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Hillary Clinton on Joining the Democrat Ticket as Vice President: "Never Say Never"
She wants to get schlonged by Trump again?
You know what they say: If they come back for second helpings, they must have liked the meal. She did not claim to be eager for another chance in the political spotlight, but she did say "I never say never:" Asked by Ellen DeGeneres if she'd ever run for Vice President, Hillary Clinton fake-laughed:Oh, she'd only do it if her country needed her to run and it was her patriotic duty?! What a coincidence!!! 99.99% of the people who run for president or vice president -- except for Trump, notably -- claim they're only running out of a patriotic love of country! So that works out well for her. Hillary Clinton's primary opponents for the Vice President slot are expected to be Kirstin Gillibrand, Senator from New York, Cory Booker, Senator from New Jersey, and Uriel, the Angel of Death.
"Well, that's not going to happen," Clinton laughed. "But no, probably no." Pushed on the question, Clinton, 72, reluctantly said she'd consider it. "I never say never because I believe in serving my country, but it's never going to happen,” she said.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Roland THTG at February 06, 2020 04:30 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 06, 2020 04:31 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Bill at February 06, 2020 04:32 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: Ripley at February 06, 2020 04:32 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: Czech Chick at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (Z3lhA)
Posted by: pep at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (xx41w)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (qSCcj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (6YF1D)
You'd have to dodge assassination from inside your own administration.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (ZewdG)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (JRaU+)
dear lord it would be the worst of all possible worlds.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: DNC at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (vEIlU)
You'd have to dodge assassination from inside your own administration.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (ZewdG)
Beat me to it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (9Ppb9)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ace at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (xx41w)
Because she does, from time to time. Like an excited vampire. In a blood bank.
She also pretends to be a biped.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (5KWnQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: The eventual Dem Presidential candidate at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: x at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (nFwvY)
Could you imagine them speaking together on the stump?
It beggars the imagination.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (0keV9)
Can you imagine this drunk having to play second fiddle?
Can you imagine her STAFF having to play second fiddle?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (hrHLc)
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (oesln)
Posted by: Voter theater. at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (xXx5y)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (vEIlU)
Other possibilities:
Buttigieg: "Sudden Onset AIDS"
Warren: "Horrible Tomahawk Accident"
Bloomberg: "Tragic Hunting Accident"
Posted by: Bert G at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: MikeN at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (o/eHL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (xx41w)
Posted by: klaftern at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (RuIsu)
"Mrs Clinton, please. We have to change your catheter now."
Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (QtyI0)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (JUOKG)
1000 quatloos on Uriel.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (NP/9a)
Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (/wOeC)
Posted by: Uriel, the Angel of Death at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (pPQeR)
Posted by: Ivan at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (8OHly)
Posted by: klaftern at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (HPTcB)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (A2eXZ)
Posted by: Yawrate at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (U2SYP)
I place it as a very narrow possibility that the DNC brokers it and gives it Empress Thundershart.
Narrow. Not impossible. And the chance seems to grow every day.
Please let this happen. Please let me see Hillary humiliated again. Also, I hope she wears that Count Chocula suit again when she concedes again. She looked ridiculous.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Voter theater. at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (xXx5y)
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Two minutes after inauguration. She'd want to wait a decent interval.
Pay up.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (/669Q)
I was assured by Chris Matthews that it is true.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (WafOK)
YOU have an effing death wish, buddy.
YOU are dead after you take the oath.
Luckily, Trump's success and popularity means you have no chance of dying!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (n13/j)
Buttigieg: "Sudden Onset AIDS"
Warren: "Horrible Tomahawk Accident"
Bloomberg: "Tragic Hunting Accident"
Tulsi: "I hate that bitch".
Posted by: pep at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (HPTcB)
Posted by: Ripley at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (MxEKc)
NY votes? already a given
wimmin's votes? ahem...Weinstein
Minority votes? she's always taaaard
not seeing any pluses on this one
Posted by: DanMan at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (kFOoV)
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (W+kMI)
What's culminating is so absurdly fantastic and dumb -- I feel the Democrats want to run a "dream team" of "all stars" against President Trump.
Yeah, not just one individual candidate, but have the Democrat nominee be a collective, to form a committee of co-presidents. A fag, an indian, an old bolshevik, a former vice president, and a businessman. Together they form Super President.
And only together can they defeat Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (6YF1D)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM
You best put 1000 doughnuts on me, honky!
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (OMsf+)
Other possibilities:
Buttigieg: "Sudden Onset AIDS"
Warren: "Horrible Tomahawk Accident"
Bloomberg: "Tragic Hunting Accident"
Posted by: Bert G at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (OMsf+)
Bloomberg: Hit by a truck. Truck driver didn't see the short person in the road.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: red speck at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (nrC0n)
Just to watch her squirm for relevance.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (gd9RK)
And the best GOTV operations of all time.
And the best...
Yet she will never be president, funny that.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (WafOK)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (T5qU9)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: Ripley at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: aelfheld at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (4e+hS)
If you're gonna win in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the Band.
Posted by: Beto at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (NP/9a)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (QtyI0)
Remember when cocksucker obama and other leftists used to say the job of president is now too big for just one man?
They actually said that, if you don't remember.
That should've rung alarm bells.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (6YF1D)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (xPJvm)
Obama's church would have been immersed in the details.
Posted by: MikeN at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (o/eHL)
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (8erNz)
it is probably as simple as she wants another shot at Trump. She wants
to win and erase those Javitts Center blues. But really, who would be so
dumb as to pick her for veep? I won't say anymore and just leave it
there.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (n13/j)
Go home Hillary, you are drunk.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (/Qrp2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (rpxSz)
And only together can they defeat Trump.
the It Take A Village People
Posted by: x at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (nFwvY)
He does keep coming back for second helpings.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (T5qU9)
Posted by: teh wind at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (ioYX6)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (4e+hS)
The thang is laughter. She's so unintentionally hilarious. This shit is comedy gold.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (yL25O)
"Is the 2020 Democratic presidential primary in Alabama in jeopardy?" http://bit.ly/3bfLtKp
From September but I don't know if this is resolved yet.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (2pVFZ)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (QtyI0)
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Suit of armor + food taster.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (/669Q)
More like, "I believe in serving up my country to our enemies."
Posted by: Archer at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (gmo/4)
The scary part is, that's her real laugh.
Did the hairpins fly out?
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: febar at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (2oXp3)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (goH3T)
At what cost, sir? At what cost?
Seriously, Plastic Surgery is not getting better is it?
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (T5qU9)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (4e+hS)
The thang is laughter. She's so unintentionally hilarious. This shit is comedy gold.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est
unlike the left, you go with the easy material
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (8erNz)
Oh LORD above, please visit this tribulation upon the Democrats. Let there be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Do this and I shall praise Your name always.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (/669Q)
bluebell, you may be on to something!
Come to think of it, where's Mel?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (sy5kK)
And only together can they defeat Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM
It won't be a Super President without a spiritual component.
Posted by: Marianne Williamson at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (NP/9a)
And there's no way in hell the Bernie Bros are going to want her as VP.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (QtyI0)
Posted by: febar
lets be realistic here
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: OCBill at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (Ij9pi)
I will happily serve my country for a small fee.----Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Archer at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (gmo/4)
WTF - Ellen Degeneres is a fucking alien, now.
Posted by: garrett
This is what a 60 year old dyke looks like when she dresses, cuts her hair, and acts like a 9 year old boy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (6YF1D)
Yes. We can't seem to find any.
Trump will win Bama by 40.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (XrCyE)
Oh LORD above, please visit this tribulation upon the Democrats. Let there be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Do this and I shall praise Your name always."
Explanation: Putin did it.
Rinse, repeat.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (T5qU9)
Uriel would only enter their hosts to condemn and to destroy.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (2pVFZ)
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (So0JQ)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (goH3T)
https://tinyurl.com/z96bzh6
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (n13/j)
Besides, which candidate would be willing to tempt fate knowing of the deeply weird and bad ends to a number of former Clinton associates?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (VVbgV)
Posted by: Yawrate at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (U2SYP)
finally.
progress.
This is why they are called the Progressive Party.
After all, it's only math.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020
*
*
I had just turned 15 at the time of the Dem convention, and was totally uninterested in TV news. I only heard about the violence when people were discussing it between classes at my new high school.
Though I do remember the announcements of King being shot, and of Robert Kennedy being killed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (Ejm1K)
Gots to be a black face on that ballot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Hillary Vagina Candles for Peace at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (U9Qbt)
=====
It will become the new hot Japanese light novel. "I Won The Nomination With Hillary Clinton As My Running Mate, But Became A King In Another World Instead".
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (W+kMI)
Vice President Voltron.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (lBeMA)
Ahem.
Posted by: Frequent Flier Miles at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (T5qU9)
Posted by: 13times at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Archer at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (gmo/4)
1 he hates her.
b He likes being alive.
Posted by: Big V at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (y/fJ4)
Oh LORD above, please visit this tribulation upon the Democrats. Let there be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Do this and I shall praise Your name always.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (W+kMI)
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You left out retaking the House and adding one seat in the Senate thus allowing Mitch to tell Romney, Collins, and Murkowski to F-off.
Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (T5qU9)
Nice !
Had to read it a couple of times though.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (U9Qbt)
There will be no more embarrassing episodes this time around.
Hillary is preparing for her campaign at Boston Dynamics:
https://tinyurl.com/smyoqbu
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (AzW6q)
There is more graft to be gotten by grifters in a presidential.
Posted by: Clarabell at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Uriel, Angel of Death at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (EZD3+)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (FZYNt)
Not so fast, Eyebrow Boy....
Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Urizen at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (R1mcO)
Posted by: Hillary Vagina Candles for Peace at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM
OK, there's certain lines that just shouldn't be crossed. What is wrong with you? !!! But a small thanks, I will most likely skip dinner now, which I am trying to lose about 10 lbs. so, there's that I suppose.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I'm your Huckleberry
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (FZYNt)
Step off, Fidel.
Posted by: Governor Coonman at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (2pVFZ)
Even with all the out of state help then, his margin of victory was less than the write in vote count.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (QtyI0)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (T5qU9)
Posted by: Richard Nixon at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (WSVNe)
Uriel would only enter their hosts to condemn and to destroy.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (9t0Zz)
Of course his little brother Urkel will be glad to come over, smoke a blunt, and talk about the great times he had when he was President.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (Kpl3J)
Addition isn't really math, it's just counting. 1, 2, 3, 4, ... 55 people sat in the Bernie corner. 1, 2, 3, 4, ... 72 people sat in the Buttigieg corner. OK, so that's 72 for Mayor Pete and 55 for Senator Commie.
It's not even math.
Posted by: Iowa at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (drs22)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (lBeMA)
So she would be bringing something to the table.
Besides cyanide.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (vj2UT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Trump 2024 at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (T5qU9)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (vEIlU)
Combined age: 149
Posted by: Vanya at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (A3r0c)
Posted by: Fallen Angel Marchosias at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: ... at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (uEbPt)
-- How's your husband (who loves separately and is known to have a sidepiece nicknamed "energizer bunny")?
-- How's your boring, not so smart daughter who can only manage working for the family and her ugly brood?
-- How are your hobbies of offing critics and taking payola from foreign tyrants?
-- Do anything fun with your creepy pedo/criminal friends - the ones not in jail, dead, or being prosecuted? Are there any left?
They have to pretend she's still relevant, still interesting, still has any sway in the party...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020
Indeed. The first wisp of carpet on a Playmate in July.
Posted by: J. Random Commenter at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (NP/9a)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM
So like her time with Bill then.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (lBeMA)
Besides, which candidate would be willing to tempt fate knowing of the deeply weird and bad ends to a number of former Clinton associates?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
41 at last count.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: Jmel at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (OeWgo)
And only together can they defeat Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM
But only if they can combine and form the giant robot.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (JXKKq)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: mrp at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Jmel at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (OeWgo)
Hate. He hasn't done anything to inspire fear.
Yet.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (So0JQ)
If Hillary Clinton were VP, we'd be treated to the spectacle of the FBI and SS being completely unable to explain how an intruder managed to kill the President in a botched robbery at the White House and escape undetected.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (AzW6q)
Day after Super Tuesday? First day of the Democrat convention?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (AJ/mV)
Yeah yeah many have tuned them out. But still. It's so infuriating and depressing that a key unofficial institution of an open society has been destroyed. All the borrowed trouble and injustice and damage and opportunity cost of an America that is so, so uninformed and misinformed.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (El6T/)
Beeyotch, please.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (JoUsr)
To Serve America
By Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Vanya at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (A3r0c)
Posted by: Jmel
Hate.
Until the 1st one is arrested.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (xGZ+b)
I remember around 2012 when Romney shit the bed hearing Trump several times on the radio when he called into various programs and talked about the political situation. He said exactly the same things then that he said 4 years later. The hosts would always ask him he if was going to run and he'd say I might run. If things don't get better I think I'll have to run because I can fix the problems.
In retrospect those phone calls was Trump setting up a run by getting himself out there. I think the birth certificate thing (which was absolutely hilarious by the way I still remember the faces of those lib journos when Trump said it was a fake) was also Trump positioning himself to run.
There's an interesting story I heard a couple of years ago about Trump and Melania watching the Ferguson riots on television and Melania turned to Trump and said now the country is ready for you. That's fairly dramatic but regardless Trump deciding to run was something he'd been setting up for a long time. I mean a serious run not flirting with the Reform Party thing he did way back.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Jmel at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (OeWgo)''
they hate him and fear he will keep them out of power. They don't really fear anyone, they are Masters of the Universe in their minds. But it is power they crave.
Same reason I believe in general we should be taking power back. Trump is doing a lot of that with regulations alone.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (n13/j)
I was only able to catch a few minutes of the Trump on the radio and some of the comments. Employment sucks.
I can't understand why the FNC isn't full of the trump tirade.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (gd9RK)
-- How's your husband (who loves separately and is known to have a sidepiece nicknamed "energizer bunny")?
i know it's a typo, but it made me laugh.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (Y8OTr)
I wonder which MSM NPC is going to be the 1st one to have a complete, shit-smearing breakdown live on TV.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (VVbgV)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (bDqIh).
You absolutely nailed it. The lust for power is the only thing that ever drove her. Without it, she has nothing, and her entire career of backstabbing, frontstabbing, and sidestabbing was all for nothing. Getting her hands on the levers of power is the only thing that justifies all of the sacrifice and humiliation (like being married to Bill.)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 06, 2020 04:54 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (JRaU+)
I am not going to be convinced until the SC primary I have seen these play too many times. Sell outs usually win Iowa, weirdos win New Hampshire, and the old school Dem wins SC.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:54 PM (n13/j)
Day after Super Tuesday? First day of the Democrat convention?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (bDqIh)
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Okay, I'll take second day of the Dem convention.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:54 PM (/669Q)
Now it would make sense from an influence peddling standpoint--restart the Clinton Foundation--but at her age and with her current wealth is it even worth it? Maybe to prevent future investigations...
People are pushing the ideal but lazy ass Michelle Obama is more likely IMO, and this is a big stretch.
But hubris...
Posted by: Keith at February 06, 2020 04:54 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (JRaU+)
When Trump wins in November, which journo will be first to call for his assassination live on the air?
*pushes chips to the "Keith Olbermann* square*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (AzW6q)
Think Deval got more votes than Yang in Iowa (like 16 to 15, but still). He's running ads, he's still technically running.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lizzy
___________________
Hey, DistHillary, why don't you show our audience some of your yoga routines?
Posted by: Furious George at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (g/u4p)
Thank you!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (NWiLs)
I just want the folding chair concession at the Dem convention.
Looking for something good to say, by comparison the Hindenburg turned out ... not so bad after all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (6JYGT)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
Some of us have done okay, nothing like you lot but okay, without arkancide and otherwise criminality. We even kinda accepted your husband 'cause he didn't screw things up too badly. Now you just go to hell, please.
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (8erNz)
She has nothing else.
Posted by: Lizzy
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She's got a daughter and a couple of grandkids. She could take up a long-neglected hobby. She could go on a permanent shopping trip.
But you're right, all that is actually nothing to her. The White House was everything -- an eff-you to all her enemies (especially Bill and Barack) to prove she could do it. I don't even think it's so much all the lost Things She Would Do if she were in there -- it's the sheer failure to get in.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (13CQC)
Day after Super Tuesday? First day of the Democrat convention?
Posted by: Lizzy
Third day of Convention. It'll take the BernieBros that long to realize they are getting fucked. 1st day is a party. 2nd day shit gets real. Third day = fireworks.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,696 of ongoing coup against candidate/President-elect/President Trump
at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (pkdUO)
When Trump wins in November, which journo will be first to call for his assassination live on the air?
*pushes chips to the "Keith Olbermann* square*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
are we relaxing the qualifications for "journalist"?
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (Bd48Y)
The first thing on my recommended list was a Czech M10 gas mask with a notice that only 19 are left in stock.
Do y'all know something I don't?
Posted by: Big V at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (y/fJ4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (VVbgV)
I look forward to the cast members of the View tearing a guest apart and eating him on live TV.
Posted by: Vanya at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (A3r0c)
FYI
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (El6T/)
*pushes chips to the "Keith Olbermann* square*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (AzW6q)
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Don LeMon. Or Cenk Wyghur or whatever his name is.
I've got to write all this down. I'm not usually a betting person.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (g/u4p)
Ok, here. Time for my nap....
Posted by: Joe Biden, Navigator of the No Malarkey Express at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (AFSld)
204. That is fair enough. I am beginning to wonder if Biden actually
goes to SC now, or finds a graceful way out. But you are right, SC is
kind to establishment Dems.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (JRaU+)
if that happens it is wide open for sure. I could even see bute edge edge doing well there unless they give up and vote Bernie.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (n13/j)
It is probably very difficult for her to accept the thing that she has KNOWN forever, is simply not to be.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (drs22)
"It's impossible. It's a joke," she said.
https://tinyurl.com/qpmr9dk
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (sWM8x)
Do you think the Democrats hate or fear POTUS?
Posted by: Jmel at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (OeWgo)
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Hate. They know the Swamp will survive, so nothing to fear.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (13CQC)
Wait, Joe Scarborough built a shrine to Bob Mueller in his freakin' living room. I'm changing my bet to Joe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (dUJdY)
How do you get away with just not paying a judgement against you by the court, re: Bidens brother.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Caliban at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (qEujL)
She's on her way to surpassing the Buffalo Bills.
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (1+J19)
Wide right. Wide left. I think she has.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (hKi6n)
@jeffzeleny
· 4h
NEW: The Iowa Democratic Party did not have advance warning that @TomPerez was calling for a recanvass of the Iowa caucus results, two people familiar with the matter tell @CNN. Perez doesn't point out that the DNC has been running the show in Iowa for the last 48 hours.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (VVbgV)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (JRaU+)
Got a map, it's from 1965 and got mustard stains on, it, kinda yellow.
So it's near Vermont right? *angrily swats at an intern* No I can do
this. See here, we go, um, up, I mean north, and then get the Interstate
all the way to, shut up, I've got this, you wanna wrestle me? Huh?
Where's DrJill? What kind of shampoo do you use, it smells nice. Come
here. No, up, up, I mean north! That way.
Ok, here. Time for my nap....
Posted by: Joe Biden, Navigator of the No Malarkey Express at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (IttZ7)
we prefer to call it "notch".
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (4e+hS)
Odds are things will be settled out well before Milwaukee. The logic of the process, $$$, etc.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (6JYGT)
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Yeah, it's all fun and games until they go Bobby Knight on you. Wear a suit of armor.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Vanya
that could happen any day Meggie Mac skips breakfast
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (FZYNt)
Um guys, we're still friends, right?
Posted by: Slovakia at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (drs22)
Who would have been the 2nd vote to convict if here were still around.
Posted by: Keith at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: The estates of Albert Broccoli and Ian Fleming at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (OUkUA)
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (GWDdA)
Posted by: Quint
___________
True. McCain won the SC primary in 2008.
Posted by: Furious George at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (WQZ1O)
Well, The Deep State does seem to be run at the behest and benefit of the Clinton Crime family, the nexus if you will.
So that would be something to bring up on one of these gab shows.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (0keV9)
SNIP
.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (j3npP)
Trump tackling the Birth Certificate issue was a great gift to Republicans.
Obama could have settled the issue at any time during either his candidacy or his presidency, but he chose not to do so because it was easier to have any Republican politician stumble over themselves trying to reconcile the truth with their base when a Democratic Operative (a/k/a a MSM Reporter) would ask them that question to knock them off their talking points.
Trump took one for the team, taking all the heat, and stepping it up in true counter-puncher style, until Obama just released the info out of frustration that he couldn't shake Trump; he was a private citizen, and he didn't give a rip.
IIRC, no one from the GOP ever thanked him for taking that heat for them.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM (r1BWX)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (dUJdY)
Had a phone pre-interview this morning. Seemed to go well, hoping to hear about next steps soon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM (NWiLs)
FYI
Posted by: rhomboid
Are they even going to have a candidate by convention time?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM (fjZl+)
I'd love seeing AOC watching Road Runner cartoons. Her little brain would short-circuit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rick in SK
Which one?
9-10 am
or
10-11 am?
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (OUkUA)
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (So0JQ)
Beeyotch, please.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (JoUsr)
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....on a platter....to the highest bidder.
Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: Monty James at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (aNZO8)
Posted by: Shit Happens
Sgt Schultz is mort?
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (s794k)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (dUJdY)
Bernie sticker on a Tesla. In front of me at the stoplight.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (fjZl+)
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Please tell me it's a Tesla with a "FEEL THE BERN" sticker. Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (AzW6q)
Beeyotch, please.
Except her country is Ukraine and Qatar.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020
Shocking!
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (OUkUA)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (El6T/)
Mika and Joe
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Hepcat at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Peter Bootyjuice at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (sWM8x)
I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight.
Posted by: jwest at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (U6f/q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Your the biggest I have ever had
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: The estates of Albert Broccoli
Never Say Never Again famously wasn't a Broccoli film.
Posted by: that afternoon movie pedant at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Miklos, with geometric logic at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Bernie sticker on a Tesla. In front of me at the stoplight.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (fjZl+)
I'd put a TRUMP sticker on our Tesla (yeah) but we're in California and my wife probably doesn't want it keyed.
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (dUJdY)
Thanks!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hepcat at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (5b+Sr)
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Are they even going to have Iowa counted by convention time?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Furious George at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (9vQJW)
McCain won New Hampshire in 2000 and the party fave GWB stopped him cold in SC It was horribly divisive and dirty. But McCAin had to be stopped.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (j3npP)
It was, however, actually a decent film. At least I thought it was.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Caliban at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (8erNz)
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Just get the TRUMP sticker AND one of those South African flamethrower/car alarms.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (AD3JT)
________
That's an incomplete sentence, Hillary. The implied ending is "... over to a foreign country, especially an enemy, for some of those millions in sweet, sweet filthy lucre."
F*cking traitor.
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,696 of ongoing coup against candidate/President-elect/President Trump
at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (YPI2Q)
Posted by: Allie at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (sW10E)
https://tinyurl.com/wejyybw
(link goes to the New Neo, so it's safe)
Somehow I can't see Mrs. Bubba as Schiff-for-brains' VP.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (So0JQ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (JRaU+)
Here in Texas there's a large black vote (especially on my side of the state) and it's been obvious for a long time that black voters turn out in big numbers when there's a candidate that makes a big deal out of personally appealing to them, or of course being one of them - but if that don't happen, they stay at home on election day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: USDA Documentaries at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (OUkUA)
Who'd figure that Schultz would croak before that crackhead Beckel?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (n13/j)
@dcexaminer 3m
Things are getting worse in China.
A top official has ordered authorities go house-to-house and send those infected to quarantine internment camps.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (VVbgV)
Posted by: Rick in SK
Which one?
9-10 am
or
10-11 am?
Posted by: Joe Mama
,.........
elevenses
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (so+oy)
I approve.
Posted by: FDR at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (AFSld)
It was, however, actually a decent film. At least I thought it was.
It had scantily clad unknown Kim Bassinger.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (gd9RK)
In the field below, under the X, "Not Hate."
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (19x/N)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (s794k)
Hell I would lock a suicide vest on her and trigger it to go off if my heart beat stopped.
Posted by: Picric at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (nonGu)
Incidentally, Never Say Never, Again was a great Bond movie.
For me, as a mere boy, to see Sean Connery reprise his role as 007 was exciting.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (6YF1D)
Or pull a beam out of your own eye.
Or, come to think of it...
Jam a camel through the eye of a needle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (tT0V4)
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of Limbo roar.
Posted by: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry of the Empty Vaults at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (R1mcO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (VVbgV)
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Saw a video of heathen Chinee soldiers grabbing someone off the street and shoving them into a box in the back of a pickup. Surreal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (AzW6q)
campaign in NV is imploding. Pulled ad buys, now a large chunk of staff
quit. (oh - women, and not white - in the new Nazi Germany/apartheid
South Africa that is America to these idiot racists, THIS is the
important detail)
FYI
Posted by: rhomboid
Are they even going to have a candidate by convention time?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM
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If warren drops out, sanders gets her people by default. No way the dnc can bugger numbers that big.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (JUOKG)
Yes, and Klaus Maria Brandauer was a terrific villain.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Aka 6 days to build "hospital".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (KB5yB)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (WQZ1O)
Next thing you know Rep. Donkeychompers will be telling us you can't really swallow a camel!
And why are you trying to get my goat when I don't even have a goat? Or is it, like, when I'm doing goat yoga, because that's, um, new and stuff, so why have you been trying steal my imaginary goat - that sounds like a PETA thing. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (bDqIh)
https://tinyurl.com/wejyybw
(link goes to the New Neo, so it's safe)
Last year, remember, some of Progda were openly dazzled at the thought of Michael Avenetti running for President.
I wouldn't sweat the Schiff stuff.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (sy5kK)
In the field below, under the X, "Not Hate."
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (19x/N)
The one I like says "You wear your X. I wear mine."
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (So0JQ)
"Patriotic duty"
"Public service"
....
"Now I gotta go fix all the shit you assclowns have been fucking up for the last half century, just so I can have a decent country to make money in. Fuckers."
Yeah. I like the last guy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (Ct55T)
It's got a thing that snaps pictures of people getting close in front of the car, but not sides/rear.
And why Tesla? 3.2 seconds 0-60 and every bit of it usable all the time. It's a f'n rocket. I don't give a shit about CO2, but it slams you back in the seat with a stupid grin every time your foot goes down.
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 06, 2020 05:09 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 06, 2020 05:09 PM (tkNkP)
How much pot are we talkin?
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 06, 2020 05:09 PM (88+cf)
Jack?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 06, 2020 05:09 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM
Yep, about a year and a half ago. He was a local *conservative* host & sports play-by-play guy here in Fargo before he decided he had a better niche as a national-market liberal than as a local-market conservative.
Posted by: ptschett at February 06, 2020 05:09 PM (uHE/j)
The long vs crossbow debate is rekindled:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7974253
A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (JRaU+)
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One Bain Capital guy was enough for lifetime.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (gd9RK)
One of the most beautiful women in the world...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (dLLD6)
expected to be Kirstin Gillibrand, Senator from New York, Cory Booker,
Senator from New Jersey, and Uriel, the Angel of Death."
I've never commented on this blog before, but holy shit this line killed me.
Much like Uriel, the Angel of Death.
And Hillary.
Posted by: Atcguy at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (ruRu5)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (Ct55T)
Things are getting worse in China.
A top official has ordered authorities go house-to-house and send those infected to quarantine internment camps.
Never mind that big pit, comrade, we're putting in a swimming pool...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK)
Man, no good deed goes unpunished!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (KB5yB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM
I'm currently available.
Posted by: R. "Demetrius" O'Rourke at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (NP/9a)
Tom Friedman agrees!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)
After impeachment acquittal, Bill Clinton was "profoundly sorry." Trump not so much.
-
That's because while BJ deserved impeachment, the accusations against Trump were bullshit!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (+y/Ru)
I'm not sweating it; I'm LOLing at the thought of Schiff and Hilldawg on the Dem ticket.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (pPNCa)
++++++++++++
FIFH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Rasputin at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (gtKRu)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (7ZQe3)
If the chinese were smart, they'd be experimenting virus drugs on all those muslims they're re-educating.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (6YF1D)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7974253
A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK)
Maybe it was a mercy kill?
You don't wanna live without a larynx, bro.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: BiggieRealSmalls at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (ckQml)
My favorite part of the last Presidential campaign - where Hillary's staff rounded up the reporters and told them that they can't go anywhere -
Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (JXKKq)
The pa and the squaw.
The flake and the fake.
The commie and the swami.
The sickle and the tomahawk.
And all the arm waving!!
Posted by: Caliban at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (7ZQe3)
He's a walking hot take that's been in the fridge overnight and microwaved about 30s not long enough.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (Ct55T)
This requires evaluation. I'll pay for the hotel room. And the oil.
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (8erNz)
Seconded about Basinger. She just married poorly.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Bill at February 06, 2020 04:32 PM (1+J19)
Yeah, never stop!!!
Posted by: Huma's Strap-on at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (jjaLl)
The pa and the squaw.
The flake and the fake.
The commie and the swami.
The sickle and the tomahawk.
And all the arm waving!!
Posted by: Caliban at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (qEujL)
Why / How
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:13 PM (Ct55T)
Hillary Clinton's primary opponents for the Vice President slot are expected to be Kirstin Gillibrand, Senator from New York, Cory Booker, Senator from New Jersey, and Uriel, the Angel of Death.
Two of those three will assume room temperature by the time of the convention.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2020 05:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 05:13 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK)
I will never own a dog that has a legit shot of kicking my ass.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 05:13 PM (So0JQ)
Challenge accepted.
Posted by: Stupordelegates at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM==
I asked a question of some D colleagues yesterday about if they thought there'd be a brokered convention.
They clumsily but effectively avoided the issue by discovering they had to be some place else right then.
Posted by: corn and beans at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK)
wth? So many questions. one is did the almost total gun ban kill this guy? And two, how dumb and reckless was the neighbor?
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (n13/j)
How do you like me now?
Posted by: JOE BIDEN at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (lMn1U)
All little Bret gives on his Special Report panel is Mollie, and not every show.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (19x/N)
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Bring out your dead! And mostly dead!x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK)
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We need to have a national conversation (TM) about dangerous breeds.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (s794k)
Yep. First time Joe went to sniff Hillary's hair Huma would slap the shit outta him.
Posted by: tbodie at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (FE+I8)
With that luck, I'm going with "Jeremy Corbyn."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (7ZQe3)
Hey, you gotta do what ya gotta do.
Posted by: Juan's accountant and wealth manager at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK)
...
We need to have a national conversation (TM) about dangerous breeds.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (yL25O)
And bad aim.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 05:13 PM
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We had a 100 pound Akita that would have killed anyone messing with my wife. He was a good security dog when I was out driving a truck.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (JUOKG)
Day after Super Tuesday? First day of the Democrat convention?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (bDqIh)
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Okay, I'll take second day of the Dem convention.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:54 PM
Dang, that was my pick! Can we split the pot?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (lBeMA)
This requires evaluation. I'll pay for the hotel room. And the oil.
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (8erNz)
The only way to judge if a woman is TRULY beautiful?
Is how she looks waking in your arms, the next morning.
The rest can be due to good packaging and makeup.
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (NgKpN)
In the field below, under the X, "Not Hate." "
Ever see South Carolina's "Sons of Confederate Veterans" plates.
I wish I were qualified to get one.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK)
oops
Posted by: JoeF. at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (CqE5x)
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of Limbo roar.
My energy's spent at last
And my armor is destroyed
I have used up all my weapons and I'm helpless and bereaved
Wounds are all I'm made of
Did I hear you say "with a cloth?"
Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (JXKKq)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (7ZQe3)
He's gotta spout the Dem line, no matter how stupid it is. That's his role.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (d6Ksn)
The rest can be due to good packaging and makeup.
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (NgKpN)
True love is waking up with a shoulder covered in drool and not minding so much.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (Ct55T)
What if they're always gone in the morning... through the window...with my money?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (s794k)
I don't tell this story usually, because for some reason it embarrasses Hunter.
But Hunter was a butt-baby. No reason to be ashamed of that in this day and age.
Yup, he's a butt-baby. Got knocked up with him during the Stonewall Riots.
I don't know which one of the Village People is the father, but all of those brave, costumed queens stuck it to me during our historic stand for gay rights.
Word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK)
...
We need to have a national conversation (TM) about dangerous breeds.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (yL25O)
Clearly Great Britain is in need of Crossbow control.
But must have been an immigrant, otherwise the superior Longbow would have been used.
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (H8QX8)
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Mollie Hemingway called her a Pretendian in the piece JJ linked this morning. That was a new one on me.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (g/u4p)
"But wait, there's more!"
Posted by: Picric at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (nonGu)
LOLGF
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (pNxlR)
Trump would never apologize, but even if he did, the next thing would be. "So you lied about making a perfect call?! We must impeach!"
Posted by: JoeF. at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (CqE5x)
One of our four is a 15lb rat terrier.
His history was troublesome, I'm not sure how the rescue people got him out of the central Californa desert.
He's a desert dog. He wants to be under blankets, under bedding, every minute he can.
And, love him as I do, he's still a nasty snarling little bastard sometimes when you're trying to get him out of the covers.
One minute he's nipping at you, next minute he's licking you.
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (8erNz)
What if they're always gone in the morning... through the window...with my money?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (AFSld)
You get what you pay for.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (Ct55T)
With that luck, I'm going with "Jeremy Corbyn."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I prefer a narwhal tusk, I favor the old ways.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (El6T/)
I like the more round puppy dog eyes like Zooey, who's my snugly luby pooms.
Yall people snickering right now can fuck off. Get off my lawn.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020
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Any acting teacher could do a lot worse than to screen Brandauer's performance and say to his students, "There. That is how you do it."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2020 05:18 PM (Ejm1K)
Little Mike/Big Mike =====>!
Because I am a genius.
Posted by: Little Mike at February 06, 2020 05:18 PM (C6xeQ)
************
He did apologize, to his family for what they had to ensure, and to Utah for Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (+dsLj)
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We draw the veil of good taste over Urinal, the Angel of Incontinence.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (jW9oF)
Yall people snickering right now can fuck off. Get off my lawn.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 06, 2020
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I have the odd desire to simultaneously protect Zooey Deschanel from danger and to take her to bed for days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Ben Had
Bastards better not come out against me again.--God
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (FTlwv)
I grabbed a compound bow and went outside to confront the beast. Before let an arrow fly I thought better of the whole thing. Do I really want to send an arrow downrange (another yard) if I miss?
ok, this has nothing to do with the previously mentioned situation. The guy was trying to help I guess. But damn, a crossbow? That is on the UK and that guy though I bet he is miserable and there is no reason to pile on.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (n13/j)
Agreed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (AFSld)
The crossbow thing was in Massachusetts. The DM has a big presence here. You'll note they have both a US and UK home page.
According to the story, the dead man had barricaded himself in a room, trying to get away from the dogs. The neighbor came the house, hearing the commotion and shot at one of the dogs. The bolt went through the door and struck the man inside behind it, killing him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK)
I suddenly had a vision of a man laying on the ground, surrounded by 3 dachsunds, and his neighbor standing there with the crossbow saying "Ooopsie".
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (Kpl3J)
One minute he's nipping at you, next minute he's licking you.
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (8erNz)
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Sounds like WD!
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:20 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (Kpl3J)
As he saunters into his neighbor's shed and takes his weed whacker back.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (Ct55T)
Again, this happened here in Mass, not the UK. The DM has its own US operation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (rCwaK)
Is how she looks waking in your arms, the next morning.
Posted by: Don Quixote
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During college, this was an unknown experience for me. I did however wake up once or twice with an arm chewed off underneath me.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (g/u4p)
I once had a sick possum scratching at my door late at night. The sound was early as hell and this was a a glass door so I could see it. I didn't know what to do but this huge ugly thing was pulling Damien type stuff.
I grabbed a compound bow and went outside to confront the beast. Before let an arrow fly I thought better of the whole thing. Do I really want to send an arrow downrange (another yard) if I miss?
ok, this has nothing to do with the previously mentioned situation. The guy was trying to help I guess. But damn, a crossbow? That is on the UK and that guy though I bet he is miserable and there is no reason to pile on.
Posted by: Quint
It's situations like these that make me consider keeping one of those CO2 pellet pistols handy. Or whatever they are.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (6YF1D)
Look, dude, there's people out there watching this shit saying 'Oh, look at these people, a Kim Basinger/Zooey Deschanel threesome, they're yucky, why aren't they aren't they on the stand with Harvey?'
Never mind we're completely right, and it's something God ordained for the righeous.
But we just need to keep it down a...oh, I guess I failed on that.
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (8erNz)
I snapped a photo the other day and just just now to turn it into the very first new zomblog post in over a year:
http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=2183
The Progressive Stack As It Now Stands
"...
The sign lists the progressive stack rankings as of February 2020 like so:
# Take Care of
Muslim
Black
Women
Queer
Latinx
Native
Immigrant
P.O.C.
Trans
Disabled
L.G.B.T.Q.+
Low Income
Activist
Refugee
Undocumented
Incarcerated
Friends, Family & Community."
It's a perfect example of what is known as the "progressive stack," a ranked hierarchy of minority groups, with those deemed to be the most oppressed given the highest status.
When the term "progressive stack" first appeared a few years ago, it specifically referred to the waiting list for speakers at left-wing meetings, with minorities being allowed to speak first ahead of white men. But disputes arose as to which minorities got to speak ahead of which other minorities, so a formalized ranking of minority demographics evolved, with those higher on the list getting priority over those lower down. (Needless to say, white cisgendered able-bodied straight men by definition are at the very bottom of the progressive stack, and are ranked so low that they are always excluded from the list altogether.)
From its humble beginnings as a guide for who gets to cut in line for the microphone at socialist gatherings, the progressive stack has evolved into a new caste system, a complete re-ordering of social classes intended to reverse historical mainstream norms, with straight people, white people and men now deemed to be the new Untouchables.
...etc., in classic zombietime style!
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (g/u4p)
Angels: "Which one of us should do it, God?"
God: "Wait a minute, cancel that...Joe just picked Hillary to be his VP..."
Posted by: Boswell at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (ySK7x)
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Say what you will about cats. They wait until you are dead to eat you.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (vj2UT)
Posted by: Ralph Wiggum Reloading His Crossbow at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (g/u4p)
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If not, we're pretty close to it.
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (+y/Ru)
We didn't ask him to pass moral judgment. Besides the fact, that ain't his job.
He was asked to render a verdict as a matter of law and constitution based on the facts. This wasn't even close.
Most people understand this as an intellectual matter. They see the same evidence and it's plain as day the president wasn't guilty, and furthermore this was purely political.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (xx41w)
Psychiatrist: "Florida Man, you're ghey."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (sWM8x)
Angels: "Which one of us should do it, God?"
God: "Wait a minute, cancel that...Joe just picked Hillary to be his VP..."
Posted by: Boswell at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (32YRo)
"Oh, for My sake...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (Ct55T)
The neighbor came the house, hearing the commotion and shot at one of the dogs. The bolt went through the door and struck the man inside behind it, killing him.
Posted by: publius
What's that saying?
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:24 PM (6YF1D)
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:24 PM (6YF1D)
And crossbows.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (Ct55T)
All the "panels" are pre programmed reality shows.
Posted by: corn and beans at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (tkNkP)
The Donks ought to go whole hog and hire Ed Wood to direct this campaign.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Not weird enough.
Posted by: Zombie Fellini at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (CPk08)
late at night. The sound was early as hell and this was a a glass door
so I could see it. I didn't know what to do but this huge ugly thing was
pulling Damien type stuff.
I grabbed a compound bow and went outside to confront the beast.
Before let an arrow fly I thought better of the whole thing. Do I really
want to send an arrow downrange (another yard) if I miss?
ok, this has nothing to do with the previously mentioned situation.
The guy was trying to help I guess. But damn, a crossbow? That is on the
UK and that guy though I bet he is miserable and there is no reason to
pile on.
Posted by: Quint
It's situations like these that make me consider keeping one of those CO2 pellet pistols handy. Or whatever they are.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (6YF1D)
for this thing, it would have to be on hell of a pellet pistol. I guess the thing finally moved on. I was seriously going to let a broadhead fly in the middle of the night.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (n13/j)
On a Christian podcast that I listen to occasionally, a gal talking about the soft-core-porn Half Time show said that Jeffrey Epstein "did not kill himself, by the way."
Hah! Totally caught me off guard. New found respect for Jennifer.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Not weird enough.
Posted by: Zombie Fellini at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (CPk0
They've got more of a Lars von Trier vibe these days, anyway.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (g/u4p)
What's that saying?
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:24 PM (6YF1D)
And crossbows.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
And bad aim.
And lawyers.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (6YF1D)
Obviously, we need sensible crossbow reform.
Yesterday.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 06, 2020 05:26 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (g/u4p)
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Maybe! Thanks for your help, by the way.
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2020 05:26 PM (MVjcR)
What's that saying?
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:24 PM (6YF1D)
And crossbows.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
And bad aim.
And lawyers.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (6YF1D)
Now wait just a goddamn minute!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
specifically referred to the waiting list for speakers at left-wing
meetings, with minorities being allowed to speak first ahead of white
men."
Ironically, the most important speaker at events is usually last. Though I suppose this oppressive tool of the patriarchy will be swept away once the SJW's figure that out.
Posted by: Ripley at February 06, 2020 05:27 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (6YF1D)
Now wait just a goddamn minute!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
They're all hitchhiking back up topside after they beat the 'rap.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:27 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM
Suppressed lever, bolt or pump .22 rifle is your friend.
Sub-sonic ammo, frangible FTW.
Posted by: Col Cooper at February 06, 2020 05:28 PM (OUkUA)
You might need to shoot squirrels with it one day. Yes, the scope is actually useful. If you use the right pellets, it'll reach out and touch a tree rat from far enough away that you need a scope.
Posted by: simplemind at February 06, 2020 05:28 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (AFSld)
+++++++++++
Buy a safe?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (I2dne)
specifically referred to the waiting list for speakers at left-wing
meetings, with minorities being allowed to speak first ahead of white
men."
Ironically, the most important speaker at events is usually last. Though I suppose this oppressive tool of the patriarchy will be swept away once the SJW's figure that out.
Posted by: Ripley
Great point! I think I'll add it to the post, I'm so impressed!
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 06, 2020 05:30 PM (BRpqW)
But we just need to keep it down a...oh, I guess I failed on that.
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I lolzzed
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 06, 2020 05:30 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:30 PM (Ct55T)
Don't buy ammo, so kind of academic (reload). But I learned that today. But the damn store didn't have the reloading accessories I need. Trying to support brick/mortar gub business, but to no avail.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:31 PM (El6T/)
pellet pistol. I guess the thing finally moved on. I was seriously going
to let a broadhead fly in the middle of the night.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM
Suppressed lever, bolt or pump .22 rifle is your friend.
Sub-sonic ammo, frangible FTW.
Posted by: Col Cooper at February 06, 2020 05:28 PM (OUkUA)
agreed Jeff.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:31 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 05:32 PM (0keV9)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 06, 2020 05:32 PM (NP/9a)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:32 PM (El6T/)
@realDonaldTrump
Nevada, I hear you on Yucca Mountain and my Administration will RESPECT you! Congress and previous Administrations have long failed to find lasting solutions - my Administration is committed to exploring innovative approaches - I'm confident we can get it done!
Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2020 05:32 PM (G0vdT)
Gutfeld
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (PkVlr)
The one true weasel is the golden scalpweasel, and PDT is its prophet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:27 PM (Ct55T)
God: "Now wait a me-damn minute!"
Posted by: Boswell at February 06, 2020 05:33 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2020 05:33 PM (G0vdT)
Gutfeld
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (PkV
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Nailed it!
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2020 05:33 PM (wiXsO)
For the festering boil from Utah, as Yul Brenner as Pharaoh said of Moses, "Let his name be stricken from record!" and never said again.
I will allow Slick Willard, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:34 PM (rCwaK)
specifically referred to the waiting list for speakers at left-wing
meetings, with minorities being allowed to speak first ahead of white
men."
Ironically, the most important speaker at events is usually last. Though I suppose this oppressive tool of the patriarchy will be swept away once the SJW's figure that out.
Posted by: Ripley
****
So...not Dem chicks with nice sweater puppies?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2020 05:34 PM (knN6T)
You might need to shoot squirrels with it one day. Yes, the scope
is actually useful. If you use the right pellets, it'll reach out and
touch a tree rat from far enough away that you need a scope.
Posted by: simplemind at February 06, 2020 05:28 PM (C6xeQ)
i realize they have some that can push some serious fps. Really we all should have one for specific circumstances.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:34 PM (n13/j)
"Ironically, at traditional meetings and performances, the early speakers are considered unimportant "warm-up acts," while the most important speaker is always the climactic last speaker -- so the leftists who devised the progressive stack as a guide for who gets to speak "first" unwittingly reinforced old-fashioned values, by ensuring that white people always got the final say. Ooops!"
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2020 05:34 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs)
If Trump wants to win the west, he needs to appoint a commission to devise a plan to give back federal lands to the western states.
That might net him Oregon and Washington as well as other states.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (0keV9)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (knN6T)
Posted by: Sphynx at February 06, 2020 05:36 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs)
"I know the Dems are your people, but must you wallow with them?"
Posted by: Boswell at February 06, 2020 05:36 PM (32YRo)
Oh god. I'm watching the vid. She said "we need someone to get the country back on track" again.
That's what she was saying when she told us she was going to "take things from us."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 06, 2020 05:36 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Undead Slightly More Evil Hillary in Army of Darkness at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (85Gof)
Exactly so. Not even Swalwell, Waters, or AOC would be that stupid.
Posted by: Guy What Has a Rhyming Dictionary at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (qUFPp)
Because we all knew what he was going to do before any of it happened. Apparently God told him to do what he was going to do all along, isn't that convenient?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (oVJmc)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yx3bunoz
(scene from Lawrence of Arabia - the Arab National Council in Damascus)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: Dr_No at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (mu5GU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (gL/cc)
For critters, either a .22 magnum or .32 S&W Long/.32 ACP will do just fine for possums, squirrels, skunks, and other assorted varmints with not much muss and little fuss if you go to the .32 cartridges. .22LR is a bit light but can work if shot placement is excellent.
These cartridges work on human varmints too but shot placement is critical as these are suboptimal rounds.
Posted by: whig at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (4mWTc)
commission to devise a plan to give back federal lands to the western
states.
That might net him Oregon and Washington as well as other states.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (0keV9)
without knowing a thing about the issue, I still doubt this for some reason. My guess is that people that care about federal land are rural and already vote R. Washington State and Oregon are dominated politically by lefties in big cities. Do they really care about this?
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (n13/j)
Before I answer that, I need to go recheck the constitutional rules on what happens if a President dies after being elected, but before being inaugurated.
Posted by: Guy What Has a Rhyming Dictionary at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (qUFPp)
Wild stuff we're witnessing here, folks.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (El6T/)
That might net him Oregon and Washington as well as other states.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (0keV9)
Do the people in Portland and Seattle and Vegas care about that?
Posted by: clutch at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (I2dne)
____
RAID
Posted by: Just Lily at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (vj2UT)
Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (n13/j)
Eastern Oregon and Washington should be carved off and formed into a new state. It would be deep red.
Washegon? Oreington?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (j3npP)
No one in their right mind would name Hillary as their VP.
You'd have to dodge assassination from inside your own administration.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Name just one Democrat in their right mind, seriously.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (jruDi)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (jruDi)
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Yeah, BC is going to have to narrow that field down.
Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (jruDi)
Beat me to it.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (jY2kO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Cheapest would be sodium hypochlorite. (Bleach)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (fjZl+)
Wild stuff we're witnessing here, folks.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (El6T/)
but Mitt put it in play. By making a huge show of his faith and conscience, he made it out as if every other Repub based his vote on other considerations. It was his call to wrap it in faith and conscience.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (jruDi)
I'm in all of their minds. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Blowfly Larvae at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (6YF1D)
You wanna hope it's not Sarin or some other nerve gas.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (pPNCa)
Epstein/Hillary 2020.
Oh.
Never mind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (6JYGT)
Two general favorites on reloading supplies that do pretty well are Midsouth Shooters Supply and Grafs and Sons and they ship quick.
Powder Valley usually has the best price for bulk reloading powder.
Posted by: whig at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: whig at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (EUDB2)
More than you could ever know.
Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth Ann Warren (D - MA) at February 06, 2020 05:43 PM (t+qrx)
You mean like Constitutional Law, or some such?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:43 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2020 05:43 PM (59YkD)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:43 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2020 05:43 PM (4mWTc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2020 05:44 PM (59YkD)
Posted by: whig at February 06, 2020 05:45 PM (EUDB2)
I guess just part of the national infantilization/dumbing-down anyway, but all this crap about "conscience" etc. on a vote that was a pretty narrow cold technical appraisal of a specific matter is just barf-inducing.
On the future will tell, but all these Dems voting for removal of a president for absolutely, facially ridiculous and frivolous reasons - it's rare that we see important things cheapened and trivialized/misused so dramatically.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:45 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 06, 2020 05:45 PM (sWM8x)
May his house be torn apart and may he impaled on a stake.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:45 PM (s794k)
Heavy and slow such as a cross bow bolt are a likely reason for
over penetration.
.22LR is a bit light but can work if shot placement is excellent.
These cartridges work on human varmints too but shot placement is critical as these are suboptimal rounds.
Posted by: whig
I would like to point out that the suboptimal 22LR round has killed more humans than all the others but its because once inside it tends to bounce around.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 06, 2020 05:45 PM (jruDi)
Posted by: Dr_No at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (mu5GU)
There's so many boutique distilleries and micro breweries these days she only needs to plan her campaign tour around these locations (as well as a nearby Costco or Sam's club) to keep her entourage to a minimum.
Otherwise it looks strange riding around in the Scooby Van while being followed by an 18 wheeler.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 06, 2020 05:46 PM (8B6Ng)
Sorry, I just can't get past the fuckwitted "spelling" of her name. Makes me think of bestiality.
And no, I don't care if she was named after the Salinger piece. Salinger was also a fuckwit.
Posted by: Guy What Has a Rhyming Dictionary at February 06, 2020 05:46 PM (qUFPp)
Washegon? Oreington?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (j3npP)
for sure. It might happen one day. It might just be that a lot of states realign.
So many of the states not longer work as devised. The people live in different worlds and they have different views on everything. The question is can they get back to having at least some common views that hold them together?
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:46 PM (n13/j)
Wild stuff we're witnessing here, folks.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (El6T/)
but Mitt put it in play. By making a huge show of his faith and conscience, he made it out as if every other Repub based his vote on other considerations. It was his call to wrap it in faith and conscience.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (n13/j)
Yep. Fuck Romney and the horse he rode in on. This motherfucker sure took Trump's endorsement for his Senate run and was fishing for a job after the election from the same man that Romney's faith says he can no longer support.
GET. THE. FUCK. OUTTA. HERE.
He's a coward and a globalist shill. I hope Trump destroys his career.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 05:47 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (I2dne)
Remember the the stuff the Russian special forces used on the terrorists in that theater?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2020 05:47 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 05:47 PM (j3npP)
To,late. That UTAH dog already destroyed his own career
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2020 05:48 PM (85Gof)
Just some accessories, dies, etc. I'm a Lee guy so I know where I'll be getting them - FS Reloading.
I also keep an eye out for local/used at deep discount - a lot of my set-up was acquired that way. The game, the obsession/challenge of lowering my cost basis for ammo as much as possible.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:48 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:49 PM (s794k)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:49 PM (s794k)
++++++++++
He's either lying to rook the credulous rubes or he means it, but worships the devil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:50 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:49 PM (s794k)
it wouldn't make any sense and he failed to protect the Constitution?
i have no problem with someone having faith or even invoking their faith. But Mitt is not dumb. He went against EVERYONE in his party. He then said he had to vote based on his faith and conscience. The elephant in the room was that he implied others did not. He got a push back as Rhomboid said. It is weird wild stuff ala Carson. But no way Mitt didn't know what he was implying.
he could have said he voted based on his interpretation of the law and the Constitution.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:56 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (El6T/)
Wild, beautiful and necessary.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:59 PM (H8QX8)
Hillary, and others of her ilk, truly live in a world of their own, which has only limited and fleeting contact with the real one...like on election day 2016.
Posted by: Skrapheap at February 06, 2020 06:01 PM (A1gh3)
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