Chief Justice Roberts Is Censoring Questions from Republican Senators, and Other Impeachment Stuff

Sorry for the long delay.

About Ciaramella:

BREAKING: Eric Ciaramella,the CIA operative believed to be the "whistleblower," is captured in this 2015 photo taking notes b/t Biden adviser Michael Carpenter & NSC's Liz Zentos in WH meeting w Ukrainian officials.Carpenter later appeared w Biden in infamous "son of a bitch" vid

That background is needed for this next item: Rand Paul asked about Ciaramella and his fellow Deep Staters, and John Roberts censored him.

According to Russia Today -- discount as required -- the former Ukranian president who fired the prosecutor Shokin on Joe Biden's command is being investigated for embezzlement-- supposedly of US aid to Ukraine.

Ukraine’s National Anti-Corruption Bureau has opened a probe against former president, Petro Poroshenko, who is suspected of abuse of power, embezzlement “on a grand scale” and allegedly stealing US aid funds.

The case against the ex-president was opened following a complaint by a group of Ukrainian MPs and the nation’s High Anti-Corruption Court demanding the authorities investigate embezzlement and misappropriation of the foreign financial aid at the time of Poroshenko’s term in office, a Ukrainian MP Renat Kuzmin said in a Facebook post.

GOP senators think they have the votes to wrap this douche up.

It was clear to Senate Republicans on Wednesday after a morning meeting between Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) that the question of having additional witnesses is settled, and the Senate will vote Friday to wrap up the impeachment trial of President Trump.

Cory Gardner, a moderate/establishment liberal, has stated that he does not seen the need for additional witnesses and can judge this "trial" on the record as it stands.

An informed friend speculated that Garnder might be telling his fellow moderates, "You're jeopardizing my reelection by dicking around with an unpopular, partisan sham impeachment."

Also, Democrats continue expressing doubts as to the case:

@joshdcaplan

POLITICO: Democrat Sens. Joe Manchin (WV), Doug Jones (AL), and Kyrsten Sinema (AZ) weighing vote to acquit Pres. Trump in impreachment trial

Sorry again. I made a low-carb lasagna (without noodles), and I thought that would just take 40 minutes. It didn't. It took like 90 minutes.

And then when I realized how late it was and went to post, the oven started smoking up a storm. I put too much lasagna in the pan and the hot oil/meat fat kept dripping down to the oven's floor and smoking.

Posted by: Ace at 05:22 PM




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1 Yo!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (Y4EXg)

2 did we think otherwise of roberts?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (vEIlU)

3


***GASP***

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:23 PM (SFOr6)

4 Whew. That last thread was gettin' stanky!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (XN+hF)

5 yay

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (ghFVE)

6 So Roberts is showing his traitorous ass again.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (mpXpK)

7 We're ALIVE !

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (arJlL)

8 PHHHEW!

Posted by: reason at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (RQDhf)

9 So, Cocaine Lisa got her baksheesh.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (XN+hF)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)

11 The last thread was so long I had time to cook dinner and eat it while it was ongoing.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (Y4EXg)

12 So Roberts is showing his traitorous ass again.

Evidently

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (6XlcD)

13 confirmed in my mind - Roberts hasn't been "compromised" ..unless you count getting a Jesuit education as compromising (which it well may be!)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (Rarvo)

14 On to 1K

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (ZCEU2)

15 I put too much lasagna in the pan and the hot oil/meat fat kept dripping down to the oven's floor and smoking.

Pics?

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (ghFVE)

16 low-carb lasagna ?

Really?

Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (88xKn)

17 *Looks at Roberts*

So, top 3 greatest Bush disasters?

Could Harriet Miers have been much worse?

Posted by: Bete at January 29, 2020 05:25 PM (F9322)

18 Honest question: What is the legal basis for Roberts to censor Senator questions?

I suppose the Senate GOP could take this to the Supreme Court for a quick litigation of the issue, but it is truly weird.

Posted by: Joe Biden, foreign affirs expert at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (NVYyb)

19 From the last thread RE silent war movie

Hell's Angels

That sounds familiar. It was surprisingly gritty and powerful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

20
The Chief Justice Roberts: It's a snapperhead.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (5S9Ex)

21 "Whew. That last thread was gettin' stanky!"
twernt me

Posted by: a dead skunk at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (Tnijr)

22 Chief Jstice Scalia and then Thomas would have been nice. Thanks W!

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,104 of the Trump Impeachment at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (j+GpB)

23 Lasagna shouldn't smoke. Bad for its health.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (xkSJa)

24 Sorry again. I made a low-carb lasagna (without noodles)


Isn't this just a 24 ounce ribeye covered in cheese?

Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (fp3O8)

25 This is why Cruz or whoever asked that specific question.

Schiff couldn't answer because he would have lied outright with photo evidence.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (vEIlU)

26 Take it to the Supreme Court!

Posted by: klaftern at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (RuIsu)

27


Sorry again. I made a low-carb lasagna (without noodles), and I thought that would just take 40 minutes. It didn't. It took like 90 minutes.
And then when I realized how late it was and went to post, the oven started smoking up a storm. I put too much lasagna in the pan and the hot oil/meat fat kept dripping down to the oven's floor and smoking.


Where'd you get that recipe? The shelving store???

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (SFOr6)

28 So the Whistleblower is a tax?

Posted by: henry at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (J3Rfi)

29 I'd pay good money for Philbin to say...

"Everything that guy just said is bullshit!"

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (cF8AT)

30 It's hard to give up smoking lasagna.

Posted by: Bruce at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (vd8XM)

31 oops -sock change

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (NVYyb)

32 It's completely shocking that the man who saved obamacare is protecting his fellow travelers in the deep state.

Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (kOpft)

33 What is the legal basis for Roberts to censor Senator questions?

The only thing I can think of why everyone is being so very careful about the name is that its not actually Caramello or whatever but someone else who they really don't want the thread pulled on because he's in deep somewhere or an important op that needs protecting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

34 Sinema should just pull a Van Drew and come over to our side. We haz cookies and pie. And we'd appreciate the thigh-high boots a lot more than those soibois on her side.

But then again, she's former Green Party. Hard to trust her, given that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (XN+hF)

35 The one with the rifle shoots. The one without follows him. When the one
with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle
and shoots.

Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (gmo/4)

36 >>>According to Russia Today -- discount as required

Of course Russia bots get discounts on RT.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (1CjJc)

37 It wouldn't be DC without Justice Roberts fucking us.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (We5nk)

38 Sorry again. I made a low-carb lasagna (without noodles), and I thought that would just take 40 minutes. It didn't. It took like 90 minutes.

And then when I realized how late it was and went to post, the oven started smoking up a storm. I put too much lasagna in the pan and the hot oil/meat fat kept dripping down to the oven's floor and smoking.


Any injuries ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (M+Lyo)

39 Better not to burn yourself or the house down than post a thread.
We stayed amused without it.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (ZCEU2)

40 >>According to Russia Today -- discount as required -- the former Ukranian president who fired the prosecutor Shokin on Joe Biden's command is being investigated for embezzlement-- supposedly of US aid to Ukraine.

I think it's twoo. It's been reported elsewhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (ZLI7S)

41 I'm relieved. I feared Ace had been taken out by an Iranian sleeper cell.

Posted by: Mr. Woodey at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (JvXAe)

42 Has anyone checked to see if Nadler is even breathing?

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (cF8AT)

43 Damn, Philban is good.

Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (G0vdT)

44 "the Senate will vote Friday to wrap up the impeachment trial of President Trump"

and monkeys might fly out of my butt

Posted by: a dead skunk at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (Tnijr)

45 > lasagna (without noodles)

wut

Posted by: ArthurK at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (KbaGy)

46 no injuries but it got really smokey in here, enough to provoke coughing.

And the lasagna isn't really done yet. I have to wait for the smoke to cook off or dry out, and then put it back in.

oh well, good for IF I guess...

Posted by: Daily Affirmation by Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (PbpT7)

47 42 Has anyone checked to see if Nadler is even breathing?
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (cF8AT)

check his gills and see if they are red

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (rpxSz)

48 I am going to post this one last time because it is germane to this thread.



Senate Republican status 2019; 53 total, 21 RINOs 24 DIABLOs rest unrated so don't count on the senate doing anything for us.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (mpXpK)

49 19
From the last thread RE silent war movie



Hell's Angels



That sounds familiar. It was surprisingly gritty and powerful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

Howard Hughes, spared no expense for the day, and there was quite the bit of aerial action.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (1CjJc)

50
Teh Ewok really needs to shelve that lasagna recipe...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (kw0bd)

51 Ace writes like no one else, but it appears that a majority of his off-keyboard life is a train wreck.

Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Lasagna mishap is the new shelves?

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (KNsKs)

53 Lasagna?


Where is the Parmesan cheese, ace?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (sy5kK)

54 I dont know if I actually buy this, unless there was agreement between Mitch and Chuck regarding the whistleblowers name.

While Roberts is a cuck, he would not put himself in harms way one side or the other, he is the definition of milquetoast.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (JRaU+)

55

You know what they call lasagna without noodles?

Not lasagna.

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (SFOr6)

56 Lasagna without noodles is...cheese sauce?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (XN+hF)

57 "I put too much lasagna in the pan and the hot oil/meat fat kept dripping down to the oven's floor and smoking."

Always put a cookie sheet under full baking pans. Helps a lot.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (uquGJ)

58 Ace, Nadler could probably show you how to make lasagna.

Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (88xKn)

59 From the last thread RE silent war movie

Hell's Angels

That sounds familiar. It was surprisingly gritty and powerful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The Biker Gang took their name from that, right ?

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (arJlL)

60 I'm sure Roberts' actions will endear him to the GOP senators and incline them to take the big step and convict Trump.
sarc/

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (ldR/a)

61 no shelves and no noodles

what the fuck are you clinging to ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (rpxSz)

62 The one with the rifle shoots. The one without follows him. When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots.

I played a console video game that started that way. WW2 Russians in Leningrad I think. You came off the boat with bullets. Guy in front of you had a gun. If he dies, pick up the gun. You end up the only survivor of the landing, trying to make your way to some sort of HQ.

Like all of those games the entire war depends on you and you have to go after 900 enemies with 7 bullets and no backup as if you are not actually part of an army, so it got annoying fast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

63 Shelving.
Make lasagna.

Carnac the Magnificent:

Two things to never ask Ace to help you make.

Posted by: SacredCow at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (D4VQX)

64 >>>Where is the Parmesan cheese, ace?


oh it's in there

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

65 So the Whistleblower is a tax?
Posted by: henry


No, he's under the table giving Roberts a rim job.

Really, this is the last straw with Roberts. What a jerk.

It's not a matter of taking sides, but this question from Rand Paul gets right to the root of the matter. And...we can't have that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (vcOmj)

66 >> lasagna (without noodles)

Also know as Not Lasagna

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)

67 they'll be screaming his name at the lampost. too late asshole.

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (nFwvY)

68 You need a woke woman to cook and clean for you.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (FTlwv)

69 And then when I realized how late it was and went to post, the oven started smoking up a storm. I put too much lasagna in the pan and the hot oil/meat fat kept dripping down to the oven's floor and smoking.

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Two words...

Cookie sheet.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (cF8AT)

70 45 > lasagna (without noodles)

wut
Posted by: ArthurK at January 29, 2020 05:27 PM (KbaGy)


I think there is cauliflower in there, somewhere.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (sy5kK)

71 Just ask,

Who is Eric Ciaramella.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (1g7ch)

72 Meat, sauce, cheese. That's Za with no noodles.


Not too bad.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (0OmEj)

73 I liked Cruz when he was running for POTUS and I like him now. Staunch defender of Trump. Never waivers. Never apologizes. Never misspeaks. Never backs down from his unabashed support.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (W2taJ)

74 I put too much lasagna in the pan and the hot oil/meat fat kept dripping down to the oven's floor and smoking.
===========================
Lasagna Rule #15: You never have too much lasagna. If the lasagna cooks over the pan, then the pan is too small.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (Pqytn)

75 What hump?

Posted by: Eyegore at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (Tqncl)

76 cheese sauce

Hey, that's my blood type!

Posted by: Anna Navarro at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (XN+hF)

77 the last time I made lasagna (or mock lasagna), it was bland and not worth the two hours of prep/cook time.

So this time I did not season it; I overseasoned it.

I believe in overseasoning anyway.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (PbpT7)

78 Surely there's a carryout that would deliver baked cheese.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (ghFVE)

79 Thanks to all for the responses to my rally report on last thread!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (sGotD)

80 >>I made a low-carb lasagna (without noodles)


Low Carb Lasagna is a euphemism for vagina, right?


Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (We5nk)

81
1.) Who expected different from Roberts? He's been such a polesmoker, lo these many years.

2.) I pointed up that "woke ladies shouldn't date people with dicks" the day it was published. But ace gave my brother the hat tip

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (uKj5K)

82
We're stuck in this timeline, such as it is.

But,

I wonder just how much worse the Judgette that W wanted for the SC would've been?

While I'm sure she'd've sucked, would it have worse than Roberts?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (9wmyx)

83 Lasagna without noodles is...cheese sauce?

I've made it substituting thin sliced zucchini for the noodles and it was pretty good.. All the cheese, and meat covers up for the zuccinniness

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (6XlcD)

84 Humor break. Bloomberg has a new ad out. It's kind of ... odd.
https://tinyurl.com/vpxa5x7

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (NVYyb)

85 The only thing I can think of why everyone is being so very careful about the name is that its not actually Caramello or whatever but someone else who they really don't want the thread pulled on because he's in deep somewhere or an important op that needs protecting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (KZzsI)


Nothing in the whistle blower law says the blower must be protected at all costs and the name must never be released.

This is just more shit in this shit show.

Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

86 33 What is the legal basis for Roberts to censor Senator questions?"

He is the Judge presiding over the trial, although he isn't doing much. Any Judge in a courtroom can restrict what can or cannot be said in his courtroom for any number of reasons.

It probably doesn't matter now, if they've got the votes to refuse any more witnesses, this will be over quickly. Then if Lindsey Graham wants to get into it, he can hold hearings in his committee and talk about it as much as he wants.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (Kpl3J)

87 Ace, Nadler could probably show you how to make lasagna.
Posted by: dantesed


Make lasagna? Nadler has too much smegma.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (vcOmj)

88 80
>>I made a low-carb lasagna (without noodles)





Low Carb Lasagna is a euphemism for vagina, right?







Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (We5nk)

Italian broad.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (1CjJc)

89 >>>Lasagna Rule #15: You never have too much lasagna. If the lasagna cooks over the pan, then the pan is too small.

or just put a cookie sheet under it

Actually I could see it was over stuffed and that the liquid was too high and would drip out. But instead of just spooning out some liquid, I said "Eff it" and rolled the dice.

I lost.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (PbpT7)

90 This Asshat is a idiot

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (ZCEU2)

91 What hump?
Posted by: Eyegore

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Damn your eyes!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (Y4EXg)

92 Vic, what is a DIABLO? Die In A Burning Lasagna Oven? Or something pithy, yet unrelated to Ace in the kitchen?

Posted by: henry at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (J3Rfi)

93 >>Thanks to all for the responses to my rally report on last thread!

Sorry you didn't make it inside. Long time to wait for no joy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

94 >>oh it's in there


Did you put your Love in it?

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (We5nk)

95 While Roberts is a cuck, he would not put himself in harms way one side or the other, he is the definition of milquetoast.

I think that's his biggest flaw, he's so risk-averse it damages his ability to do the job. He might have been okay as just a justice but as the boss, he's a liability. Getting him to step down would be a real task, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

96 ehh, it's okay, I was only talking about dick in the last post anyway.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (ykYG2)

97 Good ol' Roberts - Shrub's gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: I Have Questions at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (BvNzB)

98 I made a low-carb lasagna


It's a pot of Italian sausage covered in sauce.





Preferable red sauce.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (1g7ch)

99 Ace, ya gotta listen to Bongino's podcast today.

Seems the Mueller Report identified that the "whistleblower" created a fake email in May 2017 alleging that Trump fired Comey at the behest of the Russians, and Andy McCabe took that bullshit and used it to start his probe into Comey's firing.

There's a lot more than just that in the podcast, including Soros being involved in going after and flipping Parnas.

YUGE.

https://youtu.be/YbKOeBEmIAA

Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (fp3O8)

100 At least something is smoking hot.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (FhXTo)

101 Roberts is such a POS. It's not enough for him to have screwed the country with Obamacare, he has to shiv Trump now.

Thanks alot, Dubya.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (d6Ksn)

102 28 So the Whistleblower is a tax?
Posted by: henry at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (J3Rfi)


I knew someone was going to beat me to the joke.

I knew it.

I knew it.

I knew it.


good job, henry.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (sy5kK)

103 Forgot to type "article."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (uKj5K)

104 At AoSHQ, the pursuit of lasagna is no vice. Everything else is second priority. It's in the Handbook.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (xSo9G)

105 You need a woke woman to cook and clean for you.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2020 05:29 PM (FTlwv)

==================================
A woke woman from the Ukraine to cook, clean, and handle ... your finances.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (Pqytn)

106 83 Lasagna without noodles is...cheese sauce?

I've made it substituting thin sliced zucchini for the noodles and it was pretty good.. All the cheese, and meat covers up for the zuccinniness
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (6XlcD)

yum

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (ghFVE)

107 Roberts continues to disappoint. What a surprise.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (dUJdY)

108 >>or just put a cookie sheet under it


This is smart.

Smarter if you actually did it, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (We5nk)

109 Low carb lasagna sounds like just a pan of meat and cheese. Nice

Posted by: brak at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (8b0wG)

110 Roll out Ann Navarro and have her start singing .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (U9Qbt)

111 The questions are supposed to be reviewed and parsed by Roberts and Senate leadership. The only parsing is supposed to be to avoid repetition of the same question.
So if Sen Lee asked the same question, then Rand Paul would not be allowed.

Is that what happened?

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (P+Ru9)

112 My dark horse bet for acquittal? Dianne Feinstein. The kerfuffle earlier was a warning. Why? Because Gloria Swetnick and her lawyer will be dropping dime on everyone involved in their part of the Kavanaugh hoax.

Posted by: trev006 at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (/gMVc)

113 92
Vic, what is a DIABLO? Die In A Burning Lasagna Oven? Or something pithy, yet unrelated to Ace in the kitchen?

Posted by: henry at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (J3Rfi)

DIABLO - Dem In All But Label Only

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (1CjJc)

114
Can that stupid f****ing McConnell STOP broadcasting
everything he knows and everything he's going to do.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (fhCLs)

115 Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (W2taJ)

I too am likin' the Trump-Cruz bromance.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (XN+hF)

116 What's to stop rand from just asking his question... What's Roberts gonna do?

Posted by: Pliney at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (nzKWW)

117 Nothing in the whistle blower law says the blower must be protected at all costs and the name must never be released.

No, of course not, but I'm speculating that perhaps the faux "whistle blower" is a critical intelligence asset in a risky position or someone who can't be revealed without causing severe damage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (KZzsI)

118 Adam Schiff was starting to look rather....nervous before, huh?
He glossed over the Biden part of the question and when into sanctimonious mode.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 05:32 PM (CqE5x)

119 We're not allowed to know the identity of (or thereby question the motivations or veracity of) some asshole who is trying to take down the duly-elected President of the United States.

Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (oVJmc)

120 113, ah. Thank you

Posted by: henry at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (J3Rfi)

121 Now I want lasagna and according to Adam Schiff, harm the whistleblower.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (4thlk)

122 Did Ace use zucchini strips in place of noodles?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (d6Ksn)

123 What hump?
Posted by: Eyegore

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Damn your eyes!
Posted by: Tonypete
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Nice Knockers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (CDGwz)

124 >>>
While Roberts is a cuck, he would not put himself in harms way one side or the other, he is the definition of milquetoast.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (JRaU+)


IMPEACH ROBERTS

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (ZS+GP)

125 >>>I've made it substituting thin sliced zucchini for the noodles and it was pretty good.. All the cheese, and meat covers up for the zuccinniness

I don't see the need for zucchini honestly

There's a recipe for making wheat free "noodles." It's something like this: 4 ounces cream cheese, two eggs, half a cup of mozzarella, add spices (salt pepper italian seasoning oregano), blend up into a paste.

Spread the paste on parchment paper on a big cookie sheet, bake for about 20 minutes, let cool for 40.

Then you cut that up and use it as noodles.

But I did that last time, and it wasn't really worth it for all the extra trouble with the noodles.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (PbpT7)

126

foil on the bottom of the stove helps with clean up too, in the event of these mishaps.

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (SFOr6)

127 What a dickhole.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

128 Lasagna without noodles is just meat and cheese chutney.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (0keV9)

129 >>>foil on the bottom of the stove helps with clean up too, in the event of these mishaps.

YES, this is a good idea, and one I'll start implementing.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (PbpT7)

130 I've made it substituting thin sliced zucchini for the noodles and it was pretty good.. All the cheese, and meat covers up for the zuccinniness

I've had that before, its not bad, but the mouthfeel and weight of the noodles is missing. You lose some of the body and texture, it doesn't hold together very well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

131 I am thinking that Roberts believes that the whistle blower is going to end up before the SC to determine if he is ID protected or not and he does not want to have to recuse himself.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (MOd8o)

132 Grow some balls rand...speak up boy!

Posted by: Pliney at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (nzKWW)

133 Cough Cough. It's a bit smoky in here.. watch out for the low hanging shelves will ya..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (+ldAm)

134 my mom used to put foil on the bottom of the oven and I didn't know why.

Now I know.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (PbpT7)

135 First drills, now ovens.


Shelvy McCook strikes again.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (ldR/a)

136 I liked Cruz when he was running for POTUS and I like him now. Staunch defender of Trump. Never waivers. Never apologizes. Never misspeaks. Never backs down from his unabashed support.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


I actually give Ted Cruz a lot of credit for being a big man and reconciling with Trump after Trump said some pretty shitty things about him in the campaign.
Trump tried to meet him halfway after he was inaugurated, and Ted could have just slapped him away.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (vcOmj)

137 ace, all that explaining and then no recipe? C'mon!

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (/669Q)

138 I can't tell you whether the whistleblower worked for Biden or not because that will reveal his identity, which I don't know.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (dNzKv)

139 I don't see the need for zucchini honestly

The zucchini lets you layer all the good stuff.. Acts as sort of a buffer.. Lol

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (6XlcD)

140 >>>foil on the bottom of the stove helps with clean up too, in the event of these mishaps.

YES, this is a good idea, and one I'll start implementing.


Make sure you preheat the oven to 450 before you put the foil in there.

And you want to really press it into the corners.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (We5nk)

141 Burning down the house trying to eat healthy is no way to go through life son.

Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (gmo/4)

142 Roberts should be given a note explaining that he really should reconsider making impeachment so danged easy. He's historically shown to be easily pressured and if he doesn't comply, just impeach him the first day of the new Congress if we retake it. If he does comply, just impeach him anyway.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (uquGJ)

143 Ace, stick to shelves.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (oiNtH)

144 I wonder just how much worse the Judgette that W wanted for the SC would've been?



While I'm sure she'd've sucked, would it have worse than Roberts?

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Wasn't Alito the one we got instead of Myers? Roberts was supposed to be the golden pick from the start.

Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (kOpft)

145 I think that's his biggest flaw, he's so risk-averse it damages his ability to do the job. He might have been okay as just a justice but as the boss, he's a liability. Getting him to step down would be a real task, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

I suspect that's what's happening here. He knows the Democrats would all go ape-shit and start howling if he allowed it, so he cut it back in order to appease them. That's not a Judge, that's a co-dependent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)

146 Good Lord...could this woman have gotten her hair done for this? Or at least, I dunno, brushed it?

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (cF8AT)

147 Someone's already asked? How does Roberts know who the whistleblower is?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

148 Sorry, add: Add two eggs.

There's a recipe for making wheat free "noodles." It's something like this: 4 ounces cream cheese, two eggs, half a cup of mozzarella, add spices (salt pepper italian seasoning oregano), blend up into a paste.

Spread the paste on parchment paper on a big cookie sheet, bake for about 20 minutes, let cool for 40.

Then you cut that up and use it as noodles.

But I did that last time, and it wasn't really worth it for all the extra trouble with the noodles.



...

when you break that up into three equal pieces, that makes for three levels of noodle in a 4 X 9 pan.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (PbpT7)

149 But then again, she's former Green Party. Hard to trust her, given that.
====================
She'd be a nice add to the Collins/Murky trib parties.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (bWBdM)

150 zucchini keeps the cheese from falling out

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (nfcV2)

151 fooking John Roberts

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (G546f)

152 Ai-ya~!

Boston EMS: Sick passenger on flight from China refused to be taken to hospital

"A sick passenger on a flight from China was evaluated by Boston EMS after landing at the Logan Airport International Terminal Wednesday, Boston 25 News learned.

Boston EMS and Massport were called to the airport around 3 p.m. Wednesday for a report of a sick passenger at Terminal E. Boston EMS says the passenger was evaluated on scene and refused to be taken to the hospital. Officials would not give any details about the person's symptoms."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (DhaqP)

153 Sorry again. I made a low-carb lasagna (without noodles), and I thought that would just take 40 minutes. It didn't. It took like 90 minutes.
.......

Sorry? Tell it to your dinner guests. And give then a chisel with their sporks.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

154 Wait, Ace has an oven and cooks meals??

Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (88xKn)

155 I actually give Ted Cruz a lot of credit for being a big man and reconciling with Trump after Trump said some pretty shitty things about him in the campaign.

I agree, it shows him to be a good man. Romney, Jeb, McCain, not so much. Forgiveness and humility are virtues.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

156 @CalebJHull

This is actually insane:

Steyer compares fighting against Trump to fighting against Nazis in Germany....


https://tinyurl.com/tp3lplz

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (wiXsO)

157 @131

John Roberts has no right to censor or edit Senator's questions.

None whatsoever.


So I'm thinking this may have been agreed to by McConnel and Schumer ahead of time.


Either that or Roberts is an asshole.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (0keV9)

158 Lets see

Ace's Carbonara

bacOs

egg beaters

velveeta

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (rpxSz)

159 >>>
Make sure you preheat the oven to 450 before you put the foil in there.

And you want to really press it into the corners.

...

thank you for this advice.

I cherish you.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (PbpT7)

160

This post SO worth the wait.

Kaboom!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (vEIlU)

161 foil on the bottom of the stove helps with clean up too, in the event of these mishaps.

YES, this is a good idea, and one I'll start implementing.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (PbpT7)
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Actually, don't do it if it's a self-cleaning oven, for reasons I don't recall offhand. But maybe look it up before you do it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 05:36 PM (/669Q)

162 don't forget, ChimpyBurton wanted to stick his bff Harriet Miers on the Supreme Court too. It was only because he couldn't do that caligula-horse move that he went with Alito.

There was a fine political cartoon of that time which was entitled "My Little Crony", with Miers' face on the pony.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 05:36 PM (ykYG2)

163 I did some business with Harriet Miers. nice, hard working lady. would not discuss personal business on the taxpayers time, unlike any other government employee I've worked with, so we'd usually talk after 9PM.

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 05:36 PM (nFwvY)

164 At least it wasn't a vegetarian quiche.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

165 Lofgren's public speaking skills are on about a junior-high level.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:36 PM (ghFVE)

166 a football analogy:

To invite ANY witnesses is only risking injury. No good will come of it; it is simply a mud flinging operation before the final vote to Not Remove.

Like leaving your star players in the game to go 100% until the buzzer even when the game is out of reach.

You are only risking injury!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 29, 2020 05:36 PM (xptlg)

167 144 I wonder just how much worse the Judgette that W wanted for the SC would've been?

While I'm sure she'd've sucked, would it have worse than Roberts?"

Myers was GWB's secretary, for gawd's sake. That's the moment I realized that GWB wasn't taking any of this seriously. "Hmm, I don't wanna take the time to figure out who can do this job, why don't I let my secretary do it? I always liked her!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:36 PM (Kpl3J)

168 Actually, don't do it if it's a self-cleaning oven, for reasons I don't recall offhand.

Its okay if you don't use the self-clean function.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (KZzsI)

169 I picture fire alarms going off and an ewok scurrying around waving a towel...

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (KNsKs)

170 155 I actually give Ted Cruz a lot of credit for being a big man and reconciling with Trump after Trump said some pretty shitty things about him in the campaign.

it takes a real man to get up, brush himself off and shake hands with is opponent

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (rpxSz)

171 CJ Roberts is a cvnt? Gobsmacked!

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (8v0G6)

172 Spartacus is asking a question

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (cF8AT)

173 It'd be fun to ask Romney, "Do you know how much the people hate you?"
He'd probably smirk and grin and say, "The ones I care about don't!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (l9m7l)

174 Make sure you preheat the oven to 450 before you put the foil in there.

And you want to really press it into the corners.
Posted by: garrett
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It's under 'Ridding yourself of fingerprints', in the AoSHQ Handbook, not Cookbook.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (CDGwz)

175 If you're still on the on and off fast, I'd use the noodles and fast an extra day.That's how much lasagna needs noodles.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (4thlk)

176 Always tend a Kitchen Fire/smoke first before posting. Good Choice Ace. Words to live by and cook another day...

Posted by: DBCooper at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (bttOm)

177 Low carb lasagna, so a block of meat and a little bit of vegetables?

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (cGlgB)

178 140 >>>foil on the bottom of the stove helps with clean up too, in the event of these mishaps.

YES, this is a good idea, and one I'll start implementing.

Make sure you preheat the oven to 450 before you put the foil in there.

And you want to really press it into the corners.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (We5nk)

Why so mean?

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (ghFVE)

179 So is "meat fat" a euphemism for something?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (RD7QR)

180 @paulsperry_ 2 minutes ago

Rumors swirling on Hill that Sen. Rand Paul was prevented from asking a question he submitted for House managers & he is furious. Paul last year called for subpoenaing the "whistleblower," whom he named as Eric Ciaramella, to testify about his coordination with Schiff's office

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (cF8AT)

181 >>He is the Judge presiding over the trial, although he isn't doing much.
Any Judge in a courtroom can restrict what can or cannot be said in
his courtroom for any number of reasons.

============

Even if that were so, and I do not believe he acts in this instance as any more than a parliamentarian settling procedural issues, I do not believe he can censor a Senator on the floor of the Senate. The Constitution says the Senate sets its own rules. No equivocations.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (NVYyb)

182 131 I am thinking that Roberts believes that the whistle blower is going to end up before the SC to determine if he is ID protected or not and he does not want to have to recuse himself.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 29, 2020 05:34 PM (MOd8o)


He's that kind of a guy.
Always working for the team.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (ZS+GP)

183 Nothing in the whistle blower law says the blower must be protected at all costs and the name must never be released.

This is just more shit in this shit show.
Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)


They can also be prosecuted if they were leaking or spying etc

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (M+Lyo)

184 Myers was GWB's secretary, for gawd's sake.

He seriously had a secretary named Harriett? What is this, a Perry Mason novel?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (KZzsI)

185 Its okay if you don't use the self-clean function.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (KZzsI)
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True, but don't most people who have it use it?

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (/669Q)

186 165 Lofgren's public speaking skills are on about a junior-high level.
Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:36 PM (ghFVE)

yeah but it's a dry heat

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (rpxSz)

187 I've tried quite a few low carb substitutions.

In the end, I've found its better to just eat what is low carb on its own than to try to make most faux dishes.

A big 'ol ribeye steak with creamed spinach and a Caesar salad is excellent.

Chicken n' CarbQuick dumplings. Not so much.

Deep fried buffalo chicken wings with blue cheese and celery. Yes.

Meat sauce over zucchini "noodles". Nope.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (0nCmF)

188 'Self-Clean' is 'Burn the shit off'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (xSo9G)

189 Roberts should have a turban and try to guess what the questions answer is.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (ZCEU2)

190 My very Italian mom makes a very non-traditional broccoli lasagna with white cheese sauce, like an Alfredo sauce, for my vegetarian sister-in-law, along with good old authentic lasagna for the rest of us.

But I've tried it and it's quite good. All that cheese sauce makes up for the broccoli-ness. My sis-in-law isn't going to eat a whole pan of it herself, after all

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (XN+hF)

191 I made a low-carb lasagna (without noodles), and I thought that would just take 40 minutes. It didn't. It took like 90 minutes.
........

What woke you up, the Fire Department?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

192 170 155 I actually give Ted Cruz a lot of credit for being a big man and reconciling with Trump after Trump said some pretty shitty things about him in the campaign.

it takes a real man to get up, brush himself off and shake hands with is opponent
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (rpxSz)

Seconded.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (ghFVE)

193 Hi bluebell--sent you an email.

(Then cut and pasted parts of it as a rally report on the last thread. )

Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (sGotD)

194 Side note: The "G" in lasagna is silent.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (m45I2)

195 Ace must not live in a modern, up to code apartment building as he'd have set off the sprinkler system and ruin a lot of other people's day.

Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)

196 the oven literally has,

DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

197 Patrick Philbin is the Star of this shitshow

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (BqBId)

198 Our beloved Chief Justice the Dread Pirate Roberts must have been ruminating over how to wrap up this boring procedure as quickly as possible ... "Eureka! I have it! I'll just censor the crap out a Republican Senator's question on the floor of the US Senate Chamber in front of the whole, wide world. An esteemed Senator who was beaten near to death by a deranged partisan Dem! That ought to get the wavering Republicans riled up enough finish this travesty!" Or something like that.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (Pqytn)

199 Even if that were so, and I do not believe he acts in this instance as any more than a parliamentarian settling procedural issues, I do not believe he can censor a Senator on the floor of the Senate. The Constitution says the Senate sets its own rules. No equivocations.
=======
Its probably one of the rules for the proceeding. He's just applying the rule.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (VNnzD)

200 Only here. A thread on the 3rd impeachment trial in US history becomes .... a cooking and kitchen hacks thread.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (El6T/)

201 Thanks, IrishEi - I'll take a look!

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (/669Q)

202 Side note: The "G" in lasagna is silent.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (m45I2)


Much like the G Spot.

Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

203 50


Teh Ewok really needs to shelve that lasagna recipe...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

I think eggplant or zucchini works as a substitute for noodles very well.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (/Fmtj)

204 Harriet Miers was a creature of the Bush machine and would have been indistinct from Roberts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (uKj5K)

205 I bet that fire extinguisher dust added some flavor.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

206 How can lasagna without lasagna noodles be lasagna?

Posted by: Hepcat at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (U9/c2)

207 He is the Judge presiding over the trial, although he isn't doing much

Its not like a regular courtroom, he's little more than a referee who reads questions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

208

Make sure you preheat the oven to 450 before you put the foil in there.

And you want to really press it into the corners.
Posted by: garrett



OK smartass, if it's self-cleaning or has the element exposed on the bottom, all you need to do is put the foil over the bottom rack instead of the floor of the oven.

Jerkoff . . . .

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (SFOr6)

209
So, did this Low Cal Lasagna use Particle-Board shelves between the layers of meat sauce and cheese?


It seems only natural that the Ewok would combine his passions, and-

save a buck.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (9wmyx)

210 Doug Jones will vote to save his electoral ass, but revert to form afterward. Alabama, please dump this fraud.

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (8v0G6)

211 Boston EMS: Sick passenger on flight from China refused to be taken to hospital




Shot on third refusal. Body to be cremated tomorrow.

(Headlines we'd love to see)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (vz4z/)

212 >>DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM


That's merely a suggestion.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (We5nk)

213

Romney's numbers are tanking. Will he go down with the ship?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (vEIlU)

214 170 155 I actually give Ted Cruz a lot of credit for being a big man and reconciling with Trump after Trump said some pretty shitty things about him in the campaign.

it takes a real man to get up, brush himself off and shake hands with is opponent
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (rpxSz)
=======

very much this ^

and it make Mittens Rombley so much the bigger pile of crap. . .

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (xptlg)

215 the oven literally has,

DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)
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*cough*

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (/669Q)

216 The libs like to pretend they're shocked by Trump being friendly with Cruz and Graham now.

As if politics isn't a rough, dirty business.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (XN+hF)

217 >>Why so mean?

He's counting on me getting blamed for it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

218 >>>194 Side note: The "G" in lasagna is silent.

more of a "ny."

gn is ny in italian, gl is "ly."

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (PbpT7)

219 206
How can lasagna without lasagna noodles be lasagna?

Posted by: Hepcat at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (U9/c2)

Imagine shelves that don't shelf. Just go with it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (1CjJc)

220 John Roberts gave me back my childhood.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (EgshT)

221 Side note: The "G" in lasagna is silent.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (m45I2)

Also: the "y" is implied.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (xPJvm)

222 OK, let's be nice to Cruz.

But I'm still uneasy about his father's role in the JFK hit.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (El6T/)

223 the oven literally has,

DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)


Because the heat of the coil at the bottom will cause some issues with thin aluminum foil and likely make your food taste like shit.

Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Willowed should Ben be lurking.

Hello Ben, I haven't sorry, and thank you. Heidi has mentioned it to me.
She is jonesing to meet ettes and she said it might be ettenado. I'll
get with her when she gets back in town.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (hmgiv)

225 (I am loving people taking the Bad Advice thing seriously.)

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (We5nk)

226 I do not believe he can censor a Senator on the floor of the Senate. The Constitution says the Senate sets its own rules. No equivocations.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:38 PM (NVYyb)

I think you're right; BUT that's means McConnell would have to throw a shit fit about it right now, and I sincerely doubt McConnell wants to do anything of the kind, not when he's this close to stomping the entire thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (Kpl3J)

227 That last thread was running slower than Michael Moore

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (BqBId)

228 DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: ace
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The Moron Way is to read Warnings after the fact.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (xSo9G)

229 Wasn't Alito the one we got instead of Myers? Roberts was supposed to be the golden pick from the start.
Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (kOpft)

Roberts came highly recommended from the conservative side of the GOP.

I still don't understand the pushback against Miers. Remember it was National Review cucks leading the charge to dump her. She was what a lot here have been saying we needed. A non-Ivy League deep stater. Her expertise was corporate law . She was strongly pro life and and math major to boot. That would have confused the hell out of AmishDude.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (U9Qbt)

230 I think eggplant or zucchini works as a substitute for noodles very well.
======
except then you have eggplant parmesan or zucchini parm . . .

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (Rhhue)

231 1 Hour Rib contest tonight with the neighbors:

Instapot vs. Air fryer

Any bets?

Yes, I know not using the smoker is barbaric but baby it's cold outside.

Posted by: Grand Rapids at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (Xo3T0)

232

Cruz started it.
Cruz and Beck decided to jerk each other off and go
after Trump...personally.

Cruz then decided to hitch his wagon to Carly Purina, another backstabbing pig.

Cruz then tried to concoct a scenario at the convention to insert himself and Purina into the Republican nomination.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (fhCLs)

233 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29,

Men of War: Assualt Squad 2 is great WWII game

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (DB16e)

234 196 the oven literally has,

DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: ace


ace, it's garrett. just being....garrett.
btw, how are the GAINZZZ so far this year?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (d7Ww2)

235 196 the oven literally has,

DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

Does it also say?:

USE THE RIGHT SIZE DISH FFS OR AT LEAST A COOKIE SHEET!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (cF8AT)

236 So, its not, "la-zag-knee-ya"?

Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

237 willowed:

1171 Sorry about the delay, but here's my rally report:

Needless to say, we didn't make it in to the rally. There were only 12-15 people in front of us at the cut-off, which was just heart-breaking.

We arrived at the staging area at about 6:30 AM Tuesday morning, and estimated that there were approximately 1,500 people in line ahead of us. Since the Convention Center holds 7,400, we were feeling pretty confident, even if our estimate was far off.. There were a quite a few tents at the beginning of the line, and nearly everyone had brought chairs, blankets and snacks in anticipation of the long wait. Everyone was friendly and in good spirits, and things were going well until the early afternoon. Many of the people at the front of the line were apparently acting as place holders, and soon there were scores of people joining them at the front. This went on for a couple of hours, adding hundreds of people. Those of us behind them were being pushed back and the line in our area was getting more and more cramped.

At about 3:00 PM we noticed hundreds of people assembling on the boardwalk, and the rumor was that they were just looking for a good vantage point for Jumbotron viewing. Well, those hundreds turned out to be nearly 2,000 "VIPs." As I'm sure you know, there are not 2,000 VIPs in all of New Jersey, much less in Wildwood. Turns out, these people were friends and family of local politicians, etc. At about 4:00 PM the boardwalk people disappeared into the venue, and they started letting in small groups of people from our line.

At that time, the Jumbotrons flashed messages indicating all the prohibited items, which naturally included chairs, blankets, etc. and instructing us to discard them before entering. Unfortunately, there was no place to properly dispose of them. There were no more than 10 or 12 55-gal. garbage cans in the entire corral which was approximately 200 yards long from north to south, and about 75 yards from east to west. There were perhaps 15 Port-a-Johns to the east of the line, and maybe 8-10 to the west. There were four concession stands on the street to the west of the line, and only one on the east side. If you were in the middle of the line, there was no way for you to get to the Port-a-Johns or to the concessions because of the interlocking barricades. If there was an emergency in the line, it would be impossible for first responders to get there in a timely manner.

The few garbage cans there were were all overflowing, with huge mounds of garbage surrounding them. The barricades were lined with discarded chairs, tents, blankets, coolers and other large items that people tried to keep off to the sides, but with the huge crowds and the darkness, people were inevitably tripping over everything as they snaked through the line. During the entire 13-hour ordeal, we only encountered two police officers. One Wildwood officer directed us to the line in the morning, and an officer from Stone Harbor who was the one who finally told us that they were not letting in any more people--and this was after 40 minutes of waiting and looking for information. There were absolutely no announcements made about anything.

Most disheartening were the newscasts this morning which reported only on the mess left by "the deplorables."

After we escaped the barricades (which is another whole story that I won't bore you with) we ended up at The City Pub. The place was filled with Trump supporters and the rally was on every television. They whooped and chanted as if we were there in person and everyone was having a great time. Had a quick late supper, a couple of drinks, and went back to the hotel and crashed.

Before driving home, we had a very nice breakfast at Bagel Time (one of the few places open.) There were several public works employees in there who overheard us talking about how disappointed we were, as well as the numerous suggestions by my NYPD friend who had quite a bit of experience with crowd control (think New Year's at Times Square.) On their way out the door, one of them apologized to us and said that their mayor hated Trump as much as Gov. Murphy does. Of course, this is purely anecdotal, but it would explain a lot.

So ends the whole tale!

Will probably be willowed, but whatever.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 05:06 PM (sGotD)

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (ZS+GP)

238 stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Probably screws up the heat regulation, different surface on the bottom reflects differently. And you don't want to superheat the aluminum by self cleaning it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (KZzsI)

239 I think eggplant or zucchini works as a substitute for noodles very well.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn


We did the spaghetti squash last night and make spaghetti with it instead of pasta noodles. Turned out damned good. About 40 minutes start to table.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (vz4z/)

240

lol, garrett, but just remember, if it's not your place, who cares how other people live their lives???

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (SFOr6)

241 221
Side note: The "G" in lasagna is silent.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (m45I2)



Also: the "y" is implied.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (xPJvm)
S is a Z sound. Go figure.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (hmgiv)

242 Interesting point that it doesn't seem the managers are arguing that trump invoking executive privilege was illegal, they are not arguing that using executive privilege was improper, they are arguing that he did not use the phrase "executive privilege" when declining to allow his staff to testify.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (dNzKv)

243 Making a kind of elbow macaroni with tomato sauce and meatballs

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)

244 "Cooking" WTF sort of moron are you ? The only cooking you should be doing in microwave popcorn, ordering takeaway and baking brownies.

Posted by: ggm at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (duvxY)

245 Schiff is being pretty clever in his wording about the whistleblower today.

He says he doesn't know who the whistleblower is and has never met him/her. OK, but did he meet with a man named Eric Ciaramella before the official whistleblower complaint was submitted?

Schiff says "his committee staff" and "the committee staff" did not meet with the whistleblower or help him/her write the complaint. OK, but did anyone on your personal office staff, or anyone on staff of another committee or Representative, do either of those actions?

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (AMIL/)

246 gl is "ly."

I was taught to pronounce the Italian "-gli" like the 2nd syllable of the word "millionaire." It's a good tip for getting it just right.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (XN+hF)

247 The sooner we can get this over with, the sooner Schiff and Nads can get those committees rolling again.

BOLTON BOLTON BOLTON!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (+fPHo)

248 @216

The person who popularized calling Reagan's economic policies, "Voodoo Economics" was GHW Bush while he was running against him.


Where did that guy end up?

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (0keV9)

249 228
DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM



stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.



Posted by: ace

-------



The Moron Way is to read Warnings after the fact.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (xSo9G)

This guy knows.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (1CjJc)

250 196 the oven literally has,

DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

Maybe the heating element is too close to the bottom?

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (ghFVE)

251 Good Lord...could this woman have gotten her hair done for this? Or at least, I dunno, brushed it?
Posted by: Tami

----

Tami, she did fix her hair for this. That's the pity.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (Y4EXg)

252 Wait, Ace has an oven and cooks meals??
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (88xKn)
.........

!!!! We may need to get someone to check in on him once or twice a day !!!!

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

253 214 170 155 I actually give Ted Cruz a lot of credit for being a big man and reconciling with Trump after Trump said some pretty shitty things about him in the campaign.

it takes a real man to get up, brush himself off and shake hands with is opponent
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (rpxSz)
=======

Ol' Ted Cruz was a man,
he was BIIIG man!
But the bear was bigger so he ran...

oh never mind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (Kpl3J)

254 Its probably one of the rules for the proceeding. He's just applying the rule.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (VNnzD)

========

Again, I believe you are wrong. The rules the Senate set for this proceeding were adapted from the Clinton rules. I didn't read the rules but before I asked the question I checked news stories and found no mention of this rule.
Someone should ask Roberts publicly to defend this political decision, if it is indeed a resetting of Senate rules. Like, you know, a reporter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (NVYyb)

255 Lasaña

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (m45I2)

256 "Cooking" WTF sort of moron are you ? The only cooking you should be doing in microwave popcorn, ordering takeaway and baking brownies.
Posted by: ggm at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (duvxY)
--------

I know of a cookbook you should buy.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (/669Q)

257 228
DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM



stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.



Posted by: ace

-------



The Moron Way is to read Warnings after the fact.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (xSo9G)

Yep. i wait for the sparking, smoke and fire.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (hmgiv)

258
I put too much lasagna in the pan and the hot oil/meat fat kept dripping down to the oven's floor and smoking.


Betrayed by his oven's shelves!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (pNxlR)

259 I haven't laughed for awhile. I want Sylvia Garcia again, stumbling through the pronunciation of three syllable words.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (R0z7P)

260 Pam is up

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (ZCEU2)

261 I don't know kind of oven you have but I've used foil paper to cover the bottom forever.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (U9Qbt)

262 When the smoke detector goes off dinner is ready.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (FhXTo)

263 Actually, don't do it if it's a self-cleaning oven, for reasons I don't recall offhand. But maybe look it up before you do it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 05:36 PM (/669Q)


Foil on the oven floor is bad for heat distribution.
Just use a crappy old cookie sheet on the bottom rack.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (1g7ch)

264 I figured Jones, Manchin and Sinema to acquit, but there must be at least one other dem senator who will do the right thing. The other Maine senator?

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (8v0G6)

265 Earlier, Schiff claimed he was protecting the whistleblower because the whistleblowers 'life was in danger'.

Scarily, I believe the Dems are projecting big time here, since they would probably threaten their opposition in this manner.


Pam Bondi!


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (ufFY8)

266 >>DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM


That's merely a suggestion.
Posted by: garrett
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Same as those stupid 'Do Not Enter' signs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (CDGwz)

267 ace and others, that "ny" sound in "lasagna" is a lot like what's called palatalization in Russian. You soften all kinds of consonants, and vowels, including ones that are impossible for a normal human to soften.

First couple weeks of intensive Russian, your tongue is sore.

Well, from the palatalization, I mean. Of course there might be other things in your life contributing, but that's OT.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (El6T/)

268 255
Lasaña

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (m45I2)

Spics try to steal everything. Even bocci ball.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (hmgiv)

269

There are only TWO RACKS!!!!

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (SFOr6)

270 242 Interesting point that it doesn't seem the managers are arguing that trump invoking executive privilege was illegal, they are not arguing that using executive privilege was improper, they are arguing that he did not use the phrase "executive privilege" when declining to allow his staff to testify.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 05:42 PM (dNzKv)

But did he say Simon Sez?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (Kpl3J)

271 And you can put wood chips on the cookie sheet for smoking pork butt

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (1g7ch)

272 a real special feature of a Wolf convection oven is the build up on the twin fans on the back wall

estimate of $1300 to replace

I just took them apart and cleaned them

now they make a little noise but fuck it

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (rpxSz)

273 Or, as my mother (rest her soul) used to call it, layered squiggly noodle -n- cheese pie

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (m45I2)

274 Pam is up
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (ZCEU2)

So am I

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (CqE5x)

275 Pam is less glittery, but still boobilicious.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (ufFY8)

276 Tami, she did fix her hair for this. That's the pity.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (Y4EXg)

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (cF8AT)

277 Did McConnell bribe Murky or did he read her the riot act?
Could it also have been a Cartel bribe - take the bribe or I'll gut you (whatever the political equivalent of that is)?

Posted by: TEN TEN at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (13VyI)

278
Actually, don't do it if it's a self-cleaning oven, for reasons I don't recall offhand. But maybe look it up before you do it.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 05:36 PM (/669Q)

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Cleaning cycle temperature is above the melting point of aluminum. Just take out the foil before initiating the cleaning cycle.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (5S9Ex)

279 Pam Bondi talkin' about HUNTER.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (ghFVE)

280 There's a 70's porn called "The Graffenberg Spot" about, you guessed it.

They fill Ginger Lynn's box with water and make it look like she's a squirter.

Posted by: Sponge at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

281 196 the oven literally has,

DO NOT USE LIGHTER FLUID

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

282 Can't hang shelves, burns the lasagna.... Ace.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (dNzKv)

283 When I cook pre-packaged lasagna I cook it in a small loaf pan so it will not overflow in the oven. I like Stoeffer's BTW.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (mpXpK)

284 >>Same as those stupid 'Do Not Enter' signs.

Exactly.

Like 'One Way' signs.

You can only go one way.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (We5nk)

285 Jake Tapper @jaketapper

A Trump campaign official just RTed a tweet containing the name of the alleged whistleblower.



little rat bitch

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (vEIlU)

286 Someone should ask Roberts publicly to defend this political decision, if it is indeed a resetting of Senate rules. Like, you know, a reporter.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:43 PM (NVYyb)

Roberts Reply: Practically Perfect People never explain Anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (Kpl3J)

287 Um, why does it matter who the leaker is?
It has no bearing on his guilt.

The question is, did Trump threaten to withhold foreign aid in order to pressure a foreign government to dig up dirt on one of his opponents? That's it. Who leaked it is irrelevant.

If you think Trump didn't do this, then you have nothing to worry about. Let's put all the cards on the table and see that this didn't happen. If you think he did and you don't see anything wrong with that - you are a fucking idiot.

If Trump is allowed to do this, then why wouldn't every President withhold every congressional appropriation in order to obtain a personal favor with it? Be honest.

Nancy Pelosi called this bribery. That's far short of what it is. Bribery is where you spend your own money to obtain a favor. This wasn't Trump's money. It was taxpayer money and he hijacked it for personal gain. He used our money to obtain a favor for him.

Again, if this isn't what happened, then fine. Bolton is lying and the transcript doesn't say what it appears to say. But if it did - holy shit is this a ridiculous abuse of power. Trump doesn't get to wet his beak with our tax dollars.

Don't bother responding. The responses are typically too numerous to address and I won't read them.

Posted by: Seattle Slough at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (luSNd)

288 I am mystified that they want to remove a President but the validity of the whistle blower's claims can't be questioned.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (cGlgB)

289 DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

I only use it for hats myself.


Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (gmo/4)

290 7 Did McConnell bribe Murky or did he read her the riot act?

If she really came around it was probably because of all the angry calls she was getting

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (6XlcD)

291 ace

you put a foil lined baking sheet on the bottom rack
put the lasagna or whatever on the middle rack

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (G546f)

292


Severe tire damage . . .

Pfftt! What do they know!?!?!?

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (SFOr6)

293 Bondi should refer to Hunter as "Florida Man"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (NVYyb)

294 ace have you used the veggie noodles you make yourself? A couple I know has started that and loves it - what's it called, "Vegetti"?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (El6T/)

295 ake Tapper @jaketapper

A Trump campaign official just RTed a tweet containing the name of the alleged whistleblower.


So now they can talk about it all night long on CNN

Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (CqE5x)

296 boobil

I get it. Boobs! but Boobil is a word? Is it supposed to be a combination of beautiful spelled badly and boobs?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (WI7YS)

297 279 Pam Bondi talkin' about HUNTER.
Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (ghFVE)

Not terribly effectively.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (ghFVE)

298 Posted by: Seattle Slough


do you see what I have to deal with?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (d7Ww2)

299 lol, Tapper getting it good.

people keep saying Ciaramella's name in reply

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (vEIlU)

300 >> DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM


Alcoa never did get aluminum toilet paper worked out.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (We5nk)

301 278
Cleaning cycle temperature is above the melting point of aluminum. Just take out the foil before initiating the cleaning cycle.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (5S9Ex)

Most self-cleaning ovens I have seen will not automaticaly start a cleaning cycle because you don't want anything in there when you use it.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (mpXpK)

302 sorry to hear all that IrishEi !!!!

yeah the Wildwood major is a Dem, of course, but I thought he was cool

I knew people who were given tickets purely b/c of connections so I figured more than half of the venue would be that sort of thing, "special people" who were given tickets. so probably (I estimated) they're be about a thousand free spots. and people were tag teaming their spot in line starting on Sunday!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (Rarvo)

303 281 196 the oven literally has,

DO NOT USE LIGHTER FLUID

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (ghFVE)

304 Eric Ciaramella:

Eric Ciaramella Eric Ciaramella Eric Ciaramella Eric Ciaramella, Eric Ciaramella Eric Ciaramella Eric Ciaramella. Eric Ciaramella Eric Ciaramella. Eric Ciaramella Eric Ciaramella Eric Ciaramella Eric Ciaramella, Eric Ciaramella Eric Ciaramella, Eric Ciaramella. Eric Ciaramella: Eric CiaramellaEric CiaramellaEric Ciaramella: Eric Ciaramella Eric Ciaramella.

Eric Ciaramella,

Eric Ciaramella

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (NiXyF)

305 >>Um, why does it matter who the leaker is?

You must be one shitty lawyer.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (ZLI7S)

306
Roberts is what he is. His works won't be newsworthy until he turns up dead. Much like RBG.

On that note, I can't wait to see the Clarence movie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (uKj5K)

307 Haven't had time to to read the thread but I have to think that Roberts showing his ass like this isn't helping things for the pro extra witness side of things in the R-caucus. It pretty much says "This is a farce, and its gonna be on YOUR heads, Collins, Romney, et. al. if you let this shitshow continue". It'll be interesting to see who Mitch will let free to vote for witnesses if he indeed does have the votes. I think Cassidy votes no now, however.

Posted by: Jackal at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (o3+fQ)

308 Make sure you preheat the oven to 450 before you put the foil in there.

And you want to really press it into the corners.


LMAO!! I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (dUJdY)

309 Don't bother responding. The responses are typically too numerous to address and I won't read them.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (luSNd)

You're not the boss of me . Now go clean the shit off your sidewalks.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (U9Qbt)

310 Gluten free flour makes a great pasta.
Chick peas mostly, IIRC.

Posted by: MarkY at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (5RkWa)

311 I still don't understand the pushback against Miers. Remember it was National Review cucks leading the charge to dump her. She was what a lot here have been saying we needed. A non-Ivy League deep stater. Her expertise was corporate law . She was strongly pro life and and math major to boot. That would have confused the hell out of AmishDude.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmot



she wasn't deep state enough, and our side fell for that argument. Good God man! she's worked in the private sector! how could she judge anything?

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (nFwvY)

312 BTW, I never use the cleaning cycle.

Posted by: Vic at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (mpXpK)

313 262
When the smoke detector goes off dinner is ready.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2020 05:44 PM (FhXTo)
.........

and you can turn it off with a hockey stick or a golf club.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

314 the former Ukranian president who fired the prosecutor Shokin on Joe Biden's command is being investigated for embezzlement-- supposedly of US aid to Ukraine.



I was going to make a snark about JackStraw getting the vapors but you maniacs are already over 250 posts.

Ummm....cheese?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (gd9RK)

315
Romney's numbers are tanking. Will he go down with the ship?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (vEIlU)


He's got several years to buy off and threaten people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (7rVsF)

316 LOL Seattle Slough, there's a blast from the past. Still as dimwitted as ever when he got laughed off of Right Wing News.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (KZzsI)

317 Jake Tapper @jaketapper



A Trump campaign official just RTed a tweet containing the name of the alleged whistleblower.





little rat bitch

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (vEIlU)

=========

Fake Jake has no friends. No one likes him.

Posted by: Hillary ==> hotter and sweatier than a hard-ridden horse at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (NVYyb)

318


Holy shit, the pecker from the Puget Sound has returned????

Man, that takes me back. Who's next, Downtown Lad???

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (SFOr6)

319 The responses are typically too numerous to address and I won't read them.

O.K. So you just wanted to bloviate?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (WI7YS)

320 Did McConnell bribe Murky or did he read her the riot act?
------------------------------------------------------------------

They don't call him "Cocaine Mitch" for nothing

(snort)

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (CqE5x)

321 will cause some issues with thin aluminum foil and likely make your food taste like shit.

some issues = melting

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (FhXTo)

322 I can imagine an Alaskan senator asking Mitch for a "bridge and a new runway for the Anchorage airport and an increase in the subsidy for the Juneau ferry and a women's activity center in Nome and some post offices, nice ones with parking lots."

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (Pqytn)

323 Jeffries cites a letter from trump at the end of October where trump states that The DOJ says he has the authority by law to decline to send his staff to testify. Literally the definition of executive privilege, but Trump is a dictator who must be removed from office because he did not technically use the words "executive privilege".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (dNzKv)

324 154 Wait, Ace has an oven and cooks meals??
Posted by: dantesed at January 29, 2020 05:35 PM (88xKn)

Once every six months, whether he needs to or not.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (NWiLs)

325 Cleaning cycle temperature is above the melting point of aluminum. Just take out the foil before initiating the cleaning cycle.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (5S9Ex)

Not sure about that, but the aluminum foil would crumble in the heat, which is ca. 500F. Just remove it before self-cleaning. Otherwise, order a 5 pack of oven liners from Amazon.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (1CjJc)

326 oh look the troll is back! Why do you say it was for "personal gain"? It was Trump's DUTY to investigate corruption BY US Government personnel. He was doing that investigation for ME, a US Taxpayer.
I WANTED HIM TO DO IT. I THOUGHT HE WAITED WAY TOO LONG.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)

327 Harriet Miers was hardly GWB secretary. She was his personal lawyer during his 2000 campaign with decades of legal experience in tort and corporate law and was the first female president of the Texas Bar. She served as chief of staff for Bush for a period of time until she was nominated by him for the SC. Whether she was a good pick is debatable but making her sound like she fetched coffee and scheduled the dogs grooming is ridiculous.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (MOd8o)

328 >>BTW, I never use the cleaning cycle.


Really?

As long as you don't have vent issues, it is handy as hell.

Set it. When it is done, get the vac hose and suck out the ash. Done.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (We5nk)

329 Jake Tapper @jaketapper

A Trump campaign official just RTed a tweet containing the name of the alleged whistleblower.



How does he know?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

330 So Roberts looks at Paul's question and confirms that Ciaramella is indeed the whistleblower?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (dmiLK)

331 If Trump is allowed to do this, then why wouldn't every President withhold every congressional appropriation in order to obtain a personal favor with it? Be honest.

Because not every political opponent of every future president will have a crackhead, stripper-banging son who is defrauding millions of goddamn dollars from the taxpayers?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (0nCmF)

332 Again, I believe you are wrong. The rules the Senate set for this proceeding were adapted from the Clinton rules. I didn't read the rules but before I asked the question I checked news stories and found no mention of this rule.
Someone should ask Roberts publicly to defend this political decision, if it is indeed a resetting of Senate rules. Like, you know, a reporter.
=======
well if you've already decided I'm wrong then the actual answer probably beside the point.

I dunno actually. Its just a theory. Maybe you are right and its a huge unconstitutional scandal. Like everything else happening today.
Wouldn't be shocked.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (7NfrT)

333 312 BTW, I never use the cleaning cycle.
Posted by: Vic

yeah, using the self clean feature tends to shorten the lifespan of the oven

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (G546f)

334 Romney's numbers are tanking. Will he go down with the ship?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:40 PM (vEIlU)
=======

His numbers really are dropping? I'd love that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (NVYyb)

335 Ace, maybe a GAINZ thread this Friday!!!

Epic gainz this year for me, hope the hoard is similarly blessed.

Posted by: Max Power at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (q177U)

336 @316


We need Purple Avenger to make an appearance and bitch slap him.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (0keV9)

337 >>I was going to make a snark about JackStraw getting the vapors but you maniacs are already over 250 posts.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)

338 BTW, I never use the cleaning cycle.

Yep, learned that the hard way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (dUJdY)

339 I begrudge no man his low-carb diet, but if it ain't got a pasta component, it's ain't lasagna. It's definitional. Kinda like vegetarian hamburgers aren't.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (lC04h)

340 DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM
stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.
Posted by: ace



********

Hell, if you put the foil on properly it should cover that right up!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (m45I2)

341
76 cheese sauce

Hey, that's my blood type!
Posted by: Anna Navarro at January 29, 2020 05:30 PM (XN+hF)


And here I thought it was "pudding".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (pNxlR)

342


https://tinyurl.com/uj2n8ee

read the replies to Tapper's ratting

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (vEIlU)

343 BOB!!!!

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (JvXAe)

344 Sponge. Would have set off the smoke detector not the sprinklers. You need flame and heat to do that. Yep, hubby manufactured sprinkler heads. Been corrected a few times on that point.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (N3JsI)

345 OMG....my husband is using a reciprocating saw in the kitchen and 3 dogs are barking at him.


It's so peaceful around here.....

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (cF8AT)

346 Serious question. Does the whistleblower statute specifically say these people can't be identified? This is a joke. The claim is clearly fraudulent and he's using it as a shield.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (TpqVY)

347 307 Haven't had time to to read the thread but I have to think that Roberts showing his ass like this isn't helping things for the pro extra witness side of things in the R-caucus. It pretty much says "This is a farce, and its gonna be on YOUR heads, Collins, Romney, et. al. if you let this shitshow continue". It'll be interesting to see who Mitch will let free to vote for witnesses if he indeed does have the votes. I think Cassidy votes no now, however.
Posted by: Jackal at January 29, 2020 05:48 PM (o3+fQ)

I agree completely, I thought that already. AND if Lindsey Graham wants to dig into this, he can use his committee to talk about this all he wants when the Shampeachment is over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

348 DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

I only use it for hats myself.

Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (gmo/4)
.........

Yeah, it really chafes my butt.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

349 IIRC Myers also got punted because she'd've been a Hamdan recusal. Another case of POTUS where should've told SCOTUS to pound sand. See rhomboid for years worth of examples.

Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (FhXTo)

350 We must have a good economy. This Lofgren woman is well fed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (gd9RK)

351 Hell, if you put the foil on properly it should cover that right up!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (m45I2)

LMAO!!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (cF8AT)

352 >>>335 Ace, maybe a GAINZ thread this Friday!!!

Epic gainz this year for me, hope the hoard is similarly blessed.

...

yes I'll put one up!

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (PbpT7)

353
Used the cleaning cycle on the oven for the first time. Smoke alarms went off all over the place. And, damn, that thing gets hot!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (7rVsF)

354 If Trump is allowed to do this, then why wouldn't every President withhold every congressional appropriation in order to obtain a personal favor with it? Be honest.

Well, they have in the past, but if you can't tell the difference between negotiating with a foreign government and with congress, there really isn't any helping you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (KZzsI)

355 it's seriously smokey in here.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

356 ... and people were tag teaming their spot in line starting on Sunday!!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (Rarvo)
~~~~~

That's exactly what was happening, and there was no police presence at all to prevent line-crashing.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (sGotD)

357 Zoe "Liberal Hack" Lofgren

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (ghFVE)

358 Fucking Mayor of Wildwood is probably going to send the PDT campaign a bill for $200,000 for clean up.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (dmiLK)

359 Sorry again. I made a low-carb lasagna (without noodles), and I thought that would just take 40 minutes. It didn't. It took like 90 minutes.

My ortho surgeon put me on a keto diet. She wants me in ketosis come surgery day. Claims lower risk of surgical site infection. I suspect she's writing a paper. I am fine with it. I want to drop 20-30 lbs by Aug anyways.

Doing good on that diet. Not boring. Having chili for dinner tonight.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (di1hb)

360 so basically I can call Seattle Slough all manner of rude names here in my own little post, as he will not read them.

that guy Seattle Slough up there? he's a bum, a punk, a cheap slut on junk, a scumbag, a maggot, a cheap lousy blaggot (wouldn't want to impugn homosexuals by associating them with him)...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (Rarvo)

361 Pam with glitter?

Posted by: klaftern at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (RuIsu)

362 DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM
Posted by: ace



*********

Here comes the pitch...

...and it's a hanging curve ball right over the center of the plate.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (m45I2)

363 Eric Ciaramella
=====
Who is rumored to be dating Schiff's daughter.

they don't want the 4 chan's to raid his social media.

Too late.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 05:53 PM (qPaaP)

364 We need Purple Avenger to make an appearance and bitch slap him.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (0keV9)

I always wonder if he ever turned his air conditioner back on.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2020 05:53 PM (j3npP)

365 >>it's seriously smokey in here.


They call that Chiaroscuro on the art thread.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:53 PM (We5nk)

366 I see the lefty tweetshits understand the whistle blower law as well as they understand the 1st Amendment.
Or impeachment.

that is to say, they don't.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2020 05:53 PM (e284m)

367
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)

-----

Damn straight. If you get a surprise populist win in a country, it's good for the world. If it happens in a country where Congressmen were balls-deep in graft, it's good for America to route the corruption. It should end with a trial of the crooked former regime and their Yankee puppets either way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2020 05:53 PM (uKj5K)

368 I begrudge no man his low-carb diet, but if it ain't got a pasta component, it's ain't lasagna. It's definitional.

Yeah its not technically lasagna without the, you know, lasagna (the noodles are called that, its where the name comes from), but like a breakfast "burrito" I'm willing to shrug at the definition.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

369 Jake Tapper @jaketapper
A Trump campaign official just RTed a tweet containing the name of the alleged whistleblower.



so, this is confirmation by a second source. thanks Jakey.

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 05:53 PM (nFwvY)

370 yeah, using the self clean feature tends to shorten the lifespan of the oven
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (G546f)
---------

Don't say that! Mine are 16 years old and going strong. Just self-cleaned them both in the last week.

A repair guy told my sister-in-law that if you use it regularly, it doesn't hurt the oven, but if you don't do it regularly, it can cause problems.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 05:53 PM (/669Q)

371 And then when I realized how late it was and went to post, the oven started smoking up a storm. I put too much lasagna in the pan and the hot oil/meat fat kept dripping down to the oven's floor and smoking.

Pics or it's more likely Nadler dropped by and snuffled it up.

Posted by: motionview at January 29, 2020 05:53 PM (pYQR/)

372 it's seriously smokey in here.

umm... did you turn the oven off?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:54 PM (dUJdY)

373 287 Um, why does it matter who the leaker is?
It has no bearing on his guilt.


Posted by: Seattle Slough at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (luSNd)

You're right. Not impeachable does not change, just because this was a failed Adam Shit production from start to finish.

It matters because it should be exposed that dems used the impeachment in a nakedly partisan attempt to not only undo the 2016 election, after Mueller screwed the pooch, but also remove the question of who should decide who governs this country in 2020.

Their treason must be exposed and punished to the fullest extent of the law.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:54 PM (1CjJc)

374 345 OMG....my husband is using a reciprocating saw in the kitchen and 3 dogs are barking at him.


It's so peaceful around here.....
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (cF8AT)


Heh. Is he processing a deer? 'Cause that's how I start out.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 29, 2020 05:54 PM (di1hb)

375 Bang! Why no ICIG testimony?

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 05:54 PM (R0z7P)

376 331 If Trump is allowed to do this, then why wouldn't every President withhold every congressional appropriation in order to obtain a personal favor with it? Be honest.


That is literally how Washington works. How do you think every congressman and senator becomes a multimillionaire after a lifetime of "public service".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 05:54 PM (dNzKv)

377 But I did that last time, and it wasn't really worth it for all the extra trouble with the noodles.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:33 PM (PbpT7)

What about sliced up cauliflower or eggplant?

Or cabbage leaves as ersatz noodles?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2020 05:54 PM (LxWV7)

378 I heard Impossible Lasagna makes you grow tits

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 05:54 PM (nFwvY)

379 >>DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM


Maybe just use some Parchment Paper?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:54 PM (We5nk)

380 it's seriously smokey in here.

Might have to open the windows and put up a fan. I know, bad time of year but put on a coat

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:54 PM (KZzsI)

381 Whoa, whistleblower follow-up.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:55 PM (ghFVE)

382 From the last thread RE silent war movie



Hell's Angels



That sounds familiar. It was surprisingly gritty and powerful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

Howard Hughes, spared no expense for the day, and there was quite the bit of aerial action.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 05:28 PM (1CjJc)


Also starring Jean Harlow:

https://tinyurl.com/szvw3p5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 29, 2020 05:55 PM (Ki5SV)

383 QUESTION 47, from Purdue to both sides:

Are House managers refusing to tell the Senate whether the whistleblower had a conflict of interest? Unwilling to say whether he was a fact witness? Why did you refuse to transmit the inspector general transcript?

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:55 PM (cF8AT)

384 Posted by: Seattle Slough


do you see what I have to deal with?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2020 05:47 PM (d7Ww2)


Dunning-Kuger architypes?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 29, 2020 05:55 PM (1g7ch)

385 yeah, using the self clean feature tends to shorten the lifespan of the oven - mom2020
==========================
Back in the day, I got a kick out reading blog posts from guys who wanted to make "authentic" pizzas but didn't want/couldn't afford an "authentic" pizza oven. Their work-around was to bake the pizzas by -ahem- adjusting the oven's self-cleaning switch for the extra-high temperatures. Don't do that at home, please.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 05:55 PM (Pqytn)

386 Ask about the IC IG testimony. Don't make me ask again.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

387 Again, if this isn't what happened, then fine. Bolton is lying and the transcript doesn't say what it appears to say. But if it did - holy shit is this a ridiculous abuse of power. Trump doesn't get to wet his beak with our tax dollars.

Posted by: Seattle Slough at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (luSNd)


Yeah, nobody should be allowed to wet their beaks with tax dollars. Or get paid with corrupt dollars because our Daddies are running the show in DC. and foreigners want to buy access.


Yeah.


Posted by: Young Biden, Pelosi, Kerry, Romney, etc, etc, etc at January 29, 2020 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

388 it's seriously smokey in here.
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (PbpT7)
......

Open a window. But... but... BE CAREFUL!

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:56 PM (v0R5T)

389 SS presents a false scenario. Trump wasn't asking to dig up dirt like the Left did using foreign assets against Trump.

He is one shitty attorney.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 05:56 PM (U9Qbt)

390 372 it's seriously smokey in here.

umm... did you turn the oven off?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:54 PM (dUJdY)

I'm suspecting that Ace doesn't have a smoke detector, or that he took the batteries out of it.
BAD Ace.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 05:56 PM (ghFVE)

391 A repair guy told my sister-in-law that if you use it regularly, it doesn't hurt the oven, but if you don't do it regularly, it can cause problems.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 05:53 PM (/669Q)

That makes sense. I don't use mine much nowadays and certainly not with messy foods like I used to. I had many, many pizzas cracks and dump cheese and fixins on the oven floor (?). Impressive plumes of smoke from those. Now it's stuff in pans that doesn't have any chance of slopping over.

Still I should probably check it. Might need a cleaning yet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2020 05:56 PM (j3npP)

392 379 >>DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM


Maybe just use some Parchment Paper?

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:54 PM (We5nk)

If he doesn't have that he could just use paper towels. They're absorbent.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:56 PM (cF8AT)

393 >>If he doesn't have that he could just use paper towels. They're absorbent.


Excellent point.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 05:56 PM (We5nk)

394 192
170 155 I actually give Ted Cruz a lot of credit for being a big man and
reconciling with Trump after Trump said some pretty shitty things about
him in the campaign.



it takes a real man to get up, brush himself off and shake hands with is opponent

Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (rpxSz)



Seconded.

Posted by: m
But it takes an even bigger man to insist on more shit-knocking.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 29, 2020 05:57 PM (/Fmtj)

395 281
196 the oven literally has,



DO NOT USE LIGHTER FLUID



stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 05:45 PM (v0R5T)


Oh lighter fluid... whew.

*picks up gasoline*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:57 PM (hmgiv)

396 If Trump is allowed to do this, then why wouldn't every President withhold every congressional appropriation in order to obtain a personal favor with it? Be honest.


If Trump is compelled to obey Congress bidding, why is it even in the hands of the President at all?

Let Congress mail out the check.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 05:57 PM (oVJmc)

397 DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

Posted by: ace


PUTTIN' ON THE FOIL. EVERY GAME! - The Hanson Brothers

Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2020 05:57 PM (gmo/4)

398 Does Slough ever explain how the president asking the Ukranian government to investigate criminal actions by a US citizen somehow makes him richer?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:57 PM (KZzsI)

399


If he doesn't have that he could just use paper towels. They're absorbent.
Posted by: Tami

As long as you keep the oven below 451 degrees F, you're good to go!

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:57 PM (SFOr6)

400 Jake Tapper @jaketapper

A Trump campaign official just RTed a tweet containing the name of the alleged whistleblower.


How does he know?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (oVJmc)


many have asked him that directly

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:58 PM (vEIlU)

401 Carb free Lasagna?
Use eggs mixed with Almond powder first cooked like an omelet then cut into strips.

You're welcome.

Now back to the subject of the post.

Roberts isn't setting the rules, he is enforcing them, as set by Senate leadership.
If, as is inferred, Sen Lee already had the same question approved, then Sen Paul will not be allowed to repeat it. That is part of the rules. Also McConnell may have made a deal with Schumer to limit certain questions in order to get concessions from some squishes.

Don't be too quick to fire on just any movement in the dark. You might shoot your battle buddy while he's taking a dump.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 29, 2020 05:58 PM (P+Ru9)

402 "If Trump is allowed to do this, then why wouldn't every President
withhold every congressional appropriation in order to obtain a personal
favor with it? Be honest.

. . .
Don't bother responding.
"
- - -


That's real retarded, sir.


I gotta say that this emotional mess of a thought process is like an appetizer for the liberal tear buffet we have coming.

Posted by: Rachel Genteal at January 29, 2020 05:58 PM (1CjJc)

403 bluebell is your oven gas or electric?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 05:58 PM (G546f)

404 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (KZzsI)
And the aid wasn't withheld, it arrived before the statutory deadline. So can anyone tell me what the fuss is about other than the House needed an excuse for "Orange Man Bad"?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 05:58 PM (ldR/a)

405 345 OMG....my husband is using a reciprocating saw in the kitchen and 3 dogs are barking at him.

It's so peaceful around here.....
Posted by: Tami
---

Did someone break out the fruitcake?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (Y4EXg)

406 My self cleaning oven destroyed the back burner. It was Thanksgiving and we started seeing smoke coming out of the top if the stove. Thankfully dinner was saved but we had to buy a new stove.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (dUJdY)

407
it's seriously smokey in here.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (PbpT7)



can't be as bad as the last thread.
......


Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (hmgiv)

408 lol

Sekulow putting more pressure on Schitt and Whistleblower

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (vEIlU)

409 Posting with the the don't reply I won't read it anyhow addendum would seem to make one an asshole or just a troll. Pick one.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (0OmEj)

410 my wife uses zucchini to replace pasta in lasagna

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (JFO2v)

411 @346
The only protections that the whistle blower affords are against retaliation not anonymity.

Now it is true the IC IG cannot expose the identity while the ongoing investigation is being conducted, but that applies to the IC IG alone.

So this is all a bullshit diversion by the Donks and MSM.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (0keV9)

412

Hours later, another long stretch with no post ---

ace comes back: "You know, carbon monoxide poisoning is no joke!"

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (SFOr6)

413
That's real retarded, sir.


I gotta say that this emotional mess of a thought process is like an appetizer for the liberal tear buffet we have coming.


Posted by: Rachel Genteal
=====
When you've lost Rachel Genteal, you've lost.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (41LUb)

414 he's a bum, a punk, a cheap slut on junk, a scumbag, a maggot, a cheap lousy blaggot (wouldn't want to impugn homosexuals by associating them with him)...
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (Rarvo)


Bobby De Niro, is that you?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (sy5kK)

415 DaveA, thanks for the shout-out (of sorts) - and in a way it's "on topic".

In his dissent in the Hamdan farce, Roberts his own self used the strongest language he ever has about the fundamental constitutional derailment. Not gonna look it up, but something along the lines of "bait and switch behavior like this from the court threatens to unravel the very constitutional order".

No kidding, genius.

This was the arrogant idiot Kennedy's infamous "A does not equal A" decision wherein he usurped executive treaty power and proceeded to declare up = down with respect to clear Geneva language.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (El6T/)

416 Don't hold his beer:

@Breaking911 1m

Multiple injuries reported in oil well explosion in Burleson County, Texas

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (DhaqP)

417 Pro tip. Place the lasagna noodles beneath the baking g dish to soak up the meat fat and oil.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (hV60f)

418 Don't about food Ace...not your forte...stick to staples such as globlist vomit, maggoty faggyty dems and their pet humans.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (9PtLS)

419 Sekulow putting more pressure on Schitt and Whistleblower

Wonder if they got something...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 06:00 PM (6XlcD)

420 Maybe just use some Parchment Paper?


********


Not the one with "We The People of the United States..." at the top.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 06:00 PM (m45I2)

421 >>DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

That's merely a suggestion.

Posted by: garrett
.........

Yeah, they probably want you to use Pam cooking spray.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

422 you can get a decent pizza at home using either a pizza stone or your phone to call delivery

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 06:00 PM (G546f)

423 Dack, if you ever roast anything, it probably needs cleaning.

vmom, my ovens are electric.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 06:00 PM (/669Q)

424 Oddly, I'm not craving Crab Free Lasagna.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 06:01 PM (We5nk)

425 Cannibal Bob, I have been chasing you all over this blog.

Have you seen the dates and place for the MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2020 06:01 PM (dmiLK)

426 Ciaramella
Ciaramella
will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro magnifico

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 29, 2020 06:01 PM (JFO2v)

427 Maybe just use some Parchment Paper?

Put your lasagna on a cookie sheet wrapped in tin foil.. Easy spill clean up

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 06:01 PM (6XlcD)

428 >>Wonder if they got something...

They've got a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 06:01 PM (ZLI7S)

429 you can get a decent pizza at home using either a pizza stone or your phone to call delivery

Can supposedly do it in a BBQ grill too but I've never tried. Would taste nice and smoked though, I imagine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 06:01 PM (KZzsI)

430 That's how you frack an oven.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 06:01 PM (9PtLS)

431 Sekulow putting more pressure on Schitt and Whistleblower
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

---

Only a bit OT but did you all know that Sekulow has a band?

https://youtu.be/dr1gA897aaA

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 06:02 PM (Y4EXg)

432 I used to clean my oven during the annual hour long celebration where everyone was supposed to stop using electricity.

I also tuned on all the lights and a couple electric heaters too.

Posted by: The Ghost of William Proxmire at January 29, 2020 06:02 PM (+0uDE)

433 Dershowitz effectively argues that he can change his mind.
That was a waste of a Q.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 06:02 PM (ghFVE)

434 DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

Gee, I have a tattoo like that.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 29, 2020 06:02 PM (LxWV7)

435 Pro tip. Place the lasagna noodles beneath the baking g dish to soak up the meat fat and oil.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (hV60f)


agree!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 06:02 PM (vEIlU)

436 Somebody woke Nadler up.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 06:02 PM (cF8AT)

437 Biden was taped bragging on stage about using a Billion taxpayer $(1) to pay another country to drop an investigation.

His criminal culpability weakens his run in a private groups(2) little party so he is immune from investigation?

Yeah, that's the ticket.


(1) it was a pass-fail proposition. aid had nothing to do with it. it was about a billion dollar bribe.

(2) DemCong is a private group that has not put anybody up as a 2020 presidential candidate yet.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 29, 2020 06:02 PM (1g7ch)

438 424 Oddly, I'm not craving Crab Free Lasagna.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 06:01 PM (We5nk)

My wife caught the crab and I ate the snapper.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 29, 2020 06:02 PM (JFO2v)

439 Rand Paul asked about Ciaramella and his fellow Deep Stater John Roberts censored him.


Fixed

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 06:03 PM (nfcV2)

440 http://bit.ly/2tPy2QF
*******
Rudy Giuliani Common Sense EP. 2 The Trial: Opening Statement | Bombshell Documents - YouTube

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 29, 2020 06:03 PM (BqBId)

441 Somebody woke Nadler up.

Dinner bell?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 06:03 PM (6XlcD)

442 Gee, I have a tattoo like that.

*sadly turns away*
--Derek Smalls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

443 you can get a decent pizza at home using either a pizza stone or your phone to call delivery

Can supposedly do it in a BBQ grill too but I've never tried. Would taste nice and smoked though, I imagine.
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Did a couple on a big green egg - wood chips on charcoal. Had trouble getting the pizza off the stone - probably didn't get it hot enough first.

Tasted pretty good though.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 06:03 PM (vGHDS)

444 And now for your Dem. political laugh of the day. Buttigieg's staffers worried about microaggressions. Have these people ever worked in a office environment before?

https://tinyurl.com/tcguzlg

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 06:03 PM (WI7YS)

445 >> Can supposedly do it in a BBQ grill too but I've never tried.


I've tried that permutation. It works, but not really well.

Best bet is 2 Stoned in your oven and preheat to 500 and wait for 40 minutes after the oven comes up to 500 before you drop a pizza on the 1st stone.

As soon as the pizza is cooked enough to move it to the 2nd stone, move it.

...or, have a pizza delivered.


Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 06:04 PM (We5nk)

446 Yeah, they probably want you to use Pam cooking spray.

Pam was the Other Girl from high school track. You shouldn't call that a cooking spray any more than you should name a talking phone after Siri, one of Andrew Wyeth's best models.

Meanwhile, while I was trying to make this snark relevant, Dersh makes really weird hand gestures to make his points.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2020 06:04 PM (gd9RK)

447 Nadler. this is my government.
*hangs head*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 06:04 PM (hmgiv)

448 287...

I realize in your rotten, communist, drug-addled mind that a President who has ESTABLISHED EVIDENCE OF JOE BIDEN'S FRAUDULENT BEHAVIOR, isn't supposed to be even a bit curious about sending aid to the same people connected to JOE BIDEN'S FRAUDULENT BEHAVIOR, simply because Biden's a Democrat. Aid, btw, is whose distribution is solely at the discretion of the President.

Posted by: PacosMojo at January 29, 2020 06:04 PM (rNQUX)

449 Ace is national treasure!

I can haz lasagna?

Posted by: Tater Brian at January 29, 2020 06:04 PM (dlFcB)

450
Maybe just use some Parchment Paper?
********
Not the one with "We The People of the United States..." at the top.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 06:00 PM (m45I2)

-----

We prefer to just ignore it

Posted by: The Democrats at January 29, 2020 06:04 PM (+0uDE)

451 The whistleblower used hearsay.
Do we know who he got it from?
I believe that we still don't, which I find incredible.

The provenance of Ukraine-gate is highly suspicious

Especially after the many plots against Trump that have already been tried

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 29, 2020 06:05 PM (ia3ED)

452 or, have a pizza delivered.

The thing is, the pizza I make at home is like five times better than any pizza joint in town. And we don't have bad pizza here, its just home made is that much better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 06:05 PM (KZzsI)

453 Harriet Miers was hardly GWB secretary. She was his personal lawyer during his 2000 campaign with decades of legal experience in tort and corporate law and was the first female president of the Texas Bar. She served as chief of staff for Bush for a period of time until she was nominated by him for the SC. Whether she was a good pick is debatable but making her sound like she fetched coffee and scheduled the dogs grooming is ridiculous.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (MOd8o)


Shes a very smart lawyer and did not deserve the rounds of shit she took

Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 06:05 PM (W3ofY)

454 Nadler is a buffoon.



Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 06:05 PM (0keV9)

455 With this trial stuff I'm getting nothing done otherwise

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 06:05 PM (ZCEU2)

456 Oh Buddha....I'm facebooking back in time....help.....I. I. I... how about them Cowboys?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 06:05 PM (9PtLS)

457 Traeger works pretty well for pizza- cast iron pan, high temp.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 06:05 PM (m45I2)

458
Gotta go back to work, but... America is bigger than its politics, and its proud people deserve better representation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2020 06:06 PM (uKj5K)

459 I'm glad I'm not watching the shitshow today. Roberts would spike my blood pressure. Fucking asshole.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 29, 2020 06:06 PM (sWM8x)

460 Do we know who he got it from?
I believe that we still don't, which I find incredible.


And that's the person I wonder might be a deep cover protected intelligence asset they are trying to avoid being looked into.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

461 212 >>DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM


That's merely a suggestion.
Posted by: garrett

A suggestion that will prevent voiding the warranty and destroying functionality.

I have an LG with exactly the same warning. Putting foil in the bottom will destroy the ceramic coating that make the "Easy Clean" feature work.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 29, 2020 06:06 PM (OUkUA)

462 441 Somebody woke Nadler up.

Dinner bell?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 06:03 PM (6XlcD)

Knowing Nadler he probably could smell ace's burning lasagna in DC.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

463 >>the pizza I make at home is like five times better than any pizza joint in town. And we don't have bad pizza here, its just home made is that much better.


I grew up in a Pizzeria and miss having those ovens around...but I am with you.
Good fresh ingredients at home. Not much in the way of savings, though. Unless you eat a LOT of Pizzas at home.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 06:06 PM (We5nk)

464 or, have a pizza delivered.

The thing is, the pizza I make at home is like five times better than any pizza joint in town. And we don't have bad pizza here, its just home made is that much better.
=====
Yep. Good pizza joint, its not worth the effort. If all you have is junk, then it is worth the effort to make your own.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 06:06 PM (Rhhue)

465 308
Make sure you preheat the oven to 450 before you put the foil in there.



And you want to really press it into the corners.



LMAO!! I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jewells45 a
When I was kid, at Christmas, Dad would be given several 30 + lb turkeys by people he dealt with at work. We'd name them. Mom would have to leave the oven door partially open to fit the fowl monster, and would wrap much of the oven in tin foil.

Another good tip, try chewing on tin foil with your back teeth. Thank me later.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 29, 2020 06:06 PM (/Fmtj)

466 DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)
........

Nothing about old tires?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

467 >>DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM





That's merely a suggestion.

Posted by: garrett


One sheet a day keeps the otters away.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 06:07 PM (1CjJc)

468
Fuckface wrote:
The question is, did Trump threaten to withhold foreign aid in order to pressure a foreign government to dig up dirt on one of his opponents? That's it. Who leaked it is irrelevant.

It matters, cockknocker, because the fake whistleblower was WRONG, as evidenced in the fucking transcript we can all see with our own eyes.

It matters because the fake whistleblower is part of this obvious coup attempted by Deep State.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 06:07 PM (fhCLs)

469 I saw Wrap This Douche Up open for Vince Massengill at Branson in '03.

Posted by: jsg at January 29, 2020 06:07 PM (i1BCP)

470 431 . . . Only a bit OT but did you all know that Sekulow has a band?

https://youtu.be/dr1gA897aaA
Posted by: Tonypete
________

If he needs an extra guitar player, I'm just the guy. I'm even willing to promise not to kill any of their groupies.

Posted by: Murderin' Joe Scarborough at January 29, 2020 06:08 PM (9vQJW)

471 425
Cannibal Bob, I have been chasing you all over this blog.



Have you seen the dates and place for the MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2020 06:01 PM (dmiLK)

Willowed from last thread:
Hello Ben, I haven't sorry, and thank you. Heidi has mentioned it to me. She is jonesing to meet ettes. and she said it might be ettenado. I'll get with her when she gets back in town Thursday. She should have the dates. She's the social director.
I must say though that I'm a recluse, rarely socialize and the ettes kinda scare me.


Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 06:08 PM (hmgiv)

472 Good fresh ingredients at home. Not much in the way of savings, though. Unless you eat a LOT of Pizzas at home.

Yeah, its spendy to just get enough to make a couple pies once in a while. My mom used to complain that it took like 45 minutes to make a meal that took maybe 5 minutes to disappear (4 boys in the house who could eat their body weight at a sitting).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 06:08 PM (KZzsI)

473 343 BOB!!!!
Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 29, 2020 05:51 PM (JvXAe)

Nice tattoo, honey. Who's Bob?

/just the punchline

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

474 CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

Posted by: Snidely Whiplash's oven bottom at January 29, 2020 06:08 PM (m45I2)

475 cook all my lasagna on a shelf from ikea.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:08 PM (KP5rU)

476 DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)
........

Nothing about old tires?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 06:07 PM (v0R5T)


lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 06:08 PM (vEIlU)

477 453 Harriet Miers was hardly GWB secretary. She was his personal lawyer during his 2000 campaign with decades of legal experience in tort and corporate law and was the first female president of the Texas Bar. She served as chief of staff for Bush for a period of time until she was nominated by him for the SC. Whether she was a good pick is debatable but making her sound like she fetched coffee and scheduled the dogs grooming is ridiculous.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 29, 2020 05:49 PM (MOd8o)


Thank you. like I said, she was the hardest working government employee I ever came across.

Worked with an FBI agent once. said he had all day to work on his personal business. later, 9/11 happened.

Posted by: x at January 29, 2020 06:09 PM (nFwvY)

478 So Chuckies little stunt with that Parnas guy didn't work because he has an ankle bracelet on cause he a f"ing criminal... Hahahahahah

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 06:09 PM (6XlcD)

479
And now for your Dem. political laugh of the day. Buttigieg's staffers worried about microaggressions. Have these people ever worked in a office environment before?

https://tinyurl.com/tcguzlg
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 06:03 PM (WI7YS)

----

Imagine them in any 1960 era basic training environment.

Posted by: rd at January 29, 2020 06:09 PM (+0uDE)

480 There should be consequences to leading failed attempts at impeachment.
Expulsion from Congress would be fair but hari Kari would be acceptable.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 06:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

481 John Roberts is a Benedict Arnold

Posted by: Seriously yall at January 29, 2020 06:09 PM (LIhNq)

482 And then when I realized how late it was and went to post, the oven started smoking up a storm. I put too much lasagna in the pan and the hot oil/meat fat kept dripping down to the oven's floor and smoking.

just put a pan under it next time

cookie sheet or anything with a lip

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 06:09 PM (vEIlU)

483 Good fresh ingredients at home. Not much in the way of savings, though. Unless you eat a LOT of Pizzas at home.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 06:06 PM (We5nk)

America's Test Kitchen pizza recipe is a no fail recipe. But it takes a lot of work and planning. Make dough day before and let it mature overnight. Excellent.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 06:09 PM (1CjJc)

484 Now it is true the IC IG cannot expose the identity while the ongoing investigation is being conducted, but that applies to the IC IG alone.

So this is all a bullshit diversion by the Donks and MSM.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 05:59 PM (0keV9)

on that Jake Tapper twitter feed CNN Genius Lockhart was threatening to have anyone who typed "Eric Ciamarella" arrested.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 06:09 PM (Kpl3J)

485 My mom used to complain that it took like 45 minutes to make a meal that took maybe 5 minutes to disappear

===
THIS!!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (G546f)

486 Riktiga man ater sin lasagna direkt ur frysen.

Posted by: Greta thunburg at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (hV60f)

487 The question is, did Trump threaten to withhold foreign aid in order to pressure a foreign government to dig up dirt on one of his opponents? That's it. Who leaked it is irrelevant.

It matters, cockknocker, because the fake whistleblower was WRONG, as evidenced in the fucking transcript we can all see with our own eyes.

It matters because the fake whistleblower is part of this obvious coup attempted by Deep State.
===
Stated differently: HOW DARE YOU INVESTIGATE OUR GINNED UP ACCUSATIONS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS ARE OUR GINNED UP ACCUSATIONS, WHICH YOU MUST ACCEPT AS TRUE!!!!!11ty

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (41LUb)

488 "the former Ukranian president who fired the prosecutor Shokin on Joe
Biden's command is being investigated for embezzlement-- supposedly of
US aid to Ukraine.


You don't need to be Donald Trump to know that a good deal is one that everyone gets something.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (/Fmtj)

489 Posted by: Seattle Slough at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (luSNd)

Was it Patterico, Proteinwisdom or Althouse that you used to troll?

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (7s3Gx)

490 I was listening to Bongino Report, ep 1169, cited in previous post.

If you haven't listened yet, please do.
https://youtu.be/YbKOeBEmIAA

Posted by: Flyover at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (Rbu5d)

491 So Chuckies little stunt with that Parnas guy didn't work because he has an ankle bracelet on cause he a f"ing criminal... Hahahahahah
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 06:09 PM (6XlcD)



I know, lol.

The joke is, it was a Fox reporter that warned them all. No one knew.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (vEIlU)

492 >>DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

almost as bad as East German toilet paper.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (xPJvm)

493 So, the Chief Justice is making rulings on questions, while allowing Schiff not to answer questions.

Interesting.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (NgKpN)

494 roberts needs a high speed rail trip to the sun. elon can set it up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:11 PM (KP5rU)

495 Ukrainians say they want to deal with corruption, but their whole society is compromised by corruption all the way down to the paperboy. It's been 30 years since they declared independence from Russia. Thirty years of natural selection killing off the thoroughly corrupted red-brown old guard. Yet, corruption still dominates their culture - their way of getting things done - or to be precise, half done..


Posted by: 13times at January 29, 2020 06:11 PM (K3B2k)

496 @TheRightWingM

Adam Schiff says he doesn't know the whistleblower. Never met him. He's an enigma amongst all Democrats.


That Eric sure gets around...

https://tinyurl.com/tla59u6

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

497 on that Jake Tapper twitter feed CNN Genius Lockhart was threatening to have anyone who typed "Eric Ciamarella" arrested. - Tom Servo
=================================LOLOL

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 06:11 PM (Pqytn)

498 The tin foil goes on the head, not the bottom.

Rookie move.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 06:12 PM (QLPEO)

499
It matters, cockknocker, because the fake whistleblower was WRONG, as evidenced in the fucking transcript we can all see with our own eyes.

It matters because the fake whistleblower is part of this obvious coup attempted by Deep State.
===
Stated differently: HOW DARE YOU INVESTIGATE OUR GINNED UP ACCUSATIONS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS ARE OUR GINNED UP ACCUSATIONS, WHICH YOU MUST ACCEPT AS TRUE!!!!!11ty
Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (41LUb)

Fruit of the Poisoned Tree Doctrine, as this IS a TRIAL.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 06:12 PM (NgKpN)

500 on that Jake Tapper twitter feed CNN Genius Lockhart was threatening to have anyone who typed "Eric Ciamarella" arrested.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 29, 2020 06:09 PM (Kpl3J)


yup

and many are using their new tagline

"you're going to get him killed!" "you're putting him in danger!"

yeah, about that baseball game

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 06:12 PM (vEIlU)

501 Oh, Schiff is "paraphrasing here," he says.

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 06:12 PM (ghFVE)

502 /villainous kitchen appliance sock off

Posted by: Muldoon at January 29, 2020 06:12 PM (m45I2)

503 212 >>DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM


That's merely a suggestion.
Posted by: garrett

Or Zimbabwean dollars!

Posted by: Zombie Mugabe at January 29, 2020 06:12 PM (OUkUA)

504 363
Eric Ciaramella

=====

Who is rumored to be dating Schiff's daughter.



they don't want the 4 chan's to raid his social media.



Too late.

Posted by: simplemind
I understand she has a lovely slender neck.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 29, 2020 06:12 PM (/Fmtj)

505 Yep. Buttigieg is going to command the respect of others world leaders


That was microagression!! You interrupted me!!, You talked over me!!. You didn't include me on a e-mail list!! Waaaah

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 06:12 PM (WI7YS)

506 They're protecting a deep state asset embedded in the White House is what I conclude

This is a bad Ludlum novel

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 29, 2020 06:13 PM (ia3ED)

507 on that Jake Tapper twitter feed CNN Genius Lockhart was threatening to have anyone who typed "Eric Ciamarella" arrested. - Tom Servo
=======
Do they realize they are literally turning him into Voldemort?

He who must not be named.

Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2020 06:13 PM (BSHBK)

508 Don't bother responding. The responses are typically too numerous to address and I won't read them.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (luSNd)

There's that whole "illiterate" thing, too. But it was nice of your Mom to type this for you.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 29, 2020 06:13 PM (LxWV7)

509

Was it Patterico, Proteinwisdom or Althouse that you used to troll?
Posted by: Gabby Johnson


ace, circa 2004-05. I had more than a few arguments with SS under my earlier nic. It's best to avoid, since that is all he does. Fastest goalposts in the West!

Posted by: imp at January 29, 2020 06:13 PM (SFOr6)

510 481 John Roberts is a Benedict Arnold
Posted by: Seriously yall
__________

What the hell did I ever do to you to deserve that?

Posted by: Benedict Arnold at January 29, 2020 06:14 PM (9vQJW)

511 I miss happyfeet from Protein Wisdom. I hope he saved himself from the wreckage.

Posted by: Ass Chum at January 29, 2020 06:14 PM (hV60f)

512 Riktiga man ater sin lasagna direkt ur frysen.

Posted by: Greta thunburg at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (hV60f)
.........

Ace, I think Gurta is telling you HOW DARE YOU FOR STINKING UP THE WORLD.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

513 508 Don't bother responding. The responses are typically too numerous to address and I won't read them.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (luSNd)

icn't red nor rite anawaas.. im a trmp votre!

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 06:14 PM (6XlcD)

514 Has anyone asked how a person can blow a whistle on a conversation of which he was not a part?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 06:14 PM (GbPPJ)

515 I understand she has a lovely slender neck.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 29, 2020 06:12 PM (/Fmtj)

Ooh, a bobblehead.

Posted by: jsg at January 29, 2020 06:14 PM (i1BCP)

516 485 My mom used to complain that it took like 45 minutes to make a meal that took maybe 5 minutes to disappear

===
THIS!!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 06:10 PM (G546f)

And don't even get me started on Thanksgiving meals!

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

517 roberts is a cocksucker. simple as that. another aborted bush cabal turd.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

518 I'm sure someone has already asked, but why wasn't Ace's wife cooking that lasagna?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 29, 2020 06:16 PM (jjaLl)

519 >>it's seriously smokey in here.

Dude

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at January 29, 2020 06:16 PM (CLteG)

520 Earlier someone said Roberts was worried about the "appearance of impartiality". Nope. He's a Deep State cuck motherfucker.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 06:16 PM (uEbPt)

521 >>I'm sure someone has already asked, but why wasn't Ace's wife cooking that lasagna?

She's out there bringing home the Hobo Bacon.

Ace is a stay at home Dad.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 06:16 PM (We5nk)

522 Part of the problem with gettting pizza from a shop is that a lot use old recipes for sauce that includes sugar. You do NOT need sugar (I think it harms the flavor). Way back when Fannie Farmer was still around, tomatoes used to have a lot more acid in them, but modern varieties do not, and you don't need to offset that in your recipes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (KZzsI)

523 I must say though that I'm a recluse, rarely socialize and the ettes kinda scare me.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob

---

Bluebell has a shiv - Ladyl collects kidneys.

Why ever would one be afraid of the 'ettes?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (Y4EXg)

524 QUESTION 51, from Hoeven, Portman, Boozman to Trump team:

Did the Ukrainian president ever meet any of Trump's alleged requirements in order to receive the aid?

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (cF8AT)

525 Trump just tweeted out the video of Bolton giving an interview after the call where he called it a warm call and said they were hoping the two presidents could meet at Warsaw.

His only comment is: Game Over!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (ZLI7S)

526 Wait, so yesterday everyone was freaking out because there would be witnesses, but now it turns out the Senate is tired of all this shit and just wants to vote already.

Which is what I said yesterday.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)

527 Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (uEbPt)

528 Has anyone asked how a person can blow a whistle on a conversation of which he was not a part?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 06:14 PM (GbPPJ)
-------

Yes, way back when this happened, and it was subsequently discovered that the whistleblower protection statute had been changed THE DAY BEFORE this particular whistleblower blew his whistle.

Changed to say you could blow the whistle on second-hand info. With no personal knowledge. In other words, based on hearsay, if you like.

Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (/669Q)

529 @484
Because Lockhart is a viscous, ignorant propagandist and apparatchik.

The problem is that the Democrats and media will exact a real world consequences for doing something that is perfectly legal and well within anyone's first amendment rights.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (0keV9)

530 She's out there bringing home the Hobo Bacon.



Ace is a stay at home Dad.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2020 06:16 PM (We5nk)

How many baby ewoks?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (hmgiv)

531 Timers ? We don't need no steenkeen timers!

Posted by: Black Side Down Restaurant at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (i1BCP)

532 icn't red nor rite anawaas.. im a trmp votre!

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 06:14 PM (6XlcD)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 29, 2020 06:18 PM (1CjJc)

533 Happyfeet is a regular at Insty's now.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 29, 2020 06:18 PM (3DZIZ)

534 Was it Patterico, Proteinwisdom or Althouse that you used to troll?

He used to post heavy on Right Wing News back when I was a regular there. Wasn't particularly smart or well-informed then, either

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

535 Bolton is one fucked up dude. How did he ever get near power!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 29, 2020 06:18 PM (ia3ED)

536 Just heard that they were able to operate on my co-worker's baby successfully. They repaired a cleft in his throat. They think it was the reason he was aspirating food.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (Lqy/e)

537
Has anyone asked how a person can blow a whistle on a conversation of which he was not a part?

Posted by: alexthechick



Such a farce.
There was a moment during the House hearings when a Republican asked Vindman who contacted him. Shiff interrupted and we never got our answer. But that, in my opinion, is the KEY to all of this.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (fhCLs)

538 i'm terrified of every ette.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)

539 Wait, so yesterday everyone was freaking out because there would be witnesses, but now it turns out the Senate is tired of all this shit and just wants to vote already.
Which is what I said yesterday.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)

I'll be thrilled to eat crow if I'm wrong about the way the vote goes.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (uEbPt)

540 To Ben Had:
Aha! the pursued has become the pursuer!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (hmgiv)

541 Levin saying any vote for witnesses is a vote against the President

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (ZCEU2)

542 Lurker rule 5- always refer to senior members of the Horde as sir or ma'am.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (Uu+Jp)

543 I'll be thrilled to eat crow if I'm wrong about the way the vote goes.

That's the thing. People who complain about this stuff don't WANT to be right, they fear they are. Gloating about it doesn't work, we're agreeing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

544 517 roberts is a cocksucker. simple as that. another aborted bush cabal turd.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

Wait, so Roberts censors questions from Repubs, but Allows a witness to 'paraphrase' into an imaginary conversation?

WHAT THE FUCK?

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (NgKpN)

545 Bolton is one fucked up dude. How did he ever get near power!

Trump tweeted that if he was still there we would be at WW6

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (6XlcD)

546 173 It'd be fun to ask Romney, "Do you know how much the people hate you?"
He'd probably smirk and grin and say, "The ones I care about don't!"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2020 05:37 PM (l9m7l)

It would be more fun to ask him how much he enjoyed getting f'ed by Candy Crowley in front of the entire nation.

I doubt if he'd smirk and grin at that.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (d6Ksn)

547 @535

Every organization needs a sneaky little shit, Bolton fits that role to a tee.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (0keV9)

548 Shocking.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (X/aS0)

549
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (tNr0D)

550 Cocaine Mitch is a peerless Senate strategist, btw.

He handled Kavanaugh, handed judicial appointments, and now he's doing a master class on impeachment.

He gave the Dems all the rope they wanted, got them to bore the nation to death and now the opposing caucus is starting to say "Can we stop already?"

BTW, his statement that he "didn't have the vote to stop witnesses" was a head fake.

He put that out there so that the Dem senators had to contemplate two or three more weeks of Adam Schiff pissing all over them and decide if they want the pain to finally end.

Looks like they're choosing "less pain."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

551 "the intelligence community that we require to speak truth to power"

--Schiff

Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (ghFVE)

552 Rep. Creosote helping Manu Raju @mkraju
5m
Inside chamber, when Nadler concluded his remarks with a dig at Dershowitz, saying "all scholars" agree with his assessment on high crimes and misdemeanors "except for Mr Dershowitz," there were audible groans from a number of Republicans on their side of the aisle.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (BqBId)

553 Actually, the Senate is tired of seeing 100,000+ cheerful Trump supporters line up for a chance to sit in a venue that only holds 7,500 people. After several more Trump rallies of the same, most likely, even Dems are getting the message that this "impeachment" is a bust.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 06:21 PM (Pqytn)

554 The only tomatoes I *don't* put sugar with is when I do Marcella Hazan's sauce.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 06:21 PM (uEbPt)

555 "Appearance of impartiality" means Roberts is a pansy who never wants to be threatened. And only one side threathens him

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 29, 2020 06:21 PM (ia3ED)

556 Trump just tweeted out the video of Bolton giving an interview after the call where he called it a warm call and said they were hoping the two presidents could meet at Warsaw.

His only comment is: Game Over!
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (ZLI7S)




https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/with_replies

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 06:21 PM (vEIlU)

557 288 I am mystified that they want to remove a President but the validity of the whistle blower's claims can't be questioned.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 29, 2020 05:46 PM (cGlgB)


We are supposed to believe all anti-Trump statements, as we are to believe all Women.

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2020 06:21 PM (AMIL/)

558 Downloading Plague Inc. Highly entertaining at the moment.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 29, 2020 06:21 PM (X/aS0)

559 I'd say, "Fuck it. End it." But what difference, at this point, does it make?

Despite the imminent re-election of GEOTUS, as Sham-Wow!-Peach-Mint uncovers the overwhelming corruption and selfish disregard of the country and her subje -- er, citizens -- I'm starting to sense undercurrents here. Anything from Let It Burn to Burn It Down, with maybe just a whiff of Nuke It From Space To Be Sure.

Or is it just me?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at January 29, 2020 06:21 PM (KXHve)

560 538 i'm terrified of every ette.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)

I am the most non-terrifying person I know.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 29, 2020 06:22 PM (d6Ksn)

561 506 They're protecting a deep state asset embedded in the White House is what I conclude

This is a bad Ludlum novel
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 29, 2020 06:13 PM (ia3ED)

Deep State Asset? That describes over half the staff of the NSC and the White House.

Posted by: rd at January 29, 2020 06:22 PM (+0uDE)

562 DO NOT USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

stamped into the metal on the bottom of the oven.

Posted by: ace at January 29, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

Does it also say?:

USE THE RIGHT SIZE DISH FFS OR AT LEAST A COOKIE SHEET!
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 05:41 PM (cF8AT)

I see Tami carving advice on the floor of Ace's oven with an engraving tool....

Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 06:22 PM (eoQWY)

563 560 538 i'm terrified of every ette.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)

Be afraid... be very afraid

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 06:22 PM (6XlcD)

564 That's exactly what was happening, and there was no police presence at all to prevent line-crashing.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 05:52 PM (sGotD)


Write him a letter. This could be an ugly story.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 06:22 PM (ZS+GP)

565 560: donna! HA!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:22 PM (KP5rU)

566 Lurker rule 5- always refer to senior members of the Horde as sir or ma'am.

Yes, sir.

The only tomatoes I *don't* put sugar with is when I do Marcella Hazan's sauce.

Again, old recipes. You don't need it. Better off without it both health- and flavor- wise

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 06:23 PM (KZzsI)

567

The left are going to go nuts this weekend.

Stay in.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 06:23 PM (vEIlU)

568 Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (Lqy/e)

Thanks for the update, dear. Glad they found out the reason and could take care of it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 06:23 PM (WI7YS)

569 Hol(l)a Fapperkin.

I'm just starting "Any Given Sunday". Oliver Stone flick, could be good, could be a bloated mess.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2020 06:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

570 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)


Not everyone was freaking out, but yeah, a lot of people hear some rumor in the press (like they are a source of accuracy) and get themselves worked up over it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 06:23 PM (ldR/a)

571

Gotta always thank GW Bush. Godblessmerica. Greatmerican.

Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at January 29, 2020 06:23 PM (nkLIP)

572 Yeah, at some point you just stop calling a sham like this "lasagna"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (LWu6U)

573 BTW, I never use the cleaning cycle.

Yep, learned that the hard way.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 05:50 PM (dUJdY)

I am honestly thinking of getting a new oven since one of the knobs broke.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

574
Rep. Creosote helping Manu Raju @mkraju

5m

Inside chamber, when Nadler concluded his remarks with a dig at
Dershowitz, saying "all scholars" agree with his assessment on high
crimes and misdemeanors "except for Mr Dershowitz," there were audible
groans from a number of Republicans on their side of the aisle.





Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (BqBId)

=========================
LOLOL

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (Pqytn)

575
Not everyone was freaking out

I was... I'll admit it... My hair is still smouldering

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (6XlcD)

576 Christopher R Taylor: "No, of course not, but I'm speculating that perhaps the faux 'whistle blower' is a critical intelligence asset in a risky position or someone who can't be revealed without causing severe damage."

Given what we have witnessed too many times about the IC protecting and censoring that which need not be, what do you suppose Occam's Razor would think?

I think this "whistle blower/asset" is as espionage-level as super agent Valerie Plame which is to say not in need of protection at all.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (6eEQ+)

577 551 "the intelligence community that we require to speak truth to power"

--Schiff
Posted by: m at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (ghFVE)

And so much for a Representative Democracy, or Republic.

Its now controlled by the Mandarins.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (NgKpN)

578
I'm just starting "Any Given Sunday". Oliver Stone flick, could be good, could be a bloated mess.

Posted by: All Hail Eris


I hope you like Al Pacino being Al Pacino.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (fhCLs)

579 Lurker rule 5- always refer to senior members of the Horde as sir or ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (7s3Gx)

580 Dersh on a roll.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (cF8AT)

581 i'm terrified of every ette.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)

Aww, com'on. No you're not

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (WI7YS)

582 Actually I could see it was over stuffed and that the liquid was too high and would drip out.


Turgid Lasagna for da GAINZ!

Posted by: Heirloominati at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (GC07d)

583 "Low carb lasagna (without noodles) "

Recipe or it didn't happen

Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (BJKQV)

584 Any reds in this part of the state are Trump to the max. I'm in the Springs. Gardner is our Senator. He has a tough line to walk.

Posted by: David Prince at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (JkygK)

585 OMG....my husband is using a reciprocating saw in the kitchen and 3 dogs are barking at him.


Tough roast ?

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (arJlL)

586 I'm just starting "Any Given Sunday". Oliver Stone flick, could be good, could be a bloated mess.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2020 06:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

never watched it, always thought it ripped off the name of the Bruce Brown film, On Any Sunday

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (M+Lyo)

587 Lurker rule- if you must use maple syrup on French toast for God's sake keep it to yourself, man

Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

588
Watch Dragon Ball the series, instead.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (fhCLs)

589 Dersh berating idiots, uselessly I expect, because prejudiced, politically-driven idiots

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (xSo9G)

590 Downloading Plague Inc. Highly entertaining at the moment.

Except the author is a blazing lib. The constant references to Brexit being bad in the news line gets pretty old...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (7s3Gx)

591 "Appearance of impartiality" means Roberts is a pansy who never wants to be threatened. And only one side threathens him
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 29, 2020 06:21 PM (ia3ED)

So he has been smart enough not to cross Trump yet. So there is hope for him.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (eoQWY)

592 IF this ends Friday, is it worthy of a flaming pudding cup thread for the Democrats reaction?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (ZCEU2)

593 That was Lurker rule 7

Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

594 Hell, Roberts had to do SOMETHING to keep that adoption folder closed...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (ABuva)

595 368
I begrudge no man his low-carb diet, but if it ain't got a pasta component, it's ain't lasagna. It's definitional.



Yeah its not technically lasagna without the, you know, lasagna (the
noodles are called that, its where the name comes from), but like a
breakfast "burrito" I'm willing to shrug at the definition.


is lasagna a sandwich?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (sGtp+)

596 Dershowitz is stellar. How I envy all those who were his students.

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (R0z7P)

597 LasagnaGate.


Ladies and gennermern, we have our meme.

My work here is done.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (QLPEO)

598 576 Christopher R Taylor: "No, of course not, but I'm speculating that perhaps the faux 'whistle blower' is a critical intelligence asset in a risky position or someone who can't be revealed without causing severe damage."

Given what we have witnessed too many times about the IC protecting and censoring that which need not be, what do you suppose Occam's Razor would think?

I think this "whistle blower/asset" is as espionage-level as super agent Valerie Plame which is to say not in need of protection at all.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (6eEQ+)

Sorry, but with the Damage this is doing to the Republic itself, to the very foundation of our Republic, there is not a damn thing that ANY undercover agent can find out, that is worth more IMO.

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (NgKpN)

599 i'm terrified of every ette.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)



Pish posh. We are all fluffy bunnies.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (GbPPJ)

600 The left are going to go nuts this weekend.

Stay in. . Armed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 06:23 PM (vEIlU)

FIFY

Posted by: rd at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (+0uDE)

601 That was Lurker rule 7

What was?

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (7s3Gx)

602 Man, if Trump would just release the transcript of the call, we could settle this right now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (r+sAi)

603 5m

Inside chamber, when Nadler concluded his remarks with a dig at
Dershowitz, saying "all scholars" agree with his assessment on high
crimes and misdemeanors "except for Mr Dershowitz," there were audible
groans from a number of Republicans on their side of the aisle.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 29, 2020 06:20 PM (BqBId)


If one pokes the beast he should have a big shield.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 06:27 PM (ZS+GP)

604 I think this "whistle blower/asset" is as espionage-level as super agent Valerie Plame which is to say not in need of protection at all.

The other side is that Schiff is dumb as a rock and ambitious as hell and pulled the trigger on something he should not have and now everyone is scrambling to prevent the consequences of his idiotic move.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 06:27 PM (KZzsI)

605 The jerky, swoopy camera work is already irritating me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2020 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

606 588

Watch Dragon Ball the series, instead.

that's more of a pilaf.

Posted by: Reich Pilaf at January 29, 2020 06:27 PM (sGtp+)

607 i will continue to walk softly among ettes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:27 PM (KP5rU)

608 is lasagna a sandwich?
Posted by: Anachronda


It's a form of Nightshade. Like Baklava.

Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 06:27 PM (QLPEO)

609 Roberts got the note. "Nothing on the whistleblower or we release all of your file."

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 29, 2020 06:27 PM (CLteG)

610 Nood

Posted by: oldraceral at January 29, 2020 06:28 PM (Tduhe)

611 is lasagna a sandwich?

Its a buncha stacked up sandwiches! FIGHT ME IN THE OCTAGON!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2020 06:28 PM (KZzsI)

612 "on that Jake Tapper twitter feed CNN Genius Lockhart was threatening to
have anyone who typed "Eric Ciamarella" arrested. -

Tom Servo"

The first rule of Ciamrlella whistle blower hoax is: You do not talk about Ciamrlella whistle blower hoax.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2020 06:28 PM (NbRJx)

613 599 i'm terrified of every ette.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)


Pish posh. We are all fluffy bunnies.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (GbPPJ)

With huge teeth, that grab ya by the throat and.,...

arrrggggghhhhhhh

Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 06:28 PM (NgKpN)

614 Fucking Roberts again. This guy thinks he's 007.

Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2020 06:28 PM (ATCV4)

615 The jerky, swoopy camera work is already irritating me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris



Sorry, that's all we got.

Posted by: Hollywood at January 29, 2020 06:28 PM (QLPEO)

616 Has anyone asked how a person can blow a whistle on a conversation of which he was not a part?

Posted by: alexthechick


Such a farce.
There was a moment during the House hearings when a Republican asked Vindman who contacted him. Shiff interrupted and we never got our answer. But that, in my opinion, is the KEY to all of this.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (fhCLs)

It was the rule that yes, indeed, you DID have to be a party on the call to whistleblow.

The rule mysteriously got magically changed days before all this blew up. Coincidentally.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

617 Did the Ukrainian president ever meet any of Trump's alleged requirements in order to receive the aid?
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 06:17 PM (cF8AT)


Alleged requirements.
Not actual requirements.

Was the question prefaced with "this is a hypothetical question..."?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 29, 2020 06:28 PM (1g7ch)

618 569 Hol(l)a Fapperkin.

I'm just starting "Any Given Sunday". Oliver Stone flick, could be good, could be a bloated mess.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2020 06:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

Great movie. Notice Under Armor placement in 1999 in that movie. The movie was ahead of the curve in every way.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 29, 2020 06:29 PM (X/aS0)

619 585 OMG....my husband is using a reciprocating saw in the kitchen and 3 dogs are barking at him.


Tough roast ?

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 06:25 PM (arJlL)

LOL! No renovations...

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 06:29 PM (cF8AT)

620 Bluebell has a shiv - Ladyl collects kidneys.

And I can decorate your... uh.. I have glitter!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2020 06:29 PM (dUJdY)

621 599 i'm terrified of every ette.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)


Pish posh. We are all fluffy bunnies.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (GbPPJ)

It's true!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2020 06:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

622
Christopher R Taylor: "No, of course not, but I'm speculating that perhaps the faux 'whistle blower' is a critical intelligence asset in a risky position or someone who can't be revealed without causing severe damage."

Given what we have witnessed too many times about the IC protecting and censoring that which need not be, what do you suppose Occam's Razor would think?

I think this "whistle blower/asset" is as espionage-level as super agent Valerie Plame which is to say not in need of protection at all.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 29, 2020 06:24 PM (6eEQ+)

----

I think the whistleblower could be a deep cover Russian Agent. Maybe a Chinese Agent. Maybe working for both?

Posted by: rd at January 29, 2020 06:29 PM (+0uDE)

623 I'm terrified of every ette.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)


Pish posh. We are all fluffy bunnies.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 06:26

Run away! Run away!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 29, 2020 06:29 PM (Izzlo)

624 Eric Ciaramella

=====

Who is rumored to be dating Schiff's daughter.



they don't want the 4 chan's to raid his social media.



Too late.

Posted by: simplemind

I understand she has a lovely slender neck.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 29, 2020 06:12 PM (/Fmtj)

Like a Llama

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 06:30 PM (M+Lyo)

625 Pish posh. We are all fluffy bunnies.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 29, 2020 06:26


It's a trap

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 06:31 PM (M+Lyo)

626 Sorry, but with the Damage this is doing to the Republic itself, to the very foundation of our Republic, there is not a damn thing that ANY undercover agent can find out, that is worth more IMO.
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (NgKpN)

Seems like this is doing as much damage to the republic as when an enemy drops a grenade at his own feet.

A blown agent is an asset to our side. Each stab they make at a coup is more damaging to them and less for Trump and us each time. And the egg on their faces for this will mean the Clinton/Establishment types will have a hell of a time holding off the Commies for rule of the Dems.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 06:31 PM (eoQWY)

627 I'll be thrilled to eat crow if I'm wrong about the way the vote goes.
..........

Better not ask Ace to cook it, might come out a little tough.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2020 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

628 560
538 i'm terrified of every ette.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 29, 2020 06:19 PM (KP5rU)



I am the most non-terrifying person I know.


that's what you *want* us to think.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 29, 2020 06:31 PM (sGtp+)

629 Still think it's much more fun to just cook a 24 oz. Ribeye and cover it with parmesan cheese.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2020 06:33 PM (fp3O8)

630 Has anyone asked Adam Schitt why he has not released the testimony of the IC IG?

The former FBI NSD Lawyer that Okayed the entire Russian Collusion Hoax.

Yeah, that guy!

Posted by: rd at January 29, 2020 06:33 PM (+0uDE)

631 Don Q: "Sorry, but with the Damage this is doing to the Republic itself, to the very foundation of our Republic, there is not a damn thing that ANY undercover agent can find out, that is worth more IMO."

Oh, I agree. This deep state hack needs no protection for all sorts of reasons. And, yeah, the fulcrum at the center of a GD impeachment deserves ZERO PROTECTION WHATSOEVER EVER considering this is an internal state decapitation of a country's single-most valuable position.

There is no justification to not expose this(these) person(s) even if it meant they could be killed for being known even though there's zero point zero chance of this being the case in these proceedings.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 29, 2020 06:34 PM (6eEQ+)

632 Has anyone asked Adam Schitt why he has not released the testimony of the IC IG?

The former FBI NSD Lawyer that Okayed the entire Russian Collusion Hoax.

Yeah, that guy!

Posted by: rd



Yeah, don't even get me started on that subject.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2020 06:35 PM (fp3O8)

633 Actually, there are no "senior members of the Horde."

We're all pretty sophomoric.

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at January 29, 2020 06:36 PM (NiXyF)

634 Fuck off, Eric!

Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2020 06:36 PM (NiXyF)

635 We still live here?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 06:41 PM (ZCEU2)

636 is lasagna a sandwich?
Posted by: Anachronda at January 29, 2020 06:26 PM (sGtp+)

no. it has the bread like equivalents, but the insides are not inside the bread but all over.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 06:41 PM (eoQWY)

637 Guess not

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2020 06:42 PM (ZCEU2)

638 "I put too much lasagna in the pan and the hot oil/meat fat kept dripping down to the oven's floor and smoking."

Why are you apologizing? That sounds about right to me.

Posted by: csmats at January 29, 2020 06:52 PM (yKiwk)

639 another safety tip:
Don't line your fireplace with aluminum foil.

Posted by: artemis at January 29, 2020 07:00 PM (AwPyG)

640 Yay! Deep smoked lasagna!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 29, 2020 07:40 PM (EnQC8)

641 Just heard that they were able to operate on my co-worker's baby successfully. They repaired a cleft in his throat. They think it was the reason he was aspirating food.

Isn't America great? They can even do surgery IN THE WOMB! Pro life, baby!

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 29, 2020 07:55 PM (n6bs1)

642 Ace, put an old cooking sheet on the bottom rack (optional: line with foil) to catch oven drips. It will still smoke, but it is an easier cleanup operation.
You know--like pulling the plug to drain the swamp versus scraping every last POS off the walls of congress.

Posted by: Steven Browning at January 30, 2020 06:41 AM (0YZ6P)

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