The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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Canada, to the extent that anyone ever thinks about it, is America's hat, has a surprisingly good sniper corps, and is rapidly descending into Leftist hell, filled with a compliant, reliably progressive population that has forgotten what freedom feels like.

And what better way to demonstrate your progressive bona fides than to fête a convicted terrorist, a man who killed an American medic! It's delicious! Celebrate anti-Western terrorism and take a shot at America...all in one fell swoop.

The Standing Ovation That Canadians Gave To The Islamic Murderer Omar Khadr Tells Us That Most Canadians Have Lost The Will To Live

Omar Khadr, a scion of a “Palestinian” and Egyptian family that made a home for itself in Toronto, killed a US medic in Afghanistan. For this action he was awarded ten million dollars by the Canadian government and was called a “magnificent gentleman” by the moderator of a Q&A session following a talk that he was invited to give at Dalhousie University in Halifax, Nova Scotia. The only reason Mr. Khadr is famous and the only reason he was invited to give the talk was his and his family being members of the Al-Qaeda terror organization on whose behalf he fought against the United States and against his own country of birth and citizenship, Canada. Regardless of this fact and although Mr. Khadr in his entire life has done nothing of note other than killing an American military medic, no questions were allowed about his crime, his subsequent ten year stint at Guantanamo, or his release and the award of ten million dollars for being “wrongfully imprisoned”.
It's amazing that the Left consistently approves of murder. Where have they not? Oh, I guess the Nordic socialists aren't too keen on killing, although abortion is quite popular there...But socialism invariably descends into murder.

It's too bad that Canada is as far down the slippery slope to the next socialist nightmare. They have been loyal allies of ours for a very long time, and the Canadians have a reputation for being ferocious fighters. But all things must pass, and the days of Canada being a free and independent country seem to be ending.

But we are not immune to the lunacy that is driving that descent. One of the grand dames of Hollywood was an out-and-proud cheerleader for the Vietcong and the North Vietnamese, and that hurt her career not a whit. And I recall a recent president and his ghostwriter, who seems to have gotten his start as a homegrown terrorist. The list goes on and on. Hell, how many communists and their fellow travelers did we have in government beginning in the 1920s, and continuing today? We can begin with the entire list of Democrat candidates for president!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 first

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 13, 2020 11:00 AM (8D42x)

2 Sweet!

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 11:00 AM (GC07d)

3 Top 5?

Posted by: Guzalot at February 13, 2020 11:00 AM (prSvo)

4 yay, and now i can be productive at work.

i'll fetch the others.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 13, 2020 11:00 AM (8D42x)

5 Top 800!

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 13, 2020 11:00 AM (88+cf)

6 Dagnabit!

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 11:00 AM (GC07d)

7 yo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2020 11:02 AM (kxgFI)

8 Never forget, the left wants you dead. Their assault on the 2A is just part of the process to make you easier to subjugate or kill.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 13, 2020 11:02 AM (prSvo)

9 Trump needs to start another wall on the northern border.

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 11:03 AM (SUJyY)

10 Alas.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2020 11:04 AM (QLPEO)

11 Don't you remember the Hollywood blacklist being even worse than slavery?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 11:04 AM (Yp/pV)

12 What the actual fuck??

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 13, 2020 11:04 AM (Ez6QX)

13 Are possums safe in this thread?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2020 11:04 AM (wzVKm)

14 Socialism = death

Death of freedom
Death of ideas
Death of work

Eventually killing people is not even a stretch, just the next logical step required to make the plans work.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 11:04 AM (JFO2v)

15 It's too bad that Canada is as far down the slippery slope to the next socialist nightmare. They have been loyal allies of ours for a very long time, and the Canadians have a reputation for being ferocious fighters. But all things must pass, and the days of Canada being a free and independent country seem to be ending.

Men without chests, eh?

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 11:04 AM (GC07d)

16 When we decide the time is right, we'll take them without firing a shot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 11:04 AM (iXnsK)

17 So the Canucks reward terrorists that kill Americans... just so we're clear on that.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 13, 2020 11:05 AM (X+a7J)

18 *types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 11:05 AM (QyoQ9)

19 In early. Now to read.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 11:05 AM (veJcn)

20 Just a wall of match boxes will suffice

remember, they are just limeys

Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2020 11:06 AM (rpxSz)

21
So the Canucks reward terrorists that kill Americans... just so we're clear on that.
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts!


Maybe we should return the favor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 11:06 AM (aKsyK)

22 I knew Canada was lost when they cancelled Don Cherry.

Posted by: CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER at February 13, 2020 11:06 AM (vI+F1)

23 Men without chests, eh?
Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 11:04 AM (GC07d)
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Canada: Where the lumberjacks wear high heels and press wild flowers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 11:06 AM (QyoQ9)

24 Anybody watching Pelosi's press conference. I can't bear to after her last incoherent ramble.

Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2020 11:07 AM (G0vdT)

25 Oh Canada.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 13, 2020 11:07 AM (/Njku)

26 Canadians...uh...you know they left this country because they preferred the British yoke?

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2020 11:07 AM (X/Pw5)

27 7
yo

Posted by: Martini Farmer
--
Today? Happy B'day.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 11:07 AM (veJcn)

28 First they came for Don Cherry, but I said nothing, because I didn't agree w his tailor.

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 11:07 AM (GC07d)

29 -
--So the Canucks reward terrorists that kill Americans... just so we're clear on that.
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 13, 2020 11:05 AM

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So does America!

Posted by: Billy Ayers at February 13, 2020 11:07 AM (aSKRB)

30 I will say this about Canada, outside of the cities of Toronto, Montreal and Ottawa, it still is pretty conservative. Trouble is those three metropolitan areas, control the rest of the country and they're swarming with leftists.

Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (gmo/4)

31 Are possums safe in this thread?

Posted by: Bandersnatch
--
As long as the otters are resting.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (veJcn)

32 I'm was an optimistic person by nature who had turned into an optimistic realist who has turned into a part time pessimist .

I don't see a peaceful solution to our situation. I can see the continued concessions to avoid violence for the duration . The one step forward two steps backwards process that's been going on for the last 100 years.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (Uytaa)

33 Government dependence (particularly socialized medicine) makes you stupid and meek.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (iXnsK)

34 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (arJlL)

35 " the days of Canada being a free and independent country seem to be ending."

This seems to be going around. Our days may not be ending, but we are certainly in a pitched fight to keep it from happening.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (H8QX8)

36 Speaking of Hanoi Jane, Instapundit has a tweet of hers:

"At Oscars wearing Pomellato jewelry because it only uses responsible, ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds."

"Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (aS1PU)

37 I'm just sitting around now waiting to see if my plumbing repair holds.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (yQpMk)

38 *tips hat to Central Scrutinizer*

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 11:09 AM (GC07d)

39 Canada has the same Coastal and Urban issues that we do, looks like. Concentrated populations breed Progressivism and Communism, or just are Attractors?

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:09 AM (90T4r)

40 Fire Ron McLean and bring back Don Cherry!

Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 11:09 AM (gmo/4)

41 Who determined that Khadr was wrongfully imprisoned? Was he represented by that dogshit firm Jethro Bodine Holder, double aught attorney at law, chased ambulances for?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 11:09 AM (Yp/pV)

42 Jesse Lieu passed over run over and killed by the Orange has resigned.

Posted by: Well Buh at February 13, 2020 11:09 AM (WX+x0)

43 Somebody in the previous thread nicknamed Bootygag "Teacher's pet" and "tattletale." I suspect that most of the Dem candidates would squeal on any of the others if they thought it would bring some advantage -- and that's not surprising. What's surprising is that, if one of them did that, the media would proclaim him/her a hero and a "protector of our democracy."

Which in a way he would be; he'd have removed one commie from the list of would-be presidents. The fewer of those we have, the better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 11:09 AM (Ejm1K)

44 Canada; still number one at being just north of the USA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 11:09 AM (pw+jk)

45 I'm just sitting around now waiting to see if my plumbing repair holds.--
Stand before you flush

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 13, 2020 11:10 AM (veJcn)

46 And screw any American vacationing abroad who claims to be Canadian.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 11:10 AM (Uytaa)

47 Meanwhile, in the Canadian Navy, every one of their fleet subs were dockside for all of last year.
Maintenance, they say.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 11:10 AM (axyOa)

48 Was it over for Andrew Jackson when the Treaty of Ghent was signed? Well, if fighting on was good enough for Major General Jackson, it should be good enough for Trump!


Plus, I want some payback for that burning of the White House thing ...

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 11:10 AM (WqPYg)

49 No way in hell that guy should have got out of Gitmo. I lived in Canada for a few years (Alberta) and even there, an area that mimics much of our flyover country, there is a growing socialist rot. Remember when we thought the northern border was secure? Good times.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 11:10 AM (PQRcz)

50 33 Government dependence (particularly socialized medicine) makes you stupid and meek.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (iXnsK)

My guess is that stopping Canadians from paying cash for US healthcare would kill 10k to 20k.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 11:10 AM (JFO2v)

51 Welp... seems like it's finally time for us to see if Alberta and Saskatchewan really will secede and ask to be our newest states, rather than put up with the Toronto-Ottawa-Montreal corridor anymore.

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at February 13, 2020 11:11 AM (1Pas+)

52 >>I will say this about Canada, outside of the cities of Toronto, Montreal and Ottawa, it still is pretty conservative. Trouble is those three metropolitan areas, control the rest of the country and they're swarming with leftists.

You will find this trend in countries around the world including here. The great divide is now urban vs rural.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 11:11 AM (ZLI7S)

53 So the Canucks reward terrorists that kill Americans... just so we're clear on that.
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts!

Maybe we should return the favor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Tired of talking about it. If we ain't going to start killing them, why waste time talking about it?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 11:11 AM (S9U/P)

54 I would shed a single tear if Mr. Omar Khadr were shot dead in a "botched robbery".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2020 11:11 AM (yQpMk)

55 "Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?

As far as I can tell, it means Our Betters only wear a piece of jewelry once, so it's important that it be "green" or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (ZGrMX)

56 Canada has some very good looking women and lots of soi-boys.
Easy win, good prizes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (pw+jk)

57 37 I'm just sitting around now waiting to see if my plumbing repair holds.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (yQpMk)

Uhhh, no one mentioned you outta stop that or you'll go blind?

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (GC07d)

58
He killed a US medic in Afghanistan? Can't we go pick him up?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (M9ntN)

59 36 Speaking of Hanoi Jane, Instapundit has a tweet of hers:

"At Oscars wearing Pomellato jewelry because it only uses responsible, ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds."

"Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (aS1PU)

The hoarders, capitalists, and black marketers did not need their teeth or jewelry in the camps.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (JFO2v)

60 Trump is magnificent. But starting in 2020 we're going to need more than a great economy, tax cuts, tweets, and exhilarating rallies. We'll need criminal prosecutions of the deep state, major reformation of the education system, better definition of the Left's threat. We'll need a more open and clarified war.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (H8QX8)

61 🚫 �

"Make Western Canada American!"

Okay, MWCA is no MAGA - a work in progress.

Posted by: mindful webworker
I had this all worked out
at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (TIFWI)

62 Speaking of Hanoi Jane, Instapundit has a tweet of hers:

"At Oscars wearing Pomellato jewelry because it only uses responsible, ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds."

"Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (aS1PU)


****

Absolutely clueless.
Virtue signal much there Jane?
I wonder if she understands just how idiotic she sounds?
A complete fool.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (axyOa)

63 How about forbidding them from coming here for their health care -- so they can stay and enjoy the rationing, wait lists, and substandard care from third world doctors that they voted for, good and hard?

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (WqPYg)

64 Can the medic's estate sue for wrongful death?
What's ten million Canadian worth in real money?

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at February 13, 2020 11:13 AM (xmKbk)

65 "Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?

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I think a reasonable translation is "LOLGF".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 11:13 AM (+y/Ru)

66 "Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?

It means the person who wrote that is an idiot.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 13, 2020 11:13 AM (muI26)

67 Calling Mayor Choad Teacher's Pet works for me.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 11:13 AM (Yp/pV)

68 How come we never hear about the destruction of the rain forests anymore? Not that long ago that's ALL we heard every day that the destruction of the rain forests would be the doom of the earth. It's not a cool thing that the rain forests are being destroyed but the End of The World hysteria that went along with it was awful. But why is there silence about it now? Doesn't St. Greta care?

Always going from one outrage to the next without rhyme or reason.

Posted by: the walls are closing in at February 13, 2020 11:13 AM (6h9W9)

69 Anyone ever been to Vancouver? Frisco North.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:13 AM (90T4r)

70 "Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (aS1PU)

Apparently gold and diamonds are not mined, but grown on farms.

That reminds me: the platinum in my garden should start blooming soon. Should be pretty beautiful.

Posted by: Surfperch, Precious Metals Micro-Rancher at February 13, 2020 11:13 AM (ovHX/)

71
*Munkey*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2020 11:14 AM (kw0bd)

72 What's ten million Canadian worth in real money?


A buck fiddy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 13, 2020 11:14 AM (yQpMk)

73 Lt Gen John Kelly giving Lt Col Vindman a shoulder to cry on.
spit

Posted by: Well Buh at February 13, 2020 11:14 AM (WX+x0)

74 I suspect Canada has the same urban disease that we have here in the US. And Canada's population is so small that Canadian Politics are essentially the politics of Toronto, Montreal, and Quebec. (the cities)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)

75 Apparently gold and diamonds are not mined, but grown on farms.

To be fair, diamonds can be and are cheaply grown in factories. Only DeBeers marketing makes people think they're inferior. Dutch fuckers.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2020 11:14 AM (ZGrMX)

76 Dear Heavens to Betsy!

Biden on the View right now!

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2020 11:14 AM (MIKMs)

77 73 Lt Gen John Kelly giving Lt Col Vindman a shoulder to cry on.

I smelled trouble with this bonehead from the beginning.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (H8QX8)

78 Diamonds are carbon. And Carbon is Sin, or something, so you have to spend extra indulgances money to get your diamonds ethically. Duh.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (KUaJL)

79 "Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?

As far as I can tell, it means Our Betters only wear a piece of jewelry once, so it's important that it be "green" or something.
Posted by: Ian S.


Fake silver bracelets will turn your arm green.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (S9U/P)

80 The arc of humanness bends to the sustainable and ecological types of democracy through approved rites of passage and bans.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (pw+jk)

81 Sustainable diamonds and gold? All that carbon footprint in mining and manufacturing just to serve the vanity of rich leftists and let them hang baubles on themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (iXnsK)

82
Any nation that inflicts the unholy concoction called poutine on the world needs a good nuking.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (kw0bd)

83 When we decide the time is right, we'll take them without firing a shot


When that time comes, the Canadians will pray to Allah and fight like hell for their virgins.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (6v3tA)

84 The productivity gains of "capitalism" have been confiscated by oligarchs and government to fund "socialism".


We should have demanded the "workers" get their fair share, as (to some degree) Henry Ford did, in paying a higher wage and limiting the work week. But even the unions are now just fronts for the commie mafia, even if some protect higher wages for their highly controlled industries (e.g. longshoremen).


Health care for workers is under attack by Obamacare, Medicare for all is their solution. Illegals and non-English speakers are given welfare priority ... "vote for me and I'll give it to you Free".


Government has a big role, in keeping the self reliant worker class moving ahead, protecting them from the oligarchs that use $$$ to make US socialist, so they can Rule U.S. via Welfare class majority vote. Bernie is not the answer ... but (good/reform) government will be a big part of the answer to the DeepState mafia infiltration.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (Cus5s)

85 Can someone please tell me how diamonds are "sustainable"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (Boy/L)

86 Test

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:16 AM (9CkBG)

87 Did Trudeau present the money in blackface?


I would have put that in the rider.

Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2020 11:16 AM (2Mnv1)

88 New narrative out of South Carolina when Biden finishes fourth -- "the comeback kid"?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:16 AM (H8QX8)

89 What's ten million Canadian worth in real money?
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at February 13, 2020 11:13 AM (xmKbk)

$7.5M USD or thereabouts.

Posted by: Surfperch, Precious Metals Micro-Rancher at February 13, 2020 11:16 AM (ovHX/)

90 Also, if Saskatchewan, Alberta, and Manitoba want to come on down, that's fine with me. Closer ICBM silos for the polar route.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020 11:16 AM (Boy/L)

91 Always going from one outrage to the next without rhyme or reason.
Posted by: the walls are closing in at February 13, 2020 11:13 AM (6h9W9)

The Euros were doing that last year against Brazil, and then Bolsonaro said publicly and loudly that they were all RAYCISSTS! who were trying to enslave the South Americans all over again, and he hit high enough on the Victimology Score Chart to shut them all up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:16 AM (Kpl3J)

92 Huh. Multiple comments eaten by the site.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:16 AM (9CkBG)

93 Diamonds are made of the eeeeeevil carbon!

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 11:16 AM (Yp/pV)

94 Canada has the same Coastal and Urban issues that we
do, looks like. Concentrated populations breed Progressivism and
Communism, or just are Attractors?


Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:09 AM

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There seems to be a population limit to remaining conservative for Cities.


Not sure what happens after the 500K population mark is hit, but it tends to make those Cities slide into some sort of crazy left mode. This just started in the 70s and I have no idea what causes it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 11:17 AM (JUOKG)

95 Test
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:16 AM (9CkBG)

A-

Posted by: Dr. Dr. Professor Surfperch at February 13, 2020 11:17 AM (ovHX/)

96 How about forbidding them from coming here for their health care -- so they can stay and enjoy the rationing, wait lists, and substandard care from third world doctors that they voted for, good and hard?
Posted by: ShainS,


Build a northern wall. Fuck Canaduh.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 11:17 AM (S9U/P)

97 My question for the day.

Would there be any way to find out if a person that does not have Asian genetics has died from the Coronavirus yet?


I'm really just curious if this could be a very specific genetic weapon that China was working on...would have been a hell of a way to cut down protests in Hong Kong and other regional competition.

Dunno. Just a curiosity thing today.

Posted by: H Badger at February 13, 2020 11:17 AM (n/0Nw)

98 Anyone ever been to Vancouver? Frisco North.
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:13 AM (90T4r)


Victoria is one of my favorite cities. Sadly the locals are being pushed out by the Canadian/Chinese elites who are buying up the homes and jacking taxes. Locals are pissed..and not in the Commonwealth sense.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 11:17 AM (axyOa)

99 Biden on the View right now!
Posted by: mustbequantum

Has he said "Malarkey" or "C'mon, man" yet?

Does he think he's on The Dinah Shore Show?

Posted by: Biergood at February 13, 2020 11:17 AM (yb6r+)

100 Two phrases I'm really sick of hearing from the demonrats:
Rule of Law
Protecting and defending the Constitution.
They ignore the first when it's convenient, and they haven't done the second for the last 100 years. In fact they've been doing everything in their power to destroy it. F*cking liars.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2020 11:18 AM (VNmG1)

101 A-
Posted by: Dr. Dr. Professor Surfperch at February 13, 2020 11:17 AM (ovHX/)


Score!

The Youngest Drunken Midget is all about A minuses.

"Why would I kill myself for a 98 when I can just do good and get a 91? They count the same on the report card."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:18 AM (9CkBG)

102 Is the coronavirus a more severe flu, or is there some particularly unique feature to it?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:18 AM (H8QX8)

103 85 Can someone please tell me how diamonds are "sustainable"?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (Boy/L)

I think they're making a backhanded reference to the so-called "Blood Diamond" trade in Africa, where different guerrilla groups get control of diamond mines and sell the diamonds to fund their attacks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:18 AM (Kpl3J)

104 Most of you would be surprised that the politics of places like Calgary and Edmonton aren't too different than Toronto - Calgary is basically a more liberal Denver these days.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (PQRcz)

105 36:"Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?
Posted by: DR.WTF



It means nothing. 'Meaning' would devalue it's usefulness.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (vN4+Q)

106 Diamonds are made of the eeeeeevil carbon!
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 11:16 AM (Yp/pV)

You can burn diamonds at a high enough temperature.

Lost half my jewel crop last year to arsonists.

Posted by: Surfperch, Precious Metals Micro-Rancher at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (ovHX/)

107 Someone mentions Hanoi Jane and I suddenly feel compelled to urinate.

BBL

Posted by: Heirloominati, Pavlov's dog at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (GC07d)

108 Would there be any way to find out if a person that does not have Asian genetics has died from the Coronavirus yet?

Can't think of a way that you could target a virus like that.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (Boy/L)

109 What's ten million Canadian worth in real money?
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at February 13, 2020 11:13 AM (xmKbk)

$7.5M USD or thereabouts.
Posted by: Surfperch



Best I can go is 3.5.

Posted by: Rick from Pawn Stars at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (S9U/P)

110 "Make Western Canada American!"



Okay, MWCA is no MAGA - a work in progress.

Posted by: mindful webworker
I had this all worked out
at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (TIFWI)


NO NEWFIES!

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (88+cf)

111 Nike is coming out with a new shoe line.

The Air Bloomberg.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (q1Pj5)

112 84 The productivity gains of "capitalism" have been confiscated by oligarchs and government to fund "socialism".


We should have demanded the "workers" get their fair share, as (to some degree) Henry Ford did, in paying a higher wage and limiting the work week. But even the unions are now just fronts for the commie mafia, even if some protect higher wages for their highly controlled industries (e.g. longshoremen).


Health care for workers is under attack by Obamacare, Medicare for all is their solution. Illegals and non-English speakers are given welfare priority ... "vote for me and I'll give it to you Free".


Government has a big role, in keeping the self reliant worker class moving ahead, protecting them from the oligarchs that use $$$ to make US socialist, so they can Rule U.S. via Welfare class majority vote. Bernie is not the answer ... but (good/reform) government will be a big part of the answer to the DeepState mafia infiltration.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (Cus5s)

Businesses deduct healthcare cost but workers cannot. Government forcing people to seek employment to get their healthcare rationed by the business.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (JFO2v)

113 Socialism is easy when someone else pays your defense budget.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (R6B3R)

114 Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM ( aS1PU)-------------------------------------------------------Money really does grow on trees?

Posted by: Professor Karlint at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (PtOP4)

115 Build a northern wall. Fuck Canaduh.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 11:17 AM (S9U/P)

Positive side effect - keeps all the cold air from coming down here....

Posted by: Archer at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (gmo/4)

116 I think they're making a backhanded reference to the so-called "Blood Diamond" trade in Africa, where different guerrilla groups get control of diamond mines and sell the diamonds to fund their attacks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:18 AM (Kpl3J)


That would be ethically harvested diamonds.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2020 11:20 AM (aS1PU)

117 Sounds like they are getting to the bottom of the One Malaysia Development Board money laundering and bribery scam.

Former Malaysian PM Razak had taken over $600 million from former Saudi Minster of Finance Faisal al Turki.

Seems to be a lot of that going around these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 11:20 AM (ZLI7S)

118 Victoria is one of my favorite cities. Sadly the locals are being pushed out by the Canadian/Chinese elites who are buying up the homes and jacking taxes. Locals are pissed..and not in the Commonwealth sense.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 11:17 AM (axyOa)

Funny, Mr. Jordan61 and I were just talking last night about taking a trip up there. He's been there with his ship while he was in the CG, but I've never been.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 13, 2020 11:20 AM (Ez6QX)

119 Biden on the View right now!

This is also known as "I'm running out of money."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020 11:20 AM (Boy/L)

120 Does he think he's on The Dinah Shore Show?
Posted by: Biergood at February 13, 2020 11:17 AM (yb6r+)


Has he asked where Steve Allen or Jack Paar are?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 11:20 AM (Yp/pV)

121 OT: somebody has mentioned SJW-type problems with an online knitting group. The LibertyDaily just posted a "#WalkAway" article from one of those knitters. It's pretty good:

https://bit.ly/38AxRrD

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (xSo9G)

122 >>Biden on the View right now!

Is he sniffing hair?

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (SUJyY)

123 "Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds"

--

It's a very unfortunate typo.

The real word was "ethnically."

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (R6B3R)

124 I recently watched The Sorrow and the Pity about Vichy France collaboration with the Nazi. They showed excerpts from Jude Suss, the German produced anti-Jewish propaganda film. That caused me to become curious as to the movie so I looked it. The Jewish villain was accused of "fraud, embezzlement, treason, lecherous relations with the court ladies, accepting bribes, and trying to reestablish Catholicism." "Trying to reestablish Catholicism"? Is there nothing the Jews won't do?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)

125 Also, if Saskatchewan, Alberta, and Manitoba want to come on down, that's fine with me. Closer ICBM silos for the polar route.
=====

You know me, I have been obsessed with icebreakers for a while now so c'mon down and enjoy, but I want those damn icebreakers operational in Hudson Bay and Alaska. Will they bring enough money to do that?

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (MIKMs)

126 First they came for Don Cherry, but I said nothing, because I didn't agree w his tailor.
Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 11:07 AM (GC07d)

********

Very esoteric. I approve.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (flINI)

127 Has he asked where Steve Allen or Jack Paar are?
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 11:20 AM (Yp/pV)

No, but he called Joy Behar Louis Nye.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (H8QX8)

128 Damnit, this Canadian jihadi story has made me say foul language. This, on top of seeing snippets of a movie I never saw before The Kingdom, last night. CBD, how do you remain so calm and collected?

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (UUkQp)

129 Is he sniffing hair?

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (SUJyY)



They're all well out of his preferred demographic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (9CkBG)

130 104 Most of you would be surprised that the politics of places like Calgary and Edmonton aren't too different than Toronto - Calgary is basically a more liberal Denver these days.
Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (PQRcz)

It's a city. Would not surprise me at all. I think the Demographic Debacle has its' base in cities.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (90T4r)

131 My strong suspicion about the Coronavirus fatalities is that it's not racial (that would be difficult, since the medical difference between different races is infinitesimal) but rather, that it spreads most easily in overcrowded and unsanitary conditions. Which is most of urban Asia.

For the same reason, I think LA and San Fran are huge potential breeding grounds, but other places in the US not so much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)

132 Hooray, punk monk!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 13, 2020 11:22 AM (Ki5SV)

133 "Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM (aS1PU)

Confiscated from those pesky Juden untermenschen

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 11:22 AM (NWiLs)

134 Can someone please tell me how diamonds are "sustainable"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (Boy/L)

Well little Circa, when a mommy diamond and a daddy diamond love each other very much . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:22 AM (q1Pj5)

135 Can someone please tell me how diamonds are "sustainable"?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020


*
*

I guess Jane means that after you've worn them a couple of times, you take the diamonds back to South Africa and bury them, so somebody else can dig them up and wear them. No waste, you see.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 11:22 AM (Ejm1K)

136 121 OT: somebody has mentioned SJW-type problems with an online knitting group. The LibertyDaily just posted a "#WalkAway" article from one of those knitters. It's pretty good:

https://bit.ly/38AxRrD
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (xSo9G)

Third paragraph:

You might not think of the knitting world as a particularly political community, but you'd be wrong. Many knitters are particularly active in social justice communities and love to discuss the revolutionary role that knitters have played in our culture.

--


Oooh boy, this article is going to be a ride.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 11:22 AM (KUaJL)

137 Ethically harvested gold


******

Made using only the finest organic karats.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (m45I2)

138 Aww come on now. Whippi we had a neck and heck race down in Alabama. My delitant count is somewhat low but as Corn Flake says, it's the milk not the beer Joe.

Sarah, black folks like you sit beside me and .. Hey did I tell you about how I was born a poor black child? Well right before I invented the glass bar, I was Slow Pickems. Hey Merlin you should push back from the buffet once a week or so. Also I love women, I love the way their hair smells and all of those bumps. Even the little ones.

So I'm off to Idaho because we are going to win Utah
Thanks for having me on.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (pw+jk)

139 Hell, how many communists and their fellow travelers did we have in government beginning in the 1920s, and continuing today? We can begin with the entire list of Democrat candidates for president!

At least Eugene Debs was honest.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (Ki5SV)

140 60
Trump is magnificent. But starting in 2020 we're going to need more than
a great economy, tax cuts, tweets, and exhilarating rallies. We'll need
criminal prosecutions of the deep state, major reformation of the
education system, better definition of the Left's threat. We'll need a
more open and clarified war.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (H8QX

_______

Agreed. There is only so much one man can do (and he needs to surround himself with an army of mini-Trumps) but, thinking long-term, in addition to building a nationwide organization of perpetual acolytes -- if the country is to be saved -- he must initiate concrete actions toward the crisis in education communist indoctrination now (from pre-school to graduate school).

Eliminating the Department of Education would be a good first step. IMHO this issue is the greatest threat to the long-term survival of the nation ...

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (WqPYg)

141 >>Can someone please tell me how diamonds are "sustainable"? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020


According to the late Kobe Bryant, they can help sustain a marriage.

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (SUJyY)

142 Oooh boy, this article is going to be a ride.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 13, 2020 11:22 AM (KUaJL)

She calls Trump a proven liar and says she proudly voted for Butt.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (H8QX8)

143 Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2020 11:08 AM ( aS1PU)

Money really does grow on trees?
Posted by: Professor Karlint at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (PtOP4)

This is news to you? We've known this for decades.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (ovHX/)

144 "Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds". What does that actually mean?
Posted by: DR.WTF


Confiscated from those pesky Juden untermenschen
Posted by: Insomniac



Ethically harvested = pulled from teeth.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (S9U/P)

145 the revolutionary role that knitters have played in our culture.

When you stick the needle in your ear and it meets resistance, you should stop immediately and ask the cat for its opinion.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (Boy/L)

146 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)

And I'll bet that smoking is going to turn out to be a huge risk factor...and the Chinese smoke!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (N4t/L)

147 So I watched the.. 99 Luft Balloons video Sara Hoyt linked at Insty. Boy does she look good, can you believe she is 56?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (VjHOE)

148 Mark Steyn has some good lines about the multicultural frisson/thrill for progtards to be found in embracing the very people that want to kill them/us.

I mean, where's your commitment to multiculturalism comrade if you're only willing to accept cultures that don't want to kill you? How much more virtuous can you be than to pretend to that you're willing to give up your own life to show you're not racist?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (hdzef)

149 Made using only the finest organic karats.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (m45I2)

*snort*

Good one!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (Ez6QX)

150 Yeah that's what I figure too, just a curiosity thing.


Posted by: H Badger at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (n/0Nw)

151 @realDonaldTrump

When I terminated John Kelly, which I couldn't do fast enough, he knew full well that he was way over his head. Being Chief of Staff just wasn't for him. He came in with a bang, went out with a whimper, but like so many X's, he misses the action & just can't keep his mouth shut,...

....which he actually has a military and legal obligation to do. His incredible wife, Karen, who I have a lot of respect for, once pulled me aside & said strongly that "John respects you greatly. When we are no longer here, he will only speak well of you." Wrong!

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (cF8AT)

152 Canada has always accepted our draft dodgers and more recently active duty deserters. That has never sat well with me as a supposed ally .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (Uytaa)

153 Two phrases I'm really sick of hearing from the demonrats:
Rule of Law

-
Eric Holder got after Barr yesterday for bringing politics into the DOJ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)

154 Those soi-boi knit caps don't just knit themselves. Or Pink Pussy hats, either.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:25 AM (90T4r)

155
Ethically harvested gold

******
Made using only the finest organic karats.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (m45I2)









KEEP YOUR KARATS OUT OF MY CHILI.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2020 11:25 AM (kw0bd)

156 Coronavirus Cases: 60,414
Deaths: 1,370
Recovered: 6,295

ACTIVE CASES 52,749
Currently Infected Patients 44,706 (85%)
in Mild Condition 8,043 (15%) Serious or Critical

CLOSED CASES 7,665
Cases which had an outcome:
Recovered / Discharged 6,295 (82%)
Deaths 1,370 (18%)

So 15% of patients in serious or critical condition and 18% of closed cases are deaths. That's MUCH more serious than they would have us believe.

Source: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Posted by: Guzalot at February 13, 2020 11:25 AM (prSvo)

157 106
You can burn diamonds at a high enough temperature.

you can also distill them into a liquid that gives you fantastic speed, for a while.

Posted by: James West at February 13, 2020 11:25 AM (sGtp+)

158 155
Ethically harvested gold

******
Made using only the finest organic karats.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (m45I2)









KEEP YOUR KARATS OUT OF MY CHILI.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2020 11:25 AM (kw0bd)

Where's Cochran? He was just here a minute ago...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

159 Oil is more sustainable than diamonds, but in the long run everything is sustainable.

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2020 11:25 AM (Tnijr)

160 His incredible wife, Karen, who I have a lot of respect for, once pulled me aside & said strongly that "John respects you greatly. When we are no longer here, he will only speak well of you." Wrong!
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (cF8AT)

I never got that feeling. I always felt that Kelly had disdain for Trump.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:26 AM (H8QX8)

161 Oops.. sorry it was at Small Dead Animals

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2020 11:26 AM (VjHOE)

162 I bet, like buying a new Prius, a $100K Tesla, or spending a million or two on a custom electric Humvee, all of those diamonds were brand spanking newly cut for her jewelry.

Because how is anyone going to know you're saving the planet if you're driving around in a five year old Corrolla that didn't require any new materials?

Heck, people will just think you're poor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:26 AM (R6B3R)

163 118 Victoria is one of my favorite cities.
Posted by: Diogenes

Used to visit my grandfather in Victoria, he called it a graveyard with lights. Beautiful city and the people were old fashioned,friendly folks. That was then, much different now.

Posted by: Alice McD at February 13, 2020 11:26 AM (E+yET)

164 "Why would I kill myself for a 98 when I can just do good and get a 91? They count the same on the report card."
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:18 AM (9CkBG)


Clever girl.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 11:26 AM (wCmLp)

165 Where's Cochran? He was just here a minute ago...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 11:25 AM (NWiLs)



DIAF, all of you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:26 AM (9CkBG)

166 Two phrases I'm really sick of hearing from the demonrats:

Rule of Law



-

Eric Holder got after Barr yesterday for bringing politics into the DOJ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)

Eric "Wingman to Obama", "In Contempt of Congress" Holder?
It is to laugh.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:27 AM (q1Pj5)

167 160. Yep. Gen. Kelly always thought it was his job to make sure Trump "stayed out of trouble."

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 11:28 AM (JRaU+)

168 All this talk of Canadian dollars got me thinking...

Valentine's Day is our 40th anniversary. We spent our honeymoon in Toronto way back then, so maybe I should take the wife back there for a long weekend.

For the same room we had back then, they want $1055/night.

That will be $1400/night by the time they add taxes, parking and other fees.

Things are getting more and more expensive.

Posted by: jwest at February 13, 2020 11:28 AM (U6f/q)

169 Eric Holder got after Barr yesterday for bringing politics into the DOJ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)


I don't suppose anyone reminded that mush mouthed loser of how he terminated the voter intimidation case against the new black panthers.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 11:28 AM (Yp/pV)

170 Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds"

So she was wearing cubic zirconium?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 11:28 AM (Uytaa)

171 You might not think of the knitting world as a particularly political community, but you'd be wrong. Many knitters are particularly active in social justice communities and love to discuss the revolutionary role that knitters have played in our culture.

-
Betsy Ross knitted a flag.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

172 You might not think of the knitting world as a particularly political
community, but you'd be wrong. Many knitters are particularly active in
social justice communities and love to discuss the revolutionary role
that knitters have played in our culture.
=====

So none of them has heard of Madame Dafarge?

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2020 11:28 AM (MIKMs)

173 How large a contingent are the SJW beaver wool knitters?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:28 AM (q1Pj5)

174 Can someone please tell me how diamonds are "sustainable"?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM


I assume they're virtue signaling about "conflict diamonds/blood diamonds" so they can feel smug about spending stupid amounts of money on crystallized carbon and aluminum rust.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2020 11:28 AM (ejd/p)

175 Are there diamond mines in Chee-lay?

Because that would be pretty great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:29 AM (R6B3R)

176 Funny, Mr. Jordan61 and I were just talking last night about taking a trip up there. He's been there with his ship while he was in the CG, but I've never been.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 13, 2020 11:20 AM (Ez6QX)


By all means go.
The Buchart Gardens alone are worth the trip.
Great shops on the Main Street and dockside in the harbor is a little fish and chips stand that produces the best halibut and chips I have ever tasted!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 11:29 AM (axyOa)

177 Jesse Liu just resigned.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 11:29 AM (ZLI7S)

178 Corona virus. Breakdown of chinese numbers and a review of an Imperial College paper on case fatility ratio (CFR).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aWQzJlabrM

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 13, 2020 11:30 AM (gDKGD)

179 Cuck Fanada.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 13, 2020 11:30 AM (We5+z)

180 Clever girl.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 11:26 AM (wCmLp)


So the kids have a reading goal. "Accelerated Reader" program or AR. Books are assigned point values based on a bunch of stuff. Kids have goals.

So this convo happened. "Daddy, so I busted my butt in the first 9 weeks. Like I read all sorts of books and had all these points and figured I would easily be in the Top 10 for the grade. But then you know what? They didn't do the award thing in the auditorium like normal. They just gave us our stuff in the room. So I figured whatever. So the second 9 weeks I read like 2 points past my goal because why would I go further? THEY DID THE AWARDS AND HAD THEM ALL UP ON STAGE AND EVERYTHING."

Me "Wait. Are you telling me that you only put forth the extra effort to excel if you're going to be recognized by everyone for it?"

Her "Well....yeah. Duh."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:30 AM (9CkBG)

181 "What's ten million Canadian worth in real money?"

a decade back or so, many rich and aware folks were opening bank accounts in Canada, to avoid possible asset confiscation in the US. I forget details, but Canada was considered safer. But at this point, being the superpower seems to be a major factor in the strong dollar and the CDN has fallen away from near par.


Trump would like the USD to be lower for trade reasons ... but we just have to keep buying cheap foreign goods ... and France Germany China ... all like their currency lower. My wood chipper from Canada was a lot cheaper than the US version ... thanks Woodland Mills.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2020 11:30 AM (Cus5s)

182 "Sustainable diamonds" are mined by children who are bred early so there is a next generation of miners.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2020 11:30 AM (cfSLd)

183 Oops.. sorry it was at Small Dead Animals
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2020


*
*

You're right; Nena does look fantastic. It helps that she's wearing black and standing against a black background. But if you watch, you will see her move against lighter surfaces, and she is clearly in good shape.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 11:31 AM (Ejm1K)

184 182 "Sustainable diamonds" are mined by children who are bred early so there is a next generation of miners.
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2020 11:30 AM (cfSLd)

Minor miners

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

185 KEEP YOUR KARATS OUT OF MY CHILI.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2020 11:25 AM (kw0bd)


Ummm, waiter. I'll take his karats, please.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2020 11:31 AM (aS1PU)

186 Good riddance, Liu.

NEXT!

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 11:31 AM (Yp/pV)

187 Betsy Ross

Madame Dafarge



*********


Minnie Purl

Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:31 AM (m45I2)

188 How come we never hear about the destruction of the rain forests anymore? Not that long ago that's ALL we heard every day that the destruction of the rain forests would be the doom of the earth. It's not a cool thing that the rain forests are being destroyed but the End of The World hysteria that went along with it was awful. But why is there silence about it now? Doesn't St. Greta care?

Apparently Frankie Fabulous issued some sort of papal imbecility about the Amazon the other day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 13, 2020 11:31 AM (Ki5SV)

189 The end of western culture isn't here yet, but it has peaked and is a close to the bottom of the hill as it is its previous apex.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (KbkFc)

190 So, I'm sitting here waiting to hear back from our pharmacy, and decided to channel surf.

Sundown Joe is on The View and just said this:

"In the United States of America, African-Americans are being gunned down every day, like a massacre."

No damned words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

191 Top management of the unions are all full blown commies, but the rank and file, while usually Democrat, vote Trump.
Because they like working full time.
Bernie will be in trouble with unions. Their carefully negotiated health plans will now be shared equally with layabouts, illegals, etc.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (w7KSn)

192 187 Betsy Ross

Madame Dafarge


*********


Minnie Purl
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:31 AM (m45I2)

Oh, God help us.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (90T4r)

193 Apparently Frankie Fabulous issued some sort of papal imbecility about the Amazon the other day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing



They lose his order?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (S9U/P)

194
"Sustainable diamonds" sounds like Tatiana McGrath-esque trolling

Posted by: AltonJackson
Seeking a work-around for the Theory of Constraints
at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (hx3Q8)

195

The Civil War has begun.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (oEAms)

196 Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:30 AM (9CkBG)

Virtue / accomplishment is its own reward.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (Uytaa)

197 So the kids have a reading goal. "Accelerated Reader" program or AR. Books are assigned point values based on a bunch of stuff. Kids have goals.

--

I spoke to a teacher recently regarding AR points and requirements.

They won't say it out loud where anyone can hear it, but turning it into a graded chore is destroying the love of reading for all but the advanced readers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:33 AM (R6B3R)

198 Fvck Hanoi Jane with a ZSU-23 Shilka...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:33 AM (wYKCM)

199 >>Doesn't St. Greta care?
Her head is being squeezed.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 11:33 AM (QgtlX)

200 Betsy Ross

Madame Dafarge


*********


Minnie Purl
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:31 AM (m45I2)

Oh, God help us.
Posted by: tubal at February



Tubal's feeling needled.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 11:33 AM (axyOa)

201 196 Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:30 AM (9CkBG)

Virtue / accomplishment is its own reward.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (Uytaa)

How about participation? Hmmm?

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:33 AM (90T4r)

202 177 Jesse Liu just resigned.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 11:29 AM (ZLI7S)


More, faster, please sir.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 11:33 AM (cF8AT)

203 Fvck Hanoi Jane with a ZSU-23 Shilka...
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:33 AM


Don't tease....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2020 11:34 AM (ejd/p)

204 Fvck Hanoi Jane with a ZSU-23 Shilka...


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:33 AM (wYKCM)

Lubed or dry?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:34 AM (q1Pj5)

205 Hey Olmert and head of J Street kissed up to Abbas, so many in the West have lost the will to live.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 11:34 AM (nRk/c)

206 Don't write off Canadians yet. This happened at a university and as you well know, universities are hives of scum and villainy as well as being full of really stupid people.

Posted by: all doubt removed at February 13, 2020 11:34 AM (S2eH9)

207 Sundown Joe is on The View and just said this:

"In the United States of America, African-Americans are being gunned down every day, like a massacre."

No damned words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

--

Apparently they get raped like hell, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:34 AM (R6B3R)

208 To those of you who were interested in the Rudyard Kipling collection offered for free on my neighborhood Nextdoor, I still haven't heard from the woman I PM'd.


I've heard complaints that people offering things for free or for sale never bother to let people know if something is still available or not.

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

209 121 OT: somebody has mentioned SJW-type problems with an online knitting group. The LibertyDaily just posted a "#WalkAway" article from one of those knitters. It's pretty good:

https://bit.ly/38AxRrD
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2020 11:21 AM (xSo9G)

That is a FANTASTIC article.

"She calls Trump a proven liar and says she proudly voted for Butt.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (H8QX"

That's the point! She's clearly not on our side, and yet she still says that she knows that Trump is going to win, and that he deserves to win. The Left is having a huge number of quiet desertions - and I think a whole lot of black voters are going to be in that boat. They may not vote for our side, but they will quietly walk away and just disengage completely. That's still a win for us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)

210 Jesse Liu just resigned.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 11:29 AM (ZLI7S)

Great!!!

Let the whole DOJ resign. CLose it down to open it up. Power to the people. right on man

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2020 11:35 AM (nRk/c)

211 177 Jesse Liu just resigned.



Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2020 11:29 AM (ZLI7S)

===
Her tell all book to be out by April. Number 1 on NYT best sellers. Number 3,987,421 on Amazon in political fiction.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 11:35 AM (pw+jk)

212 @Yamiche

Hope Hicks, who left the White House in 2018, is coming back to the White House. Her title will be counselor to the president and senior adviser. She will be working for Jared Kushner's office.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 11:35 AM (cF8AT)

213 "In the United States of America, African-Americans are being gunned down by other African-Americans every day, like a massacre."

-
Fixed that for you, Sundown.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)

214 Sundown Joe is on The View and just said this:

"In the United States of America, African-Americans are being gunned down every day, like a massacre."

No damned words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020


*
*

In one of the "news" stories, Joe is quoted as saying that two states out of 50 is 2%. No, you mid-Atlantic imbecile, it's 4%!!!!

And nobody has questioned this, either then or in stories since. Gahhhh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 11:35 AM (Ejm1K)

215 They won't say it out loud where anyone can hear it, but turning it into a graded chore is destroying the love of reading for all but the advanced readers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:33 AM (R6B3R)


That plus the insane computerization of everything. You know what the first thing my kindergarten teacher wife has to teach her students?

Their login and password. They total 18 numbers. A bunch of 5 year olds, many of them in her class some variety of special ed, trying to memorize 18 digit login/passwords. Brilliant.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:35 AM (9CkBG)

216 The Civil War has begun.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 13, 2020

I'd say that one side has finally decided it is time to engage the long-simmering, now almost boiling conflict..

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 13, 2020 11:36 AM (We5+z)

217 207 Sundown Joe is on The View and just said this:

"In the United States of America, African-Americans are being gunned down every day, like a massacre."

No damned words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

=========================

So why should I, white middle class law-abiding citizen, give up MY guns?

Posted by: Guzalot at February 13, 2020 11:36 AM (prSvo)

218 Joe Biden #138 - this one really needs to be dubbed onto his view appearance.

Ah, to have video capability again... and get myself in trouble...

Posted by: mindful webworker
once and future fail
at February 13, 2020 11:36 AM (TIFWI)

219 Jane Fonda. Older than Pelosi, but with better access to quality tannis leaves, apparently. I suspect there are puffs of dust produced when she moves, though.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:36 AM (90T4r)

220 153:Eric Holder got after Barr yesterday for bringing politics into the DOJ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Thank you Mr. Wingman for your input. A steaming pile of feces would be an improvement over Holder.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2020 11:36 AM (vN4+Q)

221 Nena nyah?

Anyplace anywhere anytime

https://youtu.be/LrKlO1Tr2IE

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:36 AM (wYKCM)

222 Hope Hicks, who left the White House in 2018, is coming back to the White House. Her title will be counselor to the president and senior adviser. She will be working for Jared Kushner's office.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 11:35 AM (cF8AT)



Return of The Elf

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:36 AM (9CkBG)

223 That plus the insane computerization of everything. You know what the first thing my kindergarten teacher wife has to teach her students?

Their login and password. They total 18 numbers. A bunch of 5 year olds, many of them in her class some variety of special ed, trying to memorize 18 digit login/passwords. Brilliant.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:35 AM (9CkBG)

--

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:37 AM (R6B3R)

224 How large a contingent are the SJW beaver wool knitters?


Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:28 AM (q1Pj5)

Is it ethically harvested beaver wool?

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 13, 2020 11:37 AM (88+cf)

225 So the Canucks reward terrorists that kill Americans... just so we're clear on that.
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 13, 2020 11:05 AM (X+a7J)

Omar Khadr is as much a Canadian as Ilhan Omar or Nidal Hassan are Americans.

Canada is not feting and rewarding Khadr, it's the filthy Liberal scum.

We need a military coup in Canada, or outright annexation by the USA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 11:37 AM (LxWV7)

226 Hey, if Canadians are ok with murder, why is Omar still sucking oxygen?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (l4C/z)

227 Jane D'Oh @ 190- Did he mean to say in the United States of America 'African-Americans are being gunned down every day by other African-Americans.'? Because that would be true from the beautiful city of Savannah to the shithole of Oakland.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (UUkQp)

228 That plus the insane computerization of everything.
You know what the first thing my kindergarten teacher wife has to teach
her students?



Their login and password. They total 18 numbers. A bunch of 5 year
olds, many of them in her class some variety of special ed, trying to
memorize 18 digit login/passwords. Brilliant.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:35 AM (9CkBG)

What about first memorizing their home address, lunch code, bus number, and a parent's phone number? Sheesh.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (q1Pj5)

229 Sundown Joe also bragged to the hags that he helped to get Obamacare passed.

They praised him bigly.


Meggie Mac is dressed in fire engine red from head to toe. It's a sight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

230 Ethically harvested gold

******
Made using only the finest organic karats.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:23 AM (m45I2)

KEEP YOUR KARATS OUT OF MY CHILI.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2020 11:25 AM (kw0bd)

As soon as the Chili touches my lips, it gets karats.

Posted by: King Midas at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (ovHX/)

231 Much like the US, the large population centers, (or centre in CAD) are commie to the core. As are any universities. Outside of those areas are free men.

Posted by: Inogame at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (1TU21)

232

Why don't we just take all the extra carbon causing greenhouse change and make it into diamonds!

We can hand them out to poor people so they look nice while standing in line for People Chow, emergency surgery and the trains!

Really, you deplorabarati are such simpletons...

Posted by: Progtard Fvckwit at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (zHK2c)

233
you can also distill them into a liquid that gives you fantastic speed, for a while.
Posted by: James West


Just don't spill alcohol on your jacket while you're speeded up!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

234 What about first memorizing their home address, lunch code, bus number, and a parent's phone number? Sheesh.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (q1Pj5)



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (9CkBG)

235 195




The Civil War has begun.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (oEAms)

Which one? Big igloo? Because I did not get the memo.

Dem party or other?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (1CjJc)

236 How large a contingent are the SJW beaver wool knitters?


Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:28 AM (q1Pj5)

Is it ethically harvested beaver wool?
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 13, 2020


*
*

Which means, I suppose, that only those beavers who came into the fort and asked to be sheared are used?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 11:39 AM (Ejm1K)

237 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 11:39 AM (7Q7Ca)

238 So why should I, white middle class law-abiding citizen, give up MY guns?

-

Insert:

A sh*t.

These are people living in cities that have been run by Democrats for 50-100 years.

We've thrown trillions of dollars at the problem and only made it worse, and conservatives have been kept entirely out of the loop on solving the easy problem.

I don't care any more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:39 AM (R6B3R)

239 How large a contingent are the SJW beaver wool knitters?


Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:28 AM (q1Pj5)

Is it ethically harvested beaver wool?
Posted by: Roland THTG
-------

Is the population sustainable? Locally harvested? Free range?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 13, 2020 11:39 AM (CDGwz)

240 Dry desiccated husks deserve no lube.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (wYKCM)

241 Meggie Mac is dressed in fire engine red from head to toe. It's a sight.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

===
She has gone well past XXXXL and is no a size OH MY GOD IT'S COMING AT ME.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (pw+jk)

242 Is it ethically harvested beaver wool?


Posted by: Roland THTG at February 13, 2020 11:37 AM (88+cf)

Yes, organic too. And locally sourced.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (q1Pj5)

243 Given that Justin Blackface is Fidel's spawn, this cultural suicide has been going on for some time.

Almost all of our Deep Staters were college Commies, too, including Brennan, Comey, Holder, Granny, Obozo, etc.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (Ndje9)

244 Warren wants Barr impeached.


I hope Barr has a long memory when this crap is over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

245 I suspect that Jessie Liu was an ordinary pencil pusher who got accidentally caught in a sensitive situation and didn't realize it. She tried to fail her way up by doing nothing, but she was in a position that required her to do something, and now she's been busted by events.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (Kpl3J)

246 Democrats are the enemy of America and want to see her destroyed for eternity.

They are your betters. They know what you should think, do, eat, drink and feel. They should raise your kids. They should mold your mind.

Fuck you.

#WAR

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (7Q7Ca)

247 Jane D'Oh @ 190- Did he mean to say in the United States of America 'African-Americans are being gunned down every day by other African-Americans.'? Because that would be true from the beautiful city of Savannah to the shithole of Oakland.


Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (UUkQp)

they never mention THAT because it would be inconvenient and cause difficult questions to be asked.

besides, how are we going to convince everyone to turn in their guns if they're worried that they might get shot by someone else...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (8D42x)

248 Eric Holder got after Barr yesterday for bringing politics into the DOJ.

I love hearing from Holder because it means he knows he's in the crosshairs. P.A.N.I.C.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2020 11:41 AM (EYsyU)

249 What about first memorizing their home address, lunch code, bus number, and a parent's phone number? Sheesh.
=====

How about stating their first and last name? That is a biggie for the kids I know.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2020 11:41 AM (MIKMs)

250 Meggie Mac is dressed in fire engine red from head to toe. It's a sight.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

Plus flashing lights and a loud siren?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:41 AM (q1Pj5)

251 190. I wonder if that massacre is anything like the 93 million per day being gunned down.

That is indeed an alarming number and a massacre is true.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 11:42 AM (JRaU+)

252 Oh Lord. A California school is naming another school after Moochelle Obama.


I hope they serve her delightful menu.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

253 Meggie Mac is dressed in fire engine red from head to toe. It's a sight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)
----------------

She's planning on being the fire engine in an upcoming parade?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 11:42 AM (QyoQ9)

254 221 Nena nyah?

Anyplace anywhere anytime

https://youtu.be/LrKlO1Tr2IE
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:36 AM (wYKCM)

I'm pretty sure I dated both of them. At the same time. Might have been one of the bad threesomes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 11:42 AM (l4C/z)

255 Disgusting. Meanwhile, journalist Ezra Levant continues to be harassed by his government.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

256 My son used to joke a lot about Canada and hating Canadians when he was growing up. Of course last year he married a former Canadian and has had to spend quite a bit of time visiting her family in Winnipeg.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 13, 2020 11:42 AM (/ZYFC)

257 Is it ethically harvested beaver wool?


Posted by: Roland THTG at February 13, 2020 11:37 AM (88+cf)

Yes, organic too. And locally sourced.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020


*
*

The "organic" label started popping up everywhere in the mid-'70s. My then-fiancee was a chemist, and she pointed out whenever she could that "If it's got carbon in it, it's organic!"

I've added to that. when I see a product, say butter, labeled "organic," I say, "Good, I was tired of all those silicon butters."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 11:42 AM (Ejm1K)

258 missile up his ass

Posted by: x at February 13, 2020 11:42 AM (nFwvY)

259 Oh, I guess the Nordic socialists aren't too keen on killing, although abortion is quite popular there...But socialism invariably descends into murder.

They love to kill on either end of the lifespan, just not for actual crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 11:42 AM (KZzsI)

260 253 Meggie Mac is dressed in fire engine red from head to toe. It's a sight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)
----------------

She's planning on being the fire engine in an upcoming parade?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 13, 2020 11:42 AM (QyoQ9)

Caboose

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 11:43 AM (l4C/z)

261 195
The Civil War has begun.

Posted by: Soothsayer,



WTH?

WWIII just ended a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2020 11:43 AM (vN4+Q)

262 If knitting a pussy hat is it necessary to use beaver wool?




(Sorry, Grandma!)

Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:43 AM (m45I2)

263 How come we never hear about the destruction of the rain forests anymore? Not that long ago that's ALL we heard every day that the destruction of the rain forests would be the doom of the earth. It's not a cool thing that the rain forests are being destroyed but the End of The World hysteria that went along with it was awful. But why is there silence about it now? Doesn't St. Greta care?

Apparently Frankie Fabulous issued some sort of papal imbecility about the Amazon the other day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 13, 2020 11:31 AM (Ki5SV)

Mr.Jen and I have been watching Seven Worlds, produced by the BBC and narrated by John Attenborough. New episode on Saturday nights. Excellent documentary, but each episode does bring up some kind of Climate Change/ Man Made Disasters inflicted on the continent the episode is focused on.
The episode on South America featured some really strange animals and insects that you don't often hear about and was fascinating. The photography is unbelievable, some video took five years to get. They did spend time showing rainforest destruction and it's effect on different species of monkey's etc. Using satellite imagery, it shows time lapse photos of not just how much forest is being cut down, but also the agricultural field replacing it. I must admit, it's pretty shocking. Colombia has lost 95% of its forested areas in the last fifty years.

Highly recommend the series.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2020 11:43 AM (3LyA5)

264 Meggie Mac is dressed in fire engine red from head to toe. It's a sight.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

Plus flashing lights and a loud siren?


Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:41 AM (q1Pj5)

===
MEGGIE MAC SO BIG A FIRE ENGINE SHE NEEDS A BACKEND DRIVER.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 11:43 AM (pw+jk)

265 Their login and password. They total 18 numbers. A bunch of 5 year
olds, many of them in her class some variety of special ed, trying to
memorize 18 digit login/passwords. Brilliant.

--

It's funny, but this seems like a perfect example of everything that is wrong with K-Doctorate these days.

This does nothing for the children but makes like easier on administration.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:43 AM (R6B3R)

266 The SJW beaver wool I am referring to of course, relates to that woman who stored yarn in her hoo-hah and knitted it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:43 AM (q1Pj5)

267 What about first memorizing their home address, lunch code, bus number, and a parent's phone number? Sheesh.

Pledge of Allegiance

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 11:43 AM (GC07d)

268 245
I suspect that Jessie Liu was an ordinary pencil pusher who got
accidentally caught in a sensitive situation and didn't realize it. She
tried to fail her way up by doing nothing, but she was in a position
that required her to do something, and now she's been busted by events.


Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (Kpl3J)

Got anything solid that gives you that assessment? Stuff I had seen had her in league with all the rats doing the resistance business. I am still not sure what was the exact linchpin for why she needed to be cast out. But I am not ready to give her benefit of doubt as innocent bystander.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (1CjJc)

269 85
Can someone please tell me how diamonds are "sustainable"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (Boy/L)


They last forever?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (OMAvJ)

270 We commented last threat on how Trump has studied, and embodies, the philosophy of Sun Tzu. Three famous quotes to ponder, when thinking about Civil War:
"Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."
"The greatest victory is that which requires no battle."
"What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

271
Oh Lord. A California school is naming another school after Moochelle Obama.

Dang. *eyeballs sentence* *heads back to covfefe machine*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)

272 I love hearing from Holder because it means he knows he's in the crosshairs. P.A.N.I.C.
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2020 11:41 AM (EYsyU)


Yet, unfortunately, nothing will happen to him, ever, and he'll keep collecting our tax dollars for the rest of his natural life.

There is less and less justice in this world.

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (7Q7Ca)

273
Jane D'Oh @ 190- Did he mean to say in the United States of America 'African-Americans are being gunned down every day by other African-Americans.'? Because that would be true from the beautiful city of Savannah to the shithole of Oakland.
Posted by: Eromero


Indianapolis is turning into Chicago in that regard. Four "youths" murdered at a dice game last week. Community organizers demanding "investment" in the community but NO MORE COPS!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (aKsyK)

274 She has gone well past XXXXL and is no a size OH MY GOD IT'S COMING AT ME.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (pw+jk)


Ben Domenech must have very different standards.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (Yp/pV)

275 Socialist rendered speechless by a trick question.

https://bit.ly/2UR1Ze2

OK, it wasn't exactly a trick question.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (+y/Ru)

276 246 Democrats are the enemy of America and want to see her destroyed for eternity.

They are your betters. They know what you should think, do, eat, drink and feel. They should raise your kids. They should mold your mind.

Fuck you.

#WAR
Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (7Q7Ca)

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (l4C/z)

277 MEGGIE MAC SO BIG A FIRE ENGINE SHE NEEDS A BACKEND DRIVER.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 11:43 AM (pw+jk)

The old school kind that had to counter steer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (q1Pj5)

278 250
Meggie Mac is dressed in fire engine red from head to toe. It's a sight.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

Plus flashing lights and a loud siren?


Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 11:41 AM (q1Pj5)

How many fireman are aboard?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (1CjJc)

279 Warren wants Barr impeached.


I hope Barr has a long memory when this crap is over.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


The crap was over last week. Reprisals should have started on Monday.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 11:45 AM (S9U/P)

280 Nena nyah?

Anyplace anywhere anytime


Two 80s women whose music I liked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 11:45 AM (KZzsI)

281 275 Socialist rendered speechless by a trick question.

https://bit.ly/2UR1Ze2

OK, it wasn't exactly a trick question.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (+y/Ru)

Was it 'How many rounds do I have left in the Tokarev pointed at the back of your neck?'

And, if not, can it be?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 11:45 AM (l4C/z)

282 I saw Silicon Butters open for A Flock of Seagulls at the SF Civic Auditorium around 1984...

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2020 11:45 AM (8erNz)

283 Canada is (or was) willing to exploit its vast natural resources to pay for their socialism.

Posted by: DeForest St. James MacEllsworth at February 13, 2020 11:45 AM (p27dq)

284 Can someone please tell me how diamonds are "sustainable"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020


*
*

That tall guy in the glasses over there? The one with the red "S" under his shirt? He can always make more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 11:45 AM (Ejm1K)

285 Cochran considering how many kids in buggies at Wally World I see curled up with their parent's phone watching something... probably the silly length of the password stymies them.

And truthfully seeing that young and curled up scares me as they are learning to be introverted so young to be entertained.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:45 AM (wYKCM)

286 I suspect that Jessie Liu was an ordinary pencil pusher who got accidentally caught in a sensitive situation and didn't realize it. She tried to fail her way up by doing nothing, but she was in a position that required her to do something, and now she's been busted by events.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February



no basis for that assumption whatsoever.

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 11:46 AM (HALdu)

287
Indianapolis is turning into Chicago in that regard. Four "youths" murdered at a dice game last week. Community organizers demanding "investment" in the community but NO MORE COPS!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (aKsyK)

Invest in more funeral parlors.

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 11:46 AM (SUJyY)

288 "She's planning on being the fire engine in an upcoming parade?"

Fireplug? No, I said buttplug.

Posted by: Chris M at February 13, 2020 11:46 AM (eAZVt)

289 When Canadian courts get to decide your rights=you are not citizen you are a ward of the oppressive state.

Posted by: Rose at February 13, 2020 11:46 AM (f/Wek)

290 >>Much like the US, the large population centers, (or centre in CAD) are
commie to the core. As are any universities. Outside of those areas
are free men.

Also, aren't some of their major cities, such as Toronto, nearing foreign-born majority, as is the case with London?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2020 11:46 AM (bDqIh)

291 Indianapolis is turning into Chicago in that regard. Four "youths" murdered at a dice game last week. Community organizers demanding "investment" in the community but NO MORE COPS!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (aKsyK)
++++++++++
Any hope for a return of giant housing projects followed by more parks and midnight basketball? Since it looks like we're going back in time, will the order be midnight basketball followed by more parks followed by mega housing projects?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 11:46 AM (I2dne)

292 They are your betters. They know what you should think, do, eat, drink and feel. They should raise your kids. They should mold your mind.

-

And yet their presidential hopeful couldn't even successfully manage one small town.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:46 AM (R6B3R)

293 Barr seems to be the sort of guy who gets pissed off at being accused of lying or other unsavory things. They're poking a bear.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:46 AM (H8QX8)

294 Teacher: Billy? Can you recite your 18-character passowrd?

Billy: A-B-C-D-E-F-G....

Teacher: No, sorry. That one has already been used.

Billy: Crap!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:47 AM (m45I2)

295 >>277
MEGGIE MAC SO BIG A FIRE ENGINE SHE NEEDS A BACKEND DRIVER.
Grim task. Not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 11:47 AM (QgtlX)

296 Can someone please tell me how diamonds are "sustainable"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020 11:15 AM (Boy/L)


They last forever?

-
They are forever.

Posted by: Bond, James Bond at February 13, 2020 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)

297
Barr seems to be the sort of guy who gets pissed off at being accused of lying or other unsavory things. They're poking a bear.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:46 AM (H8QX


I hope so.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

298 That plus the insane computerization of everything. You know what the first thing my kindergarten teacher wife has to teach her students?
-------------

"How Google took over the classroom"
https://tinyurl.com/tslb7sz

It's actually worse than that article.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 13, 2020 11:47 AM (xSo9G)

299 As one grows older, one can't help but having certain conditions as a result of parts wearing out. Sometimes you need a little encouragement to keep going. One of mine, and this isn't like a Breitbart comment, is to outlive Hanoi Jane Fonda. I will drive, as long as it takes, to empty my bladder, as long as it takes, on the cursed ground her miserable body has defiled. Now bear in mind she had a cute ass in Cat Ballou.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 13, 2020 11:47 AM (C1Lsn)

300 Liu worked for the transition team. The same team that was in place when this whole thing started. She seems to be more than someone who got caught in a sensitive situation.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 11:47 AM (JRaU+)

301 He killed a US medic in Afghanistan? Can't we go pick him up?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2020 11:12 AM (M9ntN)

You had him in Gitmo for years. Your biggest mistake was taking him prisoner in the first place. "False Surrender" is a war crime, and punishable by summary execution on the spot.

I think G.W. Bush is the one responsible for the rules of engagement, so Khadr is his albatross. That doesn't excuse faggot Trudeau awarding him "compensation", but if the rules of engagement weren't pussified, he'd have never made it to Gitmo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 11:48 AM (LxWV7)

302 And yet their presidential hopeful couldn't even successfully manage one small town.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:46 AM (R6B3R)

Performance standards, requirements of competency, these are the relics of western patriarchy. What matters is that he's a better person; he holds the correct views.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:48 AM (H8QX8)

303 The "organic" label started popping up everywhere in the mid-'70s. My then-fiancee was a chemist, and she pointed out whenever she could that "If it's got carbon in it, it's organic!"

I've added to that. when I see a product, say butter, labeled "organic," I say, "Good, I was tired of all those silicon butters."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 11:42 AM (Ejm1K)

My favorite is the bag of sugar i saw at the grocery store last week.

carbon free sugar.

i shit you not.

I was very curious to ask HOW they managed that, but no one knew how.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 13, 2020 11:48 AM (8D42x)

304 Mayor Rimjob thinks he's winning and is "here to stay."

I can't WAIT for the shellacking the dems are gonna take in November.

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 11:48 AM (7Q7Ca)

305 Coming soon: Halal poutine

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (XN+hF)

306 299 As one grows older, one can't help but having certain conditions as a result of parts wearing out. Sometimes you need a little encouragement to keep going. One of mine, and this isn't like a Breitbart comment, is to outlive Hanoi Jane Fonda. I will drive, as long as it takes, to empty my bladder, as long as it takes, on the cursed ground her miserable body has defiled. Now bear in mind she had a cute ass in Cat Ballou.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 13, 2020 11:47 AM (C1Lsn)

I hate her {this} much, but yeah I'd bang the Barbarella/Klute/Aerobic Workout model Jane Fonda fembot til the cows come home.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (l4C/z)

307 300
Liu worked for the transition team. The same team that was in place
when this whole thing started. She seems to be more than someone who
got caught in a sensitive situation.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 11:47 AM (JRaU+)

Anonymous NYT opinion and tell-all book author?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (1CjJc)

308 Barr seems to be the sort of guy who gets pissed off at being accused of lying or other unsavory things. They're poking a bear.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:46 AM (H8QX

He was asked yesterday about Holder's comment. He said while fighting back a grin, that he's not concerned about any kind of ethics lecture from Eric Holder.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (3LyA5)

309 Nena nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:36 AM


Opa Nena Nyah!

*the Greek Morons will get this*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (ejd/p)

310 Warren wants Barr impeached.

I hope Barr has a long memory when this crap is over.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

The crap was over last week. Reprisals should have started on Monday.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 11:45 AM (S9U/P)

Indeed, we've already passed the Feats of (Political) Strength and The Airing of Grievances phases.

We're overdue to come to the Settling of Scores phase of the process.

Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (77WPm)

311 Brain free Socialists

Why the zombies will starve...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (wYKCM)

312 So with all the blacks killing other blacks going on, not to mention black abortions, why do the Black Lives Matter people yell at everyone else?

Posted by: Case at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (fv9cQ)

313 Your biggest mistake was taking him prisoner in the first place. "False Surrender" is a war crime, and punishable by summary execution on the spot.

Prisoners can be useful to gain information from. But they don't seem to ever learn anything useful or do anything with it so... yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (KZzsI)

314 And truthfully seeing that young and curled up scares me as they are learning to be introverted so young to be entertained.
=====

Gotta keep those autism numbers growing to keep the $$$ flowing into administering programs.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2020 11:50 AM (MIKMs)

315 215
That plus the insane computerization of everything. You know what
the first thing my kindergarten teacher wife has to teach her students?



Their login and password. They total 18 numbers. A bunch of 5 year
olds, many of them in her class some variety of special ed, trying to
memorize 18 digit login/passwords. Brilliant.


back when jr. chronda was in 2nd grade (mid '90s), they had to log into computers in the library to do some of their work. their usernames and passwords were constructed from their names and (iirc) their birthdates.

didn't know about it until one day 2nd grade jr. chronda was complaining about how insecure it was and using it as jokes.


surely there must be some middle ground between "making kindergarteners memorize 18 numbers" and "so insecure 2nd graders joke about it".

Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2020 11:50 AM (sGtp+)

316 Meggie obviously DGAF. Money can do that. She has FU money, I am sure.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:50 AM (90T4r)

317 So with all the blacks killing other blacks going on, not to mention black abortions, why do the Black Lives Matter people yell at everyone else?
Posted by: Case at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (fv9cQ)


Because YOU'RE RACIST, that's why.

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 11:50 AM (7Q7Ca)

318 He was asked yesterday about Holder's comment. He
said while fighting back a grin, that he's not concerned about any kind
of ethics lecture from Eric Holder.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (3LyA5)


I saw that. I hope Chinless is worried.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

319 Performance standards, requirements of competency, these are the relics of western patriarchy.

--

Ha. That reminds me:

Have we already talked about Ashley Judd attacking the patriarchy now that she's becoming unattractive?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (R6B3R)

320 Warren wants Barr impeached.

I hope Barr has a long memory when this crap is over.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
This was the immediate, obvious play. They recommended - against their own guidance - excessive sentences for Stone. Barr intervened. They will want a new special prosecutor to look into Trump "subverting" the "independent DoJ."

Barr will refuse to authorize. The next step is to impeach Barr or try to force him to resign.

I don't think this will work, but I think it's the plan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (I2dne)

321 there is incredible potential in using computers for education ... instant feedback, each student learning at their own pace, awesome graphics instead of blackboards ...


BUT Goolag archipelago its the sinister sisters are intent on using tech to manipulate minds, censor us all. And they are pretty far down that path ... no one stopping them so far. Kinda the same with the machines taking over stock/bond markets ...

Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (Cus5s)

322 180 Clever girl.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 11:26 AM (wCmLp)

So the kids have a reading goal. "Accelerated Reader" program or AR. Books are assigned point values based on a bunch of stuff. Kids have goals.

So this convo happened. "Daddy, so I busted my butt in the first 9 weeks. Like I read all sorts of books and had all these points and figured I would easily be in the Top 10 for the grade. But then you know what? They didn't do the award thing in the auditorium like normal. They just gave us our stuff in the room. So I figured whatever. So the second 9 weeks I read like 2 points past my goal because why would I go further? THEY DID THE AWARDS AND HAD THEM ALL UP ON STAGE AND EVERYTHING."

Me "Wait. Are you telling me that you only put forth the extra effort to excel if you're going to be recognized by everyone for it?"

Her "Well....yeah. Duh."
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:30 AM (9CkBG)


I hated that program in junior high. It made me not want to read and I liked reading. None of the books I was actually interested in reading were on it. I the seventh grade I read Moby Dick so I could get almost all my points in one go one quarter. By 8th grade I was reading the goosebumps books just to get the points to get it done.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (G2zl5)

323 And truthfully seeing that young and curled up scares me as they are learning to be introverted so young to be entertained.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:45 AM (wYKCM)


What's frightening to me is the rise in special needs kids. And I don't mean the bullshit "oh johnny is wild lets put him on adhd meds". There are a ton of kids out there with all sorts of fucked up shit going on in their heads/bodies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (9CkBG)

324 Anonymous NYT opinion and tell-all book author?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (1CjJc)

Michael Caputo said over a year ago that it was a highly-placed female. But on his lawyers' advice he couldn't say how he knew what he knew, or the name he had heard. Could be...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (XN+hF)

325 Got anything solid that gives you that assessment? Stuff I had seen had her in league with all the rats doing the resistance business. I am still not sure what was the exact linchpin for why she needed to be cast out. But I am not ready to give her benefit of doubt as innocent bystander.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (1CjJc)

I point to the chain of events that led to today. She had been in the Justice Department, was hired in a job where she was the overseer of the Prosecutors going after Stone and Manafort, although that had already begun before she got there. Her sin was that she did nothing at all, just let the Prosecutors do what they wanted (standard bureaucratic inaction) She never did anything bad herself, she just refused to get involved. Then she got "promoted" out of justice over to Treasury, where she was expected to be given a job requiring a Senate Confirmation vote, which she looked good for since she held a Minority Sweepstakes ticket.

Now Trump pulled that nomination given that the Stone thing has blown up, and she was involved, and now that she's got no future in Government, and never wanted the low level flunky job she's been doing for a few months, she's resigned.

So I can't find where she ever actually *Did* anything bad; it's what she didn't do that has burned her. I suspect that she's really just been riding her minority sweepstakes ticket on up the Government ladder for most of her life, confident that she would never be asked to produce actual results.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (Kpl3J)

326 Fire engine red?

So her next gig is as harbour buoy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (wYKCM)

327 You've got it wrong somewhat.

Leftists are not willing to give up their life to prove they aren't racist - they are however willing to give up YOUR life to prove they aren't racist. "Your death, before their dishonor."

The narrative must be maintained, uber alles.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2020 11:52 AM (T3zWB)

328 Diamonds are made of the eeeeeevil carbon!
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 11:16 AM (Yp/pV)

Well, actually they sequester carbon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 11:52 AM (LxWV7)

329
I suspect that Jessie Liu was an ordinary pencil pusher who got
accidentally caught in a sensitive situation and didn't realize it. She
tried to fail her way up by doing nothing, but she was in a position
that required her to do something, and now she's been busted by events.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February

===
Past performance and history makes that the least likely scenario.


Most likely scenario is that she is another evil communist deep stater.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 11:52 AM (pw+jk)

330 I received in the mail a bit of campaign literature (Printed on 100% Post-consumer Recycled Paper!) for a young woman running for city council. She has a nose ring. NTTAWWT.

Anyhow, one of her platforms is (my emphasis) ' Deeply Affordable Housing '.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 13, 2020 11:52 AM (CDGwz)

331 312 So with all the blacks killing other blacks going on, not to mention black abortions, why do the Black Lives Matter people yell at everyone else?
Posted by: Case



Then they'd have to take responsibility. You don't get the same rush with that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2020 11:52 AM (vN4+Q)

332 Have we already talked about Ashley Judd attacking the patriarchy now that she's becoming unattractive?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February


Her career

1. Men are pigs because they want to fuck me.

2. Men are pigs because they don't want to fuck me.

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 11:52 AM (HALdu)

333 I forget...

Which guy played Bond in "Diamonds are Sustainable"?

Posted by: webworker...
mindful webworker
at February 13, 2020 11:52 AM (TIFWI)

334 324. Liu has always been my guess. She has a strong resume, is a Republican, but an establishment one, she was on the transition team, and presided over the DC area goings on of Mueller/Peach-Mint

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 11:53 AM (JRaU+)

335 Can someone please tell me how diamonds are "sustainable"?


********

I don't know about most diamonds, but a baseball game at least SEEMS to last forever...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:53 AM (m45I2)

336 Warren wants Barr impeached.

Schumer is on Twitter (well, one of his staffers) whining "Does anyone think it's out of the question that Pres. Trump might order the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden or anybody else?"

Now suddenly its wrong to investigate someone in office or running for president? Or that EVER ran for president?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 11:53 AM (KZzsI)

337 Michael Caputo said over a year ago that it was a highly-placed female. But on his lawyers' advice he couldn't say how he knew what he knew, or the name he had heard. Could be...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (XN+hF)

I'll rely on Caputo. He's solid.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:53 AM (H8QX8)

338 So with all the blacks killing other blacks going on, not to mention black abortions, why do the Black Lives Matter people yell at everyone else?
Posted by: Case at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (fv9cQ)

Because YOU'RE RACIST, that's why.
Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 11:50 AM (7Q7Ca)
------------
Really is something isn't it? And that's how you got...

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 13, 2020 11:53 AM (/ZYFC)

339 They are forever.
Posted by: Bond, James Bond
=====

That's my line.

Posted by: Shirley Bassey at February 13, 2020 11:53 AM (vg8iE)

340 Her career

1. Men are pigs because they want to fuck me.

2. Men are pigs because they don't want to fuck me.
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 11:52 AM (HALdu)
++++++++++++
Like the common double-back:
"I hate it when I get cat-called when I am walking down the street."
Followed by, after about 5-7 years, "I don't get cat-called when I walk down the street anymore, and now my ego has teh sadz."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 11:53 AM (I2dne)

341
Well, actually they sequester carbon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------

Free the sequestered carbon!
Free the sequestered carbon!
Free the sequestered carbon!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 13, 2020 11:54 AM (CDGwz)

342
"Lucy in the Sky with Sustainable Diamonds"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 11:54 AM (XN+hF)

343 333 I forget...

Which guy played Bond in "Diamonds are Sustainable"?
Posted by: webworker...
mindful webworker
at February 13, 2020 11:52 AM (TIFWI)



Billy Porter

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:54 AM (9CkBG)

344 What's frightening to me is the rise in special
needs kids. And I don't mean the bullshit "oh johnny is wild lets put
him on adhd meds". There are a ton of kids out there with all sorts of
fucked up shit going on in their heads/bodies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (9CkBG)

===
IMHO, blame the feminazis. Having kids in your early 20s (or late teens) produces better babies than having them in your late 30s or 40s.
It was evolved to be that way.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 11:54 AM (pw+jk)

345 What's frightening to me is the rise in special needs kids. And I don't mean the bullshit "oh johnny is wild lets put him on adhd meds". There are a ton of kids out there with all sorts of fucked up shit going on in their heads/bodies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (9CkBG)

--

An optometrist friend told me there is a line curving upwards of little kids with eye problems because they are given phones and ipads every second they're awake.

Something about their eyes not being able to focus properly from viewing something a foot away and trying to immediately look up and focus on something in the distance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:54 AM (R6B3R)

346 Oh, this is good. Actor Corey Feldman is going to name Hollywood pedos in a livestream documentary:

https://tinyurl.com/srmdk3t

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:54 AM (ptqGC)

347 That's my line.
Posted by: Shirley Bassey at February 13, 2020 11:53 AM (vg8iE)

No, it's mine.

Posted by: Fleming, Ian at February 13, 2020 11:54 AM (H8QX8)

348 I had totally forgotten about Ashley Judd. Maybe her forgettableness is her motivation.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (90T4r)

349 Most of you would be surprised that the politics of places like Calgary and Edmonton aren't too different than Toronto - Calgary is basically a more liberal Denver these days.
Posted by: rammajamma at February 13, 2020 11:19 AM (PQRcz)

Bingo! As a former resident of Calgary, who still goes there frequently for business, that is exactly right. They have a muzzie fag mayor, for fuck's sake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (LxWV7)

350 If anyone listens to Scott Adams on Periscope or his website, he was on fire today. He is surprisingly pro-Trump. I figured he would be a typical EE type, pro leftist but I was surprised to hear otherwise.

Posted by: Dax at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (9Kjfc)

351 Ha. That reminds me:

Have we already talked about Ashley Judd attacking the patriarchy now that she's becoming unattractive?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (R6B3R)
---------
heh - felt kind of bad about starting that the other day when I heard she had a condition, but then I stopped. F her.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (/ZYFC)

352 Me "Wait. Are you telling me that you only put forth the extra effort to excel if you're going to be recognized by everyone for it?"

Her "Well....yeah. Duh."
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:30 AM (9CkBG)


Of course. The point of being number one is to rub it in the faces of everyone else you beat.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (wCmLp)

353 This was the immediate, obvious play. They recommended - against their own guidance - excessive sentences for Stone. Barr intervened. They will want a new special prosecutor to look into Trump "subverting" the "independent DoJ."

Barr will refuse to authorize. The next step is to impeach Barr or try to force him to resign.

I don't think this will work, but I think it's the plan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (I2dne)

Trey Gowdy yesterday said that although he is not in favor of president's commenting about ongoing legal proceedings and said he wishes Trump would not be commenting about Stone's sentencing, just as he also said Obama shouldn't have commented about some trial when he was president, he reminded Martha White Dress is my Uniform Now McCally that Trump has the absolute constitutional ability to pardon anyone for anything. He hasn't , so why are the Dem's screaming he is interfering?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (3LyA5)

354 Oh Lord. A California school is naming another school after Moochelle Obama.

Big Mike's Transitional School for Boys? Honestly, this is getting out of hand. Nothing wrong with a good ol' generic 'Meadowview Middle School".

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (gHCnG)

355 You make silicon butter from Horta milk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (aKsyK)

356 I point to the chain of events that led to today. She had been in the Justice Department, was hired in a job where she was the overseer of the Prosecutors going after Stone and Manafort, although that had already begun before she got there. Her sin was that she did nothing at all, just let the Prosecutors do what they wanted (standard bureaucratic inaction) She never did anything bad herself, she just refused to get involved. Then she got "promoted" out of justice over to Treasury, where she was expected to be given a job requiring a Senate Confirmation vote, which she looked good for since she held a Minority Sweepstakes ticket.

Now Trump pulled that nomination given that the Stone thing has blown up, and she was involved, and now that she's got no future in Government, and never wanted the low level flunky job she's been doing for a few months, she's resigned.

So I can't find where she ever actually *Did* anything bad; it's what she didn't do that has burned her. I suspect that she's really just been riding her minority sweepstakes ticket on up the Government ladder for most of her life, confident that she would never be asked to produce actual results.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February


You think an asian that wen to H and Y is an affirmative action hire?

She had oversight if she was fine with what her employees were doing then she was complicit.

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (HALdu)

357 350 If anyone listens to Scott Adams on Periscope or his website, he was on fire today. He is surprisingly pro-Trump.
Posted by: Dax at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (9Kjfc)

If you haven't heard his account of meeting Trump, I would check it out. He was awed.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 11:56 AM (H8QX8)

358 I forget...

Which guy played Bond in "Diamonds are Sustainable"?
Posted by: webworker...
mindful webworker
at February 13, 2020


*
*

Either Woody Allen or Dom de Luise.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 11:56 AM (Ejm1K)

359 145
the revolutionary role that knitters have played in our culture.



When you stick the needle in your ear and it meets resistance, you should stop immediately and ask the cat for its opinion.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2020 11:24 AM (Boy/L)
oh, I hate when that happens

Posted by: BillyCrystal at February 13, 2020 11:56 AM (HIasT)

360 Of course. The point of being number one is to rub it in the faces of everyone else you beat.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (wCmLp)



That is pretty much exactly her opinion.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:56 AM (9CkBG)

361 John Kelly opens up on the President and Mr. President quotes Kelley's wife. John, quit while your are behind. Bet your wife said other stuff to the President. Let's find out. Your move General.

Posted by: fish bat at February 13, 2020 11:56 AM (WX+x0)

362 A girls best friend.

Posted by: Norma Jeane at February 13, 2020 11:56 AM (xSo9G)

363 195

The Civil War has begun.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 13, 2020 11:32 AM (oEAms)

Really? Was there an email or something?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 11:56 AM (RD7QR)

364 324 Anonymous NYT opinion and tell-all book author?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 11:49 AM (1CjJc)

Michael Caputo said over a year ago that it was a highly-placed female. But on his lawyers' advice he couldn't say how he knew what he knew, or the name he had heard. Could be...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (XN+hF)


Is it possible he said it was a female but it's actually a guy and so they would think they're actually safe and would continue their bullshit?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2020 11:56 AM (G2zl5)

365 heh - felt kind of bad about starting that the other day when I heard she had a condition, but then I stopped. F her.

--

Patriarchy good when patriarchies were giving her millions of dollars to wear something tight.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:56 AM (R6B3R)

366 "I hate it when I get cat-called when I am walking down the street."
Followed by, after about 5-7 years, "I don't get cat-called when I walk down the street anymore, and now my ego has teh sadz."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February



yes

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (HALdu)

367 Meggie Mac is trying out acting this summer.

She is going to play Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (pw+jk)

368 346 Oh, this is good. Actor Corey Feldman is going to name Hollywood pedos in a livestream documentary:

https://tinyurl.com/srmdk3t
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:54 AM (ptqGC)

Shame about his upcoming suicide.

Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (Izzlo)

369 IMHO, blame the feminazis. Having kids in your early 20s (or late teens) produces better babies than having them in your late 30s or 40s.

It was evolved to be that way.
Posted by: Jukin


Because you were supposed to be dead by 40.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (S9U/P)

370 Oh, this is good. Actor Corey Feldman is going to name Hollywood pedos in a livestream documentary:

We'll see. He's threatened this before, and never actually comes across, and it stinks of just being an extortion effort. He's said he would break it all open in interviews and then refuses to name names or really give much in details.

I have no doubt he really was horribly abused along with hundreds of other youths. But he's handling it all wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (KZzsI)

371 244 Warren wants Barr impeached.

I hope Barr has a long memory when this crap is over.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

"YOU get an impeachment, and YOU get an impeachment, and YOU get an impeachment!"

Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (Y3R0d)

372 @DailyCaller

Joe Biden on The View on his son Hunter:

"And look, nobody has said he's done anything wrong. This is a guy who has done nothing but good things his whole life, my son, and ran the food program USA, a whole range of things."

https://tinyurl.com/uq2l2p4


Sure Jan....

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)

373 Schumer is on Twitter (well, one of his staffers) whining "Does anyone think it's out of the question that Pres. Trump might order the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden or anybody else?"

-
Got my fingers crossed, Chuckie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (+y/Ru)

374 @354 ... Michelle Obama identifies as a meadow

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (DY3v8)

375 Oh, this is good. Actor Corey Feldman is going to name Hollywood pedos in a livestream documentary:
https://tinyurl.com/srmdk3t
Posted by: Jane D'oh
------------

"In other news, actor Corey Feldman was found dead today in his home of an apparent drug overdose."

Posted by: Biergood at February 13, 2020 11:58 AM (yb6r+)

376 Another day, another lost news cycle for Trump.

--loses the twitter battle with Bloomberg
--Yavonovich hammers Trump and gets fawning press
--Kelly hammers Trump and gets fawning press

Mr President, where's the winning?

Posted by: ggreg at February 13, 2020 11:58 AM (045k4)

377 369 IMHO, blame the feminazis. Having kids in your early 20s (or late teens) produces better babies than having them in your late 30s or 40s.

It was evolved to be that way.
Posted by: Jukin


Because you were supposed to be dead by 40.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (S9U/P)

Lots of lingering in our time.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:58 AM (90T4r)

378 You make silicon butter from Horta milk.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020


*
*

The hard part is harvesting the milk. That acid makes the job kinda scary.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 11:58 AM (Ejm1K)

379 Schumer is on Twitter (well, one of his staffers) whining "Does anyone think it's out of the question that Pres. Trump might order the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden or anybody else?"

One of the first responses I saw was, "No, that's why we hired him, asshole."

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2020 11:58 AM (aKxkI)

380 9
Trump needs to start another wall on the northern border.

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 11:03 AM (SUJyY)
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Canada is not and has never been our friend. Ally? Yeah. At the end of day, every country looks out for themselves. I'd have no issues with putting a wall up. They are foreigners and so are we to them.
Most Canadians are smug assholes.

Posted by: Groundhog at February 13, 2020 11:58 AM (VYwSh)

381 Patriarchy good when patriarchies were giving her millions of dollars to wear something tight.

As Scarlett Johanssen approaches her sell by date, she's making the same noises about the male gaze and oversexualization of women which she built her entire career on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (KZzsI)

382 This is a guy who has done nothing but good things his whole life,

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Snorting coke off a hooker's belly good!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)

383 Mr President, where's the winning?

-

(checks my investments)

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (R6B3R)

384 The only good things to come out of Canada are the bands Rush, Triumph and April Wine, our own Gingy North, and Dr. Patrick Moore, founder of Greenpeace and currently the most sane voice around about GoreBull Warmening and all the other environmental hoaxes.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (Hn8E7)

385 So I can't find where she ever actually *Did*
anything bad; it's what she didn't do that has burned her. I suspect
that she's really just been riding her minority sweepstakes ticket on
up the Government ladder for most of her life, confident that she would
never be asked to produce actual results.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (Kpl3J)

Plausible and fair. I am not ready to give her the benefit of doubt for not doing anything when they attempted to railroad a guy and politically persecute him, because she may have "innocently" thought she knew which way the winds were blowing (impeachment/removal) and thought she could ride the winds to a better perch.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (1CjJc)

386 How do you spell Canada?
C eh, N eh, D eh.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (k/TB6)

387 Can someone please tell me how diamonds are "sustainable"?


***********

Neil Diamond is sustainable.

They play Sweet Caroline at every sporting event these days.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (m45I2)

388 323 And truthfully seeing that young and curled up scares me as they are learning to be introverted so young to be entertained.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 11:45 AM (wYKCM)

What's frightening to me is the rise in special needs kids. And I don't mean the bullshit "oh johnny is wild lets put him on adhd meds". There are a ton of kids out there with all sorts of fucked up shit going on in their heads/bodies.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:51 AM (9CkBG)

Kids aren't much allowed to have childhoods anymore either. No freedom, no play, no exploring, no testing themselves, no trial-and-error. It's a recipe for neurosis and fragility.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (NWiLs)

389 373. I never cared for Schumer. But, my lasting memory of him during 2016 was when Trump came up to speak at the Al Smith dinner. You could see Chuck, three or four rows behind, yelling something at Trump...during a charity event.

Schumer is bitter old communist, and hates not having power. But he is also almost entirely ineffective as the leader of the DEMS in the Senate, so there is that.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (JRaU+)

390 Hell, California is not our friend.Talk about a hostile country on our border.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (90T4r)

391 I kinda see European CoE and RCC as the race of Elves. Their time is drawing to an end.

The Asians are dwarves, industrious enough, can't tell the males from the females, raping their own resources to the point of exhaustion.

The Muzzies are Orcs, reproducing in mass numbers but seemingly all males, hell-bent in destruction and aided by defeatist white westerners welcoming their new overlords.

Americans are the race of man, if the evil is to be pushed back again, they are pretty much the only hope.

Not sure who the Hobbits are. Maybe the Aussies on their own little island.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (KbkFc)

392 Bloomberg totally kicking Trump's ass:

Doing his best Joe Biden impression this morning, Bloomberg told an audience in Greensboro, North Carolina he had an office "here in Gainsboro" (the audience audibly groaned)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

393 Lots of lingering in our time.
Posted by: tubal


Started when we no longer had to outrun saber-toothed tigers.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (S9U/P)

394 I'm waiting for the day that they tie the rise of special needs kids to hormone imbalances from long-term birth control usage, as well as extended usage of anti-depressants.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (wCmLp)

395 @DailyCaller

Joe Biden on The View on his son Hunter:

"And look, nobody has said he's done anything wrong. This is a guy who has done nothing but good things his whole life, my son, and ran the food program USA, a whole range of things."

https://tinyurl.com/uq2l2p4

Sure Jan....

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)



And I'll bet Meggie Mac nodded in agreement.


Hunter Biden: Keeping strippers in $$$ and blow bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (ptqGC)

396 I hope Barr has a long memory when this crap is over.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

"YOU get an impeachment, and YOU get an impeachment, and YOU get an impeachment!"
Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (Y3R0d)

This is NOT who we are

Posted by: GOPe filure theater company at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (ONvIw)

397 I still remember my phone number and street address from when I was six years old.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (Uytaa)

398 Most Canadians are smug assholes.
Posted by: Groundhog
--------

Have you visited Blue America?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (xSo9G)

399 You think an asian that wen to H and Y is an affirmative action hire?

She had oversight if she was fine with what her employees were doing then she was complicit.
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (HALdu)

Okay, lets be blunt and politically incorrect:

She's a she, and she's got slant eyes. That automatically puts her two notches above any possible white man, unless he's gay. But she'd still outrank him by one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)

400 386 How do you spell Canada?
C eh, N eh, D eh.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (k/TB6)

You left out the "i": Canadia.

Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (Y3R0d)

401 . . . her nipples rose and hardened like sustainable diamonds.

Posted by: Said No Purple Prose Ever at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (q1Pj5)

402 346 Oh, this is good. Actor Corey Feldman is going to name Hollywood pedos in a livestream documentary:

https://tinyurl.com/srmdk3t
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Sure. I mean I hope he does but it would be better if he just did it without the theatrics. We'll see.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (vN4+Q)

403 Obviously we better have a forensic accountant immediately go through the food program USA accounts and receipts...

Posted by: H Badger at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (n/0Nw)

404 We haven't indicted yet!

Posted by: GOPe failure theater company at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (ONvIw)

405 So apparently Lil Kim had a trade official speedily executed for breaking quarantine

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (EGSGm)

406 @317 Hey, I lived with Obama being president for 8 long years. Don't you think by now l know l'm racist?

Posted by: Case at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (fv9cQ)

407 397 I still remember my phone number and street address from when I was six years old.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (Uytaa)

So do I. Weird, huh?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

408 Hunter getting kicked out of the Navy for drugs was good, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

409 Mili has performed the ending music for the new NetFlix Ghost in the Shell 2045 series. Any song that has in its lyrics words like 'fetish' and 'Oedipus complex' has me worried about the series...

https://youtu.be/Wu4fVGsEn8s

Stand Alone Complex will probably be my reference to what good Ghost in the Shell is when it comes to the anime.

https://youtu.be/6-jz2Xd8f3Q

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (wYKCM)

410 69 IMHO, blame the feminazis. Having kids in your early 20s (or late
teens) produces better babies than having them in your late 30s or 40s.



It was evolved to be that way.

Posted by: Jukin





Because you were supposed to be dead by 40.



Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (S9U/P)

===
Yep. Most of the living longer came about because of sanitation and getting food to eat. The basic human organism didn't really change.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (pw+jk)

411 Meggie Mac is trying out acting this summer.

-
If they ever remake Titanic, she could be the iceberg.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

412 Neil Diamond is sustainable.

They play Sweet Caroline at every sporting event these days.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (m45I2)
+++++++
So good! So good!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (I2dne)

413 Joe Biden on The View on his son Hunter:

"And look, nobody has said he's done anything wrong. This is a guy who has done nothing but good things his whole life, my son, and ran the food program USA, a whole range of things."



DUI, coke, thrown out of the Navy, pulls down 7 figures from foreign governments...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 12:02 PM (oVJmc)

414 What's frightening to me is the rise in special
needs kids. And I don't mean the bullshit "oh johnny is wild lets put
him on adhd meds". There are a ton of kids out there with all sorts of
fucked up shit going on in their heads/bodies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February



meh, has become a status thing now, everybody want their kid to have a thing.

Kind of like how handicapped license plates are everywhere.

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 12:02 PM (HALdu)

415 Joe Biden on The View on his son Hunter:

"And look, nobody has said he's done anything wrong. This is a guy who has done nothing but good things his whole life, my son, and ran the food program USA, a whole range of things."

https://tinyurl.com/uq2l2p4

Sure Jan....

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)


Microloans to single mothers to pay for nursing school.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2020 12:02 PM (wCmLp)

416 Posted by: GOPe filure theater company at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (ONvIw)

How ironic!

f[a]ilure

Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 12:02 PM (Y3R0d)

417 30 I will say this about Canada, outside of the cities of Toronto, Montreal and Ottawa, it still is pretty conservative.

Vancouver is San Francisco in training, but the heavy immigration of wealthy orientals thwarts it to some extent.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 13, 2020 12:02 PM (vXbbc)

418 Neil Diamond is sustainable.



He's a hard man.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 12:02 PM (oVJmc)

419 Never forget, the left wants you dead. Their assault on the 2A is just part of the process to make you easier to subjugate or kill.

Posted by: Guzalot


That sidebar link that is supposed to go to a Steven Price Blair story about the press actually goes to a great column about Red Flag Laws. I highly recommend it.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2020 12:02 PM (Hn8E7)

420 I still remember my phone number and street address from when I was six years old.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February


Sure, but haven't you been in the same place since you were six?

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 12:02 PM (HALdu)

421 So apparently Lil Kim had a trade official speedily executed for breaking quarantine
Posted by: vmom 2020



N Korean coronavirus deaths - 1.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 12:03 PM (S9U/P)

422 @388 It's gonna be fun getting old and being taken care of by autistic/Asperger's adults.

Nobody likes us Gen Xers anyway so I'm ready to be someone's protein bar.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 13, 2020 12:03 PM (DY3v8)

423 Most Canadians are smug assholes.
Posted by: Groundhog

When I grew up in Michigan, we would go to Toronto or Stratford, and the Canadians were just like us.

When I took my kids in the late 90s, they all had BBC accents and our car got keyed twice. Fuck these "poseurs"

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2020 12:03 PM (ONvIw)

424 I still remember my phone number and street address from when I was six years old.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (Uytaa)


We had a pay phone. On the corner by the bar.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 13, 2020 12:04 PM (88+cf)

425 "276 246 Democrats are the enemy of America and want to see her destroyed for eternity.

They are your betters. They know what you should think, do, eat, drink and feel. They should raise your kids. They should mold your mind.

Fuck you.

#WAR
Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2020 11:40 AM (7Q7Ca)

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 13, 2020 11:44 AM (l4C/z) "



Thirded, or whatever number we're up to ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 12:04 PM (zlgJP)

426 I still remember my phone number and street address from when I was six years old.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February


Same. Because I had it from 1 to 17.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 12:04 PM (S9U/P)

427 House removes 1982 deadline on ERA Amendment, sends it to Senate. LOLz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

428 350
If anyone listens to Scott Adams on Periscope or his website, he was on
fire today. He is surprisingly pro-Trump. I figured he would be a
typical EE type, pro leftist but I was surprised to hear otherwise.


Posted by: Dax at February 13, 2020 11:55 AM (9Kjfc)Episode 818 Scott Adams: Coming in HOT. There Will be Cursinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CBQVJF08a4

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 13, 2020 12:04 PM (gDKGD)

429 Nobody likes us Gen Xers anyway so I'm ready to be someone's protein bar.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 13, 2020 12:03 PM (DY3v

*fistbump* totally hear you.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 13, 2020 12:04 PM (k/TB6)

430 Kids aren't much allowed to have childhoods anymore either. No freedom, no play, no exploring, no testing themselves, no trial-and-error. It's a recipe for neurosis and fragility.
Posted by: Insomniac
------

A family from Seattle moved in next door. They have an 10 year old boy, 8 year old girl, and a huge, interesting back yard. I've never seen the kids out playing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 13, 2020 12:04 PM (CDGwz)

431 time to shine the light on upchuck schemer and all his anti american activities. pelosi is close to death, or at the very least, an extended care facility. i want somebody to shove those stupid fucking glasses he always has on the end of his nose up his ass, sideways. live, on the senate floor.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 13, 2020 12:04 PM (KP5rU)

432 meh, has become a status thing now, everybody want their kid to have a thing.

Yeah Autism is hot with wine moms.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:04 PM (KZzsI)

433 Well the Dems here in AZ have introduced a bill like Virginia's. They are feeling their oats after that one passed. I love AZ and not many things could make me move. But this...

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 13, 2020 12:05 PM (7BRHN)

434 Okay, lets be blunt and politically incorrect:

She's a she, and she's got slant eyes. That automatically puts her two notches above any possible white man, unless he's gay. But she'd still outrank him by one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February


And so what? Asians do not blow out the curve and get discriminated against by the Ivies because they are stupid.

She is likely very good at her job and a traitor.

Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 12:05 PM (HALdu)

435 Bloomberg totally kicking Trump's ass:

Doing his best Joe Biden impression this morning, Bloomberg told an audience in Greensboro, North Carolina he had an office "here in Gainsboro" (the audience audibly groaned)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (KZzsI)
---------
Heh - I thought he might be giving mini Mike a bit too much oxygen but looks like Mike'll take care of himself.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 13, 2020 12:05 PM (/ZYFC)

436 Are there diamond mines in Chee-lay?

Because that would be pretty great.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:29 AM (R6B3R)

There are diamond mines, large commercial operations, in Canada, in the Northwest Territories north of Yellowknife. And kimberlite pipes have now been recognized over a vast swath of territory right down into Alberta.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:05 PM (LxWV7)

437 Neil Diamond is sustainable.

They play Sweet Caroline at every sporting event these days.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:59 AM (m45I2)
+++++++
So good! So good!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020


*
*

On the other hand, Cracklin' Rosie gets used up pretty fast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 12:05 PM (Ejm1K)

438 >>407
397 I still remember my phone number and street address from when I was six years old.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (Uytaa)


Huh. The house that Zod lived in '79-'82 in Nebraska is now a plot of grass. Must've burned down.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 12:05 PM (QgtlX)

439 Meggie Mac is trying out acting this summer.

-
If they ever remake Titanic, she could be the iceberg.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



Brian Denney eventually will have to retire from playing The Universe in all the space epics, so Meggie Mac's just getting the requisite acting experience to step into his shoes when he does.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2020 12:05 PM (Hn8E7)

440 Nobody likes us Gen Xers anyway so I'm ready to be someone's protein bar.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 13, 2020 12:03 PM (DY3v
++++++++++++
My fingers are crossed for the Xers. I hope they hold on as long the Boomers did. I think it is a civilizational imperative that the Xers take over the torch and dominate politics until they are, shambling wrecks. It's the only hope we have of skipping the profoundly broken millennial generation and seeing what the Zs can make of it.

Full disclosure: I am a millennial. There are many good ones but this generation is majority insane.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (I2dne)

441 House removes 1982 deadline on ERA Amendment, sends it to Senate. LOLz.

All they are doing now is going down an old wish list of far left crank stuff to run out the clock

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (KZzsI)

442 349 As a former resident of Calgary, who still goes there frequently for business, that is exactly right. They have a muzzie fag mayor, for fuck's sake.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I lived in Calgary in the late 70's, highrise attached to the Calgary Tower, best place ever then, it's beyond belief what has become the norm in that city now.

Posted by: Alice McD at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (E+yET)

443 DUI, coke, thrown out of the Navy, pulls down 7 figures from foreign governments...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 12:02 PM (oVJmc)

===
Fucked his dead brother's wife and threw her away.
Deadbeat father to a stripper.
Liked getting pegged in strip clubs.
This is fun. It could be a whole post.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (pw+jk)

444 I'm still confused by this thing where two different people see the same thing and come to completely different conclusions. Take gerg, for example.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (RD7QR)

445 427 House removes 1982 deadline on ERA Amendment, sends it to Senate. LOLz.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

I have just decided to call all Democrats Communists, and forget about trying to make any distinctions. Gives me clarity that way.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (90T4r)

446 427 House removes 1982 deadline on ERA Amendment, sends it to Senate. LOLz.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

LOL - Left is pissed that Ginsburg came out and said that Amendment is dead, you need to start over if you want to pass that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

447 Are there diamond mines in Chee-lay?



Because that would be pretty great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 13, 2020 11:29 AM (R6B3R)


Mostly, they have Cheeto mines.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (88+cf)

448 DUI, coke, thrown out of the Navy, pulls down 7 figures from foreign governments...
====

Fucking dead brother's wife

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (vg8iE)

449 I still remember my phone number and street address from when I was six years old.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February


Same. Because I had it from 1 to 17.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020


*
*

Mine was from age 6 to about 22.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (Ejm1K)

450 433
Well the Dems here in AZ have introduced a bill like Virginia's. They
are feeling their oats after that one passed. I love AZ and not many
things could make me move. But this...

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 13, 2020 12:05 PM (7BRHN)

I saw that, what a bunch of shit. Gov Ducey needs to shoot this down. Pun intended.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 13, 2020 12:07 PM (k/TB6)

451 I thought he might be giving mini Mike a bit too much oxygen but looks like Mike'll take care of himself.

I expect the big city elitist to do a lot of this kind of thing in the heartland. "All you loser hicks and sister-banging knuckeldraggers, come out of your meth labs and trailers and vote for me!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

452 @AZachParkinson

Doing his best Joe Biden impression this morning, Bloomberg told an audience in Greensboro, North Carolina he had an office "here in Gainsboro"

The audience audibly groaned

https://tinyurl.com/tsgx8gd

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

453 Awww.....Joe Scarborough pens a love letter to Sundown Joe in the WaPo:

https://tinyurl.com/vgrgm7n

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (ptqGC)

454 Meanwhile Mari 'Lynn Minmay" Iijima seems ageless and beautiful

https://youtu.be/a59shIVCiRM

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (wYKCM)

455 441 House removes 1982 deadline on ERA Amendment, sends it to Senate. LOLz.

All they are doing now is going down an old wish list of far left crank stuff to run out the clock
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (KZzsI)

===========

How is this supposed to help moderates in red districts?

There's a grab bag of stuff going through, so I assume they're just trying to flood the zone with as much stuff that can be messaged individually by local representatives.

It's a good thing for them that impeachment didn't dominate the news for months and months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (zZbCU)

456 Liked getting pegged in strip clubs.


Oooo, hadn't heard that one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (oVJmc)

457 DUI, coke, thrown out of the Navy, pulls down 7 figures from foreign governments...
=====

Crack pipe in rental car
Using dead brother's identity

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (vg8iE)

458 And so what? Asians do not blow out the curve and get discriminated against by the Ivies because they are stupid.

She is likely very good at her job and a traitor.
Posted by: not so at February 13, 2020 12:05 PM (HALdu)

Do you actually believe those scores from China? Do you think all the immigrants at ETS are above board? LOLOL.

Posted by: Moon Moon at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (ONvIw)

459 Hunter getting kicked out of the Navy for drugs was good, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
----------

Even getting Hunter into the Navy was corrupt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (CDGwz)

460 Joe Biden on The View on his son Hunter:

"And look, nobody has said he's done anything wrong. This is a guy who has done nothing but good things his whole life, my son, and ran the food program USA, a whole range of things."

https://tinyurl.com/uq2l2p4


Sure Jan....
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)


Holy shit, someone should tell Mega ixnay on the side view. Do you 'ettes think she's up to 3 bills?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (Yp/pV)

461 I still remember my phone number and street address from when I was six years old.

Back then it was super important to remember your phone number. These days, I don't think kids have ONE number memorized. I doubt they know their own phone number on their $750 smart phone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:09 PM (KZzsI)

462 Don't write off Canadians yet. This happened at a university and as you well know, universities are hives of scum and villainy as well as being full of really stupid people.

Posted by: all doubt removed at February 13, 2020 11:34 AM (S2eH9)

This is true. And probably explains why urban areas are so left-wing. Where are the universities? In cities.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2020 12:09 PM (LxWV7)

463 So do I. Weird, huh?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

What's weird is I didn't know I did until the subject came up on this thread. They just popped in my head.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 12:09 PM (Uytaa)

464 >>>Doing his best Joe Biden impression this morning, Bloomberg told an audience in Greensboro, North Carolina he had an office "here in Gainsboro"


He had problems keeping his boroughs straight in NYC.

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 12:09 PM (SUJyY)

465 451 I thought he might be giving mini Mike a bit too much oxygen but looks like Mike'll take care of himself.

I expect the big city elitist to do a lot of this kind of thing in the heartland. "All you loser hicks and sister-banging knuckeldraggers, come out of your meth labs and trailers and vote for me!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

============

"I'm going to take your guns and blame you for every terrorist attack while shaming you for your food choices. But hey, at least I don't protect Americans! Vote for me!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 12:09 PM (zZbCU)

466 The corpse rots from the head.

*waves at Trudeau*

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2020 12:09 PM (XF4b8)

467 *YAY!*... https://preview.tinyurl.com/swcpp4g (Drift Compatible Podcast)

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 13, 2020 12:09 PM (Ckg4U)

468 Weismann and Isikoff lying on MSNBC. with Andrea

Posted by: fish bat at February 13, 2020 12:09 PM (WX+x0)

469 I am actually surprised that Arizona held on as long as it did. Talk about demographic onslaughts.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (90T4r)

470 456
Liked getting pegged in strip clubs.





Oooo, hadn't heard that one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (oVJmc)

As I recall, stripper or stripper's assistant or someone had to leave the club to go out and get more/different play toys, just for him.

Joe Bribem sees nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (1CjJc)

471 Scott Adams can be really far out on some of his ideas, but he showed me that he understands how Trump thinks much better than almost anyone else does. Because when he predicts how Trump is going to respond to a certain situation, he gets it exactly right more often than anybody else.

I started off 3 years ago or so thinking Scott Adams was full of shit, and then I had to admit that every prediction he made about Trump kept coming true. The only mistake was that, just like Trump, he could not conceive of the amount of fanatical opposition Trump has gotten from the left.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)

472 Mr President, where's the winning?
Posted by: ggreg at February 13, 2020 11:58 AM (045k4)

Give me a break.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (H8QX8)

473 In regards to Canada: I'm a big fan of Rush and would love to golf at that resort in the Canadian Rockies (Banff?). See, I said some nice things about Canada.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (vN4+Q)

474 Weismann and Isikoff lying on MSNBC. with Andrea
Posted by: fish bat at February 13, 2020 12:09 PM (WX+x0)
+++++++++
I have a hard time believing that.

Wait, no. That is SOP. Let me know if one of them accidentally tells the truth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (I2dne)

475 How is this supposed to help moderates in red districts?

I honestly have no idea what the plan is, or if there even is one. I get the impression Pelosi has just washed her hands of the place and is letting the "Squad" run things until they crater so she can take control again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (KZzsI)

476 You make silicon butter from Horta milk.



As a female, I wish I did not understand this reference.

Posted by: shibumi... Ohio redneck in training at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

477 443 DUI, coke, thrown out of the Navy, pulls down 7 figures from foreign governments...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 12:02 PM (oVJmc)

===
Fucked his dead brother's wife and threw her away.
Deadbeat father to a stripper.
Liked getting pegged in strip clubs.
This is fun. It could be a whole post.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 12:06 PM (pw+jk)

Topped off by his dad's ineffective denials.

Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (Y3R0d)

478 469 I am actually surprised that Arizona held on as long as it did. Talk about demographic onslaughts.
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (90T4r)

==========

Theory:

The immigrants from California helped keep it red, but it was the immigrants from south of the border that drove it blue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (zZbCU)

479 This is a guy who has done nothing but good things his whole life, my son

...including your other son's widow. Classy.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (Ibwur)

480 471. Yes. Adams was way ahead on Trump's "persuasiveness." He saw that Trump's actions and seemingly off the cuff comments were generally well calculated.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (JRaU+)

481 how many communists

Just watched Chernobyl.
The USSR claimed 37 dead.
Estimates from 4000-93000

God only knows Marx and Mohamed's true toll.


Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (FhXTo)

482
"I'm waiting for the day that they tie the rise of special needs kids to
hormone imbalances from long-term birth control usage, as well as
extended usage of anti-depressants."

Colorado Alex, there were two studies (Sweden, and Israel, I think?) that found an up to 25% increase in rate of autism among kids born via one particular kind of assisted fertility treatment (all of which involves heavy hormone manipulation).

Not arguing in favor of the studies, etc, but they were stepped on pretty quick; assisted fertility is a huge-dollar industry, as is the industry in special needs (particularly in education)

Posted by: barbarausa at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (W7IZQ)

483 "397 I still remember my phone number and street address from when I was six years old.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (Uytaa"


LOL, so do I.
Few days ago, a particular group of 4 numbers stuck in my head for some reason ... thought for a minute, the last 4 of a buddy's phone number Back When.
Tried actually searching for that kind of thing, surprising how many I could still remember.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (zlgJP)

484
A family from Seattle moved in next door. They have an 10 year old boy, 8 year old girl, and a huge, interesting back yard. I've never seen the kids out playing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc.


Maybe they sit around indoors and twiddle with their phones?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (aKsyK)

485 My husband spent 50 years in academia, he said he had never seen cheating like he saw in his last few years. The students would talk out loud in Mandarin during the exam. There was nothing he could do, administration said he couldn't prove what they said.

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (ONvIw)

486 >>473
In regards to Canada: I'm a big fan of Rush and would love to golf at
that resort in the Canadian Rockies (Banff?). See, I said some nice
things about Canada. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2020 12:10 PM (vN4+Q)

Also, gravy and cheese on French fries. No bacon, but close.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (QgtlX)

487 Holy shit, someone should tell Mega ixnay on the side view. Do you 'ettes think she's up to 3 bills?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (Yp/pV)

Poster blimp for proper posture.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (1CjJc)

488 "This is a guy who has done nothing but good things his whole life, my son, and ran the food program USA, a whole range of things. He even helped the Chinese acquire the stabilization technology they needed to help their missiles fly right. He's always thinking of others like that. Say--would you like to hear another 70 year old-movie quote?"

Posted by: Joe Biden for Polident 2020! at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (Ndje9)

489 Yeah talk about quid pro quo, Hunter got the God waiver to get into the Navy due to Daddy and he tested hot on his first weekend in uniform.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (wYKCM)

490 472: Give me a break.


It's funneh when everybody just ignores the troll. Kind of like driving around roadkill so you don't mess up your nice rims.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2020 12:12 PM (vN4+Q)

491 I'm so old that I remember when someone told Maggie Mac "To haul ass" it only took two trips.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 12:12 PM (pw+jk)

492 My fingers are crossed for the Xers. I hope they hold on as long the Boomers did. I think it is a civilizational imperative that the Xers take over the torch and dominate politics until they are, shambling wrecks. It's the only hope we have of skipping the profoundly broken millennial generation and seeing what the Zs can make of it.

---

lol

Considering we Xers are the smallest generation, who have to deal with Boomer parents and Millennial kids, I wouldn't count on it.

Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2020 12:12 PM (RU4sa)

493 @320

Which would mean that this was another inside/outside Deep State plot against the President and his AG.


This is what happens when the white hats tarry, they are being over-run by black hats.

Posted by: John Thornton at February 13, 2020 12:13 PM (NkeJ4)

494 460 https://tinyurl.com/uq2l2p4

Holy shit, someone should tell Mega ixnay on the side view. Do you 'ettes think she's up to 3 bills?
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (Yp/pV)

I thought you were implying there was sideb**b. I had to look.

Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 12:13 PM (Y3R0d)

495 Not only did I have my own number memorized, in high school my close friends and I all had fake names and fake numbers memorized, in case we ever got picked up for completely unfair and unjustified reasons. It was good practice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:13 PM (Kpl3J)

496 >>Considering we Xers are the smallest generation,
who have to deal with Boomer parents and Millennial kids, I wouldn't
count on it. Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2020 12:12 PM (RU4sa)

Let not your heart be troubled. Zod is a great Gen Xer.

Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2020 12:14 PM (QgtlX)

497 saw that, what a bunch of shit. Gov Ducey needs to shoot this down. Pun intended.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 13, 2020 12:07 PM (k/TB6)


Still hating on him for bending waaay over for the teachers last year. Red for Ed wanna be union. This better get crushed. I sent it out to the citizens lobby group I'm with. Gotta speak loudly at this also, theres a
pro 2A march this Saturday.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 13, 2020 12:14 PM (7BRHN)

498 Meggie Mac is expanding the depth and breadth of her range

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 12:14 PM (q1Pj5)

499 Meanwhile Mari 'Lynn Minmay" Iijima seems ageless and beautiful

https://youtu.be/a59shIVCiRM
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020


*
*

Indeed she does. There's something about Oriental women; they age very slowly. Might be diet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2020 12:14 PM (Ejm1K)

500 Meggie, 4H is a club not your bewb size.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 13, 2020 12:14 PM (wYKCM)

501 >>> House removes 1982 deadline on ERA Amendment, sends it to Senate. LOLz.

My state legislature honored the 150th anniversary of the women's right to vote yesterday. We were the second state to legally allow women to cast the vote, after Wyoming, but we were the first to actually have a woman cast a ballot. Ballot was cast on Valentine's day, Feb 14 1870.

My state legislature also is most likely going to reject the ERA. Good for them. Liberal SJWs gnashing their teeth over it hah.

Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2020 12:14 PM (hvf9s)

502 Pelosi is happy losing majority in the house so long as she gets to stay at the top of the leadership. So she's hoping to keep enough of her supporters there rather than getting even more squaddies because they will proceed to blame them for the loss of their majority should that happen.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 13, 2020 12:14 PM (G2zl5)

503 Warren pulled a similar stunt while on the stump in New Hampshire: "It is up to you, Massachusetts, to decide what to do!"

Look I get that if you make enough speeches, you will inevitably mess things up but.. this is pretty basic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:14 PM (KZzsI)

504 495 Not only did I have my own number memorized, in high school my close friends and I all had fake names and fake numbers memorized, in case we ever got picked up for completely unfair and unjustified reasons. It was good practice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:13 PM (Kpl3J)

You were fortunate that the dean didn't get hold of the NOC list.

Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2020 12:14 PM (SUJyY)

505 460 https://tinyurl.com/uq2l2p4



Holy shit, someone should tell Mega ixnay on the side view. Do you 'ettes think she's up to 3 bills?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (Yp/pV)

===

Ohhh that poor stool.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 12:14 PM (pw+jk)

506 407 397 I still remember my phone number and street address from when I was six years old.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (Uytaa)

So do I. Weird, huh?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

Not me. I'm not even sure what state I was living in when I was six. I think NY still, but we might have moved to CA by then.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 13, 2020 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)

507 I watch MSNBC but no audio.


If Kellyanne Conway is the leaker then is Hope Hick's return related?


Posted by: fish bat at February 13, 2020 12:15 PM (WX+x0)

508 Worst thing Hunter did was bail on the child he fathered. Forced the mother to have DNA test done and then failed to show up in court or provide financial documents while every newspaper on the planet was blasting how he ws getting paid $87000/month for a no show job.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2020 12:15 PM (QzF6i)

509 501. The part that puzzles me is that a modern incarnation of the ERA may be an excellent across the board move for the Democrats. It would get them a lot of wine mom support etc. Not sure why they are fixated on the old proposal.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 13, 2020 12:15 PM (JRaU+)

510 Joe Biden on The View on his son Hunter:

He sounds and looks doddering and confused. Sorry, no chance for him. Try again in four years.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2020 12:15 PM (VP1E6)

511 MSNBC - just preachin' to the choir. Nobody who isn't a die hard idealogue pays attention to anything they say.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2020 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

512 To make the Khadr saga even worse, this terrorists father was a terrorist from away back. The previous liberal Canadian regime (Chretien) used diplomacy to get the father out of a Turkish prison in the 90s back when the Turks weren't so Islamist.I think Daddy Khadr had been involved in a bombing in Turkey. Daddy Khadr came back to Canada just long enough to buy a ticket to Afghanistan where he joined up with Bin Laden as his main financial guy in the lead up to 9/11

Posted by: Greg61 at February 13, 2020 12:16 PM (bKg/2)

513 Huh. The house that Zod lived in '79-'82 in Nebraska is now a plot of grass. Must've burned down.
Posted by: Zod


Childhood home is still there. Must be close to 75 - 80 years old by now. Still has the green aluminum siding on it that dad put on the addition.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 12:16 PM (S9U/P)

514 Holy shit, someone should tell Mega ixnay on the side view.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (Yp/pV)

She probably looks even wider from the front.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 13, 2020 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)

515 My husband spent 50 years in academia, he said he had never seen cheating like he saw in his last few years. The students would talk out loud in Mandarin during the exam. There was nothing he could do, administration said he couldn't prove what they said.
Posted by: CN at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (ONvIw)
+++++++++
How about a blanket, "no talking of any kind or you fail" rule?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 12:16 PM (I2dne)

516 Pope Francis to declare Hunter Biden Patron Saint of Guys Who Bang Strippers on Coke

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2020 12:16 PM (oVJmc)

517 There's something about Oriental women; they age very slowly. Might be diet.

Its more a Dorian Gray thing. They age all at once like a barrier was broken. They go from timeless to 1231825 years old like overnight

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:17 PM (KZzsI)

518 Poster blimp for proper posture.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (1CjJc)


Lots of Budweiser sales were required for that supporting superstructure.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 12:17 PM (Yp/pV)

519 Sharkman

I saw April Wine at the Somewhere County Fieldhouse in '81.
My first live show!!

Ahhh, Bic lighters, Mexican ditch weed wafting in the dank, beer soaked hockey arena. Those were the days.

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 13, 2020 12:17 PM (GC07d)

520 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 13, 2020 12:17 PM (zlgJP)

521 Its more a Dorian Gray thing. They age all at once like a barrier was broken. They go from timeless to 1231825 years old like overnight
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:17 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++++++
Approximately:
16-59.9: Hawt
60: Kim Jong Il

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2020 12:18 PM (I2dne)

522 407 397 I still remember my phone number and street address from when I was six years old.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 13, 2020 12:00 PM (Uytaa)



So do I. Weird, huh?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

State 1, we had X(six digits) phone number. Moved to state 2, and we get Y(same six digits) phone number. This was before you could retain your phone number, and we did not have the ability to select or pay for that number. As far as I know, it was randomly assigned.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2020 12:18 PM (1CjJc)

523 Still hating on him for bending waaay over for the
teachers last year. Red for Ed wanna be union. This better get crushed. I
sent it out to the citizens lobby group I'm with. Gotta speak loudly at
this also, theres a

pro 2A march this Saturday.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 13, 2020 12:14 PM (7BRHN)

My wife help start Purple for Parents to counter R4E. She ended up getting doxxed. Fucking commies. As for 2A march, I plan on being there this weekend. Dillon Aero, Ruger, Vltor, there are so many companies that would be effected by this nonsense. Personally, Tempe and Tucson just need to be nuked.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 13, 2020 12:18 PM (k/TB6)

524 Leave poor bloated doughy Meggie Mac alone! The gal is just stress eating what with all the funerals she's having to plan and attend for her father.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2020 12:18 PM (q1Pj5)

525 That's a shame about America's little hat.

I'm the guy who wasn't lying way back then when I said, "I have a girlfriend but she lives in Canada".

And Montreal was a really fun city.

Posted by: Lamontyoubigdummy at February 13, 2020 12:18 PM (X3Ub8)

526
There's something about Oriental women; they age very slowly. Might be diet.
====
They trade aging slowly for their asses.

Little known fact, Brie Larson is part Oriental.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2020 12:18 PM (pw+jk)

527 Hunter Biden entering the Navy with a rank with an O in front of it makes me proud I left the Corps as a Sergeant. I'm proud I entered as a Private.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 13, 2020 12:19 PM (C1Lsn)

528 Well, that's a new spin on the old scam, guy claiming to have won a huge Powerball sum says he's giving it away to people who follow him on twitter. LOL.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2020 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

529 165 Where's Cochran? He was just here a minute ago...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 13, 2020 11:25 AM

=====

DIAF, all of you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 13, 2020 11:26 AM


* peeks out *

Just got here. Someone mentioned carrots, didn't they?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 13, 2020 12:19 PM (D31SV)

530 Just got here. Someone mentioned carrots, didn't they?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere


Yup. Numerous times.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 12:20 PM (S9U/P)

531 Do you actually believe those scores from China? Do you think all the immigrants at ETS are above board? LOLOL.
Posted by: Moon Moon at February 13, 2020 12:08 PM (ONvIw)

China is actually sending us their best and brightest, in bulk. Why? It's a twofer. They get the best education America has to offer (a lot of engineering ability they didn't have on their own), and can have graduates return and run their industries and teach in their universities.

What do we gain? Generations of bright minds not getting educated to the limits of their ability, so we get pushed down while they stand on our shoulders.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 13, 2020 12:20 PM (J+mig)

532 Meggie obviously DGAF. Money can do that. She has FU money, I am sure.

Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2020 11:50 AM (90T4r)

When does "MY 600LB Host" start airing?

Posted by: Boswell at February 13, 2020 12:20 PM (32YRo)

533 Brent, happy you and Alex are back in the podcast saddle!

Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2020 12:20 PM (hvf9s)

534 My husband spent 50 years in academia, he said he had never seen cheating like he saw in his last few years. The students would talk out loud in Mandarin during the exam. There was nothing he could do, administration said he couldn't prove what they said.
Posted by: CN at February 13, 2020 12:11 PM (ONvIw)
+++++++++
How about a blanket, "no talking of any kind or you fail" rule?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


How about a tape recorder?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2020 12:21 PM (S9U/P)

535 I thought you were implying there was sideb**b. I had to look.
Posted by: m at February 13, 2020 12:13 PM (Y3R0d)


I know my peeps.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 13, 2020 12:22 PM (Yp/pV)

536 Sharkman

I saw April Wine at the Somewhere County Fieldhouse in '81.
My first live show!!

Ahhh, Bic lighters, Mexican ditch weed wafting in the dank, beer soaked hockey arena. Those were the days.

Posted by: Heirloominati


The Olde Dayes Were The Best Dayes

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2020 12:22 PM (Hn8E7)

537 Mr President, where's the winning?
Posted by: ggreg
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Ggosh, from *MSNBC*:

"Ahead of this morning's jobs report, most projections pointed to growth in January in the ballpark of 164,000. It looks like we did quite a bit better than that.

The Bureau of Labor Statistics reported this morning that the economy added 225,000 jobs last month, while the unemployment rate inched a little higher to 3.6%. The revisions from November and December were also revised up a little, adding 7,000 jobs to previous reporting."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 13, 2020 12:22 PM (xSo9G)

538 I'm sure the jury foreman's defense will be, IWASJUSTDOINGWHATIBELIEVEDIN!!
That excuses every violation of law and tradition, if you are an America-hate.

Posted by: PJ at February 13, 2020 12:24 PM (qlTN9)

539 We need to perfect intergalactic space travel. Just get off this rock, to get away from them. Then they can self destruct, then we can come back. Or, we start perfecting intergalactic war. Either, or works for me.

Posted by: Paladin at February 13, 2020 12:25 PM (KX5Wh)

540 "Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds"
These are diamonds approved by Leo De Caprio, who made a movie about bad people who made other people mine them. So ask him first, because he made a movie.

Posted by: PJ at February 13, 2020 12:28 PM (qlTN9)

541 To the left, nothing is sacred. Full stop. Dead people are just props to ignore or highlight depending on how it pushes their satanic narrative along.

Posted by: iandeal at February 13, 2020 12:30 PM (vgGyZ)

542 200 Betsy Ross

Madame Dafarge


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Minnie Purl
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2020 11:31 AM (m45I2)

Oh, God help us.
Posted by: tubal at February



Tubal's feeling needled.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2020 11:33 AM (axyOa)

That was crewel...

Posted by: browndog at February 13, 2020 12:30 PM (gD6Ka)

543 Not sure what happens after the 500K population mark is hit, but it tends to make those Cities slide into some sort of crazy left mode. This just started in the 70s and I have no idea what causes it.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2020 11:17 AM (JUOKG)



Peer pressure.

Posted by: Smash'em at February 13, 2020 12:31 PM (xcrUy)

544 Leave them alone, they're knitting their own rope.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2020 12:37 PM (UUkQp)

545 A Canadian citizen went overseas to fight as an enemy combatant against US forces and killed at least 1. He returned to Canada and is hailed as a hero. How is that anything short of a declaration of war?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2020 12:38 PM (6jhIN)

546 You will find this trend in countries around the world including here. The great divide is now urban vs rural.
Hello!

Posted by: Angelo Codevilla at February 13, 2020 12:38 PM (KX5Wh)

547 At 500,000, there are plenty of liberals who want to help people, the politicians are powerful enough to command a fairly decent pot of tax money, and there is a large population that needs helping.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2020 12:40 PM (6jhIN)

548 Smaller towns, neighbors feel obligated to help neighbors. In larger towns and cities, they elect politicians to help their neighbors.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2020 12:42 PM (6jhIN)

549 "Ahead of this morning's jobs report, most projections pointed to growth in January in the ballpark of 164,000. It looks like we did quite a bit better than that.

The Bureau of Labor Statistics reported this morning that the economy added 225,000 jobs last month, while the unemployment rate inched a little higher to 3.6%. The revisions from November and December were also revised up a little, adding 7,000 jobs to previous reporting."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at February 13, 2020 12:22 PM (xSo9G)
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People don't seem to care. His job approval in must win North Carolina is 42%.

We'll see if he adds more jobs than Obama in his first four years.

Posted by: ggreg at February 13, 2020 12:55 PM (045k4)

550 Canada doesn't even have the will for a national identity. They're all either English wannabes or French wannabes. Damned moose shit sniffers.

Posted by: CrustyB at February 13, 2020 01:36 PM (ToSAM)

551 Bollocks. This is America as well. This happened at a University. Your Universities aren't full of leftists who fete terrorists and revolutionaries? You didn't just go through three years of Impeachment bullshit? Aren't rights under threat in numerous of your states? This a problem all democracies have due to our inherent freedoms and leftist infiltration of our institutions. Trudeau just got elected for a second term. Didn't you have Obama for two terms? Does that make you all Dhimmis and Leftists?
Look to your own house before you criticise ours.

Posted by: Jay Harper at February 13, 2020 03:01 PM (RU8Qm)

552 They don't speak for me. I really don't understand the left's love for Al Quaeda.

Posted by: james at February 13, 2020 03:58 PM (MNBUP)

553 Also the flight he was on went into American airspace. I thought he was on the no-fly list. Is that even legal?

Posted by: Millie Woods at February 16, 2020 01:37 PM (rpSPG)

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