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UK Parliament Passes EU Withdrawal Bill, Setting January 31 As the Day the UK Regains Its Sovereignty

They still need the Queen's blessing, but that's a formality.

Wednesday’s vote paves the way for the UK to leave the EU on 31 January, awaiting formal permission from Her Majesty The Queen.

"At times it felt like we would never cross the Brexit finish line, but we’ve done it," Prime Minister Johnson declared following the vote.

The EU is preparing for vengeance:

While the EU has agreed to Britain leaving the bloc, news reports suggest that Brussels intends to punish its leading trading partner and Europe's second-largest economy.

“EU preparing to give UK worse trade deal terms than Canada or Japan,” The Telegraph reported on Monday.

Brussels is planning to hit Britain where it hurts the most. The European Commission, the EU’s executive arm, has drawn up a hit list to target the British financial sector for defying the EU to dictate regulations following the Brexit.

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Posted by: RUReadingthis at January 23, 2020 03:15 PM (RzLGh)

2 Deep Eurostate.

Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 03:15 PM (J3Rfi)

3 First?

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2020 03:15 PM (Izzlo)

4 EU being a little bitch, I see. Never mind, Trump's trade deal with the UK will be yuge.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

5 I read that they already have the Queen's blessing

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 03:16 PM (3aI0K)

6 And when the EU finally collapses, who will they be looking to for help? Aside from the US.

Posted by: Commissar Sexist Snake at January 23, 2020 03:16 PM (RM/4T)

7 Fuck the EU.

Trump and Boris have already probably worked out a very friendly Trade Deal that's advantageous to both nations.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (CqE5x)

8 We can fix that

Posted by: YYZ at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (qMss4)

9 The first domino has fallen.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (Pqf02)

10 free and top 10

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (8D42x)

11 What did they ever decide on Ireland/Northern Ireland?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (so+oy)

12 I read that they already have the Queen's blessing
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 03:16 PM (3aI0K)


UK: (sneeze)
QE2: God Bless You

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 03:18 PM (CqE5x)

13 Brussels is planning to hit Britain where it hurts the most. The European Commission, the EU's executive arm, has drawn up a hit list to target the British financial sector for defying the EU to dictate regulations following the Brexit.

But, but, our Betters have told us you can't win trade wars. Don't these EU Betters know this!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 23, 2020 03:18 PM (nYWSF)

14 I heard QEII gave her approval today...

Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 03:18 PM (Rbu5d)

15 Welp, looks like they're going to the back of the queue. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 03:18 PM (bDqIh)

16 The Queen's blessing ...
Queen Elizabeth II is a British WWII veteran. I wouldn't be surprised if the document is completely filled out with only the signature and date left blank.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 03:18 PM (Pqytn)

17 LOLGF EU

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (JFO2v)

18 Fug the Continentals. Boris needs to bring his hair over and negotiate a yuge, classy trade agreement. Really luxurious, the best ever.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

19 Congratulations to the British peoples.
The first step towards regaining its rightful place in the world... after pissing it away since the end of WWll!

Posted by: MarkY at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (g1mAo)

20 Poland next

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (JFO2v)

21 yeah, that's not going to work out for the EU quite the way they intend it too. but their idea isn't so much to punish the UK, though that's a nice bonus, but to discourage other countries from getting ideas and doing likewise...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (8D42x)

22 I'm sure Trump will work out a trade agreement with the UK. It's a global economy and they can do fine without the EU.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (FlnBp)

23 I get rid of Brussels and Markle in the same month?

It's good to be the Queen!

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (FJYfm)

24 lolgf EU. Congrats, Britain.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (1CjJc)

25 11 What did they ever decide on Ireland/Northern Ireland?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (so+oy)

And what about Scotland? They were making noise about seceding from the UK if this went through

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2020 03:20 PM (Izzlo)

26 Brrrrrr-exit!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:20 PM (Ejm1K)

27 Britain needs a new holiday. I hope they scheduled so there would be no overlap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 23, 2020 03:20 PM (oXJmp)

28 This is rayciss.

Posted by: Muggles Merkin at January 23, 2020 03:20 PM (vtcmf)

29 The Visegrad Union. VU.

"We may be small, but we're loud."

(Unfortunately, they're also a little too tightly clamped on the EU teat).

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:20 PM (8erNz)

30 TheEU will be fine. They refused more sanctions on Iran. I bet the Teheran financial sector can fill in for London.

Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 03:20 PM (J3Rfi)

31 What could the EU possibly do that is worse than the onslaught of rules, regulations and dictates they burden EU members with?
I am being serious.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 03:21 PM (bDqIh)

32 >>Brussels is planning to hit Britain where it hurts the most. The European Commission, the EU's executive arm, has drawn up a hit list to target the British financial sector for defying the EU to dictate regulations following the Brexit.

The EU is going to hold its breath until all of Denmark turns blue, just to show those Brits.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 03:21 PM (SUJyY)

33 MBGBA - Make Britain Great Britain Again

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 23, 2020 03:21 PM (pDZ7x)

34 Trump will have fun giving England better trade terms than the EU.

Posted by: WOPR at January 23, 2020 03:21 PM (UkvxG)

35 And when the EU finally collapses, who will they be looking to for help? Aside from the US.[/b[

Posted by: Commissar Sexist Snake



Fuck that noise.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:21 PM (SMh/7)

36 7
Fuck the EU.



Trump and Boris have already probably worked out a very friendly Trade Deal that's advantageous to both nations.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (CqE5x)

Hope it includes some of those Ex-MOD diesel Land Rovers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:21 PM (1CjJc)

37 Brussels is planning to hit Britain where it hurts the most. The European Commission, the EU's executive arm, has drawn up a hit list to target the British financial sector for defying the EU to dictate regulations following the Brexit.
++++++++++++++
The game of chicken is on. The constant Brexit delay has given the EU time to develop some on the necessary infrastructure in Frankfurt and Paris, but I don't think it's enough. This will hurt the EU, too.

And London clearance, even if frozen out of the EU, is still globally relevant. And you can be sure there will be a US trade deal toot sweet.

The EU *needs* Britain to collapse. If she doesn't, then other countries might get uppity.

Start the clock. About to get interesting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 03:22 PM (I2dne)

38 Whew. Auto close FTW.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:22 PM (SMh/7)

39 4
EU being a little bitch, I see. Never mind, Trump's trade deal with the UK will be yuge.

Posted by: IC


EU: We're going to throw a hissy fit, even if it hurts us more than you.
BJ: You sissy marys.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 03:22 PM (T6t7i)

40 The Trump curse awaits the Putin colluding EU.

Posted by: Typus at January 23, 2020 03:22 PM (2rSJ9)

41 38 Whew. Auto close FTW.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:22 PM (SMh/7)

You barrelly made it.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 03:22 PM (SUJyY)

42 How dare you!

Posted by: Brussels at January 23, 2020 03:22 PM (1CjJc)

43 The first domino has fallen.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (Pqf02)

Italy will be watching to see how it plays out. If England goes roaring along, expect Italy, which I think is #3 economically in the EU, to say ciao.

Posted by: WOPR at January 23, 2020 03:23 PM (UkvxG)

44 It just shows how insane the whole EU is. They want to punish UK for leaving.

When it comes to trade it is hard to punish the UK without also damaging the EU. Also you significantly lesson the likelihood they will ever return. And no doubt the U.S. will que up a very favorable trade treaty with the UK ASAP.

The only point to punishing the UK is to keep any other EU member from leaving, but that high handed bullshit is exactly what will cause them to leave.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 23, 2020 03:23 PM (+DS2f)

45 The EU *needs* Britain to collapse. If she doesn't, then other countries might get uppity.

Start the clock. About to get interesting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Hasn't Italy started making noise?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:23 PM (SMh/7)

46 They should place a One Way sign at the Chunnel, with an arrow pointing towards France.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 03:23 PM (eYD0A)

47 44 It just shows how insane the whole EU is. They want to punish UK for leaving.


They learned that trick from the Muslims.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 03:23 PM (SUJyY)

48 Trump should tell the EU that our trade deal with them will be the same as whatever deal they make with the UK.

Hoists, petards, some assembly required.

Posted by: Thatch at January 23, 2020 03:24 PM (edSOm)

49

Yeah, of course the fascist EU is planning revenge. They WANT UK to fail.

Shiff is already scheming how to impeach Boris Johnson.

Posted by: Rabbi Soothsayer at January 23, 2020 03:24 PM (Ntu4w)

50 "And London clearance, even if frozen out of the EU, is still globally relevant. And you can be sure there will be a US trade deal toot sweet."

#2 behind NYCity, or in front of?

Posted by: MarkY at January 23, 2020 03:24 PM (g1mAo)

51 So the EU wants London to offer Greece, Ireland, and Italy options next time ....

Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 03:24 PM (B7KlG)

52 We're here for a reason.

Posted by: NIC Close Tags at January 23, 2020 03:24 PM (eYD0A)

53 Trump should tell the EU that our trade deal with them will be the same as whatever deal they make with the UK.

Hoists, petards, some assembly required.
Posted by: Thatch


Winner winner chicken dinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:24 PM (SMh/7)

54 Queen be all like I dropped my grandson you think I won't drop you too Europe?

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (9VeU0)

55 5 I read that they already have the Queen's blessing
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 03:16 PM (3aI0K)

I've read that as well - she signed earlier today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (Kpl3J)

56
The EU is like a mafia gang. No one "leaves" unless they're dead.

Posted by: Rabbi Soothsayer at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (Ntu4w)

57 Trump will now offer the UK an extremely favorable trade deal (for both parties) that has already been quietly negotiated and will be promptly signed in February. Mark my words. Trump and Boris will look like a heroes. And the idiots of the EU will look like losers.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (+DS2f)

58 I get rid of Brussels and Markle in the same month?

It's good to be the Queen!
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (FJYfm)


And that brainless ginger Cuck.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (y7DUB)

59 California might want to pay attention to what's cooking in Europe.

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (2rSJ9)

60 I just published mmy conservative paen to giving up sovereignty and joining world government so, naturally, I am devastated to hear this story,

Posted by: The Rev. Colonel David French, A Xantastic Guy! at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (LISuA)

61 So the EU wants London to offer Greece, Ireland, and Italy options next time ....
Posted by: Jean
---------

Ah. The Stalin deal. ISWYDT

Posted by: NIC Close Tags at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (eYD0A)

62 >>"The EU is preparing for vengeance."

Thus demonstrating the very attitude which proves why it was imperative to leave that totalitarian institution.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (SV7V4)

63 Fuck Brussels. And their vile sprouts.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (NWiLs)

64 11 What did they ever decide on Ireland/Northern Ireland?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (so+oy)

And what about Scotland? They were making noise about seceding from the UK if this went through
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2020 03:20 PM (Izzlo)

Worth noting that none of the amendments to the bill which were proposed in the House of Lords were passed and included. None.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 03:26 PM (LxWV7)

65 And the idiots of the EU will look like losers.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp


Look like?

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 03:26 PM (T6t7i)

66 California might want to pay attention to what's cooking in Europe.
Posted by: torabora
------

And China.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 03:26 PM (eYD0A)

67 Britain is already projected to outpace the EU, economically.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/ article/d37b4c70-3bbd-11ea-9bc3-b4804128329e

Britain's economy will grow faster than those of other major European countries this year as chief executives regard it as an increasingly attractive place to invest, two studies have found.

Amid growing optimism over Britain's economic outlook, the International Monetary Fund said that it would outperform the eurozone this year and next.

Assuming there is an orderly Brexit at the end of the month, and a gradual transition to a new relationship with the bloc, growth would accelerate from 1.3 per cent last year to 1.4 per cent this year and 1.5 per cent in 2021, it said.


It would be hilarious if Britain and the US saw growth, and the EU saw a recession.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 23, 2020 03:26 PM (wCmLp)

68 37 Brussels is planning to hit Britain where it hurts the most. The European Commission, the EU's executive arm, has drawn up a hit list to target the British financial sector for defying the EU to dictate regulations following the Brexit.
++++++++++++++
The game of chicken is on. The constant Brexit delay has given the EU time to develop some on the necessary infrastructure in Frankfurt and Paris, but I don't think it's enough. This will hurt the EU, too.

Yep - and there isn't anything that the UK is currently getting from the EU that it can't get just as easily from the US. All they gotta do is ask.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)

69 Trump will now offer the UK an extremely favorable
trade deal (for both parties) that has already been quietly negotiated
and will be promptly signed in February. Mark my words. Trump and
Boris will look like a heroes. And the idiots of the EU will look like
losers.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (+DS2f)

============================
Dems: "This is not the collusion we've been searching for!"

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2020 03:26 PM (Pqytn)

70 The main thing holding the EU together is financial obligation. The UK has some degree of physical isolation, being across the channel, but they also stuck with the Pound as their currency..

Posted by: Commissar Sexist Snake at January 23, 2020 03:26 PM (RM/4T)

71 I've been trying to figure out why we are supporting the EU at all.

We are supposed to support Democracies, but the EU is NOT one.

Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (NgKpN)

72 33 MBGBA - Make Britain Great Britain Again

"Give Ireland Back to the Irish,
Give London back to the Lapps,
Give China back to the Chinese,
And Yoko back to the Japs"

The preceding was recorded by the late Paul McCartney...

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (8erNz)

73 So it begins....

Posted by: That Guy that always thinks it's the beginning at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (BRpqW)

74 Looking forward to Trump telling the EU that if they do that he will give Britain better terms and the EU worse.


Bet on it.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (nRWPy)

75 They can have a free trade agreement with us on Feb 1. They need to work on marketing campaign to give American consumers a taste for mutton.

Posted by: SkylerKat at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (SXIn9)

76 Brussels is planning to hit Britain where it hurts the most.



ingrates. 2 world wars later, maybe should have let the krauts have poor little Belgium

Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (nFwvY)

77 Italy will be watching to see how it plays out. If England goes roaring along, expect Italy, which I think is #3 economically in the EU, to say ciao.
Posted by: WOPR at January 23, 2020 03:23 PM (UkvxG)


I wouldn't be surprised if Greece were to pull out as well. Devalue their currency would be painful, but would put them in a better position to attract tourist dollars.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (wCmLp)

78 I fart in your general direction!

Posted by: Angela Merkel at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (sWM8x)

79 The only point to punishing the UK is to keep any other EU member from leaving, but that high handed bullshit is exactly what will cause them to leave.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 23, 2020 03:23 PM (+DS2f)


The EU has been a massive con from day 1. None of the original members satisfied the financial requirements but they let them in anyway.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2020 03:28 PM (y7DUB)

80

I've always had a dream. I'd like to meet the queen.

https://youtu.be/ThrkJKxRNXo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 03:28 PM (aKsyK)

81 They can have a free trade agreement with us on Feb 1. They need to work on marketing campaign to give American consumers a taste for mutton.
Posted by: SkylerKat at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (SXIn9)


"Everyone loves spotted dick!"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 23, 2020 03:28 PM (wCmLp)

82 Poland needs to build an encircling wall (Not a Maginot line) and a 6 lane autobahn outside the wall to let Russia bypass them. And they need to get that done before we acknowledge that Western Europe has already quit NATO and we pull the plug on them.

Posted by: Downcast at January 23, 2020 03:28 PM (h9iB9)

83 It would be hilarious if Britain and the US saw growth, and the EU saw a recession.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 23, 2020 03:26 PM (wCmLp)

I know! I've been thinking about this - one of the biggest arguments against Brexit from the beginning has been DOOM! COLLAPSE! DEPRESSION!!! just like Paul Krugman after Trump's election.

So how are people gonna react when they find out that this was all just a huge lie to try and scare them into staying? Cuz I think that's what they're all about to find out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)

84 I have to hand it to Boris, he made this happen. Calling for election in which the Tories overwhelmingly won, was masterful.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 03:28 PM (a0IVu)

85 The EU will have a temper tantrum. And then they will have a fit of angry envy as the UK signs a trade deal with the US.

And the UK economy will take off.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

86 Seriously, could the EU tee this up any better?

Such a bunch of socialist goons.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 23, 2020 03:28 PM (+DS2f)

87 78
I fart in your general direction!

Posted by: Angela Merkel


It's usually best not to do that when you're downwind, but you do you.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 03:29 PM (T6t7i)

88 From the sidebar

A friend updates me: "By the way, the advice is to a dude who's having sex with the two brothers."

Well I guess overpopulation isn't an issue then. Slate is probably fine with fratro-queering.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2020 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

89 >>"The EU is preparing for vengeance."



Weird how the germans always attack through Belgium.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2020 03:29 PM (nRWPy)

90 The Americans have agreed to import 40 miles of spotted dick!

Posted by: Boris Johnson at January 23, 2020 03:29 PM (sWM8x)

91 Aaaaand then Prince Charles snubs VP Pence in Jerusalem. *eye roll*

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5qb9hd

Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

92 81 They can have a free trade agreement with us on Feb 1. They need to work on marketing campaign to give American consumers a taste for mutton.
Posted by: SkylerKat at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (SXIn9)

I like roast lamb! And I've tried mutton.

I like roast lamb!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)

93 What could the EU possibly do that is worse than the onslaught of rules, regulations and dictates they burden EU members with?
I am being serious.

--

That's a great question, Lizzy. And their desire to "punish" the errant UK is just plain childish. At least it comes across that way to me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2020 03:29 PM (JoUsr)

94 The Queen will only approve the move if she is allowed to ceremonially gut one of her Grand-Daughters-In-Law on PPV with a Claymore Sword.

So, it's a done deal.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 03:29 PM (fp3O8)

95 ...but they also stuck with the Pound as their currency..
Posted by: Commissar Sexist Snake

Did they? I was curious as to that.

Posted by: MarkY at January 23, 2020 03:30 PM (g1mAo)

96 So that is why GB's financial outlook was improved by the IMF.

Yeah it's going to hurt the eu worse because it is not going to hurt GB.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 03:30 PM (pw+jk)

97 75 They can have a free trade agreement with us on Feb 1. They need to work on marketing campaign to give American consumers a taste for mutton.

Marmite, cod, financial offshoring (yeah, it's a product...) at least Mini (okay, BMW) and Jaguar (Tata) still sell CARS here, while Ford and GM seem to be trying to be the Ford Truck Company and General SUV.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:30 PM (8erNz)

98 Trump will now offer the UK an extremely favorable trade deal (for both parties) that has already been quietly negotiated and will be promptly signed in February. Mark my words. Trump and Boris will look like a heroes. And the idiots of the EU will look like losers.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp


Brexit - January 31st
US/UK Trade Deal signed February 1st

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:30 PM (SMh/7)

99 The EU is run by the very same people running the witch hunt against Trump. They're sawing off the branch they're sitting on.

Posted by: setnaffa at January 23, 2020 03:30 PM (zZKbg)

100 85 The EU will have a temper tantrum. And then they will have a fit of angry envy as the UK signs a trade deal with the US.

And the UK economy will take off.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

=========

And then the UK will become as rich as California.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (UWqZJ)

101 I've read that as well - she signed earlier today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:25 PM (Kpl3J)

And only in the fever dreams of the most deranged Remainers was there ever any chance of her not signing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (LxWV7)

102 91
Aaaaand then Prince Charles snubs VP Pence in Jerusalem. *eye roll*



[ ] F***s given
[X] F***s not given

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (T6t7i)

103 Aaaaand then Prince Charles snubs VP Pence in Jerusalem. *eye roll*

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5qb9hd
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

-----------

Charles touching a man of high moral character like Pence would have probably burned like Holy Water. He did it out of self-preservation.

Posted by: reason at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (q/kmn)

104 The Queen's old enough to have seen first hand the shit the continent can stir up.

Why they got involved in the first place with the EU is odd.

Germany will take a run at the table again. It's as if positional geography presages political hegemony.

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (2rSJ9)

105
The EU bureaucracy and the governments of the member countries care about money and privilege. There's much money to be made by trading with the UK. If the British govt take an uncompromising hard line, and the US backs them up, the EU will quietly surrender after a decent interval. For the money.

The EU countries are eager to do business with with Iran, North Korea, and Russia. They have no principles, other than money and privilege.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (nIO/0)

106 91 Aaaaand then Prince Charles snubs VP Pence in Jerusalem. *eye roll*

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5qb9hd
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

---

What a trifflin' little bitch.

Posted by: SMH at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (RU4sa)

107 Britain will be fine; indeed, all the better.

Posted by: Test for Echo at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (RZIhl)

108 90 The Americans have agreed to import 40 miles of spotted dick!

I had something to do with at least 35 of that...

Posted by: Paris Hilton at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (8erNz)

109 I have to hand it to Boris, he made this happen. Calling for election in which the Tories overwhelmingly won, was masterful.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 03:28 PM (a0IVu)

---
Don't forget Nigel Farage.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (pw+jk)

110 I have to admit I thought they would drag Brexit out another few years. Its been ages since the vote to leave.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

111 98 Trump will now offer the UK an extremely favorable trade deal (for both parties) that has already been quietly negotiated and will be promptly signed in February. Mark my words. Trump and Boris will look like a heroes. And the idiots of the EU will look like losers.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp


Brexit - January 31st
US/UK Trade Deal signed February 1st
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:30 PM (SMh/7)

========

Hope so.

And then I hope Italy leaves the EU.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:32 PM (UWqZJ)

112 It will blow up in the EU's face

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2020 03:32 PM (KNsKs)

113 I thought I saw Her Maj has assented so it's now passed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 03:32 PM (mf5HN)

114 And only in the fever dreams of the most deranged Remainers was there ever any chance of her not signing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (LxWV7)

They are like the NeverTrumpers who thought the Electoral College would refuse to cast their votes for him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:32 PM (Kpl3J)

115 The UK is offering a conciliatory gift to Brussels to sooth their butthurt over Brexit - a cookbook called "The Best of British Cuisine".

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 03:32 PM (SUJyY)

116 Good for Britain. Throw off the shackles of the EU.

Speaking of Britain, how much fun would it be if our Congress was more like Parliament in there should be a Question Time?

Can you imagine the JEMF having to answer questions and no prompter?

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020 03:32 PM (4q/mG)

117 They can have a free trade agreement with us on Feb 1. They need to work on marketing campaign to give American consumers a taste for mutton.
Posted by: SkylerKat at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (SXIn9)

I like roast lamb! And I've tried mutton.

I like roast lamb!
Posted by: Tom Servo


Lamb chops.

Suck it Shari Lewis.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:32 PM (SMh/7)

118 Brexit - January 31st
US/UK Trade Deal signed February 1st
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:30 PM (SMh/7)

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We get to undo all dat when we MM PEACH FOADDY FI!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 23, 2020 03:32 PM (q/kmn)

119 Trump will make the UK great again with a sweet trade deal.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (AJ/mV)

120 It was time for evening prayers, so Jug-Eared Chuck had to get his prayer rug.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (okQ81)

121 *It would be hilarious if Britain and the US saw growth, and the EU saw a recession.*

They aren't so far from it. GDP growth across the Eurozone was barely 1% last year; and with one of the largest and more functional economies out of the mix, it's all on Germany, now.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (BeYX8)

122 109 I have to hand it to Boris, he made this happen. Calling for election in which the Tories overwhelmingly won, was masterful.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 03:28 PM (a0IVu)

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Theresa May did the same thing and nearly lost her hold on Parliament.

Because May couldn't decide if Brexit was something that she actually wanted to pursue or not, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (UWqZJ)

123 Trinkets from my second wedding available at SussexRoyal. Enjoy, serfs!

Posted by: Meghan Markle at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (z/Jwn)

124 Amazing how the rest of the world thinks it's a-ok to utilize trade agreements as punishment and incentives towards countries but it was the worst thing in the world for Trump to talk about doing that.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (Z7lwY)

125 Don't forget Nigel Farage.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (pw+jk)

Oh yes. He was a warrior.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (a0IVu)

126 115 The UK is offering a conciliatory gift to Brussels to sooth their butthurt over Brexit - a cookbook called "The Best of British Cuisine".
Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 03:32 PM (SUJyY)

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It's 90% Indian recipes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (UWqZJ)

127 EU cannot afford to lose London as a financial partner - as London by itself is more important the combined financial cities in all of the EU. London is the second most important financial city in the world behind NY.

Scotland cannot afford to leave the UK - they are poorer than snot. England from a financial perspective would be better off without them.

Posted by: JEM1 at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (01jYD)

128 Anyone with Coronavirus gets a night in the box.

At WZ.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (1CjJc)

129 Trump will now offer the UK an extremely favorable trade deal (for both parties) that has already been quietly negotiated and will be promptly signed in February.

If either one of them were smart, they'd have this in the works already, I agree. But I don't know. We need an anglosphere trade arrangement: UK, Ireland, Australia, Canada, US, New Zealand, and Hong Kong, even India although they are not fond of the UK. I'd add in South Africa, but its being run by thuggish idiots so probably no use there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

130 IMF upgrades UK economic outlook search results.

https://tinyurl.com/tlhxxoj

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (pw+jk)

131 99 The EU is run by the very same people running the witch hunt against Trump. They're sawing off the branch they're sitting on.
Posted by: setnaffa at January 23, 2020 03:30 PM (zZKbg)

^^^^^^
And they're using the same type of threats.
Totalitarians all.

Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (Rbu5d)

132 Fuck Brussels. And their vile sprouts.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Indeed. The world does not need any more exposure to The Devil's Balls.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (fp3O8)

133 What does the EU sell that we don't? "Punishing" Britain will only punish themselves and benefit US manufacturers Empty threat or nose cutting/face spiting.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (87EdW)

134 119 Trump will make the UK great again with a sweet trade deal.
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (AJ/mV)

MBGA? Make Britain Great Again?

Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (NgKpN)

135 121 *It would be hilarious if Britain and the US saw growth, and the EU saw a recession.*

They aren't so far from it. GDP growth across the Eurozone was barely 1% last year; and with one of the largest and more functional economies out of the mix, it's all on Germany, now.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (BeYX

===========

Yeah, the global economy wasn't very good last year.

Imagine how much better the US economy would have been without the global anchor weighing it down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)

136 I had something to do with at least 35 of that...
Posted by: Paris Hilton at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (8erNz)

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...bitch please...

Posted by: Madonna at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (q/kmn)

137 So, from the last thread, Murkowski finally got fed up with being used by the Dems?

Wonder how Pierre Delecto feels.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (9VeU0)

138 We are supposed to support Democracies, but the EU is NOT one.

Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (NgKpN)

The whole thing started as a steel and coal treaty. It's morphed into the monster of today. I can understand why it happened. Two soul crushing conflicts (the Social Darwinist War and the follow on War of Ideologies) in a 30 year period have left the continent spiritually spent. Everyone in charge was looking to create the EU to prevent another conflict like that and to show those lousy Americans how Europe can act forcefully in the world without force.

Posted by: WOPR at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (UkvxG)

139 That sidebar item about the brothers...please tell me it's a joke. At this point in the history of human culture, just how far removed are we from Sodom and Gomorrah? I'd say it's indistinguishable. All I can do is laugh at the idgits who read it and come away with overpopulation as the takeaway. SMOD time yet?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (JoUsr)

140 A rare win for self determination.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 03:35 PM (1ISKN)

141 127 Scotland cannot afford to leave the UK - they are poorer than snot. England from a financial perspective would be better off without them.
Posted by: JEM1 at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (01jYD)

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I am not going to underestimate Scotland's capacity for self-destructive idiocy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:35 PM (UWqZJ)

142 The UK is offering a conciliatory gift to Brussels to sooth their
butthurt over Brexit - a cookbook called "The Best of British Cuisine".

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 03:32 PM (SUJyY)


And the Ipod with all obama's speeches.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:35 PM (1CjJc)

143 132 Fuck Brussels. And their vile sprouts.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Indeed. The world does not need any more exposure to The Devil's Balls.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (fp3O

---

Satan's Dingleberries.

Other than that, Amen.

Posted by: SMH at January 23, 2020 03:35 PM (RU4sa)

144 MBGA? Make Britain Great Again?
Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (NgKpN)


MGBGA

Make Great Britain Great Again

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 03:35 PM (9VeU0)

145 And seriously the UK WILL see growth. Growth has been stifled for the last several years by the uncertainty of Brexit. Just resolving things, one way or another, will get them growing. Coupled with an American free trade deal - give them the same deal we gave Canada, and pow!

And once they start growing, growth will accelerate as confidence grows. And the EU will look even weaker and more ineffectual. And they will be the one's begging the UK for a free trade deal.

I expect the most common response to Brexit one year from now will be "What happened to all the dire predictions?" And everyone will realize the remainers were liars.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (+DS2f)

146 103 Aaaaand then Prince Charles snubs VP Pence in Jerusalem. *eye roll*

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5qb9hd
Posted by: Lizzy


Pence may be President some day. Charles will never be king.

Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (nFwvY)

147 I long for some haggis.

Posted by: Muggles Merkin at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (vtcmf)

148 And the Ipod with all obama's speeches.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:35 PM (1CjJc)


LNIB. Never used

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (9VeU0)

149 121 *It would be hilarious if Britain and the US saw growth, and the EU saw a recession.*

They aren't so far from it. GDP growth across the Eurozone was barely 1% last year; and with one of the largest and more functional economies out of the mix, it's all on Germany, now.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (BeYX


And Germany has been shackling themselves with ultra-expensive green energy. Like they want to fail badly as punishment for their many sins.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (hLRSq)

150 We need an anglosphere trade arrangement: UK, Ireland, Australia,
Canada, US, New Zealand, and Hong Kong, even India although they are not
fond of the UK.


You should probably include Japan and Korea, which while not strictly English-speaking, do speak passable Engrish.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (T6t7i)

151 Who is that one high ranking EU official that Farage is ragging on all the time? He parts his hair like it's still the early to mid 90s. His name escapes me.

Posted by: Augustine at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (BDZWU)

152 Props for the 'next level cosplay' ad on the site.

And good on England, let's see if they are ready to rule themselves again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (l4C/z)

153 The EU was stage one in creating a global government, but it went fairly predictably bad. I expect other nations to split the scene as well now. Its a really bad deal for all but a handful of totally broke and basically worthless nations like Greece.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

154 145 And seriously the UK WILL see growth. Growth has been stifled for the last several years by the uncertainty of Brexit. Just resolving things, one way or another, will get them growing. Coupled with an American free trade deal - give them the same deal we gave Canada, and pow!

And once they start growing, growth will accelerate as confidence grows. And the EU will look even weaker and more ineffectual. And they will be the one's begging the UK for a free trade deal.

I expect the most common response to Brexit one year from now will be "What happened to all the dire predictions?" And everyone will realize the remainers were liars.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (+DS2f)

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I was assured the Brexit would lead to Britain being in a ten year depression.

Is it finally going to happen?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (UWqZJ)

155 91 Aaaaand then Prince Charles snubs VP Pence in Jerusalem. *eye roll*
Posted by: Lizzy

Why do you think the queen has clung to the throne so long? Hoping for a better quality heir.

Posted by: Downcast at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (h9iB9)

156
GDP growth across the Eurozone was barely 1% last year; and with one of the largest and more functional economies out of the mix, it's all on Germany, now.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Under growing pressure over record low interest rates, the European Central Bank has decided it's time to give its unconventional policies another look.

https://tinyurl.com/tdbameb

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (aKsyK)

157 142 And a self help book " British Dental Hygeine"

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2020 03:37 PM (KNsKs)

158 Fortunately the head of state in the UK is not the head of government. Charles is a buffoon full of idiocies but not typically an asshole. The Queen seems intent on outliving him which I think means things go to William, who seems sane.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:37 PM (8erNz)

159 The whole thing started as a steel and coal treaty.
It's morphed into the monster of today. I can understand why it
happened. Two soul crushing conflicts (the Social Darwinist War and the
follow on War of Ideologies) in a 30 year period have left the continent
spiritually spent. Everyone in charge was looking to create the EU to
prevent another conflict like that and to show those lousy Americans how
Europe can act forcefully in the world without force.


Posted by: WOPR at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (UkvxG)

United they stand. Divided they fall. It is why we cannot allow a national divorce here. They will get nothing and like it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:37 PM (1CjJc)

160 Inside sources tell CNN that the Parliament has begun impeachment proceedings against Boris and the Queen, to start immediately. According to an unknown Parliament scholar we found wandering the halls of Old Bailey, that would put Nigel Farage in charge thus negating the referendum and saving the UK from the stupidity of its own voters.

Posted by: This_Is_CNN at January 23, 2020 03:37 PM (CT57M)

161 156
GDP growth across the Eurozone was barely 1% last year; and with one of the largest and more functional economies out of the mix, it's all on Germany, now.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Under growing pressure over record low interest rates, the European Central Bank has decided it's time to give its unconventional policies another look.

https://tinyurl.com/tdbameb
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (aKsyK)

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"Just not lower taxes or lessened regulation."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:37 PM (UWqZJ)

162 I'm still waiting for the eu heavy lift capability and quick reaction force promised in 2003.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 03:37 PM (pw+jk)

163 That sidebar item about the brothers...please tell
me it's a joke. At this point in the history of human culture, just how
far removed are we from Sodom and Gomorrah? I'd say it's
indistinguishable. All I can do is laugh at the idgits who read it and
come away with overpopulation as the takeaway. SMOD time yet?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (JoUsr)

Sodom and Gomorrah were pikers.

Posted by: Today's Zeitgeist at January 23, 2020 03:37 PM (UkvxG)

164 Of course the EU is going to try to shiv the UK. They have no choice, they're fighting for survival.

If the UK is successful, then it's a domino effect on "EU exit": Italy, Greece, then maybe Spain.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2020 03:37 PM (G0vdT)

165 137 So, from the last thread, Murkowski finally got fed up with being used by the Dems?

Wonder how Pierre Delecto feels.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (9VeU0)


He loves it.
Someone at least paying attention to him for a milisecond.

Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (Rbu5d)

166 How can I get the cosplay ad? I like those cosplay chicks.

I keep getting the one with the log of cranberry sauce. I think I'm supposed to stick my dick in it or something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (1ISKN)

167 "Just not lower taxes or lessened regulation."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:37 PM (UWqZJ)

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That's crazy talk.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (pw+jk)

168 164 Of course the EU is going to try to shiv the UK. They have no choice, they're fighting for survival.

If the UK is successful, then it's a domino effect on "EU exit": Italy, Greece, then maybe Spain.
Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2020 03:37 PM (G0vdT)

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Soon, it'll just be Germany and its client state France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (UWqZJ)

169 Posted by: WOPR at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (UkvxG)

But meanwhile, we are supposed to protect them from the Russians.

The Russian State that they support with oil revenue because they won't Frack in Europe.

Uh, no.

Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (NgKpN)

170 Brexit is bad idea , we were getting payments from the current system.

Posted by: BIDEN inc. a .gov subsidiary at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (xE5n0)

171 Guy Verhofstadt! Fuck him too.

Posted by: Augustine at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (BDZWU)

172 GDP growth across the Eurozone was barely 1% last year; and with one of the largest and more functional economies out of the mix, it's all on Germany, now

Germany seems intent on putting its manufacturing sector out of business, the Ossie cow is doing what the Warsaw Pact never could. We shall see.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (8erNz)

173 *sniff*

Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at January 23, 2020 03:39 PM (vtcmf)

174 I was assured the Brexit would lead to Britain being in a ten year depression.

Is it finally going to happen?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Yes. Britain is depressed that they didn't leave sooner and wasted all this time.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:39 PM (SMh/7)

175 "Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:39 PM (l4C/z)

176 >>> Why do you think the queen has clung to the throne so long? Hoping for a better quality heir.


I feel her pain..

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 23, 2020 03:39 PM (WXSv6)

177 President Trump's trade folks-Mnuchin & Ross speak on deals with Britain post Brexit:

https://tinyurl.com/rb8clcj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2020 03:39 PM (WI7YS)

178 Because May couldn't decide if Brexit was something that she actually wanted to pursue or not, of course.

Theresa May and her Tories on Brexit were like George Bush and the Establishment GOP on Border Control.

They didn't want it, their donors didn't want it, only the voters wanted it. So they schemed and schemed and tried to make it look like Border Control/Brexit was something they were trying to do but kept getting thwarted by the opposition; all the while calculating "How far can we go in creating an illusion of Brexit/Border Control without actually doing it in any meaningful way?"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 03:39 PM (BeYX8)

179 172 GDP growth across the Eurozone was barely 1% last year; and with one of the largest and more functional economies out of the mix, it's all on Germany, now

Germany seems intent on putting its manufacturing sector out of business, the Ossie cow is doing what the Warsaw Pact never could. We shall see.
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (8erNz)

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Don't worry, they're going to have plenty of uneducated, non-German speaking men of fighting age to occupy the empty factories.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:39 PM (UWqZJ)

180 Whoa oh Oh Fat Jerry bam a lam, fat Jerry has a gunt bam a lam, eats a lot of ham, bam a lam...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2020 03:39 PM (iBBEC)

181 2 and a half hours in today and Schiff is already doing reruns of earlier arguments.... I imagine even the dem senators are quietly seething.

Posted by: f2000 at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (R9I5m)

182 162 I'm still waiting for the eu heavy lift capability and quick reaction force promised in 2003.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 03:37 PM (pw+jk)

They ran into problems with their military rules.

You know, like the German Armed Forces can't work overtime?

Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (NgKpN)

183 am not going to underestimate Scotland's capacity for self-destructive idiocy.


My English half keeps my Scots half from getting drunk, painting myself blue and raiding cattle.

Every day.

Sad.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (nRWPy)

184 You should probably include Japan and Korea, which while not strictly English-speaking, do speak passable Engrish.


Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (T6t7i)


They are needed to keep the weirdness factor full.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (hLRSq)

185 91 Aaaaand then Prince Charles snubs VP Pence in Jerusalem. *eye roll*

I have a vision of QE II smacking that sonofabitch on the back of the head. "What are you thinking, you big nosed retard!!"

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (d7Ww2)

186 Let 'em. That will force GB to make deals with the US. The old cut your nose off to spite your face.
The EU needs Britain more than the reverse. And doesn't that frost the Frenchmen's cookies?
Glad to see they regained some of their guts and determination.
Now they need to start throwing some "Asians" out and calling them Muslims.
They could begin with the pipsqueak Mayor of London.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (sriwy)

187 Welp just as we expected in FL, a full year after the felons are allowed to vote and the increase of Puerto Ricans from the main island....the Rs have gained thousands more registered voters than the Dems.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (NSFCQ)

188 I keep getting the one with the log of cranberry sauce.

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (vtcmf)

189 183 am not going to underestimate Scotland's capacity for self-destructive idiocy.


My English half keeps my Scots half from getting drunk, painting myself blue and raiding cattle.

Every day.

Sad.
Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (nRWPy)

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Your Scottish half is going to kill your English half one day. Can't keep a good Scot down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (UWqZJ)

190 Pence may be President some day. Charles will never be king.

--

If I had any say in it, Prince Charles would never be king. He's a SJW ninny, and a hypocrite at that. He's one of the few Royals I cannot stand. I'd love to see the Queen bestow the crown straight to Prince William upon her death.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2020 03:41 PM (JoUsr)

191 179 172 GDP growth across the Eurozone was barely 1% last year; and with one of the largest and more functional economies out of the mix, it's all on Germany, now

Germany seems intent on putting its manufacturing sector out of business, the Ossie cow is doing what the Warsaw Pact never could. We shall see.
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (8erNz)

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Don't worry, they're going to have plenty of uneducated, non-German speaking men of fighting age to occupy the empty factories.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:39 PM (UWqZJ)

Yeah, all Turks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:41 PM (l4C/z)

192 162 I'm still waiting for the eu heavy lift capability and quick reaction force promised in 2003.

Well, the Brits bought their contractually mandated A400Ms and then went back and begged for as many C-17s as they could get before...my God, why can't this country preserve even a fraction of its manufacturing capacity any longer?

I think the rest of the EU would have to contract their heavy lift from us or the Russians.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:41 PM (8erNz)

193 I want Washintexit. (The State).
Im sitting here in the golf club in McCord AFB and it's raining like crazy.
I keep asking myself, "Self, why do you still live here?"

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (c1cRg)

194 My English half keeps my Scots half from getting drunk, painting myself blue and raiding cattle.

Every day.

Sad.
Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (nRWPy)


I did ancestry DNA and turns out I am the whitest person ever.

61% English
37% Scot/Irish
2% Swedish

So a little iceback in the woodpile.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (9VeU0)

195 Soon, it'll just be Germany and its client state France.



So what France feared since the Fraco-prussian war finally is achieved.

Good job, froggies.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (nRWPy)

196 The Danes have some good infantry, I've heard. The rest of the EU mostly sucks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (l4C/z)

197 I'm Scots, Irish, and Welsh.

I'm just surprised anyone ever understands what I say.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (1ISKN)

198 137 So, from the last thread, Murkowski finally got fed up with being used by the Dems?

Wonder how Pierre Delecto feels.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (9VeU0)

Mitt Romney is the only moral man left in Washington! He told me so himself!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

199 185 91 Aaaaand then Prince Charles snubs VP Pence in Jerusalem. *eye roll*

I have a vision of QE II smacking that sonofabitch on the back of the head. "What are you thinking, you big nosed retard!!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (d7Ww2)

You know Charles, you can go live in Canada with your Son if you wish...

Posted by: The Queen... at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (NgKpN)

200 "We're going to do a very big trade deal - bigger than we've ever had with the UK" - Trump.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (+DS2f)

201 195 Soon, it'll just be Germany and its client state France.



So what France feared since the Fraco-prussian war finally is achieved.

Good job, froggies.
Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (nRWPy)

========

They could probably use another Napoleon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (UWqZJ)

202 119 Trump will make the UK great again with a sweet trade deal.
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 23, 2020 03:33 PM (AJ/mV)

For sure we will get the real London Bridge this time. Maybe trade Princess Sparkles citizenship for beans.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (e1mEI)

203 Has the duchess of fail chimed in yet?

Posted by: Inogame at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (+2xjH)

204 193
I want Washintexit. (The State).
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (c1cRg)

You and me both.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (1CjJc)

205 I think the rest of the EU would have to contract their heavy lift from us or the Russians.
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:41 PM (8erNz)


That could get awkward. Hey, Putin, seems you are invading us, you mind renting us some heavy lift a/c?

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (9VeU0)

206 What's this incest sodomy with 6 brothers living under the same house? A lost episode of Oz.....

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (ap5K3)

207 I expect the most common response to Brexit one year from now will be "What happened to all the dire predictions?" And everyone will realize the remainers were liars.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (+DS2f)

Here's another thing that's guaranteed to happen - as soon as they shut off all the Muslims eager to flood in and take jobs for slave labor wages at their brother in laws goat cheese shop, unemployment for the English working classes is going to drop, and working class income is going to start to rise dramatically.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (Kpl3J)

208 193 I want Washintexit. (The State).
Im sitting here in the golf club in McCord AFB and it's raining like crazy.
I keep asking myself, "Self, why do you still live here?"
Posted by: Diogenes


because you LOVE IT here.
no worries, Diogenes, you'll see the mountains in 4-5 months.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)

209 Call it the "Continental System" and maybe it'll work this time!

Posted by: zombie napoleon bonaparte at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (TQ/zJ)

210 137 So, from the last thread, Murkowski finally got fed up with being used by the Dems?

Wonder how Pierre Delecto feels.
______________

I really enjoy taking it up the ass! Never get tired of it!

Posted by: Mitt at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (k4dH2)

211 When we take Greenland we can sell ice to the EU for a huge profit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (1ISKN)

212 Yeah, all Turks

The Germans have been dependent on Turkish 'guest workers' for decades. The first generation actually wanted to be German, but for whatever reason the second generation wanted to be Turkish.

Now they've got the North African flood.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (8erNz)

213 Cosplay ads? I am still getting Spanish Language cooking ads...tho the tortilla recipe looks yum!

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (B06Zw)

214 193 I want Washintexit. (The State).
Im sitting here in the golf club in McCord AFB and it's raining like crazy.
I keep asking myself, "Self, why do you still live here?"
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (c1cRg)

I'd like to eject the squatters who've moved into WA

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (l4C/z)

215 Your Scottish half is going to kill your English half one day. Can't keep a good Scot down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (UWqZJ)

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (IttZ7)

216 And Germany has been shackling themselves with
ultra-expensive green energy. Like they want to fail badly as
punishment for their many sins.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (hLRSq)

Got to spend a few weeks in Germany not too long ago. Freakin' windmills everywhere in the countryside. Recently saw an article where German towns were starting to push back about installations.
It was a group trip led by a German who was a professor here in the states. We spent some time in his home town. He hadn't been back in about a decade and it was interesting to see him confused by the changes. The little downtown looked like a lot of small town American downtowns with things closed all over the place. But, he seemed oblivious that a lot of the things he espoused led to the exact things he missed. Even heard one German talk about some guy he knew shipping his factory to China. Germany is busy making the same mistakes we made.

Posted by: Today's Zeitgeist at January 23, 2020 03:44 PM (UkvxG)

217 So a little iceback in the woodpile.



Sven was probably either a viking or a friendly farm harvest hire.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2020 03:44 PM (nRWPy)

218 Germany seems intent on putting its manufacturing sector out of business, the Ossie cow is doing what the Warsaw Pact never could. We shall see.
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (8erNz)

I wonder if Merkel has yet destroyed as much German manufacturing capacity as the Allied bombing campaign achieved in WWII?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 03:44 PM (LxWV7)

219 Your Scottish half is going to kill your English half one day. Can't keep a good Scot down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (UWqZJ)


Doth be True!

But an Irishman with The Gift of Blarney might convince a comely lass she like it there ...

Posted by: Adriane the Gaelic Critic ... at January 23, 2020 03:44 PM (LPnfS)

220 Yeah, all Turks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:41 PM (l4C/z)

Hey, we're here, too, infidel!!

Posted by: Pakis at January 23, 2020 03:44 PM (Rbu5d)

221 Sock off.

Posted by: WOPR at January 23, 2020 03:44 PM (UkvxG)

222 187 Welp just as we expected in FL, a full year after the felons are allowed to vote and the increase of Puerto Ricans from the main island....the Rs have gained thousands more registered voters than the Dems.
Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 03:40 PM (NSFCQ)

=======

I've heard some theories suggesting the Puerto Ricans who have stayed in FL are the ones tired of the corrupt status quo on PR, therefore more likely to lean R. The data seems to back this up. As far as the felons are concerned: dollars to donuts they were already voting before anyhow.

Posted by: Jackal at January 23, 2020 03:44 PM (Lyh9/)

223 Everyone in charge was looking to create the EU to
prevent another conflict like that and to show those lousy Americans how
Europe can act forcefully in the world without force.

Posted by: WOPR at January 23, 2020 03:34 PM (UkvxG)
+++++++++++++++
In part. They can act forcefully in the world with US force. But the key point - cooperation instead of continuous, world-ending bloodshed - was the root of it. The problem, though, is they threw the baby (nation-state government, preferably democratic) out with the bathwater (continuous continental war). The idea of having treaties and trade and generally good behavior and maybe easy (though not free) movement of people and capital morphed into a monster. It became monstrous when they formed the customs union. Then they threw their weight around the continent: join or no access to markets - that is, join or starve (except you, Switzerland. You're cool.).

Out of the "no more continental conflict" goal came a communist superstate with no accountability and no checks on their power. Out of that goal came the appalling "community method" of legislature.

But as you think about it, remember: if you don't permit Brussels to dictate the shape of apples sold in your supermarkets, Germany will invade Poland again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 03:44 PM (I2dne)

224 When we take Greenland we can sell ice to the EU for a huge profit.

Nope. Gonna tip.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 23, 2020 03:44 PM (vtcmf)

225 My English half keeps my Scots half from getting drunk, painting myself blue and raiding cattle.

Every day.

Sad.
Posted by: dagny

Hmm my scot-irish demon just wants get drunk, paint my self blue, and punch someone. No cattle.

Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2020 03:44 PM (B7KlG)

226 "What's this incest sodomy with 6 brothers living under the same house? A lost episode of Oz....."
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (ap5K3)

The New Woke Movie Version is going to be a musical called "1 Fag for 6 Brothers". A lot of singing and dancing and mincing and prancing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)

227 As a bloke might say it

Bully for them

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 03:45 PM (ZCEU2)

228 The EU defense minister has said that great strides are being made towards the formation of an EU armed forces.

Why then, do we need NATO?
Oh, she also said it would work alongside NATO. In other words, Please don't leave us America! We hate you but you have to defend us.
Help me Obi Wan!!

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 23, 2020 03:45 PM (Tt761)

229 153 The EU was stage one in creating a global government, but it went fairly predictably bad. I expect other nations to split the scene as well now. Its a really bad deal for all but a handful of totally broke and basically worthless nations like Greece.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

-------

Actually it is worse for Greece. They cannot devalue their currency to match the output of their failing economy. They got socked with Austerity about six years ago, and that put many out of work and desperate.

Best think for them is to go back to their own currency.

Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 03:45 PM (+0uDE)

230
Weird how the germans always attack through Belgium.

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Well, not always

Posted by: Zombie Napoleon III at January 23, 2020 03:45 PM (Izzlo)

231 EU is about to get it's proverbial ass kicked. We'll do a massive bi-lateral trade agreement on an expedited basis with the UK while sticking the screws to the EU. Macron already blinked at Davos relative to that.

Italy is next...

Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2020 03:45 PM (M5KSL)

232 Drunken cattle raiding is a Scots pastime from days long passed. According to family tradition that's how my dad's side of the family got to North Carolina.*


*And then fled to Tennessee.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2020 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

233 I'd like to eject the squatters who've moved into WA
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020


Oh sure.
You can fill a few Friday nights with some good Ol boy fun running them back into Oregon but somehow it's just not the fun it used to be.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2020 03:46 PM (c1cRg)

234 I did ancestry DNA and turns out I am the whitest person ever.



61% English

37% Scot/Irish

2% Swedish



So a little iceback in the woodpile.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (9VeU0)

==
Please say you didn't do that.
I'll go with my family records and will never knowingly give, much less pay some tech leaking freedom hating company, my DNA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 23, 2020 03:46 PM (pw+jk)

235 61% English
37% Scot/Irish
2% Swedish

So a little iceback in the woodpile.
Posted by: blaster


Remove the iceback, add in Pole, & we could be cousins.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:46 PM (SMh/7)

236 People with an incest fetish must come from families way more attractive than mine.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 03:46 PM (BeYX8)

237 Out of the "no more continental conflict" goal came a communist superstate with no accountability and no checks on their power. Out of that goal came the appalling "community method" of legislature.

But as you think about it, remember: if you don't permit Brussels to dictate the shape of apples sold in your supermarkets, Germany will invade Poland again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 03:44 PM (I2dne)

The real problem at the core of the EU is that they have never been able to decide if they want to be the Third Empire or the Fourth Reich.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:47 PM (Kpl3J)

238 Any chance of getting California admitted to the UK?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 03:47 PM (dNzKv)

239 Best think for them is to go back to their own currency.

Well yes, but not from their perspective because they'd crash and burn like a meteor with Saturn V thrusters on the back. Maybe they could rebuild from that to an economy that doesn't let people work 4 days a week for 4 hours a day and get cradle-to-grave welfare just for being alive while importing every swarthy Muslim they can find.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

240
I keep asking myself, "Self, why do you still live here?" 
Posted by: Diogenes 

....


A valid question.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 03:47 PM (NSFCQ)

241 232 Drunken cattle raiding is a Scots pastime from days long passed. According to family tradition that's how my dad's side of the family got to North Carolina.*


*And then fled to Tennessee.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2020 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

It went both directions, English Borders weren't angels, to put it mildly.

Great book on it by George MacDonald Fraser, The Steel Bonnets

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:47 PM (l4C/z)

242 "What's this incest sodomy with 6 brothers living under the same house? A lost episode of Oz....."
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (ap5K3)

They're polling 3rd in the South Carolina democrat primary

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2020 03:47 PM (Izzlo)

243 Well that cuts both ways. There is a lot of capital that is invested through the London Stock Exchange.

You might want to think carefully about pissing off the London financial center. Germany might be a bigger economy, but it is all manufacturing.

Money goes through London.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 23, 2020 03:47 PM (AGMq9)

244 Long time ago, I went into a pron shop in Germany, and let me tell you, those are some sick freaks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 03:48 PM (1ISKN)

245 EU officials are not only petty but stupid. Going hard on UK will just make them more likely to accept terms from US, Australia, Canada, South American countries and not trade with the EU at all. I don't see Brits losing here as much as the euros.

Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2020 03:48 PM (xarPm)

246 China has sentenced the former president of Interpol, Meng Hongwei, to 13 years and six months in prison on charges of accepting more than $2 million in bribes.

Meng was elected president of the international police organization in 2016, but his four-year term was cut short when he vanished after traveling to China from France in late 2018.

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 03:48 PM (3aI0K)

247 243 Well that cuts both ways. There is a lot of capital that is invested through the London Stock Exchange.

You might want to think carefully about pissing off the London financial center. Germany might be a bigger economy, but it is all manufacturing.

Money goes through London.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 23, 2020 03:47 PM (AGMq9)

=========

All the financiers hate Brexit, Britain, and the British, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:48 PM (UWqZJ)

248 Big deal, the UK can trade with the US. FU EU.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2020 03:48 PM (r+sAi)

249 Is OK. We take place of UK.

Posted by: Albania at January 23, 2020 03:49 PM (sWM8x)

250 231 EU is about to get it's proverbial ass kicked. We'll do a massive bi-lateral trade agreement on an expedited basis with the UK while sticking the screws to the EU. Macron already blinked at Davos relative to that.

Italy is next...
Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2020 03:45 PM (M5KSL)
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*Bing* "Robert Lighthzer to the red courtesy phone"

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2020 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

251 Whew. Auto close FTW.

Posted by: rickb223
--
Almost

Posted by: Barrel of Fun at January 23, 2020 03:49 PM (ZMw8e)

252 -
--

EU officials are not only petty but stupid. Going hard on UK will just
make them more likely to accept terms from US, Australia, Canada, South
American countries and not trade with the EU at all. I don't see Brits
losing here as much as the euros.

Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2020 03:48 PM

-----------------

My thoughts as well.

Posted by: irright at January 23, 2020 03:49 PM (pMGkg)

253 Diogenes
Yeah, the mountain will be out in#twoweeks.
It's cloudy and rainy even here in Eburg. Not that I mind.
A fair few people over here are agitating for a split in the state.
Cascades to Idaho for the win.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 23, 2020 03:49 PM (Tt761)

254 204 193
I want Washintexit. (The State).
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2020 03:42 PM (c1cRg)

You and me both.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (1CjJc)

If they give free rein to the gangs to shoot up downtown Seattle the number of loony voters will decline.
Seattle, the new Baltimore.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 23, 2020 03:49 PM (e1mEI)

255 Here's another thing that's guaranteed to happen - as soon as they shut off all the Muslims eager to flood in and take jobs for slave labor wages at their brother in laws goat cheese shop, unemployment for the English working classes is going to drop, and working class income is going to start to rise dramatically.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (Kpl3J)

Not all the muzzies flooding into England come from the EU. Most probably come from former Brit colonies like India, Pakistan, and parts of Africa.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 03:49 PM (LxWV7)

256 Here's another thing that's guaranteed to happen - as soon as they shut off all the Muslims eager to flood in and take jobs for slave labor wages at their brother in laws goat cheese shop, unemployment for the English working classes is going to drop, and working class income is going to start to rise dramatically.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (Kpl3J)
+++++++++++
And get materially worse in France, Spain, Germany, Italy, Sweden and Denmark.

The migrants are still going to be flowing into Europe, but a major landing zone for them just got cut off. They're going to have to be redistributed to the remaining major powers, worsening the problems there more quickly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 03:50 PM (I2dne)

257 This is why the EU is talking about a EU Army that's not NATO. Some of these "Progressive" countries promised to pay their share of NATO in the Obama Administration. Most have not. But, for a home grown authoritarian EU police force, they might be able to come up with the money.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 03:50 PM (VYwSh)

258 Soon, it'll just be Germany and its client state France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:38 PM (UWqZJ)

They'll fight it out with their new Muslim and African immigrants to determine which one is in charge.

Posted by: WOPR at January 23, 2020 03:50 PM (UkvxG)

259 Drunken cattle raiding is a Scots pastime from days long passed. According to family tradition that's how my dad's side of the family got to North Carolina.*


*And then fled to Tennessee.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2020 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

Hey me too. But then Arkansas, got thrown out of TN too.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2020 03:50 PM (nRWPy)

260 Police say a man killed his ex-girlfriend's mother at an Iowa home about an hour after officers went to the apartment following a reported assault but left without making an arrest or removing anyone from the tense scene.

Mark Russell, of Fort Dodge, is accused of using a golf club to beat 45-year-old Angela McLeod to death. Russell, 28, is scheduled to appear in court Jan. 31 on a first-degree murder charge. Webster County court records don't list the name of an attorney who could comment for him. He's being held on $5 million bail.

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 03:50 PM (3aI0K)

261 What if the Queen says "Fuck No!"

"This is just what that little ginger prick and his half-breed wife wanted".

You know how mothers get.

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 03:50 PM (U6f/q)

262 I keep asking myself, "Self, why do you still live here?"
Posted by: Diogenes

You may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
You may ask yourself
Where does that highway go to?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? Am I wrong?
And you may say to yourself
"My God! What have I done?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (Kpl3J)

263 Any chance of getting California admitted to the UK?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 03:47 PM

For heavens sake no, their finally getting their head out of the sand.
Send California to Germany

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (ZCEU2)

264 *Long time ago, I went into a pron shop in Germany, and let me tell you, those are some sick freaks.*

As a veteran of multiple naughty internet forums, I guarantee the Germans are the biggest pervs. And Australians aren't too far behind.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (BeYX8)

265 What did they ever decide on Ireland/Northern Ireland?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (so+oy)

And what about Scotland? They were making noise about seceding from the UK if this went through
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2020 03:20 PM (Izzlo)

--------------

Getting rid of most of your problems in one go. What's not to like?

Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (xarPm)

266 Suck it EU

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (X+a7J)

267 Jim Lehrer, Dead.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (4e+hS)

268 Darn! Beaten to a Steel Bonnets reference!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (TQ/zJ)

269 >>> People with an incest fetish must come from families way more attractive than mine.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Or in the sidebar case, the exact opposite.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (ilTjN)

270
Any chance that we'll be using our military to help Europe settle its differences again? Say, 40-50 years from now?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (13CQC)

271 Bye Felicia

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (KUaJL)

272 The European Commission, the EU's executive arm, has drawn up a hit list to target the British financial sector for defying the EU to dictate regulations following the Brexit.

At one point, the Brits were pretty good at spy work. I would expect the UK to consider the above an economic warfare threat. Economic warfare can and should be answered with warlike actions, including breaking out the old spy playbook and taking action against EU leaders, EC leaders, and whomever else they deem legitimate targets.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (9t0Zz)

273 Not all the muzzies flooding into England come from the EU. Most probably come from former Brit colonies like India, Pakistan, and parts of Africa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Since the UK no longer answers to the EU, they can set their own policies.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (SMh/7)

274 Half Irish, quarter each English and Scot. I expect to be at war with myself forever.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (gd9RK)

275 off sock

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (KUaJL)

276 Come for the shitty weather, stay for the shitty traffic and politics.

Posted by: Seattle at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (NSFCQ)

277 >You can fill a few Friday nights with some good Ol boy fun running them back into Oregon but somehow it's just not the fun it used to be.

Those fuckers invaded from California, just like they did _to_ Oregon. When are we going to build The Wall on the southern Oregon border?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (L106N)

278 Actually it is worse for Greece. They cannot devalue their currency to match the output of their failing economy. They got socked with Austerity about six years ago, and that put many out of work and desperate.

Best think for them is to go back to their own currency.
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 03:45 PM (+0uDE)
++++++++++++++++
Which will also cause the government to fail. Greece is no-win. This - independence - is still probably the best move, but it will cause unrest no matter what happens. They can't afford that expensive welfare state and with their own currency and own bond market unshackled from Germany's, they can't afford to borrow, either.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (I2dne)

279 The queen said "you go Boris" and gave a thumbs up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (epqqx)

280 A fair few people over here are agitating for a split in the state.
Cascades to Idaho for the win.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of so


I'd move in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (c1cRg)

281 But, for a home grown authoritarian EU police force, they might be able to come up with the money.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 03:50 PM (VYwSh)

They've been babbling about that for decades. It just became less likely with Britain leaving the EU. Britain was the only one that maintained anything like a military. Germany can't field anything and I doubt France is much better. Heck, Poland and Hungary could probably rule Europe right now.

Posted by: WOPR at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (UkvxG)

282 267 Jim Lehrer, Dead.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (4e+hS)

Health check on his brother, Tom?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (l4C/z)

283 Newsman Jim Lehrer dead at age 85

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (3aI0K)

284 My very low opinion of Prince Charles just descended once more.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (+tWDL)

285 265 What did they ever decide on Ireland/Northern Ireland?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (so+oy)


Hmmmm, I wonder if this would prompt the 6 counties of Northern Ireland to look and join the Republic which is an EU member.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (4q/mG)

286 The idea of California, Oregon, and Washington becoming the earflaps of America's Hat has been seriously suggested.

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/ politics/should-california-oregon-and-washington-join-canada
-calexit-talk-envelops-west-coast/

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (BeYX8)

287 SMOD is always late.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (4e+hS)

288 At one point, the Brits were pretty good at spy work. I would expect the UK to consider the above an economic warfare threat. Economic warfare can and should be answered with warlike actions, including breaking out the old spy playbook and taking action against EU leaders, EC leaders, and whomever else they deem legitimate targets.
Posted by: bonhomme


Pro tip: Avoid Prague.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (SMh/7)

289
You should probably include Japan and Korea, which while not strictly English-speaking, do speak passable Engrish.

Certainly better than the Scotts.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (LpoOQ)

290 Did JWest ever disclose the H2O softener problem.

Was it Alien's, because I had $50 riding on it being aliens.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (ilTjN)

291 The Germans have been dependent on Turkish 'guest workers' for decades. The first generation actually wanted to be German, but for whatever reason the second generation wanted to be Turkish.

Now they've got the North African flood.
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (8erNz)

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Don't the Germans have some national origin tripe, where the Turks could not become citizens of Germany?

Also they lived in their little diverse ghettos, rather than assimilate with the German culture.

Just like we are doing in the Universities here. Segregation, nursing grievances, and emphasizing everyone's differences.

Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (+0uDE)

292 *Long time ago, I went into a pron shop in Germany, and let me tell you, those are some sick freaks.*

As a veteran of multiple naughty internet forums, I guarantee the Germans are the biggest pervs. And Australians aren't too far behind.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM


To quote the South Park movie, "Dude! WTF is wrong with German people?!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (ejd/p)

293 Not clicking on the side bar. Nope, nope, nope!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (sjdRT)

294 Corbyn must be devastated. hahaha..

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (a0IVu)

295 Germany might be a bigger economy, but it is all manufacturing.

Money goes through London.



Frankfurt has been growing as a financial center particularly as a hedge against London City going off the reservation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (gd9RK)

296 Any chance that we'll be using our military to help Europe settle its differences again? Say, 40-50 years from now?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (13CQC)
++++++++++++
I hope not. The only military engagement we should have on the Continent if things go pear-shaped is a series of rapid raids to:
1) Dismantle or take their nuclear weapons. They can't be trusted with them.
2) Take as many precious cultural artifacts as we can get our hands on, and bring them back to Fortress America for safekeeping. They can't be trusted with them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 03:55 PM (I2dne)

297 "As a veteran of multiple naughty internet forums, I guarantee the Germans are the biggest pervs. And Australians aren't too far behind."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (BeYX


Got to agree. The Germans are so far ahead of us on kink that only the truly disturbed ever catch up. If you're a girl, you better find out he's a German before you say "Anything, anything you want.."

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 03:55 PM (U6f/q)

298 290
Did JWest ever disclose the H2O softener problem.



Was it Alien's, because I had $50 riding on it being aliens.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (ilTjN)

Nope. Because it was aliens, and he is welching.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:55 PM (1CjJc)

299 279 The queen said "you go Boris" and gave a thumbs up.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (epqqx)

=====

She probably also said something to the effect of "Sweep the leg" regarding trade negotiations with the EU.

Posted by: Jackal at January 23, 2020 03:55 PM (Lyh9/)

300 Germany can't field anything and I doubt France is much better. Heck, Poland and Hungary could probably rule Europe right now.
Posted by: WOPR at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (UkvxG)

I remember, even back at the time of the Libya invasion, France's excuse as to why they couldn't get involved very much was that 75% of their combat aircraft were broken down and waiting on parts. For their ENTIRE Air Force.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:55 PM (Kpl3J)

301 It just shows how insane the whole EU is. They want to punish UK for leaving.


They learned that trick from the Muslims.
Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 03:23 PM (SUJyY)

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It's all The Eagles fault.

Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2020 03:55 PM (xarPm)

302 Jim Lehrer, Dead.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (4e+hS)

Health check on his brother, Tom?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM


Still poisoning pigeons in the park.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 03:55 PM (ejd/p)

303 If they give free rein to the gangs to shoot up downtown Seattle the number of loony voters will decline.
Seattle, the new Baltimore.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 23, 2020 03:49 PM (e1mEI)


I'm thinking that might be a feature And not a bug. Imagine the tourism boost if you got 30 minutes in downtown with two magazines and weapon of your choice.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2020 03:55 PM (c1cRg)

304 301 It just shows how insane the whole EU is. They want to punish UK for leaving.


They learned that trick from the Muslims.
Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 03:23 PM (SUJyY)

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It's all The Eagles fault.
Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2020 03:55 PM (xarPm)

Take it easy...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (l4C/z)

305 UK,EU...what's with all the acronyms? C'mon man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (z/Jwn)

306 To quote the South Park movie, "Dude! WTF is wrong with German people?!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (ejd/p)

It would be a bad time to admit my heritage.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (1CjJc)

307 At one point, the Brits were pretty good at spy work. I would expect the UK to consider the above an economic warfare threat. Economic warfare can and should be answered with warlike actions, including breaking out the old spy playbook and taking action against EU leaders, EC leaders, and whomever else they deem legitimate targets.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (9t0Zz


"Francois, we have pictures of you doing the nasty with your wife; now be good or we will send them to your mistresses."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (hLRSq)

308 299 279 The queen said "you go Boris" and gave a thumbs up.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (epqqx)

=====

She probably also said something to the effect of "Sweep the leg" regarding trade negotiations with the EU.
Posted by: Jackal at January 23, 2020 03:55 PM (Lyh9/)

==========

"I'm going to fuck you to death with my scepter!"
-Queen Elizabeth II to Jeremy Corbyn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (UWqZJ)

309 273 Not all the muzzies flooding into England come from the EU. Most probably come from former Brit colonies like India, Pakistan, and parts of Africa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Since the UK no longer answers to the EU, they can set their own policies.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:52 PM (SMh/7)
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This will be the first battle. Any cooperation the EU was giving on illegal immigration to the UK will be thrown out the window. I'm expecting boat loads of immigrants flooding the UK shores and France won't lift a finger to stop it.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (G0vdT)

310 290 Did JWest ever disclose the H2O softener problem.

Was it Alien's, because I had $50 riding on it being aliens.
Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (ilTjN)


Bad flapper valve in the powder room next to the library. However, I believe there were some aliens in there not too long ago.

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (U6f/q)

311 274 Half Irish, quarter each English and Scot. I expect to be at war with myself forever.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Croatian, German (dad)
Irish, English (mom)

is it happy hour yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (d7Ww2)

312 Just bloody well leave the EU behind! Get on with it!
If people start dropping dead in the streets, they can always go back.

Posted by: PJ at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (qlTN9)

313 When I was living in England 78-80 there were lots of India/ Pakistani there.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (ZCEU2)

314 This will be the first battle. Any cooperation the EU was giving on illegal immigration to the UK will be thrown out the window. I'm expecting boat loads of immigrants flooding the UK shores and France won't lift a finger to stop it.
Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (G0vdT)
++++++++++++
The Royal Navy might. I don't know that they will, but they might.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 03:57 PM (I2dne)

315 Certainly better than the Scotts.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (LpoOQ)

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin tim'rous beastie
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee
Wi' murd'ring patt;e!

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020 03:57 PM (4q/mG)

316 The Justice Department has concluded that the evidence underlying multiple warrants authorizing the surveillance of former Trump campaign adviser Carter Page failed to show Page was a foreign agent, as the law requires.

The department delivered its conclusion in a December letter to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISC), the secretive federal body that approved the department's four surveillance applications of the Trump aide.

A Justice Department assessment found that in at least two applications "there was insufficient predication to establish probable cause to believe that Page was acting as an agent of a foreign power," states a court document quoting the department's review.

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 03:57 PM (3aI0K)

317 Bad flapper valve in the powder room next to the library. However, I believe there were some aliens in there not too long ago.

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (U6f/q)

Flapper valves are a known alien delicacy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:57 PM (1CjJc)

318 Assless lederhosen.

Posted by: Assless Lederhosen at January 23, 2020 03:57 PM (sWM8x)

319 Make Great Britain Great Again
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2020 03:35 PM (9VeU0)


Yeah, but then the British press would give it some cutesy name like "MAGBAG" and I'd be obligated to hate it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 23, 2020 03:57 PM (wCmLp)

320 Hmmmm, I wonder if this would prompt the 6 counties of Northern Ireland to look and join the Republic which is an EU member.
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (4q/mG)

-------

The Protestants in a United Ireland would be treated like the Whites in South Africa. Lots of bad blood.

Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (+0uDE)

321 I'm Scots, Irish, and Welsh.

I'm just surprised anyone ever understands what I say.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020


*
*

I'm German on my father's side, Swedish and Ruthenian on my mother's. No wonder I like cold weather and I always felt at home at the Norwegian Seamen's Church.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (Ejm1K)

322 315 Certainly better than the Scotts.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (LpoOQ)

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin tim'rous beastie
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee
Wi' murd'ring patt;e!
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020 03:57 PM (4q/mG)

Well...yeah, Robert Burns is Quality.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (l4C/z)

323 Which side is punished with the Irish?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (4e+hS)

324 I'm thinking that might be a feature And not a bug. Imagine the tourism boost if you got 30 minutes in downtown with two magazines and weapon of your choice.
Posted by: Diogenes


M134. I'm going to need two crates.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (SMh/7)

325 Boris is a Russian asset.
Come on. Fucking Boris !

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (88+cf)

326
Between Brexit and Corbyn stepping down as head of the Labour Party, Bloomberg "news" is beside itself with grief. They loved them some Corbyn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (mpeBU)

327 CNN announced on Thursday it canceled its Democratic presidential town
halls ahead of the Iowa caucuses next month, citing the Senate
impeachment schedule.

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (3aI0K)

328 Ace:

It's already just happened -- the Queen has given her assent. Brexit is now law and cannot be stopped:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/01/23/ brexit-latest-news-withdrawal-bill-boris-johnson-labour-leadership/

Finally!

Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (fK2gX)

329 Boris is a Russian asset.
Come on. Fucking Boris !
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (88+cf)
++++++++++++
FusionGPS is more or less claiming that, and encouraging Britain to investigate his ties to Muh Russia.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (I2dne)

330 Certainly better than the Scotts.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (LpoOQ)

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin tim'rous beastie
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee
Wi' murd'ring patt;e!
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020


*
*

Wasn't that the ode to a louse?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (Ejm1K)

331 306 It would be a bad time to admit my heritage.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (1CjJc)

It used to be worse.

Posted by: Allie at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (sm6Pk)

332 No organization or place worth being a part of makes it hard for you to leave. When something is good, the people there know it's good and know that good people don't have to be kept there against their will.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (KUaJL)

333 I'm thinking that might be a feature And not a bug. Imagine the tourism boost if you got 30 minutes in downtown with two magazines and weapon of your choice.
Posted by: Diogenes



whoot! when do we start?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (d7Ww2)

334 292 *Long time ago, I went into a pron shop in Germany, and let me tell you, those are some sick freaks.*

As a veteran of multiple naughty internet forums, I guarantee the Germans are the biggest pervs. And Australians aren't too far behind.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM

To quote the South Park movie, "Dude! WTF is wrong with German people?!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (ejd/p)
===

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZTXkWSbWCg

Posted by: Augustine at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (BDZWU)

335 326
Between Brexit and Corbyn stepping down as head of the Labour Party, Bloomberg "news" is beside itself with grief. They loved them some Corbyn
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (mpeBU)

=========

I heard he won the election. Well, not the election election. He won the moral election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (UWqZJ)

336 Certainly better than the Scotts.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (LpoOQ)

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin tim'rous beastie
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee
Wi' murd'ring patt;e!
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020

*
*

Wasn't that the ode to a louse?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020


*
*

Wait, no -- something about turning up a mouse in its burrow, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (Ejm1K)

337 Bad flapper valve in the powder room next to the library. However, I believe there were some aliens in there not too long ago.
Posted by: jwest

Aliens known for their upper deckers

Bastards think it's hilarious

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (vd8XM)

338 324
I'm thinking that might be a feature And not a bug. Imagine the tourism
boost if you got 30 minutes in downtown with two magazines and weapon of
your choice.

Posted by: Diogenes





M134. I'm going to need two crates.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (SMh/7)

One Trident.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (1CjJc)

339 Out of 1,001 respondents nationwide, 60 percent said that the trial would only contain evidence and data that have already been revealed. Another 40 percent said the trial would lead to "new and important information."

When broken down by party, Democrats were more likely to believe that the ongoing trial would introduce new evidence, while Republicans were more skeptical.

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (3aI0K)

340 Which side is punished with the Irish?


Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2020 03:58 PM (4e+hS)

Both, really.Last I heard they were going to have an open border between the Pubbies and Norn Iron, but the EU was bitching about it.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (88+cf)

341 Aaaaand then Prince Charles snubs VP Pence in Jerusalem. *eye roll*

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5qb9hd
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

---

What a trifflin' little bitch.
Posted by: SMH at January 23, 2020 03:31 PM (RU4sa)

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He looked really awful in Davos. Hope his mother outlives him.

Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (xarPm)

342 is it happy hour yet?

Yes. I suppose it would have been more straightforward to describe my ancestry as 100% alcoholic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (gd9RK)

343 Best thing Jim Lehrer ever wrote was the 1969 movie "Viva Max!" - really funny if you're from Texas, since the entire movie is full of Texas in-jokes. Hardly ever shown lately, which is too bad. Peter Ustinov is a Mexican General who decides to recapture the Alamo because his girlfriend told him his men wouldn't follow him into a whorehouse. John Astin, Jonathan Winters, Kenneth Mars, all have memorable parts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)

344 333 I'm thinking that might be a feature And not a bug. Imagine the tourism boost if you got 30 minutes in downtown with two magazines and weapon of your choice.
Posted by: Diogenes



whoot! when do we start?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (d7Ww2)

I'm in

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (l4C/z)

345 waiting for flaming skull

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)

346 Take as many precious cultural artifacts as we can get our hands on,

Dibs on Lea Seydoux.

Posted by: that guy who gets his dibs in at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (h5TKJ)

347 Hooray!

I'll start looking at Made In UK items on 1 Feb.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 23, 2020 04:01 PM (YND0F)

348
Flapper valves are a known alien delicacy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:57 PM (1CjJc)


Now that I think of it, I had Russians in that powder room too. (really)

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 04:01 PM (U6f/q)

349 Does Europe keep Markle?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

350 Wasn't that the ode to a louse?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (Ejm1K)

The actual name of the poem is "To A Mouse, On Turning Up Her Nest With The Plough"

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020 04:01 PM (4q/mG)

351
Frankfurt has been growing as a financial center particularly as a hedge against London City going off the reservation.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (gd9RK)

DeutcheBank is a financial dumpster fire.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 23, 2020 04:01 PM (e1mEI)

352 CNN announced on Thursday it canceled its Democratic presidential town
halls ahead of the Iowa caucuses next month, citing the Senate
impeachment schedule.
Posted by: SMOD

Also, no one gives a shit either

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2020 04:01 PM (vd8XM)

353 337 Bad flapper valve in the powder room next to the library.

There seems to be something wrong with our bloody loos today.

Posted by: Adm David Beatty, RN at January 23, 2020 04:01 PM (8erNz)

354 It used to be worse.

Posted by: Allie at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (sm6Pk)

Fair enough. Czech/German/Scots

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 04:01 PM (1CjJc)

355 Aliens known for their upper deckers

Bastards think it's hilarious

Posted by: Bruce


Sadly, as long as it's not your toilet, it is.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 04:01 PM (SMh/7)

356 Trump and Johnson can make the Anglo-sphere great again.

Screw Europe.

Posted by: SH at January 23, 2020 04:02 PM (sX1BW)

357 waiting for flaming skull

?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 04:02 PM (6XlcD)

358 Frankfurt has been growing as a financial center particularly as a hedge against London City going off the reservation.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2020 03:54 PM (gd9RK)
++++++++++
As has Paris. Whether it will be enough, though, remains to seen. London was never going to "go off the reservation." They might get kicked off by Brussels, but clearance will continue - even if it doesn't involve Euros.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 04:02 PM (I2dne)

359 I still won't watch La Femme Docteur

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 23, 2020 04:02 PM (YND0F)

360 Now that I think of it, I had Russians in that powder room too. (really)

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 04:01 PM (U6f/q)


Aaaaa haaaaa!

Posted by: Schiff at January 23, 2020 04:02 PM (1CjJc)

361 Britain sure is shredding a lot of deadweight this month--Meeegan and the EU

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (vPKfA)

362 Former New York Times correspondent Chris Hedges criticized Democrats on Thursday over their handling of President Trump's impeachment.

Hedges took issue with what he described as Democrats' "selective use" of constitutional violations that he argued were normalized under the George W. Bush and Barack Obama administrations.

He pointed to Bush declaring war on Iraq without congressional approval and Obama's reinterpretation of the Authorization for Use of Military Force that was first passed in the aftermath of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

"The constitutional violations that they've charged Trump with in comparison are probably the most trivial because of course Trump has also continued those violations," Hedges, who is now an author, said.

"There's a long litany of violations that have empowered the imperial presidency that the Democrats don't want to touch and that really worries me," he added.

Hedges went on to dismiss Trump's trial in the Senate as a "political farce," arguing that it "shows utter contempt for the rule of law."

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (3aI0K)

363 Maybe the U.K. will listen to me and seal the border. Nobody. No how. Zero.
They have a dandy moat.

Posted by: klaftern at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (RuIsu)

364 Does Europe keep Markle?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

Merkel, Markel.

Arkle, Urkel.

Fuck 'em all, I want a Turkle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (LxWV7)

365 Certainly better than the Scotts.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (LpoOQ)

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin tim'rous beastie
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee
Wi' murd'ring patt;e!
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020 03:57 PM

Had a project with the development team in Scotland. Holly crap. It was impossible to understand anything they said.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (LpoOQ)

366 >>> Bad flapper valve in the powder room next to the library. However, I believe there were some aliens in there not too long ago.
Posted by: jwest at

Well, crap!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (ilTjN)

367 317 Bad flapper valve in the powder room next to the library. However, I believe there were some aliens in there not too long ago.

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 03:56 PM (U6f/q)

Flapper valves are a known alien delicacy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:57 PM (1CjJc)

Snargle! Freg'flk grnfla!*

[Translation: Flappers are the good shit, dude!]

Posted by: Reptilians at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (RD7QR)

368 >>> Hmmmm, I wonder if this would prompt the 6 counties of Northern Ireland to look and join the Republic which is an EU member.


Thats is what is happening, the 're-unification' of Ireland always looms in the future as part of the Good Friday agreement. But the threat of re-imposing a hard border with checkpoint etc.. has people pushing for that poll (of the people in NI) on unification to happen sooner

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (WXSv6)

369 waiting for flaming skull

?



The stoner is a tease.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (gd9RK)

370 CNN announced on Thursday it canceled its Democratic presidential town halls ahead of the Iowa caucuses next month, citing the Senate impeachment schedule.
Posted by: SMOD
+++++++++++++
And this is how the Dem candidates are helped by the delay. The senators are sequestered and no one else gets an outlet.

At this point, town halls and debates are not helpful as they keep showing what radical asshats they are. This cancellation is probably actually helpful to all of them - and the Senators get to look, well, senatorial going in to Iowa.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 04:04 PM (I2dne)

371 356 Trump and Johnson can make the Anglo-sphere great again.

Screw Europe.


Well, Trump kinda did...but that's another story.

The Aussie PM and government are weak-sauce conservative, then there's Boy Trudeau up north and the Zed loon.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 04:04 PM (8erNz)

372 England would actually be a lot better off if Ireland reunified. It's just a big pain in the ass for them now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 04:04 PM (Kpl3J)

373
The EU war machine is gearing up for Operation Sea Lion II.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 04:04 PM (7rVsF)

374 How does Southern Ireland feel about it?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 04:04 PM (l4C/z)

375 Royal Assent

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7920729

The article says it happened at 2:30 pm (9:30 am EST).

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 04:04 PM (XzVUd)

376 345 waiting for flaming skull

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)


Try the brown acid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 04:04 PM (oVJmc)

377 356 Trump and Johnson can make the Anglo-sphere great again.

Screw Europe.
Posted by: SH at January 23, 2020 04:02 PM (sX1BW)

Give Quebec back to France and Canada can join in

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2020 04:04 PM (Izzlo)

378 Even though they stole my childhood, they adore me in Davos.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 23, 2020 04:05 PM (vtcmf)

379 Brussels intends to punish its leading trading partner
........

No more sprouts?

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

380 Can we have a Puntifornia? We toss them whether they like it or not.

Schiff back at the podium.

Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 04:05 PM (J3Rfi)

381 Wasn't that the ode to a louse?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (Ejm1K)

The actual name of the poem is "To A Mouse, On Turning Up Her Nest With The Plough"
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020


*
*

Right. The louse one has the line about "Oh, would some pow'r the giftie gie us / To see oursel's as ithers see us."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 04:05 PM (Ejm1K)

382 jwest - goes to show you can have to many bathrooms, unless of course you have a half dozen daughters.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 04:05 PM (ZCEU2)

383
Elizabeth II will insist that the EU take Harry and Sparkle Farkle.

You watch!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2020 04:05 PM (pNxlR)

384 I'm laughing at a very earnest grad student back in the day who was convinced to the point of dogma that the EU would be the world's leading superpower by 2000.

I wish I had his phone number.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 23, 2020 04:05 PM (YND0F)

385 Had a project with the development team in Scotland. Holly crap. It was impossible to understand anything they said.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (LpoOQ)

I once had to call an office in Scotland for a company I had worked for. It was nice talking to the girl but my Lord it took every ounce of attention to make out what she was saying.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020 04:06 PM (4q/mG)

386 Thats is what is happening, the 're-unification' of Ireland always looms in the future as part of the Good Friday agreement. But the threat of re-imposing a hard border with checkpoint etc.. has people pushing for that poll (of the people in NI) on unification to happen sooner
Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (WXSv6)
+++++++++++
If there is a hard border, it is EU that did it, not the UK. The UK has existing treaties with the Republic on that topic, which remain in effect. The re-institution of a hard border would just be a punishment tactic by the EU.

I'll bet they do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 04:06 PM (I2dne)

387 368 >>> Hmmmm, I wonder if this would prompt the 6 counties of Northern Ireland to look and join the Republic which is an EU member.


Thats is what is happening, the 're-unification' of Ireland always looms in the future as part of the Good Friday agreement. But the threat of re-imposing a hard border with checkpoint etc.. has people pushing for that poll (of the people in NI) on unification to happen sooner

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2020 04:03 PM (WXSv6)


We will punish the Irish by forcing them to live with each other.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 04:06 PM (hLRSq)

388 DOJ says surveillance of Trump campaign adviser Page lacked evidence

https://tinyurl.com/urjsgmw

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)

389 Some Democrat strategist notes:

For a British person to snub someone that blatantly is pretty much a well-deserved, giant F-You to Pence.

Really? Why is it a well deserved snub? Did Pence do anything to Charles? It's just because he's the VP of Orangeman Bad?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2020 04:06 PM (WI7YS)

390 The article says it happened at 2:30 pm (9:30 am EST).

I'm wondering just what Liz did after the press left. That's the question that needs answering. Or not.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 04:06 PM (8erNz)

391 > ..."waiting for flaming skull."--

Posted by: JackStraw


Something in particular?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2020 04:06 PM (SV7V4)

392 why flaming skull?

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (a0IVu)

393 If you've got a really stupid point to make and you make it over and over, for 24 hours, with powerpoint slides and video clips, does it make it any less stupid?

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (U6f/q)

394 344 333 I'm thinking that might be a feature And not a bug. Imagine the tourism boost if you got 30 minutes in downtown with two magazines and weapon of your choice.
Posted by: Diogenes



whoot! when do we start?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (d7Ww2)

I'm in
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (l4C/z)

Stealth might be best. Blend with the crowd. Russian killer umbrellas. A hundred suspects per square decameter.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (e1mEI)

395 The North Atlantic dominoes are falling.

First Brexit.

Then Greenland

Pin those French Canadians in.

Posted by: SH at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (sX1BW)

396 He's asking for a flaming skull based on FISC ruling.


Flame worthy.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (NSFCQ)

397 Really? Why is it a well deserved snub? Did Pence do anything to Charles? It's just because he's the VP of Orangeman Bad?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2020 04:06 PM (WI7YS)
+++++++++++
He is all that is wrong with the world. On Team Trump, religious, apparently a decent guy, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (I2dne)

398 Had a project with the development team in Scotland. Holly crap. It was impossible to understand anything they said.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 23, 2020


*
*

I think it's been like that for a long time. Dr. Johnson defined "oats" as "a grain which in England is given to the horses, but in Scotland is given to the people." From which I guess he wasn't super-fond of Scots people.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (Ejm1K)

399 We will punish the Irish by forcing them to live with each other.


HEY!

Posted by: The Irish at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (gd9RK)

400 Hmmmm, I wonder if this would prompt the 6 counties of Northern Ireland to look and join the Republic which is an EU member.


26+6=1!!!

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (88+cf)

401 We will punish the Irish by forcing them to live with each other.


That's the only thing (other than this pope) that I don't like about my RC conversion. Too. Many. Irish.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (nRWPy)

402 >>> How does Southern Ireland feel about it?

I think they dread having to deal with their dysfunctional family up north on close terms.

They've lost the dream of a united Ireland ever since they took the Kings Shilling from the EU

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (WXSv6)

403 jwest, only way to make it dumber is to use a laser pointer.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (YND0F)

404 Here's the most amazing part of today's news:

It's barely even being reported on as news in Britain.

For the past three years, every idiiotic and trivial protest, vote or parliamentary maneuver that gave the Remainers even the slightest bit of hope was given the STOP THE PRESSES treatment.

But now fianlly that some actual moment of substance has occurred -- the crushing and final irrevocable destruction of the Remain movement and the ultimate triumph of Brexit -- it's barely even being mentioned in the British press (at least the online versions).

Check it out:

BBC top stories today https://www.bbc.com/news :

Democrats lay out abuse of power case
Video LIVE Watch the impeachment trial
Doomsday Clock nearer to apocalypse than ever
Trump rolls back US water pollution controls
Palace denies Prince Charles 'snubbed' Pence
US steps up scrutiny of pregnant visa applicants
Grammys boss 'has evidence' votes were 'rigged'
etc. etc. etc.

No mention of Brexit!

Even the page devoted exclusively to UK news - -makes no mention of Brexit finally become law!:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk

It's like this at MOST British news outlets. Probably the most newsworthy event of the last 20 years in Britain, and they bury the news, because ti does not please them.



Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2020 04:08 PM (fK2gX)

405
Britain should begin lobbing nukes at the continent on February 1. Start with Brussels.

Paint "This one's for Waterloo!" on the first nuke's nose.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2020 04:08 PM (pNxlR)

406 Considering the UK has a trade deficit with Continental Europe, any restrictions will only hurt the EU.

Posted by: Blago at January 23, 2020 04:08 PM (+00mA)

407 396
He's asking for a flaming skull based on FISC ruling.





Flame worthy.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (NSFCQ)

Yep. No predication.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 04:08 PM (1CjJc)

408 Royal Assent

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7920729

The article says it happened at 2:30 pm (9:30 am EST).
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 23, 2020 04:04 PM (XzVUd)

And, after signing, she flung the pen across the room to stick in the center of a dart board, high-fived Prince Philip, and said, "Fuckin' A, finally!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 04:08 PM (LxWV7)

409 Testing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 23, 2020 04:08 PM (HaL55)

410 Fun possibility. Scottish and Irish unify into a single country.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 23, 2020 04:08 PM (e1mEI)

411 *Bing* "Robert Lighthzer to the red courtesy phone"
Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2020 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

__________________________

It took a while to get the right team together, but Lighthizer, Ross, Navarro, Scalia, etc are firing on all cylinders. But, I think the amazing thing to watch is how they leverage certain deals to secure better deals down the road. Anyone who doesn't think China didn't have pressure to work something out once we did a primary deal with Japan is smoking something. It made it necessary to tie down loose ends in the Eastern Rim. That was all preceded by pulling out of the previous Pacific Rim deal. Now we are doing individual deals with that membership.

The big thing is, however, North Korea. China will need to fill the trade void and North Korea is an untapped potential market. When all the dust settles, I wouldn't be surprised to see N. Korea enter the 21st Century and become an eventual mass market for Chinese goods.

Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (M5KSL)

412 394 344 333 I'm thinking that might be a feature And not a bug. Imagine the tourism boost if you got 30 minutes in downtown with two magazines and weapon of your choice.
Posted by: Diogenes



whoot! when do we start?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 03:59 PM (d7Ww2)

I'm in
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 04:00 PM (l4C/z)

Stealth might be best. Blend with the crowd. Russian killer umbrellas. A hundred suspects per square decameter.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (e1mEI)

I've been hearing good things about motorcycles, lately.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (l4C/z)

413 England would actually be a lot better off if Ireland reunified. It's just a big pain in the ass for them now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 04:04 PM (Kpl3J)

I don't think 60% of Northern Ireland would agree with that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (VzbI8)

414 How many pens did Elizabeth use, I wonder...

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (YND0F)

415 the flaming skull is not here, man.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (B+t5k)

416 Prince 'I want to be your tampon' Charles thinks he is too good to shake hands with Pence??

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (a0IVu)

417 383
Elizabeth II will insist that the EU take Harry and Sparkle Farkle.

You watch!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2020 04:05 PM (pNxlR)


We made them Duke and Duchess of The Shire - it's New Zealand's problem now.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II, Occupant of the Iron Throne at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (hLRSq)

418 393
If you've got a really stupid point to make and you make it over and
over, for 24 hours, with powerpoint slides and video clips, does it make
it any less stupid?





Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 04:07 PM (U6f/q)

+++
Just trying to drum it into your thick skulls.

Posted by: A. Schiff at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (+tWDL)

419 All the financiers hate Brexit, Britain, and the British, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 03:48 PM

--------------

Yet all of them will rather trade there than in Europe.

Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (xarPm)

420 Sean Davis

@seanmdav

·

7m

The false FISA applications on Carter Page that were just declared invalid by the FISA court were signed by James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Rod Rosenstein, and Dana Boente. Their misconduct may result in Muellers entire investigation being nullified.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (NSFCQ)

421 That's the only thing (other than this pope) that I don't like about my RC conversion. Too. Many. Irish.

Ahem, my dear departed Mother (bless her soul) was born in the Ould Sod.

(smacks dagny with glove) Pistols at dawn!!

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020 04:10 PM (4q/mG)

422 So the commies believe in giving good an bad trade deals, accordingly? The hell you say.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2020 04:10 PM (2PaTu)

423
Palace denies Prince Charles 'snubbed' Pence


You mean Pence wasn't obligated to meet with that tedious bore? I'd call that a win!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2020 04:10 PM (pNxlR)

424 Will this finally allow the Brits to chill their beer properly?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 23, 2020 04:10 PM (rABEM)

425 I don't think 60% of Northern Ireland would agree with that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (VzbI

Fekk those Orange bastards.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 04:10 PM (88+cf)

426 >>The false FISA applications on Carter Page that were just declared invalid by the FISA court were signed by James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Rod Rosenstein, and Dana Boente. Their misconduct may result in Muellers entire investigation being nullified.

Two of the applications.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 04:10 PM (ZLI7S)

427 Fun possibility. Scottish and Irish unify into a single country.


Robert Ludlum title: The Ginger Implosion.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2020 04:10 PM (gd9RK)

428 He is all that is wrong with the world. On Team Trump, religious, apparently a decent guy, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Never wished that he could be a horses tampon

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2020 04:11 PM (vd8XM)

429 382 jwest - goes to show you can have to many bathrooms, unless of course you have a half dozen daughters.
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 04:05 PM (ZCEU2)


Only one daughter and one son. Both out of the house now. With the design of the house, 7 bathrooms was just about right. We did consider 1 more, but never put it in. It was the 5 fireplaces that was the mistake.

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 04:11 PM (U6f/q)

430 I saw on Fox earlier that the White House denied Pence got snubbed by Charles, they said it's fake news.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2020 04:11 PM (ZGrMX)

431 420
The false FISA applications on Carter Page that were just declared invalid by the FISA court were signed by James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Rod Rosenstein, and Dana Boente. Their misconduct may result in Muellers entire investigation being nullified.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (NSFCQ)

=========

I thought life had already done that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 04:11 PM (UWqZJ)

432 >>>Some Democrat strategist notes:

For a British person to snub someone that blatantly is pretty much a well-deserved, giant F-You to Pence.

Really? Why is it a well deserved snub? Did Pence do anything to Charles? It's just because he's the VP of Orangeman Bad?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

At least, how i interpret the video, Pence doesn't seem to be surprised. But what do I know.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 23, 2020 04:11 PM (ilTjN)

433 Manafort should ask for an emergency hearing.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 04:12 PM (NSFCQ)

434 The big thing is, however, North Korea. China will need to fill the trade void and North Korea is an untapped potential market. When all the dust settles,

I wouldn't be surprised to see N. Korea enter the 21st Century and become an eventual mass market for Chinese goods.
Posted by: Orson


Trump signs a trade deal with N Korea opening up markets.

Don't laugh. He sold rice to the Chinese.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 04:12 PM (SMh/7)

435 Irish girls...that accent makes up for a lot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 04:12 PM (l4C/z)

436 legalinsurrection.com elizabeth warren-i will launch investigations into the trump administration on day one if elected
https://tinyurl.com/t9fnts9

he will "Do everything he can to undermine the next President "

Just like Barak did to Trump Lizzy?

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 04:12 PM (ZCEU2)

437 Their misconduct may result in Muellers entire investigation being nullified.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (NSFCQ)

I would say Mueller's last public appearance already did that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 04:12 PM (Kpl3J)

438 The Indians and Pakistanis came to the UK for the weather and haggis and to curry favor.

Posted by: saf at January 23, 2020 04:13 PM (5IHGB)

439 Fun possibility. Scottish and Irish unify into a single country.



The Republic of Single Malt.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 04:13 PM (SMh/7)

440
I don't think 60% of Northern Ireland would agree with that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Send in the Dominicans. They'll whittle that number down in no time.
What's Irish for "auto da fe"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 04:13 PM (7rVsF)

441 The false FISA applications on Carter Page that were just declared invalid by the FISA court were signed by James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Rod Rosenstein, and Dana Boente. Their misconduct may result in Muellers entire investigation being nullified.



Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (NSFCQ)


Oh boy. This is going to be fun.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 04:13 PM (hLRSq)

442 East and west Pakistan wiki

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 04:13 PM (VzbI8)

443 Charles.

You see a face and teeth like that on someone, he's usually wearing a straw hat and carrying a banjo.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 23, 2020 04:13 PM (qSCcj)

444 >>I would say Mueller's last public appearance already did that.

There are a couple people convicted based on that investigation.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 04:13 PM (ZLI7S)

445 >427
Fun possibility. Scottish and Irish unify into a single country.


Not happening.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 23, 2020 04:14 PM (sjdRT)

446 433 Manafort should ask for an emergency hearing.
Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 04:12 PM (NSFCQ)

Manafort got caught up in shit he had done years ago, back when the Democrats still were his friends. That's what screwed him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 04:14 PM (Kpl3J)

447 The big thing is, however, North Korea. China will need to fill the trade void and North Korea is an untapped potential market. When all the dust settles, I wouldn't be surprised to see N. Korea enter the 21st Century and become an eventual mass market for Chinese goods.

Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (M5KSL)



How the F how?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 23, 2020 04:14 PM (zVXtJ)

448 445 >427
Fun possibility. Scottish and Irish unify into a single country.


Not happening.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 23, 2020 04:14 PM (sjdRT)

=========

The Welsh could join. And then the English!

They'll call themselves...Okay England.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 04:14 PM (UWqZJ)

449 Fake Noodz.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 04:14 PM (1CjJc)

450 Nood

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2020 04:14 PM (vd8XM)

451 I'm only half listening to the peachy thing but I think Schiff is saying that Trump should be impeached because State Department people didn't agree with how to do foreign policy and he's not an expert, only the elected President.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2020 04:14 PM (gd9RK)

452
Their misconduct may result in Muellers entire investigation being nullified.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2020 04:09 PM (NSFCQ)


You mean it may have all been a fake?!

*clutches pearls*
*swoons*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2020 04:15 PM (7rVsF)

453 January 31st?

This year? Wow. Sure it isn't January 31st, 2525? Check the fine print, lads.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2020 04:15 PM (Q93AK)

454 Scots are an Irish tribe.

Posted by: dagny at January 23, 2020 04:15 PM (nRWPy)

455 444 >>I would say Mueller's last public appearance already did that.

There are a couple people convicted based on that investigation.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 04:13 PM (ZLI7S)

I would say this gives Trump grounds to give them full pardons, as soon as the Impeachmentpalooza is over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 04:15 PM (Kpl3J)

456 The EU was twisting itself into mutated pretzels trying to find a way to do business with IRAN, of all places. In defiance of USA wishes. Openly.

There is no way they won't fold when they need to deal with the second largest economy in Europe. Especially when they all have to present a EU-nified front in negotiations.

If Boris has a deal with the US in his back pocket when he goes to Brussels, this will be a cakewalk for him.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 23, 2020 04:15 PM (iuFgi)

457 jwest - as you were on a mission yesterday I was asking if you have a pressure gauge on your water system?
Also I paint my miniatures in my basement next to heater and where the pipe comes in and can actually here the well switch clicking on and off.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)

458 424 Will this finally allow the Brits to chill their beer properly?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 23, 2020 04:10 PM (rABEM)

Nah, they think drinking their grains as a warm liquid is a feature rather than a bug.

Posted by: Reptilians at January 23, 2020 04:16 PM (RD7QR)

459 Sidebar, why?

Off color and disgusting jokes were a lot more fun when they weren't real.

I picked a hell of a week to stop.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 23, 2020 04:16 PM (Z1ykJ)

460 And just like that, they stopped talking about Iran...

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2020 04:17 PM (WXSv6)

461 >>I would say this gives Trump grounds to give them full pardons, as soon as the Impeachmentpalooza is over.

Yep.

The FBI has ordered all information collected as part of the investigation using the FISA sequestered pending investigations and potential litigation.

Carter Page is going to be one rich dude.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

462 >> "The false FISA applications on Carter Page that were
just declared invalid by the FISA court were signed by James Comey,
Andrew McCabe, Rod Rosenstein, and Dana Boente. Their misconduct may
result in Muellers entire investigation being nullified."


--Posted by: Ha


Oh my.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2020 04:17 PM (SV7V4)

463 Jim Lehrer, Dead.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (4e+hS)
........

Jim's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at January 23, 2020 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

464 Schiff threatened everyone in the Senate with jail if they didn't listen to him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2020 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

465
439 Fun possibility. Scottish and Irish unify into a single country.


Gingheristan

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2020 04:18 PM (pNxlR)

466 282 267 Jim Lehrer, Dead.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (4e+hS)

Health check on his brother, Tom?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 03:53 PM (l4C/z)

-------
PBS, not a real journalist, but a propagandist carrying the water bucket. Fuck Mr. Rogers while I'm at it.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 23, 2020 04:18 PM (VYwSh)

467 457 jwest - as you were on a mission yesterday I was asking if you have a pressure gauge on your water system?
Also I paint my miniatures in my basement next to heater and where the pipe comes in and can actually here the well switch clicking on and off.
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)


Yes, there's a pressure gauge right on the 1 gallon pressure tank. This system has an electronic control mounted on the wall with a button that adjusts the pressure up or down in 10psi increments. There is a digital display that shows when the pump is spooling up or down to maintain the set pressure.

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 04:19 PM (U6f/q)

468 Trump's trade deal with the UK better include toothpaste.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2020 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

469 462 >> "The false FISA applications on Carter Page that were
just declared invalid by the FISA court were signed by James Comey,
Andrew McCabe, Rod Rosenstein, and Dana Boente. Their misconduct may
result in Muellers entire investigation being nullified."
--Posted by: Ha
Oh my.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2020 04:17 PM (SV7V4)
---
I agree.

Posted by: George Takei at January 23, 2020 04:20 PM (VYwSh)

470 Prince Charles? Is that floppy eared horse fucker still around?

Posted by: Regular joe at January 23, 2020 04:20 PM (L9P9s)

471 My pressure tank is probably 5 gallons.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 04:21 PM (ZCEU2)

472 I don't shake hands with kiddie rapers.

Posted by: Mike Oence at January 23, 2020 04:22 PM (+HBNM)

473 193 I want Washintexit. (The State).

Im sitting here in the golf club in McCord AFB and it's raining like crazy.

I keep asking myself, "Self, why do you still live here?"

Posted by: Diogenes

Because that's how you Rolovich.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 23, 2020 04:23 PM (ta/y5)

474 In testimony today about Harvey Weinstein, Annabella Sciorra told about how the fat pig climbed on top of her, raped her, then destroyed her career.

AND THEY ALL KNEW ABOUT IT from the press to the police to actors and actresses, everyone in the business.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

475 Back when I had a regular well pump, we had a 50 gallon pressure tank. The well would turn on with a "thump" and shut off just as hard.

This new Grundfos system uses a variable speed pump to spin just as fast as it needs to keep the pressure at whatever is set on the control unit. As it reaches pressure, the motor slows down and eventually stops when not needed.

Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 04:24 PM (U6f/q)

476 Oh please please Mutti Stasi. don't force us to form an Anglophone tading bloc!

Posted by: Byzantine General at January 23, 2020 04:25 PM (B1JrQ)

477 trading

Posted by: Byzantine General at January 23, 2020 04:26 PM (B1JrQ)

478 Piece of cake. We just write into our own deal with Europe that they have to stop slamming the Brits if they want us not to slam them. They are the weenie boys and they need to know it, even if that means reminding them every time we see their weenie faces. Our way or the highway, gamma twits.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at January 23, 2020 04:29 PM (wh9C3)

479 I have the submersible Grundfos pump, I change them myself and have had to do it a few times since 93. Had to fix the well connection a few years ago but even that was fairly easy.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 04:29 PM (ZCEU2)

480
I smell a big fat trade deal for the UK in 2020.

Screw the Dem Borg!

Posted by: Sapwolf at January 23, 2020 04:29 PM (nuv3n)

481 Hoping there are trade agreements.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2020 04:34 PM (ZCEU2)

482 187 Ha


FL felon's right to vote is still being litigated. The State is claiming that all fines/costs must be paid prior to retention of voting rights. Who knows when it will finally be determined? Appears there were lots of felons who still owed fines.

Posted by: EveR at January 23, 2020 04:38 PM (R0z7P)

483 sucks to be that Carter Page guy.


Whatevs.

Posted by: ACLU at January 23, 2020 04:44 PM (NSFCQ)

484 "Brussels is planning to hit Britain where it hurts the most.



"ingrates. 2 world wars later, maybe should have let the krauts have poor little Belgium."
Seconded, thirded and fourthed.

Posted by: Annalucia at January 23, 2020 04:49 PM (S6ArX)

485 No it doesn't need Royal Assent. That's been granted. Now it needs rubber-stamping by the European Parliament, which is a formality.

Posted by: David Gillies at January 23, 2020 05:22 PM (Jipp3)

486 Other than health food fads, there is nothing I care less about than these people and their endeavors. Reading about them reminds me of the feeling I would get as a kid when my mom would drag me on one of her shoe-shopping expeditions. Near-fatal boredom. Anywhere but here, anything but this, kill me now...

Posted by: Stout at January 23, 2020 05:26 PM (EHSFD)

487 anything but this, kill me now...
Posted by: Stout
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Let me tell you about magnetic bracelets...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 06:17 PM (eYD0A)

488 The UK won't have the enthusiastic business dealings with the US that the Brits will have. Tante pis.

Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at January 23, 2020 06:22 PM (xZjSg)

489 I meant the EU won't have the enthusiastic dealing with the US that the UK will have. Tant pis.

Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at January 23, 2020 06:23 PM (xZjSg)

490 The Queen has given her assent.

Wow, would I party on 1-31 if I were in the UK...
Hell, I might party anyway.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 23, 2020 07:10 PM (JaSdS)

491 206 What's this incest sodomy with 6 brothers living under the same house? A lost episode of Oz.....
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 03:43 PM (ap5K3)

The only family that she ever had, was her 7 horny brothers and her drunk ass dad

Posted by: Sublime at January 23, 2020 08:07 PM (mhd8v)

492 The EU assumes that the UK will not retaliate?

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at January 24, 2020 02:41 PM (hrHLc)

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