Jussie Smollett INDICTED

Jussie Smollett has already been targeted by two different hate groups: A pair of MAGA-Hat wearing entrepreneurs in a startup Clothesline-and-Bleach distribution operation, and a pair of Nigerian bodybuilder gangsters with a grudge against Subway restaurant patrons.

And now this poor man is targeted by an Illinois grand jury.

Shame! Shame!

Smollett, 37, was indicted by special prosecutor Dan Webb, who was appointed by a Cook County judge to continue looking into his false allegations after the Cook County Stateís Attorney Office dropped all charges against the actor, a source close to Smollett told ABC news.

Meanwhile, the Obama-connected Soros-funded corrupt prosecutor who let Jussie Smollett off is running for reelection.

The hard-left Chicago Sun-Times actually endorsed her for reelection, despite her only credential being favor-bank corruption.

It takes a reader to state the obvious:

The Sun-Times endorsement of Kim Foxx for Cook County State's Attorney was not a surprise. What was surprising was the endorsementís admission that Foxx "should not have allowed (actor Jussie) Smollett to walk" until he admitted in writing that he had made up the story of a hate-crime attack.

Your editorial also conceded: "The police deserved better than that."

If Foxx is elected, how comfortable will the police be when they must work with her on cases involving politically-connected people?

The endorsement continued: "Foxx should have hung up the phone on any politically connected attorney trying to plead the actorís case." We now know the "attorney" was Tina Tchen, former chief of staff for Michelle Obama. Can the Sun-Times assure police that Foxx will indeed hang up on the next "politically connected attorney" who calls?

Update to Last Story: The fourth Rogue Angry Democrat Prosecutor has resigned and joined in the next politico-media operation to get yet another investigation going.

Does everyone realize that Trump has had a Special Counsel investigation on him for two and a half years, then just a month of relative peace before Schiff and Nadler started the Fake Impeachment investigation?

And now they're trying to get another Special Counsel investigation. If/when that is refused, they'll use that as a pretext to open another Fake Impeachment Inquiry.

They are literally attempting to make it so that Trump spends virtually every month of his first four year term -- and then every month of his second four year term -- under vaguely-defined free-ranging criminal investigation.

They are rewriting the Constitution so that President Trump -- and I guess any other future president who upsets the Deep State -- will have a Permanent Court of Inquisition on eternal fishing expeditions open at all times.

I hope Bill Barr reviews Janet Reno's explanation as to why she needed no Special Counsel to investigate allegations involving she herself.

She decided that she was impartial enough to decide that no further investigation into her decisions was warranted.

The mere assertions Clinton or Vice President Gore were "involved" in soliciting or receiving possibly improper donations, or contributors met with the president and benefited from government decisions, "fall far short of the sort of specific facts" necessary to trigger appointment of an independent counsel, Richard wrote.

"To the extent that there are allegations that may warrant criminal investigation at this time, they relate only to lower-ranking public officials, DNC employees and contributors," the letter said.

"Mere assertions." Remember those words.

Posted by: Ace at 05:13 PM




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1 Jussie, Jussie, Jussie!

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 11, 2020 05:14 PM (We5+z)

2 Nice to see the right thing can sometimes happen in Chicago.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 11, 2020 05:14 PM (ZGrMX)

3 No noose is good noose!

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 11, 2020 05:14 PM (We5+z)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2020 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

5 I must be hallucinatin from the fever

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2020 05:15 PM (Tnijr)

6 It would be ironic if convicted, Jussie is sentenced to hang.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 11, 2020 05:15 PM (We5+z)

7 Why isn't Kim Foxx being indicted? She's as guilty as Smollier is.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2020 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

8 HA HA!!

/Nelson

LOLGFY

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2020 05:15 PM (8D42x)

9 Can the Sun-Times assure police that Foxx will indeed hang up on the next "politically connected attorney" who calls?
__________________

Absolutely! So long as the attorney is politically connected to a Republican!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (k4dH2)

10 Obviously it's racism.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (j3npP)

11 Hopefully some justice will come to Juicy.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (Rz36l)

12 Nice to see the right thing can sometimes happen in Chicago.
Posted by: Ian S.


No, don't get your hopes up about that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (vcOmj)

13 Juicy!

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (DN9hz)

14 Damn I hate being willowed. Commenting after 500 comments is like playing musical chairs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (OVJcF)

15 Mike Obama's friend called in a favor. What are the odds.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (lwiT4)

16 Because he was never hung before.

Or so it is rumored.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (We5+z)

17 I had a shot

Posted by: DanMan at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (kFOoV)

18 Cory Booker just tweeted that his "current hard-on for Rosario Dawson prevents him from commenting on this outrage at this time."

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (4e+hS)

19 Chicago.

Great American Shithole.

I fucking HATE that city.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2020 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

20 CTH seems to think there a Kamala Harris connection as well. That would be so, so sweet.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2020 05:17 PM (7ZQe3)

21 Juries are racist.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2020 05:17 PM (hvf9s)

22 The most corrupt people in the US there in Shitcago.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 05:17 PM (mpXpK)

23 Apparently PDT is having a press conference and is tearing the bark off Bloomberg. Practically calling him a Keebler Elf. LOLOLOL

Posted by: jmel at February 11, 2020 05:17 PM (OeWgo)

24 Corn-Pop, buddy, I'm here for you.

Posted by: Joey B. at February 11, 2020 05:17 PM (pMGkg)

25 If you read the article, they like Foxx because she's prosecuting a few more gun possessions and letting lots and lots of thieves and drug dealers walk. The Sub-Times loves her for that.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 11, 2020 05:17 PM (PIF9T)

26 Obviously it's racism.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Well, it always is, isn't it?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (vcOmj)

27 If Foxx is elected, how comfortable will the police be when they must work with her on cases involving politically-connected people?



If they don't quit en mass, I'd guess they're pretty comfortable.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (O7kBk)

28 Cory Booker just tweeted that his "current hard-on for Rosario Richard Dawson, being a HUGE Family Feud fan, prevents him from commenting on this outrage at this time."
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (4e+hS)


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)

29 I know it makes it sound more fun, but the Nigerian dudes are actually Americans born and raised in Chicago who have Nigerian parents.

Are they why Trump is banning immigration from Nigeria?

Anyway, I hope Juicy is convicted.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (MbaWR)

30 I don't get it. A psychopath lunatic nutcase votes for Bernie Sanders and that's supposed to be a good thing?

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (Tnijr)

31 "It's Jussie Time"

Can we hope 5 to 10?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (9y7Yd)

32 I cant's concentrates right now!

Posted by: Cory Booker at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (4e+hS)

33 If Foxx is elected, how comfortable will the police be when they must work with her on cases involving politically-connected people?


This might mark the day police to law into their own hands.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (/jZjK)

34 Why isn't Kim Foxx every Chicago Politician being indicted? She's as guilty as They're guiltier than Smollier is.
Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2020 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

FIFY.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (DN9hz)

35 Juries are racist top-to-bottom. Grand juries are grand racist.

Posted by: Bernie at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (4BMGG)

36 I was expecting a flaming skull for this one. But hey, I'm not tired of winning yet!

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (GEYBj)

37 How will this affect Smollett's draft status?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (eANeL)

38 >>> No noose is good noose!
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 11, 2020 05:14 PM (We5+z)

I read that in the voice of the hangman from one of the Mel Brooks parodies, lol. Men in Tights I think.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (hvf9s)

39 This is one more reason Michelle O won't run for President. When people start scrutinizing her scumbag friends and lack of accomplishment, "the most admired woman in America" will be less so. She isn't clever, but she does know how little the title did for Hillary.

As the police turn on their masters in Chicago and NYC, liberals cannot be sitting lightly.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (+9YYq)

40 So, did Trump pressure Webb? I think we need a special prosecutor. Probably should go ahead and draw up the articles of impeachment now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (Xsl/w)

41 I fucking HATE that city.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2020 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)



It's a nice city in places. Some good museums. Nice lakefront. Wrigley Field. If it weren't for the stench of death, desecration and diabolical deeds, I wouldn't mind visiting.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (lwiT4)

42 Even if he has been "indicted" he will get off with a nothing sentence after a plea-bargain. The should have indicted that corrupt DA.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (mpXpK)

43 23 Apparently PDT is having a press conference and is tearing the bark off Bloomberg. Practically calling him a Keebler Elf. LOLOLOL
___________

Lots of good material on Mini Mike for Trump to work with.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (k4dH2)

44 Watch Dave Chappelle's latest special just to see his bit on Jessie Smollett.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (jUVms)

45 Considering the jury pool will be from Chitcongo, don't hold your breath waiting for justice.

My bet is on a OJ type jury nullification.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (We5+z)

46 I would sentence Jussie to wearing a MAGA hat for a year.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (OVJcF)

47 Rick Roberts keeps playing drops from the Bernie rally where AoC was blowing words from her gullet.

Holy FUCK that woman is as annoying as can be.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

48 The Chicago news should be good tonight!

You should see the TV ads Kim Foxx is running for her re-election bid.. all smiles and working with the downtrodden people of Chicago..

She should be in jail beside Jussie Fruit, but she will likely get elected again.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (so+oy)

49 A chicago newspaper endorsed Foxx????? Wow.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (nRk/c)

50 I recommend 7 to 9 years.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 11, 2020 05:20 PM (4thlk)

51 2 Nice to see the right thing can sometimes happen in Chicago.
Posted by: Ian S.



Yet it is Chicago. They'll jack up the system for Jussie, again! It's how they role.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 11, 2020 05:20 PM (ZNMdr)

52 39 This is one more reason Michelle O won't run for President. When people start scrutinizing her scumbag friends and lack of accomplishment, "the most admired woman in America" will be less so.


Uh, that never stopped Hillary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 05:20 PM (Xsl/w)

53 Caught the NOOD just before I posted. So there!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 11, 2020 05:20 PM (QzF6i)

54 It's a nice city in places. Some good museums. Nice lakefront. Wrigley Field. If it weren't for the stench of death, desecration and diabolical deeds, I wouldn't mind visiting.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (lwiT4)


Yeah, well, those were the draw a LONG time ago.

And I was born there.......

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2020 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

55 31 "It's Jussie Time"

Can we hope 5 to 10?
___________

Sure. 5 to 10 minutes of "community service."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 11, 2020 05:20 PM (k4dH2)

56 Hate Crime = Double Secret Reverse Profiling

I put it to you, Juicy - isn't this an indictment of our entire American system of justice? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going
to sit here and listen to you badmouth the Department of Justice.
Gentlemen!

Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2020 05:21 PM (ATCV4)

57 Can the Sun-Times assure police that Foxx will indeed hang up on the next "politically connected attorney" who calls?

Sure, as soon as the check clears.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2020 05:21 PM (XF4b8)

58 Oh, and I see Juicy's sister was in Birds of Prey.

I heard she wasn't bad in the disaster of a movie.

Had to have been better than her brother did on that interview.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 11, 2020 05:21 PM (MbaWR)

59 50
I recommend 7 to 9 years.


Posted by: lowandslow


Congratulations, you've won the internets for the day.

Posted by: Cory Booker at February 11, 2020 05:21 PM (4e+hS)

60 If stone is recommended for 7 years, Smollett is toast (if convicted).

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 11, 2020 05:21 PM (jUVms)

61 The only thing you need to be "most admired woman in America" is a willing press to keep calling you that no matter what.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 05:21 PM (Xsl/w)

62 I live in North Chicago for a while in 1970-71. I went to Shitcago on the train one time because I wanted to visit a big record shop I had hear advertised a lot on a radio station. I never went back.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 05:21 PM (mpXpK)

63 46 I would sentence Jussie to wearing a MAGA hat for a year.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (OVJcF)


Then he would be assaulted for real.

Posted by: Emmie at February 11, 2020 05:22 PM (87gB3)

64 Dams sock.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 11, 2020 05:22 PM (4e+hS)

65 Another Obama botched job. Pull on your own wang Mooch, that's the only influence you have.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 05:22 PM (K4NAq)

66 Anybody else have autocorrect that just happens to know all the Marxist players down to the D-League? Mine immediately put in Smollett after a and I've never typed that name before.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:22 PM (eANeL)

67 Chucky stomping his footsies...

@ChadPergram 8 minutes ago

Schumer writes to DoJ IG Horowitz about Stone. "I..request that you immediately investigate this matter to determine how and why the Stone sentencing recommendations were countermanded, which DoJ officials made this decision, and which White House officials were involved"

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 05:22 PM (cF8AT)

68 How many seconds of "Public Apology" will Smollett be sentenced to?

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2020 05:22 PM (DN9hz)

69 If stone is recommended for 7 years, Smollett is toast (if convicted)



Hah!
Different political party membership. Different rules apply.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:22 PM (TnGIG)

70 "I read that in the voice of the hangman from one of the Mel Brooks parodies, lol. Men in Tights I think."
Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 11, 2020 05:22 PM (GEYBj)

71 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 05:22 PM (arJlL)

72 Why isn't Kim Foxx being indicted? She's as guilty as Smollier is.
Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2020 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

I AM THE LAW

Posted by: Kim Foxx at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (U7voe)

73 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (SRRAx)

74 Are they why Trump is banning immigration from Nigeria?

Anyway, I hope Juicy is convicted.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (MbaWR)

I think it's because Nigeria is 51% Muslim and much of it is radical unfortunately.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (OVJcF)

75 In my best Wanda Sykes voice, "You indicted the black man!?!?"

Posted by: Quelle Surprise at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (+nWCH)

76 46 I would sentence Jussie to wearing a MAGA hat for a year.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 11, 2020 05:19 PM (OVJcF)

During the first year of his prison sentence.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (MbaWR)

77 Foxx is one of the Soros Specials.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (XF4b8)

78 >>> When people start scrutinizing her scumbag friends and lack of accomplishment, "the most admired woman in America" will be less so. She isn't clever, but she does know how little the title did for Hillary.

Trump is the only member of the GOP that will call her on her shady crap. Better to wait till 2024 if she really wants to run. Return to running against GOPers that won't criticize a woman or minority and want to lose with dignity.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (hvf9s)

79 Chicago only elects Democrats, so Foxx gets re-elected, and immediately she begins anew turning loose any arrested politicians or socially connected others. We see how this works.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (LISuA)

80 Apparently PDT is having a press conference and is tearing the bark off Bloomberg. Practically calling him a Keebler Elf.



Wait! He's not?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (O7kBk)

81 "I..request that you immediately investigate this matter to determine
how and why the Stone sentencing recommendations were countermanded,
which DoJ officials made this decision, and which White House officials
were involved"


I request that you immediately go stick your head in a bucket.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (lwiT4)

82 Juicy's going down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

83 I fucking HATE that city.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2020 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Have you seen Farris Bueller's Day Off?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (eANeL)

84 Breaking911 @Breaking911
Replying to @Breaking911
JUST IN: Third DOJ prosecutor resigns in Roger Stone case

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 11, 2020 05:24 PM (BqBId)

85 >>>25 If you read the article, they like Foxx because she's prosecuting a few more gun possessions and letting lots and lots of thieves and drug dealers walk. The Sub-Times loves her for that.


this is what all the Soros-funded DAs are doing. He realized he didn't have to spend $1 billion to get the laws changed; he only needed to spend $100 million to get hard leftwing DAs elected who would simply ignore the law.

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 05:24 PM (PbpT7)

86 "Nothing will happen."
You gotta newsletter?

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2020 05:24 PM (Tnijr)

87 If you think things are going poorly in Chicago, you might be right.

Also from the Sun-Times:

"The nine murders on the South and West sides between Friday night and early Sunday were the most in a single February weekend since 2002, according to a review of publicly available police data. All nine victims were men between 19 and and 39 years old."

Posted by: mr tmz at February 11, 2020 05:24 PM (m/Gc2)

88 We couldn't get out of Illinois quickly enough when we left after six years there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

89 Juan Williams beiieves in America

I believe in America. America has made my fortune, and I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend, not an Italian. She went to the movies with him. She stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago he took her for a drive, with another boy friend. They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor, so they beat her like an animal. When I went to the hospital her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain, but I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life. A beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. [sobs] Sorry. I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison, and suspended the sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool, and those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "For justice, we must go to Don Corleone."

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (nRk/c)

90 70 "I read that in the voice of the hangman from one of the Mel Brooks parodies, lol. Men in Tights I think."
Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Dad of Six at February 11, 2020 05:22


Not to worry. All are equal in my eye.

Posted by: One-eyed hangman at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (We5+z)

91 Evidently there is some connection between Juicy and Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (H8QX8)

92 *checks online*

Still have time to buy for $2 a dream at winning $142 million cash tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (9y7Yd)

93 When, oh when, is Trump going to understand that if he is not on full attack mode he will continue to be persecuted as the prey?

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (TnGIG)

94 Juicy is a repulsive word. I prefer wet, dripping, or soaked.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (eANeL)

95
Commenting after 500 comments is like playing musical chairs.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

======

Let's face it: it's like playing Russian Roulette.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (13CQC)

96 Teresa in Ft Worth, when you get a minute look up Kay Granger and Panther Island.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (K4NAq)

97
I think it's because Nigeria is 51% Muslim and much of it is radical unfortunately.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (OVJcF)

Sucks because tgere are not that many Nigerian Muslims here (they tend to be in the UK) and as an immigrant group we're pretty impressive (if i say so myself).

And i doubt that 51% figure. Probably propaganda. Although they've killed enough Christians in the North...

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 11, 2020 05:26 PM (MbaWR)

98 Alternate CNN headline: Gay black man doubly victimized by the hate bigots and system in Trump's America. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 05:26 PM (2+XF3)

99 Prison isn't so bad.

Posted by: Jared, Subway footlong enthusiast at February 11, 2020 05:26 PM (BRpqW)

100 When, oh when, is Trump going to understand that if he is not on full attack mode he will continue to be persecuted as the prey?
Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (TnGIG)

I think he knows that. And now finally, he has some of the right people in place to play that game

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2020 05:26 PM (nRk/c)

101 They should be suing her for false advertising with that name and that face.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 05:26 PM (zJnH3)

102 >>> Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Dad of Six at February 11, 2020 05:22 PM (GEYBj)

Both have a hangman. But the fact I could not remember means I need to head to a Mel Brooks reeducation camp stat! My Moron card is in jeopardy.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2020 05:26 PM (hvf9s)

103 He's 37???

I thought he was a twenty-something.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 11, 2020 05:26 PM (XN+hF)

104 Sorry.. I know I'm OT but I'm so upset. Got my new crown yesterday. $900 bucks and it looked so much better. This morning at work I was looking in the mirror a work and there was a very noticeable chip in the bottom of it. It was fine before I went to work. Dentist got me in right away but best he could do for now is file it down. Now it's shorter than my other teeth. I just want to cry.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2020 05:26 PM (dUJdY)

105 I remember my son's 4th grade teacher had the kids go to a local park to say "hi" to Gov. Ryan when his helicopter touched down.

Guy was a rude ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

106 We couldn't get out of Illinois quickly enough when we left after six years there.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (ptqGC)



I stand on my back porch and wave to all its inhabitants as they come across the state line to get gas. You'd think they'd get a clue.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:27 PM (lwiT4)

107 Sending Jussie to prison? It's his answered prayers. I assume he will ask for the really slippery soap.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2020 05:27 PM (bkUtD)

108 FRESH SMOLLET

Posted by: Inmates of Cook County lockup at February 11, 2020 05:27 PM (RD7QR)

109 6 months in the future....


INT. OFFICE OF KIM FOX - DAY

(Phone Rings)

KIM FOX (Picking up Phone) Hello?

TINA TCHEN (Heard through phone) Hello Kim, I need you to do me a favor, for Obama....

KIM FOX (Looking pensively at phone) A favor?

KIM FOX Look Tina, the heat is on, tell Obama I can't so much as take a squirt without The Chicago Sun-Times breathing down my neck, so hang tight and I might be able to do something once this heat is off me...

KIM FOX (Hangs up phone)


(It was all a dream)

Posted by: John Thornton at February 11, 2020 05:27 PM (5KnDh)

110
"The nine murders on the South and West sides between Friday night and early Sunday were the most in a single February weekend since 2002, according to a review of publicly available police data. All nine victims were men between 19 and and 39 years old."
Posted by: mr tmz

=======

How are there any left? ffs if you were neutering pets at that rate, there'd be no problem with ferals and strays.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:27 PM (13CQC)

111 This truly could put a nail in Foxx's re-election. I hope I hope I hope. People sometimes forget that Cook County is comprised of more than just the city of Chicago and Kim's policies with respect to coddling criminals are starting to be felt negatively in both the city and suburbs. Jussie, having been and continuing to be a national story makes it harder for Foxx to avoid the scrutiny and scorn she so richly deserves.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 11, 2020 05:27 PM (tkNkP)

112 Juicy's going down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (ptqGC)
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Phrasing!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 11, 2020 05:27 PM (QyoQ9)

113 Meanwhile, the Obama-connected Soros-funded corrupt prosecutor who let Jussie Smollett off is running for reelection.
++++++++++++
And this is the problem. Smollett going down is all well and good, but Foxx is going to keep her office, her power and her pension.

Anointed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at February 11, 2020 05:27 PM (I2dne)

114 I request that you immediately go stick your head in a bucket. Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (lwiT4)

LOL. The unkind side of my character immediately added "Preferably a bucket with copious amounts of liquid."

I apologize.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2020 05:27 PM (WI7YS)

115 Trump is the only member of the GOP that will call her on her shady crap. Better to wait till 2024 if she really wants to run. Return to running against GOPers that won't criticize a woman or minority and want to lose with dignity.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (hvf9s)

Great advice normally. I suspect Donald Trump will have killed the Democratic Party by then, though, so as her strategist I'd be advising her to gain Canadian citizenship. Hell, she could probably win a Canadian election if she wanted.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2020 05:27 PM (+9YYq)

116 Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 11, 2020 05:26 PM (MbaWR)

I'm sure Trump would specify that non Muslim Nigerians would not be subject to the ban if he were allowed to.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (OVJcF)

117 this is what all the Soros-funded DAs are doing. He realized he didn't have to spend $1 billion to get the laws changed; he only needed to spend $100 million to get hard leftwing DAs elected who would simply ignore the law.

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 05:24 PM (PbpT7)

And get innocent people harmed and killed.

But in the words of a reviled harpy, what difference does it make?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (MbaWR)

118 Juicy's going down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:23 PM (ptqGC)
-----------

Phrasing!
Posted by: blake


If he goes to prison, he will.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (O7kBk)

119 14 Damn I hate being willowed. Commenting after 500 comments is like playing musical chairs.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (OVJcF)


I'd bring my previous comment about Jussie here that was willowed, but I'm not, because I don't want to be mistaken for that Soros poster that stole Willow's nic and is abusing it.

So I won't.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (sy5kK)

120 Grew up in Chicago. Great food, architecture, museums, beer. Just don't go south of ~35th street. And don't live there.

I have four brothers and sisters. All of us are gone, and parents moved to Wisconsin in '17.

Posted by: Kim Foxx at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (U7voe)

121 Nothing will happen to the left.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (TnGIG)

122 Jewells - That doesn't sound right. He couldn't do better than that, and it not being even 24 hours old? He should re-do it on the house!

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (lwiT4)

123 For those that never saw it...

Dave Chappelle on Jessie Smollett

(lotta double letters in those two names)

https://tinyurl.com/tt5saer

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (cF8AT)

124 Off Kim Foxx sock

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (U7voe)

125 Is Jussie going to be the husband or the wife?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (sy5kK)

126 Juicy Foxx Collusion.

Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (l3+k2)

127
Hi, all. I'm posting from the hospital's public wifi network, so my hash will be something very different.

I was supposed to go home this afternoon, but the damned incision is draining -- just a small spot on the lower end of the cut, but the Doc doesn't like that and wants me to stay another night.

I think Miley mentioned that I had a little peeing problem -- couldn't pee and I had to piss like a Russian race horse. They explained that this spinal nerve block they did can have this effect on men (not usually womyns). So the put in a catheter and I filled up a 1.8L bag, and then some in another container.

No problems after that. With this spinal stuff, the bladder and genitals are the last to wake up. Mr. Happy was numb, couldn't feel a thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (nUQeW)

128 The only thing you need to be "most admired woman in America" is a willing press to keep calling you that no matter what.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Well, and have Oprah Winfrey love you too.

That helps.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (vcOmj)

129 37? https://youtu.be/BBtUFSHl4ZY

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (4e+hS)

130 Jewells - That doesn't sound right. He couldn't do
better than that, and it not being even 24 hours old? He should re-do it
on the house!


Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (lwiT4)


What grammie said. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

131 93
When, oh when, is Trump going to understand that if he is not on full attack mode he will continue to be persecuted as the prey?

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (TnGIG)

_________

He needs to surround himself with a small army of confidants with delegated authority who understand this very fact.

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (2+XF3)

132 >>>Is Jussie going to be the husband or the wife?


Yes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (bkUtD)

133 I'm sure Trump would specify that non Muslim Nigerians would not be subject to the ban if he were allowed to.
Posted by: Sebastia

Yeah. It really sucks because it is affecting my family. But i won't bog down this fun thread with that. I'll probably say something on one of the ONTs.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (MbaWR)

134 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

BOB!!!!!

Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (z7i63)

135 The hard-left Chicago Sun-Times



We here in Chicago call it the Scum Times

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (mpeBU)

136 Grew up in Chicago. Great food, architecture, museums, beer. Just don't go south of ~35th street. And don't live there.

Grew up for a while in the 'burbs (DuPage County). Agree on all the positives. If the Dems who run the place all died it'd be a great city.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 11, 2020 05:30 PM (ZGrMX)

137 Anyone have a link to the presser?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:30 PM (/jZjK)

138 As the snow flies on a cold and gray Chicago mornin
A poor little Jussie child is bleached in the ghetto

*In the Ghetto*

And his mama cries 'cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another bleached baby mouth to feed
in the ghetto

*In the Ghetto*

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 05:30 PM (zJnH3)

139 Whatever happened to Juicy's Nigerian *cough* personal trainers?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

140 93
When, oh when, is Trump going to understand that if he is not on full attack mode he will continue to be persecuted as the prey?

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (TnGIG)

He should have entered office with this understanding. If he doesn't get it now, he won't ever.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 05:30 PM (H8QX8)

141 Dan Webb for the win!

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2020 05:30 PM (tyYyF)

142 Considering this hoax was likely hatched in coordination with Kamala Harris to kick off her campaign with a "Trump supporters are white supremacists who literally want to lynch you!" message, this is GOOD.

About dang time we prosecute hate crime hoaxers, particularly those who do it in order to get people elected or legislation passed.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2020 05:30 PM (bDqIh)

143 "It's Jussie Time"

Can we hope 5 to 10?


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 05:18 PM (9y7Yd)


25 or 6 to 4.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 05:30 PM (q1Pj5)

144 Juicy will be doing infomercials on anal leakage in about a year.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 05:31 PM (K4NAq)

145 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (nUQeW)


YIKES

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:31 PM (lwiT4)

146 123 For those that never saw it...

Dave Chappelle on Jessie Smollett

(lotta double letters in those two names)

https://tinyurl.com/tt5saer
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (cF8AT)

There sure are.

Posted by: Bookkeeper at February 11, 2020 05:31 PM (JCx0V)

147 Gawd what an interconnected web of scum.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2020 05:31 PM (mBL57)

148 Came late to the previous story, but feel I should note that if they're leaving, it's not to generate a scandal, it's because they've determined that their usefulness on the inside has evapirated.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 05:31 PM (87EdW)

149 If the noose doesn't fit you must acquit

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 11, 2020 05:31 PM (dKiJG)

150 In other words, the jig, she is up.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 05:32 PM (87EdW)

151 25 or 6 to 4.

And now that riff is stuck in my head.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 11, 2020 05:32 PM (ZGrMX)

152 >>> Great advice normally. I suspect Donald Trump will have killed the Democratic Party by then, though, so as her strategist I'd be advising her to gain Canadian citizenship. Hell, she could probably win a Canadian election if she wanted.

The Obamas, the Sussexxes and Valerie Jarrett can all live in Soros funded McMansions on Vancouver Island together. Match made in heaven.

The dem party dying the same way Labour did, all due to 8 years of Trump...be still my heart! Make it so.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2020 05:32 PM (hvf9s)

153 Hey, publius, you had surgery??

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 11, 2020 05:33 PM (MbaWR)

154

Chuck "Amy" Schumer.


Heh.

Yeah.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 05:33 PM (sy5kK)

155 "Mr. Happy was numb, couldn't feel a thing. "

Rub him behind the ear till he wakes up

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 05:33 PM (tT0V4)

156 And what is wrong with double-letters in one's name?

Posted by: Glenn Allen Himmerschmidtt at February 11, 2020 05:33 PM (XN+hF)

157 THIS IS LIBRARY MAGA COUNTRY!

Posted by: Asian Graduate Student at February 11, 2020 05:33 PM (zJnH3)

158 Trump is going to India.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:33 PM (/jZjK)

159 Juicy Fruit.

Posted by: Wriggley at February 11, 2020 05:33 PM (l3+k2)

160 For those that never saw it...

Dave Chappelle on Jessie Smollett

(lotta double letters in those two names)

https://tinyurl.com/tt5saer
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (cF8AT)

There sure are.
Posted by: Bookkeeper at February 11, 2020 05:31 PM (JCx0V)


***

Indeed. Looks totally like it.

**cant think of any more double letter words**

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2020 05:33 PM (mBL57)

161
Y'know, Jussie is guilty of an even bigger crime. He was in Alien Covenant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 11, 2020 05:33 PM (kw0bd)

162 chique - are you from Nigeria? Don't answer if I'm being too nosy.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (lwiT4)

163 Just watched a doc on 'train or freight hoppers' aka, hobos. They are dangerous & will stomp you to death. And that's just the women hobos. They have weird hobo tats on their faces. No joke.

Posted by: MHK at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (iQIUe)

164 Michelle Obama must be impeached for abuse of power!!

Posted by: Mirror universe Adam Shcitz at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (tyYyF)

165 I'm sorely disappointed the Obamas decided not to move back to their old neighborhood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

166 >>When, oh when, is Trump going to understand that if he is not on full attack mode he will continue to be persecuted as the prey?

What makes you think he doesn't understand this better than anyone on the planet? He's the one under constant attack. I'm pretty sure he gets it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

167 This won't actually go anywhere - they'll dick around for a while then settle for a slap on the wrist fine and 10 hours of "community service".

Posted by: I Have Questions at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (BvNzB)

168
I'm curious, what does Kim Foxx do for the Chicago machine that no other lefty prosecutor couldn't do?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (13CQC)

169 >>>Juicy will be doing infomercials on anal leakage in about a year.<<<

Surprise Otter approves.

Posted by: Surprise Otter at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (ATCV4)

170

Well, it looks like we'll all be infected with the corona flu. That's just wonderful.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (3sWbG)

171 Well ain't this a punch in the nuts.

Posted by: Michael Obama at February 11, 2020 05:35 PM (sWM8x)

172
Juicy is a repulsive word. I prefer wet, dripping, or soaked.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (eANeL)

What's your position on moist?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 05:35 PM (q1Pj5)

173 25 or 6 to 4.

And now that riff is stuck in my head.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 11,


***

Piker.

Posted by: It's a Small World Afterall at February 11, 2020 05:35 PM (mBL57)

174



Funny how The Last Ship tv show plot is coming to Real Life.



Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 05:35 PM (3sWbG)

175 >>I'm curious, what does Kim Foxx do for the Chicago machine that no other lefty prosecutor couldn't do?


Dominates the Low Post.

Seriously. She owns the paint.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 05:35 PM (zJnH3)

176 Murder is up 35% in Baltimore.


Chicago had nine killed over the weekend...

We had ten according to the just released information.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 05:35 PM (tT0V4)

177 What's your position on moist?
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 05:35 PM (q1Pj5)

That's what she said

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 11, 2020 05:36 PM (OVJcF)

178 What makes you think he doesn't understand this better than anyone on the planet? He's the one under constant attack. I'm pretty sure he gets it.

But can he do anything about it? Now Chuckie Schumer is demanding the DOJ IG to investigate Barr/ Trump for the Stone sentencing ...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2020 05:36 PM (6XlcD)

179 I'm curious, what does Kim Foxx do for the Chicago machine that no other lefty prosecutor couldn't do?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (13CQC)
++++++++++
Ignore the law while conspiring with Kamala Harris and Corey Booker to trigger a race riot as a part of a softening-up campaign to re-seizure of power by the Left?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at February 11, 2020 05:36 PM (I2dne)

180
Kim Foxx is full on SJW and letting criminals go because arresting them is racist or something. Crime is getting completely out of hand and it's happening in the nicer neighborhoods now. All those lake front liberals are getting a good dose of this as they are being attacked and robbed on Michigan Avenue and other places like that. I'm sure they'll all vote for her again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2020 05:36 PM (mpeBU)

181 "When, oh when, is Trump going to understand that if he is not on full attack mode he will continue to be persecuted as the prey?"

Trump seems to be doing pretty well on his own. OTOH, Some of the advice posted here would hurt him badly if he followed it.

Posted by: Chris M at February 11, 2020 05:36 PM (eAZVt)

182
this is what all the Soros-funded DAs are doing. He realized he didn't have to spend $1 billion to get the laws changed; he only needed to spend $100 million to get hard leftwing DAs elected who would simply ignore the law.

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 05:24 PM (PbpT7)


This is the same theory that Jeff Bezos executed, when he decided to buy the Washington Post, instead of hiring a bunch of lobbyists.

Lower cost, better value, more effective.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 05:36 PM (sy5kK)

183 >>25 or 6 to 4.

And now that riff is stuck in my head.



Needs more Flute.

Posted by: Ian Anderson at February 11, 2020 05:36 PM (zJnH3)

184 I'm sure they'll all vote for her again

Yes they will

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2020 05:37 PM (6XlcD)

185 Murder is up 35% in Baltimore.


Chicago had nine killed over the weekend...

We had ten according to the just released information.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Can I get 11? Detroit, I'm looking at YOU!!

Time to step up your game.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at February 11, 2020 05:37 PM (vcOmj)

186 >>But can he do anything about it? Now Chuckie Schumer is demanding the DOJ IG to investigate Barr/ Trump for the Stone sentencing ...

hahaha. Yea, I'm sure Barr will get right on that.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 05:37 PM (ZLI7S)

187 Except for the whole "starting a race war" stuff, I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard.

Not really, mostly because of the "race war" stuff. Fucker.

Posted by: nip at February 11, 2020 05:37 PM (cpS4u)

188 170

Well, it looks like we'll all be infected with the corona flu. That's just wonderful.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (3sWbG)

Yeah, I'm not going to black pill today. The info leaking out gets worse and worse. Who would have thought editing genes with different highly contagious and fatal pathogens would be a bad idea?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:37 PM (eANeL)

189 Living in the city

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:37 PM (/jZjK)

190 25 or 6 to 4.



And now that riff is stuck in my head.




I've had Baker Street in mine for a day and a half.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:37 PM (lwiT4)

191 With this spinal stuff, the bladder and genitals are the last to wake up. Mr. Happy was numb, couldn't feel a thing.





Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (nUQeW)

Shame if the catheter nurse was cute. Have a full and quick recovery though!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 05:38 PM (q1Pj5)

192 What makes you think he doesn't understand this better than anyone on the planet? He's the one under constant attack. I'm pretty sure he gets it


Oh, I think that by now Trump gets it. I am not sure that he gets that they will never stop and that he needs to obliterate them before they destroy us.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:38 PM (TnGIG)

193 Nice to see the right thing can sometimes happen in Chicago.
Posted by: Ian S.
-------

Rather too early to tell, but I'm glad that Smollett is, presumably, sweating.

Kim Foxx ought to be faced with some variety of malfeasance charge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 05:38 PM (xSo9G)

194 hahaha. Yea, I'm sure Barr will get right on that.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 05:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Probably not but it gives the MSM something to talk about

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2020 05:38 PM (6XlcD)

195 I'm sorely disappointed the Obamas decided not to move back to their old neighborhood.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

In truth the "Kaminsky Field" Obamas were never really Chicagoans.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 11, 2020 05:38 PM (tkNkP)

196 I heard Joe Biden say if you drive or Corvette into the Sun you go back in time. maybe he will try it !!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at February 11, 2020 05:38 PM (qM84C)

197 James Woods is locked out of Twitter again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

198 Kim Foxx ought to be faced with some variety of malfeasance charge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 05:38 PM (xSo9G)
++++++++++
The absolute worst that will possibly happen to her on this planet or any of its infinite parallels is failure to be re-elected.

And even that is a long-odds bet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at February 11, 2020 05:39 PM (I2dne)

199 Funny how The Last Ship tv show plot is coming to Real Life.



But..Mona Rithra.

Did I spell that right?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2020 05:39 PM (mBL57)

200 Can't a gay black man go out for a "Subway Sandwich"* in Trump's America without being put in fear of his life?!?!

- Juicy Smolensk




*I quintuple-dog-dare you to Google that term. Heh.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2020 05:39 PM (fp3O8)

201 In truth the "Kaminsky Field" Obamas were never really Chicagoans.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 11, 2020 05:38 PM (tkNkP)



Or Americans.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:39 PM (lwiT4)

202 Yesterday was Manic!

Posted by: The Bangles at February 11, 2020 05:39 PM (l3+k2)

203 My current annoying earworm is Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel's "Come Up and See Me (Make Me Smile)"

I don't even like the damn song! Well, it's okay, but now I hate it, till the earworm dies.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2dljx7b

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 11, 2020 05:39 PM (XN+hF)

204 "Evidently there is some connection between Juicy and Kamala Harris."

Sens. Harris and Booker were ready to introduce new hate crime legislation concurrent with when this obvious hoax was launched.
Funny how that legislation, touted as the most important thing ever, was soon thereafter shelved.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at February 11, 2020 05:39 PM (w7KSn)

205 Juicy having to do community service. 60 days of handing out Korans at the local mosque.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 05:39 PM (K4NAq)

206 Trump seems to be doing pretty well on his own. OTOH, Some of the advice posted here would hurt him badly if he followed it.



Posted by: Chris M at February 11, 2020 05:36 PM (eAZVt)

What? Our dating/ medical/ relationship/ child-rearing advice is top notch!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 05:40 PM (q1Pj5)

207 In truth the "Kaminsky Field" Obamas were never really Chicagoans.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 11, 2020 05:38 PM (tkNkP)


Barry wasn't but Big Mike was from the shithole south side. Of course she got out as fast as she could

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2020 05:40 PM (mpeBU)

208 They are all part of the same political machine, it's in their interest for her to be reelected. As long as she keeps taking *their* phone calls.

Posted by: PG at February 11, 2020 05:40 PM (iqCkn)

209 I tole Kim's mama the bitch no good.

Posted by: Red Foxx at February 11, 2020 05:40 PM (sWM8x)

210 >>>What's your position on moist?<<<

Double down.

Posted by: Surprise Otter at February 11, 2020 05:40 PM (ATCV4)

211 I'd rather debate Bernie than Mike. Bernie has real followers Bloomberg is buying his way in.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:41 PM (/jZjK)

212 Grammie, Jane.. He's gonna replace it but there's not enough time between now and when I leave on the 22nd. Plus it's hell getting a whole new crown. All that filing off of the old.. Jesus.. I fet like I was being tortured.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

213 this is what all the Soros-funded DAs are doing. He realized he didn't have to spend $1 billion to get the laws changed; he only needed to spend $100 million to get hard leftwing DAs elected who would simply ignore the law.

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 05:24 PM (PbpT7)

Then those DA's get elected as local superior court judges where 95% of the people can't afford appeals. And lawyers under 40 all play for the same team as the judges which is to take your money and punish non-Marxist thoughts, speech, and actions.

The rot runs very deep on the local levels.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:41 PM (eANeL)

214 hahaha. Yea, I'm sure Barr will get right on that.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 05:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Probably not but it gives the MSM something to talk about
Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2020 05:38 PM (6XlcD)

That was my willowed comment:


Anytime I hear fake news / charges from a leftist politician's word hole I immediately think of Michael in The Godfather.

' Now we got people at the newspapers, right Tom?'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 11, 2020 05:41 PM (OVJcF)

215 Grammie, Jane.. He's gonna replace it but there's
not enough time between now and when I leave on the 22nd. Plus it's hell
getting a whole new crown. All that filing off of the old.. Jesus.. I
fet like I was being tortured.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2020 05:41 PM (dUJdY)


Oh, hon. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:41 PM (ptqGC)

216 All those lake front liberals are getting a good dose of this as they are being attacked and robbed on Michigan Avenue and other places like that. I'm sure they'll all vote for her again


Or move to Fl or NC and vote for all the successful policies they previously supported in Chicago.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:42 PM (TnGIG)

217 Jewells - that stinks.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:42 PM (lwiT4)

218 Once again the news can't do the minimum basics of their job.

Indicted. For what pray tell?

Surely the indictment lists the crime(s).

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 05:42 PM (ZfRYq)

219 Sens. Harris and Booker were ready to introduce new hate crime legislation concurrent with when this obvious hoax was launched.
---
They were obviously in on it. Wouldn't it be great if that came out in court.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2020 05:42 PM (sWM8x)

220 >>>>>What's your position on moist?

>Double down.


Split'em first.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 05:42 PM (zJnH3)

221 Moist is a good word. It sounds clean. Juicy doesn't sound like anything I want to be around or in.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:43 PM (jDqdz)

222 it's chicago. therefor, i don't care. scatter the ashes and shit. the only thing redeeming about chicago is leaving.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 05:43 PM (KP5rU)

223 see update

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 05:43 PM (PbpT7)

224 OT but related to the Roger stone story below. I don't think those special US attorneys are gone, but just moved back to their old government jobs. Like Vindman, they were just moved to another area of the swamp. Just in time for new calls to impeach Barr to begin.

Posted by: Drc at February 11, 2020 05:43 PM (vbaSG)

225 James sure didn't waste any time on that, of course he was a marked man to start.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 05:43 PM (ZCEU2)

226 Oh well.. first world problems right? I'll survive.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2020 05:44 PM (dUJdY)

227
I'm curious, what does Kim Foxx do for the Chicago machine that no other lefty prosecutor couldn't do?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (13CQC)
++++++++++
Ignore the law while conspiring with Kamala Harris and Corey Booker to trigger a race riot as a part of a softening-up campaign to re-seizure of power by the Left?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne)

======

So, she's got a proven record, whereas some other amoral lefty, while thinking properly, hasn't necessarily shown they can get the job done?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:44 PM (13CQC)

228 it's chicago. therefor, i don't care. scatter the ashes and shit. the only thing redeeming about chicago is leaving.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 05:43 PM (KP5rU)

I did. Back in '73.

Posted by: Jesus at February 11, 2020 05:44 PM (q1Pj5)

229 Update to Last Story: The fourth Rogue Angry Democrat Prosecutor has resigned and joined in the next politico-media operation to get yet another investigation going.

Does everyone realize that Trump has had a Special Counsel investigation on him for two and a half years, then just a month of relative peace before Schiff and Nadler started the Fake Impeachment investigation?

And now they're trying to get another Special Counsel investigation. If/when that is refused, they'll use that as a pretext to open another Fake Impeachment Inquiry.

They are literally attempting to make it so that Trump spends virtually every month of his first four year term -- and then every month of his second four year term -- under vaguely-defined free-ranging criminal investigation.

They are rewriting the Constitution so that President Trump -- and I guess any other future president who upsets the Deep State -- will have a Permanent Court of Inquisition on eternal fishing expeditions open at all times.

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 05:45 PM (PbpT7)

230 219 Sens. Harris and Booker were ready to introduce new hate crime legislation concurrent with when this obvious hoax was launched.
------


They should have a presser and make their presentation.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:45 PM (/jZjK)

231 Speaking of systemic and ubiquitous racism against blacks in America today -- part of our DNA as a former DogEater once noted -- isn't the total rejection of Joe Biden by the Democrat establishment and voters REALLY a total rejection of the Obama presidency?

And doesn't that make these the Democrat establishment and voters racist per the new rules that we were subjugated to for eight years? Why yes, I think it does ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers for Biden 2020! at February 11, 2020 05:45 PM (2+XF3)

232 158 Trump is going to India.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:33 PM (/jZjK)

He will love their streets.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:45 PM (GxKx3)

233 "They are rewriting the Constitution so that President Trump -- and I guess any other future president who upsets the Deep State -- will have a Permanent Court of Inquisition on eternal fishing expeditions open at all times."

__________________

Unless I completely misunderstand how our government works, all of this can be shut down by Barr at any time.

Just makes zero sense to me.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2020 05:45 PM (sjTfF)

234 And Russia! cranks up again, with a Pew poll saying a quarter of Republicans think Putin "does the right things".

Seriously, these Democrats are completely deranged. They sound like they belong in a homeless shelter shooting up or living on the streets and hauling their belongings around in shopping carts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (LISuA)

235 170

Well, it looks like we'll all be infected with the corona flu. That's just wonderful.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 05:34 PM (3sWbG)

Do you have something you'd like to point to for that statement?

Posted by: Inmates of Cook County lockup at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (RD7QR)

236 I'm waiting for Lindsey to weigh in.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (K4NAq)

237 jesus was a smart dude.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (KP5rU)

238 They are rewriting the Constitution so that President Trump -- and I guess any other future president who upsets the Deep State -- will have a Permanent Court of Inquisition on eternal fishing expeditions open at all times.
+++++++++++
Sort of. Sadly, they realized they don't need to rewrite the Constitution. So long as enough assholes are in positions to perpetrate this stuff, they can and will do so.

The only solution to this is the wholesale destruction of vast tracts of the federal government. Entire cabinet agencies need to be gutted or eliminated entirely. Since that won't happen, we can expect more of the same until they just cut to the chase and assassinate anyone they see as a threat. I think it will come to that. You're free to challenge the Deep State but if it looks like you'll be in a position to *do* anything about it, they'll just ice you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (I2dne)

239 see update

And Trump weighed in again today saying it was ridiculous to sentence Stone to that many years... He said he didn't speak to Barr about it.. I hope he didn't cause they are "gunning" for him

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (6XlcD)

240 205 Juicy having to do community service. 60 days of handing out Korans at the local mosque.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 05:39 PM (K4NAq)


I first read that as "handing out Koreans", and just figured that is what a Soros-owned and managed Chicago AG would do.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (sy5kK)

241 I have never had any desire to go to India.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (lwiT4)

242 "And now they're trying to get another Special Counsel investigation.
They are literally attempting to make it so that Trump spends virtually every month of his first four year term -- and then every month of his second four year term -- under vaguely-defined free-ranging criminal investigation."

Good luck. Only the USAG, from memory, can appoint a special counsel. It wouldn't have happened the first time but/for Sessions' recusal and the Deep Statey Rosenstein being handy.

Barr probably is about to hit back, however lightly, and they know it. This is desperation.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (puu6v)

243
I look forward to Jussie's next dramatic venture, Dropped Soap, or How I Met Your Daddy.

Perhaps those entertainment moguls, Barky and Big Mike, can slot it into their Netflix production schedule.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (jlMI/)

244
OT but related to the Roger stone story below. I don't think those special US attorneys are gone, but just moved back to their old government jobs. Like Vindman, they were just moved to another area of the swamp. Just in time for new calls to impeach Barr to begin.
Posted by: Drc

======

That is correct. That's what the "footnote" was about in the previous thread. They're all resuming their normal lefty posts and... no one is stopping them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (13CQC)

245 Plural perp sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (RD7QR)

246 They were obviously in on it. Wouldn't it be great if that came out in court.


You mean like .... what's the word?

Oh yea "Justice"!


never happen...cuz Chicago

Posted by: Paladin at February 11, 2020 05:47 PM (1IDog)

247 >>I did. Back in '73.

We still tell stories about your drive through Mississippi.

Posted by: Wine Moms of Biloxi at February 11, 2020 05:47 PM (zJnH3)

248 "Barry wasn't but Big Mike was from the shithole south side. Of course she got out as fast as she could."

The South Shore neighborhood wasn't always a shithole-ask Larry Ellison (Oracle) and David Mamet, who grew up there. Somehow thousands of ethnic whites-Jews, Protestants and Catholics lived side by side without wrecking the place.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 11, 2020 05:47 PM (m/Gc2)

249 Grammie-

I'm not from Nigeria.

And Hiya Chique !

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 05:47 PM (arJlL)

250 Trump better get off his orange ass and start making serious personnel changes and criminal arrests as soon as possible because as you state, it's just going to be one constant falsified investigation klusterfuk to the next. All designed to keep him from taking action. So take a page out of the clintons textbook and just do scandal after scandal after scandal after Scandal until people get tired of it.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at February 11, 2020 05:47 PM (nWmg2)

251 >> I have never had any desire to go to India.


'Come for the Plague, stay for the dysentery.'

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 05:48 PM (zJnH3)

252 Trump is going to India.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:33 PM (/jZjK)

He will love their streets.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:45 PM (GxKx3)

San Fran is requesting additional HB 1 visas to bring over Untouchables to clean up their side walks.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 11, 2020 05:48 PM (OVJcF)

253 Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 05:45 PM (PbpT7)

It almost makes you wonder if there's some link between these guys and the congress that is on the verge of being exposed. These guys need to quit so they cannot be compelled to cooperate with a Grand Jury.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2020 05:48 PM (EK+jJ)

254 Posted by: ace at February 11, 2020 05:45 PM (PbpT7)


That's what they are trying to do. I don't think that they have achieved any of their goals and quite possibly the opposite.

I have faith.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:48 PM (/jZjK)

255 I have never had any desire to go to India.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (lwiT4)
++++++++++++
I was supposed to be going this weekend, but my company delayed the trip due to coronavirus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at February 11, 2020 05:48 PM (I2dne)

256 Or move to Fl or NC and vote for all the successful policies they previously supported in Chicago.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:42 PM (TnGIG)


They are moving to the collar counties and turning them into Dem shitholes. DuPage County used to be solid Republican and is now light blue and elected that scumbag Sean Kasten

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2020 05:49 PM (kw5n8)

257 I have never had any desire to go to India.
Posted by: grammie winger

Ever been to a 7-11 ?

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 05:49 PM (arJlL)

258 chicago is a shithole built on a landfill built over another shithole. fuck chicago. land of oprah and the chocolate jesus clan. enough.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 05:49 PM (KP5rU)

259 Actually this was all a plot by Jimmy Johns.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 05:49 PM (eb8JV)

260 I said from the beginning that Trump and his supporters are like the dad while the Deep State/Marxists/Bolsheviks are like the mother in family court during a high conflict divorce. It's been 3.5 years and counting.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:49 PM (GxKx3)

261 That is correct. That's what the "footnote" was about in the previous thread. They're all resuming their normal lefty posts and... no one is stopping them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (13CQC)


So not EVEN a lateral to HR.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 05:49 PM (ZfRYq)

262 Ever been to a 7-11 ?

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 05:49 PM (arJlL)


Oddly enough,I have not.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:49 PM (lwiT4)

263 Barr probably is about to hit back, however lightly, and they know it. This is desperation



Ahem. I'll have what you are having...

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:50 PM (TnGIG)

264 228
it's chicago. therefor, i don't care. scatter the ashes and shit. the only thing redeeming about chicago is leaving.



Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 05:43 PM (KP5rU)

I did. Back in '73.


Posted by: Jesus at February 11, 2020 05:44 PM (q1Pj5)


Did you ever make it to New Orleans?

Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2020 05:50 PM (l3+k2)

265 All Barr has to say is he authorized the new DOJ position without speaking to Trump and that's that. There is no basis for any investigation of anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 05:51 PM (ZLI7S)

266 229 Update to Last Story: The fourth Rogue Angry Democrat Prosecutor has resigned and joined in the next politico-media operation to get yet another investigation going.



They are all crooked and now are running scared. They know that they broke the law. And they know that Trump is now free to walk about the cabin.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 05:51 PM (sy5kK)

267 Lawfare. Simple as that. They do it. We don't.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 05:51 PM (90T4r)

268 Her opponent is another full of BS Democrat with the bonus of being whiter than a Polar Bear.

Posted by: DaveA at February 11, 2020 05:51 PM (FhXTo)

269 Jesus, how's CNN & MSNBC going to find Legal Analyst positions for all four of these ex-Stone prosecutors by next week? I guess, Fox is going to have to start picking up some of the MSM load, so to speak.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 11, 2020 05:51 PM (hdzef)

270 "263 Barr probably is about to hit back, however lightly, and they know it. This is desperation



Ahem. I'll have what you are having..."

Non-alcoholic hope.

Something's about to happen, even if it is just a reduced pension.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 05:51 PM (puu6v)

271 Did you ever make it to New Orleans?


Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2020 05:50 PM (l3+k2)

Went to California instead.

Posted by: Jesus at February 11, 2020 05:51 PM (q1Pj5)

272 He's going to India (next week/month) says that Modi is building the biggest stadium in the world.

Apparently PDT is going to speak to the Indian masses.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (/jZjK)

273 I have never had any desire to go to India.


'Come for the Plague, stay for the dysentery.'
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 05:48 PM


***

I spent several weeks in Pakistan back in the 80's.
Damn.
On the upside they had some awesome Indian jokes.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (eb8JV)

274
San Fran is requesting additional HB 1 visas to bring over Untouchables to clean up their side walks.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


To hell with that shit!

Posted by: Zombie Eliot Ness at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (aKsyK)

275 They are rewriting the Constitution so that President Trump -- and I guess any other future president who upsets the Deep State -- will have a Permanent Court of Inquisition on eternal fishing expeditions open at all times."
-------
It is becoming pretty clear that if Trump doesn't unleash the full power of the US government on his enemies, then those enemies are going to continue to utilize it against him. This has become thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves. I think the only real hope Trump has if the deep state starts going after its own-like Barr or cocaine Mitch. If they can avoid too much collateral damage Trump will eventually lose-or just go away.

Posted by: Drc at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (vbaSG)

276 He got 100,000 in Houston.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (/jZjK)

277 Sorry. Noticed we are sandwich shops now.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (90T4r)

278 265 All Barr has to say is he authorized the new DOJ position without speaking to Trump and that's that. There is no basis for any investigation of anything.

Trump said he didn't speak to Barr.. Hope he didn't...You can bet their "leakers" in the WH are scouring all the phone/ communications records

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (6XlcD)

279
18 Cory Booker just tweeted that his "current hard-on for Rosario Dawson prevents him from commenting on this outrage at this time."
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (4e+hS)


I believe you meant "Severely heterosexual Cory Booker", per AoSHQ style guidelines.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (jlMI/)

280 On the upside they had some awesome Indian jokes.
Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (eb8JV)

Like?...

Posted by: Vanya, Ethnically Insensitive at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (U7voe)

281 Jesus, how's CNN MSNBC going to find Legal
Analyst positions for all four of these ex-Stone prosecutors by next
week? I guess, Fox is going to have to start picking up some of the MSM
load, so to speak.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 11, 2020 05:51 PM (hdzef)

It's like the fishes and loaves thing. One must have faith, even as little as a mustard seed.

Posted by: Jesus at February 11, 2020 05:53 PM (q1Pj5)

282 IMPEACHMENT IS OFF THE TABLE.

Posted by: Paul Ryno at February 11, 2020 05:53 PM (pw+jk)

283 It is becoming pretty clear that if Trump doesn't unleash the full power of the US government on his enemies, then those enemies are going to continue to utilize it against him. This has become thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves. I think the only real hope Trump has if the deep state starts going after its own-like Barr or cocaine Mitch. If they can avoid too much collateral damage Trump will eventually lose-or just go away.
Posted by: Drc at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (vbaSG)
++++++++++++++
The "full power of the US government" won't comply with such an order. Most members of the government are in opposition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at February 11, 2020 05:53 PM (I2dne)

284 >>I spent several weeks in Pakistan back in the 80's.


Did you ever find out who won the Cricket Match?

I'm assuming your visa expired before it was over.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 05:53 PM (zJnH3)

285 All Barr has to say is he authorized the new DOJ position without speaking to Trump and that's that. There is no basis for any investigation of anything.
Posted by: JackStraw
--------

"cover-up!, cover-up!, cover-up!"

Posted by: Dem chant, repeated by MSM at February 11, 2020 05:53 PM (CDGwz)

286 242 "And now they're trying to get another Special Counsel investigation.
They are literally attempting to make it so that Trump spends virtually every month of his first four year term -- and then every month of his second four year term -- under vaguely-defined free-ranging criminal investigation."

Good luck. Only the USAG, from memory, can appoint a special counsel. It wouldn't have happened the first time but/for Sessions' recusal and the Deep Statey Rosenstein being handy.

Barr probably is about to hit back, however lightly, and they know it. This is desperation.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 05:46 PM (puu6v)

I agree, there's nothing here but 4 disgruntled employees resigning. Barr will tell Schumer and the others LOLGFY - so the House opens another investigation, so what? They already showed their impotence, and they're going to make the 2020 election all about pissy Bureaucrats? That'd be a dream come true for Trump!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2020 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

287 What a raciss country we live in! The Po-Po is not absolutely and totally believing a famous black man who said white trash in MAGA hats attacked him for being black? Then investigating the black dude who says he suffered raciss violence? My oh my, too bad it's winter, or tonight every black man and woman in this raciss country would be marching and burning every business in the neighborhood!!!!

Posted by: Corn Pop at February 11, 2020 05:53 PM (AMIL/)

288 272 He's going to India (next week/month) says that Modi is building the biggest stadium in the world.

Apparently PDT is going to speak to the Indian masses.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (/jZjK)

His hologram will be speaking to the masses.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:54 PM (GxKx3)

289 18 Cory Booker just tweeted that his "current
hard-on for Rosario Dawson prevents him from commenting on this outrage
at this time."

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 11, 2020 05:16 PM (4e+hS)



I believe you meant "Severely heterosexual Cory Booker", per AoSHQ style guidelines.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 05:52 PM (jlMI/)

==
I believe it is FIERCELY heterosexual.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 05:54 PM (pw+jk)

290 282: hey paul! this dick aint gonna suck itself!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 05:54 PM (KP5rU)

291
they're trying to get another Special Counsel investigation. If/when that is refused, they'll use that as a pretext to open another Fake Impeachment Inquiry.

Posted by: ace

======

I bet if they keep the House they'll go for another Fake Impeachment -- there are no costs to them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:54 PM (13CQC)

292 265 All Barr has to say is he authorized the new DOJ position without speaking to Trump and that's that. There is no basis for any investigation of anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 05:51 PM (ZLI7S)


Would you elaborate?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:55 PM (/jZjK)

293 there's nothing here but 4 disgruntled employees resigning.


So what's to investigate? Seems dumb.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:55 PM (lwiT4)

294 I bet if they keep the House they'll go for another Fake Impeachment -- there are no costs to them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:54 PM (13CQC)
+++++++++++
Likely. Losing elections is the only consequence. If they don't, it is full steam ahead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at February 11, 2020 05:55 PM (I2dne)

295
I bet if they keep the House they'll go for another Fake Impeachment -- there are no costs to them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:54 PM (13CQC)


Nope. They will impeach again this session.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2020 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)

296 Maybe Trump is jonesing for some authentic chicken vindaloo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 05:55 PM (q1Pj5)

297 There has been a often though here and there that a lot of the fear of Trump is because all the underhanded and back room dealing between foreign governments and government officials.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 05:56 PM (ZCEU2)

298 >>Cory Booker just tweeted that his "current
hard-on for Rosario Dawson prevents him from commenting on this outrage
at this time."



>I believe you meant "Severely heterosexual Cory Booker", per AoSHQ style guidelines.

==
>I believe it is FIERCELY heterosexual.

Also, Hard-ON implies that it is ever OFF...

And my dick is all about smashing that gash!

Posted by: The Fiercely Hetero Cory Booker at February 11, 2020 05:56 PM (zJnH3)

299 The Dems want a Special Council to investigate some guys resigning in a huff?

Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2020 05:56 PM (l3+k2)

300 there's nothing here but 4 disgruntled employees resigning.

So what's to investigate? Seems dumb.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:55 PM (lwiT4)
++++++++++++
Their holy and infallible recommendations to destroy their enemies were overturned by the president. Their positions of clandestine power were threatened, and so they quit in protest.

This would not have come to pass if Trump weren't a monster. As a result, Trump needs to be destroyed post haste and more special prosecutors are needed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at February 11, 2020 05:56 PM (I2dne)

301 I have faith



So do I. But it's seriously being tested now.

All I see is that short of an act of God raining plagues of hell on these assholes and everything dear to them I don't see anyone standing up for Trump much less the sane part of this country.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:56 PM (TnGIG)

302 "291
they're trying to get another Special Counsel investigation. If/when that is refused, they'll use that as a pretext to open another Fake Impeachment Inquiry.

Posted by: ace

======

I bet if they keep the House they'll go for another Fake Impeachment -- there are no costs to them."

Since there are no prospects of a Barr-appointed Special Counsel, this is a tacit admission Trump will get a second term. The claim will be they have to keep the House to investigate this horrible obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 05:56 PM (puu6v)

303 I bet if they keep the House they'll go for another Fake Impeachment -- there are no costs to them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:54 PM (13CQC)

IF.

Although the long term cost is that our legislature continues it's slide into irrelevancy, and we become a nation that is completely run by the Bureaucracy and the Courts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM (Kpl3J)

304 293 there's nothing here but 4 disgruntled employees resigning.


So what's to investigate? Seems dumb.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:55 PM (lwiT4)

See, that does not matter. They get by with pulling this crap, and it will just get promoted by the Media and an apathetic DC.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM (90T4r)

305 267 Lawfare. Simple as that. They do it. We don't.
Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 05:51 PM (

I'd take my chances with a duel rather than face court again against a Marxist. Ten paces and lets end this thing.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM (GxKx3)

306 I bet if they keep the House they'll go for another Fake Impeachment -- there are no costs to them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
---------

I say again, I am seeking a way to capitalize on the phrase 'Impeach 46!'. I wonder if the domain is already registered?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM (CDGwz)

307 Did you ever find out who won the Cricket Match?

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 05:53 PM (zJnH3)

I had a really good time one rainy afternoon in a bar in Sydney (on the harbor). We watched cricket, listened to the bartender expound on its rules, got drunk, and still know nothing about the game.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM (dLLD6)

308 A sure way to stop this madness is to register for NoVaMoMe 2020!

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM (MVjcR)

309 I spent several weeks in Pakistan back in the 80's.


Did you ever find out who won the Cricket Match?

I'm assuming your visa expired before it was over.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 05:53 PM


No.
And I even consulted a Aussie colleague. He laughed his arse off.
Visa? Back then i had one of those magical black passports. Very cool.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM (eb8JV)

310 I have never had any desire to go to India.

I love it when the contestants on The Amazing Race get sent to India.

Every time:
When the contestants find out they're going to India, they get really excited.

When they first arrive, they get seriously overwhelmed by the sheer volume of people. People everywhere.

Then they start to see the real India. Trash everywhere. Stink everywhere. Real, grinding poverty everywhere. Little homeless kids bathing three feet downriver from an ox shitting into the river.

You can see they're struggling not to say it out loud, "India is a shit-hole."

When they leave, they always look exhausted. They're excited for their next destination, but unlike every other place they leave, they actually comment on how glad they are to leave.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (9t0Zz)

311 Chuk Toad of MSNBC reminds of the bearded coke head in Die Hard.
Reminds of Speaker Pelosi with the moving dentures. She is exhibiting tardive dyskyensia symptoms of a neuroleptic med. She did say DJT was sedated and we know projection is commie dna.
The side effects look like Nancy's mouth movements and limb gestures, blinking agitation.

Posted by: 2020 at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (WX+x0)

312 >>Apparently PDT is going to speak to the Indian masses.


Worst white nationalist ever.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (bDqIh)

313
Oddly enough,I have not.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:49 PM (lwiT4)


A word to the wise -- neither touch nor consume those encased meat products on rollers under the heat lamps that they sell at 7-11s.

Do give a big "how-de-do!" to the dot, not feather, Indians that Sundown Joe insists own and run those establishments, however.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (jlMI/)

314 A sure way to stop this madness is to register for NoVaMoMe 2020!

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM (MVjcR)

Will there be cauliflower and oysters?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (dLLD6)

315 They are moving to the collar counties and turning
them into Dem shitholes. DuPage County used to be solid Republican and
is now light blue and elected that scumbag Sean Kasten

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2020 05:49 PM (kw5n

==
Yes that but more, as in california, the good people are moving out and tipping the balance.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (pw+jk)

316 297 There has been a often though here and there that a lot of the fear of Trump is because all the underhanded and back room dealing between foreign governments and government officials.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 05:56 PM (ZCEU2)


If it all comes out it will not only be politicians but sons and daughters going to jail. Or court. Or at least exposed.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (/jZjK)

317 @seanmdav

Report: James Clapper Leaked Dossier Briefing To CNN, Lied About It

https://tinyurl.com/qute6do

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (cF8AT)

318 This shit is going to continue until indictments start flying out of the office of AG Barr at light fucking speed. And at the risk of being called ahem impatient, well fuck yes, I am sick and mother-fucking tired of this shit.

Of coup plotters walking among Free Men
Of Deep State hacks openly undermining the duly elected POTUS
And of decent people guilty of nothing but process crimes, if that, having their lives ruined while all this is going on

Do not give a rats fucking ass if some people find me to be impatient. I am impatient to the point that I am damn near ready to give up on all this and start doing Deplorable shit. So yeah, now would be a good damn time to start issuing some indictments.

Else? Fuck this shit.

Posted by: DocJ at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (2ROZf)

319 A sure way to stop this madness is to register for NoVaMoMe 2020!
Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM


Hey Weas,
Is the venue near a metro stop? If not, what are some good hotel nearby?
Asking for a friend. Her initials are Nurse R but no names please.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 05:59 PM (eb8JV)

320 Posted by: 2020 at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (WX+x0)

Hey, sprechen sie talk?

Posted by: Vanya at February 11, 2020 05:59 PM (U7voe)

321
Will there be cauliflower and oysters?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (dLLD6)
-----
Of course! bluebell is bringing her favorite recipes!

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 05:59 PM (MVjcR)

322 "303 I bet if they keep the House they'll go for another Fake Impeachment -- there are no costs to them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2020 05:54 PM (13CQC)

IF.

Although the long term cost is that our legislature continues it's slide into irrelevancy, and we become a nation that is completely run by the Bureaucracy and the Courts."

Also, the propaganda organs tomorrow will lightly mention an avowed socialist is the Democratic frontrunner and then turn to panels upon panels about this newest threat to muh norms.

This time it's a transparent joke even to the gullible.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 11, 2020 05:59 PM (puu6v)

323 A sure way to stop this madness is to register for NoVaMoMe 2020!

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM (MVjcR)

Will there be cauliflower and oysters?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

And Maple Syrup !

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 06:00 PM (arJlL)

324 When they leave, they always look exhausted. They're excited for their next destination, but unlike every other place they leave, they actually comment on how glad they are to leave.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (9t0Zz)
+++++++++++++
I said something very non-PC today and thankfully no one reported me for it. My trip to India just got canceled because of the coronavirus risk. I was speaking about it with my budget manager to find out whether they wanted to me to cancel or rebook, etc.

He thought the whole thing was an expensive overreaction. I said that it might be, but India is one giant disease vector and so I am fine with defensive behavior on this topic.

He mentioned that maybe I shouldn't repeat that around other people as they might take it the wrong way LOL.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at February 11, 2020 06:00 PM (I2dne)

325 Will Juicy still be able to vote for Mayo Peter when he's in prison?

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2020 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

326 I wish that I had Jussie girl
Where can I find a non binary half black white caucasian front pole carrying manstruating womyn like that?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 06:00 PM (JFO2v)

327 >>Would you elaborate?

There's not much to elaborate. The prosecutors came back with a new sentencing request that was extreme. The DOJ leadership decided it was excessive and told the court.

It sounds like this was an intentional move to get just the reaction from the DOJ they wanted so they could flounce but there was nothing illegal in what the DOJ did. It was a management decision.

Nothing to see here.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)

328
311 Chuk Toad of MSNBC reminds of the bearded coke head in Die Hard.


The guy who told Hans he could talk McClane into surrendering and abruptly contracted lead poisoning when he failed? I see it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 06:00 PM (jlMI/)

329 The "full power of the US government" won't comply with such an order. Most members of the government are in opposition.
----------
Maybe. But I watched a lot of good company grade officers get pushed out of the army during Obama's term. Who is left? Hell, even Mattis turned out to be crooked. How many E4's are going to disobey a direct order from their Captain?

Posted by: Drc at February 11, 2020 06:00 PM (vbaSG)

330 What floors me is this Zelenskiy guy was put in the open with his politics. Why can't they just do simple social media searches on all of these DOJ attorneys, find the left wing hacks, and boot them? And if they can't be fired then send them on special assignment to Nome, Alaska.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 11, 2020 06:00 PM (nu45M)

331 >>A sure way to stop this madness is to register for NoVaMoMe 2020!


You got that there KetO-Lasagna?

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 06:00 PM (zJnH3)

332 The Dems want a Special Council to investigate some guys resigning in a huff


But of course. You see, red man bad did something either illegal immoral or unethical that caused these humble public servants to resign.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 06:00 PM (TnGIG)

333
Will there be cauliflower and oysters?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM


You do know oysters are among otter's favorite foods???

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 06:01 PM (eb8JV)

334 318 This shit is going to continue until indictments start flying out of the office of AG Barr at light fucking speed.
=========

And, THAT should be happening quite soon, if you subscribe to the "everything is politics" school of thought, in that naked partisanship of the type we've seen here requires an answer. That is, shocking criminal indictments of Democrats going into the 2020 election.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 11, 2020 06:01 PM (DRgs8)

335 I have a sudden urge to buy a few thousand rounds of 5.56, 00, and 9mm.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 06:01 PM (pw+jk)

336 292, Braenyard,
The AG has plenary discretionary power on sentencing recommendations or in this case, the lack thereof. He is palming off the hot potato to the Dist. Court Judge Jackson overseeing the case and sentencing. Therefore, this does not rise to the level of requiring IG investigation.

Posted by: j. nadler at February 11, 2020 06:01 PM (EUDB2)

337 Can you feel the pace picking up? I like this.

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2020 06:01 PM (dBiBP)

338 Joe pulled out faster than a catholic newlywed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 06:01 PM (JFO2v)

339 319 A sure way to stop this madness is to register for NoVaMoMe 2020!
Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM


Hey Weas,
Is the venue near a metro stop? If not, what are some good hotel nearby?
Asking for a friend. Her initials are Nurse R but no names please.
Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 05:59 PM (eb8JV)
-------
All the details are on the website! You can get the link by emailing the Central Planning Committee. Link in nic and left side bar. Short answer - no to public transportation and yes to nearby hotels (few miles).

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 06:02 PM (MVjcR)

340 All I see is that short of an act of God raining plagues of hell on these assholes and everything dear to them I don't see anyone standing up for Trump much less the sane part of this country.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 05:56 PM (TnGIG)

13000 new fever patients not in Wuhan so there is still a chance for a plague.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 06:02 PM (GxKx3)

341 >>What floors me is this Zelenskiy guy was put in the open with his politics.


"I got a Guarantee Stamped on every box!"

- R. Zelensky

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 06:02 PM (zJnH3)

342 Watch Ray Donovan?
The FBI guy trying to bust him and Mikey.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 06:02 PM (/jZjK)

343 Yes, they will keep striking at Trump. I do not think they will be any more successful than they have been. I do think that they are trying spoiling actions for what they fear is coming. Please keep your heads up, thinks are getting better.
P.S. - I think Trump is well aware what he is facing - I don't believe he is an idiot, after all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH on the new phone at February 11, 2020 06:03 PM (cZjDV)

344 "And Maple Syrup !"

Well then, surely there will be french toast...yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 06:03 PM (tT0V4)

345 Chicago has a murder problem.

In 2019, there were over 450 murders.
61 total were solved.
12.2% were actually solved.

80% of the murdered were Black.
15% were Hispanic.
5% (five!!) were white or other.

Heyjackass.com 2019 stats.

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:03 PM (+0uDE)

346
Without evidence

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:03 PM (7rVsF)

347 "To the extent that there are allegations that may warrant criminal investigation at this time, they relate only to lower-ranking public officials, DNC employees and contributors," the letter said.
---
Yes, yes. Do arrest the peons only.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2020 06:04 PM (DuZls)

348
Of course! bluebell is bringing her favorite recipes!
Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2020 05:59 PM (MVjcR)


Hide The Shiv Pie or Hide The Shiv Cake?

Can we insist on "and"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 06:04 PM (jlMI/)

349 The Kenwood area of Chicago where the Obama's lived is very nice. The house 2 houses north of Obama's is worth about $4.2 million according to Zillow.

Posted by: Chris not rock at February 11, 2020 06:04 PM (pkIhU)

350 Isn't this the point where the fake Mitt Romney writes a tweet that we can't tell if it's real or not?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 11, 2020 06:04 PM (BoEjg)

351 http://bit.ly/2ONbBCJ
********
PDT on Anonymous Writer

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 11, 2020 06:05 PM (BqBId)

352 Now we are up to 4 prosecutors. 4 charges of obstruction and abuse of power!!! Impeach!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2020 06:05 PM (Xsl/w)

353 Where's the 'and so it begins' guy?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 06:05 PM (q1Pj5)

354 Gotta disagree with ace here. Schumer calling for a special prosecutor here is just whistling past the graveyard. Guarantee Barr had em dead to rights on their sentencing overreach. They're quitting before getting fired/transferred to Nome.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 06:05 PM (87EdW)

355 Get Thee to the NoVaMoMe!

If Nurse R is going ya'll better treat her like a queen. Carriage and all.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:05 PM (K4NAq)

356 †This shit is going to continue until indictments start flying out of the office of AG Barr at light fucking speed. And at the risk of being called ahem impatient, well fuck yes, I am sick and mother-fucking tired of this shit

Of coup plotters walking among Free Men†
Of Deep State hacks openly undermining the duly elected POTUS†
And of decent people guilty of nothing but process crimes, if that, having their lives ruined while all this is going on†

Do not give a rats fucking ass if some people find me to be impatient. I am impatient to the point that I am damn near ready to give up on all this and start doing Deplorable shit. So yeah, now would be a good damn time to start issuing some indictments

Else? Fuck this shit




Yes.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 06:05 PM (TnGIG)

357 304 293 there's nothing here but 4 disgruntled employees resigning.

So what's to investigate? Seems dumb.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:55 PM (lwiT4)

See, that does not matter. They get by with pulling this crap, and it will just get promoted by the Media and an apathetic DC.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 05:57 PM (90T4r)


Cuck Schemer will tell Rachel Maddow tonight that those four attorneys were foreign-born, Purple Heart-winning patriots who devoted their entire lives to serving their adopted country. Impeach!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2020 06:05 PM (AMIL/)

358 Ray Donovan, "Where do I go to get back my reputation?" He beat the deep state rap but never recovered.

Posted by: 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:06 PM (WX+x0)

359
In 2019, there were over 450 murders.

5% (five!!) were white or other.


That's...

*ciphers*

... 22 and a half white people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:06 PM (7rVsF)

360 I don't think the leftists are going to like a completely lawless America.

Scores will be settled. Business will be completed by the people they think will not do either.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 06:06 PM (pw+jk)

361 Legit hilarious. Professor compared "Ok Boomer" to the hard n word in class. LMFAO

https://ktul.com/news/local/ou-professor- reportedly-uses-racial-slur-during-class- in-comparison-to-ok-boomer-insult

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 06:07 PM (GxKx3)

362 Evidently there is some connection between Juicy and Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 05:25 PM (H8QX

Of course there is. They both prefer to be judged on the color of their skin, rather than the content of their character.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 06:07 PM (LxWV7)

363 Article 1: Trump was mean to the Vindman twins.

Article 2: Trump has been mean to ambassadors.

Article 3: He did not thank any of them for their service.

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2020 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

364 How dare you not throw a 67 year old man in jail for the rest of his life doesn't have good optics against, meh, let's not charge Comey, McCabe. Brennan, Clapper, and Rice.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 06:08 PM (87EdW)

365 In 2019, there were over 450 murders.

5% (five!!) were white or other.

That's...

*ciphers*

... 22 and a half white people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:06 PM


***

Bob *the Nailer"...was...one of the little people. His grandfather was a munchkin in the movie.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 06:08 PM (eb8JV)

366 Wuhan Pneumonia update.

The US has some good news. The 2019-ncov Coronavirus is not rapidly spreading Person to Person here in the US so far.

It sounds like the Americans on the Japanese Cruise ship are Fucked though. The only bright spot is they will provide a control group to see how the damned disease progresses.

We may be able to control it here in the US?

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:08 PM (+0uDE)

367 Where's the 'and so it begins' guy?
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2020 06:05 PM (q1Pj5)
..........

Must have caught the coronavirus.

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2020 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

368 Article 1: Trump was mean to the Vindman twins.

Article 2: Trump has been mean to ambassadors.

Article 3: He did not thank any of them for their service.
Posted by: wth

He'll thank them for their service AFTER they get out of prison !

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 06:09 PM (arJlL)

369 332 The Dems want a Special Council to investigate some guys resigning in a huff
=========

Seems pretty plausible that this egregious sentencing schtick is part of the Dems' Get Trump Plan 3.0.

They don't know when a REAL something will come along (if anything) for which they can go after Trump, so in pure form, they are manufacturing the next crisis.

Looks like they started with Flynn sentencing, trying to bait Trump involvement there. Having failed that, they, again in pure form, double down and seek outrageous sentencing recommendation for Stone, and purposely mislead Barr to boot.

Now, SHOCKER! When an adult predictably jumps in, they can loudly withdraw. Let the editorials, book deals, special prosecutors, House investigations and CNN interviews flow!

Of course, the Dems problem here is that this goes nowhere, ultimately, and they've already caused all of the mouth foaming about Trump that going to foam.

If you're NOT foaming at the mouth, you're likely to conclude with the rest of us, that this is just the next (very predictable -- even required) manufactured outrage the Dems hope to fundraise from and use to drive the 2020 election. And, because they've been so vicious, unreasonable and repetitive about it all, it will gain them zero traction.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 11, 2020 06:09 PM (DRgs8)

370 The night was moist.

Posted by: nip at February 11, 2020 06:09 PM (cpS4u)

371 "And Maple Syrup !"



Well then, surely there will be french toast...yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 06:03 PM (tT0V4)

===
Fried chicken and pancakes... and eggs... and milk. Man I love milk. soooooo close to the thickness of paste. Corn Pop and I would steal the milk from the milkwoman. ahh those were great times.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 11, 2020 06:10 PM (pw+jk)

372 363 Article 1: Trump was mean to the Vindman twins.

Article 2: Trump has been mean to ambassadors.

Article 3: He did not thank any of them for their service.
Posted by: wth at February 11, 2020 06:07 PM (v0R5T)


Tragically, with a bit of wording change here and there, that is likely what will be rolled out this spring. Along with other ludicrousness.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)

373 335 I have a sudden urge to buy a few thousand rounds of 5.56, 00, and 9mm.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 11, 2020 06:01 PM (pw+jk)


Which is exactly the order they are used against those intended, as they approach.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 06:10 PM (sy5kK)

374 >> Hey, publius, you had surgery??

Yes, left total knee replacement this Monday.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 06:10 PM (nUQeW)

375 The 2019-ncov Coronavirus is not rapidly spreading Person to Person here in the US so far.

==

I think the common path is person to surface to person

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:11 PM (G546f)

376 374 >> Hey, publius, you had surgery??

Yes, left total knee replacement this Monday.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 06:10 PM (nUQeW)

Did they do the correct knee? Just asking.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 06:11 PM (90T4r)

377 355 Get Thee to the NoVaMoMe!

If Nurse R is going ya'll better treat her like a queen. Carriage and all.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:05 PM (K4NAq)


Ben Had!

Thank you for your wise counsel yesterday!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 11, 2020 06:11 PM (TdMsT)

378 Do not give a rats fucking ass if some people find me to be impatient. I am impatient to the point that I am damn near ready to give up on all this and start doing Deplorable shit. So yeah, now would be a good damn time to start issuing some indictments.†

Else? Fuck this shit.

Posted by: DocJ at February 11, 2020 05:58 PM (2ROZf)

Some people have a well-cut jib. Others, a jib that cuts.

I will ask: if this first volley has the Dems screaming for yet another banzai charge, what will happen when the pace picks up?

Good luck, either way.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2020 06:11 PM (Tk3AG)

379 You can get the link by emailing the Central Planning Committee.
--------

Methinks that is in jest, but as an aside, Mayor Pete's local outfit is in fact called, 'The Central Committee'

It gets better. The Vice Chair is Debbie Ladyga-Block, and Secretary is Gladys Muhammad

They urge you, at their site, to become, 'A Card Carrying Democrat'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 06:11 PM (CDGwz)

380 Publius-

Get well soon !

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 06:12 PM (arJlL)

381 >>Yes, left total knee replacement this Monday.


Did they let you keep the old knee?

Just in case you need a spare.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 06:12 PM (zJnH3)

382 "Did they do the correct knee? Just asking."

He was only scheduled for a colonoscopy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 06:12 PM (tT0V4)

383
375 The 2019-ncov Coronavirus is not rapidly spreading Person to Person here in the US so far.

==

I think the common path is person to surface to person
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:11 PM (G546f)

But but, the CDC says that the corona virus only survives very poorly on surfaces!

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 06:12 PM (90T4r)

384 376 374 >> Hey, publius, you had surgery??

Yes, left total knee replacement this Monday.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 06:10 PM (nUQeW)

Did they do the correct knee? Just asking.
Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2020 06:11 PM (90T4r)

If his foot isn't facing backwards, they did the correct one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 11, 2020 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

385 >> Did they do the correct knee? Just asking.

Yeah they got it right (asked me a dozen time which knee was to be replaced, and the doc initialed the knee.

In my case, it wouldn't have really matter because both knees are completely shot. The reason I chose the left was it was the one that bothers me the most.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 11, 2020 06:13 PM (nUQeW)

386 >>Did they do the correct knee? Just asking."

>>He was only scheduled for a colonoscopy.

He got lucky.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2020 06:13 PM (ZLI7S)

387 Nood

Posted by: henry at February 11, 2020 06:13 PM (J3Rfi)

388 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:06 PM (7rVsF)

No, it was probably about 15 whiteys, a few asians and miscellaneous others.

Here in the Great White North, the body count would include a significant fraction of Native Americans too.

Posted by: rd at February 11, 2020 06:13 PM (+0uDE)

389 A graffiti "artist" in CO who painted up a bunch of rocks in a state park was sentenced to a couple months in jail and 200 hours of community service using his "artistic talents" to teach art to underprivileged yutes.

Maybe Jussie will have to do community service teaching bad acting classes and knot tying.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2020 06:13 PM (m45I2)

390
Did they do the correct knee? Just asking.
Posted by: tubal
--------
I think the question might be, 'Did they do the right knee?'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 06:13 PM (CDGwz)

391 Ladyl, no one puts Lady in a corner!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:13 PM (K4NAq)

392
Yes, left total knee replacement this Monday.

Hope they put it in so it bends the right way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:14 PM (7rVsF)

393 364 How dare you not throw a 67 year old man in jail for the rest of his life doesn't have good optics against, meh, let's not charge Comey, McCabe. Brennan, Clapper, and Rice.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 11, 2020 06:08 PM (87EdW)


We control the horizontal.

We control the vertical.

Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at February 11, 2020 06:14 PM (sy5kK)

394 As I posted in the thread below, Judge Amy Berman Jackson was handed the decision-making power over Stone's sentence by DOJ. As you recall, she sent Manafort to solitary and permitted a juror,who was a spouse of a member of the Special Counsel, to sit on Stone's trial. Wouldn't be surprised if she gave Stone the max 9 years and the left then used her "decision" as support for Zelinsky and Jed's original sentencing guideline.

Posted by: EveR at February 11, 2020 06:14 PM (R0z7P)

395
It gets better. The Vice Chair is Debbie Ladyga-Block, and Secretary is Gladys Muhammad

They urge you, at their site, to become, 'A Card Carrying Democrat'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 06:11 PM


***


I KNEW they had Bewitched in Saudi Arabia!

Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 11, 2020 06:15 PM (eb8JV)

396 Report: James Clapper Leaked Dossier Briefing To CNN, Lied About It
---
It moved, Jerry!

Posted by: Art Vandelay at February 11, 2020 06:15 PM (sWM8x)

397 But but, the CDC says that the corona virus only survives very poorly on surfaces!
Posted by: tubal

it survives up to 9 days on surfaces

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 06:15 PM (G546f)

398 Publius,

I hope that you recuperate fully and are able to go back to your regular activities 100%. Very best wishes and good thoughts for your recovery.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 06:15 PM (TnGIG)

399 Jewells - That doesn't sound right. He couldn't do
better than that, and it not being even 24 hours old? He should re-do it
on the house!


Posted by: grammie winger at February 11, 2020 05:28 PM (lwiT4)

What grammie said. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2020 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

If the dentist won't make her whole, maybe a lawyer will.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 06:16 PM (LxWV7)

400 #369: You are talking sense there. Please cease that.
Seriously, I don't get why people get all breathless and anxious over each ongoing Dem plot - it isn't like they have a good track record, and each new one is even more ridiculous than the previous one. Unless people *like* that breathless anxiety.

Posted by: Mikey NTH on the new phone at February 11, 2020 06:16 PM (cZjDV)

401 Bottom line:

Trump said this should never happen to another president. He is committed to that statement.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2020 06:16 PM (/jZjK)

402 ...Judge Amy Berman Jackson was handed the decision-making power over Stone's sentence by DOJ...


Large numbers of upper crust elite will have to be decapitated before we can get control of our country back.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 06:18 PM (TnGIG)

403 We need some more muscle over here.

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg Click at February 11, 2020 06:19 PM (DuZls)

404 Seriously, I don't get why people get all breathless and anxious over each ongoing Dem plot - it isn't like they have a good track record...


Its keeping Trump too busy with this crappola to implement all his policies and push the Dow over 30k.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 11, 2020 06:22 PM (TnGIG)

405 Bloomy commercials

gun lobby
abortion
no big gulp

The 8 million in NYC are not America.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

406 403 We need some more muscle over here.
Posted by: Mike Bloomberg Click at February 11, 2020 06:19 PM (DuZls)

They killed U Mo with PC Nazisim. They shit down dorms. No one showed up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

407 AAAAAND here come the hot flashes!


whooooohooooooo!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2020 06:27 PM (d7Ww2)

408 If someone rolled up to the curb with a guillotine in the bed of their F250 and proceded to remove heads from everyone involved in Mueller's crap, I'd pay the parking ticket.

Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2020 06:30 PM (8erNz)

409 391 Ladyl, no one puts Lady in a corner!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:13 PM (K4NAq)


{{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 11, 2020 06:32 PM (TdMsT)

410 JEM

In the old days, traitors forfeited their estates and titles to the crown.

We don't even put treason on their Permanent Record.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 07:06 PM (u82oZ)

411 {{{Ladyl}}}

You, Ben Had, and Jewells45 bring a lot of class to a thread that has devolved to chicken jokes and chicken puns.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

412 Likely willowed. Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

413 So beavers aren't that crafty after all?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2020 07:58 PM (Ndje9)

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