Graphic Testimony in Harvey Weinstein Trial Suggests Disgraced Mogul Looks "Intersex"

Ugly stuff.


GRAPHIC testimony. Jessica Mann is asked to describe HW anatomy. She said she thought he was deformed, said he doesn't have testicles and looks like he has a vagina. She said he looked like a burn victim.

Another report quoted by a commenter said that the witness said he looked "intersex" (genderless).

You're welcome!

Unrelated: Adam Schiff warns "this body will die!" in effort to shame senators.

Posted by: Ace at 04:44 PM




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1 Thanks, ace.

Posted by: imp at January 31, 2020 04:44 PM (SFOr6)

2 gross

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 04:44 PM (ONvIw)

3 Thanks for that visual...

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 31, 2020 04:44 PM (t41dG)

4

Nothing like a no-genital Friday!

Posted by: imp at January 31, 2020 04:44 PM (SFOr6)

5 I think we might have finally found something that is an exception to Rule 34

Posted by: arminius256 at January 31, 2020 04:44 PM (382aI)

6 Lol the couple escorted out of Canada's lab after samples were sent to Wuhan had experience in both SARS and HIV.

The coincidences just keep piling up its remarkable

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 04:45 PM (CkB6s)

7 I think we might have finally found something that is an exception to Rule 34

Narrator: He was, in fact, horrifically wrong.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 31, 2020 04:45 PM (wCmLp)

8 Liz Warren wants to talk to him.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 04:45 PM (DuZls)

9 eeeeeew, yuck

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 04:45 PM (d7Ww2)

10


He's a titan of industry, after all.

/weeaboo

Posted by: imp at January 31, 2020 04:46 PM (SFOr6)

11 TMI

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2020 04:46 PM (CqE5x)

12 6 The Ebola transporting couple from U of Manitiba via China

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 04:46 PM (ONvIw)

13 And he has nice tits as well

Posted by: BadOrangeMan at January 31, 2020 04:46 PM (CLteG)

14 Well.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 31, 2020 04:46 PM (i16mG)

15 13: Moobs

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (ONvIw)

16 It is safe to say Ol`Harv ain`t packin.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (yhf6w)

17 So what?

Posted by: Dispatch Jonah at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (stQWR)

18 It's gross but it makes no sense. What did he use for all the raping and what did he do into the ficus?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (gd9RK)

19 Wait. so there is HIV in this Corona Virus?

Posted by: BadOrangeMan at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (CLteG)

20 Harvey Peensteen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

21 Have Harvey Weinstein and Jessica Yaniv ever been seen in the same room? Maybe Yaniv is Weinstein's alter ego.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (+lVUW)

22 Yes? And?

Posted by: French David at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (stQWR)

23 What's the big deal?

Posted by: Allahpundit at January 31, 2020 04:48 PM (stQWR)

24 Have Harvey Weinstein and Jessica Yaniv ever been seen in the same room? Maybe Yaniv is Weinstein's alter ego.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (+lVUW)

--------------

I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 31, 2020 04:48 PM (i16mG)

25 Thaaaaaaaaaaaanks, ace.

Posted by: pookysgirl, now worth 100 Grand (candy bar) at January 31, 2020 04:48 PM (XKZwp)

26 i threw up a little in my mouth

Posted by: fox at January 31, 2020 04:48 PM (3s9iz)

27 Sounds like she is also describing Nadless Nadler.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 31, 2020 04:48 PM (pw+jk)

28 18 It's gross but it makes no sense. What did he use for all the raping and what did he do into the ficus?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (gd9RK)

He is shooting testosterone, his nuts shrunk up, and he has a humongous gunt.

Posted by: BadOrangeMan at January 31, 2020 04:48 PM (CLteG)

29 I threw-up a little after reading this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2020 04:48 PM (3H9h1)

30 Harvey has probably has STD's for a few decades. I would not be surprised at all if he has had to have major operations.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 04:48 PM (JRaU+)

31 19
Wait. so there is HIV in this Corona Virus?

Posted by: BadOrangeMan at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (CLteG)

You got your Corona in my Gay Death Plague.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 04:48 PM (1CjJc)

32 No wonder he had to have an assistant give him "super v!agra" injections. The pills were not enough.

Posted by: Wethal at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (3RspO)

33 How is this news?

Posted by: Expert Tom at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (stQWR)

34 26: A fine way to end the work week

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (ONvIw)

35
any word from the ficus?

Posted by: Rutabaga at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (LilNs)

36 *looks in mirror*

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me so hard.

Posted by: Buffalo Harvey at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (oVJmc)

37 Please tell me that Weinstein's defense team is calling Oprah and Hillary as character witnesses.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (+lVUW)

38 SARS and HIV had butt sex and had a retard monkey-fish-frog baby and that's Wuhan.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (1ISKN)

39 Any information is too much

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (YslsA)

40 Too much information to me

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)

41 Omg.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

42 THX!

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (QLPEO)

43 So, you're saying I have a chance?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (pXwuO)

44 Ewwwww.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (4thlk)

45 This isn't significant!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (stQWR)

46 So from Free Trade to aaahh, Free...sumpin sumpin.

I can't even...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (axyOa)

47 Serious question, how did he ejaculate on the ficus?

Also, could this degenerate have had surgery to install a vagina where his balls were?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (CkB6s)

48

My new Narrative:

Harvey Weinstein Isn't On Trial; The Democrat Party Is On Trial.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (u+zQ1)

49 ::nods::


tmi bro

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 04:50 PM (QLPEO)

50 Look we all have slits where our penis is supposed to be. Trump has turned this country upside down proclaiming that men have a penis and not a slit that squirts piss out. Just ask my wife.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 31, 2020 04:50 PM (pw+jk)

51
Boy, I'm going to have nightmares tonight!

Posted by: Ersatz at January 31, 2020 04:50 PM (zuVZw)

52 It puts the lotion on the skin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

53 Maybe his "stuff" is all hidden by his folds of fat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 04:50 PM (+lVUW)

54 There are things men were never supposed to contemplate.

Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 31, 2020 04:50 PM (hLRSq)

55 Beaver Penis

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2020 04:50 PM (3H9h1)

56 Sounds like Harvey missed his calling as a Senator.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 04:50 PM (sy5kK)

57 Ick. too close to dinner time for this, Ace.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (so+oy)

58 Mangina?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (pXwuO)

59 40
Too much information to me

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)

Now you've done it, Ace.

http://hmpg.net/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (1CjJc)

60 One of the ficuses (ficii?) fought back!

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (RD7QR)

61 This sounds like a case for Dr. Gwyneth Paltrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

62 Fat , drunk and amphibian is no way to go through life , son.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (q0qV7)

63 Spearchuckers! All of them!

Posted by: raimondo at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (bd8/s)

64 So. . . not egg-shaped?

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (bDqIh)

65 5 I think we might have finally found something that is an exception to Rule 34
Posted by: arminius256 at January 31, 2020 04:44 PM (382aI)

And Godwin's Law.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (M5wRT)

66 So, from Surprise Otter to Surprised Otter!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (axyOa)

67 48>>> Therefore HW doesn't have the mutilated genitals of a freak, the entire democrat party does.

In maths, that's called the Transvite property.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (1ISKN)

68 Bill Clinton feels his pain.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 04:51 PM (pXwuO)

69 19
Wait. so there is HIV in this Corona Virus?

Posted by: BadOrangeMan at January 31, 2020 04:47 PM (CLteG)

Yes, 4 genetic HIV markers in it a Indian study found. Basically said it's man made. Read this virologist's thread.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/ 1223318161300299782

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (CkB6s)

70 I remember back in my salad days when I didn't know what Harvey Weinstein's junk looked like.


We were so young. So happy.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (QLPEO)

71 >>Lol the couple escorted out of Canada's lab after samples were sent to Wuhan had experience in both SARS and HIV.

HIV and SARS? Maybe you have to be Shep to get this virus after all!

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (32YRo)

72 This sounds like a case for Dr. Gwyneth Paltrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


--

Hell no, I don't want a Weinstein candle.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (YslsA)

73 Shouldn't they have to take photos of his undercarriage, and present them in court as evidence that these women aren't lying?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (+lVUW)

74 OT - Now they're talking 15 minutes per speech? What the hell Mitch you're supposed to negotiate down not up.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (4thlk)

75 He is everything I've dreamed of. I'm so hard right now, I think I'll venture a finger in my butt.

Posted by: David French at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (CLteG)

76 He doesn't represent all of us!

Posted by: Baseball Head Dan at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (stQWR)

77 I thought Harvey was married to an actual woman?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

78 7 I think we might have finally found something that is an exception to Rule 34

Narrator: He was, in fact, horrifically wrong.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 31, 2020 04:45 PM (wCmLp)

This has got me cracking up.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (M5wRT)

79 He was specifically accused of beating off, to climax, into a potted fern.

Posted by: Rich Fader at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (urkzR)

80 Even the Otter would think twice about surprising Weinstein.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 31, 2020 04:53 PM (t41dG)

81 The candle I'm marketing to the rubes my smell like my vag but Harvey Weinstein's slit looks more like it. Trust me I know.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at January 31, 2020 04:53 PM (pw+jk)

82 @MartinDaubney

That's it! We finally left the EU

Here is that proud moment in history

https://tinyurl.com/uakuljc

(I *think* this is when the British delegation left the EU building in Brussels...but I'm not positive.)

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 04:53 PM (cF8AT)

83 80 Even the Otter would think twice about surprising Weinstein.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk

*elk snort*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 04:53 PM (d7Ww2)

84 "You're welcome," indeed.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 31, 2020 04:53 PM (xptlg)

85 You would think a guy like that wouldn't go walking around naked in front of women or trying to, ill use the sexually neutral term, "bang them".

He had to be the talk of Hollywood "cocktail parties".

"Hey girlfriend. See the cocktail franks? They should be called Harvey Weinstein's, if you know what I mean". *wink*

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (AvfCy)

86 Maybe his "stuff" is all hidden by his folds of fat.
Posted by: nerdygirl



Like a complex system of gunts and inner gunts and like that?

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (QLPEO)

87 That's not how it works. That's not how any of this is supposed to work.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (Izzlo)

88 70 I remember back in my salad days when I didn't know what Harvey Weinstein's junk looked like.


We were so young. So happy. Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (QLPEO)


Truly, the age of innocence

Posted by: Ersatz at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (zuVZw)

89 Harvey's just a natural born trans-gender.

And the left says that people must have sex with them, otherwise it's discrimination!

So, case dismissed!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (k4dH2)

90 80
Even the Otter would think twice about surprising Weinstein.


Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 31, 2020 04:53 PM (t41dG)

Surprise Otter, Surprised. Film at 11.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (1CjJc)

91 I'm not sure about the public interest in releasing that court testimony.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (M5wRT)

92 Thank you Ace. I needed to throw up.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (0OmEj)

93 What is the problem?

Posted by: Bent dick Bill at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (yhf6w)

94 Wait, how did he rape her if his junk is all retarded?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (1ISKN)

95 "The Elephant Glans"

A Weinstein production.

Coming soon.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (dmYb7)

96 "This actually explains a lot." -- Bill "Peyronie's" Clinton

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,106 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (S+sVl)

97 "He is everything I've dreamed of. I'm so hard right now, I think I'll venture a finger in my butt.
Posted by: David French at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (CLteG)"

======

Hey! HEY! I was using that!

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (stQWR)

98 how's everyone's diet going today?


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (n0ufP)

99 So each senator gets to yammer in about their C-hhhhhhhh-onstitutional D-hhhhhhh- uty.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (pXwuO)

100 I can't imagine that slob touching me. Ewww.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

101 94 Wait, how did he rape her if his junk is all retarded?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (1ISKN)


You must be on Weinstein's defense team.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (sy5kK)

102 >>This sounds like a case for Dr. Gwyneth Paltrow.


Well, she likely has already seen Harvey's junk.
Apparently she is in full snake-oil salesman mode with her new Netflix show.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ssgg26e

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (bDqIh)

103 Hollywood.
Democrats.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (vEIlU)

104 MMmmm mmm mmmm! Roll him in dough and find the wet spot, I am turned on!!

Posted by: David French at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (CLteG)

105 Yeah, this is what I wanted to read on a Friday afternoon.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (iS/NP)

106 So how did he "water the ficus"?

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (KNsKs)

107 This is really a fat roll story, isn't it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (AvfCy)

108 It does sound like the kind of person who would go to the top in Hollywood.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (oVJmc)

109 Annnnnnnd I'm fuckin' out, later days!

Posted by: trev006 at January 31, 2020 04:55 PM (XCZO6)

110 94 Wait, how did he rape her if his junk is all retarded?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (1ISKN)

Yeah, it's like he got denutted by a chainsaw.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 04:56 PM (RD7QR)

111 What did he use for all the raping and what did he do into the ficus?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


They should ask Oprah. She was pals with him, so maybe she was present for those events.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 04:56 PM (+lVUW)

112 https://mobile.twitter.com/The_Dr_Caveman/ status/1223361888647622657

If you like coincidences, how about this one:

Wuhan virology labs are working actively on gp120, the main HIV insertion now found in nCOV

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 04:56 PM (CkB6s)

113 He was specifically accused of beating off, to climax, into a potted fern.
Posted by: Rich Fader


So either he has the goods or he doesn't. Someone is lying.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 04:56 PM (Njtx4)

114 Maybe he was in the process of transitioning and changed his mine.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2020 04:56 PM (wiXsO)

115 Truly, the age of innocence

Posted by: Ersatz at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (zuVZw)

It was called Thursday

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 04:56 PM (32YRo)

116 Hey, Harvey, just let me slip . . .

HOLY SHIT!

Posted by: Surprise Otter at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (NiXyF)

117 "Maybe his "stuff" is all hidden by his folds of fat."
=====

Listen, we're a little full up in here.

Posted by: Harvey's Gunt Cheese Surprise at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (stQWR)

118 nice job, ace. now, dissect the sex life of henry waxman's nose. the horde awaits.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (KP5rU)

119 No artist rendering?

Posted by: BluesFish at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (WQZ1O)

120 86 Maybe his "stuff" is all hidden by his folds of fat.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Like a complex system of gunts and inner gunts and like that?
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 04:54 PM (QLPEO)

...

It's like hooded eyes, only for gunts.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (yL25O)

121 Good ploy on behalf on spurned women in a divorce hearing. What man is going to drop his draws and show his inches to prove otherwise?

Posted by: Alice McD at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (E+yET)

122 This story has a real South Park vibe to it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (1ISKN)

123 Imagine MY surprise!

Posted by: The Fiscus at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (J9A97)

124 Nice end-of-work-week palette cleanser NOT

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (X+a7J)

125 If you go, "What the shit!??!!" You must acquit.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (1CjJc)

126 Say what you might but using the tranny defense is genius.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (HALdu)

127 This is the part where Harvey brings up gun control.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (AD3JT)

128

What's the point of today in the Senate?
What a waste of a day, Mitch.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 04:58 PM (u+zQ1)

129 Sundance has an excellent and concise forensic breakdown of how the impeachment scam originated.

https://tinyurl.com/v8mfseo

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 04:58 PM (H8QX8)

130 So in clarification....Weinstein's junk looks like a younger Rick Wilson. Carry on.

Posted by: Orson at January 31, 2020 04:58 PM (SLx8+)

131 Doesnt sound credible. If he's raping her, how did she get such a close look?

Posted by: MHK at January 31, 2020 04:58 PM (iQIUe)

132 WTF??

WHY the HELL is Cavuto interviewing Reggie Love??

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 04:58 PM (q0qV7)

133 "So either he has the goods or he doesn't. Someone is lying."
=====

Not necessarily. If he's fat enough down there, he could essentially be running an inny. That is, he can pull it out for ficus purposes, but otherwise it's usually hidden by the fat. I'm sure it's revolting to behold either way.

Posted by: Kensington at January 31, 2020 04:59 PM (stQWR)

134 If you go, "What the shit!??!!" You must acquit.


Posted by: Jackie Chiles at January 31, 2020 04:57 PM (1CjJc)

"I want to know who turned my client into a freak!"

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 04:59 PM (32YRo)

135 https://mobile.twitter.com/The_Dr_Caveman/ status/1223361888647622657

If you like coincidences, how about this one:

Wuhan virology labs are working actively on gp120, the main HIV insertion now found in nCOV
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu


If it is proven that China was weaponizing this, what should the world's response be?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 04:59 PM (Njtx4)

136 No drunken Biden staffer handy for Harvey, I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 04:59 PM (ptqGC)

137 First?

Pics or it didn't happen?

Posted by: Golfman at January 31, 2020 04:59 PM (wYEuJ)

138 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (arJlL)

139 131. I doubt it was the sex that Harvey liked. It was the power play of telling them what he would do, how often he would do it, and getting them to agree they like his dick. Chances are high he paraded around for a while before they got it on (consensual or not).

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (JRaU+)

140 He should be the last mother fucker walking around naked all the time then

Posted by: NCKate at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (QLEJC)

141 So basically Weinstein has a retractable turtle dick.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (RD7QR)

142 Read it. She keeps on coming back. Over and over again. Not making light of her being raped possibly by a fat, barely mobile burn victim with a visible axe wound to the nards, but why? If the answer is because he was rich and powerful then it sounds like a transaction.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (l6b3d)

143 No wonder Hollywood hasn't produced a decent big budget erotica movie since 9 1/2 Weeks. No one knows how with their mutated junk.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (4thlk)

144 The C-SAN guy says we're in a quorum call. Wikipedia gives this definition:

For practical purposes, a quorum call is a delaying measure that permits the Senate leadership to work out some difficulty or to await a Senator's arrival. Because of differences in procedure between the two bodies, quorum calls in the House are fairly rare, but they are quite common in the Senate.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (M5wRT)

145 He'd fuck himself if he could get around to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (LxWV7)

146 OMG I SAID I'd go after dRumpf! WHY IS THIS STILL HAPPENING!?!

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY ACE!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (stQWR)

147 13 He was specifically accused of beating off, to climax, into a potted fern.
Posted by: Rich Fader


So either he has the goods or he doesn't. Someone is lying.
_______________

Maybe she saw him right after he'd gotten out of the pool, and the water was really cold?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (k4dH2)

148 *C-SPAN

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (M5wRT)

149 CBD has given me a painting commission and I'm thinking a nude reclining Harvey on a couch will be exactly what the horde wants! To satisfy the Rothko-enthusiasts I will paint the couch as a red rectangular shape.

You can thank me later.

Posted by: Lucien Freud at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (NVYyb)

150 How long until Harvey comes out as a Tranny and claims that he's actually the victim of women refusing to have sex with him?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (tVQUs)

151 Somehow, after reading this and some of the comments . . .

I'm not hungry any more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (Ejm1K)

152 Like a complex system of gunts and inner gunts and like that?

His cloaca pulsed wetly.

Posted by: favorite Ace throwaway lines at January 31, 2020 05:00 PM (h5TKJ)

153 No dick? What was he gonna do? Hump their legs?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2020 05:01 PM (5Ev1l)

154 I knew it!

Posted by: Summer of Love at January 31, 2020 05:01 PM (TXwL9)

155 it is proven that China was weaponizing this, what should the world's response be?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 04:59 PM (Njtx4)

BOGO on China tchotchkes at the local Walmart.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 05:01 PM (1CjJc)

156 So, In the way of gross stories. We once diid a smash and grab on very fat guy. We had to make sure he wasn't wired up or, ahem, hiding a weapon. The images still scar my memory to this day, but the short version was you couldn't tell if the guy had a dick. I would guess that's what we're dealing with here. Small John Silver tucked in a fat roll.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 05:01 PM (AvfCy)

157 WHY the HELL is Cavuto interviewing Reggie Love??
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 04:58 PM (q0qV7)


Maybe he is in the market for a new cabin boy?

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 05:01 PM (NiXyF)

158 I'm very confused. And I'm at work (grrrrrr) so I'm not clicking any links.

Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at January 31, 2020 05:01 PM (lqPQH)

159 153
What was he gonna do? Hump their legs?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2020 05:01 PM (5Ev1l)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 05:01 PM (1CjJc)

160 Apparently another witness testified "he had to jam his thumb up his butt and holler "Black snake" in order for it to stick out enough to grab it."

Sobering stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 31, 2020 05:02 PM (C2rVF)

161 I bet those Vindman twins have the same condition.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 05:02 PM (1ISKN)

162 161 I bet those Vindman twins have the same condition.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 05:02 PM (1ISKN)

I think they're donutsexual so they don't need their schlongs.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 05:02 PM (RD7QR)

163 Apparently another witness testified "he had to jam his thumb up his butt and holler "Black snake" in order for it to stick out enough to grab it."

Sobering stuff.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January


Not sure why but that is funny.


Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:03 PM (HALdu)

164 WHY the HELL is Cavuto interviewing Reggie Love??

To find out if Michael has a bigger dick than Barack?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 05:03 PM (ZGrMX)

165 "Don't want to rush it through in the dark of night"
Like Obamacare?
Like Gay "Marriage"?
Like this Shitpeachment?



Fuck you, Schumer.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 05:03 PM (q0qV7)

166 I'm very confused. And I'm at work (grrrrrr) so I'm not clicking any links.
Posted by: IrishEi



I'm not at work and I'm still not clicking on any links!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 05:03 PM (Njtx4)

167 Did Weinstein have anything to say about Stinkin' sweaty 70s bush?

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:03 PM (HALdu)

168

WHY the HELL is Cavuto interviewing Reggie Love??




He's looking for a houseboy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

169
Let's put Meryl Streep on the stand and ask her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:03 PM (7rVsF)

170

And of course @366 previous thread re "a storm", willowed.

It's gonna be a mother beautiful storm.
I'll skip this one.
Dead horse.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 31, 2020 05:03 PM (8VsQb)

171 I bet those Vindman twins have the same condition.


I could see that becoming an insult around here. What are you, so sort of Vindman twin?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 05:04 PM (gd9RK)

172 Harvey's gonna be a hoot in the slammer.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 31, 2020 05:04 PM (1s2j5)

173
Maybe this claim is a calculated ploy to get Weinstein to make a reckless utterance. If he can decorate a ficus, he's got enough putz for the job.

Besides, his jagon is excellent.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 31, 2020 05:04 PM (vs6HO)

174 Mitch

think what the dims would do if they had the hammer

and do that

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 05:04 PM (rpxSz)

175 So with Weinstein I guess TMI is a thing of the past. I kinda miss the past.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 31, 2020 05:04 PM (y/fJ4)

176 Meryl Streep called Harvey a god.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

177
Portland will burn tonight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:05 PM (7rVsF)

178 161
I bet those Vindman twins have the same condition.
=========

I'll paint them too then! This is art for a very ... specialized and particular market. Mostly Washington D.C. buyers, of course. Twin burn victims whose nads have been deformed will sell, and bigly!

Posted by: Lucien Freud at January 31, 2020 05:05 PM (NVYyb)

179 I can't even. Poor Ficus!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 31, 2020 05:05 PM (rCwaK)

180 The girl that made the mangina claim testified that she fought about whether or not shoe should go to Hollywood or stay at the family farm.

Surprised her dad did not want her to stay home.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:05 PM (HALdu)

181 Portland will burn tonight.


Send troops , Mr. President.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 05:05 PM (q0qV7)

182 176 Meryl Streep called Harvey a god.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

Well, Hephaestus was a god and he was lame.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 05:06 PM (RD7QR)

183 Sinima sighting, white cape today.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 05:06 PM (4thlk)

184 I do not, under any circumstances, want to think about Weinstein's genitals.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 31, 2020 05:06 PM (d6Ksn)

185 What's up in Portland?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 05:06 PM (ptqGC)

186 He needs a walker for his junk, then?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 31, 2020 05:06 PM (rCwaK)

187 My world is not a better place for knowing the state of Weinstein's junk.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2020 05:06 PM (wOAhh)

188
It's after 5 pm Eastern. What's going on in the the Senate? Nothing much?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 31, 2020 05:06 PM (vs6HO)

189 153 No dick? What was he gonna do? Hump their legs?
________________

According to some of them, Harv liked to perform oral sex on them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2020 05:06 PM (k4dH2)

190

Well, only a miracle worker could convince people Meryl Streep was "versatile" and "beautiful" and a "great actor."

Streep SUCKS. She's ordinary. She's average.
Indeed, she's extraordinarily ordinary.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 05:07 PM (u+zQ1)

191 Thing other thing that makes manginaette's story kind of unbelievable is that she says Weinstein stayed at the DoubleTree in Manhattan.

Not sure he would stay there.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:07 PM (HALdu)

192
Hard pass.

Posted by: Female Biden Staffer at January 31, 2020 05:07 PM (t6XCL)

193 So no dick but rapey? How does that work?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 05:07 PM (nRWPy)

194 171 I bet those Vindman twins have the same condition.


I could see that becoming an insult around here. What are you, so sort of Vindman twin?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 05:04 PM (gd9RK) /I]

Damn, now that is good.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 31, 2020 05:07 PM (di1hb)

195
Portland will burn tonight.



That'd be nice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

196 Portland will burn tonight.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



You say that like it's a bad thing...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 31, 2020 05:07 PM (2ygtH)

197 Harvey is Yaniv's other brother.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 05:07 PM (igOuu)

198 Portland will burn tonight.


Send troops , Mr. President.
Posted by: deplorable unperson



State issue. Not federal.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 05:08 PM (Njtx4)

199 AT supper time no less

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:08 PM (BqBId)

200 So, what was the ficus catching?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 05:08 PM (DB16e)

201 >>> I'm not at work and I'm still not clicking on any links!
~~~~~

Wise choice. Lol

Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at January 31, 2020 05:08 PM (lqPQH)

202
WAIT!!! A surprise witness has come forward! We need to hear his Bombshell! testimony!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:08 PM (7rVsF)

203 As some second-tier blogger once famously said: "The shame is part of the kink."

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,106 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 05:08 PM (S+sVl)

204 The fact that she had to inflate his dick by blowing through his ass kind of undercuts that force thing.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (HALdu)

205
This will be cited in impeachment trials from this point until the end of history








So what, douchecanoe?

Besides, I have it on good authority that The End Of History already happened.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (kw0bd)

206 Why won't you love me?

Posted by: Weinstein's Mangled Package at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (1ISKN)

207 See!

I *told* you Weinstein had no balls.



Literally.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (nw6Hr)

208 70 I remember back in my salad days when I didn't know what Harvey Weinstein's junk looked like.


We were so young. So happy.
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (QLPEO)

--------
It was a simpler time.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (9p0cQ)

209 Is Portland within ten miles of Denver?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (ykYG2)

210 A good quality in the C-SPAN guy is that he is speaking non-partisanly. It's more soothing that listening to CNN etc.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (M5wRT)

211

I am now firmly in the camp of calling witnesses.
Thanks to Mitch dragging this out and legitimizing the fake impeachment, it is now in the president's best interest to blow the lid off this conspiracy.

Call witnesses. Call EVERY BODY.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (u+zQ1)

212 Or was the ficus used to hide the fact he was nutless from certain victims?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (DB16e)

213 So no dick but rapey? How does that work?


Zackly. Something's wrong here.

Including the fact that ace hates us. I haven't been around much today. What did you assholes do?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (gd9RK)

214 There's pretty much no way this thread can go well.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (RD7QR)

215 Harvey is the first hermaphrodite rapist!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (NVYyb)

216 202


WAIT!!! A surprise witness has come forward! We need to hear his Bombshell! testimony!



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:08 PM (7rVsF)
_________


The Democrats have subpoenaed Putin!

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,106 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM (S+sVl)

217

Keep those cocksuckers in the Senate for weeks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (u+zQ1)

218 Sounds like a threat from ol googly eyes Schiffy. But Democrats are allowed to say this kind of shit without repercussion or consequence. Imagine Trumpy telling a Democrat House that their "body will die"?

Nevermind that. Heaven forbid a Republican call an electoral race a "campaign".

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (uEbPt)

219 Portland will burn tonight.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Remember:
Rape
Pillage
Then burn

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (Njtx4)

220 "State issue. Not federal."


Send in the National Guard, with flamethrowers, do the job right.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (4thlk)

221 Is Schemer and minions pulling some sort of parlimentarian stunt?

Posted by: BluesFish at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (WQZ1O)

222 Meryl Streep called Harvey a god.
*******
Maybe she misspoke & meant Eunuch

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (BqBId)

223 Portland will burn tonight.

That may solve a long-standing family issue.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (4Qf3V)

224 He has a dick. No testicles.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (nw6Hr)

225 I read some of her story, it is mostly that he was very mean to her the two dozen times they fucked.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (HALdu)

226 Meryl Streep called Harvey a god.

Hermaphroditus?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (ykYG2)

227 I have been listening to Ronan Farrow's podcast on his Catch and Kill book regarding Weinstein. He is very thorough in his reporting and in his interviews with Weinstein's victims. It's not been an easy listen in some parts.

Posted by: jmel at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (OeWgo)

228 WAIT!!! A surprise witness has come forward! We need to hear his Bombshell! testimony!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:08 PM (7rVsF)

And we can't tell you who he is!

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 05:11 PM (uEbPt)

229 Schiff is right in that history will ill remember this impeachment. Just not in the way he thinks.

Posted by: Paolo del Toro at January 31, 2020 05:11 PM (pPQeR)

230 Maybe Harvey ought to get together with Jamie Lee Curtis ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:11 PM (BqBId)

231 What did you assholes do?


Came up with ways to say handjob on the ocean and ways to eviscerate Bolton. That's about it.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 05:11 PM (nRWPy)

232 129 Dan Smoot,

I can summarize far shorter cause and effect than Sundance.

It's Democrats-MSM who we are talking about here--the only open question is the modus operandi in a particular situation. Any accusation levied by Dems, you can be sure that at least some of them are doing just that.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2020 05:11 PM (EUDB2)

233 Not a god. She called him god.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 05:11 PM (uEbPt)

234
Keep those cocksuckers in the Senate for weeks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip


Lock them up in the Senate chamber. Cannibalism will start by Monday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:11 PM (7rVsF)

235 mostly that he was very mean to her the two dozen times they fucked

So why come back the other 23 times? "I hated that d!ck so much I could never do it another four times... okay maybe six."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:11 PM (ykYG2)

236 So, other than by means of CGI, the only way ol' Harvey will be "well hung", is via the Esptein Method.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (QzJWU)

237 Note to Adam Schiff:

Your debacle in the Senate will be referred to in every single state and federal appeals court decision from now until the end of time, thusly . . .

"We the undersigned Judges of this honorable Court hereby invoke what has come to be universally known as "The Schiff Rule", which simply put, states:

'Motherfucker, you don't get to start your Discovery collection process on the 7th day of Trial.'

"So we have written; so let it be done."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (fp3O8)

238
State issue. Not federal.



OH NO NO NO
If the last administration taught me anything it's that Civil Rights are constantly in jeopardy during these riots.

Gotta protect those Civil Rights.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (q0qV7)

239 -
--

I could see that becoming an insult around here. What are you, so sort of Vindman twin?


Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 05:04 PM

--------------------------

Would be good for the Cuckapalooza Clowns:
"Today, one of the Vindman twins, Jonah Goldberg, tweeted..."

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (pMGkg)

240 I didn't need to read that before dinner. Ugh.

Posted by: turambar at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (Gylu/)

241
Ever since the trial started old Harv has shown up with a walker struggling to walk. I'm surprised he didn't get the neck brace and oxygen tank just to round out the visual appeal for mercy on a poor sick old man routine

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (mpeBU)

242 If Harvey truly lacked nuts, then wouldn't he have not been so rapey?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (tVQUs)

243
Adam Schiff warns "this body will die!"

promises
promises

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (aKsyK)

244 "This will be cited in impeachment trials from this point until the end of history"

my friends, this day of impeachment in the year 2525 is nothing like the dumb shit pencil necked Adam Schiff pulled in in 2020.

Posted by: x at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (nFwvY)

245 Lamar has gotten a little pear-shaped.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (M5wRT)

246 So why come back the other 23 times? "I hated that d!ck so much I could never do it another four times... okay maybe six."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January



Yeah, not so rapey as I was thinking

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (HALdu)

247
And we can't tell you who he is!
Posted by: ...


Right, because of the death threats! But take it from us, it will DESTROY Drumpf!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:13 PM (7rVsF)

248 could have gone through my whole life without reading this.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 05:14 PM (a0IVu)

249 Isn't it weird that one of the few people practicing actual journalism is Ronan Farrow?

I never saw that coming.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 05:14 PM (1ISKN)

250 233 Not a god. She called him god.
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 05:11 PM (uEbPt)

Maybe she really likes retractable turtle dicks.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 05:14 PM (RD7QR)

251 Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter
41s
MSNBC HAS PROOF TRUMP CONSPIRED WITH PARNAS, QUIMBO, SNIBBNORFF, TUGGBONE, FAPADDICT, KUMQAPP AND NORGBINGTEBB.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:14 PM (BqBId)

252 218, . . . Schiff has activated the Trumpencurse. Whatever he wishes to happen to DJT or Senators will happen three fold to him.

His pedo pals from his salad days in CA are being rolled up and charged one by one. He has to be waiting for the knock on the door--if he is lucky-it is the Feds.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2020 05:14 PM (EUDB2)

253 Mr. President, during your second term, make the inquisition look like a tupperware party.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 31, 2020 05:14 PM (2ygtH)

254 Roberts is back in his chair.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:14 PM (M5wRT)

255 Lots of little conferences going on

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:14 PM (ZCEU2)

256 I never saw that coming.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January




Things Harvey Weinstein's dates say after the 10th date?

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:14 PM (HALdu)

257 What's the point of today in the Senate?
What a waste of a day, Mitch.

====
It's all good, the more time they waste on this the less time
they otherwise have to ass-rape America.
In this case Trump is taking one for the team.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at January 31, 2020 05:14 PM (d6mdH)

258 US Declares Public Health Emergency.

https://tinyurl.com/wts974y

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:15 PM (+0uDE)

259 Jeeze. Finally a dick thread and all the ettes are whining...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 31, 2020 05:15 PM (nw6Hr)

260
Well, only a miracle worker could convince people Meryl Streep was "versatile" and "beautiful" and a "great actor."

Streep SUCKS. She's ordinary. She's average.
Indeed, she's extraordinarily ordinary.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 05:07 PM (u+zQ1)







Her "acting" is about 95% affecting an accent and mimicking the person she's playing.

As I've said before, she's Rich Little with tits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2020 05:15 PM (kw0bd)

261 Jonah is one Vindman short of a Vindman twin

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2020 05:15 PM (NVYyb)

262 Isn't it weird that one of the few people practicing actual journalism is Ronan Farrow?

I never saw that coming.


Yuppers. On both counts.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (gd9RK)

263 could have gone through my whole life without reading this.
Posted by: IC at January



That sounds as if it was said by a Weinstein date? How many things from the HQ do you want to unsee?

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (HALdu)

264 -
--
Or was the ficus used to hide the fact he was nutless from certain victims?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM

--------------------

So he squeezed his palmed packet of Arby's Horsey Sauce at the appropriate moment?

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (pMGkg)

265 @ChadPergram 3 minutes ago

Fox is told there are some GOPers who are pushing to end this trial this weekend and strike while the iron is hot and not tempt fate. Other Republicans think there should be an effort to have senators speak and deliberate the articles of impeachment.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (cF8AT)

266
Is Portland within ten miles of Denver?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:09 PM
(ykYG2)

That's Portland, Maine silly.
Come here, you.

*nugie, nugie, nugie*

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (t6XCL)

267 I'll paint them too then! This is art for a very ... specialized and particular market. Mostly Washington D.C. buyers, of course. Twin burn victims whose nads have been deformed will sell, and bigly!
Posted by: Lucien Freud at January 31, 2020 05:05 PM (NVYyb)

Meh. sounds very Podestrian to me.

Posted by: Po Mo Art Critic at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (LxWV7)

268 249 sniffybigtoe, everyone is most conservative about what they know best. Due to his growing up years, Ronan knows how sexual predators operate.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (EUDB2)

269 I really think harvey is going to skate. I've more-or-less suspected the Great Enskatening since a few months after the allegations came out, given the skanks making the claims and the nature of the claims themselves. Not that I owe this to my own observations; David Cole mooted that this didn't look like a rape case over at Taki beforehand.

Maybe he gets a couple of assault charges and 18 months house arrest. But he's not seeing the inside of PMITA Prison.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (ykYG2)

270 What's difference between John Bolton and a ficus?

The ficus can keep a secret.


Please try the veal and don't forget to tip your bartender.

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (ATCV4)

271
BREAKING: The United States declares a national public health emergency over coronavirus. Foreign nationals who traveled to China in past 2 weeks banned entry to USA.

Secretary of Health and Human Services Alex Azar declared a public health emergency over the new coronavirus Friday.

Starting Sunday at 5 p.m. ET, all passengers on flights to the United States who have been in Hubei province in China in the last 14 days will be subject to up to 14 days of quarantine. The city of Wuhan, the epicenter of the outbreak, is located in Hubei.

Any U.S. citizen who has been in the rest of mainland China will be actively screened at one of seven airports for risk and evidence of symptoms. If no symptoms are detected, the individuals will be allowed to complete their travel home and will be monitored by local health departments in isolation at home.

The seven airports are in New York, San Francisco, Seattle, Honolulu, Los Angeles, Chicago and Atlanta.

https://tinyurl.com/wts974y

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:17 PM (+0uDE)

272 Emily Campagna is HAWT

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:17 PM (BqBId)

273 Note to Adam Schiff:

Your debacle in the Senate will be referred to in every single state and federal appeals court decision from now until the end of time, thusly . . .

"We the undersigned Judges of this honorable Court hereby invoke what has come to be universally known as "The Schiff Rule", which simply put, states:

'Motherfucker, you don't get to start your Discovery collection process on the 7th day of Trial.'

"So we have written; so let it be done."

Posted by: Sharkman


Conversely, Schiff Rule #2: Evidence? We don't need no stinking evidence!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 05:17 PM (Njtx4)

274 The chick testifying about the mangina said that Weinstein told her and her friend that they were perfect for the leads in a movie he was producing, even though the had never been in a movie.

And they bought it.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:17 PM (HALdu)

275 242
If Harvey truly lacked nuts, then wouldn't he have not been so rapey?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (tVQUs)
_______


Roid rage?

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,106 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 05:18 PM (S+sVl)

276
It's true. This man has no dick.

Posted by: Sworn Expert Testimony of Dr. Peter Venkmann at January 31, 2020 05:18 PM (vs6HO)

277
Reading the contents of this post and the comments, is how to start a GAiNZZZ session.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 05:18 PM (sy5kK)

278 @npratc 9 minutes ago

JUST IN: Marie Yovanovitch, the former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine, has retired from the State Department.

She was abruptly removed from her post in May 2019 and was a key witness in the impeachment inquiry into President Trump.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 05:18 PM (cF8AT)

279 Weinstein is one of those vampires from The Strain?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 05:18 PM (mBnJS)

280 I saw Burnt Testicles open for Ow My Balls on Monday Night Rehabilitation.

Posted by: jsg at January 31, 2020 05:19 PM (IynkW)

281 Fox is told there are some GOPers who are pushing to end this trial this weekend and strike while the iron is hot and not tempt fate. Other Republicans think there should be an effort to have senators speak and deliberate the articles of impeachment.


We'll lose this thing yet!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

282 So it's come to this.

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 05:19 PM (9h8B4)

283 So maybe Peter Venkman was right all along.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 05:19 PM (l6b3d)

284 Isn't the death rate from this bug less than the flu? Oh, sorry, my betters want a new crises.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 31, 2020 05:19 PM (2ygtH)

285
Her "acting" is about 95% affecting an accent and mimicking the person she's playing.

She doesn't portray a character, she portrays Meryl Streep portraying a character.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:19 PM (7rVsF)

286 weird that one of the few people practicing actual journalism is Ronan Farrow?

About as weird as that the few historians debunking the '1619 Project' are out-n-proud commies posting their rebuttals to the World Socialist Website and other Trotskyite portals.

Professional, apolitical historians? Crickets. At might a couple of noncommittal clucks.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:19 PM (ykYG2)

287 . . . sounds like a Saudi plot to me!

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at January 31, 2020 05:19 PM (bDqIh)

288 Yeah, Schiff likes to show up in court and tell the jury to get their own fucking evidence. Cocksuckers.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:20 PM (HALdu)

289 269 I really think harvey is going to skate. I've more-or-less suspected the Great Enskatening since a few months after the allegations came out, given the skanks making the claims and the nature of the claims themselves. Not that I owe this to my own observations; David Cole mooted that this didn't look like a rape case over at Taki beforehand.

Maybe he gets a couple of assault charges and 18 months house arrest. But he's not seeing the inside of PMITA Prison.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (ykYG2)

I don't think they're all skanks. Most of them, yes, but not all of them. Anything said by an actual actress can probably be discounted because it was obviously a situation where they willingly did it to get something from it.

I thought the same about Bill Cosby. A lot of those women were bandwagon jumpers, but some of them weren't and actually were raped by Pudding Pop Man.

It's difficult to sort the wheat from the chaff, but one thing that I know for a fact absolutely doesn't work is BELIEVE ALL WOMEN ALL OF THE TIME! That's a recipe for disaster right there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2020 05:20 PM (j3npP)

290 Sekulow is back.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:20 PM (M5wRT)

291 Her "acting" is about 95% affecting an accent and mimicking the person she's playing.

As I've said before, she's Rich Little with tits.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2020 05:15 PM (kw0bd)


With her, you never forget that you're watching someone act.

Which is exactly the opposite of what the audience wants, but the Hollywood people love it when they are the center of attention.

Posted by: Ted K. at January 31, 2020 05:20 PM (I6Vm1)

292 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (ykYG2)

Agree . A number of the accusers admit they had consensual sex with Weinstein before or after the alleged rapes / assaults occurred. That's enough for reasonable doubt.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 05:20 PM (U9Qbt)

293 US Declares Public Health Emergency.

Posted by: rd
-----

If they had been watching the House Manglers for the last week, they would have declared a Public Mental Health Emergency.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:20 PM (CDGwz)

294 276, 283 >> Great minds, etc...

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 05:20 PM (l6b3d)

295 Unrelated: Adam Schiff warns "this body will die!" in effort to shame senators.

Speaking of vaginas...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (NWiLs)

296
Emily Campagna is HAWT
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani


Juan Williams is dreamy!

Posted by: Don Lemon Shake-Up at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (aKsyK)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (CDGwz)

298 @npratc 9 minutes ago

JUST IN: Marie Yovanovitch, the former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine, has retired from the State Department.

She was abruptly removed from her post in May 2019 and was a key witness in the impeachment inquiry into President Trump.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 05:18 PM (cF8AT)



As a reward for her actions they ought to make sure she doesn't get her pension

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (mpeBU)

299
@ChadPergram 3 minutes ago

Fox is told there are some GOPers who are pushing to end this trial this weekend and strike while the iron is hot and not tempt fate. Other Republicans think there should be an effort to have senators speak and deliberate the articles of impeachment.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 05:16 PM (cF8AT).

------

They will flood the airwaves with rumors and innuendo.

If they want to talk, the Turtle should declare they will remain in session until the speeches are finished. All night tonight, all Saturday and Monday too.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (+0uDE)

300 or, if you're an Ayatollah, try the mutton

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (ykYG2)

301 Streep couldn't do hardcore because she would not know who to imitate.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (HALdu)

302 Harvey, tell the judge if you're acquitted you'll spend all your time looking for the real nutsack.

Posted by: OJ at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

303 *slogs to the Barrel*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (CDGwz)

304 Stop the hammering!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (aKsyK)

305 Jeebus. Juan Williams CANT be this stupid in real life.

Can he?

Posted by: fixerupper at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (nw6Hr)

306 What an eccentric performance.

I've seen a few Plaintiff's lawyer's over the years, in closing close argument, just go crazy. They know its over and they are losing and so they just vent every wild emotional thought they have at the jury.

Often the jurors recoil. Literally. Trying to get as far away as they can, but they are stuck. In my jurisdiction the closing close is limited to about 10 to 30 minutes depending on the length and complexity of the case.

Biggest verdict against me , the closing was delivered in a matter of fact, almost deadpan way. Completely without notes of any kind. Obviously rehearsed for months and scripted out. Counterintuitively, the deadpan, matter of fact delivery made the bad facts sound, even worse. The jury supplied the emotion in their verdict.

That sucked.

It was under 10 million though.



Posted by: simplemind at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (iKRLW)

307 OT: Crowd singing "Rule Britannia" at the Brexit party in Parliament Square. One attendee is waving the Stars and Stripes as well as the Union Jack.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (pPNCa)

308 I didn't do that! Do I get the barrel merely by association?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (l6b3d)

309 What is it that others cannot see?

A man as sexy and physically fit as Harvey Weinstein never resorts to subterfuge or force with women.

His attractiveness is enough.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (Pgcou)

310 Does anybody trust the "self quarantine " idea. I don't recall this working with Ebola. One doc took an uber to the bowling alley, another couldn't resist going out for soup.

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (ONvIw)

311 171 I bet those Vindman twins have the same condition.


I could see that becoming an insult around here. What are you, so sort of Vindman twin?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 05:04 PM (gd9RK)


So, two Vindmans walk into a donut shop...................

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (sy5kK)

312 If they had been watching the House Manglers for the last week, they would have declared a Public Mental Health Emergency.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Nice, very nice!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (2ygtH)

313 Politico
@politico
Stacey Abrams predicts she'll be president by 2040

https://tinyurl.com/vhp2n75

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (wiXsO)

314 [Looks back, shakes fist]

You won't have Hammer to kick around anymore!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (xSo9G)

315 Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike! Guess what day it is!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

316

I'll bet my left nut...
Collins' phone is ringing off the hook with people who have never voted for her pretending to be life-long Republicans complaining about witnesses.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (u+zQ1)

317 "Marie Yovanovitch, the former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine, has retired from the State Department."


The White House doesn't need her under control anymore since this shitshow is basically over. So Pompeo gave her a retirement letter. He should keep handing them out to about a hundred more.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (4thlk)

318 289 269 I thought the same about Bill Cosby. A lot of those women were bandwagon jumpers, but some of them weren't and actually were raped by Pudding Pop Man.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2020 05:20 PM (j3npP)

He put drug into their drinks.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (M5wRT)

319 Correct. Meryl Streep does mimicry. There is zero soul or heart. She does not inhabit the character, nor vice versa. She just does very effective dress-up. This isn't contrary, it's just the truth.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (uEbPt)

320 Sekulow is up.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (M5wRT)

321 189 153 No dick? What was he gonna do? Hump their legs?
________________

According to some of them, Harv liked to perform oral sex on them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2020 05:06 PM (k4dH2)


some during the wrong time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (sy5kK)

322 237 Note to Adam Schiff:

Your debacle in the Senate will be referred to in every single state and federal appeals court decision from now until the end of time, thusly . . .

"We the undersigned Judges of this honorable Court hereby invoke what has come to be universally known as "The Schiff Rule", which simply put, states:

'Motherfucker, you don't get to start your Discovery collection process on the 7th day of Trial.'

"So we have written; so let it be done."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 31, 2020 05:12 PM (fp3O


I expect most Constitutional law experts are appalled by Schiff's proposal that a single person, even if he is the Chief Justice, be empowered to rule on questions of classification and Executive Privilege, with no avenue for appeal (because he says the Senate's Impeachment Trial rulings and decisions are not subject to appeal, per the Constitution).

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (AMIL/)

323 Hammer Time!

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (ATCV4)

324 Dack : yeah, that's why I think he gets pegged with assault. That's something a jury might tend to accept - harder to prove, but it fits his M.O. Also the more-credible victims have testified to this much.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (ykYG2)

325
Stacey Abrams predicts she'll be president by 2040

President of what? Weight Watchers?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:24 PM (7rVsF)

326 Mike,
Don't touch the bats in the barrel.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:24 PM (+0uDE)

327 Sekulow is back.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:20 PM (M5wRT)
*******
Tape

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:24 PM (BqBId)

328
Other Republicans think there should be an effort to have senators speak and deliberate the articles of impeachment.


Oh, hell no! The last thing we need is nore self-referential bloviating on this loser. End it now!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 05:24 PM (pNxlR)

329 Does anybody trust the "self quarantine " idea. I don't recall this working with Ebola. One doc took an uber to the bowling alley, another couldn't resist going out for soup.
Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (ONvIw)


"Shelter in place."

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 05:24 PM (NiXyF)

330 131 Doesnt sound credible. If he's raping her, how did she get such a close look?
Posted by: MHK


According to some of the women, he would bring a girl up to talk about movies, try to get them to give him a massage, go into another room for something, then come out either with an open robe or naked.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 05:24 PM (+lVUW)

331 So when does Trump announce his big beautiful deal with Britain?

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 05:24 PM (uEbPt)

332 He put drug into their drinks.
Posted by: m at January




Meh, some of them testified they took stuff he offered to them. If they took them knowingly, that is not rape.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:25 PM (HALdu)

333 Portland will burn tonight.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Portland's mayor doesn't have a problem, as long as they stay away from the craft beer breweries and the nude bars.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 05:25 PM (sy5kK)

334 I want what Stacey Abrams is smoking.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:25 PM (ykYG2)

335 Chief Weasel Roberts left chair

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:25 PM (BqBId)

336 There aren't really Barrel Otters... are there?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:25 PM (xSo9G)

337 >>> 326 Mike, Don't touch the bats in the barrel.

The otters are cool though..., friendly even

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 05:25 PM (l6b3d)

338 @MrAndyNgo

Masked person screams and resists arrest at the far-left "F----the Police" antifa protest at Grand Central.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/t8mqpxx
(might have to scroll down)



And with that...I'm out! Have fun!

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 05:25 PM (cF8AT)

339 Yeah, Schiff likes to show up in court and tell the jury to get their own fucking evidence. Cocksuckers.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:20 PM (HALdu)

I particularly like the lawyerly smooth move of suggesting to the jury that they are in on the crime if they don't vote to convict. Its revolutionary!

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 05:25 PM (32YRo)

340 is it possible the girls are confusing a man-fupa with an actual vajeen??

cos otherwise I got nothin

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2020 05:25 PM (Rarvo)

341
Stacey Abrams predicts she'll be president by 2040

President of what? Weight Watchers?


President of Golden Corral

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2020 05:25 PM (aKsyK)

342 Adam Schiff is the guy that thinks that he can bullshit his way through life because up until now it has worked.

Posted by: JAS at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (IsG7k)

343 He put drug into their drinks.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:23 PM (M5wRT)

I understood that he offered them drugs which they accepted but had been told they were something else.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (U9Qbt)

344 313 Politico
@politico
Stacey Abrams predicts she'll be president by 2040

https://tinyurl.com/vhp2n75
Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (wiXsO)

---

I predict she'll be breathing from a portable oxygen tank.

Posted by: Sworn Expert Testimony of Dr. Peter Venkmann at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (vs6HO)

345 The thing is what the fuck is so wrong with Cosby that he could not get laid?

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (HALdu)

346
So when does Trump announce his big, bouncy, busty, beautiful deal with Britain?

Fixed

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (7rVsF)

347 this body will die!

Go ahead, make my day

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (M+Lyo)

348 40 more minuts to Brexit! Woo-hoo!

Totally amazing coincidence:

In 2016, the UK held an election, voting to leave the EU. The Left went ballistic and refused to accept the reality of the election, and have spent the last 3 and a half years trying to undo it. The topic has dominated British news 24 hours a day since then, with the entire media and professional class opposed to the results of the election and trying every outrageous underhanded trick to reverse the will of the people.

In 2016, the US held an election, voting to elect Donald Trump president. The Left went ballistic and refused to accept the reality of the election, and have spent the last 3 and a half years trying to undo it. The topic has dominated American news 24 hours a day since then, with the entire media and professional class opposed to the results of the election and trying every outrageous underhanded trick to reverse the will of the people.

And, in a cosmic coincidence so amazing it's hard to even grasp, on the SAME DAY, January 31, 2020, both narratives came to a crashing conclusion: Brexit finally becomes law, and Donald Trump's impeachment (the culmination of the Left's revolution) collapsed and is rejected.

Maybe it's time to make January 31 some kind of Freedom Day holiday celebrated on both sides of the Atlantic?

Posted by: zombie at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (fK2gX)

349 *Barfing emoji goes here!*

Posted by: Commissar Sexist Snake at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (H8lJJ)

350 we are numerous

Posted by: barrel otters at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (ONvIw)

351 By 2040, if you think you're president then you'll be president, just like being a boy or a girl.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (uEbPt)

352 I see that the Yoko punishment threads are escalating quickly in 2020.

That, or Ace is trying to help me intermittent fast better in 2020 by having absolutely no appetite. How thoughtful!

Posted by: LizLem at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (hvf9s)

353 Remember when the actual President of Ukraine said Trump didn't pressure them or demand anything?

Good times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (+IACq)

354 284
Isn't the death rate from this bug less than the flu? Oh, sorry, my betters want a new crises.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 31, 2020 05:19 PM (2ygtH)

____________


Any and all crises possible to tank the stock market and economy before the election is what they're hoping to manufacture.

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,106 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (S+sVl)

355 Listen to Schiff...or see Weinstein's nads?

discuss

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2020 05:27 PM (Y274z)

356 Maybe it's time to make January 31 some kind of Freedom Day holiday celebrated on both sides of the Atlantic?
Posted by: zombie at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (fK2gX)


Endorsed!

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 05:27 PM (NiXyF)

357 And, in a cosmic coincidence so amazing it's hard to even grasp, on the SAME DAY, January 31, 2020, both narratives came to a crashing conclusion: Brexit finally becomes law, and Donald Trump's impeachment (the culmination of the Left's revolution) collapsed and is rejected.
Maybe it's time to make January 31 some kind of Freedom Day holiday celebrated on both sides of the Atlantic?
Posted by: zombie at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (fK2gX)

Kind of thing could make one start looking seriously into astrology....

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 05:27 PM (uEbPt)

358 I honestly think nobody will remember this cornoa virus in a few months, but Trump should have shut down travel to China sooner than he did.

If we ever have a real Ebola situation, I could see us getting screwed all because we didn't want to alarm anyone.

I really could give two shits if Chinese travelers are inconvenienced.

Posted by: Blago at January 31, 2020 05:27 PM (sjTfF)

359 327 Sekulow is back.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:20 PM (M5wRT)
*******
Tape
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:24 PM (BqBId)

Yes, now they're showing Sekulow's earlier speech. When I said "He's back," he was palling around with GOP Senators on the floor.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (M5wRT)

360 305 Jeebus. Juan Williams CANT be this stupid in real life.

Can he?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (nw6Hr)


It is just one of those mysteries of life.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (sy5kK)

361 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

362
Boy, I'd love for Mitch McConnell to prove me wrong and pull a rabbit outta his ass, right now.

Prove me wrong, McConnell. Show me you're not the useless turd I think you are.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (u+zQ1)

363 not so, it was a kink with Coz. or maybe Cosby's brain told him that if he porked a hooker, the hooker would blab about it; but if he raped some starlet, the starlet would never tell because she'd feel nobody would believe her.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (ykYG2)

364 Remember when the actual President of Ukraine said Trump didn't pressure them or demand anything?
Good times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (+IACq)

He was pressured into saying that.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (uEbPt)

365 Ok.

Everytime you hear a snowflake say "COVERUP" tonite, ya'all gotra chug a beer

Posted by: fixerupper at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (nw6Hr)

366 >>> 334 I want what Stacey Abrams is smoking.

They set up these stupid things for the future that can't possible happen so that when they naturally don't they claim they were robbed due to nefarious means.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (l6b3d)

367 DoD source tells me Al-Qaeda leader Qassim al-Rimi was the target of a strike by U.S led forces in Yemen today. Intelligence agencies currently working to confirm his death.

5:14pm · 31 Jan 2020 · Twitter Web App

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (BqBId)

368 40 more minuts to Brexit! Woo-hoo!
------

Earlier I posted a pic of the Union Jack flying on the Ft. Hammer flagstaff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (xSo9G)

369 Yet ALL of hollywood and 1/2 of Washington let this sick fuck do WHATEVER HE WANTED for DECADES.

I hope you all enjoy hell because Judgement Day will NOT be kind to you.

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

370 Politico
@politico
Stacey Abrams predicts she'll be president by 2040

That will be her weight, not the year

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 05:29 PM (32YRo)

371 348
Maybe it's time to make January 31 some kind of Freedom Day holiday celebrated on both sides of the Atlantic?
Posted by: zombie at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (fK2gX)


"Congratulations, Mr. Soros! You've just won a one-way trip to Malaysia!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:29 PM (zBaqJ)

372 INTERSEX GENITALS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND DIVERSE. ADMIRATION AND APPLAUSE ARE COMPULSORY.

Posted by: Bill Board at January 31, 2020 05:29 PM (IRM4U)

373
If Sekulow was smart, he'd start treating this farce as it deserves, and show his videos of him playing in his band.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 05:29 PM (u+zQ1)

374 he thing is what the fuck is so wrong with Cosby that he could not get laid?
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (HALdu)

I also believe he never had intercourse with his accusers. In him mind that meant he was not cheating on his wife.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 05:29 PM (U9Qbt)

375 That's a WOMAN, BABY!

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2020 05:30 PM (Y274z)

376 Hadrian, I guessing on or about Feb 15th. I'm betting most all of the major details are done.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 05:30 PM (igOuu)

377 Earlier I posted a pic of the Union Jack flying on the Ft. Hammer flagstaff.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Nice !

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2020 05:30 PM (arJlL)

378 The thing is what the fuck is so wrong with Cosby that he could not get laid?
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (HALdu)

Getting laid doesn't have the same turn-on charm as rape for some people. I mean rapists are not just "guys that can't get laid".

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 05:30 PM (uEbPt)

379 >>weird that one of the few people practicing actual journalism is Ronan Farrow?


Not that weird when you consider how much anger he likely feels towards Hollywood for siding with his dad after he left his mom for his step sister, his sister came forward about her (alleged) sexually abused by him. He seems like the perfect person to tear that dysfunctional, abusive place down.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at January 31, 2020 05:30 PM (bDqIh)

380 Jesus, Mike Hammer, you're some sort of Vindman twin.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 31, 2020 05:30 PM (gd9RK)

381 Finally! Someone with a dick smaller than mine!

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 31, 2020 05:31 PM (JcXHH)

382 he thing is what the fuck is so wrong with Cosby that he could not get laid?
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:26 PM (HALdu)

There was this terrible movie a few years ago, I think it was called The New Guy, about a high schooler sent to prison. Another prisoner told him prison and high school were a lot alike. "The walls are high, the food is bad. The sex you're wanting, you ain't getting. The sex you're getting, YOU AIN'T wanting."

Anyway, I'm sure Cosby, as a rich, famous man, could get sex. But as a man in his 70s, probably not the sex he was wanting. But with drugs...

Posted by: Ted K. at January 31, 2020 05:31 PM (I6Vm1)

383 Looks like the Impeachment is back in session?

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:31 PM (+0uDE)

384 181 Portland will burn tonight.


Send troops , Mr. President.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 05:05 PM (q0qV7)

...

Reddit is going to burst into flame.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 31, 2020 05:31 PM (yL25O)

385 As I've said before, she's Rich Little with tits.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2020 05:15 PM (kw0bd)
*******
pics please

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2020 05:31 PM (Y274z)

386 particularly like the lawyerly smooth move of suggesting to the jury that they are in on the crime if they don't vote to convict. Its revolutionary!
======
Successfully used to convict papists in jolly old London back in the day.

Sadly not a joke. Jury unable to return a conviction was threatened in open court by the judge that if they did not convict the priest they too would be charged with treason. Conviction obtained a few minutes later.



Posted by: simplemind at January 31, 2020 05:31 PM (TjQfi)

387 305 Jeebus. Juan Williams CANT be this stupid in real life.

Can he?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 31, 2020 05:21 PM (nw6Hr)


man, he really is the dumb

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 05:31 PM (M+Lyo)

388
I also believe he never had intercourse with his accusers. In him mind that meant he was not cheating on his wife.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 05:29 PM (U9Qbt)


What What Up the Butt.

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2020 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

389 >>> I thought Harvey was married to an actual woman?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

He was, and she ran/runs the fashion line Marchesa. I thought all the dresses looked absolutely hideous, I didn't get why celebs constantly wore them. Then the #metoo allegations against him came out, and it all made sense. Most likely Weinstein was pressuring celebs to wear his wife's clothing line, so they did, no matter how hideous they are. I noticed a severe drop in Marchesa after, and you never hear about the brand anymore.

Posted by: LizLem at January 31, 2020 05:31 PM (hvf9s)

390 Let's put Meryl Streep on the stand and ask her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


So I'm not the only one wondering how many of those A list actresses, who are always bitching about Trump, did a little sexual quid pro quo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 05:32 PM (+lVUW)

391 it was a kink with Coz. or maybe Cosby's brain told him that if he porked a hooker, the hooker would blab about it; but if he raped some starlet, the starlet would never tell because she'd feel nobody would believe her.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January



I guess. Has to be something off with him.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:32 PM (HALdu)

392 So I get on the train home, drink a crummy beer, get off the train and stop at the pub on the way home for a pint, get served a child-size glass (12oz), open this thread and find out I'm in the LATE-300's

What else can go wrong tonight?

Posted by: Meathead with a mullet 30 years ago (aka doc-creep) at January 31, 2020 05:32 PM (QCc3e)

393 Isn't the death rate from this bug less than the flu? Oh, sorry, my betters want a new crises.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp



No one really knows, because you can't trust China's numbers.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 05:32 PM (Njtx4)

394 Rich Little Little Richard

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

395 Imagine going through life with no dick and then going to Hell.

That's bad planning, right there.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 31, 2020 05:33 PM (yL25O)

396 Is Portland burning?

Posted by: Reichsfeuher Schiff at January 31, 2020 05:33 PM (Y274z)

397 BBC covering Brexit:

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-politics-51324431

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:33 PM (M5wRT)

398 Schiff, if he can't baffle you with his bullshit, he'd be happy to lie to you

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 31, 2020 05:33 PM (/6GbT)

399 "He took it out?"

'Well...not so much IT and not so much OUT.'
'But, yeah.'

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 05:34 PM (j+/Vs)

400 Not in session yet. Quorum call.

CSPAN2 playing Sekulow's summation.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 05:34 PM (ufFY8)

401 >>@politico

Stacey Abrams predicts she'll be president by 2040



"President Stacey Mountain Dew Camacho"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 05:34 PM (bDqIh)

402 Imagine going through life with no dick and then going to Hell.
====

This is about me, isn't it?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at January 31, 2020 05:34 PM (JcXHH)

403 guess. Has to be something off with him.
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:32 PM (HALdu)

Hugh Grant got a bj from a tranny when he had Elizabeth Hurley at home.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 05:34 PM (U9Qbt)

404
So I'm not the only one wondering how many of those A list actresses, who are always bitching about Trump, did a little sexual quid pro quo.
Posted by: nerdygirl


All those softball interviews with actresses on Sunday morning news programs should really have as their first question, "Who did you have to sleep with to get your first role?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:34 PM (7rVsF)

405 Emily Compagno : palate cleanser

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 05:34 PM (q0qV7)

406 Schiff is going to say that nasty mail Murky got turned her to a no vote and the nasty mail was....FROM TRUMP!!!!111!!!!!

And Putin.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2020 05:35 PM (Y274z)

407 How can we sleep when out Portland's Burning?

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 05:35 PM (j+/Vs)

408 Live stream Brexit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVx_RS6C83w

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

409 383 Looks like the Impeachment is back in session?

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:31 PM (+0uDE)

Nope. Videos.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:35 PM (M5wRT)

410 Stacey Abrams predicts she'll be president by 2040

https://tinyurl.com/vhp2n75
Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (wiXsO)


So, the Giants can still draft her to play on the offensive line.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 31, 2020 05:35 PM (1s2j5)

411 181 Portland will burn tonight.


Send troops , Mr. President.

====
Personally, I'd send marshmallows.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at January 31, 2020 05:35 PM (d6mdH)

412 Boy, I'd love for Mitch McConnell to prove me wrong and pull a rabbit outta his ass, right now.



Prove me wrong, McConnell. Show me you're not the useless turd I think you are.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 05:28 PM (u+zQ1)



I've been gone all day. Things not going according to plan?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2020 05:35 PM (lwiT4)

413 Voting NOW!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 05:35 PM (ufFY8)

414 Hmm. Going to vote on the witness issue. Here we go...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:35 PM (CDGwz)

415 Imagine going through life with no dick and then going to Hell.

That's bad planning, right there.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 31, 2020 05:33 PM (yL2

I'm thinking life with no dick would be hell.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 05:35 PM (U9Qbt)

416 Roll call

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (wiXsO)

417 They're back! Mitch is up.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (M5wRT)

418
Hugh Grant got a bj from a tranny when he had Elizabeth Hurley at home.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 05:34 PM (U9Qbt)


He's a hideous fucker that wasn't nailing Elizabeth Hurley.

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

419 voting on witnesses now

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (cknjq)

420 They votin

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (q0qV7)

421 Well, this was unexpected. Harvey's lack of twig and berries, I mean.

I'm still waiting for GOP Failure Theater. It ain't over til it's over.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (COzlW)

422 413 Voting NOW!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 05:35 PM (ufFY



Wait, I thought this was delayed to Wednesday?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (zBaqJ)

423 Not keeping a visual count

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (ZCEU2)

424 Voting now?? Oh good!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (lwiT4)

425 Politico
@politico
Stacey Abrams predicts she'll be president by 2040


Could happen. If she's the only human survivor of a combined coronavirus and climate change catastrophe.

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (AMIL/)

426 That question was kinda more complicated than it might have been.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (M5wRT)

427 Geeze, TV guys, howabout displaying a running count?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (CDGwz)

428 Funny thing is, Weinstein didn't have to rape all the chicks he slept with. He even had at least one hot wife (Georgina Chapman) at some point.

So, a fat toad with a weird-as-hell dick still managed to attract (some) chicks. So, all the single guys out there, keep hope alive ... and maybe start a movie studio.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (hdzef)

429 ABC News

Senate voting on witnesses, at Cruz.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (+0uDE)

430 418
Hugh Grant got a bj from a tranny when he had Elizabeth Hurley at home.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 05:34 PM (U9Qbt)

He's a hideous fucker that wasn't nailing Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)


And she was a total sex bomb back then. What a waste.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (zBaqJ)

431 >> Most likely Weinstein was pressuring celebs to wear his wife's clothing
line, so they did, no matter how hideous they are. I noticed a severe
drop in Marchesa after, and you never hear about the brand anymore.


That was well known - star in Harvey's movies then you have to wear Marchesa gowns.
Apparently his (now ex) wife had another business with Alyssa Millano.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (bDqIh)

432 He's a hideous fucker that wasn't nailing Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)


Harvey Ficus's wife was beautiful as well

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (M+Lyo)

433 Collins just voted "aye" for witnesses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

434 Was Collins a yes?

Posted by: Toni at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (RdRuc)

435 329 Does anybody trust the "self quarantine " idea. I don't recall this working with Ebola. One doc took an uber to the bowling alley, another couldn't resist going out for soup.
Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 05:22 PM (ONvIw)

"Shelter in place."
Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 05:24 PM (NiXyF)
************
If you breathe something say something.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (Y274z)

436 This is on witnesses.
Durbin just voted aye, so we want a No.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (ufFY8)

437 Holding my breath

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (ZCEU2)

438 425 Politico
@politico
Stacey Abrams predicts she'll be president by 2040


Could happen. If she's the only human survivor of a combined coronavirus and climate change catastrophe.
Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (AMIL/)


Maybe Bartertown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (zBaqJ)

439 223 Portland will burn tonight.

That may solve a long-standing family issue.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 31, 2020 05:10 PM (4Qf3V)

My first thought as well. I have a lib brother in law who for years has been telling us it's the Greatest City on Earth.

but don't burn Powell's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)

440 423 Not keeping a visual count
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (ZCEU2)

C-SPAN is.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (M5wRT)

441 Straight Party Line votes

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (+0uDE)

442 There is a phrase in show business"directors rights respected" it means the director gets to fuck the actress if she hire her.


Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (HALdu)

443 Voting on witnesses?

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (a0IVu)

444 The only good part is I'm in a Romainian mafia bar, sipping their version of schnapps (svetka?) And the head mafia guy doesn't hate me since he found out I'm just dumb versus a threat. There was a dumpster outside with my body's name on it the first time I came in here and offered to buy a round of drinks for the patrons... they dont generally like non-Romanis in a place like this.

Posted by: Meathead with a mullet 30 years ago (aka doc-creep) at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (QCc3e)

445 405 Emily Compagno : palate cleanser
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 05:34 PM (q0qV7)



Emily Compagno : main course

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (sy5kK)

446
Stacey Abrams predicts she'll be president by 2040



https://tinyurl.com/vhp2n75

Posted by: redridinghood

Diabetes and heart disease will be co-presidents.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (2ygtH)

447 So they're going to recess after the vote? Until when?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (4thlk)

448 So honestly I am kinda rooting for Warren now so I can watch some little trans kid picking the Cabinet.

Cause that would be awesome.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (ZfRYq)

449 433 Collins just voted "aye" for witnesses.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (ptqGC)


May she lose in November and John James win.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (zBaqJ)

450 They are voting on whether to consider suspending debate into whether they should continue debating on where to order takeout for dinner.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (pXwuO)

451 bitch Collins was an aye.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (ufFY8)

452 224 He has a dick. No testicles.
_______________

Did he ever have testicular cancer? The woman said she found a bloody needle in the trash after one of the events, and that he'd been injecting his penis with some kind of "dead penis" drug that she googled.

Sometimes men who have had prostate or testicular or other types of cancer in the pelvic region have to give themselves injections in the penis in order to get erections.


Anyway, sounds like he's pretty much of a horror show, whatever the reason. I feel sorry for his kids. Imagine having to hear about this kind of stuff from your friends at school.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (k4dH2)

453 Collins was a yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

454 Finally.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (lwiT4)

455 And she was a total sex bomb back then. What a waste.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (zB

She ain't too bad now at 53. In fact , almost sexier. I guess that's because I'm 29 and have an older woman fantasy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (U9Qbt)

456 Manchin ... aye

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (wiXsO)

457
I've been gone all day. Things not going according to plan?

Posted by: grammie winger



The farce is still continuing, if that helps.
I'm being told McConnell has a plan and he's handling this perfectly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (u+zQ1)

458 Collins just voted "aye" for witnesses.


Traitorous wobbly whore.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (q0qV7)

459
And she was a total sex bomb back then. What a waste.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (zBaqJ)


Right? I mean, she's at home and you're out begging a tranny for a beej.

He wasn't tagging that, or he's a closet fag that hasn't come out and it was a "Michael Jackson / Lisa Marie Pressley" thing.

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

460 Why is anybody surprised Harvey doesn't have a dick?

He's a Democrat, isn't he?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (d6Ksn)

461 446
Diabetes and heart disease will be co-presidents.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (2ygtH)


Gap-tooth tan Wilford Brimley. With no penis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (zBaqJ)

462 Manchin voted yes

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

463 Manchin voted yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

464 Good heavens, Boris Johnson could not comb his hair before giving his speech?

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (a0IVu)

465 Murkowski vote no witnsesses

Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (MxEKc)

466 Murk - no

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

467 427 Geeze, TV guys, howabout displaying a running count?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (CDGwz)


MSNBC has that

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (AMIL/)

468 Murky was a no.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (q0qV7)

469 Stacey Abrams predicts she'll be president by 2040





Is that some kind of code for 500 lbs?

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (HALdu)

470 Murkowsky no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

471 murkowsky no

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (ufFY8)

472 So they're going to recess after the vote? Until when?
Posted by: lowandslow
------

Next January would suit me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (xSo9G)

473 So, on the witness thing...

If the House came back next week and screeched, "Trump colluded with RUSSIA!" with no evidence presented by the House Managers - would the Senate be honor/duty bound to call a few hundred witnesses like Mueller?

Serious question.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (wbsNB)

474 135
https://mobile.twitter.com/The_Dr_Caveman/ status/1223361888647622657



If it is proven that China was weaponizing this, what should the world's response be?
Nothing will be proven. Mustn't upset the U.S.- China dictators.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (+CiEK)

475 Romney yes-screw him.

Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (MxEKc)

476 Mittens voted yes

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

477 Manchin voted Yes? Aw I was hoping he'd flip.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (lwiT4)

478 Romney a yes. Fucker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

479 463 Manchin voted yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

Can never count on this turd.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (a0IVu)

480 Romney votes for witnesses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:40 PM (xSo9G)

481 Romney screwing us as expected.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:40 PM (+0uDE)

482 Romney - YES

Rat shit bastard.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 05:40 PM (q0qV7)

483 cock cuck Romney aye

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 05:40 PM (ufFY8)

484
I wonder if Joe's Man-Chin or Sinema might vote no.

Doubtful, at least on this, but still.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:40 PM (zBaqJ)

485 Herd Murkowski no, so its officially over

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2020 05:40 PM (RT6Hk)

486 I've been gone all day. Things not going according to plan?

Unless your plan was to read about Harvey Weinstein's undercarriage

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 05:40 PM (ykYG2)

487 Romney needs to be primaried. What an asshole.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

488 He wasn't tagging that, or he's a closet fag that hasn't come out and it was a "Michael Jackson / Lisa Marie Pressley" thing.
Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

He's an upper crust Brit, so...

Posted by: Ted K. at January 31, 2020 05:40 PM (I6Vm1)

489 477 Manchin voted Yes? Aw I was hoping he'd flip.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2020 05:39 PM (lwiT4)

I'm hoping West Virginians kick his ass out of office.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 31, 2020 05:40 PM (d6Ksn)

490 If there ARE witnesses, this is going to get *very* interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (xSo9G)

491 sinema - aye

Rather she was an aye for a handjob on a plane.
Sad!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (ufFY8)

492 Going to be 50 - 50

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (ZCEU2)

493 I wonder if Joe's Man-Chin or Sinema might vote no.

Doubtful, at least on this, but still.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January



Would be the smart thing to do.

They would be know as mavericks.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (HALdu)

494 Anyone ask the otters about Harvey?





Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

495 Mittens and Manchin voted for witnesses. Why am I more surprised at Manchin than Romney?

Posted by: Toni at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (RdRuc)

496
So along with Brext and this coming to an end on the same day, they come to an end within the same hour.

K'nina hura.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)

497 Interesting to see what Sinema will do

Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (lwiT4)

498 Portland will burn tonight.


Send troops , Mr. President.

====
Personally, I'd send marshmallows.


How are marshmallows going to prevent the antifa dorks from escaping the flames?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (4Qf3V)

499 455 She ain't too bad now at 53. In fact , almost sexier. I guess that's because I'm 29 and have an older woman fantasy.

how YOU doin?

Posted by: rBg bringin all the boys to the yard at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (l6b3d)

500 >>He wasn't tagging that, or he's a closet fag that hasn't come out and it was a "Michael Jackson / Lisa Marie Pressley" thing.

He's had 5 kids with three different women in recent years. Making up for lost time or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (bDqIh)

501 Why did Blumenthal get called twice?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (xSo9G)

502 492 Going to be 50 - 50
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (ZCEU2)


50-50 means it's dead. Roberts cannot be the tiebreaker.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (zBaqJ)

503 497 Interesting to see what Sinema will do
Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (lwiT4)

aye from her too

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (a0IVu)

504 Isn't it weird that one of the few people practicing actual journalism is Ronan Farrow?

I saw a photo of him the other day. He looks a LOT more like Sinatra than Woody Allen.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (+lVUW)

505 497
Interesting to see what Sinema will do


Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (lwiT4)

see 491

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (ufFY8)

506 Unless your plan was to read about Harvey Weinstein's undercarriage
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January




heh

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (HALdu)

507 I want my 2012 Romney vote back, I may move to Utah just so I can vote against him.

Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (MxEKc)

508 Boom! Done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (xSo9G)

509 Maybe HW was severely sexually abused when he was little and it turned him into a monster. Maybe his genitals are mangled because some evil adult did sick things to him.

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (9h8B4)

510 51 - 49 its over

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)

511 51 no

49 yes

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (+0uDE)

512 49-51 suck it bitches


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (ufFY8)

513 aye from her too

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (a0IVu)



Well crap.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (lwiT4)

514 Interesting to see what Sinema will do


Posted by: grammie winger at January



You mean her vote or for money?

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (HALdu)

515 He's a hideous fucker that wasn't nailing Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)


If you are an item with Elizabeth Hurley, how do you even get out of the apartment? Or for that matter, the bed?

I'll take "Unanswerable Questions for $1,000, Alex".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 05:43 PM (sy5kK)

516 Is that it? When the acquit vote? Wednesday?

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 05:43 PM (a0IVu)

517 498 Portland will burn tonight.


Send troops , Mr. President.

====
Personally, I'd send marshmallows.

How are marshmallows going to prevent the antifa dorks from escaping the flames?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 31, 2020 05:41 PM (4Qf3V)


Also, Antifa is here in Hymietown causing trouble on the subways.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:43 PM (zBaqJ)

518 51 - 49 its over

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)



Praise the Lord!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2020 05:43 PM (lwiT4)

519 recess

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:43 PM (M5wRT)

520 saw a photo of him the other day. He looks a LOT more like Sinatra than Woody Allen.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (+lVUW

If he was Sinatra's kid he would have gotten a DNA test faster than you could say DNA.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 05:43 PM (U9Qbt)

521 Interesting to see what Sinema will do


Stay bought like the other whores.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (q0qV7)

522 Any man made pathogen that kills or cripples the resources of a country is a bioweapon.

It's like a nuke going off accidentally in a citywide killing people and not calling it a nuclear weapon. Accidentally or not, the same hold true for man made pathogens and chemicals. They are weapons.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (COOIw)

523 Maybe HW was severely sexually abused when he was little and it turned him into a monster. Maybe his genitals are mangled because some evil adult did sick things to him.
Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 05:42 PM (9h8B4)


Fine.

The fact that hollywood and 1/2 of D.C. let him do what he did for DECADES takes them straight to hell.

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

524 nood

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (a0IVu)

525
The same day and hour as Brexit!

Oh happy day!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (zBaqJ)

526 516 Is that it? When the acquit vote? Wednesday?
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 05:43 PM (a0IVu)

They're talking about that in recess.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (M5wRT)

527 Blood for the blood god!

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (DB16e)

528 Shut up, Juan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

529

McConnell is going to allow Schumer some more motions, Fake News just told me.

Motions on what? I dunno. I suspect...more witnesses.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (u+zQ1)

530 Hawaiian judge will rule that Congress must remain in session.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (xSo9G)

531
Aye 49 / Nay 51

No further witnesses.

Adjourned.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (pNxlR)

532 "When the acquit vote? Wednesday?"


Don't know, they can't come to a schedule agreement. They're in recess.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (4thlk)

533
51 - 49 its over
Posted by: Skip


WAAAAAAAH!!!!

*stomps feet*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (7rVsF)

534 I bet money Mitch lets the Dem Senators go to Iowa Monday.

And the trial will be postponed until Wednesday.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2020 05:44 PM (ZfRYq)

535
And she was a total sex bomb back then. What a waste.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 05:37 PM (zBaqJ)


Back then?


Have you seen a pic of her recently?


whoa.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 05:45 PM (sy5kK)

536 Maybe his genitals are mangled because some evil adult did sick things to him.

botched circumcision?

Posted by: AndrewYang at January 31, 2020 05:45 PM (Rarvo)

537 If you are an item with Elizabeth Hurley, how do you even get out of the apartment? Or for that matter, the bed?

I'll take "Unanswerable Questions for $1,000, Alex".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 05:43 PM (sy5kK)


If she's lettin me, there ain't no skin left on my junk I'm hittin that till I can't no mo.

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2020 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

538 Annnnd, here goes Schumer....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:45 PM (xSo9G)

539 Logically (Yeah, I know. It's the Senate.), if you voted for witnesses, wouldn't that be an admission that you didn't think there was enough evidence as is, but you could decide if given more?

I mean, if you don't think there's been enough witness testimony already to convict, don't you have to vote for acquittal?

Posted by: Ted K. at January 31, 2020 05:45 PM (I6Vm1)

540
End this shit show tomorrow, Mitch!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 05:46 PM (pNxlR)

541 'Chuck', 'Fuck', and 'Cuck' all rhyme. Coincidence?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 05:46 PM (xSo9G)

542 Not one dem voted against witnesses?

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 05:46 PM (9h8B4)

543
recess
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 05:43 PM (M5wRT)


Yay! Jungle gyms! Dodgeball!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 05:46 PM (7rVsF)

544 Dudes and Dudettes, I know Romney sucks and we're judging Manchin on the with us or not with us scale, but witnesses is not bad for us.

Witnesses means shit drags out. Why not? What else are they doing. Witnesses means Dem corruption aired in public and the press has to cover it.

Just because our side is against witnesses doesn't mean witnesses bad.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 05:46 PM (gd9RK)

545
Collins and Romney caved for Aye.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 05:47 PM (pNxlR)

546
Dragging this out with witnesses means the Senate does not conduct other business, like confirming judges.

Let Graham tackle this without unwarranted and further interference from Roberts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 05:48 PM (pNxlR)

547 Collins. Scrunt democrat. Trying to keep her base happy.

Posted by: Case at January 31, 2020 05:49 PM (NWcw2)

548 It was under 10 million though.

Posted by: simplemind


Best case I ever took to a jury, by a factor of one million, I lost badly and my client sued me. Fucking jury.

Worst case I ever took to a jury, by a factor of a million, I won completely unexpectedly and the client referred the firm I was working for to an international corporation to do all their complex litigation (an opportunity my boss didn't take). Fucking juries!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 31, 2020 05:49 PM (fp3O8)

549
Portland will burn tonight.

----

If they are accepting contributions, I will offer two gallons of gas, and a bottle of lighter fluid.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:49 PM (+0uDE)

550 recess

Now they'll head for the senatorial monkey bars and tetherball poles.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 31, 2020 05:49 PM (4Qf3V)

551
542 Not one dem voted against witnesses?
Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 05:46 PM (9h8B4)


Nope.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 05:50 PM (pNxlR)

552 Emily Compagno wears a wedding ring.

Posted by: JAS at January 31, 2020 05:50 PM (IsG7k)

553 451 bitch Collins was an aye.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 05:38 PM (ufFY

We've known this all week. The vote is going to be 51-49 for witnesses, so all the squishes in the middle, including Manchin, can virtue signal. This presumably frees both he and Collins up to vote yes on acquittal. I predict 51 - 49 today, 55-45 whenever we get to acquittal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

554 Good news, a Utah state legislator is introducing a bill to allow a recall of sitting Utah senators. Can be used against Romney.

"Quinn said he started drafting the bill 'weeks and weeks ago' after some constituents came to him raising ideas of how Utah could return to a "pre-17th Amendment" time, or when U.S. senators were appointed rather than elected.

To Quinn, a six-year term for a senator is a lengthy term, and his bill would be a "good mechanism in place to make any senator, current or future, a little more accountable to those who elected him or her."

Posted by: LizLem at January 31, 2020 05:50 PM (hvf9s)

555 Do States have the right to recall a Senator?

Posted by: JAS at January 31, 2020 05:52 PM (IsG7k)

556
Dudes and Dudettes, I know Romney sucks and we're judging Manchin on the with us or not with us scale, but witnesses is not bad for us.

Witnesses means shit drags out. Why not? What else are they doing. Witnesses means Dem corruption aired in public and the press has to cover it.

Just because our side is against witnesses doesn't mean witnesses bad.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 05:46 PM

-----

NO! You want witnesses? Get Lindsey Graham to call an investigation and subpoena the witnesses.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 05:52 PM (+0uDE)

557 I'm betting Bolton does not have a kill-shot on PDT. If he did, Schiff would have it by now and he'd use it (or the NYT will reveal it on his behalf).

But Schiff will try to turn whatever Bolton puts in his book into a kill-shot, by misquoting Bolton and saying his usual BS like, "Common sense tells us what Bolton really meant, that Trump was blackmailing Zelensky for dirt, a lot of dirt, on Joe Biden."

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2020 05:53 PM (AMIL/)

558 "This will be cited in impeachment trials from this point until the end of history," Rep. Schiff says of precedent set by refusing to call witnesses."

Well DUH you idiot. We told you that from the beginning, that's why we told you it was completely self destructive for the House to bring a half assed Impeachment action - once it failed, you were going to hurt the chances of any future impeachment actions from now on. You just cut Congress' throat, you assholes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 05:54 PM (Kpl3J)

559 555 Do States have the right to recall a Senator?
Posted by: JAS at January 31, 2020 05:52 PM (IsG7k)

No.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 05:54 PM (Kpl3J)

560
Alex Salvi @alexsalvinews
6m
BREAKING: Marie Yovanovitch, the former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine, has retired from the State Department.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:55 PM (BqBId)

561 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 05:46 PM
*******
Not The Senate's Job

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:58 PM (BqBId)

562 348 And, in a cosmic coincidence so amazing it's hard to even grasp, on
the SAME DAY, January 31, 2020, both narratives came to a crashing
conclusion: Brexit finally becomes law, and Donald Trump's impeachment
(the culmination of the Left's revolution) collapsed and is rejected.


i thought they had extended the impeachment farce 'til wednesday.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 31, 2020 06:00 PM (sGtp+)

563 Ok serious question. When is the Schiff show going to over over? When do we get to see the slow walk of shame back over to the house while everyone throws.tomatos at them?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2020 06:00 PM (9dzlp)

564 Maybe he was normally equipped, and then somebody kicked him.

Posted by: jdgalt at January 31, 2020 06:00 PM (3SFo/)

565 While it has reached absurdity long ago, it's not really funny. This is the kind of thing that can break up a country.

If Democrats really believe they can use the FBI and the CIA to rig elections, then there is no incentive for polity, only the Law of the Jungle and By Any Means Necessary. Unless a price is paid for Coup-Gate, it will happen again. It has to. New crimes must be committed to hide the old crimes,

Already, this Impeachment Coup was designed to cover the Mueller/Russia Coup which was designed to cover the original Spy-Gate Coup. And each new outrage divides us even further.

Chris Wray's pathetic Bias Training ain't it. If Barr and Durham don't drop the hammer soon and hard, there may not be much left to drop it on. This won't go on forever.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 31, 2020 06:09 PM (Ndje9)

566 The Dems don't want a quick vote because they don't want Trump marching into the House to give his State of the Union address as a vindicated man.

Posted by: Dilsin at January 31, 2020 06:10 PM (6ywVM)

567 Unrelated: Adam Schiff warns "this body will die!" in effort to shame senators.

Just something he picked up at Buck's house.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 31, 2020 06:15 PM (Ndje9)

568 "She said he looked like a burn victim."

That's hot!
Maybe time for Ace to revise his Skankathon story.

Posted by: Matthew Slater at January 31, 2020 06:48 PM (kk8TL)

569 LOL, Schiff can pound sand up his ass.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 31, 2020 07:31 PM (qu1px)

570 6m
BREAKING: Marie Yovanovitch, the former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine, has retired from the State Department.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 05:55 PM (BqBI


She wasnt fired?!??

The Lois Lerner career path.

So disgusting

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 09:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

571 Holy crap! This is noteworthy. Weinstein has what looks like a vagina and Epstein had a dick that looked like an egg. Sumpin' real fishy with this "transgender"-like anatomy. Hmmmm...and all them Hollywood demons are full into this transgendering thing. Coincidence?

Posted by: timajin at January 31, 2020 09:34 PM (AL9FO)

572 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mr. DeMille, can we have a close up? Just so there is no lying
going on. No? Well, there would be if it was a
woman. Just saying

Posted by: Kitty at February 02, 2020 09:57 AM (NLEnr)

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