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CoronaVirus: A Shep Smith Special Report

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! RUN AWAY!

The breathless reporting from pretty much every source, with the exception of Michael Fumento in the NY Post is typical of the no-nothings in the media and their tenuous relationship with logic and the Scientific Method and pesky little things like data and numbers and statistics.

And the facts are very, very thin. We don't know much other than what the Chinese government is telling the world, and I believe them about as much as I believe that Epstein killed himself. Maybe it's worse than they are reporting. Maybe it is overblown to deflect attention from other things in China, like Hong Kong! And maybe it is just like most of the other diseases that emerge from China and then fizzle in developed countries because we are healthier, cleaner, have better medical care and more efficient ways to get that care to the people who need it.

I have no idea how this will shake out. Is it the next pandemic, with hundreds of millions dead? Maybe, but I doubt it. Is it the next SARS? Probably. And how many Americans died of SARS? From the CDC:

In the United States, only eight persons were laboratory-confirmed as SARS cases. There were no SARS-related deaths in the United States. All of the eight persons with laboratory-confirmed SARS had traveled to areas where SARS-CoV transmission was occurring.
For all of American medicine's faults, we do a pretty good job of minimizing the severity of things like the flu and TB and Measles and Pertusis and all sorts of diseases that are major killers in other parts of the world. Will I take a trip to Wuhan? hell no. But until there is evidence of this virus being a significant health threat in the developed world I will not worry too much.

Posted by: CBD at 02:15 PM




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1 *hair on fire*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 02:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 Pretty sure we are all gonna die.

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:18 PM (Tnijr)

3 Well at least we'll be rid of Shep Smith.

He'll get his niche in the Newseum Hall of Fame.

Just kidding about the last..

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 02:19 PM (HYouL)

4 Uncooked snake meat is OFF the menu!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 26, 2020 02:19 PM (EZD3+)

5 the ChiComs ate in fukk freakout mode
I'm on the escaped bioweapon conspiracy theory train

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 02:19 PM (G546f)

6 China is suffering from the Trump Curse.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 26, 2020 02:20 PM (COzlW)

7 Finally, a virus report !

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:20 PM (zr5Kq)

8
Moo Goo Gai Pandemic

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:20 PM (ajTdy)

9 What is being reported is that this was an engineered disease from a Chinese lab and it has an extremely mortality rate. This may or may not be true. It is hard to get anything reliable out of China. But there has already been several cases in the US from idiots who traveled back from China.

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2020 02:20 PM (mpXpK)

10
I feel fine.



Does it seem chilly in this room?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:20 PM (7rVsF)

11 * throws lab coat over Eris *

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:20 PM (Tnijr)

12 ...we are healthier, cleaner, have better medical care, DONT EAT BATS, and have more efficient ways to get that care to the people who need it.


Slight edit.

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2020 02:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

13 *hair on fire*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 02:18 PM


Calm your dreads.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Mirthful Austere at January 26, 2020 02:21 PM (DMUuz)

14
Let's not take chances. Nuke 'em.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:21 PM (7rVsF)

15 Shep Smith Memorial Redundant Doorstop.

Posted by: klaftern at January 26, 2020 02:21 PM (RuIsu)

16 "Moo Goo Gai Pandemic"

Sweet and Sour Death

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:21 PM (Tnijr)

17 Oh this is a relief. I thought GLOW BULL WARMING was going to kill me. I hate growing peaches in Wisconsin. I'd rather die after breathing some Chinese dudes virus, and vomiting until dead.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 02:22 PM (dMrJJ)

18 Does Shep suffer the rectal version?

Posted by: henry at January 26, 2020 02:22 PM (J3Rfi)

19 I would personally balk if asked to sample "snake" from a "wet market" but, you know, Midwest.

I hope our overseas government employees being evac'd are quarantined.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 02:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

20
Vial drop soup

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:22 PM (7rVsF)

21 We've nearly wiped out a lot of diseases in America. But not to worry, the illegals will bring them back.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 26, 2020 02:22 PM (l9m7l)

22 I feel fine.



Does it seem chilly in this room?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Nah, but I can't seem to get rid of these black swellings in my armpits and groinal area. Any ideas?

Posted by: pep at January 26, 2020 02:23 PM (T6t7i)

23
General Tso's Virus

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:23 PM (7rVsF)

24 Drop Dead Soup

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:23 PM (Tnijr)

25 *engineered ? who is reporting that??

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:24 PM (zr5Kq)

26 Hunter Biden just sent his stripper gal and her baby on an all expenses paid trip to a tent city in Wuhan.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 02:24 PM (dMrJJ)

27 Nah, but I can't seem to get rid of these black swellings in my armpits and groinal area. Any ideas?
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2020 02:23 PM (T6t7i)
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A nosegay of posies should take care of that!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 02:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

28 So since Gov. Newscum thinks it's a great idea to give illegal aliens free health insurance when is he going to figure out that it's an even better idea to give 1.2 billion Chinese free health insurance.

We can stop coronavirus over there that way.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 02:24 PM (HYouL)

29 Moo Goo Gai Pandemic"

Sweet and Sour Death
Posted by: freaked at January


Damn. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 02:24 PM (axyOa)

30 I know we're all guessing but it does seem over-the-top cautious to quarantine an entire city of millions because an even extra-bad flu.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 26, 2020 02:24 PM (+tWDL)

31 We're dead already. The Net Neutrality Repeal and Trump's Tax Cuts brought unprecedented world wide slaughter. There is nobody left for the pandemic to kill.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2020 02:25 PM (hW7Px)

32 Right now there is Kung Flu infected worker coughing on every Apple iPhone just before it is boxed up for shipment to the US.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 02:25 PM (1g7ch)

33 You been heah fo howah. You go now!

Posted by: Emergency Room Nurse at January 26, 2020 02:25 PM (DMUuz)

34 A nosegay of posies should take care of that!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


No way I'm letting a bunch of gay noses pose near me.

Posted by: pep at January 26, 2020 02:25 PM (T6t7i)

35 If symptoms don't necessarily present themselves for 2 weeks or whatever, quarantine everyone coming back from China for 2 weeks. Yes, that's harsh. It would stop it from spreading though.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 26, 2020 02:25 PM (d6Ksn)

36 Nah, but I can't seem to get rid of these black swellings in my armpits and groinal area. Any ideas?
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2020 02:23 PM (T6t7i)
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A nosegay of posies should take care of that!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 02:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

Whatever you do don't shower, or wash your hands ! Wait until spring.

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:25 PM (zr5Kq)

37 21 We've nearly wiped out a lot of diseases in America. But not to worry, the illegals will bring them back.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 26, 2020 02:22 PM (l9m7l)


LA leading the way, with typhus. Woot!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 26, 2020 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

38 I think it's white privilege to not have ASIAN PANDEMICS in AMERICA. Let's start in SAN FRAN SHITSCO.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 02:26 PM (dMrJJ)

39 China guaranteeing cities involving tens of millions is a big deal.

Posted by: davidt at January 26, 2020 02:26 PM (l3+k2)

40 Right now there is Kung Flu infected worker coughing on every Apple iPhone just before it is boxed up for shipment to the US.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 02:25 PM (1g7ch)


More like the whole day shift.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 02:26 PM (axyOa)

41 Well isn't CBD just a party pooper.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 26, 2020 02:27 PM (hmgiv)

42
You been heah fo howah. You die now!

Posted by: Emergency Room Nurse in Wahun, China



Better?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:27 PM (ajTdy)

43 What is being reported is that this was an
engineered disease from a Chinese lab and it has an extremely mortality
rate.

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2020 02:20 PM (mpXpK)

By whom?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:27 PM (dLLD6)

44 And maybe they could stop eating weird shit.

Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 02:27 PM (MVjcR)

45 For the American media it's a wondrous, conveniently timed "squirrel!!" to replace the impeachment follies for clicks and hysteria. My trip to China was cancelled and fully refunded by the tour company in 2003 (SARS) and then rebooked in 2004 when things settled down. Of course the internet was in infancy then so I really do wonder if the current virus is similar-- just more highly publicized.

Posted by: corn and beans at January 26, 2020 02:27 PM (tkNkP)

46

Anyone else miss Leprosy?

You know, good ol' fashion leprosy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:28 PM (ajTdy)

47 This death virus makes the RAPE of NANKING look like merely the DATE RAPE of CLEVELAND.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 02:28 PM (dMrJJ)

48 They ought to getting paint on the walls at that new Chinese hospital by now.

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:28 PM (Tnijr)

49 So, I should quit the diet and stuff my face with carbs?

Posted by: IC at January 26, 2020 02:29 PM (hS9nG)

50 44: that would eliminate 75% of the Chinese cuisine.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2020 02:29 PM (hW7Px)

51
By whom?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Unfortunately they're dead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:29 PM (7rVsF)

52 27 Nah, but I can't seem to get rid of these black swellings in my armpits and groinal area. Any ideas?
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2020 02:23 PM (T6t7i)
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A nosegay of posies should take care of that!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 02:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

Damn. Even noses are ghey these days. Where does it end?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 02:29 PM (NWiLs)

53 Pep, some medieval remedies for the Black Death included:

"Rubbing onions, herbs or a chopped up snake (if available) on the boils or cutting up a pigeon and rubbing it over an infected body."

And of course there's that old standby, self-flagellation. Though it hasn't helped so far, has it, Pep?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 02:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

54 Your greed did this.

Posted by: Greta at January 26, 2020 02:29 PM (HYouL)

55 Anyone else miss Leprosy?

You know, good ol' fashion leprosy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:28 PM (ajTdy)



It really killed the break dancing craze.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 02:29 PM (axyOa)

56 Thank you CBD. It all looked like a lot of 4chan trollery to me.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 26, 2020 02:29 PM (ykYG2)

57 I read the epicenter was a food market where they sold rats and wolves for food.

Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 02:30 PM (AfYvi)

58 *engineered ? who is reporting that??

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:24 PM (zr5Kq)

Nobody credible. It's wild conjecture.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:30 PM (dLLD6)

59 2 Pretty sure we are all gonna die.

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:18 PM
------------------------

Too late. Repeal of Net Neutrality got me.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 26, 2020 02:30 PM (Dhht7)

60 from what i learned it is 70% the same DNA (?) as SARS, so yea, SARS part 2

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 26, 2020 02:30 PM (RKQ/v)

61 And of course there's that old standby, self-flagellation. Though it hasn't helped so far, has it, Pep?



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


That....wasn't me!
**shifty eyes**

Posted by: pep at January 26, 2020 02:30 PM (T6t7i)

62 Here's the Quartering's take. "Calm Down on China Coronavirus. Media Profits From Fear"

https://youtu.be/F9gtmIzk_-g


I do take it as pretty true. Because if they were really interested in actual dangers, shouldn't they be talking more about how they missed on the flu vaccine again and they didn't get the right strain in it?

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2020 02:31 PM (Z7lwY)

63 Here is supposedly everything we know for sure. It is not much.

https://tinyurl.com/vqtjhmu

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2020 02:31 PM (mpXpK)

64
A good preventative is French toast with maple syrup.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:31 PM (7rVsF)

65 Is it still safe to WANG CHUNG tonight??

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 02:31 PM (dMrJJ)

66
Why don't we export all canadian geese, pigeons, and coyotes to China? Let those people eat them. It will help make America great.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:31 PM (ajTdy)

67 Anyone else miss Leprosy?

You know, good ol' fashion leprosy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:28 PM


You mean that hit song that borrowed the melody from 'Yesterday'?

Leprosy.
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Every time I cough things just fall off of me,
Oh, I believe in Leprosy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 26, 2020 02:31 PM (DMUuz)

68 The Chinese, even though they're commies, love money above all else.

The last thing they want is for business to stop.

They are not quarantining an industrial metropolis with road blockades and building giant tent hospitals for unless they are spooked.

Of course they aren't teling us why.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 02:31 PM (G546f)

69 " Is it still safe to WANG CHUNG tonight??"

It's never safe without a condom.

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:32 PM (Tnijr)

70 60
from what i learned it is 70% the same DNA (?) as SARS, so yea, SARS part 2


And I share 90% of my DNA with a redwood. I'm not expecting to break out in leaves and bark any time soon.

Posted by: pep at January 26, 2020 02:32 PM (T6t7i)

71 For the American media it's a wondrous, conveniently timed "squirrel!!" to replace the impeachment follies for clicks and hysteria.

Well, it's too early for Shark Summer, so ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 26, 2020 02:32 PM (YqDXo)

72 Well last night I wished an acquaintance of mine in Guangzhou a Happy New Yera and that hoped her and her family didn't die from the virus. Haven't heard anything yet.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 26, 2020 02:32 PM (hmgiv)

73 besides, everyone has already perished because Trump cut taxes, got rid of Net Neutrality, and left the Paris Accords.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 26, 2020 02:32 PM (RKQ/v)

74 Guaranteeing = quarantining is proof that pixie is part of the cover up.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 02:32 PM (HYouL)

75 Coronavirus turns the patient into a dudebro with irresistible compulsions to wear pink polo shirts, pop their collar, and wear sunglasses while indoors.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 02:32 PM (NWiLs)

76 Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2020 02:31 PM (mpXpK)

That link is five days old and pretty much worthless.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:32 PM (dLLD6)

77 Not very worried about the virus. Quarantine is a very effective way of dealing with shit such as this. We could have managed AIDS a lot quicker with some early quarantining.


The thing that is most concerning about this is that the Chicom are evil and corrupt. There is no reason to believe anything they say.

They are also starting to get desperate.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (HALdu)

78 44
And maybe they could stop eating weird shit.

Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 02:27 PM (MVjcR)


++++
Alls I knows is that if CBD features a big colorful picture of bat soup for his food thread today, I am going to puke all over the place.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (+tWDL)

79 A good preventative is French toast with maple syrup.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:31 PM (7rVsF)

That is worse than bubonic plague!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (dLLD6)

80 so is it the Chinese food? Can i still have sechuan pork?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (hmgiv)

81 TMZ Sports is reporting that Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash in California earlier today.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (SL4lK)

82 58
*engineered ? who is reporting that??

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:24 PM (zr5Kq)

Nobody credible. It's wild conjecture.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:30 PM (dLLD6)


Inital reports all over the net are saying it escaped from a Chinese weapons lab.

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (mpXpK)

83 The only problem is that, if it's time to panic, it's too late to do anything about it. Watch the situation, prepare for the worst, but don't be surprised if it turns out to be nothing.

And here is serpentza (South African who lived in China teaching medical professionals--not medical teaching--and did a bunch of road trips through it) on the topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5XkhUKMDM

Posted by: Schuler at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (ySdHR)

84 Aren't we supposed to all be dead in under 12 years anyway?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

85 Why and how did Trump create and spread this killer coronavirus? I'm sure Shep, Chuck Todd, Fredo, and Nanzi Pelosi will soon tell us.

Posted by: Gref at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (AMIL/)

86 Wuhan flu is Chinese version of surprise anal.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (HYouL)

87

Wasn't it Michael Fumento who told us that AIDS was NOT going to spread throughout the heterosexual "community."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (aKsyK)

88 https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/5- million-potential-corona-carriers-have-left-wuhan- virus-appears-mutate-more

Also China's health minister said it transmits from human to human while showing no symptoms. Estimate is 14 days.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (V150o)

89
Alls I knows is that if CBD features a big colorful picture of bat soup for his food thread today, I am going to puke all over the place.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (+tWDL)
-------
You and me both!

Save the Bats!

Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (MVjcR)

90
Coronavirus turns the patient into a dudebro with irresistible compulsions to wear pink polo shirts, pop their collar, and wear sunglasses while indoors.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


In it's terminal stages, it turns its victims into Yankees fans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (7rVsF)

91 Yes, but let's talk about what's IMPORTANT: The Hoosiers have turned a 14pt deficit into a 6 pt lead with 12 minutes left to play in a regular season B1G Conference game. The B1G being head and shoulders tougher than any other Conference in the NCAA this year. But you'll hear crickets about the B1G's dominance as the MSM prefers their beloved ACC and SEC.

Posted by: MrObvious at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (5prN7)

92 They ought to getting paint on the walls at that new Chinese hospital by now.
Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:28 PM (Tnijr)


And by 'hospital' they mean 'really fricken big burn pit'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 02:35 PM (1g7ch)

93 Alls I knows is that if CBD features a big colorful picture of bat soup for his food thread today, I am going to puke all over the place.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (+tWDL)

You do realize you've all but guaranteed this to happen now, right?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 02:35 PM (NWiLs)

94 Posted by: washrivergal at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (+tWDL)

Here you go!

https://tinyurl.com/rt9p25d

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:35 PM (dLLD6)

95 86
Wuhan flu is Chinese version of surprise anal.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (HYouL)

They have otters in China?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 26, 2020 02:35 PM (hmgiv)

96 Wasn't it Michael Fumento who told us that AIDS was NOT going to spread throughout the heterosexual "community."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (aKsyK)

I think he was one of them. Funny how that was true, and he and people like him were pilloried.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:36 PM (dLLD6)

97 There is good reason to believe that the wuhan bio facility has something to do with this.

That is also the facility that that Chinese bio professor in Canada was visiting and sending Ebola and Henipah viruses to.

Brand new faciliity adjacent to outbreak?

Maybe a coincidence, maybe not.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 02:36 PM (HALdu)

98 The thing that is most concerning about this is that the Chicom are evil and corrupt. There is no reason to believe anything they say.



==

NO one believe them, but we have our own labs, scientists and electron microscopes and can figure out what is going on.

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:36 PM (zr5Kq)

99 What ever happened to Pelosi ?? Very quite lately, did her poligrip fail or Botox injection make her sick ??

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 26, 2020 02:36 PM (qM84C)

100 The entire House Democrat caucus should fly to Wuhan to show their solidarity with the Chinese people in the face of the crassness of OrangeManBad to go there himself.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 02:36 PM (HYouL)

101 So experts from the government tell people that are basically have 80 IQ points to tell us to worry. Sorry, to familiar with Gell Mann Amnesia to take anything out of government "experts" filtered through low IQ "journalists seriously.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 26, 2020 02:37 PM (pw+jk)

102 O for the good ole days when OBAMA invited those with deadly viruses and all expenses paid trip to a town near you!!!

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 02:37 PM (dMrJJ)

103 96 Wasn't it Michael Fumento who told us that AIDS was NOT going to spread throughout the heterosexual "community."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (aKsyK)

I think he was one of them. Funny how that was true, and he and people like him were pilloried.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:36 PM (dLLD6)

Fact-based epidemiology is homophobic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 02:37 PM (NWiLs)

104 Wuhan flu is Chinese version of surprise anal.

Posted by: torabora at January



From what I have read it is more of a donkey punch.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 02:37 PM (HALdu)

105 49 So, I should quit the diet and stuff my face with carbs?
Posted by: IC at January 26, 2020 02:29 PM (hS9nG)

yup!

time to finish that old ice cream.container in the freezer

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 02:37 PM (G546f)

106 >>> They ought to getting paint on the walls at that new Chinese hospital by now.
Posted by: freaked


I hear it has a remarkable resemblance to a large pit.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 26, 2020 02:37 PM (ilTjN)

107 I share 70% of my DNA with a bodark but I only come out at spring time.

Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 02:37 PM (AfYvi)

108 For the American media it's a wondrous, conveniently timed "squirrel!!" to replace the impeachment follies for clicks and hysteria



A lot to this I think.
As Team Trump rip the Dems to shreds, look for any excuse to break away for dramatic coverage of sumpin' sumpin'....

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 02:37 PM (axyOa)

109 Alls I knows is that if CBD features a big colorful picture of bat soup for his food thread today, I am going to puke all over the place.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (+tWDL)

You do realize you've all but guaranteed this to happen now, right?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 02:35 PM (NWiLs)


CBD may have his faults but he's no MisHum.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 26, 2020 02:37 PM (aS1PU)

110 It's literally Bat-SARS with human to human transmission which is a game changer. SARS and MERs are corona viruses. Last SARS had a 10% mortality rate. MERs has a 35%

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 26, 2020 02:37 PM (V150o)

111 >>*engineered ? who is reporting that??

Stephen King

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (ZLI7S)

112 94 Posted by: washrivergal at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (+tWDL)

Here you go!

https://tinyurl.com/rt9p25d

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:35 PM (dLLD6)

Told you. I'm like a latter-day Cassandra.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

113 Yahoo News says the Chinese said it started in bats and snakes in that Hunan province. But are the Chinese a credible source?

https://tinyurl.com/taktjt6

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (mpXpK)

114 TMZ Sports is reporting that Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash in California earlier today.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (SL4lK)'

What ?!

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (zr5Kq)

115 They have otters in China?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat' at January 26, 2020 02:35 PM


If not, they otter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (DMUuz)

116 microscopes and can figure out what is going on.
Posted by: runner at January



Not saying that we should not believer our owne people or that this is going to be bad for us.

However, they did lie about ebola transmission.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (HALdu)

117 If we had Sander's or Warren's Hellth Care plan we would be safe right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (qM84C)

118 There was a building in town that burned down and IT WAS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A FIRE STATION..

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (Tnijr)

119 time to finish that old ice cream.container in the freezer
Posted by: vmom 2020 at




Bwahahaha!!!
"Old" and "ice cream" do not exist in my vocabulary.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (axyOa)

120 Don't ever dare a Moron. That is life's lesson.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 26, 2020 02:39 PM (+tWDL)

121 == What ever happened to Pelosi ?? ==

Betty ford used to have a place that was where you'd look if a celeb or famous person went "missing".

Posted by: corn and beans at January 26, 2020 02:39 PM (tkNkP)

122 Chinese fentanyl and now Chinese Botox.

WHERE WILL IT END.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 02:39 PM (dMrJJ)

123 96 Wasn't it Michael Fumento who told us that AIDS was NOT going to spread throughout the heterosexual "community."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (aKsyK)

I think he was one of them. Funny how that was true, and he and people like him were pilloried.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:36 PM (dLLD6)


I met my now-wife about that time, and I told her the same thing. The hysteria was came from the media desperate for stories, and the fruits desperate to hijack the American health system so that they could carry on with sodomy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 26, 2020 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

124 Bat soup bat schmoop as long as it is not Yoko Ono soup who cares?

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 02:39 PM (HALdu)

125 This is what hot monkey sex with snakes leads to.

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:39 PM (Tnijr)

126 There was a building in town that burned down and IT WAS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A FIRE STATION..
Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (Tnijr)


They saved the basement!

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 26, 2020 02:39 PM (aS1PU)

127 There was a building in town that burned down and IT WAS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A FIRE STATION..

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (Tnijr)

Not long ago near where I live a fire station burned down.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 02:39 PM (SL4lK)

128 CBD may have his faults but he's no MisHum.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 26, 2020 02:37 PM


You ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: The Naked Dwarf On The Ottoman at January 26, 2020 02:40 PM (DMUuz)

129 127 There was a building in town that burned down and IT WAS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A FIRE STATION..

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (Tnijr)

Not long ago near where I live a fire station burned down.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 02:39 PM (SL4lK)

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

130 We just had one case confirmed in LA County... from someone who had traveled to Wu-Han. I am not particularly concerned but I am quite sure my practice will be inundated with worried telephone calls tomorrow. ::sigh::

Posted by: Dr Alice at January 26, 2020 02:40 PM (oW/8k)

131 Ahhhhh shit, now we'll have sick Chinese at the border in EL PASO with the quickness.


GONNA NEED MOAR CAGES!!

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 02:40 PM (dMrJJ)

132 Travel home for Chinese New Year is considered the largest annual human migration in the world:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chunyun

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 02:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

133 125
This is what hot monkey sex with snakes leads to.

Posted by: freaked


WORTH IT!!!!

Posted by: Monkeys at January 26, 2020 02:40 PM (T6t7i)

134 >>> https://tinyurl.com/rt9p25d

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:35 PM (dLLD6)

Wow. You really are a giver, aren't you.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 26, 2020 02:41 PM (ilTjN)

135 Yahoo News says the Chinese said it started in bats and snakes in that Hunan province. But are the Chinese a credible source?

For that matter, is Yahoo News a credible source?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 26, 2020 02:41 PM (YqDXo)

136 Stephen King
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (ZLI7S)

But he's a weirdo....

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:41 PM (zr5Kq)

137 I try to tell you people, but do you listen?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

138 -
--
The entire House Democrat caucus should fly to Wuhan
to show their solidarity with the Chinese people ...

--------------

In a helicopter.

Posted by: Kobe Bryant (too soon?) at January 26, 2020 02:41 PM (RVcmP)

139 China needs our help... We must end the tariffs, immediately.

Posted by: Never Trumpers at January 26, 2020 02:42 PM (l3+k2)

140 This is what hot monkey sex with snakes leads to.



Posted by: freaked

WORTH IT!!!!


Posted by: Monkeys


Disagree.

Posted by: Snakes at January 26, 2020 02:42 PM (T6t7i)

141 I try to tell you people, but do you listen?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 02:41 PM (NWiLs)


What's going on ? What are you telling people ??

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:42 PM (zr5Kq)

142 95 86
Wuhan flu is Chinese version of surprise anal.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 02:34 PM (HYouL)

They have otters in China?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'cause I'm fat'



If they haven't eaten them, yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2020 02:42 PM (hW7Px)

143 We invent new medicines, and China invents new diseases.

Posted by: Chris M at January 26, 2020 02:43 PM (6XZdO)

144 If that's true about Kobe it's too bad. As I have said before though, people who don't fly in helicopters rarely die in a helicopter crash.

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:43 PM (Tnijr)

145 Bunch o' flat-leavers. 😞

Posted by: IrishEi at January 26, 2020 02:43 PM (sGotD)

146
China needs our help... We must end the tariffs, immediately.
Posted by: Never Trumpers at January 26, 2020 02:42 PM (l3+k2)


And ship more US jobs there to rebuild their country!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:43 PM (7rVsF)

147 Tariffs caused Corona virus. This will be packaged and sold very soon.

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:43 PM (zr5Kq)

148 Isn't it know-nothings?

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at January 26, 2020 02:44 PM (yQpMk)

149 Nothing reminds you that China is a third world country with a few cities more than the things they eat for dinner.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 02:44 PM (HALdu)

150
Airplanes naturally want to fly.

Helicopters naturally want to crash.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:44 PM (7rVsF)

151 Meanwhile suicide rates continue to rise, concurrent with the rise of social media use, especially among pre-teens, teens, middle aged and elderly white males.

And opioid related deaths and addiction are wiping out an entire generation.

But Bat Soup restaurants aren't significant donors to Democrat campaigns and don't buy commercial spots on 24 hour news channels, so it's okay to make a boogey-man out of them while real public health issues go unspoken.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2020 02:44 PM (C2rVF)

152 TMZ Sports is reporting that Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash in California earlier today.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (SL4lK)'



I just checked Bing News and I didn't see anything like that. Just news about James passing Bryant in scoring or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (hW7Px)

153 Pretty sure we are all gonna die.


To a mathematical certainty.

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (yQpMk)

154 TMZ Sports is reporting that Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash in California earlier today.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (SL4lK)'



What ?!

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (zr5Kq)

So far it's just them saying it, and that it was his private helicopter. There was a helicopter crash, though (LA Times has that). I assume other establishments are scrambling for their own confirmations before reporting anything.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (SL4lK)

155 Reported Kobe Bryant was killed in a Helicopter crash today ..............

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (qM84C)

156 We lose 90% we still have apple factowe
and 120 million people.

West of wound eyes will be single digits hiding out in the Wockies and Arasska.

Posted by: ChiCom War Planners at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (HYouL)

157 In the long run the survival rate is Zero.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (7ZQe3)

158 Holy... it is true.

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (zr5Kq)

159 Just seeing reports about Kobe Bryant now:

https://tinyurl.com/to9zbkv (goes to The Independent, which isn't)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

160 Hunan province has the second largest Uyghur population.

The Uyghurs did it.

Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (AfYvi)

161 "TMZ Sports is reporting that Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash in California earlier today."


Appears to be true, cut short but he gave us some good entertainment on the court. RIP.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (4thlk)

162 Here you go!

https://tinyurl.com/rt9p25d


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 02:35 PM (dLLD6)


Mmmm, Head looks crunchy

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 26, 2020 02:46 PM (f4xAl)

163 Fox News has it now that Bryant and 3 others were killed.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 02:46 PM (SL4lK)

164 For that matter, is Yahoo News a credible source?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 26, 2020 02:41 PM (YqDXo)


If Yahoo News runs a MSN story using a Chinese source, can we believe it? Are third version of lies become truthful?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 02:46 PM (axyOa)

165 Who is Kobe Bryant?

Posted by: Chris M at January 26, 2020 02:46 PM (6XZdO)

166 What's going on ? What are you telling people ??
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 02:42 PM


That one-armed butlers can take it, but they can't dish it out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 26, 2020 02:46 PM (DMUuz)

167 -
--
As I have said before though, people who don't fly in helicopters rarely die in a helicopter crash.

---------

I guess I'm special.

Posted by: Vic Morrow at January 26, 2020 02:46 PM (RVcmP)

168 I forget whether it was Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, or Octavian but there was a story out that one of them was born from a liaison between his mother and Zeus in the form of a snake.

[looks it up] it was Alexander.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 26, 2020 02:46 PM (ykYG2)

169 150 Truth bomb - when I worked in Siberia I asked the pilots of the old Russian helos why we flew so low all the time - they just laughed and shook their heads.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 26, 2020 02:47 PM (xceTB)

170
Yahoo Sports will headline the Bryant story in March or April.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:47 PM (7rVsF)

171 'Posted by: Vic Morrow'

I said it was rare with you specifically in mind.

Posted by: freaked at January 26, 2020 02:47 PM (Tnijr)

172 was Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, or Octavian but there was a story out that one of them was born from a liaison between his mother and Zeus in the form of a snake.

[looks it up] it was Alexander.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January



If there is anything that ancient mythology teaches us it is that women will fuck just about anything if they are horny enough.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 02:48 PM (HALdu)

173 Ok, starting to see more stories pop up about Bryant dying. Wow. Sad to hear.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2020 02:48 PM (hW7Px)

174 Alls I knows is that if CBD features a big colorful picture of bat soup for his food thread today, I am going to puke all over the place.


You haven't lived until you have had squirrel head stew and chitterlings.

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at January 26, 2020 02:49 PM (yQpMk)

175 "Old" and "ice cream" do not exist in my vocabulary.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 02:38 PM (axyOa)


Thank you, Great American, for your contribution to the economy.

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat & Kniting Needles Critic ... at January 26, 2020 02:49 PM (LPnfS)

176 165 Who is Kobe Bryant?
.
The rancher who grows the special beef.
.

Posted by: FireNWater at January 26, 2020 02:49 PM (S4rpa)

177 Maybe Kobe can buy God a diamond ring ?

worked last time

Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 02:49 PM (rpxSz)

178 I'm having ice cream for lunch as a precautionary measure.

Posted by: Weasel at January 26, 2020 02:50 PM (MVjcR)

179 Chris M

He was a teacher.

He had to buy his wife a very big diamond ring after cheating on her. And we all learned from that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 02:50 PM (u82oZ)

180 Condolences for Kobe Bryant's family, friends, and fans. I didn't ever hear from him off the ball court, or from fouling too bad on it, so I assume he was a decent chap.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 26, 2020 02:50 PM (ykYG2)

181 boulder t'hobo
There wrong, it was Voltemort

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 02:50 PM (ZCEU2)

182
I guess Obama will have to adjust his NCAA brackets now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 02:50 PM (7rVsF)

183 165 Who is Kobe Bryant?
Posted by: Chris M



Played in the NBA. A future Hall of Famer. Top 5 player in his era.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2020 02:50 PM (hW7Px)

184
Anita Bryant is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:51 PM (ajTdy)

185 41 is too young to die.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2020 02:51 PM (k/lpA)

186 I believe there are 3 confirmed cases in the US. I'm worried about all the people who flew with them. It could get out of control quickly.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 26, 2020 02:51 PM (K8LjS)

187 So far it's just them saying it, and that it was his private helicopter. There was a helicopter crash, though (LA Times has that). I assume other establishments are scrambling for their own confirmations before reporting anything.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (SL4lK)


Screw the confirmation - get thee to Wiki and update it now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 02:52 PM (1g7ch)

188 :O
That is my shocked face.

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 02:52 PM (ZCEU2)

189 Reported Kobe Bryant was killed in a Helicopter crash today ..............
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 26, 2020 02:45 PM (qM84C)


May his Family and Friends Find Strength and be Comforted.

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat & Kniting Needles Critic ... at January 26, 2020 02:52 PM (LPnfS)

190
As I have said before though, people who don't fly in helicopters rarely die in a helicopter crash.



I rate this as 100% true. lulz.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:52 PM (ajTdy)

191 Bryant and his wife with the big diamond "make-up" ring attended a close relative's Catholic parish in Orange County for a while. Apparently he was a nice/normal guy. He was not a stereotypical NBA thug, for sure. Didn't he grow up an Army brat or something kind of normal?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 02:53 PM (El6T/)

192 As I have said before though, people who don't fly in helicopters rarely die in a helicopter crash.

---------

I guess I'm special.
Posted by: Vic Morrow at January 26, 2020 02:46 PM (RVcmP)



When your helicopter lands on a hillside, DO NOT exit said helicopter on the uphill side.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 02:53 PM (axyOa)

193 He was from my neck of the woods, went from Lower Merion HS straight to the NBA

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 02:54 PM (ZCEU2)

194 176 165 Who is Kobe Bryant?

He's the guy who doesn't like William Devane

Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 02:54 PM (rpxSz)

195 Anita Bryant is mort?


She will be missed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at January 26, 2020 02:54 PM (yQpMk)

196 Relevant observations from HRH Prince Phillip:

"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."
-- To a meeting of the World Wildlife Fund in 1986.

"Ghastly."
-- Opinion of Beijing, offered during a tour of China in 1986.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 26, 2020 02:54 PM (DMUuz)

197 Michael Yon had a livecast just a little while ago. Among other things, it's been nicknamed Xi's Disease (catchy!) and he pointed out that in other countries, people cover their mouths when coughing and (like Hong Kong and Japan) wear masks when they're sick but need to be out-and-about.

I had no idea that mainland Chinese will spit on the floor even inside restaurants.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 26, 2020 02:55 PM (/+bwe)

198 Kobe's pilot couldn't stand the weather.

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2020 02:55 PM (ABjxW)

199

Funny, I happened to skip past an episode of Home Improvement on tv yesterday and it had on golfer Payne Stewart.

Athaletes and aviation = deadly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:55 PM (ajTdy)

200 Fox News interrupts programming to report on Kobe Bryant dead

CNN still running Trump impeachment and Iowa. Caucus.

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 26, 2020 02:55 PM (zDwuO)

201 Upper/ Lower one of those

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 02:55 PM (ZCEU2)

202 Too bad about Kobe, but I think he was getting pretty old to be playing helicopter cowboy as a rookie.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 26, 2020 02:56 PM (n4y+3)

203 rammajamma, Meremortal (now occasionally back on the ONT) took a dream fishing trip to Kamchatka a year or so back, he posted links to pics on an ONT. They flew in an Mi-8. I passed on an "opportunity" to use one in Georgia near the border with Chechnya years back for "helicopter skiing". Hard to believe anyone did that - but lots of the Euros who made up much of the clientele at that resort might not have had much experience with Soviet safety practices.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 02:56 PM (El6T/)

204


Anyone ever do a study to compare which is more mortly combination, athaletes and aviation or musicians and aviation?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:56 PM (ajTdy)

205 Never been in a helicopter, maybe thats a good thing

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 02:56 PM (ZCEU2)

206 I just got tickets to see the WU-HAN CLAN play SHANK HALL.

What level of medical mask should I wear?

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 02:56 PM (dMrJJ)

207 Coronavirus tracker map, sent by someone I know in China.

https://bit.ly/2TZt0eQ

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 26, 2020 02:56 PM (2GPSc)

208 Not finding anything on Kobe that's not attributed to TMZ. And their sports site is down.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 26, 2020 02:56 PM (N3JsI)

209 Will Kobe be taken to DC so he can lie in steak ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 02:57 PM (rpxSz)

210 From last thread:

China coronavirus 'spreads before symptoms show'

In humans, the incubation period - during which a person has the disease, but no symptoms yet - ranges from between one and 14 days, officials believe.
Without symptoms, a person may not know they have the infection, but still be able to spread it.

https://tinyurl.com/u3cufvl

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2020 02:57 PM (gR+IE)

211 If LeBron tweeted it, why does the MSM need to confirm anything? Why would they start today?

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2020 02:58 PM (ABjxW)

212 66
Why don't we export all canadian geese, pigeons, and coyotes to China? Let those people eat them. It will help make America great.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:31 PM (ajTdy)

Also those little Japanese beetles that look like ladybugs but have a nasty bite. They can fry them up and eat 'em like popcorn.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 26, 2020 02:58 PM (d6Ksn)

213 WRONG!!!!!

No one has sex with SNAKES.
Snakes have sex with THEM.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 02:58 PM (dMrJJ)

214
Serious and Great Question that no one else has asked yet:

How Is This Affecting US Chinese Food Joints?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 02:58 PM (ajTdy)

215 So how will the media use Bryant's death to bash Trump?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2020 02:59 PM (xPl2J)

216 The problem is that China isn't acting like this is just a bad, new type of flu. They've quarantined the equivalent of the population of California, are busy building a couple of new hospitals just for this, and shipping in military doctors to help.

Posted by: WOPR at January 26, 2020 02:59 PM (q41Tt)

217 I just got tickets to see the WU-HAN CLAN play SHANK HALL.

What level of medical mask should I wear?
Posted by: SUG

Level 4

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2020 02:59 PM (gR+IE)

218 Bammy tuning up the eulogy

Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 02:59 PM (rpxSz)

219 Bryant and his wife with the big diamond "make-up" ring attended a close relative's Catholic parish in Orange County for a while. Apparently he was a nice/normal guy. He was not a stereotypical NBA thug, for sure. Didn't he grow up an Army brat or something kind of normal?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 02:53 PM (El6T/)


His father was an NBA player with Julius Erving, Joe "Jellybean" Bryant. Kobe also surely got away with raping a girl in Denver.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2020 02:59 PM (y7DUB)

220 199

Funny, I happened to skip past an episode of Home Improvement on tv yesterday and it had on golfer Payne Stewart.

Athaletes and aviation = deadly.
Posted by: Soothsayer



Stewart's plane had something weird happen to it. I can't recall the details but everybody on board slowly asphyxiated. It was very odd. Anyway, with everybody dead, the plane kept flying until it ran out of fuel. Crashed somewhere in the Midwest I think.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2020 02:59 PM (hW7Px)

221
Let's take a poll here:

Does this new virus scare make you pause or prevent you from getting local Chinese food?

Me: Yes. I'll pass.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 03:00 PM (ajTdy)

222 Ration medical care by social credit score?
Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: Mikie Bloomie (Enlightened and Foreshortened Dictator-NY) at January 26, 2020 03:00 PM (JVsF0)

223 203 Anyplace they have a vodka toast before flying, regardless of the hour, is a touch disconcerting. After years in the the things around the world I won't go near one now.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 26, 2020 03:00 PM (xceTB)

224 215 If the funeral and impeachment ending happened the same day it would give them cover?

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 03:00 PM (ZCEU2)

225
So how will the media use Bryant's death to bash Trump?

There wasn't a scintilla of helicopter crashes during the Obama Administration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 03:00 PM (7rVsF)

226 Kobe is mort?

Hotel room rape accusing gold diggers hardest hit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2020 03:00 PM (Z+IKu)

227
Yeah, obama is searching his pics folder for pics of him and Kobe.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 03:01 PM (ajTdy)

228 If there is anything that ancient mythology teaches us it is that women will fuck just about anything if they are horny enough.
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 02:48 PM

No, it shows that the gods are into kinky sex. Also, surprise swan was a thing before surprise otter.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 26, 2020 03:01 PM (/+bwe)

229 Let's take a poll here:

Does this new virus scare make you pause or prevent you from getting local Chinese food?

Me: Yes. I'll pass.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 03:00 PM (ajTdy)


Pei Wei is OK, all of their cooks are Mexican.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 26, 2020 03:01 PM (aS1PU)

230 First 2 suspected cases in Israel according to J-Post. Chinese are sending lots of Typhoid Marys out there.

Video of hospital workers disinfecting the ambulance that carried the Chinese man.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BigCharade/status/ 1221502738028253184

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 26, 2020 03:01 PM (ngSZO)

231 Watch, Ex-President Cock-Curious will tweet oit a picture of himself at a basketball game to commemorate Kobe's passing.

That is the Real Mandela Effect. A shitbird posting selfies when other more accomplished people die. King Shit Midas did it with Mandela (a selfie in Mandela's cell on Robben Island) and Neil Armstrong (selfie with the moon in the background).

Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2020 03:01 PM (5v15w)

232 172was Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, or Octavian but there was a story out that one of them was born from a liaison between his mother and Zeus in the form of a snake.

[looks it up] it was Alexander.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January



If there is anything that ancient mythology teaches us it is that women will fuck just about anything if they are horny enough.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 02:48 PM (HALdu)



Bitches be crazy.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at January 26, 2020 03:02 PM (Z7lwY)

233 Prayers for the souls in the crash and may their families eventually find comfort, famous or not.

Somebody with suspected Kung Flu in the local hospital here in CO. Waiting for confirmation from tests. Person had been in Wuhan. Why are they not being screened? How simple is that. Have you been to China recently? Oh? Whereabouts?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2020 03:02 PM (r+sAi)

234
Kobe spoke 5 languages! I think Japanese was one. Or was it Mandarin? I dunno. It was bullshit, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 03:02 PM (ajTdy)

235 Thank goodness. Trump FIXED IT!!!!!

He just announced the building of a WALL to keep the Chinese IN, and everyone else out.

He called it a GREAT WALL.

And Mexico gets the bill.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:02 PM (dMrJJ)

236 Stewart's plane had something weird happen to it. I can't recall the details but everybody on board slowly asphyxiated.


They lost cabin pressure at altitude. Apparently slow enough that they didn't notice. A chase plane went up and could see that the pilot was unconscious or dead and I think the windows were icing up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 03:02 PM (yQpMk)

237 232 172was Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, or Octavian but there was a story out that one of them was born from a liaison between his mother and Zeus in the form of a snake.

[looks it up] it was Alexander.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January



If there is anything that ancient mythology teaches us it is that women will fuck just about anything if they are horny enough.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 02:48 PM (HALdu)



Bitches be crazy.



Posted by: Couch Fucker at January 26, 2020 03:02 PM (Z7lwY)


Totally

Posted by: Toaster Fucker at January 26, 2020 03:02 PM (Z7lwY)

238 If Trump acknowledges and or offers condolences over the late #8 Kobe, definite sign of Trumps neo-nazi leanings.

Posted by: Frank Figluizzi, frmr FBI Counterintel at January 26, 2020 03:03 PM (uHIkG)

239 My office mate is a sane, intelligent woman who sometimes gets way too caught up in these kinds of news stories. She'll joke about it as I do, but there is something about her demeanor that makes me believe that it makes her nervous.

Not that there is no risk, but the reality is that almost every time it's much ado about very little.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 26, 2020 03:03 PM (x8Wzq)

240 Thanks for helping to offset my carbon footprint, Kobe.

Posted by: Prince Charles (from the Sidebar) at January 26, 2020 03:03 PM (ysYj2)

241
(a selfie in Mandela's cell on Robben Island)

A reminder of his own struggles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 03:03 PM (7rVsF)

242 First 2 suspected cases in Israel according to J-Post.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 26, 2020 03:01 PM (ngSZO)

Israelis are maniacal world travelers. This does not surprise me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2020 03:03 PM (dLLD6)

243 If there is anything that ancient mythology teaches us it is that women will fuck just about anything if they are horny enough.
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 02:48 PM

No, it shows that the gods are into kinky sex. Also, surprise swan was a thing before surprise otter.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January



Uh hhuh, uh, not so much.

Zeus never showed up as Zeus, he showed up as some animal or something. Then some horny chick cold not stop herself from fucking it.

Kind of the ultimate bad boy thing.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 03:03 PM (HALdu)

244

The Melanin Basketball League is second only to the Melanin Football League in the number of violent felons, drug rapists and general thugs.

Fuck them collectively.

Posted by: Fuck Them at January 26, 2020 03:03 PM (ND961)

245 197 I had no idea that mainland Chinese will spit on the floor even inside restaurants.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 26, 2020 02:55 PM (/+bwe)

When I was in Hong Kong they had "no spitting signs all over the place". I asked someone about it and they said the Chinese believed if they had a bad taste in their mouth it was a devil.

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2020 03:03 PM (mpXpK)

246 I'm actually surprised that more people of wealth and fame don't die in helicopter crashes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2020 03:03 PM (xPl2J)

247 Squirrely dan is probably going to start talking about how we need to be worried because the democrats are going to choose the coronavirus as their VP candidate.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2020 03:05 PM (Z7lwY)

248 Watching golf on CBS and they just confirmed that Kobe died in that plane crash.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2020 03:05 PM (hW7Px)

249 I've got the only existing picture of BI-BARRY with Larry Sinclair.

Watch PAWN STARS, you'll see me get PAID.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:05 PM (dMrJJ)

250 81 TMZ Sports is reporting that Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash in California earlier today.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 02:33 PM (SL4lK)

This hasn't been reported on ESPN yet. Waiting to see if it is true.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 26, 2020 03:05 PM (Zw+Gc)

251 CBS??? Aren't they known for FAKE KOBE NEWS.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:05 PM (dMrJJ)

252 Helicopter never seemed to be the safest conveyance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 26, 2020 03:05 PM (oXJmp)

253 197 I had no idea that mainland Chinese will spit on the floor even inside restaurants.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 26, 2020 02:55 PM (/+bwe)
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They'll spit in the aisle on airplanes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2020 03:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

254 Israelis are maniacal world travelers. This does not surprise me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Of course. There's lot of travel involved in controlling the weather.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2020 03:05 PM (aetpV)

255 This kind of reminds me of AIDS.


If it is as bad as the media is screaming about we should put everyone who may have it in quarantine.

Oh and close off China from the rest of the world.


If it is SARS 2 stop going on about it.


But the FNM wants the eyeballs so....

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2020 03:06 PM (WdocV)

256 This hasn't been reported on ESPN yet. Waiting to see if it is true.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 26, 2020 03:05 PM (Zw+Gc)

The play-by-play guy said it during the Pro Bowl and they have it in their bottom news feed.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 03:06 PM (SL4lK)

257 You know who else didn't die in a 'copter crash...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2020 03:06 PM (k/lpA)

258 So how will the media use Bryant's death to bash Trump?



Ya know, the Sikorskys are Ruskies

2+2 = Trump

Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 03:06 PM (rpxSz)

259 I had no idea that mainland Chinese will spit on the floor even inside restaurants.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 26, 2020 02:55 PM (/+bwe)


iirc, Singapore's Lee dragged his country into the modern era with crackdowns on less than hygienic customs ... like this one.

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat & Kniting Needles Critic ... at January 26, 2020 03:06 PM (LPnfS)

260
Then some horny chick cold not stop herself from fucking it.

"He never called! He never answered my texts!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 03:06 PM (7rVsF)

261 If this does end up being an escaped Chinese bioweapon I hope everyone that gets it is ready to sue China...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2020 03:06 PM (WdocV)

262 244. Really. You need to be nuked by a cob. Grow up and act like an adult. Not a bigoted asshole.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 26, 2020 03:06 PM (N3JsI)

263 Let's take a poll here:

Does this new virus scare make you pause or prevent you from getting local Chinese food?

Me: Yes. I'll pass.
Posted by: Soothsayer



No wonder I'm sick. We made homemade stir fry Friday night.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2020 03:06 PM (gR+IE)

264 Does this new virus scare make you pause or prevent you from getting local Chinese food?

Me: Yes. I'll pass.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 03:00 PM (ajTdy


Nope.
But I still won't go to chipotle's.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 03:07 PM (axyOa)

265 Not sure that Stewart's plane lost pressurization slowly. Should remember. There's a good video on the incident on UToob, title/outfit I *also* can't remember - maybe Flight International, think they have a channel of famous aviation incidents?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:07 PM (El6T/)

266 197 I had no idea that mainland Chinese will spit on the floor even inside restaurants.



Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 26, 2020 02:55 PM (/+bwe)

People who eat bat soup are capable of anything.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2020 03:07 PM (xPl2J)

267

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 26, 2020 02:55 PM (/+bwe)
---
They'll spit in the aisle on airplanes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January




You think that is bad you should see the floor in a honeymoon suite after the wedding night.


you do not even want to know what the floor of a suite looks like after a bachelor party.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 03:07 PM (HALdu)

268 Who is Kobe Bryant?

Basketballer who was acquitted of rape in CO.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 03:07 PM (MTxDQ)

269 " if they had a bad taste in their mouth it was a devil."

We can attest to this.

Posted by: Monica and Huma at January 26, 2020 03:07 PM (2GPSc)

270 Zeus never showed up as Zeus, he showed up as some animal or something.
Then some horny chick cold not stop herself from fucking it.



Kind of the ultimate bad boy thing.
___

OH YEAH!

Posted by: Some Furry at January 26, 2020 03:07 PM (WdocV)

271 Movies and well, history, have pretty much made the populace panicky about these types of things. I think this is good if more people start washing their hands.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2020 03:08 PM (r+sAi)

272 Kobe's death is reported in Daily Mail. I'm afraid it might be true.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7931909/Kobe-Bryant-dies-Calabasas-helicopter-crash.html

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 26, 2020 03:08 PM (Zw+Gc)

273 Singapore's Lee

Hypatia Lee cleaned up quite a few things in her time...

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at January 26, 2020 03:08 PM (c/0cj)

274 Stewart's plane lost pressurization slowly. Should remember. There's a good video on the incident on UToob, title/outfit I *also* can't remember - maybe Flight International, think they have a channel of famous aviation incidents?
Posted by: rhomboid at January


Major oxygen component broke. Depressurized in secs but they had fuel for hours and autopilot so

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 03:08 PM (HALdu)

275 Helicopter never seemed to be the safest conveyance.


In the six years I worked for a truck line, our corporate helicopter pilot had to autogyro it in twice. I asked him about it in the cafeteria line after one and he said that it wasn't that bad, 'at least this time no one was machine gunning him when it happened.'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 03:09 PM (yQpMk)

276 Kobe confirmed dead.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:09 PM (P1AAi)

277 Kobe's death is reported in Daily Mail. I'm afraid it might be true.





Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 26, 2020 03:08 PM (Zw+Gc)

ESPN2 is live now with it.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 03:09 PM (SL4lK)

278 " the Chinese believed if they had a bad taste in their mouth it was a devil."

That's not Spam.

Posted by: deviled ham at January 26, 2020 03:09 PM (Tnijr)

279 But I still won't go to chipotle's.

***

They are just providing a diverse biome of bacteria. Why should your white supremacist stomach bugs get to keep refugees and immigrants out of your sweet sweet digestive track?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2020 03:09 PM (WdocV)

280 262 244. Really. You need to be nuked by a cob. Grow up and act like an adult. Not a bigoted asshole.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 26, 2020 03:06 PM (N3JsI)


Then Vic (was 245?) will get blamed.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 03:10 PM (1g7ch)

281 Kobe's wife was pregnant I believe

Posted by: NCKate at January 26, 2020 03:10 PM (QLEJC)

282 If this does end up being an escaped Chinese bioweapon I hope everyone that gets it is ready to sue China...
---
You can't sue communists, silly.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 26, 2020 03:10 PM (kOpft)

283
What's really weird is Dildo's food thread today is gonna be on kobe steak.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 03:10 PM (ajTdy)

284 I'll give Kobe some credit in, as far as I know, never getting political.


He may have been a rapist, but unlike most Hollywierdoes he stuck to adults...

What a low bar we've sunk too huh?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2020 03:11 PM (WdocV)

285 Anita Bryant was in "Drugs are Like That."

Posted by: Anita Bryant at January 26, 2020 03:11 PM (QeYUX)

286 Shame about Kobe

Posted by: Stevie Ray Vaughn at January 26, 2020 03:11 PM (k/lpA)

287 Things that seem to be true:

* kind of as part of the overall dumbing-down and loss of seriousness by much of American society and most of its institutions, there is now tremendous synthetic alarm and uproar about everyday things - snowstorms (in winter!!!!), hurricanes, etc.

* the heathen Chineeee seem to be reacting as if this is a serious problem

Neither of which gives us any answers. Only time will tell. Boring, but true.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:11 PM (El6T/)

288 Ok. ND961. Needs nuking, not Vic.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 26, 2020 03:12 PM (N3JsI)

289 Shame about Kobe

Posted by: Stevie Ray Vaughn at January 26, 2020 03:11 PM (k/lpA)

Sure is

Posted by: Davey Allison at January 26, 2020 03:12 PM (xPl2J)

290 Not True!!!

The Coronavirus will kill millions of Americans, and will result in Orange Man Bad losing in a landslide as a result!

We're saved!!! We're saved!!!

Posted by: The MSM! at January 26, 2020 03:12 PM (I2/tG)

291 Horrible. So sad.

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2020 03:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

292 * kind of as part of the overall dumbing-down and loss of seriousness by much of American society and most of its institutions, there is now tremendous synthetic alarm and uproar about everyday things - snowstorms (in winter!!!!), hurricanes, etc.

* the heathen Chineeee seem to be reacting as if this is a serious problem

Neither of which gives us any answers. Only time will tell. Boring, but true.

Posted by: rhomboid at January



The dumbing up of weather events is designed to get ratings and panic everyone about global warming.

And get everyone used to the government restricting travel for fun.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 03:13 PM (HALdu)

293 Does this new virus scare make you pause or prevent you from getting local Chinese food?




NO thank you. I'm good.

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 03:13 PM (zr5Kq)

294 Kobe's wife was pregnant I believe
Posted by: NCKate at January 26, 2020 03:10 PM (QLEJC)


They have a 6 month old.

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2020 03:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

295 Helicopter never seemed to be the safest conveyance.


In the six years I worked for a truck line, our corporate helicopter pilot had to autogyro it in twice. I asked him about it in the cafeteria line after one and he said that it wasn't that bad, 'at least this time no one was machine gunning him when it happened.'
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Helicopters beat the air into submission.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2020 03:13 PM (gR+IE)

296


Now reports are saying Kobe's helicopter landed on Jeff Goldblum, Taylor Swift and Spuds Mackienze, who were picnicking at the Griffith Observatory...

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at January 26, 2020 03:13 PM (c/0cj)

297 Who could even imagine that a supervirus could develop in a country where eating aborted human fetuses in soup is considered normal.

Spare Rib Soup.

I am shocked, SHOCKED that a supervirus may have developed in China.

/s

Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2020 03:13 PM (5v15w)

298 Maybe I'll just work from home next week.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

299 'They' have been prepping us for years via Hollywood for a total collapse of civilization whether it is the Kung Flu or zombies.

The main take away is that you must run amok and kill everyone you can before they kill you...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 03:13 PM (1g7ch)

300 Fox has the Kobe Bryant story now.

Posted by: Vic at January 26, 2020 03:13 PM (mpXpK)

301 Payne owned a Dallas bar, Plus Fours, at the end of the block where my antique shop was located. It was one of my favs to drink at after work

met him a few times at the bar and got him to come to the shop but never got him to buy anything

still, an upright nice guy

Posted by: REDACTED at January 26, 2020 03:13 PM (rpxSz)

302
OT.

San Diego, East County. Found a shitty little roadside shrine up at the corner. A rock, a liquor miniature, coins, and a piece of meat.

Must be recent, because the meat isn't decomposed.

Ever heard of anything like that?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (t5m5e)

303 If you are fine with the standards of the average Chinese restaurant day to day you are not likely to be concerned with the virus.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (HALdu)

304 Zeus never showed up as Zeus, he showed up as some animal or something. Then some horny chick cold not stop herself from fucking it.

Kind of the ultimate bad boy thing.
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 03:03 PM

As if the wimmens could say no to Zeus. Remember that chick Daphne, daughter of a god, who ran away from Apollo? Dad helped her out by turning her into a TREE! And Dad was trying to help!

ZEUS IN FORM OF OTTER: Hey, baby.

MORTAL CHICK (thinking "Oh, crap! I really LIKE being alive and sentient."): Fine. Let's just get this over with.

ZEUS: Score!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (/+bwe)

305 Video of hospital workers disinfecting the ambulance that carried the Chinese man.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BigCharade/status/ 1221502738028253184
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 26, 2020 03:01 PM (ngSZO)

Cleanse it with fire. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (I2iQh)

306 yeah, the Denver case didn't look good for Kobe. "I never met this lying b- ..." "Uh, sir, the DNA test came back." "Oh THAAAAT lying B."

After 17 years it appears he at least learnt not to do that again.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (ykYG2)

307 20 minutes after Fox goes live with Kobe coverage, CNN breaks away from All Day Trump Hate to bring breaking news.

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (zDwuO)

308
Helicopters are so ungainly they fly by repelling the ground.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (7rVsF)

309 >>>I'll give Kobe some credit in, as far as I know, never getting political.<<<
That is pretty rare.

Posted by: more steak jokes! at January 26, 2020 03:15 PM (ysYj2)

310 neverenoughcaffeine, obviously you are correct about the s**t-poster, but note it's only a particularly crude/traditional bit of bigotry that has long been socially unacceptable - meanwhile in these comment sections more fashionable bigotries are simply foundational.

Meh. Bigotry is a window into the empty head of the bigot.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:15 PM (El6T/)

311 OT.

San Diego, East County. Found a shitty little roadside shrine up at the corner. A rock, a liquor miniature, coins, and a piece of meat.

Must be recent, because the meat isn't decomposed.

Ever heard of anything like that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (t5m5e)


That was to Jobu.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 26, 2020 03:15 PM (aS1PU)

312 If this does end up being an escaped Chinese bioweapon I hope everyone that gets it is ready to sue China...

Just because the only P-4 infectious disease lab in China is located in Wuhan, and there were concerns about its safety, is no reason to be suspicious!

Posted by: The MSM! at January 26, 2020 03:15 PM (I2/tG)

313 )

289 Shame about Kobe 

Posted by: Stevie Ray Vaughn at January 26, 2020 03:11 PM (k/lpA) 

Sure is

Posted by: Davey Allison at January 26, 2020 03:12 PM (xPl2J)

******

Helicopters suck

Posted by: Troy Gentry at January 26, 2020 03:15 PM (k/lpA)

314 This hasn't been reported on ESPN yet. Waiting to see if it is true.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 26, 2020 03:05 PM (Zw+Gc)

The play-by-play guy said it during the Pro Bowl and they have it in their bottom news feed.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 03:06 PM (SL4lK)


I can't believe they haven't broken away from that dogshit game which nobody watches. That's dumb even for them.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2020 03:15 PM (y7DUB)

315 Was a article this morning how mainland Chinese are quite discussing on personal hygiene, like unacceptable hygiene to the rest of the world.

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 03:15 PM (ZCEU2)

316 Bryant was a decent man. He may have said something, sometime, but look at the bullies who were his environment like "Magic" JOhnson.

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 03:15 PM (zr5Kq)

317 A lot of people scoff at TMZ as a source for anything but, when it's something big in their backyard like this, they are almost always accurate. They had the scoop on Michel Jacksons death several hours before any major source reported it. TMZ pays big money for these kind of tips. A dispatcher or first responder likely called it in.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 26, 2020 03:15 PM (KbCvz)

318 That was to Jobu.


Jesus no help with the curve ball.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (yQpMk)

319 I presume if we get a real pandemic, like the last one with the "Spanish" flu, that we would see a MASSIVE political move to the right.

We'd close the borders and most of the dead would be in the cities and I presume some of the bigger open border types would get a lamppost view...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (WdocV)

320 Does this new virus scare make you pause or prevent you from getting local Chinese food?
NO thank you. I'm good.
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 03:13 PM (zr5Kq)

No worries....most "Chinese" places are actually run by Koreans.

All part of the master plan of Kim Chung Dong or whatever his name is.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (Z+IKu)

321 "Ever heard of anything like that?"

It's a trap!

Posted by: a hobo at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (Tnijr)

322 Go long on steaks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (hmgiv)

323 Fact-based epidemiology is homophobic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Don't even get me started on how Dr. Peter Duesberg has been unpeopled despite also being correct about "AIDS".

Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (5v15w)

324 ABC News reported that 4 of his children may have been aboard.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (P1AAi)

325 How long before the left blames Trump for Bryant's accident ???? Bryant had the goods on Trump and was flying to meet Schiff for Brains and Nadless....

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (qM84C)

326 San Diego, East County. Found a shitty little roadside shrine up at the corner. A rock, a liquor miniature, coins, and a piece of meat.

Must be recent, because the meat isn't decomposed.

Ever heard of anything like that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (t5m5e)
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Performance art?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (WEBkv)

327 In Black Hawk Down the pilot was the only survivor in that crash

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 03:17 PM (ZCEU2)

328 Or go short, I dont know.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at January 26, 2020 03:17 PM (hmgiv)

329 It's weird that the Chinese are boasting that they are building a hospital in Wuhan in six days or whatever.

Doesn't the Chinese military have mobile hospitals, that could be set up in a few days?

The US military certainly does.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2020 03:17 PM (I2/tG)

330 There are more than a few questionable comments in this thread that need disappeared.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2020 03:17 PM (r+sAi)

331 That was to Jobu.

You have to build a shrine to a hand cleanser? Always worked OK for me without, but I'll start saying a prayer in the future, just to be safe.

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at January 26, 2020 03:17 PM (c/0cj)

332 As a kid, I flew Los Angeles Airways helicopter service from LAX to Disneyland a couple of times ('66-'67 maybe).

Then it fell out of sky killing the owner's grandson.

End of that.

Posted by: Luring Guy at January 26, 2020 03:18 PM (Rs1MW)

333 Semi-Literate Thug, whereabouts in east county?

No, have never seen a shrine like that. Usually the little cross, wilted flowers, a saint's candle, and other things usually indicating Hispanic family/individual (it seems).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:18 PM (El6T/)

334 The Royal Rumble is today. It is likely less scripted than next week's Super Bowl.

Posted by: buzzion at January 26, 2020 03:18 PM (Z7lwY)

335 Yeah helicopters suck. Cars are much more safe.

Dale Earnhardt told me.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:18 PM (dMrJJ)

336
Does Glenn Beck have any interesting theories on the Moo Goo Gai Pandemic? I haven't listened to him in a while.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 03:18 PM (ajTdy)

337 Now reports are saying Kobe's helicopter landed on Jeff Goldblum, Taylor Swift and Spuds Mackienze
***

I imagine that if Taylor "Entitled Girl" Swift buys it that we'll have a month of FNM kissing her ass...at least if it happens before she goes out of style..


Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2020 03:18 PM (WdocV)

338 No worries....most "Chinese" places are actually run by Koreans.

All part of the master plan of Kim Chung Dong or whatever his name is.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (Z+IKu)

Looks like these Korean owned Chinese places rely on Mexican cooks. A lot.

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 03:19 PM (zr5Kq)

339 San Diego, East County. Found a shitty little roadside shrine up at the corner. A rock, a liquor miniature, coins, and a piece of meat.

Must be recent, because the meat isn't decomposed.

Ever heard of anything like that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Yeah. Narco-cult. Like Santaria for Mexican drug runners. Was there a skull or skeleton depicted?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2020 03:19 PM (aetpV)

340 No worries....most "Chinese" places are actually run by Koreans.

All part of the master plan of Kim Chung Dong or whatever his name is.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January




Most "Asian" restaurants are run by Chinese. They own most sushi restaurants.

Don't eat at a Chinese sushi restaurant, ever.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 03:20 PM (HALdu)

341 323 Fact-based epidemiology is homophobic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

As demographic based criminology is racist.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard. at January 26, 2020 03:20 PM (QHOuo)

342 yeah, the Denver case didn't look good for Kobe. "I never met this lying b- ..." "Uh, sir, the DNA test came back." "Oh THAAAAT lying B."

After 17 years it appears he at least learnt not to do that again.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (ykYG2)


There was some unexpected online site, maybe Slate, who did a good job of compiling evidence that he really was guilty. Some shitbucket released the hotel employees name which was an extremely dirty pool move and surely made her life miserable.

As you said, he lived a controversy free life after that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)

343 Must be recent, because the meat isn't decomposed.



Ever heard of anything like that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (t5m5e)


A friend's sister in law was from Indonesia, and at her house I would at times run across a half filled shot glass of port, and other such things in various china cabinets.

I asked, and got told that she was, among other things, from the animist part of Indonesia.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2020 03:20 PM (6rS3m)

344 Looks like these Korean owned Chinese places rely on Mexican cooks. A lot.
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 03:19 PM (zr5Kq)
------------

Our local Teppanyaki restaurant relies on Mexican cooks.

It's a bit disconcerting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 26, 2020 03:20 PM (WEBkv)

345 Doesn't the Chinese military have mobile hospitals, that could be set up in a few days?

***

I imagine infectious disease units aren't common in military units. You can stick a lot of guys next to each other if you are just trying to stop them from bleeding to death...

BTW, we'll know China is serious if they start fire bombing their own cities. Which I have zero doubt is something Winne the Tyrant would do...


Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2020 03:20 PM (WdocV)

346 Most sushi places are Korean-owned, at least in parts of SoCal, and in the 80s/90s, in NoVa.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:21 PM (El6T/)

347 Flew in helicopters a lot had one crash a few interesting landings.

Things happened so fast did not even know we where in trouble till I was upside down with smoke all around me.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 26, 2020 03:21 PM (y/fJ4)

348 ABC News reported that 4 of his children may have been aboard.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (P1AAi)

If that's true, it's absolutely horrible.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 03:21 PM (MTxDQ)

349 that's sad about Kobe
prayers for his family

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 26, 2020 03:21 PM (G546f)

350 Initial reports on the investigation into Kobe Bryant's death focus on the remote possibility that he had any evidence on Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: MrObvious at January 26, 2020 03:22 PM (5prN7)

351 Has anyone suggested Shep Smith go to the site of the outbreak to see if they've resorted to cannibalism yet?


Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2020 03:22 PM (WdocV)

352 Back in the 60s LA Airways ran a helicopter shuttle from Disneyland park to LAX. My dad loved to fly. We used it once or twice and I loved it but we stopped as Dad had safety concerns. Then in 1968 there were two crashes and over 40 killed. The shuttle service was canceled.

Posted by: Dr Alice at January 26, 2020 03:22 PM (oW/8k)

353 113 Yahoo News says the Chinese said it started in bats and snakes in that Hunan province. But are the Chinese a credible source?


===
Is Yahoo?

Magic 8ball says.......
HELL no!

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at January 26, 2020 03:23 PM (d6mdH)

354 332 you beat me to it!

Posted by: Dr Alice at January 26, 2020 03:23 PM (oW/8k)

355 ABC News reported that 4 of his children may have been aboard.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (P1AAi)



If that's true, it's absolutely horrible.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 03:21 PM (MTxDQ)

As well, if it's true his wife is now a widow and childless.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 03:23 PM (SL4lK)

356 I have periodic nightmares about helicopter crashes. I've never flown in one and never will.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2020 03:24 PM (xPl2J)

357 Oh no. The children ?

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 03:24 PM (zr5Kq)

358 His father was an NBA player with Julius Erving, Joe "Jellybean" Bryant. Kobe also surely got away with raping a girl in Denver.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2020 02:59 PM (y7DUB)

Wasn't it Summit County? The trial was moved to Denver.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 26, 2020 03:24 PM (I2iQh)

359
333 Semi-Literate Thug, whereabouts in east county?

No, have never seen a shrine like that. Usually the little cross, wilted flowers, a saint's candle, and other things usually indicating Hispanic family/individual (it seems).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:18 PM (El6T/)

----

Near East County, suburb next to SD city limits. Residential neighborhood. detached houses. No sidewalks, no stores or commercial buildings nearby. Once in a while things left outside get stolen.

Not like the little roadside crosses by the highway. Looks pagan.

I just wonder who would bother and what it means to them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 26, 2020 03:25 PM (t5m5e)

360 Between Yahoo and Chinese media I would give Yahoo the edge in reporting on China.

China gets the edge in reporting on the United States.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 26, 2020 03:25 PM (y/fJ4)

361 Wasn't it Summit County? The trial was moved to Denver.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 26, 2020 03:24 PM (I2iQh)

IIRC, Aspen area.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 03:25 PM (MTxDQ)

362 ABC News reported that 4 of his children may have been aboard.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (P1AAi)



If that's true, it's absolutely horrible.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 03:21 PM (MTxDQ)

As well, if it's true his wife is now a widow and childless.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 03:23 PM (SL4lK)


Other reports said no family members on board. Also, 5 dead, so including pilot and Kobe, couldn't be 4 kids, too.

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2020 03:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

363 His father was an NBA player with Julius Erving, Joe "Jellybean" Bryant. Kobe also surely got away with raping a girl in Denver.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2020 02:59 PM (y7DUB)

No he didn't. He was arrested, indicted, and then the victim decided she didn't want to testify after almost two years. There was nothing left to do except dismiss charges because she refused to cooperate. She was then happy to sue him civilly, and received a nice settlement and an apology letter from Bryant in which he said he had originally felt the sex was consensual, but after listening to derrogatories, etc. pre trial, he realized that from her point of view, she was forced for which he was regretful.
He and his wife almost divorced several times, but ended up staying together and just had their fifth child this past summer.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2020 03:25 PM (PDFnL)

364 rode in a Huey once for a training exercise KOE style.
19 yr old me thought it was a blast. Today's severely older me would be unhappy

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 26, 2020 03:26 PM (iTXRQ)

365 It's weird that the Chinese are boasting that they are building a hospital in Wuhan in six days or whatever.

Doesn't the Chinese military have mobile hospitals, that could be set up in a few days?

The US military certainly does.
Posted by: The ARC of History!



Is it a hospital like Shiners or a warehouse like and other warehouse for quarantining bodies?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2020 03:26 PM (gR+IE)

366 Not like the little roadside crosses by the highway. Looks pagan.

I just wonder who would bother and what it means to them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 26, 2020 03:25 PM (t5m5e)


Could have been just like a little roadside cross - maybe somebody got dead right there and family keeps it up.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 03:26 PM (1g7ch)

367 Bernie!!! Bernie!!! Bernie!!!

This is hilarious - Jun Rubin is going into hysterics that Bernie is way ahead in Iowa.

Better get ready to start shilling for Bernie against Trump, Jen.

Posted by: The Guy Who Says "Bernie" A Lot! at January 26, 2020 03:26 PM (I2/tG)

368 Horrible news about Kobe Bryant. Prayers for his loved ones.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 26, 2020 03:26 PM (AOQ4d)

369 According to official numbers (ahem) the mortality is about 3%. Compared to other recent coronaviruses like MERS (33% mortality) and SARS (9.6% mortality), this one has yet to show such dire outcomes. The 1918 H1N1 influenza only had a 2% mortality but it was far more communicable than prior coronaviruses have seemed to be. It is still early days in this outbreak, it will be months, not weeks until we see where this one goes, but so far TEOTWAWKI it is not.

Posted by: Darren at January 26, 2020 03:26 PM (W2Fol)

370 Spanish flu got my Fraternal Grandfather. My Great Grandfather out lived him by 20 years.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 26, 2020 03:27 PM (f4xAl)

371 The crash was near Las Virgines road - maybe those hills between the water and the 101?

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2020 03:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

372 How shitty of ABC to report about the kids without confirmation. Just garbage.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2020 03:27 PM (xPl2J)

373 Yeah. Narco-cult. Like Santaria for Mexican drug runners. Was there a skull or skeleton depicted?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2020 03:19 PM (aetpV)

---

No skull. No drawings or figures. Just ordinary items.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 26, 2020 03:27 PM (t5m5e)

374 Wow, I don't remember the LAX/Disneyland helo service. Somehow I recall the NYC helo service (PanAm?), from JFK to Manhattan (?).

Have limited time in helos, in two eras. Piston-driven Hueys - you felt like you were hanging on a cable, kind of unnerving (in the hover), clunky, kind of, I was comfortable but *it* wasn't a comforting sensation.

Turbine-driven era, H-60 model, whole new world. Instant you took off, you were flying, no sense of "hanging" at all. And was funny when they tested the guns and brass would fly back into the passenger area, both the noise and the brass shocking the newbie passengers whom we would never warn in advance, just for fun.

MH-53 a few times, there was a "hanging" sensation but the power was immense and you could feel it. A light passenger load was basically empty for those beasts.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:27 PM (El6T/)

375 65
Is it still safe to WANG CHUNG tonight??

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 02:31 PM (dMrJJ)

I do every night.

Posted by: Maury Povich at January 26, 2020 03:28 PM (ufFY8)

376

Not counting .mil time, in my 25 years in medical care I have has two systems loose a medivac chopper and crew.

Fun they are. Safe, not quite as much. But still safe. Mostly.

The biggest issue I see is being called for scene flights in sketch weather for absolute bullshit medical issues that could safety go in by ground units.

The pressure to get billable airtime, and the discomfort of usually very rural basic level of service ground EMS providers with patients even slightly scary, plus whooo-cool factor of callin de choppa, leads to marginal runs.

Bad juju.

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at January 26, 2020 03:28 PM (/bKlZ)

377 ABC News reported that 4 of his children may have been aboard.
Posted by: Dr Spank at Jan


"May have been..."
Damned media. That's a report that needs to be sat on until it's known for sure.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2020 03:28 PM (axyOa)

378 Other reports said no family members on board. Also, 5 dead, so including pilot and Kobe, couldn't be 4 kids, too.


Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2020 03:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

Looks like the exact number of people is in flux. But the ABC person had better have ironclad sources with respect to the kids, otherwise they're going to be unemployed really fast.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 03:28 PM (SL4lK)

379 He and his wife almost divorced several times, but ended up staying together and just had their fifth child this past summer.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2020 03:25 PM (PDFnL)

Oh, I thought 4 kids total. So sad; hopefully none were on board with him.

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2020 03:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

380 Waiting for Sen. Schumer to be lecturing us on the need for common sense helicopter control.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 03:29 PM (Dutea)

381 Busy Sunday:

@HeshmatAlavi 50s

#BREAKING
Jan 26 - Baghdad, #Iraq
U.S. Embassy compound received a direct hit from one of the rockets. The Embassy restaurant or canteen was damaged & burned.

Reports claim #Iran-backed Hashd al-Shaabi was behind this dangerous attack.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2020 03:29 PM (aetpV)

382 308
Helicopters are so ungainly they fly by repelling the ground.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2020 03:14 PM (7rVsF)

Beat the air into submission.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 03:29 PM (NWiLs)

383 I'm not seeing the kid thing anywhere else. Thanks ABC News!

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:30 PM (P1AAi)

384 I heard fist fights broke out at the crash site.
Many slip and fall law firms involved.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:30 PM (dMrJJ)

385 He and his wife almost divorced several times, but ended up staying together and just had their fifth child this past summer.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2020 03:25 PM (PDFnL)


I stand corrected; thought he had 4 kids.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 03:30 PM (SL4lK)

386 Looks like the exact number of people is in flux. But the ABC person had better have ironclad sources with respect to the kids, otherwise they're going to be unemployed really fast.
Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 03:28 PM (SL4lK)


Then who's children were they?

Posted by: ABC Person at January 26, 2020 03:30 PM (1g7ch)

387 In a helo the only thing holding you up is those 3-6 thin blades whirling around and the top.
Plus they have a lot of moving parts most of which the failure of means a crash.
I used to say I wouldn't fly commercial then PA started dropping out of the skies, So I said I'd fly in helos because if your high enough you can activate an autorotation which is much better than a crash.
Problem is if you're not high enough (altitude) you're screwed.
Why can't someone like Soros or Mini Mike have that happen to them?

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 26, 2020 03:30 PM (AsOgd)

388 ABC News reported that 4 of his children may have been aboard.


Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:16 PM (P1AAi)

AoSHQ News reporting that four of his children may not have been aboard.

Posted by: 24 Hour Rule at January 26, 2020 03:30 PM (dLLD6)

389 Helicopter never seemed to be the safest conveyance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Civilian helicopters are like a VW Bug with glass doors hanging/shaking itself apart in mid-air. Fucking terrifying.

And a Navy CH-46 isn't much better.

The Captain of my ship was an A-6 Pilot. Always said: "Helicopters don't fly. The Earth rejects them".

Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2020 03:30 PM (5v15w)

390 Semi-Lit Thug, thanks. Not far from where I sit, then.

Swear it wasn't me!

And WTF with meat as part of a mini-shrine?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:31 PM (El6T/)

391

Kobe's chopper crashed in Wuhan, and the starving children on the ground ate their bodies?

Got pics?

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at January 26, 2020 03:31 PM (/bKlZ)

392 Darren, thanks.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:31 PM (El6T/)

393 In a helo the only thing holding you up is
Posted by: jakee308



The Jesus nut.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2020 03:32 PM (gR+IE)

394 Reports claim #Iran-backed Hashd al-Shaabi was behind this dangerous attack.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2020 03:29 PM (aetpV)



Perhaps Trump was not clear enough about not buying into this proxy shiite?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 03:32 PM (1g7ch)

395 U.S. Embassy compound received a direct hit from one of the rockets. The Embassy restaurant or canteen was damaged burned.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2020 03:29 PM


Hope the prime rib carving station is OK.

Posted by: Bert G at January 26, 2020 03:33 PM (OMsf+)

396 Rumored the helicopter was owned by Bryant, who was known for using a helicopter frequently to avoid the LA traffic.
A Sikorsky S 76-B which those on here familiar with might be interested.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2020 03:33 PM (PDFnL)

397 I would like to know the stats on helicopter crash rate vs airplane crash rate. Which is more dangerous?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2020 03:33 PM (xPl2J)

398 At least a aircraft with wings has a glide slope though some are more down than out.

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 03:33 PM (ZCEU2)

399 >>> The pressure to get billable airtime, and the discomfort of usually very rural basic level of service ground EMS providers with patients even slightly scary, plus whooo-cool factor of callin de choppa, leads to marginal runs.

Bad juju.
Posted by: Dr. Feelgood

I was supposed to get medi-vac'd once for mini-stroke, but hospital going to had very light rain in the area. Cancelled and sent me by van.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 26, 2020 03:33 PM (ilTjN)

400 Common-sense hygiene is still the best way to stay well.

Wash your hands.
Don't touch your face.
Don't bite your nails.
Bathe.
Don't drink from someone else's glass.

You know, what Mom said.

Posted by: Flyover at January 26, 2020 03:34 PM (Rbu5d)

401 I would like to know the stats on helicopter crash rate vs airplane crash rate. Which is more dangerous?


Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2020 03:33 PM


Let's not go there...

Posted by: V-22 Osprey at January 26, 2020 03:34 PM (OMsf+)

402 Waiting for Greta to scold us that if there were no billionaires they wouldn't be dying in helicopter crashes.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 03:34 PM (Dutea)

403 Trump is soft on climate change which keeps the cost of helicopter fuel so low that millionaires can still afford to fly about willy nilly in their own personal aircraft. Ergo, Trump's fault.

Posted by: a hobo at January 26, 2020 03:34 PM (Tnijr)

404 353
113 Yahoo News says the Chinese said it started in bats and snakes in
that Hunan province. But are the Chinese a credible source?

Is Zero Hedge any better? They say the Chinese stole it from Canada.

http://tinyurl.com/ugxyqgl

Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 03:35 PM (K22Va)

405

If there were no Billionaires they wouldn't be dying in helicopter crashes!

Posted by: Greta at January 26, 2020 03:35 PM (/bKlZ)

406 Kobe Bryant's helicopter was shot down by Syrian fighters, killing 4 of his children.
Let's go to the video...

Posted by: ABC News at January 26, 2020 03:35 PM (ysYj2)

407 Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2020 03:25 PM (PDFnL)

I don't have any reason to pile on a dead guy but I'm pretty sure in his apology letter he admitted forcing her. You can believe what you want but she had her name released to the press and the usual protections given to the alleged victims, with which I don't necessarily agree, weren't given her.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2020 03:35 PM (y7DUB)

408 Yeah they finally got a hit in Baghdad. There have been launches for weeks (like everything else, barely noted in our "press").

Iran is desperately engaged on all its (borrowed) fronts, esp. in Iraq, where its network of "militias" exercise dominance over the govt., but mostly lack any support among the populace, including and most importantly the Shi'a - for whom they claim to be the guarantors of safety, etc. Militia thugs have been killing unarmed protesters again the last few days across the south.

But the protesters keep coming back, the Iranian consulates and several militia HQs keep ending up burnt.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:35 PM (El6T/)

409 Now reports are saying Kobe's helicopter landed on Jeff Goldblum, Taylor Swift and Spuds Mackienze, who were picnicking at the Griffith Observatory...

So, you're saying there's a silver lining to all this?

Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 26, 2020 03:36 PM (7s3Gx)

410 Is Zero Hedge any better? They say the Chinese stole it from Canada.

http://tinyurl.com/ugxyqgl
Posted by: dartist at January



Are you saying they did not steal or obtain illegally viruses from Canada with the assistance of Chinese national professors?

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 03:36 PM (HALdu)

411
Geez. People are freeking out in LAX.

ABC news saying daughters were on board.

Oh no,

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2020 03:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

412 Is it possible that the Wuhan flu is the latest version of the Trump curse? Like, maybe if China had come to the table earlier rather than trying to wait out the Trump administration, the circumstances causing the outbreak would not have happened?

Posted by: Emmie at January 26, 2020 03:38 PM (87gB3)

413 Chinese Military created this one in 2018.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nucleotide/MG772933.1

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 26, 2020 03:39 PM (ngSZO)

414 Lindsey Wuhan is a bag of bones.

Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 03:39 PM (S9ODh)

415 Yahoo News says the Chinese said it started in bats and snakes in that Hunan province. But are the Chinese a credible source?






===

Is Yahoo?



Magic 8ball says.......

HELL no!


Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at January 26, 2020 03:23 PM (d6mdH)



The Weekly World News is more credible than Yahoo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2020 03:39 PM (3GZYJ)

416 SIKORSKY? So the RUSSIANS are involved.

Has STRZOK interviewed RODHAM about this yet?

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:39 PM (dMrJJ)

417 NY Post says " he is survived by Vanessa and four daughters". He only has/had 4 daughters. So hope this is true.

Posted by: corn and beans at January 26, 2020 03:39 PM (tkNkP)

418


Who cares, people die every day!

BUT NOT ENOUGH!

Save the Planet! Kill Yourself!

All Whites anywhere and all Americans everywhere must die!

Huh? Me?

I'm not white.

I'm an Albino Algerian.

Posted by: Greta at January 26, 2020 03:39 PM (/bKlZ)

419 I worked with a Vietnam helo pilot named Crash, who'd had three of them shot out from under him. He walked away from two, minor injuries in the third, died of some very ordinary thing years later.

He swore by autorotation, the widely-supposed ability of a helicopter to more or less coast down as long as the rotors were intact.

For some reason, you never hear of a high-profile helicopter having a close call like that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 26, 2020 03:39 PM (oRpiG)

420 ABC News is now reporting that Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, and Kareem Abdul Jabbar were on the chopper with Bryant.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2020 03:40 PM (xPl2J)

421 Helicopters got Stevie Ray Vaughan.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:40 PM (P1AAi)

422 Emmie, I doubt it ("Trump" curse"), but one thing is certain: China can hardly afford a major disruption like this at the moment. Their economy is already flat and in some respects tottering (finance). They're losing a trade-war, bigly. Very bad timing. This will have a substantial impact on the Chinese economy.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:40 PM (El6T/)

423 I was in Denver when the Kobe thing happened.
He was in Summit Co. The woman in question was heard bragging at a party a day after the encounter about how she screwed Kobe and was going to get an enormous payout.
As Kobe's attorney investigated the woman was also known to have screwed the sheriff's investigator and the Count prosecutor. It did not help her image as a victim. The prosecutor and the sheriff both resigned.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 26, 2020 03:40 PM (Tt761)

424 When we lived in Riyadh, the embassy happy hours were renowned as one of the few places in The Kingdom to get blotto on real booze.
We watched more than one visiting cowboy get dragged out across the parking lot to the amusement of the Saudi Nat Guardsmen in the Diplomatic Quarter.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 26, 2020 03:41 PM (Jj+59)

425 Me and Julio down by the graveyard
Don't take my coronavirus away

Posted by: Xi Jinping at January 26, 2020 03:41 PM (COzlW)

426 The MFM....formerly known as THE NEWS, is telling me what a great Daddy, Mr. Kobe Beef was. He was known to pick up HIS children from school from time to time. Yes, he was an EXTREMELY RICH MAN, who did not have a JOB.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:41 PM (dMrJJ)

427 A lot of people liked him.

But he had to pay a teenager an undisclosed amount for what he admitted was a rape.

That was only a couple years before #metoo took off.

I just discovered that fact. Am not happy with the people that promoted him to me.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 03:42 PM (Dutea)

428 407
CH, I don't know all the details and don't remember them, as it happened 17 years ago. But your comment made it sound like nothing happened to Bryant in respect to an accusation of rape from a 19 year old hotel worker.
"He got away with it".

Bryant was arrested, indicted, was going to have to stand trial, lost all of his endorsements and was considered a pariah (obviously to this day) and the one thing that stood between him and very possibly jail time for felony rape was that the then 21 year old decided not to testify. She instead had her lawyers sue him( which they still could have done even if he was criminally convicted or acquitted) .
He didn't remotely "get away with it".

I'm not a Kobe fan, but it is frustrating that so much stated on this blog in the comments is pretty far from the truth.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2020 03:42 PM (PDFnL)

429 Wow just got home from running errands and my daughter told me about Kobe Bryant. Awful. Prayers for his family.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 03:42 PM (dUJdY)

430 Francis Gary Powers, the U-2 pilot shot down over the USSR, was also killed in a chopper crash. He became a traffic reporter for a station in Los Angeles.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2020 03:43 PM (xPl2J)

431 421 Helicopters got Stevie Ray Vaughan.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:40 PM (P1AAi)


Never has the minor pentatonic scale done so much for one man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 03:44 PM (NWiLs)

432 nypost.com/kobe-bryant
reportedly killed in california helicopter-crash
https://tinyurl.com/r9rb9sv
Picture of crash far out in the canyon

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 03:44 PM (ZCEU2)

433 #423 when you get money, that kitty will corner you.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 03:44 PM (Dutea)

434 David Stern, then Kobe?? These things ALWAYS happen in 3's. PROVEN FACT!

Wilt Chamberlain will be next.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:44 PM (dMrJJ)

435 I've flown in helos in places you people wouldn't believe. Attack
ships over the Plain of Reeds. I watched sea beams glitter off the mouth
of the Congo river and followed pipelines from Angola to Zaire.

Just
kidding. Actually did though, including hundreds of flights off shore
Gulf of Mexico, Zaire, Angola and inland waters of Nigeria. Only once
out in theNorth Sea. Only went down twice. If you are high enough you
can auto rotate down safely if things go wrong.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 26, 2020 03:45 PM (f4xAl)

436 Don't really care about basketball players, but I'm certainly not going to slam dunk (SWIDT) on a guy who just may have crashed and died with some of his kids.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 26, 2020 03:45 PM (NWiLs)

437 Wasn't Bryant a particular anti-Trump pinhead? I can't recall why I would have heard about him for anything else in the news recently.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 26, 2020 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

438 Chinese Master Trolls may be enjoying the future reduction in societal pressure by the diminished number of males.

Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 03:46 PM (AfYvi)

439 Jen
I'm not going to defend Kobe at all.
He was a scumbag for not simply refraining from screwing around on his wife.
The other items about this woman's overt promiscuity are public record.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 26, 2020 03:46 PM (Tt761)

440 Well, that's one. Who's going to be the other 2?
Have to be famous sportos that made it big and are woke.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 26, 2020 03:47 PM (AsOgd)

441 TMZ@TMZ
BREAKING: Kobe Bryant Has Died In A Helicopter Crash

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 26, 2020 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)

442 When you die accident you not coronavirus.

Posted by: Fortune Cookie at January 26, 2020 03:47 PM (Dutea)

443 I don't worrry too much about Asia, where the governments are brutal enough to kill their way to the end of a plague, or ocd enough to keep it contained. I do expect that one of these days, China's new African colonialism will bring a pandemic to devastate a country or three on that continent.

Posted by: Downcast at January 26, 2020 03:47 PM (7l4n/)

444 As Kobe's attorney investigated the woman was also known to have screwed the sheriff's investigator and the Count prosecutor. It did not help her image as a victim. The prosecutor and the sheriff both resigned.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 26, 2020 03:40 PM (Tt761)

whoa. I didn't know these details but I remember the girl's story seemed weak- it sounded consensual to me (at least until it wasn't and whether the consent ended before they did I don't recall). I agree with Jen that he didn't get away with something. I was happy he and his wife turned their marriage around.

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2020 03:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

445 TMZ@TMZ
BREAKING: Kobe Bryant Has Died In A Helicopter Crash
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 26, 2020 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)

One of his daughters too, unfortunately.
Helicopter crash

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2020 03:47 PM (CqE5x)

446 I was in Denver when the Kobe thing happened.
He was in Summit Co. The woman in question was heard bragging at a party a day after the encounter about how she screwed Kobe and was going to get an enormous payout.
As Kobe's attorney investigated the woman was also known to have screwed the sheriff's investigator and the Count prosecutor. It did not help her image as a victim. The prosecutor and the sheriff both resigned.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society


That is a shitload of context I have never heard before.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2020 03:48 PM (5v15w)

447 Helocopters:

30,000 spare parts flying in close formation.

Still, older than you are helicopter flights with horse harness drop onto a pitching flight deck (Hang on for dear life indeed!) >>> chainsaws.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 03:48 PM (u82oZ)

448 it is frustrating that so much stated on this blog in the comments is pretty far from the truth.
Stop around any night. The purpose of these electronic mutual admiration societies is to give outcasts a place to voice personal orthodoxies that would get you knocked off the bar stool if you were among real people.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 26, 2020 03:48 PM (oRpiG)

449 Really massive street protests in Iraq today, total defiance of the Iran-run "militias" and also of Iraq's most ridiculous long-running con with blood on his hands, Muqtada al-Sadr (lisps, nicknamed "Atari boy" or "Mullah al-Atari" for his video-game habits - he's the son of an actual Shi'a religious/civil leader, and like many legacies he's a dark farce).

Muqtada has been spending time in Qom, Iran - for religious studies and to hide and be accessible for being given orders by the IRGC, but mostly to hide and be accessible for being given orders by the IRGC.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:48 PM (El6T/)

450 If you are high enough you
can auto rotate down safely if things go wrong.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 26, 2020 03:45 PM (f4xAl)


So, don't forget the shit.

Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 03:48 PM (AfYvi)

451 #437 Bryant cagily supported Hilldawg.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2020 03:49 PM (Dutea)

452 Stop around any night. The purpose of these electronic mutual admiration societies is to give outcasts a place to voice personal orthodoxies that would get you knocked off the bar stool if you were among real people.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January



So you fit right in!

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 03:49 PM (HALdu)

453 As for Coronavirus, it's obvious that unlike SARS, cell phones are a big reason why China's official reporting on this is being treated with a great deal of skepticism.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 03:49 PM (SL4lK)

454 Is it too early for a joke? It came out about a minute after the crash was reported.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 26, 2020 03:49 PM (5t7Yo)

455 Ok, after being accused of making shit up, this is what I previously read

https://tinyurl.com/y8f5okon

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2020 03:50 PM (y7DUB)

456 TMZ@TMZ
BREAKING: Kobe Bryant Has Died In A Helicopter Crash
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 26, 2020 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)

Good!!
Now the rubes will be focused on another celebrity death instead of impeachment, where the Democrats will get it in the shorts!

Posted by: MSM at January 26, 2020 03:50 PM (CqE5x)

457 I'm accidentally violating my no NFL resolution as the game was on when I turned the TV on. I have to ask, is the Pro-Bowl two-hand touch football?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 03:50 PM (yQpMk)

458 I got dropped off at my next duty station (Frigate in the South China Sea by a helo. The helo was too big to land so I had to drop thru the floor in a loop rig.
Tell the truth that was better than getting pulled across an unrep line hanging over the water which is how that sort of thing was done prior to the influx of helos in the 60's.

Of course I was too young to know how f'ng dangerous that was.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 26, 2020 03:50 PM (AsOgd)

459 Jim Grey is reporting now!!!!

He's reliable.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:50 PM (dMrJJ)

460 Kobe Didn't Crash Himself

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 26, 2020 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

461 Wasn't Bryant a particular anti-Trump pinhead? I can't recall why I would have heard about him for anything else in the news recently.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 26, 2020 03:45
--------------

After Trump rescinded White House invite to Steph Curry and the Warriors in 2017, he was very negative.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 26, 2020 03:51 PM (Dhht7)

462 TMZ is reporting his 13 year old daughter was on board as well.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:51 PM (P1AAi)

463 KDKH.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2020 03:52 PM (gR+IE)

464 I don't get this movie Harvey. Wife started watching it so I did too but I gotta say it's kind of dumb. So I'm outta there.

Posted by: jsg at January 26, 2020 03:52 PM (S9ODh)

465 I'm accidentally violating my no NFL resolution as
the game was on when I turned the TV on. I have to ask, is the Pro-Bowl
two-hand touch football?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 03:50 PM (yQpMk)

Pretty much. And plenty of players refuse to participate in it because of the injury risk.

Posted by: Vendette at January 26, 2020 03:52 PM (SL4lK)

466 Posted a link some days ago gunmen killed a high ranking guy in the Iranian Islamic guard. Suleimani might have been a spark to crack it open.

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 03:52 PM (ZCEU2)

467 At least a aircraft with wings has a glide slope though some are more down than out.
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 03:33 PM


For some definition of glide slope.

Posted by: F-104 Starfighter at January 26, 2020 03:52 PM (DMUuz)

468 Dr. Spank, Daily Mail is saying the same, quoting TMZ as the source.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 26, 2020 03:52 PM (dUJdY)

469

Kobe? Who cares, really? He enjoyed both talent and money beyond the ability of even one of us to conceive of. He died doing something he enjoyed.

You wouldn't check out after 41 years of excellence? You'd rather check out after 71 years of misery?

Prayers out for his loved ones, if any, as we have empathy for those that hurt and lose.

Save your OMG that's horrible for children dying in alleys, young mothers gunned down in parks and elders freezing to death in their own homes.

Pearl Clutching for Kobe lessens, dilutes our empathy for the real horrors.

Posted by: Truth Hurts at January 26, 2020 03:52 PM (c/0cj)

470 TMZ is reporting his 13 year old daughter was on board as well.

They were saying all his Kids were with him except newborn.. As bad as this is I'm glad all his kids weren't with him

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2020 03:53 PM (6XlcD)

471 "The purpose of these electronic mutual admiration societies is to give outcasts a place to voice personal orthodoxies that would get you knocked off the bar stool if you were among real people." Way Way Downriver

Not sure I completely understand or agree with all of that, but overall that's a great statement.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2020 03:53 PM (El6T/)

472 Stop around any night. The purpose of these
electronic mutual admiration societies is to give outcasts a place to
voice personal orthodoxies that would get you knocked off the bar stool
if you were among real people.


Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 26, 2020 03:48 PM (oRpiG)

Edgy

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2020 03:53 PM (uEbPt)

473 That is a shitload of context I have never heard before.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2020 03:48 PM (5v15w)


I recollect the 'nuance' in the case was she was cool with 'a', 'b', and 'c', but decided 'd' was a softly yet heard 'no'.... without getting into specifics.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 03:53 PM (1g7ch)

474 Arthell Neville and Jim Grey are weeping. WEEEEEPING.
They were Kobe and his kids BFF. FOR LIFE!!!!!!
They stayed in touch for years. Went to HONG KONG together.
When they met, they'd kiss each other on the cheek.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:53 PM (dMrJJ)

475 I was in Denver when the Kobe thing happened.
He was in Summit Co. The woman in question was heard bragging at a party a day after the encounter about how she screwed Kobe and was going to get an enormous payout.
As Kobe's attorney investigated the woman was also known to have screwed the sheriff's investigator and the Count prosecutor. It did not help her image as a victim. The prosecutor and the sheriff both resigned.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society


That is a shitload of context I have never heard before.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2020 03:48 PM (5v15w)

Me neither.
But I do recall that she wasn't universally believed at the time.
She was a slut, running around bragging about his penis size.

It was that and the Tyson thing that made me not always #Believe the Woman First.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2020 03:53 PM (CqE5x)

476 Kobe has famously used a helicopter to travel for years, even when he was still playing with the LA Lakers. He was known for commuting from his home in Newport Beach to the Staples Center in his Sikorsky S-76 chopper

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 26, 2020 03:54 PM (BqBId)

477 Harvey is a good movie though only saw it once.

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 03:54 PM (ZCEU2)

478 I've seen reports about one of his daughters. This is terrible.

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 03:54 PM (zr5Kq)

479 Pearl Clutching for Kobe lessens, dilutes our empathy for the real horrors.


I have sympathy to spare.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 03:54 PM (yQpMk)

480 " What was the message that KOBE wanted to bring to the children".

FOR FUX SAKE.

Arthell Neville just asked Jim Grey that question.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:55 PM (dMrJJ)

481 jakee308 Now with Linux

When I was dropped on the flight deck, I knew.

My first deployment, the helo carrying the BG commander dropped in the drink, mid-ocean. We raced to the spot. Due to a good safety brief, all got out and no casualties. Another ship did all the rescuing, so we were unneeded on scene.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 03:55 PM (u82oZ)

482 One of my dad's favorite stories was his Chinese kidney doctor asked him "How you balls?" He said they were fine. Years after his death, my mom found out the doc was asking about his bowels.

Posted by: Downcast at January 26, 2020 03:55 PM (7l4n/)

483 David Stern, then Kobe?? These things ALWAYS happen in 3's. PROVEN FACT!

Wilt Chamberlain will be next.
Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:44 PM (dMrJJ)


Stop it! Get some help.

Posted by: M. Jordan at January 26, 2020 03:55 PM (hku12)

484 "The emergencies you train for almost never happen; it's the one you can't train for that kills you."
-- Ernest K. Gann, advice from the 'old pelican', in Accelerated Instrument Rating for Helicopter Pilots

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Really Austere Austere at January 26, 2020 03:56 PM (DMUuz)

485 Not sure I completely understand or agree with all of that, but overall that's a great statement. [/.i]


It's grammatically correct, I'll grant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 03:56 PM (yQpMk)

486 F-104 Starfighter

It would be LOL except for all the dead pilots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 03:56 PM (u82oZ)

487 kobe's daughter gigi, was also onboard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 26, 2020 03:56 PM (KP5rU)

488 One of my dad's favorite stories was his Chinese kidney doctor asked him "How you balls?" He said they were fine. Years after his death, my mom found out the doc was asking about his bowels.
Posted by: Downcast at January 26, 2020 03:55 PM (7l4n/)

He was after both !

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2020 03:56 PM (zr5Kq)

489 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 03:56 PM (yQpMk)

490 Only flew on a plane once in my life.

Would never get on a helicopter and I hate when Trump is on one.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2020 03:57 PM (CqE5x)

491 Kobe? Who cares, really? He enjoyed both talent and money beyond the
ability of even one of us to conceive of. He died doing something he
enjoyed.



You wouldn't check out after 41 years of excellence? You'd rather check out after 71 years of misery?
----On the one hand, I'm 44, so that doesn't sound like a great deal to me.
On the other, something like 200,000 other people around the globe died today, and I don't worry a lot about any of them, either.

Posted by: Methos at January 26, 2020 03:57 PM (kOpft)

492 they are reporting it was Kobe's tournament that his older daughter was probably playing in.

that is where they were headed

from calabasas to thousand oaks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2020 03:57 PM (vEIlU)

493 Terry Jones also mort.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:57 PM (P1AAi)

494 Kobe has famously used a helicopter to travel for years, even when he was still playing with the LA Lakers. He was known for commuting from his home in Newport Beach to the Staples Center in his Sikorsky S-76 chopper
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 26, 2020 03:54 PM (BqBId)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-Te-DPbSE

Posted by: Aaaahnold at January 26, 2020 03:57 PM (hku12)

495 Pearl Clutching for Kobe lessens, dilutes our empathy for the real horrors.

Posted by: Truth Hurts at January 26, 2020 03:52 PM (c/0cj)

Love and empathy are limitless resources. When someone yuge like this goes in a tragic way, it hits us because we are human and it is normal. The woman in the alley might have beat her kid, stolen things, hated you because of your color, and had twenty reasons not to feel bad for her. She still gets and deserves our empathy.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2020 03:57 PM (uEbPt)

496 I recollect the 'nuance' in the case was she was cool with 'a', 'b', and 'c', but decided 'd' was a softly yet heard 'no'.... without getting into specifics.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 03:53 PM (1g7ch)



After you start singing the alphabet song it's unnatural to stop before finishing.

Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 03:58 PM (AfYvi)

497 Looks like God is mad at Tiger Woods, too.

https://bit.ly/3aK6VH4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 26, 2020 03:58 PM (+y/Ru)

498 Kind of a who cares thing.

You didn't know him.

He didn't know you.

Sad story but that is it.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 03:58 PM (HALdu)

499 Terry Jones also mort.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:57 PM (P1AAi)


oh oh, they come in 3's

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2020 03:58 PM (vEIlU)

500 Breaking News : Michael Bloomberg fired from a job once.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:59 PM (P1AAi)

501 can we haz food?

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2020 03:59 PM (MTxDQ)

502 For some definition of glide slope.

Posted by: F-104 Starfighter at January 26, 2020 03:52 PM (DMUuz)


Ain't that the unhappy truth? One of my grad school advisor's students, Maj. Robert H. Lawrence, Jr., was killed flying one of the damned things...

Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 26, 2020 03:59 PM (7s3Gx)

503 This is worse than when Ted Kennedy got murdered in DALLAS.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 03:59 PM (dMrJJ)

504 I think the Kobe rape thing was where the precedent was set that gently leaning forward and yelling "surprise!" before anal is not sufficient for consent during sex between the unmarried.

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:00 PM (HALdu)

505 Love and empathy are limitless resources. When someone yuge like this goes in a tragic way, it hits us because we are human and it is normal. The woman in the alley might have beat her kid, stolen things, hated you because of your color, and had twenty reasons not to feel bad for her. She still gets and deserves our empathy.
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2020 03:57 PM (uEbPt)


Amen.

We all the know the pain of losing someone. It's more for the survivor's than anything. You never recover.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2020 04:00 PM (vEIlU)

506 Oh dear. His beautiful girl Gigi. Dad taking her to her basketball camp. The poor mom .

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2020 04:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

507 Pearl Clutching for Kobe lessens, dilutes our empathy for the real horrors.

Posted by: Truth Hurts


'pearl clutching' doesn't mean what you think it means, amigo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2020 04:00 PM (aetpV)

508 Yeah! Right in the head and ass.

Posted by: Cyril Figgus at January 26, 2020 04:00 PM (S9ODh)

509 >
" What was the message that KOBE wanted to bring to the children".

Arthell Neville just asked Jim Grey that question".


If you want to see a case study of how poorly a newscaster can perform when not reading off a teleprompter, just keep watching Arthell Neville.

Posted by: Anonymous7 at January 26, 2020 04:01 PM (Nl8Cj)

510

The media will go overboard of course.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2020 04:01 PM (vEIlU)

511 Get yourselves washed up and come upstairs. It's time to EAT!

Posted by: dartist at January 26, 2020 04:01 PM (K22Va)

512 it is frustrating that so much stated on this blog in the comments is pretty far from the truth.

He got away from 25 - life, didn't he?

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 26, 2020 04:01 PM (377Zs)

513 Terry Jones also mort.


Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2020 03:57 PM (P1AAi)


He shouldn't have had that wafer thin mint

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 26, 2020 04:02 PM (a8I88)

514 All the beautiful people are weighing in!!!!!!

Harvey Weinstein said, he'd miss all the chicks.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 04:02 PM (dMrJJ)

515
I have sympathy to spare.

Posted by: Grump928(C)




Indeed, ol' chum.
I reserve my sympathy for people that I actually know.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 04:02 PM (ajTdy)

516 Food nood.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 26, 2020 04:02 PM (Dhht7)

517 Lakers were great and my daughter and I went to lots of games My girl is a great basketball player and Kobe was her favorite. I still have her Kobe shoes she wore when her graces school team won the first of many basketball tournaments.

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2020 04:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

518 Starfighters were exactly one I thought of that drop more than glide

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2020 04:03 PM (ZCEU2)

519 I think the Kobe rape thing was where the precedent was set that gently leaning forward and yelling "surprise!" before anal is not sufficient for consent during sex between the unmarried.
Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:00 PM (HALdu)


There you go. Getting specific.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 04:03 PM (1g7ch)

520
Oh, I thought you said you had no sympathy to spare.

In that case, we do not concur.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 26, 2020 04:03 PM (ajTdy)

521 Fnood

Posted by: Downcast at January 26, 2020 04:03 PM (7l4n/)

522 There you go. Getting specific.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January




Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:04 PM (HALdu)

523
The media will go overboard of course.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2020 04:01 PM (vEIlU)

To get them off impeachment when Schiff and the Democrats are getting their clocks cleaned by Trump's lawyers.

The media will have an excuse to break away for accident investigation press conferences.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2020 04:04 PM (CqE5x)

524

Wasn't the F-104 Starfighter basically a Lawn Dart, without the fly by wire tech to keep it stable? Narrowest performance envelope of any before or since?

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at January 26, 2020 04:04 PM (QHOuo)

525 Nood food. And a contest to win Troll-B-Gone and &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (u82oZ)

526 This incident shows the dangers of totalitarian bureaucracy and central planning. People have no control over their lives, nobody trusts the government, everyone is just out for himself and his family. Everything is fine on the surface, but it's just for show.
Wuhan is (or has the potential to be) a lovely city: a university city with more than 1 million students, sitting on the biggest river in China. Hopefully it will recover.

Posted by: PG at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (iqCkn)

527 Now the rubes will be focused on another celebrity death instead of impeachment, where the Democrats will get it in the shorts!
Posted by: MSM

When they make a new Sparkle Markle movie, they should name it The Princess Bridezilla.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 26, 2020 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

528 Cyrious Memberpate'

Almost like the U-2 in issues. But a lot more died in F-104 crashes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 04:06 PM (u82oZ)

529 91 Yes, but let's talk about what's IMPORTANT: The Hoosiers have turned a 14pt deficit into a 6 pt lead with 12 minutes left to play in a regular season B1G Conference game. The B1G being head and shoulders tougher than any other Conference in the NCAA this year. But you'll hear crickets about the B1G's dominance as the MSM prefers their beloved ACC and SEC.
Posted by: MrObvious
-------
To which, they gladly fumbled away in the last 68 secs by turning the ball over, giving up a two, then giving up a three, missing a shot, giving up another two and missing the last sec shot...

Losing by one...

Fucking Hoosiers...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 26, 2020 04:07 PM (+ldAm)

530 Tom Petty was aboard the helicopter.

Apparently "Free falling" was a cry for help.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 04:09 PM (dMrJJ)

531 Kobe raped that girl just like Kavanaugh did Blasey.

FFS, she said he raped her. Then the DNA test came out showing she'd had sex with Kobe, but that there wasn't force. And it showed that she'd banged two other dudes that day, including the bellboy (which might have been to gain access to Kobe in the first place). And she was talking positively of the encounter, and how her relationship with Kobe would make her rich.

So then she said she misremembered, and he just surprise analed her. At which point prosecutors said "ok, kobe's right, you're a liar, charges dropped, GTFO."

And they really, really wanted to take him down.

Total scam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 26, 2020 04:09 PM (uKj5K)

532 526 This incident shows the dangers of totalitarian bureaucracy and central planning. People have no control over their lives, nobody trusts the government, everyone is just out for himself and his family. Everything is fine on the surface, but it's just for show.
Wuhan is (or has the potential to be) a lovely city: a university city with more than 1 million students, sitting on the biggest river in China. Hopefully it will recover.

Posted by: PG at January 26, 2020 04:05 PM (iqCkn)


And they are going to start building a hospital there next week. Now, all Wuhans can be healthy.
Pretty soon. Come next year.

Posted by: Bill Dae at January 26, 2020 04:09 PM (AfYvi)

533 Kobe was taking his 13 year old daughter to basketball practice. Sad.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2020 04:10 PM (k/lpA)

534 Kobe raped that girl just like Kavanaugh did Blasey.

FFS, she said he raped her. Then the DNA test came out showing she'd had sex with Kobe, but that there wasn't force. And it showed that she'd banged two other dudes that day, including the bellboy (which might have been to gain access to Kobe in the first place). And she was talking positively of the encounter, and how her relationship with Kobe would make her rich.

So then she said she misremembered, and he just surprise analed her. At which point prosecutors said "ok, kobe's right, you're a liar, charges dropped, GTFO."

And they really, really wanted to take him down.

Total scam.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January




What he said

Posted by: not so at January 26, 2020 04:11 PM (HALdu)

535 Wait, actually I think he was acquitted, not charges dropped. Either way, Bullshit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 26, 2020 04:12 PM (uKj5K)

536 Hey, just because she had two guys besides Kobe's DNA dripping in her doesn't mean she was a slut.

Posted by: Too Sloppy Joe's at January 26, 2020 04:12 PM (AfYvi)

537 And this is why you never put your dick in crazy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 04:13 PM (1g7ch)

538 Hair status: Not on fire

Otherwise, no comment

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2020 04:16 PM (m45I2)

539 Would never get on a helicopter and I hate when Trump is on one.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2020 03:57 PM (CqE5x)
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DJT lost several of his casino exec's when a Trump helo crashed in NJ. Lacey Twp 1988 or 89. Crashed on the GSP median.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 26, 2020 04:16 PM (WQZ1O)

540 Terry Jones also mort.


Again?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 04:18 PM (yQpMk)

541 If this was his S-76, they're similar to the HH-60s in the military. It is my understanding those auto-rotate like a brick.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 26, 2020 04:18 PM (K8LjS)

542 Did someone say that KAVANAUGH raped KOBE????


RACIST.

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 04:19 PM (dMrJJ)

543 TOUCHE!!!
Hey, just because she had two guys besides Kobe's DNA dripping in her doesn't mean she was a slut.

So Saint Kobe was married at this time??

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 04:21 PM (dMrJJ)

544 Did someone say that KAVANAUGH raped KOBE????


RACIST.
Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 04:19 PM (dMrJJ)

He rapes Kobe beef--by washing it down with BEER

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2020 04:21 PM (CqE5x)

545 I just saw the NYPost writeup of the Bryant crash and one phrase shone through that shows up too often in helo crashes:

"foggy conditions"

Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 26, 2020 04:22 PM (7s3Gx)

546 Terry Jones also mort.


Again?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 04:18 PM (yQpMk)

Wow.
Who is the NFL going to show dancing around his luxury box every time the Cowboy's score?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2020 04:22 PM (CqE5x)

547 The Luftwaffe made a habit of crashing F104s. 292 of the 916 Starfighters they had were crashed, killing 115 pilots.

Widowmaker indeed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 04:23 PM (yQpMk)

548 Grump928(C)

Italian AF also had that problem.

Sad. But puts the F-35 in perspective.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2020 04:25 PM (u82oZ)

549 In defense of the F104, the Germans tried to use a shortlegged interceptor in a broad role, even as a ground attack plane.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2020 04:28 PM (yQpMk)

550 A helicopter is nothing more than a turboshafted brick.

Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2020 04:31 PM (ATCV4)

551 So Saint Kobe was married at this time??
Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 04:21 PM (dMrJJ)

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Indeed. A shitty move, and not admirable. Whether for love or money, the wife forgave him. Not my business.

Does not matter from a criminal justice standpoint. If the government wants to make a felony case in my name, it better damned well be a good one - not some celebrity-driven nonsense, which this was.

This woman's case was as transparent as a glass of beer, and as weak as a wet Kleenex. It was only ever lent any credence by the courts and public because of the man's wealth and fame, and because we were already going down the SJW #BelieveAllWomen rabbit-hole.

The whole thing was disgraceful, TBH.

The government's and the woman's wrongdoing were manifestly worse than Bryant's.

If he were My Main Man PDT, he'd have done the right thing, refused the civil settlement, won the case, then sued her into penury.

But he's rich as hell, his wife had let it go, so he said to his lawyers "screw this, I'm done, MAKE IT GO AWAY."

I almost fault for him for that more than the infidelity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2020 04:32 PM (uKj5K)

552 Jesus, now Schiff is saying that Trump's tweet about him was "intended to intimidate."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2020 04:33 PM (CqE5x)

553 OH NO, OH NO!!!!

Princess Diana was on board that RUSSIAN helicopter!!!

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 04:35 PM (dMrJJ)

554 Jesus, now Schiff is saying that Trump's tweet about him was "intended to intimidate."
Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2020 04:33 PM (CqE5x)


Schiff soccer flop.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 26, 2020 04:38 PM (1g7ch)

555 I can't believe they haven't broken away from that dogshit game which nobody watches. That's dumb even for them.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 26, 2020 03:15 PM (y7DUB)

Mr. Goddell, who is out to destroy the NFL, has had his sights set on that game since ever. There was nothing wrong with the Pro Bowl in its original form. The all-stars go to HI, play an exhibition game, hang out in HI for a week, and the football season ends. It was a time waster of a game, but I was good with it.

Then Goddell decides to tinker with it to no end, and turns it into the disaster that it is today. The worst iteration was the one on 2016, when the NFL decided it needed to be a middle-school football game where everyone was thrown together and the teams were picked by two people. That was just sickening.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 26, 2020 04:42 PM (dhy/7)

556 Cases of what are most likely this new virus have been popping up - and gathering a bit of steam - on the west coast for almost a month now. I know a bunch of people that have been laid up for a couple of weeks.

It's not something you want to catch, but it's not the bubonic plague either. Biggest problem is likely going to be economic disruptions from people missing work and quarantine efforts.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 26, 2020 04:47 PM (67XdO)

557
Egg drop dead soup helps tha Flu I heard.

Deep fried Bats are a thing of beauty..................do you want snake fries with that Chan?

Posted by: saf at January 26, 2020 04:50 PM (5IHGB)

558 Chinese Military created this one in 2018.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nucleotide/MG772933.1
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 26, 2020 03:39 PM (ngSZO)

This one from 2018 is the exact match of the current Bat-SARS they mapped. A leading Bat ecologist said it would be nearly impossible to jump naturally from to human from. This was all put together a few days ago. Read for yourselves or don't. Also combine the 2017 nature.com article written about the Bio level 4 research and devolpement lab, where major concerns expressed by outside experts were not seeking outside expert help in building it and pathogens escaping.

It's literally the same damn thing made in 2018.

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1580057686365.png

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 26, 2020 05:00 PM (P0nip)

559

Charlie Brown's Dildo is implicated..OPEN & SHUT case
.

What condition is your mitrochondria in...they have a splitting headache.

Posted by: saf at January 26, 2020 05:06 PM (5IHGB)

560 Gorebal Warming is already going to kill us.
Do we need more ?

Posted by: SMOD at January 26, 2020 05:16 PM (X5CsJ)

561 So KOBE died because of GLOW BULL CLIMATE CHANGE WARMING.

The science is settled

Posted by: SUG at January 26, 2020 05:52 PM (dMrJJ)

562 Reports of a 1-14 day incubation period while being contagious are alarming. That was the holy grail trait for bio weapons.

People who escaped the quarantine because they had no symptoms may have infected others and so on and so on.

We will know a lot more in a week or so.


Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 26, 2020 06:43 PM (QxTuE)

563 Repost from earlier for those who might've missed it: Farage's epic LOLGF exit speech to the EU.

https://tinyurl.com/lolgf-farage

Recommended!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 29, 2020 11:59 PM (qUFPp)

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