Sen. Martha McSally Refuses to Answer Question from Liberal Hack Manu Raju, Calling Him a "Liberal Hack"

And the liberal media are just beside themselves at this terrible show of disrespect!

It's about time. It's about time we stripped them of the pretense, stopped offering them politeness.

They're scumbags. They're virtually criminals. They should be treated as you'd treat a pedophile.





S*** my d***, sissybitch.

More sadz!!!!



This is accurate:



These little sissybitches. Listen to them shriek!

The Clucking of the C**ks:



Pretty sure Dan McLaughlin and the rest of the Fainting Couch Fairies at NR will start shrieking soon enough.

But the c***ed-out, tucked-under Washington Examiner -- funded by the same liberal billionaire who funded the Weekly Standard, and who only pulled the plug on that liberal venture because it didn't have the reach or prestige he wanted -- is the first out of the gate sucking up to their future would-be liberal employers.

Martha McSally takes a cheap shot at CNN reporter

by Brad "Muh Norms" Polumbo


Everybody knows CNN has a liberal bias. But itís still not appropriate for a sitting Republican senator to bash one of its reporters when he asks a perfectly legitimate question.

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This isn't a good look for McSally...

You should know that "This isn't a good look for [x]" is something Twitter Zombies all endlessly repeat, each thinking it's a pretty witty and original thing to say, despite the fact that they saw 10,000 of their closest shut-in non-friends on Twitter saying it.

Posted by: Ace at 11:55 AM




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1 Touche'

Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 16, 2020 11:56 AM (7s3Gx)

2 Trump can grow spines in GOP Senators. Is there anything he can't do?

Posted by: Iasonas at January 16, 2020 11:57 AM (/HkSx)

3
Manu Raju is trying to get ahead of the story.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2020 11:57 AM (13CQC)

4 What's on the Manu for tonight?

Posted by: Chris M at January 16, 2020 11:57 AM (eAZVt)

5 FIRTH!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 16, 2020 11:57 AM (G546f)

6 Yay!!! Somebody finally stood up and said "Stop!"

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 11:58 AM (0oVJn)

7 leftist, not liberal.

There's not a liberal thing about leftists; except perhaps for their penchant for fucking everything that doesn't protest and even then...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2020 11:58 AM (41sxA)

8 >>>McSally: You're a liberal hack I'm not talking to you

Even better, she name-checked him. She said:

"Manu, you're a liberal hack. I'm not talking to you."

Posted by: m at January 16, 2020 11:58 AM (7juvc)

9 Free Beacon depicts McSally on Beast Mode!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/uvoefn5

Posted by: m at January 16, 2020 11:59 AM (7juvc)

10 The Pearl Clutching and Vapors these twits do is sad and pathetic. What a bunch of losers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2020 11:59 AM (vN4+Q)

11 My senator Blackburn is getting sassy, too. Demanding that all the Democrat senators running for President recuse themselves from the trial. Alinsky, she read your book!

Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2020 12:00 PM (RWHIh)

12 Okay, now if she had done this before? She would have beaten Sinema.

Posted by: trev006 at January 16, 2020 12:00 PM (/XhGf)

13 I heard 'you're a literal sack.'

Posted by: Bon Scott at January 16, 2020 12:00 PM (6VO15)

14 Does Raju, without evidence, claim to NOT be a liberal hack?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2020 12:00 PM (ZSJgQ)

15 She should have kicked him where his balls would have been, if he had any.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 16, 2020 12:00 PM (90cx5)

16 >>>Manu- You're not going to comment about this?<<<

I'll burn your house down, but first you will blow me.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2020 12:01 PM (2Mnv1)

17 >>>This is an insult to the ideals and integrity of the Senate seat she inherited from John McCain.

hahahaha

Yeah, no.

Posted by: m at January 16, 2020 12:01 PM (7juvc)

18 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:01 PM (q80AH)

19 It wasn't McCain's seat you dipshit. She didn't inherit it from him and have to follow some special rules he laid out.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 16, 2020 12:01 PM (oblCZ)

20 11 My senator Blackburn is getting sassy, too. Demanding that all the Democrat senators running for President recuse themselves from the trial. Alinsky, she read your book!
Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2020 12:00 PM (RWHIh)

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As someone noted earlier, Kamala suspended her campaign. She didn't end it.

She needs to recuse as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:02 PM (q80AH)

21 This is an insult to the ideals and integrity of the Senate seat she inherited from John McCain.


LOLGF!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2020 12:02 PM (vN4+Q)

22 John McCain regularly insulted reporters. And staffers (yours truly included). And other senators. And House members. It was one of my absolute favorite things about him - no holds barred ever. Stop trying to rewrite history.

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hobbits.
Wacko birds.

I imagine he was a peach when there wasn't a microphone around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:03 PM (q80AH)

23 Manu carpet bombed

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2020 12:03 PM (rpxSz)

24 John McCain would not ever have said that. So an obvious improvement in representation for AZ right there. Good girl, McSally.

Posted by: corn and beans at January 16, 2020 12:04 PM (tkNkP)

25 LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 16, 2020 12:04 PM (zlgJP)

26 I had a manu raju on my ass once,aloe helped.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2020 12:04 PM (KNsKs)

27 4 What's on the Manu for tonight?
Posted by: Chris M at January 16, 2020 11:57 AM (eAZVt)


hangdown, baby, hangdown

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2020 12:04 PM (rpxSz)

28 They should be treated as you'd treat a pedophile.

Buy them a kid? I'll do no such thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:04 PM (NWiLs)

29

Yes, this will hurt her re-election chances, Jake. Calling a member of the third most vilified occupation a non-profane name.

Yeah...

Posted by: imp at January 16, 2020 12:05 PM (SFOr6)

30 Good for her. I was under the impression she was more of a RINO type.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2020 12:05 PM (u6xw0)

31 Josh Robin should choke on a bag of dicks.

McSally was nice. I would have punched him in the nuts.

BTW. Google John McCain pissed off video and enjoy. He was a lot of things. But he wasn't some effeminate jackass.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks from a thousand yards at January 16, 2020 12:06 PM (VtIqB)

32 Read up on Gen. William Sherman's quotes on 'Journalists'. Nothing has changed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2020 12:06 PM (vN4+Q)

33 30 Good for her. I was under the impression she was more of a RINO type.
Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2020 12:05 PM (u6xw0)

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She is, but she's showing spine, which is nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:06 PM (q80AH)

34 I shoot pedophiles. Glad to see ace endorsing appropriate response.....

Posted by: SDN at January 16, 2020 12:06 PM (X0ZXf)

35 22 John McCain regularly insulted reporters. And staffers (yours truly included). And other senators. And House members. It was one of my absolute favorite things about him - no holds barred ever. Stop trying to rewrite history.

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hobbits.
Wacko birds.

I imagine he was a peach when there wasn't a microphone around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:03 PM (q80AH)

Honestly makes him seem more likable if he were trashing reporters too.

Posted by: Someguy at January 16, 2020 12:06 PM (9PapW)

36 How many questions does each Senator get to ask

Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2020 12:06 PM (B7KlG)

37 Next up:

Get out of my face you faggot.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2020 12:06 PM (j3npP)

38 Senate seats are inherited, not voted for? I must have missed that part of the Constitution

Posted by: Josephistan at January 16, 2020 12:07 PM (E3A17)

39 36 How many questions does each Senator get to ask
Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2020 12:06 PM (B7KlG)

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I think they have to be submitted in writing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:07 PM (q80AH)

40 I ate a big plate of beef manu raju. It caused diarrhea but my hair was perfect.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 12:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

41 Never Trump is in quite a pickle.

They love McSally, since she's a McCainian RINO.

But they really don't like Trumpian tactics against their Blue Check buddies.

Ace's favorite side dish was clucking his tongue over this.

https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/1217834404011237376

Posted by: El Kabong at January 16, 2020 12:07 PM (datdl)

42 Lol!

Even better was the disgust in her voice as she's saying it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 12:08 PM (so+oy)

43 Oh was his poor widdle feelings hurt?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:08 PM (6XlcD)

44
I'm not hearing a denial...

Posted by: Frankly at January 16, 2020 12:08 PM (pqeoS)

45 It's time to stop normalizing these Marxist propagandists. McSally's stock has risen.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2020 12:08 PM (tBP4q)

46 "I think you just called me a hack on national TV."

--Manu Raju to Martha McSally

Posted by: m at January 16, 2020 12:08 PM (7juvc)

47 41 Never Trump is in quite a pickle.

They love McSally, since she's a McCainian RINO.

But they really don't like Trumpian tactics against their Blue Check buddies.

Ace's favorite side dish was clucking his tongue over this.

https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/1217834404011237376
Posted by: El Kabong at January 16, 2020 12:07 PM (datdl)

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I'm surprised he didn't call it an attack on journalism that made Iran look like a paragon of free speech.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:09 PM (q80AH)

48 The news media is highly complicit in a coup conspiracy. No respect is deserved, none should vs given.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 16, 2020 12:09 PM (DKwTN)

49
Man, you..... idiot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2020 12:09 PM (r+sAi)

50 Funny that @SenMcSallyAZ thinks this video makes her look good

You need to get out more. I think much more highly of her now.

Posted by: pep at January 16, 2020 12:09 PM (T6t7i)

51 Suddenly, women are leading the GOP. Many of the best pundits are female. Smarter and tougher. New blood for a tired old party dominated by useless POS. Makes me optimistic for the future.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 16, 2020 12:09 PM (NVYyb)

52 46 "I think you just called me a hack on national TV."

--Manu Raju to Martha McSally
Posted by: m



It would violate FCC Regs to say on national TV what you really are.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2020 12:10 PM (vN4+Q)

53 Here's a good video. google "McCain calls hecklers "low life scum".

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks from a thousand yards at January 16, 2020 12:10 PM (VtIqB)

54

Manu Manu

Posted by: Mork from Ork at January 16, 2020 12:10 PM (aKsyK)

55 Manu Manu!

Posted by: Mork from Ork at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (E3A17)

56 Also, ace, that comparison was an insult to pedophiles although the leftist propagandists often are both.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (tBP4q)

57 I really think people should just start spitting in their faces.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (PbpT7)

58 As an Arizona voter, and I hate to rain on the parade here, I think this is McSally's "Build the Dang Fence" moment; where she pretends to be a "conservative" in order to get the base on board since she's been trailing Kelly for a while. And that's after losing to Sinema two years ago in what should have been cake walk (Sinema was a Code Pink lunatic with plenty of videos and photos to back it up.)

Maybe next she can stop running "polls"/ads asking Arizonans if illegal immigration are a major concern for them.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (datdl)

59 ou need to get out more. I think much more highly of her now.

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (6XlcD)

60 Sissyb***h is okay, but I prefer the classics.

"You sissy Marys"!

Posted by: pep at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (T6t7i)

61 Look in the dictionary under liberal hack and you'll find his picture there

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (6XlcD)

62 Gee, the GOP is finally figuring out the press is their enemy?

Good on McSally.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (WEBkv)

63 Notice that the liberal hack never denies being a liberal hack.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (NVYyb)

64 And any time I see a picture of Schiff, I would like to kick him dead square in that pencil neck. Mobility issues prevent that, but I could probably get a shot in on his tiny nads. Or at least cleave his skull with The Cane.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (C1Lsn)

65 Ah, pulling out the ole enemy Ace card as a defense!

But it does not TRUMP the Truth.

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 12:12 PM (NgKpN)

66 Trump has made it okay to call out the media for their partisanship and lousy one-sided reporting in favor of the Ds. One more reason he is Da Man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:12 PM (Ejm1K)

67 51
Suddenly, women are leading the GOP. Many of the best pundits are
female. Smarter and tougher. New blood for a tired old party dominated
by useless POS. Makes me optimistic for the future.


Posted by: Huck Follywood


Damn straight!

Posted by: Mollie Hemingway, strapping on her greaves at January 16, 2020 12:12 PM (T6t7i)

68
If you're not always telling media types how wonderful they are, coddling them and giving them awards and prizes, then you obviously hate the First Amendment and are likely a Nazi.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2020 12:12 PM (7rVsF)

69 66 Trump has made it okay to call out the media for their partisanship and lousy one-sided reporting in favor of the Ds. One more reason he is Da Man.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:12 PM (Ejm1K)

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Newt kinda started it in 2012.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:12 PM (q80AH)

70 Was bogus info on the last thread reported on how Lee and Romney voted?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2020 12:12 PM (y7DUB)

71 The only improvement to her response would be if she began it with LOLGF.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2020 12:12 PM (aS1PU)

72 I didn't see NOOD called.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2020 12:12 PM (iBBEC)

73 Horde hive mind is a real thing

Posted by: Josephistan at January 16, 2020 12:13 PM (E3A17)

74 54, 55, different hashes ...
the synchronicity around here is scary sometimes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 16, 2020 12:13 PM (zlgJP)

75 57 I really think people should just start spitting in their faces.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (PbpT7)

That would be assault and yes they'd be arrested for it because media fags are a protected class.

I'm all for physical confrontation, though, but more of a molotov cocktail through the living room window at midnight sort of thing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2020 12:13 PM (j3npP)

76 65 Ah, pulling out the ole enemy Ace card as a defense!

But it does not TRUMP the Truth.
Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 12:12 PM (NgKpN)

Note, the Ace I'm referring to is McCain who lost 5 aircraft in his career.

Not our esteemed Host.

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 12:13 PM (NgKpN)

77 McSally is a fighter pilot like McCain. Only she didn't get shot down.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks from a thousand yards at January 16, 2020 12:13 PM (VtIqB)

78
I didn't see NOOD called.
Posted by: Minnfidel


Pseudo-willowed:

Nood

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2020 12:13 PM (7rVsF)

79 McSally: You're a liberal hack I'm not talking to you

Even better, she name-checked him. She said:

"Manu, you're a liberal hack. I'm not talking to you."
Posted by: m at January 16, 2020


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I thought she just said, "Man, you're a liberal hack. I'm not talking to you," as you or I would say, "Man, this is some stupid stuff, innit?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:14 PM (Ejm1K)

80 I'll respect them when they do something worthy of respect. Thus far, I respect rather few of them.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2020 12:14 PM (RD7QR)

81 46 "I think you just called me a hack on national TV."

--Manu Raju to Martha McSally
Posted by: m at January 16, 2020 12:08 PM (7juvc)

If the cock ring fits...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:14 PM (NWiLs)

82 When will the youth revolt against dems, dem parents,teachers? So gullible. Yugeable.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 16, 2020 12:15 PM (WmJSv)

83 Well, it's a start. About one percent of what's needed.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 16, 2020 12:15 PM (PYdI2)

84
If the cock ring fits...

So we're back to mr. winkie jewelry...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:15 PM (6XlcD)

85 51 Lisa Boothe, a true leader. I don't even know her party affiliation, but she could lead.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 16, 2020 12:16 PM (C1Lsn)

86 39 36 How many questions does each Senator get to ask
Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2020 12:06 PM (B7KlG)

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I think they have to be submitted in writing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:07 PM (q80AH)

And then any single Senator can object to the question, and then a vote happens if it can be asked.

Same with witnesses.

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 12:16 PM (NgKpN)

87 If only this iteration of McSally had run in the election.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2020 12:16 PM (tVQUs)

88 4 What's on the Manu for tonight?
Posted by: Chris M at January 16, 2020 11:57 AM (eAZVt)


hangdown, baby, hangdown
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2020


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I thought it was Swingtown.

Posted by: Steve Miller at January 16, 2020 12:16 PM (Ejm1K)

89 84
If the cock ring fits...

So we're back to mr. winkie jewelry...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:15 PM (6XlcD)

I'm trying to bring a greater sense of continuity to the HQ.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

90 Maybe next she can stop running "polls"/ads asking Arizonans if illegal immigration are a major concern for them.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (datdl)

Exactly. She's still a McCain sized fake, and supremely untalented. It took a lot of no talent to let Sinema eclipse her.

Posted by: trev006 at January 16, 2020 12:16 PM (/XhGf)

91 >>>Pretty sure Dan McLaughlin and the rest of the Fainting Couch Fairies at NR will start shrieking soon enough.

Nah, they're too busy sweating bullets after Kevin Williamson pissed off the TrueCon jewish pundits this morning. The Mandels in particular have been lashing NRO about it since breakfast.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 16, 2020 12:16 PM (datdl)

92 86
And then any single Senator can object to the question, and then a vote happens if it can be asked.

Same with witnesses.
Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 12:16 PM (NgKpN)

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So...this is gonna drag for weeks without a single question ever getting asked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:17 PM (q80AH)

93 That Erica Grieder schnoz is a regular at the Houston Comical. Her latest spew covered Greg Abbott rejecting any more welfare refugees. She thinks we are in the 'this is not who we are' crowd.

Every article she vomits drips with liberalism covering up the nonsense.

Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2020 12:17 PM (XTiHL)

94 2 Trump can grow spines in GOP Senators. Is there anything he can't do?
Posted by: Iasonas at January 16, 2020 11:57 AM

Serve a third term, sadly

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 16, 2020 12:17 PM (zniH6)

95 I'd like to see people start routinely addressing Adam Schiff as Congressman Pencil Neck.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 12:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

96 >>>91 >>>Pretty sure Dan McLaughlin and the rest of the Fainting Couch Fairies at NR will start shrieking soon enough.

Nah, they're too busy sweating bullets after Kevin Williamson pissed off the TrueCon jewish pundits this morning. The Mandels in particular have been lashing NRO about it since breakfast.

..

I just saw some of that. I had seen Williamson's obese column two days ago, but I didn't know what had prompted his latest Fat Tantrum.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2020 12:18 PM (PbpT7)

97 Just the neck part of the turtleneck was called a dicky in the early 60s .

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 16, 2020 12:18 PM (WmJSv)

98 That was beautiful!

Now do Jake Tapper, Martha.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

99 94 2 Trump can grow spines in GOP Senators. Is there anything he can't do?
Posted by: Iasonas at January 16, 2020 11:57 AM

Serve a third term, sadly
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 16, 2020 12:17 PM (zniH6)

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"Living constitution, bitches."
-The right wing SCOTUS that leftists truly fear

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:18 PM (q80AH)

100 If only this iteration of McSally had run in the election.

***********

Yep. What a shitshow. Take the LOSER in a senate election and appoint her for the other seat where she can lose again?

Good GOP, you stupid fucks.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 16, 2020 12:18 PM (+dsLj)

101 >>>Exactly. She's still a McCain sized fake, and supremely untalented. It took a lot of no talent to let Sinema eclipse her.

She is just a bad politician. The fact that she's a McCain acolyte is secondary at this point. People just don't like her and she seems to have no idea how to get the base behind her.

...but THIS is a start, I guess.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 16, 2020 12:18 PM (datdl)

102 Say at least one blue-check crybaby complaining that this was an "attack" on Manu

Posted by: can of spam at January 16, 2020 12:18 PM (g0aRc)

103 She's still a McCain sized fake, and supremely untalented. It took a lot of no talent to let Sinema eclipse her.
Posted by: trev006 at January 16, 2020 12:16 PM (/XhGf)

This.

She's a female McCain.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2020 12:18 PM (tVQUs)

104 muh - muh - muh - muh

MUH NORMS

Posted by: NeverTrumper Semi-Gays at January 16, 2020 12:19 PM (PbpT7)

105 My big problem with these back-stabbing little weenies? They're that kid in school who would poke you all the time and then when you smacked their hand they would cry to teacher. If you don't want to be treated like a little mouth-breathing weenie bitch then DON'T BE A LITTLE MOUTH-BREATHING WEENIE BITCH.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2020 12:19 PM (RD7QR)

106 77 McCain was an attack pilot,not a fighter pilot. Not holding that against him, but too many people think an airplane with a jet engine is a fighter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 16, 2020 12:19 PM (C1Lsn)

107 MANUre.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2020 12:19 PM (OUkUA)

108 "You're not gonna comment?"


dude, I think she did.

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2020 12:19 PM (X/Pw5)

109 >>>I just saw some of that. I had seen Williamson's obese column two days ago, but I didn't know what had prompted his latest Fat Tantrum.

NRO ran an article about the rise of antisemitism in New York, the author (I forget who) published some anonymous quotes from residents comparing Jews to locusts that come in, clean out the community, and then move on.

Williamson was defending that.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 16, 2020 12:19 PM (datdl)

110 Trump hits 51% on Rasmussen today and +1 strongly approve versus strongly disapprove. He is well above where Obama was at this stage in his presidency and Obama was reelected. What universe does the House live in where they think this is winning them voters?

Posted by: sharon at January 16, 2020 12:19 PM (QzF6i)

111 Finally 100, who is the girl in the dry erase board video in the sidebar?


I need more!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2020 12:20 PM (u6xw0)

112 Manu Raju sounds like a South Pacific island inhabited by cannibals.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2020 12:20 PM (ptqGC)

113 McSally has been my Congresscritter and now Senator for a combined seven years. That video is about the only thing she's ever done. Election time comes and she Ms. A-10 pilot conservative bad-ass. In between she is nearly invisible.

She learned from McCain.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at January 16, 2020 12:20 PM (oAftW)

114 110 Trump hits 51% on Rasmussen today and +1 strongly approve versus strongly disapprove. He is well above where Obama was at this stage in his presidency and Obama was reelected. What universe does the House live in where they think this is winning them voters?
Posted by: sharon at January 16, 2020 12:19 PM (QzF6i)

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That's not the objective.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:20 PM (q80AH)

115 I never got the point of dickies.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 16, 2020 12:20 PM (Qf83p)

116 The liberal press has no idea that most of america would have no problem with them being fed into a wood chipper.

Posted by: Iron Wombat at January 16, 2020 12:20 PM (/qASX)

117 106 77 McCain was an attack pilot,not a fighter pilot. Not holding that against him, but too many people think an airplane with a jet engine is a fighter.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

I self-identify as a fighter.

Posted by: Max 737 at January 16, 2020 12:20 PM (OUkUA)

118 think you just called me a hack on national TV."

--Manu Raju to Martha McSally
Posted by: m at January 16, 2020 12:08 PM (7juvc)

If the cock ring fits...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cinerib


Luckily for Manu no one watches that channel

Posted by: LASue at January 16, 2020 12:20 PM (YxML+)

119
It's impossible to parody josh rogin.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 16, 2020 12:20 PM (WEFVH)

120 They are all having a circle jerk over the GAO saying Trump broke the law! The same people that are cool with $20,000 toilet seats. GFY.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (iBBEC)

121 Okay, I laughed when I viewed the video.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (G0vdT)

122 How many questions does each Senator get to ask
Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2020 12:06 PM (B7KlG)

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I think they have to be submitted in writing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:07 PM (q80AH)

And then any single Senator can object to the question, and then a vote happens if it can be asked.

Same with witnesses.
Posted by: Don Q at

and CJ Roberts has to approve as well?

Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (B7KlG)

123 This is an insult to the ideals and integrity of the Senate seat she inherited from John McCain.

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*blech*


Sorry.... just puked in my mouth a little.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (8XRCm)

124 Well SanFranNan has alerted the media that they have new evidence to convict Trump and she demands the Senate allow it! The GAO said it was illegal for Trump to withhold the funds for Ukraine and this Parnas fellow has absolute proof Trump was trying to bribe them... You all know this will never end don't you...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (6XlcD)

125
I hate the label "liberal" for these leftist shits.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (WEFVH)

126 That she's angry proves Trump is guilty!!!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 16, 2020 12:22 PM (vPKfA)

127 118 think you just called me a hack on national TV."

--Manu Raju to Martha McSally
Posted by: m at January 16, 2020 12:08 PM (7juvc)

And his point is?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 12:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

128
I call them ALT-LEFT activists.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 16, 2020 12:22 PM (WEFVH)

129 122 and CJ Roberts has to approve as well?
Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (B7KlG)

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I don't think so.

Roberts isn't really going to be doing too much. Just making sure the Senate follows their own rules.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:22 PM (q80AH)

130 124 Well SanFranNan has alerted the media that they have new evidence to convict Trump and she demands the Senate allow it! The GAO said it was illegal for Trump to withhold the funds for Ukraine and this Parnas fellow has absolute proof Trump was trying to bribe them... You all know this will never end don't you...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (6XlcD)
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So it's the Kavanaugh strategy all over again.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2020 12:23 PM (G0vdT)

131 Women put dickys on upside down for that French look.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 16, 2020 12:23 PM (WmJSv)

132 Isn't it high time for a house to fall on Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 12:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

133 >>This is an insult to the ideals and integrity of the Senate seat she inherited from John McCain


Senate seats have integrity and ideals???

But anyway, she sounded Mavericky to me -- were still oving Maverick's, right??

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2020 12:23 PM (bDqIh)

134 I'd bang her

Posted by: dj3way at January 16, 2020 12:23 PM (bhPL1)

135 Oh boy. John Roberts about to arrive at the Senate.

Abandon all hope.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

136 and CJ Roberts has to approve as well?
Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (B7KlG)

apparently he can rule on stuff, but if even one Senator Objects, it goes to a vote.

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (NgKpN)

137 So it's the Kavanaugh strategy all over again.

Exactly

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (6XlcD)

138 Women put dickys on upside down for that French look.


I'll say.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (Qf83p)

139 Not a fan of any HotAir alum. But Rothman is special.

He's sooooo smarmy. He's an ultrasupermegacuck. He's functionally illiterate. He's just an even more Leftist version of Allahpundit, but with even less (somehow) writing talent. And he's one of the charity cases over at Commentary.

Feeding him to lions for the entertainment of the masses seems appropriate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (fUqBx)

140 I wonder if enough Arizonans will ever wake up to Primary her?

Who am I kidding; they elected McCain ad infinitum, why should I think they'll ever change?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (tVQUs)

141 I hate the label "liberal" for these leftist shits.

Yes, they should be called Progressives or commie scum.

Posted by: sharon at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (QzF6i)

142 135 Oh boy. John Roberts about to arrive at the Senate.

Abandon all hope.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

I'm sure he finds this whole situation.....

Taxing....

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (NgKpN)

143 This is an insult to the ideals and integrity of the Senate seat she inherited from John McCain.
.........

Low bar. Low bar.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (v0R5T)

144 BRAVO!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (wiXsO)

145 apparently he can rule on stuff, but if even one Senator Objects, it goes to a vote.
Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (NgKpN)

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wut??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

146 "inherited" - no insult there though, right?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (e284m)

147
The Pearl Clutching and Vapors these twits do is sad and pathetic. What a bunch of losers.


Sounds as though they need a couple of Midol and couple of hours of rest in front of a TV while Oprah's on.

And some chocolates.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (HaL55)

148 They literally can't handle it when people fight back.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (JUOKG)

149 142 135 Oh boy. John Roberts about to arrive at the Senate.

Abandon all hope.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

I'm sure he finds this whole situation.....

Taxing....
Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (NgKpN)

*puts on sunglasses*

YEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

150 Fuck you. The only 2 words needed when talking to the media assholes.

Posted by: Mr a Aspirin Factory at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (6vDMv)

151 Sen McSally - Making first run, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT. Confirmed hit.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (6TxTx)

152 Manu Raju sounds like a South Pacific island inhabited by cannibals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2020 12:20 PM (ptqGC)


I visited Manu Raju once. We were lucky to get out of there alive I tell ya.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (aS1PU)

153 Pelosi handing out pens only drew more attention to her pendulous dugs. Call me liar!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (6VO15)

154 Dear Diary Martha McSally is a Big Poopyhead Nazi

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (BqBId)

155 That makes Sen. McSally the real reporter; she honestly stated the facts.

Two Scoops is such a good influence on the other kids.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 16, 2020 12:26 PM (Ndje9)

156 " The GAO said it was illegal for Trump to withhold the funds for Ukraine "

What about when Obama did it for Biden?

What Committee chair requested that GAO question?

Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2020 12:26 PM (B7KlG)

157 124 Well SanFranNan has alerted the media that they have new evidence to convict Trump and she demands the Senate allow it! The GAO said it was illegal for Trump to withhold the funds for Ukraine and this Parnas fellow has absolute proof Trump was trying to bribe them... You all know this will never end don't you...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (6XlcD)

Once this impeachment is out of the way they'll start on the next one. So yes, until the GOP flips the House it's impeachment all the way down.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2020 12:26 PM (RD7QR)

158 148 They literally can't handle it when people fight back.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (JUOKG)

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Just wait until SCOTUS is 6-3 conservative and their massive expansion of federal power through the courts starts showing up before the bench again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:26 PM (q80AH)

159 Finally 100, who is the girl in the dry erase board video in the sidebar?


I need more!
Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2020


*
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Based on that rear elevation, I'd say Kim Kardashian.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:27 PM (Ejm1K)

160 Sneaking McSally through the alley.

Posted by: Manu Piku at January 16, 2020 12:27 PM (vtcmf)

161 156 " The GAO said it was illegal for Trump to withhold the funds for Ukraine "

What about when Obama did it for Biden?

What Committee chair requested that GAO question?
Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2020 12:26 PM (B7KlG)

Interesting that the GAO is now the Justice Department, and a Judge, and a Jury.

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 12:27 PM (NgKpN)

162 McSally should have bitch-slapped him a few times and made him cry.

As with most pussies, it doesn't sink in until they're whacked.

Posted by: jwest at January 16, 2020 12:27 PM (U6f/q)

163 This is how you beat them. Trump has shown anyone who cares to look.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2020 12:27 PM (EBoug)

164 He's no Manu the Slender of the great Fightin' Armadillos!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020 12:27 PM (q1Pj5)

165 136 and CJ Roberts has to approve as well?
Posted by: Jean at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (B7KlG)

apparently he can rule on stuff, but if even one Senator Objects, it goes to a vote.

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (NgKpN)


Roberts makes a ruling on everything, like the judge in any normal trial, but then Senators can object and so forth as Don Q described above.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2020 12:28 PM (AMIL/)

166 153 Pelosi handing out pens only drew more attention to her pendulous dugs. Call me liar!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 16, 2020 12:25 PM (6VO15)

How many pens could Nancy hold under her boobs without any dropping to the floor?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 12:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

167 Greetings:

And plus he's a person of some color even if he's some kind of man.

Posted by: 11B40 at January 16, 2020 12:28 PM (evgyj)

168 Oh boy. John Roberts about to arrive at the Senate.

Abandon all hope.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
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*sigh* How I wish Clarence Thomas was the Chief Justice.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2020 12:28 PM (wiXsO)

169 I got a manu raju removed once. Couldn't walk for a week.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2020 12:28 PM (RD7QR)

170 163 This is how you beat them. Trump has shown anyone who cares to look.
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2020 12:27 PM (EBoug)

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"But begging for approval from the media is our guaranteed path to conservative victory!"
-The GOPe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:28 PM (q80AH)

171 >> Finally 100, who is the girl in the dry erase board video in the sidebar?


Not Brie Larson.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 16, 2020 12:28 PM (rCwaK)

172 I wonder if enough Arizonans will ever wake up to Primary her?

Who am I kidding; they elected McCain ad infinitum, why should I think they'll ever change?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2020 12:24 PM (tVQUs)

Daniel McCarthy is primarying her. She has the support of the GOPe of the State of Maricopa, so it is unlikely that McSally will lose the primary. She will lose to the Astronut in the general because of all the liberal Californians that have moved into the Phoenix area.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at January 16, 2020 12:28 PM (oAftW)

173 If you're going to burn a liberal/commie house down, first kick wedges under all the doors.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (bML9A)

174 why doese manu raju keep trying to suck my dick? does that shitheel work for microsoft?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (KP5rU)

175 Roberts isn't really going to be doing too much. Just making sure the Senate follows their own rules.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:22 PM (q80AH)


Like he makes sure laws follow the Constitution? We're fucked...

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (y7DUB)

176 Just because you're an establishment fake doesn't mean it's not cool when you call a turd a turd.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (nRWPy)

177 30 Good for her. I was under the impression she was more of a RINO type.
_____________

She is a RINO. But she's a RINO who wants to keep that senate seat, which she did not "inherit" from Juan McCain, and which belongs to us, the citizens of Arizona, the majority of whom do not like lefty pukes, as McSally knows.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (k4dH2)

178 I think that Manu Raju is being sexist for taking issue with a comment from a woman that could have come from the Honorable John McCain himself!

Posted by: West at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (JMHSn)

179 I love the leftist responses "but he's such a nice polite guy! How could she be so mean!!!?!??"

And here on just the 508th day of John McCain's funeral

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (KZzsI)

180 162 McSally should have bitch-slapped him a few times and made him cry.

As with most pussies, it doesn't sink in until they're whacked.
Posted by: jwest at January 16, 2020 12:27 PM (U6f/q)

*smack* ENOUGH WITH YOUR WHINING LITTLE BOY! I SHIT BIGGER THAN YOU!

Posted by: Martha McSally loses it at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

181 "Hit the brakes, and they fly right by." - LTC McSally

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (6TxTx)

182 Can we dare even hope that some spinal tissue has been injected into the house GOP?





I think they know that if they don't grow balls they will face defeat in 2020.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (0OmEj)

183 135 I'm surprised the Marine Band isn't there, playing a somber march for Robert's entrance. And somebody waving an incense thurible in front.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (C1Lsn)

184 115 I never got the point of dickies.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow
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A Dickie is a barely adequate imitation of something functional and useful. Much as Ms. Maddow imitates a sentient human being.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Kiss my Bot. at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (SFRAB)

185 Rothman is so soy has blood type is Tofu.

Posted by: Allie at January 16, 2020 12:30 PM (5oB5x)

186 Well with no fanfare the USMCA passed.. Media couldn't be bothered with that because "New impeachment evidence!"

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:30 PM (6XlcD)

187 Disloyal R's are far more difficult than Crooked Hillary. They come at you from all sides. They don't know how to win - I will teach them!

@realdonaldtrump 10:48am Oct 11, 2016

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2020 12:30 PM (EBoug)

188
I hate the label "liberal" for these leftist shits.

Yes, they should be called Progressives or commie scum.


Suggested reply for next time: "Manu, you're an anti-America, far-left radical. Anything I say to you, you will twist into something ridiculous that bears no resemblance to the truth.

Fuck off, asshole. And take the rest of Progda with you. You can't go out of business soon enough."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 16, 2020 12:30 PM (HaL55)

189 182 Can we dare even hope that some spinal tissue has been injected into the house GOP?





I think they know that if they don't grow balls they will face defeat in 2020.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 16, 2020 12:29 PM (0OmEj)

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The House GOP that didn't allow for a single member to vote in favor of either of the two impeachment votes? That House GOP?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:30 PM (q80AH)

190 >>>Daniel McCarthy is primarying her. She has the support of the GOPe of the State of Maricopa, so it is unlikely that McSally will lose the primary. She will lose to the Astronut in the general because of all the liberal Californians that have moved into the Phoenix area.

The last person to even get close to beating the McCain machine in AZ was JD Hayworth. He's the reason McCain had to run the "Build the Dang Fence" add; because Hayworth was pummeling him on immigration.

Hayworth lost and was blacklisted and chased out of the state party for his efforts.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 16, 2020 12:30 PM (datdl)

191 For funsies, look at how the GAO rated Obamacare.

For double-over laughs, check the opinion of the Democrats when the GAO scores Republican tax cuts.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 16, 2020 12:31 PM (vPKfA)

192 Well SanFranNan has alerted the media that they have new evidence to convict Trump and she demands the Senate allow it! The GAO said it was illegal for Trump to withhold the funds for Ukraine and this Parnas fellow has absolute proof Trump was trying to bribe them... You all know this will never end don't you...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:21 PM (6XlcD)

Once this impeachment is out of the way they'll start on the next one. So yes, until the GOP flips the House it's impeachment all the way down.
Posted by: joncelli



Until Barr starts arresting them.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

OMG. I kill my self.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2020 12:31 PM (bd376)

193 Just step back from all this and try to comprehend the following...

Marxist Democrats and their Deep State allies are attempting to remove the President from office because he was concerned about established Ukrainian corruption prior to sending them a s__t-ton of money, which we did send to them on time. And the newly elected Ukrainian PM agreed with Trump's concern. And this is somehow criminal because Joe Biden's son is almost certainly caught up in past Ukrainian linked corruption of US officials. Is that a fair summarization?

Posted by: PacosMojo at January 16, 2020 12:31 PM (4Pleu)

194 186 Well with no fanfare the USMCA passed.. Media couldn't be bothered with that because "New impeachment evidence!"
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:30 PM (6XlcD)

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Odd timing from Nancy on delivering the articles.

Coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:31 PM (q80AH)

195 Call me when someone releases a dozen trained attack dogs on an unsuspecting crowd of journos.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 16, 2020 12:31 PM (Rvlwi)

196 Listening to the holy Articles of Impeachment read-out by that slime Schiff, they are nothing more than the whining of a bunch of stompy-foot children, dressed-up in flowery legal lingo.

The sooner this crap gets resolved in the Senate, the better.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2020 12:31 PM (AMIL/)

197 McCain would also joke with reporters calling Asians "gooks". In the 2000's

But Trump said criminals pour across our border, and that makes him the real racist.

Posted by: Blago at January 16, 2020 12:31 PM (sjTfF)

198 Congressional and news media approval ratings continue to dive. I think that they are hovering around a little higher than a grave robber and slightly below a crack whore.

Liberal hack remark was very moderate to what I'd call them.

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2020 12:31 PM (oiNtH)

199 http://bit.ly/2R0gfPk
*******
Finally. The Feds including ICE appear to be investigating Ilhan Omar. - TheBlaze

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 16, 2020 12:31 PM (BqBId)

200 How many pens could Nancy hold under her boobs without any dropping to the floor?


Why again can this obscenely rich woman not buy a bra that works? WTF?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 16, 2020 12:32 PM (nRWPy)

201 I'm a Peruvian hack.

Posted by: Manu Piku at January 16, 2020 12:32 PM (vtcmf)

202 I'm mesmerized by the dry erase board chick. She sets up oscillations in her booty. It's like fluid bootydynamics.

Posted by: Martha McSally loses it at January 16, 2020 12:32 PM (RD7QR)

203
Liberal hack is one of the nicest things you can say about those scumbags

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2020 12:32 PM (kw5n8)

204 #BelieveAllWomen

Which means, I guess, that Manu *is* a hack.
Alinsky #4 mofos!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2020 12:32 PM (bDqIh)

205 I'm surprised the Marine Band isn't there, playing a somber march for Robert's entrance. And somebody waving an incense thurible in front.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 16, 2020


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Is that what that incense holder in church is called, a "thurible"?

"It was thurible watching Hillary Clinton collapse outside her van."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:32 PM (Ejm1K)

206
The sooner this crap gets resolved in the Senate, the better.

Agreed.. The Dems need time to start their new impeachment

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:32 PM (6XlcD)

207 115 I never got the point of dickies.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow


ISWYDT

Some tips are more blunted than pointed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020 12:33 PM (q1Pj5)

208 You gonna pull that smokewagon?

Posted by: Doc McSally at January 16, 2020 12:33 PM (koNhm)

209 166 - She can the Ultimate Crayola crayon box. 152 pieces.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 16, 2020 12:33 PM (6VO15)

210 "Here's some nut in your eye."

Posted by: Martha McSally at January 16, 2020 12:33 PM (EBoug)

211 There's a thurible in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at January 16, 2020 12:33 PM (vtcmf)

212 "It was thurible watching Hillary Clinton collapse outside her van."

"Thatth what I thaid"
--Mike Tyson

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

213 LMAO at the update.

And I cannot WAIT for the Mandels/Washington Examiner vs. NRO/Williamson/Lowry war.

letthemfight.gif

Posted by: El Kabong at January 16, 2020 12:34 PM (datdl)

214 Okay, that comment looks really weird with the sock.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2020 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

215

Former CJ Rhenquist remarked on presiding over Bubba's trial that his job was to do nothing and he did it well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 16, 2020 12:34 PM (rCwaK)

216 Rothman is so soy has blood type is Tofu.
Posted by: Allie at January 16, 2020 12:30 PM (5oB5x)

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LOL. Accurate. That man has no dick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 16, 2020 12:34 PM (fUqBx)

217 If they let Donald Trump appear to succeed even a millimeter, and every elected R gets the idea that this is how to treat them? Oh boy are they fucked.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2020 12:34 PM (EBoug)

218 "If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast." - Gen. Wm. T. Sherman

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 12:35 PM (sHVgQ)

219 Cuck, cuck, CUCKADOODLE DO!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 16, 2020 12:35 PM (pw+jk)

220 The GAO said it was illegal for Trump to withhold the funds for Ukraine and this Parnas fellow has absolute proof Trump was trying to bribe them... You all know this will never end don't you...

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The GAO isnt a legal body. Its opinion means dick.




Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:35 PM (8XRCm)

221 208
You gonna pull that smokewagon?

Posted by: Doc McSally at January 16, 2020 12:33 PM (koNhm)

Not before I turn your head into a canoe.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 12:36 PM (6TxTx)

222 Manu, you ignorant slut!

A fan of Manu shall henceforth be called Manu-er.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 16, 2020 12:36 PM (/Njku)

223 I dunno, this story is likely to resonate with airport refugees and CNN executives.

Posted by: Utter Contempt at January 16, 2020 12:36 PM (29cDf)

224 Maybe next she can stop running "polls"/ads asking Arizonans if illegal immigration are a major concern for them.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 16, 2020 12:11 PM (datdl)

She was just at the DHS ceremony in Yuma, AZ commemorating the 100th mile of new border wall.

Anyways, Trump is going to win Arizona. McSally needs to get as close to his voters as possible in order to ride his coattails. In 2016 Kelly Ayotte needlessly lost her razor thin race because she distanced herself from Trump over the Access Hollywood dust up.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 16, 2020 12:36 PM (RT6Hk)

225 Well with no fanfare the USMCA passed.. Media couldn't be bothered with that because "New impeachment evidence!"
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:30 PM (6XlcD)


I was glad that Mitch mentioned it yesterday at the shit show in the Senate with the "So Sad" democrats delivering articles of impeachment. I would have been happy that after going through that charade, he would have told them "Okay? Now get the fuck out!".

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2020 12:36 PM (oiNtH)

226 How many pens could Nancy hold under her boobs without any dropping to the floor?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 12:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

Trick question. All of them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020 12:37 PM (q1Pj5)

227 Is that what that incense holder in church is called, a "thurible"?

"It was thurible watching Hillary Clinton collapse outside her van."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:32 PM



I was about to ask the same thing.

**Tries to think of a thurible thing to say...can't**

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 16, 2020 12:37 PM (zkt/z)

228 Why again can this obscenely rich woman not buy a bra that works? WTF?

Its always 1968 in her head

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:37 PM (KZzsI)

229 ...Kelly Ayotte * in New Hampshire *

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 16, 2020 12:37 PM (RT6Hk)

230 Wrestler Rocky Johnson, "The Rock's" dad, dead at 75.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2020 12:37 PM (bd376)

231 This is from Manu Raju who is facing a very difficult time pretending to be credible and not just a democrat propagandist... er I meant HACK.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 16, 2020 12:37 PM (pw+jk)

232 I'd have her baby

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2020 12:37 PM (0AHn5)

233 230 Wrestler Rocky Johnson, "The Rock's" dad, dead at 75.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2020 12:37 PM (bd376)

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The Rock's granddad got beat up by James Bond in You Only Live Twice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:38 PM (q80AH)

234 She should also have flipped the fucker the bird.

If we're not yet ready to grab their microphones and jam them down their lying throats, then spit in their faces.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2020 12:38 PM (Ki5SV)

235 Reason 5,498 of why my kids are homeschooled - Dry Erase Teacher

Posted by: reason at January 16, 2020 12:38 PM (CGjum)

236 >>You should know that "This isn't a good look for [x]" is something
Twitter Zombies all endlessly repeat, each thinking it's a pretty witty
and original thing to say, despite the fact that they saw 10,000 of
their closest shut-in non-friends on Twitter saying it


Also deployed when one doesn't have an argument.

"I don't like what you said, but I have no good response to it, so I'll try to shame you into silence instead."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2020 12:38 PM (bDqIh)

237 Well with no fanfare the USMCA passed.. Media couldn't be bothered with that because "New impeachment evidence!"
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:30 PM (6XlcD)

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Odd timing from Nancy on delivering the articles.

Coincidence, I'm sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:31 PM (q80AH)

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That and the China Trade agreement Round 1 signing yesterdayl

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:38 PM (8XRCm)

238 So how do they know Trump is interfering in a future election... if Biden isn't preordained to be his oppponent? {pondering emoji}

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2020 12:38 PM (EBoug)

239 "Here's some nut in your eye."


Posted by: Martha McSally at January 16, 2020 12:33 PM (EBoug)

Tis better to be nutted out than to be nutted on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020 12:38 PM (q1Pj5)

240 Dana Loesch@DLoesch
My youngest said that Warren "seems like the kind of grandma that doesn't make cookies." Basically, he's saying she seems cold, but I like his phrasing better.

-
She makes pemmican.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

241
How many pens could Nancy hold under her boobs without any dropping to the floor?



Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 12:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

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Two, both boobs would hit the floor... Oh I read the question wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (pw+jk)

242 Good. That and people need to start saying "That is a stupid question and here's why".

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (mf5HN)

243 I'm not much of a McSally fan, but I'm more of one than I was yesterday.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (eeRX8)

244
Joe Biden is thuribly confused on most issues.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

245 That and the China Trade agreement Round 1 signing yesterdayl
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020


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As I read here a few weeks ago:

Trump just sold rice to China.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (Ejm1K)

246 The Rock's granddad got beat up by James Bond in You Only Live Twice.

I always think at first how much it would suck to be the bad guy that gets beat up by the hero but then I think "yeah but how cool would be to get beat up by James Bond?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (KZzsI)

247 I always loved Mork from Ork's signature catch-phase, "Manu! Manu!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (X27xn)

248 240 Dana Loesch@DLoesch
My youngest said that Warren "seems like the kind of grandma that doesn't make cookies." Basically, he's saying she seems cold, but I like his phrasing better.

-
She makes pemmican.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

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She drinks a mean beer in her kitchen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (q80AH)

249 224

Anyways, Trump is going to win Arizona. McSally
needs to get as close to his voters as possible in order to ride his
coattails. In 2016 Kelly Ayotte needlessly lost her razor thin race
because she distanced herself from Trump over the Access Hollywood dust
up.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 16, 2020 12:36 PM (RT6Hk)


Don't forget NH is increasingly purple to blue now. As a resident and PDT supporter, I'm more and more isolated and surrounded.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (N39Ws)

250 McSally's a tucked-under cuck. Greg Gianforte is more my speed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 16, 2020 12:40 PM (fUqBx)

251 Leftists should not be called liberal.

Pedophile sounds too civilized. I call them child fuckers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 16, 2020 12:40 PM (WmJSv)

252 248
240 Dana Loesch@DLoesch

My youngest said that Warren "seems like the kind of grandma that
doesn't make cookies." Basically, he's saying she seems cold, but I like
his phrasing better.



-

She makes pemmican.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)



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She drinks a mean beer in her kitchen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (q80AH)
Wonder if she can bake cookies better than Hillary did.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 16, 2020 12:40 PM (N39Ws)

253 My youngest said that Warren "seems like the kind of grandma that doesn't make cookies." Basically, he's saying she seems cold, but I like his phrasing better.

Heh. That, at least, sounds like something a little kid might say. But I still don't like these "listen to what a deep and profound thing my little kid said!!" bits

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

254 you're a liberal hack, buddy.

i love her.

Posted by: seriously yall at January 16, 2020 12:40 PM (sI15f)

255 >>>The Rock's granddad got beat up by James Bond in You Only Live Twice.


REALLY? Are you saying he was the big sumo-type guy in the suit bond fought in Osato's office?

The "Couch Fight"?

Posted by: NeverTrumper Semi-Gays at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (PbpT7)

256 243 I'm not much of a McSally fan, but I'm more of one than I was yesterday.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (eeRX

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I don't care much about McSally, but she's as much an establishment stooge as anyone in the Senate.

And she's telling off reporters calling them liberal hacks.

That's a good sign for how things could play out in this stupid trial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (q80AH)

257 Reason 5,498 of why my kids are homeschooled - Dry Erase Teacher

Posted by: reason at January 16, 2020 12:38 PM



Well, she may be teaching "Human Health".

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (zkt/z)

258 The GAO isnt a legal body. Its opinion means dick.




Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:35 PM (8XRCm)

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HOORAY....wait.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (CGjum)

259 Dana Loesch@DLoesch
My youngest said that Warren "seems like the kind of grandma that doesn't make cookies." Basically, he's saying she seems cold, but I like his phrasing better.

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Thats why she'll never be elected.

She reminds people of:

1. their mother in law
2. their first ex wife

3. now the gandma that wont make cookies.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (8XRCm)

260 Here's some nut in your eye."


Posted by: Martha McSally at January 16, 2020 12:33 PM (EBoug)

Tis better to be nutted out than to be nutted on.
Posted by: Count de Monet



'Tis better to be the nutter than the nutee.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (bd376)

261 Manu Raju ?

Is he related to Nanoo-Nanoo ?

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (arJlL)

262 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (9gDA7)

263 The way the Republican senators handle the impeachment trial will determine which ones I contribute the most to this year.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (wiXsO)

264 >>Dana Loesch@DLoesch

I want to roll you in Super Beets and lick it all offf.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (ZrjQi)

265 Dana Loesch@DLoesch
My youngest said that Warren "seems like the kind of grandma that doesn't make cookies." Basically, he's saying she seems cold, but I like his phrasing better.

-
She makes pemmican.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

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She drinks a mean beer in her kitchen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020


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On her coming-of-age vision quest she saw her totem animal.

The rat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (Ejm1K)

266 So Cavanaugh redux. Process doesn't work the way dems want short cir uit the process and introduce new bullshit charges after the fact and act like they were always there. Now is the part where they get activists to hound reps in the halls and call with death threats..

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 16, 2020 12:42 PM (dP+No)

267 Speaking of paid off media can any Moron tell me why the Mary Worth comic (which I see but do not read) now regularly has car scenes where the car is obviously a Fiat 500?

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2020 12:42 PM (FhXTo)

268 255 >>>The Rock's granddad got beat up by James Bond in You Only Live Twice.


REALLY? Are you saying he was the big sumo-type guy in the suit bond fought in Osato's office?

The "Couch Fight"?
Posted by: NeverTrumper Semi-Gays at January 16, 2020 12:41 PM (PbpT7)

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Yup.

Looked totally Japanese, too. \s

I was watching that and said, "He doesn't look Japanese. He looks Samoan."

Looked it up, The Rock's granddad, so Samoan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:42 PM (q80AH)

269 Since when does calling sky blue make you a conservative hero?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2020 12:42 PM (tVQUs)

270 254 you're a liberal hack, buddy.

i love her.
Posted by: seriously yall at January 16, 2020 12:40 PM (sI15f)

The buddy at the end makes it.

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2020 12:42 PM (0AHn5)

271 And this is why it will never change. CNN will continue to hack liberally and hand wringers will wring their hands accusing R's / Cons of being bullies.

Where's AllenG?

Burn it.

Salt it.

PROFIT!

Posted by: Sponge at January 16, 2020 12:42 PM (9gDA7)

272 from wikipedia (this is dwayne johnson's father):

Maivia was also in the fifth James Bond film, You Only Live Twice, where he plays a driver who transports a disguised Bond to Osato headquarters. His character also fights Bond, is hit with a sofa, wields a katana, and is put down with a statue. He was the (uncredited) stunt fight co-ordinator for the film.

That was one of the best fights in any James Bond film.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2020 12:42 PM (PbpT7)

273 Old and Busted: "Nancy Pelosi puts reporter in his place for asking her if she hates Trump LIKE A BOSS!!"

New Hotness: "How dare Sen. McSally get sassy with a reporter?! Muh norms!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2020 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

274 Seriously, if you were trapped living in an airport due to visa problems like that guy in that movie and all you could watch was airport CNN, wouldn't you just rather be deported?

Posted by: Utter Contempt at January 16, 2020 12:43 PM (l0zy6)

275 Good for her. Punch back twice as hard.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 16, 2020 12:43 PM (T09ml)

276 272 from wikipedia (this is dwayne johnson's father):

Maivia was also in the fifth James Bond film, You Only Live Twice, where he plays a driver who transports a disguised Bond to Osato headquarters. His character also fights Bond, is hit with a sofa, wields a katana, and is put down with a statue. He was the (uncredited) stunt fight co-ordinator for the film.

That was one of the best fights in any James Bond film.
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2020 12:42 PM (PbpT7)

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It's good, inventive, and fun.

But up through Diamonds are Forever (that I've seen on this go through), the best has got to be the train fight in From Russia with Love.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:43 PM (q80AH)

277 228 Why again can this obscenely rich woman not buy a bra that works? WTF?

Its always 1968 in her head

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:37 PM (KZzsI)


Nancy must have a very powerful nuclear-powered gyroscope implanted in her behind, to stabilize her. Otherwise, I see no way she could walk, given the heels she wears and that chest-mounted mass, whatever it is.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2020 12:43 PM (AMIL/)

278 Speaking of paid off media can any Moron tell me why the Mary Worth comic (which I see but do not read) now regularly has car scenes where the car is obviously a Fiat 500?
Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2020


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Mary Worth is still around???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:43 PM (Ejm1K)

279

Posted by: PacosMojo at January 16, 2020 12:31 PM (4Pleu)

You left out "ORANGEMANBAD"

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (9p0cQ)

280 > It wasn't McCain's seat you dipshit.

Right. Senator SexyBoots got Fuckstain McCain's seat.

And is actually better than him, despite being a declared Democrat.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: it should be no more socially acceptable to be a Marxist than it is to be a Nazi. Both philosophies are utterly evil.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (qUFPp)

281 246 The Rock's granddad got beat up by James Bond in You Only Live Twice.

I always think at first how much it would suck to be the bad guy that gets beat up by the hero but then I think "yeah but how cool would be to get beat up by James Bond?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (KZzsI)



If you ever listen to wrestler interviews they almost seem to universally love getting to be the heel. They get to be a little bit looser, and they seem to just love the fact that they can get the crowd to hate them and get bigger cheers for the baby face when they finally get beaten.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (G2zl5)

282 Honestly, who the fuck do these reporters think they are? There's a reason just about everyone, including that guy doinking your mom, hates you.

You're a bunch of lying, biased, Democrat fellating Twitter whores.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks from a thousand yards at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (VtIqB)

283 Dana Loesch@DLoesch
My youngest said that Warren "seems like the kind of grandma that doesn't make cookies." Basically, he's saying she seems cold, but I like his phrasing better.

-
She makes pemmican.
____________

Pow-wow chow cookies. She stole the recipe out of the NY Times.

Remember when somebody said that about Hillary back in the '80's, and she made some chocolate chip cookies or something, to prove she could? lol, good times.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (k4dH2)

284 Hunt each one of these people down and rip their heads from their bodies. It's fun.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (CLteG)

285 19 It wasn't McCain's seat you dipshit. She didn't inherit it from him and have to follow some special rules he laid out.

Posted by: The "Kennedy" Seat at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (BRpqW)

286 280 > It wasn't McCain's seat you dipshit.

Right. Senator SexyBoots got Fuckstain McCain's seat.

And is actually better than him, despite being a declared Democrat.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: it should be no more socially acceptable to be a Marxist than it is to be a Nazi. Both philosophies are utterly evil.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (qUFPp)

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Sinema won Flake's seat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (q80AH)

287 Mary Worth is still around???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Now called Martin Worth

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (vd8XM)

288 I think a lot of women liked Hillary okay and couldn't figure out why men disliked her, but women REALLY do not seem to like Elizabeth Warren at all. She hits some kind of scoldy mother-in-law zone to women where Hillary didn't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

289 She drinks a mean beer in her kitchen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (q80AH)

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But only after she...uh...finds her...uh...husband...

Husband? Oh, heteronormative husband! Are you home? Oh. Yes. There you are. Would you like to join me as I casually drink this beverage which my staffers tell me tested very well with the focus groups? *checks palm of hand* Sweaty? I mean, Sweetie?

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 16, 2020 12:45 PM (CGjum)

290 Martha, I know Manny Rongju. Manny Rongju is a friend of mine. And believe me, you're no Manny Rongju.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2020 12:45 PM (sWM8x)

291 Dana Loesch@DLoesch
My youngest said that Warren "seems like the kind of grandma that doesn't make cookies." Basically, he's saying she seems cold, but I like his phrasing better.

-
She makes pemmican.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

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She drinks a mean beer in her kitchen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020


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Firewater bad for Indian. Makes him shoot at Yellow Leg soldier . . . and miss.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:45 PM (Ejm1K)

292 I thought Sen. McSally was being polite when she called the CNN p**ce of s**t a Liberal Hack.

Posted by: Steven Browning at January 16, 2020 12:45 PM (0YZ6P)

293 "Joe Biden is thuribly confused on most issues."

The Democrats must cringe every time he says something. He's obviously not all there.

Posted by: Chris M at January 16, 2020 12:45 PM (eAZVt)

294
Nancy Pelosi looks like an aged prostitute in a tasteless Hustler Magazine cartoon. Seriously. It's sad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 16, 2020 12:45 PM (fUqBx)

295 They bring a microphone to a knife fight, you being a friggin' howitzer!!!

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 16, 2020 12:45 PM (zkt/z)

296 Damn Shep sock.

Posted by: reason at January 16, 2020 12:45 PM (CGjum)

297 280 > It wasn't McCain's seat you dipshit.

Right. Senator SexyBoots got Fuckstain McCain's seat.
_____________

True. McSally got Kyl's seat, or the one he was in anyway.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (k4dH2)

298 287 Mary Worth is still around???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yes and it's still stuck on the same plot it was on when you last saw it. And it doesn't matter how many years ago that was.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

299 She damned well better not apologize

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (6XlcD)

300 Mary Worth was one of the most pointless comic strips ever, along with Brenda Starr.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (NWiLs)

301 > She drinks a mean beer in her kitchen.

She's a culinary wizard with the world-renowned seafood of Oklahoma.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (qUFPp)

302 Manu Raju sounds like a South Pacific island inhabited by cannibals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2020 12:20 PM (ptqGC)
.........

Pygmy cannibals.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

303 Manu Raju was definitely given atomic wedgies in school and always picked last for dodge ball.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (gmo/4)

304 Sinema won Flake's seat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (q80AH)

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... and has been consistently more conservative than Flake ever since.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (8XRCm)

305

Alternate post title:

"Hack" Is The New "Macaca"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 16, 2020 12:47 PM (WEFVH)

306 My only quibble is that she called him a liberal hack. He's a leftist hack. I have completely phased out 'liberal' when referring to these people.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2020 12:47 PM (JoUsr)

307
She drinks a mean beer in her kitchen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020

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Firewater bad for Indian. Makes him shoot at Yellow Leg soldier . . . and miss.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:45 PM (Ejm1K)

I'm reasonably sure Lizzy is a mean drunk.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

308 But up through Diamonds are Forever (that I've seen on this go through), the best has got to be the train fight in From Russia with Love.

Yeah a lot of Bond fights are pretty weak but that one is at the top of my list.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

309 Morning all!! Pelosi is starting to look like an aging transgender. She needs to tone down the make up some.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2020 12:47 PM (ta3o0)

310 Warren learned how to smoke plains crab from her grandmother. Family recipe.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020 12:47 PM (q1Pj5)

311 272 from wikipedia (this is dwayne johnson's father):

Maivia was also in the fifth James Bond film, You Only Live Twice, where he plays a driver who transports a disguised Bond to Osato headquarters. His character also fights Bond, is hit with a sofa, wields a katana, and is put down with a statue. He was the (uncredited) stunt fight co-ordinator for the film.

That was one of the best fights in any James Bond film.
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2020 12:42 PM (PbpT7)


That's his maternal grandfather High Chief Maivia. Not his dad.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 16, 2020 12:47 PM (G2zl5)

312 Nancy Pelosi looks like an aged prostitute in a tasteless Hustler Magazine cartoon. Seriously. It's sad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 16, 2020


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Remember the Oversexed Grandma cartoons in Playboy? If she tied her hair back, Pelosi would look like Grandma.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:47 PM (Ejm1K)

313 I saw a comment somewhere, maybe here, idk, that Pelosi's facelifted eyebrows make her look like a raccoon.

Now I can't stop seeing it!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 16, 2020 12:48 PM (xfb67)

314 My only quibble is that she called him a liberal hack. He's a leftist hack. I have completely phased out 'liberal' when referring to these people.

+100 as the kids say

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

315 She damned well better not apologize

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM



sure she can.
Did I call you a liberal hack?
Sorry.
I meant to say Scum-sucking Siberian Snow-pimp liberal hack.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 16, 2020 12:48 PM (zkt/z)

316 Liberal hack? Silly little pussy is more like it. You go girl! I'm almost willing to move to Arizona to vote for you in your next election.

Posted by: Comance Voter at January 16, 2020 12:48 PM (NvbIF)

317 That's Colonel McSally, you fucking dunce.

She flew the A-10, Manu Douchu is lucky he didn't get a 30mm up his ass.

Exit question. Do you think a USAF Academy graduate and combat pilot doesn't know how to handle some leery douchebag? Survey says, yes, and we just watched it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks from a thousand yards at January 16, 2020 12:48 PM (VtIqB)

318 women REALLY do not seem to like Elizabeth Warren at all. She hits some kind of scoldy mother-in-law zone to women where Hillary didn't.
___________

Hillz seems more like a really mean, bitchy first wife. Which is what she is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 16, 2020 12:48 PM (k4dH2)

319
I'm reasonably sure Lizzy is a mean drunk.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

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Warren sure is a mean sober.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (pw+jk)

320 Mary Worth was one of the most pointless comic strips ever, along with Brenda Starr.
Posted by: Insomniac


Dondi.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (Qf83p)

321 Nancy Pelosi has man hands. What the heck is with those monstrously large man hands?

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (gmo/4)

322 I'm reasonably sure Lizzy is a mean drunk.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver

And a mean sober

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (vd8XM)

323 304 Sinema won Flake's seat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:44 PM (q80AH)

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... and has been consistently more conservative than Flake ever since.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (8XRCm)
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When on the Senate floor, she's talks to more Republicans than Flake ever did.

My word as a Biden...if I was a Biden.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (G0vdT)

324 Pelosi lashes out at James Rosen when he asked her "Do you hate President Trump?"

"Don't mess with me!" Ms. Tough Guy replied. She then spouts some lies about praying for Trump.

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (oiNtH)

325 Mary Worth was one of the most pointless comic strips ever, along with Brenda Starr.
Posted by: Insomniac

Dondi.
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (Qf83p)

----

Nancy

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (8XRCm)

326 McSally sounds like Mitch had a little talk with her.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (6/uwW)

327 Damn...so close

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2020 12:50 PM (vd8XM)

328 Manu Raju? Is he reprising Mork?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2020 12:50 PM (YqDXo)

329 ... and has been consistently more conservative than Flake ever since.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (8XRCm)



I was going to say that makes three politicians who are more conservative in office than their rhetoric on the campaign trail (the other two being Trump and Ron DeSantis) but I do believe that Senatrix McStompyBoots ran on a platform of I'll represent all Arizonans. It's just that no one believed her and here we are.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2020 12:50 PM (mf5HN)

330 Mary Worth was one of the most pointless comic strips ever, along with Brenda Starr.

Posted by: Insomniac



Dondi.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (Qf83p)



----



Nancy

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (8XRCm)

Apt 3G

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020 12:50 PM (q1Pj5)

331 > Sinema won Flake's seat.

You're right, of course. I don't know how I misremembered that. Sinema defeated McSally for Flake's seat, McSally was appointed to replace Kyl, who was only in there for a short placeholder period after being appointed to replace Fuckstain.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2020 12:50 PM (qUFPp)

332 308 But up through Diamonds are Forever (that I've seen on this go through), the best has got to be the train fight in From Russia with Love.

Yeah a lot of Bond fights are pretty weak but that one is at the top of my list.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

==========

Close quarters, throwing everything at each other, fists connecting. It's awesome.

I call it the prim British grandfather to the trailer fight between the Bride and Elle in Kill Bill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:51 PM (q80AH)

333 Pow Wow Chow Warren reminds me of the spinster Aunt everyone tried to avoid at Family reunions

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:51 PM (6XlcD)

334 Mary Worth was one of the most pointless comic strips ever, along with Brenda Starr.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (NWiLs)


Nancy. Not funny, insightful or anything except tediously annoying.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2020 12:51 PM (y7DUB)

335 Over/under on when Mitt Romney tweets about respect for journolist.......3 hours 18 minutes.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 16, 2020 12:52 PM (y/cmt)

336 Pow Wow Chow Warren reminds me of the spinster Aunt everyone tried to avoid at Family reunions
Posted by: It's me donna

The one who brings the green jello salad.
With tuna fish in it

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2020 12:52 PM (vd8XM)

337 335 Over/under on when Mitt Romney tweets about respect for journolist.......3 hours 18 minutes.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 16, 2020 12:52 PM (y/cmt)

=========

It's JoeF's satire or nothing for me, thank you very much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:52 PM (q80AH)

338
Nancy also has that Bawbwa Wawa lispy thing that once you hear it in her speach... you cant thtop heawing it.

Itth re-we annoying and dith-con-therting.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

339 Rex Morgan, MD.
Apartment 3-G.
Judge Parker.

The paper in the town I used to live in was thoughtful enough to group them all in one section of the comics, along with Mary Worth. I called it the "suck corner".

Saved a lot of time, since you knew you didn't even have to glance at that corner.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2020 12:52 PM (qUFPp)

340 331 > Sinema won Flake's seat.

You're right, of course. I don't know how I misremembered that. Sinema defeated McSally for Flake's seat, McSally was appointed to replace Kyl, who was only in there for a short placeholder period after being appointed to replace Fuckstain.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2020 12:50 PM (qUFPp)



Eh, there are still people here that fuck up the timeline of the Roberts, Miers, Alito SCOTUS selections so no big deal.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 16, 2020 12:52 PM (G2zl5)

341 The one who brings the green jello salad.
With tuna fish in it
Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2020 12:52 PM (vd8XM)

Yeah... That's the one

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2020 12:52 PM (6XlcD)

342 Elizabeth Warren is the relative you send shitty fruitcake to at Christmas because you have to get them something.

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2020 12:52 PM (0AHn5)

343 >>>That's his maternal grandfather High Chief Maivia. Not his dad.


oh. I guess I misread.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2020 12:53 PM (PbpT7)

344 Mary Worth was one of the most pointless comic strips ever, along with Brenda Starr.
Posted by: Insomniac

Dondi.
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2020


*
*

They were soap operas, weren't they? Dramatic and sometimes melodramatic situations, drawn in great detail over weeks, and as soon as one situation was resolved another came over the horizon?

Whereas "comic" comic strips like Wizard of ID or Beetle Bailey or B.C. have their four panels, setting up the joke, elaborating on it, then toss in the punchline; and tomorrow it's another sequence entirely.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:53 PM (Ejm1K)

345 My only quibble is that she called him a liberal hack. He's a leftist hack. I have completely phased out 'liberal' when referring to these people.

I got tired of saying "liberal/ leftist/ democratic socialist/ socialist/ communist/ progressive.

I now go with "Red." That pretty much covers all of them. It's shorter, and pithier than any of the above, and more accurate than any of them except "communist."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2020 12:53 PM (YqDXo)

346 321 Nancy Pelosi has man hands. What the heck is with those monstrously large man hands?
Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (gmo/4)

I've got three words for you:

San Francisco

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2020 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

347 The newspipple is being kept outside in a pen with a sign that reads: DON'T FEED THE PRESS.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2020 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

348
Senatrix McStompyBoots

-----

Damn.


Thats hawt.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

349 James Bond beats the crap out of the Rock's dad using furniture fu.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VPBY6c5iuDg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2020 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)

350 Whereas "comic" comic strips like Wizard of ID or Beetle Bailey or B.C. have their four panels, setting up the joke, elaborating on it, then toss in the punchline; and tomorrow it's another sequence entirely.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:53 PM (Ejm1K)

THE KING IS A FINK!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:54 PM (NWiLs)

351 pelosi can open a beer with her nipples.



my word as a biden.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 12:54 PM (KP5rU)

352 She drinks a mean beer in her kitchen.

She's a culinary wizard with the world-renowned seafood of Oklahoma.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2020 12:46 PM (qUFPp)

-----------

Her ancestors knew how to use every part of the prairie-crab.

Posted by: reason at January 16, 2020 12:54 PM (CGjum)

353

I mean clearly, everyone knows that "hack" in Hindi means "syphilitic monkey," making McSally a racist of the highest order.

Posted by: StefanH at January 16, 2020 12:54 PM (tbid8)

354 pelosi can open a beer with her nipples.

-----

Without picking it up from the table.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 16, 2020 12:55 PM (fUqBx)

355 I think Brenda Starr gave me a youthful boner.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2020 12:55 PM (y7DUB)

356 They were soap operas, weren't they? Dramatic and sometimes melodramatic situations, drawn in great detail over weeks, and as soon as one situation was resolved another came over the horizon?

Yeah, I guess there's fans of that.

Sylvia is the comic I couldn't understand who the hell wanted. It was awful art, hard to read, and never had anything interesting or funny to say. Who the hell pays for that crap?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

357 About 65 minutes from now Chief Justice Roberts sashays into the Senate.

Posted by: Baldy at January 16, 2020 12:55 PM (OLCH5)

358 343 >>>That's his maternal grandfather High Chief Maivia. Not his dad.


oh. I guess I misread.
Posted by: ace at January 16, 2020 12:53 PM (Pb


They're both wrestlers so it's not too surprising to get a bit confused. Especially if you're not aware which side of the family The Rock gets his Samoan heritage from.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 16, 2020 12:55 PM (G2zl5)

359 Pow Wow Chow Warren

As opposed to Bow Wow Chow Obama.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2020 12:55 PM (YqDXo)

360
I've got three words for you:

San Francisco

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2020 12:53 PM




Damned Horde maths.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at January 16, 2020 12:55 PM (zkt/z)

361 The fight choreography for most early Bond films was pretty lame.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:56 PM (NWiLs)

362 344 Mary Worth was one of the most pointless comic strips ever, along with Brenda Starr.
Posted by: Insomniac

Dondi.
Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2020

*
*

They were soap operas, weren't they? Dramatic and sometimes melodramatic situations, drawn in great detail over weeks, and as soon as one situation was resolved another came over the horizon?

Whereas "comic" comic strips like Wizard of ID or Beetle Bailey or B.C. have their four panels, setting up the joke, elaborating on it, then toss in the punchline; and tomorrow it's another sequence entirely.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:53 PM (Ejm1K)


I confess to being a regular reader and commenter on Comics Curmudgeon, which is all about snarking on the comics.

Judge Parker has become boring but before a change in artists it was notable for its t&a. Mary Worth is always snark worthy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 12:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

363 361 The fight choreography for most early Bond films was pretty lame.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:56 PM (NWiLs)

==========

Fight me!

*throws punch that obviously ends three inches from face*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:56 PM (q80AH)

364 I Love Greg Gutfeld-

https://tinyurl.com/rau5wjj

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2020 12:57 PM (wiXsO)

365 pelosi can open a beer with her nipples.

-----

Without picking it up from the FLOOR.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 16, 2020 12:55 PM (fUqBx)
.........

minor edit

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2020 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

366 Everyone is growing Trump balls, even the chicks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2020 12:57 PM (8/eY3)

367 Given his history of writing pr0n stories, what do you think the odds are of Bernie having Fauxahontas pr0n on his laptop?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2020 12:57 PM (qUFPp)

368
About 65 minutes from now Chief Justice Roberts sashays into the Senate.
Posted by: Baldy at January 16, 2020 12:55 PM (OLCH5)

-----

And the Corleones sit in the back with his adopted children in attendance.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

369 363 361 The fight choreography for most early Bond films was pretty lame.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:56 PM (NWiLs)

==========

Fight me!

*throws punch that obviously ends three inches from face*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:56 PM (q80AH)

*feels breeze*
*staggers backward in exaggerated fashion*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

370 "Nancy. Not funny, insightful or anything except tediously annoying."

Non-sequitur was pretty bad. It either left me confused or pissed off. I was happy when my paper threw them out after the "Fuck Trump" incident.

Posted by: Chris M at January 16, 2020 12:57 PM (eAZVt)

371 99 "Living constitution, bitches."
-The right wing SCOTUS that leftists truly fear
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:18 PM (q80AH)

And unfortunately, this is what makes me worry that I have no principles.

Posted by: Allie at January 16, 2020 12:58 PM (sm6Pk)

372 Given his history of writing pr0n stories, what do you think the odds are of Bernie having Fauxahontas pr0n on his laptop?





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2020 12:57 PM (qUFPp)

About the same as Dark Helmet having action figures.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020 12:58 PM (q1Pj5)

373
Trump's next move should be to tear out the floor in the WH press room to reveal the old swimming pool below. Then call a press conference, only to have them walk in and see Melania doing laps in a bikini, who then lets them know their press passes have all been revoked for being hacks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 16, 2020 12:58 PM (fUqBx)

374 330 Mary Worth was one of the most pointless comic strips ever, along with Brenda Starr.

Posted by: Insomniac



Dondi.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (Qf83p)



----



Nancy

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 12:49 PM (8XRCm)

Apt 3G
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020 12:50 PM (q1Pj5)

-----------

Cathy

(runs and hides, but isn't sorry)

Posted by: reason at January 16, 2020 12:58 PM (CGjum)

375 Whereas "comic" comic strips like Wizard of ID or Beetle Bailey or B.C. have their four panels, setting up the joke, elaborating on it, then toss in the punchline; and tomorrow it's another sequence entirely.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:53 PM (Ejm1K)

THE KING IS A FINK!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020


*
*

[A candle is burning in the bowl of swill the jailer brings to the Eternal Prisoner]

Prisoner: "Whose birthday is it?"
Jailer: "The swill's. It's a year old today."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 12:59 PM (Ejm1K)

376 Eh, there are still people here that fuck up the timeline of the Roberts, Miers, Alito SCOTUS selections so no big deal.


::shifty eyes::

::flop sweat::

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2020 12:59 PM (Qf83p)

377 Non-sequitur was pretty bad. It either left me confused or pissed off. I was happy when my paper threw them out after the "Fuck Trump" incident.
Posted by: Chris M at January 16, 2020 12:57 PM (eAZVt)

It's garbage. Pearls Before Swine is pretty funny. I especially like the "Danny Donkey" stories.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

378
*feels breeze*
*staggers backward in exaggerated fashion*
Posted by: Insomniac

*falls down on ground writhing in pain like a soccer player*

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2020 12:59 PM (vd8XM)

379 Martha McSally just barely achieves One status.




And I like her dismissing that liberal hack like a boss.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2020 01:00 PM (ufFY8)

380 371 99 "Living constitution, bitches."
-The right wing SCOTUS that leftists truly fear
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 12:18 PM (q80AH)

And unfortunately, this is what makes me worry that I have no principles.
Posted by: Allie at January 16, 2020 12:58 PM (sm6Pk)

=========

I don't want a right wing living constitution.

I want the federal government placed back in the box that it belongs in.

Kill the administrative state's ability to make law through rules.

Take away the federal government's ability to establish domestic policy on the majority of fronts, keeping it relegated to foreign policy.

It'll never happen, but I really wouldn't mind a federal government that more closely resembled its powers in the 1850s than now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 16, 2020 01:00 PM (q80AH)

381
Over/under on when Mitt Romney tweets about respect for journolist.......3 hours 18 minutes.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 16, 2020 12:52 PM (y/cmt)






Depends on how fast his polling company can work the phones so they can tell him what he's supposed to say.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2020 01:00 PM (eXA4G)

382 *feels breeze*
*staggers backward in exaggerated fashion*
Posted by: Insomniac

*falls down on ground writhing in pain like a soccer player*
Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2020 12:59 PM (vd8XM)

--------

*scribbles out personal tort filing

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2020 01:00 PM (8XRCm)

383 As much as it pains me to say it, at least Hillary had the ability to fool some people with her 'stage persona' for lack of a better description. Sure, she was throwing chairs behind the scenes and cussing worse than Satan at anyone who crossed her, but when she needed to, that Intelligent, Statesman Hillary could convince some. OTOH, Warren doesn't carry herself as some well-versed, smart woman. Instead, she's always angry, always scowling, and reminds people of the lady down the street all the kids hated, the one who came running out of her front door if you dared make too much noise while playing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2020 01:00 PM (JoUsr)

384 They should be addressed as scumbag assholes at every opportunity.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 16, 2020 01:00 PM (yhf6w)

385
Special Report from Manu Raja: Are black holes racist? And is it Trump's fault?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2020 01:00 PM (r+sAi)

386


Is "Manu" a nickname/shorter version of "Manure?"

By the way, the way McSally pronounced the word "hack" was genius.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2020 01:00 PM (zBaqJ)

387 The fight choreography for most early Bond films was pretty lame.

Well part of it was that they were really stylized, it was almost a dance, fixed in what was done almost in what order. But the other problem is that the mixing was terrible; they took too long so it was obvious someone was standing there waiting to be hit.

I'd say martial arts movies helped with this, but frankly they didn't. Bruce Lee's films are shot so close up you can barely tell what is going on most of the time (there are exceptions, like the fight between him and Kareem). I don't really know when fighting finally got good in movies. Stuff like Die Hard was better (if fanciful, a guy getting punched in the face 15 times with his head up against an iron pipe jumps up fresh as a daisy to hit back).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

388 358 They're both wrestlers so it's not too surprising to get a bit confused. Especially if you're not aware which side of the family The Rock gets his Samoan heritage from.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 16, 2020 12:55 PM (G2zl5)

These days, more fans don't realize that Rock is half black.

Even the most Woke Snowflake fans tend to insist he's 100% Samoan.

(They also don't seem to know that he's not a blood relative to the Anoa'i family, but he IS to Nia Jax).

Posted by: Allie at January 16, 2020 01:01 PM (sm6Pk)

389 The thing about most soap opera comic strips is that you can glance at them once a month and keep up on the plot.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 01:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

390 I think the whole exchange helps McSally, she had an ugly primary and lot of the base felt like she was McCain lite. Lost very narrowly to Sinema.

I do think she probably has the toughest Senate contest in 2020, but I see Trump winning AZ. The Dem won't have a blue wave to ride on.

Posted by: Blago at January 16, 2020 01:01 PM (sjTfF)

391 Sylvia is the comic I couldn't understand who the hell wanted. It was awful art, hard to read, and never had anything interesting or funny to say. Who the hell pays for that crap?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020


*
*

I liked the way they drew Sally in "Sally Forth." Love that black hair.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 01:01 PM (Ejm1K)

392 Not knowing McSally from dog poop until this post I'd say she's a plus 1 with me--starting today .

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 16, 2020 01:02 PM (i3n/x)

393 The fight choreography for most early Bond films was pretty lame.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:56 PM (NWiLs)



I'll tell you who enjoyed my horizontal choreography, Trebek Insomniac.


Your Mother.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 16, 2020 01:02 PM (q57gj)

394 Everyone is growing Trump balls, even the chicks.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2020 12:57 PM (8/eY3)

========

That's hawt.

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at January 16, 2020 01:02 PM (CGjum)

395 By the way, the way McSally pronounced the word "hack" was genius.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Does a little phlegm come up when she does?

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)

396 17 That's Colonel McSally, you fucking dunce.

She flew the A-10, Manu Douchu is lucky he didn't get a 30mm up his ass.

Exit question. Do you think a USAF Academy graduate and combat pilot doesn't know how to handle some leery douchebag? Survey says, yes, and we just watched it.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks

...

What is the style guide for multiple titles like this?

Senator Colonel McSally
Or
Colonel Senator McSally.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2020 01:02 PM (vIrCr)

397 390 I think the whole exchange helps McSally, she had an ugly primary and lot of the base felt like she was McCain lite. Lost very narrowly to Sinema.

I do think she probably has the toughest Senate contest in 2020, but I see Trump winning AZ. The Dem won't have a blue wave to ride on.
Posted by: Blago at January 16, 2020 01:01 PM (sjTfF)


Yup. This is not a midterm and Trump is going to have some YUUUUGE and beautiful coattails.

PS - the dow is 800 points short of 30,000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2020 01:03 PM (zBaqJ)

398 (They also don't seem to know that he's not a blood relative to the Anoa'i family, but he IS to Nia Jax).

Posted by: Allie at January 16, 2020 01:01 PM (sm6Pk)

Well I definitely didn't know that. I also don't know who those families are.

Posted by: Someguy at January 16, 2020 01:03 PM (9PapW)

399 I mean it's President General for the dictators that go in for that sort of thing, right?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2020 01:03 PM (vIrCr)

400 So will the media begin droning again about how courageous they are?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 01:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

401 Can't make this shit up. Reporters are bitching and complaining about the cigar smoke in the LSU locker room after they won a Natty.

https://mobile.twitter.com/CFBHeather/status/ 1216969584454094849?s=20

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 16, 2020 01:03 PM (XTGY/)

402 What is the style guide for multiple titles like this?

You'd have to ask the Germans, they have a whole system for titles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 01:03 PM (KZzsI)

403
Trump's next move should be to tear out the floor in the WH press room to reveal the old swimming pool below. Then call a press conference, only to have them walk in and see Melania doing laps in a bikini, who then lets them know their press passes have all been revoked for being hacks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 16, 2020 12:58 PM (fUqBx)






Dr Evil trapdoors to the crematoria.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2020 01:04 PM (eXA4G)

404 395 By the way, the way McSally pronounced the word "hack" was genius.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Does a little phlegm come up when she does?
Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)


It was kind of a nasal quality that gave it a "fuck-off-and-die-asshole" quality to it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2020 01:04 PM (zBaqJ)

405 What is the style guide for multiple titles like this?



Senator Colonel McSally

Or

Colonel Senator McSally.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2020 01:02 PM (vIrCr)

Senator Colonel McSally.

Posted by: Colonel Angus at January 16, 2020 01:04 PM (q1Pj5)

406 >>So will the media begin droning again about how courageous they are?


They are like First Responders and shit.

Also, like soldiers.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 01:04 PM (ZrjQi)

407 I woulda snapped James Bond like a Slim Jim. Oh yeah!

Posted by: Randy 'Macho Man' Savage at January 16, 2020 01:04 PM (6VO15)

408
PS - the dow is 800 points short of 30,000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2020 01:03 PM (zBaqJ)

When it hits 30k, will the media:

1. Run headlines saying why economic prosperity is a bad thing.

or

2. Stop reporting economic news entirely.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 16, 2020 01:05 PM (ayFCE)

409 >>What is the style guide for multiple titles like this?


I read that as Multiple Titties.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 01:05 PM (ZrjQi)

410 Senator Colonel McSally.

Posted by: Colonel Angus at January 16, 2020 01:04 PM (q1Pj5)

Sandwich names are really getting out of control.

Posted by: Someguy at January 16, 2020 01:05 PM (9PapW)

411 You gotta love all this recent meltdown theater if one dares to verbalize the least little criticism of media figures. Since when did it become completely verboten to not say mean things to the "Press?" Toughen up, sissies.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2020 01:05 PM (JoUsr)

412 You and me both, brother.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roger Taney at January 16, 2020 01:05 PM (AzW6q)

413
PS - the dow is 800 points short of 30,000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2020 01:03 PM (zBaqJ)


It will never recover.


-- Paul "kiddie pron" Krugman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2020 01:05 PM (mpeBU)

414 393 The fight choreography for most early Bond films was pretty lame.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 12:56 PM (NWiLs)


I'll tell you who enjoyed my horizontal choreography, Trebek Insomniac.


Your Mother.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 16, 2020 01:02 PM

...

There's a really funny subreddit dedicated to Sean Connery's pronunciation.

Schubreddit I think it's called.

Anyway every old fight scene is the most hilariously telegraphed punches delivered to a waiting and cooperative opponent.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2020 01:06 PM (vIrCr)

415 More of this please... all GOP should be doing this, every day, all the time.

Posted by: Inogame at January 16, 2020 01:06 PM (+2xjH)

416 Democrat/media sexism, straight up. She can't be gruff like McCain because she's a woman.

Posted by: mediapostate at January 16, 2020 01:06 PM (oz1zE)

417 I read that as Multiple Titties.

"you want some of this?"
--Girl on Mars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

418
OTOH, Warren doesn't carry herself as some well-versed, smart woman. Instead, she's always angry, always scowling, and reminds people of the lady down the street all the kids hated, the one who came running out of her front door if you dared make too much noise while playing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2020 01:00 PM (JoUsr)





The smelly old hag who leaves threatening notes and polaroids of your parked car in your windshield wipers if you park on the public street in front of her house.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2020 01:06 PM (eXA4G)

419 They are like First Responders and shit.

Also, like soldiers.
Posted by: garrett

And they go in unarmed.

Well, at least I do.

...Michelle Fields....

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2020 01:06 PM (vd8XM)

420 413
PS - the dow is 800 points short of 30,000.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2020 01:03 PM (zBaqJ)


It will never recover.


-- Paul "kiddie pron" Krugman
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2020 01:05 PM (mpeBU)

OK, now how about food prices going back down?

Posted by: Allie at January 16, 2020 01:07 PM (sm6Pk)

421 I bet McSally is happy they got rid of the estate tax before she inherited that Senate seat.

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2020 01:07 PM (U5kUe)

422 I Love Greg Gutfeld-

https://tinyurl.com/rau5wjj
Posted by: redridinghood


Danasopurty

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2020 01:07 PM (Qf83p)

423 Sessions: "I do think for the Republicans-it is time for them to toughen up. There is not an impeachment case here. This is a terrible, terrible abuse of the awesome impeachment power...."

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 16, 2020 01:07 PM (BqBId)

424 So West Virginia invites the 2A counties in Virginia to switch states. That's a cool move.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2020 01:07 PM (wrO39)

425 Mollie and Margot Cleveland call out the fakest MSM people, by name

https://tinyurl.com/tfx58nu

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 16, 2020 01:08 PM (NVYyb)

426 Mitt Romney
45s

I watched with sadness Senator McSally's rude brush-off of a journalist who asked her a simple pertinent question and I am concerned of the lack of respect the media gets these days from those in power.
Senator McSally should always keep in mind that the media is covering those of us in public service to better inform the public --to ensure that they make the right decisions when deciding who should represent them.
I would also remind the Senator that she is the successor to the late esteemed John McCain who enjoyed a robust--but respectful relationship with the press.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 01:08 PM (CqE5x)

427 If I could tell McSally of the waters of my home world, I would let her call me a "hhaack" any time she wanted.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2020 01:08 PM (ufFY8)

428 417 I read that as Multiple Titties.

"you want some of this?"
--Girl on Mars
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

when you go for the middle one watch out for a nipple in each eye

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (JFO2v)

429 What is the style guide for multiple titles like this?

You'd have to ask the Germans, they have a whole system for titles.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020


*
*

Or the Brits. Nelson was known as "Admiral Lord Nelson," so his rank came before his noble title. If that's the way it works, then "Colonel Senator McSally" -- but it sounds strange in America to string more than one title together.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (Ejm1K)

430 Over my many years on earth people have on occasion said mean things to me. I've never felt it proved my courage.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

431 It's time for a major pressure campaign against AT&T.

Posted by: Ha at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (NSFCQ)

432 Anyway every old fight scene is the most hilariously telegraphed punches delivered to a waiting and cooperative opponent.

And today, every fight scene is 90000 cuts so fast it looks impressive while failing losers do the same thing as in the old movies.

HOw do you make a geriatric man look like he can fight and jump over fences? 40 takes per move, from different angles. Marvel as 68 year old Liam Neeson jumps over a fence!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (KZzsI)

433 I think it's just a touch late for Mr. Sessions to become concerned about Democrat abuse of power. Just a little.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (AzW6q)

434 The best fight scenes of the Connery era took place in claustrophobic conditions: Bond vs. Red Grant in the train compartment in "From Russia With Love", and Bond vs. Peter Franks in the tiny elevator in "Diamonds Are Forever".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (jW9oF)

435 Can't make this shit up. Reporters are bitching and complaining about the cigar smoke in the LSU locker room after they won a Natty.

-
WBRZ News@WBRZ
Report: Arrest warrant issued for Odell Beckham Jr. after post-championship encounter with officer

-
Totally ridiculous. At worst a playful butt swat in the locker room. (Which is totally not gay in the locker room after winning the championship.)

https://bit.ly/2QYHxp8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (+y/Ru)

436 There's a really funny subreddit dedicated to Sean Connery's pronunciation.

Schubreddit I think it's called.

Anyway every old fight scene is the most hilariously telegraphed punches delivered to a waiting and cooperative opponent.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2020 01:06 PM (vIrCr)

The Penis Mightier?

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (U5kUe)

437
OTOH, Warren doesn't carry herself as some well-versed, smart woman. Instead, she's always angry, always scowling, and reminds people of the lady down the street all the kids hated, the one who came running out of her front door if you dared make too much noise while playing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2020 01:00 PM (JoUsr)





The smelly old hag who leaves threatening notes and polaroids of your parked car in your windshield wipers if you park on the public street in front of her house.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2020 01:06 PM


...


Even just watching her on video I get that whiff of leaky Depends.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (vIrCr)

438 426 Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 01:08 PM (CqE5x)


For real or is that a goof?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (zBaqJ)

439
And to think she said this during the Funeral Without End of the Blessed Juan!

Oh, my stars and garters!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (pNxlR)

440 To be fair,fight choreography in old movies and tv shows was almost always bad

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (KNsKs)

441 And the Corleones sit in the back with his adopted children in attendance.
____________

Robert is 65, and his two kids were born in 2000, so not technically "kids" anymore. And even if Roberts did something illegal when he adopted them, the statute of limitations on it would have long since passed. So I kinda doubt that that's what they've got on him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (k4dH2)

442 "you want some of this?"

--Girl on Mars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

why has this not happened in human evolution?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (q1Pj5)

443 I would also remind the Senator that she is the successor to the late esteemed John McCain who enjoyed a robust--but respectful relationship with the press.
Posted by: JoeF.

Fine. Then let McCain answer them then
...Sen Colonel McSally...

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (vd8XM)

444 426 Mitt Romney
45s

I watched with sadness Senator McSally's rude brush-off of a journalist who asked her a simple pertinent question and I am concerned of the lack of respect the media gets these days from those in power.
Senator McSally should always keep in mind that the media is covering those of us in public service to better inform the public --to ensure that they make the right decisions when deciding who should represent them.
I would also remind the Senator that she is the successor to the late esteemed John McCain who enjoyed a robust--but respectful relationship with the press.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 01:08 PM (CqE5x)

You're slipping.

Not quite haughty enough to quite capture that Essence of Willard.

Posted by: Allie at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (sm6Pk)

445 So West Virginia invites the 2A counties in Virginia to switch states. That's a cool move.
Posted by: Diogenes



Even cooler if they accept and go.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (bd376)

446 The dont hate Trump

THEY HATE YOU!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (JFO2v)

447 >> To be fair,fight choreography in old movies and tv shows was almost always bad


Say that shit to my face.

Posted by: William Shatner at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (ZrjQi)

448 434 The best fight scenes of the Connery era took place in claustrophobic conditions: Bond vs. Red Grant in the train compartment in "From Russia With Love", and Bond vs. Peter Franks in the tiny elevator in "Diamonds Are Forever".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (jW9oF)


Pussy Galore in the hay. But that was a bit roomier. And luxurious.

Also, the Disco Volante at the end of T-Ball.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (zBaqJ)

449 HOw do you make a geriatric man look like he can fight and jump over fences? 40 takes per move, from different angles. Marvel as 68 year old Liam Neeson jumps over a fence!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM

...

You want me to be unemployed?

Posted by: Nicholas Cage at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (vIrCr)

450 "This is an insult to the ideals and integrity of the Senate seat she inherited from John McCain."


And that's a good thing!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (hLRSq)

451 Nancy. Not funny, insightful or anything except tediously annoying.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 16, 2020 12:51 PM (y7DUB)


I respectfully disagree. The Bushmiller Nancy was a thing of joy. Its current incarnation by some silly leftist woke feminist is actively annoying.

As was Peanuts, which jumped the shark the day Snoopy first walked on his hid legs. Schulz coasted on that strip for over 20 years.

And I will save for the Sunday Book Thread how I received the new volume of The Complete Pogo and decided that it would be the last I would ever buy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (Ki5SV)

452 440 To be fair,fight choreography in old movies and tv shows was almost always bad
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (KNsKs)

Spread out, knuckleheads! *bonk, bonk*

Posted by: Moe Howard at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (U5kUe)

453 You're slipping.

Not quite haughty enough to quite capture that Essence of Willard.
Posted by: Allie at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM (sm6Pk)

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (CqE5x)

454 Bond vs. Peter Franks in the tiny elevator in "Diamonds Are Forever".

His worst Bond film, but I did love the shot of Connery on top of the elevator straightening his cuffs, 170 feet off the ground.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

455 >>why has this not happened in human evolution?


Obviously, you have never been to New Zealand.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (ZrjQi)

456 398 (They also don't seem to know that he's not a blood relative to the Anoa'i family, but he IS to Nia Jax).

Posted by: Allie at January 16, 2020 01:01 PM (sm6Pk)

Well I definitely didn't know that. I also don't know who those families are.
Posted by: Someguy at January 16, 2020 01:03 PM (9PapW


Nia Jax is a current female wrestler.


The Anoa'i family is basically the source of every single Samoan wrestler out there with the exception of Samoa Joe.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (G2zl5)

457
For real or is that a goof?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (zBaqJ)


It's the HQ

It's a goof

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (pNxlR)

458 435 Can't make this shit up. Reporters are bitching and complaining about the cigar smoke in the LSU locker room after they won a Natty.

-
WBRZ News@WBRZ
Report: Arrest warrant issued for Odell Beckham Jr. after post-championship encounter with officer

-
Totally ridiculous. At worst a playful butt swat in the locker room. (Which is totally not gay in the locker room after winning the championship.)

https://bit.ly/2QYHxp8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (+y/R


So liberals poison everything. Everything.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (8/eY3)

459 For real or is that a goof?
---
Happy birthday, JJ!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (sWM8x)

460 I rushed it --fearing a "Nood" that would willow me....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 01:12 PM (CqE5x)

461 Ah yes, Manu Raju. Poor fella really thought he was onto something with the Trump Jr dissemination of hacked emails...that were already publicly available. Pretty sure I remember creating a basic timeline as a homework assignment in, like, 4th or 5th grade. You have to be either stunted or a liberal hack to make that mistake. McSally was being generous if you ask me.

Posted by: Stout at January 16, 2020 01:12 PM (EHSFD)

462 Nood Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 16, 2020 01:12 PM (SRRAx)

463 How many fake punches does it take before the fake blood starts dripping from the corner of the mouth.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 01:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

464 Nood Steltzer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 16, 2020 01:12 PM (LXg3r)

465 I really hate these fake Romney quotes because they're indistinguishable from the real ones

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 16, 2020 01:12 PM (vPKfA)

466 Oh gee the self-proclaimed pampered princes of the press having the vapors for someone having the temerity of calling them carrion crows.

Maybe that Yale professor who likes to diagnose everyone who disagrees with her as crazy can fit them all into her schedule.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2020 01:12 PM (ug/9A)

467 Anyway every old fight scene is the most hilariously telegraphed punches delivered to a waiting and cooperative opponent.

-
What I like are the sound effects that sound like an elephant hitting the sidewalk after jumping off the Empire State Building.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2020 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

468 Say that shit to my face.
Posted by: William Shatner


He'll use his patented Shatner double fist overhead strike, or the jump kick that makes him fall down.

why has this not happened in human evolution?

Where would girls put the shoulder strap of the seatbelt?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

469 She should have added "Learn to Code", then she would have secured her place in the annals of the 2nd American Revolution

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2020 01:13 PM (MxEKc)

470 Best thing I've heard out of McSallys mouth. Maybe she's growing a spine.

Posted by: Doh at January 16, 2020 01:14 PM (HxM3y)

471 Can't make this shit up. Reporters are bitching and complaining about the cigar smoke in the LSU locker room after they won a Natty.

--

If only they'd had been smoking pot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2020 01:14 PM (JoUsr)

472
The cat fight in From Russia With Love weren't bad either

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2020 01:14 PM (mpeBU)

473 For real or is that a goof?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2020 01:09 PM (zBaqJ)

it's JoeF, the Pierre-doppler.

And I'm willowed


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2020 01:14 PM (ufFY8)

474 Not a good look for her? Are you kidding? Before now, I knew nothing about her, and now I'm ready to subscribe to her newsletter.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 16, 2020 01:14 PM (aHydn)

475
437
OTOH, Warren doesn't carry herself as some well-versed, smart woman. Instead, she's always angry, always scowling, and reminds people of the lady down the street all the kids hated, the one who came running out of her front door if you dared make too much noise while playing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2020 01:00 PM (JoUsr)


There is not a one of the Dims who projects a pleasant public face.

Huge surprise. Strelnikov didn't either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 01:14 PM (pNxlR)

476 456 The Anoa'i family is basically the source of every single Samoan wrestler out there with the exception of Samoa Joe.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (G2zl5)

And Sonny Siaki, but he might be retired by now.

Posted by: Allie at January 16, 2020 01:14 PM (sm6Pk)

477 So West Virginia invites the 2A counties in Virginia to switch states. That's a cool move.
Posted by: Diogenes



Even cooler if they accept and go.
Posted by: rickb223

_________________

Wouldn't that mean VA just becomes NoVa, so basically San Francisco with 2 Marxist Senators for life and all those electoral votes?

Posted by: Blago at January 16, 2020 01:14 PM (sjTfF)

478 Suddenly liking McSally a bit more.

Was probably going to vote for her anyways. Kelly seems to be just another liberal gun grabbing asshole.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 16, 2020 01:15 PM (rLp05)

479 I'd say martial arts movies helped with this, but frankly they didn't. Bruce Lee's films are shot so close up you can barely tell what is going on most of the time (there are exceptions, like the fight between him and Kareem). I don't really know when fighting finally got good in movies. Stuff like Die Hard was better (if fanciful, a guy getting punched in the face 15 times with his head up against an iron pipe jumps up fresh as a daisy to hit back).

UFC sure helped a lot. In the first couple of years, people were absolutely convinced some wizened master was going to show up and hand everyone their ass without hardly moving. Most of that bullshido from eastern martial arts movies is now recognized for what it is.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2020 01:15 PM (9t0Zz)

480 >>why has this not happened in human evolution?





Obviously, you have never been to New Zealand.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (ZrjQi)

Never been to Spain, either. But I kinda like their music.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020 01:16 PM (q1Pj5)

481 I'd say martial arts movies helped with this, but frankly they didn't. Bruce Lee's films are shot so close up you can barely tell what is going on most of the time (there are exceptions, like the fight between him and Kareem). I don't really know when fighting finally got good in movies. Stuff like Die Hard was better (if fanciful, a guy getting punched in the face 15 times with his head up against an iron pipe jumps up fresh as a daisy to hit back).

Interesting question. I got all the Bruce Lee movies when I was doing martial arts but the VHS transfers couldn't show his movements, just the results. (I wanted to study the form).

I think martial arts movies improved things at first but then the Hong Kong movies went right to wire work, which is usually silly.

Kurasawa did good fight scenes in the 50s, but that was stabby not punchy.

I think the peak of the punchy genre is The Raid: Redemption.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2020 01:16 PM (wzVKm)

482 you want some of this?"

--Girl on Mars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

why has this not happened in human evolution?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020 01:10 PM q1Pj5)
..........

Yeah! WAAAAAH

Posted by: Triplets at January 16, 2020 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

483 424 So West Virginia invites the 2A counties in Virginia to switch states. That's a cool move.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2020 01:07 PM (wrO39)

Dooooo eeet, and take western Maryland along.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2020 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

484 >"That was one of the best fights in any James Bond film."

Posted by: ace
>> "It's good, inventive, and fun.

But up through Diamonds are Forever (that I've seen on this go
through), the best has got to be the train fight in From Russia with
Love.

Posted by: The JamesMadison


In a much later interview Connery said that fight sequence with SPECTRE assassin Red Grant on the Orient Express was his favorite scene in all the Bond films he did.

It was filmed by second unit director Peter Hunt, who was the principal director of On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Which also has an impressive fight staged between Bond and three toughs on a beach in Portugal in the opening sequence.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2020 01:19 PM (/CMjY)

485 You'd have to ask the Germans, they have a whole system for titles.


Really douchey ones can double up on titles. If you have two doctorates you can insist on being called Herr Professor Doktor Doktor Scheisskopf.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 16, 2020 01:20 PM (wzVKm)

486 My daughter's got me watching Total Divas reality shows on wrestlers.

I swear that Nia Jax is a dude but my daughter swears that Nia is a girl.

Posted by: Cheri at January 16, 2020 01:20 PM (oiNtH)

487 Wouldn't that mean VA just becomes NoVa, so basically San Francisco with 2 Marxist Senators for life and all those electoral votes?
Posted by: Blago at January 16, 2020 01:14 PM (sjTfF)


EV's would increase on the West Virginia side. The two apportioned to the senators stay with each state so no net change for that piece. The ones apportioned to the representatives go to where the people go. West Virginia would become more important in presidential elections, Virginia less important.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 16, 2020 01:20 PM (kUmUV)

488 Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes! Someone finally said it! Who would have thought it would have been McSally? It's just not the phrasing, but the contemptuous dismissiveness, Both. This is what we need to be doing to all of them, all the time.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 16, 2020 01:24 PM (H8QX8)

489 Treating the media like you would pedophiles is an insult to pedophiles.

Posted by: hadsil at January 16, 2020 01:40 PM (2CBtY)

490 So, Josh Rogin would say the same about Kristin Jellobrain and the seat she inherited from Felonia. Right?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 16, 2020 01:41 PM (H9cB7)

491 why has this not happened in human evolution?


Obviously, you have never been to New Zealand.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 01:11 PM (ZrjQi)

Never been to Spain, either. But I kinda like their music.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2020


*
*

Is it true, the ladies are insane there?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2020 01:46 PM (Ejm1K)

492 The propaganda produced by CNN is so bad they have to PAY airports to play their garbage....and I am supposed to care that an extremist leftist propagandist was called out by a Senator for being an extremist leftist propagandist?

TRUMPSLIDE 2020!

Posted by: Pete at January 16, 2020 01:50 PM (YD0F1)

493 https://mobile.twitter.com/joshrogin/status/1217850611762376706

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 16, 2020 01:50 PM (ABuva)

494 CJ Roberts' hands are shaking like a leaf.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 16, 2020 02:12 PM (dmYb7)

495 Eh, should've left it at "you're a liberal hack." The "I'm not talking to you", er, goes without saying.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 16, 2020 02:34 PM (17+9D)

496 Don't speak to ANY of them. Cut the MSM off completely. This should be standard operating procedure. It would be if I were in office.

Posted by: Chris W at January 16, 2020 03:39 PM (P7iDO)

497
In the Jeparday Champions series, 5 games, best 3 players in Jeparday history, playing for $1 million prize, when a pic of Adam Schiff appeared as a question, and the answer was to name him, NOBODY DID!!!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 03:41 PM (sy5kK)

498 oh, and it's actually Jeopardy.

The point before Pixy took the post away from me, was that if these 3 experts on pretty much everything didn't even KNOW what Adam Schiff looked like, then what does that say for the rest of America?

Twitter is crap and unlike what the Press wants you to believe, normal America does not read it, only those tied to the electronic media complex are, as well as those they can drag down with them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 03:45 PM (sy5kK)

499 Dances With Wolf Blitzer on CNN, interviewing the victim, demanded an apology.

On the Ingraham show she said that CNN should file a report with the FEC for in-kind contributions to the Democrat party.

I love this woman.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 17, 2020 07:27 AM (T09ml)

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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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