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Washington Post Columnist: The Democrat Case for Impeachment Is Kind of a Huge Joke, Isn't It?

I was not expecting this from Jeff Bezos' Corporate Newsletter.

Ed Morrissey sums up the glaring internal contradiction of the Democrats' "case:" That the "case" is simultaneously "overwhelming" and beyond disputation, and also, this is precisely why Republican Senators must help the House actually do the investigation and establish the case in the first place.

And here we have the basic contradiction of the House Democrats’ case for more witnesses. If it's "overwhelming" as is, then there is no need for more witnesses. If it's "uncontested," which it most certainly is not, then there’s no need for a trial. Schiff likes to throw these words around as though uttering them out loud turns them from argument into fact, but that’s not how argument works, outside of court and especially inside of court. The problem for Schiff is that the House impeachment consists entirely of argument, and entirely lacks direct evidence and direct testimony. That is why Democrats are so desperate to get a handful of Senate Republicans to do the work that Schiff and Jerrold Nadler refused to do, simply because the timing didn’t suit their tastes.

Harry Olsen rips Adam Schiff for pretending that he's a prosecutor.

As he points out: Nothing you're doing is anything like the work of a prosecutor.

The House's articles have been analogized to an indictment, but indictments can only be brought if they are sanctioned by a neutral, disinterested party. A prosecutor must persuade either a judge or a grand jury that there is probable cause a defendant committed a crime to initiate a case. No serious person can call the House Democratic caucus a neutral, disinterested party.

Nor can a prosecutor obtain evidence under subpoena on their whim. Anyone with a subpoena to provide testimony or written evidence can challenge that in court, as many recipients of such subpoenas in investigations supervised by the office of former special counsel Robert S. Mueller III did. That is exactly what the president has tried to do in many instances with respect to subpoenas issued by committees controlled by House Democrats. But Schiff and his colleagues not only chose not to permit the judicial process to play out with respect to those subpoenas; they chose to call the president’s attempt to avail himself of his rights "obstruction of Congress" and an impeachable offense itself. How Orwellian.

The list goes on. A defendant can file a motion to suppress any evidence obtained during an investigation that she believes was illegally obtained. That motion is heard by a disinterested party -- a federal judge -- and that judge's opinion can be appealed to an appellate court before the trial ever begins. Again, the House procedure denied the president that basic right by making the prosecutor, Schiff, the judge.

Good article.

I hope he didn't get himself Epsteined.

Posted by: Ace at 05:24 PM




Comments

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1 they know what is coming

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:24 PM (vEIlU)

2 just getting ahead of it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:25 PM (vEIlU)

3 Hello

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at January 23, 2020 05:26 PM (P/hgr)

4 As he points out: Nothing you're doing is anything like the work of a prosecutor.


He just reading propaganda stories and anecdotes. Fantasy Fiction.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:26 PM (vEIlU)

5 Next comes the denials and the blame game

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2020 05:26 PM (XDHLd)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 23, 2020 05:26 PM (arJlL)

7 so If Mueller investigation is invalidated Guess that would spring Manafort, Gates, what his name Rep. Strategist & Gen Flynn
******
Willowed

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 05:27 PM (BqBId)

8 I hope this is all done and dusted next week.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 05:27 PM (a0IVu)

9 By March, it will e like

'Impeachment ?, what impeachment ?'

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2020 05:27 PM (XDHLd)

10

Teflon Trump

So far the real Superman

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:27 PM (vEIlU)

11 Epsteined? Nah. They wont bother with prison. Best avoid the gym though.

Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 05:28 PM (J3Rfi)

12 2020 is the Year of the Chinese Bat Flu and Double Impeachment

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 23, 2020 05:28 PM (DY3v8)

13 2 weeks ago it was Iran, Iran, Iran


Now.... crickets

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2020 05:28 PM (XDHLd)

14 Missed a top 10
And why yes it is a joke.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 05:28 PM (ZCEU2)

15 It's awful when Chuck Schumer is on TV and you're on the treadmill and you realize the remote is out of reach and you can't change the channel without stopping your workout.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (d6Ksn)

16 Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (HuH1F)

17 So is the Dem/Media game plan to throw Schiff under the bus and put the blame all on him for impeachment fail?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (B06Zw)

18 More napping, snoring, and farting.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

19
The only "case" is they hate Trump the man and what he is doing to sabotage the 100 year plan to destroy the republic.

For that, he sure as hell is guilty as sin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (zBaqJ)

20 The latest meme I'm seeing on Twitter: The case is so good it's impossible to acquit; but, the Senate will almost certainly acquit; so, if Trump is reelected then he's invalid right out of the gate. It's almost as if they're setting the table for something nasty.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (RD7QR)

21 I read on the last thread that Schiff was doing a remarkable job and the fix was in. Now it's sunshine and lollipops. I can't keep up.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (lwiT4)

22 hola cliquers

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (B+t5k)

23 Henry Olson is the only thing at WaPo I temporarily lift my embargo to read.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (xPl2J)

24 Adam Schiff didn't kill himself ... just the Democratic party.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (MmQ0O)

25 If you want to read something disturbing, check out the transcript of Hugh Hewitt interviewing Jonah Goldberg. Julie Kelly linked to it on twitter.

Hewitt is a peacetime conservative, bending over backwards to let Goldberg do his schtick and it's embarrassing. Goldberg is completely incoherent, hopping from one Dem talking point to another, contradicting himself multiple times in the process and coming across as a total lunatic.

Worth a post by itself, methinks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (cfSRQ)

26 Adam Schiff is playing Prosecutorial Air Guitar.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:30 PM (w4+KX)

27 Schumer talking to his chair has been the highlight of this fiasco, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 05:30 PM (+tWDL)

28 It's awful when Chuck Schumer is on TV and you're on the treadmill and you realize the remote is out of reach and you can't change the channel without stopping your workout.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (d6Ksn)


haha

stop the workout - the machine won't reset
stop the workout - it's not worth the imagery
stop the workout - nothing is worth that nightmare

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:30 PM (vEIlU)

29 The desperate dem narrative now building is that the House can just keep impeaching President Trump until something makes Murkowski and Collins moist.

Posted by: Kazi at January 23, 2020 05:30 PM (0x00j)

30 12 2020 is the Year of the Chinese Bat Flu and Double Impeachment
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 23, 2020 05:28 PM (DY3v

It's the year of the Rat, technically, and bats are rats with wings, so then...SQUIRREL!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2020 05:30 PM (RD7QR)

31 >>I read on the last thread that Schiff was doing a remarkable job and the fix was in. Now it's sunshine and lollipops. I can't keep up.

He's doing a terrible job, lying constantly and is going to get destroyed by Trump's lawyers and Trump will be acquitted.

Would I lie to you?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

32 Trump should get a third term because of the dems inability to play nice with others.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 23, 2020 05:31 PM (LGXGf)

33 Calvinball isnt the best model for an effective system of checks and balances.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 23, 2020 05:31 PM (r8Bdx)

34 7
so If Mueller investigation is invalidated Guess that would spring
Manafort, Gates, what his name Rep. Strategist Gen Flynn

******

Willowed

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 05:27 PM (BqBId)

________


That's usually not how it works with political prisoners.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (MmQ0O)

35 JackStraw I dunno. You look kinda. Shifty.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (lwiT4)

36 By March, it will e like

'Impeachment ?, what impeachment ?'

-
He'll be impeached forever but not into March.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (+y/Ru)

37 I was sneezing this morning
I'm obviously gonna die

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (G546f)

38 BREAKING: Spy Court Admits FISA Warrants Against Carter Page Were 'Not Valid'

The FISA court's top judge wrote in a secret ruling on January 7 that at least two of the four spy warrants against Carter Page were invalid and not lawfully authorized.


The Federalist

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (vEIlU)

39 15 It's awful when Chuck Schumer is on TV and you're on the treadmill and you realize the remote is out of reach and you can't change the channel without stopping your workout.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (d6Ksn)

It's motivation! *don't wanna look like him* *nope*

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (a0IVu)

40 2020 is the Year of the Rat.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 05:33 PM (d7Ww2)

41 Can we Quarrantine #37, please?

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:33 PM (w4+KX)

42 JackStraw I dunno. You look kinda. Shifty.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (lwiT4)
-------

It's the flip-flops.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2020 05:33 PM (/669Q)

43 Calvinball.

We can't wait to impeach! but take 33 days to send over articles.

We have all the evidence we need! but need to call witnesses.

He's guilty !!! of things not defined under our criminal code.

Yeah verily. Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat & Kniting Needles Critic ... at January 23, 2020 05:33 PM (LPnfS)

44 I hope he didn't get himself Epsteined.

No, but they'll probably have to name a memorial bike rack for him like they did for Seth Rich (if you thought that was a joke, no, it's for realz)

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 05:33 PM (e284m)

45 37 I was sneezing this morning
I'm obviously gonna die
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (G546f)

I've been sick for 3 weeks now. Pretty sure I'm dying.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

46 achoo!
*sneezes on garrett*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 23, 2020 05:33 PM (G546f)

47 That's usually not how it works with political prisoners.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (MmQ0O)
**********
Watch

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 05:33 PM (BqBId)

48 BREAKING: Spy Court Admits FISA Warrants Against Carter Page Were 'Not Valid'^^^^^
So, fruit from the poisoned tree.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 23, 2020 05:33 PM (LGXGf)

49 Shit. It's already spreading.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (w4+KX)

50 I'm waiting for the Obama obstruction of Congress trial

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (e284m)

51 38
BREAKING: Spy Court Admits FISA Warrants Against Carter Page Were 'Not Valid'



The FISA court's top judge wrote in a secret ruling on January 7
that at least two of the four spy warrants against Carter Page were
invalid and not lawfully authorized.



The Federalist

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (vEIlU)
But nobody will suffer any consequences. Lawyers get to keep their law licenses, nobody gets a midnight raid at their house and have their dog shot, and Carter Page's life is still destroyed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (N39Ws)

52 It's the flip-flops.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2020 05:33 PM (/669Q)


And the Fedora

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (lwiT4)

53 29
The desperate dem narrative now building is that the House can just keep
impeaching President Trump until something makes Murkowski and Collins
moist.

Posted by: Kazi at January 23, 2020 05:30 PM (0x00j)

---
This is soooo stupid.

The Dems need 67 votes to convict.

If they flip two or three GOPers they can claim a "moral victory" insofar as they LOST.

However, with the Dems now calling all GOPers 'traitors' to their faces, I'm thinking that ship has already sailed. They are giving the squishes every reason to acquit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (cfSRQ)

54 I read on the last thread that Schiff was doing a remarkable job and the fix was in. Now it's sunshine and lollipops. I can't keep up.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (lwiT4)
.........

Lollipops and Schiff in the same paragraph without mentioning his head?

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

55 Ya'll only get Epsteined if you go up against the clinton crime syndicate.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (gauLa)

56 >>Shit. It's already spreading.

See a doctor.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

57 49
Shit. It's already spreading.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (w4+KX)
Not to worry, they don't know what causes is yet, or exactly how it's transmitted. So you have nothing to fear.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (e284m)

58

😷


Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (/669Q)

59 21 I read on the last thread that Schiff was doing a remarkable job and the fix was in. Now it's sunshine and lollipops. I can't keep up.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (lwiT4)

========

Was Jen Rubin commenting?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:35 PM (UWqZJ)

60 Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (lwiT4)
*******
GAWD I thought Grammie Typed Shitty I about had a stroke ! hahaha

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 05:35 PM (BqBId)

61 Nothing in this kangaroo court resembles anything in the same galaxy as normal trials.

Shit-for-Brains, Nazi Pelousi, Nadless Nadler and everybody else who was involved in this smear upon the nation should be brought up on charges of sedition. Then let them prove they didn't do it.

That's how all this works now, right? We apparently have so such thing as the presumption of innocence after the Kavanaugh fiasco.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 05:35 PM (HaL55)

62 >>See a doctor.


Do I look like a sucker to you?

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:35 PM (w4+KX)

63 The Democrats appear to have transformed real life into a form of Twitters, where arguments are won but typing in capslock and then ignoring.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 23, 2020 05:35 PM (cGlgB)

64 The only people who think Schiff is going a great job are those who are convinced he has mind reading powers and knows exactly what's in Trump's head and he would never lie ever.

The rest are just saying it because of partisan reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (UWqZJ)

65 *******
GAWD I thought Grammie Typed Shitty I about had a stroke ! hahaha



There's an F in there!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (lwiT4)

66 I've seen some people asking why DOJ has only admitted two of four FISAs on Page were invalid.

I presume it's because the Kevin Clinesmith doctored email occurred in the run-up to the third application. So, the invalid ones would be the third and the fourth applications.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (dYe5S)

67 63 The Democrats appear to have transformed real life into a form of Twitters, where arguments are won but typing in capslock and then ignoring.
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 23, 2020 05:35 PM (cGlgB)

===========

Are you saying that shouting at my wife and then driving away is not me winning a fight?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (UWqZJ)

68 Schiff is clearly doing his Vizzini impression, using words that do not mean what he thinks they mean.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (e284m)

69 Goldberg is completely incoherent, hopping from one Dem talking point to another, contradicting himself multiple times in the process and coming across as a total lunatic. Worth a post by itself, methinks. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

So you're saying that Jonah plagiarized Adam Schiff?

Posted by: Lord Kinnock, Delaware Lifeguard at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Ndje9)

70 lol

Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche
· 33m
New: President Trump plans to hold a rally in Manchester, NH the day before the NH primary.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
·
14m

True!

Quote Tweet

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (vEIlU)

71 More on the Goldberg interview....

Goldberg starts raving about Crowdstrike, insisting its a crazy conspiracy theory, and Hewitt goes along with him, and even so, Goldberg sounds like a loon.

Of course, Crowdstrike isn't a "crazy conspiracy," it's a major player to everyone who doesn't think Hillary Clinton never lies.

I'll see if I can find a link, but it was batshit crazy - worse than even I expected.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

72 bluebell is warning off the viruses

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (ZCEU2)

73 Carter Page's life is still destroyed.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (N39Ws)


He might be able to sue in Civil Court. The Browns did so after the OJ fiasco, although OJ stiffed his lawyers, so I'm sure he stiffed the Browns.

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat & Kniting Needles Critic ... at January 23, 2020 05:37 PM (LPnfS)

74 If it pleases the court, I'd like to file for a motion to recess so that I may inject more methamphetamine directly into my eyeballs.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 23, 2020 05:37 PM (ATCV4)

75 Huh. Either:
1) Morrisey had an attack of conscience and has the clout at WaPo to get published
2) The Party/State/Media complex sees which way this is pointing and starting to gradually retrench
3) He'll be unemployed within a year and dead within two.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 05:37 PM (I2dne)

76 Listening to the impeachment proceedings in the background. The Dems have no idea on how to prosecute a case - even if was a parking ticket. They can't even tell a good story, even when it is fiction.I am giddy at how it is going - because when PDT is fully acquitted and unleashed, I expect it to be glorious.But I'm sad and fearful of our Republic.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 05:37 PM (N39Ws)

77 71 More on the Goldberg interview....

Goldberg starts raving about Crowdstrike, insisting its a crazy conspiracy theory, and Hewitt goes along with him, and even so, Goldberg sounds like a loon.

Of course, Crowdstrike isn't a "crazy conspiracy," it's a major player to everyone who doesn't think Hillary Clinton never lies.

I'll see if I can find a link, but it was batshit crazy - worse than even I expected.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

==========

Essentially, it's, "Trump thinks a Crowdstrike server is going to get on the stand and prove that Russia didn't interfere with the election."

Of course, that's not what it's about at all. It's about Hillary's deleted emails that Obama's DOJ seemed weirdly happy to lose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:38 PM (UWqZJ)

78 @20:

It's baked into the cake the Left won't accept Trump's re--election. Have cash, food, water and condoms available before November.

They will lock up several states' tallies at a minimum. It's time to use live ammunition if these folks don't have the decency to slither out of the country or accept its laws.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 23, 2020 05:38 PM (AiCi2)

79 70
lol



Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche

33m

New: President Trump plans to hold a rally in Manchester, NH the day before the NH primary.



Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump


14m



True!



Quote Tweet

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (vEIlU)

I'm going. Anybody here in the northeast want to meet up?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 05:38 PM (N39Ws)

80 Retards: The evidence is overwhelming.

Us: What evidence?

Retards: the overwhelming evidence

Us : fine but specifically what is the overwhelming evidence ?

Retards : it's so obvious if you don't see it I can't explain it to you.

Us: Go ahead a try. I'm willing to listen with an open mind.

Retards: First it's overwhelming evidence and you're mind is so closed you can't see it.

Us : LOLGFY

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 05:38 PM (VzbI8)

81 78 @20:

It's baked into the cake the Left won't accept Trump's re--election. Have cash, food, water and condoms available before November.

They will lock up several states' tallies at a minimum. It's time to use live ammunition if these folks don't have the decency to slither out of the country or accept its laws.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 23, 2020 05:38 PM (AiCi2)

===========

I live in SC.

I think I'll be fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (UWqZJ)

82 I don't understand why we're doing this, isn't Trump already in peaches?
How come Hillary isn't in the White House yet?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (e284m)

83 Good article.


Adults have to get back in charge.

The poopy-pants tantrum party is destroying society.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

84 49
Shit. It's already spreading.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (w4+KX)

+++
Have a nice bowl of bat soup. That'll fix you right up. Wait, that's not right.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (+tWDL)

85 So you're saying that Jonah plagiarized Adam Schiff?





Posted by: Lord Kinnock, Delaware Lifeguard at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (Ndje9)

---
You're not far off.

He basically takes every Dem talking point as God's Revealed Truth and Beyond Question.

Of course he's Mr. Above the Fray, but strangely every line he has is right out of Nancy Pelosi's fever dream press releases.

Hewitt tries to humor him, get him to stay on topic, but it's impossible. The man's completely gone in the head.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (cfSRQ)

86 Are you saying that shouting at my wife and then driving away is not me winning a fight?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (UWqZJ)


dunno.

Were you shouting 'In 3 weeks you'll be so hungry you'll eat those damn shoes!!!!'?

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat & Kniting Needles Critic ... at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (LPnfS)

87 Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (lwiT4)
****
I Know NOW!
when I read it, I read it wrong

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (BqBId)

88 80 Us : LOLGFY
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 05:38 PM (VzbI

=========

Succinct and effective summary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (UWqZJ)

89 >>Essentially, it's, "Trump thinks a Crowdstrike server is going to get on the stand and prove that Russia didn't interfere with the election."

>>Of course, that's not what it's about at all. It's about Hillary's deleted emails that Obama's DOJ seemed weirdly happy to lose.

I don't think it's about that either.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)

90 The Democrat Party is boring.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (Pqytn)

91 These impeachment follies are most certainly Calvinball at its finest.

I'd no idea the rules could change and the goalposts moved so quickly and so randomly.

I am impressed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (d7Ww2)

92 OT : David Nunes tells Sara Carter that IG Michael Atkinson is under active investigation : https://wp.me/p1kzlW-KSv

Interesting read that answers questions about why the Senate Intelligence Committee has held no hearings on the spying on Trump. Has additional links.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (4e+hS)

93 86 Are you saying that shouting at my wife and then driving away is not me winning a fight?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (UWqZJ)

dunno.

Were you shouting 'In 3 weeks you'll be so hungry you'll eat those damn shoes!!!!'?
Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat & Kniting Needles Critic ... at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (LPnfS)

===========

Well, she makes more money than I do, so it would be very close to the sort of disassociated from reality things that get said on Twitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:40 PM (UWqZJ)

94 Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 23, 2020 05:38 PM (AiCi2)

Somehow I think I'll manage without condoms as difficult as that may be..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2020 05:40 PM (WI7YS)

95 89 I don't think it's about that either.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

What is it, then?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:40 PM (UWqZJ)

96 Schiff is clearly doing his Vizzini impression, using words that do not mean what he thinks they mean.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (e284m)
.......

All he needs is the Mandela Funeral Fake Sign Language guy.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

97 As I understand, one of the key elements in magical spells is repetition.

Posted by: Adam Shchittforbrains at January 23, 2020 05:41 PM (e284m)

98 Are you saying the donks need a real prosecutor like Jethro Bodine Patterico, double naught attorney at law?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2020 05:41 PM (y7DUB)

99 Someone last night on the ONT mentioned that Schiff, whose thumb has married his asshole, was a former federal prosecutor. Sure enough, from wiki --

From 1987 to 1993, he was an Assistant United States Attorney in the Office of the United States Attorney for the Central District of California.[6] While in this position, Schiff came to public attention when he prosecuted the case against Richard Miller, a former FBI agent who was convicted of spying for the Soviet Union.[7] The first trial resulted in a hung jury; the second trial resulted in a conviction that was overturned on appeal.[8] Miller was convicted in a third trial.[9]

Sounds like he was up to schnenigans even back then.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2020 05:41 PM (Z4rgH)

100 Beijing just cancelled Chinese New Year celebrations due to the flu

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

101 19


The only "case" is they hate Trump the man and what he is doing to sabotage the 100 year plan to destroy the republic.



For that, he sure as hell is guilty as sin.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (zBaqJ)

________


They're also impeaching the 60+ million of us who voted for Trump.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 05:42 PM (MmQ0O)

102 Ah and the pencil necked geek put on his best blue suit while arguing in front of the Senate!

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 23, 2020 05:42 PM (NvbIF)

103 Beijing just cancelled Chinese New Year celebrations due to the flu
Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 05:41 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++++
That's a big deal, no? I seem to recall New Years' being a very big state and cultural event.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 05:42 PM (I2dne)

104 49
Shit. It's already spreading.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:34 PM (w4+KX)
.........

Nah. She was wearing a paper mask. They stop everything.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

105 Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 05:41 PM (PbpT7)
*********
Happy Flu Year ?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 05:43 PM (BqBId)

106 You must envision that which you desire, and hold that image firmly in your mind.
Then you repeat the words, chanting them, again, and again, and again.

With a great force of will, soon, the spell begins to take shape.

Posted by: Adam Shchittforbrains at January 23, 2020 05:43 PM (e284m)

107 Brian Stelter@brianstelter
"CNN has canceled the Democratic presidential town halls scheduled to take place next week ahead of the Iowa caucuses because of the ongoing impeachment trial, a CNN spokesperson said Thursday. The network is working on rescheduling the town halls..."

-
Well, there's most of a dozen viewers who will be disappointed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 05:43 PM (+y/Ru)

108 @20:

It's baked into the cake the Left won't accept Trump's re--election. Have cash, food, water and condoms available before November.

Inauguration sex?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 23, 2020 05:43 PM (2GPSc)

109 In Calvinball, everybody wins. In Impeachmentball everybody loses.

Posted by: Kazi at January 23, 2020 05:43 PM (0x00j)

110 the past couple weeks have made it clear to me how a dreg like Nancy Pelosi was able to hold onto the leadership slot.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 23, 2020 05:43 PM (LWu6U)

111 When you've lost the MFM.
You've lost.
BtW, the Trump as Road Runner mocktoon is friggin' HI larious.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2020 05:44 PM (7Fj9P)

112 Beijing just cancelled Chinese New Year celebrations due to the flu

That's a big deal - culturally and economically.

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat & Kniting Needles Critic ... at January 23, 2020 05:44 PM (LPnfS)

113 Beijing just cancelled Chinese New Year celebrations due to the flu

-
Year of the Microbe!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 05:44 PM (+y/Ru)

114 Don't go trusting the 'media' just because they print something that's obviously true. They ain't changed nary a bit. They are still all in on destroying President Trump, us, America, and civilization. Sad, but what they don't know is if the caliphate takes over the 'media' won't be publishing dick, Hollyweird won't be filming dick, and gheys won't be....well....you know.

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2020 05:44 PM (UUkQp)

115 Well, there's most of a dozen viewers who will be disappointed.

lol.. feeling generous today?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2020 05:44 PM (dUJdY)

116 to clarify re. nancy pelosi -

The cream rises to the top, but in a sewer, it's the turds that float.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 23, 2020 05:45 PM (LWu6U)

117 112 Beijing just cancelled Chinese New Year celebrations due to the flu

That's a big deal - culturally and economically.
Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat & Kniting Needles Critic ... at January 23, 2020 05:44 PM (LPnfS)
==========

So, this will make them more or less desperate in their dealings with Trump?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:45 PM (UWqZJ)

118 Dr. Cheevers, tell them what the R-Not is exactly.

Posted by: Alan at January 23, 2020 05:45 PM (UI60k)

119 I suppose for a lot of people, the Clown Show that's been inflicted on the American taxpayers resembles the scene in Erik The Viking, when the crew enter Valhalla and discover that their gods are vicious little kids.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 05:45 PM (Pqytn)

120
It's baked into the cake the Left won't accept Trump's re--election. Have cash, food, water and condoms available before November.

Lawyers, guns and money.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 05:45 PM (aKsyK)

121 Here's the transcript.

https://tinyurl.com/wlpq95o

Read the whole thing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)

122 Trying to keep up with Schitt's running mouth would send Mandela sign language guy running from the room, but I would love to see him stick his hand under his arm and give a fart sign every time shitt lies.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2020 05:45 PM (iEuxk)

123 It's baked into the cake the Left won't accept Trump's re--election. Have cash, food, water and condoms available before November.

Inauguration sex?
=================
No, you put them over the muzzle of your assault-style rifle when you're crossing the Delaware.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2020 05:45 PM (7Fj9P)

124 >>What is it, then?

The wikileaks dumps showed us that CIA hacking tools that were able to spoof Russian hacking techniques were stolen to destination unknown. Meaning anyone who had those tools could hack and leave a trace that looked exactly as if it came from Russia.

When the Zelensky administration took office they discovered that ALL the government servers in what is effectively the Ukrainian Situation Room were removed. They found a room of wall outlets and ethernet connections.

The explanation given was the servers were rented and needed to be returned to the company they came from. I shit you not.

See where this is going?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:46 PM (ZLI7S)

125 Two Bloomberg commercials in the past ten minutes. Everybody in Arkansas and Oklahoma wants to turn over their guns Mike, so keep spending.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 23, 2020 05:46 PM (C1Lsn)

126 00 Beijing just cancelled Chinese New Year celebrations due to the flu
Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

kinda tells me the govt is freaking out
makes me nervous

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 23, 2020 05:46 PM (G546f)

127
25
If you want to read something disturbing, check out the transcript of
Hugh Hewitt interviewing Jonah Goldberg. Julie Kelly linked to it on
twitter.

_________


I heard Hewitt the other morning refer to Democrats as our adversaries, not our enemies.

This is the problem with the cucktail circuit crowd and fellow squishes -- the failure to understand how evil the Left is.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 05:46 PM (MmQ0O)

128 The first trial resulted in a hung jury; the second trial resulted in a
conviction that was overturned on appeal.[8] Miller was convicted in a
third trial.[9]



Sooo, double jeopardy is illegal but triple jeopardy isn't?

I think I'm starting to see legal-type thingys more clearly now. It really is Calvinball.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 05:46 PM (HaL55)

129 Chinese flu news roundup...
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/
1220425323801608193

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2020 05:46 PM (TQ/zJ)

130 Willowed.

I learned something new about the constitution today.

Michael Tracey@mtracey
Replying to @mtracey
There is no such thing as "official U.S. foreign policy" that exists somewhere inside the executive branch outside the purview of the president.

-
Yeah, Trump just needs to shut up and let Foggy Bottom give pallets of cash to terrorists, open the borders and get Ukraine to play footsie with Sundown and Coke Hunter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 05:46 PM (+y/Ru)

131 No new year? TheYear of The Rat is called off?

Must be the Year of the Hillary. She attracts rats anyway.

Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 05:47 PM (J3Rfi)

132 Ukraine is the mom-and-pop bakery that the Mafia has been laundering it's stolen money through.

The Mafia is the US Ruling Elites.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 05:47 PM (oVJmc)

133 125 Two Bloomberg commercials in the past ten minutes. Everybody in Arkansas and Oklahoma wants to turn over their guns Mike, so keep spending.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 23, 2020 05:46 PM (C1Lsn)

Now if he promised to stop the scourge of canoe related property loss, he might get on to something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 05:47 PM (2B9A/)

134 Beijing doesn't know about the Forsythia.

Posted by: Alan at January 23, 2020 05:47 PM (UI60k)

135 120


It's baked into the cake the Left won't accept Trump's
re--election. Have cash, food, water and condoms available before
November.



Lawyers, guns and money.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 05:45 PM (aKsyK)
Cash? You mean the fiat currency? spend it on trading booze, spices and medicines now while it's still worth what it's worth.

Posted by: Adam Shchittforbrains at January 23, 2020 05:47 PM (e284m)

136 You know TDS 2.0 will be tremendous, just wait.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 05:47 PM (ZCEU2)

137 update: Beijing cancelled new years festivities in *WUHAN,* not nationally

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2020 05:47 PM (PbpT7)

138 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 05:38 PM (VzbI


Brawndo! It's what plants crave.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 23, 2020 05:48 PM (qu1px)

139 No new year? TheYear of The Rat is called off?
===================
Year of the Bat.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2020 05:48 PM (7Fj9P)

140 136
You know TDS 2.0 will be tremendous, just wait.

Posted by: Skip


So will the flood of hippie tears.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 23, 2020 05:48 PM (b6YYC)

141 Brawndo! It's what plants crave.

It's got electrolytes

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 05:48 PM (6XlcD)

142 Surprise analogized!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2020 05:48 PM (TQ/zJ)

143 What is it, then? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill

It's about CrowdStrike's power to declare war on Russia. It's right there in your Constitution, Mr. Madison.

Posted by: Lord Kinnock, Delaware Lifeguard at January 23, 2020 05:48 PM (Ndje9)

144 The numbers on the new flu are not adding up. If there are less then 1000 cases why cancel new years?

The area they quarantined has a population larger then New York City. Something does not add up.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 23, 2020 05:49 PM (B06Zw)

145 Willowed.

I learned something new about the constitution today.

Michael Tracey@mtracey
Replying to @mtracey
There is no such thing as "official U.S. foreign policy" that exists somewhere inside the executive branch outside the purview of the president.

-
****
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 05:46 PM (+y/Ru)

Not so, sayeth Schiff and St. Comey and fake whistleblower Ciarmerella. WE ARE the REAL leaders!!

Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2020 05:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

146 So will the flood of hippie tears.


Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 23, 2020 05:48 PM (b6YYC)
Now there's a marketing idea - I bet we could have bottled Hippy Tears out in time for the November election.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 05:49 PM (e284m)

147 I am going to really be disappointed if Trump's legal team doesn't show a montage of all the times the Dems were saying they were going to impeach Trump since he became president and throughout his presidency.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2020 05:49 PM (wiXsO)

148 Somebody in FISA courts getting lateraled to HR!


Just kidding. Nothing that severe will happen.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 05:49 PM (ZfRYq)

149 You think Wuhan is a fun place to live?

It sounds like a fun place to live.*

*This makes me wonder what kind of comments we would get as SMOD was barreling in on us. I am betting Kurt and raimondo would still be trolling. Would we seek a reproachment with MUMR?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2020 05:49 PM (2B9A/)

150 Nothing you're doing is anything like the work of a prosecutor.

Au contraire! He's bedazzling!

Posted by: Jen Rubin at January 23, 2020 05:50 PM (EgshT)

151 124 The explanation given was the servers were rented and needed to be returned to the company they came from. I shit you not.

See where this is going?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:46 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

I cannot remember what Russia was supposed to hack (other than our Democracy through $100,000 of Facebook ads). I guess it was the DNC servers?

So, Ukraine, using CIA equipment, hacked the DNC?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:50 PM (UWqZJ)

152 "Schiff likes to throw these words around..."

Those words he heard on any number of "Law and Order" shows.

Posted by: Pakis at January 23, 2020 05:50 PM (Rbu5d)

153 >>Somebody in FISA courts getting lateraled to HR!


>>Just kidding. Nothing that severe will happen.

You mean at the FBI. Kind of late to move them to HR, they've all be fired or forced to resign.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)

154 So I guess I should cash out my 401k and put it all into bitcoin and bullets then?

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (ZfRYq)

155 Mandela sign language guy

Has a great future with the Astros.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (pPNCa)

156 *A-AA-AAH AHHHHCHOO!*
sunuva blind master...

Posted by: Kung Flu at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

157 When the Zelensky administration took office they discovered that ALL the government servers in what is effectively the Ukrainian Situation Room were removed. They found a room of wall outlets and ethernet connections.

The explanation given was the servers were rented and needed to be returned to the company they came from. I shit you not.

See where this is going?
Posted by: JackStraw at J

Not exactly, but the name Crowdstriike comes to mind.

Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

158 Wu Han Clan hardest hit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (aKsyK)

159 Fucking savages in the Congo basin gave us Ebola from eating "bush-meat" (monkeys, lemurs, anteaters et al) and the Mandarins give us coronovirus from eating bats.
We deserve us.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (7Fj9P)

160 1
they know what is coming

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:24 PM (vEIlU)

I forget. Which outlet was it that raised the trial balloon on Mueller being a nothingburger.

It didn't matter. No matter how many times you point out to the true believers. It didn't matter. And then, when Mueller was a giant nothingburger, they lost their collective shit, again, predictably.

So it will be with impeachment. We told/showed them there was no there there to Schiff's demented story time hour. We told/showed them there would never be 67 votes. We told/showed them there was a huge risk that this would blow up in their faces, take down bribem, and possibly many others. They wouldn't hear of it.

Now they run around soothing their butthurt with cutesy little names like IMPOTUS, taunting that Trump won't be President forever. Well no shit.

They deserve every bit of disappointment, mental anguish, anxiety, sleeplessness, insomnia, and lost hope that comes from a Trump acquittal.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (1CjJc)

161
So, Ukraine, using CIA equipment, hacked the DNC?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:50 PM (UWqZJ)
No, they hacked the voting machines. No evidence of that on investigation, but that information is a couple years old. Schiff is just re-spewing every accusation that was made over the last 3 years hoping people forgot.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (e284m)

162 Harry Olson is right!

-Merlin Olson

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (rs8e7)

163 Now this idiot Hakeem Jeffries is taking about Derek Jeter?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (ufFY8)

164 15 It's awful when Chuck Schumer is on TV and you're on the treadmill and you realize the remote is out of reach and you can't change the channel without stopping your workout.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 05:29 PM (d6Ksn)



That sounds like a good reason to suspend workout, to remain sane.

Posted by: Pakis at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (Rbu5d)

165 >> The numbers on the new flu are not adding up. If there are less then 1000 cases why cancel new years?


Chinese Math is famously hard to grasp.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (w4+KX)

166 Henry Olsen is the WaPo's resident conservative columnist.

Posted by: Liz at January 23, 2020 05:52 PM (7arIR)

167 Maybe the flu is just the cover story. Xi is trying to prevent more Hong Kong activity on the mainland. Could theCCPhave lost the Mandate of Heaven?

Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 05:52 PM (J3Rfi)

168 Maybe we should not have people flying here from China if the flu is spreading so rapidly. We don't need another flu epidemic as followed WWI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2020 05:52 PM (WI7YS)

169 Hmmmm...standing in my classroom waiting for my Chinese students to show up. They are usually here by now.
Empty.
I wonder what they know that I don't?

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 23, 2020 05:52 PM (eb8JV)

170 >> We don't need another flu epidemic as followed WWI.


San Francisco could sure use one.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:53 PM (w4+KX)

171 Also, Harry Olsen did not kill himself.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 23, 2020 05:53 PM (rs8e7)

172 165 >> The numbers on the new flu are not adding up. If there are less then 1000 cases why cancel new years?


Just in that one Provence

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 05:53 PM (6XlcD)

173 >>So, Ukraine, using CIA equipment, hacked the DNC?

Quite possibly. But they are probably one of the at least 7 countries that the FBI intel community had access to Hillary's illegal server with all of those juicy national security tidbits.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

174 >>>Two Bloomberg commercials in the past ten minutes. Everybody in
Arkansas and Oklahoma wants to turn over their guns Mike, so keep
spending.<<<

Mike should shift his focus and spending away from guns and help these people buy some teeth.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 23, 2020 05:53 PM (ATCV4)

175 165
>> The numbers on the new flu are not adding up. If there are less then 1000 cases why cancel new years?





Chinese Math is famously hard to grasp.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (w4+KX)
No question abacus result, smart ass round eye!

Posted by: Wu Han Math wizard at January 23, 2020 05:53 PM (e284m)

176 173 >>So, Ukraine, using CIA equipment, hacked the DNC?

Quite possibly. But they are probably one of the at least 7 countries that the FBI intel community had access to Hillary's illegal server with all of those juicy national security tidbits.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

So my email supposition was right, I guess, if a bit incomplete.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:54 PM (UWqZJ)

177 120 It's baked into the cake the Left won't accept Trump's
re--election. Have cash, food, water and condoms available before November.




shit. forgot the condoms. brb.

Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 05:54 PM (nFwvY)

178
Wanking motion

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at January 23, 2020 05:54 PM (m45I2)

179 I used $200.00 DUI attorneys back during the 90's that I would trust to make better arguments in court than these House clowns

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 23, 2020 05:54 PM (DB16e)

180 intel community concluded

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:54 PM (ZLI7S)

181 Democrats obviously thought they could drag this out through the election cycle.

They forgot two things:

1. President Trump is an outsider and there is no political dirt to be had on President Trump. (The House Democrats really thought they could find something Mueller could not. How quaint that a bunch of incompetent losers think they could do better than the focused and sanctioned witch hunt of the Mueller group headed by people who are used to looking for dirt)

2. President Trump fights back, unlike the spineless GOPe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 05:54 PM (MfzEx)

182 Wu Han Clan hardest hit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (aKsyK)
-----
Wu Tang Clan, on the other hand...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 05:54 PM (jW9oF)

183 See where this is going?

Posted by: JackStraw at J



Not exactly, but the name Crowdstriike comes to mind.

Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

---
Goldberg totally lost his shit over Crowdstrike, btw. He brought it up and ranted and raved about it.

Guy is unhinged.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)

184
Ace, I think WaPo meant to say it's a Dazzling joke.

Posted by: Rabbi Soothsayer at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (FT70t)

185 Wanking motion
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at January 23, 2020 05:54 PM (m45I2)

---------------

Hey, that one I understand!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (MfzEx)

186 *A-AA-AAH AHHHHCHOO!*

sunuva blind master...

Posted by: Kung Flu at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (v0R5T)


"When you can snatch the bat wings from my hands, which are behind my back, you will be ready to leave, young Padiwan."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (HaL55)

187 But Master, you did not say for me to not eat the fly.

Posted by: Kung Flu at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

188 they know what is coming

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:24 PM (vEIlU)

I forget. Which outlet was it that raised the trial balloon on Mueller being a nothingburger.

It didn't matter. No matter how many times you point out to the true believers. It didn't matter. And then, when Mueller was a giant nothingburger, they lost their collective shit, again, predictably.

So it will be with impeachment. We told/showed them there was no there there to Schiff's demented story time hour. We told/showed them there would never be 67 votes. We told/showed them there was a huge risk that this would blow up in their faces, take down bribem, and possibly many others. They wouldn't hear of it.

Now they run around soothing their butthurt with cutesy little names like IMPOTUS, taunting that Trump won't be President forever. Well no shit.

They deserve every bit of disappointment, mental anguish, anxiety, sleeplessness, insomnia, and lost hope that comes from a Trump acquittal.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (1CjJc)



Trump should do his own version of the "Impeachment Walk" that the clowns did when delivering the articles, but walking back into the Oval Office.

I'm just not sure on the soundtrack. Rocky?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (vEIlU)

189 Repetition is also an important part of hypnosis.

Posted by: Adam Shchittforbrains at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (e284m)

190 A fella well known for manufacturing witnesses, perjury and concealing evidence is a former federal prosecutor.

Go figure, huh? Every single person convicted by Schiff should request a pardon from Trump.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (Z4rgH)

191 78
@20:
It's baked into the cake the Left won't accept Trump's re--election.
Have cash, food, water and condoms available before November.



Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 23, 2020 05:38 PM (AiCi2)


Condoms? That is not how you repopulate the wastelands after face colander time.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (1CjJc)

192


Just found out what the Chinese eat.

Yeah, this illness is karma, sick bastards.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (lg/F7)

193 : JackStraw

I still think there was something fishy with the Seth Rich murder

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (6XlcD)

194

Whip out your abacus, everyone.

Posted by: Rabbi Soothsayer at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (FT70t)

195 >>Goldberg totally lost his shit over Crowdstrike, btw. He brought it up and ranted and raved about it.


He's triggered by Crowds.

They block his view of the bed.

Posted by: Mrs Goldberg at January 23, 2020 05:56 PM (w4+KX)

196 Two Bloomberg commercials in the past ten minutes. Everybody in
Arkansas and Oklahoma wants to turn over their guns Mike, so keep
spending.

Mike should shift his focus and spending away from guns and help these people buy some teeth.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 23, 2020 05:53 PM (ATCV4)
---------

Bloomberg is pushing ads via youtube.

Uggh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 05:56 PM (MfzEx)

197 According to a Daily Caller story, Senator Burr from the great state of North Carolina is handing out fidget spinners to his colleagues. Burr has a blue one, and Senator Cotton has been seen twirling his fidget spinner, too. The Democrat Party is boring.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 05:56 PM (Pqytn)

198 >>I still think there was something fishy with the Seth Rich murder

There definitely was something fishy. Not sure what but the official reports are ridiculous.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)

199
They can't even tell a good story, even when it is fiction.

It was a dark and stormy phone call...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 05:56 PM (7rVsF)

200 Trump should do his own version of the "Impeachment
Walk" that the clowns did when delivering the articles, but walking back
into the Oval Office.



I'm just not sure on the soundtrack. Rocky?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (vEIlU)

Queen - We Are The Champions

https://youtu.be/04854XqcfCY

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 05:57 PM (1CjJc)

201 Somebody in FISA courts getting lateraled to HR!


Just kidding. Nothing that severe will happen.
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 05:49 PM (ZfRYq)
+++++++++++++
Something that severe may well happen. Much more than that is where my skepticism surfaces.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 05:57 PM (I2dne)

202 68 Schiff is clearly doing his Vizzini impression, using words that do not mean what he thinks they mean.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 05:36 PM (e284m)

And never go up against a Sicilian when impeachment is on the line! Aha! Aha!
Ah...

Posted by: Pakis at January 23, 2020 05:57 PM (Rbu5d)

203 Legal insurrection- Lizzy is saying if she is elected it will be 4 years of going over everything Trump and associates did to prosecute them.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 05:57 PM (ZCEU2)

204 "Schiff likes to throw these words around..."

Those words he heard on any number of "Law and Order" shows.
Posted by: Pakis at January 23, 2020 05:50 PM

****

any bets there is at least one dipshit hollywood director in the wings somewhere?
With a makeup crew?

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 23, 2020 05:57 PM (eb8JV)

205 197 According to a Daily Caller story, Senator Burr from the great state of North Carolina is handing out fidget spinners to his colleagues. Burr has a blue one, and Senator Cotton has been seen twirling his fidget spinner, too. The Democrat Party is boring.
Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 05:56 PM (Pqytn)

==========

I don't believe you read this at Daily Caller. Not nearly enough ads and popups.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 05:57 PM (UWqZJ)

206 There definitely was something fishy. Not sure what but the official reports are ridiculous.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)

What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Epstein Suicide investigators at January 23, 2020 05:57 PM (e284m)

207 >>Lizzy is saying if she is elected it will be 4 years of going over everything Trump and associates did to prosecute them.


Boy will her staff be relieved when she finally drops out of the race.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:58 PM (w4+KX)

208 I'm just not sure on the soundtrack. Rocky?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (vEIlU)

Walk - Pantera. Real Loud.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 23, 2020 05:58 PM (xPJvm)

209 "Schiff likes to throw these words around..."

Those words he heard on any number of "Law and Order" shows.
Posted by: Pakis at January 23, 2020 05:50 PM (Rbu5d)

Ace or JJ linked an article where the author went through the House Impeachment (Book )Report and counted the number of times they use the words like debunked (for anything republicans say helps Trump), conspiracy theory (ditto), but words like "undisputed" for every accusation they level at Trump. Wish I could find it again...

Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2020 05:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

210 Official US foreign policy is whatever the President says it is.
HE is the Executive Branch.

Posted by: US Constitution at January 23, 2020 05:58 PM (ufFY8)

211 Tell me the difference between Schiff and a dirty cop that plants drugs on a black man because "we all know they're all drug dealers?"

Schiff assumed Trump was guilty from the start.
And over and over again he's been caught planting evidence.

After this dirty cop planted the drugs, now he's in the court trying to get a conviction

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 05:58 PM (vPKfA)

212 Or the Trump standard.


The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want
https://youtu.be/krxU5Y9lCS8

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 05:58 PM (1CjJc)

213 Wanking motion
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at January 23, 2020 05:54 PM (m45I2)

tongue poking inside of cheek repeatedly while jerking fist back and forth in front of face

Posted by: Kung Flu at January 23, 2020 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

214 gotta post this before going to dinner

OT Tabloid Trash

Bwuahahaha

Harry And Meghan Already Find Snag In Canadian Living, Take Legal Action

Prince Harry and wife Meghan Markle, duke and duchess of Sussex, have already stumbled upon a snag in Canadian living.

The exiting royals issued a cease and desist letter to British media outlets threatening legal action following Meghan and baby Archie being photographed in a public park in Canada, TMZ reported Tuesday.

In England, Harry and Meghan were protected from being photographed in public outside of official appearances, TMZ noted.

"In England, strict privacy laws protect even the Royals from being photographed in public when they're not making official appearances."

According to privacy law specialist David Elder, the couple could potentially bring a lawsuit forward under the under British Columbia's Privacy Act, the Times reported. However, Elder noted, "the legislation contains many exemptions intended for news media, as does Canada's constitution, and that Canadian courts have generally ruled that people in public places and public figures have little expectation of privacy."



ahahaha

live like the little people

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 05:58 PM (vEIlU)

215
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2020 05:58 PM (2Hbud)

216 193 : JackStraw

I still think there was something fishy with the Seth Rich murder
Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 05:55 PM (6XlcD)

Coincidence in death and next day payments? Nope.

https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/ 031/145/862/original/801f024d52449116. png?1579815129


Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 05:59 PM (UI60k)

217 The Mafia is the US Ruling Elites.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 05:47 PM (oVJmc)


Hey, waddya goin' and insultin' us like that?

Posted by: The Families at January 23, 2020 05:59 PM (Rbu5d)

218 The numbers on the new flu are not adding up. If there are less then 1000 cases why cancel new years?

The area they quarantined has a population larger then New York City. Something does not add up.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 23, 2020 05:49 PM (B06Zw)
+++++++++++++
If it is incredibly virulent and contagious, then quarantining early makes sense. The body count isn't high, but if it has 1918-like mortality and spreads easily, then buttoning it up early is a very good strategy.

This is either a huge over-reaction or it is ultra-nasty in terms of mortality and contagion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 05:59 PM (I2dne)

219
After this dirty cop planted the drugs, now he's in the court trying to get a conviction

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 05:58 PM (vPKfA)
If only we had a hot female cop and her hot partner to expose his evil plan!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 05:59 PM (e284m)

220 This "impeachment" thing is a big bore. The only reason to care about this stupid Dem show is that after housekeeping finishes the sweeping and mopping in the Senate Chambers, it's on to Barr And Durham Revelation Tour.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 06:00 PM (Pqytn)

221 Guy on the radio this morning was doing schitt and schumer comments as if the had been sucking on helium balloons.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2020 06:00 PM (iEuxk)

222 Fucking savages in the Congo basin gave us Ebola from eating "bush-meat" (monkeys, lemurs, anteaters et al) and the Mandarins give us coronovirus from eating bats.
We deserve us.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (7Fj9P)


Iirc, the ebola virus 'source' was traced back to a particular bat cave.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2020 06:01 PM (Z4rgH)

223 Jason D. Meister @jason_meister BREAKING: FISA warrants to bug, wiretap, phone-tap and email-tap @realDonaldTrump and his campaign associates (all private U.S. citizens) lacked probable cause and were not valid because the government made "aterial misstatements" in obtaining them.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 06:01 PM (BqBId)

224 According to privacy law specialist David Elder, the couple could potentially bring a lawsuit forward under the under British Columbia's Privacy Act, the Times reported. However, Elder noted, "the legislation contains many exemptions intended for news media, as does Canada's constitution, and that Canadian courts have generally ruled that people in public places and public figures have little expectation of privacy."


ahahaha

live like the little people
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



Bring your happy ass to the states, Sparkle.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 06:01 PM (Jk+3L)

225 aterial misstatements"

They fucking lied

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 06:01 PM (6XlcD)

226 >>Iirc, the ebola virus 'source' was traced back to a particular bat cave.


You are thinking of Crabs.

Posted by: Robin at January 23, 2020 06:01 PM (w4+KX)

227 Bezos was distracted because he was Mean Texting at MBS about his "phone" "hack".

That's the only rational explanation for Olson's column being printed.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 06:02 PM (fp3O8)

228 Iirc, the ebola virus 'source' was traced back to a particular bat cave.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2020 06:01 PM (Z4rgH)
-----
Holy guano, Batman!

Posted by: Robin, the Boy Wonder at January 23, 2020 06:02 PM (jW9oF)

229 I heard Hewitt the other morning refer to Democrats as our adversaries, not our enemies.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 05:46 PM (MmQ0O)

Hewitt is a honking fool. I remember his hysterical cheerleading for Romney as the only Republican who could electorally sweep the country.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 23, 2020 06:02 PM (H8QX8)

230 According to a Daily Caller story, Senator Burr from the great state of North Carolina is handing out fidget spinners to his colleagues. Burr has a blue one, and Senator Cotton has been seen twirling his fidget spinner, too. The Democrat Party is boring. [/]
I've been thinking about making some stress balls that look like Adam Schiff's head. When you squeeze it, the eyeballs bulge out...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 23, 2020 06:02 PM (rs8e7)

231 The Corona Virus came from snakes.
Snakes!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2020 06:02 PM (r+sAi)

232 Iirc, the ebola virus 'source' was traced back to a particular bat cave.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2020 06:01 PM (Z4rgH)

Holy shit, Batman!

Posted by: Robin at January 23, 2020 06:02 PM (ufFY8)

233 Me mum is a real piece of work.

Posted by: Baby Archie at January 23, 2020 06:02 PM (EgshT)

234
LOLOL.

If Ed Freakin' Morrissey can't equivocate enough to find a justification for The Case for Destroying Trump (v2) in one of his many hundreds of "other hands," then you really suck at this.

He's a big, fat, very soft target for conspiracy nonsense about Orangemanbad.

If you've lost that soy-soaked perennial loser and nincompoop, you have no hope with normal people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 06:02 PM (fUqBx)

235 #205
I don't believe you read this at Daily Caller. Not nearly enough ads and popups.
=================
Don't blame me! Blame Pixie. Wait! Thank you , Pixie!

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 06:02 PM (Pqytn)

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 23, 2020 06:02 PM (rs8e7)

237 47
That's usually not how it works with political prisoners.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 05:32 PM (MmQ0O)

**********

Watch

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 05:33 PM (BqBId)

_________


Well, you've been right about all the indictments, prosecutions, convictions, and prison sentences thus far -- so why would anybody doubt you?

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 06:03 PM (MmQ0O)

238 Jason D. Meister @jason_meister BREAKING: FISA warrants to bug, wiretap, phone-tap and email-tap @realDonaldTrump and his campaign associates (all private U.S. citizens) lacked probable cause and were not valid because the government made "aterial misstatements" in obtaining them.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani


Perjury.

Zero arrests. Zero indictments.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 06:03 PM (Jk+3L)

239 If it is incredibly virulent and contagious, then quarantining early makes sense.

Also, it's a totalitarian country. Friedman's utopia doesn't really have to articulate good reasons for doing anything or observe any due process rights. There's no reason to assume that anything China does domestically is going to be rational by our standards.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2020 06:03 PM (ppBhU)

240
The Corona Virus came from snakes.

Not beer?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:03 PM (7rVsF)

241 I do think flights should be suspended from China to the US until we learn what's going on. US Citizens in China can report to their embassies for quarantine and observation before being repatriated, but otherwise it should probably be grounded. If the Chinese are reacting at this level at this time of year, something is fishy and we ought to suspend most or all travel from China to the US until they care to disclose what's going on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 06:03 PM (I2dne)

242 Horde hive mind at work again.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2020 06:03 PM (ufFY8)

243 225
aterial misstatements"



They fucking lied

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 06:01 PM (6XlcD)
We now have at least a dozen ways of saying they lied without actually using the word LIE. My recent new favorite is 'mis characterized'.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 06:03 PM (e284m)

244 226
>>Iirc, the ebola virus 'source' was traced back to a particular bat cave.





You are thinking of Crabs.

Posted by: Robin at January 23, 2020 06:01 PM (w4+KX)

We're pretty certain it was otters. Nasty beasts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 06:04 PM (1CjJc)

245 After this dirty cop planted the drugs, now he's in the court trying to get a conviction
=============
Really good analogy.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2020 06:04 PM (7Fj9P)

246 kuru > ebola > wuhan flu

Posted by: Kung Flu at January 23, 2020 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

247 Jeff Carlson @themarketswork
2h
Interesting:

"FBI has agreed to sequester all collection the FBI acquired pursuant to the Court's authorizations in the above-listed four docket numbers targeting [Carter] Page pending further review of the OIG Report and the outcome of related investigations and any litigation"

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 06:04 PM (BqBId)

248 Interesting:

"FBI has agreed to sequester all collection the FBI acquired pursuant to the Court's authorizations in the above-listed four docket numbers targeting [Carter] Page pending further review of the OIG Report and the outcome of related investigations and any litigation"
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 06:04 PM (BqBId)
-----------

Queue "mysterious storehouse fire/storeroom fire, etc."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 06:05 PM (MfzEx)

249 Horde hive mind at work again.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt



Thinking the Horde is tired of this "give it time" bullshit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 06:05 PM (Jk+3L)

250 So CrowdStrike would have the ability to make some disgruntled staffer's download look like a Russian hack.

Now where would that discrete set of skills ever possibly come into play?

Posted by: Lord Kinnock, Delaware Lifeguard at January 23, 2020 06:05 PM (Ndje9)

251

Hewitt is a honking fool. I remember his hysterical
cheerleading for Romney as the only Republican who could electorally
sweep the country.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 23, 2020 06:02 PM (H8QX

---
You should see him trying to talk Goldberg down.

Half the transcript is "Jonah, I didn't say that...no one is arguing that...you're changing the subject."

But of course he ends by saying everyone should subscribe to the Cuckpatch and listen to this lunatic's other ravings.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)

252 You are thinking of Crabs.

Posted by: Robin at January 23, 2020 06:01 PM (w4+KX)
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Crab people, crab people
Taste like crab
Look loike people

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 06:06 PM (jW9oF)

253 The Corona Virus came from snakes.

Not beer?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:03 PM (7rVsF)

That was the Tecate trots.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

254 @themarketswork
Interesting:

"FBI has agreed to sequester all collection the FBI acquired pursuant to the Court's authorizations in the above-listed four docket numbers targeting [Carter] Page pending further review of the OIG Report and the outcome of related investigations and any litigation"
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 06:04 PM (BqBId)
++++++++++++++
Then they've already disposed of the really bad stuff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 06:06 PM (I2dne)

255
"FBI has agreed to sequester all collection the FBI acquired pursuant to the Court's authorizations in the above-listed four docket numbers targeting [Carter] Page pending further review of the OIG Report and the outcome of related investigations and any litigation"
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 06:04 PM (BqBId)

Ummmm so sorry my dudes but it turns out we accidentally deleted it, poured acid on the hard drives and then totally accidentally fired them into the Sun.

Sorry about that. Could happen to anyone, y'know.

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:06 PM (U7voe)

256 Queue "mysterious storehouse fire/storeroom fire, etc."

Cameras weren't working and the guards were asleep

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 06:06 PM (6XlcD)

257
We now have at least a dozen ways of saying they lied without actually using the word LIE. My recent new favorite is 'mis characterized'.

Posted by: DamnedYankee


"Economical with the truth"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:06 PM (7rVsF)

258 Bats are good when they fly around and eat mosquitos. It's a bad idea to put them in soup. They will take revenge then.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 23, 2020 06:06 PM (d6Ksn)

259 "FBI has agreed to sequester all collection the FBI
acquired pursuant to the Court's authorizations in the above-listed four
docket numbers targeting [Carter] Page pending further review of the
OIG Report and the outcome of related investigations and any litigation"

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 06:04 PM (BqBId)

=======================
Dark State just lost its penumbra.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 06:07 PM (Pqytn)

260 Then they've already disposed of the really bad stuff.

Count on it

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 06:07 PM (6XlcD)

261 The Corona Virus came from snakes.
Snakes!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Came from bad Mexican beer.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 06:07 PM (Jk+3L)

262 We don't always eat snakes but when we do, they're Coronas.

Posted by: The most interesting Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 23, 2020 06:07 PM (EgshT)

263 241
I do think flights should be suspended from China to the US until we
learn what's going on. US Citizens in China can report to their
embassies for quarantine and observation before being repatriated, but
otherwise it should probably be grounded. If the Chinese are reacting at
this level at this time of year, something is fishy and we ought to
suspend most or all travel from China to the US until they care to
disclose what's going on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 06:03 PM (I2dne)
The UK is recommending locking people who are suspected of being infected with Coronavirus in a room and leaving - not kidding.
https://tinyurl.com/wefff6d
So, we should probably not stop flights and things because we wouldn't want to inconvenience anyone.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 06:07 PM (e284m)

264
The Most Interesting Virus in the World

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:08 PM (7rVsF)

265 Meh.

Flu is a bigger killer, both percentage-wise and in raw numbers.


We would need to know the age breakdown of victims. If the young and young adults are the worst hit, then this is a worry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2020 06:08 PM (u82oZ)

266 Ummmm so sorry my dudes but it turns out we
accidentally deleted it, poured acid on the hard drives and then totally
accidentally fired them into the Sun.



Sorry about that. Could happen to anyone, y'know.

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:06 PM (U7voe)

---
Anyone point out that the prosecutors dumped more documents they "just found" on Flynn after his lawyer said they had a witness to the original 302?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:08 PM (cfSRQ)

267 >>Perjury.

>>Zero arrests. Zero indictments.

It's not perjury it's fraud.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

268 From the sidebar, very cool that PDT offered to give Gov. Abbott a ride with him.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (MfzEx)

269
Flu is a bigger killer, both percentage-wise and in raw numbers.





We would need to know the age breakdown of victims. If the young and young adults are the worst hit, then this is a worry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2020 06:08 PM (u82oZ)
probably a little early to say that. Not like China is going to come out and say "Woah! Dudes! We have people dropping dead in the streets! Don't Come to China!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (e284m)

270 "Economical with the truth"



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:06 PM (7rVsF)

---
"Lacking candor."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)

271 From the sidebar, very cool that PDT offered to give Gov. Abbott a ride with him.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (MfzEx)
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Piggyback?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (jW9oF)

272
"Economical with the truth"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:06 PM (7rVsF)

As that character from The Mikado put it, "I was merely trying to lend an air of verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative."

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (U7voe)

273 Its nice when they can sequester all the information in one spot, makes the destruction easier. Saves taxpayer dollars.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (r+sAi)

274 Lacking candor."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)

My favorite

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (6XlcD)

275 BREAKING: The FISA Information the FBI Sequestered Was Found Hanging By It's Neck Today In Epstein's Cell...

Posted by: Manufactured News Network at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (Ndje9)

276 It's not perjury it's fraud.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

=============================
Defrauding a federal court. Man, that takes balls.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (Pqytn)

277
It's caused by catapulting the bodies of dead Uighurs into Shanghai.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (7rVsF)

278 Zombie Virus - that's the ticket

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (e284m)

279 268 From the sidebar, very cool that PDT offered to give Gov. Abbott a ride with him.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (MfzEx)

==========

More carbon efficient than Obama and Michelle flying separately.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (UWqZJ)

280 We would need to know the age breakdown of victims. If the young and young adults are the worst hit, then this is a worry.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2020 06:08 PM (u82oZ)
+++++++++++
Far more of one, for sure. But if China is reacting that aggressively in an economically important time of year, it makes my antennae go up. It originated there and they aren't exactly truthful. I see no harm in suspending flights from China until it turns out to be a nothing-burger if it is one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (I2dne)

281 Try reading the comments at the WaPo.

Yeah. Rejecting reality yelling at the sky insanity is the tame ones.

There's going to be literal violence when the Senate clears Trump

They are so far beyond reason now, there is nothing anyone could say to change their minds

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (vPKfA)

282 "FBI has agreed to sequester all collection the FBI
acquired pursuant to the Court's authorizations in the above-listed four docket numbers targeting [Carter] Page pending further review of the OIG Report and the outcome of related investigations and any litigation"


We will be reviewing the material and expect a release over the next 84 months.

Posted by: FBI Director Wray at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (ZfRYq)

283 My favorite

Everybody need more condors.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (HaL55)

284 I'll say this for the FBI -- they aren't boring ... like the Democrat Party.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (Pqytn)

285 It's not perjury it's fraud.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

---
I think that if indictments and frog-marches are going to happen, it's going to be very soon. Impeachment was the Sword of Damocles and the Dems just let it clatter to the floor and break in half.

No reason to hold back now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (cfSRQ)

286 So, we should probably not stop flights and things because we wouldn't want to inconvenience anyone.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 06:07 PM (e284m)

We can't even bring ourselves to enforce quarantine on fucking EBOLA (remember that nurse? "Mraaaaaa I don't wanna").

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (U7voe)

287 281 Try reading the comments at the WaPo.

Yeah. Rejecting reality yelling at the sky insanity is the tame ones.

There's going to be literal violence when the Senate clears Trump

They are so far beyond reason now, there is nothing anyone could say to change their minds
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (vPKfA)

==========

Violence in blue cities.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (UWqZJ)

288 Have not watched a minute

Got back to my hotel and there was a bus outside with a bunch of big high school kids from Beloxi Miss. getting off. Big healthy looking all AMERICAN kids. Thought it was sports team or band. Talked to them. Here for the March for life. I thanked them and told them to have a great time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (fz3ky)

289 Defrauding a federal court. Man, that takes balls.
Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (Pqytn)
++++++++++
Not when they're in on it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (I2dne)

290 >>Defrauding a federal court. Man, that takes balls.

Kind of makes you wonder how many other times they did this with people who didn't have the resources to fight back.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)

291 274 Lacking candor."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)

My favorite
Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 06:09 PM (6XlcD)

I'm partial to "disingenuous" myself.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

292 I saw someone on that twitter feed saying "what's with the wheelchair?" Abbott's spinal cord was severely damaged in a freak accident when he was 26 years old, he's been in the chair ever since. He's a great inspiration to anyone who is permanently handicapped.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (trdmm)

293 Everybody need more condors.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (HaL55)
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Really, really big turkey buzzards.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (jW9oF)

294 We will be reviewing the material and expect a release in 54 years. over the next 84 months.
Posted by: FBI Director Wray at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (ZfRYq)
++++++++++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (I2dne)

295 Defrauding a federal court. Man, that takes balls.
Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (Pqytn)


Only if one thinks there is some consequence.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (ZfRYq)

296 285 ---
I think that if indictments and frog-marches are going to happen, it's going to be very soon. Impeachment was the Sword of Damocles and the Dems just let it clatter to the floor and break in half.

No reason to hold back now.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (cfSRQ)

==========

Godfather type editing.

Trump watching his lawyers lay out the case against the Obama administration as a whole while arrests happen at the same time (like Michael becoming godfather to his nephew while his rivals all get it).

It could work!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (UWqZJ)

297 China lies about everything, so there are a LOT more than 1,000 or 4,000 cases.

I expect things suck bigly and that air links will be severed soon.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

298 We can't even bring ourselves to enforce quarantine on fucking EBOLA (remember that nurse? "Mraaaaaa I don't wanna").

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM (U7voe)
I live (for now) just north of Dallas, I remember the Ebola business quite well.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 06:13 PM (e284m)

299 The Corona Virus came from snakes.

-
Dude, the preferred expression is from the Chinese.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)

300 Watched the video of PDT greeting Gov. Abbott. Then I read the comments. Note to self: Never read the comments.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2020 06:13 PM (RueoN)

301 Defrauding a federal court. Man, that takes balls.
Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (Pqytn)

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Not when you know for a moral certainty that the Courts will participate in your fraud and protect you from any penalties for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 06:13 PM (AzW6q)

302 290 >>Defrauding a federal court. Man, that takes balls.

Kind of makes you wonder how many other times they did this with people who didn't have the resources to fight back.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)

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Not Edgar J. Hoover's FBI. Surely that incorruptible institution would have never before done such a thing!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:13 PM (UWqZJ)

303 Someone last night on the ONT mentioned that Schiff, whose thumb has married his asshole, was a former federal prosecutor.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2020 05:41 PM (Z4rgH)


You're welcome.

Yes, I was surprised to find that out. He's doing such a horrible job as prosecutor in the shamwowpeachment that it does make one wonder just what he was up to as a Federal prosecutor. Schiffty's been lying -- badly -- for three years now and that kind of lying does not just happen out of the clear OrangeManBad blue but is a lifetime pattern.

Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 06:13 PM (Y8PSl)

304 China lies about everything, so there are a LOT more than 1,000 or 4,000 cases.

I expect things suck bigly and that air links will be severed soon.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (cfS

There is reason all this shit always starts in China, but yeah socialism works?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:14 PM (fz3ky)

305 297
China lies about everything, so there are a LOT more than 1,000 or 4,000 cases.

I expect things suck bigly and that air links will be severed soon.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)
Yeah, but nobody wants to hear about mass graves doused with diesel fuel and torched before bulldozing them over. That just makes people unhappy and apprehensive.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 23, 2020 06:14 PM (e284m)

306
All that FBI stuff is stored next to Obama's transcripts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:14 PM (7rVsF)

307 Its cool. The Post is kind of a joke too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2020 06:14 PM (J3PgA)

308 292 I saw someone on that twitter feed saying "what's with the wheelchair?" Abbott's spinal cord was severely damaged in a freak accident when he was 26 years old, he's been in the chair ever since. He's a great inspiration to anyone who is permanently handicapped.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (trdmm)

==========

Unless he starts every sentence with, "As a handicapable American, I feel oppressed by the patriarchy," then he's a traitor to handicapped people everywhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:14 PM (UWqZJ)

309 Godfather type editing.



Trump watching his lawyers lay out the case against the Obama
administration as a whole while arrests happen at the same time (like
Michael becoming godfather to his nephew while his rivals all get it).



It could work!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (UWqZJ)

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Better yet:

As the senate takes a roll call vote acquitting him, the camera cuts to FBI agents raiding the Clintons, Comey, Brennan, etc. while The Donald gazes out of the Oval Office window placidly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

310 "We are reconsidering the 1 child policy."

Posted by: Chairman Xi, sweating profusely at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (7Fj9P)

311 You're welcome.

Yes, I was surprised to find that out. He's doing such a horrible job as prosecutor in the shamwowpeachment that it does make one wonder just what he was up to as a Federal prosecutor. Schiffty's been lying -- badly -- for three years now and that kind of lying does not just happen out of the clear OrangeManBad blue but is a lifetime pattern.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 06:13 PM (Y8PSl)

As a federal prosecutor you have the full weight and money of the federal Gov behind you..even if your an asshole and incompetent, it is hard to lose

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (fz3ky)

312 As the senate takes a roll call vote acquitting him, the camera cuts to FBI agents raiding the Clintons, Comey, Brennan, etc. while The Donald gazes out of the Oval Office window placidly.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

And while I'm dreaming, I'd like to bang Kate Beckinsale.

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (U7voe)

313 310 "We are reconsidering the 1 child policy."
Posted by: Chairman Xi, sweating profusely at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (7Fj9P)

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That'll fix today's problems in twenty years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (UWqZJ)

314 Yes, I was surprised to find that out. He's doing such a horrible job as prosecutor in the shamwowpeachment that it does make one wonder just what he was up to as a Federal prosecutor. Schiffty's been lying -- badly -- for three years now and that kind of lying does not just happen out of the clear OrangeManBad blue but is a lifetime pattern.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 06:13 PM (Y8PSl)
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Perhaps there will be a review of cases he's worked on.

Yeah, I crack myself up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (jW9oF)

315 The Corona Virus came from snakes.
..........

The Modelo Virus came from chihuahuas.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

316 Its cool. The Post is kind of a joke too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2020 06:14 PM (J3PgA)
+++++++++++
Hey! Been a while since I saw your nic. I have a curiosity question for you if you don't mind.

Last time I went to San Francisco, I saw a storefront in the terminal called "San Franpsycho."

I didn't go in, but I am wondering if there was any relation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 06:16 PM (I2dne)

317 Not when you know for a moral certainty that the
Courts will participate in your fraud and protect you from any penalties
for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 06:13 PM (AzW6q)

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Unless said court decides to make you the scapegoat.

Nothing personal, strictly business.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)

318 Kind of makes you wonder how many other times they did this with people who didn't have the resources to fight back.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)


OMG THIS!!!

You almost poked my unhinged rant at Child Protective Services rant button.

Because I wonder this about people who don't have the resources to fight back.

And I also wonder it about the law in general. I am thinking there are a LOT of people in jail who shouldn't be. Which, considering the number of people who AREN'T in jail but should be, makes you wonder what exactly they do here.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:16 PM (ZfRYq)

319 He's a great inspiration to anyone who is permanently handicapped.
"...why don't you stand up and take a bow! Oh, wait..."

Posted by: Joey Bidet at January 23, 2020 06:17 PM (7Fj9P)

320 Yes, I was surprised to find that out. He's doing such a horrible job as prosecutor in the shamwowpeachment that it does make one wonder just what he was up to as a Federal prosecutor. Schiffty's been lying -- badly -- for three years now and that kind of lying does not just happen out of the clear OrangeManBad blue but is a lifetime pattern.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 06:13 PM (Y8PSl)

He can't stack charges to make Trump plead out before trial, or threaten his friends (not overtly, anyway).

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:17 PM (U7voe)

321
Got back to my hotel and there was a bus outside with a bunch of big high school kids from Beloxi Miss. getting off. Big healthy looking all AMERICAN kids. Thought it was sports team or band. Talked to them. Here for the March for life. I thanked them and told them to have a great time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:11 PM



With any luck they will run into oh....I don't know, some lying homeless turd and the media will make a big deal of it, law suits follow and WHAM! College paid for!

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 23, 2020 06:17 PM (eb8JV)

322 I haven't been following the farce in the senate, but I gather from headlines and comments the dems are just repeating the same lines over and over for 3 days. But I guess when you make stuff up that's all you can do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2020 06:17 PM (r+sAi)

323
"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:17 PM (7rVsF)

324 And while I'm dreaming, I'd like to bang Kate Beckinsale.
Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (U7voe)

Not after that freak from SNL.

No thank you.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:17 PM (ZfRYq)

325 As time goes by I have come to think that Die Hard overstated the professionalism of the FBI.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 23, 2020 06:18 PM (B06Zw)

326 301 Defrauding a federal court. Man, that takes balls.
Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 06:10 PM (Pqytn)


Not in a banana republic.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 23, 2020 06:18 PM (H8QX8)

327 310
"We are reconsidering the 1 child policy."

Posted by: Chairman Xi, sweating profusely at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (7Fj9P)

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They already rescinded it.

It didn't help.

These dumb fucks destroyed the traditional family, removed the incentive to have children and now find that hey, no one sees the need for the extra expense.

Another socialist success story!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)

328 This new gee whiz virus has a 3% mortality rate? Hell, let that fire burn.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2020 06:18 PM (2ygtH)

329 With any luck they will run into oh....I don't know, some lying homeless turd and the media will make a big deal of it, law suits follow and WHAM! College paid for!
Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 23, 2020 06:17 PM (eb8JV)

Lol would be a big mistake. They kids must have been brought up on some good southern food... they were huge

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:18 PM (fz3ky)

330 Perhaps there will be a review of cases he's worked on.

Yeah, I crack myself up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (jW9oF)


You can bet that if I was convicted by Schiffty, I'd be digging into his past for my appeals.

Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2020 06:18 PM (Y8PSl)

331 I live (for now) just north of Dallas, I remember the Ebola business quite well.

I'm surprised they haven't mentioned our international airport yet. We have lots of visitors down here from everywhere. It could get intense rather rapidly.

O/T - Then there's the owner of our favorite Chinese restaurant who I'm reasonably certain is a spy. Dude just gave off a strange vibe. Only saw him there once. Spoke perfect English, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)

332 322 I haven't been following the farce in the senate, but I gather from headlines and comments the dems are just repeating the same lines over and over for 3 days. But I guess when you make stuff up that's all you can do.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2020 06:17 PM (r+sAi)

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Democrats will mindlessly repeat the same assertion for three days.

Trump's lawyers will have three full days to say whatever they want.

I predict about 30 seconds dedicated to refuting the previous three days, and then the rest of the time spent outlining corruption of the Obama Administration in Ukraine, all directly into Congressional record.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (UWqZJ)

333 China lies about everything, so there are a LOT more than 1,000 or 4,000 cases.
.........

So, does China use cardboard coffins like Iran? Because this could get expensive.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

334 If two of the four FISA warrants were "invalid" that probably refers to internal violations of FISA Court procedure.
The other two were simply obtained by fraud.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (tOI/c)

335 Harry Olsen rips Adam Schiff for pretending that he's a prosecutor.
----

Hamilton Burger >> Adam Schiff

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (eYD0A)

336


If this site supported images, I would insert a picture of Jabba the Terrorist with Jonah's head superimposed crudely on top of Al-Lardo's grisly noggin.

Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (uKiy5)

337 These dumb fucks destroyed the traditional family, removed the incentive to have children and now find that hey, no one sees the need for the extra expense.
===============
And exported all their breeding females in the process.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (7Fj9P)

338 I'm offically done with Ivanka. Praising that idiot Thunberg for "raising awareness" of climate change. Eat a bag of dicks Ivanka.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (dUJdY)

339 OMG THIS!!!

You almost poked my unhinged rant at Child Protective Services rant button.



Ditto.
Be wary of any agency that has a "quota system" to use in considering advancement and/or reward.
In the case of CPS, if you aren't working more and more cases, then next year's budget may get cut. So get out there and rip some kids away from their families!

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (eb8JV)

340 As a federal prosecutor you have the full weight and money of the federal Gov behind you..even if your an asshole and incompetent, it is hard to lose
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (fz3ky)

98% of Federal Cases are Plea Bargains. Its possible to go an entire career, and never really be involved in a real trial.

Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (NgKpN)

341 http://bit.ly/2NOPImb
*******
BasedPoland on Twitter: "Massive, absolutely massive crowds out on the streets of #France against #Macron tonight Tens of thousands out on the streets in "Marches of Light" in every of the 10-15 largest cities of France (video from #Lyon) #MediaSilence

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (BqBId)

342
Can't be too careful. Better ship all those Chinese nationals working here back. And Yankees fans, for good measure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (7rVsF)

343 And while I'm dreaming, I'd like to bang Kate Beckinsale.

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:15 PM (
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She's damaged goods.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

344 >>You can bet that if I was convicted by Schiffty, I'd be digging into his past for my appeals.

What would you be doing if you were convicted using a FISA warrant. Hell, what would you be doing if you were convicted by the FBI?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)

345 So, does China use cardboard coffins like Iran? Because this could get expensive.
Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (v0R5T)
+++++++++++++++++
I think DamnedYankee nailed it. If it is a real, severe outbreak with high mortality, I suspect that China will go with the mass-graves-and-fire method.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 06:20 PM (I2dne)

346 By the way, don't look at the WaPo comments on the article.

The people over there cannot tell the difference between what they wish and facts.

Wow.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 06:20 PM (MfzEx)

347 AN early add to my dead pool.

Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 06:20 PM (B7KlG)

348 Trump's lawyers will have three full days to say whatever they want.



I predict about 30 seconds dedicated to refuting the previous three
days, and then the rest of the time spent outlining corruption of the
Obama Administration in Ukraine, all directly into Congressional record.


Does Rudy get to talk? My feeling is that if Rudy gets to talk, he'll get them so enraged that one or more of them might have screaming breakdowns on the Senate floor and have to be dragged off bodily.

/or maybe that's just a sweet dream I have.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (gauLa)

349 Wanking motion

Just don't involve a banana: according to the NY Post, "Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels."

https://tinyurl.com/r5tmztc

Somebody check the contents of Schiff's lunch bag.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (pPNCa)

350 As an aside, Ham Burger went 0 - 271 for 271 episodes of Perry Mason. I suspect that Paul Drake's score with Della Street ran a lot higher.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (eYD0A)

351 O/T - Then there's the owner of our favorite Chinese restaurant who I'm reasonably certain is a spy. Dude just gave off a strange vibe. Only saw him there once. Spoke perfect English, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 06:18 PM (HaL55)
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So, kinda the Chinese version of Elim Garak?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (jW9oF)

352 My opinion of prosecutors just dropped 20 percentage points

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (ZCEU2)

353 And Yankees fans, for good measure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (7rVsF)


Ouch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (fz3ky)

354 And exported all their breeding females in the process.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (7Fj9P)

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The last vestiges of traditional Chinese culture exist outside of China.

I don't think any of it survived the Cultural Revolution on the mainland. You have to go to Taiwan and the expats to see it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)

355 nood

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

356 She's damaged goods.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

S'okay, so am I. And I didn't say 'marry'.

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2020 06:22 PM (U7voe)

357 348 Does Rudy get to talk? My feeling is that if Rudy gets to talk, he'll get them so enraged that one or more of them might have screaming breakdowns on the Senate floor and have to be dragged off bodily.

/or maybe that's just a sweet dream I have.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (gauLa)

=========

No, but everything he's found in the Ukraine is probably known by the lawyers Trump has there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:22 PM (UWqZJ)

358 So if they call off Chinese New Year we should be able to get fireworks really cheap.

Posted by: hILLRY 2020 - o O at January 23, 2020 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

359 What would you be doing if you were convicted using a
FISA warrant. Hell, what would you be doing if you were convicted by
the FBI?





Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)

=====================
All I'm gonna say about that is "FBI Crime Lab".

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (Pqytn)

360 352 My opinion of prosecutors just dropped 20 percentage points
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (ZCEU2)

==========

To -83?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (UWqZJ)

361 Does Rudy get to talk? My feeling is that if Rudy gets to talk, he'll get them so enraged that one or more of them might have screaming breakdowns on the Senate floor and have to be dragged off bodily.

/or maybe that's just a sweet dream I have.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 23, 2020 06:21 PM (gauLa)
+++++++++++++
I think Trump made some comment about Rudy not being there as a lawyer in case they decide to call witnesses, because if so he wants to leave Rudy available to testify.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (I2dne)

362 Why can't the neverTrumpers ever show some skepticism about something Pencil Neck or the media says? Just once.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (OQe0f)

363 238 Jason D. Meister @jason_meister BREAKING: FISA warrants to bug, wiretap, phone-tap and email-tap @realDonaldTrump and his campaign associates (all private U.S. citizens) lacked probable cause and were not valid because the government made "aterial misstatements" in obtaining them.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani


Perjury.

Zero arrests. Zero indictments.
Posted by: rickb223


somehow, I don't think the guy who ran for president and won because Barack Obama made jokes about him, will let this slide. he settles scores and settles them bigly.

Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (nFwvY)

364 Nood stupid journos

Posted by: April at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (OX9vb)

365 It's a good thing that they've created a cure for HIV. With all of this butt slamming going on, it was easy enough for scientists to figure out that only the batshit crazy would engage in this filthy activity.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (ATCV4)

366 Someone's talking about lacking candy? I get nightmares about that.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (ykYG2)

367 Well, I guess we'll see soon if Brian Cates/ @drawandstrike (I know he reads the site whether he is a moron is another matter) is right that Trump set up this impeachment so he can go into the Well of the Senate and dump on all the Dems.

Also, rules of the Senate during impeachment says all Senators must be present. Last night Feinstein bugged out early. I bet Mitch doesn't say a word about it.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (ZfRYq)

368

There is reason all this shit always starts in China, but yeah socialism works?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


No, it always starts in Saudi Arabia or Turkey, if you want to win Plague Inc, that is. China can tamp down too fast on its people's mobility, even with a fast mutating virus, it gets stopped well short of full infection, and certainly before cascading death tolls globally.

Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (uKiy5)

369 BREAKING : JOHN McCAIN'S FUNERAL SUSPENDED IN 4th INNING DUE TO CHINESE FLU OUTBREAK

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 06:24 PM (w4+KX)

370 Funny thing about those sequestered files. Hehehe.

As a cost saving measure we store all sequestered government files on this same super secure server. Turns out that it is the same server that had all the Epstein cell video files. And they all melted in the same accidental acid bath. What are the odds of THAT, amirght?

It's all Trump's fault because he cut all the spending so much we can't afford more than one server for the entire country.

*raises fist*

Orangemanbad!

Posted by: F.B.I. at January 23, 2020 06:25 PM (FAjgp)

371 These dumb fucks destroyed the traditional family, removed the incentive to have children and now find that hey, no one sees the need for the extra expense.

Another socialist success story!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)

But enough about the United States...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

372 If this site supported images, I would insert a picture of Jabba the Terrorist with Jonah's head superimposed crudely on top of Al-Lardo's grisly noggin.
Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (uKiy5)

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Done:
https://tinyurl.com/vynhqgs

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2020 06:26 PM (AzW6q)

373 I suspect that China will go with the mass-graves...
--------

The commies are big on mass graves, probably because they have the free labor to dig them.

Bonus: If a gravedigger dies, they're already in the hole. Also, one less mouth to feed.

Some of the efficiencies of the commie/socialist systems have to be acknowledged.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 06:26 PM (eYD0A)

374 Yep it's hard to keep up/keep straight, but the Flynn case continues to be a veritable festival of government misconduct and dubious conduct. More "oopsie, here's more evidence!!" this past week.

May/may not be affected by this FISA stuff, but in any case wonder if Judge Sullivan realizes that he's now in a spot where his decisions will have out-sized impact on the credibility of key institutions.

Not a salty follower of federal cases, but this case simply has to be one of the most laughably compromised ones evah.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2020 06:26 PM (El6T/)

375 It's not perjury it's fraud.
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A.N.D.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 23, 2020 06:26 PM (ZuGkg)

376 BackwardsBoy - So you have met Di- Fi's former driver

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 06:27 PM (ZCEU2)

377 Lying in an affidavit is perjury

And when you use a false affidavit to get a warrant, that is perpetrating a fraud on the court.

But, tbf, the court was in on it.

Sooooo

Posted by: Simplemind at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (ZuGkg)

378

If this site supported images, I would insert a picture of Jabba the Terrorist with Jonah's head superimposed crudely on top of Al-Lardo's grisly noggin.
Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:19 PM (uKiy5)

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Done:
https://tinyurl.com/vynhqgs
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


HOLY SHIT, that's PERFECT!!! LOLZ

Very nice, YD, very nice.

Cobs, Send YD's pic to the ewok, he can use it on every JG thread from now on.

LMFAO

Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (uKiy5)

379 Chinese Math is famously hard to grasp.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 05:51 PM (w4+KX)


Well yeah, when every frickin' number from zero up has it's own character!

Posted by: Tea for Two at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (YqED9)

380 Make that "its."

Rhymes with "tits."

Posted by: tits at January 23, 2020 06:30 PM (YqED9)

381 So now I'm thinking about Homer getting bored with the cult movie, "So wait a minute! The cops knew all along internal affairs was setting them up?!"
"No! What?! That wasn't in the film at all. What were you watching?"
"I got bored and made up my own movie"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 06:32 PM (vPKfA)

382 Ted Cruz summed it up: Does a president have a right to investigate corruption, even of a rival? Well, Democrats have investigated President Trump for five years.

But they say "no". And assert there was no Biden corruption, thus opening the door.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2020 06:34 PM (Ndje9)

383

"His mind is the most powerful we've ever encountered!"

Posted by: imp at January 23, 2020 06:35 PM (uKiy5)

384 377
Lying in an affidavit is perjury



And when you use a false affidavit to get a warrant, that is perpetrating a fraud on the court.



But, tbf, the court was in on it.



Sooooo

Posted by: Simplemind at January 23, 2020 06:29 PM (ZuGkg)

You can't defraud the willing.

Posted by: St. James Comey at January 23, 2020 06:38 PM (1CjJc)

385 200 Trump should do his own version of the "Impeachment
Walk" that the clowns did when delivering the articles, but walking back
into the Oval Office.



I'm just not sure on the soundtrack. Rocky?


La Grange-ZZ Top

Posted by: free tibet at January 23, 2020 06:44 PM (Z1eux)

386 Barr should stand up a task force to find out who else Schiff has railroaded. Springing a few innocent folks of color before the election would be epic.

Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 06:52 PM (B7KlG)

387 my story has schiffted

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 23, 2020 07:07 PM (4vNgL)

388 What am I missing here? Ed Morrissey has been a conservative blogger for years. He was a reluctant Trump voter who has been generally supportive of Trump. What's he doing writing for WaPo?

Posted by: William A Befort at January 24, 2020 12:16 AM (hJFOo)

389 test

Posted by: school marm at January 24, 2020 04:10 AM (A7Gpw)

390 @98

Oh, just glorious misery over at the Buffoonerico's Buffoonications website

http://patterico.com/2020/01/23/you-dont-have-to-agree-with-everything-adam-schiff-has-ever-said/

Posted by: school marm at January 24, 2020 04:16 AM (A7Gpw)

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