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Anti-Trump Antifa Thugs Are Soon Going to Find Out What People Are Like When They Stop Being Polite and Start Being Real

Welcome to The Real World: Trump's America, bitch.

Plus: Democrats are depressed. Sad!

RUSH: "Van Jones: 'People Are Depressed’' By Primary Process, Just Want 'Somebody to Vote for Against Trump.'" Okay. Why do you think Democrats are depressed by this? You've got Bernie Sanders who is trying again after having had it taken away from him in 2016. Now you have all these other people. You had Kamala Harris--— by the way, is her stock as a potential VP now rising vis-a-vis the black vote and Biden may be going south? (interruption) I find this fascinating.

[Fred Gwynn from My Cousin Vinnie:] So do I.

"Van Jones on Tuesday said he thinks that Democratic voters 'are depressed' and 'sad' over the Democratic primary process, saying that it is a 'messy, confusing choice' and Democrats 'just want somebody to vote for against Trump.' "I think people are depressed,' Jones said while discussing the large split of Democratic votes. 'I think people are sad. I think people can't figure out which of the people they’re supposed to vote for, and people are waiting to come out and vote against Trump.'"

Well, you know what this says -- I mean, if this is true, if he’s right about this, "I think people can’t figure out which of the people they are supposed to vote for" this party is guaranteed to lose. Now, that may be a risky thing to say this far out. But if there’s not even one candidate in this whole shebang that is inspiring people to want to vote for them for reasons having nothing to do with Trump, I mean, you would think that you want to vote for somebody because of what their vision is or what they want to accomplish or what they want to help you accomplish.

But these people have got it in their head, they are so poisoned with Trump hatred that that's all they want.

Saint David French the Pharisee doesn't hate Trump. He loves him, but ferociously, and murderously.

But David French has a special pass. He's just that important.

Meanwhile, the NeverTrumpers have invaded the Democrat Party to save it from Socialism, but they're not being greeted as liberators:

Funny how they keep invading places and keep being not greeted as liberators.

Posted by: Ace at 07:45 PM




Comments

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1 Trumps America: sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 07:45 PM (xptlg)

2 I had a tingle down my leg that there was a nood.

Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (RueoN)

3 Just as JSG made a Predator reference in the last thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:48 PM (2B9A/)

4 Some day somebody is going to hit those antifa jerks back and it won't be pretty.

(And then, in my dreams, the government and police forces who let it happen will be held accountable.)

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 07:48 PM (xptlg)

5 I wear my Trump camo hat ALL THE TIME here. No one messes with me.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (377Zs)

6 Max Boot is in Denial, but he'll lapse into Acceptance (Bernie) soon enough.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (N30JC)

7 Fast hands, but no weight behind them. Took three pops to the jaw to knock him down.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (87EdW)

8 "Start" or "stop" being polite?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (puu6v)

9 How do they reconcile the turnout numbers for Trump, in a basically in contested caucus/primary, with their dismal numbers?

Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (B7KlG)

10 I took Mom to trivia last night to hang with her senior center friends, who are mostly Trump haters. One of her friends brought her 20-something granddaughter who was wearing a MAGA hat. I asked her what her grandma thought of it and she said "I don't know, she didn't say." I told her I liked it and to not let anyone give her any shit about it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (QLlrr)

11 8 "Start" or "stop" being polite?

loose sh!t

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (ykYG2)

12 Ace, I love ya man, but I'm a little skeptical of a guy knocking another guy's MAGA hat off, right in front of a perfectly situated camera like that...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)

13 Team America: Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Jmel at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (OeWgo)

14 >>>7 Fast hands, but no weight behind them. Took three pops to the jaw to knock him down.

well you know a fast punch is the best defense, whatever impact it may have

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (PbpT7)

15 That video is cool but must be a set up

Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (hHF8x)

16 >>>12 Ace, I love ya man, but I'm a little skeptical of a guy knocking another guy's MAGA hat off, right in front of a perfectly situated camera like that...

LET ME HAVE THIS ONE

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (PbpT7)

17 That's why you gotta work the heavy bag too.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (87EdW)

18 So the same people who made their grift pretending to fight the left are now surprised that the left doesn't welcome them with open arms?

What a bunch of idiots.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (cfSRQ)

19
This snowflake got what he deserved! Never knock a MAGA hat off a patriot..



That was beautiful but I would have put the boot in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (i/4wA)

20 ace, whoa whoa, no worries man. Just an observation. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

21 I think it's real. Those were real punches.

Now, did they provoke the guy into *seeming* to "start it"? Well, that's a different question that I don't know the answer to.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

22
French: "Hi God - I did what you told me and kept records of all my neighbors misdeeds...wannna see?"

God: "I never told you to do that."

French: "Oh, yeah, sure, you don't have to say it out loud or anything, I get it, but I got the goods on everyone right here and..."

God: "You're an asshole."

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (32YRo)

23 Max boot, another piece of shit

Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (ONvIw)

24 "I'm a Native American!"

"Good so you know all about getting your ass kicked."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (j3npP)

25

This tiny group of Media Republicans remind me of the
deformed hunchback betrayer in the movie 300.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (9P5eb)

26 Only a world-class twit like Bill Kristol could think that the leftist give two shits what he has to say.

"Know your place Bill. Back in the gimp suit."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)

27 ace, I'll take another look then. Thanks.

God knows a lot of NPCs are stupid enough to do something like that in front of a camera.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)

28 A punch in the kisser right now is worth three haymakers in five seconds.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 12, 2020 07:52 PM (xkyjK)

29 As said to the pussy; "You assaulted him"... Yes and... You assaulted us. Asshat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2020 07:52 PM (3H9h1)

30 Jeffrey Dean Garten, AntiFa's most attractive specimen:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/qkofwcd

Posted by: bonhomme at February 12, 2020 07:52 PM (9t0Zz)

31 Yeah, knew a guy in high school, his thing was just a crazy manic flurry- not a lot of pop, but really intimidated a lot of people.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 12, 2020 07:52 PM (87EdW)

32 24
"I'm a Native American!"


Call Lizzie Warren, strong brave.

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 07:52 PM (T6t7i)

33 Test...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)

34 ''This tiny group of Media Republicans remind me of the
deformed hunchback betrayer in the movie 300.''

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2020 07:52 PM (RueoN)

35 My first willow after the rebirth.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:53 PM (1CjJc)

36 Boot will be singing Bernie's hosannas after Nevada.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:53 PM (puu6v)

37 >>"I'm a Native American!"

>>"Good so you know all about getting your ass kicked."

Ha. Too bad they didn't build a wall.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)

38 Hmmm, for some reason Pixy is rejecting a comment of mine explaining my thinking to Ace.

Ace, just wanna say, I'll take another look at the video then. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:53 PM (L2ZTs)

39 Oh, I see Max and Jonah and David and Bill all getting around and "coalescing" on Pete Bootygigs. Very much "coalescing", IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (xptlg)

40 There's something so profoundly authoritarian-creepy about " ... people can't figure out which of the people they're supposed to vote for ... " that I just can't even.

Figures it's van jones the maoist talking.

Supposed to vote for, wow.
The assumptions underlying a mind that could form that sentence ...
wow.

Posted by: Dirac Angestun Gesept at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (zlgJP)

41 I'm having fun!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (SRRAx)

42 And btw, Bloomberg didn't have to go thru the others. He now has a lily white socialist cult to compare to.
Except for the Bernie Bro cultists, he now appears to be the sane one. Plus he can flood the airwaves with his ads and hand out donations to lots of people who will certainly weigh his money against their morals when it comes time to count votes.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (eYV9L)

43 Yeah, that looked a little baity to me. I'm all in favor of violent leftists getting their asses handed to them, but if you have to goad them into something, it does take away a bit of the righteous delight.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (s3ilA)

44
deformed hunchback betrayer in the movie 300.

Ephiartes. A great name to start throwing about. Like "Ephiartes Rombley"...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (xkyjK)

45 Boot is another conservacuck for lawlessness

Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (ONvIw)

46 I didn't think I'd ever find anything sillier than a manbun, but that guy's little braid is in the running. Oh, I'm sorry, was that culturally insensitive?

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (T6t7i)

47 Some day somebody is going to hit those antifa jerks back and it won't be pretty.

(And then, in my dreams, the government and police forces who let it happen will be held accountable.)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 07:48 PM (xptlg)


Addendum 2: held accountable instead of arresting and prosecuting the victim while the instigator walks free

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (ZoYP9)

48 Annnnnd that's why the natives don't have "their land" anymore.

Just plain not ready for a real fight.

Most of the world was making guns while they made a woven basket and said, "Well, I think we're done inventing stuff now!"

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (GcvMs)

49 This tiny group of Media Republicans remind me of the

deformed hunchback betrayer in the movie 300.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (9P5eb)

---
Yeah, but the hunchback actually provided practical help.

Every piece of advice they give is worthless.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)

50 The democrats are finally waking up tot he fact that they have no record to run on because they spent the last three years trying to get Trump and not doing the people's business. If they had cooperated, they could take some of the credit but nooooo. Getting Trump was everything.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (QzF6i)

51
Nothing better than a lady who knows the
movie 300 well.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (9P5eb)

52 Democrats, listen to Max Boot. Trust him.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

53 Got an error after the comment posted. WTF???

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (eYV9L)

54 And also, gotta go, folks. L8R.

(yeah, and a FIRSTIE! just for good measure.)

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (xptlg)

55 "39 Oh, I see Max and Jonah and David and Bill all getting around and "coalescing" on Pete Bootygigs. Very much "coalescing", IYKWIMAITTYD."

That will win over black voters for Bootygag. That's surely their plan.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (puu6v)

56 Ha. Too bad they didn't build a wall.

The Aztecs [or even Olmecs] must have kicked themselves that they hadn't thought to send a navy out to the Caribbean and used THAT as their wall.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (ykYG2)

57 jakee, I'm having a bit of trouble tonight too.

Hamsters going on strike? Ace needs to threaten to replace them with the chupacabras again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)

58 Did the Pilgrims wear MAGA hats?

I did not know this!

Or was it the Aztecs during their various genocides?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 07:56 PM (e284m)

59 "moderates"

The never ending search continues.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 07:56 PM (JCrfD)

60 45
Boot is another conservacuck for lawlessness

Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (ONvIw)

---
What's the Warmonger Lobby going to do if Bernie gets the nom?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:56 PM (cfSRQ)

61 Got an error after the comment posted. WTF???




*look around nervously...

**thread still here...good...very good

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)

62 >>>38 Hmmm, for some reason Pixy is rejecting a comment of mine explaining my thinking to Ace.


I was just kidding, and the system wasn't rejecting your comments, it was rejecting everyone's. The system is glitchy

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:56 PM (PbpT7)

63 >>Most of the world was making guns while they made a woven basket and said, "Well, I think we're done inventing stuff now!"

But they use all parts of the buffalo.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

64
For decades, these phony cocksucking Media Republicans have been helping Republicans lose
(or helping fake Republicans win) many elections.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:56 PM (9P5eb)

65 jakee, I'm having a bit of trouble tonight too.

Hamsters going on strike? Ace needs to threaten to replace them with the chupacabras again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)


The hamsters just don't like you.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 07:57 PM (aS1PU)

66 That Native American video was layers upon layers of irony.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 07:57 PM (X/aS0)

67 i got the same problem with my comment. the system is glitchy. it might be overloaded or there might be a DDOS.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:57 PM (PbpT7)

68 so some clarification here, does he mean he is a native American who or had some ancestors that were somewhere in North America before the whiteys got here to bring reason, order and wheels?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:57 PM (HALdu)

69 The Aztecs were destroyed by their own short sightedness. Like the Indians in NE America their neighbors who they preyed upon were glad to aid the Spanish in their conquest..

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 12, 2020 07:57 PM (eYV9L)

70 DrWTF, they can get in line with everybody else.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)

71 Nothing better than a lady who knows the
movie 300 well.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (9P5eb)

Agreed. You know an odd thing though? There is a class of movies that I absolutely loved, but have never rewatched.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:57 PM (2B9A/)

72 49: Maybe they're just sucking up to the donk paymasters and deliberately being useless....nah, they were never useful to our side either.

Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 07:57 PM (ONvIw)

73 Moderates. Because Bernie, BIdet and Warren are EXTREME. Get it ?

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:57 PM (zr5Kq)

74 >>But they use all parts of the buffalo.


hah. Nothing went to waste.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:57 PM (PbpT7)

75 "60 45
Boot is another conservacuck for lawlessness

Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (ONvIw)

---
What's the Warmonger Lobby going to do if Bernie gets the nom?"

They will become pacifists because every position they hold is situational and available to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM (puu6v)

76 Most of the world was making guns while they made a woven basket and said, "Well, I think we're done inventing stuff now!"

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (GcvMs)


So chief, do you think this travois thing will ever catch on?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM (BiNEL)

77 ''Nothing better than a lady who knows the
movie 300 well.''

LOL. I think my husband was the only male in the theater full of drooling females that afternoon.

Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM (RueoN)

78 Also, Max--the mayor of South Bend is a moderate in much the same way that I am Scarlett Johannsson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM (JCrfD)

79
"I'm a Native American!"

Take this blanket as my gift to you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM (aKsyK)

80 What's the warmonger lobby gonna do if Bernie gets the nomination?

Switch sides.

Posted by: all week at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM (WX+x0)

81 Agreed. You know an odd thing though? There is a class of movies that I absolutely loved, but have never rewatched.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February



Never rewatch movies,even hardcore, never as good the second time.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM (HALdu)

82 LET ME HAVE THIS ONE
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM

What ace says to every server holding a fully laden platter of shrimp appetizers.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM (COzlW)

83 Watching that video was like watching a Twitter. The dialogue, the fight, the participants, everything. I was bored but it didn't last long enough to change the station.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM (n+WwS)

84 The party leaders will advise each precinct's political officers on which candidate you are supposed to vote for, comrade. Dah?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (q1Pj5)

85 actually the Indians didn't use all of the buffalo at all.

It's just that Americans were killing buffalo for only two things: Their skins, and their tongues. Apparently the tongue meat was popular.

So, in comparison, the Indians used a lot MORe of the buffalo. but you know, no one uses fucking buffalo bones

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (PbpT7)

86
In a few weeks the appeal from the phonies will be: It's still not too late to nominate an electable Republican.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (9P5eb)

87 Well, the guy that knocked off the hat outweighed the maga guy by at least 75 lbs.

Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (MTxDQ)

88 Iron Eye Cody got slapped around a bit.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (w7KSn)

89 Good to see that snowflake beat down.

Pro tip: When you knock someone's ass to the deck, make sure they do not get up.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (Z+IKu)

90 To be fair, It is hard for a culture that is relying on bows and arrows and has no cavalry to fight a culture with Cannon and Heavy Cavalry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (2B9A/)

91 funny how an exiled GOP faction that couldn't field a full softball team
thinks they get to do anything more than vote for the democrat they
get, and if that's a bitter pill to swallow, wash it down with a pail of
pigshit


__________



"You'd be stunned at how many fat fucks they can squeeze into a small cuckshed." -- Guinness Book of World Records

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)

92 Never rewatch movies,even hardcore, never as good the second time.
Posted by: not so

----

"Ben-Hur."

Every Easter!

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (GcvMs)

93 Re 300, my 14-year-old niece is gonna be a guy's dream come true someday.

Besides being blonde and gorgeous, she loves video games *and* action flicks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

94 The dude kinda got inside their personal space.

"Native American, Bitch"
What he meant was "Native American Bitch", no comma.

Certainly some verbal provocation on his part, he started with the repeated 'bitch' comments.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (e284m)

95 24
"I'm a Native American!"



"Good so you know all about getting your ass kicked."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (j3npP)

Dack, the hell ya been man?

Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (Gtjwx)

96 Well, the guy that knocked off the hat outweighed the maga guy by at least 75 lbs.


looked about the same weigh category...I may be wrong...

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

97 60: Have they chimed in on the 8 GOPe Senators who voted to limit Trump from hitting Iran without their approval?

Besides, Bernie will be pleased to go to war supporting Maduro.

Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (ONvIw)

98 They will become pacifists because every position they hold is situational and available to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM (puu6v)


The ability to pivot effortlessly is critical to survival in senior government and political structures!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (BiNEL)

99 *weighT

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

100 JuJu, I do the same thing :-)

I'm addicted to spicy cocktail sauce and will do anything to get some

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

101 Please, Democrats, do the smart thing and coalesce quickly around one of the three moderates-Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, or Michael Bloomberg-who are still standing after the first two contests. The future of our democracy may depend on it.




What a pathetic, self important twat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (i/4wA)

102
The Narrative is going to shift soon to: No way Trump can win.

We'll be asked to nominate someone else before and at the GOP convention to someone electable, because look at all the polls!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (9P5eb)

103 After last week the hamsters deserve a break. And an extra dab of peanut butter. And some meth.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (Tnijr)

104
What's the warmonger lobby gonna do if Bernie gets the nomination?

Switch sides.
Posted by: all week


I'm sure Bernie can be persuaded to go to war with somebody.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (aKsyK)

105 If nobody has said it yet...

When people STOP being polite and start getting real.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (6jhIN)

106 Never rewatch movies,even hardcore, never as good the second time.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM (HALdu)

That I completely disagree with. Some movies get better the more you watch them. Airplane! (because of all the non-verbal sight gags) Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (2B9A/)

107 To be fair, It is hard for a culture that is relying on bows and arrows and has no cavalry to fight a culture with Cannon and Heavy Cavalry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

----

And they didn't even have domesticated horses until their "invaders" showed up.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 08:01 PM (GcvMs)

108
Certainly some verbal provocation on his part, he started with the repeated 'bitch' comments.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:00 PM (e284m)

we'll take it.

Posted by: Maga guys at February 12, 2020 08:01 PM (Gtjwx)

109 >>"I'm a Native American!"

I would like to offer you these magic beads in exchange for this insignificant island.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

110 Re 300, my 14-year-old niece is gonna be a guy's dream come true someday.

Besides being blonde and gorgeous, she loves video games *and* action flicks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February




Uh, Kat timpf would like a word with you

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 08:01 PM (HALdu)

111 90
To be fair, It is hard for a culture that is relying on bows and arrows
and has no cavalry to fight a culture with Cannon and Heavy Cavalry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (2B9A/)

_______


"As well as too many Indians and not enough Chiefs." -- Fauxcahontas 2020!

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 08:01 PM (WqPYg)

112 fucking buffalo bones
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (PbpT7)


Now that is a real indian name.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2020 08:01 PM (1g7ch)

113 Native American with a thick beard? 1/64th? Just sayin'.

Posted by: db at February 12, 2020 08:01 PM (VfzSy)

114 in defense of the puncher that dude did have and HR pufnstuf head

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (M+Lyo)

115 After last week the hamsters deserve a break. And an extra dab of peanut butter. And some meth.
Posted by: freaked at February

They are always fed meth. Peanut butter is extra special treat.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)

116 Ugh. Martha asking a 104-year-old Marine dumb questions ("How does it feel???")

Wish they'd have Col Schlicter or Jesse Kelly interview him instead. That would be cool!

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (nII+W)

117 To be fair, It is hard for a culture that is relying on bows and arrows and has no cavalry to fight a culture with Cannon and Heavy Cavalry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (2B9A/)


I've had whole armored units wiped out by veteran spearmen. Shit, I lost an ironclad to a trireme, no idea it was still over there.

*fwipfwipfwip*
*glurgleglurgle*

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (ZoYP9)

118 "104
What's the warmonger lobby gonna do if Bernie gets the nomination?

Switch sides.
Posted by: all week

I'm sure Bernie can be persuaded to go to war with somebody."

Probably the 96 percent of the GOP on the other side of them.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (puu6v)

119 Eh, by European cavalry standards, the US Cavalry would have been light cavalry.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (e284m)

120 The dude kinda got inside their personal space.

"Native American, Bitch"
What he meant was "Native American Bitch", no comma.

Certainly some verbal provocation on his part, he started with the repeated 'bitch' comments.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February




So he is the dog faced pony soldier?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (HALdu)

121 "1/64th? Just sayin'."

Think Casino!

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (w7KSn)

122 too many cannibals and not enough chefs

Posted by: a new guinean in hell at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (ykYG2)

123 43 Yeah, that looked a little baity to me. I'm all in favor of violent leftists getting their asses handed to them, but if you have to goad them into something, it does take away a bit of the righteous delight.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (s3ilA)

Listen to audio. Sounds like pussy threw drink on them, MAGA1, turned on camera and pussy got called on it and came back.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (1CjJc)

124 So chief, do you think this travois thing will ever catch on?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:58 PM

Branch on the trav goes scrape and scrape
scrape and scrape
scrape and scrape
Branch on the trav goes scrape and scrape
All through the dirt

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (COzlW)

125 We've got a Friday coming up and two whole days of firing to go. If Pixy needs to reboot the PDP he should go ahead and do it.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (Tnijr)

126 This snowflake got what he deserved!

I would, of course, like to reflexively defend the little fat man, but...what size drink is that?

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (Ry8mf)

127 So, in comparison, the Indians used a lot MORe of the buffalo. but you know, no one uses fucking buffalo bones
Posted by: ace

Well... I'm too lazy to look up the numbers, but some time after the Civil War, when trains came through the prairie states, there was a bad drought, and Kansans sent millions of buffalo bones back east to be made into fertilizer.

Posted by: MarkY at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (fc+HX)

128 'These hands are registered as lethal weapons!'

Posted by: Deputy Fife at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (q1Pj5)

129 Re 300, my 14-year-old niece is gonna be a guy's dream come true someday.

Besides being blonde and gorgeous, she loves video games *and* action flicks.


Go on...

Posted by: Zombie Epstein, who did not kill himself. at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (xkyjK)

130 "113 Native American with a thick beard? 1/64th? Just sayin'."

Geronimo > Iron Eyes Cody > Punched Snowflake > Liz Warren

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (puu6v)

131 So chief, do you think this travois thing will ever catch on?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February




Wheels are a fad

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (HALdu)

132 Van Jones is actually a very smart Communist.

As far as Communism can be "smart", which it can't.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (sy5kK)

133 7
Fast hands, but no weight behind them. Took three pops to the jaw to knock him down.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (87EdW)

_______

To be fair, he was wailing on Tater Stelter's butterball powerbottom spirit animal.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (WqPYg)

134 122
too many cannibals and not enough chefs

Posted by: a new guinean in hell at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (ykYG2)

Master Cannibal Chef. Coming soon.


Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (Gtjwx)

135 I love it. For 30 years the nevertrump crowd has been telling conservatives who they had to pinch their nose and vote for to save the republic from socialists. Now they are telling democrats who to pinch their nose and vote for to save the republic from socialists.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:04 PM (6jhIN)

136 I am betting, if you were a warrior. You have your glass tipped spear or sword. You have fought guys all your life armed the same.

The first time you hear a cannon go off and see guys come apart like a jammed door at Chuck Norris' house, I would probably shit my pants. And that is before a group of heavily armored guys on horseback charge your flank with lances and start skewering your guys like martini olives.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:04 PM (2B9A/)

137 Evening all

I am literally shocked more left wing snowflakes have not had strokes on live TV, they are so consumed with PDT Dysfunction Syndrome

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 08:04 PM (85Gof)

138 8
"Start" or "stop" being polite?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (puu6v)

________


Forget it ... he's rolling.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 08:05 PM (WqPYg)

139 I understand why French and his ilk are going after Christians, specifically Evangelical Christians. The attempt to guilt people with their own faith to peel off political support for Trump is laughable though. I am not guilty of someone else's personal sins. I only have to answer for my own sins.

Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2020 08:05 PM (MmFTx)

140 132; How about crafty and manipulative?

Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 08:05 PM (ONvIw)

141 I think all democrats should heed our warning. Krystols and Sykes are wrong about everything. Don't vote for who they tell you to vote for! We know from experience!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:05 PM (6jhIN)

142 In the opening of the video of the maga hat walking he looks pretty scrawny.

Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 08:05 PM (MTxDQ)

143 "Please, Democrats, do the smart thing and coalesce quickly around one of
the three moderates-Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, or Michael
Bloomberg-who are still standing after the first two contests. The
future of our democracy may depend on it.""




We're not a democracy dickhead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 08:05 PM (9Om/r)

144 "Bone pickers were paid $4 to $6 a ton for the dried buffalo bones. Shipped east, the bones were then ground and used in the manufacture of fertilizer, combs, dice, buttons, and bone china dishes. Some homesteaders used this business to supplement their farm income."
From Ks. Historical Society

Posted by: MarkY at February 12, 2020 08:05 PM (fc+HX)

145 but you know, no one uses fucking buffalo bones


Didn't someone just make a sculpture with them on some Firth or Bight?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 08:05 PM (gd9RK)

146 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (COzlW)

Great tune, but a bit*h to dance to...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 08:05 PM (BiNEL)

147 Wheels are a fad

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 08:03 PM (HALdu)
Heathen dogface bigdog soldiers! Wheels are for religious calendars! Any other use is sacrilege!

Posted by: Mayan Calendar Company at February 12, 2020 08:06 PM (e284m)

148 Play stupid games....

Posted by: PDawg Knight at February 12, 2020 08:06 PM (D7nPh)

149 One hilarious thing about the whole political situation in the USA today is that the "moderate" in the national spotlight right now is . . .

Trump.

The spittle-flecked rabid D's have pushed him farther to the right than most of us had any idea he'd go, but his instincts are as a pragmatic, non-ideological centrist.

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 08:06 PM (yUKyn)

150 Ace, sorry to nitpick you tonight again, but are you sure there's not a typo in your headline? I think you meant to type in: "STOP being polite and start being real."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)

151 Listen to audio. Sounds like pussy threw drink on them, MAGA1, turned on camera and pussy got called on it and came back.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (1CjJc)

Yes. and he wanted a chance to get even. So they set it up, waiting for him to take the next step on camera. Too bad snowflake. Fat ass motherfucker.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 12, 2020 08:07 PM (Gtjwx)

152 You keep using that word 'genocide', yet you are here. I do not think it means what you think it does.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2020 08:07 PM (IMdOQ)

153 Here's a recipe for buffalo bone broth:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rroml4h

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 08:07 PM (/n4/h)

154 https://www.roadside america.com/tip/7909

Chrome buffalo in front of Wells Fargo downtown.

Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 08:07 PM (MTxDQ)

155 Now they are telling democrats who to pinch their nose and vote for to save the republic from socialists.


Yes, and the democrats can keep them, please!

Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2020 08:08 PM (MmFTx)

156
but you know, no one uses fucking buffalo bones.


hello. Bone broth.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 12, 2020 08:08 PM (Gtjwx)

157 9
How do they reconcile the turnout numbers for Trump, in a basically in contested caucus/primary, with their dismal numbers?

Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (B7KlG)

_________

Trump's numbers are an illusion like the movie "Capricorn One" -- #DeepFake videos and multi-media hacks produced by Putin and the Macedonian server farms.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

158
Ace, sorry to nitpick you tonight again, but are you sure there's not a typo in your headline? I think you meant to type in: "STOP being polite and start being real."

Posted by: qdpsteve



Stop Arguing with Ace.

ACE knows his MTV TV Show stuff.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 08:08 PM (9P5eb)

159 139 I understand why French and his ilk are going after Christians, specifically Evangelical Christians. The attempt to guilt people with their own faith to peel off political support for Trump is laughable though. I am not guilty of someone else's personal sins. I only have to answer for my own sins.
Posted by: no good deed



Evangelical Christians were LISTENING to the candidates. They listened to Hillary. That's why they voted for Trump. That little tidbit is probably over French's head. (also, French Davidians is hilarious)

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 08:08 PM (n+WwS)

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 08:08 PM (9P5eb)

161 I've had whole armored units wiped out by veteran spearmen. Shit, I lost an ironclad to a trireme, no idea it was still over there.

*fwipfwipfwip*
*glurgleglurgle*
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (ZoYP9)

And you were fighting Ghandi, weren't you. Darn you Sid Meier, make a REAL remake of Alpha Centauri!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:09 PM (2B9A/)

162 my 14-year-old niece is gonna be a guy's dream come true someday.

Besides being blonde and gorgeous, she loves video games *and* action flicks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February


Does she have a FaceySpace or whatever? Can you send me a lock of her hair and a picture of her feet?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 08:09 PM (6jhIN)

163 >>fucking buffalo bones

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Aus Frank at February 12, 2020 08:09 PM (ZLI7S)

164 "Bone pickers were paid $4 to $6 a ton for the dried buffalo bones..."
Posted by: MarkY at February 12, 2020 08:05 PM (fc+HX)


Gonna put that on my next tax return under 'occupation'.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 08:09 PM (ZoYP9)

165 One thing about David French's sanctimonious assholery: it would be "ok boomer" amusing if we merely had the public Clinton legacy, Mark Foley, David Vitter and Larry Craig to contend with. But considering that the Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert, was a boy hungry pedophile? Trump's former predilections are downright innocent compared to that. It's why cuckservatives need to be prepared for full scale wrath to descend on them, especially when they try to dismiss rumors of child molestation and general Epsteinism.

Posted by: trev006 at February 12, 2020 08:09 PM (E4qTB)

166 I saw Genocide Bitch open for Marduk at Metalfest '09.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

167 Travois. That's one of those crafted beers I'm devoted to, I think.

Posted by: Liz Warren at February 12, 2020 08:09 PM (COzlW)

168 It's long been the TruCon GOP (now NeverTrump) pundit class recommendation to pick the moderate/squish candidate. I see the logic, but it usually didn't work out too well for us.

Not sure the Dems will fall for it, but good luck I say.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 12, 2020 08:10 PM (dYe5S)

169 When do Lisa Page and Strokz get their day in court?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 08:10 PM (yQpMk)

170 no one uses fucking buffalo bones

Unless, of course, you are making a giant fake skeleton on a Scottish beach.

Posted by: db at February 12, 2020 08:10 PM (VfzSy)

171 hello. Bone broth.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob



Calm down. We're talking about *buffalo* bones.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 08:10 PM (gd9RK)

172 Joe Biden: uh let me look into that for you...

NO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)

173 We should pay attention to old Iron Eyes.
They couldn't defend themselves.
Look at the result.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 08:10 PM (w7KSn)

174 Fast hands, but no weight behind them. Took three pops to the jaw to knock him down.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (87EdW)

I tell everyone you have to aim for the ear. That's the sweet spot.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:11 PM (2DOZq)

175 "149 One hilarious thing about the whole political situation in the USA today is that the "moderate" in the national spotlight right now is . . .

Trump.

The spittle-flecked rabid D's have pushed him farther to the right than most of us had any idea he'd go, but his instincts are as a pragmatic, non-ideological centrist.

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 08:06 PM (yUKyn) "



This !

The only thing remotely like a centrist in the country !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 12, 2020 08:11 PM (zlgJP)

176 Carole Lombard had very nice tits.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 12, 2020 08:11 PM (txdQo)

177 Or should have said bottom part of the ear.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:11 PM (2DOZq)

178 >>>153 Here's a recipe for buffalo bone broth:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rroml4h

oh right.

well no one used the hooves or vagina.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (PbpT7)

179 The first time you hear a cannon go off and see guys
come apart like a jammed door at Chuck Norris' house, I would probably
shit my pants. And that is before a group of heavily armored guys on
horseback charge your flank with lances and start skewering your guys
like martini olives.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:04 PM (2B9A/)
Ah, you guys are talking Conquistadors. Yeah, back and breast, helmets.
Cortez had all of 16 horses.....and about 600 men. And slow loading matchlock type smoothbores. There was a reason they mixed mustket troops with pikemen in European formations, because those things don't load fast.

Not like the Aztecs were a bunch of swell guys though. The Spaniards didn't conquer a huge empire with a couple hundred guys, they got some local help from people who looked exactly like the Aztecs, but weren't Aztecs.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (e284m)

180 161 I've had whole armored units wiped out by veteran spearmen. Shit, I lost an ironclad to a trireme, no idea it was still over there. 

*fwipfwipfwip* 
*glurgleglurgle* 
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (ZoYP9) 

When you're so powerful you don't miss an ironclad, it's okay. No one will tell on you. Besides, spear men can be really effective even against armored cav- at least with lotsa upgrades.

Posted by: trev006 at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (E4qTB)

181
If by ear, you mean Chin.

Is the Chin not called "The Button" in boxing?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (9P5eb)

182 From the looks of that video, That Snake Juice Diet Guy has a lot of work to do.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (rLZe7)

183 I only have to answer for my own sins.

That's what drives a lot of these social justice warriors. They know their sins are scarlet. Now: do they address those sins and repent of them; or do they choose to balance their own sins out by attacking other sinners.

The latter is easier.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (ykYG2)

184

That's why boxers tuck their chin down.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (9P5eb)

185 93
Re 300, my 14-year-old niece is gonna be a guy's dream come true someday.



Besides being blonde and gorgeous, she loves video games *and* action flicks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

________


So you're saying she likes movies about gladiators?

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (WqPYg)

186
And trainers say "don't lead with your chin!"

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (9P5eb)

187 Trying some of this Coca-Cola Energy drink tonight. Let's see how it goes.....

.....

HEY EVERYBODY I'M GONNA RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!1!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)

188 "154 https://www.roadside america.com/tip/7909

Chrome buffalo in front of Wells Fargo downtown.

Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 08:07 PM (MTxDQ) "



Looks like Jack Kearney's work.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (zlgJP)

189 I think you all are missing one important thing about Joe Biden, he got game bro!

Posted by: Corn Pop at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (Pgcou)

190 Good thing I've been so busy today. The boss has put a bunch of *types* *deletes* threads for me.


Laughed my ass off, this video needs to be added to Jim Croce's list of don't knock the lyrics.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (to40z)

191 And you were fighting Ghandi, weren't you. Darn you Sid Meier, make a REAL remake of Alpha Centauri!



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:09 PM (2B9A/)
My good and friendly Neighbor, Mr. Ghengis Khan.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (e284m)

192 >>fucking buffalo bones

Tell me about it...

Posted by: Whoever is banging Ann Coulter now at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (xkyjK)

193

So that's where "roll the bones" came from!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

194 "165 One thing about David French's sanctimonious assholery: it would be "ok boomer" amusing if we merely had the public Clinton legacy, Mark Foley, David Vitter and Larry Craig to contend with. But considering that the Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert, was a boy hungry pedophile? Trump's former predilections are downright innocent compared to that. It's why cuckservatives need to be prepared for full scale wrath to descend on them, especially when they try to dismiss rumors of child molestation and general Epsteinism."

Have you seen St. David of French interviewed? If not, suffice it to say he shouldn't be a pre-Woke Boy Scout leader.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (puu6v)

195 Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

To be fair, the Indians that sold Manhattan to the Dutch didn't live there. They thought it was a hoot to get beads for land they didn't live on. Same as other deals.

Indians had no concept of private property as far as real estate. No one could own the Earth they thought.

But the fact is, you own what you can and will defend and that's exactly what the white eyes did.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (eYV9L)

196 >>well no one used the hooves or vagina.

well ...

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 08:14 PM (ZLI7S)

197 Funny how they keep invading places and keep being not greeted as liberators.


The best part of sliding that shiv into the ribs is they won't get that's no small part of why we now have Trump.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 08:14 PM (GbPPJ)

198 Darn you Sid Meier, make a REAL remake of Alpha Centauri!

Bring sunscreen. Seriously.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 08:14 PM (ykYG2)

199 Think of everything trump has accomplished in 3 years. Now imagine what Trump with a staff that isn't tripping over itself to stab him in the back will do.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:14 PM (6jhIN)

200 well no one used the hooves or vagina.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (PbpT7)


Jello and tennis racket strings (they just call it 'cat gut').

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2020 08:14 PM (1g7ch)

201
We used to have an MMA expert here. Forgot his name.

He'd get into it with a dyke we used to have here, all the time. She was a nice kid. Cancer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 08:15 PM (9P5eb)

202 Best part of the video was when the Antifa guy couldn't understand why he was being pummeled.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:15 PM (2DOZq)

203 I think you all are missing one important thing about Joe Biden, he got game bro!
Posted by: Corn Pop at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (Pgcou)

In one of the commercials I saw of him today, he was appealing to his black supporters with a black accent. Isn't that a cultural appropriation and a no no now a days?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 08:15 PM (85Gof)

204 OT question related to nothing in particular...

If you have a doctorate *and* a military rank, what do you do?

Dr. Maj. Dudeperson?

Cpt. Dr. Ladybro?

Do you just pick one based on context?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:15 PM (Ct55T)

205 >>fucking buffalo bones



Tell me about it...

Posted by: Whoever is banging Ann Coulter now at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (xkyjK)


Wouldn't that be more like fucking a bag of antlers?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 08:15 PM (9Om/r)

206 202
Best part of the video was when the Antifa guy couldn't understand why he was being pummeled.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:15 PM (2DOZq)
Cause and effect are mysterious mechanisms to progressives.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:15 PM (e284m)

207 well no one used the hooves or vagina.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (PbpT7)

Clearly you've never been to Enumclaw.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 08:16 PM (1CjJc)

208 >>well no one used the hooves or vagina.

well ...
Posted by: JackStraw

----

We just take the genitals. Can't really think of any reason we need the rest of the animal.

Posted by: Little Gray Space Aliens at February 12, 2020 08:16 PM (GcvMs)

209 Mexican buzzard standing over buffalo- Mine ,Mine, Mine,Mine.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 08:16 PM (7LXZS)

210 169 When do Lisa Page and Strokz get their day in court?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 08:10 PM (yQpMk)

One of Roger Simon's crimes was lying to Congress. James Clapper, in June 2013, admitted to lying to congress in answering in the "least untruthful manner by sayin No." Clapper still has gigs on TV.

Posted by: FloridaMan at February 12, 2020 08:16 PM (r28kI)

211 Bring sunscreen. Seriously.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 08:14 PM (ykYG2)

"Dwarf" is a severely misleading name...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:17 PM (Ct55T)

212
FYI: next primary is Nevada Caucus, then SC primary.

The Leftists are in TN now because "early fraud voting" begins soon for their primary.

Then super Tuesday.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 08:17 PM (9P5eb)

213 well no one used the hooves or vagina.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (PbpT7)

Clearly you've never been to Enumclaw.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

----

And then there's Buckley to worry about.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 08:17 PM (GcvMs)

214 39 Oh, I see Max and Jonah and David and Bill all getting around and "coalescing" on Pete Bootygigs. Very much "coalescing", IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (xptlg)
-----
As long as you aren't judging.

Posted by: Groundhog at February 12, 2020 08:17 PM (VYwSh)

215 Bob Marley stole that one riff in Buffalo Vagina from the Banana Splits Show theme.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 08:17 PM (gd9RK)

216 Fast hands, but no weight behind them. Took three pops to the jaw to knock him down.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (87EdW)

I tell everyone you have to aim for the ear. That's the sweet spot.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Exactly. Right under the ear where the jaw connects, or straight on the chin "popping" both hinges.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:17 PM (S9U/P)

217 135
I love it. For 30 years the nevertrump crowd has been telling
conservatives who they had to pinch their nose and vote for to save the
republic from socialists. Now they are telling democrats who to pinch
their nose and vote for to save the republic from socialists.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:04 PM (6jhIN)

As if the Democrats are fool enough to take their advice. "I'm sorry Mr. Boot, I hired you as jester, not advisor - so start prancing."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 12, 2020 08:17 PM (8ZASj)

218 "Biden, he got game bro!"



That's "gamey"

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 08:17 PM (Tnijr)

219 If you have a doctorate *and* a military rank, what do you do?

Dr. Maj. Dudeperson?

Cpt. Dr. Ladybro?

Do you just pick one based on context?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:15 PM (Ct55T)

Actually that is a great question and it usually depends on the situation, your relationship with who is addressing you, and the topic. I would say now a days most people refer to me as CAPT but there is on Seal I am very friendly with and he always calls me DOC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 08:17 PM (85Gof)

220 oh right.

well no one used the hooves or vagina.


Ahem...

Posted by: Pocahontas Warren's grandpappy at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM (xkyjK)

221 Plains indians boiled the bones and skimmed the grease off it. The grease could be stored. They would make up a fresh soup with the stock but that couldn't be stored. Also, they made sewing needles out of bone, using sinew for thread.

And they dried and stored the guts. They made soup out of that too.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM (JKNZq)

222 According to Caffeine Informer, based on my weight, my 'safe' amount of caffeine to drink daily is...

859mg.

Good grief. If I drank that much caffeine I'd get myself shot by somebody, I'd be so annoying.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

223 clearly, you can make soup out of anything....

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)

224 Open palm shot under the nose.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM (7LXZS)

225 Plains indians boiled the bones and skimmed the grease off it. The grease could be stored. They would make up a fresh soup with the stock but that couldn't be stored. Also, they made sewing needles out of bone, using sinew for thread.

And they dried and stored the guts. They made soup out of that too.
Posted by: notsothoreau

----

...after chasing a ga-zillion buffalo over a cliff.

I doubt they used every part of every damned one of them.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 08:19 PM (GcvMs)

226 Thank god Chadwick Moore is on TuCa to help him expose Buttigieg--

"He says **NOTHING!!"


Get me the meme with the deer eating popcorn.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at February 12, 2020 08:19 PM (nII+W)

227 PDT is the only moderate in the race...remember when he ran 4 years ago, many people here were calling him a trojan horse liberal LOL, oh and worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 08:19 PM (85Gof)

228 Thanks NGU. I figured you'd know if you were around

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:19 PM (Ct55T)

229 Open palm shot under the nose.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM (7LXZS)


Oh yeah, hook it up.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 12, 2020 08:19 PM (ZoYP9)

230

I'll bet my left nut "Caffeine Informer" is supported by Big Coffee.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 08:19 PM (9P5eb)

231 These mewling morally vacuous diseased twat waffles had no qualms about encouraging Christians to vote for Romney or McCain though.

Because you know they were such fine, upstanding patriots and Christians steeped in nobility and humble spirits.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 12, 2020 08:20 PM (+dsLj)

232 222 According to Caffeine Informer, based on my weight, my 'safe' amount of caffeine to drink daily is...

859mg.

Good grief. If I drank that much caffeine I'd get myself shot by somebody, I'd be so annoying.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

That's roughly 6 8oz cups of coffee.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

233
Annnnnd that's why the natives don't have "their land" anymore.

Just plain not ready for a real fight.

Most of the world was making guns while they made a woven basket and said, "Well, I think we're done inventing stuff now!"

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (GcvMs)







Well, that's what the Injuns get for being on our land before we got here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (EXsve)

234 224 Open palm shot under the nose.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM (7LXZS)

And get a nice pair of incisors jammed into your hand because you missed by a little bit?

Nah.

Just sock the fucker like a man and get it over with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (Ct55T)

235 Captain Doctor duh

Posted by: AOC at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (Tnijr)

236 Deer eating Popcorn?
My God Man! Popcorn that can eat a deer?
How big are these deer!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (e284m)

237 "Boot"

"Bootigieg"

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (puu6v)

238 I'll bet my left nut "Caffeine Informer" is supported by Big Coffee.


Big Coffee made me watch 3 1/2 seasons of Dexter last night. Not my fault.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (gd9RK)

239 Native Americans made fleshlights out of the Buffalo anus.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (txdQo)

240 So, in comparison, the Indians used a lot MORe of the buffalo. but you know, no one uses fucking buffalo bones

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (PbpT7)


The Indians were famous for their bone broth I heard. Very good for you.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (gjHJW)

241 by ear, you mean Chin.

Is the Chin not called "The Button" in boxing?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (9P5eb)

No I mean bottom of the ear as the aim point.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (2DOZq)

242 "Biden, he got game bro!"



That's "gamey"
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 08:17 PM (Tnijr)


You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier !!

Posted by: Joe Bidet at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

243 According to Caffeine Informer, based on my weight, my 'safe' amount of caffeine to drink daily is... 859mg.

**********

I was told there would be no metric system on this blog.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (+dsLj)

244 >>Indians had no concept of private property as far as real estate. No one could own the Earth they thought.

Not entirely true. Much of my little state was actually given to Roger Williams by the Narragansett Indian chief Canonicus. No fighting involved. He was also an ally with the colonists against the less friendly tribes.

Indian history is with the east coast settlers didn't get as many movies but it was pretty complicated. The ones around here understood property and fought each other fiercely over it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)

245 LOL.
Andrew Cuomo is meeting with PDT tomorrow about 'trusted traveler' programs for NY residents.

Bet that discussion won't go great for Cuomo...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)

246 If it was down to Ann Coulder or Kat Timpg, .........I'd think of rasslin Abdullah for the camel.

Posted by: Ass Chum at February 12, 2020 08:22 PM (llOn+)

247 Get me the meme with the deer eating popcorn.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at February 12, 2020 08:19 PM (nII+W)


https://stoatnet.org/popcorms.gif

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 08:22 PM (ZoYP9)

248 213 well no one used the hooves or vagina.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (PbpT7)

Clearly you've never been to Enumclaw.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

----

And then there's Buckley to worry about.

Posted by: RKae

Humptulips!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 08:22 PM (I05J2)

249 And the Indians made condoms out of the scalps of their enemies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:22 PM (6jhIN)

250 https://amzn.to/2OR0J73

The Lost Universe (about the Pawnees). They didn't run buffalo over cliffs. So I guess it just depends on the time period.

White guys have a similar saying about pigs: They used everything but the squeal.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2020 08:22 PM (JKNZq)

251 Miss Manners says whenever you drop a native American with three short rights, a sharp kick or two to the sweetbreads provides a.helpful reminder not to get back up.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 12, 2020 08:22 PM (6/uwW)

252 Can you really call that guy a "snowflake"? How about shitstorm? I've seen bags of laundry in better shape.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 08:22 PM (rLZe7)

253 "can't figure out which of the people they're supposed to vote for"

Of course a hard line despotic communist has the idea of "who you are supposed to vote for" because elections aren't about choosing leaders they're about properly filing your party loyalty slip.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 12, 2020 08:22 PM (Y6UV7)

254 Insom, really? That's less than I suspected but still more than I'd probably ever drink in one day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

255
"Biden, he got game bro!"



He got a lot of games. They're from playskool, but he got a lot of games.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 08:23 PM (9Om/r)

256 Depressed? It's from repressing all that anger. You gotta let it out! Pair off with someone supporting your rival, and let. it. out.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 12, 2020 08:23 PM (8AONa)

257 139
I understand why French and his ilk are going after Christians,
specifically Evangelical Christians. The attempt to guilt people with
their own faith to peel off political support for Trump is laughable
though. I am not guilty of someone else's personal sins. I only have to
answer for my own sins.

Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2020 08:05 PM (MmFTx)

________


Prager repeatedly makes this point: what matters in a political leader is his macro policies (which affect millions) not his micro character flaws (which, compared to Hillary and most of the Corrupt Commie Left, makes Trump look like an actual saint).

If you had a life-threatening illness and your choice was between the world's greatest surgeon in that area who happened to have a horrible personal character vs. a mediocre surgeon with a flawless personal character -- whom would you choose? In this case, the #NeverTrumpers -- if consistent -- would idiotically choose the latter.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 08:23 PM (WqPYg)

258 Another democrat arrested for terrorism

https://www.ocala.com/news/20200206/
cane-sword-wielding-dunnellon-man-accused-of-
threatening-trump-supporters


Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2020 08:23 PM (1g7ch)

259 Retired NYPD was celebrating his 50th birthday and was wearing a red hat that said, "Make Fifty Great Again," a woman punched him in the face and drew blood. She thought it was a MAGA hat.
The unhinged are becoming more unhinged.

https://tinyurl.com/smtfg2u

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (wiXsO)

260 252 Can you really call that guy a "snowflake"? How about shitstorm? I've seen bags of laundry in better shape.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 08:22 PM (rLZe7)

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (Ct55T)

261 Bander, maybe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)

262 Well, that's what the Injuns get for being on our land before we got here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Damn! I tried to type the "I-word" and I got 404'd! What makes you so special?

My take is: A continent belongs to whoever shows up. That's why I don't say of Muslims in Europe "They don't belong there!" I say, "Europeans need to take a stand or they will lose their land forever."

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (GcvMs)

263 I tell everyone you have to aim for the ear. That's the sweet spot.


That, and the kicking them while they are down, well, mostly, the kicking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (yQpMk)

264 When impeachment started I was finally pissed enough to put a Trump sticker on my truck. I thought I might get some flack, but that hasn't happened. A black guy in a parking lot saw it the other day and gave me a big thumbs up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (sWM8x)

265 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 08:17 PM (85Gof)

Cant go wrong with sir or ma'am.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (EK+jJ)

266 When I rewatch the old Westerns, I yahoo every time an Indian gets tapped.

F those people.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (rLZe7)

267
Re: the video

My favorite part was when all his beads fell out of his pocket on the sidewalk and he got his feather shoved up his ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (9P5eb)

268 Well now, I'm doing keto and low and behold I got an advertisement from Blackjack Pizza offering the heart shaped pizza with a side of brownies for valentines.

You can just fuck right on off to the land of GetFuckedstein, assholes.


Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (+dsLj)

269 245 LOL.
Andrew Cuomo is meeting with PDT tomorrow about 'trusted traveler' programs for NY residents.

Bet that discussion won't go great for Cuomo...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)


I have it in the links tomorrow morning. Cuomo Blinked.

This crap with licenses for illegals coupled with the insane no bail no jail for criminals is Democrats playing with fire and potentially getting burned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (zBaqJ)

270 Have you seen St. David of French interviewed? If not, suffice it to say he shouldn't be a pre-Woke Boy Scout leader.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (puu6v)

Just by lookin' at him, I wouldn't let my kid in the same tent as him. Maybe not even the same school.

Posted by: trev006 at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (5IEUe)

271 258 Another democrat arrested for terrorism

https://www.ocala.com/news/20200206/
cane-sword-wielding-dunnellon-man-accused-of-
threatening-trump-supporters


Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2020 08:23 PM (1g7ch)

Walk him into a dark room with a satin pillow on the floor and his sword cane in front of it.

"You dishonored the sword cane. You know what you now must do."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (Ct55T)

272
Always "our democracy" with the Left. Not "our republic" or "our nation."

And what they're talking about is direct democracy, the tyranny of the majority. It's why they babble about eliminating the electoral college. With all the cheating they do, I don't think they actually want 'democracy' for its own sake, they just want to win. One final vote that settles things permanently-- no more republic.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (6L2Vj)

273 254 Insom, really? That's less than I suspected but still more than I'd probably ever drink in one day.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

Yep, roughly. Regular drip coffee has around 150mg per 8oz serving. I used to drink about 8 cups or more a day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

274 To be fair, It is hard for a culture that is relying on bows and arrows
and has no cavalry to fight a culture with Cannon and Heavy Cavalry.

Custer was a pussy, Sir.


Do you know who General Arthur Saint Clair was? Because here in western Ohio, we have a pretty good idea of what happened to him. And his army, the Army. All of it.

Lot of fat fucks here sneer at what they've seen in movies. Let me tell you something, you pitiable dickless dweeb: it was a God-damned close-run thing for the first couple of hundred years. Not a swinging mini dick among this distinguished company of strategists would have been up to one skirmish of it.

And the Columbus "Blue Jackets" are not named for "Ohio's Civil War heritage."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (oRpiG)

275 Drs. Samadi and Seigel recommend for cups of black coffee a day. - no dairy, no sugar, - black only

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (cNlpM)

276 Native Americans made fleshlights out of the Buffalo anus.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (txdQo)


I don't know why, but that cracked me up. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (9Om/r)

277 Well, that's what the Injuns get for being on our land before we got here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (EXsve)


Like Senator Dr. Hayakawa once famously said, "W took it from them fair and square."

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (gjHJW)

278
Funny how so-called "native Americans" are kind of silent about a massive foreign invasion from south of the border.

Oh, yeah. "Reconquista." Pfft.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 08:26 PM (zBaqJ)

279 Cant go wrong with sir or ma'am.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (EK+jJ)

Ma'am can be fraught. Miss is usually safer. And if you are wrong, they do not take it poorly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:26 PM (2B9A/)

280 The Europeans are just living on land stolen from Ghingis Khan.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:26 PM (6jhIN)

281 He was also an ally with the colonists against the less friendly tribes.


When I moved to coastal MA I found a plaque commemorating something about King Phillip's War. I was like, I've heard of a few Georges, some Henrys, more than one Charles, but King Phillip?

Well Massasoit had kids names Metacomet and Miacomet and one of them who used Phillip as a Christian name got batshit about something and there was a war among the Indians mostly, that the whites got on one side of, that ended in swamps in Rhode Island.

There's a whole lot of history we don't learn in school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (gd9RK)

282 Bernie will give me free everything and fuck you billionaires.
- 50% of millennials

Sadly

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (eClUG)

283 276 Native Americans made fleshlights out of the Buffalo anus.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 12, 2020 08:21 PM (txdQo)


I don't know why, but that cracked me up. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (9Om/r)


So, that's what Mazola meant by "corn goodness..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (zBaqJ)

284 Well, I see that Trey Gowdy has weighed in on the Trump/DOJ loss of prosecutors matter - he doesn't like the fact that Trump weighed in on a matter in the courts - one that involved one of his associates and was tied to him.

Interesting, but Trey is wrong - silence is to confer complicity or involvement in the new media age - I wouldn't want Trey to defend me - not ever.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (32YRo)

285 Ma'am can be fraught. Miss is usually safer.

**********

I've never gone wrong with Sugar Tits, yet.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (+dsLj)

286 Ma'am can be fraught. Miss is usually safer. And if you are wrong, they do not take it poorly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD W


How about toots ? Or dame ?

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)

287 clearly, you can make soup out of anything....

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)

Well, first you start with a special stone . . .

Posted by: Traveler Passing Thru at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (q1Pj5)

288 245 LOL.
Andrew Cuomo is meeting with PDT tomorrow about 'trusted traveler' programs for NY residents.
---
I read today that VA's new woke legislature is making noises about licenses for illegals now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (sWM8x)

289 279 Cant go wrong with sir or ma'am.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (EK+jJ)

Ma'am can be fraught. Miss is usually safer. And if you are wrong, they do not take it poorly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:26 PM (2B9A/)

I just avoid vocatives altogether.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:28 PM (Ct55T)

290 I've never gone wrong with Sugar Tits, yet.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (+dsLj)

Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:28 PM (2B9A/)

291 That Native American isn't exactly Geronimo. More like Eats Many Big Macs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 08:28 PM (+y/Ru)

292 Europeans have been conquered ever since there were such a thing.
I should know a something about that.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 08:28 PM (w7KSn)

293 Ma'am can be fraught. Miss is usually safer. And if you are wrong, they do not take it poorly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:26 PM (2B9A/)


Miss is for maidens. If they can't respect ma'am they can KMA.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 08:28 PM (cNlpM)

294 Yep, roughly. Regular drip coffee has around 150mg per 8oz serving. I used to drink about 8 cups or more a day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (NWiLs)


My cup is a 16 ounce. I do 3 a day. One in the morning, one when I get home, and one later in the night. I'm on #2 as we speak.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 08:28 PM (9Om/r)

295 We've replace Way, Way Downriver's Sanka with Meth Crystals. let's see if he notices.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 08:28 PM (yQpMk)

296 291 That Native American isn't exactly Geronimo. More like Eats Many Big Macs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 08:28 PM (+y/Ru)


Looks like the gordita laundry stooge from "Once Upon a Time in the West."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (zBaqJ)

297 Funny how so-called "native Americans" are kind of silent about a massive foreign invasion from south of the border

At least the Mexican government has a history of being good to their native populations and not exploiting or oppressing them in any way

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (ykYG2)

298 That is what I like about the military. You can't go wrong with Sir or Ma'am, unless Ma'am looks like a sir.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (6jhIN)

299 clearly, you can make soup out of anything....
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM


But not necessarily good soup.

Posted by: Thorvald at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)

300 But, but, native Americans were mostly peaceful before we got here. Except for the part about enslaving their enemies and cannibalizing some of them.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (rLZe7)

301 Bernie will give me free everything and fuck you billionaires. - 50% of millennials

*****************

You know Im fine with this as long as only the top 10 billionaires pay 95% of their wealth for all that shit.

That's a list that includes Bloomberg BTW.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (+dsLj)

302 We not W.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (gjHJW)

303
I don't think they actually want 'democracy' for its own sake, they just want to win. One final vote that settles things permanently-- no more republic.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (6L2Vj)





One Man
One Vote
One Time

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (EXsve)

304 Indians had no concept of private property as far as real estate. No one could own the Earth they thought.
---------
Comanches in Texas sure thought they owned the land. They were pretty vicious to the early settlers. Then came the Comanche wars.

Posted by: Drc at February 12, 2020 08:30 PM (llGBY)

305 297 Funny how so-called "native Americans" are kind of silent about a massive foreign invasion from south of the border

At least the Mexican government has a history of being good to their native populations and not exploiting or oppressing them in any way
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (ykYG2)


Comedy gold, that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 08:30 PM (zBaqJ)

306 Punching someone in the boney part of their head, while effective, can bust the hell out of the little bones in your hand. I know this from hard won experience. Nose is a great target, much softer and makes a wonderful bloody mess that really freaks a person out. Alternately, the meaty area just under the war can screw a guy up for several minutes. It's called a "brachial stun", and that area is soft enough to even slap with the back of your fist and not hurt yourself.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 12, 2020 08:30 PM (xkyjK)

307 284
Well, I see that Trey Gowdy has weighed in on the Trump/DOJ loss of
prosecutors matter - he doesn't like the fact that Trump weighed in on a
matter in the courts - one that involved one of his associates and was
tied to him.



Interesting, but Trey is wrong - silence is to confer complicity or
involvement in the new media age - I wouldn't want Trey to defend me -
not ever.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (32YRo)

---
Why is that useless tool even allowed to show his face in public?

He let Hillary! publicly pants him and give him a swirly during the Benghazi hearings.

If the man had a single shred of honor he'd have either gone into a monastery or joined the French Foreign Legion as a human minesweeper.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

308 But, but, native Americans were mostly peaceful before we got here. Except for the part about enslaving their enemies and cannibalizing some of them.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy

---

The really fun part is smashing up their dead bodies so their ghosts can't chase you.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 08:30 PM (GcvMs)

309 Once upon a time, tax rates were about 90%, but no one paid it.

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at February 12, 2020 08:30 PM (w7KSn)

310 199
Think of everything trump has accomplished in 3 years. Now imagine what
Trump with a staff that isn't tripping over itself to stab him in the
back will do.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:14 PM (6jhIN)

_______


Not to mention had he had a Republican House his first two years in addition to the Senate.

Oh, wait ... [BTW, I'd never got the joke about your nic until my wife sat down next to me, chuckled, and said "Catastrophe." I truly am a moron ...]

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 08:30 PM (WqPYg)

311
"We gots keep Trump in prez-dint!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 08:30 PM (zBaqJ)

312 That's one hairy native American. Most of the Indians I've known didn't have facial hair.
Oh, yeah, and their skin wasn't brown either.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (cNlpM)

313 "Do you know who General Arthur Saint Clair was? Because here in
western Ohio, we have a pretty good idea of what happened to him. And
his army, the Army. All of it."



And IIRC that's when they sent in Anthony Wayne to deal with the problem. And he did at Fallen Timbers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (8ZASj)

314 So, that's what Mazola meant by "corn goodness..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (zBaqJ)


WE call it "maize goodness"!

Posted by: Chief Two Dogs at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (BiNEL)

315 That Native American isn't exactly Geronimo. More like Eats Many Big Macs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 08:28 PM (+y/Ru)


I am out of shape; my heart is strained and weak. From where my candy ass hit the pavement I will fight no more forever.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (ZoYP9)

316
And the Columbus "Blue Jackets" are not named for "Ohio's Civil War heritage."


Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM (oRpiG)
Hell on the Wabash. Largest defeat of American forces by native troops.
But we only hear about Custer.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (e284m)

317 309 Once upon a time, tax rates were about 90%, but no one paid it.
Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at February 12, 2020 08:30 PM (w7KSn)


"I know, right?!"

- - Greece

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (zBaqJ)

318 287 clearly, you can make soup out of anything....

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq

my favorite soup is beef shin with barley

Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (rpxSz)

319 301

Billionaires wont pay shit. People making 100k will be raped through.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (eClUG)

320 Cant go wrong with sir or ma'am.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (EK+jJ)

Ma'am can be fraught. Miss is usually safer. And if you are wrong, they do not take it poorly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:26 PM (2B9A/)

I never hear Miss or Mrs in the Military. Always Ma'am.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (85Gof)

321 It can hurt when you hit someone in the face. I busted my little finger in three places once during a bawl in a dorm football game.

Posted by: pawn at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (PveK5)

322 That is what I like about the military. You can't go wrong with Sir or Ma'am, unless Ma'am looks like a sir.
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Don't try that with a female senator, however.

Posted by: Drc at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (llGBY)

323 If you had a life-threatening illness and your choice was between the world's greatest surgeon in that area who happened to have a horrible personal character vs. a mediocre surgeon with a flawless personal character -- whom would you choose? In this case, the #NeverTrumpers -- if consistent -- would idiotically choose the latter.
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020

There was a neuro surgeon here with a horrible bedside manor. If you needed brain surgery, you wanted him.

Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 08:32 PM (MTxDQ)

324 COVID-19 Cases jump by 13,000 in China.

https://tinyurl.com/usg22ww

The chinese had been classifying people as "suspected cases" if they had not been tested so I believe they are now including those people in the count (it is about the right number).

I'll follow-up with a video from Dr John Campbell.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 08:32 PM (XzVUd)

325 291 That Native American isn't exactly Geronimo. More like Eats Many Big Macs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 08:28 PM (+y/Ru)

I have a friend who is an actual 'Native American' who is getting pissed at al the Hispanics who claim to be 'Native American'.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:32 PM (NgKpN)

326 Bud light seems to believe that I know or care what a "Post Malone" is. I do not.

Posted by: irright at February 12, 2020 08:32 PM (RVcmP)

327 Kristol and Co. are surely going to be the most shocked when they are the first ones in the Utopia Gulags. Why? Because known subverters are the last thing any successful regime has time for.

Dumbasses went against the only ones that were (rather idiotically, I might add) trying to save their asses from certain doom. But then again they would be the first to report you in exchange for nothing more than a teeny sniff of Chairman Hirono's filthy ass ring.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 08:32 PM (uEbPt)

328 Cant go wrong with sir or ma'am.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Ma'am can be fraught. Miss is usually safer. And if you are wrong, they do not take it poorly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


"Hey fuckers!"

Gender neutral and all inclusive.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:32 PM (S9U/P)

329 123 - Yeah, you're right. I didn't catch the first part.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 12, 2020 08:32 PM (87Qbm)

330 At least the Mexican government has a history of being good to their native populations and not exploiting or oppressing them in any way
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (ykYG2)

Now that is so true and not many people north of the border understand this or even know about this.

Or want to.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2020 08:32 PM (Z+IKu)

331 Billionaires wont pay shit. People making 100k will be raped through.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (eClUG)


We make it up with volume!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 08:32 PM (BiNEL)

332 The state of New York has basically declared war on our constitution, it's citizens, the unborn and our president. I can't think of anything Trump would say to Cuomo except, eat the peanuts out of my shit, Fredo.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (rLZe7)

333 How about toots ? Or dame ?
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)

Honey.

Broad.

Skirt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (2B9A/)

334 320 Cant go wrong with sir or ma'am.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 08:24 PM (EK+jJ)

Ma'am can be fraught. Miss is usually safer. And if you are wrong, they do not take it poorly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:26 PM (2B9A/)

I never hear Miss or Mrs in the Military. Always Ma'am.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (85Gof)

Calling them by their Rank is the safest, by far.

Lesson I learned the hard way.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (NgKpN)

335 Indians would rend the fat of their enemies into soap and use it to wash the syphilis off of their balls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (6jhIN)

336
And IIRC that's when they sent in Anthony Wayne to deal with the problem. And he did at Fallen Timbers.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (8ZASj)

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I'm a direct descendant of Col. William Crawford.

Tortured to death by Peaceful Native Americans in 1782.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)

337 Good grief. If I drank that much caffeine I'd get myself shot by somebody, I'd be so annoying.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

________


What do you mean "would be?" /just teasing you

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (WqPYg)

338 Indians had no concept of private property as far as real estate. No one could own the Earth they thought.

Then I don't see the problem.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (cfSLd)

339 Not a swinging mini dick among this distinguished company of strategists would have been up to one skirmish of it.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 12, 2020 08:25 PM


Are you aware this is a Smart Military Blog, good Sir?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (DMUuz)

340 Guys! Guys!

Joe Walsh got 823 votes in NH!

This is huge!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (vPKfA)

341 "319 301

Billionaires wont pay shit. People making 100k will be raped through."

That's precisely the reason the Democrat Establishment is fine with Warren and terrified of Sanders. I'll give that old Red Bernie this much: he does mean it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (puu6v)

342 Ma'am can be fraught. Miss is usually safer. And if you are wrong, they do not take it poorly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

---

"Sammich engineer" is workable.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (GcvMs)

343 How about toots ? Or dame ?
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)

Honey.

Broad.

Skirt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Dame.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (S9U/P)

344 I have a friend who is an actual 'Native American' who is getting pissed at all the Hispanics who claim to be 'Native American'.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:32 PM (NgKpN)


Free shit have many friends!

Posted by: Chief Two Dogs at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

345 CAT, how are the boys? And did you adopt the sister?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (/669Q)

346 335
Indians would rend the fat of their enemies into soap and use it to wash the syphilis off of their balls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (6jhIN)Then there was the tribe that liked skinning the lower half of a guy and making waterproof waders out of him, assuming he was bout the right size.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (e284m)

347 Calling them by their Rank is the safest, by far.



Lesson I learned the hard way.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (NgKpN)

---
You can address me as "Lieutenant Colonel" thank you!

Posted by: Lt. Col. Butterball at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)

348 340 Guys! Guys!

Joe Walsh got 823 votes in NH!

This is huge!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (vPKfA)

1 from Joe Walsh
and 822 from Eagles fans.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (Ct55T)

349 >>There's a whole lot of history we don't learn in school.

I've always wondered why writers looking for something new to write about haven't looked into the history of the King Phillip's War and the history of this area. It was a pretty huge deal that could have derailed this country before it even got started but it has relatively little written about it.

Would make for some pretty fertile territory.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

350 Dr John Campbell discusses the Chinese data.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v16llL6YspY

In one of today's videos he says that the Chinese doctors and nurses in Wuhan have seen so many cases that they can recognize if a patient has the corona virus just from appearance and symptoms. So they've just merged the tested and suspected cases together now (apparently, viz JHU page posted above).

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 08:35 PM (XzVUd)

351 Shain, LOL :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

352 335 Indians would rend the fat of their enemies into soap and use it to wash the syphilis off of their balls.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (6jhIN)

not sure I could have made it through the rest of the day without knowing that

thank you

Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2020 08:35 PM (rpxSz)

353 347 Calling them by their Rank is the safest, by far.

Lesson I learned the hard way.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (NgKpN)

---
You can address me as "Lieutenant Colonel" thank you!
Posted by: Lt. Col. Butterball at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)

*long pause*

*even longer pause*

*unconfortably long pause*


HEY, FATTY!!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:35 PM (Ct55T)

354 "Indians had no concept of private property as far as real estate. "

Like Hawaii, pre - Capt. Cook.
You lived where the King/Chief said you could live.

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at February 12, 2020 08:35 PM (w7KSn)

355 Would make for some pretty fertile territory.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)
-------

Sounds like a project for your retirement.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 12, 2020 08:35 PM (/669Q)

356 Indians would rend the fat of their enemies into soap and use it to wash the syphilis off of their balls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (6jhIN)

A technique colloquially known as "Frenching".

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 08:36 PM (uEbPt)

357 My people even made soup from the teeth of the Buffalo. It was called "Soup that taste like teeth"

Posted by: Hihowawya at February 12, 2020 08:36 PM (Tnijr)

358 Honey.

Broad.

Skirt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Dame.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (S9U/P)


Yo, bitch.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

359 340 Guys! Guys!

Joe Walsh got 823 votes in NH!

This is huge!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories

---

"Wait! I thought he was the guitar player from the Eagles!" - Woman who didn't know Pete Buttjizz was gay.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 08:36 PM (GcvMs)

360 Every day in the ER with the basic trainee patients

"Yes Drill Sergeant!"

I'm not your drill sergeant.

"Sorry, sergeant!"

I'm not a sergeant. You can call me Dr. or Captain.

*Eyes bug out that they are talking to a Captain

No, get back in bed, you don't have to stand at attention. You'll pull your IV out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:36 PM (6jhIN)

361 I busted my little finger in three places once during a bawl in a dorm football game.
Posted by: pawn at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM


Shouldn't you save your bawls for chick flicks with sensitive dates?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 08:36 PM (DMUuz)

362 If the man had a single shred of honor he'd have either gone into a monastery or joined the French Foreign Legion as a human minesweeper.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

Had some dealings with the Legion a couple of times.

Trust me, Trey would not qualify.

They are the ONLY Badass 'French' Troops left.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:36 PM (NgKpN)

363 So, in comparison, the Indians used a lot MORe of the buffalo. but you know, no one uses fucking buffalo bones
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:59 PM (PbpT7)

In fact, they ground up buffalo bones to make fertilizer. Lots of phosphate in bones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 08:37 PM (LxWV7)

364 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:26 PM (2B9A/)

My last flight surgeon was a little red head Lt Commander. I always called her ma'am even though she was single and roughly my age. I never got referred to the male Lt. for my visit with Dr. Jellyfinger.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 08:37 PM (EK+jJ)

365 And IIRC that's when they sent in Anthony Wayne to deal with the problem. And he did at Fallen Timbers.


Posted by: Mikey NTH

=====
Lots of memorials in Ohio celebrating "On this day, we didnt have 100% fatalities!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 12, 2020 08:37 PM (8AONa)

366 And the cannibal tribe that lived in East Texas. Karankawas?
Ritual cannibalism only you know, so, it's kinda okay.
Us White Racist bastards wouldn't understand the beauty of the rituals.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:37 PM (e284m)

367 I am always amused that young George Washington personally started the French and Indian War.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 08:37 PM (yQpMk)

368 Joe Walsh got 823 votes in NH!



This is huge!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (vPKfA)



1 from Joe Walsh

and 822 from Eagles fans.


Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (Ct55T)


I'll bet money they thought they were voting for the famous Joe Walsh and not the phony conservative one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 08:37 PM (TGRa1)

369 bluebell, sure missed you on the prior open thread

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 08:37 PM (7LXZS)

370 Calling them by their Rank is the safest, by far.

Well for me CAPT DOC SIR are all fine as long as you have that large Coffee in your hand for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 08:38 PM (85Gof)

371
It can hurt when you hit someone in the face. I busted my little finger
in three places once during a bawl in a dorm football game.

Posted by: pawn at February 12, 2020 08:31 PM (PveK5)

I got fists like war hammers. 5 hours of guitar a day for 20+ years, using hand tools in between for years, and I have been known to crush video game controls in my hands. I'm sooo waiting for carpal tunnel, I'll be able to donate my wrists to science fiction.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 08:38 PM (9Om/r)

372 359 340 Guys! Guys!

Joe Walsh got 823 votes in NH!

This is huge!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories

---

"Wait! I thought he was the guitar player from the Eagles!" - Woman who didn't know Pete Buttjizz was gay.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 08:36 PM (GcvMs)

Lifes been good to me, so farrrrrrr

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

373 I never hear Miss or Mrs in the Military. Always Ma'am.
Posted by: Nevergiveup


The female warrants in ADA insisted on Ms. Pronounced "mizzz".

I once witnessed a female cw3 curse an 03 out for using "Ms." "I am a warrant officer you line piece of shit! My rank has NOTHING to do with my husband. Pull your fucking head out of your ass!"

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 12, 2020 08:38 PM (to40z)

374 Guys! Guys!

Joe Walsh got 823 votes in NH!

This is huge!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories


Walshmentum? Only 120,000 more votes and he would have been a contender!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:38 PM (6jhIN)

375 I've always wondered why writers looking for something new to write about haven't looked into the history of the King Phillip's War and the history of this area. It was a pretty huge deal that could have derailed this country before it even got started but it has relatively little written about it.


I was in my 30s before I ever heard of it. We're stuck in narrative ruts.

The Mayflower was about the 58th ship with settlers, but it had the first self-government contract so we agree to pretend that it's ground zero of the American experiment.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 08:38 PM (gd9RK)

376
Indians would rend the fat of their enemies into soap and use it to wash the syphilis off of their balls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (6jhIN)


Sounds like I'm moving to Pakistan.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 08:38 PM (2N7oZ)

377 bluebell, sure missed you on the prior open thread
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 08:37 PM (7LXZS)
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Hmmm. Do I want to know why?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 12, 2020 08:38 PM (/669Q)

378 And the cannibal tribe that lived in East Texas. Karankawas?
Ritual cannibalism only you know, so, it's kinda okay.
Us White Racist bastards wouldn't understand the beauty of the rituals.
Posted by: DamnedYankee


Excuse me?

Posted by: Donner Party at February 12, 2020 08:39 PM (S9U/P)

379 347
Calling them by their Rank is the safest, by far.



Lesson I learned the hard way.



Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (NgKpN)


---
You can address me as "Lieutenant Colonel" thank you!


Posted by: Lt. Col. Butterball at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)


I once knew a Lieutenant whose last name was General. Confusion ensued.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 12, 2020 08:39 PM (gjHJW)

380 Don't ever go so far into anesthesia that you ask the doctor, who was a Major, if you could see her tits.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 08:39 PM (rLZe7)

381 ome day somebody is going to hit those antifa jerks back and it won't be pretty.

(And then, in my dreams, the government and police forces who let it happen will be held accountable.)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 07:48 PM (xptlg)

That happened at the Battle of Berkeley and numerous other skirmishes since.

The police in the blue towns then restricts the patriots and lets the Antifa go wild, but in the overall organized street fights our side has it over theirs.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 08:40 PM (eoQWY)

382 In fact, they ground up buffalo bones to make fertilizer. Lots of phosphate in bones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 08:37 PM (LxWV7)

They also used buffalo bones to make erotic carvings. Ok, fine. They did not. But Japanese did. Fine, they did not use buffalo bones. Some other bones for carvings. Point is, we should discuss erotic carvings at our next Art Thread symposium.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

383 Excuse me?

Posted by: Donner Party at February 12, 2020 08:39 PM (S9U/P)
That was your problem, if you had claimed it was a religious thing and did some rituals over it instead of chowing down without saying grace first.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:40 PM (e284m)

384 I think you all are missing one important thing about Joe Biden, he got game bro!
Posted by: Corn Pop at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM

Joe Biden got corn pop!

Posted by: Game Bro at February 12, 2020 08:40 PM (COzlW)

385 Hmmm. Do I want to know why?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 12, 2020 08:38 PM (/669Q)


Hey it is an AoS thread, what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 08:40 PM (BiNEL)

386 bluebell, it was all good.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 08:40 PM (7LXZS)

387 I'm really worried about the rise of Mayor Pete.

He served honorably and he had photos to prove how he went outside the wire and carried full battle rattle.

His attacks on Trump are lethal. Americans will simply not elect a man who chose not to serve in Vietnam. Ain't gonna happen.

While I'm totally on the Trump Train and not at all getting Soros/Pierre money, I fear that many of my fellow GIs are wavering.

I wish Trump would become more docile and humane and admit that he's a draft-dodging coward. Only then will the military fully respect him.

Just the other day an 11b 1st Sgt with six CIBs was smiling for one (usually the cry, but this guy was hard core) because of the inspirational speech Mayor Pete made.

"I deeply respect a man so talented, so filled with martial passion and ardor for his fellow man that he didn't need OCS, or Basic Training to get a commission," the guy said.

I worry that Lt. Pete is going to stop all over Trump.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at February 12, 2020 08:40 PM (cfSRQ)

388 365 And IIRC that's when they sent in Anthony Wayne to deal with the problem. And he did at Fallen Timbers.


Posted by: Mikey NTH


MAD Anthony Wayne.

There is a State Park in NY, Anthony Wayne State Park I think the sign used to say Mad Anthony Wayne.

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 08:41 PM (ZfRYq)

389 You can address me as "Lieutenant Colonel" thank you!


Posted by: Lt. Col. Butterball at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)


I once knew a Lieutenant whose last name was General. Confusion ensued.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 12, 2020 08:39 PM (gjHJW)

Knew an Enlisted guy in the Marines, whose first name was Major.

Needless to say there were a few jokes about it.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:41 PM (NgKpN)

390 Has anyone asked Saint Frenchie if he loves Hitler?

That would be a fun, fun video...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2020 08:41 PM (WdocV)

391 Joe Biden got corn pop!
Posted by: Game Bro at February 12, 2020 08:40 PM (COzlW)


Yeah, but Snap and Crackle are both superdelegates and they're going for Warren :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)

392 How much IQ do the two Joe's ( Biden and Walsh) have between them?
Biden is a negative number, does Walsh have enough to drag into positive numbers?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 08:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

393 I'll take your word for it, Ben Had.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 12, 2020 08:41 PM (/669Q)

394 I once knew a Lieutenant whose last name was General. Confusion ensued.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 12, 2020 08:39 PM (gjHJW)

Promotion to Maj. should have been fun, too....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:41 PM (Ct55T)

395 Joe Biden got corn pop!

Posted by: Game Bro at February 12, 2020 08:40 PM (COzlW)
And he gets things done! He got that prosecutor fired in Ukraine!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:41 PM (e284m)

396 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 08:38 PM (9Om/r

And if you're ever buried alive you can punch your way out. ( apologize to those that never saw Kill Bill)

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (2DOZq)

397 You can address me as "Lieutenant Colonel" thank you!


Posted by: Lt. Col. Butterball at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM

Sure thing, Lootennant Cull-oh-nell. What corpse are you a member of?

Posted by: Obama at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (COzlW)

398 >>Sounds like a project for your retirement.

I'm not a writer. I'm a commenter.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (ZLI7S)

399 They also used buffalo bones to make erotic carvings. Ok, fine. They did not. But Japanese did. Fine, they did not use buffalo bones. Some other bones for carvings. Point is, we should discuss erotic carvings at our next Art Thread symposium.
Posted by: runner



They used ivory from walrus tusk.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (S9U/P)

400 Promotion to Maj. should have been fun, too....



That's some catch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (yQpMk)

401 I worry that Lt. Pete is going to stomp all over Trump.
___

I just wish he'd stomp all over me. With his dick.


Oh, oh, don't tell Reggie I said that.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (WdocV)

402 Biden's got Corn Pop, but he lost the Kaboom vote to Buttigieg.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)

403 Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at February 12, 2020 08:40 PM (cfSRQ)

Served with Honor? Right?

He made his oath in 2009 to follow the UCMJ.

The UCMJ that said Gays could not serve.

So his very first act in the military, was breaking the very oath he was taking.

Honor? I think not Sir.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (NgKpN)

404 I worry that Lt. Pete is going to stop all over Trump.


Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at February 12, 2020 08:40 PM (cfSRQ)


Perfectly creased assless chaps.

Posted by: David Brooks at February 12, 2020 08:43 PM (2N7oZ)

405 368
I'll bet money they thought they were voting for the famous Joe Walsh and not the phony conservative one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 08:37 PM (TGR


Oddly enough, that Joe Walsh ran for president in 80, IIRC. Goof candidacy a la Pat Paulsen, but he still did better than stooge Joe Walsh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 08:43 PM (zBaqJ)

406 I'm not a writer. I'm a commenter


Don't sell yourself short. You're "Commenter".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 08:43 PM (gd9RK)

407 That video, I don't know... It didn't look too good to me. Like MAGA hat basically assaulted the guy.

Posted by: Chris M at February 12, 2020 08:43 PM (6XZdO)

408 Lt Col Thankyou? That's got to be a real pain in the ass.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:43 PM (e284m)

409 Don't sell yourself short. You're "Commenter".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 08:43 PM (gd9RK)
--------

You beat me to it.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 12, 2020 08:43 PM (/669Q)

410 I once knew a Lieutenant whose last name was General. Confusion ensued.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 12, 2020 08:39 PM (gjHJW)

Promotion to Maj. should have been fun, too....
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Lt. Col General

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:43 PM (S9U/P)

411 "388 365 And IIRC that's when they sent in Anthony Wayne to deal with the problem. And he did at Fallen Timbers.


Posted by: Mikey NTH

MAD Anthony Wayne.

There is a State Park in NY, Anthony Wayne State Park I think the sign used to say Mad Anthony Wayne.

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 08:41 PM (ZfRYq) "




Or Wayne, IL, where Army Trail Road begins.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (zlgJP)

412 Re Lt Colonel, isn't there a character in Catch-22 named Major Major Major Major?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)

413 Donner, party of five!*

*Appetizers extra

If I remember correctly, the Donner Party got into trouble because they took a bad trail because they thought it would save time. Instead they lost time and had the misfortune to get hit with the worst winter in decades. Somewhere online there's a picture measuring the level the snow reached on trees. There was no way they were getting out of there in time to hit up a Taco Bell.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (j3npP)

414 They used ivory from walrus tusk.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (S9U/P)

Exactly. That's how walrus became extinct.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

415
OT: 9 yr old Chinese girl shreds on Yngwie cover tune

(sound quality kind of blows but she's frikin' amazing)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVAhalKKhv0

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (EXsve)

416
Biden's got Corn Pop, but he lost the Kaboom vote to Buttigieg.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)


Damn.

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (2N7oZ)

417 Gosh, that video of the MAGA guy taking on the Native American snowflake is worth watching . . . again and again.

Posted by: Marybeth at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (4pK1/)

418
Lt. Col General

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:43 PM (S9U/P)
Major Major Major

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (e284m)

419
More like Lt. Col Gutterball.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)

420 The military version of who's on first.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (2DOZq)

421 He made his oath in 2009 to follow the UCMJ.

The UCMJ that said Gays could not serve.

So his very first act in the military, was breaking the very oath he was taking.

Honor? I think not Sir.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (NgKpN)


2009 was don't ask don't tell days.

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)

422 The police in the blue towns then restricts the patriots and lets the
Antifa go wild, but in the overall organized street fights our side has
it over theirs.
***

It would be interesting to see a flash mob of Antifa goons getting blown away Bernie Goetz style in Texas or South Carolina and the jury universally finding the shooter innocent. It would be like Charlottesville on steroids for the FNM


Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (WdocV)

423 there was soy in his words of death

Posted by: Ten Bears at February 12, 2020 08:45 PM (nFwvY)

424 Exactly. That's how walrus became extinct.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)


I am the walrus.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 08:45 PM (2N7oZ)

425 Lt Colonel, isn't there a character in Catch-22 named Major Major Major Major?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM


No clue.

Posted by: Colonel Cathcart at February 12, 2020 08:45 PM (DMUuz)

426 I did not have sex with that butterball, Lt Col Bearclaw.


Really, would I lie to you?

Posted by: Mayor Cheat at February 12, 2020 08:45 PM (WdocV)

427
The Mayflower was about the 58th ship with settlers, but it had the first self-government contract so we agree to pretend that it's ground zero of the American experiment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Everybody knows 1619 was the beginning of the end. Or was it the end of the beginning?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

428 No clue.

Posted by: Colonel Cathcart at February 12, 2020 08:45 PM (DMUuz)
Quiet you two!

Posted by: General Dreedle at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (e284m)

429 IMHO one of the great conservative authors (Torgerson or Correia, maybe) could write a fantastic sequel/Trump-era update to Catch-22.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)

430 MAD Anthony Wayne.

There is a State Park in NY, Anthony Wayne State Park I think the sign used to say Mad Anthony Wayne.

-
Sure, it's OK when Anthony Wayne does it but let Joe Biden get a little confused . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)

431 2009 was don't ask don't tell days.
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)

That was Policy, not actually written into the UCMJ he SWORE to uphold.

Sorry, I guess I'm just one who thinks swearing actually means something.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (NgKpN)

432 Ritual cannibalism only you know, so, it's kinda okay.

___

I've eaten a few men. Well, ok, many. Never got a complaint either.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (WdocV)

433

Speaking of Joe Walsh and since Gums McGee was on the last thread. When Walsh first started to lose it on his radio show was early in the Trump administration the president said something along the lines of his campaign being spied on that he thought there was something not too kosher going on with the FBI. Walsh absolutely flipped out over that. He said, no one can ever question what the FBI does or any of the IC because they protect the country. Really? They can't have any oversight? Which led him to rant and rave for months about Russian interference in the election. He actually thought that Bobby "I can't recall" Mewler did a brilliant job at that hearing. I am really glad that he will will now fade into complete obscurity

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (TGRa1)

434
Served with Honor? Right?



He made his oath in 2009 to follow the UCMJ.



The UCMJ that said Gays could not serve.



So his very first act in the military, was breaking the very oath he was taking.



Honor? I think not Sir.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:42 PM (NgKpN)

---
This is exactly the hateful, bigoted rhetoric that has alienated so many of my brothers, sisters, otherkin and two-spirit military brethren/sistren/elfren/othren.

It's why Trump is going to lose the military vote in a landslide. Sure, he wants to end pointless, unwinnable wars without any clear objective. But what is that against the hope that Lt. Pete offers for a new, more free and loving military?

Just the other day, a seasoned senior NCO came to me in tears because he had been misgendered. Xe had served with distinction, killed six Taliban with a k-bar, but xer entire life-experience had been ruined by some PFC with a MAGA complex. This hate has to stop.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)

435 Flash Email Traffic: 820rds Malaysian 5.56x45mm Ball M855 (NATO) Surplus Ammunition 62 Grain Full Metal Jacket in Original Ammo Can

$229.99 with free shipping

http://bit.ly/3byvPtW

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

436 never underestimate your opponent

the donks think Barr is Snoozy

quaint

Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (rpxSz)

437 Sorry, I guess I'm just one who thinks swearing actually means something.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (NgKpN)
Usually means you get hit on the back of the head if you do it near Sister Agnes Grace

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (e284m)

438 427
The Mayflower was about the 58th ship with settlers, but it had the first self-government contract so we agree to pretend that it's ground zero of the American experiment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Everybody knows 1619 was the beginning of the end. Or was it the end of the beginning?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

Oye, because there were never slaves before that!

Posted by: Jews in the Old Testement at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (NgKpN)

439 2009 was don't ask don't tell days.
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)


Though everybody could tell that Buttplug was gay.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2020 08:48 PM (1g7ch)

440 That's roughly 6 8oz cups of coffee.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

I drink about 4-5 every morning. But none after breakfast. I sleep soundly. Caffeine needs to be considered a drug, not a beverage.

Posted by: CN at February 12, 2020 08:48 PM (ONvIw)

441 Ritual cannibalism only you know, so, it's kinda okay.

I watched Bone Tomahawk again last week. Troglodyte should be used more in insults.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:48 PM (2DOZq)

442 There was no way they were getting out of there in time to hit up a Taco Bell.

Well once they ground up their own dead and sprinkled some hot sauce over it, it tasted about the same

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 08:48 PM (ykYG2)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2020 08:48 PM (r+sAi)

444 the donks think Barr is Snoozy

***

Hey when any of the coup commies go to jail I'll break out the pudding cups but until then...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2020 08:48 PM (WdocV)

445 The Mayflower was about the 58th ship with settlers, but it had the first self-government contract so we agree to pretend that it's ground zero of the American experiment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Everybody knows 1619 was the beginning of the end. Or was it the end of the beginning?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


1192, Leif Erikson was the beginning of the beginning.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (S9U/P)

446 Does it really matter who the Democratic Nominee is? Just put "Not Trump" on the ballot and an unnamed group of Washington DC power-brokers will decide who actually gets 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. (/sarc)

I voted for Trump because as a business man, I hoped he would get the economy going and because he was NOT Hillary Clinton.

I will vote for him again because I hope he will keep the economy going, he is still NOT Hillary Clinton and because I love watching how crazy he makes the liberals.

I am going to vote for him again because

Posted by: JB1000 at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (5Zwgf)

447 I think cfSRQ is just JoeF. trying to outdo his Romney-tweet gag....

Less is more, bro.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (Ct55T)

448 bluebell, you've got mail

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (7LXZS)

449 Donner Party was following a guide book, written by people that hadn't actually taken those trails.

And, if you think joe Walsh did well, you should have seen how well Jeanne Dixon did in WA state when she ran.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (JKNZq)

450 there was soy in his words of death
Posted by: Ten Bears


genus

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (QLPEO)

451 They are the ONLY Badass 'French' Troops left.
--------
Prolly because they aren't French.

Posted by: Drc at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (llGBY)

452
Oye, because there were never slaves before that!

Posted by: Jews in the Old Testement at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (NgKpN)
Then that whole Roman Judea history part of Ben Hur was made up?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (e284m)

453 We should all be recording at these events.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (UUkQp)

454 447
I think cfSRQ is just JoeF. trying to outdo his Romney-tweet gag....



Less is more, bro.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (Ct55T)

Wrong. Click the link (nic).

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 08:50 PM (XzVUd)

455 will the real cfSRQ please stand up

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)

456 452
Oye, because there were never slaves before that!

Posted by: Jews in the Old Testement at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (NgKpN)
Then that whole Roman Judea history part of Ben Hur was made up?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (e284m)

that, and the whole Moses Pharoh thing.

Posted by: Jews in the Old Testement at February 12, 2020 08:51 PM (NgKpN)

457 Were they nice tits?

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 12, 2020 08:51 PM (txdQo)

458 1192, Leif Erikson was the beginning of the beginning.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (S9U/P)


Uff-da. Canada sucked so bad we went back to Greenland.

Posted by: Leif Erikson at February 12, 2020 08:51 PM (2N7oZ)

459 447
I think cfSRQ is just JoeF. trying to outdo his Romney-tweet gag....



Less is more, bro.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (Ct55T)

---
Everyone's a critic.

Posted by: A Critic at February 12, 2020 08:51 PM (cfSRQ)

460 Thanks, Ben Had - I'll take a look.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 12, 2020 08:51 PM (/669Q)

461 378 And the cannibal tribe that lived in East Texas. Karankawas?
Ritual cannibalism only you know, so, it's kinda okay.
Us White Racist bastards wouldn't understand the beauty of the rituals.
Posted by: DamnedYankee


It was mosquitoes what drove ''em crazy.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 08:51 PM (cNlpM)

462 438 427
The Mayflower was about the 58th ship with settlers, but it had the first self-government contract so we agree to pretend that it's ground zero of the American experiment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Everybody knows 1619 was the beginning of the end. Or was it the end of the beginning?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

Oye, because there were never slaves before that!
Posted by: Jews in the Old Testement at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (NgKpN)


Nope, never.

Posted by: Slavs, from whom we derive the word "slave" at February 12, 2020 08:51 PM (wGeit)

463 Wrong. Click the link (nic).
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 08:50 PM (XzVUd)

*snort*

Ok.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:51 PM (Ct55T)

464






Or Wayne, IL, where Army Trail Road begins.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (zlgJP)

Wayne County, Michigan, City of Wayne, Michigan, Fort Wayne, Indiana....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 12, 2020 08:51 PM (8ZASj)

465
Donner, party of five!*

*Appetizers extra

If I remember correctly, the Donner Party got into trouble because they took a bad trail because they thought it would save time. Instead they lost time and had the misfortune to get hit with the worst winter in decades. Somewhere online there's a picture measuring the level the snow reached on trees. There was no way they were getting out of there in time to hit up a Taco Bell.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (j3npP)






Nowadays, there's a BBQ place right there in the pass, in Truckee.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 08:52 PM (EXsve)

466 The Mayflower was about the 58th ship with settlers, but it had the
first self-government contract so we agree to pretend that it's ground
zero of the American experiment.

Posted by: Bandersnatch



Everybody knows 1619 was the beginning of the end. Or was it the end of the beginning?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)



I think that's when the walls first started coming off the closing in wheels.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 08:52 PM (TGRa1)

467 We should all be recording at these events.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 08:49 PM (UUkQp)


Of what events do you speak!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 08:52 PM (BiNEL)

468 Yeah you can trace slavery back to the dawn of civilization.

It isn't interesting that pre-modern societies had it really, what is interesting is that a bunch of right wing Christians got together to ban it, and mostly succeeded in banning it all over the world. Well, excluding the various socialist state that have risen since the 1900s of course...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2020 08:52 PM (WdocV)

469 Re the Donner party, how far were they from civilization where they died?

I'd bet they were closer than they realized...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)

470
Nowadays, there's a BBQ place right there in the pass, in Truckee.





Donner BBQ ?

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)

471
"I WOULD GIVE 'EM AWAY, BUT MY WIFE WON'T LET ME -- SHE'S CRAZY!"

Posted by: Mad Anthony Wayne at February 12, 2020 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

472 Oye, because there were never slaves before that!

Posted by: Jews in the Old Testement at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (NgKpN)



Nope, never.

Posted by: Slavs, from whom we derive the word "slave" at February 12, 2020 08:51 PM (wGeit)

---Fuck. You.

Posted by: Judah Ben Hur played by Charlton Heston at February 12, 2020 08:53 PM (cfSRQ)

473 2009 was don't ask don't tell days.
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)

That was Policy, not actually written into the UCMJ he SWORE to uphold.

Sorry, I guess I'm just one who thinks swearing actually means something.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (NgKpN)

Yeah I think your barking up the wrong tree on that one...look, i hate buttplug because I think he is a radical commie just like his father, but I have seen nothing to say he did not serve with honor. I did not serve with him or know much about him, but nobody really gives a shit if your gay as long as you don't rub everyone's nose in it. And yeah he was only a Jag, and I am only a DR, and we had/have pretty cushy jobs. But he signed up to serve and served. Pursuing that charge against him is counter productive at best and likely to win him sympathy votes at worst

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 08:53 PM (85Gof)

474 Be careful with the Malaysian M855. Some of it is dated and has been repackaged. Depending on the batch some of it may not be reloadable, if you do that.

It's generally good range ammo.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 08:53 PM (rLZe7)

475 ITC, if they made it to Truckee at least they weren't stuck in Lodi.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 08:53 PM (7LXZS)

476 Nowadays, there's a BBQ place right there in the pass, in Truckee.

Donner BBQ ?
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)

"A Family Restaurant"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 08:53 PM (Ct55T)

477 >>"I'm a Native American!"

I gotta hand it to him.
That was Brave.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 08:54 PM (xuIGo)

478 470
Nowadays, there's a BBQ place right there in the pass, in Truckee.





Donner BBQ ?

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)

It's finger lickin' good (and it's an actual finger you're eating).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 08:54 PM (j3npP)

479 Donner Party was following a guide book, written by people that hadn't actually taken those trails.



You think the AoSHQ Cookbook is lit, you should see the Donner Cookbook "101 Ways To Serve Your Fellow Man".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:54 PM (S9U/P)

480 Richard Baris @Peoples_Pundit
Hey @FoxNews,

How many times are you going to book @MikeBloomberg's personal pollster in a single day?

He's back from Ukraine, I see.

Did Bloomy buy a segment every damn hour over there?

Had to DVR to believe it.

Part of his blatant attempt to buy a way to circumvent voters.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 08:54 PM (BqBId)

481 Not to be an alarmist, but the containment of corona appears to have been overstated. Acknowledged cases went up 14,000 or so this latest report.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 08:54 PM (JCrfD)

482 Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

Don't mean to step on your post but have a lot of new AR owners so do not to use unless your rifle chamber is rated to fire .556.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (2DOZq)

483 what is interesting is that a bunch of right wing Christians got together to ban it

Took y'all long enough.

Posted by: Gregory of Nyssa at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (ykYG2)

484 Not gonna bother to link it, but you should know that Comey is very, very concerned about "the crisis at the Justice Department...This is not normal and it is not right, and it is dangerous territory for the rule of law."

Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (sGotD)

485 410 I once knew a Lieutenant whose last name was General. Confusion ensued.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 12, 2020 08:39 PM (gjHJW)

Promotion to Maj. should have been fun, too....
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Lt. Col General


Then he actually gets promoted to General

Oh, General General? Yeah, right buddy get the fuck outta here.



I did know a Captain Merica.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (6jhIN)

486 Usually stay and eat in Reno now, Truckee's not got a lot of good eatin'. Too touristy. Open to new data, though. There was a burger place there that I'd seen on Food Channel, it was pretty good.

Kind of waiting for a big fresh snowfall. X-c is not as forgiving as alpine in terms of snow conditions. Since a good start it's been pretty dry up there.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (El6T/)

487 Ben Had, if they had gotten stuck in Lodi they would have shot themselves having to deal with John Fogerty... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (L2ZTs)

488 469
Re the Donner party, how far were they from civilization where they died?



I'd bet they were closer than they realized...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)

---
Interestingly, not all of the Donner Party engaged in cannibalism. In fact, several families refused, and instead boiled grass, tree bark, etc.

It was noted that those groups that refrained from cannibalism actually lost fewer people, which was held as divine judgement by their contemporaries.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (cfSRQ)

489 1192 was the beginning of the beginning?

Heh

Posted by: Kennewick Man at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (6aBz6)

490 Eromero, you, me and Jim need a get together and I'll cook the filets.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 08:56 PM (7LXZS)

491 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 08:53 PM (85Gof)

My opinion differs.

Its not that he is gay, don't really care.

But he gave his Oath to follow a set of rules, that he KNEW he was not going to follow.

Goes to Character, and Honor.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:56 PM (NgKpN)

492 You think the AoSHQ Cookbook is lit, you should see the Donner Cookbook "101 Ways To Serve Your Fellow Man".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:54 PM (S9U/P)


Go on.

Posted by: Kanamit at February 12, 2020 08:56 PM (2N7oZ)

493 That fatty in the vid looks like the pedo in The Hangover.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)

494 ITC, if they made it to Truckee at least they weren't stuck in Lodi.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 08:53 PM (7LXZS)


John Fogerty: You'll be hearing from my lawyers!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 08:56 PM (TGRa1)

495 TQM, seriously!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:57 PM (L2ZTs)

496 I had a captain named James Kirk. he was not amused.

Posted by: x at February 12, 2020 08:57 PM (nFwvY)

497 435 Flash Email Traffic: 820rds Malaysian 5.56x45mm Ball M855 (NATO) Surplus Ammunition 62 Grain Full Metal Jacket in Original Ammo Can

$229.99 with free shipping

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Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (yQpMk)


That's some good gouge right there.

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 08:57 PM (ZfRYq)

498 Meh. Wasn't Ballgag a 35d. All those types flock to intel jobs He served, so whatever. Like that Gabbard chick he way overblows what he was doing and how that is meaningful to the office he's running for.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 08:57 PM (rLZe7)

499 Fast hands, but no weight behind them. Took three pops to the jaw to knock him down.
Posted by: Farmer Bob
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Should have gone for the soft parts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 08:57 PM (xSo9G)

500 Donner Party, party of 9. Now seating Donner Party, party of 9.
Donner Party, party of 8. Now seating Donner Party, party of 8.
Donner Party, party of 7. Now seating Donner Party, party of 7.
Donner Party, party of 6. Now seating Donner Party, party of 6.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 08:58 PM (S9U/P)

501 Think the ill-advised Donner "short-cut" actually was back in the Utah Territory, not in the Sierras. That, and the unusually harsh winter, got 'em.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 08:58 PM (El6T/)

502 481 Not to be an alarmist, but the containment of corona appears to have been overstated. Acknowledged cases went up 14,000 or so this latest report.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 08:54 PM (JCrfD)

Deaths went up too. They changed the metric from confirmed testing to diagnostic diagnosis.

Also they're a bunch of liars.

I imagine there are a fair number of corpses rotting away in apartments and homes as well that might not be discovered for some time.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 08:58 PM (j3npP)

503 Like that Gabbard chick he way overblows what he was doing and how that is meaningful to the office he's running for.

___

Pretty sure she's overblown a lot less then me! TEEHEE!!!

Posted by: Mayor Cheat at February 12, 2020 08:58 PM (WdocV)

504 Goes to Character, and Honor.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:56 PM (NgKpN)

Yup....he's a commie so he can do whatever he needs to do to get his commie on.

The rules are for other people.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2020 08:58 PM (Z+IKu)

505 I remember seeing a documentary on the Donner party a couple of years ago. Far from lurid, it was depressing as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 08:58 PM (2B9A/)

506 469 Re the Donner party, how far were they from civilization where they died?

I'd bet they were closer than they realized...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)


They were 20 feet of snow away from civilization, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2020 08:58 PM (AMIL/)

507 >>Not gonna bother to link it, but you should know that Comey is very, very concerned about "the crisis at the Justice Department...This is not normal and it is not right, and it is dangerous territory for the rule of law."

Why would he care? He's retired.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

508 This hate has to stop.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at February 12, 2020 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)


Could be. But on the other hand, GFY!

Posted by: db at February 12, 2020 08:58 PM (VfzSy)

509 Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (El6T/)

Yeah, Truckee went the way of Breckenridge in CO.

It got trendy, and crowded, and all the really good places to eat and bars closed.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:59 PM (NgKpN)

510 Wuhan Coronavirus cases way up.

60,000 cases. 1,367 deaths.

John Hopkins website.

https://tinyurl.com/uwns6z5

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 08:59 PM (+0uDE)

511 If I had to stay in California, but money wasn't an object, I'd want to live in that Northeastern corner of California, old gold rush country.

As I understand it, there's still a lot of gold left there; it's just that no one wants to have to deal with all the CA environazis and bureaucracy long enough to actually get it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)

512 Hello, The Winning never ends, does it!

Trump! Trump! Trump!

Posted by: ALH at February 12, 2020 08:59 PM (zZAUd)

513 The warrior refrigerator repairman.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:59 PM (6jhIN)

514 I did know a Captain Merica.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (6jhIN)


Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Everyone everywhere at February 12, 2020 08:59 PM (2N7oZ)

515 In Portland, only right-wingers are charged with riot.

Antifa never is.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 08:59 PM (I2/tG)

516 I did know a Captain Merica.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (6jhIN)

---
I was in a unit where we had an officer leave and then a new officer joined with the exact same rank AND last name.

Very confusing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 08:59 PM (cfSRQ)

517 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 08:33 PM (6jhIN)Then there was the tribe that liked skinning the lower half of a guy and making waterproof waders out of him, assuming he was bout the right size.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 08:34 PM (e284m)

That happened to a DEA agent who disappeared in Indian Territory.

That's right, they made Waders Of The Lost Narc.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 08:59 PM (LxWV7)

518
Don't mean to step on your post but have a lot of new AR owners so do not to use unless your rifle chamber is rated to fire .556.


.223 Wylde, just sayin'.

Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at February 12, 2020 09:00 PM (bGP4p)

519 rifle chamber is rated to fire .556.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (2DOZq)


That's a big damn ball.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 09:00 PM (cNlpM)

520 496 I had a captain named James Kirk. he was not amused.
Posted by: x at February 12, 2020 08:57 PM (nFwvY)

I had a Capt. Morgan.

I still drink in his honor!

/raises his left leg

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 09:00 PM (NgKpN)

521 I'll bet both Vindman twins would go down with a couple of bitch slaps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

522 My opinion differs.

Its not that he is gay, don't really care.

But he gave his Oath to follow a set of rules, that he KNEW he was not going to follow.

Goes to Character, and Honor.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:56 PM (NgKpN)

So ya wanna court marshal and throw out every Officer and Enlisted who fraternized and other such violations of the UCMJ? Also you know for a fact he practiced Homosexual acts while on Active Duty?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 09:00 PM (85Gof)

523 At least Graham never used his Air National Guard service as a crutch.

Right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 09:00 PM (6jhIN)

524 LOL pail of pigshit, beautiful.

Posted by: Summer of Love at February 12, 2020 09:01 PM (02y2e)

525 500 Donner Party, party of 9. Now seating Donner Party, party of 9.
Donner Party, party of 8. Now seating Donner Party, party of 8.
Donner Party, party of 7. Now seating Donner Party, party of 7.
Donner Party, party of 6. Now seating Donner Party, party of 6.

- - - - - -

Fun fact- had an ancestor there in 1848 to document what was going on.

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 12, 2020 09:01 PM (6aBz6)

526 > hah. Nothing went to waste.

That guy looks like he could probably eat a buffalo. Hoofs, horns, and all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 09:02 PM (Ewo9R)

527 So ya wanna court marshal and throw out every Officer and Enlisted who fraternized and other such violations of the UCMJ? Also you know for a fact he practiced Homosexual acts while on Active Duty?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 09:00 PM (85Gof)

No, but I sure as hell am not going to vote for them for Commander in Chief.

How can they enforce the UCMJ, when the knowingly BROKE the UCMJ?

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 09:02 PM (NgKpN)

528 My opinion differs.

Its not that he is gay, don't really care.

But he gave his Oath to follow a set of rules, that he KNEW he was not going to follow.

Goes to Character, and Honor.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 08:56 PM (NgKpN)


Again - don't ask don't tell era. Being gay was not illegal. Homosexual activity was.

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 09:02 PM (ZfRYq)

529 Thx, Grump !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 12, 2020 09:02 PM (zlgJP)

530 COVID-2019. The good news is there are only 13 or 14 total cases here in the US.

There are more Americans trapped on the cruise ship in Japan with the virus (20) than in the whole US.

Let's hope we can keep it under control here.

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 09:02 PM (+0uDE)

531 Jane, I made almond butter and added the sourwood honey. Could not be better.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 09:03 PM (7LXZS)

532 .223 Wylde, just sayin'.
Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at February 12, 2020 09:00 PM


Get a Gun Thread, you guys!

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at February 12, 2020 09:03 PM (DMUuz)

533 Don't mean to step on your post but have a lot of
new AR owners so do not to use unless your rifle chamber is rated to
fire .556.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (2DOZq)
Good point - you can go fire the .223 in the .556 rated chambers, not such a good idea to do the other way around.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 09:03 PM (e284m)

534 the Captain James Kirk should totally name his firstborn Tiberius.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

535 How can they enforce the UCMJ, when the knowingly BROKE the UCMJ?
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 09:02 PM (NgKpN)

So you have proof he practiced homsexuality while on Duty?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 09:03 PM (85Gof)

536
Do you think the fascist left will stop at 1619?

They'll go back a lot further than that.
They'll go back 2000 years.

That's right; the Left will go back to Pre-Christ because that's where everything went wrong, they'll say.

And they won't stop there.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 09:03 PM (9P5eb)

537 Everybody knows 1619 was the beginning of the end. Or was it the end of the beginning?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

I took the tour of Jamestown - interesting in that it was not a government operation but an investor vehicle to bring back spices, etc, ie money - they all nearly starved. Most died.

Eventually, these forlorn and few abandoned folks figured out how to grow tobacco - many years after the colony's investors went bust and refused to put any more money into the colony.

The Indians helped some, but the main problem is they brought no one that knew how to farm or fish - they brought soldiers and people who signed up to get our of England - not a very good mix for the new world.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 09:03 PM (32YRo)

538 At least Graham never used his Air National Guard service as a crutch.

Right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2020 09:00 PM (6jhIN)

-----

I used to work directly for a politician who was active duty CO ANG while he was in office. I didn't figure this out until I was working for him for months, when another legislator brought it up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 09:04 PM (uKj5K)

539 Ben Had, I'm drooling!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

540 I'm hoping there'll be some more night-training sessions at the range the day before my duty day. A few months ago I got a half a case of 5.56 off the ground, at a price of free-ninety-nine. By the time I finally get the AR built, I'll have a skeery, skeery stockpile of free ammo.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 09:04 PM (El6T/)

541 I just overheard my sister talking on the phone to my cousin's son who lives in rural desert Arizona:

"You have FIVE GUNS?!! NOBODY NEEDS FIVE GUNS!!"

(Bear in mind, we're both here in California.)

She calmed down, but good grief. I think I need to have a talk with my sis...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)

542 .223 in the .556 rated chambers, not such a good idea to do the other way around.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 09:03 PM (e284m)


Math

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 09:05 PM (cNlpM)

543 That's a big damn ball.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 09:00 PM (cNlpM)

Heh.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:05 PM (2DOZq)

544 We brought you ponies, bitch.

Posted by: Khun Ty at February 12, 2020 09:05 PM (WcajV)

545 I chuckle when these human marshmallows whinge and titter about all these dangers to "The Rule Of Law"....

Well, these swamp mutants and gossip mongers all think they *themselves* are the rule of law...

and recent events are definitely shaping up to look dangerous for them...

so if you run it though the translator: They're right, and I'm happy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 09:05 PM (Ct55T)

546 How can they enforce the UCMJ, when the knowingly BROKE the UCMJ?

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 09:02 PM (NgKpN)


Eh, it's more like a guideline.

Posted by: Mark Milley at February 12, 2020 09:05 PM (2N7oZ)

547 Don't mean to step on your post but have a lot of
new AR owners so do not to use unless your rifle chamber is rated to
fire .556.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 08:55 PM (2DOZq)


Good point - you can go fire the .223 in the .556 rated chambers, not such a good idea to do the other way around.
Posted by: DamnedYankee


How many ARs built are built only for .223?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:05 PM (S9U/P)

548 "You have FIVE GUNS?!! NOBODY NEEDS FIVE GUNS!!"

-
Well, good lord, man! What does he use on the weekends?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

549 > Good point - you can go fire the .223 in the .556 rated chambers

.223 inches. 5.56 mm. Not .556.

That shit matters, guys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 09:07 PM (Ewo9R)

550 I just overheard my sister talking on the phone to my cousin's son who lives in rural desert Arizona:

"You have FIVE GUNS?!! NOBODY NEEDS FIVE GUNS!!"

(Bear in mind, we're both here in California.)

She calmed down, but good grief. I think I need to have a talk with my sis...
Posted by: qdpsteve


Got that many in just the truck...

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:07 PM (S9U/P)

551 Not gonna bother to link it, but you should know that Comey is very,
very concerned about "the crisis at the Justice Department...This is not
normal and it is not right, and it is dangerous territory for the rule
of law."


Umm, which one, Jimmy? The Deep State rule for you where nobody ever faces justice or the Proletariat rule for the rest of us deplorables?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 09:07 PM (HaL55)

552 Anon, one of the five apparently ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:07 PM (L2ZTs)

553
"You have FIVE GUNS?!! NOBODY NEEDS FIVE GUNS!!"

(Bear in mind, we're both here in California.)

She calmed down, but good grief. I think I need to have a talk with my sis...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)

------

Admittedly, my old man had a lot of guns before the canoe accident.

When we were moving him into *East Tennessee*, one of the moving guys who helped us move in the guns, bullets, casings, powder, lead, antimony, smelter and presses asked "Is there a war in CO?!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 09:07 PM (uKj5K)

554 No expert, but haven't seen many .223-chambered barrels for sale, compared to 5.56 or 223 Wylde. Doesn't seem practical to get .223 chamber, when 5.56 gives you safer ammo versatility.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 09:07 PM (El6T/)

555 We brought you ponies, bitch.

Posted by: Khun Ty at February 12, 2020 09:05 PM (WcajV)


Joe Biden: You're a lying, dog faced pony soldier

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 09:07 PM (TGRa1)

556 To be fair, the Indians that sold Manhattan to the Dutch didn't live there. They thought it was a hoot to get beads for land they didn't live on. Same as other deals.

Indians had no concept of private property as far as real estate. No one could own the Earth they thought.

But the fact is, you own what you can and will defend and that's exactly what the white eyes did.
Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 12, 2020 08:13 PM (eYV9L)

The heck they didn't. The Indians who lived in Ohio fought incessantly with those who lived in Tennesee over the hunting grounds in Kentucky. The Iriquois fought their neighbors in Canada and Virginia over hunting grounds.

The Indians in Delaware wiped out an entire Dutch settlement in Delaware because the Dutch had not gotten permission.

The innocent little Indian crap has got to stop. They may not have had high tech, but they weren't children or total saints.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (eoQWY)

557 rickb, LOL. I know!

I'm tempted to ask her how much makeup she has and when she tells me, ask her, "nobody needs that much makeup!"

Of course, you can't kill anyone with makeup, but still... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)

558 Swalwell: Impeaching Trump Over Roger Stone Is Not Off the Table

Great! By all means go for it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (85Gof)

559 535 How can they enforce the UCMJ, when the knowingly BROKE the UCMJ?
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 09:02 PM (NgKpN)

So you have proof he practiced homsexuality while on Duty?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 09:03 PM (85Gof)

I'm sure we could find out.

Could probably just ask him.

But you see, I'm not a court of law. I'm just stating my opinion as to character.

But heaven forfend that I should disagree with military orthodoxy today.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (NgKpN)

560 Commissar Hrothgar @ 467, if you go to a political rally during the ensuing campaign season, film the 'protestors' outside. Cameras don't make people suddenly have manners but sometimes they make people watch what they say and do. Might help you avoid slapping he snot out of some rude bastard.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (UUkQp)

561 Yud, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)

562
I had a captain named James Kirk. he was not amused.

Posted by: x at February 12, 2020 08:57 PM (nFwvY)


That seems highly illogical

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (TGRa1)

563 Biden's stealing Hillary's lines now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

564 Michael Bloomberg is the most annoying individual. His commercials have a laugh track because the only following he has is bought and paid for.
Speaking of which, I wonder how much he paid Obama for his endorsement.

Posted by: ALH at February 12, 2020 09:09 PM (zZAUd)

565 I work with a light Colonel. Asked him about Vindman the other day. Answer was as I expected;

"Assignments are not a measure of ability."

I also rag on him for having a specialized license plate with "KY Colonel" on it. Told him it was false advertising. Unless he's selling KFC. I think he hates me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2020 09:09 PM (3H9h1)

566 Swalwell: Impeaching Trump Over Roger Stone Is Not Off the Table



Great! By all means go for it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (85Gof)


They also want Barr to quit or they'll impeach him too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 09:09 PM (TGRa1)

567 Eventually, these forlorn and few abandoned folks figured out how to grow tobacco - many years after the colony's investors went bust and refused to put any more money into the colony.

The Indians helped some, but the main problem is they brought no one that knew how to farm or fish - they brought soldiers and people who signed up to get our of England - not a very good mix for the new world.
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 09:03 PM (32YRo)

Even if you knew, it was very tough for seed brought from Europe to grow in the very different situation in the Americas.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:09 PM (eoQWY)

568 That's some good gouge right there.


You are getting at leas a $10 M2A1 Can with that so I figure it as 27 cents a round for brass milspec M855.

If it is anything like the Malaysian M80Ball surplus that I have bought, it will run just a little dirty and a bit hot so as Melmoth notes above, make sure you barrel is chambered 5.56.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 09:09 PM (yQpMk)

569 Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 08:59 PM (+0uDE)

Thanks for the link, I had lost it. Note they now have several different graphing options in the lower right hand corner.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:09 PM (BiNEL)

570 Biden's stealing Hillary's lines now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)


He's struggling trying to pronounce "deplorables"??

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

571 > "You have FIVE GUNS?!! NOBODY NEEDS FIVE GUNS!!"

Whenever I something described as an "arsenal" in a lower 48 media outlet, I usually think "I know people who have more stuff than that in the living room closet."


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 09:10 PM (Ewo9R)

572 Do you think the fascist left will stop at 1619?



They'll go back a lot further than that.

They'll go back 2000 years.



That's right; the Left will go back to Pre-Christ because that's where everything went wrong, they'll say.



And they won't stop there.


Primordial Soup is RAYCISSS! REEEEEE!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 09:10 PM (HaL55)

573 Biden's stealing Hillary's lines now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)


I wiped it with a cloth!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 09:10 PM (2N7oZ)

574 Steve your sister better not look at gun forums online.

Or think about the fact that people right there in her area probably have 25 guns or more.

How many clubs in golf bag? 14, by rule. Different clubs for different purposes.

Everyone in the world has vast areas they know little/nothing about. Key is not to let bigotry and stupidity and power madness lead one to ridiculous opinions about any of those areas.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 09:10 PM (El6T/)

575
How many ARs built are built only for .223?


That is the point of .223 Wylde. It slightly changes the chamber. Per wikipedia,

The chamber is made with the external dimensions and leade angle found in the military 5.56×45mm NATO cartridge and the 0.2240 inch freebore diameter found in the civilian SAAMI .223 Remington cartridge.

Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at February 12, 2020 09:10 PM (bGP4p)

576 How many ARs built are built only for .223?





Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:05 PM (S9U/P)
Turns out a fair number of the are. I bought a SIG 516 Patrol a while back that's 5.56. Prior to that I hadn't given it any thought because I was used to shooting .308/7.92 and just always figured it was the same idea only in an AR style.
After readin some, turns out I wuz wrong. There's a good number of articles on why they're different.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 09:10 PM (e284m)

577 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 09:07 PM (Ewo9R)

Give me a break. Honest typo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

578 "You have FIVE GUNS?!! NOBODY NEEDS FIVE GUNS!!"

---

How many shoes does she have?

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (GcvMs)

579 Rodrigo and rhomboid, yup and yup, thanks

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)

580 I honestly don't think most of these people actually know what "The Rule of Law" means when they say it...

It's just a buzz word. A magic spell. It's that series of sounds you shove past your flaccid, crumb-flecked, blistexed maw as you puff out your chest stick your nose in the air. It's just another verbal talisman they throw around to make themselves feel like they've said something valid or important or interesting.

All of their thinking is magical in nature.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (Ct55T)

581 Biden's stealing Hillary's lines now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)


Wait until he brings out the hot sauce!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (BiNEL)

582
I imagine there are a fair number of corpses rotting away in apartments and homes as well that might not be discovered for some time.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 08:58 PM (j3npP)

-------

Hopefully fewer than we think. A lot of people left their pets when they went to visit the folks for Lunar New Year. People have been breaking into apartments to rescue the pets, after the quarantine prevented the owners from returning.

I think the round ups of sick people and the forceable quarantine at those make shift hospitals in stadiums and convention centers made it impossible to ignore all the sick people in Wuhan.

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (+0uDE)

583 Chief Ten Bitch is iron deficient

Posted by: weew at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (gk7if)

584 RKae, not as many as most women do. She's always been somewhat of a tomboy. :-)

But still, a lot more pairs than I have.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)

585 Paul Harrell just did a video on the .223 vs. 5.56 ammo......

https://tinyurl.com/sjatn5s


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (Z+IKu)

586 > Give me a break. Honest typo.

That's what NASA said when the 400 million dollar spacecraft crashed.

That shit matters. It really does.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (Ewo9R)

587 Hell, we've got more than 5 just in our bedroom.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (4/sxt)

588 That happened to a DEA agent who disappeared in Indian Territory.

That's right, they made Waders Of The Lost Narc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 08:59 PM (LxWV7)

**GROAN***

Posted by: Cheribebe at February 12, 2020 09:12 PM (a4qVe)

589 Carole Lombard had a smokin bod.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 12, 2020 09:12 PM (txdQo)

590
Oh no, must control myself, must... control... filthy... mouth...

My adorable little stepdaughter is telling her mom riddles and jokes. "Why was the chicken so tired," she asks. Mom can't figure it out, so she asks "YD, do you have any ideas?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 09:12 PM (uKj5K)

591 That's right; the Left will go back to Pre-Christ because that's where everything went wrong, they'll say.

----

No, they'll be totally happy just going back to the court of Caligula.

And that was post-Christ.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 09:12 PM (GcvMs)

592 Steve your sister better not look at gun forums online.

Or think about the fact that people right there in her area probably have 25 guns or more.

How many clubs in golf bag? 14, by rule. Different clubs for different purposes.

Posted by: rhomboid


That 14 rule? Is that tournament rules, or everyday duffer rules?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:12 PM (S9U/P)

593 Primordial Soup is RAYCISSS! REEEEEE!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 09:10 PM (HaL55)

I spent too many hours last night wikibating over plate tectonics and the Hadean and Archaean eras....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 09:12 PM (Ct55T)

594 Velvet, sounds good :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

595 The sad thing about the number of guns and amount of ammo you may die with is it is very unlikely some of your nearest and dearest will look at that collection and realize just how normal and reserved you were during your life..... with some of the batshit crazy going on all around you.

Posted by: Rex B at February 12, 2020 09:12 PM (6aBz6)

596 Wait until he brings out the hot sauce!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (BiNEL)


I knew Texas Pete, he was king of the Rumba beat!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 09:13 PM (2N7oZ)

597 RexB, fair enough

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)

598 Why do I get the snese that something is missing from this post?
What about Antifa Thugs figuring out that they can be hit just as hard as they hit?

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at February 12, 2020 09:14 PM (af5xa)

599 The innocent little Indian crap has got to stop. They may not have had high tech, but they weren't children or total saints.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (eoQWY)

The 18th century Indian attacks in the Susquehanna Valley in Pennsylvania are a prime example of this - given guns and money by the British, the Iroquois Indians of Western NY killed most of the settlers in the valley during the Revolutionary War not for land or hunting rights, but to achieve mastery over other rival tribes with guns and support from the British.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 09:14 PM (32YRo)

600 I always showed up to vote against someone. Because I always felt like voting against scumbags was my civic duty in a binary exercise.

Until Trump. I voted FOR him.

Democrats and Never Trumpers should have a tough time claiming he is a scumbag by then. Or, at least that he is a bigger scumbag than whatever lying corrupt nepotistic Democrat ends up on the ticket.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at February 12, 2020 09:14 PM (QxTuE)

601 570 Biden's stealing Hillary's lines now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

He's struggling trying to pronounce "deplorables"??
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

Hey let's leave that Broadway stuff for the Buttygig voters, huh? Ahh.... God love ya'....

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 09:15 PM (Ct55T)

602 dammit - now I want one that shoots something @ .556

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 09:15 PM (e284m)

603 Why would he care? He's retired.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Maybe he sees the walls coming off and the wheels closing in.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2020 09:15 PM (sGotD)

604 Oh no, must control myself, must... control... filthy... mouth...

My adorable little stepdaughter is telling her mom riddles and jokes. "Why was the chicken so tired," she asks. Mom can't figure it out, so she asks "YD, do you have any ideas?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


"After getting humped all day..."

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:15 PM (S9U/P)

605 Saw a news link today about a suitcase full of little dead birds from China, labeled "cat and dog food." In a US airport yesterday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:16 PM (ptqGC)

606 dammit - now I want one that shoots something @ .556
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 09:15 PM


You can do better, you know ...

Posted by: Brown Bess at February 12, 2020 09:16 PM (DMUuz)

607 I think Biden's next slip will be sponic chroonerisms.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

608 It would be interesting to see a flash mob of Antifa goons getting blown away Bernie Goetz style in Texas or South Carolina and the jury universally finding the shooter innocent. It would be like Charlottesville on steroids for the FNM


Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2020 08:44 PM (WdocV)

I think there was a shooting in an Antifa skirmish in Seattle early on and the shooter was not arrested because of self defense.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:16 PM (eoQWY)

609
If it is anything like the Malaysian M80Ball surplus that I have bought, it will run just a little dirty and a bit hot so as Melmoth notes above, make sure you barrel is chambered 5.56.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 09:09 PM (yQpMk)


Currently in stock: 3

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 09:16 PM (ZfRYq)

610 dammit - now I want one that shoots something @ .556

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 09:15 PM (e284m)


helluva kick.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (aS1PU)

611 >>> 605 Saw a news link today about a suitcase full of little dead birds from China, labeled "cat and dog food." In a US airport yesterday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:16 PM (ptqGC)

Clearly imposing tariffs on anything from China is bad because rayciss.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (0ReGO)

612 595
The sad thing about the number of guns and amount of ammo you may die
with is it is very unlikely some of your nearest and dearest will look
at that collection and realize just how normal and reserved you were
during your life..... with some of the batshit crazy going on all around
you.

Posted by: Rex B at February 12, 2020 09:12 PM (6aBz6)
Well, I figure the wife can give me a really nice Viking funeral if she sells all the weapons and ammo after I'm gone, and have enough left over for a long cruise.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (e284m)

613 Biden's stealing Hillary's lines now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)


What difference, at this point, does it make?!?

Posted by: db at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (VfzSy)

614 Iowa Demo chair just resigned. BAHAHAH.
Xhe was the best mole the Republicans ever placed.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (ykYG2)

615 While you are at Centerfire, note the no-furniture M16A1 kits for $249. I bought one of their $299 kits and the only difference is that the former is missing the dustcover which will cost you all of $10 to replace.

Paired with a $30 Anderson lower, it built out a nice rifle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (yQpMk)

616 566 Swalwell: Impeaching Trump Over Roger Stone Is Not Off the Table



Great! By all means go for it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 09:08 PM (85Gof)


They also want Barr to quit or they'll impeach him too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 09:09 PM (TGRa1)


Yeah, because according to MSLSD over the past 36 hours, it's only a baby step from PDT "interfering" in the Holy Process Of Independent DoJ Work for Roger Stone, to the crowning Of Emperor Trump and the immediate execution of all Trump enemies.

Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (AMIL/)

617 481
Not to be an alarmist, but the containment of corona appears to have
been overstated. Acknowledged cases went up 14,000 or so this latest
report.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 08:54 PM (JCrfD)

See my comments @324 and @350.Containment has not changed all the "new cases" are in China. They've "corrected" their counts a bit.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (XzVUd)

618 Currently in stock: 3


I should get a commission.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 09:18 PM (yQpMk)

619 I spent too many hours last night wikibating over plate tectonics and the Hadean and Archaean eras....

I just slid in like Kramer from finding out about Mad Anthony Wayne. Dude was a badass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 09:18 PM (HaL55)

620 Always look at the barrel for the Cal. 5.56 stamp. It is known.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 09:18 PM (UUkQp)

621 So tired... gonna hit the sack.

Make sure you close the back door and turn on the porch light.

G'night.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2020 09:19 PM (sGotD)

622 I think Biden's next slip will be sponic chroonerisms.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)


The East India Company would have put lid on that, fat.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 09:19 PM (2N7oZ)

623 helluva kick.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (aS1PU)
Muzzle break, some recoil hydraulics, maybe mount it on a Bobcat.
Shoot, has to be better than my buddy's damned 45/70.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 09:19 PM (e284m)

624 Swalwell: Impeaching Trump Over Roger Stone Is Not Off the Table

Go ahead, you farting idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:19 PM (JCrfD)

625 >>> 620 Always look at the barrel for the Cal. 5.56 stamp. It is known.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 09:18 PM (UUkQp)

Aw, dangit! That was another one that fell into the lake.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2020 09:19 PM (0ReGO)

626 605 - at least it wasn't bats.

Posted by: Khun Ty at February 12, 2020 09:19 PM (WcajV)

627 I hope I get over three hours sleep tonight.

Grrrrrrrrr

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

628 I think people can't figure out which of the people they're supposed to vote for,

Pretty well admitting that huge swathes of the Democrats are awaiting instructions from someone else to tell them for whom they should vote.

No wonder they're sad.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 12, 2020 09:20 PM (17+9D)

629 Seems Gabe is further beclowning himself on the twatters. Silly stuff about Stone sentencing request. Oh well. He never rose much above forgettable Beltway conventional wisdom groupthink anyway (and that kind of groupthink has degraded to a very pathetic level).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 09:20 PM (El6T/)

630 the Holy Process Of Independent DoJ Work for Roger Stone, to the crowning Of Emperor Trump and the immediate execution of all Trump enemies.

Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (AMIL/)


Sadly, that is beginning to sound better and better to me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:20 PM (BiNEL)

631 I'm with you, Jane D'oh. The other night I woke up because it felt like someone stabbed me in the back and set my leg on fire. I haven't slept through the night in a month.

Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2020 09:21 PM (MmFTx)

632 Clearly imposing tariffs on anything from China is bad because rayciss.



Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (0ReGO)


Just got an e-mail saying my laptop shipment is delayed. I'm thinking of soaking the box in bleach when it finally arrives.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 09:21 PM (2N7oZ)

633 Hrothgar, I still haven't heard from the woman with the Kipling collection.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

634 Dumb*as Schemee needs to pay attention to his day job. Reported coronavirus cases jumped 33% to 60k overnight and he's worried about protecting out of control Mueller team.

Posted by: ChasAtlas at February 12, 2020 09:22 PM (N3Drz)

635 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

Been said here before, but a lot of people swear by melatonin.

Doesn't seem to work well for me though!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:22 PM (BiNEL)

636 582 Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (+0uDE)



Jump is due to change in Chinese reporting. See @324 and @350.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:22 PM (XzVUd)

637 Swalwell: Impeaching Trump Over Roger Stone Is Not Off the Table


That guy has a serious case of backfeifengesicht.

Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2020 09:23 PM (MmFTx)

638 Are they at mass graves and diesel fuel yet?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 09:23 PM (e284m)

639
Another OT:

Smokin' hawt Limey chick guitar player uses a Talk Box for the first time.

Skip to around 4:20 for the sexay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9GkW7Kr-k

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 09:23 PM (EXsve)

640 Hrothgar, I still haven't heard from the woman with the Kipling collection.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:21 PM (ptqGC)


The fist fight at the NoVAMoMee over that collection is gonna be awesome!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

641 Melatonin used to work for me. Now it gives me the heebee jeebies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

642 Been said here before, but a lot of people swear by melatonin.



Doesn't seem to work well for me though!


They apparently didn't tell you the part where you're supposed to mix in the heroin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 09:24 PM (HaL55)

643 I spent too many hours last night wikibating over plate tectonics and the Hadean and Archaean eras....

I just slid in like Kramer from finding out about Mad Anthony Wayne. Dude was a badass.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 09:18 PM (HaL55)

He avenged the largest defeat the US Army had against Indians, in a battle with no name in a war with no name.

His march camps toward the Indian towns became the towns and cities in Western Ohio, a days march apart. The city of Fort Wayne is the fort he built after the win on the Miami indian tribes. The place where he beat the Indians and drove out the English is now Toledo, Ohio.

The Brits were supporting the tribes and not evacuating the forts in the Great Lakes supposedly given up after the Revolution.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:24 PM (eoQWY)

644 How can they enforce the UCMJ, when the knowingly BROKE the UCMJ?

What do you mean?

Posted by: Bradley Manning at February 12, 2020 09:24 PM (MTxDQ)

645 Depending how they are measuring the Death rate from the Corona Virus ranges form 20% if they under report cases to 1% if everyone in the quarantine with the sniffles and a low fever gets reported.

The big problem is different Chinese officials are using different reporting method based on what makes their personal department better.

In other words the Bureaucracy is deceiving the world to make it's self look better no matter what the risk to the public may be.

So business as usual.

Posted by: Big V at February 12, 2020 09:24 PM (y/fJ4)

646 That guy has a serious case of backfeifengesicht.

Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2020 09:23 PM (MmFTx)


Sorry, I had Mexican for lunch.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at February 12, 2020 09:24 PM (2N7oZ)

647 Is that Lisa Page tweet real?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 09:24 PM (PUmDY)

648 You wanna know what it's gonna be truly like? He pulls a knife, you pull a helicopter with gattling guns and hellfires. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you throw one of his out of the helicopter from 9000 feet. That's the American way and that's how we get Sanders.

Posted by: Han Yolo at February 12, 2020 09:24 PM (k5hWy)

649 Magnesium and 25 mg benadryl
Nighty night

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2020 09:25 PM (s2LSa)

650
Yeah, because according to MSLSD over the past 36 hours, it's only a baby step from PDT "interfering" in the Holy Process Of Independent DoJ Work for Roger Stone, to the crowning Of Emperor Trump and the immediate execution of all Trump enemies.
Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (AMIL/)

When do we start?

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 09:25 PM (+0uDE)

651 636 582 Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 09:11 PM (+0uDE)



Jump is due to change in Chinese reporting. See @324 and @350.

OK, I feel so much better...

Posted by: ChasAtlas at February 12, 2020 09:25 PM (N3Drz)

652 Is that Lisa Page tweet real?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 09:24 PM (PUmDY)

Nobody could be so dopey in a parody.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:26 PM (eoQWY)

653 Hrothgar, 3 fingers of Balvenie will have you sleeping like a lamb in cotton.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 09:26 PM (7LXZS)

654 624 Swalwell: Impeaching Trump Over Roger Stone Is Not Off the Table

Go ahead, you farting idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



And this right here is why:


630 the Holy Process Of Independent DoJ Work for Roger Stone, to the crowning Of Emperor Trump and the immediate execution of all Trump enemies.

Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2020 09:17 PM (AMIL/)

Sadly, that is beginning to sound better and better to me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar



...sounds like a perfectly reasonable solution.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 09:26 PM (n+WwS)

655 A Nighty Night? Oh Boy!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 09:26 PM (e284m)

656 Hrothgar, 3 fingers of Balvenie will have you sleeping like a lamb in cotton.
Posted by: Ben Had

----

You misspelled "Valvoline."

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 09:27 PM (GcvMs)

657 Sometimes I really find it hard to believe Stone is already in the sentencing phase, but these bastards like Brennan, Clapper, Comey, McCabe etc etc, have no worries at all, let alone being raided at 3 am. Its disgusting, are there no war time consigliaries in our camp?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2020 09:28 PM (r+sAi)

658 Simulltaneous executions scenes are the best scenes in The Godfather movies

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

659 Magnesium and 25 mg benadryl
Nighty night

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2020 09:25 PM (s2LSa)

Hrothgar, 3 fingers of Balvenie will have you sleeping like a lamb in cotton.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 09:26 PM (7LXZS)


I am a lot more scared of Benadryl than I am of Balvenie!

Maybe I need to reevaluate drinking choices!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:28 PM (BiNEL)

660 Is that Lisa Page tweet real?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 09:24 PM (PUmDY)


I crave humiliation.

Posted by: Lisa at February 12, 2020 09:28 PM (2N7oZ)

661
New riddle from stepdaughter: "what's a frog's favorite drink?" The answer was "Croak-A-Cola."

I guessed "Hop Scotch."

Dang.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 09:29 PM (uKj5K)

662 You misspelled "Valvoline."

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 09:27 PM (GcvMs)


You misspelled valium.

Posted by: db at February 12, 2020 09:29 PM (VfzSy)

663 They also want Barr to quit or they'll impeach him too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 09:09 PM (TGRa1)

But these people can't really do any of that. They have a majority of one chamber of one branch of the government - they can all go get bent.

Sure, trouble is something they can cause, but that's pretty much it, constitutionally - even with the press baying in unison with them at their enemies. They can all go scratch their asses as far as the American people are concerned.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 09:29 PM (32YRo)

664 So business as usual.

Posted by: Big V at February 12, 2020 09:24 PM (y/fJ4)

Look at the JHU map. Zoom in a couple of clicks and then click individual circles. Almost all the deaths are in Hubei.Link: https://tinyurl.com/usg22wwReason is that they are overwhelmed with cases.Dr. John Campbell has (see @350 above) has a whole series of videos where he reviews papers from the medical literature describing the progress of the disease.To make a long story short, patients typically suffer from pneuomonia about 10 days into the illness where they need oxygen for 2-3 days and then they recover. Even well equipped western hospitals can only supply oxygen to about 300 patients.So that's the problem in Wuhan, itself. Just insufficient resources. It will be a problem in the west if there really is a pandemic.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:29 PM (XzVUd)

665
oh right.



well no one used the hooves or vagina.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (PbpT7)


Ace there was that one tribe that made a sort of handcrafted . . . Folk art, really. Well, it sort of had the functions of . . . A castanet.


Tribe was terrible at stealth. You could always hear them coming.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2020 09:29 PM (6rS3m)

666 Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:22 PM (XzVUd

Thank you.

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2020 09:30 PM (+0uDE)

667 Kill Pixy

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:30 PM (XzVUd)

668 I am a lot more scared of Benadryl than I am of Balvenie!

Maybe I need to reevaluate drinking choices!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

---

Come on over to my place.

I have a cask of Amontillado.

...It's down in the basement.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 09:30 PM (GcvMs)

669 You misspelled "Valvoline."

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 09:27 PM (GcvMs)

You misspelled valium.
Posted by: db

----

You misspelled "AquaVelva."

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 09:31 PM (GcvMs)

670 641 Melatonin used to work for me. Now it gives me the heebee jeebies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



I stopped using Melatonin when I started getting freaky dreams. I want to sleep, not have my Spirit Animal terrify me. I swear the chief ingredient in Melatonin is peyote. I've been using Sominex and it has worked ok as of late.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 09:31 PM (n+WwS)

671 RKae, I have title to one square foot of peat bog in Scotland and that's where I like it - not in my scotch.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 09:31 PM (7LXZS)

672 Hooves and vagina? Sounds like a succubus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

673 Benadryl doesn't do a damned thing sleep-wise for me. Nada, nothing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2020 09:32 PM (EgshT)

674 They also want Barr to quit or they'll impeach him too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 09:09 PM (TGRa1)

But these people can't really do any of that. They have a majority of one chamber of one branch of the government - they can all go get bent.

Sure, trouble is something they can cause, but that's pretty much it, constitutionally - even with the press baying in unison with them at their enemies. They can all go scratch their asses as far as the American people are concerned.
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 09:29 PM (32YRo)

Please let them...the last fiasco put PDT up 10 points. Another absurd show trial and it would surely assure a landslide and 4 more years. Please do it dems

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 09:32 PM (85Gof)

675 Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 09:30 PM (GcvMs)

Montresor, I'll be right over!

Posted by: Commissar Fortunato at February 12, 2020 09:33 PM (BiNEL)

676 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2020 09:28 PM (r+sAi)

I probably could accept it better if those traitors just kept their mouths shut and didn't constantly taunt us about them still being free and continue to attack Trump and his supporters. Lisa Page being the latest example with her tweet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:33 PM (2DOZq)

677
Benadryl doesn't do a damned thing sleep-wise for me. Nada, nothing.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2020 09:32 PM (EgshT)

Huh. It puts me down like a dog in the street.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 09:33 PM (uKj5K)

678 I'm sipping tequila over ice with a ton of lime to kill the taste of the tequila. My favorite bar tender convinced me it's better than Tito's.

Brrrrr.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:33 PM (ptqGC)

679

Buffalo Vagina Soldier was a special ops unit, very secret. Operated behind enemy lines like pantomime horses. The training was hell...

Posted by: Ea T'me at February 12, 2020 09:34 PM (zHK2c)

680 In other words the Bureaucracy is deceiving the world to make it's self
look better no matter what the risk to the public may be.



So business as usual.


It's a cryin' shame we can't whip together some sort of program to take advantage of the China situation where we prolly won't be able to get parts from them so we'll just have to make them here from now on.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 09:34 PM (HaL55)

681 Benadryl knocks me on my butt. I can't function the next day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

682 It wouldn't surprise me if Trump is impeached again.

We are talking about the party of It'll Work THIS time, you know.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 09:34 PM (bT7Yc)

683 Huh. It puts me down like a dog in the street.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 09:33 PM (uKj5K)


Hmm.

Posted by: Hunter at February 12, 2020 09:34 PM (2N7oZ)

684
We, the Trump Nation, agree to suspend the constitution for 180 days so that the family business may be finished. Make your ancestors proud!

Posted by: drink like a viking at February 12, 2020 09:35 PM (WX+x0)

685
Heh, this one actually made me laugh:

"Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?"

"Because they're too tough to iron."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 09:35 PM (uKj5K)

686 It does the same thing to my husband, Jane. It doesn't make me sleepy at all.

Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2020 09:35 PM (MmFTx)

687 Night all. Gonna try to read myself to sleep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (ptqGC)

688 I must have gotten bootleg benadryl.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (EgshT)

689 Night all. Gonna try to read myself to sleep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Night Jane.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (S9U/P)

690 Night, D'oh girl.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (uKj5K)

691 NOOD

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (XzVUd)

692 Purple drank and skittles, people.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (bT7Yc)

693 Cook County States Attorney Kim Foxx responded to news that an special prosecutor issued new charges against Empire actor Jussie Smollett, who allegeldy faked a hate crime back in January of 2019, by blaming politics and the era of Donald Trump for her offices woes.

man is PDT all powerful or what? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (85Gof)

694 Hadean and Archaean eras were awesome. When Earth was like Venus.
No magnetic field; no oxygen. For almost 4 billion years.
I bet most 'habitable' planets outside our solar system are like that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

695 If two grown men get into a physical fight and neither is seriously injured, both suck at fighting.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (SqopC)

696 I think benadryl was Bill Cosby's drug of choice.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:38 PM (2DOZq)

697 Buffalo Vagina Soldier was a special ops unit, very
secret. Operated behind enemy lines like pantomime horses. The training
was hell...

Posted by: Ea T'me at February 12, 2020 09:34 PM (zHK2c)


Just don't disguise yourself as a cow!

Posted by: Nigel at February 12, 2020 09:38 PM (2N7oZ)

698 ONT is up

Posted by: db at February 12, 2020 09:38 PM (VfzSy)

699 Sweet Dreams, Jane

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 09:38 PM (7LXZS)

700 Dude if you get in a fight and nobody gets a broken bone in his face, that's called a "slap fight," and it means your both gay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (uKj5K)

701 I stopped using Melatonin when I started getting freaky dreams. I want to sleep, not have my Spirit Animal terrify me. I swear the chief ingredient in Melatonin is peyote. I've been using Sominex and it has worked ok as of late.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 09:31 PM (n+WwS)


Interesting. I rarely dream, but I have started using melatonin, although still not sleeping worth a damn. But Monday night, I woke in a panic because Mrs H wasn't in the house and hadn't come back from the barn. I was on my way outside to check on her when I remembered...


She passed in 2014.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (BiNEL)

702 Swalwell: Impeaching Trump Over Roger Stone Is Not Off the Table

During the Shampeachment trial, one of the House managers started prepping this battlefield. He (Jefferies or the Colorado Rep; I can't remember) said a President could be impeached for issuing a pardon in order to keep the recipient from testifying to crimes committed by POTUS (in return for a deal from the prosecution). He said such a situation would override POTUS's Constitutional unlimited power to issue pardons. (I kid you not - that was said!) It would be both Abuse of Power and Obstruction of Justice!

And sure enough, MSLSD is now rhetorically asking what Stone really knows about Trump's collusion with Russia in 2016, and how Trump is trying to keep Stone quiet with a reduced sentence, and a pardon sooner than later.

Incredible insanity on display, again.

Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2020 09:40 PM (AMIL/)

703
Hrothgar, that's fucked. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (uKj5K)

704 Hrothgar, You and your Spirit Animal must have loved her deeply. I can't imagine. Very sorry.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (SqopC)

705 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (2B9A/)

706 Cook County States Attorney Kim Foxx responded to
news that an special prosecutor issued new charges against Empire actor
Jussie Smollett, who allegeldy faked a hate crime back in January of
2019, by blaming politics and the era of Donald Trump for her offices
woes.



man is PDT all powerful or what? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (85Gof)


As bad as she is, the fvckwits in Crook County will reelect her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (TGRa1)

707 703
Hrothgar, that's fucked. I'm sorry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (uKj5K)
704 Hrothgar, You and your Spirit Animal must have loved her deeply. I can't imagine. Very sorry.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (SqopC)



Thanks!@

I so rarely dream, but I was effing there if you know what I mean!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:48 PM (BiNEL)

708 Eromero, Mrs. E, and little Pepperdog are sleeping in the camper tonight. It is 30 feet from this keyboard and is parked under the shelter. We are doing a sleep study in a new (to us) trailer and my sleep aid of choice will be Captain Morgan. I wish to to thank all my colleagues for the pharmacological advice.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 09:52 PM (UUkQp)

709 If you think to vote for a democrat is the proper thing to do as a Republican, odds are you aren't one.

Posted by: DaveM at February 12, 2020 09:54 PM (WWC3Y)

710 ..Hrothgar, 3 fingers of Balvenie will have you sleeping like a lamb in cotton.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 09:26 PM (7LXZS)



*hands Hrothgar a 96 oz. Buc-ee's tumbler*

Here matey, do like you're told and pour three fingers worth in here!

Lamb in cotton, at the minimum!


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (QzJWU)

711 Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (QzJWU)



Baaaaaa

Baaaaaa

slumps to the floor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:58 PM (BiNEL)

712 Reached in the cabinet for Captain Morgan and Kraken wrapped around my hand. So Kraken it is.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (UUkQp)

713 I've said this other places:
The left expects to slap people around and still be able to demand that their opponents be restrained by the Marquis d'Queensbury rules.
When it all really cuts loose, the right won't be restrained by the Marquis d'Sade rules.

Posted by: Captain Comic at February 12, 2020 10:09 PM (vffp7)

714
"Funny how they keep invading places and keep being not greeted as liberators."

1943: Occupied France

Cucks: We're here to liberate you!

French Resistance: In truth, as much as we loathe the Nazis, we like them better than you.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (8usCR)

715 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 12, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno)

716 These assaults on Trump supporters and GOP supporters are becoming more brazen and more frequent. And eventually, this is going to happen in a place where a citizen is able to defend himself and some antifa thug wannabe is going to get seriously hurt when he throws a punch at the wrong person.

I'm shocked it hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at February 13, 2020 12:35 AM (/bKlZ)

717
I think there was a shooting in an Antifa skirmish in Seattle early on and the shooter was not arrested because of self defense.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:16 PM (eoQWY)

Was arrested. Got a hung jury. Prosecutor was pissed.

Posted by: Seattle at February 13, 2020 12:44 AM (e1mEI)

718 Too Much to Dream Is one of the best songs ever.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:00 AM (PUmDY)

719 My high school history teacher always used to say France couldn't throw up their hands fast enouh.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:06 AM (PUmDY)

720 Blood on the Dance Floor is underrated.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:34 AM (PUmDY)

721 Some Antifa thugs are going to pick the wrong persons to attack and beat up and end up dead on the sidewalk with bullet hole in them

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 13, 2020 05:04 PM (wGqjj)

722 Hi colleagues, its impressive post on the topic of educationand completely defined,
keep it up all the time.

Posted by: section-5d665168a902e at February 26, 2020 09:03 AM (yJred)

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