Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/12/20) Skimpy Content & Early Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

We don’t talk much about politics – though it is something in which I have been intricately involved, for a long time. In school he’ll learn about how a bill becomes a law, how many representatives the states have, and what the United Nations is. We hope he won’t find those topics too interesting – for politics is the surest way to a miserable life. Joel Hirst

Good luck Mr. Hirst.


Quote II

“There is not a climate bedwetter who is not a total hypocrite. They all claim they are worried about climate change but they don’t do anything to reduce their own emissions. Not that that would make any difference anyway..."Steve Milloy


Quote III

“I dropped everything for Pam. She had almost $200k (£154k) in bills and no way to pay it so I paid it and this is the thanks I get. There’s no fool like an old fool.’’Jon Peters


Quote IV


“I can’t breathe in underwire. I feel ridiculous. No clinic I’ve ever worked at or patient I’ve ever seen has said, ‘I’m so sick, and have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?”New Orleans-based epidemiology expert Gabrielle Perry

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Men, how to strengthen your relationship with your significant other.........

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Surprised? You got to be kidding me. Amirite?

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and National Security Agency (NSA) spied on allies and enemies alike through a company they owned that made cryptography equipment, according to an explosive new report from the Washington Post and Germany’s ZDF news outlet.

The Swiss-based company, Crypto AG, which was founded in the 1940s as an independent firm during World War II, struck a shady deal with the CIA in 1951, subsequently became owned by the CIA in the 1970s, and was disbanded in 2018. And many former employees of the company, most of whom apparently had no idea that Crypto AG was secretly controlled by the CIA, are not happy with the revelation.


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As Warren Zevon once sang, "Hit Somebody". Those of us who played pond hockey can relate.


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The perpetually offended continue to be offended. They have bitched on and off for years about the Atlanta Braves "Tomahawk Chop". Could a longstanding tradition be coming to an end?

With the Atlanta Braves set to begin spring training activities this week along with the rest of Major League Baseball, calls for the team to do away with its “tomahawk chop” have begun anew.

The controversial “chop,” which came under fire during the 2019 playoffs and led to the team not distributing free foam tomahawks to fans before Game 5 of the National League Division Series as they typically do in the postseason, has drawn criticism from groups including The National Congress of American Indians (NCAI) and Cherokee Nation as well as MLB players with Native American ancestry.

Despite that, the Braves have not indicated any permanent policy change is on the way and the tomahawk chop seems like it will still take place during Atlanta’s first homestand at the beginning of April.

“We stated at the end of the season that we would continue to work with the Native American community,” the Braves told The Athletic in a brief statement. “Those discussions are ongoing, and we don’t expect to publicly comment on those private conversations.”


Native American? Sure I am. I was born here in the good old U.S.A.


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I'm not asking. But if you want to give me a Birthday or Christmas present. I would take one of these. Size? Tell you what, just send me a gift card for it.

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Energy balls for French troops. Hell, that's an oxymoron.

Tasty homemade ‘energy balls’ could help French soldiers get the fuel they need
“It’s an explosion of flavors!” one commando gushes.

The French armed forces are renowned the world over for their sophisticated combat rations—their version of American MREs.

Still, troops on operations, particularly special forces soldiers, will lose weight if they expend more energy than they get from the calories they ingest. So their militaries provide snacks in addition to their meal rations. But French soldiers apparently don’t much like these, so instead they buy candy bars. Now imagine the state of one of these bars after it has spent a few hours stuffed into a sweaty pocket or jammed into a backpack in intense hot or cold conditions: squashed, sticky, crushed into crumbs, melted, or—on the contrary—frozen solid.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


On this day: 12 Feb 1967
15 police officers raided Redlands the West Sussex home of The Rolling Stone Keith Richards during a weekend party. The police who were armed with a warrant issued under the dangerous drugs act took away various substances for forensic tests. George and Pattie Harrison had been at the house, but it was said that the police waited for them to leave before they raided the house in order not to bust the holder of an MBE. via this dayinmusic.com

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On this day: 12 Feb 2017
American singer and musician Al Jarreau died of respiratory failure at the age of 76, just two days after announcing his retirement. During his career he received a total of seven Grammy Awards and is best known for his 1981 album Breakin' Away. He also sang the theme song of the late-1980s television series Moonlighting. via thisdayinmusic.com

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I've been to Florida, I know there are trees there. Genius Award Winner.

Meet Jack DeBrabander.

The Michigan State University student was arrested early Saturday morning on two battery counts after allegedly urinating off the balcony of a Florida nightclub and striking two women below “in the face, mouth, head, hands, and arms.”

The 20-year-old DeBrabander, cops say, was intoxicated when he “stepped to the railing” of a balcony above the 260 First club in St. Petersburg around 12:25 AM. He then “removed his penis from his pants, and proceeded to urinate on” the two victims, who were seated downstairs on a sidewalk bench.

Each of the women, criminal complaints state, was “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands, and arms” with DeBrabander's urine when they looked up to see what was hitting them. Court filings do not indicate whether either victim needed medical attention.

DeBrabander, cops noted, was “found to be intoxicated and was uncooperative with questioning.” He was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor raps, and was subsequently freed from custody after posting $1000 bond.


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When they aren't saving basements, they are Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Idaho Firefighters Spent Their Day Shoveling Snow For Strangers

A surveillance camera on an Idaho Falls home captured firefighters performing acts of kindness after a snow storm.

The video shows an Idaho Falls ambulance parked on the street with several firefighters shoveling snow off driveways and sidewalks.

One resident was amazed at what he witnessed and sent the footage to EastIdahoNews.com.

"I actually thought my wife was the one that did it and she thought I did it," Eric Nelson said. "We didn't realize until I thanked her for it later that night and she said she thought it was me. Totally surprised."


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:34 PM




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1 First

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (/UQ/R)

2 Woo hoo!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (/UQ/R)

3 Soeone's getting tricky...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (HuH1F)

4 Not first.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (XzVUd)

5 Can I get a triple?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (/UQ/R)

6 I guess I can eat dinner now.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (HuH1F)

7 Dang EM

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (/UQ/R)

8 I've been battling "the crud" since the weekend. The ONT had to go up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (aA3+G)

9 Hey Der!

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (7ZQe3)

10 I'm going to repost a couple of things from the previous comment thread.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:38 PM (XzVUd)

11 Watching Miracle tonight

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 12, 2020 09:38 PM (/UQ/R)

12 324
COVID-19 Cases jump by 13,000 in China.

https://tinyurl.com/usg22ww

The
chinese had been classifying people as "suspected cases" if they had
not been tested so I believe they are now including those people in the
count (it is about the right number).

I'll follow-up with a video from Dr John Campbell.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:38 PM (XzVUd)

13 ONT already???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (BWYDt)

14 350
Dr John Campbell discusses the Chinese data.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v16llL6YspY

In
one of today's videos he says that the Chinese doctors and nurses in
Wuhan have seen so many cases that they can recognize if a patient has
the corona virus just from appearance and symptoms. So they've just
merged the tested and suspected cases together now (apparently, viz JHU
page posted above).

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (XzVUd)

15 Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:38 PM (XzVUd)

Glad you're here to fill in...........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (aA3+G)

16 Here Comes Sunshine

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (PUmDY)

17 ONT already???

Sun sets later, ONT arrives earlier. Confusion reigns.

Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2020 09:40 PM (P1f+c)

18 Hey everybody.

RIP Al Jarreau. He was a pretty good singer and Moonlighting was a pretty good series.

I've read one of the things that caused Moonlighting to fall apart was when Bruce Willis became a superstar in the then-new classic Christmas film, Die Hard. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)

19 I don't think I'll ever get that pony.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (EgshT)

20 Thanks for the ONT.

Wasn't Ed Bagley JR a big enviornmentalist and actually walked the walk. Lived in a grass hut or underground house or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (2B9A/)

21 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (Y4EXg)

22 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (+fZqU)

23 Daughter failed her first statistics test in college. She is now convinced she will flunk out and be forced to become a stripper. Good news is she already has a name picked out: Crystal Chandelier. Her daddy and I are just so proud.. :/

Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)

24 "AND THAT CLASS / IS HOW TO KEEP A WOMAN HAPPY"

and that's why I'm focusing on something easier these days, like running liquid sulphur coolant to maintain a colony on Venus.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (ykYG2)

25 These pics have to be photoshopped!

They are too perfect.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (BiNEL)

26 i was expecting a skimpy ont but this is full of cONTent

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (G546f)

27 Quote IV

I can't breathe in underwire. I feel ridiculous. No clinic I have ever worked at or patient I have ever seen has said, "I am so sick, and have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?
New Orleans-based epidemiology expert Gabrielle Perry


And they had better not!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (S9U/P)

28 Daughter failed her first statistics test in college. She is now convinced she will flunk out and be forced to become a stripper. Good news is she already has a name picked out: Crystal Chandelier. Her daddy and I are just so proud.. :/
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)

Tell her she will probably be all right.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (eoQWY)

29 Her daddy and I are just so proud.. :/

Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)


Good on the lot of you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (BiNEL)

30 Eeek

Posted by: Kazi at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (0x00j)

31 25 These pics have to be photoshopped!

They are too perfect.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (BiNEL)

26 i was expecting a skimpy ont but this is full of cONTent
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (G546f)

You two are too kind.
I thank you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (aA3+G)

32 sorry jmel. did you tell her that men find math hard too? I was an actual maths/stats major if that helps.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (ykYG2)

33 I wanted to see the bra-less epidemiologist.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (ufFY8)

34 underwire bras are really uncomfortable, but there are a lot of comfy kinds of bras

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (G546f)

35 OK--Mis Hum. What Wisconsin college did Al Jarreau attend? If you can answer without peeking on the internet, I will be very impressed.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (LqDrh)

36 My comment was a compliment.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (PUmDY)

37 ONT already???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Pushing up the ONT part of the GDP.

Posted by: Miklos, Trumpeconomist at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

38 Al Jarreau was awesome. Saw him at Wolf Trap in 2005ish. Rocked it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (JCrfD)

39 Daughter failed her first statistics test in college. She is now convinced she will flunk out and be forced to become a stripper. Good news is she already has a name picked out: Crystal Chandelier. Her daddy and I are just so proud.. :/
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)

Tell her she will probably be all right.
Posted by: Oldcat



The stripper that fell 20 ft off the stripper pole? She received $30k from a gofundme account.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (S9U/P)

40 So...we can't all go braless. And it's not like the only choices are underwire or no bra at all. Anyway, if you other gals are comfortable braless, have at it. I'm too uptight for that.

Posted by: April at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (OX9vb)

41 8 I've been battling "the crud" since the weekend. The ONT had to go up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

better not be the WuFlu!

*does karate chop at MH*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (G546f)

42 35 OK--Mis Hum. What Wisconsin college did Al Jarreau attend? If you can answer without peeking on the internet, I will be very impressed.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (LqDrh)

Same place that Harrison Ford attended. Ripon College, home of the Republican Party, Speed Queen and Rippin' Good Cookies.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (aA3+G)

43 Somebody should send David French an energy ball. Then at least he'd have one.

Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (cct0t)

44 "...but there are a lot of comfy kinds of bras"

Go on!

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at February 12, 2020 09:45 PM (w7KSn)

45 Why does it feel like the sexual revolution is some grand scheme enacted on women?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:45 PM (2B9A/)

46 Thanks for the ONT.

Wasn't Ed Bagley JR a big enviornmentalist and actually walked the walk. Lived in a grass hut or underground house or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Rode a pedal bike everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:45 PM (S9U/P)

47 New Orleans-based epidemiology expert Gabrielle Perry


No underwire?

Carnival is well underway.

Posted by: Mardi Gras Mambo Miklos at February 12, 2020 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)

48 33 I wanted to see the bra-less epidemiologist.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (ufFY

*Unashamed fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (2B9A/)

49 Finally, something that Pixy mangled for me.

If you look at the JHU map (link @12) and zoom the map in a couple of clicks, you can resolve the individual circles.

The big one is Hubei (province where Wuhan is) and if you click that you will see that it accounts for nearly all the deaths.

If you look through Dr. John Campbell's videos he goes through the details of some patient's illness in great detail from the medical literature.

Too make a long story short. In a severe case of the illness patients will get a viral pneumonia for about 3 days starting at day 10. At that point they need oxygen but they often get better after 2-3 days.

This is a critical problem if the disease spreads outside China. Even well-provisioned western hospitals only have sufficient equipment to provide oxygen to 300 patients at one time.

I suspect this is the main cause of all the deaths in Hubei. They just don't have enough equipment. No other chinese province has anything like the number of deaths that Hubei has.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (XzVUd)

50 Daughter failed her first statistics test in college. She is now convinced she will flunk out and be forced to become a stripper. Good news is she already has a name picked out: Crystal Chandelier. Her daddy and I are just so proud.. :/
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)


I had a 0.6 chance of failing stats when I was in college. 17 of the 24 other students were in the same boat.
My pron movie name was gonna be Max Mounder.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (axyOa)

51 ...but there are a lot of comfy kinds of bras"




The best are those invisible bras.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (S9U/P)

52 Women ditching bras and complaining about the male gaze. Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (2DOZq)

53 Like they sold at Spencer's? I want one.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (PUmDY)

54 I knew a guy that had 3 balls.
Medically, that is known as tri-orchid.
He opened up a pawn shop.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (w7KSn)

55 Go on!
Posted by: navybrat

just click MH's link, it's got Jen Aniston nips

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (G546f)

56 I just started watching this show on Netflix called Schitt's Creek. My son kept telling me to watch it. God I was dying laughing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (dUJdY)

57 Mis Hum must have a hot date, hence the early ONT.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (+fZqU)

58 rickb, not only that, but Ed Begley had a sense of humor about it too.

He once did a Simpsons sketch where he rode off on a bike "powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction!" :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)

59 52 Women ditching bras and complaining about the male gaze. Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (2DOZq)

Simultaneously complaining when they do not receive the male gaze.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (2B9A/)

60 Why does it feel like the sexual revolution is some grand scheme enacted on women?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:45 PM (2B9A/)

Because it was. You could not have told women in the past to have the same sexual attitudes as men and gotten away with it. Women made men stop playing the field, rather than the reverse.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (eoQWY)

61 No other chinese province has anything like the number of deaths that Hubei has.

The numbers are crap.

I'm saying it's The Stand, but this is going to get worse.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (JCrfD)

62
Pamela Sue Anderson is old and broke. Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (7ZloE)

63

So it's now OK to yell SHOW US YOUR TITS?

Posted by: Ea T'me at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (zHK2c)

64 I'm NOT saying it's The Stand.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (JCrfD)

65 56 I just started watching this show on Netflix called Schitt's Creek. My son kept telling me to watch it. God I was dying laughing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (dUJdY)

First couple of seasons are funny.

Then it goes all ghey all the time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:48 PM (aA3+G)

66 Same place that Harrison Ford attended. Ripon College, home of the Republican Party, Speed Queen and Rippin' Good Cookies.

And the town in which I was married. I still laugh about the priest telling me I was entering into a mixed marriage because I was brought up Methodist and my loverly bride was Catholic. Reception at the Heidel House in Green Lake, now closed.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 12, 2020 09:48 PM (LqDrh)

67 rickb, not only that, but Ed Begley had a sense of humor about it too.

He once did a Simpsons sketch where he rode off on a bike "powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction!" :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (S9U/P)

68 >>"No clinic I've ever worked at or patient I've ever seen has said, 'I'm so sick, and have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?"

She's got a point.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)

69 57 Mis Hum must have a hot date, hence the early ONT.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (+fZqU)

Every night with Mrs. Mis. Hum. is a hot date.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (aA3+G)

70 Glad you're here to fill in...........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (aA3+G)

No problem.I'm going away now.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (XzVUd)

71 I knew a guy that had 3 balls.


If he doesn't have a newsletter I'm gonna be pissed.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (EgshT)

72 I am intrigued by this idea of topless medical care.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (JCrfD)

73
..that made cryptography equipment...

What's that, like sarcophaguses and shit?


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (7ZloE)

74 Rip on has some great golf courses nearby. Lawsonia, Tuscumbia, Mascoutin. All excellent

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (7ZQe3)

75 On the way to work, I've often passed by a parked car in a nice neighborhood that's festooned in the back with lots of lefty stickers.

My fave is "War is not the answer!"

I chuckle to myself, maybe I'm too easy to entertain, but thinking of responding "oh come on, SURE war is the answer. Bad headache? War. Intrusive neighbors? War. Too many bills? War. Athlete's foot?? War!!" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)

76 KTY failed her AP Stat test in high school but did well on her college Stat class
so I guess the AP was a good previewer for her

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (G546f)

77 What do women want?

Posted by: Dr. Sigmud Freud at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (IsG7k)

78 Aw crap MH that's too bad. Guess I'll hang in there til it gets unbearable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (dUJdY)

79 >>"No clinic I've ever worked at or patient I've ever seen has said, 'I'm so sick, and have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?"

She's got a point.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Could use it as part of the diagnosis. Too sick to notice -> go straight to admittance.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (eoQWY)

80 Loved pond hockey during the 70s. Got drilled in the forehead by a slapper one day while lacing up on the bank. Last time I laced up behind the net.

Posted by: Ass Chum at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (llOn+)

81 Women ditching bras and complaining about the male gaze. Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (2DOZq)

Simultaneously complaining when they do not receive the male gaze.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (2B9A/)


See: Blackboard in the last pic.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (aS1PU)

82 Wasn't Ed Bagley JR a big enviornmentalist and actually walked the walk. Lived in a grass hut or underground house or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (2B9A/)


And perfected "smug".

Posted by: db at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (VfzSy)

83 She's got a point.
Posted by: JackStraw

a couple of points, to be precise

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (G546f)

84 Braless isn't topless, but you have to start somewhere.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (bT7Yc)

85 >>"No clinic I've ever worked at or patient I've ever seen has said, 'I'm so sick, and have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?"

She's got a point.
Posted by: JackStraw


I assume she has two points. Especially if it's cold in the clinic.

Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (P1f+c)

86 "No clinic I've ever worked at or patient I've ever seen has said, 'I'm so sick, and have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?"

She's got a point.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Could use it as part of the diagnosis. Too sick to notice -> go straight to admittance.
Posted by: Oldcat


Drooling - not dehydrated.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:52 PM (S9U/P)

87 Hard to describe what Flyers fever was like in the early 70s.

Posted by: Ass Chum at February 12, 2020 09:52 PM (llOn+)

88 64 I'm NOT saying it's The Stand.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



https://youtu.be/SQXqZ8JJktw

Don't fear the Reaper, man.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 09:52 PM (n+WwS)

89 The Target Video. I just subscribed to the guy last week. Funny guy.

Kind of a Daniel Tosh guy but not a dick.

Posted by: Groundhog at February 12, 2020 09:52 PM (VYwSh)

90 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:48 PM (aA3+G)

AoS continually affirms my decision to get rid of the TV but keep the Bose sound system!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:52 PM (BiNEL)

91 77 What do women want?
Posted by: Dr. Sigmud Freud at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (IsG7k)

Yes.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (bT7Yc)

92 Puddleglum, one of the last great major network miniseries...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)

93 Soo... asked Jane Doe 'bout the physics of making the tassles go in opposite directions, she being a former bar maid at the famous Cheetah Lounge in the middle of nowhere Nebraska.
Jano jumps up and begins to 'splain and shimmy and.. oh well. Said the owner was so cheap he never replaced the burned out C of sign out front. Classy. Wore a playboy bunny outfit with cheetah tights.

Posted by: It moved at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (WX+x0)

94 >>a couple of points, to be precise

I didn't want to be crude. I'm a gentleman.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)

95 Klaatu corrected that guy's math on the blackboard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (aKsyK)

96 On the way to work, I've often passed by a parked car in a nice neighborhood that's festooned in the back with lots of lefty stickers.

My fave is "War is not the answer!"

I chuckle to myself, maybe I'm too easy to entertain, but thinking of responding "oh come on, SURE war is the answer. Bad headache? War. Intrusive neighbors? War. Too many bills? War. Athlete's foot?? War!!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)

War is such a good answer that 90 percent of the historical energy of government is preparing to start one or deter others from starting war with you.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (eoQWY)

97 I suspect this is the main cause of all the deaths in Hubei. They just don't have enough equipment. No other chinese province has anything like the number of deaths that Hubei has.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds

yup

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (G546f)

98 Wait till that drunk Spartan pisser sobers up and sees his new head football coach

Posted by: Ass Chum at February 12, 2020 09:54 PM (llOn+)

99 ..that made cryptography equipment...
What's that, like sarcophaguses and shit?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip


crypt = grave
ography = relating to writing

So, they made stone chisels to carve "RIP" into headstones, I think.

Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2020 09:54 PM (P1f+c)

100 The numbers are crap.



I'm saying it's The Stand, but this is going to get worse.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (JCrfD)

You are "not saying" ?
The numbers are incomplete. Everyone knows that. Whether or not there's containment in China, we'll know in another two weeks or so.We had SARS in Toronto and it was not a big deal except for the few hundred people who got it.This could be much much worse than SARS but it isn't yet. It's a bit worse than SARS was in China but they did not admit to SARS until it spread to Hong Kong so they've improved a little since 2003.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:54 PM (XzVUd)

101 Crepuscular rays, or lens flare? You decide.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 09:54 PM (xSo9G)

102 The Horde was in good form today. I try not to laugh out loud at work.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2020 09:55 PM (LxTcq)

103 41 8 I've been battling "the crud" since the weekend. The ONT had to go up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
*fist bump*
Me too. Finally went to the doctor today, it's type A flu. My joints were really hurting and it felt like my head was going to split open when coughing but I'll probably live...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 09:55 PM (UUBmN)

104 I had a fantastically hot conversation with my Anesthesiologist named Ashley the other day before surgery.
She was probably 30 and smoking hot. I had good medical care. She came to see me afterward and we had a fun conversation. Good Times.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 09:55 PM (bttOm)

105 Crepuscular rays, or lens flare? You decide.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
--------

*second look* Yep, flare.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (xSo9G)

106
Stupid bumper sticker I saw at Home Depot New Hampshire last weekend:

"Trickle
Down
Doesn't"


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (7ZloE)

107 DBCooper, did she show you her tits?

Posted by: Ea T'me at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (zHK2c)

108 What do women want?
Posted by: Dr. Sigmud Freud

----

"If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!"

Posted by: Response to "What's wrong?" at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)

109 Oh lin-duh! Hope you get to feeling better soon!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (dUJdY)

110 Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 09:55 PM (UUBmN)

Get well. You are in a bad situation with all those little petri dishes children running around.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

111 According to the New York Post, bralessness is taking over workplaces all over the country



I'm back, Baby!

Posted by: The 70s at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (yQpMk)

112 >
40 So...we can't all go braless. And it's not like the only choices are underwire or no bra at all. Anyway, if you other gals are comfortable braless, have at it. I'm too uptight for that.
Posted by: April at February 12, 2020 09:44 P



JackStraw can hook you up with something that will chill you out.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (Um2IM)

113
Reminded of the old stupid sticker:

"Moral Majority Is Neither"

and

"Rush Is Not Right"

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (7ZloE)

114 23 Daughter failed her first statistics test in college. She is now convinced she will flunk out and be forced to become a stripper. Good news is she already has a name picked out: Crystal Chandelier. Her daddy and I are just so proud.. :/
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)

Is she hot?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (NWiLs)

115 CIA - they make the sausage

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (2DOZq)

116 What do women want?

Preemptive unconditional apologies.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (JCrfD)

117 I think that dr might be a trans woman. No woman ever said tits. They all say boobs. QED

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (llOn+)

118 So what else does the CIA own that we don't know about?

My money is on Comcast and Spirit Airlines.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:58 PM (JCrfD)

119 107 ET
No! but we talked about them and she leaned over far enough to get a good idea. She was hilarious. Kinda miss her...

Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 09:58 PM (bttOm)

120 108 What do women want?
Posted by: Dr. Sigmud Freud

----

"If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!"
Posted by: Response to "What's wrong?" at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)

Also: "If you don't already know, there's no point trying to explain it you you!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 09:59 PM (NWiLs)

121 >. Is she hot?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (NWiLs



You complete me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2020 09:59 PM (Um2IM)

122 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 12, 2020 09:59 PM (7WaWV)

123 I've been battling "the crud" since the weekend. The ONT had to go up.

Because you're going down, as in, to bed?

I went to see my brand new daktari today and got not one, but two (count em') two flu shots. Both shoulders are pretty sore. Hope I don't get sick like I did from the other flu shots I've had, which is why I stopped getting them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:00 PM (HaL55)

124 *to you

Sheesh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

125 No! but we talked about them and she leaned over far enough to get a good idea. She was hilarious. Kinda miss her...

This was your anesthesiologist you say?

Did you at any point...ummm...snore during this conversation?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:00 PM (JCrfD)

126 >>JackStraw can hook you up with something that will chill you out.

Says the Pablo Escobar of Maple Crack.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 10:00 PM (ZLI7S)

127 Nice music once again, MisHum. One can never have too much Stones or Monkees.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:01 PM (HaL55)

128 I saw both Crepuscular Rays and Lens Flare open for KC and the Sunshine Band at the Casino Del Sol.

Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2020 10:01 PM (P1f+c)

129 Stupid bumper sticker I saw at Home Depot New Hampshire last weekend:

"Trickle
Down
Doesn't"


I'd ask him if he only approaches the poor to give him a job or buy his goods and services.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2020 10:01 PM (LxTcq)

130 Have Crystal hit me up next time she bounces thru DC. Does she use Square?

Posted by: Hunter Biden ESQ, USN (ret) at February 12, 2020 10:01 PM (llOn+)

131 I'll admit, my advice on women is about as reliable as Mitt Romney's ethics, but in my experience, well endowed ladies are damn proud of their gifts.

They may complain about them. They may find them to be a pain in the ass/back.

But very few will not appreciate a non-creepy 'notice' from the favored gender.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:01 PM (2B9A/)

132 We need moar Tim Dillons.

It's surprising YouTube hasn't pulled his plug, though.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (+fPHo)

133 Does that mean Trish Regan could go sans bra on tv?


Yes please.

Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (HGUY+)

134 No woman ever said tits. They all say boobs. QED

I say tits but probably cuz I've been hanging around my husband too long.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

135
"Trickle
Down
Doesn't"


Posted by: Soothsayer
---------

I'm going to wait for Publius to comment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (CDGwz)

136 125- Circa
No snoring but she was laughing about the shit I was telling her before she got me fully under.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (bttOm)

137 What do women want?

A dump truck filled with chocolate-covered money.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (HaL55)

138 77
What do women want?


Posted by: Dr. Sigmud Freud at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (IsG7k)


Butter.

Posted by: davidt at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (l3+k2)

139 so this is today

Epicenter of coronavirus outbreak reports 14,840 new cases, including clinically diagnosed cases, and 242 new deaths
There are currently 60,017 confirmed cases worldwide, including 1,355 fatalities.

https://t.co/eUoE2b20hL

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (G546f)

140 I've been battling "the crud" since the weekend. The ONT had to go up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
*fist bump*
Me too. Finally went to the doctor today, it's type A flu. My joints were really hurting and it felt like my head was going to split open when coughing but I'll probably live...
Posted by: lin-duh


Had something two weekends ago. Felt weird on Sunday, woke up 4:00 am Monday with a fever, called in sick. Woke up at 10:30 am in a pool of sweat and felt fine. No idea.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (S9U/P)

141 I say tits but probably cuz I've been hanging around my husband too long.

Jewells, you make it too easy sometimes, honey.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (JCrfD)

142 Spirit Airlines.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:58 PM (JCrfD)

I took Spirit Airlines once. Once! I didn't bother with the return trip.

It is shitty enough to be a government entity.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (dLLD6)

143 Crystal Chandelier. Her daddy and I are just so proud.. :/
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)

I think the designer / creator of the Lear Jet , Bill Lear named one of his daughters Shanda.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (2DOZq)

144 what the fuck? no bloomy commercial before the stones? you're slipping, mishum.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (KP5rU)

145 I just started watching this show on Netflix called Schitt's Creek. My son kept telling me to watch it. God I was dying laughing.

Really funny show and I love how Eugene Levy works with his son. So natural. And Annie Murphy is just precious. Those Canadians sure crank out some good comedians.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (sM+h7)

146 I took Spirit Airlines once. Once! I didn't bother with the return trip.

I had a legit mentally disturbed flight attendant the second time I flew them. There has been no third.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (JCrfD)

147 Spirit's stewardesses make Southwest's look like supermodels.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

148 Coronavirus update:
- 60,016 cases worldwide
- New criteria includes clinically diagnosed cases
- 16,067 suspected cases
- 1,355 fatalities
- 8,070 in serious/critical condition
- 5,611 recovered
- Most cases in China
- 25 countries reporting cases

8000 in serious/critical is the strain on the system

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (G546f)

149 Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Amy Klobuchar, a sharp critic of the Trump administration's border wall, once called for more resources at the border - including a fence.


During a 2006 Senate debate, Klobuchar spoke out in favor of more resources at the border - including a fence, and said it wasn't "right" that people were entering the country illegally while others were waiting to do it legally.



There goes the Klomentum

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (Ty/7D)

150 "Trickle
Down
Doesn't"


Pickup? Piss in the bed and see.

As for Quote Four: the cutest women I've ever known in my life had tiny breasts and the abs of teen male wrestlers.

My athlete teen daughter has thighs that could crush the skull of any boyfriend whose tongue didn't meet her approval. Did I just type that? I'm a horrible parent...

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:06 PM (8erNz)

151
/record scratch

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (R76NL)

152 Jewells, you make it too easy sometimes, honey.

I know. *sigh*

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (dUJdY)

153 I had to fly Spirit once because my employer was a cheapskate.

The only thing they did right was charge more for overhead luggage than checked luggage. So they don't have the swarm of people with nearly-ruptured carry-ons trying to get in line first so they get the precious overhead space.

Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (P1f+c)

154 Underwire? It's the best way to keep all the Kleenex from shifting around.

Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (llOn+)

155 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (JFzNN)

156 Hello, how are you?

Posted by: ALH at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (zZAUd)

157 the only real energy among the Dems is with Bernie Corbyn.
This election is gonna be great.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (ykYG2)

158 Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:06 PM (8erNz)

You sound like a doctor for gymnasts.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (2DOZq)

159 Doin' OK

Posted by: wing at February 12, 2020 10:09 PM (JFzNN)

160 Underwire? It's the best way to keep all the Kleenex from shifting around.

Great for holding your cell phone too. Yeah.. I've done that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 10:09 PM (dUJdY)

161 134 No woman ever said tits. They all say boobs. QED

I say tits but probably cuz I've been hanging around my husband too long.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

I knew a girl who was... magnificently well proportioned who....

...

Where was I? Right. She referred to them as 'My Titties.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:10 PM (2B9A/)

162 Carole Lombard was a stunner.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 12, 2020 10:10 PM (txdQo)

163 139
so this is today



[snip]

https://t.co/eUoE2b20hL





Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (G546f)
====That's a nice resource. I see they mention:----Hubei province, China: The numbers include clinically-diagnosed cases, which means they were not confirmed by laboratory tests. ----That is the change that caused the jump in the numbers.Sacrifice to Pixy ... aaannnd ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:10 PM (XzVUd)

164 Another great, but dark, song to share...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNn361umypM

The line 'every night on my knees I pray,' was sung by Temptations founding member Paul Williams, who at the time was suffering from sickle cell, an alcoholic, and didn't have much longer to live. The band already had plans to replace him when they recorded this song in 1970.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

165 Ok. I'm still here because I need to ask Maud'dib how I season the elk roast I just bought and am going to cook on a rotisserie.?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (7LXZS)

166 "No clinic I've ever worked at or patient I've ever seen has said, 'I'm
so sick, and have all of these questions, but can you cover up your
titties first?"



She's got a point.


I know I've never said anything like that in a clinic. Or anywhere else for that matter.

In fact, I'm not even sure I understand those words in that order.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (HaL55)

167 Happy Wednesday Horde.

Just got back from garden club and the speaker said that Ohio will lose all its buckeye trees cuz climate change.

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I can see behind me know.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

168 Yes, Schitt's Creek is special.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (8erNz)

169 Pixy steals all my white-space when I reply ... don't know why.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (XzVUd)

170 I think the designer / creator of the Lear Jet , Bill Lear named one of his daughters Shanda.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (2DOZq)


Shanda? That's disgraceful.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (ZoYP9)

171 It really isn't that difficult to keep a woman happy

Tell her you love her, you appreciate her efforts to manage the household. You show physical affection. You don't put her down for her fading looks or her extra pounds or her white hair.

Treat her with kindness and tenderness and that, even though your head is on a swivel and you talk about other womens' tits, you're in it for the long haul.

See?
Easy peasy

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (PkVlr)

172 China is now using CT scans to officially dx the virus, rather than test kits (not enough), so.a lot of the suspected cases moved over to confirmed

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (G546f)

173
Run Of The Arrow is on. Rod Steiger is a bitter, conflicted Confederate veteran.


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 10:12 PM (R76NL)

174 Lots of "balls posts" 2nite, so.... I have my excuse to post a VERY popular UK music hall song, circa 1940!

Everybody now!

Hitler had only got one ball.
Goering had two, but they were small,
Himmler was somewhat sim'lar,
And poor Goebbels had no balls at all!

Hitler had only got one ball!
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His motha', the dirty buggah,
She cut it off when Hitler was small.

Posted by: mnw at February 12, 2020 10:12 PM (Cssks)

175 Just got back from garden club and the speaker said that Ohio will lose all its buckeye trees cuz climate change.

Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)

176 LOL 200K for a pooter that was still in the undies when they hit the floor. Congrats, dumbass.

Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 10:13 PM (bT7Yc)

177 I knew a girl who was... magnificently well proportioned who....



...



Where was I? Right. She referred to them as 'My Titties.'


I knew a gal who had a birthday for hers every year. They were store-bought. And magnificent.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:13 PM (HaL55)

178 My son just landed on his Little League team.

The Red Sox.

CAN WE GET THE BRAVES JUST ONCE, PLEASE?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:13 PM (JCrfD)

179 Bill Lear named one of his daughters Shanda.


How to make your kid hate you without even trying.

Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2020 10:13 PM (MmFTx)

180 Just got back from garden club and the speaker said that Ohio will lose all its buckeye trees cuz climate change.

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I can see behind me know.
Posted by: Ladyl

---

I hope you laughed out loud heartily.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)

181 Tulsi on Ingram. I weary of her hyping her military service.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (xSo9G)

182 Shanda? That's disgraceful.

Look, I'd happily rename myself 'Fuckwad' if it meant the rest of my life flying from executive terminal to executive terminal whenever I called.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (8erNz)

183 I know, right? And the wifi is fantastic.

Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (llOn+)

184
169 Pixy steals all my white-space when I reply ... don't know why.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds


it's your cardboard membership

shell out for platinum and you get whitespaces and ampersands

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f)

185
I hope you laughed out loud heartily.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)


Clintonville.

One must be discreet.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

186 181 Tulsi on Ingram. I weary of her hyping her military service.

She'd get more votes hyping her surfing. If my teenage daughter is any indication.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:15 PM (8erNz)

187 Ladyl, if there was ever a time for G&T it would be NOW.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 10:15 PM (7LXZS)

188 184 ... and ampersands

Tempting.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (XzVUd)

189 Kat Timpf has nice (right-sized!) tits... And legs...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (7WaWV)

190 I knew a gal who had a birthday for hers every year. They were store-bought. And magnificent.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:13 PM (HaL55)

These were most emphatically not store bought. The Hands of God, man.

There may come a day when they are not as magnificent as they are now-

But that is not this day!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (2B9A/)

191 161 134 No woman ever said tits. They all say boobs. QED

My lady friend says boobs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

192 > Shanda? That's disgraceful.

Look, I'd happily rename myself 'Fuckwad' if it meant the rest of my life flying from executive terminal to executive terminal whenever I called.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (8erNz)


No, I mean, it is. That's what it means in Yiddish.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (ZoYP9)

193 Good evening horde.

Very nice ONT, Miss. Hum.

My wife showed me that target video the other day, I said why don't the men just stay home.

Showed the wife the how to keep a woman happy pic, she laughed, and said, "See, just three easy steps". Math isn't her strong suit.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (Rz2Nc)

194 181 Tulsi on Ingram. I weary of her hyping her military service.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (xSo9G)

What else is she going to hype, her eyeliner or foundation?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

195 187 Ladyl, if there was ever a time for G&T it would be NOW.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 10:15 PM (7LXZS)


Oh heck yes!

Damned alcohol intolerance.

I'm saving up for the TX Mome!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

196 Tickets for the Stones go on sale tomorrow for a June concert date. Had a chance to see them back in the late 90s and missed out due to a scheduling conflict so question do I drop $200 a ticket for two tickets and know those guys won't be nearly as good as expected or save the $400 and regret never seeing the Stones...

Hmmm

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2020 10:17 PM (+ldAm)

197
When you're the only candidate with military experience, you cast yourself as an outsider, and shoot for the center, even if you're on the Left.

It's a smart play, and Tulsi is a smart candidate. She's not running for 2020, but 2024. If the hard Left implodes in '20 (spoiler alert: it seems highly likely), she'll be well placed to bring Communism to America in the disguise of patriotism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 10:17 PM (uKj5K)

198 shell out for platinum and you get whitespaces and ampersands

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f)


Platinum test:
&

&&


&&&

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:17 PM (BiNEL)

199 Coronavirus update:
- 60,016 cases worldwide
- New criteria includes clinically diagnosed cases
- 16,067 suspected cases
- 1,355 fatalities
- 8,070 in serious/critical condition
- 5,611 recovered
- Most cases in China
- 25 countries reporting cases

8000 in serious/critical is the strain on the system
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (G546f)

That's more cases than either zika or ebola have had in the entirety of their existences.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2020 10:18 PM (tVQUs)

200 Governments lie about everything, especially when they talk about things lie the chinee scaley anteater flu, and especially if they are the Chinese government. And our government will lie the same way, just like they do with crime statistics.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 10:18 PM (UUkQp)

201 Hah!
The bribe to MisHum worked!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:18 PM (BiNEL)

202 Look, I'd happily rename myself 'Fuckwad' if it meant the rest of my life flying from executive terminal to executive terminal whenever I called.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (8erNz)

No, I mean, it is. That's what it means in Yiddish.


What's Yiddish for 'fuckwad'? I'll be at the Butler Aviation office at Oakland in two hours.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:18 PM (8erNz)

203 do I drop $200 a ticket for two tickets and know those guys won't be nearly as good as expected or save the $400 and regret never seeing the Stones...


It's only money.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (yQpMk)

204
The guy arcing it off the balcony was too funny!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (pNxlR)

205 "Bats, rats and snakes are still being sold at an Indonesian market known for its wildlife offerings, despite a government request to take them off the menu over fears of a link to the deadly coronavirus."
_YahoooooAFP

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (cNlpM)

206 137 What do women want?

A dump truck filled with chocolate-covered money.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (HaL55)


Pas moi.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

207 BWAH HAH! I finally get here - hello? helllooo?

*

'Old on, naow, Seargent! We don't want to go poppin' no Beatle! Just you wait.'

*

when they looked up to see what was hitting them

That's what really makes the story.

Drunk guy: 4 points.

Posted by: mindful webworker
click for a toonish webwork
at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (TIFWI)

208 194 181 Tulsi on Ingram. I weary of her hyping her military service.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (xSo9G)

What else is she going to hype, her eyeliner or foundation?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-------
Her tan line?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (+ldAm)

209 No, I mean, it is. That's what it means in Yiddish.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (ZoYP9)

So it's safe to say Bill Lear is not Jewish.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (2DOZq)

210 And our government will lie the same way, just like they do with crime statistics.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 10:18 PM (UUkQp)


But not those thousands of straight-shooting honest men and women of integrity filled with candor at the FBI/DOJ, nosiree!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

211 China is now using CT scans to officially dx the virus, rather than test kits (not enough), so.a lot of the suspected cases moved over to confirmed
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (G546f)

I was wondering why it suddenly jumped up 15,000 cases today.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (Rz2Nc)

212 Jeez Louise - first Trey Gowdy now Linda Graham - both chastising the Chief Law Enforcement Officer for commenting about a DOJ rouge sentencing matter that he is the fuq in CHARGE OF! Can we not get rid of these useless cowards in the face of Democratic media campaigns to un-elect Republicans?

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (32YRo)

213 Saw the Stones last year. Still a very great show.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (PUmDY)

214 & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (7WaWV)

215 No, I mean, it is. That's what it means in Yiddish.


Seriously, hogmartin? Oh man, that makes it even worse.

Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (MmFTx)

216 Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

So you're not a fan of chocolate?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL)

217 hank you hummer!
wa?....

Thank you, Hum's...
great job!
Go get a bag o' oranges or cuties, a big jug o vodka, and relax while flippin booogers at bernie on TV. ====always makes me feel better

Posted by: LaRro at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (10GNe)

218 204
The guy arcing it off the balcony was too funny!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (pNxlR)

---

I wonder if you'd find it as funny if it was you getting pissed on.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (RU4sa)

219 Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (yQpMk)

Too many people
Ugh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

220 I was wondering why it suddenly jumped up 15,000 cases today.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (Rz2Nc)

See comments @12 and @14

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:22 PM (XzVUd)

221 I have been in numerous pond hockey fights. Those that could, played... those that couldn't, got into hockey fights. That's it in a nutshell.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 12, 2020 10:22 PM (43ySv)

222
203 do I drop $200 a ticket for two tickets and know those guys won't be nearly as good as expected or save the $400 and regret never seeing the Stones...

It's only money.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
--------
Kinda where I'm leaning.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2020 10:22 PM (+ldAm)

223 Look, for God's sake, is there ANYONE here who would not vote for Tulsi over ANY OF THE OTHER DEMOSHIT (okay, you Klobbupeople can absent yourselves now) RUNNING NOW?

She shows occasional signs of sanity, which is more than we can say for anyone else. Even Buttstuff.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:23 PM (8erNz)

224 I guess this is just in case, right?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ws72hae

military times

U.S. Northern Command is executing plans to prepare for a potential pandemic of the novel coronavirus, now called COVID19, according to Navy and Marine Corps service-wide messages issued this week.

An executive order issued by the Joint Staff and approved by Defense Secretary Mark Esper this month directed Northern Command and geographic combatant commanders to initiate pandemic plans, which include ordering commanders to prepare for widespread outbreaks and confining service members with a history of travel to China.

The Navy and Marine Corps messages, issued Tuesday and Wednesday, respectively, reference an executive order directing U.S. Northern Command to implement the Department of Defense Global Campaign plan for Pandemic Influenza and Infectious Diseases 3551-13.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:23 PM (G546f)

225 going braless at work is easier for women in New York thanks to
human-rights laws that ban employers from enforcing gendered dress code
restrictions


I have never been so conflicted in my entire life.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (J+x1n)

226 LOL. It just keeps getting better and better! As the Democrats desperately search for a left-wing candidate who can fool the rubes as a "moderate"; and isn't homosexual, so black people will vote for them, they are increasingly looking at Amy Klobuchar, who did better than expected in New Hampshire.

Now, all I knew about Klobuchar is that she pretends to be Minnesota Nice, while being a tyrant to her staff, but what I didn't know that she was the chief prosecutor for the county Minneapolis is in for eight years.

As prosecutor, she aggressively went after criminals, including black criminals. She also refused to prosecute police who shot black criminals. All the usual suspects are screaming about this now, of course.

As Kamala Harris found out, unless you are a Soros-funded prosecutor who refuses to prosecute criminals, prosecutors are no longer acceptable Democratic candidates for the Presidency.

LOL. You made these rules Democrats - good luck dealing with them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

227 Been married 30 years, tail end of the first decade and into the second was the roughest part so far.


Everything started to mellow out again around year 17.

Biggest lesson learned is to choose very carefully when and over what you plant the flag, otherwise slough everything else off baby.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (2exUI)

228 223 Look, for God's sake, is there ANYONE here who would not vote for Tulsi over ANY OF THE OTHER DEMOSHIT (okay, you Klobbupeople can absent yourselves now) RUNNING NOW?

---

I would not vote for any Dem.

Ever.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (RU4sa)

229 Look, for God's sake, is there ANYONE here who would not vote for Tulsi over ANY OF THE OTHER DEMOSHIT (okay, you Klobbupeople can absent yourselves now) RUNNING NOW?

She shows occasional signs of sanity, which is more than we can say for anyone else. Even Buttstuff.


As I said about Andrew Yang--I have zero in common with Tulsi about policy. Zilch. But at least she talks about real issues and is not overtly insane.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (JCrfD)

230 224
I guess this is just in case, right?



https://preview.tinyurl.com/ws72hae



military times


Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:23 PM (G546f)


Let's hope so. It's probably part of their mandate.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (XzVUd)

231 jmel: Daughter failed her first statistics test in college. She is now convinced she will flunk out and be forced to become a stripper.

Might make better money.

AHEM! I mean...

Milady says to tell you about her sister, who failed statistics multiple times until she started following basketball. Which is good. She would not have been a good stripper.

Posted by: mindful webworker
click for a toonish webwork
at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TIFWI)

232 Can we not get rid of these useless cowards in the face of Democratic media campaigns to un-elect Republicans?
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (32YRo)


I think it safe to say, the almost certain (and eventual) loss of our once Constitutional Republic cannot be blamed of President Trump, but upon sleazebag pseudo-Republican scum like Miss Lindsay and Tres Gowdy.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (BiNEL)

233 See comments @12 and @14
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:22 PM (XzVUd)

Thanks!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (Rz2Nc)

234 Kinda where I'm leaning.


Look at it this way, it's $60-100 dollars to go out to eat with drinks. So, 5 or 6 dinners out.

I just pissed that much away on ammo during the previous thread.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (yQpMk)

235 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/12/20) Skimpy Content & Early Edition

Kdabear will soon be along with the skimpy content, right?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (I2/tG)

236 216 Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

So you're not a fan of chocolate?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL)

{{{Hrothgar}}}

It's not that--it's just that I never expect a guy to give me anything.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

237 I would not vote for any Dem.

Yeah that, but it wasn't the question. I'm in California and have resolutely never, EVER voted for a Democrat since the Supremes gave us Bakke. Eff them.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:26 PM (8erNz)

238 It's not that--it's just that I never expect a guy to give me anything.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

---

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:26 PM (RU4sa)

239 I have never been so conflicted in my entire life.

The people who go braless at work will not be the people that you want to go braless at work.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

240 >>> 167 Happy Wednesday Horde.

Just got back from garden club and the speaker said that Ohio will lose all its buckeye trees cuz climate change.

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I can see behind me know.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

And did this sooper genius offer an estimated year of when this would happen?

It would be funny to record this stupid stuff and then show up the next year and replay and ask.... well? are we there yet?

...and the year after, and the year after that...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (0ReGO)

241 would we all have been better off if Asia Carrera [IQ 145, physics major] had stayed in school instead of screwing around on camera?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

242 If the military didn't prepare (it's good practice) for a pandemic and it came they would get their butts kicked.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (cNlpM)

243

*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:26 PM (RU4sa


{{{SMH}}}


Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

244 The people who go braless at work will not be the people that you want to go braless at work.

Corollary to the Speedo Postulate.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (JCrfD)

245 Hit Somebody is an amusing song. The guy shouting hit somebody is David Letterman.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

246 231 jmel: Daughter failed her first statistics test in college. She is now convinced she will flunk out and be forced to become a stripper.

I have $2000 in my wallet right now...

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (8erNz)

247 It's not that--it's just that I never expect a guy to give me anything.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

The unexpected gifts are the nicest.

Posted by: ALH at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (zZAUd)

248 hang on... I think, therefore:
https://tinyurl.com/y6v2buzh

Posted by: LaRro at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (10GNe)

249 241 would we all have been better off if Asia Carrera [IQ 145, physics major] had stayed in school instead of screwing around on camera?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

Well, the guys in the lab or school she ended up in would have been better off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (2B9A/)

250 197 Laura reminded Tulsi that Mayor Pete also has military service on his resume. Her reply? His was not as extensive as mine.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (3LyA5)

251 245 Hit Somebody is an amusing song. The guy shouting hit somebody is David Letterman.


wow I did NOT know that!

I think the song is kinda sad

I might just be a hockey mom tho

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (DlsPn)

252 cont.
Its grubby stalls feature a dizzying array of animals including giant snakes, rats impaled on sticks and charred dogs with their hair seared off by blowtorches -- a gory scene described by some critics as "like walking through hell".

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (cNlpM)

253 It's not that--it's just that I never expect a guy to give me anything.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMs

Grocery Store lady had a booth set up and was rolling strawberries in chocolate went I went in there today. Almost thought of buying myself chocolate.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (2DOZq)

254 Biggest lesson learned is to choose very carefully when and over what you plant the flag, otherwise slough everything else off baby.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (2exUI)


If you are interested in doing it right, you better be willing to sign up for the long haul and some rocky roads!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (BiNEL)

255 Evening, Horde.

That last meme needs a comma. Just sayin'

Posted by: Average Guy at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (BaHwF)

256 "She shows occasional signs of sanity, which is more than we can say for anyone else."

Acting!!

Posted by: Master Thespian at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (l3+k2)

257
Without question, when I was growing up, a great source for fun was to play street hockey, on our street and in our winter boots.

Far, far superior to that was to play ice hockey, outdoors, on natural ice. The parks department in my home town turned tennis courts, level areas and open fields into six outdoor ice sheets that they kept plowed and watered every night.

There were two of them within walking distance of our house. My friends, brothers and whoever else was there would get a pickup game going, six on six, five on five, whatever, and the best part was the inherent fairness of the game -- everybody played, and played the whole time. No first line, second line, blah, blah, blah. If you needed a breather, you sat on the snowbank until you were ready to get back in the game. Such great, great fun!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:30 PM (pNxlR)

258
My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I can see behind me know.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

And did this sooper genius offer an estimated year of when this would happen?

It would be funny to record this stupid stuff and then show up the next year and replay and ask.... well? are we there yet?

...and the year after, and the year after that...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (0ReGO)


A convenient 50 years from now, we won't around to prove him wrong

I wanted to tell him I'd console myself with all the free beachfront property that is certain to be available, since it will all be under water.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

259 Its grubby stalls feature a dizzying array of animals including giant snakes, rats impaled on sticks and charred dogs with their hair seared off by blowtorches -- a gory scene described by some critics as "like walking through hell".
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (cNlpM)

I am rapidly losing empathy for the Chinese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:30 PM (2B9A/)

260 Laura reminded Tulsi that Mayor Pete also has military service on his resume. Her reply? His was not as extensive as mine.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (3LyA5)


As far as I know*, he didn't violate Article 88 of the UCMJ. So, that's something she's done that he hasn't.

* As far as I know.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (ZoYP9)

261
I think the song is kinda sad

I might just be a hockey mom tho
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (DlsPn)

You're right. It does have a sadness to it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

262 Nice juxtaposition between the last pic, 'and that's how you keep a woman happy' versus the Target parking lot husbands support group.

Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (Y8PSl)

263 The people who go braless at work will not be the people that you want to go braless at work.


I have listened to women complain about bras for about 40 years.

Chapter 1 of My forthcoming book "Observations on the Fairer Sex":


If One Does It? They All Will.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (J+x1n)

264
Grocery Store lady had a booth set up and was rolling strawberries in chocolate went I went in there today. Almost thought of buying myself chocolate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (2DOZq)


See?

Take care of yourself and you won't need or expect someone to do it for you!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

265 234, yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5bXwSZNLXk

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (PUmDY)

266 241 would we all have been better off if Asia Carrera [IQ 145, physics major] had stayed in school instead of screwing around on camera?

s/on camera/in the senate/g

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (8erNz)

267 Elizabeth Warren needs to adopt the Tomahawk Chop if the Braves abandon it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (+y/Ru)

268 Milady says to tell you about her sister, who failed statistics multiple
times until she started following basketball. Which is good. She would
not have been a good stripper.


*cough*baseball*cough*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (HaL55)

269 Posted by: Northernlurker at Februar

It's Zevon, his songs tend to be a little melancholy at times

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

270 Grocery Store lady had a booth set up and was rolling strawberries in chocolate went I went in there today. Almost thought of buying myself chocolate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (2DOZq)


To roll around in?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (ZoYP9)

271 Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:26 PM (RU4sa


{{{Ladyl}}}
{{{SMH}}}

Well, you both post here, so you are exceptions to the general rule!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (BiNEL)

272
231 jmel: Daughter failed her first statistics test in college. She is now convinced she will flunk out and be forced to become a stripper.


In re: statistics, tell her, "Endeavor to persevere"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (pNxlR)

273 About the last song you'd think Zevon would ever cover:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRMjSGBHz7E

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

274 i suppose Asia's pr0n if she'd stayed pure until postgrad would have been interesting to watch

"Asia Carrera in... The Large Hardon Collider"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (ykYG2)

275 Mayor Pete is a sick ducker.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (J+x1n)

276 would we all have been better off if Asia Carrera
[IQ 145, physics major] had stayed in school instead of screwing around
on camera?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (ykYG2)


Asia Carrera didn't matter, Sasha Grey did.

Or is that Little Richard didn't matter, Chuck Berry did?
I get confused.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (2N7oZ)

277 Grocery Store lady had a booth set up and was rolling strawberries in chocolate went I went in there today. Almost thought of buying myself chocolate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (2DOZq)

To roll around in?
Posted by: hogmartin at February



because he feels bad about using himself for sex the way he does.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (HALdu)

278 The people who go braless at work will not be the people that you want to go braless at work.

-
Michael Moore, for example.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (+y/Ru)

279
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 12, 2020 10:34 PM (DUIap)

280 because he feels bad about using himself for sex the way he does.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (HALdu)


*shakes head*

Such a shanda.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:34 PM (ZoYP9)

281 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:34 PM (ZoYP9)

282 would we all have been better off if Asia Carrera
[IQ 145, physics major] had stayed in school instead of screwing around
on camera?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February



you know there is something sad when you think of the young lasses that gave so much for hardcore that are not going to make it to the digital universe.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (HALdu)

283 I would not vote for any Dem.

Ever.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (RU4sa)



As God is my witness, neither will I.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

284 I think it safe to say, the almost certain (and eventual) loss of our once Constitutional Republic cannot be blamed of President Trump, but upon sleazebag pseudo-Republican scum like Miss Lindsay and Tres Gowdy.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (BiNEL)

I am beginning to seriously suspect coordination between members of Congress and rogue members of the Executive Branch to undermine a properly elected US Government in this matter, and that is something the American people are very likely to NEVER forgive.

Lindsey Graham better hold on to his butt, because if that turns out to be the case, then he and Schiff and Nadler and Pelosi and McConnell and every other knuckle head over there are not going to believe what is about to happen to them next, not even while its happening to them.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (32YRo)

285 Tulsi on Ingram. I weary of her hyping her military service.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (xSo9G)

What else is she going to hype, her eyeliner or foundation?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-------
Her tan line?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
-------

I'm willing to take one for the team, by having a look.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (CDGwz)

286 Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (ZoYP9)

Come on, it's not like those "words" in the Constitution or UCMJ actually mean anything.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (BiNEL)

287 Alton Jackson!

Hogmartin!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

288 cont.
"Restaurateur Lince Rengkuan -- who serves bats including their heads and wings stewed in coconut milk and spices -- says the secret is preparation.

"If you don't cook the bat well then of course it can be dangerous," she said.

"We cook it thoroughly and so far the number of customers hasn't gone down at all.""

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:36 PM (cNlpM)

289 If One Does It? They All Will.

Except for the ones who don't want their tits sagging to their waist in early middle age.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

290 268 Milady says to tell you about her sister, who failed statistics multiple
times until she started following basketball. Which is good. She would
not have been a good stripper.

*cough*baseball*cough*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy.

---

If she writes "KKK" in the scorebook, prepare for trouble from someone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (Y4EXg)

291 What happens is your kid is just starting in hockey and they're quick and they're scoring and it's so fun?

and then everyone gets older and a lot of kids just get BIGGER and also the defenders get way way better and the goalies get WAY WAY better

and your scorer isn't scoring

and then coach says "you're strong and fearless so...you can do this to help the team"

it's just kind of this heart wrenching thing that happens to a lot of guys who love hockey so much...

anyway it's a great song

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (DlsPn)

292 The Bride of Frankenstein look would be good.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (PUmDY)

293 Alton Jackson!

Hogmartin!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:36 PM (TdMsT)


...on the lobby poster, back to back, pistols at low ready.

Coming this summer...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (ZoYP9)

294 Alton Jackson!

Hogmartin!
Posted by: Ladyl

Why do I think these guys are at a bar with fake IDs?

Posted by: Miklos, seen it all at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

295 Plague ship has around 218 positive cases with patients saying it took 4-5 tests to get a positive.

And this is also too common. As the CDC and others have stated, the tests are unreliable because of false negatives (50%-70%).

There are a number of cases in which people with coronavirus initially test negative. In Tianjin, health officials say a woman developed symptoms on January 25. Her tests on Feb. 5, 8, and 10 came back as negative. The test on Feb. 12 was positive for coronavirus.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/ 1227777126922948608


Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (wumkW)

296 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (CDGwz)

Thanks Mr. Hammer!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

297 294 Alton Jackson!

Hogmartin!
Posted by: Ladyl

Why do I think these guys are at a bar with fake IDs?
Posted by: Miklos, seen it all at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)


Because they are!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

298 I would not vote for any Dem.

Ever.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (RU4sa)



As God is my witness, neither will I.
Posted by: Ladyl
---------

Qualification; in the primary, as an unaffiliated voter, it is highly likely that I will vote for the Bernster. Bwahahahahaha.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (CDGwz)

299 i suppose Asia's pr0n if she'd stayed pure until postgrad would have been interesting to watch

"Asia Carrera in... The Large Hardon Collider"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (ykYG2)


My inner geek just asserted itself and I am laughing like crazy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (BiNEL)

300 I can't quite make out what's on that chalkboard. Doesn't matter - whatever it is, it's guaranteed to be wrong!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

301
Thanks Mr. Hammer!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
--
Giver, MH, I'm a giver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (CDGwz)

302 Except for the ones who don't want their tits sagging to their waist in early middle age.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:36 PM (I2/tG)


Too late.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 12, 2020 10:39 PM (2N7oZ)

303 sure, no one would vote for a democrat, though everybody here voted for mccain and romeny, who are distinguished from democrats by the (R) after their names.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:39 PM (HALdu)

304
Qualification; in the primary, as an unaffiliated voter, it is highly likely that I will vote for the Bernster. Bwahahahahaha.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (CDGwz)


Ohhhh do. Please do!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

305 The Fire Rises?

US military prepping for coronavirus pandemic https://trib.al/9vpXeB7

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 10:40 PM (wumkW)

306 The Bride of Frankenstein look would be good.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (PUmDY)


Elsa Lanchester was smoking hot back in the 30's.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 10:40 PM (2N7oZ)

307 >>>>I wonder if you'd find it as funny if it was you getting pissed on.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (RU4sa)

I would be pissed. Feel like work and no overtime

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2020 10:41 PM (0TbLI)

308 Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 10:40 PM (wumkW)

see 224

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:41 PM (G546f)

309 Love the pic MH. Looks like Warm Springs Creek in the Lochsa river drainage in Idaho.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 12, 2020 10:41 PM (z7i63)

310 Great ONT, MisHum, and thanks. I wish I knew where things were.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2020 10:41 PM (l9m7l)

311 My lady friend says she doesn't like bras so she takes them off as soon as she gets home.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

312
167 Happy Wednesday Horde.

Just got back from garden club and the speaker said that Ohio will lose all its buckeye trees cuz climate change.

My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I can see behind me now.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)


You should have told the speaker that the pluckiest Ohioans would migrate north with the trees, invade southern Ontario across Lake Erie, kick those icebacks' sorry asses further north, and then drop trow and fart in the general direction of mewling quims moaning over the lost buckeyes back in ex-Ohio.

I tell you, those tribes on the Eurasian steppes did not cotton to any bemoaning about the desolation they left in their paths.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)

313 Sweet Neo Con is a good song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (PUmDY)

314 Good evening.

Interesting quote on braless women. Reading the NY Post article they, with one exception, talk to a lot of women with tiny titties. Sounds like going braless is fine for the wee-chested, but I guess any woman bigger than a B cup isn't likely to follow for the fact that the bigger the tits the more issues a woman has to deal with.

But it's always nice talking tits. Or thinking tits. Or observing tits.

I like tits.

Posted by: Robert at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (j0NIn)

315 303 sure, no one would vote for a democrat, though everybody here voted for mccain and romeny, who are distinguished from democrats by the (R) after their names.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:39 PM (HALdu)

---

I didn't vote at all in 2008, and Romney was out of desperation, to my eternal regret.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (RU4sa)

316 I can't quite make out what's on that chalkboard. Doesn't matter - whatever it is, it's guaranteed to be wrong!
Posted by: Insomniac
--------

Time for my periodic posting of link to Sydney Harris cartoon:
https://tinyurl.com/tuk95wh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (CDGwz)

317 It's Zevon, his songs tend to be a little melancholy at times
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

If not a lot twisted.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (BaHwF)

318 My lady friend says she doesn't like bras so she takes them off as soon as she gets home.
Posted by: Northernlurker

A gentleman would perform that service.

Posted by: bemonocled Miklos at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

319 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/vmg4y4w

https://tinyurl.com/s5yemv9

https://tinyurl.com/qwzormp

https://tinyurl.com/v6p3ep6

https://tinyurl.com/sxdfspy

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (qAR6u)

320 307 >>>>I wonder if you'd find it as funny if it was you getting pissed on.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (RU4sa)

Better to be pissed off than pissed on, I alway say.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

321 sure, no one would vote for a democrat, though everybody here voted for
mccain and romeny, who are distinguished from democrats by the (R) after
their names.


Thanks for your concern, but I voted against TFG.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (HaL55)

322 I tell you, those tribes on the Eurasian steppes did not cotton to any bemoaning about the desolation they left in their paths.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)


Dang.

I never think of good comebacks like this.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

323 Are Asia and Tia related?

Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (bttOm)

324 I didn't vote at all in 2008, and Romney was out of desperation, to my eternal regret.
Posted by: SMH at February



I regret every vote between Reagan and Trump, however, every vote I made was better than the dem alternative.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (HALdu)

325
hey hogmartin

hey ladyl


yeah, the movie trailer will have a voice over by that guy : "In a world where (insert dystopian scenario here)...

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (DUIap)

326 Sweet Neo Con is a good song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (PUmDY)


The GnR song? I love that one.

Posted by: Jonah G. at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (2N7oZ)

327 I can't quite make out what's on that chalkboard. Doesn't matter - whatever it is, it's guaranteed to be wrong!
Posted by: Insomniac

It's modern gender theory, simplified version.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 12, 2020 10:44 PM (BaHwF)

328 I found this oddly amusing.

https://youtu.be/HOIzRdDo_3I

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

329 sure, no one would vote for a democrat, though everybody here voted for
mccain and romeny, who are distinguished from democrats by the (R) after
their names.

Thanks for your concern, but I voted against TFG.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February



And the point you are trying to make is what?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:44 PM (HALdu)

330 US military prepping for coronavirus pandemic

A number of reports are trying to make something of the fact that 20% of the reported cases in China are outside Wuhan's province, but only 3% of the deaths.

They take these numbers seriously in their analyses, as opposed to the obvious alternative - that the Chinese Communist Party is lying through its teeth.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

331 Are Asia and Tia related?

Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (bttOm)


Once.

Posted by: Pangaea at February 12, 2020 10:45 PM (2N7oZ)

332 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/v35kzt4

https://tinyurl.com/r4haqec

https://tinyurl.com/rfnfmnh

https://tinyurl.com/uodtv4b

https://tinyurl.com/ukuvppd

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 10:45 PM (qAR6u)

333 The stones one. How Come You're So Wrong?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:45 PM (PUmDY)

334 years ago, going through some sort of screening at Club Bob, in the late 90's, i had a sillyvilian RN do a blood draw on me, who, when she bent over to inspect my veins and bake the stick, displayed a delightful amount of decolletage, dressed us in a very sexy, very lacy and sheer bra. they weren't massive, but, for a GI in from the field, they were a sight for sore eyes.

the NCOIC of the event, female, had been my 1SG about a decade before, so i remarked on it whilst we were catching up.

turns out she, the RN, had told her that she did that shit on purpose to distract nervous GI's from the needle stick.

what a patriot!







Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (+fZqU)

335 Lindsey Graham better hold on to his butt, because if that turns out to be the case, then he and Schiff and Nadler and Pelosi and McConnell and every other knuckle head over there are not going to believe what is about to happen to them next, not even while its happening to them.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (32YRo)


There are some very persistent, and some very powerful people interested in an end to the bs. They will not look kindly upon those who have pledged to help end it and don't put their all into it.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (cNlpM)

336 59 contacts of confirmed coronavirus cases in Philppines show flu-like symptoms


(delete line break)
https://www.cnnphilippines.com/news/2020/2/12/
59-coronavirus-case-contacts-flu-like-symptoms.html

I'm worried that they're releasing patients who.test negative as there hace been many false negatives that later get confirmed

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (G546f)

337 My lady friend says she doesn't like bras so she takes them off as soon as she gets home.
Posted by: Northernlurker
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I will never forget picking up one of my early girlfriends after work. I'm driving along, and she does the bra-removed-through-the-sleeve trick, which I had never witnessed.

I was astonished...managed to keep the car on the road, put it was a close run thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (CDGwz)

338 Well f***.

I thought I was posting on the Wednesday ont and no on my stupid smartphone, I was posting on the Tuesday ont.

Just wanted to say thanks to MisHum. And I'm sorry he has the crud. Jules does too its miserable.

Now for a non important question, is Pete butt plug the mayor or the former mayor? I hear both from the media all the time. Can any of these assholes get it straight?

Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (JRtqr)

339 Promised a gal we'd watch some vid together. Gotta do that before I ffalll asslllleeppzzzz

A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker
click for reality check
at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (TIFWI)

340 Asia took her stage name from Tia because she was a fan.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (ykYG2)

341 I regret every vote between Reagan and Trump, however, every vote I made was better than the dem alternative.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (HALdu)


I voted for Dukakis. Bush wasn't deep state enough for me.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 12, 2020 10:47 PM (2N7oZ)

342 And the point you are trying to make is what?

You're not too bright, are you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:47 PM (HaL55)

343 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/v35kzt4

https://tinyurl.com/r4haqec

https://tinyurl.com/rfnfmnh

https://tinyurl.com/uodtv4b

https://tinyurl.com/ukuvppd
Posted by: kbdabear at February




Some night you have to feature the ettes boob pics.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:47 PM (HALdu)

344
I will never forget picking up one of my early girlfriends after work. I'm driving along, and she does the bra-removed-through-the-sleeve trick, which I had never witnessed.

I was astonished...managed to keep the car on the road, put it was a close run thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (CDGwz)

I remember seeing that on Crocodile Dundee.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

345 I was astonished...managed to keep the car on the road, put it was a close run thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (CDGwz)


Pshaw.

Every woman can do that by the time she's 16.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

346 Andy McCarthy is such a jackass.

He has a NR column on the Stone Debacle that at turns is a, on the one hand, and on the other travesty of an article and ultimately he blames Trump for everything.


All these never trumpers suck.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (2exUI)

347 Who is Asia? Argento?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (PUmDY)

348 I can't quite make out what's on that chalkboard. Doesn't matter - whatever it is, it's guaranteed to be wrong!
Posted by: Insomniac

My wife assured me, all three steps were correct.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (Rz2Nc)

349 I will never forget picking up one of my early girlfriends after work. I'm driving along, and she does the bra-removed-through-the-sleeve trick, which I had never witnessed.

I was astonished...managed to keep the car on the road, put it was a close run thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

The origin of the car bra.

You musta got rich in the 80s.

Posted by: Miklos, no envy at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

350 I rolled my eyes at the braless article for one simple reason. Its origin was the New York Post. They love to have these stupid "Hot new trend that is sweeping the nation."

I think they've pushed the "Eating insects as protein is the hot new trend!"

And they also had an article once about how the new thing for wedding photos were for the bridal party to do a photoshoot in their lingerie because they found 2 brides that made their bridesmaids do it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (Z7lwY)

351 From my years of boob research, it's pretty well known that going braless for a long periods for any woman C cup and above will experience pain and the dreaded old lady sagging.

D cup and above, going braless feels like two cats fighting inside your blouse

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (qAR6u)

352 331- Pang
D'oh. I missed it..

Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (bttOm)

353
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (LxTcq)

354 I have teacups, so I *could* go braless, but then I would look flat. I prefer bras. The Little Bra Company is great for bras that don't have to be altered (I need a 28 inch band).

Regarding statistics. It is kind of hard to wrap your brain around. For the probability portion, try playing D&D. (This will also help should your student be taking a course on medieval weaponry.) The stats portion (normal distributions, t-tests, etc.) I don't have a simple solution for.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (rWZ8Y)

355 And the point you are trying to make is what?

You're not too bright, are you?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February



Heh, compared with the 5 watts you are giving off I am the fucking sun baby.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (HALdu)

356 Pamela Anderson has been a name for 25 years and she's set back by a $200K debt? Obviously, tits are not brains.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 10:50 PM (oVJmc)

357 I found this oddly amusing.

https://youtu.be/HOIzRdDo_3I
Posted by: Northernlurker

I'm amused. Nice job. They looked like they were having fun.

Posted by: Bradley Manning at February 12, 2020 10:50 PM (MTxDQ)

358 fckn sock

Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 10:50 PM (MTxDQ)

359 I'm worried that they're releasing patients who.test negative as there have been many false negatives that later get confirmed
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (G546f)

---

Health experts warn Congress coronavirus may hit US hard in next two to four weeks

https://tinyurl.com/tzm5xbp

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:51 PM (RU4sa)

360 Heh, compared with the 5 watts you are giving off I am the fucking sun baby.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (HALdu)


Fuck off.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:51 PM (HaL55)

361 Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in ice.

From what I've tasted of desire

I hold with those who favor fire.

But if it had to perish twice,

I think I know enough of hate

To know that for destruction ice

Is also great

And would suffice.



Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (LxTcq)


I gave my love a chicken that had no bone.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 10:51 PM (2N7oZ)

362 I like tits.
Posted by: Robert at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (j0NIn)

No greater wisdom has been uttered on this blog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:51 PM (2B9A/)

363 A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker

According to the bar code reader, that means 50% off, but off what?

Posted by: Miklos, clipping those coupons at February 12, 2020 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

364 As for the last picture, I sent it to my husband and told him all he really needed to do was make sure I got plenty of vitamin D. HEEEEEY OHHH

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 12, 2020 10:52 PM (rWZ8Y)

365
The origin of the car bra.

You musta got rich in the 80s.
Posted by: Miklos, no envy at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

Cars all go braless these days.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

366 I hit 35 pounds down today.

Yippee!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 10:52 PM (dc/3p)

367
Pshaw.

Every woman can do that by the time she's 16.
Posted by: Ladyl
-------

No doubt...but it wasn't something I had ever witnessed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:52 PM (xSo9G)

368 Pamela Anderson has been a name for 25 years and she's set back by a $200K debt? Obviously, tits are not brains.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February



Wasn't she married to kid rock or someone for about the same amount of time?




Did her most recent husband get to have sex with her? 200k divided by the number of time might work out ok, maybe?

When she was hot, she was smoking.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:53 PM (HALdu)

369 Pamela Anderson has been a name for 25 years and she's set back by a $200K debt? Obviously, tits are not brains.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 10:50 PM (oVJmc)


I'd hit. But not for $200K.

Posted by: Jon Peters at February 12, 2020 10:53 PM (2N7oZ)

370 All sports teams should announce "We will no longer be naming any teams after anything even remotely related to Native American culture, since it is stupid to name any team after people who LOST EVERYTHING AND NEVER STOP WHINING."

Hell, even Susan Lucci eventually won the Emmy after losing for a couple of decades. So it would make more sense to name your team the Atlanta Susans.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 10:53 PM (GcvMs)

371 I will never forget picking up one of my early girlfriends after work. I'm driving along, and she does the bra-removed-through-the-sleeve trick, which I had never witnessed.

I was astonished...managed to keep the car on the road, put it was a close run thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (CDGwz)

---

It's even more impressive while wearing body armor.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (RU4sa)

372 336
59 contacts of confirmed coronavirus cases in Philppines show flu-like symptoms


Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (G546f)



Stupid editor made up the headline. The article says "red flag symptoms" NOT "flu-like".

The early symptoms are:

- dry cough
- fever
- malaise

This is distinct from flu (and SARS and MERS). See video resource at comment @14.

So Philippines looks like it may be the first center outside China.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (XzVUd)

373 No doubt...but it wasn't something I had ever witnessed.



And to think I could have taken my show on the road, as it were!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

374 I hit 35 pounds down today.

Yippee!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
----------

Congrats! Must have required a lot of discipline.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (xSo9G)

375 Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:51 PM (HaL55)

Well I see this has escalated badly.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (aA3+G)

376 we're still on for our trip to Italy in March even though the virus has me scared to death

is that crazy?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (G546f)

377 I hit 35 pounds down today.

Yippee!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

---

You punched a 7-year-old kid?

That's just mean.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (GcvMs)

378 Pamela Anderson has been a name for 25 years and she's set back by a $200K debt? Obviously, tits are not brains.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 10:50 PM (oVJmc)

I thought she just got married to some rich guy. He should be able to cover it.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:55 PM (Rz2Nc)

379 No clinic I've worked at or patient I've ever seen has said "I'm so sick and have all these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?"

A few drunks must have said "can you show me your titties first"


Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 10:55 PM (qAR6u)

380 Sticks n stones may break my bones, but names will get your ass kicked. He wouldn't have gotten to the second time calling me a bitch before I'd slap the pudgy fat fuck upside his head. IF he was baited, so what. These assholes on the left are more than happy to voice the violence and death they'd like to visit upon us for quite simply having a different political point of view.

Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2020 10:55 PM (DCJx/)

381 uck off.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February



nice

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:55 PM (HALdu)

382 It's even more impressive while wearing body armor.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (RU4sa)

Sometimes the girls just have to be let loose.

Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 10:55 PM (MTxDQ)

383 Well I see this has escalated badly.


What did I type to earn that one's ire, I wonder?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:56 PM (HaL55)

384 It's even more impressive while wearing body armor.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (RU4sa)


Flak jacket, while driving a 5 ton. Seen it.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 10:56 PM (2N7oZ)

385
It's even more impressive while wearing body armor.
Posted by: SMH
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I imagine so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:56 PM (xSo9G)

386 Did her most recent husband get to have sex with her? 200k divided by the number of time might work out ok, maybe?


I believe the legal terms are "sublet with right of use" and "Quimclaim".

Posted by: Miklos, not an attorney in your State or Province at February 12, 2020 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

387 Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (RU4sa)

Pardon me, but that's hawt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

388 redc1c4 @ 344- I know a lot of nurses and just now realized this must be taught in nursing school, the tit thing.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 10:57 PM (UUkQp)

389 uck off.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February



nice
Posted by: not so

Lord Uck a Duck

Posted by: Roddy "Miklos" McDowell at February 12, 2020 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

390 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 12, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno)

391 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart

Busy not voting for me.

Posted by: Joey B. at February 12, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

392 390 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 12, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno)

Where they always are: fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on cardboardeaux.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 10:59 PM (NWiLs)

393 Congrats! Must have required a lot of discipline.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (xSo9G)
....

Thanks!

Been in ketosis for 6 weeks and at the gym 5 days a week.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 11:00 PM (dc/3p)

394 uck off.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February



Hmmm, what could it be?

What could it be?

How could this have happened?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:00 PM (HALdu)

395 Been married 30 years, tail end of the first decade and into the second was the roughest part so far.


Everything started to mellow out again around year 17.

Biggest lesson learned is to choose very carefully when and over what you plant the flag, otherwise slough everything else off baby.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 10:23 PM (5KnDh)

Mine shit the bed in year 24. I just couldn't get along with her boyfriend.

Posted by: free tibet at February 12, 2020 11:00 PM (mhs6e)

396 Been in ketosis for 6 weeks and at the gym 5 days a week.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 11:00 PM (dc/3p)

Good on ya!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

397 Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:00 PM (HALdu)



Put the needles down

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

398 There are some very persistent, and some very powerful people interested in an end to the bs. They will not look kindly upon those who have pledged to help end it and don't put their all into it.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (cNlpM

If it becomes known that members of one or both Houses of Congress actively colluded with rouge DOJ members, namely Executive Branch members, to alter criminal sentencing guidelines, lie to Executive Branch officials, and alter the course of current court cases involving politically sensitive prosecutions to their own or some other third party's benefit, then the Rubicon would have been finally crossed and a constitutional breach would have occurred that will only be rectified by charges of treason - there is no other term to describe such a breach. Its stunning in its proportions.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 11:01 PM (32YRo)

399 Put the needles down

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February


Sigh.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (HALdu)

400 Sucking off your own genitalia: the hot new trend!!

Posted by: New York Magazine Publishers at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)

401 I saw someone asking for DC statehood again. I think it should be given back to Maryland, just like the former half was taken back by Virginia. But the capital building should be torn down. The congressmen and senators should be put on a train and moved to a different state every Saturday morning, and housed in a closed down Walmart or Sears for the week. No votes if they take alternate travel arrangements. Only 2 weeks of vacation.

Posted by: Downcast at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (JCx0V)

402 congrats Bitter Clinger

I'm trying hard to get back on the wagon but keep failing

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (G546f)

403 As an aside, while I was at the Doc's office last Fall, he pointed out that it was time for the flu shot. When nurse came in with the vaccine and syringe, I stood up, and rolled up my sleeve. She gave a little smile and said, "You must be a Vet". I was puzzled, and asked her how she knew, "Because Vets always stand up for their shots."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (xSo9G)

404 Painting your ass purple and walking around backwards naked: the hot new trend!!

Posted by: New York Magazine Publishers at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

405 Now for a non important question, is Pete butt plug the mayor or the former mayor? I hear both from the media all the time. Can any of these assholes get it straight?

Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (JRtqr)


'Assholes' and 'straight' when talking about former Mayor Buttplug does not compute. Illogical.

Posted by: Norman # 1, Shutting Down at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (Y8PSl)

406 Put the needles down

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

But the adorable sweater will never get finished!

Posted by: Knit one, perl two Miklosii at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

407 If this coronavirus thing gets worse, would anyone believe the govt or media here in the US?

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)

408 Better get this sock off quick

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

409 402 congrats Bitter Clinger

I'm trying hard to get back on the wagon but keep failing
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (G546f)

Get an accountability buddy. Makes it easier.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)

410 Put.
The.
Candle....

BACK

Posted by: Froederick Fonkensteen at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (XVuno)

411 And to think I could have taken my show on the road, as it were!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)


*types*
~~~
*deletes*

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (BiNEL)

412 Sigh.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (HALdu)

Say it's not sew

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (XzVUd)

413 I hit 35 pounds down today.

Yippee!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


That is awesome!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

414 Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (HALdu)

Thank you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

415 I'm trying hard to get back on the wagon but keep failing
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (G546f)




try a different wagon?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (HALdu)

416 407 If this coronavirus thing gets worse, would anyone believe the govt or media here in the US?
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)

Yes, unfortunately.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (NWiLs)

417 Sucking off your own genitalia: the hot new trend!!

Posted by: New York Magazine Publishers at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)


I warned them.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (2N7oZ)

418 @389

But we already know something like that happened with the IC IG, "the whistle blower" and Schiffs team.

So the Rubicon has not simply been crossed it been jumped Evel Knevel style over the snake river.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (2exUI)

419 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart
------

Bernie rally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (xSo9G)

420 Thank you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February




You da man

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:05 PM (HALdu)

421 Nah, neither Lindsey nor anyone else has anything to worry about, regardless of events. If voters were that attentive and (effectively) intelligent, or cared about important things, then we'd never have approached within a light year of the current situation to begin with.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 11:05 PM (El6T/)

422 If this coronavirus thing gets worse, would anyone believe the govt or media here in the US?

I'd believe us before I'd believe the ChiComs. Which isn't saying much...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:05 PM (HaL55)

423 Welp, the caffeine is already taking hold. Think I just passed Barstow. ;-)

I wanted to fix my cioppino from a few nights ago but it was disappointing, watery and way too mild for me. So tonight I threw in tomato sauce and a fukc-ton of Tabasco, blackened seasoning, spicy salt and smoky seasoning.

If it works, think I'll call it smoked cioppino...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)

424 They are trying to figure out he can be reinstated as Mayor. I imagine he had to resign.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (PUmDY)

425 ucking off your own genitalia: the hot new trend!!
Posted by: New York Magazine Publishers at February




Why do dogs lick their balls?

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (HALdu)

426 If this coronavirus thing gets worse, would anyone believe the govt or media here in the US?

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)



{{{SMH}}} I don't believe anything they say already, why would I start believing them when they give me pandemic data?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (BiNEL)

427 407 If this coronavirus thing gets worse, would anyone believe the govt or media here in the US?

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)



They'll do like Ebola. Declare that it's not infectious in a particular way, and they will be correct on the technical sense. But the way that the average person has understanding it will be the exact opposite.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (Z7lwY)

428 If this coronavirus thing gets worse, would anyone believe the govt or media here in the US?
Posted by: SMH

---

The reason no one can get actual numbers out of China is that their government simply don't know how to relay truth to the populace.

"What? You want to know what's ACTUALLY OCCURRING? um... we're not sure how to do that."

...Of course, yeah, ours is the same way.



Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (GcvMs)

429 336 59 contacts of confirmed coronavirus cases in Philppines show flu-like symptoms


(delete line break)
https://www.cnnphilippines.com/news/2020/2/12/
59-coronavirus-case-contacts-flu-like-symptoms.html

I'm worried that they're releasing patients who.test negative as there hace been many false negatives that later get confirmed
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (G546f)

Singapore, Japan, and Philippines have crossed the magic number of 50 cases like China did 6 weeks ago (official CCP numbers).

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (jC0ox)

430 Yes, unfortunately.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (NWiLs)

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As it stands for me, I'll believe it's a crisis here when media and govt types start dropping like flies.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (RU4sa)

431 403 As an aside, while I was at the Doc's office last Fall, he pointed out that it was time for the flu shot. When nurse came in with the vaccine and syringe, I stood up, and rolled up my sleeve. She gave a little smile and said, "You must be a Vet". I was puzzled, and asked her how she knew, "Because Vets always stand up for their shots."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (xSo9G)


I had to get shots in the palms of my hands last year.

I made whimpering noises.

I couldn't help it.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

432 Why do dogs lick their balls?
Posted by: not so

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Because you're not clever enough to put gravy on yours.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (GcvMs)

433 "In school he'll learn..."


Ha! Like heck he will! And you'll be shocked when he comes home and wants you to die to save the earth and get out of xis way.

Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (7uSB+)

434 423 Welp, the caffeine is already taking hold. Think I just passed Barstow. ;-)

--------

Home of the busiest McDonalds on Earth. You should have stopped to get a t-shirt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (XVuno)

435 I'd believe us before I'd believe the ChiComs. Which isn't saying much...


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:05 PM (HaL55)


There's nothing to worry about. Maybe.

Posted by: CDC at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (2N7oZ)

436 Lindsey Graham better hold on to his butt

Whose?

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (J+x1n)

437 Cicero, I'm a Del Taco man myself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

438 I like tits.

Posted by: Robert at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (j0NIn)

I find your views are relevant to my interests and wish to subscribe to your newsletter

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (qAR6u)

439 uh oh, Jim Carrey's Sonic the Hedgehog comes out tomorrow night and there aren't any critic reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. I worry that the movie might not be that good.

reassure me morons

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (ykYG2)

440 Get an accountability buddy. Makes it easier.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)

.....

This.

I credit it all to a naggy gf.

She makes sure I'm eating better and, save one minor bout with George Dickel, have stayed off the sauce.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 11:08 PM (MMC4G)

441 431 403 As an aside, while I was at the Doc's office last Fall, he pointed out that it was time for the flu shot. When nurse came in with the vaccine and syringe, I stood up, and rolled up my sleeve. She gave a little smile and said, "You must be a Vet". I was puzzled, and asked her how she knew, "Because Vets always stand up for their shots."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (xSo9G)

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lol

I got mine last Friday at the VA.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:08 PM (RU4sa)

442 Because they can. Ver old joke.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:08 PM (PUmDY)

443 I am not sure if the Chicom are lying or do not have good info but I d not believe anything coming out of china, except that the bioweapon that got loose is dangerous..

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:08 PM (HALdu)

444 uh oh, Jim Carrey's Sonic the Hedgehog comes out tomorrow night and there aren't any critic reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. I worry that the movie might not be that good. reassure me morons
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (ykYG2)


The bad movie memories are nothing that a little home self-trepanation can't cure

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

445 Cicero, I'm a Del Taco man myself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)


Taco John's for the win.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (2N7oZ)

446 They'll do like Ebola. Declare that it's not infectious in a particular
way, and they will be correct on the technical sense. But the way that
the average person has understanding it will be the exact opposite.


The only thing that PROGDA will report 24/7 is that it was caused by OrangeManBad and we'll be on our own.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (HaL55)

447 439 uh oh, Jim Carrey's Sonic the Hedgehog comes out tomorrow night and there aren't any critic reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. I worry that the movie might not be that good.

reassure me morons

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (ykYG2)



Birds of Prey fans are attempting to tank it because they don't want it to do better than that shit show.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (Z7lwY)

448 437 Cicero, I'm a Del Taco man myself.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

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Baker has a great Del Taco with a splendid view of the Worlds Largest Thermometer. Man, do I have to plan everything?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (XVuno)

449 Still a good one.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (PUmDY)

450 uh oh, Jim Carrey's Sonic the Hedgehog comes out tomorrow night and there aren't any critic reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. I worry that the movie might not be that good.

----

That'd be a damn shame if 1.) an overrated idiot lost all his box office mojo; 2.) a movie made out of a video game flopped.

I don't think I can weep enough to cover those twin horrors.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (GcvMs)

451 not yet peer reviewed study
from Los Alamos Lab
with funding from.DARPA

The Novel Coronavirus, 2019-nCoV, is Highly Contagious and More Infectious Than Initially Estimated

finds the r0 is likely between 4.7 and 6.6.

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/
10.1101/2020.02.07.20021154v1

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (G546f)

452 I got mine last Friday at the VA.
Posted by: SMH
-----

Was the vaccine OD?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (xSo9G)

453 430 Yes, unfortunately.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (NWiLs)

---

As it stands for me, I'll believe it's a crisis here when media and govt types start dropping like flies.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (RU4sa)

AMEN!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (aA3+G)

454 Stopped at the Starbucks in Barstow a year/more ago.

A particularly rude/stupid young family, eastern European/Russki/Ukrainian, couldn't pin it down exactly. Little kids effing up everything, noise, can't recall exactly but one of them with his shoes on his hands, touching all kinds of things with them.

Finally the dad seemed to sense how awful they were, and attempted to get them under control. Barely did. Mom was useless. Wow, quite an impression.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (El6T/)

455 Video on the crazy Birds of Prey fans calling Sonic Homophobic and racist.

https://youtu.be/JFPbRPqH4Eo

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (Z7lwY)

456 429 Singapore, Japan, and Philippines

https://tinyurl.com/usg22ww
Not Japan. They don't count the cruise ship.Hong Kong is at 50
Philipines is at 3

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (XzVUd)

457 The only thing that PROGDA will report 24/7 is that it was caused by OrangeManBad and we'll be on our own.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (HaL55)


Well Trump's budget completely defunded HHS, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (BiNEL)

458 Taco Casa.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (PUmDY)

459 @ 366
Congrats, BC. That's awesome.

Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (JRtqr)

460 Oh no. That dog would bite you.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (yQpMk)

461 The only thing that PROGDA will report 24/7 is that it was caused by OrangeManBad and we'll be on our own.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness

----

He'll have to do better to compete with Ronald Reagan, who invented AIDS in his imagination, then closed his eyes, concentrated, and willed it into existence with his paranormal power of hate.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:12 PM (GcvMs)

462 When I made my first trip to visit my older brother at college, I pulled into the parking lot to this vision. A bunch of football players streaking across the quad. A guy leaning out the first floor window yelling at them. A guy on the second floor mooning them. A guy on the 3rd floor spitting on the mooner. And a guy on the 4th floor peeing on the guys on the lower 3 floors. I hate to think what would have happened if the dorm was taller. Like Flounder, I just yelled "oh boy! This is great!"

Posted by: Downcast at February 12, 2020 11:12 PM (JCx0V)

463 Finally the dad seemed to sense how awful they were, and attempted to get them under control. Barely did. Mom was useless. Wow, quite an impression.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (El6T/)

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That's why Barstow is sometimes known as the Uzbekistan of the West.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (XVuno)

464 443
I am not sure if the Chicom are lying or do not have good info


It's not that "the Chicom" are lying. It's that the whole system there is rigged against the truth.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (XzVUd)

465 > If Jennifer Aniston doesn't have to wear a bra to HER job, then neither does anyone else.

Err... putting her tits on display is Jennifer Aniston's job. That's what she gets paid for.

Putting your tits on display is not your job. You don't get paid for that.

Seems pretty simple.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (Ewo9R)

466 Was the vaccine OD?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (xSo9G)

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Dunno.

Didn't bother to ask what kind of flu shot it was.

I went primarily for my back spasms, for which I was prescribed methocarbamol.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (RU4sa)

467 330 US military prepping for coronavirus pandemic

A number of reports are trying to make something of the fact that 20% of the reported cases in China are outside Wuhan's province, but only 3% of the deaths.

They take these numbers seriously in their analyses, as opposed to the obvious alternative - that the Chinese Communist Party is lying through its teeth.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:44 PM (I2/tG)


The treatment for this kind of infection is to keep the patient from dying until his body can clear the virus. So the most serious cases are going to need around the clock care, with all sorts of meds and possibly intubation. If you have a dozen cases in your town that can happen.

But if you have ten thousand, most people are going to maybe get meds and an IV. So you'd expect the fatalities to go up sharply as the case load increases in a given area.

It may be the Chicoms are lying, but it's also possible the situation is evolving so quickly they're working off of outdated information.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (wGeit)

468 Sounds like the rugby dorm.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (PUmDY)

469 As it stands for me, I'll believe it's a crisis here when media and govt types start dropping like flies.
Posted by: SMH

if Trump stops doing rallies it means the virus is bad here

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:14 PM (G546f)

470 Think I added a bit too much hot spicy stuff to my smoked cioppino. The boiling pot just summoned a demon... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

471 451
not yet peer reviewed study

from Los Alamos Lab

with funding from.DARPA



Physicists ...


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (XzVUd)

472 When I made my first trip to visit my older brother at college, I pulled into the parking lot to this vision. A bunch of football players streaking across the quad. A guy leaning out the first floor window yelling at them. A guy on the second floor mooning them. A guy on the 3rd floor spitting on the mooner. And a guy on the 4th floor peeing on the guys on the lower 3 floors. I hate to think what would have happened if the dorm was taller. Like Flounder, I just yelled "oh boy! This is great!"
Posted by: Downcast

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Did you promptly get out of your car and shit on the ground?

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (GcvMs)

473 Oh no. That dog would bite you.

I'd scratch his ears first if I were you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (HaL55)

474 443 I am not sure if the Chicom are lying or do not have good info but I d not believe anything coming out of china, except that the bioweapon that got loose is dangerous..
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:08 PM (HALdu)

The pangolin story was a dumb desperate move by the CCP. It went from there is a lot of evidence this was made in a lab, but it could have jumped from a bat to a human; To oh shit, the ChiComs really did create super aerosol Bat-SARS HIV in that Wuhan Lab and it escaped.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (jC0ox)

475 It's not that "the Chicom" are lying. It's that the whole system there is rigged against the truth.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (XzVUd)


Totes unlike here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (BiNEL)

476
Some night you have to feature the ettes boob pics.


With every Compliance Pic post, kbdabear secretly inserts hot pics of TWO AOSHQ 'ettes!\

Can you spot them?

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 12, 2020 11:16 PM (J+x1n)

477 A rem?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:16 PM (PUmDY)

478 if Trump stops doing rallies it means the virus is bad here

Wait until they cancel the national political conventions this summer.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG)

479 To oh shit, the ChiComs really did create super aerosol Bat-SARS HIV in that Wuhan Lab and it escaped.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (jC0ox)

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This is just cynical, man. The Chicoms do everything right.

Posted by: Tom Friedman at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (XVuno)

480 Watched most of "Dog Soldiers." It's a pretty good horror film.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (l9m7l)

481 I am not sure if the Chicom are lying or do not have good info


It's not that "the Chicom" are lying. It's that the whole system there is rigged against the truth.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February



There is that, however, the other thing is that they lie too.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (HALdu)

482 if Trump stops doing rallies it means the virus is bad here

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:14 PM (G546f)


Yes, that would scare the hell out of me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (BiNEL)

483 456 429 Singapore, Japan, and Philippines

https://tinyurl.com/usg22ww
Not Japan. They don't count the cruise ship.Hong Kong is at 50
Philipines is at 3
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (XzVUd

Thanks. I meant Hong Kong and Japan came out.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (jC0ox)

484 U.S. officials worried about Chinese control of American drug supply
"Basically we've outsourced our entire industry to China," retired Brig. Gen. John Adams told NBC News. "That is a strategic vulnerability."

https://tinyurl.com/y3oaknky

"We can't make penicillin anymore," said Gibson. "The last penicillin plant in the United States closed in 2004."

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (RU4sa)

485 The bad movie memories are nothing that a little home self-trepanation can't cure
Posted by: qdpsteve

This could result in a circular argument.

Posted by: Miklos, shade tree rhetoritician at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

486 478 if Trump stops doing rallies it means the virus is bad here

Wait until they cancel the national political conventions this summer.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG)


The election was unconstitutional because the Democrats couldn't hold their convention!

Posted by: Some bimbo at CNN at February 12, 2020 11:18 PM (wGeit)

487 So you'd expect the fatalities to go up sharply as the case load increases in a given area.

Possibly. in the one case near Seattle, the patient was getting all sorts of experimental antiviral drugs, to see which ones worked.

You're right - you can do that for the first hundred cases in Seattle, but not the first ten thousand.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)

488 Think I added a bit too much hot spicy stuff to my smoked cioppino. The boiling pot just summoned a demon... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve

---

If you REALLY overdid it with the spices, add a few peeled potatoes and don't cook it anymore. Give it a few hours to rest and fish out (SWIDT?) the taters.

Sometimes this works.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 11:18 PM (Y4EXg)

489 Tonypete, thanks for the tip!
I have wondered how to de-spice things a little sometimes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

490 "We can't make penicillin anymore," said Gibson. "The last penicillin plant in the United States closed in 2004."
Posted by: SMH

Hillary was largely responsible for outsourcing of vaccines, etc.

The only part of HillaryCare that got put into policy and practice.

Posted by: Miklos, lest one forget at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)

491 But we already know something like that happened with the IC IG, "the whistle blower" and Schiffs team.

So the Rubicon has not simply been crossed it been jumped Evel Knevel style over the snake river.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (2exUI)

As reprehensible as that was - it was not a coordinated effort to thwart the executive branch from carrying out one of its primary functions, ie law enforcement and legal adjudication of federal court cases - that affront was an attempt to remove the President/Chief Executive because of a political dispute. The Executive Branch can carry on its duties effectively with another President if that happens - this is something much, much more nefarious - its an attempt to run primary executive branch functions through a separate branch of government using illicit and non-constitutional means. ie getting court cases adjudicated to suit non-executive branch goals or objectives thru collusion with underhanded Congressmen. It better have not happened.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (32YRo)

492 As it stands for me, I'll believe it's a crisis here when media and govt types start dropping like flies.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (RU4sa)


I hate fake good news.

All I want to know is will the funerals be televised?

Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (Y8PSl)

493
Sounds like the rugby dorm.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (PUmDY)


Arrived a tech school dorm in Air Force from Basic. Guy with no shirt on yelling out the window "I am iron man!" while Black Sabbath cranked in the background, and another guy who had locked himself out of his 2nd floor room trying to get in via another dorm room window with toilet paper wrapped around his waist as a safety line.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (2N7oZ)

494 I think Thailand is lying/undercounting too fwiw

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (G546f)

495 Del Taco > Taco Bell

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (WF/xn)

496 Cicero, I'm a Del Taco man myself.



Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

Taco John's for the win.


Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (2N7oZ)


Nah. Taco Bueno. That was the BEST!

Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (7uSB+)

497 Ventura Hwy, yup

Although it's weird, I get cravings for both.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

498 The potato thing works for over-salting, too.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

499 Guessing that they do not want to have an opportunity go to waste to the chicom are going to use this emergency to get rid of some difficult citizens.

I would

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (HALdu)

500 467 It may be the Chicoms are lying, but it's also possible the situation is
evolving so quickly they're working off of outdated information.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (wGeit)



It's both. The Chicoms lie selectively. Their data may be mostly good, which is assumed by medical researchers outside of China. Otherwise all bets are off. The JHU data is the best we have and it rules out panic for now.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (XzVUd)

501 Instead of putting spaces in a link, you can use this. It has a nice and handy button that you can install on your browser.
Very easy to use.
https://tinyurl.com/

Posted by: Use Me! at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (/LQkF)

502 So potatoes are the sponges of overly spicy cooking.
Thanks guys!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

503 Interesting. Saw two trucks today each flying a large American flag from the bed of the trucks. These were two different trucks at different times of the daytime. Then late around 915pm another truck flying a Trump 2020 flag from the side. This last one was
triumphally driving north on the center lane of US1 or as we know it here, South Dixie Hwy. Usually see three maybe four of these with the flag in an entire year in my blue neck of the woods. I hope that last guy was wearing a helmet with the TDS we've seen lately from the left.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (IRxbd)

504 . . . and another guy who had locked himself out of his 2nd floor room trying to get in via another dorm room window with toilet paper wrapped around his waist as a safety line.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior

----

Clearly a washout from jump school.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (Y4EXg)

505 499

they already are
thete are reports that not sick dissidents have been thrown into the quarantine hospitals

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (G546f)

506 I think it's already here and has been here, but it's been lumped in with the extremely high rates of influenza type illnesses listed state by state. No reliable testing, populations have lower rates of ACE2 genes, and no racisms.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (jC0ox)

507 Possibly. in the one case near Seattle, the patient was getting all sorts of experimental antiviral drugs, to see which ones worked.

You're right - you can do that for the first hundred cases in Seattle, but not the first ten thousand.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)


I know if I get it I want to get it now, when a half dozen people in bunny suits are fawning over me in the ICU, and not four months from now when new patients get a rectangular spot on the floor in the local high school gym.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (wGeit)

508 Taco Bell hs great ice.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (PUmDY)

509 There is that, however, the other thing is that they lie too.
Posted by: not so

We always lie. This is true.

Posted by: Sino-Miklos, defying your Imperialist Running Dog Western logic at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

510 > Del Taco > Taco Bell

Something the village idiot cooked up out of roadkill > Taco Bell

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (Ewo9R)

511 ..."That is a strategic vulnerability."

We can't make penicillin anymore," said Gibson. "The last penicillin plant in the United States closed in 2004."
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (RU4sa)


What could possibly go wrong with depending on a Communist entity for vital supplies, and besides, think of the money we've saved!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (BiNEL)

512 499
Guessing that they do not want to have an opportunity go to waste to the
chicom are going to use this emergency to get rid of some difficult
citizens.



I would

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (HALdu)

Already have. Daily-mail had a story on a Falun Gong dissident who was classified as having the coronavirus and put in quarantine (where he will probably get it).

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (XzVUd)

513 We had a friend fly to Cambodia yesterday
Mighty concerned about her

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

514 Rodrigo, that's true sometimes

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)

515 Nah. Taco Bueno. That was the BEST!


Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (7uSB+)


Ha - ain't no Taco Bueno in Laramie.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (2N7oZ)

516 not yet peer reviewed study
from Los Alamos Lab
with funding from.DARPA

The Novel Coronavirus, 2019-nCoV, is Highly Contagious and More Infectious Than Initially Estimated

finds the r0 is likely between 4.7 and 6.6.

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/
10.1101/2020.02.07.20021154v1
Posted by: vmom 2020

I didn't read the study, but that's consistent with a long incubation period and aerosol transmission (in addition to contact transfer). Did they consider the lack of diagnostic tools in the lengthening the period before someone is isolated, or is that on top of this R0.

Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (B7KlG)

517 and not four months from now when new patients get a rectangular spot on the floor in the local high school gym.

I still have hopes that the epidemic can be contained before it hits the US.

We will see.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (I2/tG)

518 U.S. officials worried about Chinese control of American drug supply

"Basically we've outsourced our entire industry to China," retired
Brig. Gen. John Adams told NBC News. "That is a strategic
vulnerability."



https://tinyurl.com/y3oaknky



"We can't make penicillin anymore," said Gibson. "The last penicillin plant in the United States closed in 2004."


Who was teh sooper genius who did that to us?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (HaL55)

519 Err... putting her tits on display is Jennifer Aniston's job. That's what she gets paid for.



Putting your tits on display is not your job. You don't get paid for that.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (Ewo9R)


Errrr, Aniston has tits that she CAN get paid for displaying. You do NOT.

Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (7uSB+)

520 "We can't make penicillin anymore," said Gibson. "The last penicillin plant in the United States closed in 2004."

I don't think there's been a bug since 2004 that isn't resistant to penicillin.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (wGeit)

521 Hong Kong is building a massive "virus hospital" that won't be completed and operational for 2 months. So there is that.

At the end of the day, the economy is more important to countries and governments than people's lives.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (jC0ox)

522 513 We had a friend fly to Cambodia yesterday
Mighty concerned about her
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

--------

Dengue fever, baby!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (XVuno)

523 "We can't make penicillin anymore," said Gibson. "The last penicillin plant in the United States closed in 2004."

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (RU4sa)

I wonder what the NeverTrump "Creative Destruction" types like Kevin Williamson would say to that....

Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (qAR6u)

524 ..But we already know something like that happened with the IC IG, "the whistle blower" and Schiffs team.

So the Rubicon has not simply been crossed it been jumped Evel Knevel style over the snake river.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (2exUI)



"Citizen's Committee of Vigilance" does have a certain charm in it's phrasing, doesn't it?

And I'll tell you something.

It's the traitors on ou(R) side, for to whom I would mete out the harshest punishment.

Democrats get a rope, drop and snap.

T(R)aito(R)s get a slow lift, a long dangle and our laughter as the last sounds they'll ever hear.

None of them get a Firing Squad. That would imply that they had some right to die with Honor. Of which, they have none.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (QzJWU)

525 Has anyone heard of children coming down with the coronavirus?

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (RU4sa)

526 > Errrr, Aniston has tits that she CAN get paid for displaying. You do NOT.

That too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (Ewo9R)

527 Ace posted about Chi Chis recently. It still exists?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (PUmDY)

528 I have wondered how to de-spice things a little sometimes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)


I do not understand these words, in any order.

Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (Y8PSl)

529 RickZ, it's very rare to be honest. :-)

Whenever something is too spicy I will almost always just try to keep going and get my tongue to adjust.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

530 Where, if so?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:26 PM (PUmDY)

531 None of them get a Firing Squad. That would imply that they had some right to die with Honor. Of which, they have none.



Jim

HEY!

Posted by: MBA Miklos, sourcing for Joe's Crab Shack at February 12, 2020 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

532
I'm happy that hygiene in US cities is so stringent that the virus can't spread even in high-density locations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 11:26 PM (7rVsF)

533 Cambodia has giant carnivorous skeeters. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:26 PM (XVuno)

534 > Errrr, Aniston has tits that she CAN get paid for displaying. You do NOT.

Seriously, it's an incredibly stupid argument.

Kirk Douglas got paid for running around shirtless.

Do these women really want to see Malbert from Accounting running around shirtless at work? I don't think so.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:27 PM (Ewo9R)

535 We always lie. This is true.
Posted by: Sino-Miklos, defying your Imperialist Running Dog Western logic at February



Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:27 PM (HALdu)

536 525 Has anyone heard of children coming down with the coronavirus?
Posted by: SMH

yes
the last I heard is that most of the kids that get it only get the milder symptoms, so of course they are spreading it everywhere

remember, those that get it pray they don't progress to Pneumonia, coz that's the killer

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (G546f)

537 Malbert?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (XVuno)

538 Skimpy without a hint of boob is wrong, just palin wrong

Posted by: Skimpy ONT at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (Pgcou)

539 Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (wGeit)

When you get a body bag covered with a towel in the high school hallway, then it is time to really get concerned!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (BiNEL)

540 Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (QzJWU)

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc)

541 Airports?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (PUmDY)

542 > Malbert?

Sometimes Malbert pee red.

People these days just don't have any familiarity with the classics.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (Ewo9R)

543 It better have not happened.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (32YRo)


No question that we are in dangerous territory!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (BiNEL)

544 525
Has anyone heard of children coming down with the coronavirus?

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (RU4sa)

Dr John Campbell ( link @ 14 ) has said that medical literature indicates that children are less susceptible and less likely to have severe illness. However, data is sparse.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (XzVUd)

545 Airports?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (PUmDY)

---------

CNN is lethal to viruses that have an ounce of intelligence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (XVuno)

546 Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (qAR6u)

We had it coming

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (aA3+G)

547 I went ahead and added more garlic to my smoked cioppino.

I'm gonna go ahead and force the EPA to declare my entire kitchen a Superfund site.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

548 Guess children are susceptible...

Video of children being bagged.

https://tinyurl.com/ttcn5rh

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)

549 > Sometimes Malbert pee red.

And I was wrong. The character's name is MalVert, not MalBert.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (Ewo9R)

550 525 Has anyone heard of children coming down with the coronavirus?
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (RU4sa)

Pregnant mothers passed it to babies (1 or 2 cases). Reports are after age 12 is when it hits you, if true. It does disproportionately affect Asian Males.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:30 PM (jC0ox)

551 Ha - ain't no Taco Bueno in Laramie.


Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (2N7oZ)


Ain't no Taco Bueno a *lot* of places (like where I am), sadly.

Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:30 PM (7uSB+)

552 I was asking about chi chi's

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (PUmDY)

553 None of them get a Firing Squad. That would imply that they had some right to die with Honor. Of which, they have none.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (QzJWU) ]/i]

No firing squads for traitors, I think it is enshrined in the manual!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (BiNEL)

554 El Taco Boner?

Posted by: Bob Dole at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (XVuno)

555 crap

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (BiNEL)

556

Posted by: MBA Miklos, sourcing for Joe's Crab Shack


Man, this nic brings out some irritation. Used to be you'd get a good meal at Joe's Crab Shack. Her Majesty and I went to one for the first time in some years and it was awful. It closed soon after.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (7rVsF)

557 Sometimes I wonder if the chicoms released whatever crappola they were cooking in their biomedical warfare labs to trim down their population and mostly to warn us that they can and are willing to do this. Life is cheap in China. The chicom elite doesn't care if a million Chinese die as long as the USA takes a hit.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:32 PM (IRxbd)

558 Ace posted about Chi Chis recently. It still exists?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (PUmDY)


All sorts of folks posting about chi-chis on this thread. Of course they still exist.

Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:32 PM (7uSB+)

559 Copacabana beach- just like the movies! Yeah, no. Everyone I saw should have had shirt on.

Posted by: free tibet at February 12, 2020 11:32 PM (g7ulT)

560 Carole Lombard was a stunner.
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 12, 2020 10:10 PM (txdQo)

You can say that again! Oh, wait. You did.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (LxWV7)

561 Cosmic, per Wiki, Chi-Chi's still exists in Europe, the Middle East, Asia and North Africa.

Belgium has 3 locations.

I know, not very helpful. Sorry.

I still wanna make the drive to Texas Roadhouse in Corona, CA before too long. Preferably on the way to, or back, from Pechanga.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

562 550 It does disproportionately affect Asian Males.


Obviously 'cause geography.

Except at VDare.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (XzVUd)

563 I'm gonna go ahead and force the EPA to declare my entire kitchen a Superfund site.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Or a Sicilian mama will force you to marry her daughter Immaculata.

Posted by: O Sole Mikloso at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

564 Sometimes I wonder if the chicoms released whatever crappola they were cooking in their biomedical warfare labs to trim down their population and mostly to warn us that they can and are willing to do this.

---------

That sounds like a good strategy.

Posted by: Pandora at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (XVuno)

565 I always go for Shrimpfest.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (PUmDY)

566 Life is cheap here too.

Abortion kills more children here than any disease.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (RU4sa)

567 I'm happy that hygiene in US cities is so stringent that the virus can't spread even in high-density locations.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 11:26 PM (7rVsF)


Especially in places with really huge Chinatowns, like San Francisco!

Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (7uSB+)

568 The chicom elite doesn't care if a million Chinese die as long as the USA takes a hit.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:32 PM (IRxbd)


Barely an inconvenience...

Posted by: Chicom Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (BiNEL)

569 I'm gonna go ahead and force the EPA to declare my entire kitchen a Superfund site.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)


My underwear drawer is currently under pre-CERCLIS screening.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (2N7oZ)

570 ahahahaha

Just read this headline at daily rag
Michigan discusses unionizing marijowana industry...what could go wrong?

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (SxBH1)

571 > was asking about chi chi's

It's way more successful than Chi Coms. Somehow a handful of rice, a cup of muddy river water, and maybe a few slivers of rat meat on holidays just wasn't what the American public was looking for in fast casual dining.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (Ewo9R)

572 Cosmic, who has Shrimpfest? Texas Roadhouse?
Now I REALLY gotta go! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

573 BREAKING: Zhang Xiaoming has been removed as head of the Hong Kong and Macau Affairs Office; no reason given

Xia Baolong, a close aide to President Xi Jinping, will take over as director of the Hong Kong and Macau Affairs Office

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/ 1227811215700787203

I'll assume it's way worse in Hong Kong and is about to accelerate.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (jC0ox)

574 Nadler, your whole life is a toxic waste dump.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

575 Abortion kills more children here than any disease.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (RU4sa)

---------

"Clump of cells" is the preferred nomenclature.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (XVuno)

576 China is now using CT scans to officially dx the virus, rather than test kits (not enough), so.a lot of the suspected cases moved over to confirmed
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (G546f)

Does the Cat scan show a tiny Bat-Signal on the lungs?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 11:35 PM (LxWV7)

577 Copacabana- dirty as can be, just like the rest of Rio. Gorgeous location. Corcodova was great, though.

Posted by: free tibet at February 12, 2020 11:35 PM (g7ulT)

578 El Taco Boner?

Posted by: Bob Dole at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (XVuno)


I loved those commercials!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 11:35 PM (2N7oZ)

579 I'll assume it's way worse in Hong Kong and is about to accelerate.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (jC0ox)


Nuts, I have ex-pat Hong Kong friends here!

Posted by: Chicom Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:35 PM (BiNEL)

580 Man, this nic brings out some irritation. Used to be you'd get a good meal at Joe's Crab Shack. Her Majesty and I went to one for the first time in some years and it was awful. It closed soon after.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The crabs must be fed a balanced, sustainable diet of cucks and lefties.

Posted by: Miklos, from the Canal Corporate Kitchens at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

581 Red Lobster, you idiot. Kidding

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (PUmDY)

582 Xia Baolong, a close aide to President Xi Jinping, will take over as director of the Hong Kong and Macau Affairs Office

----------

Go long in Beijing Factory No. 397 Tank Tread Cleaner!

Posted by: JT Marlin at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (XVuno)

583 ACE2 genes?

Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (IRxbd)

584 548 Guess children are susceptible...

Video of children being bagged.

https://tinyurl.com/ttcn5rh
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)

People suck.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (vVOK2)

585 573 I'll assume it's way worse in Hong Kong and is about to accelerate.
Silly. Xi is still consolidating power. Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (XzVUd)

586 Cosmic, my hometown is one of the few left in SoCal with a Red Lobster. They closed a ton of locations about 15-20 years ago, but ours is still open.

People come from a LONG way to eat there. Probably Lakewood's most profitable restaurant. Place is packed every weekend.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

587 Some blue on blue action in Minneapolis.

Some "traffic safety" protestors have started using the tactic of having a group of people continuously crossing the street in a legal crosswalk, thereby blocking the street to traffic. (The pedestrians are crossing the street "legally", you see.)

They've done this the last three days, and on each occasion an enraged driver has tried to drive through the crosswalk.

Today, the enraged driver was driving a Prius.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:37 PM (I2/tG)

588 570 ahahahaha

Just read this headline at daily rag
Michigan discusses unionizing marijowana industry...what could go wrong?
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (SxBH1)


Heh. For the first time since it was made illegal you might have trouble getting pot in Michigan.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2020 11:37 PM (wGeit)

589 Cosmic, who has Shrimpfest? Texas Roadhouse?
Now I REALLY gotta go! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

Red Lobster does.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

590 Sometimes I wonder if the chicoms released whatever crappola they were cooking in their biomedical warfare labs to trim down their population and mostly to warn us that they can and are willing to do this. Life is cheap in China. The chicom elite doesn't care if a million Chinese die as long as the USA takes a hit.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:32 PM (IRxbd)

The virus was the ChiComs response to the Hong Kong protests. Kill off the protesters and, voila!, no more protests. It is the way of all totalitarian governments.

Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (Y8PSl)

591 Evasive, true :-)

Red Lobster used to have classic buffalo wings to die for. Unfortunately they're no longer on the menu. At least they still have the crab alfredo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

592 Barrel hangry!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

593 This virus better stay away from VA I have flights & room booked for the VA MoMe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (aA3+G)

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (2N7oZ)

595 Have been to the Tuscaloosa one many times

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (PUmDY)

596 Alcohol in the lobby bar of the Hong Kong Intercontinental on Victoria Bay at sunset is a peak travel experience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (XVuno)

597 Hey, Joe Biden knows his HTML closing tags!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

598 > The crabs must be fed a balanced, sustainable diet of cucks and lefties.

Old crab fisherman joke:

Captain of a crab boat is drinking in a bar. A guy rushes in and says "Joe! Terrible news! Your mother-in-law's body just washed up on the beach and she was just crawling with crabs."

Joe: "Well, put a line on her and set her out again."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (Ewo9R)

599 *tilts head*

All better now.

Posted by: Miklos, 14% list to starboard at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

600 Wow, Joe Biden did something useful for a change!

Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (7uSB+)

601 Hey, Joe Biden knows his HTML closing tags!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)


All in days work citizen.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (2N7oZ)

602 As someone more astute than me had said a few days ago- CA is the first line to get hit with Coronavirus and have thousands of immune suppressed homeless on the seaboard at LA and SF.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (bttOm)

603 583 ACE2 genes?
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (IRxbd)

Yes. Highest in Han Chinese and Japanese.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (jC0ox)

604 I can spot 8 Swedish snipers in tonight's ONT picture.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (qu1px)

605 Wow, Joe Biden did something useful for a change!
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (7uSB+)

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Donated his brain to science?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (XVuno)

606 548 Guess children are susceptible...

Video of children being bagged.

https://tinyurl.com/ttcn5rh
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)

People suck.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Good Lord.

Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (MTxDQ)

607 Abortion kills more children here than any disease.
Posted by: SMH

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I pound on this fact everyday.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (Y4EXg)

608 The virus was the ChiComs response to the Hong Kong protests. Kill off the protesters and, voila!, no more protests. It is the way of all totalitarian governments.

Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (Y8PSl)


Just like a neutron bomb, but without those nasty international implications about using atomic weapons!

How's Taiwan doing by the way?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (BiNEL)

609 Donated his brain to science?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (XVuno)

What brain? Not in evidence.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (vVOK2)

610 Always during college football season.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (PUmDY)

611 Hey, Joe Biden knows his HTML closing tags!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

All in days work citizen.
Posted by: Joe Biden

You can't correct an open tag without a slight Indian accent.

Posted by: Joe, slow at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

612 Red Lobster used to have classic buffalo wings to die for. Unfortunately they're no longer on the menu. At least they still have the crab alfredo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

Glad you said that, I want to make wings for lunch tomorrow and needed to get them out of the freezer.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)

613 Anyone see the pictures of them spraying bleach into the air in China?

If you ever wonder if government theater is universal, wonder no more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (2B9A/)

614 Child suspected to have virus at Uni of Illinois. This would be first case there. U of I is loaded with chicom students.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rewubws

Posted by: Hi! at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (/LQkF)

615 Evasive, no problemo :-)

I can make great wings at home, only prob is I have to use my deep fryer which is no fun to clean.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)

616 Sometimes I wonder if the chicoms released whatever crappola they were
cooking in their biomedical warfare labs to trim down their population
and mostly to warn us that they can and are willing to do this. Life is
cheap in China. The chicom elite doesn't care if a million Chinese die
as long as the USA takes a hit.


We should use this opportunity to take back our manufacturing sector from them. We really shouldn't be funding our enemies.

If there was a giant sucking sound of manufacturing jobs exiting China, then they wouldn't have our money to build up their military. The world would be a more peaceful place, IMHO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (HaL55)

617 ..Posted by: MBA Miklos, sourcing for Joe's Crab Shack

Man, this nic brings out some irritation. Used to be you'd get a good meal at Joe's Crab Shack. Her Majesty and I went to one for the first time in some years and it was awful. It closed soon after.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (7rVsF)




Little back-story on that. Originally, in the late '80s when Joe's Crab Shack went large with 100s of locations, it was part of the Landry's Restaurant Group, owned by billionaire Tillman Fertita.

Landry's owns about 1,500 restaurants, including the Morton's Steakhouse line, Landry's Seafood Restaurants, and countless others. And Fertita also owns the Golden Nugget Casinos and the NBA Houston Rockets.

When he decided to take his public company private, he funded the move by selling off the Joe's Crab Shack to a smaller, Houston based restaurant group. They paid something like $124 million for it, IIRC.

Decade later, these clowns had removed all of the "klatch & clutter" from the Joe's décor, making the chain a streamlined, sterile and very un-interesting place to sit and dine. Cheapened down the menu, also while ginning up fantasies of "fine dining" in the doing.

Fertita bought the chain back out of their bankruptcy, for something like a mere $24 million.

He's fixing a lot of things back up, and the menu is good once again. But they lost a great many stores, forever.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (QzJWU)

618 608 How's Taiwan doing by the way?


WHO boycotts Taiwan at China's behest. So excluded from medical conferences on the virus.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (XzVUd)

619 If there was a giant sucking sound of manufacturing jobs exiting China, then they wouldn't have our money to build up their military. The world would be a more peaceful place, IMHO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (HaL55)


Racist H8r!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (BiNEL)

620 BTW, in that French "energy ball" article...
The guy kneeling in the top picture has totally blown out the crotch seam on his cammies.

THIS is why you are supposed to have editors!

Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (7uSB+)

621 603 583 ACE2 genes? 
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (IRxbd) 

Yes. Highest in Han Chinese and Japanese


Ok. Not good for my sons.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (IRxbd)

622 > The chicom elite doesn't care if a million Chinese die
as long as the USA takes a hit.

The problem with that theory is that a virus has no idea whether you're a member of the "elite".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (Ewo9R)

623 "We can't make penicillin anymore," said Gibson. "The last penicillin plant in the United States closed in 2004."
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (RU4sa)


Odd that. I was told by doctrinaire free traders that all tariffs were bad because they distorted markets, and that losing whole industries to China was an economic good and showed the value of marginal efficiency.

It was Gene Epstein who runs the SoHo Forum, and he also mentioned that it was just the free market making China more free, and said we should let a hundred flowers bloom.

Which I thought was ironic since that was the slogan under Mao of allowing intellectuals to express their criticism, and was followed by the suppression of the dissident intellectuals followed by the Great Leap Forward which kicked off enslavement of the peasantry, seizure of all lands and the ensuing famine as Mao attempted to force his agrarian economy to be an industrial economy.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (6rS3m)

624 Jim, yup.

Long Beach lost its Joe's Crab Shack a few years ago.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

625 I can make great wings at home, only prob is I have to use my deep fryer which is no fun to clean.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Clean it? That's how you lose all the vitamins!

Posted by: Prof. Miklos, Herbalist Holistic Healer for All Modalities at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

626 WHO boycotts Taiwan at China's behest. So excluded from medical conferences on the virus.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (XzVUd)


Nice! Did not know that, but should have!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (BiNEL)

627 Miklos, that explains why I can't lift my weight in anchovies anymore ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

628 As someone more astute than me had said a few days ago- CA is the first line to get hit with Coronavirus and have thousands of immune suppressed homeless on the seaboard at LA and SF.
Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (bttOm)

Yep, and my wife still thinks she should go out there on the 21st for a recreational trip. I told her I'm heading to the lake place for two-three weeks when she gets back. I love her, but this just seems stupid.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:45 PM (Rz2Nc)

629 Which I thought was ironic since that was the slogan under Mao of allowing intellectuals to express their criticism, and was followed by the suppression of the dissident intellectuals followed by the Great Leap Forward which kicked off enslavement of the peasantry, seizure of all lands and the ensuing famine as Mao attempted to force his agrarian economy to be an industrial economy.
Posted by: Kindltot

*takes notes*

Posted by: Bernie! at February 12, 2020 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

630 614 Child suspected to have virus at Uni of Illinois. This would be first case there. U of I is loaded with chicom students.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rewubws
Posted by: Hi! at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (/LQkF)

Australia banned them.

I want to know where the missing 5 million who left Wuhan are. Everybody is silent on this issue. They can't get back in. Where did they go after celebrating New Years.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (jC0ox)

631 Eating at Red Lobster on a Sunday for lunch during Shrimpfest is a tough ticket.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

632 Let a thousand school of thoughts contend.

And then, WHAMMMOOO!

Posted by: Mousey Dong at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (XVuno)

633 The problem with that theory is that a virus has no idea whether you're a member of the "elite".

The Russians are already running temperature checks on anyone allowed to get close to Putin.

I can only imagine what measures the Chinese are taking to isolate President Xi.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (I2/tG)

634 Especially in places with really huge Chinatowns, like San Francisco!

Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (7uSB+)


I read a recent news article about Manhattan's Chinatown, or rather Manhattan's ghost town. Seems no one is being adventurous at this time. The article quoted some restaurant owner types complaining how bereft of customers their restaurants are. I guess they need to start Shanghai-ing some customers. Impressment works, said every British naval captain needing to crew his ship. The good news is, we already have Press Gangs. Or is that Press Gaggles?

Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (Y8PSl)

635 The chicom elite doesn't care if a million Chinese die 
as long as the USA takes a hit. 

The problem with that theory is that a virus has no idea whether you're a member of the "elite"

I would be shocked if any of communist China's elite or their relatives die from coronavirus. But of course we'll never know.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (IRxbd)

636 I am not that concerned for my self with the Corona Virus.
I live in a fairly rural place and have water food and ammo all stored.

My parents on the other hand are both elderly. They have frequent doctor visits.

If a wide spread virus was to hit they would either have to miss the visits (bad) or risk infection (worse).

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (y/fJ4)

637 I am not a fan of air travel. Not this week.

Second day trip to Fairbanks. Was "randomly selected" for "extra screening," even with PreCheck. Chick goes to swab my government computer. I said no. She said yes. I said, illegal. She said, "randomly selected." Now I have to file a report. Bitch.

Went to get on plane to come home. Dude sitting on the floor of the departure lounge takes off one boot. The stench was overpowering, and I nearly puked right then and there. What the actual fuck? Dude?

Get on completely full plane. Large dude in center seat (and halfway on my seat) apparently has bladder issues. Not once, not twice, but three times during a 43 minute flight he needs to get up and head for the head. Sure, dude. Let's do that during turbulence, because nothing says fun to me like grabbing any seat back to keep from being thrown to the ground.

43. Minutes. Just hold it, dammit.

Please, Lord, keep me out of the air for a week, at least.

/bitching rant over

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (vVOK2)

638 I want to know where the missing 5 million who left Wuhan are. Everybody
is silent on this issue. They can't get back in. Where did they go
after celebrating New Years.


Cruising.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:47 PM (XzVUd)

639 Senators Urge Comprehensive Response to Ensure Veterans Health Administration Prepared for Coronavirus Case Surge

https://tinyurl.com/spn2pw7

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:47 PM (RU4sa)

640 615: steve,make our wings in an air fryer. no grease, no mess. wings are awesome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2020 11:47 PM (KP5rU)

641 China may be like well we are effed so we will eff the world worse and see who is left standing when the dust settles.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:48 PM (jC0ox)

642 > The stench was overpowering, and I nearly puked right then and there.

Probably lives in a dry cabin. There are still a bunch of them around FBX.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:48 PM (Ewo9R)

643 I can make great wings at home, only prob is I have to use my deep fryer which is no fun to clean.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)

That's what I use, doesn't seem that bad to clean.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:48 PM (Rz2Nc)

644 I want to know where the missing 5 million who left Wuhan are. Everybody is silent on this issue. They can't get back in. Where did they go after celebrating New Years.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February




They stayed wherever they were.

Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:48 PM (HALdu)

645 Senators Urge Comprehensive Response to Ensure Veterans Health Administration Prepared for Coronavirus Case Surge


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Good to know that Top Men are on it.

Top.

Men.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (XVuno)

646 > I would be shocked if any of communist China's elite or their relatives die from coronavirus. But of course we'll never know.

Yeah, the only sign would be if they stopped showing up at party functions.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (Ewo9R)

647 The article quoted some restaurant owner types complaining how bereft of customers their restaurants are.

I have heard that the same is true of Seattle.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

648 chavez, I'll give that a try, thanks.
After dealing with a deep fryer, sounds like a good deal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

649 Fastest way to get a contagious disease is grocery store and doctor visit.

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (ZCEU2)

650 My brother lives in Mongolia. They are taking it very seriously

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (PUmDY)

651 Evasive, it's probably more of a problem for me because of my OCD. I feel the need to really go over every part of the fryer and be thorough with washing, rinsing AND drying.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

652 Fastest way to get a contagious disease is grocery store and doctor visit.
Posted by: Skip

This is verified.

Posted by: Miklos, Ok this week at February 12, 2020 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

653 Does anybody really "live" in Mongolia?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:50 PM (XVuno)

654 650 My brother lives in Mongolia. They are taking it very seriously

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (PUmDY



Well yeah, they might get to conquer China again.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (Z7lwY)

655 haven't used our deep fryer since we got the air fryer. makes great fries too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (KP5rU)

656 646
> I would be shocked if any of communist China's elite or their
relatives die from coronavirus. But of course we'll never know.



Yeah, the only sign would be if they stopped showing up at party functions.



Xi went missing for a few days ... at least there were rumors to that effect.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (XzVUd)

657 Well at least "we" have TOP.MEN in charge of every government department...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (BiNEL)

658 My underwear drawer is currently under pre-CERCLIS screening.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler
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Napalm. It's a cure-all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (xSo9G)

659 He does. His son is there.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (PUmDY)

660 chavez, will have to try that then.
Looks like some good ones at Amazon for under $100.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)

661 Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me engineer virus
And go pee pee in coke

Posted by: Kung Flu at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (s2LSa)

662 Cosmic, how does he like yak milk? Bitter windy cold winters?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (El6T/)

663 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (BiNEL)


Ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (aA3+G)

664 Good to know that Top Men are on it.

Top.

Men.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (XVuno)

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All the senators are dems, including Bernie.

Like I believe Bernie or the others gives a rat's ass about veterans.

Seems to me virtue-signaling.

As far as the VA goes, if/when VA hospitals start seeing cases, it's not going to be pretty.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (RU4sa)

665 Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (QzJWU)

When wife and I were first dating we went to a Joe's Crab Shack, must have been when it was still good.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

666 Does anybody really "live" in Mongolia?
Posted by: Cicero

Need pics.

Maybe some nice up-yurt shots.

Posted by: Miklos, wanting to believe at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

667 Cosmic, how does he like yak milk? Bitter windy cold winters?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (El6T/)


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Real yaks are rare, but they have these domesticated hybrid yaks called Dzo. That's your yak lesson for the week.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:54 PM (XVuno)

668 I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen, their ping-pong
Their brand new disease.

Posted by: Not Eric Idle at February 12, 2020 11:54 PM (GcvMs)

669 Yeah, the only sign would be if they stopped showing up at party functions.



Xi went missing for a few days ... at least there were rumors to that effect.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds

Oh hell.

Mao and Lenin look the same they did this time last year.

Posted by: Miklos, of a certitude at February 12, 2020 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

670 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave. Pray for Rush and PDT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:55 PM (HaL55)

671 Bonsai (little trees) is Japanese, not Chinese.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:55 PM (RU4sa)

672 Bonsai (little trees) is Japanese, not Chinese.
Posted by: SMH

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Yeah, but when Eric Idle's looking for a rhyme, he's gotta take what he can get.

Posted by: Not Eric Idle at February 12, 2020 11:56 PM (GcvMs)

673 His ex wife won't let him even visit here because she is rightfully scared that my Mom won't let him return.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:56 PM (PUmDY)

674 Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:55 PM (RU4sa)

Monty Python. Poetic License.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:56 PM (XzVUd)

675 Bonsai (little trees) is Japanese, not Chinese.
Posted by: SMH

That explains why Bonsai Attacks had so little success.

Posted by: Miklos, with the Old Breed at February 12, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

676 Evasive, it's probably more of a problem for me because of my OCD. I feel the need to really go over every part of the fryer and be thorough with washing, rinsing AND drying.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

I don't dry it, but soak in hot water, scrub, rinse, and repeat. A few times. Air drying is fine.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:57 PM (Rz2Nc)

677 Evasive, I'll try that then. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

678 Monty Python. Poetic License.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know

Boetic Bicense.

Posted by: Miklos, upping you one at February 12, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

679 652 Fastest way to get a contagious disease is grocery store and doctor visit.
Posted by: Skip

This is verified.
Posted by: Miklos

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So if i use disinfectant wipes to swab things down, what should I look for when buying them to ensure they are effective?

% of alcohol or bleach for example.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 11:58 PM (Y4EXg)

680
That explains why Bonsai Attacks had so little success.
Posted by: Miklos, with the Old Breed at February 12, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

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The Biblical Plague of Fake Boobs had a bigger impact on the Egyptians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:58 PM (XVuno)

681 Monty Python. Poetic License.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know

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I friggin' LOVE "Contractual Obligation Album."

Genius.

Back when there was no video, no streaming. If you wanted Python on-demand, you had to go for records.

Posted by: Not Eric Idle at February 12, 2020 11:58 PM (GcvMs)

682 644 I want to know where the missing 5 million who left Wuhan are. Everybody is silent on this issue. They can't get back in. Where did they go after celebrating New Years.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February




They stayed wherever they were.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:48 PM (HALdu)

I think 2.7% travelled here. So that's nice.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:58 PM (jC0ox)

683 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 11:58 PM (wYKCM)

684 He says in the winter, he coughs black.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:59 PM (PUmDY)

685 Best Python album ever was "Matching Tie & Handkerchief!"

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:59 PM (GcvMs)

686 All I need is the air that I breathe...

Posted by: The Ho Lees at February 12, 2020 11:59 PM (5OAz2)

687 681 I friggin' LOVE "Contractual Obligation Album."


I have it somewhere. My brother had the Rutland Dirty Weekend Book.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (XzVUd)

688 *ponders*

The Democrat race for the Presidency.
Come for the a$$-fvckery
Stay for the diseases

Nah, never catch on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (wYKCM)

689 Yeah, the only sign would be if they stopped showing up at party functions


I guess that they can always pull a Castro. Only God knows if he was still alive for years before they finally put on the big show of his funeral or if he was semi comatose or embalmed...

Posted by: Floridachick at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (IRxbd)

690 Story at FB: London is opening up a BATMAN-themed restaurant.

Their slogan: "Your one-stop Coronavirus HQ"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

691 So if i use disinfectant wipes to swab things down, what should I look for when buying them to ensure they are effective?

% of alcohol or bleach for example.
Posted by: Tonypete

Just remember to disinfect the boxes of disinfectant wipes before touching them.

Posted by: Miklos, never too careful at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)

692 haven't used our deep fryer since we got the air fryer. makes great fries too.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (KP5rU)

Isn't an "air fryer" just an oven? Yes, I can roast/bake wings, too. Frying requires oil. It's actually the definition.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (Rz2Nc)

693 There were a series of Rooskie leaders who went missing, before being declared dead, no? Andropov? Chernenko? I forget.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (xSo9G)

694 I have it somewhere. My brother had the Rutland Dirty Weekend Book.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know

---

Ever seen the parody children's book "Dr. Fegg's Nasty Book of Knowledge" (re-issued as "Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of All World Knowledge")?

A Palin/Jones effort that's a laugh riot on every page.

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (GcvMs)

695 My parents on the other hand are both elderly. They have frequent doctor visits.

If a wide spread virus was to hit they would either have to miss the visits (bad) or risk infection (worse).

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (y/fJ4)


I refuse to see my primary care doctor after 10 a.m. After that, too many runny-nosed kids bouncing off the walls in the waiting area. And the snotty-nosed parents care not one whit. My doctor was not amused when I told her that.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (Y8PSl)

696 Evasive, I think air frying uses a super-concentrated oven. The food can't tell if it's in oil or not.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (L2ZTs)

697 Sorry, just a pet peeve. Words have meanings.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)

698 BREAKING: Son Loi a village in northern Vietnam, has been put on lockdown to prevent the spread of coronavirus

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/ 1227816393745281024

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 13, 2020 12:02 AM (jC0ox)

699 The Democrat race for the Presidency.
Come for the a$$-fvckery
Stay for the diseases

Nah, never catch on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (wYKCM)


Nice tune and you can cough to it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2020 12:02 AM (BiNEL)

700 Frying requires oil. It's actually the definition.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

Comrade, puh-lease.

Posted by: Democratic Socialists at February 13, 2020 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

701 BREAKING: Son Loi a village in northern Vietnam, has been put on lockdown to prevent the spread of coronavirus

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They should destroy the village to save it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2020 12:03 AM (XVuno)

702
That explains why Bonsai Attacks had so little success.
Posted by: Miklos
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Yeah, short little guys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:03 AM (CDGwz)

703 There were a series of Rooskie leaders who went missing, before being declared dead, no?

Putin has dropped out of sight for a week or two without explanation a couple of times.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2020 12:04 AM (I2/tG)

704 I guess that they can always pull a Castro. Only God knows if he was still alive for years before they finally put on the big show of his funeral or if he was semi comatose or embalmed...

Posted by: Floridachick at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (IRxbd)


Good thing that would never be allowed here!

Posted by: SCJ RBG at February 13, 2020 12:04 AM (BiNEL)

705 Putin has dropped out of sight for a week or two without explanation a couple of times.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2020 12:04 AM (I2/tG)

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He's following Stalin's lead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2020 12:04 AM (XVuno)

706 Speaking of antiseptic wipes, it's time to jam a pill down Mike Hammer's Cat's throat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (CDGwz)

707 Evasive, I think air frying uses a super-concentrated oven. The food can't tell if it's in oil or not.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (L2ZTs)

I think it's just a small convection oven. Nothing wrong with roasted/baked wings, but that isn't fried by definition. Not sure why they call it an air fryer, I guess they couldn't sell you an oven you already had.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)

708 Los Angeles county telling more than 1000 people to self-quarantine after travelling to China recently; #TODAYinLA on Channel 4

https://twitter.com/MekahloNBCLA/status/
1227598007819882496



Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (G546f)

709 So, Biden is plagiarizing Hillary ads now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:06 AM (PUmDY)

710 694 Ever seen the parody children's book ...


Not that one.

Monty Python was on late night TV in Canada in the 1970s. My father started watching it and that's when I saw most of it. My mother didn't like it much.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 13, 2020 12:06 AM (XzVUd)

711
They should destroy the village to save it.
Posted by: Cicero
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The kids could do it. It takes a child to raze a village.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:06 AM (CDGwz)

712 He's following Stalin's lead.
Posted by: Cicero

Is "lead" here verb or noun?

Posted by: Miklosovich at February 13, 2020 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

713 Evasive, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

714 steve,make our wings in an air fryer. no grease, no mess. wings are awesome.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2020 11:47 PM (KP5rU)

Alton Brown's wing recipe is pretty easy. Steam, cool, bake, slather in butter/hot sauce.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 13, 2020 12:07 AM (BaHwF)

715 Speaking of antiseptic wipes, it's time to jam a pill down Mike Hammer's Cat's throat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (CDGwz)

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Say, whatever happened to dropping it in her cosmopolitan?

Hey hey HEY!

Posted by: B. Cosby, Prisoner CT98223-1990 at February 13, 2020 12:07 AM (XVuno)

716 So, Biden is plagiarizing Hillary ads now.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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One assumes his campaign staff is hanging in because of the paychecks. Not going to look good on the resume.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:08 AM (CDGwz)

717 it's time to jam a pill down Mike Hammer's Cat's throat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Miklos, the Cat's Pyjamas at February 13, 2020 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

718 Best Python album ever was "Matching Tie & Handkerchief!"

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:59 PM (GcvMs)


The only three-sided album that I know of. Classic!

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:08 AM (Y8PSl)

719 708 Los Angeles county telling more than 1000 people to self-quarantine after travelling to China recently; #TODAYinLA on Channel 4

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Great. The honor system.

That should work out just fine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2020 12:08 AM (XVuno)

720 Average guy, hmmmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)

721 Dean Koontz Facts

*Book about leaked bioweapon in 1981
*Bioweapon is Chinese
*Bioweapon is from Wuhan
*Chinese scientist in book is named Li
*Doc in China who warned people was named Li
*First infected in book was a boy scout
*First super spreader was a British scout leader

https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/ 1227804178212364288

Surreal

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 13, 2020 12:09 AM (jC0ox)

722 Once the money stops, Biden will fire all of them.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (PUmDY)

723 I will happily self-quarantine AFTER the Valu-Rite Prime delivery.

NOT BEFORE

Posted by: Miklos, adamant at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

724

What ever happened to Bill Cosby?

Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (zHK2c)

725 Come for the a$$-fvckery
Stay for the diseases

Nah, never catch on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (wYKCM)


You should be hired to write campaign slogans for Petey Pie Buttplug.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (Y8PSl)

726 Tonypete

Look for virucidal on cleaners and wipes
The Wuhan Coronavirus is close to SARS so if it says it kills SARS it should be ok
Follow instructions ( like leave on for x minutes)

For hand sanitizers I think at least 70% alcohol

Hydrogen peroxide will also kill it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (G546f)

727 RickZ, Joe Jackson came out with a three-sided album in about 1986, called Big World. It contained his hit "Right And Wrong."

Jackson has complained that he meant for the third LP side to be a bonus, but instead the music press called him stingy about the lack of a fourth side.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)

728 sure, no one would vote for a democrat, though everybody here voted for mccain and romeny, who are distinguished from democrats by the (R) after their names.
Posted by: not so

Nope, nope and nope. Need to check the brush you're using. Might I suggest a few episodes of Bob Ross.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 13, 2020 12:11 AM (z7i63)

729 708 Los Angeles county telling more than 1000 people to self-quarantine after travelling to China recently; #TODAYinLA on Channel 4

https://twitter.com/MekahloNBCLA/status/
1227598007819882496



Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (G546f)

Expecting average Americans to self quarantine.

One American they told to self quarantine went to the gym the next day and posted pictures on social media.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 13, 2020 12:11 AM (jC0ox)

730 What ever happened to Bill Cosby?
Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (zHK2c)

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You mean LaWanda?

Posted by: Big Black Prisoner #3 at February 13, 2020 12:11 AM (XVuno)

731 Once the money stops, Biden will fire all of them.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

The termination letter will begin, "Dear Dog Faced Pony Soldiers..."

Posted by: Miklos, seeing some downsizing on the sunny horizon at February 13, 2020 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)

732 Help.





Me.

Posted by: B. Cosby, Prisoner CT98223-1990 at February 13, 2020 12:12 AM (XVuno)

733 692: no.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:12 AM (KP5rU)

734 What ever happened to Bill Cosby?
Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (zHK2c)


He's taking his Jell-O pudding up the hoo-hah these days :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

735 Brezhnev took a while to finally croak, the semi-blackout on demise of the CPSU general secretary started with him.

Andropov didn't last long, not as much prolonged mystery (lying and concealment) in his case (VP GHW Bush to Thatcher at his funeral - "see you next year!").

Chernenko lingered for a while, so the lying/concealment thing got a full work-out. Happened to be in Brazil at the time, where their own president-elect (winner of the first free election since the coup back in the 60s) immediately had serious cardiac issues and was whisked off to the cardiac institute in Sao Paulo.

Having honed their cynicism and sarcasm during the long years of military rule, Brazilians came up with a perfect line. After a while of Neves being incommunicado in the cardicac institute, with the same pathetic statement issued every day (by the military), they started calling him "Chernenko brasileiro".

Eventually both Chernenko and Neves died. The Soviets got Gorbachev, and the system had 6 years to live. Brazil got a rather forgettable back-up president, then a series of worse and worse ones, til now.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 12:12 AM (El6T/)

736 $6 in her account, haha

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (PUmDY)

737 "What do women want?

Posted by: Dr. Sigmud Freud"


To be men!

Posted by: The Left at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (NbRJx)

738 Self quarantine?

As if that will work.

Put them on Alcatraz

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (wYKCM)

739 Thanks vmom!

I'm not given to panic but I do want to take reasonable steps. My wife's immune system is compromised as it is so there you go.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (Y4EXg)

740 Clearly Dean Koontz created this virus

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (G546f)

741 736 $6 in her account, haha
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (PUmDY)

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I'll only take half!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (XVuno)

742 I'm watching the rebroadcast of TuCa's show tonight. I hadn't understood how noxious and destructive Biden's new message in S.C. is. So he really is trying to paint himself as the Great Black Hope - pathetic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:14 AM (V2Yro)

743 Also, the virus can survive up to 9 days on surfaces, under ideal conditions

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 12:14 AM (G546f)

744

Ah. 10 years. At age 82.

Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (zHK2c)

745 I never read a lot of Dean Koontz, but I remember Twilight Eyes was a pretty good one. Surprised it never got turned into a movie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (V2Yro)

746 Finally saw Joe Jackson last year. He was great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (PUmDY)

747 Hydrogen peroxide will also kill it
Posted by: vmom 2020

Dollar store. Cheaper than fancy smancy antiviral wipes.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (z7i63)

748 Forgot: garlic & salt in the butter/hot sauce.

Recipe: https://tinyurl.com/qsfjmgg

Posted by: Average Guy at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (BaHwF)

749 So he really is trying to paint himself as the Great Black Hope - pathetic.
Posted by: Tom Servo


"Paint himself...worked for Trudeau!"

Posted by: Miklosian Political Consulting at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

750 743
Also, the virus can survive up to 9 days on surfaces, under ideal conditions



28 days. See videos @14.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (XzVUd)

751 The New York Times, a month from now:

Coronavirus Pandemic To Hit United States: Women, Minorities Hardest Hit

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (I2/tG)

752 So he really is trying to paint himself as the Great Black Hope - pathetic.

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He's an honorary Crip and he's held up the liquor stores to prove it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (XVuno)

753 I see a mirror.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (PUmDY)

754 Comrade, puh-lease.
Posted by: Democratic Socialists at February 13, 2020 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

Lol,

2+2=4
Males have a penis.
Woman have a vagina.

I'll report for my re-education and tell you the same.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)

755 Also, the virus can survive up to 9 days on surfaces, under ideal conditions
Posted by: vmom 2020

Did that come out in the Weinstein trial?

Posted by: Miklos, innocent I assure you at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

756 Biden's only hope is black voters, and they're souring on him. He's an old guy with undignified dementia. Corn Pop is not going to save him.

Maybe he could go eat a lot of fried chicken (NOT "air-fried"). At least ol' Joe won't pull a Kirsten Gillibrand. I still treasure the memory of her sitting at a table of black people, looking dubiously down at her plate of fried chicken, and asking "so do we use our hands, or...?"

Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:17 AM (dOV9E)

757 It contained his hit "Right And Wrong."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)


I do not recognize any of these words, either, in any order.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:17 AM (Y8PSl)

758 What's your favorite Zombie apocalypse book? Mine is probably Ex-Heroes, at the moment, but I'm interested in others. I Am Legend is very well written, but a bit too preachy in its narrative. If you're not justifying killing zombies, I'm not on board.

Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:19 AM (dOV9E)

759 Dollar Tree rules.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:19 AM (PUmDY)

760 $6 in her account, haha
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Clearly, that young woman is an example of good judgement and responsible behavior. We should take our clues from her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:19 AM (CDGwz)

761 Kirsten Gillibrand. I still treasure the memory of her sitting at a table of black people, looking dubiously down at her plate of fried chicken, and asking "so do we use our hands, or...?"
Posted by: Splunge

Well, she probably eats pizza (rarely) with a knife and fork, and she's from New York.

Posted by: Miklos, drinking his Champagne from a Dixie Cup at February 13, 2020 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

762 RickZ:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkzb656WVuQ

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)

763 Once the money stops, Biden will fire all of them.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (PUmDY)

Once the money stops, the problem takes care of itself, paycheck doesn't clear, they quit.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:20 AM (Rz2Nc)

764 Clearly, that young woman is an example of good judgement and responsible behavior. We should take our clues from her.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Get her other $3?

Posted by: Miklos, logical to a fault at February 13, 2020 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

765 The virus only seems like it's taking a long time to cause a full blown pandemic because everybody plays Plague Inc on the highest time speed.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 13, 2020 12:21 AM (jC0ox)

766 Biden's only hope is black voters, and they're souring on him. He's an old guy with undignified dementia. Corn Pop is not going to save him.
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Up next: "I keep a bottle of hot sauce in my pocket!".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:21 AM (CDGwz)

767 cook your stuff your way, i'll cook mine my way. i give a shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:21 AM (KP5rU)

768
When he decided to take his public company private, he funded the move by selling off the Joe's Crab Shack to a smaller, Houston based restaurant group. They paid something like $124 million for it, IIRC.

Decade later, these clowns had removed all of the "klatch & clutter" from the Joe's decor, making the chain a streamlined, sterile and very un-interesting place to sit and dine. Cheapened down the menu, also while ginning up fantasies of "fine dining" in the doing.

Fertita bought the chain back out of their bankruptcy, for something like a mere $24 million.

He's fixing a lot of things back up, and the menu is good once again. But they lost a great many stores, forever.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Thanks for the rundown, I wondered what had happened to them - I used to like them a lot back in the day.

I recall that the original Landry's was (still is) in Galveston.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:21 AM (V2Yro)

769 Gonna miss Joe's vile, stupid, but unwitting hilarious bumbling and dementia when he's gone, which will be soon (politically, I mean).

The rest of them aren't really stupid or vile or ridiculous in a humorous way - they're just stupid or vile or ridiculous.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 12:22 AM (El6T/)

770 Dollar Tree rules.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Only one (1) rule:

Everything's a dollar.

Posted by: Miklos, they are owned by Family Dollar at February 13, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

771 Clearly, that young woman is an example of good judgement and responsible behavior. We should take our clues from her.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:19 AM (CDGwz)

And pay her bills, particularly that college loan.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:22 AM (Rz2Nc)

772 Get her other $3?
Posted by: Miklos
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I have to say, it sounds like it would be easy. Just promise her free stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:22 AM (xSo9G)

773 No matter what Biden is going to be vaporized once Bloomberg is on the ballot Super Tuesday. Dem establishment needs to make the hard choices now and cut the dead weight.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GtG/j)

774 Klobuchar-Biden 2020

"If he starts talking about Corn Pop, I promise to throw a shoe at his head."

Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (dOV9E)

775 The rest of them aren't really stupid or vile or ridiculous in a humorous way - they're just stupid or vile or ridiculous.
Posted by: rhomboid

---

Bootyjuice is a man who has a husband.

That's kind of funny.

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GcvMs)

776 my Mom has at least 20 pairs of scissors from Dollar Tree.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:24 AM (PUmDY)

777 fuck joe biden. let his commie friends document his place on the the shit pile of history. oatmeal eating fucktarded asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:24 AM (KP5rU)

778 Dems are hoping that Biden has the good grace to spontaneously combust.

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:25 AM (GcvMs)

779 chavez, you really have to do something about this problem of bottling your feelings up

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:25 AM (L2ZTs)

780 My favorite Joe Jackson album is Night and Day.

"Everything gives you Cancer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQyru5ACmA

love that latin beat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:25 AM (V2Yro)

781 Ever seen the parody children's book "Dr. Fegg's Nasty Book of Knowledge" (re-issued as "Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of All World Knowledge")?

A Palin/Jones effort that's a laugh riot on every page.

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (GcvMs)

I have that! "Across the Andes by Frog" was gripping. Gripping, I tell you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:26 AM (LxWV7)

782 my Mom has at least 20 pairs of scissors from Dollar Tree.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

If she uses them to change the price tags at Dollar Tree...well...no harm done.

Posted by: Miklos, not prosecutable really at February 13, 2020 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

783 775 Bootyjuice is a man who has a husband.

That's kind of funny.

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GcvMs)


So is his name. Even if you skip all the wonderful "Butt" jokes, there is still fun to be had. I cracked up at an analysis of the Dem debate where the guy kept calling him "Edge Edge."

Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:26 AM (dOV9E)

784 Sunday Papers is excellent.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:26 AM (PUmDY)

785 779: i toned it down because this a family oriented safe space and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:26 AM (KP5rU)

786 My favorite Joe Jackson album is Night and Day.

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I really dug "Blaze of Glory."

Every song was totally different from the one before it or after it.

And it was a story album with the songs all linked.

...Yeah, I'm a prog-rocker. So sue me.

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:27 AM (GcvMs)

787 Chavez,

You rock! I love your way with words!

Posted by: four seasons at February 13, 2020 12:27 AM (PisyI)

788 chavez, you really have to do something about this problem of bottling your feelings up
Posted by: qdpsteve

No, he's going to sell it.

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at February 13, 2020 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)

789 Dollar Tree = the Democommies want them banned from urban areas 'cause they make people fat or something.

Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:28 AM (zHK2c)

790 787: thank you.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:28 AM (KP5rU)

791 Look, I think the smart thing to do is promote Joe as the front-runner. I want Joe still strong in the race, muddying the water. He's going to crash and burn sooner or later, but I want as much psychological/financial distraction as possible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:28 AM (CDGwz)

792 Yeah, short little guys.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:03 AM (CDGwz)

Many a GI suffered painfully wounded ankles when attacked by the snipers in the Bonsai trees.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:28 AM (LxWV7)

793 Putin has dropped out of sight for a week or two without explanation a couple of times.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Hooker and vodka binges

Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (z7i63)

794 Dollar Tree rules.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Only one (1) rule:

Everything's a dollar.

Posted by: Miklos, they are owned by Family Dollar at February 13, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)


Funniest sign I ever saw was one on a dollar store window: "Try Our Layaway Plan!"

For just 33 cents a month, I, too, can own this disposable aluminum roasting pan.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (Y8PSl)

795 My parents on the other hand are both elderly. They have frequent doctor visits.

If a wide spread virus was to hit they would either have to miss the visits (bad) or risk infection (worse).

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (y/fJ4)


Damned if you do, damned if you don't. My dad had a bunch of serious medical problems. He went to see his doctor, picked up the flu in the waiting room (we think), and it killed him.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (wGeit)

796 Best song on Night & Day is "Real Men."

Jackson would get crucified if he tried to release it today. OMG.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (L2ZTs)

797 Putin has dropped out of sight for a week or two without explanation a couple of times.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Hooker and vodka binges
Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer

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Soooo... same reason that Agatha Christie disappeared?

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (GcvMs)

798 Oh Mike I feel the same way, just don't see Joe lasting very long. Won't be much to prop up after SC if he finishes third.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 12:30 AM (El6T/)

799 Office dishes are from Dollar Tree. If they break, who cares?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:30 AM (PUmDY)

800 Use to enjoy waking in the morning to Al Jarreau on the radio.

There are 2 chinese citizen journalists who have gone missing. If quarantined should be able to get a message out. Suspect they are either sick, dead, or in prison.

Posted by: MHK at February 13, 2020 12:30 AM (iQIUe)

801 Soooo... same reason that Agatha Christie disappeared?

She was on a secret mission for MI6...

Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (zHK2c)

802 Dem establishment needs to make the hard choices now and cut the dead weight.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GtG/j)


But if they cut the dead weight, who do they have left?

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (Y8PSl)

803 Speaking of antiseptic wipes, it's time to jam a pill down Mike Hammer's Cat's throat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (CDGwz)

Good luck with that. Always a tricky operation.

My dog Pogo is much better now. Went out for dinner this evening, and she hopped right into the front seat of the Suburban, same as she always used to do, one hop, no hesitation. And she got some yummy beef rib bones to gnaw on, from the barbecue place I ate at.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (LxWV7)

804 Nothing wrong with disappearing for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (dOV9E)

805 Dollar Tree is the only true dollar store.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:32 AM (PUmDY)

806 802 Dem establishment needs to make the hard choices now and cut the dead weight.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GtG/j)

But if they cut the dead weight, who do they have left?
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (Y8PSl)


Hi! I'm back!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 13, 2020 12:32 AM (dOV9E)

807 Putin has dropped out of sight for a week or two without explanation a couple of times.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Hooker and vodka binges
Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer

---

Soooo... same reason that Agatha Christie disappeared?

Posted by: RKae
--------

Ayn Rand?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:32 AM (CDGwz)

808 > Many a GI suffered painfully wounded ankles when attacked by the snipers in the Bonsai trees.

They were renegade Frenchmen, mostly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:32 AM (Ewo9R)

809 802 Dem establishment needs to make the hard choices now and cut the dead weight.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GtG/j)

But if they cut the dead weight, who do they have left?
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (Y8PSl)

it reminds me of that old joke, want to lose 30 pounds of ugly fat? Take everything off above the neck!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:33 AM (V2Yro)

810 i must say good night, morons. be well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:33 AM (KP5rU)

811 Dem establishment needs to make the hard choices now and cut the dead weight.

Posted by: Serious Cat
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I don't like where this is going...

Posted by: Tank Abrams at February 13, 2020 12:33 AM (CDGwz)

812 Soooo... same reason that Agatha Christie disappeared?

Posted by: RKae
--------

Ayn Rand?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

----

Agatha vanished for 11 days in 1926.

There was a speculative movie about it in the '70s called "Agatha."

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:34 AM (GcvMs)

813 For just 33 cents a month, I, too, can own this disposable aluminum roasting pan.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (Y8PSl)

I think that is my clue to call it a night, I found that unbelievably funny, but I know the feeling of wondering if I have 33 cents to spare!

Good night all!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (BiNEL)

814 Julie Christie was beautiful.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (PUmDY)

815 "NFL 2020, Bad Lip Reading"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vS8dPMR2U

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (Ckg4U)

816

Agatha? She was sent to assassinate Lenin. Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque...

Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (zHK2c)

817 Goodnight all!

It looks like I might actually get to plow the drive tomorrow morning. First time this year.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (Rz2Nc)

818 Hi! I'm back!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 13, 2020 12:32 AM (dOV9E)


You're the epitome of 'dead weight'. On the other hand, the mu-mu industry took a huge hit when you didn't win.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (Y8PSl)

819 If AOC weren't practically a fetus, in Presidential eligibility terms, I swear the Dems would be dumb enough to nominate her this year.

Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (dOV9E)

820 Dollar store. Cheaper than fancy smancy antiviral wipes.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (z7i63)

Looks at bottle of Dollar Store peroxide: "Made in China". Uh-oh...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:38 AM (LxWV7)

821
Looks at bottle of Dollar Store peroxide: "Made in China". Uh-oh...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Fight Corona with Corona.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 12:38 AM (aKsyK)

822 Agatha? She was sent to assassinate Lenin. Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque...
Posted by: Ea T'me

----

Somerset Maugham was actually a spy. He said it was painfully dull; just delivering notes and following people.

He was sent to Russia to stop the Bolshevik revolution. It was already underway, so he shrugged and went to the theater.

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:39 AM (GcvMs)

823 > If AOC weren't practically a fetus, in Presidential eligibility terms,

They will absolutely run her the minute she turns 35. Assuming she hasn't used up her 15 minutes of fame/hit the wall by then, both of which are distinct possiblities. The cute is wearing off her real fast.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:39 AM (Ewo9R)

824 ..I recall that the original Landry's was (still is) in Galveston.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:21 AM (V2Yro)




The Fertitas are a Galveston family. Tillman homeports his 164 ft. yacht, the "Boardwalk", at the Port of Galveston.

And yes, Landry's Seafood is still up on Seawall Boulevard.

C'mon down!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 12:39 AM (QzJWU)

825 > He was sent to Russia to stop the Bolshevik revolution.

So many missed possibilities.

If the West had curbstomped the Soviet Union when it was first being formed...

If we'd whacked them after they were weakened by WWII, but before they had nukes...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:41 AM (Ewo9R)

826 If we'd whacked them after they were weakened by WWII, but before they had nukes...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:41 AM (Ewo9R)

---------

I gave you a chance, schweinhunds.

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at February 13, 2020 12:43 AM (XVuno)

827

The Commies had me whacked!

Posted by: Zombie Patton at February 13, 2020 12:43 AM (zHK2c)

828 If we'd whacked them after they were weakened by WWII, but before they had nukes...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Are you suggesting that the US government was full of communists and fellow travellers?

Well, certainly couldn't happen today.

Posted by: "Tailgunner Miklos" McCarthy at February 13, 2020 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

829 > They will absolutely run her the minute she turns 35.

She's eligible to run for President in 2024.

For some reason I thought she was still in her 20's.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:45 AM (Ewo9R)

830 imagine if they sold beer at Dollar Tree.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:45 AM (PUmDY)

831 > Are you suggesting that the US government was full of communists and fellow travellers?

Nah, wouldn't dream of suggesting anything of the kind. It's not like we have the Venona Transcripts or anything like that to indicate otherwise.

Some day, if the Republic survives, Joe McCarthy will be on money and stamps.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:47 AM (Ewo9R)

832 830 imagine if they sold beer at Dollar Tree.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:45 AM (PUmDY)

Imagine how bad it would be

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 13, 2020 12:47 AM (SxBH1)

833
Does anybody really "live" in Mongolia?
Posted by: Cicero


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE

Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 13, 2020 12:48 AM (z7i63)

834 It would be Rolling Rock or something like it

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:48 AM (PUmDY)

835 > Imagine how bad it would be

https://tinyurl.com/th2k67t

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:49 AM (Ewo9R)

836
> They will absolutely run her the minute she turns 35.

She's eligible to run for President in 2024.


The next big eclipse. How fitting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 12:49 AM (aKsyK)

837
I just read this:

in Biden's three presidential campaigns, he has never once finished higher than fourth in any primary or caucus.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2020 12:50 AM (13CQC)

838 > in Biden's three presidential campaigns, he has never once finished higher than fourth in any primary or caucus.

I think everyone assumed that Gaylord was going to have enough loyalty to get out there and campaign for him.

Not a chance, Joe. Sucker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:51 AM (Ewo9R)

839 She's eligible to run for President in 2024.

For some reason I thought she was still in her 20's.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:45 AM (Ewo9R)


She'd be 35 less than a month before the 2024 election.

Personally, I think her use-by date has long expired. But any debates, should she get the 2024 nomination, would be comedy gold. Of course, if Gropin' Joe gets the nomination this year, he'll be a tough comedy act to follow.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:52 AM (Y8PSl)

840 He out debated Paul Ryan according to Fox.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:53 AM (PUmDY)

841 2024.

Ted Cruz vs. Occasional Cortex.

There would not be a second debate.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 12:54 AM (QzJWU)

842 > Ted Cruz vs. Occasional Cortex.

I would enjoy the hell out of watching that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:54 AM (Ewo9R)

843 You put the Lyme disease in the Corona virus
And drink em both up.

Posted by: The Coconut at February 13, 2020 12:54 AM (I99aF)

844 It would be Rolling Rock or something like it
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:48 AM (PUmDY)

Blake's "Beer of the Mountains". Made by the late and unlamented Uncle Ben's brewery in Prince George, B.C.

Affectionally (heh) known as "Blake fluid."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:55 AM (LxWV7)

845 840 He out debated Paul Ryan according to Fox.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:53 AM (PUmDY)


I saw that debate. He kind of did. Ryan brought brains, Joe brought animal cunning.

No way he could do that today, though.

Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:56 AM (dOV9E)

846 AOC will be a footnote by 2024, not a candidate.

Commies in the guvamint were no part of the problem in not launching a war on the USSR in 1945. Reality (political and military), and the American people, now *those* would have been impediments.

But don't want to be a total wet blanket.

The Stone jury situation is, well, simply unbelievable - i.e., just another ho-hum story in 2020. But could get fun.

Foreman's an active Dem (ran for Congress), of course a TDS sufferer, and a racist, who is open about all of it, including since being sworn into the jury.

Some savvy observers predict no Trump pardon, but rather commutation of sentence. This would allow Stone to seak overturn on appeal.

Not a criminal or appeals lawyer, but thinkin' Stone's gonna have a pretty thick file of appealable stuff here.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 12:57 AM (El6T/)

847 She'd be 35 less than a month before the 2024 election.

Personally, I think her use-by date has long expired. But any debates, should she get the 2024 nomination, would be comedy gold. Of course, if Gropin' Joe gets the nomination this year, he'll be a tough comedy act to follow.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:52 AM (Y8PSl)


AoC's problem is there are too many videos out there of her trying to appear smart and failing spectacularly. The latest has her quoting noted economist "Milton Keynes" from "back in the day". Way to wow us with that business degree.

You expect that kind of thing from a 22 year old dog walker with a few glasses of wine in her at a party. But for a president? Nah.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 13, 2020 12:57 AM (wGeit)

848 Huh, always learning.

Two SBD-5 Dauntless dive bombers went to the Royal Navy and later five more SBD-5s went to the RAF as Dauntless Mk Is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:58 AM (wYKCM)

849 When we had a Fresh & Easy mart near us, they had a massive selection of wine for only 3 bucks a bottle. 7 different varietals. All from South Africa IIRC.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 13, 2020 12:58 AM (I99aF)

850 I think everyone assumed that Gaylord was going to have enough loyalty to get out there and campaign for him.

Not a chance, Joe. Sucker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:51 AM (Ewo9R)


I have to say, Gaylord not giving his endorsement to Gropin' Joe is his smartest move ever. Not that there's much competition.

When was the last time a termed out president did not endorse his VP? Well, VPs who ran for president as Cheney did not run for president. I also wonder if Gropin' Joe had run in 2016, would Gaylord have given him his endorsement then?

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:59 AM (Y8PSl)

851 Anna, that rings a tiny bell, but possibly in error.

Any of those SBDs participate in the Brit/US raid on ..... whatever those ports were in Norway? Saw a video on that raid, think I recall SBDs being involved. But they coulda been from Ranger.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 01:00 AM (El6T/)

852 Not sure how much Bambi coulda helped Joe - or any of these people. I think his draw is quite limited and weak now.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 01:01 AM (El6T/)

853 ..He out debated Paul Ryan according to Fox.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:53 AM (PUmDY)



My cat could out-debate Paul Ryan.

You've never seen such as my cat when it's time to beg for treats.

Nope. No "figure eight" winding around the legs. No meows, howls or other cries of need.

Instead. He climbs up upon an 8" high, 18" diameter lacquerware Korean stand, originally intended to hold a highly decorative ceramic pot.

And he sits there. Primly. Front paws together, and an unblinking stare upon you. And waits. He waits.

Doesn't stop that stare until his treats are delivered.

You're powerless to resist. That stare is like a bad '50s sci-fi special effect.

It is the Beam of Treats.

You will obey.

There was NO training or coaching of this feline behavior. It is a completely spontaneous expression of who Scamp is and what Scamp does.

He's more persuasive than Paul Ryan in a debate.

Q.E.D.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 01:02 AM (QzJWU)

854 Okay. Needed some tips to keep the ladies happy. Clicked the link. YOKO!

Reflexively scrolled screen up to avoid eye damage. What did I find but a new Youtube on mark 14 torpedoes. So I was happy.

Posted by: Seattle at February 13, 2020 01:04 AM (e1mEI)

855 > When was the last time a termed out president did not endorse his VP?

Good question.

According to my magick picture box,
Clinton endorsed Gore, but Gore was essentially unopposed (I think there were a few minor challengers).

Reagan did not endorse Bush until the last challenger (Pat Robertson) dropped out.

Before that you have to go back to what, Eisenhower to find someone who did two full terms? Nixon was forced from office. Johnson decided to not seek reelection. Kennedy was killed.

Apparently Eisenhower refused to endorse Nixon, but I'm basing that on one newspaper article.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 01:07 AM (Ewo9R)

856 I think his draw is quite limited and weak now.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 01:01 AM (El6T/)


Gropin' Joe's draw was always limited and weak. Classic example of a politician good in one locality or state but not being able to carry that over to the national stage. The Dems are full of such candidates, current and dropped out.

I also find it funny, in a not ha-ha way, how the media ridiculed former governor Sarah Palin while Petey Pie Buttplug was a small town mayor and is praised.

Nah, no bias. None at all.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 01:07 AM (Y8PSl)

857 USS Ranger's Air Group Four carried out Operation Leader against Bodo, Norway in October 1943.

They lost two SBD-5s, one crew KIA (White 19) and other POW (White 12), and one TBF (White 4), pilot POW and two crew KIA, on that raid. One of the Avenger's propeller blades is on display at Pensacola.

VF-4's fighters accounted for two snoopers - an He 115 and a Ju 88.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 01:08 AM (wYKCM)

858 > Apparently Eisenhower refused to endorse Nixon, but I'm basing that on one newspaper article.

If true, that must've made family get-togethers a bit chilly. Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 01:10 AM (Ewo9R)

859 ..I also find it funny, in a not ha-ha way, how the media ridiculed former governor Sarah Palin while Petey Pie Buttplug was a small town mayor and is praised.

Nah, no bias. None at all.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 01:07 AM (Y8PSl)




What do Pete Buttplug and Sarah Palin have in common?

* Both were small town mayors.

* Both enthusiastically sucked their respective husbands' dicks.


After that, the differences were .. profound.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

860 > Apparently Eisenhower refused to endorse Nixon, but I'm basing that on one newspaper article.

I did find an article where Eisenhower endorsed Nixon in 1968, but I'm not turning up anything about 1960.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 01:12 AM (Ewo9R)

861 854 Okay. Needed some tips to keep the ladies happy. Clicked the link. YOKO!

Reflexively scrolled screen up to avoid eye damage. What did I find but a new Youtube on mark 14 torpedoes. So I was happy.
Posted by: Seattle at February 13, 2020 01:04 AM (e1mEI)


Was that Drach? Great video.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 13, 2020 01:12 AM (wGeit)

862 Well, I am going to call it a night. I'm still not totally free of this cold, but I am feeling mostly better, and getting back to working on the house here.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 01:12 AM (LxWV7)

863 Good night, AOP.

I'm gonna hit it, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 01:13 AM (Ewo9R)

864 Thanks Anna.

RickZ, was referring to Obama's limited pull. Biden has always been a joke, to any who paid attention or suffered through some connection to this stuff going back to the '88 primary (the 7 dwarves).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 01:15 AM (El6T/)

865 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 01:21 AM (L2ZTs)

866 Clinton needs to be hung by his balls for giving the chinese all the tech he did in the 90's. Racist or not, I don't give a fuck, but they are an irresponsible immature culture. They don't create, they steal, and you wonder if they actually understand the tech they steal. They go and blow a satellite out of the sky in some retarded show of force and scatter a shit ton of debris in orbit without giving a flying fuck about the danger. This is mostly on clinton, and the fuck was renting bedrooms in the whitehouse out to the bastards as if he owned it. Talk about quid pro quo? Yeah have a nice stay in the lincoln bedroom for 50 large and we'll give you missile tech. He and his asshole wife have been selling the US out in real dollars since those slimy fucks desecrated the planet with their existence. Meanwhile they impeach trump for a fucking phone call.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2020 01:21 AM (9Om/r)

867 How crazy is it Beast of Burden is not in regular rotation?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:23 AM (PUmDY)

868 Put Me Out is a crazy good verse.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:26 AM (PUmDY)

869 Wasn't Ed Bagley JR a big enviornmentalist and actually walked the walk. Lived in a grass hut or underground house or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Rode a pedal bike everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223

And only went to the bathroom whilst swinging on a vine.

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 01:29 AM (arJlL)

870 ..He and his asshole wife have been selling the US out in real dollars since those slimy fucks desecrated the planet with their existence. Meanwhile they impeach trump for a fucking phone call.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2020 01:21 AM (9Om/r)


Concur. Endorse.

Beyond which, "types, deletes."

For all the reasons.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

871 IIRC, Eisenhower didn't think Nixon was 'ready for office' in 1960 and had encouraged him to stay out of politics for a few years. A non-endorsement wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2020 01:33 AM (tVQUs)

872 Yoko. Should have known. Been a while, let the guard down.
Idiot. Clicked right into that one.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 13, 2020 01:39 AM (e1mEI)

873 It is weird about all the Bernie hate on msnbc.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:44 AM (PUmDY)

874 ..Yoko. Should have known. Been a while, let the guard down.
Idiot. Clicked right into that one.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 13, 2020 01:39 AM (e1mEI)



Okay, the Yoko shit has run it's course.

I'm challenging Mis Hum to the ultimate Yoko Challenge.

You book her to appear at any given Moron Meetup . She can talk, sing or just drink herself into oblivion.

But. No Yoko? Then no Yoko head-fake links.

Have her come to the Tx Mo Meet.

I'm sure we could come up with a Charter Arms .38 Undercover for her to try out?

/asshole

/apologies



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 01:47 AM (QzJWU)

875 It is weird about all the Bernie hate on msnbc.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Very odd to see them eating one of their own.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 01:51 AM (CDGwz)

876 They are beclowning themselves.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:53 AM (PUmDY)

877
Was that Drach? Great video.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 13, 2020 01:12 AM (wGeit)

Guy puts out quality stuff. And has a wicked sense of humor. The how to abandon ship video was useful since I ride WaSt ferries. They sent a ferry in for refurb and busted through the hull rust. Patched and returned to service. Now I read and review raft deployment procedures during crossings.
BuOrd had some real problems with playing nice with anybody. Total NIMBYS.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 13, 2020 01:55 AM (e1mEI)

878 No one told. Me is a great song

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:55 AM (PUmDY)

879 I feel like once again, our President has put the cheeses in the mousetrap vis a vis Roger Stone. The little media mice have snatched the cheese and are proclaiming victory, however, this will only highlight Andrew McCabe. What will the Justice Department recommend that Andy do for lying to Congress? Two Saturdays in an orange jumpsuit picking up trash on 95!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2020 02:01 AM (a4EWo)

880 875 It is weird about all the Bernie hate on msnbc.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
-----

Very odd to see them eating one of their own.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 01:51 AM (CDGwz)


They're afraid. It's not that they don't like Bernie, but they've come to realize Americans will not vote for a communist, and the idea they could be out of power for another four years? Unthinkable.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 13, 2020 02:01 AM (wGeit)

881 It is weird about all the Bernie hate on msnbc.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:44 AM (PUmDY)


While they espouse socialism on their shows, they also know it will never sell nationally.

They want someone 'electable'. Unfortunately for them, and great for America, not one of the Dems running is electable; they are all sacrificial lambs being offered up to Trump for slaughter. The Dems are keeping their 'good' candidates in reserve for 2024. 2020 is a forlorn hope for the Dems and the 'smart' ones, reading the tea leaves of internal polling, know that. I'd also wager the Trump crowds at his rallies are giving the Dems a severe case of agita.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 02:05 AM (Y8PSl)

882 Bernie is promising what they say they want.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:06 AM (PUmDY)

883

Is Bernie actually running, or fundraising and keeping the commie wing of the Dems active with the plan to take another payoff and get scarce later?

Posted by: Zombie Patton at February 13, 2020 02:08 AM (zHK2c)

884 Bernie is promising what they say they want.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:06 AM (PUmDY)


Too soon. America needs more indoctrination first.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 02:09 AM (Y8PSl)

885 Someone needs to tell his supporters.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:10 AM (PUmDY)

886 Sorry, did not mean to say cheeses, Jesus, what is wrong with me?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2020 02:13 AM (a4EWo)

887 I don't think they really want it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:14 AM (PUmDY)

888 'Night all, obviously I am tired. Skip, I'll probably miss breakfast, and Insanity, I hope that you are well.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2020 02:17 AM (a4EWo)

889 I don't think they really want it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:14 AM (PUmDY)


Well, they want it for us, not for themselves.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 02:18 AM (Y8PSl)

890 Good point. The money has to come from somewhere, though, or are they that stupid?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:23 AM (PUmDY)

891 The democrats have to know they are screwed.

Posted by: USNtakim at February 13, 2020 02:25 AM (0OmEj)

892 If they know they be fucked what will they do.... Besides riot?

Posted by: USNtakim at February 13, 2020 02:27 AM (0OmEj)

893 Good point. The money has to come from somewhere, though, or are they that stupid?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:23 AM (PUmDY)


As I explained to a friend of mine, because she owns a home, the left considers her 'rich' and ripe for the financial plucking. Just who is 'rich' is a very fluid construct with the left. Fluid just like with how Bernie used to rail against millionaires, until he became one; now he's going after billionaires.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 02:35 AM (Y8PSl)

894 If they know they be fucked what will they do.... Besides riot?

Posted by: USNtakim at February 13, 2020 02:27 AM (0OmEj)


Besides? Not fair to put limitations on answers.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 02:39 AM (Y8PSl)

895 State of Shock is very catchy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:54 AM (PUmDY)

896 "Jimmy bakker" is now selling corona virus cures that turn you blue at no extra charge!

Posted by: raimondo at February 13, 2020 02:55 AM (0tb85)

897 Got me capsized, lol .

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:59 AM (PUmDY)

898 cop virus tried to solve all trump! counter is a prison and child support trying if trump free trade"Jimmmy bakker" pro immigrant blue candidates will them home to forces then the police who protecting drug dealers are trying to iran. 6,000 mexicans die cures!

Posted by: raimondo on tap at February 13, 2020 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)

899 Kind of ridiculous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_1UWV23rQ

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 03:16 AM (PUmDY)

900 Raimondo is broken

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 13, 2020 03:23 AM (SxBH1)

901 Bang him with a hammer a couple three times. Usually works.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 13, 2020 03:29 AM (YqED9)

902 Raimondo is broken

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 13, 2020 03:23 AM (SxBH1)


Like on the rack?

Posted by: Torquemada, Tanned, Rested and Ready at February 13, 2020 03:30 AM (Y8PSl)

903 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 03:45 AM (arJlL)

904 Did you know after yesterday they left the ONT 28 comments short of 1K?

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 03:49 AM (ZCEU2)

905 Did you know after yesterday they left the ONT 28 comments short of 1K?
Posted by: Skip

Nope !

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 03:50 AM (arJlL)

906 Here, I'll add 1.

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 03:53 AM (XI1YR)

907 Snowed overnite. Already 2". Temps dropping, going to be in negative #s by this time tomorrow.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 03:54 AM (XI1YR)

908 January weather in mid-February.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 03:56 AM (XI1YR)

909 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 03:56 AM (arJlL)

910 JJ called and they all ran and left this thread hanging, wasn't the first time I caught that going on.
Slackers

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 03:58 AM (ZCEU2)

911 Good Morning Morons today is Thursday, February 13, 2020. On this date in 1542 Catherine Howard, the fifth wife of Henry VIII of England, was executed for adultery. This showed that it was hazardous to your health to be married to Henry VIII. One wonders after the first one was executed why the next one agreed . Certainly after the first two if he had proposed to me I would have left the country.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

912 Now we are finding the jury that convicted Roger Stone was made up of Trump hating Democrat activists. That alone is grounds for a mistrial.


https://tinyurl.com/wmtxsvx

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

913 The communists are demanding that Barr resign because of the reduced sentencing of Roger Stone who was convicted of a process crime by that kangaroo court. Big mouth Gowdy says that is the dumbest thing he has ever heard.


https://tinyurl.com/v5lhe4z

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

914 Looks like we have a spat between commie Bernie and Ayeock.


https://tinyurl.com/va2a5um

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

915 Amy Kooblockhead ran for the Senate in 2006 and at that time she had the exact same position on the border wall and illegal migrants as Trump. So what has changed? Oh, she got elected as a communist so she has to oppose Trump on everything just on general principals.


https://tinyurl.com/vq9ocpf

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

916 Lyingwatha wants to impeach Barr now. We need an amendment to allow a country-wide referendum to remove shitty senators.


https://tinyurl.com/s3nh4cn

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

917
Well, we can certainly flog this thread over 1000!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:01 AM (ORJvl)

918 Eric the Swallturd (C-CA) wants to start another impeachment try of Trump.


https://tinyurl.com/w367e3d

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

919 VA communists are not just going after guns. They also want to eliminate the electoral college.


https://tinyurl.com/uuwsa75

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

920 DNC Chair Tom Perez: There Is No Ideological Divide WithIn The Democratic Party Over Bernie's Socialist Policies


I agree, all Democrats are communists now.


https://tinyurl.com/ubraw4s

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

921 We'll get there today, Skip!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:03 AM (XI1YR)

922 Ramirez (repeat)


https://tinyurl.com/txm7xxk


And that's it for today. And I have a question for the Morons. I have not been able to get the Weather Underground site to completely load for the past 3 days. It has really degraded since Comcast bought it out. Has anyone else had problems with this site?

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)

923 Someone here recommended freeweather . com

I like it

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:07 AM (XI1YR)

924
Movie title of the month:

MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM!!!!!!

Yes, that's real. Not bad, either. Much better than Prometheus, which all right-thinking people know is simply dreadful. Unlike, for instance, Alien v Predator.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:07 AM (ORJvl)

925 Well, we can certainly flog this thread over 1000!
Posted by: Gooshy

Let the flogging commence!

Posted by: Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding at February 13, 2020 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)

926
Let the flogging commence!

I'm on it!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:08 AM (ORJvl)

927
Oh, if I vanish, it's my phone just barfing at loooong threads.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:09 AM (ORJvl)

928 923
Someone here recommended freeweather . com



I like it

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:07 AM (XI1YR)

I have tried it and have a link. But it does not give temps rounded to one decimal place.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:11 AM (mpXpK)

929 Top 1000!

Posted by: Miklos, proud participation Prize recipient at February 13, 2020 04:12 AM (QzkSJ)

930 Rain here again, supposed to be in the mid 50s thankfully not mid 20s.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:12 AM (ZCEU2)

931 Shout out to, Debby DS. Hope all is going as well as possible.

I'm still muddling through. I had such different ideas about how mom's later years would be. Kinda sad.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:12 AM (XI1YR)

932 I have tried it and have a link. But it does not give temps rounded to one decimal place.
Posted by: Vic


Vic, don't you know any Jooz?

Posted by: Miklos, they got this down at February 13, 2020 04:13 AM (QzkSJ)

933 Miklos! Have any of that coffee left?

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:14 AM (XI1YR)

934 hey-I took this online test and it says I scored almost in the top five quintiles!

Posted by: Miklos, gonna print that one out at February 13, 2020 04:15 AM (QzkSJ)

935 Miklos! Have any of that coffee left?


Of course.

Milk or cream?

Posted by: Miklos, pretarateur du Caffe at February 13, 2020 04:17 AM (QzkSJ)

936
loling at miklos.

You sure it wasn't the top two diciles?

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:18 AM (ORJvl)

937 Cream, please!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:18 AM (XI1YR)

938
Vic, don't you know any Jooz?

Posted by: Miklos, they got this down at February 13, 2020 04:13 AM (QzkSJ)

Used to date one years ago before I got maried.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:18 AM (mpXpK)

939 You sure it wasn't the top two diciles?

Posted by: Gooshy

False dichotomy.

Posted by: Miklos, who can spell "dichotomy" at February 13, 2020 04:19 AM (QzkSJ)

940

Greer
Had to get up earlier than normal for work.
Drive to work then another hour drive to NaCly's neck 'o' the woods for the day.
Single digit temps with sub zero wind chills.

Is it April yet?

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:21 AM (O67g7)

941
Hah!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:21 AM (ORJvl)

942
Oh wait, I meant, "you're splitting hairs now."

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:22 AM (ORJvl)

943 I guess auto-c doesn't recognize grrrr.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:22 AM (O67g7)

944 Posted by: My life is insanity

A votre plaisir.

*does ostentatious coffee serving, into a demitasse that I personally stole from the Topkapi Palace in the days of the Old Vizier*

Posted by: Miklos, with a Fritz Feld *POP!* at February 13, 2020 04:22 AM (QzkSJ)

945 Only sometimes do long threads get goofy on my tablet.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:25 AM (ZCEU2)

946

@944 -

I gotta press 1 for English here now?

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:26 AM (O67g7)

947
My phone starts loading empty gray boxes.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:26 AM (ORJvl)

948 Only sometimes do long threads get goofy on my tablet.
Posted by: Skip

Maybe Goofy wanted to be got.

Posted by: Miklos, Disney wouldn't allow it though at February 13, 2020 04:26 AM (QzkSJ)

949 I feel so honored! Thank you, with a sisterly peck on the cheek

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:27 AM (XI1YR)

950 [I[Now we are finding the jury that convicted Roger Stone was made up of Trump hating Democrat activists. That alone is grounds for a mistrial.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

Now ain't that some shit. I'd say an appeal has a more than decent chance of having the convictions thrown out.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 04:27 AM (Y8PSl)

951 48 more days, teej! Not that I'm counting....

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:29 AM (XI1YR)

952 I gotta press 1 for English here now?
Posted by: teej



1 is for Hungarian; English is star-pound-star plus your Moron Platinum Access Code.

Posted by: Miklos, ONT ugyfelszolgalat at February 13, 2020 04:29 AM (QzkSJ)

953 My question is where were Stone's lawyers during Jury Voir Dare?

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:29 AM (mpXpK)

954

Guess there's some abc "news" vid of Chuckie boy slamming someone as a far right, conspiracy theorist with no credibility but I can't do vids so I don't know who he was talking about.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:30 AM (O67g7)

955 I feel so honored! Thank you, with a sisterly peck on the cheek
Posted by: My life is insanity

What if I don't have a sister?

Posted by: Miklos, nor a moose that bit one at February 13, 2020 04:30 AM (QzkSJ)

956 It also shows what a crooked shit Mueler is.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:31 AM (mpXpK)

957 My question is where were Stone's lawyers during Jury Voir Dare?
Posted by: Vic

Making Dem campaign contributions?

Posted by: Miklos, as good a Miklos guess as any at February 13, 2020 04:33 AM (QzkSJ)

958 >>>What if I don't have a sister?
Posted by: Miklos, nor a moose that bit one

Sad face.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:34 AM (XI1YR)

959 Certainly Mueller's team, not sure Robert himself is still with it.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:34 AM (ZCEU2)

960

48?
That's like,, forever.

"...plus your Moron Platinum Access Code." **looks at lower than dirt membership card** sigh

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:35 AM (O67g7)

961 It also shows what a crooked shit Mueler is.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:31 AM (mpXpK)


As well as those who worked for him.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 04:35 AM (Y8PSl)

962
Creatures you can blame for fart-like sounds:

Bolivian Barking Spider
Brazilian Gas Adder
Lung Eel, mating call (gay)
Mongolian Death Worm (gas from eating hobos/ewoks)

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:36 AM (ORJvl)

963 Chuckie boy slamming someone as a far right, conspiracy theorist with no credibility but I can't do vids so I don't know who he was talking about.
Posted by: teej

Probably me. But you knew that. ALL OF YOU

Posted by: Miklos, only dealing with real conspiracies at February 13, 2020 04:37 AM (QzkSJ)

964 What if I don't have a sister?
Posted by: Miklos, nor a moose that bit one

Sad face.
Posted by: My life is insanity

No problem.

They sell them in Thailand.

Posted by: Miklos, or so they tell me at February 13, 2020 04:39 AM (QzkSJ)

965 963
Chuckie boy slamming someone as a far right, conspiracy theorist with no
credibility but I can't do vids so I don't know who he was talking
about.

Posted by: teej


I can't find that video, but we all know Shitty Schumer is a lying asshole.

Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:40 AM (mpXpK)

966 Heading out.
Gonna need to shovel before I open up. Still driving Mr. Insanity to work with me (so he can get a ride in to his work) ...he gets to help shovel today!

Have a good day, all. And, be careful out there.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:40 AM (XI1YR)

967
They sell them in Thailand.

Yeah, but the one you bought was a boy.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:41 AM (ORJvl)

968 Yeah, but the one you bought was a boy.
Posted by: Gooshy

Spoilsport.

I was gonna wait till the weekend to unwrap it.

Posted by: Miklos, pouting at February 13, 2020 04:43 AM (QzkSJ)

969

Thanks tor checking, Vic!

Be safe, Mlii!

Now I gotta focus on slamming coffee.
The rest of ya be careful too.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:45 AM (O67g7)

970 Lost a good truck in a 1" snow once, slight downhill where road turned and truck didn't.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)

971
Sorry. Low-hanging fruit.

Get it? Bwahahaha!
*cough*

Ooooh, almost forgot, the Flint movies starring Lee Marvin are free on YouTube!
Go watch!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:49 AM (ORJvl)

972 Fellow morons, is this the SMOD we have been waiting for? https://tinyurl.com/s8s4vfs

Posted by: sirsurfalot at February 13, 2020 04:49 AM (4fGxe)

973
It missed.
I think.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:53 AM (ORJvl)

974 The Flint movies are fun to watch, lots of pretty women too.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:54 AM (ZCEU2)

975
Flint was great. Good thing agent 0008 wasn't available. We would have been skroobed.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:57 AM (ORJvl)

976 Had Cream of Wheat (trying to get rid of old milk) and have a squirrel pouch of Honey Nut Cherrios and a travel mug, little bit of a drive. Have feeling will be at this job for some time.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:59 AM (ZCEU2)

977 James Coburn is great in Magnificent Seven.
Remembered this week Kurk Douglas is in another good movie The War Wagon with the Duke.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:01 AM (ZCEU2)

978
I think it's Hollywood Classics has a westerns subchannel with a boatload of old public domain Wayne flicks.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:03 AM (ORJvl)

979
And Darkstar Records has some b-movies somebody remastered to look good on hd tvs. Notably Oasis of the Zombies.
Which leads to the question...
Why?

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:06 AM (ORJvl)

980 https://www.thediplomad.com/
Corruptocrat Joe Shuffles to the Door

Posted last night but always a good short read

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:06 AM (ZCEU2)

981 legalinsurrection.com/while you were focused on new hampshire more trump judicial nominees were confirmed
https://tinyurl.com/sw9m9ph
Up to 192 and counting

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:11 AM (ZCEU2)

982 I definitely don't have Hollywood classics, would love a western movie channel.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:12 AM (ZCEU2)

983
Other high quality transfers on Dark Star Records:

Suspiria
Manos the Hands of fate; not great but better than usual
Squirm
Bad Taste
Horror Express
Grave of the Vampire
Drive In Massacre

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:17 AM (ORJvl)

984
If you got broadband, there's a number of westerns channels for your tv or phone.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:19 AM (ORJvl)

985 thenewneo.com sanders-2016-sanders-2020
https://tinyurl.com/uucjls2

Again the realization if Democrat party doesn't get around a candidate they could find themselves a Bernie Communist party.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:21 AM (ZCEU2)

986 I do have Verizon Fios here, no phone to speak of.

Gotta hit the road, good thing breakfast isn't over yet.
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:23 AM (ZCEU2)

987
cya skip

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:24 AM (ORJvl)

988 This should get to 1K, unless JJ shows up in 5 minutes then all bets are off.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:25 AM (ZCEU2)

989 This should get to 1K, unless JJ shows up in 5 minutes then all bets are off.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:25 AM (ZCEU2)


J.J. showing up at 5:30 a.m. would be a sure sign of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 05:28 AM (Y8PSl)

990
This is no time to slack off...

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:36 AM (ORJvl)

991
*flogs thread*

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:38 AM (ORJvl)

992
KISS is at Rupp Arena!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:40 AM (ORJvl)

993
*snore*

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:40 AM (ORJvl)

994 First thing I read this morning was that I should be terrified of Michael Bloomie. A short, racist, hectoring, elitist is going to beat Trump in the fall. How about that?

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:41 AM (L3Rsz)

995
You guys are watching, right? Just to see if I do this. Humph.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:42 AM (ORJvl)

996
Hello! minimike's a moron.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:43 AM (ORJvl)

997 Also, that the London Times or some such says that 'traditional' wives are on par with Isis terrorists.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:43 AM (L3Rsz)

998 Good morning, and yes he is!

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:43 AM (L3Rsz)

999 Now I feel I should go make my hubby a nice breakfast.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:44 AM (L3Rsz)

1000 lol! 1000!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:45 AM (ORJvl)

1001
Yeah, normal is bad if you're a progressive.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:46 AM (ORJvl)

1002 Yes...accomplishment! That's important this time of day.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:46 AM (L3Rsz)

1003 Morning all

So FOX is reporting the Stone Jury was a fix and biased...as is almost any DC Jury...what a miscarrage of Justice.

You really should read the article

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 05:47 AM (nRk/c)

1004 It really is all about making us into 'one' isn't it? No personal characteristics, no differences that set us apart. The template of 'goodness' is drawn and we don't fit it. It's a smooshing of individuality. As much as the Left screams about diversity, they really can't handle diversity. We must submit. Sad!

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:51 AM (L3Rsz)

1005 So FOX is reporting the Stone Jury was a fix and biased...as is almost any DC Jury...what a miscarrage of Justice.

You really should read the article
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 05:47 AM (nRk/c)

The Daily Caller also has an article on it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 05:51 AM (nRk/c)

1006
Mornin', cap'n!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:51 AM (ORJvl)

1007 I think about this esp when pondering the madness and evil of remaking children's gender. Sexually, they want us all the same: androgynous and willing. You're a woman who doesn't want to bed a woman who thinks she's a man? You're a hater. Same other direction. What a world.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:55 AM (L3Rsz)

1008 Mornin', cap'n!
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:51 AM (ORJvl)

Morning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 05:58 AM (nRk/c)

1009
Preet Brahahaha said the DOJ never overrides a US Attorney on sentencing recommendation.
NEVER.

And apparently Stone is Hitler.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:58 AM (ORJvl)

1010 Scanner's busy in IL. Lots of accidents.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:59 AM (L3Rsz)

1011 Hello! minimike's a moron.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:43 AM (ORJvl)


I call him BloomingIdiot. Mini-Mike may be derogatory regarding his (lack of) height, but it does not derogate his short on brains stature.

Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 05:59 AM (Y8PSl)

1012 Beautiful pictures of nature:

https://earthporn.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 06:03 AM (WI7YS)

1013
Liz, what town? I got an app for that.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:03 AM (ORJvl)

1014 I don't have regular TV, so don't see political commercials.

Tried to watch something on Youtube the other day, and Bloomie kept interrupting with commercials.
I couldn't hit the mute button quick enough, and after two ads, gave up what I was trying to watch.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:03 AM (L3Rsz)

1015 I'm listening on Broadcastify, to the state police feed. It's hopping.

The winds are fierce, but we didn't get too much snow here in NW IL. To our south and east they got hit harder.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:06 AM (L3Rsz)

1016 Mornin', Horde.
What's goin' on?

I see the minions were busy overnight

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 06:06 AM (GC07d)

1017 Fredo and his commie pals competely politicized the Judiciary and The DOJ and FBI and IRS....talk about freedom dying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:06 AM (nRk/c)

1018 This is the first really cold bit we've had this year, and it is only lasting through tomorrow. By Sunday we are in the forties. It's been a good winter!

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:07 AM (L3Rsz)

1019 Mornin y'all

Posted by: Big V at February 13, 2020 06:08 AM (y/fJ4)

1020
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2020 06:09 AM (7rVsF)

1021 Spot-on, lizabth, the key word is 'submit', as in you must submit.

Saw this coming from back when 50 shades and that whole sexual thing was getting started, getting a general attitude of 'submission is good' going seemed like the focus.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 06:10 AM (zlgJP)

1022 Yep, sock....it's been baked in a while, hasn't it? First freedom, then submission.

Back and forth, back and forth, on many levels, some serious, some silly.

Then, of course, the ultimate: submission IS freedom. So creepy.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:14 AM (L3Rsz)

1023 1018 This is the first really cold bit we've had this year,

It's been a good winter!
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:07 AM

Ahhh, jeeez. You HAD to go and say that out loud, din't ya?!

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 06:15 AM (GC07d)

1024 According to the New York Post, bralessness is taking over workplaces all over the country

>> I'm back, Baby!

Posted by: The 70s at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (yQpMk) <<

Can we please have short skirts again too? Pretty please? Hell, I'll dust off my bong and lava lamp.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:16 AM (XF4b8)

1025 Good morning.

My wife, who barely follows politics, asked me yesterday, "what the everloving hell are people thinking about with Sanders and some of the other nitwit socialist candidates?"

I'm hoping other people are paying attention too

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

1026 LOL...yes...I did, Heir. We always say that spring starts 2/14. Whatever happens after that isn't winter.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:17 AM (L3Rsz)

1027 Ahhh, jeeez. You HAD to go and say that out loud, din't ya?!
Posted by: Heirloominati

No to worry, I heard lizabth knocking on wood from here.

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:17 AM (vd8XM)

1028
bralessness is taking over workplaces all over the country

A new niche for kbda bear?

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:18 AM (ORJvl)

1029 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

1030 Outside it is 2℉ with a -17℉ wind chill.

Yes, there is school today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

1031 I was thinking of embracing fully my trad-wife status and wearing a skirt today while I dust.

However, it will be a stout, long skirt with tights underneath. Gotta take the dog out in the cold and such.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:19 AM (L3Rsz)

1032 Didja get much snow up your way, Bruce?

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:20 AM (L3Rsz)

1033
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

Where are you again?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (nRk/c)

1034 lizabth
Swaying long skirts worn by your wife are a gift to husbands. Even with practical tights.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

1035 "Then, of course, the ultimate: submission IS freedom. So creepy.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:14 AM (L3Rsz) "



Which is oddly similar to the core tenets of islam.

creepy, yes, either way.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (zlgJP)

1036 *writes name, date, on the wall O shame*

Lizbth, I hope you don't live to regret what you did here this day!

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (GC07d)

1037 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (S9U/P)

1038 Can we please have short skirts again too? Pretty please? Hell, I'll dust off my bong and lava lamp.
Posted by: GnuBreed

I figure with the global warming, women will have to wear short skirts to keep cool.
Of course, about 25 percent of the men will too, but, that's the price you pay

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)

1039 It's the WOOTSCEE! (pronounced WOOT-ski!)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (ZAQUe)

1040 Nevergiveup

Good Morning, Sir.

North of Manhattan ... Kansas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

1041 We're at 21, so the cold hasn't hit fully here in NW IL. Winds are howling it it, though.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:22 AM (L3Rsz)

1042 North of Manhattan ... Kansas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

Cold out there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:23 AM (nRk/c)

1043 Nevergiveup

But we have a Navy Federal Credit Union in town. The best branch I've ever been too.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

1044
It's been getting warmer here all night. 50 now, and now it'll start dropping.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:24 AM (ORJvl)

1045 Didja get much snow up your way, Bruce?
Posted by: lizabth

Looks like 2 to 3 inches out there. The winds are supposed to pick up and we get -5 about 11 AM when I plan on cleaning the snow.
Overnite it's -6 without the wind.

How about you?

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

1046 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:23 AM (nRk/c)

How's the airport?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:25 AM (dLLD6)

1047 A fired NeverTrump shitheel has the sadz (via Breitbart) :

Ousted U.S. ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch spoke at an event at Georgetown on Wednesday about her concern with the current state of affairs at the State Department.

Yovanovitch said, "Right now, the State Department is in trouble. Senior leaders lack policy vision, moral clarity, leadership. The policy process has been replaced by decisions emanating from the top with little discussion, vacancies go unfilled, and our officers are increasingly wondering whether it is safe to express concerns about policies even behind closed doors..."


Short version -- We're the experts, dammit. Senior officials don't know fuck! Also, Trump is a poopyhead.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:25 AM (XF4b8)

1048 How's the airport?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:25 AM (dLLD6)

what airport? I am in my Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:26 AM (nRk/c)

1049 I've pretty much learned to live without regrets, ha. It's a useful state of mind.

At this point, even if we get a big snow, it'll melt quick. I'm so glad it's not early January. I'm so glad it wasn't a winter like last....it's almost been blissful. In an upper-midwest sorta way.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:27 AM (L3Rsz)

1050
Also, Trump is a poopyhead.

That's all they got.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (ORJvl)

1051 1014 I don't have regular TV, so don't see political commercials.

Tried to watch something on Youtube the other day, and Bloomie kept interrupting with commercials.
I couldn't hit the mute button quick enough, and after two ads, gave up what I was trying to watch.
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:03 AM (L3Rsz)
------
Ever notice that Youtube sometimes pops up a "For a price you can blow off commercials" box? Youtube Premium at just $11.99/month.

I usually click the ad at least once. Sometimes you can request more info by entering an e-mail address. I use "Heywood@UBloMe.com".



Posted by: Groundhog at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (VYwSh)

1052 We just got a little over a dusting, but it all blew in front of our gate. Hubby is out shoveling the drift now. He's not going to work until we get light, thankfully.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (L3Rsz)

1053 what airport? I am in my Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:26 AM (nRk/c)

Well....it's always a good bet you are going somewhere.

Wish me luck. I'm off to Newark in a few hours.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (dLLD6)

1054 PIC:
DID SOMEONE KNOCK DOWN THAT WALL.


Don't see the skimpies promised..............or Ren for that matter?

Posted by: saf at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (5IHGB)

1055 I figure with the global warming, women will have to wear short skirts to keep cool.

Of course, about 25 percent of the men will too, but, that's the price you pay

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)


Kilts are okay. As to the wimmens, Make Micro-Minis Great Again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:29 AM (XF4b8)

1056 At this point, even if we get a big snow, it'll melt quick. I'm so glad it's not early January. I'm so glad it wasn't a winter like last....it's almost been blissful. In an upper-midwest sorta way.
Posted by: lizabth

True. It's been easy.
Luckily, my wife got sick (stay with me) and we missed out on a trip to Galena yesterday with friends. They went anyway, he would be driving, and I'm betting route 20 between Galena and Freeport is white knuckle time.

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:30 AM (vd8XM)

1057 Groundhog, I did notice that. Wondered about it. They said I could try it free for 30 days, but no thanks, Google. Not interested.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:30 AM (L3Rsz)

1058 Oh yeah...that's a bad road in bad weather..yuck!

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:31 AM (L3Rsz)

1059 I use "Heywood@UBloMe.com".

Posted by: Groundhog

No wonder I'm getting all this junk mail in my spam folder.

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

1060 I'm off to Newark in a few hours.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (dLLD6)

Flying or dropping off or picking up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:31 AM (nRk/c)

1061 Going to start work preps early.

Have a serene day, everyone. May you have a winter survival kit, and not need it. Winter can be so beautiful. Until you shovel it.

In public, however, head on a swivel and have a Mattis Plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

1062 1049 I've pretty much learned to live without regrets, ha. It's a useful state of mind.

At this point, even if we get a big snow, it'll melt quick. I'm so glad it's not early January. I'm so glad it wasn't a winter like last....it's almost been blissful. In an upper-midwest sorta way.
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:27 AM (L3Rsz)

When one lives downwind from a Lake, one learns NOT to tempt the Fates with such insolence!
until mid-April at least!

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 06:32 AM (GC07d)

1063
Wish me luck. I'm off to Newark in a few hours.
by CBD
------------
Ah. Robot Hell. Well then, cheerio and all that, wut!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:33 AM (ORJvl)

1064 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:31 AM (nRk/c)

Flying. Back on Wednesday. Wanna get a beer?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:33 AM (dLLD6)

1065 YouTube ads are what Adblock was made for.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2020 06:33 AM (G2zl5)

1066 It's always interesting to see how bad that lake-effect snow can get sometimes. Sorry to say, in a way it makes me feel better about whatever weather we have at the moment. I see 18 inches lake-effect snow and suddenly we look pretty good!

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:34 AM (L3Rsz)

1067 So women are going bra-less everywhere now!

Bet this started in SAG HARBOR.

Posted by: saf at February 13, 2020 06:35 AM (5IHGB)

1068 YouTube ads are what Adblock was made for.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2020 06:33 AM (G2zl5)


U Block works well too. I've used both.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:35 AM (XF4b8)

1069 1066, huh? Well, nobody ever expect the Norman Invasion.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 13, 2020 06:36 AM (YqED9)

1070 Robot Hell.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:33 AM (ORJvl)

???

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:36 AM (dLLD6)

1071 Make that "expectamondo."

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 13, 2020 06:36 AM (YqED9)

1072 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 06:37 AM (tT0V4)

1073 Howdy, VIA.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 13, 2020 06:37 AM (YqED9)

1074 Yeah, I don't ads on my computer, but I was watching via the Roku TV, while I was on the exercise bike. I won't do that again. I have a visceral reaction to commercials. Throw in Bloomie, and well...

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:37 AM (L3Rsz)

1075 Nowadays, I don't think a lot women give as much a shit about what makes men happy as you seem to think men want to know what makes women happy. If you like someone and you're not a whack-a-do, you learn what will make someone happy and you do it. Some men just don't want to think that hard and some women just don't feel like having sex that much. lol

Posted by: Kitty at February 13, 2020 06:37 AM (NLEnr)

1076 Well, I better go make sure hubs is okay out there in the wind. Have a grand day, you all!

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:38 AM (L3Rsz)

1077 1066 It's always interesting to see how bad that lake-effect snow can get sometimes. Sorry to say, in a way it makes me feel better about whatever weather we have at the moment. I see 18 inches lake-effect snow and suddenly we look pretty good!
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:34 AM (L3Rsz)

Smug Upwind-er !

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 06:39 AM (GC07d)

1078 We are are having to replace our AC unit today. The last two days of no AC have been, um, sticky. I went and hid at the casinos for the day.

Humidity 94% here. Temps in mid 70s...

Got a good price. The unit was 13 years old, and the compressor died. It was not unexpected.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:39 AM (XF4b8)

1079 G'morning, HB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 06:40 AM (tT0V4)

1080 I see democrats are telling AG Barr to quit or face impeachment.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 06:40 AM (JUOKG)

1081 and the compressor died. It was not unexpected.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Sounds like an obit for an air conditioner

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM)

1082 Looking at the Coronavirus map from Johns Hopkins,

A big jump in cases reported in China since yesterday

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)

1083 Sounds like an obit for an air conditioner

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM)


While My Wallet Gently Weeps.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:44 AM (XF4b8)

1084 Just what we need- another impeachment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 06:45 AM (cAKts)

1085
???
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Futurama - Bender goes to hell and the gang has to rescue him.

Leela: Who'd have that Robot Hell was real?
Fry: And that it was in New Jersey!

The show never missed a chance to poke NJ with a stick.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:45 AM (ORJvl)

1086 Just what we need- another impeachment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 06:45 AM (cAKts)

Actually that is just what we need...should put PDT over the top for a landslide

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:46 AM (nRk/c)

1087 1082 Looking at the Coronavirus map from Johns Hopkins,

A big jump in cases reported in China since yesterday
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)

They were saying it was because a bunch of cases went from the 'suspected' column into the 'confirmed' one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 06:46 AM (cAKts)

1088 Yovanovitch said, "Right now, the State Department is in trouble. Senior leaders lack policy vision, moral clarity, leadership. The policy process has been replaced by decisions emanating from the top with little discussion, vacancies go unfilled, and our officers are increasingly wondering whether it is safe to express concerns about policies even behind closed doors..."

But if you do work with Trump!, and we don't like what you do, we're going to impeach you.

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)

1089 They were saying it was because a bunch of cases went from the 'suspected' column into the 'confirmed' one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Thanks. I was thinking that they came across a pod of virus or something.

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:48 AM (vd8XM)

1090 The president of Sarah Lawrence College said Wednesday that the elite school had no idea accused cult leader Lawrence Ray was living in his daughters on-campus pad and preying on students.

Well maybe if you took your collective asses out of your ass, you might have noticed.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:49 AM (nRk/c)

1091
Some guy on YouTube talking about concealed carry, wearing an "I'll Be In My Bunk" t shirt.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:49 AM (ORJvl)

1092 Good morning!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2020 06:50 AM (EK+jJ)

1093 1088 Yovanovitch said, "Right now, the State Department is in trouble..."

Yeah, after 4 years of Shrillary and 4 more of Jon Cary, NOW the SD is in trouble.

Bitch, please.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:51 AM (XF4b8)

1094 Some guy on YouTube talking about concealed carry, wearing an "I'll Be In My Bunk" t shirt.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:49 AM (ORJvl)

To be fair, it was Jayne Cobb I first heard utter it on Firefly. We have just beaten it to death.*

*Intended.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 06:51 AM (cAKts)

1095
We have just beaten it to death.*
*Intended.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Hah!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:56 AM (ORJvl)

1096 Thank you Lord for another day.

And Eggo waffles.

Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2020 07:03 AM (bT7Yc)

1097 5 degrees, breezy, cheese grits & coffee.

When I sun come up I can start shoveling; only looks like about an inch, yay.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:09 AM (zlgJP)

1098
I feel a nap coming on.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 07:10 AM (ORJvl)

1099 When I sun come up I can start shoveling; only looks like about an inch, yay.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,

Time for breakfast for me too.
But, I'm waiting for the snowplow to go by before I fire up the snowblower.

Damn sneaky snowplow

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 07:11 AM (vd8XM)

1100 I see where al the mainstream shit-shows are hammering about Barr and the supposed crisis in the DOJ.

Very similar to exactly what was predicted here at the onset.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:11 AM (tT0V4)

1101
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 13, 2020 07:12 AM (cuot+)

1102 1100 I see where al the mainstream shit-shows are hammering about Barr and the supposed crisis in the DOJ.

Very similar to exactly what was predicted here at the onset.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:11 AM (tT0V4)

Everyone know that the DoJ cannot go after criminal Dems.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:12 AM (JFO2v)

1103 I see where al the mainstream shit-shows are hammering about Barr and the supposed crisis in the DOJ.



Very similar to exactly what was predicted here at the onset.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:11 AM

---

Yep, it's almost like they coordinated all of this outrage.


In another week or so, shiff and nadler will open investigations which I predict will lead to yet another impeachment vote in the House.

Let's face it, that's all they have left to motivate their base. They were projecting record voter turnout in Iowa and NH and that flopped big time.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:13 AM (JUOKG)

1104 I don't see any ads on YouTube. Running UBlock, so I miss all the good advertising that is on TV or in my case the computer screen.

Posted by: Colin at February 13, 2020 07:14 AM (sUl9n)

1105 The show never missed a chance to poke NJ with a stick.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:45 AM (ORJvl)

Got it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 07:14 AM (dLLD6)

1106 Everyone know that the DoJ cannot go after criminal Dems.
Posted by: rhennigantx


You only partially joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 07:14 AM (S9U/P)

1107 "I see where al the mainstream shit-shows are hammering about Barr and the supposed crisis in the DOJ.



Very similar to exactly what was predicted here at the onset.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"


Every member of his cabinet should get ready for endless harassment, smears, subpoena, investigation etc... And his campaign staff as well. It is all the Dems have. It is who they are.

Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2020 07:14 AM (MxEKc)

1108 Impeach Harder

Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2020 07:15 AM (bT7Yc)

1109 CBD-

Have a safe trip !

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 07:15 AM (arJlL)

1110 "They were projecting record voter turnout in Iowa and NH and that flopped big time."

I thought Trump did actually have record voter turnout for an incumbent in New Hampshire?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:15 AM (tT0V4)

1111 Tlaib gets bitchslapped

What I believe is that its not a job for the Fed, Powell said. The Fed has a particular role and particular authorities, and lending to state and local governments, and supporting them when theyre in bankruptcy is not part of our mandate.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:16 AM (JFO2v)

1112 They'll try to tie up Barr and keep him from cleaning house. This is all about protecting the corruption machine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:16 AM (oVJmc)

1113 Resisting the snowplow is futile !

Seems like they always come around for one more pass to harvest enough snow to at least make an effort to fill the driveway again.

Saw one of my neighbors slyly park his pickup across the driveway after clearing it, to make the plow swerve out to mid-road with its cargo.


I hear the unique noise of a plow truck in the distance now ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:17 AM (zlgJP)

1114 Steyer spent about $2k for every vote on NH primary.

Bloomys burned thru $280 MILLION for zero votes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v)

1115 "Bloomys burned thru $280 MILLION for zero votes."

Never divide by zero.

Bad shit happens.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:19 AM (tT0V4)

1116 1110 "They were projecting record voter turnout in Iowa and NH and that flopped big time."

I thought Trump did actually have record voter turnout for an incumbent in New Hampshire?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:15 AM (tT0V4)

For an incumbent he got the most vote ever D or R. But the R turnout was down about 40% as there was really no need to vote.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v)

1117
"They were projecting record voter turnout in Iowa and NH and that flopped big time."



I thought Trump did actually have record voter turnout for an incumbent in New Hampshire?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:15 AM

---

Yes Trump did but the democrats didn't even come close to what they were predicting in voter turnout because orange man bad rage was supposed to motivate voters in the hundreds of thousands to oust Drumpf.

Matter of fact, Trump got more votes than obama and bush II combined. The best turnout numbers in history for an incumbent President.

The democrats have no idea what's coming in November.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (JUOKG)

1118 Sen. Gillibrand proposes a new government agency to protect privacy on the internet

Are they gonna do the same cracker jack yob the gov does now in stopping spam phone calls?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (nRk/c)

1119
Got it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Excellent! I got one more example, first season.
Bender and Fry are looking for an apartment, they all suck until finally...
Fry: It's perfect! Wait. What's the catch?
Gay Realtor: Well, technically....we're in New Jersey.
smash cut back to the office, Fry bemoaning the lack of decent housing..

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 07:21 AM (ORJvl)

1120
Yes Trump did but the democrats didn't even come close to what they were predicting in voter turnout because orange man bad rage was supposed to motivate voters in the hundreds of thousands to oust Drumpf.



What the Dems have missed in their plans is the fact that continued and repeated failure demoralizes their base.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:22 AM (oVJmc)

1121 1118 Sen. Gillibrand proposes a new government agency to protect privacy on the internet

Are they gonna do the same cracker jack yob the gov does now in stopping spam phone calls?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (nRk/c)

Free and Open Internet scares the shit out of Progressives.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

1122 "1118 Sen. Gillibrand proposes a new government agency to protect privacy on the internet

Are they gonna do the same cracker jack yob the gov does now in stopping spam phone calls?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (nRk/c) "




I'm sure they'll do even better !

In order to completely protect your privacy they will need to record and store every keystroke and packet, of course.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:23 AM (zlgJP)

1123 1115 "Bloomys burned thru $280 MILLION for zero votes."

Never divide by zero.

Bad shit happens.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:19 AM (tT0V4)

Other than performing an abortion live on stage what is he really saying he is gonna do??

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:23 AM (JFO2v)

1124
holy siht

the Kung Flu went from 45K+ cases yesterday to 60K+ this morning

tinyurl.com/uwns6z5

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 13, 2020 07:23 AM (cuot+)

1125 Sen. Gillibrand proposes a new government agency to protect privacy on the internet


What agency? Just expose companies to liability by making data collection opt-in. Then it will stop.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:24 AM (oVJmc)

1126 I'm sure they'll do even better !



In order to completely protect your privacy they will need to record and store every keystroke and packet, of course.


Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:23 AM

---

Pretty sure Bob at the NSA is already doing that.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:24 AM (JUOKG)

1127 Bloomys burned thru $280 MILLION for zero votes.


He has earned my children's undying hate because of all of the ads he flooded Youtube with. He's got that going for him.

Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2020 07:25 AM (MmFTx)

1128 "holy siht

the Kung Flu went from 45K+ cases yesterday to 60K+ this morning "

I believe they simply changed a definition, causing a recalculation of the numbers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:25 AM (tT0V4)

1129 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at February 13, 2020 07:25 AM (21UM+)

1130 1124
holy siht

the Kung Flu went from 45K+ cases yesterday to 60K+ this morning

tinyurl.com/uwns6z5
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 13, 2020 07:23 AM (cuot+)

I think it is because they alter the test to detect the 2019-nCoV.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:25 AM (JFO2v)

1131 1119 21 Trillion buffaloes roam the plains roaming in the gloaming wi a lasso by my side.

Posted by: saf at February 13, 2020 07:26 AM (5IHGB)

1132 I can't breathe in underwire. I feel ridiculous. No clinic I have
ever worked at or patient I have ever seen has said, "I am so sick, and
have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?

New Orleans-based epidemiology expert Gabrielle Perry


--

Will Gabrielle scream and rant when men gaze at her un-bra'd chest? Of course she will.

Besides, there are other options besides underwires. Coobies are very, very comfortable and they beat wearing nothing at all.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:27 AM (JoUsr)

1133 "Pretty sure Bob at the NSA is already doing that.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:24 AM (JUOKG) "



But due to minor legal technicalities he cannot share it with all the other patriotic firefighters who want to protect your privacy !

And what about the News Media, and your neighbors ?
They Have Concerns !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:27 AM (zlgJP)

1134 The Horde is in a talkative mood.

Posted by: tbodie at February 13, 2020 07:28 AM (21UM+)

1135
I believe they simply changed a definition, causing a recalculation of the numbers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:25 AM


makes sense, but it's gonna freak a lot of people out

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 13, 2020 07:29 AM (cuot+)

1136 Besides, there are other options besides underwires. Coobies are very, very comfortable and they beat wearing nothing at all.

Posted by: Lady in Black


Coobie doobie dooo............

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 07:29 AM (arJlL)

1137 Another thing Gillibrand misses is that the Feds *LIKE* violation of privacy on the Internet. Google's data collection is a treasure trove to bureaus like the FBI.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:29 AM (oVJmc)

1138 Sen. Gillibrand proposes a new government agency to protect privacy on the internet


--

Maybe it's just a reflex of mine, but no more gov't agencies!

I can already see it morphing into a censoring apparatus.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:30 AM (JoUsr)

1139 "The Horde is in a talkative mood."

It's what we do.

Wel, and fling boogers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:30 AM (tT0V4)

1140 I can already see it morphing into a censoring apparatus.
Posted by: Lady in Black

You take that back!

Or we'll ban you!

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 07:30 AM (vd8XM)

1141 1132 I can't breathe in underwire. I feel ridiculous. No clinic I have
ever worked at or patient I have ever seen has said, "I am so sick, and
have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?

New Orleans-based epidemiology expert Gabrielle Perry


--

Will Gabrielle scream and rant when men gaze at her un-bra'd chest? Of course she will.

Besides, there are other options besides underwires. Coobies are very, very comfortable and they beat wearing nothing at all.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:27 AM (JoUsr)

FREE THE TITS

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)

1142 Not to state the obvious or anything, but the press is absolutely ignorant and rude and happy to be so. Ecuadoran President and his wife are here for visit to talk with President Trump about issues related to the countries working together, and the first question is about Stone and the DOJ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 07:31 AM (WI7YS)

1143 1134 The Horde is in a talkative mood.
Posted by: tbodie at February 13, 2020 07:28 AM (21UM+)

thorazine starts wearing off after about 10 hours.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)

1144 Not to state the obvious or anything, but the press is absolutely ignorant and rude and happy to be so. Ecuadoran President and his wife are here for visit to talk with President Trump about issues related to the countries working together, and the first question is about Stone and the DOJ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I thought Trump was in India ?

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 07:33 AM (arJlL)

1145 "thorazine starts wearing off after about 10 hours."

That reminds me....


Be right back.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:33 AM (tT0V4)

1146 The democrats have no idea what's coming in November.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (JUOKG)


Actually, I think they do.

That's why they are panicking. They're scrambling harder than a cat with diarrhea on linoleum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 07:34 AM (XF4b8)

1147 1142 Not to state the obvious or anything, but the press is absolutely ignorant and rude and happy to be so. Ecuadoran President and his wife are here for visit to talk with President Trump about issues related to the countries working together, and the first question is about Stone and the DOJ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 07:31 AM (WI7YS)

My guess is that less than 3 people in the room knew what to ask! You would have to not got to the anti-trump bar and drink your progressive martini. But do a little work. My guess is most of those fuckers are too lazy to even look on their phones on the ride over to see what is really happening.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:34 AM (JFO2v)

1148 Not to state the obvious or anything, but the press
is absolutely ignorant and rude and happy to be so. Ecuadoran President
and his wife are here for visit to talk with President Trump about
issues related to the countries working together, and the first question
is about Stone and the DOJ.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 07:31 AM

---

It's almost like they want to embarrass Trump and generate sound bites for democrats for this fall.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:34 AM (JUOKG)

1149 New Orleans epidemiology chick - pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 07:35 AM (xceTB)

1150 Ecuadoran President and his wife are here for visit to talk with President Trump about issues related to the countries working together, and the first question is about Stone and the DOJ.


Most reporters probably couldn't find Ecuador on a map. Seriously.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

1151 On braless

You want Dolly Parton
You'll settle for Morgana
You'll get Stacy Abrams

Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 07:36 AM (xceTB)

1152 Erin Go Braless

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:37 AM (oVJmc)

1153 They're scrambling harder than a cat with diarrhea on linoleum.

--

LOL, I gotta remember that one.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:37 AM (JoUsr)

1154 1152 Erin Go Braless
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:37 AM (oVJmc)

Can we add that to March 17?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v)

1155 On braless

You want Dolly Parton
You'll settle for Morgana
You'll get Stacy Abrams
Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 07:36 AM (xceTB)

That mental picture was uncalled for.

Posted by: tbodie at February 13, 2020 07:38 AM (21UM+)

1156 Most reporters probably couldn't find Ecuador on a map. Seriously.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:36 AM (oVJmc)


I *might* have a spot of trouble with that one myself, unless they include a projection of the equator thru SA.

As Slo Joe Biden would say, that's a Big Fucking Deal.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 07:39 AM (XF4b8)

1157 I thought Trump was in India ?
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 07:33 AM (arJlL)

Not yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 07:39 AM (WI7YS)

1158 They're scrambling harder than a cat with diarrhea on linoleum.

--

LOL, I gotta remember that one.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:37 AM (JoUsr)

Another...

Democrat's chances in November are shakier than a dog trying to pass a peach pit.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 07:41 AM (zqs/f)

1159 I read the ONT in the morning with the other news sources. I really appreciate the pictures. With the other crap in the world the ONT nature picture brings a moment of sanity.

Posted by: George V at February 13, 2020 07:41 AM (U2Tva)

1160 When the bra comes off, that means the day is over.

Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2020 07:41 AM (MmFTx)

1161 "Not yet."

Heavy traffic?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:41 AM (tT0V4)

1162 I *might* have a spot of trouble with that one myself, unless they include a projection of the equator thru SA.

As Slo Joe Biden would say, that's a Big Fucking Deal.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Equator?
Ha! Sure, like there's a country North of Canada ya damn deplorable

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 07:42 AM (vd8XM)

1163 8 new cases of COVD-19 in Singapore, bringing total confirmed there to 58

I think Singapore is both reliable in reporting and no nonsense in addressing this, so I'm keeping an eye on them.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 07:42 AM (G546f)

1164 " 8 new cases of COVD-19 in Singapore, bringing total confirmed there to 58 "

That's next to Ecuador, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:44 AM (tT0V4)

1165 Insty has a link up this morning: IL Bill would ban adults from pumping their own gas. THIS is why legislatures should only operate in a very small yearly window. Bills that go in search of problems that don't exist.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:45 AM (JoUsr)

1166 "1163 8 new cases of COVD-19 in Singapore, bringing total confirmed there to 58

I think Singapore is both reliable in reporting and no nonsense in addressing this, so I'm keeping an eye on them.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 07:42 AM (G546f) "



Huh. Interesting point.
Not nice people, particularly, but not fulla bs either.

Thanks !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:46 AM (zlgJP)

1167 Democrat's chances in November are shakier than a dog trying to pass a peach pit.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 07:41 AM (zqs/f)


Can we quote you on this?

Posted by: The avocado growers union at February 13, 2020 07:46 AM (XF4b8)

1168 Insty has a link up this morning: IL Bill would ban adults from pumping their own gas. THIS is why legislatures should only operate in a very small yearly window. Bills that go in search of problems that don't exist.
Posted by: Lady in Black

The majority of Illinois keeps voting for Dems, maybe we are too stupid to pump our own gas?

Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 07:46 AM (vd8XM)

1169 We're here to talk with the President of the beautiful country of Ecuador about trade and security issues.

Bimbo reporter :

Did you think it was wrong to tweet about Rogers Stone's trial?


Aaaaargh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 07:48 AM (WI7YS)

1170 Insty has a link up this morning: IL Bill would ban adults from pumping their own gas. THIS is why legislatures should only operate in a very small yearly window. Bills that go in search of problems that don't exist.

Every time I fill my tank, it's like that scene from Zoolander.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:48 AM (oVJmc)

1171 Let me just post something here. That'll be sure to get willowed.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2020 07:49 AM (Izzlo)

1172 Insty has a link up this morning: IL Bill would ban adults from pumping their own gas.

^This^ is what true democracy looks like. Tyranny of the majority. They can, and will, dictate how you live your life.

Posted by: tbodie at February 13, 2020 07:49 AM (21UM+)

1173 The majority of Illinois keeps voting for Dems, maybe we are too stupid to pump our own gas?
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 07:46 AM (vd8XM)

The majority of Illinois lives in crook and the collar counties. Please leave us south of I-80 and west I-39 out of you insults.

Posted by: Hey now at February 13, 2020 07:50 AM (/LQkF)

1174 JJ has arrived!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 13, 2020 07:51 AM (muI26)

1175 No EMT?

1146 The democrats have no idea what's coming in November.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (JUOKG)

Actually, I think they do.

That's why they are panicking. They're scrambling harder than a cat with diarrhea on linoleum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 07:34 AM (XF4b

They are going to lose the house and they know it. And it won't be Paul Ryan in the speaker's chair.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 13, 2020 07:51 AM (w+Ped)

1176 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:51 AM (zlgJP)

1177 real men make 15 YO girls stand around in their panties

people this aint justice

https://tinyurl.com/ssuzhlx

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

1178 There are zero comments on the Popular Science article.

Popular?

Posted by: Chris W at February 13, 2020 08:05 AM (Y9uNK)

1179 1096 Thank you Lord for another day.

And Eggo waffles.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2020 07:03 AM (bT7Yc)

That's a lovely prayer. It's so real.

Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 08:42 AM (Y3R0d)

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