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Democrat Tries to Quote Bible

It's quite a ride.



Posted by: Ace at 02:59 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2020 03:00 PM (4thlk)

2 First?

Posted by: JTB at January 27, 2020 03:00 PM (7EjX1)

3 Hai Hai

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 27, 2020 03:00 PM (Vy7tf)

4
"He cannot say the E Pleb Neesta for surely his tongue will turn to fire!"


- - Cloud William

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:00 PM (zBaqJ)

5 So close.

Posted by: JTB at January 27, 2020 03:01 PM (7EjX1)

6 Is that Mr. Softee?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2020 03:01 PM (McuK3)

7 It's a bad as Buttigieg how important Kobe was off the field.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2020 03:01 PM (4thlk)

8 Jesus said, suffer the little Cesar's

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 27, 2020 03:02 PM (vPKfA)

9
"And the clod groped three times..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:02 PM (zBaqJ)

10 Wow

Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (NgKpN)

11 Something, something, the Bible, something, the truth!

Got it. Makes sense to me.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (J9wxX)

12 7 It's a bad as Buttigieg how important Kobe was off the field.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2020 03:01 PM (4thlk)


He made Kominsky field what it is today...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (zBaqJ)

13 Mike Ditka looks like hell.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (myjNJ)

14 I would be more impressed if he quoted it in Pig Latin.

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (vkS2Z)

15 He sounds like the high school kid who obviously didn't read the chapters for English class and was called on by the teacher to explain what happened.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (x2wJm)

16 God, what a halfwit. And these people want to rule us.

Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (T6t7i)

17 Klatu verata Necktie!

Posted by: Ashe. at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (NgKpN)

18 I watched this live and my only thought was Carper has a brain injury.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (ZLI7S)

19 He didn't study his memo handout properly beforing running to find a camera.

You can tell he read it, he just didn't properly commit it to memory.

Posted by: Biergood at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (yb6r+)

20 Only Greta Sundberg can save the USA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (qM84C)

21 "It's a bad as Buttigieg how important Kobe was off the field."



It's as bad as Buttigieg telling us how important was off the field.

Good grief, I can't write.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (4thlk)

22

Shema Yisro-fail...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (zBaqJ)

23 Regarding witnesses, shouldn't Trump be able to call anyone in his defense?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (4e+hS)

24 And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me? He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (cAKts)

25 I was laughing when I heard this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (vEIlU)

26 8 Jesus said, suffer the little Cesar's

___


. . . to bring the pizza unto Me?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (k4dH2)

27 Blessed are the cheesmakers

Posted by: SH at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (sX1BW)

28 If this guy had a confab with Biden and Pelosi, they'd be there for months trying to say hello.

Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (T6t7i)

29 Not surprising that a member of the party of child murder is unfamiliar with the Word

Posted by: Jmel at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (OeWgo)

30 I would be more impressed if he quoted it in Pig Latin.
Posted by: kathysaysso

1:1 In-ay e-thay eginning-bay Od-gay eated-cray e-thay eaven-hay
and-ay e-thay earth-ay.
1:2 And-ay e-thay earth-ay as-way ithout-way orm-fay, and-ay
oid-vay; and-ay arkness-day as-way upon-ay e-thay ace-fay of-ay
e-thay eep-day. And-ay e-thay Irit-spay of-ay Od-gay oved-may
upon-ay e-thay ace-fay of-ay e-thay aters-way.
1:3 And-ay Od-gay aid-say, Et-lay ere-thay e-bay ight-lay: and-ay
ere-thay as-way ight-lay.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (Y4EXg)

31 Also in the bible (little b, not big)

Do unto others, then split.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (z79tQ)

32 Top foudy fy

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (UrIEq)

33 28 If this guy had a confab with Biden and Pelosi, they'd be there for months trying to say hello.
Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (T6t7i)


Monty Python "Twit of the Year" sketch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:05 PM (zBaqJ)

34

another idiot in front of the camera, is what I thought when I heard this

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:05 PM (vEIlU)

35 Even the devil can quote scripture to serve his own purposes - maybe not well, but ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 03:05 PM (zlgJP)

36 He clearly understands his role in the Biden seat of the Senate.

Posted by: so saith Miklos, yea verily at January 27, 2020 03:05 PM (QzkSJ)

37

he needed help and no one gave him a life line

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:05 PM (vEIlU)

38 "It's as bad as Buttigieg telling us how important was off the field."



I still f'ed up, I give up, I just can't write today.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2020 03:05 PM (4thlk)

39 He's lucky didn't burst into flame.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2020 03:06 PM (phyXb)

40 23 Regarding witnesses, shouldn't Trump be able to call anyone in his defense?
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 27, 2020 03:04 PM (4e+hS)

Nope, Senate rules say that he can ask, but 51 Senators have to vote yes to actually hear the witness.

Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 03:06 PM (NgKpN)

41 And Xinping begat Moses, who begat Jehosaphat, that turd, who begat Bocephus, who begat Don Lemon....

Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 03:06 PM (T6t7i)

42 Carper looked like he was in the middle of a stroke in that interview this morning.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 03:06 PM (1CjJc)

43 LOL!
[insert a classic Kurt Schlicter (paraphrasing)"You do not get to use my values to destroy me" tweet ]

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 03:06 PM (bDqIh)

44 39 He's lucky didn't burst into flame.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2020 03:06 PM (phyXb)


"Been there, done that."

- - Belloch, from Raiders of the Lost Ark

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:06 PM (zBaqJ)

45 I still f'ed up, I give up, I just can't write today.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 27, 2020 03:05 PM (4thlk)


Keep at it. It never stopped me

Posted by: Steven King at January 27, 2020 03:06 PM (z79tQ)

46 For the fruit of the poisonous trees of Moab did timber in the valley and Jesus said my vineyards are in the safe lands of Onan.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 27, 2020 03:07 PM (vPKfA)

47 And then Jesus said ......

San Dimas High School football rules!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 03:07 PM (ZLI7S)

48 39 He's lucky didn't burst into flame.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2020 03:06 PM (phyXb)

Its why he got tongue tied.

Mouth started to burn, so he said something else.

Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 03:07 PM (NgKpN)

49 And Jesus did say, "Don't take care of your neighbor directly. Vote for a government to use the threat of force to take money from people you don't like, lose most of it in the process, and then place your poor neighbor into a cycle of poverty that they will never escape. Amen."

I remember it from Sunday School.

Or a fever dream version of Life of Brian.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:07 PM (zZbCU)

50 By their pronouns shall you know them!

Posted by: SJWPCLGBTQ Police at January 27, 2020 03:07 PM (OUkUA)

51 Fittieth?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 27, 2020 03:07 PM (BeYX8)

52 Bi- Ble been, berry berry good to me.
-/dem

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 03:07 PM (CGB5H)

53 a commiecrat trying to quote the bible? shouldn't he have been struck by lightning? to fuque?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:07 PM (KP5rU)

54 Suffer the little children to come unto me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 27, 2020 03:07 PM (sWM8x)

55 39
He's lucky didn't burst into flame.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


I thought exactly that as the Dems had to say the Pledge of Allegiance at 1300.

Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (T6t7i)

56 He clearly understands his role in the Biden seat of the Senate.

------------

I thought you got hair plugs after 4 years in the Biden seat?

Posted by: SH at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (sX1BW)

57 Jesus said, suffer the little Cesar's
Posted by: RoyalOil


Like when they are out of pepperoni?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (gR+IE)

58 And the angel broke the second seal;
And I looked, and #OrangeManBad was within

Posted by: DemoRevelations at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

59

...And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour, and so, the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath, by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (zBaqJ)

60 Jeesh, during break, Barrasso and Braun took questions from the press. The "reporters" were openly hostile and virtually attacking the Senators. Just wow.

Posted by: WisRich at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (G0vdT)

61
Tom Carper is more proof that Delaware sends its idiots to Washington. You're welcome.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (pNxlR)

62 bwahahaha


Fred Fleitz @FredFleitz
·
20m
Below is my new op-ed on Ambassador Bolton's forthcoming book. I wrote this with a very heavy heart.


Fred Fleitz: Ambassador Bolton, withdraw your book

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (vEIlU)

63 It's almost as if they randomly typed English words into a "Bible Meme Generator".

The output is anything *but* Scripture.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (QzJWU)

64 Wow. That was edifying.

I learned something today, Congressman. Thank you.

MEANWHILE... did you guys see Po' Hunter getting out of a luxury car with his Shiny New Wife/Mother in NYC? $100K car, Waldorf-Astoria...can't pay child support

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (Rarvo)

65 Jesus wept.

...with tears of laughter over such a lame spectacle.

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (SUJyY)

66 Quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail would have made more sense then that clown from Delaware:

Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries !!!!!!

Posted by: James at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (qM84C)

67 What I got out of the good Senator's words was:

"I am the egg man, I am the walrus."

Or something to that effect.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (Y4EXg)

68 PROTESTANTS!!!
There they go again making shit up.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (lMn1U)

69 "There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before..."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (BeYX8)

70 did he say Book of Jesus?

Posted by: x at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (nFwvY)

71 With Great Power Come Great Responsibility.

Parker 3:16

Posted by: Democrats quote the Bible at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (G2zl5)

72 41 And Xinping begat Moses, who begat Jehosaphat, that turd, who begat Bocephus, who begat Don Lemon....
Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 03:06 PM (T6t7i)

but verily, Bosephus being a Righteous Southern Dude, did proceed to beat the Lemon about the head and shoulders, with an object which was blunt.

And the people saw, and there was great rejoicing!

Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

73 54 Suffer the little children to come unto me.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 27, 2020 03:07 PM (sWM8x)


Or come on them...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (zBaqJ)

74 You'd think a Dim like this would have been able to remember a Bible verse about fruits.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (k4dH2)

75 Totes assclown.

Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (2Mnv1)

76 Tom Carper is more proof that Delaware sends its idiots to Washington. You're welcome.


I mean... it's Delaware. Those might just be the cream of the crop!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (Rarvo)

77 O yee of little sense or virtue,
stand not next to anything metal
in the next storm.

Posted by: Proverbs - for Idiots at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (b5iML)

78 68 PROTESTANTS!!!
There they go again making shit up.
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (lMn1U)

==========

"Martin Luther said I could do it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (zZbCU)

79 That sound you hear is Jesus drumming his fingers on the desk- and he's not amused...

Posted by: Marcus T at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (VpIIl)

80 For the fruit of the poisonous trees of Moab did timber in the valley and Jesus said my vineyards are in the safe lands of Onan.
Posted by: RoyalOil



Praise be to generators.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (gR+IE)

81 I just whipped your ass.

Austin 3:16

Posted by: Democrats quote the Bible at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (G2zl5)

82 lots of begat's going on all up in here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (KP5rU)

83 8 Jesus said, suffer the little Cesar's

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 27, 2020 03:02 PM (vPKfA)

That's the highlight of the night. Works on so many levels, and at comment eight no less.

Posted by: trev006 at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (OIinY)

84 59

...And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour, and so, the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath, by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:08 PM (zBaqJ)

Inshallah. Kwanza. Shalom.

Posted by: Someguy at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (0K0ay)

85 The book of James?

For fuck's sake, this idiot would have been more believable if he'd tried to quote the Gospel of Judas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (Ki5SV)

86 "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,
no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the
number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count,
neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five
is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached,
then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe,
who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Posted by: Sen. Carper at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (T6t7i)

87 And Jesus said

EMPEACH FOADDY FI!

Posted by: MAXINE WATTERS' HAIR at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (d7Ww2)

88 Give all your shit to Caesar and he will decide if you get any back.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (1g7ch)

89 and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (CGB5H)

90 Love thy Neighbors... Wife If she is a looker

Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (6XlcD)

91 That bible verse actually came from the Book of Brian.

Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (2Mnv1)

92 86 "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,
no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the
number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count,
neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five
is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached,
then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe,
who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Posted by: Sen. Carper at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (T6t7i)

=========

1, 2, 5!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (zZbCU)

93 Something about I knew you when you were in your mother's womb, and it was ok to kill you then, but now that you are out, I guess I'm not suppossed to.

Posted by: SH at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (sX1BW)

94 The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one.


Khan 2:43

Posted by: Democrats quote the Bible at January 27, 2020 03:11 PM (G2zl5)

95 Tom Elliott @tomselliott

@JoeBiden , today in Cedar Falls, Iowa, is once again threatening to "punch" Trump



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:11 PM (vEIlU)

96 God, what a halfwit. And these people want to rule us.
Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 03:03 PM (T6t7i)


Correction: they do rule you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 03:11 PM (Ki5SV)

97 91 That bible verse actually came from the Book of Brian.
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (2Mnv1)

=========

"You need to learn to think for yourselves!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:11 PM (zZbCU)

98 And the angel broke the second seal;
And I looked, and the
Posted by: DemoRevelations



scotch was a blend.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 03:11 PM (gR+IE)

99 And the witnesses did come, by two's and three's, not one had heard a word, but all did testify they knew his heart.
And Jesus wept.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 27, 2020 03:11 PM (vPKfA)

100 If only Jesus was here.

We could do with a bit of wine right now with this headache of a show.

Posted by: Delaforce at January 27, 2020 03:11 PM (NLtjD)

101 And lo sayeth the lord, verily man lies down with horse and pig, he willith inherit the vexations of lamneth.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 27, 2020 03:11 PM (GhpHo)

102 Consider the lilies. Have they got jobs?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 27, 2020 03:11 PM (19g6/)

103 "4
"He cannot say the E Pleb Neesta for surely his tongue will turn to fire!"


- - Cloud William

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:00 PM (zBaqJ)
"



LOL, JJ !

I need to watch that episode until I can remember the best lines.

Title ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 03:12 PM (zlgJP)

104 95 Tom Elliott @tomselliott

@JoeBiden , today in Cedar Falls, Iowa, is once again threatening to "punch" Trump


Must have gotten away from his handlers again

Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2020 03:12 PM (6XlcD)

105 why does anyone even listen to these goons anymore?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:12 PM (d7Ww2)

106 Oh man I would have liked to see those reporters off camera.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 03:12 PM (hmgiv)

107 103 LOL, JJ !

I need to watch that episode until I can remember the best lines.

Title ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 03:12 PM (zlgJP)


Omega Glory. And actually Cloud William didn't say that bit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:12 PM (zBaqJ)

108 "Once the number three, being the third number, be reached,

then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe,

who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Posted by: Sen. Carper at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (T6t7i)

KNIGHTS:Amen

ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!

GALAHAD:
Three, sir!

ARTHUR:
Three!

Makes more sense than the dems' impeachment follies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 03:12 PM (1CjJc)

109 and Comey begat Mueller, and Mueller begat Schiff, and Schiff begat

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

110 did the Dem burst in flames when doing so?

Posted by: henry at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (JMDly)

111 Mitt Romney defends and defers to Bolton because, in Mitt's mind, Bolton is his SecDef when he becomes president after Trump is removed...

Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (CqE5x)

112 It's Trump who's the ignorant boor about Christian matters, you see. Because he said "2 Corinthians" when citing an actual Bible verse.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (CGB5H)

113 From now on , I wish to be called

Loretta!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (d7Ww2)

114 why does anyone even listen to these goons anymore?

We need witnesses, that's why!

Posted by: Mittens aka Pierre at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (6XlcD)

115 Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing

Posted by: Formerly the Knights who say Ni at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (SUJyY)

116 101
And lo sayeth the lord, verily man lies down with horse and pig, he willith inherit the vexations of lamneth.



Bats and snakes are right out!

Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (T6t7i)

117 Now that we're past 100 comments ...

OT - great news! (Don't know if anyone has mentioned this previously)

"A divided Supreme Court on Monday allowed the Trump administration to put in place a policy connecting the use of public benefits with whether immigrants could become permanent residents.

The new policy can be used to deny green cards to immigrants over their use of public benefits including Medicaid, food stamps and housing vouchers, as well as other factors.

The justices' order came by a 5-4 vote and reversed a ruling from the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York that had kept in a place a nationwide hold on the policy following lawsuits that have been filed against it.

The court's four liberal justices, Stephen Breyer, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor, would have prevented the policy from taking effect."

https://tinyurl.com/vyc32vu (goes to DM)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

118 JoeBiden , today in Cedar Falls, Iowa, is once again threatening to "punch" Trump

Trump should tweet his schedule back at Gropey Joe, and end it with "pick a day, grandpa."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (Ki5SV)

119 111 Mitt Romney defends and defers to Bolton because, in Mitt's mind, Bolton is his SecDef when he becomes president after Trump is removed...
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (CqE5x)


There isn't a flaming sack of horse shit big enough to fling at that fucking rat bastard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (zBaqJ)

120 I know we should direct our fire at the Left but Corinthians Two still cracks me up.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (5t7Yo)

121 Poor Ed.

Holding in gut laughs like that can lead to a hernia...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (wtvvX)

122 Inshallah

If there's an Inshallah, is there an Outshallah ?

If not, doesn't the Inshallah get crowded ?

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (arJlL)

123 Willowed:


422
Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".


This clip should be on every Republican ad.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 03:09 PM (ufFY

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (ufFY8)

124 90
Love thy Neighbors... Wife If she is a looker

Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (6XlcD)

Isn't there a Jimmy Buffet lyric in there somewhere?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (hmgiv)

125 thou shalt not commit obstruction of Congress.

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

126 Thou shalt not talketh merely the talk, but verily shalt thou also walketh the walk. For as of old, they that talketh and yea hither do not walketh shalt they be forsaken.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (m45I2)

127 And the Lord said unto the widow, "Woman, get out of here with your mite. Don't you know I'm gonna tax the rich so hard? You gonna get paid, playa!"

Posted by: bonhomme at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (9t0Zz)

128

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11

Hunter Biden was spotted leaving his $130,000+ Porsche Panerama GTS in Manhattan, heading to lunch at the Waldorf Astoria---a five star hotel

...All while being sued for not paying child support.

If his last name were Trump I feel like this would be a much larger story


reply by Jr.

Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr

I'm pretty' s here they would not let that slide if it was me.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (vEIlU)

129 Cant quote the Bible, Cant quote the Constitution. Can quote the party line. Thats all folks.

Posted by: morigu at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (0wMcV)

130 117 The court's four liberal justices, Stephen Breyer, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor, would have prevented the policy from taking effect."

https://tinyurl.com/vyc32vu (goes to DM)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

===========

Breyer should retire, and Sotomayor should decide to spend more time with the last of her unclogged arteries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (zZbCU)

131 He tried to quote James?

Not many of us should presume to be teachers, by brothers, for we know that teachers will be judged more harshly.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (yL25O)

132 And Jesus spoke: Raise taxes, ban all arms except those that belong to government goon squads, impeach and remove your orange hewed brethren, and a child does not become a human being in the eyes of the lord until the age of 9 so abort away!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (JRaU+)

133 You shall cut down the mightiest tree in the forest, with . . . an herring.

Posted by: now that's a line at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (IEJYg)

134 Romani ite domum

Posted by: Brian at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM (CLteG)

135 I am reminded by a bible verse that I used to read in my youth for inspiration. "The meek shall inherit the Earth."

This, of course, refers to Edwin Milhouse Meek III, who quite correctly is a huge proponent of globalization.

Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM (NmSoA)

136
The Book of Corinthians Leathers...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM (zBaqJ)

137 Mathew 12:36

But I tell you that everyone will have to give account on the day of judgment for every empty word they have spoken

...even ones that are unintelligibly mumbled.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM (VpIIl)

138 122
Inshallah



If there's an Inshallah, is there an Outshallah ?



If not, doesn't the Inshallah get crowded ?

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (arJlL)

Garbage inshallah, garbage outshallah.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM (1CjJc)

139 JoeBiden , today in Cedar Falls, Iowa, is once again threatening to "punch" Trump

Trump should tweet his schedule back at Gropey Joe, and end it with "pick a day, grandpa."


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (Ki5SV)

Or, tell him to meet him on SMACKDOWN!!! LOSER LEAVES TOWN

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM (wtvvX)

140 I did not have sexual relations with that woman.


Clinton 4:69

Posted by: Democrats quote the Bible at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM (G2zl5)

141 1, 2, 5!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:10 PM (zZbCU)

God: Arthur, Arthur... king of the Britons. Oh don't grovel! One thing I can't stand is people grovelling.

Arthur: Sorry!

God: And don't apologize. Every time I try to apologize, it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy.' What are you doing now?

Arthur: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord.

God: Well don't! It's like those miserable psalms, so depressing. Knock it out.

Arthur: Yes Lord!

God: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your knights of the round table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.

Arthur: Good idea, oh Lord.

God: God, it's a good idea!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM (x2wJm)

142 131 He tried to quote James?

Not many of us should presume to be teachers, by brothers, for we know that teachers will be judged more harshly.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (yL25O)


He should've stuck to quoting the Giant Peach.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM (zBaqJ)

143 I needed a laugh

Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM (6XlcD)

144 John: Love Me Tender.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM (14Kss)

145 The greedy shall become richeth but the meek shall inherit the loaves and fishes.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 03:16 PM (hmgiv)

146 Summon the little children unto my hairy golden calf muscles.

Posted by: Joey Bibleden at January 27, 2020 03:16 PM (w0uGQ)

147 "Seek, and ye shall find a righteous leaker to to do your dirty work"
Book of Traitor

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 03:16 PM (bDqIh)

148 why does anyone even listen to these goons anymore?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:12 PM (d7Ww2)
........

My brother told me on Sunday: "Schiif is a patriot!"
I shit you not.

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

149 Michael...Bolton?

Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 03:16 PM (RuIsu)

150 The Book of James?

Like James Comey?

That Book of James?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 03:16 PM (m45I2)

151 By your slurred speech, so shall ye be known to hit the sauce.

Posted by: Stuff Zarathustra Spoke at January 27, 2020 03:16 PM (nFwvY)

152 LOL, JJ !

I need to watch that episode until I can remember the best lines.

Title ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 03:12 PM (zlgJP)

Omega Glory

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 27, 2020 03:16 PM (cAKts)

153 no human can tame the tongue. it is a restless evil, fully of deadly poison...

Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 03:16 PM (yL25O)

154 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".
________________

Of course not. We can't have the American people deciding for themselves, otherwise we'll end up with bad orange men like Trump winning the presidency!

We need geniuses like Chuckie deciding things for us.
'Cuz we is too stoooopid to think for ourselves!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 03:16 PM (k4dH2)

155 Gather the little children around me.
let them feel my leg hairs

and I shall sniff their hair.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 27, 2020 03:17 PM (d7Ww2)

156 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".
========
He must have Yuge numbers.

They know they can't cheat enough to win and we're still like 9 months out.

Posted by: now that's a line at January 27, 2020 03:17 PM (Hf7fR)

157 I only read the Original Book of the Peruvians. In Peruvian.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 03:17 PM (hmgiv)

158 James: 783 ft per sec.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 27, 2020 03:17 PM (14Kss)

159 SAD !

But he could have said it !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 03:17 PM (zlgJP)

160 rickb223praise be to generators LOLyou are cordially invited to have beers with me and my friends

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (lXeWp)

161 He meant to quote the Book of LeBron.

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (SUJyY)

162 156 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".
========
He must have Yuge numbers.

They know they can't cheat enough to win and we're still like 9 months out.
Posted by: now that's a line at January 27, 2020 03:17 PM (Hf7fR)

==========

They know they're fucked.

And they're about to nominate Bernie Sanders, who's going to staff the DNC with even more crazy socialists.

If the Democratic Party were in the middle of a death spiral, how different would it look?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (zZbCU)

163 Oh, and thanks !

I'm sure it's somewhere on amazon prime.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (zlgJP)

164 Two Corinthians walked into a bar, and the barkeeper sayeth "Lo, this is not the gospel I have taught; for we do not serveth your kind here; for one of you is a duck." And the Corinthians were sore afraid.

Posted by: DemoRevelations at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (RD7QR)

165 Remember what the bible says: Let he who is without sin cast the first rock; and I shall smoketh it.

Posted by: Tyrone Biggums at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (CGB5H)

166 "I'm done with Sergio"
-- Jane Says

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (bDqIh)

167 "I got you- Good God"

The Book of James...Brown

Posted by: Marcus T at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (VpIIl)

168 day drinking looks very attractive right now.

too bad I need to stay employed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (d7Ww2)

169 I was rooting for spontaneous combustion.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (hKi6n)

170 Ridiculous.

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (5QbZ5)

171 Somebody please post the scene from National Lampoon's Vacation where Chevy Chase does the impromptu eulogy for their dead aunt and do a compare/contrast

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (gPAMj)

172 James is a trip.

it's sort of the proverbs of the NT.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (yL25O)

173 Kobe seemed like a decent family man--especially compared to most BB players--and he died a horrific death, along with his daughter and 7 other people--three from the same family. We should pray for their souls and for their survivors in this difficult time.

BUT

Enough with the crying and grief mongering and displays of virtue signalling.
I heard a grown man almost cry on his radio program.

Enough.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (CqE5x)

174 as much as i don't like the guy, samuel l. jackson did it better. mothafucka.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (KP5rU)

175 What about the, "Furious Anger?"

Posted by: Sam Jackson at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (l3+k2)

176 Give unto Caesar. That's pretty much it.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (m45I2)

177 Jesus wept.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (JoUsr)

178 "She's a very freaky girl"

RickJames 1:1-2

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (wtvvX)

179 And just like that Hunter Biden agrees to a settlement to pay monthly child support, back to 2018.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (CQ3Qb)

180 I give him a little credit for at least trying to quote scripture he must have learned once, even though he flubbed it badly.

doers of the Word, not just hearers ... OK. Here are verses that seem to apply, from James, fwiw. The leftists are the delusional ones ... they love Crooked Hillary.


James 1:22 But prove yourselves doers of the word, and not merely hearers who delude themselves.

James 1:23 For if anyone is a hearer of the word and not a doer, he is like a man who looks at his natural face in a mirror;

James 1:25 But one who looks intently at the perfect law, the law of liberty, and abides by it, not having become a forgetful hearer but an effectual doer, this man will be blessed in what he does.

James 2:12 So speak and so act as those who are to be judged by the law of liberty.


James 3:13 Who among you is wise and understanding? Let him show by his good behavior his deeds in the gentleness of wisdom.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (Cus5s)

181 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".
========
He must have Yuge numbers.

They know they can't cheat enough to win and we're still like 9 months out.
Posted by: now that's a line at January 27, 2020 03:17 PM (Hf7fR)

Our Constitution was built on the idea that we are an independent people and are capable of deciding for ourselves how to run our lives.

Schumer and Pelosi just can't stand that.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

182 And now a reading from the Book of Perversions, Chapter 2, Verse 17.

Posted by: Democrat Senator at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (hKi6n)

183 Just be glad he didn't quote the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, or the Communist Manifesto.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

184
Hunter Biden was spotted leaving his $130,000+ Porsche Panerama GTS in Manhattan, heading to lunch at the Waldorf Astoria---a five star hotel

...All while being sued for not paying child support.
______________

I read the other day that he is currently living in some rented digs in CA that go for something like $18,000 a month -- all while claiming he can't support the baby Arkansas his stripper birthed.

Hunter, like his daddy, is a crooked scumbag.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (k4dH2)

185 Uh, yes. I think it's Luke 3:38 where it says explicitly, Orange Man Bad. So, you see it's in the Bible and stuff.

Posted by: Warden at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (MZ8Zz)

186 117 OT - great news! (Don't know if anyone has mentioned this previously)...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

>Saw someone on Twitter compare this to the Holocaust.

Cause... you know. The Jews were the ones that immigrated into German territory.

*sigh* People disgust me.

Posted by: Delaforce at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (NLtjD)

187 And on that day, Jesus did go to the mountain, and caught sight of a Dodge Ram struggling in the brush.
Go! He did command his disciples, and winch him to a higher place.
For the Jeep shall inherit the Earth.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (vPKfA)

188 Ape Shall Not Kill Ape

Posted by: Boswell at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (32YRo)

189 The Book of Primus instructs that we are meant to not only puff Tijuana Smalls, but also Shake Hands With Beef.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (CGB5H)

190 ...and one of riders was aboard a white elephant...or something like that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (fUKvD)

191 Enough.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (CqE5x)

I said a prayer for his wife and the families of all the other victims - losing a child/parent/spouse ..may the Lord comfort them.

Posted by: IC at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

192 173
Kobe seemed like a decent family man--especially compared to most BB
players--and he died a horrific death, along with his daughter and 7
other people--three from the same family. We should pray for their souls
and for their survivors in this difficult time.



BUT



Enough with the crying and grief mongering and displays of virtue signalling.

I heard a grown man almost cry on his radio program.



Enough.

Posted by: JoeF.


Racist.

Posted by: pep at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (T6t7i)

193 "And now a reading from 'Heather has two mommies.'"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

194 i am day drinking today. congress must be in the pocket of big liquor.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (KP5rU)

195 You know... the dems have improved my writing.

Of bumper stickers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (14Kss)

196 Delaware is the taint between Philly and Baltimore.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (6/uwW)

197 rickb223praise be to generators LOLyou are cordially invited to have beers with me and my friends
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker


* fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 03:21 PM (gR+IE)

198 Ok I cannot stop laughing and i knew that would happen when I saw the post.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 03:21 PM (hmgiv)

199 179
And just like that Hunter Biden agrees to a settlement to pay monthly child support, back to 2018.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (CQ3Qb)
So in other words, a Biden Donor coughed up enough funds to buy the baby mama's silence.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 27, 2020 03:21 PM (N39Ws)

200 >>
"She's a very freaky girl"

RickJames 1:1-2

"Cocaine's a helluva drug"
RickJames 2:1

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 03:21 PM (bDqIh)

201 181
Our Constitution was built on the idea that we are an independent people and are capable of deciding for ourselves how to run our lives.

Schumer and Pelosi just can't stand that.
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

==========

"George Washington had never seen Russian Facebook ads about Bernie Sanders before, though."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:21 PM (zZbCU)

202 AND THE LORD DID GRIN...

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2020 03:21 PM (Kpl3J)

203 Wurst!

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 27, 2020 03:21 PM (ZMw8e)

204 I read the other day that he is currently living in some rented digs in CA that go for something like $18,000 a month -- all while claiming he can't support the baby Arkansas his stripper birthed.

--

This is not...I repeat NOT proof that Joe Biden's position has had anything to do with his son's financial...good fortunes.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 03:21 PM (JoUsr)

205 194 i am day drinking today. congress must be in the pocket of big liquor.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

chavez,

down one for me!

Prost!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:21 PM (d7Ww2)

206 the meek shall inherit the earth after billionaires pay their fair share

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

207 Moses delivered water from Iraq...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 03:21 PM (fUKvD)

208 And He said, "Some animals are more equal."

Posted by: Leviticus Farm at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (l3+k2)

209 173
Kobe seemed like a decent family man--especially compared to most BB
players--and he died a horrific death, along with his daughter and 7
other people--three from the same family. We should pray for their souls
and for their survivors in this difficult time.



BUT



Enough with the crying and grief mongering and displays of virtue signalling.

I heard a grown man almost cry on his radio program.



Enough.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (CqE5x)

He had information that would lead to the arrest and conviction of hillary clinton.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (1CjJc)

210 Enough.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (CqE5x)

I said a prayer for his wife and the families of all the other victims - losing a child/parent/spouse ..may the Lord comfort them.
Posted by: IC at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (a0IVu)

And just for the record, by "Enough" I mean, the televised grief festival that the media caters to and has to show us.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (CqE5x)

211
Hunter, like his daddy, is a crooked scumbag.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (k4dH2)
------------

Hunter appears to be taking it to a whole new level.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (Mc5lZ)

212 205: got you covered, nurse.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (KP5rU)

213 I like this woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)

214 If the Democratic Party were in the middle of a death spiral, how different would it look?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


FUN FACT

South of the Equator, Democrat Death Spirals go clockwise.

Posted by: Meridional Miklos at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (QzkSJ)

215 And Jesus said, where's the beef?

Posted by: Sen. Carper at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (1CjJc)

216 186 117 OT - great news! (Don't know if anyone has mentioned this previously)...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

>Saw someone on Twitter compare this to the Holocaust.

Cause... you know. The Jews were the ones that immigrated into German territory.

*sigh* People disgust me.
Posted by: Delaforce at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (NLtjD)

===========

So, if the analogy were to work, that would mean that there's a genocidal maniac working in some country in South America, and we're not letting the victims of that tragedy come to safety.

Who is this person? Who's killing everyone in South America of particular creeds or race or anything?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (zZbCU)

217 "Charlie Murphy !"

RickJames3:1

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (arJlL)

218 I like this lawyer's presentation.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (CqE5x)

219 and on the sixth day he created Global Warming

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

220 190
...and one of riders was aboard a white elephant...or something like that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 03:20 PM (fUKvD)

_________


"The Christian Case for God being a White Supremacist." -- David French

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (19UMA)

221 I read the other day that he is currently living in some rented digs in CA that go for something like $18,000 a month -- all while claiming he can't support the baby Arkansas his stripper birthed.

--

This is not...I repeat NOT proof that Joe Biden's position has had anything to do with his son's financial...good fortunes.I read the other day that he is currently living in some rented digs in CA that go for something like $18,000 a month -- all while claiming he can't support the baby Arkansas his stripper birthed.

--

This is not...I repeat NOT proof that Joe Biden's position has had anything to do with his son's financial...good fortunes.

------------

In fairness to Joe, he seemed to have taken care of his sons.

Posted by: SH at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (sX1BW)

222 The Book of Corinthians Leathers...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:15 PM


As ye know, my personal favorite.

Posted by: The Man On The Ottoman at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (zakeJ)

223 I wonder if this twit knows the one about sowing the wind, and reaping the whirlwind.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (e284m)

224 and jesus said, bless your hearts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (KP5rU)

225 AND THE LORD DID GRIN...

----
BIGLY

---

Posted by: Of course it BIGLY at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (Vkjts)

226 About the SCOTUS ruling.

Yeah, great (not knocking your comment, Jay, just doing my obligatory whine here). By a margin of one vote, the court strikes down another ridiculous legal challenge to clear settled law and policy-since-forever, which should have never been entertained for a moment, nor the plaintiffs given standing.

I know people who, when doing the paperwork for spouse's green cards, had to sign forms pledging the green card recipient would never receive public assistance. The "public charge" concept is eternal and common sense, the public charge legislation is actually a few years older than the idiotic poem on the Statue of Liberty.

It's not just about nation-wide injunctions (which the administration should have also repudiated the first time one happened), it's the new normal in which utterly frivolous and baseless suits interfere with completely settled and legal policies. No administration should acknowledge these either, and not starting the repudiation the minute after the first absurd ruling on the travel EO was a yuuuge mistake.

Several justices, including Roberts, have openly mused about the judiciary courting (heh) a smack-down with its lawlessness, dating back more than a decade. But no executive ever delivers. Trump is definitely the one who can, and should.

(spoiler - he won't - the legal cult, of which even good guys like Barr are members, simply cannot think in terms of a restored constitutional system in which courts play a minor role, and never dare to try and over-step their very narrow bounds)

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (El6T/)

227 >> Enough with the crying and grief mongering and displays of virtue signalling.


Eh, this is how celebrity deaths go nowadays, particularly unexpected ones. At least they don't have a convenient place to leave candles, stuffed teddy bears and personal notes for him while some chucklehead performs "Imagine."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (bDqIh)

228 One of his staffers probably gave him a verse and he thought he remembered it but then....

There is a verse something like that, but its not in James, I think its in Peter. Not that it matters, they need to avoid the truth as much as possible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

229 173---Enough.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (CqE5x)
----------------------------------
At some point the media excess becomes so vulgar that it actually desecrates the memory of the dead ones.
IMO.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (M/9m0)

230 And now a drinking from the Book of Bukkake...

Posted by: Chris Wallace at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (CLteG)

231 A Democrat senator and a GOP senator were arguing over some legislation affecting religious freedom. Democrat interrupts GOP senator and says, "Don't pull that pious religious crap on me, $20 says you don't even know the Lord's Prayer."

Republican: "Yeah? You're on. Now I lay me down to sleep---"

Democrat: "Damn," and hands over $20 bill.

Posted by: Furious George at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (9vQJW)

232 Kobe seemed like a decent family man--especially compared to most BB players--and he died a horrific death, along with his daughter and 7 other people--three from the same family. We should pray for their souls and for their survivors in this difficult time.

BUT

Enough with the crying and grief mongering and displays of virtue signalling.
I heard a grown man almost cry on his radio program.

Enough.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (CqE5x)


This.

Many times this.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (Ki5SV)

233 Hey, anyone ever read The Boomer Bible? It was hilarious. Wish I still had it.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (hmgiv)

234 I shall behave myself and never offend thee again.

Posted by: CORN POP at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (lMn1U)

235 Enough with the crying and grief mongering and displays of virtue signalling.

I heard a grown man almost cry on his radio program.

--

Don't you know we live in our Brave New Social Media World, where everyone must insert themselves into things like this and become part of the story?? Because that's really what it's all about.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (JoUsr)

236 "The Christian Case for God being a White Supremacist." -- David French
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (19UMA)

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (NWiLs)

237 Jane Raskin is sweetly sticking a knife into the House Managers' arguments.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (ufFY8)

238 If Milt Rombley crosses the aisle and runs with Joe Biden, we could see "DEMENTO/DELECTO 2020" bumper stickers.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (sWM8x)

239 Enough with the crying and grief mongering and displays of virtue signalling.

I heard a grown man almost cry on his radio program.

Enough.

Posted by: JoeF.


Totally agree. I just finished Theodore Dalrymple's book "Spoilt Rotten: The Toxic Cult of Sentimentality" which is exactly on point, IMO, and is summarized here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoilt_Rotten.

All this histrionic blubbing is nauseating. I'm sorry for Kobe Bryant, all the victims, and their families, but let's not go overboard and shriek and rent our clothes. It's a tragedy, and it's regrettable, but shit happens.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (YqDXo)

240 just like that Hunter Biden agrees to a settlement to pay monthly child support, back to 2018.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

--

In Rubles, or Renminbi?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (YslsA)

241 "And now a reading from 'Heather has two mommies.'"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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I shall be reading from 'Jacob's New Dress', a timeless tale of the bravery of woke children.

Posted by: Pete Butterjug at January 27, 2020 03:25 PM (fUKvD)

242 Thou shall not horn in on thy husband's racket.

Posted by: josephistan at January 27, 2020 03:25 PM (7HtZB)

243 Kobe made the MSMBC chick say the Los Angeles n word with a hard r live on air announcing his death. This is his legacy, and surprise anal on teenage white girls.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 27, 2020 03:25 PM (/YAUo)

244 240 just like that Hunter Biden agrees to a settlement to pay monthly child support, back to 2018.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

--

In Rubles, or Renminbi?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (YslsA)

He'll be paying yuan way or another.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:25 PM (NWiLs)

245 Eh, this is how celebrity deaths go nowadays, particularly unexpected ones. At least they don't have a convenient place to leave candles, stuffed teddy bears and personal notes for him while some chucklehead performs "Imagine."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (bDqIh)

Oh yes they do. His training center here in TO, Staples center in LA and last I heard, idiots were trekking to the crash site with that. It is ridiculous.

Posted by: IC at January 27, 2020 03:25 PM (a0IVu)

246 154 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".
________________

Of course not. We can't have the American people deciding for themselves, otherwise we'll end up with bad orange men like Trump winning the presidency!

We need geniuses like Chuckie deciding things for us.
'Cuz we is too stoooopid to think for ourselves!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 03:16 PM (k4dH2)
===

Ed Buck's protege Adam Schiff said the same thing. Trump really broke these people's brains.

Posted by: Augustine at January 27, 2020 03:25 PM (BDZWU)

247 funny stuff you guys and gals, Thanks.

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

248 Don't you know we live in our Brave New Social Media World, where everyone must insert themselves into things like this and become part of the story?? Because that's really what it's all about.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (JoUsr)


LA radio stations featuredperson after person blubbing away yesterday, while crowds went to gawp at the crash site. None of that stiff upper lip business for them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

249 Good God, may I count the ways I despise Mitt Romney. To think there was a time when many thought he's be an OK President.

In era when Dem establishment is corruptly attacking all conservative institutions and people, while private sector allies simultaneously deplatform Conservatives while "normalizing" the degeneracy, lunacy, lies and corruption of the Left, enters Mitt Romney, eager to "reach common ground" with the same corrupt dishonest leaders of the Dem opposition party.

Mitt, did you not witness Kavanaugh with the rest of us? No matter how much you dislike Trump, are you not following the growing body of evidence that corrupt Dems, elected and un-elected alike, illegally attempted to "influence" (really, steal) the 2016 election? That this impeachment trial was orchestrated by many of the same corrupt people, with deeply coordinated effort to change OIG forms, leak selected information and again influence the 2020 election? With this impeachment effort against the background of a rushed, one-sided, rigged process?

And you conclude that now is the time for Senate to determine the Dem game plan "reasonable" and you will assist in their effort to prolong this process to the inevitable end of a Senate declination to remove the President from office? What, exactly, do YOU hope to accomplish here?

The ONLY thing that makes sense is Mitt Romney switching parties and running for President on Dem ticket. THAT would explain his actions. But nothing else does.

Conservative voters will hate him even more than they already do, and he's already completely shut out of EVER winning a GOP Presidential bid.

Oh well for Mitt Romney, The Smartest GOP Business Man Politician Ever. This guy is a quack and embarrassment to himself, the GOP, to the Senate and to Utah.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (DRgs8)

250 Who is this person? Who's killing everyone in South America of particular creeds or race or anything?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (zZbCU)

_________


Trump-by-proxy. Duh.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (19UMA)

251 Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (nfcV2)

252 Crashing with his daughter made me sad, don't care one way or another about Kobe other than as a fellow human. Buddy Holly dying, that was tragic because he was an innovator and creator, he gave us music and poetry. This guy played with a ball for a living.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

253 There's a stage leaving Dodge at noon, I want you on it.

/Book of James Arness

Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (m45I2)

254 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's underaged interns.

Posted by: Sen. Carper at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (1CjJc)

255 Sad Sacker Sid was on a block of stone

With Opel in the corner weeping all alone

The warden said, "Hey man, don't you be no square

If you can't find a partner us a wooden chair

Posted by: The Book of Elvis at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (2Mnv1)

256 At some point the media excess becomes so vulgar that it actually desecrates the memory of the dead ones.
IMO.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 27, 2020 03:23 PM (M/9m0)

Totally agree.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (CqE5x)

257 whatever kobe was he was. the important thing is, will his week long wake interrupt the mccain infinite funeral tour? priorities people.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (KP5rU)

258 A contentious woman is like the rain.

Posted by: man at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (WX+x0)

259 248 Don't you know we live in our Brave New Social Media World, where everyone must insert themselves into things like this and become part of the story?? Because that's really what it's all about.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (JoUsr)

LA radio stations featuredperson after person blubbing away yesterday, while crowds went to gawp at the crash site. None of that stiff upper lip business for them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

=========

You're only a genuine person if you cry on demand to things society wants you to.

That's how you know that you are a genuine individual.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (zZbCU)

260 Jane Raskin is sweetly sticking a knife into the House Managers' arguments.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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Meh, we were at lunch while that bit of BS was being spouted.

Posted by: The MSM at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (fUKvD)

261 Enough with the crying and grief mongering and displays of virtue signalling.
I heard a grown man almost cry on his radio program.

Enough.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (CqE5x)

Yup, playing a game well, does not make you heroic.

Posted by: Don Q at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (NgKpN)

262 245 Eh, this is how celebrity deaths go nowadays, particularly unexpected ones. At least they don't have a convenient place to leave candles, stuffed teddy bears and personal notes for him while some chucklehead performs "Imagine."


that's where you're WRONG! they are leaving trinkets and whatnot here at Upper Merion HS. (Kobe is a local guy and Philly super-idolizes anyone with any sort of Philly connection)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (Rarvo)

263 As Jesus said: I'm tired of these mother f-ing snakes in this mother f-ing garden!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (dNzKv)

264 What an absolute dunce Susan Collins is. Always ready to be made the fool.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (a36Hc)

265 Give us Barabbas!

Posted by: Senator Delecto at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (hKi6n)

266 At least they don't have a convenient place to leave candles, stuffed teddy bears and personal notes

That's terrible. We could just place a dumpster at the site.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

267 Yea though I walk through the valley of the shower of his breath I shall fear no weasel .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (5t7Yo)

268 All this histrionic blubbing is nauseating. I'm sorry for Kobe Bryant, all the victims, and their families, but let's not go overboard and shriek and rent our clothes. It's a tragedy, and it's regrettable, but shit happens.
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But, But, But, How can you properly show your public grief without a funeral stampede?

Posted by: Iranian Mourner Industry at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (OX0ob)

269 250 Who is this person? Who's killing everyone in South America of particular creeds or race or anything?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (zZbCU)

_________


Trump-by-proxy. Duh.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (19UMA)

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This analogy's getting twisty.

So, we should have bused Jews in Poland to...Germany?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (zZbCU)

270 just like that Hunter Biden agrees to a settlement to pay monthly child support, back to 2018.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

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In Rubles, or Renminbi?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 27, 2020 03:24 PM (YslsA)
..........

hryvnia

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

271 154 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".
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I'm sure all the reporters nodded their heads in agreement.

Posted by: WisRich at January 27, 2020 03:28 PM (G0vdT)

272 >>At some point the media excess becomes so vulgar that it actually desecrates the memory of the dead ones.

Nailed it!- - -

>>His training center here in TO, Staples center in LA and last I heard,
idiots were trekking to the crash site with that. It is ridiculous.
UGH. I hate that sh#t.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

273 Tragedy? I would like nothing more than dying shortly after receiving Holy Communion in the state of Grace. One-way ticket to paradise.

Posted by: JAS at January 27, 2020 03:28 PM (DBGf/)

274 "A man's gotta know his limitations" First Book of Harry the Dirty


poor guy trying to quote scripture he doesn't quite remember.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 27, 2020 03:28 PM (Cus5s)

275 What I got out of the good Senator's words was:



"I am the egg man, I am the walrus."
--
You gotta play it backwards.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 27, 2020 03:28 PM (ZMw8e)

276 Reminds me of the Jim Carrey Grinch movie when Mayor Maywho is trying to make something up from The Book of Who Wisdom.

"Did you just make that up?"

*flips pages nervously* No...uh...well...it's in there SOMEWHERE...

Posted by: reason at January 27, 2020 03:28 PM (q/kmn)

277 216 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill


>Well, that's one way to summarize those "Hunting Hitler" shows on the History Channel.

Posted by: Delaforce at January 27, 2020 03:28 PM (NLtjD)

278 You're only a genuine person if you cry on demand to things society wants you to.

That's how you know that you are a genuine individual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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See: Bill Clinton guffawing at Ron Brown's funeral...until he realized the cameras were rolling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 03:29 PM (fUKvD)

279 Oh well for Mitt Romney, The Smartest GOP Business
Man Politician Ever. This guy is a quack and embarrassment to
himself, the GOP, to the Senate and to Utah.





Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (DRgs

________


Mitt would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 03:29 PM (19UMA)

280 So did Bolton or any in his circle address the "substance" of the non-bombshell (not the boring stupid crap about who leaked it and why)?

Kind of hard to believe that Trump would say X to his NSA, but somehow *all* of the line officials working the issue, in the real world, never got the word (as the House inadvertently and conclusively established). NSAs don't implement policy, usually, and are not often the point of contact with furriners, though it does happen.

Trump says X to his NSA, yet US policy/behavior, as documented (from diplomatic side to OMB) does not reflect this? Huh?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2020 03:29 PM (El6T/)

281 A contentious woman is like the rain.

She pees on ya ?

Some guys are into that.

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2020 03:29 PM (arJlL)

282 The Supreme Court Immigration decision has the left in full fugue mode with cognitive dissonance.

Leftist: The USA has the worst welfare on earth and itneeds to be totally rebuilt to be like other nations!

Also Leftists: its evil to prevent people coming from other nations to the US for our welfare!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

283 Enough with the crying and grief mongering and displays of virtue signalling.
I heard a grown man almost cry on his radio program.

Enough.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:19 PM (CqE5x)

You can't just say, "I'm sorry he died. What a shame." You have to emote like some celebrity you never met was your best friend or close relative.

Otherwise, you don't have FEEEEEEEEELLINGS.

We are now a nation of 12 year old girls.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 27, 2020 03:29 PM (d6Ksn)

284 Tragedy? I would like nothing more than dying shortly after receiving Holy Communion in the state of Grace. One-way ticket to paradise.
Posted by: JAS at January 27, 2020 03:28 PM (DBGf/)

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That's....that's not how it works...

Posted by: reason at January 27, 2020 03:29 PM (q/kmn)

285 You're only a genuine person if you cry on demand to things society wants you to.

That's how you know that you are a genuine individual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:27 PM (zZbCU)


That, in a nutshell, is Dalrymple's thesis, to which I subscribe. He describes in detail how people caught up in a tragedy (e.g., kidnapping of their child) become immediate suspects in the public's view if they maintain emotional control.

I highly recommend his book. Indeed, all of his books.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:30 PM (YqDXo)

286 154 Schiff didn't get any traction with that line; Schumet sure won't.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 27, 2020 03:30 PM (ABuva)

287 Susan Collins: Call me a liar? You have lost me! I am so done with you! What? Bolton has Trump dirt? I'm back, boo, you know I love you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 03:30 PM (dNzKv)

288 There's a stage leaving Dodge at noon, I want you on it.

/Book of James Arness
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (m45I2)


That's not the way I heard it.

The train leaves at noon. Be under it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 27, 2020 03:30 PM (z79tQ)

289 >>See: Bill Clinton guffawing at Ron Brown's funeral...until he realized the cameras were rolling


And Obama's selfies with other world leaders at the Mandela funeral

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 03:30 PM (bDqIh)

290 What an absolute dunce Susan Collins is. Always ready to be made the fool.

Yeah she seems to revel in it. And apparently her voters love it and want more of that stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

291 Enough? Was it enough when the Germans crashed their helicopters into our fleet in Hawaii so hard they almost tipped the island over?

No, dead basketball man is dead and we need to observe a respectful bout of public hysteria over this man and his contributions to society.

We need at least 90 days of mourning. And not quiet, somber mourning as befits an impeachment or something. I want to hear some Bahamian hollering.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 27, 2020 03:30 PM (ppBhU)

292 285
That, in a nutshell, is Dalrymple's thesis, to which I subscribe. He describes in detail how people caught up in a tragedy (e.g., kidnapping of their child) become immediate suspects in the public's view if they maintain emotional control.

I highly recommend his book. Indeed, all of his books.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:30 PM (YqDXo)

========

So...Gone Girl.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:30 PM (zZbCU)

293 213 I like this woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)


Yes, and it will be beyond low and disgusting when the clowns on MSLSD/CNN describe her as the defense's token woman.

Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 03:30 PM (AMIL/)

294 Anyone else go read James? It's 5 chapters short and I can't find anything resembling what he was mumbling about.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (DB16e)

295 Bolton releasing a book in time to (he hopes) testify in the Senate puts him pretty much on the same level as Kim Kardashian making a sex tape, only fewer people will care to notice.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (yL25O)

296 Conservative voters will hate him even more than they already do, and he's already completely shut out of EVER winning a GOP Presidential bid.

Oh well for Mitt Romney, The Smartest GOP Business Man Politician Ever. This guy is a quack and embarrassment to himself, the GOP, to the Senate and to Utah.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (DRgs

I just saw that clip of him from this morning saying that he'd be open to hearing from witnesses and I suddenly realized how much he comes across as a weasel. You see the shifty eyes, the halting speech. You can almost see the wheels turning as he realizes he sounds like a back-stabbing scumbag. He doesn't make direct eye contact

He has enough self-awareness to realize he comes across badly.
But not enough to change his behavior.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (CqE5x)

297 The bible of Marxism?
They allknow that one by heart

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (ZCEU2)

298 Yup, playing a game well, does not make you heroic.

--------------

No, but sports figures impact a lot of lives. Many very superficially, but there is still an impact and usually a positive one by bringing you some enjoyment.

I get it. Especially so young, with family, in LA, and suddenly.

But obviously, in today's twitter media world things go over the top.

And there is little time to allow some event to breath before we have to assign certain meaning to it.

Posted by: SH at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (sX1BW)

299 Call me a liar? You have lost me! I am so done with you! What? Bolton has Trump dirt? I'm back, boo, you know I love you.

My guess is that she was cozened behind closed doors "Oh we didn't mean you Suzan, you're one of the intelligent ones who wants to see justice *kissy faces*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

300 See: Bill Clinton guffawing at Ron Brown's funeral...until he realized the cameras were rolling.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 03:29 PM (fUKvD)


"Gotcha! Oh, wait, cameras rolling? Oh boo-hoo!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

301 And lo! They did feast upon the lambs and sloths and fruit bats and breakfast cereals

Posted by: josephistan at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (7HtZB)

302 I think it's great that this 73-year-old genius has 1% of the voting power in the Senate.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (Boy/L)

303 Leftist: The USA has the worst welfare on earth and itneeds to be totally rebuilt to be like other nations!

Also Leftists: its evil to prevent people coming from other nations to the US for our welfare!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++++
Both can be easily squared. Embrace the power of and. We should let foreigners in to have it *and* make it better. It's okay. The Rich(tm) will pay for it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (I2dne)

304 and we shall give thanks, for blessed are the boobies.

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

305 The Parkinsons limits Collins. Plus, not very bright.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (McuK3)

306 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".
---------

If I were an unstable person, I might interpret that as a rationalization to remove Schumer from office, without an election.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (fUKvD)

307
See: Bill Clinton guffawing at Ron Brown's funeral...until he realized the cameras were rolling.
=====
Hey, at least I wasn't posing for selfies with some hot ice back chick at Nelson Mandela's funeral!

Posted by: Slick Willie at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (b20WO)

308 Democrat Tries to Quote Bible


Not the Marion Bible.

Perhaps the Marion Barry Book of Too Much Coke.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (vEIlU)

309 a rockafella got his ticket punched while some babe was riding him. how's that play out with the big guy?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (KP5rU)

310 "Oh well for Mitt Romney, The Smartest GOP Business Man Politician Ever. This guy is a quack and embarrassment to himself, the GOP, to the Senate and to Utah.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 03:26 PM (DRgs "





And he's rich enough to not care what a bunch of hobbits think, which is all that really matters to him.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (zlgJP)

311 306 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".
---------

If I were an unstable person, I might interpret that as a rationalization to remove Schumer from office, without an election.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (fUKvD)

===========

*nods sagaciously*

I'll book the forklift.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (zZbCU)

312 JT, A contentious woman is like the rain is O.T.- Proverbs if memory serves.

Posted by: man at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (WX+x0)

313 If y'all would quit talking about the guy who died in a chopper crash yesterday, I'd be completely free of that crap, as I've avoided it otherwise. Just an idea.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2020 03:33 PM (El6T/)

314 See: Bill Clinton guffawing at Ron Brown's funeral...until he realized the cameras were rolling.

US Voters: WE NEED SOME MORE OF THAT!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

315 Bolton releasing a book in time to (he hopes) testify in the Senate puts him pretty much on the same level as Kim Kardashian making a sex tape, only fewer people will care to notice.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (yL25O)


Shhhh! Don't induce Bolton to release his own sex tape!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

316 The ONLY thing that makes sense is Mitt Romney switching parties and running for President on Dem ticket. THAT would explain his actions. But nothing else does.

--------

Doesn't one of his two dozen sons have a sweet Ukranian "job" in a similar vein to Hunter Biden's?

He's covering for the family legacy.

Posted by: reason at January 27, 2020 03:33 PM (q/kmn)

317 But, but, the Salt Lake olympics!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 03:33 PM (dNzKv)

318 Kind of hard to believe that Trump would say X to his NSA, but somehow *all* of the line officials working the issue, in the real world, never got the word

Was that actually what the media were claiming others were claiming about what Bolton was claiming?

I thought it was more third-hand and alleged musing and "bad thoughts" without even the claim of a specific statement/order, but I've not paid attention that closely.

Take that one clown "well, actually nobody said that but I realized it totally was that way after I read about it in the NYT".

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 03:34 PM (CGB5H)

319 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".

Schiff said the same thing: we cannot let the election decide this, the people must not have a say something something Russian interference.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

320 You will be told when and how and where you must grieve the death of the sportsball player.

otherwise, you are a racist.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:34 PM (d7Ww2)

321 Don't forget Murkowski is in this little cabal too

Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2020 03:34 PM (6XlcD)

322 Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".

I think it's dawning on them that Bernie may win. In a very dark way, this may be the funniest year ever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 03:34 PM (Boy/L)

323 What on earth was he trying to quote from the Epistle of James? 1:22-Be ye doers of the word, etc?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2020 03:34 PM (WI7YS)

324 ooof. She just took a big bite out of Schiff.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)

325 This bullshit of President Trump wanting Biden investigated turned out to be a washout if it really happened. The aid started again and Biden has never been investigated by anyone.

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 03:35 PM (ZCEU2)

326 Doesn't one of his two dozen sons have a sweet Ukranian "job" in a similar vein to Hunter Biden's?

He's covering for the family legacy.
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Oh, he's not the only one either. There's a lot of shiff in this game. A lot.

Posted by: simplemind at January 27, 2020 03:35 PM (qnoiw)

327 Remember when Barbra Streisand made an utter fool of herself quoting some banal liberal anti-Bush, anti-war boilerplate and claiming it was written by Shakespeare?

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 27, 2020 03:35 PM (/sU02)

328 Guy signs up, fights for his country and dies in battle. Maybe some locals, his family, brothers and a few stars and bars show up to memorialize him. Probably a few articles here and there.

Guy dribbles a ball, and gets paid millions for it. Dies flying in his personal S-76. Memorials, people crying in the media, talk of plaques, statues and tribute after tribute.

Peoples values are twisted.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 03:35 PM (a36Hc)

329 We are now a nation of 12 year old girls.

--

Have been for a while.

Kobe's death is another perfect opportunity for the cavalcade of Twitterers who must twat out their personal sentiments.

"RIP Kobe. He looked at me once during the 1st quarter. He seemed so kind."

"Good bye, Mr. Bryant. I'll always remember how you made the most of your life and how it affected me positively."

"To my friend, Kobe Bryant, we went to the same grade school and he passed me in the hall...daily."

"We mourn this great basketball star and will look upon his shining light as we go forth in our own lives."

"We had dinner once and he picked up the check."

Yeah, I made those up, but it's a good example of the kinds of meaningless stuff people say about someone they hardly know...just to make themselves part of the story.

Incidentally, I do feel for his wife and children. It was a tragic accident.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 03:35 PM (JoUsr)

330 319 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".

Schiff said the same thing: we cannot let the election decide this, the people must not have a say something something Russian interference.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

Rush called it last year, they would start doing away with elections

Posted by: josephistan at January 27, 2020 03:35 PM (7HtZB)

331 Nice: The score? Gulinai 4, Schiff 0

Posted by: WisRich at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (G0vdT)

332 Did not Jesus go around smiting people with the axe of an apostle? We need to find that axe for Ms Waters to use on Foady-fi!

Posted by: Joey Bibleden at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (w0uGQ)

333 mitt will switch parties this week. he will then go to milwaukee to save the day. with a banjo on his knee.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (KP5rU)

334 And it was She, which the Democrats claimed were only on the team to make sammys and get coffee.

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (ZCEU2)

335 The producers at BBC have figured out the problems with Dr Who and are taking swift, decisive action to address them...

by changing the doctor to another woman.

But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/r2cuw52

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

336 When you're flying a chopper full of children at 1700 feet, going 185mph in the midst of a fog advisory, you might consider the possibility that something bad might happen.

Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (2Mnv1)

337 *nods sagaciously*

I'll book the forklift.


He triiiieeed to kill me with a forklift!

Posted by: Joel, Crow, and Tom at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (CGB5H)

338 Wolf Nipple Chips!!
Otter's Noses!!

Posted by: Loretta at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (CLteG)

339 It looks like the pilot fell victim to the siren call of the clouds. "You can VFR through the valley, the ceiling isn't that low, dear"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (dNzKv)

340
OT - great news! (Don't know if anyone has mentioned this previously)

"A divided Supreme Court on Monday allowed the Trump administration to put in place a policy connecting the use of public benefits with whether immigrants could become permanent residents.

=======

"Public" benefits? I assume that means federal bennies, while states and municipalities will do whatever they want.

Plus there's probably a couple million of them here illegally who are already getting bennies, so effectively this applies only to legal immigrants (which is to say ACTUAL immigrants as opposed to illegal aliens).

Still, it's a start.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (M9ntN)

341 ooof. She just took a big bite out of Schiff.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++
Has she been given medical attention for eating toxic asshole?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (I2dne)

342 I'm pretty sure there's a Commandment that says "Thou shalt covet! Covet like hell! And when coveting just isn't enough, vote Democrat for the endless shakedown of others!"

Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (tFC+M)

343 thou shalt not lie... oh wait...
*lightning strikes*

Posted by: Bugeyes from Burbank at January 27, 2020 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

344 Is this the first Pat Philbin has been up today?
Just started watching

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 03:37 PM (ZCEU2)

345 Authentic D.C. gibberish

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2020 03:37 PM (aKsyK)

346 Rombley's actions are easily explained by internal GOP dynamics, period. Whether this is nat'l GOP or Utah GOP I can't say, but that's the deal.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 27, 2020 03:37 PM (Eg9+v)

347 The producers at BBC have figured out the problems with Dr Who and are taking swift, decisive action to address them...

by changing the doctor to another woman.

But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/r2cuw52
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++++
Are they fixing the writing, the story-telling or the constant virtue-signaling?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 03:37 PM (I2dne)

348 John Bolton as a variant of Schrodinger's Cat.
No matter what advice Bolton gave Trump, the result is legal.

Posted by: SMOD at January 27, 2020 03:37 PM (3aI0K)

349 Bolton better have gotten an 8 figure (or more) advance or guarantee for this "Book" cause he's never going to work in DC ever again.
We'll be seeing him on late night CNN during any State Dept. kerfuffle spouting the line he's getting paid to spout.
I'm really upset. I thought he was a stand up guy and all that. Turns out he's just another Book Writer looking to cash in.
Line him up with the rest of the Never Trumper "Conservatives".
I take that back, if we get screwed and wind up with a Democrat in Office he might get a job there. But usually people who hire spies and informers don't hire them for public jobs. Let's face it, if he'd turn on Trump he'll turn on the Democrats.
Hope it was worth it Johnny boy. Oh and shave that Mustache. You don't deserve to wear that mustache.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 27, 2020 03:37 PM (AsOgd)

350 Anyone else go read James? It's 5 chapters short and I can't find anything resembling what he was mumbling about.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (DB16e)

------------

His pastor had better be deeply, deeply embarrassed right now.

And hopefully, also on the phone with him.

Posted by: reason at January 27, 2020 03:37 PM (q/kmn)

351 312 JT, A contentious woman is like the rain is O.T.- Proverbs if memory serves.
Posted by: man at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (WX+x0)

Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife. Proverbs 21:9

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:37 PM (NWiLs)

352
Isn't Carpet a wife beater?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2020 03:38 PM (7rVsF)

353 James wrote that in referece to Whathisname casting bread upon the water.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at January 27, 2020 03:38 PM (yX3gx)

354 294 Anyone else go read James? It's 5 chapters short and I can't find anything resembling what he was mumbling about.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (DB16e)

Did you try the Book of Jim? Jamie? There's a Book of Jimmy, right? check in there.

Posted by: Well Educated Democrat at January 27, 2020 03:38 PM (Wm5SB)

355 Rush called it last year, they would start doing away with elections

They win both houses of congress and the presidency and you can count on some attempt to do so. Put it on the list with gun bans, social credit ratings, and a new "fairness doctrine" that bans "Nazis"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:38 PM (KZzsI)

356 Rombley's actions are easily explained by internal GOP dynamics, period.

???

What does that mean? If it means anything other than romney is a fuckin cock sucking worm, then I don't get your point?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2020 03:38 PM (nRk/c)

357 Mollie linked this article

Media's 'Death By 1,000 Cuts' Strategy To Take Out Trump

...It's important to start with an understanding of why the media hate and fear President Trump with such unhinged ferocity...

Let's first define the swamp to make sure we're on the same page: The swamp is Democrats, establishment Republicans, the politicized wing of the intelligence community, a majority of the "career" bureaucrats and other grifters (consultants, advisers, staffers, etc) who support them all, and the corporate media which serves as the marketing arm for the entire disgusting thing.

Second let's recall why they all fear Trump so much: It's because they exist in the swamp as parasites, feeding off We The People who serve as their primary host. And Trump promised to drain their swamp, which would starve most of them out and leave them with nothing. So for the swamp and its many monsters and parasites, stopping Trump isn't a matter of principle. It's a matter of survival.


https://tinyurl.com/tmfk4um

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:38 PM (vEIlU)

358
Carper, that is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2020 03:38 PM (7rVsF)

359 But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!

Not by any means an endorsement in general, but Vox is right. SJWs always double down.

Can you imagine what Critical Drinker will say?

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 03:38 PM (CGB5H)

360 Are they fixing the writing, the story-telling or the constant virtue-signaling?

THE DOCTOR IS BLACK!!!!! That fixes everything!!!!!1!1!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

361 His staffer had better be deeply, deeply embarrassed right now.



Staff passed him a bible quote, he flubbed it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (dNzKv)

362

The Bible verse is something about something or something or other that someone said. Who could forget that one?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (a4xU3)

363 335
The producers at BBC have figured out the problems with Dr Who and are taking swift, decisive action to address them...



by changing the doctor to another woman.



But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!



https://preview.tinyurl.com/r2cuw52

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

Didn't they learn anything from anime? Based on their proper demographic, they should have replaced the doctor with a cute 16-year old girl.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (Eg9+v)

364 Blessed are the Bobbies? That an English police prayer?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (e284m)

365 294 Anyone else go read James? It's 5 chapters short and I can't find anything resembling what he was mumbling about.
_____________

I think he was referring to Matthew 7:15,16(Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. By their fruits you shall know them.)

It's basically the verse that says you need to pay more attention to what people do, than what they say or how they look, before you can know who they really are.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (k4dH2)

366 Bolton releasing a book in time to (he hopes) testify in the Senate puts him pretty much on the same level as Kim Kardashian making a sex tape, only fewer people will care to notice.
Posted by: TexasDan
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Chrissy Matthews just crowed that, 'It's already number 55 on Amazon best-seller list!'. Seems rather faint praise.

Maybe, but I don't see it at all. FWIW, were it #55, it would have been beat out by #54, 'I am Confident, Brave, and Beautiful', a coloring book.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (fUKvD)

367 Testing crlfAnd again
Once more.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (AsOgd)

368 " ...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/r2cuw52

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI) "




And I was so hoping that was a link to Yoko singing, or Ottoman Man, but nooooo ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (zlgJP)

369 And three Wise Guys traveled from the East, bringing gifts of Goldstein, Franken and Murray to the newborn Jewish king.

/Book of Larry...

...and Curly

...and Moe

Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (m45I2)

370 Blessed are the Dobbies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

371 Chrissy Matthews just crowed that...


Belay that. Chrissy Wallace.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (fUKvD)

372 308 Democrat Tries to Quote Bible


Not the Marion Bible.

Perhaps the Marion Barry Book of Too Much Coke.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:32 PM (vEIlU)


I won't be surprised if before this is over, one of the Dem Bible-quoters tells us to "Remember the Bible verse Ezekiel 25:17, about vengeance, made famous in the movie Pulp Fiction..."

Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (AMIL/)

373 ooof. She just took a big bite out of Schiff.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2020 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)
..........

lollipops are for licking.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

374 Put it on the list with gun bans, social credit ratings, and a new "fairness doctrine" that bans "Nazis"

You know what makes that ironic?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (nRWPy)

375 Wheres the dude that was bitching about the college coach, coaching after his SIL died in a plane crash "Its just a stupid game, he shouldn't have carried on with his job 11!"

SOMEBODY felt that a "a stupid 13 year old kids basketball game" was so important that a helicopter had to be chartered in thick fog to get 2 players from Kobe's b-ball school or whatever and maybe Kobe as the coach to the game. No one knows at this point who that strong personality was, that couldn't check the weather and arrange a limo to leave a few hours earlier, nor be willing to take a forfeit. Could have been the college? coach that was a dad to the 2nd 13 year old ball player, could have been Kobe. One would think that 2 strong personalities were not letting the teenage daughters dictate the situation but anything is possible.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (eASYU)

376 335 The producers at BBC have figured out the problems with Dr Who and are taking swift, decisive action to address them...

by changing the doctor to another woman.

But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/r2cuw52
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

>You know the sound the TARDIS makes?

That's the sound of this show's life support right about now. At this rate, I don't think we resurrect it for a second time.

Posted by: Delaforce at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (NLtjD)

377 Based on their proper demographic, they should have replaced the doctor with a cute 16-year old girl.

You know that actually might work. Have her companions be a synchronized dancing team of high school girls. A goth, a really angry girl who secretly loves the hero, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

378 testing

and again

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (AsOgd)

379 If they manage to do away with the EC, it is over.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (dNzKv)

380 We are now a nation of 12 year old girls.

Posted by: DonnaV. at January 27, 2020 03:29 PM (d6Ksn)

_________


A perfect epitaph for my complaint these past few decades over what I called "the emasculation and infantilization of America."

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (19UMA)

381 I think he was referring to Matthew 7:15,16(Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. By their fruits you shall know them.)

(shifty eyes)

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

382 378
testing

and again



Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (AsOgd)
Thought that went out with No Child's Bottom Left Behind NCLB?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (N39Ws)

383 The WH screws up vid

you got one job, dip shit

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (rpxSz)

384 356
Rombley's actions are easily explained by internal GOP dynamics, period.



???



What does that mean? If it means anything other than romney is a fuckin cock sucking worm, then I don't get your point?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2020 03:38 PM (nRk/c)

It's easy, Romney talks to and interfaces with, and is influenced by people in the party. "Surely if only we could get a non RINO candidate" is wishful thinking, they will get nowhere in the party.

I only say this from experience.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (Eg9+v)

385 Let he without a pencil neck and the appearance of a prolapsed rectum cast the first stone.

Posted by: St.Schitt at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (BRpqW)

386 testing
again
I'm having to insert line breaks manually that sucks
Humph

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (AsOgd)

387 Blessed are the bobbers, for thou shalt catch fish there.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (l3+k2)

388 The producers at BBC have figured out the problems with Dr Who and are taking swift, decisive action to address them...

by changing the doctor to another woman.

But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!

---

Oh, God. The British have utterly lost their minds.

Trying to watch "Howards End" on PBS, but, yeah, Leonard Bast's wife is black, 'cause there was so much of that going around in Edwardian England.

And that recent "Les Miserables" where Inspector Javert was black. Puh-leeez!

Of course, you're supposed to not notice it. If you do, you're a racist. (Because it's bait. They WANT you to complain.)

And it's a one-way street, of course. You're never going to see a movie about the Zulu wars where the Zulu king is played by a pasty.white, freckle-faced, red-haired Irish guy.

Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (tFC+M)

389 If they manage to do away with the EC, it is over.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 03:40 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++++++
Of course. Its creation was inspired, but its existence is hated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (I2dne)

390 What did you expect? He's from Delaware. The state which makes New Jersey look good.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (AFSld)

391 Now I lay me down to sleep
in mud that's many inches deep
If I should drown before I wake
dig me out with a clamming rake

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (e284m)

392 Not the Marion Bible.

Perhaps the Marion Barry Book of Too Much Coke.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

=======================

Bitch set me up.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (prSvo)

393 380 We are now a nation of 12 year old girls.

Posted by: DonnaV. at January 27, 2020 03:29 PM (d6Ksn)


shit, and I got 10 good years left, at best

bad timing

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (rpxSz)

394 BTW--Rasmussen's Trump approval popped to 50 again.

Hey, poll trolls, HOW'S MY ASS TASTE?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (Boy/L)

395 testing

again

last

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (AsOgd)

396 391 Now I lay me down to sleep
in mud that's many inches deep
If I should drown before I wake
dig me out with a clamming rake

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (e284m)

The 'Nam grunt's prayer?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)

397 We need the conservative grassroots, conservative media, and the GOP to all stand up and say out loud that we see what the media is doing, and we aren't going to play along anymore. We are instead going to make the media the story and focus on their transgressions and partisan agenda. And until/unless we do that, it won't change. Yes we'll keep winning in the near term, but that's only because we have Trump in office kicking butt and taking names for us. In 2025 we won't have him anymore. And that's something else I've written about: that we should be focused on who will replace him before the Mitt Romneys and Jonah Goldbergs and Ana Navarros of the world start trying to decide for us in service to the swamp they've all long called home.


Ace is clearly already doing this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (vEIlU)

398 When I vote for Trump this time, I'm going to take out my dick and wag it at the Democrat candidate name on the ballot.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (a36Hc)

399 [i}Most fans are more excited about the introduction of the first black doctor to play the alien Time Lord.

"Most" fans ditched about four seasons back.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (BeYX8)

400 Proverbs 31:6

"Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!"

Posted by: SMOD at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (3aI0K)

401 388
The producers at BBC have figured out the problems with Dr Who and are taking swift, decisive action to address them...



by changing the doctor to another woman.



But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!



---



Oh, God. The British have utterly lost their minds.



Trying to watch "Howards End" on PBS, but, yeah, Leonard Bast's wife
is black, 'cause there was so much of that going around in Edwardian
England.



And that recent "Les Miserables" where Inspector Javert was black. Puh-leeez!



Of course, you're supposed to not notice it. If you do, you're a racist. (Because it's bait. They WANT you to complain.)



And it's a one-way street, of course. You're never going to see a
movie about the Zulu wars where the Zulu king is played by a
pasty.white, freckle-faced, red-haired Irish guy.





Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (tFC+M)
Is she a trans sexual lesbian? Not going to work unless she's a black trans-sexual lesbian. Because your sex partner choice is what makes these stories what they are.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (e284m)

402 But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!

And there must be an interracial romance. Because every damned commercial on TV has a mixed-race couple.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (Ki5SV)

403 >>>>You know the sound the TARDIS makes?

The BBC is apparently full of RE-TARDIS

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (AFSld)

404 383 The WH screws up vid

you got one job, dip shit
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (rpxSz)
-----

Vindmin again!

Posted by: WisRich at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (G0vdT)

405 Rush called it last year, they would start doing away with elections
_________________

They started with trying to corrupt elections, which was the whole purpose of the federal Motor Voter Act, which made vote fraud much easier to accomplish. But the 2016 election convinced them that that wasn't going to be enough, so now they're just going to try and do away with elections altogether.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (k4dH2)

406 360 Are they fixing the writing, the story-telling or the constant virtue-signaling?

THE DOCTOR IS BLACK!!!!! That fixes everything!!!!!1!1!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

==========

It certainly does add another "-ist" to throw at people who don't like the show, that's for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (zZbCU)

407 400 Proverbs 31:6

"Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!"
Posted by: SMOD

what about the whiskey?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)

408 Hey everybody. Off work early today.

I saw on TV last night, L'Oreal is now featuring men in their makeup commercials. Oooookay...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (L2ZTs)

409 I'll book the forklift.

He triiiieeed to kill me with a forklift!
Posted by: Joel, Crow, and Tom at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (CGB5H)

Not true!

We use the forklift to slowly raise the forks the rope is tied to. The rope, therefore, tried to kill you!

Posted by: Dose Guys over der at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (z79tQ)

410 Chrissy Matthews just crowed that, 'It's already number 55 on Amazon best-seller list!'.

'Member when Bolton was the antichrist?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (Boy/L)

411 At least one Republican Senator has the balls to call out MUTT

Kelly Loeffler calls out MUTT for appeasing the left

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (rpxSz)

412 >>>And there must be an interracial romance. Because every damned commercial on TV has a mixed-race couple.


OMG the Expedia commercial which plays every ten seconds!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (AFSld)

413
The 'Nam grunt's prayer?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)
First time I saw it was US 'un'Civil War.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (e284m)

414 It's easy, Romney talks to and interfaces with, and is influenced by people in the party. "Surely if only we could get a non RINO candidate" is wishful thinking, they will get nowhere in the party.

I only say this from experience.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (Eg9+v)

THAT republican party is now minuscule, bereft of any influence, and gone for ever with the wind. All those handful of assholes can do is throw monkey shit and wrenches to try and gum up the works

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (nRk/c)

415 s she a trans sexual lesbian? Not going to work unless she's a black trans-sexual lesbian. Because your sex partner choice is what makes these stories what they are.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (e284m)


Unwatchable?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

416 Judges 4:21

"But Jael, Heber's wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died."

Posted by: SMOD at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (3aI0K)

417 I gave up watching the shitshow. Trump should not have told us to watch this mess.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (F8rys)

418 I could smell the flop sweat through my monitor.

Posted by: SkylerKat at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (SXIn9)

419 >>Doesn't one of his two dozen sons have a sweet Ukranian "job" in a similar vein to Hunter Biden's?


Tag, and IIRC it's through a company he created with his dad after the 2012 election, Solamere Capital.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 03:45 PM (bDqIh)

420 Godless man who has no dawn. Whoa

Posted by: Seriously yall at January 27, 2020 03:45 PM (5W9Vn)

421 295
Bolton releasing a book in time to (he hopes) testify in the Senate puts
him pretty much on the same level as Kim Kardashian making a sex tape,
only fewer people will care to notice.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 03:31 PM (yL25O)

_________


"When I said I wanted a whore with a stash, I didn't mean Bolton!"

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 03:45 PM (MOwkl)

422 398 When I vote for Trump this time, I'm going to take out my dick and wag it at the Democrat candidate name on the ballot.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (a36Hc)

==========

*blushes*
-Pete Buttigieg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:45 PM (zZbCU)

423 When I vote for Trump this time, I'm going to take out my dick and wag it at the Democrat candidate name on the ballot.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (a36Hc)


Now I REALLY want to win the nomination!

Posted by: Mayo Peter at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

424 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (9gDA7)

425 398 When I vote for Trump this time, I'm going to take out my dick and wag it at the Democrat candidate name on the ballot.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (a36Hc)


what if it's Buttplug ??

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (rpxSz)

426 Patrick Philbin attacking the entire House Democrat procedures

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (ZCEU2)

427 We are now a nation of 12 year old girls.

Posted by: DonnaV



On their 1st period.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (gR+IE)

428 Doesn't one of his two dozen sons have a sweet Ukranian "job" in a similar vein to Hunter Biden's?


Tag, and IIRC it's through a company he created with his dad after the 2012 election, Solamere Capital.
=====
Foreign Aid is a kickback machine. And you need a way to wash it.

Posted by: simplemind at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (1pqB7)

429 I saw on TV last night, L'Oreal is now featuring men in their makeup commercials. Oooookay...

I am really baffled by this, too. Remember back when Reagan won everyone in entertainment went "whoa, we better dial it back, obviously the mood of the country is not with this stuff" But Trump wins and everyone goes "what we need is MORE OF THE CRAZY THAT ENRAGED PEOPLE ENOUGH TO ELECT TRUMP!!!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)

430 I do like Patrick Philbin-Trump's lawyer speaking now. He has a very calm, professorial manner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (WI7YS)

431 413
The 'Nam grunt's prayer?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)
First time I saw it was US 'un'Civil War.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (e284m)

Makes sense. Broadly applicable across theaters of battle I'm sure.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (NWiLs)

432 Blessed are the cheesemakers.

Posted by: Kazi at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (0x00j)

433 Cows need wadda
Walter Brennen 1:2-3

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (k/TB6)

434 If the Democratic Party were in the middle of a death spiral, how different would it look?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:18 PM (zZbCU)

Democrats will exist as long as there is envy, resentment, and delusion. And Marx. Can't forget Marx.

Posted by: troyriser at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (E2EAq)

435 When I vote for Trump this time, I'm going to take out my dick and wag it at the Democrat candidate name on the ballot.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (a36Hc)

You must be taller than me? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (nRk/c)

436 Of course it's a Bible verse.

It says "Revelations" right there on the screen!
A couple lapses, apocalypse, whatever.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (oRpiG)

437 When you're so anti-Christ, you know NOTHING about his word.....

That's a Democrat.

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (9gDA7)

438 415
s she a trans sexual lesbian? Not going to work unless she's a black
trans-sexual lesbian. Because your sex partner choice is what makes
these stories what they are.



Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (e284m)



Unwatchable?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (YqDXo)
Watched some show on NexFlush yesterday - Supernatural creature fighters with 2 kids - the son was gay - got to the implied blow job before the end of the first episode.
Because that's what makes the story line tick, you know?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (e284m)

439 "Most" fans ditched about four seasons back.

Let's be clear, I was a bigger Whovian than just about anybody until late Smith. I mean, I still am for the whole classic era and even Cushing for perversity. I'm talking I own a Dalek prop.

wasn't sold on Capaldi and had less time on my hands, so "feh".

Angry Aunt Doctor? LOLGF

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 03:47 PM (CGB5H)

440 Genesis 25:30, NASB:

"and Esau said to Jacob, 'Please let me have a swallow of that red stuff there, for I am famished."

Posted by: SMOD at January 27, 2020 03:47 PM (3aI0K)

441 The producers at BBC have figured out the problems with Dr Who and are taking swift, decisive action to address them...

by changing the doctor to another woman.

But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/r2cuw52
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


To be fair, Lenny Henry's Dr. Who parody was pretty funny.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 27, 2020 03:47 PM (ejd/p)

442 and lo I say unto you it would be easier for Jerry Nadler to pass through the eye of a needle than for him to passeth up a McRib

Posted by: Stuff Zarathustra Spoke at January 27, 2020 03:47 PM (nFwvY)

443 And it's a one-way street, of course. You're never going to see a movie about the Zulu wars where the Zulu king is played by a pasty.white, freckle-faced, red-haired Irish guy.

Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (tFC+M)

Shaka McZulu?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 27, 2020 03:47 PM (Wm5SB)

444 >>>Blessed are the cheesemakers.


You misspelled cheerleaders.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 27, 2020 03:47 PM (AFSld)

445 Thou shall not holdth aid and bear false witness against thy biden to the advantage of thine self.

Posted by: Priapism at January 27, 2020 03:47 PM (2cfUo)

446 And there must be an interracial romance. Because every damned commercial on TV has a mixed-race couple.


OMG the Expedia commercial which plays every ten seconds!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 27, 2020 03:44 PM (AFSld)


Or that ridiculous toilet paper commercial where the imbecile white red-headed dad writes "I am so so so so so (ad infinitum) sorry!" to his sulky little black daughter locked in her room.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 03:47 PM (Ki5SV)

447 Christopher, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2020 03:47 PM (L2ZTs)

448
Makes sense. Broadly applicable across theaters of battle I'm sure.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (NWiLs)
Probably doesn't work in anything but English though

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:48 PM (e284m)

449 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".

-
In fact, they're the problem!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)

450 439 "Most" fans ditched about four seasons back.

Let's be clear, I was a bigger Whovian than just about anybody until late Smith. I mean, I still am for the whole classic era and even Cushing for perversity. I'm talking I own a Dalek prop.

wasn't sold on Capaldi and had less time on my hands, so "feh".

Angry Aunt Doctor? LOLGF
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 03:47 PM (CGB5H)

==========

Smith's first season of Doctor Who is my favorite season of Who.

His next was a letdown, and it never got better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:48 PM (zZbCU)

451 398 When I vote for Trump this time, I'm going to take out my dick and wag it at the Democrat candidate name on the ballot.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (a36Hc)


I'd be careful with that Buttplug fella.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 27, 2020 03:48 PM (1s2j5)

452 might as well do away with elections in new york and california. your vote counts for shit anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:48 PM (KP5rU)

453 402 But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!

And there must be an interracial romance. Because every damned commercial on TV has a mixed-race couple.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 03:43 PM (Ki5SV)

Not just a mixed race couple, but a white man & a black woman. And they always have a little girl (with the same hairstyle in every commercial), never a little boy.

Posted by: josephistan at January 27, 2020 03:48 PM (7HtZB)

454 Bless-ed are the beer drinkers.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:48 PM (e284m)

455 When you're so anti-Christ, you know NOTHING about his word.....

Also, I think the most eye-opening thing in the world would be members of Congress having to disclose their prescription drugs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (Boy/L)

456 I just guilt tripped a progtard greenie vegan about driving his single occupancy vehicle to work every day when there is a perfectly good light rail system only a couple of blocks away from him that would drop him off AT WORK.

he even admitted as much.

I told him to walk the walk.

heh. fuckers. you first.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (d7Ww2)

457 The Bernie video from earlier should scare the holy hell out of everyone. Insert Democratic, please. No, fuckhole. You're a socialist / communist. There's no arguing that.

You want the government to control absolutely everything in American's lives.

I give moderate credit to the CBS "reporter" actually throwing questions at him, sticking to her guns and visibly shaking the old commie fucker.

He was getting angry. How DARE her question his plans.

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (9gDA7)

458 Or that ridiculous toilet paper commercial where the imbecile white red-headed dad writes "I am so so so so so (ad infinitum) sorry!" to his sulky little black daughter locked in her room.

Yeah that one annoys me. Its cute, but its also child in charge and daddy literally crawling to her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (KZzsI)

459 Unbelievable. Schumer just said that "elections are NOT the remedy".

Well in NY he is correct

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (nRk/c)

460 Acts 2:15
"For these are not drunken, as ye suppose, seeing it is but the third hour of the day."

Posted by: SMOD at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (3aI0K)

461 I think what he was trying to say was, "The Force, Luke! Use the Force!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (+y/Ru)

462 https://tinyurl.com/rf4ue8c

NEW POLL: On virtually every big indicator Americans say things are better today than they were at the end of the Obama-Biden presidency.

Economy is better (+22 points), country is more secure (+18 points), the military is stronger (+15 points), streets are safer (+9 points)...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (vEIlU)

463 >>>Or that ridiculous toilet paper commercial where the imbecile white red-headed dad writes "I am so so so so so (ad infinitum) sorry!" to his sulky little black daughter locked in her room.


Ugh, yes!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (AFSld)

464 Reminds me of this funny clip from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

Classic John Cleese reading from the Bible:

https://tinyurl.com/Meaning-of-Life-Prayer

Posted by: Of Course at January 27, 2020 03:50 PM (fp3O8)

465 452 might as well do away with elections in new york and california. your vote counts for shit anyway.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:48 PM (KP5rU)

============

I keep repeating this, but 18% of New York City residents voted in the last mayoral race.

And de Blassio has an approval rating in the 30s.

It's not that NY votes don't matter. It's that they don't vote and they get what motivated progressives who do vote want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:50 PM (zZbCU)

466 Trying to watch "Howards End" on PBS, but, yeah, Leonard Bast's wife is black, 'cause there was so much of that going around in Edwardian England.

I just don't bother with any BBC adaptations made after 2000 anymore. We recently watched their 2016 version of 'The Moonstone', where the family retainer Betteridge, is black, whereas everyone knows that such a family servant in a Victorian home would have been old stock English. "But there were blacks in England in 1868, and the author doesn't say Betteridge WASN'T black, so he COULD HAVE BEEN black!" Yeah, well, there were Chinese in England back then, as well as Muslims - 10 years from now will we be watching a hijabed Penelope Betteridge waiting on Rachel Verinder? Or will Rachel herself be Muslim? I mean, she could have converted, right? The author doesn't say she ISN'T Muslim.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 27, 2020 03:50 PM (/sU02)

467 The book of McCain has this as:
Bless-ed are the beer drinkers
For they shall keep my wife in business
Amen.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 03:50 PM (e284m)

468 The producers at BBC have figured out the problems with Dr Who and are taking swift, decisive action to address them...



by changing the doctor to another woman.



But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!



https://preview.tinyurl.com/r2cuw52

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor




Not a trans or lesbian? How trans/lesbophobic of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2020 03:50 PM (a4xU3)

469 I just guilt tripped a progtard greenie vegan about driving his single occupancy vehicle to work every day when there is a perfectly good light rail system only a couple of blocks away from him that would drop him off AT WORK.

he even admitted as much.

I told him to walk the walk.

heh. fuckers. you first.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (d7Ww2)


He won't do it.

YOU must bow to the gods of global warmening. Not he. Because he believes, he doesn't have to abide.

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 03:50 PM (9gDA7)

470 It's a lot easier to do an impeachment if you don't have to do due process.

(maybe not an exact quote)

Patrick Philbin

Posted by: m at January 27, 2020 03:51 PM (oGFm1)

471 The producers at BBC have figured out the problems with Dr Who and are taking swift, decisive action to address them...

by changing the doctor to another woman.

But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/r2cuw52
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Pfft. Nobody cares about black people anymore. "Trans" is The New Hotness in Intersectional Calvinball.

Posted by: I Have Questions at January 27, 2020 03:51 PM (BvNzB)

472 456 I just guilt tripped a progtard greenie vegan about driving his single occupancy vehicle to work every day when there is a perfectly good light rail system only a couple of blocks away from him that would drop him off AT WORK.

he even admitted as much.

I told him to walk the walk.

heh. fuckers. you first.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (d7Ww2)

===========

He's gonna signal his virtue super hard on the Internet tonight.

Maybe he'll doxx someone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:51 PM (zZbCU)

473 462 https://tinyurl.com/rf4ue8c

NEW POLL: On virtually every big indicator Americans say things are better today than they were at the end of the Obama-Biden presidency.

Economy is better (+22 points), country is more secure (+18 points), the military is stronger (+15 points), streets are safer (+9 points)...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (vEIlU)

Soon.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 27, 2020 03:51 PM (/YAUo)

474 I need some of what Patrick Philbin says to be written out. He's very lawyerly.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2020 03:51 PM (oGFm1)

475 "For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 27, 2020 03:51 PM (AFSld)

476 456 I just guilt tripped a progtard greenie vegan about driving his single occupancy vehicle to work every day when there is a perfectly good light rail system only a couple of blocks away from him that would drop him off AT WORK.

he even admitted as much.

I told him to walk the walk.

heh. fuckers. you first.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:49 PM (d7Ww2)

Fen's law.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

477

Dude, even I can quote Scripture

Posted by: Satan at January 27, 2020 03:52 PM (7HtZB)

478 398 When I vote for Trump this time, I'm going to take out my dick and wag it at the Democrat candidate name on the ballot.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 27, 2020 03:42 PM (a36Hc)


I long to see Trump peeing on the TV as his opponent delivers his concession speech.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 27, 2020 03:52 PM (/sU02)

479 And Jesus did say, "Don't take care of your neighbor directly. Vote for a government to use the threat of force to take money from people you don't like, lose most of it in the process, and then place your poor neighbor into a cycle of poverty that they will never escape. Amen."

======

Talking to a senior exec at work today. Her son was in a car accident this morning and she was going on about that....talking about how they continue to financially help their adult children.

She said she told her husband she didn't care if they went broke giving their kids money, that's why there's Medicaid. She said, "I'm a Democrat, so I'm all about going on the dole."

This person makes nearly half a million a year.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 27, 2020 03:52 PM (vg8iE)

480 I told him to walk the walk.

heh. fuckers. you first.

-
The NYT today. Circumstances force the progs to use private jets.

https://bit.ly/2Rxk8f5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)

481 The phrase "how's my azz taste" is used frequently here. For extra points, who originally said that and to whom ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 27, 2020 03:53 PM (B+t5k)

482 Pfft. Nobody cares about black people anymore.

Its pretty much ALL the BBC cares about now. They slip black characters into everything they make now, even if its insanely illogical. Ever since Kenneth Branagh got away with casting a black guy as a NORSE GOD, they've been whole hog on the idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

483 478 I long to see Trump peeing on the TV as his opponent delivers his concession speech.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 27, 2020 03:52 PM (/sU02)

==========

The Democrat won't concede.

They'll lose the electoral vote by hundreds, but the popular vote by a million or two.

The Democrat will refuse to concede, calling the Electoral College undemocratic and demand that he be made president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 03:53 PM (zZbCU)

484 James Carville?

Posted by: Caliban at January 27, 2020 03:53 PM (qEujL)

485 >>>This person makes nearly half a million a year.


She needs to be transported to one of Bernie's gulags.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 27, 2020 03:53 PM (AFSld)

486 Impeachment is really just a Catcha 22

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 03:54 PM (rpxSz)

487 Did he say, "Book of Jeans"??

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 03:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

488 Joe is whining today that Trump is trying to destroy his Family... Waaaaah...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2020 03:54 PM (6XlcD)

489 409
I'll book the forklift.



He triiiieeed to kill me with a forklift!

Posted by: Joel, Crow, and Tom at January 27, 2020 03:36 PM (CGB5H)



Mighty Jack!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 27, 2020 03:54 PM (IttZ7)

490 This person makes nearly half a million a year.
=====
I'm sure she enjoys paying taxes and doesn't bother to take any deductions or write offs either. . .

Posted by: simplemind at January 27, 2020 03:54 PM (xrQ8Z)

491 Pfft. Nobody cares about black people anymore. "Trans" is The New Hotness in Intersectional Calvinball.

DU MUSST TRANSLIGARI WERDEN

TRANSLIGARI WERDEN

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (CGB5H)

492 The Democrat won't concede.

Hillary set the bar. Just refuse to admit you lost and run around claiming you actually won. Tank Abrams followed suit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (KZzsI)

493 424 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (9gDA7

Alright, let's get this party started!

Posted by: tbodie. at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (i+qnA)

494 487 Did he say, "Book of Jeans"??
Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 03:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

Written by Levites.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (NWiLs)

495 >>
I saw on TV last night, L'Oreal is now featuring men in their makeup commercials. Oooookay...

Here's why: Drag queens are currently driving make-up trends and innovations via online make-up tutorials. That heavy Kardashian make-up look? Yeah, they stole that from drag queens. BLECH!


"Everything We Know About Beauty We Learned From Drag Queens"
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yya472qv

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (bDqIh)

496 Incidentally, I do feel for his wife and children. It was a tragic accident.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2020 03:35 PM (JoUsr)

It was also entirely avoidable. Don't fly in fog.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (LxWV7)

497 Stupid virus is getting my 401K sick.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (5t7Yo)

498 The part of Dr. Who will be played by Charlie Brown's teacher.

Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (RuIsu)

499 @407 Read it in the King James Version, and it makes perfect sense.


I hate these "Moderately Good News for Thoroughly Modern Millie"translations.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (oRpiG)

500 "Not blanket defiance."

--Patrick Philbin

Though, because I'm a moron, "blanket" called to mind that fake Indian (feather) woman who's running for US President.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (oGFm1)

501 429 I saw on TV last night, L'Oreal is now featuring men in their makeup commercials. Oooookay...

I am really baffled by this, too. Remember back when Reagan won everyone in entertainment went "whoa, we better dial it back, obviously the mood of the country is not with this stuff" But Trump wins and everyone goes "what we need is MORE OF THE CRAZY THAT ENRAGED PEOPLE ENOUGH TO ELECT TRUMP!!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)

I spent about a year working as staffing manager for Macy's years ago because my landlord and I got along much better when I paid the rent.

Cosmetics is an entirely superfluous industry. All of Fashion is. It is 100% an appeal to vanity driven by marketing and it is BIG business. If they can get men to wear make up, they double their market over night. And again, the room for profit in that industry is insane. The marketing budgets would blow your mind. The amount of stuff that they give away and just plain throw out would choke an entire Earth Day worth of environmentalists, if they were honest.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (Wm5SB)

502 Drag queens are currently driving make-up trends and innovations via online make-up tutorials

Is that where the hideous gigantic blatantly fake stupid looking eyelashes thing came from? Because its retarded and women: don't wear it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

503 I saw on TV last night, L'Oreal is now featuring men in their makeup commercials. Oooookay...

Here's why: Drag queens are currently driving make-up trends and innovations via online make-up tutorials. That heavy Kardashian make-up look? Yeah, they stole that from drag queens. BLECH!

----

They could have Trudeau be their spokesmodel for blackface.

Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 03:56 PM (tFC+M)

504 and the father sayeth to the son, "begone from my basement and toil honorably for we are moving far away...to a land of milk and honey called Florida!"

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 03:56 PM (hmgiv)

505 OUR Powerpoints are better than THEIRS.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2020 03:56 PM (oGFm1)

506 Mighty Jack!

It was Fugitive Alien II, but I'll give it a pass because Mighty Jack causes brain damage and Sandy Frank was responsible (IIRC) for Americanizing both.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 03:56 PM (CGB5H)

507 O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this good and decent woman into thine arms in the flock in thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he laid its down by the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her... give her a break.

Posted by: GrogNerd at January 27, 2020 03:56 PM (WbzMy)

508 Stupid virus is getting my 401K sick.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
======
I had to do something. Trump was eating my lunch.

Posted by: President Xi at January 27, 2020 03:56 PM (xrQ8Z)

509 The phrase "how's my azz taste" is used frequently here. For extra points, who originally said that and to whom ?
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 27, 2020 03:53 PM (B+t5k)


Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rapping to the late Kobe Bryant.

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 03:57 PM (9gDA7)

510 If they can get men to wear make up, they double their market over night.

Yeah they've been trying for years and its not worked ever, and will never work from TV ads telling men to wear it. All those fruity "men moisturize too!" ads and "men should wear scents" don't work either. Men don't get their tips from advertising and magazines.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

511 Is that where the hideous gigantic blatantly fake stupid looking eyelashes thing came from? Because its retarded and women: don't wear it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

---

I saw those things being worn by Desmond is Amazing during an interview - big, plastic, yellow things.

What. The. Hell?

Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 03:57 PM (tFC+M)

512 When trump gets through this he better unleash the fucking hammer of thor on all these bastards, and thats immediately after firing every..single.. last obama holdovers including anyone that so much as heard him fart in the hallway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2020 03:57 PM (9Om/r)

513 i would rather watch a cluster of rats fucking than watch dr who, or anything else on bbc.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 03:57 PM (KP5rU)

514 510 If they can get men to wear make up, they double their market over night.

Yeah they've been trying for years and its not worked ever, and will never work from TV ads telling men to wear it. All those fruity "men moisturize too!" ads and "men should wear scents" don't work either. Men don't get their tips from advertising and magazines.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Let me introduce you to the soyboys of seattle.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:58 PM (d7Ww2)

515
It was Fugitive Alien II, but I'll give it a
pass because Mighty Jack causes brain damage and Sandy Frank was
responsible (IIRC) for Americanizing both.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 03:56 PM (CGB5H)


I stand corrected. Was Mighty Jack the one where all the men were named Ken?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 27, 2020 03:58 PM (IttZ7)

516 Blessed are the cheesecutters.

Posted by: the guy in an elevator at January 27, 2020 03:58 PM (l3+k2)

517 The WH screws up vid

you got one job, dip shit
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (rpxSz)


It was enough to see the bloated blimp of Nadler past without having to hear his squirrely voice

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:58 PM (vEIlU)

518 But Trump wins and everyone goes "what we need is MORE OF THE CRAZY THAT ENRAGED PEOPLE ENOUGH TO ELECT TRUMP!!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)

...

I'm old enough to remember mid-terms where R's won overwhelmingly by running against Nancy Pelosi.

And there she is again in time for 2020.

I'd be excited about a big win if I thought the GOP would do something if they had House, Senate and the presidency for once.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 03:58 PM (yL25O)

519 Let me introduce you to the soyboys of seattle.....

Well I did say men

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

520 Let me introduce you to the soyboys of seattle.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2020 03:58 PM (d7Ww2)

I'll pass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (NWiLs)

521 What do Democrats understand better? The Bible or the Constitution?

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (22laR)

522 Headmaster:

And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

Chaplain and students:
O Lord! Ooh, you are so big! So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you.

Chaplain and students (singing a hymn):
O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (fp3O8)

523 and the father sayeth to the son, "begone from my basement and toil honorably for we are moving far away...to a land of milk and honey called Florida!"
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 03:56 PM


More laws and precepts of the father, for those of you who have small children:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/kjst5uc

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (ejd/p)

524 Sponge for the win !

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (B+t5k)

525 Yea, verily, put not your trust in Media.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (bCLt0)

526 346 Rombley's actions are easily explained by internal GOP dynamics, period. Whether this is nat'l GOP or Utah GOP I can't say, but that's the deal.

===========

Look, Collins's outlook is explainable the same way Joe Manchin's are -- Senate district that isn't True Red/Blue, respectively.

Murkowski has no excuse -- Alaska is conservative, and they tried to throw her entitled ass out, but she razzle-dazzled by doing an end around Joe Miller in 2016 by going Write-In candidate, and thereby getting all the Alaska Dem's spoiler votes.

But Romney?! He's got no excuse whatsoever. He represents a reliable GOP Senate seat. He has his power because of his personal religion, and he appears motivated by an error-ridden belief that there is such a thing as compromise and Democrats that play fair and persuadable by reason and logic.

But he can only believe that by ignoring the reality that the Dems -- across the board -- are hell bent on scorched earth destruction of their political opposition and unchecked acquisition of raw power, not based on reason, facts or argument, but on corruption, manufactured outrage and manipulated and untrue media coverage.

Mitt Romney -- like anyone else -- can't not see this. He willingly chooses to pretend it's not happening, because he's a coward and thinks he can enjoy political power without being subjected to the attacks every other GOP politician and personality is subjected to. This, despite that these same reprehensible asshats DID do the same thing to him, when he had the nomination for and ran, badly, for President.

There is no scenario where having Mitt Romney in power, in any capacity, helps anyone except Democrats.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (DRgs8)

527 Yea, though I walk thru the Valley of Death.
It is too late to fear Evil.
For I have annoyed the Golden Scalp Weasel,
and surely my scoops shall be one for eternity.

Posted by: DaveA at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (FhXTo)

528 510 If they can get men to wear make up, they double their market over night.

Yeah they've been trying for years and its not worked ever, and will never work from TV ads telling men to wear it. All those fruity "men moisturize too!" ads and "men should wear scents" don't work either. Men don't get their tips from advertising and magazines.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

P&G are still working on selling the whole soap idea to men.

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (SUJyY)

529 i would rather watch a cluster of rats fucking than watch dr who, or anything else on bbc.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

---

Or a king rat eating a homeless guy.

Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (tFC+M)

530 Suddenly, it's all clear . . .

Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
John Bolton is an extreme hawk on Iran.

2 days after Bolton submitted his manuscript to the White House, Trump killed Iran's General Qassem Soleimani.

Coincidence?

Or was Trump trying to influence Bolton not to testify to the Senate?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

531 516
Blessed are the cheesecutters.


Posted by: the guy in an elevator at January 27, 2020 03:58 PM (l3+k2)

...for they shall inherit the earth. Or at least the immediate vicinity.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (hmgiv)

532 383 The WH screws up vid

you got one job, dip shit
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (rpxSz)

C-SPAN's working.
?

Posted by: m at January 27, 2020 04:00 PM (oGFm1)

533 509 The phrase "how's my azz taste" is used frequently here. For extra points, who originally said that and to whom ?
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 27, 2020 03:53 PM (B+t5k)

As far as I know, Sheila Melinck, 1964

first time I heard it

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 04:00 PM (rpxSz)

534 517 The WH screws up vid

you got one job, dip shit
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 03:41 PM (rpxSz)

It was enough to see the bloated blimp of Nadler past without having to hear his squirrely voice

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 03:58 PM (vEIlU)


The sound didn't play in at least one of the House's video clips.

Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 04:00 PM (AMIL/)

535 P&G are still working on selling the whole soap idea to men.

Wood smoke was good enough for my pappy and its good enough for me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

536 521 What do Democrats understand better? The Bible or the Constitution?
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (22laR)

To a Democrat, both are as poison to the stomach, or a burning coal to the lips.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 04:00 PM (NWiLs)

537 P&G are still working on selling the whole soap idea to men.
Posted by: Roy

----

They've been trying that since way back when Snow White was showing the dwarves how to wash their hands.

It'll never catch on.

Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 04:00 PM (tFC+M)

538 533 509 The phrase "how's my azz taste" is used frequently here. For extra points, who originally said that and to whom ?
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 27, 2020 03:53 PM (B+t5k)

As far as I know, Sheila Melinck, 1964

first time I heard it
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 04:00 PM (rpxSz)

Road Runner to Wile E. Coyote?

Posted by: m at January 27, 2020 04:01 PM (oGFm1)

539 >>Is that where the hideous gigantic blatantly fake stupid looking
eyelashes thing came from? Because its retarded and women: don't wear
it.


Yup. Look ate the heavy eye make-up - theatrical, painted-on eyebrows, heavy eyeliner, high contrast eye shadow etc. That is drag queen. Once you see the connection you can't unsee it: women's make-up fashion is drag style.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 04:01 PM (bDqIh)

540 488 Joe is whining today that Trump is trying to destroy his Family... Waaaaah...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2020 03:54 PM (6XlcD)


I actually agree with Joe on this one. I'm right out of patience with this "try" business. In the words of master Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try. I want Biden squashed like a bug or lets move on.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 27, 2020 04:01 PM (kUmUV)

541
There is no scenario where having Mitt Romney in power, in any capacity, helps anyone except Democrats.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (DRgs

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2020 04:01 PM (nRk/c)

542 For those of us who can't see twitter videos: What does he say (when attempting to quote the bible)?

Posted by: zombie at January 27, 2020 04:01 PM (fK2gX)

543 521 What do Democrats understand better? The Bible or the Constitution?
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (22laR)

To a Democrat, both are as poison to the stomach, or a burning coal to the lips.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

---

They're both open to individual likes and dislikes.

Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 04:01 PM (tFC+M)

544 No Basements for Old Sons in Florida.

Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (RuIsu)

545 P&G are still working on selling the whole soap idea to men.
Posted by: Roy

Real men wash their face with Lava.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (5t7Yo)

546 539 >>Is that where the hideous gigantic blatantly fake stupid looking
eyelashes thing came from? Because its retarded and women: don't wear
it.


Yup. Look ate the heavy eye make-up - theatrical, painted-on eyebrows, heavy eyeliner, high contrast eye shadow etc. That is drag queen. Once you see the connection you can't unsee it: women's make-up fashion is drag style.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 04:01 PM (bDqIh)


So, Brian Stelter.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (bCLt0)

547 Was Mighty Jack the one where all the men were named Ken?
No, Mighty Jack was the secret base nonsense with not a single memorable character of any kind.

All men being Ken who weren't Captain Joe or Rocky was Fugitive Alien. Actually the "Ken" gimmick was FA 1, the forklift was FA 2, though the distinction is academic because they were chopped out of the same show.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (CGB5H)

548 For those of us who can't see twitter videos: What does he say (when attempting to quote the bible)?
Posted by: zombie

---

Not sure.

He begins speaking in tongues.

Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (tFC+M)

549 531 516
Blessed are the cheesecutters.


Posted by: the guy in an elevator at January 27, 2020 03:58 PM (l3+k2)

...for they shall inherit the earth. Or at least the immediate vicinity.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (hmgiv)

And lo, they are a deceitful people, who doth cast their shame upon the pets of the house.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

550 It wasn't the apple, it was the boobehs.

Posted by: Adam at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

551 I see "Bombshell" all over the MFM this pm....

Posted by: Colin at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (30CAi)

552 Sponge for the win !
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (B+t5k)


For. The. Win.

https://youtu.be/TtbilFAG7ac

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (9gDA7)

553 I'm surprised when politicians quote Scripture. They all work for Satan, so they know there's a G-d whose wrath they are courting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (EQRLd)

554 yea though i walk through the valley of death, i shall fear no one. for i am the meanest motherfucker in the valley. fuck all y'all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (KP5rU)

555 Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
John Bolton is an extreme hawk on Iran.

2 days after Bolton submitted his manuscript to the White House, Trump killed Iran's General Qassem Soleimani.

Coincidence?

Or was Trump trying to influence Bolton not to testify to the Senate?


Think about how fucked in the head you are to come up with that.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 04:03 PM (Boy/L)

556
It wasn't the apple, it was the boobehs.

Posted by: Adam at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (v0R5T)


Suddenly it all makes sense.lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2020 04:03 PM (9Om/r)

557 And g-dish said be meek and let them runneth over you.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:03 PM (nwiOX)

558 Buttigieg not, lest ye be buttigieged.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 27, 2020 04:04 PM (88+cf)

559 555 Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
John Bolton is an extreme hawk on Iran.


It was Karl Rove !!!!!!!!

what a putz

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 04:04 PM (rpxSz)

560 Consider the weasels, do they not camp close to the fields where they find nourishment?

-Malodorus 5:7

Posted by: Minuteman at January 27, 2020 04:04 PM (qxvq6)

561 Jesus left Chicago, quite a while back. Just sayin'.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:04 PM (bCLt0)

562 Posted by: zombie at January 27, 2020 04:01 PM (fK2gX)

"ahh, uhh, words..somthing about your words...uhh, emm your words. people will know you by your words..."

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 04:05 PM (DB16e)

563
"And then ill we were, shallow on the earth, my herd of vice speaking to me, licking with a negro tongue, of witness to prosecute you of me? to hardly kick against my prick."

Thank you Senator.

Posted by: Khun Ty at January 27, 2020 04:05 PM (ua5p7)

564 549
531 516

Blessed are the cheesecutters.





Posted by: the guy in an elevator at January 27, 2020 03:58 PM (l3+k2)



...for they shall inherit the earth. Or at least the immediate vicinity.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (hmgiv)



And lo, they are a deceitful people, who doth cast their shame upon the pets of the house.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

Ok, that was really fucking funny Insom. A man of the cloth I see.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 04:05 PM (hmgiv)

565 Bolton's wife says he kisses like a carpet washer.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 27, 2020 04:05 PM (14Kss)

566 Is there a .lol domain?

Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 04:05 PM (RuIsu)

567 Buttigieg not, lest ye be buttigieged.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 27, 2020 04:04 PM (88+cf)


My favorite is Trump talking about him.

"No one knows how to say his name. They tell me it's Boot Edge Edge. What kind of name is that? Boot Edge Edge. "

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 04:05 PM (9gDA7)

568 559 555 Lawrence O'Donnell@Lawrence
John Bolton is an extreme hawk on Iran.


It was Karl Rove !!!!!!!!

what a putz
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 04:04 PM (rpxSz)

And stop that pounding!!

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:05 PM (bCLt0)

569 Crude plunges

I guess all that $100 a barrel hair on fire has been extinguished

another Salami lie exposed

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 04:05 PM (rpxSz)

570 BINGO! There's a goodie.

-The Book of Bryant, 1:6.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 04:06 PM (Boy/L)

571 For those of us who can't see twitter videos: What does he say (when attempting to quote the bible)?

I'll try to transcribe it:

aum, there's a -- in the book of James, there's a- a verse that says, uh, ahh.... something... (awkward pause) people... (awkward pause) something about "by your word" (unintelligible) "People -- remember will remember what you say, but they'll remember what you do" something to that effect. We need to hear -- we need the truth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

572 481
The phrase "how's my azz taste" is used frequently here. For extra points, who originally said that and to whom ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 27, 2020 03:53 PM (B+t5k)

________


Epstein's cellmate.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 04:06 PM (MOwkl)

573 And lo Apollo said unto Joseph, Look to the Mountains of Ukraine, for there you will find a place for your son to take the money of Caesar and some salad.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2020 04:06 PM (r+sAi)

574 Yud nah. They think all they need to do is throw out a portion and we'll cower down and accept the Truthiness there are trying to gift us through His words

Lol. The should read the next parsha!

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:06 PM (OGMXJ)

575 Once you see the connection you can't unsee it: women's make-up fashion is drag style.

Women, under desperate pressure to be like men and warring with the impulse that they should be feminine and competing with one another; they, having lost the moorings to traditional femininity, end up referring to parody as most genuine?

Kind of like the historical documents thing in Galaxy Quest, almost.

Also, messed up enough to write several dissertations on, but impossible to publish them.

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 27, 2020 04:06 PM (CGB5H)

576 Jesus left Chicago, quite a while back. Just sayin'.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:04 PM (bCLt0)


But, but the new temple to Obama is going to replace Jesus in Chicago. (His new library or shrine)

Posted by: Colin at January 27, 2020 04:06 PM (30CAi)

577 553 I'm surprised when politicians quote Scripture. They all work for Satan
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice.


The fakest thing I ever saw was when Bill Clinton was first fending off the Juanita Brodderick accusations, he suddenly started carrying around this gigantic bible, to prove how Godly he was. It was ridiculous in the extreme.

Posted by: zombie at January 27, 2020 04:07 PM (fK2gX)

578 569 Crude plunges

I guess all that $100 a barrel hair on fire has been extinguished

another Salami lie exposed
Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 04:05 PM (rpxSz)

All the stripper wells in my area are pumping away.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:07 PM (bCLt0)

579 Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:06

I guess a new thread is coming up.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 04:07 PM (5t7Yo)

580 536 521 What do Democrats understand better? The Bible or the Constitution?
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2020 03:59 PM (22laR)

To a Democrat, both are as poison to the stomach, or a burning coal to the lips.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 04:00 PM (NWiLs)


When Democrats quote either one, the Media cheers the righteousness of the Dems. When a Republican quotes either one, the Media denounces him/her, saying religion or belief in the exact words of the Constitution are the last refuge of a scoundrel, traitor, heretic, and a Depolable.

Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2020 04:07 PM (AMIL/)

581 Book of McCollough 24:1

Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 04:07 PM (RuIsu)

582 Ok, that was really fucking funny Insom. A man of the cloth I see.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 27, 2020 04:05 PM (hmgiv)

Many many years in church.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 04:08 PM (NWiLs)

583 I'm surprised when politicians quote Scripture. They
all work for Satan, so they know there's a G-d whose wrath they are
courting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (EQRLd)

And the three men I admire most,

the father, son, and the holy ghost
They caught the last train for the coast

(something some dude said in the 70's)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2020 04:08 PM (9Om/r)

584 571 For those of us who can't see twitter videos: What does he say (when attempting to quote the bible)?

I'll try to transcribe it:

aum, there's a -- in the book of James, there's a- a verse that says, uh, ahh.... something... (awkward pause) people... (awkward pause) something about "by your word" (unintelligible) "People -- remember will remember what you say, but they'll remember what you do" something to that effect. We need to hear -- we need the truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Ah., Thank you. Classic.

Posted by: zombie at January 27, 2020 04:08 PM (fK2gX)

585 572
481

The phrase "how's my azz taste" is used frequently here. For extra points, who originally said that and to whom ?



Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 27, 2020 03:53 PM (B+t5k)

________


Epstein's cellmate.


Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 04:06 PM (MOwkl)
Bill Clinton, taking another draw from his cigar after aiming a little too low with it with Monica.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 27, 2020 04:08 PM (N39Ws)

586 >>Buttigieg not, lest ye be buttigieged.

"Honor your father and your mother, that you may live a long time, so long as they don't sayeth 'We are not yet ready for this' and abort you in the hour before you are born."Buttigieg's Bible

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

587 Can't they quote Klingon quotes?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 27, 2020 04:09 PM (14Kss)

588 560
Consider the weasels, do they not camp close to the fields where they find nourishment?



-Malodorus 5:7

Posted by: Minuteman at January 27, 2020 04:04 PM (qxvq6)

They are lame and cannot eat the mussels as we do with tools, so they will be made into coats of questionable quality for ever and ever.

Posted by: The Book of Otters 12:22 at January 27, 2020 04:09 PM (hmgiv)

589
The fakest thing I ever saw was when Bill Clinton was first fending off the Juanita Brodderick accusations, he suddenly started carrying around this gigantic bible, to prove how Godly he was. It was ridiculous in the extreme.
Posted by: zombie

=======

Do you also remember when Jesse Jackson went to the white house to perform emergency spiritual counseling?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at January 27, 2020 04:09 PM (o5QNU)

590
The producers at BBC have figured out the problems with Dr Who and are taking swift, decisive action to address them...

by changing the doctor to another woman.

But she's BLACK this time!!! That will fix everything!!!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/r2cuw52
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor







Funny thing is, Dr Who is pretty much the only pop culture franchise where you can drop in white men, black women, trans men, asian teenage girls etc into the lead role, and it's make perfect sense within the show's internal logic.

But they fucked it all up by caterwauling about how woke Dr Who is because they FINALLY had a woman in the role. Should have shut their trap and just got down to writing decent scripts rather than trying to wave their freak flag high.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2020 04:09 PM (kw0bd)

591 572
481

The phrase "how's my azz taste" is used frequently here. For extra points, who originally said that and to whom ?



Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 27, 2020 03:53 PM (B+t5k)

________


Epstein's cellmate.


Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 04:06 PM (MOwkl)

Zombie Reagan to the Soviets.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 04:09 PM (1CjJc)

592 Schumer getting nuked with his own video from the Clinton 'peach mint is glorious.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 04:09 PM (DB16e)

593 All the stripper wells in my area are pumping away.
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:07 PM (bCLt0)

Make it rain!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 04:10 PM (NWiLs)

594 No President will ever be removed from office by the Senate except for illness

If a President does something really bad he will just resign

You'll never muster 67 votes for removal

but if the mechanism wasn't there, we would have problems

so were basically fucked

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 04:10 PM (rpxSz)

595 For those of us who can't see twitter videos: What does he say (when attempting to quote the bible)?

-
He says he can't quote it but in the Book of James and then proceeds to prove that he can't quote it. I'm not even sure it qualifies as language. Then the news bimbo says, "We know where you stand." We do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

596 I heard Bill and Jesse laughing from here.

Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 04:10 PM (RuIsu)

597 Man just wait until they start killing our babies! Oh yeah they already talked us into that.

As piglosi said a gift from G-dGift

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:10 PM (AlDDQ)

598 Did he say, "Book of Jeans"??


Written by Levites.



Golf clap.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 04:11 PM (nfcV2)

599
Crude plunges

I guess all that $100 a barrel hair on fire has been extinguished


With everyone in China dead or dying, demand will go down.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2020 04:11 PM (7rVsF)

600 I'm surprised the leading cause of death in Congress is not lightning strike.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 04:11 PM (5t7Yo)

601 The Bird is the Word is the Word.

Posted by: Bela Pelosi at January 27, 2020 04:11 PM (oZuI0)

602 Huh, he must be one of my lesser demons.

Posted by: The Devil at January 27, 2020 04:11 PM (MmFTx)

603 599
Crude plunges

I guess all that $100 a barrel hair on fire has been extinguished

With everyone in China dead or dying, demand will go down.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2020 04:11 PM (7rVsF)


Dim Sum futures are down.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:11 PM (bCLt0)

604 when Bill Clinton was first fending off the Juanita Brodderick accusations, he suddenly started carrying around this gigantic bible,

-
Must have been inch sized type.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)

605 PEAK OIL

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 04:12 PM (nfcV2)

606 As God so famously said on the 8th day: "This Death Star is fully operational!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 04:12 PM (dNzKv)

607 Dem G-d go glean everyone fields now!

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:12 PM (AlDDQ)

608 Crude plunges

I guess all that $100 a barrel hair on fire has been extinguished

With everyone in China dead or dying, demand will go down.
======
So, your sayin' don't go long on chop stick futures?

Posted by: President Xi at January 27, 2020 04:12 PM (kmBh+)

609 The Bible on bath salts

Posted by: logprof at January 27, 2020 04:13 PM (oZuI0)

610 Crude plunges.

WWIII is being waged with green renewables.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 04:13 PM (DB16e)

611 All the stripper wells in my area are pumping away.
Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:07 PM (bCLt0)


Dawn Wells a stripper

things are looking up

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 04:13 PM (rpxSz)

612 606 As God so famously said on the 8th day: "This Death Star is fully operational!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 04:12 PM (dNzKv)

==========

The second one, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 04:13 PM (zZbCU)

613 The fakest thing I ever saw was when Bill Clinton was first fending off the Juanita Brodderick accusations, he suddenly started carrying around this gigantic bible, to prove how Godly he was. It was ridiculous in the extreme.
Posted by: zombie


That was indeed cringeworthy. It was of a piece with Ted Kennedy showing up for Mary Jo's funeral wearing a neck brace. Disgusting, even to his aides.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

614 Shh Sebastion!

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:14 PM (AlDDQ)

615 Something, uh, in the book of Jethro Boudine, "Orange Man Bad" and "Goesinta" I think it was.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 04:14 PM (e284m)

616 613 That was indeed cringeworthy. It was of a piece with Ted Kennedy showing up for Mary Jo's funeral wearing a neck brace. Disgusting, even to his aides.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

==========

Tangent:

Chappaquiddick is a really good movie and highly recommended.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 04:14 PM (zZbCU)

617 It was ok for the FBI to investigate all of Trump's staff and family during the 2016 election. I would love to see him send the FBI after Biden's staff and family using the same self leaking to the MSM and echo back justification that the Deep State used. I just don't know if he could find an honest FBI/DOJ group to faithfully investigate.

Posted by: Downcast at January 27, 2020 04:14 PM (/G1tx)

618 Bible on bath salts
Posted by: logprof at January 27, 2020 04:13 PM (oZuI0)
Winner

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:14 PM (AlDDQ)

619 aum, there's a -- in the book of James, there's a- a verse that says, uh, ahh.... something... (awkward pause) people... (awkward pause) something about "by your word" (unintelligible) "People -- remember will remember what you say, but they'll remember what you do" something to that effect. We need to hear -- we need the truth.

-
Authentic frontier gibberish.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)

620 Lo, and on the third day here shall be surprise anal all across the land.

Posted by: The Book of Otters 3:15 at January 27, 2020 04:15 PM (hmgiv)

621 617 It was ok for the FBI to investigate all of Trump's staff and family during the 2016 election. I would love to see him send the FBI after Biden's staff and family using the same self leaking to the MSM and echo back justification that the Deep State used. I just don't know if he could find an honest FBI/DOJ group to faithfully investigate.
Posted by: Downcast at January 27, 2020 04:14 PM (/G1tx)

========

They should get Steele to do the dossier again, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 04:15 PM (zZbCU)

622 Tangent:

Chappaquiddick is a really good movie and highly recommended.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 04:14 PM (zZbCU)


Agreed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2020 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

623 Did the Bible quoting Democrat Democrat explode into flames?
The criminal media loves Bible quoting Democrats but hates Bible quoting actual Christians.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 04:15 PM (vk9rB)

624 For those of us who can't see twitter videos: What does he say (when attempting to quote the bible)?

I'll try to transcribe it:

aum, there's a -- in the book of James, there's a- a verse that says, uh, ahh.... something... (awkward pause) people... (awkward pause) something about "by your word" (unintelligible) "People -- remember will remember what you say, but they'll remember what you do" something to that effect. We need to hear -- we need the truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)
........

needs Mandela Funeral Sign Language guy

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

625 604 when Bill Clinton was first fending off the Juanita Brodderick accusations, he suddenly started carrying around this gigantic bible,

-
Must have been inch sized type.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)

...

It was the kind for coupons to all the local golf courses in the back.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 27, 2020 04:15 PM (yL25O)

626 Reap what you see. Separate the shaft from the bum.

Posted by: Book of Buttigieg at January 27, 2020 04:15 PM (5t7Yo)

627 Like the good book says, A Penny Stored Up in Heaven is a Penny Earned.

Book of Jim, I believe.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 27, 2020 04:15 PM (+u0RH)

628 Who wrote The Book Of Love?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at January 27, 2020 04:15 PM (6PK7i)

629 >>The second one, right?


How about in the last one with their superships--- "Aim for their underbelly canons!"
Could they BE anymore obvious with their misandry?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)

630 558 Buttigieg not, lest ye be buttigieged.
Posted by: Roland THTG


The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground.
...
He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate.

Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom -- both young and old -- surrounded the house.

They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can buttigieg them."

Posted by: zombie at January 27, 2020 04:16 PM (fK2gX)

631 Weirdest fiction I ever read was " The Book fo Strange New Things" by Michael Faber. About a Christian Missionary who goes to another planet to evangelize the natives. bizarre. Nobody but I ever read it, I would imagine.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:16 PM (bCLt0)

632 I ate my twin.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at January 27, 2020 04:17 PM (vtcmf)

633 As G_d said and you shall take their property, their big screen tv's, and their guns

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:17 PM (AlDDQ)

634 628
Who wrote The Book Of Love?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at January 27, 2020 04:15 PM (6PK7i)
Ah, that was Steve Miller, the Pompatus.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 04:17 PM (e284m)

635 All the stripper wells in my area are pumping away.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:07 PM (bCLt0)


Glitter oil!

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 27, 2020 04:17 PM (88+cf)

636 Chappaquiddick is a really good movie and highly recommended.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 04:14 PM


What am I, chewed liver?

Posted by: Prometheus at January 27, 2020 04:17 PM (6PK7i)

637 What do Democrats understand better? The Bible or the Constitution?

A: The Constitution. The Cuban Constitution.

Posted by: Bill Clinton in a Blue Dress at January 27, 2020 04:18 PM (Ndje9)

638 Someone explain to me why the Weather Channel is 24/7 Kobe Bryant's helicopter crashed? I've seen the same blue line following I 5 along the coast since yesterday afternoon, along with half a dozen videos of WC reporters standing along the street in LA interviewing people.

Yes, it was foggy. Yes, the LAPD had grounded their own helicopters because it was too foggy to fly. I can't comprehend why they are replaying all this crap over and over.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 27, 2020 04:18 PM (PDFnL)

639 636 Chappaquiddick is a really good movie and highly recommended.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 04:14 PM

What am I, chewed liver?
Posted by: Prometheus at January 27, 2020 04:17 PM (6PK7i)

===========

THERE IS ENOUGH ROOM IN MY HEART FOR BOTH OF YOU!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 04:18 PM (zZbCU)

640 Yes, it was foggy. Yes, the LAPD had grounded their
own helicopters because it was too foggy to fly. I can't comprehend why
they are replaying all this crap over and over.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 27, 2020 04:18 PM (PDFnL)
He was killed by climate that changed.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 04:19 PM (e284m)

641
The fakest thing I ever saw was when Bill Clinton was first fending off the Juanita Brodderick accusations, he suddenly started carrying around this gigantic bible, to prove how Godly he was. It was ridiculous in the extreme.
Posted by: zombie


He should have toted around replicas of the original fifteen...uh TEN commandments.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2020 04:19 PM (aKsyK)

642 when Bill Clinton was first fending off the Juanita Brodderick accusations, he suddenly started carrying around this gigantic bible,

-
Must have been inch sized type.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)

...

Oprah did the same on her jury consultants Dr. PHil's advice when she was defending against the Cattlemen's association in Amarillo. Carried it every day and held it on her lap.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 04:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

643 It was also entirely avoidable. Don't fly in fog.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (LxWV7)



Why did nobody teach this in pilot school???

Posted by: JFK, Jr. at January 27, 2020 04:20 PM (MOJS3)

644 That was Sir Shaq A Lot, as an aside to his faithless squire, Kobi Wan Knobi.

Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 27, 2020 04:20 PM (Jj+59)

645 Oprah did the same on her jury consultants Dr.
PHil's advice when she was defending against the Cattlemen's association
in Amarillo. Carried it every day and held it on her lap.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 04:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
She had a cut out in there for the cheap gin bottle

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 04:21 PM (e284m)

646 aum, there's a -- in the book of James, there's a- a verse that says, uh, ahh.... something... (awkward pause) people... (awkward pause) something about "by your word" (unintelligible) "People -- remember will remember what you say, but they'll remember what you do" something to that effect. We need to hear -- we need the truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

Theological question here-if people remember your lies are they remembering what you said (which were lies)or remembering what you did, which was lie?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 04:21 PM (vk9rB)

647 Someone explain to me why the Weather Channel is 24/7 Kobe Bryant's helicopter crashed? I've seen the same blue line following I 5 along the coast since yesterday afternoon, along with half a dozen videos of WC reporters standing along the street in LA interviewing people.

Yes, it was foggy. Yes, the LAPD had grounded their own helicopters because it was too foggy to fly. I can't comprehend why they are replaying all this crap over and over.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 27, 2020 04:18 PM (PDFnL)

I-5 along the coast? Wierd-- It is a long ways inland once you get out of Orange County.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 04:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

648 They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can buttigieg them."
Posted by: zombie at January 27, 2020 04:16 PM (fK2gX)

As the little boy said on his Sunday School exam when they were showing off how many Bible stories they had learned, Lot's wife looked back, and she was turned into a Pillar of Salt by Day, and a Ball of Fire by Night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2020 04:21 PM (Kpl3J)

649 638 Someone explain to me why the Weather Channel is 24/7 Kobe Bryant's helicopter crashed?

.....

He's raining 3s?

Mostly cloudy with a chance of decapitation?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 27, 2020 04:21 PM (+u0RH)

650 Theological question here-if people remember your
lies are they remembering what you said (which were lies)or remembering
what you did, which was lie?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 04:21 PM (vk9rB)
At this point in time, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 27, 2020 04:22 PM (e284m)

651 Look at the big Bible on Bill!

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at January 27, 2020 04:22 PM (+y/Ru)

652 Poor guy they are easily confused and don't realize when they quoting the book of Dog .

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:22 PM (doHr9)

653 650 At this point in time, what difference does it make?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 27, 2020 04:22 PM (e284m)

==========

"Killer line, ma'am. Your presidency is in the bag."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 04:22 PM (zZbCU)

654 It was also entirely avoidable. Don't fly in fog.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2020 03:55 PM (LxWV7)


Why did nobody teach this in pilot school???
Posted by: JFK, Jr. at January 27, 2020 04:20 PM (MOJS3)


They do. It's just that when you become rich and famous, the rules for the common man stop applying to you, so you can do whatever you want, ignoring the fact that it usually ends up going horribly wrong, but THAT will never happen to YOU, ya know.

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 04:23 PM (9gDA7)

655 Controleth not thy flight into terrain.


Sikorsky 3:11

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 27, 2020 04:23 PM (88+cf)

656 Am I still dead?

Posted by: Dead Elijah Cummings at January 27, 2020 04:23 PM (e284m)

657 >>Oprah did the same on her jury consultants Dr. PHil's advice when she
was defending against the Cattlemen's association in Amarillo. Carried
it every day and held it on her lap.
All her favorite verses are in the Book of Eckhart Tolle, and her favorite apostle is Iyanla.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2020 04:24 PM (bDqIh)

658 Think about how fucked in the head you are to come up with that.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 04:03 PM (Boy/L)


Thread winner of the month

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 04:24 PM (vEIlU)

659 Think how low the ratings will be by the time Bolton actually testifies.

Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2020 04:24 PM (q177U)

660 They do. It's just that when you become rich and
famous, the rules for the common man stop applying to you, so you can do
whatever you want, ignoring the fact that it usually ends up going
horribly wrong, but THAT will never happen to YOU, ya know.

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 04:23 PM (9gDA7)


Boating accidents, plane accidents... risk, reward...

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 27, 2020 04:24 PM (Eg9+v)

661 Illinois Politician, Scandal

https://tinyurl.com/wyv4j8f

Posted by: jsg at January 27, 2020 04:24 PM (S9ODh)

662 638 Someone explain to me why the Weather Channel is 24/7 Kobe Bryant's helicopter crashed? I've seen the same blue line following I 5 along the coast since yesterday afternoon, along with half a dozen videos of WC reporters standing along the street in LA interviewing people.

Yes, it was foggy. Yes, the LAPD had grounded their own helicopters because it was too foggy to fly. I can't comprehend why they are replaying all this crap over and over.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 27, 2020 04:18 PM (PDFnL)

Maybe this will keep somebody from flying in fog sometime.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2020 04:24 PM (oGFm1)

663 I am not detecting a lot of Kobe grief here.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0)

664 How dare Kobe die in this second year of John McCain's funeral.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 04:25 PM (1CjJc)

665 660
They do. It's just that when you become rich and

famous, the rules for the common man stop applying to you, so you can do

whatever you want, ignoring the fact that it usually ends up going

horribly wrong, but THAT will never happen to YOU, ya know.



Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 04:23 PM (9gDA7)
Ah, the operating plan for the Ted Kennedy School of Driving.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 04:25 PM (e284m)

666 663
I am not detecting a lot of Kobe grief here.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0)

Read that 'Kobe Beef' and now I am hungry.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 27, 2020 04:25 PM (Eg9+v)

667 661 Illinois Politician, Scandal

https://tinyurl.com/wyv4j8f
Posted by: jsg at January 27, 2020 04:24 PM (S9ODh)

Well, sure.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0)

668 I thought he said the book of Kings, not James.

Which would have been more hilarious, since there are two Books of Kings.

Posted by: logprof at January 27, 2020 04:25 PM (oZuI0)

669 The WH lawyers should just say

The Senate is an Assayer

An Assayer reports on the ore YOU bring him

The Assayer DOES NOT mine YOUR claim for you

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 04:26 PM (rpxSz)

670 I am not detecting a lot of Kobe grief here.

It's only available in Japan.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 27, 2020 04:26 PM (nfcV2)

671
people... (awkward pause) something about "by your word" (unintelligible) "People -- remember will remember what you say, but they'll remember what you do"

People who need people are the luckiest people in the world.

Posted by: Book of Barbra at January 27, 2020 04:26 PM (aKsyK)

672 Illinois Politician, Scandal

https://tinyurl.com/wyv4j8f
Posted by: jsg at January 27, 2020 04:24 PM (S9ODh)


It happens.

Posted by: Rod Blagojevich at January 27, 2020 04:26 PM (9gDA7)

673 The played bastit ball. No fucks to give.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 27, 2020 04:26 PM (88+cf)

674 Poor guy they are easily confused and don't realize when they quoting the book of Dog .
Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:22 PM (doHr9)

Their fearing darkness
all around you
The criminals are on the run

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

675 What gets me somewhat angry is you don't take chances like this when you have your children with you.

Posted by: Book of Buttigieg at January 27, 2020 04:26 PM (5t7Yo)

676 This is awesome


look at the msnbc twit squirm

https://tinyurl.com/wnz7pod

The permanent political class in Washington DC has existed for decades as an almost parallel government, unaccountable to the people."

In case you missed @CortesSteve's fire performance defending our president last night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 04:26 PM (vEIlU)

677 They read foggy bottom

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:26 PM (doHr9)

678 664 How dare Kobe die in this second year of John McCain's funeral.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 04:25 PM (1CjJc)

lol

Posted by: IC at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (a0IVu)

679 The guy.....

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (88+cf)

680 Favorite Book of the Bible? For me, Jonah. A whale of a tale.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (bCLt0)

681 663
I am not detecting a lot of Kobe grief here.

Posted by: tubal at January 27, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0)
Could be because I reserve my sentimentality for heroes, for, you know, actual heroes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (e284m)

682 Dog is my co-pirate!

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (DB16e)

683 fucking rat bastard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 03:14 PM (zBaqJ)

Is that fucking rat bastard or rat-fucking bastard?

Posted by: Grannymimi at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (u5LFV)

684 Philbin is taking this whole sham apart patiently and reasonably.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (Xvo1a)

685 Off ironic gay last name

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (5t7Yo)

686 It's a shame about Kobe and his daughter. I don't ever speak ill of a dead American.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (Boy/L)

687 Funny thing is, Dr Who is pretty much the only pop culture franchise where you can drop in white men, black women, trans men, asian teenage girls etc into the lead role, and it's make perfect sense within the show's internal logic.

Exactly. If they had stuck to great storylines and fun stuff, and just popped the new doctor on everyone by surprise, it would have been fine. But they made it all about GIRRRL DOCTORR!!!! and apparently crap writing, and what do you know, people decided to watch something else.

This isn't 1972 when the choices are so limited. There's an ocean of entertainment options out there, we're practically drowning in them. You cannot afford to lose peoples' attention even once, let alone push people away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

688 Kobe Bryant's death is sad but I'm not a basketball fan so his death wasn't particularly significant to me emotionally.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (vk9rB)

689 Someone else probably already reported this, but the ticket requests for tomorrow's Trump rally in Wildwood NJ, has passed the 175,000 mark.


Think about that for a second or two. This has been announced for what, maybe 2 weeks?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (sy5kK)

690 Wth imma hoping they become confounded permanently

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:28 PM (O01Cg)

691 686
It's a shame about Kobe and his daughter. I don't ever speak ill of a dead American.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (Boy/L)

Hold my rear.

Posted by: hillary at January 27, 2020 04:28 PM (1CjJc)

692
I'm surprised when politicians quote Scripture. --YD

I'll do this off the top of my head, not how I usually do a quotation, on the off chance I'll get part of it wrong and it will come out funnier.
Doctor Johnson. "A Woman preaching is like a dog walking on its hind legs. The wonder is not that it is done well, but that it is done at all."

That one used to really crack 'em up at the old coffee house.


Big Talkers always have to take as the text of their meditation some famous words that everyone knows. This is why Edward Everett could go on for several hours, quoting scripture, Shakespeare, and Homeric legend as his source material, and then Lincoln muttered for about three minutes, and people felt they'd been cheated. Today, politicians quote Game of Thrones and the like instead of the Bible, and instead of lines from the Founders or the Declaration and Constitution, Pelosi quotes and paraphrases the Pledge of Allegiance. Just not a lot of common literature left.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 27, 2020 04:28 PM (oRpiG)

693 I thought he said the book of Kings, not James.

Its not impossible, he's pretty mush mouthed. I had to guess at some of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

694 689 Someone else probably already reported this, but the ticket requests for tomorrow's Trump rally in Wildwood NJ, has passed the 175,000 mark.


Think about that for a second or two. This has been announced for what, maybe 2 weeks?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (sy5kK)

===========

And Biden's pulling crowds in the hundreds.

And Van Dyke's Republican primary opponent has pulled out of the race to enter another district's race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 27, 2020 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

695 MISTAKES WERE MADE!!

Posted by: Loretta at January 27, 2020 04:29 PM (CLteG)

696 664 How dare Kobe die in this second year of John McCain's funeral.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 04:25 PM (1CjJc)

lol
Posted by: IC at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (a0IVu)

It's also too bad that J.J. Sefton's birthday was marred by Kobe's death.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 04:29 PM (vk9rB)

697 Anybody seen Buttgargle's latest ad, where he shows off how butch he was in his uniform?

I guess he's trying out the "I hate Trump and you can't criticize me because I'm a veteran!" act that worked so well for Seth Moulton.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 27, 2020 04:30 PM (Ki5SV)

698 I was just starting college when Thurman Munson slid into home.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 04:30 PM (5t7Yo)

699 I am not able to judge. But my guess is use of the Bible as a weapon is right up there.

Posted by: politics uber alles at January 27, 2020 04:30 PM (0hOKG)

700 686
It's a shame about Kobe and his daughter. I don't ever speak ill of a dead American.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (Boy/L)
This is true, and I agree. Also it's a pity the motorcyclist on the 290 service road wasn't better known. His death is a shame too, but I don't think we're going to hear much about it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 04:30 PM (e284m)

701 Lincoln muttered for about three minutes, and people felt they'd been cheated. Today, politicians quote Game of Thrones and the like instead of the Bible, and instead of lines from the Founders or the Declaration and Constitution, Pelosi quotes and paraphrases the Pledge of Allegiance. Just not a lot of common literature left.

Well stated. Its a complaint I have often lifted, we are losing shared culture other than memes, which is basically scrawling on a cave wall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

702 I've been running errands for a few hours. I've caught bits and pieces on the car radio. Have I missed anything good? Did Nadler or Schiff spontaneously combust or anything?

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 04:30 PM (cF8AT)

703 696
It's also too bad that J.J. Sefton's birthday was marred by Kobe's death.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 04:29 PM (vk9rB)


Better that than vice versa...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 04:30 PM (zBaqJ)

704 My favorite book is II Kings. I can't get enough of those walk-into-a-bar jokes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 04:31 PM (+y/Ru)

705 It's also too bad that J.J. Sefton's birthday was marred by Kobe's death.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 04:29 PM (vk9rB)

Crap. It's JJ's birthday, and somebody already got him a dead basketball player.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 04:31 PM (1CjJc)

706 Not sure of names but heard among the 9 killed was a couple with their young daughter going to the same basketball tournament.

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2020 04:31 PM (ZCEU2)

707 Posted by: IC at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (a0IVu)



It's also too bad that J.J. Sefton's birthday was marred by Kobe's death.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 04:29 PM (vk9rB)
Yeah, and John Kennedy went and ruined mine.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 04:31 PM (e284m)

708 It's also too bad that J.J. Sefton's birthday was marred by Kobe's death.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 04:29 PM (vk9rB)


Better that than vice versa...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 04:30 PM (zBaqJ)

True that

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 04:31 PM (vk9rB)

709 686 It's a shame about Kobe and his daughter. I don't ever speak ill of a dead American.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (Boy/L)

Nicely put.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2020 04:31 PM (oGFm1)

710 this Trump lawyer, Patrick Philbin seems tooo nice

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 04:31 PM (vEIlU)

711 Also it's a pity the motorcyclist on the 290 service road wasn't better known. His death is a shame too, but I don't think we're going to hear much about it.

Yeah, that's the best way to look at it. Its as sad as any accidental death. Particularly as his daughter was in the choppa.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

712 Kobe was the typical pampered athlete. He made mistakes, bought his way out of them and was overwhelmingly forgiven because he won championships.

He was a reasonably smart man, speaking multiple languages fluently and lived in multiple parts of the world as a youngster.

Got famous, banged young white girls in the pooper while married, lied about it, then paid his wife off with cash and jewlery.

I choose not to morn so much for those that live that lifestyle.

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 04:32 PM (9gDA7)

713 703 696
It's also too bad that J.J. Sefton's birthday was marred by Kobe's death.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 27, 2020 04:29 PM (vk9rB)


Better that than vice versa...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 04:30 PM (zBaqJ)

The link to this article is busted.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 27, 2020 04:32 PM (Boy/L)

714 He should've stuck to quoting the Giant Peach.
The one by James?

Posted by: Grannymimi at January 27, 2020 04:32 PM (u5LFV)

715
Meh. Kobe's death only ruined it for one day

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 04:32 PM (zBaqJ)

716 When people die unexpectedly I am always saddened when the others aren't mentioned. So I guess they aren't really as deadened

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:33 PM (/mFuM)

717

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."

- George W. Bush

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2020 04:33 PM (aKsyK)

718 Philbin is taking this whole sham apart patiently and reasonably.
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 27, 2020 04:27 PM (Xvo1a)


Good -but its too difficult for the MSNBC freaks and dem senators to follow. They need easy, like Bolton proves Trump lied! No details necessary or wanted.

Posted by: LASue at January 27, 2020 04:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

719 698 I was just starting college when Thurman Munson slid into home.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 04:30 PM (5t7Yo)

safe!!

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 27, 2020 04:33 PM (CLteG)

720 And, yea, the meat did give off a pleasing aroma to the Lord, but it was the chimichurri sauce that most pleased Him.

Posted by: Argentinians 1:6 at January 27, 2020 04:33 PM (ppBhU)

721 704 My favorite book is II Kings. I can't get enough of those walk-into-a-bar jokes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 27, 2020 04:31 PM (+y/Ru)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at January 27, 2020 04:33 PM (oGFm1)

722 Poor guy they are easily confused and don't realize when they quoting the book of Dog .
Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:22 PM (doHr9)
.......

thou shalt not jumpeth bail.

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

723 Kelly Loeffler putting Romney in a bind

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 04:34 PM (rpxSz)

724 They oughta move the rally to the Meadowlands, and have two of them, to accommodate the crowds.

Would be excellent and hilarious "response" to continuing Third World meltdown inside the Beltway.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2020 04:34 PM (El6T/)

725 Kobe did a lot of charity work and helped a lot of people and was a consummate professional . Overall a good person though being an adulterer did put a negative check mark on the resume. Him and thousands of other rich and famous guys.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 04:34 PM (5t7Yo)

726 James says (a few times) "be doers of the Word, not just hearers" ... listening again this Democrat said "people will remember what you do, not what you say".


Those are different things ... and EDKH, remember that.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 27, 2020 04:34 PM (Cus5s)

727 Somebody poke ace to wake him up. Or post something so he stomps it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 27, 2020 04:34 PM (dNzKv)

728 Pain fades Chicks dig scars Glory lasts forever.

Posted by: Shane Falco, Act 3, Verses 3rd and Long at January 27, 2020 04:34 PM (q1Pj5)

729 Nood

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 27, 2020 04:34 PM (DB16e)

730

heh

sekulow quoting the JEF admin and Holder refusing to testify - exec privvy etc

yeah, they don't care

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 27, 2020 04:35 PM (vEIlU)

731 DR who could have just be a female in the next regen. But they had to tout the GIRLL part. We all hate you "woke" idiots proclaiming your wokeness at the top of your lungs.

Posted by: ex whovian at January 27, 2020 04:35 PM (0hOKG)

732 NOOD at last!!!

Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2020 04:35 PM (q177U)

733 Him and thousands of other rich and famous guys.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 04:34 PM (5t7Yo)

You mean . . . he . . . grabbed them by the pussy? Say it ain't so.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2020 04:35 PM (1CjJc)

734 Pam Bondi coming up next.

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2020 04:35 PM (cF8AT)

735 725 Kobe did a lot of charity work and helped a lot of people and was a consummate professional . Overall a good person though being an adulterer did put a negative check mark on the resume. Him and thousands of other rich and famous guys.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 04:34 PM (5t7Yo)

Not condoning anything he did, but when young hotties are throwing pussy at you 24/7 it's going to be difficult to resist.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

736 Yeah, that's the best way to look at it. Its as sad as any accidental death. Particularly as his daughter was in the choppa.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 04:31 PM (KZzsI)
I was more saddened when I heard his daughter was with him. I guess it's that way when you reach a certain age, the death of really young people seems to hit harder. And the other people on the chopper. It's all sad.
But we're all gonna follow him sooner or later, more or less spectacularly. That's the way it goes. But 'hero'. No, we have the wrong heroes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 27, 2020 04:35 PM (e284m)

737 Mitt Romney defends and defers to Bolton because,
in Mitt's mind, Bolton is his SecDef when he becomes president after
Trump is removed...
Posted by: JoeF. at January 27, 2020 03:13 PM (CqE5x)


Romney hates Trump and is envious of his success. He will use any weapon to hurt him politically, and Bolton is the weapon he is using today.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2020 04:35 PM (6rS3m)

738 Charlie Kirk on Twitter:

Hunter Biden was spotted leaving his $130,000+ Porsche Panerama GTS in Manhattan, heading to lunch at the Waldorf Astoria--a five star hotel

...All while being sued for not paying child support.

If his last name were Trump I feel like this would be a much larger story

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 27, 2020 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

739 Anybody seen Buttgargle's latest ad, where he shows off how butch he was in his uniform?
.........

Did he sing YMCA?

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

740 One may jumper bail if the rainbow appeared in the morning on the 7th day

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:36 PM (/mFuM)

741
thou shalt not jumpeth bail.
Posted by: wth at January 27, 2020 04:34 PM (v0R5T)


Go to New York to commit your crimes. There, they charge you no bail.

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 04:36 PM (9gDA7)

742 Re: 661.

Can we get the IRS to go after Nikki Zollar?

I want to watch.

Posted by: klaftern at January 27, 2020 04:37 PM (RuIsu)

743 Dam phone helping me type..sigh

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:38 PM (/mFuM)

744 He was a reasonably smart man, speaking multiple languages fluently and lived in multiple parts of the world as a youngster.

Got famous, banged young white girls in the pooper while married, lied about it, then paid his wife off with cash and jewlery.

I choose not to morn so much for those that live that lifestyle.

Posted by: Sponge at January 27, 2020 04:32 PM (9gDA7)


I respect that he never cheated the game. I read where he had become Catholic and sought redemption for earlier mistakes. Yes, some weren't mistakes, but I don't think you read about him after the allegation in Denver in 03/04.



My only point is the MSM interviewing some random Laker fan at some shrine. BFD. How about the other 7 people's family and friends? I feel sorry for his wife (she's old enough to make her choices) and his other 3 children who will grow up without a Dad. As will several others involved.


Had he not been on the copter, it'd have been a 30 minute breaking news and nothing more.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 27, 2020 04:38 PM (zVXtJ)

745 715


Meh. Kobe's death only ruined it for one day

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2020 04:32 PM (zBaqJ)

________


We're gonna need a bigger celebrity death.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 27, 2020 04:38 PM (MOwkl)

746 Even Kobe sinned so safety the Lrd

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:39 PM (/7bOn)

747 Pft nevermind

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2020 04:40 PM (/7bOn)

748 Not condoning anything he did, but when young hotties are throwing pussy at you 24/7 it's going to be difficult to resist.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 27, 2020 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

That's why I said him and thousands of other rich and famous guys. Some people just can't resist the temptation when it's constantly thrown in your face. Not everyone can be Tim Tebow.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 04:40 PM (5t7Yo)

749 Had he not been on the copter, it'd have been a 30 minute breaking news and nothing more.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 27, 2020 04:38 PM (zVXtJ)

A few weeks ago an entire family was killed in Hawaii on one of those tour copter rides.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 27, 2020 04:42 PM (5t7Yo)

750 Don't you know we live in our Brave New Social Media World, where everyone must insert themselves into things like this and become part of the story?? Because that's really what it's all about.
Posted by: Lady in Black

That's the first thing I thought as well. And if you're one of the lucky ones, you'll be in one of the photos of the "grieving".

Posted by: Cheri at January 27, 2020 04:53 PM (oiNtH)

751 That's why I said him and thousands of other rich and famous guys. Some people just can't resist the temptation when it's constantly thrown in your face. Not everyone can be Tim Tebow.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Case in point, Tiger Woods. His dad ran interference and kept him on the straight and narrow. Once his dad died, he fell apart.

Posted by: Cheri at January 27, 2020 04:55 PM (oiNtH)

752 Bondi is super nervous

Posted by: REDACTED at January 27, 2020 04:57 PM (rpxSz)

753 Blessed are the meat packers for they bring forth the hamburger.

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