National Championship Thread

Chants of USA, and applause for Trump and Melania.




Posted by: Ace at 08:43 PM




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Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 08:44 PM (NSFCQ)

2 Cool

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 08:44 PM (+0uDE)

3 TD Clemson.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:46 PM (r+sAi)

4 Very nice!

Also, willowed: hi, hogmartin!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 08:46 PM (/+bwe)

5 Transitioning Trevor scores first.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2020 08:46 PM (6wO7K)

6 I hope they show up at the Superbowl too.

Pregame and a halftime appearance in the booth would negate the $10 million dollars Nanny Bloomberg is going to spend on commercials.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 08:46 PM (+0uDE)

7 Clemson draws first blood

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:46 PM (oZuI0)

8 Trevor Lawrence looks like Prince Charming from Shrek. And just as smug.

*I know, it's just sour grapes from a grumpy Buckeye.

Posted by: April at January 13, 2020 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

9 Nice!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at January 13, 2020 08:47 PM (RZWC0)

10 President Trump is gone before the next election, Without popular support, he cannot continue in this high office!

/s

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (BiNEL)

11 'Murica!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

12 Special guest star Brian Bosworth as the Sheriff.

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (786Ro)

13 Yes!!!!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (JoUsr)

14 If Trump pronounces it "Clempson".....well, he's already got South Carolina's electoral votes.

We just need to know who to vote for in the Dem primary.

Posted by: Operation Miklosian Chaos at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (QzkSJ)

15 Nothing wrong with hippie hair as long as he doesn't listen to rap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (r+sAi)

16 I could be happy with either of these teams winning.

Both from red states. Both with cool coaches.

And most importantly, neither is Alabama.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (3S5Yp)

17 April is a nicer Buckeye than me tonight.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (6wO7K)

18 She so purty.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (Qf83p)

19 Is there a streaming link to the game?

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (K22Va)

20 You know who else was applauded in a stadium ?

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (0AHn5)

21 10 President Trump is gone before the next election, Without popular support, he cannot continue in this high office!

/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 08:48 PM (BiNEL)

I was about to say while reading this "Kurt seems less strident. Maybe he got laid..."

It is hard to parody trolls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (2B9A/)

22 Go Clemson! When my dad attended way back, they had a live tiger as a mascot,

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

23 Cheers for the President. So these aren't Washington Nationals fans.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 08:50 PM (aS1PU)

24 Those six soldiers/sailors/airmen flanking the President and First Lady can't march for sh*t.

Granted, the drumbeats were at a pretty fast pace which may have thrown them off.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 08:50 PM (m45I2)

25
*furious whispers at ESPN*

"Can't we mute that?"
"Listen to those crackers*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:50 PM (7rVsF)

26 I think on the espn website dartist, but I understand there is a big outage.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 08:50 PM (r+sAi)

27 Why do the Clemson Tigers have puppy dog feet on their helmets?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 08:50 PM (m45I2)

28 Coaches' film room broadcast on ESPU is kind of interesting.

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 08:50 PM (786Ro)

29 I thought college football was done on Bowl day!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 08:50 PM (CjFDo)

30 That's MY PRESIDENT!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 08:50 PM (PkVlr)

31 If Trump pronounces it "Clempson"...well, he's already got South Carolina's electoral votes.

The question is who he wants us to vote for in the Dem primary.

Posted by: Operation Miklosian Chaos at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (QzkSJ)

32 What's this the national championship of? I mean of what is this this the national championship? I mean national championship of what is this?
What are the team's involved?
I've always been a big fan of the participles dangling.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

33 So, a 21 year old chick poses as a guy to molest 13 year old girls.

Gets 8 years.

WTAF?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (2B9A/)

34 No homo, but this is a great President, the kind we have deserved but not had for far too long!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (BiNEL)

35 No matter who wins the game, that opening ceremony made it worth it! Between this and the opening ceremony for the Army-Navy game, I can die happy. Let's see whether the Super Bowl can live up to this... or not. (Spoiler: not holding my f*cking breath...)

Posted by: Mattski at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (u6VIU)

36 Real America.

Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (NSFCQ)

37 Why do the Clemson Tigers have puppy dog feet on their helmets?
Posted by: Muldoon

helmutts

Posted by: Operation Miklosian Silliness at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (QzkSJ)

38 If Trump pronounces it "Clempson"...well, he's already got South Carolina's electoral votes.

--

Anything but "Clemzon."

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 08:52 PM (JoUsr)

39 30: nurse, too bad about he seahawks last night. now my packers can be destroyed by the niners. it will be a bloodbath.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:52 PM (KP5rU)

40 What's this the national championship of? I mean of what is this this the national championship? I mean national championship of what is this?
What are the team's involved?
I've always been a big fan of the participles dangling.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 13, 2020 08:51 PM (Uu+Jp)


Those are all valid questions.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)

41 It's great to be an born American, a South Carolinian turned Texan, and Clemson fan practically from birth.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:52 PM (UUkQp)

42 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (2B9A/)

Just trying to keep the Horde on their toes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (BiNEL)

43 That is really heartening to see.. two USA's..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (CjFDo)

44 30
Hiya Nurse

Did you get any snow in WS?
None here but the mountains got hammered.
Not a lot of global warming there.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (Tt761)

45 17 Jen, I am trying.

Posted by: April at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (OX9vb)

46 OT, I just want to thank whomever it was that gave the heads up earlier today to update Windows7!

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (MTxDQ)

47 Is other sportsball news allowed here?

What's up with the Asstros? The players steal signs, using video and trashcans... and the manager and GM are suspended and fired?

Neither one of them knew. No one is suggesting they did.

As they say though, you can't fire the players. Just give them more steroids, and send 'em back out there.

The Asstros won't win another World Series in my lifetime.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (hku12)

48 It's great to be an born American, a South Carolinian turned Texan, and Clemson fan practically from birth.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:52 PM (UUkQp)


I'll give you two out of three!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 08:54 PM (BiNEL)

49 What's this the national championship of?

Trumpland.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2020 08:54 PM (Ibwur)

50 The lesson so far tonight: don't underestimate Clemson

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 08:54 PM (1qrtS)

51 Hrothgar, you have mail!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

52
Anything but "Clemzon."
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 08:52 PM (JoUsr)


*sniffs snootily*

"Claim-ZAWN"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:54 PM (7rVsF)

53 The Championship of which is National.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 08:54 PM (Qf83p)

54 Clems son looks like the better team

Posted by: Priapism at January 13, 2020 08:54 PM (ucNdt)

55 Northernlurker - college football.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)

56 I have ZERO expectations for the Super Bowl.

This game was the perfect venue for PDJT as well as our National Anthem

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:55 PM (a4qVe)

57 OT, I just want to thank whomever it was that gave the heads up earlier today to update Windows7!

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (MTxDQ)


Think it is way past time for a Linux conversion!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 08:55 PM (BiNEL)

58 Is it the national championship of droning mullahs?

"And the missile just hit al-Habibi right when he was inspecting an arms depot... and his spleen is going long... RIGHT INTO THE MINARET.

"That's GOTTA hurt!"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 08:55 PM (ykYG2)

59 The Asstros won't win another World Series in my lifetime.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (hku12)
+++++++++++++
Don't count 'em out. Loads of talent on that team. They're still good. Losing the GM, manager, draft picks, and respect will hurt - but athletes like getting respect back, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 08:55 PM (1qrtS)

60 I vote on Super Tuesday.

I am wondering who I should vote for? I am thinking Yang, or whoever is doing worse of the Bernie and Biden Trainwrecks. I have six weeks to decide.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 08:55 PM (+0uDE)

61 Show Dabo the best Dabo Girls we have.

Posted by: Quark at January 13, 2020 08:55 PM (oZuI0)

62 Mmmmm that Clemson QB!!

Posted by: Pete Buttjuices at January 13, 2020 08:56 PM (eYLLL)

63 I have a picture of my great granddaddy in the first graduating Clemson class, hanging on a wall.

They wore Clemson military gray.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)

64
What's up with the Asstros? The players steal signs, using video and trashcans... and the manager and GM are suspended and fired?

When did sign stealing become scandalous?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:56 PM (7rVsF)

65 Why cant I use punctuation when I post from iPad
It dumps on me every time

Posted by: Priapism at January 13, 2020 08:56 PM (ucNdt)

66 Clemson University v Louisiana State U.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)

67 Chavez, All good. I'm going to be in San Diego next weekend anyway. And you could threaten to pull out my fingernails and I wouldn't root for the 9ers. Lousy, nasty fans and assholes for players. Go Packers!

Winston,
Yes, snow in west Seattle. It's very pretty, but not much accumulation.

Oooorah!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 08:56 PM (PkVlr)

68 and I hate that the one time the 'Stros win, they have an asterisk on their W. (As if the Red Sox and the Yankees weren't caught doing the same sh!t that year.)

Ah well. in the long term, we're all dead.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 08:57 PM (ykYG2)

69 Burrow looks like he's already in midseason Bengals form right now.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2020 08:57 PM (Ojki1)

70 When did sign stealing become scandalous?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:56 PM (7rVsF)
++++++++++++++
When they borrowed a TV feed in real-time to signal to the batter. You can steal signs all you want, but not by electronic means. Have to use your own lyin' eyes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 08:57 PM (1qrtS)

71 🏈

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 08:57 PM (786Ro)

72 College football fans in the south > Northern NFL fans

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 08:57 PM (3S5Yp)

73 Commissar Hrothgar, which did I not get right?

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:57 PM (UUkQp)

74 It's the 2� Championship?

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 08:57 PM (786Ro)

75 I'm watching Critical Drinker on Youtube comment on The Witcher and make fart jokes.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 08:58 PM (ykYG2)

76 Burrow looks like he's already in midseason Bengals form right now.
Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2020 08:57 PM (Ojki1)
++++++++++++++
He has looked not like himself based on the past year. I wonder if the ridiculous three week break is a factor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 08:58 PM (1qrtS)

77 try again

2🏈 20

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 08:58 PM (786Ro)

78 67: agree, nurse.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:58 PM (KP5rU)

79 What's up with the Asstros? The players steal signs, using video and trashcans... and the manager and GM are suspended and fired?
------------------------------
When did sign stealing become scandalous?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 08:56 PM (7rVsF)


They were using cameras. Tech is where the line gets drawn.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:58 PM (hku12)

80 try again
...
Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 08:58 PM (786Ro)
+++++++++++
Nailed it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (1qrtS)

81 Clemson has a beautiful campus, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

82 When I am elected President, I will make sure there are tampon dispensers in every locker room.

23 Skidoo and a Kotex for you! Here, pull my finger.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (Z+IKu)

83 Futbol uber alles!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

84 Here's a free stream.

http://tinyurl.com/uw4gns9

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (K22Va)

85 Bet that entire stadium smells like corn dogs

Posted by: Priapism at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (ucNdt)

86 I have a New Year's resolution to stay out of The Barrel. So far, so good.

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (oZuI0)

87 Speaking of cheerleaders I've been watching Cheer on Netflix. It's pretty good.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

88
Why cant I use punctuation when I post from iPad
It dumps on me every time

Posted by: Priapism at January 13, 2020 08:56 PM


Quick, Commissioner Gordon: turn on the hogmartin signal!

(whilst you wait, go into settings & turn off "Smart Punctuation")

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (5wTO9)

89 Why cant I use punctuation when I post from iPad

It dumps on me every time

Posted by: Priapism at January 13, 2020 08:56 PM (ucNdt)

Go to settings and turn off smart punctuation. That should cure it.

Posted by: tech support pleased to be helping you! at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (/LQkF)

90 And just like that

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (XLMfY)

91 now my packers can be destroyed by the niners. it will be a bloodbath.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 08:52 PM (KP5rU)

===

I won't be watching those f*cking commies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (EZebt)

92 TD LSU

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (oZuI0)

93 Nurse
Glad you have a little snow for pretty. Just watch out for the stoner loons out trying to drive in it.
Several bad memories of that. Plus, walking across the golf course there and having coyotes wanting to play fetch in the snow.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (Tt761)

94 Tie ballgame!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (PkVlr)

95 damn

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 08:59 PM (nfcV2)

96 Yes, snow in west Seattle. It's very pretty, but not much accumulation.

Snow? Old friends from college live there. I shall taunt them.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2020 09:00 PM (Ibwur)

97 and I hate that the one time the 'Stros win, they have an asterisk on their W. (As if the Red Sox and the Yankees weren't caught doing the same sh!t that year.)

Ah well. in the long term, we're all dead.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 08:57 PM (ykYG2)


The Steroid Sox '18 are next.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:00 PM (hku12)

98 Yes!!!! TD LSU!

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2020 09:00 PM (6wO7K)

99 Touchdown yella tigers!

Posted by: April at January 13, 2020 09:00 PM (OX9vb)

100 That's more like what I'm used to seeing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:00 PM (1qrtS)

101 The Burrow kid has a strong Alex P. Keaton vibe. Maybe with a touch of Sean Austin's Rudy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 09:00 PM (JoUsr)

102 Hrothgar, you have mail!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 08:54 PM (ptqGC)


Yes ma'am and so do you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:00 PM (BiNEL)

103 What's this the national championship of?



Trumpland.


America That Was

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:01 PM (nfcV2)

104
TD, Ole War Skule

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 09:01 PM (7rVsF)

105 Touchdown yella tigers!
Posted by: April at January 13, 2020 09:00 PM (OX9vb)
++++++++++++
Nice and confusing have both teams be Tigers.

Might be easier on the announcers, though...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:01 PM (1qrtS)

106 That Packers/Seattle game was really good yesterday..
But I'm not sure how much more steam the Pack has in them.. I like Rodgers and would like to see them move on.. but I'm not sure they got the chops..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 09:01 PM (CjFDo)

107 All tied up and the people rooting for the white laundry breathe a sigh of relief.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 09:01 PM (r+sAi)

108 They keep showing a picture of Burrows in a suit, he looks like a real estate agent

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 09:02 PM (a4qVe)

109 65 Why cant I use punctuation when I post from iPad
It dumps on me every time
Posted by: Priapism at January 13, 2020 08:56 PM (ucNdt)

Get rid of smart punctuation.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 09:02 PM (+0uDE)

110 I'd bet that T Law gets laid a lot

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 09:02 PM (XLMfY)

111 Think it is way past time for a Linux conversion!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 08:55 PM (BiNEL)

I'm not nearly technical to attempt that.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 09:02 PM (MTxDQ)

112 At the pro and NCAA Division 1 levels, it should be re-named "throwball."

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:02 PM (AMIL/)

113 Using cameras to collect signals is bad? I didn't know that.

Posted by: Bill Belichick at January 13, 2020 09:02 PM (Ojki1)

114 The Burrow kid has a strong Alex P. Keaton vibe. Maybe with a touch of Sean Austin's Rudy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 09:00 PM



The real life Rudy once visited my workplace to give a motivational speech. Someone in management thought it would be a good idea to play the movie on the office's wall mount TV screens - over and over, all, day, long.

But that never happens when Real Rudy pays someone a visit. /s

I blamed HR.

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 09:02 PM (786Ro)

115 The Asstros won't win another World Series in my lifetime.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (hku12)
+++++++++++++
Don't count 'em out. Loads of talent on that team. They're still good. Losing the GM, manager, draft picks, and respect will hurt - but athletes like getting respect back, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 08:55 PM (1qrtS)


Losing Luhnow is going to be the big loss. I don't understand their thinking here, neither the crook commish Manfredy or Crane, the owner.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:03 PM (hku12)

116 O/T

I went the bathroom on my way out of work today. I was using one urinal and the other one was also occupied. I hear running from outside, the door flies open, and someone (I have no idea who) rushes into a stall. I hear water hit water and then the person shouted, "Go, go gadget bladder!"

He must've really needed to go.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:03 PM (1qrtS)

117 it should be re-named "throwball."

or "flingball"

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:03 PM (nfcV2)

118
America That Was
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist


And Will Be Again

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 09:03 PM (7rVsF)

119 '23 Skidoo and a Kotex to You!'

Well played.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 09:03 PM (2B9A/)

120 Hiya. Can we have a little post about Megxit, please?

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:04 PM (A7tBu)

121 I'm surprised that Brian Dennehey took so minor a role as playing the concession stand tonight.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2020 09:04 PM (gd9RK)

122 73 Commissar Hrothgar, which did I not get right?
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 08:57 PM (UUkQp)


Got mixed feelings about that Clemson affiliation, but I may have to recalibrate.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:04 PM (BiNEL)

123 Apparently blocking in the back is just fine with these refs from the PAC 12

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2020 09:04 PM (6wO7K)

124 Two pretty sorta good QBs here.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:04 PM (Qf83p)

125 Burrows looks like a salesman in his suit.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (sYDum)

126 Thanks everyone. The more you know !

Posted by: Priapism at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (ucNdt)

127 Touchdown yella tigers!

How do you say Tigers in Cajun?

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (786Ro)

128 120 Hiya. Can we have a little post about Megxit, please?
Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:04 PM (A7tBu)

--The Horde has gone to the dogs

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (oZuI0)

129
Pleasant day. No boss tearing a strip off me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (7rVsF)

130 Call the bambulance.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (r+sAi)

131 As one of those Tulane Boys, I hope to see LSU stomped.

Fergit hell.

Posted by: Miklos, old passions die hard at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

132 Hiya. Can we have a little post about Megxit, please?
Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:04 PM (A7tBu)
+++++++++++
Megxit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (1qrtS)

133 Pac12 refs SUCK! Hate hate them.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (sYDum)

134 124 Two pretty sorta good QBs here.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:04 PM (Qf83p)

--Probably the next two #1 overall picks

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (oZuI0)

135 .How do you say Tigers in Cajun?

TEE gray

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (iTXRQ)

136 It's the Pac12 officials?


BWAH HAHAHAHAHA! They SUCK!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (PkVlr)

137 How do you say Tigers in Cajun?


**********


Tigraux

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (m45I2)

138 The girl QB for Clemson is pretty good.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (TLxpZ)

139 http://bit.ly/30kbZwY
********
BREAKING: Russians Hack Ukrainian Gas Company Tied To Bidens: "Attacks Were Successful"
The Daily Wire

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (BqBId)

140 The only thing I care about with this years Super Bowl is that the Baltimore Ravens won't be in it.

Heh!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (hpQ4w)

141 I burned dinner tonight. As God is my witness, I thought I turned the crockpot on low.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (A7tBu)

142 106; chitown, the niners dline will eat the packers lunch. i'm afraid it's their year.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (KP5rU)

143 Not watching the game, because fuck ESPN, but ...

...you have to wonder what Barky makes of this, signs of genuine affection from masses of people (what Reds would call "THE masses"), who gave him at best tepid applause unless it was from specially selected audiences, e.g., CPUSA members, MS-13, BLM, Muslims, bathhouse denizens, and other committed Democrat constituencies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (DXT9A)

144 Eternal truths

Rudy was offside
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (XLMfY)

145 Apparently blocking in the back is just fine with these refs from the PAC 12

Or as we used to call it pre-NCAA gayification

"a completely legal stalk block"

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (nfcV2)

146 The girl QB for Clemson is pretty good.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (TLxpZ)
++++++++++++++
He strikes me as more of a "long-haired good ole' boy" than "long-haired effeminate boy."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (1qrtS)

147 Wonder if Burrows will end up as the browns QB next year? Poor sod.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (sYDum)

148 Megxit is what'll happen to Harry's money and his kid.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

149 115 The Asstros won't win another World Series in my lifetime.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (hku12)
+++++++++++++
Don't count 'em out. Loads of talent on that team. They're still good. Losing the GM, manager, draft picks, and respect will hurt - but athletes like getting respect back, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 08:55 PM (1qrtS)


Losing Luhnow is going to be the big loss. I don't understand their thinking here, neither the crook commish Manfredy or Crane, the owner.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:03 PM (hku12)


Losing Luhnow is very bad in the long run. The players will be extra-motivated this year to prove they can do it without 'assistance' and to honor Hinch, but it will be a steep uphill fight for them this year. I have no idea what the rotation will be, and that's not good in mid-January.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)

150 I'm not nearly technical to attempt that.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 09:02 PM (MTxDQ)


Not as scary as you might it is, but I understand. If you are not trying to get "under the hood" of Linux, it's almost transparent!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (BiNEL)

151 I see, my brother, and understand. I once had mixed feelings about menudo. You got to go with your gut.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (UUkQp)

152 I am so proud of my fellow Americans who love their country and our president. That actually brought a tear to my eye. USA, hell yeah!

Posted by: Jaxso at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (mx7nO)

153 --Probably the next two #1 overall picks
Posted by: logprof


Indubitably.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (Qf83p)

154 Burrows looks like a salesman in his suit.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM


I always thought he looked like Macaulay Culkin.

And looking at Trevor, I keep hearing Gunny Hartman: "Lawrence? Lawrence what? Of Arabia?"

Posted by: Bert G at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (OMsf+)

155 The only thing I care about with this years Super Bowl is that the Baltimore Ravens won't be in it.

Heh!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (hpQ4w)


The only thing I care about is whether a lingerie football team is in it. If it's the usual members of the National Felons League, I'll give it another miss.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (DXT9A)

156
How do you say Tigers in Cajun?

Kittygator.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (nfcV2)

157 I am so proud of my fellow Americans who love their country and our president. That actually brought a tear to my eye. USA, hell yeah!
Posted by: Jaxso


My throat may or may not have got a little lumpy there.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (Qf83p)

158 Test.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (DMUuz)

159 Clemson QB has a surfer dude vibe. He would fit in so cal.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (sYDum)

160 Not as scary as you might it is, but I understand. If you are not trying to get "under the hood" of Linux, it's almost transparent!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (BiNEL)
++++++++++++
Eh, sort of. I use Linux on the desktop for a number of reasons. That said, Linux on the desktop is just as good (from a user standpoint) as Windows or Apple on the desktop.

My $0.02.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (1qrtS)

161 Call the bambulance.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (r+sAi)


LOL!

I haven't heard that call in forever. The funniest.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (aS1PU)

162 As an Oklahoma fan. I really hate to see either team win. Slight nod to Clem's son. Since they have our old D coordinator. Don't like dabo tho

Posted by: Priapism at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (ucNdt)

163 148 Megxit is what'll happen to Harry's money and his kid.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

I'm sure the divorce will be just as colorful as the wedding.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (A7tBu)

164 152 I am so proud of my fellow Americans who love their country and our president. That actually brought a tear to my eye. USA, hell yeah!
Posted by: Jaxso at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (mx7nO)


Imagine what Democrats must think when seeing this.

"Shit, we're gonna get whomped."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 09:09 PM (DXT9A)

165 Megxit is what'll happen to Harry's money and his kid.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (NWiLs)


In which case, he can go home with his tail between his legs, and maybe his dad will take him into the family business... being the Irish gardener at Buckingham Palace.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:09 PM (hku12)

166 I am so proud of my fellow Americans who love their country and our president. That actually brought a tear to my eye. USA, hell yeah!
Posted by: Jaxso at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (mx7nO)
+++++++++++++
I missed the preamble and kickoff. Good, I take it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:09 PM (1qrtS)

167 Wonder if Burrows will end up as the browns QB next year? Poor sod.
Posted by: IC


Bengals.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:09 PM (Qf83p)

168 My late dad said when he attended Clemson Military College and they had a live tiger mascot, when they played U of SC, they'd wheel the tiger out in his cage, and throw a live chicken in.

No PETA or SJWs then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

169 I think the Tigers are gonna win this one....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 13, 2020 09:10 PM (SRRAx)

170 Call the bambulance.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (r+sAi)

LOL!

I haven't heard that call in forever. The funniest.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (aS1PU)


Here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty6JPyr2XZ0

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 09:10 PM (aS1PU)

171 The girl QB for Clemson is pretty good.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 09:06 PM (TLxpZ)
++++++++++++++
He strikes me as more of a "long-haired good ole' boy" than "long-haired effeminate boy."
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I saw an interview. Asked about "trans" topics, he said "You mean Firebird? Goin' with daddy's Camaro, brother."

Posted by: Miklos, more of Cutlass SS convertible guy at January 13, 2020 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

172 He strikes me as more of a "long-haired good ole' boy" than "long-haired effeminate boy."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (1qrtS)


Nope that's a girl.
https://bit.ly/2slEbTM
https://bit.ly/2Ts5oiC

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 09:10 PM (TLxpZ)

173 Eww, don't pick up his mouthpiece, ref!

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)

174 163 148 Megxit is what'll happen to Harry's money and his kid.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

I'm sure the divorce will be just as colorful as the wedding.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (A7tBu)


And just as costly.

Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 09:11 PM (4pK1/)

175 I am so proud of my fellow Americans who love their country and our
president. That actually brought a tear to my eye. USA, hell yeah!


Imagine what Democrats must think when seeing this.



"Shit, we're gonna get whomped."


Trump's presence caused "men" (D) to menstruate.


True story.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:11 PM (nfcV2)

176 10-7

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:11 PM (nfcV2)

177 I think the Tigers are gonna win this one....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 13, 2020 09:10 PM (SRRAx)
++++++++++++++++
Good bet

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:11 PM (1qrtS)

178 Can't believe they have Pac12 refs officiating the championship game. Sheesh.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:11 PM (sYDum)

179 Brian in 'Nawlins, not sure you saw in other thread, but thanks again on the radio tip.

I forgot how enjoyable a non-Herbstriet game can be.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 09:11 PM (8AONa)

180 (Harry) being the Irish gardener at Buckingham Palace.

Because he'll be drinking a lot?

Poor guy. Should have remembered Rule One Of Where And Where Not To Put It.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 09:11 PM (ykYG2)

181 Screw it. One more set of rows. BRB.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

182 Eww, don't pick up his mouthpiece, ref!

I DIDN'T RAISE YOU LIKE THAT

Posted by: the ref's mom at January 13, 2020 09:12 PM (nfcV2)

183 179
Brian in 'Nawlins, not sure you saw in other thread, but thanks again on the radio tip.

I forgot how enjoyable a non-Herbstriet game can be.


Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 09:11 PM (8AONa)


No prob, just know its on a delay so threads like this may contain spoilers.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 09:12 PM (TLxpZ)

184 Chicken in a tiger cage. Too funny

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (XLMfY)

185 And just as costly.

Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 09:11 PM (4pK1/)

I think it will cost more. A lot more. Markle is very high maintenance.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (A7tBu)

186 Apparently blocking in the back is just fine with these refs from the PAC 12

I'm just glad I played before the crack-back was made illegal. Or as I called it, the "linebacker payback block." The hardest part was not showing any pleasure at lining up before a play where you got to blast into next week the LB who'd crucified you earlier on a crossing pattern.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (DXT9A)

187 This is hard to do from a phone

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (iTXRQ)

188
Not as scary as you might it is, but I understand. If you are not trying to get "under the hood" of Linux, it's almost transparent!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM

I may look into it this weekend when I have time.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (MTxDQ)

189 183 - the livestream is on a delay, rather.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (TLxpZ)

190 Losing Luhnow is going to be the big loss. I don't understand their thinking here, neither the crook commish Manfredy or Crane, the owner.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:03 PM (hku12)


Losing Luhnow is very bad in the long run. The players will be extra-motivated this year to prove they can do it without 'assistance' and to honor Hinch, but it will be a steep uphill fight for them this year. I have no idea what the rotation will be, and that's not good in mid-January.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)


I think the Yankees have already bought the championship. Unless the Red Sox get a better batch of steroids this year.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (hku12)

191 What are you doing, Dave?

Posted by: ring at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (786Ro)

192 Eww, don't pick up his mouthpiece, ref!


Five Second Rule!

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (A7tBu)

193 Good news - our 2nd grandson has arrived!

8 lbs 7 oz
20 1/4 inches

Mom and son doing fine.

Nana and Grandpa bursting with pride!

Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 09:14 PM (4pK1/)

194 I hope Clemson wins and PDT serves them lots of burgers, pizzas and fries.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 09:14 PM (ptqGC)

195 I think the Yankees have already bought the championship. Unless the Red Sox get a better batch of steroids this year.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (hku12)
+++++++++++++
Now, now. We all knows that the mighty Colorado Rockies will go all the way this year for the first time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:14 PM (1qrtS)

196 This is hard to do from a phone

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM



Tell me about it!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 13, 2020 09:14 PM (786Ro)

197 Poor guy. Should have remembered Rule One Of Where And Where Not To Put It.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

The Brits should have learned not to.

Posted by: Miklos, we fired once more and the British kept a'comin' at January 13, 2020 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)

198 No prob, just know its on a delay so threads like this may contain spoilers.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

====
No worries on spoilers. Already knew that Clemson is one dose light of outright 'roid rage.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 09:15 PM (8AONa)

199 Congratulations Marybeth!!!

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:15 PM (sYDum)

200 Congrats, Marybeth! Wonderful news!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

201 160 Not as scary as you might it is, but I understand. If you are not trying to get "under the hood" of Linux, it's almost transparent!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (BiNEL)
++++++++++++
Eh, sort of. I use Linux on the desktop for a number of reasons. That said, Linux on the desktop is just as good (from a user standpoint) as Windows or Apple on the desktop.

My $0.02.



I just installed Linux Mint on my old desktop not too long ago. I like it. I have some other techy stuff on my plate at the moment (CCNA and some Microsoft Security stuff for work) but I do want to learn just enough Linux commands to be comfortable using the terminal. Over all, I like it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 09:15 PM (hpQ4w)

202 165 Megxit is what'll happen to Harry's money and his kid.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

In which case, he can go home with his tail between his legs ...


... and not much more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 09:15 PM (DXT9A)

203 Prince Harry better have an iron-clad contract with the wife that in event of divorce, he gets custody of Archie. If the kid ends up with the wife, she'll parade him around everywhere in the world as Princess Di's grandson, for fame and $$$ for her.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:15 PM (AMIL/)

204 Good news - our 2nd grandson has arrived!

8 lbs 7 oz
20 1/4 inches

Mom and son doing fine.

Nana and Grandpa bursting with pride!
Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 09:14 PM (4pK1/)

Congratulations!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2020 09:15 PM (/+bwe)

205 (Harry) being the Irish gardener at Buckingham Palace.

Because he'll be drinking a lot?

Poor guy. Should have remembered Rule One Of Where And Where Not To Put It.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 09:11 PM (ykYG2)


I'm just subtly suggesting Chuck ain't the dad.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:15 PM (hku12)

206 Congratulations, Marybeth!

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:15 PM (A7tBu)

207 Nana and Grandpa bursting with pride!
Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 09:14 PM (4pK1/)
+++++++++++++
Congrats, Marybeth!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:15 PM (1qrtS)

208 Clemson needs to lose a game next season. Getting to close to OUr 47 straight record

Posted by: Priapism at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (ucNdt)

209 Wonder if Burrows will end up as the browns QB next year? Poor sod.
Posted by: IC

Bengals.
Posted by: eleven


How many careers can the state of Ohio kill?

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (aKxkI)

210 193 Good news - our 2nd grandson has arrived!

8 lbs 7 oz
20 1/4 inches

Mom and son doing fine.

Nana and Grandpa bursting with pride!
Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 09:14 PM (4pK1/)

Congrats!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs)

211 Yay, Local Sportsball Team!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (oVJmc)

212 http://bit.ly/2FOHlCy
*******
Energy Department agrees to begin releasing Ukraine-related records | TheHill

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (BqBId)

213 Pleasant day. No boss tearing a strip off me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 09:05 PM (7rVsF)

===

That is The right attitude

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (EZebt)

214 Congrats and blessings, Marybeth!

Posted by: April at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (OX9vb)

215 I'm sure the divorce will be just as colorful as the wedding.



Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:08 PM (A7tBu)

That marriage won't make it until 2025. I really do think Woko One (good one, Tammy!) needs to be taken out with extreme prejudice ASAP.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (rCwaK)

216 Nice butt slide, Jeuax.

Posted by: the ref's mom at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (nfcV2)

217 Natl Championship of Running QBs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (r+sAi)

218
Clemson QB has a surfer dude vibe. He would fit in so cal.

--

Definitely.

He's got long hair (which I don't really care for), but the dude isn't girly. He's pretty muscular. Put it this way. His guns aren't Hogg's guns.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (JoUsr)

219 How many careers can the state of Ohio kill?
Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (aKxkI)
+++++++++++++
Don't ask me. I'm just a statistic.

Posted by: John Kasich at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (1qrtS)

220 I may look into it this weekend when I have time.
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (MTxDQ)


Look for Mint in right hand column of distributions!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

221 Crap, I meant Woko Ono.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (rCwaK)

222 Tomorrow the House will forward legislation to limit presidential appearances at sporting events.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (axyOa)

223 >> Why do the Clemson Tigers have puppy dog feet on their helmets?

It's how many cheerleaders they've banged. I know, I'm a Clemson alum. I had zero puppy pussy feet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (rCwaK)

224 Apparently blocking in the back is just fine with these refs from the PAC 12

I'm just glad I played before the crack-back was made illegal. Or as I called it, the "linebacker payback block." The hardest part was not showing any pleasure at lining up before a play where you got to blast into next week the LB who'd crucified you earlier on a crossing pattern.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (DXT9A)

Aim for the earhole

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (B7KlG)

225 211 Yay, Local Sportsball Team!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (oVJmc)

And to think, they could've put all these resources into higher education of all things! Can you imagine?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

226 Congrats on the new gbaby!
How'd you do that when you're only 29?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (PkVlr)

227 Steve Scalise wearing Mardi Gras beads, sitting next to Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

228 Marybeth--Congratulations and all the very best in the world to your little grandson and his family!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (TdMsT)

229 There's a game?

Posted by: Otter at January 13, 2020 09:18 PM (0x00j)

230 Tomorrow the House will forward legislation to limit presidential appearances at sporting events.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (axyOa)
+++++++++++++++
Probably. They already decided he gets no due process or presumption of innocence, so why not knock the first amendment out, too?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:18 PM (1qrtS)

231
Miley objects to my characterization of Trevor Lawrence as "Pretty Boy". She says "But he's not pretty!".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:18 PM (rCwaK)

232 Melania and POTUS are sitting with Steve Scalise.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 09:18 PM (JoUsr)

233 Gref @ 203- Can't you just see Queen Elizabeth saying 'Those are my pots and pans and my sewing machine. I loaned them to you. Take them out of your Burick and leave them on the porch.'

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 09:18 PM (UUkQp)

234 Don't ask me. I'm just a statistic.

Posted by: John Kasich======
In your case, I'd call it Career Suicide.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (8AONa)

235 Clemson QB has a surfer dude vibe. He would fit in so cal.

Cartersville, GA.

Kid is more trailer-park-deer-hunter than wave-rider.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (nfcV2)

236 Steve Scalise wearing Mardi Gras beads, sitting next to Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM



Well Melania is right there.

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (786Ro)

237 >Miley objects to my characterization of Trevor Lawrence as "Pretty Boy". She says "But he's not pretty!".

Trevor Spicoli

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (iTXRQ)

238 In your case, I'd call it Career Suicide.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (8AONa)
+++++++++++++
Yup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (1qrtS)

239 I get the feeling that Melania isn't really a sports person.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (r+sAi)

240 I think PDT is gonna win in a walk In November

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (85Gof)

241 Nope, girl arms too.

https://bit.ly/2QO2p2v

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (TLxpZ)

242 He's got long hair (which I don't really care for), but the dude isn't girly. He's pretty muscular. Put it this way. His guns aren't Hogg's guns.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (JoUsr)


Those aren't guns. They're pipecleaners.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (DXT9A)

243 152 I am so proud of my fellow Americans who love their country and our president. That actually brought a tear to my eye. USA, hell yeah!
Posted by: Jaxso at January 13, 2020 09:07 PM (mx7nO)
---------
Late to the thread, so this may have already have been said... Alternate headline "MSM/Disney/ESPN contractually forced to show America's love for President Trump"

Posted by: Green New Deal at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (9p0cQ)

244 Di liked rugby players on the side.

It'd be a hoot if Da was an Irish ginger

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (XLMfY)

245 231
Miley objects to my characterization of Trevor Lawrence as "Pretty Boy". She says "But he's not pretty!".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:18 PM (rCwaK)

Xhe does look like xhe's transitioning...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs)

246 Hearing Britney Spears on a Applebee's commercial. Weird.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:20 PM (1qrtS)

247 Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 09:14 PM (4pK1/)

--Moron in training! Congrats!

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 09:20 PM (oZuI0)

248 Definitely.

He's got long hair (which I don't
really care for), but the dude isn't girly. He's pretty muscular. Put
it this way. His guns aren't Hogg's guns.


Posted by: Lady in Black
........
I had long hair in college.. In a rock band.. looked like a lot of the hippies..
Had nothing to do with ideology.. it only had to do with getting chicks!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 09:20 PM (CjFDo)

249 Odd. I never saw that about the President on the sports news.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 09:20 PM (axyOa)

250 get the feeling that Melania isn't really a sports person.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (r+sAi)

Shopping is a sport in NYC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:20 PM (85Gof)

251 Odd. I never saw that about the President on the sports news.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 09:20 PM (axyOa)
++++++++++++
The sports press doesn't really like him any more than the "legitimate" press.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:20 PM (1qrtS)

252 Prince Harry better have an iron-clad contract with the wife that in event of divorce, he gets custody of Archie. If the kid ends up with the wife, she'll parade him xim around everywhere in the world as Princess Di's grandsontransdaughter, for fame and $$$ for her.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:15 PM (AMIL/)

FIXT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:20 PM (BiNEL)

253 Miley objects to my characterization of Trevor Lawrence as "Pretty Boy". She says "But he's not pretty!".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Chaq 'un a sa/son gout/

Posted by: Mikleuse at January 13, 2020 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

254 Crap@!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

255 239: was just telling my husband that I don't think football is Melania's thing but lord bless her, she sits through it like a trooper. She is a tennis player I believe.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:21 PM (sYDum)

256 That marriage won't make it until 2025. I really do think Woko One (good one, Tammy!) needs to be taken out with extreme prejudice ASAP.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2020 09:16 PM (rCwaK)


Taken out?

Good grief, some of you people take this royal nonsense way too seriously.

She's a dumb golddigger who married into a mentally defective inbred family. There's worse people than her in this world.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:21 PM (hku12)

257 What is best in life? To have your father extort billions from the Ukrainians so you can snort coke off hooker bellies and hear the moaning of the women.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 13, 2020 09:21 PM (+y/Ru)

258 250 get the feeling that Melania isn't really a sports person.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (r+sAi)

Shopping is a sport in NYC
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:20 PM (85Gof)

And on Black Friday it's the most violent contact sport on earth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

259 get the feeling that Melania isn't really a sports person.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 09:19 PM (r+sAi)


She's a good sport, though.

Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:21 PM (A7tBu)

260 47 Is other sportsball news allowed here?

What's up with the Asstros? The players steal signs, using video and trashcans... and the manager and GM are suspended and fired?

Neither one of them knew. No one is suggesting they did.

As they say though, you can't fire the players. Just give them more steroids, and send 'em back out there.

The Asstros won't win another World Series in my lifetime.
Posted by: BurtTC
--------
GM may not hVe known but Hinch sure as hell did. And he claims he heard rumors that e sign stealing was going on but yet still didn't mention it to the GM. The GM took the sucker punch b/c it was his team I guess - seems a bit harsh to me but WTF do I know.

Oh and I'm curious to see what happens to Cora since it was he who created the idea and then took it with him to Boston when they won the 2018 WS.

Like was said upstream, catching signs with the naked eye is cool but using tech to get a hand up is a big no no. Funny thing is, from my experience, is knowing what's coming by way of a signal created confusion to me. If I could see a particular arm angle or maybe a different leg kick then that kinda instinct getting a signal that here comes a curveball made me think.... and strike out - lots.. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 13, 2020 09:22 PM (+ldAm)

261 She's a good sport, though.
Posted by: ALH at January 13, 2020 09:21 PM (A7tBu)
++++++++++++++
Ain't that the truth. She hasn't murdered during her time as first lady. I suspect I may not match that level of forbearance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:22 PM (1qrtS)

262 Trevor pulls more high quality tail on a single Tuesday night between 11 am and 2 pm than you will in your lifetime.


Sad!

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:22 PM (nfcV2)

263 233 Gref @ 203- Can't you just see Queen Elizabeth saying 'Those are my pots and pans and my sewing machine. I loaned them to you. Take them out of your Burick and leave them on the porch.'

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 09:18 PM (UUkQp)


Yes! LOL, Eromero.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:23 PM (AMIL/)

264 Is there any possible way both teams could be credited with a loss for this game?

Posted by: Say what?o be helping you! at January 13, 2020 09:23 PM (/LQkF)

265 YES YES YES

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:23 PM (nfcV2)

266 The Higgins kid grew up in my backyard!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 09:23 PM (3S5Yp)

267 Shopping is a sport in NYC
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Full Contact, from what I hear.

Also on the Clemson play, I'd like to quote Howard Cosell.

Posted by: Miklos the Price Sensitive Consumer at January 13, 2020 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

268
Hot damn. That's my boys.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:23 PM (rCwaK)

269 I might need one of my every-morning blood pressure pills.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 09:23 PM (TLxpZ)

270 TD Clemson

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 09:23 PM (oZuI0)

271 Man, Clemson is showing up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:23 PM (1qrtS)

272 That's some fun football!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 09:23 PM (CjFDo)

273 That was quite a run for that orange tiger.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 09:24 PM (r+sAi)

274 That was a heckuva run.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 09:24 PM (PkVlr)

275 She's a dumb golddigger who married into a mentally defective inbred family. There's worse people than her in this world.

-
On the brighter side, this will give Lifetime Movie Channel content for the next few years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 09:24 PM (+y/Ru)

276 @ROHLL5

Volume Up! OMG!!! I Can't Stop Laughing!

Arabic TV debates are on another level.

Sometimes the news can actually be enjoyable!

All time funniest omg!

https://tinyurl.com/s3qkag7

Various clip put together. It's epic.

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 09:24 PM (cF8AT)

277 That was quite a run for that orange tiger.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 09:24 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++
Splendid footwork.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:24 PM (1qrtS)

278

Big boom just now. Somebody neighbor is shooting off a big firecracker when Clempson scores.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:24 PM (rCwaK)

279 That was a beautiful play.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 09:24 PM (UUkQp)

280 I may look into it this weekend when I have time.
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 09:13 PM (MTxDQ)

Look for Mint in right hand column of distributions!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:17 PM (BiNEL)


I'll try to be more coherent:

Go to https://distrowatch.com/ and look for "Mint" in right hand column of available distributions!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:24 PM (BiNEL)

281 Trevor Lawrence throwing a block!' Lmao

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:25 PM (sYDum)

282 WHY DID I NOT BET THE SPREAD??

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:25 PM (nfcV2)

283 I am Trans Sansabelt.

Posted by: Electric Boots and Mohair Suit at January 13, 2020 09:25 PM (kGemO)

284 Is it not striking, nay MIND BLOWING that Iranian news casters have so much more integrity and honor than US media's talking head.

Consider, they all quit out of shame for repeating lies that their government told them and they had little means to contradict.

CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, all lied with openly reckless disregard for the truth, and even when their lies were laid bare for all to see, they simply continue on.

Thunk on that!

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 13, 2020 09:25 PM (P+Ru9)

285 Mistakes were made!

Posted by: Say what? at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (/LQkF)

286 Thunk on that!
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 13, 2020 09:25 PM (P+Ru9)
++++++++++++
Both know what they're doing. But "our" guys do it by choice. With enthusiasm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (1qrtS)

287 Football thread? No elbows? Sad!

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (l3+k2)

288 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 13, 2020 09:22 PM (+ldAm)


No way Hinch did not know. I think Cora's going down hard, too.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (AMIL/)

289 What a catch!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (PkVlr)

290 get the feeling that Melania isn't really a sports person.

Think how incomprehensible this all might be to a Slovenian girl.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (Ry8mf)

291
Pretty Boy is just a sophomore. He's got talent. He may get a few Superbowl rings in the future.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK)

292 Yep. That Nancy boy Trevor Lawrence is pretty week. Look at those weak arms. No staying power. Ha ha ha. 17-7

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 13, 2020 09:27 PM (N3JsI)

293 There was a very cute, slender brunette cheerleader from the yellow tigers on TV just now. They should pan back that way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:27 PM (1qrtS)

294 This is gonna be a shoot out.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:27 PM (sYDum)

295 . I think Cora's going down hard, too.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (AMIL/)

Oh yeah.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:27 PM (85Gof)

296
Well, fuck. They're getting cocky and sloppy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK)

297 Why do the Clemson Tigers have puppy dog feet on their helmets?

It's how many cheerleaders they've banged. I know, I'm a Clemson alum. I had zero puppy pussy feet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13,

Hell, I went to a different school in SC and should have had a puppy foot on my uniform.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2020 09:27 PM (B7KlG)

298 289
What a catch!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (PkVlr)


I'm on a delay and thought you meant the previous play! Ha

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 09:28 PM (TLxpZ)

299 Canada's Trudeau: Iran plane victims would be alive had there been no regional tensions

Trudeau said Canada did not receive a heads up before the United
States killed Soleimani, and that he "obviously" would have preferred
one.
"The U.S. makes its determinations. We attempt to work as an
international community on big issues. But sometimes countries take
actions without informing their allies," he said.



So the little shithead is blaming Trump. Someone change his diaper and maybe he'll stop whining.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2020 09:28 PM (3+eac)

300 She's a dumb golddigger who married into a mentally defective inbred family. There's worse people than her in this world.

-
On the brighter side, this will give Lifetime Movie Channel content for the next few years.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 09:24 PM (+y/Ru)


I'm just hoping Elton John lives long enough to rewrite the lyrics for her funeral.

"And it seems to me, you lived your life
With a chancre on your womb....."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:28 PM (hku12)

301 280: I went through the Linux Mint website for a distro. I think it was at James Madison University.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 09:28 PM (hpQ4w)

302 @284
Great point. And our journalists say they work under threat and great personal risk!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 09:28 PM (XLMfY)

303 What a catch!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (PkVlr)

That is what I always tell my wife

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:28 PM (85Gof)

304 So the little shithead is blaming Trump. Someone change his diaper and maybe he'll stop whining.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2020 09:28 PM (3+eac)
++++++++++++
Bullshit. He will *never* stop whining. They'll hear panty-waisted mewling coming from him crypt hundreds of years from now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:29 PM (1qrtS)

305 292
Yep. That Nancy boy Trevor Lawrence is pretty week. Look at those weak arms. No staying power. Ha ha ha. 17-7

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 13, 2020 09:27 PM (N3JsI)

I said the girl was pretty good. And it might already be 17-14 for all I know.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2020 09:29 PM (TLxpZ)

306 I can't stand to watch. I guess I'll watch Hannity interrupt Sarah Carter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 09:29 PM (ptqGC)

307 Is there no running game? None at all?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 09:29 PM (PkVlr)

308 Question for Horde members in the Southeast: What's the local pronunciation of Clemson? I recall reading in Sports Illustrated many decades ago that it's clim-zin or something like that.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:29 PM (AMIL/)

309 Question for Horde members in the Southeast: What's the local pronunciation of Clemson? I recall reading in Sports Illustrated many decades ago that it's clim-zin or something like that.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:29 PM (AMIL/)
++++++++++++
I always thought it was "Clemzon"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:30 PM (1qrtS)

310 301 280: I went through the Linux Mint website for a distro. I think it was at James Madison University.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 09:28 PM (hpQ4w)


IIRC, JMU has a lot of good stuff. I like distrowatch because it is a pretty good tutorial and informational LINUX site!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:30 PM (BiNEL)

311 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 13, 2020 09:22 PM (+ldAm)


No way Hinch did not know. I think Cora's going down hard, too.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (AMIL/)


Maybe, maybe not.

Manfreaky is claiming he didn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:30 PM (hku12)

312 Why do the Clemson Tigers have puppy dog feet on their helmets?


Seaux they can lift their legs and pee on the tiger-wannabes.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:30 PM (nfcV2)

313 Great game. Made greater by Trump and Melania there pregame.
Mm

Im verklempt

Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 09:30 PM (wMHPW)

314 It's pronounced Clemp-sun.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 09:31 PM (3S5Yp)

315 I live in the South. It is pronounced Clem sun,

Posted by: JAS at January 13, 2020 09:31 PM (DBGf/)

316 There's a football game? But spring training starts in one month.

Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2020 09:31 PM (88xKn)

317 >> What's the local pronunciation of Clemson?

Clempson.

Vast majority. Now, my father and some of his old time generation do say "Clemzon", but that's a minority, a very small one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:31 PM (rCwaK)

318 Trudeau needs to go through his dress up trunk, choose a costume and have a tea party with his stuffies. Leave the adults alone.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 09:31 PM (PkVlr)

319 307 This ain't the Big 10, sister!

Posted by: April at January 13, 2020 09:31 PM (OX9vb)

320 Am I the only one who finds the idea of a "bank cafe" off-putting? I want my bank to severe and efficient, not tarted up and full of baristas that I wouldn't trust with my credit card if were dating...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:32 PM (1qrtS)

321 So far the championship game is very entertaining

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:32 PM (sYDum)

322
No way Hinch did not know. I think Cora's going down hard, too.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (AMIL/)


Maybe, maybe not.

Manfreaky is claiming he didn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:30 PM (hku12)

Oh Cora was the architect of the whole cheating scam in both Huston and Boston. They are gonna slam him. He was not slammed yet because as they stated they are waiting till the Boston investigation is finished

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:32 PM (85Gof)

323 320: yes. I find that concept stupid.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 09:32 PM (sYDum)

324 Jean @ 297, my S.C. high school team was Tigers (purple/gold) and no tiger paws, and we all admired Paul Deitzel. But over the years? Clemson just grows on a person. You go to any deer camp in S.C. and you'll see the 'Paw'. Here in ETEX, too.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 09:33 PM (UUkQp)

325 It's how many cheerleaders they've banged. I know, I'm a Clemson alum. I had zero puppy pussy feet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13,

Hell, I went to a different school in SC and should have had a puppy foot on my uniform.
Posted by: Jean

GO COCKS!!!!

Posted by: Miklos the Bantamweight at January 13, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

326 Am I the only one who finds the idea of a "bank cafe" off-putting? I want my bank to severe and efficient, not tarted up and full of baristas that I wouldn't trust with my credit card if were dating...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:32 PM (1qrtS)
[

Now on the other hand, a "bank bar"...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:33 PM (BiNEL)

327 is troy aikman transitioning to an aboriginie?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 09:33 PM (KP5rU)

328 Not a bad way to convert your first 3rd down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:33 PM (1qrtS)

329 >> not tarted up and full of baristas that I wouldn't trust with my credit card if were dating...

Free BJ for opening account? Sex points on the credit card? With each purchase, you get so many points. Rack up, get a BJ, rack up 5x, get to bang her. 50x anal, etc, etc,

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:34 PM (rCwaK)

330 Football thread? No elbows? Sad!


Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM


https://tinyurl.com/v9rso7g

Posted by: Bert G at January 13, 2020 09:34 PM (OMsf+)

331 Free BJ for opening account? Sex points on the credit card? With each purchase, you get so many points. Rack up, get a BJ, rack up 5x, get to bang her. 50x anal, etc, etc,
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:34 PM (rCwaK)
++++++++++++++++
Only at the Nevada-only bank based in Pahrump.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:34 PM (1qrtS)

332 going back and forth between the game and a perry mason rerun. everyone in the perry mason show looks old. all the men look like they're in their 60's. it's weird.

Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 09:34 PM (Pg+x7)

333 No way Hinch did not know. I think Cora's going down hard, too.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (AMIL/)


Maybe, maybe not.

Manfreaky is claiming he didn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:30 PM (hku12)

Oh Cora was the architect of the whole cheating scam in both Huston and Boston. They are gonna slam him. He was not slammed yet because as they stated they are waiting till the Boston investigation is finished
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:32 PM (85Gof)


That's what I'm thinking.

There are some managers who are more like administrators, who have little contact with the players. There's a layer of coaching between them that keeps managers from getting too close to the day to day operations.

I'm not sure if that's what was going on in Houston, but again, the commissioner's office made the point that Hinch was not implicated in any way. Just a "buck stops here" scenario.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:35 PM (hku12)

334 @327 suckers of cock must suck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 09:35 PM (aA3+G)

335 https://tinyurl.com/v9rso7g
Posted by: Bert G at January 13, 2020 09:34 PM (OMsf+)
++++++++++++
I do love the trampy college cheer/dance teams.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:35 PM (1qrtS)

336 Romney being a dick again today. About witnesses

What a cock sucker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:35 PM (85Gof)

337 Bank bar and casino. I bet Wells Fargo would do it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs)

338 Only at the Nevada-only bank based in Pahrump.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:34 PM (1qrtS)


You do not want to know what ex-Senators get as a savings bonus!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:36 PM (BiNEL)

339
Damn, knocked his helmet off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:36 PM (rCwaK)

340 Bank bar and casino. I bet Wells Fargo would do it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs)
+++++++++++
Nah, they cut out the middle man and just opened the bogus and ill-advised accounts in their customers' names. No muss, no fuss.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:36 PM (1qrtS)

341 This Yankee president will end reconstruction.
No other president even tried.

A true American hero.

Posted by: Arnie at January 13, 2020 09:37 PM (nuOac)

342 Football thread? No elbows? Sad!



https://tinyurl.com/qn3noet

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:37 PM (nfcV2)

343 311 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 13, 2020 09:22 PM (+ldAm)


No way Hinch did not know. I think Cora's going down hard, too.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (AMIL/)


Maybe, maybe not.

Manfreaky is claiming he didn't.
Posted by: BurtTC
---------
And I quote straight from the article off of MLB dot com:
Manfred said Hinch was aware of the system but did not bring it to the attention of Luhnow. The GM told MLB that he was unaware of the system but Manfred held him accountable for the teams actions.
Unquote

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 13, 2020 09:37 PM (+ldAm)

344 No way Hinch did not know. I think Cora's going down hard, too.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:26 PM (AMIL/)


Maybe, maybe not.

Manfreaky is claiming he didn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:30 PM (hku12)


I like Hinch. But I can't believe he didn't know. He's a control freak - a low-key one, but a control freak. He'd notice repetitive trashcan banging and whispering in the far corner of the dugout, and would demand to know what's going on. IMHO.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:37 PM (AMIL/)

345 Cheap shot.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:37 PM (nfcV2)

346 That's a damn penalty there.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 09:38 PM (UUkQp)

347 Somebody needs to give Romney a haircut.

Posted by: Arnie at January 13, 2020 09:38 PM (nuOac)

348 Am I the only one who finds the idea of a "bank cafe" off-putting? I want my bank to severe and efficient, not tarted up and full of baristas that I wouldn't trust with my credit card if were dating...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:32 PM (1qrtS)


I've been inside a bank maybe 3 times in the past couple years.

With so few walk-in customers, the tellers always look bored, and don't seem to operate with any sort of speed.

Maybe a little coffee would help.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:38 PM (hku12)

349 Damn, knocked pulled his helmet off.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:38 PM (nfcV2)

350 That's a damn penalty there.
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 09:38 PM (UUkQp)
+++++++++++++
That looks more like bad luck than bad behavior to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:38 PM (1qrtS)

351 If only Trump could fire up a crowd, he might still have a slight chance...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 13, 2020 09:38 PM (ABuva)

352 LSU prepping for professional League thuggery.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:39 PM (nfcV2)

353 OT/ does anyone one use a reloadable visa or MasterCard? I don't need it as a bank account but for our caregiver to use for things she picks up.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 09:39 PM (a4qVe)

354 Idea incoming:
Trump should invite the trampy cheer/dance team from next year's CFP championship to perform at his second inauguration if he wins re-election.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:40 PM (1qrtS)

355 Maybe, maybe not.

Manfreaky is claiming he didn't.
Posted by: BurtTC
---------
And I quote straight from the article off of MLB dot com:
Manfred said Hinch was aware of the system but did not bring it to the attention of Luhnow. The GM told MLB that he was unaware of the system but Manfred held him accountable for the teams actions.
Unquote
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 13, 2020 09:37 PM (+ldAm)


Ok, I stand corrected. I could have sworn Manfreak said otherwise.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:40 PM (hku12)

356 Tiger v Tiger

Indian Bengals will outfight larger Siberians, because they have more experience in fighting

Male lions will outfight other big cats. It's all they're good at.

Grizzlies beat all. And Kodiaks are badder still
Polar bears are aggressive but have swimmers bodies

A lot of this is known because bored Gold Rush 49ers would bet on them in fighting pits

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 09:40 PM (XLMfY)

357 That other school in SC is pronounced "Siddle".

Posted by: Paul Maguire at January 13, 2020 09:40 PM (786Ro)

358 I've been inside a bank maybe 3 times in the past couple years.

With so few walk-in customers, the tellers always look bored, and don't seem to operate with any sort of speed.

Maybe a little coffee would help.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:38 PM (hku12)

I dunno our Chase bank location is always busy.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 09:40 PM (a4qVe)

359 Well, this thread sure cleared-up how to say Clemson like a Palmetto State lifer!

I think I'll go with Clemzun in my sports discussions, half-way across the US from South Carolina.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:41 PM (AMIL/)

360 Awesome game so far.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:41 PM (Qf83p)

361 If only Trump could fire up a crowd, he might still have a slight chance...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 13, 2020 09:38 PM (ABuva)


It would help if he didn't need a detailed teleprompter script and ran out of things to say after fifteen minutes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:41 PM (BiNEL)

362 OT/ does anyone one use a reloadable visa or MasterCard? I don't need it as a bank account but for our caregiver to use for things she picks up.
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 09:39 PM (a4qVe)
++++++++++++++
There is very little point anymore because you have to give full information for them - they are all technically bank accounts now. But they do work well. It might be easier to just open a bank account for those purchases and make deposits. Then you can also checks, pay bills via EFT, etc. if that is remotely helpful or convenient for you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:41 PM (1qrtS)

363 Clempzun.


I'm a healer.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:41 PM (Qf83p)

364

Trump should have Demi Rose twerk at the 2nd inaugural. It will sound like thunder.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:42 PM (rCwaK)

365 Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:38 PM (hku12)

I dunno our Chase bank location is always busy.
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 09:40 PM (a4qVe)


Chase bank? What happens when you catch 'em?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:42 PM (hku12)

366 Also South Carolina has the coolest state symbol evar.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:42 PM (Qf83p)

367 Artemi Panarin is a legit MVP candidate. Holy shit is he good.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

368 Chase bank? What happens when you catch 'em?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:42 PM (hku12)
+++++++++++
They sucker-punch you and steal your wallet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:42 PM (1qrtS)

369 Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 09:40 PM


You must be channeling my school's new coach.

https://youtu.be/WLprCS6W1BU

Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 13, 2020 09:42 PM (OMsf+)

370 Thanks all!

We are very thankful, especially since our daughter had such long and difficult labors with both preganancies.

The children are the rewards and the blessings!

And yes, nurse, i'm very proud of achieving Nana status at 29 . . . well, actually 25, as we also have a 4-year-old grandson

Posted by: Marybeth at January 13, 2020 09:43 PM (4pK1/)

371 Cheribebe

I do. Works great. Let me use a card I have zeroed in funds until I chose to fill just before spending. Never been a problem.

I use the Navy Federal Credit Union Go card for that service.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2020 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

372 Clempzun.


I'm a healer.
Posted by: eleven

Try that with Palmetto State Armory. Maybe discount.

Posted by: Miklos, worth a try at January 13, 2020 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

373 Awriiight youse guys!

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 09:43 PM (a4qVe)

374 With so few walk-in customers, the tellers always look bored, and don't seem to operate with any sort of speed.

Maybe a little coffee would help.
Posted by: BurtTC

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Tellers are expensive so. . . the bank branches in the near future will not have any onsite tellers at all. You'll communicate with them by means of walk up screens. Basically, the tellers will be in some far off call centers and handling 4-5 customers at one time.

We tested a few of them in the midwest - they need some polish yet but that is what the big banks are driving towards.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)

375 OT/ does anyone one use a reloadable visa or MasterCard? I don't need it as a bank account but for our caregiver to use for things she picks up.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 09:39 PM (a4qVe)


Not quite the same thing, but I do have a low limit debit card which would seem to fit the bill. They're quite easy to get.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:43 PM (BiNEL)

376 Flo from Progressive is getting a little frumpy.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:44 PM (Qf83p)

377 Footballers they all seem the same
Their shoe size puts their IQs to shame
They can't read or write
But their passing game's tight
And so they get fortune and fame!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

378 366; yes it does.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 09:44 PM (KP5rU)

379
Seriously, the local pronunciation does have a 'p', sort of subdued. Clem(p)son. They way we say it here in the Upstate does have more of an 's' than a 'z' tone.

Say "Clemmm" and then sort "(p)sun".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:45 PM (rCwaK)

380 That's how this place rolls. You put out the call, it's answered.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2020 09:45 PM (l3+k2)

381 The worst jobs are the ones where you puke every morning before going to work.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 09:45 PM (0TbLI)

382 Chase bank? What happens when you catch 'em?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:42 PM (hku12)
+++++++++++
They sucker-punch you and steal your wallet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:42 PM (1qrtS)


Frickin' banks.

This is why I bury my silver dimes in the back yard.

Wait, did I say back yard? I mean... in a secret spot that only I know about. Yeah, in fact I lost 'em! At sea!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:45 PM (hku12)

383 You must be channeling my school's new coach.

https://youtu.be/WLprCS6W1BU
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 13, 2020 09:42 PM (OMsf+)
+++++++++++++++
That's very funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:45 PM (1qrtS)

384

Damn, Dabo. Time to consolidate your fecal matter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 09:46 PM (rCwaK)

385 too good to last

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:46 PM (nfcV2)

386 We tested a few of them in the midwest - they need some polish yet but that is what the big banks are driving towards.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)
++++++++++++++
Until you need a cashier's check or a large quantity of cash.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:46 PM (1qrtS)

387 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

Insom, now you are a poet of sorts!
Congrats on the versatility!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:46 PM (BiNEL)

388 Forgotten 80's bank commercial mystery click starring Bob and Ray:

https://youtu.be/GPg_8W8u5o0

Posted by: Hands is getting old at January 13, 2020 09:47 PM (786Ro)

389 http://bit.ly/37XO5do
*******
Jitters at MSNBC as Brass Eyes Moving Chuck Todd and Talks to Shep Smith

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 09:47 PM (BqBId)

390 Tellers are expensive so. . . the bank branches in the near future will not have any onsite tellers at all. You'll communicate with them by means of walk up screens. Basically, the tellers will be in some far off call centers and handling 4-5 customers at one time.

----------

While flying an airliner full of passengers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 09:47 PM (XVuno)

391 Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 09:39 PM (a4qVe)


Bought a "vanilla " VISA at Walgreens. No info.
But it's not reloadable.

Posted by: Arnie at January 13, 2020 09:47 PM (nuOac)

392 Congrats to Marybeth.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:47 PM (Qf83p)

393 Until you need a cashier's check or a large quantity of cash.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:46 PM (1qrtS)


I can't let you do that, Dave!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:47 PM (BiNEL)

394 Wait, did I say back yard? I mean... in a secret spot that only I know about. Yeah, in fact I lost 'em! At sea!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2020 09:45 PM (hku12)
++++++++++++
True story: my grandfather owned a bank for a little while (he was a turnaround artist - would buy a failing business and rehab it, then get bored and try again elsewhere).

He kept his money in a shoebox in his closet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:47 PM (1qrtS)

395 #63: VERY cool!

Posted by: Mattski at January 13, 2020 09:47 PM (u6VIU)

396 Footballers they all seem the same
Their shoe size puts their IQs to shame
They can't read or write
But their passing game's tight
And so they get fortune and fame!
Posted by: Insomniac

I believe you are referring to the UNC Tarheel basketball program.

Posted by: Miklos, Dukie by inheritance at January 13, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

397 387 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

Insom, now you are a poet of sorts!
Congrats on the versatility!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:46 PM (BiNEL)

Heh, thanks. I'm working on it!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

398 Jitters at MSNBC as Brass Eyes Moving Chuck Todd and Talks to Shep Smith
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 09:47 PM (BqBId)

Now that would be a pretty gay move.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:48 PM (pa+bc)

399 This ain't t metric football, Dabo. Leave the use of fake injuries as a sports strategy to the Euro Trash.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 09:48 PM (8AONa)

400 Could be one of the great games

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 09:48 PM (XLMfY)

401 Montana Tech's coach Green:
https://youtu.be/LikNOLkPc50

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (1qrtS)

402 these two teams operate at a higher level than just about anybody.

Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (Pg+x7)

403 Jeaux Burreauxs is a vat-grown freak.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (nfcV2)

404 Yella tigers back on top!

Posted by: April at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (OX9vb)

405 I can't stand Clemson, but dang that guy should have been out of bounds where his hand touched.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (xWtao)

406 Well, that closed up and then went the other way quickly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (1qrtS)

407 398: ngu, looks like a lateral move to me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (KP5rU)

408 ... they're like semi-pro.

Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (Pg+x7)

409 Clempzun is the way, from Estill to Barnwell and Awendaw to Oakway.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (UUkQp)

410 393 Until you need a cashier's check or a large quantity of cash.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:46 PM (1qrtS)

I can't let you do that, Dave!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

---

Oh, you wanted service from a bank?

HAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (Y4EXg)

411 Tellers are expensive so. . . the bank branches in the near future will not have any onsite tellers at all. You'll communicate with them by means of walk up screens. Basically, the tellers will be in some far off call centers and handling 4-5 customers at one time.

This is why I like my local Credit Union. They still have real people. Re-financing the house, after I bought out my brother, was a piece of cake.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (MTxDQ)

412 Ask them for 10g of your own money and watch them freak out.

Posted by: Arnie at January 13, 2020 09:50 PM (nuOac)

413 Bullshit. He will *never* stop whining. They'll hear panty-waisted mewling coming from him crypt hundreds of years from now.

***************

I can confirm this.

Posted by: Timecop from 2243 sent back to shut Trudeau's fucking whining at January 13, 2020 09:50 PM (+dsLj)

414 This is why I like my local Credit Union. They still have real people. Re-financing the house, after I bought out my brother, was a piece of cake.
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (MTxDQ)
++++++++++++
Very happy with my credit union. They're responsive, polite and efficient.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:50 PM (1qrtS)

415 No Bloomberg ads in this game yet, correct? (I missed a few minutes.)

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 09:50 PM (786Ro)

416 This ain't metric football, Dabo. Leave the use of fake injuries as a sports strategy to the Euro Trash.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 09:48 PM (8AONa)


So there's no ululating from the stands?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

417 And this is a tiger fight for sure.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 09:50 PM (UUkQp)

418 ngu, looks like a lateral move to me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 09:49 PM (KP5rU)

Kinda like The Bunny Hop? Yeah I can see that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:50 PM (85Gof)

419 i hope this thing doesn't end in a tie, i hate college over time.

Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 09:51 PM (Pg+x7)

420 376 Flo from Progressive is getting a little frumpy.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:44 PM (Qf83p)


That ad theme has reached it's sell-by date.

(To me, it reached it after the first Flo ad aired, years ago. Same with the State Farm ads with Aaron Rodgers' football agent - my only thought when I see those ads is, why are you trying to make me believe Rodgers has an idiot for an agent? And I don't know about y'all, but I will always use whatever insurance company uses an emu in its ads.)

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 09:51 PM (AMIL/)

421 Me and my old school friend and frat bro texting back and forth about the times we would all take E and go to college football games and bowl games with our group and sorority girls. So much damn fun.

We both want to be at this game right now. Crazy atmosphere in NOLA tonight.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 09:51 PM (V150o)

422 Not a catch

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 09:51 PM (kFkI6)

423 i hope this thing doesn't end in a tie, i hate college over time.
Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 09:51 PM (Pg+x7)
++++++++++
College OT rules are great. Should apply them to the pros.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:52 PM (1qrtS)

424 Is ESPN's broadcast weird for anyone else? Stops every now and then with a logo on the screen.

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 09:52 PM (cF8AT)

425 No Bloomie ads. He's bought Super Bowl time. So has Trump

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 09:52 PM (XLMfY)

426 CU, Teller helped me transfer 35K to brother's account at same bank, and no balking for a 40K cashier's check. Took less than 30 mins.'

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 09:52 PM (MTxDQ)

427 judge judy is doing ads for her little monkey boy here. all the fucking time. hope her ratings do a swirly in the worlds biggest shitter. fuck her and the horse she rode in on. bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 09:52 PM (KP5rU)

428 oh ffs

NOW YOU CALL A REVIEW?

Both of LSU's gains were OOB!!
Challenge that shit , DABO

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:52 PM (nfcV2)

429 Very happy with my credit union. They're responsive, polite and efficient.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:50 PM (1qrtS)


Same here, they opened a branch near me and I do almost all my financial stuff there now! Competent, friendly, and efficient staff!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:52 PM (BiNEL)

430 BREAKING: Greta Thunberg has now demanded the immediate phasing out of snow blowers, hedge trimmers and yellow M&Ms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 09:53 PM (XVuno)

431 Very happy with my credit union. They're responsive, polite and efficient.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

----

I've had my $$ at Navy Federal CU forever. Stellar service.

(Because I worked at Chase)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 09:53 PM (Y4EXg)

432 426 CU, Teller helped me transfer 35K to brother's account at same bank, and no balking for a 40K cashier's check. Took less than 30 mins.'
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 09:52 PM (MTxDQ)

1%ers always get star treatment!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

433 After further review, Epstein kill himself

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 09:53 PM (786Ro)

434 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Monday that the 57 Canadians killed when Iran shot down Ukrainian International Airlines Flight 752 last week would be alive if not for recent escalations in tensions in the region.

Speaking of,major league dicks. Hey justin got any black face left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:54 PM (85Gof)

435 YOU FUCKING PAC 10 DOUCHESUCKING COCK MOLESTERS

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:54 PM (nfcV2)

436 Bad call?

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 09:54 PM (UUBmN)

437 Progressive ads are all about making men look stupid

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 09:54 PM (XLMfY)

438 1%ers always get star treatment!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 09:53 PM (NWiLs)



#1%Privilege

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 09:54 PM (BiNEL)

439 What's the local pronunciation of Clemson?

Grew up in Louisiana, always heard it as clem-sen. Phlegm-Sen, without the phl, but with the cl

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 13, 2020 09:55 PM (VcFUs)

440 LSU has a player named Shelvin.


Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:55 PM (Qf83p)

441 LSU faking an injury.

Ridiculous.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 09:56 PM (3S5Yp)

442 Unidentified aircraft strike Iranian militias in Syria

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:56 PM (85Gof)

443 Yeah his foot touched the white.

Just like the two big gain plays LSU had.

Funny how those don't get challenged.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:56 PM (nfcV2)

444 Heh, 1%er. 35 was profit from selling my house, I borrowed an extra 25 in the refi and took out 15 from IRA.

Bro and GF have been a thorn since before Dad passed. It only got worse.

So, I'm guessing my taxes will suck this year.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 09:56 PM (MTxDQ)

445 Chris Fowler is OK, but he's no Joe Buck.

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 09:57 PM (786Ro)

446 Actually insom.....you don't even want to know what holy hell Infidel went through for that to even happen!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 09:58 PM (/UQ/R)

447 my only thought when I see those ads is, why are you trying to make me believe Rodgers has an idiot for an agent? And I don't know about y'all, but I will always use whatever insurance company uses an emu in its ads.)

*******

Mayhem did the best insurance commercials.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 09:58 PM (+dsLj)

448 LSU has a player named Shelvin.

.....

ace's favorite?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 09:58 PM (3S5Yp)

449 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

450 332 going back and forth between the game and a perry mason rerun. everyone in the perry mason show looks old. all the men look like they're in their 60's. it's weird.
Posted by: mjc

Solid dilemma. But the game is live so Im going with that


BTW LSU was the master of fake theatre injuries when they played UT at Austin so Im not criticizing Clemson for any cramp issues.

Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 09:58 PM (wMHPW)

451 The credit unions I have access to aren't very good and a little behind the times.

Thanks all for the info tho.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 09:58 PM (a4qVe)

452 Clempzun is the way, from Estill to Barnwell and Awendaw to Oakway.
Posted by: Eromero

Maybe as far as Loris, but not Round O.

Even the last three people in Round O aren't sure where it is.

Posted by: Miklos, between Norway and Denmark (where the train stops) at January 13, 2020 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)

453 Bif, Clemson was ridiculed by USC as the 'cow college' for a long time. Nothing Clemson liked better than whupping the Gamecocks across the street from the old Farmers Market.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 09:59 PM (UUkQp)

454 Iran is the house on the block with the juvie kids who steal stuff, with pit bulls that stray.

So someone finally goes over and breaks heads.

And some neighbors complain about the brutality

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 09:59 PM (XLMfY)

455 Shelvis would be a great name for anyone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 09:59 PM (XVuno)

456 LSU has a player named Shelvin.


Clemson should run a reverse in his direction.

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 09:59 PM (786Ro)

457 Mayhem did the best insurance commercials.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 09:58 PM (+dsLj)

--The cat one and the MIL one are good ones

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 09:59 PM (oZuI0)

458 451 The credit unions I have access to aren't very good and a little behind the times.

----------

An abacus on every desk is a red flag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:00 PM (XVuno)

459 445 Chris Fowler is OK, but he's no Joe Buck.

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2020 09:57 PM (786Ro)


The only good thing I can say about current-day announcers and color guys, in all sports, is that some of them are better than Curt Gowdy and Tim McCarver.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 10:00 PM (AMIL/)

460 Mayhem did the best insurance commercials.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 09:58 PM (+dsLj)

Allstate commercials are great, but they've brought on Tina Fey and loathe that woman

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:00 PM (a4qVe)

461 Damn!!! Loved that!!!USA! USA!USA!

Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (9TP5X)

462 LSU has a player named Shelvin.





Clemson should run a reverse in his direction.


He got called for an illegal downfield cinder block.

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (nfcV2)

463 Yup. im a sad, sad Saints fan. Member the snake dancer in the middle 80s? That was my sister.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (VcFUs)

464 YOU FUCKING PAC 10 DOUCHESUCKING COCK MOLESTERS

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 09:54 PM (nfcV2)

Ahem.


PAC 12.

Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (wMHPW)

465 I just love car insurance commercials:
"Drivers who switched to company X saved an average of $300 or more on car insurance."

Well, no shit. Why switch if you're not going to see significant savings? Switching is a pain in the ass, so it needs to be worth it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (1qrtS)

466 bullSHIT

Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (nfcV2)

467 let em play, ref.

Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (Pg+x7)

468 Clemson was ridiculed by USC as the 'cow college'
for a long time.


Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 09:59 PM


Clemson was modeled on Mississippi State.

Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (OMsf+)

469 abacus on every desk is a red flag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:00 PM (XVuno)

Oh sure, I thought it was *art*

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (a4qVe)

470 Mayhem is Dean Winter. Tina Fey was his GF on 30 Rock and in real life. She was attracted because he was an Irish barbarian

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (XLMfY)

471 The Tigers are cheating!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (r+sAi)

472 Well, no shit. Why switch if you're not going to see significant savings? Switching is a pain in the ass, so it needs to be worth it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (1qrtS)

--------

Yep. Switchers are hardly a random sample.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (XVuno)

473 delay of fucking game
oops. it's LSU

Nevermind.

Posted by: the official call at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (nfcV2)

474 Burrow looks like such a kid.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (Qf83p)

475
The Clempson vs Gamecock jokes are a hoot.

One of my favorites: Two Gamecock grads decided to raise chickens. They are not gonna stoop to ask Clemson Extension for advice.

So they get out and plant the eggs. They wait about 2 weeks and nothing is coming up. They wonder what's wrong, and decide they must've planted the eggs upside down. Should be wide end up.

So they re-plant the eggs, and wait another 2 weeks. Nothing, no chickens coming up.

So they break down and call Clemson Extension. The agent listens, and says, "You damn dumb Gamecocks. You ought to know I can't tell you anything without a soil test!"

You think it's going to rip on the one, but then it turns it around and makes the other even stupider. That's my favorite type.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (rCwaK)

476 will an LSU corner get called for interference???

Yeah.


No.

Posted by: the official call at January 13, 2020 10:05 PM (nfcV2)

477 Miklos @ 452- Denmark? Classes at Voh-hees? Used to spray all around Olar, Ulmer, Govan, Sycamore and Allendale. Good times, bbq, catfish, and boiled peanuts.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:05 PM (UUkQp)

478 So they break down and call Clemson Extension. The agent listens, and says, "You damn dumb Gamecocks. You ought to know I can't tell you anything without a soil test!"
...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (rCwaK)
++++++++++
Funny

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:06 PM (1qrtS)

479 'We're so proud': The Obamas are thrilled their Netflix documentary American Factory gets an Oscars nomination as
Barack says 'it's the kind of story we don't see often enough'

Posted by: Arnie at January 13, 2020 10:06 PM (ePWRo)

480 I don't know why the split second pauses keep happening on my TV, but it's effing annoying.

It's not happening to anyone else?

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (cF8AT)

481 LSU receiver was lined up OFFSIDE



Oops.

It's LSU.



Never mind.

Posted by: the official call at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (nfcV2)

482 I wonder how craptastic the halftime show will be?

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (oZuI0)

483 ONT

Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (OMsf+)

484 Thanks all for the info tho.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 09:58 PM (a4qVe)


Debit cards are available through almost any banking institution I think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (BiNEL)

485 479
'We're so proud': The Obamas are thrilled their Netflix documentary American Factory gets an Oscars nomination as

Barack says 'it's the kind of story we don't see often enough'

Posted by: Arnie at January 13, 2020 10:06 PM (ePWRo)


And that is the story of Obama.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (l3+k2)

486 Tami,

Aliens

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (PkVlr)

487 480 I don't know why the split second pauses keep happening on my TV, but it's effing annoying.

It's not happening to anyone else?

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (cF8AT)


I'm seeing them.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 10:08 PM (AMIL/)

488 "then it turns around and makes the other guy even stupider..."

country humor. hee haw and green acres specialized in it.

Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 10:08 PM (Pg+x7)

489 LSU can line up offside.

It's in my contract

Posted by: the official call at January 13, 2020 10:08 PM (nfcV2)

490 'We're so proud': The Obamas are thrilled their Netflix documentary American Factory gets an Oscars nomination as
Barack says 'it's the kind of story we don't see often enough'
Posted by: Arnie at January 13, 2020 10:06 PM (ePWRo)
++++++++++++
American Factory? About Obama?

What the hell does that mean? A corruption factory? A pro-Iran factory? An incompetence factory? A weaponization of the government factory?

It sure as shit couldn't have been an industrial factory or an energy factory. He hated those fuckin' things.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:08 PM (1qrtS)

491 486 Tami,

Aliens
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (PkVlr)

Oh, ok...I'm good with that.

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:09 PM (cF8AT)

492 >> Funny

That joke was also an expression of frustration with Clemson Extension back in the day. They would get overwhelmed with gardeners calling about this and that, and their standard answer was "get a soil test".

Damn, Dabo. COnsolidate your fecal matter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 10:09 PM (rCwaK)

493 Oh damn it

Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:09 PM (oZuI0)

494 That might be ballgame.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (3S5Yp)

495 Time for the refs to step in and fix this game.
There.

That's better.

Posted by: the official call at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (nfcV2)

496 Frontline on PBS is called America's Great Divide: Obama to Trump Part 1. It's about the lead up to 2016 starting in 2012.

It is EXACTLY what you would expect from PBS. When they show Bannon or Trump, they play that sinister music.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (VNfwt)

497 /me whistles slowly. That was a helluva thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (1qrtS)

498 It is EXACTLY what you would expect from PBS. When they show Bannon or Trump, they play that sinister music.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (VNfwt)
++++++++++++
Pull their funding. Then pull their actual taxpayer-funded value: their spectrum licenses they get for free or way below market rate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (1qrtS)

499
257 What is best in life? To have your father extort billions from the Ukrainians so you can snort coke off hooker bellies and hear the moaning of the women.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 13, 2020 09:21 PM (+y/Ru)

-----

*hummmmm*

Posted by: Don't Forget Me, You Sick Pervert at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (t5m5e)

500 I'm seeing them.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 10:08 PM (AMIL/)

Thank you...thought I was going crazy.

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (cF8AT)

501 'He who plants the seed beneath the sod, and waits for it to raise the clod, he trusts in GOD.'
-Clemson Ext Agent on WIS radio out of Columbia S.C. mid-1050's. Eromero is getting aged.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (UUkQp)

502 28-17 Tigers

Posted by: Grump928(C) Has Drink taken
at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (yQpMk)

503 Bloomberg ad.

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (cF8AT)

504 LSU offensive scheme is on another planet. Burrow plays mean. He is an assassin.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (V150o)

505 269 in offense in 2nd quarter against Clemson's D are NFL numbers against a college team.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (V150o)

506 Miklos @ 452- Denmark? Classes at Voh-hees? Used to spray all around Olar, Ulmer, Govan, Sycamore and Allendale. Good times, bbq, catfish, and boiled peanuts.
Posted by: Eromero

Vorhees sometimes, more SC State, which would be Omburg.

FR

Posted by: Miklos, between Norway and Denmark (where the train stops) at January 13, 2020 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

507 56 I have ZERO expectations for the Super Bowl.

This game was the perfect venue for PDJT as well as our National Anthem

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 08:55 PM

Perfect choice for the Anthem singer as well. Christian singer/songwriter Lauren Daigle.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (Do5/p)

508 Miklos @ 452- Denmark? Classes at Voh-hees? Used to spray all around Olar, Ulmer, Govan, Sycamore and Allendale. Good times, bbq, catfish, and boiled peanuts.
Posted by: Eromero
--------

Not Norway and Sweden?

Those read like a list of the Class C high schools we used to play.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (CDGwz)

509 National champ was crowned Saturday - NDSU is NCAA football champ for the eighth time in 9 years. They play an *actual* playoff.

Posted by: free tibet at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (CE5C/)

510 RANDOM: I thought colleges were hotbeds of rabid anti-Trump individuals. How will the snowflakes and faculty feel about all those cheers?

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at January 14, 2020 02:11 AM (SH7Tr)

511 NDSU is NCAA football champ for the eighth time in 9 years.



The Royal Palm Beach Wildcats are on top of the youth football universe after winning the U12 Pop Warner National Championship on Saturday, Dec. 14 at the 63rd Pop Warner Super Bowl.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Has Drink taken
at January 14, 2020 07:38 AM (yQpMk)

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