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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
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MisHum:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Sundown Joe: DACA Illegal Immigrants Are More American Than Actual American Children
He's playing hard for the illegal vote because the socialist fan of the Soviet Union Bernie Sanders is doing well with Hispanics (a Natural Republican Constituency (TM), the corporate shill "right" always tells us).
Joe Biden: DACA recipients are “more American than most Americans are because they have done well in school" pic.twitter.com/HQEtxDN4oU
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) January 23, 2020
Joe, you’ve already got the NeverTrump gang; now you’re just doing fan service. https://t.co/CeHlyjbhsY
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) January 24, 2020
The Withdrawal Agreement has received Royal Assent and is now law. We will leave the EU on January 31st 🇬🇧
— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) January 23, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Fox2! at January 23, 2020 08:02 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 08:02 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 08:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:03 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 08:03 PM (hS9nG)
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2020 08:03 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 08:03 PM (inFcx)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 23, 2020 08:04 PM (3l7pb)
Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 08:04 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Fox2! at January 23, 2020 08:04 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 08:04 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2020 08:05 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 23, 2020 08:05 PM (6eEQ+)
remember this:
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."
-Joke Biden
August 2019
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 08:05 PM (fMe9w)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:05 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 23, 2020 08:05 PM (sWM8x)
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The feeling is mutual.
Actually, there isn't a word to express how I feel about them. And that's all I'll say.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 23, 2020 08:05 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 08:06 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2020 08:06 PM (UUkQp)
Nigel Farage said they should've let QEII do Brexit herself, like she did Megxit and it would've been done long before now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 23, 2020 08:06 PM (f1Vqw)
Think back on those days when people thought well of you, (Not me), and remember those happy days spent on Epstien's island. Who, totally didn't kill himself. Think of the children.
No, don't touch them, just think of them you fucking idiot.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 23, 2020 08:06 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2020 08:06 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 23, 2020 08:06 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Joey Biden at January 23, 2020 08:06 PM (d53W1)
I'm surprised biden didn't tell the crowd he was considering an illegal for his veep.
*everywhere Biden goes, he panders to the crowd by teasing them with who he'd consider to be his veep.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 08:06 PM (fMe9w)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 08:04 PM (7rVsF)
We caught onto their game and now must he replaced.
They want zero opposition.
Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 08:06 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:07 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 08:07 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:07 PM (w4+KX)
Posted by: JT at January 23, 2020 08:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (B06Zw)
Will Britain be deporting?
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 08:07 PM (l3+k2)
Britain should go all "Children of Men" immigration control....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (B+t5k)
Or to put pants on after F5.
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2020 08:06 PM (FhXTo)
Dude, you aren't supposed to do either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
Joe has been their meal ticket for decades. They aren't about to give that up.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (6eEQ+)
Screw that noise. I demand entertainment and this man provides.
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (d53W1)
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (w4+KX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (/go2J)
Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2020 08:08 PM (KrslG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:07 PM
Sir, we protest!
Posted by: Jerk Sock Bacteria Local 254 at January 23, 2020 08:09 PM (rBtIz)
Sometimes, I feel I gotta get away
Bells chime, I know I gotta get away
And I know if I don't, I'll go out of my mind
Better leave her behind with the kids, they're all white
The kids are all white
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 08:09 PM (aKsyK)
/yeah, put the insane in charge of the asylum and see how it works out.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 08:09 PM (gauLa)
The Buttigieg campaign is facing criticism from the gay community after they cancelled a campaign event at a gay nightclub over the presence of a stripper pole.
The owners of the nightclub said the disagreement highlights how Pete Buttigieg, who is openly gay, doesn't respect the trials and tribulations of gay rights activists who came before him.
https://bit.ly/38AFiyi
Not queer enough for Big QWERTY.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 23, 2020 08:09 PM (w4+KX)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:09 PM (9JsKh)
I don't think that is a great election strategy but let's find out.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 08:10 PM (pw+jk)
Did he say that with a straight face?
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 23, 2020 08:10 PM (w4+KX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2020 08:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2020 08:10 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 08:10 PM (p3fnR)
Fuck Europe.
Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 08:10 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged
Are you in Ohiowa now ?
Posted by: JT at January 23, 2020 08:10 PM (arJlL)
Well done Joe. Biden is now writing the president's campaign commercials for him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 08:11 PM (xRrgZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2020 08:10 PM (KP5rU)
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Depends
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2020 08:11 PM (KrslG)
Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 08:11 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 08:11 PM (pw+jk)
Yeah, I am the sniffing creep
A dementia style
American freak, yeah
I am the crawling head
A fan of botox
Plugs are on my head say
Scratch off the school grades
DACA dreamers make
Me do Iowa again yeah
More American Than American
More American Than American
More American Than American
More American Than American
Posted by: Joe Zombie at January 23, 2020 08:11 PM (786Ro)
Joe has been their meal ticket for decades. They aren't about to give that up.
Like the Jacksons milking Michael's corpse, it won't stop at death.
Hell, look at Meggie Mac.
Posted by: Party City at January 23, 2020 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
It's because the Democrat media has always covered for him.
He has no filter.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 08:12 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Emmie at January 23, 2020 08:12 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:07 PM (w4+KX)
Dang.
Posted by: The Harry formerly known as Prince at January 23, 2020 08:12 PM (2N7oZ)
I don't think that is a great election strategy but let's find out.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 08:10 PM (pw+jk)
It's been said a billion times.
If illegals were conservative, Democrats would have walls, moats, drawbridges, alligators, drones, mines......
Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 08:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 08:13 PM (J3Rfi)
The people in the audience at the Biden event looked about as excited to be there as they would be waiting in line at the DMV
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 08:13 PM (xRrgZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2020 08:10 PM (KP5rU)
Pretty good, it's the keeping them functional part that's the problem.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 23, 2020 08:13 PM (nu45M)
Joe has been their meal ticket for decades. They aren't about to give that up.
Like the Jacksons milking Michael's corpse, it won't stop at death.
Hell, look at Meggie Mac.
Posted by: Party City at January 23, 2020 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
How dare you say something so cruel in the middle of John McCain's funeral.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 08:13 PM (p3fnR)
135 "watcha gonna do when they come for you...?"
Ooh, Ace, you dirty boy. Ride me like a Vespa.
Posted by: Johnny Yaniv
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*blink blink*
*grabs eye bleach*
Chuckle Chuckle
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 23, 2020 08:13 PM (ddR44)
Posted by: Emmie at January 23, 2020 08:13 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 08:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Embrace the power of "and".
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Kiss my Bot. at January 23, 2020 08:13 PM (5brtM)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 08:14 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at Januar
I mean at some point you have to ask if he's being paid by the Trump campaign.
This shit can't be free, could it?
Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 08:14 PM (NSFCQ)
Joe has been their meal ticket for decades. They aren't about to give that up.
Like the Jacksons milking Michael's corpse, it won't stop at death.
Hell, look at Meggie Mac.
Posted by: Party City at January 23, 2020 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Well, Jabbette doesn't bring a lot to the table. Oh, who am I kidding? She brings a LOT to the table. I'd say about two- fifty now.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:14 PM (9JsKh)
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
London calling to the zombies of death
You couldn't hold us. You'll soon lose the rest.
Posted by: The Clash at January 23, 2020 08:14 PM (mhd8v)
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Proof?
There is none. Maybe better than the typical democrat voter but that is it. And I find that very insulting. Paste Eater is taking that steep slope toward the end of just crapping his pants wherever he happens to be.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 08:14 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2020 08:14 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: St. Jerome at January 23, 2020 08:14 PM (7s3UU)
California's school test results say otherwise.
Posted by: Party City at January 23, 2020 08:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2020 08:15 PM (KP5rU)
Fuck you, Joe.
Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 23, 2020 08:15 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 08:13 PM (xRrgZ)
Look fat, jokes on you as it WAS a DMV!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 23, 2020 08:15 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: grognard at January 23, 2020 08:15 PM (sb+Cg)
I've been talking to some Chinese immigrants lately, who are quietly on board the Trump Train. They claim many others in their community are as well. But they know how to get along under oppressive regimes, so they aren't very loud about their support.
Posted by: Joe's Bloody Eye at January 23, 2020 08:15 PM (hOtJL)
say "their kind".
Posted by: OCBill at January 23, 2020 08:15 PM (Ij9pi)
Tonight on Levin Ted Cruz said the Democrats twice opened themselves naming Crazy Uncle Joe and the Ukrainian Prid Quo Pro.
Witnesses start getting called he could be front and center.
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 08:16 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:16 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:16 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2020 08:17 PM (UPWzt)
Tonight on Levin Ted Cruz said the Democrats twice opened themselves naming Crazy Uncle Joe and the Ukrainian Prid Quo Pro.
Witnesses start getting called he could be front and center.
But I was told that Adam Schiff was a tactical geenyis!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 08:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 08:17 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2020 08:17 PM (786Ro)
Ewwwww. Milking a corpse will either get you liquefied innards or embalming fluid.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
That can't be a winning campaign strategy.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 23, 2020 08:18 PM (sWM8x)
From Delaware to Unaware.
Of course, he'd still represent the exact same constituents, as all (D) are clearly Unaware, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2020 08:19 PM (QzJWU)
Has anyone heard anyting from halfrican or notsothoreau about how their spouses are doing? They are in my prayers. As is Slapweasel.
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:19 PM (G4U9Q)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 23, 2020 08:15 PM (2N7oZ)
And nobody was about to give up their place in line even if it meant listening to Joe for hours!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2020 08:20 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 23, 2020 08:20 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 23, 2020 08:20 PM (nu45M)
(Don't ban me for the racial disparages. I was only making a point. And a true one at that.)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2020 08:20 PM (JoUsr)
"That's just Joe being Joe."
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 08:20 PM (Y8PSl)
If that were actually true, Joe, every single Democrat would down on the border with a brick and a trowel in each hand.
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2020 08:20 PM (NpvYf)
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2020 08:17 PM (786Ro)
I saw my Dad open for Barack Obama at the DACA Kids Are the Real Americans fundraiser party, at Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood mansion, in May 2014.
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Hunter B. at January 23, 2020 08:21 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 23, 2020 08:22 PM (Izzlo)
(Don't ban me for the racial disparages. I was only making a point. And a true one at that.)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2020 08:20 PM (JoUsr)
No worries, Lady in Black. It's totes cool to use the word white. We know it's code for Honky.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:22 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2020 08:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
What you haven't bought your tickets for the cage fight in Milwaukee? Smokin old joe vs Comrade Bernie "the burner" Sanders. Thunderdome rules: two men enter one man leaves.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..doesn't play well with others at January 23, 2020 08:23 PM (r/mKb)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 23, 2020 08:23 PM (d53W1)
One preview had the son going to work for some evil white people and they make him dress in a Sombreo for some party they are having.....
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 23, 2020 08:23 PM (AD3JT)
That can't be a winning campaign strategy.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lew
Meanwhile Trump is pulling 100K in Jersey
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 08:23 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Kazi at January 23, 2020 08:23 PM (0x00j)
We support open immigration because many countries support relationships between adults and toddlers, er, I mean, teenagers. It's a cultural norm, and very right and natural, and responsible adults can teach them and keep them safe. How old are the toddlers, er, teenagers, well, 3, er, 13 seems about right...
Posted by: Dick Sodomei at January 23, 2020 08:23 PM (/bKlZ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 08:23 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 23, 2020 08:24 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 23, 2020 08:24 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: WHat day is it ? at January 23, 2020 08:24 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2020 08:24 PM (ufFY8)
Nope. Sunday. Must spend tomorrow doing stupid last minute errands for Title Company. Ugh.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 08:24 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 23, 2020 08:24 PM (DB16e)
and just staggers around the room amplifying his farts and laughing
like a tard?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2020 08:22 PM (KP5rU)
Are we sure he hasn't done that already?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 08:24 PM (xRrgZ)
Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2020 08:24 PM (UUkQp)
Yeah DACA folks are not the same group, but the point is Americans have/continue to tolerate the outrageous situation noted above.
It is not even a political issue, not even within the Beltway GOP, more astonishingly barely *between the WH and the Beltway GOP*. You'll note that your memory cannot provide a single instance, a single vote, a single confrontation, in which the GOP confronted this set of issues, within its ranks, against the Dems, etc.
Pretty amazing.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (El6T/)
The Democrats nominated a felon last time and it worked out so well they might do it again.
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (7PQBV)
Is this something ?
Flaming Skull ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..doesn't play well with others at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (r/mKb)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2020 08:24 PM (ufFY
Really? On him?
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (1CjJc)
Will a trade deal with GB constitute more winning?
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 23, 2020 08:24 PM (DB16e)
If they trade Aaron Rogers who do we get in return?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (xRrgZ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (bkUtD)
I'm snorting like an elk and people on the bus are staring.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (1XmFF)
The hilarious thing is, Trump will get a better percent of Hispanics than open borders Republicans because, while they talked about how they natural conservatives, they never actually tried for their votes.
Posted by: zmdavid at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (JoUsr)
Hope he gets the boat back.
As for the boat-thieves, I do believe we used to call them 'pirates' back in the days of the Royal Navy. How high's the yardarm on that boat?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Clinton Body Count at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (7tBAK)
Has anyone heard anyting from halfrican or notsothoreau about how their spouses are doing? They are in my prayers. As is Slapweasel.
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:19 PM (G4U9Q)
notsothoreau was on a previous thread, and says her husband's situation is very dire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 08:26 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (ufFY
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2020 08:26 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 08:26 PM (nFwvY)
and yet the Dems have not herded him off the stage. Talk about elder
abuse. I feel bad about it, and I Despise the bastard.
They are running Biden to lose, so that they can kill the old Democrat brand and replace it with the new Commie/Totalitarian Democrat party, led by... The Squad.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 08:26 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2020 08:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:26 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (ufFY
It gets better and better.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:26 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2020 08:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 08:27 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (ufFY
Not something i'm interested in watching, at least if the phrasing is correct
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2020 08:27 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Joe Biden in Iowa at January 23, 2020 08:27 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:27 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:27 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (1XmFF)
Snorting like a "beautiful" elk, though!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2020 08:28 PM (gsRPK)
113 I can't believe the demented fucker's still in the race.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Demented Fucker would be a good name for a craft beer.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 08:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Joe Biden in Iowa at January 23, 2020 08:28 PM (786Ro)
Is this something ?
Flaming Skull ?
No. They are invalid, and that's illegal, so their punishment will be a voluntary self administered course on how to correctly write a FISA application that will not be graded.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 08:28 PM (gauLa)
S'up Morons?
Has anyone heard anyting from halfrican or notsothoreau about how
their spouses are doing? They are in my prayers. As is Slapweasel.
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:19 PM (G4U9Q)
========There are 30 matches to her NIC in this thread.
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=385423
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145
Well the doctor doesn't think he will make it. I'm trying to get his son
up here. Thank you for the continued prayers. This is going to be hard.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (WPiou)
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Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 08:28 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:28 PM (dNzKv)
Unless he's a complete idiot, BoJo can secure the deal of a lifetime with the US. It is absolutely implausibly good fortune to have Trump in the WH at this time, for the UK.
Methinks the EU is the weak and failing party talking tough. France said "how high?" to Trump this past week on digital taxation, to avoid body blow tariffs.
The correlation of forces, as the Soviets used to describe it, is not really favorable to the Euroweenies, and you'd think they'd get that.
Question is what will happen with the Visegrad countries, who have no use for the EU or western Europe other than the natural need for market access, and who are rather fond of the US.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:28 PM (El6T/)
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I was just going to ask if anyone had heard from her this afternoon. That doesn't sound very good at all. Not at all...
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (JoUsr)
But Tucker is done with her, and had to go to commercial.
Her hair looked very long, and sort of greenish near the split ends.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (KP5rU)
There he towered... a Golden God, standing astride the pinnacle of the legal art among the august personages of the hallowed Senate.
His head fit for Rushmore, already cast in the flesh at Gargantuan size, his all-seeing eyes bulging with the conviction and indignation of the righteous, Schiff shamed the minions of the Orange Man (who is so very bad).
And, he awed the broad mass of the civil polity, whose loyalty to the Orange Man (who is so very bad), crumbled before the illuminating truth of his mighty rhetoric.
It was a day that secures his legacy as one of the greatest, perhaps the greatest, Americans to live. He is certainly the finest conservative to bless our movement since Woodrow Wilson.
Given his proclivities, we will forgo our usual request for Democrats to bull for our lonesome hausfraus, and eagerly offer ourselves for the roughest love he has to offer... Hopefully, a love as rough as the love of the most ardent otter.
Posted by: The Conservative Media Ecosystem™ at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (ZLI7S)
I hope that during this misdirect of the truth and flushing of taxpayer dollars that people and real reporters are watching
-Soros and his goon orgs and the money flow
-the rest of the swamp
-and other traitors
3 years of distraction while the sewer still flows underneath us
We do not need just voter watchers, but left watchers now. Especially those with deep pockets and reach into weak districts.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Liz Warren at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (l3+k2)
Flaming Skull ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (M+Lyo)
Only if none of them were valid...
But they did rubberstamp them.
Are they revoking the warrants?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2020 08:30 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:30 PM (2B9A/)
TBF, there's a bit of common ground in their views on projecting American power overseas.
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2020 08:30 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
They should revoke the FISA court. It's been thoroughly corrupted.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:30 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 08:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Well, Arrogant Bastard is already taken, so knock yourself out.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 08:31 PM (jW9oF)
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And at the least, a strongly worded letter in their personnel file. That'll teach 'em.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 23, 2020 08:31 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (2B9A/)
They can go line for line with Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 08:31 PM (NWiLs)
By if all goes as normal you mean If Ace is up ny Noon, right?
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:31 PM (w4+KX)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (UPWzt)
Posted by: Kazi ardent otter at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (2B9A/)
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Well, had to reinforce the home because they kept breaking into my stash!
Posted by: Misa Lurkowski at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (WEBkv)
GMT? Fiji Daylight? Prescott Arizona Adjusted?
Posted by: Ped Xing at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (/bKlZ)
To which I can only add, looking over at the truly pathetic mediocre worms of the Beltway/establishment GOP, "please clap".
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 08:31 PM (jW9oF)
Dirty Bastard. Not Arrogant.
Founders Brewery
It's a good beer
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (w4+KX)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (ufFY
But did she have that Camarillo Brillo?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Esperman at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (BmN1v)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Clinton Body Count at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (7tBAK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 08:31 PM (NWiLs)
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Snort.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (WEBkv)
Do elks snort a lot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (2B9A/)
When they are rutting.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (1CjJc)
Joey Biden: These DACA kids work hard to earn what they have. It's not like they are some useless, drug addled, spoiled brat of a rich and powerful person who doesn't do shit but just cashes in on his daddy's name.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (xRrgZ)
They do. Especially when rutting.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (w4+KX)
Bugling, actually.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (9JsKh)
TBF, there's a bit of common ground in their views on projecting American power overseas.
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2020 08:30 PM (786Ro)
all I care about is that she is suing Clinton
please - dems on dems
destroy each other with your own typical weapons
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (vEIlU)
*projectile vomits*
*projectile vomits some more*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
So you just had the same mental image I did.
I cannot even pour myself some whiskey to try to blank it out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 23, 2020 08:24 PM (sWM8x)
They know it doesn't matter. They know the DNC will fix it to give them the candidate they want. And if they want Joe it doesn't matter what psychotic shot he says they'll get him to win.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (p3fnR)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2020 08:34 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 08:31 PM (jW9oF)
As is "Dirty Bastard"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2020 08:34 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Kazi ardent otter at January 23, 2020 08:34 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:34 PM (w4+KX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:34 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Ped Xing at January 23, 2020 08:34 PM (/bKlZ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 23, 2020 08:34 PM (7tBAK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:34 PM (dNzKv)
The "fruit of the poisonous tree" issue has been raised by the court and DOJ will be reviewing cases to see if any poison fruit was used in existing cases (I think that's what is happening).
I'm not making any predictions but it's far from clear that the perps are out of trouble. Very far.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:34 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 23, 2020 08:35 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth at January 23, 2020 08:35 PM (sHVgQ)
>>Bugling, actually.
Bugling, Chortling, Snorting, Grunting...they do it all baby.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:34 PM (w4+KX)
And chuckling.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 08:35 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 08:35 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2020 08:35 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:28 PM (dNzKv)
I saw president Pence trending on Twitter if that helps.
Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 08:35 PM (NSFCQ)
They asked Buttegeig, but he was not interested. Had a conflicting gig on AC.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:35 PM (dNzKv)
Do Elk masturbate with banana skins?
Posted by: Ped Xing at January 23, 2020 08:34 PM (/bKlZ)
They would if they had opposable thumbs.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 08:35 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Ann Jina at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (2oYEN)
They do. Especially when rutting.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (w4+KX)
Bugling, actually.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (9JsKh)
Knotting!
Posted by: Dana Perino at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (inFcx)
Founders Brewery
It's a good beer
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (ufFY
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Different brewery. Arrogant Bastard is from Stone Brewing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (jW9oF)
Narrator: The perps are in trouble.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:29 PM (2B9A/)
Same as in town. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Kazi ardent otter at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (El6T/)
Life's pretty intense when you have one doing that shit 5-10 yards in front of you, looking for a cow to rape.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (w4+KX)
Posted by: Liz Warren
I saw Snorting Wapati open for Lopsided Teepees at FoxConn in 2015.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Bullwinkle at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (sHVgQ)
Posted by: Joey B. just being Joe at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (UPWzt)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (7tBAK)
Posted by: Gunga Peas at January 23, 2020 08:36 PM (/bKlZ)
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 08:03 PM (hS9nG)
You misspelled locked in an iron cage til his sun bleached bones can be carved into M1911 grips.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020 08:37 PM (9Om/r)
It would have to be a base cabinet.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:37 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2020 08:37 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:37 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 23, 2020 08:37 PM (w4+KX)
The hilarious thing is, Trump will get a better percent of Hispanics than open borders Republicans because, while they talked about how they natural conservatives, they never actually tried for their votes.
Posted by: zmdavid at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (xqRa
You're wrong. They have tried getting their votes. They believe that the way they do that is by passing amnesty. They're actually pretty racist. I always thought Nip Sip was a great example of an establishment GOP guy. Acts like he's really conservative but regularly would say stuff that sounded incredibly bigoted or racist but he loved kissing illegal ass even quoting stats put out by La Raza.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 08:37 PM (p3fnR)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:37 PM (9JsKh)
Patton would be proud.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:37 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth at January 23, 2020 08:35 PM (sHVgQ)
It would have been nice if the Queen had made a quiet statement by sending the missive back with a dagger plunged through it or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:37 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:38 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 08:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
Department of Munchkins?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 08:38 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 08:33 PM (LxWV7)
LOL. Was never a big Zappa fan so I learned something today!
No, but if she were really *on* Tucker, her hair would cover her bewbs.
She looked good, wearing a white suit.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2020 08:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Bugle, they're always bugling. Annoying as hell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 08:39 PM (sHVgQ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:39 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 08:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 23, 2020 08:39 PM (7tBAK)
Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2020 08:40 PM (K22Va)
I miss the elk bugling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 08:40 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Bugle, they're always bugling. Annoying as hell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 08:39 PM (sHVgQ)
And then they start ith the damned Drums!!
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:40 PM (9JsKh)
I believe the word you're looking for is "dazzling".
Posted by: MFM at January 23, 2020 08:40 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 08:38 PM (Jk+3L)
Napoleon BloomingIdiot doesn't like Dunkin' Donuts. Waaaay too much sugar.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 08:40 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 08:40 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:40 PM (9JsKh)
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They leave the bass solo to the otters.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
They should.
But they won't.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (Jk+3L)
Soros was at the Davos conference and said that President Trump is "overheating" the American economy. (his buddy Barry kept it nice and cool) he also said that Farcebook is "conspiring to get Trump reelected". Not sure why the bug up their asses is about Farcebook but that shit site had nothing to do with the election results.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (xRrgZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (dNzKv)
They'll still approve them though and pretend that it's not fruit of the poison tree during the prosecutions of course. But the letter will be scathing.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (p3fnR)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (inFcx)
But anyway yeah - amnesty has never been a good electoral gambit with the very politically diverse "Hispanic" demo(s). Not sure it was, in fact, an electoral gambit, as opposed to, you know, Beltway GOP (CoC) policy preference. The "appeal to Hispanics" (hispander) thing was more likely a tissue-thin rationalization for the least discerning.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (El6T/)
>>That slut Dawn sure gets around.
I went to high school with a girl named Dawn. Those were not easy years for her.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 08:40 PM (l3+k2)
I'll buy a bag every ten years ago because they look good. I eat ten and then remember why I never buy them.
They are the most boring snack.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (7tBAK)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
Leak that on DU
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (El6T/)
Down in Africa.
Posted by: Gunga Peas at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (/bKlZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:28 PM (dNzKv)
306X2?
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (B7KlG)
The drink of choice for Anne Hathaway.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:39 PM (bkUtD)
I heard that Anne, ah nevermind
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (9JsKh)
The fascinating thing is Hispanics vote for Republicans in higher percentages than Asians.
Hispanics vote Democrat 3:1, Asians 5:1.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (yefUV)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (1CjJc)
Ewwww!
Posted by: Emmie at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: JackStraw
You were always after her crack?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (NWiLs)
Good word!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (2B9A/)
Are they more American than Hunter--or just other people's children?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (UPWzt)
I believe the word you're looking for is "dazzling".
Posted by: MFM
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'Virtuoso'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (sHVgQ)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (inFcx)
That is because everybody can tell hey are racist just by looking at them.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (9JsKh)
Mmmm, Catwoman on the Bat-cycle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: flounder
Americans don't have to rub leg hairs.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:44 PM (dNzKv)
redridinghood: "How long before we're told that Biden's wisdom is breathtaking to watch."
I believe the word you're looking for is "dazzling".
Posted by: MFM
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'Virtuoso'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (sHVgQ)
Gravitas.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 08:44 PM (l3+k2)
The only forest sounds I don't miss are the repellent coyotes and their shrieking. But I really miss the nights in the forest. Especially around rut.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 08:44 PM (uKj5K)
To a hammer the whole world is a nail.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 08:44 PM (pw+jk)
Not a very good actress, but she is definitely attractive enough. Even if she is a leftist moonbat.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:44 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 08:40 PM (l3+k2)
I'll buy a bag every ten years ago because they look good. I eat ten and then remember why I never buy them.
They are the most boring snack.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (2B9A/)
They make a great emergency 1-hitter. lol
(I swear I need to write a book called "Tales of the back stage")
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020 08:45 PM (9Om/r)
Why?
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (7tBAK)
Why would he not be? It's the big Tranzi Globalist bun-toss, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 08:45 PM (LxWV7)
>>Why?
Really? You are surprised that the paymaster for globalist enterprises around the world would attend Davos?
I'd be surprised if he doesn't have a secret lair buried in the surrounding mountains.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2020 08:45 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Hope at January 23, 2020 08:45 PM (QLPEO)
challenge accepted. get those little union educated idiots in for a history and civics test.
Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 08:45 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 08:44 PM (l3+k2)
Dick Cheney, he is like the embodiment of a Cardinal Roman virtue of governance, why he is the epitome... wait, why are we saying good things about this guy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:45 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:45 PM (dNzKv)
Soros is the Davos conference
Posted by: Jean
He sort of looks like Davros. Not as much as James Clapper does however.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 08:45 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:46 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 23, 2020 08:46 PM (7tBAK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 08:45 PM (aKsyK)
Well played.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (2B9A/)
There's an untapped customer base there.
"Untapped." ISWYDT
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (bkUtD)
Very much in keeping with our "elites" concept of the world in which human worth/value is best measured by SAT score (aka selective college attendance).
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (dYe5S)
The only forest sounds I don't miss are the repellent coyotes and their shrieking. But I really miss the nights in the forest. Especially around rut.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 08:44 PM (uKj5K)
Go on
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (dNzKv)
There's an untapped customer base there.
Notes of Fudge with a Nutty Finish.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (Et8Un)
Posted by: Shep at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (l3+k2)
Though I'm kind of enjoying the current eastern Med drama over oil, I mean "economic zones" in the ocean, and the zany line-up: Turkey and the "government" of Tripoli, Libya vs. Greece, Iz'rl, Egypt.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 23, 2020 08:46 PM (7tBAK)
To be fair, neither was Greta of Green Gables.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (sWM8x)
Soros was at the Davos conference and said that President Trump is "overheating" the American economy. (his buddy Barry kept it nice and cool) he also said that Farcebook is "conspiring to get Trump reelected". Not sure why the bug up their asses is about Farcebook but that shit site had nothing to do with the election results.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (xRrgZ)
They haven't banned the federalist Breitbart or the Babylon Bee. Thus they are conspiring.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (p3fnR)
On the other hand the anchor babies and illegals have destroyed the local schools in my area. And there is plenty of hard data on that if you look at the numbers readily available. Just don't ever dare bring it up in public.
Posted by: Ripley at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (NbRJx)
I accidentally poured female Elk urine on myself and went walking in the woods... got butt pounded by 9 bull Elk and a couple hippies. Not doing that again!
Just to be sure I've done it 5 times since. Thinking I'm correct, need more confirmation.
Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 23, 2020 08:48 PM (/bKlZ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:48 PM (bkUtD)
Why would he not be? It's the big Tranzi Globalist bun-toss, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 08:45 PM (LxWV7)
Yup it's where all the farking geniuses who can't tell their ass from their elbow get together to tell us how to live. It's why Greta She Wolf of Global Warming was a big hit there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 08:48 PM (xRrgZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 08:41 PM (NWiLs)
Good word!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:43 PM (2B9A/)
Thank you. One of the few things I remember from middle school band.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 08:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 08:49 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 08:49 PM (pw+jk)
Yeah, we're only midway through an impeachment due to that court's failings. You'd think, if they were responsible stewards of democracy, the'd have acted a bit more properly and urgently. But, no, it too has been central to the abusive powers of State.
It's a travesty. A theoretically powerful but useful tool has been destroyed and cannot be trusted. History will be and should be cruel to that institution. The damage it has left in its wake is immeasurable and, mostly, unknown.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 23, 2020 08:49 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2020 08:49 PM (UPWzt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
change of plans George. we're making a quick stop in Budapest to pick something up for Melania
Posted by: PDT at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (pw+jk)
I particularly like his thread about the DOJs response to McCabe's lawsuit about wrongful termination.
Shockingly, not a sternly worded letter.
More of a LOL Go Fuck Yourself.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 23, 2020 08:51 PM (sWM8x)
It's a travesty. A theoretically powerful but useful tool has been destroyed and cannot be trusted.
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Cast it into the fires of Mount Doom.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 08:51 PM (jW9oF)
Down in Africa.
Posted by: Gunga Peas at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM
I love peanut butter! I love Africa!
https://twitter.com/BarstoolReags/status/1215459606681530368
Posted by: sh!t Bill Walton says at January 23, 2020 08:52 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 23, 2020 08:52 PM (XN+hF)
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Cast it into the fires of Mount Doom.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Burn the House.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 08:52 PM (Jk+3L)
Nunes doesn't strike me as the sort who'd want a statue of himself, but looking like he'll merit one.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (El6T/)
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If I were given total power tonight at midnight, Nunes would be one of a single-digit number of legislators who were alive at daybreak.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 08:52 PM (uKj5K)
There's an untapped customer base there.
Notes of Fudge with a Nutty Finish.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 08:47 PM (Et8Un)
==
Quick and witty banter like this is why I love this place.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 08:52 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 23, 2020 08:52 PM (B06Zw)
It's just wild, in a fun way.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:52 PM (El6T/)
It used to be that I would believe and say "Just go away. You can have your ill gotten gains, but just leave the field of play". It's turned into "They're dead? Did you watch the game last night?"
We get treated as pawns by these clowns, where our main purpose is to be used by them for their own gain. We are to them, like ants are to us. This ass clown has no idea how insulting he is every time he talks. Yet, people eat it up.
The Bush family wanted a dynasty.
The Clinton family wanted a dynasty.
The Kennedy family wanted a dynasty.
They hand off peerages to dead politicians. Murkowski, Dingle, Chafee. People vote for Romney though in different states because his old man was a governor. Rockefellers spread out to different states.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 08:52 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (ufFY
Did you beat your feet on it, like the songs says?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 08:52 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 23, 2020 08:53 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: IC
Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 08:53 PM (fp3O8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 08:54 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 23, 2020 08:52 PM (B06Zw)
LOTR used the sound for the Nazgul, I think. They used loon cries too, for sumpin'.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:54 PM (9JsKh)
Deschutes River Black Butte Porter
Deschutes River Obsidian Stout
If I was to start drinking again it would be those two delicious nectars.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 08:54 PM (fp3O8)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (xRrgZ)
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Danica unretires from racing and goes back to being a mediocre racer? Truthfully she had more balls than I would have, it's just most of her career was her being a novelty act.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 08:55 PM (VYwSh)
We gave the Patriot Act nearly twenty years. It's time to shut this shit down, because the Dems will never stop trying to get around the rules for their own gain.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:55 PM (bkUtD)
I miss the elk bugling.
Down in Africa.
Posted by: Gunga Peas at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (/bKlZ)
Obligatory (superior Leo Morrachioli metal version):
https://tinyurl.com/y4xfjwa9
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 08:55 PM (ufFY8)
As Schiff stands center-stage at an impeachment proceeding.
* anyone with a background, common sense, and paying attention of course knew Nunes had always been correct and/or trying to get at the truth
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:56 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:56 PM (9JsKh)
And yoga... don't forget the yoga.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:57 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:57 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2020 08:57 PM (UPWzt)
We gave the Patriot Act nearly twenty years. It's time to shut this shit down, because the Dems will never stop trying to get around the rules for their own gain.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:55 PM (bkUtD)
This. If Trump eliminated the TSA, he deserves a spot on Rushmore, no bullshit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:58 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:54 PM (9JsKh)
Actually, I think they used screaming pigs. No, really.
Posted by: Ned Beatty at January 23, 2020 08:58 PM (l3+k2)
My mistake. Thought it was implements under GWB
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 08:58 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
Oblig. from Blazing Saddles:
https://tinyurl.com/Authentic-Frontier-CornPop
I defy anyone to prove that Biden is more comprehensible than the legendary Gabby Johnson.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 08:58 PM (fp3O8)
I'd be surprised if he doesn't have a secret lair buried in the surrounding mountains.
It's probably full of all his hairless cats.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 08:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:54 PM (9JsKh)
Actually, I think they used screaming pigs. No, really.
Posted by: Ned Beatty at January 23, 2020 08:58 PM (l3+k2)
Ah Lolol!
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:58 PM (9JsKh)
https://tinyurl.com/y4xfjwa9
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
That's the Best Version of that song, easily.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 08:59 PM (fp3O8)
Posted by: Epobirs at January 23, 2020 08:59 PM (AJKgl)
anyone with a background, common sense, and paying attention of course knew Nunes had always been correct and/or trying to get at the truth
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:56 PM (El6T/)
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From the beginning, along with Admiral Mike Rogers, Nunes has attempted to prevent the monstrous abuse of authority we've seen unfold.
One of the last important patriots in American history.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 08:59 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2020 08:20 PM (gsRPK)
The last person that said something like that to me had to learn to whistle with his feet.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 23, 2020 09:00 PM (2N7oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/tz5p6xr
Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 09:00 PM (wiXsO)
Nunes is a bona fide patriot, the number of them with tangible power circulating DC you could probably fit in a Greyhound.
He's the very definition of public servant.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 23, 2020 09:00 PM (6eEQ+)
The one that features Heavy Metal Hannah?
BRB...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 09:00 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:56 PM (9JsKh)
Flock of Seagulls were a bunch of terrorist lovers: And I Ran.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:01 PM (Y8PSl)
Obligatory (superior Leo Morrachioli metal version):
The one that features Heavy Metal Hannah?
BRB...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 09:00 PM (HaL55)
Yes. She is cute.
A One, certainly..
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2020 09:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 23, 2020 08:42 PM (2N7oZ)
We had a three man comm Center. Sent the morning status report, spent the rest of the day drinking coffee and sending haitch jays.
Whoo.. Almost fell for it.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 23, 2020 09:02 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:54 PM (9JsKh)
Actually, I think they used screaming pigs. No, really.
Posted by: Ned Beatty at January 23, 2020 08:58 PM (l3+k2)
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The truth is that it was Peter Jackson's wife when she had a really bad cold. Yes, I watch with the commentary track on.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 09:02 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:54 PM (9JsKh)
Actually, I think they used screaming pigs. No, really.
Posted by: Ned Beatty at J
Probably was a mix of animal sounds. Like they did for the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. It was mostly elephant but I believe they used other animal sounds in it as well.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 09:03 PM (p3fnR)
Posted by: Grand Rapids at January 23, 2020 09:03 PM (Xo3T0)
Listen, Liawatha. You're a bit late to the party, aren't you? We launched those investigations before Trump was even inaugurated. Do you watch the news?
Posted by: MFM DNC BIRM at January 23, 2020 09:03 PM (6eEQ+)
(B) The Democrats are like a buffalo being dragged down by a crocodile - making lots of noise and flailing violently about, but the end is already known.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 23, 2020 09:03 PM (in24S)
Well, let me rephrase it this way. Know why those Bull Elk have such dark colored bellies and legs?
Yeah, during the rut, the piss all over themselves to make themselves as smelly as possible.
In Elk-land, it seems that the ladies really go for the stinkiest buck.
Makes ya wonder though. Are Bull Elks democrats? You know, with the constant pissing all over themselves.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2020 09:03 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 23, 2020 09:03 PM (LXk//)
And yoga... don't forget the yoga.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 08:57 PM (3H9h1)
Aaron Rodgers refuses to throw a baby in her? Why is this?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 09:03 PM (inFcx)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 09:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:56 PM (9JsKh)
Flock of Seagulls were a bunch of terrorist lovers: And I Ran.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:01 PM (Y8PSl)
Huh. The things I learn here. I just picked a name at random, and whaddya know? I thought about using Tears for Fears.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:03 PM (9JsKh)
It was not created by the Patriot Act but it was supercharged and expanded by the Patriot Act allowing them to do the things they did against the Trump campaign.
Before the Patriot Act FISA could only be taken out against people directly related to terrorists groups, after it they could essentially take out a FISA against anyone.
So the Patriot Act is directly related to FISA and it's abuses.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 23, 2020 09:04 PM (yefUV)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Donald will have such fun with that if, by some miracle, she becomes the nominee.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 09:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hope at January 23, 2020 09:05 PM (QLPEO)
That's a great way to encourage the Trump family to declare itself Imperial.
I don't suppose Fauxcahontas has read Commentarii de Bello Civili. or Appian or Plutarch
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 23, 2020 09:06 PM (ykYG2)
Sort of funny listening to Hannity complain about Schiff filling their time with repetition
"repeating themselves like a broken record buh buh buh buh"
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 23, 2020 09:06 PM (LXk//)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
https://tinyurl.com/y4xfjwa9
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
That's the Best Version of that song, easily.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 08:59 PM (fp3O
He did a video where he's wearing his bunny suit and just going through a mall while playing a guitar. All a single take just going through a crowded mall. Fake playing a guitar.
https://youtu.be/yNENVZFHutQ
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 09:07 PM (p3fnR)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:54 PM (9JsKh)
Actually, I think they used screaming pigs. No, really.
Posted by: Ned Beatty at J
Probably was a mix of animal sounds. Like they did for the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. It was mostly elephant but I believe they used other animal sounds in it as well.
Posted by: Buzzion
I figured it was Yoko dropping a deuce
Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 09:07 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
And yer verdict?
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:07 PM (9JsKh)
And nothing in any law "allowed" the perps in this instance to do what they did. That's, uh, kind why they are "perps".
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 09:07 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Fantasy Trump... at January 23, 2020 09:08 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 23, 2020 09:08 PM (B+t5k)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/t6h2s5n
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 09:08 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Buzzion
I figured it was Yoko dropping a deuce
Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 09:07 PM (nFwvY)
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"You all right in there, luv?"
Posted by: John Lennon at January 23, 2020 09:08 PM (jW9oF)
So after 4 years of nothing but orangemanbad it will continue after she's elected. At least she won't have time to do the other insane shit she wants to do.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
Forty Creek Barrel Select
Angel's Envy
Laphroig Quarter Cask
Damn it's good to be retired.
Posted by: Grand Rapids at January 23, 2020 09:09 PM (Xo3T0)
That sound would surely cause a bull elk stampede.
To get away.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 09:09 PM (HaL55)
Since we aren't privy to just about any of it, I'd suspect that under GWB, it was put on steroids. Now that had something to do with actual terrorism, so that was valid. But how much wasn't valid that we'll never know? And how much further was it abused under Obama?
I feel pretty comfortable asserting that it was abused significantly more in recent times as opposed to when it was first created. And that has always been the danger with governments made up up flawed - if not criminal - people. All State apparatus will be abused.
And that's why the Founders insisted upon the 2nd Amendment.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 23, 2020 09:10 PM (6eEQ+)
you're right- if memory serves she posted just one race win, an IndyCar race at motegi. Like Marcellus Wallace said, if you were gonna be great, you'd have been great by now.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:10 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
And yer verdict?
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:07 PM (9JsKh)
I like it. It's only 4.5 percent alcohol so it's a little lighter.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
"As your President, I'm going to undo everything done by every President since Purple Rain hit theaters..."
Posted by: Fantasy Trump... at January 23, 2020 09:08 PM (7PQBV)
"since Valentino died"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 23, 2020 09:10 PM (in24S)
"As your President, I'm going to undo everything done by every President since Purple Rain hit theaters..."
Posted by: Fantasy Trump... at January 23, 2020 09:08 PM (7PQBV)
"since Valentino died"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 23, 2020 09:10 PM (in24S)
Goes to compare Valentino's death to Coolidge Administration
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:11 PM (9JsKh)
I had a half pint of Hoof Hearted black lager today.
Posted by: Northernlurker
Give me some beers that are Hoof Hearted beers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 09:12 PM (aKsyK)
So after 4 years of nothing but orangemanbad it will continue after she's elected. At least she won't have time to do the other insane shit she wants to do.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
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2020 Trump loses for some reason. She wins.
Rs take the House + Senate.
Trump immediately announces for 2024.
She does her thing.
The House starts impeachment proceedings, stating precedent.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 09:13 PM (VYwSh)
Where the bull elk do trumpet all day.
OK, everybody now!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 09:14 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 23, 2020 09:15 PM (ykYG2)
Since we aren't privy to just about any of it, I'd suspect that under GWB, it was put on steroids. Now that had something to do with actual terrorism, so that was valid. But how much wasn't valid that we'll never know? And how much further was it abused under Obama?
I feel pretty comfortable asserting that it was abused significantly more in recent times as opposed to when it was first created. And that has always been the danger with governments made up up flawed - if not criminal - people. All State apparatus will be abused.
And that's why the Founders insisted upon the 2nd Amendment.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 23, 2020 09:10 PM (6eEQ+)
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1968.
1968 is where we need to roll back their surveillance authority.
Johnson's bullshit (BIRM) Safe Streets Act began all this garbage with Title III wiretaps. It also jumpstarted the aggressive gun control movement.
Back then it was crime he used for the excuse, rather than his own fucked-up disaster of a war.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 09:15 PM (uKj5K)
you're right- if memory serves she posted just one race win, an IndyCar race at motegi. Like Marcellus Wallace said, if you were gonna be great, you'd have been great by now.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:10 P
Her victory was because that racing association was going belly up and about to be absorbed back into the other Indy car racing league. All the good drivers had already stopped going there.
She was an average driver. She would always be involved in wrecks. It was pretty rare for her to be the cause of them but she was always caught up in the aftermath. Because she wasn't good enough to be running up front or good enough to have the skills to avoid hitting the other crashing cars.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 09:18 PM (p3fnR)
Peter Jackson was married to Catherine the Great? Would that make him Peter the Great? I'm not sure if that's how this all works.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2020 09:18 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!) at January 23, 2020 09:19 PM (DMUuz)
Fuck that!
The Dem retard voters that WILL vote him into the nomination are not even paying attention.. the ones paying attention are voting for Lizzy and Bernie..
Joe gets all the dumbshits who haven't heard a word of what he's been spewing for the last 6 months..
After they nominate him, they might start paying attention.. and by then it wil be a "Holy fuck! What have I done?" moment..
Then the real fun will begin!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 23, 2020 09:19 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 09:19 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 09:19 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 23, 2020 09:20 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 09:18 PM (p3fnR)
I remember there was a big stir over her leading a few laps of the Indy 500 one year and getting her pic on the cover of SI. She was gonna be huge! But it never panned out.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:21 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 09:19 PM (PkVlr)
Nurse, continue to supply us with material. Your snorts have carried this thread. Salut!
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:22 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 09:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:23 PM (9JsKh)
https://tinyurl.com/y4xfjwa9
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
That's the Best Version of that song, easily.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 08:59 PM (fp3O
Yeah thats badass. The chick adds a great layer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!) at January 23, 2020 09:19 PM (DMUuz)
Yep, just like I miss an enlarged prostate.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:23 PM (Y8PSl)
Cruised through the threads I missed.
While I appreciate that people liked my portrayal of Jonah as al-Jabba bin Hutt, I have to disclose that Photoshopping Jonah Goldberg onto the the body of a grossly obese bearded man is trivially easy.
The entire thing, from seeing imp's idea to posting the image took six minutes, including color-correction.
Jonah's a natural.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 09:23 PM (uKj5K)
SHR took a pretty big gamble on her in NASCAR. She was with the team for (I think) 3 years? She probably made 3x as much for them in endorsements and ads than what she was paid.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 09:24 PM (3H9h1)
super dead. First member of Congress to succumb to the coronavirus or
suicide by drowning in a five gallon bucket of water.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade
.............
There was a Babylon Bee post today that showed a fake tweet from Hillary tweeting her heartfelt condolences at Tulsi's suicide.. "RIP"
The twist was Hillary posted it a day early!
here it is..
https://tinyurl.com/yxohwyoj
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 23, 2020 09:24 PM (CjFDo)
https://tinyurl.com/y4xfjwa9
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
That's the Best Version of that song, easily.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 08:59 PM (fp3O
Yeah thats badass. The chick adds a great layer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)
Leo is a fuckin' beast.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 09:18 PM (p3fnR)
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Running in the low 20s tends to do that. Over half the field is in front of you. She had the same equipment and I assume the same setup sheets as her teammates and didn't get it done. It's not a woman either, it's a talent thing. Even if you were SHR and the checks weren't bouncing it must be disheartening to have these cars over here and "Oh yeah, her over there". "Hey Groundhog, we are transferring you over to crew for Danica next year." "Fucking great, thanks. Thanks a lot". You end up working harder having to bend sheet metal back with no reward for doing so by having her finish consistently in the top 20, never mind "The Chase".
Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 09:26 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Unwoke Austere at January 23, 2020 09:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 09:28 PM (p3fnR)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
I pretty much liked his Civil War series, although some people did not.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:29 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2020 09:29 PM (lnyJN)
Which "war"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2020 09:30 PM (gsRPK)
I did not know that.
I shall return posthaste, just as soon as this song is over
Free - Going Down Slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j2PuNwQTr8
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 09:30 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 09:31 PM (oVJmc)
I went over the border, today. To NH.
Went to Wallmart -- no sales tax.
NH has 7 digit license plates so the vanity plates are much better. Today I saw:
COOWHIP
and
SKYWAKR
Skywacker? I don't get it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 09:32 PM (fMe9w)
Which "war"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2020
WW II
The stories about wives and mothers receiving the telegram are heartbreaking.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:32 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2020 09:32 PM (K22Va)
That was a weird segment on Tucker. I really hope the report that the "moderate" Dems and the rabid Commies are tearing into each other is true. And, after watching this Biden clip, I want him to get the nomination. I really want to see him debate Trump.
Sanders is scarier to me than Biden.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 09:33 PM (d6Ksn)
I'm pretty old... not much into "metal" but that was awesome.
This is more my speed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 09:33 PM (3H9h1)
The stories about wives and mothers receiving the telegram are heartbreaking.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:32 PM (Uu+Jp)
Thanks, and yes it should be tough to watch!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2020 09:34 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2020 09:34 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
I pretty much liked his Civil War series, although some people did not.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:29 PM (9JsKh)
To my surprise, quite a few conservatives are saying good things about it. I assumed it would be Commie propaganda because Burns is a lefty, but they're saying it is very fair - and tough on LBJ and the media.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 09:35 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: DocJ at January 23, 2020 09:35 PM (ISBVC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
I pretty much liked his Civil War series, although some people did not.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:29 PM (9JsKh)
To my surprise, quite a few conservatives are saying good things about it. I assumed it would be Commie propaganda because Burns is a lefty, but they're saying it is very fair - and tough on LBJ and the media.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 09:35 PM (d6Ksn)
My mistake. You're talking about his WWII documentary. I was referring to the one about Vietnam.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 09:36 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2020 09:37 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: BIDEN inc. a .gov subsidiary at January 23, 2020 09:37 PM (Pgcou)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 09:37 PM (wiXsO)
So Obama is thinking about criticizing Bernie because Barry doesn't want him to get the nomination?
That was a weird segment on Tucker. I really hope the report that
the "moderate" Dems and the rabid Commies are tearing into each other is
true. And, after watching this Biden clip, I want him to get the
nomination. I really want to see him debate Trump.
Sanders is scarier to me than Biden.
Posted by: DonnaV. at January 23, 2020 09:33 PM (d6Ksn)
I'm really hoping there is a civil war in the Dem Party just like the commies had in the middle of the Spanish Civil War
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 09:38 PM (xRrgZ)
Very well done imho, unlike the Vietnam War one.
Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2020 09:37 PM (K22Va)
Is it on TV now?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 09:38 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:38 PM (Uu+Jp)
Youtube just recommended a vid to me: WTF Is Shortening?
That's a good question.
Reminds me of the time, long ago, when we here asked WTF Is Nougat? Yeah, we did the wtf is nougat first on the internet. I believe.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 09:38 PM (fMe9w)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 09:38 PM (N30JC)
>>From Hannity:
>>DOJ tells FISA that Page renewals were illegal
Heh.
Maaaaybe.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 09:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Very well done imho, unlike the Vietnam War one.
Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2020 09:37 PM (K22Va)
Is it on TV now?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 09:38 PM (d6Ksn)
Netflix
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 09:38 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:39 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 09:39 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 09:40 PM (N30JC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 09:40 PM (3H9h1)
Nunes doesn't strike me as the sort who'd want a statue of himself, but looking like he'll merit one.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (El6T/)
---------
If I were given total power tonight at midnight, Nunes would be one of a single-digit number of legislators who were alive at daybreak.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 08:52 PM (uKj5K)
Hmm, the term "legislators" is rather generic, almost like you're not limiting yourself to congresscritters...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 23, 2020 09:40 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2020 09:40 PM (3H9h1)
Heh.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:41 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 09:41 PM (N30JC)
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 09:41 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Ann Jina at January 23, 2020 09:42 PM (2oYEN)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:42 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2020 09:43 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2020 09:41 PM (l3+k2)
But the leavening rose us out of it.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:43 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2020 09:43 PM (zlgJP)
Lard vs Crisco. And so it begins.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:43 PM (9JsKh)
Maaaaybe.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 09:38 PM (ZLI7S)
I figured but was too lazy to check.
Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2020 09:44 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 09:44 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Downcast at January 23, 2020 09:45 PM (mhd8v)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2020 09:43 PM (zlgJP)
Mom never used lard, only Crisco. Her pie crusts were always crispy and tasty.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:45 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 09:44 PM (7PQBV)
And then the batterimy does when you're halfway home.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 09:46 PM (p3fnR)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Oh go ahead. We beat a meme to death around here, without batting an eye.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:46 PM (9JsKh)
Posted by: artemis at January 23, 2020 09:46 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2020 09:43 PM (zlgJP)
Lard vs Crisco. And so it begins.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:43 PM (9JsKh)
My vote is on butter.
Posted by: Marlon Brando at January 23, 2020 09:47 PM (mhd8v)
Thing about having a tesla at least a model 3 is that its a damn mobile
theater, you can park and wait for your kid for two hours and just sit
there and binge netflix, youtube,etc. It's the Soccer Mom Miracle.
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 09:44 PM (7PQBV)
And then you go to take the little darlings home and discover that you used up the juice you needed to go home while watching the new Netflix series "The Many Conquests of The Paolo."
But who could blame you?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 23, 2020 09:47 PM (in24S)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2020 09:47 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: tubal
I have no idea what the otter meme is about
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:46 PM (9JsKh)
Dead horses breathe a sigh of relief. Or is that decomposition gases escaping?
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:48 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:47 PM (iTXRQ)
It is about surprises.
And back doors.
Very personal - Adam Schiff knows and that's why his eyes are that way.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 23, 2020 09:49 PM (in24S)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:49 PM (9JsKh)
Shortening is like Wax Paper -- You never use these things in your cabinet but you know it's important just to have them in the house.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 09:49 PM (fMe9w)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Something along these lines.
https://stoatnet.org/otter.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2020 09:49 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:45 PM (Y8PSl)
I swear I thought that, once upon a time, Crisco was lard!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2020 09:50 PM (gsRPK)
And back doors.
Very personal - Adam Schiff knows and that's why his eyes are that way.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
those otters are clever
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:50 PM (iTXRQ)
Be careful what you ask for around here and don't drop the soap.
Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2020 09:50 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Unwoke Austere at January 23, 2020 09:50 PM (DMUuz)
Among other things.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2020 09:51 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:46 PM (9JsKh)
Dead horses breathe a sigh of relief. Or is that decomposition gases escaping?
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:48 PM (Y8PSl)
Whew!
- The Chicken
Posted by: DocJ at January 23, 2020 09:51 PM (ISBVC)
Shortening is like Wax Paper -- You never use these things in your cabinet but you know it's important just to have them in the house.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 09:49 PM (fMe9w)
Shortening has been found in Neanderthal burials that was still edible.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 09:51 PM (9JsKh)
https://stoatnet.org/otter.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin
okay that got a chuckle. I needed that
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:51 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 09:49 PM (fMe9w)
And baking powder. You need this even if you don't know what you're supposed to do with it and don't even bake anything.
The tin will be opened, and half full, but you didn't open or use it. What would you even use it for?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2020 09:52 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 09:52 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January
Thought that was Sanford
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 09:52 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 09:52 PM (p3fnR)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Indeed on the Baking Powder.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 09:53 PM (fMe9w)
Fake news: the prerogative of congressmen, whenever they feel that Caesar Man Bad.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 23, 2020 09:53 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2020 09:50 PM (gsRPK)
Lard has to be refrigerated, Crisco does not. Using Crisco means no waiting time for the lard to soften before making a pie crust.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:53 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January
Thought that was Sanford
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 09:52 PM (B7KlG) "
Cucks everywhere agree !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2020 09:53 PM (zlgJP)
Oh no, its smarter than that.
I'm thinking what my dating life would have been like and waiting for daughter to ask for the thing...
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 09:54 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 23, 2020 09:54 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 09:52 PM (B7KlG)
He's a great, big dummy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 09:54 PM (xRrgZ)
And baking powder. You need this even if you don't know what you're supposed to do with it and don't even bake anything.
The tin will be opened, and half full, but you didn't open or use it. What would you even use it for?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 20
Your kids are going to want to make a volcano some day.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 09:54 PM (p3fnR)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2020 09:52 PM (t+qrx)
Biscuits. Ask Mirandy for her sure-fire recipe:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=pgn_aNCBXKw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 09:55 PM (LxWV7)
If biden was speaking in front of queers and the like, he'd say trannies are more manly than men. He would.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 09:55 PM (fMe9w)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 09:55 PM (fMe9w)
Considering the soyboys in the Democrat Party, he'd be right.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:56 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 23, 2020 09:54 PM (a4qVe)
I need to go buy more pancake mix when I make pancakes, because whatever's left in the cabinet from the last time I made pancakes is five years old and stale.
Also I'm probably out of milk or whatever.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2020 09:56 PM (K22Va)
I think I was trying to make my own chicken nuggets in the deepfryer
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Builder Berg at January 23, 2020 09:57 PM (JXzy/)
Bessie The Dead Horse says "Hi."
Also, "Ack!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 09:57 PM (HaL55)
Also I'm probably out of milk or whatever.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)
I keep the Bisquik in the fridge.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:58 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 09:58 PM (fMe9w)
Also I'm probably out of milk or whatever.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)
That's sad, Sunday mornings are pancake mornings at our house.
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 23, 2020 09:58 PM (a4qVe)
I rate his statement as "Somewhat True".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2020 09:59 PM (9K5Qj)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Oh, I do use that. It's for thickening gravies and stir-fry sauces.
I'll take yours if you're not using it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2020 09:59 PM (t+qrx)
I think I was trying to make my own chicken nuggets in the deepfryer
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 09:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Cornstarch = Quickie thickener for a gravy
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 09:59 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2020 09:59 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 10:00 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Wenda at January 23, 2020 10:33 PM (oS/8T)
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