British Pollster's Post-Mortem for Labour Party's Absolute Drubbing in Elections Has Obvious Parallels to America's Spiraling Left Wing

From Iain Murray at Instapundit, Corbynization didn't work for Labour.

We'll have to see if it will work in America.

Spoiler Alert: It will not.

[T]he feeling that the Labour Party was no longer for [former Labour voters] went beyond Brexit and the Corbyn leadership. While it had once been true that "they knew us, because they were part of us," Labour today seemed to be mostly for students, the unemployed, and middle-class radicals. It seemed not to understand ordinary working people, to disdain what they considered mainstream views and to disapprove of success. The "pie in the sky" manifesto of 2019 completed the picture of a party that had separated itself from the reality of their lives.

As far as many of these former supporters were concerned, then, the Labour Party they rejected could not be trusted with the public finances, looked down on people who disagreed with it, was too left-wing, failed to understand or even listen to the people it was supposed to represent, was incompetent, appallingly divided, had no coherent priorities, did not understand aspiration or where prosperity comes from, disapproved of their values and treated them like fools.

Steven Greene at Instapundit has this related story, about a Monmouth University Poll showing Republican (and Independent) enthusiasm running higher than Democrat enthusiasm.

All partisan groups feel more enthusiastic than they did four years ago, including Republicans (47% more enthusiastic now versus 32% in 2016), Democrats (36% now versus 20% in 2016), and independents (34% now versus 15% in 2016).

Guys, I don't want to start counting chickens before they're hatched, but I just checked: There are literally tons of chickens. There are so many beautiful chickens you'll get tired of all the chickens.

It's like we just had cold chicken Arctic front smash into a warm chicken front from the Caribbean and it produced a circular chicken storm which drowned the east coast and upper midwest under 14 - 20 inches of chickens.

Also, the chickens are all wearing MAGA hats and clucking "BUILD THE WALL."

Bank on it. 342 "electoral chickens," if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

I think New Hampshire "chickens" can be counted on to "flip" their feathers, as well as Colorado and Virginia "chickens" too.

ICYMI: I added an update to the last post. In case people missed it, I'm posting it again, below.

Update to Last Story: The fourth Rogue Angry Democrat Prosecutor has resigned and joined in the next politico-media operation to get yet another investigation going. This is Marando, the one involved in the fake prosecution of Democrat IT staffer/Pakistani criminal Imran Awan.

Charles Schumer immediately demanded a Special Counsel to investigate this noncrime.

Prosecutors have wide discretion in charging people and making sentencing recommendations -- it was this wide discretion that permitted IG Horowitz to not charge Mueller and the "Midyear Review" gang for doing everything possible to avoid charging Hillary Clinton or any of her cronies.

But now Schumer wants to claim there's an objective standard that must be adhered to, and it's a crime to charge anyone less than the maximum possible that a vindictive political-operative-masqerrading-as-a-prosecutor can invent.

If that's the case: McCabe, Brennan, Comey, and Clapper, as well as Hillary Clinton and her cronies, all need to be prosecuted immediately, and, furthermore, the people who refused to prosecute them must themselves be prosecuted.

Oh wait -- the "wide discretion" standard still covers those cases, right?

Does everyone realize that Trump has had a Special Counsel investigation on him for two and a half years, then just a month of relative peace before Schiff and Nadler started the Fake Impeachment investigation?

And now they're trying to get another Special Counsel investigation. If/when that is refused, they'll use that as a pretext to open another Fake Impeachment Inquiry.

They are literally attempting to make it so that Trump spends virtually every month of his first four year term -- and then every month of his second four year term -- under vaguely-defined free-ranging criminal investigation.

They are rewriting the Constitution so that President Trump -- and I guess any other future president who upsets the Deep State -- will have a Permanent Court of Inquisition on eternal fishing expeditions open at all times.

I hope Bill Barr reviews Janet Reno's explanation as to why she needed no Special Counsel to investigate allegations involving she herself.

She decided that she was impartial enough to decide that no further investigation into her decisions was warranted.


The mere assertions Clinton or Vice President Gore were "involved" in soliciting or receiving possibly improper donations, or contributors met with the president and benefited from government decisions, "fall far short of the sort of specific facts" necessary to trigger appointment of an independent counsel, Richard wrote.

"To the extent that there are allegations that may warrant criminal investigation at this time, they relate only to lower-ranking public officials, DNC employees and contributors," the letter said.

"Mere assertions." Remember those words.

Posted by: Ace at 06:10 PM




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1 Wait, independents are a PARTISAN Group?

/shakes head

Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2020 06:11 PM (NgKpN)

2 First?

Posted by: skywch at February 11, 2020 06:11 PM (IWvy/)

3 Tell the left to go piss the secondlves?

Posted by: henry at February 11, 2020 06:12 PM (J3Rfi)

4 Wow. Themselves. I need more beer.

Posted by: henry at February 11, 2020 06:12 PM (J3Rfi)

5 Ahhh You got to love those Indians in the 7-11.
Man they are great people. Talk funny but really good people.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 11, 2020 06:12 PM (pw+jk)

6 Schummer is going to regret this.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 06:14 PM (pw+jk)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 06:14 PM (arJlL)

8 Chickens?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 11, 2020 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

9 But now Schumer wants to claim there's an objective standard that must be adhered to, and it's a crime to charge anyone less than the maximum possible that a vindictive political-operative-masqerrading-as-a-prosecutor can invent.

If that's the case: McCabe, Brennan, Comey, and Clapper, as well as Hillary Clinton and her cronies, all need to be prosecuted immediately, and, furthermore, the people who refused to prosecute them must themselves be prosecuted.



OMG. I think I pulled something laughing.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 06:14 PM (O7kBk)

10 Minnesota goes Trump unless Amy Klobuchar is on the ticket.

We even have a Republican representing the freaking Iron Range!

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:15 PM (+0uDE)

11 Eat mor chikken.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 11, 2020 06:15 PM (s3ilA)

12

The Left never learns. They re-brand, re-package, re-litigate, and double down.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 06:15 PM (3sWbG)

13 Let's not start applying the Glitter to our Ball Sacks just yet, gentlemen...

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 06:16 PM (zJnH3)

14 It's a chickenado!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 06:16 PM (q1Pj5)

15 It's like we just had cold chicken front smash into a warm chicken front from the Caribbean and it produced a circular chicken storm which buried the east coast and upper midwest under 14 - 20 inches of chickens.


*******

Beautiful, Ace. Pure poultry!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:16 PM (m45I2)

16 Schummer is going to regret this.
Posted by: Jukin


Why? It's not like anyone is going to hold it against him.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 06:16 PM (O7kBk)

17 There are literally tons of chickens. There are so many beautiful chickens you'll get tired of all the chickens.

It's like we just had cold chicken Arctic front smash into a warm chicken front from the Caribbean and it produced a circular chicken storm which drowned the east coast and upper midwest under 14 - 20 inches of chickens.


I am so turned on right now. Keep that dirty talk going ace.

Posted by: Chicken Fucker at February 11, 2020 06:16 PM (Z7lwY)

18
Looks like an early night for Trump.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:16 PM (7rVsF)

19 A second impeachment would let everyone know that there is nothing there, but the demonrats are doing everything possible to nullify the last election. If they think the base is energized now, just try it again.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 06:16 PM (VNmG1)

20 Cry fowl and let loose the hens of war!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:17 PM (m45I2)

21 You are a bit more optimistic about EV's than I. I see Trump winning, but with maybe 320. Around 35 or 36 states.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 06:17 PM (90T4r)

22 I suspect there are a few parallels

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 06:17 PM (ZCEU2)

23 Who knew we really elected Colonel Fucking Sanders?
Oh, and does the "one in the hand, 2 in the bush thing apply here"?

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 11, 2020 06:17 PM (R2gO3)

24 >>>Beautiful, Ace. Pure poultry!


thank you. i wondered wattle type of reaction it would get.

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 06:17 PM (PbpT7)

25 Muldoon FTW

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 11, 2020 06:17 PM (CLteG)

26
Why would the Democrats stop?

Serious question. Tell me why the Democrats would stop.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 06:17 PM (3sWbG)

27 Come on, let me see that War Chicken Face!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 11, 2020 06:17 PM (QyoQ9)

28 Is it too much to ask that Inauguration Day 2021 features Trump the Destroyer, on a throne made of skulls, with Melania in a chainmail bikini?

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (s3ilA)

29 Niiiiice

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (sPJ+i)

30 Keep thinking there must be a tipping point to this stuff they are pulling...but they can get away with it because not enough people pay attention any more. That's the bottom line.

Posted by: skywch at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (IWvy/)

31 Fucking Clintons sold all that tech to the Celestials.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (GxKx3)

32 Sounds like someone is going to have a plucking good time!!!

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (eb8JV)

33 What we need is clean transparent white man to run for president.. Oh and he should like paste and sniffing little girl's hair. Yeah that is what we need. Oh also he is a family man.

And been in WDC for forty years and .... what the hell was I talking about FAT?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (pw+jk)

34 Maybe we could get the chickens to go to Chicago and put the hens in charge of the Foxx coup.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (m45I2)

35 What am I making for dinner? Chicken.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

36 bawk bawk BAWK

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (CLteG)

37 Verdict first, then sentencing, with a trial to follow when convenient for the prosecution!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (BiNEL)

38 Muldoon for the win!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (XnZtp)

39 thank you. i wondered wattle type of reaction it would get.
Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 06:17 PM (PbpT7)
-----------------

Thanks for keeping us abreast of these developments.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (QyoQ9)

40 There he goes again, trying to feather his nest.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (NWiLs)

41 9 But now Schumer wants to claim there's an objective standard that must be adhered to, and it's a crime to charge anyone less than the maximum possible that a vindictive political-operative-masqerrading-as-a-prosecutor can invent.

If that's the case: McCabe, Brennan, Comey, and Clapper, as well as Hillary Clinton and her cronies, all need to be prosecuted immediately, and, furthermore, the people who refused to prosecute them must themselves be prosecuted.



OMG. I think I pulled something laughing.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 06:14 PM (O7kBk)

clearly this is Obstruction of, uh, Prosecution!

Yeah, that's it, that's the ticket!

Its Obstruction of the Department of Justice for the Attorney General to overrule someone who works for him!

And Farrah Fawcett, whom I've impeached.

Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (NgKpN)

42 A Special Counsel?

What say you, AG Barr?

Nope.

Well that's that. And oh lolgf Chuckie.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (j3npP)

43 Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:15 PM (+0uDE)

We do? I gotta start paying attention to local politics

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 11, 2020 06:19 PM (sPJ+i)

44 It's no wonder they want to disarm the populace. Sooner or later they know that they are going to go to far, and then it's Katy bar the door

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 06:19 PM (VNmG1)

45 "Guys, I don't want to start counting chickens before they're hatched, but I just checked: There are literally tons of chickens. There are so many beautiful chickens you'll get tired of all the chickens."

I know Angry Ace is best Ace....but this made me happy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 11, 2020 06:19 PM (l4C/z)

46 26
Why would the Democrats stop?

Serious question. Tell me why the Democrats would stop.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 06:17 PM (3sWbG)

I would say they CAN'T stop now. It would destroy their party. Nope, it's careening into the NEW Democrat Party. Just OUT Communism, because of their demographics.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 06:19 PM (90T4r)

47 I hesitate to get cocky this far out from the election.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 06:19 PM (zJnH3)

48 thank you. i wondered wattle type of reaction it would get.
Posted by: ace
--------

Chancey. It might have laid an egg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 06:19 PM (xSo9G)

49 Gotta sell them chickens before they die and the eggs before they hatch.
Wisdom from Junior Brown and Hank Thompson.
https://youtu.be/UbDy1IhZXJw

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 06:19 PM (q1Pj5)

50 Chicken jokes? Eggcellent!

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2020 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

51 Schumer never heard the Story of the Minority Leader Who Cried Obstruction?

Posted by: Minuteman at February 11, 2020 06:20 PM (xnDVJ)

52 Instead of Angry Birds we get Angry Chicken?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 11, 2020 06:20 PM (QyoQ9)

53
Fried chicken
Baked chicken
Chicken sandwiches
Chicken pot pie
Chicken soup
Chicken and dumplings

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:20 PM (7rVsF)

54 Are they really this fucking stupid?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 11, 2020 06:20 PM (4vNgL)

55 They are rewriting the Constitution so that President Trump -- and I
guess any other future president who upsets the Deep State -- will have a
Permanent Court of Inquisition on eternal fishing expeditions open at
all times.


i think the special prosecutor should be on the ballot along with the presidential and vice presidential candidates. a bona fide part of the ticket.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 11, 2020 06:20 PM (sGtp+)

56 Schummer is going to regret this.

Posted by: Jukin





Why? It's not like anyone is going to hold it against him.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 06:16 PM (O7kBk)

===
Might get Trump approval up to 57%. And yes there are lots of independents and even donkeys that are holding this against the donkey criminal organisati..I mean party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 06:20 PM (pw+jk)

57 New Hampshire is a lost cause. Mass. buses up voters who register the day of the election....We're talking a lot of buses.

In 2016... 6,540 people registered to vote on the same day as the general election using out of state licenses as their proof of identification. As of today, only 240 of them have secured New Hampshire licenses. It happens every election...every single one.

Oh, and Hillary Clinton won the state in 2016 by 2,736 votes.

Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2020 06:20 PM (niBRb)

58 50 Chicken jokes? Eggcellent!
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2020 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

eggzactly!

Posted by: EggHead at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (NgKpN)

59 He didn't really plan the chicken puns. He's just winging it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

60 I bet the Dems are plotting another coop!

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (eb8JV)

61 Ace is the cock of the walk.

Posted by: buzzion at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (Z7lwY)

62 A veritable F5 tornado of chickens.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (0OmEj)

63 She decided that she was impartial enough to decide that no further investigation into her decisions impartiality was warranted.
Fixed it for you.

Posted by: BLBeamer at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (jJbWk)

64 No way Colorado flips. Solid blue now.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)

65 It's chickens all the way down.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (SRRAx)

66
*baak* *baak* *baak*

Posted by: Chuck "Amy" Schumer at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (sy5kK)

67

Delusions- a limerick

The claims of the chicken-man, Brewster
Just troubled his wife, it confused her
She pleaded, she begged
"If you're fowl, lay an egg!"
He said, "Don't be daft, I'm a rooster!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (m45I2)

68
Who speaks for the Eggs of Color?!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (7rVsF)

69 From Iain Murray at Instapundit, Corbynization didn't work for Labour.
---
They should have tried to Simonize.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (DuZls)

70 ThiS chIcken taLk doEs NOT makE me HORNY.

Posted by: SPuRwinG plOVer at February 11, 2020 06:22 PM (sWM8x)

71 53
Fried chicken
Baked chicken
Chicken sandwiches
Chicken pot pie
Chicken soup
Chicken and dumplings
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:20 PM (7rVsF)

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 11, 2020 06:22 PM (l4C/z)

72 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:20 PM (7rVsF)

Chicken salad

Buffalo chicken wings

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 06:22 PM (BiNEL)

73 Good job ace, always spurring us on.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:22 PM (K4NAq)

74 36
bawk bawk BAWK

Posted by: Balrog of Morgot


bawk BAWK bawk bawk!

Posted by: Chickenman! at February 11, 2020 06:22 PM (sGtp+)

75 Ace is feeling pretty cocky, looks like.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 06:22 PM (90T4r)

76 i think the special prosecutor should be on the ballot along with the presidential and vice presidential candidates. a bona fide part of the ticket.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 11, 2020 06:20 PM (sGtp+)

Uh, no. We'd still be stuck with Sessions.

Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2020 06:22 PM (NgKpN)

77 The lesson for the Dems is to conceal their leftist tendencies better.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (Xsl/w)

78 As with the Labour party our friendly Democrats care more about illegals getting in olly olly oxen free with free stuff they can give them.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (ZCEU2)

79

What's supposed to happen, I guess, is for someone on the inside of the DOJ to respond and indulge. I suspect it will be the "rogue" SDNY.

I can't imagine Horowitz will overtly take marching orders from Cuck Schemer. Horowitz is a Deep State scumbag, don't get me wrong. But Horowitz is not really an activist scum bag, more of a passive scum bag.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (3sWbG)

80 The biggest danger to the continued Trump Presidency I can see is the Economic Disaster of the Wuhan Pneumonia/ 2019-ncov in China. What does our economy do when suddenly thousands of components are not available to build a car, truck, washer, refrigerator, etc.? All it takes is one missing component.

POTENTIALLY Lots of layoffs.

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (+0uDE)

81
And Farrah Fawcett, whom I've impeached.
Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (NgKpN)

Lucky bastard, hell of a peach on her

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (l4C/z)

82 brown stew chicken

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (4vNgL)

83 Knock knock.

Who's there?

Nobody here but us cheeeekens!!

Posted by: Chickens at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (Vy7tf)

84

Don't cook tonight!

Call Chicken De-Lite!

Posted by: Chuck "Amy" Schumer, reliving my childhood at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (sy5kK)

85 chicken marsala
chicken parmesean
chicken and broccoli
coconut chicken
chicken gumbo
chicken cordon bleu

Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (UUBmN)

86 Chicken fricasee

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (CDGwz)

87 As to the Democrats making hell for Trump, remember, Trump said, this should never happen to another president. Trump has committed himself to making that so and I believe AG Barr and even Mitch McConnell are in concert with him.

The the Dems are outweighed and definitely do not punch above their weight.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 06:24 PM (/jZjK)

88 Campaign as a moderate, as long as your big donors understand what you really are. Obama was great at the secret "no recording, no press" fundraisers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 06:24 PM (Xsl/w)

89 Well, knock me over with a feather.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 11, 2020 06:24 PM (Vy7tf)

90 She decided that she was impartial enough to decide that no further investigation into her decisions impartiality was warranted.
Fixed it for you.

Posted by: BLBeamer at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (jJbWk)


To be fair, they didn't waste $30 mil on a special prosecutor to determine she was totes impartial!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 06:24 PM (BiNEL)

91
Whoa! Forgot:

Chicken and waffles

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:24 PM (7rVsF)

92 Chicken feet

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2020 06:24 PM (Tnijr)

93 Even if ace is wrong regarding electoral votes, he's right that they will have to spend and defend in nh, co, mn. Whereas they've already written off Iowa. Other battlegrounds won't, like Ohio, maybe even Florida.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 06:24 PM (XnZtp)

94 74 36
bawk bawk BAWK

Posted by: Balrog of Morgot

bawk BAWK bawk bawk!
Posted by: Chickenman! at February 11, 2020 06:22 PM (sGtp+)

When you find yourself in danger
When your threatened by a stranger
When you think yer gonna take a licken

There is one thing you can do
To get some help for you
Just call out, to Super Chicken!

He will drink his super sauce
and throw the badguys for a loss
and bring em in alive and kicken


but that's all I can remember without looking it up.

Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2020 06:24 PM (NgKpN)

95 Let's not start clucking each others' chickens just yet, kids.

Posted by: Winston Cluckin' Wolf at February 11, 2020 06:24 PM (rBtIz)

96 And Farrah Fawcett, whom I've impeached.
Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (NgKpN)

Lucky bastard, hell of a peach on her
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM


***
Looks at pipe wrench.

I'd sure woulda liked to have fixed Farrah's faucet.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 06:24 PM (eb8JV)

97 chickens smoking pot.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (K4NAq)

98 It's like we just had cold chicken Arctic front smash into a warm chicken front from the Caribbean and it produced a circular chicken storm which drowned the east coast and upper midwest under 14 - 20 inches of chickens.


Sorta like God and the doves.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (/jZjK)

99 Jerk chicken
kung pao chicken
orange chicken
roasted chicken

Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (UUBmN)

100 Chickens everywhere the eye can see? It is a good day to be alive!

Posted by: Rooster Cogburn at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (Vy7tf)

101 I need some help with my concession speech, this is what I have so far:

Friends, Vermonters, countrymen, I come not to praise Obama, but to bury him. Four score and seven years ago I first ran for President. In conclusion, Old dog faced Pony Soldiers don't die, they just fade away clipping coupons...

Posted by: Joe Kinnock at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (0x00j)

102 Incidentally, sexing chickens is not as much fun as bird-fetish sites would suggest.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (l4C/z)

103 If I gather right from catching up on previous threads, these govt attorneys resigned because they got told not to be partisan bastards in the Stone case.

Sad!

And of course their hissy fit means impeachment!

Is that the gist?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (r+sAi)

104 I don't have it anymore, but last night I found a report on the people who attended Trump's rally in New Hampshire. IIRC, of the thousands of people that they could identify, 25 % were democrats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (+lVUW)

105 Everyone feel the feeling ?
That feeling I feel is PDT and his boys and girls going on the offensive.

Ah I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (85Gof)

106 80 The biggest danger to the continued Trump Presidency I can see is the Economic Disaster of the Wuhan Pneumonia/ 2019-ncov in China. What does our economy do when suddenly thousands of components are not available to build a car, truck, washer, refrigerator, etc.? All it takes is one missing component.

POTENTIALLY Lots of layoffs.

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (+0uDE)

Well there's a way around that and fortunately we've got a guy who knows the answer.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2020 06:26 PM (j3npP)

107 Chicken tenders
chicken nuggets

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 11, 2020 06:26 PM (0OmEj)

108 Ha 101, nailed it!

Posted by: Kazi at February 11, 2020 06:26 PM (0x00j)

109

More Delusions - another limerick

A poor country bumpkin named Meggs
He thought he had real chicken legs
His family neglected
To have this corrected
It turns out they needed the eggs.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:26 PM (m45I2)

110 Call Super Chicken!

https://youtu.be/FKss2pBYQ6Y

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 06:26 PM (q1Pj5)

111 pearl clutching
plot hatching
unsuccessful coops
Dem hens are craaaaazy

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 11, 2020 06:26 PM (CLteG)

112 103 If I gather right from catching up on previous threads, these govt attorneys resigned because they got told not to be partisan bastards in the Stone case.

Sad!

And of course their hissy fit means impeachment!

Is that the gist?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (r+sAi)

Yup. Spot on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 06:26 PM (85Gof)

113 It's kinky with a feather.

It's perverse with the whole chicken.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 06:26 PM (eb8JV)

114 68
Who speaks for the Eggs of Color?!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (7rVsF)

Ahem

Posted by: The Easter Bunny at February 11, 2020 06:26 PM (NgKpN)

115 IIRC, several Democrat operatives - maybe Carville and Axelrod - have mentioned Corbyn's loss while cautioning against the Bernie-AOC-Socialist crazy talk by the current group of presidential candidates.

They are powerless to stop this, though, as Bernie's minions in Congress, on tv, and on social media are already attacking anyone who dares to return to the relative sanity (I know) of what the Dems were saying even 10 years ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2020 06:26 PM (bDqIh)

116 77- notice that was exactly Carville's point the other day. It wasn't "don't be crazy" it was "lie" (he really takes after his daddy in more than just looks)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 06:27 PM (XnZtp)

117 "Events, dear boy, events."

Posted by: Harold Macmillan at February 11, 2020 06:27 PM (BiNEL)

118 "It's a crime not to charge" - well, then we should have a great time in sanctuary cities, California, and the 2DNY charging various law enforcement officials, mayors, governors and possibly Senators like Chucky Shitshow for failure to charge and prosecute.

Hot

Damn

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:27 PM (e284m)

119 POTENTIALLY Lots of layoffs.

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (+0uDE)

I would hope some very smart guys in various offices are, right now, tracing everything that comes from China and sourcing replacement supply or production.

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 06:27 PM (U7voe)

120 Boy! I say, Boy! Stop fucking that chicken!

Posted by: Longhorn Leghorn at February 11, 2020 06:27 PM (l3+k2)

121 Chicken Train.
Runnin' all day.
Chicken Train.
Runnin' all day.
Chicken Train.
Runnin' all day.
I can't get on. I can't get off.
Chicken train take your chickens away!

Posted by: Ozark Martain Darediablos at February 11, 2020 06:27 PM (Vy7tf)

122 chicken fricassee

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 11, 2020 06:28 PM (CLteG)

123 "Steven Greene at Instapundit has this related story, about a Monmouth University Poll showing Republican (and Independent) enthusiasm running higher than Democrat enthusiasm."

Apparently the propaganda outlets believe it. All day, there have been clickbait headlines about Democratic enthusiasm in New Hampshire. About four grafs into the story, you find out that's about Graniteville, N.H., population 300, and some people have to stand in line.

I don't know what the Inner Party plans to do once Trump is re-elected, but it probably involves violence and weak propaganda.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 06:28 PM (puu6v)

124 I would hope some very smart guys in various offices are, right now, tracing everything that comes from China and sourcing replacement supply or production.
Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 06:27 PM (U7voe)


They should have been doing that with the tariffs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 06:28 PM (Xsl/w)

125 I find it hard to believe that this country couldn't ramp up to build any damn thing we wanted in no time given a free rein.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2020 06:29 PM (Tnijr)

126 Chicken shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:29 PM (K4NAq)

127 Why did Mozart sell his chickens?


Because they kept going Bach, Bach, Back.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:29 PM (u82oZ)

128 i]You knew what the job was like when you took it Don Q.

Posted by: Kazi Chicken at February 11, 2020 06:29 PM (0x00j)

129 From Iain Murray at Instapundit, Corbynization didn't work for Labour.

---

They should have tried to Simonize.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (DuZls)

One-Hour Martinizing is the shi-nizzle

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 06:29 PM (q1Pj5)

130

Steven Greene at Instapundit has this related story, about a Monmouth University Poll showing Republican (and Independent) enthusiasm running higher than Democrat enthusiasm.



But ggergie told me that Drumpfff loses to everyone in the Universe by eleventy-million percent!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 06:29 PM (oVJmc)

131 If the Fed tries to mess with this election Trump will take it's nose between his thumb and forefinger.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 06:29 PM (/jZjK)

132 You know what that white stuff is in chicken shit?

Moer chicken shit!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 11, 2020 06:29 PM (Vy7tf)

133 I am In The Mood.

https://youtu.be/9sSeic3or-Y

Posted by: One-eyed hangman at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (We5+z)

134 Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the 'possum that it COULD BE DONE!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (Vy7tf)

135 The important question: does chicken go with pudding cups?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (bDqIh)

136 Do chickens have lips?

Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (l3+k2)

137 From Iain Murray at Instapundit, Corbynization didn't work for Labour.


Would you like to corbynize that Happy Meal?

Posted by: The Condescending Voice from the Drive-Thru Speaker at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

138 White chicken chili

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (CAJL/)

139 They should have tried to Simonize.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 06:21 PM (DuZls)

Ooh, I like that!

...Oh, you said SIMONize.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (U7voe)

140 These boys are more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (e284m)

141 How fo you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a chicken.






Wait...that's not right.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (m45I2)

142 104 I don't have it anymore, but last night I found a report on the people who attended Trump's rally in New Hampshire. IIRC, of the thousands of people that they could identify, 25 % were democrats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (+lVUW)

------

25% Democrat attendance at a Trump Rally has been fairly consistent.

I hope he goes to California, New York, Washington and Oregon too.

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (+0uDE)

143 Off Mel Brooks Sock

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (We5+z)

144
Choke me.

Posted by: Chuck "chicken" Schumer at February 11, 2020 06:31 PM (sy5kK)

145 I suspect there will be many "departures" from the Trump administration between now and November. Not all will end up in prosecutions, but at some point you have to admit the media will reach peak "former Trump administration official" to sit on a MSNBCNN panel.

I also see a couple of "Live From GITMO" prison interviews in the future.

Trump's pissed, bigly. Should be entertaining.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 11, 2020 06:31 PM (3H9h1)

146 Incidentally, sexing chickens is not as much fun as bird-fetish sites would suggest.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (l4C/z)


Sexting chicks is much more fun, until one of them squawks!

Posted by: A Weiner at February 11, 2020 06:31 PM (BiNEL)

147 15


*******



Beautiful, Ace. Pure poultry!

Posted by: Muldoon
***
Indeed, worthy of a Pulletzer Prize

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 11, 2020 06:31 PM (BSp2h)

148 Would you like to corbynize that Happy Meal?
Posted by: The Condescending Voice from the Drive-Thru Speaker at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

"What's that?"

"We take old, freezer burned halal chicken, cook it in recycled fry oil and serve it on a gluten free, vegan bun. And charge you quadruple."

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 06:31 PM (U7voe)

149 In the Philippines you can get 5 grilled chicken ass on a bamboo skewer and a cold beer for 80 Pesos.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 11, 2020 06:32 PM (Vy7tf)

150 146 Incidentally, sexing chickens is not as much fun as bird-fetish sites would suggest.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (l4C/z)

Sexting chicks is much more fun, until one of them squawks!
Posted by: A Weiner at February 11, 2020 06:31 PM (BiNEL)

Pecker head!

Posted by: The Easter Bunny at February 11, 2020 06:32 PM (NgKpN)

151 How do you know if your chicken loves you?

They'll give you a little peck.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:32 PM (K4NAq)

152 Those boys are like a tattoo, they really get under your skin.

Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2020 06:32 PM (l3+k2)

153 I heard it was a Pullet surprise.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 06:32 PM (XnZtp)

154 How fo you get down off an elephant?



You don't. You get down off a chicken.













Wait...that's not right.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (m45I2)

It's: Do a little dance, make a little love
Get Down Tonight! Get Down Tonight!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 06:32 PM (q1Pj5)

155 Would you like to corbynize that Happy Meal?

That's the choice where they come out to your house and steal everything you have, and leave you with six Chicken McNuggets.

Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2020 06:32 PM (8erNz)

156 These claims from Schummer don't even rise to the level of "Mere assertions". They are down somewhere lower, like in the area of "scurrilous rhetoric" or "horseshit". If a prosecutor is appointed it ought to be Michael Mukasey and he should be appointed to investigate the collusion of the Democrats, Ukraine and Russian intelligence. Throw in Feinstein and China and Debbie Downer and the ISI. Maybe, while we are at it, he could explain Ilhan Omar's immigration status and past tax filings.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 06:32 PM (LISuA)

157 Those aren't chickens....

Posted by: Kazi at February 11, 2020 06:32 PM (0x00j)

158 Closing up the hen house. BRB

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 11, 2020 06:33 PM (Vy7tf)

159 Senior DOJ official testifying at future house hearing:
When that sentencing recommendation was handed down, we all knew trump wanted those prosecutors fired.
Schiff: So trump said "Lower the sentence or you are fired"?
DOJ: That is what we felt he intended
Schiff: I have heard enough, impeach!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 06:33 PM (Xsl/w)

160 It's: Do a little dance, make a little love
Get Down Tonight! Get Down Tonight!


Oh leave us the fuck alone. Go back to plucking the chicken.

Posted by: The Goose at February 11, 2020 06:33 PM (8erNz)

161 Chicken is shrimp of the land.

Posted by: Backwards Gump at February 11, 2020 06:33 PM (aKsyK)

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:34 PM (e284m)

163 If the US had the same demographics as the UK, there wouldn't even be a Democrat Party. It's close to 90% white.

If we had the same demographics we had just in the in 1980s, Trump would have won like 45 states.

There's a reason why Democrats go stark raving mad when there is any attempt to slow down the people pouring in.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 06:34 PM (sjTfF)

164 I would hope some very smart guys in various offices are, right now, tracing everything that comes from China and sourcing replacement supply or production.

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 06:27 PM (U7voe)


I would hope and suspect some very smart people started doing just that when the tariffs went into effect. A lot of companies began changing supply chains.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 11, 2020 06:34 PM (Ozpxd)

165 willowed:

{{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 11, 2020 06:34 PM (TdMsT)

166 Pluck You- the chicken

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:35 PM (K4NAq)

167
25% Democrat attendance at a Trump Rally has been fairly consistent.

I hope he goes to .... Washington...... too.
Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (+0uDE)


PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

He would fill up T-Mobile Park, right in downtown Seattle. 47,000 seats. And a roof to close if it rains.

Trump could go right into Patty, Maria, Adam Commusmith's and Jamoca Paypal's backyard and the Left would piss their everlovin' pants.

And oh, yes, it would sell out.

And make a statement, that Trump goes behind enemy lines and gets his BIGGEST CROWD EVER.

DO IT!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

168 I heard from a friend who works directly on the DNC that Trump told everyone that anyone who prosecutes anyone that Trump might even remotely know should resign now or they'd be 'fed into the wood chipper'.


Posted by: Whistleblower at February 11, 2020 06:35 PM (e284m)

169 161
Chicken is shrimp of the land.

chicken is tuna of the land. pretty sure cockroaches are shrimp of the land.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 11, 2020 06:35 PM (sGtp+)

170 "163 If the US had the same demographics as the UK, there wouldn't even be a Democrat Party. It's close to 90% white.

If we had the same demographics we had just in the in 1980s, Trump would have won like 45 states.

There's a reason why Democrats go stark raving mad when there is any attempt to slow down the people pouring in."

Yes.

It's why amnesty is cuck-assisted suicide.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 06:35 PM (puu6v)

171 What kind of fuckery can we expect from NH tonight?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 06:35 PM (Xsl/w)

172 "We take old, freezer burned halal chicken, cook it in recycled fry oil and serve it on a gluten free, vegan bun. And charge you quadruple."

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 06:31 PM (U7voe)

Are you trying to egg us on?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 06:35 PM (BiNEL)

173 119 POTENTIALLY Lots of layoffs.

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:23 PM (+0uDE)

I would hope some very smart guys in various offices are, right now, tracing everything that comes from China and sourcing replacement supply or production.
Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 06:27 PM (U7voe)

And getting everything they can shipped over NOW!

There was a story about toy buyers overstocking to beat the coming Trump Tariffs. The tariffs never happened, but their warehouses over here are full.

This will be a great opportunity for companies to start new supply chains.

The short term will be very ugly however.

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:35 PM (+0uDE)

174 I'm just the man for the job.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at February 11, 2020 06:35 PM (q1Pj5)

175 I am In The Mood.

https://youtu.be/9sSeic3or-Y
Posted by: One-eyed hangman at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM

*wine all over the monitor*

Where the actual cluck did you find that?

Posted by: Winston Cluckin' Wolf at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (rBtIz)

176 In new Socialist America, chicken fucks you.

Posted by: Bernie Smirnov at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (We5+z)

177 With the 2A issues and all the other problems resulting from an all-blue state covernment, Virginia could be ripe for the pickin' in Nov.

Unless their crazy voting laws are changed, NH (same-day voter registration for general) and Colorado (exclusively mail-in voting for general) will probably be VERY difficult to flip.

Posted by: Marybeth at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (4pK1/)

178 quick git me a comb

Posted by: Amy klobobobobobobobocharchar at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (JFO2v)

179 Huh! A chicken vortex. Don't tell the weather channel.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (w+Ped)

180
Corbynization didn't work for Labour.

So the Corbynite Maneuver didn't fool them?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (7rVsF)

181 Ben Had

♫ Good afternoon! ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (u82oZ)

182 Hey Eddie, is that a chicken in your pocket?

Posted by: Jessica Rabbit at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (l3+k2)

183 Schummer is going to regret this.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 06:14 PM (pw+jk)


How? He'll never be allowed in front of a tv news camera again?

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (Y8PSl)

184 speaking of chicken counting, Klobuchar is looking smug on tv

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (G546f)

185 Off, problem solving sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (rBtIz)

186 Psycho Chicken:
https://tinyurl.com/lyxf6z5

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (ch6++)

187 Whistleblower- so the gulags couldn't be far behind if Trump loses?

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (ZCEU2)

188 And now for a brief commercial -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5sIspLfmXM

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (e284m)

189
Where the actual cluck did you find that?
Posted by: Winston Cluckin' Wolf at February 11, 2020 06:36

A Dr. Demento classic.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (We5+z)

190 158
Closing up the hen house. BRB

not gonna check urban dictionary. wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (sGtp+)

191 I fell in love with a Beautiful Chicken.

Posted by: Madonna at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (COzlW)

192 Flaming Chicken Skull?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (CLteG)

193 Schumer will learn that Bill Barr is no Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (BTVKm)

194 Trump withheld $500 million in funding from the special prosecutor! Those were funds immediately needed to keep the special prosecutor safe from outside attacks!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (Xsl/w)

195 Interesting electoral prediction.

I will say that if CO and VA flip (NH doesn't surprise me, we nearly got it last time), there is no way we don't pull off Minnesota and Maine and probably Nevada too.

Virginia's a tall order, but the level of outrage over the gun-grab attempt may have people amped up to vote in November. We'll see.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (2PXwn)

196 Let me clue the idiots in: When you are discussing the cost of puberty suppression drugs like it's an actual issue that people care about, you've passed "fringe" and are on your way to Andromeda.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 06:38 PM (JCrfD)

197 I think Nissan temporarily closed a factory in Japan due to lack of Chinese parts

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:38 PM (G546f)

198 Chicken. Chicken chicken chicken. Chicken.

Chicken?

Chicken.

(Chicken chicken chicken.)

Posted by: chicken at February 11, 2020 06:38 PM (yUKyn)

199 180

Corbynization didn't work for Labour.



So the Corbynite Maneuver didn't fool them?


the tranya is tepid!
repeat: the tranya is tepid!

Posted by: Anachronda at February 11, 2020 06:38 PM (sGtp+)

200 161 Chicken is shrimp of the land.

Uh, what? We have a backbone. We have legs. We walk on two legs like you. Well, those of you who didn't do a whole lot of $8 vodka last night. But we don't do that, so we're superior anyway.

You want 'shrimp of the land', asshole? Try something with an exoskeleton.

Posted by: The Goose at February 11, 2020 06:38 PM (8erNz)

201 Chicken soup - It's good for the soul of America.

Posted by: Archer at February 11, 2020 06:38 PM (gmo/4)

202 I heard from a friend who works directly on the DNC that Trump told everyone that anyone who prosecutes anyone that Trump might even remotely know should resign now or they'd be 'fed into the wood chipper'.


Posted by: Whistleblower at February 11, 2020 06:35 PM

Well then Deep Staters,

GET TO THE CHOPPUH!

Posted by: Ahnuld at February 11, 2020 06:38 PM (COzlW)

203 Labour today seemed to be mostly for students, the unemployed, and
middle-class radicals. It seemed not to understand ordinary working
people, to disdain what they considered mainstream views and to
disapprove of success.

________


I saw this coming beginning in the late-80's after Reagan's amnesty for illegals when I was living in Las Vegas. One of my brothers worked first in landscaping (taken over by illegals), then as a cook (taken over by illegals), and then as a drywall hanger (taken over by illegals).


What stunned me was that the unions -- created to protect their own employees -- threw their American members under the bus and supported the import/flow of illegals into the country and the unions.

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (WqPYg)

204 Hi NaCly. I have created a bumper sticker.

The value of Socialism in under reported

It's twice as bad as you think

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (K4NAq)

205 This thread is getting me soooooo hot!

Posted by: Gonzo the Great at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (rBtIz)

206 Hey is Boltons book out? Asked nobody.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (6/uwW)

207 I so much want Colorado legislators to see the popular vote be a landslide for Trump after they had the gall to pursue giving our electoral votes to CA and NY.

Posted by: Emmie at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (87gB3)

208 July's impeachment will be two scoops.

I'm not even joking.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (GbPPJ)

209 How? He'll never be allowed in front of a tv news camera again?
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (Y8PSl)

He'll be forced to wear his glasses where they fucking belong, not halfway down his nose in the most facepunchworthy way possible.

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (U7voe)

210 I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just a chicken in his hand.

Posted by: Sonny Corleone at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (l3+k2)

211 And make a statement, that Trump goes behind enemy lines and gets his BIGGEST CROWD EVER.

DO IT!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

-------

Schedule it so that after Trump and his Secret Service leaves, they hand out 10,000 MAGA souvenir baseball bats to the crowd as they leave.

Then watch Antifa either fade away, or get run over.

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (+0uDE)

212 Nissan is the latest car maker to temporarily shut one of its factories as it can't get parts from China.

The firm will halt production for two days at a plant in Japan which makes the Serena and X-Trail models.

Global car brands are facing similar disruptions as much of China's manufacturing sector remains locked down due to the deadly coronavirus.

Hyundai temporarily closed its factories in South Korea last week due to a shortage of Chinese parts.

In fact, many of the world's biggest car makers are dealing with dwindling supplies as factories across China remain closed.



https://www.bbc.com/news/business-51441344

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (G546f)

213
I am In The Mood.



https://youtu.be/9sSeic3or-Y

Posted by: One-eyed hangman at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM



*wine all over the monitor*



Where the actual cluck did you find that?

Posted by: Winston Cluckin' Wolf at February 11, 2020 06:36 PM (rBtIz)

Posts like this are why I love this place.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (q1Pj5)

214 Chicken is shrimp of the land.
Posted by: Backwards Gump at February 11, 2020 06:33 PM

That's crazy talk.

Posted by: Prairie Crab at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (COzlW)

215 The moon isn't yellow...

.. it's chicken.

Posted by: Bob Zimmerman at February 11, 2020 06:40 PM (We5+z)

216 WTF is a tetrazinni anyway?

Should we do a Horde makes up names for 70 sacked NSC staffers sometime?

Nadia Putinspy

Posted by: DaveA at February 11, 2020 06:40 PM (FhXTo)

217 Could we persuade Roger Stone to accept the sentence the prosecutors were pushing for plus a presidential pardon in exchange for prosecution of all the bad actors in the Obama administration (starting with Lois Lerner and continuing up to the present) with the maximum sentences allowed?

A moron can dream...

Posted by: Skrapheap at February 11, 2020 06:40 PM (m7MgN)

218
Chicken soup - It's good for the soul of America.
Posted by: Archer at February 11, 2020 06:38 PM (gmo/4)


Cures the flu too, so all this chicken will come in handy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:40 PM (7rVsF)

219 Still exulting in the glorious hash courtesy of my sister's home wifi network.

(Chicken academic study link in nic--pdf.)

Posted by: filbert at February 11, 2020 06:40 PM (yUKyn)

220 202 I heard from a friend who works directly on the DNC that Trump told everyone that anyone who prosecutes anyone that Trump might even remotely know should resign now or they'd be 'fed into the wood chipper'.

I'll rent the chipper and pay for the fuel.

Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2020 06:40 PM (8erNz)

221 Then watch Antifa either fade away, or get run over.
Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM (+0uDE)

I was wondering about that. Might wind up with a massive street brawl.

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 06:41 PM (U7voe)

222 Optimistic Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 06:41 PM (JoUsr)

223 Ben Had

Very nice. Are you putting that sticker on a horse trailer?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

224 {{NaCly}} how are things out your way?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (dUJdY)

225 Optimistic Ace is best Ace.

In the pocket of Big Chicken is what he is.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (JCrfD)

226 Trump platform: economic growth, peace, security

Donk platform: choose your own pronouns!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (+y/Ru)

227 Ya know

when it comes down to uniting a country

nobody can beat Hitler

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (rpxSz)

228 I'll offer him a chicken he can't refuse.

Posted by: Vito Corleone at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (l3+k2)

229 I sometimes wonder what happened to the mafia. I think they all joined the DOJ.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (eAMlh)

230 Does everyone realize that Trump has had a Special Counsel investigation

Trump has had a more or less permanent IRS audit his whole life.
There's always been another Judge to deal with.

Posted by: DaveA at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (FhXTo)

231 Parts is parts.

Posted by: klaftern at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (RuIsu)

232 I say, I said that gal reminds me of the road between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn on RBG at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (COzlW)

233 NaCly, right on my truck

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (K4NAq)

234 With apologies to James Whitcomb Riley

Donald Trump came to our house today
Too shoo the chickens off the porch
And brush the crumbs away...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (CDGwz)

235
In fact, many of the world's biggest car makers are dealing with dwindling supplies as factories across China remain closed.

How ever will we obtain these parts? Where else could they be made? It's an impossible situation! Impossible!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:43 PM (7rVsF)

236 I'll offer him a chicken he can't refuse.
Posted by: Vito Corleone at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (l3+k2)

He'll wake up with a chicken head in his bed?

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 06:43 PM (U7voe)

237 229
I sometimes wonder what happened to the mafia. I think they all joined the DOJ.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (eAMlh)
No way dude, they have a code of honor.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:43 PM (e284m)

238 How many points will Maddie have on her "Concern Board" tonight?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 11, 2020 06:43 PM (wLOvC)

239
Roger Stone committed no crime. His prosecution is a warning to anyone who might associate with Trump. It was hoped he would perjure himself against Trump to get a lighter sentence for his non-crime, but that was a bonus, not essential.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 11, 2020 06:43 PM (bV5xT)

240 We will sell no chicken before its time.

Posted by: Bo Pilgrim at February 11, 2020 06:43 PM (q1Pj5)

241 222 Optimistic Ace is best Ace.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 06:41 PM (JoUsr)

I prefer the least worst Ace

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2020 06:43 PM (rpxSz)

242 Winner,winner chicken dinner

Posted by: Sharon at February 11, 2020 06:43 PM (QzF6i)

243 I'll offer him a chicken he can't refuse.
Posted by: Vito Corleone at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM

I'll offer him a chicken he can't de-bone.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2020 06:44 PM (COzlW)

244 I maintain for now that the Left is in "pray and spray" mode right now, that their planned attacks have failed, their cobbled together impeachment destroyed that weapon, and now they are grabbing at anything.
I say again, keep your hearts high, they are in retreat but for their screaming.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at February 11, 2020 06:44 PM (cZjDV)

245 I was incredibly excited about the Dec. 12 UK Election, because I knew it was a precurser to US elections, *especially* if they nominate Burnie.

I just looked up "Corbyn" for news items, and the first 3 that popped up are unintentionally hilarious, showing that the Brit left is still locked into the madness and delusions that caused them to be wiped out:

1) Labour is still blaming "bigoted" voters for it's woes, not Jeremy Corbyn
2) Labour was seen as weak, indecisive, lacking in patriotism, and had "terrorist sympathies", by December's voters
3) Corbyn advisor says that the Chief Rabbi (of London) was used as a "resource" by the "bourgesie" against Labour.

All of those elements are present in the American left.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2020 06:44 PM (Kpl3J)

246 It's all fun and games

until you wake up in the morning with your chicken's head in your bed with you.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:44 PM (e284m)

247 Chickens are vicious and blood thirsty. I like them.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 11, 2020 06:44 PM (CLteG)

248 How ever will we obtain these parts? Where else could they be made? It's an impossible situation! Impossible!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Don't worry sir, we can be making of the parts very soon in Mumbai

Posted by: Customer Support Amir at February 11, 2020 06:44 PM (G546f)

249 My love is like a chicken
that has no bone.

Posted by: Frank Perdue at February 11, 2020 06:45 PM (q1Pj5)

250
Well, those of you who didn't do a whole lot of $8 vodka last night.
Posted by: The Goose at February 11, 2020 06:38 PM (8erNz)


Hey!


Where did you get the good stuff?

Posted by: the Horde at February 11, 2020 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

251 196
Let me clue the idiots in: When you are discussing the cost of puberty
suppression drugs like it's an actual issue that people care about,
you've passed "fringe" and are on your way to Andromeda.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2020 06:38 PM (JCrfD)

________


Some feminists part of a women's organization in Montreal that receives government money recently suggesting banning heterosexual relationships.

I mean, it's Babylon Bee headlines all the way down now ... coming soon to a country near you.
https://tinyurl.com/vmcsh3t

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 06:45 PM (WqPYg)

252 I maintain for now that the Left is in "pray and spray" mode right now, that their planned attacks have failed, their cobbled together impeachment destroyed that weapon, and now they are grabbing at anything.
I say again, keep your hearts high, they are in retreat but for their screaming.
Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet!


Fix bayonets!

Posted by: Gunny R. Lee at February 11, 2020 06:45 PM (We5+z)

253 Its like that flash dance scene...with chickens.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2020 06:45 PM (+DS2f)

254
I saw this coming beginning in the late-80's after Reagan's amnesty for illegals when I was living in Las Vegas. One of my brothers worked first in landscaping (taken over by illegals), then as a cook (taken over by illegals), and then as a drywall hanger (taken over by illegals).


What stunned me was that the unions -- created to protect their own employees -- threw their American members under the bus and supported the import/flow of illegals into the country and the unions.
Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 06:39 PM

----------

Illegals pay the same dues as citizens, and they are easier to cow.

If you are a really corrupt union boss, you can add more shadow workers and split the take with the mob. The illegal workers are not going to say shit. Hell, you can probably shake them down for part of their pay too.

Can't do that as easily with American Citizen Workers.

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:45 PM (+0uDE)

255 In 2016... 6,540 people registered to vote on the same day as the general election using out of state licenses as their proof of identification. As of today, only 240 of them have secured New Hampshire licenses. It happens every election...every single one.

Oh, and Hillary Clinton won the state in 2016 by 2,736 votes.
Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2020 06:20 PM (niBRb)

How hard would it be to blockade the highways, and trap the buses?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 06:45 PM (LxWV7)

256 Winner,winner chicken dinner
Posted by: Sharon at February



Used to find that guy amusing.

Hate that guy.

Every restaurant his roach coaches, whore houses, and glory hoes, has ever recommended that I have been to sucks.

And not in the good way.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 06:45 PM (HALdu)

257 Don't worry sir, we can be making of the parts very soon in Mumbai
Posted by: Customer Support Amir

---

Please to receive modalities and do the needful.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2020 06:45 PM (Y4EXg)

258 229 and the FBI

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 06:46 PM (ZCEU2)

259 Lookit the bones!

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at February 11, 2020 06:46 PM (q1Pj5)

260 175
I am In The Mood.



https://youtu.be/9sSeic3or-Y

Posted by: One-eyed hangman at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM

As a huge Glenn Miller fan, I LOVE THIS!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 06:46 PM (VNmG1)

261 >> Its like that flash dance scene...with chickens.


I just came.

Posted by: Gonzo at February 11, 2020 06:46 PM (zJnH3)

262 How hard would it be to blockade the highways, and trap the buses?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Caltrops and nails.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 06:46 PM (O7kBk)

263
Chickens are filthy, nasty birds. They have no use except for eggs and being eaten.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:46 PM (7rVsF)

264 I don't understand why people who express hatred for the working class, and could care less about their priorities, expect the working class to continue to support them.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2020 06:46 PM (+DS2f)

265 In fact, many of the world's biggest car makers are dealing with dwindling supplies as factories across China remain closed.

How ever will we obtain these parts? Where else could they be made? It's an impossible situation! Impossible!


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:43 PM (7rVsF)

Overtime is coming our way!

Posted by: Domestic Manufacturers Everywhere at February 11, 2020 06:46 PM (EK+jJ)

266 Donald John Trump, man.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 11, 2020 06:46 PM (CLteG)

267 Jussie Smollett doesn't appear to have any credits since he got bounced from 'Empire.'

I guess trying to extort a raise from your employer with a national race hoax makes you less appealing to potential employers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

268 Optimistic Ace is best Ace.


********

Optimistic Ace is breast Ace.

Hopefully in November we can all heave a thigh of relief.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:47 PM (m45I2)

269
Virginia's a tall order, but the level of
outrage over the gun-grab attempt may have people amped up to vote in
November. We'll see.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (2PXwn)

---
VA Dems have scared the wine moms. They're going all-in on crazy, talking about repealing zoning laws, etc.

Also, the Dems are going to run HARD on the right of illegals to rape your daughters with impunity. It's a moral imperative that these people not ever face justice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2020 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)

270 Jewells45

I am fine, but busy. I am sorry to hear about your travails and your tooth.

Please tell me this did not affect the pictures you promised in the post Super Bowl win by the Chiefs.

In addition, I will have an order for you soon.

Ya know, you can put that picture on a small frame and use your Ace for Spades cards and your masculine bracelet beads for a new line for the Horde. I'd buy one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

271
I guess trying to extort a raise from your employer with a national race hoax makes you less appealing to potential employers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
He and Kaperdick should open a business together.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:47 PM (e284m)

272 Jussie Smollett doesn't appear to have any credits since he got bounced from 'Empire.'




he is doing indie stuff now, in bathrooms with iphones.

and chaturbate.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (HALdu)

273 Global car brands are facing similar disruptions as much of China's manufacturing sector remains locked down due to the deadly coronavirus.

Hyundai temporarily closed its factories in South Korea last week due to a shortage of Chinese parts.

In fact, many of the world's biggest car makers are dealing with dwindling supplies as factories across China remain closed.



Comparative Advantage is great, right up until it isn't. When you're dependent on one source for something you're vulnerable to all the idiosyncratic risk associated with that source.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (SgjGX)

274 Listening to some of the voters in NH is probably not a good gauge on the rest of the country, but I think they are ignoring all the great things Trump has done and are basically voting against him because he sends out mean Tweets.
I worry people are voting out of emotion and not critically thinking about the Dem. candidates destroying the economy.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (wiXsO)

275 I must say, thank god for social justice and illegal immigration - I doubt anything could convert as many Democrats to Republicans as those two issues.

Democrats are comically tone-deaf about that stuff.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (+DS2f)

276 the Dems have diversity in their candidates ... Seven commie variants to choose from -- what a flustercluck.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (Cus5s)

277 I think China is aiming to reopen production on March 1

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (G546f)

278 Hyundai temporarily closed its factories in South Korea last week due to a shortage of Chinese parts.




is that auto parts or human parts?

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (HALdu)

279 276
the Dems have diversity in their candidates ... Seven commie variants to choose from -- what a flustercluck.


Posted by: illiniwek at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (Cus5s)
They're like the old Soviet Union, commie candidates is one of the things they never run out of.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (e284m)

280 He was the clucker of the county.

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (q1Pj5)

281 *spits on wings, hoists the black flag*

Posted by: The Family Guy Giant Chicken at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (rBtIz)

282 274 Listening to some of the voters in NH is probably not a good gauge on the rest of the country, but I think they are ignoring all the great things Trump has done and are basically voting against him because he sends out mean Tweets.
I worry people are voting out of emotion and not critically thinking about the Dem. candidates destroying the economy.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (wiXsO)

Yup..most of them sound like fuckin idiots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (85Gof)

283 Chickens are filthy, nasty birds. They have no use except for eggs and being eaten.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

----

This is my beef (SWIDT?) with free range chickens. If you cage them, the eggs are gathered cleanly and they WONT PECK AT THEIR OWN SH*T!!

No so with free rangers.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (Y4EXg)

284 Sorry - and I wish I didn't have to say this - but don't bet a dime on Virginia ever coming back. The rot is too deep (I live in Richmond, btw.)

And the Democrat vote fraud machine is real now, as it never really was in the past, outside the Southwest. Sure, I expect a bunch of rural gun owners to come out, but they'll be overwhelmed by the NoVa/Richmond sleaze.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (ZbwAu)

285 I think China is aiming to reopen production on March 1

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February




machine parts or viruses ?

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (HALdu)

286

Aw Quit Yer Grousing - a limerick

A game bird sou chef named Zucker
A turkey, chicken, quail and duck mucker
Through the grease and guts and bile
Zucker always had a smile
You might say he was just a pheasant plucker

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (m45I2)

287 239


Roger Stone committed no crime. His prosecution is a warning to
anyone who might associate with Trump. It was hoped he would perjure
himself against Trump to get a lighter sentence for his non-crime, but
that was a bonus, not essential.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 11, 2020 06:43 PM (bV5xT)

_________


If you'd told me as a wee lad 50 years ago that I'd live to see actual overt political prisoners and a dual system of justice in America based upon political affiliation, I would never have believed it.

I also scoffed at and viewed with hyperbole's Reagan's warning that freedom is never more than one generation away from being lost. Naivete is not just a river in Egypt ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (WqPYg)

288 anybody mention the Funky Chicken?

and BTW, poor Ace. he does all this hard work on a blog post, well researched and footnotes and all yall can do is make chicken puns for 275 comments.

sheesh, I thought you could at least go for 500

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (d7Ww2)

289 Yup..most of them sound like fuckin idiots
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (85Gof)


People everywhere are idiots. I have to sit through legislature committee meetings, when they take public testimony.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 11, 2020 06:50 PM (SgjGX)

290 Every one of Trump's rallies draws about 25 percent registered Democrats and another 15 percent people who didn't vote in 2016.

And the way the Trump Campaign knows this info is these people are happily giving the info when they sign up to attend.

That is an enormous shift in potential voters away from the Donks and toward Trump. And it can't be hidden with bullshit polls that show All Democrats Beating Trump 52 to 48.

This is why the Dems are terrified and why they have to keep running fake scandal after fake scandal at Trump.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2020 06:50 PM (fp3O8)

291 "264 I don't understand why people who express hatred for the working class, and could care less about their priorities, expect the working class to continue to support them."

Let's face it: "we hate you, vote for us" was the GOPe mantra until Trump, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 06:50 PM (puu6v)

292
I sometimes wonder what happened to the mafia. I think they all joined the DOJ.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 11, 2020 06:42 PM (eAMlh)
No way dude, they have a code of honor.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:43 PM (e284m)

----------

Their dealing with the Mafia corrupted them. Just like the local police dealing with drug dealers and the thousands to millions they can use to bribe people.

Besides, the very best schools now teach all ethics are situational.

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:50 PM (+0uDE)

293 284 Sorry - and I wish I didn't have to say this - but don't bet a dime on Virginia ever coming back. The rot is too deep (I live in Richmond, btw.)

And the Democrat vote fraud machine is real now, as it never really was in the past, outside the Southwest. Sure, I expect a bunch of rural gun owners to come out, but they'll be overwhelmed by the NoVa/Richmond sleaze.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (ZbwAu)

Virginia, Colorado. Infected with Democrat rot.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 06:50 PM (90T4r)

294 anybody mention the Funky Chicken?

and BTW, poor Ace. he does all this hard work on a blog post, well researched and footnotes and all yall can do is make chicken puns for 275 comments.

sheesh, I thought you could at least go for 500
Posted by: nurse ratched at February



Yeah but he gets the big internets jing.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 06:50 PM (HALdu)

295 Jussie Smollet is in Prometheus. Or the other one.

Either way, see?

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 06:50 PM (ZfRYq)

296 sheesh, I thought you could at least go for 500
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (d7Ww2)



Right? All y'all are fowl.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 11, 2020 06:51 PM (GbPPJ)

297 https://hooktube.com/watch?v=4hH77m_rZdA

Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 06:51 PM (LxWV7)

298 Comparative Advantage is great, right up until it
isn't. When you're dependent on one source for something you're
vulnerable to all the idiosyncratic risk associated with that source.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (SgjGX)

---
Comparative advantage was supposed to apply to inflexible things like soil and growing conditions.

The British raise lots of wool while Portugal grows grapes for wine.

It was never meant to mean a race to the bottom of subsistence wages. One reason why the British working classes rallied against slavery was because they realized that one day slaves might be factory employees.

Never forget: the Southern cotton economy was the original globalism.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2020 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)

299 >>I thought you could at least go for 500


I'm down.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (zJnH3)

300 Hopefully in November we can all heave a thigh of relief.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:47 PM

What Muldoon thaid.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (rBtIz)

301 *slides in like Kramer*

If that's the case: McCabe, Brennan, Comey, and Clapper, as well as
Hillary Clinton and her cronies, all need to be prosecuted immediately,
and, furthermore, the people who refused to prosecute them must
themselves be prosecuted.


I call that a good start.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (HaL55)

302 So ..... Is this a job for Superchicken?


He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin' (puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, puk, puk)
Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (myjNJ)

303
299 >>I thought you could at least go for 500


I'm down.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (zJnH3)

Quatloos?

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (90T4r)

304 When you're dependent on one source for something you're vulnerable to all the idiosyncratic risk associated with that source.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (SgjGX)


BUT, think of the money we saved by out-sourcing almost every component of modern technology expected to be part of modern civilization!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (BiNEL)

305 People everywhere are idiots. I have to sit through legislature committee meetings, when they take public testimony.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 11, 2020 06:50 PM (SgjGX)

Try sitting in on an HOA meeting, or reading the Next Door app....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (EK+jJ)

306 Pitchers and Catchers can not come soon enough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (85Gof)

307 Listening to some of the voters in NH is probably not a good gauge on the rest of the country, but I think they are ignoring all the great things Trump has done and are basically voting against him because he sends out mean Tweets.
I worry people are voting out of emotion and not critically thinking about the Dem. candidates destroying the economy.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM (wiXsO)


Remember that last night in New Hampshire, Trump suggested that he wouldn't be surprised that many repubs might vote for the weakest democrat in today's election. One might call it operation chaos or something.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 11, 2020 06:53 PM (aS1PU)

308 I thought you could at least go for 500




Things kristol said to his wife this weekend.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 06:53 PM (HALdu)

309 Insert link to SNL Trump House of Wings ad.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 06:53 PM (ZfRYq)

310 Do I still have time to get my stealth crossbow?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:53 PM (e284m)

311 Comparative Advantage is great, right up until it isn't. When you're dependent on one source for something you're vulnerable to all the idiosyncratic risk associated with that source.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


JiT, Just in Time, blows chunks.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 06:53 PM (O7kBk)

312 Well, vmom, China may aim to reopen production on March 1st, but man proposes, God disposes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at February 11, 2020 06:53 PM (cZjDV)

313 Aw Quit Yer Grousing - a limerick



A game bird sou chef named Zucker

A turkey, chicken, quail and duck mucker

Through the grease and guts and bile

Zucker always had a smile

You might say he was just a pheasant plucker

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (m45I2)

________


Heh. Can we make this work with Zuckerbird? Mucker nerd? Pheasant plucker turd?

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (WqPYg)

314 and BTW, poor Ace. he does all this hard work on a
blog post, well researched and footnotes and all yall can do is make
chicken puns for 275 comments.



sheesh, I thought you could at least go for 500

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (d7Ww2)


Just need a breather. We're human beans of a certain age past 29, not battery operated devices.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (q1Pj5)

315 306 Pitchers and Catchers can not come soon enough


TELL ME ABOUT IT!

Posted by: SHEP! at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

316 278
Hyundai temporarily closed its factories in South Korea last week due to a shortage of Chinese parts.





is that auto parts or human parts?


yes

Posted by: Otto Partes at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (sGtp+)

317 JiT, Just in Time, blows chunks.
Posted by: rickb223 at February


I am good with jit, but outsourcing to your enemies, no

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (HALdu)

318 There I was...knee deep in chickens...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (m45I2)

319 312
Well, vmom, China may aim to reopen production on March 1st, but man proposes, God disposes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at February 11, 2020 06:53 PM (cZjDV)
What are they going to do, man the factories with zombies?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (e284m)

320 274 Listening to some of the voters in NH is probably not a good gauge on the rest of the country, but I think they are ignoring all the great things Trump has done and are basically voting against him because he sends out mean Tweets.


Guessing you are not actually in NH. Rather you are listening to those NH'ers that are videoed and broadcast by PROGDA.

I think I see the flaw in your data collection method.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (sy5kK)

321 Before you start counting chickens, most national polls have the Democratic nominee beating Trump.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/National.html

Just a reminder
1) the national polls in 2016 were accurate, but the state polls were the ones that failed to show Trump's strength in battleground states
2) I wouldn't count on another electoral college / popular vote split
3) remember how confident everyone was in 2012 about how the polls were wrong.

I want trump to win, which is why I don't want trump and his supporters (including me) to get complacent and assume it's in the bag. This is still an uphill battle. Don't fool yourself.

Posted by: Keyser at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (un5N7)

322 Pitchers and Catchers can not come soon enough
Posted by: Nevergiveup


That's what the director said!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (O7kBk)

323 There I was...knee deep in chickens...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM

Kinky....

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at February 11, 2020 06:55 PM (rBtIz)

324 Nurse, sending you a big Texas sized hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:55 PM (K4NAq)

325 Insert any episode of the old radio show Chicken Man here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 11, 2020 06:55 PM (HaL55)

326 From CNN Politics website:

"Voters on their way to the polls created a traffic jam in a town with no traffic lights"

They are afraid.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 06:55 PM (puu6v)

327 "It was a dark and stormy chicken..."

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 06:55 PM (zJnH3)

328 So are we soaping each other's backs now or not?

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 06:55 PM (ZfRYq)

329 Things kristol said to his wife this weekend.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 06:53 PM (HALdu)

---
Anyone notice who wasn't on the Pierre Payroll?

David French.

Jonah Goldberg.

I find that interesting.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2020 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)

330 Pitchers and Catchers can not come soon enough
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (85Gof)


Does today work for you?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 11, 2020 06:55 PM (GbPPJ)

331 Pitchers and Catchers can not come soon enough
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (85Gof)


I'm still not tired of celebrating the Nats saving MLB from cheaters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 11, 2020 06:56 PM (Yp/pV)

332 "It was a dark and stormy chicken..."
Posted by: garrett

----

A shot rang out!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2020 06:56 PM (Y4EXg)

333 Please, Dear God, stop these asshats from putting Joe Biden out there for the presidential primaries. He's clearly not up for it. As amusing as it is to watch, it's just cruel to have him continue.

Hunter, take the straw out of your nose and your dick out of strippers, and bring your father home. It's time.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 11, 2020 06:56 PM (vGJY7)

334 What are they going to do, man the factories with zombies?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (e284m)

if there's something China is unlikely to run out of, it's more Chinamen

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:56 PM (G546f)

335 Impeached for putting ketchup on steak.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 06:56 PM (frty6)

336 328
So are we soaping each other's backs now or not?

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 06:55 PM (ZfRYq)
I want the boob soaping please. I'll pay the extra charge.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:56 PM (e284m)

337
Comparative Advantage is great, right up until it isn't. When you're dependent on one source for something you're vulnerable to all the idiosyncratic risk associated with that source.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Nonsense! It was gestated in the finest B-schools and is advocated by MBA consultants everywhere!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:56 PM (7rVsF)

338 Jussie Smollett doesn't appear to have any credits since he got bounced from 'Empire.'

-
Well, don't beat yourself up, Jussie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (+y/Ru)

339 322
Pitchers and Catchers can not come soon enough

Posted by: Nevergiveup





That's what the director said!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (O7kBk)

---
I'm starting already! Jussie and I have a new, er, dramatic partnership!

Posted by: Corey "Catcher" Booker at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

340 Labour today seemed to be mostly for students, the unemployed, and middle-class radicals. It seemed not to understand ordinary working people, to disdain what they considered mainstream views and to disapprove of success.

--------

The Business figured this out decades ago.

https://youtu.be/JluZayrdWgY

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (uKj5K)

341 JiT is a fucking joke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (BH7uc)

342 "The Chicken of Tomorrow" is on MST3K on PlutoTv right now.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (Tnijr)

343 Try sitting in on an HOA meeting, or reading the Next Door app....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (EK+jJ)

Try being ON an HOA board and hearing all the behind closed doors commentary of the Trustees, the hired manager, or the legal 'expert'. A bunch of maroons.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (q1Pj5)

344 for a Chicken thread, there's a remarkable dearth of breast jokes

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (G546f)

345 What are they going to do, man the factories with zombies?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:54 PM (e284m)

I see somebody else has been playing a lot of Plague Inc.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (frty6)

346 "It was a dark and stormy chicken..."
Posted by: garrett

----

A shot rang out!
Posted by: Tonypete


A chicken was choked!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (O7kBk)

347 277 I think China is aiming to reopen production on March 1

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM

278 Hyundai temporarily closed its factories in South Korea last week due to a shortage of Chinese parts.

is that auto parts or human parts?
Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 06:48 PM

----------

You know all those clothes, small electronics, knick knacks etc.? You might want to stock up on that stuff you may need in a few months right now, especially if it says made in China.

I gave a lot of clothes and little gifts to the parents this year for Christmas. EVERYTHING was made in China, even the boxes and wrapping paper.

Maybe Foxconn should have moved Apple Phones to the US?

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (+0uDE)

348 Do the FUnky Chicken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lCI63H1neY

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (d7Ww2)

349 I do not worry about complacency on our side. One glance at any Trump rally alleviates any notion that people are not pumped up and ready to crawl over broken glass to vote for him. It's never good to overestimate one's position obviously, but I see high enthusiasm for PDT.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (JoUsr)

350 Impeached for putting ketchup on steak.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 06:56 PM (frty6)

Well, I agree with that one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (85Gof)

351 He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin' (puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, puk, puk)
Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (myjNJ)
------
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (jW9oF)

352 340
Labour today seemed to be mostly for students, the unemployed, and middle-class radicals.

Ironic really, the group of people least likely to be involved in, you know, labor.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (e284m)

353 I want the boob soaping please. I'll pay the extra charge.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:56 PM (e284m)

---
Head on over here!

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)

354
man proposes, God disposes.

If you want to hear God laugh, make plans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (7rVsF)

355 Bed Had
Do you have an "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself" sticker on your trailer?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (BiNEL)

356 335 Oh well if thats the reason they have every right to do it.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (ZCEU2)

357 JiT is a fucking joke.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

---

As many possible points of failure as parts.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (Y4EXg)

358 Please, Dear God, stop these asshats from putting Joe Biden out there for the presidential primaries. He's clearly not up for it. As amusing as it is to watch, it's just cruel to have him continue.

Hunter, take the straw out of your nose and your dick out of strippers, and bring your father home. It's time.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 11, 2020 06:56 PM (vGJY7)


Quit being a spoil sport. Biden brings much comic relief to the Communist Party's presidential primaries.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (Y8PSl)

359 I want the boob soaping please. I'll pay the extra charge.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 06:56 PM (e284m)


Watch the ending of Body Double as the credits roll.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 06:58 PM (q1Pj5)

360 Besides, the very best schools now teach all ethics are situational.





Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:50 PM (+0uDE)

________

I am still stunned to have learned right here in these often very informative comments section, that medical doctors no longer take the Hippocratic Oath (presumably owing to abortion having been made legal).

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 06:59 PM (WqPYg)

361 "352 340
Labour today seemed to be mostly for students, the unemployed, and middle-class radicals.

Ironic really, the group of people least likely to be involved in, you know, labor."

They can't call their party "Woke," can they?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 06:59 PM (puu6v)

362 100 Chickens everywhere the eye can see? It is a good day to be alive!
Posted by: Rooster Cogburn at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (Vy7tf)

It are they hens, roosters, or capons?

Posted by: Fox2! at February 11, 2020 06:59 PM (qNS03)

363 for a Chicken thread, there's a remarkable dearth of breast jokes
Posted by: vmom 2020

----

Breasts are a serious matter!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2020 06:59 PM (Y4EXg)

364 BACK AT THE CHICKEN SHACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMw84mlOlD4

Posted by: JIMMY SMITH at February 11, 2020 06:59 PM (zJnH3)

365 But are they ...

Posted by: Fox2! at February 11, 2020 07:00 PM (qNS03)

366 Hrothgar, with a 30ft trailer I have a banner.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 07:00 PM (K4NAq)

367 306 Pitchers and Catchers can not come soon enough
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 06:52 PM (85Gof)


I know, right?

Posted by: Shep Smith, getting ready for exposure again at February 11, 2020 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

368 down from rotator surgery and prowling the web...visited HotGas. Poor AllahPrevert is downright butthurt about Stone's prosecutors quitting. It reads like he's taking it personally.

may the fleas of a 1000 camels infect his poor aching ass

Posted by: DanMan at February 11, 2020 07:00 PM (kFOoV)

369
Labour today seemed to be mostly for students, the unemployed, and middle-class radicals.


Sounds familiar.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 07:00 PM (jlMI/)

370 You know all those clothes, small electronics, knick
knacks etc.? You might want to stock up on that stuff you may need in a
few months right now, especially if it says made in China.



I gave a lot of clothes and little gifts to the parents this year
for Christmas. EVERYTHING was made in China, even the boxes and
wrapping paper.



Maybe Foxconn should have moved Apple Phones to the US?



Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (+0uDE)

---
Happily, we didn't go all-in and gut agriculture.

I can live without a smart phone. Can't live without food.

China's getting a recession AND rising food prices. I hear pork is going through the roof.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2020 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)

371 Wasn't there a Chicken Ranch, out in Nevada?

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 07:00 PM (90T4r)

372
These people -- the political left in this country -- have shown their colors. They intend a future for us that will be bleaker that East Germany during the Cold War. They are capable of anything to achieve that.

Just imagine the escalating deranged shit they're going to pull in the next 9 months. It's for all the marbles. The masks have fallen. These are communists. They are criminally insane and they are not our countrymen.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 11, 2020 07:01 PM (bV5xT)

373
(presumably owing to abortion having been made legal mandatory ).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 07:01 PM (7rVsF)

374 JiT is a fucking joke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


It's been a long day. My first thought on reading that was, "Jitney Jungle hasn't been in business in quite some time."

Posted by: Bert G at February 11, 2020 07:01 PM (OMsf+)

375 344 for a Chicken thread, there's a remarkable dearth of breast jokes
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (G546f

Ahhhhh. Giada slathers tomato sauce over her enormous breasts for chicken parmigiana.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Call me 'chicken parmagiana' at February 11, 2020 07:01 PM (Vy7tf)

376 China's getting a recession AND rising food prices. I hear pork is going through the roof.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2020 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)


We're selling them rice.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 07:02 PM (/jZjK)

377 "370 You know all those clothes, small electronics, knick
knacks etc.? You might want to stock up on that stuff you may need in a
few months right now, especially if it says made in China.



I gave a lot of clothes and little gifts to the parents this year
for Christmas. EVERYTHING was made in China, even the boxes and
wrapping paper.



Maybe Foxconn should have moved Apple Phones to the US?



Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (+0uDE)

---
Happily, we didn't go all-in and gut agriculture.

I can live without a smart phone. Can't live without food.

China's getting a recession AND rising food prices. I hear pork is going through the roof."

There always seemed to be a tacit agreement food should not be part of globalist fetishism, but in recent years more and more food was imported. Hopefully, this will cause people to revisit where their food originates.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (puu6v)

378 So are we soaping each other's backs now or not?
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 06:55 PM (ZfRYq)


Well, we're certainly soaping something...

Posted by: Justine Smullet at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (BiNEL)

379 Why did the chicken cross the road?



Breasts.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (Tnijr)

380 Count de Monet

The trick is to not have a manager of a HOA. Self-manage. All you need then is someone to send the bills and a lawyer you know for the few times you need to evict someone.

It's possible, and sometimes fun. Plus, the Board helps the property value by keeping management companies away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (u82oZ)

381 372
These people -- the political left in this country -- have shown their colors. They intend a future for us that will be bleaker that East Germany during the Cold War. They are capable of anything to achieve that.

Just imagine the escalating deranged shit they're going to pull in the next 9 months. It's for all the marbles. The masks have fallen. These are communists. They are criminally insane and they are not our countrymen.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 11, 2020 07:01 PM (bV5xT)


I do think many underestimate the lengths the Communists will go to in order to retake and hold power. Virginia and California are merely preludes.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (90T4r)

382 Ahhhhh. Giada slathers tomato sauce over her enormous breasts for chicken parmigiana.

We need truth in advertising here. They aren't that big, she just uses a push up bra and lots of exposure. It's like they're sitting on a plate, jiggling.
Mind you, I'm not complaining.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

383 344 for a Chicken thread, there's a remarkable dearth of breast jokes

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (G546f



Ahhhhh. Giada slathers tomato sauce over her enormous breasts for chicken parmigiana.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Call me 'chicken parmagiana' at February 11, 2020 07:01 PM (Vy7tf)


She's got nipples like cherry tomatoes!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (q1Pj5)

384 So are we soaping each other's backs now or not?

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 06:55 PM (ZfRYq)


I'm using chicken fat!

Posted by: Lt Col Vindman at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (2N7oZ)

385 Overtime is coming our way!

Posted by: Domestic Manufacturers Everywhere


Not if you don't control your entire parts supply chain. Which we don't.

Hard to believe you guys are back-stabbing Ricardo's Comparative Advantage whilst you luxuriantly taste the azz of the son of a bitch who sold us all on "Just In Time" inventory system. Been tastin that azz for 30 years now. How dat azz taste, Meestah Bossman?
Shit, we shore are lucky youze guys majored in EmmBeeYay instead of dum' ol Poetry and Philosophy.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (oRpiG)

386
So are we soaping each other's backs now or not?



Don't you mean oiling each other's plumage?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (HaL55)

387 Maybe Foxconn should have moved Apple Phones to the US?



Son in law is an electrician currently building FoxConn. The officials came through last Friday wearing those mask things.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 07:04 PM (lwiT4)

388 a rebuttal is out against David Brooks' 'The Nuclear Family Was A Mistake'
tinyurl.com/sg9arpr

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 07:04 PM (ykYG2)

389
Per the USPS:

Alert: USPS will be temporarily suspending the
guarantee on Priority Mail Express International
destined for China and Hong Kong, effective Monday, Feb. 10, 2020, due to widespread airline cancellations and restrictions into this area.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 07:04 PM (3sWbG)

390 Is tonight the night one of the greatest grifters of all time goes down?

Joe, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 11, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

391 So are we soaping each other's backs now or not?

Those are not pillows!!!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 07:04 PM (85Gof)

392 I never knowingly eat food from China, or Southeast Asia. Their standards are not our standards.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 07:04 PM (90T4r)

393 Nood 'republicans' flew the coop.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Call me 'chicken parmagiana' at February 11, 2020 07:04 PM (Vy7tf)

394
I'm using chicken fat!


Posted by: Lt Col Vindman at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (2N7oZ)
I thought you russkies were into goose grease

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2020 07:05 PM (e284m)

395
Thank goodness our cities don't have the hygiene problems that Chinese ones do!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 07:05 PM (7rVsF)

396 Hrothgar, with a 30ft trailer I have a banner.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 07:00 PM (K4NAq)


Looking forward to seeing it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 07:05 PM (BiNEL)

397 i mean, the author supporting the nuclear family against Brooks' bullshit is Jewish (I think - one Kay Hymowitz) so some of the Stormers who troll in here may want to go for a lie-down before reading it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 07:05 PM (ykYG2)

398 341 JiT is a fucking joke.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 11, 2020 06:57 PM (BH7uc)

you trusted us, that's on you.

Shoulda listened to Trump when he recited that song about me.

Posted by: snakes in the production cycle at February 11, 2020 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

399 Hard to believe you guys are back-stabbing Ricardo's Comparative Advantage whilst you luxuriantly taste the azz of the son of a bitch who sold us all on "Just In Time" inventory system. Been tastin that azz for 30 years now. How dat azz taste, Meestah Bossman?

Oh, I'll piss on Just in Time inventory as well. The two combined are what create so much risk.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 11, 2020 07:06 PM (SgjGX)

400 Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 07:04 PM (90T4r)

Farm raised Asian tilapia for the win...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 11, 2020 07:06 PM (BiNEL)

401
10 Minnesota goes Trump unless Amy Klobuchar is on the ticket.

We even have a Republican representing the freaking Iron Range!

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:15 PM (+0uDE)


Is that Jim Oberstar's former district? I contributed to the guy (Kravaack, Cravaack?) who ousted him back in 2010(?).

That was my year of maximum number of donations hither and yon, having started with Scott Brown in MA Senate in 2009. How naive I was to think that there were differences between the parties back then.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 07:07 PM (jlMI/)

402 So are we soaping each other's backs now or not?

-
https://youtu.be/ezJY_qqz_x8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2020 07:07 PM (+y/Ru)

403 JiT is a fucking joke.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

---

As many possible points of failure as parts.


I've had phone interviews about ERP/MRP experience in production lately. Talk about a joke. When I ask if their forecast matches their production schedule, I hear silence on the other end of the line. Never get a call back, which isn't a surprise. Rarely do you find people in manufacturing environment that want to deal with the weaknesses of their systems and processes.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 11, 2020 07:07 PM (vGJY7)

404 @jonathanvswan

SCOOP: Trump suddenly pulls former U.S. attorney for D.C.'s nomination to Treasury post ...


Liu was confirmed in September 2017 to lead the largest U.S. attorney's office in the country, overseeing a number of politically charged investigations that included the case against Trump associates Roger Stone, Paul Manafort and other spinoffs from the Mueller investigation.

https://tinyurl.com/qstqkmn

Story is from Axios so....salt, a grain of it.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 07:08 PM (cF8AT)

405
This Resignation Resistance needs to be pushed back against and put away ... hard. No Sleepy Jeff Sessions redux!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 07:08 PM (jlMI/)

406 "372
These people -- the political left in this country -- have shown their colors. They intend a future for us that will be bleaker that East Germany during the Cold War. They are capable of anything to achieve that.

Just imagine the escalating deranged shit they're going to pull in the next 9 months. It's for all the marbles. The masks have fallen. These are communists. They are criminally insane and they are not our countrymen."

Yep. And as has been the history, the Western Left plays footsie with Marxists and is subsumed by them. I still think the Democrats will deny Bernie the nomination but there may just be too many communists among the Democrats now to stop him. Eventually a Bernie will be president and then people will have to decide whether to go along with it. Democrats refused to accept a candidate who didn't embrace their open borders immigration policies, for God's sake, so surely the other half of the nation won't accept a communist.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 07:08 PM (puu6v)

407 I too kind of feel sorry for Joe. I know, he's a grifter and a thug, but now he's just a confused old man, and vengeance isn't mine. He's being taken advantage of (there's money to be made in losing, too).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 07:10 PM (87EdW)

408 @382 You realize, I hope, that there are topless and nekkid pictures of her all over the internet, and anyone who doubts you may, for free and without charge, gaze upon her magnificence (s) ?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 11, 2020 07:11 PM (oRpiG)

409 My confidence that Trump will win. Pretty high.

My confidence that the GOPe cant find a way to lose or will gain too few seats in congress to be able to support Trump - Pretty low. Honestly I don't trust the GOPe not to lose on purpose, and then there is all the fraud the Dems have laid groundwork for.

Mail in balloting. What a joke and I don't understand why people were so cavalier about giving up private ballots --when you have to sign your name so they can verify against the DL signature along with your home address and what have you, it AINT a private ballot, the commies just have not YET started using how you voted to bully you, but in Colorado they store those ballots in a warehouse in case of candidates demanding recounts, ergo they can back and look at how I or anyone else who participated voted for at least an election or 2 back.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 11, 2020 07:12 PM (eASYU)

410 Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (u82oZ)

We are self-managed. The Manager is a homeowner with a background and credentials in community property management. She has turned a solo part-time job into a full-time job with 2 part-time staff, having convinced the Trustees over past years to just let her handle everything, because credentials.

She still cannot schedule the Annual Meeting for the correct day (a week early) nor properly report the election results according to the Bylaws.

The HOA's attorney has been fighting and losing an eviction case for 4 years now, being out played by the other side at every turn. Same attorney chaired the past two Annual Meetings at the suggestion of the Property Manager and said attorney could not follow Robert's Rules for calling a vote, announcing results, and moving on to next business.
Yes, the idea of self managed is what got me on the Board, what could be. The reality of the ego-driven cretins who infest HOA boards is what caused me to flounce out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 07:14 PM (q1Pj5)

411 Mmmmm. Soylent green fried rice.

Posted by: klaftern at February 11, 2020 07:14 PM (RuIsu)

412 Ok, so maybe the Jessica Liu story is a big deal...

All over twitter.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 07:16 PM (cF8AT)

413
New Hampshire is always iffy. No thanks to former Maineiacs and "Ben and Jerry" types from Vermont.

Posted by: Matthew Slater at February 11, 2020 07:22 PM (kk8TL)

414 Jeez, Fox has turned into Dem Central tonight. Every one of their liberal folks are doing NH primary coverage. Clearly they want to build their demo and get those Democrats that don't want to go progressive. Spoonfeeding Juan, Harf, Brazile, Baier, and the other two twits to the conservative base is rather suicidal.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at February 11, 2020 07:28 PM (KSBDE)

415 Happily, we didn't go all-in and gut agriculture.

I can live without a smart phone. Can't live without food.

China's getting a recession AND rising food prices. I hear pork is going through the roof."

There always seemed to be a tacit agreement food should not be part of globalist fetishism, but in recent years more and more food was imported. Hopefully, this will cause people to revisit where their food originates.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 07:03 PM (puu6v)

I revisit this for all of 10 seconds.

It's fine. Chill. Farmers everywhere have serious motivation to make sure their food is the best they can come up with. I'm more worried about armies of do-gooders wanting everything to be organic (and thus more expensive) than I am where my food comes from.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 11, 2020 07:29 PM (71NaS)

416 At least I got chicken

Posted by: Leeeeerrroooyyy Jenkns at February 11, 2020 07:31 PM (Eu98u)

417 If they try to impeach Trump again, not only am I going to vote for him, I'm going to go to Jersey, pretend to be a illegal immigrant, and vote him there too.

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2020 07:37 PM (Izzlo)

418 195 Interesting electoral prediction.

I will say that if CO and VA flip (NH doesn't surprise me, we nearly got it last time), there is no way we don't pull off Minnesota and Maine and probably Nevada too.

Virginia's a tall order, but the level of outrage over the gun-grab attempt may have people amped up to vote in November. We'll see.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 11, 2020 06:37 PM (2PXwn)

It would be interesting if MN flipped. That state hasn't gone GOP since Nixon in 1972.

But let me say this: hit the polls as if you are sure Trump will LOSE and LOSE BIG. Don't get cocky.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 11, 2020 07:37 PM (71NaS)

419 293 284 Sorry - and I wish I didn't have to say this - but don't bet a dime on Virginia ever coming back. The rot is too deep (I live in Richmond, btw.)

And the Democrat vote fraud machine is real now, as it never really was in the past, outside the Southwest. Sure, I expect a bunch of rural gun owners to come out, but they'll be overwhelmed by the NoVa/Richmond sleaze.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 11, 2020 06:49 PM (ZbwAu)

Virginia, Colorado. Infected with Democrat rot.
Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 06:50 PM (90T4r)

"Defeatist cynicism is the arrogance that we too know an outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us." - Robert Pratt

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 11, 2020 07:39 PM (71NaS)

420
"Defeatist cynicism is the arrogance that we too know an outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us." - Robert Pratt


Who knew Star-Lord was so deep?

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2020 07:43 PM (Izzlo)

421 Devin Nunes Drops Bombshell!!... Teases Mueller Team Corruption will be revealed in coming Weeks (video)

https://tinyurl.com/vb43n33

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2020 08:58 PM (wiXsO)

422 Seriously, the sh*t with the prosecutors is a story the truth of which you'll only read here. This is the best blog on the Internet today. Also, the chicken story was hilarious and spot on.

Posted by: JESSICA O'CONNOR at February 11, 2020 09:23 PM (HYa+m)

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