Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/10/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

And to condense all that, it could be distilled by saying the deep state makes arguments by authority: “I’m an authority, and I have credentials, and therefore, ipse dixit, what I say matters.” And they don’t want to be cross-examined, they don’t want to have their argument in the arena of ideas and cross-examination. They think it deserves authority, and they have contempt—and I mean that literally—contempt for elected officials. Victor Davis Hanson.


Quote II


"I think it’s true that a lot is still unknown and our scientists, Chinese scientists, American scientists, scientists of other countries, are doing their best to learn more about the virus, but it’s very harmful, it’s very dangerous, to stir up suspicion, rumors and spread them among the people," Chinese Ambassador to the U.S. Cui Tiankai


Quote III

"If you want to know if somebody is a good salesman, give him the job of going to the Midwest and picking a town and selling to that town the concept that some man wearing a dress should be in a locker room with their daughter. If you can sell that, you can sell anything," Former NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg


Quote IV

The time to act is now. Impeachment turned out to be a Swalwellian toot and it’s done. The election is a long way off, and the lapdog media is unlikely to stir people up with fake outrage over these necessary and proper actions since people are too busy getting rich and not having their kids killed in stupid new wars.

Time to settle all family business.Kurt Schlichter


Quote V

“With every project, I challenge my team and myself to surpass ourselves. For the development of AQUA, we took inspiration from the lifestyle of a discerning, forward-looking owner, the fluid versatility of water and cutting-edge technology to combine this in a superyacht with truly innovative features,” Aqua designer Sander Sinot

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What an insulting bitch individual.

Sen. Amy Klobuchar essentially insulted supporters of President Donald Trump as those who fail a “patriotism check.”

The Minnesota Democrat and 2020 presidential candidate touted herself as a fresh face in politics as she discussed her contrasting position to her 2020 rivals and Trump during a live “Morning Joe” appearance on MSNBC Monday.


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Pierre DelectoSen. Mitt Romney (RINO-UT) is in heap big trouble back home. Some of the Utah GOP is pissed at him.

Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) over his vote in favor of the impeachment of President Donald Trump, the only Republican to do so.

Others are far more supportive of the controversial impeachment vote that they say reflected Romney's firm dedication to his principles.

A draft resolution calling on Romney to support the president's agenda or vacate his seat will be considered at the Republican Party state central committee meeting on February 29.


What a low life carpet bagging sucking weasel.

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Every once in awhile a story comes along where you think, we have some good kids coming up.

A high school principal told his students not to fly the US flag from their vehicles anymore when they drove to school — It was offensive.
This is the disgusting garbage they are teaching kids in public schools these days.

So the Virginia high school students formed a caravan of vehicles with US flags when they drove to school the next day


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Still a prick and still unemployed, Colin Kaeperdick.


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Marijuana backers are upset with POTUS Trump.

President Trump proposed ending an existing policy that protects state medical marijuana programs from Justice Department interference as part of his fiscal year 2021 budget plan released on Monday.

The rider, which has been renewed in appropriations legislation every year since 2014, stipulates the the Justice Department can’t use its funds to prevent states or territories “from implementing their own laws that authorize the use, distribution, possession, or cultivation of medical marijuana.”

This isn’t the first time that an administration has requested that the rider be stricken. Trump’s last two budgets omitted the medical cannabis protections language, and President Obama similarly asked for the policy to be removed. In all cases, Congress has ignored those requests and renewed the protections in spending bills.

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If you want to hunt bok choy here's the guy.............

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Were they saving the dinner for themselves? Invited guest Michael Moore locked out of dinner.

Michael Moore Locked Out – Kept Waiting Outside of NH Dem Dinner Where He Was Invited Guest of Bernie Sanders


Yeah, that was a cheap fat joke.

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Better late than never. Trump rids the NSC of 'Deep State' operatives.

President Trump is making good on his promises to “drain the swamp” and cut Obama-era holdovers from his staffs, especially the critical and recently controversial National Security Council.

Officials confirmed that Trump and national security adviser Robert O’Brien have cut 70 positions inherited from former President Barack Obama, who had fattened the staff to 200.

Many were loaners from other agencies and have been sent back. Others left government work.

The NSC, which is the president’s personal staff, was rocked when a “whistleblower” leveled charges that led to Trump’s impeachment.


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Just another reason not to watch the Oscars or have anything to do with Hollywood.


The Communist Manifesto” got a shoutout during the 2020 Oscars.

Julia Reichert, the co-director of best documentary winner “American Factory,” which was produced by former President Barack Obama’s new film company, apparently quoted from Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels’ infamous book during her acceptance speech on Sunday night.

“Working people have it harder and harder these days — and we believe that things will get better when workers of the world unite,” Reichert said.


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There is a painter in the U.K. by the name of Dean Reeves. Don't f*ck with him.

“I gave him a quote for the job and he said he would ‘ping me the money straight away’, but he tried to change the job halfway through,” Dean Reeves told SWNS.

He changed the job, kept asking me to extra work. He said there was a number of jobs I needed to do before I would get paid. I did seven days hard work on it. I didn’t have lunch breaks, I worked hard all week to get it done. He kept saying, ‘I’ll pay you tomorrow,’ but tomorrow never came.”

The painter added that his client, Terry Taylor, agreed to pay him the money he was owed if he agreed to give the back of the building another coat of paint. That wasn’t mentioned in their original agreement, but on January 14 he did it anyway. But when he asked Taylor when he would get paid, the was told that he wouldn’t receive a dime until he painted the fascias as well. That’s when Reeves realized that he was never getting paid the full fee, and decided to take revenge on his deceitful client.


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Screw it. Let the Palestinians move to Syria or Jordan or Detroit or some other hell hole.

About 100 Democrats in the US House of Representatives sent a letter to US President Donald Trump on Thursday expressing their “strong disapproval” of his Mideast peace plan, the details of which were released on Jan. 28.

The congressional members said the proposal will push the two sides towards additional conflict in that the plan gives the Jewish state a “license to violate international law” by annexing settlements in the West Bank, according to a copy of the letter obtained by Jewish Insider.


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I don't have a problem leaving. And according to National Interest we must leave Iraq as well. Something, something about international law.

There is a very real danger of Iraq becoming the battleground for a fight between Iran and the US to which it is not a party. In a country already scarred by decades of conflict, Iraq urgently wants to avoid such a circumstance. As such, it’s now for the US to heed the country’s request and to withdraw its troops in line with its international obligations, and for both the US and Iran to avoid further escalating an already tense situation.

It is up to the international community as a whole to ensure respect of the rule of law. But as the world’s most powerful nation, the US must demonstrate its willingness to comply with its responsibilities and uphold the ideals of international law.


And while we are at it, get the hell out of Afghanistan as well.

Two U.S. Army Special Forces soldiers who were killed when American and Afghan troops were fired on during a mission in Afghanistan were identified by the Pentagon on Sunday.

The soldiers, both assigned to the 3rd Battalion, 7th Special Forces Group (Airborne) at Eglin Air Force Base in Florida, were Sgt. 1st Class Javier Jaguar Gutierrez of San Antonio, Texas and Sgt. 1st Class Antonio Rey Rodriguez of Las Cruces, N.M.


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When it comes to drugs use and possession, Mayor Buttplug is all over the place.

Somewhat remarkable, 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg said he would decriminalize all drugs, including heroin and meth.

The openly gay, 37-year-old former mayor of South Bend, Ind., appeared Sunday on “Fox News Sunday” to boldly tout his risky plan.

“The main thing we need to focus on is where you have distribution and the kind of harm that’s done there, where yeah, of course, it’s important that it remain illegal but — ” he began saying when asked about legalizing the highly dangerous drugs.

Fox News host Chris Wallace interrupted to tell Buttigieg that he said it should not be illegal.

“Possession,” the Democratic candidate clarified, “should not be dealt with through incarceration.”


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Bill Kristol attempts to hang onto any relevance he can. NeverTrumpers now shift to the NeverBernie camp.

GOP-leaning independent voters in New Hampshire are receiving phone calls and texts from anti-Trump Republicans urging them to cross the aisle and vote in the Democratic primary on Tuesday, NHJournal has learned. The message is for these unaffiliated voters, who can vote in either party’s primary, to vote for a “responsible and electable” Democratic alternative to Donald Trump.

National #NeverTrump leader Bill Kristol, founder of the conservative Weekly Standard magazine, confirmed to NHJournal that he is part of the effort, which involves tens of thousands of New Hampshire voter contacts and a six-figure budget.

“Yup. I’m happy to have joined with some others to help remind New Hampshire independents, who might be accustomed to voting in the Republican primary, that this year, they may be able to make more of a difference by voting for a responsible and electable candidate in the Democratic primary,” Kristol said.


I'm curious how many blow jobs Bill got all of that sweet cash.

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Last week ( Wednesday) here at The ONT we had the link, "Canada continues its soft jackbooted march towards totalitarianism." It's even worse.

Regulating Content not Mediums
No matter how the government tries to soften it, the overall tone and stated goal of the report by its own words is a new model where the regulatory framework is hardware agnostic and shifts focus to content:

Our new model is platform agnostic and technology neutral. It focuses on the activities being carried out and establishes consistent obligations to support Canadian cultural policy for all media content undertakings involved in similar activities.


The phrase “lawful content” appears in the report, it is not defined, but its mere presence bothers me immensely,

we also recommend that an explicit policy objective be added to the Telecommunications Act to affirm a user right to an open Internet – in which lawful content can be accessed anytime, from anywhere – in order to ensure freedom of speech and innovation


Every morning we should thank our lucky stars for our First Amendment.


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President Trump continues to do the right thing.

Tuskegee Airman Promoted to Brigadier General at the Oval Office


For most people, reaching their 100th birthday is a significant milestone, but for Tuskegee Airman Col. Charles E. McGee (Ret.), it was just one more milestone in a remarkably distinguished career.

Charles E. McGee was born on the 7th December 1919 in Cleveland, Ohio.

His father, Lewis, was a Methodist minister, a social worker, and a teacher, and his mother was Ruth Elizabeth Lewis McGee. He had two siblings, an older brother, Lewis, and a younger sister, Ruth.

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When he's not busy eating paste or calling voters dog faced pony soldier Joe Biden is calling for the banning of plastic items.


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"Free Money". Freedom Dividend i guess is the proper term.

How a New Hampshire family spent Andrew Yang's 'Freedom Dividend'

GOFFSTOWN, N.H. (Reuters) - A New Hampshire family that received a $1,000-a-month “freedom dividend” for a year from the campaign of Democratic presidential contender Andrew Yang spent most of the money on college bills - but also on an improv class for the unemployed dad.

How many of you Morons would have taken an improv class? Just wondering out loud.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 10 Feb 1937
Roberta Flack, US singer, songwriter, who had the 1972 US No.1 single 'The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face', 1973 US No.1 & UK No.6 single 'Killing Me Softly With His Song'. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 10 Feb 1974
Record producer Phil Spector was injured in a car crash. He needed extensive plastic surgery that dramatically altered his looks. Details of how the accident happened were kept secret. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Never pull a gun unless you plan on using it. Genius Award Winner.

What a brew-haha!

Chaos erupted outside a popular Brooklyn brewery Friday night, when an apparently annoyed craft-beer hater pulled a gun on a long line of people who were waiting to buy the latest designer IPA, according to cops and online reports.

No shots were fired during the squabble outside the Other Half Brewing Company in Carroll Gardens — and a suspect was being questioned Saturday, police said.

The gun-slinging skeptic struck around the corner from the brewery, on Garnet Street, where beer lovers with camp chairs and hand trucks regularly line up overnight to buy limited-run, $18 four-packs in collectible cans, sold when the doors open Saturday mornings.


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She once was blind..........Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

It’s been over a decade since artificial retinas first began helping the blind see. But for many people, whose blindness originates beyond the retina, the technology falls short. Which is why new research out of Spain skips the eye entirely, instead sending signals straight to the brain’s visual cortex.

Amazingly, 15 years after losing her sight, Bernardeta Gómez, who suffers from toxic optic neuropathy, used the experimental technology to recognize lights, letters, shapes, people—and even to play a basic video game sent directly to her brain via an implant.

According to MIT Technology Review, Gómez first began working with researchers in late 2018. Over the next six months, she spent four days a week dialing in the technology’s settings and testing its limits.

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1 Tough truck!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 10, 2020 09:46 PM (UUBmN)

2 Oy!

Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 10, 2020 09:46 PM (LPnfS)

3 Got distracted by Head Country bbq sauce.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 10, 2020 09:47 PM (HuH1F)

4 Close, but not the cigar, again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 09:48 PM (BiNEL)

5 Top 10 y'all and off to read the content!

Posted by: TheHoser at February 10, 2020 09:48 PM (Z1nTA)

6 A draft resolution calling on Romney to support the president's agenda or vacate his seat

That will have even less effect than a Swalwellian Toot but will smell about as bad.

Just recall the bastard.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 10, 2020 09:49 PM (ykYG2)

7 Behold! It is the ONT and...

uh... I got nothin'.

Hi.

Posted by: mindful webworker - zip at February 10, 2020 09:50 PM (vc6c9)

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$18 4-packs?

Do you have anything else on tap?

Geez, are we at an NFL game?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 09:50 PM (sy5kK)

9 Pretty stoked to see Vince Gill's New Kid tomorrow.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 09:51 PM (PUmDY)

10 Top 10?
Fetch the others

Posted by: Luke Jackson at February 10, 2020 09:51 PM (q8Nfq)

11 I enjoy watching PDT's rallies. He brought back The Snake poem tonight!

Posted by: jmel at February 10, 2020 09:51 PM (OeWgo)

12 Good Evening
How is every one?

Posted by: wing at February 10, 2020 09:51 PM (JFzNN)

13 Time to settle all family business.Kurt Schlichter
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I have seen this phrase here so many times in the last couple weeks that I now hear the theme from The Godfather in my head whenever I see it.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 10, 2020 09:52 PM (/669Q)

14 As for Mayor Pete - the homosexual community is well known for its use of Club Drugs, mostly amphetamine in nature, which keep the partier up all night. I'm just surprised he went with meth to legalise before molly.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 10, 2020 09:52 PM (ykYG2)

15 I can do the Flu stuff...or we can talk about Sanders

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at February 10, 2020 09:52 PM (kFkpX)

16 How late am I?

Posted by: ALH at February 10, 2020 09:52 PM (kwJtD)

17 Time to settle all family business.Kurt Schlichter
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I have seen this phrase here so many times in the last couple weeks that I now hear the theme from The Godfather in my head whenever I see it.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 10, 2020 09:52 PM (/669Q)

I GET TO BE CLEMENZA!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 10, 2020 09:53 PM (JCrfD)

18 Not even Underdog can stop me now!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 10, 2020 09:53 PM (7WaWV)

19 16 How late am I?
Posted by: ALH at February 10, 2020 09:52 PM (kwJtD)


Only the rabbit knows.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 09:54 PM (aA3+G)

20 VDH is a national treasure. Maybe we should declare him a national park? Thoughts?

Posted by: IanDeal at February 10, 2020 09:54 PM (vgGyZ)

21 Too 20?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 10, 2020 09:54 PM (KXHve)

22 Damn!

Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because XXXX YOU again at February 10, 2020 09:54 PM (KXHve)

23 The workers are uniting. They're voting for Trump, and Brexit.

Posted by: Splunge at February 10, 2020 09:55 PM (dOV9E)

24 Hi.
Posted by: mindful webworker - zip at February 10, 2020 09:50 PM (vc6c9)


Hi back at ya ...

Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 10, 2020 09:55 PM (LPnfS)

25 Thanks, Mis Hum. Now off to read the content

Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 10, 2020 09:55 PM (KXHve)

26 Sweet pic at the top MH. And thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 10, 2020 09:55 PM (+ldAm)

27 The Standard Poodle is the winner of the Non-Sporting Group.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 09:55 PM (wiXsO)

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So Mayor Pete says hard drugs are good to go.

Yet he wants to take our guns.

yeah, right.

If the Democrat policies of ignoring criminals, while making productive citizens felons were to take hold, let's just say it won't look pretty.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 09:56 PM (sy5kK)

29 *checks to make sure I'm still subbed to the Drift Compatible Podcast.*

Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2020 09:56 PM (Z7lwY)

30 Time to settle all family business.Kurt Schlichter
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I GET TO BE CLEMENZA!!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 10, 2020 09:53 PM (JCrfD)


I just want the cannoli ...

Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 10, 2020 09:56 PM (LPnfS)

31 Yea ONT!

Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2020 09:56 PM (Cd8NC)

32 I'm all for getting the hell out of foreign countries filled with savages where NO ONE can define what "winning" is supposed to be or what it would accomplish.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 09:57 PM (BiNEL)

33 Wow, Roberta Flack is 83?!

Posted by: logprof at February 10, 2020 09:57 PM (oZuI0)

34 Posting a top 50 comment then back to the last thread. I am way behind.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 10, 2020 09:57 PM (PHotS)

35 The VA principal needs to have a 24/7 caravan of flag trucks surround the block where he lives.

Until he resigns.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (sy5kK)

36 Monday: Kurt Schlichter's column goes live, suggesting to Trump that he settle all Family Business

Also Monday: 70 NSC employees kicked out of the White House, apparently including that Anonymous author of the resistance article and book

Posted by: Splunge at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (dOV9E)

37 What channel is the Dog Show on?

Posted by: logprof at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (oZuI0)

38 Great musical choices MH!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (dUJdY)

39 Mike Bloomberg Suggests Uneducated Midwest Rubes Are Just Too Stupid for Trans Bathrooms

Speaking to an audience at Oxford University and addressing the Brexit
vote, Bloomberg said, "We, the intelligentsia, the people who could make
it into this room, we believe a lot of things in terms of equality and
protecting individual rights that make no sense to the vast bulk of
people."




I heard this on a local radio station last Friday. What an arrogant, full of himself, prick Mini Mike is. I hope that shitstain wastes billions on this campaign and has nothing to show for it but the bills

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (WuUfi)

40 32 I'm all for getting the hell out of foreign countries filled with savages where NO ONE can define what "winning" is supposed to be or what it would accomplish.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 09:57 PM (BiNEL)


"Winning" consists of bombing the bejeebers out of it and leaving. And the bombs can be anything you want.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (aA3+G)

41 Great ONT, but frankly I expect nothing less, so I guess I am spoiled!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 09:59 PM (BiNEL)

42 that aop's lawn mower?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 09:59 PM (KP5rU)

43 Need some input.
I'm in Virginia and looking to vote for in the democrat primary
I'm thinking about voting for Bernie because I think the DNC will be trying to knock him down and steal his delegates like they did 4 years agog.

Any suggestions?

Posted by: Blanco at February 10, 2020 09:59 PM (HltPS)

44 The VA principal needs to have a 24/7 caravan of flag trucks surround the block where he lives.

I don't think it was the principal. The article said "administrator." Busy body secretary.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 10, 2020 09:59 PM (JCrfD)

45 Nurse signing in.....Flu stuff?

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at February 10, 2020 09:59 PM (kFkpX)

46 Trump's remarks after senate acquittal

https://youtu.be/kussikUTdSw

In case you missed it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 10, 2020 10:00 PM (LxTcq)

47 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 10, 2020 10:00 PM (Y4EXg)

48
Bernie has 7,500 people at his rally on a college campus.

Oh, wait.

He is also paying for a free concert by The Strokes, a popular millennial band.

But they have to listen to Bernie first.

So it isn't really free.


Isn't bait and switch illegal?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:01 PM (sy5kK)

49 "Winning" consists of bombing the bejeebers out of it and leaving. And the bombs can be anything you want.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (aA3+G)


I knew the Establishment was going to betray us when there was no glass cooling anywhere in the ME on 9/12/2001!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 10:01 PM (BiNEL)

50 Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 10, 2020 10:01 PM (SRRAx)

51 Quite the tasty selection of links, Misanthropic Humanitarian

Me likey.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2020 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

52 I'm in VA and fully intend to vote Bernie in the dem primary.

Feel the Bern, cucks.

Posted by: dagny at February 10, 2020 10:02 PM (nRWPy)

53 I thought I read that Joe Di Geneva said we'd get some arrests today.

Well? We're waiting....

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 10, 2020 10:02 PM (VNfwt)

54 The Herding Group is Next.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:02 PM (wiXsO)

55 Colin Kaepernick allegedly wanted $20 million to play in the XFL. Most players make under $500K.



Here's the thing if Krapperdick ever got on a team again he would show just how shitty he is so he keeps making ridiculous demands to stay in the spotlight without having to play and just have Nike keep sending him checks.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 10, 2020 10:03 PM (WuUfi)

56 Bloomberg can go horsefuck. What an arrogant little prick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 10, 2020 10:03 PM (HXbfI)

57 Hey everybody.

As I said in the previous thread, I found out today I work with a bunch of NPC dumbshits. They had a group freakout about PDT today.

I also made a point of doing my work a bit differently... namely, there's some work markup I would always do, but my former co-worker always refused to, and she always seemed to get away with it.

So today I went ahead and skipped all the same steps she's skipping. I'm interested to see if I get yelled at about it. (If I do, I'm quitting again.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

58 What channel is the Dog Show on?
Posted by: logprof at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (oZuI0)


The gorilla channel.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:03 PM (t+qrx)

59 I thought I read that Joe Di Geneva said we'd get some arrests today.
Well? We're waiting....
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 10, 2020 10:02 PM (VNfwt)


It is a sad world when you cannot trust straight-shooting pillars of integrity like Joe DiGenova and Andy McCarthy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 10:04 PM (BiNEL)

60 I did not know that Trump had promoted Charles McGee to Brigadier General prior to the SotU. Did he mention it in the speech? And other than the rank, is there any other benefit to the promotion (not that I think there needs to be)?

I saw a meme floating around on Facebook complaining that Trump had a Tuskegee Airman at the SotU, but gave a medal to Rush. My guess is, he'd rather have the promotion.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 10, 2020 10:04 PM (CAJOC)

61 Wow - my first comment (barely) made the Top 50!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 10, 2020 10:04 PM (SRRAx)

62



"When you lash out at the King and fail, the backlash should be swift and devastating."
--Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 10, 2020 10:04 PM (66jgF)

63 What channel is the Dog Show on?
Posted by: logprof at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (oZuI0)
********
FOX Sports 1

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:04 PM (wiXsO)

64 Time to settle all family business.
Will Schiff get the Moe Green treatment?

Posted by: ALH at February 10, 2020 10:04 PM (kwJtD)

65 Re: the discussion on why Trump has been so patient, I think he realizes he can't really make changes until he has another Supreme Court justice. There will be some epic issues coming up if things happen as many expect.
And it would explain the strange case of RBG, who no one ever sees. One more seat and all is lost for the left.

Posted by: artemis at February 10, 2020 10:05 PM (AwPyG)

66 The Strokes kind of rock. Believe It Not. At least currently

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

67 60 : he did mention it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 10, 2020 10:05 PM (HXbfI)

68 Read the side bar - you simply can't read NeverTrump material any more, no one can - even as it appears on Drudge or HotAir - its the modern day equivalent of reading Lord Haw Haw.

These people are simply looking out for their liberal funded pocket books and their wannabe fame/celebrity gigs on MSNBC or CNN if they can get it - they could care less if you were rounded up and marched off to some Sanders' gulag...

They'll be gone from this earth by mid-November of this year. I for one expect Jonah to clean my pool with the same energy and vigor that he brought to the Fox panel arguing that Mitt was a "tortured" righteous soul.

Posted by: Boswell at February 10, 2020 10:06 PM (32YRo)

69 Trump mentioned that he had promoted McGee a week earlier in the Oval Office during the speech.

Posted by: blaster at February 10, 2020 10:06 PM (ZfRYq)

70 Whomever the Democommies annoint, I do not think they will have coat tails down ticket.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 10, 2020 10:06 PM (VNfwt)

71 69 Trump mentioned that he had promoted McGee a week earlier in the Oval Office during the speech.
Posted by: blaster at February 10, 2020 10:06 PM (ZfRYq)


The stars on his shoulders at the SOTU were also a form of clue.

Posted by: Splunge at February 10, 2020 10:06 PM (dOV9E)

72 Time to settle all family business.

Will Schiff get the Moe Green treatment?

Posted by: ALH at February 10, 2020 10:04 PM (kwJtD)

Not good enough. Do both eyes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:07 PM (9Om/r)

73
Who said it?

"Well, they ain't tellin much, now."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 10, 2020 10:07 PM (66jgF)

74 "Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Spring Fever."

The snow on my street isn't going anywhere until April

Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

75 Which group are bulldogs? Frenchies.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:07 PM (PUmDY)

76 Re the flag ban story, the principal apologized and said it was a "misunderstanding."

And if you believe that....

Posted by: Dr. T at February 10, 2020 10:08 PM (2PXwn)

77 Posted by: Boomer Redneque. 

Maybe you should edit your nic to conform to the owner's wishes...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 10, 2020 10:08 PM (dLLD6)

78 So today I went ahead and skipped all the same steps she's skipping. I'm interested to see if I get yelled at about it. (If I do, I'm quitting again.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)


Think the pre-WWII UCMJ had an allowable charge called "Silent Insolence"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 10:08 PM (BiNEL)

79 The "Spring Fever" lawn mower needs clip-ons and rear-sets...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 10, 2020 10:08 PM (7WaWV)

80

Joe Digenova says a lotta shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 10, 2020 10:08 PM (66jgF)

81 Which group are bulldogs? Frenchies.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:07 PM (PUmDY)
***********
Non-Sporting Group.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:08 PM (wiXsO)

82 Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2020 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

Thank you kind Sir

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

83 When will Jerry Nadler sleep with the fishes?

Posted by: ALH at February 10, 2020 10:09 PM (kwJtD)

84 Re the flag ban story, the principal apologized and said it was a "misunderstanding."
And if you believe that....
Posted by: Dr. T

In this case, "misunderstanding' means he was caught red handed. And exposed.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 10, 2020 10:09 PM (VNfwt)

85 His next town hall....heck I'll drive out and make him some tomatoes & eggs... fist hurled, and air cooked, right at serving...old school politics done right...

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at February 10, 2020 10:09 PM (kFkpX)

86 The "Spring Fever" lawn mower needs clip-ons and rear-sets...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 10, 2020 10:08 PM (7WaWV)


Bullet cowl.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:09 PM (t+qrx)

87 Masters.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:09 PM (PUmDY)

88 Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 10:06 PM (0keV9)

Is there, perchance, a year to go with that statement?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 10:09 PM (BiNEL)

89 Hrothgar, hmmm :-)

Alls I knows is, I can't wait to get a better job.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

90 When will Jerry Nadler sleep with the fishes?
Posted by: ALH at February 10, 2020 10:09 PM (kwJtD)


Just as soon as God invents a whale big enough to swallow him. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

91 Which group are bulldogs? Frenchies.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:07 PM (PUmDY)

Frenchies? Sink me!

Posted by: Boswell at February 10, 2020 10:11 PM (32YRo)

92 *Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Spring Fever.*

I. WANT. THIS!

Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2020 10:11 PM (Cd8NC)

93 I read the articles by Victor Davis Hanson and Kurt Schlichter this morning.
They speak my language!

Posted by: ALH at February 10, 2020 10:12 PM (kwJtD)

94 Dr T and Moon Moon, yup.

Conservative parents need to make their kids' public school principals' lives a living hell.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

95 I met a few Tuskegee pilots at an air show some years ago, and talked to them for a while. What amazing humble guys they were, and proud. They should be. Their eyes still lit up when you mentioned the P-51. That was cool to see.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:13 PM (9Om/r)

96 @89

Barr/Durham will be releasing a report anywhere from May to November of 2020.


Because that's what AGs and prosecutors do, they issue reports.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 10:13 PM (4jR9M)

97 Re The Godfather, I so would love to be in a position someday where I can say to someone who thinks they have power over me, "Here's my offer, Senator. Nothing."

But life has shown me over and over again I'm a Fredo. Oh well. :-/

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)

98 65 Re: the discussion on why Trump has been so patient, I think he realizes he can't really make changes until he has another Supreme Court justice. There will be some epic issues coming up if things happen as many expect.
And it would explain the strange case of RBG, who no one ever sees. One more seat and all is lost for the left.
Posted by: artemis at February 10, 2020 10:05 PM (AwPyG)


truth.

RBG has been really lucky living this long, with the terrible cancer she has. You just know that there are some Lefty leaning doctors pulling every experimental rabbit out of their medical bag to keep her alive. Procedures that nobody reading this blog would be allowed to access.

That luck can't go on forever, pancreatic cancer survivability is measured in months, not years.

The Left will make last weeks' acquittal vote look sane when RBG moves on.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

99 Re the flag ban story, the principal apologized and said it was a "misunderstanding."



And if you believe that....


He misunderstood that we're not a commie nation just yet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (xkSJa)

100 "Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Spring Fever."

The snow on my street isn't going anywhere until April
Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

Eh. spring is fleeting in CO, as well as most of the Rocky Mountains.

Last summer me and the Missus took a drive over the hill to the Meeker/Craig area. the weekend after Independence Day, mind you, and we saw six inches of fresh snow at Cameron Pass and Rabbit Ears Pass. It was 58 in Steamboat, and a balmy 54 in Meeker.

so we decided right then and there that this is where we want to retire.

Western Colorado is the Wyoming part of Colorado. Much like.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)

101 Never seen the Eagles. Kind of excited.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (PUmDY)

102 And it would explain the strange case of RBG, who no one ever sees. One more seat and all is lost for the left.

Posted by: artemis at February 10, 2020 10:05 PM (AwPyG)


Funny how no one in power ever comments on this virtual absence of a key high level person like RBG in the Federal Government, but transferring a treacherous LTC lackey is front page news.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (BiNEL)

103 So the thing is, if you are going to cheat upon your newlywed husband with your old boyfriend do not use a credit card at a hotel where your husband is the mgr.

The more you know.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (HALdu)

104 They'll be gone from this earth by mid-November of this year. I for one expect Jonah to clean my pool with the same energy and vigor that he brought to the Fox panel arguing that Mitt was a "tortured" righteous soul.
Posted by: Boswell at February 10, 2020 10:06 PM (32YRo)

Gotta almost feel for a guy whose claim to fame is that His Mother advised Billy Jeff's Pop Tart to Keep the Blue Dress with BJ's Jizz on it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (kXoT0)

105 84 When will Jerry Nadler sleep with the fishes?
Posted by: ALH at February 10, 2020 10:09 PM (kwJtD)

-------------------------------

Fat floats, or so I've been told.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (CAJOC)

106 So Mayor Pete says hard drugs are good to go.

Oregon is going to vote in November on a measure decriminalizing possession of all drugs.

Junkies already shoot up in public in downtown Portland, so that obviously needs to be made legal.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (I2/tG)

107 102 Never seen the Eagles. Kind of excited.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (PUmDY)


You got season tickets, huh?

Posted by: Splunge at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (dOV9E)

108 Somewhat remarkable, 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg said he would decriminalize all drugs, including heroin and meth.

Well, we already knew that the dems will make the entire country like that shithole San Francisco. A huge proportion of those homeless people living in tents are junkies. The democrats want to make it easier to be a junkie living in a tent and crapping on the sidewalk.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

109 55 Colin Kaepernick allegedly wanted $20 million to play in the XFL. Most players make under $500K.



Here's the thing if Krapperdick ever got on a team again he would show just how shitty he is so he keeps making ridiculous demands to stay in the spotlight without having to play and just have Nike keep sending him checks.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 10, 2020 10:03 PM (WuUfi)



Yeah, if he thought he was still good enough for the NFL and this wasn't all just an attempt to push his agenda he'd have joined the XFL (probably would have wound up as a backup there) and proven how he is still a legitimate QB.

I wonder how many guys on XFL teams will be signed by the start of the NFL preseason. The last time it ran, they had a couple wind up making it, including the "He Hate Me" player.

I think they're also being smart keeping it to Saturdays and Sundays, which people are already accustomed to blocking out time for football games on tv. They ran them during weekdays last time.

Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2020 10:15 PM (Z7lwY)

110 But life has shown me over and over again I'm a Fredo. Oh well. :-/
Posted by: qdpsteve

Luxury! I DREAM of being a Fredo.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 10, 2020 10:15 PM (VNfwt)

111 bootygig, chasing the bug since 2001?

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:15 PM (HALdu)

112 107 Oregon is going to vote in November on a measure decriminalizing possession of all drugs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (I2/tG)


Good. They can all take bath salts, and eat each other's faces off.

Posted by: Splunge at February 10, 2020 10:15 PM (dOV9E)

113 Hawks? No.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:16 PM (PUmDY)

114 Bullet cowl.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:09 PM



Nothing says 'flamin' faggot' quite like pull-back bars and forward foot controls...


I denounce myself.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 10, 2020 10:16 PM (7WaWV)

115 Never seen the Eagles. Kind of excited.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (PUmDY)

You got season tickets, huh?
Posted by: Splunge at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (dOV9E)


Ask them why they couldn't just take the damn ring to Mordor themselves.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

116 That luck can't go on forever, pancreatic cancer survivability is measured in months, not years.

RBG's had pancreatic cancer for ten years, which is just a phenomenal length of time to survive with this terrible disease.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

117 77 Re the flag ban story, the principal apologized and said it was a "misunderstanding."

... in your mouth.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 10, 2020 10:17 PM (ykYG2)

118 Sen. Amy Klobuchar essentially insulted supporters of President Donald Trump as those who fail a "patriotism check."

-
We fail Kookaburra's patriot test because we're patriots rather than internationalist multi culti worshippers. We fail because we don't hate America.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 10, 2020 10:17 PM (+y/Ru)

119 Never seen the Eagles. Kind of excited.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (PUmDY)


Living Life In The Fast Lane, eh?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

120 The VA principal needs to have a 24/7 caravan of flag trucks surround the block where he lives.

Until he resigns.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (sy5kK)

Seems to me there would be grounds for a Federal prosecution under the Civil Rights Act.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 10, 2020 10:17 PM (LxWV7)

121 the story about the bionic eye is great

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:17 PM (G546f)

122 As for RBG, I think she is probably in and out of consciousness. HIPPA is hers and the Dims friend because no one can demand a report on her health.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at February 10, 2020 10:18 PM (kXoT0)

123 103 And it would explain the strange case of RBG, who no one ever sees. One more seat and all is lost for the left.

Posted by: artemis at February 10, 2020 10:05 PM (AwPyG)

Funny how no one in power ever comments on this virtual absence of a key high level person like RBG in the Federal Government, but transferring a treacherous LTC lackey is front page news.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (BiNEL)



Remember the conspiracy theories when Melania wasn't seen for a while as she recovered from surgery.

Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2020 10:18 PM (Z7lwY)

124 116 Ask them why they couldn't just take the damn ring to Mordor themselves.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)


Air defenses. Mumak firing skulls out of their trunks.

Posted by: Splunge at February 10, 2020 10:18 PM (dOV9E)

125 Conservative parents need to make their kids' public school principals' lives a living hell.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)


Sadly, we'll then have to hear the tragic story about the well-meaning principal who was persecuted for his heroic stance against evil nationalism. Might get a book deal out of it.

I hope the good people of Franklin County have the gumption to make it hell for the guilty party/parties (who knows, maybe there's more behind the principal). The only way they're going to stop forcing this crap down our throats is if they're made scared to do it.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 10, 2020 10:18 PM (2PXwn)

126 The snow on my street isn't going anywhere until April
Posted by: hogmartin


The snow
On my street
Isn't going anywhere
Until April

Posted by: Miklos, with soothing, aromatic Haiku Therapy at February 10, 2020 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

127 66 The Strokes kind of rock. Believe It Not. At least currently
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

FREE CONCERT TONIGHT!!!

Posted by: Old white haired Communist, handing out candy to kids at February 10, 2020 10:18 PM (sy5kK)

128 Good evening, Horde.

So much great content, MisHum.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

129 that aop's lawn mower?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 09:59 PM (KP5rU)

Heh. I have a Dixon mower.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 10, 2020 10:19 PM (LxWV7)

130 27 The Standard Poodle is the winner of the Non-Sporting Group.
Posted by: redridinghood

YAY!

Standard Poodles Are The Best!!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:19 PM (G546f)

131 Howdy ONT-type people!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 10:19 PM (NWiLs)

132 Was the GEOTUS event in NH well attended?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 10, 2020 10:19 PM (CLteG)

133 Take It to the Limit is kind of awesome..

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:19 PM (PUmDY)

134 RBG's had pancreatic cancer for ten years, which is just a phenomenal length of time to survive with this terrible disease.
***

Either she's getting some experimental drug they are hiding from the larger public or they are lying about what she has.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (WdocV)

135 Invited guest Michael Moore locked out of dinner.

-
Well, if anybody else is going to get anything to eat, you need to lock Mike out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (+y/Ru)

136 Yes, gentle Horde, you may have seen it when I linked a version of it this morning, but now, behold! A true Moron anthem if ever there was...

https://youtu.be/-calvsGLRfs

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (CUU+W)

137 Ask them why they couldn't just take the damn ring to Mordor themselves.
Posted by: hogmartin

They couldn't even make it to the Superbowl ths year, let alone Mordor

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (G546f)

138 Remember the conspiracy theories when Melania wasn't seen for a while as she recovered from surgery.

I thought she was leading raids against ISIS positions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (xkSJa)

139 RBG's had pancreatic cancer for ten years, which is just a phenomenal length of time to survive with this terrible disease.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

My Dear Mother had pancreatic cancer for just over 4 years and then she passed. My Mother didn't smoke or drink and was generally very healthy, so RBG's 10 years of this horrible disease make me very skeptical.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (kXoT0)

140 127 The snow on my street isn't going anywhere until April
Posted by: hogmartin


May for me and inwill have pics

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

141 RBG's had pancreatic cancer for ten years, which is just a phenomenal length of time to survive with this terrible disease.
***

Either she's getting some experimental drug they are hiding from the larger public or they are lying about what she has.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (WdocV)


I would check to see if she's wearing a scarab necklace.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:21 PM (9Om/r)

142 104 So the thing is, if you are going to cheat upon your newlywed husband with your old boyfriend do not use a credit card at a hotel where your husband is the mgr.

The more you know.
Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (HALdu)

------------------------------------

Better yet, don't cheat at a hotel where your husband is the mgr.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 10, 2020 10:21 PM (CAJOC)

143 How many of you Morons would have taken an improv class? Just wondering out loud.

Frankly, I'm surprised the guy didn't spend Yang's "Freedom Dividend" on tatoos.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

144 135 RBG's had pancreatic cancer for ten years, which is just a phenomenal length of time to survive with this terrible disease.
***

Either she's getting some experimental drug they are hiding from the larger public or they are lying about what she has.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (WdocV)



Patrick Swayze died of it within 2 years of being diagnosed.

Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2020 10:22 PM (Z7lwY)

145 I would check to see if she's wearing a scarab necklace.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:21 PM



And queefs dust...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 10, 2020 10:22 PM (7WaWV)

146 just shittin ya, aop.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 10:22 PM (KP5rU)

147 Nothing says 'flamin' faggot' quite like pull-back bars and forward foot controls...

I denounce myself.
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 10, 2020 10:16 PM (7WaWV)


Forward controls facilitate air cooling of critical components.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:22 PM (t+qrx)

148 Colin Kaepernick allegedly wanted $20 million to play in the XFL. Most players make under $500K.

-
Colon Krapperdick still suffering from delusions of adequacy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 10, 2020 10:22 PM (+y/Ru)

149 Found out yesterday that my sister and her boyfriend will be leaving the ATL area soon, probably headed to a new job for him in either Denver or Portland.

On the one hand, that's halfway across the country from the rest of us, and I don't really want to see my sister go that far away. On the other, she's a flaming lib (not sure about him), so mathematically, it makes Georgia a tad less purple. So.....eh.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 10, 2020 10:22 PM (2PXwn)

150 Kurt Schlichter 2024

Posted by: Dennis at February 10, 2020 10:22 PM (dBNX/)

151 Yes, gentle Horde, you may have seen it when I linked a version of it
this morning, but now, behold! A true Moron anthem if ever there was...



https://youtu.be/-calvsGLRfs


Now that's art!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 10, 2020 10:22 PM (xkSJa)

152 MisHum, another fine ONT.

And good night, y'all.


Posted by: tbodie at February 10, 2020 10:23 PM (Cd8NC)

153 Yes, gentle Horde, you may have seen it when I
linked a version of it this morning, but now, behold! A true Moron
anthem if ever there was...



https://youtu.be/-calvsGLRfs

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (CUU+W)


The live version was linked here a few months ago. You need to check that out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:23 PM (9Om/r)

154 In the City is on every setlist so far.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:23 PM (PUmDY)

155 I would check to see if she's wearing a scarab necklace.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Or unusually large deliveries of the blood of virgins.

Posted by: Miklos, at the Elizabeth Bathory Day Spa at February 10, 2020 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

156 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/wnsyu7l

https://tinyurl.com/qscbasr

https://tinyurl.com/vzm3xlf

https://tinyurl.com/tka9yjm

https://tinyurl.com/yx5fjtre

Posted by: kbdabear at February 10, 2020 10:23 PM (qAR6u)

157 143 104 So the thing is, if you are going to cheat upon your newlywed husband with your old boyfriend do not use a credit card at a hotel where your husband is the mgr.

The more you know.
Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (HALdu)

------------------------------------

Better yet, don't cheat at a hotel where your husband is the mgr.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
---
Even better...don't cheat at all...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 10, 2020 10:24 PM (UUBmN)

158 Posted by: Miklos, with soothing, aromatic Haiku Therapy at February 10, 2020 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

Dude:

The snow on my street

Is not going anywhere

Until this April

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 10:24 PM (BiNEL)

159 May for me and inwill have pics
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)


You and Muad'dib are definitely two people I don't expect a lot of snow sympathy from... we think of you what everybody else thinks of Michigan.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:24 PM (t+qrx)

160 maybe it's not the original RBG anymore

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:24 PM (G546f)

161 Time for bed. This gal is plumb tuckered out.
See you manana!

Posted by: ALH at February 10, 2020 10:24 PM (kwJtD)

162
110 55 Colin Kaepernick allegedly wanted $20 million to play in the XFL. Most players make under $500K.



Here's the thing if Krapperdick ever got on a team again he would show just how shitty he is so he keeps making ridiculous demands to stay in the spotlight without having to play and just have Nike keep sending him checks.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 10, 2020 10:03 PM (WuUfi)



Yeah, if he thought he was still good enough for the NFL and this wasn't all just an attempt to push his agenda he'd have joined the XFL (probably would have wound up as a backup there) and proven how he is still a legitimate QB.

I wonder how many guys on XFL teams will be signed by the start of the NFL preseason. The last time it ran, they had a couple wind up making it, including the "He Hate Me" player.

I think they're also being smart keeping it to Saturdays and Sundays, which people are already accustomed to blocking out time for football games on tv. They ran them during weekdays last time.
Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2020 10:15 PM (Z7lwY)
*************
It's worse.
The majority per team make between 50,000-100,000. Like 41 out of the 45 roster.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:24 PM (wiXsO)

163 @135

That or she's made of cancer.


No one survives multiple bouts of different types of cancer for decades and survives to 86.

No one, but apparently RGB.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 10:24 PM (4jR9M)

164 84 When will Jerry Nadler sleep with the fishes?
Posted by: ALH at February 10, 2020 10:09 PM (kwJtD)


what a question.


why do you hate fish?

Posted by: Old white haired Communist, handing out candy to kids at February 10, 2020 10:24 PM (sy5kK)

165 Now! Now is the time Cato!

Posted by: President Richard Punch at February 10, 2020 10:25 PM (9dzlp)

166 Forward controls facilitate air cooling of critical components.
Posted by: hogmartin

So do boxers and loose-fitting shorts.

Posted by: Miklos, making himself at home at February 10, 2020 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)

167 137 Yes, gentle Horde, you may have seen it when I linked a version of it this morning, but now, behold! A true Moron anthem if ever there was...

https://youtu.be/-calvsGLRfs
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (CUU+W)


LOL! It's perfect!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

168 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/qw8asnf

https://tinyurl.com/wtrthzm

https://tinyurl.com/wydpg6h

https://tinyurl.com/uhq8gwd

https://tinyurl.com/r899u5m

Posted by: kbdabear at February 10, 2020 10:26 PM (qAR6u)

169 No one survives 86 years of RBG.

Posted by: Cancer at February 10, 2020 10:26 PM (9dzlp)

170 160 May for me and inwill have pics
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

You and Muad'dib are definitely two people I don't expect a lot of snow sympathy from... we think of you what everybody else thinks of Michigan.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:24 PM (t+qrx)

April is nothing to sneeze at either

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

171 Until this April
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

*attempts seppuku with one remaining chopstick*

*ow*

Posted by: Miklos, self-abasing at February 10, 2020 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

172 Gotta almost feel for a guy whose claim to fame is that His Mother advised Billy Jeff's Pop Tart to Keep the Blue Dress with BJ's Jizz on it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at February 10, 2020 10:14 PM (kXoT0)

Heh. He'd have never have advised it himself if it involve Sir Romney Ribbentrofeinstiegzenhoffer...

Posted by: Boswell at February 10, 2020 10:27 PM (32YRo)

173 Howdy ONT-type people!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 10:19 PM


Good evening, Day-Walker!

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 10, 2020 10:27 PM (DMUuz)

174 So Mayor Pete says hard drugs are good to go.

Yet he wants to take our guns.

yeah, right.


Makes sense, wouldn't want people to protect themselves from junkies breaking in to steal their shit for drug money.
That's not who we are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

175 Standard Poodles Are The Best!!!!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:19 PM (G546f)

They have Automatic Poodles beat in the clutch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 10, 2020 10:27 PM (LxWV7)

176 Knocked off 400 squats just this morning.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at February 10, 2020 10:28 PM (EgshT)

177 Good evening, Insom!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

178 My Standard Poodle identifie s as Deluxe

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:29 PM (G546f)

179 @135

That or she's made of cancer.


No one survives multiple bouts of different types of cancer for decades and survives to 86.

No one, but apparently RGB.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 10:24 PM (4jR9M)

I think they are doing some very experimental treatments on her and I would not be surprised to find out that the blood, organs, and tissue of aborted babies is part of the treatment. As long as she is technically "alive" even though deep in a coma, the Dims can let her clerks Robert Byrd her office/seat on the court. I remember those good old days when RB's staff would wheel his almost corpse in for crucial votes and NO ONE WAS ALLOWED TO QUESTION IT.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at February 10, 2020 10:30 PM (kXoT0)

180 My Standard Poodle identifie s as Deluxe
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:29 PM (G546f)

I have 2 Miniature Poodles. Love the breed.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at February 10, 2020 10:31 PM (kXoT0)

181 Live version- I've no more fucks to give. I love the setting. lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:31 PM (9Om/r)

182 just shittin ya, aop.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 10:22 PM (KP5rU)

I know. I laughed, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 10, 2020 10:31 PM (LxWV7)

183 I heard this on a local radio station last Friday. What an arrogant, full of himself, prick Mini Mike is. I hope that shitstain wastes billions on this campaign and has nothing to show for it but the bills

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (WuUfi)


I want BloomingIdiot to waste so much of his money down the Democrat shitter that he can't afford lifts for his shoes.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2020 10:31 PM (Y8PSl)

184 Even better...don't cheat at all...
Posted by: lin-duh at February




You talk a big game for someone that does not have any stuff anymore.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:31 PM (HALdu)

185 meth for action
fentanyl for downtime

better living through pharma!
MayorCheatyPetey2020

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:31 PM (G546f)

186 132 Howdy ONT-type people!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 10:19 PM (NWiLs)


Was the interview today?

Horde minds are piqued and hopeful.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:31 PM (sy5kK)

187 I remember those good old days when RB's staff would wheel his almost corpse in for crucial votes and NO ONE WAS ALLOWED TO QUESTION IT.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil

He's fine.

Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at February 10, 2020 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

188 No one survives multiple bouts of different types of cancer for decades and survives to 86.



No one, but apparently RGB.


The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 10, 2020 10:32 PM (xkSJa)

189 RBG.......DAAAAYAM!

Posted by: Nazgul at February 10, 2020 10:32 PM (9dzlp)

190 I have 2 Miniature Poodles. Love the breed.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto

awww!!!
they must be super cute!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:32 PM (G546f)

191 Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2020 10:15 PM (Z7lwY)

XFL has a chance.

But they need to get back to REAL football.

None of this namby pamby can't touch ya shit.

And no Un American Crap.

If they do so, they will thrive, hell, I'LL watch them.

Posted by: Don Q, USN Ret. at February 10, 2020 10:33 PM (NgKpN)

192 gives the Jewish state a "license to violate international law" by annexing settlements in the West Bank

There's a funny subtext to this. To compensate for Israel annexing settlements on the West Bank, Trump's plan proposes transferring an Arab area in Israel adjacent to the West Bank to the Palestinian Authority.

The residents of the area are screaming bloody murder about this proposal, of course. I would too, if I were told that I would cease being a citizen of the State of Israel, and would instead be a citizen of the dysfunctional, corrupt Palestinian Authority.

One slight problem - the Arabs in this area, like Arabs elsewhere in Israel, mostly vote for pro-Hamas, pro-Hezbollah Arab legislators, who refuse to accept the legitimacy of the State of Israel.

Here's a clue: if you don't want to be bargained away in a peace settlement, perhaps you should start voting for legislators who represent Arab interests, while accepting the underlying legitimacy of the State of Israel.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 10:33 PM (I2/tG)

193 I think about now RBG is like that creature on Dr who some years back. The one thats just a layer of stretched skin on a frame with a face.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:33 PM (9Om/r)

194 43 Need some input.
I'm in Virginia and looking to vote for in the democrat primary
I'm thinking about voting for Bernie because I think the DNC will be trying to knock him down and steal his delegates like they did 4 years agog.

Any suggestions?
Posted by: Blanco


I think Bernie is the way to go. His getting a lot of support will cause warfare between the various factions in the democrat party. They'll make sure he doesn't get the nomination. His youngish supporters will be really pissed off. Also, if Bloomberg buys the nomination, a lot of the pissed off Bernie supporters will stay home in November.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2020 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

195 Somebody once mentioned "The 4 Year Rule"; the Civil War, WW1 and WW2 (and the Korean "Police Action") were all 4 years. It does seem to me that ought to be long enough to get the point across. If not, what is the point?

And nobody even bothers articulating a compelling national interest in countries can barely pronounce much less find on a map. It just strikes me as way too risky, with so many leftists and commies in government. They can't be trusted with OPSEC.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2020 10:33 PM (3duqG)

196 @184

Unfortunetly, at Bloomberg's level of richness and the level he's spending, it's not even a blip.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 10:35 PM (4jR9M)

197 You know the funny thing about Bernie supporters is that if Bernie did get power and make hisownself president forever, the first thing he would do after making hisowneslf president forever is murder his supporters.

You know, how Hitler and Mao did.

Kind of funny.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:35 PM (HALdu)

198 The Israelis should just annex the whole of Judea and Samaria already!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 10, 2020 10:35 PM (7WaWV)

199 awww!!!
they must be super cute!!!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:32 PM (G546f)

They are. Both are apricot. One I got as a puppy--Etta named after Etta James because At Last is one of my favorite songs. The other one I got as a rescue, he was found as a stray, so I named him Willie after Willie Nelson because he's a Red Headed Stranger. What's funny is they look like they came from the same litter.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at February 10, 2020 10:36 PM (kXoT0)

200 That luck can't go on forever, pancreatic cancer survivability is measured in months, not years.

The Left will make last weeks' acquittal vote look sane when RBG moves on.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

God may strike me down, but I hope it's soon.

Posted by: Infidel at February 10, 2020 10:36 PM (MTxDQ)

201 69 Trump mentioned that he had promoted McGee a week earlier in the Oval Office during the speech.
Posted by: blaster at February 10, 2020 10:06 PM (ZfRYq)

Obama was probably watching the SOTU and thought, "Gee, why didn't I think of that?"

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 10, 2020 10:36 PM (m2EfB)

202
What's with all the good nights?

I've been meaning to say something about for a long time. You West Coast Maroons are Not pulling your own weight around here. This place is a ghost town after 11pm and it's only 8 o'clock in California and all those other places out there. What's with the early bedtime??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 10, 2020 10:36 PM (66jgF)

203 And nobody even bothers articulating a compelling national interest in countries can barely pronounce much less find on a map. It just strikes me as way too risky, with so many leftists and commies in government. They can't be trusted with OPSEC.
Posted by: Common Tater

The standard thing was "fight them over there, not over here".


Open borders has largely obviated this argument.

Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at February 10, 2020 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

204 Fun fact, for what it's worth: "Killing Me Softly With His Song" is about Don McLean.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 10, 2020 10:37 PM (jK8Z7)

205 is murder his supporters.

You know, how Hitler and Mao did.


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin! at February 10, 2020 10:37 PM (I2/tG)

206 YAY!

Standard Poodles Are The Best!!!!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:19 PM (G546f)
**************
Judge Jeanine Pirro has 2 whites beauties.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:37 PM (wiXsO)

207 Sometimes I Say. Every verse kills.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:37 PM (PUmDY)

208 So who read the story about the suicide drone flying into the back of the stryker at thewarzone?


Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:38 PM (HALdu)

209 This place is a ghost town after 11pm and it's only 8 o'clock in California and all those other places out there. What's with the early bedtime??
Posted by: Soothsayer

I will assess Sooth one (1) beer for every East Coast comment after midnite. Tallboys, 'cause Time and a Half.

Posted by: Miklos, usually awake at February 10, 2020 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

210 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 10, 2020 10:38 PM (BOpNY)

211 RBG's had pancreatic cancer for ten years, which is just a phenomenal length of time to survive with this terrible disease.
***

Either she's getting some experimental drug they are hiding from the larger public or they are lying about what she has.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2020 10:20 PM (WdocV)
-------

Patrick Swayze died of it within 2 years of being diagnosed.

Posted by: buzzion at February 10, 2020 10:22 PM (Z7lwY)


Had a friend die within three months of being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. The survivability rate for pancreatic cancer is one of the lowest compared to other cancers.

I can't explain RBG except to say she must have sold whatever she had for a soul to the devil.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2020 10:39 PM (Y8PSl)

212 I believe in the 2000lb rule for these foreign conflicts.

Namely, is it worth dropping 2000lb bombs, in mass, on our enemies territory destroying their cities and infrastructure?

No? Then it isn't worth one GI's life either.


Yes? Ok, let's bomb them for a few weeks first and see if they come to their senses....

Hell, this actually WORKED when Billy Jeff decided to destroy Serbia's infrastructure instead of sending in the army. He made them feel enough pain they threw in the towel on Bosnia (whether or not that was a good decision is a different question).


Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2020 10:39 PM (WdocV)

213
Either Ruth Ginsberg is dead, or they cryogenically freeze her most of the time, and take her out only when she's needed.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 10, 2020 10:39 PM (66jgF)

214
2020 Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg said he would decriminalize all drugs, including heroin and meth.

The consequences will be... interesting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2020 10:40 PM (7rVsF)

215 >>>Judge Jeanine Pirro has 2 whites beauties.

That really wiggle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 10:40 PM (aA3+G)

216 Unfortunetly, at Bloomberg's level of richness and the level he's spending, it's not even a blip.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 10:35 PM (4jR9M)
***********
I can't watch a YouTube video or turn on the television without one of his ads popping up. It's unreal.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:40 PM (wiXsO)

217 Judge Jeanine Pirro has 2 whites beauties.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:37 PM (wiXsO)

yes, yes she does.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:41 PM (9Om/r)

218 >>>I think Bernie is the way to go. His getting a lot of support will cause
warfare between the various factions in the democrat party. They'll make
sure he doesn't get the nomination. His youngish supporters will be
really pissed off. Also, if Bloomberg buys the nomination, a lot of the
pissed off Bernie supporters will stay home in November.

Kind of along the lines of what I was thinking also.

Thanks..

Posted by: Blanco at February 10, 2020 10:41 PM (HltPS)

219 Had a friend die within three months of being
diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. The survivability rate for pancreatic
cancer is one of the lowest compared to other cancers.



I can't explain RBG except to say she must have sold whatever she had for a soul to the devil.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2020 10:39 PM (Y8PSl)

I had a friend whose hip hurt, so he went to the doctor. He went to the hospital immediately. Within 3 days he had a giant hematoma (discolored bruise) that covered about half his left side. Within 2 weeks he was dead. That's how quickly the pancreatic cancer spread.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 10, 2020 10:42 PM (jK8Z7)

220 Anyone ask Mayor Cheat whether he wants to legalize poppers?


Posted by: Obligatory at February 10, 2020 10:42 PM (WdocV)

221 And nobody even bothers articulating a compelling national interest in countries can barely pronounce much less find on a map. It just strikes me as way too risky, with so many leftists and commies in government. They can't be trusted with OPSEC.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2020 10:33 PM (3duqG)

WWII was the better part of six years for most of the participants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 10, 2020 10:42 PM (LxWV7)

222 You and No One Else. Holy crap.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:42 PM (PUmDY)

223 174 Howdy ONT-type people!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 10:19 PM

Good evening, Day-Walker!
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 10, 2020 10:27 PM (DMUuz)

Walking in the daytime
Walking in the night
Walking in the darkness
Walking in the light

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

224
Unfortunetly, at Bloomberg's level of richness and the level he's spending, it's not even a blip.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 10:35 PM (4jR9M)

***********

I can't watch a YouTube video or turn on the television without one of his ads popping up. It's unreal.


Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:40 PM (wiXsO)


They are playing the hell out of that commercial that shows him being best pals with Barry. He must think that will help him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 10, 2020 10:43 PM (qAXT/)

225 His getting a lot of support will cause

warfare between the various factions in the democrat party
***

Yep - The current oligarchs running the Dem party make serious money off of technocratic corporatism. Other people will do well in Bernie's more traditional national socialism....but not the current oligarchs....

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2020 10:43 PM (WdocV)

226 @217

Yep, there are only 8 people on the planet with more money than Bloomberg.


If he wanted to he could saturate all media with ads and it might be a minor inconvenience to his finances that he could recover from in a couple years.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 10:44 PM (4jR9M)

227 217
Unfortunetly, at Bloomberg's level of richness and the level he's spending, it's not even a blip.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 10:35 PM (4jR9M)

***********

I can't watch a YouTube video or turn on the television without one of his ads popping up. It's unreal.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:40 PM (wiXsO)

I know someone who started with the Bloomberg campaign this week. She was told that she had a job until November, because if he was not the nominee, the campaign finance laws allow him to "loan" his staff to the nominee as long as he suspends, but doesn't end, his campaign. They are paid better than their counterparts on other campaigns. He really has money to burn.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 10, 2020 10:44 PM (jK8Z7)

228 Walking in the daytime
Walking in the night
Walking in the darkness
Walking in the light
Posted by: Insomniac

After Midnight for me.

Posted by: Patsy Cline at February 10, 2020 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)

229 Hi everyone. That first picture needs the Maximum Overdrive "Green Goblin" face.

Court appearance went better than I thought it would. Still not ideal, but we don't live in an ideal world.

I've been binge-listening to Oscillian's "In the Company of Robots," because who wouldn't want a chorus of robots singing that I have no need to fear, that I'm in safety because I'm in the company of robots. Plus quotes from Disney's "The Black Hole."

See you tomorrow.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 10, 2020 10:44 PM (l9m7l)

230 Feeling a little better now than I was an hour ago.

Just frustrating. Some days I feel so bullied by life.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

231 Was the interview today?

Horde minds are piqued and hopeful.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:31 PM (sy5kK)

Yes it was. I think it went well, but that is far from any guarantee of outcome. Hoping to hear something within the next week or so.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

232
I can't explain RBG except to say she must have sold whatever she had for a soul to the devil.
Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2020 10:39 PM (Y8PSl)


Or---there are extremely expensive treatments available to our betters, but not to the rest of us.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

233 Ginsberg and her magic anti-cancer magic really tweaks my conspiracy thoughts.

It's all so fucking weird. My dear grandmother succumbed to pancreatic cancer after less than a full year. she was a big farm girl.

Ruth Buzzie Ginsberg has always been wee.

Something is going on, and I hate to think that the other justices on the Supreme Court might know at least portions of the Rest of the Story.

the Deep State is the enemy.

*where's my tin foil chapeau?*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 10, 2020 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)

234 I can't watch a YouTube video or turn on the television without one of his ads popping up. It's unreal.




Between running a pi-hole on my network, U-block Origin, and ghostscript, I don't see any Bloomberg ads on YouTube.


Or any others, for that matter.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 10, 2020 10:46 PM (xkSJa)

235 Beckoning Chasm--I'm so glad it wasn't the worst-case scenario.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

236 Anyone ask Mayor Cheat whether he wants to legalize poppers?


Posted by: Obligatory

Not Karl Popper, no. He had Bad Ideas.

Posted by: Mayor Cheat at February 10, 2020 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

237 Feeling a little better now than I was an hour ago.

Just frustrating. Some days I feel so bullied by life.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February



Dude, you are in horde, the motto is "get them before they get you."

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:46 PM (HALdu)

238 Walking in the daytime
Walking in the night
Walking in the darkness
Walking in the light
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 10:43 PM (NWiLs)


Walk on pins and needles,
see what they can do.
Walk on guilded splinters,
with the king of the Zulu

Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:46 PM (t+qrx)

239 not so, thanks. That's what I'm trying to do.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

240 Yep, there are only 8 people on the planet with more money than Bloomberg.





If he wanted to he could saturate all media with ads and it might be
a minor inconvenience to his finances that he could recover from in a
couple years.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 10:44 PM (4jR9M)

Or...he can spread the money around to various charities that really need the cash instead of spending a billion dollars for a 400K a year job. Then again ruling as a fascist is probably more appealing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:47 PM (9Om/r)

241 Anyone ask Mayor Cheat whether he wants to legalize poppers?




What is this some kind of slang for old gay guys from belize?

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:48 PM (HALdu)

242 So mayor Pete wants to make date rape drugs legal? I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's a bad idea.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 10, 2020 10:48 PM (Wm5SB)

243 not so, thanks. That's what I'm trying to do.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February


ok then!

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:48 PM (HALdu)

244 Walk on pins and needles,
see what they can do.
Walk on guilded splinters,
with the king of the Zulu
Posted by: hogmartin

Da Docta! Docta Jawn!

Posted by: Miklos with authentic New Orleans accent at February 10, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

245 I was able to hit Fool to Cry before it wasn't there, success.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:49 PM (PUmDY)

246 Dr. John or Humble Pie?

Posted by: klaftern at February 10, 2020 10:49 PM (RuIsu)

247 Where is the horde rv meetup going to be?

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:49 PM (HALdu)

248 203
What's with all the good nights?

I've been meaning to say something about for a long time. You West Coast Maroons are Not pulling your own weight around here. This place is a ghost town after 11pm and it's only 8 o'clock in California and all those other places out there. What's with the early bedtime??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 10, 2020 10:36 PM (66jgF)


Sooth.

Dude.

I keep getting those top 10 AoS poster ratings thrown back in my face from those that know me.

I'm doing what I can.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:49 PM (sy5kK)

249 Between running a pi-hole on my network,
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 10, 2020 10:46 PM (xkSJa)


How's that working for you? I ran my internal DNS with dnsmasq on an rPi for a while but it kept going unresponsive after a day or so unless I pinged it or something to wake it up. I suspect it was some kind of power save mode, but I never bothered to follow up on it and validate that.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:49 PM (t+qrx)

250 Or...he can spread the money around to various charities that really need the cash instead of spending a billion dollars for a 400K a year job. Then again ruling as a fascist is probably more appealing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Ha ha ha ha

Mini Mike knows that charities, at least the ones Leftists approve of, are scams to enrich the charity runner as well as provide tax loopholes for the donors

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:50 PM (G546f)

251 I would check to see if she's wearing a scarab necklace.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:21 PM (9Om/r)


Iron necklace of an odd, repulsive Eastern style that also confers immunity from Rakoshi

Posted by: Kindltot at February 10, 2020 10:50 PM (6rS3m)

252 Dude, you are in horde, the motto is "get them before they get you."

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:46 PM (HALdu)


Mine is storm their castle, break their shit, drink their booze, fondle their women, make them watch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:51 PM (9Om/r)

253 Dr. John or Humble Pie?
Posted by: klaftern at February 10, 2020 10:49 PM (RuIsu)


Miklos got it.

Was there a cover version?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 10, 2020 10:51 PM (t+qrx)

254 not so, re the Horde RV meetup:

Unknown where it will be, but I believe there was a spot in NC everyone wanted to go to.

I personally would love to do Vegas, Grand Canyon, or Monument Valley. But we shall see. I do want it to happen.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

255 This is very clever. One Minute Time Machine:

https://youtu.be/vBkBS4O3yvY

Posted by: Sharkman at February 10, 2020 10:51 PM (80EFL)

256 Dude, you are in horde, the motto is "get them before they get you."

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:46 PM (HALdu)


Mine is storm their castle, break their shit, drink their booze, fondle their women, make them watch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February




tomato tomato

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:51 PM (HALdu)

257 Or---there are extremely expensive treatments available to our betters, but not to the rest of us.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

Or extremely ILLEGAL. No need to get the FDA involved when it's Leftist Icon RBG.

I was brought up not to wish anyone dead, but, I will say I wish my Dear Mother had lasted 10 years with her bile duct/pancreatic cancer. The 9 hour Whipple surgery alone almost killed her.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at February 10, 2020 10:51 PM (kXoT0)

258 247 Dr. John or Humble Pie?
Posted by: klaftern at February 10, 2020 10:49 PM (RuIsu)


We have to choose?

Effing Humble Pie, reminds me of high school. Haven't heard them mentioned for quite a while.

and Dr John is/was crazy insanely creative.

again, we have to choose?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:52 PM (sy5kK)

259 Iron necklace of an odd, repulsive Eastern style that also confers immunity from Rakoshi
Posted by: Kindltot

Rakosi? The Hungarian communist dictator? Coulda used that.

Posted by: Miklos, well, a bit late for that at February 10, 2020 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

260 I know someone who started with the Bloomberg campaign this week. She was told that she had a job until November, because if he was not the nominee, the campaign finance laws allow him to "loan" his staff to the nominee as long as he suspends, but doesn't end, his campaign. They are paid better than their counterparts on other campaigns. He really has money to burn.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 10, 2020 10:44 PM (jK8Z7)
************
Well, isn't that sneaky. You need to have a talk with your friend about getting on the Trump train.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:52 PM (wiXsO)

261 Oops, not in North Carolina. Meant to say ND, for North Dakota.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

262 Is anyone else shocked PDT's taxes haven't been leaked yet?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

263 253: berderker, when you're done doing that, blow up their fucking castle. make statement, so to speak.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 10:53 PM (KP5rU)

264 Humble Pie covered Guilded Splinters?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 10:53 PM (PUmDY)

265 I heard this on a local radio station last Friday. What an arrogant, full of himself, prick Mini Mike is. I hope that shitstain wastes billions on this campaign and has nothing to show for it but the bills

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 10, 2020 09:58 PM (WuUfi)

I want BloomingIdiot to waste so much of his money down the Democrat shitter that he can't afford lifts for his shoes.
Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2020 10:31 PM (Y8PSl)

I think that in an earlier post Carpe Donktum said that he thought that Biden is the embodiment of what the Dems thought Trump is. That's true, except for the part that Trump would throw out the Constitution to give himself a third term, if given the chance.

Bloomberg is literally that person. NYC had a law, passed by the City Council, that outlawed anything after a second term. He liked that idea so much, he forced Giuliani to step down on schedule after 9/11, even after Rudy suggested that he stay on a few weeks after his term ended to give a smooth transition to Bloomy.

When his chance for a third term came up, he was stymied by that pesky law. Solution: have a 'talk' with Leonard Lauder, the billionaire that championed the term limit measure in the first place. Then, have a 'talk' with the City Council that passed that measure the first time, and then offered the Speaker, Christine Quinn, his 'support' after she left the Speakership.

This guy is an autocrat. Instead of shooting dissenters, he simply buys them off. The Constitution would be toast if this guy was anywhere close to the levers of power.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 10, 2020 10:53 PM (m2EfB)

266 How's that working for you? I ran my internal DNS with dnsmasq on an rPi
for a while but it kept going unresponsive after a day or so unless I
pinged it or something to wake it up. I suspect it was some kind of
power save mode, but I never bothered to follow up on it and validate
that.


426 days uptime since the last time I bothered to reboot. I can get stats on blocked domains, etc., but that would be boring as hell.

Uptime will probably reset later tonight. Didn't realize it had been running that long and I'm way overdue for patching!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 10, 2020 10:54 PM (xkSJa)

267
Mine is storm their castle, break their shit, drink their booze, fondle their women, make them watch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:51 PM (9Om/r)

When did you become a Hollywood producer?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:54 PM (sy5kK)

268 Unknown where it will be, but I believe there was a spot in NC everyone wanted to go to.

I personally would love to do Vegas, Grand Canyon, or Monument Valley. But we shall see. I do want it to happen.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February



You need to make it somewhere around Kansas so it is geographically convenient for drivers.

Get something where we can burn things, big things.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:54 PM (HALdu)

269 Thank you, LadyL. You know what they say, "Hope for the best, expect the worst." Except I usually skip the first part.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 10, 2020 10:54 PM (l9m7l)

270 chavez, there's a lot of castles I wish I could blow up. I admit it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

271 humble pie. steve marriott.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

272 not so, sounds like you want Burning Man for Deplorables. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

273 The Sheltie is the winner of the Herding Group.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:55 PM (wiXsO)

274 One of the reasons why I'm starting to feel some hope that the coronavirus can be stopped before it becomes a worldwide pandemic is that Russia so far only has two cases in Siberia (both Chinese citizens). Russia has a really long border with China, and although Russia has closed the border crossing points, you'd think that there would be more coronavirus cases in Russia by this point if it was as infectious as the flu.

Everyone flying into Russia from anywhere has to wait on the plane until their temperature is checked (this happened to me flying into Russia during a prior flu epidemic). Also, people's temperatures are checked now before they are allowed to get close to Putin.

Best of all, a senior Chinese diplomat flew into Moscow to take a post at the Chinese embassy in Moscow, and the Russians welcomed him by throwing him into quarantine. Nobody is going to be allowed to interact with senior Russian officials until he has been cleared.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

275 not so, sounds like you want Burning Man for Deplorables. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February




heh,

burning shit is low hanging entertainment.

1. wow, can't believe that thing is burning.
2. wow, can't believe how high those flames are.
3. wow, five days.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:56 PM (HALdu)

276 I saw/heard Dr. John at the Saenger in New Orleans when I worked there. So I didn't pay, they paid me.

Main job was to keep the Mary G. Juana bidnis under wraps, because the place had upholstered seats and the Fire Marshall was uncompromising.

Posted by: Miklos, and there you are at February 10, 2020 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

277 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:51 PM (9Om/r)

I've seen the enemy women
Most I wouldn't fondle with a 10' pole

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

278 WWII was the better part of six years for most of the participants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 10, 2020 10:42 PM (LxWV7)


I always have love the question of 'when did WWII start?' September 1, 1939 for Europe, December 7, 1941 for America but with Asia, it started with the Japanese invading Manchuria in 1931. (The Japanese invasion of Manchuria directly led to the demise of The League of Nations, so there's that.) People forget the USS Panay sinking in 1937 on the Yangtze River by the Japanese. The Rape of Nanking occurred in Dec. '37 through Jan. '38. WWII started a lot earlier than most people, specifically Americans, credit.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2020 10:57 PM (Y8PSl)

279 Get something where we can burn things, big things.

Yet another incentive to lose weight!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 10, 2020 10:57 PM (xkSJa)

280 Mini Mike knows that charities, at least the ones
Leftists approve of, are scams to enrich the charity runner as well as
provide tax loopholes for the donors





Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 10:50 PM (G546f)


I'm talking about real charities. Soup kitchens, churches, homeless shelters, orphanages, etc. Organizations that can directly affect the lives of others. Not shit like karz for kidz, headless children of bona bona, cactus farmers for mohamed and other crap.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:57 PM (9Om/r)

281 One of the reasons why I'm starting to feel some hope that the coronavirus can be stopped before it becomes a worldwide pandemic is that Russia so far only has two cases in Siberia (both Chinese citizens). Russia has a really long border with China, and although Russia has closed the border crossing points, you'd think that there would be more coronavirus cases in Russia by this point if it was as infectious as the flu.

Everyone flying into Russia from anywhere has to wait on the plane until their temperature is checked (this happened to me flying into Russia during a prior flu epidemic). Also, people's temperatures are checked now before they are allowed to get close to Putin.

Best of all, a senior Chinese diplomat flew into Moscow to take a post at the Chinese embassy in Moscow, and the Russians welcomed him by throwing him into quarantine. Nobody is going to be allowed to interact with senior Russian officials until he has been cleared.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February




Dude there is worse information in far east russia than there is anywhere.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:57 PM (HALdu)

282 Ginsberg has survived three of the deadliest cancers, colon, lung and pancreatic cancer.

As said previously, she composed entirely of cancer.


It's the only explanation.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 10:58 PM (4jR9M)

283 232 Was the interview today?

Horde minds are piqued and hopeful.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:31 PM (sy5kK)

Yes it was. I think it went well, but that is far from any guarantee of outcome. Hoping to hear something within the next week or so.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 10:45 PM (NWiLs)


FISH ON!

still, not a catch until it is in the boat, which you are well aware of.

Good Luck, Insom!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:59 PM (sy5kK)

284 278: well, then we'll just blow up their castles with them in it. i'm good with logistics and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 10:59 PM (KP5rU)

285 not so, sounds like you want Burning Man for Deplorables. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February


I'm in.

Who do we burn?

Posted by: Miklos, if Vindman, bring supplies at February 10, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

286 I always take out every bit of insurance for everything I rent so if we have to we can burn the motorhome I rent to go there.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 10:59 PM (HALdu)

287 Who is Bloomberg's constituency outside of well off Acela cultists?

There are probably some wine moms who think he's a sophisticate who won't confiscate 90 percent of hubby's assets and surely is so "reasonable" he can beat Trump

Posted by: kbdabear at February 10, 2020 11:00 PM (qAR6u)

288 I'm in.

Who do we burn?
Posted by: Miklos, if Vindman, bring supplies at February




not the horde

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:00 PM (HALdu)

289 231 Feeling a little better now than I was an hour ago.

Just frustrating. Some days I feel so bullied by life.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

Oh sweetie, you know what we do with bullies.

Kick 'em in the ding ding and insult their mothers.

So, if you need help with that.... I think we can find some volunteers here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 10, 2020 11:00 PM (vVOK2)

290 Wow, Mis Hum, amazing content!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 10, 2020 11:01 PM (SRRAx)

291 Not enough trail in that mower front end.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2020 11:01 PM (xSo9G)

292 Hoping to hear something within the next week or so.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Great!

I assume you left that "lawyer" stuff off your resume.

They don't normally check unless you give them some reason.

Posted by: Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding at February 10, 2020 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

293 Who is Bloomberg's constituency outside of well off Acela cultists?
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John Mellencamp

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2020 11:02 PM (xSo9G)

294 tcn in AK, thanks!

What I want right now is to be able to tell my boss where to stick it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)

295 SANTA CLARA COUNTY, Calif. (KRON)
County officials have extended their declaration of a local health emergency in Santa Clara County due to the coronavirus outbreak.

The declaration helps ensure that the county is prepared to respond effectively to the outbreak and allows them to receive mutual aid resources from the state of California and other jurisdictions. A local health emergency was first declared on Feb. 3 in Santa Clara County.

On Monday, the County of Santa Clara Board of Supervisors was asked to ratify and extend the declaration for 30 days. The resolution was passed unanimously.

Two people have tested positive for the coronavirus in Santa Clara County, a county of about two million residents.

The two cases are not related and the county says there is no evidence that there is a person to person spread of the new virus in the county. Both patients, a man and a woman, recently traveled to Wuhan, China and have stayed home since returning to the U.S. except to seek medical attention.

The first patient is a Santa Clara County resident who had returned home from China on January 24. He traveled through San Jose airport, officials said.

The county said he came into contact with "very few" people since returning to the U.S. from China and has been "self-isolating." The second infected person is a visitor of Santa Clara County and traveled through SFO on January 23 to visit family.

The woman has stayed home since she arrived and has been regularly monitored, with officials adding she has not been sick enough to be hospitalized.

Family members of the infected woman have also been quarantined. Officials said at this time the risk to the general public remains low and everyone should continue to go about their regular activities and practice good health hygiene as it is the height of flu season. If you have respiratory systems such as a cough, sore throat or fever, it's advised you stay home, wash your hands thoroughly, and limit contact with others.

Santa Clara County borders San Benito County, where a husband and wife also tested positive for the coronavirus.

Officials said the husband recently traveled from Wuhan, China. The wife did not, making this a person-to-person transmission.

The new virus has infected more than 40,000 people globally and killed over 900, with the vast majority of cases in China.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:03 PM (G546f)

296 I frigging love the Easybeats.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 11:03 PM (PUmDY)

297 Who is Bloomberg's constituency outside of well off Acela cultists?
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employees

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:03 PM (HALdu)

298 ooh wall text

sorry

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:03 PM (G546f)

299 Dude there is worse information in far east russia than there is anywhere.

They still have the internet, and Vladivostok and Khabarovsk are not small cities. (Khabarovsk is twenty miles from the Chinese border.)

If you started getting lots of coronavirus cases in the Russian towns bordering China, the Russian government would not be able to suppress that news.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 11:04 PM (I2/tG)

300 ooh wall text

sorry
Posted by: vmom 2020

No prob.

I've been on worse walls.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 10, 2020 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

301 Mine is storm their castle, break their shit, drink their booze, fondle their women, make them watch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 10:51 PM (9Om/r)



When did you become a Hollywood producer?



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:54 PM (sy5kK)


yeah silly me, I'm thinking of some of the music parties I've been to. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 11:04 PM (9Om/r)

302 WWII started a lot earlier than most people, specifically Americans, credit.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2020 10:57 PM (Y8PSl)

Japanese imperialism started essentially after the defeat of Russia in 1905 for a few disputed islands. It showed the Emperor that the Meiji Era was a success - this led to further expansion against the hated Chinese - this in turn lead to the Asian expansion against the interests of the US

Posted by: Boswell at February 10, 2020 11:05 PM (32YRo)

303 Very nice ONT, Mis Hum. Thanks.

That photo up top makes patriotic Americans a little. . . choked up, ya know?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2020 11:05 PM (PF2lk)

304 @288

His constituency is the DNC power establishment who is witnessing the current freakshow with white hot fear.


All Bloomberg has to demonstrate is that he is willing to dig deep into his own pocket and simply not be a nut ball and the Donk establishment will work the dials to bring him the nomination.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 10, 2020 11:05 PM (4jR9M)

305 If you started getting lots of coronavirus cases in the Russian towns bordering China, the Russian government would not be able to suppress that news.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

The man speaks PRAVDA.

Posted by: Miklos from TASS/Izvestiya at February 10, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

306 My family seal is an otter holding a bottle with the inscription primus et succendam.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 10, 2020 11:06 PM (LxTcq)

307 They still have the internet, and Vladivostok and Khabarovsk are not small cities. (Khabarovsk is twenty miles from the Chinese border.)

If you started getting lots of coronavirus cases in the Russian towns bordering China, the Russian government would not be able to suppress that news.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February



No one is gathering that news. Thar is as remote as you can get.

These days the Russians would just nuke them because they cannot afford to do anything other.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:06 PM (HALdu)

308 Lovely ONT, MisHum.

Good evening, reprobates!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 10, 2020 11:06 PM (PkVlr)

309
yeah silly me, I'm thinking of some of the music parties I've been to. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 11:04 PM (9Om/r)


Rockers always have the best parties.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)

310 Who is Bloomberg's constituency outside of well off Acela cultists?


*nostalgic sigh for the days of "walking around money"*

Posted by: the coveted bribable voter at February 10, 2020 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

311 {{{Infidel}}}

Hope you are feeling much better!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2020 11:08 PM (PF2lk)

312 Had lunch with a Vet friend today, he was wearing this t-shirt. Cracked me up.

https://tinyurl.com/urdkoee

He was a M132 driver in VN. Totally good guy. Has two sons in Army, and one grandson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2020 11:08 PM (xSo9G)

313 Rockers always have the best parties.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Lousy at pinball, though.

Posted by: Miklos, with the Mods at February 10, 2020 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

314 "Others are far more supportive of the controversial impeachment vote that they say reflected Romney's firm dedication to his principles."

... A juror who convicts someone for a crime without evidence to back up that there was a crime might have principles, but they're all the wrong principles for someone in a moral and just society. More or less in the "It's my principle to ____ whenever I see a ____" for whatever horrible madlib-ish combination of words you'd like.

Posted by: DaveM at February 10, 2020 11:09 PM (WWC3Y)

315 nuking would definitely kill the virus

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:10 PM (G546f)

316 Killing Me Softly was my first slow dance song at a 7th grade house party. It will always have a hard spot in my heart. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 10, 2020 11:10 PM (2DOZq)

317 274 The Sheltie is the winner of the Herding Group.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 10, 2020 10:55 PM (wiXsO)


Yay!!!

I've had three shelties in my life: Nipper, Rennie and Middle.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

318
Regarding Mitt and the Repubs from Utah, I saw an article last week that said the USSC already said that states can't kick out a politician at the national level, House or Senate.

But I like the inference anyway.

Maybe they can humiliate him enough so he just slinks away.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:11 PM (sy5kK)

319 Someone asked about the NH Trump rally. Apparently it got yuuuge crowds as usual. rally.https://tinyurl.com/rfs5fvl

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2020 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

320 Beijing is sort of on lockdown since yesterday, I think - all public places closed etc
no word if Xi is just hiding for political reasons or if he's sick

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:11 PM (G546f)

321 Had lunch with a Vet friend today, he was wearing this t-shirt. Cracked me up.

https://tinyurl.com/urdkoee



So do I, and I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

Posted by: Miklos, with canned laff track at February 10, 2020 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

322 There will be no outbreak of any significance in the Mongolian provinces of China against the border of Russia - not because medicine and facilities are in abundance, they are not, but because the population density there is so small as to be plague defensive in its vastness.

Posted by: Boswell at February 10, 2020 11:12 PM (32YRo)

323
Yay!!!

I've had three shelties in my life: Nipper, Rennie and Middle.

Middie, not Middle.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

324 The war didn't end in 1945 either, depending on how you look at it, in some ways. Rationing didn't end completely in Great Britain until 1954. I saw a picture of the food ration for the Brits, it showed a small stick of butter, a couple slices of bacon, some tea, and sugar, and a single egg, etc. It didn't look too bad, except, the caption said "For the week".

Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2020 11:13 PM (3duqG)

325 So do I, and I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
Posted by: Miklos
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Man, the quantity of avgas those things use is outrageous.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2020 11:13 PM (xSo9G)

326 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 10:45 PM (NWiLs)


FISH ON!

still, not a catch until it is in the boat, which you are well aware of.

Good Luck, Insom!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:59 PM (sy5kK)

Thanks!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 11:13 PM (NWiLs)

327 No one is gathering that news. Thar is as remote as you can get.

Not really. Vladivostok is a major international port with 600,000 people, Khabarovsk also has 600,000 people.

If you cut off air service from Vladivostok and Khabarovsk to Moscow as part of a quarantine, Russians would notice immediately.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

328 Nipper, Rennie and Middle.

Middie, not Middle.
Posted by: Ladyl

I assume that Nipper was in charge of stopping miscreants, in the bud.

Posted by: Barney "Miklos" Fife at February 10, 2020 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)

329 Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

I was just getting ready to ask...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 11:14 PM (BiNEL)

330 Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:03 PM (G546f)

My wife is supposed to go to San Jose, CA on 2/21, I'm thinking of telling her NO!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 10, 2020 11:16 PM (Rz2Nc)

331 Man, the quantity of avgas those things use is outrageous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

The gas depends on the cans you open.

Posted by: Miklosian Interiors, Ltd. at February 10, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

332 309 Lovely ONT, MisHum.

Good evening, reprobates!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 10, 2020 11:06 PM (PkVlr)


Good evening, Nurse!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

333 321 Beijing is sort of on lockdown since yesterday, I think - all public places closed etc
no word if Xi is just hiding for political reasons or if he's sick
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:11 PM (G546f)

Does it make me a bad person to think it would be funny as hell if Xi Jinping had contracted coronavirus?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)

334 Here's a quote on the attendance at the NH Trump rally.
And campaign manager Brad Parscale with the numbers from the rally: 52,559 Tickets, 24,732 Voters Identified (41% From NH), 17% Didn't Vote in 2016, 25.4% Democrats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2020 11:16 PM (+lVUW)

335 Maybe they can humiliate (Romney) enough so he just slinks away.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:11 PM (sy5kK)


You used 'humiliate' and 'Romney' in the same sentence. Such a comedian. You should take that schtick on the road. Self-humiliation is Romney's raison d'etre.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2020 11:17 PM (Y8PSl)

336 I assume that Nipper was in charge of stopping miscreants, in the bud.
Posted by: Barney "Miklos" Fife at February 10, 2020 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)



Poor Nipper died young. Hit by a car...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

337 The war didn't end in 1945 either, depending on how
you look at it, in some ways. Rationing didn't end completely in Great
Britain until 1954. I saw a picture of the food ration for the Brits, it
showed a small stick of butter, a couple slices of bacon, some tea, and
sugar, and a single egg, etc. It didn't look too bad, except, the
caption said "For the week".
Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2020 11:13 PM (3duqG)


Gerald Durrell, who was English, was traveling in Argentina and Paraguay in 1953-54 and was aghast at the food being thrown away in Buenos Aires. The idea the someone would eat only part of a steak and throw the rest away was an amazing waste to him.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 10, 2020 11:17 PM (6rS3m)

338 i'm not a reprobate. ii've never been probated even.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:17 PM (KP5rU)

339 No one is gathering that news. Thar is as remote as you can get.

Not really. Vladivostok is a major international port with 600,000 people, Khabarovsk also has 600,000 people.

If you cut off air service from Vladivostok and Khabarovsk to Moscow as part of a quarantine, Russians would notice immediately.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February




the china russia land border is not where it is going to be transmitted.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:17 PM (HALdu)

340 My wife is supposed to go to San Jose, CA on 2/21, I'm thinking of telling her NO!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

it sounds like the Emergency thing is more of a way to get funding available ...

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:17 PM (G546f)

341 Good evening, reprobates!
Posted by: Nurse ratched

Oh.

Now she's making us wait for it.

Posted by: the hampsters at February 10, 2020 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

342 Rockers always have the best parties.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)

You know, I only semi believed that shit was real until I saw some of them. There was this one party I'll never forget. It was a huge expensive house, and there were candy dishes of cocaine in a few rooms. And there was a room with a sliding door that went out to a hot tub, and the room itself had white sheets on the floor, and people were literally jumping into a hot tub, and then would roll on the sheets that had cocaine sprinkled all over them. A few were chicks that stripped balls ass naked. I didn't indulge in that. I just poked my head in to see what was going on and said holy fuck, and went back to where the booze and bongs were. That was debauchery on a level I didn't think existed. I'll never forget that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 11:18 PM (9Om/r)

343 Here's a quote on the attendance at the NH Trump rally.
And campaign manager Brad Parscale with the numbers from the rally: 52,559 Tickets, 24,732 Voters Identified (41% From NH), 17% Didn't Vote in 2016, 25.4% Democrats.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Uh, oh.

Posted by: Stuttering greg at February 10, 2020 11:18 PM (CDGwz)

344 249 203
What's with all the good nights?

I've been meaning to say something about for a long time. You West Coast Maroons are Not pulling your own weight around here. This place is a ghost town after 11pm and it's only 8 o'clock in California and all those other places out there. What's with the early bedtime??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 10, 2020 10:36 PM (66jgF)


Sooth.

Dude.

I keep getting those top 10 AoS poster ratings thrown back in my face from those that know me.

I'm doing what I can.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 10:49 PM (sy5kK)


nurse, Arc of History, qdpsteve, anyone else, can I get a little help here?





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:19 PM (sy5kK)

345 Hi Ladyl!
Congrats on your interview, Insom. I hope you get that big break.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 10, 2020 11:19 PM (PkVlr)

346 Does it make me a bad person to think it would be funny as hell if Xi Jinping had contracted coronavirus?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *

If so, that makes two of us.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2020 11:19 PM (PF2lk)

347 If you cut off air service from Vladivostok and Khabarovsk to Moscow as part of a quarantine, Russians would notice immediately.

And not just Russians - Vladivostok has six flights a day from South Korea and Japan. Lots of foreigners in Vladivostok.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

348 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 10, 2020 11:19 PM (arJlL)

349 Congrats on your interview, Insom. I hope you get that big break.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 10, 2020 11:19 PM (PkVlr)

Thanks! So do I!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 11:19 PM (NWiLs)

350 Poor Nipper died young. Hit by a car...
Posted by: Ladyl
-----

Yeah...'hit by a bus', that's what they said...

Posted by: Buddy at February 10, 2020 11:20 PM (CDGwz)

351 And not just Russians - Vladivostok has six flights a day from South Korea and Japan. Lots of foreigners in Vladivostok.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February




wuhan is nowhere near russia

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:20 PM (HALdu)

352 That was debauchery on a level I didn't think existed. I'll never forget that.

Hanson brothers?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 10, 2020 11:20 PM (xkSJa)

353 Hey JT!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 11:20 PM (NWiLs)

354 LCD,
I get up at O dark thirty. I can't stay up much past 10.
Gotta get up and save the world, you know?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 10, 2020 11:21 PM (PkVlr)

355 Does it make me a bad person to think it would be funny as hell if Xi Jinping had contracted coronavirus?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *

If so, that makes two of us.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

"One bad person with a sense of schadenfreudelicious humor makes a majority."

A. Lincoln

Posted by: Miklos, quoting the internets at February 10, 2020 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)

356 Easybeats Sorry rocks pretty hard as well

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 11:21 PM (PUmDY)

357 Hiya, JT!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

358 Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 10, 2020 11:21 P



Yay save the world baby

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

359 I can spot 4 Hungarian snipers in the ONT picture.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 10, 2020 11:22 PM (qu1px)

360 goodbye Typhoid Mary, hello to Coronavirus Bob

one British business guy spread Coronavirus from a Singapore business conference to Switzerland, France, Spain, and England.

https://globalnews.ca/news/6532857/
british-traveller-coronavirus-spread-europe/

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:23 PM (G546f)

361
wuhan is nowhere near russia

Neither is Vancouver, but I know plenty up there who are a bit scared.

Posted by: JEM at February 10, 2020 11:23 PM (8erNz)

362 wuhan is nowhere near russia

The Chinese have admitted to 360 cases in Heilongjiang, directly adjacent to the Russian Far East.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 11:23 PM (I2/tG)

363 Roto Rooter's been here for two hours without much luck. Really need to see some progress 'cause I wanna go to bed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 10, 2020 11:23 PM (oVJmc)

364 You know, the rv thing might be harder to work than I was thnking.

It is going to take a long time and a lot of fuel to get anywhere.

As much fun as hotrodding to nowhere in a rented rv sounds, then after the standard weekend of debauchery you have to hotrod home.

Maybe something other.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:23 PM (HALdu)

365 one British business guy spread Coronavirus from a Singapore business conference to Switzerland, France, Spain, and England.

Bob from Accountemps?

Posted by: JEM at February 10, 2020 11:23 PM (8erNz)

366 329 Nipper, Rennie and Middle.

Middie, not Middle.
Posted by: Ladyl


Nipper, that RCA dog on the old record label?

That's impressive.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:24 PM (sy5kK)

367 I can spot 4 Hungarian snipers in the ONT picture.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead


All have Finnish passports, I assure you.

Posted by: Miklos, neither confirmed not denied at February 10, 2020 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

368 Neither is Vancouver, but I know plenty up there who are a bit scared.
Posted by: JEM at February



Any chinese nationals in vancouver? how much air travel is there usually from mainland china to vancouver.

metric shit ton of both?

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:24 PM (HALdu)

369 not so,

Sailboat.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (PkVlr)

370 355 LCD,
I get up at O dark thirty. I can't stay up much past 10.
Gotta get up and save the world, you know?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 10, 2020 11:21 PM (PkVlr)


so, surgeons are like cats?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (sy5kK)

371 "One bad person with a sense of schadenfreudelicious humor makes a majority."

A. Lincoln
Posted by: Miklos, quoting the internets at February 10, 2020 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
* * * *

Where do you get all those wonderful toys? I mean, quotes and retorts? Love them!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (PF2lk)

372 The Chinese have admitted to 360 cases in Heilongjiang, directly adjacent to the Russian Far East.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February




have the russians closed the border? besides the russian far east is the size of the western U.S., or bigger.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (HALdu)

373 vancouver is little china. they're fucked. it's canada and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

374 So Publius had his total knee replacement done today. He's doing well and says hi to you all. He was so thirsty after surgery (since he hadn't been allowed to drink anything after midnight). After a quite respectable dinner of baked salmon, broccoli and mac n' cheese, he was sleepy, so I left him around 7 pm.
He just called me to say he woke up around 11 and had to pee like a racehorse, but nothing would come out, so they had to catheterize him. He filled a 1.8 liter bag plus change. Impressive!
That hospital is luxurious!


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (rCwaK)

375 Here is a video of a Pangolin walking

https://youtu.be/B95NdS77fZM

Posted by: Kindltot at February 10, 2020 11:26 PM (6rS3m)

376 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 11:18 PM (9Om/r)


*sniff".

that's beautiful, man.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:26 PM (sy5kK)

377 it sounds like the Emergency thing is more of a way to get funding available ...
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:17 PM (G546f)

Yes, it does.,I just tell her we'll monitor the situation and can decide at the last minute and eat the plane ticket cost if we need too. It's purely a pleasure trip, so canceling is better than getting sick. I also tease her that I'm going away for 2-3 weeks when she gets home, just to make sure she's safe.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 10, 2020 11:27 PM (Rz2Nc)

378 not so,

Sailboat.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February



I am good with that, but somewhere warm. I do not have to want to worry about hypothermia and sharks.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:27 PM (HALdu)

379 Where do you get all those wonderful toys? I mean, quotes and retorts? Love them!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
----------

pithyquotes.com

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2020 11:27 PM (xSo9G)

380 how much air travel is there usually from mainland china to vancouver.

LOL. I was in the Vancouver airport once to catch a late-night flight to Hong Kong. There were other late-night flights leaving for Beijing, Shanghai, and Taipei.

Not a lot of white faces in the airport.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 11:27 PM (I2/tG)

381 one British business guy spread Coronavirus from a Singapore business conference to Switzerland, France, Spain, and England.

Bob from Accountemps?
Posted by: JEM at February 10, 2020 11:23 PM (8erNz)
* * * *

*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2020 11:27 PM (PF2lk)

382 That was debauchery on a level I didn't think existed. I'll never forget that.

Hanson brothers?


Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 10, 2020 11:20 PM (xkSJa)

Oh hell no. It was a record release party if I remember right, or a signing party maybe. Could have even been a kick off the tour party. You really didn't need much of an excuse back then. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 11:27 PM (9Om/r)

383 I am good with that, but somewhere warm. I do not have to want to worry about hypothermia and sharks.
Posted by: not so
-------

That's not how it works.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2020 11:27 PM (xSo9G)

384 Where do you get all those wonderful toys? I mean, quotes and retorts? Love them!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

It is The Way of My People. Or just one.

Posted by: Respected Elder Miklos at February 10, 2020 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

385 not so,

Sailboat.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February



Maybe a houseboat /houseboats lake mead?

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:28 PM (HALdu)

386 That's not how it works.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February


Heh

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:29 PM (HALdu)

387 have the russians closed the border?

Yes they have. Still difficult to stop all traffic across the border, legal and illegal.

If coronavirus were as infectious as flu, closing the border would not work.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 11:29 PM (I2/tG)

388 Thanks, Mike Hammer!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2020 11:29 PM (PF2lk)

389 I get up about 3.30 to let the cats out. Getting back to sleep is problematic.

I log off about 9 nowadays.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 10, 2020 11:29 PM (6rS3m)

390 vancouver is little china. they're fucked. it's canada and shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

The smarter Chinese in Hong Kong started to run to Vancouver when the Brits left the to the tender mercies of the red Chinese. Sizable Canadian Chinese communities in Vancouver and Toronto for years now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 11:29 PM (BiNEL)

391 374 vancouver is little china. they're fucked. it's canada and shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (KP5rU)


Hongcouver.

And they have been moving into Seattle, even funding the massive construction boom, for about 8 years now.

And thousands of their kids have signed up to learn Engrish at local community correges.

Not even stretching the truth, even a little bit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:30 PM (sy5kK)

392 Roto Rooter's been here for two hours without much luck. Really need to see some progress 'cause I wanna go to bed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 10, 2020 11:23 PM (oVJmc)

Ouch! You have a septic system or city sewer?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 10, 2020 11:30 PM (Rz2Nc)

393 NeverBernie is simply more proof - as if anybody with an IQ higher than amoebae needed it - that NeverTrump's "principled" orders come directly from the DNC.

Posted by: ... at February 10, 2020 11:30 PM (ccIpV)

394 316 nuking would definitely kill the virus
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:10 PM (G546f)


Unless it is like The Andromeda Strain.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 10, 2020 11:30 PM (SRRAx)

395 That hospital is luxurious!


Posted by: Miley

More positive vibrations to Publius and Self, hopefully detectable in the Upstate!

1.8 liters is damn impressive, almost a peck or hogshead.

Posted by: Miklos, full Miklos in Imperial Measures at February 10, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

396 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (rCwaK)

Best wishes from my left knee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 11:30 PM (aA3+G)

397 It is The Way of My People. Or just one.
Posted by: Respected Elder Miklos at February 10, 2020 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
* * * *

*bows respectfully, and backs away*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2020 11:30 PM (PF2lk)

398 Unless it is like The Andromeda Strain.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February




thank you

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:31 PM (HALdu)

399 one British business guy spread Coronavirus from a Singapore business conference to Switzerland, France, Spain, and England.



Bob from Accountemps?

Posted by: JEM at February 10, 2020 11:23 PM (8erN


Yeah thats scary. The wife was in Switzerland twice in the last 3 weeks and was supposed to do Singapore in a few weeks. They cancelled that one, thank god.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 11:31 PM (9Om/r)

400 Any chinese nationals in vancouver? how much air travel is there usually from mainland china to vancouver.

metric shit ton of both?
Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:24 PM (HALdu)

I would say, yes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 10, 2020 11:31 PM (LxWV7)

401 Bowie's Friday On My Mind on Pinups is amazing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 11:31 PM (PUmDY)

402 384: hammer, you see all the great whites congragated off the carolinas? more than they've ever counted there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU)

403 Thanks, Mike Hammer!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
----

Well, I was kidding. But you know that, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2020 11:32 PM (CDGwz)

404 I would say, yes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February


Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:32 PM (HALdu)

405 He filled a 1.8 liter bag plus change. Impressive!
That hospital is luxurious!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM



As is Publius' bladder!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 10, 2020 11:32 PM (7WaWV)

406 Motorhomes...

I'm always amazed when I look at some forty-foot bus motorhome and it's got two slideouts...and it's set up to sleep four at most, it's got a full-sized washer and dryer, marble countertops. It's a retirement condo on wheels.

There has to be hundreds of used Prevost H3-45 buses out there for sale given the corporate white-bus operations running around the urbs. I've seen a few for $20K. There's money to be made in motorhome conversion of Google Buses.

BIL has a new SWB 4x4 Sprinter sleepy-thing being built, it'll sleep four but by no means luxury. It's gonna pull a low-six-figure sum out of his wallet.

Posted by: JEM at February 10, 2020 11:32 PM (8erNz)

407 Prayers up for publius' recovery from knee replacement.

Prayers up for Insom's interview prospects and a rosy, bright future.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2020 11:32 PM (PF2lk)

408 SARS seems to have targeted Chinese more than any other ethnicity. I wonder if Wuhan does the same.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 10, 2020 11:32 PM (6rS3m)

409 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (rCwaK)

Best wishes from my left knee
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 11:30 PM (aA3+G)

My right knee concurs!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 11:33 PM (BiNEL)

410 One rule of thumb I've heard with regard to travel that seems to work pretty well, at least for camping/hiking - plan on staying one full day for every 100 miles driving (one way).

An RV is different 'cause anywhere you are, is where you're sposed ta be, I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2020 11:33 PM (3duqG)

411 Late to the thread. Great ONT MisHum, as usual. The rig in the top pick looks to be an early 80's Freightliner. The stacks, side air intakes, and bumper are all after market. Me likey. I'd have been the baddest meat hauler in town with that bad boy. Add a CAT 3408 with a 15 speed transmission and I would have been in hog heaven!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 10, 2020 11:33 PM (VNmG1)

412 375 So Publius had his total knee replacement done today. He's doing well and says hi to you all. He was so thirsty after surgery (since he hadn't been allowed to drink anything after midnight). After a quite respectable dinner of baked salmon, broccoli and mac n' cheese, he was sleepy, so I left him around 7 pm.
He just called me to say he woke up around 11 and had to pee like a racehorse, but nothing would come out, so they had to catheterize him. He filled a 1.8 liter bag plus change. Impressive!
That hospital is luxurious!


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (rCwaK)

Miley--I've been wanting to call you all day!

I'm so glad Publius's surgery is over. Give him my love and tell him I'll continue to pray for him!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 11:33 PM (TdMsT)

413 Gay Pete in Exeter, NH tonight, asked the crowd of "almost 200" to "visualize the morning after Trump is defeated in November."

Similarly, I've been trying to "visualize the morning after I spend a night of ecstasy in bed with Kate Upton," but... that image doesn't come into focus very easily.

Posted by: mnw at February 10, 2020 11:33 PM (Cssks)

414 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:25 PM (rCwaK)

I'm glad he's doing well, here's to a speedy recovery!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 10, 2020 11:34 PM (Rz2Nc)

415 *bows respectfully, and backs away*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Come.

Approach the fire.

Partake as you please.

We are good, in our language were are called "The People".

Posted by: Miklos, adjusting anachronistic monocle and fur robe at February 10, 2020 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

416 334 321 Beijing is sort of on lockdown since yesterday, I think - all public places closed etc
no word if Xi is just hiding for political reasons or if he's sick
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:11 PM (G546f)

Does it make me a bad person to think it would be funny as hell if Xi Jinping had contracted coronavirus?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)

--------

His lifetime Presidency may not be as long a term ashe originally thought.

Posted by: rd at February 10, 2020 11:34 PM (+0uDE)

417 SARS seems to have targeted Chinese more than any other ethnicity. I wonder if Wuhan does the same.
Posted by: Kindltot at February


Their tendency to eat whatever shit crawls by might have something to do with it.

Things heard in Beijing

"What the fuck is that?!

"I don't know but I am going to eat it!"

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:34 PM (HALdu)

418 mnw, I understand the Ecstasy part is easy to score.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 10, 2020 11:34 PM (6rS3m)

419 411 One rule of thumb I've heard with regard to travel that seems to work pretty well, at least for camping/hiking - plan on staying one full day for every 100 miles driving (one way).


sorry man, this is wrong.

Posted by: Jake and Elwood Blues at February 10, 2020 11:35 PM (sy5kK)

420 Vancouver was a suburb of Hong Kong from the early '90s onward, because all the wealthy HK Chinese wanted a bolthole to flee to after 1997.

1997 came and went and all the oligarchic Chinese money followed the HK Chinese money into BC.

Posted by: JEM at February 10, 2020 11:35 PM (8erNz)

421 Similarly, I've been trying to "visualize the
morning after I spend a night of ecstasy in bed with Kate Upton," but...
that image doesn't come into focus very easily.

Posted by: mnw at February 10, 2020 11:33 PM (Cssks)

Probably because her gigantic gaga's are in your face. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 11:35 PM (9Om/r)

422 hammer, you see all the great whites congragated off the carolinas? more than they've ever counted there.
Posted by: chavez
----
I don't watch the news, or read the paper, so nope.

Just checked, the cluster is around Southport, NC.

John Edwards had a house there, maybe they are friends of his.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2020 11:35 PM (xSo9G)

423 LACES. OUT. tinyurl.com/udv69lx

Let's have all the jocks who get paddled in a game come back in two years and just SUE the team that beat 'em.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 10, 2020 11:36 PM (ykYG2)

424 Thanks Miklos and Mis Hum! His left knee was completely shot, no cartilage left, Not in the right either, but the left felt much worse. That poor man lurches when he walks. This will be a life changer for him.

Then he'll have the right knee done.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:36 PM (rCwaK)

425 prayers for Publius' speedy recovery, Miley

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:36 PM (G546f)

426 thumb I've heard with regard to travel that seems to work pretty well, at least for camping/hiking - plan on staying one full day for every 100 miles driving (one way).


sorry man, this is wrong.
Posted by: Jake and Elwood Blues at February




I would take two months to do ny to la and back.


I was interested in doing something nearer 100 mph.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:37 PM (HALdu)

427 As is Publius' bladder!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 10, 2020 11:32 PM (7WaWV)

He's quite the specimen, that one

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:37 PM (rCwaK)

428 Sorrow cover is very good also.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 11:37 PM (PUmDY)

429 425 Thanks Miklos and Mis Hum! His left knee was completely shot, no cartilage left, Not in the right either, but the left felt much worse. That poor man lurches when he walks. This will be a life changer for him.

Then he'll have the right knee done.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:36 PM (rCwaK)


{{{Miley&Publius}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 11:38 PM (TdMsT)

430 the Chinese smoke a lot and their cities have terrible air quality
could make their lungs more susceptible to respiratory infections

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:38 PM (G546f)

431 Thanks, Mike Hammer!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
----

Well, I was kidding. But you know that, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2020 11:32 PM (CDGwz)
* * * *

Well, nope, but I do now! :-)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2020 11:38 PM (PF2lk)

432 Similarly, I've been trying to "visualize the
morning after I spend a night of ecstasy in bed with Kate Upton," but...
that image doesn't come into focus very easily.

Posted by: mnw at February



that's because her husband is choking you out with his bare hands.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:38 PM (HALdu)

433 not so, there's a decent chance some of us will be RVing at Motel 6 :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

434 Prayers up for publius' recovery from knee replacement.



Prayers up for Insom's interview prospects and a rosy, bright future.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2020 11:32 PM (PF2lk)

I second both of those sentiments!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:38 PM (rCwaK)

435 one thing about Corona Chan, I notice that petrol prices are down. Like, far down. $2.15 in Boulder County CO.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 10, 2020 11:38 PM (ykYG2)

436 Then he'll have the right knee done.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:36 PM (rCwaK)


My father had both done at the same time. He said if he only did one he would probably chicken out of doing the other. lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 11:39 PM (9Om/r)

437 Pretty sure that China not importing fuel is the main cause.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 10, 2020 11:39 PM (ykYG2)

438 Similarly, I've been trying to "visualize the morning after I spend a night of ecstasy in bed with Kate Upton," but... that image doesn't come into focus very easily.

Posted by: mnw at February 10, 2020 11:33 PM (Cssks)


You're not a Democrat living in Fantasyland.

The last three years have been nothing but Democrat fantasies passing themselves off as Government business.

John Edwards was right. We have Two Americas: The Reality Community and the Reality-Based Community. Never the twain shall meet.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2020 11:39 PM (Y8PSl)

439 Guessing the gods of fair trade are hammering china for ip thievery.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:39 PM (HALdu)

440 Miley--I've been wanting to call you all day!



I'm so glad Publius's surgery is over. Give him my love and tell him I'll continue to pray for him!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 11:33 PM (TdMsT)

I'll do that. Maybe we can talk tomorrow - I think he'll be coming home but still not sure.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:40 PM (rCwaK)

441 423: hammer, i saw it on the net somewhere. maybe edwards can take his morning swim with them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:40 PM (KP5rU)

442 the most likely way to get infected is from a surface to your hand to your face
wear gloves to remind yourself not to touch your face in public

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:40 PM (G546f)

443 the 2000s Andromeda Strain miniseries was a colossal turd. 'Enburton'. Really?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 10, 2020 11:41 PM (ykYG2)

444 Then he'll have the right knee done.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Good.

Clempson needs a decent kicker come August.

Posted by: DaMiklosBo Swinney at February 10, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

445 wear gloves to remind yourself not to touch your face in public

Or a mask.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 10, 2020 11:41 PM (I2/tG)

446 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 10, 2020 11:33 PM (B

My right knee is a wussy, only one minor surgery

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 10, 2020 11:41 PM (aA3+G)

447 the most likely way to get infected is from a surface to your hand to your face
wear gloves to remind yourself not to touch your face in public
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February




If you are going to cough or sneeze do it into some else's hand.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:41 PM (HALdu)

448 431 the Chinese smoke a lot and their cities have terrible air quality
could make their lungs more susceptible to respiratory infections
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:38 PM (G546f)


Saw last week a story speculating the weakness to Coronavirus is partially genetic, and not in a good way for the Chinese.

And having some of the most polluted air in the world can't help, agreed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:41 PM (sy5kK)

449 John Edwards was right. We have Two Americas: The
Reality Community and the Reality-Based Community. Never the twain
shall meet.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2020 11:39 PM (Y8PSl)

I'm thinking more like the normal thinking side, and the absolute fucking batshit crazy side.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 11:42 PM (9Om/r)

450 Prayers to Publius! Had my left knee done in 2016, and my right one in 2017 - they are both doing great!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 10, 2020 11:42 PM (SRRAx)

451 Guessing the gods of fair trade are hammering china for ip thievery.
Posted by: not so

Gods of the Copied IPR Book Headings?

Posted by: Miklos Kipling at February 10, 2020 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)

452 Yeah, the spitting everywhere, indoors and out, is not going not make things better either.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:42 PM (HALdu)

453 If the coronavirus is about to extinguish 1/3 of earth's population, as the Black Plague did in Europe, then it's odd that the Asian markets are all up tonight.*

That's certainly counterintuitive!

*(Last time I checked, anyway.)

Posted by: mnw at February 10, 2020 11:43 PM (Cssks)

454 Thank you all for your prayers and good wishes. I gotta go now, I'm worn out. I only slept for 2 hours last night. But I'll come back and read this tomorrow, as will Publius.
Good night, {{{Horde}}}!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:43 PM (rCwaK)

455 I'll do that. Maybe we can talk tomorrow - I think he'll be coming home but still not sure.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 10, 2020 11:40 PM (rCwaK)


Call me when you can, Miley!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)

456 mother in law is 89. both hips and both knees replaced. still uses a snowblower to clean out her driveway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:43 PM (KP5rU)

457 Saw last week a story speculating the weakness to Coronavirus is partially genetic, and not in a good way for the Chinese.

I got laughed at for bringing that up to NPCs at work today. Moral: don't talk to the NPCs at work.

I try to work from home if there's any excuse for it. I'm about as productive in either place anyway.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 10, 2020 11:44 PM (ykYG2)

458 If the coronavirus is about to extinguish 1/3 of earth's population, as the Black Plague did in Europe, then it's odd that the Asian markets are all up tonight.*

That's certainly counterintuitive!

*(Last time I checked, anyway.)
Posted by: mnw at February



The plague was long-run good for europe. Among other things the abundance of used clothing made it easier and cheaper to make paper.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:44 PM (HALdu)

459 I'm thinking more like the normal thinking side, and the absolute fucking batshit crazy side.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

"Nobody ever lost money betting that half of America is bat-shit crazy."

Posted by: Miklos, looslely quoting P.T. Barnum at February 10, 2020 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

460 If you are going to cough or sneeze do it into some else's hand.

It would be rude to do it into someone else's chest.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 10, 2020 11:45 PM (ykYG2)

461 chavez, your MIL is RBG? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

462 Target Tori going to Hawaii.

Cool.

Posted by: SJW at February 10, 2020 11:45 PM (QLPEO)

463 mother in law is 89. both hips and both knees replaced. still uses a snowblower to clean out her driveway.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Need a talk.

Posted by: Obama, as in Obamacare at February 10, 2020 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

464 might as well desock now.

Posted by: eleven at February 10, 2020 11:46 PM (QLPEO)

465 462: nope. she is rbg's worst nightmare. kick her ass. twice on sunday.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:46 PM (KP5rU)

466
If the coronavirus is about to extinguish 1/3 of earth's population, as the Black Plague did in Europe, then it's odd that the Asian markets are all up tonight.

Bull market. Bear market. Or Bat market?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2020 11:46 PM (aKsyK)

467 My personal experience with the Deep State many years ago
CIA recruiter: "Why should we go with you for the position of Middle Eastern Analyst?"
Me: "I am a graduate of the Defense language Institute and am fluent in Arabic and Farsi. I have 2 years experience as an analyst with the NSA, 2 years experience with a tactical intelligence unit, and I was a member of Special Forces for 8 years. I am a trained linguist, interrogator, voice interceptor, and cryptographer graduating first in my class in each of those schools. I am an expert marksman with pistols, rifles, assault rifles, and have a black belt in kenpo. I was also first in my class in desert survival and spent 6 months as a desert survival instructor. I am well-read in the Quran and can recite 80% of it from memory along with memorizing several books of Iranian poetry and Arabic literature. And I have three proctored tests proving I have an I! of at least 160."
CIA recruiter: "Sorry, you don't meet our minimum qualifications. Instead we just hired a 24 year old guy that took 6 years to get a 4 year degree in History."
Me: "Really?"
CIA Recruiter: "Yes, but he went to *YALE*!"
Yes, fucking really.

Posted by: Deep Thought at February 10, 2020 11:46 PM (WR/Tp)

468 458 Saw last week a story speculating the weakness to Coronavirus is partially genetic, and not in a good way for the Chinese.

I got laughed at for bringing that up to NPCs at work today. Moral: don't talk to the NPCs at work.
-------

yeah, good for them!

and our disease is equal-opportunity, as well.

Posted by: sickle cell anemia at February 10, 2020 11:46 PM (sy5kK)

469 If you are going to cough or sneeze do it into some else's hand.

It would be rude to do it into someone else's chest.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February



That is if you do not reach in and stretch the boobs apart so you sneeze straight between them down their abds. Be sure to get an air tight seal with your forehead and cheeks.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:46 PM (HALdu)

470 mother in law is 89. both hips and both knees replaced. still uses a snowblower to clean out her driveway.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:43 PM (KP5rU)

Wow, she's a badass. I'd be extra good to your wife.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 10, 2020 11:47 PM (Rz2Nc)

471 423: hammer, i saw it on the net somewhere. maybe edwards can take his morning swim with them.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:40 PM (KP5rU)

Maybe the Clintons are dumping bodies out there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 10, 2020 11:47 PM (LxWV7)

472 I'm thinking more like the normal thinking side, and the absolute fucking batshit crazy side.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 11:42 PM (9Om/r)


And there's an easy test to see in which group one belongs: How many genders are there?

If you have to give a power point presentation for an answer, you're in the absolute fucking batshit crazy group.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2020 11:48 PM (Y8PSl)

473 472: aop, could be.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:48 PM (KP5rU)

474 Maybe the Clintons are dumping bodies out there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February



They sent adam schiff in invitation to dinner in the hubei province.

Posted by: not so at February 10, 2020 11:48 PM (HALdu)

475 might as well desock now.
Posted by: eleven

Like they taught me:

"First in, first out"

"Rotate socks"

Posted by: Miklos, Early Learner at February 10, 2020 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

476 471: she is a badass. i lay low when she's around..

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:49 PM (KP5rU)

477 Posted by: Deep Thought at February 10, 2020 11:46 PM (WR/Tp)

I believe you

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:51 PM (G546f)

478 My personal experience with the Deep State many years ago

CIA recruiter: "Why should we go with you for the position of Middle Eastern Analyst?"

Me: "I am a graduate of the Defense language Institute and am fluent
in Arabic and Farsi. I have 2 years experience as an analyst with the
NSA, 2 years experience with a tactical intelligence unit, and I was a
member of Special Forces for 8 years. I am a trained linguist,
interrogator, voice interceptor, and cryptographer graduating first in
my class in each of those schools. I am an expert marksman with
pistols, rifles, assault rifles, and have a black belt in kenpo. I was
also first in my class in desert survival and spent 6 months as a desert
survival instructor. I am well-read in the Quran and can recite 80% of
it from memory along with memorizing several books of Iranian poetry and
Arabic literature. And I have three proctored tests proving I have an
I! of at least 160."

CIA recruiter: "Sorry, you don't meet our minimum qualifications.
Instead we just hired a 24 year old guy that took 6 years to get a 4
year degree in History."

Me: "Really?"

CIA Recruiter: "Yes, but he went to *YALE*!"

Yes, fucking really.

Posted by: Deep Thought at February 10, 2020 11:46 PM (WR/Tp)


Good god Rambo, tell me you left the building wearing his fingers as a necklace. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2020 11:52 PM (9Om/r)

479 Bridge Over Troubled Water is very hymn like.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 11:52 PM (PUmDY)

480 : "I am a graduate of the Defense language Institute and am fluent in Arabic and Farsi. I have 2 years experience as an analyst with the NSA, 2 years experience with a tactical intelligence unit, and I was a member of Special Forces for 8 years. . . .

I can cross my eyes, thumb my nose and waggle my fingers at the same time.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 10, 2020 11:54 PM (ykYG2)

481 Or a mask.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
-------

Colander. Moron chic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2020 11:54 PM (CDGwz)

482 Cosmic Charlie, yup.

And, The Only Living Boy In New York sounds like U2... in 1970 (!).

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)

483 Knee replacement:

Here's the deal. I had one of mine done at age 71. The first year, I regretted it. After that, I was glad I had the surgery. It's about like Trump's approval rating though-- 51/49. A close call.

My mother waited until she was in her 80s to try to have knee replacement surgery, but by then they said they couldn't do it because she was a poor surgical risk. She lived to be 95, but that's neither here nor there.

Posted by: mnw at February 10, 2020 11:54 PM (Cssks)

484 oopsie

On Sunday, February 9, U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) officials informed San Diego Public Health that all four patients being evaluated for 2019-nCoV at UC San Diego Health had tested negative for the virus. This information was shared with UC San Diego Health and at the CDC's direction, the four patients were discharged and returned to federal quarantine at MCAS Miramar.

This morning, CDC officials advised San Diego Public Health that further testing revealed that one of the four patients tested positive for 2019-nCoV. The confirmed positive patient was returned to UC San Diego Health for observation and isolation until cleared by the CDC for release.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:54 PM (G546f)

485 I think the CIA is full of mean girls and soi bois

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 10, 2020 11:56 PM (G546f)

486 480 Bridge Over Troubled Water is very hymn like.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 11:52 PM (PUmDY)


Your time has come to fly

All your dreams are on their way.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 10, 2020 11:56 PM (TdMsT)

487 There was a kind of mainstreaming of gospel music in 1970, or thereabouts.

Oh Happy Day was a big hit, and there were songs such as Let It Be and Bridge Over Troubled Water, rocking FM radio.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 10, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

488 the cia has fucked up every high intelligence gig they ever attempted. if kelly johnson hadn't designed the sr-71 for them, it would still be in development. fuckin jackwagons.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 10, 2020 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

489 Obvious Child as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 10, 2020 11:59 PM (PUmDY)

490 The turn radius on that mower is horrible.

And when you're mowing with it, you have to sing Born To Be Mild.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2020 12:00 AM (XF4b8)

491 Ah, Dick's Notch is voting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 12:00 AM (xSo9G)

492 9 months from now they're still going to be blaming Putin.

Posted by: torabora at February 11, 2020 12:01 AM (Y274z)

493 here is a Brazilian armadillo (Tatu-bola) hiding

https://youtu.be/IRCRq50xRDY

Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2020 12:01 AM (6rS3m)

494 Oh, noes! They have Betsy Ross flags at Dick's Notch. Racists!

The voters seem to lack diversity...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 12:03 AM (xSo9G)

495 German scientists say the Coronavirus can survive for up to nine days on handrails and other surfaces

but disinfecting wipes can kill them

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 12:03 AM (G546f)

496 Posted by: mnw at February 10, 2020 11:54 PM (Cssks)

Glad yours worked out so well. Mine sucks dog dick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2020 12:05 AM (aA3+G)

497 but disinfecting wipes can kill them

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 12:03 AM (G546f)


Damnit! Hillary's server is safe.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 12:05 AM (Y8PSl)

498 I DVR a lot of stuff, and don't necessarily watch it. Often I'll just cancel it after a few days, if it is news oriented.

But cleaning up last week's recordings, I watched Jesse Waters - Waters World.

He was reviewing the Democrats terrible week last week.

Particularly obvious was the terrible attitude of the CNN and NBC reporters telling us that there were 225,000 new jobs instead of the 110,000 expected.

The look on their faces, and the tone in their voice sounded like their dog died and their spouse cleaned out the bank account and disappeared.

It was really something to witness. They care about nothing else except to undermine Trump.

No matter how it hurts other fellow citizens. They don't care.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:05 AM (sy5kK)

499 Oh, noes! They have Betsy Ross flags at Dick's Notch. Racists!



The voters seem to lack diversity...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 12:03 AM (xSo9G)


Voting for democrats in the presence of a Betsy Ross flag should be a war crime.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2020 12:05 AM (9Om/r)

500 The scuttlebutt around the office has been the story of the virus escaping the lab in Wuhan. We have discussed this for over a week now, so it is no surprise that congress critters have gotten the drift.

From whence the story came is a mystery, like most scuttlebutt, but this is from a military source, so there's that.

I suspect that the more China denies it, the more true it is. I also suspect that they know precisely how it started and will stonewall until everyone goes away, one way or another.

While I normally believe that conspiracy theories rely on governmental employees needing to have more sense than they have, in this case it was a complete cockup, so easily attributable to government intervension.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 11, 2020 12:06 AM (vVOK2)

501 Apparently the technology on display in Dixville Notch eludes the humble people of Iowa.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 12:06 AM (zJnH3)

502
Oh, noes! They have Betsy Ross flags at Dick's Notch. Racists!

The voters seem to lack diversity...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Professor looking guy with a bow tie could use a comb.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 12:06 AM (aKsyK)

503 German scientists say the Coronavirus can survive for up to nine days on handrails and other surfaces

Copper-alloy surfaces are antimicrobial.

It's like I always say, leaving the Bronze Age was a mistake.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 12:06 AM (ykYG2)

504 Dicksville Notch

Butterjug - 1
Bloomburg - 2
Biden - 0
Sanders - 1

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 12:07 AM (xSo9G)

505 Some have fled from themselves is Shakespearean.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 12:07 AM (PUmDY)

506 >>leaving the Bronze Age was a mistake.


When we lost the art of napping flint we lost a little piece of ourselves.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 12:08 AM (zJnH3)

507 It's like I always say, leaving the Bronze Age was a mistake.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February




Whenever Racquel Welch was wearing the furkini, we should have stayed there, with her.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 12:08 AM (HALdu)

508 492 Ah, Dick's Notch is voting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 12:00 AM (xSo9G)


You'd think he's have better control over that after all these years.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 11, 2020 12:08 AM (vVOK2)

509 Professor looking guy with a bow tie could use a comb.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-------

I'm calling him the Sanders vote.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 12:08 AM (xSo9G)

510 Dickville Notch sounds like something found on Bill Clinton's wanger.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 12:09 AM (ykYG2)

511 496 German scientists say the Coronavirus can survive for up to nine days on handrails and other surfaces

but disinfecting wipes can kill them
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 11, 2020 12:03 AM (G546f)

there is video from China of spray trucks going down roads, spraying what is supposed to be diluted bleach, trying to control the virus.

If you did not have a REAL problem, you would not even make the effort for propaganda.

Posted by: Don Q, USN Ret. at February 11, 2020 12:09 AM (NgKpN)

512 Dicksville Notch



Down the road, Dick's Crotch is itching to vote.

Buttgig favored.

Posted by: Miklos, prog-nosticating at February 11, 2020 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

513 502 Apparently the technology on display in Dixville Notch eludes the humble people of Iowa.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 12:06 AM (zJnH3)


Just the Iowan democrats. Apparently it was too much trouble for them to take off their shoes, so counting beyond 10 was an issue.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 11, 2020 12:09 AM (vVOK2)

514 Copper-alloy surfaces are antimicrobial.

It's like I always say, leaving the Bronze Age was a mistake.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 12:06 AM (ykYG2)

If the Lone Ranger plugs you with a silver bullet, the wound won't become infected. So there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:09 AM (LxWV7)

515 when does clam junction vote? that's warren territory.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 12:10 AM (KP5rU)

516 When we lost the art of napping flint we lost a little piece of ourselves.
Posted by: garrett'


I can still nap.

Posted by: Our Man Flint at February 11, 2020 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

517 Does it make me a bad person to think it would be funny as hell if Xi Jinping had contracted coronavirus?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 10, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)

"Oh bother!" said Pooh. "The Cornevelius is following me like a little black rain cloud. HA-CHOO!"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2020 12:11 AM (LxTcq)

518 Fauxchahontus complains NFL owner bought a yacht costing a zillion bucks.

NFL owner owns the Redskins.

Damn that is one stupid Presidential candidate.

Posted by: torabora at February 11, 2020 12:11 AM (Y274z)

519 If the Lone Ranger plugs you with a silver bullet, the wound won't become infected. So there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Colloidal Silver Dimes!

Posted by: Ron Paul, M.D. at February 11, 2020 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)

520 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE XI LOOKS LIKE POOH.

I MEAN THE BEAR.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 11, 2020 12:12 AM (ykYG2)

521 505 Dicksville Notch

Butterjug - 1
Bloomburg - 2
Biden - 0
Sanders - 1
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 12:07 AM (xSo9G)

that's about $150 million per Bloomie vote.

Not a good investment if you ask me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:12 AM (sy5kK)

522 Can't remember the details, but didn't Kerry buy a ginormous yacht and port it somewhere else so that he didn't have to pay taxes on it? Somebody should mention that to her.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 12:13 AM (VNmG1)

523 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE XI LOOKS LIKE POOH.

I MEAN THE BEAR.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 11, 2020 12:12 AM (ykYG2)

If the coronavirus gets him, he will look like poo. And I mean shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:13 AM (LxWV7)

524 Whenever Racquel Welch was wearing the furkini, we should have stayed there, with her.

Posted by: not so at February 11, 2020 12:08 AM (HALdu)


And give up electric guitar and air conditioning and get chased by big things that can eat you just to hang with Racquel Welch in her little fur bikini?

Yeah, yeah I can see that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2020 12:13 AM (9Om/r)

525 >>that's about $150 million per Bloomie vote.


He got the Town's one Republican, too!

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 12:13 AM (zJnH3)

526 Bloomberg got a vote in the Republican primary as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 12:13 AM (aKsyK)

527 522: bloomie don't give a fuck. he hired booger mellonsuck for fuck sake.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 12:14 AM (KP5rU)

528 Not a good investment if you ask me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Posted by: "Commodore" Mini-Mike Vanderbiltberger at February 11, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

529 Rock of Ages is intense.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 12:15 AM (PUmDY)

530 So Larry David is trending on twitter and it's because Trump tweeted a clip from Curb Your Enthusiasm that was mocking him and his supporters?

It's no wonder he's losing to Bernie by 8 friggin points.

Posted by: ggreg at February 11, 2020 12:15 AM (045k4)

531 Bloomberg got a vote in the Republican primary as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-------

Yeah, I saw that. It's not as though Dicksville is quirky.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 12:15 AM (xSo9G)

532 523 Can't remember the details, but didn't Kerry buy a ginormous yacht and port it somewhere else so that he didn't have to pay taxes on it? Somebody should mention that to her.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 12:13 AM (VNmG1)


IIRC, he moored it in Deleware, instead of Mass, dodging a big tax bill.

The Press? : meh.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:15 AM (sy5kK)

533 Bloomberg got a vote in the Republican primary as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 12:13 AM (aKsyK)

Criticality event coming. Duck and cover.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:15 AM (LxWV7)

534 525: not me. nope. that shit never turns out like you think.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 12:15 AM (KP5rU)

535 that's about $150 million per Bloomie vote.

Please clap.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2020 12:15 AM (LxTcq)

536 that's about $150 million per Bloomie vote.


He got the Town's one Republican, too!

Posted by: garrett

The women-how much for the women

Posted by: Miklos Belushi at February 11, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

537 oh good, nicklefucker is here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 11, 2020 12:16 AM (KP5rU)

538 Thanks for the ONT.

A Freedom Dividend, eh?

If it was a $1000 a month extra, that is one thing. If it is all I am making all month, that is a horse of a different color.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 12:17 AM (2B9A/)

539 522 505 Dicksville Notch

Butterjug - 1
Bloomburg - 2
Biden - 0
Sanders - 1
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 12:07 AM (xSo9G)

that's about $150 million per Bloomie vote.

Not a good investment if you ask me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:12 AM (sy5kK)

527 Bloomberg got a vote in the Republican primary as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 12:13 AM (aKsyK)


Let me plug this updated information into my spreadsheet and I'll get back to you all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:17 AM (sy5kK)

540 Can't remember the details, but didn't Kerry buy a ginormous yacht and port it somewhere else so that he didn't have to pay taxes on it? Somebody should mention that to her.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 12:13 AM (VNmG1)


Moored it in Rhode Island.

Paying taxes is for The Little People, not the great and mighty elite. {Pulls back curtain} Ha! It's only a hologram back there.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 12:17 AM (Y8PSl)

541 The women-how much for the women
Posted by: Miklos Belushi at February 11, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

There's a reason why Debbie did Dallas, and not Dixville.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:18 AM (LxWV7)

542 Incubation period of #nCoV may be longer than you expect. A woman in North China's Shanxi Province was diagnosed with #nCoV 42 days after returning from #Wuhan. #Cononavirus

https://mobile.twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/ 1227031722811748352

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 12:18 AM (aqwWL)

543 Bernie 8 lose friggin' wonderpoints! It's losing no.

Posted by: ggregg at February 11, 2020 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

544 Posted by: ggregg at February 11, 2020 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

I admit, I scrolled up to make sure this wasn't the real greg[g].

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 12:19 AM (ykYG2)

545 Buttgig favored.

Posted by: Miklos, prog-nosticating at February 11, 2020 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)


Buttplug is favored in Buttcrack Junction. All the dildos have lined up to vote for him.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 12:19 AM (Y8PSl)

546
Bloomberg got a vote in the Republican primary as well.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Naturally.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 12:19 AM (ujqix)

547 https://mobile.twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/ 1227031722811748352
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 12:18 AM (aqwWL)

I think this proves that hash tags are a vector for coronavirus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:20 AM (LxWV7)

548
Moored it in Rhode Island.

Paying taxes is for The Little People, not the great and mighty elite. {Pulls back curtain} Ha! It's only a hologram back there.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 12:17 AM (Y8PSl)


Yeah, Rhode Island, Delaware, whatever.

There are counties in the Western US that are bigger. But of course not as corrupt. They are still working on their Ukraine cash pipeline.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:20 AM (sy5kK)

549 547
Bloomberg got a vote in the Republican primary as well.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Naturally.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 12:19 AM (ujqix)

clearly, this is the beginning of the end.

The Walls are closing in on Trump!

Posted by: Don Q, USN Ret. at February 11, 2020 12:21 AM (NgKpN)

550 The painter added that his client, Terry Taylor, agreed to pay him the money


Terry Taylor is a piece of shit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 11, 2020 12:22 AM (b+ARr)

551 A Freedom Dividend, eh?



All surviving Veterans of the Great Dignity Canal Campaign will receive Dividends of Freedom, a 50% reduction in further Noble Service.*

*subject to terms and conditions

Posted by: Miklos, seeing a Great and Dignified Future at February 11, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

552 >>Bloomberg got a vote in the Republican primary as well.


The Wee Uniter.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 12:23 AM (zJnH3)

553 Incubation period of #nCoV may be longer than you expect. A woman in North China's Shanxi Province was diagnosed with #nCoV 42 days after returning from #Wuhan. #Cononavirus



NO EAT PANGOLIN

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 11, 2020 12:23 AM (b+ARr)

554 Main Street is a nice song

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 12:24 AM (PUmDY)

555 Good night everyone!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 11, 2020 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)

556 Posted by: Miklos, seeing a Great and Dignified Future at February 11, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)


Gotta say, Miklos, day in, day out, you bring it!


Hope that when you attend your local MoMe, you get to be first in the food line.

*respect*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:25 AM (sy5kK)

557 Please vote for my husband. Please!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at February 11, 2020 12:25 AM (GtG/j)

558 >>>When will Jerry Nadler sleep with the fishes?<<<

Pro Tip: Make sure he's surrounded by a school of catfish. World Class, Baby!

Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2020 12:26 AM (ATCV4)

559
Let me plug this updated information into my spreadsheet and I'll get back to you all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:17 AM (sy5kK)

still calculating.

the computer keeps shutting itself off for no apparent reason.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:27 AM (sy5kK)

560 Hymns? My favorite:

Be Thou My Vision

Be Thou my Vision, O Lord of my heart;
Naught be all else to me, save that Thou art
Thou my best Thought, by day or by night,
Waking or sleeping, Thy presence my light.

Be Thou my Wisdom, and Thou my true Word;
I ever with Thee and Thou with me, Lord;
Thou my great Father, I Thy true son;
Thou in me dwelling, and I with Thee one.

Be Thou my battle Shield, Sword for the fight;
Be Thou my Dignity, Thou my Delight;
Thou my soul’s Shelter, Thou my high Tower:
Raise Thou me heavenward, O Power of my power.

Riches I heed not, nor man’s empty praise,
Thou mine Inheritance, now and always:
Thou and Thou only, first in my heart,
High King of Heaven, my Treasure Thou art.

High King of Heaven, my victory won,
May I reach Heaven’s joys, O bright Heaven’s Sun!
Heart of my own heart, whatever befall,
Still be my Vision, O Ruler of all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 12:27 AM (xSo9G)

561 sorry Jill. maybe you can run on the Doctor Amy Bishop ticket for 2024.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 12:27 AM (ykYG2)

562 559 >>>When will Jerry Nadler sleep with the fishes?

Pro Tip: Make sure he's surrounded by a school of catfish. World Class, Baby!
Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2020 12:26 AM (ATCV4)


rock crabs.


it will be like a family reunion.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:28 AM (sy5kK)

563 She is worthless.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 12:28 AM (PUmDY)

564 *respect*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

I am honored, effendi.

*doffs great-grandfather's fez*

Posted by: Miklos, inmikloshallah at February 11, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

565 We're still waiting on the Dixville data. brb.

Posted by: Shadow, Inc. at February 11, 2020 12:29 AM (xSo9G)

566
>>>When will Jerry Nadler sleep with the fishes?

Pro Tip: Make sure he's surrounded by a school of catfish. World Class, Baby!
Posted by: Fritz


Lying dogfish seahorse boy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2020 12:29 AM (aKsyK)

567 Iowa reporting 92% .

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 11, 2020 12:30 AM (b+ARr)

568 That wasn't nice. I am sure she isn't as stupid as she seems.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 12:30 AM (PUmDY)

569 Lying dogfish seahorse boy!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

No rum and Coke on the monitor, but it was DAMN CLOSE

Posted by: Miklos, close-mouthed at February 11, 2020 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

570 568 Iowa reporting 92% .
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 11, 2020 12:30 AM (b+ARr)



you shoot fish in barrels too, don't you?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:31 AM (sy5kK)

571 Posted by: ggreg at February 11, 2020 12:15 AM (045k4)

Go and ssssstutter elssssswhere

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2020 12:33 AM (aA3+G)

572 Buttfuck - 19%
Kombuchar, salad scooper - 18%
Bernie - 0%

Warren - 19%
Biden - 18%

YANG - 1%
GABBARD - 1%

Posted by: DNC - (Donks In CONTROL) at February 11, 2020 12:34 AM (b+ARr)

573 Go and ssssstutter elssssswhere
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

He has a lisp too?

Who woulda guessed.

Posted by: Miklos, enunciating clearly, officer at February 11, 2020 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)

574 If I hear Night Moves in the car, I will wait until it is over.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 12:35 AM (PUmDY)

575 Go and ssssstutter elssssswhere
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2020 12:33 AM (aA3+G)

We could glue a Go-Pro to his forehead, and send him on a mission to verify the deformity of Harvey Weinstein's junk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:35 AM (LxWV7)

576 g-g-gosh, Bloomberg kicked Bernie's butt.

2:1 margin, TWICE as many votes. Bernie fans may as well pack it up.

Posted by: Shadow, Inc. at February 11, 2020 12:37 AM (CDGwz)

577 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2020 12:27 AM (xSo9G)

Have to check that one on youtube when I get a chance. I am always partial to Battle Hymn of the Republic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 12:37 AM (2B9A/)

578 The now former president of Jackson State University in Jackson MS is now in jail on prostitution and drug charges. Whoops.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 12:37 AM (9y7Yd)

579 Hey Horde, I've been lurking here for hours, I used to stay up and post into the wee hours but I'm just really tired and hubby needs me to be on my A game in the morning. Miley, I am glad to hear that Publius is doing well, may he continue to do so. Insom, I'm really glad that you had a good day, oh my gosh, imagine if you get a job, you will turn into a total night crawler.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 11, 2020 12:38 AM (a4EWo)

580 Not a bad idea AOP, but who's going to volunteer to bell that polecat?

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 12:38 AM (VNmG1)

581 577 g-g-gosh, Bloomberg kicked Bernie's butt.

2:1 margin, TWICE as many votes. Bernie fans may as well pack it up.
Posted by: Shadow, Inc. at February 11, 2020 12:37 AM (CDGwz)

not only that, Bloomie got a Repub vote.


Trump is finished. It was a good run.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:38 AM (sy5kK)

582 Restless and bored. Good stuff.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 12:39 AM (PUmDY)

583 garrett. Noooooooooo!

https://www.ktvq.com/news/montana-news/ sick-person-placed-in-isolation-in-bozeman-out- of-fears-of-coronavirus

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 12:40 AM (aqwWL)

584 The now former president of Jackson State University in Jackson MS is now in jail on prostitution and drug charges. Whoops.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 12:37 AM (9y7Yd)

I don't think that is quite what Johnny Cash had in mind when he sang, "I'm going to snowball Jackson".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:40 AM (LxWV7)

585 We could glue a Go-Pro to his forehead, and send him on a mission to verify the deformity of Harvey Weinstein's junk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Will.Not.Sponsor.

Posted by: Miklos, gofundyourself at February 11, 2020 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

586 Mayor Pete is a rat!

Posted by: Bernie Bro at February 11, 2020 12:42 AM (GtG/j)

587 now former president of Jackson State University in Jackson MS is now in jail on prostitution and drug charges

So... this won't be on the test?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 12:42 AM (ykYG2)

588 Are the walls closing in again?

This is getting repetitive and boring. At least on the Death Star the walls did close in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 12:42 AM (9y7Yd)

589 587 Mayor Pete is a rat!
Posted by: Bernie Bro at February 11, 2020 12:42 AM (GtG/j)


more like a gerbil.

but yeah.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:43 AM (sy5kK)

590 My favorite stories to read about Kung Flu is when they test positive, sent into quarantine, then test negative and are released, then get symptoms and test positive again.

2nd favorite are the false negatives

3rd favorite are racism is worse than aerosol Bat-SARS HIV.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 12:43 AM (aqwWL)

591 Score! My sister just agreed to let me have her late husband's gun safe and double barreled shotgun for a c note. Gonna have to have someone move it for me though, sumbitch ways a ton (figuratively speaking)

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 12:43 AM (VNmG1)

592 The now former president of Jackson State University in Jackson MS is now in jail on prostitution and drug charges. Whoops.
Posted by: Anna Puma



Bynum, 57, was arrested and charged with procuring the services of a prostitute, false statement of identity and possession of marijuana. The arrests took place at a hotel in Clinton


It is to laugh.

Posted by: Laughing Miklos at February 11, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

593 Release the Gere/Gerbil 2020 campaign ads!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 12:43 AM (9y7Yd)

594 Restless and bored. Good stuff.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

In a nutshell, Charlie.

Posted by: Miklos, here all week at February 11, 2020 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

595 If you're doing to smoke da kronik and bang hos, choose a city named, I dunno, "Doctor Dre". Something less obvious than "Clinton"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 12:45 AM (ykYG2)

596 Bynum, 57, was arrested and charged with procuring the services of a prostitute, false statement of identity and possession of marijuana. The arrests took place at a hotel in Clinton


It is to laugh.
Posted by: Laughing Miklos at February 11, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

When they put him to work making licence plates, he can paint Bynum-bers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:46 AM (LxWV7)

597 How many Eagles songs don't have Highway in the lyrics?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 12:46 AM (PUmDY)

598 Bloomberg one the Dem and GOP primary in Dixville Notch.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 11, 2020 12:47 AM (xPl2J)

599 won i mean

Posted by: mark1971 at February 11, 2020 12:47 AM (xPl2J)

600 When they put him to work making licence plates, he can paint Bynum-bers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:46 AM (LxWV7)

*groan* Clever, but... *groan*

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 12:47 AM (VNmG1)

601 When they put him to work making licence plates, he can paint Bynum-bers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That may have lost me two (2) IQ points, but was probably worth it.

Posted by: Miklos, with IQ of a gentleman's C- at February 11, 2020 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)

602 >>https://www.ktvq.com/news/montana-news/ sick-person-placed-in-isolation-in-bozeman-out- of-fears-of-coronavirus



The fuck. China to Bozeman?

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 12:48 AM (zJnH3)

603 This has to be the hottest take/article written by a TruCon, David Brooks.
The Nuclear Family Was a Mistake

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/ 2020/03/the-nuclear-family-was-a-mistake/605536/

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 12:48 AM (aqwWL)

604 *groan* Clever, but... *groan*
Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 12:47 AM (VNmG1)

I make the lame puns just to make Muldoon look good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:48 AM (LxWV7)

605
Bynum, 57, was arrested and charged with procuring the services of a prostitute, false statement of identity and possession of marijuana. The arrests took place at a hotel in Clinton


It is to laugh.
Posted by: Laughing Miklos at February 11, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)


A quick look at a map shows that Clinton is 5 or so miles away from Jackson.

Geez, dude, at least go over a couple of counties. People know you in your hometown.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:49 AM (sy5kK)

606 599
Bloomberg won the Dem and GOP primary in Dixville Notch.


Posted by: mark1971 at February 11, 2020 12:47 AM (xPl2J)

Voter fraud. Bastard voted in both primaries.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 12:49 AM (VNmG1)

607 The fuck. China to Bozeman?
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 12:48 AM (zJnH3)

Yes.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 12:49 AM (aqwWL)

608 That was pretty bad there AoP

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 12:50 AM (9y7Yd)

609 I used her, she used me. Neither cared

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 12:50 AM (PUmDY)

610 I make the lame puns just to make Muldoon look good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:48 AM (LxWV7)

And a fine job you're doing. Keep up the good work

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 12:51 AM (VNmG1)

611 see, that's why the Dominican Republic is where you gotta go for quality prostitution.

Posted by: New Jersey's classiest Senator, Bob Menendez at February 11, 2020 12:52 AM (ykYG2)

612 608 The fuck. China to Bozeman?
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 12:48 AM (zJnH3)

Yes.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 12:49 AM (aqwWL)


Then it certainly was NOT a direct flight. Either SeaTac or Vancouver, probably, maybe SFO. Nice.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:52 AM (sy5kK)

613 Yeah that is the worst/best part.

Bang a hooker on your home turf where you are a big name.

And try to tell the cops your name is Didndu Nutin

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 12:53 AM (9y7Yd)

614 Then it certainly was NOT a direct flight. Either SeaTac or Vancouver, probably, maybe SFO. Nice.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:52 AM (sy5kK)

Probably SeaTac. I doubt there are any flights from Vancouver to Bozeman. Alegiant Air, or maybe Alaskan Air would have flights Seattle to Bozeman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:55 AM (LxWV7)

615 Okay, enough morbid Corona n' Salt n' Liments.

I just scored a VINTAGE Remington 870, 18.5 in. bbl., cyl. bore shotgun barrel out of gunbroker.com.

Two days of back-channel correspondence with the seller, and a VERY clandestine "false auction" in the art section, with a lousy print of buck deer as the "item", and the barrel in question being what's actually transacted.

"Buy it Now", and the deal was done.

This 1967 Wingmaster is coming back to life as the most purty Riot Gun, ever.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/immune from Corona Virus. Drinks Bourbon.

Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2020 12:56 AM (QzJWU)

616 Bang a hooker on your home turf where you are a big name.

And try to tell the cops your name is Didndu Nutin
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 12:53 AM (9y7Yd)

"University President" is scarcely a big name, once off the campus. How many here know the name of the President of their closest university? I sure don't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 12:57 AM (LxWV7)

617 "JSU is not the first HBCU to face controversy with prostitution charges. In 2019 seven people were indicted stemming from a Fort Valley State University prostitution ring involving a university employee who also served as a graduate advisor to the campus chapter of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc."



Gotta pay them students loans, baby.

Posted by: Miklos, with a Modest Proposal at February 11, 2020 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)

618 I think Mr Schlichter is right. But reading that made me think of something. What's the worst thing the media could do right now for PDT and conservatives? I think if they went on a completely neutral stand and did nothing but straight up even-handed journalism for six months it would be dangerous. In that time they stockpile their evil half truths and lies and give America a full up broadside every night in the two months before the election.

I hate media and do not trust them. They are just this devious.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2020 12:59 AM (axyOa)

619 "University President" is scarcely a big name, once off the campus. How many here know the name of the President of their closest university? I sure don't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I do.

Posted by: University of Miklos at February 11, 2020 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

620 Then it certainly was NOT a direct flight. Either SeaTac or Vancouver, probably, maybe SFO. Nice.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 12:52 AM (sy5kK)

I can't imagine how contaminated the international airports are. Virus can live on surfaces up to 9 days. And it's aerosol. You can get infected from an aerosol disease 10 meters away btw.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 01:00 AM (aqwWL)

621 And try to tell the cops your name is Didndu Nutin

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2020 12:53 AM (9y7Yd)


No nutin? Only if before the deal was consummated.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 01:01 AM (Y8PSl)

622 I can't imagine how contaminated the international airports are. Virus can live on surfaces up to 9 days. And it's aerosol. You can get infected from an aerosol disease 10 meters away btw.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 01:00 AM (aqwWL)

Well, they should stop putting snot in spray cans, then.

Posted by: Alexandra Occasional Cortex at February 11, 2020 01:02 AM (LxWV7)

623 612 see, that's why the Dominican Republic is where you gotta go for quality prostitution.
Posted by: New Jersey's classiest Senator, Bob Menendez at February 11, 2020 12:52 AM (ykYG2)

Used to have the finest Eastern European models on tap there in the late 90's and early 2000's. A friend told me you could rent a beach house with a body guard, cook, a pool, and 3 models for a few grand.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 01:03 AM (aqwWL)

624 No nutin? Only if before the deal was consummated.
Posted by: RickZ


THE SHEETS


YOU MUST HANG THE BLOODY SHEETS

Posted by: Mullah Miklos at February 11, 2020 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

625 I've been thinking about getting a light mount for the Mossberg 500 (for "home defense", said with the proper heavy slow drawl, always sounds better that way).

Already have a semi pistol with a light, it's the usual bedside gub. Kind of academic all around, not very likely there'd ever be a need.

But scatter gunz are show-stoppers, and easy to use. With neighbors either side, really don't want to ever touch off anything, not sure shotgun's any better than 9mikemike for oopsies.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2020 01:04 AM (El6T/)

626 Fort Valley State University prostitution ring involving a university employee who also served as a graduate advisor to the campus chapter of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc.

Here's some advice - don't do that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 01:05 AM (ykYG2)

627 Lucifer rocks hard.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 01:05 AM (PUmDY)

628 A leaker from the CDC claims the Kung Flu is a bacteriophages.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 01:07 AM (aqwWL)

629 But scatter gunz are show-stoppers, and easy to use. With neighbors either side, really don't want to ever touch off anything, not sure shotgun's any better than 9mikemike for oopsies.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2020 01:04 AM (El6T/)

Don't they make some low-energy shorty rounds for shotguns?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 01:07 AM (LxWV7)

630 So, let's just spitball here and they find out the coronavirus is a manufactured bio weapon that just happened to get out in the wild. Then what does the international community do? What are the options? You can't nuke the dumbshits, they can nuke back. Although, the publicity would possibly destroy the CCP.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 01:08 AM (VNmG1)

631 >>Then what does the international community do? What are the options? You can't nuke the dumbshits, they can nuke back


They have nukes. Whether or not they work and they can deliver them with any accuracy is yet to be seen...

but you close down your own borders and you try and hem them inside their borders until it runs its course.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 01:10 AM (zJnH3)

632 So, let's just spitball here and they find out the coronavirus is a manufactured bio weapon that just happened to get out in the wild. Then what does the international community do? What are the options? You can't nuke the dumbshits, they can nuke back. Although, the publicity would possibly destroy the CCP.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 01:08 AM (VNmG1)

Why would the Chinese develop a bio-weapon that appears to be more deadly to Chinese people than to anyone else that has yet caught it? That seems to be counter-productive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 01:10 AM (LxWV7)

633 Old Blue : if Emperor Xi released a virus tested on Chinese dissidents and were dumb enough to let it out before they fixed it to have less of a boner for Asian DNA, then the 'international community' would be wisest to just let everyone know that Emperor Xi is an asshole.

The Chinese people will do the rest.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 01:11 AM (ykYG2)

634 Shanghai and Beijing on lockdown.

http://archive.is/BUNwd

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 01:11 AM (iLaBB)

635 AOP: see above, the Chinese might have tested the basics on local dissidents and expected they'd work out the kinks later.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 01:11 AM (ykYG2)

636

I saw that David Brooks thing; didn't read it.

But I know Brooks' stupid point is "we must change how we do things" bullshit.
It's David being woke, in his own way, in case you couldn't tell.

He should've titled it: I Have Nothing Worthwhile To Say, Anymore, About Anything So I'm Resorting To Writing Essays That Would Impress Undergrad Sociology Professors If Written By A Freshman.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 11, 2020 01:12 AM (ujqix)

637 Oh, guess what.

The twelve (12) official residents of Dixville Notch vote in a hoity-fuckin-toity luxury freakin resort:

EVERY FOUR YEARS THE EYES OF THE NATION TURN OUR WAY.
For half a century, The Balsams’ historic Ballot Room has served as the polling place for the nearly two dozen residents of Dixville Notch who are among the first in the nation to vote in Presidential election

Posted by: Miklos, thinking I hate these people at February 11, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

638 Why would the Chinese develop a bio-weapon that
appears to be more deadly to Chinese people than to anyone else that has
yet caught it? That seems to be counter-productive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 01:10 AM (LxWV7)

True that, and it seems to be more fatal for older people. I don't really have an answer and I'm just as much in the dark as everyone. It does, however, concern me because I'm an advanced 29

Posted by: Old Blue at February 11, 2020 01:13 AM (VNmG1)

639 David Brooks hasn't said anything interesting since 'bobos in paradise' if even then.

He should move to his true vocation, reviewing young men modeling Abercrombie And Fitch jeans.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 11, 2020 01:14 AM (ykYG2)

640 Essays That Would Impress Undergrad Sociology Professors If Written By A Freshman.

Posted by: Soothsayer

You will receive a failing grade if the essay is creased.

Posted by: Prof. Miklos, Emeritus at February 11, 2020 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

641 I ain't good lookin, but I ain't shy

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 01:15 AM (PUmDY)

642 "University President" is scarcely a big name, once off the campus. How many here know the name of the President of their closest university? I sure don't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

Really, don't even think about them.

Posted by: Jane Sanders at February 11, 2020 01:16 AM (xSo9G)

643 I ain't good lookin, but I ain't shy
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Well, buyin' or sellin'?

Posted by: Mr. Miklos Haney at February 11, 2020 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

644 Why would the Chinese develop a bio-weapon that appears to be more deadly to Chinese people than to anyone else that has yet caught it? That seems to be counter-productive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 01:10 AM (LxWV7)


Thanks to its one child policy, China has too many men and not enough women which causes instability and frustration (pun intended) in the masses. Short of a conventional war, a virus to target their own reduces the population and makes it easier to control. The virus got out right around the time the Hong Kong protests were getting sporty. The virus would be one way to tamp down those protests -- legitimately in the eyes of the vaunted 'international community'.

Stupidity as an explanation only goes so far in a communist country. Evil also has to be factored in. Because, like Democrats here, the ChiComs fear losing power and will do anything to keep it.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 01:19 AM (Y8PSl)

645 ..But scatter gunz are show-stoppers, and easy to use. With neighbors either side, really don't want to ever touch off anything, not sure shotgun's any better than 9mikemike for oopsies.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2020 01:04 AM (El6T/)



BB size High Brass Loads.

Won't over-penetrate like 00 or even 0000 Buck.

ONE wall of 1/2" sheetrock, which is such on both sides of the framing. Baby on the other side of that wall might get welts, but that's about it.

MANY more pellets in the shell. More than 150, in fact.

And will go absolutely Cuisinart on whatever finds itself in the pattern.

Pro-Tip. Learn how to "pattern" a shotgun. It involves rather large swatches of paper affixed "downrange".

At indoor ranges, that BB High Brass round will actually do far more damage than 00 Buck.

Your friendly neighborhood ER doc can likely dig out and mend the wounds from 9 pellets of 00 Buck. Presuming your shot hit with all nine.

But with over 150 pellets of BB? Okay, so you only tagged him with 1/3 of the pattern.

That's fifty wound channels, most over 10" deep.

Dying of shock before bleeding out is a real possibility here.

I'm only a "nice" person here and at Mo Meets.

Otherwise, I'm courteous, polite, cordial, and a right bastard as needed.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2020 01:19 AM (QzJWU)

646 Well, I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 01:22 AM (LxWV7)

647 He should move to his true vocation, reviewing young men modeling Abercrombie And Fitch jeans.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

"hey dude. Creepy old guy says we oughta have "creases" in our jeans."

"told me we should lose the t-shirts"

"spilled some Red Bull on mine, creepfuck wanted to lick it off"

Posted by: Abercrombie And Fitch jeans models at February 11, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

648 with all them closing in. Huge sucker for that one. Working and practicing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 01:24 AM (PUmDY)

649 Well, I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Buenos nachos

Posted by: antemeridial Miklos at February 11, 2020 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

650 ..Well, I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 01:22 AM (LxWV7)



Studebaker Dreams, amigo.

The horse-drawn kind. So the clop clop clop of the hooves and the creaking and groaning of the freight-wagon will lull you to sleep.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2020 01:25 AM (QzJWU)

651 643 "University President" is scarcely a big name, once off the campus. How many here know the name of the President of their closest university? I sure don't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

Really, don't even think about them.
Posted by: Jane Sanders at February 11, 2020 01:16 AM (xSo9G


Let me present you to Ph.D Under Worked and Over Paid.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2020 01:28 AM (aA3+G)

652 The horse-drawn kind. So the clop clop clop of the hooves and the creaking and groaning of the freight-wagon will lull you to sleep.



Jim

He might not even like Budweiser.

Posted by: Miklos, my beer is the one with the most in it at February 11, 2020 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

653 I am proud to say that on the Morning Rant post this morning I was the first person to get the mystery Hollywood couple correct. It was obviously Audrey Hepburn and Patrick Swaze who starred together in Roman Road House Vacation. The rest of you may stand in shocked awe.

Posted by: An Observation at February 11, 2020 01:29 AM (vRSRW)

654 Let me present you to Ph.D Under Worked and Over Paid.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Interested. Tenure track?

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Miklos Blasey-Fraud Ph.D. at February 11, 2020 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

655 Roman Road House Vacation. The rest of you may stand in shocked awe.
Posted by: An Observation

Sorry.

It was Bride of Spartacus D-Day Beach Party.

Posted by: Miklos, who has been drinking and ergo Knows Things, QED at February 11, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

656 Hollywood Nights isn't half bad either.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 01:36 AM (PUmDY)

657 Now approacheth the Hour.

Posted by: Miklos, clock checked and cleaned at February 11, 2020 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)

658 I forgot to mention.

Average indoor conflict shooting distance about zero to ten feet away.

At that distance, ALL of the shot from the 12 ga. BB load shell will be delivered into about a 3 in. diameter circle.

You hit Bad Guy with that at bad breath range, and he's not going to become the rapper he'd aspired to be.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/hasta la nite nite, Horde!

Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2020 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

659 /hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Posted by: Jim

May the Plimsoll Line rise ta meet ye!

Posted by: Miklos, landlubber at February 11, 2020 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

660 Those big city nights. I am dorking out

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 01:39 AM (PUmDY)

661 ..May the Plimsoll Line rise ta meet ye!

Posted by: Miklos, landlubber at February 11, 2020 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)



I'm already Sunk New Dawn. You tryin' to sink me twice?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/Molly Brown

Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2020 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

662 May ta Plimsoll Line fall to meet ye!

Posted by: Miklos, landlubber, avec reprise at February 11, 2020 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)

663 Let me try this agin-

May ta Plimsoll Line ne'er leave yer sight!

Posted by: Miklos, ok, working over here boss at February 11, 2020 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)

664 ..Let me try this agin-

May ta Plimsoll Line ne'er leave yer sight!

Posted by: Miklos, ok, working over here boss at February 11, 2020 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)



And we part on an Even Keel.

More than I can as I stubmle past this DWI checkpoint on my way to bedddddd.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/zzzzzzz

Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2020 01:51 AM (QzJWU)

665 I will get us past this.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 01:54 AM (PUmDY)

666 So dumb.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 01:55 AM (PUmDY)

667 Let me present you to Ph.D Under Worked and Over Paid.

Nah - at the top schools, they still pretend that a university president has something to do with academics, but at most other colleges and universities, they are increasingly hiring professional fundraisers to be president.

Whatever the academic title, a college/university president spends 80% of his time fundraising.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 11, 2020 01:57 AM (I2/tG)

668 Feel Like a Number is another good one.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 01:58 AM (PUmDY)

669 I am Satanick.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 02:00 AM (PUmDY)

670 Feel Like a Number is another good one.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Lucky Number by Lene Lovitch is better.

Posted by: Miklos, having so much fun at February 11, 2020 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)

671 Bob Seger is a deplorable.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 02:12 AM (PUmDY)

672 Whatever the academic title, a college/university president spends 80% of his time fundraising.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
-------

I spent 80% of my time grifting funds from the college.

Posted by: Jane Sanders at February 11, 2020 02:14 AM (CDGwz)

673 Accompany Me is pretty great as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 02:18 AM (PUmDY)

674 I just heard a hot take that Cynthia McKinney is MAGA and loved the Trump SOTU and wants to run in the future as a GOPe candidate. So I checked her twitter, and it kinda checks out.

https://mobile.twitter.com/cynthiamckinney

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 11, 2020 02:21 AM (VIoev)

675 Right.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 02:22 AM (PUmDY)

676 Who is that? Her name sounds familiar

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 02:25 AM (PUmDY)

677 Kidding, don't care

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 02:28 AM (PUmDY)

678 675 I just heard a hot take that Cynthia McKinney is MAGA and loved the Trump SOTU and wants to run in the future as a GOPe candidate.


Uh, no.

Cynthia McKinney. No chance. She hasn't changed. Not that much, anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 02:30 AM (sy5kK)

679 Shit is getting real, I love it and this post and my President.

Posted by: Summer of Love at February 11, 2020 02:35 AM (FJrl0)

680 It's really something to watch the Progda news sputter and point at any excuse for their designated Party multi-day thrashing they took last week.

It is like they expected some "save the moment" to throw Trump under the bus.

Instead, they looked like someone standing on the rail line, yelling at the train coming at him to stop.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2020 02:39 AM (sy5kK)

681 He saw her face and he lost all control. it was giving him chills. Diamonds and frills. Paraphrasing, of course.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2020 02:42 AM (PUmDY)

682 I spent 80% of my time grifting funds from the college.
Posted by: Jane Sanders

How is the Klepto Diet going?

Posted by: Miklos, genuinely interested at February 11, 2020 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)

683 Biden's already toast. How about Bernie, O Wise One?

Posted by: George at February 11, 2020 02:59 AM (9+Z9C)

684 McSalley is 14% in prsions and in north rate is why she can trump support of us. Get read be lucky if you could put the pledge of allegiance because the days well adam smith would control. Gunners NO! Liberal judges. Happy 50th anniversary of socialist medicare? the hollie north. Conservatism in action!

Posted by: raimondo on tap at February 11, 2020 03:13 AM (QzkSJ)

685 drumpf radio dressing rooms pervert bernie! vote anger again stalled drug dealing jugs for medicare. it all in action and her two daughters absentee ballots(illegall adam smith would keep the weekly standard's subsidized socialist medicare. it all get rid of thirst word.

Posted by: raimondo on tap at February 11, 2020 03:23 AM (QzkSJ)

686 So.

The Cobs DO pay some late-nite attention.

Posted by: Miklos on tap at February 11, 2020 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)

687 Insomnia is a gas....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2020 03:39 AM (dLLD6)

688 Insomnia is a gas....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

It suits me.

Posted by: Miklos not an early bird, you can have all the worms at February 11, 2020 03:42 AM (QzkSJ)

689 Well shit, I wanted to meet those two drugdealing daughters with the jugs. Got a phone number bro?

Posted by: George at February 11, 2020 03:47 AM (9+Z9C)

690 Well, nothing to read until the next train from Seftonville.

May as well pretend to sleep.

Posted by: Miklosbot, this in an automated message, do not respond at February 11, 2020 03:47 AM (QzkSJ)

691 Trying to play, I'm so slow.

Posted by: George at February 11, 2020 03:51 AM (9+Z9C)

692 TAAAAG....Yuuurrr....IIIIt...duuuuhhh.

Posted by: George at February 11, 2020 03:54 AM (9+Z9C)

693 wow, raimondo is in top form tonight! those 2 posts are masterpieces of argle-bargle.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2020 03:57 AM (V2Yro)

694 Good Morning Morons today is Tuesday, February 11, 2020. On this date in 1812 Massachusetts governor Elbridge Gerry was accused of "gerrymandering" by a newspaper. This is where the term originated.


Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

695 wow, raimondo is in top form tonight! those 2 posts are masterpieces of argle-bargle.
Posted by: Tom Servo

CBD removed the authentic gibberish.

What remains is a joint venture of HogmartinLabs and MiklosCorp.

Posted by: Miklos, letting the Bofors Troll Gun cool off a bit at February 11, 2020 04:00 AM (QzkSJ)

696 Trump goes after PeeLousy heavy in NH.


https://tinyurl.com/ublqneh

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

697 Finally; Barr says they will began going after sanctuary cities who are violating the law. It is long overdue.


https://tinyurl.com/uphdxeb

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

698 We talked about the political BS that has taken over the Oscars yesterday and how the shitty awards and the politics were killing the ceremony. Well the ratings are out. They set a new record yesterday for fewest viewers. Will they learn? Not a chance in Hell.


https://tinyurl.com/t86538j

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

699 Buttplug and Commie Sanders are squaring off as the NH Primary starts today.


https://tinyurl.com/tyqfnjt

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

700 The House communists are raising Hell because Trump fired that AH Vindman but now we hear that he has fired 70 Obama holdovers from the NSC. He should clean out all Obama holdovers. Too bad he can't clean out the Obama judges.


https://tinyurl.com/w6xg4kw

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

701 Video: Biden responds to an obvious staged question concerning plastic. He says we need to get rid of all plastic and that plastic bottles need to sold as deposit bottle so you will have to bring them back. And all because of the fake global warming scam. I say the entire population of Washington DC should collect all their plastic bottles and dump them on Biden's lawn. Its a good thing this AH hasn't got much of a chance in winning the nomination and he doesn't have a chance in Hell of beating Trump.


https://tinyurl.com/t3wkuk8

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

702 Waiting for spackle to set up walked over to a REI store, they have a small version of my stove top coffee pot that only holds 6 cups. Should have gotten it.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 04:02 AM (ZCEU2)

703 I wouldn't normally..but it's Vic...Top o' the Mornin', Vic!

Posted by: Miklos, with just one (1) sip of the brown at February 11, 2020 04:02 AM (QzkSJ)

704 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/qlu59c7


And that's it for today. Another slow day.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

705 704
I wouldn't normally..but it's Vic...Top o' the Mornin', Vic!

Posted by: Miklos, with just one (1) sip of the brown at February 11, 2020 04:02 AM (QzkSJ)

Good Morning

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)

706 695 Good Morning Morons today is Tuesday, February 11, 2020. On this date in 1812 Massachusetts governor Elbridge Gerry was accused of "gerrymandering" by a newspaper. This is where the term originated.


Posted by: Vic


You left out the second half of the etiology:

The ridiculously-shaped district he created in Massachusetts was thought to resemble a salamander, so a newspaper hired an artist to draw a "map" of the district and make it look like a salamander, accompanied by a humorous political column combining the name of the governor -- "Gerry" -- with the word "salamander," to coin "gerrymander," meaning "to create an artificially distorted voting district so as to give your party an advantage."

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2020 04:13 AM (ySK7x)

707 707 You left out the second half of the etiology:



The ridiculously-shaped district he created in Massachusetts was
thought to resemble a salamander, so a newspaper hired an artist to draw
a "map" of the district and make it look like a salamander, accompanied
by a humorous political column combining the name of the governor --
"Gerry" -- with the word "salamander," to coin "gerrymander," meaning
"to create an artificially distorted voting district so as to give your
party an advantage."

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2020 04:13 AM (ySK7x)

Sometimes those "this day" things get to be really long so I have been trying to keep them short lately.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:17 AM (mpXpK)

708 He is British so of course his use of the English language has much to be desired

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 04:18 AM (ZCEU2)

709 709
He is British so of course his use of the English language has much to be desired

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 04:18 AM (ZCEU2)

Who is British?

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:19 AM (mpXpK)

710 I was just going to ask that

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 11, 2020 04:21 AM (XI1YR)

711 I think all bottles should be made of metal and wood. Including glass bottles.

Posted by: George at February 11, 2020 04:21 AM (9+Z9C)

712 The painter link guy

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 04:24 AM (ZCEU2)

713 I thought maybe you were talking about me. I am Scotch-Irish.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:27 AM (mpXpK)

714 Ah, i guess i have to admit i hadn't read the content yet.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 11, 2020 04:32 AM (XI1YR)

715 Vic your American so of course your English is fine

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 04:35 AM (ZCEU2)

716 Changed ideas 3 times for what I am having for breakfast

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 04:42 AM (ZCEU2)

717 632 >>Then what does the international community do? What are the options? You can't nuke the dumbshits, they can nuke back

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2020 01:10 AM (zJnH3)

As a nation reliant on trade, it seems that a bunch of harbors filled with sunken super freighters would not be good for China.

Posted by: Downcast at February 11, 2020 04:44 AM (Ya8/R)

718 Changed ideas 3 times for what I am having for breakfast
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 04:42 AM


Can't go wrong with the Moronic breakfast of French Toast and maple syrup.

Carl's Jr. makes a good breakfast burger, as does Whataburger. Or breakfast tacos, of course.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 11, 2020 04:50 AM (DMUuz)

719 Wendys is starting a breakfast menu , March 3 I think.

Had French toast yesterday

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 04:52 AM (ZCEU2)

720 I thought Wendy's already had breakfast.

Posted by: clutch at February 11, 2020 04:54 AM (9UmRs)

721 Insomnia is a gas....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2020 03:39 AM


Did it pass?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 11, 2020 04:55 AM (DMUuz)

722 Finally; Barr says they will began going after sanctuary cities who are violating the law. It is long overdue.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)


The way the Supreme Court is stacked up now, the odds are good sanctuary jurisdictions will get a big smack down in their thwarting of the Feds going after illegal alien lawbreakers, beyond just being illegal. At least that's what logic would dictate, but everyone knows the law is not logical. In fact, "the law is a ass -- a idiot."

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 04:58 AM (Y8PSl)

723 Why would the Chinese develop a bio-weapon that appears to be more deadly to Chinese people than to anyone else that has yet caught it? That seems to be counter-productive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2020 01:10 AM


One word: Taiwan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 11, 2020 04:59 AM (DMUuz)

724 We have Wendy's here, but no Whataburger or Carl's Jr.

Breakfast tacos? Interesting

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 11, 2020 04:59 AM (XI1YR)

725 I've done breakfast burritos. I guess that would be similar. I prefer breakfast pizza.

Damn, now I'm hungry and no time to make anything. Peanut butter toast on the go.

Make it a good day, all!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 11, 2020 05:02 AM (XI1YR)

726 720
Wendys is starting a breakfast menu , March 3 I think.



Had French toast yesterday

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 04:52 AM (ZCEU2)
'The Wendy's here tried a breakfast menu for about 3 or 4 months. Didn't do enough business to justify it so they quit.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 05:04 AM (mpXpK)

727 One word: Taiwan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 11, 2020 04:59 AM (DMUuz)


Two words: Hong Kong, as I said somewhere up above. The situation in Hong Kong scares the shit out of the ChiComs because that sort of thing can get out of hand, and get out of hand quick. The virus could very well be the ChiComs version of 'nuking it from orbit, just to be sure' the ChiComs stay in power.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 05:05 AM (Y8PSl)

728 Breakfast tacos? Interesting
Posted by: My life is insanity

Cafe du Monde New Orleans cofe with chicory has arrived, with traditional French coffee makers.


*steams milk, adds some brown sugar*

*if the USB port thing works*

Here it is.

Posted by: Miklos, good as his word at February 11, 2020 05:08 AM (QzkSJ)

729 The British never should have put a time limit on that treaty to get Hong Kong.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 05:11 AM (mpXpK)

730 Two words: Hong Kong, as I said somewhere up above. The situation in Hong Kong scares the shit out of the ChiComs because that sort of thing can get out of hand, and get out of hand quick. The virus could very well be the ChiComs version of 'nuking it from orbit, just to be sure' the ChiComs stay in power.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2020 05:05 AM


Maybe. There are reports of videos circulating in the 'diaspora' Han communities showing victims exhibiting 'St. Vitus Dance' symptoms, indicating a neurological component. That would be a pretty effective terror weapon on top of a possible 15% mortality rate. They could plan to isolate Taiwan. It's harder to see them planning to isolate Hong Kong.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 11, 2020 05:13 AM (DMUuz)

731 Wendys is starting a breakfast menu , March 3 I think.



Had French toast yesterday

Posted by: Skip

Don't think a triple chicken breakfast biscuit would make it, or even be physically possible to consume.

Posted by: Miklos, not even with chili at February 11, 2020 05:13 AM (QzkSJ)

732 319
Regarding Mitt and the Repubs from Utah, I saw an article last week that said the USSC already said that states can't kick out a politician at the national level, House or Senate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:11 PM (sy5kK)

Can Utah elect a 3rd Senator and get Romney Out in the squeeze play?

Posted by: Downcast at February 11, 2020 05:13 AM (Ya8/R)

733 The VDH article this week was a good read

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 05:13 AM (ZCEU2)

734 Breakfast tacos? Interesting
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 11, 2020 04:59 AM (XI1YR)


A Central Texas staple, along with Migas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 11, 2020 05:15 AM (DMUuz)

735 I am of the general opinion that breakfast should never include sour cream and diced tomatoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 05:16 AM (cAKts)

736 The British never should have put a time limit on that treaty to get Hong Kong.
Posted by: Vic

I would lease California to China for 99 years. Once the national debt is paid off, deal's off.

Posted by: Miklos, Art of the Deal at February 11, 2020 05:17 AM (QzkSJ)

737 donsurber.blogspot.com spygate could save media
https://tinyurl.com/vjcrxg5

A addition to VDH

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 05:17 AM (ZCEU2)

738 733
319

Regarding Mitt and the Repubs from Utah, I saw an article last week
that said the USSC already said that states can't kick out a politician
at the national level, House or Senate.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 10, 2020 11:11 PM (sy5kK)



Can Utah elect a 3rd Senator and get Romney Out in the squeeze play?

Posted by: Downcast at February 11, 2020 05:13 AM (Ya8/R)

They had a case several years ago where a State passed a law allowing recall elections for congress members. Someone sued and it went to SCOTUS who said the constitution provides the methods by which lawmakers and President can be removed from office and it can not be changed without an amendment.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2020 05:18 AM (mpXpK)

739 Posted by: Downcast at February 11, 2020 05:13 AM (Ya8/R)

Car roof, some assembly required

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2020 05:19 AM (aA3+G)

740 Posted by: Downcast at February 11, 2020 05:13 AM (Ya8/R)

Car roof, some assembly required
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

A blue haired tranny should cut and dye Mitt's hair.


I mean, he owes one.

Posted by: Miklos, pre-coffee at February 11, 2020 05:24 AM (QzkSJ)

741 Well, at this point, Romney is in the McCain YOLO portion of his senate career- and he did not even have to have a brain tumor.

He might try to hang on for another election, hoping that people's rage will have cooled by then. He might play it cool, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 05:24 AM (cAKts)

742 A blue haired tranny should cut and dye Mitt's hair.


I mean, he owes one.
Posted by: Miklos, pre-coffee at February 11, 2020 05:24 AM (QzkSJ)

Why would you put blue hair on a transmission?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 05:25 AM (cAKts)

743 Aetius - HEAR HEAR!

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 05:25 AM (ZCEU2)

744 Tranny was probably from the 70s, or maybe it was mold

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 05:27 AM (ZCEU2)

745 Well, it is the natural evolution from shag headliners and fuzzy dice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 05:28 AM (cAKts)

746 Got to go to two different jobs, each about 13 miles but in opposite directions.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 05:28 AM (ZCEU2)

747 So, 26 miles from each other?*

*coming close to violating the math ban.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 05:31 AM (cAKts)

748 Yesterday this thread only got up to a Porche, doubt it can get that far today but try your best.
Have a great day



And vote Bernie! LoL

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2020 05:32 AM (ZCEU2)

749 Have a good day, Skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 05:34 AM (cAKts)

750 So, 26 miles from each other?*

*coming close to violating the math ban.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Depends on whether the Amtrak train actually left Chicago.

Posted by: Miklos, at 50 MPH at February 11, 2020 05:37 AM (QzkSJ)

751 Why would you put blue hair on a transmission?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work

Saves money on the u-flange regenerator bushing fluid.

Posted by: Miklos, yer Freindly profit-conscious mechanic at February 11, 2020 05:39 AM (QzkSJ)

752 Morpheus, he speaks.

But It's all Greek to me.

*initiates Latin language dream sequence*

Posted by: Miklosius, Chaucerian latinist at February 11, 2020 05:43 AM (QzkSJ)

753 Latin or Latinate? Is there a difference? Linguistically or culturally Latin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 05:44 AM (cAKts)

754 Four things to remember as a person of faith when life is hard:

https://tinyurl.com/qnqcuyo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2020 05:44 AM (WI7YS)

755 752 Why would you put blue hair on a transmission?
______________

To get the senior discount at the drive-thru?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 11, 2020 05:50 AM (k4dH2)

756 To get the senior discount at the drive-thru?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 11, 2020 05:50 AM (k4dH2)

So we are talking Aqua Net hold transmission hair then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 05:51 AM (cAKts)

757 Beautiful pictures of nature (and the picture of a field in Iowa is much nicer looking than the chaos in the Iowa caucus):

http://earthporn.org

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2020 05:52 AM (WI7YS)

758 This may be wrong, but one of my fondest memories was the smell of Mammaw's Aquanet. It was distinct.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 05:52 AM (cAKts)

759 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2020 05:44 AM (WI7YS)

A good daily reminder.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2020 05:53 AM (aA3+G)

760 Just what you need on your Tuesday morning.
Video of an owl running.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2020 05:58 AM (WI7YS)

761 aaaand here it is

https://tinyurl.com/tfd4ukv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2020 05:58 AM (WI7YS)

762 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 05:59 AM (O7kBk)

763 A good daily reminder.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 05:59 AM (arJlL)

764
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:05 AM (7rVsF)

765 Klobuchar translates to corruptible bitch.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 06:06 AM (JFO2v)

766
*tips hat*

Mornin', Miz Fen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:09 AM (7rVsF)

767 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

768 *tips hat*

Mornin', Miz Fen.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

*puts on pants, and a coat and hat and a scarf and gloves....*

Mornin' Miz Fen

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 06:19 AM (arJlL)

769 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2020 06:09 AM (7rVsF)

Good morning, Hadrian, and everyone else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2020 06:19 AM (WI7YS)

770

Mornin' NaCly, and the rest of yous hooligans, too.

Tonight, I sleep in my own bed.
I hate motels.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 11, 2020 06:21 AM (TE+16)

771 Adam Carrolla was on TuCa last night. The reason LA has such bad problems is that if you want to enforce the law, you are a big meanie.
Imagine a State full of idiots like that.

Posted by: JAS at February 11, 2020 06:22 AM (IsG7k)

772 FenelonSpoke

Love that picture of Iowa. With the cone flowers and others it looks like June in my prairie.

For flower and grass ID in Kansas: http://www.kswildflower.org/

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

773 teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument

Well, it's another day of up and at them. How was your work in Manhattan?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

774 For flower and grass ID in Kansas: http://www.kswildflower.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2020 06:28 AM (WI7YS)

775 whoops; Sorry, Salty/ Very nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2020 06:29 AM (WI7YS)

776

Not done yet. So far so good.

Have always enjoyed teaching. Could always use prayers for everything but today, that I do right by the students.

Superpave class at the U.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 11, 2020 06:30 AM (TE+16)

777 G'morning, all.


Salty


Tip o' the hat to Fen.

And the remaining reprobates.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 06:31 AM (tT0V4)

778 FenelonSpoke

Loved your very specific admonition to look at the moon. With clothes.

When it came up two nights ago it was behind some low lying clouds, The moonrise looked very close to the prairie to the east being on fire in the night.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

779
Cynthia Nixon, Michael J. Fox, Tim Robbins, Ashley Judd and Kevin Costner hit the New Hampshire campaign trail

WHO DA FUK CARES?

What type of semi-moron, halfwit cares about what any of these people say or think?

They made some TV or movies. Got lucky, were pretty or handsome at one time.

Every single one of these people would hand over your wife or daughter to MS13 or the Mohammedans to make a deal with them and get their name on TV.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 06:32 AM (JFO2v)

780 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

I'm going to go with rapscallion today, vice reprobate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

781 rhennigantx

Tut, tut. The Left has worked soo hard to make celebrities a new Saint. With conditioned response from the thralls.

Like an old cartoon I saw.

One wife ameba saying to the husband ameba: "Stimulus, response. Stimulus, response. That's it? Don't you ever think?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

782 "I'm going to go with rapscallion today, vice reprobate."

The Judges will accept that.

And yesterdays numbers are in.

Four new murders, including two at a triple shooting the projects. And the fatal stabbing of a woman.

And a shooting victim from last month died yesterday.

Bur, the city council has banned plastic shopping bags.


So we have that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 06:38 AM (tT0V4)

783 Bur, the city council has banned plastic shopping bags.


So we have that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 06:38 AM (tT0V4)


So what type of material do they use for the body bags?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2020 06:40 AM (aA3+G)

784 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Third World city on the Chesapeake Bay.

But banning plastic shopping bags. How Woke. And stupid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:41 AM (u82oZ)

785 Liawatha shows up to dinner and no fucks are given

https://tinyurl.com/qmztpe8

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

786 "So what type of material do they use for the body bags?

Heh...!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 06:42 AM (tT0V4)

787 Morning all

25% of the attendees at the PDT NH rally were Dems.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:42 AM (K4NAq)

788 "25% of the attendees at the PDT NH rally were Dems."

Gonna be an early night..

Any attendance numbers yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 06:43 AM (tT0V4)

789 Have a fantastic day everyone.

Have that smile that hints of internal joy, as if you are not tired of wining.

And confusion to the NH DEM voters. May the REPs outnumber them at the polls. Spin that, media!

However, in public, head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2020 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

790 Every single one of these people would hand over your wife or daughter to MS13 or the Mohammedans to make a deal with them and get their name on TV.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I saw a little of Costner introducing Bootygig.
It looked and sounded like they gave him the script he was reading from as he walked out to the microphone.
Costner must spend a shit load of time learning his lines for movies

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 06:49 AM (vd8XM)

791
What do they put on their pancakes and French toast in New Hampshire...PINE GUM?

I see they love Gov. housing there LIVE FREE OR RIOT.

Posted by: saf at February 11, 2020 06:49 AM (5IHGB)

792 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 06:49 AM (tT0V4)

793 "We the intelligentsia" are always the first against the wall when their creation turns on them. And that's intelligent how?

Posted by: rammajamma at February 11, 2020 06:50 AM (xceTB)

794 Liawatha shows up to dinner and no fucks are given

https://tinyurl.com/qmztpe8
Posted by: rhennigantx

People are thinking,
"Oh oh, Grammy got out of the home again. Don't talk to her or she'll bend your ear for an hour on how her kids never come to visit"

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

795 From Sean Spicier tweet,

"Hopefully the winner of the New Hampshire primary is DNC approved so they can declare one"

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 06:54 AM (vd8XM)

796 I am of the general opinion that breakfast should never include sour cream and diced tomatoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 05:16 AM


Preach it! Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk soup for the win!

Posted by: Thorvald at February 11, 2020 06:55 AM (DMUuz)

797 "Liawatha shows up to dinner and no fucks are given
"



They all look like they are all thinking they will have to pick up the tab for Liawatha and her friends..

Posted by: Ripley at February 11, 2020 06:57 AM (MxEKc)

798 The radio played a clip of AOC introducing Bernie in NH. Schreeeeeech does even begin to cover it.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2020 06:57 AM (K4NAq)

799 So what type of material do they use for the body bags?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Probably Tyvek.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 06:57 AM (O7kBk)

800 797 I am of the general opinion that breakfast should never include sour cream and diced tomatoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 11, 2020 05:16 AM

Preach it! Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk soup for the win!
Posted by: Thorvald at February 11, 2020 06:55 AM (DMUuz)


Maple Syrup on French Toast for the win11ty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2020 06:58 AM (aA3+G)

801 They all look like they are all thinking they will have to pick up the tab for Liawatha and her friends..
Posted by: Ripley

HA!! I was thinking that too.

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

802 "They all look like they are all thinking they will have to pick up the tab for Liawatha and her friends..

Posted by: Ripley at February 11, 2020 06:57 AM (MxEKc)"



i.e. Real Socialism In Action !



G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 11, 2020 07:01 AM (zlgJP)

803
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 11, 2020 07:01 AM (hx3Q8)

804 Thank you Lord for another day.

And whole milk.

Posted by: jsg at February 11, 2020 07:04 AM (Dv4wX)

805 So the fun size fascist has surged to third place in the Democratic race?


I remember when rich white guys buying their way into office was a bad thing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 07:04 AM (tT0V4)

806 I am of the general opinion that breakfast should never include sour cream and diced tomatoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I can see it for certain variations of a Mexican breakfast.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2020 07:06 AM (O7kBk)

807 Flynn's sentencing postponed 'Indefinitely'?

What's up with that?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 07:07 AM (tT0V4)

808 Good morning!

What's the good news?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2020 07:08 AM (EK+jJ)

809 mornin yall. Woke up not dead so I guess that's good. I'm about tired of being sick though.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2020 07:08 AM (Tnijr)

810 810 As one Jarhead to another, Hillary will never be President.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 11, 2020 07:09 AM (C1Lsn)

811 ha!

The Internal Revenue Service sent 23,994 tax refunds worth a combined $46,378,040 to unauthorized alien workers who all used the same address in Atlanta, Ga., in 2011

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

812 Liawatha shows up to dinner and no fucks are given

Elizabeth Warren outside CA and MA in a nutshell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 07:11 AM (oVJmc)

813 Liawatha shows up to dinner and no fucks are given


And don't get her dancing, it'll start raining

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 07:12 AM (vd8XM)

814 Flynn's sentencing postponed 'Indefinitely'?

What's up with that?



Probably prosecutors waiting to try him in a Sanders administration.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 07:13 AM (oVJmc)

815 Loved your very specific admonition to look at the moon. With clothes.

When it came up two nights ago it was behind some low lying clouds, The moonrise looked very close to the prairie to the east being on fire in the night.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Why clothes

Posted by: Jean at February 11, 2020 07:14 AM (B7KlG)

816 "Probably prosecutors waiting to try him in a Sanders administration."

I hadn't thought of that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 07:14 AM (tT0V4)

817 "Why clothes"

It's cold out?


Just spitballing' here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 07:15 AM (tT0V4)

818 Why clothes
Posted by: Jean

Winter mosquitoes are bad this time of year

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 07:15 AM (vd8XM)

819 818 Loved your very specific admonition to look at the moon. With clothes.

When it came up two nights ago it was behind some low lying clouds, The moonrise looked very close to the prairie to the east being on fire in the night.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Why clothes
Posted by: Jean at February 11, 2020 07:14 AM (B7KlG)

genital moon beam burn is quite painful

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

820 Otter Chaos

https://tinyurl.com/t8ummdz

Posted by: jsg at February 11, 2020 07:17 AM (Dv4wX)

821 Now you know why the blue cities love them some illegals.

Posted by: Case at February 11, 2020 07:17 AM (tWAkG)

822 "813 ha!

The Internal Revenue Service sent 23,994 tax refunds worth a combined $46,378,040 to unauthorized alien workers who all used the same address in Atlanta, Ga., in 2011

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v) "




Huh. If wypipo did something like that it would be against the law.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 11, 2020 07:18 AM (zlgJP)

823 Loved the linked article about the Tuskegee airman and new Brigadier General Charles McGee. He has some good advice in that article, and given the fact that his father was a minister I expect faith played an important part in his life. Of course not all children of ministers maintain their religious faith, but given his age I expect Charles McGee has.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2020 07:20 AM (WI7YS)

824 "genital moon beam burn is quite painful"

Still better than butthole tanning.

(I think)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 07:20 AM (tT0V4)

825 LOL
Popular Mechanics pulled that article on the hydrogen powered super yacht.
A A little late it seems. After the article was published, Bill Gates backed out of the $644M dollar deal for it.

Posted by: akronin at February 11, 2020 07:20 AM (t4wG3)

826 827 "genital moon beam burn is quite painful"

Still better than butthole tanning.

(I think)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 07:20 AM (tT0V4)

I just got my anus bleached and now the fashion is tanned.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 07:21 AM (JFO2v)

827 Well, we are 11 days into Black History month, my kids have completed about 200 assignments related to that and still there is a huge gap between the various racial groups in the school test scores. Weird. It's like this pandering doesn't have any affect on student performance.

Posted by: Ripley at February 11, 2020 07:24 AM (MxEKc)

828 Why clothes
Posted by: Jean at February 11, 2020 07:14 AM (B7KlG)

I suggested several weeks that people go out and look at the moon. JT was kidding around and said he did that in his underwear and it was mighty cold, so it's become a running joke with him. I expect JT is a rather mischevious, teasing fellow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2020 07:24 AM (WI7YS)

829 I just got my anus bleached and now the fashion is tanned.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Next up, tattooed

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 07:25 AM (vd8XM)

830 CHEQUE PLEASE..................Ga Vibrants

Oh and TANKS.

Posted by: saf at February 11, 2020 07:25 AM (5IHGB)

831 I suggested several weeks that people go out and look at the moon. JT was kidding around and said he did that in his underwear and it was mighty cold, so it's become a running joke with him. I expect JT is a rather mischevious, teasing fellow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And I suspect that Fen was in the bushes with a camera.

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 07:26 AM (arJlL)

832 Did Fen get the MOON shot or DICK all?

Posted by: saf at February 11, 2020 07:28 AM (5IHGB)

833 Oh and TANKS.
Posted by: saf

You're welcomd

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 07:29 AM (vd8XM)

834
813 ha!

The Internal Revenue Service sent 23,994 tax refunds worth a combined $46,378,040 to unauthorized alien workers who all used the same address in Atlanta, Ga., in 2011

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)


A not uncurious reporter might check whether there was any connection between that address and Tank Abrams (or one of her supporting organizations).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 07:32 AM (pNxlR)

835 Bloomy spent over $180 M in Jan

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 07:34 AM (JFO2v)

836
** sighs **

I guess we'll be getting our village idiot, Sundown Joe, permanently, back in Delaware later this week.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2020 07:35 AM (pNxlR)

837 So, I'm visiting my sister 2 states over. She still watches network news. A couple of weeks ago it was racist to make a Chinese food joke or whatever.

I think this was CBS. Chinese parade in maybe S.F. Talking head mentions the parade and the virus. GFY, news media.

Posted by: Groundhog at February 11, 2020 07:35 AM (VYwSh)

838 Somewhat remarkable, 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Pete
Buttigieg said he would decriminalize all drugs, including heroin and
meth.



Well, we already knew that the dems will make the entire country
like that shithole San Francisco. A huge proportion of those homeless
people living in tents are junkies. The democrats want to make it easier
to be a junkie living in a tent and crapping on the sidewalk.

--

Oh, and don't forget. Scum like that Boudin character also made it illegal to charge those who crap in the streets. It's a "quality of life" thing, and you can't possibly hold the street crappers accountable for living like actual human beings and not risking transmitting all kinds of horrible diseases through mile high piles of crap.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 07:35 AM (JoUsr)

839 Bloomy spent over $180 M in Jan
Posted by: rhennigantx

That'll help the economy !

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 07:37 AM (arJlL)

840 840 So, I'm visiting my sister 2 states over. She still watches network news. A couple of weeks ago it was racist to make a Chinese food joke or whatever.

I think this was CBS. Chinese parade in maybe S.F. Talking head mentions the parade and the virus. GFY, news media.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 11, 2020 07:35 AM (VYwSh)

When I watch network news I want real news about an hour later.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 07:37 AM (JFO2v)

841 Doomberg calling himself "intelligentsia" is just the absolute height of arrogance. Good lord.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 07:37 AM (JoUsr)

842 Oh, and don't forget. Scum like that Boudin character also made it illegal to charge those who crap in the streets. It's a "quality of life" thing, and you can't possibly hold the street crappers accountable for living like actual human beings and not risking transmitting all kinds of horrible diseases through mile high piles of crap.
Posted by: Lady in Black

So, Denver will be "The OTHER Mile High City" ?

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 07:38 AM (arJlL)

843 Does Sundown actually live in Delaware? I thought he only went there when convenient.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 11, 2020 07:38 AM (BCdjq)

844 Does Sundown actually live in Delaware? I thought he only went there when convenient.
Posted by: WitchDoktor,

That's where he keeps his emergency paste supply

Posted by: Bruce at February 11, 2020 07:39 AM (vd8XM)

845 841
Lady

follow the $$$$$

you cannot fine dead poor so just let them do whatever they want

focus police on middle class to collect revenues

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 07:39 AM (JFO2v)

846 Is Buttgig's first name really Peter?

Posted by: Case at February 11, 2020 07:39 AM (tWAkG)

847 The Internal Revenue Service sent 23,994 tax refunds worth a combined $46,378,040 to unauthorized alien workers who all used the same address in Atlanta, Ga., in 2011

--



You mean, the computer system didn't ping any red flags there on, oh say, the 10,000th refund going to that address?!

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 07:39 AM (JoUsr)

848 Trump was living in NY during Bloomie's mayoral tenure. Does anyone think he doesn't have a deep deep well of memory on the fuckuppery of that administration?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2020 07:39 AM (oVJmc)

849 The closest Mini ever got to the intelligentsia is selling them subscriptions to that worthless service of his.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 11, 2020 07:39 AM (BCdjq)

850
Aaah time for MY MORNING SANFRANCISCO......oooh a
4 POUNDER......................phttt

Posted by: saf at February 11, 2020 07:40 AM (5IHGB)

851 JJ must be cooking up a doozy !

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 07:40 AM (arJlL)

852 Like I said the other day, Trump had a bigger crowd in NH than the all of the democrats had on Saturday night.


He just might take 40 States and win the "popular vote" in November.


If that happens watch a bunch of States rush to get rid of their popular vote laws.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 11, 2020 07:40 AM (JUOKG)

853 Waxing Moon > Anal bleaching

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 11, 2020 07:41 AM (EM+cL)

854 Sad. I used to enjoy San Francisco. Though that was like thirty years ago.

Damned shame.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 11, 2020 07:42 AM (BCdjq)

855 "Does Sundown actually live in Delaware? I thought he only went there when convenient."

I have been on the street across from his Rehoboth Beach residence, which he had purchased in recent years.

Directly across the street from the ocean surf.

I guess when the oceans rise, they will part around the Biden residence.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 07:42 AM (tT0V4)

856 Bloomy

5% of your murders murderers and murder victims fit one M.O. You can just take the description, Xerox it and pass it out to all the cops. They are male, minorities, 16-25.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 11, 2020 07:43 AM (JFO2v)

857 If that happens watch a bunch of States rush to get rid of their popular vote laws.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 11, 2020 07:40 AM (JUOKG)

The various contortions of panic and rage will be epic and inventive.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 07:43 AM (H8QX8)

858 VIA, maybe there should be a warning sign outside that house, in case he decides to shoot people through the door.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 11, 2020 07:44 AM (BCdjq)

859 Bloomberg statement HEIGHT of arrogance NO

PRICK LEVEL ARROGANCE yes.

Posted by: saf at February 11, 2020 07:44 AM (5IHGB)

860 Sad. I used to enjoy San Francisco. Though that was like thirty years ago.

--

It was the site of a lot of movie and tv show filming locations too. I was there about 27 years ago and only remember some locals telling us where to avoid in terms of the more seedy locations, which all cities have. We didn't have to play Twister with poop pile landmines, that much I know.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 07:45 AM (JoUsr)

861 JJ has finally arrived.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 11, 2020 07:45 AM (muI26)

862 You mean, the computer system didn't ping any red flags there on, oh say, the 10,000th refund going to that address?!
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2020 07:39 AM (JoUsr)

The IRS was busy harassing the real enemy, icky Conservatives.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 11, 2020 07:45 AM (Wm5SB)

863 Lady, yep. I remember walking back to my downtown hotel after closing a bar. Yeah there were four-five of us but I didn't have any concerns.

These days, nope.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 11, 2020 07:46 AM (BCdjq)

864 "We didn't have to play Twister with poop pile landmines, that much I know."

Maybe with all that human waste washing into the bay, the city should be required to implement the same waste containment measures as most chicken and cattle farmers are forced to adopt.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2020 07:47 AM (tT0V4)

865 Legalize all drugs = China Ramps up Opium War 2 with impunity.

Posted by: Allie at February 11, 2020 07:47 AM (UnA8+)

866 Okaaaayy....

Might be time to wake up Lassie to search for JJ......

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2020 07:50 AM (arJlL)

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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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