Stunning and Brave: Female (Mostly) Bernie Supporters Tweet Pictures of Themselves Under the #HotGirlsForBernie Hashtag

Bumped. This got stomped earlier.

Jesse Kelly (@jessekellyDC) is retweeting out the pictures of these Socialist Sirens.

They're, uh... well, some people say that confidence is sexy.

I guess that includes unwarranted confidence, right?

By the way, I wouldn't say all of these girls are ugly or anything.

But when you post pictures of yourself under the hashtag #HOTgirlsForBernie, well... people have the right to decide if you're actually "hot" or just... delusional.









And of course we have to finish with:



Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM




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1 Nightmares are back on the menu boys!

Posted by: Shiggz at January 24, 2020 02:41 PM (keoqc)

2 Yikes.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 24, 2020 02:41 PM (4thlk)

3 Scary

Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 02:41 PM (+0uDE)

4 Oh no

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2020 02:41 PM (fGZok)

5 Knights! Run AWAAAYYYYYY!

Posted by: Vanya at January 24, 2020 02:42 PM (U7voe)

6 Halloween is early this year.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 24, 2020 02:42 PM (RgUiP)

7 Sigh

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 02:42 PM (El6T/)

8 I'll be in my bunk.



Sleeping

Posted by: Grand Rapids at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (Xo3T0)

9 Hey, you will be hot eventually.

Posted by: Satan at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (KUaJL)

10 Good things most these are dudes or Bernie would be getting in trouble for objectifying women.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (hdzef)

11 Fat nothot and stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (cGLu6)

12


Haven't seen mustaches like that since the 70s.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (lg/F7)

13 What have we done to anger you, Mr. O'spades?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (9p0cQ)

14 I would take 1 normal female

https://live.staticflickr.com/2517/4153676468_c74f424627_b.jpg

Over all these thangs.

Posted by: Shiggz at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (keoqc)

15 Where's Jessica Yaniv? She'd fit right in

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (X+a7J)

16 I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (prSvo)

17 I made a vow on New Years Day not to mock other people's looks, 'cause I'm no prize either. Twitter, however, is testing my resolve.

Posted by: joncelli, tool of vengeance and bad jokes at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

18 For once, I'm not disappointed I can't see the Twitter pics at work.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (xfb67)

19 Hmm.

*Takes notes*

Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (RgUiP)

20 yikes!!! chicks were a lot hotter in the 70' eh morons?

Posted by: DanMan at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (XTiHL)

21
Dilbert guy goes off on a profane tirade against our shitty govt not stopping travel from China. He's right. There's no excuse for this shit.

https://youtu.be/CCOcvIlJHBw?t=3m34s

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (dK2Mx)

22 If you have Facts and The Law, Pound the Facts!
If you have The Law but not the Facts, Pound the Law!
If you don't have Facts or The Law, Pound the Table!
If all you have is a microphone and a podium in front of the entire U.S.Senate, feel free to Pound Sand!

Posted by: MrObvious at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (5prN7)

23 'no gods no kings long live the worker'

...Posted from my iPhone at noon on a Friday. Is there anything funnier than upper class anarchists?

Posted by: Vanya at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (U7voe)

24 Also, Bayonetta? Was Entrenchingtool not available?

Posted by: joncelli, tool of vengeance and bad jokes at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

25 Man, I should not have looked at the pictures.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (PbH71)

26 Hashtag #HotGirls4Bernie, Hashtag #KillItWithFire. Send.

Posted by: Another Anon at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (9DyjC)

27 My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (iMxDC)

28 Self Esteem Gone Wild!

Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (+0uDE)

29 Maybe it's a typo, and they meant "Hog Girls for Bernie"?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (k4dH2)

30

"I may not be strictly a girl . . ."

you DON'T SAY!!!!

Shiver

Egads, these are fouler than I anticipated, by a long stretch. What happened to the hot commie chicks?

Posted by: imp at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (SFOr6)

31 24 Also, Bayonetta? Was Entrenchingtool not available?
Posted by: joncelli, tool of vengeance and bad jokes at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

Leave it to a tranny to get their name from a video game witch.

Posted by: Satan at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (KUaJL)

32 I find this so heteronormative, I can't even.

Posted by: Missy Wokenstein at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (IttZ7)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (M/9m0)

34 Bernie FTW!!!

Posted by: No at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (7xV7k)

35 Posted by: Shiggz at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (keoqc)

no contest Shiggz

Posted by: DanMan at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (XTiHL)

36 Bernie: "Ladies, stop helping!"

Posted by: weew at January 24, 2020 02:46 PM (EaEMG)

37
Right.

Everyfiuckingthing is a "state of mind."
There is no more reality. Reality is dumb, and racist, and sexist, and stupid, and unfair.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 02:46 PM (dK2Mx)

38 What in the name of all that is holy ARE those things?! I weep for the future.

If there is one.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at January 24, 2020 02:46 PM (+enKk)

39 They did one of these for Trump a couple years ago and it was HIGHLY entertaining.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2020 02:46 PM (fGZok)

40 Well holy fuck. Most of 'em look like Sloth from The Goonies.

Posted by: David Gillies at January 24, 2020 02:47 PM (Jipp3)

41 Well, that pretty affirms what, until now, I have only suspected about Bernie Gurlz.

Whole lotta dysfunction packed into those pics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 02:47 PM (plu6+)

42 #"Hot""Girls"forbernie

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 24, 2020 02:47 PM (KUaJL)

43 Also, Bayonetta? Was Entrenchingtool not available?
Posted by: joncelli, tool of vengeance and bad jokes at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

Bayonetta is a video game character:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjERntwFZgI

Posted by: Vanya at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (U7voe)

44 Rocky Road!

Posted by: Sloth from Goonies at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (xfb67)

45 Nood. No, really.

Posted by: Furious George at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (9vQJW)

46

Once again the left shows they are living in Bizarro World. Ugly, hideous freaks = hot.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (mpeBU)

47

Oh, god, the comments on the dude's picture are phenomenal. Moron worthy even

https://twitter.com/lowclasshifi/status/1220748939533660160

LOLzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: imp at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (SFOr6)

48 Well, looking at those photos makes me feel a bit better about some of my encounters way back when.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (RgUiP)

49 Well done, ladies.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Thought Thinker at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (P1AAi)

50 A five minute stomp. That may be a new record.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (NWiLs)

51 Utter trash.

Posted by: Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (sWM8x)

52 I would take 1 normal female

https://live.staticflickr.com/2517/4153676468_c74f424627_b.jpg

Over all these thangs.
Posted by: Shiggz at January




That is a nerd

Posted by: not so at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (HALdu)

53 All pictured here are ugly. Not just not-hot, they're ugly.

Posted by: Julia's Child at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (sPDRJ)

54 Sweet Jesus.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (P1AAi)

55

Sydney Powell is the Worst Lawyer In The World.
If Flynn doesn't fire her, he's going to end up with the death penalty.

She's asking for another continuance??
She's making it worse for Flynn not better.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (dK2Mx)

56 My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid
----

*passes the bottle of bleach*

A desperate move, but it's the only hope.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (plu6+)

57 Stomp!

Posted by: Grand Rapids at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (Xo3T0)

58 Bet they all have their own "Elsa, The She-Wolf of the KGB" costume in the closet, waiting for the day they can send all you Bourgeoisie Kulaks and Running Dog Capitalists to the Gulags.

Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (+0uDE)

59 Woof woof. Looks like Purina was giving out free samples that day.

Posted by: Chris W at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (eRsMQ)

60 My Dick just declared itself on Strike.

Then, it got up, went across the room and put on some Temple of the Dog.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (hYwyI)

61 Boy, ace...really doubling down on that Worf's sister VR experience, no?

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (Hi8cV)

62 Whut?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (plu6+)

63 Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone.

And that's some serious Ugh. Lee.

Posted by: orthodoc at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (PnwCg)

64 What happened?

Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (+0uDE)

65 WTF?


Where's all the Hot Chicks go!?

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (hYwyI)

66 Space/time interuption?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (plu6+)

67 Dang. I just replaced my keyboard. Just PUKED all over the old one. This is the BernieBrigade? LOLGF!

Posted by: Just Another Retired LEO at January 24, 2020 02:51 PM (7Nyae)

68

Waded in, 10 to 1 weird beast to hottie, with nose-ring.

Lots of dumbness though.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 24, 2020 02:51 PM (lg/F7)

69 i'm voting for bernie. you can be this hot if you do too!!!




The only way she could hot is if she was hit with a flamethrower

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 02:51 PM (mpeBU)

70 WHat??? Oh, man, we can't have anything nice. . . .

Posted by: imp at January 24, 2020 02:52 PM (SFOr6)

71 Olympic Gold Medal in delusion.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at January 24, 2020 02:52 PM (d6mdH)

72 Eh....Heh?

Posted by: dananjcon at January 24, 2020 02:52 PM (u6xw0)

73 One word...
Woof !

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 24, 2020 02:54 PM (R2gO3)

74 73 One word...
Woof !
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 24, 2020 02:54 PM (R2gO3)


"Hey, fuck you!"

- - Oddball in the Sherman with the paint round

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:51 PM (zBaqJ)

75 Oooof

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (1g7ch)

76
I think I'd rather fuck Rosa DeLauro. Meh, I'd rather kill myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (zBaqJ)

77 #uglyleftistsforBernie

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (I2/tG)

78 So is this opposite decade now?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 24, 2020 07:53 PM (KXkkH)

79 Er, no.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 24, 2020 07:53 PM (H8QX8)

80 DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
See above for examples.

Posted by: Sane dude at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (hrRsI)

81 Bayonetta Peters protected his account, probably because of all the positive feedback he got.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (sWM8x)

82 Which one of you morons pissed of ace ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (M+Lyo)

83 off

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (M+Lyo)

84 And, when Bernie is President, bitches who bathe and stuff won't be allowed to steal my boyfriends anymore.

Posted by: Hot Girls For Bernie! at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (I2/tG)

85 Jebus, it looks like the dating profiles from around where I live.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (SgjGX)

86 I wonder, have they considered the ineffectiveness of trying to lead men around by their peckers when you are a) using stank bait, and 2) trying to catch these men by an appendage they don't actually have...

Just say'n.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (af5xa)

87 Bayonetta Peters protected his account, probably because of all the positive feedback he got.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (sWM8x)

bayonetta peters, wtf ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (M+Lyo)

88 Good heavens. These ladies are not very attractive. Maybe they make it up with scintillating personalities. Or not.

Posted by: IC at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (sYDum)

89 DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
See above for examples.
Posted by: Sane dude at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (hrRsI)


Good luck even finding the hole on some of those.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (SgjGX)

90 Seriously, I don't think beer goggles would work for these "women." And I've got several pairs of those.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (dZ/kK)

91
They can put the burqas back on, thank you...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (zBaqJ)

92 It must be a new definition of the word "Hot" of which I was previously unaware.

Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (BJKQV)

93 "By the way, I wouldn't say all of these girls are ugly or anything."
Uh, I would.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (betRQ)

94 Is this some new type of fasting enrichment method?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (KXkkH)

95 We had BernieBros; BernieHos, I reckon were inevitable.

Posted by: crusaderf8u at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (ew6BN)

96 I never want to be that hot.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (gauLa)

97 I much prefer looking at Trump's hot women - his wife, his daughters..

Posted by: IC at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (sYDum)

98 That last tweet.....account is lock.

Guess too many people decided she/him/they/them wasn't hot.

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (cF8AT)

99 "She's a man, baby."

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (betRQ)

100 That last one looks a lot like raimondo

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (a4pJj)

101 Paper bags or reusable cloth?

For the face I mean.

Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (BJKQV)

102 92 It must be a new definition of the word "Hot" of which I was previously unaware.
Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (BJKQV)


It's in the same lexicon as "treason" that Democrats use.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (zBaqJ)

103 >>>92 It must be a new definition of the word "Hot" of which I was previously unaware.

maybe they mean "inflamed," as in "with yeast."

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (PbpT7)

104 The Bernie workers of the world can unite all they want.

Just make sure they keep their clothes on......no one wants to see that hot mess.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (Z+IKu)

105 80 DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
See above for examples.
Posted by: Sane dude at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (hrRsI)

I read 'CRAZY' as 'GRAVY' - I think it fits.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (KXkkH)

106 still upset we were denied a legit Bernie-Liawatha throwdown.

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (XaO9F)

107 Well those girls don't seem to have self esteem issues.

Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (hmgiv)

108 I'm hot and I'm for universal healthcare, erasing student debt, a Green New Deal, and racial and economic justice for all!!!!

No. No you're not.

Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM (T6t7i)

109 There was a lot of legit hotties posting up. I wish emily rattycrotchky would take her top off and post one.

Posted by: steve at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM (TTy55)

110 One of the underrated Facts of Life: conservative women are, almost universally, much hotter than liberal women.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM (betRQ)

111 This is low hanging fruit.

Fruit which I would not hit.


Really bad fruit.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:00 PM (QLPEO)

112 Hot as in sweaty?

Posted by: windbag at January 24, 2020 08:00 PM (pShPW)

113 Wowzers. What's funny about those pictures is that if you put all of those pictures into a lineup with pictures of random people, and then asked me to identify the Bernie supporters, I would would get most of the answers right.

They look and say things exactly like what I expect a Bernie supporter to look and say.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (DRgs8)

114 Ah, this is another one of those posts designed to make me feel better about myself. Thank you, ace. Very sweet of you.

Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (/669Q)

115 Look Ace, manatees are endangered species.

Mocking them by calling them "hot girls" is not nice.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (vPKfA)

116

This thread is like deja vu all over again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (Ty/7D)

117 92 It must be a new definition of the word "Hot" of which I was previously unaware.
---
Like Chernobyl hot.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (sWM8x)

118 WTF?

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (MTxDQ)

119 15 Where's Jessica Yaniv? She'd fit right in
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (X+a7J)

Prison

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (cF8AT)

120 I've seen vanity plates that have 'hot' in some from or another so I ride by to see. yeah, not so much. Well maybe in a trashy whorey clown makeupped blonde with black roots kinda way.

Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (hmgiv)

121 The second one, Kejera?

My father-in-law has a bull in the pasture with that same nose ring.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (0mP7b)

122 I just lost my appetite.

I need a martini, stat.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (CxPt/)

123 Ana Navarro should join in. She's hot! And she loves Bernie.

Posted by: Joe Paste Eater Biden at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (NVYyb)

124 Ace bumped the thread. Bump. Get it? BUMP

As in what you'll find on these hot brave warrior ladies. Two actually, and not the fun kind.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (uEbPt)

125 Ace The Yakuza is on midnight tonight on TCM.Farewell My Lovely at 10.

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (KNsKs)

126 Good luck even finding the hole on some of those.

This looks like a job for Gold Medal.

Posted by: abbynormal at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (I849g)

127 Bayonetta can't be its given name, can it?

Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (/669Q)

128 Bernie got it going on with the 'chicks'. Must be the Jade East.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (UUkQp)

129 Blue Star says go long on purple hair dye and tattoo ink.

Posted by: Wall Street at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (6eEQ+)

130 [Steve buscimi] I would smash all of those with the power and fury of 10,000 sun's [/Steve buscimi]

Posted by: Fightin Joe at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (W+TLY)

131 110 One of the underrated Facts of Life: conservative women are, almost universally, much hotter than liberal women.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM (betRQ)


Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society. - - Rush Limbaugh

Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (BJKQV)

132 I weep for our Nation

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (iTXRQ)

133 115 Look Ace, manatees are endangered species.

Mocking them by calling them "hot girls" is not nice.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (vPKfA)

Have you seen them with those hot librarian glasses?

Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (hmgiv)

134 Deja vu.

"No time machine" my ass.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (plu6+)

135 My erection just had his attorney serve me papers- right at my desk!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (2B9A/)

136 that case of VD you'll get will keep you warm at night long after these (mostly) XX-bearing humans are gone.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (ykYG2)

137
maybe they mean "inflamed," as in "with yeast."
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (PbpT7)

lol.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (MTxDQ)

138 Please Ace. I just finished dinner.

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (FsgBK)

139 Some of the photos were of good looking girls.



Others were not of girls. Or good looking. Or both. And sad.


I think the sad part was a big part of it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (7K0oX)

140 Is this a joke? I mean, are the "girls" trying to be funny by putting themselves out there as hot? Like a self-deprecating thing...

Yeah, I doubt it. That would require some self-awareness.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (hku12)

141 That sound you hear in the distance is the roaring of a herd of wildabeasts, who have finally spotted their mates . . .

#HOTGIRLSFORBERNIE

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (fp3O8)

142 89 DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
======

Not to worry, friend, not to worry. I don't think that saying is as relevant as it used to be.

It used to be that there were some shit hot normal looking crazy-town ladies. Now, the lefty whack jobs have adopted the Antifa-like military look, with a side of flab, a hit bit of pink hair, and they like telling each other that fat is beautiful (see above).

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (DRgs8)

143 Looks like Bayonetta's scalp weasel is making a hasty exit, stage left. Not that I blame it one bit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (LxWV7)

144 We should have mentioned that were hot, not just brave. Maybe the president would have noticed, or at least his husband.

Posted by: Green Revolution Women at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (P5U01)

145 Like Chernobyl hot.

Get these women to the infirmary, they're delusional.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (ykYG2)

146 Bernie got it going on with the 'chicks'. Must be the Jade East.
Posted by: Eromero
------

Um, Jane is the counter argument. I have to admit, she has mad embezzlement skillz.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (plu6+)

147

These people are as mentally deranged as they are ugly. And the best thing is they are the commissars pushing the leftist agenda everywhere

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (Ty/7D)

148 Longing for the day of Jackie Massie Paisley Passey.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (hku12)

149 137
maybe they mean "inflamed," as in "with yeast."
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (PbpT7)

lol.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (MTxDQ)

Seconded. Lol.

Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (hmgiv)

150 Compare those pictures with the shots we saw of the young folks at the March for Life earlier today.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (CxPt/)

Posted by: Hot dogs for Bootygig at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (Tnijr)

152 When they escalate because they aren't being paid enough attention...

Hot Girls for Bernie Bare Their Breasts.

Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (l3+k2)

153 Titania McGrath needs to weigh in here.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (7Fj9P)

154 I was thinking of taking precautionary measures to avoid the Chinese flu, but having seen this horror, I may just want to get it over with.

Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (MVjcR)

155 Bayonetta's got that Camarillo Brillo...

Posted by: Frank Zappa at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (sWM8x)

156 Those broads look like models in an old Soviet-era tractor catalog. Except for that last guy.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (5b+Sr)

157 I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (pw+jk)

158 ...RIP my boner forever

Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (aR6C/)

159 The chick with the green hair is not uncute but green hair so.... Whatevs.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (myjNJ)

160 Fascinating. dipSchiff is bitching about going through the courts because it will take so long.
"Justice delayed is justice denied"
But what he is actually doing, without realizing it, is projecting how they game the system with delays and appeals and the long judicial process.

LOL, now he is trying to get ahead of what Donny Two Scoops team is expected to say tomorrow.

He has such a punchable face.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (ufFY8)

161 that last photo- what was that ?
what did I just look at ?

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (iTXRQ)

162 Please Ace. I just finished dinner.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake
-------

So, you missed the Tea time matinee?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (plu6+)

163 Luke warm girls for Luke Skyweirder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (aKsyK)

164 Bleh...... more like Cows for Commies.....
Who has the bottle of eye-bleach....?

Posted by: Pinochet Air Lines Flt. Attendant at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (q9+CU)

165 76
I think I'd rather fuck Rosa DeLauro
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (zBaqJ)

does your penis get a blindfold, too?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (Wm5SB)

166 Where's Jessica Yaniv? She'd fit right in
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (X+a7J)

She'd fit right into a hydraulic melon smasher

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (32YRo)

167 You can search "Jackie Massie Paisley Passey" and yup, there she is.

The internets never forget.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (QLPEO)

168 >RIP my boner forever
Posted by: Getcha Pull \


yeah I think mine fell off

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 08:09 PM (iTXRQ)

169 Ice Cold Bitches for Hillary.

Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2020 08:09 PM (l3+k2)

170 Some posts merit enstompenning.

Sigh.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 08:09 PM (El6T/)

171

All of these farking psychos are who the "woke" companies are pandering to. These losers and mental defectives are who the genius who run those companies want to throw their lot in with. And what the geniuses at the woke companies will never understand is they can't ever satisfy these lunatics. Because they will continue to demand more and more insane things because they are insane

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:09 PM (Ty/7D)

172 this is a false flag operation by our side, right? Right?

Posted by: Joe-NAH of Krypton at January 24, 2020 08:09 PM (VbLoi)

173 Did you see the comment from CoronaVirus?
-this is why I'm coming to the US.

Posted by: Drc at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (llGBY)

174 We can only hope for Yoko in the ONT.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (hr5kG)

175 Look, I may not be strictly a girl,
___

Truly a blessing of liberty.

Also, I'd hit that.

Posted by: David French at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (WdocV)

176 #HotSoiBoisForBernie, #HotTranniesForBernie, and #HotPedophilesFor Bernie to begin trending in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (WqPYg)

177 No. Just no.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (NWiLs)

178 Kowaii!!!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (Rmw+4)

179 Someone made a great point in a dead thread earlier about how when we had Romney, who at the time was at least *perceived* generally to be a clean cut, moral, smart, upstanding, well-behaved family man, the Left excoriated him as boring, out of touch, weak, ineffectual, milquetoast, etc.

In other words, their complaints about Trump are a convenience and nothing more. They don't give a flying shit about morality of any kind. If you can't see that - or you can see "both sides" because Trump said something mean or crass or you don't fully trust him or whatever, then I'm sorry you are part of the problem.

I still love you, especially if you are an 'ette... but you are slumbering away in Matrix Dreamland.

(And by the way I was convinced Romney and Co. were behind the Herman Cain "fix" that had to be implemented on a black that had gotten a little too uppity. I never thought he was "nice". Politics is dirty business. The media would be reminding us of this every day if it was their guy that had Trump's perceived problems/strengths)

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (uEbPt)

180 Big Bernie has increased the Hotness Ration from 10 to 2!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

181 154 I was thinking of taking precautionary measures to avoid the Chinese flu, but having seen this horror, I may just want to get it over with.

Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (MVjcR)

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (cF8AT)

182 48
Longing for the day of Jackie Massie Paisley Passey.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (hku12)

Seconded.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:11 PM (7K0oX)

183 One word...
Woof !
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 24, 2020 02:54 PM (R2gO3)

74 73 One word...
Woof !
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 24, 2020 02:54 PM (R2gO3)


"Hey, fuck you!"

- - Oddball in the Sherman with the paint round
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:51
---------------

Ah! I have located the moment of Space/Time discontinuity. Use those words carefully.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 08:11 PM (plu6+)

184 These tweets are a terrific argument for the nuclear family.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 24, 2020 08:11 PM (hr5kG)

185 Hot [sort of] Girls for Bernie Bare Their [balls].

Posted by: Obligatory at January 24, 2020 08:11 PM (WdocV)

186 Those who would be first against the wall should be more discriminating.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2020 08:12 PM (1g7ch)

187 "Down with billionaires and conventional standards of beauty...."

Nailed it.

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:12 PM (cF8AT)

188 Best twitter comment on that last dude? Kill it before it lays an egg!
LOL my ass off!

Posted by: keena at January 24, 2020 08:12 PM (RiTnx)

189 I will choke my chicken no more forever.

Posted by: Lone Wati at January 24, 2020 08:12 PM (sWM8x)

190 How have we displeased you today Master Ace?

Why must you punish us so?

Are you being cruel to be kind?

Or is this a post to allow Raimondo to engage in fapping to keep him off the other threads? Kinda like a Venus fly trap.

Posted by: whig at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (EUDB2)

191 Barfly Manning getting a date? Chances just jumped up 80%.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (Rmw+4)

192 Hot Girls In Love!

Whadda' song.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (3H9h1)

193 The chick with the green hair is not uncute but green hair so.... Whatevs.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)


Aposematic?

Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (P1f+c)

194 These people can't come from the same species as CakeGirl.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (hr5kG)

195 Kowaii!!!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma

Saying cowect way to spell "Kawaii" be nitpickah way get into thwead!

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (32YRo)

196 Looks like the cast of a John Waters movie.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (PUmDY)

197

These things wouldn't be hot if you dropped napalm on them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (Ty/7D)

198 Is there any likelihood of any of these sparks of humanity 'figuring it out' at some point in the future?

As hopeless as they seem, I have to believe at least one or two of them get gob-smacked back to reality eventually.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (8AONa)

199 Theme music for this post should be Lizzo and her Good as Hell

https://tinyurl.com/wkck6mu

Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (+0uDE)

200 DEAR GOD:

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (oVJmc)

201 And because no Bernie thread is complete without it:

"And give me a pound of whitefish, too"


Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (El6T/)

202 155 Bayonetta's got that Camarillo Brillo...

---

Flamin' out across her head

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (7ZQe3)

203 I will choke my chicken no more forever.
Posted by: Lone Wati



Look what you people have DONE!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (QLPEO)

204 Not enough eye bleach in the universe

Posted by: henry at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (J3Rfi)

205 The pictures will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (pw+jk)

206 Barfly Manning getting a date? Chances just jumped up 80%.
***

"oddly" trannies rarely want to date trannies. They want the real thing too be it male or female.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (WdocV)

207 Damn.
I'm betting kbdabear isn't taking resumes.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (axyOa)

208 Would hit


. . . my face against a cinder block, repeatedly, rather than hitting any of the Bernie Ho's

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (786Ro)

209 good thing i've all ready started drinking this evening...

those "hot girls" are delusional AF, to be generous.

which also explains why they're also dumb enough to support the ageing millionaire "socialist"...

Fing idiots, one and all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (LU/IO)

210 #DelusionalGirlsForBernie

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (2DOZq)

211 watching The Expanse season 4.
Burn Gorman plays the moustache-twirling villain ... as usual. His characters are as predictable as are Sean Beam's. The man needs an actual agent.
The writers Ty Franck and Daniel Abraham, "James AC Corey", pretend they're nuanced in their stories but they are not.
I wonder if this series jumped the shark in season 3. The protomolecule as a 'colour out of space' is interesting. As a builder of wormholes through spacetime... not so much

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

212 Dear God, I swear I'll delete all my Irene Ryan porn if you make sure there is never a #HOTGIRLSFOR ELIZABETHWARREN hashtag in all your infinite mercy.

Amen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

213 Kawaii - cute

Kowaii - scary

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (Rmw+4)

214 Read the content. Have not looked at pics.

I say delusional. They are Bernie bots, after all.

Posted by: tbodie. at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (6oPFc)

215 @80 "DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
See above for examples."

Somehow I think I'll have the will to avoid that.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (SqopC)

216 ...right by where some bugs had made it red.

Posted by: klaftern at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (RuIsu)

217 Kowaii!!!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma

Saying cowect way to spell "Kawaii" be nitpickah way get into thwead!

Posted by: Boswell


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KOWAI MEANS SCARY AND IT'S SPELLED ALMOST LIKE KAWAII WHICH MEANS CUTE!

Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (P1f+c)

218 205 Jukin,
Does that mean that tomorrow's art thread will be . . . . . more pictures of THEM?

Posted by: whig at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (EUDB2)

219 Blue/Green hair: Will stab you in the eye because you totally flirted with that girl at Costco - you even gave her your credit card and club card before you talked to her at the register!!!

Pink/Purple hair: Will also stab you in the eye because crazy, but will take you on a hell of a wild "ride" first...

Posted by: Obligatory at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (WdocV)

220 Kawaii - cute

Kowaii - scary

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma

Me thought you hab sawcasim - me wong.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (32YRo)

221 Ah, this is another one of those posts designed to make me feel better about myself. Thank you, ace. Very sweet of you.




LOL. Same here. Thank you Ace.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (gauLa)

222 Here is Lizzo and the Hot Berniegirls Dancers.

https://tinyurl.com/vmgjbrg

Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (+0uDE)

223 The beer googles tint for those "hot" girls is BLACKOUT.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (pw+jk)

224 As one of my former bandmates used to say. "yeah, I would step over 10 like that to jerk off".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (9Om/r)

225 good thing i've all ready started drinking this evening...

trust me, you won't need the Whiskey Dick [tm] to keep it safe from this lot. mine slithered off and is hiding behind the dresser

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (ykYG2)

226 Zero hotties IMHO.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (MHHCZ)

227 If stranded on a desert island with a #hotbernchick there is always drowning oneself in the sea.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (SqopC)

228 You can search "Jackie Massie Paisley Passey" and yup, there she is.



The internets never forget.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php

Posted by: Bert G at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (OMsf+)

229 Hot Girls In Love!

Whadda' song.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
------

Voyeurs in Love?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (plu6+)

230 Have we reached peak crazy yet? I mean, how much nuttier can things get?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (7ZQe3)

231 My junk has gone into hiding after seeing those hags

Posted by: G marks the spot at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (bY8DR)

232 Posted by: whig at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (EUDB2)

---LOL

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (pw+jk)

233 This could very well bring back the highly under celebrated word "fugly".

Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (MVjcR)

234 #hotgirlsforbernie includes hot dykes and hot dads for bernie because #hotgirlsforbernie is a state of mind and a state of being


I saw Hot Dykes & Dads For Bernie open for Death Cab For Cutie at the Experience Music Project in '03.

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (786Ro)

235 Pat of me hopes Bernie wins, so we can see where we really stand as a nation.

I used to be convinced that both Dem and GOP had a roughly equal loyal base of voters, there was always a smallish group of voters that could go either way, and then on both sides, in between the base voters and those truly in the middle, there was a significant group of voters, in each camp, that sided with either the Dems or the GOP on a single issue or two, while mostly agreeing with the other side's platform issues.

Now? The Dems have gone absolutely bat shit crazy, and have moved to such an extreme form of Commie-Leftism, that it's pretty hard to believe anyone but the true base can stand solidly behind the Dem candidate.

I don't take Biden seriously at all, as he's a drooling half-wit, and always has been. That leaves Bernie and Warren, both of whom are craaaazy with their policy proposals. Either one, if they could get their policies adopted through Congress (which isn't going to happen), would bankrupt and break the entire system in short order.

In a funny way, Trump is now the "safe, calm" candidate. Think about that.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (DRgs8)

236 Kawaii


https://tinyurl.com/wc4nu63


Kowaii


https://tinyurl.com/p66uyzw

Posted by: Obligatory at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (WdocV)

237 Stomp it again. Please.

Posted by: West at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (r2vOo)

238 You can search "Jackie Massie Paisley Passey" and yup, there she is.

The internets never forget.
Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (QLPEO)


For you children, Ace's post... from 2 thousand freakin' 6!!


http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (hku12)

239 Amen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (oVJmc)


Hey Peebs, have I been gone or you?

Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (hmgiv)

240 Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (PUmDY)

241 Here's the good news.

This post will be up until the ONT.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (aS1PU)

242 Commie chicks .... No thanks!

Posted by: Pliney at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (nzKWW)

243 Jettisoned alien space trash for bernie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (9Om/r)

244 naw... THIS is the song for this thread.

GWAR: "Penguin Attack"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScA7vDC2u10

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (LU/IO)

245 Note do NOT post on old threads - you will get banned!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (WdocV)

246 225 good thing i've all ready started drinking this evening..

---

Just started working on some Buffalo Trade bourbon on the rocks. It helps.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (7ZQe3)

247 Is there a hash tag #HotBallsForBernie ? Because I'm sure my scrotum is at least as photogenic as these hot chicks.

Posted by: Fritz at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (ATCV4)

248 Lawyers in Love wasn't terrible

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:21 PM (PUmDY)

249 30

"I may not be strictly a girl . . ."

you DON'T SAY!!!!

Shiver

Egads, these are fouler than I anticipated, by a long stretch. What happened to the hot commie chicks?
Posted by: imp at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (SFOr6)

Those are only for Party members. And no, you may not join the Party.

Posted by: West at January 24, 2020 08:21 PM (r2vOo)

250 My boner has gone into the witness protection program. Right now it is somewhere in the Midwest.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:21 PM (pw+jk)

251 This could very well bring back the highly under celebrated word "fugly".
Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (MVjcR)

Amp the ugly up to 12 -
Mugly





Mutha Fugly

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2020 08:21 PM (1g7ch)

252 I imagine this is what Bernie's cabinet will look like.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (wiXsO)

253 Is there a hash tag #HotBallsForBernie ? Because I'm sure my scrotum is at least as photogenic as these hot chicks.
___


If there isn't there should be. Hey where'd you put the Vaseline Reggie?


Posted by: Barack Obama at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (WdocV)

254 And just think, there are probably soiboi's who would stick their dick in that.

*shivers*

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (MTxDQ)

255 Officially giving up on "dating". What a shitshow it is out there. And now they are demanding remote powers! Fuck that.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (iLaBB)

256 So, you missed the Tea time matinee?

Posted by: Mike Hammer



Tea Time Manatee

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (fp3O8)

257 I wouldn't stick that with bernie's dick and biden pushing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (9Om/r)

258
Did you see the comment from CoronaVirus?

Don't drink Mexican beer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (aKsyK)

259 I'm surprised that Trigglypuff wasn't included as one of the hot Bernie Girls.

However, hot may mean checking their asses for burns.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (MCtJQ)

260 Kawaii

https://tinyurl.com/wc4nu63

Kowaii
https://tinyurl.com/p66uyzw

Posted by: Obligatory

You also no hab funnah bone - you keel self.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (32YRo)

261 Those are not cheesai..

Posted by: Pliney at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (nzKWW)

262 #HotGirlsForBernie

Posted by: Tess Holliday at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (SfYbS)

263 Egads, these are fouler than I anticipated, by a long stretch. What happened to the hot commie chicks?

___

Part of the embrace of trannyism is so that when the revolution comes and the inner party members all have 4 hot "wives" the workers won't be "deprived".


Posted by: Obligatory at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (WdocV)

264 The ugly will always come out, especially if it lives in the soul.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (l9m7l)

265 I broke those bitches. But not that bayonet guy.

Posted by: Wicked Pinto at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (sWM8x)

266 To quote The Bowler from "Mystery Men", there is not enough beer in the world.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (jW9oF)

267 I guess if it was hit it or die, I'd have to pick Haley.

It's like having to choose Hitler, Stalin, Mao or Pol Pot.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (2DOZq)

268 I just finished doucheing my brain.

Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (hmgiv)

269 rd @ 199- Damn. Never knew there was such as lizzooo. Thanks, knucklehead.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (UUkQp)

270 DIVERSITY!

Ye gods.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (JCrfD)

271 Note do NOT post on old threads - you will get banned!
Posted by: 18-1

yeah, you'll get banned and the Uggos will still be here !

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (arJlL)

272 Berserker!

i went to a local auto sound shop here in The Valley, and it was run by a guy who plays/ed guitar for Ministry.

he had most of the wall space covered with pics of him performing, or hanging out back stage...

the people you meet at random here in #Failifornia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_Quirin

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (LU/IO)

273 The internets never forget.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php
Posted by: Bert G


A gold plated classic.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (QLPEO)

274 The ugly will always come out, especially if it lives in the soul.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

I resemble that!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (SfYbS)

275 Hey everybody.

Two thoughts:

(1) At least Bayonette Peters is just barely sane enough to realize he's "not exactly a girl."

(2) Remember that phrase from Vietnam, "we had to destroy the village to save it"?? I had to engage that philosophy today with the feeder module on my HP "Envy" printer. No more HP products for me for a long long time. :-(

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (L2ZTs)

276 My mom was a funny lady. She once saw a guy who was slightly unattractive and commented that he was verging on ugly. Except those words did not come out that way. It came out "virgin ugly". We made up a new classification of unattractive right then.
These broads are virgin ugly.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (myjNJ)

277 I'm going out to the burn pit for some fresh air.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (3inwt)

278 Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (PUmDY)


Some fat chick who plays the flute in her underwear.

What little I've heard is obnoxious beyond the scope of vileness seeing her flopping all over the place.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (hku12)

279 Face-huggers or GalsForBernie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (Rmw+4)

280
I guess if it was hit it or die, I'd have to pick Haley.



It's like having to choose Hitler, Stalin, Mao or Pol Pot.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (2DOZq)

The correct answer is pray for death.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (9Om/r)

281 Do these dudes have the hot women for Bernie locked in the basement someplace?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (qu1px)

282 #ShotForBernie

Posted by: Steve Scalise at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (l3+k2)

283 PLS STOMP AGAIN

#nouglycommiechix

Posted by: #Miklos at January 24, 2020 08:26 PM (QzkSJ)

284 In 2015 a group of canadian liberals promised to send you nudes if you proved you voted against the conservatives.Of course they were fucking ugly.Just like the naked-get-out-the-vote democrats.Fucking yuck.

Posted by: fb at January 24, 2020 08:26 PM (rHm7s)

285 The googles! They do nothing!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2020 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

286 #BlobGirlsForBernie

Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (hmgiv)

287 The lady in the red dress could use some Spanx.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (COzlW)

288

no gods no kings long live the worker



From the broad who has never had a job in her life

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (+k5vA)

289 kbdabear is going to have his work cut out for him tonight.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

290 Redc-
Where in the Valley?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (jW9oF)

291 They all look to be of a type.

Prison guards at the gulags to be built in North Dakota when the Bern takes command.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (+fPHo)

292 #HogGirlsForBernie

Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (hmgiv)

293 I'm ready to play fuck, marry, kill with those "hot" chicks.

Kill all of them, marry none, and oh god no.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (pw+jk)

294 Joe Rogan endorsed Bernie which is sad....

And the Dems immediately called him a White Nationalism for doing so which is...amazing.

Bernie must really love his grift as the loveable loser considering how much he's letting them kick him and his supporters in the balls.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (WdocV)

295 Ted Cruz Says Democrats Should Have Impeached Obama Over Ukraine-

https://tinyurl.com/vyqauhr

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (wiXsO)

296 The lady in the red dress could use some Spanx.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (COzlW)
-----
About two dozen. Applied over every body part.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (jW9oF)

297

I notice these things are all for Comrade Bernie because of the free stuff he's promised. Remember that Goldman Sachs and the other woke companies who want to pander to these freaks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (+k5vA)

298
Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup

Some fat chick who plays the flute in her underwear.


Just so long as she doesn't play the flute in Michelle Obama's underwear.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (aKsyK)

299 If you do not find these women totally hot I will have you arrested on the floor of the Senate.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 24, 2020 08:29 PM (COzlW)

300 Damn, those are some ugly broads.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 24, 2020 08:29 PM (COzlW)

301 I can see how many of those broads would support Bernie, the Venezuela diet would do them some good.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 08:29 PM (SfYbS)

302 Apply as needed:

https://tinyurl.com/hbbepz5

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (7K0oX)

303 They haven't figured out yet that Bernie really really doesn't want to be President .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (2DOZq)

304 there are probably soiboi's who would stick their dick in that.

"horrible things... the other place... I won't go back there, I won't"

Posted by: Justin [event horizon] at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (ykYG2)

305 Just so long as she doesn't play the flute in Michelle Obama's underwear.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (aKsyK)
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DO. NOT. WANT.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (jW9oF)

306 Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup

Some fat chick who plays the flute in her underwear.

Just so long as she doesn't play the flute in Michelle Obama's underwear.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I once caught a Northern pike in my underwear.

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (arJlL)

307 GAAAAAAH!

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (ldmQR)

308 I picked up some dry cleaning today and they were playing cnn. I asked why and they said this is so stupid.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (PUmDY)

309 294 Joe Rogan endorsed Bernie which is sad....

And the Dems immediately called him a White Nationalism for doing so which is...amazing.

Bernie must really love his grift as the loveable loser considering how much he's letting them kick him and his supporters in the balls.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (WdocV)

Intellectual Dark Web Member is totes cool with gulags for half the country it would seem. Rogan glows hard.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (iLaBB)

310 Just so long as she doesn't play the flute in Michelle Obama's underwear.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

She's not woman enough to wear Michelle's jock.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (SfYbS)

311 Those pictures are from a parody site.


Right?

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (af5xa)

312 Boyo... Ace left this steaming pile of defecation on the stoop and left for the weekend.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (dZ/kK)

313 The Official Song of the Biden Campaign...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilsv0C1-aBw

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)

314 What happens in Olangapo is supposed to stay there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2020 08:32 PM (Rmw+4)

315 This post has really made my day.

Posted by: A Mud Fence at January 24, 2020 08:32 PM (LxWV7)

316 Boyo... Ace left this steaming pile of defecation on the stoop and left for the weekend.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&


He's just not that into us anymore.

Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:33 PM (QLPEO)

317 Apparently there has been a mix-up and you have posted the #NotGirlsForBernie pictures. Where do I apply for my refund?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 24, 2020 08:33 PM (qu1px)

318 -
--
99
"She's a man, baby."


Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM

---------------

Those are men, baby. (updated for quantity)

Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 08:33 PM (RVcmP)

319 Sigh...and I just ate.

Posted by: Flyover at January 24, 2020 08:33 PM (Rbu5d)

320 Ow, dammit. Every single limb, branch and twig.

Posted by: The Ugly Tree at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (ldmQR)

321 "No gods no kings long love the worker"

I wonder what she does for a living.

Posted by: Flyover at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (Rbu5d)

322 Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup

She's a large female singer/rapper who's allegedly dating an unnamed NFL player.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (6XLoz)

323

They messed up.

"Hot" women are supposed to make me desirous of them, not despise them and look for a toilet to puke into.


This is just a continuation of the Left's hypothetical reality vortex they have fought so hard to create and push upon the rest of us.

no, Trump is not a Russian agent.

no, those Berniewomen are NOT hot.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (sy5kK)

324 I once caught a Northern pike in my underwear.
Posted by: JT at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (arJlL)


Never stick your finger in a northern dyke. You might find a flute in her underwear.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:35 PM (hku12)

325 Kawaii - cute

Kowaii - scary

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma

Me thought you hab sawcasim - me wong.
Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (32YRo)

And Kawai. May have a six-foot pianist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 08:36 PM (LxWV7)

326 @AndrewRestuccia

Brutal: Prosecutors Have Evidence Bezos' Girlfriend Gave Texts to Brother Who Leaked to National Enquirer

WSJ: https://tinyurl.com/v2u69jd


Bezos accused the Saudi's of hacking his phone.

Hahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT)

327 Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup
------------------------
She's a large female singer/rapper who's allegedly dating an unnamed NFL player.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (6XLoz)


Does the unnamed NFL player also ride a moped?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:37 PM (hku12)

328 Reminds me of the bar scene from the first Star Wars

Posted by: Mongo at January 24, 2020 08:37 PM (hrqrN)

329

Ugly Beautiful Girl

https://youtu.be/zKkEwNGGpg0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 08:38 PM (aKsyK)

330 She's a large female singer/rapper who's allegedly dating an unnamed NFL player.
Posted by: Ian S.

There's definitely an NFL connection as she looks like Warren Sapp in a wig.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 08:38 PM (SfYbS)

331 because if there is a byword around the world for tech savvy, it's Saudi Arabs. "Trust me, this server is airtight; I got the thing designed in fuckin' Jedda."

Bezos is a retard.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:39 PM (ykYG2)

332 @AndrewRestuccia



Brutal: Prosecutors Have Evidence Bezos' Girlfriend Gave Texts to Brother Who Leaked to National Enquirer



WSJ: https://tinyurl.com/v2u69jd





Bezos accused the Saudi's of hacking his phone.



Hahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT)


Bozos has that Dr. Evil look down perfectly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:40 PM (+k5vA)

333 No way I click on any of those...

Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 24, 2020 08:40 PM (w7KSn)

334 What. The. Fuck.
Gunts on females and the shethings.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 08:40 PM (VYwSh)

335 Like PBO's Magic flute?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:40 PM (PUmDY)

336
Ummm, no.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2020 08:41 PM (pNxlR)

337
Hot girls for #moarfreefood!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2020 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

338 Bernie- Make America Fucking Ugly Again

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 08:42 PM (9Om/r)

339 211
watching The Expanse season 4.

Burn Gorman plays the moustache-twirling villain ... as usual. His
characters are as predictable as are Sean Beam's. The man needs an
actual agent.

The writers Ty Franck and Daniel Abraham, "James AC Corey", pretend they're nuanced in their stories but they are not.

I wonder if this series jumped the shark in season 3. The
protomolecule as a 'colour out of space' is interesting. As a builder of
wormholes through spacetime... not so much

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

_______

Yeah, my wife and I really enjoyed the first three seasons -- the fourth not so much. I think they're coming back for a fifth.


Only other thing we've seen Burn Gorman in was the TV series "TURN: Washington's Spies" and thought he was great.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 08:43 PM (WqPYg)

340 Hot girls for #moarfreefood!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

It takes a lot of chow to fill up all 4 stomachs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (SfYbS)

341 Bezos accused the Saudi's of hacking his phone.



Hahahaha!

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT)


Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Jeff "Marion Barry" Bezos at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (2N7oZ)

342 All these girls have "goddess" in their Twitter profile.

Posted by: Tom at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (7Mvb5)

343 In the twitter feed there were some cuties but as the rule about crazy best to stay away.

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2020 08:45 PM (ZCEU2)

344 gay for taxing the rich & abolishing ICE
@fatherqueerest
disabled, lesbian, organizer,
occupied duwamish territory

But of course.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 08:45 PM (VYwSh)

345 The comments are why I was disappointed this thread disappeared earlier.

I should have known it would reappear.

Nothing like a Friday night send off into the weekend.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 24, 2020 08:46 PM (WEBkv)

346 321 "No gods no kings long love the worker"

I wonder what she does for a living.
Posted by: Flyover at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (Rbu5d)

So... she posted a paraphrase of a slogan from Bioshock (and the slogan was for a thinly veiled Ayn Rand Libertarian Utopia. No Gods. No Kings. Only Man.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 08:46 PM (2B9A/)

347
Yeah, wearing the brass tiara really "sells it", she-beast.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2020 08:46 PM (pNxlR)

348 Brutal: Prosecutors Have Evidence Bezos' Girlfriend Gave Texts to Brother Who Leaked to National Enquirer

I can hardly believe it. She came to him with 65 4.5 star reviews.

Posted by: Esseltyn's Aorta at January 24, 2020 08:46 PM (2oYEN)

349 What. The. Fuck.

Gunts on females and the shethings.





Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 08:40 PM (VYwSh)


I'd hit it. With a nuke from orbit.


Posted by: Ripley at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (2N7oZ)

350 @klara_sjo

Yeah, fuck that cage!

Story, before I get asked a hundred times.

Dude in the video got the bird from an owner who kept it in that cage which is far too small for it and it could barely move.

So, they're having a little bonding moment.

https://tinyurl.com/tvtfbz9

Language warning...from the bird.

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (cF8AT)

351 Okay so terrible pics of ugly liberal women. Can't unsee that now (thanks Ace!)

Any moron thoughts on the coronavirus spreading throughout China?

Posted by: secret squirrel at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (xyImL)

352 Look in the interest of fairness,
SOME OF THE ACTUAL WOMEN could be cute, if they tried to be. I mean maybe in the photo smile, have your natural hair color, wore spandex, try and look nice, and remove some jewelry.
More IS less sometimes.

Please note I said ACTUAL WOMEN that knocks out two maybe three of them.

Posted by: Picric at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (nonGu)

353 Not for the first time, I realized (through hard, practical practice) that it is impossible to cook dinner and keep up with the Dinner Time Thread.

Not ethically and sustainably anyhow.

Posted by: St. Greta Miklosberg at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (QzkSJ)

354 So Bezos is fking Saudis if he accused Saudis of hacking his phone and its really his girlfriend.

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2020 08:48 PM (ZCEU2)

355 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Mack Truck at January 24, 2020 08:48 PM (SfYbS)

356 342
All these girls have "goddess" in their Twitter profile.

Posted by: Tom at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (7Mvb5)


Because they are still angry and frustrated. They were passed over in their families, or in middle school. Other girls, other siblings got the attention. And they want attention, to be desired, to be fought over. And this is their outlet.

Frankly, I think they should just join the SCA and search out their Nerd Knight at a Renaissance Faire, or dress up like Sailor Moon and haunt ComicCons. They'l find something at either of those places.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (7K0oX)

357 All these girls have "goddess" in their Twitter profile.

Posted by: Tom at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (7Mvb5)

And?

Posted by: Jerry "Goddess" Nadler at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (2N7oZ)

358 This makes me pine for soilent green.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (vKhgw)

359 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

_______

Yeah, my wife and I really enjoyed the first three seasons -- the fourth not so much. I think they're coming back for a fifth.


Only other thing we've seen Burn Gorman in was the TV series "TURN: Washington's Spies" and thought he was great.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 08:43 PM (WqPYg)


I'm limping through season 2. It's all so predictable. I think I've just seen too many serial tv shows.

One episode moves the plot, the next fills in more character junk, and I just keep saying "get on with it, I'm so done with this story."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (hku12)

360 All these girls have "goddess" in their Twitter profile.
Posted by: Tom at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (7Mvb5)

Yup...the only thing they are a "goddess" of is smelling up the crapper.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

361 #HotGirlsForBernie


Hot? I think they misspelled hideous

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (+k5vA)

362 339 211
watching The Expanse season 4.

Burn Gorman plays the moustache-twirling villain ... as usual. His
characters are as predictable as are Sean Beam's. The man needs an
actual agent.

The writers Ty Franck and Daniel Abraham, "James AC Corey", pretend they're nuanced in their stories but they are not.

I wonder if this series jumped the shark in season 3. The
protomolecule as a 'colour out of space' is interesting. As a builder of
wormholes through spacetime... not so much

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

_______

Yeah, my wife and I really enjoyed the first three seasons -- the fourth not so much. I think they're coming back for a fifth.


Only other thing we've seen Burn Gorman in was the TV series "TURN: Washington's Spies" and thought he was great.

---------
Yeah, it was good, not great.
I want to be Amos though, life is simple for him.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (VYwSh)

363 Yeah, wearing the brass tiara really "sells it", she-beast.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Take the tiara to the scrap yard, and leave her there, too !

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (arJlL)

364 Haven't been around much today. What's with the story at Daily Mail about a recording of PDT being handed over to authorities? Has to do with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie Whatever.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (N3JsI)

365 Post 320.

I have not heard that in a long time

I bow to you.

Posted by: Picric at January 24, 2020 08:50 PM (nonGu)

366 Any moron thoughts on the coronavirus spreading throughout China?
Posted by: secret squirrel

Goes great with Lyme disease.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 08:50 PM (SfYbS)

367 Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!

Posted by: Nac Mac Feegle at January 24, 2020 08:50 PM (jW9oF)

368 366 Goes great with Lyme disease.

haha nice.

I'm curious to see how differently Trump handles this versus JEF and the ebola outbreak

Posted by: secret squirrel at January 24, 2020 08:51 PM (xyImL)

369 Take the tiara to the scrap yard, and leave her there, too !

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (arJlL)


Junk it! Junk it now!

Posted by: Sally at January 24, 2020 08:51 PM (2N7oZ)

370 228
You can search "Jackie Massie Paisley Passey" and yup, there she is.





The internets never forget.



Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php


Posted by: Bert G at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (OMsf+)
_______


From that Ace post: "Okay, now that I see that she's a dead-ringer for Rudy Giuliani in drag, I have to admit, I'm three-quarters aroused."


LMAO.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 08:51 PM (WqPYg)

371 Yetch!

These ladies look like Weinstein rejects.

Posted by: Steven Browning at January 24, 2020 08:52 PM (0YZ6P)

372 The Bernie dating pool is looking a lot more like a small puddle.

A very muddy, dirty, skanky puddle next to a port-a-potty.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2020 08:52 PM (3H9h1)

373
Thankfully, kbdabear will make things right tonight on the ONT.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2020 08:52 PM (pNxlR)

374 somebody should inform these welfare cheatin swamp momma's hot is not measured by the fucking pound. ho lee phook.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 08:53 PM (KP5rU)

375 Any moron thoughts on the coronavirus spreading throughout China?

Posted by: secret squirrel at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (xyImL)


Take the numbers the Chicoms are releasing and multiply it by 100.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 24, 2020 08:53 PM (2N7oZ)

376 Only other thing we've seen Burn Gorman in was the TV series "TURN: Washington's Spies" and thought he was great.

---------
Yeah, it was good, not great.
I want to be Amos though, life is simple for him.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (VYwSh)



Amos is like Jayne on Firefly.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 08:54 PM (0mP7b)

377 http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php


Posted by: Bert G at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (OMsf+)
_______


From that Ace post: "Okay, now that I see that she's a dead-ringer for Rudy Giuliani in drag, I have to admit, I'm three-quarters aroused."


LMAO.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 08:51 PM (WqPYg)


The old Ace sure was funny. This one is kinda sorta like Terry Jones funny, not John Cleese funny.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:54 PM (hku12)

378 How can we be sure these chicks are not all of the Jessica Yaniv variety?

Posted by: Decaf at January 24, 2020 08:54 PM (xarPm)

379 364 Haven't been around much today. What's with the story at Daily Mail
about a recording of PDT being handed over to authorities? Has to do
with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie Whatever.
My understanding is the President can fire any ambassador for any reason.

Posted by: Esseltyn's Aorta at January 24, 2020 08:54 PM (2oYEN)

380 thanks, ace. where's the eye bleach.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (KP5rU)

381
All these girls have "goddess" in their Twitter profile.
Posted by: Tom at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (7Mvb5)


That's their phone number ... no, really!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (pNxlR)

382 Haven't been around much today. What's with the story at Daily Mail about a recording of PDT being handed over to authorities? Has to do with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie Whatever.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (N3JsI)

What "authorities"? President Trump has absolute privilege to fire any or all ambassadors at will. He doesn't even have to have a reason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (LxWV7)

383 In case of erection lasting more than 4 hours. Have a peek.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (IZX0U)

384 Linda Carter in a tiara was amazing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

385 Nope. Not gonna click. Don't wanna hurl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (HaL55)

386 Here is how it would work if I were a trolling political person:


Scene - Bernie Rally

A bunch of Nerds in make-shift armor enter. One bellows "Well met, fellow Losers!" The crowd turns and the Nerd speaks. "We are the Knights that say Nerd! We have traversed this Shire to find fair princesses to fight over - but you'll do! You, there! With the purple locks! Fair maiden of megatons, I would be thy knight if though wouldst have me! Place a token in my hand and I will joust with other Nerds for the Honor of a Place at thy side!"


Get enough of that going and the Bernie support flattens out within hours.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (7K0oX)

387 -
--
I'd hit it.


Posted by: Mack Truck at January 24, 2020 08:48 PM

---------------

Would be hard to avoid, if a Ben and Jerry's truck tipped over there earlier.

Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 08:56 PM (RVcmP)

388 Hot? AYFKM?

*turns aside...*

*hurls*

Um, okay...

if they say so, I guess...

*uh oh, gotta hurl again*

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2020 08:56 PM (gP/Z3)

389 Ad on Fox just asked , "What is love?"

I believe the answer is, "Five feet of heaven in a pony tail, that sways with a wiggle when she walks."

Posted by: Fox2! at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (qyH+l)

390 Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (7K0oX)
-----
You should watch "Knights of Badassdom", if you haven't already.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (jW9oF)

391 Which one is rainmondo?

Posted by: Sock Monkey..doesn't play well with others at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (r/mKb)

392 who pissed ace off this time? only one missing is llena dunham. eating cake. on the shitter.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (KP5rU)

393 Haven't been around much today. What's with the
story at Daily Mail about a recording of PDT being handed over to
authorities? Has to do with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie
Whatever.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (N3JsI)



Apparently the MFM claims it has an audio recording of who they think could be might be Trump saying get rid of her. I want her out about Marie Yovanovitch. Because in lefty loon land presidents aren't allowed to fire ambassadors.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (+k5vA)

394 So Bezos is fking Saudis if he accused Saudis of hacking his phone and its really his girlfriend.
Posted by: Skip

Jeff Bezos owns Amazon through a Cayman Island corporation called Haven Monahan

Posted by: St. Miklos Miklosberg at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (QzkSJ)

395 AOP. Says Federal Prosecutors. Also references Lev Parnas. Why would this be an issue? It's at his discretion to fire her.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (N3JsI)

396 Haven't been around much today. What's with the story at Daily Mail about a recording of PDT being handed over to authorities?

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Has to do with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie Whatever. My understanding is the President can fire any ambassador for any reason.

Posted by: Esseltyn's Aorta at January 24, 2020 08:54 PM (2oYEN)


Maybe he called her cunning stunt or something similar.

Which is an impeachable offense these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12)

397 I honestly thought "Hayley" was a kinda cute girl until I saw xer hashtag.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 24, 2020 08:58 PM (2dbBI)

398 neverenoughcaffeine, recording simply captures a president talking about one of his undisputed powers - appointing/firing ambassadors (world has changed and few know it, but ambassadors have always technically been personal representatives of the president - they're confirmed by the Senate as with most classes of senior appointees, but the historical legacy is that they're direct personal envoys of the chief executive to foreign governments).

So, as with Dubya firing US attorneys - the "issue" or "story" is a president exercising his obvious, mundane authority over a class of executive branch personnel. Entirely normal, constitutional, etc.

Only in a country this dumbed down could these kinds of idiotic "stories" not result in immediate mockery of those pushing them.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 08:58 PM (El6T/)

399 I thought the Prez was speaking at a dont kill babies rally today? Must be wrong cause zip zero and mention of a rally on CBS Eve Propaganda.

Posted by: Dingbat at January 24, 2020 08:58 PM (XL83a)

400 384
Linda Carter in a tiara was amazing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

"Back to School"

"Oh Philip, what do men want?"

"What, for you to dress up as Wonder Woman, tie me up in your magic lasso, and make me tell the truth?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:59 PM (7K0oX)

401 AOP. Says Federal Prosecutors. Also references Lev Parnas. Why would this be an issue? It's at his discretion to fire her.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (N3JsI)

It's Democrats, throwing shit against a wall in the hope that some sticks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 08:59 PM (LxWV7)

402 Bird Song is a very nice Dead song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:00 PM (PUmDY)

403 Thanks all. That's what I thought. Crap from the MSM.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 09:00 PM (N3JsI)

404 Heh. They're hot alright. Straight up fuckin' febrile. Lunatics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 24, 2020 09:00 PM (EQRLd)

405 looks like one of them blew a tranny.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (KP5rU)

406
You should watch "Knights of Badassdom", if you haven't already.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (jW9oF)


Never heard of it before, but I will make a note.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (7K0oX)

407 I only have one word. Yikes!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (dUJdY)

408
Pencil Neck finally finished, and the Senate just adjourned until tomorrow at 10am.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (dK2Mx)

409 Sally Kellerman was hot as hades in that one.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:02 PM (PUmDY)

410 Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!
Posted by: Nac Mac Feegle

*orders woad using Amazon Prime*

*next day they tell me*

Posted by: Miklos, Laird of ye Ancient Clan McMolar-McCuollugh at January 24, 2020 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)

411 If true that CBS Evening "News" made no mention of rally/prez, please note, all who yesterday were saying Trump attending would "force" the media to cover an event they always carefully and completely ignore.

Nothing can "force" these people to do anything.

Those who get their "information" or framework from these ridiculous organizations are an anchor around the country's neck - i.e., at least half the populace.

Insulting the press or little things like McSally's boring put-down of some press idiot on camera don't change anything. Though many find it all entertaining.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 09:02 PM (El6T/)

412

Is it me, or is shiff implying Nixon was impeached and no one is correcting him?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:02 PM (dK2Mx)

413 neverenoughcaffeine, recording simply captures a president talking about one of his undisputed powers - appointing/firing ambassadors (world has changed and few know it, but ambassadors have always technically been personal representatives of the president - they're confirmed by the Senate as with most classes of senior appointees, but the historical legacy is that they're direct personal envoys of the chief executive to foreign governments).

So, as with Dubya firing US attorneys - the "issue" or "story" is a president exercising his obvious, mundane authority over a class of executive branch personnel. Entirely normal, constitutional, etc.

Only in a country this dumbed down could these kinds of idiotic "stories" not result in immediate mockery of those pushing them.
Posted by: rhomboid


Trump could walk in tomorrow and fire every ambassador there is and it's perfectly legal.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:03 PM (0mP7b)

414 Never heard of it before, but I will make a note.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear!

Summer Glau in daisy dukes.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 09:03 PM (SfYbS)

415 #hotthotsforbernie is a subversive movement to convince men that banging trannies isn't as unappealing as previously thought

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (H5knJ)

416 Bird Song is a very nice Dead song.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:00 PM (PUmDY)

Did you hear that Owsley Stanley's Studebaker truck, The Dred, sold at the Barrett-Jackson sale in Scottsdale for $29000?

I saw it, and I touched it.

That suckah has serious rust issues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (LxWV7)

417 405
looks like one of them blew a tranny.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (KP5rU)

I'd recommend a rebuild, what with all of that body damage and mileage.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (7K0oX)

418 Not good at all.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/ 1220857237356281857

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (X/aS0)

419 moo

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (nfcV2)

420 looks like one of them blew a tranny.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (KP5rU)


Who hasn't?



Posted by: Hunter B. at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (2N7oZ)

421 Summer Glau in daisy dukes.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 09:03 PM (SfYbS)


*sharp intake whistle*

All righty then.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:05 PM (7K0oX)

422 Haven't been around much today. What's with the story at Daily Mail about a recording of PDT being handed over to authorities? Has to do with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie Whatever.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (N3JsI)

What "authorities"? President Trump has absolute privilege to fire any or all ambassadors at will. He doesn't even have to have a reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM



This. By "authorities" they probably mean the always handy "current and former US officials familiar with the matter".

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 09:05 PM (786Ro)

423 -
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Ad on Fox just asked , "What is love?"

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Obviously the answer is "Baby don't hurt me." For the above Bernie-hos, it means them not sitting on your lap.

Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 09:05 PM (RVcmP)

424 some of them look like constipated rhino's in the wild, trying to relieve their bowels.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:06 PM (KP5rU)

425
Shiff ended his lies with this: "CBS News reported yesterday that the president told all GOP senators that if they voted against him, their heads would be on a pike. [long pause] Now, I don't know if that's true....I don't know if that's true...[long pause] I hope it's not true...but if it's true, can you imagine the irony bla bla bla bla the words of a Monarch bla bla bla bla bla blah..."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:06 PM (dK2Mx)

426 Well...I suppose if guys can suddenly decide they are girls, these people can consider themselves "hot"...and would be orders of magnitude less delusional than transgender sufferers...though still delusional.

And before anybody starts attacking me...no...I do not suffer from the delusion that I am "hot".

Posted by: Pete at January 24, 2020 09:06 PM (YD0F1)

427

^^
above is a real (and fresh) quote, from the best of my recollection

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:07 PM (dK2Mx)

428
Any moron thoughts on the coronavirus spreading throughout China?


Can it be...aimed?

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:07 PM (nfcV2)

429 Crocodile Tears is from which song?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:07 PM (PUmDY)

430 Uh, er, I don't want to offend any "ettes," but these babes ain't hot.

And that's a fact.

Posted by: Guarneri at January 24, 2020 09:08 PM (Df3dI)

431 428

Any moron thoughts on the coronavirus spreading throughout China?

Can it be...aimed?


Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:07 PM (nfcV2)


That should help any potential internal unrest along. Which is a good thing if you are concerned about China's external imperial ambitions.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:09 PM (7K0oX)

432 Do they mean *hot* as in temperature?

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 24, 2020 09:09 PM (a4qVe)

433 Heh. They're hot alright. Straight up fuckin' febrile. Lunatics.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice.

Well...Nature will have Her way.

"You say this is the way of your people. So be it.

Your people shall reproduce, or not, in your way.

My people shall erect a maternity ward next to your place.

Among my people, those who kill children are put to death.

Do according to your custom, we shall do according to ours."


Posted by: Gen. Miklos Napier at January 24, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)

434 some of them look like constipated rhino's in the wild, trying to relieve their bowels.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:06 PM (KP5rU)

I saw Constipated Rhinos in The Wild open for Butthole Surfers at the Hippodrome. It was a gas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:09 PM (LxWV7)

435 I'm hot and I'm for universal healthcare, erasing student debt, a Green New Deal, and racial and economic justice for all!!!! and McRibs. mostly McRibs.

Posted by: Jaya Guntdaresh at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (nFwvY)

436 Any moron thoughts on the coronavirus spreading throughout China?

Worse than the dos equis virus?

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)

437 These dims are completely insane

Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (rpxSz)

438 last i heard coronavirus has infected 28,000 in china so far. multiply by 1000. then you may have your number. nice job, fuckwits. one way to get the population. heard where this broke out is home to china's largest bioweapon manufacturing city.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

439 I'm sure it's been said but even slapping a hot iron on that won't fix it. After those pics I'm feeling a little sassy in my own skin!

Posted by: Molly k. at January 24, 2020 09:11 PM (3Vhfa)

440 Jesus.

Did someone cruelly cherry-pick only the fugly fat dykes? Because there is not a single worman here that this, in any way, hot. And I'd a 54 year old with a dad-bod, so I have some pretty lax standards for hot.

Fucking embarrassing, is what this is. I actually feel sorry for these women.

Posted by: Pastafarian at January 24, 2020 09:11 PM (sgHEm)

441 Nope, not gonna do it.. not gonna do it.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (+ldAm)

442 Do they mean *hot* as in temperature?
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 24, 2020 09:09 PM (a4qVe)

Some are, clearly. Too hot for T-shirts and shorts, too.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (/+bwe)

443
Holy Cow!

Those are all trannies, right?

Looks like an assortment of Divine's nephews nieces.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (T+nBE)

444 last i heard coronavirus has infected 28,000 in china so far. multiply by 1000. then you may have your number. nice job, fuckwits. one way to get the population. heard where this broke out is home to china's largest bioweapon manufacturing city.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


I read 90,000. No way to verify.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (0mP7b)

445 So ok, I'll just finish off this Kraken and hit the rack.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (UUkQp)

446 nephews nieces

Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (T+nBE)

447
last i heard coronavirus has infected 28,000 in china so far. multiply
by 1000. then you may have your number. nice job, fuckwits. one way to
get the population. heard where this broke out is home to china's
largest bioweapon manufacturing city.



Oh, well that's not a coincidence in any way, is it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (HaL55)

448 444: wouldn't doubt it. they bullshit. alot.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

449 those pix look like they were rejects from the casting call for the bar scene in Star Wars.

Posted by: vivi at January 24, 2020 09:13 PM (11H2y)

450 -
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nephews nieces





Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM

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A distinction without a difference.

Posted by: modern left at January 24, 2020 09:14 PM (RVcmP)

451 Beauty is in the bulging eye of the beholder.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 24, 2020 09:14 PM (COzlW)

452 438 last i heard coronavirus has infected 28,000 in china so far. multiply by 1000. then you may have your number. nice job, fuckwits. one way to get the population. heard where this broke out is home to china's largest bioweapon manufacturing city.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

Open seafood market 8.6 miles down the road from the only level 4 bioweapon facility in China.
Safe to say the quarantine didn't work since official state media confirmed 29 of 31 provinces are infected.
The next 2 weeks the world will have a better idea with what we are dealing with.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:14 PM (X/aS0)

453 Nadler called Trump a dictator.

At an impeachment trial.

These fucking people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (JCrfD)

454 I suppose this is what years of participation trophy's gets you.
* I say I'm hot therefore I am*
That's not how it works dumbo.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (a4qVe)

455 the chinese know. they aint fucking talking. they are however, in a panic.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (KP5rU)

456 Imma say it: The drag queen is the best looking of the lot.

Posted by: Razell at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (2B4wA)

457 I don't think we want to see the #HotForBloomie girls either

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (KNsKs)

458 I get no strikethroughs. Obviously I'm naughty.

Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (RVcmP)

459 I saw Constipated Rhinos in The Wild open for Butthole Surfers at the Hippodrome. It was a gas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

This is how memes find themselves shark-jumped.

Posted by: Miklos, taking excess in moderation at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)

460 LOL, not gonna look at that, uh - uh.

Hot and commie form an oxymoron.


Leftist politics are an automatic zero.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 24, 2020 09:16 PM (zlgJP)

461 Looks like the stalls at the Wuhan Food Market.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2020 09:16 PM (DY3v8)

462 She said the quiet part loud:

@CHIZMAGA 7m

Cindy McCain on Epstein: "We all knew what he was doing. No one would go after him because they were afraid of him."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2020 09:16 PM (nYWSF)

463 447


last i heard coronavirus has infected 28,000 in china so far. multiply

by 1000. then you may have your number. nice job, fuckwits. one way to

get the population. heard where this broke out is home to china's

largest bioweapon manufacturing city.


Oh, well that's not a coincidence in any way, is it?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (HaL55)


Exactly. Let us start adding one plus "oops" multiplied by "oh sh*t" and it could equal a really bad 1960's dystopian novel come to life - except not in the USA bu in Commie-Land.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (7K0oX)

464 I saw Constipated Rhinos in The Wild open for Butthole Surfers at the Hippodrome. It was a gas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



I saw Constipated Rhinos cut loose.
Shit was flying hot and heavy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (0mP7b)

465 The next 2 weeks the world will have a better idea with what we are dealing with.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:14 PM (X/aS0)

Time to buy backhoe stock on margin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (LxWV7)

466 "Look, I may not be strictly a girl"
gotta be my fave.. but HOT!!1!
<< sizzle >>

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (CjFDo)

467 Loeffler has a Lady Gwenevere thing going.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (PUmDY)

468 Oh, well that's not a coincidence in any way, is it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (HaL55)


Two totally unconnected dots and if you think they are, you are spreading conspiracies just like that 'Epstein didn't kill himself' one.

Posted by: Our Conspiracy Media at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (Y8PSl)

469 that quote is wrong, it probably should be, "No gods, no, please no, no " *Gahhgh!* "No please"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (6rS3m)

470 451
Beauty is in the bulging eye of the beholder.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 24, 2020 09:14 PM (COzlW)

Yes. A Beholder. You do have a stunning resemblance to one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (7K0oX)

471 China: Nothing is random and there are no accidents.

Posted by: klaftern at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (RuIsu)

472 The next 2 weeks the world will have a better idea with what we are dealing with.

There'll prolly be corpses stacked up by the side of the roads like cordwood.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (HaL55)

473 I can't wait for the #"manly"simpsforbernie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (1CjJc)

474 #mixedupweirdpeopleforbernie

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (JoUsr)

475
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
18m
Check out @seanhannity now on @FoxNews. Big tonight!

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (BqBId)

476
Nadler called Trump a dictator.

At an impeachment trial.

These fucking people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



It's surreal, isn't it?
In one sentence, shiff and the rest of the liars are calling the president "guilty" and a "king" and a "dictator" and "just like Russia" and a "monarch" and "just like Nixon," etc.

In the very next sentence, shiff and nadler are imploring Republican senators to vote for a "fair trial" for "both the president and the American people."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:19 PM (dK2Mx)

477 I endorse the visuals on this thread.

Ace GETS IT

Very Freudian

Posted by: The Fat Guy on Ottoman Guy at January 24, 2020 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

478 453
Nadler called Trump a dictator.



At an impeachment trial.



These fucking people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (JCrfD)

Dictators make people like Nadler cease to exist, thus Trump is incompetent.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:19 PM (7K0oX)

479 go long on gas, kerosene, diesel, and cat d9's.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:19 PM (KP5rU)

480 Sign me up for the #footlongandgirthyforTrump contest.

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 09:19 PM (1CjJc)

481 One of the underrated Facts of Life: conservative women are, almost universally, much hotter than liberal women.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM



And now, the science is settled on this:


https://preview.tinyurl.com/vwpoy2r

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 24, 2020 09:20 PM (7WaWV)

482 @realDonaldTrump 20 minutes ago

Check out @seanhannity now on @FoxNews. Big tonight!

I've missed the first 20 mins. Anyone watch?

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 09:20 PM (cF8AT)

483 O God, blessed Jesus, Holy Spirit -- please save us from these deluded creatures before they end up ruling us . . .

Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 24, 2020 09:20 PM (jMtvt)

484 Worse than the dos equis virus?
Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)


It IS the Modelo for pandemics

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2020 09:21 PM (6rS3m)

485 #hotgirlsforbernie is the special ops divison of the #Manbunsforbernie brigade.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..doesn't play well with others at January 24, 2020 09:21 PM (r/mKb)

486 The next 2 weeks the world will have a better idea with what we are dealing with.

There'll prolly be corpses stacked up by the side of the roads like cordwood.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


World War Z.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:21 PM (0mP7b)

487 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to start a trade war with Trump!"

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 24, 2020 09:21 PM (oRpiG)

488 World War Z.

Really, really, really slow zombies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:23 PM (HaL55)

489 -
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One of the underrated Facts of Life: conservative women are, almost universally, much hotter than liberal women.



Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM

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I liked both Blair AND Jo. I conservatively wanted to watch them wrestle in baby oil.

Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 09:23 PM (RVcmP)

490 Oh boy! I just got my first Bernie 2020 text on my cell phone.

"Hi Steven! It's Daniel with Bernie 2020. Bernie believes we have a corrupt political and economic system that needs major change. He's running for president to make our economy, our government, and our health care system work for all of us, not just the wealthy few. Are you in for Bernie?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)

491 Let It Grow is another nice one.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (PUmDY)

492 Future Gulag Prison Guards....They all have that look.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (MEchh)

493 488: just shoot every one wearing a mask. just be sure. nobody has enough ammo for that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

494 Got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
They're hot for Bernie

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

495 Thoughts on China...the Trump Curse strikes again.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (COzlW)

496 Exactly. Let us start adding one plus "oops" multiplied by "oh sh*t" and it could equal a really bad 1960's dystopian novel come to life - except not in the USA bu in Commie-Land.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (7K0oX)

Except that is the nasty/stupid thing about bioweapons- they will not stay in China.

Ain't global connectivity grand?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (2B9A/)

497 Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 09:20 PM (cF8AT)
********
Hedgehog Diarrhea then Dersh & then Gomert & Biggs for 1 question each

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (BqBId)

498 Worse than the dos equis virus?
Posted by: Hands

Careful.

You could put an eye out with that.

Posted by: kid from "A Christmas Story" now an adult and reading Equus at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)

499 I deleted and reported the above Bernie text as spam. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)

500 Another.



https://tinyurl.com/sfoovh3

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (7K0oX)

501 496: if you don't think it's already here, you're crazy. it's here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (KP5rU)

502 Let It Grow is another nice one.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Make it so

Posted by: Horny Teenage Picard at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

503 If they think their lives are shitty now, they have no clue how it'll be if they get what they want.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (JcXHH)

504 489 -
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One of the underrated Facts of Life: conservative women are, almost universally, much hotter than liberal women.



Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM

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I liked both Blair AND Jo. I conservatively wanted to watch them wrestle in baby oil.

Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 09:23 PM (RVcmP)

------------------------

You take the good, you take the bad...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 24, 2020 09:27 PM (CAJOC)

505 where the fuck are amazon and walmart going to get their shit?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:27 PM (KP5rU)

506 I deleted and reported the above Bernie text as spam. :-)

You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:28 PM (HaL55)

507 503 If they think their lives are shitty now, they have no clue how it'll be if they get what they want.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (JcXHH)

They always assume they'll be privileged members of the Inner Party.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

508 Hippy Dippy lyrics, but cool music.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

509 BackwardsBoy, aw shucks thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)

510 If they think their lives are shitty now, they have no clue how it'll be if they get what they want.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (JcXHH)


But they'll be in charge so it's all good.

Posted by: RickZ at January 24, 2020 09:29 PM (Y8PSl)

511 Hedgehog Diarrhea then Dersh & then Gomert & Biggs for 1 question each

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (BqBId)

Miss Lindsey is next.

Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 09:29 PM (cF8AT)

512 Worse than the dos equis virus?
Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)

It IS the Modelo for pandemics
Posted by: Kindltot

One of the best Mexican beers is only in Yucatan. Named for the Conquistador family.

"Montejo-el Sabor gue Conquista!"

Posted by: Don Miklos, Peninsular y Ladino at January 24, 2020 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)

513 where the fuck are amazon and walmart going to get their shit?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Am your huckleberry. Make you good deal.

Posted by: Eastern Bloc Manufacturing Ltd. at January 24, 2020 09:30 PM (SfYbS)

514 I'm warmening for Bernie.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 24, 2020 09:30 PM (EgshT)

515 505 where the fuck are amazon and walmart going to get their shit?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:27 PM (KP5rU)

Move to San Fran.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 09:30 PM (1CjJc)

516 Well...one of them DID say she (?) opposed conventional standards of beauty...

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 24, 2020 09:31 PM (rWZ8Y)

517 We are prepared to sacrifice 300 million Chinese for the victory of the world revolution.

Posted by: Zombie Mao Zedong at January 24, 2020 09:31 PM (Z+IKu)

518 I liked both Blair AND Jo.
The hell is this -- "Little Women"?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (oRpiG)

519 One of the underrated Facts of Life: conservative women are, almost universally, much hotter than liberal women.
Hotness comes from more than just physical attributes. You want to feel that this person, beauty or not, shares your values and ideals and your general view on life. You can make your own hotness.

I'd take a homely person who fits that, every time, over some shark who has nice tits.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (l9m7l)

520 Miss Lindsey is next.
Posted by: Tami

Miss Lindsey always goes butch in re-election years. Every six years.

It's like a weird Vulcan mating ritual with the voters of South Carolina.

Posted by: Miklos, voting for Bernie in the primary at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

521 "501 496: if you don't think it's already here, you're crazy. it's here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (KP5rU) "


Wausau AM radio was reporting 6 Chinese students at UW Platteville are "in quarantine"; just arrived from mainland, a couple of them are from Wuhan province.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (zlgJP)

522 where the fuck are amazon and walmart going to get their shit?
Posted by: chavez the hugo



Hey Joe! Boom boom all night!

Posted by: Ho Chi Minh City at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (0mP7b)

523 "Hot" as in "pungent, burning, acrid, irritating to all senses", sure.

Posted by: Guy In Texas at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (hmraI)

524 I'm going to Las Vegas this next week, and it just happens to be the Chinese New Year, when they shut down their shithole country and everyone that can afford it, pours over their borders into the rest of the world.

Awesome. Fucking awesome.

If I get the SARS, and my wife puts up a comment "hey fellers my husband died last night":

a) avenge my death 12-fold

b) everyone who cares, do a simultaneous tiki drink in my honor. Something legit, like a Cobra's Fang.

Posted by: Pastafarian at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (sgHEm)

525 The woman who played Blair on Facts Of Life, Lisa Whelchel, is (I've read) a very conservative Christian.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)

526 "Hi Steven! It's Daniel with Bernie 2020. Bernie believes we have a
corrupt political and economic system that needs major change. He's
running for president to make our economy, our government, and our
health care system work for all of us, not just the wealthy few. Are you
in for Bernie?"

--

Heh. Bern's one of those wealthy few and has been for a long time. And he's been in politics since the 60s. He's no man of the people newcomer.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (JoUsr)

527 521 "501 496: if you don't think it's already here, you're crazy. it's here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (KP5rU) "


Wausau AM radio was reporting 6 Chinese students at UW Platteville are "in quarantine"; just arrived from mainland, a couple of them are from Wuhan province.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (zlgJP)

Like Ebola, Kung Flu creates in the patient an irresistible urge to hop on an airplane.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

528 Wausau AM radio was reporting 6 Chinese students at UW Platteville are "in quarantine"; just arrived from mainland, a couple of them are from Wuhan province.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,


One at A&M in College Station.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:34 PM (0mP7b)

529 7K0oX)

Except that is the nasty/stupid thing about bioweapons- they will not stay in China.

Ain't global connectivity grand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (2B9A/)

Confirmed case in Chicago. Three people quarantined and being tested in Michigan.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:34 PM (/+bwe)

530 521: sock, i heard that. diversity is a grat thing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:34 PM (KP5rU)

531 524 I'm going to Las Vegas this next week, and it just happens to be the Chinese New Year, when they shut down their shithole country and everyone that can afford it, pours over their borders into the rest of the world.

Awesome. Fucking awesome.

If I get the SARS, and my wife puts up a comment "hey fellers my husband died last night":

a) avenge my death 12-fold

b) everyone who cares, do a simultaneous tiki drink in my honor. Something legit, like a Cobra's Fang.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (sgHEm)

--------------------------

Your wife posts that, and I think the Moron response will be "How you doin'?"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 24, 2020 09:35 PM (CAJOC)

532 529 7K0oX)

Except that is the nasty/stupid thing about bioweapons- they will not stay in China.

Ain't global connectivity grand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (2B9A/)

Confirmed case in Chicago. Three people quarantined and being tested in Michigan.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:34 PM (/+bwe)

Party up in dis hizzouse!

Posted by: Randall Flagg at January 24, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs)

533
Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 09:20 PM (cF8AT)
********
Hedgehog Diarrhea then Dersh & then Gomert & Biggs for 1 question each
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM
**************
Maybe an announcement that Hannity will be interviewing Trump before the Super Bowl.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2020 09:35 PM (wiXsO)

534 If I get the SARS, and my wife puts up a comment "hey fellers my husband died last night":

a) avenge my death 12-fold

b) everyone who cares, do a simultaneous tiki drink in my honor. Something legit, like a Cobra's Fang.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (sgHEm)

--------------------------

Your wife posts that, and I think the Moron response will be "How you doin'?"
Posted by: No One of Consequence


More like, "Can I have your truck?"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:36 PM (0mP7b)

535 517
We are prepared to sacrifice 300 million Chinese for the victory of the world revolution.



Posted by: Zombie Mao Zedong at January 24, 2020 09:31 PM (Z+IKu)


Problem: You aren't around, and your China is not completely this China, and disease is one of those things that makes people flat-out panic because they can't see it coming. Another thing: this China has much higher expectations than your China, and if they think they are sliding back to the days of "everyone has a peasant hut and a one-holer out back" they may get frisky.

Another thing: losing "The Mandate of Heaven" is a hella real thing, and if it looks like you can't keep a competent hand on the helm of the ship-of-state, then Chinese history says that things get lively. And you have nukes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:36 PM (7K0oX)

536 a) avenge my death 12-fold


Posted by: Pastafarian at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (sgHEm)

No Pastafarian, no peace!

Posted by: Fusili Jerry at January 24, 2020 09:37 PM (1CjJc)

537 Your wife posts that, and I think the Moron response will be "How you doin'?"
Posted by: No One of Consequence


More like, "Can I have your truck?"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:36 PM (0mP7b)

And gun collection.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

538 322 Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup

She's a large female singer/rapper who's allegedly dating an unnamed NFL player.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (6XLoz)
-----
Jimmy G?

Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 09:37 PM (VYwSh)

539 The woman who played Blair on Facts Of Life, Lisa Whelchel, is (I've read) a very conservative Christian.


Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)

She is. She recorded several Christian music albums many moons ago and has written books.

Posted by: Vendette at January 24, 2020 09:37 PM (SL4lK)

540 I'd avenge your death with Lysol.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2020 09:38 PM (DY3v8)

541 " ... losing "The Mandate of Heaven" is a hella real thing ... "


Don't get much realer than that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 24, 2020 09:38 PM (zlgJP)

542 Oh. My. Goodness.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, MAGAbilly at January 24, 2020 09:38 PM (KXHve)

543 Confirmed case in Chicago. Three people quarantined and being tested in Michigan.
Posted by: NaughtyPine


30 days

deaths from illness or shootin'

BETTING WINDOW IS OPEN

Posted by: Miklos, a punter at January 24, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

544 They're so "brave", they're in danger of being declared "morbidly courageous". If they got any more heroic they'd stroke the fuck out.

Posted by: bittergeek at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (G2Ptb)

545

The end of shiff's redundant rant, before that quote I mentioned above, shiff went through all the ways the Defense could poke holes in the Democrats' case, making them all seem flimsy.

For example: The defense will show you testimony from House witnesses when my colleagues asked them if they had ever spoken to the president or did they actually hear the president ask for quid pro quo.

Shiff said none of this mattered! We know the "facts," shiff said!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (dK2Mx)

546 Party up in dis hizzouse!
Posted by: Randall Flagg at January 24, 2020 09:35 PM

Oh, great. And Pastafarian going to Vegas is no coincidence...

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (/+bwe)

547 So... are these the women who will take us to the hot women?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (N30JC)

548 i believe we have barely scratched the surface of corona in this country. 15 minutes in the international terminal at o'hare will tell you that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (KP5rU)

549 holy guacamoly! anybody watching Hannity ? fudgesticles !

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (B+t5k)

550 Go long on Purell.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:40 PM (oYFyv)

551 They have a Trader Vic at the Hilton downtown here. Good times

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:40 PM (PUmDY)

552 Open borders!!! Wait, what? *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at January 24, 2020 09:41 PM (EgshT)

553 The woman who played Blair on Facts Of Life, Lisa Whelchel, is (I've read) a very conservative Christian.


Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)

She is. She recorded several Christian music albums many moons ago and has written books.
Posted by: Vendette at January 24, 2020 09:37 PM (SL4lK)

And a good exercise DVD.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:41 PM (/+bwe)

554 we need more open air fish and reptile markets here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:41 PM (KP5rU)

555 551 They have a Trader Vic at the Hilton downtown here. Good times
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:40 PM (PUmDY)

--------------------------------

Any werewolves?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 24, 2020 09:41 PM (CAJOC)

556 Bomb-dee-bomb-dee-bomb!

MY LIFE FOR YOU!!!

Posted by: Trash Can Man at January 24, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

557 Naughty Pine: Ooo! Ooo! Are there leotards?? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)

558 Globalists: Open all the borders, what could go wrong?

Coronavirus: Hold my bat soup.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 09:43 PM (SfYbS)

559 I had my share of subpar looking girls during my high school and college days before I met my wife but they looked like Cheryl Ladd or Catherine Bach (timely references, huh?) circa 1982 compared to some of the ones in the photos above. How delusional are they to call themselves "Hot Girls"? We could solve more problems in our society if more people weren't so delusional about their looks, talents, intelligence, etc. Of course, the vast majority of the delusional ones are on the Left and they have no problem showing their delusions to the world on social media.

Posted by: Slappy at January 24, 2020 09:43 PM (BsrgJ)

560 #FupasforBernie #Feel the Bern of Gonorrhea

Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2020 09:43 PM (L9P9s)

561 werewolves with perfect hair. walkin with the queen.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:43 PM (KP5rU)

562 SARS only infected 8500.

Doctor in hospital in Wuhan recorded a video said over 90k in just Wuhan. R-Not rumored to be 4-5. 29 out of 31 provinces in China infected according to State Media ( safe to say quarantine didn't work). Incubation period is between 14-20 days (estimate because China fucked up royally getting info out). Human to Human confirmed. Carried in tiny water droplets so airborne. Chinese say that lives on skin and can get infected through the eyes. Doctor on ground said 1 person can infect 14 from their Wuhan estimates (which is terrifyingly high as fuck).

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:44 PM (CkB6s)

563 Very fun blackout parties, I think.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:44 PM (PUmDY)

564 We must try to understand their viruses!!! *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at January 24, 2020 09:44 PM (EgshT)

565 Confirmed case in Chicago. Three people quarantined and being tested in Michigan.

Awesome. Good thing it's a sanctuary city and our taxes are going up to pay for the motherfvckers.

Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2020 09:44 PM (K22Va)

566 Bomb-dee-bomb-dee-bomb!

MY LIFE FOR YOU!!!
Posted by: Trash Can Man at January 24, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

My favorite King book (before the rewrite) because of characters like him. You attract evil people, you also attract self-destructive nuts.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:44 PM (/+bwe)

567 Confirmed case in Chicago. Three people quarantined and being tested in Michigan.

#CaptainTrips

#shutitthefuckdown

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:45 PM (nfcV2)

568 HAH!

Comfortably Smug's Liberal hack bracket made fox news:

preview.tinyurl.com/unvrr7t

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2020 09:45 PM (nYWSF)

569 "Hi Steven! It's Daniel with Bernie 2020. Bernie believes we have a

corrupt political and economic system that needs major change. He's

running for president to make our economy, our government, and our

health care system work for all of us, not just the wealthy few. Are you

in for Bernie?"


Hey Burnie, you've been in Congress for how long, now? If things suck it's because you made them that way on purpose.


And you want me to vote for you for preezy? LOLGFY.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:45 PM (HaL55)

570 Man! Bowseritas sure love them some communism.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2020 09:46 PM (0Euvx)

Posted by: Pragmatic and Practical at January 24, 2020 09:46 PM (RVcmP)

572 Go long on Purell.
Posted by: Insomniac

Which is NOT a product of Big Corporate AntiToxic Mens.

They make Gogo, which all truly sexy ladies suggest as a personal lubricant.

Posted by: Miklos, clean, some pumice soap maybe at January 24, 2020 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)

573 554
we need more open air fish and reptile markets here.

We need more monkey meat in this country!

Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2020 09:47 PM (K22Va)

574 Disease is so inclusive. And multicultural.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (nfcV2)

575 Dark Star is the most amazing Dead song. It can go country, jazz or into a waltz.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (PUmDY)

576 The woman who played Blair on Facts Of Life, Lisa Whelchel, is (I've read) a very conservative Christian.




Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)




Yes she is and has a new show on MeTV


Actress, author and life coach Lisa Whelchel returns to television to host the new original series Collector's Call on America's No. 1 classic television network, MeTV.



The show sees Whelchel meet with the biggest collectors of pop culture
memorabilia to give viewers an inside look at rarely-seen private
collections, ranging from "the precious to the priceless," said MeTV.




It's on Sunday nights 8:30 Central

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (omcbq)

577 It's pretty fitting that you'd swipe left on each of these specimens.

Under a President Bernie, you'll be paying for their maxi pads. And I do mean maxi.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (DY3v8)

578 573 554
we need more open air fish and reptile markets here.

We need more monkey meat in this country!
Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2020 09:47 PM (K22Va)

Is it pre-mutilated?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

579 Was just gonna put it out there; thermonuclear weapons are kinda like lysol for infection-vector cities.

Posted by: Pragmatic and Practical at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (RVcmP)

580 TQM, thanks for the tip!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

581 Bomb-dee-bomb-dee-bomb!

MY LIFE FOR YOU!!!
Posted by: Trash Can Man

No.

Just no.

Bird is the Word.

Our attorneys will be in touch.

Posted by: The Trashmen, from MN of all places at January 24, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

582 Regarding the photos of the first girl (Brittany), I think I'd rather see Kathy Bates or even Ernest Borgnine naked than see Brittany naked. Hell, I think I'd rather see Bernie naked than see Brittany naked.

Posted by: Slappy at January 24, 2020 09:50 PM (BsrgJ)

583 Can one buy Tamiflu OTC?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:50 PM (LxWV7)

584 We need more monkey meat in this country!
Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2020 09:47 PM (K22Va)


Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, chopped up birdie feet, mutilated monkey meat. That's what we had for lunch.

Posted by: Wuhan Fukd at January 24, 2020 09:50 PM (1CjJc)

585 Is it pre-mutilated?
Posted by: Insomniac

Are We Not Men?

Posted by: Miklos Friend of all Noble 80s Musics Peoples at January 24, 2020 09:50 PM (QzkSJ)

586 Naughty Pine: Ooo! Ooo! Are there leotards?? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:42 PM

IIRC comfortable but modest workout clothes. It was after she appeared on Survivor and she looked great for a mom of three!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:51 PM (/+bwe)

587 i could go for a slice of king cobra right about now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU)

588 Life coaches.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:51 PM (PUmDY)

589 Is it pre-mutilated?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

What about the panther feet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:52 PM (LxWV7)

590
Go long on Purell.


No shit. Back when I was married to the Daughter of Satan (who was an RN), I had more than one daktari tell us that people's hands are the Numbero Uno transmitting device for infections and bugs and stuff like that there.
I swear by it. Started using it regularly about 5 years ago and haven't gotten really sick yet. *knocks on wood* I used to get pretty ill once every winter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:52 PM (HaL55)

591 579
Was just gonna put it out there; thermonuclear weapons are kinda like lysol for infection-vector cities.


Posted by: Pragmatic and Practical at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (RVcmP)


I saw a lot of those movies on Saturday/Sunday afternoons. UHF stations. It involved atom bombs and then various things would get grumpy to the point that an armor brigade was need to settle the matter. And two scientists, one guy with a chin that could break ice, and a pretty co-ed that majored in fainting and getting rescued.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:52 PM (7K0oX)

592 Naughty Pine, thanks.
I was hoping it was something she did in 1983. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)

593 Bomb-dee-bomb-dee-bomb!
Posted by: Trash Can Man

Got it.

Posted by: Houston Astros at January 24, 2020 09:52 PM (DY3v8)

594 Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, chopped up birdie feet, mutilated monkey meat. That's what we had for lunch.
Posted by: Wuhan Fukd

I would note that the worms go in, the worms go out, but assume that my respected colleague is familiar with this particular genre.

Posted by: Miklos, Professor of Historical Musicology at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

595 we need more open air fish and reptile markets here.

We need more monkey meat in this country!
Posted by: dartist



I'm thinking of opening an outdoor bat soup stand.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (0mP7b)

596 Fuck you Ace. That was...so uncalled for...just, ...just mean really.

Posted by: Abiss at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (Y8DtA)

597 595: make sure it's an all you can eat place.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (KP5rU)

598 Shit is blowing up around the world with testing band confirmed cases. 29 out of 31 provinces in China infected.

Quarantine status: shit the bed

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:54 PM (CkB6s)

599 i would like to know who first person who told women that nose rings are attractive is.had to be a troll

Posted by: john chalmers at January 24, 2020 09:54 PM (giufj)

600 i don't believe for a minute this came from bats or snakes. no fucking way.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:55 PM (KP5rU)

601 -
--
...make sure it's an all you can eat place.


Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM

-----------------

Oh, we are!

Posted by: Bernie-Hos at January 24, 2020 09:55 PM (RVcmP)

602 I'm thinking of opening an outdoor bat soup stand.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (0mP7b)

Another fly-by-night operation!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:55 PM (LxWV7)

603 601

not there yet

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 09:55 PM (kFkpX)

604 i don't believe for a minute this came from bats or snakes. no fucking way.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Nope. Especially if the Chinese are saying it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (0mP7b)

605 gotta park the car ......

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (kFkpX)

606 Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, chopped up birdie
feet, mutilated monkey meat, french fried eyeballs, swimming in a pool
of blood and I forgot my spoon.

But I brought a straw..



That's what I remember from when I was a camp counselor.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (7K0oX)

607 MY LIFE FOR YOU!!!
Posted by: Trash Can Man


???

How about Yellow Bird? White peoples always like.

Posted by: The Mighty Miklos Sparrow and his Trinidadian All-Girl All-Star Steel Band at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)

608 597 595: make sure it's an all you can eat place.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (KP5rU)

Hospital bed and breakfast.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (1CjJc)

609 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (Zz0t1)

610 It is really frustrating when our Govt official says he really doesn't think Americans should be worried. That it's not an immediate problem. Shrugs the Public off and says no worries.
Alright, fine. I would appreciate an honest, straight forward run down of where we are right now, what the plan is if this starts spreading like crazy and how we should prepare. Instead they pat us on the head. Fear, which is inevitable, is best held at bay by facts and plans.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (KSBDE)

611 Another fly-by-night operation!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:57 PM (0mP7b)

612 Imagine our Country quarantine on Chicago area with a 200 mile radius. Then imagine the CDC a day later saying 48 out of 50 states have been infected.

Would this be considered a successful quarantine?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:57 PM (CkB6s)

613
i don't believe for a minute this came from bats or snakes. no fucking way.

According to videos that made it through the Great Firewall of China , people are literally dropping in their tracks.

Smashing heads on pavement loss of consciousness.

This ain't no damn flu. It's a weapon that they lost control of.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:57 PM (nfcV2)

614 What do bats taste like?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

615 Homely, disgusting ManBearPig's for Bernie.

I bet his self-hating commie ass is jerking off to this right now. IF his 147 year old ass can get it up......

Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (Zz0t1)

616 What do bats taste like?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Chicken.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (0mP7b)

617 Chicoms are on Defcon 1 , bet your ass on it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (nfcV2)

618 ONT

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (SfYbS)

619 I'm thinking of opening an outdoor bat soup stand.
Posted by: rickb223

NO SOUP FOR ME!

Posted by: Inverse Soup Nazi Miklos at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

620 Baaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrffffff!!! Uh, oh... here it comes again- baaaaaaaarrrrrrrrfffffffff!!!!

Posted by: Jonnie Dougs at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (FYvb/)

621 613: exactly. they fucked up bigly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (KP5rU)

622 i don't believe for a minute this came from bats or snakes. no fucking way.

Me neither. And the first outbreak is right up the road from one of their bioweapons research facilities?

As I mentioned upthread, NFW that's a coincidence. And we know how stoopid PROGDA thinks we all are. China's probably a lot worse with what they're told.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (HaL55)

623
Imagine our Country quarantine on Chicago area with a 200 mile radius.
Then imagine the CDC a day later saying 48 out of 50 states have been
infected.

=====
I had it under control. Did I ever get a "thank you?"

Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (8AONa)

624 614 What do bats taste like?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

Hillary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (1CjJc)

625 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (Ckg4U)

626 I'm almost 60 years old, and I could go out and nail a better looking chick than any of those in 30 minutes.

And get them to wear a MAGA hat while I do it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (PHotS)

627

Lisa Whelchel recently became a grandmother.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 10:00 PM (omcbq)

628 612
Imagine our Country quarantine on Chicago area with a 200 mile radius.
Then imagine the CDC a day later saying 48 out of 50 states have been
infected.

I can't imagine what cheeseland would call us then.

Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2020 10:01 PM (K22Va)

629 -
--

i would like to know who first person who told women that nose rings are attractive is.had to be a troll

Posted by: john chalmers at January 24, 2020 09:54 PM

------------------------

I'm far too nice to do so, but I've always wanted to just casually glance at the thing and give a friendly point and whisper "You got a boog hangin."

Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 10:01 PM (RVcmP)

630 The city where this outbreak came from has China"s medical Center that works with that shit.

This is bio-warfare they lost control of.

Nuke them just to be safe.

Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Zz0t1)

631 613
i don't believe for a minute this came from bats or snakes. no fucking way.

According to videos that made it through the Great Firewall of China , people are literally dropping in their tracks.

Smashing heads on pavement loss of consciousness.

This ain't no damn flu. It's a weapon that they lost control of.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:57 PM (nfcV2)

And the videos of level 4 biohazard suits putting people in quarantine boxes.

It's not even quarantined if 29 out of 31 provinces are infected.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 10:02 PM (CkB6s)

632 There is almost certainly a causal relationship between being an ugly woman and supporting a socialist. There would probably be a certain attitude about the world that would make you dislike normality.

Not to say there aren't also delusional hot girls who also like Bernie, but I think that these examples show a certain type that would be drawn to the message.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 24, 2020 10:08 PM (PHotS)

633 Hhmmm,

The CHICOMS are all "beaver-like" in their aggression to contain this Corona virus strain....that in and of itself cuz's paws....they's got other carp fish/dog to fry me thinks....like making Hong Kong dip below the radar while they flood in and destroy the deplorable' s of their own hating.......

just thinking out loud...and while we are on hating..ya think the MSM will be doing the "Response to da demoncrates in the Senate this weekend?

Bet we are all watching college hoops or X-game re-runs at best.....

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 10:09 PM (kFkpX)

634 Awww, man! But I don't want to live in Interesting Times! (tm)

Much less die in them.

Posted by: klaftern at January 24, 2020 10:13 PM (RuIsu)

635 Nose rings are for pigs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2020 10:16 PM (0Euvx)

636 nose piercings

MAJOR fashion appropriation from the middle east...yet

nose hairs....circa NYC...1980's

"Hey..How YA.. doing?

"NO,...How YA...Doing!!??

I rest my case.

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 10:17 PM (kFkpX)

637 Sweet Mother of God, there's more daddy issues in those pictures than a strip club in downtown Baltimore.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 24, 2020 10:35 PM (Z7Jj3)

638 Now, #notgirlsforbernie I would have believed.

Posted by: mc at January 24, 2020 10:38 PM (l1TIo)

639 "ACE 750 Heavy...O'Hare tower......"

"ACE 750 Heavy...O'Hare tower.....switch to squak 220.14 and Ident please...."

"ACE 750 Heavy..O'Hare tower....can you give us a turn to 180 degrees and descend to 3,000 angels?..."If you can sir, flash your landing lights if your comms are out?

"ACE 750 Heavy........ACE 750 Heavy........O'Hare tower....."

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 10:42 PM (kFkpX)

640 "ACE 750 Heavy...O'Hare tower..we have lost track of you 4 miles southeast of the ILS......ACE 750 Heavy....ACE 750 Heavy...O'Hare tower in the open on MILS."

"O'Hare tower in the open on MILS....ACE 750 Heavy?"

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 10:57 PM (kFkpX)

641 "Hot Girls for Bernie"

They misspelled "Fat."

Posted by: Jeff Powell at January 24, 2020 11:04 PM (T7lnu)

642 Lord. Wouldn't hit it with a shovel.

Posted by: Bob at January 24, 2020 11:41 PM (hVOXD)

643 Yikes!

Posted by: Buffalobob at January 24, 2020 11:55 PM (RNoZj)

644 Wait till you see the ugly ones!

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at January 25, 2020 12:45 AM (Ju2mK)

645 Ummmm, they don't understand that Medicare for all will not cover liposuction or facial reconstruction do they.

Posted by: sailorguns at January 25, 2020 12:49 AM (ZrhCv)

646 We are hot, stupid men.

You oughtta know.

Posted by: I am Alanis Morrissette at January 25, 2020 06:06 AM (HD/Gs)

647 I wouldn't fcuk that with Ace's dick.

Posted by: BuddyPC at January 25, 2020 06:08 AM (HD/Gs)

648 Was that really necessary?

Posted by: rah at January 25, 2020 07:05 AM (QGdgs)

649 Why do these under 30 girls all dye their hair unnatural colors?

Posted by: Jeffrey Battaglini at January 25, 2020 07:17 AM (mDQoQ)

650 Those 'ladies' could use a few months in one of Bernie's gulags and shed a hundred pounds or so . One from the bottom please./no soup for you

Posted by: jaytrain at January 25, 2020 08:33 AM (eh3OZ)

651 THIS is perhaps the best motivation for the invention of the burka!

Posted by: Surfview at January 25, 2020 09:12 AM (DlgbM)

652 Umm no!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 25, 2020 11:06 AM (XfJV2)

653 Strictly no!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 25, 2020 11:08 AM (XfJV2)

654 As always, lefties views of reality is a bit skewed. That last one...i just vomited my Valu-rite.

Posted by: hardkore462 at January 25, 2020 11:13 AM (rjGYd)

655 And of course we have to finish with:

LMAO! Classic ace!

Posted by: demoncrat at January 25, 2020 02:21 PM (W7FJW)

656 Hot girls? In the wise words of Homie D. Clown..."I don't think so".

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 25, 2020 04:36 PM (jdhMX)

657 eye felony

Posted by: piratepatch at January 25, 2020 05:29 PM (taXNc)

658 Hot? NOT!

Posted by: waitingForTheStorm at January 27, 2020 04:02 PM (soKjL)

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