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Babylon Bee: Media Offers Thoughts and Prayers That Someone Will Start Some Violence at the Virginia Gun Rights Rally
It's... not quite real, but also not quite a parody, either.
U.S.--Somber members of the press offered their thoughts and prayers that someone would start some violence at the gun rights rally in Virginia today. Reporters expressed their grief and condolences as the violence they hyped has so far failed to materialize. "Nobody has so much as fired a shot. This is an unbelievable tragedy," said one teary-eyed MSNBC reporter, clearly caught up in the anguish of the moment. ... One CNN reporter has offered up to $1,000 for anyone who will start some violence to help out the narrative.In fact, people did notice CNN sounding downright dejected in reporting that there was none of the violence they
CNN sounds disappointed pic.twitter.com/OWpsCCYR0q
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) January 20, 2020
The agitator denied that he was trying to stir anything up but another protester replied, "We know what you are. You're an infiltrator. Get the **** out."There's little doubt that that's exactly what he is. The left can't successfully imitate people on the right because they literally know no one on the right. All of their attempts to imitate just turn out to be the most absurd stereotypes they glean from CNN.
WATCH: #VirginiaRally agitator recommended "hopping the fence and killing people,"
— Memelord (@dailydigger19) January 20, 2020
crowd TURNS on him.
"This is exactly what the left wants!" pic.twitter.com/utpuZutROG
One issue both the left and right can come together on at the Richmond gun rally pic.twitter.com/jeHS8akWSp
— ELIJAH (@ElijahSchaffer) January 20, 2020
An African-American man waving a Trump flag jokingly tells the crowd: I am Gov. Ralph Northam and I am in blackface today.#VirginaRally pic.twitter.com/z32mnR5Tzp
— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) January 20, 2020
Tonights coverage of the #VirginiaRally on @abc pic.twitter.com/7CDAu0h3l4
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) January 20, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2020 05:06 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2020 05:07 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2020 05:07 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 20, 2020 05:08 PM (+aTLx)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (jg1QG)
Remember at the Tea Party rallies, leftist douche nozzles would walk around with racist signs trying to stir shit up.???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (a0IVu)
https://tinyurl.com/ukns7yyo
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2020 05:08 PM
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 20, 2020 05:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Today was a lesson on respecting strength and punting out infiltrators.
Posted by: trev006 at January 20, 2020 05:11 PM (uvUbh)
Oh.
I thought that CNN chryon said "Pro-Gun Rally Ends Peacefully Despite PROMISES of Extremist Violence"
Because that is what they were really wanting.
True effing a**holes, they should be gutted like fish.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 20, 2020 05:12 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 20, 2020 05:12 PM (sMcZt)
They came, they protested peacefully and they knew exactly who the false flag infiltrator fucks were. Good on them.
No howsa about yall living in the 2A sanctuary counties go talk to West Virginia and join that state?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:12 PM (+dsLj)
Because that is what they were really wanting.
True effing a**holes, they should be gutted like fish.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
#TwoWeeks?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 05:13 PM (5RARy)
Like that laughable "Unite the Right" Tiki Torch Parade with identical khakis and white shirts in Charlottesville a couple years back?
Posted by: Epstein, who didn't hang himself at January 20, 2020 05:13 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 05:13 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:13 PM (NWiLs)
With an EMP device to wipe out their electronics, esp. the transmitters and recorders.
Good times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (u82oZ)
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Weird how the violent folks don't show up at an event filled with armed citizenry. It's almost like the presence of the guns were a deterrent of sorts.
Nah, that's just some fucking crazy talk.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (O98j8)
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Sigh. Doesn't everyone know that if you want violence you need to send in professional state police or FBI agents provocateur?
Posted by: Undocumented at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (KZzsI)
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How come it's the climate change deniers that are the ones cleaning up after themselves? Gosh dang these monsters.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (+dsLj)
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They have no idea who we are and would wish us dead except they want our money.
By the way, didja see Donkey Chompers' comments?
.@AOC contrasts today's gun rights march in Richmond with protests against Eric GGarne's killing: "Why were there almost no police officers" despite protesters "flying confederate flags and [carrying] semiautamtic weapons"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Hi nurse!
My New Year's resolution list includes getting out on Saturday morning to the range with you expert shooters.
I am rusty. Please don't laugh too hard when I shoot. Snickering is ok, as long as you don't point.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (O98j
Just like every Trump rally.
Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: DanMan at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (XTiHL)
Nah, that's just some fucking crazy talk.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (+dsLj)
"The police don't protect us from you. They protect you from us."
- Merry-ll Lynch Community Justice Services
Posted by: trev006 at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (uvUbh)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 05:13 PM (KNsKs)
Word is the streets were cleaner after they left, than before they came.
Just like the TEA party protests used to be.
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bill R. at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (wzzJf)
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We're a little busy right now.
Posted by: Deep Staters faking impeachment evidence for Schiff at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (+dsLj)
Fooled the media, they're CERTAIN it was a huge meeting of right wing extremist white nationalists led and organized by a big time Obama supporter and campaign worker... wait...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)
She said this? Really? Not a spoof?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (O98j8)
No matter how big or small the rally those same 3 or 4 folks showed up. Made me wonder if all they did was pick pocket crowds for a living.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (B06Zw)
Posted by: Bill R. at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (wzzJf)
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Exercising his white privilege. He actually said so! LOL
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (/669Q)
hahaha...I like that. I must remember to use that line.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (a0IVu)
This honest reporting crap has to stop, NOW!
Posted by: The Guv at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (8AONa)
The Left prevents a mass murder shooting by not showing up and giving the Far Right the opportunity.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Downcast at January 20, 2020 05:18 PM (fmsH/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Maybe because there was nothing illegal.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 05:18 PM (5RARy)
What could have turned into a colossal ratfuck was instead as powerful a statement as one could have hoped for.
Because we are not the hateful stereotypes our enemies project on us !
Moar.
Of.
This !
#NotTiredOfWinningYet!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 20, 2020 05:18 PM (zlgJP)
Fooled the media, they're CERTAIN it was a huge meeting of right wing extremist white nationalists led and organized by a big time Obama supporter and campaign worker... wait...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (KZzsI)
The fact that they never bring up the name of the group or the parade tells me they know it was a fake---but they won't tell anyone.
But it was the macguffin to get Trump to comment--which they then distorted--so it's all good.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:18 PM (CqE5x)
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Speaking of which, there are reportedly 100,000 ticket requests for Trump's upcoming rally in NJ.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 20, 2020 05:19 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Because, you know, they do that all the time, and cannot imagine someone else not doing it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (KZzsI)
I'm gonna guess he wasn't the only one ...
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Bill R. at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (wzzJf)
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Exercising his white privilege. He actually said so! LOL
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (/669Q)
Clearly he was the servant of the White guy standing behind him, FORCING him to carry that flag.
It IS the South you know!
Posted by: Lefty Leftowitz at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (O98j8)
Oh wait, no it doesn't, because NO ONE GOT SHOT.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not armed but still dangerous at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (XKZwp)
So adjust your budgets accordingly, and order those 1,000 round cases SOON!
You know where all the biggest selections and best prices are already. Ammo prices in WA will be soaring in a few months.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (sy5kK)
No matter how big or small the rally those same 3 or 4 folks showed
up. Made me wonder if all they did was pick pocket crowds for a living.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (B06Zw)
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They used to set up tables near entrances to public buildings such as court houses. For years they tended to be fairly highly educated people such as accountants and engineers. It appears that beginning 6 or 7 years ago they started recruiting whoever they can still find to man the tables and the appearances are much less frequent.
Posted by: Undocumented at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (5NMZN)
Swings "both ways", as it were.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (2aX9r)
Posted by: John Kerry at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (aKsyK)
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Speaking of which, there are reportedly 100,000 ticket requests for Trump's upcoming rally in NJ.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 20, 2020 05:19 PM (sWM8x)
The NJ media can't believe it. It's as if they think that just because NJ is "Blue", there are NO Trump supporters in the state.....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (CqE5x)
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He hired homeless and mentally unstable people to do the dirty work for him. Rewatch some of his Okeefe interviews. Dude is pure evil.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (7Fj9P)
They were all guilty of Felony Free Expression and Existing Without Permission of the Radical Left!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (N0If5)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (/669Q)
hahaha...I like that. I must remember to use that line.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (a0IVu)
I actually used 'Let me Mansplain this to you' on my Girlfriends daughter.
Her husband cracked up. I got elbowed by the girlfriend.
Posted by: Lefty Leftowitz at January 20, 2020 05:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (O98j
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LOL, so were the Brit papers, lots of pictures of the heavily armed
Kinda wonder how many were shocked vs. how mmany were jealous ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 20, 2020 05:23 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Undocumented at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (5NMZN)
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I guess once Lyndon died it just wasn't the same.
I still remember those election radio commercials that he would do when he was running for president. He phoned them in. I mean literally phoned them in.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (/669Q)
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Racist White Man wearing Blackface Carries Racist Trump Nazi Flag at Rally Supporting Violence Against Brown People and Women
Posted by: THIS. IS. CNN. at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstien (who didn't kill himself) at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (dYinJ)
Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 05:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: John Kerry
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How 'bout a beer...I'm gonna get me a beer.
Posted by: Lizzy Warren at January 20, 2020 05:25 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: John Kerry
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How 'bout a beer...I'm gonna get me a beer.
Posted by: Lizzy Warren
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Ah ain't no ways tarred....
Posted by: Hillary at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Shit Happens at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (xP+Ib)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstien (who didn't kill himself) at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (dYinJ)
Considering, they could use it for pretty much anything- except night in the bad part of Chicago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (9V81o) "
Yeah, definite kudos for him. Outstanding.
Brit tabloids were particularly offended by the Barrett.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 20, 2020 05:18 PM (zlgJP)
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Yep!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: John Kerry
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How 'bout a beer...I'm gonna get me a beer.
Posted by: Lizzy Warren at January 20, 2020 05:25 PM (LxqES)
Hey Buddy, watch out before I beat ya like a drum!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Bill Steyer at January 20, 2020 05:27 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 20, 2020 05:27 PM (sWM8x)
OT
qdp, I found 2 different VietNamese places I will sample their Bahn Mi sandwich.
One is a restaurant with VietNamese dishes, the other is a small, hole-in-the-wall place that just does sandwiches. Both are family owned and operated.
I am trying the hole-in-the-wall place first, a couple of guys at the local watering hole said their food is great.
And with both your public review, and rhomboid's check list of what makes a good Bahn Mi sandwich, I have my outline to proceed with some good eating!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (CqE5x)
So dumb of them. I recently got an invite to be part of a Conservative NJ group and they were having their organizational meeting in Central N.J.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (u82oZ)
It should be here next week.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (Mki/r)
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)
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Thank you, Sundown Joe, and I guess if anybody knows about having no ideas, it's you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (O98j
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Which road is that, kallisto?
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (/669Q)
Send it to Trump. I wouldn't be surprised if leftie Governor Murphy wasn't involved.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (O98j
Think they'll blow this story up like that Bridgegate nothingburger?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (a0IVu)
they know this is going down in flames
Trump should have ACQUITTED embroidered on the back of his jacket that he wears for the SOTU
Just so Nancy soccer balls can stare at it for an hour and a half
Posted by: REDACTED at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:31 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I had an idea once, but I've forgotten what it was...
Posted by: Joey Biden at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (LxqES)
August: 41%
September: 42%
October: 42%
November: 43%
December: 44%
January: 45%
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (Mki/r)
You are a Great American sir.
I don't even like the AR platform. I've got a Mini-14. But damn, they keep making me give that Ruger 556 the side-eye just out of spite.
I'd rig it with a scout scope if I do it.
Posted by: Shit Happens at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (xP+Ib)
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Did antifa just run around and set fire to vicious white supremacist cars and other racist inanimate objects?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (2B9A/)
Time for Virginny to ban him.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (Z+IKu)
What has Northam done other than try to get himself out of political banishment? This guy is known for only one thing, surviving. He has done nothing for anyone but himself. What a joke that people burned their own credibility to save this guy's career.
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Aaron Copland at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Hi nurse!
My New Year's resolution list includes getting out on Saturday morning to the range with you expert shooters.
I am rusty. Please don't laugh too hard when I shoot. Snickering is ok, as long as you don't point.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Dude, I'm a rookie.
This saturday, newly minted Marine Ratched will be with us! if you can make it, that would be awesome!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Which road is that, kallisto?
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (/669Q)
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The main feeder route road.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (MVjcR)
I prefer to see this as a fellow American exercising his God given rights.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:33 PM (axyOa)
they know this is going down in flames
Trump should have ACQUITTED embroidered on the back of his jacket that he wears for the SOTU
Just so Nancy soccer balls can stare at it for an hour and a half
Posted by: REDACTED at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (rpxSz)
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I do hope he has a few zingers for Nancy during the SOTU. God knows she deserves them.
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2020 05:33 PM (G0vdT)
Not that gun owners do stupid shit, but very easy for someone to pose as one and completely change the narrative.
And every side has their idiots too.
Posted by: Blago at January 20, 2020 05:33 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (a0
Bingo.
Also, it tells other conservatives in blue states that , "hey get out and vote, you never know..."
Think about all the "red" voters in blue states who THINK their vote doesn't matter.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:33 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (MVjcR)
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Ah, that clears it up, Weasel! Thanks.
I'm wondering if she means Route 55 or the GSP.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (QLPEO)
This saturday, newly minted Marine Ratched will be with us! if you can make it, that would be awesome!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM
Hey, I've seen the Nurse shoot. She's no rookie.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (axyOa)
do real damage here, pipe bomb, pressure cooker, you know. Terrorists
funding terrorists to do terrorism.
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Did antifa just run around and set fire to vicious white supremacist cars and other racist inanimate objects?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (2B9A/)
still too early to get all the info about what happened. But this is a lesson to a lot of people in this country that you can't just scrounge up an Antifa. There is a reason Antifa shows up in certain states and cities. Those are the places they live.
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (CqE5x)
The Constitution guarantees a free press. It does not require that an admitted propaganda organ and outfit that provides daily aid and comfort to American enemies foreign and domestic be offered shelter inside the White House.
Just as Trump said Scankles should be in jail but never carried through, calling the MFM "the enemy of the people" and still hosting them in your house is the height of idiocy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: cfo mom at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (RfzVr)
think they've beaten us again. But they have no idea - we're just coming
back," Mr. Biden told the congregation.'
Can someone please translate this for me. I can't, even.
Posted by: Lead Programmer, Bing Translation Team at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (QYd4k)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (O98j
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Ah, that I do. Are they closing Rio Grande?
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (/669Q)
They must have been praying to Nergal, the Mesopotamian God of war, death and destruction.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: IC
Master Troll level: "Sapphire"
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (ATCV4)
Hi nurse! Congrats to jarhead ratched!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (Mki/r)
You are a Great American sir.
I don't even like the AR platform. I've got a Mini-14. But damn, they keep making me give that Ruger 556 the side-eye just out of spite.
I'd rig it with a scout scope if I do it.
Posted by: Shit Happens at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (xP+Ib),
I'm not partial to it either but with the Oregon legislative session starting February I want to have one as a F you. Been stock piling ammo and accessories.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (Mki/r)
Agree, but the people in VA know how serious this is. And concentrated on being serious.
Glad there was no "news".
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (u82oZ)
Time for Virginny to ban him.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (Z+IKu)
Can't flimflam the Coonman!
Posted by: Gov Northam at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (O98j
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Ah, that I do. Are they closing Rio Grande?
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (/669Q
There's a Wall there...
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (CqE5x)
Also, it tells other conservatives in blue states that , "hey get out and vote, you never know..."
Think about all the "red" voters in blue states who THINK their vote doesn't matter.
Posted by: JoeF.
__________
I absolutely think there are several blue states that would be purple and even red if people stopped just thinking they were automatic blue states.
I mean I had long since considered Minnesota to be the bluest of the blue, Trump came within like a point of winning it in 2016. I think McMuffin cost him the outright win.
Posted by: Blago at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (sjTfF)
His "reports" were totally discredited.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 20, 2020 05:34
You mean the guy who kept posting over and over that Markle is going to be the Dem VP, was wrong?
No way.
Posted by: Ha at January 20, 2020 05:37 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Gov Northam at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (2N7oZ)
Coonman
Come together with your Klan
Posted by: Zombie Chris Cornell at January 20, 2020 05:37 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM
***
OK.
Let me tell you what I've been doing while my brothers and sisters in Virginia have been assembled for our rights.
I have been installing Mrs D a brand new American Standard (because no other standard will do) Cadet 3.0 porcelain throne. It offers up 1.3 gallons of turd twirling flushing fury! This is the maximum bowl for the bowels!
Some leaks are permitted.
IFKWIMAITTYD!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 20, 2020 05:38 PM (/jcxk)
There was supposed to be fights and riots and shootings and people killed because, hey, all those icky white supremacists can't help it, being animals and all that.
How DARE THEY show up peacefully and petition for redress without shooting their bang bang sticks!
HOW DARE THEY!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:38 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 05:38 PM (nnI2U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:38 PM (2B9A/)
My New Year's resolution list includes getting out on Saturday morning to the range with you expert shooters.
I am rusty. Please don't laugh too hard when I shoot. Snickering is ok, as long as you don't point.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Dude, I'm a rookie.
This saturday, newly minted Marine Ratched will be with us! if you can make it, that would be awesome!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)
don't believe a single thing that damn nurse tells you.
Posted by: western washington woodpeckers at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (sy5kK)
***************
I want all the Iranians who refused to walk on our flag to come here and in exchange we expel all the democrats to live in Iran since they just love fellating that islamic regime day and night.
But you know I'm like, all racist and shit.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (O98j8)
happen on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard or we could expect that some
shit would be going down right now!
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (ATCV4)
You know - I work with some guys, black and white, that still live in the more lively parts of town. The thing is - they all know the assholes that need beating. The Police routinely show up to prevent that beating.
The best thing that could happen in that part of town is Police just take a couple weeks off.
Posted by: Shit Happens at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (xP+Ib)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)
Oh GreatLamashtu, why have thou forsaken us?
Posted by: MSNBC at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (KNsKs)
If every black woman packed heat like that in Chicago the murder rate would drop to zero overnight.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (+dsLj)
People from other nations were horrified by the sight of Americans fully armed and brandishing weapons openly. They seem completely scandalized that you can actually own such a thing and show it in public, like the guys were walking around with big Jim and the twins hanging out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 05:41 PM (KNsKs)
One of the lessons is that the Soros Menace is a lot weaker than it appears. He can throw money around and flip liberal seats to progressives, but his stone-cold ruthless operatives have yet to materialize.
Still, one must be vigilant.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:41 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (O98j
They're kissin' in Cleveland, Kansas City, too
They're wailin' in Wildwood, back at Waterloo
They're smoochin' all over, even in St. Loo
So uh-baby get ready, I'm a-kissin' you
Oh, baby 'cause summertime is kissin' time USA....
Posted by: Zombie Bobby Rydell at January 20, 2020 05:41 PM (Z+IKu)
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Pretty much the way I feel about work. I support it just so long as I don't have to do any myself.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Da woodpecker at January 20, 2020 05:41 PM (arJlL)
***********
A telltale sign of Trump's chances of winning reelection is when he is looking to expand the map rather than merely play defense.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM
I know right!!??
They got a high tech flapper for every crapper.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (axyOa)
When the answer was, "No, it's the middle of the winter you retards" there was probably a huffy, "I know my geography, you don't have to insult me!"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (vPKfA)
Their shock troops seem to be crazed homeless paid to show up and hold signs. Not particularly menacing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (jg1QG)
**smishes Alex**
I wish you, Eris and Bander were around. It's been a lousy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (2B9A/)
Dude, I'm a rookie.
This saturday, newly minted Marine Ratched will be with us! if you can make it, that would be awesome!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)
I'm assuming Same Time, Same Place.
correct?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (KZzsI)
You're joking, but I think that same principle is at work.
Posted by: Zombie Chris Cornell at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (CqE5x)
Come together with your Klan
Posted by: Zombie Chris Cornell at January 20, 2020 05:37 PM (CqE5x)
Well played.
This had actually just entered my head as well.
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM
---
Congrats to you!
What's his favorite flavor of crayon?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)
I wish you, Eris and Bander were around. It's been a lousy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Ki5SV)
What is a 'smish'? Given the components...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:44 PM (2B9A/)
The guy can write in coherent sentences but none of his ideas are.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 20, 2020 05:44 PM (RfzVr)
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The Mini-14 has a lot of appeal for me...the AR, not so much.
Posted by: Joey Biden at January 20, 2020 05:45 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Woody W. XLIII at January 20, 2020 05:46 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (KZzsI)
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Yes, and if local law enforcement/prosecutors weren't in the tank, they worst of the lot would be in jail and the rest would quit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:46 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:46 PM (CqE5x)
literally know no one on the right. All of their attempts to imitate
just turn out to be the most absurd stereotypes they glean from CNN.]
While our own Zombie infiltrates them at will.
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (r+sAi)
They wanted another "Charlottesville".
They throw that one out there all the time, comes in handy.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (ikxxu)
Posted by: Joey Biden at January 20, 2020 05:45 PM (LxqES)
I thought you only aimed double barreled shotguns at doors.
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
I wish you, Eris and Bander were around. It's been a lousy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Ki5SV)
*smishes back*
I'm so sorry.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Diogenes
Ya don't have to blush when ya flush !
Posted by: JT at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (KZzsI)
They wanted another "Charlottesville".
They throw that one out there all the time, comes in handy.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (ikxxu)
Never mind that not even Charlottesville was Charlottesville.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (NWiLs)
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The Mini-14 has a lot of appeal for me...the AR, not so much.
Posted by: Joey Biden at January 20, 2020 05:45 PM (LxqES)
If you want something different in the .556, check out KelTec's RDB Bullpup.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (VzbI8)
reelection is when he is looking to expand the map rather than merely
play defense.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (+dsLj)
Another is that the Democrats are talking electability, which is what you say when you try to convince yourself that your candidate has a snowball's chance of winning.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (vv8pr)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (NWiLs)
This. A completely manufactured massacre.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (2B9A/)
Before we get any further into this interview on gun rights, allow me to pull down my trousers so that you may directly speak into the MAGAphone.
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:44 PM (2B9A/)
Dunno, but I hear coconuts knocking.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Ace at 05:06 PM
...
I AM IN A RAGE
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (yL25O)
Clearly, you've never experienced the Ferguson.
Posted by: Al Bundy at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (DMUuz)
How about a rally in Citi Field? 1) DJT is a Queens guy; 2) the Mets need help in drawing a crowd.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (pPNCa)
If every black woman packed heat like that in Chicago the murder rate would drop to zero overnight.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (+dsLj)
To Paraphrase.
God did not make Men and Women equal.
But Col. Colt tried.
Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)
I thought that was Gozer the Gozerian!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)
**smishes Alex**
I wish you, Eris and Bander were around. It's been a lousy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Ki5SV)
Sorry you're having a lousy day, man. Ain't been great shakes here either.
*brohug*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (NWiLs)
I'm very partial to the Beretta CX4 Storm. Nice, ergonomic carbine that is crazy easy to clean. They don't sell well so you can get a deal. If you get the right kind, it takes 92 mags, so you can switch back and forth.
Paul Harrell has one, so it has to be good.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (cfSRQ)
I wish you, Eris and Bander were around. It's been a lousy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Ki5SV)
*smishes back*
I'm so sorry.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (GbPPJ)
Greetings, my Queen. Your compassion and mercy are legendary.
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (qhmX5)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 05:50 PM (PoHZ6)
Let me tell you what I've been doing while my brothers and sisters in Virginia have been assembled for our rights.
I have been installing Mrs D a brand new American Standard (because no other standard will do) Cadet 3.0 porcelain throne. It offers up 1.3 gallons of turd twirling flushing fury! This is the maximum bowl for the bowels!
Some leaks are permitted.
IFKWIMAITTYD!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:37 PM (axyOa)
If there are leaks, you didn't install the wax ring correctly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (NWiLs)
correct?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
yep. Diogenes, any chance you can make it?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (2B9A/)
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What "massacre?"
Someone got run over by a car. A single person.
Weird how that is a national emergency but not people using Home Depot trucks to mow down bike lanes in NYC.
Of course in NYC, the motive remains a mystery...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 05:50 PM (PoHZ6)
Don't kid yourself. They hate Trump. But yes, they hate us for electing him.
What they're doing with this impeachment crap should get them lined up and shot for treason.
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (nnI2U)
Got one of those. I collect as many 9mm carbines as I can sans the AR platform. My dream is that Glock will see the money making opportunity and one day make one of their own.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (NWiLs)
Well, it has 'mish' in it, so I'm a fan of whatever it is.
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm not entirely sure what a *smish* is so I shall give it a wide berth.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (NWiLs)
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I'm your huckleberry!
Posted by: Shep! at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (cfSRQ)
Again: the 2nd amendment isn't about need. Its about freedom. It doensn't permit anything. It restricts the government from attempting to restrain self defense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)
In CA, motives have been determined to cause cancer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (nnI2U)
Does it change at the Mason Dixon line?
Us Westerners want to know!
Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (qhmX5)
The newer 'poly' foam rings are vastly superior to wax rings. Well worth the upcharge.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austerly Austere at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (DMUuz)
correct?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
yep. Diogenes, any chance you can make it?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM
I shall try.
:-)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (O98j
Yeah. Another talented yet tortured soul taken from this life too early.
DAMN you, hollywood lifestyle.
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (nnI2U)
These strange regional dialects confuse and frighten me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (NWiLs)
===========That's a wild looking config. Any idea what the ~price point is?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (7Fj9P)
Yeah Chris Cornell was the greatest singer of his generation, maybe of my lifetime although Bowie has a serious claim to that. Eddie Vedder is close but he cannot freaking enunciate to save his life. Mark Lanagan could be close.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (C1Lsn)
Someone got run over by a car. A single person.
Weird how that is a national emergency but not people using Home Depot trucks to mow down bike lanes in NYC.
Of course in NYC, the motive remains a mystery...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)
That is my point. A single person gets run over by a car (who was blocking traffic, might I add) and yet the references to Charlottesville are like references to Fort Pillow in their gravity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:50 PM
I tried the one that came with the system but it didn't work. So I put in a slightly bigger one.
You know what they say...if the wax don't grip, you cannot sit.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: torabora at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (NWiLs)
Us Westerners want to know!
Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (NgKpN)
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West of the Mississippi it's "smutch," until you get to California.
There it's surprise anal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (nnI2U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah I think I read someone brought a BMG 50 cal rifle. In case he had to shoot through an armored car, or something.
I saw that footage. Guy looks like Chris Stirewalt. Complete puff pastry.
Dude, just because you own a big gun doesn't make you a badass.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Aspiring C&W Song Writer at January 20, 2020 05:57 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (myjNJ)
I'd like to teach the world to shoot
and hit concentric rings
I'd hold the shotgun in my hand
and hit those hard clay things
Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 05:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austerly Austere
The ultimate upgrade is that I'm no longer willing to do that job. I'll hire someone, thanks very much.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:57 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (T6t7i)
More badass than last thread subjects. But, low bar.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (1CjJc)
Maybe it's a tax to fund washing the poop off the streets of San Fran.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (pPNCa)
The newer 'poly' foam rings are vastly superior to wax rings. Well worth the upcharge.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austerly Austere at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (DMUuz)
Now everyone can figure out how long it has been since I installed a new toilet.
I think it was in 2009. And I did an excellent job. No leaks, ever.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (qhmX5)
Love and despair, bitches.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (qhmX5)
Dude, just because you own a big gun doesn't make you a badass.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (T6t7i)
Well, if he lugged it around all day, I dare say he is less puffy than when he began this morning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (2B9A/)
Someone got run over by a car. A single person.
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It was like the Little Big Horn except they used cars instead of arrows.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: klaftern at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM
Dude. Rhyme or mime.
Posted by: zombie Johnny Cochrane at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (DMUuz)
======
I'm ready....
Posted by: Mayor Buttlpug at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (JcXHH)
Do you all want to know how tired I am? No? Well, tough shit, I'm gonna tell you anyway. I went to bed at 8:30 last night and slept straight thru until 6:30 this morning. I had already texted our new gal and said you can come in an hour late.. this doesn't happen to our fine city everyday! You won't be docked for it either. Ahhh.. the pleasure of being a boss and you can make decisions like that! lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: torabora at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (Y274z)
Why flush? Just go shit in the street like everyone else.
Problem solved.
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes
If the ring don't retain
You must abstain
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (T6t7i)
They used to say that to Johnny Wadd. But they wuz wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (qhmX5)
Love and despair, bitches.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Your loyal retainer applauds you. Applaud.
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM (qhmX5)
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:57 PM (T6t7i)
It's a crappy job, but not one I'm willing to hire out.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:57 PM (T6t7i)
---
My father has a full set of high-quality tools, well-organized.
He never uses them. Once he hit a certain income level, he found people to do stuff for him.
I'm not there yet.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)
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Why pay when there's a sidewalk right outside?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 06:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (dUJdY)
Nice!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 06:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 06:01 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 06:01 PM (TdMsT)
Problem solved.
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)
They should stage a shit-in in protest.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 06:02 PM (1CjJc)
Didn't know they still had flush toilets in CA.
Posted by: klaftern at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (RuIsu)
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Only in the rural parts. In the cities they just crap in chamber pots and dump it in the street.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:02 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (qhmX5)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Your loyal retainer applauds you. Applaud.
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM
*Looks around wildly *
*Looks down*
*applauds*
Posted by: Duncanthrax The AweSteer at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (DMUuz)
Did Ralph "Coonman" Northam come out and wow the crowd with his Michael Jackson moonwalk moves?
'Cause you just know he wants to!
And he would have, too, last year if it wasn't for his cotton boll handing out, cotton picking wife ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2020 06:04 PM (myjNJ)
https://tinyurl.com/r4k5lo9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:04 PM (WI7YS)
You know you're in Arkansas when the 5 o'clock news opens with an
overturned chicken truck. Chickens everywhere, running amok. The
horrors, the horrors.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (C1Lsn)
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As God is my witness, I thought chickens could fly.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)
'Cause you just know he wants to!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
What are you talking aboot? I own the Michael Jackson impression.
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at January 20, 2020 06:05 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 06:05 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2020 06:06 PM (4TeuI)
https://tinyurl.com/r4k5lo9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:04 PM (WI7YS)
Worst violent white supremacist ever.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 06:06 PM (1CjJc)
Why did Queen drop the intro to Bohemian Rhapsody in its live show?
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 06:05 PM (T6t7i)
Because it could NEVER compete with the intro to " Relax"???
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (qhmX5)
Why did Queen drop the intro to Bohemian Rhapsody in its live show?
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 06:0
To get to the other side?
Posted by: The Chicken at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at January 20, 2020 06:05 PM (SfYbS)
Then you can teach the Harry formerly known as Prince a new dance routine.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (pPNCa)
A bunch of crazy, lunatic, stupid, unhinged, gun nuts came together in
VA, and nothing happened. It is almost as if this is not the group of
people responsible for gun violence.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (dNzKv)
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Curious as to the body counts in Chicago and Baltimore today.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:08 PM (cfSRQ)
That was clever.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:10 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 06:10 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at January 20, 2020 06:05 PM (SfYbS)
Then you can teach the Harry formerly known as Prince a new dance routine.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (pPNCa)
does he have a symbol yet?
You know, the Royal formerly known as Prince?
Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 06:10 PM (NgKpN)
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MLK (R) was a gun owner, and believed gun ownership was prudent.
You know who was denied a CCW?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 06:10 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: skywch at January 20, 2020 06:11 PM (IWvy/)
Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2020 06:11 PM (MmFTx)
They got a high tech flapper for every crapper.
Posted by: Diogenes
*******
Light a candle, then jiggle the handle.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 06:11 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: skywch at January 20, 2020 06:11 PM (IWvy/)
Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 20, 2020 06:12 PM (0jZvB)
That's great.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:13 PM (WI7YS)
*jumps ramp*
*freeze frame*
Narrator: Now I have no idea how the Duke boys are gonna get out of this mess.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2020 06:13 PM (rJTrg)
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (qhmX5)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (myjNJ)
You have a cruel streak.
Posted by: tbodie at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (sVGvG)
Posted by: JT at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (arJlL)
I'd rig it with a scout scope if I do it.
Posted by: Shit Happens at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (xP+Ib)
The Ruger AR is a good, hiccup free rifle. More accurate than my Mini 30 too. Both are dependable. Serious stuff, I'd pick up the Ruger AR.
Posted by: Agiatator at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (dPbYy)
That's great.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:13 PM (WI7YS)
A very clever white supremacist.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (1CjJc)
They wanted another Charlotesville
They would've settled for Lucasville*
They got Hootersville
*Lucasville, Ohio prison riot, 1993
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (2zMax)
That's great.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:13 PM (WI7YS)
A very clever white supremacist.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (1CjJc)
Ah, those crafty Asian White Supremacists!
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (qhmX5)
They got a high tech flapper for every crapper.
Posted by: Diogenes
*******
Light a candle, then jiggle the handle.
Posted by: Muldoon
Don't light anything!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (5RARy)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (N3JsI)
Actually, the sells the Tuskegee Airmen short, since they were amazing pilots and much, much more intelligent than Antifa.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
I fucking hate Progressive Assholes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: JT at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (2zMax)
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If you have to explain the joke, it isn't funny.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (2zMax)
You know who was denied a CCW?
Da woodpecker ?
Posted by: JT at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (arJlL)
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The otter.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)
That should go on the Mast Head as well. *raises guilty hand*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 06:18 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: tubal
Asian white supremacists are the most inscrutable of all white supremacists.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2020 06:18 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (2zMax)
The correct usage is 'edumacate', sir. Please make a note of it.
Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo at January 20, 2020 06:18 PM (2B9A/)
294 MLK was denied a CCW. A GI, searching Hitler's Munich home, found a
Smith and Wesson 22 and a permit to carry same issued to one A. Hitler.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (C1Lsn)
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Hitler did a lot of awful things, but he also was the one who killed Hitler.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (7s3Gx)
Half of you are from Rio Linda, or act like it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2020 06:18 PM (SfYbS)
Worse than White Hispanics?
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (A7tBu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (N3JsI)
They wanted another Charlotesville
They would've settled for Lucasville*
They got Hootersville
*Lucasville, Ohio prison riot, 1993
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (2zMax)
I just pointing out the obvious but in Petticoat Junction that was basically douche water coming out of the towns water supply.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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Sadly, no rain, so Melanie and 'Candles in the Rain' wouldn't work.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (LxqES)
The Left's craving for right wing violence is unfulfilled and unrequited. They have political blue balls, if you will. Time for a false flag event?
I hope this isn't the part at the end of the movie where the vanquished monster suddenly reappears, very much alive and meaner than ever.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (1PyAH)
It offers up 1.3 gallons of turd twirling flushing fury!
It is so exciting to see, you'll pull its handle again and again!
And again!
And that turd'll still not be on its way!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (pNxlR)
You tellin me I bunkered down for nuthin!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (e284m)
He doesn't care for Dershowitz apparently - He thinks that Alan is a boob for defending Trump against the lack of a crime. Cpt. Underoos analysis on the case of the Dem of Impeachment? Hey, Trump is just like a corrupt Mayor who wants insider info from a company on its stock or he ain't issuing you your rightful building permits.
Never mind that Ukraine is not a US company entitled to the freedoms to operate like a US company, or that the US President decides foreign policy, or that the US tax payers have superior rights to avoid having their money stolen over the rights of said foreign country, or even that, the "permit to build" in Cpt. Underoos analogy was issued with having to give any insider info..etc etc
Hey, Salem - never give a three year old a crayon and point him towards a blank wall if you don't want to scrape or paint over the gibberish that is about to happen.
Posted by: Boswell at January 20, 2020 06:23 PM (32YRo)
"I could pull off that look"
--Justin 'eyebrows' Trudeau
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 06:23 PM (KZzsI)
Liver issue got bad and I believe he went to the ER. See late ONT and I believe start of JJ.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Oh jeez.
Okay, thanks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:24 PM (2zMax)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: jwm at January 20, 2020 06:27 PM (HnUoF)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks, I need it.
Posted by: Ralph Northam at January 20, 2020 06:29 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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Sadly, no rain, so Melanie and 'Candles in the Rain' wouldn't work.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Just a few, sputtering attempts at Kumbaya
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 20, 2020 06:36 PM (7Llwi)
Posted by: jdgalt at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: Beauslx at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (GP/Wu)
Posted by: jdgalt at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: Emmie at January 20, 2020 07:40 PM (87gB3)
I recall back in '94 when the GOP took the House and the Senate. For the longest time - weeks, even - the NPR people were doing endless interviews with the Democrats about how did the GOP happen to win this? and what are the challenges facing the GOP? and what does the GOP need to do now that they have the majority? and a lot of questions about how Congress was going to be, now that the GOP held the reins.
Not once did they ever interview anyone from the GOP. It gradually occurred to me that they literally did not know anyone in the GOP. Apparently, that hasn't changed a bit in the ensuing 25 years. Does J-school issue them a sacrosanct Rolodex upon graduation?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 20, 2020 07:53 PM (17+9D)
In perfect alignment,
No awkward breathe, bad trigger squeeze,
Bullets where they're meant..."
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