A Computer Security Firm Closely Linked to Democrats Is Claiming THE RUSSKIES HACKED BURISMA!!!

Shades of Crowdstrike.

And the #FakeNews has started again.

A cybersecurity firm that is providing about half of the Democrat 2020 presidential candidates security services at cut-rate prices, claims that the Russians in November hacked into Burisma Holdings, the notoriously corrupt energy company at the center of Ukraine scandal.

According to the New York Times, the timing of the breaches suggest that the Russians could be trying to dig up "potentially embarrassing material on the Bidens," just like they did to the Clintons in 2016.

...

Some conservatives suspect that the Russia hacking Burisma story is another Democrat operation designed to "pre-emptively" discredit any damaging Ukraine news that reflects badly on the Bidens.



More at Deb Heine's post at AmGreatness.

More: Hillary Clinton is always ready to embrace a conspiracy theory.



Posted by: Ace at 03:23 PM




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1 bj6rnki7t6nki68

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:24 PM (30pUH)

2
That's code. I've learned to do it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:24 PM (30pUH)

3 I heart ace

Posted by: Ghost Rick at January 14, 2020 03:24 PM (EBoug)

4 Bless their subversive hearts.

Posted by: nip at January 14, 2020 03:25 PM (Izot6)

5 Top 10

Posted by: CliffClavin at January 14, 2020 03:25 PM (dyCMp)

6 It's almost as if the Media and the Marxists and NeoCons/ConInc are pathologically obsessed with Russia.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 03:25 PM (8dCIx)

7 What can't the Russians do?

Posted by: rammajamma at January 14, 2020 03:25 PM (PQRcz)

8 Oops, that's a tough sock, out of context. Off Rick and Morty sock.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2020 03:25 PM (EBoug)

9 Perhaps there's info that they don't want to be made public.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 14, 2020 03:25 PM (xptlg)

10 Jesus, those guys are GOOD!

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 14, 2020 03:26 PM (5Tbnt)

11 Sweet tap dancing Tengri.

These pathetic dipshits make doling out truck stop handjobs for meth look like a noble profession.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 03:26 PM (Ct55T)

12 Hack? Like with a rusty axe to the back of Jeffery Epstein's head?

Posted by: Hillary! at January 14, 2020 03:26 PM (Jglo6)

13
MSNBC: Not only have the Russians hacked it, but the stuff they're hacking MIGHT be fake -- especially if it reflects badly on any Democrats.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (30pUH)

14 The Russians Have Hacked Us! = You got us dead to rights and we're panicking.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (hLRSq)

15 They really only have one attack strategy, don't they?

And remember that the Bulwank and the Dickspatch lost to these lunatics for decades.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (datdl)

16 Here we go again. It just gets more believable every time!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (COzlW)

17 Blake Darche is the cofounder of the New Cyber Security Company and lo and behold he worked for Crowdstrike.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (+tUWj)

18 Hack?
We talkin' Trotsky-style?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (5v15w)

19 Groan...the Russians, again?? What are they, supermen?

Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

20 Not again. They're trying to get Burisma/Biden off the hook

Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 03:28 PM (U7k5w)

21 Of course, the Russians are the new jews

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 03:28 PM (B7KlG)

22 Okay. I don't know anything about cyber security.

But how the hell does Area 1 know this? Blah blah blah nodes for monitoring and it appears they were successful means that Area 1 can see inside Bursima's servers?

I'm lost.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 14, 2020 03:28 PM (mf5HN)

23 They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Russians again? Really?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 03:28 PM (eYLmo)

24 bj6rnki7t6nki68
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:24 PM (30pUH)
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Tish, you spoke...whatever it is you're speaking!

Posted by: Gomez Addams at January 14, 2020 03:28 PM (jW9oF)

25 In every case I've seen the "I was hacked" is the prelude to somebody making a plea deal in federal court.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

26 The Russians also hacked my shorts. Those stains in there aren't mine; they're not American, those stains.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 14, 2020 03:28 PM (iys0/)

27 How original.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 14, 2020 03:28 PM (aS1PU)

28 Hack?

Like, with my cough?

Posted by: Hilary! at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (Izzlo)

29 19 Groan...the Russians, again?? What are they, supermen?
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (a0IVu)


"Super-duper supermen!"

- - Spike Jones

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (zBaqJ)

30 Perhaps the Democrat candidates would be well advised to use ANOTHER security firm.

Seems as if the one they are using isn't cutting it.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (SRRAx)

31 NYT new slogan:

When the facts are biased, print the fakes

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (YslsA)

32 They've got one beat-up junker held together with rust and duct tape and by God they're going to drive it until it falls apart!

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

33 "Hacked."

They keep using that word and I don't think they know what it means.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (Boy/L)

34 Anything incriminating to Hunter and other Democrats found in their files was put there by Russian Hackers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (0otOH)

35 Wash, rinse, repeat. Why not? No consequences for doing it the first time.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (H8QX8)

36 GOPe: Washington Generals

Barbarian Left: Harlem Globetrotters

Trump: '96 Chicago Bulls

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (Ct55T)

37 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (KNsKs)

38 19 Groan...the Russians, again?? What are they, supermen?

Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (a0IVu)


Da! I am Super Man of the Great Slavic Peoples!

Posted by: Tsar Vladimir Putin of All the Russias! at January 14, 2020 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

39 No one told me there was a new thread!!!

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 14, 2020 03:30 PM (Oq/TM)

40 You know, with all these trolly trolls discovering the Horde's deep dark sekrit connections, I'd better get my turn with the weather machine. Just sayin'.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 14, 2020 03:30 PM (mf5HN)

41 26 In every case I've seen the "I was hacked" is the prelude to somebody making a plea deal in federal court.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

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The hell you say!

Posted by: P Krugman, I mean Paul K at January 14, 2020 03:30 PM (a/dOO)

42 They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Russians again? Really?
Posted by: Insomniac
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I forget, are they East Asia, or West Asia?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 14, 2020 03:30 PM (CDGwz)

43 They're so predictably full of shit. Everything Democrats don't like suddenly the fucking Russians now. Whatever.

Remember, they were gonna ride the Fake News Train all the way to closing the internet and opening up the camps until Trump turned it around on them.

It's likely the same with the Russians. Sowing discord through a very willing D party. It's so oddly specifically Soviet to openly blame the Soviets for everything. How do you fight it?

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2020 03:30 PM (EBoug)

44 Sweet tap dancing Tengri.
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Knock it off with the blasphemy there, or me and the boys will ravage your nation.

Posted by: Attilla the Hun at January 14, 2020 03:30 PM (jW9oF)

45 Russians again? Really?

Focus-group tested, Soros-approved.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 03:30 PM (Boy/L)

46 Crowdstrike, that's the name that totes adds legitimacy to this story. Gravitas even

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 14, 2020 03:30 PM (X+a7J)

47 Dimitri, you've lost ANOTHER server?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2020 03:30 PM (YslsA)

48 I saw this reported yesterday as news without seeing the word "CrowdStrike." Kind of a big omission, no?

While I thought this might be interesting, I now just assume that it is a lie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (I2dne)

49 30 19 Groan...the Russians, again?? What are they, supermen?
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (a0IVu)


"Super-duper supermen!"

- - Spike Jones

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (zBaqJ)

Wait until you see their women.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (9PapW)

50 Presumably that means evidence of Burisma bribing Biden sr is about to drop...but frankly there has been enough evidence to arrest and convict him in the public sphere for some time already.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (l5M3Y)

51 Blake Darche is the cofounder of the New Cyber Security Company and lo and behold he worked for Crowdstrike.
Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (+tUWj)


AND the NSA.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (SRRAx)

52 Ace/Cobs. My hash, (1CjJc), got caught up in the troll socking onslaught.


Please unban me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner (1CjJc) at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (1CjJc)

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (0otOH)

53 You know, with all these trolly trolls discovering the Horde's deep dark sekrit connections, I'd better get my turn with the weather machine. Just sayin'.
Posted by: alexthechick
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Personally, I just want my cut of the International Banking cabal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (xSo9G)

54 This was predicated by just about everyone.


It's all bullshit.


The government is bullshit.


The Democrats are bullshit.


The media is bullshit.


And I hate everyone of them.

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (O0xJu)

55 Deep State going back on offense.

McCabe, Comey, Page, Strzok, Clapper, Brennan, etc. still breathing the air of Free Men.

I guess we're tired of winning.

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (77WPm)

56 Any bad news about me, it was hacked by the Russians.

Posted by: James Comey at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (NF7WJ)

57 So, the information is true, but it's bad because the Russians got it?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (xfb67)

58 >>>36 GOPe: Washington Generals
Barbarian Left: Harlem Globetrotters
Trump: '96 Chicago Bulls

If he starts twirling the ball on his finger...don't try and take it! That's what he wants you to do!

Posted by: Jonah "Bubblegum" Goldberg at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (datdl)

59 Hmm, new work setup and new hash. I'll have to keep note of this one so I don't try to report and ban myself from the blog by accident.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (a/dOO)

60 36 GOPe: Washington Generals

Barbarian Left: Harlem Globetrotters

Trump: '96 Chicago Bulls
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (Ct55T)


'45 3rd Army.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 03:32 PM (zBaqJ)

61 All for naught. Trump Is gonna beat the pasty white Democrats like a prisoner watching porn.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 14, 2020 03:32 PM (3inwt)

62 If Rudy has nothing, what are they so afraid of?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)

63 They were hacked like Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

64 I like how they don't even pretend to change names and be different orgs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 03:32 PM (dNzKv)

65 We have secretly replaced calling Repubs Racist with the new and improved Russians hacked us. Let's see if anyone notices.

MSM

Posted by: tbodie at January 14, 2020 03:33 PM (SrXsf)

66 Groan...the Russians, again?? What are they, supermen?
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (a0IVu)


"Super-duper supermen!"

- - Spike Jones

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (zBaqJ)

Wait until you see their women.
Posted by: Someguy


Saw them. '76 Olympics. East German Swim Team. Even wrote them a letter.

"Dear Sirs, "

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 03:33 PM (bd376)

67 Personally, I just want my cut of the International Banking cabal.


A weekend with the Time Machine is where it's at, my droogs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 03:33 PM (0otOH)

68 With a name like 'Crowdstrike', it's gotta be great jam.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 14, 2020 03:33 PM (xSo9G)

69 "Deep State going back on offense."



Just like a Banzai charge. And just as effective.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

70 Groan...the Russians, again?? What are they, supermen?
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

I thought the aryans were suposed to be the ubermensch.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 14, 2020 03:33 PM (KUaJL)

71 "Well, uh, I don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir."

Posted by: Buck Turgidson at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (PQRcz)

72 Ace/Cobs. My hash, (1CjJc), got caught up in the troll socking onslaught.



Please unban me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner (1CjJc) at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (1CjJc)

Posted by: relayer at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (0otOH)

73 Yeah they're trying to gin up the "Russian hax0rz!!1!" story again with some bit about Biden's campaign. If he really got hacked (doubtful) the story should be "vice president of party and administration previously hacked shows continued cyber security incompetence" really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)

74 Every significant Ukrainian company has been hit repeatedly by Russian hackers -- how effectively is unknown.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (B7KlG)

75 So round 3 of this saga

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (ZCEU2)

76

Nancy Pelosi

@SpeakerPelosi

· 50m

American elections should be decided by the American people, not by the Russian Government. Retweet if you agree!

Posted by: National Divorce at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (NSFCQ)

77 68 With a name like 'Crowdstrike', it's gotta be great jam.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 14, 2020 03:33 PM (xSo9G)


I prefer the People's Attack Group from an episode of "Hawaii 5-0."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (zBaqJ)

78 This Schachtman fellow is a certified formless void.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (CLteG)

79 Our fault. We haven't taken out the media. We continue to legitimize and indulge them. Call them fake news all you want, we're still sending our people out to their "interviews." "Thank you for having me, George..."



Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (H8QX8)

80 70 Groan...the Russians, again?? What are they, supermen?
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

I thought the aryans were suposed to be the ubermensch.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 14, 2020 03:33 PM (KUaJL)

They're all working in call centers these days.

Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (9PapW)

81 Did the Russians really lose the Cold War? Maybe that is just what they want us to believe. Russia knew back in the late '80s that they had acquired Agent Comrade Trump (via the pee-pee VHS tape) ... so all of the next 30+ years were just them playing possum and biding time before springing this trap on us? Am I being too paranoid?

Posted by: Dem Strategistry at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (hdzef)

82 36 GOPe: Washington Generals

Barbarian Left: Harlem Globetrotters

Trump: '96 Chicago Bulls
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 03:29 PM (Ct55T)

1974 Flyers - beat the hell out them for good measure

Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (Izzlo)

83

Well, if we gotta g to the gulag because Bernie and his neckbeard incel psycho douchebags tell us...


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (ikxxu)

84 A weekend with the Time Machine is where it's at, my droogs.
Posted by: Grump928
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Ah. Does one buy gold, Appl? IBM? Property in Miami Beach?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (xSo9G)

85 Um, it's not just shades of Crowdstrike. The head of the firm used to work for Crowdstrike.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (xfb67)

86
Paul Krugman: Not only did they hack Burisma but they put kiddie pron on my computer!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (mpeBU)

87 Maybe the Russians can solve world hunger and cure cancer. I mean, they seem to be able to do just about anything these days. Right?

Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (Gylu/)

88 Time Travel!

When do we want it?

It doesn't matter!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (0otOH)

89 76

Nancy Pelosi

@SpeakerPelosi

50m

American elections should be decided by the American people, not by the Russian Government. Retweet if you agree!

Posted by: National Divorce at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (NSFCQ)



"Well then, can we undo the New Deal and the Great Society?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (zBaqJ)

90 So can I guess Hunter is just a scapegoat

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (ZCEU2)

91
bj6rnki7t6nki68
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:24 PM (30pUH)
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Tish, you spoke...whatever it is you're speaking!
Posted by: Gomez Addams

======

lol

Was going to reply with a joke about Cousin Itt, but you've got a winner.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (30pUH)

92 THE RUSSKIES HACKED BURISMA!!!

__________


That's the title of Chapter 36 in Fusion Glenn Simpson's 2007 novel "How the Deep State and Media-led #Resistance got President McCain to Resign on Inauguration Day immediately after taking the Oath of Office."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (ihuvE)

93
The Russians didn't hack into existence the video of Joe Biden bragging about getting a prosecutor fired, or $83,000 dollars a month into Hunter Biden's bank account for a no-show job.

Or that dildo up Hunter's ass, but I digress.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (AdltV)

94 64 I like how they don't even pretend to change names and be different orgs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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Either they're complacent and don't want to put the effort in anymore, or else they know how badly they'll get beaten and thus it's not worth the effort.

Either way, good news for 2020 and beyond, as long as the GOPe members running for office have even a fraction of a spine. (In other words, maybe 10%.)

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (a/dOO)

95
Nancy Pelosi

@SpeakerPelosi

50m

American elections should be decided by the American people, not by the Russian Government. Retweet if you agree!
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But also our government can't do anything that gives other countries teh sadz because that's not who we are.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (KUaJL)

96 Nancy Pelosi

@SpeakerPelosi

50m

American elections should be decided by the American people, not by the Russian Government. Retweet if you agree!

Posted by: National Divorce


So no wetbacks voting?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (bd376)

97 I don't like my new hash. My last one was cooler.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (xfb67)

98 17 Blake Darche is the cofounder of the New Cyber Security Company and lo and behold he worked for Crowdstrike.
Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at January 14, 2020 03:27 PM (+tUWj)

Is not Crowdstrike founder Russian? Dmitri Alperovitch

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (JFO2v)

99 Our fault. We haven't taken out the media. We continue to legitimize and indulge them.
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They all came from academe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (xSo9G)

100 90 So can I guess Hunter is just a scapegoat
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (ZCEU2)


In his case a goat with scrapie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (zBaqJ)

101
When in God's name is the DOJ going to investigate whatever Rudy dug up in Ukraine?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (30pUH)

102 The Russians didn't hack into existence the video of Joe Biden bragging about getting a prosecutor fired, or $83,000 dollars a month into Hunter Biden's bank account for a no-show job.

Or that dildo up Hunter's ass, but I digress.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (AdltV)

That ain't no dildo.

That's a rubber full of booger sugar.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (Ct55T)

103 American elections should be decided by the American people, not by the Russian Government. Retweet if you agree!

Hi, and welcome to Impeachment II: Mama's Crazy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (Boy/L)

104 Nancy's quote "American elections should be decided by the American people, not by the Russian Government. Retweet if you agree!" To which I add, that's why we need VoterID (not original w/me)

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 14, 2020 03:37 PM (X+a7J)

105 Wow, Blond Morticia is on it and with the pungent insights too!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 03:37 PM (oBfF8)

106 How long before Trump is arrested for the precrime of cheating in the 2020 election?

People do see which direction the wind is blowing, right? Democrats KNOW they are bout to lose bigly. So take heart.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2020 03:37 PM (EBoug)

107 76

Nancy Pelosi

@SpeakerPelosi


American elections should be decided by the American people, not by the Russian Government. Retweet if you agree!

Posted by: National Divorce at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (NSFCQ)

Wow, this stinks of fear. Well, and Depends and botox, but mostly fear.

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 03:37 PM (RD7QR)

108 101 When is DOJ going to start arresting the criminals and when are they going to stand them up at the wall and start shooting? That's what I want to know.

Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2020 03:37 PM (Gylu/)

109 I was hacked!

--- Mish Hunter

So was I!

--- Kid Hunter Krugman

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

110 90 So can I guess Hunter is just a scapegoat
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 03:35 PM (ZCEU2)

I wondered why he keeps hanging out behind the barn with the muzzies.

Posted by: Roy at January 14, 2020 03:37 PM (trU0Y)

111 The Russianz got chocolate in my peanut butter!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 03:38 PM (H9cB7)

112 Well, if we gotta g to the gulag because Bernie and his neckbeard incel psycho douchebags tell us...


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (ikxxu)


Apparently Kyle is cooling his heels in a Milwaukee jail at the mo - too bad there's not a big ol' rock out in the yard that needs to be broken down into tiny little pebbles...

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 14, 2020 03:38 PM (Z1ykJ)

113 105 Wow, Blond Morticia is on it and with the pungent insights too!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 03:37 PM (oBfF

She could do a candle!

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2020 03:38 PM (EBoug)

114 American elections should be decided by the American people, not by the Russian Government. Retweet if you agree!
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Why do you hate illegal immigrants?!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 14, 2020 03:38 PM (xSo9G)

115 When in God's name is the DOJ going to investigate whatever Rudy dug up in Ukraine?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (30pUH)

When in God's name is the DOJ going to start prosecuting people who have already fucking admitted in public that they lied to Congress and the FBI?

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 03:38 PM (77WPm)

116 American elections should be decided by the American people, not by the Russian Government.

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And overturned by one house of the legislature in a party line vote, right, Nancy?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2020 03:38 PM (YslsA)

117 So no wetbacks voting?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (bd376)
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Nah, that's in the Constitution...somewhere...right near the clause that stipulates OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2020 03:39 PM (jW9oF)

118 If Rudy has nothing, what are they so afraid of?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++++
This is meant to be snarky, but there is something to it.

These guys - the establishment or the deep state or the uniparty or the swamp or the iron triangle or whatever you want to call it - have been up to very bad things for a very long time. They are corruption manifest.

They are all guilty, they have all done it, and they know that everyone they know has done it. It may well be true, however, that they *don't* know exactly what was done by whom or when. They're all dirty and they all know it and and they all know more or less what they themselves have done (and to some degree what their close collaborators have done), but I doubt any of them know what everyone has done. It is all so messy, with so many side-bets, so many back-room deals between subsets of the population, so many independent shingles hanging out and then being taken back down, so much theft and from so many sources.

So if someone starts poking around, even if one person or group knows there's no there there, they only that to be true *for themselves.* Their colleagues in corruption may well have done whatever it is. And then they will all hang together.

Any investigation into what these people have done has to be curtailed. Anyone snooping around has to be stopped and destroyed. There can be no other way. Even if the people enforcing the curtailment and destruction didn't actually do it (this time), they have no idea what monkeyshines their buddies have been up to.

They are in a circular firing squad and have to respond to and punch back at everything because *anything* might be true when looking in aggregate - and no one knows what all has happened beyond the fact that it is *all* dirty and everyone is involved in aggregate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 03:39 PM (I2dne)

119 2020 is a lot funnier than Blazing Saddles except for the murders and not suicides.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 14, 2020 03:39 PM (2q2/t)

120 "pungent" insights?

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 03:39 PM (xfb67)

121 don't like my new hash. My last one was cooler.
Posted by: xfb67at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (sniffybigtoe)

Seems ok to me

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 03:39 PM (ZCEU2)

122 Of course to Nancy some American people are more valued than others.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 14, 2020 03:39 PM (PQRcz)

123 Blake Darche is the cofounder of the New Cyber Security Company and lo and behold he worked for Crowdstrike.
-----------

I am really getting tired of these idiots besmirching my good name.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 03:39 PM (oBfF8)

124 Blake Douche?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (H9cB7)

125
Barr is a swamp cuck.
Do not put your hopes in Barr.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (CMrar)

126 Anyone else find this story pretty ironic given the troll infestation socking regulars here today?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (KUaJL)

127 . 97 I don't like my new hash. My last one was cooler.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (xfb67)

This one sounds like your prison number. You know like 655321

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (EBoug)

128 That server Trump was looking for in Ukraine, probably not the DNC server. More likely a server with hacking tools that spoof Russian hacking tools.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ZLI7S)

129 They hacked Burisma (?) to find out that Hunter and others were making big bucks to influence old Joe? And the bad news is now they can blackmail ? Biden?


Russia, doing the hacking our FBI/CIA refuse to do. Did Russia also Hack Hillary to finnd out they had bribed her with $145M to get the Uranium One deal? And the Skolkovo deal?

It sure seems Russia had a sweetheart deal with Hillary, and Burisma was supposedly being hampered, while Russia was laundering their nat gas through Germany. That was sold at a higher price to Ukraine citizens, other corrupt entities collecting from the mark-up, as it was called "EU product", but it was piped form Russia with Love, for Merkel.

tick tock ... the mice are nesting in the clock.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (Cus5s)

130 120 "pungent" insights?

I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 03:39 PM (xfb67)
---------------

Well, in my head, I abbreviated "Blonde Mortia" as "BM" and, well, the rest is up for all the world to point and laugh at.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (oBfF8)

131 127 Test?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner (1CjJc) at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (1CjJc)



Fail.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (0otOH)

132 That ain't no dildo.

That's a rubber full of booger sugar.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (Ct55T)


He'd better hope it's not one of them cheap Chinese Tlojan Bland Lubbels.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (Z1ykJ)

133 127 Test?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner (1CjJc) at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (1CjJc)

Bam it! Ban it with fire! You can never be too careful.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2020 03:41 PM (EBoug)

134 Blake Douche?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (H9cB7)


I just came up with a new product line for Gwyneth!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

135 The media is so corrupt and biased and they mention Russia so often they might as well call themselves "Pravda".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 03:41 PM (WI7YS)

136 120 "pungent" insights?

I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 03:39 PM (xfb67)


"Candle in the Womb"

- - Elton Paltrow

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 03:41 PM (zBaqJ)

137 Posted by: xfb67at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (sniffybigtoe)

Seems ok to me
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 03:39 PM (ZCEU2)
-------------------

Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 03:41 PM (oBfF8)

138 That's a rubber full of booger sugar.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 14, 2020 03:36 PM (Ct55T)
++++++++++++
"Booger sugar" is a new one on me. That's great.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 03:41 PM (I2dne)

139 the 80s are calling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS2a44F5TgM

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 03:42 PM (JFO2v)

140 What embarrassing information did the Russians get on Hillary? Please provide the evidence NYT.

Posted by: Leland at January 14, 2020 03:42 PM (IG4sd)

141 McConnell is a Russian stooooge!!
REEEEEEEE!!

Posted by: Max Power at January 14, 2020 03:42 PM (q177U)

142 Our fault. We haven't taken out the media. We continue to legitimize and indulge them. Call them fake news all you want, we're still sending our people out to their "interviews." "Thank you for having me, George..."



Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (H8QX


THIS X 1000

The MFM thrive on access. Fire any administration staffer who so much as says "gesundheit" when a press whore sneezes. Pull all press passes permanently. Make it clear that if you are in the GOP - even at the level of party treasurer in North Sodomy AK - and have any contact with a member of the press that doesn't involve the business end of a Louisville Slugger, then the only way you'll see the Oval Office is through a photograph and the only federal aid your town, city or state gets from Trump is a used jerk sock, then you'll see these worthless bastards changing their tune.

I prefer the D-Lamp solution with extreme prejudice, but until such blessed day, starve the MFM. Deny them any access at all.

That - to paraphrase Jimmy Malone - is the Poppins Way.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 03:42 PM (Ki5SV)

143 I think about the trouble some go through to steal my ID. I laugh.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 14, 2020 03:43 PM (2q2/t)

144 Blake Douche?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (H9cB7)
-------------

Hey!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 03:43 PM (oBfF8)

145 Candle in the Womb"

- - Elton Paltrow

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 03:41 PM (zBaqJ)
------
Winnah!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2020 03:43 PM (jW9oF)

146 The War Economy is investigating the principals involved here. It's ongoing, but what they've got so far is very interesting:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vkv2pcl

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2020 03:43 PM (sGotD)

147 AND the NSA.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (SRRAx)

He's one of those peeps who learned a lot while in the employ of the NSA and figured out how to use it to get the big bucks and apply it against his enemies. Likely he's among the many that have been granted Security Clearances that never should have gotten one had the government properly vetted them.

After 9/11 there was a sudden need for skills and backgrounds be damned. I worked with far too many out and out commies with clearances. They all should have been booted the moment they came out.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at January 14, 2020 03:43 PM (+tUWj)

148 Our fault. We haven't taken out the media. We continue to legitimize and indulge them. Call them fake news all you want, we're still sending our people out to their "interviews." "Thank you for having me, George..."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Indeed. This.

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 03:43 PM (77WPm)

149 David French tomorrow: The Conservative Case for Falling for This Fucking Stupid Scam a Second Time

Posted by: El Kabong at January 14, 2020 03:43 PM (datdl)

150 It's not the least bit surprising that The NY Times would come up with this bullshit angle.
But it's tiresome that anyone would report this straight, as though it's really true.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2020 03:43 PM (CqE5x)

151 Yes! We hack Burimsa. You can not stop us!

We also hack DC strip club surveillance cameras! But those Hunter Biden Champagne Room videos make Sasha vomit. We not do that again.

Posted by: The Russians Under Your Bed at January 14, 2020 03:43 PM (hdzef)

152 So its corruption or not depending upon who uncovers it?
It that their point?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2020 03:44 PM (r+sAi)

153 Feces flinging monkeys really do just have a limited set of attacks and now we are back to Russia !

Forgetting there was no there there the first eleventy times.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 03:44 PM (1g7ch)

154 Where did all the third tier trolls come from?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

155 if we are setting up the Hasidic Roof Patrol how long before they join the space race?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 03:44 PM (GRKRm)

156 Nancy Pelosi

@SpeakerPelosi
50m

American elections should be decided by the American people, not by the Russian Government. Retweet if you agree!

Posted by: National Divorce at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (NSFCQ)



Oh,FFS!

Can't anyone on our side besides Trump play this game?

Everyone if the GOP pols should be tweeting back that-

"Yes, we agree. That's why we support requiring a valid ID to vote. Why don't You?

Everyone who wants only American citizens voting in American elections - Retweet this!"



Or some such thing. Never let the pressure off.

Maybe will get to see Pelosi go all "gabba blabba goo goo goo" again.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2020 03:44 PM (9X624)

157 @115

We all know that's not ever happening.


I have been pissed off about what's been happening in politics for roughly 45 years, I expect to continue being pissed off for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 14, 2020 03:44 PM (O0xJu)

158 Our fault. We haven't taken out the media. We continue to legitimize and indulge them. Call them fake news all you want, we're still sending our people out to their "interviews." "Thank you for having me, George..."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 03:34 PM (H8QX
+++++++++++++++
The President of the United States will not stand and be questioned like a chicken thief by men whose names he does not even know.

Posted by: Herbert Hoover at January 14, 2020 03:45 PM (I2dne)

159 Where did all the third tier trolls come from?


Mom's basement.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 03:45 PM (0otOH)

160 Where did all the third tier trolls come from?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

Russia

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 03:45 PM (77WPm)

161 :: sprays sockoff around ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 03:45 PM (I2dne)

162 His name was Sethlana Richenko!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 03:45 PM (ihuvE)

163 Can't even leave my goodbye message up, you filthy goys?

Posted by: Subversive Ones at January 14, 2020 03:45 PM (sbLaZ)

164 We're being trolled by script kiddies. I'm waiting for them to tell us that all our base are belong to them.

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

165 The dems and their friends just can't seem to get good IT security. Guess they should think about using someone other than Crowdstrike.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 03:45 PM (xfb67)

166 Bernie and Liz and Amy are gonna have to come off the campaign trail. Cant wait!!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 14, 2020 03:45 PM (JRaU+)

167 Nancy goes 51/50 certifiable as a means of escape?
That would be awesome. More likely she is losing her faculties.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 14, 2020 03:46 PM (CLteG)

168 The Russians pegged Biden.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 03:46 PM (1g7ch)

169 Where did all the third tier trolls come from?



_________


#BernieBots

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 03:46 PM (ihuvE)

170 There has to be a way to take these people down.

Pravda Lite

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2020 03:46 PM (vEIlU)

171 I saw the Poop Flinging Monkeys open for poo man choo ant the Banyo Bowl back in 88. Overall it was a shit show.

Posted by: Poop! at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (/LQkF)

172 CANDLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXdtFPfptUI&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: SONIC YOUTH at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (br0gZ)

173 Our troll left, yet is complaining its goodbye message has been erased?

Something seems to be a bit off with this picture.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (oBfF8)

174 Gird those loins: Mitch McConnell doesn't rule out calling Hunter Biden to testify-

https://tinyurl.com/rdjsmfz

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (wiXsO)

175 well if I cannot keep FUDGj or IQf50, I don't see why anyone else should get a funny hash either.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (GRKRm)

176 The dems and their friends just can't seem to get good IT security. Guess they should think about using someone other than Crowdstrike.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 03:45 PM (xfb67)

But they're The Party Of Science, and shit.
But mostly shit.

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (77WPm)

177 I'm sitting here cringing over the sound of my plumber drilling on the guest bath tile floor.


I hope and pray I don't go back there and find cracked tiles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

178 59 Hmm, new work setup and new hash. I'll have to keep
note of this one so I don't try to report and ban myself from the blog
by accident.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (a/dOO)



Be sure to requisition a new doo-wack to go with your new hash, too.

Posted by: Roger Miller at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (YqED9)

179 They hacked Burisma (?)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (Cus5s)
~~~~~

Not likely. See my link at #146. Looks like more shenanigans from the deep staters.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (sGotD)

180 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 03:42 PM (Ki5SV)

So, exactly how did North Sodomy, AK get its name?

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (RD7QR)

181 165 The dems and their friends just can't seem to get good IT security. Guess they should think about using someone other than Crowdstrike.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 03:45 PM (xfb67)


Debbie Wasserman-Hellman's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (zBaqJ)

182 The Russian hacked my anthropology grade after I laughed out loud when the professor, demonstrating the use of an atlatl, threw the wooden pointer through a 3rd floor window and almost impaled a student below.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 14, 2020 03:48 PM (1sBoz)

183 I'm liking 0otOH. To bad I won't get to keep it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 03:48 PM (0otOH)

184 Russians hack MSNBC teleprompters
Nobody notices

Posted by: SMOD at January 14, 2020 03:48 PM (3aI0K)

185 www.reuters.com/us iran crash/iran makes arrests in plane shootdown police crack down on protests idUSKBN1ZD0Y1

Probably rounded up a few non Muslims they could find.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 03:48 PM (ZCEU2)

186 180 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 03:42 PM (Ki5SV)

So, exactly how did North Sodomy, AK get its name?
Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (RD7QR)


It was Surprise Anal for a while, until they all got polaroids...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)

187 Hacking (in quotes) is becoming the Universal Infinite Circle Yerk. Phrased just right.

Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 03:48 PM (RuIsu)

188 American erections should be decided by the American peter. Honk if you agree!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 14, 2020 03:48 PM (COzlW)

189 How can Democrats be so fucking stupid?

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 03:49 PM (eAZVt)

190 The Russians hacked my IP. They also infected my brain with little green worms that glow in the dark.

Posted by: Paul Krugman, who is totes not into kiddie porn at January 14, 2020 03:49 PM (Z4rgH)

191 Full Audits for EVERY Member of Congress.

Their Staffs.

Their Families.


ALL of them.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 03:49 PM (br0gZ)

192 They hacked Burisma (?)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (Cus5s)
~~~~~

Not likely. See my link at #146. Looks like more shenanigans from the deep staters.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (sGotD)

Looks like they got their Top. Men. on it - this story must be utterly incredible to anyone not already broken by TDS.

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 03:49 PM (77WPm)

193 Do the Russians hack stripper wombs too?

Posted by: El Kabong at January 14, 2020 03:50 PM (datdl)

194 The Dog Ate My Homework> The Russians hacked my computer

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2020 03:50 PM (CqE5x)

195 My experience Jane is if tile is solid based it will be fine, if there were hollow spots it may not be.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 03:50 PM (ZCEU2)

196 Comparisons between the US media and Pravda fall short. It's reached the point of literary parody, now. "We Have Always Been At War With Russia!" They're MiniTru.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 03:50 PM (fUqBx)

197 So, exactly how did North Sodomy, AK get its name?
Posted by: joncelli


It was Surprise Anal for a while, until they all got polaroids...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


After awhile, it was no longer a surprise.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 03:50 PM (bd376)

198 Hunter getting paid by a foreign industry in which he has no expertise is a known fact.

And Joe's involvement in Ukraine came out of his own fucking mouth.

Hunter going with him on these foreign junkets is also a known fact.

What part of any of this is supposed to be 'Russian disinformation?' And why should it be criminal for our own government to investigate it and the use of US funds and offices?

Eventually the Pincohet Option just becomes easier than trying to fight their endless propaganda.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 03:50 PM (oVJmc)

199 >>I'm liking 0otOH.


Ohio Canadian Ex-Pat Gay Pride Hash

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 03:50 PM (br0gZ)

200 But I'm afraid of the Russians
I can't sleep at night.
So afraid of the Russians
Afraid we'll have to fight

Posted by: Regular joe at January 14, 2020 03:50 PM (6/uwW)

201 How can Democrats be so fucking stupid?
Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 03:49 PM (eAZVt)

60-years of basically playing the game all by their lonesome with the GOPe as controlled opposition.

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (77WPm)

202 If you happen to be a oligarch in Ukraine? You're either a Putinist or you accidentally hang yourself with a very long phone cord, or end up in a psych ward pumped full of Thorazine like Yulia Tymoshenko.

Burisma pays homage to Putin.

Posted by: 13times at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (K3B2k)

203 My experience Jane is if tile is solid based it will be fine, if there were hollow spots it may not be.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 03:50 PM (ZCEU2)


Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

204 I'm still trying to square the logic that apparently Russia and Russian collusion is the biggest baddest thing ever with the fact that one of their leading candidates for the presidency FUCKING HONEYMOONED IN THE USSR. Am I missing something here? Isn't that a bad thing?

Posted by: kotter at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (saHCz)

205 In most instances, being so sloppy with one's ineternet and server security would be disqualifying from holding higher office (cough Chlamydia cough), but with the democrats, being a friggin moron with the security of data and state secrets is exculpatory and a resume enhancer.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (ymnmz)

206 Had to differentiate between them an South Sodomy?

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (ZCEU2)

207 191 Full Audits for EVERY Member of Congress.

Their Staffs.

Their Families.

ALL of them.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 03:49 PM (br0gZ)

This should be a yearly procedure. Voluntary, but if you don't submit to the audits, you are dismissed from Federal office and may not ever run for reelection or be appointed or hired for any Federal position.

Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (J+mig)

208 I suppose the Russians also hacked that stripper's womb?

Posted by: Scott M at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (iH4Z+)

209 I thought Burisma was that island in danger of tipping over.

Posted by: My Give A Damn Is Busted at January 14, 2020 03:52 PM (N9BA5)

210 155
if we are setting up the Hasidic Roof Patrol how long before they join the space race?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 03:44 PM (GRKRm)

_________


Mitzvah to Mars.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 03:52 PM (ihuvE)

211 Looks like Felonious found Huma's keys to the booze stash again (see ace's latest update)

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 03:52 PM (77WPm)

212 Ah, but it was the Russian's, you just have to follow the correct chain of logic.

Trump asked on the now infamous phone call, about the 'server', and most jumped to the conclusion he was talking about Biden or Hillary stuff.

When what he was talking about was the 4 TRILLION that has gone missing, from a bank owned by the same guy and Burisma.

So Ukraine got into the server, but since Trump asked and he is a RUSSIAN puppet of Vlad the Mad Genius Putin,

Its the Russians who did it.

Posted by: Don Q at January 14, 2020 03:52 PM (NgKpN)

213 More likely a server with hacking tools that spoof Russian hacking tools.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ZLI7S)

The NSA hacking suite they are so proud of that allows them to spoof anyone they want whilst hacking merrily away?

Its why I don't trust any of these Russia hacking stories. Our IC was a little too giddy about their mad skilz and let the cat out of the bag.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at January 14, 2020 03:52 PM (OakTv)

214 Had to differentiate between them an South Sodomy?

--------------

Didn't they have a rivalry with East Fellatio?

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 03:52 PM (sX1BW)

215 What part of any of this is supposed to be 'Russian disinformation?' And why should it be criminal for our own government to investigate it and the use of US funds and offices?

The part where the money wasn't going to just Hunter. That part.

And that Russia tweet the week before the trial opens is just manifest fear sweats.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 03:52 PM (Boy/L)

216 I'm still trying to square the logic that apparently Russia and Russian collusion is the biggest baddest thing ever with the fact that one of their leading candidates for the presidency FUCKING HONEYMOONED IN THE USSR. Am I missing something here? Isn't that a bad thing?


That's back when they were commies, the Left's BFF.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

217 So, exactly how did North Sodomy, AK get its name?
Posted by: joncelli


It was Surprise Anal for a while, until they all got polaroids...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


After awhile, it was no longer a surprise.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 03:50 PM (bd376)


It's the law of diminishing returns.

Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at January 14, 2020 03:53 PM (Ki5SV)

218 McCarthy reports his House resolution supporting Iranian protestors has been refused by Democrats. Pelosi decided not to even permit the resolution to come to a vote.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 03:53 PM (LISuA)

219 I'm still trying to square the logic that apparently Russia and Russian collusion is the biggest baddest thing ever with the fact that one of their leading candidates for the presidency FUCKING HONEYMOONED IN THE USSR. Am I missing something here? Isn't that a bad thing?
Posted by: kotter at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (saHCz)
-----
Doublethink, Mr. Kotter. Doublethink.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2020 03:53 PM (jW9oF)

220
Retweet if you agree!


Who wants to bet left nuts that the very first to RT were the Fake Media Conservatives?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 03:53 PM (CMrar)

221 Keep in mind that all of the Cowdstrike shit was found (as in court) to be a Democrat Party legal work product and not discoverable.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 03:53 PM (1g7ch)

222 201 How can Democrats be so fucking stupid?
Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 03:49 PM (eAZVt)

60-years of basically playing the game all by their lonesome with the GOPe as controlled opposition.
Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (77WPm)

They got lazy, and they believe their own sycophantic press. They've stopped caring about the real world and live in an isolated ideological bubble where they never see the other side.

Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 03:53 PM (J+mig)

223 So, exactly how did North Sodomy, AK get its name?
Posted by: joncelli


It was Surprise Anal for a while, until they all got polaroids...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


After awhile, it was no longer a surprise.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14,


Shortly after the otters moved in from South Sodomy.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 03:53 PM (5v15w)

224 214 Had to differentiate between them an South Sodomy?

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Didn't they have a rivalry with East Fellatio?
Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 03:52 PM (sX1BW)

Not much else to do in Alaska come mid-January.

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 03:53 PM (RD7QR)

225 Hillary Clinton is always ready to embrace a conspiracy theory.
======

I really hate that disgusting, fucking c*nt.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 14, 2020 03:53 PM (vg8iE)

226 Posted by: Don Q at January 14, 2020 03:52 PM (NgKpN)

Sorry, 40 Billion, not 4 Trillion... brain fart.

Posted by: Don Q at January 14, 2020 03:54 PM (NgKpN)

227 Obviously the Democrats are lying. Obviously.

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 03:54 PM (eAZVt)

228 I wonder whether Hillary actually does these tweets or some paid staff person does while Hillary glowers and drinks?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 03:54 PM (WI7YS)

229 So in 2014, 2015, 2016 and 2017, and maybe other years, Hunter, Chris, Paul and Tagg got that sweet, sweet Ukraine gas company "board of directors" or "consultant" cash.

Now, in 2020, or maybe late 2019, the Ruskies supposedly hacked the Burisma computer and grabbed information.

So that makes the payoffs to US politician family members ok, because Russian Hackers!


Yeah, about 35% of the population will fall for this. Yes, that Venn diagram lines up almost perfectly to Rachel Maddow viewers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 03:54 PM (sy5kK)

230 Hillary Clinton is always ready to embrace a conspiracy theory.

Also, bollards, fifths of Smirnoff, and sweet, sweet foundation donations.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 03:54 PM (Boy/L)

231 154 Where did all the third tier trolls come from?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 03:44 PM (ptqGC)


Someone somewhere hit the panic button. Nancy's running around screaming about Russians and Biden is claiming that Trump is obsessed with him. There is a "computer security firm" claiming that Russia is hacking Ukraine. Sanders and Warren are getting new shivs from Bluebell. Impeachment trial talk is staring up.

Me, I'm thinking that this is more of a spoiling attack, an attempt to knock the initiative away because something unpleasant is about to happen to the Dems (or they fear that).

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 03:54 PM (hLRSq)

232 Hillary is getting killed on her Twitter thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 03:55 PM (ptqGC)

233 Who wants to bet left nuts that the very first to RT were the Fake Media Conservatives?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 03:53 PM (CMrar)


You are an obtuse, unserious man lacking nuance.

Posted by: Totally Ben Rhodes - For Reelz at January 14, 2020 03:55 PM (N9BA5)

234 @198

It's just stray voltage and misdirection.

Now that "The Russians" are part of the narrative, Team Donk can scream, Russia, Russia, Russia anytime the Biden's are brought up, and if they are called as witnesses they can jump up and down and scream that McConnel is doing the Russians bidding.


It's bullshit but that's what team Deep State and GloboHomo cabal do.

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 14, 2020 03:55 PM (O0xJu)

235 You know,the Russians probably hacked those Iranian missiles to make Trump look good....

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2020 03:55 PM (KNsKs)

236 The worst thing about this whole report is that:

RUSSIA/PUTIN DOESN'T NEED TO HACK BURISMA BECAUSE THEY MORE OR LESS CONTROL THE COMPANY.

Mykola Zlochevsky is IMHO a Putin Crony, along with ex-Ukranian President Victor Yanukovych.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, trying not to be Unemployed in Greenland at January 14, 2020 03:55 PM (dwojT)

237 I'm still trying to square the logic that apparently Russia and Russian collusion is the biggest baddest thing ever

Corrupt Democrats hiding their corruption means they are desperate to fool their voters, and I agree, who would have ever guessed this would be the line that works best....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 03:56 PM (LISuA)

238 It's bullshit but that's what team Deep State and GloboHomo cabal do.

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Headquarters in North Sodomy?

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2020 03:56 PM (sX1BW)

239 Me, I'm thinking that this is more of a spoiling attack, an attempt to knock the initiative away because something unpleasant is about to happen to the Dems (or they fear that).
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 03:54 PM (hLRSq)

Maybe they're pissing themselves out of fear of whatever Veritas has next.

Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 03:56 PM (J+mig)

240 Comparisons between the US media and Pravda fall short. It's reached the point of literary parody, now. "We Have Always Been At War With Russia!" They're MiniTru.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 03:50 PM (fUqBx)
+++++++++++++++
It is even worse than that.

At Pravda - and at the fictional MiniTru - there were surely enthusiastic operators but on balance those organizations existed by force. The state mandated them and controlled them and if you didn't produce you'd land in gulag or just be killed.

Our press are worse. They don't even have that excuse. All of them, to a man, do it because they want to do it. No one is forcing them. There is no compulsion. They won't go to gulag if they disagree. They would, at worst, get fired - a life-changing but not a life-ending event.

Our press scum are far worse than Pravda because they do it by choice. They want to do this. They pursue their evil with volition and enthusiasm, not by circumstance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 03:56 PM (I2dne)

241 Maybe you ALL are Russian assets!

Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at January 14, 2020 03:57 PM (Izzlo)

242 How can Democrats be so fucking stupid?
Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 03:49 PM (eAZVt)

60-years of basically playing the game all by their lonesome with the GOPe as controlled opposition.
Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (77WPm)

They got lazy, and they believe their own sycophantic press. They've stopped caring about the real world and live in an isolated ideological bubble where they never see the other side.
Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 03:53 PM (J+mig)


Meaning they lack empathy.
And tolerance.
And embracing diversity.
Clinging to their gates and gun toting body guards and gate watchers.
Paying slave wages for illegals.

Ignorance to the point of devolution: "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" monkeys.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2020 03:57 PM (vEIlU)

243 Vhere is moose and squirrel?

Posted by: Archer at January 14, 2020 03:57 PM (NXP9s)

244 241 Maybe you ALL are Russian assets!
Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at January 14, 2020 03:57 PM (Izzlo)

Crap, we've been found out, what's the emergency signal again?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 14, 2020 03:57 PM (ayFCE)

245 How would the dems know that Biden is going to be nominated? Hmmmm?

Posted by: Sooner at January 14, 2020 03:57 PM (Fs5vw)

246 4chan cred> Cloudstrike

4chan accuracies > Cloudstrike

Posted by: Golfman at January 14, 2020 03:58 PM (M3a0a)

247 Always a safe bet: Hilary glowering and drinking

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 03:58 PM (l4C/z)

248 How would the dems know that Biden is going to be nominated? Hmmmm?

Same way they knew Hillz was at this time in 2016?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2020 03:58 PM (ZGrMX)

249 Speaking of quid pro quo

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/354750/

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2020 03:59 PM (KNsKs)

250 >>The NSA hacking suite they are so proud of that allows them to spoof anyone they want whilst hacking merrily away?


Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

251 So what is coming out that will make biden look bad? That is the only explanation that makes sense for this "scoop".

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2020 03:59 PM (JUOKG)

252 Just pouring one down on the ground for D-Lamp here.

Posted by: My Give A Damn Is Busted at January 14, 2020 03:59 PM (N9BA5)

253
Crap, we've been found out, what's the emergency signal again?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 14, 2020 03:57 PM (ayFCE)


Palomino.

Posted by: Sooner at January 14, 2020 03:59 PM (Fs5vw)

254 So this cybersecurity guy donates $1337 to Warren and then she hires his company later for $1337. Ummmm.... seems to me he is providing a service for free against FEC election rules.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2020 03:59 PM (r+sAi)

255 >>How can Democrats be so fucking stupid?


Their brand of living doesn't require intelligence. It merely requires commitment.

Dogged adherence to The Cause.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 03:59 PM (br0gZ)

256 The left's latest theory on this is the Russians hacked into Burisma to get dirt on the Biden's but there isn't any dirt so they're going to fake Burisma documents to make it look like the Biden's are dirty.


Do I got that right?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 14, 2020 03:59 PM (4thlk)

257 "Team Donk can scream, Russia, Russia, Russia anytime the Biden's are brought up"

Even the Democrats don't believe this stuff. It's just that they are horrible dishonest people who will say or do absolutely anything.

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 03:59 PM (eAZVt)

258 I'm still trying to square the logic that apparently Russia and Russian collusion is the biggest baddest thing ever with the fact that one of their leading candidates for the presidency FUCKING HONEYMOONED IN THE USSR. Am I missing something here? Isn't that a bad thing?
Posted by: kotter at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (saHCz)
++++++++++++++
History. From March 1917 until December 26 1991, Russia was not the enemy.

Since then, since they betrayal, it has been.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 03:59 PM (I2dne)

259 We hacked into Hillary's GPS and made Wisconsin disappear!
Bwahahahaha

Posted by: Not a Russian Agent at January 14, 2020 04:00 PM (kTF2Z)

260 Ve are peaceful Norvegan fishing men.

Posted by: Archer at January 14, 2020 04:00 PM (NXP9s)

261 Fusion and Crowdstrike, just propaganda factories.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:00 PM (oVJmc)

262 I find that if I blink a lot, they can't tell I'm an idiot.

Posted by: Nancy Peloshi at January 14, 2020 04:00 PM (CLteG)

263 Maybe they're pissing themselves out of fear of whatever Veritas has next.

Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 03:56 PM (J+mig)


Could be that. Or they are afraid that if the Mullahs collapse all of their secret dealings and kickbacks from Obama's deal might be made public by an outraged Iranian people.

Hey, I can speculate all sorts of scenarios of why they're going especially loony right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 04:00 PM (hLRSq)

264 I've got three really simple questions, that don't depend on any supposedly hack or altered data: (1) Did Hunter report all foreign earnings to the IRS? (Betcha he didn't.) (2) Did Hunter lobby on behalf of foreign entities, to his dad or anyone else? (Betcha he did. (3) Did he register as a foreign agent? (Of course not.) (4) Why hasn't his home been raided at dawn, with him hauled off to solitary, like Manafort? (You tell me.)

Posted by: Skeptic at January 14, 2020 04:00 PM (tomF2)

265 251 - exactly. They want to claim whatever comes out about Biden and Burisma is fake.

The impetus is probably the Senate trial moving forward - someone is going to ask the obvious question - was Hunter Biden worth investigating? The answer is duh, obviously. In which case the entire impeachment effort falls apart and looks silly. they can only head this off by somehow claiming everything about Bursima is fake fakey fake Russian bot information. It is a remarkably stupid play, but it is really all they have left. And who knows, the press will back them 110%, so they might pull it off.

The main problem is, just the bare facts are horrendous. i don't even need to know that Bursima was corrupt - they paid the crackhead son of the vice president $50k a month to do basically nothing. That, absent any other facts, looks like something Trump should investigate.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 14, 2020 04:00 PM (+DS2f)

266 252 Just pouring one down on the ground for D-Lamp here.
Posted by: My Give A Damn Is Busted at January 14, 2020 03:59 PM (N9BA5)

I'll pour one out, too.

Posted by: Golfman at January 14, 2020 04:01 PM (M3a0a)

267 We will see, this year, if the destruction of democrat credibility matters, or if people will continue to vote on tribal lines.

I know folks in my own family who CANNOT vote Republican. They have better odds of sucking chocolate starfish from between hairy mudflaps.

If the Democrats lose big time, then the Republic has a shot of lasting a bit longer.

If it's close...well, I keep saying 'buy ammo'...

Nothing lasts forever, not nations, not anything on this earth.

Except, maybe McDonald's hamburgers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:01 PM (l4C/z)

268 I drill though more than my fair share of tiles

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 04:01 PM (ZCEU2)

269 To her dying day, Humpback Hillary is going to publicly remind us of how she was swindled out of the 2016 presidency. So we've got that to look forward to.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2020 04:01 PM (+tWDL)

270 Ve are peaceful Norvegan fishing men.

Posted by: Archer at January 14, 2020 04:00 PM (NXP9s)

--------------------------
No you're not. You're filthy ice backs..

Posted by: Not a Russian Agent at January 14, 2020 04:01 PM (kTF2Z)

271 174 Gird those loins: Mitch McConnell doesn't rule out calling Hunter Biden to testify-

https://tinyurl.com/rdjsmfz
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 03:47 PM (wiXsO)

What about the other 3 sons of crooked Congresscritters?

Paul Pelosi - there is a video of him, where he welcomes the viewer to another Ukraine gas company as a representative of said company.

Chris Heinz - got paid by Ukranian company for "consulting".

The Romney kid also supposedly got paid, haven't seen the collaborating evidence yet, but they don't pay me to dig it up, either.

Mitch, call ALL OF THEM, then call Uncle Hoe Biden. Oh, make sure it is a "legal subpoena". Let's get to the bottom of all this Ukraine corruption on national TV.

Good times!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 04:01 PM (sy5kK)

272 :According to the New York Times, the timing of the breaches suggest that
the Russians could be trying to dig up "potentially embarrassing
material on the Bidens," just like they did to the Clintons in 2016."

Wait! There is embarrassing info? I thought Clintons and Bidens were as pure as the driven snow. Selfless, dedicated to public service... And no ways 'tard.

Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2020 04:02 PM (MxEKc)

273 ATC, They had to hack Burisma to save Burisma

It was the only way.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2020 04:02 PM (1glZx)

274 How can Democrats be so fucking stupid?


Their brand of living doesn't require intelligence. It merely requires commitment.

Dogged adherence to The Cause.
Posted by: garrett at

Working the base, boss. Working the base.

Posted by: Golfman at January 14, 2020 04:02 PM (M3a0a)

275 Hillary is getting killed on her Twitter thread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2020 03:55 PM (ptqGC)


Anyone accuse the account of being fake - everyone knows she was DRT at the bollard during the last election.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 04:02 PM (1g7ch)

276 De-lurking for a minute. Does anyone else find it curious that Burisma Holdings, a foreign oil and gas company, hired unqualified window-licker Hunter Biden to serve as a Board Director, and a couple of years later goes out and hires Top CIA Spook Cofer Black to also serve in the same role? The deep state is a global menace.

https://tinyurl.com/vmywyh6

Posted by: Vitigator at January 14, 2020 04:02 PM (+wc2x)

277 >>I drill though more than my fair share of tiles


Much prefer drilling through Hardwood.

Deep Pile Carpet can get a bit snaggy on the bit.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:02 PM (br0gZ)

278 I can't imagine Warren even needs cybersecurity, what with her unbreakable Navajo codes and all.

Posted by: John McAfee at January 14, 2020 04:02 PM (h5TKJ)

279 The Russians also hacked into our bank accounts and deposited millions of dollars.


We've been had!

Posted by: Joe and Hunter at January 14, 2020 04:03 PM (NSFCQ)

280 That tweet of hers isn't the least bit obvious, is it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:03 PM (oVJmc)

281 >>Maybe they're pissing themselves out of fear of whatever Veritas has next.

Or Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)

282 Didn't the purple lipped messiah mock Romney for describing Russia as a threat?
Why has that been forgotten?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 14, 2020 04:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

283 >1
bj6rnki7t6nki68

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:24 PM (30pUH)


You had me at bj.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 14, 2020 04:04 PM (sjdRT)

284 Any man hacks into Burisma spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2020 04:04 PM (kTF2Z)

285 Nothing lasts forever, not nations, not anything on this earth.

Except, maybe McDonald's hamburgers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:01 PM (l4C/z)



The two scientifically proven answers are:

A] Twinkies

B] Keith Richards


McDonald's burgers are only 20 years, and counting.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 04:04 PM (sy5kK)

286 @Hillary Clinton

My only question is will you stumble and get shoveled into a Scoobie van like a sack of onions again. Because I'm still looping that shit and laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 14, 2020 04:04 PM (3inwt)

287 you know who else was obsessed with the Russians?

Sir Edmund Hitler

Posted by: x at January 14, 2020 04:04 PM (nFwvY)

288 @257

Of course they know it's bullshit but the point of the exercise is narrative building, insulating the Biden's and creating an avenue of attack and deflection.


We are in a death struggle and the only person currently fighting for us is Donald Trump.


Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 14, 2020 04:04 PM (O0xJu)

289 Well, "racist" and "fascist" are losing their sting so I guess "Russian asset" is the new slogan. They need to have their fallbacks.

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 04:04 PM (RD7QR)

290 Is this the cyber security company run by the Awans?

Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2020 04:04 PM (xarPm)

291
Their brand of living doesn't require intelligence. It merely requires commitment.

Dogged adherence to The Cause.
Posted by: garrett


You might even say "Everything in the Cause, nothing outside the Cause, nothing against the Cause."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (UdCe2)

292 Those people have jettisoned every bit of reason and seriousness.

The kind of world they want should horrify everyone.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (Boy/L)

293 OT: 101 miles of border wall completed. With Washington actively fighting against it (and us).

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (Ibwur)

294 The latest at The Dispatch: Why conservatives should believe the democrats on Russian hacking... and everything else.

Also Stephen Hayes has a well researched and insightful article titled : ORANGE MAN BAD!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (pw+jk)

295 >>Nothing lasts forever


Except for Paula Abdul.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (br0gZ)

296 285 Nothing lasts forever, not nations, not anything on this earth.

Except, maybe McDonald's hamburgers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:01 PM (l4C/z)



The two scientifically proven answers are:

A] Twinkies

B] Keith Richards


McDonald's burgers are only 20 years, and counting.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 04:04 PM (sy5kK)

Good point, RE Keith Richards.

How on earth do we lose Neil Peart and Keith just keeps chuckling along...?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (l4C/z)

297 >>Maybe they're pissing themselves out of fear of whatever Veritas has next.

Or Ukraine.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++
Or Iran.
Or (hahahahaha) Durham.
Or (fill in the blank).

There's so much corruption from so many directions involving so many people. A lot of stuff seems to be coming to a head, so it could be any or all of it. Or just flooding the zone as a generic defense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (I2dne)

298  Nothing lasts forever, not nations, not anything on this earth. 


...


Yoo hoo!

Posted by: RBG at January 14, 2020 04:06 PM (NSFCQ)

299 We will see, this year, if the destruction of democrat credibility matters, or if people will continue to vote on tribal lines.

Spoiler Alert - it don't.

Politics for most people is Religion, and arguing Faith is like arguing Taste.

Posted by: My Give A Damn Is Busted at January 14, 2020 04:06 PM (N9BA5)

300 Oh doggeh...

@JamesOKeefeIII 34m

BREAKING: Our
@PVeritas_Action
reporters are outside the Ankeny, Iowa
@BernieSanders
office right now. It seems Kyle Jurek and other staff members have locked the doors, turned out the lights, and are held up inside to avoid answering our questions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 04:06 PM (UdCe2)

301 295 >>Nothing lasts forever


Except for Paula Abdul.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (br0gZ)

She's just forever your girl

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:06 PM (l4C/z)

302 Nothing lasts forever, even cold November Rain. not nations, not anything on this earth.

Except, maybe McDonald's hamburgers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020
++++++++++++
FIFY

Posted by: Guns 'N Roses at January 14, 2020 04:06 PM (I2dne)

303 2017 CALLED AND THEY WANT THEIR STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES BACK.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 14, 2020 04:06 PM (pw+jk)

304 Posted by: Vitigator at January 14, 2020 04:02 PM

Having the Deep State in you back pocket is the way to go

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 04:07 PM (ZCEU2)

305 So the claim is that Russians hacked the Burisma accounting system and funneled payments to a number of DemCong family members who then immediately (or some years later) notified their banks that the transfer was from unknown sources and needed to be turned back?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 04:07 PM (1g7ch)

306 148 Our fault. We haven't taken out the media. We continue to legitimize and indulge them. Call them fake news all you want, we're still sending our people out to their "interviews." "Thank you for having me, George..."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Indeed. This.
Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 03:43 PM (77WPm)


So very true.

Most of today's national press is not legitimate, they are government-controlled tools of the state.

Now they may not agree, but just look at their work product, day after day, for proof.

Tools. Of. Government.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 04:07 PM (sy5kK)

307 dig up "potentially embarrassing material on the Bidens," just like they did to the Clintons in 2016.

One would require an excavation tool akin to a teaspoon for such a thing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 04:08 PM (Boy/L)

308 So the claim is that Russians hacked the Burisma accounting system and funneled payments to a number of DemCong family members who then immediately (or some years later) notified their banks that the transfer was from unknown sources and needed to be turned back?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 04:07 PM (1g7ch)
+++++++++++++
That'll be hard when so much of it has been converted into hush money and blow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:08 PM (I2dne)

309 >>There's so much corruption from so many directions involving so many people. A lot of stuff seems to be coming to a head, so it could be any or all of it. Or just flooding the zone as a generic defense.

I doubt they picked Burisma out of a hat. The best way to insulate you from bad news coming from a particular place is to make that place toxic and the information unreliable.

There are billions of dollars of US tax dollars at play in Ukraine with pretty much zero oversight. This is bigger than Hunter Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)

310 Posted by: Guns 'N Roses at January 14, 2020 04:06 PM (I2dne)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:08 PM (l4C/z)

311
BREAKING: Russians Hack US Agriculture

After a season of rainfall-induced crop failures, anonymous sources within the intelligence community report that record rains in the midwest were caused by a top-secret Russian high-altitude cloud seeding experiment which the FSB has dubbed "Project ORANGEMAN 2020."

Early reports from private-sector firms indicate that the Russians initiated the program to reduce US agricultural supply, bolstering crop prices during Donald Trump's deleterious trade war with China, helping him retain votes in the heartland.

A source within the USDA is quoted as saying:

"Trump was able to win the Midwest in 2016 largely by virtue of a false epistemology among people in rural areas that helps these voters justify their manifold personal shortcomings through xenophobia.

But, racial hatred of brown people will not be enough to carry the day in 2020 if their pocketbooks are hurting and they can't afford opioids and Valu-Rite.

This provides a possible explanation for the Trump team's collusion with Putin to suppress US crop output."

Click HERE to read more...

Posted by: Your Insane Media at January 14, 2020 04:09 PM (fUqBx)

312 Tools. Of. Government.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 04:07 PM (sy5kK)
+++++++++++++
I wish. If they were, there would at least be some kind of excuse.

No, they do it by choice. They and the Party are tools of each other. One complex. One evil, corrupt complex.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:09 PM (I2dne)

313 Let me guess, this is to distract from the anti-mullahs protests in Iran. Can't have ordinary people thinking the Iranians don't love their oppressors.

Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2020 04:09 PM (xarPm)

314 The question has never been "Did the Russians want Hillary to lose?" It was "WHY did the Russians want Hillary to lose?" They bribed her in the Uranium One deal and she did not stay bought! Then she trashed Libya, the Russians base in the Middle East. And the Russians learned that Hillary could NOT be blackmailed with her server because the press would throw themselves under tanks to protect her and the US Justice system would throw themselves on the barbwire so she could run over their backs.
Hell yes the Russians wanted her to lose, she was a bigger crook than they are!

Posted by: JB1000 at January 14, 2020 04:09 PM (G3a/U)

315 OT: 101 miles of border wall completed. With Washington actively fighting against it (and us).

How are they obtaining the land? I was led to believe that building the wall would require building on a whole lot of private land.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 04:09 PM (9t0Zz)

316 299 Democratic Politics is name recognition, which is why defaming people sometimes just doesn't work; it sometimes just makes their name bigger.

Nearly all voters are mindless, they sign onto a party. Anyway how are you gonna figure out which of 50 different people are good to vote for? Either you vote your letter or you vote the name you recognize, in primaries it's both.
Between that and the voter fraud, results are explained.
The People have spoken!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:09 PM (Eg9+v)

317 It seems Kyle Jurek and other staff members have locked the doors, turned out the lights, and are held up inside to avoid answering our questions.


He's out of jail?

O'Keefe needs to see why this guy was arrested...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

318 There are billions of dollars of US tax dollars at play in Ukraine with pretty much zero oversight. This is bigger than Hunter Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++++
Of that, I am certain.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 04:09 PM (I2dne)

319 315: Eminent domain?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:09 PM (Eg9+v)

320 Crap, we've been found out, what's the emergency signal again?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 14, 2020 03:57 PM (ayFCE)

_________


"Ivan has a long mustache."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 04:10 PM (ihuvE)

321 Those editors think hard all right....with their erections.

Posted by: better pissed off than pissed on at January 14, 2020 04:10 PM (Y274z)

322 Hillary has lost control. Again.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 04:10 PM (GRKRm)

323 Those Bernie Bros yearning for gulags and violence? Yep, Russian agents.

Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2020 04:10 PM (MxEKc)

324 Why aren't the Democrats in Congress advancing sanctions on Russia for all their damned "election interference?" If it is so important (and obvious, since they are talking about it on Twitter), why doesn't Pelosi and Schumer get before the cameras and say, "We need to sanction Russia at the UN and in our trade negotiations bigly!!!"?

HMMM???!!!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 14, 2020 04:10 PM (aW5/6)

325 At some point, people have to start getting charged for this corruption - pick someone, fucking anyone at this point.

Otherwise they're only giving us Boogaloo as an option.

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 04:10 PM (77WPm)

326 The russians are laughing their drunk asses off at America for falling for all this disinformation.

Hey when is the left EVER going to want to do something for America and real Americans?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 04:10 PM (cEsBM)

327 Also
Nervous Nancy has finally lost it

Posted by: Summer of Love at January 14, 2020 04:10 PM (y4uUQ)

328 I'm still trying to square the logic that apparently Russia and Russian
collusion is the biggest baddest thing ever with the fact that one of
their leading candidates for the presidency FUCKING HONEYMOONED IN THE
USSR. Am I missing something here? Isn't that a bad thing?

Posted by: kotter at January 14, 2020 03:51 PM (saHCz)

===
Comrade that was noble social experiment called USSR. It was not run by correct people and allowed evil capitalist pigs to take down great USSR's grande experiment.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 14, 2020 04:10 PM (pw+jk)

329 Oh doggeh...

@JamesOKeefeIII 34m

BREAKING: Our
@PVeritas_Action
reporters are outside the Ankeny, Iowa
@BernieSanders
office right now. It seems Kyle Jurek and other staff members have locked the doors, turned out the lights, and are held up inside to avoid answering our questions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 04:06 PM (UdCe2)


One crazy shooter means every American gun owner has blood on their hands.

One abortion doctor harassed means every pro-life person in America is a danger to life and liberty.

If we had a functioning press corps, that doddering POS Bernie would have his staffer's words jammed down his corrupt throat 24/7.

But we don't. We have Project Veritas. And a worthless GOP doing everything they can to remove Trump and stamp a boot in his voters' faces.

Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (Ki5SV)

330 How do you know you've been banned?

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (R2gO3)

331 How on earth do we lose Neil Peart and Keith just keeps chuckling along...?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (l4C/z)

We know, right?

Posted by: Tom Petty, David Bowie, Prince... at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (CqE5x)

332 Flounder's waveform keeps collapsing when observed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (jW9oF)

333 322 Hillary has lost control. Again.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 04:10 PM (GRKRm)

Bowel or bladder?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (eYLmo)

334 To find embarrassing material on the Biden's is rather easy.They embarrass themselves daily.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (KNsKs)

335 >>There are billions of dollars of US tax dollars at play in Ukraine with pretty much zero oversight.


Money that totally couldn't have been used in any other way to improve american lives.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (br0gZ)

336 How on earth do we lose Neil Peart and Keith just keeps chuckling along...?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (l4C/z)

Because Keith is like the Highlander, everytime a musician dies he just keeps getting energized.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (Oq/TM)

337 How do you know you've been banned?
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (R2gO3)

When you make 1,000 comments and you get not a single response.

Posted by: Tom Petty, David Bowie, Prince... at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (CqE5x)

338 I'm not sure this Bernie stuff isn't going to help him. At least in the primaries...
Beyond that, well. It will likely sail as far as 'deplorables'.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (Eg9+v)

339 >330
How do you know you've been banned?

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (R2gO3

Your work output doubles and you get a big raise.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (sjdRT)

340 Heya to COBs,
can you unban Flounder?

He apparently got caught by the Troll B Gone.

I think his hash is "(1CjJc)"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (l4C/z)

341 How do you know you've been banned?

Depends on the venue.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (9t0Zz)

342 I can comment here at work, but when I try at home, I get a red page of "code".
Does this indicated I've been Barred? Ousted?

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (R2gO3)

343 Our democracy is so fragile it gets severely damaged when Russians hack a Ukrainian company.

Yet somehow it was able to survive the Chinese hacking into the Federal government personnel database.

Posted by: MAGA at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (bloh/)

344 How do you know you've been banned?
Posted by: Gunslinger


When you post, refresh and don't see your post.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (bd376)

345 Sock off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (Ki5SV)

346 Good Russian - 30 million dead. Bad Russian - being a meanie to paste eater

Posted by: rammajamma at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (xceTB)

347 The RUSSIANS!!! That's all I got. I know it's thin and overused, but my back is against the wall here.

Posted by: Nancy Peloshi at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (CLteG)

348 How are they obtaining the land? I was led to believe that building the wall would require building on a whole lot of private land.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 04:09 PM (9t0Zz)
--------------

There would almost have to be a "right of way" for government to patrol the border. Also, I can't imagine a lot of people who have had dealings with smugglers are really interested in kicking up a fuss over a wall built on their property.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (oBfF8)

349 340 >330
How do you know you've been banned?

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (R2gO3

Your work output doubles and you get a big raise.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (sjdRT)

Ya know....there is some truth to that...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (l4C/z)

350 How on earth do we lose Neil Peart and Keith just keeps chuckling along...?


Peart drifted pretty hard to the left, especially after he moved from Toronto to Hollywood. Apparently leftism *is* a medical disorder.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (ZGrMX)

351 Hey when is the left EVER going to want to do something for America and real Americans?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


The plan doesn't involve doing something for America.

The plan involves destroying it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (UdCe2)

352 How are they obtaining the land? I was led to believe that building the wall would require building on a whole lot of private land.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 04:09 PM (9t0Zz)


I would assume very broadly defined easements.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 04:13 PM (1g7ch)

353 How on earth do we lose Neil Peart and Keith just keeps chuckling along...?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (l4C/z)



Keith's been doing DIY chemotherapy since his teen years. He's killed off the weakness in his body and will live forever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:13 PM (oVJmc)

354 "How do you know you've been banned?"

when a troll hits the booze
and he whines about Jews

that is boring.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 04:13 PM (GRKRm)

355 >>How do you know you've been banned?


Some signs are Rectal Bleeding, Increased Flatulence accompanied by a Greasy Anal Discharge and in some cases Mild Vertigo.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:13 PM (br0gZ)

356 I've postulated this before about the Dem's current Russia Collusion Fairy Tale:

This is the Second Big Lie the Dems are foisting on America, this time to hide their collusion for most of the 20th century with Communism/Socialism. They're trying to pin Russia on Republicans.

The Dems' First Big Lie was Republicans Are Racissss!! to hide their own history of Slavery, Racism, KKK and abortion specifically targeted at minorities.

As always, the DemonRats lie and project, and are never called to account.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 14, 2020 04:13 PM (C/oM9)

357 Those demned Russkies are everywhere!!!

Posted by: setnaffa at January 14, 2020 04:14 PM (c4NCi)

358 But enough about Milo Ventimiglia

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:14 PM (l4C/z)

359 I can comment here at work, but when I try at home, I get a red page of "code".
Does this indicated I've been Barred? Ousted?
Posted by: Gunslinger

No. Pixy doesn't like how your home browser types. Something about unicode.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:14 PM (bd376)

360 Dropping tax money on foreign countries destabilizes them and then connected US parties can hoover up the detrius like financial remora.

It's a form of warfare.

Posted by: torabora at January 14, 2020 04:14 PM (Y274z)

361 Keith's been doing DIY chemotherapy since his teen years. He's killed off the weakness in his body and will live forever.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:13 PM (oVJmc)
------------

See also: Norm theory of beer drinking.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 04:14 PM (oBfF8)

362 >>I can comment here at work, but when I try at home, I get a red page of "code".
Does this indicated I've been Barred? Ousted?

Try rebooting your router to get a new IP. If you get a new IP and can post without the hammer of doom falling then you weren't banned on purpose.


Lot of trolls around lately so lots of IPs getting banned.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)

363 353 Mr Peebles, Keef is the triumph of catabolism over anabolism. At this point,Keef is 100% catabolic.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 04:14 PM (EUDB2)

364 Keith's been doing DIY chemotherapy since his teen years. He's killed off the weakness in his body and will live forever.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:13 PM (oVJmc)

It is going to be a shock when the day of demise finally happens

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2020 04:14 PM (CqE5x)

365 Hillary has lost control. Again.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 04:10 PM (GRKRm)

Bowel or bladder?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (eYLmo)


Pie hole.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 04:15 PM (5v15w)

366 353 How on earth do we lose Neil Peart and Keith just keeps chuckling along...?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:05 PM (l4C/z)


Keith's been doing DIY chemotherapy since his teen years. He's killed off the weakness in his body and will live forever.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:13 PM (oVJmc)

More human than human...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:15 PM (l4C/z)

367 Gee, did Hilly know the Rooskies were such hacker supremes when she was giving them our uranium supply?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

368 I can comment here at work, but when I try at home, I get a red page of "code".
Does this indicated I've been Barred? Ousted?
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 14, 2020 04:12 PM (R2gO3)


Go into your browser settings - turn off any kid of smart text option.

Its the quotation marks most likely. They gotta' be the straight kind - not the swirly kind.

Posted by: My Give A Damn Is Busted at January 14, 2020 04:15 PM (N9BA5)

369 How are they obtaining the land? I was led to believe that building the wall would require building on a whole lot of private land.
Posted by: bonhomme


the Roosevelt Reservation accounts for a third of it. the private owners can get eminent domained for an easement if they don't want to sell.

Posted by: x at January 14, 2020 04:15 PM (nFwvY)

370
It is going to be a shock when the day of demise finally happens

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2020 04:14 PM (CqE5x)



He's the new Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

371 While I thought this might be interesting, I now just assume that it is a lie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 14, 2020 03:31 PM (I2dne)

-----------------

That is my attitude these days.

Soviets again, hm? Could this be Bernie trying to take out Biden? I'm sure Vlad would do him a solid.

Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2020 04:15 PM (xarPm)

372 I can comment here at work, but when I try at home, I get a red page of "code".
Does this indicated I've been Barred? Ousted?
Posted by: Gunslinger


On your home browser, you will have to go in and manually replace every punctuation mark. Pain in the ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:16 PM (bd376)

373 At some point, people have to start getting charged for this corruption - pick someone, fucking anyone at this point.


Yeah, we need sumpn. I'm usually a cockeyed optimist (or at least one of those syllables) but I was thinking today about the Hillary! server thing.

We know she used a non .gov server for official business. We know Obama knew it because he e-mailed his SoS. We're pretty sure she did this to hide the (relatively mild, now that we know more of what's going on) corruption of the CGI shaking down foreign governments for pittances.

Really, a half million a shot seems like pocket change now.

But we know all of this and we have good guys in charge now and we still chase every new squirrel. Why isn't Hillary! in the crosshairs?

I wish to be cheered up. Please cheer me up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 04:16 PM (gd9RK)

374 Bad Boys For Life and Doittle have no rating on rotten tomatoes, Tuesday PM.

F @ YOU, IT'S JANUARY. as RedLetter Media say.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 14, 2020 04:16 PM (GRKRm)

375 How do you know you've been banned?

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (R2gO3)

-------------------------
First right click on the thread and hit select all. Paste that into the comment box and hit post. If it doesn't show up, you've been banned.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2020 04:16 PM (kTF2Z)

376 So OANN is now reporting that the HOR is going to vote on sending the impeachment resolution to the Senate?

Where the hell is THAT in the Constitution?

Posted by: DocJ at January 14, 2020 04:16 PM (77WPm)

377 Lot of trolls around lately so lots of IPs getting banned.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)

And hacked!!

Posted by: Krugman at January 14, 2020 04:16 PM (CqE5x)

378 Also, don't do any of that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2020 04:16 PM (kTF2Z)

379 344 How do you know you've been banned?
Posted by: Gunslinger


your shelves fall down

Posted by: x at January 14, 2020 04:17 PM (nFwvY)

380 What has brought out the trolls today?

Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 04:17 PM (a0IVu)

381 I was hacked. Well, until Andrew Breitbart exposed me after I exposed myself.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 14, 2020 04:17 PM (8X42K)

382 I wish to be cheered up. Please cheer me up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 04:16 PM (gd9RK)
--------------

Hillary will never be president of the United States.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 04:17 PM (oBfF8)

383 First right click on the thread and hit select all.
Paste that into the comment box and hit post. If it doesn't show up,
you've been banned.


Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2020 04:16 PM (kTF2Z)


It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 14, 2020 04:17 PM (88+cf)

384 380 What has brought out the trolls today?
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 04:17 PM (a0IVu)

Bernie supporters outed as Commie Leftists by Veritas.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:17 PM (l4C/z)

385 How do you know you've been banned?
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (R2gO3)

When you make 1,000 comments and you get not a single response.
Posted by: Tom Petty, David Bowie, Prince... at January 14, 2020 04:11 PM (CqE5x)


I thought you people were just rude.

Posted by: Komrade Kazi at January 14, 2020 04:18 PM (0x00j)

386 He's the new Abe Vigoda.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

Exactly.
It's going to take a Corleone to finally whack Keith....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2020 04:18 PM (CqE5x)

387 Take a skillet gunslinger - heat that bitch to cherry red. Then knock the fuck out of your home PC with it.

Trust me.

Posted by: My Give A Damn Is Busted at January 14, 2020 04:18 PM (N9BA5)

388 Hillary has lost control. Again.

Posted by: Zombie Ian Curtis at January 14, 2020 04:18 PM (0CeRG)

389 380 What has brought out the trolls today?
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 04:17 PM (a0IVu)

It's a Mossad false flag operation to create the false appearance of an increase in anti-Semitism in the US. It's all rather complicated.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 04:18 PM (eYLmo)

390
never dive where it's shallow
be sure that you land
in water, you otter, it's softer than sand

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:18 PM (0otOH)

391 355 >>How do you know you've been banned?


Some signs are Rectal Bleeding, Increased Flatulence accompanied by a Greasy Anal Discharge and in some cases Mild Vertigo.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:13 PM (br0gZ)

Sounds like a night in Vegas...

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 04:18 PM (RD7QR)

392 How do I get my cut of that sweet sweet Bloomberg/ sanders troll cash?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 04:18 PM (dNzKv)

393 I wish to be cheered up. Please cheer me up.

https://youtu.be/iyIUYMhLHrU

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 14, 2020 04:18 PM (wCmLp)

394 Oh no! It's the ingenious phishing attack!

Posted by: Al Crapton at January 14, 2020 04:19 PM (rFIn5)

395 How do you know you've been banned?


You get a note in the finest calligraphy delivered on a silver tray held by white-gloved hands.

We're classy with assholes that way.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 04:19 PM (gd9RK)

396 Its the quotation marks most likely. They gotta' be the straight kind - not the swirly kind.
Posted by: My Give A Damn Is Busted at January 14, 2020 04:15 PM (N9BA5)
----
I saw Swirly Quote Marks open for The Tubes at the Whiskey in '82.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2020 04:19 PM (jW9oF)

397 So the Iranians shot two missiles at that passenger jet it turns out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2020 04:19 PM (r+sAi)

398 315, A lot of it is government land anyway. Some of it is private land but a lot of property owners along the border have been having their property trashed by illegals and smugglers en route to other places. A few of those folks are benefiting from those unpleasant folks and raise a fuss.

Govt can take it anyway under eminent domain for just compensation and given that a lot of it is desert, it is not worth very much.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 04:19 PM (EUDB2)

399 Do you think Russia ever gets tired of being blamed for everything?

Like the woke up today and yet another story about how they did something to Hillary or Sleepy Joe and they're like, seriously? Again with this shit?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 04:19 PM (FIhRE)

400 And now Turtle says trial likely to start next week...

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 04:19 PM (1g7ch)

401 I wish to be cheered up. Please cheer me up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 04:19 PM (bd376)

402 356: When you're in power, you call the shots. Foundations, permanent gov't, unis, press -- who exactly would hold the Democrats to account? "The People"? Well, they voted for Trump; that's about the extent of their power.
In any case, if you can control the narrative of what is bad ("racism", "prison camps" etc) it's not necessary to 'hold someone to account'; it's only necessary to call them what they "are" (bearing in mind, what the definition of 'is', is.)

If the conservatives had the power to hold the Democrats to account for their foibles, the foibles for which they'd be being held to account for would be much different. Personally, I'd say "ruling badly for ninety years and keeping company with Anarchists, creating the Soviet Union, the EU and the UN" is probably closer to what you're looking for.
Then again, a ruling conservative faction would be Statist by nature. Perhaps it's never meant to be!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 14, 2020 04:19 PM (Eg9+v)

403 It's the only way to be sure.


Yes .. well ... hmm ... quite.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2020 04:20 PM (0otOH)

404 >>>300 Oh doggeh...

>>>@JamesOKeefeIII 34m

>>>BREAKING: Our
>>>@PVeritas_Action
>>>reporters are outside the Ankeny, Iowa
>>>@BernieSanders
>>>office right now. It seems Kyle Jurek and other staff members >>>have locked the doors, turned out the lights, and are held up >>>inside to avoid answering our questions.
>>>Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 04:06 PM(UdCe2)

current odds he comes out crying like a bitch and completely folds on all his grandiose talk (ass wipes who talk like this are usually the last ones in the fight but started it all by talking a ton of shit and never backing it up).

Posted by: kotter at January 14, 2020 04:20 PM (saHCz)

405 There's a Burisma in my pants and it's Rooskies all the way down.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at January 14, 2020 04:20 PM (vtcmf)

406
384 380 What has brought out the trolls today?
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2020 04:17 PM (a0IVu)

Bernie supporters outed as Commie Leftists by Veritas.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:17 PM (l4C/z)


I was shocked to discover that the supporters of an avowed Marxist might have some totalitarian tendencies.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 04:20 PM (hLRSq)

407 Jacked up Nood

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 04:20 PM (1g7ch)

408 Dimitri, you've lost ANOTHER server?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2020 03:30 PM (YslsA)

ya govoryu tol'ko po servers.

Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at January 14, 2020 04:20 PM (TAkZ9)

409 397 So the Iranians shot two missiles at that passenger jet it turns out.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2020 04:19 PM (r+sAi)

Obviously Trump's fault.

Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

410 "It is going to be a shock when the day of demise finally happens



Posted by: JoeF"


I prefer to think he slip into a form of drug induced suspended animation and will survive for eternity this way.


Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2020 04:21 PM (MxEKc)

411 willowed again

Posted by: Jerry at January 14, 2020 04:21 PM (vtcmf)

412 Sounds like a night in Vegas...

Posted by: joncelli,

=====
*Checks list of possible future vacations*
*crosses off Las Vegas*
*crosses it off again *

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2020 04:21 PM (N1CMU)

413 How do you know you've been banned?


Some signs are Rectal Bleeding, Increased Flatulence accompanied by a Greasy Anal Discharge and in some cases Mild Vertigo.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:13 PM (br0gZ)

Sounds like a night in Vegas...
Posted by: joncelli, (RD7QR) because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 04:18 PM


Sounds like Otterosis.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2020 04:21 PM (5v15w)

414 Another guy with a funny/pretentious first name going to work for whoeverthehell Burisma actually is.
What secret handshake societies is this cat in?

Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 04:22 PM (RuIsu)

415 New thread Horde

Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (Oq/TM)

416 "It is going to be a shock when the day of demise finally happens



Posted by: JoeF"


I prefer to think he slip into a form of drug induced suspended animation and will survive for eternity this way.


Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2020 04:21 PM (MxEKc)



I'd like him to molt his carcass and a new 20 year old Keith Richards emerges-


and becomes an accountant.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (9X624)

417 I wish to be cheered up. Please cheer me up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 04:16 PM (gd9RK)
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Hillary will never be president of the United States.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 04:17 PM (oBfF



Oh. Well done, sir. Well done.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)

418
How on earth do we lose Neil Peart and Keith just keeps chuckling along...?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.


Keith has a portrait of himself in the attic. It remains young looking but it's dead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (aKsyK)

419 FOR THE POSTER WHO WANTED TO BE CHEERED UP.

Well, we have Bernie Sanders' nutcases holed up in Iowa, and then we have this wonderful Iowa woman who fostered more than 600 kids:

https://tinyurl.com/sj8wwnx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 04:24 PM (WI7YS)

420 But we know all of this and we have good guys in charge now and we still chase every new squirrel. Why isn't Hillary! in the crosshairs?

I wish to be cheered up. Please cheer me up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2020 04:16 PM (gd9RK)

1. Hell is waiting for Hilary with open maw.
2. Brennah Black
3. It's snowing in Seattle
4. Guns are at an all time high in quality and all time low in price
5. Cat/dog videos

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (l4C/z)

421 191 Full Audits for EVERY Member of Congress.

Their Staffs.

Their Families.


ALL of them.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 03:49 PM (br0gZ)

A BRILLIANT IDEA, GARRETT!


Or give them the option of immediately retiring from Congress instead of any investigation. Let them know there will be jail time for the guilty. Public humiliation and shame for the whole family.

Most, I am guessing, would take up that offer and resign.

Much better than term limits!

Seriously, this is a GREAT idea!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (sy5kK)

422 Sorry, Bander. Didn't realize it was you who needed cheering up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (WI7YS)

423 Take a skillet gunslinger - heat that bitch to cherry red.



That's my favorite flavor.

Posted by: Mr. Jimmy at the Drugstore at January 14, 2020 04:25 PM (gd9RK)

424
I saw Greasy Anal Discharge open for Sha Na Na at Woodstock. But it was 1972 and I was alone in a field...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2020 04:26 PM (zBaqJ)

425 >>So the Iranians shot two missiles at that passenger jet it turns out.



Give'em BOTH Barrels, Hakhim!

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 04:27 PM (br0gZ)

426 Wow. Her Heinous just won't let it go, will she?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 14, 2020 04:30 PM (HaL55)

427 Doolittle looks ridiculous,just too the basic concept and went banannas with CGI.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2020 04:32 PM (KNsKs)

428 We need to really think about what kind of world we're leaving to Keith Richards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 14, 2020 04:33 PM (HaL55)

429 How woyuls hey know unless they were inside Burisma's messages and hard drives themselves?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 14, 2020 04:38 PM (IPkq3)

430 If you are a young dude with the first name "Seth" and working on the Biden campaign and an FBI agent approaches you...run.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 14, 2020 04:41 PM (cCrQI)

431 current odds he comes out crying like a bitch and completely folds on all his grandiose talk (ass wipes who talk like this are usually the last ones in the fight but started it all by talking a ton of shit and never backing it up).
Posted by: kotter at January 14, 2020 04:20 PM (saHCz)


Doesn't matter. That fucking Sanders prick should have the "gulag" and "re-education camps" shit hung around his turkey-wattled neck like a pair of Scankles' urine-soaked, skidmarked Depends.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 14, 2020 04:45 PM (Ki5SV)

432 213
More likely a server with hacking tools that spoof Russian hacking tools.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 03:40 PM (ZLI7S)

Google "shadow brokers nsa" for more.

Posted by: Garthe Knight at January 14, 2020 04:58 PM (el849)

433 Hey Democrats, the 1980's called. They'd like their foreign policy back.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2020 05:06 PM (z79tQ)

434 Poor Hillary. Seeing the world through a green glass bottle with a screw top must be tedious.

Posted by: aelfheld at January 14, 2020 05:35 PM (IxDhF)

435 The tip-off: the cyber-security firm is named AlibiHunterStrike.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 14, 2020 05:43 PM (Ndje9)

436 Undercover John Huber should be hanging his head in shame and embarrassment after letting career shitheel criminal Hillary Clinton skate.

Posted by: Iman at January 14, 2020 06:23 PM (Y8JQ4)

437 Did this hacking occur before or after Seth Rich was murdered?

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at January 14, 2020 06:40 PM (Qc+Wp)

438 Saying the Russians have hacked Burisma doesn't really say much of anything in and of itself and it definitely doesn't mean the hacking was to help Trump. That is unless you could demonstrate that the Russians ONLY hacked Burisma, but even that wouldn't prove anything else. I'd suspect any Ukrainian company of any significance has been hacked by the Russians -- Burisma would just be one in a very long list. What really would be news is if Burisma hadn't been hacked.

Posted by: Jim Underwood at January 20, 2020 12:10 PM (P7ef0)

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