aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Odds & Ends
Gallup: Trump hits the highest level of approval in his presidency, at 43.4%.
Rasmussen puts it at 47%. I forget who said it, but someone recently wrote that Trump would have to be at 47% favorable to have a >50% chance of winning the electoral college. Bridgegate 2: New Jersey governor orders sudden highway repair, apparently to cause problems getting to an upcoming Cape May Trump rally. Jennifer Rubin is way too old to be a 23 year old writer for The Mary Sue:You'll have to excuse him. Men are not used to multi-tasking.
— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) January 21, 2020
There is something inescapably ridiculous about a gathering this self-important; certainly Marie Antoinette and her friends dressing up as shepherdesses to celebrate the simple life has nothing on the more than 100 billionaires descending, often by private jet, on an exclusive Swiss ski resort for four days of ostentatious hand-wringing about the problems of the poor and the dangers of climate change. This year an earnest young aide at registration told me that, to reduce the event's carbon footprint, no paper maps of the town were being distributed; one could almost feel the waves of relief from the nearby Alpine glaciers at this sign of green progress.Trump was at Davos, and dismissed the Truculent Truant and her ilk as fearmongering "prophets of doom." Reminder: a 1997 lawsuit -- settled by Bloomberg -- accused the billionaire wannabe-president of telling a pregnant woman, "Kill it!," because he was annoyed at all the pregnant women on his staff. Finally, on an optimistic, hopeful note:
Michael Avenatti is now in the same federal lockup in NYC where Epstein was
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) January 21, 2020
And he’s in the cell El Chapo was in before he was transferred to the Supermax in Colorado https://t.co/fca3AyLGu7
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2020 07:42 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2020 07:43 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2020 07:43 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2020 07:43 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2020 07:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 21, 2020 07:44 PM (B06Zw)
You'll have to excuse her. She's not used to being held accountable for the asinine things she says. Nor for being considered desirable.
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 07:44 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2020 07:45 PM (rBtIz)
Or you can run a failing campaign just as effectively from the Well of the Senate?
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 07:45 PM (ZP/MT)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 21, 2020 07:45 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)
No. This is my constitutional duty. And I can do two things at once.
and get me a fuckin comb
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2020 07:46 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 07:46 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at January 21, 2020 07:46 PM (EgshT)
No. This is my constitutional duty. And I can do two things at once.
comb salad Amy
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2020 07:46 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 21, 2020 07:47 PM (CAJL/)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 07:47 PM (gQ1nd)
How do you post special characters to this blog, e.g. umlauts, etc.?
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 21, 2020 07:47 PM (7s3Gx)
Ummm...ace...I hate to be the guy to break it to you. Cape Cod is the place up there that's not New Jersey and Cape May is the place down there that is.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2020 07:47 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 21, 2020 07:47 PM (5uck/)
No. This is my constitutional duty. And I can do two things at once.
Pity you can't do either of them very well.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 07:47 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 07:47 PM (O3+/S)
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 21, 2020 07:47 PM (WEBkv)
Willowed
Let us not forget in this Hall of Shame the eclair-spined Archdiocese of Covington for joining in the feeding frenzy.
In times of persecution, God may have your back, but not the Church.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2020 07:48 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 21, 2020 07:48 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2020 07:48 PM (2B9A/)
No. This is my constitutional duty. And I can do two things at once.
If you cant dodge a stapler...
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2020 07:48 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 21, 2020 07:48 PM (cU55K)
Posted by: kallisto at January 21, 2020 07:48 PM (uVmqw)
I am waiing for his heart to blow up as it is...trying to keep up with Trump?
No.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 07:49 PM (ZP/MT)
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 07:49 PM (Zz0t1)
But, but ggreg promised me most Americans support impeachment now and Trump was done for! He promised, he promised!!
*sobs uncontrollably*
Posted by: Dr. T at January 21, 2020 07:49 PM (2PXwn)
No. This is my constitutional duty. And I can do two things at once.
If you fuck up the Oxford Imma kicking ur ass
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2020 07:49 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2020 07:49 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: torabora at January 21, 2020 07:49 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 21, 2020 07:49 PM (gPk/0)
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I thought this was going to say "...permitting an ISIS bride into the government."
I guess that's next week's headline.
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 07:50 PM (zuo55)
Because I would seriously consider traveling there, sitting at the glass and as soon as he sits down, laughing my muthafuckinassoff while pointing at him.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 07:47 PM (gQ1nd)
Parody account.
Damnit!
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 07:50 PM (gQ1nd)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 07:50 PM (ZP/MT)
Just bought one for my lower back, which has been hurting for a while now.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 07:50 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 21, 2020 07:50 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 21, 2020 07:50 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 07:50 PM (O3+/S)
How do you post special characters to this blog, e.g. umlauts, etc.?
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 21, 2020 07:47 PM (7s3Gx)
No Iceback language please.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2020 07:51 PM (JFO2v)
It is a matter of Klobuchar and Liawatha not having the grace or honor to recuse themselves from the trial.
Gad, what a useless waste of skin.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 21, 2020 07:51 PM (WEBkv)
Who's the best matchup for Trump in 2020 of the top 3-4 Dems? I'd like
to say Bernie, but in many ways he reminds me of Trump's insurgent
campaign. Warren seems to rub people the wrong way, so maybe her? Kind
of a less-likable(!) Hillary? Biden seems sooooo weak, though. Old,
white and senile in the Dem party. Once Trump lays into him and the
media can't shield him as much, he'll get rekt.
Posted by: Grimaldi
If the bros weren't such homophobes, it would clearly be Buttigieg.
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 07:51 PM (T6t7i)
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Bombshell revelation.
The evidence is overwhelming.
The walls are closing in.
It's gonna be an early night.
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 07:51 PM (zuo55)
If you cant dodge a stapler...
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2020 07:48 PM (JFO2v)
But, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 21, 2020 07:51 PM (uVmqw)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2020 07:49 PM (UUkQp)
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To be used for target practice?
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 07:51 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (Vy7tf)
I'm sensing a lot of Corbyn in the D field.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (ykYG2)
We have secretly given CPL some clues. Let's see if he notices.
DeepState Goons
Posted by: tbodie at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (/c+/z)
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: torabora at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: JAS at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (DBGf/)
Can you piss in a bottle while wearing jeans and doing 70 mph on the Taconic Patkway?
No?
Then shut your cock socket.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (ZP/MT)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (EgshT)
Nuhuh. Kraut.
If I'd asked for strokes or rings above, that'd be another story.
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (7s3Gx)
of a lobster stew,
served by an outhouse,
with an ocean view.
You're sure to fall in like,
with old Cape May.
-Patti Sheet
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (2B9A/)
Because I would seriously consider traveling there, sitting at the glass and as soon as he sits down, laughing my muthafuckinassoff while pointing at him.
Posted by: Sponge
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Jesus said we should visit those in prison.
Maybe this is what he meant?
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (zuo55)
She was pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (pPNCa)
Then wonder why things were f'd up
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2020 07:53 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 21, 2020 07:53 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2020 07:53 PM (KNsKs)
No?
Oddly specific.
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 07:53 PM (T6t7i)
Alternate post title:
She's A Very Kinky Girl; One You Don't Take Home To Mother
*I was saving that from the donkey chompers post
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 21, 2020 07:53 PM (KkUff)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 21, 2020 07:54 PM (gAXBD)
That may appeal to soy boys but it's pretty insulting to normal men.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 21, 2020 07:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 07:54 PM (ZP/MT)
The only pole that's gonna count is the one President Trump sticks up old Joe's ass come November.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2020 07:54 PM (Z+IKu)
well yeah.
Ever since Mountain Dew introduced the wide mouth.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 21, 2020 07:54 PM (gPk/0)
Posted by: Fritz at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (gQ1nd)
I am waiing for his heart to blow up as it is...trying to keep up with Trump?
No.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 07:49 PM (ZP/MT)
A socialist presidential candidate campaign funeral.
Starving horse.
Earl of Schibb hearse
Mourners showing their EBT cards
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (JFO2v)
Yeah yeah I don't really buy the numbers either, but still.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (El6T/)
>>Oddly specific.
I would have been rolling a joint as well, but you know. Dick hand.
Posted by: garrett
Sure, sure.
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (5uck/)
Like providing life-saving care on battlefields, while dodging incoming fire.
Okay, Unibrow Gurl.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (ptqGC)
'Go to your room until your father gets home!'
*Purs glass of Zinfandel*
**Turns on Oprah**
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (ZP/MT)
Liz Warren.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (gQ1nd)
Her book data got LOST!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (JFO2v)
Failed Democrat congressional candidate Pam Keith calls KC ugly, and hordes of her followers post pictures of themselves claiming to look better than KC does and attributing KC's appearance as the result of "hate."
Every last one of them is ugly and delusional.
https://twitter.com/PamKeithFL/status/1219367709089128448
Posted by: Kensington at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (y87jW)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 21, 2020 07:56 PM (uVmqw)
It can be done but it's kind of Pyrrhic. You go to an HTML codes site and you get a ampersand pound sign number code which creates your pretty pretty Umlaut, and then when anyone quotes it it's a black diamond anyway.
This site needs common sense Umlaut reform.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2020 07:56 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: torabora at January 21, 2020 07:56 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2020 07:56 PM (/669Q)
https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/ files/030/788/550/original/166672f3c957a72e. png?1579638821
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 07:56 PM (gQ1nd)
Jane,
Just saw your troubles in the previous thread. Hope you didn't ask hubby if he extended the invitation to BIL to stay. That's grounds for shooting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2020 07:56 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 21, 2020 07:56 PM (WxRFM)
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There are moments when I wish I was on Twatter:
"You've likely heard that multitasking is problematic, but new studies show that it kills your performance and may even damage your brain."
https://tinyurl.com/qov237h
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 07:57 PM (hnyqs)
Is anybody even following the Senate trial?
I tried watching it for about 5 minutes, but turned it off after the Dem congresswoman started talking about "docamens".
Seriously, it's like showing reruns of a show that tanked in 4 episodes.
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 07:57 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2020 07:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: steevy
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I remember seeing Tony Levin at an ABWH show playing his bass with one hand, a keyboard with another, bass pedals with one foot... Oh, and singing backup vocals.
Damn. If he didn't need that other foot to stand on, he probably could've been playing bagpipes somehow!
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 07:58 PM (zuo55)
I would have been rolling a joint as well, but you know. Dick hand.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 07:54 PM (ZP/MT)
Reminds me of that scene in Up in Smoke where Cheech is digging in his pocket for a joint, says "no, that's my dick" and continues to dig.
He comes out with a small, crinkled up joint to which Chong responds "I hope yer dick's bigger than this, man."
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 07:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 07:58 PM (gQ1nd)
Posted by: JAS at January 21, 2020 07:52 PM (DBGf/)
*********
Yes. Avenatti is going to get lots of frequent flyer miles.
Posted by: torabora at January 21, 2020 07:58 PM (Y274z)
Just bought one for my lower back, which has been hurting for a while now.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 07:50 PM (RU4sa)
SMH, used one a few years ago. Helped. Was not a cure for me.
Posted by: tbodie at January 21, 2020 07:59 PM (/c+/z)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 21, 2020 07:59 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (5uck/)
Because they still pay her a lot of money to be on TV.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: torabora
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So did the guy who was supposed to fix the video cameras.
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 07:59 PM (zuo55)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2020 07:48 PM (2B9A/)
Thousand Island goes on a Rubin, you ignorant hick!
Posted by: Jen Rubins Hair at January 21, 2020 07:59 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: garrett
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Sure, sure.
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (T6t7i)
Driving and doing bong hits on mountain roads. I didn't load the bong but still . . . .
Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2020 07:59 PM (Y8PSl)
Just saw your troubles in the previous thread. Hope you didn't ask
hubby if he extended the invitation to BIL to stay. That's grounds for
shooting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2020 07:56 PM (7rVsF)
Oh hellz yeah the BiL and his fourth wife are staying for my son's 30th b-day.
I am so angry and fighting tears I can't speak. This, on top of my own crazy lib sister treating me like crap because I dared ask her when she would pick up her gift we left for her at my ATL MiL's house.
I'm surrounded by insanity, and I just want to celebrate my only child's 30th b-day this weekend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2020 07:59 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: tbodie at January 21, 2020 07:59 PM (/c+/z)
Posted by: Time Traveller at January 21, 2020 07:59 PM (PbpT7)
hand, a keyboard with another, bass pedals with one foot... Oh, and
singing backup vocals.
Damn. If he didn't need that other foot to stand on, he probably could've been playing bagpipes somehow!
Roger Taylor of Queen was both an awesome drummer and simultaneously a very good falsetto singer.
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 08:00 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:00 PM (pzJSF)
Posted by: Little Lupe at January 21, 2020 08:00 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
They'd both be spawn of an undescribable beast of the Depths that roils in unfathomnable shit-evil.
So wear a condom or nine, sport.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2020 08:00 PM (nYWSF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2020 08:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JAS at January 21, 2020 08:00 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 21, 2020 08:00 PM (sGotD)
There was an integrated Buddy Bong in my buddy's VW Bus.
Had to have someone in back run the bowl and lighter, though.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:00 PM (ZP/MT)
Is anybody even following the Senate trial?
I tried watching it for about 5 minutes, but turned it off after the Dem congresswoman started talking about "docamens".
Seriously, it's like showing reruns of a show that tanked in 4 episodes.
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 07:57 PM (T6t7i)
Third Schumer amendment shot down on straight party line votes.
All amendments were going on fishing expeditions for evidence not even subpoenaed by the House.
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (NgKpN)
As usual, the crowd will be a third or more registered Dems, nearly a third more independents, and most importantly over half will have only voted in 1 of the last 4 elections. No modern political figure has reached/energized the casual/discouraged voter demo like Trump. It kiboshes all the models and strategeries.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (1PyAH)
Posted by: Chouinard at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (ua1m6)
Jen Rubin is about as conservative as the hags on The View and about a bright as any one of them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (VAJkB)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:00 PM (pzJSF)
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Will be here Thursday.
Hopefully, this will tide me over until I can get to the VA.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH
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Elastic back brace, worn religiously for a week or so. That is all that has ever helped me, that and walking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: JAS at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 21, 2020 07:56 PM
Didn't NJ already have scandal about traffic and bridges? Is this like some kind of Governor Rite of Passage or something?
I hope PDT does a quick audit of NJ federal matching dollars and lets see how long it takes to open the roads back up.
Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (eb8JV)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (xPl2J)
Best analogy I've heard yet.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 21, 2020 08:02 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: JAS at January 21, 2020 08:02 PM (DBGf/)
"Man. We could die in this fucking storm, you know."
'Oh- I know.'
...
'Wanna do some Hot Knives?'
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:02 PM (ZP/MT)
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 21, 2020 08:00 PM (sGotD)
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Go early! I hope you get in. That would be a fantastic venue in which to see him because it's so small.
Make a reservation for Duffinetti's for dinner one night when you're there. It's delicious.
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2020 08:02 PM (/669Q)
Taking Val and Dot to handling class tonight. I hate, detest and loath handling class.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2020 08:02 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 21, 2020 07:58 PM (gQ1nd)
Then the moon was big.
We went to the running water and took a bull.
A cow that was his mate laid down to cry.
We killed her.
We ate totanka until we were full.
And then we jerk the meat.
And sang songs of the tribe. Manilow. Beegees. John.
Then we did the tomahawk chop.
Then we did the hustle.
Posted by: liawatha at January 21, 2020 08:02 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 08:02 PM (Z658e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 21, 2020 08:03 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:03 PM (pzJSF)
Jen and company can bash away.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 21, 2020 08:03 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 21, 2020 08:03 PM (gAXBD)
Can't do a half-assed job building civilization, Jen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 08:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: torabora
Makes him supremely qualified for President at any rate. If he doesn't kill himself.
Posted by: H R Clinton at January 21, 2020 08:03 PM (cU55K)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (Tnijr)
Walked on Water of course!
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 08:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)
I think that's because Trump is the anti-politician. He eschews political correctness and focus group-approved sound-bites.
Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2020 08:03 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
IIRC, D'oh Boy is a Marine. Ask him to pretend the back yard is Belleau Wood and the obnoxious relatives are the Germans.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 21, 2020 08:03 PM (pPNCa)
How did Greta get to Davos?
On the back of a unicorn porpoise.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
**cough**
Posted by: Narwhal at January 21, 2020 08:03 PM (T6t7i)
https://youtu.be/-PydzgQnpC4
If you don't know who he is he was one of the early bloggers back in the day and he is very eccentric in his interests and extremely funny.
Give him a listen then hit www.lileks.com for some fun. His daily Bleat blog entries are always good.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 08:04 PM (KW7bH)
I am done. Just sad, tired, done.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:04 PM (ptqGC)
I don't think these are really correlated. The approval rating is going to be heavily influenced by placed like California and Illinois, where Trump will lose pretty heavily. What matters is his approval in key states like WI, PA, and MN.
Right now I see Trump making plays for even more blue states, not trying to shore up support in FL and NC. He is sending surrogates to FL, like Pompeo.
We will see what happens after Dems start counting votes, but I think Trump is sitting on a base of 300EV that he isn't going to lose without a major event that undermines his support.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 21, 2020 08:04 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:04 PM (QLPEO)
You couldn't pay me enough to visit Cape Cod.
Cape Ann is bad enough.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:04 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 21, 2020 08:04 PM (uVmqw)
How'd that work out, sport.
Posted by: jsg
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Check the polls.
I'll bet he's the top Dem contender!
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 08:05 PM (zuo55)
YUGE helicopters at staging areas for the Trump rally goers.....THATS The Trump we love--the Fuck You ---with style and panache.
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 21, 2020 08:05 PM (xXx5y)
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2020 08:05 PM (/669Q)
BREAKING NEWS: Michael Avenatti has broken out of jail!!
He made the bricks tumble just by screaming and screaming at them until they couldn't take it anymore and gave in.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 21, 2020 08:05 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 21, 2020 08:06 PM (PHotS)
Soros
Posted by: JAS at January 21, 2020 08:02 PM (DBGf/)
Dick sucking was taught in that class where girls and boy went separate ways.
Posted by: liawatha at January 21, 2020 08:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 21, 2020 07:55 PM (xPl2J)
Best analogy I've heard yet.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes, Dodge Impeachment, right here on ESPN 8, the Ocho!
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 08:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 08:06 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (Tnijr)
Someone stood in front of the mirror in a bathroom and said her name three times.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2020 08:06 PM (aS1PU)
I am done. Just sad, tired, done.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:04 PM (ptqGC)
We point to the hilton down the road.
Posted by: liawatha at January 21, 2020 08:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 21, 2020 08:07 PM (4a9Vv)
And yes, almost certainly, the only reason French didn't beclown himself just as bad as Frankovich is the story mostly broke and then brokedown over the weekend and he seemingly wasn't on Twitter as much back then in the off hours.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 21, 2020 08:07 PM (dYe5S)
How'd that work out, sport.
Think of it as a (D) resume enhancer.
Posted by: zombie Marion Barry at January 21, 2020 08:07 PM (gPk/0)
Cape Ann is bad enough.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:04 PM (Ki5SV)
Dude. I say this with love. We know each other. I've traveled the world and the seven seas. (Literally, I've been to every inhabited continent).
Cape Cod is the best place on earth.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2020 08:07 PM (gd9RK)
It's not going to be ruined, Jane. It's going to be fun and delicious.
Don't let them ruin your party. They are only two people out of the
many who will be there, right? Just bless their hearts and move on.
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2020 08:05 PM (/669Q)
They will be staying in my house, the BiL puking all night drunkenly in the guest bath toilet.
He's insulted EVERY SINGLE PERSON WE KNOW. He's a horrible, liberal idiot.
I'm sick to my stomach.
I just want to celebrate MY ONLY CHILD'S BIRTHDAY. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:07 PM (ptqGC)
Stormy Daniels must have smuggled in a file.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 21, 2020 08:07 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 21, 2020 08:07 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: freaked
Hitch hiked?
Hot air balloon?
Covered wagon?
Electric train?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 21, 2020 08:08 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Infidel
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People here in Tacoma are whining about the rain.
STFU, people. January can be a lot worse than rainy!
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 08:08 PM (zuo55)
Practice, practice, practice"
Yeah yeah. We live in a time of absurdity fer sure. 17 year old retard put up as equal to f'n President of the USA Donald J Trump.
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 08:08 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 08:08 PM (zuo55)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 08:08 PM (hnyqs)
It's not going to be ruined, Jane. It's going to be fun and delicious.
Don't let them ruin your party. They are only two people out of the
many who will be there, right? Just bless their hearts and move on.
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2020 08:05 PM (/669Q)
They will be staying in my house, the BiL puking all night drunkenly in the guest bath toilet.
He's insulted EVERY SINGLE PERSON WE KNOW. He's a horrible, liberal idiot.
I'm sick to my stomach.
I just want to celebrate MY ONLY CHILD'S BIRTHDAY. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:07 PM (ptqGC)
so sorry
Posted by: liawatha at January 21, 2020 08:09 PM (JFO2v)
You couldn't pay me enough to visit Cape Cod.
Cape Ann is bad enough.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
No capes!!
Posted by: Edna Mode at January 21, 2020 08:09 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:09 PM (ZP/MT)
Posted by: freaked
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Astral projection.
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 08:08 PM (zuo55)
Peyote.
Posted by: Carlos Casteneda at January 21, 2020 08:10 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:10 PM (QLPEO)
I'm sad and angry.
I can't have Nice Things.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 21, 2020 08:10 PM (EgshT)
<<<
Michael Avenatti is the top Democrat contender under the age of 80 years of age.
Posted by: Fritz at January 21, 2020 08:10 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 21, 2020 08:11 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:11 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: garrett
She belongs in the Well.
Definitely not Top Shelf.
Posted by: Miklos, settin' 'em up at January 21, 2020 08:11 PM (QzkSJ)
You misspelled 'double-ended strawberry-flavored French-tickler dildo.'
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 21, 2020 08:11 PM (gAXBD)
He's insulted EVERY SINGLE PERSON WE KNOW. He's a horrible, liberal idiot.
I'm sick to my stomach.
I just want to celebrate MY ONLY CHILD'S BIRTHDAY. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Tell him to get the fuck out and tell your husband you are putting your foot down. If your husband loves you as we all know he does, he will back you on this.
My mother would have went along with a lot of shit and she would have bitten her tongue a lot, but if she ever put her foot down, my dad would have backed her to the hilt.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 08:11 PM (Lsu/B)
https://youtu.be/-PydzgQnpC4
If you don't know who he is he was one of the early bloggers back in the day and he is very eccentric in his interests and extremely funny.
Give him a listen then hit www.lileks.com for some fun. His daily Bleat blog entries are always good.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 08:04 PM (KW7bH)
I used to enjoy Lileks. I was a daily reader of the Bleat. But after Trump got the nomination, he became - well, not a rabid never-Trumper like his seafaring pals at NR, but his columns definitely had more than a whiff of "God, this Trump fellow is just not our kind, dear!". So I dropped him and haven't been back since.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:11 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 08:11 PM (zuo55)
You can just tape the magnet to your lower back and leave it on.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2020 08:11 PM (7QGOK)
Stormy Daniels must have smuggled in a file.
She only charged him 300k for it.
Posted by: zombie Marion Barry at January 21, 2020 08:11 PM (gPk/0)
You sound SAD.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Yes, it happens. Barely light when I go to work, barley light when I come home. About 5 weeks left before it lightens up a little.
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 08:12 PM (MTxDQ)
I'm sick to my stomach.
I just want to celebrate MY ONLY CHILD'S BIRTHDAY. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Ask him about gulags and record it on video.
Posted by: RKae at January 21, 2020 08:12 PM (zuo55)
Case o the Mondays.
Posted by: eleven
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Monday, Monday, can't trust that day
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Posted by: Mama Cass at January 21, 2020 08:12 PM (hnyqs)
Or you can run a failing campaign just as effectively from the Well of the Senate?
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 07:45 PM (ZP/MT)
bark bark
Amys down the well Lassie??
Posted by: liawatha at January 21, 2020 08:12 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:13 PM (ZP/MT)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 21, 2020 08:13 PM (uVmqw)
I am done. Just sad, tired, done.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:04 PM (ptqGC)
I know you're too good a woman to do it, Jane, but I really do think it would be immensely therapeutic to tell the nickelfucker the moment he steps foot over your threshold that if he opens his mouth just once, six of his friends will be carrying him out by the handles.
And make sure D'oh Boy has permission to place a boot up the clown's ass with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:13 PM (Ki5SV)
you are putting your foot down. If your husband loves you as we all
know he does, he will back you on this.
My mother would have went along with a lot of shit and she would
have bitten her tongue a lot, but if she ever put her foot down, my dad
would have backed her to the hilt.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 08:11 PM (Lsu/B)
When it comes to his family, my husband is the world's biggest pussy. He is totally in thrall of his family, and determined to placate them.
We've come very close to divorce over our nearly 34 years of marriage because of his crazy family.
I just can't anymore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 08:14 PM (O3+/S)
Can't do a half-assed job building civilization, Jen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 08:03 PM (oVJmc)
Someone should ask Gloryhole Rubin if she means all men... including the ones born with a vagana.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2020 08:14 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Edna Mode at January 21, 2020 08:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: what about Bob? at January 21, 2020 08:15 PM (gPk/0)
Posted by: Infidel
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I had a lab, in the basement of a Chemistry building. During the winter, I would show up just after dawn, and it would be dark when I left. I felt like a Morlock.
Posted by: Mama Cass at January 21, 2020 08:15 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 21, 2020 08:15 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 08:15 PM (hnyqs)
Tell it sister.
Posted by: Sparkle Markle at January 21, 2020 08:15 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2020 08:15 PM (UfRw8)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 21, 2020 08:16 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cheech and Chong at January 21, 2020 08:17 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 21, 2020 08:17 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 21, 2020 08:17 PM (r+sAi)
SAD (seasonal affective disorder) overlaps with BWS (baseball withdrawal syndrome) for some of us. Only 21 days to go until Spring Training, when we get to find out whether the 'Stros have blown the season to hell for everybody else. And yes, it's freezing cold and dark where I am too.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 21, 2020 08:17 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 08:17 PM (O3+/S)
building. During the winter, I would show up just after dawn, and it
would be dark when I left. I felt like a Morlock.
Posted by: Mama Cass
I used to leave for the lab in the dark to avoid the DC traffic, and come home in the afternoon before the worst of it hit. I actually got to the point where I enjoyed the drive in, because you got to see the sunrise, which can be pretty spectacular.
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 08:18 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Bobby DeNiro at January 21, 2020 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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This. It is his birthday after all. If the in laws don't have the sense to be civil, they get escorted out.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 21, 2020 08:18 PM (WxRFM)
Cape Cod is the best place on earth.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2020 08:07 PM (gd9RK)
Oh, I'm sure you love it, and you've mentioned wonderful things about it on fishing threads. It just does nothing for me (the older I get, the more of a hermit I get to be).
Perhaps the next time you're down there, we could meet up for a cocktail or two. I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if somebody showed me around.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I think he's improved a bit lately.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (KW7bH)
I used to enjoy Lileks. I was a daily reader of the Bleat. But after Trump got the nomination, he became - well, not a rabid never-Trumper like his seafaring pals at NR, but his columns definitely had more than a whiff of "God, this Trump fellow is just not our kind, dear!". So I dropped him and haven't been back since.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:11 PM (Ki5SV)
Lileks is a middle way sort of fellow. Having spent much time in paper during his career.
I think he's an anachronism. Much like the nostalgia he loves so much, he's of a bygone era. Not really fitting in anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (aKsyK)
I'm sick to my stomach.
I just want to celebrate MY ONLY CHILD'S BIRTHDAY. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Slip him a mickey when he's at the booze.
A nice tranq or barb will do wonders for your peace and quiet and who knows when he'll come out of it.
Do it early each day and you won't hear a peep outta his ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (Z+IKu)
Davos ain't here, man.
Posted by: Cheech and Chong at January 21, 2020 08:17 PM (gAXBD)
Come on, open up the door. I think the populists saw me.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 21, 2020 08:20 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:20 PM (ZP/MT)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (QLPEO)
Come visit the farm, porky. You'll get it.
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 08:20 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: what about Bob? at January 21, 2020 08:20 PM (gPk/0)
Posted by: Downcast at January 21, 2020 08:20 PM (1PYHw)
I'm sure this weekend, which should be a wonderful celebration, may possibly suck.
However, a good friend of ours is featured in the book "The Only Thing Worth Dying For." He'll be there. And he ran a black ops site in A-stan.
If big hippy bro gets drunk and in his face, I'll ask for video to be taken.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 21, 2020 08:21 PM (r+sAi)
Barley is high in niacin and phosphorus.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2020 08:21 PM (7QGOK)
CNN Headline : Michael Avenatti's Cell Is Freezing
Posted by: what about Bob? at January 21, 2020 08:20 PM (gPk/0)
Good. They should add 24/7 bright lights and death metal at 145db.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 21, 2020 08:21 PM (NWiLs)
Good stuff.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 08:21 PM (KW7bH)
However, a good friend of ours is featured in the book "The Only Thing Worth Dying For." He'll be there. And he ran a black ops site in A-stan.
If big hippy bro gets drunk and in his face, I'll ask for video to be taken.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)
Cool. Maybe he'll get his ass beat.
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 08:22 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2020 07:48 PM (7rVsF)
For many years now the hierarchy of US Catholic church doesn't behave like the head of a Christian organization. I can't tell if it's apostasy, incompetence, or just sheer laziness.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 08:22 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2020 08:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 08:22 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Downcast
Not the bees?
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:22 PM (QLPEO)
If big hippy bro gets drunk and in his face, I'll ask for video to be taken.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)
Stay strong. Tell everyone in advance he's a throbbing cock and will likely make an ass of himself shortly.
Enjoy your time with your son and give him the bulk of your attention.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ace's liver
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The ever popular - embrace the power of 'and'.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (oVJmc)
Barley is high in niacin and phosphorus.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2020 08:21 PM (7QGOK)
I worked with a guy that took niacin supplements. One day he took too much and had a seizure.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (aS1PU)
Saw on the last thread you said your life sucks now.
We have people in the horde who have no job, are terminally ill, etc.
You have a roof over your head, you don't have worries about where your next meal is coming from, etc.
I've never understood why you whine so much. You have a great life!
Posted by: four seasons at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (UUkQp)
just remember jane, these hours of misery are time you will never, ever
get back. it's not worth it. i put my foot down long ago. never been
happier.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2020 08:22 PM (KP5rU)
Check my comment at #230. I'm starting to get a little giddy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 08:22 PM (MTxDQ)
Hope he gets the nom.
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 21, 2020 08:21 PM (r+sAi)
Did you see how she was dressed. Her parents have taken every opportunity to present her as a child rather than the 17 year old young woman she is.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (wGeit)
Off topic, but did some cardio and arms after work today, just as an update.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 21, 2020 08:24 PM (JCrfD)
He could barley sit still.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:24 PM (ZP/MT)
Off topic, but did some cardio and arms after work today, just as an update.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Good for you, man! Keep at it!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 21, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 21, 2020 08:25 PM (uVmqw)
I'm sick to my stomach.
I just want to celebrate MY ONLY CHILD'S BIRTHDAY. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Slip him a mickey when he's at the booze.
A nice tranq or barb will do wonders for your peace and quiet and who knows when he'll come out of it.
Do it early each day and you won't hear a peep outta his ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (Z+IKu)
and stick a my lil ponies anal plug up him
Posted by: liawatha at January 21, 2020 08:25 PM (JFO2v)
Saw on the last thread you said your life sucks now.
We have people in the horde who have no job, are terminally ill, etc.
You have a roof over your head, you don't have worries about where your next meal is coming from, etc.
I've never understood why you whine so much. You have a great life!
Posted by: four seasons at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (PisyI)
I don't know you, but you've criticized me before. I'm not a "whiner." Who are you?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:25 PM (ptqGC)
It will prepare him well for the stressful life as POTUS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 21, 2020 08:25 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2020 08:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Surly Temple is being groomed for the new pedo island.
Posted by: Fritz at January 21, 2020 08:25 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (gAXBD)
Off topic, but did some cardio and arms after work today, just as an update.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Me too. Moving day. Cleaning out F-I-Ls apartment. No fun.
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 21, 2020 08:25 PM (uVmqw)
peeping tom much?
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: JAS at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (DBGf/)
Off topic, but did some cardio and arms after work today, just as an update.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)
It's kind of a bad sign when that's news, isn't it?
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (wGeit)
He could barley sit still.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:24 PM (ZP/MT)
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It goes against the grain.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Sniffin Joey Biden at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I am going to say some prayers for your celebration to go well and for your brother-in-law to somehow gain wisdom, self-control and class.
Also praying that if he gets out of line that someone will kick his ass and videotape it.
If the entire Horde prays for you at the same time, I imagine The Lord may hear and have mercy on you. That's my hope, anyway.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (KW7bH)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2020 08:27 PM (7QGOK)
Posted by: four seasons at January 21, 2020 08:27 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:27 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Sparkle Markle at January 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:13 PM (ZP/MT)
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Very tight and sore in my lower back that radiates to my hips.
Especially hurts when I wake up and try to roll out of bed.
Past few days, I've been walking around hunched over.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:27 PM (RU4sa)
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I hear you, and you're not wrong. However, he simply doesn't go to this well often. His sniffiness over Trump doesn't ooze into everything he writes. And he's still clear-headed enough to grasp that the Democrats are worse. I expect he'll be more quiet this year than he was in 2016 as regards the election.
I still enjoy his daily blog.
Posted by: Kensington at January 21, 2020 08:27 PM (y87jW)
Posted by: eleven
Saying Trump is affiliated with the KKK.
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (MTxDQ)
Because Melania wore a white ensemble the other day, amirite?
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 08:27 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 21, 2020 08:28 PM (EgshT)
I love you. You will get through it. It will pass.
Posted by: JAS at January 21, 2020 08:28 PM (DBGf/)
************
Comparing that malignant tumor to shrikes is offensive and demeaning.
Posted by: Foundation for the Preservation of Shrikes' Reputation at January 21, 2020 08:28 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 21, 2020 08:29 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2020 08:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (MTxDQ)
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And by "Trump", he means "Byrd".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 21, 2020 08:29 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2020 08:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Thanks, hon. I was just talking to Hogmartin. Yeah, BiL came about three years ago and got violently drunk and insulting to our friends. He and his wife staying in our guest room. Ugh. The cleanup the next day was fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 08:29 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: four seasons at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (PisyI)
Venting is not whining That comment makes y0ou sound like an asshole
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2020 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)
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I had that problem also. There was a nice little pub, a block from my lab. I would just stop in there until the traffic cleared.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 08:29 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:30 PM (QLPEO)
My life has been gloriously peaceful and happier for it.
Posted by: Two Weeks from Soyville at January 21, 2020 08:30 PM (+dsLj)
I'm sick to my stomach.
I just want to celebrate MY ONLY CHILD'S BIRTHDAY. Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Slip him a mickey when he's at the booze.
A nice tranq or barb will do wonders for your peace and quiet and who knows when he'll come out of it.
Do it early each day and you won't hear a peep outta his ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (Z+IKu)
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Jane,
If you have Amazon prime just order some MAGA throw pillows, a large picture of Trump to hang in your den and some MAGA drinking glasses.
Should arrive tomorrow or by Thursday.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2020 08:30 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 08:30 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 21, 2020 08:30 PM (0FvcZ)
Especially hurts when I wake up and try to roll out of bed.
Past few days, I've been walking around hunched over.
Posted by: SMH
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Could it be sciatica? That sounds like what I experienced. Everyone is different of course but no therapies worked for me until I was put on Gabapentin. But, I have a crushed disk and a bone spur back there so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Y4EXg)
And I woulda got away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those damn kids!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 21, 2020 08:31 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2020 08:31 PM (aS1PU)
I'm someone who greatly appreciates every blessing I have.
Posted by: four seasons at January 21, 2020 08:27 PM (PisyI)
Well, you sound like a saint. God bless you. Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: four seasons at January 21, 2020 08:31 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Sparkle Markle at January 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Z658e)
Radiating down either leg?
If so, inside or outside of leg?
If not, it's likely above L4/L5...If so, there or below.
I have had really good effects from Inversion. Strat mild and then increase. Only takes 10-15 minutes a day. Lots of relief.
Also, you might need to address you mattress if it is at its worst in the mornings.
Sleeping with a pillow under your calves can help (Back Sleeper).
Between you knees if you are a side sleeper.
Stay away from foods that cause / aid inflamation.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:32 PM (ZP/MT)
IMHO you should also do everything in your power to make BiL's stay horrific.
Does he hate liver? Fix liver every night.
Also, find the all-time hardest and most uncomfortable mattress in the world. Make him and his hostage wife sleep on it.
Finally, the second he makes trouble, just call 911 and tell them you have a guest who refuses to leave. Then tell your husband if he won't back you up on this, he can move to a nice van down by the river and see you in divorce court. He obviously doesn't care enough about you to stand up for you.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JAS at January 21, 2020 08:32 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2020 08:32 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:33 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 08:33 PM (O3+/S)
His amazing comment about DUIs being no big deal - funny, in'it, that a dumb and corrupt and clownishly pandering political figure would pooh-pooh DUI for a particular "group"? Now why would that happen? Surely, that "group" could not possibly be involved in a vastly disproportionate % of such offenses, including many many many fatal and injurious ones, could it?
Anyway.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 08:33 PM (El6T/)
In a black church.
On MLK day, too, IIRC.
If people thought Trump's "Because you'd be in jail" was out there, wait and see what will happen if Gropey Joe gets the nod. Trump will bitch-slap the crayons right out of that fucker's mouth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:33 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Y4EXg)
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Guess when VA can fit me in, I'll be able to find out.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:33 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (Tnijr)
Bloomie probably got her there. His "news" network was jizzing itself all day about her being there and how "climate change" was taking the lead at Davos. Davos is all the fucking "elites" who can't tell their ass from their elbow but have the answers for how the whole world should be run
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2020 08:33 PM (VAJkB)
Posted by: SMH
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Dammit, troop, backbrace ! Uncomfortable, but it helps, you have to stay with it. Walgreen's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 08:34 PM (hnyqs)
Especially hurts when I wake up and try to roll out of bed.
Past few days, I've been walking around hunched over.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:27 PM (RU4sa)
Have you tried applying heat? Or stretching before you get out of bed? Try lying on your back, with your legs flat. Then, with the leg bent, put your hands behind your knee and gently pull your knee toward you until you feel a mild stretch. Hold this position for 20-30 seconds, lay the leg flat, then do the same thing on the opposite side. Repeat 2 or 3 times. It might help.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 21, 2020 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sniffin Joey Biden at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM (r+sAi)
And Corn Pop was not happy about it!
Posted by: tbodie at January 21, 2020 08:34 PM (/c+/z)
In a black church.
On MLK day, too, IIRC.
If people thought Trump's "Because you'd be in jail" was out there, wait and see what will happen if Gropey Joe gets the nod. Trump will bitch-slap the crayons right out of that fucker's mouth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:33 PM (Ki5SV)
Because he's gonna put em all back in chains, ya know.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)
24 hours of this in prime time!
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2020 08:34 PM (LMXg7)
Posted by: tubal at January 21, 2020 08:34 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: JAS
I'm sorry. That is sad.
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 08:35 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 21, 2020 08:35 PM (uVmqw)
If you have Amazon prime just order some MAGA throw pillows, a large picture of Trump to hang in your den and some MAGA drinking glasses.
Should arrive tomorrow or by Thursday.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2020 08:30 PM (wiXsO)
I like it!
I once worked with a civil servant who was having a lot of trouble with one of his direct reports. It's really difficult to fire a civil servant, so he was in the typical managerial position of having responsibility with not much authority.
One day he made a conscious decision: "If one of us is going to have an ulcer, it's not going to be me. It's going to be him." After that his mood was considerably better, and eventually the other guy quit.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 08:35 PM (wGeit)
Just count your blessings instead of sheep -
And you'll fall asleep
Counting your blessings.
https://tinyurl.com/nu75e4z
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:35 PM (Ki5SV)
**************
Ever since Paul Ryan cut off his own shriveled dick in the VP debate to make even fuckface Biden look good, I've been waiting for payback.
Trump is the form of the destructor we have chosen to skullfuck the Bidet.
Posted by: Two Weeks from Soyville at January 21, 2020 08:35 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:33 PM (RU4sa)
Just don't let em kill ya like they did a friend of mine.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JAS
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*offers JAS a decanter, with Waterford cut-glass glass, on a silver platter*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 08:36 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2020 08:36 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 21, 2020 08:36 PM (r+sAi)
Fuck it. No more aid. It just gets wasted. Ungrateful fucks.
FuckFuck
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Z658e)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:27 PM (RU4sa)
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If at all possible, try to avoid the "antalgic gait". You could wind up messing up other parts of your body as well.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 21, 2020 08:37 PM (jW9oF)
- Biden is an idiot
- Biden will be the 2020 Demorats Party candidate
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 08:36 PM
Yep.
And 60 million + will vote him.
SMFH
Posted by: Hands at January 21, 2020 08:37 PM (786Ro)
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Don't worry, I'll keep him upright long enough just like I'm doing with Ginsberg!
Posted by: The Devil at January 21, 2020 08:37 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Yo Mama at January 21, 2020 08:37 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:33 PM (Ki5SV)
Needed to be repeated.
Posted by: tbodie at January 21, 2020 08:38 PM (/c+/z)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:38 PM (CaD9A)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2020 08:36 PM (DY3v
Haywood Jefferies, IIRC.
Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2020 08:38 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2020 08:38 PM (UUkQp)
Fuck it. No more aid. It just gets wasted. Ungrateful fucks.
FuckFuck
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Z658e)
Don't do any research into government and private aid to African countries.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 08:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:33 PM (RU4sa)
Son just started doing his own shit. He's dropped 25 lbs. since the TXMoMe. He is in constant pain with his back and knees, but just started forcing himself to run three miles per day, and lift weights in his campus health center.
He's better. Not pain-free, but much better.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Which do you think will fall out first - his hair plugs or his dentures?
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2020 08:38 PM (/669Q)
Use hydrofluoric acid.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JAS
Damn. I am sorry that was the case for you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 21, 2020 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 21, 2020 08:39 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Yo Mama
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Perhaps one of her children stepped on a crack?
Geeze...sorry, but too good to pass up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 08:39 PM (hnyqs)
OTOH most of them are cheapskates, and probably live in such a bubble that they'll expect the scalpweasel would order it so why spend their ill-gotten payola just to make sure.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 21, 2020 08:39 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2020 08:39 PM (JFO2v)
SMH these are really good ideas from Insom here. He's clearly been down this road. My eldest had a stretch of mysterious back pain similar to what you describe - ended up on the third ortho doc finding a strained adductor - there are so many little tiny muscles in the groin/hip area that can get strained and radiate pain out to the lower back
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 21, 2020 08:40 PM (Rarvo)
But I won. I was totally loved by the BEST part of that family.
Posted by: JAS at January 21, 2020 08:40 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2020 08:38 PM (UUkQp)
Apparently, according to that 9-1-1: Lone Star shitshow I watched the other night, just put straight mercury in his sandwich, he'll never taste it, then will suddenly start slamming his head into glass trying to jump to his death.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2020 08:38 PM (/669Q)
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I think one of his eyeballs will fall out of its socket and dangle on his preternaturally taut cheek.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2020 08:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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...or Haiti.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 08:40 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:41 PM (CaD9A)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 21, 2020 08:41 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2020 08:02 PM (/669Q)
~~~~~
Love their gnocchi (light as a feather) and crab! But just checked, and they're only open Wed. through Sat. in winter.
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 21, 2020 08:41 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 21, 2020 08:41 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 08:41 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:41 PM (CaD9A)
I'll be surprised if he actually wins the nomination.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 08:42 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyvillel at January 21, 2020 08:42 PM (+dsLj)
kind of too complex to explain fully here but basically US aid makes it harder for people who are perfectly capable of standing on their own two feet to do so, via economic distortion.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 21, 2020 08:42 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: eleven
Saying Trump is affiliated with the KKK.
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 08:26 PM
I ain't no ways tard.
Posted by: Joe Biden in the pulpit at January 21, 2020 08:42 PM (786Ro)
*collapses, sobs as swept up into Paul Ryan's manly arms*
Posted by: Petey Gigabutt at January 21, 2020 08:43 PM (ldmQR)
Just bought one for my lower back, which has been hurting for a while now.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 07:50 PM (RU4sa)
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Bought a cheap TENS 7000 off of Amazon, for tendinitis and a hip that screams UNCLE after a long car ride. It works, but the effect isn't permanent. Just make sure you turn it off before pulling the pads off. They get too close together and it could be CIA torture time. Also, if you screw with the settings, just nudge them up a little at time, no "I'm at 1 let's try 10!!!" in one go. You will regret it.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 21, 2020 08:43 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 08:42 PM (wGeit)
It has to be Bernie, otherwise the Bro's are gonna learn how to shoot and throw bricks.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Currently have a heating pad on and am curled up with my body pillow between my legs, which helps a bit.
Unfortunately, the hot flashes and night sweats don't help, heh.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:43 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:43 PM (CaD9A)
Now the Trader Joe's Coffee Ice Cream Sandwiches....sublime.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2020 08:43 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: eleven
Saying Trump is affiliated with the KKK.
Posted by: Infidel
Baby Killer Biden said that?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 08:44 PM (Lsu/B)
I'd not allow anybody to ruin my kid's Christmases/holidays for the last 20+ years.
If your husband thinks his mommy/daddy should be allowed to make his wife and son miserable every holiday, then send him off to them.
Posted by: artemis at January 21, 2020 08:44 PM (AwPyG)
Too bad we can't arrange a short-notice Texas-style MoMee at Jane's house. Between Ben Had's horses and the shootin' range, BiL just might get the message.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 21, 2020 08:44 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:44 PM (CaD9A)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 21, 2020 08:44 PM (r+sAi)
Let us not forget in this Hall of Shame the eclair-spined Archdiocese of Covington for joining in the feeding frenzy.
In times of persecution, God may have your back, but not the Church.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2020 07:48 PM (7rVsF)
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Sigh. Yeah, he fell for the MSM BS.. Lots of people do. One moment you're checking the receipts for the Bishop's Appeal, the next thing, the whole world piles on you for a statement on a nationally televised video clip involving teenagers on a school trip. He dropped the ball, and then quickly recovered and apologized. Not only that, he commissioned a 3d party investigation into the matter which exonerated the students completely and the diocese released the results to the MSM. Which hated Bishop Foy for torpedoing their Narrative. BTW, it's the Diocese of Covington. The metropolitan archdiocese is the Archdiocese of Louisville.
Posted by: mrp at January 21, 2020 08:44 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: SMH
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Okay, I never had the hot flash problem.
*retires from the field*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 08:44 PM (hnyqs)
*collapses, sobs as swept up into Paul Ryan's manly arms*
Posted by: Petey Gigabutt at January 21, 2020 08:43 PM (ldmQR)
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Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero
Soy capitan, soy capitan soy capitan
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 21, 2020 08:44 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 08:42 PM (wGeit)
It has to be Bernie, otherwise the Bro's are gonna learn how to shoot and throw bricks.
Posted by: Sponge
I thought they already knew how to play basketball?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 08:45 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 21, 2020 08:45 PM (xHTCV)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 21, 2020 08:45 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: ... at January 21, 2020 08:45 PM (uEbPt)
kind of too complex to explain fully here but basically US aid makes it harder for people who are perfectly capable of standing on their own two feet to do so, via economic distortion.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 21, 2020 08:42 PM (Rarvo)
That seems to have been the way it worked in Haiti. Lots of money went into that place, and it doesn't seem to have improved anything.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 08:45 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 08:45 PM (fp3O8)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 08:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 21, 2020 08:46 PM (zlgJP)
I'd not allow anybody to ruin my kid's Christmases/holidays for the last 20+ years.
If your husband thinks his mommy/daddy should be allowed to make his wife and son miserable every holiday, then send him off to them.
Posted by: artemis
Liquid dish soap in his coffee. By the time he stops shitting, ...
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 08:47 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:47 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
I don't see him getting the nomination.
If he does, the progressives stay home. Trump beats him like a baby seal (TM)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2020 08:47 PM (LMXg7)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:47 PM (QLPEO)
Since the day she was born.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 21, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
*collapses, sobs as swept up into Paul Ryan's manly arms*
Posted by: Petey
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Calm down, Pete. Look, the ugly truth is, the only reason anyone ever voted for you (all 8,000) is that you're ghey.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 08:47 PM (hnyqs)
Apologies for the delay in responding (dinner interrupted).
Yeah, it'd be nice if pixy joined the 21st century...
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 21, 2020 08:47 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: eleven
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Not yet - but if bil acts up, it could go that way..
Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (Y4EXg)
Biden would leave as bloody pulp in Trump's cleats.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (fp3O8)
Yukk.
Whatever G*d's intent in creating cauliflower, gnocchi clearly wasn't part of it.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:47 PM (QLPEO)
Since the day she was born.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 21, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
She's a Dreamer?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (2DOZq)
Jane, you know you will be in my prayers this weekend. It sure does seem that some going in boundary conditions on political discussions are in order, but I don't know how you establish them and make it stick. Family can be a veritable cross to bear.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 21, 2020 08:41 PM (H5knJ)
I presume you're kidding.
MADD would proudly sponsor drive-through bars in every state if they thought it would help elect a Democrat.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Ignoramus"
Doesn't matter. Biden is a sacrificial candidate anyway.
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (QLPEO)
***********
is a malignant plague on the human race.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 21, 2020 08:45 PM (+dsLj
Makes good targets on the long range gun.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (+dsLj)
"I feel your pain."
Literally. I've had two lower back surgeries, both of which worked miracles, but I still experience excruciating back pain, most recently over the past couple of weeks. I think it's primarily due to muscle spasms, possibly from some nerve irritation. Here's what I do:
Avoid long periods of sitting
Try to stay active, to the extent you can. Part of my job involves crawling under houses, and that actually seems to help.
Practice gentle stretching and lower back decompression.
Use a lumbar support (rolled up hand towel will do) when sitting.
Cold compress.
Be patient. Usually mine goes away in a few days, but this time it took nearly two weeks.
Ask your Dr. about a muscle relaxant. Flexeril has worked for me, but it is pretty strong stuff so I avoid it if I can. But it can help for really bad spasms.
Make sure your back is well aligned when in bed. Again a lumbar support can help here.
Posted by: Average Guy at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (PkHyZ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:33 PM (Ki5SV)
LMFAO. If that's not stolen, it is now.
Posted by: ... at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (uEbPt)
Ouch.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (fp3O
Isn't that the amount Mrs Bernie managed to disappear from the kollidge?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (BiNEL)
By the way, I'm the mother of a US Marine. So call me a "whiner" all you want.
And I know this language will cause you to go to your fainting couch, but Go F**k Yourself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Debate Throwdown #1 at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (Z658e)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (PkHyZ)
Posted by: ... at January 21, 2020 08:45 PM (uEbPt) "
Sometime last century ... 80's I think.
Remember "ketchup is a vegetable" ?
But I grew up in a shooting family, so awareness of agenda-based lying goes back way longer, 60's probably.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (+dsLj)
Hakeem Jefferies...wasn't he a WR for the Oilers?
No, no, no, he was one of the forwards for the Phoenix Suns. This was before what's-his-name got drafted by them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (+dsLj)
What if she killed her parents. Is that a deal breaker.?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (LMXg7)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (DY3v8)
Biden would leave as bloody pulp in Trump's cleats.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (oVJmc)
I had every confidence this is true, but have you seen Trump speak lately? Something isn't right - I'm hoping he has the flu.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: ... at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:50 PM (PkHyZ)
prosperity and blames racism.
Posted by: DEA Smitty at January 21, 2020 08:51 PM (Pgcou)
That seems to have been the way it worked in Haiti. Lots of money went into that place, and it doesn't seem to have improved anything.
Posted by: Ace's liver
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Look, that's all ancient history.
Posted by: Tony Rodham at January 21, 2020 08:51 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2020 08:51 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 08:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (PkHyZ)
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I think they'd like to be kissed off.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:51 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: JAS
*fist bump*
Might I add my inlaws?
Posted by: Monkfish at January 21, 2020 08:51 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 08:52 PM (u82oZ)
It's a birthday party, right? Just hand out party favors to all of the guests when they arrive - NERF water blasters!
Every time BIL says/does something they don't like, he gets a stream of nice, cold water right in the puss.
Or the groin. Dealer's choice.
(Brass knuckles and/or shivs will work nicely, too - I think bluebell can hook you up with some of the latter.....)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 21, 2020 08:52 PM (SRRAx)
They're all absurd - though not a bit more absurd than Obama - and does seem like all of them guarantee one sort of intra-party strife or another.
Doesn't really change my pessimistic assessment on the country overall, but this campaign may indeed be the most hellacious, hilarious curb-stomping in generations.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 08:52 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 21, 2020 08:52 PM (fYi9j)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:52 PM (RU4sa)
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Depends. Were they leftists? Yes?
I'll make it work.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 21, 2020 08:52 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Maybe they had it coming...
Posted by: Boswell at January 21, 2020 08:52 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 21, 2020 08:52 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (ZP/MT)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (PkHyZ)
Is that good or bad? You giving out kisses?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)
Remember "ketchup is a vegetable" ?
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"Use plastic, save a tree!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville
Hiring a hooker six times a year is way cheaper than marriage.
What? You thought it'd be more? Bwahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (Lsu/B)
Hard to rant on a stupid smartphone.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (51jME)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (uVmqw)
No. They are the fucking worst. Nobody wants to hear a woman drone on and on during a sportsball gamematch.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (ZP/MT)
My Authentic Death Dress
Posted by: badd bridal gowns by RINOs at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (Pgcou)
After the umlauts, the cedilla and all the other diacritics needed to render Frogspeak comme il faut.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 21, 2020 08:54 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 21, 2020 08:54 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: willow
Is that good or bad? You giving out kisses?
Posted by: Insomniac
Stands in line.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 08:54 PM (Lsu/B)
Kissed. On or off, you think we are picky?
And a special shout-out to ex-ex.
I've described to my wife what a good couple you two are.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 08:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (PkHyZ)
I think they'd like to be kissed off.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:51 PM (RU4sa)
Took me a second to figure that one out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 08:54 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:49 PM (PkHyZ)
How YOU doin?
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Clinton impeachment.
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 08:54 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (51jME)
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You certainly get an "A" for effort.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 21, 2020 08:54 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 21, 2020 08:55 PM (7s3Gx)
After the umlauts, the cedilla and all the other diacritics needed to render Frogspeak comme il faut.
Posted by: Basement Cat
Toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 08:55 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 08:55 PM (MTxDQ)
No. They are the fucking worst. Nobody wants to hear a woman drone on and on during a sportsball gamematch.
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (ZP/MT
I generally don't like any announcer that never played the game at a high level themselves.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 08:55 PM (2DOZq)
What? You thought it'd be more? Bwahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (Lsu/B)
Luxury!
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2020 08:55 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Ace's liver
There's a charity called "Food for the Poor" that does a lot of work in Haiti, with about 95% of contributions going to the people who need it. The fellow who runs the thing is independently wealthy, IIRC, and gives himself a token salary.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 08:56 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 08:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (51jME)
Nonetheless, you done good!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 08:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 08:56 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 08:56 PM (lnyJN)
That is a whole lotta dick to suck.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 21, 2020 08:56 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 08:48 PM (El6T/)
Yep. I really like cooked cauilflower, but it has it's limits. Gnocchi? No. Pizza crust? No.
(I do like cauliflower "mashed potatoes" with cheddar cheese and bacon.)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 21, 2020 08:56 PM (d6Ksn)
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Because they speak with no authority having never played and were obviously only hired to shake their tits on TV.
That's why in my view the best announcers are generally those who formerly played the sports themselves.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (+dsLj)
I think a lot of them are blinded by their own self interests, and anything that doesn't pertain is either dismissed or derided to reinforce whatever they believe to be true.
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Next Aneurism at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (l3+k2)
Tony Romo has been surprisingly good at it.
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (Z658e)
It's disturbing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (PkHyZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 08:52 PM (El6T/)
Yeah, but the difference is Obama has charisma. His policies were stupid, and he turned out to be just another race hustler, but he seems, if you don't dig too deeply, like a competent, trustworthy person.
That's not true of any of the Democratic front runners. They're all terribly evasive and dodgy, and worse, from a political perspective, they seem kind of evasive and dodgy.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (wGeit)
Dream Weaver
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2020 08:53 PM (ZP/MT)
I believe he can get me through the night.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 08:58 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (Z658e)
ESPN is going to make him the highest paid broadcaster in sports.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Hold my Soy Milk.
Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at January 21, 2020 08:58 PM (ZP/MT)
I'm so old i'm the only person who would *uck me, lmao!
Posted by: four seasons at January 21, 2020 08:58 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2020 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
Nite
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 08:59 PM (PkHyZ)
Posted by: GWB at January 21, 2020 08:59 PM (n5+VT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 21, 2020 08:59 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 21, 2020 08:41 PM (sGotD)
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Call. I bet they will be open during that time.
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (RU4sa)
But if the electorate is too stupid, lazy, selfish, and unfit to be citizens to do something about the situation - and it is, still - then there we are.
Just 4 years and change to wait until the limited progress made in restoring order sanity and rule of law in immigration/borders can be s**t-canned by the next administration (and a "GOP" one would be only slightly less aggressive in doing so, barring major changes).
Meanwhile the costs in blood and lower wages and evisceration of rule of law and fairness will continue to mount (most of the US populace lives in "sanctuary" jurisdictions). A 2nd term technically makes improvement on that possible, but none of the fundamentals point to it actually happening.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (El6T/)
Hold my Soy Milk.
Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at January 21, 2020 08:58 PM (ZP/MT)
Hold my testosterone.
Posted by: Cory Booker at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: mrp at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2020 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)
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For the love of God, Montresor!
Posted by: Fortunato at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (jW9oF)
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He does? It never worked on me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 21, 2020 08:59 PM (jW9oF
Not really charisma. More like smarmy charm. The shit you have to wash off after you meet him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (lnyJN)
Poor Jane, You act like you are the only person to have children in the military. My son is a Marine also.
I'm so old i'm the only person who would *uck me, lmao!
Posted by: four seasons at January 21, 2020 08:58 PM (PisyI)
Go fuck yourself, troll.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (B+t5k)
Teets:
If you look closely, she's wearing little clear plastic bowls with straps as a bra/top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX86s8fHgkI
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (KkUff)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (PkHyZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 09:01 PM (HaL55)
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He does? It never worked on me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 21, 2020 08:59 PM (j
If Narcissism is charisma he had plenty of it.
He has charisma like Michelle had beauty. All created by the MSM.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq)
That's why in my view the best announcers are generally those who formerly played the sports themselves.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (+dsLj)
I like tits, tho not sure I need them in my sports broadcast. Former player Tony Siragusa was horrible.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (El6T/)
Don't lose faith just yet, brother. If Trump gets another term he'll leave having appointed over half the federal judiciary, and without any input from the Democrats.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:01 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 21, 2020 09:02 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: four seasons at January 21, 2020 08:58 PM (PisyI)
I respectfully suggest that you go experiment with that, and further that there is this one simple experience enhancing trick recommended by David Carradine that you should test out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 09:02 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Sponge
Too much tit?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:02 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (Tnijr)
Self-interest? It's self-interest to care about a good economy, good stock market, high employment.
The problem is "woke" middle class whites who would vote against their own self interest (consigning their own white kids to second class citizen status) because they're so blinded by the shit they hear from the MSM.
I know a doctor who is all for Bernie. It would be justice if he ends up with the same income as a Cuban doctor. "Hey, woke doc, how dare you make more than a street sweeper?"
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 21, 2020 09:02 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 21, 2020 08:56 PM (d6Ksn)
Try adding sour cream. Is excellent.
Posted by: tbodie at January 21, 2020 09:02 PM (/c+/z)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 21, 2020 09:03 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:02 PM (Lsu/B)
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Said no one, ever.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
When it's on a guy named Tony?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:04 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soyville at January 21, 2020 09:04 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:02 PM (Lsu/B)
Tits are tits. Manboobs are disgusting.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:04 PM (Lsu/B)
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You got me there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 21, 2020 09:04 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:04 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (PkHyZ)
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But I leave the details of execution to others.
*waves hand airily, sips Oloroso sherry*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2020 09:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Then, if you're lucky, grandchildren.
Your perspective, priorities, and purpose all change.
Yes, I've been drinking.
Posted by: Grand Rapids at January 21, 2020 09:05 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2020 09:05 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:05 PM (2DOZq)
Who?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 09:01 PM (HaL55)
A private eye character played by Frank Sinatra
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2020 09:05 PM (VAJkB)
The former tragically make up a working majority in the country, so there we are. But nothing gained by pretending otherwise.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 09:05 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:06 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: FretlessT at January 21, 2020 09:06 PM (uDTP4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:04 PM (lnyJN)
Water. Nostrils.
Some assembly required.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)
The answer to all this is children.
Then, if you're lucky, grandchildren.
Your perspective, priorities, and purpose all change.
Yes, I've been drinking.
Posted by: Grand Rapids at January 21, 2020 09:05 PM (Xo3T0)
We'll be meeting our son's girlfriend this Saturday at his birthday oyster roast.
*fingers crossed* she won't break his heart like the last one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cory Booker at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM
It's still in my purse, should you ever need it.
Posted by: Rosario D. at January 21, 2020 09:07 PM (DMUuz)
Who?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 09:01 PM (HaL55)
A private eye character played by Frank Sinatra
Posted by: TheQuietMan
In the Millennium Falcon.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:07 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2020 09:05 PM (VAJkB)
I thought it was a good rack of ribs.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:07 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 09:07 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 21, 2020 09:07 PM (zlgJP)
Yes from our viewpoint. But if your viewpoint is you want unfettered immigration because it will benefit you, or free / cheap healthcare because you have a "preexisting condition" , or just a free phone, all that other stuff doesn't matter. If you have bought the line that the Dems feed you that hits your sweet spot, then hey yeah that Trump is an asshole and gimmie gimmie gimmie.
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 09:07 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2020 09:05 PM (UUkQp)
It's going to take at least a generation before US race relations are as good as they were when Obama was elected. And that's assuming we start heading in that direction now.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:07 PM (wGeit)
Well, bless your heart.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 09:07 PM (Ki5SV)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 09:08 PM (RU4sa)
ADIPAWLOAO
(Avenatti Died In Prison And We're Laughing Our Asses Off)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (lnyJN)
He always disgusted me, right from the start. Whenever he started talking, I either muted the TV or changed the channel. Even in 2008 - I always have despised that ass clown.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 09:08 PM (V2Yro)
"Will Mr. Schiff give documents," Cipollone pressed.
Schiff stared down Cipollone and didn't flinch.
A psychopath ? He doesn't based in reality
Posted by: SMOD at January 21, 2020 09:08 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 09:08 PM (Z658e)
Who?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 09:01 PM (HaL55)
Tony Romo's, the place for ribs.
Swinging hot spot back in the 70's and 80's when men were men and women were not.
Outta Miami if I remember right....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2020 09:09 PM (Z+IKu)
All amendments were going on fishing expeditions for evidence not even subpoenaed by the House.
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (NgKpN)
Oh, like evidence is the point. Did you ever hear about a little thing called "pinning Bernie Sanders in Washington so Biden can get the nomination?" I didn't think so. We are dragging this MFer OUT as long as we can.
Posted by: Chuckie Schumer at January 21, 2020 09:09 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 09:09 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: FretlessT at January 21, 2020 09:06 PM (uDTP4)
I don't think Avenatti knows anything anyone would kill over. Or even use harsh language over.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:10 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:00 PM (lnyJN)
He always disgusted me, right from the start. Whenever he started talking, I either muted the TV or changed the channel. Even in 2008 - I always have despised that ass clown.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 09:08 PM (V2Yro)
Same here. I shit you not, I watched two of his speeches. His inaugural speech to know what we were up against and the Bin Ladin death announcement. Never listened to anything else he said. Con artist from day one.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:10 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2020 09:05 PM (UUkQp)
It's going to take at least a generation before US race relations are as good as they were when Obama was elected. And that's assuming we start heading in that direction now.
Posted by: Ace's liver
I'm 57. If I live to 80, it won't happen in my lifetime.
THAT'S how far back Obola turned it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:10 PM (Lsu/B)
I used to enjoy Lileks. I was a daily reader of the Bleat. But after Trump got the nomination, he became - well, not a rabid never-Trumper like his seafaring pals at NR, but his columns definitely had more than a whiff of "God, this Trump fellow is just not our kind, dear!". So I dropped him and haven't been back since.
Posted
Lileks is a middle way sort of fellow. Having spent much time in paper during his career.
I think he's an anachronism. Much like the nostalgia he loves so much, he's of a bygone era. Not really fitting in anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (hku12)
Oddly enough I don't fit in anymore either.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 21, 2020 09:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
Do you have a way to talk to D'oh Boy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:11 PM (ptqGC)
*collapses, sobs as swept up into Paul Ryan's manly arms*
Posted by: Petey Gigabutt at January 21, 2020 08:43 PM (ldmQR)
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Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero
Soy capitan, soy capitan soy capitan[/]
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Posted by: Raul Pyan at January 21, 2020 09:11 PM (gPk/0)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 09:07 PM (Tnijr)
Yeah, but I'm talking middle class white libs, not the Obama phone crowd. Their self-interest is no different than mine - and yet they vote against it because they think it makes them virtuous. Like I said, they are consigning their own children to 2nd class citizen status.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 21, 2020 09:11 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 09:11 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Bubba at January 21, 2020 09:11 PM (RU4sa)
Apparently folks are PAID a hundred bucks to stand outside courthouses and protest. Just heard a hundred and fifty for an anti PDT sign.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 09:12 PM (QB5c3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2020 09:09 PM (Ki5SV)
Same to you, darling. Love, hugs, and prayers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (oVJmc)
Meanwhile Trump doesn't care if he looks bad, just so he can get things done. And when he's angry, it's on behalf of America.
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
ADIPAWLOAO
(Avenatti Died In Prison And We're Laughing Our Asses Off)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)
ASHITFTITHTITBT
Avenatti Shot Himself In The Foot Then In The Head Then In The Back Twice
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (Z658e)
Also prayers that your BiL gets drunk in a hardcore biker bar very soon and says the wrong thing. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2020 09:05 PM (UUkQp)
It's going to take at least a generation before US race relations are as good as they were when Obama was elected. And that's assuming we start heading in that direction now.
Posted by: Ace's liver
I'm 57. If I live to 80, it won't happen in my lifetime.
THAT'S how far back Obola turned it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:10 PM (Lsu/B)
I hope that's not true, but I fear you may be right.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:10 PM
I have an iPod with a set of his speeches I'd be glad to grant to you. Never used.
Posted by: E. R. at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (DMUuz)
Clinton supposedly did, not that I ever saw it in him either.
SCOAMF had nothing. A cipher.
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:14 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 21, 2020 09:14 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (hku12)
You're right - I used to read the Bleat as well, and bought his book of awful food prep pictures from the 50's. (still funny!) But he can't address what's going on right now, he doesn't have it in him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 09:14 PM (V2Yro)
Do you have a way to talk to D'oh Boy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:11 PM (ptqGC)
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Click on my nic for email.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 09:14 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Clinton supposedly did, not that I ever saw it in him either.
SCOAMF had nothing. A cipher.
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (QLPEO)
I knew he would be the Democratic nominee in 2008 as soon as I saw his 2004 convention speech.
See the opponent you respect, not the enemy you despise.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:15 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:15 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 21, 2020 09:15 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 09:14 PM (RU4sa)
Not found. Did you get one of my husband's or my cards at the MoME?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 21, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:10 PM
I have an iPod with a set of his speeches I'd be glad to grant to you. Never used.
Posted by: E. R. at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (DMUuz)
Hahahaha. That right there is funny.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:16 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (oVJmc)
I don't think Avenatti knows anything anyone would kill over. Or even use harsh language over.
Look on the bright side, if his hyoid bone remains intact, he's got a long career as Bubba's bottom bitch.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (51jME)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Same way flesmih llik t'ndid nietspe yreffej.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (Lsu/B)
My life has been gloriously peaceful and happier for it.
Posted by: Two Weeks
I have as well. Won't even speak out my siblings to either of my parents. Mom asked me why I was punishing them, told her what they both did and that iwas why I wouldn't even allow either them, their spouse, or kids anywher near my family. She attempted to guilt me a but, until she realized I was packing my shit to depart. Asked why I was leaving and I told her she had essentially chosen to take the side of selfish progtarded fuckwits over the only kid she had that actually visited her and called her and was genuinely interested in how she was doing and wheteror not she needed anything.
My siblings are NOT welcome at my house or anywhere withing ten miles of my family. I've been in their face and made it aggressively clear to back the fuck off.
I'm happier now, mom pretends I don't have a brother and sister when I visit now. They cannot ruin my kid's life with their bullshit and what they do to their own kids is their own business unless I discover abuse.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 21, 2020 09:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Anus. Bald Head. Extreme flexibility.
Some assembly required. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (L2ZTs)
I can't explain that behaviour other than maybe the "virtue" they perceive is their most important self interest.
Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (Tnijr)
*fingers crossed* she won't break his heart like the last one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:06 PM
If she does, she won't be eligible for her matching TXMoMe-Approved brand.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austerly Austere at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (DMUuz)
That weird looking drunk asshole Murphy...there is basically one way in and out of that area, 47. Traffic will suck beyond sucking. I've been in that area many times, it is insanely congested when the Philly folks go down.
Although you can go down the GSP to get to Wildwood, coming from the west going east, it'll be an inconvenience. You could shoot all the way across from Phill on the AC Expressway to the GSP, a bit out of the way.
Just look at that Murphy dude, what a sleazebag.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (lg/F7)
There is one sane individual in the limelight of hyprocracy, and that is Alan Derchowitz. He, unlike all of the others in the national broil of the two events has been consistent in his analysis. Projecting a not guilty judgement on both events.
Posted by: Redenzo at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: E. R. at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (DMUuz)
Hahahaha. That right there is funny.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:16 PM (wGeit)
It is. Got the initials right and everything.
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Clinton supposedly did, not that I ever saw it in him either.
SCOAMF had nothing. A cipher.
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 09:13 PM (QLPEO)
Obama was our affirmative action President.
Checked the Black box.
Now Dems want us to check the Woman box.
Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2020 09:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Eromero
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:18 PM (Lsu/B)
A nice tranq or barb will do wonders for your peace and quiet and who knows when he'll come out of it.
Do it early each day and you won't hear a peep outta his ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2020 08:19 PM (Z+IKu)
I've got connections if you're interested.
Posted by: George Costanza at January 21, 2020 09:18 PM (DTX3h)
Apparently folks are PAID a hundred bucks to stand outside courthouses and protest. Just heard a hundred and fifty for an anti PDT sign.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 09:12 PM (QB5c3)
Doing jobs American's just won't do.
Posted by: George W. Bush at January 21, 2020 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Tony Romo has been surprisingly good at it.
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 08:57 PM (Z658e)
-----
I hate if he's moving to ESPN, but he's going to get viewers for those games more for him than the games. I think ESPN will win and he will make stupid money in the process.
I remember his first game he announced. 10 minutes in it was "WTF?" He sounded like he'd been doing it for 20 years. My dream would be NBC hires him and fires Cris Collinsworth. I refuse to watch Sunday Night Football because of Collinsworth. 10 minutes in and I want to break the TV.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 21, 2020 09:18 PM (VYwSh)
Next up is his trial for stealing all of the money he collected on Stormy Daniels behalf, i think that's in April. The BIG trial is in Los Angeles, in May - this is one is theft, tax fraud, conspiracy to defraud the IRS from employee's withholding taxes, and a host of other charges. The May trial, I think, should end up with at least a 20 to 30 year Federal Prison sentence. And Federal Sentences have NO parole.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 09:18 PM (V2Yro)
That's horrible.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:20 PM (wGeit)
My email is there, heh.
Starts with ElleJC.
Nope, didn't get a card.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (RU4sa)
Okay I'll try that. I fail at everything email.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2020 09:20 PM (l3+k2)
(Sorta copied from a line by Hunter Thompson.)
Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2020 09:21 PM (AMIL/)
You're definitely not consistent if you think Clinton committed a felony but didn't qualify for impeachment.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:22 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2020 09:22 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: Redenzo at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (E7vND)
Wow.
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:22 PM (dOV9E)
requests for tickets had been received. So if only 10% of those wanting
to go can get there, overflow crowd.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)
Jeebus.
Even if NJ decides to not do ANY roadwork around there, there is going to be a massive traffic jam and NJ will still get 110% of the blame.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2020 09:22 PM (6rS3m)
Apparently folks are PAID a hundred bucks to stand outside courthouses and protest. Just heard a hundred and fifty for an anti PDT sign.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 21, 2020 09:12 PM (QB5c3)
Doing jobs American's just won't do.
Posted by: George W. Bush at January 21, 2020 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)
I've heard this off and on for many years now. That there are a bunch of people who make a living going from one protest to another. They don't have any interest in politics; it's just a job.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:23 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2020 09:20 PM (l3+k2)
LOL.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 09:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 21, 2020 09:23 PM (usb65)
Bet they're kicking themselves about being willy nilly with the franchise right about now.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 21, 2020 09:23 PM (BU88g)
What in the wide wide world of sports is "the level of conviction"??
It's guilty/not guilty, in the Senate as in a regular courthouse.
Clinton clearly was guilty of perjury and obstruction of justice. Slam dunk case. Part of it on video-tape - THAT "slam dunk".
Dershowitz's pathetic and disgraceful - and illogical - dodge was not yours, but that it didn't "rise to high crimes". Ridiculous. A federal felony isn't a "high crime" as envisioned by the founders?
OK, Alan, tell us, what in the f**k would be a "high crime" for a president?
And there's not the slightest comparison. Trump did absolutely nothing wrong, unusual, or outside the normal and authorized duties of a president in the area in question.
Clinton committed felonies found in the USC.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 09:23 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 21, 2020 09:23 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2020 09:22 PM (sYDum)
Schumer wasting time by bringing up amendment after amendment regarding process. Apparently the Senate's speed in disposing of such things is not Flashlike.
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 21, 2020 09:24 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 09:24 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 21, 2020 09:23 PM (usb65)
That sport would be way better if large breasted women were given a handicap. It seems only fair.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:24 PM (wGeit)
(Avenatti Died In Prison And We're Laughing Our Asses Off)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)
ASHITFTITHTITBT
Avenatti Shot Himself In The Foot Then In The Head Then In The Back Twice
ASHITWEASEL
Avenatti Strangled Himself In The Weird Erotic (Auto) Sense. Everyone Laughed.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 09:24 PM (51jME)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 09:25 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 21, 2020 09:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:23 PM (wGeit)
Unions would grab guys from day labor pools or even bums from the street and pay them to hold picket signs outside businesses they had a beef with. It's been going on a long time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 21, 2020 09:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:15 PM (ptqGC)
Jane you probably got a Pixy error when you clicked, but look at the bottom of the error page and you should see the email address there embedded in an error message.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 09:26 PM (BiNEL)
He tried to destroy Kavanaugh's life, and he's a pathological liar, abuser of women, and a thief.
I hope he spends the rest of his life in prison.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 09:26 PM (fAHXr)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:24 PM (wGeit)
Look up Julia Gorges.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 09:27 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 21, 2020 09:27 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 09:27 PM (51jME)
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 21, 2020 09:23 PM (usb65)
You're killing me, Smalls
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 09:27 PM (Z658e)
I wanted Clinton impeached for selling American technology to Maoist China, not for curling his fingers around Monica's ears.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 21, 2020 09:28 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 09:28 PM (51jME)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 21, 2020 09:28 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2020 09:28 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 21, 2020 09:25 PM (NWiLs)
Didn't the SEIU bus goons up from Chicago to protest something Walker was doing in Wisconsin a few years ago?
They're bold about it. Because they get away with it.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 09:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 09:28 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 09:24 PM (51jME)
** standing, Orson Wells, slow-mo clap **
Posted by: Adriane the Canadian Music Critic ... at January 21, 2020 09:29 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
These people have a gigantic ego, and that grotesque thing that occupies the place where their conscience should be absolutely has to be fed. Even with bullshit "virtue."
Or maybe, especially with bullshit "virtue."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 09:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Tami at January 21, 2020 09:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2020 09:28 PM (l3+k2)
She turned into a fine looking older woman. She was cute but kind of butchy in her playing days.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:30 PM (2DOZq)
He tried to destroy Kavanaugh's life, and he's a pathological liar, abuser of women, and a thief.
I hope he spends the rest of his life in prison.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 09:26 PM (fAHXr)
I rather he wake up next to Hoffa.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 09:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:30 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 09:31 PM (QLPEO)
That would be fun to watch
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:30 PM (lnyJN)
+1000
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 09:27 PM (Z658e)
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Close - Squints. She looked like Squints without glasses. Kinda unfortunate.
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 21, 2020 09:31 PM (usb65)
The entire concept of recusal was designed for THIS EXACT CIRCUMSTANCE. When it is a blatant conflict of interest.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2020 09:32 PM (KZzsI)
I wanted Clinton impeached for selling American technology to Maoist China, not for curling his fingers around Monica's ears.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Clinton committed 11 distinct federal felonies and was caught.
Also, what BTH just said.
He was a traitor.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 09:32 PM (fAHXr)
Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2020 09:28 PM (l3+k2)
She turned into a fine looking older woman. She was cute but kind of butchy in her playing days.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:30 PM (2DOZq)
One of my friends had a thing for Stefi Graf.
Dude, she's Bjorn Borg with tits...
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 09:32 PM (Z658e)
- Senate votes against Schumer proposal for all Dems in Senate to be allowed to go "nyah nyah nyah, Orange Man got impeached" all through the trial
- Senate votes against Schumer proposal to name Nancy Pelosi All-Time Queen Of America
- Senate votes FOR resolution to fill Schumer's mouth with shit-engorged cotton, tie his mouth shut with 30 pounds of cat piss-soaked duct tape and make him stand in the corner non-stop until the year 2100
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2020 09:34 PM (wiXsO)
Oh yeah, they are blatant about it. They advertise in public forums for stunt protesters. Its not even in doubt. But as long as it keeps working and nobody who matters calls them on it...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: davidt
Wow. She looks great.
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 09:31 PM (QLPEO)
Dated Ricki Martin, so... broken gaydar.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:34 PM (wGeit)
Among the instructions were, "No gifts. Your presence is all that's desired."
And that's the truth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2020 09:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2020 09:32 PM (KZzsI)
But obviously the Founders did NOT intend for it to apply to honest straight shooting men and women of integrity that were also Democrat Sociaist candidates!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 09:35 PM (BiNEL)
Dude, she's Bjorn Borg with tits...
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 09:32 PM (Z658e)
She was definitely a butter face. Best legs in tennis .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 08:23 PM (wGeit)
Yes, and the dirty hair and unkempt braid. So duplicitous.
Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2020 09:35 PM (65i3Q)
===
Derschowitz is on Hannity right now. A little bit ago he said Nancy Pelosi keeps saying that "Trump will forever be impeached." That's flat out wrong. That's like saying a person who is indicted but found not guilty or the case is dismissed is forever indicted. No...that's not how it works.
Posted by: Tami at January 21, 2020 09:35 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2020 09:35 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 09:26 PM (fAHXr)
I rather he wake up next to Hoffa.
Posted by: Sponge
Nah, too quick and easy for him.
Spending another 40 years whining and getting the shit beat out of him by the other inmates and filing endless Writs of Habeas Corpus and appeals is a particularly just fate for him.
It's either that, or he'll to Richard Speck, turn himself into a Queen who blows everyone for smuggled in drugs, and spends 40 years doing that.
And then he finally hangs himself when the NYT does a pictorial on him and he forgets he turned himself into a freak with estrogen like Speck did.
Either way, it's win/win.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 09:35 PM (fAHXr)
Yeah exactly. The problem with the Clinton impeachment wasn't that he was not guilty. It was that he was guilty of so much worse and skated on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2020 09:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:36 PM (TdMsT)
That would be fun to watch
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:30 PM (lnyJN)
+1000
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Kate Upton playing Ben Shapiro's sister.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:36 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 09:35 PM (fAHXr)
I was going more for a "buried alive" vibe, but, whatever works.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 09:36 PM (Zz0t1)
protest to another. They don't have any interest in politics; it's just
a job.
"Crisis actors."
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 21, 2020 09:36 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 09:36 PM (QLPEO)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxMCZUrSvV4
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 09:32 PM (fAHXr)
Well, to be fair, he was a Democrat, so it is not like we didn't get a warning!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 09:37 PM (BiNEL)
Any woman with bad judgment is the kind of girl who'd date me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 09:37 PM (MTxDQ)
Well I'll be damned...ya don't say.
Posted by: Tami at January 21, 2020 09:37 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2020 09:37 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 09:38 PM (HaL55)
Well I'll be damned...ya don't say.
Posted by: Tami
Get th fk out of town.
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
We are now in a "fake" quorum call on the flr. First time we've seen a timeout like that as McConnell/Schumer try to get a deal on how to proceed. Chief Justice Roberts now milling about the dais
Posted by: Tami at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (cF8AT)
Well I'll be damned...ya don't say.
Posted by: Tami
Get th fk out of town.
Posted by: eleven
Shut the front door!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (Lsu/B)
But he's such a straight shooter.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 09:37 PM (MTxDQ)
Hah. Dad told me he was downright depressed when I turned 50.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 09:26 PM (fAHXr)
There are very good odds that he will. I'd like to see him become another Birdman of Alcatraz.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (V2Yro)
Well I'll be damned...ya don't say.
Posted by: Tami
Get th fk out of town.
Posted by: eleven
Shut the front door!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (Lsu/B)
Inconceivable !
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Z658e)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (a4EWo)
We are now in a "fake" quorum call on the flr. First time we've seen a timeout like that as McConnell/Schumer try to get a deal on how to proceed. Chief Justice Roberts now milling about the dais
Posted by: Tami
Mitch is gonna fuck this up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
She's got massive boobs, but I just can't get past the fact she looks like Benny boy with tatas.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Zz0t1)
651 Politico: Schiff may have mischaracterized Parnas Evidence, documents show.
Well I'll be damned...ya don't say.
Posted by: Tami at January 21, 2020 09:37 PM (cF8AT)
************
Just saw that on Hannity.
If they decide on witnesses, Schiff needs to be called and grilled.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2020 09:41 PM (wiXsO)
Well I'll be damned...ya don't say.
Posted by: Tami
Get th fk out of town.
Posted by: eleven
Shut the front door!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (Lsu/B)
Inconceivable !
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Z658e)
Unpossible!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:41 PM (TdMsT)
Bill talked like he remembered Nick, told him how much he liked his work and mentioned a co-star. Searcy was charmed and started thinking maybe Ken Starr was wrong.As the evening passed, he came to his senses.
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 21, 2020 09:41 PM (JKNZq)
80
Is anybody even following the Senate trial?
I tried watching it for about 5 minutes, but turned it off after the Dem congresswoman started talking about "docamens".
Seriously, it's like showing reruns of a show that tanked in 4 episodes.
Posted by: pep at January 21, 2020 07:57 PM (T6t7i)
This is the "Supertrain" of impeachment shows.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 21, 2020 09:41 PM (mSgQG)
Well I'll be damned...ya don't say.
Posted by: Tami
Get th fk out of town.
Posted by: eleven
Shut the front door!
Well fill my head with cannonballs and powder my behind.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 09:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 09:42 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:42 PM (2DOZq)
Well I'll be damned...ya don't say.
Posted by: Tami
Get th fk out of town.
Posted by: eleven
Shut the front door!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (Lsu/B)
Inconceivable !
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Z658e)
Unpossible!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:41 PM (TdMsT)
Gambling? In this establishment?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:42 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2020 09:41 PM (wiXsO)
Don't forget to marinate him in lemon and garlic pepper first.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Lsu/B)
Was there ever any serious doubt in your mind about that?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 09:42 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:42 PM (ptqGC)
Remember when Gary Bussey dressed like a girl in Under Seige? Yeah that's the vibe I get. Ben Shapiro with castabas under his shirt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2020 09:42 PM (KZzsI)
Captain Trips! Masks and goggles! Masks and goggles! Gotta get me a sign and cowbell! The end is here!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 21, 2020 09:42 PM (EnQC8)
Well I'll be damned...ya don't say.
Posted by: Tami
Get th fk out of town.
Posted by: eleven
Shut the front door!
Well fill my head with cannonballs and powder my behind.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 09:41 PM (HaL55)
Sounds a bit gay.
Posted by: Someguy at January 21, 2020 09:42 PM (Zm+LZ)
Dunno is "Axios" is to be believed, but they "report" that .... yep, your House GOP is "planning a new push on climate change" - to "reassure voters" they "care" about the problem.
Not making this up.
And adding credibility to this reporting, Cong. Crenshaw (eye-patch macho special operator from TEXAS!) just tweeted that Americans need to know there is a "third way" between Green New Deal idiocy and "inaction".
FFS.
Turns out that cowardice and inept strategery and explaining you're trashing the Paris Accord only because it's not a "good deal" for the US, instead of its being scientifically baseless (that's putting it mildly) was NOT real smart, as some said at the time.
What America needs is "third ways" between idiotic ruinous nonsense and reality-based common sense. I believe this is what Trump's election showed. Crenshaw's on it!
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 09:43 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2020 09:43 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 21, 2020 09:43 PM (Uu+Jp)
Well I'll be damned...ya don't say.
Posted by: Tami
Get th fk out of town.
Posted by: eleven
Shut the front door!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (Lsu/B)
Inconceivable !
Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Z658e)
Unpossible!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:41 PM (TdMsT)
Gambling? In this establishment?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:42 PM (lnyJN)
Congressman Schiff, here are your winnings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 09:43 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 09:43 PM (u82oZ)
That would be fun to watch
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:30 PM (lnyJN)
+1000
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Fun for us, maybe. But she'd almost certainly be blinded by her own nipples.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2020 09:44 PM (fAHXr)
Bill Clinton had a Charisma of 24. Even when you knew better you found yourself liking him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 21, 2020 09:44 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
She's got massive boobs, but I just can't get past the fact she looks like Benny boy with tatas.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Can't disagree more. I think even aside from the obvious charms she's quite pretty.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:44 PM (wGeit)
Have you tried the......
Honey Mr. D'oh.......I am glad that Mr. and Mrs. Jackass are going to celebrate D`oh boy's birthday with us. But with everything going on, all we need to do and everyone that will be here. Wouldn't it be better if we had them stay at the Holiday Inn Express near us?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 21, 2020 09:44 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:44 PM (dUJdY)
"Crisis actors."
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 21, 2020 09:36 PM (gauLa)
That protest mob out on the pipeline in South Dakota when Trump was elected was all hired out of the west coast - had a friend with a low life relative who got in on it. They did it for just $20 a day, plus transportation and food. (mostly drug addicts off the street) Odds are that Tom Steyer was paying for that one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 09:44 PM (V2Yro)
'night all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2020 09:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Otto Zilch at January 21, 2020 09:45 PM (U2esv)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 21, 2020 09:45 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)
You must be pretty desperate to camp in the Dakota wilderness for weeks on that crappy a paycheck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2020 09:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 09:45 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Otto Zilch at January 21, 2020 09:45 PM (U2esv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 09:45 PM (HaL55)
Dole used to crack people up, he'd do the t-shaped hand signal for "time-out" when he wanted to check with the other leader if a quorum call was OK.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 09:46 PM (El6T/)
Grilled, like that smelly hippie at the end of Once Upon A Time In Hollywood?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 09:46 PM (51jME)
A third way is nuclear power, room temperature superconductivity, better electrical motor efficiencies, and better catalysts. And no more electric cars until we get a stable and abundant electrical grid from nuclear power.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 09:46 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:44 PM (dUJdY)
{{hugs}}
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:46 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:44 PM (dUJdY)
Miss you too, Jewells!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:46 PM (TdMsT)
Just look at that Murphy dude, what a sleazebag.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 21, 2020 09:17 PM (lg/F7)
~~~~~
I'll be coming from the north via the GSP, but it's going to be a real headache for anyone coming from the west. What a lowlife Murphy is.
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 21, 2020 09:46 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)
I will. He thought you were the coolest, most attractive.....well, let me stop.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 21, 2020 09:46 PM (2DOZq)
Ben is pretty too in that cabin boy/the guy who gets traded around for cigarettes on Cell Block C way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2020 09:46 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:22 PM (lnyJN)
I have to a disagree. It is my firm belief that Schiff is a strangulated testicle that suffered a bizarre laboratory accident, possibly involving lightning, that became sentient and learned to talk.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 21, 2020 09:46 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 09:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2020 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
She's got massive boobs, but I just can't get past the fact she looks like Benny boy with tatas.
Posted by: Sponge at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Zz0t1)
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You had me at "massive boobs."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2020 09:47 PM (XVuno)
WDS, "thoughtful graciousness", well done!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 09:47 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)
I will. He thought you were the coolest, most attractive.....well, let me stop.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:46 PM (ptqGC)
Aunt Ladyl needs to buy that adorable boy a pair of
spectacles!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 21, 2020 09:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 21, 2020 09:48 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Lsu/B)
No chance. Yertle has a tenth dan black belt in political jiu-jitsu. He can't give the world's most rousing speech, but if you need something done (or not done), he can make it happen.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:48 PM (wGeit)
You must be pretty desperate to camp in the Dakota wilderness for weeks on that crappy a paycheck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2020 09:45 PM (KZzsI)
I always figured somebody must have been shipping in all the weed they could smoke as part of the deal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 09:48 PM (V2Yro)
I'm sure the local meth dealer appreciated their efforts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 21, 2020 09:48 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 09:49 PM (51jME)
Posted by: Tami at January 21, 2020 09:49 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 21, 2020 09:49 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:49 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Lsu/B)
No chance. Yertle has a tenth dan black belt in political jiu-jitsu. He can't give the world's most rousing speech, but if you need something done (or not done), he can make it happen.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:48 PM (wGeit)
Agreed - look at what just happened, one day down and it was a complete fiasco for the dems. They got nowhere, they just flapped their gums aimlessly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 09:49 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:48 PM (wGeit)
He's made a couple of good speeches lately. I think he has to be pissed off about something for it to be great.
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:49 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 09:50 PM (u82oZ)
I think I'll just say {{{Ladyl}}}, how are you tonight?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 09:50 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 09:50 PM (51jME)
Posted by: Tami at January 21, 2020 09:49 PM (cF8AT)
I think he's 0 and 3 on his first three amendments, why won't he be 0 & 4?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 09:50 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:50 PM (dOV9E)
Good for you for taking a stand; too many people get guilted by their moms to shut up and be 'nice." It just enables and affirms the abuser's bad behavior, and re-victimizes the victim.
Posted by: vivi at January 21, 2020 09:51 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:48 PM (wGeit)
He's made a couple of good speeches lately. I think he has to be pissed off about something for it to be great.
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:49 PM (dOV9E)
Well, okay... how can you tell?
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:51 PM (wGeit)
Doing good. Waiting for the snow to fall, again. I still think we will have school tomorrow, so I need to get some sleep.
April is when the job is over?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 09:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 21, 2020 09:50 PM (51jME)
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I long for the days of John Wayne Gacy Democrats.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2020 09:51 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:52 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 21, 2020 09:51 PM (wGeit)
I'd have to think about it more. Off the cuff, he deploys the bass tones when he's angry.
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:52 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 09:52 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 09:52 PM (lnyJN)
Maybe boring any potential TV audience to tears, so no one watches Trump's defense?
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:53 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 09:53 PM (MTxDQ)
My family used to joke about Jimmy Hoffa being buried under one of the rest stops on the Garbage State Parkway.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 21, 2020 09:53 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 21, 2020 09:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
Take that bullshit somewhere else slappy. Save it so you can abuse your immediate family.
Posted by: Fritz at January 21, 2020 09:54 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
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*gulp*
I guess it would be nice to know, if a little creepy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2020 09:54 PM (XVuno)
He needs to get cracking if he's going to help the country by eating a few Democrats. He can start with Shit-for-Brains.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 09:54 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 09:53 PM (MTxDQ)
Jewels is 29. All Moronettes are 29.
Posted by: Splunge at January 21, 2020 09:54 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Jewells45
Woot, na na na, woot, na na na.
Good on you!
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 09:54 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
{{{Jewells}}}
It's so close!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
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*gulp*
I guess it would be nice to know, if a little creepy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2020 09:54 PM (XVuno)
Epstein Didn't Know.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2020 09:55 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 09:55 PM (RU4sa)
May we dream of an unbound Trump, and the defeat of Democrats.
However, out in public, head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 09:55 PM (u82oZ)
If all those nice things make sense - in economic and technical terms, NOT distorted or artificially altered - then they'll happen. Otherwise, not.
Stipulating the "greatest scandal in scientific history", that is also among the most audacious attempts at *total control of all human activity*, to include the 20th century totalitarian frenzies, in history, is unbelievable.
What is needed is a long over-due rejection and destruction of fake science as a weapon of authoritarianism, not idiotic mealy-mouthed "third way" crap, which is garbage for dumbed-down NPR suburbanites.
Will the House GOP also be pioneering "third ways" on mass illegal migration, govt. control of heath care financing, and Iranian nukes?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2020 09:56 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:56 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:56 PM (dUJdY)
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Hooah.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 09:56 PM (RU4sa)
I think I'll just say {{{Ladyl}}}, how are you tonight?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 21, 2020 09:50 PM (BiNEL)
{{{ Hrothgar!}}}
Today was a good day.
How are you?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:57 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:56 PM (dUJdY)
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True. But some days you're in the sewer, while other days you feel like an upper decker. You have to take it where you can get it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2020 09:58 PM (XVuno)
719 Ladyl.....hubba hubba.....lol
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 21, 2020 09:48 PM (/UQ/R)
{{{WDS!}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 21, 2020 09:58 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2020 09:58 PM (KP5rU)
761 Ladyl.. just can't wait for the next meetup!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 09:57 PM (dUJdY)
I can't wait, too! October is too far away!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2020 09:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 21, 2020 09:59 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 09:59 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2020 10:00 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2020 10:00 PM (MTxDQ)
As I understand it, the Dems get x amount of time to make their case, the defense gets x amount of equal time, and then its a vote. At least that was the Clinton model
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 21, 2020 10:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2020 10:00 PM (KP5rU)
money grab for that fucking, commie, geezer. fuck bernie.
So $85M times a few wasn't enough? Oh yeah, I forgot he's a Commie. Nothing is ever enough for those cretins.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 21, 2020 10:00 PM (HaL55)
^This^
Talk about chaos.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 21, 2020 09:59 PM (xkSJa)
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Yep.
Is popcorn poisoning a thing?
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2020 10:01 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2020 10:01 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2020 10:01 PM (dUJdY)
I misunderstood. I agree with you on the policy decisions.
I was offering technical directions to go in. We have people who will crash an entire civilization for their penance of being in a Golden Age.
Because The Collapse of Complex Societies says the mechanism of failure only needs to be The Law of Diminishing Returns. And that is The Left in a nutshell. 148 years of failure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2020 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
Their strategy is to monopolize all of the first few days with their bullshit so that the Presidents team either opens on the weekend or next week.
Bold strategy, hopefully Cocaine Mitch put a stop to this bullshit.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 21, 2020 10:03 PM (BU88g)
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 21, 2020 10:04 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 21, 2020 10:05 PM (gPk/0)
Posted by: freaked
Something something hamsters spinning wheels something something.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 21, 2020 10:06 PM (COzlW)
Prayers with you.
Posted by: Wenda at January 21, 2020 10:30 PM (oS/8T)
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