ABC "Political Analyst" and Noted Adulterer Matthew Dowd: If You Want to Prove You're Not a Misogynist, You Should Not Run for President If a Woman Is Running Against You

As Andrew Stiles points out, Matthew Dowd's G4P would-be boyfriend Barack Obama flunks this test.

Per Dowd's expert analysis, Sanders could definitely prove he is not a raging misogynist by not running for president against a female candidate.

You know one clear way to demonstrate that you believe a woman can and should be president? Don’t try to defeat a woman running for President.
— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) January 14, 2020

What I find fascinating is that he keeps trying to defeat women running for president.
— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) January 14, 2020

"Keeps trying." Meanwhile women keep trying to defeat men but that's different because YASSS KWEEN SLAYYYY.

Check out this bit of virtue signalling:

Agree.
— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) January 14, 2020

What he's agreeing to is that if you have "privilege" -- in this context (and in most contexts!) meaning "you are a white man" -- you should step aside to let a less-privileged person take your slot.

He's pushing this standard on Bernie Sanders.

But meanwhie, Matthew Dowd, adulterer and chief "political analyst" at a major news corporation, and most notably, a privileged straight white man himself, isn't stepping aside to let a An Woman or An POC take his slot.

No, this is something they virtue signal out that other people should do.

Not them -- no, not them. They're too important. They couldn't be replaced by a stupid woman or incompetent minority.

Society itself might collapse if they did such a rash thing!

This is very, very, VERY common in the media, where a sea of fat white male faces sitting behind desks and pretending to be "journalists" lectures other men that they have to stand down and let women and people of color take command.

But I guess Jake Tapper, Chuck Todd, Matthew Dowd, Brian Stelter, and all the rest of the #Woke Fat Liberal White Men will stay in their jobs until the project of replacing every white man with a woman (usually white, by the way -- leftwing white women aren't stepping aside for any minorities!) or minority is completed. These guys have to keep their jobs until then, to make sure #TheStruggle is carried out fully.

Deep down in places you don't even admit exist, you want these chubby soft pale white liberal soybag f***boys standing guard at That Desk.

You want them at That Desk, you need them at That Desk!

Posted by: Ace at 04:19 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 14, 2020 04:20 PM (Oq/TM)

2 I even read the content :-)

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 14, 2020 04:21 PM (Oq/TM)

3 Heh. That Obama guy sure was a sexist piece of crap huh?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

4 Sounds like Dowd is saying that there should only be females running for President.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 14, 2020 04:22 PM (Oq/TM)

5 Why don't they all just drop out?

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 04:22 PM (77WPm)

6 Ummmm....

/points with giant foam finger at 2008

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:22 PM (Boy/L)

7 Why don't any of these soy flavored turds take their own advice and give their jobs to a woman?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)

8 Is this the new "white man's burden"?

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 04:22 PM (96hOQ)

9 So just by being in the race any "male" candidate is guilty of being a sexist pig because.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2020 04:22 PM (JUOKG)

10 I'd respond to Dowd about Obama but he kinda has me blocked for noting his stupidity and insanity before

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

11 It's just white men right? Obama gets a pass?

Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 04:22 PM (a0IVu)

12 >>>7 Why don't any of these soy flavored turds take their own advice and give their jobs to a woman?

I wish I had said that.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (PbpT7)

13 So "step out of your privilege" means "stop doing better than me and get out of my way", apparently.

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (RD7QR)

14 Fine, I'll take one for the team and be the Misogynist. Don't say I didn't do things for you men.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (Eg9+v)

15 I'm pretty sure a woman could do Matthew Dowd's job.

Maybe he should step out and stop keeping women out of political analyst roles.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (yL25O)

16 Maybe Matthew Dowd should give up his phony-baloney job so that some non-cis-gendered female type could take over for him - you know, as long as he's galaxy-level virtue signalling and all.

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (77WPm)

17 Seriously though, Hillary Clinton ran twice in the Democratic Party. The first time she fought to keep a black man out of the White House and the second time to keep a Jew out of the White House.

Some might call that racist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

18 add Stephen King to this list.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (GRKRm)

19 GO TELL THE TRANNIES

Posted by: x at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (nFwvY)

20 You can't expect Dowd to get a real job.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (0otOH)

21 Retard.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (eYLmo)

22 I'm pretty sure a woman could do Matthew Dowd's job.

I'm pretty sure a striped-ass baboon could do Matthew Dowd's job

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

23 In fairness, is there any proof that Matthew Dowd is actually a man?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (wCmLp)

24 Gawd. These idiots invent a word and just fall in love with it.
Privilege love.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (5v15w)

25 Wow, Democrats are really sexist!

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (eAZVt)

26 If a women took Dowd's job it would be a step up in masculinity in that position,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (qcIWB)

27 Damn it - took too long spell-checking my post!

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (77WPm)

28 I'll be happy to price I'm not sexist by letting 17 year old walk up and down my back in stiletto heels while I'm bound and gagged.

Posted by: Billy C. at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (h1qTM)

29 hahahaha

Everyone is complaining about all their PRIVILEGE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (ptqGC)

30 You know who ELSE ran against a woman?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (VlzJd)

31
I wish I had said that.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (PbpT7)

Added to the official list of ace quotes.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (9PapW)

32 But it just confirms Bernie was right: a woman can't beat a man for President! He may be crazy, but he bats 1000 on Misogyny!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (Eg9+v)

33 What I find fascinating is that he keeps trying to defeat women running for president.

So Trump chooses who the Dems pick as a candidate?

What a f'ing idiot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (r+sAi)

34 So everything should just be handed over on a silver platter regardless of other qualifications, temperment, character, or demonstrated ability?

Just like a Leftard.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (Rvlwi)

35 I wish I had said that.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (0otOH)

36 You know one clear way to demonstrate that you believe a woman can and should be president? Don't try to defeat a woman running for President.

Fuck you sugartits.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (bd376)

37 I've had enough of this shit.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (aS1PU)

38 If You Want to Prove You're Not a Misogynist, You Should Not Run for President If a Woman Is Running Against You

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Are you listening, ~~Bernie~~ Burny?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (+y/Ru)

39 I'm not a sexist. The gal Secret Service agents requested I swim nude on their watch.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (8X42K)

40 Ace / Cobs. My hash, (1CjJc), got caught up in the troll socking onslaught.

Please unban me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner (1CjJc) at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (1CjJc)

Posted by: relayer at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (0otOH)

41 Vote for woman because VUHGINUH!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (eYLmo)

42 Matthew Dowd: White men should not run against women and minorities because women and minorities cannot hack the competition. And in no way is what I just said not racist and misogynist.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (hLRSq)

43 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Hipocrit Much? Critic ... at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (LPnfS)

44 @matthewjdowd
You know one clear way to demonstrate that you believe a woman can and should be president? ~~Don't t~~ Try to defeat a woman running for President. Give it your all. Fight hard. Play to win. If she beats you, everyone will know that she bested you honestly and deserves the victory.
++++++++++++++
I made some modest changes here to make it something other than simpering, infantile and bug-nuts stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (I2dne)

45 When the first woman POTUS is a conservative, there will be additional blubbering and rending.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (Boy/L)

46 No one "keeps trying to run for President" quite like Hillary.

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (sX1BW)

47 Let me get this straight: Dowd believes that a man giving up running for president allows a strong confident woman her chance to beat the odds.

Okay then.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (oBfF8)

48 >>I wish I had said that.

It's all yours.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)

49 Pro Tip: Bernie is not The Chosen One

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (TRFQS)

50 "privilege" has been a.bad smell on the Left internet for over a decade but Twitter has made it ubiquitous .

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo, free flounder! (1CjJc) at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (GRKRm)

51 Booker did the right thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (aKsyK)

52 So the way to prove women can compete successfully with men is for the men to forfeit to them before the competition even begins. Is that correct?

Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (MxEKc)

53 >>>23 In fairness, is there any proof that Matthew Dowd is actually a man?

he fucked his boss' wife. I mean, I don't know that proves he's a man.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (PbpT7)

54 How come I can see Flounder asking to be unbanned if he's banned?
I don't understand the internet.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

55 Warren needs to come out with her own mish-scented candle.

It would smell like dusty library books and stale beer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

56 But meanwhie, Matthew Dowd, adulterer and chief "political analyst" at a major news corporation, and most notably, a privileged straight white man himself, isn't stepping aside to let a An Woman or An POC take his slot.

I imagine Dowd lives in a pretty nice place in NY. How dare he not move out and let a poc take over, while he finds a nice gutter.

Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (T6t7i)

57 Wait....Matt Dowd has allegedly had sex with TWO people? Consensually? Or is he a bedroom creeper???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (l4C/z)

58 Oh, I just assumed he was talking about Trump. Ha I made an ass out of you and me, but mostly me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (r+sAi)

59 CNN commentariat: whiter than Barney Fife and Thelma Lou in a milk bath.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (UbWxe)

60 You can't have it both ways either woman are warriors who can do anything a man can do or they can't. If you want equality that includes the same rules for everyone.

Posted by: Shelgel at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (TY9gz)

61 I still get sooooo confused. I thought gender is fluid and thus didn't matter any more.

Posted by: central scrutinizer at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (vI+F1)

62 he fucked his boss' wife. I mean, I don't know that proves he's a man.
Posted by: ace at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (PbpT7)

PornHub says, "no, it doesn't."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (wCmLp)

63 >>>50 >>I wish I had said that.

It's all yours.

...

I did say it, Guy Who Doesn't Read Posts.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (PbpT7)

64 Hillary would have won if she had been allowed to run unopposed.

Posted by: x at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (nFwvY)

65 47: conservative women are not politically female, you see.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (Eg9+v)

66 could be flounder might have left Camp Banhammer already

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo, free flounder! (1CjJc) at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (GRKRm)

67 You know who else had soy flavored turds?

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (TRFQS)

68 Hey Matt...next ask Obama the same topic!

Also, go fuck yourself! Coke Bottle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (l4C/z)

69 It's like everything else with these assholes, they expect their policies to apply to others, not themselves. You won't see Dowd passing up career opportunities for the benefit of women the same way that you won't see environmentalists foregoing air travel. Sacrifice is for plebians, not the self-appointed elect.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (bwBxJ)

70 You can't have it both ways either woman are warriors who can do anything a man can do or they can't. If you want equality that includes the same rules for everyone.
Posted by: Shelgel at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (TY9gz)

F-you we can AND WILL have it both ways, you cisgendered misogynist!!
- Lunatic "Feminists" everywhere

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (77WPm)

71 I did say it, Guy Who Doesn't Read Posts.
Posted by: ace

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That's a pretty substantial majority of the horde.

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (sX1BW)

72 This Maoist horseshit ought to embarrass the network that employs this dipshit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (LISuA)

73 >>I did say it, Guy Who Doesn't Read Posts.

But I've been thinking it for a long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (ZLI7S)

74 8 Is this the new "white man's burden"?
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 04:22 PM (96hOQ)

Spill the wine? Oh, wrong Burden...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (zBaqJ)

75 62 You can't have it both ways either woman are warriors who can do anything a man can do or they can't. If you want equality that includes the same rules for everyone.
Posted by: Shelgel at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (TY9gz)

A uniform set of rules applied equally to men and women is a tool of white patriarchal oppressors. Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (eYLmo)

76 I'm pretty sure a woman could do Matthew Dowd's job.

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To be wrong all the time?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (+y/Ru)

77 This is silly, isn't it? I mean, come on now. Is that not demeaning to women in some fashion? Isn't everything rage inducing to the Left? They want us in the camps, they need us in those camps.

Each day the stupid burns brighter on the Left. It's comical but also worrying on some level. These are not rational or well people. They are all insane in some fashion and there are NO meds that will cure them.

Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (Gylu/)

78 It's funny cause last time Bernie ran against a woman, the crooked old drunk cheated him out of the Nomination and then face planted her way to a loss in the General.

See what giving your privilege away gets you.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (ymnmz)

79 65 >>>50 >>I wish I had said that.

It's all yours.

...

I did say it, Guy Who Doesn't Read Posts.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (PbpT7)

Huh, now that I've read the post(skimmed really), I know that ace really did say something along those lines.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (9PapW)

80 I don't want to look, but I will bet actual US dollars that this asshat has tweets praising Beto.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:29 PM (Boy/L)

81
>>I did say it, Guy Who Doesn't Read Posts.

But I've been thinking it for a long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (ZLI7S)

But then you got stoned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

82 Will Dowd still say this if , say Ivanka runs in 20 years?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2020 04:29 PM (CqE5x)

83 One way that Warren could convince me she's serious about fighting white male privilege would be to crack Bernie upside the head with an actual baseball bat.

And Bernie could show me he's serious about fighting for his principles by cracking lizzie upside the head in reply.

That would show me they care. i would be inspired.

But even more inspiration would be drawn by seeing thousands of their supporters gather together and continue what the two of them started.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2020 04:29 PM (N1CMU)

84 LET HER WIN

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:29 PM (br0gZ)

85 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Dowd should his own advice and give his job to a woman yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at January 14, 2020 04:29 PM (0otOH)

86 I still get sooooo confused. I thought gender is fluid and thus didn't matter any more.

Everything was fine until I plooked that robot to death

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

87 Privilege, its what marxists say you have when they want to eat your lunch for freeeeeee!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 14, 2020 04:29 PM (ymnmz)

88

Exactly when did Matthew Dowd cut off his own testicles?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 04:30 PM (sy5kK)

89 >>But then you got stoned.

Don't encourage him.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:30 PM (ZLI7S)

90 Mathew Dowd -- he's the guy who worked on Arnold Schwarzenegger's campaign while sleeping with his wife, Maria Shriver, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 04:30 PM (bDqIh)

91 Will Dowd still say this if , say Ivanka runs in 20 years?

RUSSIAN NAME.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:30 PM (Boy/L)

92 Womenz is Strong!

We are your Equals!

Now Pretty Please! Let Me Win!

Let me win you big strong man?

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 04:30 PM (+0uDE)

93 Sadly, I kinda like dusty library book smell...

I'm not buying a candle scented like Liz Warren's snatch, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:30 PM (l4C/z)

94 White man here.

I'm tryin' extra special hard to be ashamed of being white and letting a POC or a woman POC have my privilege, but I just can't.

"Make your own privilege", I say. Earn it.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 14, 2020 04:30 PM (iiT9X)

95 If I'm Bernie, I'm saying, "The only way I'd step aside for Hillary is if a bus is heading for both of us."

Posted by: Ted K. at January 14, 2020 04:30 PM (FJYfm)

96 71 The neolibs don't have principles of that sort. They want Mutt out NOW

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:31 PM (Eg9+v)

97 You can't have it both ways either woman are warriors who can do anything a man can do or they can't. If you want equality that includes the same rules for everyone.
Posted by: Shelgel at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (TY9gz)
+++++++++++
False. You need to bone up on your modern SJW/identity politics. What you're advocating here is so-called "color blindness" where everyone is held to the same standard regardless of race (or sex, or faith, or whatever else). This is a profoundly bigoted position.

To take this position is to *deny* people of their racial (or sexual, or religious, etc.) identity. It is cruel and unjust and bigoted. This stance eliminates personal identity and creates a dog-eat-dog world where privileged positions perpetuate and justice cannot be done.

In order to progress, we must emphasize and account for these crucial identity markers in order to undo historical privilege and level the playing field for all. Denying identity keeps the field tilted toward existing power groups and enthrones historical injustice as the norm.

(I don't believe this, but they do - or they at least claim to hold their double-standard unironically)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:31 PM (I2dne)

98 >>>90 Mathew Dowd -- he's the guy who worked on Arnold Schwarzenegger's campaign while sleeping with his wife, Maria Shriver, right?

Yes. A real Bill Kristol Republican (TM).

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2020 04:31 PM (PbpT7)

99 I did say it, Guy Who Doesn't Read Posts.

Content, it's sometimes important.
Preloaded into the memory so I can toss this bit of logic in Stelters face the next chance I get.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude (w9UC1) at January 14, 2020 04:31 PM (w9UC1)

100 You can't have it both ways either woman are warriors who can do anything a man can do or they can't. If you want equality that includes the same rules for everyone.

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So unwoke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 04:31 PM (+y/Ru)

101 >>I did say it, Guy Who Doesn't Read Posts.

I am just taking this as an Official Endorsement of my heretofore Un-Official Policy.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:31 PM (br0gZ)

102 Ace hasn't used "snizz" all day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

103 "No, this is something they virtue signal out that other people should do."

Not just anyone can be the camp capo. One needs to train.

Posted by: THE Matthew Dowd at January 14, 2020 04:31 PM (6eEQ+)

104
This is very, very, VERY common in the media, where a sea of fat white male faces sitting behind desks and pretending to be "journalists" lectures other men that they have to stand down and let women and people of color take command.

Ace left out that they are all masturbating at their desks as they issue their edicts.

Ace was trying to be kind.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 04:31 PM (sy5kK)

105 Uh, honey, Bernie is Jewish, and there was this little thing called the Holocaust.

Check your Affluent White Female Liberal (AWFL) Privilege, Pocahontas.

Posted by: Bernie Bro at January 14, 2020 04:31 PM (saGjR)

106 An ounce or brain power and one minute of thinking this through would have prevented this sadzz tweets.

Only you can prevent sadzz tweets.

My other favorite gem right now: 'The Democrat primary is soooo white and non-diversive!!'

Me: Why did all the diversity candidates quit?

Them: The establishment kept them down!

Me: You sure it wasn't their idiotic proposals that didn't resonate with sane people?

Them: Shut up!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (FIhRE)

107 He slept with Arnold's wife?

Kind of makes me rethink the Terminator

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (sX1BW)

108 > In fairness, is there any proof that Matthew Dowd is actually a man?

Didn't he used to be called Maureen, before the "transition"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (qUFPp)

109 Oh, we have a problem with adulterers now? I think that's a little judgey.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (gd9RK)

110 Is Matthew Dowd one of the fake conservatives? I might be confusing him with someone else.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (Uu+Jp)

111 Women are just as good at anything and everything a man is good at.

Especially if you humor them and just, you know - let them win.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (br0gZ)

112 >>>102 Ace hasn't used "snizz" all day.

well, not *verbally*...

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (PbpT7)

113 Leftists: there is no such thing as absolute gender!

Also Leftists: every man who gets in the way of a woman from getting power or what she wants is evil!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

114 So Lizzy floats a canard that Burnie said a woman can't win the preezy and now they are browbeating him to quit the race cause they think a woman can't beat a man cause "privilege".

hoooo boooooy

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (ymnmz)

115 Remember how a few weeks ago an unnamed friend of Obama's "leaked" a private conversation he/she had with Obama where TFG said that if Bernie was looking like he would get the nomination he would step in?

This looks like stepping in, via TFG's MSM pals, doesn't it.
The word is out: Burn Bernie. How very 2016 of them.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (bDqIh)

116 Ace left out that they are all masturbating at their desks as they issue their edicts.

What about the raping?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (ZDXYb)

117 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (qUFPp)

I took your suggestion and updated. Thanks

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (U7k5w)

118 >>Ace hasn't used "snizz" all day.

He's married now. He might never use snizz again.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (br0gZ)

119 I want fauxahauntas an the burningman to fight it out to bleed each other dry. Please o please don't stop until the party is torn to shreds. Please.

Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (0OmEj)

120
a privileged straight white man himself, isn't stepping aside to let a An Woman or An POC take his slot.

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Fuck you, Ace.

As always, you're a bigot.

You see, my stage-IV metastatic necrotic soydick HAS transformed me into a byooooteeful woooman, hence my Strange New Respect for distaff Americans.

Try stepping outside your male privilege for once, be an ally, and pass the mic to a transcuck.

Posted by: Matthew Dowd at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (fUqBx)

121 He slept with Arnold's wife?

Kind of makes me rethink the Terminator

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (sX1BW)

Wait.....Maria Shriver cheated on teh Ahnold?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

122 Uh, honey, Bernie is Jewish, and there was this little thing called the Holocaust.

Check your Affluent White Female Liberal (AWFL) Privilege, Pocahontas.
Posted by: Bernie Bro at January 14, 2020 04:31 PM (saGjR)

I think you left Urban out of your acronym

Posted by: Ted K. at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (FJYfm)

123 116 Ace left out that they are all masturbating at their desks as they issue their edicts.

What about the raping?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (ZDXYb)

It is Tuesday after all...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (eYLmo)

124 Is Matthew Dowd related to Maureen?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (I2dne)

125 111
Women are just as good at anything and everything a man is good at.

Especially if you humor them and just, you know - let them win.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (br0gZ)

Their fight song is "It's My Turn"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (ymnmz)

126 [iHe's married now. He might never use snizz again.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (ZDXYb)

127 Shouldn't a woman have Dowd's position?

Posted by: Ha at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (NSFCQ)

128 >>Is Matthew Dowd one of the fake conservatives? I might be confusing him with someone else.

He's the 'more Christian than thou' one who constantly attacks Christians on twitter over supporting Trump. Like David French.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (bDqIh)

129 LET HER WIN

-
The wookie? Haven't we had enough of the Obamas?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (+y/Ru)

130 111 Women are just as good at anything and everything a man is good at.

Especially if you humor them and just, you know - let them win.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (br0gZ)

The last part is especially important, otherwise you'll never hear the end of it.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (9PapW)

131 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (ZDXYb)

132 Ace left out that they are all masturbating at their desks as they issue their edicts.

What about the raping?

There is no rape.

And by none, I mean there is a certain amount. It is Tuesday after all.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (Boy/L)

133
Progressives seem to like sumptuary laws. You uppity peasants can't have the things (nowadays, travel, jobs) that we woke nobility rightly claim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (7rVsF)

134 124 Is Matthew Dowd related to Maureen?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (I2dne)

He's one of her alters, IIRC

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (U7k5w)

135 You said rape twice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (l4C/z)

136
The Space Force chief was sworn in this afternoon. He's a white male. The horror the horror

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (mpeBU)

137 Shorter Dowd: "Women are absolutely terrible at everything and men shouldn't compete with them".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (ZGrMX)

138 115 Will Bernie be given a new house? One wonders, one does.

Funny how his wife and her crimes went away, too. Nothing to see her, comrade. Move along.

Different set of rules and all that sort of thing, no?

Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (Gylu/)

139 I'm pretty sure we are at the stage in the dem party where even a woman without a penis would not be considered good enough unless 'she' has a penis.

Posted by: Greg61 at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (mwa8L)

140 I'm puzzled by complaints about the lack of diversity among Democrat candidates.
Isn't the whole point of elections to eliminate diversity-to go from many to one?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (Uu+Jp)

141 Why don't any of these soy flavored turds take their own advice and give their jobs to a woman?

Because they aren't men? Maybe they're Vegans?

Posted by: PG at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (Tt75g)

142 > And Bernie could show me he's serious about fighting for his principles by cracking lizzie upside the head in reply.

My money is on Liawatha in any such confrontation.

Remember, Bernie got his ass kicked by a punching bag a while back.

When you get beaten up by an inanimate object, whose SOLE REASON FOR EXISTENCE is to sit there and let you hit it....

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (qUFPp)

143 It's funny cause last time Bernie ran against a woman, the crooked old drunk cheated him out of the Nomination and then face planted her way to a loss in the General.

See what giving your privilege away gets you.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at
___________

If only there was a Bernie Parody site that could tweet this out.

Maybe send this in to the Babylon Bee?

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (+0uDE)

144 He's married now.

Wait.. what? Ewok nuptials, since when?

Posted by: IP - Still a dude (w9UC1) at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (w9UC1)

145 97: correct. In part however, this is just reasoning backwards from having built a constituency out of numerous politically non-viable minorities. In about 1999 they decided that white people, regardless of whether they were underclass or workers, were out of the coalition. However, if every individually non-viable minority deserves, on account of whatever problems some of them may have experienced, a handicap without calling it that (i.e. it's JUSTICE, not mercy--) they can all agree to work or at least vote together.
They all hate 'nazis', too. (That's become mostly a code for white person, though. And if the Knockout game is any indication, Jewish people look like white people to most of their constituents.)

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (Eg9+v)

146 The Space Force chief was sworn in this afternoon. He's a white male. The horror the horror

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (mpeBU)

Please tell me he's not muzz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

147 Prolly should have read all of aces commentary.

Posted by: Ha at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (NSFCQ)

148 Wait.....Maria Shriver cheated on teh Ahnold?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

-------

Kennedy...... duh......

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (8XRCm)

149 Big news.

Spy Seth Freedman admits he helped Harvey Weinstein investigate Rose McGowan, 90 others

https://archive.is/1dSQ4

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (V150o)

150 139 I'm pretty sure we are at the stage in the dem party where even a woman without a penis would not be considered good enough unless 'she' has a penis.
Posted by: Greg61 at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (mwa8L)

And it would be a biologically female penis.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (eYLmo)

151 What a genius idea. Make sure some bitch faces zero adversity only to run headlong into Donald Trump, the shredder of shitlib dreams.

Doesn't matter anyway her instincts are fucking awful. I suspect she actually has a dick because she keeps stepping on it first with the cack-handed response with the DNA test and then the stonewalling on Medicare for All a few months ago. Trump will have zero problems boxing in this cunt on any number of issues.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (j3npP)

152 90 Mathew Dowd -- he's the guy who worked on Arnold Schwarzenegger's campaign while sleeping with his wife, Maria Shriver, right?

Are you thinking about Gavin Nuisance?

Never mind. Nuisance slept with the wife of his campaign adviser and friend.

Ex-friend.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (iiT9X)

153 Has anyone seen Liz Warren and Marcy Darcy in the same room?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 14, 2020 04:36 PM (ymnmz)

154 White GOP politicos would not be an endangered species had they stayed Alpha. Instead they adopted soi-faggity ways and now they're disappeared all up and down the East Coast megalopolis.

Posted by: kallisto at January 14, 2020 04:36 PM (mn0Jm)

155 He's the 'more Christian than thou'

-
A David and Bathsheba Christian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 04:36 PM (+y/Ru)

156 Schrodinger's cat and a feminist walk
into a bar.

The bartender says ' hey lady , what do ya have in the box'

The feminist replies ' I guess that depends on what's in it for me'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 04:36 PM (qcIWB)

157 She's better than you, so let her win.

Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 04:36 PM (RuIsu)

158 >>Wait.....Maria Shriver cheated on teh Ahnold?

Yes.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/v4dk3rc

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 04:36 PM (bDqIh)

159 INTERSECTIONAL IMMUNITY!

*holds up badge*

Posted by: Matthew Dowd at January 14, 2020 04:36 PM (ZDXYb)

160 He's married now. He might never use snizz again.[/]

Oh I forgot that. Was it to the otter?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 04:36 PM (gd9RK)

161 >well, not *verbally*...

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (PbpT7)

SNAP!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (sjdRT)

162 Where's my delivery from the Chappaqua Wine and Spirit Co? Damn Russians. I'm pressing the reset button!

Posted by: Thirsty Hillary at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (8X42K)

163 When you get beaten up by an inanimate object, whose SOLE REASON FOR EXISTENCE is to sit there and let you hit it....
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (qUFPp)

Women, amirite?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (eYLmo)

164 My White Privilege Check doesn't cover the water bill and I have my own well.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (DB16e)

165 You're a towel.

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (FhXTo)

166 The Barrel will cheer you right up.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (br0gZ)

167 I need faith advice from David French in much the same way a meerkat needs a sous vide cooker.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (Boy/L)

168 As I frequently say out loud in real life:

If you are a progressive, you must commit suicide. Any other action is sheer hypocrisy.

By existing, by exhaling, you emit a carbon footprint, and destroy the planet -- by your own admission.

By existing, you steal jobs, positions and power from minorities -- by your own admission.

By existing, remind everyone of colonialism, racism, white privilege and all the rest -- by your own admission.

By speaking, you silence a minority -- by your own admission.

Just die already. Die.

Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (fK2gX)

169 149 Big news.

Spy Seth Freedman admits he helped Harvey Weinstein investigate Rose McGowan, 90 others

https://archive.is/1dSQ4
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 04:35 PM (V150o)

I never did like Family Guy. Or Half Life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (l4C/z)

170 Why would any bigot on the Left run against a rare Orange man, chrysophobes?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (ihuvE)

171 160 He's married now. He might never use snizz again.[/]

Oh I forgot that. Was it to the otter?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 04:36 PM (gd9RK)

He's a polygamist so both the otter and the vespa.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (9PapW)

172 Schwarzenegger's ex must have promised him a hand job.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (4thlk)

173 > I took your suggestion and updated. Thanks

Good. This one sounds pretty damned ugly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (qUFPp)

174
He's married now. He might never use snizz again.[/]

-----

Dammit!!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

175 Aren't you supposed to "affair" up?

Seems like both Arnold and Maria were trading pretty low.

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (sX1BW)

176 JoeF.: "Will Dowd still say this if , say Ivanka runs in 20 years?"

I was going to say this about Melania in four years.

But then the MFM would go media silent (like the style/people magazines) and we'd never know she even won.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (6eEQ+)

177 Dowd is pretty infantile, isn't he?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

178 The Space Force chief was sworn in this afternoon. He's a white male. The horror the horror
Posted by: TheQuietMan

When do the Space Force recruiting stations open?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (bd376)

179

The country has gone mad.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (vEIlU)

180 guys, don't compete with women. Let them dominate you. this is the only way to make up for the 6000 years of sexisms.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (V150o)

181 He's a polygamist so both the otter and the vespa.
Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (9PapW)

So, a surprise ghey marriage.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (eYLmo)

182 90 Mathew Dowd -- he's the guy who worked on Arnold Schwarzenegger's campaign while sleeping with his wife, Maria Shriver, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 04:30 PM (bDqIh)

Oh, he's a skeletophiliac?

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (RD7QR)

183 76 I'm pretty sure a woman could do Matthew Dowd's job.

-
To be wrong all the time?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 04:28 PM (+y/Ru)

-------

No one would or could ever say she was wrong, because that would make them Sexist Misogynistic Bigots!

(Actually no one would care, it would be just more of the usual lies and bullshit that MSM vomits forth daily.)

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (+0uDE)

184 Schwarzenegger's ex must have promised him a hand job.

She looks like the thing from Alien now.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:39 PM (Boy/L)

185 111 Women are just as good at anything and everything a man is good at.

They're even better at making sammiches.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 14, 2020 04:39 PM (iiT9X)

186 You know one clear way to demonstrate that you believe a woman can and should be president? Don't try to defeat a woman running for President.

So Obama is a misogynist, and Hillary is a racist. Right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:39 PM (oVJmc)

187 "Will Dowd still say this if , say Ivanka runs in 20 years?"

Who the hell is Will Dowd?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:39 PM (bd376)

188 When I'm out in the shit, defending our military and America one story at a time, there aren't a lot of ladies that can carry around all the make-up, girdles, protein shakes and hair gel needed to do my job. I hope and pray someday there will be, some day far in the future I suspect.

Posted by: Jake Tapper, Newsman, or woman at January 14, 2020 04:39 PM (4e+hS)

189
The country has gone mad.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (vEIlU)

Beginning about 2008.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

190 I think the problem with too many white men in the media is too many white men at the top of the media. So- Jeff Zucker, Andrew Lack, and Kelly Kahl- sorry white men, #timesup.

Posted by: trev006 at January 14, 2020 04:39 PM (0HpOW)

191 I'm glad the socking of regulars is over. This one seemed very personal, like they're lurking a lot.

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (U7k5w)

192 177
Dowd is pretty infantile, isn't he?

Infants don't typically throw their feces at everyone.

Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (T6t7i)

193 ok leftist freakshows,

you first.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (d7Ww2)

194 Poor Flounder, he's here one minute then poof...

Posted by: IP - Still a dude (w9UC1) at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (w9UC1)

195 >>>155 He's the 'more Christian than thou'

yes, I think every single Christmas Eve for the past ten years he's tweeted out that Joseph and Mary were "illegal immigrants," etc.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (PbpT7)

196 76 I'm pretty sure a woman could do Matthew Dowd's job.

-----------

Have an affair with Maria Shriver?

I'm intrigued. Who did you have in mind?

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (sX1BW)

197 178 The Space Force chief was sworn in this afternoon. He's a white male. The horror the horror
Posted by: TheQuietMan

When do the Space Force recruiting stations open?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (bd376)

When the Reptilians open the portal.

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

198 Women are just a good as men that men have to drop out of competitions to prove this point.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (V150o)

199 I keep getting flashes of Flounder.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (sjdRT)

200 a sea of fat white male faces sitting behind desks and pretending to be "journalists"

Posted by: Ace at 04:19 PM

This is about us, isn't it...

Posted by: The Cobloggers of AoSHQ at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (wYseH)

201 170 Why would any bigot on the Left run against a rare Orange man, chrysophobes?
Posted by: ShainS

The reclusive Homo Orangensis is on the Endangered Species List! You are not allowed to trespass on his nesting area!

* nesting area = North American continent.

Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (fK2gX)

202 195: next time I'm on the lam crossing state lines I'll Be The Illegal Immigrant ("asylum seeking migrant") too!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (Eg9+v)

203 Will Dowd still say this if , say Ivanka runs in 20 years?"

Who the hell is Will Dowd?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:39 PM (bd376)

Isn't he the guy who played Wesley Crusher?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

204 > And it would be a biologically female penis.

Well, the way forward is clear. Bernie just needs to declare himself a trans-lesbian (woman trapped in a man's body, but who still wants to have sex with women... h/t Rush Limbaugh, years ago).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (qUFPp)

205 *does Arnold Horshack wave*

Oooh, ooooh, do Sarah Palin now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (HaL55)

206 Each day the stupid burns brighter on the Left. It's comical but also worrying on some level. These are not rational or well people. They are all insane in some fashion and there are NO meds that will cure them.

Oh, but there is a cure. Your caliber of choice.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (1sBoz)

207 So are we going to get building a Battlestar ship now?

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (ZCEU2)

208 Oh, he's a skeletophiliac?

Posted by: joncelli

I imagine that would be an ossophile or something similar.

Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (T6t7i)

209 I'm glad the socking of regulars is over. This one seemed very personal, like they're lurking a lot.

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (U7k5w)

The Deep State.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

210 Wow, that's a lot of millikohns of stupid right there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (H9cB7)

211 Matthew Dowd needs to step aside on Twitter.

Not to let women speak, but to let sane people speak for a change.

Why isn't he protesting the Blue is For Boy checkmark?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (vEIlU)

212 I did say it, Guy Who Doesn't Read Posts.
Posted by: ace at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (PbpT7)
.......

Hmm. Ace talks while he types. Kinda like moving your lips when you read?

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

213 To be fair, Dowd is simply putting into writing what the GOPe's strategy against the DemonRats has been for 50 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (C/oM9)

214 208 Oh, he's a skeletophiliac?

Posted by: joncelli

I imagine that would be an ossophile or something similar.
Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (T6t7i)

He just wanted to jump her bones?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (l4C/z)

215 Progressives seem to like sumptuary laws. You uppity peasants can't have the things (nowadays, travel, jobs) that we woke nobility rightly claim.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2020 04:34 PM (7rVsF)
++++++++++++
Of course.

For a couple hundred years, coming to a head in the 18th century, a revolution happened wherein people told the aristocracy to get fucked and got some power and liberty. Then, almost immediately, they got stupendously rich. They had things no aristocrat could have dreamed of. Power still had its benefits, but "I lead a wildly, almost unthinkably better life than the plebes" was no longer one of them. Their houses may be bigger, their cars faster, the furniture better, etc. - but the plebes still have houses, cars and furniture.

The laughably-named "progressives" have had one goal for their entire history: undo that development. Set the clock back. Get their aristocracy back.

It doesn't matter how the shitty and poor the hill might be, so long as they are the kings of it and everyone else in squalor.

There is nothing progressive about the progressives. They want the world as it was - as it was before Adam Smith, before capitalism, before the poor became rich. They want to return to a time when they're relevant and we're slaves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:42 PM (I2dne)

216 168 As I frequently say out loud in real life:

If you are a progressive, you must commit suicide. Any other action is sheer hypocrisy.

By existing, by exhaling, you emit a carbon footprint, and destroy the planet -- by your own admission.

By existing, you steal jobs, positions and power from minorities -- by your own admission.

By existing, remind everyone of colonialism, racism, white privilege and all the rest -- by your own admission.

By speaking, you silence a minority -- by your own admission.

Just die already. Die.
Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2020 04:37 PM (fK2gX)

Then hand them a single edge razor blade and remind them,
"Down the Street, Not Across the street."

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 04:42 PM (+0uDE)

217 So no woman is capable of winning the White House on her own merit and the only way we'll ever get a woman President is to hand it to her on a platter.
Who's the sexist again?

Posted by: amIaSexists? at January 14, 2020 04:42 PM (CDCKr)

218 The "Reset" button was actually the "More Booze" button. Push on-push off, as opposed to momentary.

Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 04:42 PM (RuIsu)

219 come back, flounder!

come baaaaaaaaack

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2020 04:42 PM (d7Ww2)

220 I think MLB could prove it's not sportist by letting the Padres win the World Series.

Whaddya say? Prove your virtue!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:42 PM (YqDXo)

221 208 Oh, he's a skeletophiliac?

Posted by: joncelli

I imagine that would be an ossophile or something similar.
Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (T6t7i)

There's boning and then there's boning, I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:42 PM (eYLmo)

222 Learning that Maria Shriver did the beast with two backs with Dowd *before* Arnie screwed the maid broke my mind.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 14, 2020 04:42 PM (m/Gc2)

223 You know one clear way to demonstrate that you believe a woman can and should be president?

What if you don't believe anything of the kind? Then what?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (YqDXo)

224 I always like the days that Ace pays attention to us and is not fornicating with Jezebel Twitter.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (Boy/L)

225
When do the Space Force recruiting stations open?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (bd376)

-----

When Johnny Rico and Diz Florez finish up losing the BIG GAME!!!

Want to know more???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (8XRCm)

226 The country has gone mad.

The Large Hadron Collider first went live on September 10th, 2008. I'm convinced that we all slid over to Bearded Spock universe through a rift in timespace. Since September 2008, everything has been the same, yet different.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (ZDXYb)

227 BTW, this is how Margret Thatcher became Prime Minister of England.

Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (MxEKc)

228 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner (1CjJc) at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (1CjJc)

The first step to getting unbanned is admitting that you have a problem...

[No idea what that means, but I unbanned you]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (wYseH)

229 I think Flounder's hash is "(1CjJc)", if Ace wants to unban him. (please do, he's a good moron and cleans up after himself)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (l4C/z)

230
Let's see Dowd's attitude if, say, Elise Stefanik or somesuch emerges as a Trumpist GOP frontrunner in 2024.

Then he'll be all 'bitches best be in the kitchen, amirite? I mean, they're too hysterical to avoid the pitfalls of tribalist partisanship in Trump's America.'

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (fUqBx)

231 Isn't he the guy who played Wesley Crusher?

No, no, no. He's the guy from that old show 77 Sunset Strip that just died the other day. The dude who lent his comb out to everybody all the time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (HaL55)

232

They got fucking James Bond, Spiderman, Thor, Batman...what the hell else are they demanding now?

Good grief. Totally obtuse to what is actually going on.

They wouldn't support a female Republican, they're just wanting that weird coathanger Warren.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 14, 2020 04:44 PM (ikxxu)

233 Didn't Hillary and the media agree the nomination of Donald Trump was handing her the presidency on a silver platter?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 14, 2020 04:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

234 Learning that Maria Shriver did the beast with two backs with Dowd *before* Arnie screwed the maid broke my mind.

I'm having a serious mental battle trying to decide who had worse taste, Maria or Ahnold.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2020 04:44 PM (ZGrMX)

235 Don't go into the light, flounder Anne!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:44 PM (eYLmo)

236 Last I checked, women want to compete against men. This is fucking Thunderdome, honey. There ain't no forfeiting.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 14, 2020 04:44 PM (3inwt)

237 My other favorite gem right now: 'The Democrat primary is soooo white and non-diversive!!'

Me: Why did all the diversity candidates quit?

Them: The establishment kept them down!

Me: You sure it wasn't their idiotic proposals that didn't resonate with sane people?

Them: Shut up!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2

"So you're saying the democrat party is racist and is keeping minorities down. "

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2020 04:44 PM (nM/Gw)

238 BTW, this is how Margret Thatcher became Prime Minister of England.

Yes, if you overlook the mountain of skulls.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:44 PM (Boy/L)

239 Elwood P. Dowd > Matthew Dowd.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:44 PM (qUFPp)

240 Woman: NASA, I want to command the ISS.
NASA: ok, apply to be an astronaut, work hard for a decade, and you might have a shot.
Woman: *flashes vagina. Ahem!
NASA: oh, sorry ma'am, you launch in the morning!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 04:44 PM (dNzKv)

241 I keep getting flashes of Flounder.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (sjdRT)

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This is gonna be GREAAAT!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (8XRCm)

242 The problem with Leftism is everyone wants to out Left their fellow Leftists to show they are more woke than the next.
So its a race to out left the next Leftist.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (ZCEU2)

243 198
Women are just a good as men that men have to drop out of competitions to prove this point.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (V150o)

Its funny cause fat overweight lightly trained transgender people destroy women's world records with ease, but not the other way around.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (ymnmz)

244 Our HR Department has been taken over by woke individuals. At our last group meeting, we were "entertained" with a stereotyping exercise where we were told to make a snap judgment about a person based solely on a photo of them presented on the screen, then we were told what silly people we were for making snap judgments. We were informed that HR would be there for us if we felt like we were being judged and that the company would be aggressively countering previous hiring practices that enabled so many monochrome men to infiltrate the organization, and HR would attempt to see to it that each part of the company had greater diversity in its makeup.

When I pointed out that sometimes men and women and even certain nationalities naturally gravitated toward some kinds of jobs, and that it wasn't discrimination but personal choice that created imbalances, HR lady was not terribly amused. When I then wondered aloud whether HR would begin with itself -- seeing as the department is 95% female in the 24-30 yr old age range -- she had us move on to another exercise.

Posted by: red speck at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (nrC0n)

245 It's their turn damn it!Women will fix everything.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (KNsKs)

246 228 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner (1CjJc) at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (1CjJc)

The first step to getting unbanned is admitting that you have a problem...

[No idea what that means, but I unbanned you]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (wYseH)

Undoubtedly he's addicted to posting offtopic comments in the art thread.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (9PapW)

247 Elmer Fudd > Matthew Dowd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (98SJv)

248 241 I keep getting flashes of Flounder.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 14, 2020 04:40 PM (sjdRT)

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This is gonna be GREAAAT!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM

He fucked up, he trusted us!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (eYLmo)

249 Yonks ago when I was in law school, a prof did a hypothetical asking if any of us would be willing to give up our slot starting law school for one year (with guaranteed acceptance the next year) so that someone with identical qualifications who came from an impoverished background and who wouldn't go to law school ever if not for that slot would go instead.

I was the only one who said yes. Me, the known Federalist Society member and eeeeevvviiiill Republican, was the only one who said yes.

When asked, I said it was an easy decision to make - spend an extra year getting some money in order and doing some reading ahead with guaranteed admission? What was I even giving up?

People were not best pleased that I was pointing out their hypocrisy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (mf5HN)

250 Funny how the job of president is being treated only as a reward and status symbol. "here is this Good Thing which should be given to somebody who doesn't have Good Things because vagina".

Not, you know, considering in any way whether any kind of qualification applies, because in Lefty Nepot Land all jobs are undeserved prizes and magic money status recognition.

LOLGF

Posted by: Sporkatus at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (CGB5H)

251 Didn't Hillary and the media agree the nomination of Donald Trump was handing her the presidency on a silver platter?

"Will you accept the outcome of the election?"

The first of the Grande Parade of Rakes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (Boy/L)

252 215: to be fair, everyone wants this (politically)-- they just define 'us' and 'them', and 'relevant' and 'slaves' differently.

Want the progressives to shut up or... not be heard or listened to? Buddy, you're taking away their voice.

Ah, to get a responsible political class. That's what I want for Christmas.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (Eg9+v)

253 "I'll be cucked."

- Ahnuhld

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 04:46 PM (H9cB7)

254 > Learning that Maria Shriver did the beast with two backs with Dowd *before* Arnie screwed the maid broke my mind.

She's a Kennedy, and therefore down to fuck with anyone at any time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:46 PM (qUFPp)

255

Deep down in places you don't even admit exist, you want these chubby soft pale white liberal soybag f***boys standing guard at That Desk.

You want them at That Desk, you need them at That Desk!

Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

256 I know if they took me into the Space Force, I'd be a red shirt fighting bugs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:46 PM (bd376)

257 Woman: *flashes vagina. Ahem!
NASA: oh, sorry ma'am, you launch in the morning!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Nice visual.

Heh.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 14, 2020 04:46 PM (C/oM9)

258 If a trans woman runs against a natural woman, who has more intersectionality points?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 04:46 PM (dNzKv)

259 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar the bartender says,

"I thought you were dead."

"Maybe I was.", says the cat.

"But, you're alive now."

"I might be." says the cat.

"But-"

"Look, Einstein," says the cat "Shut the fuck up and gimme a beer."

Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2020 04:46 PM (9X624)

260 233
Didn't Hillary and the media agree the nomination of Donald Trump was handing her the presidency on a silver platter?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 14, 2020 04:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

HAHA.

Posted by: The Bollard at January 14, 2020 04:46 PM (ymnmz)

261 250 given that on the blue side, the Presidency is mostly a figurehead job, this *does* make some sense. But Bernie has plans....

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:46 PM (Eg9+v)

262 "Me: You sure it wasn't their idiotic proposals that didn't resonate with sane people?
" at January 14, 2

Forced busing would be very popular with the people, just like the last time, if me we only gave it a chance.

Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (MxEKc)

263 Undoubtedly he's addicted to posting offtopic comments in the art thread.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (9PapW)

Damned lies!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (1CjJc)

264

This Misty Rebik chick O'Keefe is going after, she has a couple sizable sweater muffins.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (ikxxu)

265 Willowed:

current odds he comes out crying like a bitch and completely folds on all his grandiose talk (ass wipes who talk like this are usually the last ones in the fight but started it all by talking a ton of shit and never backing it up).
Posted by: kotter at January 14, 2020 04:20 PM (saHCz)

Doesn't matter. That fucking Sanders prick should have the "gulag" and "re-education camps" shit hung around his turkey-wattled neck like a pair of Scankles' urine-soaked, skidmarked Depends.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (Ki5SV)

266
Iran State TV Anchors Quit: 'Forgive Me' for the 'Lies'

https://tinyurl.com/t2ynlke

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (wiXsO)

267

Deep down in places you don't even admit exist, you want these chubby soft pale white liberal soybag f***boys standing guard at That Desk.
_________

"We actually prefer them under That Desk." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCooper

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (ihuvE)

268 Shit, looks like Senate is going to pass the War Powers Concurrent Resolution.

Its an Impeachment trap.

Under the War Powers Act, all it takes is a Concurrent Resolution of both houses (which only takes a majority to pass), and no Presidential signature, to stop a President from attacking a country named in the resolution.

Now, no President has ever acknowledged the limitations of the War Powers Act, but, as we've seen, the Dems are just making Impeachment charges up as they go.

So, Concurrent Resolution. Iran attacks, Trump Responds, and the House WILL impeach.

F'n RINOs in the Senate.

Posted by: Don Q at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (NgKpN)

269 Matthew Dowd

What I find fascinating is that he keeps trying to defeat women running for president.

I remember when I was a kid and said really dumb things...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (vEIlU)

270
Well, the way forward is clear. Bernie just needs to declare himself a trans-lesbian (woman trapped in a man's body, but who still wants to have sex with women... h/t Rush Limbaugh, years ago).

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I had a friend in college, two of his girlfriends did come out as lesbian after dating him. One it took her a few years, the other was out like in weeks.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (+0uDE)

271 She's a Kennedy, and therefore down to fuck with anyone at any time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:46 PM (qUFPp)

Just don't get in the car with her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (wCmLp)

272 The country has gone mad.

>>>
The Large Hadron Collider first went live on September 10th, 2008.
I'm convinced that we all slid over to Bearded Spock universe through a
rift in timespace. Since September 2008, everything has been the same,
yet different.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (ZDXYb)

I distinctly remember the light switches being on the other side of the doorway.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (q1Pj5)

273 250 Funny how the job of president is being treated only as a reward and status symbol. "here is this Good Thing which should be given to somebody who doesn't have Good Things because vagina".

Not, you know, considering in any way whether any kind of qualification applies, because in Lefty Nepot Land all jobs are undeserved prizes and magic money status recognition.

LOLGF
Posted by: Sporkatus at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (CGB5H

This all started with giving every kid a trophy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (FIhRE)

274 You know, adultery or not, Arnold's bastard kid seems like good material.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (l4C/z)

275 249: best not expose the virtue signaling for what it is-- cost-free social points (for the clever--!) Cakes and having them, and a birthday every day!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (Eg9+v)

276 Doesn't matter. That fucking Sanders prick should have the "gulag" and "re-education camps" shit hung around his turkey-wattled neck like a pair of Scankles' urine-soaked, skidmarked Depends.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (Ki5SV)

That's...that's fuckin' beautiful, man.
*sniffles*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (eYLmo)

277
Iran State TV Anchors Quit: 'Forgive Me' for the 'Lies'

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STELTER!!!!!!!

PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION!!!! *THIS* IS HOW ITS DONE.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (8XRCm)

278 When do the Space Force recruiting stations open?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (bd376)

They are recruiting guys for the red shirt group right now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (mpeBU)

279 "Look, Einstein," says the cat "Shut the fuck up and gimme a beer."

Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2020 04:46 PM (9X624)
++++++++++++
After making an exciting discovery at the lab, Heisenberg raced home to tell his wife. He was moving fast, without a care in the world for traffic law.

A cop pulled him over and furiously stomped up to his window. He shouted, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going!"

Heisenberg excitedly replied, "No, but I can tell you precisely where I was!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (I2dne)

280 >>My other favorite gem right now: 'The Democrat primary is soooo white and non-diversive!!'

Me: Why did all the diversity candidates quit?

Them: The establishment kept them down!

Me: You sure it wasn't their idiotic proposals that didn't resonate with sane people?

Them: Shut up!

- - - -

Heh. Alinsky #4 their diversity shtick - make the enemy live up to their own rules.

#DemocratsSoWhite

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (bDqIh)

281
You know, adultery or not, Arnold's bastard kid seems like good material.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (l4C/z)

No Kennedy DNA so that's a plus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

282 It's too late for me but I hope American women begin to push back from the grass is always greener , I don't need a man attitude. That attitude has changed American men too and not in a good way.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (qcIWB)

283 Ace is just jealous because they are still fat. After losing his starring role in "My 600lb Life" because of GAINZZZ (didn't read the fine print requiring him to be...get this...over 600lbs) he vents his frustration at poor lil Tater and company. Jeez man, now that you have natural coattails (ass tails actually from all the excess ass skin) maybe you can star in The Bachelor. Poor Tater and JT can't handle the abuse and may come down with PTSD. Have sympathy or grab some Twinkies

Posted by: born01930 at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (uwQnR)

284 And yes, I admit it. I have a problem. But I can control it. I am not like Jackstraw, always whacked out on on wacky tobaccy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (1CjJc)

285 Gulags will have Disneyland cartoon guard persons.

Dadadadathat's all folks.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (2q2/t)

286 F'n RINOs in the Senate.
Posted by: Don Q at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (NgKpN)

Amazing, or not. There are plenty untrustworthy Senators.

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (U7k5w)

287 So ... Buttplug is a heterophobe?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (YqDXo)

288 I think MLB could prove it's not sportist by letting the Padres win the World Series.

Whaddya say? Prove your virtue!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:42 PM (YqDXo)
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Don't the Padres need a baseball team first?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (oBfF8)

289 > This Misty Rebik chick O'Keefe is going after, she has a couple sizable sweater muffins.

Has O'Keefe done another drop? Did I miss something?

I saw the one with Gulag Boi this morning.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (qUFPp)

290
You know, adultery or not, Arnold's bastard kid seems like good material.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (l4C/z)

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I don't know how he ever thought he could get away with keeping his lovechild secret. The resemblance is laughably strong. He's just Mexican Arnold. I'm surprised he didn't just name him Arnoldo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (fUqBx)

291 McConnell shot down the war Powers act.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (FIhRE)

292 268 Shit, looks like Senate is going to pass the War Powers Concurrent Resolution.

Its an Impeachment trap.

Under the War Powers Act, all it takes is a Concurrent Resolution of both houses (which only takes a majority to pass), and no Presidential signature, to stop a President from attacking a country named in the resolution.

Now, no President has ever acknowledged the limitations of the War Powers Act, but, as we've seen, the Dems are just making Impeachment charges up as they go.

So, Concurrent Resolution. Iran attacks, Trump Responds, and the House WILL impeach.

F'n RINOs in the Senate.
Posted by: Don Q at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (NgKpN)

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This is how you get Civil Wars.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (+0uDE)

293 Space Force Bible Blessing At National Cathedral Sparks Outrage

-
Watch it! Or Scotty'll transporter you to Hell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (+y/Ru)

294
Matthew Dowd needs zombie Benny Hill to smack him on his bald head

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (mpeBU)

295 Yawn so how's my investments doing? Oh 52 week high, or said another way, up 30+% over 12 months.

Yeah, let the Commies argue about who's the purest.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (6/uwW)

296 So its a race to out left the next Leftist.

I'm left handed, I left my wife and 49 kids, I left my heart in San Francisco, I left my phone in an Uber, but I left you a good tip.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (gd9RK)

297 red speck: "When I then wondered aloud whether HR would begin with itself -- seeing as the department is 95% female in the 24-30 yr old age range -- she had us move on to another exercise."

Might be time to start updating your resume.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (6eEQ+)

298 flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (1CjJc)

Somebody ban this guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (ZLI7S)

299 He fucked up, he trusted us!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (eYLmo)

Nice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (1CjJc)

300 That attitude has changed American men too and not in a good way.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (qcIWB)

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MGTOW baby.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (8XRCm)

301 Tranny comes out on YouTube yesterday. 20 million views. 2.1M upvotes 65k downvotes. Huge black pill. The psyop is winning.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QOOw2E_qAsE

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (V150o)

302 264

This Misty Rebik chick O'Keefe is going after, she has a couple sizable sweater muffins.

You know the rule. Links, man, links!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 04:51 PM (H9cB7)

303 Shit, looks like Senate is going to pass the War Powers Concurrent Resolution.

Yet y'all think the Senate won't convict on impeachment.

Bwahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:51 PM (bd376)

304 263 Undoubtedly he's addicted to posting offtopic comments in the art thread.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (9PapW)

Damned lies!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

he's BACKK!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2020 04:51 PM (d7Ww2)

305 > Might be time to start updating your resume.

I was gonna say.

Yeah, red speck. Keep an eye on your six.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:51 PM (qUFPp)

306 Completely OT.
Sitting in the University library waiting to teach my next class and there is always one asshole who thinks her phone conversation, going on for almost 20 minutes now is the most important thing for EVERYONE to hear.

Bitch!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 04:51 PM (5v15w)

307 Nice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (1CjJc)

----

Fine.

Leave my Animal House quote out.....

You can go back to banned now.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 04:51 PM (8XRCm)

308 That fucking Sanders prick should have the "gulag" and "re-education camps" shit hung around his turkey-wattled neck like a pair of Scankles' urine-soaked, skidmarked Depends.

You can see his neck? He has a huge Russian looking beard.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 04:51 PM (WI7YS)

309 The Large Hadron Collider first went live on September 10th, 2008. I'm convinced that we all slid over to Bearded Spock universe through a rift in timespace. Since September 2008, everything has been the same, yet different.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:43 PM (ZDXYb)

I've read about this theory. The Collider broke down due to some incident and people say it fucked up some underlying part of reality in the process. I can't remember the date it broke, but it took them some time to fix it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (j3npP)

310 THIS IS LIBRARY!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (ZDXYb)

311 136

The Space Force chief was sworn in this afternoon. He's a white male. The horror the horror

what's the space force service anthem? "mars ain't a kindly place to race a kid"?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (sGtp+)

312 268 Shit, looks like Senate is going to pass the War Powers Concurrent Resolution.

Its an Impeachment trap.

Under the War Powers Act, all it takes is a Concurrent Resolution of both houses (which only takes a majority to pass), and no Presidential signature, to stop a President from attacking a country named in the resolution.

Now, no President has ever acknowledged the limitations of the War Powers Act, but, as we've seen, the Dems are just making Impeachment charges up as they go.

So, Concurrent Resolution. Iran attacks, Trump Responds, and the House WILL impeach.

F'n RINOs in the Senate.
Posted by: Don Q at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (NgKpN)

It's nonbinding.

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (RD7QR)

313 When I then wondered aloud whether HR would begin with itself -- seeing as the department is 95% female in the 24-30 yr old age range -- she had us move on to another exercise.
Posted by: red speck at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (nrC0n)

So you were messing with her, just for fun.

I like it. Something a moron in good standing would do.

Make them eat their own dogshit.

Nice.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (sy5kK)

314 F'n RINOs in the Senate.
Posted by: Don Q at January 14, 2020 04:47 PM (NgKpN)

Amazing, or not. There are plenty untrustworthy Senators.
Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (U7k5w)

You mean guilty.

Like McCain and Romney, they are all caught up in the money laundering and/or the coup against Trump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (vEIlU)

315 282 It's too late for me but I hope American women begin to push back from the grass is always greener , I don't need a man attitude. That attitude has changed American men too and not in a good way.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (qcIWB)

Hypergamy was studied and proven 100 years ago. It's female nature. We need laws to constrain female nature like we have laws to constrain male nature.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (V150o)

316 Don't the Padres need a baseball team first?

Hey, they sucked noticably less than the previous year! Soon, they'll only be moderately bad at this rate

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (KZzsI)

317 Has anyone created a privilege chart based on ethnicity, sexual preference, if you still have a dong, etc? Could be a lot of fun.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (4e+hS)

318 Bolshevik Burny owns the gulag comment. Fuck him and fuck the rest of his asshole followers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (98SJv)

319 I know if they took me into the Space Force, I'd be a red shirt fighting bugs.

Posted by: rickb223

Have you ever read Redshirts by John Scalzi?

Very funny.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (C/oM9)

320 Please unban me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
..........

Look Ace, a message in a bottle. Fan mail from some flounder?

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

321 302
264

This Misty Rebik chick O'Keefe is going after, she has a couple sizable sweater muffins.

You know the rule. Links, man, links!
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Dis da one?

https://tinyurl.com/qvo3e39

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (Eg9+v)

322 its all - always ridiculous, I saw we ignore them.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (u6xw0)

323 They are recruiting guys for the red shirt group right now
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Yeah. FML.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (bd376)

324 If it weren't for Animal House ...I'd still be a virgin.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (2q2/t)

325 Forgot. @MatthewDowd blocked me. Must've been the learn to code tweet. Or I busted xis mom, Maureen.

Posted by: Golfman at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (M3a0a)

326 McConnell shot down the war Powers act.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (FIh

Will you please stop that?

Posted by: Guy who sells diesel to pour on your hair at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (NSFCQ)

327 I had a friend in college, two of his girlfriends did come out as lesbian after dating him. One it took her a few years, the other was out like in weeks.
Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (+0uDE)

Now THAT is an unenviable record.

"How'd your date go?"
"Not so good. She decided to become a carpet muncher afterwards."
"Oh."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (YqDXo)

328 apparently, this cock swallowing asshole is someone i should pay attention to. i don't think so. homey don't play that. i would rather watch monkeys fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (KP5rU)

329 Fuck her. Fuck her brains out.

Posted by: The Devil on Humphreyrobot's Shoulder at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (ZDXYb)

330 Under the War Powers Act, all it takes is a Concurrent Resolution of both houses (which only takes a majority to pass), and no Presidential signature, to stop a President from attacking a country named in the resolution.

Now, no President has ever acknowledged the limitations of the War Powers Act, but, as we've seen, the Dems are just making Impeachment charges up as they go.

-----------------

The War Powers Resolution is pretty much useless.

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (sX1BW)

331

Has "Cuckness" become the New Normal?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (CMrar)

332 Has anyone created a privilege chart based on ethnicity, sexual preference, if you still have a dong, etc? Could be a lot of fun.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (4e+hS)
+++++++++++++
YD, you around? It might be time for your graphic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (I2dne)

333 Senate is going to pass the War Powers Concurrent Resolution.

Its an Impeachment trap.

Under the War Powers Act, all it takes is a Concurrent Resolution of both houses (which only takes a majority to pass), and no Presidential signature, to stop a President from attacking a country named in the resolution.

Now, no President has ever acknowledged the limitations of the War Powers Act, but, as we've seen, the Dems are just making Impeachment charges up as they go.

So, Concurrent Resolution. Iran attacks, Trump Responds, and the House WILL impeach.

F'n RINOs in the Senate.
Posted by: Don Q

So the Dims have put themselves at the mercy of a collapsing theocracy. If those nutbags do something stupid, they have to authorize Trump to strike back or impeach him if he responds. Something, the American people will demand.

Alternatively, Trump asks the SCOTUS to rule on the Constitutional ity of the WPA and it goes away.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (96hOQ)

334 Trump beating Hillary was just like Trump BEATING Hillary!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

335 Has "Cuckness" become the New Normal?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (CMrar)
+++++++++++++
Meet the new normal. It's the same as the old awful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (I2dne)

336
Look Ace, a message in a bottle. Fan mail from some flounder?

Posted by: wth

Outstanding!

Posted by: pep at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (T6t7i)

337 Has anyone created a privilege chart based on ethnicity, sexual preference, if you still have a dong, etc? Could be a lot of fun.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (4e+hS)

You haven't heard of The Stack, have you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (SykF6)

338 Alternatively, Trump asks the SCOTUS to rule on the Constitutional ity of the WPA and it goes away.

--------------

Or just ignore it altogether.

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (sX1BW)

339 Don't the Padres need a baseball team first?

C'mon, they're the best AAA team in MLB!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

340 I'm pretty sure a striped-ass baboon could do Matthew Dowd's job

Neither me or none of my kin want his stupid job.

Posted by: Striped-assed Baboon at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (BUqaS)

341 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 04:50 PM (+y/Ru)

Outrage at a Bible blessing at a National Cathedral? I know it's Episcopalian but still. Some people don't feel alive if they're not outraged at everything. So tiring.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (WI7YS)

342 Under the War Powers Act, all it takes is a Concurrent Resolution of both houses (which only takes a majority to pass), and no Presidential signature, to stop a President from attacking a country named in the resolution.

It's unconstitutional on its face.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (Boy/L)

343 It's all over, folks.

Mandy Moore has endorsed Buttgieg.

I expect Biden, Warren, and Sanders to announce they're dropping out by the end of the day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (qUFPp)

344 334 Trump beating Hillary was just like Trump BEATING Hillary!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

Involved both backhand and forehand slapping.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (j3npP)

345 They are recruiting guys for the red shirt group right now
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Marines only

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 04:56 PM (96hOQ)

346 The Padres, on paper, should be pretty good this year.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:56 PM (br0gZ)

347 Posted by: wth at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

I got better.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 04:56 PM (1CjJc)

348 Dowd's Syndrome.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

349 337 Has anyone created a privilege chart based on ethnicity, sexual preference, if you still have a dong, etc? Could be a lot of fun.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (4e+hS)

You haven't heard of The Stack, have you?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (SykF6)

See also: Col. Schlicter's novels

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:56 PM (l4C/z)

350 Hey, they sucked noticably less than the previous year! Soon, they'll only be moderately bad at this rate
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (KZzsI)
-----------------

Heh.

Sounds like the Twins until last year.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 04:56 PM (oBfF8)

351 334 Trump beating Hillary was just like Trump BEATING Hillary!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

So a pass the popcorn moment?

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 04:57 PM (9PapW)

352 Well if you use carpet shampooer should be ok to munch.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 14, 2020 04:57 PM (2q2/t)

353 331

Has "Cuckness" become the New Normal?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (CMrar)

If you only knew how bad it really is.jpeg

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 04:57 PM (V150o)

354 Mandy Moore has endorsed Buttgieg.

Now we just have to figure out who Mandy Moore is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:57 PM (YqDXo)

355 The Padres, on paper, should be pretty good this year.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:56 PM (br0gZ)

That's fine and well but, how about on the field?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2020 04:57 PM (q1Pj5)

356 > Now THAT is an unenviable record.

Well, it all depends on how you look at it.

1) The D was so bad that she decided to start playing for the other team.

2) The D was so good that she knew she'd never get another one of that quality, and decided to start playing for the other team.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:57 PM (qUFPp)

357 The Padres, on paper, should be pretty good this year.

But the poor bastards have to play on grass.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (gd9RK)

358 What's up with Michelle Malkin hating on YAF and Turning Point USA?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (sGotD)

359
>>My other favorite gem right now: 'The Democrat primary is soooo white and non-diversive!!'

Me: Why did all the diversity candidates quit?

Them: The establishment kept them down!

Me: You sure it wasn't their idiotic proposals that didn't resonate with sane people?
Them: Shut up!

- - - -

Heh. Alinsky #4 their diversity shtick - make the enemy live up to their own rules.

#DemocratsSoWhite
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 04:49 PM (bDqIh)

Me: YANG is still in the race!

Them: YANG is not a minority.

Me: Oh, that's right, he is Asian, that makes him worse than white according to Ivy League Admission Policies!

Worse than White?!

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (+0uDE)

360 It's nonbinding.
Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (RD7QR)

War Powers Act is Law, passed via a Veto Override.

Concurrent resolutions are always nonbinding UNLESS as now, they are used to invoke something else, in this case the War Powers Act.

Will this go to the Courts? Yes. Will Trump still be impeached by the House? Yes.

Note, they have already impeached him for two violations that are not covered by ANY Law or legal Definition.

Posted by: Don Q at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (NgKpN)

361 346 The Padres, on paper, should be pretty good this year.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:56 PM (br0gZ)

True. They're showing signs of life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (YqDXo)

362 >>Now we just have to figure out who Mandy Moore is.

Gotta be a Country Singer or a Porn Star, right?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (br0gZ)

363 Involved both backhand and forehand slapping.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (j3npP)

Should i be picturing Robert Stack or Moe Howard here?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (SykF6)

364 Hey, they sucked noticably less than the previous year! Soon, they'll only be moderately bad at this rate
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (KZzsI)
-----------------

Heh.

Sounds like the Twins until last year.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 04:56 PM (oB

28 days until pitchers and catchers report. Mariners are already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (5v15w)

365 C'mon, they're the best AAA team in MLB!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

They should hire Hinch or Cora and learn to play baseball the old-fashioned way...by stealing signs with cameras in center field.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (wYseH)

366 I went on a rant about Asians on their phones in the library at UCLA. Tsunami this, tsunami that. Blowback was brutal.

Posted by: Alexandra Wallace at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (8X42K)

367 I could see Trump bombing Iran tonight just to wipe his ass with their WPA

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (96hOQ)

368 317
Has anyone created a privilege chart based on ethnicity, sexual
preference, if you still have a dong, etc? Could be a lot of fun.

the desire for a chart just indicates you're part of the problem.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (sGtp+)

369 327 I had a friend in college, two of his girlfriends did come out as lesbian after dating him. One it took her a few years, the other was out like in weeks.
Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (+0uDE)

Now THAT is an unenviable record.

"How'd your date go?"
"Not so good. She decided to become a carpet muncher afterwards."
"Oh."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (YqDXo)

*eyetwitch*

...that could happen to anyone

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM (l4C/z)

370 >>That's fine and well but, how about on the field?

It never works out for them, there.

Kinda like the Mets and any month that isn't Summer.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM (br0gZ)

371 According to Levin the War Powers Act didn't have a constitutional leg to stand on.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM (ZCEU2)

372 346 The Padres, on paper, should be pretty good this year.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:56 PM (br0gZ)
---------------

They went 70-92 last year.

Be a huge turnaround if they made things interesting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM (oBfF8)

373 > Now we just have to figure out who Mandy Moore is.

Aged-out pop tart. She was cute as hell about 15 years ago. I haven't seen her in anything lately (which probably says something in itself).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM (qUFPp)

374 It's all over, folks.

Mandy Moore has endorsed Buttgieg.

Didn't she used to be a Christian singer? I guess she must like Buttgiggy's brand of abortion-at-any-time religion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM (ptqGC)

375 Mandy Moore is the new Debbie Gibson.

Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM (RuIsu)

376 Disneyland cartoon guard persons.
Dadadadathat's all folks.

Waddaya. A "Mile-Nile"?
That's p-p-p-Porky Pig. A Warner Bros. cartoon.

And I bid you a g-g-g-good d-day, sir. A very Merrie Melody.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 14, 2020 05:00 PM (oRpiG)

377 Rand Paul says if Collins and Delecto et al go along with calling witnesses, he'll subpoena Hunter Biden.

Turtle has indirectly endorsed the idea, saying both sides will get to call witnesses and there's no telling who those witnesses will be.

This could get interesting.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 14, 2020 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

378 All right, back to work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 05:00 PM (l4C/z)

379 362 >>Now we just have to figure out who Mandy Moore is.

Gotta be a Country Singer or a Porn Star, right?
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (br0gZ)

Probably a waitress in a diner in East Hemorrhoid, ND who has a pencil stuck through her beehive hair-do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 05:00 PM (YqDXo)

380

Anyone else find it hilarious that Yang has been un-personed?

Poor yellow fellow; it's like he's invisible!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 05:00 PM (CMrar)

381 >>The Padres, on paper, should be pretty good this year.

You know who is really good this year on ice?

Artemi Panarin, that's who.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

382 I find it fascinating that 100% of these yahoos are prolapse anuses.

Posted by: Archer at January 14, 2020 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

383 Rand Paul says if Collins and Delecto et al go along with calling witnesses, he'll subpoena Hunter Biden.

Can't he do that already in committee?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (ZDXYb)

384 War Powers Act is Law, passed via a Veto Override.

------------

It is a public law, properly passed.

Does not mean it is Law.

But whatever. It is a rather stupid creature from the 70's that both parties have pretty much ignored since then.

If the Dems want to resurrect this dumb unconstitutional law in their efforts to get orangemanbad, let them.

The seem to be making nothing but winning moves these days.

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (sX1BW)

385 >>Mandy Moore has endorsed Buttgieg.

Now we just have to figure out who Mandy Moore is

Lead actress in tv soap opera "This is Us," which by the way, mayor Pete said makes him cry. Yes, he wants to be president but admits to crying within the first 20 seconds of watching an episode of that show.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (bDqIh)

386 The Padres, on paper, should be pretty good this year.

Except they have that human cancer Machado playing for them still

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

387 >>Artemi Panarin, that's who.

I want to cry every time I see him in Blue.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (br0gZ)

388 358 What's up with Michelle Malkin hating on YAF and Turning Point USA?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (sGotD)

They accused her of being a Nazi because she dared to bring up their pro open borders and pro infinity immigrants positions. Fuck TPUSA and YAF btw.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (V150o)

389 This Misty Rebik chick O'Keefe is going after, she has a couple sizable sweater muffins.

Is there something I should know about Misty other than the size of her "muffins"? She's another person on Bernie's staff?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (WI7YS)

390 went on a rant about Asians on their phones in the library at UCLA. Tsunami this, tsunami that. Blowback was brutal.
Posted by: Alexandra Wallace at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (8X42K)

I just went over and sat down at the table (took a whole one to herself) kicked the chair back, out my feet up and pulled out a Playboy.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (5v15w)

391 371 According to Levin the War Powers Act didn't have a constitutional leg to stand on.

..

Yoo hoo!

Posted by: Roberts at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (NSFCQ)

392 Has anyone created a privilege chart based on ethnicity, sexual preference, if you still have a dong, etc? Could be a lot of fun.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2020 04:52 PM (4e+hS)
+++++++++++++
YD, you around? It might be time for your graphic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:54 PM (I2dne)

-------

It's all spelled out here, people:

https://tinyurl.com/y97355yt

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (fUqBx)

393 But isn't it misogyny to effectively state that women can't compete with men? Get your story straight, Dowd.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (uGHnY)

394 Now we just have to figure out who Mandy Moore is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:57 PM (YqDXo)

Cutie girl next door looks. I would do naughty things to her. And now wouldn't feel bad about it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (qcIWB)

395

If Yang was smart, he'd start wearing thick glasses, buck teeth, and pull a rickshaw around during the campaign to remind Fake News that he's not white.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (CMrar)

396 I know if they took me into the Space Force, I'd be a red shirt fighting bugs.

-
You'd be shoveling dilithium crystals into the boiler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (+y/Ru)

397 Anyone else find it hilarious that Yang has been un-personed?

Poor yellow fellow; it's like he's invisible!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 05:00 PM (CMrar)

"You been heah four debate! You go now!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

398 375 Mandy Moore is the new Debbie Gibson.
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM (RuIsu)

She's no Hannah Montana.

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (RD7QR)

399 fuck the padres. pope wannabe's.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (KP5rU)

400 Rand Paul says if Collins and Delecto et al go along with calling witnesses, he'll subpoena Hunter Biden.

Can't he do that already in committee?

Posted by: Grump928(C)

I think impeachment is handled on the floor, not in committee

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (96hOQ)

401 According to Levin the War Powers Act didn't have a constitutional leg to stand on/

I'll be the judge of that.

Posted by: The Honorable Judge Malikiki at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (ZDXYb)

402 398 375 Mandy Moore is the new Debbie Gibson.
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM (RuIsu)

She's no Hannah Montana.
Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (RD7QR)

Da hell guys?

Posted by: Amanda Bynes at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (ayFCE)

403 War Powers Act is Law, passed via a Veto Override.

Concurrent resolutions are always nonbinding UNLESS as now, they are used to invoke something else, in this case the War Powers Act.

Will this go to the Courts? Yes. Will Trump still be impeached by the House? Yes.

Note, they have already impeached him for two violations that are not covered by ANY Law or legal Definition.
Posted by: Don Q

If Congress can pass a resolution binding a President, Trump should EO Congress out of existence.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 05:03 PM (bd376)

404 OT: Palmetto State Armory has 4400 rds .22lr for 149.99 + free shipping. That's 3.4 cents per round. Pre-Obama pricing. WINNING!!

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 14, 2020 05:03 PM (i8fHh)

405 >>I want to cry every time I see him in Blue.

2 goals, 3 assist last night as the Ranger torched the Islanders. He's now 3rd in the league in scoring and climbing like a rocket.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)

406 I'm out for a while. Since it seems to be borrow-a-nic day, feel free to use mine if yours is in the shop.

Just top off the tank and leave the keys under the floor mat.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2020 05:03 PM (N1CMU)

407 She's another person on Bernie's staff?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (WI7YS)

Look what you made Fen say.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 05:03 PM (1CjJc)

408 I think this new rule is null and void if you place a pussy hat on your head. If you let a fat chick sit on your face, you actually get 5 Super Delegates automatically. If you get a sex change while running against a real woman it's a do over.

BUT...and this is important. If you identify as a 12 year old monkey, you are immediately disqualified from the race because you have to be at least 35 years of age.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2020 05:03 PM (nakaH)

409
>>Artemi Panarin, that's who.

I want to cry every time I see him in Blue.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (br0gZ)

I'm a NY Ranges fan so, I'm happy.
Although I despise the Bruins, it will be fun to watch Pasta on a line with Bread at the All-Star Game.

Posted by: Archer at January 14, 2020 05:03 PM (gmo/4)

410 They accused her of being a Nazi because she dared to bring up their pro open borders and pro infinity immigrants positions. Fuck TPUSA and YAF btw.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 05:01 PM (V150o)
~~~~~

Oh! Thanks for the info, squirelly. I had no idea they were open borders people.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2020 05:03 PM (sGotD)

411 I had a friend in college, two of his girlfriends did come out as lesbian after dating him. One it took her a few years, the other was out like in weeks.
Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (+0uDE)

Now THAT is an unenviable record.

"How'd your date go?"
"Not so good. She decided to become a carpet muncher afterwards."
"Oh."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (YqDXo)

*eyetwitch*

...that could happen to anyone
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM

Looking at this all wrong.
The response is "Yup. After me they were ruined for any other man!"

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 05:04 PM (5v15w)

412 I think impeachment is handled on the floor, not in committee

Yes, but I mean, why is the Republican Senate not having it's own hearings and calling the crooked Democrats?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 05:04 PM (07YWD)

413 Rand Paul says if Collins and Delecto et al go along with calling witnesses, he'll subpoena Hunter Biden.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Collins is such a phony. She just wants to go along with the Kabuki aspect of this and then make a big grandstanding speech about how she came to her decision to vote the way McConnell and everyone else knows she will.
Just like she did with Kavanaugh.

Romney is a just a dick.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2020 05:04 PM (CqE5x)

414 Meade Lux Lewis: "This could get interesting."

Maybe someone should call Hillary! as a witness. Imagine the stories she could tell and the things she knew. And did. She'll be testifying until Barron can run for president.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2020 05:04 PM (6eEQ+)

415 >>2 goals, 3 assist last night as the Ranger torched the Islanders. He's now 3rd in the league in scoring and climbing like a rocket.

Keep it up and you'll be getting a Hairclub for Men Membership Package in the mail. And I will start donating to the Jehovah Witnesses in your name.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:05 PM (br0gZ)

416 Cutie girl next door looks. I would do naughty things to her. And now wouldn't feel bad about it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (qcIWB)

People: Mandy Moore Wants YOUR Gluten-Free Tips.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/s6pkzkp
Just your tips, people.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 05:05 PM (1CjJc)

417 >>Keep it up and you'll be getting a Hairclub for Men Membership Package in the mail. And I will start donating to the Jehovah Witnesses in your name.

You fight dirty. I respect that.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 05:05 PM (ZLI7S)

418 "You been heah four debate! You go now!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

Threadwinner.

Collect your winnings at the window.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 14, 2020 05:05 PM (wYseH)

419 This is very, very, VERY common in the media, where a sea of fat white male faces sitting behind desks and pretending to be "journalists" lectures other men that they have to stand down and let women and people of color take command.
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You forgot rape buttons. Never forget the rape buttons.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at January 14, 2020 05:06 PM (DuZls)

420 What's up with Michelle Malkin hating on YAF and Turning Point USA?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (sGotD)

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I don't know, but it seems like most of this petty crap goes back to money, who has it, and who is breaking who's rice bowl. Who is a fame whore, with emphasis on whore.

Look at the dead Weakly Standard, and all the bought and paid for Conservative Pundits. Most of them are phony, ideology free grifters, just acting the part for money and accolades.

What is worse are the phony politicians, like Pierre Delecto, and the Bushy Clan, Inc.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 05:06 PM (+0uDE)

421 Cutie girl next door looks. I would do naughty things to her. And now wouldn't feel bad about it.

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A body shaped for carpentry.

Some people are into that.

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 05:06 PM (sX1BW)

422 Maybe someone should call Hillary! as a witness.
Imagine the stories she could tell and the things she knew. And did.
She'll be testifying until Barron can run for president.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2020 05:04 PM (6eEQ+)

rolling those steel ball bearings in her hand all the while

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2020 05:06 PM (q1Pj5)

423 98 375 Mandy Moore is the new Debbie Gibson.
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM (RuIsu)

She's no Hannah Montana.
Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (RD7QR)

Da hell guys?

Posted by: Amanda Bynes

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille.

Posted by: Shirley Temple at January 14, 2020 05:06 PM (qUFPp)

424 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Cory Booker at January 14, 2020 05:06 PM (8X42K)

425 389
This Misty Rebik chick O'Keefe is going after, she has a couple sizable sweater muffins.

Is there something I should know about Misty other than the size of her "muffins"? She's another person on Bernie's staff?

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What else is there to know? Look, sometimes the eye candy is functional, but don't count on it.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 05:06 PM (Eg9+v)

426 Artemi Panarin, that's who.

Eh, she was okay in V and The Professional, but she was terrible in the prequels

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 05:06 PM (KZzsI)

427 Rand Paul says if Collins and Delecto et al go along with calling witnesses, he'll subpoena Hunter Biden.
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What a dumb ass. You never tip your hand. You let them start, then you finish it. Let them call witnesses, then call hunter Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (bd376)

428 So if we run a woman for President after Trump, we can use this argument against the Dems even fielding a male candidate.

Then it's hot conservative vs nasty mother in law hag.

I like those odds.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (FIhRE)

429 This could get interesting.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 14, 2020 05:00 PM (sWM8x)
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Which it shouldn't be. People are burned out on impeachment. It doesn't matter. I used to be on the "drag it out and drag them over the coals" side until it was pointed out to me that most people don't really care and just want to see it ended.

Just end it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (I2dne)

430 420 What's up with Michelle Malkin hating on YAF and Turning Point USA?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (sGotD)

I think it's about open borders. Malkin has never been shy about calling phonies out.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (ayFCE)

431 Trump needs to issue an executive order about elections...

The Constitution says that the election of federal officials should be on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.

I'll bet the Supreme Court, with the originalists we have, would rule that the founders intended that the specified day is the day that people should vote, in person, in private but in a public space and that all this early voting and voting by mail shit is unconstitutional.

Sure, they may make a provision for absentee due to severe health problems, but that would be it.

It's time to get serious about voting and make some liberal heads explode.

Posted by: jwest at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (U6f/q)

432 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

433 She's another person on Bernie's staff?

Phrasing?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (07YWD)

434 The Padres, on paper, should be pretty good this year.

Posted by: garrett

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But they have to play on grass and turf.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (YslsA)

435
What's up with Michelle Malkin hating on YAF and Turning Point USA?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (sGotD)

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Don't know much about TPUSA. But YAF is constantly pimping supercucks like Goldberg and Shapiro at young audiences, so I get that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (fUqBx)

436 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 05:05 PM (1CjJc)

She's not as cute as I remember. Maybe the gluten got her.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 05:08 PM (qcIWB)

437 Obama gets a pass. You have to know your intersections.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2020 05:08 PM (DuZls)

438 Is it wrong to think that Matthew Dowd knows what male ballsack tastes like, after a workout, in an alley or in a dumpster?

Posted by: Sponge at January 14, 2020 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

439 Wait Matthew Is not a Pillowbiter?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 05:08 PM (BqBId)

440 Just end it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (I2dne)

Fuck that. They wanted it. They're gonna get it.

Good and hard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 05:08 PM (SykF6)

441 >>What's up with Michelle Malkin hating on YAF and Turning Point USA?

She defended the free speech rights of Nick Fuentes, a young conservative guy who has been attacking TP USA from the right (particury related to immigration and LGBTQ), getting his YouTube followers to do this at TPUSA events.

He's a jerk, but conservatives like Kirk and Shapiro tried to get him deplatformed (may have succeeded?) which didn't sit well with Malkin.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 05:09 PM (bDqIh)

442 I'll bet the Supreme Court, with the originalists we have, would rule that the founders intended that the specified day is the day that people should vote, in person, in private but in a public space and that all this early voting and voting by mail shit is unconstitutional.

Need one more good judge on the panel before that will work. You can't rely on Roberts making the right constitutional call.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 05:09 PM (KZzsI)

443 My mistake ...meant Disney Land LIKE.

No shitty icons used at Mc-Gulags study camp.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 14, 2020 05:09 PM (2q2/t)

444 Cutie girl next door looks. I would do naughty things to her. And now wouldn't feel bad about it.

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A body shaped for carpentry.

Some people are into that.
Posted by: SH

Flat as a board?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 05:09 PM (bd376)

445 > A body shaped for carpentry.

Available evidence indicates otherwise.

https://tinyurl.com/moorebody

Posted by: Shirley Temple at January 14, 2020 05:09 PM (qUFPp)

446 Communists/socialists have no sex/gender.

Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2020 05:10 PM (UUkQp)

447 A body shaped for carpentry.

Some people are into that.
Posted by: SH

Flat as a board?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 05:09 PM (bd376)

I'd still nail it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 05:10 PM (SykF6)

448 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Cory Booker at January 14, 2020 05:06 PM (8X42K)

No.

You just keep going away. We'll let you know when we do.

Posted by: Sponge at January 14, 2020 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

449 >>A body shaped for carpentry.

Screw it and Glue it and it won't squeak.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:11 PM (br0gZ)

450 So if we run a woman for President after Trump, we can use this argument against the Dems even fielding a male candidate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (FIhRE)
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No.

Posted by: Progressives Everywhere. at January 14, 2020 05:11 PM (DuZls)

451 423
98 375 Mandy Moore is the new Debbie Gibson.

Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 04:59 PM (RuIsu)

She's no Hannah Montana.

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 05:02 PM (RD7QR)

Da hell guys?

Posted by: Amanda Bynes

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille.

Posted by: Shirley Temple at January 14, 2020 05:06 PM (qUFPp)

________

"Back off, bitchez! Climate Change killed the Hollywood Star." -- Greta "Pol Tot" Thunberg

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 05:11 PM (ihuvE)

452 I'd still nail it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 05:10 PM (SykF6)

Hammer it like a load-bearing joist.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (1CjJc)

453 Need one more good judge on the panel before that will work. You can't rely on Roberts making the right constitutional call.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 05:09 PM (KZzsI)
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You can always count on John Roberts to do what would be most beneficial to the deep state.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (I2dne)

454 Nice takedown Ace. These people should be made the butt of vulgar derision. Their stupidity warrants nothing better.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (bKPAB)

455 I am glad these treasonous idiots are sniffing the glue while mainlining the TidePods...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (2s5VM)

456 Romney is a just a dick.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2020 05:04 PM (CqE5x)

That is Presidential Nominee and all around dick, Senator Willard Romney. He comes from a long line of dick politicians, just like the Gores, the Bushes, and the Kennedy's.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (+0uDE)

457 So, wymens can be President, as long as no men run against them?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (1ISKN)

458 450 So if we run a woman for President after Trump, we can use this argument against the Dems even fielding a male candidate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 05:07 PM (FIhRE)
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No.
Posted by: Progressives Everywhere. at January 14, 2020 05:11 PM (DuZls)

You make a compelling argument.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (FIhRE)

459 Reflection on the thread downstairs: Why does Putin want all these originalist judges?

Does that mean that originalism itself is a Putinic plot?

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (DuZls)

460 ABC, NBC, and CBS do a great job of hiring the mentally handicapped.

Posted by: a poet at January 14, 2020 05:13 PM (+AUVB)

461 Available evidence indicates otherwise.

Wait. Who are we macking on here? Because, desire to stay informed and stuff.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 05:13 PM (gd9RK)

462 457
So, wymens can be President, as long as no men run against them?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (1ISKN)

Judges still out on whether those women have to have a penis or not.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 05:13 PM (1CjJc)

463 So, wymens can be President, as long as no men run against them?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (1ISKN)
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Running Sarah Palin is a cheap ploy, sexists!

Posted by: Progressives at January 14, 2020 05:13 PM (DuZls)

464 I think Romney should apologize for running for President. We all deserve that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 05:14 PM (FIhRE)

465 Does follow my thinking the next Democrat President will be a woman

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:14 PM (ZCEU2)

466 >>wymens can be President, as long as no men run against them?

'I'm here if you need to talk' will replace 'E Pluribus Unum' on the Dollar Bill.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:14 PM (br0gZ)

467 > Screw it and Glue it and it won't squeak.

But it's supposed to squeak if you're doing it right.

I recommend an orbital sander motion, interspersed with a goodly amount of plunge routing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 05:14 PM (qUFPp)

468
Election Flow Chart

-Are you a Republican?
Yes: You must lose.
No -->
-Are you White?
Yes: You must lose.
No -->
-Are you a man?
Yes: You must lose.
No -->
-Are you a fag or a tranny?
No: You must lose.
Yes: You win!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 05:14 PM (CMrar)

469 466 >>wymens can be President, as long as no men run against them?

'I'm here if you need to talk' will replace 'E Pluribus Unum' on the Dollar Bill.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:14 PM (br0gZ)

Does this podium make me look fat?

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2020 05:15 PM (qhmX5)

470 > Wait. Who are we macking on here? Because, desire to stay informed and stuff.

Mandy Moore, erstwhile pop tart and now (according to one of the 'ettes) a soap opera star.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 05:15 PM (qUFPp)

471 Reminds me of funny episode of The Office when they had an office debate and vote on whether Hillary Swank was hot or not.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 05:15 PM (qcIWB)

472 Nice takedown Ace. These people should be made the butt of vulgar derision. Their stupidity warrants nothing better.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (bKPAB)
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The making of much mock should be done at them.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (DuZls)

473 So, wymens can be President, as long as no men run against them?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM (1ISKN)

Ultimatum!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (WeUTC)

474 'I'm here if you need to talk' will replace 'E Pluribus Unum' on the Dollar Bill.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:14 PM (br0gZ)

And the other side will say "FINE!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (YqDXo)

475 A body shaped for carpentry.
Some people are into that.

Miter box appeal to you?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (oRpiG)

476 467 > Screw it and Glue it and it won't squeak.

But it's supposed to squeak if you're doing it right.

I recommend an orbital sander motion, interspersed with a goodly amount of plunge routing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 05:14 PM (qUFPp

Depends on the size of your bit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (FIhRE)

477 I remember Mandy Moore, I thought she was the clean, repectable alternative to those harlots Brittney SPears and Agualerrraa.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (1ISKN)

478 >>And the other side will say "FINE!"

Serialization will be replaced with a Color Chart.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (br0gZ)

479 Screw it and Glue it and it won't squeak.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:11 PM (br0gZ)

'I sawed this bitch in half!'

Posted by: Sponge at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

480 Need one more good judge on the panel before that will work. You can't rely on Roberts making the right constitutional call.

Needless to say, that situation should never exist. We're not talking something that no one can understand. The Constitution is written in English and the meaning is pretty plain if you're of average intelligence...

...hmm. I may have found the problem.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (HaL55)

481
Need one more good judge on the panel before that will work. You can't rely on Roberts making the right constitutional call.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 05:09 PM (KZzsI)
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You can always count on John Roberts to do what would be most beneficial to the deep state.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 05:12 PM

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He could partially redeem him self, and the FISA Courts if he would intervene and fire the hack lawyer that was appointed to not investigate the FISA COurt abuses.

I would not be surprised at all if I heard Andrew Weissman was appointed as one of the FISA Investigators. Is Jamie Gorelick available too?

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 05:17 PM (+0uDE)

482 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 05:15 PM (qUFPp)

Thank you, sir.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 05:17 PM (gd9RK)

483
'I sawed this bitch in half!'
Posted by: Sponge at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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On it.

Posted by: Flex Seal Tape Guy at January 14, 2020 05:17 PM (DuZls)

484 > they had an office debate and vote on whether Hillary Swank was hot or not.

I didn't see it, but I understand the debate.

She can look either really, really hot, or really, really not.

What was the outcome of the debate?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 05:18 PM (qUFPp)

485 481 >>>

I'm surprised they didn't bring back Eric Holder.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:18 PM (1ISKN)

486 I like how the Flex Seal guy has replaced Slap Chop Vince who replaced Billy Mays who replaced Ron Popiel...

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:18 PM (br0gZ)

487 Mandy, Mandy. There was a " Mandy Rice-Davies" British tart once upon a time, yes?

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2020 05:18 PM (qhmX5)

488 >>wymens can be President, as long as no men run against them?

'I'm here if you need to talk' will replace 'E Pluribus Unum' on the Dollar Bill.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:14 PM (br0gZ)

Does this podium make me look fat?

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2020 05:15 PM (qhmX5)

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And I'm not talking to that bitch Becky at the UN. She knows why.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2020 05:18 PM (kTF2Z)

489 http://bit.ly/2NqDboK
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Ex-Treasury staffer Natalie Edwards admits to leaking secrets

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 05:19 PM (BqBId)

490 > Miter box appeal to you?

I understand Bill Clinton is still looking for the one with the perfect angle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 05:19 PM (qUFPp)

491 Umm, Folks, leaving aside the Constitutionality of the War Powers Act itself which has never been tried by either Congress or the President. Every president since Ford, who vetoed it, has more or less ignored portions of it and claimed it was unconstitutional.

The problem with invoking it via a concurrent resolution alone is that it probably violates the Presentment clause. The pertinent case is the Clinton v. City of New York. Clinton used a line item veto given to him by the Congress via a new law. City of New York was affected by this and sued Pres. Clinton. The court in a muddled 7-2 opinion declared that all alterations to existing spending bills by the president must go through the whole enchilada--H+S and signed by Prezzie. The obverse is true via Chadha that struck down the legislative veto, thus any law binding the president's actions in a specific action must go through the H+S plus Prezzie signature.

The court usually rules against shortcuts as they did in Chadha. A similar action by Congress to revoke the Tonkin Gulf Resolution during Nixon's time and in an ensuing fight to get it revoked was also dismissed by the Court.

The constitutional remedy is in Congressional pockets which is to prohibit spending money for such purposes which is subject to veto or impeach and remove the president. Congress is pretty weak by design for national security and diplomacy.

Internet commentary on law is generally not really a good thing to follow unless the person is a legal scholar, not a lawyer on TV, that will pay a price for talking beyond their competence. Also see Nancy Grace as an example of such a media commentator.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 05:19 PM (EUDB2)

492 Gonna slap a Trump bumper sticker on my cofin.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 14, 2020 05:19 PM (2q2/t)

493 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:16 PM (1ISKN)

Brittney Spears has gotten herself all hot again. Too bad she still hasn't been able to do anything about the crazy. Still doesn't have custody of her kids and has a conservator assigned to watch out for her and handle her affairs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 05:20 PM (qcIWB)

494 Oh, the dirties pop tart I ever say was a French singer named Alizee. Her videos will raise your testosterone levels.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:20 PM (1ISKN)

495 I like how the Flex Seal guy has replaced Slap Chop Vince who replaced Billy Mays who replaced Ron Popiel...
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:18 PM (br0gZ)

But, I'm not quite there yet since you don't know my fucking name.

Posted by: Phil Swift at January 14, 2020 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

496 if you want to see what castration does to a man, look at dowds timeline. Yikes.

Posted by: dj3way at January 14, 2020 05:21 PM (bhPL1)

497 >>Her videos will raise your testosterone levels.

We talkin' Polish Butter Churner Levels?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:21 PM (br0gZ)

498 Re the sidebar Forgotten 80s Mystery Click (which it turns out is really from 1993, but that's not important now) - I don't think I remember Crystal Pepsi. Was it a thing? That commercial is from 1993, and I was pregnant almost that whole year, and also taking care of our one year-old, so I don't think I watched any tv that wasn't Barney.

Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2020 05:21 PM (/669Q)

499 http://bit.ly/2NqDboK
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Ex-Treasury staffer Natalie Edwards admits to leaking secrets
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 05:19 PM (BqBI

And made a plea where she may get zero time up to a max of 6 months. What's the use of even charging these people.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 05:21 PM (qcIWB)

500 489 http://bit.ly/2NqDboK
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Ex-Treasury staffer Natalie Edwards admits to leaking secrets
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 05:19 PM (BqBId)

So 25% added to her pension?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 14, 2020 05:21 PM (ayFCE)

501 At Sizzler for my pre-debate early bird special meal! Careful with the brussel sprouts - they give me gas.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 14, 2020 05:21 PM (8X42K)

502 I had a friend in college, two of his girlfriends did come out as lesbian after dating him. One it took her a few years, the other was out like in weeks.
Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 04:48 PM (+0uDE)

Now THAT is an unenviable record.

"How'd your date go?"
"Not so good. She decided to become a carpet muncher afterwards."
"Oh."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 04:53 PM (YqDXo)

*eyetwitch*

...that could happen to anyone
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo.

About 27 years ago, I met a gal who liked the carpet...I converted her the other way, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 14, 2020 05:21 PM (BUqaS)

503 >> I'm not quite there yet since you don't know my fucking name.

Beat up a Tranny Hooker and you are in.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:22 PM (br0gZ)

504 No mention of Chris Matthews and his loosely held clownfarts?

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2020 05:22 PM (ATCV4)

505 Ex-Treasury staffer Natalie Edwards admits to leaking secrets

"Wow, what a mistake! We need more training for these hard working patriots!"
--Barr, et al

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

506
Does follow my thinking the next Democrat President will be a woman
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:14 PM (ZCEU2)

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Name a decent Democrat Candidate, Female, Male, or Other. Look at the two dozen intellectual pygmies that are/were running this year.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 05:22 PM (+0uDE)

507 Britney has that weird-looking mish though.

I remember those exiting-the-limo pics. She goes commando, so...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 05:22 PM (H9cB7)

508 Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2020 05:18 PM (kTF2Z)
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Well hello there, Duke! I haven't seen you for a long time. How are things?

Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2020 05:23 PM (/669Q)

509 'I'm here if you need to talk' will replace 'E Pluribus Unum' on the Dollar Bill.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:14 PM (br0gZ)

_____________

After Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill, Bill lobbied Obama to get Hillary on the $100 bill -- but she declined, not wanting to ever be associated with any Benjamins.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 05:23 PM (ihuvE)

510 Bernie says taking your date to Homestyle Buffet is a good way to impress her. Seniors Day is best! And go early! The salad bar is fresher!

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2020 05:24 PM (qhmX5)

511 All mishes are weird looking.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:24 PM (1ISKN)

512 >>Britney has that weird-looking mish though.

Looks like the old man in the Staiway to Heaven film interlude of The Song Remains the Same?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:24 PM (br0gZ)

513 And made a plea where she may get zero time up to a max of 6 months. What's the use of even charging these people.

To maintain the facade that justice is being served for us deplorables. And to justify their phoney-baloney jobs. Harrumph!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 14, 2020 05:25 PM (HaL55)

514 I tried to warn them that I'd sprung a leak.

Posted by: Gnat Edwards at January 14, 2020 05:25 PM (EgshT)

515
28 days until pitchers and catchers report. Mariners are already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (5v15w)

this is why Mariner fans don't like math.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 05:25 PM (sy5kK)

516 "All mishes are weird looking."

I find them to be titillating.

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 05:26 PM (eAZVt)

517 I don't think we were ever supposed to see the mish. Every other part of a women is sublime, but then you get to the mish and it's like, "What the hell is that?"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:26 PM (1ISKN)

518 The Constitution is written in English and the meaning is pretty plain if you're of average intelligence ...

... hmm. I may have found the problem.

Never ascribe to ignorance that which can be adequately explained by malice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 05:26 PM (07YWD)

519 What's up with Michelle Malkin hating on YAF and Turning Point USA?
Posted by: IrishEi

TPUSA helped hijack and scuttle the Tea Party. Both are pretty cucktastic. It's a righteous beef she has with 'em.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 14, 2020 05:27 PM (Rvlwi)

520 507, She, among other broken child star alumni of Devil Mouse Corp, were probably sexually assaulted as kids by the horrors that inhabit the entertainment complex.

Common tell is not knowing boundaries as these were erased during the grooming of the child.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 05:27 PM (EUDB2)

521 I cannot lie, The Mish is hypnotizing .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 05:27 PM (qcIWB)

522 512 >>Britney has that weird-looking mish though.

Looks like the old man in the Staiway to Heaven film interlude of The Song Remains the Same?
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:24 PM (br0gZ)

My sides!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 05:27 PM (KYBu2)

523 I don't think we were ever supposed to see the mish. Every other part of a women is sublime, but then you get to the mish and it's like, "What the hell is that?"
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:26 PM (1ISKN)

That's why it's usually tucked away in a nice little package.

You have to be a die hard lover of women to yearn for that hideous looking thing.

Posted by: Sponge at January 14, 2020 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

524 > "All mishes are weird looking."

I like the way they look. It reminds me of orchids or some other kind of exotic tropical flower.

Posted by: Sham Wow Guy at January 14, 2020 05:28 PM (qUFPp)

525 28 days until pitchers and catchers report. Mariners are already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (5v15w)

this is why Mariner fans don't like math.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

This is why half of MLB doesn't like math.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 05:28 PM (bd376)

526 520 507, She, among other broken child star alumni of Devil Mouse Corp, were probably sexually assaulted as kids by the horrors that inhabit the entertainment complex.

Common tell is not knowing boundaries as these were erased during the grooming of the child.
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 05:27 PM (EUDB2)

Ah, Miley Cyrus, n'est ce-pas?

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2020 05:28 PM (qhmX5)

527 The Constitution is written in legal format of a Grant and is the using legal terminology common at the time.

This "interpretation" nonsense is all BS.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:28 PM (1ISKN)

528 That's a great selling point...can't flash pussies in Iran.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 14, 2020 05:29 PM (2q2/t)

529 All mishes are weird looking."

I like the way they look. It reminds me of orchids or some other kind of exotic tropical flower.

Posted by: Sham Wow Guy at January 14, 2020 05:28 PM (qUFPp)

Who are you? O'Keeffe's grandson?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 05:29 PM (qcIWB)

530 > Who are you? O'Keeffe's grandson?

A heterosexual.

Posted by: Sham Wow Guy at January 14, 2020 05:29 PM (qUFPp)

531
> they had an office debate and vote on whether Hillary Swank was hot or not.

I didn't see it, but I understand the debate.

She can look either really, really hot, or really, really not.

------

Which is more acting ability than most actresses (or actors) possess today.

I swear most of them got their roles from performing for Harvey Weinstein or someone similar.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 05:29 PM (+0uDE)

532 All mishes are weird looking.

Some of them look like a beat up catcher's mitt. Pubes aren't a bad thing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

533 All this hidden mish hatred makes me wonder about you guys.

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 05:30 PM (RD7QR)

534 Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 05:19 PM (BqBId)

Hi Deep State is in Deep Shit.

Finally gave up. Eh?

Posted by: Wut at January 14, 2020 05:30 PM (NSFCQ)

535 There is a mish mash snark out there somewhere.

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2020 05:30 PM (qhmX5)

536
And this is why we have no girls here at AoS...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 05:31 PM (CMrar)

537 I paint mish!

Posted by: Salvatore Dali at January 14, 2020 05:31 PM (q1Pj5)

538 Who are you? O'Keeffe's grandson?

A heterosexual.

Posted by: Sham Wow Guy at January 14, 2020 05:29 PM (qUFPp)

I'm on your side. Remember? Hypnotizing.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 05:31 PM (qcIWB)

539 this is why Mariner fans don't like math.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

This is why half of MLB doesn't like math.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14

Can't wait to set up this year at the bar area in center field with my binoculars and have a buddy next to me waving semi-fore flags towards the dugout.
Ought to be good for a laugh.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 05:31 PM (5v15w)

540 You guys are fagz.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 05:31 PM (07YWD)

541

NOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 05:31 PM (CMrar)

542
When your done with the mishes boys come check out my line of arm-pit scented air-freshners.

Posted by: Gyneth Paltrow at January 14, 2020 05:31 PM (LilNs)

543 >>I like the way they look. It reminds me of orchids or some other kind of exotic tropical flower.

First I Look at the Purse :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
time_continue=36&v=zmFEyWDvQIU&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: J Geils Band (1980) at January 14, 2020 05:31 PM (br0gZ)

544 526 Other Devil Mouse alumni broken by the system include Lindsay Lohan, and some of the males too.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 05:31 PM (EUDB2)

545 The Telegraph@Telegraph
The Duchess of Sussex has moved her business to a US state [Delaware] used by the super-rich to protect their interests from scrutiny

-
Business? Mish candles?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 05:32 PM (+y/Ru)

546 And this is why we have no girls here at AoS...

Almost all genitals are like a sea creature, ugly but functional.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 05:32 PM (KZzsI)

547 All this hidden mish hatred makes me wonder about you guys.
Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 05:30 PM (RD7QR)

Oh, it's not hatred. Not at all.

LOVE the mish.....It's just not the most beautiful thing God created. But what it lacks in attractiveness, it well makes up for in function.

Posted by: Sponge at January 14, 2020 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)

548 -
Business? Mish candles?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 05:32 PM (+y/Ru)

I TOLD you it was my best idea yet!

Posted by: Gweneth Paltrow at January 14, 2020 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)

549 And this is why we have no girls here at AoS...
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 05:31 PM (CMrar)

I think Bluebell said it best. Some days it's like wandering into the boys locker room.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 05:33 PM (5v15w)

550 486 I like how the Flex Seal guy has replaced Slap Chop Vince who replaced Billy Mays who replaced Ron Popiel...
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 05:18 PM (br0gZ)

It's like the Bill Walsh coaching tree.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 05:33 PM (sy5kK)

551 All mishes are weird looking.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:24 PM (1ISKN)

Who are you calling weird?

Posted by: an oyster at January 14, 2020 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

552 546: you can tell how much porn a person consumes by how much they find genitalia attractive on their own.

Glad we don't have to keep 'em in the life to come.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 05:34 PM (Eg9+v)

553 how refreshing would it be for someone to step out of their privilege for this level of change?
---------

Change is *not* inherently good, any intimation to the contrary is only made by the ignorant...or those with a poorly thought out agenda. But then, the latter usually precedes the former.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 14, 2020 05:34 PM (xSo9G)

554
She, among other broken child star alumni of Devil Mouse Corp, were probably sexually assaulted as kids by the horrors that inhabit the entertainment complex.

Common tell is not knowing boundaries as these were erased during the grooming of the child.
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 05:27 PM (EUDB2)

---------

This is just a conspiracy theory.

Signed

Harvey Weinstein and Bryan Singer

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2020 05:34 PM (+0uDE)

555 Warren has four "witnesses"--they weren't there, but say she told them about Bernie at the time.

Our parents told the four of us about Santa, but we never saw him either.

This is the same old Warren game--using phony identity politics to help her career.

Hillary is a Congenital Liar.

Warren is a Genital Con-Liar.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 14, 2020 05:35 PM (Ndje9)

556 Sex snark is ok but not during sex ...unless

you are shouting.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 14, 2020 05:35 PM (2q2/t)

557 I don't think we were ever supposed to see the mish. Every other part of a women is sublime, but then you get to the mish and it's like, "What the hell is that?"
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 05:26 PM (1ISKN)

John Ruskin to the white courtesy phone, please. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 05:36 PM (Ki5SV)

558

"Billy Mays who replaced Ron Popiel"

You left out Mike Levine!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 14, 2020 05:37 PM (ikxxu)

559 "[...] fat white male faces [...]"

Surely you're not including Brian Stelter in that group? His qualification on one of those conditions is undetermined.

Posted by: aelfheld at January 14, 2020 05:38 PM (IxDhF)

560 James O'Keefe@JamesOKeefeIII
BREAKING: Our @PVeritas_Action reporters are outside the Ankeny, Iowa @BernieSanders office right now. It seems Kyle Jurek and other staff members have locked the doors, turned out the lights, and are held up inside to avoid answering our questions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)

561 @489
And she's free as a bird laughing her silly ass off.

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 14, 2020 05:39 PM (O0xJu)

562 In order to progress, we must emphasize and account for these crucial identity markers in order to undo historical privilege and level the playing field for all. Denying identity keeps the field tilted toward existing power groups and enthrones historical injustice as the norm.

Ah, but the left has also been pushing the "forget the past, even if you have to destroy it" BS. So if we forget the past, what historical privilege is there to undo?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 14, 2020 05:41 PM (naEeR)

563 I'm sure that these outfits make it a point to hire all the bottom-tier and wash-outs from J-school that they can get their hands on.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 14, 2020 05:42 PM (17+9D)

564 They all hate 'nazis', too. (That's become mostly a code for white person, though. And if the Knockout game is any indication, Jewish people look like white people to most of their constituents.)

Ask a leftist and they'll tell you that Jews are Nazis, especially the ones who aren't Marxists.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 14, 2020 05:44 PM (naEeR)

565 Crouching beaver, hidden mish.

Posted by: That Guy at January 14, 2020 05:45 PM (DuZls)

566 Hugh Will is the Hell Dowd.

Posted by: SMOD at January 14, 2020 05:59 PM (YqED9)

567 554 She, among other broken child star alumni of Devil Mouse Corp, were
probably sexually assaulted as kids by the horrors that inhabit the
entertainment complex.

Pedo Ratsy and his procurer, Many.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 14, 2020 06:06 PM (YqED9)

568 "What he's agreeing to is that if you have "privilege" -- in this context (and in most contexts!) meaning "you are a white man" -- you should step aside to let a less-privileged person take your slot."

Wait till he finds out what privledged, whitebread Warren did to actual minorities who wanted a spot at her law school.

Posted by: brainy435 at January 14, 2020 06:39 PM (LUT9I)

569 560: how brave.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2020 07:12 PM (nM9fN)

570 The opposite is actually true.

What Dowd is suggesting is that in order for a woman to win, the men need to drop out.

Posted by: Mike S at January 14, 2020 08:05 PM (p7+bo)

571 If you want to prove you are not a misogynist, you shouldn't speak a line which makes you think the only way a woman can win is if there are no men playing.

Posted by: DaveM at January 15, 2020 04:36 AM (WWC3Y)

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