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Elizabeth Warren: I Will Permit a "Young Trans Person" to Pick My Secretary of Education For Me
"I'm gonna have a secretary of education that this young trans person interviews on my behalf," Warren said. "And only if this person believes that our secretary of education nominee is someone who is committed to creating a welcoming environment, a safe environment, and a full educational curriculum for everyone, will that person actually be advanced to be secretary of education."Her Secretary of Energy will be hand selected by, you guessed it, Truculent Truant Greta Thunberg.
Video below. Thanks to redridinghood.
Warren says that she will have a "young trans person" interview her future Secretary of Education and only hire this future secretary if the young trans person approves.
— Mary Margaret Olohan (@MaryMargOlohan) January 30, 2020
This in reference to a question about sex education/LGBTQ history in public schools. pic.twitter.com/txyt6OI6FX
@SethAMandel Is Elizabeth Warren real or have right-wing minds simply conjured her from existing materials like a woke golem
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 30, 2020 02:16 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (16zZI)
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (Izzlo)
Should be able to diagnose her clinically insane at this point and drag her away in a white suit.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: henry at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: Heirloominati at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (GC07d)
How will she know if they're trans? Will they have to produce medical records?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (13CQC)
I guess I can read the old one again.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: jmel at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (RWHIh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (NWiLs)
How much further left can this primary season go?
This isn't "left", it's "dumb".
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (XzVUd)
They're synonyms.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (Zm+LZ)
The left is evil.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (ptqGC)
.... or maybe a Camaro, in a pinch....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (OUMaO)
And now it's been added with Massachusetts is so embarrassed by Warren that they successfully primary her the next time she's up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (q80AH)
Is Elizabeth Warren real or have right-wing minds simply conjured her from existing materials like a woke golem
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You're right Ace, that's funny.
Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: ShainS at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (nzgbV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (hLRSq)
And she'll hire Jessica Yaniv as Commissar of Wax My Lady-Balls.
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (fK2gX)
H1-B
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (Izzlo)
I guess I can read the old one again.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (l8gTz)
They're all incarnations of Cyric.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (1CjJc)
Oh right, because this isn't about education, it's about pleasing your LGBTQ donors and getting the MSM to fawn over you.
This is INSANE.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (Izzlo)
IKR !!!
No mention of OtherKin either. Patriarchal tool that FrontHole Identifier be ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: pep at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (VwPLx)
It's like being trans, without all the messy knife-work.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (LJs1M)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (hLRSq)
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Remember when Trump pandered to a large section of the electorate by saying that he wanted strong borders and everyone called him crazy?
Good times...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (BeXv9)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (16zZI)
Is the "this" in that sentence referring to a specific teen tranny, or just some generic teen tranny in general?
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Max Power at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (q177U)
(a) how many genders are there? and
(b) should Tranny Story Hour be mandatory?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: AOC at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: ShainS at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (nzgbV)
Touchin' & Squeezin' Authority? Choo-choo!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Undocumented at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (F2zrw)
How will she know if they're trans? Will they have to produce medical records?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Oh, never mind, I see. She already has the self-ID'd tranny in mind and that person picks the SOE.
For a second there I thought she was vowing to pick a trans SOE, which is silly as that would be radical.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (4thlk)
Hail, hail, fire and snow
Call the angel we will go
Far away, for to see
Friendly Angel, come to me
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (aKsyK)
Adam Housley @adamhousley
2h
Ok this is simple for the people overreacting. I broke the FBI targeting story. I reported everything I knew. The phone call mentioned several names. Just now got a second. Fox required 2 sources. Truth is coming out. I reported they targeted his son. Ask @vabelle2010
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (FhXTo)
Oh, so you get a victim card, and you get a victim card, and you get a victim card. Woohoo, look how educated you all are now! You can identify a microagression and self-censor like a boss. Sorry you can't do math. Well, not that sorry. If you could, you would know my student loan forgiveness plan is crap. Them's the breaks.
Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (MmFTx)
I thought this was actually amusing from superc**k Seth:
@SethAMandel
"Is Elizabeth Warren real or have right-wing minds simply conjured her from existing materials like a woke golem"
Yeah, but Cuck Mandel says this out of exasperation not fun.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (7MK/T)
Posted by: Emily Litella at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)
Actually that bit about "wrong things on social media" reminds me of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, when Jay and Silent Bob decide to travel the country and beat up any kid who made fun of them on the internet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tranny Interviewer at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (BeXv9)
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Yeah, we joke about her, but this loony fake Indian is pathologically ambitious for power. In the manner of a Josef Stalin or Pol Pot. She is dangerous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (k4dH2)
that they successfully primary her the next time she's up.
THIS
Posted by: Rep. Joe "ginger" Kennedy who wants in the Senate NOW at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (bDqIh)
(a) how many genders are there? and
(b) should Tranny Story Hour be mandatory?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (puu6v)
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(c) does someone have to actually cut off their balls to become a woman, or is just calling oneself a woman good enough?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (KUaJL)
At the next debate, they should engage in a woke off to the death.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (1CjJc)
Whatever happens, the Dem convention is going to be lit AF. It will be a big show on who or what group can out left the left.
Posted by: Cheri
And remember everyone, we can't all sit on the left side or the convention center will tip over.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (IttZ7)
84 I saw Woke Golem open for Nonbinary Merfolk at the Hollywood Bowl.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (KUaJL)
hordemind strikes again.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (KUaJL)
I thought this was actually amusing from superc**k Seth:
@SethAMandel
"Is Elizabeth Warren real or have right-wing minds simply conjured her from existing materials like a woke golem"
Yeah, but Cuck Mandel says this out of exasperation not fun.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (7MK/T)
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"Why are you making my continued choice to turn my back on the Republican Party look so foolish and stupid?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Zombie Johnie Cochran at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (nfcV2)
Maybe she should consider picking Jessica Yaniv, that individual from Canada to be her Secretary of Ed? True, she's not American and may know nothing about education, but darnit she's trangendered!! Who cares if she's a violent nut who tries to prey on kids?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Max Power at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (q177U)
that they successfully primary her the next time she's up.
THIS
Posted by: Rep. Joe "ginger" Kennedy who wants in the Senate NOW at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (bDqIh)
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And then another generation of Kennedys can run for president.
Winners all!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (NWiLs)
She's losing the latter two apace.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (HALdu)
Presumably she does, but her advisers are young trannies.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (KUaJL)
--Schiff, on Giuliani
That was a real tongue-twister.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (M5wRT)
Maybe she should consider picking Jessica Yaniv, that individual from Canada to be her Secretary of Ed? True, she's not American and may know nothing about education, but darnit she's trangendered!! Who cares if she's a violent nut who tries to prey on kids?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (WI7YS)
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Whites?
Men?
Christians?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (Izzlo)
Secretary of Labor to be picked by the Machine Elves.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (+Smjf)
Alternate post title:
Warren Visits Farmers In Iowa, Pledges To Make An Ear Of Corn Her Vice President...
Joe Biden's Campaign Called And Said, "They Stole Our Idea!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (7MK/T)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (puu6v)
They go after the kids, always. The delicious young boys they like the most.
Got to get to them before they realize the future issues that will inevitably result. Saw an interview with a girl who went boy then girl and she is fucked for life.
All because these immoral progs want...they want something, to be on the vanguard for selfish reasons perhaps, for economic reasons perhaps. It's all selfish.
Warren should not be trusted around children, jsut as Old Hairy Legs shouldn't be either...hell, even creepy Mayor Pete...nope.
On another point, is Joe pulling a Vincent Gigante and playing senile, or is he really that bad. He seems to get worse when people start talking about his asshole idiot son being a corrupt leech.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (0tFNp)
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Yeah, we joke about her, but this loony fake Indian is pathologically ambitious for power. In the manner of a Josef Stalin or Pol Pot. She is dangerous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (k4dH2)
And the next demoncrat who becomes President will be even crazier than her. They just keep moving the window further left
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: AOC at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (Zm+LZ)
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Joe Biden will announce a plan to sell America to China for $1 billion deposited in his personal bank account with Hunter appointed Governor Protectorate.
Posted by: ShainS at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (nzgbV)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (/1g9w)
Posted by: liawatha at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (JFO2v)
tranny approved is much better.
Posted by: x at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (nFwvY)
********
DOJ relents, says it would accept probation for Michael Flynn as he moves to withdraw guilty plea
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (Zm+LZ)
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Joe Biden will announce a plan to sell America to China for $1 billion deposited in his personal bank account with Hunter appointed Governor Protectorate.
Posted by: ShainS at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (nzgbV)
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His word as a Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (/4YT6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (7rVsF)
They are pandering to ever smaller slices of the electorate. The curse
of identity politics is hitting the Democrats really hard. It would
take a heart of stone not to laugh out loud at this.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (hLRSq)
Here's the thing, I don't know that this is pandering to a tiny slice of the electorate. It's one of those 'Universalist' tics. While there are such a tiny number of trans people, there is a huge swath of people who would consider this move 'loving and brave', and lots of those people have money and influence.
I think however the actual size and influence of this bloc is being over-estimated; being in certain social circles probably makes it seem bigger than it is.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (vEIlU)
A gang member will select the HUD Secretary.
Posted by: Undocumented
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The president of PETA will pick Sec of Interior.
Too many good choices out there to pick Sec State and Sec Def -- a radical Imam, a visiting Chinese scholar?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Chris M at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (BeXv9)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (N39Ws)
Does that extend to the NRA?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: person with no qualifications whatsoever at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 30, 2020 02:27 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Chris M at January 30, 2020 02:27 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 30, 2020 02:27 PM (4e+hS)
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Shouldn't be a problem either way so long as he fucking is anal.
Posted by: G at January 30, 2020 02:27 PM (5NMZN)
The "house dimwits" didn't like that one. Haha. Good going Sekulow. I don't know how Trump's lawyers hold back like they do. I know they are professional, but this is so ridiculous...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:27 PM (vEIlU)
Plus, if she wins the nomination, he'll be doing back-rending twisting turns to explain why he has to vote for her over Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: 4th Grade Trans Student at January 30, 2020 02:27 PM (q1Pj5)
well played, Liawatha
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (Rarvo)
Also, it's Level 1000000 Fantasy
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:27 PM (M5wRT)
David Frizzell: I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
Posted by: Downcast at January 30, 2020 02:27 PM (jwdeQ)
Mini Mike is a good representative of the Democratic Party, then.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:27 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: jd at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (cIj06)
Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2020
*
*
Where and when will this circus be held?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (Ejm1K)
Remember when Trump pandered to a large section of the electorate by saying that he wanted strong borders and everyone called him crazy?
Good times...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (q80AH)
Yeah - let's see, pander to ever more microscopic identity groups or pander to an electoral majority? Man, this is a tough decision!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (nRk/c)
He worries me a little. He's woke, but not Venezuela woke. He can appeal to the crazy base & the big money democrats
Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: This_Is_CNN at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (CT57M)
well played, Liawatha
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (Rarvo)
Now THIS is podracing!
Posted by: anakin at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (KUaJL)
Men?
Christians?
Thing is this: I made my choice in 1979 and have lived with it since then.
Since then I have voted for a Democrat for partisan office exactly once (Feinstein's first run for Senate) because the GOPer in opposition was a loon (Michael Huffington). That was probably a mistake, as she drilled her way into entertainment-industry money and gave us, among other things, DMCA.
It's a mistake I'll never repeat. No Democrats, ever.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (8erNz)
Child Rapist to Be Released from Prison Because He Is Changing Gender
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: AlmostYuman at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (aavn9)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (+Smjf)
That doesn't exactly narrow it down.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: FUGAZI at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (BeXv9)
Like Obama shutting down Gitmo the first day in office? She has zero intentions of doing any of this crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (KZzsI)
I self-identify as a world-famous education expert with a PhD from Harvard in Education Theory and 25 years experience as a Chancellor. Pick me!
Posted by: person with no qualifications whatsoever
You're more qualified than are most MBA consultants brought in to advise about corporate strategy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (7rVsF)
Ace mentioned the "media" a.k.a. Fake News is attacking Dershowitz. Well, even the late night fake comedians obeyed the fatwa and discredited the learned law professor, last night.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (7MK/T)
Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cochran at January 30, 2020 02:28 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (FOGOI)
Look everybody!!! It's Chief Pandering Squaw!!!
There's no way that this sort of tone-deaf stunt can fly with anyone. It's so transparently (pun intended) clingy and desperate.
Posted by: imp at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (SFOr6)
ambitious for power. In the manner of a Josef Stalin or Pol Pot. She is
dangerous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (k4dH2)
Yeah, but at least President Warren won't give us gulags. Right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (KUaJL)
Secretary of Homeland Security vetted by an illegal alien.
Secretary of Energy vetted by the CEO of Solyndra.
Attorney General vetted by Stephen Avery.
These aren't that funny -- too on-the-nose. Someone do better.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (Rarvo)
113 Prediction: Warren drops out after New Hampshire, endorses Buttgag (it would have been Biden three or four months ago), and expects to get the Veep nomination.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM
I think you're onto something. Also, your cat probably deserved it.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (/+bwe)
Now THIS is Level 1000000 Pandering
well played, Liawatha
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2020 02:26 PM (Rarvo)
If you think about it, it's almost the perfect virtue signal. What does it really mean? Who picks the Trans Person who will approve the Edu sec? Could that trans person just be Warren, boy for a day? (I don't think they'd go that far.) How could it be possible for the trans person to be anything other than a front-facing rubber-stamper?
I guess they're pre-planning jobs for Jazz or whatever his name is now.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (Eg9+v)
"Shouldn't be a problem either way so long as he fucking is anal."
Her voice is permanently changed to a deep male voice.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (0tFNp)
Without such an amendment, Republicans warn, the powerful CFPB would have the legal authority to make nearly any criteria mandatory for a private credit evaluation company to take into consideration, paving the way for a system in which the federal government has the power to assign numerical scores to individuals based on their loyalty to a certain political party, membership in civil society groups that the government approves or disapproves of, or other private behaviors.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (/1g9w)
She's about to go supernova right before our eyes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (YqDXo)
better tape it to your leg.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: josephistan
Yeah, no, I can't see the black vote turning out for him.
Posted by: pep at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (T6t7i)
Maybe there's an anatomy class link here somewhere?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (KY8WN)
Posted by: Lizzy Warren at January 30, 2020 02:30 PM (r+sAi)
And how does Lizzie remember all these things she's promised?
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Yeah, that's gonna be tough when it comes time to take everything back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:30 PM (13CQC)
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I'd like to see somebody ask her if there are any limits on the president's power, or any limits on the power of the federal government for that matter, and if she says "yes," ask her to say what those limits are.
Because she certainly acts -- and makes her "here's what I'm going to do when I'm president" list -- as if there are no limits whatsoever. (Unless the president is named Trump, of course. We all know there are substantial limits on HIS power).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:30 PM (k4dH2)
Let off the hook (for the time being): Biden saying, "why yes, I'd take jobs from hundreds of thousands or even millions in states we need to win to stop fracking in the interest of climate change."
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 30, 2020 02:30 PM (8/DeP)
Right now Trotsky is spinning in his grave over Ladyboy Governance.
You and that Ulyanov dude own this, may you never get a pussy-bearing date in Hell.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:30 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (/1g9w)
She's about to go supernova right before our eyes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (YqDXo)
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Funny thing is the real frontrunner (Bernie) is already as red as one can be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:30 PM (q80AH)
This means Biden will have to pledge to pick a dead Ukrainian (thanks to Trump) as his attorney general.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:31 PM (7MK/T)
Posted by: RobM1981 at January 30, 2020 02:31 PM (hgIJK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (ptqGC)
Unless she finds out Bernie is offering them ... then she'll think of some improvement like "gulags, with native american torture".
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 30, 2020 02:31 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 30, 2020 02:31 PM (+rSZX)
Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 02:31 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 02:31 PM (7rVsF)
Warren's problem isn't that she faked the Indian thing, her problem is that she's incompetent and stupid.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (+lVUW)
The Dems would be obliterated because blacks, latinos and white people would vote for this overwhelmingly.
Bye Bye Dem party.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (/4YT6)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (13CQC)
It's really difficult to mock the insane.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
What, where they rip out your heart while it's still beating?
I figure she'd just settle for waterboarding every white male just for the hell of it.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (8erNz)
You and that Ulyanov dude own this, may you never get a pussy-bearing date in Hell.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:30 PM (8erNz)
Trotsky is probably laughing like a madman, "NOTHING BUT THE STRUGGLE" he screams at a high pitch as he burns in, but is never consumed by, molten tallow.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (Eg9+v)
Of course, it's all academic (?), since Warren doesn't have a dog's chance of winning the general election, and she's not even looking good for the nomination.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (7MK/T)
Posted by: zmdavid at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (xqRaG)
You could be helping bring access to adults in under-served communities, but you want to pander to children.
Go away.
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Yeah, she seems like a crazy outlier, but I think she probably ends up the last one standing and gets the nomination. Sanders and Biden are both too old and in horrible health. Buttgag has zero shot with his name, husband and flaming in your face homosexuality mixed with scoldy faux Christianity. Kamala is dead in the water. Bloomberg and Steyer are boutique candidates who are old white billionaires, toxic in their party. Klochubar never had a chance as a scoldy person with a wierd name nobody likes. Yang is already out of the race and just doesn't know it yet. The rest are 1% or lower nobodies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (+lVUW)
Biden obviously has brain damage (for real) from either Alzheimer's or small strokes, so he's out.
Who's left? All we have is Bernie, the only self-declared communist in the bunch, and Bloomberg, a joke candidate. And...?
Seriously, it's looking more and more like Bernie is their only option. But he's so extreme, all Trump has to do is remain completely silent to ensue easy electoral college landslide against such a maniac.
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (DIyjE)
Democrats in the House of Representatives voted on Wednesday against an amendment to a proposed bill that would prevent the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) from forcing credit reporting agencies to evaluate Americans based on political opinions or religious beliefs.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Any chance an all-Republican legislature in 2021 can repeal that Act (can't remember its name)?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: G at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Old Dude at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (pXwuO)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
And at this point, they want him to lose. Clearing the way for the Hitler Youth in 2024. I am serious.
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (bCLt0)
The Left is all about decriminalizing criminality, but want to throw people in jail who say stuff they don't like. Upside-down world. She's have us like the UK, ignoring 'grooming gangs' and stabbings while tracking down people who make mean tweets and dragging them off to jail, or like Canada with their top health official lecturing people about being racist toward Chinese re: Wuhan coronavirus.
Posted by: Rep. Joe at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020
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She considered Maaco, but Charo wasn't available.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (NWiLs)
"Behind all great wealth lies some Great Crime".
Marx wasn't always wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: G at January 30, 2020 02:27 PM
We got this.
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otters at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (i9SOG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
I think so, too. The wildcards here are his health, and how much crap comes out about Ukraine. If not Biden, then ... it's Hillarhoid, I suspect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (YqDXo)
Next she will be saying " I have a plan for free sex change operations "
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Bet on this. Also, don't forget that 'free education' is really re-education camps for deplorables.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (Eg9+v)
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I won't "give" them to you, but I'll certainly put you deplorables in them. And I'll do it on my first day as president! And I'll charge you for the pleasure! The gulag fees will fund the new trans-sex fun spas that I'm going to build in every state, where attendance will be mandatory for every American over age 18 months!
Posted by: Lizzie Lieawatha Warren at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (k4dH2)
You know, if I were desperate, I might have voted for Warren at one point. Former republican. Financial person. maybe she wouldn't be a loon like the other Dems. But...noooope! Just as crazy as the rest of them.
If the dems just elected a democrat marginally normal. Tulsi, that Montana government, senator Bennet. Not advocating for any of them, just saying that if dems wanted to win they might have a ghost of a chance.
Instead its just lunatics all the way down.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (13CQC)
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Probably a slim one!
Posted by: G at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (5NMZN)
Every presidential candidate runs on what they'd do if they were absolute god king who mind controls congress. Almost none of them even attempt to promise stuff they could actually do with presidential power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (yhf6w)
Seriously, it's looking more and more like Bernie is their only option. But he's so extreme, all Trump has to do is remain completely silent to ensue easy electoral college landslide against such a maniac.
Posted by: zombie
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I wonder if it's even a process of elimination that lifts Bernie. I think he's going on his own steam.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (exkr6)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (DJFLF)
When I went to school there were 3
Boys
Girls who would make out
Girls who would not make out
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (+lVUW)
They also don't tick any of the Left's fetish boxes, because they're too old.
And by "too old", I mean "over 25".
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: politics uber alles at January 30, 2020 02:35 PM (0hOKG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
It's totes safe though because he will have to have regular meetings with his PO, and register as a sex offender. That's sure to stop him from reoffending. They told me so.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 30, 2020 02:35 PM (/1g9w)
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 02:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 02:35 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Taxpayer funded abortions for illegal alien transmen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 02:35 PM (NWiLs)
"I won't give you gulags, I'll build them and make you pay for them!!!!"
--Elizabeth Warren, stroking a white cat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 02:35 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 02:35 PM (i9SOG)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (4a9Vv)
We need more big picture thinking on this. How about if in Trump's second term he eliminates the DoE, then in 4 years when she runs again the fake Indian can name whomever she wants for the non-existent position.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: G at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM
ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (ejd/p)
and how much crap comes out about Ukraine. If not Biden, then ... it's
Hillarhoid, I suspect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (YqDXo)
It could end up being mini-me. Part of the reason he went in was because Biden was stumbling hard and they were concerned they would have to oust Bernie by force (as they did Ron Paul and failed to do with Trump.) They need a candidate who opposes gun ownership but is fine with multinational corporations and loves expensive cosmopolitan virtue signals. In other words, a neolib
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)
I had it easy when I went to school. There were two genders plus a few
(2?) exceptions for a total of 4 or so. Now students will need to learn
about 2*6! types. How will they keep them straight?
Posted by: G at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (5NMZN)
they definitely wont keep them straight. We had two and that was in a moderate R region that has gone full Dem. I still don't think people fully realize how nutty we have gone. This is not normal.
Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Should be noted that one actually has to be thin to get the op. They won't do it on people that are even just kind of overweight.
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (UnA8+)
Don't worry, D senators, Mitch McConnell will accommodate your busy schedule and put off the final vote until some time next week. Because McConnell is a stupid asshole.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (7MK/T)
Biden obviously has brain damage (for real) from either Alzheimer's or small strokes, so he's out.
Who's left? All we have is Bernie, the only self-declared communist in the bunch, and Bloomberg, a joke candidate. And...?
Don't forget the Bollard Whisperer. She's been making noises about throwing her funky Depends into the ring. She may be their best bet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (DIyjE)
In the aggregate. They hold power in the aggregate.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (M5wRT)
she has a better chance than bernie or uncle joe
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (d7Ww2)
If he's nominated it's only because the poobahs are desperately afraid of everyone else on their traveling mental ward.
Quid Pro Joe is dead as a candidate. He's Hillary all over again, the impeachment nonsense has at least raised the Biden skull and crossbones to the foreroyal truck.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (8erNz)
Woke: Dick, Had Dick, Want Dick, and Jane
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM
Woker: See Spot dick Jane.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (ejd/p)
Turns out Board of Trannies is the key.
Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (MxEKc)
but "trans" was not an identity. It wasn't a new gender. Your new gender simply was your gender. There were still only two genders, you just decided you had to switch to the other one from what you were born as.
"No such thing as gender except when we say there is, and there's 157 of them" is just bullshit absurdist neo-leftist barbaric claptrap that will probably burn itself out as the ridiculous fad it is in a few decades or so.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM
Incest is best.
Posted by: Alabama (the State, not the band) at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (VwPLx)
Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (DJFLF)
Should be able to diagnose her clinically insane at this point and drag her away in a white suit.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
And leave hair sniffing, Corn Pop beating Biden in the race? That would hardly be fair.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (+lVUW)
Can't top this.
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (i9SOG)
It is, for some reason, more amusing today.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (bCLt0)
I had it easy when I went to school. There were two genders
When I went to school there were 3
Boys
Girls who would make out
Girls who would not make out
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (nRk/c)
There are definitely two girl genders. "cute" and "not so cute". Or is it "nun" and "wife"?
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (Eg9+v)
What would the right wing version of this be
I dunno, something like "I'll only nominate a white male Christian!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (KZzsI)
Amen! Typical Senator as POTUS candidate: has never run a d@mn thing in her life but she thinks she's qualified to run the country. Imagine a Pepsico CEO candidate saying something like that --- "I'll run my CFO candidates by a child [whatever demographic] to be sure we're making kids comfortable with our products!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (yL25O)
making noises about throwing her funky Depends into the ring. She may be
their best bet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (YqDXo)
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Hillary sez : "Here, hold my Truly and watch this!"
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (Pqytn)
(Too soon?)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Aside from the obvious, they both were heading down in a hard left bank?
Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (/1g9w)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Awesome!
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (lykRh)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2020 02:36 PM (mf5HN)
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No one will be made Secretary of Treasury without being a tax cheat...wait...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
I disagree - I now believe Burnie is going to win the primaries, and let me explain why: Dems across the country are going to spiral into despair and rage as it sinks into them that Impeachment has now been tried, and failed. This is going to be growing and growing. Rational people would say "we went to far, we need to pull back." but they are NOT rational! Far from it.
And how will deeply irrational people react to being told that they were wrong and they're not going to get what they want? Just like Thelma and Louise, they are going to see that canyon coming up and they are going to put the Pedal to the Metal. They are going to give in to their True Heart's Desire and they are going to let the Full Commie Freak Flags fly! Damn Donald Trump and the Deplorables, THIS will show 'em!!!
And Burnie is gonna get ALL of those votes.
What will be delicious is if Burnie goes in to the convention having won most of the primaries, and Hillary and the Dem establishment try to take the nom away from him. Again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (Kpl3J)
But cackling with a smile and a wonderful sense of humor. Apparently she's been working on her sense of humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (13CQC)
They will be required to write their name in the snow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (7MK/T)
"Can still remember, it wasn't long ago,
Things you used to tell me,
You said I had to know!
Told me that you love me
And that you always would!
Indian giver --
Indian giver --
You took your love away from me!
Indian giver --
Indian giver --
Took back the love you gave to me!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (Ejm1K)
I want to see Chicago 1968, but this time with Berniebros rioting to keep the Democrats from nominating anyone else.
Please, pretty please, and lots of gas.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (8erNz)
(Too soon?)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 02:35 PM (i9SOG)
Both are out of airspeed, altitude, and ideas?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (KP5rU)
https://tinyurl.com/vkzg2k3
Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (RKPlw)
My man Barack was gonna make me Secretary of Pussy.
Posted by: Redd Foxx at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (JiKi2)
I dunno, something like "I'll only nominate a white male Christian!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (KZzsI)
...
You have a gay person ask each nominee to bake them a wedding cake, and the ones who agree to do it are OUT.
Do I need a sarc tag?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (yL25O)
But cackling with a smile and a wonderful sense of humor. Apparently she's been working on her sense of humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020
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A challenge for her programmers, but there are exciting new breakthroughs in AI these days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (DB16e)
Reminds me of the nutty college kids screaming in the faces of their teachers and administrators.
I remember when we could get in deep shite messing with college administrators, not the other way around.
Why doesn't Warren just tell them if they elect her they can pick her entire cabinet. They can allow her to be president while the young nutters run rampant.
Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (ptqGC)
Her headquarters is Golden Corral.
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (bCLt0)
No one can beat Trump. They know it. They are looking ahead. This show is for 2024.
Posted by: tubal
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Do they know it? I'm watching the shampeachment and omg. I think some of them believe what they're saying.
What do you think they'll have in 2024? Better disguises? I'm really curious. Where do they go from here?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (13CQC)
I think he is a lock to win the first one in NH. He is very popular across the river.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (oiNtH)
It really is. I look for riots outside, and folding chairs being thrown inside.
I can't wait.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (puu6v)
@BNONews 6m
BREAKING: 1 person who was evacuated from Wuhan and tried to leave a California military base has been ordered into quarantine
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (DhaqP)
More awesome: Being served papers live on-air by Tulsi's attorneys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (ptqGC)
convention having won most of the primaries, and Hillary and the Dem
establishment try to take the nom away from him. Again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (Kpl3J)
They changed the rules so that they can't. They can only use superdelegates to pick to break a statistical tie (If I remember correctly.) They did this to appease the bernie faction back in '16
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: steevy
And even scarier is that a lot of younger voters think this stupid shit is just fine and dandy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (+lVUW)
about 2*6! types. How will they keep them straight?
Not keeping them straight is the problem we're trying to solve.
Posted by: G at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM
Posted by: Board of Education at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (VwPLx)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 02:39 PM (RKPlw)
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Then the Democratic Party resorts to undemocratic means to screw over their voters.
It will go over well. For America. It will go over well for America.
Terribly for the Democratic Party, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:41 PM (q80AH)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1222777975411814400
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2020 02:41 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2020 02:41 PM (KUaJL)
Bernie? He's just as old and decrepit as Biden - they are the same age 78! And just as corrupt. Didn't he just have a heart attack, which got covered up by the media? And really, statistically, cognitive decline accelerates after 80.
I actually think Bloomberg. he'll still lose, but what choice do Dems have? Bernie is a McGovern-sized like blowout.
If I were a political party I'd say you can't run for president unless you are under 70. Re-election under 74. Just straight up disqualify these aging dinosaurs.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 30, 2020 02:41 PM (+DS2f)
SNL will be ugly this Saturday.
Perhaps the ugliest and most dishonest episode ever, and that's saying something.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:41 PM (7MK/T)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2020 02:41 PM (q1Pj5)
First she's going to read the names of all the killed trans women of color in the WH rose garden every year and now this. What the hell is next?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 02:41 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:42 PM (CqE5x)
Boy student: But I want to study physics!
Teacher: no you can't, do you have testicles?
Student: yeah?
Teacher: go to the nurse's office immediately to have them removed.
Student: Ok, I'll go to gender studies class........
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 30, 2020 02:42 PM (0tFNp)
I will have a licensed game hunter approve of my Sec. of Interior pick?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 02:42 PM (bDqIh)
they can pick her entire cabinet. They can allow her to be president
while the young nutters run rampant.
Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (n13/j)
Given the nature of elected ministers (or the ministers of elected officials) this will simply complete the phase transition from 'the government is elected' to 'the government is permanent.' The kids will run rampant while the perma gov agencies will do all the work.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:42 PM (Eg9+v)
She's going to be Glinda, the Good Witch only with an even extra bit of charm and a terrific sense of humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 02:42 PM (WI7YS)
So, with this pandering promise, she gained 7 votes from the massive under-25 transsexual voting bloc, but lost 11 votes from the enormous over-25 transsexual voting bloc.
With the loss of these 4 votes, she's now down to 251 in total, nationwide.
Posted by: zombie at January 30, 2020 02:42 PM (fK2gX)
So, I won't start smiling until I am *sure* Mitch can actually put this to death (i.e. when he actually puts it to death).
But it's sure sounding that way.
And McCain will look up from Hell, and his inability to influence or swing this vote will burn worse than the fire Satan has built for him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2020 02:42 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 30, 2020 02:42 PM (pmC+U)
I remember when we could get in deep shite messing with college administrators, not the other way around.
Mister, we could use a man like S.I. Hayakawa again....
Posted by: pep at January 30, 2020 02:42 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: JROD at January 30, 2020 02:42 PM (c39d7)
***********
*wanking motion*
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (U9Qbt)
"What will be delicious is if Burnie goes in to the convention having won most of the primaries, and Hillary and the Dem establishment try to take the nom away from him. Again."
That's the most likely outcome, Tom. I just don't know who will be given the nomination.
But the Left is going to blow sky high.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (puu6v)
Julie Newmar circa 1966 would be purrfect as the secretary
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (hLRSq)
And Burnie is gonna get ALL of those votes.
What will be delicious is if Burnie goes in to the convention having won most of the primaries, and Hillary and the Dem establishment try to take the nom away from him. Again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (Kpl3J)
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To bolster your analysis, once Warren see's the writing on the wall that her campaign is over, I see a quid pro quo of her endorsing Bernie in return for the VP nod.
There's going to be a lot of pressure for Bernie to name a woman or minority as VP.
Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (G0vdT)
First she's going to read the names of all the killed trans women of color in the WH rose garden every year and now this. What the hell is next?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 02:41 PM (wiXsO)
To be fair, the HQ has an average of one "ARRRRRGH, TRANNIES" thread every day.
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (CqE5x)
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Didja see Sundown's comments on this?
Tom Elliott@tomselliott
.@JoeBiden: "Whomever I pick" for VP, must "be capable of being president, because I'm an old guy - no I'm serious!"
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And that's why he wants Mooch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (+y/Ru)
convention having won most of the primaries, and Hillary and the Dem
establishment try to take the nom away from him. Again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:38 PM (Kpl3J)
They changed the rules so that they can't. They can only use superdelegates to pick to break a statistical tie (If I remember correctly.) They did this to appease the bernie faction back in '16
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (Eg9+v)
IIRC, the superdelegates get a free hand, just like before, if there's no clearcut winner on the first ballot.
The rule change was strictly cosmetic, IMO.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (RuIsu)
BREAKING: 1 person who was evacuated from Wuhan and tried to leave a California military base has been ordered into quarantine
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I'm behind on this. Who's been conducting evacuations -- to US military bases? Who was evacuated?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (FOGOI)
We are entering the "Sweeps Week" of the phase of the D primaries.
Sweeps Week on TV is the period of time when shows put on their best work, and if they have no quality to offer, they get naked and perform sex acts...all for a ratings bump.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (7MK/T)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (KZzsI)
Do they know it? I'm watching the shampeachment and omg. I think some of them believe what they're saying.
What do you think they'll have in 2024? Better disguises? I'm really curious. Where do they go from here?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (13CQC)
It's all demographics, Morticia. Boomer, and older, die off. Manufactured Democrats from across the border, population shifts turning Red States Blue. The demographics are NOT on our side, unfortunately.
Oh, and throw in economic vagaries.
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (bCLt0)
G-D we can only hope so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Cheri"
They will come up with a resolution that:
1 God does not exist.
2. If by chance He does exist, He is a tranny.
Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (MxEKc)
I keep waiting for this woke cultural marxist horse-shit to burn itself out, but it keeps expanding like a fungal infection. People lose their jobs over this, they even go to jail over this.
It's a meaningless costly display like tropical birds growing larger and larger tails to attract a mate.
Looking at Europe and parts of the US, it looks like brainwashed sections of the original population are on a path to tolerating themselves to death, voluntary extinction.
All this deranged talk is the language of oblivion. It's about extermination of the normals.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (YeFaN)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1222777975411814400
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2020 02:41 PM (9t0Zz)
good one
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (M5wRT)
It will go over well. For America. It will go over well for America.
Terribly for the Democratic Party, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:41 PM (q80AH)
We do have a party system. It may not be in our Constitution, but it is in our constitution. The use of popular voting to select candidates is at-will on the party's part; it happens more often than not because electors are chosen by popular vote in a state, and picking someone who can't win a popular vote is probably a good way to lose the presidential election (even though it's not, ultimately, a popular vote.)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
Nah, brah.
Posted by: Subterranean lizard people at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (T6t7i)
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Just a hunch.
They feel fine and can't believe they will be deathly ill in 10 days time. Long incubation period is the killer app.
Posted by: not a scientist at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (cx7Uf)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I'm behind on this. Who's been conducting evacuations -- to US military bases? Who was evacuated?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Bigger question. WHY?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (U9Qbt)
Am I saying Warren is gonna show her T and A?
Maybe.
But it's more likely Joe Biden will go to New Hampshire and get a public blowjob from a tranny.
Sweeps Week!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (7MK/T)
Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (SUJyY)
Oh, and throw in economic vagaries.
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (bCLt0)
When the Hispanics and the Muslims start fighting, who wins?
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: OhNoYouDidn't! at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (KZzsI)
yes that is what I thought also, but have you actually listened to what he is saying now a days and seen his infocommercials? LOL. Moderate? I don't think so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Yeah, I slightly fear a Bloomberg/some female ticket.
He's got just enough gravitas, experience, he'll pull the proverbial soccer moms.
Veep would be Tulsi or Klobuchar, I don't think he'd suck up to a Michelle and the Georgia Sausage brings too much baggage. He'll take the usual white-guy segment of the black vote and hope he can make it up in the suburbs.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (speO7)
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM
Thank goodness very few threads are about us.
Posted by: Bewbs at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (VwPLx)
Say she wins. Trump on inauguration day announces for the Presidency in 2024. Go after him bitch, I dare you.
But, that's different.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:40 PM (13CQC)
We are electing US Representatives in 20 and in 22 and some Senators also.
Where they go and where we as a nation goes in 2024 forward will be the result of our local, state, and US elections.
Shifty again....barf
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (RKPlw)
G-D we can only hope so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (nRk/c)
It's going to be a mortar and pestle.
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (UnA8+)
The Youngers held all the knowin'.
No Chief could ever take the Great Seat by the Stone of Years unless they were first questioned by the Youngers. And if the Youngers didn't feel the Safe, and feel the Welcomin', that Chief was cast out into the Wilds of Re-educationin'.
Posted by: Elisabeth, Warrin' at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (yL25O)
Peak Stupid is near. And it is very peaky. Like both peaks of Kilimanjaro.
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (RuIsu)
Just when you think we've hit peak stupid, it goes into that lenticular cloud around the peak and -- where are we now?
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (48RE5)
To bolster your analysis, once Warren see's the writing on the wall that her campaign is over, I see a quid pro quo of her endorsing Bernie in return for the VP nod.
There's going to be a lot of pressure for Bernie to name a woman or minority as VP."
Lisbian (foolishy) will shiv Bernie and hop onto a sinking Establishment ship. It's going to be a bloodbath in Milwaukee.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: RUReadingthis at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (RzLGh)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Bloomberg at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (sjdRT)
Lost-her-sack-agawea?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I'm behind on this. Who's been conducting evacuations -- to US military bases? Who was evacuated?
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US citizens coming from Wuhan were put in quaranteen on a US MIl base in Cali. Somebody decided to try and walk off - called for uber or something.
Posted by: not a scientist at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (cx7Uf)
*******
Tomahawk chop!
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at January 30, 2020 02:47 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Woody W. XLVII at January 30, 2020 02:47 PM (VwPLx)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:47 PM (CqE5x)
And it would hang the failure of the Democratic party's loss in 2020 firmly around the activist left's neck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:47 PM (q80AH)
The fact that these positions are considered politically profitable is horrifying on its own.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (speO7)
Never underestimate the political potential in appearing holier than Jesus.
It's evergreen!
We need an inquisition.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:47 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2020 02:47 PM (pXwuO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2020 02:47 PM (jWC3i)
I worry more about a Tulsi/Yang type ticket in 2024.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 30, 2020 02:47 PM (wCmLp)
Sweeps Week on TV is the period of time when shows put on their best work, and if they have no quality to offer, they get naked and perform sex acts...all for a ratings bump.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (7MK/T)
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If we are using a TV metaphor, this impeachment is the Crab People episode of South Park, or the Legless Butt Monster episode of X-Files.
Total creative failure. Catastrophic. The brand will be lucky to survive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (AzW6q)
It's all demographics, Morticia. Boomer, and older, die off. Manufactured Democrats from across the border, population shifts turning Red States Blue. The demographics are NOT on our side, unfortunately.
Oh, and throw in economic vagaries.
Posted by: tubal
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It just seems insane that Trump's inevitable runaway triumph in 2020, followed by four years of unprecedented prosperity, freedom, peace, and power, will be followed by someone who promises to end all that.
I'm really hoping that Black Americans follow their support of Trump with support of his successor.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2020 02:47 PM (pXwuO)
You joke, but .....
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (lykRh)
Posted by: OhNoYouDidn't! at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (0dmP2)
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Bloomberg doesn't look that bad. At least not in his ads; don't know how he would do in a debate.
Posted by: G at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (5NMZN)
I worry more about a Tulsi/Yang type ticket in 2024.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 30, 2020 02:47 PM (wCmLp)
Way too early to worry about 2024 at all.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (M5wRT)
I worry more about a Tulsi/Yang type ticket in 2024.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 30, 2020 02:47 PM (wCmLp)
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The establishment is going to use the rise of Bernie and his loss to Trump as an excuse to clear house of the crazies.
3rd party will develop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (q80AH)
This is a problem-really. I know a young woman, probably about 25. haven't seen her for a long time but she was in the Confirmation class at another church-a church I was on staff for at the time. She's going from being a woman to calling herself by a man's name, getting a short haircut and either binding her breasts or having them cut off ,because she is a Mechanical Engineer who likes to mountain climb and women can't do that/sarc so apparently she's now "Kyle"
A friend of mine said nobody addressed this at the Christmas party he was at. Some called her by her feminine name and some called her by her masculine name but the subject of transgenderism was the elephant in the room nobody actually addressed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Greg61 at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (1yGEl)
WHAT is he afraid of?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (XN+hF)
lol "massive coverup"
"ignores ALL oversight"
"blanket defiance"
"he can declare his own innocence"
"his lawyers rush to justify"
Good grief. Incredible.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (ufFY8)
WHAT is he afraid of?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (CqE5x)
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Snake clowns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (q80AH)
OT: Ace, I saw yesterday about the lasagna. I do Keto. You can make
regular lasagna and just use thin cut chicken or turkey lunchmeat
instead of the noodles, and your carbs practically don't exist. The
first time I tried it, it was great. I dare someone who doesn't know to
try it and tell me something is wrong with it. Just use a standard
lasagna recipe. Use the brand 'Rao' spaghetti sauce, it is the lowest
of carbs.
Posted by: RUReadingthis at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (RzLGh)
There WILL be a magazine for this soon enough. Mark my words.
My old pastor used to joke that he was a "meagan", that is, in his salad you could take the rabbit-food and replace it with meat.
It's not for everyone but for some people it's proven to be very helpful!
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (Eg9+v)
Schiff: "We did."
Sekulow: "Well then I don't think we need any witnesses."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (GeWaQ)
accommodate your busy schedule and put off the final vote until some
time next week. Because McConnell is a stupid asshole.
"Collegial"
"Comity"
"Crossing the aisle"
Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cochran at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: ALF at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (1ISKN)
And this is the path Lieawatha is following. The more desperate she gets, the more she panders, and the more she falls. If you're a hard left voter, you're going to want the REAL long time socialist, Burnie, not the desperate pandering new socialist, Lizzie.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (Kpl3J)
BREAKING: 1 person who was evacuated from Wuhan and tried to leave a California military base has been ordered into quarantine
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I'm behind on this. Who's been conducting evacuations -- to US military bases? Who was evacuated?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (13CQC)
Are these the citizens that State evacuated from Wuhan? If so they should be confined.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (WQZ1O)
The dumbest thing Kevin Williamson ever wrote was we had achieved Peak Leftism.
Five years ago now.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (RD7QR)
Yes.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (U9Qbt)
(a) how many genders are there? and
(b) should Tranny Story Hour be mandatory?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (puu6v)
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(c) does someone have to actually cut off their balls to become a woman, or is just calling oneself a woman good enough?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill
You two should have been in charge of writing the questions for the last debate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (1ISKN)
She's going from being a woman to calling herself by a man's name, getting a short haircut and either binding her breasts or having them cut off ,because she is a Mechanical Engineer who likes to mountain climb and women can't do that/sarc
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There's either some deadly confusion and delusion, or this girl hates herself. If she's seriously saying she has no choice because of her casual interests... holy god.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (XN+hF)
(a) how many genders are there? and
(b) should Tranny Story Hour be mandatory?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (puu6v)
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(c) does someone have to actually cut off their balls to become a woman, or is just calling oneself a woman good enough?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill
You two should have been in charge of writing the questions for the last debate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (+lVUW)
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(d) if a child molester calls himself a woman without cutting off his balls, does that mean he's safe to be around children?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (q80AH)
Really? And where does it say that in the Constitution fat boy?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (aL0Hq)
If they are using a weapon well that's diffent.
just slap at them...street fighting is what brown shirts do
Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:37 PM (8erNz)
I lean this direction also, but the media seem even more determined to carry water for him than they have been for Hillary. The 2 VP debates were embarrassing. Biden just flat out lied half the time, and no one in the media ever called him on it. Remember, "They gonna put you all in chains" slid right by them without any comment. Trump is going to have a huge media disadvantage no matter who the nominee is, but I think it will be even worse if it's Biden.
Posted by: Ted K. at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (I6Vm1)
It just seems insane that Trump's inevitable runaway triumph in 2020, followed by four years of unprecedented prosperity, freedom, peace, and power, will be followed by someone who promises to end all that.
I'm really hoping that Black Americans follow their support of Trump with support of his successor.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (13CQC)
Obviously there is a lot of resistance to voting Republican by large swaths of the population. But if Trump succeeds in getting many of these people to vote Republican ONCE, that spell is broken....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
I'm voting the Big Toe ticket.
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (WQZ1O)
Turn those machines back on !!!
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: tubal
I am hoping that they stone the insufficiently woke in front of the podium. And then tear the body apart like an Ayatollah funeral procession.
Posted by: Downcast at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (jwdeQ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (gs25x)
Really? And where does it say that in the Constitution fat boy?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (nRk/c)
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Here's an idea:
Congress could pass budgets and appropriations bills that curtail the power of the presidency instead of constant continuing resolutions that act as blank checks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (nRk/c)
(d) if a child molester calls himself a woman without cutting off his balls, does that mean he's safe to be around children?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (q80AH)
Skims history. This is a trick question. Eunuchs are not necessarily safe around children.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (TfEga)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (+HeT6)
Overlooking the Marianas Trench.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Chris M at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (eAZVt)
There's going to be a lot of pressure for Bernie to name a woman or minority as VP."
Lisbian (foolishy) will shiv Bernie and hop onto a sinking Establishment ship. It's going to be a bloodbath in Milwaukee.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:46 PM (puu6v)
Can you think of a reason why one single black voter in the country would support that ticket? Even the most hard left black voters aren't going to go for the Whitey McWhiteface ticket.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Are these the citizens that State evacuated from Wuhan? If so they should be confined.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (RD7QR)
Yes.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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I would think that would be one of the key objectives of evacuation. 1) get the evacuees to safety, 2) keep them out of the gen-pop until they are found to be free of the virus themselves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (13CQC)
Unless they've all died of drug overdoses, DUI car crashes, or idiot ski accidents.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (+lVUW)
lol "massive coverup"
"ignores ALL oversight"
"blanket defiance"
"he can declare his own innocence"
"his lawyers rush to justify"
Good grief. Incredible.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (ufFY
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Yet satisfying. They know they've lost.
They're just trying to see how many cheap shot sound bites they can get in so they can use them in the fall election.
Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (gmo/4)
(d) if a child molester calls himself a woman without cutting off his balls, does that mean he's safe to be around children?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (q80AH)
Skims history. This is a trick question. Eunuchs are not necessarily safe around children.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (TfEga)
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"Yes! His choice! We should house child molesters in elementary schools for their rehabilitation!"
-Elizabeth Warren
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (bttOm)
**********
On the Inauguration Day dais:
Left hand open palm tap tap tap over open mouth while bobbing head up and down, right hand two fingers up behind head. Right index finger makes circular motion while pointing at right ear. Make fist with thumb and pinky extended, tip up to lips "glug glug glug", left hand bunny hop left to right, left arm extended straight, right hand draws bowstring back to right cheek, extend fingers of right hand.Tomahawk chop motion. Cross arms over chest, frown, tear rolls down right cheek.
And...take a breath.
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: not a scientist at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (I6zcv)
https://youtu.be/XJDQFLLdZ_k
You had to go there.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (Kpl3J)
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I live in Mass. She has lifetime tenure as a Senator.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (VYwSh)
Schiff: "We did."
Sekulow: "Well then I don't think we need any witnesses."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (GeWaQ)
Great!
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (M5wRT)
It just seems insane that Trump's inevitable runaway triumph in 2020, followed by four years of unprecedented prosperity, freedom, peace, and power, will be followed by someone who promises to end all that.
I'm really hoping that Black Americans follow their support of Trump with support of his successor.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:48 PM (13CQC)
People will do that in the interests of " fairness". Perceived inequities are the foundation of Communism, and there has been a disturbing lurch towards that in recent years. Making the country more " fair" is a religion for increasing numbers of Americans. And, they think someone else will pay the bill.
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (yKSo1)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:51 PM (CqE5x)
Boris Johnson just pulled off that trick in the UK.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (FTlwv)
Nov 7, 2012 - That person is so politist. They think that people who do not align with their political views are ignorant, and they express an outward hatred
Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (3aI0K)
"Angry teenagers and college students will take down Donald Trump in 2020."
-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (VwPLx)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Khun Ty at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (WNI2/)
This asshole not only thought that forcing Americans to buy shit at government gunpoint was fine HE MADE THAT SHIT LAW.
There's your "enemies domestic" right there.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (nfcV2)
Unless they've all died of drug overdoses, DUI car crashes, or idiot ski accidents.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 02:53 PM (+lVUW)
You forgot piloting aircraft in conditions, for which, they are unqualified.
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: tubal
I am hoping that they stone the insufficiently woke in front of the podium. And then tear the body apart like an Ayatollah funeral procession.
Posted by: Downcast at January 30, 2020 02:52 PM (jwdeQ)
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GOD will be assigned new pronouns.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (j3npP)
And after bringing him to heel they'll follow up with teaching him to catch a dog biscuit while running.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (WI7YS)
in the country would support that ticket? Even the most hard left
black voters aren't going to go for the Whitey McWhiteface ticket.
Posted by: Tom Servo"
That's where reparations comes in.
Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (MxEKc)
It is, but it happens a lot in America, wild shifts of political direction back and forth. Its not just the USA. The UK threw Churchill out before the war was even over for a leftist twerp.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
@Breaking911 7m
BREAKING: The World Health Organization declares China coronavirus a global health emergency
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (DhaqP)
Boris Johnson just pulled off that trick in the UK.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Boris is clever
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (yKSo1)
When elected, Insomniac will vet my Secretary of Cleavage.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2020 02:56 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 30, 2020 02:56 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (yKSo1)
Wisdom for the ages.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2020 02:56 PM (TfEga)
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (UnA8+)
Aw crap, you just reminded me that I need to call Ford and get the recall work done on my Focus.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2020 02:56 PM (kUmUV)
if Trump succeeds in getting many of these people to vote Republican ONCE, that spell is broken....
Posted by: JoeF.
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I hope so. Trump is in a party by himself and not necessarily Republican is one way I see it. Republicans had better embrace the hell out of him in 2024 and not utter a word about "turning the page" or "restoring civility" or any of that shyt.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:56 PM (13CQC)
There is no responsibility for us to be let back in or evacuated if something goes wrong.
There was that fuck up where we evacuated Lebanese Americans from Lebanon when fighting started a few years ago.
Fuck that.
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 02:56 PM (HALdu)
-- @DavidHogg111
I don't want to say Pol Pot was right, but I'd love to see this dude stoop-farming rice...
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:57 PM (8erNz)
in the country would support that ticket?
"Them 'publicans is even worse!"
--Black woman who gets all her information from the Baptist preacher
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (UnA8+)
It insists upon itself unfortunately.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 02:57 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid
I think that person would be better suited to head the E(veryone) P(ees) A(nywhere)
Posted by: Downcast at January 30, 2020 02:57 PM (jwdeQ)
Hahahahaha, you know what's most funny about @davidhogg111?
It means @davidhogg was taken, @davidhogg1 was taken, @davidhogg11 was taken!!
This kid is a LOSER.
But I suspect all the other @davidhoggs are regretting their twitter handles.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:57 PM (7MK/T)
BREAKING: The World Health Organization declares China coronavirus a global health emergency
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (DhaqP)
Gotta get up awful early in the AM to get anything past these guys ha? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 02:57 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 02:57 PM (aL0Hq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2020 02:57 PM (gs25x)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 30, 2020 02:57 PM (Wm5SB)
I think this fuels the divide between them and us. If the divide is going to be closed major major healing needs to take place on the left. I don't see our side rejecting anything but insanity. I mean we have a large spectrum of disagreement among us. As long as there is some love of our country and some support for our constitution as it was written.
The left has gone bugfuck insane.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: not a scientist at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (I6zcv)
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I beg to differ. I happen to believe ICP are not that, just great marketers. After every show, they go back to the dressing room, pop a couple of cold ones and say "Morons".
I really do think that they are not stupid in anyway. Beats a day job. Also, some of their music isn't bad. I'm in my 60s. The nursing home is going to be bizarre.
"Would you like some music?" "Sure, crank up some Metallica for me."
Posted by: Groundhog at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (wiXsO)
I've heard that they are greatly in favor of Ba'al.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (Kpl3J)
And after bringing him to heel they'll follow up with teaching him to catch a dog biscuit while running.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (WI7YS)
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Is this some sort of dog whistle?
Posted by: Undocumented at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (5NMZN)
I want this guy as Postmaster General
https://tinyurl.com/tz3xwq2
A United States postal worker was caught with a public storage unit full of mail he never delivered.
Jason Delacruz pleaded guilty to charges of delay of mail by a postal employee in August 2019. He is set to be sentenced on February 12.
Delacruz, who worked as a mail carrier in Chesapeake, Virginia, said he felt "pressured" and couldn't "make time" to complete his mail route, according to court documents. He told authorities that he rented a public storage unit for $49 per month for "the sole purpose of storing mail he could not deliver."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (7rVsF)
What's next General Salami for Sec Defense?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (7MK/T)
Between this lying POS and Bernie, they are sounding more and more like Titiana McGrath in their policy proposals.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (vWZ9i)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (CqE5x)
https://tinyurl.com/vkzg2k3
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (RKPlw)
That's my wild-a$$ guess just for fun - I'm sure whatever they do it will be surprising. They are desperate and their current leading candidates are trainwrecks.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Some just demand to be heard.
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (HALdu)
Good luck with that, son.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (KZzsI)
Perceived inequities are the foundation of Communism,
Posted by: tubal
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He who controls perception controls the world, 'tis true.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (13CQC)
Left hand open palm tap tap tap over open mouth while bobbing head up and down, right hand two fingers up behind head. Right index finger makes circular motion while pointing at right ear. Make fist with thumb and pinky extended, tip up to lips "glug glug glug", left hand bunny hop left to right, left arm extended straight, right hand draws bowstring back to right cheek, extend fingers of right hand.Tomahawk chop motion. Cross arms over chest, frown, tear rolls down right cheek.
And...take a breath.
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy
Jeez dude, you ain't said but three words.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (Yzubb)
You mean like Obama in 2016?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: not a scientist at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (I6zcv)
I look forward to our new magnet-based weapons.
Posted by: Ted K. at January 30, 2020 02:59 PM (I6Vm1)
@Breaking911 7m
BREAKING: The World Health Organization declares China coronavirus a global health emergency
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (DhaqP)
They had to wait for the check to clear.
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 02:59 PM (gmo/4)
"Angry teenagers and college students will take down Donald Trump in 2020."
-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (VwPLx)
That would be "Donald Trump in 2020" campaign signs, and that will be after Nov 4th after he wins his second term. They shouldn't be angry, 'cuz they'll be getting paid 15 bucks an hour for pulling down those signs.
Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2020 02:59 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (UnA8+)
And by the way you've made a successful transition because I've forgotten what your previous nic was.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 02:59 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:59 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 02:57 PM (aL0Hq)
Oh, IT'S HAPPENING, JERRY! IT'S HAPPENING!
Posted by: Kramer at January 30, 2020 02:59 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at January 30, 2020 02:59 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 02:59 PM (ZCEU2)
This reminds me of criminals who work 14 hour days so they won't have to work a regular 8 hour job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:59 PM (KZzsI)
(spittle flying everywhere)
--Schiff
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (M5wRT)
in the country would support that ticket? Even the most hard left
black voters aren't going to go for the Whitey McWhiteface ticket.
Posted by: Tom Servo"
They won't. That's why I think Bernie's counter offer would be a cabinet position, whichever one oversees the CFPB. Warren loves the CFPB!
That still leaves Bernie with a VP choice of a woman or minority.
Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (G0vdT)
BREAKING: The World Health Organization declares China coronavirus a global health emergency
"First thing: raise taxes. Second thing: have a conference. In Tahiti. Should be safe there."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (cF8AT)
You mean like Obama in 2016?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (Wm5SB)
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"I've heard that Trump is going to pay a foreign spy to dig up fake dirt on his political opponent and use the FBI and the FISA court to warrantlessly spy on that opponent. Do you think that should be punished by hanging?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (7MK/T)
Jason Delacruz pleaded guilty to charges of delay of mail by a postal employee in August 2019. He is set to be sentenced on February 12.
Delacruz, who worked as a mail carrier in Chesapeake, Virginia, said he felt "pressured" and couldn't "make time" to complete his mail route, according to court documents. He told authorities that he rented a public storage unit for $49 per month for "the sole purpose of storing mail he could not deliver."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Since 90% of it is junk mail, can we give him a medal?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (ufFY8)
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Setting it up for when (if) Barr drops the hammer on him and the others.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (CqE5x)
-- @DavidHogg111
================================
Children's Crusade 2020.
Posted by: Guzalot at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (prSvo)
I have come to the conclusion, reluctantly, that there are lost of groups in the left's tent that value hating conservative whites more than advancing their interests.
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (bCLt0)
It means @davidhogg was taken, @davidhogg1 was taken, @davidhogg11 was taken!!
This kid is a LOSER.
But I suspect all the other @davidhoggs are regretting their twitter handles.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:57 PM (7MK/T)
What's even more idiotic is using you real name for a publicly viewable social media account.
Posted by: Pseudonymous Surfperch at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (speO7)
BREAKING: The World Health Organization declares China coronavirus a global health emergency
"First thing: raise taxes. Second thing: have a conference. In Tahiti. Should be safe there."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (7rVsF)
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Bring the IMF.
They'll have even more ideas. Like raising taxes even more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (ufFY
Who? Schiff or Nadler?
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (a0IVu)
Been out for a couple of hours. I see the clown show is still going on. And the clown questions are repeats from yesterday.
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (cF8AT)
Clown show continues probably until 10-11pm
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (ufFY
His face is getting really flushed, too.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (yL25O)
I don't know. What did Hillary's opponent say about her Server last time?
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (aL0Hq)
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Neeeeewman!
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (CqE5x)
522 He is really babbling now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (ufFY
Who? Schiff or Nadler?
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (a0IVu)
Schiff. He is working himself up again with his fantasies.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (ufFY8)
He was smart because I assume destruction of mail carries a much higher sentence.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (4thlk)
Schiff: "We did."
Sekulow: "Well then I don't think we need any witnesses."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2020 02:49 PM (GeWaQ)
Great!
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:54 PM (M5wRT)
SWEEP THE LEG
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (RD7QR)
BREAKING: The World Health Organization declares China coronavirus a global health emergency
"First thing: raise taxes. Second thing: have a conference. In Tahiti. Should be safe there."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (7rVsF)
That just means they can now use all the funds they get from the US for this. "This" being a conference in Tahiti.
Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (SUJyY)
I don't think he will lose, but it will be close.
I believe the Donk challenger will be Bernie and we will get the necessary juxtaposition and clarification of how boned we are.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (0keV9)
Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (M5wRT)
Intraocular pressure is building....building...building!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (IttZ7)
One hundred eleven David Hoggs
Take one down
Pass it around
One hundred eleven David Hoggs on the Twitter.
Posted by: @DavidHogg111 at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (VwPLx)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (ufFY
His face is getting really flushed, too.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (M5wRT)
BP meds
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 30, 2020 02:55 PM (yL25O)
I don't know. What did Hillary's opponent say about her Server last time?
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (aL0Hq)
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Well, Bernie didn't want to win last time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (q80AH)
The cluelessness is strong with that one. Not only did the Justice department investigate a rival, they got the CIA to collude and run an operation against one. I really hope someone thinks to bring this up today.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:58 PM (CqE5x)
And by mistake, I think. I think he meant Ukraine.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (M5wRT)
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And after bringing him to heel they'll follow up with teaching him to catch a dog biscuit while running.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Is this some sort of dog whistle?
*******
They will continue to hound him mercilessly!!
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (DB16e)
"and call that guy who took over for Epstein. We'll need entertainment"
--WHO president
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (KZzsI)
"First thing: raise taxes. Second thing: have a conference. In Tahiti. Should be safe there."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January
First thing we are going to need to stop the corona virus is gun control.
Then we have to get rid of internal combustion engines.
The unlimited, uncontrolled immigration to the U.S.
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
It's totes safe though because he will have to have regular meetings with his PO, and register as a sex offender. That's sure to stop him from reoffending. They told me so.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 30, 2020 02:35 PM (/1g9w)
I'd be totally down with this, as long as they allow the families of his victims to perform the "sex change" operation. With a chain saw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (m45I2)
Who besides Romney is buying this?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (CqE5x)
This is flop sweat. He knows it's over. It's like a team trying to score a last minute TD when they know they're behind 55 - 0.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (RD7QR)
And thus they are confined to a military base.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (CqE5x)
Well to be fair, he does have money to burn
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (nRk/c)
And the clown questions are repeats from yesterday.
Posted by: Tami
Am I the only one who reads my 'ments?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (7MK/T)
Would be an awesome question about now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (gs25x)
He doesn't have a lot of power but this is something Roberts should prevent: repetition.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (KZzsI)
I guess that's better than throwing it down the storm drain. https://tinyurl.com/sy7ep9q
Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (ufFY
UGH! This is so absurd.
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (NiXyF)
541 Hey, Schiff came
Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (NiXyF)
Ewwww
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (ufFY
UGH! This is so absurd.
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (cF8AT)
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It's not like you're actually trapped there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 03:04 PM (q80AH)
Is this some sort of dog whistle?
*******
They will continue to hound him mercilessly!!
It's not Sporting, I tell you!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 03:04 PM (7rVsF)
But in the end there are two.
Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2020 03:04 PM (XxJt1)
I'm on it!
Posted by: FISA Supervisor Roberts at January 30, 2020 03:04 PM (AQPXk)
Nice.
Trump team bringing up his approval rating, etc.
Good. About time. He is talking about the American People being happy.
I love this. It is crucial. It is the people's choice.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 03:04 PM (vEIlU)
You would think that Romney would be less interested in screwing Trump than in finding out if Obama ran an op against him when he was running for pres.
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 03:04 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (aL0Hq)
Trump asked Russia to tell us what they found on it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (U9Qbt)
Adam Schiff just asked what is to stop a President from using his intelligence agencies and DOJ to investigate his political opponents just literally ignoring that President Obama did that to Donald Trump. Everytime he speaks he is accusing President Trump of doing what they did.
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (cF8AT)
He doesn't have a lot of power but this is something Roberts should prevent: repetition.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (KZzsI)
Those questions being: OrangeManBad?
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (M5wRT)
The left has gone bugfuck insane.
Posted by: USNtakim
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The useful idiots have, but the driving forces, Soros and his ilk, have not. They understand that divisiveness is crucial to destabilizing the Republic, it is the only way to gain power. A stable, secure, prosperous people do not take to socialism very well. Therefore, they must be made discontent, thus the identity politics, and fostering of imagined 'wrongs'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (NiXyF)
541 Hey, Schiff came
Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (NiXyF)
Ewwww
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (M5wRT)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, "phrasing."
Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (RD7QR)
And thus they are confined to a military base.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (hLRSq)
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It was supposed to be a voluntary three day quarantine which the passengers agreed to in advance. I guess the dude tried to test the "voluntary" aspect of it.
Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (KP5rU)
Jerry Nadler Admits Democrats Real Goal With Impeachment: We Have To Bring Trump To Heel
Oh, you're just the guy to do THAT, Guntler!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Well they can get out of that trap with a simple little vote.
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 03:04 PM (q80AH)
I'd be throwing grenades by now if I was.
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (M5wRT)
-- @DavidHogg111
================================
Children's Crusade 2020.
Posted by: Guzalot at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (prSvo)
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Yep, Remember Howard Dean's Army of Orange Hatted College Students in the Iowa Caucuses of 2004?
Poll Leading Howard Dean had an amazing FOURTH PLACE In Iowa!
YEEEEAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Posted by: rd at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (11H2y)
Oh, snap!
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (a0IVu)
Go go. Listing Trump's accomplishments for the people.
They really do not want us to choose POTUS anymore.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (vEIlU)
Stop. The. Insanity.
MAKE IT STOP!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 30, 2020 03:07 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (KP5rU)
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I am not a lawyer but I am certain that would be illegal.
Posted by: Undocumented at January 30, 2020 03:07 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (bCLt0)
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Along with collapsible shelving, gravity tested mopeds and burnt to fuck lasagna.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2020 03:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 03:07 PM (ZCEU2)
Well, at least ours are in CONUS. The Australians took theirs to Christmas Island.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 03:07 PM (8erNz)
Who besides Romney is buying this?
We find it quite compelling.
Posted by: the howler monkeys at January 30, 2020 03:07 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2020 03:07 PM (gs25x)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 03:07 PM (wiXsO)
All of these stats are exactly why this sham is going on. To deflect from the successes. To hide it from voters.
Please keep this up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 03:07 PM (vEIlU)
Who besides Romney is buying this?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 03:01 PM (CqE5x)
I don't think Romney's buying this. This is dumm.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:07 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (U9Qbt)
Nothing. They absolutely will start a new impeachment, probably the day after Trump is acquitted.
They only will stop when they lose a House election.
Posted by: zmdavid at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:50 PM (RD7QR)
And thus they are confined to a military base.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (hLRSq)
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It was supposed to be a voluntary three day quarantine which the passengers agreed to in advance. I guess the dude tried to test the "voluntary" aspect of it.
Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (G0vdT)
Yeah, I should have been clearer; by "confined" I meant "tied down and forced to pee in a bedpan until everybody was satisfied that they weren't going to transmit the zombie virus to the rest of us."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: not so
========================
I'm convinced he intentionally took a dive for whatever reason. Probably blackmail.
Posted by: Guzalot at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (bCLt0)
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Along with collapsible shelving, gravity tested mopeds and burnt to fuck lasagna.
===
And Messengers bag! Don't forget the Messenger bags!
Posted by: Urban Indiana Jones at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (/mhk/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (7MK/T)
Posted by: db at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (JE8Wa)
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Toni at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (ppbIJ)
1) We cannot win the presidential election
2) We must stop Trump by any mean necessary
That's all it is. They have tried to dress it up in legal language which nobody but their raving loony base is buying, but its just "We can't win so we have to remove him"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: not so
========================
I'm convinced he intentionally took a dive for whatever reason. Probably blackmail.
Posted by: Guzalot at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (prSvo)
===========
The blackmail still exists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (nfcV2)
"God Bless him, keep doing it!" says the lawyer
lol, love this
"Join us, join us. One nation, one people. Enough is enough."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (uJ9rm)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 03:09 PM (RKPlw)
"Keep doing it, (PDT). Maybe we can get even more done. Join us, (Dems). One nation, one people."
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:09 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (wiXsO)
----
Elizabeth Warren sounds just like the voices in their heads
Posted by: rd at January 30, 2020 03:09 PM (+0uDE)
Hershmann just kneed the dems in the gonads!
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (cF8AT)
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ummmm..... facts not in evidence.... yada yada yada
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2020 03:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (KP5rU)
Nah, bruh.
Royal Purple.
Purple is fabulous.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 30, 2020 03:09 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 03:09 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (prSvo)
===========
The blackmail still exists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January
So that is how Schiff's eyes got like that.
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 03:09 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 03:09 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 03:09 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (vEIlU)
Wadda...wadda....
I got nothin' that can adequately capture the disdain and disgust I have for this miserable vile creature.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, Man on a Mission at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (12yPG)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (nfcV2)
BREAKING: The World Health Organization declares China coronavirus a global health emergency
"First thing: raise taxes. Second thing: have a conference. In Tahiti. Should be safe there."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 03:00 PM (7rVsF)
That just means they can now use all the funds they get from the US for this. "This" being a conference in Tahiti.
Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2020 03:02 PM (SUJyY)
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If they meant it, have the conference in Wuhan.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (KP5rU)
Trump: If you do as good a job.
At about 5:30.
https://youtu.be/MKH6PAoUuD0
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (hLRSq)
LOL I was referring to her Democrat opponent.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (aL0Hq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (U9Qbt)
Nothing. There is nothing to stop them from topping this Arche de Failure with a statue of Schiff in the Chariot of Failure being crowned with the Laurels of Ineptitude.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Bill Board at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (BrfST)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (M5wRT)
Sekulow should offer him a " Waffer-thin" mint.
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (bCLt0)
Is Elizabeth Warren real or have right-wing minds simply conjured her from existing materials like a woke golem
Posted by: Ace at 02:16 PM
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Oh, she's real. I know my right-wing mind doesn't have the imagination to conjure up anything that scary.
Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Tami
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He's mumbling, no facts.
What kills me is Schiff's non-stop reference to 'Russian talking points'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (xSo9G)
Poll Leading Howard Dean had an amazing FOURTH PLACE In Iowa!
YEEEEAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Posted by: rd at January 30, 2020 03:06 PM (+0uDE)
I believe the general consensus in Iowa that year was that those rude idiots who flooded into the state cost Dean any chance at winning.
Posted by: Ted K. at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (I6Vm1)
Coronafuckingvirus is two weeks old, (that we know of).
Imagine how simple this would be if the "world community" and the assholes in the USA acted two weeks ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (7MK/T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (bCLt0)
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Along with collapsible shelving, gravity tested mopeds and burnt to fuck lasagna.
===
And Messengers bag! Don't forget the Messenger bags!
Posted by: Urban Indiana Jones at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (/mhk/)
flaming skull and pudding
I see a flaming skull in the next few days.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (q1Pj5)
If I were President, Obama and his entire Cabinet would be in pens in Gitmo waiting for their turns with the electrodes. Okay, that's an exaggeration, but really, Romney just didn't have the killer instinct. Trump barely has it. There should be entire Executive Branch organizations in pens in South Dakota pending vetting for release. An empty office is better than one filled by an Obama appointee.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 03:12 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 03:12 PM (xSo9G)
Stone age here we come!
Posted by: Kafiroon at January 30, 2020 03:12 PM (QKWsH)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 30, 2020 03:12 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 30, 2020 03:12 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2020 03:12 PM (d7Ww2)
So yes. This field of dem candidates scare me. At some point they or candidates like them will be voted into absolute power.
Posted by: Sooner at January 30, 2020 03:12 PM (Fs5vw)
"May I have another up the squeakhole, sir?"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 03:12 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (uJ9rm)
You're not wrong.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:12 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (UnA8+)
Well, they are ludicrous and worthless, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2020 03:13 PM (LxWV7)
Boy was that lame.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 03:13 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 30, 2020 03:13 PM (/1g9w)
Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 03:13 PM (NiXyF)
-- @DavidHogg111
This kid really needs to read a history book. First with the 'minorities originated gun control in US centuries ago' to 'activist teens and college students will wreak damage on the other side' --- you just cannot parody this kid more than he does on his own. Next you'll tell us Che originated LGBTQ rights activism. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
Thought you said it was supposed to be a satire.
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 03:13 PM (UnA8+)
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Oh there's no way he didn't. Obama had more on the line then.
Romney just isn't that smart. And that is compounded by a massive ego.
Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 03:13 PM (l1di7)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 03:05 PM (wiXsO)
----
Elizabeth Warren sounds just like the voices in their heads
Posted by: rd at January 30, 2020 03:09 PM (+0uDE)
AgreeWithAllWomen
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 03:13 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 03:13 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: not so
========================
I'm convinced he intentionally took a dive for whatever reason. Probably blackmail.
Posted by: Guzalot at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (prSvo)
===========
The blackmail still exists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 03:08 PM (q80AH)
________________________________
Blackmail won't work on Trump. He is rich enough, and has been through how much crap in his previous 70 years?
Bankruptcy
Marla Maples
The entire 2015-16 campaign
Access Hollywood
Posted by: rd at January 30, 2020 03:14 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 03:10 PM (KZzsI)
If I wrote a zombie book, then instead of saying "BRAINNZZZ" as they wandered through the countryside, My Zombies would keep saying "RAYCISS!" "OPEN BORDERS!!!" and "XHE! XHER! XHIM!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 03:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 30, 2020 03:14 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2020 03:13 PM (LxWV7)
Then there's no need to waste at least 1 (sometimes 2) threads to them every day between M->F.
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 03:14 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 03:14 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 03:15 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 03:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Toni at January 30, 2020 03:15 PM (ppbIJ)
Posted by: thousands of children sold into muslim slavery at January 30, 2020 03:15 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Nadler's Gunt at January 30, 2020 03:16 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Chris M at January 30, 2020 03:17 PM (eAZVt)
-- @DavidHogg111
This kid really needs to read a history book. First with the 'minorities originated gun control in US centuries ago' to 'activist teens and college students will wreak damage on the other side' --- you just cannot parody this kid more than he does on his own. Next you'll tell us Che originated LGBTQ rights activism. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)
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that sadistic fuck Che Guevera that executed Cuban Homosexuals? That Che?
Posted by: rd at January 30, 2020 03:18 PM (+0uDE)
When we measured up the proportions, we discovered we were 1/1024 short of a full blown commie whore, so we tossed in some Native American we found lying around.
Posted by: Right Wing Warlock at January 30, 2020 03:19 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: rd at January 30, 2020 03:18 PM (+0uDE)
And hated black people.
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 03:19 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 30, 2020 03:19 PM (R8Wl8)
Posted by: Vlad at January 30, 2020 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 03:21 PM (ZCEU2)
To be fair, the HQ has an average of one "ARRRRRGH, TRANNIES" thread every day.
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (UnA8+)
And by the way you've made a successful transition because I've forgotten what your previous nic was.
allie? wasn't allie oxenfree?
Posted by: Anachronda at January 30, 2020 03:30 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Cuthbert Bindlestiff at January 30, 2020 03:47 PM (EbOLk)
The idea of accommodation has been utterly thrown out the window in lieu of "If it doesn't work for one person, they -- the outlier -- determines what the policy must be, and screw what works best for the remaining 99%.
I am currently working for a company that is utterly cowed by something called ADA-compliance, whereby we cannot allow ANYTHING to exist online that may not be legible by someone who's legally blind. Can you imagine the kind of design freedom we are now experiencing? Well, if you happen upon a website that has massive fonts, no overlays of color and almost no interaction of type an images, you've probably found us.
Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2020 04:07 PM (nrC0n)
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 04:08 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 30, 2020 04:29 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: joseph dagostino at January 30, 2020 04:31 PM (3w9Fm)
Oh, and throw in economic vagaries.
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (bCLt0)
More like complete, total defeatism, in your case.
"Defeatist cynicism is the arrogance that we too know an outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us." - Robert Pratt
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World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)