John Bolton's Close Ally Fred Fleitz Turns Against Him, Charging That His Book Is Unethical

Before getting to that, let's take a look at the observation that several people have made, that the Democrats are enacting the Kavanaugh Strategy again during this fake impeachment, attempting to drag out the proceedings for maximum political benefit with a timed "bombshell" every four days to keep the circus going:

Then came the accusations by fabulist Christine Blasey Ford about an incident that took place in high school (she couldnít provide an exact time or location) when she was sexually assaulted by a young Kavanaugh. Close on the heels of that allegation, a woman named Deborah Ramirez claimed Kavanaugh, while a college student, had waggled his penis in her face. Then we were treated to a soon-to-be convicted felon named Michael Avenatti producing a woman named Julie Swetnick who claimed that Kavanaugh ran a gang rape ring. A woman later identified as Judy Munro-Leighton claimed Kavanaugh raped her in a car.

All of these allegations were false. They were all easily batted down. But they served a common purpose. What should have been a pro-forma hearing of two or three days, followed by a confirmation vote turned into a month-long ordeal that involved a "supplemental" FBI investigation. And the volume of similarly themed allegations left some people wondering if there was a pony underneath that pile of horse dung, was Brett Kavanaugh a serial sexual predator in the Bill Clinton mode?

If one looks at the Trump impeachment trial, one sees the outlines of a similar pattern....

As the House 'impeachment managers' were making their closing case, tape surfaced of Donald Trump stating that he wanted then-ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch 'taken out.' There were some who claimed that President Trump ordered a hit on her.

Yeah, AllahPundit, the noted former preening scold of conspiracy theorists, farted that conspiracy bubble up out of the bath.

That was ridiculous but only little moreso than claiming, against all law and precedent, that the President cannot fire an ambassador whom he no longer trusts. Those tapes, by the way, were delivered to the House Intelligence Committee before it voted on impeachment and there was nothing in them that merited inclusion in the Houseís impeachment evidence.

A totally bullsh** allegation of the Julie Swetnick kind, but a drip. A small point of doubt designed to get the Senate to ask for more information.

And now...

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Fred Fleitz -- who has been called "John Bolton's own John Bolton" --is calling for Bolton to withdraw his Retirement Fund venture disguised as a book.

It was crushing to read weekend press reports that my friend and former boss John Bolton plans to publish a tell-all book on his time as President Trumpís National Security Adviser. The book reportedly will be published in March 2020. Given the importance of protecting a presidentís confidential discussions with his senior advisers, I strongly disagree with Boltonís decision to release the book before the November presidential election and call on him to withdraw it from the publisher immediately.

After noting that executive privilege exists so that presidents can speak candidly with advisers without having to be guarded about every statement and question -- something that Bolton is undermining for his own personal benefit -- Fleitz notes that Robert Gates avoided doing this before Obama's 2012 election.

I havenít seen Boltonís book manuscript and I donít know whatís in it. I take Bolton and his staff at their word that they did not leak the manuscript to the New York Times. But I believe they are still responsible for this leak since Boltonís explosive book was sent to the leak-prone National Security Council for a security review in December 2019 so the book could be published in the spring of 2020. It also is inexplicable how such a sensitive manuscript could be sent to the NSC in the middle of the impeachment process. Under such circumstances, a leak of the manuscript was all but certain.

If a manuscript of this sensitivity was to be published at all, this should happen after the election, not in the spring of 2020. I donít understand the need for a former National Security Adviser to publish a tell-all book critical of a president he served, especially during a presidential reelection campaign that will determine the fate of the country. There will be a time for Bolton to speak out without appearing to try to tip a presidential election.

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Former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, who stepped down in June 2011, published a devastating book titled ďDuty: Memoirs of a Secretary at WarĒ that detailed the incompetence of Vice President Joe Biden and the Obama National Security Council staff. But because he did not want his internal knowledge of the workings of the Obama administration and his interactions with President Obama to affect the outcome of the 2012 presidential election, Gates did not publish his book until January 2014.

Gates established a principled precedent on how senior advisers to presidents should write about their experiences. Given Ambassador Boltonís long and distinguished record of government service, I believe it is vital that he follow this precedent.




In case you missed it: LIEUTENANT COLONEL Vindman's identical twin brother might have been the one at the Deep State NSC assigned to "review" Bolton's book for classification issues.

And then it gets leaked.

But maybe it's simpler than that -- Bolton's PR people do not seem to deny that they leaked the story. They only deny that they "coordinated" with the media as regards timing of release:




Well, if this book doesn't work out for the Super Patriot Bolton, I hear Qatar is hiring.





Posted by: Ace at 08:17 PM




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1 That picture is horrifying

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 27, 2020 08:18 PM (M+Lyo)

2 Top 3

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)

3 That is one fucked up picture.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 08:18 PM (l3+k2)

4 That's a man baby!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2020 08:18 PM (Y4EXg)

5 William H Macy in drag?

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:19 PM (5uY/L)

6 Goodgawdalmighty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 08:19 PM (NWiLs)

7 Couldn't get into the comments
Is it possible the publisher leaked it for sales hype?

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 08:20 PM (ZCEU2)

8 He's soooo dreamy!

Posted by: Jennifer Rubin at January 27, 2020 08:20 PM (2N7oZ)

9 Not surprisingly the Swamp is the one to oversee the Swamp?

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 08:21 PM (ZCEU2)

10 Corrupt people seem to inhabit Washington DC!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:21 PM (BiNEL)

11 So Fleitz wrote a strongly worded article for Foxnews? I'm sure Bolton's quaking in his longjohns. Is that all we can freaking muster? How about Fleitz starts "telling all" about Bolton. Fire with fire, dammit.

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:21 PM (786Ro)

12 John Bolton wears highwaters?

Posted by: jsg at January 27, 2020 08:22 PM (S9ODh)

13 Great post exposing Bolton. He is truly a snake and a POS.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 08:22 PM (P0nip)

14 Bolton has new meaning now..

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:22 PM (PUmDY)

15 So the usual betrayers will as usual betrayers us.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 27, 2020 08:22 PM (87EdW)

16 Fire with fire, dammit.

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:21 PM (786Ro)


Comrade, that's not who WE are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:23 PM (BiNEL)

17
Weeks ago I said Bolton has a choice between being a Hero or a Zero.

Bolton has made his choice.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:23 PM (CTuRB)

18 I'm thinking it is possible that Dershowitz is giving a bunch of dems cover to vote for aquittal.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 08:23 PM (myjNJ)

19 Bolton flees? On the lam?

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 08:24 PM (nfcV2)

20 "Donald Trump ordered a hit on her!"


And yet she still walks among us, alive and breathing. If the Senate GOP is any measure this tactic, the Kavanaugh hearing tactic, isn't working.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 08:24 PM (LEikZ)

21 That Bolton photoshop chills me to the bottom of my miserable soul.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2020 08:24 PM (yQpMk)

22 But wait, Rich Lowry over at National Review insists that Bolton, like Comey and Mueller are beyond reproach in ethics.

Rich Lowry, the Rich Kottite of conservative journalism.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 27, 2020 08:25 PM (5PbL4)

23 I remember liking The Stache.

Salad days.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:25 PM (QLPEO)

24 >>But maybe it's simpler than that -- Bolton's PR people do not seem to deny that they leaked the story. They only deny that they "coordinated" with the media as regards timing of release:

I don't know if it was on other networks but during the last break on CSPAN Rep Meadows said he had evidence that Democrats coordinated the leak.

Seems more likely to me that the Democrats would coordinate with their buddies on the NSC where they have been getting other leaks.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 08:25 PM (ZLI7S)

25 There are more Transexuals in America than there are people watching Dersh (and following his argument).

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:25 PM (5uY/L)

26 I'm thinking it is possible that Dershowitz is giving a bunch of dems cover to vote for aquittal.

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Acquittal ? If only. What's in it for them ??

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)

27 So who's side is Dersh on

I can't tell

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 08:26 PM (rpxSz)

28 Imagine. Gates more principled than Bolton.

Let that sink in for a minute.

We have met the enemy, and they are ours.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 08:26 PM (a36Hc)

29 That Bolton photoshop chills me to the bottom of my miserable soul.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Nonplussing to the point of high dudgeon.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:26 PM (QLPEO)

30 LMAO!!! Oh that picture is priceless!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 08:26 PM (dUJdY)

31
David Reaboi
@davereaboi
WHAT THE FUCK https://twitter.com/hayabntalwaleed/status/1217463467889844224...

Haya Al-Thani
@hayabntalwaleed
You guys is this John Bolton spotted just casually walking around AlMessila area in Doha?



old and busted: I think there's a Squatch in these woods.
new hotness: I think there's a 'Stache in this terror-supporting emirate.

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:26 PM (786Ro)

32 >>I remember liking The Stache.

Salad days.


Well, Obama was in the WH and Hillary/Horseface were running State and the PLO was representing us in the UN.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (5uY/L)

33 Fuckers to the left of me
Fuckers to the right of me
Fuckers ahead of me

Into the Valley of Heh
Rode the Scalp Weasel

Posted by: Sir Miklos Tennyson at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)

34 There are more Transexuals in America than there are people watching Dersh (and following his argument).

CSPAN call-in phone lines were full.
CSPAN.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (nfcV2)

35 Bolton did another tell all called " Surrender is not an option" after his tenure in the Bush Admin.

The thing I did agree with was his ripping of Condi Rice. She deserved it.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (EKicJ)

36 Is this what they call "frission"?

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (QLPEO)

37 Wut. a. snake.

Mitt Romney, but with bushier eyebrows.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 27, 2020 08:27 PM (Z4rgH)

38 Mark Meadows
Dont buy the spin. Dont buy the misinformed leaks. Dont buy the predetermined narrative.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (JFO2v)

39 I love that picture. Well not "love" love but itykwim.

Posted by: Mama at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (Tnijr)

40 25. Who cares, Only 100 people, plus potentially Roberts, get any say at all.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (svbBD)

41 Bolton's PR people do not seem to deny that they leaked the story. They only deny that they "coordinated" with the media as regards timing of release


Isn't that a federal crime since the alleged excerpts pertain to foreign policy matters that have not yet been cleared for the public?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (yQpMk)

42 Fox won't shut the fuck up so I can hear Dershowitz. First time I've watched CNN since 1985.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (a36Hc)

43 I'm thinking it is possible that Dershowitz is giving a bunch of dems cover to vote for aquittal.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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A. They are not listening

B. They do not care

Posted by: The MSM at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (fUKvD)

44 YAWN. I take it as a given that right before a major political event in Washington D.C., there will be an 11th hour development to the Democrats' benefit, and that it will be a BOMBSHELL! warranting breathless 24-hour news coverage, with Romney, Murkowski and Collins siding with the Democrats.

There's got to be a cute name for this type of plot development in a story. Whatever it is, it's as utterly tiresome as it is utterly predictable. In fact, this entire impeachment charade was itself such an 11th hour plot thickener, with timing keyed to the Horowitz report.

Nomination of Trump as GOP Presidential Nominee? Incoming Durham investigation results? Michael Flynn Developments on Withdrawal of Guity Plea? 2020 Election itself? Given, in each instance, that there will be an offsetting liberal news Narrative intended to starve the other story with oxygen. It's not even a prediction, it's just a process note.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (DRgs8)

45 Fox won't shut the fuck up so I can hear Dershowitz. First time I've watched CNN since 1985.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
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C-Span

Posted by: The MSM at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (fUKvD)

46 Bolton being in Qatar is the absolute end.

I used to think that guy was for sure one of the good ones. Joined in on all of the 'stache memes.

DIAF Bolton you assclown.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (yL25O)

47

Bolton and his people aren't denying that they leaked it, and they're not denying it is accurate.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (CTuRB)

48 Mark Meadows - isn't he quitting? So IDGAF what he says, even if it's something I'd agree with.

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (786Ro)

49 Bolton flees? On the lam?


Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 08:24 PM (nfcV2)

Can't flimflom the Bolton!

Posted by: John Bolton's last shred of decency at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (2N7oZ)

50 Et tu, Bolton?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (2B9A/)

51 Not surprisingly the Swamp is the one to oversee the Swamp?
Posted by: Skip

"Cui custodet ipsos Swampii"

Posted by: Miklos Cocles at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)

52 Dersh is on the side of the Constitution.

He's one of the last of the old-fashioned, true-to-the-word "liberals." Not the fascist ultra-leftist "progressives" who have hijacked the term.

Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (NiXyF)

53 Doggone it mama don't 'low no sock 'round here.

Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (Tnijr)

54 Ok, can we get a list of our intelligence and diplomatic officials that are not in the pay of any of the following:

China, Saudi Arabia, or Iran (Hi Mr Bolton in Qatar!)

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (WdocV)

55 Street looks familiar. So does the senior citizen with the short pants.

Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (UUkQp)

56 There's got to be a cute name for this type of plot development in a story. Whatever it is, it's as utterly tiresome as it is utterly predictable. In fact, this entire impeachment charade was itself such an 11th hour plot thickener, with timing keyed to the Horowitz report.

Posted by: RichardWinsor



Diabolus Ex Machina?

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (786Ro)

57 You know who else wrote a book ...?

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

58 I'd bet the Room Where It Happened is currently being surveilled by at least five foreign intelligence outfits and at least as many domestic.

Let's go back to the fucking transcripts, shall we? Cunts.

Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (ATCV4)

59 Its just a feint to bolster the credibility of the book.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (aIRv9)

60 Qatar is becoming more problematic.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (EKicJ)

61 Bam. Margins blown again.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (gR+IE)

62


Isn't that a federal crime since the alleged excerpts pertain to
foreign policy matters that have not yet been cleared for the public?
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Pretty sure that only applies to people the federal bureaucracy don't like.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (WdocV)

63 Oops. I found a leaker.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (S9ODh)

64 Shaky cam footage of Bolton walking down the street?

Or is it really walking away from the Texas Book Repository in Dallas in 1963?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 08:32 PM (2B9A/)

65 Bolton flees? On the lam?

Posted by: deplorable unperson



Bolton fleas. On the lamb.

M.E. country, after all.

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 08:32 PM (786Ro)

66 Honestly, I have no idea what is going on with this, so I shall wait a bit before I indulge in the lighting of the hair and the screaming while scampering in circles.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 08:32 PM (LEikZ)

67 60 Qatar is becoming more problematic.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (EKicJ)

...

Indeed.

I'm sure they're laughing up their sleeve at Iran.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 08:32 PM (yL25O)

68 Oops. I found a leaker.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 27, 2020 08:31 PM (S9ODh)


Again? Geez, I'll get the mop.

Posted by: Huma! at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (2N7oZ)

69 Heh, forgot about Swetnik. Total 1. Would definitely need protection, a burner phone, and a pseudonym, though.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (P+uW0)

70

Are the knickers playing tonight?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (CTuRB)

71 Someone should pick Bolton up off the street, glue some payats to him, staple a black hat on his head and drop him off in Brooklyn.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (5uY/L)

72 John Bolton's mustache is only good for one thing.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (Z+IKu)

73 But wait, Rich Lowry over at National Review insists that Bolton, like Comey and Mueller are beyond reproach in ethics.

***

Bobby "Winter Hill" Mueller did favors for Whitey Bulger and Comey did favors for Hillary Clinton.

Scum and villainy....though I am not sure which is which.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (WdocV)

74 Somebody done hoodooed the hoodoo man.

Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (K22Va)

75 It seems that PDT is pissing off the war complex we were warned about bigly.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (PUmDY)

76 You know who else did business in Qatar?

Rudy Giuliani.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

77 Shaky cam footage of Bolton walking down the street?

Or is it really walking away from the Texas Book Repository in Dallas in 1963?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Cell phone cam in '63. Fucking Ace in his time machine!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (gR+IE)

78 Brother can you spare a dime ?

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (S9ODh)

79 I do not celebrate his entire catalogue.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (QLPEO)

80 Deus ex machina.

Posted by: timajin at January 27, 2020 08:35 PM (AL9FO)

81 *spits*

*just spits*


Just can't even begin to take any of this bullshit seriously enough to discuss it, it's such obvious nonsense.

*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 08:35 PM (zlgJP)

82 Cell phone cam in '63. Fucking Ace in his time machine!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (gR+IE)

Or did 'they' have cell phones in 1963? Think about it...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 08:36 PM (2B9A/)

83 Dershowitz is on fire. Great teacher and scholar.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

84 It seems that PDT is pissing off the war complex we were warned about bigly.
***

It is amazing to see the people who wanted to impeach Bush for starting wars now trying to impeach Trump for not starting new ones.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:36 PM (WdocV)

85 " You know who else did business in Qatar? "

I did new songs for a quarter. Do you want to hear one?

Posted by: Wild Man Fischer at January 27, 2020 08:36 PM (Tnijr)

86 JackStraw, Not an Arab alive that won't play both sides of the street.

The yellow Lamborghini, huh, Go big or go home.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:36 PM (EKicJ)

87 Dershowitz is pounding the Donk case into dust in the Senate well right now.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (l7Kbv)

88 Although I'd like to agree with the sentiment, I'd like to point out that the example of Robert Gates is wrong. He shouldn't have avoided calling out Obama directly for incompetence and malfeasance, and if he had we MIGHT NOT have been stuck with the horrendous Iran deal.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Underemployed in Greenland at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (dwojT)

89 Are the knickers playing tonight?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (CTuRB)

I said the Knickerbockers are near!

Posted by: Alison Johnson at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (2N7oZ)

90 "72 John Bolton's mustache is only good for one thing.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2020 08:33 PM (Z+IKu) "



Glad you mentioned it, that bowl does need swabbing down !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (zlgJP)

91 Alan Dershowitz is bringing it

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (PkVlr)

92 Wouldn't it just be marvelous if the new Dem star witness made a boat-load of money on book pre-sales AND then also blew the Dems out of the water in live sworn testimony?

If I knew my enemy had a hard-on for late hits I would hand them a booby-trapped grenade and coax them into pulling the pin on live TV. Earning big bucks pulling it off would just be icing on the cake.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (qu1px)

93 "And the volume of similarly themed allegations left some people wondering if there was a pony underneath that pile of horse dung, was Brett Kavanaugh a serial sexual predator in the Bill Clinton mode?"

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Yeah, even by the standards of Democrats, the Kavanaugh thing was pretty low. Most of my lefty friends still accept it as gospel that Kavanaugh is some kind of violent sexual predator. They practically expect him to snap one day in and beat and rape RBG and Sotomayor.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (R1mDg)

94 Not an Arab alive that won't play both sides of the street.

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I just let them pretend to get me drunk first and then it is on!

Just don't tell Reggie.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (WdocV)

95 Dershowitz curb stomping democrats all over hells half acre.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (myjNJ)

96 Takes out the Bolton Transcript.

Nice.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

97 I can't wait for Schiff to denigrate Dershowitz's testimony, which he will. It's going to be tragically lame, vicious, but lame.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (fUKvD)

98 It's seared into my hippocampus!

Posted by: John Who Has a Long Mustache at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (DuZls)

99 I just wish I thought the general populace was capable of listening to and understanding Dershowitz and wasn't busy watching pron!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)

100 They practically expect him to snap one day in and beat and rape RBG and Sotomayor.
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Even a depraved rapist has standards.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (JcXHH)

101 To the commies Bolton = Steiner.

Posted by: kallirto at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (tcamx)

102 Brother can you spare a dime ?

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at January 27, 2020 08:34 PM (S9ODh)


Don't you need smokes?

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (2N7oZ)

103 Dershowitz curb stomping democrats all over hells half acre.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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They are not bright enough to understand that, nor are the MSM.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (fUKvD)

104 Dershowitz curb stomping democrats all over hells half acre.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (myjNJ)
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How'd they get to the DNC headquarters?

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (DuZls)

105 Fox won't shut the fuck up so I can hear Dershowitz. First time I've watched CNN since 1985.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
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C-Span
Posted by: The MSM at January 27, 2020 08:29 PM (fUKvD

Or fox business online. Click watch.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

106 They practically expect him to snap one day in and beat and rape RBG and Sotomayor.
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That's the narrative. Lefties live and breathe in the narrative. They know nothing outside of the narrative...intentionally....because learning "bad things" even if they are true is problematic for them....

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:39 PM (WdocV)

107 I just wish I thought the general populace was capable of listening to and understanding Dershowitz and wasn't busy watching pron!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)


95% of people watching this are on this thread...

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)

108 I just wish I thought the general populace was capable of listening to and understanding Dershowitz and wasn't busy watching pron!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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I think Dancing With the Stars is on....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (fUKvD)

109 40 25. Who cares, Only 100 people, plus potentially Roberts, get any say at all.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 27, 2020 08:28 PM (svbBD)


Who care?!?! Get to season 3 about The 100 and get back to me about this who cares shit.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (P0nip)

110 345
BOOM!


Dershowitz just said that Bolton's bullshit, even if true, it NOT sufficient for impeachment or removal
BOOM!

Maladministration is NOT a grounds for impeachment.
The Founder's explicitly rejected it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY8)

111 Dershowitz curb stomping democrats all over hells half acre.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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They are not bright enough to understand that, nor are the MSM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (fUKvD)


Its visceral. Even if they don't know the words, they understand the message.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

112 Even a depraved rapist has standards.
___

Why have sex with an eighty six year old when you can have sex with eighty six year olds?

Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (WdocV)

113 By expressly rejecting maladministration, they implicitly rejected abuse of power.


Yes.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

114 95% of people watching this are on this thread...

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)


Sad!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (BiNEL)

115 They practically expect him to snap one day in and beat and rape RBG and Sotomayor.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at January 27, 2020 08:37 PM (R1mDg)


That's just gross.

Posted by: Richard Ramirez at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (2N7oZ)

116 Hamilton in #78 : BOOM

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (5uY/L)

117 MSM tomorrow :

"DERSHOWITZ DEFENSE OF IMPEACHED PRESIDENT WEAK AND UNCONVINCING"

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)

118 Bolton: (a) Retirement Fund, (b) Getting even with Trump, over whatever blowout they had.

We know (a), because Bolton is smart enough to know that politically, publicly pushing to jump into the ring to hurt the sitting President, his former boss, in this impeachment effort, whether Bolton has good evidence or just his word, is going to make him radioactive for any future political appointments or positions.

He also must know that he hurts his follow-on money train for talks and speeches, sacrificing it for today's proceeds in book sales. Hard to think that even with this material purportedly being in the book, sales are unlikely to go gangbusters. One reporter needs to quote actual text of book on relevant subject matter, and no one else has to buy the book. And, let's be honest, the audience here is either (a) Dems looking for moment-of-time advantage in this impeachment exercise + as cudgel for 2020 election, and (b) Bolton followers and admirers. Group (a) doesn't need to buy the book, because all they need is a reporter to report on it, and Group (b) won't buy the book, because Bolton will be thought of as violating the trust with his former boss.

So.... How does this benefit Bolton, really? If he causes all of this drama, and then comes in and dramatically supports Trump, THAT would likely get him a sales bump on the other hand.... But given blowout with Trump, this latter scenario unlikely.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (DRgs8)

119 45 Fox won't shut the fuck up so I can hear Dershowitz. First time I've watched CNN since 1985.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
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C-Span
Posted by: The MSM
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OANN.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (+ldAm)

120 "Donald Trump ordered a hit on her!"


And yet she still walks among us, alive and breathing. If the Senate GOP is any measure this tactic, the Kavanaugh hearing tactic, isn't working.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 08:24 PM (LEikZ)
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And she ended up...fired...which he can do.

So he doesn't have to put a hit on her, when he can just fire her.

Which he did.

I don't think it's rocket science.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (DuZls)

121 I just wish I thought the general populace was capable of listening to and understanding Dershowitz and wasn't busy watching pron!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)


95% of people watching this are on this thread...
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)


I just fired up 8kun/qresearch in another window. That probably counts.

Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (NiXyF)

122 Andrew Yang MATH

Adults in US

253,768,092

$1K per month

3,045,217,104,000

2020 Projected Revenue

3,600,000,000,000

600,000,000 will not cover SS, or Medicare, or Medicaid, or defense.

Fucking idiot

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (JFO2v)

123 LASue, Thank You. I don't have TV and I greatly appreciate your comments.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (EKicJ)

124 The Founder's explicitly rejected it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY


BUT, weren't those all old dead white guys that wrote in cursive?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (BiNEL)

125 This is the first time I've thought Harvard Law might be worth its reputation.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

126
*damn! this guy is brilliant, I never get to hear this kind of argument*

Posted by: John Roberts at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (fUKvD)

127 The left don't want impeachment, they want disembowelment.

Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2020 08:43 PM (UUkQp)

128 125
This is the first time I've thought Harvard Law might be worth its reputation.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

Yeah, but he is now retired.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:43 PM (ufFY8)

129 This is the first time I've thought Harvard Law might be worth its reputation.
Posted by: LASue
-----------

Fifty years ago...

Posted by: John Roberts at January 27, 2020 08:43 PM (fUKvD)

130 Every single Democrat candidate has called asking them to find the money for their endless programs foul.


Apparently math is now racist, sexist, homophobic, and probably a Russian bot.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:43 PM (WdocV)

131 Calling it the Kavanaugh Strategy is nice shorthand but we all know it's actually the:

Goldwater/Nixon/Bork/Thomas/Reagan/North/Bush/Bush/Trump/Kavanaugh Strategy.

The DemonRat Stategy Book only one page.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (fp3O8)

132 In case you missed it: LIEUTENANT COLONEL Vindman's identical twin brother might have been the one at the Deep State NSC assigned to "review" Bolton's book for classification issues.

And then it gets leaked.
---------


Only one thing to do now.


Arrest Roger Stone again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (sy5kK)

133 52 Dersh is on the side of the Constitution.

He's one of the last of the old-fashioned, true-to-the-word "liberals." Not the fascist ultra-leftist "progressives" who have hijacked the term.

Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:30 PM (NiXyF)


Today's defense pitch is arguing that the Senate should not simply acquit, but acquit in a manner that tells the House to not go down a purely political impeachment road again, and to never again attempt to use the Senate as a mere tool of the House in impeachments.

Good objective. Low probability of succeeding nowadays, and especially in the Era of OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (AMIL/)

134
Dershowitz just said that Bolton's bullshit, even if true, it NOT sufficient for impeachment or removal
BOOM!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt



I said it better last night:

"Isn't a known fact that the aid was withheld because the president wanted Ukraine to show effort into cracking down on corruption? I mean, we know that. So if that's what Bolton said, just like everyone else said, who cares."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 12:10 AM (fjQ+v)

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (CTuRB)

135 Boltin Bolton Quietly Quits Quips, Queries Qatar!

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (nfcV2)

136 This is a beatdown.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)

137 The left don't want impeachment, they want disembowelment.
Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2020 08:43 PM (UUkQp)
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They conducted a dim-peachment.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (DuZls)

138 Dershowitz is intellectual at a thug moment in our history.

To the Dems, Dershowitz is playing Kevin Bacon trying to order in the Animal House movie parade---

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (Hf/VP)

139 108 I just wish I thought the general populace was capable of listening to and understanding Dershowitz and wasn't busy watching pron!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


I'll have you know I'm watching dog vids atm

yeah, they got naked women in em, so what

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (rpxSz)

140 I don't think it's rocket science.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 08:41 PM (DuZls)


Well, she felt like it was a hit, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (BiNEL)

141 Takes out the Bolton Transcript.

Nice.
Posted by: LASue

Wait till John Bolton finds out that the namesake of "The Bolton Transcript" movie will be a trans-gendered female Midget Of Color

Posted by: Miklos-Goldwyn-Mayer at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)

142 Apparently math is now racist, sexist, homophobic, and probably a Russian bot.
Posted by: 18-1
---------

Actually true, in Seattle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (fUKvD)

143 Dersh: I don't like Trump either- this issue is MUCH bigger than who we like. You don't like him? Vote fore someone else.

Our legal system and Constitution cannot be twisted in this way.

For the senate to remove a sitting president on such vague charges will effectively end our republic.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

144 >>This is a beatdown.


He just wiped his ass with the House Articles.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (5uY/L)

145 Good objective. Low probability of succeeding nowadays, and especially in the Era of OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 08:44 PM (AMIL/)


I dunno. Appealing to the naked egotistical pride and puffed-up self___ of Senators would seem to be a good strategy.

Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (NiXyF)

146 So the usual betrayers will as usual betrayers us.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 27, 2020 08:22 PM (87EdW)



I think the actual comment should be, "How could we have foreseen this unexpected but totally predictable betrayal?"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (6rS3m)

147
The very first words out of Fake News when Dersh is finished will be.....






Harvey Weinstein's lawyer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (CTuRB)

148 yeah, they got naked women in em, so what

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (rpxSz)


Link, por favor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (BiNEL)

149
Claus Von Bulow's lawyer...

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (CTuRB)

150 Self___ is banninated by Pixy?

Self - image?

Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (NiXyF)

151 122 Andrew Yang MATH

Adults in US

253,768,092

$1K per month

3,045,217,104,000

2020 Projected Revenue

3,600,000,000,000

600,000,000 will not cover SS, or Medicare, or Medicaid, or defense.

Fucking idiot
Posted by: rhennigantx
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There is not sposed to be any math.. and besides I think there's a rounding error in line 3.

*runs around with hair on fire*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (+ldAm)

152 Well, she felt like it was a hit, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (BiNEL)
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Because hitmen usually take "your house". That's what she was crying about. Big meanie Trump took "her house".

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 08:47 PM (DuZls)

153 The House is in violation of the Constitution
_Dershowitz

Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:47 PM (RKPlw)

154 Dersh, facing the House Mangers:
I'm sorry, House Managers, you picked the wrong criteria.


LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:47 PM (ufFY8)

155 It doesn't matter about the legality of this crap, there is obviously none. If these "republican" Senators allow this nonsense to continue, we are screwed.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:47 PM (PUmDY)

156 >>The very first words out of Fake News when Dersh is finished will be.....


John Adams defended British Soldiers. And rightly so.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (5uY/L)

157
Well, she felt like it was a hit, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
-----

She was lucky to get away with both arms

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (fUKvD)

158 Dersh preempted Colins and that prick Romney. They were inclined to call have Bolton testify, based on "news" coming about his book. Dersh negated that. Very valuable.

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)

159 In case anyone is keeping track, this is approximately week Billion in a row we're talking about EXACTLY what the Left wants us talking about.

It's by design.

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (uEbPt)

160 So whatever you do, don't go read the #Dershowitz hash tag tweets on twitter.

Go put a hot poker in your eye....you'll be in less pain.

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (cF8AT)

161 So at this point can every single Max Boot/John Bolton/David Brooks neocon burn in hell or is there any still worth a damn?

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (2N7oZ)

162 150 Self___ is banninated by Pixy?

Self - image?
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (NiXyF)

Well, we know self pleasuring isn't.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (2B9A/)

163 If the House Reps were smart wouldn't they be submitting a request to impeach Biden right now?

Nazi Pelosi will quash it of course but make that the talking point of the day...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (WdocV)

164 I'll have you know I'm watching dog vids atm



yeah, they got naked women in em, so what

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 08:45 PM (rpxSz)


Did my home made pr0n get leaked?

Posted by: Dana Perino at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (ufFY8)

165
[whispers]

what the fuck is this guy talking about?

Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (fUKvD)

166 I think I would have loved to have a ConLaw class with the Dersh!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (BiNEL)

167 Lying is a sin not a crime.
_Dershowitz

Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (RKPlw)

168

Time out for this health PSA.


WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!!!


Now, back to your regularly scheduled overthrow of a duly elected President.

Posted by: The Ad Council at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (sy5kK)

169 Dersh is beating the House managers upside their faces with his penis...

Take that and you'll like it..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (+ldAm)

170 >> I would have loved to have a ConLaw class with the Dersh!


You are getting a Graduate Level Course right now.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (5uY/L)

171 If the House Reps were smart wouldn't they be submitting a request to impeach Biden right now?

Nazi Pelosi will quash it of course but make that the talking point of the day...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (WdocV)

This thread is generating lots of laughter here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (BiNEL)

172 Dersh, facing the House Mangers:
I'm sorry, House Managers, you picked the wrong criteria.


LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Maybe even LOLGF, but the GF part might be gefiltefisch

Posted by: Miklos, kosher on Mondays, pants on Tuesdays at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

173 I think I would have loved to have a ConLaw class with the Dersh!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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I come the era of handwritten notes, I would be scribbling like crazy, and falling behind...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (fUKvD)

174 John Bolton is Revolton

Posted by: Mog Smash at January 27, 2020 08:50 PM (M0N3Z)

175 158
Dersh preempted Colins and that prick Romney. They were inclined to
call have Bolton testify, based on "news" coming about his book. Dersh
negated that. Very valuable.

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)


Thar be the key. Is Dersh boxing the squishes out of voting with the Dems.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (l3+k2)

176 I do what I do
_Dershowitz

Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (RKPlw)

177 Boltin Bolton's Bombshell Book Banks Big Bucks.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (nfcV2)

178 Who does Bolton hate more: President Trump or the Democrats?

I predict if he testifies he's going to cut Schiff open with a rusty knife and strangle Nancy Pelosi to death with the guts on national television. Then laugh all the way to the bank.

Maybe I'm just an optimist.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (qu1px)

179 Lying is a sin not a crime.

_Dershowitz

Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (RKPlw)

Whose side is this guy on?

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (uEbPt)

180 155 It doesn't matter about the legality of this crap, there is obviously none. If these "republican" Senators allow this nonsense to continue, we are screwed.
========

No, we're not screwed. If the squishy GOP Senators side with the Dems, it only means that we have weeks and months more of this crap to waste everyone's time on, but the outcome is still the same.

It would be an incredibly selfish for Romney, Murkowski and Collins to do it. It would allow these three to "vote their conscience" (and help Murkowski and Collins to win re-election... Romney???) But hard to see GOP removing Trump from office, even if Bolton has him on tape.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (DRgs8)

181 Nancy Pelosi.... Is she injecting heroin into her eyeballs or is she laughing her ass off.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (myjNJ)

182 Dershowitz is simply withering in his arguments that Trump cannot be guilty as charged by the coup plotters.

Yes, Schiff and Nadler cant accept it but Dershowitz totally and with finality is sinking the ShamWowImpeachment.

But the REAL problem here is Romney and his kind.
Romney 's push for witnesses can --methinks will--eventually sink the Republic through cosmic unintended consequences. .

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (Hf/VP)

183 I would have loved to have a ConLaw class with the Dersh!



B. Hussein actually had that opportunity.

But he got stoned.

Posted by: Miklos, sorry, transcript unavailable at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (QzkSJ)

184 Dersh wrapping up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (fUKvD)

185 When Dershowitz is done, does that constitute a mike drop?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (EKicJ)

186 Thar be the key. Is Dersh boxing the squishes out of voting with the Dems.
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (l3+k2)


He said something very specific, about the book and how to treat it. Can't paraphrase...

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)

187 Did my home made pr0n get leaked?

Posted by: Dana Perino at January 27, 2020 08:49 PM (ufFY

knotty Dana

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 08:53 PM (rpxSz)

188 Man, gotta get a transcript of this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:53 PM (fUKvD)

189 B. Hussein actually had that opportunity.



But he got stoned.

Posted by: Miklos, sorry, transcript unavailable at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (QzkSJ)


He wouldn't have done what he done - if he hadn't a been high..


Posted by: Detroit Junior at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (ufFY8)

190 Dems supported the obvious profiteering of Libya.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (PUmDY)

191 So at this point can every single Max Boot/John Bolton/David Brooks neocon burn in hell or is there any still worth a damn?
***

It pays a lot better serving the left then standing up for America.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (WdocV)

192 Bolton could work as a jizz mopper in a porn
store too...with the Biden's.

Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (gfKS+)

193 I'm going to Cougartown. Meee-ow!

Posted by: Peterbreath Buttgig at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (Vy7tf)

194 Patriots, he said his grandparents were great patriots.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (RKPlw)

195 This lecture will last forever. No matter what.

Can't wait to hear Schiff's wormy, whiney response.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (fUKvD)

196 >>Man, gotta get a transcript of this.


This is really an Historical Argument and should be recognized as such.

Sadly, America is watching Dancing with the Stars.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (5uY/L)

197 This thing was predestined to go until roughly Spring. Bidens won't testify. The networks will only broadcast clips and live when the DNC are being the hero.

This fake subject will saturate "political news" until right before the Democrats deploy their fake subject designed to keep Trump on defense for his life.

Am I missing something?

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (uEbPt)

198 I think Sekulow should just say, "I can't top that. Let's adjourn for today"


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (ufFY8)

199 Man, gotta get a transcript of this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:53 PM (fUKvD)

Beautiful


My version: Stop being a bunch of pussies. You are weak and need to think beyond today.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

200 186 Thar be the key. Is Dersh boxing the squishes out of voting with the Dems.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 08:51 PM (l3+k2)


He said something very specific, about the book and how to treat it. Can't paraphrase...

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)


BOOM!


Dershowitz just said that Bolton's bullshit, even if true, it NOT sufficient for impeachment or removal
BOOM!

Maladministration is NOT a grounds for impeachment.
The Founder's explicitly rejected it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (cF8AT)

201 "*next fake subject"

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (uEbPt)

202 Man, Dershowitz should drop the mike when he's done. That was a very good lecture. Everyone should watch it. He barely mentioned Trump. He gave a history, law, constitutionality, procedure and fairness lecture.

That was worth watching.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (1qrtS)

203 That was awesome.
Truly a historical speech.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (ufFY8)

204 "22 But wait, Rich Lowry over at National Review insists that Bolton, like Comey and Mueller are beyond reproach in ethics.

Rich Lowry, the Rich Kottite of conservative journalism."

I almost would donate to NR to keep that laugh riot afloat. Naaaaahhh.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (puu6v)

205
I liked Dersh's last 15 seconds. Other than that, he was okay.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (CTuRB)

206 dancing with the stars has ended. they're watching the bachelor.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (KP5rU)

207 YES. Cipollone will be brief.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (ufFY8)

208 Wowza, what a Dersh finish!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (BiNEL)

209 That's it. Magnum freaking opus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (fUKvD)

210 Look, whether Mitch or the GOPe leadership wants to admit it - it was always the case that they were Ill-equipped to deal with both the DNC and the media working together - the whole point of getting it to Mr. Fair McConnell was to pull the Kavanaugh - end of story. They needed to dismiss from the outset and take the heat early about that - the heat that was always going to happen regardless of when this shit show ends if its without the end of DJT's Presidency.

Now Mitch knows, doesn't he? Kill media and dem operations in the crib, right away, or you will preside over a shit show that makes you look like a boob.

Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (32YRo)

211 Harvey tells me Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (S9ODh)

212 197 This thing was predestined to go until roughly Spring. Bidens won't testify. The networks will only broadcast clips and live when the DNC are being the hero.

This fake subject will saturate "political news" until right before the Democrats deploy their fake subject designed to keep Trump on defense for his life.

Am I missing something?
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (uEbPt)

Yes.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (aLLD1)

213 That's it. Magnum freaking opus.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (fUKvD)
+++++++++++
Is he married? His wife is gettin' railed tonight, if so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (1qrtS)

214 190 Dems supported the obvious profiteering of Libya.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (PUmDY)


Blue state waterfront and hi-rise condos ain't cheap, my friend.

Do you actually we could pay for all that on a government salary?

Posted by: Democrat accounting department at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (sy5kK)

215 "203 That was awesome.
Truly a historical speech."

It was astonishingly good. The downside is the Democrats and probably a handful of virtue signaling "GOP" frauds didn't listen to a freaking word.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (puu6v)

216 On a related note, Lena Dunham is plumping up nicely.

Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (ATCV4)

217 BOOM!


Dershowitz just said that Bolton's bullshit, even if true, it NOT sufficient for impeachment or removal
BOOM!

Maladministration is NOT a grounds for impeachment.
The Founder's explicitly rejected it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY
Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 08:56 PM (cF8AT)

Ah, yes there it is. Wrap it up boys and girls. Wrap it up.

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)

218
- You want Al Pacino in "And Justice For All"

- You'd take Al Pacino in "Scent of a Woman"

- You'll get Al Pacino in "Cruising"

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (uEbPt)

219 181
Nancy Pelosi.... Is she injecting heroin into her eyeballs or is she laughing her ass off.

Am I smiling? I can't feel it. Am I smiling?

Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (K22Va)

220 "was a very good lecture. Everyone should watch it. He barely mentioned Trump. He gave a history, law, constitutionality, '

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

Posted by: the Dems, with their fingers in their ears at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (Tnijr)

221 So frickin good.

Cippolione summing up.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

222
Burgess Everett @burgessev
4m
DERSH effect: McConnell grinning wryly
Schumer holding his head, in apparent mental pain

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (BqBId)

223 Guy got fired by President Trump. All you need to know.

Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (UUkQp)

224 Unlike the idiotic House Managers, Dershowitz was also smart enough to compliment and flatter the Senators.

It's not a real great sales tool to tell the people you are trying to convince of your argument that unless they agree with you they are traitors.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

225 178 Who does Bolton hate more: President Trump or the Democrats?

I predict if he testifies he's going to cut Schiff open with a rusty knife and strangle Nancy Pelosi to death with the guts on national television. Then laugh all the way to the bank.

If it would only happen like this, it might put out the inferno of hatred I've developed for Bolton.

Posted by: April at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (OX9vb)

226 Wowza, what a Dersh finish!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:57 PM (BiNEL)


Dersh with his close hit it out of the park, chased it down, whacked it over the river, ran after it again, pounded it into the suburbs, tracked it down, and then bombed it into orbit.

Wow.

Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (NiXyF)

227 After that, I need a cigarette and more Pam Bondi...


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (ufFY8)

228 Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?

I'm extremely shallow.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (QLPEO)

229 Patriots, he said his grandparents were great patriots.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 08:55 PM (RKPlw)


Ah, there is the problem, those damn patriots and their spawn screw up everything!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (BiNEL)

230 It's all complete bullshit that never should have gotten to this point. Yet here we are. It's a fucking clownshow and total mockery.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

231 JS, you see Aerosmith is playing Fenway? And Kramer was fired?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (PUmDY)

232 Focus on should we let Trump hatred change our country forever?

It will and it shouldn't

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

233 Burgess Everett @burgessev
4m
DERSH effect: McConnell grinning wryly
Schumer holding his head, in apparent mental pain
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani


That was more than five words but I likes it.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (QLPEO)

234 On a related note, Lena Dunham is plumping up nicely.
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (ATCV4)

She had herself spayed. That's a predictable result.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (LxWV7)

235 The Founder's explicitly rejected it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY
BUT, weren't those all old dead white guys that wrote in cursive?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 08:42 PM (BiNEL)

That be retarded Sir!

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (Z+IKu)

236 @ABC

Trump attorney Alan Dershowitz: "Even if a president -any president - were to demand a quid pro quo as a condition to sending aid to a foreign country ... that would not by itself constitute an abuse of power."


I only post that because I'm shocked ABC reported it.

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)

237
Bolton needs to be fired as president of Red Eye, right Gutfeld?

Posted by: Red Eye fans at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (sy5kK)

238
On a related note, Lena Dunham is plumping up nicely.


Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (ATCV4)


I'm on a 100% carb and water-soluble lubricant diet.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (2N7oZ)

239 Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?

You can't impeach someone over policy differences and hurt feelings.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (JCrfD)

240

Who is this guy, John Lennon?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (CTuRB)

241 Burgess Everett @burgessev
4m
DERSH effect: McConnell grinning wryly
Schumer holding his head, in apparent mental pain
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani

That was more than five words but I likes it.
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (QLPEO)

yay.

Cippolone: I urge you to listen to your younger selves.

nice.

And: Get back to work!

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

242 228
Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?



I'm extremely shallow.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 08:59 PM (QLPEO)

Impeachment charges are Bull Shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (ufFY8)

243 But moderate Pelosi is only doing this to satisfy AOC and the rest of her "far left" contingent. She was cornered by them. And trapped. And had no choice. Right? Anyone still going with that?

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (uEbPt)

244 & Lena Is Getteing LARRRRGER

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (BqBId)

245 Burgess Everett @burgessev
4m
DERSH effect: McConnell grinning wryly
Schumer holding his head, in apparent mental pain
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 08:58 PM (BqBId)
+++++++++++
Pics or GTFO

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (1qrtS)

246 In Bizarro World the Left turns on Alan Dershowitz in favor of their new hero Bolton.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (TLxpZ)

247 Cipollone is messing-up. He should have said, "Thank you, Professor Dershowitz. The defense rests for today."

Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (AMIL/)

248 >> Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?


"Hamilton: 'Schiff is a Fag'"

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (5uY/L)

249 192 Bolton could work as a jizz mopper in a porn
store too...with the Biden's.
Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2020 08:54 PM (gfKS+)

job Americans wont do

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)

250 I'll bet Ted Cruz is smiling like Sylvester finally eating Tweety.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (EKicJ)

251 Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?

I'm extremely shallow.
Posted by: eleven
---------

Veni, vidi, vici

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (fUKvD)

252 In Bizarro World the Left turns on Alan Dershowitz in favor of their new hero Bolton.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 27, 2020 09:01 PM (TLxpZ)


Hey ! That's kind of funny !

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (zr5Kq)

253 Cipollone is messing-up. He should have said, "Thank you, Professor Dershowitz. The defense rests for today."
Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (AMIL/)
+++++++++++++
That might have been best. Maybe lead with, "wow."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (1qrtS)

254 In Bizarro World the Left turns on Alan Dershowitz in favor of their new hero Bolton.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM (JCrfD)

255 It's a Twister!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (PUmDY)

256 I thought Bolton was a darling of the right- what happened

(I've been out of touch a few years)

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (iTXRQ)

257 Done.

The House Managers should be walking funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (ufFY8)

258 Trump attorney Alan Dershowitz: "Even if a president
-any president - were to demand a quid pro quo as a condition to
sending aid to a foreign country ... that would not by itself constitute
an abuse of power."





I only post that because I'm shocked ABC reported it.

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)

Why? To the average dope, it sounds like an admission of guilt. It's like saying, "my client didn't kill anybody but even if he did..."

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (uEbPt)

259 "Hamilton: 'Schiff is a Fag'"
Posted by: garrett
-----

Jeeze, I love this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (fUKvD)

260 This is really an Historical Argument and should be recognized as such.

Sadly, America is watching Dancing with the Stars.
Posted by: garrett

Solution

Nadler on Dancing with the Stars

Posted by: Miklos from C-Span Marketing at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)

261 >>>Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?


No crime, no wrong doing.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (l3+k2)

262 Claus Von Bulow's lawyer...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 08:46 PM (CTuRB)


My great aunt's cousin.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

263 Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?

I'm extremely shallow.
Posted by: eleven
++++++++++++
Unconstitutional, unreasonable, misinterpreted, wrong, preposterous

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (1qrtS)

264 Dersh looks directly at the Dimm House Managers, rips their heads off, and piss's down their throats.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (377Zs)

265 I've always been a big fan of JohnBolton, but this latest Swamp-pirouette is disgusting!! Looks like he sold his soul--and not unimportantly, OUR COUNTRY-- for a few pieces of solver and a few fawning "strange-new-respect" op-eds in the Slimes WaPo.Even if the substance inside the book is essentially innocuous, how to defend the unseemly rush to publish leak it right in the midst of the impeachment counter-attack? Looks like there's no way to defend him, sad!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (umBCo)

266 Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?

I'm extremely shallow.
Posted by: eleven
---------

Veni, vidi, vici

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:02 PM



Vino, vino, vino

-- Hillary in a nutshell

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (786Ro)

267 "Even if a president -any president - were to demand a quid pro quo as a condition to sending aid to a foreign country ... that would not by itself constitute an abuse of power."

That's always been the case and I underestimated how the Dems would inflate it to this point.

Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (Tnijr)

268 Is there a link to the Cruz talk after this?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (DB16e)

269 Cipollone is messing-up. He should have said, "Thank you, Professor Dershowitz. The defense rests for today."
Posted by: Gref
-----

Yeah. Agreed, but he felt moved to say something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (fUKvD)

270 Hannity is such a hardcore cuck he can't even say a bad word about Bolton. Flipping back to the trial.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (puu6v)

271

Gomer Pyle is on. It's the episode when Ant Bee visits Gomer and sees him kissing Sgt Carter.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (CTuRB)

272 There's a sale at Penny's is funny stuff.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (PUmDY)

273 Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?


Useful to us... THIS time

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (786Ro)

274 Vino, vino, vino

-- Hillary in a nutshell
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (786Ro)
---
Hillary would never fit into a nutshell.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (DuZls)

275 No crime, no wrong doing.


Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 09:03 PM (l3+k2)


If Schiff's neck won't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (2N7oZ)

276 He did not go one for too long.

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (zr5Kq)

277 But moderate Pelosi is only doing this to satisfy AOC and the rest of her "far left" contingent.

Utter crap. There were two reasons--before the transcript release, they really talked themselves into a coup.

AFTER the transcript release, it's about giving whatever lunatic they nominate a chance--the ONLY chance to beat Trump. I think it's dawning on them what they've done. If Bernie gets the nomination, Trump is going to coast to a win and the Republicans get the House back. And then it's the last 15 minutes of every Godfather movie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (JCrfD)

278 110
345

BOOM!

Dershowitz just said that Bolton's bullshit, even if true, it NOT sufficient for impeachment or removal
BOOM!

Maladministration is NOT a grounds for impeachment.
The Founder's explicitly rejected it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFYIt's not against the law to be inept. That's for the voters to decided on at the next election.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (VYwSh)

279 181
Nancy Pelosi.... Is she injecting heroin into her eyeballs or is she laughing her ass off.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 08:52 PM (myjNJ)

Yes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (LEikZ)

280 261
>>>Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?



Schiff mistakenly hired that Todd.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (ufFY8)

281 271: is that the where they ended up in a sweaty three way?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (KP5rU)

282 love it when Trump gets on a roll at his rallies but stood and applauded when Dershowitz finished.

Genuine respect and admiration for Dershowitz --intellectual honesty, courage , and oratory skill.

!Dershowitz you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (91mOV)

283 Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?
-------
It's outrageous egregious preposterous.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (fUKvD)

284 Hannity is such a hardcore cuck he can't even say a bad word about Bolton.


Tucker did.

Consistently.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:07 PM (nfcV2)

285
the intellectual differential between the dems prosecution and the President's defense is almost unreal.


Shciff is thinking,... d'uh? I thought the plan was foolproof? Nadless is thinking... where are the bagels? Waters is thinking...Where am I???

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

286 It's the episode when Ant Bee visits Gomer and sees him kissing Sgt Carter.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (CTuRB)


Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise!

Posted by: Gomer at January 27, 2020 09:07 PM (2N7oZ)

287 Gomer Pyle is on. It's the episode when Ant Bee visits Gomer and sees him kissing Sgt Carter.
Posted by: Soothsayer

I have that on Blu-Ray. 3-D edition.

Posted by: Sen. Lindsey Graham (?) at January 27, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)

288 >>>Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?

'I Hate Trump' Is Irrelevant.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (LEikZ)

289 5- Schiff and Nadler are fucked.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (EKicJ)

290 the intellectual differential between the dems prosecution and the President's defense is almost unreal.

Shciff is thinking,... d'uh? I thought the plan was foolproof? Nadless is thinking... where are the bagels? Waters is thinking...Where am I???
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)
+++++++++++++
The President has wildly unfair advantage. He isn't constrained to use congressman to make his case.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (1qrtS)

291 274 Vino, vino, vino

-- Hillary in a nutshell
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:04 PM (786Ro)
---
Hillary would never fit into a nutshell.
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM (DuZls)

You spelled 'nutsack' wrong.

Posted by: Packing Pachyderm at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (Vy7tf)

292 Can't wait to hear Schiff's wormy, whiney response.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

He gets no rebuttal on the floor of the Senate - but it should never have gotten to the point where Alan Dershowitz had to save anyones bacon - this should have bee dismissed on day one without anyone given any speeches - McConnell could have spared the country what is about to come - a very tight and probably affirmative vote to have limited witnesses on the Dem side mostly with Murky Murk, Pierre Imbecilio and Corpse Collins providing the votes to this buffoonery.

Ugh - will the GOP ever learn to play this game?

Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (32YRo)

293 It's not against the law to be inept. That's for the voters to decided on at the next election.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 27, 2020 09:06 PM (VYwSh)


What a novel concept, why it is almost like Dershowitz thinks elections have consequences!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (BiNEL)

294 Any man can be a hero, until he proves himself an ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (2B9A/)

295
>>>Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?


Everything They Said Is Bullshit.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM (LEikZ)

296 Vote to convict and DIE!

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (nfcV2)

297 We're on a roller coaster (maybe a teeter totter?) but it's about to end.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

298 Suprise-Anal, Suprise-Anal, Suprise-Anal!

Posted by: Gomer at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (l3+k2)

299 269 Cipollone is messing-up. He should have said, "Thank you, Professor Dershowitz. The defense rests for today."
Posted by: Gref

Totally agree.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (91mOV)

300 Bolton apparently figured he was worth 2 Hunter Bidens.

Posted by: Fisher at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (+VO1z)

301 "...But I believe they are still responsible for this leak since Bolton's explosive book was sent to the leak-prone National Security Council..."

So why, exactly, is the NSC "leak-prone" still? I'm not kidding when I say these leakers and institutions need more than a decimation in the ranks. Decimation would be regarded only as a punishment for poor performance. That's not what we have here. Theirs is treasonous considering its mission. Decimation Plus is necessary to correct not poor performance but criminal (and anti-American) behavior.

The Swamp needs to be drained faster... harder.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (6eEQ+)

302 Gomer Pyle is on. It's the episode when Ant Bee visits Gomer and sees him kissing Sgt Carter.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 09:05 PM


Is that the one where Aunt Bee yells "I bet youre the kinda guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the g**-damn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" ?

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (786Ro)

303 It's not against the law to be inept.

James Buchanan, Woodrow Wilson, and Jimmah wave.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (JCrfD)

304 >>>Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?

Brawndo. It has got electrolytes.

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (uEbPt)

305 Can someone nutshell Dershowitz in five words?
-------
It's outrageous egregious preposterous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

If Papa Hemingway gave Senate testimony....

Posted by: Miklos. at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)

306 >>Everything They Said Is Bullshit.


Damn.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (5uY/L)

307 Mind if we dance with your dates?

Posted by: Mean Dude to House Managers at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (q1Pj5)

308 Is it really a surprise?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (2B9A/)

309

None of what Dersh said will change The Narrative.
None of what is said tomorrow will change The Narrative.

It's all up to the 53 Republican Shits and Roberts.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (CTuRB)

310 I need eye bleach. That John Bolton-Blasey-Ford picture cannot be forgotten.

Posted by: JAS at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (DBGf/)

311 Anyone who saw Dershowitz, it was worth waiting for. That is what history looks like. 100 years from now that speech will be replayed. Wow.

Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (UPTnH)

312 Who is your Daddy, Bitches?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (2B9A/)

313 Bolton apparently figured he was worth 2 Hunter Bidens.
Posted by: Fisher

Not like my Chelsea!

Posted by: *hic* at January 27, 2020 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

314 I'm old enough to remember when Lib Dems hated Bolton: warmonger.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/john-bomb-iran-bolton-the-new-warmonger-in-the-white-house

Posted by: scottst at January 27, 2020 09:11 PM (ojBxe)

315 Is it really a surprise?



For some it will be.

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:11 PM (zr5Kq)

316 This 5-word thing is brilliant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:11 PM (1qrtS)

317 That is what history looks like. 100 years from now that speech will be replayed. Wow.

Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (UPTnH)


But will it be taught in any law school?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

318 It's really hard to be civil at a time like this. The Democrats are playing footsie work a civil war. Or at least the balkanization of this country.

Posted by: Fisher at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (+VO1z)

319 Sad to say, but the quick end to this charade is now in the hands of Romney, Collins and Murkowski.

Congrats team! Once again, you have positioned yourself into the status of the key players in a national debate in the Senate, for your own benefit (Murkowski and Collins). Romney? Once again, you've beclowned yourself as an out-of-touch petty 3rd rater. Yes, you may have given yourself a point of leverage for behind the scenes grabbaggery for Utah, but come on man. Let me say once again, that I and many millions of other GOP voters despise you, to our very cores.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (DRgs8)

320 Boltin Bolton Friend Fred Fleitz Alleges Assholery

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (nfcV2)

321 Cippollone: Wow. That's gotta hurt, eh, Schiffy boy?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (q1Pj5)

322 >>None of what Dersh said will change The Narrative.
None of what is said tomorrow will change The Narrative.


The Narraative only means someting when the Narraators are well liked and trusted.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (5uY/L)

323 316
This 5-word thing is brilliant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:11 PM (1qrtS)


Hillary will never be President.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (TLxpZ)

324 Bolton apparently figured he was worth 2 Hunter Bidens.

Posted by: Fisher at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (+VO1z)


Just without the Porsches and strippers. But maybe the dildos.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (2N7oZ)

325 >>This 5-word thing is brilliant.


"Now go ass to ass."

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (5uY/L)

326 308 Is it really a surprise?

315 For some it will be.



For the otters it won't be.

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (786Ro)

327 Is that the one where Aunt Bee yells "I bet youre the kinda guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the g**-damn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" ?

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:09 PM (786Ro)

Man, you mean Sargent Carter calls Aunt Bee "Mary Jane Rotten Crotch?" Damn him...

Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (32YRo)

328 This Dershowitz guy sure tries to sound like he knows what he is talking about.


I have no idea if true or not, because I am dumber than a stump.


Yet, I am the 4th most senior member of my Democrat Party.

Is this a great country, or what???

Posted by: Senator Patty Murray at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (sy5kK)

329 Unconstitutional, unreasonable, misinterpreted, wrong, preposterous
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


THX.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (QLPEO)

330 I know it would take some serious programming but I read these comments and wish there was some way to "Like" the truly clever responses without just quoting them in further snark. With aliases I can't even determine who some of these commenters are, but some of their comments are EPIC!!!!

Posted by: MrObvious at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (5prN7)

331 But will it be taught in any law school?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

Will there still be law schools?

Not a lot of call for litigation when we are all jumping from Polar bear carcass to polar bear carcass, or something.

Now, colander face mask polish, there is an emerging market.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM (2B9A/)

332 bolton's car trunk is full of used dildos.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 09:14 PM (KP5rU)

333 "Put your dick in crazy"
Oh, wait...

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 27, 2020 09:14 PM (TLxpZ)

334 That Would Be Something is a cool McCartney song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:14 PM (PUmDY)

335 Boltin Bolton Friend Fred Fleitz Alleges Assholery
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Pithy. Also alliterative, but PITHY

Posted by: Hunter, doing Snow on Kilimanjaro at January 27, 2020 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)

336 But will it be taught in any law school?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (BiNEL)
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I doubt it. Even the somnambulating corpse of law we have now will gone by then. They'll paste Calvinball comic strips over the constitution and call it good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:14 PM (1qrtS)

337 I think Dershowitz just gave them an out.

The actions Trump is accused of in the articles are vague and unsupported by the Constitution, risk serious future damage to the country and to move forward any more would validate them.

Regardless of any validity of the truth of the actions claimed.

Thus, let the voters decide.

The key statement: "Regardless of how much you despise him, don't damage our country any further."

This is over.

He gave the wafflers an out.

Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (UPTnH)

338 Let me say once again, that I and many millions of other GOP voters despise you, to our very cores.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 09:12 PM (DRgs


I'm complicated. Willard is just an asshole.

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (2N7oZ)

339 Epstein Did Not Kill Himself.


I am amazed no one put this one in yet.

*nervous look*

Who are you people?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (2B9A/)

340 but it should never have gotten to the point where Alan Dershowitz had to save anyones bacon - this should have bee dismissed on day one without anyone given any speeches - McConnell could have spared the country what is about to come

Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 09:08 PM

But then we would have missed out on Dershowitz giving a hella awesome tutorial on the constitutional requirements for impeachment. And that was wicked good. He cited chapter and verse. There are people besides us watching this and saying wow! I didn't know that. And he gave some democrats the cover they need to aquit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (myjNJ)

341 "Put your dick in crazy"



Sadly, this is very common....

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)

342 Anyone who saw Dershowitz, it was worth waiting for. That is what history looks like. 100 years from now that speech will be replayed. Wow.
Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:10 PM (UPTnH)


Absolutely agree.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

343 Bolton must want another war.

Posted by: Joe Paw at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (/eoNJ)

344 With aliases I can't even determine who some of these commenters are, but some of their comments are EPIC!!!!
Posted by: MrObvious at January 27, 2020 09:13 PM


Search for hash

Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (786Ro)

345 There should have been fireworks over the Capitol after Dersh closed up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (fUKvD)

346 337. Hopefully. That is exactly why he was on the team.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 27, 2020 09:16 PM (svbBD)

347 Search for hash
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (786Ro)
+++++++++++
JackStraw can help!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:16 PM (1qrtS)

348 "Too clever by half" McConnell's move to deny recess appointments calibrated the turtle for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

349 I think Dershowitz just gave them an out.

The actions Trump is accused of in the articles are vague and unsupported by the Constitution, risk serious future damage to the country and to move forward any more would validate them.

Regardless of any validity of the truth of the actions claimed.

Thus, let the voters decide.

The key statement: "Regardless of how much you despise him, don't damage our country any further."

This is over.

He gave the wafflers an out.
Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (UPTnH)

Again, I completely concur and think this was a really good strategy.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

350 >>Search for hash
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM
+++++++++++
JackStraw can help!


Bring a Glove.

Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (5uY/L)

351
This is over.

He gave the wafflers an out.
Posted by: interested one at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (UPTnH)


Only if they choose to.


I don't see the Democrat from Utah to change his spots at this late date.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (sy5kK)

352 Bolton must want another war.

Posted by: Joe Paw at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (/eoNJ)


The ride never ends.

Posted by: John Bolton at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (2N7oZ)

353 "Even if a president -any president - were to demand a quid pro quo as a condition to sending aid to a foreign country ... that would not by itself constitute an abuse of power."

Also not an abuse of power: A president smoking out actual, provable corruption ESPECIALLY if it's coming from someone whose position would affect American governance and law.

That Biden is tied up into a corrupt process but cannot be investigated (even though he blatantly bragged about it for the world to see) is absurd. I'd be upset if Trump didn't go after the Bidens. AND I think he should still go after Clinton/Obama for the political coup they orchestrated.

Just because you ran for high office and continue to do so does not inoculate you from legitimate investigation. You don't get to walk the circuit with a Get Outta Jail Free card.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (6eEQ+)

354 I did not follow any of the trial, except Dershs' argument. I got to watch the best part.

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (zr5Kq)

355 Been going bat shat craycray all day. What did I miss?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (VcFUs)

356 "Put your dick in crazy"
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

"Specially if bitch got some crazy name like "Rielle".



*flips gorgeous hair*

Posted by: John Edwards at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

357 "Too clever by half" McConnell's move to deny recess appointments calibrated the turtle for me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (BiNEL)
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Next time the Senate recesses without recess, Trump should forcibly dismiss them. He could. What they're doing is exceptional and unusual.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (1qrtS)

358 Search for hash

hey man , Jackstraw has rights.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (nfcV2)

359
He gave the wafflers an out.
Posted by: interested one
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You say that as though they were listening, or care. Character and integrity are not elements of their collective persona.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (fUKvD)

360 Good evening Horde.

I suppose the impeachment stuff is still going on...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (TdMsT)

361 Also, what is up with Roberts' weird little hourglass-shaped plastic gavel? Doesn't the Chief Justice deserve a real, wooden gavel?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:19 PM (1qrtS)

362 I don't see the Democrat from Utah to change his spots at this late date.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (sy5kK)


Or underwear.

Posted by: He Who Walks Behind the Rows at January 27, 2020 09:19 PM (2N7oZ)

363 Good evening Horde.

I suppose the impeachment stuff is still going on...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (TdMsT)
++++++++++
Wrapped up for the night.

Watch Dershowitz' lecture. Worth it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:19 PM (1qrtS)

364 I question whether the 3 r's will exist in 100 years.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 09:19 PM (zlgJP)

365 Dershowitz effectively reminded these idiots that they are the caretakers of the greatest country in history and they better not f)& it up.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

366 I suppose the impeachment stuff is still going on...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 27, 2020 09:18 PM (TdMsT)

Breitbart has a good summary of Dersh defense.

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:20 PM (zr5Kq)

367 didn't know that. And he gave some democrats the cover they need to aquit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (myjNJ)

No one of us needed it - we already knew it and so did the Senate - we should have been talking about pitchers and catchers soon to report and the ineptitude of the Chinese with simple flu viruses - but here we are

Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 09:20 PM (32YRo)

368 Anyone here familar with copyright law?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

369 Not clever enough by .7071

Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (RuIsu)

370 {{{Ladyl}}}
You missed the post graduate course in Constitutional Impeachment Law conducted by Professor Dershowitz.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

371 Dershowitz effectively reminded these idiots that
they are the caretakers of the greatest country in history and they
better not f) it up.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

I don't think they care, love.

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (uEbPt)

372 355 Been going bat shat craycray all day. What did I miss?

The end of the world and salvation as it was offered....

Posted by: MrObvious at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (5prN7)

373 Note that everyone who was a regular on Red Eye back in the day appears to have turned out to be on the wrong side.

Posted by: artemis at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (AwPyG)

374 I suppose the impeachment stuff is still going on...
Posted by: Ladyl
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Dershowitz read them the Constitutional Riot Act.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (fUKvD)

375 Breitbart has a good summary of Dersh defense.
Posted by: runner

Dems are going with Four Corners

Posted by: zombie Dean Smith (UNC) at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

376 Juanita Broaddrick @atensnutSo many hated Bolton but Trump had faith in him and gave him a 2nd chance by appointing him as National Security Advisor.John Bolton is a pathetic dick!!!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (JoUsr)

377 >> lso, what is up with Roberts' weird little hourglass-shaped plastic gavel?

That's the official Senate gavel. There's a funny story behind that. The original gavel was an hourglass shape like that, which dated back to the Founding.

Nixon shattered it when he was VP. No joke.

The new gavel came from Indian Embassy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (f1Vqw)

378 The "out" is to vote against more witnesses because the charges are not valid, so witnesses testifying about those "charges" is a waste of time.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

379 Dang, I can't cut and paste a twatter post to save my life...

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (JoUsr)

380 Also, what is up with Roberts' weird little hourglass-shaped plastic gavel? Doesn't the Chief Justice deserve a real, wooden gavel?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:19 PM (1qrtS)


Only honest judges still use wooden gavels!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

381 Anyone here familar with copyright law?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (dUJdY)


I'm familiar with the subject.

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at January 27, 2020 09:23 PM (2N7oZ)

382 Just because you ran for high office and continue to do so does not inoculate you from legitimate investigation. You don't get to walk the circuit with a Get Outta Jail Free card.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel


Trump's running for office. They're still investigating him.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:23 PM (gR+IE)

383 And he gave some democrats the cover they need to aquit.



Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 09:15 PM (myjNJ)


Yes, he did. Whether they have the integrity to take it is much more in doubt.

Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 09:23 PM (T6t7i)

384 artemis: "Note that everyone who was a regular on Red Eye back in the day appears to have turned out to be on the wrong side."

Except Gutfeld.

Personnel needs to get its act together.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (6eEQ+)

385
Well, son. I remember the good, old days.

Must be nigh on 3-4 years ago, when every so-called conservative hadn't revealed themselves to be a dickweed of the first water.

Yessir, high times they were. When we were always chasing' after goals we good never quite achieve.

But, we'd get those Democrats next time, iff'n we only gave our side the Presidency and both House, then we'd see sumthin' by gum!

But, it was all a lie and everyone of those men we admired turned out to have feet of clay and souls of shit.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (9wmyx)

386 Anyone here familar with copyright law?
Posted by: Jewells45


ummm

Posted by: © Miklos at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)

387 That's the official Senate gavel. There's a funny story behind that. The original gavel was an hourglass shape like that, which dated back to the Founding.

Nixon shattered it when he was VP. No joke.

The new gavel came from Indian Embassy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (f1Vqw)
+++++++++++++
Huh. Now I know. That is a great little piece of trivia, which I will be filing away forever. I'm very popular at parties...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (1qrtS)

388 Not clever enough by .7071
Posted by: klaftern
--------

*face palm*

A EE.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (fUKvD)

389 Get Outta Jail Free card.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (6eEQ+)


That's 5 words.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 27, 2020 09:24 PM (Vy7tf)

390
The new gavel came from Indian Embassy.


Elizabeth Warren's people contributed much to this great nation.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (nfcV2)

391
I'm familiar with the subject.
Posted by: Vanilla Ice
----

Me too.

Posted by: John Lennon at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (fUKvD)

392 ladyl!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

393 Collins was very courageous during Cavanaugh hearings. We shalll see.

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (zr5Kq)

394 Anyone here familar with copyright law?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:21 PM (dUJdY)


No, not I.

Posted by: Ewe Toob at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12)

395 The new gavel came from Indian Embassy.


Elizabeth Warren's people contributed much to this great nation.
Posted by: deplorable unperson


That's 7-11, not Casino.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (gR+IE)

396 rickb223: "Trump's running for office. They're still investigating him."

Yep. And, dare I say, illegitimately. So Trump is still getting the short end of the stick even if the most minimal threshold is instituted.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (6eEQ+)

397 Love Kevin McCarthy calling out Romney!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (wiXsO)

398 The new gavel came from Indian Embassy.
Elizabeth Warren's people contributed much to this great nation.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (nfcV2)


That gavel was used in the ceremonial cracking of the prairie crab shells!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (BiNEL)

399 Dang, I can't cut and paste a twatter post to save my life...

Carefully paste the Tweet into Microsoft then post here.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (nfcV2)

400 That gavel was used in the ceremonial cracking of the prairie crab shells!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (BiNEL)
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WTF is a prairie crab?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:27 PM (1qrtS)

401 Im gonna give the Bolton leak the 48 hour treatment.

Still warm from the creeping Supreme bias against galactic injunctions.

Posted by: JEM at January 27, 2020 09:27 PM (C+kFQ)

402 Earlier in the day one of the defenders were going though the obvious nepotism of the Bidens' and their graft with Burisma. It wasn't much of a Trump defense but it DID clarify that "if you want to subpoena Bolton we're going after Biden" so the Dems' have shade to decline on the issue of subpoenas now. I'd give a left testical to see them subpoena Biden without Bolton now.

Posted by: MrObvious at January 27, 2020 09:27 PM (5prN7)

403 I kinda liked how Dershowitz ended with "If the Constitution don't fit, you must acquit."

Posted by: Miklos Cochran at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

404
Gomer Pyle is on. It's the episode when Ant Bee visits Gomer and sees him kissing Sgt Carter.

--

Lou Ann Poovie is going to be very upset.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (JoUsr)

405 Again, I completely concur and think this was a really good strategy.
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

I loved it when he turned to the House Managers and said that they had just brought the wrong charges.

Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (NgKpN)

406 WTF is a prairie crab?
Posted by: Joe Mannix



It's like those little gonni reahs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (gR+IE)

407 Carefully paste the Tweet into Microsoft then post here.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:26 PM (nfcV2)
++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/M_Lv6cHgnjo

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (1qrtS)

408 Dang, I can't cut and paste a twatter post to save my life...
------
Cut, paste here, copy converted text
https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (fUKvD)

409 386 Anyone here familar with copyright law?
Posted by: Jewells45

Just the basics.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

410 I'm familiar with the subject.

Posted by: Vanilla Ice

----



Me too.

Posted by: John Lennon at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (fUKvD)

Me too.

Posted by: George Harrison at January 27, 2020 09:29 PM (q1Pj5)

411 That Bolton Blasey-Ford picture made me think of that lead singer of Blackberry Smoke.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 09:29 PM (JoUsr)

412 Ooooooh. 'Concerned lifelong Republican' on CSPAN.

My ass.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:29 PM (fUKvD)

413 WTF is a prairie crab?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:27 PM (1qrtS)


You simply must read the crab salad recipe in the Pow Wow Chow Cookbook

Posted by: E "Two Dogs" Warren at January 27, 2020 09:30 PM (BiNEL)

414 Heh. Even CSPAN cut her off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:30 PM (fUKvD)

415 Gomer Pyle is on. It's the episode when Ant Bee visits Gomer and sees him kissing Sgt Carter.

-------------

Lou Ann Poovie is going to be very upset.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 09:28 PM (JoUsr)


Nah, she's knows.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2020 09:30 PM (hku12)

416 WTF are the Democrats doing?

Posted by: Concerned lifelong Democrat at January 27, 2020 09:30 PM (QLPEO)

417
Im gonna give the Bolton leak the 48 hour treatment.



Still warm from the creeping Supreme bias against galactic injunctions.

Posted by: JEM at January 27, 2020 09:27 PM (C+kFQ)


I'm pretty sure we can beat the rush and hate him now. He's had ample opportunity to call bull shit on this and hasn't.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 09:31 PM (2N7oZ)

418 "Two Dogs" Warren

lol ISWYDT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:31 PM (fUKvD)

419 "That's 7-11, not Casino"
Push start or pull start?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 09:31 PM (P+uW0)

420 Is that the one where Aunt Bee yells "I bet youre the kinda guy that
would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the g**-damn common
courtesy to give him a reach-around!" ?

I think so. It's the same one where she threatens to rip off his head and shit down his neck if doesn't unfuck himself, right?

Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 09:32 PM (K22Va)

421 WTF are the Democrats doing?
Posted by: Concerned lifelong Democrat
------

Destroying the country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 09:32 PM (fUKvD)

422 The new gavel came from Indian Embassy.
Posted by: publius

And that, kids, is why Constitutional analysis and support comes from the Bangalore Call Centre to this very day.

Now go to sleep.

Posted by: Uncle Miklos, not your first choice as babysitter at January 27, 2020 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

423 412 Ooooooh. 'Concerned lifelong Republican' on CSPAN.

My ass.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Is it JoeF?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 09:32 PM (PkVlr)

424 "WTF is a prairie crab?"

Known by the indians as "Wakkooputtikenichiwa" Hunted to extinction by the white man.

Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (Tnijr)

425 373 Note that everyone who was a regular on Red Eye back in the day appears to have turned out to be on the wrong side.
Posted by: artemis at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (AwPyG)


whatever happened to Bill Schultz?

he was always on the high side.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

426 413 WTF is a prairie crab?


50,000 Pure Prairie Leagues Under the Sea.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (Vy7tf)

427 I heard from a reliable source that you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (nfcV2)

428 @bennyjohnson
CNN's Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin: Pam Bondi "did an effective job of showing how sleazy the hiring of Hunter Biden was."

The only reason why he got "the job" is because he was the Vice President's son"

Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (wiXsO)

429 I love my Senator!

@HawleyMO 39 seconds ago

Dershowitz eviscerates the Dems' case tonight. They have not charged an impeachable offense or alleged impeachable conduct. Period. Let's vote

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (cF8AT)

430 1 dozen prairie crabs = 1 henway

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (q1Pj5)

431 Okay experts. I went thru this 3 years ago when I opened my Etsy shop. I had a cute little Disney charm bracelet. Another Etsy shop owner messaged me and told me I need to take it down because copyright infringement. I did a little research and what I found was yeah.. I could be sued. So I took it down. Then I put some Chiefs stuff up about a year later. More messaging.. I need to take it down. What I read and I may be wrong, is.. first they (I assume the NFL) has to issue a cease and desist.. they can't just sue you for say.. a million dollars. Second.. what about the millions of craft vendors that sell this stuff nationwide?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (dUJdY)

432 @384
Gutfeld was anti-trump for the run-up to the election. He changed his spots when he got his own show.

Posted by: artemis at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (AwPyG)

433 Bongiono just called Romney "mittens."

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (PkVlr)

434
The story of Tricky Dick breaking the gavel:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/qrmoq3e

Both the old and new are made of ivory. To be fair to Tricky Dick, the old gavel had deteriorated. They tried to shore it up with some silver plates on the ends.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:35 PM (f1Vqw)

435 I think so. It's the same one where she threatens to rip off his head and shit down his neck if doesn't unfuck himself, right?


Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 09:32 PM (K22Va)


Right or wrong I'm here to fight.
Unless you run away with fright
And if you wonder who I be,
it's me it's me, it's Ernest T

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at January 27, 2020 09:35 PM (2N7oZ)

436 "It's the same one where she threatens to rip off his head and shit down his neck if doesn't unfuck himself, right"

Yep, right after grabbing her crotch in cadence and opining on the temperature of Esquimaux poon

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 09:36 PM (P+uW0)

437 Then I put some Chiefs stuff up about a year later. More messaging.. I need to take it down.



just go with Chefs stuff then

Posted by: x at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (nFwvY)

438
Do y'all Remember Shark Attack Summer?

That frivolous time when all the news was about shark attacks and it seemed so frivolous and stupid, but that's all the news holes wanted to talk about

and then came 9-11.

This stupid impeachment foofaraw has exactly the same feel to me. Things are moving in the world - Chinese coronavirus, whatever - and all these Demotards can do is prance around with their fake outrage and it all seems so stupid and frivolous

and then comes what?

These mindless outrage clowns remind me of the party-goers in "The Masque of the Red Death".

Assholes.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (9wmyx)

439 Riffing off topic....
Flu season, natch, not so much from the media cept the Flu shot may be a dude this year....while over in the house of dis-representation "IMPEACH--IMPEACH--IMPEACH!!!

Nancy finally coughs up articles to the Senate (Where she knows full well her shit is Double-D-Grade grass...with other strains of biologically hazardous BULL.......yet coughs them up none the less thru her dentures

Articles hit the Senate and the Mouse Managers shoot their load for three days 24/7 MSM..now time for rebuttal for team Trump then it's ....butts what this?? A MAJOR CORONA VIRUS????!!!!!

HECK,PANIC>>>but THE CHILDREN....(While on the Senate Floor... live feed cut away) BUT WE HAVE CONFIRMED cases in ALL our major cities........meanwhile back in the Senate... floor. So the Chicoms question our efforts to control this... Maxine...back to you in L.A about the loss of Kobe.....


The DEEP DEEP DEPARDUE STATE

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (kFkpX)

440 Yep, right after grabbing her crotch in cadence and opining on the temperature of Esquimaux poon
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings



I've been told it's mighty cold.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (gR+IE)

441 Second.. what about the millions of craft vendors that sell this stuff nationwide?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (dUJdY)


Hello!

Posted by: Filipino Louis Vitton Vendors at January 27, 2020 09:38 PM (Vy7tf)

442 what about the millions of craft vendors that sell this stuff nationwide?
Posted by: Jewells45

It's like being pulled by the cops after being passed by three guys going faster.

"One at a time"

Be careful, there are also scammers who claim to be those they are not.

Also, copyright, trademark, and service mark are not exactly the same thing. Almost but not quite.

Posted by: Uncle Miklos, not a lawyer in your state or province at January 27, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

443 "Bongiono just called Romney "mittens."

The day he calls him "Cunk" my work here will be done.

Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 09:38 PM (Tnijr)

444 The story of Tricky Dick breaking the gavel:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/qrmoq3e

Both the old and new are made of ivory. To be fair to Tricky Dick, the old gavel had deteriorated. They tried to shore it up with some silver plates on the ends.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:35 PM (f1Vqw)
++++++++++++
Awesome, thank you. And yeah, I don't think Nixon is culpable but I'll bet there was some swearing. I wouldn't want to be the guy who broke a national heirloom.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:39 PM (1qrtS)

445 Riffing off topic....
Flu season, natch, not so much from the media cept the Flu shot may be a dude this year....while over in the house of dis-representation "IMPEACH--IMPEACH--IMPEACH!!!

Nancy finally coughs up articles to the Senate (Where she knows full well her shit is Double-D-Grade grass...with other strains of biologically hazardous BULL.......yet coughs them up none the less thru her dentures

Articles hit the Senate and the Mouse Managers shoot their load for three days 24/7 MSM..now time for rebuttal for team Trump then it's ....butts what this?? A MAJOR CORONA VIRUS????!!!!!

HECK,PANIC>>>but THE CHILDREN....(While on the Senate Floor... live feed cut away) BUT WE HAVE CONFIRMED cases in ALL our major cities........meanwhile back in the Senate... floor. So the Chicoms question our efforts to control this... Maxine...back to you in L.A about the loss of Kobe.....


The DEEP DEEP DEPARDUE STATE
Posted by: Nightwatch



I gots the Kung Flu from homemade stir fry.
F'n Chinese.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:39 PM (gR+IE)

446 50,000 Pure Prairie Leagues Under the Sea.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 27, 2020 09:33 PM (Vy7tf)


Nemo what you want to do?
I think I could stay with you
For a while, maybe longer if I do

Posted by: Zombie Jules Verne at January 27, 2020 09:40 PM (2N7oZ)

447 Awesome, thank you. And yeah, I don't think Nixon is
culpable but I'll bet there was some swearing. I wouldn't want to be
the guy who broke a national heirloom.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 09:39 PM (1qrtS)


You used up all the glue on purpose!

Posted by: Old Man Nixon at January 27, 2020 09:40 PM (q1Pj5)

448 Yep, right after grabbing her crotch in cadence and opining on the temperature of Esquimaux poon
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings



I've been told it's mighty cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (gR+IE)


Deep too.

Posted by: Confused Punchline at January 27, 2020 09:40 PM (hku12)

449 Aunt Bea was J. Edgar's fashion advisor.

Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 09:40 PM (RuIsu)

450 I don't know what I've been told...
Your mother was home when you left, you're right.

Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 09:41 PM (K22Va)

451
Bolton raped me!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2020 09:41 PM (w3OLr)

452
These mindless outrage clowns remind me of the party-goers in "The Masque of the Red Death".



Assholes.



Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2020 09:37 PM (9wmyx)

I always laugh when the main character in that one says "Sssssmmoooookkkiin!!!!"

But seriously everything you said is right on.

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:42 PM (uEbPt)

453 What I read and I may be wrong, is.. first they (I assume the NFL) has to issue a cease and desist.. they can't just sue you for say.. a million dollars. Second.. what about the millions of craft vendors that sell this stuff nationwide?
-----
The Trademark holder alerts Etsy of the infringement, Etsy will remove the offending item, at any time Etsy can close a shop, first, second, etc offense. The seller can be banned from ever opening another Etsy shop.
Charms, etc are sold for the creation of fan art, but, fan art can not be sold, it is for personal use, much as printed fabric is.
To sell a trademarked item you need to purchase a license from the holder.
Etsy has millions of intellectual property infringement on it's site and removes them as reported by the holder, but, that said, it is not a defense that will alleviate responsibility.
https://www.etsy.com/legal/ip/

Posted by: Alice McD at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (E+yET)

454 You used up all the glue on purpose!
Posted by: Old Man Nixon

You won't have Dick Nixon to stick in on anymore!

Posted by: Rich "Miklos" Little at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

455 373 Note that everyone who was a regular on Red Eye back in the day appears to have turned out to be on the wrong side.
Posted by: artemis at January 27, 2020 09:22 PM (AwPyG)

I prefer to think that Carrie Keagan's boobs are always on the right side of History!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (2B9A/)

456 Everyone is holding back waiting for the ONT to go up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (gR+IE)

457
I'm having thoughts about a "special gavel" for Sen. Kyrsten Sinema and the new senator from Georgia.

I imagine Sen. Sinema could "bust a gavel" if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (f1Vqw)

458 Bolton raped me!


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2020 09:41 PM (w3OLr)


If he was a Republican the Dems would already have half a dozen prog women lined up to testify against him.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (2N7oZ)

459 Kayleigh McEnany is definitely on the right side. And hot as f*ck.

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (uEbPt)

460 393 Collins was very courageous during Cavanaugh hearings. We shalll see.
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:25 PM (zr5Kq)

There is zero chance of Collins voting for witnesses. Trump is her only chance of getting re-elected to the Senate, and she knows if she shivs him, they're staying home on Election Day.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (m2EfB)

461 F'n Chinese.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:39 PM (gR+IE)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 50 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire country of China. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sneeze, maggot. The sneeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Posted by: Dr. Woo at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (sdctx)

462 Hey, we're walking!

Posted by: Russell at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (q1Pj5)

463
Baseball... baseball... baseball...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (w3OLr)

464 "Everyone is holding back waiting for the ONT to go up."

Tantric posting. Better get a mop!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (P+uW0)

465 Whom would Aunt Bea scream at?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:45 PM (PUmDY)

466 Everyone is holding back waiting for the ONT to go up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (gR+IE)


Nope, already shot my wad with the Ernest T Bass sock.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 27, 2020 09:45 PM (2N7oZ)

467 >>>431

This seems to cover the basics:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rz6rup9

Posted by: banana Dream at January 27, 2020 09:45 PM (bg4sf)

468 Would that be a double ended gavel, publius?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (P+uW0)

469
I imagine Sen. Sinema could bust the new gavel using it for Kegels.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (f1Vqw)

470 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 50 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire country of China. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sneeze, maggot. The sneeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Posted by: Dr. Woo



Cock sucka Wu.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (gR+IE)

471 Would have been better nic'd as 'Kung Flu'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (2B9A/)

472 Flu season, natch, not so much from the media cept the Flu shot may be a dude this year.

Gender fluid diseases are the worst.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (nfcV2)

473
Dr. Woo, could you please become sexually transmitted?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (w3OLr)

474 http://bit.ly/3aK9uci
*******
Elizabeth Warren's Daughter Amelia Piggybacked off Mom to Cash In on Corporate Contracts

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (BqBId)

475 Posted by: Dr. Woo at January 27, 2020 09:44 PM (sdctx)

Are you with me Doctor Wu
Are you really just a shadow
Of the man that I once new
Are you crazy are you high
Or just an ordinary guy
Have you done all you can do
Are you with me Doctor

Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (NiXyF)

476 Everyone is holding back waiting for the ONT to go up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:43 PM (gR+IE)

tease and denial games leads to ruined postings

Posted by: Oh Yeah! at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (q1Pj5)

477 431 Okay experts. I went thru this 3 years ago when I opened my Etsy shop. I had a cute little Disney charm bracelet. Another Etsy shop owner messaged me and told me I need to take it down because copyright infringement. I did a little research and what I found was yeah.. I could be sued. So I took it down. Then I put some Chiefs stuff up about a year later. More messaging.. I need to take it down. What I read and I may be wrong, is.. first they (I assume the NFL) has to issue a cease and desist.. they can't just sue you for say.. a million dollars. Second.. what about the millions of craft vendors that sell this stuff nationwide?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (dUJdY)

I'm not aware of any requirement to issue a cease and desist letter before a copyright owner can sue someone for infringement under Title 17 of the United States Code, which governs federal copyright laws. A copyright owner can sue for damages, seek an injunction, and pursue other forms of relief. As a general matter, "but everyone else is doing it" is probably not going to help much.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

478 1 dozen prairie crabs = 1 henway

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2020 09:34 PM (q1Pj5)

*******

What's a henway?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 27, 2020 09:48 PM (k/lpA)

479
$29, same as in town!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2020 09:49 PM (w3OLr)

480 What's a henway?
Posted by: Truck Monkey


About three pounds.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:49 PM (gR+IE)

481 The Eagles Hotel California show is 3 plus hours according to the Vegas reviewcs. Stoked.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:49 PM (PUmDY)

482 Would have been better nic'd as 'Kung Flu'.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 09:46 PM (2B9A/)


Everybody was Kung Flu fighting!
Well, except for the Chicoms, which are just dumping them all in a hole in the ground.

Posted by: If WHO could actually tell the truth at January 27, 2020 09:49 PM (2N7oZ)

483 "What's a henway"

12 prairie crabs. sheesh.

Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2020 09:49 PM (Tnijr)

484 I did SARS working ER as a nurse... should backtrack THAT political connection.....now I'm thinking

I did MERS working ER as a nurse... ditto on the backtrack...

So I'm like.......show me stacks of bodies wrapped in white plastic on the loading docks of major hospitals in the US and maybe I'll think about bugging out then......

fer schnozzle you MSM CRETIN WHORES...once again.

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 27, 2020 09:50 PM (kFkpX)

485 "What's a henway?"

About a dikfer.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 27, 2020 09:50 PM (P+uW0)

486 Everybody was Kung Flu fighting!
Well, except for the Chicoms, which are just dumping them all in a hole in the ground.
Posted by: If WHO could actually tell the truth



Evlybody was Kung Flu fighting
Those cats were sick and frightening

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 09:50 PM (gR+IE)

487 Life in the Fast Lane

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:50 PM (PUmDY)

488 "What's a henway?"


Baseball park in Boston.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 09:51 PM (l3+k2)

489 What's a henway?

About a buck tree eighty.

Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 09:51 PM (K22Va)

490 You know what you can get for $29?

A decent hotel room about 20 years ago.

Now you get shit for $75.

Never mind me just ranting.

Posted by: Concerned lifelong Democrat at January 27, 2020 09:52 PM (QLPEO)

491 Thanks Banana dream. I think I understand it. Sucks to be me right now

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2020 09:52 PM (dUJdY)

492 As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA
and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the
sneeze, maggot.


Mom?

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:52 PM (nfcV2)

493 tease and denial games leads to ruined postings


Posted by: Oh Yeah! at January 27, 2020 09:47 PM (q1Pj5)

Someone once posted here that she did this for a living. I'm not making that up. It's seared into my hippocampus.

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:53 PM (LTAWK)

494 Sock...I hate you.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 09:53 PM (QLPEO)

495 What's a henway?





20 bucks, same as in town

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)

496 489 What's a henway?

About a buck tree eighty.
Posted by: dartist at January 27, 2020 09:51 PM (K22Va)

Same as in town.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 09:54 PM (1CjJc)

497 She seems nice.

Posted by: ALH at January 27, 2020 09:55 PM (A7tBu)

498 Someone once posted here that she did this for a living. I'm not making that up. It's seared into my hippocampus.


Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 09:53 PM (LTAWK)


You know who this helps?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 27, 2020 09:55 PM (2N7oZ)

499 A henway is approximately 45 Ojibways.

Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2020 09:55 PM (QLPEO)

500 Don't be a lib pussy

Post NOW and sacrifice your best stuff BEFORE the ONT!!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 27, 2020 09:55 PM (kFkpX)

501 Nood ONT Ho!

Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2020 09:56 PM (NiXyF)

502 That beach 'stache is indelible in my hippocampii.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 09:56 PM (1CjJc)

503 Boltin Bolton's Buddy Torches Tell-All , Damns Dishonesty

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 09:56 PM (nfcV2)

504 >>Whom would Aunt Bea scream at?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Goober when he had her bent over the fender of her old FORD.

Posted by: Aviator at January 27, 2020 09:57 PM (2cuLk)

505 What the hell is in John Bolton's hippocampus?

Posted by: Lex at January 27, 2020 09:57 PM (MXDkE)

506 he's gone is pretty awesome

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 27, 2020 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

507 Can a publisher PR team release info from a book that hasn't been declassified?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2020 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

508 Pure Prairie League

Say the magic word and win the dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPyBGQtpTCo

Posted by: Braenyard at January 27, 2020 10:00 PM (RKPlw)

509 Bolton defied law and betrayed the American people to help Obama get healthcare passed. Now Bolton timely betrays the President.
I say, Bolton doesn't get three strikes of betrayal, expunge him NOW ! He is typhoid mary/Judas Iscariot ! Treat him like the plague.

Posted by: ron n. at January 27, 2020 10:01 PM (om5HK)

510 He is possibly, a Jilted Geo-Political Man Lover..who took the bedroom talk outside one day...and became justly Jilted....and now is a bitter.....but pray thee...could be just more vile re-direct from the satan (small "d") formerly known as the demoncrates to prey upon our better angels....with their vile lies ment to disrupt us......thus

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 27, 2020 10:09 PM (kFkpX)

511 But if he has gone to the dark side?

A demoncrate kamikaze???? He will never extract himself from the swamp.....think "La Brea Tar Pits"

forever encased.

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 27, 2020 10:22 PM (kFkpX)

512 Folks, it is a Set Up. Bolton did not turn against Trump. Think about it: The call between Trump and Ukraine, immediately moved to secured server, leak about a perfectly good phone call from the NSC, leaks to Schiff, comes out in the media, calls for investigations, accusations, conversation released, leakers self identify. Now just think of the Bolton book in the same light: How did it get leaked? NSC, one man immediately walked off the grounds (the new leaker). . . It is following the same script, another leaker found, media goes nuts and how embarrassing will it be when Bolton testifies? Bolton was the National Security Advisor for Go'd sake! He'd be dead if he really leaked the book. His career would be forever over. He is not beyond helping to clean out the rats nest at NSC and embarrassing the dems and media. . . Set Up. . . again.

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