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John Bolton's Close Ally Fred Fleitz Turns Against Him, Charging That His Book Is Unethical
Before getting to that, let's take a look at the observation that several people have made, that the Democrats are enacting the Kavanaugh Strategy again during this fake impeachment, attempting to drag out the proceedings for maximum political benefit with a timed "bombshell" every four days to keep the circus going:
Then came the accusations by fabulist Christine Blasey Ford about an incident that took place in high school (she couldn’t provide an exact time or location) when she was sexually assaulted by a young Kavanaugh. Close on the heels of that allegation, a woman named Deborah Ramirez claimed Kavanaugh, while a college student, had waggled his penis in her face. Then we were treated to a soon-to-be convicted felon named Michael Avenatti producing a woman named Julie Swetnick who claimed that Kavanaugh ran a gang rape ring. A woman later identified as Judy Munro-Leighton claimed Kavanaugh raped her in a car. All of these allegations were false. They were all easily batted down. But they served a common purpose. What should have been a pro-forma hearing of two or three days, followed by a confirmation vote turned into a month-long ordeal that involved a "supplemental" FBI investigation. And the volume of similarly themed allegations left some people wondering if there was a pony underneath that pile of horse dung, was Brett Kavanaugh a serial sexual predator in the Bill Clinton mode? If one looks at the Trump impeachment trial, one sees the outlines of a similar pattern.... As the House 'impeachment managers' were making their closing case, tape surfaced of Donald Trump stating that he wanted then-ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch 'taken out.' There were some who claimed that President Trump ordered a hit on her.Yeah, AllahPundit, the noted former preening scold of conspiracy theorists, farted that conspiracy bubble up out of the bath.
That was ridiculous but only little moreso than claiming, against all law and precedent, that the President cannot fire an ambassador whom he no longer trusts. Those tapes, by the way, were delivered to the House Intelligence Committee before it voted on impeachment and there was nothing in them that merited inclusion in the House’s impeachment evidence. A totally bullsh** allegation of the Julie Swetnick kind, but a drip. A small point of doubt designed to get the Senate to ask for more information.And now...
It was crushing to read weekend press reports that my friend and former boss John Bolton plans to publish a tell-all book on his time as President Trump’s National Security Adviser. The book reportedly will be published in March 2020. Given the importance of protecting a president’s confidential discussions with his senior advisers, I strongly disagree with Bolton’s decision to release the book before the November presidential election and call on him to withdraw it from the publisher immediately.After noting that executive privilege exists so that presidents can speak candidly with advisers without having to be guarded about every statement and question -- something that Bolton is undermining for his own personal benefit -- Fleitz notes that Robert Gates avoided doing this before Obama's 2012 election.
I haven’t seen Bolton’s book manuscript and I don’t know what’s in it. I take Bolton and his staff at their word that they did not leak the manuscript to the New York Times. But I believe they are still responsible for this leak since Bolton’s explosive book was sent to the leak-prone National Security Council for a security review in December 2019 so the book could be published in the spring of 2020. It also is inexplicable how such a sensitive manuscript could be sent to the NSC in the middle of the impeachment process. Under such circumstances, a leak of the manuscript was all but certain. If a manuscript of this sensitivity was to be published at all, this should happen after the election, not in the spring of 2020. I don’t understand the need for a former National Security Adviser to publish a tell-all book critical of a president he served, especially during a presidential reelection campaign that will determine the fate of the country. There will be a time for Bolton to speak out without appearing to try to tip a presidential election. CLICK HERE TO GET THE FOX NEWS APP Former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, who stepped down in June 2011, published a devastating book titled “Duty: Memoirs of a Secretary at War” that detailed the incompetence of Vice President Joe Biden and the Obama National Security Council staff. But because he did not want his internal knowledge of the workings of the Obama administration and his interactions with President Obama to affect the outcome of the 2012 presidential election, Gates did not publish his book until January 2014. Gates established a principled precedent on how senior advisers to presidents should write about their experiences. Given Ambassador Bolton’s long and distinguished record of government service, I believe it is vital that he follow this precedent.
I cannot emphasize this enough: I never thought Fleitz would break with Bolton. Like Biden breaking with Obama, but for conservative nat sec circles...
— Curt Mills (@CurtMills) January 27, 2020
Latest sign that he has become a force unto himself, independent of his mentors Bolton + Frank Gaffney https://t.co/H3hCGQrWg4
NEW: Statement from Ambassador John Bolton, Simon and Schuster and Javelin Literary: pic.twitter.com/WpYV44bEWQ
— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) January 27, 2020
Bolton's team doesn't deny that it leaked details of Bolton's book to the New York Times. It just denies that NYT told them to also push the book live for pre-sale yesterday, a claim nobody ever made. What a completely discrediting self-own. https://t.co/14oXY3AC6G
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) January 27, 2020
WHAT THE FUCK https://t.co/B5iuGQEY86
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) January 15, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2020 08:18 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 08:18 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2020 08:18 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:19 PM (5uY/L)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
Is it possible the publisher leaked it for sales hype?
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 08:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jennifer Rubin at January 27, 2020 08:20 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 08:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:21 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:21 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: jsg at January 27, 2020 08:22 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 08:22 PM (P0nip)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:22 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 27, 2020 08:22 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:21 PM (786Ro)
Comrade, that's not who WE are!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:23 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:23 PM (CTuRB)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 08:23 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 08:24 PM (nfcV2)
And yet she still walks among us, alive and breathing. If the Senate GOP is any measure this tactic, the Kavanaugh hearing tactic, isn't working.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 08:24 PM (LEikZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2020 08:24 PM (yQpMk)
Rich Lowry, the Rich Kottite of conservative journalism.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 27, 2020 08:25 PM (5PbL4)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:25 PM (QLPEO)
I don't know if it was on other networks but during the last break on CSPAN Rep Meadows said he had evidence that Democrats coordinated the leak.
Seems more likely to me that the Democrats would coordinate with their buddies on the NSC where they have been getting other leaks.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 08:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:25 PM (5uY/L)
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Acquittal ? If only. What's in it for them ??
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 08:26 PM (rpxSz)
Let that sink in for a minute.
We have met the enemy, and they are ours.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 08:26 PM (a36Hc)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Nonplussing to the point of high dudgeon.
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:26 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 08:26 PM (dUJdY)
David Reaboi
@davereaboi
WHAT THE FUCK https://twitter.com/hayabntalwaleed/status/1217463467889844224...
Haya Al-Thani
@hayabntalwaleed
You guys is this John Bolton spotted just casually walking around AlMessila area in Doha?
old and busted: I think there's a Squatch in these woods.
new hotness: I think there's a 'Stache in this terror-supporting emirate.
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:26 PM (786Ro)
Salad days.
Well, Obama was in the WH and Hillary/Horseface were running State and the PLO was representing us in the UN.
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (5uY/L)
Fuckers to the right of me
Fuckers ahead of me
Into the Valley of Heh
Rode the Scalp Weasel
Posted by: Sir Miklos Tennyson at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)
CSPAN call-in phone lines were full.
CSPAN.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (nfcV2)
The thing I did agree with was his ripping of Condi Rice. She deserved it.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (EKicJ)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (Z4rgH)
Dont buy the spin. Dont buy the misinformed leaks. Dont buy the predetermined narrative.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mama at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (svbBD)
Isn't that a federal crime since the alleged excerpts pertain to foreign policy matters that have not yet been cleared for the public?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (a36Hc)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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A. They are not listening
B. They do not care
Posted by: The MSM at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (fUKvD)
There's got to be a cute name for this type of plot development in a story. Whatever it is, it's as utterly tiresome as it is utterly predictable. In fact, this entire impeachment charade was itself such an 11th hour plot thickener, with timing keyed to the Horowitz report.
Nomination of Trump as GOP Presidential Nominee? Incoming Durham investigation results? Michael Flynn Developments on Withdrawal of Guity Plea? 2020 Election itself? Given, in each instance, that there will be an offsetting liberal news Narrative intended to starve the other story with oxygen. It's not even a prediction, it's just a process note.
Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
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C-Span
Posted by: The MSM at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (fUKvD)
I used to think that guy was for sure one of the good ones. Joined in on all of the 'stache memes.
DIAF Bolton you assclown.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (yL25O)
Bolton and his people aren't denying that they leaked it, and they're not denying it is accurate.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (CTuRB)
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 08:24 PM (nfcV2)
Can't flimflom the Bolton!
Posted by: John Bolton's last shred of decency at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Skip
"Cui custodet ipsos Swampii"
Posted by: Miklos Cocles at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)
He's one of the last of the old-fashioned, true-to-the-word "liberals." Not the fascist ultra-leftist "progressives" who have hijacked the term.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (Tnijr)
China, Saudi Arabia, or Iran (Hi Mr Bolton in Qatar!)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: RichardWinsor
Diabolus Ex Machina?
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Let's go back to the fucking transcripts, shall we? Cunts.
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (aIRv9)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (EKicJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (gR+IE)
Isn't that a federal crime since the alleged excerpts pertain to
foreign policy matters that have not yet been cleared for the public?
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Pretty sure that only applies to people the federal bureaucracy don't like.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (S9ODh)
Or is it really walking away from the Texas Book Repository in Dallas in 1963?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 08:32 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
Bolton fleas. On the lamb.
M.E. country, after all.
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:32 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 08:32 PM (LEikZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (EKicJ)
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Indeed.
I'm sure they're laughing up their sleeve at Iran.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 08:32 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (S9ODh)
Again? Geez, I'll get the mop.
Posted by: Huma! at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (P+uW0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (CTuRB)
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (5uY/L)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (Z+IKu)
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Bobby "Winter Hill" Mueller did favors for Whitey Bulger and Comey did favors for Hillary Clinton.
Scum and villainy....though I am not sure which is which.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Or is it really walking away from the Texas Book Repository in Dallas in 1963?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Cell phone cam in '63. Fucking Ace in his time machine!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (gR+IE)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: timajin at January 27, 2020 08:35 PM (AL9FO)
*just spits*
Just can't even begin to take any of this bullshit seriously enough to discuss it, it's such obvious nonsense.
*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 08:35 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (gR+IE)
Or did 'they' have cell phones in 1963? Think about it...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 08:36 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
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It is amazing to see the people who wanted to impeach Bush for starting wars now trying to impeach Trump for not starting new ones.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:36 PM (WdocV)
I did new songs for a quarter. Do you want to hear one?
Posted by: Wild Man Fischer at January 27, 2020 08:36 PM (Tnijr)
The yellow Lamborghini, huh, Go big or go home.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:36 PM (EKicJ)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Underemployed in Greenland at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (dwojT)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (CTuRB)
I said the Knickerbockers are near!
Posted by: Alison Johnson at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (Z+IKu) "
Glad you mentioned it, that bowl does need swabbing down !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (PkVlr)
If I knew my enemy had a hard-on for late hits I would hand them a booby-trapped grenade and coax them into pulling the pin on live TV. Earning big bucks pulling it off would just be icing on the cake.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (qu1px)
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Yeah, even by the standards of Democrats, the Kavanaugh thing was pretty low. Most of my lefty friends still accept it as gospel that Kavanaugh is some kind of violent sexual predator. They practically expect him to snap one day in and beat and rape RBG and Sotomayor.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (R1mDg)
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I just let them pretend to get me drunk first and then it is on!
Just don't tell Reggie.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: John Who Has a Long Mustache at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)
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Even a depraved rapist has standards.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: kallirto at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (tcamx)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (S9ODh)
Don't you need smokes?
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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They are not bright enough to understand that, nor are the MSM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (myjNJ)
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How'd they get to the DNC headquarters?
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
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C-Span
Posted by: The MSM at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (fUKvD
Or fox business online. Click watch.
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:39 PM (Ed8Zd)
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That's the narrative. Lefties live and breathe in the narrative. They know nothing outside of the narrative...intentionally....because learning "bad things" even if they are true is problematic for them....
Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:39 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)
95% of people watching this are on this thread...
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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I think Dancing With the Stars is on....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (svbBD)
Who care?!?! Get to season 3 about The 100 and get back to me about this who cares shit.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (P0nip)
BOOM!
Dershowitz just said that Bolton's bullshit, even if true, it NOT sufficient for impeachment or removal
BOOM!
Maladministration is NOT a grounds for impeachment.
The Founder's explicitly rejected it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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They are not bright enough to understand that, nor are the MSM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (fUKvD)
Its visceral. Even if they don't know the words, they understand the message.
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Why have sex with an eighty six year old when you can have sex with eighty six year olds?
Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Sad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ex-liberal at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (R1mDg)
That's just gross.
Posted by: Richard Ramirez at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (5uY/L)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)
We know (a), because Bolton is smart enough to know that politically, publicly pushing to jump into the ring to hurt the sitting President, his former boss, in this impeachment effort, whether Bolton has good evidence or just his word, is going to make him radioactive for any future political appointments or positions.
He also must know that he hurts his follow-on money train for talks and speeches, sacrificing it for today's proceeds in book sales. Hard to think that even with this material purportedly being in the book, sales are unlikely to go gangbusters. One reporter needs to quote actual text of book on relevant subject matter, and no one else has to buy the book. And, let's be honest, the audience here is either (a) Dems looking for moment-of-time advantage in this impeachment exercise + as cudgel for 2020 election, and (b) Bolton followers and admirers. Group (a) doesn't need to buy the book, because all they need is a reporter to report on it, and Group (b) won't buy the book, because Bolton will be thought of as violating the trust with his former boss.
So.... How does this benefit Bolton, really? If he causes all of this drama, and then comes in and dramatically supports Trump, THAT would likely get him a sales bump on the other hand.... But given blowout with Trump, this latter scenario unlikely.
Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
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C-Span
Posted by: The MSM
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OANN.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (+ldAm)
And yet she still walks among us, alive and breathing. If the Senate GOP is any measure this tactic, the Kavanaugh hearing tactic, isn't working.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 08:24 PM (LEikZ)
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And she ended up...fired...which he can do.
So he doesn't have to put a hit on her, when he can just fire her.
Which he did.
I don't think it's rocket science.
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)
95% of people watching this are on this thread...
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)
I just fired up 8kun/qresearch in another window. That probably counts.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (NiXyF)
Adults in US
253,768,092
$1K per month
3,045,217,104,000
2020 Projected Revenue
3,600,000,000,000
600,000,000 will not cover SS, or Medicare, or Medicaid, or defense.
Fucking idiot
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (EKicJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY
BUT, weren't those all old dead white guys that wrote in cursive?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
*damn! this guy is brilliant, I never get to hear this kind of argument*
Posted by: John Roberts at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2020 08:43 PM (UUkQp)
This is the first time I've thought Harvard Law might be worth its reputation.
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
Yeah, but he is now retired.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:43 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: LASue
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Fifty years ago...
Posted by: John Roberts at January 27, 2020 08:43 PM (fUKvD)
Apparently math is now racist, sexist, homophobic, and probably a Russian bot.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:43 PM (WdocV)
Goldwater/Nixon/Bork/Thomas/Reagan/North/Bush/Bush/Trump/Kavanaugh Strategy.
The DemonRat Stategy Book only one page.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (fp3O8)
And then it gets leaked.
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Only one thing to do now.
Arrest Roger Stone again.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (sy5kK)
He's one of the last of the old-fashioned, true-to-the-word "liberals." Not the fascist ultra-leftist "progressives" who have hijacked the term.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (NiXyF)
Today's defense pitch is arguing that the Senate should not simply acquit, but acquit in a manner that tells the House to not go down a purely political impeachment road again, and to never again attempt to use the Senate as a mere tool of the House in impeachments.
Good objective. Low probability of succeeding nowadays, and especially in the Era of OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (AMIL/)
Dershowitz just said that Bolton's bullshit, even if true, it NOT sufficient for impeachment or removal
BOOM!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
I said it better last night:
"Isn't a known fact that the aid was withheld because the president wanted Ukraine to show effort into cracking down on corruption? I mean, we know that. So if that's what Bolton said, just like everyone else said, who cares."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 12:10 AM (fjQ+v)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (CTuRB)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2020 08:43 PM (UUkQp)
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They conducted a dim-peachment.
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (DuZls)
To the Dems, Dershowitz is playing Kevin Bacon trying to order in the Animal House movie parade---
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (Hf/VP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I'll have you know I'm watching dog vids atm
yeah, they got naked women in em, so what
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (DuZls)
Well, she felt like it was a hit, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (BiNEL)
Nice.
Posted by: LASue
Wait till John Bolton finds out that the namesake of "The Bolton Transcript" movie will be a trans-gendered female Midget Of Color
Posted by: Miklos-Goldwyn-Mayer at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 18-1
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Actually true, in Seattle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (fUKvD)
Our legal system and Constitution cannot be twisted in this way.
For the senate to remove a sitting president on such vague charges will effectively end our republic.
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (5uY/L)
Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (AMIL/)
I dunno. Appealing to the naked egotistical pride and puffed-up self___ of Senators would seem to be a good strategy.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 27, 2020 08:22 PM (87EdW)
I think the actual comment should be, "How could we have foreseen this unexpected but totally predictable betrayal?"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (6rS3m)
The very first words out of Fake News when Dersh is finished will be.....
Harvey Weinstein's lawyer.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (CTuRB)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (rpxSz)
Link, por favor!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (BiNEL)
Claus Von Bulow's lawyer...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (CTuRB)
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (NiXyF)
Adults in US
253,768,092
$1K per month
3,045,217,104,000
2020 Projected Revenue
3,600,000,000,000
600,000,000 will not cover SS, or Medicare, or Medicaid, or defense.
Fucking idiot
Posted by: rhennigantx
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There is not sposed to be any math.. and besides I think there's a rounding error in line 3.
*runs around with hair on fire*
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (BiNEL)
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Because hitmen usually take "your house". That's what she was crying about. Big meanie Trump took "her house".
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 08:47 PM (DuZls)
_Dershowitz
Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:47 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:47 PM (PUmDY)
John Adams defended British Soldiers. And rightly so.
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (5uY/L)
Well, she felt like it was a hit, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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She was lucky to get away with both arms
Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
It's by design.
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (uEbPt)
Go put a hot poker in your eye....you'll be in less pain.
Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (2N7oZ)
Self - image?
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (NiXyF)
Well, we know self pleasuring isn't.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (2B9A/)
Nazi Pelosi will quash it of course but make that the talking point of the day...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (WdocV)
yeah, they got naked women in em, so what
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (rpxSz)
Did my home made pr0n get leaked?
Posted by: Dana Perino at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (BiNEL)
_Dershowitz
Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (RKPlw)
Time out for this health PSA.
WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!!!
Now, back to your regularly scheduled overthrow of a duly elected President.
Posted by: The Ad Council at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (sy5kK)
Take that and you'll like it..
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (+ldAm)
You are getting a Graduate Level Course right now.
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (5uY/L)
Nazi Pelosi will quash it of course but make that the talking point of the day...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (WdocV)
This thread is generating lots of laughter here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (BiNEL)
I'm sorry, House Managers, you picked the wrong criteria.
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Maybe even LOLGF, but the GF part might be gefiltefisch
Posted by: Miklos, kosher on Mondays, pants on Tuesdays at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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I come the era of handwritten notes, I would be scribbling like crazy, and falling behind...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Mog Smash at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (M0N3Z)
Dersh preempted Colins and that prick Romney. They were inclined to
call have Bolton testify, based on "news" coming about his book. Dersh
negated that. Very valuable.
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Thar be the key. Is Dersh boxing the squishes out of voting with the Dems.
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (l3+k2)
_Dershowitz
Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (nfcV2)
I predict if he testifies he's going to cut Schiff open with a rusty knife and strangle Nancy Pelosi to death with the guts on national television. Then laugh all the way to the bank.
Maybe I'm just an optimist.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (qu1px)
_Dershowitz
Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (RKPlw)
Whose side is this guy on?
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (uEbPt)
========
No, we're not screwed. If the squishy GOP Senators side with the Dems, it only means that we have weeks and months more of this crap to waste everyone's time on, but the outcome is still the same.
It would be an incredibly selfish for Romney, Murkowski and Collins to do it. It would allow these three to "vote their conscience" (and help Murkowski and Collins to win re-election... Romney???) But hard to see GOP removing Trump from office, even if Bolton has him on tape.
Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (myjNJ)
Yes, Schiff and Nadler cant accept it but Dershowitz totally and with finality is sinking the ShamWowImpeachment.
But the REAL problem here is Romney and his kind.
Romney 's push for witnesses can --methinks will--eventually sink the Republic through cosmic unintended consequences. .
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (Hf/VP)
B. Hussein actually had that opportunity.
But he got stoned.
Posted by: Miklos, sorry, transcript unavailable at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (EKicJ)
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (l3+k2)
He said something very specific, about the book and how to treat it. Can't paraphrase...
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Dana Perino at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (ufFY
knotty Dana
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 08:53 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:53 PM (fUKvD)
But he got stoned.
Posted by: Miklos, sorry, transcript unavailable at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (QzkSJ)
He wouldn't have done what he done - if he hadn't a been high..
Posted by: Detroit Junior at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (PUmDY)
***
It pays a lot better serving the left then standing up for America.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (WdocV)
store too...with the Biden's.
Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (gfKS+)
Posted by: Peterbreath Buttgig at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (RKPlw)
Can't wait to hear Schiff's wormy, whiney response.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (fUKvD)
This is really an Historical Argument and should be recognized as such.
Sadly, America is watching Dancing with the Stars.
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (5uY/L)
This fake subject will saturate "political news" until right before the Democrats deploy their fake subject designed to keep Trump on defense for his life.
Am I missing something?
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:53 PM (fUKvD)
Beautiful
My version: Stop being a bunch of pussies. You are weak and need to think beyond today.
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (l3+k2)
He said something very specific, about the book and how to treat it. Can't paraphrase...
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)
BOOM!
Dershowitz just said that Bolton's bullshit, even if true, it NOT sufficient for impeachment or removal
BOOM!
Maladministration is NOT a grounds for impeachment.
The Founder's explicitly rejected it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY
Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (uEbPt)
That was worth watching.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (ufFY8)
Rich Lowry, the Rich Kottite of conservative journalism."
I almost would donate to NR to keep that laugh riot afloat. Naaaaahhh.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (puu6v)
I liked Dersh's last 15 seconds. Other than that, he was okay.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (CTuRB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (fUKvD)
Now Mitch knows, doesn't he? Kill media and dem operations in the crib, right away, or you will preside over a shit show that makes you look like a boob.
Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (S9ODh)
This fake subject will saturate "political news" until right before the Democrats deploy their fake subject designed to keep Trump on defense for his life.
Am I missing something?
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (uEbPt)
Yes.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (aLLD1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (fUKvD)
+++++++++++
Is he married? His wife is gettin' railed tonight, if so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (PUmDY)
Blue state waterfront and hi-rise condos ain't cheap, my friend.
Do you actually we could pay for all that on a government salary?
Posted by: Democrat accounting department at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (sy5kK)
Truly a historical speech."
It was astonishingly good. The downside is the Democrats and probably a handful of virtue signaling "GOP" frauds didn't listen to a freaking word.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (ATCV4)
Dershowitz just said that Bolton's bullshit, even if true, it NOT sufficient for impeachment or removal
BOOM!
Maladministration is NOT a grounds for impeachment.
The Founder's explicitly rejected it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY
Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (cF8AT)
Ah, yes there it is. Wrap it up boys and girls. Wrap it up.
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)
- You want Al Pacino in "And Justice For All"
- You'd take Al Pacino in "Scent of a Woman"
- You'll get Al Pacino in "Cruising"
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (uEbPt)
Nancy Pelosi.... Is she injecting heroin into her eyeballs or is she laughing her ass off.
Am I smiling? I can't feel it. Am I smiling?
Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (K22Va)
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Posted by: the Dems, with their fingers in their ears at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
Burgess Everett @burgessev
4m
DERSH effect: McConnell grinning wryly
Schumer holding his head, in apparent mental pain
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (UUkQp)
It's not a real great sales tool to tell the people you are trying to convince of your argument that unless they agree with you they are traitors.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)
I predict if he testifies he's going to cut Schiff open with a rusty knife and strangle Nancy Pelosi to death with the guts on national television. Then laugh all the way to the bank.
If it would only happen like this, it might put out the inferno of hatred I've developed for Bolton.
Posted by: April at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (BiNEL)
Dersh with his close hit it out of the park, chased it down, whacked it over the river, ran after it again, pounded it into the suburbs, tracked it down, and then bombed it into orbit.
Wow.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (RKPlw)
Ah, there is the problem, those damn patriots and their spawn screw up everything!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (Ed8Zd)
4m
DERSH effect: McConnell grinning wryly
Schumer holding his head, in apparent mental pain
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani
That was more than five words but I likes it.
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (ATCV4)
She had herself spayed. That's a predictable result.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY
BUT, weren't those all old dead white guys that wrote in cursive?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (BiNEL)
That be retarded Sir!
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (Z+IKu)
Trump attorney Alan Dershowitz: "Even if a president -any president - were to demand a quid pro quo as a condition to sending aid to a foreign country ... that would not by itself constitute an abuse of power."
I only post that because I'm shocked ABC reported it.
Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Red Eye fans at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (sy5kK)
On a related note, Lena Dunham is plumping up nicely.
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (ATCV4)
I'm on a 100% carb and water-soluble lubricant diet.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (2N7oZ)
You can't impeach someone over policy differences and hurt feelings.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (CTuRB)
4m
DERSH effect: McConnell grinning wryly
Schumer holding his head, in apparent mental pain
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani
That was more than five words but I likes it.
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (QLPEO)
yay.
Cippolone: I urge you to listen to your younger selves.
nice.
And: Get back to work!
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (Ed8Zd)
Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?
I'm extremely shallow.
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (QLPEO)
Impeachment charges are Bull Shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (BqBId)
4m
DERSH effect: McConnell grinning wryly
Schumer holding his head, in apparent mental pain
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (BqBId)
+++++++++++
Pics or GTFO
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (5uY/L)
store too...with the Biden's.
Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (gfKS+)
job Americans wont do
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (EKicJ)
I'm extremely shallow.
Posted by: eleven
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Veni, vidi, vici
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (TLxpZ)
Hey ! That's kind of funny !
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (AMIL/)
+++++++++++++
That might have been best. Maybe lead with, "wow."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (1qrtS)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (ufFY8)
-any president - were to demand a quid pro quo as a condition to
sending aid to a foreign country ... that would not by itself constitute
an abuse of power."
I only post that because I'm shocked ABC reported it.
Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)
Why? To the average dope, it sounds like an admission of guilt. It's like saying, "my client didn't kill anybody but even if he did..."
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (fUKvD)
Sadly, America is watching Dancing with the Stars.
Posted by: garrett
Solution
Nadler on Dancing with the Stars
Posted by: Miklos from C-Span Marketing at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (CTuRB)
My great aunt's cousin.
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (Ed8Zd)
I'm extremely shallow.
Posted by: eleven
++++++++++++
Unconstitutional, unreasonable, misinterpreted, wrong, preposterous
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (umBCo)
I'm extremely shallow.
Posted by: eleven
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Veni, vidi, vici
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM
Vino, vino, vino
-- Hillary in a nutshell
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (786Ro)
That's always been the case and I underestimated how the Dems would inflate it to this point.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Gref
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Yeah. Agreed, but he felt moved to say something.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (CTuRB)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (786Ro)
-- Hillary in a nutshell
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (786Ro)
---
Hillary would never fit into a nutshell.
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (l3+k2)
If Schiff's neck won't fit, you must acquit.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Utter crap. There were two reasons--before the transcript release, they really talked themselves into a coup.
AFTER the transcript release, it's about giving whatever lunatic they nominate a chance--the ONLY chance to beat Trump. I think it's dawning on them what they've done. If Bernie gets the nomination, Trump is going to coast to a win and the Republicans get the House back. And then it's the last 15 minutes of every Godfather movie.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (JCrfD)
345
BOOM!
Dershowitz just said that Bolton's bullshit, even if true, it NOT sufficient for impeachment or removal
BOOM!
Maladministration is NOT a grounds for impeachment.
The Founder's explicitly rejected it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY
It's not against the law to be inept. That's for the voters to decided on at the next election.Posted by: Groundhog at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (VYwSh)
Nancy Pelosi.... Is she injecting heroin into her eyeballs or is she laughing her ass off.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (myjNJ)
Yes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (LEikZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (KP5rU)
Genuine respect and admiration for Dershowitz --intellectual honesty, courage , and oratory skill.
!Dershowitz you magnificent bastard!
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (91mOV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (fUKvD)
Tucker did.
Consistently.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:07 PM (nfcV2)
the intellectual differential between the dems prosecution and the President's defense is almost unreal.
Shciff is thinking,... d'uh? I thought the plan was foolproof? Nadless is thinking... where are the bagels? Waters is thinking...Where am I???
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (CTuRB)
Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise!
Posted by: Gomer at January 27, 2020 09:07 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
I have that on Blu-Ray. 3-D edition.
Posted by: Sen. Lindsey Graham (?) at January 27, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (LEikZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (EKicJ)
Shciff is thinking,... d'uh? I thought the plan was foolproof? Nadless is thinking... where are the bagels? Waters is thinking...Where am I???
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)
+++++++++++++
The President has wildly unfair advantage. He isn't constrained to use congressman to make his case.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (1qrtS)
-- Hillary in a nutshell
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (786Ro)
---
Hillary would never fit into a nutshell.
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (DuZls)
You spelled 'nutsack' wrong.
Posted by: Packing Pachyderm at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
He gets no rebuttal on the floor of the Senate - but it should never have gotten to the point where Alan Dershowitz had to save anyones bacon - this should have bee dismissed on day one without anyone given any speeches - McConnell could have spared the country what is about to come - a very tight and probably affirmative vote to have limited witnesses on the Dem side mostly with Murky Murk, Pierre Imbecilio and Corpse Collins providing the votes to this buffoonery.
Ugh - will the GOP ever learn to play this game?
Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Groundhog at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (VYwSh)
What a novel concept, why it is almost like Dershowitz thinks elections have consequences!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (LEikZ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Gomer at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Gref
Totally agree.
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (91mOV)
Posted by: Fisher at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (+VO1z)
So why, exactly, is the NSC "leak-prone" still? I'm not kidding when I say these leakers and institutions need more than a decimation in the ranks. Decimation would be regarded only as a punishment for poor performance. That's not what we have here. Theirs is treasonous considering its mission. Decimation Plus is necessary to correct not poor performance but criminal (and anti-American) behavior.
The Swamp needs to be drained faster... harder.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM
Is that the one where Aunt Bee yells "I bet youre the kinda guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the g**-damn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" ?
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (uEbPt)
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It's outrageous egregious preposterous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
If Papa Hemingway gave Senate testimony....
Posted by: Miklos. at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (5uY/L)
Posted by: Mean Dude to House Managers at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (2B9A/)
None of what Dersh said will change The Narrative.
None of what is said tomorrow will change The Narrative.
It's all up to the 53 Republican Shits and Roberts.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (CTuRB)
Posted by: JAS at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (UPTnH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: *hic* at January 27, 2020 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)
https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/john-bomb-iran-bolton-the-new-warmonger-in-the-white-house
Posted by: scottst at January 27, 2020 09:11 PM (ojBxe)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:11 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (UPTnH)
But will it be taught in any law school?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Fisher at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (+VO1z)
Congrats team! Once again, you have positioned yourself into the status of the key players in a national debate in the Senate, for your own benefit (Murkowski and Collins). Romney? Once again, you've beclowned yourself as an out-of-touch petty 3rd rater. Yes, you may have given yourself a point of leverage for behind the scenes grabbaggery for Utah, but come on man. Let me say once again, that I and many millions of other GOP voters despise you, to our very cores.
Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (q1Pj5)
None of what is said tomorrow will change The Narrative.
The Narraative only means someting when the Narraators are well liked and trusted.
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (5uY/L)
This 5-word thing is brilliant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:11 PM (1qrtS)
Hillary will never be President.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Fisher at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (+VO1z)
Just without the Porsches and strippers. But maybe the dildos.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (5uY/L)
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (786Ro)
Man, you mean Sargent Carter calls Aunt Bee "Mary Jane Rotten Crotch?" Damn him...
Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (32YRo)
I have no idea if true or not, because I am dumber than a stump.
Yet, I am the 4th most senior member of my Democrat Party.
Is this a great country, or what???
Posted by: Senator Patty Murray at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
THX.
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: MrObvious at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (5prN7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (BiNEL)
Will there still be law schools?
Not a lot of call for litigation when we are all jumping from Polar bear carcass to polar bear carcass, or something.
Now, colander face mask polish, there is an emerging market.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 09:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 27, 2020 09:14 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:14 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
Pithy. Also alliterative, but PITHY
Posted by: Hunter, doing Snow on Kilimanjaro at January 27, 2020 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (BiNEL)
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I doubt it. Even the somnambulating corpse of law we have now will gone by then. They'll paste Calvinball comic strips over the constitution and call it good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:14 PM (1qrtS)
The actions Trump is accused of in the articles are vague and unsupported by the Constitution, risk serious future damage to the country and to move forward any more would validate them.
Regardless of any validity of the truth of the actions claimed.
Thus, let the voters decide.
The key statement: "Regardless of how much you despise him, don't damage our country any further."
This is over.
He gave the wafflers an out.
Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (UPTnH)
Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (DRgs
I'm complicated. Willard is just an asshole.
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (2N7oZ)
I am amazed no one put this one in yet.
*nervous look*
Who are you people?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM
But then we would have missed out on Dershowitz giving a hella awesome tutorial on the constitutional requirements for impeachment. And that was wicked good. He cited chapter and verse. There are people besides us watching this and saying wow! I didn't know that. And he gave some democrats the cover they need to aquit.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (UPTnH)
Absolutely agree.
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Joe Paw at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (/eoNJ)
Posted by: MrObvious at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM
Search for hash
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 27, 2020 09:16 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (786Ro)
+++++++++++
JackStraw can help!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:16 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (BiNEL)
The actions Trump is accused of in the articles are vague and unsupported by the Constitution, risk serious future damage to the country and to move forward any more would validate them.
Regardless of any validity of the truth of the actions claimed.
Thus, let the voters decide.
The key statement: "Regardless of how much you despise him, don't damage our country any further."
This is over.
He gave the wafflers an out.
Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (UPTnH)
Again, I completely concur and think this was a really good strategy.
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM
+++++++++++
JackStraw can help!
Bring a Glove.
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (5uY/L)
This is over.
He gave the wafflers an out.
Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (UPTnH)
Only if they choose to.
I don't see the Democrat from Utah to change his spots at this late date.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Joe Paw at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (/eoNJ)
The ride never ends.
Posted by: John Bolton at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (2N7oZ)
Also not an abuse of power: A president smoking out actual, provable corruption ESPECIALLY if it's coming from someone whose position would affect American governance and law.
That Biden is tied up into a corrupt process but cannot be investigated (even though he blatantly bragged about it for the world to see) is absurd. I'd be upset if Trump didn't go after the Bidens. AND I think he should still go after Clinton/Obama for the political coup they orchestrated.
Just because you ran for high office and continue to do so does not inoculate you from legitimate investigation. You don't get to walk the circuit with a Get Outta Jail Free card.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (VcFUs)
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
"Specially if bitch got some crazy name like "Rielle".
*flips gorgeous hair*
Posted by: John Edwards at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (BiNEL)
+++++++++++
Next time the Senate recesses without recess, Trump should forcibly dismiss them. He could. What they're doing is exceptional and unusual.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (nfcV2)
He gave the wafflers an out.
Posted by: interested one
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You say that as though they were listening, or care. Character and integrity are not elements of their collective persona.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:19 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (sy5kK)
Or underwear.
Posted by: He Who Walks Behind the Rows at January 27, 2020 09:19 PM (2N7oZ)
I suppose the impeachment stuff is still going on...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
++++++++++
Wrapped up for the night.
Watch Dershowitz' lecture. Worth it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:19 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 09:19 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
Breitbart has a good summary of Dersh defense.
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (myjNJ)
No one of us needed it - we already knew it and so did the Senate - we should have been talking about pitchers and catchers soon to report and the ineptitude of the Chinese with simple flu viruses - but here we are
Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 09:20 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (RuIsu)
You missed the post graduate course in Constitutional Impeachment Law conducted by Professor Dershowitz.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (BiNEL)
they are the caretakers of the greatest country in history and they
better not f) it up.
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
I don't think they care, love.
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (uEbPt)
The end of the world and salvation as it was offered....
Posted by: MrObvious at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (5prN7)
Posted by: artemis at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Dershowitz read them the Constitutional Riot Act.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: runner
Dems are going with Four Corners
Posted by: zombie Dean Smith (UNC) at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (JoUsr)
That's the official Senate gavel. There's a funny story behind that. The original gavel was an hourglass shape like that, which dated back to the Founding.
Nixon shattered it when he was VP. No joke.
The new gavel came from Indian Embassy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:19 PM (1qrtS)
Only honest judges still use wooden gavels!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:23 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (dUJdY)
I'm familiar with the subject.
Posted by: Vanilla Ice at January 27, 2020 09:23 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
Trump's running for office. They're still investigating him.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:23 PM (gR+IE)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (myjNJ)
Yes, he did. Whether they have the integrity to take it is much more in doubt.
Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 09:23 PM (T6t7i)
Except Gutfeld.
Personnel needs to get its act together.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (6eEQ+)
Well, son. I remember the good, old days.
Must be nigh on 3-4 years ago, when every so-called conservative hadn't revealed themselves to be a dickweed of the first water.
Yessir, high times they were. When we were always chasing' after goals we good never quite achieve.
But, we'd get those Democrats next time, iff'n we only gave our side the Presidency and both House, then we'd see sumthin' by gum!
But, it was all a lie and everyone of those men we admired turned out to have feet of clay and souls of shit.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: © Miklos at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Nixon shattered it when he was VP. No joke.
The new gavel came from Indian Embassy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (f1Vqw)
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Huh. Now I know. That is a great little piece of trivia, which I will be filing away forever. I'm very popular at parties...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (6eEQ+)
That's 5 words.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (Vy7tf)
The new gavel came from Indian Embassy.
Elizabeth Warren's people contributed much to this great nation.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: John Lennon at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (dUJdY)
No, not I.
Posted by: Ewe Toob at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12)
Elizabeth Warren's people contributed much to this great nation.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
That's 7-11, not Casino.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (gR+IE)
Yep. And, dare I say, illegitimately. So Trump is still getting the short end of the stick even if the most minimal threshold is instituted.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (wiXsO)
Elizabeth Warren's people contributed much to this great nation.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (nfcV2)
That gavel was used in the ceremonial cracking of the prairie crab shells!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (BiNEL)
Carefully paste the Tweet into Microsoft then post here.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (BiNEL)
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WTF is a prairie crab?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:27 PM (1qrtS)
Still warm from the creeping Supreme bias against galactic injunctions.
Posted by: JEM at January 27, 2020 09:27 PM (C+kFQ)
Posted by: MrObvious at January 27, 2020 09:27 PM (5prN7)
Posted by: Miklos Cochran at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Gomer Pyle is on. It's the episode when Ant Bee visits Gomer and sees him kissing Sgt Carter.
--
Lou Ann Poovie is going to be very upset.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
I loved it when he turned to the House Managers and said that they had just brought the wrong charges.
Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (gR+IE)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (nfcV2)
++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/M_Lv6cHgnjo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (1qrtS)
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Cut, paste here, copy converted text
https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Vanilla Ice
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Me too.
Posted by: John Lennon at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (fUKvD)
Me too.
Posted by: George Harrison at January 27, 2020 09:29 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 09:29 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:29 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:27 PM (1qrtS)
You simply must read the crab salad recipe in the Pow Wow Chow Cookbook
Posted by: E "Two Dogs" Warren at January 27, 2020 09:30 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:30 PM (fUKvD)
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Lou Ann Poovie is going to be very upset.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (JoUsr)
Nah, she's knows.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2020 09:30 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Concerned lifelong Democrat at January 27, 2020 09:30 PM (QLPEO)
Im gonna give the Bolton leak the 48 hour treatment.
Still warm from the creeping Supreme bias against galactic injunctions.
Posted by: JEM at January 27, 2020 09:27 PM (C+kFQ)
I'm pretty sure we can beat the rush and hate him now. He's had ample opportunity to call bull shit on this and hasn't.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 09:31 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:31 PM (fUKvD)
Push start or pull start?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 09:31 PM (P+uW0)
would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the g**-damn common
courtesy to give him a reach-around!" ?
I think so. It's the same one where she threatens to rip off his head and shit down his neck if doesn't unfuck himself, right?
Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 09:32 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Concerned lifelong Democrat
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Destroying the country.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:32 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: publius
And that, kids, is why Constitutional analysis and support comes from the Bangalore Call Centre to this very day.
Now go to sleep.
Posted by: Uncle Miklos, not your first choice as babysitter at January 27, 2020 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
My ass.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Is it JoeF?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 09:32 PM (PkVlr)
Known by the indians as "Wakkooputtikenichiwa" Hunted to extinction by the white man.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: artemis at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (AwPyG)
whatever happened to Bill Schultz?
he was always on the high side.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (nfcV2)
CNN's Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin: Pam Bondi "did an effective job of showing how sleazy the hiring of Hunter Biden was."
The only reason why he got "the job" is because he was the Vice President's son"
Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (wiXsO)
@HawleyMO 39 seconds ago
Dershowitz eviscerates the Dems' case tonight. They have not charged an impeachable offense or alleged impeachable conduct. Period. Let's vote
Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (dUJdY)
Gutfeld was anti-trump for the run-up to the election. He changed his spots when he got his own show.
Posted by: artemis at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (PkVlr)
The story of Tricky Dick breaking the gavel:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/qrmoq3e
Both the old and new are made of ivory. To be fair to Tricky Dick, the old gavel had deteriorated. They tried to shore it up with some silver plates on the ends.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:35 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 09:32 PM (K22Va)
Right or wrong I'm here to fight.
Unless you run away with fright
And if you wonder who I be,
it's me it's me, it's Ernest T
Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at January 27, 2020 09:35 PM (2N7oZ)
Yep, right after grabbing her crotch in cadence and opining on the temperature of Esquimaux poon
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 09:36 PM (P+uW0)
just go with Chefs stuff then
Posted by: x at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (nFwvY)
Do y'all Remember Shark Attack Summer?
That frivolous time when all the news was about shark attacks and it seemed so frivolous and stupid, but that's all the news holes wanted to talk about
and then came 9-11.
This stupid impeachment foofaraw has exactly the same feel to me. Things are moving in the world - Chinese coronavirus, whatever - and all these Demotards can do is prance around with their fake outrage and it all seems so stupid and frivolous
and then comes what?
These mindless outrage clowns remind me of the party-goers in "The Masque of the Red Death".
Assholes.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (9wmyx)
Flu season, natch, not so much from the media cept the Flu shot may be a dude this year....while over in the house of dis-representation "IMPEACH--IMPEACH--IMPEACH!!!
Nancy finally coughs up articles to the Senate (Where she knows full well her shit is Double-D-Grade grass...with other strains of biologically hazardous BULL.......yet coughs them up none the less thru her dentures
Articles hit the Senate and the Mouse Managers shoot their load for three days 24/7 MSM..now time for rebuttal for team Trump then it's ....butts what this?? A MAJOR CORONA VIRUS????!!!!!
HECK,PANIC>>>but THE CHILDREN....(While on the Senate Floor... live feed cut away) BUT WE HAVE CONFIRMED cases in ALL our major cities........meanwhile back in the Senate... floor. So the Chicoms question our efforts to control this... Maxine...back to you in L.A about the loss of Kobe.....
The DEEP DEEP DEPARDUE STATE
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
I've been told it's mighty cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (gR+IE)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (dUJdY)
Hello!
Posted by: Filipino Louis Vitton Vendors at January 27, 2020 09:38 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Jewells45
It's like being pulled by the cops after being passed by three guys going faster.
"One at a time"
Be careful, there are also scammers who claim to be those they are not.
Also, copyright, trademark, and service mark are not exactly the same thing. Almost but not quite.
Posted by: Uncle Miklos, not a lawyer in your state or province at January 27, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 09:38 PM (Tnijr)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/qrmoq3e
Both the old and new are made of ivory. To be fair to Tricky Dick, the old gavel had deteriorated. They tried to shore it up with some silver plates on the ends.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:35 PM (f1Vqw)
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Awesome, thank you. And yeah, I don't think Nixon is culpable but I'll bet there was some swearing. I wouldn't want to be the guy who broke a national heirloom.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:39 PM (1qrtS)
Flu season, natch, not so much from the media cept the Flu shot may be a dude this year....while over in the house of dis-representation "IMPEACH--IMPEACH--IMPEACH!!!
Nancy finally coughs up articles to the Senate (Where she knows full well her shit is Double-D-Grade grass...with other strains of biologically hazardous BULL.......yet coughs them up none the less thru her dentures
Articles hit the Senate and the Mouse Managers shoot their load for three days 24/7 MSM..now time for rebuttal for team Trump then it's ....butts what this?? A MAJOR CORONA VIRUS????!!!!!
HECK,PANIC>>>but THE CHILDREN....(While on the Senate Floor... live feed cut away) BUT WE HAVE CONFIRMED cases in ALL our major cities........meanwhile back in the Senate... floor. So the Chicoms question our efforts to control this... Maxine...back to you in L.A about the loss of Kobe.....
The DEEP DEEP DEPARDUE STATE
Posted by: Nightwatch
I gots the Kung Flu from homemade stir fry.
F'n Chinese.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:39 PM (gR+IE)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (Vy7tf)
Nemo what you want to do?
I think I could stay with you
For a while, maybe longer if I do
Posted by: Zombie Jules Verne at January 27, 2020 09:40 PM (2N7oZ)
culpable but I'll bet there was some swearing. I wouldn't want to be
the guy who broke a national heirloom.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:39 PM (1qrtS)
You used up all the glue on purpose!
Posted by: Old Man Nixon at January 27, 2020 09:40 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
I've been told it's mighty cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (gR+IE)
Deep too.
Posted by: Confused Punchline at January 27, 2020 09:40 PM (hku12)
Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 09:40 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 09:41 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2020 09:41 PM (w3OLr)
These mindless outrage clowns remind me of the party-goers in "The Masque of the Red Death".
Assholes.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (9wmyx)
I always laugh when the main character in that one says "Sssssmmoooookkkiin!!!!"
But seriously everything you said is right on.
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:42 PM (uEbPt)
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The Trademark holder alerts Etsy of the infringement, Etsy will remove the offending item, at any time Etsy can close a shop, first, second, etc offense. The seller can be banned from ever opening another Etsy shop.
Charms, etc are sold for the creation of fan art, but, fan art can not be sold, it is for personal use, much as printed fabric is.
To sell a trademarked item you need to purchase a license from the holder.
Etsy has millions of intellectual property infringement on it's site and removes them as reported by the holder, but, that said, it is not a defense that will alleviate responsibility.
https://www.etsy.com/legal/ip/
Posted by: Alice McD at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (E+yET)
Posted by: Old Man Nixon
You won't have Dick Nixon to stick in on anymore!
Posted by: Rich "Miklos" Little at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: artemis at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (AwPyG)
I prefer to think that Carrie Keagan's boobs are always on the right side of History!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (gR+IE)
I'm having thoughts about a "special gavel" for Sen. Kyrsten Sinema and the new senator from Georgia.
I imagine Sen. Sinema could "bust a gavel" if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2020 09:41 PM (w3OLr)
If he was a Republican the Dems would already have half a dozen prog women lined up to testify against him.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (zr5Kq)
There is zero chance of Collins voting for witnesses. Trump is her only chance of getting re-elected to the Senate, and she knows if she shivs him, they're staying home on Election Day.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (m2EfB)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:39 PM (gR+IE)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 50 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire country of China. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sneeze, maggot. The sneeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Posted by: Dr. Woo at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (sdctx)
Posted by: Russell at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (P+uW0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:45 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (gR+IE)
Nope, already shot my wad with the Ernest T Bass sock.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 09:45 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 27, 2020 09:45 PM (bg4sf)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (P+uW0)
I imagine Sen. Sinema could bust the new gavel using it for Kegels.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Dr. Woo
Cock sucka Wu.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (gR+IE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (2B9A/)
Gender fluid diseases are the worst.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (w3OLr)
*******
Elizabeth Warren's Daughter Amelia Piggybacked off Mom to Cash In on Corporate Contracts
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (BqBId)
Are you with me Doctor Wu
Are you really just a shadow
Of the man that I once new
Are you crazy are you high
Or just an ordinary guy
Have you done all you can do
Are you with me Doctor
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (gR+IE)
tease and denial games leads to ruined postings
Posted by: Oh Yeah! at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (dUJdY)
I'm not aware of any requirement to issue a cease and desist letter before a copyright owner can sue someone for infringement under Title 17 of the United States Code, which governs federal copyright laws. A copyright owner can sue for damages, seek an injunction, and pursue other forms of relief. As a general matter, "but everyone else is doing it" is probably not going to help much.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (q1Pj5)
*******
What's a henway?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 27, 2020 09:48 PM (k/lpA)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2020 09:49 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:49 PM (gR+IE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:49 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (2B9A/)
Everybody was Kung Flu fighting!
Well, except for the Chicoms, which are just dumping them all in a hole in the ground.
Posted by: If WHO could actually tell the truth at January 27, 2020 09:49 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 09:49 PM (Tnijr)
I did MERS working ER as a nurse... ditto on the backtrack...
So I'm like.......show me stacks of bodies wrapped in white plastic on the loading docks of major hospitals in the US and maybe I'll think about bugging out then......
fer schnozzle you MSM CRETIN WHORES...once again.
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 27, 2020 09:50 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 09:50 PM (P+uW0)
Well, except for the Chicoms, which are just dumping them all in a hole in the ground.
Posted by: If WHO could actually tell the truth
Evlybody was Kung Flu fighting
Those cats were sick and frightening
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:50 PM (gR+IE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 09:51 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 09:51 PM (K22Va)
A decent hotel room about 20 years ago.
Now you get shit for $75.
Never mind me just ranting.
Posted by: Concerned lifelong Democrat at January 27, 2020 09:52 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the
sneeze, maggot.
Mom?
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:52 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Oh Yeah! at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (q1Pj5)
Someone once posted here that she did this for a living. I'm not making that up. It's seared into my hippocampus.
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:53 PM (LTAWK)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 09:53 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)
About a buck tree eighty.
Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 09:51 PM (K22Va)
Same as in town.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 09:54 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: ALH at January 27, 2020 09:55 PM (A7tBu)
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:53 PM (LTAWK)
You know who this helps?
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 27, 2020 09:55 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 09:55 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 27, 2020 09:55 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 09:56 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 09:56 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:56 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Goober when he had her bent over the fender of her old FORD.
Posted by: Aviator at January 27, 2020 09:57 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Lex at January 27, 2020 09:57 PM (MXDkE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:58 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2020 09:58 PM (oVJmc)
Say the magic word and win the dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPyBGQtpTCo
Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 10:00 PM (RKPlw)
I say, Bolton doesn't get three strikes of betrayal, expunge him NOW ! He is typhoid mary/Judas Iscariot ! Treat him like the plague.
Posted by: ron n. at January 27, 2020 10:01 PM (om5HK)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 27, 2020 10:09 PM (kFkpX)
A demoncrate kamikaze???? He will never extract himself from the swamp.....think "La Brea Tar Pits"
forever encased.
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 27, 2020 10:22 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: OldSarg at January 28, 2020 06:12 AM (3860y)
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