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Moving math, that's like calculus.
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (QrTqV) 2
Save this before ABC deletes it.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (w+Ped) 3
Unpeople have no right to defend themselves.
Unpeople have no right to have their positions heard. Unpeople must learn their place. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (GbPPJ) 4
Do they make guillotines that short?
Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 06:22 PM (J3Rfi) 5
It says video unavailable for me
Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 06:22 PM (6XlcD) 6
I hate them. I hate them all.
Posted by: April at January 23, 2020 06:22 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: Bill McGill at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (sD5v5) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (7rVsF) 9
He's letting us know he's earned the displeasure of Her Thighness.
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (LWiO2) 10
Irritating little man. I look forward to his tears this November.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (a0IVu) 11
If Stephanopolus were nekkid, then this video would have a nekkid dwarf.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (0V/8D) 12
could i please ask that this post be updated with a clip of the event when one is available? Someone out there should be able to make a clip of the right part
Posted by: Village Idiot at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (PodaV) 13
I called the others
Posted by: April at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (PbpT7) 15
Shame on all of you for calling us liberal hacks. We is journalisming 24-7
Posted by: Greg61 at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (dIJhm) 16
I'm just so happy that they diminish the power of the "objective" press every moment they're on air and with every tweet.
The objective press was always a dangerous fiction of the 20th century and needed to die a very long time ago. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (UWqZJ) 17
G-D I hate the left
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (fz3ky) 18
The "Fairness Doctrine" might need to make a comeback...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2020 06:25 PM (2ygtH) 19
The Stephie video is already unavailable.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2020 06:25 PM (ZbwAu) 20
Are you sure that's not the sign for Arkancide?
Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:25 PM (v0R5T) 21
1 Moving math, that's like calculus.
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM With a temporal aspect. WTF???? Damned maths. There is a reason i was a political science major. Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 23, 2020 06:25 PM (eb8JV) 22
Hey everybody.
Piers Morgan: "Trump Is Laughing His Way Back Into The White House" https://tinyurl.com/sgy3zby Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2020 06:25 PM (L2ZTs) 23
George is not even dick high to me.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:26 PM (JFO2v) 24
Goebbels orgasms in his grave.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 06:26 PM (WqPYg) 25
George is shorter the Paul Ehrlich.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:26 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:26 PM (7rVsF) 27
Have Senators families' started getting dead animals nailed to their front doors yet?
Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:27 PM (U7voe) 28
There was a time when Jonah Goldberg would have said "To hell with these people."
Today is not that day. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:27 PM (ZfRYq) Posted by: Dark Helmet at January 23, 2020 06:27 PM (w4+KX) Posted by: Roman Maroni at January 23, 2020 06:27 PM (vCA4F) 31
Stephanopolous is quite boring. And sketchy.
Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 06:27 PM (Pqytn) 32
you're kidding me.
nope, it's gone. Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (PbpT7) ------------ Surely someone recorded it. And they will post a clip, and the president will send it viral. At least you got a screen grab. Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2020 06:27 PM (/669Q) 33
>>>12 could i please ask that this post be updated with a clip of the event when one is available? Someone out there should be able to make a clip of the right part
I'll be on the look out. Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 06:27 PM (PbpT7) Posted by: Dark Helmet at January 23, 2020 06:27 PM (w4+KX) 35
George has tasted Bill Clinton's dick and Monica tobacco scrunt.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (JFO2v) 36
if someone's on twitter, maybe alert @tomselliot about it? He does a lot of vid-capping.
Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (PbpT7) 37
George is shorter the Paul Ehrlich.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:26 PM If George shows up in the Art thread tomorrow, nakid, someone is going to the barrel. Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (eb8JV) 38
34 Is this now?
Or is it then? Posted by: Dark Helmet at January 23, 2020 06:27 PM (w4+KX) ======== Now now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (UWqZJ) Posted by: CNN Analyst at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (NSFCQ) Posted by: The wookie at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (2ygtH) 41
Sidney Powell has asked for another brief extension in his hearing because the DOJ finally turned over a bunch of documents this week that the defense has been looking for for a long time.
Stuff is coming fast and furious now. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (7rVsF) 43
Stuffy has always been a Clinton operative hiding as a journalist
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (ZCEU2) 44
Up twinkles both hands, left hand "OK" sign, right index finger in the hole, "Thanks for cleaning my toilet bowl", hand binoculars, fingers in ears, tea-sipper little finger extended, thumb and pinkie finger extended hold up to ear mouth "call me", Australian crawl, pinch nose with thumb and index finger, snap fingers three times, bunny ears hop right to left, change hands hop left to right, finger gun thumb hammer "bang, bang, bang", Itsy bitsy spider up the waterspout, Three Stooges eye poke.
Hand slash across throat Hand slash across throat Hand slash across throat Hand slash across throat Fade to black Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (m45I2) 45
I would go to ABC's website and complain, but I remember I've been banned for life from all ABC message forums. I don't even remember what the reason was, but I think it had something to do with what I said about Mohammed and 9 year old girls.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (trdmm) 46
41 Sidney Powell has asked for another brief extension in his hearing because the DOJ finally turned over a bunch of documents this week that the defense has been looking for for a long time.
Stuff is coming fast and furious now. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (ZLI7S) ========= "Guns?!" -Mexican Cartels Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (UWqZJ) Posted by: George Snuffaluphugus at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (w4+KX) 48
We'll always have the screen shot, Ace.
Posted by: F.B.I. at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (FAjgp) 49
Staph on a knob full of pus.
Say it fast. Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (v0R5T) 50
You can still see it. You just have to click on the watch on youtube link.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 23, 2020 06:30 PM (3DZIZ) 51
I am not enjoying this dystopia much. What else is on the menu?
*scans offerings* Do you have anything in a quasi-nuclear apocalypse? Those are more quiet. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 06:30 PM (2B9A/) 52
I like the bracket.
I think the "cut it off" signal is less of a deal than people are making it. His lawyer was given a lot of airtime and was taking questions. It was after answering one and while being asked another. I suspect the "cut it" was a signal to take the opportunity to change gears back to their bloviating about norms and consensus. So that's what I think the reality was. But here's the deal: fuck him. Sideways. With a pineapple. Their rules apply. Georgie was clearly calling for the beheading of Trump's lawyer. This was a violent and oppressive action and he should be terminated from his job. He should be run out of restaurants. All of his known associates should be destroyed. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 06:30 PM (I2dne) 53
37 George is shorter the Paul Ehrlich.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:26 PM If George shows up in the Art thread tomorrow, nakid, someone is going to the barrel. Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (eb8JV) I have tried to get a hummingbird to land on my dick. Bald eagle done that wild turkey ok. But the hummingbird be scared. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:30 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:30 PM (7rVsF) 55
Wibley Wobbly timey wimey stuff?
Posted by: Dr. Who, back when it was good at January 23, 2020 06:31 PM (NgKpN) 56
he could have at least done the NZ Haka version of the throat slash.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 06:31 PM (a0IVu) 57
THis got willowed, and Yudi DIce's skills need to be celebrated: If this site supported images, I would insert a picture of Jabba the Terrorist with Jonah's head superimposed crudely on top of Al-Lardo's grisly noggin. Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (uKiy5) ------- Done: https://tinyurl.com/vynhqgs Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice HOLY SHIT, that's PERFECT!!! LOLZ Very nice, YD, very nice. Ace, you need to use this pic or every Goldberg post until we collectively forget about the lard ass terrorist in a onesie (and the dude they captured, too) Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:31 PM (uKiy5) 58
re-read the post -- I think the link is back. I put it in the post with a new time-code. It works for me now.
Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 06:31 PM (PbpT7) 59
41 Sidney Powell has asked for another brief extension in his hearing because the DOJ finally turned over a bunch of documents this week that the defense has been looking for for a long time.
Stuff is coming fast and furious now. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (ZLI7S) I am glad that Flynn has Powell for an attorney now. I don't think Weissman wants to get in the courtroom with her. Going to court is going to cause DoJ to drop the case. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:31 PM (ZfRYq) 60
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George is not even dick high to me. Posted by: rhennigantx Me too! Posted by: The wookie at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (2ygtH) Tattooed on his forehead. I must be higher than this to ride this ride.. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:32 PM (JFO2v) 61
I like Bill Kristol champion. Shouldn't even be close.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 06:32 PM (zfhOa) 62
It amazes me that these Clintonites still have power in the media. Anyone connected with that woman should have sought retirement shortly after the 2016 debacle.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 23, 2020 06:32 PM (I99aF) 63
It should be back -3:21 from now, at 6:31.
Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 06:32 PM (PbpT7) 64
59 Going to court is going to cause DoJ to drop the case.
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:31 PM (ZfRYq) ========== That would be just so embarrassing. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:32 PM (UWqZJ) Posted by: F.B.I. at January 23, 2020 06:32 PM (FAjgp) 66
44 Up twinkles both hands, left hand "OK" sign, right index finger in the hole, "Thanks for cleaning my toilet bowl", hand binoculars, fingers in ears, tea-sipper little finger extended, thumb and pinkie finger extended hold up to ear mouth "call me", Australian crawl, pinch nose with thumb and index finger, snap fingers three times, bunny ears hop right to left, change hands hop left to right, finger gun thumb hammer "bang, bang, bang", Itsy bitsy spider up the waterspout, Three Stooges eye poke.
Hand slash across throat Hand slash across throat Hand slash across throat Hand slash across throat Fade to black Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (m45I2) tff Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (JFO2v) 67
The video is not gone. It's on YouTube and it's not that hard to do the math. Add some time to -:03.11 and you can see it. ABC didn't want it anywhere but the YouTube.
Posted by: orbit at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (mSY+Z) 68
Clearly he is gesturing to his minions to cut the President's Lawyers throat!
And so must now be cast out of society! Posted by: IF this was done by a Repub at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (NgKpN) 69
Remember during the last Debates (?) ABC had to build him a little footstool so his little feeties wouldn't dangle down?
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (AD3JT) 70
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Sidney Powell has asked for another brief extension in his hearing because the DOJ finally turned over a bunch of documents this week that the defense has been looking for for a long time. Stuff is coming fast and furious now. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:28 PM (ZLI7S) _________ That's the stuff the DOJ previously said they didn't have, yes? BTW, heard Peter Schweitzer interviewed on Seb Gorka's radio show today about his new book "Profiles in Corruption" -- you'll definitely love it, lots of corruption fact details (at least what little he discussed) on the FIVE Bidens, Warren, and Bernie -- and I'm sure many others in office. Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (WqPYg) 71
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There was a time when Jonah Goldberg would have said "To hell with these people." Today is not that day. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:27 PM (ZfRYq) --- No, he was always their running-dog lackey. He just disguised it better. Now it's out there for everyone to see. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (cfSRQ) 72
I think the "cut it off" signal is less of a deal than people are making it. His lawyer was given a lot of airtime and was taking questions. It was after answering one and while being asked another. I suspect the "cut it" was a signal to take the opportunity to change gears back to their bloviating about norms and consensus.
Why would I run my finger against his throat? Posted by: Drax the Destroyer at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (ZfRYq) Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (w4+KX) 74
Can't the FCC shut these hacky assholes down?
Can not wait for the day of the rope. So many necks. So much rope. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (lnyJN) 75
Was hoping you'd seen Smug's brackets, ace. Right up your alley. As I "sequester" myself from 95% of all "media", I'll not bother to look it over too closely, as I won't know the players.
And it's been many years since I regarded any of them as serious or even reasonable players on any important matter. Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (El6T/) 76
Georgie Snufflafagus killed Epstein?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (G546f) 77
Comfortably Smug has arranged the worst liberal hacks into brackets from four different regions
The Fredo Cuomo vs. Rachel Madcow battle in the second round will be epic. Certainly Not News vs. More Servings of Nothing But Crap: Get Ready To Rummmmmmmmble! Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 06:34 PM (Y8PSl) 78
11 If Stephanopolus were nekkid, then this video would have a nekkid dwarf.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (0V/8D) Enough with the naked dwarves already! Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 06:34 PM (Rbu5d) 79
62 It amazes me that these Clintonites still have power in the media. Anyone connected with that woman should have sought retirement shortly after the 2016 debacle.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 23, 2020 06:32 PM (I99aF) What do you call a clintonite alone in a cell DEAD Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:34 PM (JFO2v) 80
It should be back -3:21 from now, at 6:31. Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 06:32 PM no, Ace does not have a time machine why would you ask, silly? Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2020 06:34 PM (2Hbud) Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2020 06:34 PM (lnyJN) 82
The Liberal Hack Brackets:
If the Boot/Rubin/Krystol contingent wins, can we kick them off the island? Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 23, 2020 06:34 PM (nYWSF) Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:35 PM (U7voe) 84
BTW, heard Peter Schweitzer interviewed on Seb Gorka's radio show today about his new book "Profiles in Corruption" -- you'll definitely love it, lots of corruption fact details (at least what little he discussed) on the FIVE Bidens, Warren, and Bernie -- and I'm sure many others in office.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (WqPYg) Schweitser wrote Clinton Cash, too, right? Hillary will never get of the clink from those. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:35 PM (ZfRYq) 85
Saw it at abou 3:22... Steffy makes a dumb face when he realizes he's on camera
Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 06:35 PM (6XlcD) 86
69 Remember during the last Debates (?) ABC had to build him a little footstool so his little feeties wouldn't dangle down?
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (AD3JT) Castro had one of those my lil stepstools on last debate. And he was wearing pullups. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:35 PM (JFO2v) 87
Here is the clip - A youtube channel called Philly Justice must have been filming with their phone:
https://tinyurl.com/usp4js8 Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 23, 2020 06:36 PM (8/7u2) 88
>>I am glad that Flynn has Powell for an attorney now.
>>I don't think Weissman wants to get in the courtroom with her. >>Going to court is going to cause DoJ to drop the case. Weismann is gone. He's at NYU and CNN now with all the other scumbags. Brandon Van Grack is the DOJ prosecutor on this one. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:36 PM (ZLI7S) 89
2 more suspected coronavirus patients in US -one in Texas, another in CA
so total 3 Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 23, 2020 06:36 PM (G546f) 90
These "people" disgust me to no end. They aren't even human to me. They are evil. Plain and simple. Just terrible stench kows that spread their crap every single day upon the weak minded and sheeple.
I do love the liberal hack tourney. Hah. Well done! Posted by: turambar at January 23, 2020 06:36 PM (Gylu/) 91
Yud that is fanfkintastic work
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 06:36 PM (ZCEU2) 92
I queefed and I queefed and I blew the house down.
Posted by: Jen Rubin at January 23, 2020 06:36 PM (EgshT) 93
Shame on all of you for calling us liberal hacks. We is journalisming 24-7
Posted by: Greg61 at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (dIJhm) When a Republican is in the Oval Office, journalists all want to be Bob Woodard. When a Democrat is in the Oval Office, journalists all want to be Monica Lewinsky. Nothing hack-y about that. Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 06:36 PM (Y8PSl) Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2020 06:37 PM (/669Q) 95
Hillary will never get of the clink from those.
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:35 PM (ZfRYq) Or in English: Hillary will never get out of the clink after that. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:37 PM (ZfRYq) 96
74 Can't the FCC shut these hacky assholes down?
Can not wait for the day of the rope. So many necks. So much rope. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (lnyJN) NOPE Free Speech is perfect. Let assholes hole! Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:37 PM (JFO2v) 97
Stephy is so small he probably got grabbed by Epstein on one of those Lolita Express flights.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 23, 2020 06:37 PM (LpoOQ) 98
Done:
https://tinyurl.com/vynhqgs Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice HOLY SHIT, that's PERFECT!!! LOLZ Very nice, YD, very nice. Ace, you need to use this pic or every Goldberg post until we collectively forget about the lard ass terrorist in a onesie (and the dude they captured, too) Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:31 PM (uKiy5) _______ LMAO. Nice, YD! I sense a new meme arising, especially with the cuckshed crowd. Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 06:37 PM (WqPYg) 99
The Liberal Hack Bracket seedings have officially been announced!
https://twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/status/1220456832143187991 1 seeds are Hardwood, Stelter, Raju and Acosta Jen Rubin feel to a 2 seed.. she got robbed! Posted by: Lone Dagger at January 23, 2020 06:37 PM (UbhbE) 100
69 Remember during the last Debates (?) ABC had to build him a little footstool so his little feeties wouldn't dangle down?
Posted by: Ktgreat lol Posted by: Bill Maher's highchair at January 23, 2020 06:38 PM (nFwvY) 101
Chinese Math is famously hard to grasp.
- Something about the inability to grasp the concept of nine inches. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 06:38 PM (+y/Ru) 102
There was a time when Jonah Goldberg would have said "To hell with these people." Today is not that day. Posted by: blaster Just to remind everyone of Yudhi Dice's excellent photojournalism of Master Goldberg HERE: https://tinyurl.com/vynhqgs Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:38 PM (uKiy5) 103
6 I hate them. I hate them all.
Posted by: April I don't hate them. I mean I wouldn't mind them all being rounded up, dragged into a large cold room, beaten with lead pipes covered in barb wire, set on fire, and thrown into a pit of broken glass. I don't hate them though. I'm all about peace and love. I brutalize them out of love. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2020 06:38 PM (BXhmp) 104
97 Stephy is so small he probably got grabbed by Epstein on one of those Lolita Express flights.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 23, 2020 06:37 PM (LpoOQ) Brownie outfit? Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:38 PM (JFO2v) 105
Maybe some gerbils got loose and George was trying to keep them from escaping through his collar.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2020 06:39 PM (y7DUB) 106
I saw Weaving Narratives open for Liar at the Rollins Amphitheater in Bohemia in '92
Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2020 06:39 PM (ATCV4) 107
>>It should be back -3:21 from now, at 6:31.
So, I take the 3:10 train? ....... Travelling west at 60 mph... Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T) 108
CSpan cut a few Republicans off mid sentence to break to another reporter asking Democrats questions yesterday. Just no one was caught giving the cut throat signal.
Fitton interviewed by Bongino today and called for DJT to step in make some of these FOIA happen after being stonewalled for so long. That would be nice to see. Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 23, 2020 06:39 PM (DB16e) 109
I think the "cut it off" signal is less of a deal than people are
making it. His lawyer was given a lot of airtime and was taking questions. It was after answering one and while being asked another. I suspect the "cut it" was a signal to take the opportunity to change gears back to their bloviating about norms and consensus. I don't know, I think he was actually saying to slit the lawyers throat. at least thats what I'm going to tell everyone. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 23, 2020 06:39 PM (hmgiv) 110
Is Richard Goodstein in the running?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 06:39 PM (eYD0A) 111
Off sock.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2020 06:39 PM (2ygtH) 112
How did Jake pull a 3 seed? Lucky pairing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2020 06:40 PM (lnyJN) 113
Well, pooh. Philadelphia Archbishop Charles Chaput, who has reached retirement age, is being replaced. Chaput never got the red hat his predecessors received, likely because of his conservative views. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:40 PM (7rVsF) 114
Just to remind everyone of Yudhi Dice's excellent photojournalism of Master Goldberg HERE:
https://tinyurl.com/vynhqgs Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:38 PM (uKiy5) I hate you. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 23, 2020 06:41 PM (hmgiv) 115
107 >>It should be back -3:21 from now, at 6:31.
So, I take the 3:10 train? ....... Travelling west at 60 mph... Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T) engineerer fuk her Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:41 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 06:41 PM (Jk+3L) 117
>>I don't know, I think he was actually saying to slit the lawyers throat. at least thats what I'm going to tell everyone.
cannibal Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:41 PM (ZLI7S) 118
Haven't these fidgets ever heard of highchairs? Anyway, I have to catch the redeye.
Posted by: Bob Costass at January 23, 2020 06:41 PM (EgshT) 119
It should be back -3:21 from now, at 6:31.
So, I take the 3:10 train? ....... Travelling west at 60 mph... Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T) engineerer fuk her Posted by: rhennigantx Turn right at Albuquerque. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 06:42 PM (Jk+3L) 120
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Well, pooh. Philadelphia Archbishop Charles Chaput, who has reached retirement age, is being replaced. Chaput never got the red hat his predecessors received, likely because of his conservative views. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:40 PM (7rVsF) you can only bang so many chillrens. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:42 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 23, 2020 06:42 PM (hmgiv) 122
No, seriously there was a day that Jonah Goldberg would have said to hell with you people:
https://tinyurl.com/qqudbx4 That is just 8 years ago. Talk about worms turning - part of Goldberg's argument there is a defense of Sarah Palin. Who as me might recall ace wasn't a big fan of. I guess its kind of like when Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman switched bodies when peeing in the same mall fountain. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:43 PM (ZfRYq) 123
119 It should be back -3:21 from now, at 6:31.
So, I take the 3:10 train? ....... Travelling west at 60 mph... Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T) engineerer fuk her Posted by: rhennigantx Turn right at Albuquerque. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 06:42 PM (Jk+3L) so did the conductor Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:44 PM (JFO2v) 124
you can only bang so many chillrens.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:42 PM (JFO2v) Shit you should see the lobby of my hotel Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:44 PM (fz3ky) 125
Schweitser wrote Clinton Cash, too, right?
______ Correct. I want to say he had something to do with unearthing the previous revelations of Joe and Hunter Bidens sweetheart deals with Ukraine and China (still crickets on that one). Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 06:44 PM (WqPYg) 126
cannibal
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:41 PM (ZLI7S) well I don't believe there are an Lib cannibals...or they wont talk about 'organic' hobos. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 23, 2020 06:44 PM (hmgiv) 127
121 Chinese Algebra
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 06:41 PM (Jk+3L) using an abacus. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 23, 2020 06:42 PM (hmgiv) Show your work! Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:44 PM (JFO2v) 128
124 you can only bang so many chillrens.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:42 PM (JFO2v) Shit you should see the lobby of my hotel Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:44 PM (fz3ky) fury convention girl scout jamboree Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:45 PM (JFO2v) 129
124
you can only bang so many chillrens. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:42 PM (JFO2v) Shit you should see the lobby of my hotel Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:44 PM (fz3ky) They're just traveling with their nieces. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 23, 2020 06:45 PM (hmgiv) 130
When not actively lying, they can still aid The Resistance by preventing truth from being heard.
*spits* Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2020 06:45 PM (zlgJP) 131
No, seriously there was a day that Jonah Goldberg would have said to hell with you people:
https://tinyurl.com/qqudbx4 That is just 8 years ago. Talk about worms turning - part of Goldberg's argument there is a defense of Sarah Palin. Who as me might recall ace wasn't a big fan of. I guess its kind of like when Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman switched bodies when peeing in the same mall fountain. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:43 PM (ZfRYq) --- But Conservatism was in no danger of winning then. His grift was secure. Now you have a president who actually ACTS and gets things done. Can't have that! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:46 PM (cfSRQ) 132
If the incubation time is 10 days, well, it is a mite late for quarantines.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 06:47 PM (2B9A/) 133
Honest to God Fredo Cuomo is one of the dumbest people on the face of the earth.
He is getting roasted on twitter right now for asking who do the Trump people think they are going after a kid in response to Mnuchin saying Scoldilocks should study some economics and get back to us. Does Fredo know he works for CNN? Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:47 PM (ZLI7S) 134
My hat is tipped to Ace and any other horde member who has the fortitude to follow this slow motion aneurism in real time. Reading Kurt Schlicter's first book as an alternative. There is a very scary person hiding somewhere inside that man. I find it a satisfying alternative to real time viewing of the Schitt and Nads diarrhea hour.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..doesn't play well with others at January 23, 2020 06:47 PM (r/mKb) 135
Aella
Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:47 PM (uKiy5) 136
From that link to the Goldberg column:
Instead, after the full ten minutes on Giffords, we get an update about the debt-limit situation (which is supposedly an Armageddon-level issue) and Kelly O'Donnell basically carries water for Biden on the issue by completely muddying whether he said anything of the sort at all. (His office says, no, no the vice president didn't call them terrorists, he just politely agreed with all the Democratic congressmen in the room that they "acted like terrorists." Ah, this is a distinction a team of a million Jesuits working around the clock would have a hard time slicing.) Goldberg is pimping Biden for President now. Wow. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:47 PM (ZfRYq) 137
129 124
you can only bang so many chillrens. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:42 PM (JFO2v) Shit you should see the lobby of my hotel Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:44 PM (fz3ky) They're just traveling with their nieces. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 23, 2020 06:45 PM (hmgiv) chinese?? Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:47 PM (JFO2v) 138
I've got more socks than Carter's got pills. Get off my lawn you pollywiggelsnap.
Posted by: See if it stinks at January 23, 2020 06:48 PM (Tnijr) 139
When not actively lying, they can still aid The Resistance by preventing truth from being heard.
*spits* Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2020 06:45 PM (zlgJP) That's the lying by omission part of their job. They've nailed down the lying by commission other half of their job. Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 06:48 PM (Y8PSl) Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 23, 2020 06:48 PM (3DZIZ) 141
So, I take the 3:10 train?
....... Travelling west at 60 mph... Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T) How long before he meets the Buddha? Posted by: Tea for Two at January 23, 2020 06:49 PM (YqED9) 142
Fucking media fascists want to control what people see, hear, think.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 06:49 PM (l4C/z) 143
So short step-stool for George Stephacuculous?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 06:49 PM (/go2J) 144
129 124
you can only bang so many chillrens. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:42 PM (JFO2v) Shit you should see the lobby of my hotel Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:44 PM (fz3ky) They're just traveling with their nieces. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 23, 2020 06:45 PM (hmgiv) High school kids from Beloxi Miss. and all of them the boys and girls look real healthy. Going to the March for Life and wearing shirts that say so. My heroes Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:49 PM (fz3ky) 145
Stefi...
Members of my family used to sit for him. He was an annoying little shit as a toddler. Hasn't changed. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 06:49 PM (rBtIz) 146
132 If the incubation time is 10 days, well, it is a mite late for quarantines.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 06:47 PM (2B9A/) There is a 1/10 Spanish flu coming. And with the black death it came through again. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:50 PM (JFO2v) 147
140
Totally off topic; Has everyone seen Ostrich Sexy Time? https://tinyurl.com/t45h9om Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 23, 2020 06:48 PM (3DZIZ) I got hosed on the last link. No thanks. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 23, 2020 06:50 PM (hmgiv) 148
Does Fredo know he works for CNN?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:47 PM (ZLI7S) ________ I'm pretty sure he and most of his ilk are working for Soros. Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 06:50 PM (WqPYg) 149
My PSA pistol lower arrived at the local gun store today. Gonna pick it up tomorrow.
Screw you Virginia General Assembly. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:50 PM (ZfRYq) 150
It is 100 seconds from shootin time by the corruptomania clock.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 06:50 PM (pw+jk) 151
Those brackets are fucking hysterical! I just followed the dude on twitter because of the funny!
Posted by: keena at January 23, 2020 06:51 PM (RiTnx) 152
Members of my family used to sit for him. He was an annoying little shit as a toddler. Hasn't changed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 06:49 PM (rBtIz) Hasn't grown in height, either. Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 06:51 PM (Y8PSl) 153
Goldberg is pimping Biden for President now. Wow.
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:47 PM (ZfRYq) --- The selection isn't really that brutal though. It's typical Goldberg - sounds 'savage' but it's basically small-ball snark. Nothing will change as a result of what he's talking about. Now we're dealing with a deep state coup and he's a mealy-mouth lunatic. Read the Hugh Hewitt transcript. He goes right off the rails and forces Hugh to keep saying "But I didn't say that, no one is saying that." Hewitt butters the guy up, pimps his book and Goldberg reciprocates by babbling like a lunatic. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:51 PM (cfSRQ) 154
Be morbidly interesting if WuHan hits the soi-elites hard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 06:51 PM (/go2J) 155
It takes a short man to stand tall.
Posted by: Bob Costass at January 23, 2020 06:51 PM (EgshT) 156
The song is surprisingly catchy.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 23, 2020 06:51 PM (3DZIZ) 157
if you take the 3:10 train your going to end up in Yuma.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2020 06:52 PM (iEuxk) 158
Is Chris the piss Wallace in any of the brackets
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:52 PM (fz3ky) 159
I wonder what the betting lines are for the Hack Bracket. Vanderbilt Poofter might cornhole his way to victory against Manu Raju for a rare 16 seed upset of #1.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2020 06:52 PM (y7DUB) 160
Take us to your leader. The one with the golden braids.
Posted by: Tiny invaders from space at January 23, 2020 06:52 PM (Tnijr) 161
Hickory dickory dox
the louse ran out the clock. they cast out the jew and the old lady, too Hickory dickory dox Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 06:52 PM (1CjJc) 162
Speaking of naked dwarves (or at least dildo enhanced garden gnomes) . . . Gutfield earlier today on Twatter was making fun of a post from a young woman researcher out in Berkley (of course) asking in seriousness why there is a bestiality taboo. When one looks into her background one discovers that she was a camgirl with a taste for the surreal, who at one point equipped a gnome with some disproportionate accoutrements. So, if you are looking for a laugh, feel free to do a Bing image search for "Aella gnomes" with safe search off. Her name triggers her entire "body of work" as it were in safesearch off, so best to be in private when you look. NOT KIDDING - NSFW or anywhere else See a bunch of you morons back here in 10 minutes. Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:52 PM (uKiy5) 163
Hasn't grown in height, either.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 06:51 PM Well, in his defense, both his parents ste shorter than I am. And that's a pretty low bar, so to speak.. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 06:53 PM (rBtIz) 164
I made the call when Suckalotacockalos got that gig that the donkeys had taken over the news media back in 2000.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 06:53 PM (pw+jk) 165
>>>>Members of my family used to sit for him. He was an annoying little shit as a toddler. Hasn't changed.<<<<
He can still wear the same shoes. Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 23, 2020 06:53 PM (3DZIZ) 166
hiya
Posted by: JT at January 23, 2020 06:54 PM (arJlL) 167
What is the media going to tell their viewers at the surprise acquittal of Trump?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 06:54 PM (vPKfA) 168
You'll never walk alone.
Posted by: Bob Costass at January 23, 2020 06:54 PM (EgshT) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (/go2J) 170
"What is the media going to tell their viewers at the surprise acquittal of Trump?"
The entire process and Senate is corrupt. Posted by: A 4.5 foot long tapeworm with a law degree at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (Tnijr) 171
Ted Cruz is calling into Mark Levin
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (ZCEU2) 172
167 What is the media going to tell their viewers at the surprise acquittal of Trump?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 06:54 PM (vPKfA) Trump and Putin have completely taken over the GOP. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (ZfRYq) 173
What is the media going to tell their viewers at the surprise acquittal of Trump?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 06:54 PM (vPKfA) === Republicans are traitors to the country... Just like they already have done in the first two days. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (pw+jk) 174
LMAO. Nice, YD! I sense a new meme arising, especially with the cuckshed crowd.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 06:37 PM (WqPYg) Jonah the Hutt. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (1CjJc) 175
Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:52 PM (uKiy5)
"Why is there a bestiality taboo" = "I have seriously considered jerking my German shepherd off and I don't want to feel weird about it" Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (U7voe) 176
167
What is the media going to tell their viewers at the surprise acquittal of Trump? Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 06:54 PM (vPKfA) --- They won't. Simple. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (cfSRQ) Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (JFO2v) 178
These fucking people.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2020 06:56 PM (JCrfD) 179
Found this video at YouTube of Stephanapolous giving the cut signal.
https://youtu.be/ueOIOWnzMwA Posted by: Year of the Rat at January 23, 2020 06:56 PM (6NrX6) 180
"Why is there a bestiality taboo" = "I have seriously considered jerking my German shepherd off and I don't want to feel weird about it"
Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (U7voe) That seems oddly specific. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq) 181
What is the media going to tell their viewers at the surprise acquittal of Trump?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 06:54 PM (vPKfA) Either they'll get a talking points memo or they'll make it up on the fly. Being a journaljizm person is hard work. Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 06:56 PM (Y8PSl) 182
Mike Royko referred to Georgie as "the Greek Muppet".
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 23, 2020 06:56 PM (C1Lsn) 183
I couldn't find it, but I clicked in and saw some abc newsbabe talking about how Susan Collins and Mitt Romney are taking copious notes and giving them praise. Funny how when they want something they start licking the nether regions of repub senators.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2020 06:56 PM (r+sAi) 184
167 What is the media going to tell their viewers at the surprise acquittal of Trump?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 06:54 PM (vPKfA) Put the cup up to your lips, and drink your release from this bodily prison. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 06:56 PM (1CjJc) 185
What is the media going to tell their viewers at the surprise acquittal of Trump?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories ---------- Cover up. That wasn't an option with the Mueller fiasco, but it is now. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 06:56 PM (eYD0A) 186
"Why is there a bestiality taboo" = "I have
seriously considered jerking my German shepherd off and I don't want to feel weird about it" Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (U7voe) --- I don't know, ask all the Chinese that are in quarantine from some snake disease. Seriously, these people are bent. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ) 187
Take us to your leader. The one with the golden braids.
Posted by: Tiny invaders from space at January 23, 2020 06:52 PM (Tnijr) ......... Try Mar-a-Lago. Do you like golf? Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:57 PM (v0R5T) 188
Oh sweet Purge Night...when will you come?
I remember laughing at that movie, how unrealistic it was. Just like Idiocracy. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 06:57 PM (l4C/z) 189
@RudyGiuliani
Starting tomorrow we will begin cracking through the Swamp media's cover-up of TOP level Democrats selling their public office, resulting in multi-millions, in Ukraine and the conspired attempt with foreign officials to "destroy" the Trump candidacy. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:57 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 23, 2020 06:57 PM (EgshT) 191
What is the media going to tell their viewers at the surprise acquittal of Trump?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 06:54 PM (vPKfA) Mean old republicans value power more than the constitution, country, flag and apple pie. Make them pay in November. or Congress colluded with Trump, who colluded with the Russians, so the GOP are Russian assets. or pick your own, but it'll be bullshit from top to bottom regardless Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2020 06:57 PM (z79tQ) 192
177 They are the heirs of yesterdays foolish fortune-tellers
please read speech! Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (JFO2v) That's a great line Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 06:58 PM (l4C/z) 193
"Why is there a bestiality taboo" = "I have seriously considered jerking my German shepherd off and I don't want to feel weird about it" Posted by: Vanya To her credit, despite the massive pushback she got along those lines, she maintained the question and her own personal distaste for the idea, actually seeking input about the origins of the taboo in physical issues. Of course, it's a great way to discover and spread zoonotic venereal diseases, but also can be physically traumatic to one of the parties. She worded it poorly, though, so it really came off as her wanting to spread some peanut butter. Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:58 PM (uKiy5) 194
please read speech!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (JFO2v) --- Boot Edge had his own Jeb! moment. Please clap. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:59 PM (cfSRQ) 195
That seems oddly specific.
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq) Women like this have animals because they've torched their ability to forge emotional bonds with actual human males. A large dog is a natural substitute. Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:59 PM (U7voe) 196
Rudy Giuliani
@RudyGiuliani Starting tomorrow we will begin cracking through the Swamp media's cover-up of TOP level Democrats selling their public office, resulting in multi-millions, in Ukraine and the conspired attempt with foreign officials to "destroy" the Trump candidacy. Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 06:59 PM (BqBId) 197
Xi is making me watch this shit and I have not seen this much regurgitation since day we ate the bird nest soup with bat stew in 82.
Posted by: Year of the Rat at January 23, 2020 07:00 PM (6NrX6) Posted by: JT at January 23, 2020 07:00 PM (arJlL) 199
new you can use
Its the closet thing to a blowjob, wrote one randy Redditor, who claims hes been doing it for years. However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor U cautions against the perverse practice. You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection, Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 07:00 PM (JFO2v) 200
What a day to be busy and not be here.
It looks like the veneer is quickly fading from the faces and actions of the Globalists and #Nevers. They truly hate a free America. And free Americans. Hate. Us. Effing little sh*thead, that Georgie StepOnAllOfUs. He always has been, you know. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 23, 2020 07:00 PM (sy5kK) 201
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2020 06:57 PM (z79tQ)
Nancy Pelosi announces the House is investigating Senate Republicans. Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 07:00 PM (U7voe) 202
To her credit, despite the massive pushback she got
along those lines, she maintained the question and her own personal distaste for the idea, actually seeking input about the origins of the taboo in physical issues. Of course, it's a great way to discover and spread zoonotic venereal diseases, but also can be physically traumatic to one of the parties. She worded it poorly, though, so it really came off as her wanting to spread some peanut butter. Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:58 PM (uKiy5) --- No credit awarded. It should be self-evident to anyone claiming above a room temperature IQ. She's flirting with the kink, but pretending to be "just asking." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 07:00 PM (cfSRQ) 203
I heard neil young, a Canadian, finally got AMERICAN citizenship so he could vote against PDT in his home State of CA. Lol, CA? Oh yeah, that will be the difference maker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 07:00 PM (fz3ky) 204
189 @RudyGiuliani
Starting tomorrow we will begin cracking through the Swamp media's cover-up of TOP level Democrats selling their public office, resulting in multi-millions, in Ukraine and the conspired attempt with foreign officials to "destroy" the Trump candidacy. Posted by: JackStraw like I said in a willowed comment, Trump ran and won because Obama made a little joke at his expense. he ain't letting this shit slide. he gets revenge bigly. Posted by: Bill Maher's highchair at January 23, 2020 07:01 PM (nFwvY) 205
but also can be physically traumatic to one of the parties.
Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:58 PM Not so fuckin' funny anymore, is it?! Posted by: The Chicken at January 23, 2020 07:01 PM (rBtIz) 206
"Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor U" sounds like a fucking party pooper!!!! You're not the boss of me, DOCTOR! Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 07:01 PM (uKiy5) 207
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 07:00 PM (fz3ky)
Shit like this should be grounds for stripping citizenship and deporting. You have no loyalty, you're literally just doing this to interfere in our election. Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 07:02 PM (U7voe) 208
A few anonymous phone calls to Schiff's office should get him to look at the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg as the root of all things evil. Dumb fucker will start looking for language courses in Luxembourgish.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 23, 2020 07:02 PM (C1Lsn) 209
NGU Every Leftist should move to California, its their utop
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 07:02 PM (ZCEU2) 210
However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service
Doctor U cautions against the perverse practice. You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection, Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 07:00 PM (JFO2v) You're doing it wrong. Posted by: Obligatory at January 23, 2020 07:02 PM (1CjJc) 211
I think we've reached a new low here.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 23, 2020 07:03 PM (EgshT) 212
Not so fuckin' funny anymore, is it?!
Posted by: The Chicken at January 23, 2020 07:01 PM (rBtIz) Yes, it is. Posted by: Anal Otter at January 23, 2020 07:03 PM (Y8PSl) Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 07:03 PM (QLPEO) 214
What is the media going to tell their viewers at the surprise acquittal of Trump?
GOP Senators noxiously vote party line, ignoring incontrovertible proof of Trump's guilt, proving once more that GOP is totally broken. /s Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2020 07:04 PM (9t0Zz) 215
Not so fuckin' funny anymore, is it?! Posted by: The Chicken Touche (or don't please) Apparently, one of the respondents discussed something about pig anatomy that was especially bad for one of the participants, but I'm not sure if porky was supposed to be giving or receiving. Nor am I going to look into the matter any further. The camgirl had nice titties, though. Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 07:04 PM (uKiy5) Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:04 PM (SW7Pm) 217
I heard neil young, a Canadian, finally got AMERICAN citizenship so he could vote against PDT in his home State of CA. Lol, CA? Oh yeah, that will be the difference maker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 07:00 PM (fz3ky) his vote will be lost, like a tear in the rain. Posted by: Roy Batty at January 23, 2020 07:04 PM (aS1PU) 218
So I talk to mom today. And she was watching ice skating and guy had to say he was gay. I asked my 80 year old mom who cares. She sat no one.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 07:04 PM (JFO2v) 219
199 new you can use
Its the closet thing to a blowjob, wrote one randy Redditor, who claims hes been doing it for years. However, Dr. Diana Gill of prescription service Doctor U cautions against the perverse practice. You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection, Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 07:00 PM (JFO2v) Wait whut? Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 07:05 PM (ZfRYq) Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 23, 2020 07:05 PM (7s3Gx) 221
George makes Greta look like Wilt.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 07:06 PM (Jj+59) 222
I heard neil young, a Canadian, finally got AMERICAN citizenship so he could vote against PDT in his home State of CA. Lol, CA? Oh yeah, that will be the difference maker
Posted by: Nevergiveup Somebody shoulda told him we've got ENOUGH whiny voices here ! Posted by: JT at January 23, 2020 07:06 PM (arJlL) 223
Wait whut?
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 07:05 PM (ZfRYq) Oh like you haven't eyed a banana peel up and down before. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 07:06 PM (1CjJc) 224
Apparently, one of the respondents discussed something about pig anatomy that was especially bad for one of the participants, but I'm not sure if porky was supposed to be giving or receiving. Nor am I going to look into the matter any further.
The camgirl had nice titties, though. Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 07:04 PM (uKiy5) That time when you come into the thread late and look around and say nope nope nope. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 07:06 PM (ZfRYq) 225
Wait whut?
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 07:05 PM (ZfRYq) --- Jonah's peanut butter treat! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 07:06 PM (cfSRQ) 226
Not so fuckin' funny anymore, is it?!
Posted by: The Chicken at January 23, 2020 07:01 PM (rBtIz) Yes, it is. Posted by: Anal Otter at January 23, 2020 07:03 PM When you're caught in that leg hold trap, that sound you hear will be me, laughing my feathery ass off. Posted by: The Chicken at January 23, 2020 07:06 PM (rBtIz) 227
189 @RudyGiuliani
Starting tomorrow we will begin cracking through the Swamp media's cover-up of TOP level Democrats selling their public office, resulting in multi-millions, in Ukraine and the conspired attempt with foreign officials to "destroy" the Trump candidacy. Posted by: JackStraw like I said in a willowed comment, Trump ran and won because Obama made a little joke at his expense. he ain't letting this shit slide. he gets revenge bigly. Posted by: Bill Maher's highchair at January 23, 2020 07:01 PM (nFwvY) I hope this is yuge. Let's roll. Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2020 07:07 PM (Ed8Zd) 228
217 I heard neil young, a Canadian, finally got AMERICAN citizenship so he could vote against PDT in his home State of CA. Lol, CA? Oh yeah, that will be the difference maker
Posted by: Nevergiveup ]I hope Neil Young will remember A southern state's electoral votes don't care about the popular vote anyhow Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 07:07 PM (nFwvY) 229
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:07 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2020 07:07 PM (7Fj9P) 231
Heard on radio this morning there has been 100,000 requests for the Trump rally in The People's republic of New Jersey
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 07:07 PM (ZCEU2) Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:07 PM (Zz0t1) 233
sock off
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 23, 2020 07:07 PM (aS1PU) 234
I've been a miner for a fart that's bold.
Posted by: Neil Young at January 23, 2020 07:08 PM (EgshT) 235
Oh like you haven't eyed a banana peel up and down before.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 07:06 PM (1CjJc) That OTHER time you come into the thread late and look around and go nope nope nope. Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 07:08 PM (ZfRYq) 236
Jonah's peanut butter treat! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd the circle is COMPLETE!!!! LO fucking L Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 07:08 PM (uKiy5) Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 07:08 PM (QLPEO) 238
When you're caught in that leg hold trap, that sound you hear will be me, laughing my feathery ass off.
Posted by: The Chicken at January 23, 2020 07:06 PM (rBtIz) --- Banana in the tailpipe? Posted by: Axel F. Otter at January 23, 2020 07:08 PM (cfSRQ) 239
farm animal anatomy 101- a pig has a penis like a corkscrew.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2020 07:09 PM (iEuxk) 240
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 07:09 PM (d7Ww2) 241
Heh. Was able to find that segment on the live stream. As soon as Stephanopoulos makes the "cut" hand sign, he immediately seems to realize that he's been caught on camera, and breaks into a fake grin.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2020 07:09 PM (SV7V4) 242
Ted Cruz's summation --that the Democrats have done nothing but investigate their political rival for 3 years -- so good.
Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2020 07:09 PM (Ed8Zd) 243
I have no idea what this banana thing is about but knowing you guys, it must be x-rated.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 07:09 PM (a0IVu) 244
Boris Johnson has tweeted that Brexit has Royal Assent.
It's official. Posted by: Bringer of Info Official bonerz. Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2020 07:10 PM (QLPEO) 245
I guess there is a reason alleged 'R's consent to be interviewed by Clinton Bootlick Stephanopoulous but the 'reason' is lost on the unwashed.
Fuck the little Stephanopoulous midget in particular. Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at January 23, 2020 07:10 PM (rQNU2) 246
nurse, Thank You, somebody is going to get that on a T-shirt.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2020 07:10 PM (iEuxk) Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:10 PM (Zz0t1) 248
When you're caught in that leg hold trap, that sound you hear will be me, laughing my feathery ass off.
Posted by: The Chicken at January 23, 2020 07:06 PM (rBtIz) Choked chickens can laugh? Everyone has a kink. You have yours, I have mine; I like mine better. Posted by: Anal Otter at January 23, 2020 07:10 PM (Y8PSl) 249
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I have no idea what this banana thing is about but knowing you guys, it must be x-rated. Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 07:09 PM (a0IVu) --- Peanut butter and bananas. We go both ways. Posted by: Axel F. Otter at January 23, 2020 07:11 PM (cfSRQ) 250
Banana in the tailpipe?
Posted by: Axel F. Otter at January 23, 2020 07:08 PM Actually, when I typed that, I was hearing Eddie Murphy talking about his drunk father "And when you're not looking, Eddie, I kick the motherfucker....and then I giggle my motherfuckin' ass off, Eddie." Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 07:11 PM (rBtIz) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 07:11 PM (+y/Ru) 252
Ted Cruz is saying he has been recording a pod cast after they get done in the Senate every night at 2-3 am
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 07:12 PM (ZCEU2) 253
>>I hope this is yuge.
>>Let's roll. TOP level Democrats. As in multiple. Pretty sure it's not little. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S) 254
I have no idea what this banana thing is about but knowing you guys, it must be x-rated.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 07:09 PM It's a gag from Beverly Hills Cop. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 07:12 PM (rBtIz) 255
yeah, the feed still is live if you go to Youtube.
It is the dinner break, Sen Ted Cruz spoke in front of the reporters and said the Demos today threw Joe Biden under the bus, because now Progda, which includes ABC news, now has to talk about Burisma corruption. The ABC talking head reporters are right now flopping like freshly caught blue gills flopping on the dock. "Gee! How could they say that Hunter is bad, for only taking a million dollars from Burisma? This trial is supposed to be about #OrangeManBad, and talking about those "allegations" against Joe and Hunter, well, is just wrong!" Blue gills flopping on the dock. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 23, 2020 07:12 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:12 PM (SW7Pm) 257
That OTHER time you come into the thread late and look around and go nope nope nope.
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 07:08 PM (ZfRYq) DDG search some of the original text from the post, and it is some Dr. talking about jerking it with a banana peel. You asked for more details. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 07:12 PM (1CjJc) 258
the banana thing is old. probably the first tool.
Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 07:12 PM (nFwvY) 259
2 more suspected coronavirus patients in US -one in Texas, another in CA
so total 3 Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 23, 2020 06:36 PM (G546f) Cinco de Mayo is gonna suck this year. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 07:13 PM (LxWV7) 260
It's official.
HRH Prince Philip would be getting some tonight. If he were in condition to do so. I bet Her Majesty is more wound up than she has been in a long time. Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 07:13 PM (7PQBV) 261
This just got more piggish than the New York Magazines Sex Diaries.
Posted by: Year of the Rat at January 23, 2020 07:13 PM (6NrX6) 262
>> 2 more suspected coronavirus patients in US -one in Texas, another in CA
so total 3 OK. Enough with the Maths, people. This is supposed to be a family Blog before 9 PM. Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 07:14 PM (w4+KX) 263
As an antidote to the MSM queefing over Schiff, apparently Ted Cruz has a nightly podcast that he puts out after each day's events.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 07:14 PM (tTbNq) 264
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the banana thing is old. probably the first tool. Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 07:12 PM (nFwvY) --- Peanut butter is much more modern. Posted by: Axel F. Otter at January 23, 2020 07:14 PM (cfSRQ) 265
Blue gills flopping on the dock.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 23, 2020 07:12 PM (sy5kK) Blue checkmarks flopping on the dock. There's a sad song in that somewhere. Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 07:14 PM (Y8PSl) 266
The Queen got a little stiffie I wager.
Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:14 PM (SW7Pm) 267
>>like I said in a willowed comment, Trump ran and won because Obama made a
little joke at his expense. he ain't letting this shit slide. he gets revenge bigly. They went after him *and* his family, not just to destroy them financially, but to imprison them and possibly execute him (recall he and Sarah Sanders said as much when he was cleared by Mueller: they charged me with something that is punishable by death). Trump and Rudy better be going for the TOP Democrats. Can't wait for this. . . Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 07:15 PM (bDqIh) 268
Cinco de Mayo is gonna suck this year.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon True, but Cinco de Dieo will be epic. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2020 07:15 PM (2ygtH) Posted by: toby the beagle at January 23, 2020 07:15 PM (TQ/zJ) 270
#265 otter would like that.
Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:15 PM (SW7Pm) 271
I can't believe Allahpundit isn't on that liberal hack list.
Posted by: Kensington at January 23, 2020 07:16 PM (y87jW) 272
Hey Horde. Holed up in rainy Nashville tonight. Still on the road. Saw a cool sign on the interstate, near Chattanooga. Says " Every Tongue shall confess that Jesus is Lord" EVEN THE DEMOCRATS. Giant billboard. These Media Fellows don't really understand us, do they?
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2020 07:16 PM (9JsKh) 273
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I can't believe Allahpundit isn't on that liberal hack list. Posted by: Kensington at January 23, 2020 07:16 PM (y87jW) --- He's irrelevant. Worse than making the list. No one knows who he is or cares what he says. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 07:17 PM (cfSRQ) 274
Cinco de Mayo is gonna suck this year.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon That's ok. We're supposed to celebrate Cinco de Quatro after the Owebama years, aren't we? Posted by: Sponge at January 23, 2020 07:17 PM (Zz0t1) 275
Leave. The. Otters. Alone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 07:17 PM (d7Ww2) 276
Repost OT - lighter side.
This morning, at the breakfast table, my youngest (5 y.o.) asked me, with the utmost seriousness, "Are democrats bad?" Later, Mrs. Flounder told me that he had later asked her, same seriousness, "Is obama a democrat?" Told these to his Grandma, and she said earlier he told her, "I really like President Trump." Five years old. Smarter than Jonah Goldberg. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 07:17 PM (1CjJc) 277
#257 otter like that too.
Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM (SW7Pm) 278
Nood trans.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM (1CjJc) 279
True, but Cinco de Dieo will be epic.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2020 07:15 PM Yeah, but cinco de quatro will be lit af. Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM (rBtIz) 280
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Leave. The. Otters. Alone. Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 07:17 PM (d7Ww2) --- You may not be interested in the otters, but the otters are interested in you! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM (cfSRQ) 281
>>They went after him *and* his family, not just to destroy them financially, but to imprison them and possibly execute him (recall he and Sarah Sanders said as much when he was cleared by Mueller: they charged me with something that is punishable by death). Trump and Rudy better be going for the TOP Democrats. Can't wait for this. . .
You know what Hunter Biden isn't? A TOP level Democrat. Slow Joe plus .... Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 07:18 PM (ZLI7S) 282
Leave. The. Otters. Alone.
Oh look, the woodpecker slayer is standing up- for another nonhuman lifeform. Posted by: Panhandler at January 23, 2020 07:19 PM (S/rwf) 283
Come on, guys. Bananas have alot of appeal.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2020 07:19 PM (TQ/zJ) 284
Five years old. Smarter than Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner and can quote the rules of croquet down to the finest tap. Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 07:19 PM (d7Ww2) 285
Nood. She-Ra of Greyskull.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 07:19 PM (2B9A/) 286
Stephanopoulos wouldn't be so smug if he were being dragged off to the National Razor.
Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (SW7Pm) 287
Nood Yaniv. Bring your own barf bucket.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (BRpqW) 288
Link to the YouTube page for the Ted Cruz podcast.
Michael Knowles is the interviewer. https://youtu.be/pIT6X5jviak Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 07:20 PM (tTbNq) 289
BTW heard Peter Schweitzer interviewed on Seb Gorka's radio show today about his new book "Profiles in Corruption" -- you'll definitely love it, lots of corruption fact details (at least what little he discussed) on the FIVE Bidens, Warren, and Bernie -- and I'm sure many others in office.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (WqPYg) He does great work. He married an old g/f of mine after we split. I'd love to chat with him Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at January 23, 2020 07:21 PM (xqKYP) 290
189 @RudyGiuliani
Starting tomorrow we will begin cracking through the Swamp media's cover-up of TOP level Democrats selling their public office, resulting in multi-millions, in Ukraine and the conspired attempt with foreign officials to "destroy" the Trump candidacy. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:57 PM (ZLI7S) Flounder said it best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZdeg_fL-I Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 23, 2020 07:21 PM (sy5kK) 291
Bet I am going to be in the 40s
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 07:27 PM (ZCEU2) 292
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"Why is there a bestiality taboo" = "I have seriously considered jerking my German shepherd off and I don't want to feel weird about it" Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:55 PM (U7voe) --- I don't know, ask all the Chinese that are in quarantine from some snake disease. Seriously, these people are bent. umm.... i'm not entirely certain what you think the chinese folks were doing with those snakes. Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2020 07:28 PM (sGtp+) 293
And these extreme leftist hacks wonder why we despise them and do not trust anything vomitted out of their despicable lying pieholes.
If these scumbags had existed during Shakespeare's time, he would have said, "First kill all the journalists" Posted by: Pete at January 23, 2020 07:28 PM (YD0F1) 294
74 Can't the FCC shut these hacky assholes down?
Can not wait for the day of the rope. So many necks. So much rope. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2020 06:33 PM (lnyJN) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHSkMwUa2i4 Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 07:28 PM (VYwSh) 295
Jeez just when Canada was aboot tah put his portrait on dere play money
Posted by: Regular joe at January 23, 2020 08:00 PM (L9P9s) 296
Found the clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueOIOWnzMwA Posted by: garagelogician at January 23, 2020 08:23 PM (IOyLQ) 297
If anyone can find the video, check out MSNBC's primetime coverage of the Republican Convention in 2012. They showed the speeches of every white male. They cut away for every speech by a woman or minority, except Ann Romney. It was something like 11 of 12 white males we show, 10 of 11 non-white males, we show Chris Matthews company.
Posted by: MikeN at January 23, 2020 08:50 PM (o/eHL) 298
Comfortably Smug left Patterico out. He's got mad skillz... literally insane!
Posted by: Iman at January 23, 2020 08:58 PM (Y8JQ4) 299
ACE: A clip of Stephanopoulos cutting off PDT's defense lawyer has been posted here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueOIOWnzMwA Posted by: m at January 24, 2020 04:25 AM (Y3R0d) 300
179 Found this video at YouTube of Stephanapolous giving the cut signal.
https://youtu.be/ueOIOWnzMwA Posted by: Year of the Rat at January 23, 2020 06:56 PM (6NrX6) 296 Found the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueOIOWnzMwA Posted by: garagelogician at January 23, 2020 08:23 PM (IOyLQ) Go, horde! Posted by: m at January 24, 2020 04:26 AM (Y3R0d) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0568 seconds. |
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