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DNC Head to Cory Booker and His Complaints About a Lack of #MuhRepresentation: "We set a frankly low bar" just to help you in, you know. It's not my fault you couldn't clear it.
Plus: Trump Rally
I love this. This is wonderful.
This complaint is nothing new from Booker, who warned at the time he first struggled to qualify with the DNC's slowly increasing thresholds that the party was sacrificing diversity for efficiency. These complaints started by implication in September, but after Harris' by-then-expected departure in December, he began explicitly ringing the bell on "diversity." Now that he's had to drop out after missing two debates, Booker's got even more reason to complain -- and having one more billionaire on stage than a person of color tonight certainly doesn’t help matters in a party obsessed with identity politics. It's even four men versus only two women, for that matter. Anticipating this, DNC chair Tom Perez made an appearance on CNN’s New Day earlier this morning to defend his organization’s debate thresholds. John Berman pressed Perez to explain "what's wrong with this picture?" Perez claims that the Democratic Party bent over backwards to ensure diversity, saying that they set a "frankly low bar" to ensure it.More. More. I want to see the entire Progressive Stack topple over as everyone tries to pull everyone down. Below, the Trump rally.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: henry at January 14, 2020 07:03 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: henry at January 14, 2020 07:04 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 14, 2020 07:04 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 14, 2020 07:04 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 07:04 PM (Zm+LZ)
If we were the smaht Russian Bots the Left pretends we are, we'd lend a hand in wreaking havoc and mayhem during the DNC convention.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 07:04 PM (CMrar)
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2020 07:04 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:04 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 14, 2020 07:05 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:05 PM (oVJmc)
Black people should stop accepting this second class treatment in their own party. They should branch off and start their own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:05 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Virginia Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:05 PM (BiNEL)
and black
and allow latent homosexuals
and corrupt NJ pols
and people friends with T bone
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:05 PM (JFO2v)
It seems you got the memo that 8 years of Obama fulfilled our Affirmative Action quota for awhile.
Thanks
The Electorate
Posted by: Don Q at January 14, 2020 07:05 PM (NgKpN)
All those white candidates should abdicate and allow a person of color to take their place on the podium.
Then we will know if they actually believe their woke BS.
Not one of the white confidantes will do that, of course.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 14, 2020 07:06 PM (haWye)
Posted by: henry at January 14, 2020 07:06 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:06 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 14, 2020 07:05 PM (a4qVe)
Everybody LIMBO!
Posted by: Don Q, RAAAAACIST at January 14, 2020 07:06 PM (NgKpN)
Like two Parkinson's sufferers playing Jenga.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 14, 2020 07:06 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: jsg at January 14, 2020 07:06 PM (0AHn5)
All those white candidates should abdicate and allow a female person of color to take their place on the podium.
Then we will know if they actually believe their woke BS.
Not one of the white confidantes will do that, of course.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 14, 2020 07:06 PM (haWye)
FIXT
Posted by: Virginia Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:07 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: henry at January 14, 2020 07:06 PM (J3Rfi)
I cannot wait till I can see the fires of Milwaukee glowing after the DNC convention.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:07 PM (JFO2v)
We should apply this standard to engineering too.
I want my bridges built by dyslexic lesbian Eskimos, not white men with engineering degrees and 30 years of experience! I demand it!
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 07:07 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and beaver expert at January 14, 2020 07:07 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2020 07:07 PM (Y4EXg)
The DNC cannot be trusted. It is an arm of the Establishment that wants to keep black people down.
Black people should stop accepting this second class treatment in their own party. They should branch off and start their own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:05 PM (zZbCU)
It would appear they are starting to wake up. Changing the minds of people who blindly followed the Dems (party of enslavement btw) won't happen overnight. But if PDT can peel off 10-15% of the Black vote, we have him for four more years.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 14, 2020 07:07 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2020 07:08 PM (v0R5T)
From guvmint housing to affirmative action, it's what they do.
Hell, they have been supporting the extermination of babies for decades.
Can't get any lower than that.....never vote democrat.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 14, 2020 07:08 PM (v30M8)
Keel ma lanlord !!!! is a hard sell, though ...
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Political Slogan Critic ... at January 14, 2020 07:08 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 07:07 PM (fK2gX)
That worked well in Florida!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:08 PM (BiNEL)
All those white candidates should abdicate and allow a person of color to take their place on the podium.
Then we will know if they actually believe their woke BS.
Not one of the white confidantes will do that, of course.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 14, 2020 07:06 PM (haWye)
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Also, male candidates need to bow out for female candidates.
And straight candidates need to bow out for gay candidates.
And any religion other than Muslim needs to bow out for a Muslim.
Cis needs to bow out for trans.
In order to win the Democratic nomination, the candidate must be a transgendered person of color who is gay and Muslim.
Anything less is a betrayal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:08 PM (zZbCU)
We should apply this standard to engineering too.
I want my bridges built by dyslexic lesbian Eskimos, not white men with engineering degrees and 30 years of experience! I demand it!
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 07:07 PM (fK2gX)
Uh, OK.
You do know the company that designed the bridge that fell down last year, is still getting public works contracts?
Posted by: Don Q, RAAAAACIST at January 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NgKpN)
you suck.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (bd376)
Posted by: DB at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Booker is a dumb-ass.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:06 PM (tT0V4)
Perez is the bigger dumbass. A diversity hire himself, he doesn't even realize that, in an effort to blunt a potential diversity hire's claims of racism, admits that they had to lower the bar just to get Cameltoe and Spartacus on the stage.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (1CjJc)
Black
Homo
Retard
The Dominican potty mouthed talking skull, Tom Perez, has some explaining to do...
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (y7DUB)
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'm going out in the garden to...
...file a grievance with the DNC for not making people like me.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (m45I2)
Sweet.
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 07:07 PM (fK2gX)
Have I got a deal for you!!!
Posted by: Florida International ... at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (LPnfS)
To the Gulags!
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (j3npP)
"...and a bowl of green M&Ms, and a pony."
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and beaver expert at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (Tnijr)
"...and a bowl of green M&Ms, and a pony."
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (fK2gX)
==========
"And one million dollars!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Don Q, RAAAAACIST at January 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NgKpN)
To be fair, so far only one of their bridges has collapsed under no load conditions!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (HmZuC)
Ewww, New Game!
Take a Political figure and who would they be, in what sci fi movie or TV show.
Trump? Ming the Merciless of course.
Posted by: Don Q, RAAAAACIST at January 14, 2020 07:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: June at January 14, 2020 07:11 PM (bd376)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:11 PM (a0IVu)
Cory Booker: "We are a better nation when we bring hidden figures together"
Hidden figures.
Like the illegal aliens -- in the shadows, man. Utterly invisible and skulking around in the catacombs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 07:12 PM (30pUH)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 14, 2020 07:12 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (HmZuC)
.........
Corey, go check behind that fake looking boulder over there where we can't see or help you.
Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at January 14, 2020 07:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Don Q, RAAAAACIST at January 14, 2020 07:08 PM (NgKpN)
To be fair, so far only one of their bridges has collapsed under no load conditions!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (BiNEL)
Gravity is racist. And sexist. Probably homophobic and Islamophobic, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 07:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:12 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Someone get Booker a red shirt.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 07:12 PM (bd376)
The Dems have allowed 30 million illegals destroying schools, Medicare, and communities.
Cover over to the dark side. Vote for PDT. Whats the worst that can happen? Your life improves.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:12 PM (JFO2v)
I saw an investment outfit commercial a couple of days ago, using Roxy Music's "More Than This."
Roxy.
Music.
The Apocalypse is very, very near.
Posted by: filbert at January 14, 2020 07:12 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:13 PM (a0IVu)
Didn't FDR get half of a very very strong Party of Lincoln slice in four years? Things can change, and quickly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 07:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2020 07:14 PM (El6T/)
Sweet.
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at January 14, 2020 07:09 PM (w7KSn)
Kamala came out of the closet too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 07:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: kallisto at January 14, 2020 07:14 PM (y+Ufa)
Nadler as Jabba.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 14, 2020 07:15 PM (dmYb7)
New hotness: Cataline
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Think you misspelled "mite"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:15 PM (BiNEL)
"The soft bigotry of low expectations" meets "the hard-as-a-schadenboner bigotry of YOU SUCK BOOKER!!!"
Posted by: filbert at January 14, 2020 07:15 PM (NiXyF)
New hotness: Cataline
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)
No love for Incitatus?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 07:15 PM (YqDXo)
This is basically how I feel about poverty in the US. It's quite frankly very easy to earn a middle class living here. As long as you're near average intelligence and don't have a serious mental illness you should be able to overcome most circumstances.
Being a Christian man, I'm happy to help people who are genuinely working to improve their situation or who fall into the categories I listed above, but on my terms. Not through gov't confiscation.
That being said, I'm fairly convinced a significant number of American poor are slugs.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 07:15 PM (9t0Zz)
Re: the 80's Mystery Click on the sidebar.
I saw an investment outfit commercial a couple of days ago, using Roxy Music's "More Than This."
Roxy.
Music.
The Apocalypse is very, very near.
i've been seeing one that has ripped off pretty much the entire opening title sequence of get smart. music, "get smarter" text, walking down stairs with a line in the middle, slamming doors, entering a phone booth, the whole bit.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2020 07:16 PM (sGtp+)
Right now he's shoving the pallet of cash up Obama's ass. Hope he really calls out that dog-eating mulatto crackhead.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 07:16 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:16 PM (a0IVu)
We know the rest of the story.
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at January 14, 2020 07:17 PM (w7KSn)
Ouch.
That one definitely left a mark.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 07:17 PM (YqDXo)
New hotness: Cataline
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)
........
Xerxes butt buddy.
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2020 07:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 14, 2020 07:17 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 14, 2020 07:15 PM (dmYb7)
Debbie Wassername as Sarlacc.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:17 PM (1CjJc)
They identify everyone as one of two people: Either you're an Oppressor, or an Oppressed. It's fundamental Marxist thinking, classing people by a group identity and evaluating all behavior by which group they fall into.
Oppressors are always wrong. These come down to (straight) (white) men.
Oppressed are always victims. These are everyone else.
'Diversity' means 'everything but the Oppressors.'
Lower standards, condescension, paternalism, in favor of the Oppressed, is all okay. As long as you're trying to help 'the Oppressed,' you can't be racist, sexist, etc. And the Oppressed can never be any of those things.
Oppressors are wrong, in everything they do, think, see, want, make, own, or think. They can be harmed in any way you wish, because they Oppress.
Total revenge fantasy. And very convenient to those who want to rule the Oppressed for their own purposes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:10 PM (BiNEL)
Gravity is racist. And sexist. Probably homophobic and Islamophobic, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 07:12 PM (YqDXo)
If you try to fight gravity you will lose. Best you can hope for is a long, drawn out process before yoy lose.
Posted by: tbodie at January 14, 2020 07:18 PM (EMrMF)
And if Hunter's payroll records come out, why, that's just Russian dizinformatsia. Because Vladimir Putin is afraid of Joe Biden--everybody knows that.
And I thought Liz Warren's gender card ploy was transparent.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 14, 2020 07:18 PM (Ndje9)
-
Tater is upset.
https://bit.ly/385Im5j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 07:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 14, 2020 07:18 PM (d6Ksn)
I just remember the 1e+5 Maniacs cover which the houston radio overplayed.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (ykYG2)
Total revenge fantasy. And very convenient to those who want to rule the Oppressed for their own purposes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:17 PM (oVJmc)
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Seems like a perfectly stable way to govern a population to me.
Let's try it in France during the reign of a Louis first, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Khun Ty at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (LiZpp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:17 PM (oVJmc)
To be fair, you oppressing Oppressors made us resort to violence!
Posted by: Oppressed Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (glGDV)
On this, let me explain to you what libs are REALLY thinking.
They identify everyone as one of two people: Either you're an
Oppressor, or an Oppressed. It's fundamental Marxist thinking, classing
people by a group identity and evaluating all behavior by which group
they fall into.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:17 PM (oVJmc)
That certainly fits into Bernie Sander's thinking since he wants all PDT supporters sent to concentration camps.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2020 07:16 PM (sGtp+)
TD Bank
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (ATCV4)
Gabbard as Inara.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (dmYb7)
Consider how stupid you have to be, and your supporters have to be, to believe that setting cut-offs in what is a competitive winnowing process, decided by voters, is unfair.
Posted by: rhomboid
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I think Neera Tanden made the best "save" of this fiasco when she said POCs and women are supporting Joe Biden because --
they know that they will DIE if Trump stays in office.
Yes. When you face an existential threat, you go for electability, not principles or identity. Those are luxuries for some future golden time. These times, by contrast, are dire.
I haven't heard anyone else take that up yet but if you ask me she concocted something pretty ingenious there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (30pUH)
Posted by: the Event Horizon at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 14, 2020 07:18 PM (d6Ksn)
Hi Donna. Traffic bad by you Tonight?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 14, 2020 07:18 PM (d6Ksn)
I'm rooting for them - cant stand the 49ers
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (a0IVu)
You can't tell me it's because he's a ridiculous clown. They all are.
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (fK2gX)
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Mr. Perez,
Do you remember who the 2nd and 3rd place finishers in delegate count were in the Republican primary in 2016?
Don't look it up, I'll tell you.
A couple of Hispanics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Constantine XI at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (yiAMj)
Schiff - Jaime Gumm
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: kallisto at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (y+Ufa)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 07:15 PM (9t0Zz)
Consider the advice that's often given: don't get a criminal record, finish high school, don't have children out of wedlock, when you get a job, show up reliably and on time. Do those things and you'll probably be OK.
Now ... how hard is that advice to implement? It isn't as though you have to run a four minute mile, or get into the National Academy, or anything like that. Just don't anything incredibly stupid, and you'll probably OK.
And yet that seems beyond the ability of whole swaths of our population.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 07:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: kallisto at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (y+Ufa)
Impressive - the part about Hannity not interrupting..
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:21 PM (a0IVu)
Well worn, but ...
M. Obama as The Predator.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 14, 2020 07:21 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:20 PM (zZbCU)
A Canadian and a foam boy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:21 PM (1CjJc)
I think we ought to all chip in and get Mike Pence a gift card. The dude has been a fricking soldier and stood by Trump from Day One, when no one else would touch him. He's a good guy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 07:22 PM (30pUH)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 07:19 PM (Ki5SV)
Or as I knew it growing up in Canada, Toronto Dominion Bank.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 07:22 PM (pXNaM)
Posted by: jsg at January 14, 2020 07:22 PM (0AHn5)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:22 PM (a0IVu)
Wait, was Perez more or less saying that Cory would not have made it s far as he did without the standards having been rigged? A strong, black man like him?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:23 PM (Qf83p)
When the hurricane hit Puerto Rico, Cora blamed the slow relief efforts on Trump, not wanting to admit that his worthless, corrupt PR politicians were holding up aid until their palms were greased.
If the Sox won the World Series, Cora vowed, he would not go to the White House.
He got his wish - not only were the Sox never within sighting distance of the series, Cora is now about to get his ass handed to him for stealing signs and other corruption.
Couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 07:23 PM (Ki5SV)
If the 49ers win, the city will burn.
Posted by: Khun Ty at January 14, 2020 07:24 PM (LiZpp)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:24 PM (Qf83p)
not have made it s far as he did without the standards having been
rigged? A strong, black man like him?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:23 PM (pNxlR)
He was saying he didn't get past the "you must be at least this smart to ride this ride" sign.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:24 PM (1CjJc)
I am in awe.
Posted by: LASue at January 14, 2020 07:24 PM (wMHPW)
Couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 07:23 PM (Ki5SV)
Amen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:25 PM (85Gof)
If the 49ers win, the city will burn.
Posted by: Khun Ty at January 14, 2020 07:24 PM (LiZpp)
San Francisco: "Who needs to put the shit into a paper bag before burning it? SAVE THE PLANET!"
Posted by: filbert at January 14, 2020 07:25 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:25 PM (Qf83p)
Patty Murray as Simple Jack.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:25 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: LASue at January 14, 2020 07:25 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:25 PM (a0IVu)
the lumpen proletariat. even marx said they'll always be around and there's nothing you can do about it.
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 07:26 PM (Pg+x7)
Couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 07:23 PM (Ki5SV)
Amen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:25 PM (85Gof)
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All I know is that the A's who finished second in the AL West for the last two years, were probably the most directly screwed by the Astros' cheating.
I now hate the Astros even more than I previously did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:26 PM (zZbCU)
And yet that seems beyond the ability of whole swaths of our population.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Right before I retired, one of my team members hadn't worked a complete week in over a year.
Couldn't get rid of her - Single Mom (never married), lazy, lousy coder, entitled know it all with no experience or competence.
Needless to say, I didn't hire her but yet, there she was.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2020 07:26 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 14, 2020 07:26 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: creeper at January 14, 2020 07:26 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:26 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:22 PM (a0IVu)
Race Bannon, you mean.
Barron Trump as Johnny Quest. Ajat Pai(?) as Haji(?).
Posted by: filbert at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (NiXyF)
What time does this hootenanny start?
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:26 PM (cF8AT)
Right after the hullabaloo, but before the shenanigans.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: creeper at January 14, 2020 07:26 PM (XxJt1)
Nope.
Interviewed for another one today.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (d6Ksn)
finish high school, don't have children out of wedlock, when you get a
job, show up reliably and on time. Do those things and you'll probably
be OK.
And yet that seems beyond the ability of whole swaths of our population.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
They call that white privilege.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Don Q, RAAAAACIST at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (1CjJc)
But, No Malarkey!!
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2020 07:28 PM (vd8XM)
I now hate the Astros even more than I previously did.
This. And I actually used to like some of the Stros players even though they continued to win the West ahead of us, forcing us into the doom of one game WC playoff baseball.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 14, 2020 07:28 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Don Q, RAAAAACIST at January 14, 2020 07:28 PM (NgKpN)
https://www.brownells.com/
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 07:28 PM (yQpMk)
Well, at least Cory has his fierce heterosexuality to comfort him during his long haul of irrelevancy until he expires.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:28 PM (pNxlR)
I now hate the Astros even more than I previously did.
This. And I actually used to like some of the Stros players even though they continued to win the West ahead of us, forcing us into the doom of one game WC playoff baseball.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 14, 2020 07:28 PM (BRpqW)
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The Wild Card should be a 3 game series.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:28 PM (zZbCU)
The problem is, we do not have the will power or the courage to stop this cycle of stupidity.
I represent parents who have had their children removed, usually for substance abuse issues.
We do not require chronic drug users to be on birth control. It should be mandatory. It should also be ordered for chronic mental illness.
We are not compassionate by allowing these people to procreate and subject an innocent child to this kind of life. They will likely suffer from the same issues. The cycle repeats itself.
It is heartbreaking and immoral. But social
Services and the Courts do nothing to break the cycle. And the taxpayers are paying for this to continue.
And do NOT get me started on the illegal alien issue.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 14, 2020 07:28 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 14, 2020 07:28 PM (uzhgp)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (9Om/r)
I gave my nephew that white privilege. "Keep your word, and show up on time, and you will be ahead of 75-85% of the population."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (yQpMk)
nancy pelosi- Throw mama from the train.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (9Om/r)
I was pleasantly surprised at how respectful the Nats were at the celebration with the Golden Scalpweasel.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (1CjJc)
I haven't missed the shenanigans, have I? I hate it when I miss the shenanigans.
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: filbert at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (NiXyF)
Gah! Not him, he's FCC chair. Isn't there another young-ish Indian-American on Trump's staff somewhere? I seem to remember one...
Posted by: filbert at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill
Or they should wake the fuck up and come back to the Party that freed them from slavery, passed the 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments as well as the Civil Rights Acts of 1866 and 1871 without a single Democrat vote, voted them into Congress after the Civil War, made sure they had guns to fight the KKK, and doesn't target abortion against them because of their race.
A boy can dream.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (C/oM9)
Services and the Courts do nothing to break the cycle. And the taxpayers are paying for this to continue.
And do NOT get me started on the illegal alien issue.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 14, 2020 07:28 PM (haWye)
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John Stuart Mill had thoughts along these lines.
If people were going to take public assistance, then they needed to follow certain rules in order to receive it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Nevyan at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (a7HML)
nancy pelosi- Throw mama from the train.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (9Om/r)
Wicked Witch of the West.
Posted by: filbert at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: creeper at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (XxJt1)
Romney = Burke
Gardner = Hudson
McConnell = Hicks
Cruz = Ripley
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (ykYG2)
We do not require chronic drug users to be on birth control. It should be mandatory. It should also be ordered for chronic mental illness.
Uh, wut?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Drc at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (llGBY)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (Qf83p)
Underinflated baseballs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: kallisto at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (y+Ufa)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (1CjJc)
I haven't missed the shenanigans, have I? I hate it when I miss the shenanigans.
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (cF8AT)
Will there be tomfoolery?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)
And yet that seems beyond the ability of whole swaths of our population.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
And when at work devote yourself to the tasks you are assigned.
You are not being paid to punch in nor are you being paid to bitch.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2020 07:31 PM (Hg4NE)
All the Dems have are white-in candidates.
indeed. and everyone knows that proper forging of the damascus requires a liberal application of white out to the melting pot.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2020 07:31 PM (sGtp+)
That is mostly Cali's fault - 2-3 million illegals voting for the Dem candidate tends to skew the popular vote.
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:31 PM (a0IVu)
nancy pelosi- Throw mama from the train.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (9Om/r)
Wicked Witch of the West.
Posted by: filbert at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NiXyF)
Frau Blucher ** wheeheeheehee! **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:27 PM (1CjJc)
But, No Malarkey!!
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2020 07:28 PM (vd8XM)
Damn straight, No Malarky!
Keep that royal British shit outta here.
Posted by: tbodie at January 14, 2020 07:31 PM (EMrMF)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 14, 2020 07:32 PM (vGJY7)
Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.
Posted by: My Give A Damn Is Busted at January 14, 2020 07:32 PM (nxXvF)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (y7DUB)
At least one of them didn't go because politics (Sean Doolittle, one of their closers).
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 07:32 PM (pXNaM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:32 PM (oVJmc)
I hope he's bright enough to realize why they're there.
Posted by: filbert at January 14, 2020 07:32 PM (NiXyF)
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Samuel Johnson's proposal was interesting too.
Posted by: Drc at January 14, 2020 07:32 PM (llGBY)
At least the Pubbies have a POC at the top of the ticket.
Hey - Orange is a color!
Posted by: ibguy at January 14, 2020 07:32 PM (EHVbt)
More. More.
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So Booker should sue the DNC for making him trip over the bar they lowered
Posted by: Chillin the most at January 14, 2020 07:32 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kallisto at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (y+Ufa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:32 PM (oVJmc)
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Who do you think you are?
Ricky Ricardo?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Pliney at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (nzKWW)
Developed a system to inform batters about what pitch was coming via coordination with the video room and players banging a trash can lid.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (BRpqW)
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Swalwell - Walter Peck
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (jW9oF)
-Ken Watanabe, smoking a cigarette
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:32 PM (oVJmc)
Dammit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (NWiLs)
Skullduggery?
Posted by: filbert at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (Qf83p)
Underinflated baseballs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 14, 2020 07:30 PM (xPJvm)
Golf balls?
Posted by: tbodie at January 14, 2020 07:34 PM (EMrMF)
That is mostly Cali's fault - 2-3 million illegals voting for the Dem candidate tends to skew the popular vote.
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:31 PM (a0IVu)
Isn't it the judiciary's fault?
I thought, several years ago, the people of CA voted to disallow this crap but were overturned by the court.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2020 07:34 PM (Hg4NE)
Just like 2016.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (oVJmc)
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I agree with whomever's been saying it.
Stacy Abrams is definitely going to be the VP nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 07:34 PM (zZbCU)
Perez claims that the Democratic Party bent over backwards to ensure diversity, saying that they set a "frankly low bar" to ensure it.
Does that thought ever pass through Perez' noggin when he looks in the mirror? Has he a #metoo moment?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)
It'll be a clambake. Literally.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:34 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Flyover at January 14, 2020 07:34 PM (Rbu5d)
What the Sox and Yankees did in 2017, but more effectively. They used tech to steal signals on the pitches they were trying to hit. I agree that using tech is cheating (if the pitcher's hand signals are obvious, they deserve to be noticed; but by humans, not by machines). And the MLB noticed and make the decision in 2018.
But the punishment for 2017 is an application of a law post-facto which is supposed to be unConstitutional.
They're going to nuke the Red Sox next, and may well move on to the Yankees, but I still don't like the post-facto nature of this decision.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 07:34 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Corey at January 14, 2020 07:34 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)
Oh gosh, I hope so.
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:35 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:21 PM (a0IVu)
I laughed because it's true. Same goes for Laura Ingraham. She is also a terrible interviewer. While Tucker does do some decent interviews, they are all very absurdly short so I guess that makes it easier to keep one's trap shut.
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 07:35 PM (Y8PSl)
The big sophistry of no education.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 14, 2020 07:35 PM (AdltV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)
A donnybrook?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2020 07:35 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:36 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: kallisto at January 14, 2020 07:33 PM (y+Ufa)
No, haven't heard from her since before Christmas.
I'll send her an e-mail to follow up on that.
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:36 PM (cF8AT)
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Isn't NY busy passing out drivers licenses to illegals now too? Ostensibly so they can drive to jobs it is illegal for them to hold?
Posted by: Drc at January 14, 2020 07:36 PM (llGBY)
I thought, several years ago, the people of CA voted to disallow this crap but were overturned by the court.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2020 07:34 PM (Hg4NE)
I wouldn't be surprised. Sacramento is a cess pool.
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 07:36 PM (a0IVu)
pitch was coming via coordination with the video room and players
banging a trash can lid.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue
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But was there intent?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2020 07:36 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: My Give A Damn Is Busted at January 14, 2020 07:37 PM (nxXvF)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:31 PM (NWiLs)
A donnybrook?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2020 07:35 PM (2B9A/)
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I'd be up for some hanky-panky.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2020 07:37 PM (jW9oF)
Someone awhile ago, here on this site, said that Hannity acknowledged being an interruptopotomus, but couldn't stop, implying that the PTB forced him to do it. Has that ever been explained?
Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 07:37 PM (T6t7i)
Please and Thank You.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 14, 2020 07:37 PM (0OmEj)
But the punishment for 2017 is an application of a law post-facto which is supposed to be unConstitutional.
They're going to nuke the Red Sox next, and may well move on to the Yankees, but I still don't like the post-facto nature of this decision.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Whoa. Are they going to nullify Championships?
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:38 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Keith Jackson at January 14, 2020 07:38 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2020 07:38 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2020 07:38 PM (FhXTo)
Please and Thank You.
Posted by: USNtakim
Hopefully with Cenk Uygar running around braining people with a baseball bat.
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:39 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2020 07:37 PM (jW9oF)
Some loose, hinky shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2020 07:39 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:38 PM (Qf83p)
Nope. Nor punish the players even one iota. They know who butters their bread
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:39 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2020 07:39 PM (2B9A/)
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Splitters!
Posted by: Judean People's Front at January 14, 2020 07:39 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:39 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:29 PM (1CjJc)
Last summer the younger of the Guevara spawn worked in retail. His boss could not stop singing his praises: "he's reliable, he's on time, he's conscientious, he's hard-working, and he's good with customers. He's great!"
Then he told me about his previous two hires. One came in, worked one day, and quit. The other never showed up at all. Ever.
And this in an upper middle class neighborhood.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 07:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: eleven
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Er, he'll be busy with the goats.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2020 07:39 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 07:32 PM (pXNaM)
That's ok, Tom Brady didn't see Gaylord iirc. The rest of the team, particularly pitching studs Scherzer and Strasburg, were very respectful and Kurt Suzuki was rocking MAGA gear.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2020 07:39 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 07:40 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2020 07:40 PM (ONevt)
Take a Political figure and who would they be, in what sci fi movie or TV show.
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Not sci fi, but Mueller could play Strasser in a Casablanca remake. Inept jackbooted fascist fuckin' thug with a face that begs for a fist.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 07:40 PM (T1nmw)
No, the MLB has the authority to do so, but they didn't. They just smeared an asterisk-shape of mud on Houston's 2017 win, and as mentioned they're about to fling some Boston's way.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 07:40 PM (ykYG2)
I don't like Fox.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2020 07:41 PM (Hg4NE)
Please and Thank You.
Posted by: USNtakim
They are already that way. Especially if they thik another group is getting more.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 07:41 PM (bd376)
I could definitely go for a little "Night of the Long Knives" action.
Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 07:42 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 07:40 PM (T6t7i)
*the girl from Real Genius perks up*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2020 07:42 PM (2B9A/)
But muh Southern Strategy.
/s
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 07:42 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: kallisto at January 14, 2020 07:42 PM (y+Ufa)
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 07:42 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2020 07:43 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2020 07:43 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 14, 2020 07:44 PM (WhTSP)
"Democrats in the House of Representatives blocked a vote Tuesday to support the protesters in Iran who are demonstrating against the regime."
Bold move Cotton...let's see how it works out for them.
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:44 PM (cF8AT)
rest of the team, particularly pitching studs Scherzer and Strasburg,
were very respectful and Kurt Suzuki was rocking MAGA gear.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2020 07:39 PM (y7DUB)
When the Bruins won the Stanley Cup in 2011 for the first time in forever their goalie, Tim Thomas, who was born in Flint and attended the University of Vermont, famously refused to go to the WH because of Obama.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 07:44 PM (pXNaM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2020 07:35 PM (2B9A/)
Better, I think it will quickly become a free-for-all!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:44 PM (BiNEL)
That hogbeast isn't running anywhere. He'd be good for a dozen swings powered by his tactical gut, then he'd be out of the fight.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 07:44 PM (i0wNm)
He's an empty-headed prick.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 14, 2020 07:44 PM (C/oM9)
Posted by: Dale Earnhardt at January 14, 2020 07:45 PM (nxXvF)
Posted by: Captain Hate
This makes me feel better about the Nats winning. But fk their fans.
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:45 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 07:45 PM (T6t7i)
Booker is just butt hurt he's missing out on all the graft.
Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2020 07:43 PM (MTxDQ)
Best part is that, learning nothing, his flimflammery and drama queening is what likely drove most people away, not his complexion.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:45 PM (1CjJc)
PACKED HOUSE!
https://tinyurl.com/v3w8ljs
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:39 PM
Based on info gathered at previous rallies, I bet almost half of that crowd are registered democrats.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 14, 2020 07:46 PM (COzlW)
They used tech to steal signs (big no-no) and then communicated to the batter what pitch was coming using sounds (whistles and banging).
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 07:46 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:46 PM (cF8AT)
Somebody please claim to believe that *anything* the Dems did/didn't do, however vile or unbelievable or criminal, would cost them more than 25 votes - in the entire country.
Show your work.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2020 07:46 PM (El6T/)
I don't like Fox.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2020 07:41 PM (Hg4NE)
CSPAN is working for me
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:46 PM (BiNEL)
He's a smart kid but not very good at baseball. He figured he'd try to relay signs from second base and the opposing dugout said something to the ump. It was pretty funny.
Funnier still, he hadn't even worked out a system with the batter who had no idea what he was doing with his gestures at second.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 14, 2020 07:46 PM (BRpqW)
She needs lessons.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2020 07:47 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: Splunge at January 14, 2020 07:47 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2020 05:41 PM (ATCV4)
........
When did we quit raping?
I really should pay better attention.
Posted by: wth
When the couch broke and the chicken escaped,
or vice-versa.
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2020 07:47 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 14, 2020 07:47 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at January 14, 2020 07:47 PM (cJqki)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 14, 2020 07:48 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 14, 2020 07:46 PM (BRpqW)
That kid is an Ameri-Can !!! We need more like him.
Posted by: My Give A Damn Is Busted at January 14, 2020 07:49 PM (nxXvF)
The problem is, we do not have the will power or the courage to stop this cycle of stupidity.
I represent parents who have had their children removed, usually for substance abuse issues.
We do not require chronic drug users to be on birth control. It should be mandatory. It should also be ordered for chronic mental illness.
We are not compassionate by allowing these people to procreate and subject an innocent child to this kind of life. They will likely suffer from the same issues. The cycle repeats itself.
It is heartbreaking and immoral. But social
Services and the Courts do nothing to break the cycle. And the taxpayers are paying for this to continue.
And do NOT get me started on the illegal alien issue.
Posted by: Czech
Hence property requirements and poll taxes for voting.
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 07:49 PM (B7KlG)
You can't tell me it's because he's a ridiculous clown. They all are.
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2
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I think a lot of people will not admit it but do not want another POC unless it's a republican POC. They will not ever admit that Obama really was lazy but they don't want to repeat the experience.
Posted by: Chillin the most at January 14, 2020 07:49 PM (lonOK)
Booker and now I believe Patrick have come out and comment on "diversity" of party nom.
But yet, in Nov they will urge people to vote D.
As usual these geniuses haven't thought very far out. Not that I mind. But it could be a great commercial topic.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 14, 2020 07:49 PM (zVXtJ)
God, it's Pence. The man makes fentanyl look like pez. He could bore a hole through solid granite.
Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 07:40 PM (T6t7i)
lol. right?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 07:50 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: creeper at January 14, 2020 07:26 PM (XxJt1)
Nope.
Interviewed for another one today.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.
Good luck and prayers up !
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:50 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 14, 2020 07:50 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2020 07:50 PM (98SJv)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 07:44 PM (pXNaM)
Thomas was outstanding in the Cup Finals. I think even the Massholes gave him a pass on snubbing Gaylord.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2020 07:50 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 07:07 PM (fK2gX)
No point, really, in trying to have sex with those dyslexic lesbian Eskimos.
For one, well, I'm guy.
The other? They're FRIGID. d'oh!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 14, 2020 07:51 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 07:49 PM (B7KlG)
How reprehensible!
But absolutely necessary for a civil society!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:51 PM (BiNEL)
RSBN has the Rally from WI,
been watching them interviewing the people in line for the Trump rally. They really are hardworking Trump supporters and I like supporting their channel.
https://tinyurl.com/tzan9nu
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 07:51 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 14, 2020 07:50 PM (vGJY7)
Nah, that's All State's area. Because stupidity can be found in . . . all states.
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 07:52 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:52 PM (BiNEL)
Not sure of little league rules, but isn't that usually kosher?
Mark Rober did a great YouTube video on using Machine Learning and a hidden camera to steal signs. You could feed in all of the signs to the machine, plus the actual pitch, and it only took two or three pitches of each type before the computer could tell you exactly what the signs were for that pitch.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 07:52 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2020 07:50 PM (y7DUB)
Yes, another example of a goalie carrying the team through the playoffs.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 07:53 PM (pXNaM)
Here is the thing, elites have been burning down institution after institution that helps the average folk and their family.
Let us take, don't get a criminal record--the increasing number of criminal laws means that odds are that you can violate one quite easily. However, if you do not have "money" or "SES", the justice system treats you quite differently with an appointed counsel vs. paid. Similar to judicial behavior.
Second, let us take getting a high school diploma--make school as uninteresting as it can be for those not academically inclined, compel people to sit still that do not do it very well, allow general classes to become a joke through mainstreaming disturbed children, vilify them and make them feel ashamed of their country and history, and short change vocational education.
Third, encourage everyone to engage in sex at an early age, promote drug use, promiscuity, and teach them that is normal.
Four, destroy the Protestant Work Ethic by promoting party time, the sense that destiny is randomly distributed, produce entertainment that makes being a solid citizen the butt of jokes, etc. through the concept of cool.
Debase the family by promoting divorce and general promiscuity to be true to oneself and bring in workers at below market wages to undermine any financial stability in the few job categories not shipped overseas. Make the military the only option for many then engage in stupid and pointless wars with no end for virtue points.
Entertainment has taught folks to worship the present and self, education has taught them nothing but contempt for authority and country, government has taught them that elites are corrupt and self serving and uncaring, and that the lesson is money is king in American society. A fish rots from the head and our elites are indeed rotten in both thought and deed.
In Falling Apart's Fishtown, the problem noted is that poor kids lack insulation from the slings and arrows of society.
A just society restrains the elites and their appetites so as to put a good example forth to the poor. A just society does not try to destroy and hollow out institutions that can help poor to rise--education, morality, work ethic, and the rule of law.
Just look at what Robert Gates and Tillerson did to the Boy Scouts--they put them in debt, changed their mission to be more "inclusive" so as to distribute condoms at Jamborees, and then forced the return of gay scoutmasters and transgenders. When the numbers fell off, they went after females to boost their numbers. They are walking dead with the loss of the Mormons and who benefits the most from such destruction.
Middle class and up can afford to go camping, spend money on travel and education, provide their kids with compatible chums, structure, and morality etc. The Boy Scouts performed this function for many a boy that did not grow up with those advantages. Ditto for the YMCA and YWCA, public libraries, and so on. Public schools and universities certainly helped promote those who were smart enough and determined enough to rise above their station.
Look at what CFA did to the Salvation Army via Dan Cathey for money. That hurts the people with the least insulation the most just so Cathey can expand into urban and foreign countries.
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 07:53 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:48 PM (BiNEL)
He's not on yet.
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:53 PM (cF8AT)
This.
This is why I made the EJEXIT website.
Join the movement today, before your city tastes my pain!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 07:53 PM (jc0Ct)
Gaseous, liquid, and solid, baby.
Even plasma.
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:53 PM (Qf83p)
been watching them interviewing the people in line for the Trump
rally. They really are hardworking Trump supporters and I like
supporting their channel.
https://tinyurl.com/tzan9nu
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 07:51 PM (wiXsO)
Someone in the comments there just wrote "Mullahs for Trump. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 07:53 PM (9Om/r)
"I don't really get this. I've been *hugely* critical of Steele, the dossier, Comey, Brennan, and the rest of the intel establishment from the start. Painting me as an apologist for
Steele because I'm *also* criticizing Lev Parnas & Co for stalking an ambassador is bizarre."
Posted by: Azathoth at January 14, 2020 07:54 PM (tgcb0)
Sadly, been there done that. Just ask the families of the people killed by the FIU bridge collapse. A fine engineering school that decided to put diversity over experience.
Posted by: Floridachick at January 14, 2020 07:54 PM (Hi3Hi)
WTF happened? Did he believe he didn't need his backers and handlers anymore? He could have never moved the needle to get where he is by himself. Why did they abandon him?
Posted by: Groundhog at January 14, 2020 07:54 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 07:53 PM (pXNaM)
It's always been thus in a four of seven series. If 'the puck doesn't stop here', the series is over.
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 07:55 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 14, 2020 07:55 PM (B06Zw)
And who built a contraption like that ? Sick.
Posted by: My Give A Damn Is Busted at January 14, 2020 07:55 PM (nxXvF)
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 14, 2020 07:56 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Floridachick at January 14, 2020 07:54 PM (Hi3Hi)
It is like that in ALL schools.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:56 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 07:53 PM (cF8AT)
My bad, I really thought he was up stat.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:56 PM (BiNEL)
None of that white math either; only native ingenuity.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 07:56 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 07:55 PM (Y8PSl)
Ron Hextall, then a rookie, won the Conn Smythe in 1985 and he was on the losing team.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 07:56 PM (pXNaM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 07:53 PM (jc0Ct)
It's not an invasion of political retards, it's a distribution of labor for face colander time.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:57 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 14, 2020 07:57 PM (iMxDC)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 07:56 PM (pXNaM)
Hockey fan ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:57 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2020 07:57 PM (ATCV4)
He is younger than most of the Democrat Presidential field.
Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 07:58 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 14, 2020 07:57 PM (iMxDC)
Shit! What I could do with money like that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:58 PM (85Gof)
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1217159545623138304
Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2020 07:58 PM (Um4+1)
Goggle Maps, you're looking for a resturant or whatever. Businesses PAY - she's drilling my head-
for placement on the map.
The more a business pays the more varied search queries that business will appear.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2020 07:59 PM (Hg4NE)
WTF happened? Did he believe he didn't need his backers and handlers anymore? He could have never moved the needle to get where he is by himself. Why did they abandon him?
Posted by: Groundhog at January 14, 2020 07:54 PM (VYwSh)
WTF happened? His Spartacus moment during the Kavanaugh hearings. He just had to let his inner clown out.
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 07:59 PM (Y8PSl)
backers and handlers anymore? He could have never moved the needle to
get where he is by himself. Why did they abandon him?
Posted by: Groundhog at January 14, 2020 07:54 PM (VYwSh)
His head got to big for his breeches.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 07:59 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 07:59 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 07:59 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 14, 2020 07:59 PM (d6Ksn)
I'm LDS and an Eagle Scout. What BSA allowed to happen / did to Scouting breaks my heart.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 08:00 PM (i0wNm)
Living proof that the Golden Scalp Weasel is not a monster.
Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2020 08:00 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Floridachick at January 14, 2020 08:01 PM (Hi3Hi)
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 07:59 PM (Y8PSl)
He went full retard barely edging out Kabbalah.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2020 08:01 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2020 08:01 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 07:56 PM (i0wNm)
Renewable green vines are where it is at, we don't need no stinking cables!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 08:01 PM (BiNEL)
*evil eye*
Are you in fact the real 'flounder'?!
Your odd obsessions seem to have abated...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2020 08:02 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2020 08:02 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 14, 2020 08:02 PM (KbCvz)
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 08:02 PM (cF8AT)
Hemp ropes lashing rough-hewn logs together.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 08:03 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 07:53 PM (9Om/r)
************
There was an interview RSBN did with a guy from Iran. His family had a sign that said Iranians for Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 08:03 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 08:03 PM (ZCEU2)
Can't some billionaire Eagle Scout start a parallel organization? A retro group? Real Scouts of America or something.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 08:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2020 08:04 PM (Hg4NE)
also showing the clip of Warren lying about getting fired because she was preggers.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 14, 2020 08:04 PM (4a9Vv)
It is darn scary here! Those Bloomberg millions talk loudly!
Posted by: Virginia Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 08:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:57 PM (85Gof)
Just a smidge.
Although I actually do have a soft spot for Ron Hextall. When I was a much younger Vendette I wrote letters to various NHL goalies asking for autographed photos as birthday gifts for my little brother, who then played goalie out in the street. Of the 3 responses, the one from Philly included not only an autographed photo of Hextall for my brother, but one addressed to me.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 08:05 PM (pXNaM)
Makes you wonder - did they have to be separated because of increased death threats?
Posted by: Marybeth at January 14, 2020 08:05 PM (4pK1/)
1
Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2020 08:05 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 07:46 PM (i0wNm)
Easy to defeat, if you notice it. Have people in the stands with whistles and banging on things randomly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 08:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 08:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 08:05 PM (pXNaM)
From someone who realized that he was a performer, and that treating his audience well was just tradecraft.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 08:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 14, 2020 08:07 PM (iMxDC)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2020 08:08 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 08:03 PM (yQpMk)
--------
There isn't a single right wing billionaire who is out of the closet, besides PDT. Not one. The American economic system has been constructed to prevent it... that's its penultimate objective, directly behind promoting Leftism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 08:08 PM (jc0Ct)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 08:06 PM (YqDXo)
As a kid, though, it meant a lot.
Posted by: Vendette at January 14, 2020 08:08 PM (pXNaM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 08:08 PM (jc0Ct)
I think you are exactly right, but I still do NOT understand why this persists!
Posted by: Virginia Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 14, 2020 08:09 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated
All shit (or biosolids, as they say in the, um, trade) is wet - its less than 10% solid before they extract the water at the treatment plant, and even then its still only 25% solid before going to the fill...so, it will burn, it has around 200 to 300 BTUs per scif without addition of oxygen...not that I would know about shit or anything.
Posted by: Boswell at January 14, 2020 08:10 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: G marks the spot at January 14, 2020 08:23 PM (eEzj3)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated
Pissed off your drill sergeant?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 08:32 PM (bd376)
BREAKING: @GenFlynn has moved to WITHDRAW his guilty plea due to the "government's bad faith, vindictiveness, and breach of the plea agreement."
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: vivi at January 14, 2020 08:35 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 08:43 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2020 09:32 PM (PtTEx)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 14, 2020 09:33 PM (/aiGx)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 14, 2020 09:42 PM (dSJQL)
But the punishment for 2017 is an application of a law post-facto which is supposed to be unConstitutional.
They're going to nuke the Red Sox next, and may well move on to the Yankees, but I still don't like the post-facto nature of this decision.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Whoa. Are they going to nullify Championships?
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 07:38 PM (Qf83p)
Stealing signs using artificial aides and off the field has been illegal for a long time. A NY team got in trouble for it in the 50s or 60s.
Can't use that excuse.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 10:03 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 08:43 PM (Pg+x7)
Let him. Nobody watches those channels anymore.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 10:03 PM (eoQWY)
I'm personally shocked that they aren't going in that direction or can't find a charismatic candidate of that persuasion. It seems really, well, dumb to leave guaranteed percentage points on the table in favor of a bunch of old whiteys.
Posted by: Chris W at January 15, 2020 08:46 AM (TlL+m)
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