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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/12/20) Skimpy Content & Early Edition
Quote I
We don’t talk much about politics – though it is something in which I have been intricately involved, for a long time. In school he’ll learn about how a bill becomes a law, how many representatives the states have, and what the United Nations is. We hope he won’t find those topics too interesting – for politics is the surest way to a miserable life. Joel HirstGood luck Mr. Hirst.
Quote II
“There is not a climate bedwetter who is not a total hypocrite. They all claim they are worried about climate change but they don’t do anything to reduce their own emissions. Not that that would make any difference anyway..."Steve Milloy
Quote III
“I dropped everything for Pam. She had almost $200k (£154k) in bills and no way to pay it so I paid it and this is the thanks I get. There’s no fool like an old fool.’’Jon Peters
Quote IV
“I can’t breathe in underwire. I feel ridiculous. No clinic I’ve ever worked at or patient I’ve ever seen has said, ‘I’m so sick, and have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?”New Orleans-based epidemiology expert Gabrielle Perry
Men, how to strengthen your relationship with your significant other.........
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and National Security Agency (NSA) spied on allies and enemies alike through a company they owned that made cryptography equipment, according to an explosive new report from the Washington Post and Germany’s ZDF news outlet. The Swiss-based company, Crypto AG, which was founded in the 1940s as an independent firm during World War II, struck a shady deal with the CIA in 1951, subsequently became owned by the CIA in the 1970s, and was disbanded in 2018. And many former employees of the company, most of whom apparently had no idea that Crypto AG was secretly controlled by the CIA, are not happy with the revelation.
The perpetually offended continue to be offended. They have bitched on and off for years about the Atlanta Braves "Tomahawk Chop". Could a longstanding tradition be coming to an end?
With the Atlanta Braves set to begin spring training activities this week along with the rest of Major League Baseball, calls for the team to do away with its “tomahawk chop” have begun anew. The controversial “chop,” which came under fire during the 2019 playoffs and led to the team not distributing free foam tomahawks to fans before Game 5 of the National League Division Series as they typically do in the postseason, has drawn criticism from groups including The National Congress of American Indians (NCAI) and Cherokee Nation as well as MLB players with Native American ancestry. Despite that, the Braves have not indicated any permanent policy change is on the way and the tomahawk chop seems like it will still take place during Atlanta’s first homestand at the beginning of April. “We stated at the end of the season that we would continue to work with the Native American community,” the Braves told The Athletic in a brief statement. “Those discussions are ongoing, and we don’t expect to publicly comment on those private conversations.”
Native American? Sure I am. I was born here in the good old U.S.A.
Tasty homemade ‘energy balls’ could help French soldiers get the fuel they need
“It’s an explosion of flavors!” one commando gushes. The French armed forces are renowned the world over for their sophisticated combat rations—their version of American MREs. Still, troops on operations, particularly special forces soldiers, will lose weight if they expend more energy than they get from the calories they ingest. So their militaries provide snacks in addition to their meal rations. But French soldiers apparently don’t much like these, so instead they buy candy bars. Now imagine the state of one of these bars after it has spent a few hours stuffed into a sweaty pocket or jammed into a backpack in intense hot or cold conditions: squashed, sticky, crushed into crumbs, melted, or—on the contrary—frozen solid.
On this day: 12 Feb 1967
15 police officers raided Redlands the West Sussex home of The Rolling Stone Keith Richards during a weekend party. The police who were armed with a warrant issued under the dangerous drugs act took away various substances for forensic tests. George and Pattie Harrison had been at the house, but it was said that the police waited for them to leave before they raided the house in order not to bust the holder of an MBE. via this dayinmusic.com
On this day: 12 Feb 2017
American singer and musician Al Jarreau died of respiratory failure at the age of 76, just two days after announcing his retirement. During his career he received a total of seven Grammy Awards and is best known for his 1981 album Breakin' Away. He also sang the theme song of the late-1980s television series Moonlighting. via thisdayinmusic.com
I've been to Florida, I know there are trees there. Genius Award Winner.
Meet Jack DeBrabander. The Michigan State University student was arrested early Saturday morning on two battery counts after allegedly urinating off the balcony of a Florida nightclub and striking two women below “in the face, mouth, head, hands, and arms.” The 20-year-old DeBrabander, cops say, was intoxicated when he “stepped to the railing” of a balcony above the 260 First club in St. Petersburg around 12:25 AM. He then “removed his penis from his pants, and proceeded to urinate on” the two victims, who were seated downstairs on a sidewalk bench. Each of the women, criminal complaints state, was “struck in the face, mouth, head, hands, and arms” with DeBrabander's urine when they looked up to see what was hitting them. Court filings do not indicate whether either victim needed medical attention. DeBrabander, cops noted, was “found to be intoxicated and was uncooperative with questioning.” He was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor raps, and was subsequently freed from custody after posting $1000 bond.
When they aren't saving basements, they are Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Idaho Firefighters Spent Their Day Shoveling Snow For Strangers A surveillance camera on an Idaho Falls home captured firefighters performing acts of kindness after a snow storm. The video shows an Idaho Falls ambulance parked on the street with several firefighters shoveling snow off driveways and sidewalks. One resident was amazed at what he witnessed and sent the footage to EastIdahoNews.com. "I actually thought my wife was the one that did it and she thought I did it," Eric Nelson said. "We didn't realize until I thanked her for it later that night and she said she thought it was me. Totally surprised."
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:36 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2020 09:37 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:38 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 12, 2020 09:38 PM (/UQ/R)
COVID-19 Cases jump by 13,000 in China.
https://tinyurl.com/usg22ww
The
chinese had been classifying people as "suspected cases" if they had
not been tested so I believe they are now including those people in the
count (it is about the right number).
I'll follow-up with a video from Dr John Campbell.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:38 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (BWYDt)
Dr John Campbell discusses the Chinese data.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v16llL6YspY
In
one of today's videos he says that the Chinese doctors and nurses in
Wuhan have seen so many cases that they can recognize if a patient has
the corona virus just from appearance and symptoms. So they've just
merged the tested and suspected cases together now (apparently, viz JHU
page posted above).
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (XzVUd)
Glad you're here to fill in...........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2020 09:40 PM (P1f+c)
RIP Al Jarreau. He was a pretty good singer and Moonlighting was a pretty good series.
I've read one of the things that caused Moonlighting to fall apart was when Bruce Willis became a superstar in the then-new classic Christmas film, Die Hard. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (EgshT)
Wasn't Ed Bagley JR a big enviornmentalist and actually walked the walk. Lived in a grass hut or underground house or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (+fZqU)
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)
and that's why I'm focusing on something easier these days, like running liquid sulphur coolant to maintain a colony on Venus.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (G546f)
I can't breathe in underwire. I feel ridiculous. No clinic I have ever worked at or patient I have ever seen has said, "I am so sick, and have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?
New Orleans-based epidemiology expert Gabrielle Perry
And they had better not!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)
Tell her she will probably be all right.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)
Good on the lot of you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Kazi at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (0x00j)
They are too perfect.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (BiNEL)
26 i was expecting a skimpy ont but this is full of cONTent
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:42 PM (G546f)
You two are too kind.
I thank you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (LqDrh)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miklos, Trumpeconomist at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)
Tell her she will probably be all right.
Posted by: Oldcat
The stripper that fell 20 ft off the stripper pole? She received $30k from a gofundme account.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: April at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
better not be the WuFlu!
*does karate chop at MH*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (LqDrh)
Same place that Harrison Ford attended. Ripon College, home of the Republican Party, Speed Queen and Rippin' Good Cookies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2020 09:44 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at February 12, 2020 09:45 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:45 PM (2B9A/)
Wasn't Ed Bagley JR a big enviornmentalist and actually walked the walk. Lived in a grass hut or underground house or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Rode a pedal bike everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:45 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: Mardi Gras Mambo Miklos at February 12, 2020 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 12, 2020 09:43 PM (ufFY
*Unashamed fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (2B9A/)
If you look at the JHU map (link @12) and zoom the map in a couple of clicks, you can resolve the individual circles.
The big one is Hubei (province where Wuhan is) and if you click that you will see that it accounts for nearly all the deaths.
If you look through Dr. John Campbell's videos he goes through the details of some patient's illness in great detail from the medical literature.
Too make a long story short. In a severe case of the illness patients will get a viral pneumonia for about 3 days starting at day 10. At that point they need oxygen but they often get better after 2-3 days.
This is a critical problem if the disease spreads outside China. Even well-provisioned western hospitals only have sufficient equipment to provide oxygen to 300 patients at one time.
I suspect this is the main cause of all the deaths in Hubei. They just don't have enough equipment. No other chinese province has anything like the number of deaths that Hubei has.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)
I had a 0.6 chance of failing stats when I was in college. 17 of the 24 other students were in the same boat.
My pron movie name was gonna be Max Mounder.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (+fZqU)
He once did a Simpsons sketch where he rode off on a bike "powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction!" :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (2DOZq)
Simultaneously complaining when they do not receive the male gaze.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:45 PM (2B9A/)
Because it was. You could not have told women in the past to have the same sexual attitudes as men and gotten away with it. Women made men stop playing the field, rather than the reverse.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (eoQWY)
The numbers are crap.
I'm saying it's The Stand, but this is going to get worse.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (7ZloE)
Posted by: Ea T'me at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (zHK2c)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (dUJdY)
First couple of seasons are funny.
Then it goes all ghey all the time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:48 PM (aA3+G)
And the town in which I was married. I still laugh about the priest telling me I was entering into a mixed marriage because I was brought up Methodist and my loverly bride was Catholic. Reception at the Heidel House in Green Lake, now closed.
Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 12, 2020 09:48 PM (LqDrh)
He once did a Simpsons sketch where he rode off on a bike "powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction!" :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (S9U/P)
She's got a point.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (+fZqU)
Every night with Mrs. Mis. Hum. is a hot date.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:39 PM (aA3+G)
No problem.I'm going away now.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (7ZloE)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (7ZQe3)
My fave is "War is not the answer!"
I chuckle to myself, maybe I'm too easy to entertain, but thinking of responding "oh come on, SURE war is the answer. Bad headache? War. Intrusive neighbors? War. Too many bills? War. Athlete's foot?? War!!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)
so I guess the AP was a good previewer for her
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Dr. Sigmud Freud at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (IsG7k)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (dUJdY)
She's got a point.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Could use it as part of the diagnosis. Too sick to notice -> go straight to admittance.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ass Chum at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (llOn+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (2DOZq)
Simultaneously complaining when they do not receive the male gaze.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (2B9A/)
See: Blackboard in the last pic.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (2B9A/)
And perfected "smug".
Posted by: db at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (VfzSy)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (G546f)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (bT7Yc)
She's got a point.
Posted by: JackStraw
I assume she has two points. Especially if it's cold in the clinic.
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2020 09:51 PM (P1f+c)
She's got a point.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Could use it as part of the diagnosis. Too sick to notice -> go straight to admittance.
Posted by: Oldcat
Drooling - not dehydrated.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 09:52 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: Ass Chum at February 12, 2020 09:52 PM (llOn+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
https://youtu.be/SQXqZ8JJktw
Don't fear the Reaper, man.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 09:52 PM (n+WwS)
Kind of a Daniel Tosh guy but not a dick.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 12, 2020 09:52 PM (VYwSh)
AoS continually affirms my decision to get rid of the TV but keep the Bose sound system!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 09:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (bT7Yc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Jano jumps up and begins to 'splain and shimmy and.. oh well. Said the owner was so cheap he never replaced the burned out C of sign out front. Classy. Wore a playboy bunny outfit with cheetah tights.
Posted by: It moved at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (aKsyK)
My fave is "War is not the answer!"
I chuckle to myself, maybe I'm too easy to entertain, but thinking of responding "oh come on, SURE war is the answer. Bad headache? War. Intrusive neighbors? War. Too many bills? War. Athlete's foot?? War!!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (L2ZTs)
War is such a good answer that 90 percent of the historical energy of government is preparing to start one or deter others from starting war with you.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds
yup
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 09:53 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ass Chum at February 12, 2020 09:54 PM (llOn+)
What's that, like sarcophaguses and shit?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip
crypt = grave
ography = relating to writing
So, they made stone chisels to carve "RIP" into headstones, I think.
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2020 09:54 PM (P1f+c)
I'm saying it's The Stand, but this is going to get worse.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (JCrfD)
You are "not saying" ?
The numbers are incomplete. Everyone knows that. Whether or not there's containment in China, we'll know in another two weeks or so.We had SARS in Toronto and it was not a big deal except for the few hundred people who got it.This could be much much worse than SARS but it isn't yet. It's a bit worse than SARS was in China but they did not admit to SARS until it spread to Hong Kong so they've improved a little since 2003.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 09:54 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 09:54 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2020 09:55 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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*fist bump*
Me too. Finally went to the doctor today, it's type A flu. My joints were really hurting and it felt like my head was going to split open when coughing but I'll probably live...
Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2020 09:55 PM (UUBmN)
She was probably 30 and smoking hot. I had good medical care. She came to see me afterward and we had a fun conversation. Good Times.
Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 09:55 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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*second look* Yep, flare.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (7ZloE)
Posted by: Ea T'me at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (zHK2c)
Posted by: Dr. Sigmud Freud
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"If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!"
Posted by: Response to "What's wrong?" at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (dUJdY)
Get well. You are in a bad situation with all those little
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (aA3+G)
I'm back, Baby!
Posted by: The 70s at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (yQpMk)
40 So...we can't all go braless. And it's not like the only choices are underwire or no bra at all. Anyway, if you other gals are comfortable braless, have at it. I'm too uptight for that.
Posted by: April at February 12, 2020 09:44 P
JackStraw can hook you up with something that will chill you out.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (Um2IM)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (7ZloE)
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)
Is she hot?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (llOn+)
My money is on Comcast and Spirit Airlines.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:58 PM (JCrfD)
No! but we talked about them and she leaned over far enough to get a good idea. She was hilarious. Kinda miss her...
Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 09:58 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Dr. Sigmud Freud
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"If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!"
Posted by: Response to "What's wrong?" at February 12, 2020 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)
Also: "If you don't already know, there's no point trying to explain it you you!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 09:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (NWiLs
You complete me.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2020 09:59 PM (Um2IM)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 12, 2020 09:59 PM (7WaWV)
Because you're going down, as in, to bed?
I went to see my brand new daktari today and got not one, but two (count em') two flu shots. Both shoulders are pretty sore. Hope I don't get sick like I did from the other flu shots I've had, which is why I stopped getting them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:00 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs)
This was your anesthesiologist you say?
Did you at any point...ummm...snore during this conversation?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:00 PM (JCrfD)
Says the Pablo Escobar of Maple Crack.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 10:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2020 10:01 PM (P1f+c)
"Trickle
Down
Doesn't"
I'd ask him if he only approaches the poor to give him a job or buy his goods and services.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2020 10:01 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Hunter Biden ESQ, USN (ret) at February 12, 2020 10:01 PM (llOn+)
They may complain about them. They may find them to be a pain in the ass/back.
But very few will not appreciate a non-creepy 'notice' from the favored gender.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:01 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (HGUY+)
I say tits but probably cuz I've been hanging around my husband too long.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (dUJdY)
"Trickle
Down
Doesn't"
Posted by: Soothsayer
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I'm going to wait for Publius to comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (CDGwz)
No snoring but she was laughing about the shit I was telling her before she got me fully under.
Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (HaL55)
What do women want?
Posted by: Dr. Sigmud Freud at February 12, 2020 09:50 PM (IsG7k)
Butter.
Posted by: davidt at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (l3+k2)
Epicenter of coronavirus outbreak reports 14,840 new cases, including clinically diagnosed cases, and 242 new deaths
There are currently 60,017 confirmed cases worldwide, including 1,355 fatalities.
https://t.co/eUoE2b20hL
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
*fist bump*
Me too. Finally went to the doctor today, it's type A flu. My joints were really hurting and it felt like my head was going to split open when coughing but I'll probably live...
Posted by: lin-duh
Had something two weekends ago. Felt weird on Sunday, woke up 4:00 am Monday with a fever, called in sick. Woke up at 10:30 am in a pool of sweat and felt fine. No idea.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (S9U/P)
Jewells, you make it too easy sometimes, honey.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 09:58 PM (JCrfD)
I took Spirit Airlines once. Once! I didn't bother with the return trip.
It is shitty enough to be a government entity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2020 09:41 PM (OeWgo)
I think the designer / creator of the Lear Jet , Bill Lear named one of his daughters Shanda.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (KP5rU)
Really funny show and I love how Eugene Levy works with his son. So natural. And Annie Murphy is just precious. Those Canadians sure crank out some good comedians.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (sM+h7)
I had a legit mentally disturbed flight attendant the second time I flew them. There has been no third.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (PUmDY)
- 60,016 cases worldwide
- New criteria includes clinically diagnosed cases
- 16,067 suspected cases
- 1,355 fatalities
- 8,070 in serious/critical condition
- 5,611 recovered
- Most cases in China
- 25 countries reporting cases
8000 in serious/critical is the strain on the system
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (G546f)
During a 2006 Senate debate, Klobuchar spoke out in favor of more resources at the border - including a fence, and said it wasn't "right" that people were entering the country illegally while others were waiting to do it legally.
There goes the Klomentum
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (Ty/7D)
Down
Doesn't"
Pickup? Piss in the bed and see.
As for Quote Four: the cutest women I've ever known in my life had tiny breasts and the abs of teen male wrestlers.
My athlete teen daughter has thighs that could crush the skull of any boyfriend whose tongue didn't meet her approval. Did I just type that? I'm a horrible parent...
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:06 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (R76NL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (dUJdY)
The only thing they did right was charge more for overhead luggage than checked luggage. So they don't have the swarm of people with nearly-ruptured carry-ons trying to get in line first so they get the precious overhead space.
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (llOn+)
Posted by: wing at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: ALH at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (zZAUd)
This election is gonna be great.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:08 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: wing at February 12, 2020 10:09 PM (JFzNN)
Great for holding your cell phone too. Yeah.. I've done that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 10:09 PM (dUJdY)
I say tits but probably cuz I've been hanging around my husband too long.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (dUJdY)
I knew a girl who was... magnificently well proportioned who....
...
Where was I? Right. She referred to them as 'My Titties.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:10 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 12, 2020 10:10 PM (txdQo)
so this is today
[snip]
https://t.co/eUoE2b20hL
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (G546f)
====That's a nice resource. I see they mention:----Hubei province, China: The numbers include clinically-diagnosed cases, which means they were not confirmed by laboratory tests. ----That is the change that caused the jump in the numbers.Sacrifice to Pixy ... aaannnd ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:10 PM (XzVUd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNn361umypM
The line 'every night on my knees I pray,' was sung by Temptations founding member Paul Williams, who at the time was suffering from sickle cell, an alcoholic, and didn't have much longer to live. The band already had plans to replace him when they recorded this song in 1970.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (7LXZS)
so sick, and have all of these questions, but can you cover up your
titties first?"
She's got a point.
I know I've never said anything like that in a clinic. Or anywhere else for that matter.
In fact, I'm not even sure I understand those words in that order.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (HaL55)
Just got back from garden club and the speaker said that Ohio will lose all its buckeye trees cuz climate change.
My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I can see behind me know.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:03 PM (2DOZq)
Shanda? That's disgraceful.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (ZoYP9)
Tell her you love her, you appreciate her efforts to manage the household. You show physical affection. You don't put her down for her fading looks or her extra pounds or her white hair.
Treat her with kindness and tenderness and that, even though your head is on a swivel and you talk about other womens' tits, you're in it for the long haul.
See?
Easy peasy
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 10:12 PM (R76NL)
Everybody now!
Hitler had only got one ball.
Goering had two, but they were small,
Himmler was somewhat sim'lar,
And poor Goebbels had no balls at all!
Hitler had only got one ball!
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His motha', the dirty buggah,
She cut it off when Hitler was small.
Posted by: mnw at February 12, 2020 10:12 PM (Cssks)
Oh, FFS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:12 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 10:13 PM (bT7Yc)
...
Where was I? Right. She referred to them as 'My Titties.'
I knew a gal who had a birthday for hers every year. They were store-bought. And magnificent.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:13 PM (HaL55)
The Red Sox.
CAN WE GET THE BRAVES JUST ONCE, PLEASE?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:13 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2020 10:13 PM (MmFTx)
My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I can see behind me know.
Posted by: Ladyl
---
I hope you laughed out loud heartily.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (xSo9G)
Look, I'd happily rename myself 'Fuckwad' if it meant the rest of my life flying from executive terminal to executive terminal whenever I called.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Kat Timpg at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (llOn+)
169 Pixy steals all my white-space when I reply ... don't know why.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds
it's your cardboard membership
shell out for platinum and you get whitespaces and ampersands
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f)
I hope you laughed out loud heartily.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Clintonville.
One must be discreet.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
She'd get more votes hyping her surfing. If my teenage daughter is any indication.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:15 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 10:15 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:13 PM (HaL55)
These were most emphatically not store bought. The Hands of God, man.
There may come a day when they are not as magnificent as they are now-
But that is not this day!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Look, I'd happily rename myself 'Fuckwad' if it meant the rest of my life flying from executive terminal to executive terminal whenever I called.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (8erNz)
No, I mean, it is. That's what it means in Yiddish.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (ZoYP9)
Very nice ONT, Miss. Hum.
My wife showed me that target video the other day, I said why don't the men just stay home.
Showed the wife the how to keep a woman happy pic, she laughed, and said, "See, just three easy steps". Math isn't her strong suit.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (xSo9G)
What else is she going to hype, her eyeliner or foundation?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 10:15 PM (7LXZS)
Oh heck yes!
Damned alcohol intolerance.
I'm saving up for the TX Mome!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
Hmmm
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2020 10:17 PM (+ldAm)
When you're the only candidate with military experience, you cast yourself as an outsider, and shoot for the center, even if you're on the Left.
It's a smart play, and Tulsi is a smart candidate. She's not running for 2020, but 2024. If the hard Left implodes in '20 (spoiler alert: it seems highly likely), she'll be well placed to bring Communism to America in the disguise of patriotism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2020 10:17 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f)
Platinum test:
&
&&
&&&
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:17 PM (BiNEL)
- 60,016 cases worldwide
- New criteria includes clinically diagnosed cases
- 16,067 suspected cases
- 1,355 fatalities
- 8,070 in serious/critical condition
- 5,611 recovered
- Most cases in China
- 25 countries reporting cases
8000 in serious/critical is the strain on the system
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:05 PM (G546f)
That's more cases than either zika or ebola have had in the entirety of their existences.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2020 10:18 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 10:18 PM (UUkQp)
The bribe to MisHum worked!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:18 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (8erNz)
No, I mean, it is. That's what it means in Yiddish.
What's Yiddish for 'fuckwad'? I'll be at the Butler Aviation office at Oakland in two hours.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:18 PM (8erNz)
It's only money.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (yQpMk)
The guy arcing it off the balcony was too funny!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (pNxlR)
_YahoooooAFP
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (cNlpM)
A dump truck filled with chocolate-covered money.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:02 PM (HaL55)
Pas moi.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
*
'Old on, naow, Seargent! We don't want to go poppin' no Beatle! Just you wait.'
*
when they looked up to see what was hitting them
That's what really makes the story.
Drunk guy: 4 points.
Posted by: mindful webworker
click for a toonish webwork
at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (TIFWI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (xSo9G)
What else is she going to hype, her eyeliner or foundation?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-------
Her tan line?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:16 PM (ZoYP9)
So it's safe to say Bill Lear is not Jewish.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 10:18 PM (UUkQp)
But not those thousands of straight-shooting honest men and women of integrity filled with candor at the FBI/DOJ, nosiree!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (G546f)
I was wondering why it suddenly jumped up 15,000 cases today.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (7WaWV)
Seriously, hogmartin? Oh man, that makes it even worse.
Posted by: no good deed at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (MmFTx)
{{{Ladyl}}}
So you're not a fan of chocolate?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL)
wa?....
Thank you, Hum's...
great job!
Go get a bag o' oranges or cuties, a big jug o vodka, and relax while flippin booogers at bernie on TV. ====always makes me feel better
Posted by: LaRro at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (10GNe)
The guy arcing it off the balcony was too funny!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:19 PM (pNxlR)
---
I wonder if you'd find it as funny if it was you getting pissed on.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (Rz2Nc)
See comments @12 and @14
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:22 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 12, 2020 10:22 PM (43ySv)
203 do I drop $200 a ticket for two tickets and know those guys won't be nearly as good as expected or save the $400 and regret never seeing the Stones...
It's only money.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
--------
Kinda where I'm leaning.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2020 10:22 PM (+ldAm)
She shows occasional signs of sanity, which is more than we can say for anyone else. Even Buttstuff.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:23 PM (8erNz)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ws72hae
military times
U.S. Northern Command is executing plans to prepare for a potential pandemic of the novel coronavirus, now called COVID19, according to Navy and Marine Corps service-wide messages issued this week.
An executive order issued by the Joint Staff and approved by Defense Secretary Mark Esper this month directed Northern Command and geographic combatant commanders to initiate pandemic plans, which include ordering commanders to prepare for widespread outbreaks and confining service members with a history of travel to China.
The Navy and Marine Corps messages, issued Tuesday and Wednesday, respectively, reference an executive order directing U.S. Northern Command to implement the Department of Defense Global Campaign plan for Pandemic Influenza and Infectious Diseases 3551-13.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:23 PM (G546f)
human-rights laws that ban employers from enforcing gendered dress code
restrictions
I have never been so conflicted in my entire life.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (J+x1n)
Now, all I knew about Klobuchar is that she pretends to be Minnesota Nice, while being a tyrant to her staff, but what I didn't know that she was the chief prosecutor for the county Minneapolis is in for eight years.
As prosecutor, she aggressively went after criminals, including black criminals. She also refused to prosecute police who shot black criminals. All the usual suspects are screaming about this now, of course.
As Kamala Harris found out, unless you are a Soros-funded prosecutor who refuses to prosecute criminals, prosecutors are no longer acceptable Democratic candidates for the Presidency.
LOL. You made these rules Democrats - good luck dealing with them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (I2/tG)
Everything started to mellow out again around year 17.
Biggest lesson learned is to choose very carefully when and over what you plant the flag, otherwise slough everything else off baby.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (2exUI)
---
I would not vote for any Dem.
Ever.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (RU4sa)
She shows occasional signs of sanity, which is more than we can say for anyone else. Even Buttstuff.
As I said about Andrew Yang--I have zero in common with Tulsi about policy. Zilch. But at least she talks about real issues and is not overtly insane.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (JCrfD)
I guess this is just in case, right?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ws72hae
military times
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:23 PM (G546f)
Let's hope so. It's probably part of their mandate.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (XzVUd)
Might make better money.
AHEM! I mean...
Milady says to tell you about her sister, who failed statistics multiple times until she started following basketball. Which is good. She would not have been a good stripper.
Posted by: mindful webworker
click for a toonish webwork
at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TIFWI)
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 10:20 PM (32YRo)
I think it safe to say, the almost certain (and eventual) loss of our once Constitutional Republic cannot be blamed of President Trump, but upon sleazebag pseudo-Republican scum like Miss Lindsay and Tres Gowdy.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:22 PM (XzVUd)
Thanks!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (Rz2Nc)
Look at it this way, it's $60-100 dollars to go out to eat with drinks. So, 5 or 6 dinners out.
I just pissed that much away on ammo during the previous thread.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (yQpMk)
Kdabear will soon be along with the skimpy content, right?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (I2/tG)
{{{Ladyl}}}
So you're not a fan of chocolate?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL)
{{{Hrothgar}}}
It's not that--it's just that I never expect a guy to give me anything.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
Yeah that, but it wasn't the question. I'm in California and have resolutely never, EVER voted for a Democrat since the Supremes gave us Bakke. Eff them.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:26 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
---
*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:26 PM (RU4sa)
The people who go braless at work will not be the people that you want to go braless at work.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
Just got back from garden club and the speaker said that Ohio will lose all its buckeye trees cuz climate change.
My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I can see behind me know.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
And did this sooper genius offer an estimated year of when this would happen?
It would be funny to record this stupid stuff and then show up the next year and replay and ask.... well? are we there yet?
...and the year after, and the year after that...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
Corollary to the Speedo Postulate.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
I have $2000 in my wallet right now...
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
The unexpected gifts are the nicest.
Posted by: ALH at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (zZAUd)
Posted by: LaRro at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (10GNe)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (ykYG2)
Well, the guys in the lab or school she ended up in would have been better off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (3LyA5)
wow I did NOT know that!
I think the song is kinda sad
I might just be a hockey mom tho
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (DlsPn)
Its grubby stalls feature a dizzying array of animals including giant snakes, rats impaled on sticks and charred dogs with their hair seared off by blowtorches -- a gory scene described by some critics as "like walking through hell".
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMs
Grocery Store lady had a booth set up and was rolling strawberries in chocolate went I went in there today. Almost thought of buying myself chocolate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (2exUI)
If you are interested in doing it right, you better be willing to sign up for the long haul and some rocky roads!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Master Thespian at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (l3+k2)
Without question, when I was growing up, a great source for fun was to play street hockey, on our street and in our winter boots.
Far, far superior to that was to play ice hockey, outdoors, on natural ice. The parks department in my home town turned tennis courts, level areas and open fields into six outdoor ice sheets that they kept plowed and watered every night.
There were two of them within walking distance of our house. My friends, brothers and whoever else was there would get a pickup game going, six on six, five on five, whatever, and the best part was the inherent fairness of the game -- everybody played, and played the whole time. No first line, second line, blah, blah, blah. If you needed a breather, you sat on the snowbank until you were ready to get back in the game. Such great, great fun!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:30 PM (pNxlR)
My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I can see behind me know.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
And did this sooper genius offer an estimated year of when this would happen?
It would be funny to record this stupid stuff and then show up the next year and replay and ask.... well? are we there yet?
...and the year after, and the year after that...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (0ReGO)
A convenient 50 years from now, we won't around to prove him wrong
I wanted to tell him I'd console myself with all the free beachfront property that is certain to be available, since it will all be under water.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (cNlpM)
I am rapidly losing empathy for the Chinese.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:30 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (3LyA5)
As far as I know*, he didn't violate Article 88 of the UCMJ. So, that's something she's done that he hasn't.
* As far as I know.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (ZoYP9)
I think the song is kinda sad
I might just be a hockey mom tho
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 12, 2020 10:28 PM (DlsPn)
You're right. It does have a sadness to it.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (Y8PSl)
I have listened to women complain about bras for about 40 years.
Chapter 1 of My forthcoming book "Observations on the Fairer Sex":
If One Does It? They All Will.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (J+x1n)
Grocery Store lady had a booth set up and was rolling strawberries in chocolate went I went in there today. Almost thought of buying myself chocolate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (2DOZq)
See?
Take care of yourself and you won't need or expect someone to do it for you!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:31 PM (PUmDY)
s/on camera/in the senate/g
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (+y/Ru)
times until she started following basketball. Which is good. She would
not have been a good stripper.
*cough*baseball*cough*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (HaL55)
It's Zevon, his songs tend to be a little melancholy at times
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (2DOZq)
To roll around in?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (ZoYP9)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:26 PM (RU4sa
{{{Ladyl}}}
{{{SMH}}}
Well, you both post here, so you are exceptions to the general rule!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (BiNEL)
231 jmel: Daughter failed her first statistics test in college. She is now convinced she will flunk out and be forced to become a stripper.
In re: statistics, tell her, "Endeavor to persevere"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (pNxlR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRMjSGBHz7E
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
"Asia Carrera in... The Large Hardon Collider"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (J+x1n)
[IQ 145, physics major] had stayed in school instead of screwing around
on camera?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:27 PM (ykYG2)
Asia Carrera didn't matter, Sasha Grey did.
Or is that Little Richard didn't matter, Chuck Berry did?
I get confused.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 10:29 PM (2DOZq)
To roll around in?
Posted by: hogmartin at February
because he feels bad about using himself for sex the way he does.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (HALdu)
-
Michael Moore, for example.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 12, 2020 10:34 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (HALdu)
*shakes head*
Such a shanda.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:34 PM (ZoYP9)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:34 PM (ZoYP9)
[IQ 145, physics major] had stayed in school instead of screwing around
on camera?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February
you know there is something sad when you think of the young lasses that gave so much for hardcore that are not going to make it to the digital universe.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (HALdu)
Ever.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (RU4sa)
As God is my witness, neither will I.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:25 PM (BiNEL)
I am beginning to seriously suspect coordination between members of Congress and rogue members of the Executive Branch to undermine a properly elected US Government in this matter, and that is something the American people are very likely to NEVER forgive.
Lindsey Graham better hold on to his butt, because if that turns out to be the case, then he and Schiff and Nadler and Pelosi and McConnell and every other knuckle head over there are not going to believe what is about to happen to them next, not even while its happening to them.
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:14 PM (xSo9G)
What else is she going to hype, her eyeliner or foundation?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Her tan line?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
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I'm willing to take one for the team, by having a look.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (CDGwz)
Come on, it's not like those "words" in the Constitution or UCMJ actually mean anything.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
"Restaurateur Lince Rengkuan -- who serves bats including their heads and wings stewed in coconut milk and spices -- says the secret is preparation.
"If you don't cook the bat well then of course it can be dangerous," she said.
"We cook it thoroughly and so far the number of customers hasn't gone down at all.""
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:36 PM (cNlpM)
Except for the ones who don't want their tits sagging to their waist in early middle age.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:36 PM (I2/tG)
times until she started following basketball. Which is good. She would
not have been a good stripper.
*cough*baseball*cough*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy.
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If she writes "KKK" in the scorebook, prepare for trouble from someone.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (Y4EXg)
and then everyone gets older and a lot of kids just get BIGGER and also the defenders get way way better and the goalies get WAY WAY better
and your scorer isn't scoring
and then coach says "you're strong and fearless so...you can do this to help the team"
it's just kind of this heart wrenching thing that happens to a lot of guys who love hockey so much...
anyway it's a great song
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (DlsPn)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (PUmDY)
Hogmartin!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
...on the lobby poster, back to back, pistols at low ready.
Coming this summer...
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (ZoYP9)
Hogmartin!
Posted by: Ladyl
Why do I think these guys are at a bar with fake IDs?
Posted by: Miklos, seen it all at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
And this is also too common. As the CDC and others have stated, the tests are unreliable because of false negatives (50%-70%).
There are a number of cases in which people with coronavirus initially test negative. In Tianjin, health officials say a woman developed symptoms on January 25. Her tests on Feb. 5, 8, and 10 came back as negative. The test on Feb. 12 was positive for coronavirus.
https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/ 1227777126922948608
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (wumkW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Hogmartin!
Posted by: Ladyl
Why do I think these guys are at a bar with fake IDs?
Posted by: Miklos, seen it all at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Because they are!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Ever.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:24 PM (RU4sa)
As God is my witness, neither will I.
Posted by: Ladyl
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Qualification; in the primary, as an unaffiliated voter, it is highly likely that I will vote for the Bernster. Bwahahahahaha.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (CDGwz)
"Asia Carrera in... The Large Hardon Collider"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:33 PM (ykYG2)
My inner geek just asserted itself and I am laughing like crazy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:36 PM (I2/tG)
Too late.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 12, 2020 10:39 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:39 PM (HALdu)
Qualification; in the primary, as an unaffiliated voter, it is highly likely that I will vote for the Bernster. Bwahahahahaha.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:38 PM (CDGwz)
Ohhhh do. Please do!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 10:40 PM (wumkW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:37 PM (PUmDY)
Elsa Lanchester was smoking hot back in the 30's.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 10:40 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (RU4sa)
I would be pissed. Feel like work and no overtime
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2020 10:41 PM (0TbLI)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:41 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 12, 2020 10:41 PM (z7i63)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2020 10:41 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
167 Happy Wednesday Horde.
Just got back from garden club and the speaker said that Ohio will lose all its buckeye trees cuz climate change.
My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I can see behind me now.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
You should have told the speaker that the pluckiest Ohioans would migrate north with the trees, invade southern Ontario across Lake Erie, kick those icebacks' sorry asses further north, and then drop trow and fart in the general direction of mewling quims moaning over the lost buckeyes back in ex-Ohio.
I tell you, those tribes on the Eurasian steppes did not cotton to any bemoaning about the desolation they left in their paths.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (PUmDY)
Interesting quote on braless women. Reading the NY Post article they, with one exception, talk to a lot of women with tiny titties. Sounds like going braless is fine for the wee-chested, but I guess any woman bigger than a B cup isn't likely to follow for the fact that the bigger the tits the more issues a woman has to deal with.
But it's always nice talking tits. Or thinking tits. Or observing tits.
I like tits.
Posted by: Robert at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (j0NIn)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:39 PM (HALdu)
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I didn't vote at all in 2008, and Romney was out of desperation, to my eternal regret.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Insomniac
--------
Time for my periodic posting of link to Sydney Harris cartoon:
https://tinyurl.com/tuk95wh
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
If not a lot twisted.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Northernlurker
A gentleman would perform that service.
Posted by: bemonocled Miklos at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/vmg4y4w
https://tinyurl.com/s5yemv9
https://tinyurl.com/qwzormp
https://tinyurl.com/v6p3ep6
https://tinyurl.com/sxdfspy
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:21 PM (RU4sa)
Better to be pissed off than pissed on, I alway say.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (NWiLs)
mccain and romeny, who are distinguished from democrats by the (R) after
their names.
Thanks for your concern, but I voted against TFG.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)
Dang.
I never think of good comebacks like this.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: SMH at February
I regret every vote between Reagan and Trump, however, every vote I made was better than the dem alternative.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (HALdu)
hey hogmartin
hey ladyl
yeah, the movie trailer will have a voice over by that guy : "In a world where (insert dystopian scenario here)...
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (PUmDY)
The GnR song? I love that one.
Posted by: Jonah G. at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac
It's modern gender theory, simplified version.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 12, 2020 10:44 PM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
mccain and romeny, who are distinguished from democrats by the (R) after
their names.
Thanks for your concern, but I voted against TFG.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February
And the point you are trying to make is what?
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:44 PM (HALdu)
A number of reports are trying to make something of the fact that 20% of the reported cases in China are outside Wuhan's province, but only 3% of the deaths.
They take these numbers seriously in their analyses, as opposed to the obvious alternative - that the Chinese Communist Party is lying through its teeth.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:44 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Pangaea at February 12, 2020 10:45 PM (2N7oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/v35kzt4
https://tinyurl.com/r4haqec
https://tinyurl.com/rfnfmnh
https://tinyurl.com/uodtv4b
https://tinyurl.com/ukuvppd
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 10:45 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:45 PM (PUmDY)
the NCOIC of the event, female, had been my 1SG about a decade before, so i remarked on it whilst we were catching up.
turns out she, the RN, had told her that she did that shit on purpose to distract nervous GI's from the needle stick.
what a patriot!
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (+fZqU)
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 10:35 PM (32YRo)
There are some very persistent, and some very powerful people interested in an end to the bs. They will not look kindly upon those who have pledged to help end it and don't put their all into it.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (cNlpM)
(delete line break)
https://www.cnnphilippines.com/news/2020/2/12/
59-coronavirus-case-contacts-flu-like-symptoms.html
I'm worried that they're releasing patients who.test negative as there hace been many false negatives that later get confirmed
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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I will never forget picking up one of my early girlfriends after work. I'm driving along, and she does the bra-removed-through-the-sleeve trick, which I had never witnessed.
I was astonished...managed to keep the car on the road, put it was a close run thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (CDGwz)
I thought I was posting on the Wednesday ont and no on my stupid smartphone, I was posting on the Tuesday ont.
Just wanted to say thanks to MisHum. And I'm sorry he has the crud. Jules does too its miserable.
Now for a non important question, is Pete butt plug the mayor or the former mayor? I hear both from the media all the time. Can any of these assholes get it straight?
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (JRtqr)
A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker
click for reality check
at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (TIFWI)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:43 PM (HALdu)
I voted for Dukakis. Bush wasn't deep state enough for me.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 12, 2020 10:47 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:47 PM (HaL55)
https://tinyurl.com/v35kzt4
https://tinyurl.com/r4haqec
https://tinyurl.com/rfnfmnh
https://tinyurl.com/uodtv4b
https://tinyurl.com/ukuvppd
Posted by: kbdabear at February
Some night you have to feature the ettes boob pics.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:47 PM (HALdu)
I will never forget picking up one of my early girlfriends after work. I'm driving along, and she does the bra-removed-through-the-sleeve trick, which I had never witnessed.
I was astonished...managed to keep the car on the road, put it was a close run thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (CDGwz)
I remember seeing that on Crocodile Dundee.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:47 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (CDGwz)
Pshaw.
Every woman can do that by the time she's 16.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
He has a NR column on the Stone Debacle that at turns is a, on the one hand, and on the other travesty of an article and ultimately he blames Trump for everything.
All these never trumpers suck.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (2exUI)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Insomniac
My wife assured me, all three steps were correct.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (Rz2Nc)
I was astonished...managed to keep the car on the road, put it was a close run thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
The origin of the car bra.
You musta got rich in the 80s.
Posted by: Miklos, no envy at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
I think they've pushed the "Eating insects as protein is the hot new trend!"
And they also had an article once about how the new thing for wedding photos were for the bridal party to do a photoshoot in their lingerie because they found 2 brides that made their bridesmaids do it.
Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (Z7lwY)
D cup and above, going braless feels like two cats fighting inside your blouse
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (qAR6u)
D'oh. I missed it..
Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (bttOm)
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (LxTcq)
Regarding statistics. It is kind of hard to wrap your brain around. For the probability portion, try playing D&D. (This will also help should your student be taking a course on medieval weaponry.) The stats portion (normal distributions, t-tests, etc.) I don't have a simple solution for.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (rWZ8Y)
You're not too bright, are you?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February
Heh, compared with the 5 watts you are giving off I am the fucking sun baby.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 10:50 PM (oVJmc)
https://youtu.be/HOIzRdDo_3I
Posted by: Northernlurker
I'm amused. Nice job. They looked like they were having fun.
Posted by: Bradley Manning at February 12, 2020 10:50 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 10:50 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (G546f)
---
Health experts warn Congress coronavirus may hit US hard in next two to four weeks
https://tinyurl.com/tzm5xbp
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:51 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (HALdu)
Fuck off.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:51 PM (HaL55)
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2020 10:49 PM (LxTcq)
I gave my love a chicken that had no bone.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 10:51 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Robert at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (j0NIn)
No greater wisdom has been uttered on this blog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 10:51 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: mindful webworker
According to the bar code reader, that means 50% off, but off what?
Posted by: Miklos, clipping those coupons at February 12, 2020 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 12, 2020 10:52 PM (rWZ8Y)
The origin of the car bra.
You musta got rich in the 80s.
Posted by: Miklos, no envy at February 12, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Cars all go braless these days.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 10:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 10:52 PM (dc/3p)
Pshaw.
Every woman can do that by the time she's 16.
Posted by: Ladyl
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No doubt...but it wasn't something I had ever witnessed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:52 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February
Wasn't she married to kid rock or someone for about the same amount of time?
Did her most recent husband get to have sex with her? 200k divided by the number of time might work out ok, maybe?
When she was hot, she was smoking.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:53 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 10:50 PM (oVJmc)
I'd hit. But not for $200K.
Posted by: Jon Peters at February 12, 2020 10:53 PM (2N7oZ)
Hell, even Susan Lucci eventually won the Emmy after losing for a couple of decades. So it would make more sense to name your team the Atlanta Susans.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 10:53 PM (GcvMs)
I was astonished...managed to keep the car on the road, put it was a close run thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (CDGwz)
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It's even more impressive while wearing body armor.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (RU4sa)
59 contacts of confirmed coronavirus cases in Philppines show flu-like symptoms
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (G546f)
Stupid editor made up the headline. The article says "red flag symptoms" NOT "flu-like".
The early symptoms are:
- dry cough
- fever
- malaise
This is distinct from flu (and SARS and MERS). See video resource at comment @14.
So Philippines looks like it may be the first center outside China.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (XzVUd)
And to think I could have taken my show on the road, as it were!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
Yippee!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Congrats! Must have required a lot of discipline.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (xSo9G)
Well I see this has escalated badly.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (aA3+G)
is that crazy?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (G546f)
Yippee!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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You punched a 7-year-old kid?
That's just mean.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 10:50 PM (oVJmc)
I thought she just got married to some rich guy. He should be able to cover it.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 10:55 PM (Rz2Nc)
A few drunks must have said "can you show me your titties first"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 10:55 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: JROD at February 12, 2020 10:55 PM (DCJx/)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 10:55 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (RU4sa)
Sometimes the girls just have to be let loose.
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 10:55 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 10:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (RU4sa)
Flak jacket, while driving a 5 ton. Seen it.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 10:56 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:56 PM (xSo9G)
I believe the legal terms are "sublet with right of use" and "Quimclaim".
Posted by: Miklos, not an attorney in your State or Province at February 12, 2020 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 10:57 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February
nice
Posted by: not so
Lord Uck a Duck
Posted by: Roddy "Miklos" McDowell at February 12, 2020 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 12, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Joey B. at February 12, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 12, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno)
Where they always are: fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on cardboardeaux.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (xSo9G)
....
Thanks!
Been in ketosis for 6 weeks and at the gym 5 days a week.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 11:00 PM (dc/3p)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February
Hmmm, what could it be?
What could it be?
How could this have happened?
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:00 PM (HALdu)
Everything started to mellow out again around year 17.
Biggest lesson learned is to choose very carefully when and over what you plant the flag, otherwise slough everything else off baby.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 10:23 PM (5KnDh)
Mine shit the bed in year 24. I just couldn't get along with her boyfriend.
Posted by: free tibet at February 12, 2020 11:00 PM (mhs6e)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 11:00 PM (dc/3p)
Good on ya!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:01 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (cNlpM
If it becomes known that members of one or both Houses of Congress actively colluded with rouge DOJ members, namely Executive Branch members, to alter criminal sentencing guidelines, lie to Executive Branch officials, and alter the course of current court cases involving politically sensitive prosecutions to their own or some other third party's benefit, then the Rubicon would have been finally crossed and a constitutional breach would have occurred that will only be rectified by charges of treason - there is no other term to describe such a breach. Its stunning in its proportions.
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 11:01 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: New York Magazine Publishers at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Downcast at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (JCx0V)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: New York Magazine Publishers at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (JRtqr)
'Assholes' and 'straight' when talking about former Mayor Buttplug does not compute. Illogical.
Posted by: Norman # 1, Shutting Down at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
But the adorable sweater will never get finished!
Posted by: Knit one, perl two Miklosii at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm trying hard to get back on the wagon but keep failing
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (G546f)
Get an accountability buddy. Makes it easier.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Froederick Fonkensteen at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
*types*
~~~
*deletes*
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (G546f)
try a different wagon?
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)
Yes, unfortunately.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: New York Magazine Publishers at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
I warned them.
Posted by: Winston Wolf at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (2N7oZ)
But we already know something like that happened with the IC IG, "the whistle blower" and Schiffs team.
So the Rubicon has not simply been crossed it been jumped Evel Knevel style over the snake river.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (2exUI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:05 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 11:05 PM (El6T/)
I'd believe us before I'd believe the ChiComs. Which isn't saying much...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:05 PM (HaL55)
I wanted to fix my cioppino from a few nights ago but it was disappointing, watery and way too mild for me. So tonight I threw in tomato sauce and a fukc-ton of Tabasco, blackened seasoning, spicy salt and smoky seasoning.
If it works, think I'll call it smoked cioppino...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: New York Magazine Publishers at February
Why do dogs lick their balls?
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)
{{{SMH}}} I don't believe anything they say already, why would I start believing them when they give me pandemic data?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)
They'll do like Ebola. Declare that it's not infectious in a particular way, and they will be correct on the technical sense. But the way that the average person has understanding it will be the exact opposite.
Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: SMH
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The reason no one can get actual numbers out of China is that their government simply don't know how to relay truth to the populace.
"What? You want to know what's ACTUALLY OCCURRING? um... we're not sure how to do that."
...Of course, yeah, ours is the same way.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (GcvMs)
(delete line break)
https://www.cnnphilippines.com/news/2020/2/12/
59-coronavirus-case-contacts-flu-like-symptoms.html
I'm worried that they're releasing patients who.test negative as there hace been many false negatives that later get confirmed
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:46 PM (G546f)
Singapore, Japan, and Philippines have crossed the magic number of 50 cases like China did 6 weeks ago (official CCP numbers).
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (jC0ox)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (NWiLs)
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As it stands for me, I'll believe it's a crisis here when media and govt types start dropping like flies.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (xSo9G)
I had to get shots in the palms of my hands last year.
I made whimpering noises.
I couldn't help it.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: not so
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Because you're not clever enough to put gravy on yours.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (GcvMs)
Ha! Like heck he will! And you'll be shocked when he comes home and wants you to die to save the earth and get out of xis way.
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (7uSB+)
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Home of the busiest McDonalds on Earth. You should have stopped to get a t-shirt.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:05 PM (HaL55)
There's nothing to worry about. Maybe.
Posted by: CDC at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (J+x1n)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Robert at February 12, 2020 10:42 PM (j0NIn)
I find your views are relevant to my interests and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (qAR6u)
reassure me morons
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
.....
This.
I credit it all to a naggy gf.
She makes sure I'm eating better and, save one minor bout with George Dickel, have stayed off the sauce.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2020 11:08 PM (MMC4G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:02 PM (xSo9G)
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lol
I got mine last Friday at the VA.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:08 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:08 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:08 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (ykYG2)
The bad movie memories are nothing that a little home self-trepanation can't cure
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Taco John's for the win.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (2N7oZ)
way, and they will be correct on the technical sense. But the way that
the average person has understanding it will be the exact opposite.
The only thing that PROGDA will report 24/7 is that it was caused by OrangeManBad and we'll be on our own.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (HaL55)
reassure me morons
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (ykYG2)
Birds of Prey fans are attempting to tank it because they don't want it to do better than that shit show.
Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
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Baker has a great Del Taco with a splendid view of the Worlds Largest Thermometer. Man, do I have to plan everything?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (PUmDY)
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That'd be a damn shame if 1.) an overrated idiot lost all his box office mojo; 2.) a movie made out of a video game flopped.
I don't think I can weep enough to cover those twin horrors.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (GcvMs)
from Los Alamos Lab
with funding from.DARPA
The Novel Coronavirus, 2019-nCoV, is Highly Contagious and More Infectious Than Initially Estimated
finds the r0 is likely between 4.7 and 6.6.
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/
10.1101/2020.02.07.20021154v1
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (NWiLs)
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As it stands for me, I'll believe it's a crisis here when media and govt types start dropping like flies.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (RU4sa)
AMEN!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (aA3+G)
A particularly rude/stupid young family, eastern European/Russki/Ukrainian, couldn't pin it down exactly. Little kids effing up everything, noise, can't recall exactly but one of them with his shoes on his hands, touching all kinds of things with them.
Finally the dad seemed to sense how awful they were, and attempted to get them under control. Barely did. Mom was useless. Wow, quite an impression.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (El6T/)
https://youtu.be/JFPbRPqH4Eo
Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (Z7lwY)
https://tinyurl.com/usg22ww
Not Japan. They don't count the cruise ship.Hong Kong is at 50
Philipines is at 3
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (HaL55)
Well Trump's budget completely defunded HHS, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (PUmDY)
Congrats, BC. That's awesome.
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (JRtqr)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness
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He'll have to do better to compete with Ronald Reagan, who invented AIDS in his imagination, then closed his eyes, concentrated, and willed it into existence with his paranormal power of hate.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:12 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Downcast at February 12, 2020 11:12 PM (JCx0V)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (El6T/)
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That's why Barstow is sometimes known as the Uzbekistan of the West.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (XVuno)
I am not sure if the Chicom are lying or do not have good info
It's not that "the Chicom" are lying. It's that the whole system there is rigged against the truth.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (XzVUd)
Err... putting her tits on display is Jennifer Aniston's job. That's what she gets paid for.
Putting your tits on display is not your job. You don't get paid for that.
Seems pretty simple.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:10 PM (xSo9G)
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Dunno.
Didn't bother to ask what kind of flu shot it was.
I went primarily for my back spasms, for which I was prescribed methocarbamol.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (RU4sa)
A number of reports are trying to make something of the fact that 20% of the reported cases in China are outside Wuhan's province, but only 3% of the deaths.
They take these numbers seriously in their analyses, as opposed to the obvious alternative - that the Chinese Communist Party is lying through its teeth.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 10:44 PM (I2/tG)
The treatment for this kind of infection is to keep the patient from dying until his body can clear the virus. So the most serious cases are going to need around the clock care, with all sorts of meds and possibly intubation. If you have a dozen cases in your town that can happen.
But if you have ten thousand, most people are going to maybe get meds and an IV. So you'd expect the fatalities to go up sharply as the case load increases in a given area.
It may be the Chicoms are lying, but it's also possible the situation is evolving so quickly they're working off of outdated information.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: SMH
if Trump stops doing rallies it means the virus is bad here
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:14 PM (G546f)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Downcast
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Did you promptly get out of your car and shit on the ground?
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:08 PM (HALdu)
The pangolin story was a dumb desperate move by the CCP. It went from there is a lot of evidence this was made in a lab, but it could have jumped from a bat to a human; To oh shit, the ChiComs really did create super aerosol Bat-SARS HIV in that Wuhan Lab and it escaped.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (jC0ox)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (XzVUd)
Totes unlike here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (BiNEL)
Some night you have to feature the ettes boob pics.
With every Compliance Pic post, kbdabear secretly inserts hot pics of TWO AOSHQ 'ettes!\
Can you spot them?
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 12, 2020 11:16 PM (J+x1n)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:16 PM (PUmDY)
Wait until they cancel the national political conventions this summer.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:15 PM (jC0ox)
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This is just cynical, man. The Chicoms do everything right.
Posted by: Tom Friedman at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (l9m7l)
It's not that "the Chicom" are lying. It's that the whole system there is rigged against the truth.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February
There is that, however, the other thing is that they lie too.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:14 PM (G546f)
Yes, that would scare the hell out of me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (BiNEL)
https://tinyurl.com/usg22ww
Not Japan. They don't count the cruise ship.Hong Kong is at 50
Philipines is at 3
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:11 PM (XzVUd
Thanks. I meant Hong Kong and Japan came out.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (jC0ox)
"Basically we've outsourced our entire industry to China," retired Brig. Gen. John Adams told NBC News. "That is a strategic vulnerability."
https://tinyurl.com/y3oaknky
"We can't make penicillin anymore," said Gibson. "The last penicillin plant in the United States closed in 2004."
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: qdpsteve
This could result in a circular argument.
Posted by: Miklos, shade tree rhetoritician at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Wait until they cancel the national political conventions this summer.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG)
The election was unconstitutional because the Democrats couldn't hold their convention!
Posted by: Some bimbo at CNN at February 12, 2020 11:18 PM (wGeit)
Possibly. in the one case near Seattle, the patient was getting all sorts of experimental antiviral drugs, to see which ones worked.
You're right - you can do that for the first hundred cases in Seattle, but not the first ten thousand.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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If you REALLY overdid it with the spices, add a few peeled potatoes and don't cook it anymore. Give it a few hours to rest and fish out (SWIDT?) the taters.
Sometimes this works.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 11:18 PM (Y4EXg)
I have wondered how to de-spice things a little sometimes...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH
Hillary was largely responsible for outsourcing of vaccines, etc.
The only part of HillaryCare that got put into policy and practice.
Posted by: Miklos, lest one forget at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
So the Rubicon has not simply been crossed it been jumped Evel Knevel style over the snake river.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (2exUI)
As reprehensible as that was - it was not a coordinated effort to thwart the executive branch from carrying out one of its primary functions, ie law enforcement and legal adjudication of federal court cases - that affront was an attempt to remove the President/Chief Executive because of a political dispute. The Executive Branch can carry on its duties effectively with another President if that happens - this is something much, much more nefarious - its an attempt to run primary executive branch functions through a separate branch of government using illicit and non-constitutional means. ie getting court cases adjudicated to suit non-executive branch goals or objectives thru collusion with underhanded Congressmen. It better have not happened.
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:06 PM (RU4sa)
I hate fake good news.
All I want to know is will the funerals be televised?
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (Y8PSl)
Sounds like the rugby dorm.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (PUmDY)
Arrived a tech school dorm in Air Force from Basic. Guy with no shirt on yelling out the window "I am iron man!" while Black Sabbath cranked in the background, and another guy who had locked himself out of his 2nd floor room trying to get in via another dorm room window with toilet paper wrapped around his waist as a safety line.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Taco John's for the win.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 11:09 PM (2N7oZ)
Nah. Taco Bueno. That was the BEST!
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (7uSB+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (TdMsT)
I would
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (HALdu)
evolving so quickly they're working off of outdated information.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (wGeit)
It's both. The Chicoms lie selectively. Their data may be mostly good, which is assumed by medical researchers outside of China. Otherwise all bets are off. The JHU data is the best we have and it rules out panic for now.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (XzVUd)
Very easy to use.
https://tinyurl.com/
Posted by: Use Me! at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (/LQkF)
Thanks guys!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
triumphally driving north on the center lane of US1 or as we know it here, South Dixie Hwy. Usually see three maybe four of these with the flag in an entire year in my blue neck of the woods. I hope that last guy was wearing a helmet with the TDS we've seen lately from the left.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (IRxbd)
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior
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Clearly a washout from jump school.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (Y4EXg)
they already are
thete are reports that not sick dissidents have been thrown into the quarantine hospitals
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (jC0ox)
You're right - you can do that for the first hundred cases in Seattle, but not the first ten thousand.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)
I know if I get it I want to get it now, when a half dozen people in bunny suits are fawning over me in the ICU, and not four months from now when new patients get a rectangular spot on the floor in the local high school gym.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:21 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: not so
We always lie. This is true.
Posted by: Sino-Miklos, defying your Imperialist Running Dog Western logic at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (Ewo9R)
We can't make penicillin anymore," said Gibson. "The last penicillin plant in the United States closed in 2004."
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (RU4sa)
What could possibly go wrong with depending on a Communist entity for vital supplies, and besides, think of the money we've saved!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (BiNEL)
Guessing that they do not want to have an opportunity go to waste to the
chicom are going to use this emergency to get rid of some difficult
citizens.
I would
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (HALdu)
Already have. Daily-mail had a story on a Falun Gong dissident who was classified as having the coronavirus and put in quarantine (where he will probably get it).
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (XzVUd)
Mighty concerned about her
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:20 PM (7uSB+)
Ha - ain't no Taco Bueno in Laramie.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (2N7oZ)
from Los Alamos Lab
with funding from.DARPA
The Novel Coronavirus, 2019-nCoV, is Highly Contagious and More Infectious Than Initially Estimated
finds the r0 is likely between 4.7 and 6.6.
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/
10.1101/2020.02.07.20021154v1
Posted by: vmom 2020
I didn't read the study, but that's consistent with a long incubation period and aerosol transmission (in addition to contact transfer). Did they consider the lack of diagnostic tools in the lengthening the period before someone is isolated, or is that on top of this R0.
Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (B7KlG)
I still have hopes that the epidemic can be contained before it hits the US.
We will see.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (I2/tG)
"Basically we've outsourced our entire industry to China," retired
Brig. Gen. John Adams told NBC News. "That is a strategic
vulnerability."
https://tinyurl.com/y3oaknky
"We can't make penicillin anymore," said Gibson. "The last penicillin plant in the United States closed in 2004."
Who was teh sooper genius who did that to us?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (HaL55)
Putting your tits on display is not your job. You don't get paid for that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:13 PM (Ewo9R)
Errrr, Aniston has tits that she CAN get paid for displaying. You do NOT.
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (7uSB+)
I don't think there's been a bug since 2004 that isn't resistant to penicillin.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (wGeit)
At the end of the day, the economy is more important to countries and governments than people's lives.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (jC0ox)
Mighty concerned about her
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)
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Dengue fever, baby!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (RU4sa)
I wonder what the NeverTrump "Creative Destruction" types like Kevin Williamson would say to that....
Posted by: kbdabear at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (qAR6u)
So the Rubicon has not simply been crossed it been jumped Evel Knevel style over the snake river.
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 11:04 PM (2exUI)
"Citizen's Committee of Vigilance" does have a certain charm in it's phrasing, doesn't it?
And I'll tell you something.
It's the traitors on ou(R) side, for to whom I would mete out the harshest punishment.
Democrats get a rope, drop and snap.
T(R)aito(R)s get a slow lift, a long dangle and our laughter as the last sounds they'll ever hear.
None of them get a Firing Squad. That would imply that they had some right to die with Honor. Of which, they have none.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
I do not understand these words, in any order.
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (Y8PSl)
Whenever something is too spicy I will almost always just try to keep going and get my tongue to adjust.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:26 PM (PUmDY)
Jim
HEY!
Posted by: MBA Miklos, sourcing for Joe's Crab Shack at February 12, 2020 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm happy that hygiene in US cities is so stringent that the virus can't spread even in high-density locations.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 11:26 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:26 PM (XVuno)
Seriously, it's an incredibly stupid argument.
Kirk Douglas got paid for running around shirtless.
Do these women really want to see Malbert from Accounting running around shirtless at work? I don't think so.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:27 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Sino-Miklos, defying your Imperialist Running Dog Western logic at February
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: SMH
yes
the last I heard is that most of the kids that get it only get the milder symptoms, so of course they are spreading it everywhere
remember, those that get it pray they don't progress to Pneumonia, coz that's the killer
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Skimpy ONT at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (Pgcou)
When you get a body bag covered with a towel in the high school hallway, then it is time to really get concerned!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (BiNEL)
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (PUmDY)
Sometimes Malbert pee red.
People these days just don't have any familiarity with the classics.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 11:19 PM (32YRo)
No question that we are in dangerous territory!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (BiNEL)
Has anyone heard of children coming down with the coronavirus?
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (RU4sa)
Dr John Campbell ( link @ 14 ) has said that medical literature indicates that children are less susceptible and less likely to have severe illness. However, data is sparse.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:28 PM (PUmDY)
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CNN is lethal to viruses that have an ounce of intelligence.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (aA3+G)
I'm gonna go ahead and force the EPA to declare my entire kitchen a Superfund site.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (RU4sa)
Pregnant mothers passed it to babies (1 or 2 cases). Reports are after age 12 is when it hits you, if true. It does disproportionately affect Asian Males.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:30 PM (jC0ox)
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at February 12, 2020 11:23 PM (2N7oZ)
Ain't no Taco Bueno a *lot* of places (like where I am), sadly.
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:30 PM (7uSB+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (PUmDY)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (QzJWU) ]/i]
No firing squads for traitors, I think it is enshrined in the manual!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Bob Dole at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: MBA Miklos, sourcing for Joe's Crab Shack
Man, this nic brings out some irritation. Used to be you'd get a good meal at Joe's Crab Shack. Her Majesty and I went to one for the first time in some years and it was awful. It closed soon after.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:32 PM (IRxbd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:24 PM (PUmDY)
All sorts of folks posting about chi-chis on this thread. Of course they still exist.
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:32 PM (7uSB+)
Posted by: free tibet at February 12, 2020 11:32 PM (g7ulT)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 12, 2020 10:10 PM (txdQo)
You can say that again! Oh, wait. You did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (LxWV7)
Belgium has 3 locations.
I know, not very helpful. Sorry.
I still wanna make the drive to Texas Roadhouse in Corona, CA before too long. Preferably on the way to, or back, from Pechanga.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Or a Sicilian mama will force you to marry her daughter Immaculata.
Posted by: O Sole Mikloso at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
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That sounds like a good strategy.
Posted by: Pandora at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 11:26 PM (7rVsF)
Especially in places with really huge Chinatowns, like San Francisco!
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (7uSB+)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:32 PM (IRxbd)
Barely an inconvenience...
Posted by: Chicom Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)
My underwear drawer is currently under pre-CERCLIS screening.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (2N7oZ)
Just read this headline at daily rag
Michigan discusses unionizing marijowana industry...what could go wrong?
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (SxBH1)
It's way more successful than Chi Coms. Somehow a handful of rice, a cup of muddy river water, and maybe a few slivers of rat meat on holidays just wasn't what the American public was looking for in fast casual dining.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (Ewo9R)
Now I REALLY gotta go! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Xia Baolong, a close aide to President Xi Jinping, will take over as director of the Hong Kong and Macau Affairs Office
https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/ 1227811215700787203
I'll assume it's way worse in Hong Kong and is about to accelerate.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (jC0ox)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (RU4sa)
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"Clump of cells" is the preferred nomenclature.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 12, 2020 10:11 PM (G546f)
Does the Cat scan show a tiny Bat-Signal on the lungs?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 11:35 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: free tibet at February 12, 2020 11:35 PM (g7ulT)
Posted by: Bob Dole at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (XVuno)
I loved those commercials!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 11:35 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (jC0ox)
Nuts, I have ex-pat Hong Kong friends here!
Posted by: Chicom Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:35 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The crabs must be fed a balanced, sustainable diet of cucks and lefties.
Posted by: Miklos, from the Canal Corporate Kitchens at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (PUmDY)
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Go long in Beijing Factory No. 397 Tank Tread Cleaner!
Posted by: JT Marlin at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (IRxbd)
Video of children being bagged.
https://tinyurl.com/ttcn5rh
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)
People suck.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (vVOK2)
Silly. Xi is still consolidating power. Never let a crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (XzVUd)
People come from a LONG way to eat there. Probably Lakewood's most profitable restaurant. Place is packed every weekend.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Some "traffic safety" protestors have started using the tactic of having a group of people continuously crossing the street in a legal crosswalk, thereby blocking the street to traffic. (The pedestrians are crossing the street "legally", you see.)
They've done this the last three days, and on each occasion an enraged driver has tried to drive through the crosswalk.
Today, the enraged driver was driving a Prius.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:37 PM (I2/tG)
Just read this headline at daily rag
Michigan discusses unionizing marijowana industry...what could go wrong?
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (SxBH1)
Heh. For the first time since it was made illegal you might have trouble getting pot in Michigan.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 12, 2020 11:37 PM (wGeit)
Now I REALLY gotta go! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Red Lobster does.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:37 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:32 PM (IRxbd)
The virus was the ChiComs response to the Hong Kong protests. Kill off the protesters and, voila!, no more protests. It is the way of all totalitarian governments.
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (Y8PSl)
Red Lobster used to have classic buffalo wings to die for. Unfortunately they're no longer on the menu. At least they still have the crab alfredo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Old crab fisherman joke:
Captain of a crab boat is drinking in a bar. A guy rushes in and says "Joe! Terrible news! Your mother-in-law's body just washed up on the beach and she was just crawling with crabs."
Joe: "Well, put a line on her and set her out again."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Miklos, 14% list to starboard at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (7uSB+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
All in days work citizen.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (IRxbd)
Yes. Highest in Han Chinese and Japanese.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (jC0ox)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (qu1px)
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (7uSB+)
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Donated his brain to science?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (XVuno)
Video of children being bagged.
https://tinyurl.com/ttcn5rh
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)
People suck.
Posted by: tcn in AK
Good Lord.
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: SMH
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I pound on this fact everyday.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (Y8PSl)
Just like a neutron bomb, but without those nasty international implications about using atomic weapons!
How's Taiwan doing by the way?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (XVuno)
What brain? Not in evidence.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
All in days work citizen.
Posted by: Joe Biden
You can't correct an open tag without a slight Indian accent.
Posted by: Joe, slow at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Glad you said that, I want to make wings for lunch tomorrow and needed to get them out of the freezer.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)
If you ever wonder if government theater is universal, wonder no more.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 11:41 PM (2B9A/)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rewubws
Posted by: Hi! at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (/LQkF)
I can make great wings at home, only prob is I have to use my deep fryer which is no fun to clean.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)
cooking in their biomedical warfare labs to trim down their population
and mostly to warn us that they can and are willing to do this. Life is
cheap in China. The chicom elite doesn't care if a million Chinese die
as long as the USA takes a hit.
We should use this opportunity to take back our manufacturing sector from them. We really shouldn't be funding our enemies.
If there was a giant sucking sound of manufacturing jobs exiting China, then they wouldn't have our money to build up their military. The world would be a more peaceful place, IMHO.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (HaL55)
Man, this nic brings out some irritation. Used to be you'd get a good meal at Joe's Crab Shack. Her Majesty and I went to one for the first time in some years and it was awful. It closed soon after.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 11:31 PM (7rVsF)
Little back-story on that. Originally, in the late '80s when Joe's Crab Shack went large with 100s of locations, it was part of the Landry's Restaurant Group, owned by billionaire Tillman Fertita.
Landry's owns about 1,500 restaurants, including the Morton's Steakhouse line, Landry's Seafood Restaurants, and countless others. And Fertita also owns the Golden Nugget Casinos and the NBA Houston Rockets.
When he decided to take his public company private, he funded the move by selling off the Joe's Crab Shack to a smaller, Houston based restaurant group. They paid something like $124 million for it, IIRC.
Decade later, these clowns had removed all of the "klatch & clutter" from the Joe's décor, making the chain a streamlined, sterile and very un-interesting place to sit and dine. Cheapened down the menu, also while ginning up fantasies of "fine dining" in the doing.
Fertita bought the chain back out of their bankruptcy, for something like a mere $24 million.
He's fixing a lot of things back up, and the menu is good once again. But they lost a great many stores, forever.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (QzJWU)
WHO boycotts Taiwan at China's behest. So excluded from medical conferences on the virus.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (HaL55)
Racist H8r!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (BiNEL)
The guy kneeling in the top picture has totally blown out the crotch seam on his cammies.
THIS is why you are supposed to have editors!
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (7uSB+)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:36 PM (IRxbd)
Yes. Highest in Han Chinese and Japanese
Ok. Not good for my sons.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (IRxbd)
as long as the USA takes a hit.
The problem with that theory is that a virus has no idea whether you're a member of the "elite".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:17 PM (RU4sa)
Odd that. I was told by doctrinaire free traders that all tariffs were bad because they distorted markets, and that losing whole industries to China was an economic good and showed the value of marginal efficiency.
It was Gene Epstein who runs the SoHo Forum, and he also mentioned that it was just the free market making China more free, and said we should let a hundred flowers bloom.
Which I thought was ironic since that was the slogan under Mao of allowing intellectuals to express their criticism, and was followed by the suppression of the dissident intellectuals followed by the Great Leap Forward which kicked off enslavement of the peasantry, seizure of all lands and the ensuing famine as Mao attempted to force his agrarian economy to be an industrial economy.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Clean it? That's how you lose all the vitamins!
Posted by: Prof. Miklos, Herbalist Holistic Healer for All Modalities at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:43 PM (XzVUd)
Nice! Did not know that, but should have!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: DBCooper at February 12, 2020 11:40 PM (bttOm)
Yep, and my wife still thinks she should go out there on the 21st for a recreational trip. I told her I'm heading to the lake place for two-three weeks when she gets back. I love her, but this just seems stupid.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:45 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Kindltot
*takes notes*
Posted by: Bernie! at February 12, 2020 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rewubws
Posted by: Hi! at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (/LQkF)
Australia banned them.
I want to know where the missing 5 million who left Wuhan are. Everybody is silent on this issue. They can't get back in. Where did they go after celebrating New Years.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (jC0ox)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mousey Dong at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (XVuno)
The Russians are already running temperature checks on anyone allowed to get close to Putin.
I can only imagine what measures the Chinese are taking to isolate President Xi.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: GWB at February 12, 2020 11:33 PM (7uSB+)
I read a recent news article about Manhattan's Chinatown, or rather Manhattan's ghost town. Seems no one is being adventurous at this time. The article quoted some restaurant owner types complaining how bereft of customers their restaurants are. I guess they need to start Shanghai-ing some customers. Impressment works, said every British naval captain needing to crew his ship. The good news is, we already have Press Gangs. Or is that Press Gaggles?
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (Y8PSl)
as long as the USA takes a hit.
The problem with that theory is that a virus has no idea whether you're a member of the "elite"
I would be shocked if any of communist China's elite or their relatives die from coronavirus. But of course we'll never know.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (IRxbd)
I live in a fairly rural place and have water food and ammo all stored.
My parents on the other hand are both elderly. They have frequent doctor visits.
If a wide spread virus was to hit they would either have to miss the visits (bad) or risk infection (worse).
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (y/fJ4)
Second day trip to Fairbanks. Was "randomly selected" for "extra screening," even with PreCheck. Chick goes to swab my government computer. I said no. She said yes. I said, illegal. She said, "randomly selected." Now I have to file a report. Bitch.
Went to get on plane to come home. Dude sitting on the floor of the departure lounge takes off one boot. The stench was overpowering, and I nearly puked right then and there. What the actual fuck? Dude?
Get on completely full plane. Large dude in center seat (and halfway on my seat) apparently has bladder issues. Not once, not twice, but three times during a 43 minute flight he needs to get up and head for the head. Sure, dude. Let's do that during turbulence, because nothing says fun to me like grabbing any seat back to keep from being thrown to the ground.
43. Minutes. Just hold it, dammit.
Please, Lord, keep me out of the air for a week, at least.
/bitching rant over
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (vVOK2)
is silent on this issue. They can't get back in. Where did they go
after celebrating New Years.
Cruising.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:47 PM (XzVUd)
https://tinyurl.com/spn2pw7
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:47 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2020 11:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:48 PM (jC0ox)
Probably lives in a dry cabin. There are still a bunch of them around FBX.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:48 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)
That's what I use, doesn't seem that bad to clean.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:48 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February
They stayed wherever they were.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:48 PM (HALdu)
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Good to know that Top Men are on it.
Top.
Men.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (XVuno)
Yeah, the only sign would be if they stopped showing up at party functions.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (Ewo9R)
I have heard that the same is true of Seattle.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)
After dealing with a deep fryer, sounds like a good deal.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip
This is verified.
Posted by: Miklos, Ok this week at February 12, 2020 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:50 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (PUmDY
Well yeah, they might get to conquer China again.
Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (KP5rU)
> I would be shocked if any of communist China's elite or their
relatives die from coronavirus. But of course we'll never know.
Yeah, the only sign would be if they stopped showing up at party functions.
Xi went missing for a few days ... at least there were rumors to that effect.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler
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Napalm. It's a cure-all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (PUmDY)
Looks like some good ones at Amazon for under $100.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Kung Flu at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (s2LSa)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (aA3+G)
Top.
Men.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:49 PM (XVuno)
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All the senators are dems, including Bernie.
Like I believe Bernie or the others gives a rat's ass about veterans.
Seems to me virtue-signaling.
As far as the VA goes, if/when VA hospitals start seeing cases, it's not going to be pretty.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (RU4sa)
When wife and I were first dating we went to a Joe's Crab Shack, must have been when it was still good.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Cicero
Need pics.
Maybe some nice up-yurt shots.
Posted by: Miklos, wanting to believe at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2020 11:52 PM (El6T/)
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Real yaks are rare, but they have these domesticated hybrid yaks called Dzo. That's your yak lesson for the week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:54 PM (XVuno)
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen, their ping-pong
Their brand new disease.
Posted by: Not Eric Idle at February 12, 2020 11:54 PM (GcvMs)
Xi went missing for a few days ... at least there were rumors to that effect.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds
Oh hell.
Mao and Lenin look the same they did this time last year.
Posted by: Miklos, of a certitude at February 12, 2020 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 12, 2020 11:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2020 11:55 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH
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Yeah, but when Eric Idle's looking for a rhyme, he's gotta take what he can get.
Posted by: Not Eric Idle at February 12, 2020 11:56 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 12, 2020 11:56 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: SMH
That explains why Bonsai Attacks had so little success.
Posted by: Miklos, with the Old Breed at February 12, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)
I don't dry it, but soak in hot water, scrub, rinse, and repeat. A few times. Air drying is fine.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 12, 2020 11:57 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, upping you one at February 12, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip
This is verified.
Posted by: Miklos
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So if i use disinfectant wipes to swab things down, what should I look for when buying them to ensure they are effective?
% of alcohol or bleach for example.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 11:58 PM (Y4EXg)
That explains why Bonsai Attacks had so little success.
Posted by: Miklos, with the Old Breed at February 12, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
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The Biblical Plague of Fake Boobs had a bigger impact on the Egyptians.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2020 11:58 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know
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I friggin' LOVE "Contractual Obligation Album."
Genius.
Back when there was no video, no streaming. If you wanted Python on-demand, you had to go for records.
Posted by: Not Eric Idle at February 12, 2020 11:58 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February
They stayed wherever they were.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 11:48 PM (HALdu)
I think 2.7% travelled here. So that's nice.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 11:58 PM (jC0ox)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 11:58 PM (wYKCM)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2020 11:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:59 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: The Ho Lees at February 12, 2020 11:59 PM (5OAz2)
I have it somewhere. My brother had the Rutland Dirty Weekend Book.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (XzVUd)
The Democrat race for the Presidency.
Come for the a$$-fvckery
Stay for the diseases
Nah, never catch on.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (wYKCM)
I guess that they can always pull a Castro. Only God knows if he was still alive for years before they finally put on the big show of his funeral or if he was semi comatose or embalmed...
Posted by: Floridachick at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (IRxbd)
Their slogan: "Your one-stop Coronavirus HQ"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)
% of alcohol or bleach for example.
Posted by: Tonypete
Just remember to disinfect the boxes of disinfectant wipes before touching them.
Posted by: Miklos, never too careful at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2020 11:51 PM (KP5rU)
Isn't an "air fryer" just an oven? Yes, I can roast/bake wings, too. Frying requires oil. It's actually the definition.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know
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Ever seen the parody children's book "Dr. Fegg's Nasty Book of Knowledge" (re-issued as "Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of All World Knowledge")?
A Palin/Jones effort that's a laugh riot on every page.
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (GcvMs)
If a wide spread virus was to hit they would either have to miss the visits (bad) or risk infection (worse).
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (y/fJ4)
I refuse to see my primary care doctor after 10 a.m. After that, too many runny-nosed kids bouncing off the walls in the waiting area. And the snotty-nosed parents care not one whit. My doctor was not amused when I told her that.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)
https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/ 1227816393745281024
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 13, 2020 12:02 AM (jC0ox)
Come for the a$$-fvckery
Stay for the diseases
Nah, never catch on.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (wYKCM)
Nice tune and you can cough to it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2020 12:02 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Democratic Socialists at February 13, 2020 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)
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They should destroy the village to save it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2020 12:03 AM (XVuno)
That explains why Bonsai Attacks had so little success.
Posted by: Miklos
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Yeah, short little guys.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:03 AM (CDGwz)
Putin has dropped out of sight for a week or two without explanation a couple of times.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2020 12:04 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Floridachick at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (IRxbd)
Good thing that would never be allowed here!
Posted by: SCJ RBG at February 13, 2020 12:04 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2020 12:04 AM (I2/tG)
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He's following Stalin's lead.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2020 12:04 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (L2ZTs)
I think it's just a small convection oven. Nothing wrong with roasted/baked wings, but that isn't fried by definition. Not sure why they call it an air fryer, I guess they couldn't sell you an oven you already had.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)
https://twitter.com/MekahloNBCLA/status/
1227598007819882496
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:06 AM (PUmDY)
Not that one.
Monty Python was on late night TV in Canada in the 1970s. My father started watching it and that's when I saw most of it. My mother didn't like it much.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 13, 2020 12:06 AM (XzVUd)
They should destroy the village to save it.
Posted by: Cicero
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The kids could do it. It takes a child to raze a village.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:06 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Miklosovich at February 13, 2020 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2020 11:47 PM (KP5rU)
Alton Brown's wing recipe is pretty easy. Steam, cool, bake, slather in butter/hot sauce.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 13, 2020 12:07 AM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (CDGwz)
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Say, whatever happened to dropping it in her cosmopolitan?
Hey hey HEY!
Posted by: B. Cosby, Prisoner CT98223-1990 at February 13, 2020 12:07 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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One assumes his campaign staff is hanging in because of the paychecks. Not going to look good on the resume.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:08 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Miklos, the Cat's Pyjamas at February 13, 2020 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 11:59 PM (GcvMs)
The only three-sided album that I know of. Classic!
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:08 AM (Y8PSl)
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Great. The honor system.
That should work out just fine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2020 12:08 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)
*Book about leaked bioweapon in 1981
*Bioweapon is Chinese
*Bioweapon is from Wuhan
*Chinese scientist in book is named Li
*Doc in China who warned people was named Li
*First infected in book was a boy scout
*First super spreader was a British scout leader
https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/ 1227804178212364288
Surreal
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 13, 2020 12:09 AM (jC0ox)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miklos, adamant at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (zHK2c)
Stay for the diseases
Nah, never catch on.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:00 AM (wYKCM)
You should be hired to write campaign slogans for Petey Pie Buttplug.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (Y8PSl)
Look for virucidal on cleaners and wipes
The Wuhan Coronavirus is close to SARS so if it says it kills SARS it should be ok
Follow instructions ( like leave on for x minutes)
For hand sanitizers I think at least 70% alcohol
Hydrogen peroxide will also kill it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (G546f)
Jackson has complained that he meant for the third LP side to be a bonus, but instead the music press called him stingy about the lack of a fourth side.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: not so
Nope, nope and nope. Need to check the brush you're using. Might I suggest a few episodes of Bob Ross.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 13, 2020 12:11 AM (z7i63)
https://twitter.com/MekahloNBCLA/status/
1227598007819882496
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (G546f)
Expecting average Americans to self quarantine.
One American they told to self quarantine went to the gym the next day and posted pictures on social media.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 13, 2020 12:11 AM (jC0ox)
Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (zHK2c)
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You mean LaWanda?
Posted by: Big Black Prisoner #3 at February 13, 2020 12:11 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
The termination letter will begin, "Dear Dog Faced Pony Soldiers..."
Posted by: Miklos, seeing some downsizing on the sunny horizon at February 13, 2020 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: B. Cosby, Prisoner CT98223-1990 at February 13, 2020 12:12 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:12 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (zHK2c)
He's taking his Jell-O pudding up the hoo-hah these days :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)
Andropov didn't last long, not as much prolonged mystery (lying and concealment) in his case (VP GHW Bush to Thatcher at his funeral - "see you next year!").
Chernenko lingered for a while, so the lying/concealment thing got a full work-out. Happened to be in Brazil at the time, where their own president-elect (winner of the first free election since the coup back in the 60s) immediately had serious cardiac issues and was whisked off to the cardiac institute in Sao Paulo.
Having honed their cynicism and sarcasm during the long years of military rule, Brazilians came up with a perfect line. After a while of Neves being incommunicado in the cardicac institute, with the same pathetic statement issued every day (by the military), they started calling him "Chernenko brasileiro".
Eventually both Chernenko and Neves died. The Soviets got Gorbachev, and the system had 6 years to live. Brazil got a rather forgettable back-up president, then a series of worse and worse ones, til now.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 12:12 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: The Left at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (wYKCM)
I'm not given to panic but I do want to take reasonable steps. My wife's immune system is compromised as it is so there you go.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (PUmDY)
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I'll only take half!
Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at February 13, 2020 12:13 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:14 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 12:14 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (zHK2c)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: vmom 2020
Dollar store. Cheaper than fancy smancy antiviral wipes.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (z7i63)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Tom Servo
"Paint himself...worked for Trudeau!"
Posted by: Miklosian Political Consulting at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Also, the virus can survive up to 9 days on surfaces, under ideal conditions
28 days. See videos @14.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (XzVUd)
Coronavirus Pandemic To Hit United States: Women, Minorities Hardest Hit
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (I2/tG)
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He's an honorary Crip and he's held up the liquor stores to prove it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Democratic Socialists at February 13, 2020 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Lol,
2+2=4
Males have a penis.
Woman have a vagina.
I'll report for my re-education and tell you the same.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: vmom 2020
Did that come out in the Weinstein trial?
Posted by: Miklos, innocent I assure you at February 13, 2020 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Maybe he could go eat a lot of fried chicken (NOT "air-fried"). At least ol' Joe won't pull a Kirsten Gillibrand. I still treasure the memory of her sitting at a table of black people, looking dubiously down at her plate of fried chicken, and asking "so do we use our hands, or...?"
Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:17 AM (dOV9E)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)
I do not recognize any of these words, either, in any order.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:17 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:19 AM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:19 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Clearly, that young woman is an example of good judgement and responsible behavior. We should take our clues from her.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:19 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Splunge
Well, she probably eats pizza (rarely) with a knife and fork, and she's from New York.
Posted by: Miklos, drinking his Champagne from a Dixie Cup at February 13, 2020 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:10 AM (PUmDY)
Once the money stops, the problem takes care of itself, paycheck doesn't clear, they quit.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:20 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Get her other $3?
Posted by: Miklos, logical to a fault at February 13, 2020 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 13, 2020 12:21 AM (jC0ox)
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Up next: "I keep a bottle of hot sauce in my pocket!".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:21 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:21 AM (KP5rU)
When he decided to take his public company private, he funded the move by selling off the Joe's Crab Shack to a smaller, Houston based restaurant group. They paid something like $124 million for it, IIRC.
Decade later, these clowns had removed all of the "klatch & clutter" from the Joe's decor, making the chain a streamlined, sterile and very un-interesting place to sit and dine. Cheapened down the menu, also while ginning up fantasies of "fine dining" in the doing.
Fertita bought the chain back out of their bankruptcy, for something like a mere $24 million.
He's fixing a lot of things back up, and the menu is good once again. But they lost a great many stores, forever.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Thanks for the rundown, I wondered what had happened to them - I used to like them a lot back in the day.
I recall that the original Landry's was (still is) in Galveston.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:21 AM (V2Yro)
The rest of them aren't really stupid or vile or ridiculous in a humorous way - they're just stupid or vile or ridiculous.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 12:22 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Miklos, they are owned by Family Dollar at February 13, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:19 AM (CDGwz)
And pay her bills, particularly that college loan.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:22 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Miklos
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I have to say, it sounds like it would be easy. Just promise her free stuff.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:22 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GtG/j)
"If he starts talking about Corn Pop, I promise to throw a shoe at his head."
Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (dOV9E)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Bootyjuice is a man who has a husband.
That's kind of funny.
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:24 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:24 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:25 AM (GcvMs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:25 AM (L2ZTs)
"Everything gives you Cancer"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQyru5ACmA
love that latin beat.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:25 AM (V2Yro)
A Palin/Jones effort that's a laugh riot on every page.
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:01 AM (GcvMs)
I have that! "Across the Andes by Frog" was gripping. Gripping, I tell you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:26 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
If she uses them to change the price tags at Dollar Tree...well...no harm done.
Posted by: Miklos, not prosecutable really at February 13, 2020 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
That's kind of funny.
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GcvMs)
So is his name. Even if you skip all the wonderful "Butt" jokes, there is still fun to be had. I cracked up at an analysis of the Dem debate where the guy kept calling him "Edge Edge."
Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:26 AM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:26 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:26 AM (KP5rU)
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I really dug "Blaze of Glory."
Every song was totally different from the one before it or after it.
And it was a story album with the songs all linked.
...Yeah, I'm a prog-rocker. So sue me.
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:27 AM (GcvMs)
Posted by: four seasons at February 13, 2020 12:27 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: qdpsteve
No, he's going to sell it.
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at February 13, 2020 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:28 AM (zHK2c)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:28 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:28 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:03 AM (CDGwz)
Many a GI suffered painfully wounded ankles when attacked by the snipers in the Bonsai trees.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:28 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Hooker and vodka binges
Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (z7i63)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Only one (1) rule:
Everything's a dollar.
Posted by: Miklos, they are owned by Family Dollar at February 13, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Funniest sign I ever saw was one on a dollar store window: "Try Our Layaway Plan!"
For just 33 cents a month, I, too, can own this disposable aluminum roasting pan.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (Y8PSl)
If a wide spread virus was to hit they would either have to miss the visits (bad) or risk infection (worse).
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 12, 2020 11:46 PM (y/fJ4)
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. My dad had a bunch of serious medical problems. He went to see his doctor, picked up the flu in the waiting room (we think), and it killed him.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (wGeit)
Jackson would get crucified if he tried to release it today. OMG.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Hooker and vodka binges
Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer
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Soooo... same reason that Agatha Christie disappeared?
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (GcvMs)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 12:30 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:30 AM (PUmDY)
There are 2 chinese citizen journalists who have gone missing. If quarantined should be able to get a message out. Suspect they are either sick, dead, or in prison.
Posted by: MHK at February 13, 2020 12:30 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (zHK2c)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GtG/j)
But if they cut the dead weight, who do they have left?
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:05 AM (CDGwz)
Good luck with that. Always a tricky operation.
My dog Pogo is much better now. Went out for dinner this evening, and she hopped right into the front seat of the Suburban, same as she always used to do, one hop, no hesitation. And she got some yummy beef rib bones to gnaw on, from the barbecue place I ate at.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Mark Sanford at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:32 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GtG/j)
But if they cut the dead weight, who do they have left?
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (Y8PSl)
Hi! I'm back!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 13, 2020 12:32 AM (dOV9E)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Hooker and vodka binges
Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer
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Soooo... same reason that Agatha Christie disappeared?
Posted by: RKae
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Ayn Rand?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 12:32 AM (CDGwz)
They were renegade Frenchmen, mostly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:32 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 12:23 AM (GtG/j)
But if they cut the dead weight, who do they have left?
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:31 AM (Y8PSl)
it reminds me of that old joke, want to lose 30 pounds of ugly fat? Take everything off above the neck!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:33 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:33 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Serious Cat
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I don't like where this is going...
Posted by: Tank Abrams at February 13, 2020 12:33 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: RKae
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Ayn Rand?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Agatha vanished for 11 days in 1926.
There was a speculative movie about it in the '70s called "Agatha."
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:34 AM (GcvMs)
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:29 AM (Y8PSl)
I think that is my clue to call it a night, I found that unbelievably funny, but I know the feeling of wondering if I have 33 cents to spare!
Good night all!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Ea T'me at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (zHK2c)
It looks like I might actually get to plow the drive tomorrow morning. First time this year.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 13, 2020 12:32 AM (dOV9E)
You're the epitome of 'dead weight'. On the other hand, the mu-mu industry took a huge hit when you didn't win.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:36 AM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 13, 2020 12:15 AM (z7i63)
Looks at bottle of Dollar Store peroxide: "Made in China". Uh-oh...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:38 AM (LxWV7)
Looks at bottle of Dollar Store peroxide: "Made in China". Uh-oh...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Fight Corona with Corona.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 12:38 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ea T'me
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Somerset Maugham was actually a spy. He said it was painfully dull; just delivering notes and following people.
He was sent to Russia to stop the Bolshevik revolution. It was already underway, so he shrugged and went to the theater.
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2020 12:39 AM (GcvMs)
They will absolutely run her the minute she turns 35. Assuming she hasn't used up her 15 minutes of fame/hit the wall by then, both of which are distinct possiblities. The cute is wearing off her real fast.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:39 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:21 AM (V2Yro)
The Fertitas are a Galveston family. Tillman homeports his 164 ft. yacht, the "Boardwalk", at the Port of Galveston.
And yes, Landry's Seafood is still up on Seawall Boulevard.
C'mon down!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
So many missed possibilities.
If the West had curbstomped the Soviet Union when it was first being formed...
If we'd whacked them after they were weakened by WWII, but before they had nukes...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:41 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:41 AM (Ewo9R)
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I gave you a chance, schweinhunds.
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at February 13, 2020 12:43 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Zombie Patton at February 13, 2020 12:43 AM (zHK2c)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Are you suggesting that the US government was full of communists and fellow travellers?
Well, certainly couldn't happen today.
Posted by: "Tailgunner Miklos" McCarthy at February 13, 2020 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
She's eligible to run for President in 2024.
For some reason I thought she was still in her 20's.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:45 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:45 AM (PUmDY)
Nah, wouldn't dream of suggesting anything of the kind. It's not like we have the Venona Transcripts or anything like that to indicate otherwise.
Some day, if the Republic survives, Joe McCarthy will be on money and stamps.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:47 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:45 AM (PUmDY)
Imagine how bad it would be
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 13, 2020 12:47 AM (SxBH1)
Does anybody really "live" in Mongolia?
Posted by: Cicero
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE
Posted by: Sock Monkey...squirrel whisperer at February 13, 2020 12:48 AM (z7i63)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:48 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:49 AM (Ewo9R)
> They will absolutely run her the minute she turns 35.
She's eligible to run for President in 2024.
The next big eclipse. How fitting.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 12:49 AM (aKsyK)
I just read this:
in Biden's three presidential campaigns, he has never once finished higher than fourth in any primary or caucus.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2020 12:50 AM (13CQC)
I think everyone assumed that Gaylord was going to have enough loyalty to get out there and campaign for him.
Not a chance, Joe. Sucker.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:51 AM (Ewo9R)
For some reason I thought she was still in her 20's.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:45 AM (Ewo9R)
She'd be 35 less than a month before the 2024 election.
Personally, I think her use-by date has long expired. But any debates, should she get the 2024 nomination, would be comedy gold. Of course, if Gropin' Joe gets the nomination this year, he'll be a tough comedy act to follow.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:52 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:53 AM (PUmDY)
Ted Cruz vs. Occasional Cortex.
There would not be a second debate.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 12:54 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:54 AM (Ewo9R)
And drink em both up.
Posted by: The Coconut at February 13, 2020 12:54 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:48 AM (PUmDY)
Blake's "Beer of the Mountains". Made by the late and unlamented Uncle Ben's brewery in Prince George, B.C.
Affectionally (heh) known as "Blake fluid."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:55 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:53 AM (PUmDY)
I saw that debate. He kind of did. Ryan brought brains, Joe brought animal cunning.
No way he could do that today, though.
Posted by: Splunge at February 13, 2020 12:56 AM (dOV9E)
Commies in the guvamint were no part of the problem in not launching a war on the USSR in 1945. Reality (political and military), and the American people, now *those* would have been impediments.
But don't want to be a total wet blanket.
The Stone jury situation is, well, simply unbelievable - i.e., just another ho-hum story in 2020. But could get fun.
Foreman's an active Dem (ran for Congress), of course a TDS sufferer, and a racist, who is open about all of it, including since being sworn into the jury.
Some savvy observers predict no Trump pardon, but rather commutation of sentence. This would allow Stone to seak overturn on appeal.
Not a criminal or appeals lawyer, but thinkin' Stone's gonna have a pretty thick file of appealable stuff here.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 12:57 AM (El6T/)
Personally, I think her use-by date has long expired. But any debates, should she get the 2024 nomination, would be comedy gold. Of course, if Gropin' Joe gets the nomination this year, he'll be a tough comedy act to follow.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:52 AM (Y8PSl)
AoC's problem is there are too many videos out there of her trying to appear smart and failing spectacularly. The latest has her quoting noted economist "Milton Keynes" from "back in the day". Way to wow us with that business degree.
You expect that kind of thing from a 22 year old dog walker with a few glasses of wine in her at a party. But for a president? Nah.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 13, 2020 12:57 AM (wGeit)
Two SBD-5 Dauntless dive bombers went to the Royal Navy and later five more SBD-5s went to the RAF as Dauntless Mk Is.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:58 AM (wYKCM)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 13, 2020 12:58 AM (I99aF)
Not a chance, Joe. Sucker.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 12:51 AM (Ewo9R)
I have to say, Gaylord not giving his endorsement to Gropin' Joe is his smartest move ever. Not that there's much competition.
When was the last time a termed out president did not endorse his VP? Well, VPs who ran for president as Cheney did not run for president. I also wonder if Gropin' Joe had run in 2016, would Gaylord have given him his endorsement then?
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 12:59 AM (Y8PSl)
Any of those SBDs participate in the Brit/US raid on ..... whatever those ports were in Norway? Saw a video on that raid, think I recall SBDs being involved. But they coulda been from Ranger.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 01:00 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 01:01 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 12:53 AM (PUmDY)
My cat could out-debate Paul Ryan.
You've never seen such as my cat when it's time to beg for treats.
Nope. No "figure eight" winding around the legs. No meows, howls or other cries of need.
Instead. He climbs up upon an 8" high, 18" diameter lacquerware Korean stand, originally intended to hold a highly decorative ceramic pot.
And he sits there. Primly. Front paws together, and an unblinking stare upon you. And waits. He waits.
Doesn't stop that stare until his treats are delivered.
You're powerless to resist. That stare is like a bad '50s sci-fi special effect.
It is the Beam of Treats.
You will obey.
There was NO training or coaching of this feline behavior. It is a completely spontaneous expression of who Scamp is and what Scamp does.
He's more persuasive than Paul Ryan in a debate.
Q.E.D.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 01:02 AM (QzJWU)
Reflexively scrolled screen up to avoid eye damage. What did I find but a new Youtube on mark 14 torpedoes. So I was happy.
Posted by: Seattle at February 13, 2020 01:04 AM (e1mEI)
Good question.
According to my magick picture box,
Clinton endorsed Gore, but Gore was essentially unopposed (I think there were a few minor challengers).
Reagan did not endorse Bush until the last challenger (Pat Robertson) dropped out.
Before that you have to go back to what, Eisenhower to find someone who did two full terms? Nixon was forced from office. Johnson decided to not seek reelection. Kennedy was killed.
Apparently Eisenhower refused to endorse Nixon, but I'm basing that on one newspaper article.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 01:07 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 01:01 AM (El6T/)
Gropin' Joe's draw was always limited and weak. Classic example of a politician good in one locality or state but not being able to carry that over to the national stage. The Dems are full of such candidates, current and dropped out.
I also find it funny, in a not ha-ha way, how the media ridiculed former governor Sarah Palin while Petey Pie Buttplug was a small town mayor and is praised.
Nah, no bias. None at all.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 01:07 AM (Y8PSl)
They lost two SBD-5s, one crew KIA (White 19) and other POW (White 12), and one TBF (White 4), pilot POW and two crew KIA, on that raid. One of the Avenger's propeller blades is on display at Pensacola.
VF-4's fighters accounted for two snoopers - an He 115 and a Ju 88.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 01:08 AM (wYKCM)
If true, that must've made family get-togethers a bit chilly. Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 01:10 AM (Ewo9R)
Nah, no bias. None at all.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 01:07 AM (Y8PSl)
What do Pete Buttplug and Sarah Palin have in common?
* Both were small town mayors.
* Both enthusiastically sucked their respective husbands' dicks.
After that, the differences were .. profound.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
I did find an article where Eisenhower endorsed Nixon in 1968, but I'm not turning up anything about 1960.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 01:12 AM (Ewo9R)
Reflexively scrolled screen up to avoid eye damage. What did I find but a new Youtube on mark 14 torpedoes. So I was happy.
Posted by: Seattle at February 13, 2020 01:04 AM (e1mEI)
Was that Drach? Great video.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 13, 2020 01:12 AM (wGeit)
Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 01:12 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2020 01:13 AM (Ewo9R)
RickZ, was referring to Obama's limited pull. Biden has always been a joke, to any who paid attention or suffered through some connection to this stuff going back to the '88 primary (the 7 dwarves).
Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2020 01:15 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2020 01:21 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2020 01:21 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:23 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:26 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Rode a pedal bike everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223
And only went to the bathroom whilst swinging on a vine.
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 01:29 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2020 01:21 AM (9Om/r)
Concur. Endorse.
Beyond which, "types, deletes."
For all the reasons.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 01:31 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2020 01:33 AM (tVQUs)
Idiot. Clicked right into that one.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 13, 2020 01:39 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:44 AM (PUmDY)
Idiot. Clicked right into that one.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 13, 2020 01:39 AM (e1mEI)
Okay, the Yoko shit has run it's course.
I'm challenging Mis Hum to the ultimate Yoko Challenge.
You book her to appear at any given Moron Meetup . She can talk, sing or just drink herself into oblivion.
But. No Yoko? Then no Yoko head-fake links.
Have her come to the Tx Mo Meet.
I'm sure we could come up with a Charter Arms .38 Undercover for her to try out?
/asshole
/apologies
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2020 01:47 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Very odd to see them eating one of their own.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 01:51 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:53 AM (PUmDY)
Was that Drach? Great video.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 13, 2020 01:12 AM (wGeit)
Guy puts out quality stuff. And has a wicked sense of humor. The how to abandon ship video was useful since I ride WaSt ferries. They sent a ferry in for refurb and busted through the hull rust. Patched and returned to service. Now I read and review raft deployment procedures during crossings.
BuOrd had some real problems with playing nice with anybody. Total NIMBYS.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 13, 2020 01:55 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:55 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2020 02:01 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Very odd to see them eating one of their own.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2020 01:51 AM (CDGwz)
They're afraid. It's not that they don't like Bernie, but they've come to realize Americans will not vote for a communist, and the idea they could be out of power for another four years? Unthinkable.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 13, 2020 02:01 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 01:44 AM (PUmDY)
While they espouse socialism on their shows, they also know it will never sell nationally.
They want someone 'electable'. Unfortunately for them, and great for America, not one of the Dems running is electable; they are all sacrificial lambs being offered up to Trump for slaughter. The Dems are keeping their 'good' candidates in reserve for 2024. 2020 is a forlorn hope for the Dems and the 'smart' ones, reading the tea leaves of internal polling, know that. I'd also wager the Trump crowds at his rallies are giving the Dems a severe case of agita.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 02:05 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:06 AM (PUmDY)
Is Bernie actually running, or fundraising and keeping the commie wing of the Dems active with the plan to take another payoff and get scarce later?
Posted by: Zombie Patton at February 13, 2020 02:08 AM (zHK2c)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:06 AM (PUmDY)
Too soon. America needs more indoctrination first.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 02:09 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:10 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2020 02:13 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:14 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2020 02:17 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:14 AM (PUmDY)
Well, they want it for us, not for themselves.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 02:18 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:23 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 13, 2020 02:25 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 13, 2020 02:27 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:23 AM (PUmDY)
As I explained to a friend of mine, because she owns a home, the left considers her 'rich' and ripe for the financial plucking. Just who is 'rich' is a very fluid construct with the left. Fluid just like with how Bernie used to rail against millionaires, until he became one; now he's going after billionaires.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 02:35 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 13, 2020 02:27 AM (0OmEj)
Besides? Not fair to put limitations on answers.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 02:39 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:54 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: raimondo at February 13, 2020 02:55 AM (0tb85)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 02:59 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at February 13, 2020 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 13, 2020 03:16 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 13, 2020 03:23 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 13, 2020 03:29 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 13, 2020 03:23 AM (SxBH1)
Like on the rack?
Posted by: Torquemada, Tanned, Rested and Ready at February 13, 2020 03:30 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 03:45 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 03:49 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 03:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 03:53 AM (XI1YR)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 03:54 AM (XI1YR)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 03:56 AM (XI1YR)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 03:56 AM (arJlL)
Slackers
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 03:58 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/wmtxsvx
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/v5lhe4z
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/vq9ocpf
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/s3nh4cn
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)
Well, we can certainly flog this thread over 1000!
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:01 AM (ORJvl)
https://tinyurl.com/w367e3d
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/uuwsa75
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)
I agree, all Democrats are communists now.
https://tinyurl.com/ubraw4s
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:03 AM (XI1YR)
https://tinyurl.com/txm7xxk
And that's it for today. And I have a question for the Morons. I have not been able to get the Weather Underground site to completely load for the past 3 days. It has really degraded since Comcast bought it out. Has anyone else had problems with this site?
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:07 AM (XI1YR)
Movie title of the month:
MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM!!!!!!
Yes, that's real. Not bad, either. Much better than Prometheus, which all right-thinking people know is simply dreadful. Unlike, for instance, Alien v Predator.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:07 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding at February 13, 2020 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:08 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:09 AM (ORJvl)
Someone here recommended freeweather . com
I like it
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:07 AM (XI1YR)
I have tried it and have a link. But it does not give temps rounded to one decimal place.
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:11 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Miklos, proud participation Prize recipient at February 13, 2020 04:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:12 AM (ZCEU2)
I'm still muddling through. I had such different ideas about how mom's later years would be. Kinda sad.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:12 AM (XI1YR)
Posted by: Vic
Vic, don't you know any Jooz?
Posted by: Miklos, they got this down at February 13, 2020 04:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:14 AM (XI1YR)
Posted by: Miklos, gonna print that one out at February 13, 2020 04:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, pretarateur du Caffe at February 13, 2020 04:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:18 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:18 AM (XI1YR)
Vic, don't you know any Jooz?
Posted by: Miklos, they got this down at February 13, 2020 04:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Used to date one years ago before I got maried.
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:18 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Miklos, who can spell "dichotomy" at February 13, 2020 04:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Greer
Had to get up earlier than normal for work.
Drive to work then another hour drive to NaCly's neck 'o' the woods for the day.
Single digit temps with sub zero wind chills.
Is it April yet?
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:21 AM (O67g7)
Hah!
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:21 AM (ORJvl)
Oh wait, I meant, "you're splitting hairs now."
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:22 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:22 AM (O67g7)
A votre plaisir.
*does ostentatious coffee serving, into a demitasse that I personally stole from the Topkapi Palace in the days of the Old Vizier*
Posted by: Miklos, with a Fritz Feld *POP!* at February 13, 2020 04:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:25 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:26 AM (O67g7)
My phone starts loading empty gray boxes.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:26 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Skip
Maybe Goofy wanted to be got.
Posted by: Miklos, Disney wouldn't allow it though at February 13, 2020 04:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:27 AM (XI1YR)
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
Now ain't that some shit. I'd say an appeal has a more than decent chance of having the convictions thrown out.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 04:27 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:29 AM (XI1YR)
Posted by: teej
1 is for Hungarian; English is star-pound-star plus your Moron Platinum Access Code.
Posted by: Miklos, ONT ugyfelszolgalat at February 13, 2020 04:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:29 AM (mpXpK)
Guess there's some abc "news" vid of Chuckie boy slamming someone as a far right, conspiracy theorist with no credibility but I can't do vids so I don't know who he was talking about.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:30 AM (O67g7)
Posted by: My life is insanity
What if I don't have a sister?
Posted by: Miklos, nor a moose that bit one at February 13, 2020 04:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic
Making Dem campaign contributions?
Posted by: Miklos, as good a Miklos guess as any at February 13, 2020 04:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:34 AM (XI1YR)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:34 AM (ZCEU2)
48?
That's like,, forever.
"...plus your Moron Platinum Access Code." **looks at lower than dirt membership card** sigh
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:35 AM (O67g7)
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:31 AM (mpXpK)
As well as those who worked for him.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 04:35 AM (Y8PSl)
Creatures you can blame for fart-like sounds:
Bolivian Barking Spider
Brazilian Gas Adder
Lung Eel, mating call (gay)
Mongolian Death Worm (gas from eating hobos/ewoks)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:36 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: teej
Probably me. But you knew that. ALL OF YOU
Posted by: Miklos, only dealing with real conspiracies at February 13, 2020 04:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, nor a moose that bit one
Sad face.
Posted by: My life is insanity
No problem.
They sell them in Thailand.
Posted by: Miklos, or so they tell me at February 13, 2020 04:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Chuckie boy slamming someone as a far right, conspiracy theorist with no
credibility but I can't do vids so I don't know who he was talking
about.
Posted by: teej
I can't find that video, but we all know Shitty Schumer is a lying asshole.
Posted by: Vic at February 13, 2020 04:40 AM (mpXpK)
Gonna need to shovel before I open up. Still driving Mr. Insanity to work with me (so he can get a ride in to his work) ...he gets to help shovel today!
Have a good day, all. And, be careful out there.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2020 04:40 AM (XI1YR)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:41 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Gooshy
Spoilsport.
I was gonna wait till the weekend to unwrap it.
Posted by: Miklos, pouting at February 13, 2020 04:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Thanks tor checking, Vic!
Be safe, Mlii!
Now I gotta focus on slamming coffee.
The rest of ya be careful too.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 13, 2020 04:45 AM (O67g7)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)
Sorry. Low-hanging fruit.
Get it? Bwahahaha!
*cough*
Ooooh, almost forgot, the Flint movies starring Lee Marvin are free on YouTube!
Go watch!
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:49 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: sirsurfalot at February 13, 2020 04:49 AM (4fGxe)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:53 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:54 AM (ZCEU2)
Flint was great. Good thing agent 0008 wasn't available. We would have been skroobed.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 04:57 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 04:59 AM (ZCEU2)
Remembered this week Kurk Douglas is in another good movie The War Wagon with the Duke.
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:01 AM (ZCEU2)
I think it's Hollywood Classics has a westerns subchannel with a boatload of old public domain Wayne flicks.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:03 AM (ORJvl)
And Darkstar Records has some b-movies somebody remastered to look good on hd tvs. Notably Oasis of the Zombies.
Which leads to the question...
Why?
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:06 AM (ORJvl)
Corruptocrat Joe Shuffles to the Door
Posted last night but always a good short read
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:06 AM (ZCEU2)
https://tinyurl.com/sw9m9ph
Up to 192 and counting
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:11 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:12 AM (ZCEU2)
Other high quality transfers on Dark Star Records:
Suspiria
Manos the Hands of fate; not great but better than usual
Squirm
Bad Taste
Horror Express
Grave of the Vampire
Drive In Massacre
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:17 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:19 AM (ORJvl)
https://tinyurl.com/uucjls2
Again the realization if Democrat party doesn't get around a candidate they could find themselves a Bernie Communist party.
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:21 AM (ZCEU2)
Gotta hit the road, good thing breakfast isn't over yet.
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:23 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:24 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:25 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2020 05:25 AM (ZCEU2)
J.J. showing up at 5:30 a.m. would be a sure sign of the Apocalypse.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 05:28 AM (Y8PSl)
This is no time to slack off...
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:36 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:38 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:40 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:40 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:41 AM (L3Rsz)
You guys are watching, right? Just to see if I do this. Humph.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:42 AM (ORJvl)
Hello! minimike's a moron.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:43 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:43 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:43 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:44 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:45 AM (ORJvl)
Yeah, normal is bad if you're a progressive.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:46 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:46 AM (L3Rsz)
So FOX is reporting the Stone Jury was a fix and biased...as is almost any DC Jury...what a miscarrage of Justice.
You really should read the article
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 05:47 AM (nRk/c)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:51 AM (L3Rsz)
You really should read the article
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 05:47 AM (nRk/c)
The Daily Caller also has an article on it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 05:51 AM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:51 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:55 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:51 AM (ORJvl)
Morning
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 05:58 AM (nRk/c)
Preet Brahahaha said the DOJ never overrides a US Attorney on sentencing recommendation.
NEVER.
And apparently Stone is Hitler.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:58 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 05:59 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 05:43 AM (ORJvl)
I call him BloomingIdiot. Mini-Mike may be derogatory regarding his (lack of) height, but it does not derogate his short on brains stature.
Posted by: RickZ at February 13, 2020 05:59 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 06:03 AM (WI7YS)
Liz, what town? I got an app for that.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:03 AM (ORJvl)
Tried to watch something on Youtube the other day, and Bloomie kept interrupting with commercials.
I couldn't hit the mute button quick enough, and after two ads, gave up what I was trying to watch.
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:03 AM (L3Rsz)
The winds are fierce, but we didn't get too much snow here in NW IL. To our south and east they got hit harder.
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:06 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 06:06 AM (GC07d)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:06 AM (nRk/c)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:07 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Big V at February 13, 2020 06:08 AM (y/fJ4)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2020 06:09 AM (7rVsF)
Saw this coming from back when 50 shades and that whole sexual thing was getting started, getting a general attitude of 'submission is good' going seemed like the focus.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 06:10 AM (zlgJP)
Back and forth, back and forth, on many levels, some serious, some silly.
Then, of course, the ultimate: submission IS freedom. So creepy.
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:14 AM (L3Rsz)
It's been a good winter!
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:07 AM
Ahhh, jeeez. You HAD to go and say that out loud, din't ya?!
Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 06:15 AM (GC07d)
>> I'm back, Baby!
Posted by: The 70s at February 12, 2020 09:57 PM (yQpMk) <<
Can we please have short skirts again too? Pretty please? Hell, I'll dust off my bong and lava lamp.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:16 AM (XF4b8)
My wife, who barely follows politics, asked me yesterday, "what the everloving hell are people thinking about with Sanders and some of the other nitwit socialist candidates?"
I'm hoping other people are paying attention too
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:16 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:17 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Heirloominati
No to worry, I heard lizabth knocking on wood from here.
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:17 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:18 AM (ORJvl)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
However, it will be a stout, long skirt with tights underneath. Gotta take the dog out in the cold and such.
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:19 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:20 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (nRk/c)
Swaying long skirts worn by your wife are a gift to husbands. Even with practical tights.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:14 AM (L3Rsz) "
Which is oddly similar to the core tenets of islam.
creepy, yes, either way.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (zlgJP)
Lizbth, I hope you don't live to regret what you did here this day!
Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (GC07d)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (S9U/P)
Posted by: GnuBreed
I figure with the global warming, women will have to wear short skirts to keep cool.
Of course, about 25 percent of the men will too, but, that's the price you pay
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (ZAQUe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:22 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Cold out there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:23 AM (nRk/c)
But we have a Navy Federal Credit Union in town. The best branch I've ever been too.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:24 AM (u82oZ)
It's been getting warmer here all night. 50 now, and now it'll start dropping.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:24 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: lizabth
Looks like 2 to 3 inches out there. The winds are supposed to pick up and we get -5 about 11 AM when I plan on cleaning the snow.
Overnite it's -6 without the wind.
How about you?
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:24 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:25 AM (dLLD6)
Ousted U.S. ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch spoke at an event at Georgetown on Wednesday about her concern with the current state of affairs at the State Department.
Yovanovitch said, "Right now, the State Department is in trouble. Senior leaders lack policy vision, moral clarity, leadership. The policy process has been replaced by decisions emanating from the top with little discussion, vacancies go unfilled, and our officers are increasingly wondering whether it is safe to express concerns about policies even behind closed doors..."
Short version -- We're the experts, dammit. Senior officials don't know fuck! Also, Trump is a poopyhead.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:25 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:25 AM (dLLD6)
what airport? I am in my Office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:26 AM (nRk/c)
At this point, even if we get a big snow, it'll melt quick. I'm so glad it's not early January. I'm so glad it wasn't a winter like last....it's almost been blissful. In an upper-midwest sorta way.
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:27 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (ORJvl)
Tried to watch something on Youtube the other day, and Bloomie kept interrupting with commercials.
I couldn't hit the mute button quick enough, and after two ads, gave up what I was trying to watch.
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:03 AM (L3Rsz)
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Ever notice that Youtube sometimes pops up a "For a price you can blow off commercials" box? Youtube Premium at just $11.99/month.
I usually click the ad at least once. Sometimes you can request more info by entering an e-mail address. I use "Heywood@UBloMe.com".
Posted by: Groundhog at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (VYwSh)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:26 AM (nRk/c)
Well....it's always a good bet you are going somewhere.
Wish me luck. I'm off to Newark in a few hours.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (dLLD6)
DID SOMEONE KNOCK DOWN THAT WALL.
Don't see the skimpies promised..............or Ren for that matter?
Posted by: saf at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (5IHGB)
Of course, about 25 percent of the men will too, but, that's the price you pay
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)
Kilts are okay. As to the wimmens, Make Micro-Minis Great Again.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:29 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: lizabth
True. It's been easy.
Luckily, my wife got sick (stay with me) and we missed out on a trip to Galena yesterday with friends. They went anyway, he would be driving, and I'm betting route 20 between Galena and Freeport is white knuckle time.
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:30 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:30 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:31 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Groundhog
No wonder I'm getting all this junk mail in my spam folder.
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:28 AM (dLLD6)
Flying or dropping off or picking up?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:31 AM (nRk/c)
Have a serene day, everyone. May you have a winter survival kit, and not need it. Winter can be so beautiful. Until you shovel it.
In public, however, head on a swivel and have a Mattis Plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2020 06:31 AM (u82oZ)
At this point, even if we get a big snow, it'll melt quick. I'm so glad it's not early January. I'm so glad it wasn't a winter like last....it's almost been blissful. In an upper-midwest sorta way.
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:27 AM (L3Rsz)
When one lives downwind from a Lake, one learns NOT to tempt the Fates with such insolence!
until mid-April at least!
Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 06:32 AM (GC07d)
Wish me luck. I'm off to Newark in a few hours.
by CBD
------------
Ah. Robot Hell. Well then, cheerio and all that, wut!
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:33 AM (ORJvl)
Flying. Back on Wednesday. Wanna get a beer?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:33 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2020 06:33 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:34 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: saf at February 13, 2020 06:35 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2020 06:33 AM (G2zl5)
U Block works well too. I've used both.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:35 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 13, 2020 06:36 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:33 AM (ORJvl)
???
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 06:36 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 13, 2020 06:36 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 06:37 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 13, 2020 06:37 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:37 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Kitty at February 13, 2020 06:37 AM (NLEnr)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:38 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2020 06:34 AM (L3Rsz)
Smug Upwind-er !
Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 06:39 AM (GC07d)
Humidity 94% here. Temps in mid 70s...
Got a good price. The unit was 13 years old, and the compressor died. It was not unexpected.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:39 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 06:40 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 06:40 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Sounds like an obit for an air conditioner
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM)
A big jump in cases reported in China since yesterday
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM)
While My Wallet Gently Weeps.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:44 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 06:45 AM (cAKts)
???
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Futurama - Bender goes to hell and the gang has to rescue him.
Leela: Who'd have that Robot Hell was real?
Fry: And that it was in New Jersey!
The show never missed a chance to poke NJ with a stick.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:45 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 06:45 AM (cAKts)
Actually that is just what we need...should put PDT over the top for a landslide
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:46 AM (nRk/c)
A big jump in cases reported in China since yesterday
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)
They were saying it was because a bunch of cases went from the 'suspected' column into the 'confirmed' one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 06:46 AM (cAKts)
But if you do work with Trump!, and we don't like what you do, we're going to impeach you.
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Thanks. I was thinking that they came across a pod of virus or something.
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 06:48 AM (vd8XM)
Well maybe if you took your collective asses out of your ass, you might have noticed.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 06:49 AM (nRk/c)
Some guy on YouTube talking about concealed carry, wearing an "I'll Be In My Bunk" t shirt.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:49 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2020 06:50 AM (EK+jJ)
Yeah, after 4 years of Shrillary and 4 more of Jon Cary, NOW the SD is in trouble.
Bitch, please.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 06:51 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:49 AM (ORJvl)
To be fair, it was Jayne Cobb I first heard utter it on Firefly. We have just beaten it to death.*
*Intended.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 13, 2020 06:51 AM (cAKts)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:56 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2020 07:03 AM (bT7Yc)
When I sun come up I can start shoveling; only looks like about an inch, yay.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:09 AM (zlgJP)
I feel a nap coming on.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 07:10 AM (ORJvl)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,
Time for breakfast for me too.
But, I'm waiting for the snowplow to go by before I fire up the snowblower.
Damn sneaky snowplow
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 07:11 AM (vd8XM)
Very similar to exactly what was predicted here at the onset.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:11 AM (tT0V4)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 13, 2020 07:12 AM (cuot+)
Very similar to exactly what was predicted here at the onset.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:11 AM (tT0V4)
Everyone know that the DoJ cannot go after criminal Dems.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:12 AM (JFO2v)
Very similar to exactly what was predicted here at the onset.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:11 AM
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Yep, it's almost like they coordinated all of this outrage.
In another week or so, shiff and nadler will open investigations which I predict will lead to yet another impeachment vote in the House.
Let's face it, that's all they have left to motivate their base. They were projecting record voter turnout in Iowa and NH and that flopped big time.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:13 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Colin at February 13, 2020 07:14 AM (sUl9n)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 06:45 AM (ORJvl)
Got it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 07:14 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: rhennigantx
You only partially joke.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 07:14 AM (S9U/P)
Very similar to exactly what was predicted here at the onset.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"
Every member of his cabinet should get ready for endless harassment, smears, subpoena, investigation etc... And his campaign staff as well. It is all the Dems have. It is who they are.
Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2020 07:14 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2020 07:15 AM (bT7Yc)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 07:15 AM (arJlL)
I thought Trump did actually have record voter turnout for an incumbent in New Hampshire?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:15 AM (tT0V4)
What I believe is that its not a job for the Fed, Powell said. The Fed has a particular role and particular authorities, and lending to state and local governments, and supporting them when theyre in bankruptcy is not part of our mandate.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:16 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:16 AM (oVJmc)
Seems like they always come around for one more pass to harvest enough snow to at least make an effort to fill the driveway again.
Saw one of my neighbors slyly park his pickup across the driveway after clearing it, to make the plow swerve out to mid-road with its cargo.
I hear the unique noise of a plow truck in the distance now ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:17 AM (zlgJP)
Bloomys burned thru $280 MILLION for zero votes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:19 AM (tT0V4)
I thought Trump did actually have record voter turnout for an incumbent in New Hampshire?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:15 AM (tT0V4)
For an incumbent he got the most vote ever D or R. But the R turnout was down about 40% as there was really no need to vote.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v)
"They were projecting record voter turnout in Iowa and NH and that flopped big time."
I thought Trump did actually have record voter turnout for an incumbent in New Hampshire?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:15 AM
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Yes Trump did but the democrats didn't even come close to what they were predicting in voter turnout because orange man bad rage was supposed to motivate voters in the hundreds of thousands to oust Drumpf.
Matter of fact, Trump got more votes than obama and bush II combined. The best turnout numbers in history for an incumbent President.
The democrats have no idea what's coming in November.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (JUOKG)
Are they gonna do the same cracker jack yob the gov does now in stopping spam phone calls?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (nRk/c)
Got it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Excellent! I got one more example, first season.
Bender and Fry are looking for an apartment, they all suck until finally...
Fry: It's perfect! Wait. What's the catch?
Gay Realtor: Well, technically....we're in New Jersey.
smash cut back to the office, Fry bemoaning the lack of decent housing..
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 13, 2020 07:21 AM (ORJvl)
Yes Trump did but the democrats didn't even come close to what they were predicting in voter turnout because orange man bad rage was supposed to motivate voters in the hundreds of thousands to oust Drumpf.
What the Dems have missed in their plans is the fact that continued and repeated failure demoralizes their base.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:22 AM (oVJmc)
Are they gonna do the same cracker jack yob the gov does now in stopping spam phone calls?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (nRk/c)
Free and Open Internet scares the shit out of Progressives.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
Are they gonna do the same cracker jack yob the gov does now in stopping spam phone calls?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (nRk/c) "
I'm sure they'll do even better !
In order to completely protect your privacy they will need to record and store every keystroke and packet, of course.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:23 AM (zlgJP)
Never divide by zero.
Bad shit happens.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:19 AM (tT0V4)
Other than performing an abortion live on stage what is he really saying he is gonna do??
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:23 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 13, 2020 07:23 AM (cuot+)
What agency? Just expose companies to liability by making data collection opt-in. Then it will stop.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:24 AM (oVJmc)
In order to completely protect your privacy they will need to record and store every keystroke and packet, of course.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:23 AM
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Pretty sure Bob at the NSA is already doing that.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:24 AM (JUOKG)
He has earned my children's undying hate because of all of the ads he flooded Youtube with. He's got that going for him.
Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2020 07:25 AM (MmFTx)
the Kung Flu went from 45K+ cases yesterday to 60K+ this morning "
I believe they simply changed a definition, causing a recalculation of the numbers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:25 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: tbodie at February 13, 2020 07:25 AM (21UM+)
holy siht
the Kung Flu went from 45K+ cases yesterday to 60K+ this morning
tinyurl.com/uwns6z5
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 13, 2020 07:23 AM (cuot+)
I think it is because they alter the test to detect the 2019-nCoV.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: saf at February 13, 2020 07:26 AM (5IHGB)
ever worked at or patient I have ever seen has said, "I am so sick, and
have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?
New Orleans-based epidemiology expert Gabrielle Perry
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Will Gabrielle scream and rant when men gaze at her un-bra'd chest? Of course she will.
Besides, there are other options besides underwires. Coobies are very, very comfortable and they beat wearing nothing at all.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:27 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:24 AM (JUOKG) "
But due to minor legal technicalities he cannot share it with all the other patriotic firefighters who want to protect your privacy !
And what about the News Media, and your neighbors ?
They Have Concerns !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:27 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: tbodie at February 13, 2020 07:28 AM (21UM+)
I believe they simply changed a definition, causing a recalculation of the numbers.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:25 AM
makes sense, but it's gonna freak a lot of people out
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at February 13, 2020 07:29 AM (cuot+)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Coobie doobie dooo............
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 07:29 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:29 AM (oVJmc)
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Maybe it's just a reflex of mine, but no more gov't agencies!
I can already see it morphing into a censoring apparatus.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:30 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:30 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Lady in Black
You take that back!
Or we'll ban you!
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 07:30 AM (vd8XM)
ever worked at or patient I have ever seen has said, "I am so sick, and
have all of these questions, but can you cover up your titties first?
New Orleans-based epidemiology expert Gabrielle Perry
--
Will Gabrielle scream and rant when men gaze at her un-bra'd chest? Of course she will.
Besides, there are other options besides underwires. Coobies are very, very comfortable and they beat wearing nothing at all.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:27 AM (JoUsr)
FREE THE TITS
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 07:31 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: tbodie at February 13, 2020 07:28 AM (21UM+)
thorazine starts wearing off after about 10 hours.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I thought Trump was in India ?
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 07:33 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:33 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (JUOKG)
Actually, I think they do.
That's why they are panicking. They're scrambling harder than a cat with diarrhea on linoleum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 07:34 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 07:31 AM (WI7YS)
My guess is that less than 3 people in the room knew what to ask! You would have to not got to the anti-trump bar and drink your progressive martini. But do a little work. My guess is most of those fuckers are too lazy to even look on their phones on the ride over to see what is really happening.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:34 AM (JFO2v)
is absolutely ignorant and rude and happy to be so. Ecuadoran President
and his wife are here for visit to talk with President Trump about
issues related to the countries working together, and the first question
is about Stone and the DOJ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 07:31 AM
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It's almost like they want to embarrass Trump and generate sound bites for democrats for this fall.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:34 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 07:35 AM (xceTB)
Most reporters probably couldn't find Ecuador on a map. Seriously.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 07:36 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:37 AM (oVJmc)
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LOL, I gotta remember that one.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:37 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:37 AM (oVJmc)
Can we add that to March 17?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v)
You want Dolly Parton
You'll settle for Morgana
You'll get Stacy Abrams
Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 07:36 AM (xceTB)
That mental picture was uncalled for.
Posted by: tbodie at February 13, 2020 07:38 AM (21UM+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:36 AM (oVJmc)
I *might* have a spot of trouble with that one myself, unless they include a projection of the equator thru SA.
As Slo Joe Biden would say, that's a Big Fucking Deal.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 07:39 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 07:39 AM (WI7YS)
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LOL, I gotta remember that one.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:37 AM (JoUsr)
Another...
Democrat's chances in November are shakier than a dog trying to pass a peach pit.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 07:41 AM (zqs/f)
Posted by: George V at February 13, 2020 07:41 AM (U2Tva)
Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2020 07:41 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:41 AM (tT0V4)
As Slo Joe Biden would say, that's a Big Fucking Deal.
Posted by: GnuBreed
Equator?
Ha! Sure, like there's a country North of Canada ya damn deplorable
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 07:42 AM (vd8XM)
I think Singapore is both reliable in reporting and no nonsense in addressing this, so I'm keeping an eye on them.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 07:42 AM (G546f)
That's next to Ecuador, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 07:44 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2020 07:45 AM (JoUsr)
I think Singapore is both reliable in reporting and no nonsense in addressing this, so I'm keeping an eye on them.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 07:42 AM (G546f) "
Huh. Interesting point.
Not nice people, particularly, but not fulla bs either.
Thanks !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:46 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 13, 2020 07:41 AM (zqs/f)
Can we quote you on this?
Posted by: The avocado growers union at February 13, 2020 07:46 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: Lady in Black
The majority of Illinois keeps voting for Dems, maybe we are too stupid to pump our own gas?
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 07:46 AM (vd8XM)
Bimbo reporter :
Did you think it was wrong to tweet about Rogers Stone's trial?
Aaaaargh!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2020 07:48 AM (WI7YS)
Every time I fill my tank, it's like that scene from Zoolander.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 07:48 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2020 07:49 AM (Izzlo)
^This^ is what true democracy looks like. Tyranny of the majority. They can, and will, dictate how you live your life.
Posted by: tbodie at February 13, 2020 07:49 AM (21UM+)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2020 07:46 AM (vd8XM)
The majority of Illinois lives in crook and the collar counties. Please leave us south of I-80 and west I-39 out of you insults.
Posted by: Hey now at February 13, 2020 07:50 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 13, 2020 07:51 AM (muI26)
1146 The democrats have no idea what's coming in November.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 07:20 AM (JUOKG)
Actually, I think they do.
That's why they are panicking. They're scrambling harder than a cat with diarrhea on linoleum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 07:34 AM (XF4b
They are going to lose the house and they know it. And it won't be Paul Ryan in the speaker's chair.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 13, 2020 07:51 AM (w+Ped)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 07:51 AM (zlgJP)
people this aint justice
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And Eggo waffles.
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