Avowed Socialist and Soviet Union Honeymooner Bernie Sanders Wins Democrat (Socialist) Primary in NH

Remember, the Democrat Party isn't socialist, according to the media. In fact, if you claim Democrats are socialist, that's not just a lie. That's actually a Racist Dog-Whistle.

Buttyjudge #2 with 24.3%, Klobuchar in 3rd with 19.6%, Warren way back on the Trail of Tears with 9.4%.

Sundown Joe finishes in fifth, with 8.4%.

Biden was an angry old man earlier today.

Posted by: Ace at 07:59 PM




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1 I have a good feeling about Hillary this year!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 07:59 PM (Xsl/w)

2 Yo! I nooded.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2020 08:00 PM (Y4EXg)

3 Klomentum!!

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2020 08:00 PM (ySK7x)

4 I hope you cleaned up after yourself, Tony.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:00 PM (Xsl/w)

5 RIP Joe Biden 1942-2018

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2020 08:00 PM (j3npP)

6 Klobuchar in the lead with 7% reporting per OANN

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:00 PM (1qrtS)

7 Bernie at 28%.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 08:00 PM (O7kBk)

8 Can Biden hang onto to fifth place? Yang is coming on fast!

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (ySK7x)

9 I read the whole thing.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (QLPEO)

10 Pick a number
Add it to Buttplugg
Take it from Bernie
Square it
Add MPH in KPH
doublie it

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (JFO2v)

11 It's not from last year.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (QLPEO)

12 I don't think they'll try to say he didn't win.

The spin will be well it's next to Vermont so of course he won.

It's also next to MA but Warren is losing bigly.

But facts are not important

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (ZfRYq)

13 New Hampshire was a state I was looking to move too, but I dont think they like New Yorkers.

Actually I dont think ANY state likes New Yorkers.

I get it though, it can be hard to like someone who is your superior.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (+dsLj)

14 New Hampshire is racist.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (JCrfD)

15 Biden's voters were lost on Oak Island

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (cknjq)

16 My guess is the headline that will be pushed is the Buttigieg "surge". Not that Sanders wins and this is the 2nd contest that he actually won with more votes.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (sjTfF)

17 8
Can Biden hang onto to fifth place? Yang is coming on fast!

Posted by: zombie


Don't count out zombie Franco.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (T6t7i)

18 Kasich showing a strong second.

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 08:02 PM (vd8XM)

19 Butt fuck them all!

Posted by: Peteer Buttplugg at February 11, 2020 08:02 PM (baX5h)

20 A Klochubar - Warren - Sanders finish would crack me up

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:02 PM (KZzsI)

21 Damn, I better call the kid and see if he can tighten me up with a gram or two.

Posted by: Joe Biden, man of the people at February 11, 2020 08:02 PM (C1Lsn)

22 Biden flopping. He probably right now thinks he's campaigning at an Amtrak Station in Baltimore.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:02 PM (4a9Vv)

23 RCP sanders 28.7 butt 21.3

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:02 PM (JFO2v)

24 Mandelbaum, Mandlebaum!
You want to go huh, come on, dog faced pony boy!

Posted by: Joe Bidenbaum at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (r+sAi)

25 I get it though, it can be hard to like someone who is your superior.


Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (+dsLj)
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You just provided the proof for your theorem in the previous sentence.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (/669Q)

26 I haven't read any other comments here.

My gut says the evil Bernie #1 and Fauxcahantas #2 just because they are the closest candidates to the area. Bernie from VT and Fauxcahantas from MA, of course. Biden, having received no help from Lord Kinnock, sinks, and Buttygig also moes downward. The Senator from MN does surprisingly well, only encouraging her.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (71NaS)

27 Last I checked, Trump had the most votes of them all.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (87EdW)

28 A Klochubar - Warren - Sanders finish would crack me up
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:02 PM (KZzsI)
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I am puling for it. I want different winners in all the early states. Fingers crossed for a brokered, multi-ballot shit show.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (1qrtS)

29 Hey. What about ME?

Posted by: Hillary at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (haWye)

30 I'm thinking by the time Joe gets to South Carolina he'll end up punching a kid at a rally.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (j3npP)

31 Meanwhile, down is SC, Biden shows some of that old fighting spirit:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/w32nezz

(annoying audio warning)

Posted by: irright at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (RVcmP)

32 There's actually a State called Nood Hampster?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (LxWV7)

33 So much enthusiasms for old slojo.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (QLPEO)

34 Bootyjuice is kicking out the jams.

Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (ATCV4)

35 There is a pretty funny video of a guy trying to get troll Biden and get under his skin, he does, and he was asking Biden for advice how to get his wife back because she just left him.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (frty6)

36 Bernie Buttigieg and Klobuchar placing for delegates. Warren and Biden not.

That's the way I count it.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (ZfRYq)

37 I looked at the FOX blog results. I had no idea that some of these people were even running. Go look. There are 33 people on that ballot! 33! More than half nobody has ever heard of.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (hLKSS)

38 "16 My guess is the headline that will be pushed is the Buttigieg "surge". Not that Sanders wins and this is the 2nd contest that he actually won with more votes."

Sanders' second back-to-back win will be the third story, after Buttigieg's "surge" and Klobuchar's "stunning showing." Hell, that's been the story line before the results were known.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (puu6v)

39 Biden 11

adios dog face kid fucker long hair negro touching half presi to half black

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (JFO2v)

40 Brave Sir Biden ran away!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (sWM8x)

41 Fifth-place finishers get what -- the green ribbon? Biden can hang his up next to his Participation Trophy for coming in 12th at the 1973 Library-Paste Eating World Championships.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (ySK7x)

42 Just saw an ad for tourism from Ireland.
"Fill your heart with what keeps it beating. Fill your heart with ... Ireland."

Not great.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (1qrtS)

43 Klobuchar is slowly improving. With Warren falling, I think she's getting some of the "must elect woman" voters, and splitting the Dems that think Bernie is too far left. If the race stays split roughly evenly between Bernie, Klobuchar and Buttigieg, look forward to a long, bitter Dem primary and a "lit" convention in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (8pIQm)

44 Let Bootygig fail spectacularly in NH and Biden win in SC.

Posted by: Marybeth at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (4pK1/)

45 A Klochubar - Warren - Sanders finish would crack me up
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:02 PM (KZzsI)
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How is Klobuchar even still in the race?

An anecdote: I live in a bright blue area, and I barely, barely see any Dem stickers for this election. I know I saw one Boot Edge Edge (that's how it read) one, and I'm sure I've seen a Bernie or too, but that's about it.

Last election at this time it was "Ready for Hillary!" everywhere I looked.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:05 PM (/669Q)

46 Winner in New Hampshire?

President Donald J Trump

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:05 PM (pw+jk)

47 Fifth gets you a blowjob from hunter biden.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 08:05 PM (HALdu)

48 They are all losers.

Who cares if they are 2nd loser, or 4th loser.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:05 PM (sy5kK)

49 Hey. What about ME?
Posted by: Hillary at February 11, 2020 08:03 PM (haWye)
++++++++++
Maine isn't today. New Hampshire is today. Not all New England states are the same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:05 PM (1qrtS)

50 Gone are the days when my grifting was very well paid
Gone are the bribes in the Senate far away
Gone to the Ukraine of a better land I know
I hear those gentle voices calling, "Old Slow Joe"
I'm coming, I'm coming
For my head is bending low
I hear those gentle voices calling, "Old Slow Joe".....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 11, 2020 08:05 PM (Z+IKu)

51 Tiucker says Yang will announce he's dropping out

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:05 PM (4a9Vv)

52 two. two. Gah, I'm spelling like a Democrat.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:05 PM (/669Q)

53 There are 33 people on that ballot! 33! More than half nobody has ever heard of.

Yeah, its still a clown car, ridiculous

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (KZzsI)

54 Or a Yankees fan.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (/669Q)

55
I had no idea that some of these people were even running. Go look. There are 33 people on that ballot! 33! More than half nobody has ever heard of.

Yeah, there are couple of big wackos. I saw one sign for "the man of the people," but I forget his name.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (3sWbG)

56 42 Just saw an ad for tourism from Ireland.
"Fill your heart with what keeps it beating. Fill your heart with ... Ireland."

Not great.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM

We've got a better punchline for ya!

Posted by: Guinness and Jameson's at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (8pIQm)

57 How is God Emperor doing in NH?

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (QLPEO)

58 Not all New England states are the same.

Are we sure about that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (KZzsI)

59 Actually I dont think ANY state likes New Yorkers.
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Just don't move someplace and constantly complain that it's not like New York.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Bn. at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (jW9oF)

60 I told these dumb pricks I needed to campaign in Old Hampshire first!

Posted by: Paste-eatin' joe at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (Vy7tf)

61 Frau Blucher gains:

( ) traction
( ) pounds

Posted by: me ow at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (WX+x0)

62 Dos Vadanya playing as Bernie comes to Milwaukee!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (JFO2v)

63 It doesn't matter how they spin it, the monster they created is now out of their control- Bernie's going to run the table.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (87EdW)

64 No reason to yang around if you come in after biden

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (HALdu)

65 Fifth gets you a blowjob from hunter biden.

That's gonna be awkward as fuck.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM (QLPEO)

66 Yang calls it quits, Ben Shapiro hit hardest.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (4thlk)

67 I am also predicting Bernisto, Buttboy and followed by Klockbutcher.

My spelling might be off though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (r+sAi)

68 Don't underestimate Biden's 13 dimensional chess move of running away to another state before the votes are tallied.

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (MVjcR)

69 You just provided the proof for your theorem in the previous sentence.

**********

I know right? probably the worst thing you could be is a conservative New Yorker. New York hates me for being a conservative, the rest of the 56 states hates me for being a New Yorker.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (+dsLj)

70

Anyone else sickened by Klobbershar's voice?

She's got that "bubble in the throat" voice.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (3sWbG)

71 Goodbye Joe
We gotta go
Me-o My-o

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (K4NAq)

72 awwww

I kinda liked Yang

sad to hear he's leaving the clown car

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (DlsPn)

73 47 Fifth gets you a blowjob from hunter biden.
Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 08:05 PM (HALdu)

and a dime bag

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (JFO2v)

74

Nasally, too.
Horrible, awful voice.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (3sWbG)

75 "Fill your heart with what keeps it beating. Fill your heart with ... Ireland."

Not great.



You have to read between the lines. For "Ireland" think "Bushmills".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (gd9RK)

76 I looked at the FOX blog results. I had no idea that some of these people were even running. Go look. There are 33 people on that ballot! 33! More than half nobody has ever heard of.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (hLKSS)
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Wow. Thirty-three people? Has "the rent is too damn high" guy made the leap to the national stage yet? This may be his chance. At least he's got name recognition.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (/669Q)

77 Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2020 08:04 PM (ySK7x)

He can put it in the case with his stupid Barak friendship bracelet.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (EK+jJ)

78 Gone are the days when my grifting was very well paid
Gone are the bribes in the Senate far away
Gone to the Ukraine of a better land I know
I hear those gentle voices calling, "Old Slow Joe"
I'm coming, I'm coming
For my head is bending low
I hear those gentle voices calling, "Old Slow Joe".....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 11, 2020 08:05 PM (Z+IKu)
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Stephen Foster rolls in his grave.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Bn. at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (jW9oF)

79 willowed from last thread:

@BNONews

BREAKING: Andrew Yang says he is dropping out of the race for president - PBS
8:01 PM - 11 Feb 2020 Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++++++

Oh I hope he wins NH.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (1qrtS)

80 59 Actually I dont think ANY state likes New Yorkers.
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Just don't move someplace and constantly complain that it's not like New York.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Bn. at February 11, 2020 08:06 PM

I thought no one liked New Jersians?

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (8pIQm)

81 Results coming in over at Vodkapundit: as of 8:06, 28.6% for the Bern and 22.1% for Bootygag. Biden at 8.7%.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (pPNCa)

82
It's nit creepy if you're an aromaphile!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (pNxlR)

83 Wang is OUT?!?!

Posted by: irright at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (RVcmP)

84 She's got that "bubble in the throat" voice.

Vocal fry? I hate that. It has its place for showing excessive emotion or singing but some women just rock it constantly and its annoying.

I did expect Biden to do better this state, but that was back when he was the establishment candidate. They've abandoned him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (KZzsI)

85 Yang pulled out.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (oesln)

86 we've recently been in a sort of central-north-ish part of New York state and really liked everyone we met there?

didn't seem any more liberal than Pennsy, actually there it seemed more conservative if anything

and at least you have decent skiing!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (DlsPn)

87 51 Tiucker says Yang will announce he's dropping out
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I saw a report today that he's laying off staff. Some of them found out when they realized their email stopped working.

Such a considerate fellow.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (sWM8x)

88 Awww come on man. I never expected to win the cockus in Ohio or the primarily in Vermont. It was just a salad as I have always swam the 90 meter race. It is in in New Carolina where we see the cars coming out for a good row boat race.
My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (pw+jk)

89
Yang is out?!

Who's gonna save us from the Robits stealing our jerbs?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (3sWbG)

90 Dicks out for Yang

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (Izzlo)

91 I know right? probably the worst thing you could be is a conservative New Yorker. New York hates me for being a conservative, the rest of the 56 states hates me for being a New Yorker.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (+dsLj)
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You're going to have to go incognito. I suggest buying a Red Sox cap.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (/669Q)

92 51 Tiucker says Yang will announce he's dropping out
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:05 PM (4a9Vv)\\

goodbye world championship of UBI blackjack

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (JFO2v)

93
"Fill your heart with what keeps it beating. Fill your heart with ... Ireland."

Kathy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (aKsyK)

94 I kinda liked Yang too. I mean, terrible choice for president, a loony like the others. But he seemed different, and interesting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (KZzsI)

95 Horde, I found out this morning that my best friend from junior high to 2010-ish died. We'd drifted apart, but I'm still shocked. Hold your people close.
But not Joe Biden-close. That would be creepy and inappropriate.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (b6kHD)

96 Soon to be airbrushed from history: Nevada caucus (unless in the unlikely event that someone other than Bernie wins).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (puu6v)

97 I need a nap.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (2N7oZ)

98 85 Yang pulled out.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu


Please, this is a family friendly website! You need to give a "NSFW" warning.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (ySK7x)

99 85 Yang pulled out.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (oesln)

Todays is all catholic sex ed

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (JFO2v)

100 Bernie's gonna win.

So Pete will be in first place.

btw, HR 1 would let Democrats run every election in America out of the Swamp. Just like Iowa.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (Ndje9)

101 One would think that Warren would get the hint. She's the Dems' Rick Santorum on the likeability scale.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (JCrfD)

102 Rock out with yer Yang out.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (QLPEO)

103 Dad may be disappointed with 5th, but a fifth of Old Crow Whiskey's all I need for a good night!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (8pIQm)

104
Wow. Thirty-three people? Has "the rent is too damn high" guy made the leap to the national stage yet? This may be his chance. At least he's got name recognition.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (/669Q)

Maybe someone's brought the Monster Raving Loony party to this side of the pond. Lord knows they couldn't do much worse.

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (U7voe)

105 I saw a report today that he's laying off staff. Some of them found out when they realized their email stopped working.

I don't know why people work for a candidate, they always are treated like trash

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (KZzsI)

106

BREAKING: Andrew Yang says he is dropping out of the race for president - PBS
8:01 PM - 11 Feb 2020 Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++++++

Oh I hope he wins NH.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (1qrtS)
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I see one Yang and one Berny campaign sign on my way to work. This screams liberal disillusionment.

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (MVjcR)

107 Yang dropping out not unexpected. He was cutting staff last week.

Question is can Tulsi keep running.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (ZfRYq)

108 @AndrewYang on suspending his campaign: "There's part of me that feels disappointed, like I didn't fulfill some people's goals for this campaign. There's also a competitive part of me too -- like I can't believe I lost to these people."


IKR?!

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (cF8AT)

109

What this tells us is the Communists and Fags in the Democrat party are really motivated and no one else gives a shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (3sWbG)

110 Poor Joe. Where does a groper go in retirement?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (Lg/Uq)

111 Horde, I found out this morning that my best friend from junior high to 2010-ish died. We'd drifted apart, but I'm still shocked. Hold your people close.
But not Joe Biden-close. That would be creepy and inappropriate.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (b6kHD)
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Oh no, I'm so sorry. That's awful. My condolences.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (/669Q)

112 There's also a competitive part of me too -- like I can't believe I lost to these people.

He has a point

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (KZzsI)

113 This just in: Yang briefly reminds people he was running for President.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (2PXwn)

114 What is the appeal of that nasty hag Klobbershar?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (oesln)

115
Poor Joe. Where does a groper go in retirement?
Posted by: East Bay Jay

=======

Poor Jill.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (13CQC)

116 13 New Hampshire was a state I was looking to move too, but I dont think they like New Yorkers.

Actually I dont think ANY state likes New Yorkers.

I get it though, it can be hard to like someone who is your superior.


Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (+dsLj)

___________________________

I lived up there for about 5 years. Right next to Judge Souter's house. A couple things to keep in mind.

1. No one sells pizza by the slice, and most places make frozen pizza.

2. No bird feeders...it attracts the bears.

3. Get an air horn. In the morning when some moose is having a snack on your front lawn you hit the horn and they fall over. They have to get down on their front knees to eat since their front legs are a little longer than their back.

4. Upstate has a boatload of French only speakers (Berlin area)

5. Worst weather recorded on the planet (Mt. Washington)

Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (Pi+BP)

117 At least Yang didn't lead off with "we've gotta do something about violence against trans women of color."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (JCrfD)

118 Everybody Yang Chung tonight.
Everybody have their wang in tight.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (pw+jk)

119 107 Yang dropping out not unexpected. He was cutting staff last week.

Question is can Tulsi keep running.
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (ZfRYq)

yang

cutting

style guide please

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (JFO2v)

120 @AndrewYang on suspending his campaign: "There's part of me that feels disappointed, like I didn't fulfill some people's goals for this campaign. There's also a competitive part of me too -- like I can't believe I lost to these people."


IKR?!
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (cF8AT)
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I guess he's not angling for an ambassadorship.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (/669Q)

121 85 Yang pulled out.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (oesln)


Phew! that was close!

Posted by: drunken chick that got picked up at the bar at February 11, 2020 08:12 PM (sy5kK)

122 109

What this tells us is the Communists and Fags in the Democrat party are really motivated and no one else gives a shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Buit since most of them are commie-fags, how can they possible decide whom to vote for?

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2020 08:12 PM (ySK7x)

123 Dicks out for Yang

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (Izzlo)


As my VP, we'll need to keep in close contact.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 11, 2020 08:12 PM (2N7oZ)

124 Biden is probably hoping the anti-Sanders vote coalesces around him after NH.

I don't think it's going to happen, but it's not a crazy theory.

If Biden can win SC and then NV with Harry Reid's help, he's back in it.

I just think everyone now realizes Biden is not nearly as strong as everyone thought and electability was all he was really selling.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 08:12 PM (sjTfF)

125

That's Yang's problem, right there in that tweet.

Yang hasn't done anything in Life to be so cocky.
Yang is a failure in everything he's done, a.k.a. a self-described entrepreneur.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:12 PM (3sWbG)

126 Tulsi will never drop out. She is taking it to Milwaukee.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:12 PM (oesln)

127 As said downstairs, I could see the Democrat party heads thinking Klobuchar should be their best bet.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (ZCEU2)

128 I lived up there for about 5 years. Right next to Judge Souter's house. A couple things to keep in mind.

1. No one sells pizza by the slice, and most places make frozen pizza.

2. No bird feeders...it attracts the bears.

3. Get an air horn. In the morning when some moose is having a snack on your front lawn you hit the horn and they fall over. They have to get down on their front knees to eat since their front legs are a little longer than their back.

4. Upstate has a boatload of French only speakers (Berlin area)

5. Worst weather recorded on the planet (Mt. Washington)
Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (Pi+BP)
---------

Ever think of becoming a travel agent? No?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (/669Q)

129 I'm voting for Peter Pantsless. Apparently Al Coholic was already written in.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (bkUtD)

130 Bill Hemmer, Fox: "pretty good battle for second place." Their story line tomorrow, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (puu6v)

131 I would like to see the results in an alternate universe where the Ukraine phone call was never weaponized for impeachment. My guess is that Biden would've imploded anyway because he's Joe Biden, but we'll never know.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (xPl2J)

132 Do Bernie and Pete team up?

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (U7voe)

133 114 What is the appeal of that nasty hag Klobbershar?
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (oesln)

Feel bad for not giving homely cuming queen sympathy fuck.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (JFO2v)

134
Buit since most of them are commie-fags, how can they possible decide whom to vote for?

Posted by: zombie


That's why the vote is split between sanders and buttsex.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (3sWbG)

135 Democrat primary 2020: I can't believe I lost to these people.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (QLPEO)

136 I think this will finally prove to be pretty boring. Does anyone care who Trump thrashes next fall?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (4a9Vv)

137 85 Yang pulled out.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (oesln)

Dang.

Posted by: Sweet Poontang at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (Vy7tf)

138 Tomorrows headlines

Yang is out but still beats Trump 52 to 48

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (K4NAq)

139 Joe can spend time with his 5 Grandkids now.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (AD3JT)

140 Deval Patrick with 0.39% of the NH vote!

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (pPNCa)

141 Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (b6kHD)

Yes, alumni magazine obits informed me that my senior year college roommate, born same year but a week after me, passed. Still shocked I am!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (BiNEL)

142 The Dems Yang dropped off. How trans

Posted by: henry at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (J3Rfi)

143 BREAKING: Andrew Yang says he is dropping out of the race for president

Shit, there goes my $1000/mo. And I've already spent it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (PY3qk)

144 "126 Tulsi will never drop out. She is taking it to Milwaukee."

The inevitable booing will boost her third party run.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (puu6v)

145 Democrat primary 2020: I can't believe I lost to these people.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (QLPEO)
---------

I hope Andrew Yang makes that into a bumper sticker and puts it on his car. Awesome.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (/669Q)

146 Voters must decide.

Are you a fag/commie or a commie/fag?

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (QLPEO)

147 Looks like Biden is getting yanged also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (85Gof)

148 Yang pulled out?
How would we know?
Hell I didn't know he was in.

Posted by: White Women Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (pw+jk)

149 The Yang has gone limp

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (NiFkv)

150 Yang hasn't done anything in Life to be so cocky.

Yeah but you have to admit he has a point. I lost to THOSE people???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:15 PM (KZzsI)

151 >>>Do Bernie and Pete team up?


Like a Human Centipede.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2020 08:15 PM (bkUtD)

152 139 Joe can spend time with his 5 Grandkids now.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (AD3JT)

5 7 9 whatever

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:15 PM (JFO2v)

153 114 What is the appeal of that nasty hag Klobbershar?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:11 PM (oesln)

She's the midwestern pragmatist. Haven't you heard?

Posted by: mark1971 at February 11, 2020 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

154
Don't worry about Yang.

Like all the other failed Democrat candidates, his
endorsement is For Sale.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:15 PM (3sWbG)

155 . . . and Beetlebaum

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 08:15 PM (q1Pj5)

156 >>> BREAKING: Andrew Yang says he is dropping out of the race for president


The Democrats will be hungry for him again in an hour.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2020 08:15 PM (bkUtD)

157 @124 NV is before SC. He went straight to SC he has written NV off.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (ZfRYq)

158 I expect Klobuchar to hang around in the Senate for quite some time until she starts to look like Hillary, at which time all bets are off.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (4a9Vv)

159 @AndrewYang on suspending his campaign: "There's part of me that feels disappointed, like I didn't fulfill some people's goals for this campaign. There's also a competitive part of me too -- like I can't believe I lost to these people.

Imagine how he'd feel when he lost to Trump after 4 years of MSM propoganda saying he's the worst candidate/president/human being ever?

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (8pIQm)

160 126 Tulsi will never drop out. She is taking it to Milwaukee.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:12 PM (oesln)



When everyone realizes that Tulsi is just running early for 2024, her moves and words make sense.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (sy5kK)

161 . No one sells pizza by the slice, and most places make frozen pizza.

*********

I actually noticed this, and it gave me teh sadz

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (+dsLj)

162 YANG IS OUT!!!
YANG. IS. OUT.

Posted by: John Thorton at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (5KnDh)

163 Angry Amy will have to gear up fast as I doubt she has much if any organization in SC or NV. A third place probably won't move the needle much but may finish Lieawatha if Angry Amy finished ahead.

Biden is making a last ditch stand in SC and haven't seen good reporting on NV and it is a caucus state which organization in Las Vegas will matter.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (EUDB2)

164 census.gov

New Hampshire

White alone, 93.2%
Black or African American alone, 1.7%

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (nu3vH)

165 I've never lived in New Hampshire but it's where my father grew up so I consider it my ancestral homeland.

Why not? There's supposedly a place called Belgium and people who run around calling themselves Belgians.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (gd9RK)

166 1) Clusterfuck mess followed by claims Trump rigged the election, but no one knows how.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (+DS2f)

167

You gotta have Yang
Miles and miles and miles of Yang

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (aKsyK)

168 Sorry Yang, UBI is not part of any serious discussion of economics.

Posted by: John Thorton at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (5KnDh)

169 130 Bill Hemmer, Fox: "pretty good battle for second place." Their story line tomorrow, too.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (puu6v)


aka, "First Loser".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (sy5kK)

170 There's also a competitive part of me too -- like I can't believe I lost to these people.

Never mind that. Worry that you fit in nicely with them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (PY3qk)

171 BREAKING: Andrew Yang says he is dropping out of the race for president

Shit, there goes my $1000/mo. And I've already spent it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (PY3qk)


demand payment anyway!

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

172 Ever think of becoming a travel agent? No?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:13 PM (/669Q)


___________________________

*Snort* I didn't much like it up there. Here are a couple more:

One winter I literally had to dig down 3 feet of snow to find my mailbox.

That same winter we hit -56 degrees one morning. Of course I did the boiling water trick that morning, which was kind of cool....but it didn't offset having to hold a blow dryer over my engine block so I could start my car.

Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (Pi+BP)

173 143 BREAKING: Andrew Yang says he is dropping out of the race for president

Shit, there goes my $1000/mo. And I've already spent it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (PY3qk)

Guy filling pool with home depot bucket taking water from deep end to shallow decides to get job.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (JFO2v)

174 Dolphins score a late TD!

NEW ENGLAND LOSES!

THE NATION CHEERS!

Posted by: filbert at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (yUKyn)

175 139 Joe can spend time with his 5 Grandkids now.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (AD3JT)



5 7 9 whatever

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:15 PM (JFO2v)

==And counting as the paternity cases pile up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (pw+jk)

176 i can't stress succinctly how much i don't give a fuck about all these commie corncob fucks. i want to see the whole party burn to the ground.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (KP5rU)

177 Yangs = 0

Cohms = 1

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

178 Nothing like a good kitchen steam burn!

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (MVjcR)

179 Time for lights out
Hope Crazy Uncle Joe is 5th at the most.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)

180 Has Yang been tested for the Chicken Corn Pop Virus yet?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 11, 2020 08:17 PM (Z+IKu)

181 Woo Hoo! The Golden wins the Sporting Group.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 08:18 PM (sGotD)

182 Yang pulled out.


Was he in yet?

Posted by: Mrs. Yang at February 11, 2020 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

183 The Yang has gone limp
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (NiFkv)

Go long on Yin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 08:18 PM (LxWV7)

184 156 >>> BREAKING: Andrew Yang says he is dropping out of the race for president

The Democrats will be hungry for him again in an hour.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2020 08:15 PM (bkUtD)


"You been heah four debate. You go now!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:18 PM (PY3qk)

185 It don't mean a ying if you don't have that yang

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 08:18 PM (K4NAq)

186 odds the Warren claims Bernie poisoned the well by saying that a woman can't win the presidency?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:18 PM (4a9Vv)

187 Winning the Dem primary this year must be like winning the Special Olympics...but without the heart, compassion and comraderie.

Posted by: Reality at February 11, 2020 08:18 PM (8pIQm)

188 159 @AndrewYang on suspending his campaign: "There's part of me that feels disappointed, like I didn't fulfill some people's goals for this campaign. There's also a competitive part of me too -- like I can't believe I lost to these people.

I can't believe it either. Not that Yang is any great shakes, but...c'mon.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2020 08:18 PM (+DS2f)

189 Yang looks a little limp here. He worked it really hard during this campaign, but now it's time to put it away.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 11, 2020 08:18 PM (DRgs8)

190 No one sells pizza by the slice

Some guy moved to my town from Manhattan and opened up a Pizza By The Slice joint. Good pizza, huge slices, decent prices. They make it in the shop, like all the pizza parlors around here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM (KZzsI)

191 Okay guys, I had it up to my ying yang with the yang comments.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM (EUDB2)

192 Do Bernie and Pete team up?

Bernie knows that Pete bats for the other team.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM (pPNCa)

193 Note to Iowa: this is how you get it done.

Posted by: GuyFromNH at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM (Gs5TH)

194 Joe can spend time with his at least 5 Grandkids now.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (AD3JT)

FIXT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM (BiNEL)

195 The Winner of The Sporting Group is the Golden Retriever.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM (wiXsO)

196 164 census.gov

New Hampshire

White alone, 93.2%
Black or African American alone, 1.7%
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (nu3vH)

______________________________

They all live in Nashua....literally.

Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM (Pi+BP)

197 >>>"You been heah four debate. You go now!"


"You can blindfold these people with dental floss. Oh!" - Andrew Dice Clay

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM (bkUtD)

198 164 census.gov

New Hampshire

White alone, 93.2%
Black or African American alone, 1.7%
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 11, 2020 08:16 PM (nu3vw

not as white as liawatha

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM (JFO2v)

199 Stop talking about pizza!

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM (QLPEO)

200 Biden not even at 10 percent.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)

201 Let's not start sucking Yang just yet, gentlemen.

Posted by: Peter Bootyjuice at February 11, 2020 08:20 PM (sWM8x)

202 Stop talking about pizza!

I know, I can't eat any

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:20 PM (KZzsI)

203 I am having one hell of good time.

You guys are one hell of good guy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:20 PM (pw+jk)

204 The Winner of The Sporting Group is the Golden Retriever.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM (wiXsO)
~~~~~

"Daniel"

And he's gorgeous!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 08:20 PM (sGotD)

205

Yang can't believe his stupid "freedom dividend" scam didn't sell.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (3sWbG)

206 No, serious question. Bernie provides the Bros, Pete brings the urban hipster douche and wine mom demos. Everyone knows Bernie is, well, old and frail, and when he keels over you've got the Bright Young Thing ready to step in and continue the socialism.

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (U7voe)

207 That same winter we hit -56 degrees one morning. Of course I did the boiling water trick that morning, which was kind of cool....but it didn't offset having to hold a blow dryer over my engine block so I could start my car.

*************************

damn, how the hell far up were you?

I really like NH but the lack of Starbucks on every corner just makes the whole place seem so uncivilized.

They dont even have a Trader Joes up there.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (+dsLj)

208 WRT the prior thread, this tweet never, ever fails to make me laugh, even years later.

https://tinyurl.com/vtl7cdt

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (uKj5K)

209 You know who was a real "man of the people"?

Frankenstein's monster.

Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (P1f+c)

210 Ya'll r a bunch of cock suckin fags who bend over for white, polo shirtin, bum bouncing cum suckers!

No, wait, that's somebody else... Say, do you know what your own poop tastes like? Best campaign slogan ever!!!!!

I represent your interests! Vote for me!

Posted by: Peteer Buttplugg at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (baX5h)

211 200 Biden not even at 10 percent.


That's almost HALF!

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

212 Biden not even at 10 percent.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)

I'm pacing myself

Posted by: Joe 'Beetlebaum' Biden at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (q1Pj5)

213 Yang is out??!?

Dayum. I was hoping to con him for a grand a month. He's very proud of that you know; that he gave 13 people a grand a month, all paid for with campaign funds.

Maybe I'll drop a line to Bloomberg that my vote is for sale for a bazeelion pesos.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (XF4b8)

214 193 Note to Iowa: this is how you get it done.
Posted by: GuyFromNH at February 11, 2020 08:19 PM

Only if your goal is fast, accurate and honest results. Newb.

Posted by: DNC at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (8pIQm)

215 Say it aint so Joe , Say it aint so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 08:22 PM (85Gof)

216 ha. Fox showing Biden Watch Party. Because they're all looking at their watches.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:22 PM (4a9Vv)

217 So which candidate do the Yang Gangers latch unto?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 08:22 PM (wiXsO)

218 Biden not even at 10 percent.

Warren at only 10.2% as of 8:20.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 11, 2020 08:22 PM (pPNCa)

219 Farewell, Hop Sing, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 11, 2020 08:22 PM (oVJmc)

220 200 Biden not even at 10 percent.

"Decline to state" is making his move!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:22 PM (PY3qk)

221 Biden thinks he's running for chief jackass not Commander in Chief.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 08:22 PM (/jZjK)

222 Q: What is the appeal of any of the Dem candidates?
A: They are not any of the other Dem candidates.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2020 08:22 PM (+DS2f)

223 yang is out

I was just shaking it

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at February 11, 2020 08:22 PM (JFO2v)

224 I still don't understand how a (would-be? wanna-be? avowed?) communist, whose party affiliation is "Independent," can run to be the *Democrat* nominee for POTUS.

Posted by: Flyover MAGA farmergal at February 11, 2020 08:22 PM (Rbu5d)

225 So the top three are the fag, the hag, and the commie windbag?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (SgjGX)

226 My thumb is still killing so I got a brace for it. Had it on too tight and now my right his numb from the forearm forward.

Can't win for losing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (1qrtS)

227 Stop talking about pizza!


Oh, the fresh out of the oven pizza where the cheese is still bubbling. And you've got just the right amount of sausage or pepperoni on it, and the crust is crispy with just the right amount of doughiness so that you know it's a pizza.

And every bite has that borderline greasiness that makes you just wish you'd never heard of salad, and the topping of your choice is known to cause spontaneous orgasms in public.

Posted by: The Pizza in Your Brain at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (gd9RK)

228 FYI:
Two of the most popular dogs in the USA, the Labrador and the Golden Retriever, have never won Best in Show at Westlminster.

Do it, Daniel!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (sGotD)

229

OUT-the-Ying-Yang. Literally. i guess he was the not-so-ancient Chinese secret...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)

230 @PpollingNumbers

New Hampshire (24% in)

Sanders 28.48%
Buttigieg 22.27%
Klobuchar 19.05%
Warren 10.46%
Biden 8.27%
Steyer 3.37%
Gabbard 3.06%
Yang 2.90%

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (cF8AT)

231 Lily white New Hampshire. Yep, the way their primary goes rules the rest of the election cycle.


In accordance with the prophecy.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (JUOKG)

232 111 Horde, I found out this morning that my best friend from junior high to 2010-ish died. We'd drifted apart, but I'm still shocked. Hold your people close.

Posted by: Beltway Elite

---

Sorry to hear this

Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (Y4EXg)

233 This just in.....
Joe Biden still sucks as a democrat presidential candidate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (pw+jk)

234 Biden trailing none of the above by 5%

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (K4NAq)

235
That's a nice Golden that took the Sporting Group.

Cold, raining and windy and a Sporting dog will say, "Great day for hunting! Let's play two!" Give me our lazy sighthounds any day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (7rVsF)

236 Since Yang is out, I'd just like to say that some of my best friends are Chinamen. My word as a South Carolinian.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (sWM8x)

237
"Daniel"

And he's gorgeous!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 08:20 PM (sGotD)
*********
That Face!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (wiXsO)

238 Do we have a pool going yet for how soon Biden withdraws?

I'm thinking maybe 30 days or so... It has to wait until the DNC decides if Bloomberg is their guy. Likely, the anti-Bloomberg product is being released by Bloomberg and DNC as a temperature check. If he implodes, they need that to happen quickly, so they can get a white horse in play.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (DRgs8)

239 the only one who thought biden had a chance was biden. the rest of the country isn't as brain dead as the fuckin idjits that kept him in office sine '72. joe has always been a sleazy, pandering, pedo, sucker of cock. most normal people can see that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (KP5rU)

240 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (1qrtS)

A friendly word of advice, don't try a do it yourself neck brace!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (BiNEL)

241
Sanders running against Trump spells the Democrat Party in the wilderness for a good long time. If they steal it from him, it means doom for the party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (zBaqJ)

242 A friendly word of advice, don't try a do it yourself neck brace!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (BiNEL)

...unless you have a safe word.

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (U7voe)

243 Over/under on when old pasty white guy blames old pasty whites for his loss in New Hampshire?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (pw+jk)

244 A friendly word of advice, don't try a do it yourself neck brace!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (BiNEL)
++++++++++++
Isn't that just a belt and a door knob?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (1qrtS)

245 You dog-faced bitchez want me to represent you or not!!??

Posted by: Paste-eatin' joe at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (Vy7tf)

246 That's a nice Golden that took the Sporting Group.

Cold, raining and windy and a Sporting dog will say, "Great day for hunting! Let's play two!" Give me our lazy sighthounds any day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (7rVsF)


"Icy water? Great! Let's go for a dip!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (PY3qk)

247 Sanders running against Trump spells the Democrat Party in the wilderness for a good long time. If they steal it from him, it means doom for the party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (zBaqJ)


It's glorious, isn't it?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (SgjGX)

248 "218 Biden not even at 10 percent.

Warren at only 10.2% as of 8:20."

It feels good, really that last. She's one evil bitch. Watch her suck up to....Bernie?...pretty soon.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (puu6v)

249 229

OUT-the-Ying-Yang. Literally. i guess he was the not-so-ancient Chinese secret...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)

5 whites clear a wong

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (JFO2v)

250 Yang can't believe his stupid "freedom dividend" scam didn't sell.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (3sWbG)


I saw him on a commercial with dicknose Colbert and he looked really dumb. Between him and Ted Lieu I'm ready to believe that East Asians have their share of retards.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (Yp/pV)

251 the only one who thought biden had a chance was biden.

A buncha people here thought so too. I hope he goes home now and gets proper care.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (KZzsI)

252 Whaa?... the Yang 1000 ran out of power?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (r+sAi)

253 239 the only one who thought biden had a chance was biden. the rest of the country isn't as brain dead as the fuckin idjits that kept him in office sine '72. joe has always been a sleazy, pandering, pedo, sucker of cock. most normal people can see that.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (KP5rU)

And anyone who believes polls. We were promised a race with Biden, Warren, and Sanders leading.

Posted by: Someguy at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (Zm+LZ)

254 And every bite has that borderline greasiness that makes you just wish you'd never heard of salad, and the topping of your choice is known to cause spontaneous orgasms in public.

***********

Fuck. Right. Off.

Posted by: Every Low Carb Dieter at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (+dsLj)

255 How will the DNC and the media steal the NH primary from Bernie Sanders?

_______



Mary Pete Bootygag has had thousands of Hanging Chads bussed-in from out-of-state for the recount.


To steal from a comment earlier today by Humphreyrobot: It was better back in the old days when they'd decide these things in a smoke-filled room. Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (WqPYg)

256 Is Yang the one who shot whipped cream from his crotch?

Posted by: Chris M at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (6XZdO)

257 Sanders running against Trump spells the Democrat
Party in the wilderness for a good long time. If they steal it from him,
it means doom for the party.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:24 PM (zBaqJ)

===
There are no good options left.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (pw+jk)

258 CNN, yeah I know, has a good graphical interface which allows you to see results by county. Right now, Bernie is doing well in rural areas of NH and in the lower class industrial places like Manchester. Angry Amy is doing well in some cities as is Mayor Petey. I suspect that Amy and Petey are both competing for the university vote. Biden does not appear to be winning anywhere nor does Warren yet.

Warren may be the type of politician that the more people see of her, the less they want to vote for her. NH is all about personal politicking.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (EUDB2)

259 Watching Jeopardy. Third commercial break, third ad for Bloomberg - this one with Obama all over it.

Joe's gotta be wincing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (1qrtS)

260
He can put it in the case with his stupid Barak friendship bracelet.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (EK+jJ)


Oh, yeah. What an, shall we say, awkard? thing that was.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (pNxlR)

261 Biden gonna tie a onion to his belt in SC

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (JFO2v)

262 The Working Group is up next.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (wiXsO)

263 Will Warren end up blaming voter suppression?
Will Buddyglug end up end up?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (4a9Vv)

264 Sanders 28.48%
Buttigieg 22.27%
Klobuchar 19.05%
Warren 10.46%
Biden 8.27%
Steyer 3.37%
Gabbard 3.06%
Yang 2.90%
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (cF8AT)

No Bloomingidiot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (LxWV7)

265 Wow- Bernie's running away with it early and all the MSM sites are saying things like "underperformed" and "Klomentum" and stupid shit like that. Interesting.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (87EdW)

266
No Bloomingidiot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (LxWV7)

He's not on the ballot yet.

Posted by: Someguy at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (Zm+LZ)

267 Warren must be kicking herself, wondering where it all went wrong. She lied and pretended to be a radical leftist like Bernie to get noticed and commie support, then lied like the DNC told her to and acted like a moderate. The media puffed her up...and now she's losing badly.

DNC- You fucked up. You trusted us!

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (8pIQm)

268 What the hell happened to your thumb dude?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (uKj5K)

269 Personally I do not think Biden lasts the week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (85Gof)

270 A buncha people here thought so too. I hope he goes home now and gets proper care.

******************

Me too, and I was rooting for him. All he had to do was not fuck it up.

Well he fucked it up.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (+dsLj)

271 Mary Pete Bootygag has had thousands of Hanging Chads bussed-in from out-of-state for the recount.


I believe that that would be "Hung Chads."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (PY3qk)

272 Between him and Ted Lieu I'm ready to believe that East Asians have their share of retards.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (Yp/pV)


Behold the magic of the bell curve!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (BiNEL)

273 The Scold can unite
Us?

Our economy is rigged?

Stagnant wages?

Minority employment bad?

World ending because of the rich?

Yeah right.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

274 And the least yucky is ?

Posted by: jsg at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (Dv4wX)

275 I'm honestly surprised that Sanders is doing so well. The oldest, whitest crank who recently had a heart attack is the darling of the Democrats? Really??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)

276 OUT-the-Ying-Yang. Literally. i guess he was the not-so-ancient Chinese secret...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)


Ho Lee Fuk!

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (aS1PU)

277 No Bloomingidiot?


IIRC, he was saving it up for Soopah Toozday.

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

278 "241
Sanders running against Trump spells the Democrat Party in the wilderness for a good long time. If they steal it from him, it means doom for the party."

Doom for $500, Alex.

No way the DNC doesn't take it from Sanders regardless of the consequences. And you know what? That's a good thing on several levels.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (puu6v)

279 "Icy water? Great! Let's go for a dip!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (PY3qk)
~~~~~

Personal record: 19 degrees and one of my Goldens went for a dip in the ocean.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (sGotD)

280 And every bite has that borderline greasiness that
makes you just wish you'd never heard of salad, and the topping of your
choice is known to cause spontaneous orgasms in public.



***********



Fuck. Right. Off.



Posted by: Every Low Carb Dieter at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM

---

And the next morning you can make sausage biscuits with a side of sausage gravy. ......

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (JUOKG)

281 What the hell happened to your thumb dude?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (uKj5K)
++++++++++++
No clue. It's a mystery injury. Something soft tissue - feels like tendons.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (1qrtS)

282 259 Watching Jeopardy. Third commercial break, third ad for Bloomberg - this one with Obama all over it.

Joe's gotta be wincing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM

Not that anyone could tell, after all the Botox.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (8pIQm)

283 LOL. Tucker shows graphic of New Hampshire results, but only the top 4, and Biden's not on it.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (DRgs8)

284 Biden will stay until South Carolina no matter what happens in NH or NV.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (xPl2J)

285 252
Whaa?... the Yang 1000 ran out of power?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2020 08:25 PM (r+sAi)

_______


Wang 2200 > Yang 1000

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (WqPYg)

286 You can't root for any of the winners, but it's glorious watching Biden and Warren lose.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (gd9RK)

287 And the none communist dems still hangs at about 25-28 %.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (85Gof)

288 Klobuchar 19.05%
Warren 10.46%

_____________________

This is worth noting. This is in Warren's back yard and she's getting faced by a nobody.

Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (Pi+BP)

289 Klobuchar 19.05%
Warren 10.46%

*************

Thats real bad when a bitch I didn't even know was running till like two weeks ago is flogging your silly fake indian ass.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (+dsLj)

290
Me too, and I was rooting for him. All he had to do was not fuck it up.

Well he fucked it up.



A Biden specialty!

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

291
OUT-the-Ying-Yang. Literally. i guess he was the not-so-ancient Chinese secret...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Some hot shot!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 08:29 PM (aKsyK)

292 Thats real bad when a bitch I didn't even know was running till like two weeks ago is flogging your silly fake indian ass.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (+dsLj)
++++++++++
Warren is an evil bitch and I am glad she is being drubbed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:29 PM (1qrtS)

293 Hardest hit?
All of our Joe Biden Personas.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:29 PM (pw+jk)

294 Joe Wi Tu Lo Biden

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 08:29 PM (K4NAq)

295 I think whether he wins it, or it's stolen from him, Sanders candidacy ends up splitting the party. If he wins, Bloomie runs as an independent with mainstream dem support. If he loses, the AOC socialist splinter.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 08:29 PM (87EdW)

296 That treasury department nomination role-a-dope was some weapons grade 4d chess if that is what was intended.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:29 PM (Xsl/w)

297 I'm pacing playing with myself


Posted by: Joe 'Beetlebaum' Biden at February 11, 2020 08:21 PM (q1Pj5)




Bidened it for you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2020 08:29 PM (Zy4Mt)

298 So how long until the DNC forces Joe "My Word As A" Biden out to make way for Bloomberg? Before or after Super Tuesday?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (puu6v)

299 Three way tie - Amy, Sanders, and Buttygeig.

Warren 10%

Everyone else in single digits. Brutal.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (+DS2f)

300 No way the DNC doesn't take it from Sanders regardless of the consequences. And you know what? That's a good thing on several levels.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (puu6v)

Does anyone think they'd saddle him with a 'more moderate' VP pick and hope he drops dead or retires after one term?

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (U7voe)

301
I wonder what candidate the DNC wants to take out with yet another round of impeachment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (zBaqJ)

302 And then, I'll finally be tired of all the winning.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (87EdW)

303 275
I'm honestly surprised that Sanders is doing so well. The oldest,
whitest crank who recently had a heart attack is the darling of the
Democrats? Really??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)

________


As some popular second-tier blogger has said, "The shame is part of the kink."

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (WqPYg)

304 No clue. It's a mystery injury. Something soft tissue - feels like tendons.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (1qrtS)

--------

Question: is the sore thumb comorbid with hairy palms? Blurred vision?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (uKj5K)

305 You have to wonder if Warren is regretting that whole, "Bernie told me I could never win" fabrication right about now.

I mean, it's true....

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (AD3JT)

306 CNN, with about 24 pct in.

Bernie 27.8
Petey 23.1
Amy 20.3
Lieawatha 9.4
SloJoe

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (EUDB2)

307
Wang 2200 > Yang 1000
Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (WqPYg)


I'm so old, I get this joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (sy5kK)

308 I'm rather looking forward to Biden doubling down in SC. The gaffes will be real and spectacular. Try harder, Joe!

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (MVjcR)

309 Does Harris get back in the race? You know, I always thought when someone "suspended" their campaign it was just semantics. But, maybe not this time.

Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (Pi+BP)

310 When Biden gets to S Carolina, will he be covering himself with Spanish Moss so he fits in better with the rubes?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (4a9Vv)

311 Slo Joe 8.6 pct.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (EUDB2)

312 Bloomberg will not be on a ballot until Super Tuesday March 3.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (ZfRYq)

313 Ir's obvious now to everyone

why Trump was so desperate

to stop the Biden Blitzkrieg

unstoppable !!!

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (rpxSz)

314 "Warren may be the type of politician that the more people see of her, the less they want to vote for her."
It's her voice.

Posted by: Chris M at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (6XZdO)

315 289 Klobuchar 19.05%
Warren 10.46%

*************

Thats real bad when a bitch I didn't even know was running till like two weeks ago is flogging your silly fake indian ass.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (+dsLj)


Ouch. Losing to Klobuchar? Marianne Williamson should've stuck around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (PY3qk)

316 295 I think whether he wins it, or it's stolen from him, Sanders candidacy ends up splitting the party. If he wins, Bloomie runs as an independent with mainstream dem support. If he loses, the AOC socialist splinter.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 08:29 PM (87EdW)

yep. In fact Bloomberg is already planning to run as an independent. Count on it.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (+DS2f)

317 Mary Pete Bootygag has had thousands of Hanging Chads bussed-in from out-of-state for the recount.


I believe that that would be "Well Hung Chads."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (PY3qk)


FIXT, per style book!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (BiNEL)

318 Good news for Bernie fans: if he wins he intends to rebrand with a cream colored hammer and sickle campaign symbol on a bright red background.

Bernie's old school.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (XlbwU)

319 298: no one cares. except drunk on their fat ass wine moms. other people have shit to do.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (KP5rU)

320 Paul Ryan lost a debate to Joe Biden.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (o3AYq)

321
The Wang 2200 made me a lot of money when I sold them with vertical software applications, back in the late 70's - early 80's.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (sy5kK)

322 No way the DNC doesn't take it from Sanders regardless of the consequences. And you know what? That's a good thing on several levels.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (puu6v)
+++++++++++
And they should. "Democrat every election year, otherwise independent but usually caucuses with you" shouldn't get the massive party resources.

I'm going long on popcorn.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (1qrtS)

323
Wasn't Klobuchar's only claim to fame that she replaced Al Franken?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (zBaqJ)

324 That's a real diverse top 5 there, Democrats.

Posted by: jsg at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (Dv4wX)

325 Neil Caviuto has the sadz that Trump did so amazingly well- Reaganesque


Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

326
I'm honestly surprised that Sanders is doing so well. The oldest,
whitest crank who recently had a heart attack is the darling of the
Democrats? Really??



The Dems live with a 'Hold My Beer' ethos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

327 I don't hold out a lot of hope that Sanders even survives until November. Anyone sane would have dropped out after their heart exploded from campaigning already

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

328 320 Paul Ryan lost a debate to Joe Biden.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (o3AYq)


I say he was well paid to take a dive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (zBaqJ)

329 The Working Group is up next.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 08:26 PM (wiXsO)
~~~~~

Did they do the Herding Group yet?' I've never had one, but I'd love to see a Border Collie win. We've got one in town that takes care of the geese, and he's awesome to watch.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (sGotD)

330 And the next morning you can make sausage biscuits with a side of sausage gravy. ......

Now you're speaking my language.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (HaL55)

331 The Yang Gang is finally retired.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (XlbwU)

332 Gonna be a short night for Slow Joe

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (M+Lyo)

333 Warren is an evil bitch and I am glad she is being drubbed.


Joe can run away and make excuses about NH not being diverse and real America. Lizzie is from right next door and people know her.

I don't think New Hampshire even has its own TV station. It's all news out of Boston and world championship sportsball teams out of Bostonish and basically a suburb with a tax exemption.

They know her and they don't like her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (gd9RK)

334 314 "Warren may be the type of politician that the more people see of her, the less they want to vote for her."
It's her voice.
Posted by: Chris M at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (6XZdO)


Nah, it's everything. It's the hectoring, Madame Defarge "hold everybody accountable" HOA Nazi style, the gesticulation, the head tosses, AND the voice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (PY3qk)

335 298
So how long until the DNC forces Joe "My Word As A" Biden out to make way for Bloomberg? Before or after Super Tuesday?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (puu6v)

________


Quid Pro Joe's only chance at this point is to announce The Mooche as his VP -- but no way DogEater allows that further humiliation.

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

336 Question: is the sore thumb comorbid with hairy palms? Blurred vision?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (uKj5K)
+++++++++++
I can't tell. I rubbed my eyes this morning and unexpected hair scratched my corneas. I suppose it's possible...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (1qrtS)

337 > " I could see the Democrat party heads thinking Klobuchar should be their best bet."

"President Klobuchar?"

With a name like that, maybe as President of the United Federation of Planets in 2487.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 11, 2020 08:33 PM (XehFa)

338 320 Paul Ryan lost a debate to Joe Biden.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (o3AYq)

Ryan lost a debate to a telemarketer

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2020 08:33 PM (rpxSz)

339 27 pct. reporting, CNN

27.6 Bernie
23.3 Petey
20.1 Amy
9.7 Lizzie
8.5 Joey

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:33 PM (EUDB2)

340 @ZekeJMiller 2 minutes ago

MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) -- Colorado Sen. Michael Bennet ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid after pinning campaign's hopes on New Hampshire


They're dropping like flies.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)

341 Joe can run away and make excuses about NH not being diverse and real America. Lizzie is from right next door and people know her.

He's not from THAT far away. on the west coast we look at all those itty states and crack up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:33 PM (KZzsI)

342 323
Wasn't Klobuchar's only claim to fame that she replaced Al Franken?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (zBaqJ)


and, creative salad utensiling.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:33 PM (sy5kK)

343 I don't hold out a lot of hope that Sanders even survives until November. Anyone sane would have dropped out after their heart exploded from campaigning already

************

Don't expect a narcissist who thinks he's entitled to be President to drop out. Trust me, I know!

Posted by: That's Former President Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure to You, Sir at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (+dsLj)

344 Well, let's not start counting our chickens before they cross the road.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (DMUuz)

345
Klobuchar is a mean hag. And that grin with her mouth bunched up on one side of her face looks retarded and off-putting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (zBaqJ)

346 Joe might stand a chance in NV. He can look up his old buddy Harry in Searchlight, and a few phone calls to the Vegas union goons will go out. Of course, Harry getting the shit beat out of him ( "exercise bands" ) might have been the end of his union influence.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (C1Lsn)

347 Klobuchar 19.05%

Warren 10.46%



*************



Thats real bad when a bitch I didn't even know was running till like two weeks ago is flogging your silly fake indian ass.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:28 PM (+dsLj)


Squaw Liz: Once again paleface take from Injun what is rightfully hers. ugh

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (Zy4Mt)

348 Which one of the Dem contestants will unite the country?

Buttedgedge, a united not a divider.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (/jZjK)

349 I feel like I'm talking into a can. Spitballing here:

DNC bows to reality and gives Bernie the nom on condition that Pete is VP.

The press, that they mostly control, spends the next months essentially running Pete against Trump, as the New Wave of Woke Socialism For America. Pete brings urban women and virtue signallers, Bernie brings the actual Commies.

Do you guys think DNC simply couldn't bite that? Could they? Am I just being an idiot?

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (U7voe)

350 Paul Ryan lost a debate to Joe Biden.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (o3AYq)

===========

Ryan may have lost to Creepy Joe but Willard lost to Candy Crowley. More impressive by far.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (XlbwU)

351 298 So how long until the DNC forces Joe "My Word As A" Biden out to make way for Bloomberg? Before or after Super Tuesday?
=========

The media figures narrating that Bloomberg I sa formidable candidate and could take front runner status (this latter point, no doubt true) are the same folks that 2-months ago were certain -- CERTAIN -- that Biden was a strong candidate, leading Trump in races in yada yada.

Apparently the people running the clown show haven't done much deep thinking on the wisdom of dropping in "Billionaire" "White Privileged Male" onto the top of the heap after, you know, spending a few billion dollars over the last 8 years to vilify White Privileged Billionaires. Lol

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (DRgs8)

352 140 Deval Patrick with 0.39% of the NH vote!
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 11, 2020 08:14 PM (pPNCa)

----
The Bain Capital candidate. They will keep trying in both parties until they succeed.

Posted by: Groundhog at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (VYwSh)

353 What if the moderate Dems want Bernie nominated so that he loses badly and shuts down the whole leftist train wreck?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (Xsl/w)

354 MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) -- Colorado Sen. Michael Bennet ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid after pinning campaign's hopes on New Hampshire


Who?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (PY3qk)

355 MSNBC projecting Warren and Biden will be shut out of delegates in NH.

irrelevant (adj.): Unrelated to the matter being considered.

Not relevant; not having relation; not applicable or pertinent.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (JCrfD)

356 Yang pulled out.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:08 PM (oesln)


And Ying is sad.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (elqpU)

357 Did they do the Herding Group yet?' I've never had
one, but I'd love to see a Border Collie win. We've got one in town
that takes care of the geese, and he's awesome to watch.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (sGotD)


I think the Sheltie won that group.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (lwiT4)

358 "323
Wasn't Klobuchar's only claim to fame that she replaced Al Franken?"

Naaah. Her grandfather was an iron miner. Like a certain someone's dad was a mailman. Expect to hear it a lot.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (puu6v)

359 Squaw Liz: Once again paleface take from Injun what is rightfully hers. ugh
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (Zy4Mt)


Bury my heart at wounded knee

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (M+Lyo)

360 @ZekeJMiller 2 minutes ago

MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) -- Colorado Sen. Michael Bennet ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid after pinning campaign's hopes on New Hampshire

They're dropping like flies.
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)


???

Now that's a real surprise.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (aS1PU)

361 Warren 10.46%

bu by

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (JFO2v)

362 Little do the moderate Dems know that when Bernie gets creamed in nov, the leftists will double down.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (Xsl/w)

363 He's not from THAT far away. on the west coast we look at all those itty states and crack up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:33 PM (KZzsI)


A good basehit in one of this little pissant states lands in another pissant state.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (PY3qk)

364 Klobuchar has been running for Veep from the git-go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (XlbwU)

365 JJ, the inertial environment means "wilderness" for the Dems is almost impossible - they can lose the House, the WH, this time or that - but no wilderness for them.

With the entire culture, academia, media, lots of corporate culture now, and most of the other institutions, including those of govt., de facto or actual allies or supporters, there ain't no "wilderness" on their menu.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (El6T/)

366 MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) -- Colorado Sen. Michael Bennet ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid after pinning campaign's hopes on New Hampshire


Who?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (PY3qk)

He's...not crazy.

Therefore, he never had a chance.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (JCrfD)

367 30 pct. reporting, CNN

27.6 Bernie
23.5 Petey
19.9 Amy
9. Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.5 Styrofoam
3.2 Gabbie
2.9 Yang

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (EUDB2)

368 FAG / HAG 2020

Vote for the ass

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (rpxSz)

369 I find it very amazingly stupid that Pete the fag, a failed mayor of a tiny town is fighting for the lead in the donkey party.
Such a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (pw+jk)

370 Paul Ryan lost a debate to Joe Biden.

Too bad Eddie Munster didn't stop the proceedings, give Ol' Slow Joe a look of grave concern and in his gravest concerned voice say, "Joe, are you OK? Because that last answer didn't make any sense at all."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (HaL55)

371 I don't hold out a lot of hope that Sanders even survives until November. Anyone sane would have dropped out after their heart exploded from campaigning already


Just wait 'til he has Trump pushing his buttons in a debate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

372 Maybe Biden was never really in the lead in any polling, and they just used fake poll results and an obviously broken candidate to bolster their phony impeachment narrative. Too conspiracy theory-ish?

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (uEbPt)

373 They're dropping like flies.

Bennet racked up a whopping 0.38% of the votes.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (pPNCa)

374 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (kCsT4)

375 Biden comfortably in 5th. Fifth out of 20 something ain't bad.

Posted by: Guam tipper at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (FsgBK)

376 Little do the moderate Dems know that when Bernie gets creamed in nov, the leftists will double down.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (Xsl/w)
+++++++++++++++
Good. Let them become a niche regional party for a few cycles before they go the way of the whigs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (1qrtS)

377 354 MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) -- Colorado Sen. Michael Bennet ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid after pinning campaign's hopes on New Hampshire


Who?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (PY3qk)

The Jim Gilmore of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: jsg at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (Dv4wX)

378 362 Little do the moderate Dems know that when Bernie gets creamed in nov, the leftists will double down go in for "direct action," i.e., "terrorism. Just like in the 70s.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (Xsl/w)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (PY3qk)

379 365 JJ, the inertial environment means "wilderness" for the Dems is almost impossible - they can lose the House, the WH, this time or that - but no wilderness for them.

With the entire culture, academia, media, lots of corporate culture now, and most of the other institutions, including those of govt., de facto or actual allies or supporters, there ain't no "wilderness" on their menu.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (El6T/)


Aye, there's the rub. And it is the real battle, isn't it? But still, it is a start.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (zBaqJ)

380 27 pct. reporting, CNN



27.6 Bernie

23.3 Petey

20.1 Amy

9.7 Lizzie

8.5 Joey

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:33 PM (EUDB2)


Comrade Bernie can't get Buttplug off his ass

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (Zy4Mt)

381 the thing that bugs me about bernie is how they're saying all the same things about him (in the electability sense) that they said about Trump.

Posted by: steve at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (TTy55)

382 375 Biden comfortably in 5th. Fifth out of 20 something ain't bad.
Posted by: Guam tipper at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (FsgBK)


Sort of a Meatloaf song...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (zBaqJ)

383 Just wait 'til he has Trump pushing his buttons in a debate.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (oVJmc)
++++++++++++
I dunno. His Dem buddies haven't been easy on him in their "debates" so far.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (1qrtS)

384 373 They're dropping like flies.

Bennet racked up a whopping 0.38% of the votes.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (pPNCa)


Are you sure it wasn't 38 votes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (PY3qk)

385 Dems/media/"deep state" trying to scandalize/politicize the antics of the Stone prosecutors, or rather the over-due reaction from Barr to those antics.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (El6T/)

386 So how long until the DNC forces Joe "My Word As A" Biden out to make way for Bloomberg? Before or after Super Tuesday?

I think Biden drops out before Super Tuesday. If he bombs out in South Carolina, expect him to call it quits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (KZzsI)

387 What I'd like to see?

Bloomberg runs as a very well funded independent.

Sanders gets screwed again, decides to run as an independent/Socialist.

Buttigieg runs as the democrat nominee.

Sanders gets around 20% - that is his top line.
Buttigieg gets around 20% - That is the best he'll do.
Bloomberg gets 20% - money can buy that much.

Trump gets 40%, but wins every state.

then dems scream that president Trump go less than 50% of the popular vote and is illegitimate...etc. etc.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (+DS2f)

388 317
Mary Pete Bootygag has had thousands of Hanging Chads bussed-in from out-of-state for the recount.





I believe that that would be "Well Hung Chads."



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (PY3qk)



FIXT, per style book!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (BiNEL)

_______


LOL. I can always count on the horde to improve on my attempts at humor.

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (WqPYg)

389 I wonder whether the "Other" category includes write-in votes for Beto.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (pPNCa)

390 What if the moderate Dems want Bernie nominated so that he loses badly and shuts down the whole leftist train wreck?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (Xsl/w)

===
You give the donkey party way, way too much credit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (pw+jk)

391 Which one of the Dem contestants will unite the country?

**********************

Well if it's buttgag we'll all be equally butt fucked, so there's that.

Posted by: That's Former President Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure to You, Sir at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (+dsLj)

392 2021 is going to be a ugly year. Direct action is going to take on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (Xsl/w)

393
Biden gonna tie a onion to his belt in SC

--

Ok, what does this mean? I keep seeing it referenced in the comments.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (JoUsr)

394 maybe old news, but Trump pulled Jessie Liu nomination ... which is a good thing (Gateway Pundit)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (Cus5s)

395 Look at all that white privilege. No more Yangie my wangy! The Donger need food. The moment that ended it is when he went up to Warren and said, whastsa happenin hot stiff.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (hLKSS)

396 Well, it wasn't more than a month or 2 ago that Biden and Warren were leaders of the pack. Things can change quickly.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)

397 Ouch. Losing to Klobuchar? Marianne Williamson should've stuck around.
---
It's OK. I dropped out, but my aura's still running. And it's a kickass aura if I must say so myself.

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (sWM8x)

398 32.8 pct. reporting, CNN

27.8 Bernie
23.5 Petey
20.0 Amy
9.6 Lizzie
8.8 Joey
3.4 Styrofoam
3.0 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
0.7 writeins
0.1 Patrick
0.1 Bennett

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (EUDB2)

399 Senator Scoldy McSmallpox Blankets is giving a non-concession concession speech.

Says she wants "an America where we can breathe the air and drink the water."

I am assuming she is wearing a scuba tank.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (JCrfD)

400 372 Maybe Biden was never really in the lead in any polling, and they just used fake poll results and an obviously broken candidate to bolster their phony impeachment narrative. Too conspiracy theory-ish?
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (uEbPt)


only not believable, because nobody could see that many Demos following their script.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

401 Question: is the sore thumb comorbid with hairy palms? Blurred vision?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM (uKj5K)
+++++++++++
I can't tell. I rubbed my eyes this morning and unexpected hair scratched my corneas. I suppose it's possible...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (1qrtS)
---------
Crush up two lightbulbs in your Vaseline and call me in the morning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, MD at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (uKj5K)

402 It's going to be Bloomberg to head the ticket.

The only question is, will he traffic Romney?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (/jZjK)

403 Wasn't Klobuchar's only claim to fame that she replaced Al Franken?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM


I live in an ND/MN-border TV/news market and I had to look this up - she actually replaced Mark Dayton way back in 2006 as an MN senator (and Dayton went on to be MN governor.)

Posted by: ptschett at home at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (zB+vL)

404 Question: is the sore thumb comorbid with hairy palms? Blurred vision?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 08:30 PM


What's your differential diagnosis, Dr. Dice?

Posted by: Dr. Duncanthrax at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (DMUuz)

405 Comrade Bernie can't get Buttplug off his ass
Posted by: TheQuietMan



Something you never want to hear.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (O7kBk)

406 Ok, what does this mean? I keep seeing it referenced in the comments.

Its a reference from back when The Simpsons were funny

https://youtu.be/5Rzao52ndNA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (KZzsI)

407 So how long until the DNC forces Joe "My Word As A" Biden out to make way for Bloomberg? Before or after Super Tuesday?



I think Biden drops out before Super Tuesday. If he bombs out in South Carolina, expect him to call it quits.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM

---

When did !jeb drop out?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (JUOKG)

408 Bernie will not run as an independent. At the end of the day, he will endorse the nominee and urge his supporters to get in line

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (Xsl/w)

409 394 maybe old news, but Trump pulled Jessie Liu nomination ... which is a good thing (Gateway Pundit)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (Cus5s)


yeah, she was sliced and diced a few threads up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (sy5kK)

410 375 Biden comfortably in 5th. Fifth out of 20 something ain't bad.

Posted by: Guam tipper at February 11, 2020 08:36 PM (FsgBK)





Sort of a Meatloaf song...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (zBaqJ)


Like a Dem out hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (2N7oZ)

411 How long until Hillary throws her fat FUPA into the ring?

It's gonna be glorious to watch the Dem convention.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2020 08:40 PM (XF4b8)

412 With the entire culture, academia, media, lots of corporate culture now, and most of the other institutions, including those of govt., de facto or actual allies or supporters, there ain't no "wilderness" on their menu.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (El6T/)


I dunno about that. The culture may be about to experience a sea change (see, e.g., Ricky Gervais). The media are widely disparaged, as is Hollywood and academia. The corporate wokesters are just followers, not leaders.

A good whomping and a heap of ridicule might just turn the tide against the leftists. I suspect a lot of people are very tired indeed of PC crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:40 PM (PY3qk)

413 Coronavirus has better favorable numbers than Joe Biden.

Posted by: jsg at February 11, 2020 08:40 PM (Dv4wX)

414 Elections are polls and polls are lies.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 11, 2020 08:40 PM (AgR7f)

415 she actually replaced Mark Dayton way back in 2006



Was he the one who went nuts?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 08:40 PM (lwiT4)

416
Working Group in now. Pulling for Michael Shephard and the Boxer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 08:40 PM (7rVsF)

417 No matter what tonight, Bernie will let the DNC roll over him, and never fight them.

Pretty weird behavior, IMHO, from a guy whose standard campaign speech is an angry rant.

And who isn't really a Democrat.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 11, 2020 08:40 PM (+fPHo)

418 Welp, it's about time for me to wander off to bed. Night, y'all.

NoVaMoMe2020!

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 08:40 PM (MVjcR)

419 MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) -- Colorado Sen. Michael Bennet ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid after pinning campaign's hopes on New Hampshire


They're dropping like flies.
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)

Ol' Snakehead hardest hit.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 11, 2020 08:40 PM (m2EfB)

420 332
Gonna be a short night for Slow Joe

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (M+Lyo)

________


"This guy gets it!" -- Mini Micro Bloomberg

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 08:41 PM (WqPYg)

421 To the Tequila!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:41 PM (pw+jk)

422 I think the Sheltie won that group.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 08:35 PM (lwiT4)
~~~~~

Thanks grammie. I missed yesterday.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 08:41 PM (sGotD)

423 2021 is going to be a ugly year. Direct action is going to take on a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (Xsl/w)
++++++++++++
I suspect the convention will be a proxy.

Whatever happens at the convention will happen wider 10 times worse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:41 PM (1qrtS)

424 yeah, she was sliced and diced a few threads up.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (sy5kK)


Me deep state you long time.

Posted by: Jessie Liu at February 11, 2020 08:41 PM (2N7oZ)

425 Comrade Bernie can't get Buttplug off his ass
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Something you never want to hear.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (O7kBk)


Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Shep at February 11, 2020 08:41 PM (aS1PU)

426 402 It's going to be Bloomberg to head the ticket.

The only question is, will he traffic Romney?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 08:39 PM (/jZjK)


with the insanity of the last 3 years, why not?

at least Romney has a running mate he can respect.

unlike the rest of us.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:41 PM (sy5kK)

427 Warren needs to stay funded through SC.

That means she has to make her mark somewhere. She'll go crazier. More gun control. Her whole cabinet picked by trannies and unions.

She has to place in NV and she won't.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:41 PM (ZfRYq)

428 I will still vote for Biden in the primary as a write in candidate if need be.

The man, the myth, the legend.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 11, 2020 08:41 PM (Z+IKu)

429
110 Poor Joe. Where does a groper go in retirement?
Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (Lg/Uq)


Become a docent at a kids' petting zoo?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

430 Pete gets VP to whoever wins. He's not going back to Indiana. He's the young fresh face of gay woke authoritarianism, and I don't think he's going to want to go home.

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 08:42 PM (U7voe)

431 If you go to the FOX blog you can see all 33, yes, 33 on the ballot. The last one is my favorite. Coming in at 0% is Roque De La Fuente III. I am not making that name up. It sounds like a sock one of you morons would use. It's hilarious. I think the country is ready for President Roque De La Fuente III!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 08:42 PM (hLKSS)

432 353- that makes sense except that the whole Clinton 3rd way was always and is still a scam. Like I said earlier- Carville didn't disagree with the policies, he's just angry they're telling the truth. It's the difference between boiling the frog slowly versus taking the frog out back and shooting him. Either way, the goal's a dead frog.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 08:42 PM (87EdW)

433 Three way tie - Amy, Sanders, and Buttygeig.

Warren 10%

Everyone else in single digits. Brutal.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at F


perhaps Amy (eat with a comb) and cheating Pete can job share.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2020 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

434 Demofascists have voted out all the candidates of color.

Racists. All of them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 08:42 PM (XlbwU)

435 "402 It's going to be Bloomberg to head the ticket.

The only question is, will he traffic Romney?"

Taking the nomination away from Sanders will split the Democrats. Putting Romney on the ticket would implode it. Romney will endorse Bloomberg with the expectation, again, he will be Secretary of State.

You know that always claimed, never evidenced break up of the GOP? That's happening right now with the Democrats, folks. The only question the DNC has is how to mitigate down ticket losses.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:42 PM (puu6v)

436 Did I win? Is it official?

Posted by: The Orange Mailman's Son at February 11, 2020 08:42 PM (EgshT)

437 Working Group in now. Pulling for Michael Shephard and the Boxer.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 08:40 PM (7rVsF)



I saw that pretty little Whippet won the hound group.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 08:42 PM (lwiT4)

438 Warren promises to pick cabinet based on the name her queef noise most resembles.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:43 PM (Xsl/w)

439 Oh, the fresh out of the oven pizza where the cheese is still bubbling. And you've got just the right amount of sausage or pepperoni on it, and the crust is crispy with just the right amount of doughiness so that you know it's a pizza.

And every bite has that borderline greasiness that makes you just wish you'd never heard of salad, and the topping of your choice is known to cause spontaneous orgasms in public.


bastage

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:43 PM (QLPEO)

440 Senator Scoldy McSmallpox Blankets is giving a non-concession concession speech.



Says she wants "an America where we can breathe the air and drink the water."



I am assuming she is wearing a scuba tank.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:38 PM (JCrfD)

Wait for the single tear to roll down her cheek

Posted by: Joe 'Beetlebaum' Biden at February 11, 2020 08:43 PM (q1Pj5)

441 @realDonaldTrump 2 mins ago

All starting to unravel with the ridiculous 9 year sentence recommendation!


@CBS_Herridge

#RogerStone Senior DOJ official tells @CBSNews
Department was shocked to see sentencing
recommendation Stone case. This is not what was
briefed to Dept. The Dept. believes
recommendation is extreme, excessive, grossly
disproportionate to offenses...#DEVELOPING

8:40 PM - 11 Feb 2020

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT)

442 If Warren drops out, doesn't most of her support go to Bernie? Or is she now pulling more of the "moderate" vote now?

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 08:43 PM (sjTfF)

443 Bernie doing well in cities such as Nashua and Manchester. Petey and Amy doing a bit better in suburbs. Bernie is also doing well in rural areas with a few sparsely populated areas going to Petey or Amy.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:43 PM (EUDB2)

444 Roque De La Fuente

*******

He should be placing third on that name alone.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (+dsLj)

445 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Kamala! at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)

446 Look at all that white privilege. No more Yangie my wangy! The Donger
need food. The moment that ended it is when he went up to Warren and
said, whastsa happenin hot stiff.

--

He sat facing her while she rode that exercise bike and, well, she started screaming #metoo. It was curtains after that.

(Btw, Michael Schoeffling....mmm-mmm-MMM!)

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (JoUsr)

447 >>>He's the young fresh face of gay woke authoritarianism, and I don't think he's going to want to go home.
===========

Plus, he is unemployed and has a hungry husband at home to feed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (XlbwU)

448 My brother is The Paolo.

Posted by: Roque De La Fuente III at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (EgshT)

449 You Love Me, You Really Love Me!

Posted by: Bernie at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (2N7oZ)

450
I like the idea of Bernie Sanders being cheated out of the D nom; I do not like the idea of Sanders winning the D nom.

Unlike most here, I don't think Sanders would be easy to defeat.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (3sWbG)

451 You know that always claimed, never evidenced break up of the GOP? That's happening right now with the Democrats, folks

Yeah but they'll be back.

Right now the GOP has a strong leader that people rally around and appreciate. He's uniting the party to work together and move forward. The Democrats have no leader, although Obama could have been if he wasn't such a hapless lazy puke.

So they're divided and infighting and chaotic and failing. But they'll get another leader eventually and come back, and Trump won't be around forever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (KZzsI)

452 Anybody know how I'm doing?

Posted by: Roque De La Fuente III at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (vd8XM)

453 Poor Joe. Where does a groper go in retirement?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 11, 2020 08:10 PM (Lg/Uq)



Become a docent at a kids' petting zoo?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

Wanna pet my weasel?

Posted by: Joe 'Beetlebaum' Biden at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (q1Pj5)

454 Roque De La Fuente

*******

He should be placing third on that name alone.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM

Well he is Roque De La Fuente the Third!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (hLKSS)

455 Hardest hit?
All of our Joe Biden Personas.

Fuck me with a 13 year old.

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (3tPHY)

456 who is going to sit warren down and make her understand nobody wants her.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (HALdu)

457 349
I feel like I'm talking into a can. Spitballing here:



DNC bows to reality and gives Bernie the nom on condition that Pete is VP.



The press, that they mostly control, spends the next months
essentially running Pete against Trump, as the New Wave of Woke
Socialism For America. Pete brings urban women and virtue signallers,
Bernie brings the actual Commies.



Do you guys think DNC simply couldn't bite that? Could they? Am I just being an idiot?

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 08:34 PM (U7voe)

________


Interesting strategy but won't work because ... TWO WHITE GUYS -- and we're not talking burgers and fries!

Not acceptable. Next!

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (WqPYg)

458 @CBS_Herridge

#RogerStone Senior DOJ official tells @CBSNews
Department was shocked to see sentencing
recommendation Stone case. This is not what was
briefed to Dept.


Assholes lied to the AG.

You will hear not one more more peep about this because there is a paper trail.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (JCrfD)

459 If Warren drops out, doesn't most of her support go to Bernie? Or is she now pulling more of the "moderate" vote now?


Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 08:43 PM

---

Probably and that makes him the winner.


Trump is going to destroy him in the general.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (JUOKG)

460 It is drive time on the west coast, and listening to one of the two radio local sports talk shows, I have heard Little Box Mikie's commercials 4 times this hour.

And there are still 15 minutes left in the hour.


That is a lot of money to burn.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (sy5kK)

461 If Warren drops out, doesn't most of her support go to Bernie? Or is she now pulling more of the "moderate" vote now?
Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 08:43 PM (sjTfF)
+++++++++++++
I suspect 60% or so goes to Bernie.

The "the candidate has a pussy and so do I" contingent of Warren's following goes to Klobuchar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (1qrtS)

462 The media warms up for Amy K....
Her hair is the color of gold in old paintings...
And a couple of breasts that seemed to say, "hey, look at these... " and lifeless eyes. Dead eyes. Like a doll's eyes...

Posted by: Regular joe at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (6/uwW)

463
Always been gone of Berners and Anatolians. Unfortunately lots of Working breeds have dysplasia problems.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM (7rVsF)

464 Gonna have to watch Westminster on UToob later.

Meanwhile, as electoral strategery, waiting until re-election to settle family business not a good one for Trump.

Do it now. The public has not embraced any of the stupid coup attempts, the perception of unfairness is pretty well established in all but the dumbed-down Dem base.

Don't play victim, but play strong leader finally taking steps to re-establish order and law in the national government.

I don't think any conceivable strong Trump move against institutional enemies and lawlessness loses him a single vote 'tween now and November.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM (El6T/)

465 Warren promises to appoint members of all the tribes to her Cabinet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM (PY3qk)

466 Plus, he is unemployed and has a hungry husband at home to feed.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (XlbwU)


We're out of chips and beer.

Posted by: Mrs Buttigieg at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM (2N7oZ)

467 Senator Scoldy McSmallpox Blankets is giving a non-concession concession speech.

Says she wants "an America where we can breathe the air and drink the water."

I am assuming she is wearing a scuba tank.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year


Her speech is a thinly disguised, desperate, Hail Mary beseeching request for a job interview for VP. From anyone still viable.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

468 IF anyone cares, Trump is winning the GOP side, 85 percent, Weld 8.7, Writeins 3.4 (17 percent in)

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM (EUDB2)

469 318 Good news for Bernie fans: if he wins he intends to rebrand with a cream colored hammer and sickle campaign symbol on a bright red background.

Bernie's old school.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 08:31 PM (XlbwU)

Not with a hammer, compass, and wheat?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM (71NaS)

470 Breaking -
New Democrat Debate Rules announced by Party Chairman, Tom Perez. Every candidate with a net worth of $50B or more gets a full-auto assault weapon, with fifty 100-round clips, to use as he/she sees fit on opponents. Candidates with a net worth less than $50B will get a small squirt gun.

Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM (AMIL/)

471 Boot edge isn't going anywhere if he doesn't get the nom or vp. He will run for senate somewhere easily winnable and available.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM (Xsl/w)

472 Buttigieg and Klobuchar are both moderates and as such are for open borders, free health care for illegals and abortion up to and including birth. The only real difference is Amy tosses salads with a comb, and Pete uses his face.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM (/Fmtj)

473 Weld is sticking to Trump

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (rpxSz)

474
The Sun is setting on sundown Joe.

And the MSM wonders what happened. Easy, it was obvious Uncle Joe is in rapid cognitive decline

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (nUQeW)

475 Roque De La Fuente
*******
He should be placing third on that name alone.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere


Better yet, his website says it's really:

Roque "Rocky" De La Fuente!

Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (P1f+c)

476 Yeah it really is crackers all the way down with the Dems now, and the two women don't look like they have a shot.

Old White Men for the win!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

477 So it's basically Bernie, Buttgig, and Bloomberg?

This is your 2020 Dem party folks.


Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (QLPEO)

478 It's astonishing to me, breathtaking really, that that old goat commie Sanders has that many people who actually are on board with the sh*t he's selling.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (JoUsr)

479 Roque De La Fuente III I think if he can get above the .00025% mark in SC he's got a shot! Maybe pick up some Yang people. Never know. Roque the vote!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (hLKSS)

480 35 pct. reporting, CNN

27.7 Bernie
23.5 Petey
20.0 Amy
9.7 Lizzie
8.8 Joey
3.3 Styrofoam
3.0 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
0.7 writeins
0.1 Patrick
0.1 Bennett

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (EUDB2)

481 Unlike most here, I don't think Sanders would be easy to defeat.

**********

2016, maybe.

2020, fuck no.

There are a lot of Trump supporters who are former bernie bots and felt betrayed by his selling out. There is no way he gets the numbers he did last time.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (+dsLj)

482 So I like to make out with my granddaughter! Big whoop wanna fight about it?

Posted by: Creepy Joe at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (u15dw)

483 438 Warren promises to pick cabinet based on the name her queef noise most resembles.
---
I'm in like Flynn!

Posted by: Elmer Squeeeee at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (sWM8x)

484 How in the world is Amy Clubfoot in 3rd?

Posted by: steve at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (TTy55)

485 What is Klockbutcher's appeal though!

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (oesln)

486 Grampa, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at February 11, 2020 08:48 PM (EgshT)

487 DNC bows to reality and gives Bernie the nom on condition that Pete is VP.

Nah. Black vote in single digits. Number of votes, not percentage of votes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:48 PM (PY3qk)

488 If Warren drops out I expect her support splits Bernie-Klobuchar about 40-60.

Klobuchar is the biggest surprise to me.

That will keep a good three way going (shut it!) that will keep delegates in play.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)

489 >>How in the world is Amy Clubfoot in 3rd?

Apparently a lot of people in NH like to eat salads with a comb.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 08:48 PM (nUQeW)

490 Buttigieg and Klobuchar are both moderates and as such are for open borders, free health care for illegals and abortion up to and including birth. The only real difference is Amy tosses salads with a comb, and Pete uses his face.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM

I am stealing that! Here we call her Daphne.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 08:48 PM (hLKSS)

491 who is going to sit warren down and make her understand nobody wants her.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (HALdu)


It's about time. I'll do it.

Posted by: Bruce Mann at February 11, 2020 08:48 PM (2N7oZ)

492 Trump considering removing IGIC Atkinson.

Reported on Lou Dobbs: https://tinyurl.com/wrby2y4

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (cF8AT)

493 The main reason the Democrats still have any future in this country is that the GOP's natural state is being a sorry collection of treacherous commie fools in capitalist clothing.

It's possible, but not likely, that The Trump Effect can change a lot of that but eight years isn't nearly long enough.

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (uEbPt)

494 Not acceptable. Next!
Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (WqPYg)

The press will drag out every woke socialist Christian in the lower 48 to talk about how Pete is the modern personification of Christ because gay oppression you guys. They will bury the baby vivisection stuff; Pete will spend his time on stage with Pence hammering Pence and claiming that the Bible means we should all be Communists and the press will back him to the hilt.

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (U7voe)

495 then dems scream that president Trump go less than 50% of the popular vote and is illegitimate...etc. etc.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2020 08:37 PM (+DS2f)

---------------------------------

Which, of course, if different than the 1992 results because, shut up!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (CAJOC)

496 I think Warren sticks it out a few more states, she's not bombing. 3rd place twice is almost there, just looking for an opening.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (KZzsI)

497 Oh yeah PDJT will pardon Roger Stone about a coffee break after he gets sentenced.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (QLPEO)

498 478 It's astonishing to me, breathtaking really, that that old goat commie Sanders has that many people who actually are on board with the sh*t he's selling.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (JoUsr)

He ain't selling shit, he's giving it away

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (Izzlo)

499 Can you imagine if this is Bernie vs. Trump?

Two old white men, both considered by degrees "sexist".

That's awesome!

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (Eicbe)

500 That will keep a good three way going (shut it!) that will keep delegates in play.
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)
+++++++++++++
I want different winners in early states and total insanity in second place that leaves delegate counts hopeless for the first ballot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (1qrtS)

501

#RogerStone Senior DOJ official tells @CBSNews
Department was shocked to see sentencing
recommendation Stone case. This is not what was
briefed to Dept.



They're lying to their own superiors now?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

502 If Bernie wins this, the media response will be "New Hampshire is too white to be representative of America" or something along those lines.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (tVQUs)

503 Wangs out for the Yang-out. Apologies if that's already been posted.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (I99aF)

504 Yang yanks campaign.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (+y/Ru)

505 Warren promises to appoint members of all the tribes to her Cabinet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


But not to liquor cabinet. Firewater bad for injun.

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (vd8XM)

506 where did the rent is too damn high, guy come in. i liked that dude. he wore some classy gloves and shit,

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (KP5rU)

507 Buttigieg and Klobuchar are both moderates and as such are for open borders, free health care for illegals and abortion up to and including birth. The only real difference is Amy tosses salads with a comb, and Pete uses his face.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 11, 2020 08:46 PM (/Fmtj)


Wait. Buttplug doesn't want boys aborted. Just icky girls.

He's thinking ahead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (PY3qk)

508 Fake Jake Tapper panel conclusion: "We believe it's Aliens for the win. Yes, Aliens."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (XlbwU)

509 It's astonishing to me, breathtaking really, that that old goat commie Sanders has that many people who actually are on board with the sh*t he's selling.

****************

He's selling the idea that you can get free college, free healthcare, all loans forgiven and only Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos will have to pay for it.

So naturally he's got the yout votes, because youts especially today are retards.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (+dsLj)

510 Lou Dobbs is reporting that Trump is considering canning IC IG Atkinson.

I think it's fair to say Trump has gone on offense.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)

511 I don't get Steyer deal. I mean he's got money he can spend it how he likes.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (ZfRYq)

512 I hear the panic setting in on turnout for the Dems - is it really "behind" 2016? Disaster.

Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (32YRo)

513 What is Klockbutcher's appeal though!
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:47 PM (oesln)

Appeal to force.

i.e. "Vote for me or the intern gets it!"

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (tVQUs)

514 Warren promises to pick cabinet based on the name her queef noise most resembles.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 08:43 PM (Xsl/w)

===
OK, Laughed hard at that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (pw+jk)

515 430 Pete gets VP to whoever wins. He's not going back to Indiana. He's the young fresh face of gay woke authoritarianism, and I don't think he's going to want to go home.
Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 08:42 PM (U7voe)


Yep.

Posted by: Rich gay men, looking for payback at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (sy5kK)

516
#RogerStone Senior DOJ official tells @CBSNews
Department was shocked to see sentencing
recommendation Stone case. This is not what was
briefed to Dept.

They're lying to their own superiors now?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc)


Now THERE'S a recipe for job security.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (PY3qk)

517 Interesting strategy but won't work because ... TWO WHITE GUYS -- and we're not talking burgers and fries!

Not acceptable. Next!
Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 08:45 PM (WqPYg)

Yep - the Whitey McWhiteface ticket is a stone cold loser. Most of the black vote stays home, and Trump gets 50% of those who do show up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (V2Yro)

518 So they're divided and infighting and chaotic and failing. But they'll get another leader eventually and come back, and Trump won't be around forever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (KZzsI)


Damn, sunshine.

That's like announcing at the christening 'This kid is just gonna be dead in 80 years...'

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (Vy7tf)

519 Yang yanks campaign.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM

The Donger need food.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (hLKSS)

520 I want different winners in early states and total
insanity in second place that leaves delegate counts hopeless for the
first ballot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (1qrtS)


Sounds like a cunning plan.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (q1Pj5)

521
So it's basically Bernie, Buttgig, and Bloomberg?

Posted by: eleven



Midget Mike isn't even registering as alive in NH.
Amy! is the third in the Triumvirate of Terror.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (3sWbG)

522 I like the idea of Bernie Sanders being cheated out of the D nom; I do not like the idea of Sanders winning the D nom.

Unlike most here, I don't think Sanders would be easy to defeat.
Posted by: Soothsayer,

_______________

If we had an electorate that could go 51% for Bernie Sanders, wouldn't we know it already?

Do you think it's all "new" voters that he may pull out?

There's been a pretty active "free shit army" for a while now.

For Democrats to win, they have to get all the aggrieved usual voters, plus peel off some of the suburban professional vote. That's where I see Sanders getting slaughtered.

Plus, I'm not sure a nearly 80 year old Jewish Senator from Vermont will do well with minority communities either.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (sjTfF)

523 492 Trump considering removing IGIC Atkinson.
---
Wow!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (sWM8x)

524 RIP Joe Biden 1942-2018

-
Well, brain dead anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (+y/Ru)

525 I think it's fair to say Trump has gone on offense.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++
I know that "swinging from lightposts" is too much to hope for, but I do actually hope for "orange jumpsuits and frog marches."

I still think we will not get that, but I hold out a distant hope.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (1qrtS)

526 The VP is gonna be TAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK AAAABBBRRAAAAAMMMMSSSS!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (V2Yro)

527 How is NH's favorite son Vermin Supreme polling tonight?

Posted by: Regular joe at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (6/uwW)

528 What is Klockbutcher's appeal though!
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu


In this field?

Anonymity.

Like how those polls of "unnamed Democrat vs Trump" have the Dem winning by 10%, but "named Democrat vs Trump" have them losing.

Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (P1f+c)

529 If you combined Warren and Biden's vote totals...it would still be 4th.

Wow.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:52 PM (JCrfD)

530 The press will drag out every woke socialist
Christian in the lower 48 to talk about how Pete is the modern
personification of Christ because gay oppression you guys. They will
bury the baby vivisection stuff; Pete will spend his time on stage with
Pence hammering Pence and claiming that the Bible means we should all be
Communists and the press will back him to the hilt.


Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM


---

Uh the media is hiding the fact he is gay and they will until this is over one way or the other.


No way will they report on the fact that he is married to another man, if they do he loses the black vote and thus the election if he is the nominee.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 11, 2020 08:52 PM (JUOKG)

531 I am pretty sure PDT has a baptism to attend so the rest of the family business can be resolved.

Posted by: JAS at February 11, 2020 08:52 PM (IsG7k)

532 Funny that these polling companies are so far off in predicting the winner 30 or 60 days out, but then candidate polling suddenly(!) falls off a cliff or surges(!) right before an ACTUAL election.

Why, it's almost like the polling companies either have no idea what they're doing or are grossy incompetent overpaid spitballers.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 11, 2020 08:52 PM (DRgs8)

533 "481 Unlike most here, I don't think Sanders would be easy to defeat.

**********

2016, maybe.

2020, fuck no.

There are a lot of Trump supporters who are former bernie bots and felt betrayed by his selling out. There is no way he gets the numbers he did last time."

I actually agree Bernie would be the one who would pose trouble for Trump. The DNC isn't going to give him the chance, though, and that's even if he had enough delegates to win on the first ballot as the rules stand now. They will change the rules if Sanders goes into Milwaukee with enough delegates. Sanders actually has every right to be physically afraid of rogue Deep State elements but they won't cap him for the same reason they haven't Trump. They are afraid of their people.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:52 PM (puu6v)

534 We need Biden to win SC now. 3 states 3 different winners, and then we can go 4 for 4 when little napoleon bloomy wins nevada.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2020 08:52 PM (r+sAi)

535
Lou Dobbs is reporting that Trump is considering canning IC IG Atkinson.


Yeah, that's a tough call, Mr President.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:52 PM (3sWbG)

536 Tater stepped on his own dick (again) today claiming Fox was not reporting the Roger Stone story.
Fox had broken the story hours before- like 4 hours before.

That's our Tater!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 11, 2020 08:52 PM (AD3JT)

537 If the DNC screws Moscow Bernie, Milwaukee better get more fire trucks ordered ASAP. Popcorn please, extra butter. Thanks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (hLKSS)

538 They're lying to their own superiors now?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM

Since their plan was to resign en masse to trigger another special prosecuter, they had to make sure their bosses were pissed enough to rebuke them publicly first.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (I99aF)

539 Trump considering removing IGIC Atkinson.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:49 PM (cF8AT)
---
100% justified.

Can you believe hiding behind Congress' confidentiality for maneuvering on your boss?!

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (Eicbe)

540 If Bernie wins this, the media response will be "New
Hampshire is too white to be representative of America" or something
along those lines.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2020 08:50 PM (tVQUs)

===
Still plenty of time for the Buick Trunk vote to come in.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (pw+jk)

541 Colorado Sen. Michael Bennet ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid after pinning campaign's hopes on New Hampshire
--------------

Maybe it was his campaign slogan:

"Vote Mike B! No... the other one!"

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (uEbPt)

542 I think it's fair to say Trump has gone on offense.

******

Fire the fuck out of everybody. Run the government yourself.

It'll be the best government ever, the best, believe me, classy and luxurious, that I can tell you.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (+dsLj)

543 Unlike most here, I don't think Sanders would be easy to defeat.
Posted by: Soothsayer,


Go back and look at the news from Dec. 12, last. Boris vs Jeremy Corbyn. Britain is a LOT more liberal than the US - and just look at how that went.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (V2Yro)

544
The collapse of the face on Old Man of the Mountain back in 2003 foreshadowed Sundown Joe's collapse. If only we knew how to interpret these things!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (pNxlR)

545 That's like announcing at the christening 'This kid is just gonna be dead in 80 years...'

People announcing the doom of the Democratic Party (or the Republican Party) have short memories and little political acumen. They wax and wane, but the American people are stupid and fickle. Its been almost always R/D/R/D president for almost 100 years now, with few exceptions.

You would think they would eventually learn but apparently not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)

546 Nashua, Concord, and Manchester are running strong for Bernie right now. Manchester has about 80 percent of the vote in, but Concord and Nashua have only about 60 percent in. Amy is doing well in Concord.

I suspect that Bernie's percentage is going to rise while Mayor Petey and Angry Amy will fall a bit from the remaining vote counts. Bernie is doing well in rural areas especially next to Vermont and in the cities. Petey and Amy doing ok in the cities and towns.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (EUDB2)

547 "532 Funny that these polling companies are so far off in predicting the winner 30 or 60 days out, but then candidate polling suddenly(!) falls off a cliff or surges(!) right before an ACTUAL election.

Why, it's almost like the polling companies either have no idea what they're doing or are grossy incompetent overpaid spitballers."

Amazing how that works.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (puu6v)

548 I'm still seeing that nutcase Steyer's ads.
Lol a fool and his money...

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (s2LSa)

549 Here's a bucket of chicken for you and one for you and one for you!

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (EgshT)

550 WHell, if Buttplug is Christ, this must be a Martin Scorcese film

Posted by: JAS at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (IsG7k)

551
If the IC IG isn't shitcanned soon, we will have another cia-orchestrated coup attempt.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (3sWbG)

552 Do most of the Dem primary states divvy up delegates proportionally, or are some winner take all? As in, if Bernie keeps winning states, but there are 3-4 also-rans, can he still have the nomination stolen from him lol?

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (8pIQm)

553

Why, it's almost like the polling companies either have no idea what they're doing or are grossy incompetent overpaid spitballers.


They're branching out into climate modeling.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (7rVsF)

554 How is Tulsi losing to Klobbershar?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (oesln)

555 "Vote for me or the intern gets it!"

-
Ahhh. The Scarborough gambit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (+y/Ru)

556 What is Klockbutcher's appeal though!

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu


I think it's the sensible shoes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (XlbwU)

557 Listened earlier to an interview of your stereotypical white suburban mom in NH who voted for Trump in 2016 but hated his tweets because she would never allow her kids to tweet like that. She was considering Klobuchar. She was as Rush calls it a precious independent.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (2hDKc)

558 Can you believe hiding behind Congress' confidentiality for maneuvering on your boss?!

Can you believe changing all the damn rules to undermine your boss?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (JCrfD)

559 Nah, it's everything. It's the hectoring, Madame Defarge "hold everybody accountable" HOA Nazi style, the gesticulation, the head tosses, AND the voice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:32 PM (PY3qk)

She sounds like a bloody schoolmarm. All she needs to complete the image is a pencil behind her ear.

Who wants to be reminded of a bad teacher from their youth constantly for four-eight years? Not I.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (71NaS)

560 Unlike most here, I don't think Sanders would be easy to defeat.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (3sWbG)
+++++++++++
I think that in 2016, he was the only one who could have beaten Trump.

In 2020, I still think that, though his overall odds are lower this time.*

* I think Tulsi would be a bigger risk if she were viable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (1qrtS)

561 But, again, as has been asked above and as I've asked before...

How does a Communist registered as an Independent even get in the Dem primary?

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (QLPEO)

562 NH is full of Commies.

Posted by: JAS at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (IsG7k)

563 124 Biden is probably hoping the anti-Sanders vote coalesces around him after NH.

I don't think it's going to happen, but it's not a crazy theory.

If Biden can win SC and then NV with Harry Reid's help, he's back in it.

I just think everyone now realizes Biden is not nearly as strong as everyone thought and electability was all he was really selling.
Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 08:12 PM (sjTfF)


------

Let's not forget that in 2008 John McCain (spit) was almost ready to drop out after NH and then he won in South Carolina. The entire race changed in a matter of a week or so.

I don't think this will happen with Biden though.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (t21Id)

564 Buttigieg is going to claim a moral victory because Bernie is from next door.

Klobuchar is going to raise a pile of money off this.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:55 PM (ZfRYq)

565 Uh the media is hiding the fact he is gay and they will until this is over one way or the other.

That's not really something they can hide. They can not report on it, but its gonna come out and be well known if he goes much further.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:55 PM (KZzsI)

566 Buttplug coming up from behind on Bernie.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at February 11, 2020 08:55 PM (JFO2v)

567 Breaking: DNC press release. Bernie Sanders has hung himself. (do not release until March 1st.)

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 08:55 PM (hLKSS)

568 38 pct. reporting, CNN

27.5 Bernie
23.6 Petey
20.0 Amy
9.6 Lizzie
8.7 Joey
3.4 Styrofoam
3.1 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
0.7 writeins
0.2 Patrick
0.1 Bennett

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:55 PM (EUDB2)

569 PDJT is firing people.

I hear he's good at that.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:55 PM (QLPEO)

570 How is Tulsi losing to Klobbershar?

***************

It's the party of soyboys and lesbos, so clearly there's no attraction to Tulsi Coffeecake.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:55 PM (+dsLj)

571 Funny that these polling companies are so far off in predicting the winner 30 or 60 days out, but then candidate polling suddenly(!) falls off a cliff or surges(!) right before an ACTUAL election.

Why, it's almost like the polling companies either have no idea what they're doing or are grossy incompetent overpaid spitballers.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 11, 2020 08:52 PM (DRgs


If they were smart, they'd take a leaf from the climastrologists and limit their predictions to the 2100 election and beyond.

Even if they're wrong, they won't care, because they'll be on ice by then, and they know it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:55 PM (PY3qk)

572 "552 Do most of the Dem primary states divvy up delegates proportionally, or are some winner take all? As in, if Bernie keeps winning states, but there are 3-4 also-rans, can he still have the nomination stolen from him lol?"

Yes. And the DNC will fine tune the rules as needed.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (puu6v)

573 biden to 5th

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (JFO2v)

574 Why, it's almost like the polling companies either have no idea what they're doing or are grossy incompetent overpaid spitballers.

-
Like CNN and the NYT.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)

575 Why, it's almost like the polling companies either have no idea what they're doing or are grossy incompetent overpaid spitballers.

Both, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)

576 13 New Hampshire was a state I was looking to move too, but I dont think they like New Yorkers.

Actually I dont think ANY state likes New Yorkers.

I get it though, it can be hard to like someone who is your superior.


Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:01 PM (+dsLj)

"If a man is from Texas, he'll tell you. If he isn't, why embarrass him by asking?"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (71NaS)

577 The VP is gonna be TAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK AAAABBBRRAAAAAMMMMSSSS!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo

Unless she captures Bastogne, she would run out of fuel before crossing the Meuse.

Posted by: Miklos, sectorally aware at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (QzkSJ)

578 WHOOP!!! Trump just pulled State Attorney Jessica Liu from the nomination process to Treasury. Big deal IMO. They needed to get her out of the DC State Attorney position so they pushed her to Treasury...then Trump pulls the rug out from under her. She was the gatekeeper in DC who didn't indict McCabe, gave the plea deal to Wolfe, gave the plea deal to those IT Pakastanis, wouldn't indict Greg....but went after all of Trumps "friends."

Things are starting to look better, from my perspective.

Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (Pi+BP)

579 Steyer is apparently going to pull the rip cord as well.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (JCrfD)

580 Is Sanders running for real, or is he a WWF villain ready to take a folding chair up the butt for a paycheck?

Posted by: Peteer Buttplugg at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (baX5h)

581 Enter The Beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)

582 556 What is Klockbutcher's appeal though!

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu

I think it's the sensible shoes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (XlbwU)

------

Frau Klobuchar is ugly enough women aren't so jealous to not vote for her.

She's probably getting the Ann Althouse demographic.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (t21Id)

583 Lisa Boothe. Yum Yum.

Posted by: JAS at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (IsG7k)

584 NH is full of Commies. Posted by: JAS at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (IsG7k)

***********************

Our work is complete!

Posted by: Massholes at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (+dsLj)

585 We need Biden to win SC now. 3 states 3 different winners, and then we can go 4 for 4 when little napoleon bloomy wins nevada.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


This idea intrigues me.

Posted by: hand grenade in a phone booth at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (3tPHY)

586 I'm already at 1 vote! The Tom Koos Revolution is starting right here, right now in New Hampshire!

Posted by: Tom Koos, one of the many write-in candidates at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (tVQUs)

587 On the tenth round of voting in Milwaukee (sometime in late September), Hillary is going to stride on stage triumphantly claiming the nomination!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (CjFDo)

588 How does a Communist registered as an Independent even get in the Dem primary?



Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (QLPEO)

It's complicated.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (q1Pj5)

589
These New Hampshire voters are nothing but a bunch of trouser mouse, donut diddlers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (t6XCL)

590 She was as Rush calls it a precious independent.

Or a seminar caller.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (EgshT)

591
Unlike most here, I don't think Sanders would be easy to defeat.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:44 PM (3sWbG)

Trump will make it look easy against whoever it is. In hindsight many will again say that his opponent was a "terrible candidate".

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (uEbPt)

592 Tucker says Steyer is out

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (4a9Vv)

593 Steyer dropped out, according to TuCa.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (MTxDQ)

594 That's our Tater!!!
Posted by: Ktgreat

This season on the OWN network!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (vd8XM)

595 Plus, he is unemployed and has a hungry husband at home to feed.
=====

Oh, I got something to feed him....

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (JcXHH)

596 When the candidates were canvassed, the only one to say "No To Socialism" was the Minnesota candidate of the Farmer - Labor Party. That figures.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (oRpiG)

597 Tom Steyer, who the DNC changed the rules to allow into the debates, just dropped out.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (puu6v)

598
Nate Silver. That's your go-to guy for predictions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (7rVsF)

599 522 I agree, it just seems too much like Trump in 2016. And remember, there was talk of cheating him out of the republican nomination by changing convention rules, so he had to make a deal with prince reebus for a cabinet post to save the nomination.

Posted by: steve at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (TTy55)

600 Steyer just dropped out. He'll be missed.

Said no one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

601 531 I am pretty sure PDT has a baptism to attend so the rest of the family business can be resolved.
---
No kidding. The Trumpinator's on fiyah.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (sWM8x)

602 So Sundown is coming in a solid fifth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (+y/Ru)

603 2008, McCain won the NH primary 37.1 to Mitt's 31.6

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (EUDB2)

604 Steyer is apparently going to pull the rip cord as well.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (JCrfD)
+++++++++++
That's too bad. I was looking forward to another Dem debate where he openly compares Trump to Nazi war criminals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (1qrtS)

605

I really thought that this would be a cake walk for Comrade Bernie but Buttplug has been on his tail all night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (Zy4Mt)

606 Appeal to force.

i.e. "Vote for me or the intern gets it!"

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (tVQUs)

Yeah, Amy Smack Around is the kind that you'd vote save the little intern, and she'd just laugh anyway and club her to death like a baby seal right in front of you. Can't help herself.

Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (32YRo)

607 Steyer out too.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (cF8AT)

608 and I think Lisa Boothe is very pretty, even with those odd looking eyes.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (4a9Vv)

609 How does a Communist registered as an Independent even get in the Dem primary?



Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (QLPEO)

It's complicated.
Posted by: Count de Monet


I know!

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (QLPEO)

610 Yang made more as presy candidate the entrepreneur


Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (JFO2v)

611 136 BC
As I recall. Bennett was just some Doris by some. Body maybe a Hollywood type Who thought he was a moderate alternative? . I'm racking my brain to think of who it was. .

Posted by: Farmer at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (9k40u)

612 WHOOP!!! Trump just pulled State Attorney Jessica Liu from the nomination process to Treasury. Big deal IMO. They needed to get her out of the DC State Attorney position so they pushed her to Treasury...then Trump pulls the rug out from under her. She was the gatekeeper in DC who didn't indict McCabe, gave the plea deal to Wolfe, gave the plea deal to those IT Pakastanis, wouldn't indict Greg....but went after all of Trumps "friends."

Things are starting to look better, from my perspective.
Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (Pi+BP)

-----

Maybe he found someone who gives him good personnel advice unlike Kelly Ann Conway.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (t21Id)

613 583
Lisa Boothe. Yum Yum.


Not very bright, but certainly easy on the eyes.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (T6t7i)

614 How is Tulsi losing to Klobbershar?
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM

She is the Velma to her Daphne. Or as I am now going to copyright. Fork Salad Amy...Gator's got your granny...chomp.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (hLKSS)

615 544
The collapse of the face on Old Man of the Mountain back in 2003 foreshadowed Sundown Joe's collapse. If only we knew how to interpret these things!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (pNxlR)


I was going to try for a joke about Joe Biden's career and Mt St Helens blowing it's stack, but Joe had been a US Senator for 8 years already.

F*** Joe is old!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (sy5kK)

616 Yeah SC chaos now is vote for Biden

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (ZfRYq)

617 Can you believe changing all the damn rules to undermine your boss?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (JCrfD)
---
That's what I'm saying. Although the Congress won't release his testimony, so Trump can't know what others do.

Obstruction of Executive powers?

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (Eicbe)

618 Done the work I'm gonna do tonight. Switching to another PC. Hash will change.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (1qrtS)

619
Sanders is considered, by the average person, to be an "outsider" who is "for the little guy."

Even though Sanders has been a b]public payroll parasite all his life, he has this reputation of being an "outsider" of sorts and not part of The Machine.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (3sWbG)

620 Steyer dropped out, according to TuCa.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (MTxDQ)


Is he going to retire his one and only plaid tie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (Zy4Mt)

621 Who is the breadweiner in the Buttedgeedge marriage?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (aKsyK)

622 Atkinson's perhaps one of the most ridiculous, most histrionically unfit people in an appointed job the last 3 years (and that, sadly, is saying something).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2020 08:59 PM (El6T/)

623 I'm surprised to hear Styrene's quitting. Was this expected by other people?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2020 08:59 PM (sWM8x)

624 560 Unlike most here, I don't think Sanders would be easy to defeat.
========

I agree with you, sort of. He's definitely got excitement of the Leftist base. But I look forward to the Trump v Sanders race because it puts the nation to the fundamental question on hand. Civil war? Or, gravity bringing things back into orbit? That latter would require a Trump landslide. As predictions go? I think it's either Trump Blow Out or the other way around in this contest. But either way, we'll all know where we stand as a nation.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 11, 2020 08:59 PM (DRgs8)

625 @jimantle

Trump is beating Weld 85-9.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 08:59 PM (cF8AT)

626 Tom Steyer is also OUT!

As well as Bennett. And Yang.

Basically, Steyer is out with a Bent Yang.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2020 08:59 PM (XF4b8)

627 38 pct. reporting, CNN

27.5 Bernie
23.6 Petey
20.0 Amy
15.6 Explosive diarrhea
13.2 Genital herpes
11.6 IRS Audit
9.6 Lizzie
8.7 Joey
3.4 Styrofoam
3.1 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
0.7 writeins
0.2 Patrick
0.1 Bennett
Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 08:55 PM (EUDB2)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 08:59 PM (PY3qk)

628 > "The culture may be about to experience a sea change (see, e.g., Ricky Gervais)."

Have
to admit Gervais surprised me. He didn't pull many punches against the
Hollywood left, and did it in one of the most public venues possible.
That's the sort of thing Seinfeld (with his screw-you money) should have
been doing. But instead he played it safe, only mildly kvetching from
the sidelines about how "wokeness" was ruining comedy.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 11, 2020 08:59 PM (XehFa)

629 Nate Silver. That's your go-to guy for predictions.

He is definitely a predicting fool. It works great, he predicts like 18 different outcomes and no matter what happens he points to the one closest and claims he was right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:59 PM (KZzsI)

630 Devin Nunes Drops Bombshell!!... Teases Mueller Team Corruption will be revealed in coming Weeks (video)

https://tinyurl.com/vb43n33

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (wiXsO)

631 Steyer is apparently going to pull the rip cord as well.

-
Well, it's Steyer not Stayer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)

632 The interesting thing about the firings is not so much who but where and when.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (HALdu)

633 Joe needs a hook for SC.

I suggest rapping his answers.

Posted by: jsg at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (Dv4wX)

634 Yep - the Whitey McWhiteface ticket is a stone cold
loser. Most of the black vote stays home, and Trump gets 50% of those
who do show up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2020 08:51 PM (V2Yro)

And yet watching an old white guy cart around their own personal Afro-American is *not* a good look for Democrats.

And if you don't think Trump will call them out on it....

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (uEbPt)

635 the Golden Retriever--
best dog, ever. I still miss you Clancy! aka Big Red

Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (elfAG)

636 601 531 I am pretty sure PDT has a baptism to attend so the rest of the family business can be resolved.
---
No kidding. The Trumpinator's on fiyah.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2020 08:57 PM (sWM8x)

-----

Maybe he's doing this during the NH primary because the news is focused on the election. Watch out for Super Tuesday you Deep State bastards.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (t21Id)

637 "Still plenty of time for the Buick Trunk vote to come in."

Isn't Buick Trunk near Dicksville Notch?

Posted by: Guam tipper at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (FsgBK)

638 I'm going to miss Steyer's ads.

Hahahaha.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

639 Well, it's Steyer not Stayer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)

Steyer... Will go.

Posted by: Hitler In The Bunker at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (U7voe)

640 NH is full of Commies.


Posted by: JAS at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM (IsG7k)


Wait till they get a load of us!

Posted by: Vermont at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (2N7oZ)

641
Yang goes Come-a...

Trek reference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (zBaqJ)

642 Honestly, you can't be more of an outsider than running for the nomination of a party you aren't a member of.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (jK8Z7)

643
- Steyer drooped 200 million of his own money
- drops out after NH
- still worth billions

Must. Be. Nice.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (oesln)

644

Supposedly from something I was reading a while back, Bernie got kicked out of several hippig communes back in the day.

Bernie didn't want to do any work at all, just sit around and talk politics while eating the fruits of the others' work.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (nUQeW)

645 Don't play victim, but play strong leader finally taking steps to re-establish order and law in the national government.



I don't think any conceivable strong Trump move against
institutional enemies and lawlessness loses him a single vote 'tween now
and November.


I want him to take advantage of this Corona virus to put our enemies, the ChiComs, out of business.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (HaL55)

646 40 pct. reporting, CNN

27.6 Bernie
23.5 Petey
19.8 Amy
9.5 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.5 Styrofoam
3.2 Gabbie
2.9 Yang
0.7 writeins
0.2 Patrick
0.2 Bennett

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (EUDB2)

647 @jimantle

Trump is beating Weld 85-9.
Posted by: Tami


The nevertrump is strong in NH.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (QLPEO)

648 613 583
Lisa Boothe. Yum Yum.

Not very bright, but certainly easy on the eyes.
Posted by: pep at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (T6t7i)


Saw a bit that said she is worth $10 million.

And just turned 35 years old last week.

Mulligans are allowed here at O'Spades.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (sy5kK)

649 Tom Steyer is also OUT!

As well as Bennett. And Yang.

-
He Bennet, he bought it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)

650 Maybe he found someone who gives him good personnel advice unlike Kelly Ann Conway.

*************

Her husband is a deranged walking lard of buttfucking liability who makes James Carville look like Larry Elder. I admire Trump's loyalty but time for her to go.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (+dsLj)

651 Frau Klobuchar is ugly enough women aren't so jealous to not vote for her. 

She's probably getting the Ann Althouse demographic.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (t21Id)

Bernie, I get. Buttigieg, I get (he's a cheating queer Deep Stater). But Rosa Klob's appeal baffles me fucking completely. She's the Tim Pawlenty of the Democratic Party. Given that Bloomberg is going to try steamrolling these retards, which means an expanded field when they really should be trying to shrink the number of very viable candidates? Sanders is still 2 for 2, but the Dems are clearly desperate enough to make it a brokered convention to steal the nom.

I can't wait.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (E4qTB)

652 I'm going to miss Steyer's ads.

He's a fool with a lot of money, I don't think he's gonna stop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (KZzsI)

653 I sure hope Biden stays in until Super Tuesday. He's my guy.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (MTxDQ)

654 Bennett, Yang, Steyer.....Like sands through the hourglass, these are the Dems of our lives.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2020 09:02 PM (T6t7i)

655 JS:

Did you see Daniel the Golden Retriever who just won the Sporting Group at Westminster?

He's gorgeous.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 09:02 PM (sGotD)

656 Any update on Roque De La Fuente the Third? Please tell me he's staying in!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 09:02 PM (hLKSS)

657 Tank Abrams is getting restless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

658 Isn't Buick Trunk near Dicksville Notch?

Posted by: Guam tipper at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (FsgBK)


I saw Dickville Notch open for Buick Trunk at the Brown Derby in '31.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 11, 2020 09:02 PM (2N7oZ)

659 @realDonaldTrump 14 minutes ago


Is this the Judge that put Paul Manafort in SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, something that not even mobster Al Capone had to endure? How did she treat Crooked Hillary Clinton? Just asking!

@KatiePhang
FYI: The judge presiding over this case, Amy Berman Jackson, is the same judge who had Manafort and Gates and van der Zwaan.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:02 PM (cF8AT)

660 Sanders is considered, by the average person, to be an "outsider" who is "for the little guy."



Even though Sanders has been a b]public payroll parasite all his
life, he has this reputation of being an "outsider" of sorts and not
part of The Machine.





Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (3sWbG)

Nobody likes him.

Posted by: HildaBeast at February 11, 2020 09:02 PM (q1Pj5)

661

Don't count out steyerfoam face, yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (3sWbG)

662 @realDonaldTrump 3 minutes ago

Donald J. Trump Retweeted Catherine Herridge

...And a swamp creature with "pull" was just sentenced to two months in jail for a similar thing that they want Stone to serve 9 years for. A phony Mueller Witch Hunt disgrace. Caught!

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (cF8AT)

663 603 2008, McCain won the NH primary 37.1 to Mitt's 31.6
Posted by: whig

________________

What a shit sandwich that was. I voted Giuliani and was scolded for being pro-choice.

So glad we got super pro-lifer McCain to represent our conservative values.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (sjTfF)

664 Hillary couldn't stride if you ran the Hoover Dam electrical output through an exoskelton.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (JCrfD)

665 635 the Golden Retriever--
best dog, ever. I still miss you Clancy! aka Big Red
Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (elfAG)


They're such sweethearts. I deeply miss both of my departed goldens, and hope to see them again someday on the Rainbow Bridge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (PY3qk)

666 641
Yang goes Come-a...

Trek reference.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (zBaqJ)


I got it. No explain I.

Posted by: Cloud William and Horta, on tour at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (sy5kK)

667 It's not over til the wang pulls out!

Posted by: Roque De La Fuente III at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (EgshT)

668 Meanwhile, as electoral strategery, waiting until re-election to settle family business not a good one for Trump.

_______


I'm with you on this, rhomboid. A lot of people who have tuned-out over the systemic corruption over the past several decades would get enthused about and vote for a reformer seeing a bunch of elitist corruptocrats handed their asses and ideally imprisoned.

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (WqPYg)

669 >>>Steyer just dropped out.

I hoped you meant from a plane at 20K ft

Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (32YRo)

670 Plus, I'm not sure a nearly 80 year old Jewish Senator from Vermont will do well with minority communities either


Unless he has a Michelle type as VP.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (TnGIG)

671 I leave the site for one minute and Steyer drops out.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (tVQUs)

672 Steyer is out? Steyer.... is out?

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (uEbPt)

673 Lizzie says she has a plan for everything. I wonder if one of those plans is how to win the nomination after finishing 4th in New Hampshire, and 9 points behind a woman?

Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (AMIL/)

674 Oh yeah...Stone is so pardoned.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM (QLPEO)

675 This year being the Tim Pawlenty of the Democrats might just be enough.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM (FTlwv)

676 657 Tank Abrams is getting restless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:02 PM (ptqGC)


NFL draft coming up?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM (PY3qk)

677 Lumpawaroo for Supreme Leader! Tippecanoe and Lumpy too!

Posted by: The Last Vet on Kashyyyk at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM (hGQkm)

678 Tank Abrams is getting restless.

Hide your arms and legs!

Posted by: Roque De La Fuente III at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM (EgshT)

679 says she has a plan for everything. I wonder if one of those plans is how to win the nomination after finishing 4th in New Hampshire, and 9 points behind a woman?
Posted by: Gref at February



Sure, her plan for tonight is firewater.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM (HALdu)

680 Steyer was dropping a lot in ads in SC and was doing surprisingly well among African Americans from the last polling I saw. That might actually help Biden if he can reconnect or these votes might go to someone else--doubtful to Mayor Pete, possible to Angry Amy if she has the bankroll. Might possibly go to Bernie for all I know. A lot of these votes will be tied to African American church goers and ministers.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM (EUDB2)

681 I think elections should be held in order of joining the union. You'd have to work out something with the 13 colonies that first were the states but after that, just roll in order no matter what state they are. It eliminates stupid pandering and vote buying efforts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM (KZzsI)

682 @ZachMontellaro

I just called Steyer's team, this isn't true. Steyer is not dropping out

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM (cF8AT)

683

Incidentally, the fake injun STOLE bernie's slogan.

Bernie had stickers "Billionaires Can't Buy Bernie" for a long time.

Fake Indian recently started using "The Best Candidate Money Can't Buy," or some such shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 09:05 PM (3sWbG)

684 Peter Doocy needs his testicles to drop or a voice change operation. One of those.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:05 PM (XlbwU)

685 The press will drag out every woke socialist Christian in the lower 48 to talk about how Pete is the modern personification of Christ because gay oppression you guys.

--------

Partial birth abortion and sodomy are Blessings of Liberty™. Evangelicals who can't accept this have sacrificed their souls to an Orange Mammon.

Posted by: David French at February 11, 2020 09:05 PM (uKj5K)

686 If Trump has any balls - and he does - Sanders is gonna get wrecked if he wins.

He has a long rich history of advocating publicly for communist dictators and terrorists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:05 PM (mGQEH)

687 Should I Steyer should go, now...

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:05 PM (Eicbe)

688 Meanwhile, as electoral strategery, waiting until re-election to settle family business not a good one for Trump.

I completely agree, last year was the time to do this, but apparently he was waiting for the impeachment and special prosecutor crap to end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:05 PM (KZzsI)

689 If Warren drops out Klobuchar could win SC.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 09:06 PM (ZfRYq)

690 Has Biden ever sniffed a black woman's head?

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2020 09:06 PM (t21Id)

691 42 pct. reporting, CNN

27.8 Bernie
23.5 Petey
19.7 Amy
9.5 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.5 Styrofoam
3.2 Gabbie
2.9 Yang
0.8 writeins
0.2 Patrick
0.2 Bennett

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:06 PM (EUDB2)

692 "Trump is beating Weld 85-9."

9:13 left in the 3rd qtr

Posted by: Guam tipper at February 11, 2020 09:06 PM (FsgBK)

693 Now we have conflicting news on Steyer.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 09:06 PM (JCrfD)

694 This year being the Tim Pawlenty of the Democrats might just be enough.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM

Maybe for the nom but not the ultimate prize. She's as exciting as paint drying. She's unlikeable and unenergetic. Daphne and Buttgag will be pushed by the DNC. They are going to screw Bernie again, popcorn please.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 09:06 PM (hLKSS)

695 This year being the Tim Pawlenty of the Democrats might just be enough.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat

_______________

That's honestly what they need and they would probably win. But the party has become too crazy.

I think pawlenty would have done way better than Romney did in 2012.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 09:06 PM (sjTfF)

696 >>>I just called Steyer's team, this isn't true. Steyer is not dropping out

==========

I didn't leave the election, the election left me.

Posted by: Tom "Coal Mine" Steyer at February 11, 2020 09:06 PM (XlbwU)

697 He has a long rich history of advocating publicly for communist dictators and terrorists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:05 PM (mGQEH)


Not sure I see the issue here.

Posted by: George Soros at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (2N7oZ)

698 On the tenth round of voting in Milwaukee (sometime in late September), Hillary is going to stride on stage triumphantly claiming the nomination!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (CjFDo)


All of the other candidates will be found later. Cause of death suicide.

Posted by: Shep at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (aS1PU)

699 Damn. Bennett was my guy. Gonna miss him.

Who is he?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

700 Supposedly from something I was reading a while back, Bernie got kicked out of several hippie communes back in the day.

Bernie didn't want to do any work at all, just sit around and talk politics while eating the fruits of the others' work.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (nUQeW)


You astonish me.

That hippie communists actually had enough work ethic to recognize a constitutive wanker in their midst.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (PY3qk)

701 Golden are sweet dogs, but for hunting they might as well be cats.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (6/uwW)

702 Isn't Steyer the one advocating for a $22/hour minimum wage? Unemployment will win bigly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (mGQEH)

703 Moochelle is on her way

Posted by: Chris W at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (btxgY)

704 "Trump is beating Weld 85-9." 9:13 left in the 3rd qtr

***

So you're saying I have a chance?

Posted by: I am Bill Fucking Weld, Baby at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (+dsLj)

705 You have to look at Warren losing in NH as a lot of ppl there are transplants from Mass. Also a lot commute into Mass daily for work. They know how crooked and lying she is

Posted by: Leeeeerrroooyyy Jenkns at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (Eu98u)

706 off off damn sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (aS1PU)

707 Those pale yellow Goldens are usually from the British blood lines.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (JKNZq)

708 If Warren drops out Klobuchar could win SC.
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 09:06 PM

I doubt Squanto breaks camp before then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (hLKSS)

709 Now we have conflicting news on Steyer.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 09:06 PM (JCrfD)


Steyer will come!

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (2N7oZ)

710 Yes, I meant for the nomination, not the final election.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (FTlwv)

711 Gabbard says she is staying in the race. So who is bankrolling her she was begging for money this last week.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (2hDKc)

712 This just in:

John Kasich is entering the race. He's heading to SC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

713 Cities are slow in reporting. Precincts reporting have been stuck in Manchester, Nashua, and Concord for awhile.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (EUDB2)

714 Not sure I see the issue here.
Posted by: George Soros at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (2N7oZ)
++++++++++
It's only a problem if a renegade maverick breaks with tradition and has the poor taste to talk about it...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (mGQEH)

715 Bernie coming in with less than 30% of a state he took 60% in against Hill?

Dem party is fractured.

Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (NgKpN)

716 I just called Steyer's team, this isn't true. Steyer is not dropping out

"Hello, Steyer HQ?"
"Yes?"
"Is it true your asshole candidate dropped out?"
"No."
"Really? Why not?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (PY3qk)

717 Wait.

I thought Bill Kristol was going to save Joe Biden?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (puu6v)

718 >>JS:

Did you see Daniel the Golden Retriever who just won the Sporting Group at Westminster?

>>He's gorgeous.

Not tonight but saw a picture of him earlier. Beautiful dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (ZLI7S)

719 Heh.

Apparently Buttgag won a JFK award by writing an essay praising the glories of Socialist Bernie Sanders while in high school:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tk8dsok

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (KZzsI)

720 Moochelle is on her way

Posted by: Chris W at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (btxgY)


'Scuse me while I whip this out.

Posted by: Mooch at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (2N7oZ)

721 Cities are slow in reporting. Precincts reporting have been stuck in Manchester, Nashua, and Concord for awhile.
Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (EUDB2)
+++++++++++
Lotta Buicks to direct, park, unload and move out. Also some Oldsmobiles.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (mGQEH)

722 Tank Abrams is getting restless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:02 PM (ptqGC)
---
What? No. She's got this.

How hard is it to declare yourself the real winner and the true President?

Somebody else has made a career of late out of that. And that's Abrams' specially.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (Eicbe)

723 Yes, the winner of the Democrat Primary in New Hampshire?

Donald Trump.

Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (NgKpN)

724 Steyer will come!
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (2N7oZ)


With Klobuchar? Not even when I was 17.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (PY3qk)

725 Peter Doocy needs his testicles to drop or a voice change operation. One of those.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:05 PM (XlbwU)
~~~~~

Give him time. He's only 32.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (sGotD)

726 Moochelle is on her way
Posted by: Chris W at February 11, 2020 09:07 PM (btxgY)


I hope so. My wife has $10 coming if Big Mike gets in the race.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (aS1PU)

727

Like I said, steyerfoam face is not out.

You know why?

Because he has no reason to quit -- he's in this for the sake of jerking himself off in public. Steyer is doing this totally for attention and self-validation.

And, since he can afford to remain a "candidate for president" even though his candidacy is a complete joke and no one even wants his endorsement at the end of the primaries, Steyer will stay in the race and continue to air tv ads with him talking like a fake tough guy about the president.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (3sWbG)

728 Gabbard says she is staying in the race. So who is bankrolling her she was begging for money this last week.

************

We are!

Posted by: Affluent Horny Incels Grasping at Straws at February 11, 2020 09:10 PM (+dsLj)

729 Guys, after watching the results of NH stream in, I have come to the realization that I have no clear path to winning the democrat nomination. As of tonight, I am suspending my campaign for president. You won't have Ass Trophy to push around any longer!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 09:10 PM (Xsl/w)

730 713 Cities are slow in reporting. Precincts reporting have been stuck in Manchester, Nashua, and Concord for awhile.
Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (EUDB2)

-------

So they're fixing votes, par for the course.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2020 09:10 PM (t21Id)

731 @realDonaldTrump 37 seconds ago

Whatever happened to Hillary campaign manager Podesta's BROTHER? Wasn't he caught, forced to leave his firm, with BIG BAD things to happen? Why did nothing ever happen to him, only to the "other" side?

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:10 PM (cF8AT)

732 @realDonaldTrump 3 minutes ago

Donald J. Trump Retweeted Catherine Herridge

...And a swamp creature with "pull" was just sentenced to two months in jail for a similar thing that they want Stone to serve 9 years for. A phony Mueller Witch Hunt disgrace. Caught!
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (cF8AT)
*******
With what Nunez was saying, the lawyers resigning, and this Tweet. I'm hoping for vindication.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 09:10 PM (wiXsO)

733 674 Oh yeah...Stone is so pardoned.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM (QLPEO)


November 5, 2020 is the over/under date.

Trump gets to sleep in for a day after his second term is decided.

Posted by: Cloud William and Horta, on tour at February 11, 2020 09:10 PM (sy5kK)

734 Guys, after watching the results of NH stream in, I have come to the realization that I have no clear path to winning the democrat nomination. As of tonight, I am suspending my campaign for president. You won't have Ass Trophy to push around any longer!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 09:10 PM (Xsl/w)
+++++++++++
Don't listen to this imposter! The Ass Trophy belongs to me!

Posted by: Mayor Cheat at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM (mGQEH)

735 46 pct. reporting, CNN

27.7 Bernie
23.4 Petey
19.5 Amy
9.4 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
0.8 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM (EUDB2)

736 You know the big thing that warren did with her campaign is go national to show that she is a liar and insane.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM (HALdu)

737 You won't have Ass Trophy to push around any longer!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 09:10 PM (Xsl/w)

============

honey, is that you?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM (XlbwU)

738 John Kasich is entering the race. He's heading to SC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

---

For which party?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM (Y4EXg)

739 Another monkey wrench coming down the road for Trump is a war. Possibly Libya or Iran. Doesn't matter, we know the left will simply blame Trump even though we know he has no control over where and when the intel apparatus decides to commit troops.

Posted by: steve at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM (TTy55)

740 Gabby gets a lot of free press, mostly on non-lefty media.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM (r+sAi)

741 Honestly, you can't be more of an outsider than running for the nomination of a party you aren't a member of.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (jK8Z7)

...which he's voted in virtual lockstep with since when Farrah Fawcett was still hot?

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM (uEbPt)

742 I seriously doubt Bloomberg runs as an independent. He's not in this race to win it --he just wants to see Trump lose.

Posted by: Mike at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM (WWn8/)

743 Cities are slow in reporting.

Cities are where the political machines work, they have to rig the votes there and that takes time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:12 PM (KZzsI)

744 The NRO live tweets on the results are hilarious. They are so clutching at straws that this Sanders thing is not happening. Open Borders, folks, this is what it got you.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 09:12 PM (puu6v)

745 @realDonaldTrump 37 seconds ago

Whatever happened to Hillary campaign manager Podesta's BROTHER? Wasn't he caught, forced to leave his firm, with BIG BAD things to happen? Why did nothing ever happen to him, only to the "other" side?
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:10 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++
He either has no idea what his next play is and throwing it all at the wall, or he's putting a lot of people on notice that The Big One is coming.

Boy I hope it's the latter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:12 PM (mGQEH)

746 It's like watching a very dark Muppets episode.

Posted by: jsg at February 11, 2020 09:12 PM (Dv4wX)

747 686 If Trump has any balls - and he does - Sanders is gonna get wrecked if he wins.

He has a long rich history of advocating publicly for communist dictators and terrorists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
------
Donnie three Scoops is gonna do that no matter who wins the Gimmedat nomination.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 11, 2020 09:12 PM (+ldAm)

748 >>Should I Steyer should go, now...
>>Oh! SO close!

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at February 11, 2020 09:13 PM (0jZvB)

749 All hail "Mayor Pete" Buttigieg, @PeterButt on Grindr, the new choice of the establishment, the anointed of the Party, the cock of the walk. Praise him, our media minions!

Posted by: DNC at February 11, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)

750 589
These New Hampshire voters are nothing but a bunch of trouser mouse, donut diddlers.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 11, 2020 08:56 PM (t6XCL)
-----
Duh!!! They also aren't representative of the country. Why should Wytpeepoh have so much power so early in the process?

Posted by: Groundhog at February 11, 2020 09:13 PM (VYwSh)

751 Another monkey wrench coming down the road for Trump is a war. Possibly Libya or Iran. Doesn't matter, we know the left will simply blame Trump even though we know he has no control over where and when the intel apparatus decides to commit troops.
Posted by: steve at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM (TTy55)


What the?

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 11, 2020 09:13 PM (aS1PU)

752 701 Goldens have lines that hunt and field trial well. Need to look for those lines for the serious upland bird hunter.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 11, 2020 09:13 PM (2hDKc)

753 Trump is going full Michael Corleone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

754 735 46 pct. reporting, CNN

27.7 Bernie
23.4 Petey
19.5 Amy
9.4 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
0.8 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett
Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM (EUDB2)

Winner? Trump.

Dems are fractured along lines that will not heal in time for the general election.

Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2020 09:13 PM (NgKpN)

755 I am now officially a candidate for the Democratic nomination President of the United States.


Too soon?

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at February 11, 2020 09:13 PM (XlbwU)

756 Paging Dandy Don Meredith to the voice booth.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (q1Pj5)

757 I seriously doubt Bloomberg runs as an independent. He's not in this race to win it --he just wants to see Trump lose.

***************

He's running a Super PAC masquerading as a Presidential Campaign.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (+dsLj)

758
If true about Katshit, he'll split the 9% Weld is getting.

I would guess, in the end, Katshit and Weld will team up on an Independent ticket, IF they con enough donors to finance their futile effort.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (3sWbG)

759 I just called Steyer's team, this isn't true. Steyer is not dropping out

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:04 PM (cF8AT)

This is where Col Kleb-ochar needs to crawl out onto the wing of the plane and start stomping on Styrofoams fingers - do it for the team!

Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (32YRo)

760 >>Whatever happened to Hillary campaign manager Podesta's BROTHER? Wasn't he caught, forced to leave his firm, with BIG BAD things to happen? Why did nothing ever happen to him, only to the "other" side?

This is going to be great.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (ZLI7S)

761 Another monkey wrench coming down the road for Trump is a war. Possibly Libya or Iran. Doesn't matter, we know the left will simply blame Trump even though we know he has no control over where and when the intel apparatus decides to commit troops.
Posted by: steve at February




yeah, no

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (HALdu)

762 He either has no idea what his next play is and
throwing it all at the wall, or he's putting a lot of people on notice
that The Big One is coming.



Boy I hope it's the latter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:12 PM (mGQEH)

Trump not know what his next play is? How do you think he has survived this onslaught? Winter is Coming.

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (uEbPt)

763 It's like watching a very dark Muppets episode.
Posted by: jsg

----

Mahna Mahna

https://youtu.be/8N_tupPBtWQ?t=8

You're welcome.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (Y4EXg)

764 Steyer's out.
---
That's nothing for May-your Pete.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (Eicbe)

765 Manchester and Concord are now 100 pct in. Bernie won both but did better in Manchester. Mayor Petey, and Angry Amy were second in Manchester and Concord respectively.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (EUDB2)

766 funny video on Trump's twitter page with an old man and a biker

https://tinyurl.com/ru8p4uz

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (FTlwv)

767 Doesn't matter, we know the left will simply blame Trump even though we know he has no control over where and when the intel apparatus decides to commit troops.

And don't even get us started on the chemtrails that control the lizard people!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (KZzsI)

768 Another monkey wrench coming down the road for Trump is a war. Possibly Libya or Iran. Doesn't matter, we know the left will simply blame Trump even though we know he has no control over where and when the intel apparatus decides to commit troops.
Posted by: steve
Posted by: Soothsayer


Libya has exactly zero ability to project any force that threaten the US in the slightest.

I mean, I get the Black Swan talking point, but jeeze.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (ILS6+)

769 746 It's like watching a very dark Muppets episode.
Posted by: jsg at February 11, 2020 09:12 PM (Dv4wX)

ewwww

Evil thought.

Mirror Universe MUPPETS.

Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (NgKpN)

770 and throwing it all at the wall

**********

When youre a hammer everything looks like a nail...

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (+dsLj)

771 Hey rhomboid, if you're still around, I've left a couple of Willowed comments for you. Check out "The Ascent." Mid-70's Soviet movie about the partisans filmed in brutal freezing cold when people who had been there were still around. Almost a documentary with a plot that will be very familiar to you, and the director had a really hard time getting it funded and approved by the apparatchiks.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (jK8Z7)

772
It's like watching a very dark Muppets episode.

Posted by: jsg at February 11, 2020 09:12 PM (Dv4wX)

============

Stolen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (XlbwU)

773 Klobfoot's main virtue seems to be that no ones knows she's crazy. I'm sure her opponents will remedy that now that she's competitive.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (H5knJ)

774 711 Gabbard says she is staying in the race. So who is bankrolling her she was begging for money this last week.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (2hDKc)

Not the Donor Class.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (oesln)

775 From Dixville Notch to the Knoxville ditch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (aKsyK)

776 Still seems funny to refer to Nashua, Concord, and Manchester as "cities"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (DY3v8)

777 Bloomberg is going to blanket the airwaves with Bernie's pro 2A stances.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (ZfRYq)

778 Gabby gets a lot of free press, mostly on non-lefty media.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2020 09:11 PM

Also because she looks good in spandex, aside from having a face that looks like 7 miles of bad road.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (hLKSS)

779 He either has no idea what his next play is and throwing it all at the wall, or he's putting a lot of people on notice that The Big One is coming.
Boy I hope it's the latter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:12 PM (mGQEH)
~~~~~

I am confident it's The Big One. Trump has been playing them like a fiddle.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (sGotD)

780 719 Heh.

Apparently Buttgag won a JFK award by writing an essay praising the glories of Socialist Bernie Sanders while in high school:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tk8dsok
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (KZzsI)


Columbia University, the Democrat Party, and Progda all hid Obummer's writings. Not the same courtesy for Mayor Pete.

I find this interesting.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

781 46 pct. reporting, CNN

27.7 Bernie
23.4 Petey
19.5 Amy
15.5 Explosive diarrhea
13.7 Genital herpes
11.8 IRS Audit
9.4 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
0.8 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (PY3qk)

782 Libya has exactly zero ability to project any force that threaten the US in the slightest.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (ILS6+)

Libya isn't even unified presently. Or exporting oil properly.

Posted by: Someguy at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

783 Trump not know what his next play is? How do you think he has survived this onslaught? Winter is Coming.
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (uEbPt)
+++++++++++++
Oh, I am bundled up laying in stores of Irish coffee for the mornings and hot chocolate for the evenings.

I hope it gets bitter, frozen-to-the-bone, ice-on-the-lungs cold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (mGQEH)

784 If true about Katshit, he'll split the 9% Weld is getting.

I would guess, in the end, Katshit and Weld will team up on an Independent ticket, IF they con enough donors to finance their futile effort.
Posted by: Soothsayer

___________

Aren't there sore loser laws if you run as a Republican in a primary and then lose?

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (sjTfF)

785 Go Amy!
As stated previously.. all I want in Milwaukee is chaos!
If Klobuchar can replace Biden as the "moderate" candidate, so be it..
She adds the "female candidate" thang to the mix so the chaos will be times 12!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (CjFDo)

786 774 711 Gabbard says she is staying in the race. So who is bankrolling her she was begging for money this last week.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 11, 2020 09:08 PM (2hDKc)

Not the Donor Class.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (oesln)


Yeah, about that.

Posted by: Basement Neckbeard PAC at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (dOV9E)

787 I'm with you on this, rhomboid. A lot of people who have tuned-out over the systemic corruption over the past several decades would get enthused about and vote for a reformer seeing a bunch of elitist corruptocrats handed their asses and ideally imprisoned.

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (WqPYg)

I'd be one of them. But Trump jailing all of his political enemies is as destabilizing as it is necessary. Right now he's holding a straight flush, 7 to Jack, because every basic fundamental is going his way (besides media control, which is clearly no longer a factor). You don't fold that hoping that you can arrange the full royal flush next turn, even if you think you've calculated the odds are in your favor.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (E4qTB)

788 Amy's pegging close to Pete.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (/jZjK)

789 665 635 the Golden Retriever--
best dog, ever. I still miss you Clancy! aka Big Red
Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2020 09:00 PM (elfAG)

They're such sweethearts. I deeply miss both of my departed goldens, and hope to see them again someday on the Rainbow Bridge.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (PY3qk)

Clancy passed 50(!) years ago. Even got an obit in the small town paper. 9 goldens later, I have another old Clancy. Not looking forward to the day.

Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (oTMWb)

790 Trump edged his followers last night at the rally to cross over and vote the weakest dem in the field (open primary). To me that explains Amy K big jump tonight and why she is stomping the fcuk out of warren and Biden.

Posted by: Studsterkel at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (tdf6H)

791 The Winner of The Working Group is the Boxer.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (wiXsO)

792 Hello, did you get your "I voted" sticker today?

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (zZAUd)

793 751I'm saying the POTUS has no authority over troop deployments. It's the reason obama promised to get us out of overseas conflicts, but hey replaced Iraq with the Syrian civil war and we never left Afghanistan and if a POTUS tries they will remove them from office.

Posted by: steve at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (TTy55)

794 I should have saved my comment about it, but I mentioned a few weeks ago that Trump was going to outnarrative these fuckers to death on his way to victory... I initially said it would start in early summer.

So much is going to come out, they will not be able to defend through the enemedia, and they will NOT know what's coming next, or what lies will be viable beyond the next 4 hours.

Whatever speed it looks like Trump is going now, he's not even out of neutral.

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (uEbPt)

795 You balloon-faced, dribbling meerkat! New Hampshire never mattered. The real party's in New New Hampshire.

Posted by: Joe Biden Random Insult Generator at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (DY3v8)

796 Apparently Buttgag won a JFK award by writing an essay praising the glories of Socialist Bernie Sanders while in high school:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tk8dsok
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (KZzsI)


In fairness, who gives a shit about high school? It's madness that people still in high school are allowed to vote.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (PY3qk)

797 > "If Trump has any balls - and he does - Sanders is gonna get wrecked if he wins.

He has a long rich history of advocating publicly for communist dictators and terrorists."--Posted by: Joe Mannix


Well that's the thing; where does Sanders imagine he can hide from his record? When even Chris Mathews can't stand your politics, then you've already lost.

Trump would crush him like an egg shell.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (XehFa)

798 Guys! Guys!

Joe Walsh might get over 200 whole votes!

This is huge!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (wLOvC)

799
Michael and the Boxer take it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 09:18 PM (7rVsF)

800 752 Maybe Jen, but I've never seen one.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 11, 2020 09:18 PM (6/uwW)

801 The thing that people forget is that really only the party faithful who are motivated go vote in primaries. That's Bernie bro's. That's why I think he still wins in spite of the DNC's efforts. They will be watching the DNC like a hawk.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 09:18 PM (hLKSS)

802 I was kidding about Katshit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

803 Trump not know what his next play is? How do you think he has survived this onslaught? Winter is Coming.
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (uEbPt)

Trump has been doing this shit for years, just not in politics until 2015.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2020 09:18 PM (MTxDQ)

804 If true about Katshit, he'll split the 9% Weld is getting.

I would guess, in the end, Katshit and Weld will team up on an Independent ticket, IF they con enough donors to finance their futile effort.
Posted by: Soothsayer

___________

Aren't there sore loser laws if you run as a Republican in a primary and then lose?

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (sjTfF)


Not in Alaska, there ain't.

Posted by: Lisa Mooskowsky at February 11, 2020 09:18 PM (hku12)

805 Trump edged his followers last night at the rally to cross over and vote the weakest dem in the field (open primary). To me that explains Amy K big jump tonight and why she is stomping the fcuk out of warren and Biden.
Posted by: Studsterkel at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (tdf6H)
++++++++++
And why Trump is merely beating his faux opponents mercilessly instead of slaughtering them entirely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:18 PM (mGQEH)

806
@realDonaldTrump 37 seconds ago

Whatever happened to Hillary campaign manager Podesta's BROTHER? Wasn't he caught, forced to leave his firm, with BIG BAD things to happen? Why did nothing ever happen to him, only to the "other" side?
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:10 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++
He either has no idea what his next play is and throwing it all at the wall, or he's putting a lot of people on notice that The Big One is coming.

Boy I hope it's the latter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix



We've learned that these tweets are simply nudges aimed at the hapless, apathetic Attorney General who has head in the sand, whether it be Sessions or Barr.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 09:18 PM (3sWbG)

807 Columbia University, the Democrat Party, and Progda all hid Obummer's writings. Not the same courtesy for Mayor Pete.

I find this interesting.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Don't forget Occidental College.

Posted by: Miklos, not forgetting at February 11, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

808 "Live Free or Die...but we're also good with socialism"

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:19 PM (cF8AT)

809 The liberal tears on MSLSD about Trump's tweets / the Mueller-team resignations today are delicious

Posted by: ptschett at home at February 11, 2020 09:19 PM (zB+vL)

810 Pretty clear on order, Bernie, Mayor Pete, Angry Amy, Lieawatha, and Slow Joe--then the rest of them.

Bernie won Portsmouth and Dover on the Atlantic Coast. Don't think Mayor Pete will be able to beat Bernie now. Angry Amy in third. Lieawatha and Slow Joe could change places.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:19 PM (EUDB2)

811 Oh, I am bundled up laying in stores of Irish coffee for the mornings and hot chocolate for the evenings.



I hope it gets bitter, frozen-to-the-bone, ice-on-the-lungs cold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (mGQEH)

Oh I hope popcorn goes with Irish Coffee because it's going to be a popcorn type of year. What Trump did to the D's, R's and Hillary in 2016 was just his warmup act.

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 09:19 PM (uEbPt)

812 From Dixville Notch to the Knoxville ditch.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 09:15 PM (aKsyK)


Too derivative.

Posted by: Joe Biden's last synapse at February 11, 2020 09:19 PM (2N7oZ)

813 Next up is the Terrier Group.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 09:19 PM (wiXsO)

814 I know someone who just got hired by the Bloomberg campaign. She has a job until November. She says that if he doesn't get the nomination the campaign finance laws allow him to "loan" his campaign staff to the nominee. She didn't say anything about a third party run, but I could see that if Bernie somehow gets the nomination and Bloomberg thinks he can do a Murkowski or a Lieberman.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (jK8Z7)

815

799
Michael and the Boxer take it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 09:18 PM (7rVsF)


Beautiful dog

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (lwiT4)

816 Tulsi 2020 brought to you by Reebok, Rogue Fitness, LuLu Lemon, and Not The Homos.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (+Iryr)

817 I love New Hamsters!

Posted by: Pete Bootygauge at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (W/jRn)

818 One of my kids has an English Golden. Beautiful dog but the damn thing leaves more fur around the house than any other dog I've ever seen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (XlbwU)

819

And, please, every single vote going to Weld or Walsh is a vote from a "Republican" who never ever votes for a Republican in the general election.

Yes, we have those in the GOP.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (3sWbG)

820 "780 719 Heh.

Apparently Buttgag won a JFK award by writing an essay praising the glories of Socialist Bernie Sanders while in high school:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tk8dsok
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:09 PM (KZzsI)


Columbia University, the Democrat Party, and Progda all hid Obummer's writings. Not the same courtesy for Mayor Pete.

I find this interesting. "

Pete's gay. Loss of more than 25 percent of the black vote means a catastrophic result for Democrats. Those two things are not unrelated. The media will turn against Pete whenever the DNC decides on who will replace Biden, and that's most likely to be Bloomberg.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (puu6v)

821 Oh I hope popcorn goes with Irish Coffee because it's going to be a popcorn type of year. What Trump did to the D's, R's and Hillary in 2016 was just his warmup act.
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 09:19 PM (uEbPt)
+++++++++
Popcorn is like a soft pretzel. Goes with anything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (mGQEH)

822 Did Jussie win yet?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (3H9h1)

823 Posted by: steve at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (TTy55)

Stevie boy. Put down the keyboard and pick up a book.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (aS1PU)

824 777 Bloomberg is going to blanket the airwaves with Bernie's pro 2A stances.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (ZfRYq)


Don't touch the blankets!

Posted by: native Americans not immunized at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (sy5kK)

825 Klobberservants treated Liz like a squaw.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:21 PM (Eicbe)

826 They're such sweethearts. I deeply miss both of my departed goldens, and hope to see them again someday on the Rainbow Bridge.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:03 PM (PY3qk)

Clancy passed 50(!) years ago. Even got an obit in the small town paper. 9 goldens later, I have another old Clancy. Not looking forward to the day.
Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (oTMWb)


Poor Clancy. Bud and Max passed more recently, but we still miss them terribly. We haven't gotten another because we're thinking about bailing on the People's Republic, once there are no family ties here.

Meanwhile, George Soros is doing just fine, thanks for asking. I guess the good DO die young. In which case, that cocksucker will live to 120.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:21 PM (PY3qk)

827 788 Amy's pegging close to Pete.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (/jZjK)


You pegged Amy as a pegger
No insight could be better
She's a tough little critter
Like a girl Schwarzenegger

Posted by: Splunge at February 11, 2020 09:21 PM (dOV9E)

828 maybe old news, but Trump pulled Jessie Liu nomination ... which is a good thing

I love this new phase in the war. I can't thank Schiff enough for bringing the Ukraine to the public's attention. (I know he was tricked, but it's more fun to thank him)

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2020 09:21 PM (1+J19)

829 ^ Hampshire's.

Posted by: Pete Bootygauge at February 11, 2020 09:21 PM (W/jRn)

830 In fairness, who gives a shit about high school? It's madness that people still in high school are allowed to vote.

I agree, I do not think there's anything in there of meaning or substance, I just thought it was kinda funny

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:21 PM (KZzsI)

831 Columbia University, the Democrat Party, and Progda all hid Obummer's writings. Not the same courtesy for Mayor Pete. 

I find this interesting. 

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

Obama had the backing of the Senate Democrats, possibly because of what a shitty Senator Hilldawg actually was, along with Oprah and the Chicago machine. Buttigieg has... South Bend and gays in tech. Klobuchar is knocking on the back door, the Bern It All crowd is ascendant, and Mini Mike thinks he can make the whole show irrelevant.

Besides which, if you were going for a brokered convention you'd want as much blood on the ground as possible. True, it risks damaging future prospects like Buttigieg and Da Klob... but then, we've seen what a candidate can do to a party's long term health if she doesn't give a fuck about the future.


Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2020 09:21 PM (E4qTB)

832 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 11, 2020 09:21 PM (TdMsT)

833 The Vizsla didn't win? Did the DNC run Westminster too?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (XlbwU)

834 One of my kids has an English Golden. Beautiful dog but the damn thing leaves more fur around the house than any other dog I've ever seen.

****************

Yeah, it's the dog I'd get but every time I pet one it takes 4 days to get all the hair off my clothes.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (+dsLj)

835 @realDonaldTrump 32 seconds ago

Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is having a really bad night. I think she is sending signals that she wants out. Calling for unity is her way of getting there, going home, and having a "nice cold beer" with her husband!

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (cF8AT)

836 Tulsi 2020 livestream from Twitch.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (+Iryr)

837 the DNC decides on who will replace Biden, and that's most likely to be Bloomberg.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

EMOLUMENTS!!!!

Posted by: Miklos, searching for the verb form of "emolument" at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

838 784 NH is Welds high water mark. It's full of drunken assholes just like him.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (6/uwW)

839 Because he has no reason to quit -- he's in this for the sake of jerking himself off in public. Steyer is doing this totally for attention and self-validation.

And, since he can afford to remain a "candidate for president" even though his candidacy is a complete joke and no one even wants his endorsement at the end of the primaries, Steyer will stay in the race and continue to air tv ads with him talking like a fake tough guy about the president.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Then again most CEOs aren't used to being humiliated in such an protracted fashion. He knows he won't be a candidate at the convention, so he'll drop in a few weeks.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (ILS6+)

840 Michael and the Boxer take it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 09:18 PM (7rVsF)
~~~~~

Woot! Beautiful dog. All the Boxers I've ever met were clowns. Lots of fun.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 09:23 PM (sGotD)

841 Pete's gay.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 09:20 PM (puu6v)


No. He's homosexual.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:23 PM (PY3qk)

842 "819

And, please, every single vote going to Weld or Walsh is a vote from a "Republican" who never ever votes for a Republican in the general election.

Yes, we have those in the GOP."

New Hampshire is contrarian and likes to reward an underdog. Keeping the opposition under ten percent there was quite the feat for Trump. Those polls about his GOP support are accurate. It's damned near unanimous.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 09:23 PM (puu6v)

843 Somebody ran a vuvuzela in a dog show?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:23 PM (KZzsI)

844 He either has no idea what his next play is and throwing it all at the wall, or he's putting a lot of people on notice that The Big One is coming.

Boy I hope it's the latter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix


As far as I can tell, he has never asked a question he didn't already know the answer to.

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2020 09:23 PM (aKxkI)

845 790 Trump edged his followers last night at the rally to cross over and vote the weakest dem in the field (open primary). To me that explains Amy K big jump tonight and why she is stomping the fcuk out of warren and Biden.
Posted by: Studsterkel at February 11, 2020 09:17 PM (tdf6H)


these dirty tricks disgust us.

Posted by: Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler, et.al. at February 11, 2020 09:23 PM (sy5kK)

846 So who lost?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 09:23 PM (9y7Yd)

847 It's like one of those 16 wrestler WWE events.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 09:24 PM (q1Pj5)

848 Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is having a really bad night. I think she is sending signals that she wants out. Calling for unity is her way of getting there, going home, and having a "nice cold beer" with her husband!
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (cF8AT)


Signals? Smoke signals?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:24 PM (PY3qk)

849 Trump tweaking Warren will keep her in the race.

He plays them like a fiddle.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 09:24 PM (ZfRYq)

850 The purpose of guys like Weld is to give the Nevertrumpers a plausible choice in the election that isn't just flat out admitting they'd support Sanders over Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:24 PM (KZzsI)

851 Yer a lyin' fat!

Posted by: Joe Biden Pressing the Flesh at February 11, 2020 09:24 PM (Eicbe)

852 835 @realDonaldTrump 32 seconds ago

Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is having a really bad night. I think she is sending signals that she wants out. Calling for unity is her way of getting there, going home, and having a "nice cold beer" with her husband!
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (cF8AT)


That's awesome. I guess Trump learned to read smoke signals!

Posted by: Splunge at February 11, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)

853 562 NH is full of Commies.
Posted by: JAS at February 11, 2020 08:54 PM

AKA Massholes?

Posted by: clutch at February 11, 2020 09:24 PM (9UmRs)

854 these dirty tricks disgust us.
Posted by: Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler, et.al. at February 11, 2020 09:23 PM (sy5kK)
+++++++++
That's funny, Adam, given that you hail from "jungle primary" California.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:24 PM (mGQEH)

855 Bloomberg/Klobuchar - Only way the Dems can collect middle class.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:25 PM (xSo9G)

856

President should've said "fauxcohontas" instead.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 09:25 PM (3sWbG)

857 339
27 pct. reporting, CNN



27.6 Bernie

23.3 Petey

20.1 Amy

9.7 Lizzie

8.5 Joey

====
754
735 46 pct. reporting, CNN



27.7 Bernie

23.4 Petey

19.5 Amy

9.4 Lizzie

8.6 Joey


====

Hmm...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 11, 2020 09:25 PM (XzVUd)

858 47 pct. reporting, CNN Race has been called for Sanders by Cook Report at 9:19 PM

27.6 Bernie
23.4 Petey
19.5 Amy
9.4 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
0.8 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:25 PM (EUDB2)

859

"fauxcohontas" looks pithy in text and works well in tweets.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 09:25 PM (3sWbG)

860 One of my kids has an English Golden. Beautiful dog but the damn thing leaves more fur around the house than any other dog I've ever seen.

Goldens shed fur and love, in equal measures.

A small price to pay, methinks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:26 PM (PY3qk)

861 Golly, at Bernie's NH headquarters it sure ain't a diverse crowd.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:26 PM (xSo9G)

862 140 posts to go to 1000.

Posted by: filbert at February 11, 2020 09:26 PM (yUKyn)

863 Somebody ran a vuvuzela in a dog show?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:23 PM (KZzsI)


Your dad and I were running vuvuzelas out of Canada during
prohibition.

Posted by: Hyman Roth at February 11, 2020 09:26 PM (XVuno)

864 Not in Alaska, there ain't.
Posted by: Lisa Mooskowsky

_____________

She actually ran a write-in campaign, Democrats teamed up and put her over the top.

Usually the sore loser laws just prevent your name from being printed on the ballot, anyone can vote for anyone.

In Alaska, there was even a state law saying the name had to be spelled exactly right to count, but the judges overruled that because that would have cost her the race.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 09:26 PM (sjTfF)

865 @realDonaldTrump 32 seconds ago



Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is having a
really bad night. I think she is sending signals that she wants out.
Calling for unity is her way of getting there, going home, and having a
"nice cold beer" with her husband!

--

That's a hoot! He's sticking his finger in the Squaw's eye.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 09:26 PM (JoUsr)

866 I think she is sending signals that she wants out.
Calling for unity is her way of getting there, going home, and having a
"nice cold beer" with her husband!

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (cF8AT)


I'm good. Keep campaigning Lizzie! See you in a few weeks! Don't rush back! Keep going! You go girl! Seriously, no need to come home!

Posted by: Bruce Mann at February 11, 2020 09:26 PM (2N7oZ)

867 Sidebar: GOP media pundits complaining Democrats support the wrong kind of socialism.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:26 PM (XlbwU)

868 President should've said "fauxcohontas" instead.

That's a gag that works way better in print than it does audibly, and it would be odd to be inconsistent between speech and twitter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:26 PM (KZzsI)

869 Bloomberg/Klobuchar - Only way the Dems can collect middle class.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:25 PM (xSo9G)
++++++++++++
Even that's a hard sell. Bloomberg holds the middle class in contempt. He's pretending not be a communist, but his message ain't that great.

Bloomberg has enough money to flood the zone, though, and having a pussy-possessor as running mate will only help.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:26 PM (mGQEH)

870 smoke signals

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 11, 2020 09:26 PM (XzVUd)

871 @realDonaldTrump 32 seconds ago



Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is having a
really bad night. I think she is sending signals that she wants out.
Calling for unity is her way of getting there, going home, and having a
"nice cold beer" with her husband!

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (cF8AT)


That is brutal. Love it!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 09:27 PM (q1Pj5)

872
Beautiful dog but the damn thing leaves more fur around the house than any other dog I've ever seen.

May our 12 Borzoi visit?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 09:27 PM (7rVsF)

873 Mee-mee-meee-mee-meee~!

@guypbenson 53m

I feel a little wistful about the embarrassing collapse of Joe Biden.

I do not feel this way at all about the embarrassing collapse of Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2020 09:27 PM (ILS6+)

874 Any word on actual turnout #'s for these losers?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 09:27 PM (JoUsr)

875 It's the jolly Joe

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2020 09:27 PM (rpxSz)

876 803 Trump not know what his next play is? How do you think he has survived this onslaught? Winter is Coming.
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (uEbPt)


Yeah, the guys he did business with, the guys that know him are watching this play out, passing out chicken wings, chablis, betting on his next call.

They know his playbook.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 09:27 PM (/jZjK)

877 Rep. Primary. 41% in
Trump 86.8
Weld 8.0
Writein 2.4

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:27 PM (EUDB2)

878 Trump tweaking Warren will keep her in the race.

I would not at all be surprised if that was not his intention and the result. She might do really well in SC as a result "We'll show that sexist orange pig!!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:28 PM (KZzsI)

879 Cup of Joe got mugged

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2020 09:28 PM (rpxSz)

880 Look at all those young commies at Bernie's HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

881 I expected a more definitive win for Bernie the Bolshevik. I thought he was the solid fave since he's from the state next door.

Or are the New Hempshirwarians really into the peen?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 09:28 PM (oVJmc)

882
Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is having a really bad night. I think she is sending signals that she wants out.

-----------

Smoke signals?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:28 PM (xSo9G)

883 47 pct. reporting, CNN Race has been called for Sanders by Cook Report at 9:19 PM

27.6 Bernie
23.4 Petey
19.5 Amy
17.6 Explosive diarrhea
15.2 Genital herpes
13.6 IRS Audit
9.4 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
0.8 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett
Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:25 PM (EUDB2)

Still, a strong showing by "explosive diarrhea," and there's no counting out "genital herpes" or "IRS audit."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:28 PM (PY3qk)

884 Anyone could have predicted that Warren and Patrick would underperform in NH. Even among Democrats who you'd think might be more sympathetic, they still don't like "Massholes."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 11, 2020 09:28 PM (jK8Z7)

885 Does Trump have a good shot at winning NH in the general election?

He came within .3% in 2016, but some people are saying it's out of reach this time.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 09:28 PM (sjTfF)

886 So I guess Joey Bidet lost the pony soldier vote?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 09:28 PM (9y7Yd)

887 lol, Trump is the troll master.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2020 09:28 PM (MTxDQ)

888 I'm holding out for Trump's "Democrats, the Storm Is Upon You" tweet.

And the indictments/perpwalks/convictions, of course.

Posted by: filbert at February 11, 2020 09:29 PM (yUKyn)

889 Lizzie was always more popular with the media than with the voters, maybe especially in New England where they all know her as a liar.

I'd call it tragic, in that she had some working-class conservative instincts. But she insisted on cutting corners, first and fatally by inflating her minute stretches of Native American DNA to steal affirmative-action spots that her [distant] cousins didn't get to earn.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 09:29 PM (ykYG2)

890 Look at all those young commies at Bernie's HQ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
--------

Majority are males, all are white.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:29 PM (xSo9G)

891 Rep. Primary. 41% in

Weld can go home tonight feeling good that he beat that "Total Writeins" guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:29 PM (KZzsI)

892 Trump has 36k

The top two Dems have 45k

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 11, 2020 09:29 PM (wLOvC)

893 @DecisionDeskHQ says Klobuchar "is within striking distance" which is the best unintentional joke of the night -- @tsmcdiez

An Amy/Hillary lamp-flinging, plate-smashing brawl would be epic!

Posted by: cool breeze at February 11, 2020 09:29 PM (UGKMd)

894 Rep. Primary. 41% in
Trump 86.8
Weld 8.0
Writein 2.4
Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:27 PM (EUDB2)
---
And I thought better of Writein!

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:29 PM (Eicbe)

895 Nominate me and I'll beat Trump like a rented Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Slow Joe at February 11, 2020 09:29 PM (W/jRn)

896 The sidebar on Never Trump's Socialism-lite is rich. That's kind of playing out on Fox now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 09:29 PM (puu6v)

897 Supposedly from something I was reading a while back, Bernie got kicked out of several hippig communes back in the day.

Bernie didn't want to do any work at all, just sit around and talk politics while eating the fruits of the others' work.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 09:01 PM (nUQeW)

...and fantasizing that all the hippie chicks wanted him to rape them.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2020 09:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

898 I guess Liz won't be collecting any scalps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

899 761 Another monkey wrench coming down the road for Trump is a war. Possibly Libya or Iran. Doesn't matter, we know the left will simply blame Trump even though we know he has no control over where and when the intel apparatus decides to commit troops.
Posted by: steve at February




yeah, no
Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 09:14 PM (HALdu)


not so is exactly so.

Trump isn't interested in putting more Armed Forces personnel in harm's way.

He has made that rather clear.

If Trump is calling out the military, it is a five-alarm worldwide fire.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

900 Tulsi 2020 livestream from Twitch.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (+Iryr)


Yoga poses???

Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2020 09:30 PM (hku12)

901 Yeah, it's the dog I'd get but every time I pet one it takes 4 days to get all the hair off my clothes.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (+dsLj)
~~~~~

They've got to be brushed every day, and get yourself a Roomba for the tumbleweeds. I run mine every night, and absolutely love it.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 09:30 PM (sGotD)

902 How did Weld beat Mr. Writein?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:30 PM (mGQEH)

903 So Bernie Bros are like Chinese men, uniformly suffering a lak-a-nookie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 09:30 PM (9y7Yd)

904 49 pct. reporting, CNN Race has been called for Sanders by Cook Report at 9:19 PM

27.3 Bernie
23.5 Petey
19.6 Amy
9.4 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.9 Yang
0.9 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:30 PM (EUDB2)

905 I know right? probably the worst thing you could be is a conservative New Yorker. New York hates me for being a conservative, the rest of the 56 states hates me for being a New Yorker.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 08:07 PM (+dsLj)
-------

You're going to have to go incognito. I suggest buying a Red Sox cap.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 11, 2020 08:09 PM (/669Q)

Then everyone will hate you.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (eoQWY)

906 Yang's gang of incels and shut-ins didn't turn out to the polls. Aww.

I hear he's throwing in the sponge. He'll probably send his voters to Bernie.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (ykYG2)

907 Klobuchar is gonna be VP pick, regardless.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (xSo9G)

908 "my word as a Biden" - aaaaagh

[chugs bourbon / Coke Zero mixed drink]

Posted by: ptschett at home at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (zB+vL)

909 Yoga poses???
Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2020 09:30 PM (hku12)
++++++++++
Full frontal. She's playing to her strengths for NV.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (mGQEH)

910 It's slightly surreal to watch some of the footage of Bernies campaign headquarters and all of the young skulls full of mush waiting to exalt a victory for an Octogenarian, who looks like he combs his hair with a balloon and definitely wears an onion on his belt.

Posted by: John Thorton at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (5KnDh)

911 @ZekeJMiller 1 minute ago

Biden: "It ain't over man, we're just getting started."


Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (cF8AT)

912 In the clearing stands a boxer, and a fighter by his trade

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

913 Biden is the victim of a conspiracy orchestrated in New Hampshire by pony faced dog voters.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (0jZvB)

914 He came within .3% in 2016, but some people are saying it's out of reach this time.

Uh, huh. Part of the national revulsion against Trump, no doubt.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (I2/tG)

915 Goldens shed fur and love, in equal measures.

A really big lap dog that will retrieve your pheasants out in the field. You won't need a lap blanket.

Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (jOEDM)

916 I hear he's throwing in the sponge. He'll probably send his voters to Bernie.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
------

Do his devotees get to keep their 'grants'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (xSo9G)

917 I hear he's throwing in the sponge. He'll probably send his voters to Bernie.

****

All five of them?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (+dsLj)

918 piffle

Posted by: John Thornton at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (5KnDh)

919 Klobuchar is gonna be VP pick, regardless.

I bet its Spartacus, he was almost blatantly running for VP in the last debate he was in

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (KZzsI)

920 Klobuchar is gonna be VP pick, regardless.

--

I'm going with an AA.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (JoUsr)

921 Biden status :

[ ] Beating everyone like a drum
[X] Can't find drumsticks

Posted by: jsg at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (Dv4wX)

922 The thought of Bernie raping or being raped is....

Write in Here:

__________

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (3H9h1)

923 No one better ask where Yang kept the sponge...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (9y7Yd)

924 How did Weld beat Mr. Writein?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Weld won the 4 hour debate in the mirror with him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (ILS6+)

925 What this country needs is a LBQJRSTYUUMK, women of color, woman of no color, Bi-Sexual, Tri-Sexual, Quad-sexual, poor, rich, non-millionaire, millionaire, person of color, person of multicolored background, an immigrant from Asia, migrant from Europe, immigrant from Antarctica, a person who loves small animals, person that wants peace for the children, supports all children of color except children of no color, homosexual, straight, somewhat gay, person that will be friends with the Taliban and ISIS, a person that will destroy ISIS, person that supports no more cows, a person who believes in plant food only, a person that does not take a bath to conserve water, a person that is not mean to fish and reptiles, a persons that kisses trees, and person that hates the USA and loves all people that are poor and suffering because of Trump.......... That is why I support Sponge Bob Square Pants for President !!! Thank You for your support.

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (qM84C)

926 Speaking of boxers, today is the 30th anniversary of Buster Douglas sending Mike Tyson to the canvas. I still remember where I was when I heard the news.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (DY3v8)

927 In the clearing stands a boxer, and a fighter by his trade
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-------

Look, rhyming 'pugilist' is really tough, even for me.

Posted by: Paul Simon at February 11, 2020 09:33 PM (xSo9G)

928 Bill Hemmer: What does New Hampshire mean? Nothing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:33 PM (XlbwU)

929 Bernie and Abrams. And both are "writers."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:33 PM (ptqGC)

930
Pat Buchanan did very well in NH in 1991, coming in a strong 2nd to Bush.

Buchanan won NH in 1996.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 09:33 PM (3sWbG)

931 @parscale

With approximately 54% of precincts reporting, President Trump has already received more votes than Presidents Barack Obama (49,080), George W. Bush (52,962) and Ronald Reagan (65,033) in their respective re-election New Hampshire Primaries.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:33 PM (cF8AT)

932 Pugilist
Fugilist
Lugilist

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 09:34 PM (9y7Yd)

933 Does Joe not see how inappropriate it is to be speaking in SC while NH is in process ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2020 09:34 PM (rpxSz)

934 What about Old Hampshire ? What does that mean...............

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at February 11, 2020 09:34 PM (qM84C)

935 Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (qM84C)
---
So, you're saying we need the Bingo President.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:34 PM (Eicbe)

936 Pat Mangione was a mean Flugelist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)

937 It don't mean nothing. It don't mean nothing.

Posted by: Doc, from Hamburger Hill at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (q1Pj5)

938 Bawahahaha bute me Biden! Should have challenged the state of New Hampshire to a push up contest.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (z7i63)

939 I'm going with an AA.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (JoUsr)


---------


Yep. Recovering alcoholics need someone to look up to also.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (XVuno)

940 Does Joe not see how inappropriate it is to be speaking in SC while NH is in process ?


Not to mention John McCain's funeral.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (yQpMk)

941 Klobuchar is gonna be VP pick, regardless.

--

I'm going with an AA.
Posted by: Lady in Black
------------

Logical, but, who? An unknown?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (xSo9G)

942 >>>>Biden: "It ain't over man, we're just getting started."



This is what I say drunk at 2:00 AM and I'm about to pass out.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (xPl2J)

943 Michael J Fox and Kevin Costner are stumping for Buttgiggy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

944 I have been trying to stay out of the fray of politics lately for my mental health. But I have to throw the Jackstraw bat light out there for a question. Or anyone who wants to answer. Was the coordinate resignations of prosecutors on the the stone case an Op to try to elicit another shampeachment, a simple stunt since they are about to get smacked down in court, or soemthing else. Dems dont usually walk away unless walking away can be construed as some weird Saturday night massacre. "We.quit en masse cause trumpy bear was gonna fire us! Sure he never told us that but come on you know right?"

Is that the gambit?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (9dzlp)

945 Bite me

Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (z7i63)

946 Hate to contradict Decision Desk--heh, but most of the counties remaining are rural without a large number of votes. So far, the rough distribution of votes has held across counties so Bernie is going to win this. Amy won't as she has to make up 11000 votes on Bernie to take the lead. Mayor Petey might but he seems to be running better in the cities and towns and a lot of those have reported.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (EUDB2)

947 Joe will bypass Nevada for the New South Wales primary which is after Nevada....

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (qM84C)

948 well it's not like William Weld was running in a region he was well known at.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (ykYG2)

949 How did Weld beat Mr. Writein?


His voters only had to make an 'x'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (oVJmc)

950 @parscale

With approximately 54% of precincts reporting, President Trump has already received more votes than Presidents Barack Obama (49,080), George W. Bush (52,962) and Ronald Reagan (65,033) in their respective re-election New Hampshire Primaries.
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:33 PM (cF8AT)


It's gonna be an early night for Trump

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (aS1PU)

951 Yoga poses???
Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2020 09:30 PM (hku12)
++++++++++
Full frontal. She's playing to her strengths for NV.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (mGQEH)


I thought that was the problem with Twitch thots. All tease.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (hku12)

952 The commies are going wild at Bernie HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

953 Yep. Recovering alcoholics need someone to look up to also.
Posted by: Cicero
----------

So, someone named Bill?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (xSo9G)

954 It don't mean nothing. It don't mean nothing.



Bad dream.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (yQpMk)

955 Biden's walk on music for his first SC rally was Motley Crue's "Girl don't go away mad". I think they are trying to tell him something.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 09:36 PM (Xsl/w)

956 Biden: "It ain't over man, we're just getting started." 

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (cF8AT)

Holy shit. "Doctor" Jill Biden is a stone cold bitch just for letting him go out in public and saying that.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2020 09:36 PM (E4qTB)

957 I hate NY politics. But I actually kind of like NYers. Now, SoCal, on the other hand...

Posted by: David French at February 11, 2020 09:36 PM (uKj5K)

958 The commies are going wild at Bernie HQ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-------

Is he handing out other people's money?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:36 PM (xSo9G)

959 Still, a strong showing by "explosive diarrhea," and there's no counting out "genital herpes" or "IRS audit."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2020 09:28 PM (PY3qk)


Bernie/Explosive Diarrhea: : 2020 - The Year of the Violent Movement

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2020 09:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

960 >>>Trump isn't interested in putting more Armed Forces personnel in harm's way.

He has made that rather clear.

If Trump is calling out the military, it is a five-alarm worldwide fire.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)


He has ordered, and iirc received, a sh*t load of small atomic weapons. As I interpreted the article - something that would cruise in and take out a military base but spread no further.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 09:36 PM (/jZjK)

961 Did someone say stumping for bootigag?

Posted by: Shemp at February 11, 2020 09:36 PM (9dzlp)

962 So who will bribe Gaylord to take the VP slot?

Mini Mike?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 09:36 PM (9y7Yd)

963 So, someone named Bill?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (xSo9G)



You have to admit, the man has a lot of friends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero at February 11, 2020 09:36 PM (XVuno)

964 Klobuchar is gonna be VP pick, regardless.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (xSo9G)

============

Absolutely. They are worried about Minnesota going to Trump and they need it. Boot-Pudge might get some consideration for the same reason. But Tank Abrams is arguing Georgia is within reach and the Demofascists would love a woman of color, so she's a possibility too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:37 PM (XlbwU)

965 51 pct. reporting, CNN Race has been called for Sanders by Cook Report at 9:19 PM

27.2 Bernie
23.6 Petey
19.7 Amy
9.4 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.9 Yang
1.0 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:37 PM (EUDB2)

966 "947 Joe will bypass Nevada for the New South Wales primary which is after Nevada...."

Sanders will sweep Nevada. Hispanics love Bernie. You won't hear much about it on the propaganda outlets.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 09:37 PM (puu6v)

967 @parscale



With approximately 54% of precincts reporting, President Trump has
already received more votes than Presidents Barack Obama (49,080),
George W. Bush (52,962) and Ronald Reagan (65,033) in their respective
re-election New Hampshire Primaries.

--

@892 doesn't square with that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 09:37 PM (JoUsr)

968 926 Speaking of boxers, today is the 30th anniversary of Buster Douglas sending Mike Tyson to the canvas. I still remember where I was when I heard the news.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM (DY3v


Buster Douglas is from Columbus, Ohio.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 11, 2020 09:37 PM (TdMsT)

969 How did Weld beat Mr. Writein?
Posted by: Joe Mannix
----
Weld brought the heat and sparks flew.

It was his Arc.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:37 PM (Eicbe)

970 It ain't over man, we're just getting started.

This total catastrophe is just THE BEGINNING!

Posted by: The P.F.J. at February 11, 2020 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

971 It says a lot that republicans are turning out in droves, especially a purple state like NH, for an election that is a foregone conclusion.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 09:37 PM (Xsl/w)

972 Holy shit. "Doctor" Jill Biden is a stone cold bitch just for letting him go out in public and saying that.
Posted by: trev006
--------

I see that she is becoming more involved in the campaign.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:37 PM (xSo9G)

973 With approximately 54% of precincts reporting, President Trump has
already received more votes than Presidents Barack Obama (49,080),
George W. Bush (52,962) and Ronald Reagan (65,033) in their respective
re-election New Hampshire Primaries.

--

@892 doesn't square with that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020

Cavuto will be in tears.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2020 09:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

974 They've got to be brushed every day, and get yourself a Roomba for the tumbleweeds. I run mine every night, and absolutely love it.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 09:30 PM (sGotD)
***********

I absolutely could not live without my Roomba, bought one 10 years ago and
it's the best thing I've ever bought. Pet hair is never a problem anymore.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 09:37 PM (wiXsO)

975 833 The Vizsla didn't win?
---
A guy pulled up next to me at a gas station with a Vizsla in the back seat. I recognized the breed, but mispronounced it "Vizla." He said it's pronounced "Veeshla." Beautiful dog, and very friendly.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2020 09:38 PM (sWM8x)

976 The commies are going wild at Bernie HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

It's like 1935 Spain all over again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 09:38 PM (q1Pj5)

977 "Biden is the victim of a conspiracy orchestrated in New Hampshire by pony faced dog voters."
LOL

Posted by: Matthew Slater at February 11, 2020 09:38 PM (kk8TL)

978 November is going to be lit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:38 PM (ptqGC)

979 That Biden was a viable candidate was ALWAYS a lie

Just to support the donks impeachment narrative

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2020 09:38 PM (rpxSz)

980 Dems dont usually walk away unless walking away can be construed as some weird Saturday night massacre. "We.quit en masse cause trumpy bear was gonna fire us! Sure he never told us that but come on you know right?" 

Is that the gambit?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (9dzlp)

Might be, or it could be the fact that their play to bait Trump into pardoning Stone failed so bad Barr could step in cleanly. Now these prosecutors have to quit before Barr fired or sanctioned them.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2020 09:38 PM (E4qTB)

981 957 @892 doesn't square with that.

@892 doesn't give the percent reporting

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 11, 2020 09:38 PM (XzVUd)

982 47 pct. reporting, CNN Race has been called for Sanders by Cook Report at 9:19 PM

27.6 Bernie
23.4 Petey
19.5 Amy
17.6 Explosive diarrhea
15.2 Genital herpes
13.6 IRS Audit
9.4 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
0.8 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett
Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:25 PM (EUDB2)

Still, a strong showing by "explosive diarrhea," and there's no counting out "genital herpes" or "IRS audit."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I beg to differ; Explosive diarrhea is all over the balloting...what?

Posted by: hand grenade in a phone booth at February 11, 2020 09:38 PM (3tPHY)

983 We.quit en masse cause trumpy bear was gonna fire us! Sure he never told us that but come on you know right?"

Is that the gambit?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (9dzlp)

Maybe laying the groundwork for impeachment if orangemanbad pardons Stone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 09:38 PM (uKj5K)

984 Angry Amy and Bernie tied in Francestown with 108 votes apiece. Mayor Petey in third.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:39 PM (EUDB2)

985 so close

Posted by: hand grenade in a phone booth at February 11, 2020 09:39 PM (3tPHY)

986 926 Speaking of boxers, today is the 30th anniversary of Buster Douglas
sending Mike Tyson to the canvas. I still remember where I was when I
heard the news.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 11, 2020 09:32 PM


I was watching it and what I remember is just how nonchalant the Japanese crowd was about what was happening in front of them.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 11, 2020 09:39 PM (xPl2J)

987 and yet

Posted by: hand grenade in a phone booth at February 11, 2020 09:39 PM (3tPHY)

988 Speaking of boxers, today is the 30th anniversary of Buster Douglas sending Mike Tyson to the canvas. I still remember where I was when I heard the news.

One of the few boxing matches I actually ever watched. Tyson looked sluggish and unprepared. Or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:39 PM (KZzsI)

989 972 Holy shit. "Doctor" Jill Biden is a stone cold bitch just for letting him go out in public and saying that.
Posted by: trev006
--------

I see that she is becoming more involved in the campaign.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

---

She'll run at some point. Not this cycle though.

Grifters gotta grift.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2020 09:39 PM (Y4EXg)

990 When will Jill in a mournful tone of voice say that Joey can't go on but if you want a Bidet as President, she will step into the ring???

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 09:39 PM (9y7Yd)

991 DOCTOR Jill believes she's owed the WH, after two years playing second fiddle to Big Mike.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

992 Really?

Posted by: hand grenade in a phone booth at February 11, 2020 09:39 PM (3tPHY)

993 oy

Posted by: hand grenade in a phone booth at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (3tPHY)

994 Holy shit. "Doctor" Jill Biden is a stone cold bitch just for letting him go out in public and saying that.

Posted by: trev006

...............
Don't underestimate the black vote pandering..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (CjFDo)

995 980 Dems dont usually walk away unless walking away can be construed as some weird Saturday night massacre. "We.quit en masse cause trumpy bear was gonna fire us! Sure he never told us that but come on you know right?"

Is that the gambit?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (9dzlp)

Might be, or it could be the fact that their play to bait Trump into pardoning Stone failed so bad Barr could step in cleanly. Now these prosecutors have to quit before Barr fired or sanctioned them.
Posted by: trev006

I agree - they got caught with their hands in the cookie jar and are now making for the exits.

Posted by: West at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (NX6mB)

996 Joe's going to lose the pony soldier vote.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (Eicbe)

997 Eight years. Errrgh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (ptqGC)

998 Jill Biden is now just clowning us all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (sy5kK)

999 1000?

Posted by: ptschett at home at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (zB+vL)

1000 1000

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (aS1PU)

1001 This is getting painful.

Posted by: hand grenade in a phone booth at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (3tPHY)

1002 Klobuchar is gonna be VP pick, regardless.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:31 PM (xSo9G)

============

Absolutely. They are worried about Minnesota going to Trump and they need it. Boot-Pudge might get some consideration for the same reason. But Tank Abrams is arguing Georgia is within reach and the Demofascists would love a woman of color, so she's a possibility too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

____________

So Democrats shore up a state we don't need anyway.

klobuchar has baggage too, stuff trump has no qualms bringing up. She's not a strong candidate.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (sjTfF)

1003 two off

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (sy5kK)

1004 I WIN!!!!

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (aS1PU)

1005 Now these prosecutors have to quit before Barr fired or sanctioned them.

If the rumor is true that these guys offered the 9 year sentence idea without consulting Barr, they might be quitting just to avoid the firing from him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (KZzsI)

1006 Maybe laying the groundwork for impeachment if orangemanbad pardons Stone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 09:38 PM (uKj5K)

You're kidding, right? At that point Trump could march troops into Capitol Hill and most Americans would mutter "yeah, that's reasonable" as the rifles sounded.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (E4qTB)

1007 I meant to lose New Hampshire.

Posted by: Pee Wee Biden at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (l3+k2)

1008 Hate to contradict Decision Desk--heh, but most of the counties remaining are rural without a large number of votes. So far, the rough distribution of votes has held across counties so Bernie is going to win this. Amy won't as she has to make up 11000 votes on Bernie to take the lead. Mayor Petey might but he seems to be running better in the cities and towns and a lot of those have reported.
Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (EUDB2)


I don't know who operates the "Decision Desk" these days, but 8 years ago, the "Decision Desk" breathlessly reported, around this time in the evening, that Rapin' Todd Akin had lost the Missouri Senate Primary race.

Eh, no.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (hku12)

1009 That Biden was a viable candidate was ALWAYS a lie

*********************

He entered in as front runner and all he had to do was not fuck it up.

GOD DAMN YOU JOE, GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Posted by: George Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (+dsLj)

1010 @944:

An avowed socialist is their party's frontrunner after tonight although you will be hard-pressed to hear Sanders described as such. So there has to some counter-narrative. Also, it appears something may actually be happening, no matter how insignificant, at DOJ.

Just spit-balling and would like to read Jack's take.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (puu6v)

1011 Klobuchar reminds me of a woman who would describe herself at the end of the day as juicy.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 09:41 PM (+Iryr)

1012 I was watching it and what I remember is just how nonchalant the Japanese crowd was about what was happening in front of them.

They both look alike to them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 09:41 PM (oVJmc)

1013 Bernie may well tap Explosive Diarrhea as his running mate.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2020 09:41 PM (sWM8x)

1014 "Does Joe not see how inappropriate it is to be speaking in SC while NH is in process ?"
He has terrible political instincts. Always has...

Posted by: Chris M at February 11, 2020 09:41 PM (6XZdO)

1015 Wow, I walk away for a sec and boom 1K. Holy moly.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 11, 2020 09:41 PM (+ldAm)

1016 Democrats have to hold up Minnesota?


Talk about screwed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:41 PM (sy5kK)

1017 That Biden was a viable candidate was ALWAYS a lie
-----

The fact that Barky did not/has not endorsed speaks volumes. Barky knew full well that Biden is a weak player.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:41 PM (xSo9G)

1018 Looks like GEOTUS has been ripping new assholes today.

Good. Hope this continues tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 11, 2020 09:41 PM (BH7uc)

1019 November is going to be lit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


November nothin'. This summer is gonna be fiyah.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2020 09:41 PM (ILS6+)

1020 1011 Klobuchar reminds me of a woman who would describe herself at the end of the day as juicy.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 09:41 PM (+Iryr)

Explosive diarrhea

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2020 09:42 PM (aA3+G)

1021 Was it something I said ?

Posted by: Joey Two Blasts at February 11, 2020 09:42 PM (Dv4wX)

1022 Does Joe even know where he is?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

1023 Explosive diarrhea or Ebola?

One is brown and the other is red.

Both go splat

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 09:42 PM (9y7Yd)

1024 I meant to lose New Hampshire.
Posted by: Pee Wee Biden at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (l3+k2)


I believe, in the past week, Joe Biden has finally realized, once and for all, he will never be President.

This is good.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2020 09:42 PM (hku12)

1025 klobuchar has baggage too, stuff trump has no qualms bringing up. She's not a strong candidate.
Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (sjTfF)

Billions and billions of dollars.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 09:42 PM (+Iryr)

1026 Klobuchar was the only one who raised her hand about concern that a socialist might top the ticket- Bernie can't tap her. He'll go with Tank.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 09:42 PM (87EdW)

1027 That Biden was a viable candidate was ALWAYS a lie
----
He obviously ran for the legal immunity.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:42 PM (Eicbe)

1028 Still, a strong showing by "explosive diarrhea," and there's no counting out "genital herpes" or "IRS audit."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



I beg to differ; Explosive diarrhea is all over the balloting...what?

Posted by: hand grenade in a phone booth at February 11, 2020 09:38 PM (3tPHY)

I should be right there in the results!

Posted by: Upper Decker at February 11, 2020 09:42 PM (q1Pj5)

1029 52 pct. reporting, CNN

27.1 Bernie
23.6 Petey
19.7 Amy
9.4 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.9 Yang
1.0 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett

151376 votes cast so far in Dem Primary. 57307 with 46 pct in Rep. Primary.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:43 PM (EUDB2)

1030 809 The liberal tears on MSLSD about Trump's tweets / the Mueller-team resignations today are delicious
Posted by: ptschett at home at February 11, 2020 09:19 PM (zB+vL)


I watched that segment. Four women and Brian Williams. Brian didn't get a word in for about 8-10 minutes. When the shot cut to a full group shot, Brian was sitting back, with his arms crossed. Listening to the four women bitch about Trump, Barr, Stone, Flynn, pardons, and Bernie, was like being in a bar next to a table full of drunken women bitching about their mansplaining boss. Delicious, as you said!

Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2020 09:43 PM (AMIL/)

1031 Heavyweight boxing is all about the matchups. My retired boxer friend predicted Tyson's loss to Evander Holyfield exactly like it played out.

I laughed but he also explained that even fat old George Foreman could have beaten Tyson had they fought because of the matchup of punches.

Tyson always won by working in until he could throw that uppercut, the one that would fell a horse. Holyfield would let him do that and Tyson trying just set him up for the overhand punch down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 11, 2020 09:43 PM (yQpMk)

1032 Biden taking the fifth on Ukraine and drinking a fifth in NH.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2020 09:43 PM (r+sAi)

1033 I'm honestly surprised that Sanders is doing so well. The oldest, whitest crank who recently had a heart attack is the darling of the Democrats? Really??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)

Dems love victims, and Bernie has been persecuted by them.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 11, 2020 09:43 PM (eoQWY)

1034 >>Good. Hope this continues tomorrow.

It's going to be continuing for a lot longer than that.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 09:43 PM (ZLI7S)

1035 Tank is incredibly unlikeable. But progs and commies love her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:44 PM (ptqGC)

1036 Holyfield wouldn't let him


FMF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 11, 2020 09:44 PM (yQpMk)

1037 I was reading the actual time served for rape was 5.4 years in prison.

Think about compared to what they wanted to sentence Stone for lying to law enforcement.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 09:44 PM (sjTfF)

1038 All the candidates with Gaylord footage in their commercials are pandering the black electorate.

I just hope Gaylord's anti-Midas touch is still strong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 09:44 PM (9y7Yd)

1039 I should just avoid any discussion of VP choices, the last two Dem picks have made no sense and were some of the worst possible options on the table. Biden and Kaine?? Really??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

1040 Just so you know, the wholesale price of marijuana just skyrocketed.

Jack Straw is preparing to celebrate.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 11, 2020 09:44 PM (ZuGkg)

1041 No body shaming going on at Klobuchar's rally, that's for sure. Her backdrop crowd is full of heavyweights who could give Buster Douglas a run.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:45 PM (XlbwU)

1042 I think I can now safely call victory in NH!

Posted by: tank abrahms at February 11, 2020 09:45 PM (/LQkF)

1043 1034 >>Good. Hope this continues tomorrow.

It's going to be continuing for a lot longer than that.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 09:43 PM (ZLI7S)



all this popcorn is going to make my ass fat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:45 PM (sy5kK)

1044 Yes, JackStraw, I hope you are right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 11, 2020 09:45 PM (BH7uc)

1045 Michael J Fox and Kevin Costner are stumping for Buttgiggy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

Sneaky Pete really thinks pretty highly of himself...but he just got roasted by a 103 year old white Commie whackomo with a 0% chance of winning any general election.

That thought ought to bring anyone back to reality

Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2020 09:45 PM (32YRo)

1046 Sample headlines from NH...

- "Biden bites the dust"
- "Sanders fried"
- "Klobuchar clobbered"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2020 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)

1047 Joe Biden tonight: "It is important that Iowa and Nevada have spoken"

Posted by: mark1971 at February 11, 2020 09:45 PM (xPl2J)

1048 CORNPOP?

Posted by: Joe Bowden's bleeding eye at February 11, 2020 09:45 PM (9dzlp)

1049 Bah, New Hampshire grapes are sour anyway.

Posted by: Aesop's Fox at February 11, 2020 09:46 PM (l3+k2)

1050 Democrats have to hold up Minnesota?


Talk about screwed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:41 PM

Trump damn near won here. Closer, than anyone in 35 years! Less than 2%!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 09:46 PM (hLKSS)

1051 Lara Trump is pretty smart.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:46 PM (XlbwU)

1052 This is good.
Posted by: BurtTC
-------

Except, I was hoping that a cornered Joe might knife Petey and Bernie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:46 PM (xSo9G)

1053 Go, Deval!!

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:46 PM (Eicbe)

1054 LOL... Now Amy K. is their new Fav!

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2020 09:47 PM (6XlcD)

1055 "Deval devalued"
"Yang yanked"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2020 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)

1056
He obviously ran for the legal immunity.
Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:42 PM (Eicbe)


** gasps **
** shrieks **

You can't ask anything about him!!! Why, why, he's a CANDIDATE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 09:47 PM (pNxlR)

1057 Greetings from a Holiday Inn in scenic Independence Ohio, "Land of the Pharaohs".

Just noticed a cigarette vending machine downstairs by the concierge stand. Does anyone know what year it is in Ohio right now?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2020 09:47 PM (WmDeq)

1058 >>Yes, JackStraw, I hope you are right.

Me too.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 09:47 PM (ZLI7S)

1059 Goddam as autocorrect and tiny phone key board and my massive hands. Cause my handd are too massive for tiny k err yboard

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2020 09:47 PM (9dzlp)

1060 54 pct. reporting, CNN

27.0 Bernie
23.7 Petey
19.7 Amy
9.3 Lizzie
8.5 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
1.0 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett

BTW, Final Results in 2016 NH Primary had 250983 voters in Dem Primary, 284120 voters in Rep. Primary.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:47 PM (EUDB2)

1061 someone told me that Rachel Maddow was practically in tears recounting the travails of the four Angry Democrats who resigned as part of a politico-media stunt today.

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 09:47 PM (PbpT7)

1062 Grump, did he predict the cannibalistic finish by iron Mike?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 09:48 PM (uKj5K)

1063 hogmartin, sounds like 1978

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

1064 Does Joe not see how inappropriate it is to be speaking in SC while NH is in process ?
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2020 09:34 PM (rpxSz)
~~~~~

If you think NH feels bad, how do you think NV feels. They're a week before SC. LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2020 09:48 PM (sGotD)

1065 1054 LOL... Now Amy K. is their new Fav!
Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2020 09:47 PM (6XlcD)

They've needed someone ever since Avenatti flamed out.

Posted by: Joey Two Blasts at February 11, 2020 09:48 PM (Dv4wX)

1066 1040 Just so you know, the wholesale price of marijuana just skyrocketed.

Jack Straw is preparing to celebrate.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 11, 2020 09:44 PM (ZuGkg)


No, and yes.


Weed growers on the west coast states continue to outgrow legal demand, and the prices in retail stores are continuing to drop.

Oregon growers are still more illegal than legal, and selling their wares out of state to the midwest and east coast.

But yes, JackStraw is looking to find a cheap trip to the west coast.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:48 PM (sy5kK)

1067 Tulsi 2020 livestream from Twitch.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 09:22 PM (+Iryr)




Camera zero'd in on her ass? If so, relevant to my interests!

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at February 11, 2020 09:48 PM (N4r5a)

1068
Battle of Hastings!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 09:48 PM (3sWbG)

1069 So are Bennett and Patrick playing for draft choices?

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:48 PM (Eicbe)

1070 Poke Salad Amy...Gator's got your Granny..

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2020 09:48 PM (hLKSS)

1071 someone told me that Rachel Maddow was practically in tears recounting the travails of the four Angry Democrats who resigned as part of a politico-media stunt today.

She cries when she reads her horoscope, weepy broad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:48 PM (KZzsI)

1072 "Ask not what you can do with my buttplug; ask what my buttplug can do with you."

Posted by: Peter Bootyjuice at February 11, 2020 09:49 PM (sWM8x)

1073 watching the Grahaminator rip apart the dems.

he's enjoying this!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2020 09:49 PM (PkVlr)

1074 Oregon growers are still more illegal than legal, and selling their wares out of state to the midwest and east coast

They've been growing pot in the mountains here since 1969, I think its the state's biggest cash crop. There are places in the coastal mountains cops fear to tread.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:49 PM (KZzsI)

1075 But yes, JackStraw is looking to find a cheap trip to the west coast.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:48 PM (sy5kK)
----
Truckin'

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:49 PM (Eicbe)

1076 The Democrat Party's horoscope - "You're screwed."

Mayor Pete, "I'm so excited!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 09:50 PM (9y7Yd)

1077 Lindsey Graham is stuck in 1980, saying "If Democrats go down the socialist path you will become a marginalized party".


If?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:50 PM (XlbwU)

1078 Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 11, 2020 09:43 PM (yQpMk)


I miss quality boxing. Friday Night Fights used to be a standard.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 09:50 PM (/jZjK)

1079 "1061 someone told me that Rachel Maddow was practically in tears recounting the travails of the four Angry Democrats who resigned as part of a politico-media stunt today."


Hahaha.

"Nevermind this Socialist leading the Democratic Party, Trump is destroying the Department of Justice and the Rule of Law!"

The left-wing storyline after a few early reports on New Hampshire tomorrow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 09:50 PM (puu6v)

1080
omg Amy Klobuchar is assaulting my ears.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 09:50 PM (13CQC)

1081 57 pct. reporting, CNN

26.7 Bernie
23.8 Petey
19.8 Amy
9.4 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
1.0 writeins
0.4 Patrick
0.3 Bennett

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:50 PM (EUDB2)

1082 JackStraw wants a cheap trip to the west coast?

Hang out by the interstate, stick yer thumb out and wear something low-cut.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2020 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)

1083 Trump and his cult poisoned Biden's chances with the lies about Ukraine.

/s

Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2020 09:50 PM (l3+k2)

1084 klobuchar has baggage too, stuff trump has no qualms bringing up. She's not a strong candidate.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 09:40 PM (sjTfF)


I know about 'the salad incident', and her general bitch-on-wheels reputation among former staffers, but what is some more substantial stuff on her?

She kinda worries me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2020 09:51 PM (XF4b8)

1085 This is good.
Posted by: BurtTC
-------

Except, I was hoping that a cornered Joe might knife Petey and Bernie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:46 PM (xSo9G)


He still might. He's always been fairly good with a blade, and I'm sure he knows things.

How much does he want to keep his "good name" in the Democrat Party?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2020 09:51 PM (hku12)

1086 1061 someone told me that Rachel Maddow was practically in tears recounting the travails of the four Angry Democrats who resigned as part of a politico-media stunt today.
Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 09:47 PM (PbpT7)


I'm starting to feel guilty about all the *winning*!

But never for a second did I say "stop it".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:51 PM (sy5kK)

1087 omg Amy Klobuchar is assaulting my ears.

Get used to it... Til the next savior of the Dems comes up... She's it for the moment.. Pete? Pete who?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2020 09:51 PM (6XlcD)

1088 "1077 Lindsey Graham is stuck in 1980, saying "If Democrats go down the socialist path you will become a marginalized party".


If?"

It's sad, really, watching these "conservatives" stuck in a time warp, worried about Joe Biden and even Mike Bloomberg in this day and age.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 09:52 PM (puu6v)

1089 The left is literally saying that this means the end of an "independent DOJ."

Dude. Not only was the DOJ Obama's bitch, but they're literally a part of the executive branch under the president's command

One guy I was reading was all tore up because this ends a check and balance on the president. Really? His own freaking branch is a check against him??

These people get their civics from a laffy taffy wrapper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:52 PM (KZzsI)

1090 I'm seeing more bernie signs in seattle than anyone else....

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2020 09:52 PM (PkVlr)

1091 I miss quality boxing. Friday Night Fights used to be a standard.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Visit any bar in E. Tennessee on Friday night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:52 PM (CDGwz)

1092 Thee reply thread in the new twitter entry on the sidebar is a dumpster fire. These people are insane.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:53 PM (mGQEH)

1093 Hang out by the interstate, stick yer thumb out and wear something low-cut.

Show a little leg, Jack. You got grass so you won't have to pay another way at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI)

1094
Tyson always won by working in until he could throw that uppercut, the one that would fell a horse.

The Mongo punch!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 09:53 PM (aKsyK)

1095 There seems to be a great disturbance in the Force, like a giant gravy train coming to a permanent stop.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 11, 2020 09:53 PM (sWM8x)

1096 Either the Dems embrace their inner commie with Bernie/Pocohontas or its Bootypeg/Klobberher

Posted by: cool breeze at February 11, 2020 09:53 PM (UGKMd)

1097
there's a cigarette vending machine in the basement bar at the Blind Pig in The Peoples' Republick of AnnArbor

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 11, 2020 09:53 PM (DUIap)

1098 As we speak, MisHum is whipping up a delicious ONT with extra Yoko-ey goodness!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2020 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)

1099 I'm seeing more bernie signs in seattle than anyone else....
Posted by: nurse ratched
------

Can anyone explain this? I suppose it is the fruits of indoctrination.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:53 PM (CDGwz)

1100 I miss quality boxing. Friday Night Fights used to be a standard.

Posted by: Braenyard

------



Visit any bar in E. Tennessee on Friday night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:52 PM (CDGwz)

Amateurs.

Posted by: Jerry Springer at February 11, 2020 09:54 PM (q1Pj5)

1101 Don't bring a speech to a knife fight.

Posted by: klaftern at February 11, 2020 09:54 PM (RuIsu)

1102 The left is literally saying that this means the end of an "independent DOJ."

Dude. Not only was the DOJ Obama's bitch, but they're literally a part of the executive branch under the president's command

One guy I was reading was all tore up because this ends a check and balance on the president. Really? His own freaking branch is a check against him??

These people get their civics from a laffy taffy wrapper.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:52 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++
The DoJ is rightly and properly the president's bitch if the Deep State likes the president.

If they don't, it is the fourth branch of government and its independence is more important than ever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2020 09:54 PM (mGQEH)

1103 59 pct. reporting, CNN

26.7 Bernie
23.8 Petey
19.9 Amy
9.3 Lizzie
8.5 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
1.1 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett

170422 votes cast so far. Turnout might be less than 2016 depending on where the remaining votes are. Nashua still stuck on 67 percent.

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:55 PM (EUDB2)

1104 WH sources say Trump took a dump in the Oval Office shitter and didn't scrub out the skid marks. We need to investigate. Subpoena Bolton and mulvaney!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 09:55 PM (Xsl/w)

1105 Trump and Nunes are dropping bombs tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 09:55 PM (ZLI7S)

1106 1074 Oregon growers are still more illegal than legal, and selling their wares out of state to the midwest and east coast

They've been growing pot in the mountains here since 1969, I think its the state's biggest cash crop. There are places in the coastal mountains cops fear to tread.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:49 PM (KZzsI)


The hills above Medford are particularly interesting, and possibly sporty if you turn down the wrong gravel road by mistake.

Just ask me.

And that was in the '90's.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:55 PM (sy5kK)

1107 681 Chris
I think that's a good idea. Let's try it once. Better than the system we have. That's why they always appreciate your posts. CRT.

Posted by: Farmer at February 11, 2020 09:55 PM (9k40u)

1108 The left is literally saying that this means the end of an "independent DOJ."


Like Obama's Wing Man Holder, or Tarmac Lynch?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 09:55 PM (oVJmc)

1109

Democrats, trapped in refrigerator, eat own foot!

Posted by: This just In... at February 11, 2020 09:55 PM (vD+o9)

1110 The left is literally saying that this means the end of an "independent DOJ."
----
A fiction invented 2 years ago.

The AG was the President's personal lawyer, when the post was created.

The concept is every stupid and dangerous. We don't need all the police and prosecutorial powers vested in an entity more answerable to anyone.

It's a good path to an American police state.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 09:56 PM (Eicbe)

1111 If you hate Klobuchar's voice now, wait till you've had to hear it for 4 or 8 years. (I've had to hear it intermittently for the last 14. Aaaaargh.)

Posted by: ptschett at home at February 11, 2020 09:56 PM (zB+vL)

1112 Jerry Springer should play the role of Chief Justice Roberts in "Impeach Trump: 2!" , coming to theaters summer 2020.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:56 PM (XlbwU)

1113 1104
WH sources say Trump took a dump in the Oval Office shitter and didn't
scrub out the skid marks. We need to investigate. Subpoena Bolton and
mulvaney!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 09:55 PM (Xsl/w)

__________


It's even worse than that -- he was found to have used Two Flushes after taking Two Dumps! That's four counts of impeachment right there.

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 09:57 PM (WqPYg)

1114 Impeachment Charge #1: Making a Lt. Col. cry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

1115 Hogmartin, check the schedule. If you're lucky, maybe Thomas the Tank Engine is at Cuyahoga Valley Scenic Railway

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 11, 2020 09:57 PM (8AONa)

1116 Gas, Grass or Ass. Everyone pays to ride.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 11, 2020 09:58 PM (eYV9L)

1117 1089 The left is literally saying that this means the end of an "independent DOJ."

Dude. Not only was the DOJ Obama's bitch, but they're literally a part of the executive branch under the president's command

One guy I was reading was all tore up because this ends a check and balance on the president. Really? His own freaking branch is a check against him??

These people get their civics from a laffy taffy wrapper.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:52 PM (KZzsI)


Yeah, what's the use of winning any election, from city council to POTUS, if you can't help your friends and trouble your enemies? Hilarious how PDT has them all whining and making impotent threats to get him.

Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2020 09:58 PM (AMIL/)

1118 62 pct. reporting, CNN

26.5 Bernie
23.8 Petey
20.0 Amy
9.4 Lizzie
8.5 Joey
3.7 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
1.1 writeins
0.4 Patrick
0.3 Bennett

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:58 PM (EUDB2)

1119 Sarah Sanders! Calling Bernie "Crazy Bernie". Love, love, love her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:58 PM (XlbwU)

1120 Bill Sammon really doesn't want to call Bernie the winner until folks on the East Coast go nite-nite.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 09:58 PM (puu6v)

1121 27.6 Bernie
23.4 Petey
19.5 Amy
17.6 Explosive diarrhea
15.2 Genital herpes
13.6 IRS Audit
9.4 Lizzie
8.6 Joey
3.6 Styrofoam
3.3 Gabbie
2.8 Yang
0.8 writeins
0.3 Patrick
0.3 Bennett
Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:25 PM (EUDB2)


Explosive diarrhea has some good points. Not a solid candidate.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 09:58 PM (QLPEO)

1122 OOH Jen Rubin wants to impeach Barr now! LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:58 PM (KZzsI)

1123 1112
Jerry Springer should play the role of Chief Justice Roberts in "Impeach Trump: 2!" , coming to theaters summer 2020.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 09:56 PM (XlbwU)

_______


Bill Murray reprising his Hunter S. Thompson persona from "Where the Buffalo Roam."

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 09:58 PM (WqPYg)

1124 Bernie is leading Mayor Petey by 4900 votes and Angry Amy by 11908

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 09:59 PM (EUDB2)

1125 1099 I'm seeing more bernie signs in seattle than anyone else....
Posted by: nurse ratched
------

Can anyone explain this? I suppose it is the fruits of indoctrination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 09:53 PM (CDGwz)


correct.

They've dropped the facade a long time ago about supporting individual freedom and responsible government around here, particularly in the city limits.

Long ago.

For some, Bernie is conservative.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 09:59 PM (sy5kK)

1126 I think the fact that Tulsi never gained more traction is reason enough to be certain the Dems are determined to go over a cliff this year.

I'm not saying she should have won, but she should have been more popular that Kochblocker.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 11, 2020 09:59 PM (hku12)

1127 I think I'll drop my hairy-legged kids off at the pool.

Posted by: Joey Two Blasts at February 11, 2020 09:59 PM (Dv4wX)

1128 That's like announcing at the christening 'This kid is just gonna be dead in 80 years...'

People announcing the doom of the Democratic Party (or the Republican Party) have short memories and little political acumen. They wax and wane, but the American people are stupid and fickle. Its been almost always R/D/R/D president for almost 100 years now, with few exceptions.

You would think they would eventually learn but apparently not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)

This is because of the LACK of ideological purity in the current two parties. Pressure groups that seem to score get co-opted into one or the other.

Two uniparties are a danger since one might eat the other. Zealots are a danger since defectors get taken in by the other side.

The GOP found, with the Tea Party and Trump the way to reject the Uniparty. The war in the Democratic Party of two zealot wings is not easy to solve for them. The 1972 solution was coming apart by 1990 - the Clinton solution is dying now. The union of commies and crooks is breaking up.

I don't know what will happen, but none of the groups NeverTrump, Commies, or Crooks can win alone. The old liberals that like America but are lefty are very thin on the ground.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 11, 2020 09:59 PM (eoQWY)

1129 Gas, Grass or Ass. Everyone pays to ride.
Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at February 11, 2020 09:58 PM (eYV9L)
----
I don't give them a choice.

Posted by: Mr. Otter at February 11, 2020 09:59 PM (Eicbe)

1130 Hah! Matt Gaetz, who I usually think is an idiot, just popped a good one, saying Bernie represents the "Venezuela wing of the Democrat Party"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 10:00 PM (XlbwU)

1131 We've taken the Winter Palace, and will soon start with the mass executions!

Posted by: Bernie Supporters! at February 11, 2020 10:00 PM (I2/tG)

1132 Trump and Nunes are dropping bombs tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 09:55 PM (ZLI7S)
************
It's been interesting. I really hope sh*t hits the fan.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 10:00 PM (wiXsO)

1133 WH sources say Trump took a dump in the Oval Office shitter and didn't scrub out the skid marks. We need to investigate. Subpoena Bolton and mulvaney!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 09:55 PM (Xsl/w)

I used to work for a former Marine. This guy hated one of my female employees who we couldn't fire because reasons. So he would go out for his usual fifty-egg and side of bacon breakfast, clog the toilet, and make her unplug it. I laughed every time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 10:00 PM (uKj5K)

1134 1124 Bernie is leading Mayor Petey by 4900 votes


Bernie's running hard, but Mayor Pete is right on his ass.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 10:00 PM (sy5kK)

1135 Isn't the entire Democrat Party the Venezuela wing?

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2020 10:01 PM (QLPEO)

1136

Buttplug/Wang 2020!

Posted by: This just In... at February 11, 2020 10:01 PM (vD+o9)

1137 Amy's closing in on Petey.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 10:01 PM (/jZjK)

1138
Bernie's running hard, but Mayor Pete is right on his ass.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


that's GROSS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2020 10:01 PM (PkVlr)

1139 I promised them everything...for free! . What more could I do?

Posted by: Lizzie at February 11, 2020 10:01 PM (xSo9G)

1140

noood

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 10:01 PM (3sWbG)

1141 Can anyone explain this? I suppose it is the fruits of indoctrination.

As Ian Murray put it:

Labour today seemed to be mostly for students, the unemployed, and middle-class radicals.

Bernie supporters.

Posted by: Bernie Supporters! at February 11, 2020 10:02 PM (I2/tG)

1142 over nood thread

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 11, 2020 10:02 PM (XzVUd)

1143 1089 These people get their civics from a laffy taffy wrapper.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:52 PM (KZzsI)
------

The state of civics literacy in this country really is a national disgrace.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at February 11, 2020 10:03 PM (xmKbk)

1144 He's on a tear tonight!

@realDonaldTrump

Impeachment King Steyer (how did that work out?) spent 200 Million Dollars and got less than 1% of the vote in Iowa, and only 3% of the Vote in New Hampshire. Could it be that something is just plain missing? Not easy to do what I did, is it?

Who are the four prosecutors (Mueller people?) who cut and ran after being exposed for recommending a ridiculous 9 year prison sentence to a man that got caught up in an investigation that was illegal, the Mueller Scam, and shouldn't ever even have started? 13 Angry Democrats?

A lot of Democrat dropouts tonight, very low political I.Q.

A very bad night for Mini Mike!

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 10:03 PM (cF8AT)

1145 Considering Crazy Bernie was a runaway winner in New Hampshire last time around, I'd say he is the big loser (along with Warren and Biden) in this primary. If he wins, it'll be a thin margin and low enthusiasm.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 10:03 PM (XlbwU)

1146 Klobuchar/Booker ????

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 10:03 PM (wiXsO)

1147 Impeachment Charge #1: Making a Lt. Col. cry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

---
Impeachment Charge #1: Making a Candy Ass Chow Stealing Blue Falcon REMF Lt. Col. cry.


in a previous war, he would have been fraged.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 11, 2020 10:03 PM (BOpNY)

1148 Remember grifter hellary rigged the game in 2016 to keep commie bernie off the dem ticket, and she strove mightily to rig the national election Which Thank GOD she failed. I pray that commie bernie loses on his own merit instead of getting rigged out of the game.

Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2020 10:03 PM (UUkQp)

1149 Turn out the lights, the party's over!

Posted by: Zombie Don Meredith at February 11, 2020 10:04 PM (q1Pj5)

1150 185008 votes cast.

64 pct. reporting, CNN

26.4 Bernie 49077
23.9 Petey 44326
20.0 Amy 37219

rest are about the same give or take .1

Posted by: whig at February 11, 2020 10:05 PM (EUDB2)

1151 Impeachment charge #2: taking the candy machine away from the White House mess

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 10:05 PM (XlbwU)

1152 Considering Crazy Bernie was a runaway winner in New Hampshire last time around, I'd say he is the big loser (along with Warren and Biden) in this primary.

Almost every candidate running is doing his playbook of crazy far-left radicalism. He stood out last time by being the communist crank; his message has been diluted this time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 10:05 PM (KZzsI)

1153 "1145 Considering Crazy Bernie was a runaway winner in New Hampshire last time around, I'd say he is the big loser (along with Warren and Biden) in this primary. If he wins, it'll be a thin margin and low enthusiasm."


Booty benefitted from the Biden implosion. He'll be a footnote after South Carolina. Sanders likely will be the frontrunner then, perhaps by a lot.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 10:06 PM (puu6v)

1154 I should just avoid any discussion of VP choices, the last two Dem picks have made no sense and were some of the worst possible options on the table. Biden and Kaine?? Really??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

Biden made sense in retrospect. There was no way he would outshine Obama. That was yet another clue how weak BarryO was, strong guys don't mind another strong guy for help.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 11, 2020 10:06 PM (eoQWY)

1155 What I find surprising is not the leaders, but the clear fact that Warren and Biden are finished.

And Klobuchar? I think that a bunch of Biden's support must have switched over to her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2020 10:07 PM (V2Yro)

1156 "1155 What I find surprising is not the leaders, but the clear fact that Warren and Biden are finished.

And Klobuchar? I think that a bunch of Biden's support must have switched over to her."

Same with Buttigieg. He also benefitted from the Biden implosion.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 10:10 PM (puu6v)

1157 He has ordered, and iirc received, a sh*t load of small atomic weapons. As I interpreted the article - something that would cruise in and take out a military base but spread no further.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 09:36 PM (/jZjK)

Second look at Davy Crockett?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 10:12 PM (LxWV7)

1158 Who was the guy that posted election results here in the past?

Is he still doing it?

Posted by: Goatweed at February 11, 2020 10:13 PM (iR3Gu)

1159 Democrats open newspaper.

"There's a sale at Penneys!

Posted by: klaftern at February 11, 2020 10:13 PM (RuIsu)

1160
I pray that commie bernie loses on his own merit instead of getting rigged out of the game.
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2020 10:03 PM (UUkQp)

---


If Bernie gets chiseled again, it turns Democrat against Democrat.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 11, 2020 10:19 PM (t5m5e)

1161
I miss quality boxing. Friday Night Fights used to be a standard.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 09:50 PM (/jZjK)

Dutch Masters! A dime good cigar! sung by Edie Adams

Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2020 10:20 PM (x/2Z8)

1162 Guys! Guys!

Joe Walsh is on track to get 500 votes!

This is huge!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 11, 2020 10:20 PM (wLOvC)

1163 Shit. 1160 comments?

Guess I'll move on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 11, 2020 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)

1164 Impeachment Charge #1: Making a Candy Ass Chow Stealing Blue Falcon REMF Lt. Col. cry.



in a previous war, he would have been fraged.


Posted by: redc1c4


That made me lol.

I would add..."and pass a PT test."

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at February 11, 2020 10:21 PM (N4r5a)

1165 Who was the guy that posted election results here in the past?



Is he still doing it?

Posted by: Goatweed


Eh, that was the meatball...Brandon something?

Anyway, he thinks we're all racists and left us or something.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at February 11, 2020 10:23 PM (N4r5a)

1166 1164 Impeachment Charge #1: Making a Candy Ass Chow Stealing Blue Falcon REMF Lt. Col. cry.

in a previous war, he would have been fraged.

Posted by: redc1c4


Spotlighter too

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 10:25 PM (/jZjK)

1167 Thanks!

Posted by: Goatweed at February 11, 2020 10:32 PM (iR3Gu)

1168 last

Posted by: x at February 11, 2020 10:44 PM (nFwvY)

1169 The Fox cucks and CNN/MSNBC chi-chi leftists are going to cry like little bitches.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 11:55 PM (puu6v)

1170 So is electable Biden now going 0-3 or 0-4 in the Dims primaries? He lost at least twice before but is it more then that?

Posted by: Big V at February 12, 2020 12:15 AM (y/fJ4)

1171 That nevertrump psuedocon magic strikes again. Do they only support losers or does their support make one a loser?

Looking for the "conservative case for socialism." any day now.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 12:17 AM (qu1px)

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