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Ricky Gervais Savagely Spoofs Spoiled Brat Feminist Natalie Portman

At the Oscars, Natalie Portman staged a "silent protest" by wearing a bespoke Christian Dior cape emblazoned with the names of Unfairly Overlooked! female directors.

Portman, 38, attended the awards show wearing a black and gold Dior dress with a cape embroidered with the names of the female directors who were snubbed by the Academy: Lorene Scafaria (“Hustlers”), Lulu Wang (“The Farewell”), Greta Gerwig (“Little Women”), Mati Diop (“Atlantics”), Marianne Heller (“A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood”), Melina Matsoukas (“Queen & Slim”), Alma Har’el (“Honey Boy”) and Céline Sciamma (“Portrait of a Lady on Fire”).

Fellow spoiled-brat out-of-touch nutter Rose McGowan attacked Portman for... not "walking the walk" regarding female directors?

"I find Portman’s type of activism deeply offensive to those of us who actually do the work. I'm not writing this out of bitterness...

And this is not just about the money.

... I am writing out of disgust. I just want her and other actresses to walk the walk," McGowan said. "Natalie, you have worked with two female directors in your very long career- one of them was you. You have a production company that has hired exactly one female director- you."


But that's just normal Hollywood battiness and cattiness.

The real attack came from Ricky Gervais.

Gervais had previously tweeted, "I tried to warn them."

@rickygervais

I have nothing against the most famous people in the world using their privileged, global platform to tell the world what they believe. I even agree with most of it. I just tried to warn them that when they lecture everyday, hard working people, it has the opposite effect. Peace.

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11:56 AM - Feb 10, 2020

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1 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2020 01:12 PM (KNsKs)

2 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at February 13, 2020 01:12 PM (3sOO0)

3 Dang.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 13, 2020 01:13 PM (3sOO0)

4 Gonna need moar butthurt salve

Posted by: henry at February 13, 2020 01:13 PM (J3Rfi)

5 They can't be mocked enough.

Embroidered DIOR CAPE.

FFS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:14 PM (jUVms)

6 I really didn't need to see Ricky Gervais in a bathtub.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 01:14 PM (8erNz)

7 "BRAVE actor DESTROYS hypocritical actress with FACTS and LOGIC."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 01:14 PM (KUaJL)

8 it's hollywood bullshit. zero fucks. time to take a nap.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 01:14 PM (KP5rU)

9 Ricky Gervais would look better on an ottoman.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 01:14 PM (KUaJL)

10 Could've done without seeing Ricky Gervais in the bath. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 13, 2020 01:14 PM (Ez6QX)

11 May the barbed vagina-penis of Harvey Weinstein squirt piss upon you Natalie.

Spoiler Alert, it probably already has.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 01:15 PM (pw+jk)

12 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:15 PM (q80AH)

13 The awards show will eventually descend into 12 people being lectured by Anita Thunberg.

Posted by: IanDeal at February 13, 2020 01:15 PM (vgGyZ)

14 How self-centered do you have to be to think that wearing a cape with people's names embroidered on it is going to be an effective and useful mechanism for writing a societal wrong?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM (KUaJL)

15 Gervais is a lefty asshole but he likes to shit on his own kind, so more power to him.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

16 Is Gervais doing a Sydney Greenstreet impression? Don't get it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM (H8QX8)

17 I'm going to protest Female Mutilation by using diamond studded condoms.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM (jUVms)

18 All this nonsense over an industry circle jerk.

I don't see anyone going nuts over the gowns worn at the American Society for Quality's annual gala.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM (q80AH)

19 I have a diamond-studded douche bag to honor the world's poor.

Posted by: Bette Midler at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM (sWM8x)

20 15 Gervais is a lefty asshole but he likes to shit on his own kind, so more power to him.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

=========

Ask him about Christians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM (q80AH)

21 Natalie Portman? I hit it. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM (OD2ni)

22 I was telling myself that that was just an effect and Gervais' head is sticking out from behind a decapitated manatee.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM (wzVKm)

23 I don't like Ricky Gervais but good on him digging into the rot and finding a nerve

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (l4C/z)

24 Boobs not tits.

Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (llOn+)

25 My prediction is that as the spoiled child awards shows bleed viewers, the rhetoric of Wokeness will square.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (pw+jk)

26 13 The awards show will eventually descend into 12 people being lectured by Anita Thunberg.
Posted by: IanDeal at February 13, 2020 01:15 PM (vgGyZ)

HOW DARE YOU

Posted by: GRETA Thunberg at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

27 5
They can't be mocked enough.



Embroidered DIOR CAPE.



FFS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:14 PM (jUVms)

*smiles knowingly*

Posted by: Edna Mole at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (1CjJc)

28 Was there an awards ceremony recently? I must have missed it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

29 Heh. You go, Ricky!

Hollywood is such an easy target - about time they get taken down a few notches.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (bDqIh)

30 Last time I wore a cape all I got was a restraining order.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (xfb67)

31 Is there a list of female directors who really suck, or are they all 'stunning and brave?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

32 I wasn't prepared for that.

Posted by: Ana Loteria at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (sN9mD)

33 Hey, great. I tried googling Natalie Portman Epstein for her opinion on what has to be one of the most disgusting and important sexual scandals in decades. You'll laugh and laugh, but I found nothing. Apparently the real problem is creepy fans dreaming about her. Gosh.

Posted by: trev006 at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (vHsIC)

34 CAPE DIEM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (aKsyK)

35 I saw Embroidered Dior Cape open for Bedazzled Chanel Handbag at the Hollywood Bowl.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (KUaJL)

36 Ya know who they should get for the show next year? That unfunny late night comedian who's entire schtick is being a woman of color on late night TV. I don't even remember her name. She'd be perfect. She can just heckle all the white people and men when they come up. Really show that boy's club who's boss. Wait, they want ratings?

Posted by: Flyguy at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (3sOO0)

37
Homeboy is worth nine digits. Ricky can say what Ricky wants.

Being a star in Old Blighty seems very lucrative. More than here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (uKj5K)

38
Yeah.

Fat Man on the Ottoman is now in video format.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (8XRCm)

39 *smiles knowingly*
Posted by: Edna Mole at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (1CjJc)


-=-----

HA! Loved that show.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:18 PM (jUVms)

40 Fat and drunk in the tub. Dangerous.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

41 33 Hey, great. I tried googling Natalie Portman Epstein for her opinion on what has to be one of the most disgusting and important sexual scandals in decades. You'll laugh and laugh, but I found nothing. Apparently the real problem is creepy fans dreaming about her. Gosh.
Posted by: trev006 at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (vHsIC)

==========

Anyone who isn't speaking out knew and hid the truth.

Those speaking out knew and hid the truth but found that they could get some extra attention by talking about it now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:18 PM (q80AH)

42 My diamond encrusted ben-wah balls wept as the brave Portman came out.

Posted by: Jane Fonda at February 13, 2020 01:18 PM (pw+jk)

43 Nice rack!

Posted by: The Ricky Gervais Rack Assessment Company at February 13, 2020 01:18 PM (/bvAs)

44 23 I don't like Ricky Gervais but good on him digging into the rot and finding a nerve
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (l4C/z)

He's more of a nuisance to our enemies than he is to us.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 01:18 PM (J+mig)

45 this is kind of like Mattress Girl: all symbolism and no substance.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 13, 2020 01:19 PM (4a9Vv)

46
Next time your wife is really mad at you.... drape a cape over her shoulders and call her "Super Mad".

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

47 Portman she have quit after The Professional.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:19 PM (2DOZq)

48 34 CAPE DIEM

"Seize the breasts"

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 01:19 PM (8erNz)

49 I have had the occasion pornographic daydream about Natalie Portman wearing IDF gear sans pants.

And one where she's banging Dakota Johnson with a strap on, both of them half dressed in dance leotards.

I regret nothing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 01:19 PM (l4C/z)

50 "13 The awards show will eventually descend into 12 people being lectured by Anita Thunberg.
Posted by: IanDeal at February 13, 2020 01:15 PM (vgGyZ)

HOW DARE YOU
Posted by: GRETA Thunberg"


David French cannot host since he only lectures conservatives.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 13, 2020 01:19 PM (OD2ni)

51 @DailyCaller

AOC is joining RuPaul's Drag Race

"I'm Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and I pledge allegiance to the drag"

Video: https://tinyurl.com/uhz84fz

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 01:19 PM (cF8AT)

52 >>I just tried to warn them that when they lecture everyday, hard working people, it has the opposite effect.



They seem to think that Hollywood is typical of every other industry. It is not. Rarely can a Weinstein type operate in a non-entertainment/media environment. Meanwhile, most of Hollywood is Weinstein-ish.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 01:19 PM (bDqIh)

53 Has anyone seen my rose zircon encrusted tweezers? They're designer rose zircon encrusted tweezers to combat global warming.

Posted by: Bette Midler at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (sWM8x)

54 OT: A former police officer was in a Nashville bar celebrating his birthday when a woman came up and punched him splitting his cheek open and yelling at him "How Dare You!". No, it was not sweet little Greta. Why did she do this? He was wearing a red ball cap and she thought it was a MAGA hat. Turns out that it said "Make 50 Great Again" which was a birthday present from his wife. Obama, Biden, Mad-Maxine (to name a few) would be so proud of her as they advocate for violence.

Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (oiNtH)

55 Dumber that Portman was Jane Fonda tweeting out her picture of her gold and diamonds that were "sustainably" mined.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (Wp9jy)

56 I see Gervais as a slightly more civilized, slightly funnier Bill Maher.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (H8QX8)

57 I won an award, it was the No- Boob Chest medal with two short -nipple clusters.

Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (llOn+)

58 We're gonna need a bigger tub.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

59 52 They seem to think that Hollywood is typical of every other industry. It is not. Rarely can a Weinstein type operate in a non-entertainment/media environment. Meanwhile, most of Hollywood is Weinstein-ish.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 01:19 PM (bDqIh)

===========

"If the good men are this bad, imagine how bad the bad conservatives who beat their wives every Super Bowl Sunday are!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (q80AH)

60 #National

@MorningConsult

Post New Hampshire Primary Poll (2/12):

Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%

Posted by: Wut at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (M20vx)

61 Do you have to take your cape off before using the toilet?

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (X/Pw5)

62 "Portman she have quit after The Professional.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"


Nah. I dug her in Black Swan.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (OD2ni)

63
If Gervais says he "agrees with most" of the leftist bilge, he ain't quite there yet.

When he gets thoroughly blacklisted, maybe then he'll wake up fully.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (zBaqJ)

64 54 OT: A former police officer was in a Nashville bar celebrating his birthday when a woman came up and punched him splitting his cheek open and yelling at him "How Dare You!". No, it was not sweet little Greta. Why did she do this? He was wearing a red ball cap and she thought it was a MAGA hat. Turns out that it said "Make 50 Great Again" which was a birthday present from his wife. Obama, Biden, Mad-Maxine (to name a few) would be so proud of her as they advocate for violence.
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (oiNtH)

"Get in their faces."
"They bring a knife, we bring a gun."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

65 >>AOC is joining RuPaul's Drag Race



"I'm Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and I pledge allegiance to the drag"

- - - -

Hey, has she said anything about those NYPD cops who were nearly executed a few days ago?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)

66 Ask him about Christians.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM


It's my cape that's causing the ruckus.

Posted by: C. Dior at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (AkZPA)

67 58
We're gonna need a bigger tub.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

Bring out the Meggy Mac tub!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (1CjJc)

68 62 "Portman she have quit after The Professional.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"


Nah. I dug her in Black Swan.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (OD2ni)

========

Insane person Darren Arronofsky's most legible work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (q80AH)

69 Put milk and Froot Loops in your tub, bub.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (aKsyK)

70 Never saw Black Swan, I don't think anyone can make me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (xfb67)

71 I've seen only two of Portman's movies, The Professional and Beautiful Girls . She was a kid in both.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (2DOZq)

72 I remember the time when the big controversy was Jennifer Lopez wearing a dress cut down past her navel. Those were innocent times.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

73 55 Dumber that Portman was Jane Fonda tweeting out her picture of her gold and diamonds that were "sustainably" mined.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (Wp9jy)


Well, when starving blacks are a dime a hundred in the wonderful nation of South Africa, she's right. It is sustainable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (zBaqJ)

74 Portman was on that Hot Ones show a while back and went into the muh Russia and our democracy is in danger bullshit routine. Of course the bald host didn't challenge her at all and probably nodded in agreement off camera.

Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (BDZWU)

75 From the last thread, a thought about aggravating judges - I know an attorney who fought very hard for his client, to the point of publicly questioning some decisions being made by the Judge in his case. (and those decisions were very questionable in his case.)

He had to leave town and find a new city to practice in, because word got around that anybody hiring him would have the book thrown at them by every court in the county.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)

76 The comparison of twitter to open mic night is spot on.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (QLPEO)

77 Can AOC get reelected? She's raising money like crazy but seems to have some real opposition.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (QzF6i)

78 Natalie has spoken out passionately about what a big meanie Bibi Netanyahu is and how bad she feels for the poor put upon Palestinians. She can give Mark Ruffalo a run for his money on that topic.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (AD3JT)

79 this is kind of like Mattress Girl: all symbolism and no substance.


Mattress Girl at least had the decency to make a pron.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (wzVKm)

80 We have to get back to where actors where considered whores.

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (HALdu)

81 Do you have to take your cape off before using the toilet?
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM


No.

Posted by: Superman at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (AkZPA)

82 Insane person Darren Arronofsky's most legible work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (q80AH)

I'll see your Darren Aronofsky and raise you a Lars vonTrier

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

83 70
Never saw Black Swan, I don't think anyone can make me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (xfb67)

Skip it and find the lesbo clips on-line.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (1CjJc)

84 Quickly saw jfk juniors whore on cnn interviewing mccabe...jesus christ mary and joseph

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (nRk/c)

85 Saw an old 'B.C.' comic strip collectors cup from the 1970s this morning at the thrift store. It featured the character that I now recalled was always called 'The Fat Broad.'

Imagine my lack of shock when I looked it up on Wiki and found that last August they changed her name to 'Jane.'

Amazing they got away with it this long, really.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

86 I think the only thing worse than Natalie Portman are those incredibly annoying Go-Gurt commercials with the screaming minority mother.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (ufFY8)

87
16 Is Gervais doing a Sydney Greenstreet impression? Don't get it.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 01:16 PM (H8QX


Ho-ho! I say, sir -- I do enjoy a man not afraid to put himself in a dicey situation. It amuses me, sir! Now, about the object ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (pNxlR)

88 This thread is useless without referring to Natalie Portman playing a troubled stripper in Closer.

Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (BDZWU)

89 Ha. Judge refused to dismiss Devin Nunes' defamation suit against newspaper publisher McClatchy; now they've filed for bankruptcy.



Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (XehFa)

90 Does this mean capes are coming back in?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (KUaJL)

91 >>AOC is joining RuPaul's Drag Race
---
Man, I would so slob her knob.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (sWM8x)

92 Christian DIOR?
What about all the worthy and deserving FEMALE cape-stylists who will not get this valuable endorsement? What about them, eh?
And what happened to NO CAPES?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (8IOEj)

93 Portman she have quit after The Professional.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"


Nah. I dug her in Black Swan.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (OD2ni)

I wouldn't know but I'll take your word as a Moron.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (2DOZq)

94 Portman did a movie where she got pregnant and secretly lived in a Wal Mart. For some reason that one got a lot of repeat viewings on my boat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (xfb67)

95 Bring out the Meggy Mac tub!


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (1CjJc)

====
AKA an Olympic Swimming Pool.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (pw+jk)

96 64 54 OT: A former police officer was in a Nashville bar celebrating his birthday when a woman came up and punched him splitting his cheek open and yelling at him "How Dare You!". No, it was not sweet little Greta. Why did she do this? He was wearing a red ball cap and she thought it was a MAGA hat. Turns out that it said "Make 50 Great Again" which was a birthday present from his wife. Obama, Biden, Mad-Maxine (to name a few) would be so proud of her as they advocate for violence.
Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (oiNtH)

"Get in their faces."
"They bring a knife, we bring a gun."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

See, this is why I have knives and a gun.


And....sadly, why I don't wear MAGA hats. Because of the knives and gun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (l4C/z)

97 Michael Moore wore a cape embroidered with the names of scores of scores of millions worldwide who have died since Trump's inauguration -- and still had some patches of empty space left to fill.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (ssq6O)

98 There's a fat man, in the bathtub, with the blues

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (q1Pj5)

99
When he gets thoroughly blacklisted, maybe then he'll wake up fully.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (zBaqJ)

------

Like I said - if he even cares anymore. Dude's pushing sixty and worth over a hundred million dollars.

Were I in his shoes, this would be the phase of my life where I showed up at black tie events wearing nothing but a dickie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (uKj5K)

100 Gervais is an honest comic, he ridicules things that should be ridiculed.

That said, I really just do not care about it any more. The recent article stating that "The Age of Celebrity is Over" is probably right. The internet, social media and smart phones have granted to ability for anyone to become a celebrity overnight.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (JRaU+)

101 Beautiful Girls was a great movie and Portman was great in it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2020 01:24 PM (wzVKm)

102
They seem to think that Hollywood is typical of every other industry. It is not. Rarely can a Weinstein type operate in a non-entertainment/media environment. Meanwhile, most of Hollywood is Weinstein-ish.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 01:19 PM (bDqIh)

-----

I trust youve seen the video of the ENTIRE awards crowd standing and giving Roman Polanski, child anal rapist, a standing ovation in his honor for an Oscar.

Mind you .... he's been hiding out in Europe since he fled the states.

https://youtu.be/PXnNOBj26lk

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 01:24 PM (8XRCm)

103 82 Insane person Darren Arronofsky's most legible work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (q80AH)

I'll see your Darren Aronofsky and raise you a Lars vonTrier
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

===========

I was never big into Von Trier, but open to him. Elephant was good. All of his stuff was rather typical European art house stuff.

And then I watched Anti-Christ and swore to never watch another von Trier again.

I've since walked it back a bit and put Melancholia back in my Netflix DVD queue. I'll see it eventually.

But Anti-Christ...after the 30 minute mark, I said to myself, "There's no way I won't at least like this movie." I was very, very wrong. I despised it by the end. Despised. I don't feel that often with a movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:24 PM (q80AH)

104 Hot Take: Natalie Portman was like the 4th or 5th best actor in the Prequel trilogy.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 01:24 PM (KUaJL)

105 Well, when starving blacks are a dime a hundred in the wonderful nation of South Africa, she's right. It is sustainable.

Yes, Jane, it's been many years since you worked the kind of job where they check your asshole for theft at the end of your shift...

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 01:24 PM (8erNz)

106 Mattress Girl at least had the decency to make a pron.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February



Someone should have told her that she could have faked the anal thing.

Have to admire her commitment to her trade

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 01:24 PM (HALdu)

107 They seem to think that Hollywood is typical of every other industry. It is not. Rarely can a Weinstein type operate in a non-entertainment/media environment. Meanwhile, most of Hollywood is Weinstein-ish.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 01:19 PM (bDqIh)



Government is like Hollywood.


Don't forget, that everything Hollywood and DC lecture us on, Main Street never did or stopped 30-50 years ago.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 13, 2020 01:25 PM (I8FKK)

108 They can't be mocked enough.

Embroidered DIOR CAPE.

FFS.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:14 PM

Doesn't everybody have one?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 13, 2020 01:25 PM (lBeMA)

109 Fuck Gervais. Yeah he's hitting the low hanging fruit, but I think it's because he realizes that it's having the opposite effect. I am glad these hollyweirdos are openly stating their loony opinions and showing contempt for their audience. Frees up time and money on my part.

Posted by: Resist we much at February 13, 2020 01:25 PM (BkYvb)

110 And....sadly, why I don't wear MAGA hats. Because of the knives and gun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (l4C/z)

Sadly, in Seattle-land, just wearing that hat would make you the aggressor in a self defense scenario against the inevitable progtard attacker.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:25 PM (NWiLs)

111 I'm proud to say I've never heard of any of the female directors, nor indeed of any of their movies.

So far my luck has held up beautifully.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:25 PM (pmpob)

112 yonder lies the field of my fucks and none will be harvested and given

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (JFO2v)

113 I just watched "Unicorn Store," starring Brie Larsen, with a female director -- none other than Brie Larsen herself. Also, a female scriptwriter.

Review: OMG. Horrible beyond description. Embarrassing. Sad. "Who in the hell greenlighted this?" Pointless. Juvenile. "Are you fucking kidding me?" Self-indulgent. Trivial. Purposeless.

Conclusion: At this point I basically refuse to watch films with female directors, as there is a 90% chance they will totally suck. And that's coming from someone whose status as a woman is as yet undetermined.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (ySK7x)

114 Saw an old 'B.C.' comic strip collectors cup from
the 1970s this morning at the thrift store. It featured the character
that I now recalled was always called 'The Fat Broad.'



Imagine my lack of shock when I looked it up on Wiki and found that last August they changed her name to 'Jane.'



Amazing they got away with it this long, really.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 01:22 PM (oVJmc)


Should have been "Karen", who wants to see your manager right now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (q1Pj5)

115 107 Don't forget, that everything Hollywood and DC lecture us on, Main Street never did or stopped 30-50 years ago.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 13, 2020 01:25 PM (I8FKK)

=========

I don't know about you, but every week I take all of my trash down to Folly Beach and dump it straight into the water.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (q80AH)

116 Beautiful Girls was a great movie and Portman was great in it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2020 01:24 PM (wzVKm)

Yes and she was great in The Professional too.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (2DOZq)

117 I just don't give a shit about Hollywood.
I was going to take my grandson to see Call of the Wild as he's reading the book now. But 'ol Harrison had to shoot his mouth off about conservatives so, yeah, next Indian Jones movie, I'm rooting for the Nazis.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (axyOa)

118 They can't be mocked enough.

Embroidered DIOR CAPE.

FFS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:14 PM (jUVms


My God, how she suffers! That poor thing!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (hLRSq)

119 OT - for any gamers out there, The Division 2 is only $2.99 on PS4, Xbox, and PC (Uplay or Epic). Price is good through February. Can be played solo or co-op. I liked the game a lot. Better than the first and plenty of fun to be had for $3.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (sN9mD)

120 111 I'm proud to say I've never heard of any of the female directors, nor indeed of any of their movies.

So far my luck has held up beautifully.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:25 PM (pmpob)
===

Ahem

Posted by: American Psycho at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (BDZWU)

121 Rose is max-crazy but I almost respect her crazy. I mean, she's not well. And I'd like anyone not well to get the help they need. And she does seem to be all about getting attention for Rose. But, on the other hand, her abuse seems to be up there with some of the boys sexually abused and used in Hollywood, ie., not just regretting the sex she had to get ahead. And the utter fury at everyone looking the other way? That's rational. And I think that her career is over.

And bottom line, she was right about Portman.

Posted by: Synova at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (BD/yx)

122 >>>60 #National

@MorningConsult

Post New Hampshire Primary Poll (2/12):

Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%
Posted by: Wut


wow!!!

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (PbpT7)

123 I've told this tale before: my oldest worked for Universal Pictures in the Accounting/Finance office for a bit less than a year before he quit.

"Dad, they're all wh*res and perverts. All of them. They just wear better clothes."

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (Y4EXg)

124 120 111 I'm proud to say I've never heard of any of the female directors, nor indeed of any of their movies.

So far my luck has held up beautifully.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:25 PM (pmpob)
===

Ahem
Posted by: American Psycho at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (BDZWU)

=========

Zero Dark Thirty is good, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (q80AH)

125 Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (oiNtH

And if the people were folks that voted Democrat religiously they are now reexamining their political party.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (WI7YS)

126 I read where mattress girl was red-pilled.

Really.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (jUVms)

127 70 Never saw Black Swan, I don't think anyone can make me.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 01:21 PM (xfb67)

It's not like it's ALL ballet.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (RD7QR)

128 Michael Moore wore a cape embroidered with the names of scores of scores of millions worldwide who have died since Trump's inauguration -- and still had some patches of empty space left to fill.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (ssq6O)

Classic. I'd actually respect him a bit if he did poke fun at Portman (and himself) this way.

Posted by: trev006 at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (vHsIC)

129
Conclusion: At this point I basically refuse to watch films with female directors, as there is a 90% chance they will totally suck. And that's coming from someone whose status as a woman is as yet undetermined.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (ySK7x)

Have you tried checking the undercarriage?

Posted by: Someguy at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (YVvSQ)

130
73 55 Dumber that Portman was Jane Fonda tweeting out her picture of her gold and diamonds that were "sustainably" mined.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (Wp9jy)


"Sustainable" diamonds, with material excavated from the pits returned to the pits (if you're lucky)? Is that what that means? 'Cause if you're wearing the sparkly baubles, dunderhead, there's no "sustainable" about it

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (pNxlR)

131 "If the good men are this bad, imagine how bad the bad conservatives who beat their wives every Super Bowl Sunday are!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (q80AH)

They are so sure that they're better than us, while knowing that their fellow travelers are thoroughly depraved, that they must spin a fantasy to avoid cognitive dissonance. If the good guys are that bad, then the bad guys have to be worse.

They can't face up to the fact that they've signed up with demons that want to eat them (some probably literally, it's only a matter of time before cannibalism jumps onto the LGBT bandwagon.)

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (J+mig)

132 110 And....sadly, why I don't wear MAGA hats. Because of the knives and gun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (l4C/z)

Sadly, in Seattle-land, just wearing that hat would make you the aggressor in a self defense scenario against the inevitable progtard attacker.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:25 PM (NWiLs)


Same here in coastal California. Used to be conservative, but leftist nut jobs have badly infested the place over the last 20 years. At the 2018 election nut jobs were placing signs along roadways babbling about "Nazis."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (pmpob)

133 The awards show will eventually descend into 12 people being lectured by Anita Thunberg.
Posted by: IanDeal


But it will be fabulous.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (QLPEO)

134 Curious when the excitement of Oscar started collapsing and open contempt really picked up steam. I'm thinking it was South Park that gave things the big push. Not that the general population wasn't annoyed and disgusted by the Hollywood politics and antics already. It's just that the overall population sorta tolerated it and the sausage makers of industry and infotainment kept promoting it up until someone stood athwart history and said, "Enough!"

So good on Gervais for keeping momentum going, but I'm going to give my bigger hat-tip to South Park for getting the real show going.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (6eEQ+)

135 They can't be mocked enough.

Embroidered DIOR CAPE.

FFS.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:14 PM

Doesn't everybody have one?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 13, 2020 01:25 PM



I got Mrs D's at Penny's. Does that count?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (axyOa)

136 97 Michael Moore wore a cape embroidered with the names of scores of scores of millions worldwide who have died since Trump's inauguration -- and still had some patches of empty space left to fill.

Mao's dead?
Pol Pot?
Stalin?
Hitler?
All the 20th century wars?
The Spanish Flu?

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (8erNz)

137 Portman she have quit after The Professional.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth



She peaked at 12. Sad.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (QLPEO)

138 >>But 'ol Harrison had to shoot his mouth off about conservatives so, yeah, next Indian Jones movie, I'm rooting for the Nazis. Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (axyOa)


"Okay, great, everybody. But this take, I want the German to get knocked down, and I want Indy to turn around and face the oncoming propeller. Just...for the footage. Whatever. Just do it. Okay, silence on the set, aaaaand...ACTION!"

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (QgtlX)

139 Well we made it to 6 below with a minus 30 windchill. Someone should tell Leo DeCapitated and tell him to fire up the private jet.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (lBeMA)

140 134 So good on Gervais for keeping momentum going, but I'm going to give my bigger hat-tip to South Park for getting the real show going.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (6eEQ+)

==========

George Clooney did that himself.

South Park just highlighted it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (q80AH)

141 122 >>>60 #National

@MorningConsult

Post New Hampshire Primary Poll (2/12):

Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%
Posted by: Wut


wow!!!
Posted by: ace at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (PbpT7)

Catch the Bloomymentum (if you can see it).

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (RD7QR)

142 Wasn't the Hurt Locker directed by a woman who won the Oscar?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (2DOZq)

143 Freakin' Hollywood types and their freakin' black diamonds!

Assholes.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2020 01:29 PM (TQ/zJ)

144 OT - for any gamers out there, The Division 2 is only $2.99 on PS4, Xbox, and PC (Uplay or Epic). Price is good through February. Can be played solo or co-op. I liked the game a lot. Better than the first and plenty of fun to be had for $3.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (sN9mD)

Avoid Epic, they're Chinese-owned shitweasels.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 01:29 PM (J+mig)

145 Conclusion: At this point I basically refuse to watch films with female directors, as there is a 90% chance they will totally suck.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (ySK7x)


Films with female directors are like books by female authors. The likelihood of either being of any interest to me is practically nil.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:29 PM (pmpob)

146 @ChadPergram

1) Palpable concern among some Hse Dems from battleground states or representing swing districts about the impact of a potential nomination Sanders nomination “It’s bad,” said one freshman Dem from a swing district. “We are having conversations about how to deal with this.”

2) Freshman Hse Dem to Fox: "If (Sanders) is the nominee, we lose." Mbr said a Sanders nomination would cost Dems their state in the fall. Some voters would leave the top of the ticket blank

3) Two other vulnerable Democrats indicated that a Sanders nomination would almost certainly cede their states to President Trump, to say nothing of the impact on races down the ballot for the House and Senate.

4) To counter a possible Sanders nomination, One Democrat said they would try to hyper-focus on local issues as a counterbalance. But the lawmaker conceded that would be hard

5) What is unclear is how Dems are starting to grapple with the Sanders nominee potential. When asked if Dems would actively try to block Sanders or would try to “spin” things in such a way to remain viable, lawmakers offered no specifics. “We’re just starting,” said one Democrat

6) A Hse Dem from a swing state who does not represent a competitive district argued that it didn’t matter who the Democratic nominee was. This lawmaker said there was such concern about Trump that voters would be willing to support “anyone else” besides Trump – even Sanders.

7) Even as the Sanders alarm bells sounding among some Democrats, other Democratic sources note that the party has only allocated a tiny percentage of delegates. “It’s still so early,” said one source. “We just have to win,” said the source.

Multiple Democrats who could face competitive races this fall declined to speak on the record about Sanders, the impacts of impeachment and what it means for their candidacies. Some Dems were clearly uncomfortable being asked about this by the press today.


They're getting ready to burn Bern....

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 01:29 PM (cF8AT)

147 My field of fucks is barren I have no fucks left to give. Hollywood could burn the fuck down for all i care. Fuck these nasty evil revolting fucksticks. I'm finished they lost me forever. I hope it all collapses into the ocean.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2020 01:29 PM (0OmEj)

148 142 Wasn't the Hurt Locker directed by a woman who won the Oscar?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (2DOZq)

=========

Katherine Bigelow, former spouse to James Cameron.

She's a solid director. I think The Hurt Locker is a tad overrated, but she also directed Strange Days and Zero Dark Thirty, which are both very good.

Then came Detroit, which was terrible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:29 PM (q80AH)

149 Self awareness is, evidently, not big in Hollywood.

(Or politics)

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (jUVms)

150 >>142
Wasn't the Hurt Locker directed by a woman who won the Oscar? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (2DOZq)


Yes. And what a profoundly stupid, absurd movie it was.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (QgtlX)

151 I have no problem with hollywood elites going after other hollywood elites.

Posted by: Chris W at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (HPcI7)

152 Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%
Posted by: Wut
.......

No love for Tulsi? Because I think Tulsi needs some love.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

153 I've heard of three of those movies.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (Izzlo)

154
126 I read where mattress girl was red-pilled.

Really.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (jUVms)


So, Riley (menacingly spoken), what do you do to confront racist people you meet?

** mmmmh! mmmmmmmph! **

Oh, sorry ... forgot about the ball gag!
** AOC removes it **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (pNxlR)

155 Ha. Judge refused to dismiss Devin Nunes' defamation suit against newspaper publisher McClatchy; now they've filed for bankruptcy.

-
It's unconstitutional to notice that media is lying. It's double plus ungood unconstitutional to mind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (+y/Ru)

156
Freakin' Hollywood types and their freakin' black diamonds!

Assholes.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2020 01:29 PM (TQ/zJ)

-----

Its been my experience that anybody that can ski a black diamond tends to be an asshole about. it.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

157 Looks like that Klobmentum was a tad flash in the pannish.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (QLPEO)

158 Rose McGowan is nuttier than a squirrel tied, but she's not wrong about Natalie Portman's hypocrisy.

Posted by: radar at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (LKgq5)

159 150 >>142
Wasn't the Hurt Locker directed by a woman who won the Oscar? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (2DOZq)


Yes. And what a profoundly stupid, absurd movie it was.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (QgtlX)

==========

It's a comic book version of a war movie, not a real war movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (q80AH)

160 Seems Legit: "I read where mattress girl was red-pilled.

Really."


I guess she needed a date unlike a fish needed a bicycle.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (6eEQ+)

161 I'm just enjoying the fact that every faction of the left is at each others throats, just like we all predicted.

Dance puppets dance!

Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (BDZWU)

162 Yes. And what a profoundly stupid, absurd movie it was.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (QgtlX)

Never saw it because you weren't the first to say that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (2DOZq)

163 Would love to sneak up to the Hollywood sign one night and put up a huge FUCK in front of it.

That would be a great prank.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (axyOa)

164 "If the good men are this bad, imagine how bad the bad conservatives who beat their wives every Super Bowl Sunday are!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (q80AH)


I've been in training to beat my wife on Super Bowl Sunday.

What? The Super Bowl already took place?

Shit. Missed it again. Wait'll next year!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (pmpob)

165 Ricky wasn't complaining when I pegged him in the parking lot.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (ATCV4)

166 Conclusion: At this point I basically refuse to watch films with female directors, as there is a 90% chance they will totally suck. And that's coming from someone whose status as a woman is as yet undetermined.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (ySK7x)

Writing is almost as bad. While watching Breaking Bad a few uears ago I noticed there were two types of episodes: one type where the story progressed and interesting things happened and another boring type with mostly family drama and lots of exposition. The latter type of episode was almost invariably written by a woman.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (Wp9jy)

167 Natalie who?

Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (gmo/4)

168 161 I'm just enjoying the fact that every faction of the left is at each others throats, just like we all predicted.

Dance puppets dance!
Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (BDZWU)

=========

The hope is that the fight continues for months and the convention doesn't end it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (q80AH)

169 I don't want to see Natalie Portman in a bathtub...OK a wee peek...O hell make it a 10 minute LOOP with plenty of closeups..................IN A BURQUA.

Posted by: saf at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (5IHGB)

170 126 I read where mattress girl was red-pilled.

Really.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (jUVms)

Mostly because she's getting some conservative dick.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

171 Does this mean capes are coming back in?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 01:23 PM (KUaJL)


No capes.

Posted by: Edna Mode at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (hLRSq)

172 It's become virtually impossible to find a competent poodle-clipper in Burbank.

Trump's America.

Posted by: Bette Midler at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (sWM8x)

173 150 >>142
Wasn't the Hurt Locker directed by a woman who won the Oscar? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:28 PM (2DOZq)


Yes. And what a profoundly stupid, absurd movie it was.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (QgtlX)

Must be why the musical flopped

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurt_Locker_(musical)

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (Izzlo)

174 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 01:32 PM (7Q7Ca)

175 Conclusion: At this point I basically refuse to watch films with female directors, as there is a 90% chance they will totally suck.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (ySK7x)

You could always try films by the 1950s -1960's by director, Ida Lupino. She has some interesting ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 01:32 PM (WI7YS)

176
Then came Detroit, which was terrible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:29 PM (q80AH)


Well, and to be fair, when you are working with the dregs at the bottom of the barrel, everything is going to look like the dregs at the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 01:32 PM (pNxlR)

177 166
Writing is almost as bad. While watching Breaking Bad a few uears ago I noticed there were two types of episodes: one type where the story progressed and interesting things happened and another boring type with mostly family drama and lots of exposition. The latter type of episode was almost invariably written by a woman.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (Wp9jy)

==========

And the best episodes were directed by Rian Johnson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:32 PM (q80AH)

178 149 Self awareness is, evidently, not big in Hollywood.

(Or politics)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (jUVms)


Nor high school diplomas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:32 PM (pmpob)

179 Just get on with it regarding the Oscars (that I don't care about). Stipulate "X" Oscars for women, "X" Oscars for gays, "X" Oscars for minorities...which must also be subdivided, based on ethnicity. And maybe throw a few to whites, who should relinquish theirs anyway. I have long advocated smearing their faces with a big "walk the walk" bag of steaming dog poo. On a panoply of areas from global warming hypocrisy to turning down roles and handing them over to another aggrieved "victim group."

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 01:33 PM (JoUsr)

180 Natalie, you have worked with two female directors in your very long career- one of them was you. You have a production company that has hired exactly one female director- you.

This is a bit self-serving but its on point. Its hypocritical to condemn others for not praising female directors enough while doing nothing to help them yourself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

181 >>165
Ricky wasn't complaining when I pegged him in the parking lot. Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (ATCV4)

Did he pay you, or did you pay him?

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:33 PM (QgtlX)

182 164 "If the good men are this bad, imagine how bad the bad conservatives who beat their wives every Super Bowl Sunday are!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (q80AH)

I've been in training to beat my wife on Super Bowl Sunday.

What? The Super Bowl already took place?

Shit. Missed it again. Wait'll next year!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (pmpob)

You don't have to wait for special occasions, you know.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:33 PM (NWiLs)

183 Really.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (jUVm

-------

I think I read that too... IIRC, she met some conservative dude who laid her the steel hard enough to set her mind right.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2020 01:33 PM (uKj5K)

184
Post New Hampshire Primary Poll (2/12):

Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%
Posted by: Wut


?????????????????

Posted by: Marcel Cousteau, underwater mime at February 13, 2020 01:33 PM (aKsyK)

185 176
Then came Detroit, which was terrible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:29 PM (q80AH)

Well, and to be fair, when you are working with the dregs at the bottom of the barrel, everything is going to look like the dregs at the bottom of the barrel.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 01:32 PM (pNxlR)

=========

It turned into a weird claustrophobic horror movie trapped on one set for over an hour, and it didn't work, throwing thin caricatures everywhere. It was obviously written with an agenda in mind first, and the film suffered for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:33 PM (q80AH)

186 Like Hanoi Jane praising herself for her ethically harvested diamonds. Hilarious.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at February 13, 2020 01:33 PM (udYQB)

187 @realDonaldTrump 3 minutes ago

I'm seeing Governor Cuomo today at The White House. He must understand that National Security far exceeds politics. New York must stop all of its unnecessary lawsuits & harrassment, start cleaning itself up, and lowering taxes. Build relationships, but don't bring Fredo!

*snort*

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (cF8AT)

188 It's become virtually impossible to find a competent poodle-clipper in Burbank.

Trump's America.
Posted by: Bette Midler at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (sWM8x)
........

check the bathroom at Echo Park.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

189
167 Natalie who?
Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (gmo/4)


Portman. She's Rob's Portman's mom. Y'know, the Ohio Dimwit Senator.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (pNxlR)

190 >>Post New Hampshire Primary Poll (2/12):

>>Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%

I'm telling ya the establishment is gonna go all in on Bloomberg.

Milwaukee will burn.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (ZLI7S)

191 It's become virtually impossible to find a competent poodle-clipper in Burbank.



Trump's America.

Posted by: Bette Midler at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (sWM8x)

Hey, Bathhouse Bette! Try Westminister Dog Show. Bet they could hook you up with a good clipper!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (q1Pj5)

192 190 >>Post New Hampshire Primary Poll (2/12):

>>Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%

I'm telling ya the establishment is gonna go all in on Bloomberg.

Milwaukee will burn.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (ZLI7S)

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He's gonna split Super Tuesday with Sanders.

This is gonna get sporty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (q80AH)

193 152 Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%
Posted by: Wut


Let's see Bernie run away with the Dem nomination and then the party try to steal it from him at the convention.

I wonder if Mighty Mike is quietly hinting that Bernie could have a really, really nice property portfolio around the world if he'd just drop out.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (8erNz)

194 The internet, social media and smart phones have granted to ability for anyone to become a celebrity overnight.

Which is why Hollywood and Big Tech have started cracking down on ways people who aren't proper celebrities can be celebrities.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)

195 They are ALL hypocrites. It's literally 30 effing below right now and you dinks want to lecture me about climate change, blah blah efffing blah. I honestly didn't even know the Oscars were on until I saw some stories the next day. I haven't seen any awards show for 25 years and I am fine with never seeing one again. Fck these people.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (lBeMA)

196 This is a bit self-serving but its on point. Its hypocritical to condemn others for not praising female directors enough while doing nothing to help them yourself.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)


To hell with identity politics "helping the downtrodden" crap. Is someone a good director or not, plumbing notwithstanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (pmpob)

197 I'm telling ya the establishment is gonna go all in on Bloomberg.

Milwaukee will burn.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (ZLI7S)

My God...the breweries! Will no one think of the breweries!?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (NWiLs)

198 164 "If the good men are this bad, imagine how bad the bad conservatives who beat their wives every Super Bowl Sunday are!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (q80AH)

I've been in training to beat my wife on Super Bowl Sunday.

What? The Super Bowl already took place?

Shit. Missed it again. Wait'll next year!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:31 PM (pmpob)

Stanley Cup playoffs are coming soon enough. It could be a seven game series, like a Hannukah of beatings!

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (Izzlo)

199 You could always try films by the 1950s -1960's by director, Ida Lupino. She has some interesting ones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 01:32 PM (WI7YS)

FACT

Posted by: Chris W at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (HPcI7)

200 >.Rose is max-crazy but I almost respect her crazy. I mean, she's not well.


Yes, she is a damaged, mentally unwell person. She's sort of a useful idiot in that she calls out her fellow celebrities' BS. However, she's also the one who tweeted an apology to Iran after Soleimani was killed and reliably slurs Trump and his supporters. I recall seeing her at some #MeToo event and she was scary, screaming about all men being rapists, etc. whipping up a room full of angry feminists to hate men (even more) - yiiiikes.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (bDqIh)

201 I think the shine is really off of celebrities though. People are sick of being looked down on and lectured to, tired of the crap product, bored of the hypocrisy, shocked by the stupidity of their social media content, and disgusted by the personal behavior of the people involved.

It was one thing to have occasional, carefully massaged glimpses of dazzling stars you loved in films. But these days you get to see their disgusting pale underbelly all too often and the movies are lame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

202
Small-faced soldier monkey.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (QgtlX)

203 Really.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:27 PM (jUVm

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I think I read that too... IIRC, she met some conservative dude who laid her the steel hard enough to set her mind right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2020 01:33 PM (uKj5K)

A Stick Your Dick in Crazy success story. Rare as a unicorn .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:36 PM (2DOZq)

204
25 My prediction is that as the spoiled child awards shows bleed viewers, the rhetoric of Wokeness will square.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 01:17 PM (pw+jk)

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A reasonable person would think that losing millions of dollars, billions in aggregate if you consider entertainment, sports, corporations, would put a stop to the woke posturing, all the lies and insults to their audiences/customers, and general horseshit. A reasonable person would be wrong. They apparently have it in them to ride this thing into the ground like Major Kong riding the H-bomb. They ain't turning.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2020 01:36 PM (6L2Vj)

205 >>My God...the breweries! Will no one think of the breweries!?

Haussenfeffer Incorporated!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)

206 So, her protest by wearing the cape with the female director's names is basically saying that any woman that directs a film should win an award because they're women.

I thought we were all one sex now? Or is that 47.......

I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 01:36 PM (7Q7Ca)

207 I'm telling ya the establishment is gonna go all in on Bloomberg.

Looks that way to me. It will be old white man vs older white man, both 1%ers or higher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:36 PM (KZzsI)

208 check the bathroom Democrat Social Center at Echo Park.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:36 PM (pmpob)

209 I wonder if Mighty Mike is quietly hinting that Bernie could have a really, really nice property portfolio around the world if he'd just drop out.
Posted by: JEM


Damn straight. Bernie has a pretty fuckin sweet racket going there.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:36 PM (QLPEO)

210 Portman. She's Rob's Portman's mom. Y'know, the Ohio Dimwit Senator.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (pNxlR)
===

Fun fact. Portman's family owns the oldest inn in Ohio. The Golden Lamb Inn down in Lebanon, OH.

Posted by: Augustine at February 13, 2020 01:37 PM (BDZWU)

211 207 I'm telling ya the establishment is gonna go all in on Bloomberg.

Looks that way to me. It will be old white man vs older white man, both 1%ers or higher.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:36 PM (KZzsI)

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One of whom literally bought his way into the race, and it wasn't Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:37 PM (q80AH)

212 >>Rose MacGowan
(Drops Thunberg, palms Rose's head, begins to squeeze)
You know this is for your own good.
(Squeezes harder)
Your own good.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:37 PM (QgtlX)

213 Related to this there was a funny mashup on Twitter of some male liberal critic saying he didn't care about who won for Best Score and then his next tweet was how stunning and brave the winner was because vagina.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2020 01:38 PM (ZGrMX)

214 Like Hanoi Jane praising herself for her ethically harvested diamonds. Hilarious.

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EXACTLY!! I mean, talk about completely lacking in self-awareness. She looked ridiculous and so extraordinarily hypocritical showing off her "sustainable" diamonds, thinking it was something to be so proud of. While she was dripping in a beautiful designer gown. Oh, and she proclaimed she wasn't buying any new clothes anymore because we're all gonna die from global warming, yet I'd lay good odds on that sparkly frock being new.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 01:38 PM (JoUsr)

215
My God...the breweries! Will no one think of the breweries!?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Bloomberg, the bore that made Milwaukee infamous.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 01:38 PM (aKsyK)

216 A reasonable person would think that losing millions of dollars, billions in aggregate if you consider entertainment, sports, corporations, would put a stop to the woke posturing, all the lies and insults to their audiences/customers, and general horseshit. A reasonable person would be wrong. They apparently have it in them to ride this thing into the ground like Major Kong riding the H-bomb. They ain't turning.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2020 01:36 PM (6L2Vj)


The problem is that they're all inwardly-directed, toward their own social set, and oblivious to - and uninterested in - the world outside that bubble.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:38 PM (pmpob)

217 The wokeness is a kamikaze mission. Zero fucks given about ratings.

They aren't going to blink.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:38 PM (QLPEO)

218 190 >>Post New Hampshire Primary Poll (2/12):

>>Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%

I'm telling ya the establishment is gonna go all in on Bloomberg.

Milwaukee will burn.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Are Bernie's supporters capable of lighting a fire?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

219 if the DNC fucks Bernie he runs 3rd party
If Bernie is the (D) nominee Bloomberg runs 3rd party

the common theme is go long on popcorn futures

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2020 01:38 PM (FZYNt)

220 Fun fact. Portman's family owns the oldest inn in Ohio. The Golden Lamb Inn down in Lebanon, OH.

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I didn't know that. I grew up around there and have been to The Golden Lamb many times.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 01:38 PM (JoUsr)

221 192 190 >>Post New Hampshire Primary Poll (2/12):

>>Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%

I'm telling ya the establishment is gonna go all in on Bloomberg.

Milwaukee will burn.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

He's gonna split Super Tuesday with Sanders.

This is gonna get sporty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (q80AH)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (l4C/z)

222
It was one thing to have occasional, carefully massaged glimpses of dazzling stars you loved in films. But these days you get to see their disgusting pale underbelly all too often and the movies are lame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (KZzsI)


That and they think they are better press agents than their hired press agents - often with disastrous - I mean hilarious - results.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (hLRSq)

223 I can't believe Portman is already 38, man I'm an old 29.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (4thlk)

224 I read some idiot at Instapundit mystified at what the hell happened to Pelosi, that is, she was once this shrewd political genius, blah, blah. Bullshit. She was always a raging maniac. But in those days she just had ZERO opposition; there was no Trump in the picture.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (H8QX8)

225 Like Hanoi Jane praising herself for her ethically harvested diamonds. Hilarious.

They were free range, fair trade diamonds!

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (pmpob)

226 I never needed expensive, elaborate props to make an absolute fucking fool of myself at the Oscars. Hollywood has really gone downhill.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (sWM8x)

227 >>Are Bernie's supporters capable of lighting a fire? Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 01:38 PM (RD7QR)


"Dude. You gonna spark up that bong or what?"

QED

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (QgtlX)

228 I'm gonna vote for Burnie in the Texas Dem Primary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)

229 The ones who are worried about Bernie being the nom can't complain. Look, Bernie is a stupid pile of shit. But they all feel like he does, they are just mad that Bernie is telling everyone. They are just worried if people know their true goal that it will make it harder for them. Let it Burn.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (lBeMA)

230 You should listen to me and stop stealing the babies of goats and leave their milk alone.

If you want goat cheese, go to the store and BUY it like normal people.

Posted by: Whackeen Feenix at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (7Q7Ca)

231 221 He's gonna split Super Tuesday with Sanders.

This is gonna get sporty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (q80AH)

Don't tease me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (l4C/z)

===========

Bloomberg's put all of his ad money into Super Tuesday states because he was too late to get onto any ballots before then.

He's going to be a force, and he's going to test the limits of money in politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:40 PM (q80AH)

232 217 The wokeness is a kamikaze mission. Zero fucks given about ratings.

They aren't going to blink.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:38 PM (QLPEO)

Hollywood alienating people creates an opportunity for a parallel film industry to emerge. I think Texas might be a great place for it. Low taxes. Varied geography.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 01:40 PM (J+mig)

233 228 I'm gonna vote for Burnie in the Texas Dem Primary.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

I've begun to think that I should vote for Tom Steyer in the SC primary.

I'd love for him to get delegates and decide to keep going afterwards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:40 PM (q80AH)

234 Rose McGowan is herself a huge hypocrite. She has yet to criticize anything about her former fiancé, Marilyn Manson .

This is a dude who has degraded many a female groupie for his own sick pleasure. I remember one story of him and his band throwing cold cuts / hamburger meat at a girl's nekkid ass as her entry fee to be able to come backstage.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:40 PM (2DOZq)

235 I'm gonna vote for Burnie in the Texas Dem Primary.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)


Operation Chaos: Part Deaux

Posted by: El Rushbo at February 13, 2020 01:40 PM (7Q7Ca)

236 Imagine for a moment. The Dems not just stealing the nomination from Bernie but then handing it to a billionaire.

A former R billionaire.


Yes please.

Posted by: Wut at February 13, 2020 01:40 PM (M20vx)

237 Wore a cape? Like Zorro?

Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 01:41 PM (gmo/4)

238
We're gonna need a bigger tub.
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (v0R5T)





You can borrow my old tub...

Posted by: Zombie Grover Cleveland at February 13, 2020 01:41 PM (kw0bd)

239 Both Rose McGowan and Joaquin Phoenix we're raised in the same hippy cult. It was known for its rampant sexual abuse of children.
They are both nutty for a reason.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 13, 2020 01:41 PM (AD3JT)

240 166 While watching Breaking Bad a few uears ago I noticed there were two types of episodes: one type where the story progressed and interesting things happened and another boring type with mostly family drama and lots of exposition. The latter type of episode was almost invariably written by a woman.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater


EXACTLY!

Movies written and directed by women almost invariable have this deadening inertia, where NOTHING HAPPENS plotwise. I often compare it to watching a little girl rearranging Barbies in her dollhouse. There is never any forward-motion to the plot, nor any "necessity" to what happens. It's just people either sitting still and talking, or purposely bipping and bopping from one place to another without the story being advanced. It's almost like they don't even know what a plot is. It's like a cargo-cult version of movemaking -- they imitate the form successfully, but with the slightest inking of the underlying structure that makes a movie work -- like cargo cultists building an accurate reproduction of a jet airplane...out of bamboo. Then they wonder why it won't fly.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 01:41 PM (ySK7x)

241 They are ALL hypocrites. It's literally 30 effing below right now and you dinks want to lecture me about climate change, blah blah efffing blah. I honestly didn't even know the Oscars were on until I saw some stories the next day. I haven't seen any awards show for 25 years and I am fine with never seeing one again. Fck these people.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (lBeMA)
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c'mon man - it's -2 down here in the MN river valley, heatwave! I mentioned to the wife that the Oscars were on and we made it from Best Supporting Actress to Eminem's...uh, performance. Then we called it a night. Got to see the workers of the world unite speech so nothing's changed.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 13, 2020 01:41 PM (/ZYFC)

242 Sidebar: More very important twitterings from the quite-dispensable NRO"Is hot dog milk?," asks a friend.

WTFF?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 01:41 PM (1CjJc)

243 236 Imagine for a moment. The Dems not just stealing the nomination from Bernie but then handing it to a billionaire.

A former R billionaire.


Yes please.
Posted by: Wut at February 13, 2020 01:40 PM (M20vx)

============

"It's the uniparty!"
-The Activist Left after getting their preferred candidate screwed out of a nomination for the second cycle in a row

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:41 PM (q80AH)

244 230 You should listen to me and stop stealing the babies of goats and leave their milk alone.

If you want goat cheese, go to the store and BUY it like normal people.
Posted by: Whackeen Feenix

North American goats have it far better than their Middle Eastern counterparts

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2020 01:41 PM (FZYNt)

245 >>I read where mattress girl was red-pilled.



Really.


Yeah, she hooked up with a super-chad on tinder and then started hanging out with his friends, people like Jonathan Haidt. I read the article about it and got the impression that she is a narcissistic (surprise) and a bit of a chameleon/con artist (technically: a performance artist).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 01:41 PM (bDqIh)

246 purposely = purposelessly

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (ySK7x)

247
I don't think Bloomberg has enough money to overcome the hatred of Americans for their political system, in which he is deeply embroiled.

I don't think anyone has that much money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (uKj5K)

248 I'm gonna vote for Burnie in the Texas Dem Primary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)

Oh yeah!! Me too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (q1Pj5)

249 OK Gang, I have a serious, and sad, question.
Just learned one of my students has passed away. We just finished the short-term class last week. He was found in his student housing. A very fine young man from Saudi Arabia. He was funny, quick, smart (earned an A in the class) and looking forward to graduation.

My question...does anyone know any particular Muslim practices for the Remembrance event the university will have? Any Do's and Don'ts? I'm sure by now he has been returned to his home for burial. Such a sad loss of a fine young man.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (axyOa)

250 They apparently have it in them to ride this thing into the ground like Major Kong riding the H-bomb. They ain't turning.

I have a theory, that a bunch of Hollywood types saw that documentary about how US films and TV about freedom and individuality from the 80s got bootlegged into Romania and caused the collapse of Communism there, and they're damned if they are going to be a part of that again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

251 It was one thing to have occasional, carefully massaged glimpses of dazzling stars you loved in films. But these days you get to see their disgusting pale underbelly all too often and the movies are lame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

You left out pale underboob.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (e1mEI)

252 This is a dude who has degraded many a female groupie for his own sick pleasure. I remember one story of him and his band throwing cold cuts / hamburger meat at a girl's nekkid ass as her entry fee to be able to come backstage.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:40 PM (2DOZq)

Far worse things have been done to groupies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

253 Does this skin suit make my pussy look wrinkled?

Posted by: Cher at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (sWM8x)

254 TheJamesMadison: "George Clooney did that himself.

South Park just highlighted it"


SP has been beating the snot out of Hollywood for years now. They touched the untouchables. They were the tip of the spear. Maybe not the only one, but I can't think of another.

They only fell down when they failed to mock politics' most mockable... SCOAMF.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (6eEQ+)

255

Ricky don't call my number,I am having a sitz bath tonight and don't tread on Supermans' embroidered Dior cape

Posted by: saf at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (5IHGB)

256 247
I don't think Bloomberg has enough money to overcome the hatred of Americans for their political system, in which he is deeply embroiled.

I don't think anyone has that much money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (uKj5K)

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I think he has enough money to convince roughly a third of the Democratic electorate that they should go for him instead of Bernie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:43 PM (q80AH)

257 with = without

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 01:43 PM (ySK7x)

258 I honestly think all of the Establishment Dems and the NeverTrumpers rilly, rilly believed that Biden was gonna walk away with this nomination, and that they didn't have to worry about it.

And suddenly Biden is collapsing (WE TOLD YOU SO!!!!) and they had no Plan B. And now they are just starting to think about the consequences for the Very First Time.

I wouldn't put it past Bloomie to ask Hillary to be his VP.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:43 PM (Kpl3J)

259 Both Rose McGowan and Joaquin Phoenix we're raised in the same hippy cult. It was known for its rampant sexual abuse of children.
They are both nutty for a reason.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 13, 2020 01:41 PM (AD3JT)

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His brother overdosed on drugs...very young. Agree with your scenario.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:43 PM (jUVms)

260 Can't wait to vote for Bernie in my primary.


Muahaha

Posted by: Wut at February 13, 2020 01:44 PM (M20vx)

261 259
His brother overdosed on drugs...very young. Agree with your scenario.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2020 01:43 PM (jUVms)

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River was the talented one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:44 PM (q80AH)

262 175 Conclusion: At this point I basically refuse to watch films with female directors, as there is a 90% chance they will totally suck.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (ySK7x)

You could always try films by the 1950s -1960's by director, Ida Lupino. She has some interesting ones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I've seen the entire Ida Lupino catalog. She is the one exception.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 01:44 PM (ySK7x)

263 I think he has enough money to convince roughly a
third of the Democratic electorate that they should go for him instead
of Bernie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:43 PM (q80AH)

Win-Win. Bernie bros pissed off, mini-mike wastes his money.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 01:44 PM (1CjJc)

264 I don't wear MAGA stuff because after I left the service I made a rule not to have anything written on my clothing unless I was being paid to wear it.

This rule is harder to follow then you would think. Nearly every piece of clothing has a label on it many are stitched into the clothes.

Posted by: Big V at February 13, 2020 01:45 PM (y/fJ4)

265 Turnout Turnout Turnout

Bloomberg doesn't solve the Ds turnout problem. Blacks won't turnout for him.

He will get Deplorables to turnout in the South and Widwest. Heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2020 01:45 PM (pidi0)

266 My question...does anyone know any particular Muslim practices for the Remembrance event the university will have? Any Do's and Don'ts? I'm sure by now he has been returned to his home for burial. Such a sad loss of a fine young man.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (axyOa)

Out of respect, I won't say any of the first 100 things that popped into my mind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)

267 And the best episodes were directed by Rian Johnson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:32 PM (q80AH)

And also the worst ones if I remember. Anyway, he was given a cohesive story with a script and was kept on a tight leash, completely opposite what he had with The Last Jedi. I don't blame him for that any more than I blame a chimp that blows up a bomb in a crowded room.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 13, 2020 01:45 PM (Wp9jy)

268 They only fell down when they failed to mock politics' most mockable... SCOAMF.

Yeah I agree, that was an unforgivable, despicable failure. They even were bold enough to mock Islam, but not Obama? REALLY??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

269 @RealSaavedra

Colorado Democrats Vote Down Bill Mandating Medical Care To Born-Alive Survivors Of Abortions

https://tinyurl.com/w4ck9ej

Send this to all your Democrat friends. These people are evil.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2020 01:46 PM (wiXsO)

270 I would like to savagely spoof Natalie Portman.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 13, 2020 01:46 PM (prSvo)

271 And suddenly Biden is collapsing (WE TOLD YOU SO!!!!) and they had no Plan B. And now they are just starting to think about the consequences for the Very First Time.

I wouldn't put it past Bloomie to ask Hillary to be his VP.


Oh no, he's smarter than that. He knows she's damaged goods.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 01:46 PM (8erNz)

272
I wouldn't put it past Bloomie to ask Hillary to be his VP.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:43 PM (Kpl3J)


He can't -- they both are NY residents.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (pNxlR)

273 >>Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%

I'm telling ya the establishment is gonna go all in on Bloomberg.

Milwaukee will burn.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13


YES!!! Let this happen and I will drive from Indiana to sell marshmallows.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (myjNJ)

274 192 190 >>Post New Hampshire Primary Poll (2/12):

>>Sanders 29% Biden 19% Bloomberg 18% Buttigieg 11% Warren 10% Klobuchar 5%

I'm telling ya the establishment is gonna go all in on Bloomberg.

Milwaukee will burn.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 01:34 PM (ZLI7S)


I'm angling to get the concession at Milwaukee for bicycle chains, baseball bats, and bike locks. I'll clean up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (pmpob)

275 You left out pale underboob.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (e1mEI)

Underboob is not disgusting, generally. Pale or otherwise.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (q1Pj5)

276 What's the difference between nataliePortman and a bowling ball

Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (llOn+)

277 This is right up there with the ads telling girls they can be astronauts, when there have been female astronauts for close to 40 years.

There were female directors in the 30's and 40's! Women directed silents!

Silly coonts, just because YOU are so lame-assed that you missed out, and just heard about Wymynz in the Industry last month AFTER making it your life's work, and spending half your life in it, does not mean that the rest of us don't know. Your ignorance is insulting. A studio agent should be shepherding you around to prevent the PR damage you're doing.


Natalie Portman, born Jerusalem 1981, is a Harvard grad. Of course she is.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (8IOEj)

278 Saw an old 'B.C.' comic strip collectors cup from
the 1970s this morning at the thrift store. It featured the character that I now recalled was always called 'The Fat Broad.'


Haven't thought of her in years. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (S9U/P)

279 I would like to savagely spoof Natalie Portman.
Posted by: Guzalot


In the good way?

She has certain charms.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (QLPEO)

280 Y'know, the Ohio Dimwit Senator.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

---

You'll have to be a bit more specific.

Sadly.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (Y4EXg)

281 color me as someone who doesn't give a fuck what Portman or any other Hollyweirdo thinks or says

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (BqBId)

282 Wut: "Imagine for a moment. The Dems not just stealing the nomination from Bernie but then handing it to a billionaire..."

AND an Old White Guy.

The party that denounces this in every utterance is going to, yet again, force upon the "inclusive party" an old, rich, white guy. And after having purged all the color and ethnicity.

It is to laugh.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (6eEQ+)

283 Out of respect, I won't say any of the first 100 things that popped into my mind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:45 PM


Ha!
Thanxs Tom.
The first day of class he came up and introduced himself. Turns out he was from the same town where my unit was initially stationed in Desert Storm. He thought that was fantastic...like meeting someone from home.
He really was a nice kid and a great student.
Its very sad.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (axyOa)

284
Colorado Democrats Vote Down Bill Mandating Medical Care To Born-Alive Survivors Of Abortions

https://tinyurl.com/w4ck9ej

Send this to all your Democrat friends. These people are evil.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2020 01:46 PM (wiXsO)


Go read HB5383 and know there are 40 House Dems (and counting) supporting it.

They hate you, want you dead and want America destroyed.

Do NOT think anything less.

Posted by: El Rushbo at February 13, 2020 01:48 PM (7Q7Ca)

285 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 01:48 PM (7Q7Ca)

286 For every diamond Jane Fonda wears, she plants a lump of coal to grow into a new diamond in 20 million years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 01:48 PM (oVJmc)

287 What's the difference between nataliePortman and a bowling ball
Posted by: Kat Timpg


You don't mind fingering a bowling ball?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 01:48 PM (S9U/P)

288 I wouldn't put it past Bloomie to ask Hillary to be his VP.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:43 PM (Kpl3J)

Doesn't he think she can shoot low?

Posted by: Boswell at February 13, 2020 01:48 PM (32YRo)

289 I don't think much of Penny Marshall personally, but most of the movies she directed were pretty good - "Big", "A League of their Own".

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:48 PM (Kpl3J)

290 276 What's the difference between nataliePortman and a bowling ball
Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (llOn+)


I've put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. It is not likely I'll ever do the same to Natalie Portman.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 13, 2020 01:48 PM (kUmUV)

291 Natalie Portman, born Jerusalem 1981, is a Harvard grad. Of course she is.
---
I'm 1/1024 Palestinian!

Posted by: Natalie Al-Portman at February 13, 2020 01:48 PM (sWM8x)

292 >>276
What's the difference between nataliePortman and a bowling ball Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (llOn+)

They're both picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Oh.
You asked for the "difference."
Whatever.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:48 PM (yvnmY)

293 From now on any movie starring a woman will be directed by a woman of the appropriate ethnicity.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2020 01:48 PM (KNsKs)

294 I read some idiot at Instapundit mystified at what the hell happened to Pelosi, that is, she was once this shrewd political genius, blah, blah. Bullshit. She was always a raging maniac.

I actually agree with that guy. Pre-Trump, Pelosi was nuts but had good political instincts. Now she's given in to the voices in her head.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (ZGrMX)

295 Conclusion: At this point I basically refuse to watch films with female directors, as there is a 90% chance they will totally suck.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020 01:26 PM (ySK7x)

Films with female directors are like books by female authors. The likelihood of either being of any interest to me is practically nil.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020


*
*

There are a few female authors I will try. The late Anne Rivers Siddons played fair with her characters and didn't hate on men; Anne Tyler, ditto; older SF writers like Katherine Maclean and Kate Wilhelm; and mystery writers like Christie, Josephine Tey, Christianna Brand, etc.

But of female writers since about 1980? Not many.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (Ejm1K)

296
OK, nobody can tell the future, but my gut says Mini Mike doesn't make a dent in anybody. And that Dems are Feeling the Bern. But, I think the DNC will foil him in the end.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (uKj5K)

297 277 This is right up there with the ads telling girls they can be astronauts, when there have been female astronauts for close to 40 years.

There were female directors in the 30's and 40's! Women directed silents!

Silly coonts, just because YOU are so lame-assed that you missed out, and just heard about Wymynz in the Industry last month AFTER making it your life's work, and spending half your life in it, does not mean that the rest of us don't know. Your ignorance is insulting. A studio agent should be shepherding you around to prevent the PR damage you're doing.


Natalie Portman, born Jerusalem 1981, is a Harvard grad. Of course she is.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (8IOEj)

=========

Directing a film is hard, especially today.

Anything blockbuster realm takes a bare minimum of two years to go from nothing to finished product, and directors work sixteen hour days seven days a week from the beginning to the end. They're directing the course of production from script to pre-production to production and to everything in post. The final few weeks of post-production often require directors to work 20+ hour days.

Women who wish to have families rarely want to go through that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (q80AH)

298 http://bit.ly/3bzJYqt
*******

Rep. Jim Jordan
@Jim_Jordan
Democrats call on Barr to resign. REALLY?

Bill Barr is fighting to hold the FBI accountable for lying to the FISA Court SEVENTEEN times.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (BqBId)

299 Saw an old 'B.C.' comic strip collectors cup from
the 1970s this morning at the thrift store. It featured the character that I now recalled was always called 'The Fat Broad.'


She's been retired from the comic, or they changed her name, one of the two.

Again, Biden did not "collapse". He started out a failure. Polling was just tea leaves, it does not count. Only the actual elections count and he's been a failure from day one there. I wish people would stop saying that collapsed bit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

300 The party that denounces this in every utterance is going to, yet again, force upon the "inclusive party" an old, rich, white guy. And after having purged all the color and ethnicity.

"Vote for us, because our rich guy is richer than their rich guy".

Mike Bloomberg, Democrat Oligarch.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (8erNz)

301 Y'all have to acknowledge that a cape stylishly billowing behind you as you jaunt down the byways and sidewalks of life on your Vespa multiplies your elan significantly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (U9Z5z)

302 You mean Neta-Lee Hershlag, Harvard grad? Yeah she has like zero privilege.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (oZ6kz)

303 Wut: "Imagine for a moment. The Dems not just stealing the nomination from Bernie but then handing it to a billionaire..."

AND an Old White Guy.

The party that denounces this in every utterance is going to, yet again, force upon the "inclusive party" an old, rich, white guy. And after having purged all the color and ethnicity.

It is to laugh.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel




It needs to be repeated far and wide.


Daily.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 01:50 PM (S9U/P)

304 I wouldn't put it past Bloomie to ask Hillary to be his VP.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:43 PM (Kpl3J)


Dead Man Walking.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 01:50 PM (hLRSq)

305 >>276
What's the difference between nataliePortman and a bowling ball Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (llOn+)

If a bowling ball directed a movie, more people would go to watch it.

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 01:50 PM (SUJyY)

306 Um...can she knock down the dread 7/10 split?

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:50 PM (QLPEO)

307 It looks like the Democrat party are split almost perfectly into 3 groups: the socialist true believers, the identity politics wackos, and the establishment elite.

Bernie's got the socialist true believers smelling blood in the water as this is their chance to take the reins. This is helped because the identity politics bandwagon has split between Buttjug and Warren, and neither of them appeal to african american voters. The establishment controls the party for the most part, so this division seems like Bloomberg is well positioned to come in and take the nomination. It's not clear yet if he's going to have to actually steal it from Bernie, but I'm looking forward to the fireworks if he does.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 01:50 PM (KUaJL)

308 294 I read some idiot at Instapundit mystified at what the hell happened to Pelosi, that is, she was once this shrewd political genius, blah, blah. Bullshit. She was always a raging maniac.

I actually agree with that guy. Pre-Trump, Pelosi was nuts but had good political instincts. Now she's given in to the voices in her head.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (ZGrMX)

==========

Her one (1) great political triumph was the passage of the ACA, which was a kamikaze mission that left her party in the minority for a decade.

The majority she originally built was probably made more by Rahm Emmanuel than her.

She's always been overrated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:50 PM (q80AH)

309 Again, Biden did not "collapse". He started out a failure. Polling was just tea leaves, it does not count. Only the actual elections count and he's been a failure from day one there. I wish people would stop saying that collapsed bit.

Biden has never been a strong campaigner, but it's pretty clear that Adam Schiff torpedoed any shot he might have had at the nomination.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 01:50 PM (8erNz)

310 >>There are a few female authors I will try. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (Ejm1K)

Flannery O'Connor. Not Iris Murdoch.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:51 PM (QgtlX)

311 For every diamond Jane Fonda wears, she plants a lump of coal to grow into a new diamond in 20 million years.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 01:48 PM (oVJmc)


Funny how each one will have a big K in the middle as she's burying Kingsford - Competition Briquettes.

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 01:51 PM (7Q7Ca)

312 Far worse things have been done to groupies.

THIS IS ABOUT ME, ISN'T IT?

Posted by: Lil' Richard at February 13, 2020 01:51 PM (kJU8N)

313 How do you become a millionaire?

Start with a billion and run for POTUS!

Seriously, Steyer is complaining that money is ruining politics

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2020 01:51 PM (pidi0)

314 Natalie has a cute face but she's built like an 11 year old boy. I can tell why Hollywood loves her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

315 "But that's just normal Hollywood battiness and cattiness"


Hey! What did I do??!!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid's cat at February 13, 2020 01:51 PM (Vy7tf)

316 Bill Barr is fighting to hold the FBI accountable for lying to the FISA Court SEVENTEEN times.
=========

Well, Jim, that's why they want him to resign.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 13, 2020 01:52 PM (vg8iE)

317 Biden has never one any presidential primary he's entered, ever.

It AMAZES me that people went to him and said "but THIS time will be DIFFERENT."

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 01:52 PM (7Q7Ca)

318 Well I've seen a lot of Janet Lupo's body of work.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 01:52 PM (q1Pj5)

319 Andre Norton is a good sci fi writer.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:52 PM (QLPEO)

320 You could always try films by the 1950s -1960's by director, Ida Lupino. She has some interesting ones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I've seen the entire Ida Lupino catalog. She is the one exception.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2020


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*

I Agree. I've seen many episodes she directed on Have Gun -- will Travel, and they were very good. Of course the Western was not a genre that lent itself to "women's issues," but then HGWT was not your run-of-the-mill Western.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 01:52 PM (Ejm1K)

321
Are Bernie's supporters capable of lighting a fire?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

----


Bernie Bro 1: Look at that. I just torched the building, man.

Bernie Bro 2: That's your leg.

Bernie Bro 1: Shit! Help!

Bernie Bro 2: *runs away*

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2020 01:52 PM (6L2Vj)

322 How do you become a millionaire?





Start with a buck thirty and become a senator.
Right Bernie?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 01:52 PM (S9U/P)

323 317 Biden has never one any presidential primary he's entered, ever.

It AMAZES me that people went to him and said "but THIS time will be DIFFERENT."
Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 01:52 PM (7Q7Ca)

========

To be fair, he's probably going to get out of SC with a handful of delegates. So, he's improving. Maybe his next run will see him win more than a single state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:52 PM (q80AH)

324 Who's the young chick that Samuel L. Jackson chains to the radiator in "Black Snake Moan?" Wasn't that Rose MacGowan?

Masterpiece of cinema, BTW.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:53 PM (yvnmY)

325 The Left has unwittingly created an atmosphere where if someone wants attention and doesn't GAF, the easiest route is now by criticizing and exposing them.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 01:53 PM (2yAWr)

326 324 Who's the young chick that Samuel L. Jackson chains to the radiator in "Black Snake Moan?" Wasn't that Rose MacGowan?

Masterpiece of cinema, BTW.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:53 PM (yvnmY)

==========

Christina Ricci

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:53 PM (q80AH)

327 I actually agree with that guy. Pre-Trump, Pelosi was nuts but had good political instincts. Now she's given in to the voices in her head.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (ZGrMX)


I suspect that she's been bounced into some of her recent moves to try to stay ahead of the hard left. If so, she's basically trying to get in front of the parade and vigorously gesticulating with her baton to look like she's leading the parade.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:53 PM (pmpob)

328 307 It looks like the Democrat party are split almost perfectly into 3 groups: the socialist true believers, the identity politics wackos, and the establishment elite.


that's true and it's almost perfectly aligned by generation - true believer Gen Zs who have no clue about anything but heart socialism/nihilism; Millennial Butthurt SJWs, and Boomer establishment "elite" types who would rather destroy America than die and leave it to the boomers who were NOT idiot hippies and who have normal children and grandchildren.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 01:53 PM (j9HX3)

329
Her one (1) great political triumph was the passage of the ACA, which was a kamikaze mission that left her party in the minority for a decade.

The majority she originally built was probably made more by Rahm Emmanuel than her.

She's always been overrated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:50 PM (q80AH)


But she's got big tits. Not sure if they're real or not.

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 01:53 PM (7Q7Ca)

330 301 Y'all have to acknowledge that a cape stylishly billowing behind you as you jaunt down the byways and sidewalks of life on your Vespa multiplies your elan significantly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (U9Z5z)

Try it with a scarf

Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at February 13, 2020 01:53 PM (Izzlo)

331 I'm completely outside the cultural loop and have not seen one Gervais movie or comedy special or whatever he does but kudos to Ricky. If you are not willing to poke fun at yourself and your peers and only ever scold the masses then you are on trajectory to become the "mwaaa mwaa mwaaa" voice of Charles Shultz's teachers.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (cDw3P)

332 200+ comments and no mention of Natalie Portman's abs in Episode 2?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (z3LHb)

333 The House's real complaint about Barr has always been that they get NO SAY AT ALL in who gets appointed to hold Federal Office. This is just like all the bitching they did about Kavanaugh - NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (Kpl3J)

334 I think Biden only ran as cover for Ukraine. Because ya know, you can't criticize or look into a candidate or some shit.

Of course, I also thought they would try to carry him all the way to the nomination.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (2yAWr)

335 No Capes!

Posted by: Edna Mode at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (Vy7tf)

336 NO!

MOTHER!!

FUCKING!!!

CAPES!!!!

Posted by: Edna Mode at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (Hn8E7)

337 Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier
2h
BREAKING: The United States was the leading nation for reducing CO2 emissions in 2019.

Where's Greta?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (BqBId)

338 To be fair, he's probably going to get out of SC with a handful of delegates. So, he's improving. Maybe his next run will see him win more than a single state.


where will that be, Gehenna?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (j9HX3)

339 Would've been a better movie if he'd chained Christina Ricci and Rose MacGowan together, and then chained them to the radiator.

For more chained-to-the-radiator effect.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (yvnmY)

340 Y'all have to acknowledge that a cape stylishly billowing behind you as you jaunt down the byways and sidewalks of life on your Vespa multiplies your elan significantly.

How about putting up shelving while wearing a cape on a Vespa?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (ZGrMX)

341 River was the talented one.

River Tam > River Phoenix.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (9t0Zz)

342 Who's the young chick that Samuel L. Jackson chains to the radiator in "Black Snake Moan?" Wasn't that Rose MacGowan?

Masterpiece of cinema, BTW.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:53 PM (yvnmY)


Christina Ricci

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (M+Lyo)

343 There are a few female authors I will try. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (Ejm1K)

Flannery O'Connor. Not Iris Murdoch.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020


*
*

I'm not a big fan of O'Connor, but she was reckoned very good in her time. Possibly also Carson McCullers, though I've read none of her stuff, and Harper Lee's Mockingbird. And I love Dorothy Parker, despite her often writing about "female" issues, because she was funny, trenchant, and observant -- and she wanted to write like a man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (Ejm1K)

344 332 200+ comments and no mention of Natalie Portman's abs in Episode 2?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher

what about her sleeping with that old dude in " Leon - The Professional"?

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (FZYNt)

345 Far worse things have been done to groupies.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

No doubt. That was just a story he proudly told in public.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (Uytaa)

346 Two difference Edna Mode modes.


Intredasting.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (QLPEO)

347 ... seems like Bloomberg is well positioned to come in and take the nomination. It's not clear yet if he's going to have to actually steal it from Bernie ...

It's NOT stealing when you buy it!

Posted by: Michael B. at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (U9Z5z)

348 http://bit.ly/2SIPKxn
*******
The former communications head will be a senior counselor to the president, working with adviser Jared Kushner.
******
Gonna have lots of power & say this time

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (BqBId)

349 PaleRider, watch After Life

totally wonderful

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (j9HX3)

350 different

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (QLPEO)

351 Bill Barr is fighting to hold the FBI accountable for lying to the FISA Court SEVENTEEN times.



If the FISA court cared, they'd hold each individual in contempt.

Barr needs to arrest them for perjury. And yes, lying on a search warrant IS perjury.

7 to 9 years seems to be popular in DC.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 01:56 PM (S9U/P)

352 341 River was the talented one.

River Tam > River Phoenix.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (9t0Zz)

=========

River Tam, Summer Glau, was all #MeToo, her entire career, given to her by Joss Whedon because she slept with him on Firefly.

She probably slept with the producers on the Terminator show.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:56 PM (q80AH)

353 >>I'm not a big fan of O'Connor, but she was reckoned
very good in her time. Possibly also Carson McCullers, though I've read
none of her stuff, and Harper Lee's Mockingbird. And I love
Dorothy Parker, despite her often writing about "female" issues, because
she was funny, trenchant, and observant -- and she wanted to write like
a man. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (Ejm1K)

Flannery O'Connor is superior.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:56 PM (yvnmY)

354 310 >>There are a few female authors I will try. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (Ejm1K)

Flannery O'Connor. Not Iris Murdoch.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:51 PM (QgtlX)

Amazingly, there's a film version of Wise Blood out there. Deeeeeeply strange.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

355 When are the Oscars this year?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 13, 2020 01:56 PM (MMC4G)

356 But 'ol Harrison had to shoot his mouth off about conservatives so, yeah, next Indian Jones movie, I'm rooting for the Nazis.
Posted by: Diogenes

Yep. He went on a Trump tirade a la De Niro and then is lecturing on climate change a la Thunberg. This from the guy who pilots his own private jet everywhere and has been shown to be an incompetent pilot who almost killed people on a commercial jet in a near collision at John Wayne airport. STFU.

Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 01:56 PM (oiNtH)

357 I'm always amazed when I read about pols being "starstruck". Maybe a few, but most are manipulative as hell and know that rich, better looking people who can easily put over a lie on stage or screen are excellent mouthpieces.

The "stars" are very highly susceptible to flattery and manipulation, and are happy to oblige.

Sure Clinton wanted to get laid, but not by Deniro and Reiner. He, and late she, just needed free spokesmen.

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2020 01:56 PM (ONvIw)

358 female writers:

zenna henderson
ursula leguin
tabitha king
anne rice
agatha christie

what can I say I like genre

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 01:56 PM (j9HX3)

359 There are absolutely good female authors. Urusula K LeGuin, Flannery O'Connor, George Eliot. A lot of the celebrated ones stink, though. I found Morrison and Atwood to be nearly unreadable. I can't stand Austen, but I'm actually okay with all three Brontes.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 01:57 PM (oZ6kz)

360 BREAKING: The United States was the leading nation for reducing CO2 emissions in 2019.

Where's Greta?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (BqBId)


Taking credit for bullying America to change it's evil ways.

But she's not done as we're still emitting CO2, so she will soldier on.

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 01:57 PM (7Q7Ca)

361 An ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2020 01:57 PM (pidi0)

362 350 different
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (QLPEO)

Little. Yellow.

Posted by: Andrew Yang at February 13, 2020 01:57 PM (Izzlo)

363 When are the Oscars this year?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger



Two weeks.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:57 PM (QLPEO)

364 NO CAPES!
Need I remind you of Thunderhead?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2020 01:57 PM (/tuDa)

365 Stanley Cup playoffs are coming soon enough. It could be a seven game series, like a Hannukah of beatings!

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2020 01:35 PM (Izzlo)

_________

LOL. I'm stealing that ...

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 01:57 PM (ssq6O)

366 359 There are absolutely good female authors. Urusula K LeGuin, Flannery O'Connor, George Eliot. A lot of the celebrated ones stink, though. I found Morrison and Atwood to be nearly unreadable. I can't stand Austen, but I'm actually okay with all three Brontes.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 01:57 PM (oZ6kz)

==========

Jane Eyre is one of the greatest novels ever written.

Almost as good as Moby Dick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:57 PM (q80AH)

367 What's the difference between nataliePortman and a bowling ball
Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (llOn+)

You kinda want to finger both, but you'd rather listen to the bowling ball.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 01:57 PM (J+mig)

368 >>Amazingly, there's a film version of Wise Blood out there. Deeeeeeply strange. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

The collected short stories are better, IMO. Haven't seen the film; rarely trust "Southern Gothic" films, with James Franco's retarded Faulkner effort being the latest example of fail.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:58 PM (QgtlX)

369 301 Y'all have to acknowledge that a cape stylishly billowing behind you as you jaunt down the byways and sidewalks of life on your Vespa multiplies your elan significantly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 13, 2020 01:49 PM (U9Z5z)

This is funny, because I was talking to my brother recently (2 years younger than me) and that he remembered that he thought one of the most embarrassing days of his life was my last day of High School, when I put on my graduation gown and then rode all over our high school sidewalks in front of everyone with my gown billowing behind me. He saw it and hid where no one could see him.

I told him I didn't even remember doing that, but admitted that it sure sounded a lot like something I would have done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:58 PM (Kpl3J)

370 Oh, duh, Agatha Christie - yeah, her too.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)

371 Who's the young chick that Samuel L. Jackson chains to the radiator in "Black Snake Moan?" Wasn't that Rose MacGowan?

Yeah that was fivehead Christina Ricci

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

372
318 Well I've seen a lot of Janet Lupo's body of work.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 01:52 PM (q1Pj5)


She's passed on in November 2017. Hmmmm.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 01:58 PM (pNxlR)

373 different
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:55 PM (QLPEO)

Little. Yellow.
Posted by: Andrew Yang



Wonderfully raciss. I lolt

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 01:58 PM (QLPEO)

374 368 >>Amazingly, there's a film version of Wise Blood out there. Deeeeeeply strange. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

The collected short stories are better, IMO. Haven't seen the film; rarely trust "Southern Gothic" films, with James Franco's retarded Faulkner effort being the latest example of fail.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 01:58 PM (QgtlX)

=========

Directed by John Huston and starring Brad Dourif.

You must watch now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:58 PM (q80AH)

375 I would like to savagely spoof Natalie Portman.
Posted by: Guzalot

In the good way?

She has certain charms.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020


*
*

Nice hind paws.

Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at February 13, 2020 01:58 PM (Ejm1K)

376 Where's Greta?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (BqBId)

Taking credit for bullying America to change it's evil ways.

But she's not done as we're still emitting CO2, so she will soldier on.
Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 01:57 PM (7Q7Ca)


St. Greta of Cabbage Patch is still emitting CO2.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (pmpob)

377
This is a dude who has degraded many a female groupie for his own sick pleasure. I remember one story of him and his band throwing cold cuts / hamburger meat at a girl's nekkid ass as her entry fee to be able to come backstage.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 01:40 PM (2DOZq)

Far worse things have been done to groupies.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 01:42 PM (NWiLs)








*whistles absently*

Posted by: Led Zeppelin at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (kw0bd)

378
How do you become a millionaire?

Save up $10k and put it all in cattle futures. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Cankles at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (q1Pj5)

379 I'm beyond tired of hearing all of these bitches bumping their gums about bravery, empowerment, etc.

Anyone possessing these actual characteristics NEVER talks about this shit. Only fucking posers with egos as fragile as egg shells carry on like this.

Some time ago I saw some little girl (maybe a pre-teen) being interviewed by the local news at some event and she was saying this shit like she was reading it off a script. It's pure propaganda.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (j3npP)

380 Well I've seen a lot of Janet Lupo's body of work.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 01:52 PM (q1Pj5)

Talk about BIG tits....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (CqE5x)

381 I actually agree with that guy. Pre-Trump, Pelosi was nuts but had good political instincts. Now she's given in to the voices in her head.
Posted by: Ian S.



The problem is, she's given in to the voices in her party. And that's what has gotten her into trouble.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (S9U/P)

382 Wise Blood is a good movie. it has Brad Dourif in it

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (j9HX3)

383 You can borrow my old tub...

Posted by: Zombie Grover Cleveland
Your ignorance stinks so bad I can smell you through the internet.Grover Cleveland was 6 foot 1 and weighed 185.

Dickless mewling puke.





Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (8IOEj)

384 When did everyone start using "bespoke" instead of "tailored"? Why did that even start??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

385
Underboob is not disgusting, generally. Pale or otherwise.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM (q1Pj5)

Pale underboob on a disgusting person is still disgusting pale underboob.
It is meant lure you in and then you get disgusting all over you. A boobytrap.
Loose boobs sink noobs.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (e1mEI)

386 Ricky Gervais did the opening act at a big company conference I attended once. I was actually fairly impressed with it:
* He was milquetoast (had to be - corporate event) but still managed to be amusing. Not uproariously funny, but amusing.
* He filled his time well and didn't wear out his welcome
* Although I have no reason to expect that he knows anything about my industry, he clearly did some studying and boned up on the major relevant topics. he wove some of those concepts into his act, again humorously.

He struck me as a professional.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 02:00 PM (I2dne)

387 I mean it's not my kinda book, but obviously Little Women means a lot to a lot of people, so you've got Alcott also. Same with Stowe for Uncle Tom's Cabin.

Less good female poets. Dickinson and Bradstreet stink. Plath isn't my cup of tea. Elizabeth Barrett Browning is great, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (oZ6kz)

388 bespoke is different than tailored

tailored starts out as a base piece, you then tailor it to the person

bespoke is literally made to the measure

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (j9HX3)

389 Oh, duh, Agatha Christie - yeah, her too.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020


*
*

I'm no big fan of Christie's mysteries. She plotted well and was famous for her twists and surprises. For sheer ingenuity, though, she can't match her contemporaries Ellery Queen and John Dickson Carr. But they've been almost forgotten, and she is still in print. Grrrr.

She did have me liking one particular character in one of her later stories, though -- guy reminded me of Dr. McCoy. Then he turns out to be the murderer. Good job.

Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (Ejm1K)

390 Does anyone know who this idiot is?


Andrew C Laufer, Esq
@lauferlaw

3h
Was just told by one of my contacts that the actual reason why Hope Hicks is being brought back to the WH is due to Trump's declining mental state.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (sGotD)

391 Yep. Members of Led Zep fucked a groupie with a live mud shark. Zappa wrote a song about it

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (pidi0)

392 BREAKING: The United States was the leading nation for reducing CO2 emissions in 2019.

Where's Greta?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 13, 2020 01:54 PM (BqBId)

Taking credit for bullying America to change it's evil ways.

But she's not done as we're still emitting CO2, so she will soldier on.
Posted by: Sponge


You know why she won't criticize China? Because they'll give her an apartment in Wuhan.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (S9U/P)

393 >>384
When did everyone start using "bespoke" instead of "tailored"? Why did that even start?? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

Les boys love cabaret. Les boys are glad to be gay.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (QgtlX)

394 I'm beyond tired of hearing all of these bitches bumping their gums about bravery, empowerment, etc.

Anyone possessing these actual characteristics NEVER talks about this shit. Only fucking posers with egos as fragile as egg shells carry on like this.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (j3npP)


It's like the Democrats talking about being "smart." If you have to point it out, you're not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 02:02 PM (pmpob)

395 One thing the Pelosi and the Democrats do well is ruthlessly enforce the party line.They will make suicidal frontal assaults if ordered."Our" side always has the circular firing squad.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2020 02:02 PM (KNsKs)

396 Oh, duh, Agatha Christie - yeah, her too.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 01:58 PM


Dorothy L. Sayers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2020 02:02 PM (ejd/p)

397 Just looked up Portman and McGowan.

What's up with all the Twiggys?

I think actresses should have good sized bewbs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 13, 2020 02:02 PM (MMC4G)

398

Is a 'Celebutainer' like an Ambulatory Sperm Bank?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: COA at February 13, 2020 02:02 PM (fOFwP)

399 Andrew C Laufer, Esq
@lauferlaw

3h
Was just told by one of my contacts that the actual reason why Hope Hicks is being brought back to the WH is due to Trump's declining mental state.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (sGotD)
++++++++++++++
So thye just make shit up. Have for a long time.

The real question is, "Do I want a guy who publicly lies and makes stuff up representing me in court?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 02:02 PM (I2dne)

400 a cape stylishly billowing behind you as you jaunt down the byways and
sidewalks of life on your Vespa multiplies your elan significantly.

"So Long! I'm bound for glory!" --Isadora Effing Duncan

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 13, 2020 02:02 PM (8IOEj)

401 http://bit.ly/2Solt86
*******
Here's What The Lead Roger Stone Juror Said During Jury Selection

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 13, 2020 02:02 PM (BqBId)

402 >>> River Tam > River Phoenix.
Posted by: bonhomme


River Kwai > Man From Snowy River > River Song > River Tam > River Phoenix

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (Z/Q5q)

403 Diogenes: "But 'ol Harrison had to shoot his mouth off about conservatives so, yeah, next Indian Jones movie, I'm rooting for the Nazis."

Does he have a movie coming out soon? 'Cause this looks like the standard agent's and producer's gambit of crying for attention for marketing purposes. Apparently in the bubble of Hollyweird, pissing off half a country to appeal to the other half and the "world community" is still sound business.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (6eEQ+)

404 When did everyone start using "bespoke" instead of "tailored"? Why did that even start??


An off the rack suit can be tailored. A bespoke suit is made for you from whole cloth.

And it should be on Saville Row. I got a couple of suits made for me in Bangkok and they were not bespoke.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (wzVKm)

405 384 When did everyone start using "bespoke" instead of "tailored"? Why did that even start??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

It sounds fancier than "custom" or built to order.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (J+mig)

406 Rich Zeoli has a theory on Nan and her actions.

He thinks she had a quid pro quo with Mini Mike!

her part was to do the impeachment scam
his part was to buy them the House back in 2016, so she could be speaker again. being speaker means a LOT to her. so he ponied up a ton of money to win a bunch of races, now she dances to his tune.

he wanted the impeachment insanity to push joe out of the running

not that it was necessary, joe was never gonna make it regardless, but Mr New York didn't know that

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (j9HX3)

407 Anyone that puts the "Esq." after their name is a certified d-bag.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (xfb67)

408 bespoke is literally made to the measure

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM


And it ain't cheap.

Posted by: Purdey & Sons at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (ejd/p)

409 Directed by John Huston and starring Brad Dourif.

You must watch now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:58 PM (q80AH)

And featuring Gonga The Jungle Monarch!

I read the story decades ago. Watched it recently on Turner. It was depressing, but compelling enough that i want to see it again.

What struck me is how OLD it looked. It was filmed in 1979 and it was just so drab looking. I was 17 in 1979.

It made me feel old

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (CqE5x)

410 Same with Stowe for Uncle Tom's Cabin.

An appallingly ill-written book. Stowe should've produced it as a comic book instead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 02:04 PM (pmpob)

411 359: Agreed with Eliot, O'Connor, Brontes (I'm a little shaky on Emily)and Austen (who is more repetitive than bad, IMO). I would add Willa Cather, much of Iris Murdoch, Sigrid Undset and Edith Wharton to the good author list. I would add Oates to the garbage heap.

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2020 02:04 PM (ONvIw)

412 382 Wise Blood is a good movie. it has Brad Dourif in it
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (j9HX3)

Never been a fan of Southern Gothic. Zod is correct that the short stories are superior. Brad Dourif is good, though.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

413 Yep. He went on a Trump tirade a la De Niro and then is lecturing on climate change a la Thunberg. This from the guy who pilots his own private jet everywhere and has been shown to be an incompetent pilot who almost killed people on a commercial jet in a near collision at John Wayne airport. STFU.

His climate hypocrisy is offensive but he's not an incompetent pilot, and yeah his landing on the taxiway was a bonehead stunt but he immediately owned up to it.

Given what he was flying that day any 500 feet of reasonably flat ground would have sufficed.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 02:04 PM (8erNz)

414 Does he have a movie coming out soon?

I thought he was doing publicity for some Mousereich film already out. I dunno. I don't care.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)

415 I can't stand Austen, but I'm actually okay with all three Brontes.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020


*
*

I keep wanting to read Austen. One of my favorite writers in any genre, Rex Stout, thought she was truly great. But I can't get into her prose.

The film versions of her books are good period piece dramas, though.

Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at February 13, 2020 02:04 PM (Ejm1K)

416 Anyone that puts the "Esq." after their name is a certified d-bag.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


A bespoke dbag.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 02:04 PM (QLPEO)

417 407 Anyone that puts the "Esq." after their name is a certified d-bag.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (xfb67)


Yeah, who cares what they read?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 02:04 PM (pmpob)

418 >>407
Anyone that puts the "Esq." after their name is a certified d-bag. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (xfb67)


It is written.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 02:04 PM (QgtlX)

419 Yep. Members of Led Zep fucked a groupie with a live mud shark. Zappa wrote a song about it
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (pidi0)

Catholic Girls?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2020 02:05 PM (FOGOI)

420 Was just told by one of my contacts that the actual reason why Hope Hicks is being brought back to the WH is due to Trump's declining mental state.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (sGotD)
++++++++++++++

And Hope Hicks has the cure?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 02:05 PM (CqE5x)

421 390 Does anyone know who this idiot is?


Andrew C Laufer, Esq
@lauferlaw

3h
Was just told by one of my contacts that the actual reason why Hope Hicks is being brought back to the WH is due to Trump's declining mental state.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (sGotD)


Yes, the "declining mental state" of a man who has live addresses lasting well over an hour in front of tens of thousands of people.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2020 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

422 There is a difference between "tailored" and "bespoke."

Surprised everyone on AoS doesn't already know.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 13, 2020 02:05 PM (8IOEj)

423 Underboob is not disgusting, generally. Pale or otherwise.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 01:47 PM


Mick Jagger would disagree.

That's where moss grows.

A Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 13, 2020 02:05 PM (U9Z5z)

424 Mr Ford has a version of Call of the Wild coming out

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 02:05 PM (j9HX3)

425 Did someone say Hope Hicks ? Mmmmmmmmmm!

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2020 02:05 PM (M+Lyo)

426 I use a private luxury jet to protest carbon emissions.

Posted by: Al Gore at February 13, 2020 02:05 PM (xSo9G)

427 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (8IOEj)

Obviously it was Taft that the poster was trying to snark sock. You go overboard when you correct an innocent attempt of a joke.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 02:06 PM (Uytaa)

428 CN:

Wharton could be good - I've only read Ethan Frome, and despised it. Same with Cather - I read a bit of Death Comes for the Archbishop and didn't feel like finishing, but that may ne unfair.

Oates did some decent writing on boxing. Never heard any of her fiction.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 02:06 PM (oZ6kz)

429 >>> His climate hypocrisy is offensive but he's not an incompetent pilot, and yeah his landing on the taxiway was a bonehead stunt but he immediately owned up to it.

Given what he was flying that day any 500 feet of reasonably flat ground would have sufficed.
Posted by: JEM

Is he the one who made emergency landing on a golf course in OC, or there abouts?

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 13, 2020 02:06 PM (Z/Q5q)

430 My question...does anyone know any particular Muslim practices for the
Remembrance event the university will have? Any Do's and Don'ts? I'm
sure by now he has been returned to his home for burial. Such a sad
loss of a fine young man.
=====

Call the local mosque and ask protocol. If I am going to a different church for anything I always call ahead and ask and they are usually happy to answer any questions. A short note to the parents expressing condolences and what a fine young man he was in your class might also be appropriate.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2020 02:06 PM (MIKMs)

431 I was 17 in 1979.

Posted by: JoeF



*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 02:06 PM (S9U/P)

432 236 Imagine for a moment. The Dems not just stealing the nomination from Bernie but then handing it to a billionaire.

A former R billionaire.


Yes please.
Posted by: Wut at February 13, 2020 01:40 PM (M20vx)



Bloomberg's political registration since about 2000.

D 2000 before running for Mayor
R 2001-07
I 2007-2018
D 2018 - Present

So, D for 42 years, Indy for 11 years, R for 6 years.

He's nothing more than a political opportunist that changes for whatever way he thinks will get him in office.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 13, 2020 02:07 PM (I8FKK)

433

Wasn't Ms Portman in a movie when she was very young?

Uh huh...

Was she defiled?

What happens when very young girls get into Hollywood. It seems that's the last place for a young woman.





Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 13, 2020 02:07 PM (1wQnN)

434 Never been a fan of Southern Gothic. Zod is correct that the short stories are superior. Brad Dourif is good, though.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

In Wise Blood, Douriff looks like a male Greta Thunberg.
I'm not joking.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 02:07 PM (CqE5x)

435 Does he have a movie coming out soon?
---
Call of the Wild, I think.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 13, 2020 02:07 PM (sWM8x)

436 OT watched Shazam last night,best DC universe of recent vintage by far.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2020 02:07 PM (KNsKs)

437 Janet Lupo has/had more pale underboob than most mortal women have total boobage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 02:07 PM (q1Pj5)

438 He's nothing more than a political opportunist that changes for whatever way he thinks will get him in office.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 13, 2020 02:07 PM (I8FKK)
+++++++++
Sounds like Bernie - "D" during general elections only.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 02:07 PM (I2dne)

439 Anne's the best Bronte and you can't convince me otherwise.

Branwell was a sad beta cuck orbiter.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 02:08 PM (oZ6kz)

440 Anyone that puts the "Esq." after their name is a certified d-bag. Posted by: sniffybigtoe
-----

I don't understand.

Posted by: Doctor Jill Biden at February 13, 2020 02:08 PM (CDGwz)

441 >>Never been a fan of Southern Gothic. Zod is correct that the short stories are superior. Brad Dourif is good, though. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

(Puts a friendly arm around Joncelli, leads him away from the cash bar)

"See, it's just *known* that Zod is correct. You saying so on the blog just makes you look....well....'new.' You don't wanna look 'new,' do you?"

(Adjusts Joncelli's lapels, pats him on the shoulder)

"Attaboy. You look great. Now get back in there and tell 'em what's what."

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 02:08 PM (QgtlX)

442 390 Does anyone know who this idiot is?





Andrew C Laufer, Esq

@lauferlaw



3h

Was just told by one of my contacts that the actual reason why Hope
Hicks is being brought back to the WH is due to Trump's declining mental
state.



Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM (sGotD)

Back to 25th Amendment, which means they know Stonegate (henge?) is a loser.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 02:08 PM (1CjJc)

443 436 OT watched Shazam last night,best DC universe of recent vintage by far.


I liked it too! DC has issues tho

and the whole Captain Marvel thing still irks

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 02:08 PM (j9HX3)

444
403 Diogenes: "But 'ol Harrison had to shoot his mouth off about conservatives so, yeah, next Indian Jones movie, I'm rooting for the Nazis."

Does he have a movie coming out soon? 'Cause this looks like the standard agent's and producer's gambit of crying for attention for marketing purposes. Apparently in the bubble of Hollyweird, pissing off half a country to appeal to the other half and the "world community" is still sound business.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (6eEQ+)


"Call of the Wild". Previews look like he runs his mouth a lot in it. I hope Buck shivs him in his sleep.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2020 02:08 PM (pNxlR)

445 This is a dude who has degraded many a female groupie for his own sick pleasure.

I guess I don't really understand how a starfucker can be degraded by another; they're doing that to themselves.

Posted by: bear with aymmetrical balls at February 13, 2020 02:08 PM (ppBhU)

446 bespoke is literally made to the measure

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 13, 2020 02:01 PM

And it ain't cheap.
Posted by: Purdey & Sons


Says you, lound eye.
Come see us. Chinatown.

Posted by: Chang & Sons at February 13, 2020 02:08 PM (S9U/P)

447 >>Rich Zeoli has a theory on Nan and her actions.

The real question here is how Rich got ahold of that crack pipe and when is going to step away?

Posted by: Boswell at February 13, 2020 02:08 PM (32YRo)

448 Greta Thunberg is not male?

Posted by: Climate Hoax is real at February 13, 2020 02:09 PM (Pgcou)

449 Yes, the "declining mental state" of a man who has live addresses lasting well over an hour in front of tens of thousands of people.

And can actually function in front of an audience without a damn TelePrompTer.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 02:09 PM (8erNz)

450 nood polls

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2020 02:09 PM (d7Ww2)

451 Janet Lupo has/had more pale underboob than most mortal women have total boobage.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 02:07 PM (q1Pj5)

Sadly, Janet Lupo passed in 2017

Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 02:09 PM (CqE5x)

452 Wharton could be good - I've only read Ethan Frome, and despised it. Same with Cather - I read a bit of Death Comes for the Archbishop and didn't feel like finishing, but that may ne unfair.

Oates did some decent writing on boxing. Never heard any of her fiction.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020


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I liked Cather's Archbishop because of the New Mexico setting. I've read only one other of hers, The Professor's House, focusing on a male protagonist.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 02:09 PM (Ejm1K)

453 And Hope Hicks has the cure?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 13, 2020 02:05 PM (CqE5x)
~~~~~

Uh oh. I can see it now....hundreds of Morons running around D.C. claiming to have dementia. LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2020 02:09 PM (sGotD)

454 Nood.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 02:10 PM (veJcn)

455 OK, Your Honor, I'll stipulate that I'm fat and ugly and I don't have a scrotum.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 13, 2020 02:10 PM (sWM8x)

456 Great contemporary British author with thoroughly fucked-up lefty politics: James Crace.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 02:10 PM (QgtlX)

457 Anne's the best Bronte
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020 02:08 PM


I read that as "Anna's the best Bronie" and thought "oh oooo".

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 13, 2020 02:10 PM (U9Z5z)

458
Anyone that puts the "Esq." after their name is a certified d-bag.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2020 02:03 PM (xfb67)







Dude....

Posted by: William S. Preston Esq. at February 13, 2020 02:10 PM (kw0bd)

459 438: Ethan Frome is my least favorite, Age of Innocence and House of Mirth are much better. I liked Death Comes for the Archbishop, but I loved My Antonia and Oh, Pioneers!

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2020 02:11 PM (ONvIw)

460 ISTR a general policy against direct ad hominem attacks against other non- troll posters....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 13, 2020 02:11 PM (FOGOI)

461 And can actually function in front of an audience without a damn TelePrompTer.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 02:09 PM (8erNz)


I assume he uses a teleprompter, but he doesn't look like he's watching a tennis match, unlike his predecessor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2020 02:11 PM (pmpob)

462 Is he the one who made emergency landing on a golf course in OC, or there abouts?

Yes IIRC.

He also does a bunch of charity flying in his helicopter, etc.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 02:11 PM (8erNz)

463 RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!! at February 13, 2020 02:11 PM (s2LSa)

464 Anyone that puts the "Esq." after their name is a certified d-bag

As is anyone who draws a distinction between "Genre" and "literary" fiction or "novels".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

465 Why are they putting Ford in the new Disneyfied Indiana Jones movie? For that matter, why are they making a new one at all? The franchise was obliterated by Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, can't they just let it be dead?

I suppose it would be difficult for Disney to do worse but I'm sure they'll give it their best shot.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 13, 2020 02:12 PM (Wp9jy)

466 In Wise Blood, Douriff looks like a male Greta Thunberg.
I'm not joking.
Posted by: JoeF
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My most-remembered line from 'Wise Blood':
Hazel Motes (Douriff): "No man with a good car needs to be justified!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 13, 2020 02:12 PM (CDGwz)

467 This is a dude who has degraded many a female groupie for his own sick pleasure.

I guess I don't really understand how a starfucker can be degraded by another; they're doing that to themselves.
Posted by: bear with aymmetrical balls at February 13, 2020 02:08 PM (ppBhU)



I'm not the one who says that. Rose McGowan is the one who believes that.

That said, you can still degrade a star fucker.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 02:12 PM (Uytaa)

468 304 I wouldn't put it past Bloomie to ask Hillary to be his VP.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 01:43 PM (Kpl3J)
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No, he's smarter than that. Well, his quants are. They're the ones who'll be pick the VP for him once they complete their Monte Carlo analysis. It's good to be worth billions.

Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 02:13 PM (G0vdT)

469

I HATE FUCKING CAPES.....................






The Laundry tab is outrageous ....

Posted by: saf at February 13, 2020 02:13 PM (5IHGB)

470 >>I can't stand Austen

I'm sure she's devestated.

Posted by: Caliban at February 13, 2020 02:13 PM (qEujL)

471 OT watched Shazam last night,best DC universe of recent vintage by far.

I didn't like how different the teenager and the superhero were in temperament.

Billy was a moody, closed off teenager. Shazam was a goofy, Tom Hanks from Big character. Like Zachary Levi was trying to play a six year old in a superhero's body, not a troubled teenager.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2020 02:13 PM (9t0Zz)

472 I'm beyond tired of hearing all of these bitches bumping their gums about bravery, empowerment, etc.

Anyone possessing these actual characteristics NEVER talks about this shit. Only fucking posers with egos as fragile as egg shells carry on like this.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (j3npP)

So here's a thing. I was listening to a podcast where a Dominican priest was talking about St. Thomas Aquinas and his contribution to metaphysics (yes I'm a nerd), and he made the point that in greek philosophy up through Aristotle, humility and charity were not considered virtues. The ancients understood bravery, courage, temperence, honesty, but it took Christianity to really recognize that humility was a virtue towards one should strive. Without God, if you are a virtuous person, you shouldn't be humble, because you actually just are better than most people.

I suspect that because God has been removed from our culture today, humility is falling back by the wayside as a recognized virtue.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 02:13 PM (KUaJL)

473 Ethan Frome is my least favorite, Age of Innocence and House of Mirth are much better. I liked Death Comes for the Archbishop, but I loved My Antonia and Oh, Pioneers!
Posted by: CN at February 13, 2020 02:11 PM (ONvIw)

I had the massive displeasure of having to read Ethan Frome twice in high school (changed schools, it was in a different part of the curriculum).

Absolutely detested it. Never had any desire to read much else from that author, or even that era.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 02:14 PM (J+mig)

474 The real question is, "Do I want a guy who publicly lies and makes stuff up representing me in court?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 02:02 PM (I2dne)

********


HELL YES

Posted by: OJ Simpson at February 13, 2020 02:14 PM (flINI)

475 Billy was a moody, closed off teenager. Shazam was a goofy, Tom Hanks from Big character. Like Zachary Levi was trying to play a six year old in a superhero's body, not a troubled teenager.

It was an attempt to blend the modern angsty gritty Shazam with the old fashioned gee whiz fun Captain Marvel. Which made it oddly uneven, I agree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

476 If booth survive lirpa, combat will continue with the ahn woon.

Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

477 472 I'm beyond tired of hearing all of these bitches bumping their gums about bravery, empowerment, etc.

Anyone possessing these actual characteristics NEVER talks about this shit. Only fucking posers with egos as fragile as egg shells carry on like this.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 13, 2020 01:59 PM (j3npP)

To paraphrase Lao Tzu:
Boastfulness is not virtue
Virtue is not boastful.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 02:15 PM (J+mig)

478 I believe that Barbara Stanwyck directed most of the episodes of "The Barbara Stanwyck Show"

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2020 02:16 PM (Izzlo)

479 I had the massive displeasure of having to read Ethan Frome twice in high school (changed schools, it was in a different part of the curriculum).

Absolutely detested it. Never had any desire to read much else from that author, or even that era.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 02:14 PM (J+mig)

With the sole exceptions of 1984 and Animal Farm, I got less enjoyment out of reading every single book that was required reading in my English classes than any book I read for fun outside of it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 02:16 PM (KUaJL)

480 No love for Tulsi? Because I think Tulsi needs some love.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2020 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

I'd give Tulsi some love.
I disagree with her politically, but she is not crazy, so Rule 1 does not apply.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 13, 2020 02:16 PM (ufFY8)

481 With the sole exceptions of 1984 and Animal Farm, I got less enjoyment out of reading every single book that was required reading in my English classes than any book I read for fun outside of it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020


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A good reason why I never wanted to be an English major.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 02:18 PM (Ejm1K)

482 No, Sebastian Foulmouth, you do NOT get to hit within a President or two, or a stone's-weight or ten, to mock. You get it right mother f*cker, or you get it shoved. Where do you think you are? That was a nasty swipe, not a loving little quip. And I ran the signature ID. Not a sock, just a troll.

You sure are nice to total strangers stopping by to make fun of your country's leaders. I am absolutely convinced you would not cut me any slack.

You pals with this fruit, or what?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 13, 2020 02:19 PM (8IOEj)

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Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 13, 2020 02:19 PM (BqBId)

484 Oates did some decent writing on boxing. Never heard any of her fiction.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2020

I really, really, want to like her short stories, but just can't. They start off well, she is great at using the language, but they all fall apart - or just go nowhere - at the end.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2020 02:20 PM (Izzlo)

485 I suspect that because God has been removed from our culture today, humility is falling back by the wayside as a recognized virtue.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 02:13 PM (KUaJL)
~~~~~

I suspect you are correct.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2020 02:20 PM (sGotD)

486 gah, killed my comment about female authors I like. Lemme try again

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 02:23 PM (l4C/z)

487

"Was just told by one of my contacts that the actual reason why Hope
Hicks is being brought back to the WH is due to Trump's declining mental
state. "

Those assholes say this about all Republicans. Tried it with Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Bush, Bush, and now Trump.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 13, 2020 02:24 PM (1wQnN)

488 I mostly skew towards male authors, but some women writers I enjoy.

Lois McMaster Bujold
Jane Austen
Carla Kelly
Georgette Heyer
Andrew Norton
Dorthy Sayers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 02:25 PM (l4C/z)

489
Terrence K. Williams posted this Bloomberg video-
https://tinyurl.com/wjooq4d

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2020 02:25 PM (wiXsO)

490 I suspect your priest is not the best source of information on the pre-Socratic Greeks. But, you didn't want to read the material in English class either.

If you're having a Dominican do Aquinas for you, you're not a nerd.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 13, 2020 02:25 PM (8IOEj)

491 63


If Gervais says he "agrees with most" of the leftist bilge, he ain't quite there yet.



When he gets thoroughly blacklisted, maybe then he'll wake up fully.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (zBaqJ)

Gervais has fuck you money.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 13, 2020 02:30 PM (XzVUd)

492 women writers I enjoy.

Lois McMaster Bujold
Jane Austen
Carla Kelly
Georgette Heyer
Andrew Norton
Dorthy Sayers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 02:25 PM

~~~
Wymen... Andrew Norton, author of Dynamic Fields And Waves?

Posted by: socalcon at February 13, 2020 02:32 PM (Roy2Z)

493 Ford had to land on a golf course when his plane was in trouble and he couldn't make it back to Santa Monica Airport in 2015.

In 1999 Ford had an accident in a Bell Helicopter where he allowed the chopper to drop too low and it was unable to power back up and they crashed.

In 2017 was the incident at John Wayne Airport whereby he mistook instructions of where he was to land and almost collided with a passenger jet waiting to take off with 111 people on board.

But I wouldn't call him incompetent.

Posted by: Cheri at February 13, 2020 02:43 PM (oiNtH)

494 Nobody sane us going to ask Hillary Clinton to run as their VP. They know her as well as we do. Would YOU want to be the only person whose beating heart stood between Hillary Clinton and the White House?

Posted by: creeper at February 13, 2020 02:46 PM (XxJt1)

495 Ace so missed Hollywood

Posted by: Kurt at February 13, 2020 02:47 PM (KyIFG)

496 "If the good men are this bad, imagine how bad the bad conservatives who beat their wives every Super Bowl Sunday are!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 01:20 PM (q80AH)


If we can't beat our wives on Super Bowl Sunday, then just when the hell are we supposed to do it?! We got jobs, ya know!

Posted by: jwpaine at February 13, 2020 02:52 PM (eYbxr)

497 Look fewer people were watching the Oscars then did last Year its down by 20% now

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 13, 2020 04:45 PM (wGqjj)

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