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Claim: Gigantic "Mystery Skeleton" Washes Up on a Scottish Bight
I just want to use the word "bight" so it sets in my memory.
A gigantic 'skeleton' was found washed up on a Scottish beach during Storm Ciara. And locals near Aberdeen have speculated that it could be the remains of the mythical Loch Ness Monster - despite the notorious body of water being roughly 120 miles away.Well finally someone's making some sense. You know, the edited-out face of the person standing behind the "find" suggests to me that this might not be completely credible.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: hawkpilot at February 12, 2020 03:12 PM (5alqd)
Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 03:12 PM (YVvSQ)
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Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (AzW6q)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (VjHOE)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Allie at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Mog Smash at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (CgFRV)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (Izzlo)
The skeleton is all the stuff in Trump's closet.
Impeachment II.
Get some.
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (bT7Yc)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (HGUY+)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (I8EVm)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (YVvSQ)
Someone tell the Cuck Brigade this is what a spine looks like.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (I8EVm)
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Yup. When Trump was opening that Scottish golf course, he shed his old one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hawkpilot at February 12, 2020 03:14 PM (5alqd)
did you forget the lesson from Jurassic Park...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (mAxkE)
Posted by: Guy who always thinks things are ending at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: iandeal at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (vgGyZ)
The long lost GOP spine?
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (HGUY+)
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That was always a myth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (ZCEU2)
vertebra look like some form of whale
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: runner
Not really -- dead whales wash up all the time on the Pacific Coast. They die of old age (and disease and ship propellers) too. Sometimes the carcasses are stripped clean by sharks, hence just the spines wash up. Not so weird or rare.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Uh-oh. The start of fish jokes.
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (Ne1i4)
Imagine that thing coming up next to you in a 25 foot sailboat.
or a kayak?
holy foook!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
How is that even possible?
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (QLPEO)
Has anyone watched McMillions on HBO?
Documentary on the McDonalds Monopoly Game scandal.
Pretty interesting.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (bT7Yc)
Geez. I was thinking the grey reminded me of something. Somehow, for a moment, I forgot the NPC meme.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (bDqIh)
I see the text of the Senate one orders the President to "remove United States Armed Forces from hostilities against the Islamic Republic of Iran or any part of its government or military, by not later than the date that is 30 days after the date of the enactment of this joint resolution unless explicitly authorized by a declaration of war or specific authorization for use of military force."
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (B3WeQ)
Fun bight factoid: Glenn Curtis, aviation legend, flew the first seaplane from the calm waters of Spanish Bight, next to Coronado island in San Diego Bay. The area was filled in during WWII as North Island nearby became a large naval air station.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:15 PM
Threadwinner!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
How is that even possible?
Posted by: eleven
See comment #45.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (ySK7x)
Why, I never!!!
Posted by: Bill Kristol as played by Margaret Dummond at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (s1F/J)
Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (mAxkE)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (HGUY+)
Nicely done!
Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at February 12, 2020 03:18 PM (mAxkE)
Seconded!
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (zr5Kq)
There be dragons ahead.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (s3ilA)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (NiFkv)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (pNxlR)
when you catch quite a fright
from a spine on a bight
that's a moray
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Lavrentiy Beria, Secretary of Homeland Security at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (LISuA)
Diversity is our death.
https://tinyurl.com/vnpm3w6
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (YA914)
Marky Mark was one of the producers. He's got his hand in a dozen different business ventures.
Posted by: Fred Flintstone at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: Mog Smash at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (CgFRV)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (QLPEO)
Bloats up with gas, floats up, drifts, gets picked at by scavengers, sinks shallow, then gets pushed ashore during the next storm.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: centralscrutinizer at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (vI+F1)
since we are not currently engaging in any military hostilities against Iran at all, this entire thing is a stupid virtue signaling exercise.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (NUfnT)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: George Lucas, Creative Cryptozoologist at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (NiFkv)
Even decayed mystery skeletons have standards
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (Izzlo)
since we are not currently engaging in any military hostilities against Iran at all, this entire thing is a stupid virtue signaling exercise.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
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What else is Congress supposed to do with both chambers in the hands of opposing parties and a presidential election less than 9 months away?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (zZbCU)
Brontosaurus Ribs are my favorite.
Posted by: Fred Flintstone
Especially when you are having a gay old time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
More like electoral persuasion like everything else Democrat do. Most of the country is anti-war. They littorally have nothing.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:21 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: zombie
Not buying it. This is something new.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (QLPEO)
the skull is probably missing, but you can see a couple of ribs in the upper left, in the sand.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Fred Flintstone
Especially when you are having a gay old time.
.....
Ribbed, for his pleasure.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (YA914)
Posted by: Matt Hooper at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (Io0tr)
Posted by: Mushmouth from Fat Albert at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (2YIkl)
45 12 LOL this is so fake !
Posted by: runner
Not really -- dead whales wash up all the time on the Pacific Coast. They die of old age (and disease and ship propellers) too. Sometimes the carcasses are stripped clean by sharks, hence just the spines wash up. Not so weird or rare.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (ySK7x)
Right! Just ask Lena Dunham -- they're always hosing her down and trying to push her back into the water whenever she spends time on California's beaches.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: garrett
Not enough squares.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:20 PM (S9U/P)
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Reminds me of The Might Boosh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: runner
Not really -- dead whales wash up all the time on the Pacific Coast. They die of old age (and disease and ship propellers) too. Sometimes the carcasses are stripped clean by sharks, hence just the spines wash up. Not so weird or rare.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (ySK7x)
Funny thing - on the shelf next to me is a piece of whalebone from the spine of a sperm whale that had been found washed up on Baranof Island. I got it from my dad who was a history teacher, and I think his parents had it for some unknown reason.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (hLRSq)
Has anyone watched McMillions on HBO?
Documentary on the McDonalds Monopoly Game scandal.
Pretty interesting.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (S9U/P)
Yes, and I agree - very interesting!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (SRRAx)
those are devil horns
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: Jonathan V. Last at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (LISuA)
Except when he's not home.
Posted by: Mushmouth from Fat Albert at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7)
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Objection:
She hasn't touched him in a decade. Her orgasms are real when he's in the house. They just still don't involve him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (zZbCU)
Yeah, 'eel never live down that misspelling + spellcheck correction. Womp womp!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (I8EVm)
What was the movie playing at the Drive In during the opening of the Flintstones cartoon?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (19g6/)
That's all I can think of right now.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (jY2kO)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (ovHX/)
And locals near Aberdeen have speculated that it could be the remains of
the mythical Loch Ness Monster - despite the notorious body of water
being roughly 120 miles away."
I'm thinking that slapping some hot iron to this won't help. From the looks of ole Nessie there, it might help.
Slap away.
Posted by: a bored person at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 03:16 PM (BqBId)
Gertrude and Heathcliffe!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)
Like The Monster or something. It was a dinosaur. Typical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Pilt down , Man at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (WX+x0)
Could be Spiny Norman
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (6tIsy)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (I8EVm)
It's like a Rorschach test.
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (Ne1i4)
Thar She Blows!!eleventy!!
Prolly a Sperm Whale carcass.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (6tIsy)
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Make some good ole fashioned scrimshaw out of her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (s1F/J)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (Uytaa)
Those wet beach sand pie fights look like they'd really suck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
Nice reminder of how unserious and far gone the country is though.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (B3WeQ)
.....
The Monster
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (YA914)
Obviously, it needs to be cleaned and tuned, and reborn as a world-renowned xylophone.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (6L2Vj)
Posted by: Overworked Staff at the Ole Mariners Home ... at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (MMNuL)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:23 PM (I8EVm)
It's like a Rorschach test.
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (Ne1i4)
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Is that where you shove him in prison and see who's imprisoned with whom?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (cAKts)
those are devil horns
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7)
LOL it had a Triceratops Head!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)
What was the movie playing at the Drive In during the opening of the Flintstones cartoon?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)
ROCKy Horror Picture Show
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (Ne1i4)
"Oh, God! Somebody give Ahab his Meds ..."
Posted by: Overworked Staff at the Ole Mariners Home ... at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (LPnfS)
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"He thinks his chest is a cannon again."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (2YIkl)
Posted by: Nessie at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (NgKpN)
"Oh, God! Somebody give Ahab his Meds ..."
Wrong. The quote is from Khan Noonian Singh.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)
What was the movie playing at the Drive In during the opening of the Flintstones cartoon?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)
Ooh ooh I know this one Mister Kotter!
It was "The Monster"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Augustine at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (BDZWU)
"Oh, God! Somebody give Ahab his Meds ..."
Wrong. The quote is from Khan Noonian Singh.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)
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Jean-Luc Picard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (hRbV/)
And locals near Aberdeen who are sober but one day every fortnight have speculated that it could be the remains of the mythical Loch Ness Monster - despite the notorious body of water being roughly 120 miles away."
'Ere, who you calling 'notorious', laddie? Fight me!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (6tIsy)
Harvey Weinstein Sighting!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (PbpT7)
What was the movie playing at the Drive In during the opening of the Flintstones cartoon?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)
Ooh ooh I know this one Mister Kotter!
It was "The Monster"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (XN+hF)
starring ROCK Hudson and Sharon STONE
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (pw+jk)
A humpback whale surfaced and blew about 10 yards away from us. Scared the shit out of me. It's humbling being that close to something that big.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (XN+hF)
Ever see video of that 1970s attempt to get a giant rotten whale carcass off a Northern California beach with dynamite? Turns out it's not a good idea.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (6L2Vj)
Alternative joke:
I kept telling my Schaedenboner not to go for long swims in the Atlantic- but would he listen?!?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (B3WeQ)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (vIIgH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)
Teeing it right up for the Paolo, that is.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (zBaqJ)
Might be fake or might not be but either way it is dead because of Trump, global warming, and, of course, OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at Febr
Global warming claims another victim ....
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (zr5Kq)
much ado about nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (B3WeQ)
He seems nice.
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (Ne1i4)
"Take a bight out of crime!"
- - MacGruff the Scottish Hoax Dog
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Joy Behar used to do McGruff radio PSAs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (Gtjwx)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:25 PM (Ne1i4)
Come to think of it my mom did look like Hillary. Probably a coincidence.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (Ne1i4)
Ann Margrock
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Uytaa)
Great dragon design too.
Game of Thrones might be a spiritual successor ....
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (PbpT7)
But it's a nice index of how stupid these GOP types (and apparently all Dems) are that in the 4th decade of an ongoing war, in which the US has almost never responded adequately, they want to signal that no action can be taken. Even as the enemy works full time to be able to menace our forces and of course pulls triggers non-stop against partners and our perceived interests.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)
Hey! We have HBO down here at the Ole Mariners Home ...
We're not stuck in the Clipper Ship Era!
Posted by: Overworked Staff at the Ole Mariners Home ... at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (LPnfS)
"Oh, God! Somebody give Ahab his Meds ..."
Wrong. The quote is from Khan Noonian Singh.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:26 PM (PbpT7)
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Nope. Nanzi Palsi.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
oh, for crying out loud.
Happy Birthday, JJ!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Paolo at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (U5eXT)
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (5OlSw)
Posted by: Fred Flintstone
Especially when you are having a gay old time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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If you were Fred, do you think you'd start to wonder why Wilma seemed to do an awful lot of showering by means of an elephant's trunk?
Well?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Augustine at February 12, 2020 03:27 PM (BDZWU)
A friend of mine has one of those 'bones' in his Star Wars collection
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:24 PM (Uytaa)
Like The Monster or something. It was a dinosaur. Typical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Did it star Dash Riprock?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (XN+hF)
"From Hell's Heart I spit at Thee !!!!"
not 'spit', 'stab'.
He says 'spit' in reference to what he'd do with his last breath.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (B3WeQ)
We are getting all Star Trek good movies up in here!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (Ne1i4)
Ann Margrock
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Uytaa)
PAPER Laurie and Edward SCISSORHANDS...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (Ne1i4)
Ann Margrock
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Uytaa)
and Mike GRAVEL
music by Sly and the Family STONE
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)
that happens a lot more than you think it should to small boats, and I think the whales know exactly what they're doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (XN+hF)
IGNEOUS Semmelweiss.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (zBaqJ)
'He tasks me. And I will have him.'
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (U5eXT)
Posted by: Spamf Roming at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (l+MMl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (d7Ww2)
that happens a lot more than you think it should to small boats, and I think the whales know exactly what they're doing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)
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Just know that they like you very much, but they are not your damn whales.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (zZbCU)
And I think Loch Ness has open access to the ocean.
Meanwhile, Ace, if you're still German-curious "bight" fits a pattern. Nearly all of our silent "gh" words have cognates with -- pronounced "ch".
Night - Nacht
Eight- acht
Freight - Fracht
Neighbor - Nachbar
Bigth - Bucht (usually the word for "bay", but come on).
Helpfully yours,
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (gd9RK)
II. That's a whale skeleton.
C. The face is blanked out because they took all the ambergris.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)
The raimondo of the whale world.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (cAKts)
187 172 starring ROCK Hudson and Sharon STONE
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:28 PM (Ne1i4)
Ann Margrock
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Uytaa)
and Mike GRAVEL
music by Sly and the Family STONE
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (Ne1i4)
Gneiss!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (pNxlR)
Richard BASE_SALT...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 12, 2020 03:29 PM (B3WeQ)
We are getting all Star Trek good movies up in here!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (cAKts)
"Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!" is better in the original Klingon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: raimondo at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (gs09o)
well, I guess I can't vacuum. so there's that.
Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (Gtjwx)
PEBBLES Flintstone FTW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Paper Laurie kills Ann Margrock in the movie.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: Scotland Bureau of Tourism at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Or the interdimensional thing.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:33 PM (HALdu)
will veto it, takes 66 to overturn a veto, they don't have it, and it
wouldn't have done anything anyways.
Gosh, it's almost as if the plan was:
step 1: Limit Trump from attacking Iranian terror leaders in Afghanistan (or other countries) leading attacks on our forces, bases, embassies
step 2: Iran successfully attacks an American target
step 3: Impeach Trump because he allowed this atrocity to happen.
Why are they siding with Iran?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (2mteh)
196 To the last I grapple with thee. From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee stalagtittie
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (QLPEO)
Yeah! Shakespeare in its original Klingon!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: GodJilla Biden at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (bT7Yc)
Actually, Joe Biden is Joe Rockhead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (zBaqJ)
And I think Loch Ness has open access to the ocean.
No.
And only a qualified yes via a small "river" through Inverness.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (Ne1i4)
In Like FLINT. Literally.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (zBaqJ)
He'd be the little dinosaur bird that Pebbles uses for a comb.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Alexandria Donkey-Chompers at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (9V81o)
II. That's a whale skeleton.
C. The face is blanked out because they took all the ambergris.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 03:32 PM (mf5HN)
Have you listened to the comedian Kathleen Madigan yet? She's got a great bit on Nessie.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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The Paolo, he will comfort you.
Posted by: Paolo at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:36 PM (XN+hF)
i've got an HBO show coming up about that
Posted by: Amy Schumer (not really relevant any longer but whatever) at February 12, 2020 03:37 PM (PbpT7)
Miss MARBLE.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:37 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Uh, Wilma won't let Bam Bam close to Pebbles.
Posted by: Paolo at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (PbpT7)
Le Sperma Whale.
Posted by: The Paolo at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (zr5Kq)
well, I guess I can't vacuum. so there's that.
Posted by: Cannibal Glob
a cat burglar
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (G546f)
Poor Vermithrax Pejorative
pretty sure that vermithrax pejorative was an alien in one of those st:tng "holodeck tries to take over the ship" episodes. the one involving a steam train.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (PbpT7)
Created by Agatha Schistie?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 03:38 PM (PbpT7)
SEDIMENTARY, my dear Watson..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (QLPEO)
Uh, Wilma won't let Bam Bam close to Pebbles.
But Arnold the Paperboy, he might get close enough to "deliver the papers."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February
the weird thing is that there is no hq porn out there
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (Gtjwx)
Posted by: Nessie at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (RD7QR)
I was informed, coldly, by a curator at the welcome center of the USNA in Annapolis, that my well -intentioned suggestion that they correct their spelling of "taught line hitch", on one of their knot tying handouts, to "taut line hitch", that "Boy Scouts call it 'taut', the US Navy calls it 'taught'!"
"Dumbass," was all I could think when I read that response.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (pNxlR)
I think that kat timpf is proof that ann coulter reproduces asexually.
big black nemesis
parthenogenesis
Posted by: shriekback at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (zBaqJ)
William Barr's gonna testify to the House on March 31. On what I'm not sure. Maybe Schiff will hand him a hairbrush and ask for a spanking.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (El6T/)
And I think Loch Ness has open access to the ocean.
No.
And only a qualified yes via a small "river" through Inverness.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (Boy/L)
Isn't that where someone mislaid 4 and 20 virgins?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)
Out there? I agree. Not out there.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (Uytaa)
And I think Loch Ness has open access to the ocean.
No.
And only a qualified yes via a small "river" through Inverness.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:35 PM (Boy/L)
clearly there is an underwater tunnel leading down to Pellucidar!
Posted by: Edgar Rice Burroughs.. at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (I8EVm)
the weird thing is that there is no hq porn out there
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)
I air gapped my HQ porn server
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (2mteh)
First Google hit - Wilma and Betty getting it on with a strap-on in their "rockbottoms."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (XN+hF)
Within seconds of the Bloomberg event in Chattanooga kicking off, a protester came onstage, got on the mic and yelled "this is not democracy, this is plutocracy"
Yep; If Bernie is shut out there will be some dicey shenanigans
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (WI7YS)
William Barr's gonna testify to the House on March 31. On what I'm
not sure. Maybe Schiff will hand him a hairbrush and ask for a spanking.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 03:40 PM (M9ntN)
stop it, you're getting me excited!
Posted by: Nadler at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (Gtjwx)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 12, 2020 03:17 PM (J+mig)
Probably why the guy in the photo has his face pixellated out. His nose fell off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (LxWV7)
First Google hit - Wilma and Betty getting it on with a strap-on in their "rockbottoms."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (XN+hF)
I prefer Shaggy and Velma...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (zBaqJ)
the weird thing is that there is no hq porn out there
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (HALdu)
If our now long past passive-aggressive shitposter, "curious" would return, we'd be awash in gay porn links. Be careful what you may wistfullly wonder.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (pNxlR)
Within seconds of the Bloomberg event in Chattanooga kicking off, a protester came onstage, got on the mic and yelled "this is not democracy, this is plutocracy"
Yep; If Bernie is shut out there will be some dicey shenanigans
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (WI7YS)
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So many ways to screw with this primary...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (cGlgB)
That's pretty great.
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (Ne1i4)
Hilarious.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:41 PM (El6T/)
Even Better? Go look at his Prayer Breakfast speech.
He calls out Nancy Pelosi TO HER FACE.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (NgKpN)
parthenogenesis
Freaks and cannibals! Prehistoric animals! Everybody happy as the dead come home.
Got to love a song that works "parthenogenesis" into the lyrics.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (XN+hF)
If you have the game show channel, Tattle Tales is on, now. Orson Bean and his wife are on. Orson just made a nice little rant against the Democrats!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:43 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 03:43 PM (QE8X6)
And I guess it goes without saying there are a ton of Flintstone porn out there.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February
the weird thing is that there is no hq porn out there
well, there's the victory rack...
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2020 03:43 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February
guessing there is more stuff of scooby doing them
guessing there is none of fred getting anything
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:43 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:39 PM (Uytaa)
Asking the important question...do Wilma and Betty get it on?
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 12, 2020 03:43 PM (6tIsy)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (I8EVm)
Bible Trivia:
In what book is Noah?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (9P5eb)
============
The Gospel According to Excalibur
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (6tIsy)
https://tinyurl.com/v68djlc
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:19 PM (zr5Kq)
I remember seeing whale vertebra when I was in Greenland. Might even have pics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (LxWV7)
Where's the Bulwark to tell us how severely conservative this is?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Richard Head at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (LLUXC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Clark at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (4QVmu)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (U5eXT)
Should be fun.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (gd9RK)
Genius, that. And calling J.V. Last before he proved you right was the icing on the cake!
Wonderful stuff!
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (ovHX/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (PstIx)
Posted by: Whuhan Delight Minimum $10 order at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (RD7QR)
Bible Trivia:
In what book is Noah?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (9P5eb)
Genesis.
Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (YVvSQ)
Mmmm...hot redheads with daddy issues, that takes me back to Freshman year...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (l4C/z)
Where's the Bulwark to tell us how severely conservative this is?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (bDqIh)
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Theory:
This is getting floated so that red district Democrats can campaign against it and say they are moderates, hoping to forget about impeachment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (w7KSn)
Where's the Bulwark to tell us how severely conservative this is?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (bDqIh)
Should be fun to see her debate Michelle Caruso Cabrera.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (zr5Kq)
I'd ran, so far away...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Should be fun.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (G0vdT)
But first, my rendition of the speed metal version of Flight of the Bumblebees [raises bagpipes]
Posted by: AG Barr at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (RD7QR)
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SCIENCE!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (PstIx)
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So she watched School House Rock and said "Ohhh, that's how you do it"
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo.
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And we'd do it again in a heartbeat.
We never learn. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (Y4EXg)
Where's the Bulwark to tell us how severely conservative this is?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (bDqIh)
Should be fun to see her debate Michelle Caruso Cabrera.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:46 PM (zBaqJ)
yes, because America's economy is doing TOO well!
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (NgKpN)
We should ship the skeleton to North Korea and feed a few thousand camp inmates...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (NgKpN)
Yep.
"If I ever kill you you'll be awake, you'll be facing me and you'll be armed."
Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (Gtjwx)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (9P5eb)
guess the Turks shot it down air-to-air.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (KUaJL)
Just imagine being a dinosaur or any wild animal. You're lazily crossing a field on all fours, and oh, there's a Tyrannosaurus eating a sauropod over there. Look at all that blood gushing out, that T-Rex sure is crunching the other guy's bones and he's not even dead yet, just roaring away in horrible agony, yup. Not my day for the big jaws thank God. Ooh, that looks like a yummy plant.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (gd9RK)
It was derivative.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (9P5eb)
Mostly Jews controlling the weather, and stuff...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (DjiZK)
"ANTI-FA, speak!"
- - Day of the (dead) Dolphin
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (zBaqJ)
Mostly Jews controlling the weather, and stuff...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)
Don't forget the Jericho earthquake machine
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)
sunrise, sunset...
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (zr5Kq)
The other couple on Tattle Tales is Robert Blake and his wife Sondra, who he didn't kill.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: csmats at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (X5VFN)
Correct?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: W.J.C. at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (q80FF)
Bible Trivia:
In what book is Noah?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 03:44 PM (9P5eb)
Galoshians.
Posted by: GodJilla Biden at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (bT7Yc)
Should be fun.
dog with no teeth catches another car
Posted by: DanMan at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (kFOoV)
step 1: Limit Trump from attacking Iranian terror leaders in Afghanistan (or other countries) leading attacks on our forces, bases, embassies
step 2: Iran successfully attacks an American target
step 3: Impeach Trump because he allowed this atrocity to happen.
Why are they siding with Iran?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2020 03:34 PM (bDqIh)
Has anyone else noticed that their "Get Trump!" plans keep getting ever more self destructive and dumb as one after another fails? It's cartoonish, even.
"Gee, Schiffy, what are we gonna do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Nadles! Take down the Trump!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Oregon DNR at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (MVjcR)
Jules Winfield shot Flock of Seagulls.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (gd9RK)
Anyone who plays World of Warcraft (Classic) recognizes that as one of
the dead sea creatures that wash up on the beaches south of Auberdine in
Darkshore.
aaaah! can't sleep! the murlocs'll get me!
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (sGtp+)
we are so excited!
season tickets sold out in less than 20 minutes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (g9x4e)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (rT99O)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)
sunrise, sunset...
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:49 PM (zr5Kq)
"...hurling a hurricane at monzers,
laden with thunderbolts and tears.."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (zBaqJ)
It's your duty to impoverish the conservathots until they need to openly prostitute themselves.
Posted by: dj3way at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (bhPL1)
They're usually Japanese. And will split tens at the Blackjack table.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (Boy/L)
Suicide?
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (U5eXT)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (zr5Kq)
The Prince of Wales! Actually this one looks more like the Duke of Vancouver Island.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (2mteh)
[burp]
Posted by: Cthulu at February 12, 2020 03:52 PM (Rbu5d)
How about the Amputated Feet?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:52 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:52 PM (U5eXT)
The person posing next to that ... whatever ... ought to have held a pair of marimba strikers while mimicking playing on dem bones.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (G546f)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbidGgVDdaI
Posted by: Oregon DNR at February 12, 2020 03:50 PM (FhXTo)
Is anything EVER too far gone for dynamiting?
Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (yUKyn)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: Chris W at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (P7iDO)
Kracken is one of the finalists for name of the new professional hockey team in Seattle!
What, no love for Pyroclastic Clouds?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JJ Walker at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (U5eXT)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 03:42 PM (UUBmN)
hope you feel better soon
chicken soup
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 03:53 PM (G546f)
When you slap the hot iron to the chicken soup, it'll heat up nicely.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (We5+z)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: McCoy at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (zr5Kq)
19m
#NEW: Attorney General William Barr will testify before the House Judiciary Committee on March 31.
He will be questioned on:
-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Chris W at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (P7iDO)
Seattle Vagrants?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)
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I'm gonna jump up and down regularly instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (0Blh6)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:51 PM (U5eXT)
Probably too out of it to get out of the way.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (rT99O)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (zJmMh)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (bT7Yc)
Was homeless man shitting on a cop car already taken?
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (iJVGX)
Queen Ann Queens
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (DjiZK)
Like an old Cuck trying to take a Flyover Country Rube to a New Yourk Deli.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (U5eXT)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: George at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (l3+k2)
This just in: the whale is polling ahead of Biden and Warren.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 03:55 PM (iJVGX)
Correction: Stinky Dead Whale
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (kw0bd)
One Turkish official called on NATO to help Turkey.
No comment - much laughter.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (zJmMh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (PstIx)
Seattle with a hockey team? The Kraken? Bwahaha - ghey as Liberace on Ice!
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (iJVGX)
Queen Ann Queens
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Tacoma Pucking Iceholes
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (We5+z)
Posted by: Priapism at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Weasel
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Linduh officially has type A flu...blah!
Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 03:56 PM (UUBmN)
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Oh no! Sorry!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (U5eXT)
348 Kracken is one of the finalists for name of the new professional hockey team in Seattle!
- - - -
They really should go with Rain City Bitch Pigeons.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (nNEcr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (PstIx)
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I'm waiting for a little fusion power plant to put in the trunk and drive me for 1,000,000 miles between charges.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (DjiZK)
Pretty sure there was a Kraken in Slapshot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (Boy/L)
Mandatory $45K compact electric cars that can only travel 200 miles between charges
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (PstIx)
And take 8 hours to charge up to full capacity.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (I8EVm)
Seattle Crackpots more like
Posted by: Rutabaga at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Jessie Smollet at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (I8EVm)
Kracken-pots?
Posted by: Rutabaga at February 12, 2020 03:59 PM (LilNs)
Seattle Crackpots more like
Posted by: Rutabaga at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (LilNs)
Psychoceramics
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 03:59 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 03:59 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:59 PM (U5eXT)
Posted by: Pilt down , Man at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Arthur Treacher at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (BDQo0)
https://www.indiegala.com/crackerjack/ace-combat-7-deal
I haven't played it but it looks pretty great. Someone said it's a bit less simulation and leans more towards arcade shooter. I may bight.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (PstIx)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (We5+z)
Dead whale on the beach?
The famous Oregon beach solution
It was a while ago, so most probably don't remember it.
But for my Horde friends, here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (sy5kK)
He will be questioned on:
-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani
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He hope he gives them TMI.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (zJmMh)
Bight me.
That ought to do it.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (oRpiG)
Love to see insurance claims on a few of those Ford LTDs.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (We5+z)
Posted by: m
I guess that gag was denied/forbidden...
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (OUMaO)
Sad.
Posted by: m at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: MHK at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (TdMsT)
The US is coordinating with Ankara - positive noises from Pompeo and special rep to Turkey to kibbitz.
It's 3-rd degree removed non-nukyler combat, toe to toe with the Russkis. It's good that today's Syria finally came along and displaced mid-80s Lebanon as the most convoluted effed up civil/int'l war in modern times. That record stood for a shamefully long time, considering what the MidEast is capable of when they really put their minds to it.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: stumck at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (w9Wax)
He will be questioned on:
-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani
======
He hope he gives them TMI.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (M9ntN)
Well, I guess he could talk about that time in college when he picked up a "girl" from that sketchy bar...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pilt down , Man at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (WX+x0)
sorry, hun. you're going to feel like shit for a few days. hang in there. it will get better.
treat your symptoms, don't be a hero.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (yUKyn)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (bT7Yc)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cannibal Glob at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (Gtjwx)
19m
#NEW: Attorney General William Barr will testify before the House Judiciary Committee on March 31.
He will be questioned on:
-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
Barr: "They lied to us. They went rogue and appeared to be trying to make a political statement"
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
Barr: "Why so angry? We get info from you guys in Congress all the time asking us to investigate. Why should Congress be the only ones allowed?"
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Barr: " The President has the full prerogative, right, and power to nominate or pull a nomination. Are we done here?"
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (aKsyK)
"The object that you referenced does not reference the instance of an object."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (1ISKN)
Barr: " The President has the full prerogative, right, and power to nominate or pull a nomination. Are we done here?"
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 04:03 PM (G0vdT)
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He needs to be dismissively playing bagpipes through the entire exchange.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: MHK at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (iQIUe)
Ambergris. And yes, it's rare and valuable.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: MHK at February 12, 2020 04:02 PM (iQIUe)
++++++++++++++
https://tinyurl.com/rgpnjo8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)
Bloomberg event in Chattanooga
Did he take the choo choo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (aKsyK)
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This reminds me of Black Books.
Everyone should watch Black Books. I think it's free on Youtube.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (7rVsF)
Damn.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 03:15
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LOL. Isn't that always the case?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (yUKyn)
288 Just reading that Barr has agreed to appear before the House Judiciary committee next month.
Should be fun.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 03:45 PM (G0vdT)
Barr vs The Nads!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 04:05 PM (ykYG2)
Looking for ways to use the word "bight" that will set it in my memory.
Bight me.
That ought to do it.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (oRpiG)
Don't let it tie you in knots, though.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (kw0bd)
Bloomberg event in Chattanooga
Did he take the choo choo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (aKsyK)
I have been to Chattanooga. Sugar's BBQ.
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (90T4r)
Seattle supported the old Western league Totems pretty well. But that was long ago in a hockey universe far away.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (I2dne)
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For sport.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Barr at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (HGUY+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (1ISKN)
Ha. Is that GIS? Or python? I recognize it.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (I8EVm)
Dead whale on the beach?
The famous Oregon beach solution
It was a while ago, so most probably don't remember it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (sy5kK)
November 1970? I wasn't even born yet.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (Ez6QX)
Bloomberg event in Chattanooga
Did he take the choo choo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (aKsyK)
No, but he kept singing the problematic lyric "BOY, you can give me a shine!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (1ISKN)
Scandis. And Asians.
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (90T4r)
Can't wait to meet you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM (d7Ww2)
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Same here!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (MVjcR)
I make my own. Yum yum!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (El6T/)
-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 03:54 PM (BqBId)
3 slam dunks for Barr - it's going to be fun watching him cut his questioners to pieces.
#1 - yep, they misled their bosses and 9 years was excessive in relation to the crime.
#2 - someone gives you info, you vet it and see if anything holds up. That's their job. If nothings there, then nothings there.
#3 - I had to look up a Daily Kos article to find out what they're even claiming. Trump was trying to promote her to a job in the Treasury Dep't, and now he changed his mind. Apparently once someone is nominated for a job, it's an impeachable offense to withdraw the nomination.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (G546f)
Heh. I can think of a couple of reasons.
Ass and taste figure prominently.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Jerry "The Hutt" Nadler at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (yUKyn)
Bloomberg event in Chattanooga
Did he take the choo choo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (aKsyK)
No, but he kept singing the problematic lyric "BOY, you can give me a shine!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (zBaqJ)
That, and " My Old Kentucky Home" as his rally lead music.
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:06 PM
Back when throwing salmon on the ice was a thing!
Go Buckaroos!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (axyOa)
394 One Turkish official called on NATO to help Turkey.
Sorry, NATO has to wash its hair that day.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 03:58 PM (Boy/L)
I thought that NATO was donating plasma for its pet geese that day -- what is the revision date on the NATO calendar that you have?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (pNxlR)
https://tinyurl.com/yx436e7b
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (WI7YS)
But "right-wing terrorism" is what the FBI is worried about.
That's all you need to know about how corrupt the FBI is.
Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (yUKyn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Unless it's a judge the Left doesn't like. Or anyone the Left doesn't like. Or whatever depending on what day it is.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (1ISKN)
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Said the coders of the Democratic Party's caucus apps.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (RD7QR)
Just as Calvin and Hobbes educated me on spelunking, Bob's Burgers educated me on Ambergris. Who said TV was a boob tube.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (Uytaa)
I got that playing around with VBA. I never learned to code, I just copy stuff off the interwebs and sometimes get it to work.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:09 PM (1ISKN)
I'll let you in on a secret. That's how half the software engineers in the industry deals with code.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Unless it's a judge the Left doesn't like. Or anyone the Left doesn't like. Or whatever depending on what day it is.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (I8EVm)
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The Based GOP of 2025 is gonna have fun with a Democratic President, I tell you what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (zZbCU)
I laughed and said "NHL? Carolina has a team now?".
Good times, was playing 2-3 times a week. But no time for watching it on the toob.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:11 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 12, 2020 04:11 PM (sN9mD)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:04 PM (RD7QR)
Just as Calvin and Hobbes educated me on spelunking, Bob's Burgers educated me on Ambergris. Who said TV was a boob tube.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:10 PM (Uytaa)
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Futurama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:11 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 04:11 PM (I8EVm)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (U5eXT)
*****8
Not when the NHL is getting at least a quarter of a BILLION $ from the owners of Seattle franchise
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 04:11 PM (BqBId)
Mrs D just slapped me.
She just got back from the hair salon and gave me a hug. I started sniffing my hair and asked her how was my Joey Biden impersonation?
She didn't like it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (1ISKN)
Mrs D just slapped me.
She just got back from the hair salon and gave me a hug. I started sniffing my hair and asked her how was my Joey Biden impersonation?
She didn't like it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (Uytaa)
Pope AssHead will show up before then to "expertly" tell us rubes that none of this stuff by AG Barr is even remotely normal or routine - he's NEVER seen such outlandish and out of control illicit behavior! Sniff!
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 04:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 04:13 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mr. Zoot at February 12, 2020 04:13 PM (gd9RK)
-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani
Answers:
(1) They work for me and I have the final say.
(2) We take information from everyone, even shady characters like congressmen.
(3) She works for the president at an at-will job.
Now listen to this rendition of Scotland the Brave.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 12, 2020 04:13 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Orson at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (GEq8i)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 04:01 PM (zJmMh)
the Seattle Reign moved a couple of years ago to Tacoma, where the Reign FC are the woman's pro soccer team.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (sy5kK)
Mrs D just slapped me.
She just got back from the hair salon and gave me a hug. I started sniffing my hair and asked her how was my Joey Biden impersonation?
She didn't like it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)
Did she call you a Dog-Faced Pony Soldier too?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (U5eXT)
It was a glorious sports day when the Sonics told Seattle to fuck off and moved to OKC.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (Yp/pV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:15 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:15 PM (Uytaa)
https://tinyurl.com/vbskvto
Everything those clowns do is for a trap, Barr should tell them to fk a monkey for all he cares he isn't going.
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)
The small-town Canadian/central European sociology and mindset save the sport in terms of attitude and effort, even as the physical size of the players has rendered the game on the 85'-wide rink often boring.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:15 PM (El6T/)
Mrs D just slapped me.
She just got back from the hair salon and gave me a hug. I started sniffing my hair and asked her how was my Joey Biden impersonation?
She didn't like it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)
Did she call you a Dog-Faced Pony Soldier too?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (90T4r)
Please say yes, Diogenes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (Ez6QX)
I laughed and said "NHL? Carolina has a team now?".
Posted by: rhomboid
That's how I felt when I found out Oklahoma City had a basketball team. NBA? Whut? LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (1ISKN)
Switch to Javascript?
It's not 'better' but it's more common and easier to get help with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: Kick-Ass at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (l3+k2)
That's how I felt when I found out Oklahoma City had a basketball team. NBA? Whut? LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (S9U/P)
STOLEN team
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (seKed)
whooohoooo!
and, BTW:
On March 26, 1917, the Seattle Metropolitans won the Stanley Cup and became the world champions of hockey. In Seattle, at The Arena, the Mets, coached by Pete Muldoon, defeat defending champion Les Canadiens of Montreal three games to one
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (1ISKN)
Why not?
The House under the Dems has become a far less entertaining farce than that scene might be.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: ryukyu at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (vKhgw)
Mrs D just slapped me.
She just got back from the hair salon and gave me a hug. I started sniffing my hair and asked her how was my Joey Biden impersonation?
She didn't like it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)
Did she call you a Dog-Faced Pony Soldier too?
Posted by: tubal
Lie to us if you must.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (S9U/P)
19m
#NEW: Attorney General William Barr will testify before the House Judiciary Committee on March 31.
Which he will punch in the dick.
Seriously, they'll get nothing on Barr or any of his actions.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (oVJmc)
He will be questioned on:
-DOJ's intervention in the Roger Stone case
-Rudy Giuliani giving DOJ info on Pres. Trump's political rivals
-Removal of U.S. Attorney Jessie Liu
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani
======
He hope he gives them TMI.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (M9ntN)
Well, I guess he could talk about that time in college when he picked up a "girl" from that sketchy bar...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
======
TMI is also the plain truth. That's waaaaayyyy too much information for the Dems.
Schiff: "What did you get from Giuliani on Hunter Biden?"
Barr: (whips flash drive out of pocket with dangerous gleam in his eye) "I thought you'd never ask."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (90T4r)
whooohoooo!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM (d7Ww2)
Hi Nurse!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)
Did she call you a Dog-Faced Pony Soldier too?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:14 PM (90T4r)
Please say yes, Diogenes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:16 PM
Sadly no.
She just went with the usual "Rat Bastard" and "Scum Sucking Siberian Snow Pimp."
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (8/DeP)
Deep Thoughts by former College Democrat Kat Timpf
She's a national treasure. ** sidebar item **
Now do, "What if every one of our cells or atoms was like, heh, heh, a whole separate universe?" Kat!
I love that "Stoner Quotes" game!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Oh dayum! He just checked him thru the boards AND the stadium wall!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (S9U/P)
Dead whale on the beach?
The famous Oregon beach solution
It was a while ago, so most probably don't remember it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (sy5kK)
November 1970? I wasn't even born yet.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (Ez6QX
I was a sophomore in high school. That clip was on the local news about 3 days. Viewers called the news and wanted to see it again.
No internet back then.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (1ISKN)
I don't know who that is, Boswell. Sorry; Not feeling well. I may be a little slower than normal today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (Uytaa)
===========
You're gonna miss having a baseball team, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (zZbCU)
I don't know who that is, Boswell. Sorry; Not feeling well. I may be a little slower than normal today.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (WI7YS)
=========
PopeHat
Lawyer/TwitterAddict/Never Trumper
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (zZbCU)
No internet back then.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:18 PM (sy5kK)
What did people do all day?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)
Leaked emails show Amazon is stockpiling products made in China because of coronavirus risk to its supply chain - after it said there were 'no interruptions' to its operations
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vjofn5p
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (G546f)
The More You Know
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (Uytaa)
The famous Oregon beach solution
It was a while ago, so most probably don't remember it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:00 PM (sy5kK)
November 1970? I wasn't even born yet.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:07 PM (Ez6QX
I was a sophomore in high school. That clip was on the local news about 3 days. Viewers called the news and wanted to see it again.
No internet back then.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
"I think you used too much tnt!"
LOL.
No such thing. They just stood too close.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (S9U/P)
Barr: "Are you sure Jerry?"
Nadler: "You damn right I am"
Barr: "Okay, you asked for it"
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (m45I2)
Barr: "Are you sure Jerry?"
Nadler: "You damn right I am"
Barr: "Okay, you asked for it"
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (G0vdT)
==========
It's like Mueller, but different.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (zZbCU)
The More You Know
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (m45I2)
Now what about nooses?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)
Don't ask. I'm assuming there was chafing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (T09ml)
But I'm betting 500 Quatloos the city and county councils screw the pooch on this and tax it into oblivion.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (El6T/)
Sadly no.
She just went with the usual "Rat Bastard" and "Scum Sucking Siberian Snow Pimp."
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM (axyOa)
so.
The familiar greetings, to make you feel warm and fuzzy and welcome.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (zZbCU)
Not really.
I do feel bad for the Astro fans though.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (WI7YS)
Ken White - goes by Pope Hat - he's the NeverTrumper's go to "expert" guy on all things DOJ because he occupied the copier chair at some federal district office
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)
Don't ask. I'm assuming there was chafing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (Ez6QX)
Ambergris would have helped.
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)
Don't ask. I'm assuming there was chafing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (Ez6QX)
Increasing the population.
Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (YVvSQ)
Posted by: dananjcon at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 12, 2020 03:57 PM (nNEcr)
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I laughed really hard at those jersey mockups for this name - perfect.
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (Xvo1a)
The familiar greetings, to make you feel warm and fuzzy and welcome.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:22 PM
Oh! You've met my wife then?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (axyOa)
LOL.
No such thing. They just stood too close.
Cars a quarter mile away got their roofs stove in by falling whale chunks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)
*cue X-Files Mulder poster*
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (hvf9s)
*cue X-Files Mulder poster*
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (hvf9s)
+++++++++++
Nessie's a space alien?
So much makes sense now!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (I2dne)
--
Imagine what the Venn diagram of influx of locusts to ice hockey demand looks like.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (BZxhu)
LOL.
No such thing. They just stood too close.
Cars a quarter mile away got their roofs stove in by falling whale chunks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)
Yeah, but maybe they scored some ambergris.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (RD7QR)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7996213
Stypendemys geographicus
Not a new discovery but a new specimen.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (arJlL)
*cue X-Files Mulder poster*
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (hvf9s)
+++++++++++
Nessie's a space alien?
So much makes sense now!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (I2dne)
=======
She and Poochie come from the same planet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (zZbCU)
First rule of dynamite usage. Always park a mile away .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
1-2 God! Look! Enemies past counting!
Enemies sprouting like mushrooms,
Mobs of them all around me, roaring their mockery:
"Hah! No help for him from God!"
3-4 But you, God, shield me on all sides;
You ground my feet, you lift my head high;
With all my might I shout up to God,
His answers thunder from the holy mountain.
5-6 I stretch myself out. I sleep.
Then I'm up again-rested, tall and steady,
Fearless before the enemy mobs
Coming at me from all sides.
7 Up, God! My God, help me!
Slap their faces,
First this cheek, then the other,
Your fist hard in their teeth!
8 Real help comes from God.
Your blessing clothes your people!
Psalms 3
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)
One car. A piece of whale that big could have killed a person.
I wonder if that LTD is still around? It would be highly collectible, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (LxWV7)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7996213
Stypendemys geographicus
Not a new discovery but a new specimen.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (XzVUd)
Mom?
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (RD7QR)
First rule of dynamite usage. Always park a mile away .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (Uytaa)
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I feel like this could be combined with the other Rule #1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)
First rule of dynamite usage. Always park a mile away .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (Uytaa)
The explosion was great, it was the smell they couldn't deal with
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (arJlL)
534 A bight is also a section of rope doubled back on itself, like a hairpin turn. If the free ends cross it becomes. a loop. The shape of a bight of land mimics the shape of a bight of rope. Another name for a bowline hitch is "half-hitch on a bight".
The More You Know
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 04:20 PM (m45I2)
The loop formed for the Bowline must be an overhand loop, otherwise tough nuggies, no Bowline.
The Sheet Bend knot is the same knot as the Bowline, but it is used to join together two lines having dissimilar diameters.
You also can tie a Bowline on a Bight to create a non-slipping pair of loops for a person's legs to hoist them out of trouble.
Bights upon bights.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jordan61
***
Damn Jordan, in November, I was still recovering from the Washougal River Rock Festival and Lighter Than Air Faire.
Good times...good times...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (S9U/P)
http://justine-haupt.com/rotarycellphone/
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:19 PM (WI7YS)
Also, sorry to hear your not feeling well, Fen - get well.
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (llOn+)
You mean tosay there's ARTWORK for SMOD?
Should it not be featured on the *art* thread?
Posted by: Cthulu at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (P5k1D)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (6XlcD)
Nope. We are thinking about blowing up a whale.
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (90T4r)
First rule of dynamite usage. Always park a mile away .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (Uytaa)
=========
I feel like this could be combined with the other Rule #1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (zZbCU)
Don't stick dynamite in crazy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (S9U/P)
Jordan and I are going to the NoVaMoMe!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM
I'm still working on my boss the pay my plane fare.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (El6T/)
--
I'm trying to give that stuff up. I look back on too many things and realize I've pointlessly wasted my life. Same with owning Italian cars. I'm still trying to get away from British.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (BZxhu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (Boy/L)
I feel like this could be combined with the other Rule #1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:26 PM (zZbCU)
Don't stick dynamite in crazy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (NWiLs)
==========
I was thinking:
Always park a mile away from crazy. She won't know what you drive afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (zZbCU)
I'm gonna wash the blood and blubber off this wreck. And I'm going to garage it. Someday there will be an internet and on the internet there will be an ebay.
And I'll have the car from the flying dynamited whale parts story. And I'll be rich, RICH I TELLS YA!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: Twelve Cases of Dynamite at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (6L2Vj)
There was much blubbering.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (XKSSv)
Nope. We are thinking about blowing up a whale.
LOl... They did that a while back on one of our local beaches.... Not a good idea
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (6XlcD)
********
University Of Pittsburgh To Obtain Samples Of Coronavirus
*******
What could go wrong ?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (BqBId)
Jordan and I are going to the NoVaMoMe!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Yeah we are, woot!!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (Ez6QX)
Don't stick dynamite in crazy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 04:28 PM (NWiLs)
==========
I was thinking:
Always park a mile away from crazy. She won't know what you drive afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 12, 2020 04:29 PM (zZbCU)
Ah so. Dynamiting crazy might actually be a good thing. Public service, even.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)
I saw the 76ers with Julius Erving play the Supersonics with Jack Sikma in Seattle a number of years before the Sonics bugged out.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2020 04:30 PM (+fZqU)
There was a report on NPR yesterday on the run on surgical masks, and how surgeries could be impacted in the US because the majority of surgical masks are made in China, and production and shipment will be halted.
(This is exactly why we need to bring these jobs back to the US, and not keep them over in third world sweatshops.)
The guy they interviewed turned it into a Trump blame session...surprise!! He said if US is not prepared for this possible pandemic, is because he canned the Ebola Czar position after that crisis was over.
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (qu1px)
Sometimes I use "The Message" in worship services because-for lack of a better term-it's" in your face" and gets people gets to listen and think.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (WI7YS)
splat
splat splat
splat splat splatter splatter THUMP splatter splatter
Posted by: Twelve Cases of Dynamite
They were on the friggin beach. They should have used shaped charges and blew it towards the water.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2020 04:17 PM
++++
I think of my wife.
And that first party in Glasgow. The one where I blacked out.
Those bitches can DRINK.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
********
Seems like there's a knot nerd in every crowd. Thanks for the additional info.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2020 04:31 PM (m45I2)
But I'm betting 500 Quatloos the city and county councils screw the pooch on this and tax it into oblivion.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 04:21 PM (axyOa)
------------------
The access to Key Arena, specifically the lack of it from anywhere outside Seattle, is the reason that the city and county over 25 years ago did a detailed study on where to build new stadiums, and created and zoned "the stadium district". That is where CenturyLink (football) and T-Mobile Park (baseball) were built.
The stadium district is the only geographic place that has access from north, south (I-5), east (I-90) and west (ferry boats).
A local guy with private money tried to build a new basketball/hockey stadium there, but the Seattle city council shut him down, again and again.
Instead, they chose to rebuild (essentially all new) the original Coliseum, aka Key Arena, far away, where traffic is shut down all afternoon and early evening. It takes nearly 2 hours to get from the eastside (Bellevue-Redmond) to a parking spot. Oh, and since the Sonics left 12 years ago, 90% of existing parking in the area is GONE, now mostly apartments and new offices.
It is the classic city government of Seattle looking no farther than their own navels to make decisions for the entire area.
And boy, are they arrogant about their decision.
It is a classic socialist government clusterfook.
And the hockey fans outside the immediate city will pay again and again.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (BZxhu)
566 Diogenes, LCD!
Jordan and I are going to the NoVaMoMe!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
----
Woo Hoo!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (qu1px)
Already is. Was told by my dental hygienist this morning about how there are now restrictions on gloves an masks due to the Kung Flu.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 04:32 PM (qu1px)
That definitely didn't deserve to be willowed.
Good one.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 04:33 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 04:27 PM (6XlcD)
The tests kits for Kung Flu are basically worthless says the CDC, China will become a fractured warlord state in the near future, and according to knew models based on China's numbers Hong Kong and Singapore (each breaking close to 50 cases) have about 10 weeks before their shit gets real.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 04:33 PM (P5k1D)
Wonder how air fares to east Asia (not China) are looking?
That ski trip to Hokkaido might happen early.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:35 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: dananjcon at February 12, 2020 04:36 PM (u6xw0)
So much makes sense now!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2020 04:24 PM (I2dne)
Extinct Earth mammal. Kirk and Spock will come back to our time to revive it so it can talk to a space cylinder.
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:37 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 04:35 PM (El6T/)
Cruises are a steal right now. Seeing so many ads for them.
Tokyo Olympics will be dicey this summer if there is still a panic by then.
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 04:40 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 05:03 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:03 PM (zr5Kq)
624 I dreamt of being on a thread dedicated to the great dem strategy.......and then I ended up here
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:02 PM (zr5Kq)
OMG--I had the same dream.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:03 PM (TdMsT)
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runner, ladyl and blake's excellent misadventure!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (V3+/n)
Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Thank you, runner!
(Sticks hand through USB port)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (yRWJE)
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2020 05:05 PM (G0vdT)
Not in this timeline.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Jerry at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (V3+/n)
runner, ladyl and blake's excellent misadventure!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:04 PM (V3+/n)
Can you see anything? It's really foggy here...
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (zr5Kq)
I think that skeleton has been in the barrel.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:08 PM (TdMsT)
Can you see anything? It's really foggy here...
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:07 PM (TdMsT)
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I'm confused, do we avoid the light or go toward it?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:08 PM (V3+/n)
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Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:08 PM (V3+/n)
See? That's the problem!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: my word as a Biden at February 12, 2020 05:09 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (q1Pj5)
is just a freight train coming your way
Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (MVjcR)
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Not exactly an endorsement for the current shenanigans.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (V3+/n)
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (ewSN2)
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Posted by: Piltdown Man at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2020 05:10 PM (uquGJ)
The skeleton seems to have special power.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (vD+o9)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Parker at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (zV/fi)
Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (Tnijr)
We've been jug whomped!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (UZal8)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (P5k1D)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: AOC at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (MVjcR)
Weasel--I'm so glad you are here.
I hope you're armed.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (MVjcR)
Or at Wuhan ?
HELP ! HELP !!!
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (UZal
Get Karen to go ask to see the Manager.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (Tnijr)
Is there another thread?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:12 PM (MVjcR)
Weasel--I'm so glad you are here.
I hope you're armed.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (TdMsT)
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Well, yes. Yes I am! I will protect you!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:13 PM (MVjcR)
I'm going to attend, I believe.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (TdMsT)
Bulletproof...so far @BulletproofFar
Does anybody notice anything strange with Buttigieg's Afghanistan deployment pic?
1. No weapon! We are required to carry at least a sidearm in a WZ.
2. No name tag or branch tag on his uniform.
3. No company patch or even an American flag on either sleeve.
Three strikes.
Ace, have you seen that? Looks like Mayor Pete may have been even less impressive in his service than previously realized.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Stalag Titties of Doom at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (vD+o9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:06 PM (TdMsT)
You WANT to summon Pelosi's shade?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (zBaqJ)
it's baaaaack !
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (zr5Kq)
I'm going to attend, I believe.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (TdMsT)
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GREAT!! It will be so nice to see you again!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (MVjcR)
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Unless the person actually looks like that in real life.
I'm seeing people do some pretty unattractive things to their faces these days.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 05:16 PM (GcvMs)
Is there another thread?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM (zBaqJ)
THERE WAS! IT'S NOT THERE NOW, BUT THERE WAS!!!!
Posted by: Commodore Decker at February 12, 2020 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 05:14 PM
Technically, that's a cloaca.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 12, 2020 05:16 PM (TjltE)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 05:17 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2020 05:17 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: kwisatz haderach at February 12, 2020 05:17 PM (CLteG)
I'm going to attend, I believe.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (TdMsT)
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GREAT!! It will be so nice to see you again!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 05:15 PM (MVjcR)
Can't wait to see you, Weasel!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 05:17 PM (TdMsT)
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I'm seeing people do some pretty unattractive things to their faces these days.
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at February 12, 2020 05:30 PM (V3+/n)
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