Open Thread

Cal Frieburger wrote a great thread about David French's repellent dishonesty in smearing anyone who disagrees with him.

If you don't like reading on Twitter, this app has the thread with the Twitter nonsense stripped out.

French's claim is -- get this! -- that you're all Bad Christians because you're ignoring the Biblical injunction to love your enemies by subcontracting out your hate to Donald Trump, who hates on your half.

But God is not fooled, because His Hall Monitor on Earth, Saint David French, is telling on you.

Frieburger asks where French shows any Christian love for his enemies -- but finds, get this!, nothing but bad faith and seething hatred.

And Pharasaical posing and selfie-taking before the temple doors.

Meanwhile...

Posted by: Ace at 06:46 PM




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Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 06:48 PM (PbpT7)

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Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2020 06:49 PM (zqs/f)

3 Sorry for minor thread. I'm experimenting making this "chaffle bread," and I'm a very slow and disorganized cook.

I think I have to just move on and try to make the big mac sauce.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

4 French should go back to producing subpar mustard.

Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (J3Rfi)

5 I'm sure Lisa Page will be a comfort to them.

Re: Teh Reverund French, I am highly, highly, highly familiar with his type. I grew up surrounded by his type from childhood through adulthood.

Over 90% of the time, those who attacked as he does did so because they were engaging in inappropriate conduct.

Hmm? What's that? Am I making insinuations without evidence? I'm just holding French to the standard of intellectual integrity which he himself uses.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (GbPPJ)

6 Are you done with the lasagna ?

Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (88xKn)

7 Fuck the French Davidians in particular.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (rBtIz)

8 LIsa Page's twitter entry sounds like "Dear Diary" for an 8th grader.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (WI7YS)

9 At this point all I can do is to pray for David French's soul.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (ykYG2)

10 What's chaffle bread?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (dUJdY)

11 Wow Miz Page sounds upbeat. Wonder what she knows.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (Tnijr)

12 See, I walk away for a minutenand the next thing I know it's NOOD.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (QzF6i)

13
She can't be serious.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (9P5eb)

14 Lisa Page?

The one with the full gummy implants?

Posted by: Miklos, harsh but fair at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (QzkSJ)

15 Saint David French can eat one of Romney's bag of dicks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (1CjJc)

16 >>>6 Are you done with the lasagna ?


No I froze it. Actually, I unfroze one of them, and I have to eat that soon. Maybe I'll abandon the Big Mac plan and just eat that.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (PbpT7)

17 She ain't no more than a paragraph.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (jW9oF)

18 French is such an insufferable twat.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

19
Look at her fucking twitter handle.

The balls...

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (9P5eb)

20
LIsa Page's twitter entry sounds like "Dear Diary" for an 8th grader.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (WI7YS)


Government by middle school mean girls.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (8ZASj)

21 "What's chaffle bread?"

Five dollars. Same as in town.

Posted by: The Chaffel Bread Man at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

22 Open thread? Avenatti jurors reach end of first day of deliberations. I'm already pissed off it wasn't immediate guilty on all charges. WTF?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM (Yp/pV)

23 Open thread?? Ten days til my cruise ya'll !! I'm so excited I'm about to pee my pants!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM (dUJdY)

24 >>>10 What's chaffle bread?


i linked a video about it in the sidebar. It's low carb bread made on a mini waffle maker.

i'm trying to make a white bread hamburger bun.

I guess I managed that part okay.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)

25 Who the hell is David French?

Posted by: klaftern at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM (RuIsu)

26 French is such an insufferable twat.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

May the scales fall from his eyes.

Posted by: Miklos, cross-threading at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (QzkSJ)

27 Ace - you should make pinto beans or boiled peanuts. Also, you should come to the NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (MVjcR)

28 You know what isn't on the right side of history?

The phrase "right side of history."

Fuck anyone who says that. You just removed yourself from logical discourse.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (GcvMs)

29 Lisa Page? What a whore.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (2cuLk)

30 Just avoid blue waffles.

Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (J3Rfi)

31 Aww, poor Lisa. Probably afraid her insurance policy's going to be cancelled.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (BaHwF)

32 If I was on twitter, I would aak this Page creature if she has had a Strzok this week.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (bT7Yc)

33 OT/

Anyone here know anything about Switzerland? Do they have decent coffee? I'm going to St. Moritz for a ski club trip in a couple weeks and am wondering if I should bring my own coffee and brew equipment. I don't wanna be stuck there with subpar coffee all week.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (zqs/f)

34 French is such an insufferable twat.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

May the scales fall from his eyes.
Posted by: Miklos, cross-threading at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (QzkSJ)
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Nah, he's a bottom feeder, like a catfish. Smooth and slimy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (jW9oF)

35 Who the hell is David French?
Posted by: klaftern

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The butler on "Family Affair" who looks sort of like Sargon of Akkad.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (GcvMs)

36 Why is David French?

Posted by: ptschett at home at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (zB+vL)

37 I love that Evangelicals backing PDJT is eating at these midwit's guts.


Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (QLPEO)

38 My vagina candle smells like death. But it's a dry death, so there's that.

Posted by: Lisa Page at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (sWM8x)

39 What's chaffle bread?
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (dUJdY)


Whatever you do, don't look it up on the urban dictionary.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (aS1PU)

40

Yes, David Cocksucker French, tell me more about
the Hellfire and Brimstone that awaits me for not voting for Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (9P5eb)

41 I love how the people who keep telling us to kill our babies, embrace homosexuality, create delusions about gender, promote drug use in our children, etc , have now become moral authorities whose answer to every argument is" because, God".

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (rLZe7)

42
"What's chaffle bread?"
Five dollars. Same as in town.
Posted by: The Chaffel Bread Man

Now do a henway.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (Fc+Gg)

43 Oy!

Posted by: Adriane Wot sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (LPnfS)

44 I ain't no ways know nothing about birthin' no babies.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (q1Pj5)

45
She still calls herself "NatSec" Lisa. She's missing her glory days like some people miss high school. Her only consolation will be that MSM gig she's angling for.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (M9ntN)

46 French is such an insufferable twat.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

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A sentence that works in the plural as well!

The French are such insufferable twats.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (GcvMs)

47 F them all.

With a cactus.

Sideways.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (xptlg)

48 'agony, pain, betrayal' - this energizes and restores me! Lisa Page you unrepentant dumbass - you are giv4ng aid and comfort to your deplorable enemies by posting such emo tripe. I LOVE IT!

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (X12/X)

49 Gotta love a guy who sets him up for judging the wicked - is French auditioning himself up as the head prosecutor for the "Court of Civic Virtue" in the new socialist regime of Bernie Sanders?

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (32YRo)

50 "Anyone here know anything about Switzerland?"

I know that's where the Switzes are from.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (Tnijr)

51 Anyone here know anything about Switzerland? Do they have decent coffee? I'm going to St. Moritz for a ski club trip in a couple weeks and am wondering if I should bring my own coffee and brew equipment. I don't wanna be stuck there with subpar coffee all week.
Posted by: Serious Cat

In Switzerland, tap water costs $11.

Good tap water though.

Posted by: Miklos Fodor's Switzerland on $1500 Dollars a Day at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (QzkSJ)

52 Some how Pastor French reminds me of the preacher in Blazing saddles.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (ORxHX)

53 35 So is Lisa Page

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (ZCEU2)

54 I mean LOVINGLY.

with a cactus. . . sideways.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (xptlg)

55 See, I walk away for a minutenand the next thing I know it's NOOD.
Posted by: Sharon



Walking away is a noob move.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (QLPEO)

56 Oh, the poor, poor, put-upon adulterous whore Lisa. Was she banging Aaron, Adam, Jonathan and Michael too?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (JcXHH)

57 1. I'm trying out a new computer I just got and it's awesome. It's an iMac.

2. It's an iMac from 2009. It's still awesome. It's a lot faster than the old netbooks I've been using. The next test is seeing if it'll run my old Mac laptop hard drive from back when I was a person and had my own business. I'll be able to access all my old cad data. Hopefully.

3. I'm going to have to get the proper keyboard for this thing.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (dwojT)

58 The French are such insufferable twats.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (GcvMs)
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Parisians, mostly. Bretons and Normans are pretty OK.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (jW9oF)

59 Cal did well.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (NSTRH)

60 From the sidebar,

Stephen Price Blair is the man!

and he can cook too!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (7LXZS)

61 Ace, I made keto pepperoni and jalepeno 'bread' for supper. It was great. Keep at it - you'll get the hang of these recipes.

Okay - Not funny, but. . . .

This is from an obit of a buddy of mine who died a week ago:

He was preceded in death by his wife, X., who was fatally injured in their Piper Comanche aircraft in May while receiving instruction through a women's flying program to land the plane in the event (my buddy) became ill.

Irony is so, well, ironic.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (Y4EXg)

62 Lisa Page is a narcissistic, self-deceiving pile of treason.

Posted by: Flyover MAGA at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (Rbu5d)

63 Does that lisa page chick have iranian ties?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (HALdu)

64 Lisa is going to have a gang bang with those guys.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (n+WwS)

65 I think I have to just move on and try to make the big mac sauce. 

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

********

Watch it there fella...

Posted by: Big Mac at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (I1StC)

66 I love how the people who keep telling us to kill our babies, embrace homosexuality, create delusions about gender, promote drug use in our children, etc , have now become moral authorities whose answer to every argument is" because, God".

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy

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There's nothing quite as disjointed as a leftist telling you that you're a bad Christian.

It's like a legless Amish man telling Fred Astaire "You know nothing about dancing!"

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (GcvMs)

67 MOAR EMO COMMISERATING FROM LISA 'GUMBY' PAGE PLEEZ

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (X12/X)

68 Also, you should come to the NoVaMoMe.

Yes!! I'm actually thinking I might try and make it. Working out some other things. It's doable.. worst part is the long drive. Not sure my body can handle it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (dUJdY)

69 63
Lisa Page is a narcissistic, self-deceiving pile of treason.

Posted by: Flyover MAGA


Still reasonably hot, though.

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (T6t7i)

70 Are there any sufferable twats?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (g6Ha5)

71 Anyone here know anything about Switzerland?


Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (zqs/f)

Clocks, cheese with holes, chocolate, and blonde Ingas.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (q1Pj5)

72
I'm glad she specifically mentioned "the rule of law."

I Do Not Want this type of "rule of law" currently being meted in the Dept Of Justice and currently being
peddled by fake conservatives at the bulwark.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (9P5eb)

73 4. It's really nice to be able to load CAD stuff up on a 20" monitor. I hope.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (dwojT)

74 Lisa knows all about those that misuse law.

Nice she got to walk.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (NSTRH)

75 What's a chaffle? About eight times the price of a waffle.

Posted by: 13times at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (K3B2k)

76 David French needs to get the plank out of his eye and Pedro the gardeners dick out of his wife.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (rLZe7)

77 Doing intense yoga to try in improve my flexibility.

Hope to be able to suck my own dick by the 4th of July.

Posted by: David Frenchie at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (txdQo)

78 Trying to cook dinner and still keep up. Tried a new Cajun restaurant for lunch today and was sorely disappointed. How can they call themselves Cajun and they don't serve etouffe or crawfish or alligator?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (QzF6i)

79 38 I love that Evangelicals backing PDJT is eating at these midwit's guts.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (QLPEO)

Yep. Exposed they are.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (1CjJc)

80 Jewells, You don't have to drive all the way. We should talk.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (7LXZS)

81 I love that Evangelicals backing PDJT is eating at these midwit's guts.


Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (QLPEO)


I love that any one of the Bee's Evangelicals just voting for the party most likely to not make their religion illegal appears to be beyond them.

There was this ludicrously insufferable article in NRO from a guy trying to explain why Evangelicals would support Trump that went on and on and on and on and ON belaboring the very basic point that Evangelicals are realists who are choosing from the options given to them and making the least worst choice.

Further also, French is the one who acts as if the President is a religious leader. That's heresy, Pastor French. Heresy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)

82 69 Also, you should come to the NoVaMoMe.

Yes!! I'm actually thinking I might try and make it. Working out some other things. It's doable.. worst part is the long drive. Not sure my body can handle it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (dUJdY)
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Hope you can make it, Jewells!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (JwkED)

83 71 Are there any sufferable twats?

Those that gave birth to us.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (ykYG2)

84 Isn't big Mac sauce like thousand island?

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (NSTRH)

85 Ben.. email me lady. I would love to come. Been talking to Ladyl.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

86 The Sufferable Twats used to open for Heart...

Posted by: klaftern at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (RuIsu)

87
btw, Jackstraw said a long time ago lisa page flipped.

I guess fucking not.

None of these Unindicted Co-Conspirators fear any type of reprisal.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (9P5eb)

88 Who made David French Pope Asshat the First anyways?

Fuck him and his opinions.

And Lisa Page can blow me......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (Z+IKu)

89
81 Jewells, You don't have to drive all the way. We should talk.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (7LXZS)
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Of course! Drive half and walk half!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (JwkED)

90 Lisa Page you fugly clownass, be glad your bitch criminal friends aren't doing a 20 year stretch in Leavenworth. Stupid facciabrutta.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (X12/X)

91 The French are such insufferable twats.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (GcvMs)
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Parisians, mostly. Bretons and Normans are pretty OK.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn.

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Damn that Henry VI for being such a light-in-the-loafers weenie that he lost that chunk of France "and made made his England bleed; which oft our stage hath shown."

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (GcvMs)

92 and blonde Ingas.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM

I thought Inga vas from Sveden. For sure.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (rBtIz)

93 34>> Priorities. I think your's may be askew...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (EK+jJ)

94 Me too Weasel!! Would love to see you again before the October MoMe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (dUJdY)

95 Isn't big Mac sauce like thousand island?
Posted by: willow

That's the "secret" Big Mac sauce.

Posted by: Fast Times at Miklos High at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (QzkSJ)

96 Weasel, I 'm doing your facilitation here.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (7LXZS)

97 order the fondue.

Posted by: trapper's girl at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (JCKh2)

98

♫Anybody here seen my old friend Adam? Can you tell me where he's gone?♫

Posted by: Neon Deon at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (aKsyK)

99 btw, Jackstraw said a long time ago lisa page flipped.

I guess fucking not.

None of these Unindicted Co-Conspirators fear any type of reprisal.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February



I do not know if she flipped or not but this tweet suggest nothing either way.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (HALdu)

100 Someone on twitter referred to Lisa Page as Lisa Backpage and now I want to start a GoFundMe to bribe her into legally changing her name.

Posted by: joefl65 at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (TV1xT)

101 I saw Repellent Dishonesty open for OneRepublic at the Palladium back in 2017.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (zr5Kq)

102 97 Weasel, I 'm doing your facilitation here.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (7LXZS)
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I know! Thank you!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (MVjcR)

103 79> The best blackened fish I've ever had was at a Thai restaurant.

Posted by: 13times at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (K3B2k)

104 >>Anyone here know anything about Switzerland? Do they have decent coffee?

Switzerland has great coffee. There is a big Italian presence in Switzerland so yea, excellent.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)

105 I do not know if she flipped or not but this tweet suggest nothing either way.

Posted by: not so


That's not how things are done around here. Set your hair on fire already.

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (T6t7i)

106 Jewells>Ladyl> MoMe.

And someone from the Philly area bring kallisto.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (7LXZS)

107 51 "Anyone here know anything about Switzerland?"


They have cheese. And cows. The cheese comes from the cows after you hand-rape their cow titties for milk.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (Vy7tf)

108 I hope some morons start a thread doing Lisa Page emo voice. I'm not creative enough.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (X12/X)

109 >>btw, Jackstraw said a long time ago lisa page flipped.

I did? Huh.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

110
I have a feeling the president got sick of Barr and
called him last week and said are you in fucking control over there or not.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (9P5eb)

111 Damn that Henry VI for being such a light-in-the-loafers weenie that he lost that chunk of France "and made made his England bleed; which oft our stage hath shown."

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (GcvMs)
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TBF, a lot of the losing happened when he was a minor child. Not that what came after he was an adult was much better...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (jW9oF)

112 79> The best blackened fish I've ever had was at a Thai restaurant.
Posted by: 13times

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I don't patronize restaurants where I'm forced to wear a Thai.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (GcvMs)

113 Miklos. It's been so long since I ate one I thought I might be misremembering.


I would like French to understand. Those christiany guys we both supported in elections past did alot of fibbing.on abortion and borders..so?

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (NSTRH)

114 Judicial Watch released Rosenstein 5/17 emails. Wonder why he was calling Holder and half a dozen other Obama DOJ appointees before he appointed Mueller?

Posted by: Ever at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (y3cH7)

115 "Anyone here know anything about Switzerland?"

For some reason, they blow on a big horn and shout "riccola!".

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (T6t7i)

116 Isn't big Mac sauce like thousand island?
Posted by: willow



Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (QLPEO)

117 >>>There was this ludicrously insufferable article in NRO from a guy trying to explain why Evangelicals would support Trump that went on and on and on and on and ON belaboring the very basic point that Evangelicals are realists who are choosing from the options given to them and making the least worst choice.


a friend linked that to me and said "They're still writing about the same fucking thing that was obvious four years ago and explained and re-explained three years ago."

Someone I know goes to the Meeting of the Concerned. This person says that literally all they do is perseverate the same question: "What happened?" They're still asking each other what happened and why.

So I guess a lot of these meltbrains remain frozen in the moment before the Tragedy that broke them.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

118 The sole Democratic reason for existence is hatred

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (g6Ha5)

119
Isn't big Mac sauce like thousand island?
Posted by: willow


Eight hundred island

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (aKsyK)

120 French is a Pharisee.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

121 I'll be coming from DC probably via UBER. If anyone wants to share, let me know.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (QzF6i)

122 Making bread is too kneady

Posted by: IanDeal at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (vgGyZ)

123 >>French's claim is -- get this! -- that you're all Bad Christians because you're ignoring the Biblical injunction to love your enemies by subcontracting out your hate to Donald Trump, who hates on your half.

Isn't that the dictionary definition of "taking the Lord's name in vain"? That is, using the Lord as justification to make claims that are not in his teachings?

(Help me out here Christians, all I know about this I learned in pamphlets I used to read waiting for the laundry to wash and dry)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (LWu6U)

124 So... I didn't build my business, but Obama is responsible for the economy.

Yeah, no. President "you didn't build that" doesn't get to take credit for anything good ON PRINCIPLE!


Posted by: MadRocketSci at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (+G8SK)

125 "Anyone here know anything about Switzerland?"

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There are some good things about Switzerland.

I know their flag is a big plus!

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (GcvMs)

126 Switzerland, Their cheese is full of holes.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (7LXZS)

127 Switzerland is an Alpine water locked nation in Europe.

It's main export is chocolate and felt.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (QLPEO)

128
"Anyone here know anything about Switzerland?"




Switzerland....is a small country.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)

129 Max Boot beclowns himself by trying to advise the Democrats. Turns out by the comments they don't want his advice.

@MaxBoot
Please, Democrats, do the smart thing and coalesce quickly around one of the three moderates-Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, or Michael Bloomberg- who are still standing after the first two contests. The future of our democracy may depend on it.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (wiXsO)

130 I don't patronize restaurants where I'm forced to wear a Thai.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (GcvMs)
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Oh, come on, they're small. Wear two!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (jW9oF)

131

Tell us again how Rosenstein is our pal.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (9P5eb)

132 I do not know if she flipped or not but this tweet suggest nothing either way.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (HALdu)

You usually don't send a tweet about being on the right side of history for something similar to the things you supposedly flipped on. I think that's definitely an indication.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (2DOZq)

133 The NeverTrumpers have revealed that they are loathsome toadies, eager to do and say anything for a dollar. They have no principles, other than "Me first, gimme gimme gimme."

How they can look themselves in the mirror is a mystery. I suppose having absolutely no conscience or self-awareness helps. And of course, they only have to appeal to the money people--useless things like American citizens don't count. After all, how many donations have they made?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (l9m7l)

134 TBF, a lot of the losing happened when he was a minor child.

That's a problem with absolute monarchy [that and the inbreeding]. Barron Trump may well grow up to be an excellent President. Doesn't mean he'd be the best choice to be President today.

[unless a regency-council made of Ted Cruz, Clarence Thomas, and Mencius Moldbug were serving orders in Barron's name.]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (ykYG2)

135 These meltbrains remain frozen

Yet they act like all the kings horses and all the kings men can put Humpty Dumpty together again if they just sell enough cruise tickets.

Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (J3Rfi)

136 123 Making bread is too kneady

Posted by: IanDeal at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (vgGyZ)

Crumby pun.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)

137 lisa page can go swim in a vat of molten lava.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)

138 122 I'll be coming from DC probably via UBER. If anyone wants to share, let me know.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (QzF6i)
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Look forward to meeting you, Sharon(wa)!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (MVjcR)

139 I'm not sure who God hates and who He doesn't but I'm certain He hates those that take His name in vain.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (cNlpM)

140 Switzerland is known for avalanches, yodeling and other winter activities.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (zr5Kq)

141 Making bread is too kneady

But good people can rise to the occasion.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (dUJdY)

142 So I guess a lot of these meltbrains remain frozen in the moment before the Tragedy that broke them.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

Its like unearthing a Siberian Mastodon! Frozen, recognizable, but...still brain dead.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 07:06 PM (32YRo)

143 I don't patronize restaurants where I'm forced to wear a Thai.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM

Seriously. That's best left to the privacy of your own home.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 07:06 PM (rBtIz)

144 Swiss is the sound of a basketball hitting nothing but net.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:06 PM (bT7Yc)

145
"Anyone here know anything about Switzerland?"

Five hundred years and nothing but a cuckoo clock.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)

146 okay I'm giving up on the chaffle Big Mac tonight. I'll put the bread I made in the fridge and try tomorrow.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:06 PM (PbpT7)

147 Sorry, French. Your rant falls on deaf ears here. I'm a heathen.

What say you now?

Posted by: creeper at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (XxJt1)

148 K Street Hookers - French et al

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (F8Y7G)

149
How is Fake News daring to continue to push Bloomberg when he didn't even exist to anyone
in NH or Iowa?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (9P5eb)

150 Isn't that the dictionary definition of "taking the Lord's name in vain"? That is, using the Lord as justification to make claims that are not in his teachings?

(Help me out here Christians, all I know about this I learned in pamphlets I used to read waiting for the laundry to wash and dry)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

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Yes.

"Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain" does not refer to screaming it when you drop a fridge on your toe.

It's referring to saying "God told me to tell you..." or claiming to speak for God in any wrong manner.

...Even so. If you drop a fridge on your toe, do try to say "Drat" or "Dang it."

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (GcvMs)

151 @MaxBoot
https://tinyurl.com/tznufsv

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (wiXsO)

152 "French's claim is -- get this! -- that you're all Bad Christians because
you're ignoring the Biblical injunction to love your enemies by
subcontracting out your hate to Donald Trump, who hates on your half."

I keep waiting for the left to try to jerk Catholics around by the doctrine of papal infallibility. Maybe they did and I ignored it due to being pretty lapsed for a Catholic at this point.

Posted by: MadRocketSci at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (+G8SK)

153 67 I love how the people who keep telling us to kill our babies, embrace homosexuality, create delusions about gender, promote drug use in our children, etc , have now become moral authorities whose answer to every argument is" because, God".

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy

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There's nothing quite as disjointed as a leftist telling you that you're a bad Christian.

It's like a legless Amish man telling Fred Astaire "You know nothing about dancing!"

Posted by: RKae



It's called 'Godsplaining'. A favorite manipulative tactic done by those who view God as an accessory against those who know God as a Savior.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (n+WwS)

154 I really hope she no longer has a security clearance.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (d7Ww2)

155 Switzerland, one of the whitest countries, named their mountain after the one in Disneyland.

Posted by: AOC at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

156 121 French is a Pharisee.

Speaking as a quasi Jew, this is an insult to the Pharisees.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (ykYG2)

157 Ace, I had a chaffle bread sandwich for lunch!! I have a super simple recipe.

One third shredded mozzarella cheese and an egg. Mix up and pour into two mini dash waffle makers. Cook 4 minutes then remove and cool.

I add herbs or seasoning if I want to jazz it up. Use for sandwiches, eggs Benedict, etc.

I hate the name chaffle but it seems to have stuck.

Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (7ZqtG)

158 You've all been bad bad boys and girls. :-/


Posted by: MadRocketSci at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (+G8SK)

159
I was told that all the bad actors, brennan, etc. were scared shit.

They sure ain't showing it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (9P5eb)

160 Making bread is too kneady

Posted by: IanDeal at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (vgGyZ)

Crumby pun.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)


Puns in this group is no place for loafers.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (axyOa)

161 From whore lips to whore ears.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (qu1px)

162 Anyone here know anything about Switzerland?
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Excellent mercenaries, but they are firm about being paid on time and in full. The French had a funny saying about this: "When the money runs out, so do the Swiss."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (jW9oF)

163 Switzerlandsfolk is known for being clearheaded about money - they will take it from anyone and deposit it in secure account no questions asked. Unless you have a subpoena. Then all bets are off !

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (zr5Kq)

164 nurse, big hug for you and you are going to have so much fun at the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (7LXZS)

165 Don't the swiss guard the Pope ?

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (bT7Yc)

166 You usually don't send a tweet about being on the right side of history for something similar to the things you supposedly flipped on. I think that's definitely an indication.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February



Why not? Kind of useful if no one knows you flipped

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)

167 I'm getting the idea that maybe, just maybe, the NoVAMoMee is gonna be LIT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (BiNEL)

168 >>> "Anyone here know anything about Switzerland?"


I know where they keep their Armies. In their sleevies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (1CjJc)

169 Isn't big Mac sauce like thousand island?
Posted by: willow

Eight hundred island
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM

Only in Canada. The exchange rate sucks for them right now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (rBtIz)

170 Making bread too kneady?

Wonder why?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (zre6V)

171 Liaa Page is my hero.

To be so completely guilty of crimes against our nation but to be so brazen in her righteousness. It's breathtaking.

We can all learn a lesson in chutzpah from ol' Horse-teeth.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (KB5yB)

172 lisa page can go swim in a vat of molten lava.

Posted by: nurse ratched

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I think it's virgins who are thrown into volcanoes, not trollops.

But she can be used for practice, like a movie star's stand-in.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (GcvMs)

173 French's unironic use of the word "hater" alone disqualifies him from speaking among adults.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (BifcO)

174 Don't the swiss guard the Pope ?
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (bT7Yc)

I know the Vikings guard the Patriarch....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Ct55T)

175 So I guess a lot of these meltbrains remain frozen in the moment before the Tragedy that broke them.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)



Gah, there's a specific psychological term for this, something like ego protection? That may be wildly wrong. But it's about how the mind will just reject information that requires the person admit that how they view the world is incorrect. So minds being stuck is fairly accurate.

What really annoyed me about that piece was how desperately in need of editing it was. It wasn't wrong and had some moderately interesting points but those were lost in the weeds. I was wondering if the writer got paid by the word or something.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (GbPPJ)

176 Max Boot beclowns himself by trying to advise the Democrats. Turns out by the comments they don't want his advice.

@MaxBoot
Please, Democrats, do the smart thing and coalesce quickly around one of the three moderates-Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, or Michael Bloomberg- who are still standing after the first two contests. The future of our democracy may depend on it.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (wiXsO)


Does that make it official that everyone hates that loathsome toad?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Yp/pV)

177 Please, Democrats, do the smart thing and >>>coalesce quickly around one of the three moderates-Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, or Michael Bloomberg- who are still standing after the first two contests. The future of our democracy may depend on it.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (wiXsO)

Sneaky Pete - a moderate? Sure, sure, giving away free healthcare to open border crossing illegals...so, so moderate. Thanks Max Boot- ajudge licker.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (32YRo)

178 "But God is not fooled, because His Hall Monitor on Earth, Saint David French, is telling on you."

NOBODY says it better than Ace! God, how I love this site!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (DbadI)

179 Isn't the Pope's personal guard Swiss?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (g6Ha5)

180 168 I'm getting the idea that maybe, just maybe, the NoVAMoMee is gonna be LIT!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (BiNEL)
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Yep! It's shaping up to be epic!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (MVjcR)

181 These comments are getting a little crusty.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (7LXZS)

182 I have a feeling the president got sick of Barr and
called him last week and said are you in fucking control over there or not.


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (9P5eb)

Barr is a company guy first, and Mueller is a personal friend of his. Barr is gonna protect the DoJ first and foremost.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (EK+jJ)

183 Switzerland, coffee, (there is always Starbucks) is good, actually very good. Just don't expect prices that don't break the bank. Starbucks is probably more reasonable in price, but I'd spend more for a good cup of Swiss coffee.

Posted by: Colin at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (TOwRr)

184 161 Making bread is too kneady

Posted by: IanDeal at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (vgGyZ)

Crumby pun.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)


Puns in this group is no place for loafers.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (axyOa)

Wise words, no matter how you slice it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (1CjJc)

185 Don't the swiss guard the Pope ?
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (bT7Yc)


Yes indeed. Swiss guard is famous for its colorful costumes, devotion the pope and love of cheese.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (zr5Kq)

186 @MaxBoot
Please, Democrats, do the smart thing and coalesce quickly around one of the three moderates-Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, or Michael Bloomberg- who are still standing after the first two contests. The future of our democracy may depend on it.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (wiXsO)



The best thing about that is that when they are stringing him up after the coup he is going to be screaming "but I am one of you!

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (HALdu)

187 These bread jokes are stale.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (Y4EXg)

188 If Hitler had won, he would be on the "right side of history"


These people are unprincipled barbarians, through and through.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (Ct55T)

189 Puns in this group is no place for loafers.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (axyOa)


It seems to me that everyone here is an upper crust type!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (BiNEL)

190 There is a treaty that allows only the Vatican to hire Swiss mercenaries.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (F8Y7G)

191 I made Kohlrabi spaghetti once and it wasn't terrible. Shredded Kohlrabi makes for a passable substitute for pasta.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (+0AKE)

192 thank you , Ben Had.

Jordan and I are traveling together, should be a hoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (d7Ww2)

193 Weasel, you got an after hours site picked out?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (7LXZS)

194 Isn't the Pope's personal guard Swiss?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (g6Ha5)


Absolutely not true. Those are fake Swiss.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (zr5Kq)

195 Where in hell do these MSM and left types have the gall to call buttplug a moderate...even that amy broad also, or mini m

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (85Gof)

196 166 Don't the swiss guard the Pope ?
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Yes, and their uniforms are FABULOUS.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (sWM8x)

197 >>Barr is a company guy first, and Mueller is a personal friend of his. Barr is gonna protect the DoJ first and foremost.

Then why did he just blow up the DOJ yesterday?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)

198 I'm really excited about the MoMe. It's my first time! There's no hazing ritual is there?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (QzF6i)

199 Livin' dat halberd life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (Ct55T)

200 Anyone here know anything about Switzerland? Do they have decent coffee? I'm going to St. Moritz for a ski club trip in a couple weeks and am wondering if I should bring my own coffee and brew equipment. I don't wanna be stuck there with subpar coffee all week.
Posted by: Serious Cat

Coffee can be good, but expensive. Actually, everything is expensive. Stupid expensive. Google how to cook using your hotel coffee pot. Grab some erbwurst, esp if you need some extra warmth in your ski bibs.

Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (B7KlG)

201 Silliness is just baked into these bread puns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (zre6V)

202 173
lisa page can go swim in a vat of molten lava.



Posted by: nurse ratched



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I think it's virgins who are thrown into volcanoes, not trollops.



But she can be used for practice, like a movie star's stand-in.





Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (GcvMs)

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Fun fact: you can't actually swim in lava. It's literally liquid rock.

Gollum would have burst into flame when he fell into the Crack of Doom and his charred remains would have splintered on impact.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (cfSRQ)

203 FLOUNDER!

welcome back! you missed an epic week!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (d7Ww2)

204 thank you , Ben Had.

Jordan and I are traveling together, should be a hoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February




before I inquire further, who is Jordan?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (HALdu)

205 194 Weasel, you got an after hours site picked out?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (7LXZS)
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Not yet, but I'm sure we'll figure something out.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (MVjcR)

206 I almost married a Swiss man once. Thank dog sanity prevailed. The Swiss are just as tight-assed as Dems. You do it their way or you get out.

Posted by: creeper at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (XxJt1)

207 I keep waiting for the left to try to jerk Catholics around by the doctrine of papal infallibility. Maybe they did and I ignored it due to being pretty lapsed for a Catholic at this point.

Posted by: MadRocketSci

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They made a big deal out of the current pope being a Jesuit.

I wonder why they haven't pointed out that he's the first lapsed Catholic to become pope?

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (GcvMs)

208 The future is on the right side of history.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (aKsyK)

209 The Swiss wear their underwear outside their clothes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (+0AKE)

210 Will there be enough if the Horde not in jail to raise bail for the MoMe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (F8Y7G)

211 Then why did he just blow up the DOJ yesterday?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)

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Shhh, don't tell them. You'll ruin the surprise.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)

212 Fuck the Dems and fuck Lindsay and the squishy R's - Breitbart was right - WAR

Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (xceTB)

213 Quick bleg reposted from a few days: a few years back, Ace wrote memorably (and I think, insightfully) about how media bias is often reflected in how the press chooses between one of two plausible narratives: when a grassroots newcomer challenges an incumbent, the narrative favors him only when he's an Occupy-style leftist, never when he's coming from the right.


Can't find the original post, can anyone help?

Posted by: Bubba at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (sfE9W)

214 199
I'm really excited about the MoMe. It's my first time! There's no hazing ritual is there?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)


Other than the Walk of Shame, no.

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

215 Who is this David French guy?
Should henceforth be relegated to the world of "Daivd who?"

Posted by: anon at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (TnwAJ)

216 I'm really excited about the MoMe. It's my first time! There's no hazing ritual is there?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

No pants

Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (B7KlG)

217 Fun fact: you can't actually swim in lava. It's literally liquid rock.

Gollum would have burst into flame when he fell into the Crack of Doom and his charred remains would have splintered on impact.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February




That does not seem right

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (HALdu)

218 34. Serious Cat, I haven't been to Europe in some time but pretty sure Switzerland has good coffee. As JS said there's Italianos there, also Froggies.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (X12/X)

219 True story - Swiss guard uniform was designed by Michelangelo Buonarroti, Florentine.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)

220 My wife wears k-swiss shoes when her outfit requires neutrality.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (bT7Yc)

221 Established in 1506 under Pope Julius II, the Pontifical Swiss Guard is among the oldest military units in the world.

Some of these guys ran out of arm before they ran out of hash marks.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (Y4EXg)

222 Switzerland, one of the whitest countries, named their mountain after the one in Disneyland.

Posted by: AOC at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (Tnijr)


Feel the Berne!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (BiNEL)

223 These bread jokes are stale.
Posted by: Tonypete

---

But there is the seed of something funny in them.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (GcvMs)

224 I'm really excited about the MoMe. It's my first time! There's no hazing ritual is there?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)



Everybody gets jumped in

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (HALdu)

225 199 I'm really excited about the MoMe. It's my first time! There's no hazing ritual is there?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (QzF6i)
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Nah. It's all good! You will have a lot of fun. Ask anyone who has been to one!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (MVjcR)

226 204 FLOUNDER!

welcome back! you missed an epic week!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (d7Ww2)

Thanks. You're telling me. I am all backed up with puns and unfunny retorts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (1CjJc)

227 I'm really excited about the MoMe. It's my first time! There's no hazing ritual is there?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (QzF6i)

Bring your Bikini

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (85Gof)

228 Lisa Page is a lying pony-faced soldier-dog. Or something like that.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (qu1px)

229 [nobody tell Sharon about the mockup of the Barrel that they put out in MoMe's.]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (ykYG2)

230 107. Ben Had you are all right!

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (X12/X)

231 225 I'm really excited about the MoMe. It's my first time! There's no hazing ritual is there?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Nice knowing you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (1CjJc)

232 The best thing about that is that when they are stringing him up after the coup he is going to be screaming "but I am one of you!
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM

No. That side will die in the coup. Patriots will do the stringing up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (rBtIz)

233 208
I keep waiting for the left to try to jerk Catholics around by the
doctrine of papal infallibility. Maybe they did and I ignored it due to
being pretty lapsed for a Catholic at this point.



Posted by: MadRocketSci

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You clearly don't understand the doctrine.

It means the pope is *only* an infallible authority on questions of dogma when backed by the magisterium.

Crap like global warming or voting preference? Nope. Not included.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)

234 Weasel, you're gonna need it because you know how this goes.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (7LXZS)

235 What a heel!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (aKsyK)

236 I'm really excited about the MoMe. It's my first time! There's no hazing ritual is there?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)


Oh you poor dear. Whatever you do, don't talk to Jewells or Ladyl in advance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (BiNEL)

237 Ask anyone who has been to one!
Posted by: Weasel at February



uh, first rule of momees?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (HALdu)

238 Isn't the Pope's personal guard Swiss? 
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (g6Ha5) 


Absolutely not true. Those are fake Swiss.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (zr5Kq)

The Pontifical Guard is composed of Swiss Catholic men who have completed basic training in the Swiss army

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (Izzlo)

239 What a heel!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

---

OK, that's it.

You're toast, buddy.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (GcvMs)

240 According to Archer the Swiss Guard is ruthless.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (g6Ha5)

241 The Swiss wear their underwear outside their clothes.

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Superman at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (9t0Zz)

242 Fun fact: you can't actually swim in lava. It's literally liquid rock.
---
It's like Jack Handy said: "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, just let 'em go, man."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (sWM8x)

243 >>> Anyone here know anything about Switzerland?
~~~~~

They make good cheese, but sadly, it's full of holes.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (sGotD)

244 I'm really excited about the MoMe. It's my first time! There's no hazing ritual is there?
Posted by: Sharon

It's a surprise!

Posted by: The Otters at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (Y4EXg)

245 But there is the seed of something funny in them.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (GcvMs

I get a rise out of them.

Posted by: Doughboy at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (Vy7tf)

246 before I inquire further, who is Jordan?
Posted by: not so

Jordan61, a fellow moron. we have gone shooting together with Mark and she came to the PNW MoMe last summer. We are going to cause some trouble, you east coasters.....


...maybe?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (d7Ww2)

247 No. That side will die in the coup. Patriots will do the stringing up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February




either way he swings

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (HALdu)

248 That does not seem right

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (HALdu)

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Guys in the silver suits can walk over lava. It's denser than they are.

Humans are mostly liquid water.

Rock is...liquid rock.

Which is denser?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (cfSRQ)

249 kallisto, I'm really working on this.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (7LXZS)

250 Last Sunday in the gun thread i wrote a little about the MoMe and mentioned people dancing naked on folding chairs with Cheetos stuck in their noses, and nobody batted an eye.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (MVjcR)

251 Looks like French has put too much yeast in the mix and now he's attempting to conjure immunity.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (ATCV4)

252 Okay, so no pants, bring a bikini and beware of barrels?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (QzF6i)

253 before I inquire further, who is Jordan?
Posted by: not so

Jordan61, a fellow moron. we have gone shooting together with Mark and she came to the PNW MoMe last summer. We are going to cause some trouble, you east coasters.....


...maybe?
Posted by: nurse ratched at Februar



Thanks. Wanted to make sure it was not your kid or something.



So naked pics?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (HALdu)

254 Coffee is an art form in most of Europe.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (X12/X)

255 205 thank you , Ben Had.

Jordan and I are traveling together, should be a hoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February


before I inquire further, who is Jordan?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (HALdu)

'Ette, and well, I'll leave it your imagination.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (1CjJc)

256
Meanwhile, David Cocksucker Brooks is resorting to cheap attempts to score Woke Points and keep his
cuck job at Atlantic by being the fake conservative
who shits all over everything conservative.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (9P5eb)

257 The Pontifical Guard is composed of Swiss Catholic men who have completed basic training in the Swiss army
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (Izzlo)


yes you are correct

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq)

258 Are lurkers allowed at MoMes?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (g6Ha5)

259
The Pontifical Guard is composed of Swiss Catholic men who have completed basic training in the Swiss army
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (Izzlo


Do they get one of those cool knives for graduation?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Vy7tf)

260 Will there be enough if the Horde not in jail to raise bail for the MoMe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (F8Y7G)


Bluebell is setting up the paypal account as we speak!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (BiNEL)

261 Ok, I think I understand now. These people think "rule of law" means unelected bureaucrats, acting without oversight, are allowed to interpret and enforce the law any way they want, without ANY interference from elected official, even when they are actively working to specifically undermine said elected officials.

Got it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (hku12)

262 I usually don't go home from work til after 6, but I took off a little early today due to the weather & turned the radio on. I usually listen to Mark Levin or a podcast, but to my surprise the show before Levin was Ben Shapiro. Didn't know he even had a show. You guys won't believe this, but Ben accepted the NYT's description of the Mueller 4 getting canned. He was either unaware, or wants his audience to be unaware, that they'd lied about their sentencing guidelines. He thinks it's a bad look for Trump, & he expects repercussions with a drop in conservative support!!!1!

I only heard the last 5 minutes of his show, can't imagine how bad the other 2 hours & 55 minutes are.

Posted by: DARTH KONG at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (o/4iJ)

263 Coffee is an art form in most of Europe.
Posted by: kallisto

---

As is continually repeating, "Islam is a beautiful culture."

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (GcvMs)

264 By the way, I think a lot of the left's preaching is a bizarre attempt to salve their own consciences.

Lisa Page is a vile human being and the only way she can sleep at night is to reinvent herself as cross between Joan of Arc and Captain Marvel.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)

265
225 It's my first time!
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice

I bet you say that to all the 'rons.
JK. It was low-hanging fruit and I couldn't resist

Posted by: creeper at February 12, 2020 07:19 PM (XxJt1)

266 224 These bread jokes are stale.
Posted by: Tonypete

I agree

never get a rise out of me

Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2020 07:19 PM (rpxSz)

267 Guys in the silver suits can walk over lava. It's denser than they are.

Humans are mostly liquid water.

Rock is...liquid rock.

Which is denser?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (cfSRQ

AOC?!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 07:19 PM (Vy7tf)

268 80
38 I love that Evangelicals backing PDJT is eating at these midwit's guts.



Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (QLPEO)



Yep. Exposed they are.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (1CjJc)

"How can you support that sinner Trump?"

""Because he doesn't want to kill me."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (8ZASj)

269 Weasel, I did not have Cheetos in my nose and neither did CowHorseQueen!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (7LXZS)

270 [nobody tell Sharon about the mockup of the Barrel that they put out in MoMe's.]
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Or that it isn't a mockup.

Posted by: cautionary Miklos at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (QzkSJ)

271 These bread jokes are stale.
Posted by: Tonypete

I agree

never get a rise out of me
Posted by: REDACTED


Bread puns make me crusty.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (S9U/P)

272 There was this ludicrously insufferable article in NRO from a guy trying to explain why Evangelicals would support Trump that went on and on and on and on and ON belaboring the very basic point that Evangelicals are realists who are choosing from the options given to them and making the least worst choice.

Further also, French is the one who acts as if the President is a religious leader. That's heresy, Pastor French. Heresy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)

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Somebody is going to win the F'ing election. So, I don't vote on principles but get to enjoy the reaming I might get by not voting?

Good people, bad people on both sides. Lesser of 2 evils. Dumb and Dumber. Whatever. Someone is going to win.

I'm an a'hole. I freely admit that. I meet people that are better than me. I meet people that are worse than me. I'm supposed to cut myself off from the world?

Posted by: Groundhog at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (VYwSh)

273 The food that will be at the NoVAMoMe will be very good. Nice pick.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (n+WwS)

274 Guys in the silver suits can walk over lava. It's denser than they are.

Humans are mostly liquid water.

Rock is...liquid rock.

Which is denser?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February



you are not doing much for your argument. If guys in silver suits are walking then they are swimming standing.

Which is denser, water or humans?

Kind of similar to how you float higher in salty water.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (HALdu)

275 So, will there be a PNW MoMe this year?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (jW9oF)

276 The only time I ever see David French's name is on here so his opinion of my support of President Trump is irrelevant to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (WI7YS)

277 259 Are lurkers allowed at MoMes?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (g6Ha5)
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Yep!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (MVjcR)

278 Then why did he just blow up the DOJ yesterday?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)

Oh please. Barr didn't shit can anyone, the four musketeers left of their own volition. If the really did lie about the sentencing recommendation like they were reported to have, they'd have their walking papers and be escorted out like Kernel Bearclaw and his brother.

PDTS did the bulk of the cleansing yesterday.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (EK+jJ)

279 Are lurkers allowed at MoMes?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (g6Ha5)


I met a very nice lurker at the last NoVA.

You can really only see them out of the corner of your eye. If you look directly at them they vanish.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (ZoYP9)

280 Why would you want coffee in Switzerland when all the doggo's walk around with a barrel of brandy on the collars? Take a snifter, not a coffee cup!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (Vy7tf)

281 French Toast isn't.

Posted by: klaftern at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (RuIsu)

282 1 first


Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 06:48 PM (PbpT7)

We totally got owned

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (uEbPt)

283 So naked pics?
Posted by: not so


let's see yours first!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (d7Ww2)

284 Are lurkers allowed at MoMes?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (g6Ha5)


There's a Canadian exclusion, but it is waived for you, Vendette, and AOP. Others require a special permit hearing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (BiNEL)

285 A Lisa Page recommendation. Typhoid Mary?

Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (xceTB)

286 225 It's my first time!
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice

I bet you say that to all the 'rons.
JK. It was low-hanging fruit and I couldn't resist
Posted by: creeper at February



either way it is about enthusiasm

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (HALdu)

287 >>But it's about how the mind will just reject information that requires the person admit that how they view the world is incorrect. So minds being stuck is fairly accurate.

It was the hardest thing for me to come to terms with the fact that I got the 2016 election completely wrong, really wrong. But it was impossible to ignore within a week or two of the election and conversion to reality was required - these NRO guys just can't get there - so there will fade into the wood work eventually...

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (32YRo)

288 270 Weasel, I did not have Cheetos in my nose and neither did CowHorseQueen!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (7LXZS)
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Cheetos are an east coast thing.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (MVjcR)

289 let's see yours first!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February



I am not going to the momee

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (HALdu)

290 281: I read that as dagos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (zre6V)

291 280 Are lurkers allowed at MoMes?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (g6Ha5)

I met a very nice lurker at the last NoVA.

You can really only see them out of the corner of your eye. If you look directly at them they vanish

We try to find the shadows.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (g6Ha5)

292 We try to find the shadows.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (g6Ha5)


WHO SAID THAT

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (ZoYP9)

293 Lincoln's birthday today. 211 years.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (zr5Kq)

294 you are not doing much for your argument. If guys in silver suits are walking then they are swimming standing.



Which is denser, water or humans?



Kind of similar to how you float higher in salty water.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (HALdu)

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It's not an argument. There's nothing to dispute.

There are videos of people doing this. Rock is pretty damn dense, even in liquid form.

There are liquids dense enough that people can walk across them. Lava is one of them - assuming you aren't incinerated first.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)

295 274 The food that will be at the NoVAMoMe will be very good. Nice pick.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (n+WwS)
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I think so. bluebell's idea!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (MVjcR)

296 Are lurkers allowed at MoMes?

Posted by: Northernlurker

----

Yes, but you're not allowed to talk.

...Oh! And you have to hide in the walls and peer out through cutout eye-holes in the portrait gallery.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (GcvMs)

297 first

Posted by: ace--
Wait... Is this legal? We need a ruling.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (dQF3z)

298 Lincoln's birthday today. 211 years.
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (zr5Kq)
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Seems like yesterday.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (jW9oF)

299 291 281: I read that as dagos.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

--

Whatta want?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (Y4EXg)

300 Defending the rule.of law, lisa? Bitch please.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (9dzlp)

301 Wait, Max Boot wants Bloomberg to be at least one of the finalists?
Credibly accused of sexual harassment, Bloomberg?
The same Max Boot who wanted Trump to drop out when the Billy Bush tapes came out?

So consistent
Very principled
Wow

Posted by: ptschett at home at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (zB+vL)

302 Yes, but you're not allowed to talk.

...Oh! And you have to hide in the walls and peer out through cutout eye-holes in the portrait gallery.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (GcvMs)


Dibs on the moose head.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (aS1PU)

303 I hear Lisa Backpage's nickname in school was Lisa Backdoor.




...because she gave free bj's by the back door.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (uEbPt)

304 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (EK+jJ)

Actually I think only one of them has actually left the government, the others think thy can slink back to their lairs and wait for their step increases and pensions are ready to fully activate!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (BiNEL)

305
This is what set me off this evening:
Devin Nunes:

"As we start to unpeel the onion of what the Mueller team was really doing."

WTF? The onion has been peeled for 2 years. We know what they did.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (9P5eb)

306 ''Lisa Page is a vile human being and the only way she can sleep at night is to reinvent herself as cross between Joan of Arc and Captain Marvel.''

But is her ass as flat as Captain Marvel's?

Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (RueoN)

307 284 So naked pics?
Posted by: not so


let's see yours first!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (d7Ww2)

You've played this before.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (1CjJc)

308 Weasel, will we see the menu in the food thread on Sunday?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (7LXZS)

309 Then why did he just blow up the DOJ yesterday?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)

Oh please. Barr didn't shit can anyone, the four musketeers left of their own volition. If the really did lie about the sentencing recommendation like they were reported to have, they'd have their walking papers and be escorted out like Kernel Bearclaw and his brother.

PDTS did the bulk of the cleansing yesterday.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


Three of them are still employed. Just not on that case.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (S9U/P)

310 I love how the people who keep telling us to kill our babies, embrace homosexuality, create delusions about gender, promote drug use in our children, etc , have now become moral authorities whose answer to every argument is" because, God".
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (rLZe7)

You forgot sexually mutilating and chemically castrating their own children.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

311 182 These comments are getting a little crusty.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (7LXZS)


My aunt made the best pie crust. She used lard.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (cNlpM)

312 As a committed Christian, it angers me when fraudulent pricks like David French tell lies and smears behind a facade of piety.

Know that most Christians are not pretentious a$$holes like him.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (JaSdS)

313 ''Lisa Page is a vile human being and the only way she can sleep at night is to reinvent herself as cross between Joan of Arc and Captain Marvel.''


The FBI's very own Mary Sue.

Posted by: Miklos, so it is written at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)

314 14,840 new cases of 2019-nCoV/Wu Flu and 242 additional deaths in Hubei province. They are now including clinical diagnosis rather than relying solely upon lab results.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rg2qfk4

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (DTX3h)

315 It's not an argument. There's nothing to dispute.

There are videos of people doing this. Rock is pretty damn dense, even in liquid form.

There are liquids dense enough that people can walk across them. Lava is one of them - assuming you aren't incinerated first.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February



You float in water because water is denser than you.

Go back and read your comments. You are wrong from start to finish.

If the lava was hot enough and liquid enough you could swim in it because it is denser than you.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (HALdu)

316 By the way, it's funny how brilliant legal mind David French's argument essentially boils down to: "I'm sorry, Jenny. You know I'd never hurt you. It's just this damn war and that lying bastard in the White House!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (cfSRQ)

317 I have a really good book in my library about the Papal Zoauves and the last battle fought by the Papal State against Italy in 1870

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Izzlo)

318 These bread jokes are stale.
Posted by: Tonypete

I agree

never get a rise out of me
Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2020 07:19 PM (rpxSz)

Depends how you slice it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

319
Three of them are still employed. Just not on that case.

Posted by: rickb223



I know, right.
WTF.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (9P5eb)

320 My aunt made the best pie crust. She used lard.
Posted by: Braenyard

----

Is there another way?

jk but using lard is the only proper way.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Y4EXg)

321 Are lurkers allowed at MoMes?

Posted by: Northernlurker

----

Yes, but you're not allowed to talk.

...Oh! And you have to hide in the walls and peer out through cutout eye-holes in the portrait gallery.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (GcvMs)

We have to be Creepy?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (g6Ha5)

322 Patient: Doctor, my parents had a drinking problem.

Oh, how so?

They didn't drink.

Posted by: Try the veal at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (WX+x0)

323 Ah, 'twould be nice to go to the NoVaMoMe, but I do have Texas to look forward to! Winning!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (NWiLs)

324
Guys in the silver suits can walk over lava. It's denser than they are.

Silver people on the shoreline let us be
Talkin' 'bout very free and easy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (aKsyK)

325 Lincoln's birthday today. 211 years.
Posted by: runner



Ten and a half score plus one. Happy Birthday Mr Lincolni.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (QLPEO)

326 Was just talking with some friends about how there's so many interesting things in history that haven't been made into movies.

Then I saw a preview for an Amazon show about Indians in WWII called "The Forgotten Army." I was intrigued, thinking we were finally something about the India/Burma theater, maybe focusing on the Chindits.

Alas, it turns out it's actually about the Indian National Army, the assholes that fought on the Jap side.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (RIvx9)

327 276 So, will there be a PNW MoMe this year?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn.

Kindltot was making noise about going to Lincoln City on the Oregon coast. I liked Yakima, it seemed to be a little more accessible, and NO ONE wants to come to Seattle. I will have to talk with Mark. Perhaps later in the summer, and we could reserve camping spots. Flounder camped last year and said it was a fine campground.


LCD also was having dreams of a Moron wine tour. The Yakima Valley has some incredible vineyards and wineries. Last year was not as organized as it should have been, my bad. I'll try to do better!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (d7Ww2)

328 Defending the rule.of law, lisa? Bitch please.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (9dzlp)


I think she meant "Rule of the Lawgivers" of which she certainly considers himself a member.

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (yUKyn)

329 Paper covers lava rock .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (2DOZq)

330 The FBI's very own Mary Sue.

Posted by: Miklos, so it is written at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)

---
Does she realize she's proving that there was in fact a conspiracy?

All these people being super-chummy on twitter aren't doing themselves any legal favors.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)

331 I never seen any video of anyone walking directly on molten lava. Near it in those silver suits yes but they walk where it's solidified.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (Tnijr)

332 Weasel, will we see the menu in the food thread on Sunday?
Posted by: Ben Had


Pretty Please?

Posted by: Miklos, unabashed omnivore at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (QzkSJ)

333 Braenyard, That is the only way to make a pie crust or biscuits.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (7LXZS)

334
309 Weasel, will we see the menu in the food thread on Sunday?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (7LXZS)
----
Have to ask CBD about that!
Hint: BBQ

Seriously, and I'm rarely ever serious, if any of you are even remotely interested in meeting a bunch of the people you know here, you should come. Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (MVjcR)

335 I never seen any video of anyone walking directly on molten lava. Near it in those silver suits yes but they walk where it's solidified.
Posted by: freaked at February



Don't confuse things with witchcraft

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (HALdu)

336 I'm hoping to meet Lace Wigs at the NoVAMoMe. I think Lace Wigs has a lobbying group on K Street somewhere.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (n+WwS)

337 Guys in the silver suits can walk over lava. It's denser than they are.

Silver people on the shoreline let us be
Talkin' 'bout very free and easy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (aKsyK)


Good one.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (aS1PU)

338 These people think KNOW "rule of law" means unelected bureaucrats, acting without oversight, are allowed to interpret and enforce the law any way they want, without ANY interference from elected official, even when they are actively working to specifically undermine said elected officials.

Got it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (hku12)

FIXT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

339 Know that most Christians are not pretentious a$$holes like him.
Posted by: WannabeAnglican


Speaking as a pretentious asshole, I'm not good at being Christian.

I suppose I'll at least admit that before delivering moral pronouncements on everyone else.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (ykYG2)

340 I have a really good book in my library about the Papal Zoauves and the last battle fought by the Papal State against Italy in 1870
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Izzlo)

Garibaldi got to them ?

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (zr5Kq)

341 Near it in those silver suits yes but they walk where it's solidified.
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (Tnijr)


So as not to attract sandworms.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (ZoYP9)

342 Braenyard, That is the only way to make a pie crust or biscuits.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (7LXZS)

Buy it from the grocery store?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (2DOZq)

343 LAVA DOES NOT MELT STEEL !!!!111!!

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (zr5Kq)

344 342 Near it in those silver suits yes but they walk where it's solidified.
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (Tnijr)

So as not to attract sandworms.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (ZoYP9)

Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

345 Know that most Christians are not pretentious a$$holes like him.
Posted by: WannabeAnglican



Meh, you know, I have to say I am Christian and I am somewhat pretentious.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (HALdu)

346 Cal Frieburger wrote a great thread about David French's repellent dishonesty in smearing anyone who disagrees with him.

Well that was what I call a thorough Fisking. Bravo!



Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (XN+hF)

347 I feel like I am repeating myself from yesterday re: Reagan.

People who hated Reagan do not get the fucking right to tell me (who loved Reagan) who is and is not Reaganesque.

Christ is even more problematical.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (2B9A/)

348 Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.

It's the rum. And maybe the sodomy. Only platinum-tire members get the lash

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)

349 I wouldn't want to be the first guy to try either.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

350 *tier

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)

351 Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February




So that is what hillary was doing

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (HALdu)

352 Insom, fistbump . I'm counting the days.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (7LXZS)

353 Lard is on the bottom shelf by the shortening at the grocery store.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (zre6V)

354 >>Oh please. Barr didn't shit can anyone, the four musketeers left of their own volition. If the really did lie about the sentencing recommendation like they were reported to have, they'd have their walking papers and be escorted out like Kernel Bearclaw and his brother.


I think you are completely misreading what just happened.

One thing Barr did not do as you claimed he would is protect the DOJ. He is exposing what has been going on at the DOJ. He is exposing the political bias of the DOJ that Obama built and making it a big issue.

That's pretty much the opposite of sweeping things under the rug. I think Nunes is right, this is just the beginning of what we are going to see over the next number of weeks before Barr testifies before Fat Nadler.

I bet that will be a hoot.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)

355 Don't the Swiss give everyone a military weapon as a last form of fighting off an invasion?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (VjHOE)

356 353 Insom, fistbump . I'm counting the days.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (7LXZS)

Can't wait!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

357 We have to be Creepy?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (g6Ha5)

No, the tongue hole is for Creepy

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (32YRo)

358 Seriously, and I'm rarely ever serious, if any of you are even remotely interested in meeting a bunch of the people you know here, you should come. Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (MVjcR)



Dude, MoMees are so awesome even I attend and I'm philosophically opposed to talking to other people.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)

359 Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm
Posted by: Insomniac

---

Well, he's white so. . . .

Safe!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (Y4EXg)

360 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (2B9A/)

Ronaldus Magnus was a giant among men.

I loved that guy too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (XN+hF)

361 358 We have to be Creepy?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (g6Ha5)

No, the tongue hole is for Creepy
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (32YRo)

Keep your gimp mask zipped and everything will be fine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

362 You clearly don't understand the doctrine.

It means the pope is *only* an infallible authority on questions of dogma when backed by the magisterium.

Crap like global warming or voting preference? Nope. Not included.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)

The last ex-cathedra pronouncement by a pope was in 1864, on the virgin Mary IIRC. It had been under research for centuries.

Blather by "its current year" Popes now or similar stuff by semi-Marxist ones in the 80s can be rejected without being out of the church.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (eoQWY)

363 Three of them are still employed. Just not on that case.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (S9U/P)


Barely an inconvenience...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (BiNEL)

364 Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

You never learn.


Props on the Joe Biden Marley Dog Soldier song.

I was gonna add his other hit, No Hymen, No Cry.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (1CjJc)

365 Guys! America First!

Ivanka Trump: "We will be introducing bipartisan legislation in the Senate to promote the empowerment, development, and prosperity of women globally, aptly named the WGDP Act."

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/ 1227729343914348549

Men, mainly white men, literally have zero factions in America lobbying for their interests.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (X/aS0)

366 I wonder how may of those four also banged Lisa.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (puu6v)

367 The Switzes have chocolate so they are all right by me.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (Tnijr)

368 Yeah, if you are going to go to a momee make sure you get an rfid thing for your sensitive things.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (HALdu)

369 Wow, it's 4.30 here and still sunny! Only six weeks ago it was black dark at this time. Spring is coming!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (jW9oF)

370 I wonder how may of those four also banged Lisa.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February




at a time?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (HALdu)

371 359 Seriously, and I'm rarely ever serious, if any of you are even remotely interested in meeting a bunch of the people you know here, you should come. Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (MVjcR)


Dude, MoMees are so awesome even I attend and I'm philosophically opposed to talking to other people.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)
-------
See? AtC wouldn't lie!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (MVjcR)

372 Ivanka Trump: "We will be introducing bipartisan legislation in the Senate to promote the empowerment, development, and prosperity of women globally, aptly named the WGDP Act."

Women Getting Double Penetration?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

373 Just got word our apartment manager, real good guy, wasn't feeling well, went to the ER, and he's a keeper. Flu and pneumonia. He's in his mid 70's, and this is not good. Usually, he's pretty stubborn, but they've been blasting the airwaves about the flu here, so maybe that got him to the doctor.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (C1Lsn)

374 the empowerment, development, and prosperity of women globally,

Ivanka certainly has the leftist patois down pat.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (XN+hF)

375 Spring is coming!

This is not an approved meme.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (QLPEO)

376
Where in hell do these MSM and left types have the gall to call buttplug a moderate...even that amy broad also, or mini m
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (85Gof)
***********
It's all about fooling the voters.

Nancy Pelosi hosted a speaker's meeting Tuesday with an Obama economics adviser to explain to the Dems why the economy isn't as strong as Trump says it it and how they can message that to voters.

The Dems then decide what the Dem talking points are and send that message to the MSM... voila they're all moderates... voila Trumps economy sucks.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (wiXsO)

377 Dude, MoMees are so awesome even I attend and I'm philosophically opposed to talking to other people.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)


This, my Horde friends, is the ultimate MoMee recommendation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (BiNEL)

378 371 I wonder how may of those four also banged Lisa.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February




at a time?
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (HALdu)

Airtight, plus a nostril

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

379 Women Getting DP'd

heh heh

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (XN+hF)

380

I think you are completely misreading what just happened.

One thing Barr did not do as you claimed he would is protect the DOJ. He is exposing what has been going on at the DOJ. He is exposing the political bias of the DOJ that Obama built and making it a big issue.

That's pretty much the opposite of sweeping things under the rug. I think Nunes is right, this is just the beginning of what we are going to see over the next number of weeks before Barr testifies before Fat Nadler.

I bet that will be a hoot.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)

when you lift an old board and the cockroaches scuttle for new cover it isn't a victory for the roaches. They would have been content to sit in their current place forever.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (eoQWY)

381 "371 I wonder how may of those four also banged Lisa.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February




at a time?"


Either. Or watched.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (puu6v)

382 So, pretty good odds that Lisa Page slept no less than two of those four resigning DOJ guys.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (dYe5S)

383 People with a rye sense of humor are leavening me sour.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (ATCV4)

384 The NoVaMoMe has the AtC gold star of approval

What the fuck more do you want?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (7LXZS)

385 Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.

It's the rum. And maybe the sodomy. Only platinum-tire members get the lash
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)

Sodomy?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (g6Ha5)

386 Women Getting DP'd

heh heh
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February



Who said something about that?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (HALdu)

387 Seems like half the Deep State has turned that Page.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (XN+hF)

388 Hey everybody.

Ace probably already covered it, but at FB people are excerpting Max Boot's latest tweet begging Dems to nominate one of their "moderate" candidates: Buttigieg, Klobuchar or Bloomberg.

Bleah.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

389 Reading about NSC holdovers leaking to their former bosses -- my contacts in the Intel Community say that this violates the "need to know" provision of national security, especially if they discussed classified information.

This unethical behavior undermines the personal integrity that security clearances depend on. And it was setup to be violated.

Posted by: idaMan at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (r28kI)

390 386 The NoVaMoMe has the AtC gold star of approval

What the fuck more do you want?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (7LXZS)

Stacks of cash, high-end escorts, and mountains of blow. You know, the usual.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

391 Not 1 not 2 not 3 but 4 holy men were set on fire yesterday in the steps of the Lincoln Memorial by Trump.

Posted by: Vamping CNN at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (WX+x0)

392 Tell you what french ol' buddy, I'm catholic, but more pagan than Christian, so the only thing I love about my enemies is the ability to create a Helmets of the NFL drinking glass collection made from their skulls, and I don't give a flying fuck about football.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (9Om/r)

393 387 Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.

It's the rum. And maybe the sodomy. Only platinum-tire members get the lash
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)

Sodomy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (g6Ha5)

Sodoyours

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

394 ''Ronaldus Magnus was a giant among men.

I loved that guy too.''

Miss him terribly just as I will miss PDT if he goes before I do.

Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (RueoN)

395 If Hitler had won, he would be on the "right side of history" These people are unprincipled barbarians, through and through. Posted by: Warai-otoko

"Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it Treason."--John Harington, c. 1600

Historically speaking, this feels something like the Phony War, the eight month lull between the Polish Blitzkrieg and the Invasion of France.

Time's up.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (Ndje9)

396 These people think KNOW "rule of law" means unelected bureaucrats, acting without oversight, are allowed to interpret and enforce the law any way they want, without ANY interference from elected official, even when they are actively working to specifically undermine said elected officials.

Got it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (hku12)

FIXT
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (BiNEL)


As some guy who was once President said about liberals, it's not that they are ignorant, it's just that they know so many things that just aren't so.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (hku12)

397 Ronaldus Magnus was a giant among men.

I loved that guy too.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (XN+hF)

*fistbump*

I worry at times that we dehumanize him and that has a tendency to take away from how remarkable he was- and blind us to his faults, which did exist.

Still.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (2B9A/)

398 Don't the Swiss give everyone a military weapon as a last form of fighting off an invasion?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

----

An armed populace.

That's how you can say to Hitler, "We're going to be neutral."

None of your college professors ever explain why Poland didn't just say, "We're gonna be neutral."

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (GcvMs)

399 Sodoyours
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February




heh

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (HALdu)

400 One of zillions of YT videos on lava because everybody thinks Gollum could sink in the stuff...
https://youtu.be/9UlDFHOgbYI

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (8B6Ng)

401 Ronaldus Magnus was a giant among men.

I loved that guy too.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (XN+hF)

I was 19 years old when I saw Reagan truly make America great again. Millennials never experienced 18% interest rates, oil boycotts, a depleted military or the USSR and all the various problems they caused. He was the man.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

402 The only thing you will miss at the NoVaMoMe is the smell of cordite in the air.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (7LXZS)

403 Weasel..so very true. No one will ever believe the leap of faith it took for me to go to Texas last year. So far removed from my comfort zone. But I swear within 5 minutes I felt like I was home.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (dUJdY)

404 A moderate dem these days just wants to make sure the gulags they throw us into are well provisioned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (2B9A/)

405 Loose Lisas sink ships

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (M+Lyo)

406 Sodoyours
Posted by: Insomniac

Self-actualization IS at the top of Maslow's Pyramid.

Posted by: Miklos, unsocial scientist at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (QzkSJ)

407 Question...Did Lisa Page's husband dump her after the publicity about her affair?

Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (RueoN)

408 Ronaldus Magnus was a giant among men.

I loved that guy too.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

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Sometime you gotta see Reagan in "Storm Warning." My favorite of his films.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (GcvMs)

409 Who appointed David French as any kind of moral authority on any topic whatever?

Posted by: Skrapheap at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (Qgajt)

410 People need to burn for what they have done.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (5KnDh)

Oh don't worry. I burn plenty.

Posted by: The B.C.o.S. at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (uEbPt)

411 >>> Loose Lisas sink ships

She has the vagina of a star

it's ten times the diameter of Jupiter

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

412 People with a rye sense of humor are leavening me sour.
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (ATCV4)

Dough!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (xPJvm)

413 The NoVaMoMe has the AtC gold star of approval



What the fuck more do you want?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (7LXZS)



Stacks of cash, high-end escorts, and mountains of blow. You know, the usual.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

All I know is that because I decided to bring the wife to Virginia for the MoMe I now have to side trip to somewhere around Richmond to visit some of her relatives for a day or 2 on the way home. This MoMe better be fucking epic. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (9Om/r)

414 Who appointed David French as any kind of moral authority on any topic whatever?
Posted by: Skrapheap at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (Qgajt)



David French.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (GbPPJ)

415 400 Two things kept the Swiss neutral in WW2. Schmidt Rubins and banks. Lots of banks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (C1Lsn)

416 Knock knock.

>Who's there?

Lisas.

>Lisas who?

Help I'm lost in Lisa's Vagina and it smells like a thousand dead crabs farted in here.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

417 Christianity is not a suicide pact of niceness.

Neither is Mormonism, Mitt.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (GS42F)

418 Things Pete Butt-edge-edge would say if he were smarter:

the day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

At no time have we been closer to the horizon than now.

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (FsgBK)

419 387
Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.



It's the rum. And maybe the sodomy. Only platinum-tire members get the lash

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)



Sodomy?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (g6Ha5)

---
Surprise anal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)

420 Unions in Nevada turning on Bernie - marching orders clear.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (xceTB)

421 359 Seriously, and I'm rarely ever serious, if any of you are even remotely interested in meeting a bunch of the people you know here, you should come. Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (MVjcR)


Dude, MoMees are so awesome even I attend and I'm philosophically opposed to talking to other people.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)
----

Introverts, please come to the MoMee! Weasel will have a van come to your hotel to get you aethered up and relaxed before the event.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

422
What's stopping the Deep State and Shiff from producing another fake whistleblower who heard the president tell Barr to interfere in Stone's case?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (9P5eb)

423 Help I'm lost in Lisa's Vagina and it smells like a thousand dead crabs farted in here.

Posted by: ace

---

Help me find my cars keys and we can drive out of here!

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (GcvMs)

424 Berserker, It will be on my sacred oath.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (7LXZS)

425 Help I'm lost in Lisa's Vagina and it smells like a thousand dead crabs farted in here.

Posted by: ace

So.

Good lasagna.

Posted by: Miklos, guessing again at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (QzkSJ)

426 I was 19 years old when I saw Reagan truly make America great again. Millennials never experienced 18% interest rates, oil boycotts, a depleted military or the USSR and all the various problems they caused. He was the man.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

I was 5 when he came into office, so I missed the bad times. I merely saw the change reflected in my Dad. I have told this before, but I still remember Dad waking me up election night 1984 clapping, cheering, laughing (perhaps a fist pump was involved) when the election returns were being reported. That is very out of character for Dad, but a wonderful memory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (2B9A/)

427 The best thing about momees is how everybody exchanges mugshots.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (HALdu)

428 >>>Who appointed David French as any kind of moral authority on any topic whatever?<<<

There is no higher authority than a moral Twitter authority.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (ATCV4)

429 Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)

C'mon JackStraw. I think by now Nunes and PDTS know who the shitbirds are and Barr is only being forced to 'blow up the DoJ' because the escapades of these fucksticks are being laid bare for everyone outside the government to see.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (EK+jJ)

430 Sometime you gotta see Reagan in "Storm Warning." My favorite of his films.





Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (GcvMs)

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Also good in "Dark Victory."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)

431

Lava men and Abe Lincoln. Now where have I heard about those two...?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (aKsyK)

432 All I know is that because I decided to bring the wife to Virginia for the MoMe I now have to side trip to somewhere around Richmond to visit some of her relatives for a day or 2 on the way home. This MoMe better be fucking epic. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (9Om/r)

There's always a catch...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

433 Holy crap, Bers is coming to the MoMee?

Will there be a rooftop jam?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

434 413 >>> Loose Lisas sink ships

She has the vagina of a star

it's ten times the diameter of Jupiter
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

Hope Solo just has a brown dwarf.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (2B9A/)

435 >>>Help me find my cars keys and we can drive out of here!


Help me find my plane and we can fly out.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

436 What's stopping the Deep State and Shiff from producing another fake whistleblower who heard the president tell Barr to interfere in Stone's case?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip

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Their devotion to using only fresh and inventive ideas, and not recycling old worn-out claims.

...Oh, wait.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (GcvMs)

437 409 I don't think so

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (ZCEU2)

438 Surprise anal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Why I otter....

Posted by: Moe "Miklos" Fine at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (QzkSJ)

439 Hey everybody.

Ace probably already covered it, but at FB people are excerpting Max Boot's latest tweet begging Dems to nominate one of their "moderate" candidates: Buttigieg, Klobuchar or Bloomberg.

Bleah.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)


As I've said more than once, if these people were serious about nominating a "moderate," they would have been singing the praises of Tulsi or that Oriental guy.

They weren't.

Because they're not serious about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (hku12)

440 >>>Hope Solo just has a brown dwarf.


dwarf...?!

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (PbpT7)

441 409 Question...Did Lisa Page's husband dump her after the publicity about her affair?
Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (RueoN)

It doesn't seem like it ... but probably you would have to read that Molly Jong Fast article to know for sure. That can't be worth it. I suspect, mutual dislike of Trump convinces many a DC man to accept cuckness.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (dYe5S)

442 Coffee can be good, but expensive. Actually, everything is expensive. Stupid expensive. Google how to cook using your hotel coffee pot. Grab some erbwurst, esp if you need some extra warmth in your ski bibs.
Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (B7KlG)

Luckily its at an all expenses-paid hotel, club med, so all food and drinks, even has open bar. (Too bad I don't drink much.). Great, great deal.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (zqs/f)

443 why is that TWAT Martha MacCallum having the most boring human in the world Doug Schoen on her show discussing Mini Mike Bloomberg who he is a strategist for

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (BqBId)

444 This MoMe better be fucking epic. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (9Om/r)


I do not think you will be disappointed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:42 PM (BiNEL)

445
The company that I had a phone interview with last week wants another conversation this week. I also had another phone interview with someone with an impenetrable dot-Indian accent so I was no further with what the job was.

But it's a little good news.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 07:42 PM (7rVsF)

446 Hope Solo just has a brown dwarf.


dwarf...?!


That's the sound it makes.

Posted by: or so Miklos hears at February 12, 2020 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)

447 Also good in "Dark Victory."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Seeing that makes me nostalgic for Ronnie.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 07:42 PM (QLPEO)

448 Will there be a rooftop jam?



Is that referring to music or food? Will there be music?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (QzF6i)

449 419
Christianity is not a suicide pact of niceness.



Neither is Mormonism, Mitt.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (GS42F)

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British tabloids are reporting that Super-Moral Mitt made his money thanks to Ghislaine Maxwell's dad.

You know, Epstein's right-hand mistress.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (cfSRQ)

450 >>when you lift an old board and the cockroaches scuttle for new cover it isn't a victory for the roaches. They would have been content to sit in their current place forever.

And once you've seen the roaches it's tough to not see them.

I lived in PR. I know roaches.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)

451 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (EK+jJ)
******
So you know more than PDT & Bill Barr, Good to know you spend your time on a blog instead of Helping PDT

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (BqBId)

452 I also had another phone interview with someone with an impenetrable dot-Indian accent so I was no further with what the job was.

But it's a little good news.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Had the 7th - for the Indian job you will be doing the needful.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (Y4EXg)

453 That chaffle thing sounds decent, imma try it

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (M+Lyo)

454 Does that make it official that everyone hates that loathsome toad?
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Yp/pV)
*************
Judging by the comments I would say yes. They're glad his a NeverTrumper but they don't want his advice.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (wiXsO)

455 Hrothgar , have you appraised of your special duties?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (7LXZS)

456 There are plenty of Christians writing on the internet as to why they support Trump, including the guy from the Family Research Council. Why doesn't French let people vote for whom they choose to?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (WI7YS)

457 Every time I hear "Kloblucher" I expect to hear horses whinny.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (Tnijr)

458 Fuck anyone who says that. You just removed yourself from logical discourse.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (GcvMs)

Flat-out Marxist rhetoric. Anyone who uses it should be fed, feet-first, into a slowly idling, but powerful wood chipper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (LxWV7)

459
Speaking of stars and dwarfs, did Ace hear this theory?

There's a theory (or stupid idea, really) that the World did indeed end in 2012 via a Black Hole, and we're living out our last seconds in super fast motion, or slow motion. One of the two, I forget.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (9P5eb)

460 405 Weasel..so very true. No one will ever believe the leap of faith it took for me to go to Texas last year. So far removed from my comfort zone. But I swear within 5 minutes I felt like I was home.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (dUJdY)
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I know, right?! I feel sorry for the people who never work up the courage to take the plunge. They have no idea what they're missing!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (MVjcR)

461 Help me find my plane and we can fly out.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

---
Wait till the tide comes, and my yacht will float us out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)

462 Sometime you gotta see Reagan in "Storm Warning." My favorite of his films.





Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (GcvMs)

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Also good in "Dark Victory."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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And I like him in "One For The Book." Nice, sweet romance. (It's also called "The Voice of the Turtle.")


Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (GcvMs)

463 Who gives a fuck.

https://youtu.be/bs4y5si8DGs

Posted by: Shame at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (lMsxO)

464 I was 19 years old when I saw Reagan truly make America great again. Millennials never experienced 18% interest rates, oil boycotts, a depleted military or the USSR and all the various problems they caused. He was the man.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

This, the Carter years were horrible to survive through.

Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (MTxDQ)

465 Hope Solo just has a brown dwarf.

on topic
sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/02/200210165729.htm

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (ykYG2)

466 >>>455 That chaffle thing sounds decent, imma try it


It's decent but I'm not sure how low it is in carbs. Almond flour does have carbs.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

467 421 387
Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.
It's the rum. And maybe the sodomy. Only platinum-tire members get the lash
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)
Sodomy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (g6Ha
Surprise anal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)


Something for everyone!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:45 PM (BiNEL)

468 The best thing about momees is how everybody exchanges mugshots.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM

And here I thought everyone wore a box on their head, painted grey of course.

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCEU2)

469 What can be found in Lisa's vag?

1. Clinton emails?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:45 PM (puu6v)

470 She has the vagina of a star

it's ten times the diameter of Jupiter
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)


Lisa Page doesn't believe in the deep state. From her vast experience, in the vast reaches of her vagana, ain't none of them anything but a shallow state.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:45 PM (hku12)

471 459
Every time I hear "Kloblucher" I expect to hear horses whinny.

Or Gesundheit

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (QzF6i)

472
She's "NatSecLisa," as in she's national security lisa!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (9P5eb)

473 Reagan played a bad guy in the 1964 flick of The Killers. His last film role, I believe.

Slapped Angie Dickinson REALLY hard...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

474 "397 If Hitler had won, he would be on the "right side of history" These people are unprincipled barbarians, through and through. Posted by: Warai-otoko

"Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it Treason."--John Harington, c. 1600

Historically speaking, this feels something like the Phony War, the eight month lull between the Polish Blitzkrieg and the Invasion of France.

Time's up.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (Ndje9) "



And the list is long.

Posted by: Dirac Angestun Gesept at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (zlgJP)

475 See? AtC wouldn't lie!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (MVjcR)

She might give the truth short shrift.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (1CjJc)

476 Holy crap, Bers is coming to the MoMee?



Will there be a rooftop jam?



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

Only if you got a spare metal band laying around. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (9Om/r)

477 Introverts, please come to the MoMee! Weasel will have a van come to your hotel to get you aethered up and relaxed before the event.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
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It's totally legit!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (MVjcR)

478 Hrothgar , have you appraised of your special duties?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (7LXZS)


No, and now I am afraid to ask fro clarification!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (BiNEL)

479 re: Chaffles

that guy I linked in the sidebar claims he can make a near-perfect imitation of McDonald's McGriddle sandwich with Chaffle variations.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (PbpT7)

480 The best thing about momees is how everybody exchanges mugshots.
Posted by: not so

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My mommy never did that.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (GcvMs)

481 Knock knock

Who's there ? Who's there ?

Why did you ask twice ?

I didn't. I didn't.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (bT7Yc)

482 Oh, he also has a recipe for making

GIGANTIC OREO COOKIES

which i have to try.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (PbpT7)

483


NOOD


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (9P5eb)

484 Kudos to the good folks that are making the NoVaMoMe possible.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (7LXZS)

485
The best thing about momees is how everybody exchanges mugshots.
Posted by: not so


Complete with the numbers on the bottom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (aKsyK)

486 This, the Carter years were horrible to survive through.

First memory of the US, here. Inflation running up the price of elementary school lunches from 60 cents to 70 to 1.00 to 1.10, without the quality of said lunches in any way improving.

As a 6-7 year old, and as a foreigner at that, I couldn't comprehend this magic word 'inflation'. First vote I cast was for Ronald Reagan in that school. [They shouldn't have let me vote if they were being true to the principle of national sovereignty but...]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (ykYG2)

487

Who's there ? Who's there ?

Why did you ask twice ?

I didn't. I didn't.
Posted by: jsg a

,,,

is this Hawkins from Predator?

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

488 At my sister's place in the Frozen North.

-6 degrees F and falling.

No plans to go outside tonight.

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 07:48 PM (yUKyn)

489 Introverts, please come to the MoMee! Weasel will have a van come to your hotel to get you aethered up and relaxed before the event.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (Dc2NZ)


Eris, you should remind the introverts to wear interesting shoes, so that they can stand in the corner and have something intriguing to look at and discuss!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:48 PM (BiNEL)

490 Still reasonably hot, though.
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (T6t7i)

(stuffs near-new pair of thick glasses into USB port)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (LxWV7)

491 Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (BqBId)

No need for any of that.

Posted by: The B.C.o.S. at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (uEbPt)

492 I know, right?! I feel sorry for the people who never work up the courage to take the plunge. They have no idea what they're missing!

Plus Ben Had had much to do with my coming. An absolute treasure she is. She kept on me via email and phone.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (dUJdY)

493 There's always a catch...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)


You have no idea how fast she worked visiting her relatives into the festivities. I swear the conversation went exactly like this.
Hey, the Ace people are having one of their bigger shindigs they do every year, its in Virginia, I'm thinking of going, what do you think, are you interested?
Her- oh cool, can we visit my aunt?
BOOM.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (9Om/r)

494 >>I wonder how may of those four also banged Lisa.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Ever heard of a spit roast?

Posted by: Lisa Page at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (2cuLk)

495 Surprise anal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)

You can't surprise the willing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (1CjJc)

496 414 People with a rye sense of humor are leavening me sour.
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (ATCV4)


That's a crumby thing to say....

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (Vy7tf)

497 >>>
You can't surprise the willing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

Nor those in an an excited state of anticipation!!!!

Posted by: Jonathan V. Last at February 12, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

498 of those chaffle bread recipes - I'd mix the methods.

whipped egg whites (stiff peaks) - set aside
softened cream cheese mixed with the yolks - set aside
sift the almond four with the baking powder and a pinch of salt
mix the yolk and four mixture until just moist, fold in the egg whites and then put in the waffle maker.
I think whipped egg whites will give a better texture.
Black sesame seeds impart a more oily intense flavor if you want add sesame seeds

Posted by: batterup at February 12, 2020 07:53 PM (K4I9O)

499 Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (BqBId)

I see stark evidence of people doing completely unethical and unlawful things that result in others going broke, spending time in jail, impugned professionally and personally all while the people in charge of them (Barr and the executive service at the DoJ) make excuses for their continued employment.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (EK+jJ)

500 424


What's stopping the Deep State and Shiff from producing another fake
whistleblower who heard the president tell Barr to interfere in Stone's
case?





Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (9P5eb)

The lack of anyone believing it? The fact that the senate ain't going to convict and all you will do is push Trump's approval up?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (8ZASj)

501 After reading the thread it dawned on me the oft-mentioned condemnation of David French and Jonah et al isn't strong enough. Hyprocrites? Of course. Grifters? Sure. Modern Pharisees, abso-fucking-lutely. But they are also deliberately trying to incite hate and even violence against the deplorables.



Because don't kid yourself, that's where they are taking these erstwhile political disputes with all their fako-moralizing. These aren't tactical differences, where we are all "conservatives" and simply disagree as to whether the imperfect Trump is the appropriate vessel for change. Nor are our differences merely ideological, where the tru-Cons are truly protecting principles from erosion by the Big Tent invaders, us. No, French and others are going the full Monty and calling us immoral and irredeemable. Americans like us are clear and present dangers to polite society. We must be eradicated. That's the rhetoric they even use, but I sort of ignored it. I'm anti-political violence, but these people are pro violence. When Antifa attacked Tucker Carlson's house, and a Bernie Bro shot Republican House Members, or one drove through a voter registration drive in Jacksonville, French supported those actions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (YCpVK)

502 494 I know, right?! I feel sorry for the people who never work up the courage to take the plunge. They have no idea what they're missing!

Plus Ben Had had much to do with my coming. An absolute treasure she is. She kept on me via email and phone.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (dUJdY)
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Can't say enough good things about Ben Had.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (MVjcR)

503 Dear Lisa Page. Did Agent Strzok's dick taste like principle?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (rLZe7)

504 Fun fact: you can't actually swim in lava. It's literally liquid rock.

Gollum would have burst into flame when he fell into the Crack of Doom and his charred remains would have splintered on impact.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (cfSRQ)

And at 2 to 3 times the density of water, a body would not sink very far into it on impact. And would bob right back up, and burst into flame.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (LxWV7)

505 According to Archer the Swiss Guard is ruthless.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (g6Ha5)

They are probably Bettyless and Marcialess, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 08:06 PM (LxWV7)

506 Avenatti jurors reach end of first day of deliberations. I'm already pissed off it wasn't immediate guilty on all charges. WTF?
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM


Quick verdicts are usually "not guilty". A jury should actually spend some time going through the evidence before finding someone guilty.

Even a someone like avenatti.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 12, 2020 08:09 PM (r6GXX)

507 There are liquids dense enough that people can walk across them. Lava is one of them - assuming you aren't incinerated first.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)

Also, lava, once erupted, soon develops a thick, but flexible crust upon exposure to air. So they are walking on a waterbed, in effect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 08:11 PM (LxWV7)

508 Swiss Guards got a Sig in them pantaloomers.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (UUkQp)

509 I just want a MoMe in MN

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 12, 2020 08:15 PM (IYHxL)

510 I was 19 years old when I saw Reagan truly make America great again. Millennials never experienced 18% interest rates, oil boycotts, a depleted military or the USSR and all the various problems they caused. He was the man.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

I was 5 when he came into office, so I missed the bad times. I merely saw the change reflected in my Dad. I have told this before, but I still remember Dad waking me up election night 1984 clapping, cheering, laughing (perhaps a fist pump was involved) when the election returns were being reported. That is very out of character for Dad, but a wonderful memory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (2B9A/)

Jimmy Carter was that generations Obama. Fucking things up, blaming the people. Reagan undid Carter, like Trump is undoing Obama.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (eoQWY)

511 I seriously am shocked at how unChristian some of my favorite people turned out to be... like French. I can't see how hating Trump like they do is loving your enemy, or your neighbor as yourself. I didn't like him either, but he's just a guy. He has faults and they are easy to see. Some people have faults that are well hidden, I think that is worse. Trump is doing good. He is worthy of my appreciation.

Posted by: petunia at February 12, 2020 09:32 PM (4FqDg)

512 The 1980 election was the first presidential election i was able to vote in. I was going to college in Mad City, WI, so most of what i heard was how awful it would be if Reagan won.

I remember a lot of people being bummed at the results, but not at 2016 levels of hysteria. I wasn't all that upset, as i had been underwhelmed by Jimmy Carter from the beginning.

Realizing how much of the criticism of Reagan was actually based on a caricature of his actual politics was a mano step in my transition away from liberalism.

Posted by: Skrapheap at February 12, 2020 09:33 PM (Qgajt)

513 Jimmy Carter was that generations Obama. Fucking things up, blaming the people. Reagan undid Carter, like Trump is undoing Obama.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (eoQWY)

Well said

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2020 09:33 PM (M+Lyo)

514 "you're all Bad Christians because you're ignoring the Biblical injunction to love your enemies"

Actually Jesus came to be King of the Jews.
He therefore told Jews to love their enemies.(who in their Jewish understanding was everyone who were not Jews)
At the time that Jesus said this, there were no Christians, only Jews.(Jesus said "love your enemies" in the Gospels)

Christians came LATER, after the Jews rejected Jesus and crucified him.

2nd Chapter of Acts is when Christianity began.
Christians were a new religious entity.
They were an amalgamation of Jews and Christians.

Posted by: Speller at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (pSotA)

515 I'm not Christian, and I also don't expect Trump to hate on my behalf. And speaking of un-Christian, the left also claims that paying taxes is the same as giving to charity. Because apparently while God isn't fooled when you subcontract hate, he is fooled when you subcontract love.

Posted by: DaveM at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (WWC3Y)

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