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Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv Arrested for Assault

Bad boys bad boys, watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you...?

Lock him up.

Transgender activist Jessica Yaniv was reportedly arrested after attacking Canadian journalist Keenan Bexte outside of court.

"Yaniv has been ordered to cease all contact with me, both directly and indirectly," Bexte told the Post Millennial on Wednesday. "I can’t wait for the day when Yaniv is put away for the long haul. (Yaniv) is dangerous and unpredictable."

They say the female of the species is more deadly than the male, which is entirely irrelevant in the current case, which involves a lunatic man in Party City wig.

I just thought I'd mention that as a completely unrelated Fun Fact.

Unfortunately, he's in Canada, so they 1, wouldn't dare arrest a violent lunatic transexual, and 2, if they did, they'd lock him up with very unfortunate women.

Also: Trans extremists have successfully gotten the UK government to investigate Piers Morgan for the "hate crime" of responding to a claim that there are 100 genders -- 100! -- by declaring himself to be a penguin, and demanding to be permitted into the penguin enclosure at the zoo.

State. Criminal. Investigation.

Posted by: Ace at 07:13 PM




Comments

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1 He's an ugly man and an ugly woman.

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2020 07:15 PM (X/Pw5)

2 Oh, Canada.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 07:16 PM (QLPEO)

3 Second place First!

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 07:16 PM (QLPEO)

4 Why is the dick on his face?

Posted by: Year of the Rat at January 23, 2020 07:17 PM (6NrX6)

5 Protip Jessica: Get yourself hired by the FBI in the USA and you'll never have to endure such oppression again.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 07:17 PM (WqPYg)

6 Lounges around. Smokes a smoke.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 07:17 PM (QLPEO)

7 Is that the infamous corona virus?

Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM (J3Rfi)

8 He is a scumbag predator who has been getting away with hate crimes against minority women and underaged girls. Hope he finally gets nailed to the wall. Knowing Canada, though, he'll get to serve his sentence in a women's prison.

Posted by: runningrn at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM (EZJ/Z)

9 Xe identifies as a linebacker

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM (flINI)

10 You told me, I see you rise
But, it always falls
I see you come, I see you go
You say, "All things pass into the night"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM (ykYG2)

11 Well, can we blame hormone imbalance? This guy was reportedly like Mel from Alice dressed up in drag, right?

Probably just simpler to label him an unbalanced asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM (2B9A/)

12 Would you fukc me? I'd fukc me.

Posted by: Jame Yaniv at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM (BRpqW)

13 Preeecious.......

Posted by: Jame Yaniv at January 23, 2020 07:19 PM (BRpqW)

14 So....will he *like* boy jail?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 07:19 PM (ufFY8)

15 Might be snakes this time.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/22/health/snakes-wuhan-coronavirus-outbreak-conversation-partner/

Posted by: Year of the Rat at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (6NrX6)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)

17 Never downshift your tranny from 75 to reverse.

Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (ATCV4)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (M/9m0)

19 I think this thing has received far too much attention.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (dNzKv)

20 But it's normal. Not a mental condition.

Nope. Not at all. Nuh uh...

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)

21 14 So....will he *like* boy jail?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 07:19 PM (ufFY

No, he'll want to be in Girl Jail, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (2B9A/)

22 I was working on my car and googled up busted tranny and this story came up.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (ZfRYq)

23 It is now qualified to be prime minister.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 07:21 PM (dNzKv)

24 I hope he has a long long time to get used to big boy jail.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 07:21 PM (ufFY8)

25 Unfortunately, he's in Canada, so they 1, wouldn't dare arrest a violent
lunatic transexual, and 2, if they did, they'd lock him up with very
unfortunate women.
---
He's exactly what Canadians seem to want.

Every institution backed him up. Even now, they really don't want to punish him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 07:21 PM (cfSRQ)

26 Xhe's a super freak

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2020 07:21 PM (M+Lyo)

27 Otter clapping furiously.

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:21 PM (SW7Pm)

28 Ooooo oooo that smell,

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 07:21 PM (Jj+59)

29 What does he do, this "man" you seek......

Posted by: Dr. Lecter at January 23, 2020 07:21 PM (BRpqW)

30 Bleccccch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

31 He'll end up killing someone, and the Media will be all " transphobia drove it to it". Bet me.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:22 PM (9JsKh)

32 Party City vehemently objects to being credited with that thing's hair.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2020 07:22 PM (JoUsr)

33 That's a MAN baby!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 07:22 PM (bkUtD)

34 26
Xhe's a super freak

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2020 07:21 PM (M+Lyo)


The kind you don't take home to Mother....

Posted by: R. James at January 23, 2020 07:23 PM (ufFY8)

35 Megan Rapinoe is in love.

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:23 PM (SW7Pm)

36 Maybe Lizzie Warren would have a spot for him in her cabinet.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 07:23 PM (OQe0f)

37 He/she's gonna love it in PMITA prison.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 23, 2020 07:23 PM (R5lpX)

38 I was working on my car and googled up busted tranny and this story came up.
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (ZfRYq)

That is both hilarious and very wrong.

Posted by: tbodie. at January 23, 2020 07:23 PM (PukHz)

39 He has a whole skin suit made up of Nader's surgically removed fat folds.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 23, 2020 07:23 PM (BRpqW)

40 Regarding the prior thread, and it's probably already been said, but I can't be around here all day... I would like the request an amendment to the AoSHQ style guide to refer to George Steffinopolis as "Friend of Epstein."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2020 07:23 PM (hku12)

41 Dude, Dude, Dude don't look like a lady...

Posted by: runningrn at January 23, 2020 07:23 PM (EZJ/Z)

42 >>> Megan Rapinoe is in love.


I doubt even this dude would touch that Rapinoe skank.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2020 07:23 PM (bkUtD)

43 26 Xhe's a super freak
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2020 07:21 PM (M+Lyo)

Now that Linda Blair, there was a super freak. Just ask Rick James.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:23 PM (9JsKh)

44 I think this whole tranny thing can be reduced to people's self esteem. we are given a vision of what beauty is, and if we don't meet the bar, we are homely, ugly and shunned. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman "come out" and determine she wants to be a man? how about the other way around, have you ever seen a very handsome, muscular man decide he wants to be a woman?

society has determined if you aren't one of the beautiful people, you need to figure out what is wrong with you. you can't be you. you have to become something else.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 07:24 PM (d7Ww2)

45 Whatever happened to the "dude" that roundhouse kicked that woman in the face? That was Canada, so I'm guessing the punishment will be similar.

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

46 31
He'll end up killing someone, and the Media will be all " transphobia drove it to it". Bet me.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:22 PM (9JsKh)

---
The media is giving courage awards to men who beat the hell out of women in the octagon.

So brave!

I suspect he'll sue to get in women's prison, assault the inmates and they will be pressured not to complain for fear of being called bigots.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 07:24 PM (cfSRQ)

47 He's a mental case and his time is up.

Hopefully someone in the joint will take him out....

But it's Canada so he will probably be Assistant Warden in Charge of Nuthair Reduction or some such nonsense in a few months.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2020 07:24 PM (Z+IKu)

48 Now that Linda Blair, there was a super freak. Just ask Rick James.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:23 PM (9JsKh)

She made my head spin.

Posted by: R. James at January 23, 2020 07:24 PM (ufFY8)

49 Adam Schiff is executing a masterful prosecution. I do not know of a finer legal mind in all of history. Also, please remember me as a friend of the revolution and send me to the nice gulag.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 07:24 PM (dNzKv)

50 Started playing that Plague Inc app again.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 07:24 PM (inFcx)

51 For whom does the bell toll?

It doesn't toll for this freak.

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:25 PM (SW7Pm)

52 Better that 10,000 poor British girls be raped than one cop be called racist.

Posted by: Our Moral Superiors at January 23, 2020 07:25 PM (cfSRQ)

53 France is burning in over 10 cities. They want Macron gone.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 07:25 PM (inFcx)

54 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

A strong bull dyke, or a collection of female cons can end him, if he tries anything.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2020 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

55 For someone so insistent he is a woman, he puts very little effort into looking like one.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 23, 2020 07:25 PM (AD3JT)

56 Libertarians just a few short years go: "How does gay marriage affect YOOOOOOOOU?!!!"

All this madness is directly related to and flows out of gay marriage.

...And there are more surprises waiting in the wings.

("Surprises" for those not paying attention.)

Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2020 07:26 PM (v/dBi)

57 Lol yeah I have Plague Inc back up too. Did you start up in China?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 23, 2020 07:26 PM (B06Zw)

58 Is Paris Burning?

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:26 PM (9JsKh)

59 Metokur's going through the "Wu Flu".

https://tinyurl.com/qt7bucr

Posted by: Thrawn at January 23, 2020 07:26 PM (Ta69/)

60 You've got me burning...you've got me burning!

Posted by: Tech Noir at January 23, 2020 07:27 PM (BRpqW)

61 I have no comment on this freak, but I want to congratulate YD for his photoshop in the last thread.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2020 07:27 PM (r+sAi)

62 A strong bull dyke, or a collection of female cons can end him, if he tries anything.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2020 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

---
This guy literally was trying to host a pedo pool party and no one did anything.

The only reason he's getting prosecuted now is that they caught the beating on tape. He also had an illegal weapon in his home.

He'll get probation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 07:27 PM (cfSRQ)

63 Since they closed the asylums, the world has gone to hell in a handbasket. And the basket is burning.

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Is that the infamous corona virus?
Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM

For a given value of dickhead, yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 07:28 PM (rBtIz)

65 society has determined if you aren't one of the beautiful people, you need to figure out what is wrong with you. you can't be you. you have to become something else.
Posted by: nurse ratched

he took his sexual market value from 1 to negative 7 so that didn't work. or he's a perv looking for an angle.

Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 07:28 PM (nFwvY)

66 Anyone ever get the impression that Glenn Reynolds is a hypochondriac? His Insty posts seem rather health obsessive, at times.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:28 PM (9JsKh)

67 60s, missed it by 20

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 07:28 PM (ZCEU2)

68 Q: where is the strangest place you've ever made whoopie?

A: In the butt Bob. In the butt.

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:28 PM (SW7Pm)

69 It's British California Columbia not "Canada".

The Taser charge will be the interesting one a they's illegal.

He's listed by his real, male name in the charges so no women's prison for him.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2020 07:28 PM (TQ/zJ)

70 Lock him up?

S/he/it. Sheit.

Pronounced shit.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2020 07:29 PM (1g7ch)

71 63 Since they closed the asylums, the world has gone to hell in a handbasket. And the basket is burning.
Posted by: Sponge

but Cuckoo's Nest won an Oscar!

Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 07:29 PM (nFwvY)

72 66
Anyone ever get the impression that Glenn Reynolds is a hypochondriac? His Insty posts seem rather health obsessive, at times.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:28 PM (9JsKh)

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Yeah, unlike here, where health and weight issues are completely not ever discussed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 07:29 PM (cfSRQ)

73 Libertarians just a few short years go: "How does gay marriage affect YOOOOOOOOU?!!!"

All this madness is directly related to and flows out of gay marriage.

...And there are more surprises waiting in the wings.

("Surprises" for those not paying attention.)
Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2020 07:26 PM (v/dBi)



The argument still holds. I don't give a rat fuck who you want to partner with. I really don't give a damn if you want to cut your balls off and call yourself Charlene. There is a difference between allowing consenting adults to exercise their natural rights, and affording them special rights and privileges as a class.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 07:29 PM (dNzKv)

74 What do you do when your bed is burning?

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:30 PM (SW7Pm)

75 This guy need a serious psychiatrist except they mostly go along with this gender switch crap.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 07:30 PM (ZCEU2)

76 7
Is that the infamous corona virus?

could be worse. could be the dos equis virus.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Virus in the World at January 23, 2020 07:30 PM (sGtp+)

77 Xe's a lumberjack and xe's OK...

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 23, 2020 07:31 PM (sWM8x)

78 These freaks' 15 minutes of fame is just about up, along with fvcked up comfort animals on planes.

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2020 07:31 PM (K22Va)

79 56
Libertarians just a few short years go: "How does gay marriage affect YOOOOOOOOU?!!!"



All this madness is directly related to and flows out of gay marriage.



Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2020 07:26 PM (v/dBi)

---
I correctly predicted that once it became a Constitutional Right the game would change and that compulsion would quickly replace persuasion.

I wish I had been wrong, but I wasn't.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 07:31 PM (cfSRQ)

80 Sgt. Preston would have sicced Yukon King on him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 07:31 PM (eYD0A)

81 The argument still holds. I don't give a rat fuck who you want to partner with. I really don't give a damn if you want to cut your balls off and call yourself Charlene. There is a difference between allowing consenting adults to exercise their natural rights, and affording them special rights and privileges as a class.


Yup.

Posted by: Tech Noir at January 23, 2020 07:31 PM (BRpqW)

82 Can we still have emotional support cocaine?

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 07:31 PM (QLPEO)

83 >>> could be worse. could be the dos equis virus.


The Two Horse virus.
Don't even ask how they get that.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2020 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

84 82
Can we still have emotional support cocaine?

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 07:31 PM (QLPEO)

---
I've got mine!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, USN (Ret.) at January 23, 2020 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)

85 These things should be studied, not celebrated. Sorry. They're damaged.

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

86 If Ace sells to Salem we can all call Glenn daddy .

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 07:33 PM (Jj+59)

87 I really hope JackStraw is correct about Rosenstein because there are a few people elsewhere who deserve massive shit sammiches and I'm prepared to make sure they swallow every fucking bit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2020 07:33 PM (y7DUB)

88 He actually is a more convincing looking gut AFTER his remodel, IMO.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:33 PM (9JsKh)

89 gut=guy. Jeez. Although, gut kinda works too.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:34 PM (9JsKh)

90 >>> Anyone ever get the impression that Glenn Reynolds is a hypochondriac? His Insty posts seem rather health obsessive, at times.
Posted by: tubal

He is indeed a health fanatic of sorts. Big into weight training, and supplements I would say.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 07:35 PM (ilTjN)

91 Halper was paid a cool million by the DOD.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 07:35 PM (dNzKv)

92 LOLGF
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Instead of airing the impeachment trial, Fox News fed viewers pro-Trump opinion in prime time
By Oliver Darcy, CNN Business

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2020 07:36 PM (KrslG)

93 I don't care about Yaniv or the pansy "reporter" who's putting so much effort in to covering him instead of just decking him as he should have. They are both wastes of valuable oxygen and skin.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

94 90 >>> Anyone ever get the impression that Glenn Reynolds is a hypochondriac? His Insty posts seem rather health obsessive, at times.
Posted by: tubal

He is indeed a health fanatic of sorts. Big into weight training, and supplements I would say.
Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 07:35 PM (ilTjN)

Didn't he marry Dr. Helen Smith?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 07:38 PM (inFcx)

95 I was working on my car and googled up busted tranny and this story came up.
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020

You made me laugh. And it's been a rough day. Thanks!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 23, 2020 07:38 PM (2GPSc)

96 Hmmm.... that Metokur guy just said that China's only LEvel 4 Biohazard Facility is located in...Wuhan.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 07:38 PM (ufFY8)

97 have you ever seen a very handsome, muscular man decide he wants to be a woman?


Bruce Jenner?

Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 07:38 PM (Rbu5d)

98 Libertarians just a few short years go: "How does gay marriage affect YOOOOOOOOU?!!!"

All this madness is directly related to and flows out of gay marriage.

...And there are more surprises waiting in the wings.

("Surprises" for those not paying attention.)
Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2020 07:26 PM (v/dBi)



The argument still holds. I don't give a rat fuck who you want to partner with. I really don't give a damn if you want to cut your balls off and call yourself Charlene. There is a difference between allowing consenting adults to exercise their natural rights, and affording them special rights and privileges as a class.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

----

You act like you live in a world with no activists.

How do you make something perfectly legal and then say "You're forbidden to present this to school children"?

Because that's exactly what's going on. It's all legal, so we have activists flooding the schools to "teach" this to kids.

It MUST be publicly declared insanity, so that will be the viewpoint passed on to children.

"Hey, I don't care" is exactly what it sounds like: surrender.

Society has to take a stand one way or the other.

We now have "the other."

Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2020 07:39 PM (v/dBi)

99 And people are surprised when sexual degenerates are found beaten to death in some alley ion the rough side of town.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at January 23, 2020 07:39 PM (Pgcou)

100 I got one of Gwyneth Paltrow's $75 candles and let me tell you--it sure doesn't smell like MY vagina.

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at January 23, 2020 07:39 PM (sWM8x)

101 The only thing missing is xir's tenured professorship.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 23, 2020 07:40 PM (2GPSc)

102 Blue Oyster Cult- Burnin' for you

Posted by: free tibet at January 23, 2020 07:40 PM (Ydn2k)

103 Yeah, the UK cannot wait to surrender to islam. Prosecuting people who make fun of the crazy is now an industry. As is throwing anyone in jail for even hinting that islam is the not the best thing in the world since the beginning of the time. Also... they prosecute anyone who mentions that a muslim is raping someone, because everyone knows that young at risk girls are all hos who want to be gang banged by muslims for years on end until they try to kill themselves.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 07:41 PM (gauLa)

104 I had forgotten about the Cooch Candles that Gwynnie pimps. What a nutter.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:41 PM (9JsKh)

105 96 Hmmm.... that Metokur guy just said that China's only LEvel 4 Biohazard Facility is located in...Wuhan.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 07:38 PM (ufFY

Yeah, 9 miles away from the market where the virus was thought to originate from.

I'm getting black pilled here.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 23, 2020 07:41 PM (Ta69/)

106 97 have you ever seen a very handsome, muscular man decide he wants to be a woman?


Bruce Jenner?
Posted by: Flyover


the dude was wearing very gay shorts in the Olympics back in 76. I think he just wanted to be pegged.

Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 07:41 PM (nFwvY)

107 I wish I had been wrong, but I wasn't.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 07:31 PM (cfSRQ)
---
I warned that people were being forced to swallow too much to be "reasonable", and we were making conversations dumber.

I called it "mindsluge". And it was. And all conversations *have* become dumber. And I also warned of the conflicting tranny stuff that was coming right behind SSM. And we are now required, in order to be "rational and civil" people to regurgitate doublethink.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2020 07:42 PM (KrslG)

108 I got one of Gwyneth Paltrow's $75 candles and let me tell you--it sure doesn't smell like MY vagina.
Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at January 23, 2020 07:39 PM (sWM8x)


Because your vagina is a butthole.

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

109 Bruce Jenner?
Posted by: Flyover


By the time he decided to be a girl, he was neither handsome nor muscular. He was seriously fucked up.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 07:42 PM (vlFzY)

110
>>> Anyone ever get the impression that Glenn Reynolds is a
hypochondriac? His Insty posts seem rather health obsessive, at times.

Posted by: tubal



He is indeed a health fanatic of sorts. Big into weight training, and supplements I would say.

--

Yeah, I've noticed.

He also seems to like corraling health articles about studies, new treatments and cures, outlooks on different diseases, things like that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2020 07:42 PM (JoUsr)

111 >>> I really hope JackStraw is correct about Rosenstein because there are a few people elsewhere who deserve massive shit sammiches and I'm prepared to make sure they swallow every fucking bit.
Posted by: Captain Hate

I've been wanting to ask about Rosenstein: Does anyone worse remember when Barr did that early presser to summarize the Mueller report, and Rosenstein was out there with him. Didn't Barr bestow on him some very glowing and complimentary accolades prior to the reading summary? If that is correct, given what we now know about Rosenstein, what does that portend about Barr?

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 07:43 PM (ilTjN)

112 Lindsey Graham says he will be following up on the Bidens and Ukraine after the impeachment.

I still can't believe how stupid the Democrats were to spend all that time today talking about the Bidens and Burisma. They walked right into it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)

113 Blue Oyster Cult- Burnin' for you
Posted by: free tibet at January 23, 2020 07:40 PM (Ydn2k)
---
What are songs secretly about STDs?

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2020 07:43 PM (KrslG)

114 For someone so insistent he is a woman, he puts very little effort into looking like one.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 23, 2020 07:25 PM (AD3JT)


"Well, She's a Guy, So"

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 23, 2020 07:43 PM (2N7oZ)

115 I need my emotional support cheerleader squad

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 07:44 PM (7PQBV)

116 This dude's real problem is oppositional defiant disorder. He gets off on senselessly antagonizing everyone he can.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

117 "Hey, I don't care" is exactly what it sounds like: surrender.



Society has to take a stand one way or the other.



We now have "the other."




Yep. It went from "Civil Unions" to "Gay Marriage" to "Every Man Must have a Gay Experience" to "We MUST Encourage First Graders to Engage in Homosexual Activities Immediately."

/Next up at bat: Pedophilia is completely normal and an experience your child MUST have to grow up normal

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 07:44 PM (gauLa)

118 Yo shibumi. Out of hiding tonight? So, if I would go to Britain, and opine that I think the false volcano god and his pedophile " prophet" are a crock of shit, you think they would escort me out of the country?

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:44 PM (9JsKh)

119 Bruce Jenner?
Posted by: Flyover


By the time he decided to be a girl, he was neither handsome nor muscular. He was seriously fucked up.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 07:42 PM (vlFzY)


I'm betting that guy had SOOOO much tail, he got bored with it and his brain went snap.

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)

120 have you ever seen a very handsome, muscular man decide he wants to be a woman?


Bruce Jenner?
Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 07:38 PM (Rbu5d)


True but Jenner loved the limelight a bit too much for my liking. We, or at least I, were happy that he won representing the country and deserved a victory lap. But then he took another one, and another and I started getting not so much creeped out as just wanting him to fade away which still hasn't happened.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (y7DUB)

121 How did a taser get into Canada? Is this a Trump fast and furious scheme?

Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (B7KlG)

122 How do you make something perfectly legal and then say "You're forbidden to present this to school children"?


You stop giving them class protection. When criticism is disallowed, it allows the activists to flourish. We are going to let a 10 year old boy dress in drag and dance for gay men, and if you criticize it, YOU go to jail as a bigot. We don't allow female strippers to read to school children, yet strippers are legal. Why? Because parents would shout it down. Drag queen story time? Say anything, and we will have you fired from your job! Stop giving them special rights, and this shit stops.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (dNzKv)

123 No, he'll want to be in Girl Jail, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (2B9A/)

Willie Picton needs a cellie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (LxWV7)

124 116
This dude's real problem is oppositional defiant disorder. He gets off on senselessly antagonizing everyone he can.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


You misspelled "asshole".

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (T6t7i)

125 Lindsey will do nothing but flap his gums on Hannity and whatever other outlets will have him.

Texans would call this all hat and no cattle.

I call it all lips and no balls.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (+fPHo)

126 I'm betting that guy had SOOOO much tail, he got bored with it and his brain went snap.
Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)
------
That's just wrong.

Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (jW9oF)

127 >>> Didn't he marry Dr. Helen Smith?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at

I believe that is correct. The Insty-wife, as I believe he refers to her.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 07:46 PM (ilTjN)

128 Society has to take a stand one way or the other.
We now have "the other."
Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2020 07:39 PM (v/dBi)

Yup.....first the gay "marriage" nonsense, now the shemales in every bathroom and lieberry and next will be the pederasts demanding who are we to judge then the animal lovers will want a horse in every bed.

But if you oppose this, you be H8ting.

The sodomites are coming for the children just like in the Bible whether you realize it or not.

Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2020 07:46 PM (Z+IKu)

129 that is one pug ugly mf-er

a Denver post columnist got fired recently for asserting there are only 2 genders

I'd say this madness has to stop but it's too late

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 23, 2020 07:46 PM (iTXRQ)

130 >>I really hope JackStraw is correct about Rosenstein

That guy is never right.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

131 Yep. It went from "Civil Unions" to "Gay Marriage" to "Every Man Must have a Gay Experience" to "We MUST Encourage First Graders to Engage in Homosexual Activities Immediately."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 07:44 PM (gauLa)
---
And probably every conservative I talked to was "okay" with civil unions as a compromise.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2020 07:47 PM (KrslG)

132 130 >>I really hope JackStraw is correct about Rosenstein

That guy is never right.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

I Know, right?

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:47 PM (9JsKh)

133 Yep. It went from "Civil Unions" to "Gay Marriage" to "Every Man Must have a Gay Experience" to "We MUST Encourage First Graders to Engage in Homosexual Activities Immediately."

/Next up at bat: Pedophilia is completely normal and an experience your child MUST have to grow up normal
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged

----

Did you see the thing a couple days ago about all these people tweeting how delighted they were that 12-year-olds could get abortions and trans-help without parental approval?

Here's the next step after making kids totally sexualized: "Hey, kids are having sex with each other and that's dangerous! ...They should be having sex with a responsible adult!"

And there it is: Socially acceptable pedophilia.

And we'll be in the land of "Well, THAT sure happened fast!"

Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2020 07:48 PM (v/dBi)

134 I got one of Gwyneth Paltrow's $75 candles and let me tell you--it sure doesn't smell like MY vagina.

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at January 23, 2020 07:39 PM (sWM8x)


Smegma doesn't smell like anchovies.

Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 07:48 PM (Y8PSl)

135 "watcha gonna do when they come for you...?"

Ooh, Ace, you dirty boy. Ride me like a Vespa.

Posted by: Johnny Yaniv at January 23, 2020 07:48 PM (d53W1)

136 I'm betting that guy had SOOOO much tail, he got bored with it and his brain went snap.

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)


Same.

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at January 23, 2020 07:48 PM (2N7oZ)

137 "/Next up at bat: Pedophilia ..."

H8TR!

It's now "Minor Attracted Person", or the innocuous MAP. Coming soon to a DSM near you!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 23, 2020 07:49 PM (2GPSc)

138 That guy is never right.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)



I Know, right?

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:47 PM (9JsKh)

If only he would lay off the weed for an hour or so.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 07:49 PM (ufFY8)

139 Yo shibumi. Out of hiding tonight? So, if I would go to Britain, and
opine that I think the false volcano god and his pedophile " prophet"
are a crock of shit, you think they would escort me out of the country?


Yes, out of hiding due to "work before moving." As for the situation in Britain, read Jihad Watch. At the very least you would be escorted out, perhaps even banned from entering again.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 07:49 PM (gauLa)

140 Related breaking news! There are now more than 100 sexes.

https://bit.ly/2GgwgKH

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 07:49 PM (+y/Ru)

141 They say the female of the species is more deadly than the male, which is entirely irrelevant in the current case, which involves a lunatic man in Party City wig.


_____________________________________

This is why I keep coming back to this site.

Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2020 07:50 PM (r3WP7)

142 This dude's real problem is oppositional defiant disorder. He gets off on senselessly antagonizing everyone he can.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 07:44 PM


He is indeed ODD.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 07:50 PM (rBtIz)

143 Otter p0rn:
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1220224336700690432

NSFW!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2020 07:50 PM (TQ/zJ)

144 Pedophilia has been legal in much of Europe for some time now. And the American Communists use Europe as the Future America model.

So yes, it is coming soon.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:50 PM (9JsKh)

145 Halper was paid a cool million by the DOD.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 07:35 PM

You mean us really, DoD is just the middle man

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 07:50 PM (ZCEU2)

146 Sidebar is hilariously hilarious.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 23, 2020 07:51 PM (nH6Qd)

147

Remember:

Trans = "pretend"

Transgender activist means 'pretend gender activist.'
Transman means pretend man, a.k.a. a woman.
Transwoman means pretend woman, a.k.a. a man.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 07:51 PM (fMe9w)

148 Also... they prosecute anyone who mentions that a muslim is raping someone, because everyone knows that young at risk girls are all hos who want to be gang banged by muslims for years on end until they try to kill themselves.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 07:41 PM (gauLa)

Maybe Brexit and the election of Boris is a sign people there are sick of that shit. One can hope.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 07:51 PM (d6Ksn)

149 penguins?

the Chicken gets a night off, I guess

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 23, 2020 07:51 PM (G546f)

150 A strong bull dyke, or a collection of female cons can end him, if he tries anything.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2020 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

Bluebell can send them some shiv-making tips, and a Horde Cookbook, but mostly a Horde Cookbook.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 07:51 PM (LxWV7)

151 It amuses me these people that are like, " I have to call this man a woman or else he'll commit suicide."

Selling your integrity for a moment's peace from emotional blackmail

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 07:51 PM (vPKfA)

152


I SEE FOUR PRONOUNS.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 07:52 PM (fMe9w)

153 I'm just going to leave this here. Probably best not to view at work.


https://tinyurl.com/qvtk8ry

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 07:52 PM (T6t7i)

154 >>> https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1220224336700690432

NSFW!
Posted by: andycanuck

Love the hat!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 07:52 PM (ilTjN)

155
Put him in solitary. Put all the transgender freaks in solitary.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 23, 2020 07:52 PM (nIO/0)

156 ...And there are more surprises waiting in the wings.



("Surprises" for those not paying attention.)



Posted by: RKae at January 23, 2020 07:26 PM


Shhhh...

You didn't see anything....

Posted by: Surprise anal otters at January 23, 2020 07:52 PM (rBtIz)

157 Rudy pimping Tomorrow on twitter.

https://twitter.com/rudygiuliani/status/1220494487375491073?s=21

Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 07:52 PM (J3Rfi)

158 They say the female of the species is more deadly than the male, which is entirely irrelevant in the current case, which involves a lunatic man in Party City wig.



He's not affiliated with us.

Posted by: Party City at January 23, 2020 07:53 PM (oVJmc)

159 142
This dude's real problem is oppositional defiant disorder. He gets off on senselessly antagonizing everyone he can.

He must be picking where he starts shit carefully if his jaw isn't broke yet.

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2020 07:53 PM (K22Va)

160 This dude's real problem is oppositional defiant disorder. He gets off on senselessly antagonizing everyone he can.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

You misspelled "asshole".
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (T6t7i)


Yeah, there's a statute of limitations for ODD. Once you reach a certain age, you've got an antisocial personality disorder.

Or in other words, you're an asshole.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2020 07:53 PM (hku12)

161 Here's the thing. "progressives" need to feel "progressive", so they need other people to feel ahead of. Thus the need shibboleths which show their advanced position in relation to a "not-as-advanced' person.

If everybody accepts something they have to move on to the "next step".

You'll never catch up if you're concerned about conserving anything *old".

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2020 07:53 PM (KrslG)

162 All these links! Won't be hot women being naughty, will they?

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:53 PM (9JsKh)

163 What do you do when your bed is burning?
Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:30 PM (SW7Pm)

Hire Russian hookers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 07:54 PM (LxWV7)

164 136 I'm betting that guy had SOOOO much tail, he got bored with it and his brain went snap.

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)

Same.
Posted by: Zombie Liberace at January 23, 2020 07:48 PM (2N7oZ)

I mean, women LOVED him!
-Austin Powers

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 07:54 PM (2B9A/)

165 https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/

1220224336700690432



NSFW!

Posted by: andycanuck



Love the hat!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 07:52 PM


*strums guitar*

Posted by: Otters Without Hats at January 23, 2020 07:54 PM (rBtIz)

166 >>> Bluebell can send them some shiv-making tips, and a Horde Cookbook, but mostly a Horde Cookbook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Or, how to turn a horde cookbook spine into a shiv.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 07:55 PM (ilTjN)

167 It amuses me these people that are like, " I have to call this man a woman or else he'll commit suicide."

Selling your integrity for a moment's peace from emotional blackmail
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 07:51 PM (vPKfA)


This is literally THE primary reason they're saying we should do sex change operations on kids before they reach adulthood. The real zealots want to do the sex changes in single digit kids.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2020 07:55 PM (hku12)

168 Masslive.com

https://tinyurl.com/tlmc4nv

Husband of transgender activist Christa Leigh Steele-Knudslien admits to her murder; sentenced to life in prison

The whole article was her + she.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 07:56 PM (VYwSh)

169 Howard Johnson is right!

Posted by: RMBS Johnson at January 23, 2020 07:56 PM (rBtIz)

170 "Anyone can shiv" - Bluebell's Handy Handbook of Shivery.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2020 07:56 PM (KrslG)

171 >Pedophilia has been legal in much of Europe for some time now. And the American Communists use Europe as the Future America model.

??So yes, it is coming soon.


It came some time ago.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 23, 2020 07:57 PM (w4+KX)

172 WA state did the domestic partner stuff.
A pair of women I know did that. After gay marriage was approved the state automatically sent out marriage licenses to them.
They didn't want to be married. They called the Secretary of State office and were told they'd have to get a divorce.
I laughed for an hour.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 23, 2020 07:57 PM (Tt761)

173 Howard Johnson is right!
Posted by: RMBS Johnson at January 23, 2020 07:56 PM (rBtIz)


No. The other Agent Johnson.

Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

174
The Daily Mail has a fever, and the only prescription is more Demi Butt 'n' Boob:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7922233

Wet shoot in tiny red bikini.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 23, 2020 07:57 PM (f1Vqw)

175 168 Masslive.com

https://tinyurl.com/tlmc4nv

Husband of transgender activist Christa Leigh Steele-Knudslien admits to her murder; sentenced to life in prison

The whole article was her + she.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 07:56 PM (VYwSh)

My God, this crap is confusing.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:57 PM (9JsKh)

176 What do you do when your bed is burning?
Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:30 PM (SW7Pm)

Hire Russian hookers?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 07:54 PM (LxWV7)


Give the land back to the aborigines, duh.

Posted by: Midnight Earl at January 23, 2020 07:57 PM (hku12)

177 2 TED pro-pedo Talks so far.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 07:58 PM (inFcx)

178 There are currently yuuuge demonstrations going on all over France.

I'm sure our cracker jack media will get right on it never.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

179 Jonathan Yaviv's mother, who sounds like a Russian emigrant, sounds like she promotes and enjoys her son's antics.

I wouldn't be proud of a pervy son who wore dresses. She is undoubtably one big reason he's so f'ed up.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 07:58 PM (d6Ksn)

180 Danni Ashe>Demi Rose ??

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:59 PM (9JsKh)

181 Masslive.com



https://tinyurl.com/tlmc4nv



Husband of transgender activist Christa Leigh Steele-Knudslien admits to her murder; sentenced to life in prison



The whole article was her + she.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 07:56 PM


Because of course it was Northampton...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 07:59 PM (rBtIz)

182 Pedophilia has been legal in much of Europe for some time now. And the American Communists use Europe as the Future America model.

??So yes, it is coming soon.

---------
It came some time ago.
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 23, 2020 07:57 PM (w4+KX)


That's what Stephinopolis said.

Posted by: Midnight Earl at January 23, 2020 07:59 PM (hku12)

183
Husband of transgender activist Christa Leigh Steele-Knudslien admits to her murder; sentenced to life in prison

The whole article was her + she.



"...someone, somewhere, is sick of xer shit."

Posted by: Party City at January 23, 2020 07:59 PM (oVJmc)

184 183
Husband of transgender activist Christa Leigh Steele-Knudslien admits to her murder; sentenced to life in prison

The whole article was her + she.


"...someone, somewhere, is sick of xer shit."
Posted by: Party City at January 23, 2020 07:59 PM (oVJmc)


Lol

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:00 PM (9JsKh)

185 153 I'm just going to leave this here. Probably best not to view at work.

I don't see the a-peel

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2020 08:00 PM (d53W1)

186 127 >>> Didn't he marry Dr. Helen Smith?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at

I believe that is correct. The Insty-wife, as I believe he refers to her.
Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 07:46 PM (ilTjN)

That's why he keeps his GAINZZZ

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 08:01 PM (inFcx)

187 Go away, stupid Aussie band.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2020 08:01 PM (hku12)

188 >>> Howard Johnson is right!
Posted by: RMBS Johnson


RMBS Johnson is right about Howard Johnson being right!

Posted by: Olson Johnson at January 23, 2020 08:01 PM (ilTjN)

189 2 TED pro-pedo Talks so far.


Yep. With more on the way I'm sure. To say I am scared for the children of today is an understatement.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 08:01 PM (gauLa)

190 Who the fuck are the Knudsliens?

Posted by: The Dude at January 23, 2020 08:01 PM (w4+KX)

191
You misspelled "asshole".
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 07:45 PM (T6t7i)



That's pretty much what ODD means.

But what he isn't is 'transexual.' He seems to pose as a tranny to antagonize people, primarily women and girls.

Posted by: Party City at January 23, 2020 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

192 185 153 I'm just going to leave this here. Probably best not to view at work.

I don't see the a-peel
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2020 08:00 PM (d53W1)

Does this have anything to do with taint tanning, mayhap?

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 08:01 PM (9JsKh)

193 nood

Posted by: oldraceral at January 23, 2020 08:02 PM (Tduhe)

194 I Live With Six Otters. I Have Anal With Two of Them. It's Fine, They Know

Posted by: Surprise Alternate HQ Sidebar Universe at January 23, 2020 08:02 PM (786Ro)

195 The Buttigieg campaign is facing criticism from the gay community after they cancelled a campaign event at a gay nightclub over the presence of a stripper pole.

The owners of the nightclub said the disagreement highlights how Pete Buttigieg, who is openly gay, doesn't respect the trials and tribulations of gay rights activists who came before him.

https://bit.ly/38AFiyi

Not queer enough for Big QWERTY.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

196 This is literally THE primary reason they're saying we should do sex change operations on kids before they reach adulthood. The real zealots want to do the sex changes in single digit kids.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2020 07:55 PM (hku12)

This reminds me of the story from last night about the kid who insisted the onion was an apple.

Kids are not stupid, per se, but they are not adults. Some adults are not adults. Just because a kid says- 'I like Danny Kaye!' it is not a good reason to start lopping off his vital organs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 08:02 PM (2B9A/)

197 135 "watcha gonna do when they come for you...?"

Ooh, Ace, you dirty boy. Ride me like a Vespa.
Posted by: Johnny Yaniv
-------
*blink blink*

*grabs eye bleach*

Chuckle, chuckle.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 23, 2020 08:02 PM (3l7pb)

198 Nood up.

But not nude.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 23, 2020 08:03 PM (vRd8t)

199 This is a Tranny that not even AOP can fix.

Not with wrenches n' spanners, anyway.

*chambers round, hands .416 Rigby to AOP*

He's North of the border. Mah huntin' license jes ain't none good thar.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2020 08:05 PM (QzJWU)

200 141 They say the female of the species is more deadly than the male, which is entirely irrelevant in the current case, which involves a lunatic man in Party City wig.
___________________________________

This is why I keep coming back to this site.
Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2020 07:50 PM (r3WP7)

The other night, someone was mentioning he (she? ) had a post-it at the work desk with a quote of Ace's. Got me thinking, it would be cool to have a calendar of Ace-isms. One a day. Someone who gets to hang out here all day should pick the funniest of the day and collect them and make a calendar for the rest of us.

Ace could start marketing his wit and make a little more moolah.

Posted by: April at January 23, 2020 08:11 PM (OX9vb)

201 Alright I'll check the nood then turn out the lights
No comments though.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 08:12 PM (ZCEU2)

202 Didn't he marry Dr. Helen Smith?

There's that, and there's the thing that Dr Reynolds had his spleen removed. That is major traumatic surgery and will lead to anyone having a serious longtime interest in maintaining health.

Ask someone who literally nearly died of dysentery here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 23, 2020 08:19 PM (ykYG2)

203 Because of course it was Northampton...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 07:59 PM (rBtIz)

North Adams murder, Berkshire District Court in Pittsfield. The vigil was NoHo. The only good thing about Noho is Herrills Ice Cream. Adam Schiff could own it and I would still go there.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 08:25 PM (VYwSh)

204 169 Howard Johnson is right!
Posted by: RMBS Johnson at January 23, 2020 07:56 PM (rBtIz)

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

Gabby Johnson

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 08:32 PM (VYwSh)

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