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Tulsi Gabbard Sues Hillary Clinton for Defaming Her as a "Russian Asset"

I have in my hands a list of twenty Soviets working for the State Department.

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D., Hawaii) on Wednesday filed a defamation lawsuit against twice-failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for "carelessly and recklessly" accusing her of being a Russian asset.

"Tulsi Gabbard is running for President of the United States, a position Clinton has long coveted, but has not been able to attain," Gabbard's attorney Brian Dunne said in a statement. "Although Rep. Gabbard's presidential campaign continues to gain momentum, she has seen her political and personal reputation smeared and her candidacy intentionally damaged by Clinton's malicious and demonstrably false remarks."

Gabbard's lawsuit, which was filed in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York, says it seeks to hold "political elites" like Clinton accountable for "distorting the truth in the middle of a critical Presidential election." It also contends that Clinton made her accusations with "obvious malicious intent."

Tulsi Gabbard thought it was prudent to include this disclaimer in her lawsuit:



In case you're unsure, that's fake.

But it would actually be a good idea for any Hillary Clinton critic to offer that disclaimer. Epstein did not, and then, soon after, he did not kill himself.

Posted by: Ace at 12:50 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at January 22, 2020 12:50 PM (3sOO0)

2 Hahahaha. Go Tulsi

Posted by: Jmel at January 22, 2020 12:51 PM (b+joX)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 22, 2020 12:51 PM (q80AH)

4 top 5

and i can certainly get behind Tulsi,,,

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 22, 2020 12:51 PM (8D42x)

5 Pillage then burn!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 22, 2020 12:51 PM (Vy7tf)

6 What is wrong with Fox? They cut out right in the middle of a Republican senate press conference to right to Adam Schiff?

Who is making these decisions?

Posted by: unknown one at January 22, 2020 12:52 PM (xAAUf)

7 So is this strategy or fury?

Posted by: Caliban at January 22, 2020 12:52 PM (qEujL)

8 Maybe both Caliban.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2020 12:52 PM (Y4EXg)

9 Maybe she should file in Hawaii?

Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2020 12:53 PM (X/Pw5)

10 So is this strategy or fury?
Posted by: Caliban at January 22, 2020 12:52 PM


Embrace the healing power of "and".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2020 12:53 PM (ejd/p)

11 Tulsi Gabbard did not kill herself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 12:53 PM (1CjJc)

12 "But it would actually be a good idea for any Hillary Clinton critic to
offer that disclaimer. Epstein did not, and then, soon after, he did not
kill himself."


I will laugh about this all day, and for awhile after too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 12:53 PM (hmgiv)

13 Tulsi was starting to gain a tiny bit of traction (esp in fundraising) when she went on Fox and sounded a bit more moderate, but crashed and burned when she really went after Trump's Iran gambit.

Now she's not close to making any goals despite much pleading.

Posted by: ggreg at January 22, 2020 12:53 PM (045k4)

14 Would be awesome if it's assigned to a Trump judge and he allows it to proceed.


Otherwise it gets tossed quickly.

Posted by: Ha at January 22, 2020 12:53 PM (NSFCQ)

15 While I would think that discovery would be interesting, ya' know like the bathroom server possibly being hacked by Russia, making Hillary! the asset, it's just a stunt to get a pop and possibly move up above Bootygig in the polls, so 2% or so.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 22, 2020 12:54 PM (3sOO0)

16 Lawfare blue on blue. I hope the lawyers drain all bank accounts attached to either side.

Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 12:54 PM (JMDly)

17 Hell hath no fury than a woman accused of being a Russian asset.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 12:54 PM (hmgiv)

18 I wound encourage anyone doing any business with the Clinton gang to post such a disclaimer.

Posted by: Diogenes in barrel at January 22, 2020 12:54 PM (zkt/z)

19 Maybe that will teach the old bag to keep her yap shut.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

20 16
Lawfare blue on blue. I hope the lawyers drain all bank accounts attached to either side.


Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 12:54 PM (JMDly)

Can all the participants karmically lose?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 12:55 PM (1CjJc)

21 maybe she should make that statement for real.

Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 22, 2020 12:55 PM (NmR1a)

22 I have in my hands a list of twenty Soviets working for the State Department.

-
Old and busted: Tail Gunner Joe

New hotness: Butt Blaster Hill

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

23 tulsi gabbard. seventeen shots to the back of the head. lead investigator states, it's the worst case of suicide he's ever seen.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 12:55 PM (KP5rU)

24 U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York,

Is this like the only friggin' court in America? WTF???

Posted by: Diogenes in barrel at January 22, 2020 12:56 PM (zkt/z)

25 Oooooo, side bets on her suicide date and time.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 22, 2020 12:56 PM (jruDi)

26 I want those bitches to fight in the Octogon, a bikini for Tulsi, and a burlap sack for the Fat-Ass Bitch.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2020 12:56 PM (ufFY8)

27 it's always worse than we thought

we need more fighting back

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2020 12:56 PM (vEIlU)

28 The only problem with your subheading Ace is, there WERE Soviets in the State Department. Probably still are. But they're all Democrats.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 22, 2020 12:57 PM (ABuva)

29 Tulsa spelled backwards is iSlut

Posted by: Orange Man Bad Inc at January 22, 2020 12:57 PM (9oKl+)

30 I remember a girlfriend of mine, I broke up with her because I thought she was a Russian asset andwhen I told her she poured a bottle of Kalua all over the windshield of my car.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 12:58 PM (hmgiv)

31 You see, this is why people on the right like Tulsi. It isn't that she shares our beliefs or goals, it's that she gives a swift pair of middle fingers to the same ossified and corrupt establishment.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 12:58 PM (hLRSq)

32 17
Hell hath no fury than a woman accused of being a Russian asset.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 12:54 PM (hmgiv)

Hell hath no fury than a fat-assed bitch facing an indictment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 12:58 PM (1CjJc)

33 a position Clinton has long coveted, but has not been able to attain

I love that line.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2020 12:58 PM (r+sAi)

34 I see a volcano in Gabbard's future, making the blog complete.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 22, 2020 12:59 PM (4e+hS)

35 In case you're unsure, that's fake.

Or, in Demofascist verbiage, a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, please buy my book "Enemy Of The People" at January 22, 2020 12:59 PM (LISuA)

36 Two uninteresting has-been/never-was people, zzzzzz.

Two more redundant examples of a dumbed-down country making absolute nothings into public figures.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2020 12:59 PM (El6T/)

37 Well, we see the Donks playbook, claim everyone is a Russian asset and everything they disapprove of is a conspiracy.


Wait until they start demanding their opponents be made to float like a duck in order to not be burned at the stake.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 12:59 PM (BU88g)

38
AP: Local Hawaiian surfers reported to authorities a "big-ass chum slick" in the area where former US congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard was attacked and consumed by what some locals estimate to be "a huge fuckin' school" of sharks.

"No lie, bra, it was huge, like half a mile across. We saw a speedboat haulin' ass away just before she was taken. Never seen nothing like it--fish guts and blood everywhere. Far out, man. Really far out."

Posted by: Zod at January 22, 2020 12:59 PM (u4/yY)

39 Got to love Dem on Dem Lawfare!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 22, 2020 12:59 PM (BiNEL)

40 It would be prudent for Gabbard to amend her filing to include that statement.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 22, 2020 12:59 PM (SV7V4)

41 Hell hath no fury than a fat-assed bitch facing an indictment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 12:58 PM (1CjJc)

that works better.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 12:59 PM (hmgiv)

42 Did you think she'll pull a Rubio and reverse her decision to run for re-election?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 22, 2020 12:59 PM (4thlk)

43 You go, Tulsi!

Posted by: Ghost of Fort Marcy Park at January 22, 2020 12:59 PM (X8Oz/)

44 Tulsi Gabbard dies of suicide and 5 bullets in the back of the head during a robbery where nothing was taken, but mostly suicide. ~MSM probably

Posted by: Flyguy at January 22, 2020 01:00 PM (3sOO0)

45 File this at the courthouse with the most steps, then put your phone's camera on video mode.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 22, 2020 01:00 PM (RGYkR)

46 Isn't it funny how naturally everyone's a Russian Asset EXCEPT for the President who gave 150 billion dollars to a Russian client state.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Underemployed in Greenland at January 22, 2020 01:00 PM (dwojT)

47 Sure, it's fake.
But it has "truthiness", so we'll run with it.

Oh wait, it's the Clintons. We'll sit this one out.

Posted by: MSM at January 22, 2020 01:00 PM (z79tQ)

48 They are going to chalk it up to "Just politics". Tulsi is a public figure, running for public office, therefore anything at all can be said of her or her character and it is "just politics".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2020 01:00 PM (QbTK/)

49 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 12:58 PM (hmgiv)

I bet that was a bitch to lick off!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 22, 2020 01:00 PM (BiNEL)

50 I really hope it makes it to discovery.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 22, 2020 01:00 PM (4e+hS)

51 Tulsi, you can hide out with me. No one will find you, believe me.

Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at January 22, 2020 01:00 PM (LISuA)

52 For forty years, the Democrats would set out milk and cookies for the Communists before they went to bed on April 30th.

Now, if you're not yelling for immediate nuclear annihilation of Russia, it's because you're a Russian agent.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 22, 2020 01:01 PM (aO8Gd)

53 Lock her up!

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

54 Good for Gabbard. The "He's/she's a Russian agent" nonsense has gotten way out of hand.

I am FOR all of these defamation suits - Covington kid against MSM, Christians against SPLC, Gabbard against Hillary.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

55 I remember a girlfriend of mine, I broke up with her because I thought
she was a Russian asset andwhen I told her she poured a bottle of Kalua
all over the windshield of my car.


You were quite correct to jettison her. Any woman who'd abuse alcohol in such a fashion wouldn't make a good partner.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 01:01 PM (HaL55)

56 Tulsi is misguided. But waking up with her snuggled up against me under the covers would be enjoyable. On the other hand Id rather wake up next to a severed horses head than the Beast.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 22, 2020 01:01 PM (sox4v)

57 New Balls Graham is letting loose.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 01:01 PM (ufFY8)

58 tulsi is a dead surfer chick walking.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:01 PM (KP5rU)

59 Tulsa spelled backwards is iSlut

Posted by: Orange Man Bad Inc at January 22, 2020 12:57 PM


***

I've assigned in in-class task to the students allowing me time to read this. My students are wondering why I just sorted out loud.

Posted by: Diogenes in barrel at January 22, 2020 01:01 PM (zkt/z)

60 Everyone is a Russian asset except the SOS who gave the Russians a reset button, and a president who asked for patience until anger the election so he could have more flexibility.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2020 01:01 PM (QbTK/)

61 Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:01 PM (l4C/z)

62 The Clinton Machine has been damaged and weakened.

More and more people are feeling they can go up against them.

Bill a pedo and rapist.
Hillary a corrupt criminal and traitor.

People see them for who they are - at least those who open their eyes.

Good for Tulsi.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2020 01:02 PM (vEIlU)

63 USNtakim, get on Twitter. Find your wife's insurance company and then publicly shame them.
Call them out for denying a cancer pt access to not only her treatments but her treatment facility.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 22, 2020 01:02 PM (pGrg3)

64

Coffecake is just Obama with a biopussy and handlers smart enough to get her .mil ticket punched.

DO NOT TRUST HER IN ANY FASHION.

Posted by: Harry Wanker at January 22, 2020 01:02 PM (lHr8/)

65 >>>16 Lawfare blue on blue. I hope the lawyers drain all bank accounts attached to either side.


And then the lawyers start their own self funded political operations and quickly bankrupt them selves to their campaign managers who spend all the cash on foreign getaways before dying from long term monkey syphilis.


The monkeys all recover and live happily ever after.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2020 01:02 PM (/MnKe)

66 chief justice john roberts is a huge pile of steaming demon shit. fuck that bush cabal assclown.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:03 PM (KP5rU)

67 @46

Or how about giving a third of the US's uranium assets to the Russians, literally.


It's projection all the way down.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 01:03 PM (BU88g)

68 What is wrong with Fox? They cut out right in the middle of a Republican senate press conference to right to Adam Schiff?

Who is making these decisions?
Posted by: unknown one


Anti-Americans.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 01:03 PM (Jk+3L)

69 I could hear more about this 'biopussy'...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:04 PM (l4C/z)

70 I bet that was a bitch to lick off!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 22, 2020 01:00 PM (BiNEL)

Lol. oh man, she called me names (still cool in her southern accent) stormed out of my apartment and grabbed the bottle she had brought. I didn't see it till the next morning when I went to work and it had dried real good. Those southern belles have a mean streak.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 01:04 PM (hmgiv)

71 >>Isn't it funny how naturally everyone's a Russian Asset EXCEPT for the
President who gave 150 billion dollars to a Russian client state.


And sold a Russia government-owned company 25% of US uranium mining rights?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

72 chief justice john roberts is a huge pile of steaming demon shit. fuck that bush cabal assclown.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:03 PM (KP5rU)
+++++++++++
Is that a general principal thing, or did he do something specifically bad today?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:04 PM (I2dne)

73 I remember a girlfriend of mine, I broke up with her because I thought she was a Russian asset andwhen I told her she poured a bottle of Kalua all over the windshield of my car.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 12:58 PM


Definitely a Russian asset, then. She didn't waste the vodka.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM (ejd/p)

74 The radio news was just talking about "unprovoked" shark attacks.

Who the fuck provokes a shark?

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM (U6f/q)

75 Bush Cabal Assclown opened for Insane Clown Posse at Piccadilly Circus back in 2,000.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM (1CjJc)

76 You were quite correct to jettison her. Any woman who'd abuse alcohol in such a fashion wouldn't make a good partner.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 01:01 PM (HaL55)

Agreed!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM (hmgiv)

77

Accuse your enemies of what you yourself are doing.

Classic cynical Hillary Clinton.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM (ADAck)

78 The courthouse steps are gonna be a bitch.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

79 >> Tulsi is misguided. But waking up with her snuggled up against me under the covers would be enjoyable.


Doubly so if you had some Parm to grate.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:06 PM (0zK06)

80 chavez -

"chief justice john roberts is a huge pile of steaming demon shit"

Chavez you've really got to learn to open up and say what you think - keeping everything pent up will kill you.

Did the absurd "chief justice" roberts already do something today? Haven't checked the Senate farce yet.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2020 01:06 PM (El6T/)

81 72 chief justice john roberts is a huge pile of steaming demon shit. fuck that bush cabal assclown.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:03 PM (KP5rU)

I'm with you.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 22, 2020 01:06 PM (H8QX8)

82 Tulsi has a sense of humor !

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 01:06 PM (arJlL)

83 And sold a Russia government-owned company 25% of US uranium mining rights?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++++
It's always projection.

"My enemy is a Russian collaborationist" == "I am a Russian collaborationist"
"My enemy conspired with foreigners to do X" == "I conspired with foreigners to do X"
"My enemy engaged in corrupt behavior in Ukraine" == "I engaged in corrupt behavior in Ukraine"
"My enemy withheld relief supplies from Puerto Rico" == "I withheld relief supplies from Puerto Rico"

Every time. Set your watch by it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:06 PM (I2dne)

84 The radio news was just talking about "unprovoked" shark attacks.

Who the fuck provokes a shark?
Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM (U6f/q)


Come at me bro...

Posted by: Zombie Shark Provoker at January 22, 2020 01:06 PM (aS1PU)

85 This Rear Admiral Barry Black, Senate Chaplain, is wearing a bow tie.

I don't like bow ties.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 01:06 PM (ufFY8)

86 Currently last

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at January 22, 2020 01:06 PM (ZMw8e)

87 Make Defamation Criminal Again!

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 22, 2020 01:06 PM (HsFkI)

88 74 The radio news was just talking about "unprovoked" shark attacks.

Who the fuck provokes a shark?
Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM (U6f/q)

We got bored with eating Tide pods

Posted by: Millennials at January 22, 2020 01:07 PM (7HtZB)

89 Chavez is a poet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:07 PM (l4C/z)

90 chavez -

"chief justice john roberts is a huge pile of steaming demon shit"

Chavez you've really got to learn to open up and say what you think - keeping everything pent up will kill you. . . .

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2020


*
*

Demons have to move their bowels? Who knew they even ate food other than souls?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 01:07 PM (Ejm1K)

91 83 And sold a Russia government-owned company 25% of US uranium mining rights?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++++
It's always projection.

"My enemy is a Russian collaborationist" == "I am a Russian collaborationist"
"My enemy conspired with foreigners to do X" == "I conspired with foreigners to do X"
"My enemy engaged in corrupt behavior in Ukraine" == "I engaged in corrupt behavior in Ukraine"
"My enemy withheld relief supplies from Puerto Rico" == "I withheld relief supplies from Puerto Rico"

Every time. Set your watch by it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:06 PM (I2dne)

"My enemy hired hookers to pee on his bed" =

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (7HtZB)

92 Terry Jones is Mort?

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (0zK06)

93 I just went and looked up reports on the assassination of the Basij commander in Iran earlier today, not being covered much. A good reminder that the best plan is often the simplest plan - he was standing in front of his house, and suddenly a motorcycle zoomed up with 2 masked men on it, each carrying a rifle. They each opened fire, and then zoomed away.

instant getaway, they disappeared into traffic, almost impossible to defend against.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (Kpl3J)

94 And sold a Russia government-owned company 25% of US uranium mining rights?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

Pretty much sounds like an asset to me.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (H8QX8)

95 Demons have to move their bowels? Who knew they even ate food other than souls?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 01:07 PM (Ejm1K)

Soul Food. Duh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (1CjJc)

96 75 Bush Cabal Assclown opened for Insane Clown Posse at Piccadilly Circus back in 2,000.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM (1CjJc)

Fucking Magnets, how do they work?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (l4C/z)

97 The radio news was just talking about "unprovoked" shark attacks.

Who the fuck provokes a shark?
Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM (U6f/q)
++++++++++++
There is no such thing as an unprovoked shark attack. Man's place is on the land. Only through environmental colonialism do we intrude on the territory to which sharks are entitled. Moreover, we continuously poison and pollute the shark's environment with plastic straws and other waste.

Any shark attack on any human is entirely provoked and an act of environmental justice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (I2dne)

98 /off dead sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (aS1PU)

99 Who the fuck provokes a shark?
Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM


Is the phrase "hold my beer and watch this" wholly unknown to you?

Posted by: Florida Man at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (ejd/p)

100 The senate trial is just starting up again.


Sergeant at arms is telling the senators to be silent under pan of imprisonment.

War turtle up.

Now Schiffhead

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (ufFY8)

101
19 Maybe that will teach the old bag to keep her yap shut.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

----

People are paying attention to her. As far as Hillary is concerned, it's all good.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (1PyAH)

102
The radio news was just talking about "unprovoked" shark attacks.



Who the fuck provokes a shark?

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:05 PM (U6f/q)

_________


Perhaps they were talking about lawfare?


Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (HsFkI)

103 80: i do struggle getting my true feelings out.
have no idea if he did anything today. i can't stand the fucker on general principal. fuck him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (KP5rU)

104 92 Terry Jones is Mort?
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (0zK06)

Yeah...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (l4C/z)

105
Tulsa spelled backwards is iSlut
Posted by: Orange Man Bad Inc


Sounds like an Apple sexbot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2020 01:09 PM (aKsyK)

106 Twit of the Year has begun in earnest. 24 hours of competition over three days.

Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 01:09 PM (JMDly)

107 And so it begins.

Hopefully Adam Schiff slips on a banana peel and breaks his coxic.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 01:09 PM (BU88g)

108 >>"My enemy withheld relief supplies from Puerto Rico" == "I withheld relief supplies from Puerto Rico"



"I withheld relief supplies from Puerto RicoHaiti"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 01:09 PM (bDqIh)

109 oh gee, Schiff or South Park? Hard choice

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2020 01:09 PM (4a9Vv)

110 The fucker was asking for it. Dressed up in that black wetsuit and flopping around like a dying seal.

Posted by: the Shark at January 22, 2020 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

111 Schiff sucking Roberts cock now.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 01:09 PM (ufFY8)

112 Shrillary sucking all the air out of the room seems like it hurts Fauxcahontas more than it does anyone else.

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 01:09 PM (sm6Pk)

113 >>Who the fuck provokes a shark?


I've harassed more than a frew on the flats...but they aren't real sharks. Black Tips, Spinners, youngin's.

Still fuck up your day if you let them get too close though.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:09 PM (0zK06)

114 Terry Jones is Mort?
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM


Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (ejd/p)

115 "My enemy hired hookers to pee on his bed" =
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (7HtZB)

Everything Sid Blumenthal has a hand in has really weird sexual allegations in it. And Blumenthal has worked for the Clinton's for 30 years, at least...

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)

116 Twit of the Year has begun in earnest. 24 hours of competition over three days.
Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 01:09 PM (JMDly)
++++++++++++
It's an election year, henry. The stupidity and hysteria run a very real risk of literally tearing the earth asunder this year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (I2dne)

117 That reminds me, I need to get a motorcycle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (l4C/z)

118 Chief Justice John Roberts is going to make Ruth Bader Ginsberg look like a conservative.

Sometimes, you can just tell...

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (U6f/q)

119 Schiff whingeing about long days to come.

Now he is quoting the Founder's



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (ufFY8)

120 Tulsi is no where near being nominated or elected POTUS. But watching her take on the bitch is fun. It will be interesting to watch how HRC responds. I read Hillary just trashed Bernie as well. She's running.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

121 Lol. oh man, she called me names (still cool in her southern accent) stormed out of my apartment and grabbed the bottle she had brought.. . . Those southern belles have a mean streak.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

----

To be yelled at by a profoundly deaf woman is right up there also. The overly wild and erratic ASL, and the spoken word that you really have to listen to carefully to understand is funny (even though it wasn't suppose to be).

"Yur an assthole, you assthole!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (Y4EXg)

122 Oh jeez, nonsense right out of the gate from Schiff.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (BU88g)

123 The senate trial is just starting up again.

Sergeant at arms is telling the senators to be silent under pan of imprisonment...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (ufFY


Pan prisons are the worst prisons.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (aS1PU)

124 and seeing Schiff and Nadler next to each other, I almost think of that old comedy act, Adam and Costello.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (4a9Vv)

125 Mojaddami, who headed the local Basij force in the town of Darkhoein, was said to be an associate of the recently slain top general Qassem Soleimani. The Basij is a volunteer organisation operating under the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corp (IRGC) and is used for internal security and other tasks such as clamping down against dissent.

https://tinyurl.com/yx2ux99r

Sounds like payback.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (1CjJc)

126 >>That reminds me, I need to get a motorcycle.

Good way to escape a shark attack.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:11 PM (0zK06)

127 i can't stand the fucker on general principal. fuck him.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (KP5rU)

Ah, so you are a man with principles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 22, 2020 01:11 PM (BiNEL)

128 Who knew that the "land shark" SNL sketches were actually clips from a documentary?

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2020 01:11 PM (Pqytn)

129 Schiff whingeing about long days to come.

Now he is quoting the Founder's
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (ufFY
++++++++++++
Yup, do that, Adam. The Founders were totally down with absence of due process, official government railroading of citizens, gigantic and all-pervasive government, wild debts and cavalier impeachment.

Totally.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:11 PM (I2dne)

130 Demons have to move their bowels? Who knew they even ate food other than souls?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 01:07 PM (Ejm1K)


Souls are high in fiber.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 22, 2020 01:11 PM (4q/mG)

131 113 >>Who the fuck provokes a shark?"

A Jet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 01:11 PM (Kpl3J)

132 Really, it's not the Sharks you have to watch out for.

It's the Jets. Those Puerto Ricans will stab you in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Officer Krupke at January 22, 2020 01:11 PM (0zK06)

133 Pan prisons are the worst prisons.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (aS1PU)

Yeah. Bread and water only.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 01:12 PM (ufFY8)

134 119, i need a product from Founders. Likely a case of such product.

Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 01:12 PM (JMDly)

135 I just can't listen to Adam Schiff any longer. I can't drink or take drugs for tomorrow's root canal, so I'll have to rely on the 'Rons and 'Ettes for breaking news about the impeachment.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 22, 2020 01:12 PM (vGJY7)

136 'Does this dress make my assets look Russian?'

Posted by: Not Tulsi at January 22, 2020 01:12 PM (ZMw8e)

137 Wake me when the AOC-Tulsi-Sinema three way is released on pron hub.


Posted by: dananjcon at January 22, 2020 01:12 PM (u6xw0)

138 Terry Jones is Mort?
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (0zK06)
.........

I heard they plan to bring him to the funeral on a wood cart.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

139 Terry Jones is Mort?
Posted by: garrett

AGAIN !

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 01:13 PM (arJlL)

140 Adam "Veruca Salt" Schiff, who wants Orange Man in jail NOW!

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 01:13 PM (sm6Pk)

141 Oh jeez, nonsense right out of the gate from Schiff.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (BU88g)
---------
What the ever-lovin' f*ck is he talking about? Love when they quote the founders, like all the republic if you can keep it crap on impeachment vote day. They care not how ridiculous they are.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 22, 2020 01:13 PM (Xvo1a)

142 Any shark attack on any human is entirely provoked and an act of environmental justice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (I2dne)

When I first started diving, the Captain of the dive boat I went out on had a saying, "Once you step foot in the Ocean you go from the top of the food chain to the bottom".

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 22, 2020 01:13 PM (4q/mG)

143 What's Roberts doing? I can only imagine he's siding with the Marxists - am I right?

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 01:13 PM (oiNtH)

144 John Roberts hates Trump. Yes, hates him. I accept this as an article of faith. He can't show it, but he hates him -- with the same latent intensity that the Bushes hate him.

He pulled off a moral equivalence argument yesterday between seditious House Leftist maniacs who haven't made a single move consonant with the Constitution and the President's lawyers. Fuck moral equivalence and fuck Roberts.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 22, 2020 01:13 PM (H8QX8)

145 131 113 >>Who the fuck provokes a shark?"

A Jet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2020 01:11 PM (Kpl3J)

132 Really, it's not the Sharks you have to watch out for.

It's the Jets. Those Puerto Ricans will stab you in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Officer Krupke at January 22, 2020 01:11 PM


Hordemind...a scary yet wonderful thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2020 01:13 PM (ejd/p)

146 The Democrats long ago decided to make Schiff the face of impeachment and I know why--he just lies so freely, effortlessly and consistently.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (CqE5x)

147 Very good two minute clip---this should have ended the entire impeachment farce then and there:

https://twitter.com/lawyer4laws/status/1220001485913841665

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (SV7V4)

148 Whatever remains of the Soviet Union has mostly landed in the US Democrat Party, and probably a third of the Republican Party.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (uEbPt)

149 This entire ordeal in the Senate is in the "types-deletes" category, for me.

Not that the "deletes" will help much. Bob at NSA with his keyboard logger, sees all.

Suffice to say that the lamp posts in D.C. are insufficiently decorated.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (QzJWU)

150 135 I just can't listen to Adam Schiff any longer. I can't drink or take drugs for tomorrow's root canal, so I'll have to rely on the 'Rons and 'Ettes for breaking news about the impeachment.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 22, 2020 01:12 PM (vGJY7)


I tried yesterday to watch, but even though I'm a motivated political junkie I could only go an hour before muting the sound. No actual people are watching this.

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (U6f/q)

151 What the ever-lovin' f*ck is he talking about? Love
when they quote the founders, like all the republic if you can keep it
crap on impeachment vote day. They care not how ridiculous they are.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 22, 2020 01:13 PM (Xvo1a)


LMAO.
Yeah, he is completely incoherent.
At least they have only 23h and 53m left to present their bullshit case.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (ufFY8)

152 It's the Jets. Those Puerto Ricans will stab you in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Officer Krupke at January 22, 2020 01:11 PM

The Jets were the white guys.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:15 PM (CqE5x)

153 The Democrats long ago decided to make Schiff the face of impeachment and I know why--he just lies so freely, effortlessly and consistently.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (CqE5x)


He's almost as good a liar as Warren. Almost.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 01:15 PM (aS1PU)

154 Tulsi has a pretty nice asset.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:15 PM (iBBEC)

155 What is wrong with Fox? They cut out right in the middle of a Republican senate press conference to right to Adam Schiff?

Who is making these decisions?
Posted by: unknown one at January 22, 2020 12:52 PM (xAAUf)


Fox is as much a left-wing POS as CNN.

One America News is the only honest channel.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 01:15 PM (Ki5SV)

156 Oooooh I could use the company, Tulsi

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at January 22, 2020 01:15 PM (4l3fZ)

157 roberts, schiff, nadler, three way daisy chain. pronhub number one tomorrow. no need to thank me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:15 PM (KP5rU)

158 >>The Jets were the white guys.

They were ALL Puerto Ricans. It was a setup.

Posted by: Officer Krupke at January 22, 2020 01:15 PM (0zK06)

159 When I first started diving, the Captain of the dive boat I went out on had a saying, "Once you step foot in the Ocean you go from the top of the food chain to the bottom".
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 22, 2020 01:13 PM


This is why I dive with a little briefcase attached to my BC. Sharks avoid me out of professional courtesy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2020 01:15 PM (ejd/p)

160
100+, OT, Willowed:

OMG.. The poll troll is here
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2020 12:47 PM (6XlcD)

After 2016 who the hell pays attention to polls?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 22, 2020 12:47 PM (H8QX

-------

This is a salient question.

I have known since I was a small boy, when my father (who is well-versed in stats and explained the way the game is played to me), that public polling units are corrupt and inefficient, and by design never produce an accurate result until it's absolutely necessary. This was in the 90s.

I think most people instinctively caught on to that in 2016 when the public polling units didn't even bother with their usual song-and-dance routine.

But let's put it aside. Let's pretend, using a Golden Gate-sized suspension of disbelief, that they're honest and competent.

What does honest, competent polling matter?

The answer is: not a whit.

After that polling disaster, the years 2016-2020 have belied the basic predicate of polling as an industry. And that predicate is that public opinion matters.

Vote for whoever you want... it doesn't mean shit. Why do we still measure it?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 01:16 PM (uKj5K)

161 No actual people are watching this.

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:14 P

We'll summarize it for them.


Tee hee

Posted by: MSM at January 22, 2020 01:16 PM (NSFCQ)

162 I'm gonna go watch some of Tulsi's workout videos again..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2020 01:16 PM (so+oy)

163 >>This is why I dive with a little briefcase attached to my BC.


BC?

What. Is the briefcase filled with Carrots?

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:17 PM (0zK06)

164 "We've got you now, Trump - we're trying you here right now!"


"You got it all wrong - you're in here with me and I'm trying *you*!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 01:17 PM (hLRSq)

165 Yep the hit on the Basij guy was nice.

Two other items ace might want to make hay with.

Funny - Pete Buttgag had his own Yeb! "please clap" moment in Iowa. Hilarious. One guy on the twatters did a video over/under of the two incidents. Recommended.

Jaw-droppingly idiotic and infuriating - Crenshaw (TX) twitted some truly moronic nonsense about a "third way" on "climate change", and it seems the House GOP or some in it are actually seriously considering beclowning themselves to prove they are not opting for "inaction" on ..... a non-existent problem that requires, precisely, inaction.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2020 01:17 PM (El6T/)

166 The Democrats long ago decided to make Schiff the face of impeachment and I know why--he just lies so freely, effortlessly and consistently.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (CqE5x)
+++++++++++++
Plus he is absolutely safe and will be returned. He is a world-class liar, a world-class crony and perfectly safe in his insane district.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:17 PM (I2dne)

167 The Democrats long ago decided to make Schiff the face of impeachment and I know why--he just lies so freely, effortlessly and consistently.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (CqE5x)

He's almost as good a liar as Warren. Almost.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 01:15 PM (aS1PU)

I think he's better. He has that pursed lip, eyes toward the heavens thing down pat.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:17 PM (CqE5x)

168 The poll troll is back?? Like clockwork..every presidential election year.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2020 01:17 PM (a0IVu)

169 Anyone doubting whether science deliberately misleads needs go no further than the definition of provoked and unprovoked shark attacks.


Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (HALdu)

170 @160: s/b "whomever." I hate when I miss that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (uKj5K)

171 160 Vote for whoever you want... it doesn't mean shit. Why do we still measure it?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 01:16 PM (uKj5K)

Because most people are shallow, and won't vote for who they want, but instead for who they THINK is going to win.

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (sm6Pk)

172 Now he is quoting the Founder's+++++++++Ah, the "Mr Smith Goes to Washington", moment. Wonder if he's got Jean Arthur stashed away in the balcony,.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (LGXGf)

173 What I always found most amusing about Terry Jones was, in the Python sketches, when his character gets agitated, his voice goes up like two octaves. So you get this squeaky Welsh accent along with his dialog. It was almost like a live action cartoon at times.

Loved it. He may have been a clueless lefty, like most Brits, but he was mostly harmless.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (l4C/z)

174 Tulsi in a bikini VS hILLRY in a muumuu
Case closed. Judgement for the plaintiff.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

175 I can't suffer a Jet.

Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (aKsyK)

176 The poll troll is back?? Like clockwork..every presidential election year.
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2020 01:17 PM


Lucy, Charlie Brown (non dildo variety) Football.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (iBBEC)

177 The Democrats long ago decided to make Schiff the face of impeachment and I know why--he just lies so freely, effortlessly and consistently.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (CqE5x)
+++++++++++++
Plus he is absolutely safe and will be returned. He is a world-class liar, a world-class crony and perfectly safe in his insane district.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:17 PM (I2dne)

He's also a household name. He goes on the late-night comedy shows and is treated as a celebrity-sage.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:19 PM (CqE5x)

178 Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2020 01:17 PM (El6T/)

You voters screwed up, you trusted us!

Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar at January 22, 2020 01:19 PM (BiNEL)

179 115 "My enemy hired hookers to pee on his bed" =
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (7HtZB

Hookers are unlike drug dealers in that they can wash their crack and sell it again.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 22, 2020 01:20 PM (Vy7tf)

180 165 Crenshaw (TX) twitted some truly moronic nonsense about a "third way" on "climate change"

The Patch has been, well, patchy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 01:20 PM (XN+hF)

181 162 I'm gonna go watch some of Tulsi's workout videos again..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2020 01:16 PM (so+oy)

A friend would share links to such videos

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:20 PM (l4C/z)

182 I can't suffer a Jet.
Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (aKsyK)


woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

Posted by: Paul McCartney and Wings at January 22, 2020 01:20 PM (CqE5x)

183 Jaw-droppingly idiotic and infuriating - Crenshaw (TX) twitted some truly moronic nonsense

Posted by: rhomboid


I have not been more disappointed in an elected Texas official since Cornyn, Bonnen, Sid Miller, Dan Patrick & Greg Abbott.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 01:20 PM (Jk+3L)

184 i can't stand the fucker on general principal. fuck him.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January




been done, why do you think his eyes are like that?

Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 01:20 PM (HALdu)

185 179 115 "My enemy hired hookers to pee on his bed" =
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (7HtZB

Hookers are unlike drug dealers in that they can wash their crack and sell* it again.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 22, 2020 01:20 PM (Vy7tf)

*rent

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:20 PM (l4C/z)

186 When I first started diving, the Captain of the dive boat I went out on had a saying, "Once you step foot in the Ocean you go from the top of the food chain to the bottom".

Gotta watch out for those herrings. They'll get'cha.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 01:20 PM (9t0Zz)

187 79 >> Tulsi is misguided. But waking up with her snuggled up against me under the covers would be enjoyable.
_______________

Until she started talking.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2020 01:20 PM (k4dH2)

188 I read Hillary just trashed Bernie as well. She's running.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2020 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

I don't think she's doing it for herself. CNNDNC just trashed Bernie last week. Orders from the top are to clear him out.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 01:21 PM (uEbPt)

189
Tulsi has never had or will ever have any thoughts of suicide.



Hillary: Fine. It will be an "accident" or armed robbery gone bad

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 01:21 PM (mpeBU)

190 I mean it was obviously slander what Clinton said about Tulsi but usually in a political season the standards are relaxed very heavily so I don't know how well this is going to go.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

191 We'll summarize it for them.


Tee hee

Posted by: MSM at January 22, 2020 01:16 PM (NSFCQ)


No, you won't, because they aren't watching you either. Or haven't you noticed that after three years of relentless attacks Trump's approval has actually gone up? Oh wait - Tater is your Leader - no, you wouldn't notice if you were on fire.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 01:21 PM (hLRSq)

192 Blue on blue. Popcorn time.

Winning.

She has a point. Hillary should pay.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2020 01:21 PM (0OmEj)

193 The Jets were from MN I believe. I remember my GF begged me to take her to a concert of theirs. I did because she was a smoke show. I still wanted to jam two pencils in both ears.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:21 PM (iBBEC)

194
Whatever remains of the Soviet Union has mostly landed in the US Democrat Party, and probably a third of the Republican Party.
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (uEbPt)







By the time the Soviet Union fell, the only true-believer communists in the world were Donks. Even the Sovs thought Lenin and his minions were full of shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2020 01:21 PM (kw0bd)

195 Demons have to move their bowels? Who knew they even ate food other than souls?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 01:07 PM (Ejm1K)


Is that keto?

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 22, 2020 01:21 PM (88+cf)

196 Jaw-droppingly idiotic and infuriating - Crenshaw (TX) twitted some truly moronic nonsense about a "third way" on "climate change", and it seems the House GOP or some in it are actually seriously considering beclowning themselves to prove they are not opting for "inaction" on ..... a non-existent problem that requires, precisely, inaction.
Posted by: rhomboid at January




so he has some tranny climate?

Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 01:22 PM (HALdu)

197 What. Is the briefcase filled with Carrots?
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:17 PM


Somehow I knew that was going to be said before I even hit "post".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2020 01:22 PM (ejd/p)

198 175 I can't suffer a Jet.
Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (aKsyK)


Remember that the Jets were from the early '60s and were fairly unique then. Today, there are hundreds of gay dancing gangs roaming around Manhattan.

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:22 PM (U6f/q)

199 "Jet" was one truly killer Wings song. And "Band on the Run." "Live & Let Die" was another.

So, Wings didn't 100% suck. Maybe 95%.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 01:22 PM (XN+hF)

200 Tulsi is misguided. But waking up with her snuggled up against me under the covers would be enjoyable.
______________________________________________

There is the tinge of white-trashness around her.
Can't quite put my finger on it....

Posted by: Paul McCartney and Wings at January 22, 2020 01:22 PM (CqE5x)

201 The Democrats long ago decided to make Schiff the face of impeachment
and I know why--he just lies so freely, effortlessly and consistently.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:14 PM (CqE5x)

This makes him different than other Democrats?

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 01:22 PM (uEbPt)

202 He's also a household name. He goes on the late-night comedy shows and is treated as a celebrity-sage.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:19 PM (CqE5x)


No he isn't - no one on Jeopardy knew who he was.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (hLRSq)

203 Doubly so if you had some Parm to grate.
Posted by: garrett at January




heh

Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (HALdu)

204 Braille face sues pale face.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (iBBEC)

205 Because most people are shallow, and won't vote for who they want, but instead for who they THINK is going to win.
Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (sm6Pk)
--------
Lol I've been in MN for almost 30 years now - I can count the winning candidates I've voted for on one hand - 2 reps, 2 local reps and...uh...

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (Xvo1a)

206 "Jet" was one truly killer Wings song. And "Band on the Run." "Live & Let Die" was another.

So, Wings didn't 100% suck. Maybe 95%.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 01:22 PM (XN+hF)

73-76, they were as strong as anyone on the pop charts....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (CqE5x)

207 Tulsi has never had or will ever have any thoughts of suicide.

Hillary: Fine. It will be an "accident" or armed robbery gone bad
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 01:21 PM (mpeBU)


Shot while trying to escape.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (aS1PU)

208 Tulsi is misguided. But waking up with her snuggled up against me under the covers would be enjoyable.
______________________________________________

There is the tinge of white-trashness around her.
Can't quite put my finger on it....
Posted by: Paul McCartney


She'll take your guns if you blink.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (Jk+3L)

209 >> Crenshaw (TX) twitted some truly moronic nonsense about a "third way" on "climate change"


Ooof. Needs to spend less time with Charlie Kirk

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (bDqIh)

210 I read Hillary just trashed Bernie as well. She's running.

She's trying to flex political muscles to show she still has power and keep donating to the fund.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

211 "Granny in a Muumuu" sound like a Smiths song.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (XN+hF)

212 No he isn't - no one on Jeopardy knew who he was.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (hLRSq)

True.
But they are mostly eggheads who don't watch TV.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (CqE5x)

213 How soon will Bubba Clinton make a passive-aggressive remark that undermines his wife's position?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (COzlW)

214 i'm watching night court. bull shannon would have made a great chief justice. or, a great chief pontiac.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (KP5rU)

215 It's astounding how easily Schiff lies.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (ZLI7S)

216 Tulsi has never had or will ever have any thoughts of suicide.

Hillary: Fine. It will be an "accident" or armed robbery gone bad
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Shot while trying to escape.
Posted by: DR.WTF


Paging Seth Rich. Seth Rich to the bloody red courtesy phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (Jk+3L)

217 Gotta watch out for those herrings. They'll get'cha.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 01:20 PM (9t0Zz)

Imagine thousands upon thousands of little fish nibbling at you. How long would you last? heh heh heh heh heh

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (4q/mG)

218 Granny in a Muumuu" sound like a Smiths song.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (XN+hF)

Bishop in a Tutu

The Queen is Dead may very well lay claim to be best album of 1980's

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:25 PM (CqE5x)

219 Crenshaw (TX) twitted some truly moronic nonsense about a "third way" on "climate change" 

...


What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Matt Gaetz at January 22, 2020 01:25 PM (NSFCQ)

220 meanwhile on the carp that kurtzman is doing to star trek, the romulans couldn't be saved because there was an android rebellion that destroyed the rescue fleet, Shirley,

Posted by: gaius martius at January 22, 2020 01:25 PM (hMlTh)

221 So what is Crenshaw's "third way?" Because by my count, there is only one option.

Way 1 (current): Do everything. Hand over all to the state to fix mother gaia.
Way 2 (current): Do something. Hand over most to the state to fix mother gaia.
Way 3 (potential): Laugh at the idiots, do nothing, produce more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:25 PM (I2dne)

222 They don't want people watching. They want people seeing highlights and descriptions curated by the DNC.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 01:26 PM (uEbPt)

223 73-76, they were as strong as anyone on the pop charts....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (CqE5x)

It's so hard to forgive tripe like "Coming Up" "Let 'em In" and that Christmas Song from Hades.

But they had some good ones.

I'll give them props for "Junior's Farm" and "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 01:26 PM (XN+hF)

224 Tulsi should hire some dude named Vince Foster. Have him just hang around on camera.

Posted by: klaftern at January 22, 2020 01:26 PM (RuIsu)

225 Bishop in a Tutu

The Queen is Dead may very well lay claim to be best album of 1980's
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:25 PM

The Dead Kennedy's. Back in the day I thought it was such a disrespectful name. Now I kind of laugh because they were all massive douchebags.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:26 PM (iBBEC)

226 I mean it was obviously slander what Clinton said about Tulsi but usually in a political season the standards are relaxed very heavily so I don't know how well this is going to go.

I'm not a law-talking guy, but doesn't Gabbard have to prove that Hillary knew it's not true that Gabbard is a Russian asset? Isn't that how slander of a public person works for some god-awful reason?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 01:26 PM (9t0Zz)

227 6 What is wrong with Fox? They cut out right in the middle of a Republican senate press conference to right to Adam Schiff?

Who is making these decisions?
Posted by: unknown one at January 22, 2020 12:52 PM (xAAUf)
===

Yo!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at January 22, 2020 01:26 PM (BDZWU)

228 wings sucked the sweat of goebells balls. fucking mccartney. english mccain.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:26 PM (KP5rU)

229 They are already pushing that RUSSIANS are working with Trump to rig the 2020 elections.


That said, if Trumpa really wants to do something about election fraud he needs 57 teams in place (one for each state) to challenge returns that are statistically impossible -
- one team each state
- examine returns and flag those with --
-- more votes than registered voters
-- more than 90% demcong votes
-- less than 10% repub votes
-- less repub than oddball third parties

In the last couple of elections several had shown up in demcong districts with >100% turnout and/or zero repub votes (but maybe ~10% third party total).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (1g7ch)

230 To be yelled at by a profoundly deaf woman is right up there also. The
overly wild and erratic ASL, and the spoken word that you really have to
listen to carefully to understand is funny (even though it wasn't
suppose to be).



"Yur an assthole, you assthole!!"


I worked with PDW a few years back. She was a former beauty queen who had the most beautiful blue eyes I've ever seen.


I'd find any excuse to go over to her office. Ahh what might've been, had our circumstances been different at the time...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (HaL55)

231 Bishop in a Tutu

The Queen is Dead may very well lay claim to be best album of 1980's
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:25 PM (CqE5x)

LOL, and I was thinking of "Girlfriend in a Coma" when I typed that. Yours is better.

Yep, TQiD rules.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (XN+hF)

232 It's astounding how easily Schiff lies.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (ZLI7S)

He doesn't even manage to mix in a little truth.
It's ALL 100% lies, and nothing but.

I think the brazen way he lies works on some people though.
They think it must be true since he's so insistent.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (CqE5x)

233 Got a call that my local gunshop got a Glock 44.
Fingers crossed that it's still available when I get off work.

No, I don't need it. Yes, I still want it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (l4C/z)

234 215 It's astounding how easily Schiff lies.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (ZLI7S)
===

Someone should stand up and call him a pedophile. Just as an MP did in Belgium about their Prime Minister.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (BDZWU)

235 What does honest, competent polling matter?

The answer is: not a whit.

After that polling disaster, the years 2016-2020 have belied the basic predicate of polling as an industry. And that predicate is that public opinion matters.

Vote for whoever you want... it doesn't mean shit. Why do we still measure it?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
...........

2016 polls weren't really off by that much.

There were outliers, of course. But by October they were all mostly within the margin of error.

But they were national polls. And near the end, they were spot on with Hillary 3-4% ahead, which is how it ended in popular vote.

But national polls don't reflect the real world, since we elect by state.

So.. national polls are worthless the closer you get to an election.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2020 01:28 PM (so+oy)

236 oops off Eddie Munster doppelganger sock

Posted by: Paul Ryan at January 22, 2020 01:28 PM (BDZWU)

237 Bishop in a Tutu

The Queen is Dead may very well lay claim to be best album of 1980's
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:25 PM (CqE5x)

LOL, and I was thinking of "Girlfriend in a Coma" when I typed that. Yours is better.

Yep, TQiD rules.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (XN+hF)

It's actually "VICAR in a Tutu"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:28 PM (CqE5x)

238 Never forget: Fox News is center-left and moving leftward. It's only Fox's commentary corps that is remotely conservative. The news side is not conservative, and has never been. The news side started centrist and has, like everything else in the legacy media, been drifting or lurching leftward since.

Fox News rides the reputation of their commentariat but that part of the organization is *not* conservative - it just isn't bat-shit insane yet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:28 PM (I2dne)

239 Third times a charm

Posted by: Augustine at January 22, 2020 01:28 PM (BDZWU)

240 True.
But they are mostly eggheads who don't watch TV.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (CqE5x)


You know it amazes me how many people here, after the example of the past three years, still believe that the MSM has some sort of god-like power to influence and make people believe things when, quite clearly that isn't the case.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

241 When someone hangs up the boots and puts on the suit they are no longer "military". They are "politicians." Then they get John MCCain syndrome where their answer to every argument is their former military credentials.

Ridiculous.

Both Mast and Crenshaw support an AR ban. F them both.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 22, 2020 01:28 PM (xx41w)

242 221 So what is Crenshaw's "third way?" Because by my count, there is only one option.

Way 1 (current): Do everything. Hand over all to the state to fix mother gaia.
Way 2 (current): Do something. Hand over most to the state to fix mother gaia.
Way 3 (potential): Laugh at the idiots, do nothing, produce more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

if the greeners are truly serious, they would all kill themselves. Do it for the planet.

Be the example.

Then I know you are dedicated. otherwise GFY

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2020 01:28 PM (d7Ww2)

243 Crenshaw might just mean "be responsible with the environment and don't trash things needlessly" by his third way. A lot of hunters and fishermen are pretty strong environmental conservationist types (Wyoming basically uses their input for how to protect their state). Doesn't mean they think we should roll back everyone but elites to the pre-industrial age or ban plastic, just pick up after yourself and show responsible stewardship of the world we live in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

244 i'm watching night court. bull shannon would have made a great chief justice. or, a great chief pontiac.

I liked that show as a kid, but even child bonhomme noticed how Night Court ran a small handful of jokes into the ground.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (9t0Zz)

245 Can girls do autoerotic asphyxiation?

Posted by: klaftern at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (RuIsu)

246 I think the brazen way he lies works on some people though.
They think it must be true since he's so insistent.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (CqE5x)

Exactly.

Stefanik called him "unfair" and "hypocritical" today. Wow, that'll leave a mark. We fight so pathetically.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (H8QX8)

247
Another question for the poll-obsessed: If public polling units served an actual, honest purpose that were useful to readers, then why do they exist?

The media are captive organs of the party. If their polling data were useful, the party would use them.

Meanwhile, the party uses its own internal polling units instead - spending millions of extra campaign dollars in addition to the "earned media" from the selfsame organizations that run multi-million dollar public polling units.

Why does the party and its media keep two sets of books, and at a high financial cost, to boot?

To ask is to answer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (uKj5K)

248
Crenshaw (TX) twitted some truly moronic nonsense about a "third way" on "climate change"






Depends. If by "third way" he means, "rape an endangered platypus in the romantic firelight of a tire fire while Greenpeace shrieks in horror" I could support that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (kw0bd)

249 Mr Schiff, have you stopped killing black male homosexual narcotic addicted prostitutes yet?

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (l3+k2)

250 >>I worked with PDW a few years back. She was a former beauty queen who had the most beautiful blue eyes I've ever seen.


Man, I would have asked her if she would watch the madela Funeral with me and translate the signs.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (0zK06)

251 Let's see. Lies freely, effortlessly and consistently......

I'll start....

Elizabeth Wah Wah Wah Warren
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Barack Obama
Corey Booker
John Kerry
Joe Biden
Peter Buttergagger
Beto O'Rourke (even his name is a lie)
Maizie Hirono
Kamala Heelsup
Cryin' Chuck Schumer
Tulsi Garbled
Nancy Pelosi
My Typing Fingers Are Getting Very Tired

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 01:30 PM (uEbPt)

252 215 It's astounding how easily Schiff lies.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (ZLI7S)

Well, he's an elected Democrat...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:30 PM (l4C/z)

253 Can girls do autoerotic asphyxiation?
Posted by: klaftern at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM

Sure.

Posted by: J Epstein at January 22, 2020 01:30 PM (iBBEC)

254 73-76, they were as strong as anyone on the pop charts....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (CqE5x)

It's so hard to forgive tripe like "Coming Up" "Let 'em In" and that Christmas Song from Hades.

But they had some good ones.

I'll give them props for "Junior's Farm" and "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" too.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 01:26 PM (XN+hF)

Coming up in like 1980

I'll give them props from "Admiral Halsey/ and "Another Day" right up to "Silly Love Songs" which though it's inane, has a killer bass line that jumped out of the speakers in 1976....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (CqE5x)

255 Schiff never gets called on his lies by anyone but Fox. The rest of the media is too busy with his dick in their mouths.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

256 There were outliers, of course. But by October they were all mostly within the margin of error.

People keep bringing this up but its ridiculous. They were ALL for Hillary, every single one, showing her winning. Flat out false. "Margin of Error" is only valid if they are in a variance of different possibilities. If every single poll says Hillary wins by 3% that's technically within the margin but still completely wrong

You know why we got the night of wailing and gnashing of teeth? Because every one of those people believed the polls, and the polls showed Hillary winning. There was no "but technically its anybody's game" going on. They were certain because every poll for the entire campaign said she won.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

257 Terry Jones is Mort?
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:08 PM (0zK06)


May his Family and Friends Find Strength and Be Comforted.

Thank you for making the world a funnier place ...

Posted by: Adriane the Canadian Music Critic ... at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (LPnfS)

258 244: like our fucking government. funny how that works.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (KP5rU)

259 Girl on girl action.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (USLDQ)

260 Imagine all the millennials who have no idea of what we're talking about with the Sharks and Jets. There really needs to be a list of essential movies that everyone needs to see to have the ability to carry on an intelligent conversation.

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (U6f/q)

261 243 Crenshaw might just mean "be responsible with the environment and don't trash things needlessly" by his third way. A lot of hunters and fishermen are pretty strong environmental conservationist types (Wyoming basically uses their input for how to protect their state). Doesn't mean they think we should roll back everyone but elites to the pre-industrial age or ban plastic, just pick up after yourself and show responsible stewardship of the world we live in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:28 PM (KZzsI)


Sorry, Crenshaw is the target of today's hate - that's the Horde Way.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (hLRSq)

262 >>No, I don't need it. Yes, I still want it. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (l4C/z)

(Blank stare from Mrs. Zod)
"Guns are to men as shoes are to women--only two can be used at a time."
(Zod kicks pebble, mutters, returns gun-money to safe).

Posted by: Zod at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (u4/yY)

263 "Yur an assthole, you assthole!!"

I worked with PDW a few years back. She was a former beauty queen who had the most beautiful blue eyes I've ever seen.


I'd find any excuse to go over to her office. Ahh what might've been, had our circumstances been different at the time...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (HaL55)

"So you wanna go out?"

"Sthu'a!"

"How about six?"

"... wha?"

"Six is good, right? You like six?"

"Ngedda way fwub bee!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (FOGOI)

264 If phony Russian Facebook posts hold so much sway that Democrats feel comfortable claiming the election was effectively "stolen", I guess the voice of a former First Lady and presidential candidate has the same power. Maybe she should be jailed for election tampering?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (Yn6WC)

265 Schiff lies don't bother me.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 22, 2020 01:32 PM (88+cf)

266

Markie Post's tits were all I ever noticed.

Posted by: Harry Wanker at January 22, 2020 01:32 PM (lHr8/)

267 Got a call that my local gunshop got a Glock 44.
Fingers crossed that it's still available when I get off work.

No, I don't need it. Yes, I still want it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM

What's the name of this gunshop? Asking for me....

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:32 PM (iBBEC)

268 >>Can girls do autoerotic asphyxiation?


Yeah. They just can't parallel park.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:32 PM (0zK06)

269 Imagine thousands upon thousands of little fish nibbling at you. How long would you last? heh heh heh heh heh

That's my fetish, so I wouldn't last long.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 01:32 PM (9t0Zz)

270 Girl on girl action.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January




Girl on girl action = win win

Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 01:32 PM (HALdu)

271 I think the brazen way he lies works on some people though.
They think it must be true since he's so insistent.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (CqE5x)

Exactly.

Stefanik called him "unfair" and "hypocritical" today. Wow, that'll leave a mark. We fight so pathetically.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (H8QX

He's taking advantage of the rules of the "august" Senate where it would be frowned upon to outright call someone a liar.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:33 PM (CqE5x)

272 This is hysterical, Schiffs opening argument is basically...


We have so much evidence against the President, I can't even begin to tell you, but we need all of this other evidence too. And if you don't give it to use then this wasn't a fair trial."


These fucking people are evil c-nts.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 01:33 PM (BU88g)

273 My issues with Sullivan as applied are well known and yowled.

I think something to remember here is that Hillary Clinton made these statements as a private citizen. This wasn't on the floor of the House or Senate. She is not a media entity. She is a private citizen and thus there are several types of immunity that are not available to her.

I would be amused if this were the case to get the Supremes to revisit Sullivan. I know that Thomas has indicated for several years that he wishes to do so.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2020 01:33 PM (mf5HN)

274 Terry Gilliam, RIP.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at January 22, 2020 01:33 PM (4e+hS)

275 ....and the blog unravels into sexual fantasy...

LOL you guys crack me.

Posted by: seriously yall at January 22, 2020 01:33 PM (sI15f)

276 Markie Post, Jan Smithers. Yes please.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:33 PM (iBBEC)

277 267 Got a call that my local gunshop got a Glock 44.
Fingers crossed that it's still available when I get off work.

No, I don't need it. Yes, I still want it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM

What's the name of this gunshop? Asking for me....
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:32 PM (iBBEC)

West Coast Armory, in Bellevue.

Try Bud's Gun Shop, if you want to buy online. They've been getting first crack at them, seems like.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:33 PM (l4C/z)

278 "Silly Love Songs" which though it's inane, has a killer bass line that jumped out of the speakers in 1976....

That was Paul McCartney's response to John Lennon who complained that all he wanted to write was silly love songs and not profound important things like Imagine which Lennon thought was deep and meaningful.

So Paul wrote one of his biggest hits ever by basically filling in the blanks on songwriting. Great beat you can dance to, repeated, memorable lyrics with a catchy riff, etc.

Both McCartney and Lennon are/were insufferable douchebag leftist twerps but Lennon more so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

279 ....and the blog unravels into sexual fantasy...

LOL you guys crack me.
Posted by: seriously yall at January




feature not bug

Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (HALdu)

280 Every time Schiff says "the Founders" I throw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (MxEKc)

281 Yeah. They just can't parallel park.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:32 PM (0zK06)

It's very rare I see a punchline I wish was mine. {doffs cap}

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (afu86)

282 The only problem with your subheading Ace is, there WERE Soviets in the State Department. Probably still are. But they're all Democrats.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 22, 2020 12:57 PM (ABuva)

Joe McCarthy was right and the Venona Intercepts prove he was right. Part of his problem was, of course, the vilification of the media and his political enemies, and the other part was himself. He did struggle with alcoholism, which made him overreach, as when he went after George Marshall. That aside, McCarthy was, in the end, a tragic hero. It angers me no end to see his memory smeared, his name associated with unwarranted persecution and witch hunts.

The commie bastards got him in the end.

Posted by: troyriser at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (E2EAq)

283 When someone hangs up the boots and puts on the suit they are no longer "military". They are "politicians." Then they get John MCCain syndrome where their answer to every argument is their former military credentials.

Ridiculous.

Both Mast and Crenshaw support an AR ban. F them both.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy


This. X1000! And twice on Sundays.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (Jk+3L)

284 Imagine all the millennials who have no idea of what we're talking about with the Sharks and Jets. There really needs to be a list of essential movies that everyone needs to see to have the ability to carry on an intelligent conversation.
Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (U6f/q)

They will.

Speilberg's remake is coming out this year.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (CqE5x)

285 one of the founders of the institute for policy studies, the leading far left thinktank was marcus raskin (father of crazy eyes Jamie) who worked at the state department, later on they brought on mort Halperin (father of redacted mark) who was on the nsc, was pushing for a coalition government, with the viet cong, he later vouched for Cuban agent phil agee's burning of hundreds of operatives, moving on the 80, there were agents at the dia (belen montes)
at state (walter myers) who worked for the east bloc,

Posted by: gaius martius at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (hMlTh)

286 Terry Jones is Mort

My cat chrrs/grouses/complains just like one of his little old British lady characters. I don't have any Sixteen Ton weights to drop on her though.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (FhXTo)

287 266

Markie Post's tits were all I ever noticed.

There was more?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (XN+hF)

288 (Blank stare from Mrs. Zod)
"Guns are to men as shoes are to women--only two can be used at a time."
(Zod kicks pebble, mutters, returns gun-money to safe).


Posted by: Zod
So, how does Mrs. Zod explain all those shoes in her shoe closet?Asking for a friend

Posted by: FrodoB, <br? hobbits don't wear socks
unless they are nice shoes at January 22, 2020 01:35 PM (ZMw8e)

289 211
"Granny in a Muumuu" sound like a Smiths song.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (XN+hF)

Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 01:35 PM (1CjJc)

290 186 When I first started diving, the Captain of the dive boat I went out on had a saying, "Once you step foot in the Ocean you go from the top of the food chain to the bottom".

Gotta watch out for those herrings. They'll get'cha.
Posted by: bonhomme
-------
I recall from back in my Hawaii days or going spear fishing with my Samoan buddy and he was putting the fish we were spearing on a rope and tying them around his waist. After about an hour in the water we were approaching a reef point and a reef shark seemed very interested in the both of us.

I've never seen two people be able to scoot atop ocean waves so fast. Once we got safely to shore, I looked over and their wasn't any fish tied around his waist, I asked "WTF brah". He said, I figured it was us or the fish and I chose us bro.

That's just one example of our brilliance and we both laughed at our "escape" and our stupidity in the water.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2020 01:35 PM (9B/d8)

291 278: assholes personified.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:35 PM (KP5rU)

292 Anyone doubting whether science deliberately misleads needs go no further than the definition of provoked and unprovoked shark attacks.


Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 01:18 PM (HALdu)

What provokes a shark to attack? "Looks yummy."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2020 01:35 PM (LxWV7)

293 It's astounding how easily Schiff lies.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 01:24 PM (ZLI7S)


We should start a foundation to investigate every case he prosecuted for improper conduct ...

Posted by: Adriane the Canadian Music Critic ... at January 22, 2020 01:35 PM (LPnfS)

294 Schiff never gets called on his lies by anyone but Fox. The rest of the media is too busy with his dick in their mouths.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 01:36 PM (afu86)

295 262 >>No, I don't need it. Yes, I still want it. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:27 PM (l4C/z)

(Blank stare from Mrs. Zod)
"Guns are to men as shoes are to women--only two can be used at a time."
(Zod kicks pebble, mutters, returns gun-money to safe).
Posted by: Zod at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (u4/yY)

I....can't argue with this.

I have a CZ P-07 with the Kadet adapter. So I don't even have the excuse of needing to practice .22 with something simulating my carry gun.

It's just....it's a .22 Glock, sized like a G19. I want..I want...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:36 PM (l4C/z)

296 Try Bud's Gun Shop, if you want to buy online. They've been getting first crack at them, seems like.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Blow a liberal's mind. Order the gun start to finish via their website over your phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 01:36 PM (Jk+3L)

297
Biden says he will fire ICE agents who deport illegal alien drunk drivers.

Bernie says he will tear down the wall now being built.

Indian Giver Liz says she will start a DOJ investigation into Trump, his family and all his administration.

I don't think any of them really want to be elected.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2020 01:37 PM (r+sAi)

298 We should start a foundation to investigate every case he prosecuted for improper conduct ...
Posted by: Adriane the Canadian Music Critic ... at January 22, 2020 01:35 PM (LPnfS)
+++++++++++
Any time a prosecutor runs for higher office, it should trigger an automatic audit of every case he prosecuted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:37 PM (I2dne)

299 Jaw-droppingly idiotic and infuriating - Crenshaw (TX) twitted some truly moronic nonsense about a "third way" on "climate change", and it seems the House GOP or some in it are actually seriously considering beclowning themselves to prove they are not opting for "inaction" on ..... a non-existent problem that requires, precisely, inaction.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2020 01:17 PM


Don't just do something, stand there!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2020 01:37 PM (ejd/p)

300 Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 01:35 PM (1CjJc)

Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:37 PM (CqE5x)

301 294 Schiff never gets called on his lies by anyone but Fox. The rest of the media is too busy with his dick in their mouths.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2020 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 01:36 PM (afu86)

Hey, buddy, I paid cash up front for that thing with my own money. Possession is 9/10ths!

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 22, 2020 01:37 PM (FOGOI)

302 Actually, it was more like a few decades ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 01:37 PM (HaL55)

303 Speilberg's remake is coming out this year.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (CqE5x)

He'll fuck it up.

Everyone will be rapping, Puerto Ricans will be Muslims, Jets will white nationalists and somehow, Bill DeBlasio will be the hero.

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:38 PM (U6f/q)

304 245 Can girls do autoerotic asphyxiation?
Posted by: klaftern at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (RuIsu)

If she's a squirter I think it's autoerotic drowning.

Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2020 01:38 PM (8NaeH)

305 Part of his problem was, of course, the vilification of the media and his political enemies, and the other part was himself. He did struggle with alcoholism, which made him overreach, as when he went after George Marshall.

Well and he was a purely political creature. Before he came up with anti communism he was pretty hard left (for the times). He made a speech about communism, found it was well-received, and made that his core platform which launched him to greater and greater fame and power. He didn't believe any of it, but it was his lever to get what he wanted.

I mean, a lot of what he was saying was true, but that was likely because he was being informed and led by people who were actually honest and earnest in their concerns (whether willingly or not, he probably read things and got tips from staffers on someone's ideas about communist infiltration etc).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

306 Crenshaw (TX) twitted some truly moronic nonsense about a "third way" on "climate change"


Ooof. Needs to spend less time with Charlie Kirk

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2020 01:23 PM (bDqIh)

The third way worked for me. Until it didn't.

Posted by: zombie Benito Mussolini at January 22, 2020 01:39 PM (LxWV7)

307 Posted by: Zod
So, how does Mrs. Zod explain all those shoes in her shoe closet?Asking for a friend
Posted by: FrodoB,
unless they are nice shoes at January 22, 2020 01:35 PM


Because Mrs. Zod.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2020 01:39 PM (ejd/p)

308 Both McCartney and Lennon are/were insufferable douchebag leftist twerps but Lennon more so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

291 278: assholes personified.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:35 PM (KP5rU)

Harsh.

Lennon barely made it to 40 and McCartney strikes me as a little dim.
He never shuts up about his Vegan lifestyle though...

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:39 PM (CqE5x)

309 OT, but thought this worthy of sharing. Working in IT, I get a lot of emails from Microsoft. Got a beauty today....Perkins Coie - a la Hillary


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Please
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Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2020 01:39 PM (N39Ws)

310 I'll see myself to the barrel.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2020 01:40 PM (N39Ws)

311 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2020 01:39 PM (N39Ws)



Nom nom nom.

Posted by: Barrel at January 22, 2020 01:40 PM (1CjJc)

312 Number 34, for the win.

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2020 01:40 PM (2gjd/)

313 West Coast Armory, in Bellevue.

I just went shooting there last weekend!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 01:40 PM (9t0Zz)

314 Roll out the barrel...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:40 PM (iBBEC)

315 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2020 01:39 PM (N39Ws)

This guy is a Russian Agent.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 01:40 PM (KUaJL)

316 Oof.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 01:40 PM (Jk+3L)

317 Speilberg's remake is coming out this year.

He seems like the least possible qualified director to put put a musical or remake of that movie that can be imagined.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

318 Comment # 309 is very deep.

Posted by: Caliban at January 22, 2020 01:41 PM (qEujL)

319 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2020 01:39 PM

Who's yer daddy?

Posted by: The Barrel at January 22, 2020 01:41 PM (ejd/p)

320 >>Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2020 01:39 PM


No, you're screwed.

FEED ME!

Posted by: The Barrel at January 22, 2020 01:41 PM (bDqIh)

321 318
Comment # 309 is very deep.

Posted by: Caliban at January 22, 2020 01:41 PM (qEujL)

Someone asked how you provoke sharks?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 01:41 PM (1CjJc)

322 The barrel calls

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 22, 2020 01:41 PM (ZMw8e)

323 Gabbard was improper to use that under "parties." It should have been in the request for relief part of the complaint:

"Plaintiff would request the court to acknowledge she has no desire to commit suicide."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2020 01:41 PM (puu6v)

324 Please join us for lunch with legal expert Perkins Coie and technology leaders from Microsoft and LinkedIn to learn how to prepare for the California Consumer
Privacy Act (CCPA).

Learn from Legal experts:
Perkins Coie will do a deep-dive into how to prepare to ensure your institution is CCPA compliant.
++++++++++++++
Compliance is easy:
1) Pay Perkins Coie a lot of money
2) Donate maximums to Democrats
3) Support certain foundations with nice checks
4) Compliance guaranteed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (I2dne)

325
FEED ME

Posted by: The Barrel at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (kw0bd)

326 http://bit.ly/38thNas
*******
US v Flynn - Flynn Sentencing Memo | Plea Bargain | United States Federal Sentencing Guidelines
*****
Techno Fog

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (BqBId)

327 255 Schiff never gets called on his lies by anyone but Fox. The rest of the media is too busy with his dick in their mouths.
Posted by: Marcus T
-------
One American News Network (OANN) is pretty consistent in pointing out all their lies. And they keep a daily tab of what illegal immigration is costing us. Watch them instead of Faux..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (9B/d8)

328 Because Mrs. Zod.
--Oh, yeah. What am I thinking. Where's my lightning rod?

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (ZMw8e)

329 Don't just do something, stand there!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2020 01:37 PM (ejd/p)


Why Elder RedMindBlueState, that is some Wisdom from thee ...

Posted by: Adriane the Quaker Philosophy Critic ... at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (LPnfS)

330 Lennon barely made it to 40 and McCartney strikes me as a little dim.
He never shuts up about his Vegan lifestyle though


There was a "reunion" of Beatles with the kids of the original (deceased) members and Ringo Starr. Paul McCartney refused to attend, citing continuing conflicts with the Beatles. THEY'RE HALF DEAD YOU DIPSTICK.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

331 Is there such a thing a Mega-Barrel?

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (4e+hS)

332

The SOF community has an internal problem with dipshits, criminals and blue falcons, colloquially known as 'the 10%'... Crenshaw is a 10%er.

Posted by: Ped Xing at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (lHr8/)

333 Speilberg's remake is coming out this year.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:34 PM (CqE5x)

He'll fuck it up.

Everyone will be rapping, Puerto Ricans will be Muslims, Jets will white nationalists and somehow, Bill DeBlasio will be the hero.
Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:38 PM (U6f/q)

It's a period piece, taking place in the '50's

Parts of it were filmed in my old hometown, Paterson, NJ, and a friend of mine was able to sneak onto the set and snap pictures of 40's and '50's automobiles lined up against old facades covered with fresh paint.

Rita Moreno is in it--playing a female version of the "Pop" character, the Jewish drugstore owner.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (CqE5x)

334 I'll see myself to the barrel.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2020 01:40 PM (N39Ws)

You might be too big to embarrel.

Posted by: Frozen Surfperch at January 22, 2020 01:43 PM (tVQUs)

335 i'm watching night court. bull shannon would have made a great chief justice. or, a great chief pontiac.

I liked that show as a kid, but even child bonhomme noticed how Night Court ran a small handful of jokes into the ground.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020


*
*

Markie Post excused a lot of malfeasance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 01:43 PM (Ejm1K)

336 317 Speilberg's remake is coming out this year. He seems like the least possible qualified director to put put a musical or remake of that movie that can be imagined.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

Maybe not. Takes a corny director to remake a hideously corny movie.

Posted by: Caliban at January 22, 2020 01:43 PM (qEujL)

337 313 West Coast Armory, in Bellevue.

I just went shooting there last weekend!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 01:40 PM (9t0Zz)

Sweet!

Nurse Ratchet and I go most Saturdays at 10 am. We'd love to have you join us, anytime!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:43 PM (l4C/z)

338 FEED ME!
Posted by: The Barrel at January 22, 2020 01:41 PM (bDqIh)


That's what I'm talking about.

Without seeing "Little Shop Of Horrors", one wouldn't know the correct tone and emphasis to that short phrase.

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:43 PM (U6f/q)

339 Oh my, what a large barrel you have...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2020 01:43 PM (9B/d8)

340 In case you're unsure, that's fake

Check the metadata.

Posted by: Eric at January 22, 2020 01:43 PM (a2F+C)

341 Learn from Legal experts:

Perkins Coie will do a deep-dive--
Heh

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (ZMw8e)

342 There was a "reunion" of Beatles with the kids of the original (deceased) members and Ringo Starr. Paul McCartney refused to attend, citing continuing conflicts with the Beatles. THEY'RE HALF DEAD YOU DIPSTICK.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

That was at the Rock and Roll HOF ceremonies, back in 1988
He later did reunite with Harrison and Starr and Yoko

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (CqE5x)

343 I like OANN. But right now they are little more than a blog. They constantly have typos in their articles. This morning one of them misspelled "democracy" in the title.



Even Ace gets it right 99% pf the time...

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (VpIIl)

344 Wife does no have cancer thank god. She has a disease called ankylosing-spondylitis. Autoimmune disease that attacks her large joints and her spine. Her pelvis has already fused her spine will eventually and her large joints will continue to be damaged. She has flares, the pain moves around her body seems like it is always a different place day to day.Her back always. The drugs (biologics) to help ease things are very expensive and have potential for serious side effects. She has tried many and most do not work well or at all. Fuck AS. I would take it from her and live with it myself if she could be rid of it.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (0OmEj)

345 I gotta believe Trump is already plotting on how to give Schiff some serious payback.

He needs a strong lesson on what happens when you go after the king and miss.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)

346 at the BEE

Hillary: Sanders Would Be More Likable If Hed Just Have The People Who Dont Like Him Assassinated.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (JFO2v)

347 Every time I think of the barrel it remins me of "The Thinker" from Looney tunes cartoons.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (iBBEC)

348 dipSchiff is supposed to be making a case.

Instead, he is claiming electoral misconduct in 2016 and FUTURE 2020 electoral misconduct.

Hmmm...I don't see any of this in the articles of impeachment.

Good Lord, he is truly in a fantasy land.
We are seeing the Big Lie in action...


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (ufFY8)

349 Takes a corny director to remake a hideously corny movie.

Yeah, but he makes *Batteries Not Included when he makes a corny movie, not a fun musical. You don't pick David Lean to do Oklahoma, you pick someone who can do light fun stuff. You don't go from Schindler's List and Jaws to freaking West Side Story. He's going to get the mood all wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

350 Crenshaw is just flawed.
He has good points, but he's squishy on policy issues.

Better than a Democrat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:45 PM (l4C/z)

351 >>Check the metadata.

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Posted by: Dan Rather at January 22, 2020 01:45 PM (qEujL)

352 The SOF community has an internal problem with dipshits, criminals and blue falcons, colloquially known as 'the 10%'... Crenshaw is a 10%er.
Posted by: Ped Xing at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (lHr8/)


Too bad Weaponsman is no longer with us. He has discussed similar in his columns. Not with anyone specific though.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 01:45 PM (1g7ch)

353 318 Comment # 309 is very deep.
Posted by: Caliban at January 22, 2020 01:41 PM (qEujL)

Better than some silly love song

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at January 22, 2020 01:45 PM (7HtZB)

354 Our Country Is Screwed, please report to the Barrel.

Can girls do autoerotic asphyxiation?
Posted by: klaftern at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (RuIsu)


Gasping. Basically the same thing.

Not my bag, baby, but I Know Stuff.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2020 01:46 PM (mf5HN)

355 That's just one example of our brilliance and we both laughed at our "escape" and our stupidity in the water.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2020 01:35 PM (9B/d

Be grateful he didn't tie the fish around you!! LOL

Just like when coming upon a bear, I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to our run YOU! ;-)

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 22, 2020 01:46 PM (4q/mG)

356 What is "SOF community?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:46 PM (I2dne)

357 Special Ops Forces.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 01:46 PM (1CjJc)

358 Markie Post excused a lot of malfeasance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2020 01:43 PM (Ejm1K)

I would like to give her a lot of my malfeasance.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2020 01:47 PM (ufFY8)

359 Hey Fox Phrasing!!

A joyous affair as USS Lincoln arrives after 10-month deployment, sailors meet babies for first time

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2020 01:47 PM (JFO2v)

360 343 I like OANN. But right now they are little more than a blog. They constantly have typos in their articles. This morning one of them misspelled "democracy" in the title.

Even Ace gets it right 99% of the time...

Posted by: Marcus T
-------
Very true, very true.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2020 01:47 PM (9B/d8)

361 I gotta believe Trump is already plotting on how to give Schiff some serious payback.

He needs a strong lesson on what happens when you go after the king and miss.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)

I agree.

Maybe Schiff is going overboard now so he can cry foul when the scenario you illustrate does in fact unfold....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:47 PM (CqE5x)

362 He's going to get the mood all wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

Johnny Depp as Tony?

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:48 PM (U6f/q)

363 Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (0OmEj)

Well, good on the cancer news.

FWIW, you and the wife are in my nightly prayer list.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:48 PM (l4C/z)

364 Nurse Ratchet and I go most Saturdays at 10 am. We'd love to have you join us, anytime!

Thanks for the invite, I might take you up on that. My FiL is my usual shooting buddy, but he can't always make it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 01:48 PM (9t0Zz)

365 342 There was a "reunion" of Beatles with the kids of the original (deceased) members and Ringo Starr. Paul McCartney refused to attend, citing continuing conflicts with the Beatles. THEY'RE HALF DEAD YOU DIPSTICK.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

That was at the Rock and Roll HOF ceremonies, back in 1988
He later did reunite with Harrison and Starr and Yoko
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (CqE5x)

When was that? I heard some of it on the local "Breakfast with the Beatles" radio show, but didn't hear the introduction

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 01:48 PM (7HtZB)

366 Fuck AS. I would take it from her and live with it myself if she could be rid of it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable.

---

I hear you USNt. My wife also has host of Auto-immune ailments. Prayers for your lovely wife (you too)!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2020 01:49 PM (Y4EXg)

367 Picked up two 6-packs of Bell's Hopslam at lunch.

Am now ready for shampeachment!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2020 01:49 PM (wtvvX)

368 Is Single-barrel Moron smoother than blended?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 22, 2020 01:50 PM (Vy7tf)

369 Wife does no have cancer thank god. She has a disease called ankylosing-spondylitis.

Thank goodness she's cancer-free, sorry to hear about the AS. Prayers up for her.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 01:50 PM (9t0Zz)

370 And this scum (Schiff) comes right out and says that when Trump wins again it's because he cheated.

Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 01:50 PM (sGotD)

371 A surprise otter

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/
20/1/20/j4HAeNEDLEWMk-7Twe2bmw2.mp4

And last nights Senate

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9426236416/hA96B4335/bird


Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2020 01:50 PM (FhXTo)

372 >>Maybe Schiff is going overboard now so he can cry foul when the scenario you illustrate does in fact unfold....

When the Ukraine damn breaks it will threaten to sweep away a lot of Democrats including Schiff. I've thought all along that much like the Russia hoax Democrats have been using this Ukraine hoax to cover what they were doing by charging Trump with doing it first.

If you want to know what a leftist is up to watch what they accuse their opponents of doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)

373 350 Crenshaw is just flawed.
He has good points, but he's squishy on policy issues.

Better than a Democrat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.
=========================

Squishy on the 2A is unforgivable. R's supporting gun control is how we lose our rights, one little piece at a time *cough*bump stocks*cough*

Posted by: Guzalot at January 22, 2020 01:51 PM (prSvo)

374 RIP Mr Peanut:


https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/01/22/see-you-

in-hell-mr-peanut-is-dead-at-104-killed-off-to-increase-

buzz-ahead-of-the-super-bowl/

(remove extra spaces)


I think this guy is available to replace him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tvAjX5ACPo


I'm sure Super Bowl will see the unleashing of a all new transfriendly Peanut Person appropriate to these terrible times of Trump.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2020 01:51 PM (9X624)

375 368 Is Single-barrel Moron smoother than blended?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 22, 2020 01:50 PM (Vy7tf)

If you're pump action, sure, but a breaking action i'd say go with an over-under double barrel.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 22, 2020 01:51 PM (FOGOI)

376 370 And this scum (Schiff) comes right out and says that when Trump wins again it's because he cheated.
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 01:50 PM (sGotD)

Actually, I could live with that.

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2020 01:51 PM (DDeWs)

377 Wife does no have cancer thank god. She has a disease called ankylosing-spondylitis.

I'm glad she is cancer-free but that doesn't sound good either

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

378 number two sock fail.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2020 01:51 PM (FOGOI)

379 Yeah, but he makes *Batteries Not Included when he makes a corny movie, not a fun musical. You don't pick David Lean to do Oklahoma, you pick someone who can do light fun stuff. You don't go from Schindler's List and Jaws to freaking West Side Story. He's going to get the mood all wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

/Looks at the sharks

We're gonna need a bigger boat.. er.. gang.

Posted by: Jets at January 22, 2020 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

380 Can girls do autoerotic asphyxiation?
______________

Yep. I had a crim law textbook once that had a few chapters devoted to the topic, complete with police crime scene photos. I recall one young black lady who died in a closet while performing the act. IIRC, she had tied a long piece of material to the closet doorknob and looped it over the bar on which you hang the clothes. She was discovered by one of her kids. Being unfamiliar with AEA, the kid thought that mom had been murdered and called the cops.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2020 01:52 PM (k4dH2)

381 Wife does no have cancer thank god. She has a disease called ankylosing-spondylitis.

That's sorta good news, USNTakim. Auto-immune diseases suck bigly, as B'Gal will tell you. I hope the daktaris can treat her adequately.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 01:52 PM (HaL55)

382 R's supporting gun control is how we lose our rights, one little piece at a time *cough*bump stocks*cough*

Yeah bump stocks are idiotic crap but incrementalism is how we lost all our other rights. One little piece at a time until you look up one day and you don't really even own your property.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

383 Just about everyone on this blog is excepted, but I've seen a LOT of vets over the years who are just fine and dandy with gun control. I can't help but wonder if the military's mania for control spills over, sometimes.

One of my close friends is former naval officer, guns even, and he thinks all guns should be locked up at all times and only cops should carry. We...conflict on this issue.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:53 PM (l4C/z)

384 Crenshaw is just flawed.
He has good points, but he's squishy on policy issues.

Better than a Democrat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.
=========================

Squishy on the 2A is unforgivable. R's supporting gun control is how we lose our rights, one little piece at a time *cough*bump stocks*cough*
Posted by: Guzalot


Against the AR isn't squishy. That's a hard FU.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 01:53 PM (Jk+3L)

385 I'm sure this was linked somewhere today but a great ad. Worth a watch.

It's current re the impeachment trial.

The Senate exists for moments like this.
https://tinyurl.com/r46byja

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2020 01:54 PM (vEIlU)

386 Oh and some girls like being choked.
REALLY not my thing, but it came up a time or two.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:54 PM (l4C/z)

387 That was at the Rock and Roll HOF ceremonies, back in 1988
He later did reunite with Harrison and Starr and Yoko
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (CqE5x)

When was that? I heard some of it on the local "Breakfast with the Beatles" radio show, but didn't hear the introduction
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2020 01:48 PM (7HtZB)

Don't you remember the Anthology series they did in the mid '90's?
George. Paul and Ringo playing and being inteviewed.

I saw Paul, Ringo and Yoko together at some award show around 2015

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:54 PM (CqE5x)

388 Being unfamiliar with AEA, the kid thought that mom had been murdered and called the cops.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

---

Kids go with what they know and in the absence of facts, will make up their own. My little kids insisted their mother was murdered (instead of suicide) for a long time.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2020 01:54 PM (Y4EXg)

389 If she's a squirter I think it's autoerotic drowning.
Posted by: Robert at January 22, 2020 01:38 PM (8NaeH)

Given enough time and with the right technique, I believe they're all squirters.

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 01:54 PM (U6f/q)

390 361 I gotta believe Trump is already plotting on how to give Schiff some serious payback.

He needs a strong lesson on what happens when you go after the king and miss.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)

I agree.

Maybe Schiff is going overboard now so he can cry foul when the scenario you illustrate does in fact unfold....
Posted by: JoeF.



Schiff is going to do that anyway so unleash hell and destroy him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 22, 2020 01:54 PM (vN4+Q)

391 Mr. Penis is dead. Wait... that's Mr. Peanut.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2020 01:54 PM (6VO15)

392 I would take it from her and live with it myself if she could be rid of it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2020 01:44 PM (0OmEj)
~~~~~

Will pray for relief from pain for your wife. She is blessed to have a husband who loves her so much.

Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 01:55 PM (sGotD)

393 And this scum (Schiff) comes right out and says that when Trump wins again it's because he cheated.
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 01:50 PM (sGotD)



Yup, that's already going all around.

It's going to be Impeachment Of The Month Club until November, 2020. If Trump gets reelected and the Republicans take over the House, there will be one last impeachment vote (in addition to the prior monthly votes) before the new Congress is seated.

If Trump wins and the Dems hold the House, then it will be Impeachment of the Week.

If Trump wins and the Dems take House and Senate, he'll be impeached and then a vote for conviction before he can even be sworn in again.

If the Dems win? We're all super duper extra surprise ottered.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2020 01:55 PM (mf5HN)

394 Can girls do autoerotic asphyxiation?
Posted by: klaftern at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (RuIsu)

Gasping. Basically the same thing.

Not my bag, baby, but I Know Stuff.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2020 01:46 PM (mf5HN)


Such as the importance of lube.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2020 01:55 PM (G2zl5)

395 I'm sure Super Bowl will see the unleashing of a all new transfriendly Peanut Person appropriate to these terrible times of Trump.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2020 01:51 PM (9X624)

C'mon, Mr Peanut was a 1900 version of a gay fop.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 01:55 PM (CqE5x)

396 Just about everyone on this blog is excepted, but I've seen a LOT of vets over the years who are just fine and dandy with gun control.

Most cops are too. Likely because they face lots of armed criminals and are in danger because of it, or see the awful results of armed criminals doing terrible things to families and kids.

Which I get, I really do, but if you ban guns then the criminals still get them while nobody else can defend themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

397 >>Gasping. Basically the same thing.

>>Not my bag, baby, but I Know Stuff.


"Gasping for air..." - Hillary Clinton

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 01:55 PM (0zK06)

398 I don't know about our country being screwed but Barrel-Boy is certainly screwed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 22, 2020 01:55 PM (sjdRT)

399 you says special ops or special operations my bros is with the 101st, now sgt maj in tampa,

Posted by: gaius martius at January 22, 2020 01:56 PM (hMlTh)

400 Such as the importance of lube stepstools.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2020 01:55 PM (G2zl5)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 01:56 PM (1CjJc)

401 I duuno, Ace. Malice is wired, wired in hard.

I think it was a precondition of getting his podcast.

Fortunately the shocks are only therapeutic

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2020 01:56 PM (EOj++)

402 GeorgiaPeach @RealPeachyKeen2
Oh look! Sidney Powell announces she has Epic news this Friday and the Prosecution conveniently gives over docs they inadvertently omitted in @GenFlynn's case. Can anybody say BRADY?????

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 22, 2020 01:56 PM (BqBId)

403 Can girls do autoerotic asphyxiation?
Posted by: klaftern at January 22, 2020 01:29 PM (RuIsu)

________________________

That thing breathes?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2020 01:56 PM (xfb67)

404 "Jaw-droppingly idiotic and infuriating - Crenshaw (TX) twitted some
truly moronic nonsense about a "third way" on "climate change", and it
seems the House GOP or some in it are actually seriously considering
beclowning themselves to prove they are not opting for "inaction" on
..... a non-existent problem that requires, precisely, inaction."

Crenshaw is a redcoat.

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at January 22, 2020 01:57 PM (P/ALc)

405 RIP Mr Peanut:


https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/01/22/see-you-

in-hell-mr-peanut-is-dead-at-104-killed-off-to-increase-

buzz-ahead-of-the-super-bowl/

(remove extra spaces)

Mr. Non Penis. So tired of all this crap. Seriously. He identified as a NUT! Mr. Clean will me looking for work soon apparently. Xhe clean!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:57 PM (iBBEC)

406

Crenshaw isn't flawed he's a fucktard. SOF doesn't give you pass, it hold you to a higher standard. Fuck him and the RINO he rides on....

Posted by: Ped Xing at January 22, 2020 01:57 PM (lHr8/)

407 364 Nurse Ratchet and I go most Saturdays at 10 am. We'd love to have you join us, anytime!

Thanks for the invite, I might take you up on that. My FiL is my usual shooting buddy, but he can't always make it.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 01:48 PM (9t0Zz)

Please do, ping me offline anytime.

email is on my website

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:57 PM (l4C/z)

408 >>Given enough time and with the right technique, I believe they're all squirters.


Kinda hard to squirt dust, but I'm game if you wanna have a go at it.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsberg at January 22, 2020 01:58 PM (0zK06)

409 Does the Senate usually make decently well-produced propaganda videos about itself where they trash on the House and wider press?

These are weird times.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2020 01:58 PM (I2dne)

410 paul mccartney looks like betty white these days.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 22, 2020 01:58 PM (B+t5k)

411 I just think maybe its a good idea to find out what Crenshaw means before getting out the pitchforks and torches. Don't we all mock the left for their outrage mobs??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

412 squirter, i barely knew her.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 01:58 PM (KP5rU)

413 Yeah bump stocks are idiotic crap but incrementalism is how we lost all
our other rights. One little piece at a time until you look up one day
and you don't really even own your property.


"Your grandchildren will be socialists."
Also,
"We will Barry you."
- Nikita Khrushchev.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 01:59 PM (HaL55)

414 "Jaw-droppingly idiotic and infuriating - Crenshaw (TX) twitted some

truly moronic nonsense about a "third way" on "climate change", and it

seems the House GOP or some in it

Pretty sure Matt Gaetz loves him some AGW too.

Posted by: kallisto at January 22, 2020 01:59 PM (DJFLF)

415 One of the chicks at work has the WORST vocal fry...I hear her talking in the office and keep looking over to see if she's exaggerating to be funny.

Nope. Just a Millennial.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:59 PM (l4C/z)

416 >410
paul mccartney looks like betty white these days.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 22, 2020 01:58 PM (B+t5k)


Care to rephrase that?

Posted by: Betty White - Avenging Ninja at January 22, 2020 02:00 PM (sjdRT)

417 408
>>Given enough time and with the right technique, I believe they're all squirters.





Kinda hard to squirt dust, but I'm game if you wanna have a go at it.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsberg at January 22, 2020 01:58 PM (0zK06)
Ruthie babe. Call me! Got just the thing.
--Gwyneth Paltro

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2020 02:00 PM (N39Ws)

418 "We will Barry you."
- Nikita Khrushchev.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 01:59 PM (HaL55)

We were Barried, 2008-2016. We got better.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 02:00 PM (1CjJc)

419 Schiff needs to go back to Burbank and make sure Tony's Auto Repair is still open because if I ever blow my brakes on I-5 again that's all I want from Burbank.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2020 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

420 Oh and some girls like being choked.
REALLY not my thing, but it came up a time or two.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:54 PM (l4C/z)


Maybe if there were some instructional videos on line...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 02:00 PM (1g7ch)

421 Mr. Non Penis. So tired of all this crap. Seriously. He identified as a NUT! Mr. Clean will me looking for work soon apparently. Xhe clean!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2020 01:57 PM (iBBEC)

He must go because some people can die from allergies to peanuts.

Thus making him a Mass Murderer!

Posted by: Jets at January 22, 2020 02:00 PM (NgKpN)

422 If Trump wins and the Dems hold the House, then it will be Impeachment of the Week.

If Trump wins and the Dems take House and Senate, he'll be impeached and then a vote for conviction before he can even be sworn in again.

If the Dems win? We're all super duper extra surprise ottered.
Posted by: alexthechick


Solution?

MASS ARRESTS OF ALL PROVABLE CRIMINALITY.

If that takes out senators and representatives and their families, Tough. Shit.

If they broke the law, fuck them.

What good is it to put 100's of judges into office if you aren't going to use them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 02:00 PM (Jk+3L)

423 Heh the lawsuit also notes that "Tulsi Gabbard is running for President of the United States, a position Clinton has long coveted, but has not been able to attain"

mee-yoww!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

424 415
One of the chicks at work has the WORST vocal fry...I hear her talking
in the office and keep looking over to see if she's exaggerating to be
funny.



Nope. Just a Millennial.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:59 PM (l4C/z)

Does she have beach friends?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2020 02:01 PM (ufFY8)

425 *flamethrows flounder*

Such as the importance of lube.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2020 01:55 PM (G2zl5)


People need to heed my sage advice about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2020 02:01 PM (mf5HN)

426 Oh and some girls like being choked.

REALLY not my thing, but it came up a time or two.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:54 PM (l4C/z)

Easy. Just don't make the sammich.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 02:01 PM (1CjJc)

427 Allowing the narrative that Russia interrfered in any material way in the 2016 election to become cemented into the body politic has been a disaster that we will be feeling the reverbarations for years to come.


Russia did not do any thing material to impact the election in any way.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 02:02 PM (BU88g)

428 Kids go with what they know and in the absence of facts, will make up their own.
_____________

Not just kids either. Cops tend to do it too. They get trained now on how to recognize AEA deaths, but in the past it was not uncommon for cops to assume that the deaths were murders.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2020 02:02 PM (k4dH2)

429 Flounder Flambe! My favorite.

Posted by: Betty White - Avenging Ninja at January 22, 2020 02:02 PM (sjdRT)

430 "The Peanut is evil. Worship the Gun"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 02:02 PM (l4C/z)

431 Schiff just said 'crazy conspiracy theory'


More projection

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 02:02 PM (ufFY8)

432 Not my bag, baby, but I Know Stuff.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2020 01:46 PM


What about drinking?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (ejd/p)

433 If the Dems win? We're all super duper extra surprise ottered.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2020 01:55 PM (mf5HN)
~~~~~

Please God no!

Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (sGotD)

434 427 Allowing the narrative that Russia interrfered in any material way in the 2016 election to become cemented into the body politic has been a disaster that we will be feeling the reverbarations for years to come.


Russia did not do any thing material to impact the election in any way.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 22, 2020 02:02 PM (BU88g)

Isn't it scary how successful some gaslighting is?

Posted by: Jets at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (NgKpN)

435 >>some girls like being choked.


Yeah - I don't grok this shit.

'Choke me!'


"Nah."

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (0zK06)

436 Ouch! Well now I am going to have to hear the sage advice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (1CjJc)

437 Choked out while masturbating isn't going to look good on your permanent record.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (xfb67)

438 Somehow this trial is being dominated by Schiff. No different from impeachment in the House.

McConnell is a truly ineffective leader.

Posted by: ggreg at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (045k4)

439 They get trained now on how to recognize AEA deaths, but in the past it was not uncommon for cops to assume that the deaths were murders.

Like how the victim is naked, obviously aroused, with their hand in their lap, watching porn, and a bottle of lube is nearby?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

440 Oh and some girls like being choked.

REALLY not my thing, but it came up a time or two.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Two words that deflates willy johnson quicker than shit.

"Harder daddy"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (Jk+3L)

441 this thread is about to go down the dirt road.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (KP5rU)

442 424 415
One of the chicks at work has the WORST vocal fry...I hear her talking
in the office and keep looking over to see if she's exaggerating to be
funny.



Nope. Just a Millennial.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 01:59 PM (l4C/z)

Does she have beach friends?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2020 02:01 PM (ufFY

I wouldn't be a bit surprised. Dye job hair.
A One, though. But God...ball gag city.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 02:04 PM (l4C/z)

443

I'm gay and have no dick or bunghole!

It's like being a fulltime prison bitch!

*sobs*

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at January 22, 2020 02:04 PM (lHr8/)

444

geez, you turn to fox news and you see this freak with bug eyes talking incessantly...

click

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2020 02:04 PM (vEIlU)

445 "The Peanut is evil. Worship the Gun"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 02:02 PM (l4C/z)



Nice quote from the movie, "TERPAN".

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2020 02:04 PM (9X624)

446 >>this thread is about to go down the dirt road.


Some chicks like that, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 02:04 PM (0zK06)

447 437
Choked out while masturbating isn't going to look good on your permanent record.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (xfb67)

On the plus side, you needn't worry about your search history.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2020 02:05 PM (1CjJc)

448 440 Oh and some girls like being choked.

REALLY not my thing, but it came up a time or two.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Two words that deflates willy johnson quicker than shit.

"Harder daddy"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (Jk+3L)

Heh. No, that works.

If it wasn't for daddy issues, there's be fewer slutty strippers in the world.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 02:05 PM (l4C/z)

449 446: so i've heard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 02:05 PM (KP5rU)

450 I'm gay and have no dick


Harlan Ellison's best short story.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2020 02:05 PM (9X624)

451 435 >>some girls like being choked.
Yeah - I don't grok this shit.
'Choke me!'
"Nah."
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (0zK06)


Choking is like spanking - if they have to ask for it, it ruins it for them.

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 02:05 PM (U6f/q)

452 438
Somehow this trial is being dominated by Schiff. No different from impeachment in the House.



McConnell is a truly ineffective leader.

Posted by: ggreg at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (045k4)

No. The House gets 24h to make their case. Theoretically, this is the presentation of the Houses case.

I think they will have their time, then PDT's lawyers will have their equal time.
THEN, I believe that a motion will be made to dismiss this shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 02:05 PM (ufFY8)

453 Two words that deflates willy johnson quicker than shit.

"Harder daddy"


I loved that bit in Biloxi Blues when the main character is climbing into bed with a hooker who says "come to mama" and he complains about that not helping any.

Seriously, leave out the family member references :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

454 If the Dems win? We're all super duper extra surprise ottered.

Five or ten arrests of corrupt Congress Dems would stop their bullshit cold.

AG Barr, where the hell are you and what the fuck are you doing? Snap it up son, you've got a nation to help save.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 02:06 PM (HaL55)

455 Seriously, leave out the family member references :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

Apparently porn sites missed that memo

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 22, 2020 02:06 PM (KUaJL)

456 osted by: ggreg at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (045k4)

Pretty sure they have a full 24 hours to make their case before Team Trump responds

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 22, 2020 02:07 PM (DB16e)

457 a shit encrusted dick is no way to go through life, my friend.


shih tzu.
or some foreign fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 02:07 PM (KP5rU)

458 >>You don't pick David Lean to do Oklahoma, you pick someone who can do light fun stuff.


Yes, "Oklahoma" certainly is "light fun stuff." That's the way I always thought of it!

Posted by: Caliban at January 22, 2020 02:07 PM (qEujL)

459 Like how the victim is naked, obviously aroused, with their hand in their lap, watching porn, and a bottle of lube is nearby?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)


Nothing gets by our finest men in blue.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 22, 2020 02:07 PM (kUmUV)

460 Impeachment Of The Month Club

After this circus collapses Mitch can change the rules (like he previously discussed) and just predismiss nonsense with a single vote.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2020 02:07 PM (FhXTo)

461 You know, I blame porn for a lot of weird sexual stuff kids are into now.

Everyone watches porn instead of figuring stuff out in the backseat of a station wagon.

So what used to be kinda rare kinks are pretty mainstream.

Sigh. I don't miss dating, but I do miss dating sex.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 02:08 PM (l4C/z)

462 some girls like being choked.
Yeah - I don't grok this shit.
'Choke me!'
"Nah."
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (0zK06)


Choking is like spanking - if they have to ask for it, it ruins it for them.
Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 02:05 PM (U6f/q)

Hair pulling is what I can do unsolicited. Choking or spanking not so much.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 02:09 PM (VzbI8)

463 461: where the fuck you buy a station wagon?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 02:09 PM (KP5rU)

464 Posted by: ggreg at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (045k4)
*******
Yes Ggreggums

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 22, 2020 02:09 PM (BqBId)

465 Well I have to admit I did have some hot cousins I liked a lot, but not THAT way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:09 PM (KZzsI)

466 SUVs are station wagons.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2020 02:09 PM (1ISKN)

467 No. The House gets 24h to make their case. Theoretically, this is the presentation of the Houses case.

I think they will have their time, then PDT's lawyers will have their equal time.
THEN, I believe that a motion will be made to dismiss this shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 02:05 PM (ufFY
--------
So this is just House day, period? We can skip House day right?

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 22, 2020 02:10 PM (Xvo1a)

468 Somehow this trial is being dominated by Schiff. No different from impeachment in the House.

--------------

That's called losing.

And not by McConnell and the GOP.

Posted by: SH at January 22, 2020 02:10 PM (sX1BW)

469 where the fuck you buy a station wagon?

They call them "crossovers" today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

470 Sitting here with hubby, he is watching Bonanza and all of a sudden we are watching Adam Schiff without having changed the channel, WTF????

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 22, 2020 02:10 PM (a4EWo)

471 463 461: where the fuck you buy a station wagon?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2020 02:09 PM (KP5rU)

Um...local Chevy dealership in 1980's Iowa?

Caprice Classic. Roomy in back. Like most Iowa girls.

/ducks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 02:10 PM (l4C/z)

472 >>>Epstein did not, and then, soon after, he did not kill himself.

Hahaha! Classic ace!

That's GOLD Jerry!

Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2020 02:10 PM (q177U)

473 Terry Jones nood

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2020 02:10 PM (Y4EXg)

474 Everyone watches porn instead of figuring stuff out in the backseat of a station wagon.

------------

Maybe its the lack of station wagons.

Posted by: SH at January 22, 2020 02:11 PM (sX1BW)

475 My first car was a 1967 Ford Fairlane Station Wagon.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 02:11 PM (VzbI8)

476 438
Somehow this trial is being dominated by Schiff. No different from impeachment in the House.



McConnell is a truly ineffective leader.

Posted by: ggreg at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (045k4)


Well, even Vince Lombardi and Chuck Knoll couldn't have won Super Bowls if they'd had a bunch of sissies on their teams.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 02:12 PM (AMIL/)

477 470 Sitting here with hubby, he is watching Bonanza and all of a sudden we are watching Adam Schiff without having changed the channel, WTF????
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 22, 2020 02:10 PM (a4EWo)

From corn to porn.

Posted by: Caliban at January 22, 2020 02:12 PM (qEujL)

478 >>> So this is just House day, period? We can skip House day right?
Posted by: jhawk90 at

No, unfortunately it's like leg day.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 22, 2020 02:12 PM (ilTjN)

479 I don't wanna buy a Batman costume.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2020 02:12 PM (FhXTo)

480 Don't kill Cocaine Mitch just yet. I believe the Dems get three days to make their case and then the Republicans get three days.

So as usual, the Dems go first and everyone gets skeered.
We saw this with Kavanaugh and with House impeachment parade of witlesses.

Then Trump's lawyers will go to work.

It's a shame we have to go through all this for a 53-47 vote, which we would have gotten if they dismissed it outright.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2020 02:12 PM (CqE5x)

481 No. The House gets 24h to make their case. Theoretically, this is the presentation of the Houses case.

I think they will have their time, then PDT's lawyers will have their equal time.
THEN, I believe that a motion will be made to dismiss this shit.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 02:05 PM (ufFY


How dare you interrupt our despair with your so-called "facts!" We still have some serious belly-aching to get in!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 22, 2020 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

482 439 They get trained now on how to recognize AEA deaths, but in the past it was not uncommon for cops to assume that the deaths were murders.

Like how the victim is naked, obviously aroused, with their hand in their lap, watching porn, and a bottle of lube is nearby?
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Well they're not typically in a state of arousal when they're found. They're often in a state of rigor, and they have a noose or some other material wound tightly around their neck, and there is bloating and lividity, and sometimes vomit and other bodily excretions around the bodies. It's not a pretty sight, and it's understandable how a family member, or even an untrained cop, who finds a dead body tied up in a cramped, tight space in that condition might not immediately assume: "Oh of course, the person did this to themselves, for the fun of it."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2020 02:13 PM (k4dH2)

483 "Officer, it's the strangest thing. She dove out of the car and killed herself by hurling herself in front of the wheels. Apparently it didn't work at first so she backed up and drove over herself a second time!"

Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2020 02:13 PM (q177U)

484 >>You don't pick David Lean to do Oklahoma, you pick someone who can do light fun stuff.


Yes, "Oklahoma" certainly is "light fun stuff." That's the way I always thought of it!
Posted by: Caliban at January 22, 2020 02:07 PM (qEujL)



Man, y'all are behind the times. The new touring version of "Oklahoma"-

uncovers the dark history and violence of America, uncovering the truth behind the myths of our benighted, prejudiced country.


And, no. I'm not kidding that's how it's being advertised.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2020 02:13 PM (9X624)

485 We had an 80s Vista Cruiser station wagon for a while, it was a sweet ride, with tons of room inside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

486 469 where the fuck you buy a station wagon?

They call them "crossovers" today.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:10 PM (KZzsI)


Women of all ages believe the regular rules of sexual ettiquette go out the window when in a car.

Posted by: jwest at January 22, 2020 02:14 PM (U6f/q)

487 GeorgiaPeach @RealPeachyKeen2
Oh look! Sidney Powell announces she has Epic news this Friday and the Prosecution conveniently gives over docs they inadvertently omitted in @GenFlynn's case. Can anybody say BRADY?????
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani a

Excellent. This feels like the third act of a movie where all the random acts and people youve been watching start to converge into one coherent story that explains it all. And hopefully the bad guys all implode at the same time.

Posted by: LASue at January 22, 2020 02:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

488 452 438
Somehow this trial is being dominated by Schiff. No different from impeachment in the House.



McConnell is a truly ineffective leader.

Posted by: ggreg at January 22, 2020 02:03 PM (045k4)

No. The House gets 24h to make their case. Theoretically, this is the presentation of the Houses case.

I think they will have their time, then PDT's lawyers will have their equal time.
THEN, I believe that a motion will be made to dismiss this shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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That is b/c folks don't understand or care how the process works. *sigh*

Great thing that Cocaine Mitch is such an ineffective Majority leader so much so that very, very few idiotic HR bills that have passed on party lines has went straight to the Senatorial shitter.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2020 02:14 PM (9B/d8)

489 440 Oh and some girls like being choked.

fyi: avoid the turkey leg

Posted by: Momma Cass at January 22, 2020 02:15 PM (Vy7tf)

490 Well they're not typically in a state of arousal when they're found.

Usually people strangled have priapism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

491 479 I don't wanna buy a Batman costume.
Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2020 02:12 PM (FhXTo)

Do you wanna get laid or not?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 22, 2020 02:17 PM (l4C/z)

492 They get trained now on how to recognize AEA deaths, but in the past it was not uncommon for cops to assume that the deaths were murders.

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I heard years ago they will just tell the family "suicide" which comes off better than "sick lonely loser with kinks killed himself by excessive depravity."

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 02:17 PM (1g7ch)

493 344 USNtakim that's great that it's not cancer, yet she still suffers and has pain and the insurance is exacerbating things by denying care/coverage.
It might seem like using a shotgun to get a chipmunk; but I did it and got my care. Insurance companies don't want this to become a discussion yet they bully patients regarding their care by using denials. Twitter can be a very useful thing.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 22, 2020 02:18 PM (pGrg3)

494 Women of all ages believe the regular rules of sexual ettiquette go out the window when in a car.

Seems that way in boats, at least. Put a girl on a boat and she turns into a minx

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

495 93 -- Tom Servo -- Mossad or just pissed off Iranians? Or maybe even a lower ranking Basig who wanted the pay and perks really bad?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 22, 2020 02:56 PM (0oVJn)

496 Women of all ages believe the regular rules of sexual ettiquette go out the window when in a car.

Seems that way in boats, at least. Put a girl on a boat and she turns into a minx
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

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Meh

Mrs Fixer yells at me to shut up as Ill scare away the fish.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 22, 2020 03:08 PM (8XRCm)

497 tablet sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2020 04:38 PM (TQ/zJ)

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