Claim: Gigantic "Mystery Skeleton" Washes Up on a Scottish Bight

I just want to use the word "bight" so it sets in my memory.

I suspect this is fake but I also suspect I'm extremely bored so what the hell.

A gigantic 'skeleton' was found washed up on a Scottish beach during Storm Ciara.

And locals near Aberdeen have speculated that it could be the remains of the mythical Loch Ness Monster - despite the notorious body of water being roughly 120 miles away.

Well finally someone's making some sense.

You know, the edited-out face of the person standing behind the "find" suggests to me that this might not be completely credible.


Posted by: Ace at 03:12 PM




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1 That's a huge bitch...

Posted by: hawkpilot at February 12, 2020 03:12 PM (5alqd)

2 First.

Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 03:12 PM (YVvSQ)

3 Damnit.

Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 03:13 PM (YVvSQ)

4 Behemoth!

Posted by: hawkpilot at February 12, 2020 03:13 PM (5alqd)

5 Jonah Goldberg sighting?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 12, 2020 03:13 PM (wtvvX)

6 Hillary's discarded exoskeleton.

Posted by: LASue at February 12, 2020 03:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

7 Mom, is that you?

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 03:14 PM (ySK7x)

8 I mean, whatever that is, it's going to have DNA. We can start cloning monsters now.

Posted by: hawkpilot at February 12, 2020 03:14 PM (5alqd)

9 Not Godzilla.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2020 03:14 PM (KNsKs)

10 Looks like the skeleton of Jonah Goldberg's tapeworm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:14 PM (cAKts)

11 >>>5 Jonah Goldberg sighting?


it's not a Pierre Omidyar-sponsored function so nah

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:14 PM (PbpT7)

12 LOL this is so fake !

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:14 PM (zr5Kq)

13 This is a thing on the Internet.


It is NOT fake!

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (QLPEO)

14 Whale maybe?

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (ZCEU2)

15 All kidding aside, that's probably just a Right Whale spine.

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (ySK7x)

16 The Scots would never ever gin up a phony water monster.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

17 >>>10 Looks like the skeleton of Jonah Goldberg's tapeworm.


haha

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (PbpT7)

18 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (zZbCU)

19 RIP the Kracken...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (8D42x)

20 I don't have a roasting pan that big.

Damn.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (Y4EXg)

21 The Old Gods will return.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (zZbCU)

22 I'm not saying that its aliens, but its aliens

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (VjHOE)

23 That looks really fake. But who knows?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (SRRAx)

24 Someone tell the Cuck Brigade this is what a spine looks like.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (I8EVm)

25 I can solve the mystery: it's the skeletal remains of a whale.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (YslsA)

26 Joe Biden's political ambitions.

Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (UnA8+)

27 Scotland, of course !

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (zr5Kq)

28 Makes my back hurt.

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (Ne1i4)

29 I like when Ace is pissed off. Like that last post. A poet for the enraged

Posted by: Mog Smash at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (CgFRV)

30 Golden Corral is expanding into Scotland?

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (Izzlo)

31 The face is Lt Colonel.

The skeleton is all the stuff in Trump's closet.

Impeachment II.

Get some.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (bT7Yc)

32 The long lost GOP spine?

Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (HGUY+)

33 24 Someone tell the Cuck Brigade this is what a spine looks like.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (I8EVm)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (cAKts)

34 Giant sea snake?

Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (YVvSQ)

35
Someone tell the Cuck Brigade this is what a spine looks like.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (I8EVm)

-----

Yup. When Trump was opening that Scottish golf course, he shed his old one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (AzW6q)

36 Some dry rub and a few hours in the smoker, and that's good eatin'!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (NWiLs)

37 I mean, whatever that is, it's going to have DNA. We can start cloning monsters now.

Posted by: hawkpilot at February 12, 2020 03:14 PM (5alqd)

did you forget the lesson from Jurassic Park...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (8D42x)

38 I WANT to believe...

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (mAxkE)

39 And so it ends.

Posted by: Guy who always thinks things are ending at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (PbpT7)

40 Descendent of Piltdown man, obviously!

Posted by: iandeal at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (vgGyZ)

41
The long lost GOP spine?
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (HGUY+)

----

That was always a myth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (AzW6q)

42 Photoshop technology scares me more than a lot of the snooping technology.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (Uytaa)

43 14 Whale maybe?
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (ZCEU2)

vertebra look like some form of whale

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)

44 RED Skeleton ??

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (BqBId)

45 12 LOL this is so fake !
Posted by: runner


Not really -- dead whales wash up all the time on the Pacific Coast. They die of old age (and disease and ship propellers) too. Sometimes the carcasses are stripped clean by sharks, hence just the spines wash up. Not so weird or rare.

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (ySK7x)

46 14 Whale maybe?
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (ZCEU2)

Uh-oh. The start of fish jokes.

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (Ne1i4)

47 OMFG! That's Awesome!
Imagine that thing coming up next to you in a 25 foot sailboat.

or a kayak?

holy foook!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (d7Ww2)

48 doggeh spotted what's either a clump of dried hay or a hedgehog in the neighbors yard

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (G546f)

49 I can solve the mystery: it's the skeletal remains of a whale.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada



How is that even possible?

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (QLPEO)

50 Willowed:

Has anyone watched McMillions on HBO?

Documentary on the McDonalds Monopoly Game scandal.

Pretty interesting.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (S9U/P)

51 coronavirus bat spine

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (Ne1i4)

52 Probably a whale spine with decayed blubber hanging off. I bet the stench is amazing.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (J+mig)

53 31 The face is Lt Colonel.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (bT7Yc)

Geez. I was thinking the grey reminded me of something. Somehow, for a moment, I forgot the NPC meme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (cAKts)

54 Brontosaurus Ribs are my favorite.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (Uytaa)

55 also that's one big moray

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (G546f)

56 Bigfoot!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (bDqIh)

57 Is the Resolution just passed in the Senate the same as the one passed in the House, or do they need to be reconciled?

I see the text of the Senate one orders the President to "remove United States Armed Forces from hostilities against the Islamic Republic of Iran or any part of its government or military, by not later than the date that is 30 days after the date of the enactment of this joint resolution unless explicitly authorized by a declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force."

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (B3WeQ)

58 But was that a bight? Or just a beach?

Fun bight factoid: Glenn Curtis, aviation legend, flew the first seaplane from the calm waters of Spanish Bight, next to Coronado island in San Diego Bay. The area was filled in during WWII as North Island nearby became a large naval air station.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (El6T/)

59 This refuse looks suspiciously similar to Mitt Romney's get out the vote ORCA application.

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (2Mnv1)

60 I'm more worried about the face-eating bacteria on the person in the picture.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (YslsA)

61 Donny Two Scoops talking to the press, slamming the Stone nonsense.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (ufFY8)

62 Someone tell the Cuck Brigade this is what a spine looks like.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM


Threadwinner!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (ejd/p)

63 49 I can solve the mystery: it's the skeletal remains of a whale.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


How is that even possible?
Posted by: eleven


See comment #45.

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (ySK7x)

64 >>>Probably a whale spine with decayed blubber hanging off. I bet the stench is amazing.


Why, I never!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol as played by Margaret Dummond at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (PbpT7)

65 Anyone seen Hillary lately?

Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (s1F/J)

66 32 The long lost GOP spine?
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (HGUY+)

Nicely done!

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (mAxkE)

67 No step on snek!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (ejd/p)

68 66 32 The long lost GOP spine?
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (HGUY+)

Nicely done!
Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (mAxkE)

Seconded!

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (Ne1i4)

69
whale spine -


https://tinyurl.com/v68djlc

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (zr5Kq)

70 A gigantic 'skeleton' was found washed up on a Scottish beach during Storm Ciara.


There be dragons ahead.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (S9U/P)

71 Kurt Eichenwald to the white courtesy phone, please...

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (s3ilA)

72 Not New Jersey this time?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (NiFkv)

73 Titanosaurus!!
And I blame climate change for this.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

74 Lizzy, you have officially started a Thing. Can't get away with so much as a mistype around here....

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (I8EVm)

75
** to Ace **

'Afternoon, g'uvner!

** tugs forelock **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (pNxlR)

76 >>>55 also that's one big moray

when you catch quite a fright
from a spine on a bight
that's a moray

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

77 See comment #45.
Posted by: zombie


Not buying it. This is something new.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (QLPEO)

78 Watch out! When they start with editing out your face, pretty soon your entire body goes missing from photos. Then, where are you? The Lubyanka basement, that's where. For about a week, then you're just another corpse in the forest.

Posted by: Lavrentiy Beria, Secretary of Homeland Security at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (LISuA)

79 Six people under quarantine in Monroe County, NY for possible coronavirus.

Diversity is our death.

https://tinyurl.com/vnpm3w6

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (YA914)

80 Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (S9U/P)

Marky Mark was one of the producers. He's got his hand in a dozen different business ventures.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (Uytaa)

81 I love Brontosaurus Ribs. I hate when my car tips over

Posted by: Mog Smash at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (CgFRV)

82 How is that even possible?
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (QLPEO)

Bloats up with gas, floats up, drifts, gets picked at by scavengers, sinks shallow, then gets pushed ashore during the next storm.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (J+mig)

83 I saw Fee Waybill sit in the gigantic skeletons back in '93 at the Toledo Speedway Jam.

Posted by: centralscrutinizer at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (vI+F1)

84 I see the text of the Senate one orders the President to "remove United States Armed Forces from hostilities against the Islamic Republic of Iran or any part of its government or military,"

since we are not currently engaging in any military hostilities against Iran at all, this entire thing is a stupid virtue signaling exercise.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)

85
What we know for a fact that is not:

Mitt Romney's spine
Any #nevertrumper's spine

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (pNxlR)

86 Guy's got a face like Japanese Coitus.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (NUfnT)

87 I don't know if it's photoshop but there is definitely something fishy here.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (I8EVm)

88 it's fake..something

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (zr5Kq)

89 Those are some awfully consistent vertebrae.

Just sayin'...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (Boy/L)

90 Give me the video. I want to slap Jar-Jar and some dinosaurs over it.

Posted by: George Lucas, Creative Cryptozoologist at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (PbpT7)

91 Guy's got a face like Japanese Coitus.
Posted by: garrett



Not enough squares.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (S9U/P)

92 A least we aren't in a Soy Boy thread anymore

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (X+a7J)

93 It's a stalagbight.

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (Ne1i4)

94 72 Not New Jersey this time?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (NiFkv)

Even decayed mystery skeletons have standards

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (Izzlo)

95 84 I see the text of the Senate one orders the President to "remove United States Armed Forces from hostilities against the Islamic Republic of Iran or any part of its government or military,"

since we are not currently engaging in any military hostilities against Iran at all, this entire thing is a stupid virtue signaling exercise.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

What else is Congress supposed to do with both chambers in the hands of opposing parties and a presidential election less than 9 months away?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (zZbCU)

96
Brontosaurus Ribs are my favorite.
Posted by: Fred Flintstone


Especially when you are having a gay old time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)

97 since we are not currently engaging in any military hostilities against Iran at all, this entire thing is a stupid virtue signaling exercise.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)

More like electoral persuasion like everything else Democrat do. Most of the country is anti-war. They littorally have nothing.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (I8EVm)

98 77 See comment #45.
Posted by: zombie

Not buying it. This is something new.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (QLPEO)

the skull is probably missing, but you can see a couple of ribs in the upper left, in the sand.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (Kpl3J)

99 Proposed Mnemonic:

Bights are like Boobs.

They jut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (cAKts)

100 Brontosaurus Ribs are my favorite.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone

Especially when you are having a gay old time.

.....

Ribbed, for his pleasure.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (YA914)

101 This was not a boating accident!

Posted by: Matt Hooper at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (Io0tr)

102 It's like Jonah Goldberg's wife's orgasms: Fake.

Except when he's not home.

Posted by: Mushmouth from Fat Albert at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7)

103 Not gonna bight on this one.

Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (2YIkl)

104
45 12 LOL this is so fake !
Posted by: runner

Not really -- dead whales wash up all the time on the Pacific Coast. They die of old age (and disease and ship propellers) too. Sometimes the carcasses are stripped clean by sharks, hence just the spines wash up. Not so weird or rare.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (ySK7x)


Right! Just ask Lena Dunham -- they're always hosing her down and trying to push her back into the water whenever she spends time on California's beaches.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (pNxlR)

105 91 Guy's got a face like Japanese Coitus.
Posted by: garrett



Not enough squares.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (S9U/P)

==========

Reminds me of The Might Boosh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (zZbCU)

106 45 12 LOL this is so fake !
Posted by: runner

Not really -- dead whales wash up all the time on the Pacific Coast. They die of old age (and disease and ship propellers) too. Sometimes the carcasses are stripped clean by sharks, hence just the spines wash up. Not so weird or rare.

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (ySK7x)


Funny thing - on the shelf next to me is a piece of whalebone from the spine of a sperm whale that had been found washed up on Baranof Island. I got it from my dad who was a history teacher, and I think his parents had it for some unknown reason.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

107 50 Willowed:
Has anyone watched McMillions on HBO?
Documentary on the McDonalds Monopoly Game scandal.
Pretty interesting.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (S9U/P)


Yes, and I agree - very interesting!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (SRRAx)

108 >>>the skull is probably missing, but you can see a couple of ribs in the upper left,

those are devil horns

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7)

109 Pat Buchanan?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (CPk08)

110 Doesn't look like Nessie.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (S9U/P)

111 There is a conservative case to be made for harvesting giant marine animals.

Posted by: Jonathan V. Last at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (LISuA)

112 102 It's like Jonah Goldberg's wife's orgasms: Fake.

Except when he's not home.
Posted by: Mushmouth from Fat Albert at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7)

===========

Objection:

She hasn't touched him in a decade. Her orgasms are real when he's in the house. They just still don't involve him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (zZbCU)

113 >>Lizzy, you have officially started a Thing. Can't get away with so much as a mistype around here
Yeah, 'eel never live down that misspelling + spellcheck correction. Womp womp!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (bDqIh)

114 The old joke about the med school exam comes to mind....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (FOGOI)

115 Why do I see Hillary on the blanked out face? I have to stop paying attention to politics.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (I8EVm)

116 Cliff Clavin trivia

What was the movie playing at the Drive In during the opening of the Flintstones cartoon?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)

117 Could be a whale spine.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (19g6/)

118 At the end of La Dolce Vita, there's a carcass of a sea monster caught in some fishing nets.

That's all I can think of right now.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (jY2kO)

119 Whale.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (ovHX/)

120 "A gigantic 'skeleton' was found washed up on a Scottish beach during Storm Ciara.

And locals near Aberdeen have speculated that it could be the remains of
the mythical Loch Ness Monster - despite the notorious body of water
being roughly 120 miles away."


I'm thinking that slapping some hot iron to this won't help. From the looks of ole Nessie there, it might help.


Slap away.

Posted by: a bored person at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (/LQkF)

121 RED Skeleton ??

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (BqBId)


Gertrude and Heathcliffe!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (wtvvX)

122 What was the movie playing at the Drive In during the opening of the Flintstones cartoon?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)

Like The Monster or something. It was a dinosaur. Typical.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (cAKts)

123 More real than the FBI. Allowed.

Posted by: Pilt down , Man at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (WX+x0)

124
Could be Spiny Norman

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (pNxlR)

125 Not having read the comments yet...

Thar She Blows!!eleventy!!

Prolly a Sperm Whale carcass.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (6tIsy)

126 115 Why do I see Hillary on the blanked out face? I have to stop paying attention to politics.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (I8EVm)

It's like a Rorschach test.

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (Ne1i4)

127 125 Not having read the comments yet...

Thar She Blows!!eleventy!!

Prolly a Sperm Whale carcass.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (6tIsy)

=========

Make some good ole fashioned scrimshaw out of her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (zZbCU)

128 Well, if it's a diseased carcass, I'm sure the Chinese have a recipe for it.

Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (s1F/J)

129 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (cAKts)

Yep. The Monster

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (Uytaa)

130
Those wet beach sand pie fights look like they'd really suck.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (pNxlR)

131 It's some type of weasel.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (PbpT7)

132 As with Iraq's old regime, Iran's only victories against the US will be won on Capitol Hill.

Nice reminder of how unserious and far gone the country is though.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (El6T/)

133 So I read this as meaning that if Trump wacks a Qods member in Syria or Yemen in a month, he really has committed an impeachable offense. Not that he would be convicted but I bet they could get these 8 Republicans to vote for conviction which would make it a lot closer than last time. Especially since Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) would vote to convict even though he didn't vote for this resolution.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (B3WeQ)

134 What was the movie playing at the Drive In during the opening of the Flintstones cartoon?

.....

The Monster

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (YA914)

135
Obviously, it needs to be cleaned and tuned, and reborn as a world-renowned xylophone.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (6L2Vj)

136 "From Hell's Heart I spit at Thee !!!!"

"Oh, God! Somebody give Ahab his Meds ..."

Posted by: Overworked Staff at the Ole Mariners Home ... at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (LPnfS)

137 That's the Lena Dunham of mermaid of skeletons.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (MMNuL)

138 126 115 Why do I see Hillary on the blanked out face? I have to stop paying attention to politics.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (I8EVm)

It's like a Rorschach test.
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (Ne1i4)

=========

Is that where you shove him in prison and see who's imprisoned with whom?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (zZbCU)

139 The Dow is above 29,500. Will it hit 30K this week?

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (X+a7J)

140 So Weasel has sea monsters now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (cAKts)

141 108 >>>the skull is probably missing, but you can see a couple of ribs in the upper left,

those are devil horns
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7)

LOL it had a Triceratops Head!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)

142 116 Cliff Clavin trivia

What was the movie playing at the Drive In during the opening of the Flintstones cartoon?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)

ROCKy Horror Picture Show

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (Ne1i4)

143 136 "From Hell's Heart I spit at Thee !!!!"

"Oh, God! Somebody give Ahab his Meds ..."
Posted by: Overworked Staff at the Ole Mariners Home ... at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (LPnfS)

===========

"He thinks his chest is a cannon again."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (zZbCU)

144 Isn't it odd that a kid named Jonah would grow up to be a whale?



Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (2YIkl)

145 Its Lessie, the Ex.

Posted by: Nessie at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (NgKpN)

146 >>>136 "From Hell's Heart I spit at Thee !!!!"

"Oh, God! Somebody give Ahab his Meds ..."


Wrong. The quote is from Khan Noonian Singh.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)

147
What was the movie playing at the Drive In during the opening of the Flintstones cartoon?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)

Ooh ooh I know this one Mister Kotter!

It was "The Monster"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (XN+hF)

148 Looks like the krayt dragon skeleton from the first Star Wars movie.

Posted by: Augustine at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (BDZWU)

149 146 >>>136 "From Hell's Heart I spit at Thee !!!!"

"Oh, God! Somebody give Ahab his Meds ..."


Wrong. The quote is from Khan Noonian Singh.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)

==========

Jean-Luc Picard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (zZbCU)

150 Poor Vermithrax Pejorative

Posted by: WonkishRogue at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (hRbV/)

151
And locals near Aberdeen who are sober but one day every fortnight have speculated that it could be the remains of the mythical Loch Ness Monster - despite the notorious body of water being roughly 120 miles away."


'Ere, who you calling 'notorious', laddie? Fight me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (pNxlR)

152 The Dow is above 29,500.


==

MARKETS REACTING TO SANDERS WIN IN NH !!!

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (zr5Kq)

153 Prolly a Sperm Whale carcass.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (6tIsy)

Harvey Weinstein Sighting!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)

154 Point of order: The United States of America does not recognize any country known as the "Islamic Republic of Iran."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (Boy/L)

155


"Take a bight out of crime!"

- - MacGruff the Scottish Hoax Dog

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (zBaqJ)

156 .>>>150 Poor Vermithrax Pejorative


I get it, and I appreciate it.

(Dragonslayer.)

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (PbpT7)

157 147
What was the movie playing at the Drive In during the opening of the Flintstones cartoon?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)

Ooh ooh I know this one Mister Kotter!

It was "The Monster"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (XN+hF)

starring ROCK Hudson and Sharon STONE

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (Ne1i4)

158 Might be fake or might not be but either way it is dead because of Trump, global warming, and, of course, OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (pw+jk)

159 I remember being in a 10 ft aluminum rowboat with my dad, fishing in Quartermaster Harbor for Silvers.

A humpback whale surfaced and blew about 10 yards away from us. Scared the shit out of me. It's humbling being that close to something that big.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

160 But the first few seasons originally had a different opening where Fred stops to pick up Wilma's dress at the cleaners on the way home from work, comes in, hops in his chair and Wilma turns on the TV. The DVD box sets use that opening for the seasons where it should be.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (XN+hF)

161
Ever see video of that 1970s attempt to get a giant rotten whale carcass off a Northern California beach with dynamite? Turns out it's not a good idea.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (6L2Vj)

162 Well according to the court reports, we can be sure this is not the skeleton of Weinstein's penis.

Alternative joke:

I kept telling my Schaedenboner not to go for long swims in the Atlantic- but would he listen?!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (cAKts)

163 To the last I grapple with thee. From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (B3WeQ)

164 It's a basking shark. It's always a goddamn basking shark.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (vIIgH)

165 159 ...It's humbling being that close to something that big.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)


Teeing it right up for the Paolo, that is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (zBaqJ)

166
Might be fake or might not be but either way it is dead because of Trump, global warming, and, of course, OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at Febr


Global warming claims another victim ....

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (zr5Kq)

167 to repeat on the stupid war powers act - Senate will pass it, but Trump will veto it, takes 66 to overturn a veto, they don't have it, and it wouldn't have done anything anyways.

much ado about nothing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)

168 163 To the last I grapple with thee. From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (B3WeQ)

He seems nice.

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (Ne1i4)

169
"Take a bight out of crime!"

- - MacGruff the Scottish Hoax Dog

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Joy Behar used to do McGruff radio PSAs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (aKsyK)

170 Alien. Obviously. To be more exact, one of the aliens that planted life on earth.

Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (Gtjwx)

171 It's like a Rorschach test.
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (Ne1i4)

Come to think of it my mom did look like Hillary. Probably a coincidence.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (I8EVm)

172 starring ROCK Hudson and Sharon STONE
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (Ne1i4)

Ann Margrock

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Uytaa)

173 Dragonslayer is a pretty good movie. Bombed pretty badly. It tried to walk this line of being both realistic in tone and production design, while also featuring a wizard and a fire-breathing dragon. I guess it missed most people, but I liked it.

Great dragon design too.

Game of Thrones might be a spiritual successor ....

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (PbpT7)

174 Nah Grump I don't think the useless Senate GOP types will have any interest in shampeachment, especially over a president whacking furrin' terrorists, whatever the dubious "war powers" arguments.

But it's a nice index of how stupid these GOP types (and apparently all Dems) are that in the 4th decade of an ongoing war, in which the US has almost never responded adequately, they want to signal that no action can be taken. Even as the enemy works full time to be able to menace our forces and of course pulls triggers non-stop against partners and our perceived interests.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (El6T/)

175 Wrong. The quote is from Khan Noonian Singh.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)


Hey! We have HBO down here at the Ole Mariners Home ...

We're not stuck in the Clipper Ship Era!

Posted by: Overworked Staff at the Ole Mariners Home ... at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (LPnfS)

176 136 "From Hell's Heart I spit at Thee !!!!"



"Oh, God! Somebody give Ahab his Meds ..."





Wrong. The quote is from Khan Noonian Singh.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)

===
Nope. Nanzi Palsi.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (pw+jk)

177 Teeing it right up for the Paolo, that is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


oh, for crying out loud.

Happy Birthday, JJ!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (d7Ww2)

178 >>.It's humbling being that close to something that big.


The Paolo. He gets that a lot.

Posted by: Paolo at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (U5eXT)

179 snopes.com has rated the assertion that that's St. James Comey's carcass after Trump had him taken out as "mostly false."

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (5OlSw)

180 Brontosaurus Ribs are my favorite.
Posted by: Fred Flintstone

Especially when you are having a gay old time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

---

If you were Fred, do you think you'd start to wonder why Wilma seemed to do an awful lot of showering by means of an elephant's trunk?

Well?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Y4EXg)

181 148 Looks like the krayt dragon skeleton from the first Star Wars movie.
Posted by: Augustine at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (BDZWU)

A friend of mine has one of those 'bones' in his Star Wars collection

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Izzlo)

182 What was the movie playing at the Drive In during the opening of the Flintstones cartoon?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)

Like The Monster or something. It was a dinosaur. Typical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Did it star Dash Riprock?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (S9U/P)

183 Cary Granite

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (XN+hF)

184
"From Hell's Heart I spit at Thee !!!!"

not 'spit', 'stab'.

He says 'spit' in reference to what he'd do with his last breath.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (pNxlR)

185 163 To the last I grapple with thee. From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (B3WeQ)

We are getting all Star Trek good movies up in here!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (cAKts)

186 172 starring ROCK Hudson and Sharon STONE
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (Ne1i4)

Ann Margrock
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Uytaa)


PAPER Laurie and Edward SCISSORHANDS...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (zBaqJ)

187 172 starring ROCK Hudson and Sharon STONE
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (Ne1i4)

Ann Margrock
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Uytaa)

and Mike GRAVEL
music by Sly and the Family STONE

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Ne1i4)

188 A humpback whale surfaced and blew about 10 yards away from us. Scared the shit out of me. It's humbling being that close to something that big.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

that happens a lot more than you think it should to small boats, and I think the whales know exactly what they're doing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)

189 Stoney Curtis

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (XN+hF)

190
IGNEOUS Semmelweiss.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (zBaqJ)

191 >>To the last I grapple with thee. From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee


'He tasks me. And I will have him.'

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (U5eXT)

192 This is not a whale skeleton. The vertebrae are all wrong. It looks much more like a large crocodile skeleton.

Posted by: Spamf Roming at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (l+MMl)

193 188 A humpback whale surfaced and blew about 10 yards away from us. Scared the shit out of me. It's humbling being that close to something that big.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)

that happens a lot more than you think it should to small boats, and I think the whales know exactly what they're doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)

============

Just know that they like you very much, but they are not your damn whales.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (zZbCU)

194 Nessie is real and she's a plesiosaur. Everyone knows that.

And I think Loch Ness has open access to the ocean.

Meanwhile, Ace, if you're still German-curious "bight" fits a pattern. Nearly all of our silent "gh" words have cognates with -- pronounced "ch".

Night - Nacht
Eight- acht
Freight - Fracht
Neighbor - Nachbar

Bigth - Bucht (usually the word for "bay", but come on).

Helpfully yours,

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (gd9RK)

195 A. Nessie is real.

II. That's a whale skeleton.

C. The face is blanked out because they took all the ambergris.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (mf5HN)

196 To the last I grapple with thee. From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee stalagtittie

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (QLPEO)

197 that happens a lot more than you think it should to small boats, and I think the whales know exactly what they're doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)

The raimondo of the whale world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (cAKts)

198
187 172 starring ROCK Hudson and Sharon STONE
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (Ne1i4)

Ann Margrock
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Uytaa)

and Mike GRAVEL
music by Sly and the Family STONE
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Ne1i4)


Gneiss!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (pNxlR)

199
Richard BASE_SALT...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (zBaqJ)

200 185 163 To the last I grapple with thee. From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (B3WeQ)

We are getting all Star Trek good movies up in here!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (cAKts)

"Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!" is better in the original Klingon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (Kpl3J)

201 Geode C. Scott

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (PbpT7)

202 I think its joe biden!

Posted by: raimondo at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (gs09o)

203 Kitty Patch grabbed Heidi's cross necklace off her night stand and carried it off. I can't find it anywhere.
well, I guess I can't vacuum. so there's that.

Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (Gtjwx)

204
PEBBLES Flintstone FTW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (zBaqJ)

205 PAPER Laurie and Edward SCISSORHANDS...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (zBaqJ)

Paper Laurie kills Ann Margrock in the movie.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (Uytaa)

206 Of course Nessie is real.

Posted by: Scotland Bureau of Tourism at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (zr5Kq)

207 So, if that is the Loch Ness monster it kind of means that the theory about there being a secret underwater tunnel between the loch and the ocean is true.

Or the interdimensional thing.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (HALdu)

208 >>to repeat on the stupid war powers act - Senate will pass it, but Trump
will veto it, takes 66 to overturn a veto, they don't have it, and it
wouldn't have done anything anyways.



Gosh, it's almost as if the plan was:
step 1: Limit Trump from attacking Iranian terror leaders in Afghanistan (or other countries) leading attacks on our forces, bases, embassies

step 2: Iran successfully attacks an American target
step 3: Impeach Trump because he allowed this atrocity to happen.
Why are they siding with Iran?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (bDqIh)

209 Barney's advisers suggested they give 7-9 years to Rocker Stone.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (I8EVm)

210 This needs a IG to find out what Trump has done to kill this wonderous sea creature through his policies of detaining immigrants!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (2mteh)

211
196 To the last I grapple with thee. From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee stalagtittie
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (QLPEO)


Yeah! Shakespeare in its original Klingon!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (pNxlR)

212 Shalely Duvall

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (PbpT7)

213 I am so scared Joe will be home all of the time I dropped my tail.

Sorry.

Posted by: GodJilla Biden at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (bT7Yc)

214
Actually, Joe Biden is Joe Rockhead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (zBaqJ)

215 Nessie is real and she's a plesiosaur. Everyone knows that.

And I think Loch Ness has open access to the ocean.


No.

And only a qualified yes via a small "river" through Inverness.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (Boy/L)

216 PEBBLES Flintstone FTW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Bam bam, bam bam bam!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (S9U/P)

217 BaROCK Obama

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (Ne1i4)

218
In Like FLINT. Literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (zBaqJ)

219 Still got more meat on it than Ann Coulter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

220 Actually, Joe Biden is Joe Rockhead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (zBaqJ)

He'd be the little dinosaur bird that Pebbles uses for a comb.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (FOGOI)

221 This is the skeleton of Moray Keene.

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey-Chompers at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (PbpT7)

222 Quarry Granite.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (QLPEO)

223

🐉

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (zr5Kq)

224 I think that kat timpf is proof that ann coulter reproduces asexually.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (HALdu)

225 I was just at "Pirate's Bight" a few weeks ago for vacation.

I've got the tshirt to prove it.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (9V81o)

226 Nessie is real.

II. That's a whale skeleton.

C. The face is blanked out because they took all the ambergris.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (mf5HN)

Have you listened to the comedian Kathleen Madigan yet? She's got a great bit on Nessie.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (Uytaa)

227 It's humbling being that close to something that big.
Posted by: nurse ratched

---

The Paolo, he will comfort you.

Posted by: Paolo at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (Y4EXg)

228 Joe Rockhead was a solid, stand-up, blue-collar guy.

Joe Biden is no Joe Rockhead.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (XN+hF)

229 >>>Have you listened to the comedian Kathleen Madigan yet? She's got a great bit on Nessie.

i've got an HBO show coming up about that

Posted by: Amy Schumer (not really relevant any longer but whatever) at February 12, 2020 03:37 PM (PbpT7)

230
Miss MARBLE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)

231 the key to being a good comedienne is research and memorization

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:37 PM (HALdu)

232 don't leave out the Rock-sploitation pics starring DOL-O-MITE!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)

233 It's a grabloid.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (KUaJL)

234 PEBBLES Flintstone FTW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

----

Uh, Wilma won't let Bam Bam close to Pebbles.

Posted by: Paolo at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (Y4EXg)

235 Hercule Porrous

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (PbpT7)

236 The Paolo, he has a whale named after him.
Le Sperma Whale.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (zr5Kq)

237 203 Kitty Patch grabbed Heidi's cross necklace off her night stand and carried it off. I can't find it anywhere.
well, I guess I can't vacuum. so there's that.
Posted by: Cannibal Glob

a cat burglar

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (G546f)

238 150
Poor Vermithrax Pejorative

pretty sure that vermithrax pejorative was an alien in one of those st:tng "holodeck tries to take over the ship" episodes. the one involving a steam train.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (sGtp+)

239 235 Hercule Porrous
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (PbpT7)

Created by Agatha Schistie?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (FOGOI)

240 235 Hercule Porrous
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (PbpT7)


SEDIMENTARY, my dear Watson..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (zBaqJ)

241 And I guess it goes without saying there are a ton of Flintstone porn out there.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (Uytaa)

242 Sir Lawrence Olivine

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (QLPEO)

243
Uh, Wilma won't let Bam Bam close to Pebbles.

But Arnold the Paperboy, he might get close enough to "deliver the papers."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (XN+hF)

244 Its a dead whale that has decayed a lot. I remember an old globe my Dad had with pictures of sea monsters in the ocean and North America drawn incorrectly. I would accept a few kraken showing up and eating a ship now and then, if just for the neatness factor.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (cGlgB)

245 In the picture... are those stalagmites or stalagtitties?

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (I8EVm)

246 Cary Granite

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (XN+hF)

Tony Curtesceous

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (32YRo)

247 And I guess it goes without saying there are a ton of Flintstone porn out there.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February




the weird thing is that there is no hq porn out there

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)

248 That thing resembles the Biden campaign (from its start, actually).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (puu6v)

249 a cat burglar

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (G546f)


Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (Gtjwx)

250 I'M JUST RESTING

Posted by: Nessie at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

251
I was informed, coldly, by a curator at the welcome center of the USNA in Annapolis, that my well -intentioned suggestion that they correct their spelling of "taught line hitch", on one of their knot tying handouts, to "taut line hitch", that "Boy Scouts call it 'taut', the US Navy calls it 'taught'!"

"Dumbass," was all I could think when I read that response.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (pNxlR)

252 224
I think that kat timpf is proof that ann coulter reproduces asexually.

big black nemesis
parthenogenesis

Posted by: shriekback at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (sGtp+)

253

Connie SILICA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (zBaqJ)

254
William Barr's gonna testify to the House on March 31. On what I'm not sure. Maybe Schiff will hand him a hairbrush and ask for a spanking.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (M9ntN)

255 ace if you're bored der Trumpenfuhrer has twatted that Mueller lied to Congress.

Hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (El6T/)

256 215 Nessie is real and she's a plesiosaur. Everyone knows that.

And I think Loch Ness has open access to the ocean.

No.

And only a qualified yes via a small "river" through Inverness.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (Boy/L)

Isn't that where someone mislaid 4 and 20 virgins?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (l4C/z)

257 the weird thing is that there is no hq porn out there
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)

Out there? I agree. Not out there.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (Uytaa)

258 215 Nessie is real and she's a plesiosaur. Everyone knows that.

And I think Loch Ness has open access to the ocean.

No.

And only a qualified yes via a small "river" through Inverness.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (Boy/L)

clearly there is an underwater tunnel leading down to Pellucidar!

Posted by: Edgar Rice Burroughs.. at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (NgKpN)

259 Ace virtue signaling with a pic that curves to the left. I'd have reversed the fucker.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (I8EVm)

260
the weird thing is that there is no hq porn out there
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)
I air gapped my HQ porn server

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (2mteh)

261 241 And I guess it goes without saying there are a ton of Flintstone porn out there.

First Google hit - Wilma and Betty getting it on with a strap-on in their "rockbottoms."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (XN+hF)

262 And now for some (more) political humor of the day:

Within seconds of the Bloomberg event in Chattanooga kicking off, a protester came onstage, got on the mic and yelled "this is not democracy, this is plutocracy"

Yep; If Bernie is shut out there will be some dicey shenanigans

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (WI7YS)

263 254


William Barr's gonna testify to the House on March 31. On what I'm
not sure. Maybe Schiff will hand him a hairbrush and ask for a spanking.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (M9ntN)

stop it, you're getting me excited!

Posted by: Nadler at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (Gtjwx)

264 When I mad3 my drs. Appointment this morning and told them symptoms, the first question was have I been out of the country recently or been in contact with anyone that has. I also had to wear a mask while there. Finally got my hydrocodone cough medicine so hopefully I'll pass out shortly...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (UUBmN)

265 Probably a whale spine with decayed blubber hanging off. I bet the stench is amazing.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (J+mig)

Probably why the guy in the photo has his face pixellated out. His nose fell off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (LxWV7)

266 261 241 And I guess it goes without saying there are a ton of Flintstone porn out there.

First Google hit - Wilma and Betty getting it on with a strap-on in their "rockbottoms."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (XN+hF)


I prefer Shaggy and Velma...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (zBaqJ)

267
the weird thing is that there is no hq porn out there
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)


If our now long past passive-aggressive shitposter, "curious" would return, we'd be awash in gay porn links. Be careful what you may wistfullly wonder.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (pNxlR)

268 262 And now for some (more) political humor of the day:

Within seconds of the Bloomberg event in Chattanooga kicking off, a protester came onstage, got on the mic and yelled "this is not democracy, this is plutocracy"

Yep; If Bernie is shut out there will be some dicey shenanigans
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (WI7YS)

============

So many ways to screw with this primary...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (zZbCU)

269 244 Its a dead whale that has decayed a lot. I remember an old globe my Dad had with pictures of sea monsters in the ocean and North America drawn incorrectly. I would accept a few kraken showing up and eating a ship now and then, if just for the neatness factor.
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (cGlgB)

That's pretty great.

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (Ne1i4)

270 255 ace if you're bored der Trumpenfuhrer has twatted that Mueller lied to Congress.

Hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (El6T/)

Even Better? Go look at his Prayer Breakfast speech.

He calls out Nancy Pelosi TO HER FACE.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (NgKpN)

271 big black nemesis
parthenogenesis

Freaks and cannibals! Prehistoric animals! Everybody happy as the dead come home.

Got to love a song that works "parthenogenesis" into the lyrics.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (XN+hF)

272
If you have the game show channel, Tattle Tales is on, now. Orson Bean and his wife are on. Orson just made a nice little rant against the Democrats!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:43 PM (9P5eb)

273 We have one of these monsters right here in our own Lake Candlewood. The locals call her Candy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 03:43 PM (QE8X6)

274 247
And I guess it goes without saying there are a ton of Flintstone porn out there.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February





the weird thing is that there is no hq porn out there


well, there's the victory rack...

Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2020 03:43 PM (sGtp+)

275 I prefer Shaggy and Velma...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February



guessing there is more stuff of scooby doing them


guessing there is none of fred getting anything

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:43 PM (HALdu)

276 And I guess it goes without saying there are a ton of Flintstone porn out there.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (Uytaa)


Asking the important question...do Wilma and Betty get it on?

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 12, 2020 03:43 PM (6tIsy)

277
Bible Trivia:

In what book is Noah?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (9P5eb)

278 Fred wore an ascot. Gay.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (XN+hF)

279 AOC wants to know what a 3-D printed x-ray is doing on the beach.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (I8EVm)

280 277
Bible Trivia:

In what book is Noah?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (9P5eb)

============

The Gospel According to Excalibur

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (zZbCU)

281 Well ain't I just the slow one.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (6tIsy)

282 whale spine -


https://tinyurl.com/v68djlc
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (zr5Kq)

I remember seeing whale vertebra when I was in Greenland. Might even have pics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (LxWV7)

283 O/T AOC introduced legislation to ban fracking nationwide.
Where's the Bulwark to tell us how severely conservative this is?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (bDqIh)

284 I don't know what Ace is bitchin' about. This skeleton is clearly more conservative than Trump and we all should be voting for it in November!

Posted by: Richard Head at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (LLUXC)

285 Bloomberg event in Chattanooga

Yeah, that's going to go well.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (Boy/L)

286 Anyone who plays World of Warcraft (Classic) recognizes that as one of the dead sea creatures that wash up on the beaches south of Auberdine in Darkshore. Just Sayin'.

Posted by: Clark at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (4QVmu)

287 I bet that beach smells like a Genuine Gwynneth Paltrow Snizz Candle.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (U5eXT)

288 Just reading that Barr has agreed to appear before the House Judiciary committee next month.

Should be fun.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (G0vdT)

289
photoshop clue no 1:

No seagulls.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (zr5Kq)

290 Bible Trivia:

In what book is Noah?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Old Testament.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (QLPEO)

291 Was the Flintstones being the Honeymooners text or subtext?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (gd9RK)

292 Ace, if you're still reading this, kudos on that last thread, the one about making the conservative case for BSanders.

Genius, that. And calling J.V. Last before he proved you right was the icing on the cake!

Wonderful stuff!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (xptlg)

293 🐋

Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (ovHX/)

294 O/T AOC introduced legislation to ban fracking nationwide.

--

SCIENCE!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (PstIx)

295 Won Ton Soup
Nessie Skeleton Soup
Hot and Sour Soup
Bay Soup
Birds Nest Soup with Grubs

Posted by: Whuhan Delight Minimum $10 order at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

296 277
Bible Trivia:

In what book is Noah?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (9P5eb)


Genesis.

Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (YVvSQ)

297 Daphne reveals deep daddy issues in the new, crappy Scooby Doo movie trailer.


Mmmm...hot redheads with daddy issues, that takes me back to Freshman year...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (l4C/z)

298 283 O/T AOC introduced legislation to ban fracking nationwide.
Where's the Bulwark to tell us how severely conservative this is?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (bDqIh)

============

Theory:

This is getting floated so that red district Democrats can campaign against it and say they are moderates, hoping to forget about impeachment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (zZbCU)

299 If that thing was on that beach, you'd see flocks of seagulls.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (zr5Kq)

300 In what book is Noah?

1 Enoch

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (ykYG2)

301 Genesis 6

Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (w7KSn)

302 283 O/T AOC introduced legislation to ban fracking nationwide.
Where's the Bulwark to tell us how severely conservative this is?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (bDqIh)


Should be fun to see her debate Michelle Caruso Cabrera.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (zBaqJ)

303 Genesis.
Posted by: Someguy


Peter Gabriel Genesis.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (QLPEO)

304 299 If that thing was on that beach, you'd see flocks of seagulls.
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (zr5Kq)


I'd ran, so far away...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (zBaqJ)

305 288 Just reading that Barr has agreed to appear before the House Judiciary committee next month.

Should be fun.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (G0vdT)

But first, my rendition of the speed metal version of Flight of the Bumblebees [raises bagpipes]

Posted by: AG Barr at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (RD7QR)

306 294 O/T AOC introduced legislation to ban fracking nationwide.

--

SCIENCE!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (PstIx)
-------

So she watched School House Rock and said "Ohhh, that's how you do it"

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (G0vdT)

307 Book of Noah. duh

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (QLPEO)

308 Mmmm...hot redheads with daddy issues, that takes me back to Freshman year...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo.

----

And we'd do it again in a heartbeat.

We never learn. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (Y4EXg)

309 302 283 O/T AOC introduced legislation to ban fracking nationwide.
Where's the Bulwark to tell us how severely conservative this is?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (bDqIh)


Should be fun to see her debate Michelle Caruso Cabrera.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (zBaqJ)

yes, because America's economy is doing TOO well!

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (NgKpN)

310
We should ship the skeleton to North Korea and feed a few thousand camp inmates...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (zBaqJ)

311 He calls out Nancy Pelosi TO HER FACE.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (NgKpN)


Yep.
"If I ever kill you you'll be awake, you'll be facing me and you'll be armed."

Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (Gtjwx)

312 AOC introduced legislation to ban fracking nationwide.

Putin stooge says what?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (Boy/L)

313 But!

Would they make soup out of it in Wuhan?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (2mteh)

314

A lotta shit went down in Genesis. A lotta shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (9P5eb)

315 anybody see that vid of the flaming helicopter over syria yesterday?

guess the Turks shot it down air-to-air.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (HALdu)

316 Que film of Oregonians blowing up beached whale carcass with dynamite.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (DjiZK)

317 AOC introduced legislation to ban fracking nationwide.



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Gas prices are too low. Way too low.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (KUaJL)

318
Just imagine being a dinosaur or any wild animal. You're lazily crossing a field on all fours, and oh, there's a Tyrannosaurus eating a sauropod over there. Look at all that blood gushing out, that T-Rex sure is crunching the other guy's bones and he's not even dead yet, just roaring away in horrible agony, yup. Not my day for the big jaws thank God. Ooh, that looks like a yummy plant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (M9ntN)

319 291 Was the Flintstones being the Honeymooners text or subtext?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (gd9RK)

It was derivative.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (I8EVm)

320 314 A lotta shit went down in Genesis. A lotta shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (9P5eb)


Mostly Jews controlling the weather, and stuff...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)

321 316 Que film of Oregonians blowing up beached whale carcass with dynamite.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (DjiZK)


"ANTI-FA, speak!"

- - Day of the (dead) Dolphin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (zBaqJ)

322
Mostly Jews controlling the weather, and stuff...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)
Don't forget the Jericho earthquake machine

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (2mteh)

323 Gas prices are too low. Way too low.
Posted by: joe


Terrifyingly low if you're a Dem.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (QLPEO)

324 Mostly Jews controlling the weather, and stuff...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)

sunrise, sunset...

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (zr5Kq)

325
The other couple on Tattle Tales is Robert Blake and his wife Sondra, who he didn't kill.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (9P5eb)

326 286 Its totally a Dark Shore Thresher, now go kill three of them and bring me their eyes and I will give you a shitty fishing pole.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (cGlgB)

327 I've heard tell of creatures called "whales" that are said to be mammalian vertebrates that also not immortal and thus leave skeletons just like the one in the picture when they die.

Posted by: csmats at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (X5VFN)

328 unless that was a non sequitur , I would assume you meant what book of the Bible was Jonah in.

Correct?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (Uytaa)

329 Ahhh. The usually secretive and nearly impossible hunt down Hildabeast Clintonista has washed ashore.

Posted by: W.J.C. at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (q80FF)

330 277
Bible Trivia:

In what book is Noah?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (9P5eb)

Galoshians.

Posted by: GodJilla Biden at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (bT7Yc)

331 Just reading that Barr has agreed to appear before the House Judiciary committee next month.

Should be fun.


dog with no teeth catches another car

Posted by: DanMan at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (kFOoV)

332 Gosh, it's almost as if the plan was:
step 1: Limit Trump from attacking Iranian terror leaders in Afghanistan (or other countries) leading attacks on our forces, bases, embassies

step 2: Iran successfully attacks an American target
step 3: Impeach Trump because he allowed this atrocity to happen.
Why are they siding with Iran?


Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (bDqIh)


Has anyone else noticed that their "Get Trump!" plans keep getting ever more self destructive and dumb as one after another fails? It's cartoonish, even.

"Gee, Schiffy, what are we gonna do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Nadles! Take down the Trump!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (hLRSq)

333 That one's too far gone for dynamiting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbidGgVDdaI

Posted by: Oregon DNR at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (FhXTo)

334 THERE it is! I've been looking all over for that. It's a NoVaMoMe 2020 door prize!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (MVjcR)

335 If that thing was on that beach, you'd see flocks of seagulls.

Jules Winfield shot Flock of Seagulls.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (gd9RK)

336 286
Anyone who plays World of Warcraft (Classic) recognizes that as one of
the dead sea creatures that wash up on the beaches south of Auberdine in
Darkshore.


aaaah! can't sleep! the murlocs'll get me!

Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (sGtp+)

337 Kracken is one of the finalists for name of the new professional hockey team in Seattle!

we are so excited!

season tickets sold out in less than 20 minutes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

338 The Book of Whales !

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (zr5Kq)

339 I don't know what you guys are so worked up about.

It's just a clump of cells.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (KUaJL)

340 It's a sign to buy stocks, because what isn't

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (g9x4e)

341 By the Seymour Marine Research Center in Santa Cruz there's a skeleton of a blue whale that collided with a freighter years ago. It must've been sick because there's no way a healthy one wouldn't have known it was there and avoided it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (rT99O)

342 324 Mostly Jews controlling the weather, and stuff...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)

sunrise, sunset...
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (zr5Kq)



"...hurling a hurricane at monzers,
laden with thunderbolts and tears.."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (zBaqJ)

343 The quicker people start unfollowing conservathots like Timpf the quicker they will have to become camgirls.

It's your duty to impoverish the conservathots until they need to openly prostitute themselves.

Posted by: dj3way at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (bhPL1)

344 I've heard tell of creatures called "whales" that are said to be mammalian vertebrates that also not immortal and thus leave skeletons just like the one in the picture when they die.

They're usually Japanese. And will split tens at the Blackjack table.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (Boy/L)

345 >> By the Seymour Marine Research Center in Santa Cruz there's a skeleton of a blue whale that collided with a freighter years ago. It must've been sick because there's no way a healthy one wouldn't have known it was there and avoided it.


Suicide?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (U5eXT)

346 338 The Book of Whales !
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (zr5Kq)

The Prince of Wales! Actually this one looks more like the Duke of Vancouver Island.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (2mteh)

347 My latest meal.
[burp]

Posted by: Cthulu at February 12, 2020 03:52 PM (Rbu5d)

348 Kracken is one of the finalists for name of the new professional hockey team in Seattle!

How about the Amputated Feet?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:52 PM (Boy/L)

349 There's a right time to split 10s.

End of the shoe and Aces and Paint haven't been showing?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:52 PM (U5eXT)

350
The person posing next to that ... whatever ... ought to have held a pair of marimba strikers while mimicking playing on dem bones.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:52 PM (pNxlR)

351 Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (UUBmN)

hope you feel better soon

chicken soup

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (G546f)

352 That one's too far gone for dynamiting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbidGgVDdaI
Posted by: Oregon DNR at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (FhXTo)


Is anything EVER too far gone for dynamiting?

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (yUKyn)

353 Update: Autopsy reveals the whale died of Klobuchar.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (I8EVm)

354 100% real

Posted by: Chris W at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (P7iDO)

355
Kracken is one of the finalists for name of the new professional hockey team in Seattle!


What, no love for Pyroclastic Clouds?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

356 >>Is anything EVER too far gone for dynamiting?


No.

Posted by: JJ Walker at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (U5eXT)

357
Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (UUBmN)

hope you feel better soon

chicken soup
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (G546f)








When you slap the hot iron to the chicken soup, it'll heat up nicely.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (kw0bd)

358 Thanks vmom!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (UUBmN)

359 Maybe it was already said above, but that is more spine than you could find inside all of the beltway.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (We5+z)

360 Just walk without rhythm, you'll be fine.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)

361 It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: McCoy at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (l3+k2)

362 Update: Autopsy reveals the whale died of Klobuchar. ''


===


Whale died of boredom ?

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (zr5Kq)

363 Chloe Salsameda @ChloeSalsameda
19m
#NEW: Attorney General William Barr will testify before the House Judiciary Committee on March 31.

He will be questioned on:

-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (BqBId)

364 I watched Orca last night and paid for the privilege.

Posted by: Chris W at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (P7iDO)

365 Kracken is one of the finalists for name of the new professional hockey team in Seattle!

Seattle Vagrants?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (iJVGX)

366 360 Just walk without rhythm, you'll be fine.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)

==========

I'm gonna jump up and down regularly instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (zZbCU)

367 lin-duh is sick? Uh oh!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (MVjcR)

368 The sea was snarky that day my friends.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (0Blh6)

369 Suicide?
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (U5eXT)


Probably too out of it to get out of the way.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (rT99O)

370 How was the beastie kilt?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (zJmMh)

371 I couldn't even decipher the gibberish that Kitty Kat meowed on her Twitter.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (ykYG2)

372 I think the Seattle NHL team Out to be The Seattle Seahags

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (BqBId)

373 This just in: the whale is polling ahead of Biden and Warren.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (iJVGX)

374 >>Is anything EVER too far gone for dynamiting?

Detroit ?

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (bT7Yc)

375 Kracken is one of the finalists for name of the new professional hockey team in Seattle!
Was homeless man shitting on a cop car already taken?

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (cGlgB)

376 Seattle Vagrants?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (iJVGX)

Queen Ann Queens

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (DjiZK)

377 >>The sea was snarky that day my friends.


Like an old Cuck trying to take a Flyover Country Rube to a New Yourk Deli.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (U5eXT)

378 367 lin-duh is sick? Uh oh!
Posted by: Weasel
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Linduh officially has type A flu...blah!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (UUBmN)

379 Damnit Jim, I'm an architect, not a marine biologist!

Posted by: George at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (l3+k2)

380
This just in: the whale is polling ahead of Biden and Warren.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (iJVGX)







Correction: Stinky Dead Whale

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (kw0bd)

381 The Turks and the Russkis and the regime Syrians have been mixing it up pretty good in/around Idlib recently.

One Turkish official called on NATO to help Turkey.

No comment - much laughter.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (El6T/)

382 The Craicen would be a good name for an Irish hockey team.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (zJmMh)

383 Mandatory $45K compact electric cars that can only travel 200 miles between charges and make routine 8 hour vacation drives take three days will never come to fruition so long as gas prices remain around $2, comrade. We must do something to induce utopia!

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (PstIx)

384 >>Kracken is one of the finalists for name of the new professional hockey team in Seattle!

Seattle with a hockey team? The Kraken? Bwahaha - ghey as Liberace on Ice!

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (32YRo)

385 Seattle Vagrants?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (iJVGX)

Queen Ann Queens
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

Tacoma Pucking Iceholes

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (We5+z)

386 when you fool the folks
with an internet hoax
that's a moray

Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (2cfUo)

387 378 367 lin-duh is sick? Uh oh!
Posted by: Weasel
---
Linduh officially has type A flu...blah!
Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (UUBmN)
-----
Oh no! Sorry!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (MVjcR)

388 NHL is making a mstake going to Seattle.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (U5eXT)

389
348 Kracken is one of the finalists for name of the new professional hockey team in Seattle!

- - - -

They really should go with Rain City Bitch Pigeons.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (nNEcr)

390 383 Mandatory $45K compact electric cars that can only travel 200 miles between charges and make routine 8 hour vacation drives take three days will never come to fruition so long as gas prices remain around $2, comrade. We must do something to induce utopia!
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (PstIx)

==========

I'm waiting for a little fusion power plant to put in the trunk and drive me for 1,000,000 miles between charges.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (zZbCU)

391 Tacoma Pucking Iceholes

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (We5+z)

Tacoma Aromas

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (DjiZK)

392 Kracken is one of the finalists for name of the new professional hockey team in Seattle!


Pretty sure there was a Kraken in Slapshot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (gd9RK)

393 I've split 10s before at a table by myself when the dealer had a 6 and I thought I could double my money. You know that feeling when the dealer draws four cards to a 21 after you just pulled a 9 and a face card. Yeah someone was f'ing with me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (Uytaa)

394 One Turkish official called on NATO to help Turkey.

Sorry, NATO has to wash its hair that day.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (Boy/L)

395
Mandatory $45K compact electric cars that can only travel 200 miles between charges
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (PstIx)






And take 8 hours to charge up to full capacity.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (kw0bd)

396 Team names all have to be ironic or meme-based now since everything is offensive (tm).

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (I8EVm)

397
Seattle Crackpots more like

Posted by: Rutabaga at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (LilNs)

398 I dub this photo "Wanderer Above The Sea of Bullshit".

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (OUMaO)

399 Someone figured out a use for a 3D printer

Posted by: Jessie Smollet at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (BDQo0)

400 Always double down on 11.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (I8EVm)

401 sEaTtLe
Kracken-pots?

Posted by: Rutabaga at February 12, 2020 03:59 PM (LilNs)

402
Seattle Crackpots more like
Posted by: Rutabaga at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (LilNs)






Psychoceramics

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 03:59 PM (kw0bd)

403 Not Found

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:59 PM (Ne1i4)

404 Seattle Non-Binary Kraken

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:59 PM (U5eXT)

405 Tacoma Floaters

Posted by: Pilt down , Man at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (WX+x0)

406 Looks like I'm finally going to have to go out and catch another fish

Posted by: Arthur Treacher at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (BDQo0)

407 Speaking of video games, Indie Gala has Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown for $21

https://www.indiegala.com/crackerjack/ace-combat-7-deal

I haven't played it but it looks pretty great. Someone said it's a bit less simulation and leans more towards arcade shooter. I may bight.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (PstIx)

408 Seattle Krakhoes

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (We5+z)

409
Dead whale on the beach?

The famous Oregon beach solution

It was a while ago, so most probably don't remember it.


But for my Horde friends, here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (sy5kK)

410
He will be questioned on:

-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani

======

He hope he gives them TMI.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (M9ntN)

411 Phillip McKraken

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (1ISKN)

412 Trying to work together "whale" "Barr" and "That's Amore'".

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (RD7QR)

413 403 Not Found

Posted by: m


I guess that gag was denied/forbidden...

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (OUMaO)

414 The Seattle Rain

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (zJmMh)

415 Looking for ways to use the word "bight" that will set it in my memory.
Bight me.
That ought to do it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (oRpiG)

416 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (sy5kK)

Love to see insurance claims on a few of those Ford LTDs.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (DjiZK)

417 Seattle Tweakers

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (RD7QR)

418 Phillip McKraken
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020

Phillip McKrevis

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (We5+z)

419 413 403 Not Found

Posted by: m

I guess that gag was denied/forbidden...
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (OUMaO)

Sad.

Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (Ne1i4)

420 Seattle Krakhoes

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (We5+z)

Heh

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (32YRo)

421 Is it me, or does Scotland smell like Katie Hill's office

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (BDQo0)

422 Sometimes giant globs of whale snot wash up on beaches. If you find one, grab it. They are worth $30-60k & are used in making perfumes.

Posted by: MHK at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (iQIUe)

423 This appears to be something excreted from Captain Kristol's cruise ship.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (TdMsT)

424 Well most of the humor is that NATO (excl. the US and, to a very limited extent, the UK) altogether could barely do anything of use or help for Turkey even if it wanted to.

The US is coordinating with Ankara - positive noises from Pompeo and special rep to Turkey to kibbitz.

It's 3-rd degree removed non-nukyler combat, toe to toe with the Russkis. It's good that today's Syria finally came along and displaced mid-80s Lebanon as the most convoluted effed up civil/int'l war in modern times. That record stood for a shamefully long time, considering what the MidEast is capable of when they really put their minds to it.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (El6T/)

425 Rammed into the Whaling Wall at full speed. Not a happy outcome.

Posted by: stumck at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (w9Wax)

426 410
He will be questioned on:

-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani

======

He hope he gives them TMI.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (M9ntN)

Well, I guess he could talk about that time in college when he picked up a "girl" from that sketchy bar...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (RD7QR)

427 Barr whaled on the pipes and that's amore thann I wanted.

Posted by: Pilt down , Man at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (WX+x0)

428 lin-duh,

sorry, hun. you're going to feel like shit for a few days. hang in there. it will get better.

treat your symptoms, don't be a hero.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (d7Ww2)

429 Nobody's done "Seattle Soyboys" yet?

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (yUKyn)

430 That may be James Carville, a man known for his...standing over bight.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (bT7Yc)

431 Nurse r!!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (MVjcR)

432 Bight is a light bite. Like a nibble. Not as big as gnaw, but not as small as a nip.

Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (Gtjwx)

433 363 Chloe Salsameda @ChloeSalsameda
19m
#NEW: Attorney General William Barr will testify before the House Judiciary Committee on March 31.

He will be questioned on:

-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case

Barr: "They lied to us. They went rogue and appeared to be trying to make a political statement"

-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals

Barr: "Why so angry? We get info from you guys in Congress all the time asking us to investigate. Why should Congress be the only ones allowed?"

-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu

Barr: " The President has the full prerogative, right, and power to nominate or pull a nomination. Are we done here?"

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (G0vdT)

434
Bloomberg event in Chattanooga

Did he take the choo choo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (aKsyK)

435 I once got a computer error message that was so white hot rage inducing that it is seared on my hippocampus.

"The object that you referenced does not reference the instance of an object."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (1ISKN)

436 433 -Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu

Barr: " The President has the full prerogative, right, and power to nominate or pull a nomination. Are we done here?"

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (G0vdT)

===========

He needs to be dismissively playing bagpipes through the entire exchange.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (zZbCU)

437 422 Sometimes giant globs of whale snot wash up on beaches. If you find one, grab it. They are worth $30-60k & are used in making perfumes.
Posted by: MHK at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (iQIUe)

Ambergris. And yes, it's rare and valuable.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (RD7QR)

438 When I had a computer I had a few flying games, great fun.

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (ZCEU2)

439 Rumint is that Liu is gonna remain as a ghost appointment at Treasury - i.e. functionally similar but not in a Senate-confirmable spot. Dunno if true, or if so why, or why her nomination was yanked anyway. Yeah, I'm no fun. Won't even guess as to any of that stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (El6T/)

440 Sometimes giant globs of whale snot wash up on beaches. If you find one, grab it. They are worth $30-60k & are used in making perfumes.
Posted by: MHK at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (iQIUe)
++++++++++++++
https://tinyurl.com/rgpnjo8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (I2dne)

441 403 Not Found
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:59 PM (Ne1i4)

SO CLOSE

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)

442 434
Bloomberg event in Chattanooga

Did he take the choo choo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (aKsyK)

========

This reminds me of Black Books.

Everyone should watch Black Books. I think it's free on Youtube.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (zZbCU)

443
The remnants of the Warren campaign.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (7rVsF)

444 20 I don't have a roasting pan that big.

Damn.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 03:15
-------------------------
LOL. Isn't that always the case?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (Dhht7)

445 Maybe Barr will take the opportunity at the Judiciary committee hearing to announce the first tranche of Durham's indictments.

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (yUKyn)

446
288 Just reading that Barr has agreed to appear before the House Judiciary committee next month.

Should be fun.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (G0vdT)


Barr vs The Nads!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (pNxlR)

447 403 Not Found
Posted by: m


FORBIDDEN.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (ykYG2)

448
Looking for ways to use the word "bight" that will set it in my memory.
Bight me.
That ought to do it.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (oRpiG)







Don't let it tie you in knots, though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (kw0bd)

449 434
Bloomberg event in Chattanooga

Did he take the choo choo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (aKsyK)

I have been to Chattanooga. Sugar's BBQ.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (90T4r)

450 So does the NHL West or whatever it's called have an uneven number of teams? Did someone claim to believe the NHL doesn't already have too many teams?

Seattle supported the old Western league Totems pretty well. But that was long ago in a hockey universe far away.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (El6T/)

451 Why hell would Barr consent to questioning by House Judiciary?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (I2dne)

452 Mini Mike needs a Big Mike to sit on his shoulder for these speeches.

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (ZCEU2)

453 451 Why hell would Barr consent to questioning by House Judiciary?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (I2dne)

=========

For sport.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (zZbCU)

454 People actually eat ambergris. It's considered a delicacy. (By disgusting people.)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (1ISKN)

455 Hi Weasel!

Can't wait to meet you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (d7Ww2)

456 I believe that carcass is what was left from the telephone pole spit roast at the TXMoMe.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (gd9RK)

457 Mr Nadler, do you want to swear my schlong in?

Because he's going to be involved today.

Posted by: Barr at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (HGUY+)

458 "The object that you referenced does not reference the instance of an object."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (1ISKN)

Ha. Is that GIS? Or python? I recognize it.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (I8EVm)

459 409
Dead whale on the beach?

The famous Oregon beach solution

It was a while ago, so most probably don't remember it.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (sy5kK)

November 1970? I wasn't even born yet.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (Ez6QX)

460 434
Bloomberg event in Chattanooga

Did he take the choo choo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (aKsyK)


No, but he kept singing the problematic lyric "BOY, you can give me a shine!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (zBaqJ)

461 454 People actually eat ambergris. It's considered a delicacy. (By disgusting people.)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (1ISKN)

Scandis. And Asians.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (90T4r)

462 455 Hi Weasel!

Can't wait to meet you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (d7Ww2)
-----
Same here!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (MVjcR)

463 People actually eat ambergris. It's considered a delicacy. (By disgusting people.)

I make my own. Yum yum!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (ykYG2)

464 When Biden and Warren drop out (soon), it's gonna remove the only remaining mildly amusing aspects to the s**t-show. Though Bloomberg's a bumbler surrounded by bumblers, and an artless liar, so he might provide some grade B yukks.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (El6T/)

465 He will be questioned on:

-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (BqBId)

3 slam dunks for Barr - it's going to be fun watching him cut his questioners to pieces.
#1 - yep, they misled their bosses and 9 years was excessive in relation to the crime.
#2 - someone gives you info, you vet it and see if anything holds up. That's their job. If nothings there, then nothings there.
#3 - I had to look up a Daily Kos article to find out what they're even claiming. Trump was trying to promote her to a job in the Treasury Dep't, and now he changed his mind. Apparently once someone is nominated for a job, it's an impeachable offense to withdraw the nomination.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)

466 Bring out your dead!

https://youtu.be/fvpvPKaqkjg

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (G546f)

467 Why hell would Barr consent to questioning by House Judiciary?

Heh. I can think of a couple of reasons.

Ass and taste figure prominently.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (Boy/L)

468 GOP Headquarters vandalized by Sanders supporter:

https://tinyurl.com/yx436e7b

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (WI7YS)

469 I make my own. Yum yum!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (ykYG2)


Me too!

Posted by: Jerry "The Hutt" Nadler at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (yUKyn)

470 460 434
Bloomberg event in Chattanooga

Did he take the choo choo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (aKsyK)


No, but he kept singing the problematic lyric "BOY, you can give me a shine!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (zBaqJ)


That, and " My Old Kentucky Home" as his rally lead music.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (90T4r)

471 I got that playing around with VBA. I never learned to code, I just copy stuff off the interwebs and sometimes get it to work.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (1ISKN)

472 Seattle supported the old Western league Totems pretty well. But that was long ago in a hockey universe far away.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM



Back when throwing salmon on the ice was a thing!
Go Buckaroos!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (axyOa)

473
394 One Turkish official called on NATO to help Turkey.

Sorry, NATO has to wash its hair that day.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (Boy/L)


I thought that NATO was donating plasma for its pet geese that day -- what is the revision date on the NATO calendar that you have?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (pNxlR)

474 GOP Headquarters vandalized by Sanders supporter:

https://tinyurl.com/yx436e7b
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (WI7YS)


But "right-wing terrorism" is what the FBI is worried about.

That's all you need to know about how corrupt the FBI is.

Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (yUKyn)

475 #3 - I had to look up a Daily Kos article to find out what they're even claiming. Trump was trying to promote her to a job in the Treasury Dep't, and now he changed his mind. Apparently once someone is nominated for a job, it's an impeachable offense to withdraw the nomination.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)

Unless it's a judge the Left doesn't like. Or anyone the Left doesn't like. Or whatever depending on what day it is.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (I8EVm)

476 471 I got that playing around with VBA. I never learned to code, I just copy stuff off the interwebs and sometimes get it to work.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (1ISKN)

==========

Said the coders of the Democratic Party's caucus apps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (zZbCU)

477 I found coding to be boring.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (90T4r)

478 Ambergris. And yes, it's rare and valuable.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (RD7QR)

Just as Calvin and Hobbes educated me on spelunking, Bob's Burgers educated me on Ambergris. Who said TV was a boob tube.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (Uytaa)

479
I got that playing around with VBA. I never learned to code, I just copy stuff off the interwebs and sometimes get it to work.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (1ISKN)







I'll let you in on a secret. That's how half the software engineers in the industry deals with code.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (kw0bd)

480 475 #3 - I had to look up a Daily Kos article to find out what they're even claiming. Trump was trying to promote her to a job in the Treasury Dep't, and now he changed his mind. Apparently once someone is nominated for a job, it's an impeachable offense to withdraw the nomination.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)

Unless it's a judge the Left doesn't like. Or anyone the Left doesn't like. Or whatever depending on what day it is.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (I8EVm)

==========

The Based GOP of 2025 is gonna have fun with a Democratic President, I tell you what.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (zZbCU)

481 Once walked into a shop to get my skates sharpened, 90s, had to ask the owner what the weird jersey with the hurricane-kinda symbol on it was - he looked at me like I'd just emerged from a cave (well, kind of true, on such things), and said "Carolina Hurricanes".

I laughed and said "NHL? Carolina has a team now?".

Good times, was playing 2-3 times a week. But no time for watching it on the toob.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:11 PM (El6T/)

482 Grabbed Ace Combat 7 at IndieGala yesterday. Whole series is arcadey but fun. May be a better experience on PC due to capped resolution/refresh rate on console.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 12, 2020 04:11 PM (sN9mD)

483 478 Ambergris. And yes, it's rare and valuable.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (RD7QR)

Just as Calvin and Hobbes educated me on spelunking, Bob's Burgers educated me on Ambergris. Who said TV was a boob tube.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (Uytaa)

========

Futurama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:11 PM (zZbCU)

484 I'll never forget how fucking pissed I was when the Bambi administration ordered a terrorism alert for white veteran types. Rat fuckers should rot in hell.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 04:11 PM (I8EVm)

485 388 NHL is making a mstake going to Seattle.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (U5eXT)
*****8
Not when the NHL is getting at least a quarter of a BILLION $ from the owners of Seattle franchise

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 04:11 PM (BqBId)

486 Well hell.
Mrs D just slapped me.
She just got back from the hair salon and gave me a hug. I started sniffing my hair and asked her how was my Joey Biden impersonation?

She didn't like it.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)

487 I got a VBA for Dummies book and I just can't bring force myself to start chapter 2.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (1ISKN)

488 486 Well hell.
Mrs D just slapped me.
She just got back from the hair salon and gave me a hug. I started sniffing my hair and asked her how was my Joey Biden impersonation?

She didn't like it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (Ez6QX)

489 They make perfume from ambergris.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (Uytaa)

490 >>I had to look up a Daily Kos article to find out what they're even claiming.

Pope AssHead will show up before then to "expertly" tell us rubes that none of this stuff by AG Barr is even remotely normal or routine - he's NEVER seen such outlandish and out of control illicit behavior! Sniff!

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (32YRo)

491 650 million

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 04:13 PM (zr5Kq)

492 Diogenes,LOL

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 04:13 PM (G546f)

493 Mrs D just slapped me.


Oh, slap me next!

Posted by: Mr. Zoot at February 12, 2020 04:13 PM (gd9RK)

494 He will be questioned on:

-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani

Answers:
(1) They work for me and I have the final say.
(2) We take information from everyone, even shady characters like congressmen.
(3) She works for the president at an at-will job.

Now listen to this rendition of Scotland the Brave.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 04:13 PM (hLRSq)

495 Oh hey look, the missing GOP backbone.

Posted by: Orson at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (GEq8i)

496 414 The Seattle Rain
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (zJmMh)



the Seattle Reign moved a couple of years ago to Tacoma, where the Reign FC are the woman's pro soccer team.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (sy5kK)

497 486 Well hell.
Mrs D just slapped me.
She just got back from the hair salon and gave me a hug. I started sniffing my hair and asked her how was my Joey Biden impersonation?

She didn't like it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)


Did she call you a Dog-Faced Pony Soldier too?

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (90T4r)

498 NHL is making a mstake going to Seattle.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (U5eXT)


It was a glorious sports day when the Sonics told Seattle to fuck off and moved to OKC.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (Yp/pV)

499 Is that before or after a Scot tried to deep fry it?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:15 PM (1ISKN)

500 The Left's projection is more out of control than a North Korean ballistic missile.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:15 PM (Uytaa)

501 thenewneo.com/the mueller investigation and roger-stone wheelswithin wheels
https://tinyurl.com/vbskvto

Everything those clowns do is for a trap, Barr should tell them to fk a monkey for all he cares he isn't going.

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)

502 Sadly the NHL, while having the best team sport, is always poor (by ridiculous pro sports standards), and is always begging for pennies and debasing itself for $$$. Soon they'll expand the season to 100 games and the playoffs to even more rounds (wait - that's not possible, everybody alreadys makes the playoffs and they all go on forever).

The small-town Canadian/central European sociology and mindset save the sport in terms of attitude and effort, even as the physical size of the players has rendered the game on the 85'-wide rink often boring.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:15 PM (El6T/)

503 497 486 Well hell.
Mrs D just slapped me.
She just got back from the hair salon and gave me a hug. I started sniffing my hair and asked her how was my Joey Biden impersonation?

She didn't like it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)


Did she call you a Dog-Faced Pony Soldier too?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (90T4r)

Please say yes, Diogenes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (Ez6QX)

504 Once walked into a shop to get my skates sharpened, 90s, had to ask the owner what the weird jersey with the hurricane-kinda symbol on it was - he looked at me like I'd just emerged from a cave (well, kind of true, on such things), and said "Carolina Hurricanes".

I laughed and said "NHL? Carolina has a team now?".

Posted by: rhomboid


That's how I felt when I found out Oklahoma City had a basketball team. NBA? Whut? LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (S9U/P)

505 Was the young fellow who ran into the GOP voter registration tent in Fl ever identified as a Sanders supporter, or he didn't say but just hated Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (WI7YS)

506 487 I got a VBA for Dummies book and I just can't bring force myself to start chapter 2.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (1ISKN)

Switch to Javascript?

It's not 'better' but it's more common and easier to get help with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (l4C/z)

507 The Seattle Dragons of the XFL have the best helmet logo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (Uytaa)

508 Fuck You, Mr Bighty!

Posted by: Kick-Ass at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (l3+k2)

509
That's how I felt when I found out Oklahoma City had a basketball team. NBA? Whut? LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (S9U/P)

STOLEN team

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (l4C/z)

510 I feel blessed that Mrs. kim and I agree on politics, mostly.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (0OmEj)

511 Snizzing on the bight can lead to sand in the nethers.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (seKed)

512 Hi Jordan61!!!!


whooohoooo!


and, BTW:

On March 26, 1917, the Seattle Metropolitans won the Stanley Cup and became the world champions of hockey. In Seattle, at The Arena, the Mets, coached by Pete Muldoon, defeat defending champion Les Canadiens of Montreal three games to one

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (d7Ww2)

513 I've always thought that Sumo wrestlers playing ice hockey would be worth watching.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (1ISKN)

514 Barr should really pipe himself into the hearing.

Why not?

The House under the Dems has become a far less entertaining farce than that scene might be.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (El6T/)

515 Watc "The Incident at Loch Ness" by Werner Herzog. It's pretty funny. You can skip the first 30 minutes of his hollywood friends. That famous picture of Nessy was cropped. That's the first time I saw that.

Posted by: ryukyu at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (vKhgw)

516 Well hell.
Mrs D just slapped me.
She just got back from the hair salon and gave me a hug. I started sniffing my hair and asked her how was my Joey Biden impersonation?

She didn't like it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)


Did she call you a Dog-Faced Pony Soldier too?
Posted by: tubal


Lie to us if you must.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (S9U/P)

517 Chloe Salsameda @ChloeSalsameda
19m
#NEW: Attorney General William Barr will testify before the House Judiciary Committee on March 31.


Which he will punch in the dick.


Seriously, they'll get nothing on Barr or any of his actions.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

518
He will be questioned on:

-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani

======

He hope he gives them TMI.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (M9ntN)

Well, I guess he could talk about that time in college when he picked up a "girl" from that sketchy bar...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to

======

TMI is also the plain truth. That's waaaaayyyy too much information for the Dems.

Schiff: "What did you get from Giuliani on Hunter Biden?"

Barr: (whips flash drive out of pocket with dangerous gleam in his eye) "I thought you'd never ask."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (M9ntN)

519 When I think of Scotland, I think of " Train Spotting".

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (90T4r)

520 512 Hi Jordan61!!!!


whooohoooo!



Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Hi Nurse!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)

521

Did she call you a Dog-Faced Pony Soldier too?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (90T4r)

Please say yes, Diogenes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM



Sadly no.
She just went with the usual "Rat Bastard" and "Scum Sucking Siberian Snow Pimp."

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (axyOa)

522 Gigantic "Mystery Skeleton" Washes Up on a Scottish Bight


SISSY!!!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (BDQo0)

523 I was sad when the Houston Aeros left the city. I wish we would get a hockey team.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (Uytaa)

524 Totally credible until proven otherwise ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (8/DeP)

525
Deep Thoughts by former College Democrat Kat Timpf
She's a national treasure.
** sidebar item **

Now do, "What if every one of our cells or atoms was like, heh, heh, a whole separate universe?" Kat!

I love that "Stoner Quotes" game!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (pNxlR)

526 I've always thought that Sumo wrestlers playing ice hockey would be worth watching.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Oh dayum! He just checked him thru the boards AND the stadium wall!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (S9U/P)

527 459 409
Dead whale on the beach?

The famous Oregon beach solution

It was a while ago, so most probably don't remember it.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (sy5kK)

November 1970? I wasn't even born yet.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (Ez6QX

I was a sophomore in high school. That clip was on the local news about 3 days. Viewers called the news and wanted to see it again.

No internet back then.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (sy5kK)

528 The application I was working with forced me into vba. And the stupid thing has it's own library, so half the stuff on the internet doesn't work right.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (1ISKN)

529 Pope AssHead ?

I don't know who that is, Boswell. Sorry; Not feeling well. I may be a little slower than normal today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (WI7YS)

530 523 I was sad when the Houston Aeros left the city. I wish we would get a hockey team.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (Uytaa)

===========

You're gonna miss having a baseball team, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (zZbCU)

531 529 Pope AssHead ?

I don't know who that is, Boswell. Sorry; Not feeling well. I may be a little slower than normal today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (WI7YS)

=========

PopeHat

Lawyer/TwitterAddict/Never Trumper

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (zZbCU)

532 527

No internet back then.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (sy5kK)


What did people do all day?

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)

533 business insider:

Leaked emails show Amazon is stockpiling products made in China because of coronavirus risk to its supply chain - after it said there were 'no interruptions' to its operations

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vjofn5p

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (G546f)

534 A bight is also a section of rope doubled back on itself, like a hairpin turn. If the free ends cross it becomes. a loop. The shape of a bight of land mimics the shape of a bight of rope. Another name for a bowline hitch is "half-hitch on a bight".

The More You Know

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (m45I2)

535 ( Louisiana) Lafayette Ice Gators is the best hockey name ever.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (Uytaa)

536 Dead whale on the beach?

The famous Oregon beach solution

It was a while ago, so most probably don't remember it.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (sy5kK)

November 1970? I wasn't even born yet.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (Ez6QX

I was a sophomore in high school. That clip was on the local news about 3 days. Viewers called the news and wanted to see it again.

No internet back then.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


"I think you used too much tnt!"

LOL.

No such thing. They just stood too close.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (S9U/P)

537 Nadler: "We want you to testify!"

Barr: "Are you sure Jerry?"

Nadler: "You damn right I am"

Barr: "Okay, you asked for it"

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (G0vdT)

538 By the way, at first I thought you could see the whale's tail in the lower right corner of the picture but it was just a fluke.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (m45I2)

539 537 Nadler: "We want you to testify!"

Barr: "Are you sure Jerry?"

Nadler: "You damn right I am"

Barr: "Okay, you asked for it"
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (G0vdT)

==========

It's like Mueller, but different.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (zZbCU)

540 534 A bight is also a section of rope doubled back on itself, like a hairpin turn. If the free ends cross it becomes. a loop. The shape of a bight of land mimics the shape of a bight of rope. Another name for a bowline hitch is "half-hitch on a bight".

The More You Know
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (m45I2)

Now what about nooses?

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (90T4r)

541 What did people do all day?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)

Don't ask. I'm assuming there was chafing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (Ez6QX)

542 The Deep Ones are back and this time they're PISSED!

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (T09ml)

543 The NHL should do well in Seattle. There is space for a Winter Pro Team. (XFL aside)
But I'm betting 500 Quatloos the city and county councils screw the pooch on this and tax it into oblivion.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (axyOa)

544 Saw Gordie Howe center for his two sons on the Houston Aeros back in the 70s, only WHA game I saw in person. That was nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (El6T/)

545

Sadly no.
She just went with the usual "Rat Bastard" and "Scum Sucking Siberian Snow Pimp."
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (axyOa)


so.

The familiar greetings, to make you feel warm and fuzzy and welcome.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM (sy5kK)

546 You're gonna miss having a baseball team, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (zZbCU)

Not really.

I do feel bad for the Astro fans though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM (Uytaa)

547 don't know who that is, Boswell. Sorry; Not feeling well. I may be a little slower than normal today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (WI7YS)

Ken White - goes by Pope Hat - he's the NeverTrumper's go to "expert" guy on all things DOJ because he occupied the copier chair at some federal district office

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM (32YRo)

548 Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (axyOa)

Bingo

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM (DjiZK)

549 541 What did people do all day?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)

Don't ask. I'm assuming there was chafing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (Ez6QX)

Ambergris would have helped.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM (90T4r)

550 541 What did people do all day?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)

Don't ask. I'm assuming there was chafing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (Ez6QX)

Increasing the population.

Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (YVvSQ)

551 i'm sure its already been mention but it looks like a sculpture. A Steel sculpture to be exact. My wife's cousin makes them and makes good money selling them as well.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (u6xw0)

552 They really should go with Rain City Bitch Pigeons.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (nNEcr)
----------
I laughed really hard at those jersey mockups for this name - perfect.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (Xvo1a)

553
The familiar greetings, to make you feel warm and fuzzy and welcome.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM


Oh! You've met my wife then?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (axyOa)

554 "I think you used too much tnt!"

LOL.

No such thing. They just stood too close.



Cars a quarter mile away got their roofs stove in by falling whale chunks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)

555 I know it's not a Nessie skeleton, but my ten year old self wants to believe...

*cue X-Files Mulder poster*

Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (hvf9s)

556 I know it's not a Nessie skeleton, but my ten year old self wants to believe...

*cue X-Files Mulder poster*

Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (hvf9s)
+++++++++++
Nessie's a space alien?

So much makes sense now!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (I2dne)

557 I laughed and said "NHL? Carolina has a team now?".

--

Imagine what the Venn diagram of influx of locusts to ice hockey demand looks like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (BZxhu)

558 554 "I think you used too much tnt!"

LOL.

No such thing. They just stood too close.


Cars a quarter mile away got their roofs stove in by falling whale chunks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)

Yeah, but maybe they scored some ambergris.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (RD7QR)

559 Surprisingly. On topic. War Turtle.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7996213

Stypendemys geographicus

Not a new discovery but a new specimen.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (XzVUd)

560 Just for information the ONT was left 25 comments short of 1K

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)

561 SERPENT SERPENT SERPENT

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (wGqjj)

562 I saw Falling Whale Chunks open for Bananarama at the Horizon in '87.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (Boy/L)

563 November 1970? I wasn't even born yet.
Posted by: Jordan61

Are you old enough to drive a car ?

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (arJlL)

564 556 I know it's not a Nessie skeleton, but my ten year old self wants to believe...

*cue X-Files Mulder poster*

Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (hvf9s)
+++++++++++
Nessie's a space alien?

So much makes sense now!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (I2dne)

=======

She and Poochie come from the same planet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (zZbCU)

565 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)

First rule of dynamite usage. Always park a mile away .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (Uytaa)

566 Diogenes, LCD!

Jordan and I are going to the NoVaMoMe!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

567 Sometimes you read The Message translation and you get:

1-2 God! Look! Enemies past counting!
Enemies sprouting like mushrooms,
Mobs of them all around me, roaring their mockery:
"Hah! No help for him from God!"

3-4 But you, God, shield me on all sides;
You ground my feet, you lift my head high;
With all my might I shout up to God,
His answers thunder from the holy mountain.

5-6 I stretch myself out. I sleep.
Then I'm up again-rested, tall and steady,
Fearless before the enemy mobs
Coming at me from all sides.

7 Up, God! My God, help me!
Slap their faces,
First this cheek, then the other,
Your fist hard in their teeth!

8 Real help comes from God.
Your blessing clothes your people!

Psalms 3

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (9VeU0)

568 Cars a quarter mile away got their roofs stove in by falling whale chunks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)

One car. A piece of whale that big could have killed a person.

I wonder if that LTD is still around? It would be highly collectible, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (LxWV7)

569 559 Surprisingly. On topic. War Turtle.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7996213

Stypendemys geographicus

Not a new discovery but a new specimen.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (XzVUd)

Mom?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (RD7QR)

570 565 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)

First rule of dynamite usage. Always park a mile away .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (Uytaa)
=========

I feel like this could be combined with the other Rule #1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (zZbCU)

571 565
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)



First rule of dynamite usage. Always park a mile away .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (Uytaa)

The explosion was great, it was the smell they couldn't deal with

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (DjiZK)

572 SERPENT SERPENT SERPENT

"Serpentine, Shel, Serpentine "

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (arJlL)

573
534 A bight is also a section of rope doubled back on itself, like a hairpin turn. If the free ends cross it becomes. a loop. The shape of a bight of land mimics the shape of a bight of rope. Another name for a bowline hitch is "half-hitch on a bight".

The More You Know
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (m45I2)


The loop formed for the Bowline must be an overhand loop, otherwise tough nuggies, no Bowline.

The Sheet Bend knot is the same knot as the Bowline, but it is used to join together two lines having dissimilar diameters.

You also can tie a Bowline on a Bight to create a non-slipping pair of loops for a person's legs to hoist them out of trouble.

Bights upon bights.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (pNxlR)

574 November 1970? I wasn't even born yet.
Posted by: Jordan61


***

Damn Jordan, in November, I was still recovering from the Washougal River Rock Festival and Lighter Than Air Faire.
Good times...good times...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (axyOa)

575 The infamous exploding whale:

https://binged.it/2UJbD2p

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (S9U/P)

576 Any of you electronics hobbyists looking for a weekend project? How about building a rotary-dial cell phone?

http://justine-haupt.com/rotarycellphone/

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (I2dne)

577 So nothings happening today? been out all day

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (6XlcD)

578 don't know who that is, Boswell. Sorry; Not feeling well. I may be a little slower than normal today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (WI7YS)

Also, sorry to hear your not feeling well, Fen - get well.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (32YRo)

579 That reminds me of the only good part of my last date.

Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (llOn+)

580 [sidebar]

You mean tosay there's ARTWORK for SMOD?

Should it not be featured on the *art* thread?

Posted by: Cthulu at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (Rbu5d)

581 I knew a Bigfoot skeleton would be found. Like they bury their dead.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (P5k1D)

582 577 So nothings happening today? been out all day
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (6XlcD)

Nope. We are thinking about blowing up a whale.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (90T4r)

583 570 565 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)

First rule of dynamite usage. Always park a mile away .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (Uytaa)
=========

I feel like this could be combined with the other Rule #1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (zZbCU)

Don't stick dynamite in crazy?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

584 November 1970? I wasn't even born yet.
Posted by: Jordan61



I was 8.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (S9U/P)

585 Diogenes, LCD!

Jordan and I are going to the NoVaMoMe!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM



I'm still working on my boss the pay my plane fare.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (axyOa)

586 That picture is obviously a fake, since it shows a democrat with a spine

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (85Gof)

587 First rule of explosives: P for Plenty.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (El6T/)

588 Any of you electronics hobbyists looking for a weekend project? How about building a rotary-dial cell phone?

--

I'm trying to give that stuff up. I look back on too many things and realize I've pointlessly wasted my life. Same with owning Italian cars. I'm still trying to get away from British.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (BZxhu)

589 Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (9VeU0)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (WI7YS)

590 I was 8.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (S9U/P)

HA! Older than me.

Fossil.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (Boy/L)

591 583
I feel like this could be combined with the other Rule #1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (zZbCU)

Don't stick dynamite in crazy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

==========

I was thinking:

Always park a mile away from crazy. She won't know what you drive afterwards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

592 I wonder if that LTD is still around? It would be highly collectible, now.


I'm gonna wash the blood and blubber off this wreck. And I'm going to garage it. Someday there will be an internet and on the internet there will be an ebay.

And I'll have the car from the flying dynamited whale parts story. And I'll be rich, RICH I TELLS YA!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (gd9RK)

593 Nurse, You are going to have a fantastic time.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (7LXZS)

594
BOOM

splat

splat splat

splat splat splatter splatter THUMP splatter splatter

Posted by: Twelve Cases of Dynamite at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (6L2Vj)

595 >>Cars a quarter mile away got their roofs stove in by falling whale chunks.


There was much blubbering.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (XKSSv)

596
Nope. We are thinking about blowing up a whale.

LOl... They did that a while back on one of our local beaches.... Not a good idea

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (6XlcD)

597 http://bit.ly/2tQN8oQ
********
University Of Pittsburgh To Obtain Samples Of Coronavirus
*******
What could go wrong ?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (BqBId)

598 566 Diogenes, LCD!

Jordan and I are going to the NoVaMoMe!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

Yeah we are, woot!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (Ez6QX)

599 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (zZbCU)

Don't stick dynamite in crazy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

==========

I was thinking:

Always park a mile away from crazy. She won't know what you drive afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

Ah so. Dynamiting crazy might actually be a good thing. Public service, even.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (NWiLs)

600 nude nancy pelosi

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

601
I saw the 76ers with Julius Erving play the Supersonics with Jack Sikma in Seattle a number of years before the Sonics bugged out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (pNxlR)

602 We insured a quarry and I must have handle at least a few dozen 'damage' claims from people / homes a couple of miles from the quarry.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (Uytaa)

603 BOOM

splat

splat splat

splat splat splatter splatter THUMP splatter splatter


screams

splat

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (Boy/L)

604 600 nude nancy pelosi
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

Ew.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (Ez6QX)

605 it's likely been pointed out already, but it looks like the skeleton was there, got buried, then the storm eroded the overburden away, hence the sand underneath it.


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (+fZqU)

606 >>> Leaked emails show Amazon is stockpiling products made in China because of coronavirus risk to its supply chain - after it said there were 'no interruptions' to its operations

There was a report on NPR yesterday on the run on surgical masks, and how surgeries could be impacted in the US because the majority of surgical masks are made in China, and production and shipment will be halted.

(This is exactly why we need to bring these jobs back to the US, and not keep them over in third world sweatshops.)

The guy they interviewed turned it into a Trump blame session...surprise!! He said if US is not prepared for this possible pandemic, is because he canned the Ebola Czar position after that crisis was over.

Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (hvf9s)

607 It's the skeleton of a mermaid of the genus M. McCain.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (qu1px)

608 Sorry, Blaster, Jumpy computer

Sometimes I use "The Message" in worship services because-for lack of a better term-it's" in your face" and gets people gets to listen and think.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (WI7YS)

609 BOOM

splat

splat splat

splat splat splatter splatter THUMP splatter splatter
Posted by: Twelve Cases of Dynamite



They were on the friggin beach. They should have used shaped charges and blew it towards the water.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (S9U/P)

610 When I think of Scotland, I think of " Train Spotting".
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM

++++

I think of my wife.

And that first party in Glasgow. The one where I blacked out.

Those bitches can DRINK.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (T09ml)

611 Bights upon bights.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


********

Seems like there's a knot nerd in every crowd. Thanks for the additional info.


Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (m45I2)

612 543 The NHL should do well in Seattle. There is space for a Winter Pro Team. (XFL aside)
But I'm betting 500 Quatloos the city and county councils screw the pooch on this and tax it into oblivion.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (axyOa)
------------------

The access to Key Arena, specifically the lack of it from anywhere outside Seattle, is the reason that the city and county over 25 years ago did a detailed study on where to build new stadiums, and created and zoned "the stadium district". That is where CenturyLink (football) and T-Mobile Park (baseball) were built.
The stadium district is the only geographic place that has access from north, south (I-5), east (I-90) and west (ferry boats).

A local guy with private money tried to build a new basketball/hockey stadium there, but the Seattle city council shut him down, again and again.

Instead, they chose to rebuild (essentially all new) the original Coliseum, aka Key Arena, far away, where traffic is shut down all afternoon and early evening. It takes nearly 2 hours to get from the eastside (Bellevue-Redmond) to a parking spot. Oh, and since the Sonics left 12 years ago, 90% of existing parking in the area is GONE, now mostly apartments and new offices.

It is the classic city government of Seattle looking no farther than their own navels to make decisions for the entire area.

And boy, are they arrogant about their decision.

It is a classic socialist government clusterfook.

And the hockey fans outside the immediate city will pay again and again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (sy5kK)

613 Although if you were to tell me I had to choose between owning a 1988 Alfa Romeo Milano for five years or having five years to build a rotary phone from scratch, I know which one I'd choose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (BZxhu)

614
566 Diogenes, LCD!

Jordan and I are going to the NoVaMoMe!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
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Woo Hoo!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (MVjcR)

615 Oh, the huge manatee!

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (qu1px)

616 There was a report on NPR yesterday on the run on surgical masks, and how surgeries could be impacted in the US because the majority of surgical masks are made in China, and production and shipment will be halted.


Already is. Was told by my dental hygienist this morning about how there are now restrictions on gloves an masks due to the Kung Flu.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (S9U/P)

617 Oh, the huge manatee!
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (qu1px)

That definitely didn't deserve to be willowed.

Good one.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:33 PM (Uytaa)

618 577 So nothings happening today? been out all day
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (6XlcD)

The tests kits for Kung Flu are basically worthless says the CDC, China will become a fractured warlord state in the near future, and according to knew models based on China's numbers Hong Kong and Singapore (each breaking close to 50 cases) have about 10 weeks before their shit gets real.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 04:33 PM (P5k1D)

619 Local drugstore (big chain) was out of masks last week, had signs up, people actually asking for them when I was there.

Wonder how air fares to east Asia (not China) are looking?

That ski trip to Hokkaido might happen early.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:35 PM (El6T/)

620 I was born in November of 70.


Fight me!



Posted by: dananjcon at February 12, 2020 04:36 PM (u6xw0)

621 Nessie's a space alien?
So much makes sense now!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (I2dne)

Extinct Earth mammal. Kirk and Spock will come back to our time to revive it so it can talk to a space cylinder.

Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:37 PM (hvf9s)

622 >>> Wonder how air fares to east Asia (not China) are looking? That ski trip to Hokkaido might happen early.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:35 PM (El6T/)

Cruises are a steal right now. Seeing so many ads for them.

Tokyo Olympics will be dicey this summer if there is still a panic by then.

Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:40 PM (hvf9s)

623 um...

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:01 PM (zr5Kq)

624 I dreamt of being on a thread dedicated to the great dem strategy.......and then I ended up here

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:02 PM (zr5Kq)

625 Uh. WTF just happened?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 05:03 PM (XN+hF)

626 that was a blast !

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:03 PM (zr5Kq)

627
624 I dreamt of being on a thread dedicated to the great dem strategy.......and then I ended up here
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:02 PM (zr5Kq)


OMG--I had the same dream.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:03 PM (TdMsT)

628 we were time-warped !

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (zr5Kq)

629 Ladyl, hold my hand ! We'll make it !!

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (zr5Kq)

630 Um, I'm in an alternate universe.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (G0vdT)

631 OMG--I had the same dream.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:03 PM (TdMsT)
-------------

runner, ladyl and blake's excellent misadventure!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (V3+/n)

632 Is this The Twilight Zone thread?

Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (88xKn)

633 Wait, I think I see a bright light !

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (zr5Kq)

634 629 Ladyl, hold my hand ! We'll make it !!
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (zr5Kq)


Thank you, runner!

(Sticks hand through USB port)

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (TdMsT)

635 Schroedinger's Nood

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (q1Pj5)

636 I'm confused.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (yRWJE)

637 Evidently, we weren't done with the whale.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (G0vdT)

638 Would a seance help?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (TdMsT)

639 Evidently, we weren't done with the whale.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (G0vdT)


Not in this timeline.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (q1Pj5)

640 But why does it smell like....a giant whale carcass washed up on the beach ?

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (zr5Kq)

641 That looks like the end result of something I ate last night.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (EgshT)

642 ummmmmmmmm

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (CLteG)

643 willowed again

Posted by: Jerry at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (EgshT)

644 It's all done with mirrors.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (q1Pj5)

645 Well, the word "bight" is now seared, seared! into my hippocampus.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (V3+/n)

646
runner, ladyl and blake's excellent misadventure!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (V3+/n)


Can you see anything? It's really foggy here...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (TdMsT)

647 We were bighted...

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (zr5Kq)

648 HELP ! HELP !!!

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:08 PM (zr5Kq)

649 640 But why does it smell like....a giant whale carcass washed up on the beach ?
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (zr5Kq)


I think that skeleton has been in the barrel.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:08 PM (TdMsT)

650
Can you see anything? It's really foggy here...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (TdMsT)
--------------

I'm confused, do we avoid the light or go toward it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:08 PM (V3+/n)

651 The hell?

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:08 PM (MVjcR)

652 Is this that Jeep commercial based on the Groundhog Day movie?

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (ewSN2)

653 I hear something large moving nearby. Making squishy noises.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (q1Pj5)

654 choke me, it's the only solution

Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (CLteG)

655 I'm confused, do we avoid the light or go toward it?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:08 PM (V3+/n)


See? That's the problem!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (TdMsT)

656 So we lost the other thread?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (6XlcD)

657 Or is this that obscure late 60s television show I've recently found in reruns called "The Time Tunnel"?

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (ewSN2)

658 Amy, she's like so dreamy. Did you notice her hair? It's full of flavonoids which can be harvested with a comb. That's how she stays trim, adding them to salads and stuff.

Posted by: my word as a Biden at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (WX+x0)

659 Hello again Horde !

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (arJlL)

660 Did a whole thread just get nuked?

Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (w7KSn)

661 hold on - the light is moving -- TOWARD US !

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (zr5Kq)

662 OK people. Don't panic. I saw something like this once on The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (MVjcR)

663 I saw Gigantic Mystery Skeleton open for Stalag Titties back in '84.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (uEbPt)

664 What happened to the Pelosi thread?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (uquGJ)

665 And no! I didn't do it this time.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (MVjcR)

666 What happened to the Pelosi thread?

She croaked?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (6XlcD)

667 This is worse than being caught in a trash compactor on the Death Star.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (q1Pj5)

668 um, the light at the end of your tunnel
is just a freight train coming your way

Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (CLteG)

669 OK people. Don't panic. I saw something like this once on The Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (MVjcR)
------------

Not exactly an endorsement for the current shenanigans.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (V3+/n)

670 This is worse than the ending to "The Turning".

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (ewSN2)

671 Good news ! Arts and crafts time has been extended 4 hours today !

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (bT7Yc)

672 I suspect this is fake..
--------

#Believe

Posted by: Piltdown Man at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (CDGwz)

673 664 What happened to the Pelosi thread?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (uquGJ)


The skeleton seems to have special power.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (TdMsT)

674 Did Pelosi get ace to pull the thread?

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (Tnijr)

675 And i thought your bung hole smelled bad...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (vD+o9)

676 We're caught in some sort of time & space rift. It happens. Seen it lots of times.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (MVjcR)

677 I have the Pelosi thread in another tab - can get messages to them, if needed...

Posted by: Parker at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (zV/fi)

678 but first, you will bight me!

Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (CLteG)

679 Did Pelosi get ace to pull the thread?


Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (Tnijr)


We've been jug whomped!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (q1Pj5)

680 Perhaps this is something to bring up with Blog Management.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (UZal8)

681 I come here for fresh news and get old rotten fish. wth

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (Tnijr)

682 THERE WAS A POST AND THEN IT WAS GONE! LIKE A THING OUT OF HELL!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (RD7QR)

683 Kat Timpf knows why.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (P5k1D)

684 We may pop out of the wormhole at the NoVaMoMe 2020!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (MVjcR)

685 There, by the ceiling, was Captain Kirk floating by.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (q1Pj5)

686 What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on here?

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (aS1PU)

687 You can't pull a thread up by its bootstraps.

Posted by: AOC at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (ewSN2)

688 676 We're caught in some sort of time & space rift. It happens. Seen it lots of times.
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (MVjcR)


Weasel--I'm so glad you are here.

I hope you're armed.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (TdMsT)

689 We may pop out of the wormhole at the NoVaMoMe 2020!!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (MVjcR)

Or at Wuhan ?

HELP ! HELP !!!

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (zr5Kq)

690 I have teeth in my anus

Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (CLteG)

691 Perhaps this is something to bring up with Blog Management.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (UZal

Get Karen to go ask to see the Manager.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (q1Pj5)

692 "There, by the ceiling, was Captain Kirk floating by."
Shatner is mort?

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (Tnijr)

693
Is there another thread?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (zBaqJ)

694 688 676 We're caught in some sort of time & space rift. It happens. Seen it lots of times.
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (MVjcR)


Weasel--I'm so glad you are here.

I hope you're armed.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (TdMsT)
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Well, yes. Yes I am! I will protect you!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (MVjcR)

695 Maybe it's the obscure 80s sci-fi TV show I recently discovered called Otherworld.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (XN+hF)

696 Can I as a question? Why can't we make surgical gloves and masks in the U.S.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (WI7YS)

697 684 We may pop out of the wormhole at the NoVaMoMe 2020!!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (MVjcR)


I'm going to attend, I believe.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (TdMsT)

698 People are still commenting in it so I don't know where to leave this.

Bulletproof...so far @BulletproofFar
Does anybody notice anything strange with Buttigieg's Afghanistan deployment pic?

1. No weapon! We are required to carry at least a sidearm in a WZ.

2. No name tag or branch tag on his uniform.

3. No company patch or even an American flag on either sleeve.

Three strikes.

Ace, have you seen that? Looks like Mayor Pete may have been even less impressive in his service than previously realized.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (uquGJ)

699

What comes out of yur still suit aint water, just sayin...

Posted by: Stalag Titties of Doom at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (vD+o9)

700 whoa! Disappearing post! It's just like Nessie!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (Kpl3J)

701 638 Would a seance help?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (TdMsT)

You WANT to summon Pelosi's shade?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (RD7QR)

702 Is there another thread?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (zBaqJ)

it's baaaaack !

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (zr5Kq)

703
I'm going to attend, I believe.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (TdMsT)
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GREAT!! It will be so nice to see you again!

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (MVjcR)

704 You know, the edited-out face of the person standing behind the "find" suggests to me that this might not be completely credible.

----

Unless the person actually looks like that in real life.

I'm seeing people do some pretty unattractive things to their faces these days.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 05:16 PM (GcvMs)

705 693
Is there another thread?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (zBaqJ)

THERE WAS! IT'S NOT THERE NOW, BUT THERE WAS!!!!

Posted by: Commodore Decker at February 12, 2020 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)

706 I have teeth in my anus
Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM


Technically, that's a cloaca.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 05:16 PM (TjltE)

707 It has reappeared. Jumping over to the new post.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:17 PM (q1Pj5)

708 Is there another thread?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Yeah.

Just not HERE !

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2020 05:17 PM (arJlL)

709 I c dead chickens

Posted by: kwisatz haderach at February 12, 2020 05:17 PM (CLteG)

710 703
I'm going to attend, I believe.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (TdMsT)
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GREAT!! It will be so nice to see you again!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (MVjcR)


Can't wait to see you, Weasel!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:17 PM (TdMsT)

711 I'm so nimble I can suck my own dick!

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at February 12, 2020 05:17 PM (vD+o9)

712
The old new (new old) thread is back up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 05:17 PM (zBaqJ)

713 {{{Ladyl}}}

So you are going to brave the wilds of NoVa?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 05:17 PM (BiNEL)

714 Its not fake, but she's afraid of being prosecuted for putting her foot on it. Her disrespectful and humiliating pose violates the "Unkown Unknown Species Act." It was obviously murdered by global warming and they would pin it on her as co-conspirator.

Posted by: Rich at February 12, 2020 05:20 PM (/Zade)

715 I remember the smart new plan during WWI where to discharge the Germans everyone just ran straight at them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2020 05:24 PM (j3npP)

716 Unless the person actually looks like that in real life.

I'm seeing people do some pretty unattractive things to their faces these days.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 05:16 PM (GcvMs)
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It's the new gig for the art restoration lady.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:30 PM (V3+/n)

717 What happened to the Pelosi thread?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM
++++

It was Botoxed

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 12, 2020 05:40 PM (T09ml)

718 Kaiju McRibs

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 12, 2020 05:48 PM (Exd63)

719
I bet some tartar sauce would make a difference.


Posted by: Matthew Slater at February 12, 2020 05:57 PM (aUIrK)

720 Detachable penis.

So that's where it ended up.

Posted by: EXTERMINATE!!! at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (hbrUW)

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