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Who Dis: Photo 2 Photo 3 Photo 4 Photo 5 For the 'Ettes: Photo 2 Photo 3 Photo 4 Friday's Celebs: 1970s-80s cutie Valerie Bertinelli who used to be be married to Eddie Van Halen, who also appears to be aging gracefully. Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Smoky BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwiches: (click for bigger sandwich) Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
OT: first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:23 AM (zZbCU) 2
Eva Green and Jimmy Lee Miller
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (zZbCU) 3
not first
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (45lFm) 4
Secondus, maybe?
Posted by: engineer at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (P0MEW) 5
One Oneth on a Monday is plenty for me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (HaL55) 6
Eva Green is all sorts of yummy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (wCmLp) 7
Eva Green and the guy who played Sherlock Holmes on Elementary.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 11:25 AM (Ejm1K) 8
2 Eva Green and Jimmy Lee Miller
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (zZbCU) Not Jimmy (meaning: Jimmy is not his first name) Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 11:25 AM (t4VPg) 9
Love the Bond pic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (zZbCU) 10
Yet one more reason to vote for Trump! I guess that kills the VP candidate idea.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (Kpl3J) 11
love that big aip
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (Ejm1K) 13
Chunky MM thinks she's a better princess than Diana
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (vPKfA) 14
Not Jimmy
(meaning: Jimmy is not his first name) Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 11:25 AM (t4VPg) James? Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (X/Pw5) 15
6 Eva Green is all sorts of yummy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (wCmLp) ========= The best two parts of 300: Rise of an Empire. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (zZbCU) 16
I'm at work so I'm not risking clicking any of the other Eva Green pics.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (muI26) 17
16 I'm at work so I'm not risking clicking any of the other Eva Green pics.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (muI26) at least click that last one. Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 11:27 AM (08T1+) 18
"Johnny" Lee Miller
Posted by: SI Cover Jinx at January 13, 2020 11:27 AM (GYQmx) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:27 AM (XCHfW) 20
I skipped the hotties and went straight to the pork.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:27 AM (8erNz) 21
Eva Green and Jimmy Lee Miller
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (zZbCU) Not Jimmy (meaning: Jimmy is not his first name) Posted by: OregonMuse Jerry Johnny Joshua Jeremy Joseph ??? Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:27 AM (LLzS4) 22
The only thing I ever watched that Eva Green was in was that 300 knock off where she played Artemisia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:27 AM (Kpl3J) 23
I have no eyed-deer who she is, but Pic #Dos shows Teh Crazy Eyes.
Run away now. You can scream later when you're safe from her. Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 11:28 AM (HaL55) 24
I know I'm supposed to think Eva Green is hot, I just don't.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 11:28 AM (ZLI7S) 25
Regarding the Viking fan pic: soooo much truth there.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 11:28 AM (sjdRT) 26
Don't know her name, but wasn't she a bond chick?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:28 AM (9Om/r) 27
Vesper do not know her name.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 11:29 AM (JFO2v) 28
hiya
Posted by: JT at January 13, 2020 11:29 AM (arJlL) 29
Eva Green did a decent Vesper Lynd in the last Casino Royale
Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 11:29 AM (08T1+) 30
22 The only thing I ever watched that Eva Green was in was that 300 knock off where she played Artemisia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:27 AM (Kpl3J) ========= Her breakout performance was in a Bertolucci movie, The Dreamers. Kingdom of Heaven Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Casino Royale Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:29 AM (zZbCU) 31
Eva Green. Almost didn't recognize her with her clothes on.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:29 AM (NWiLs) 32
I'm at work so I'm not risking clicking any of the other Eva Green pics.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas From one Texan to another, 3 & 4 are safe. My word on the Alamo. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:29 AM (LLzS4) 33
It's lots of amusement that the Brits got all excited he married that bint--they bought they cow, they have to keep her even if her milk is curdled mastitis milk
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 13, 2020 11:29 AM (vPKfA) 34
Eva Green was hot chomping on that cigar in "Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children", or whatever the title is.
The actual books were pretty good. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 13, 2020 11:29 AM (ufFY8) 35
Normally I'd watch just about anything with Lucy Liu in it, even if she's completely clothed. And I did check out a few episodes of Elementary. But I did not care for the depiction of Holmes as a wispy, unshaven Asperger's patient. Doyle's Holmes was a highly placed member of his society, well-mannered and well-dressed, and would never have gone someplace unshaven unless he was in disguise.
Seems like everything H'wood produces these days has to make white males look like wimps or "damaged" in some way. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 11:30 AM (Ejm1K) 36
"Kelly Sue DeConnick" looks like an RBG wannabe.
Just reinforcing my "I don't watch comic book movies" position. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:30 AM (8erNz) Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:30 AM (LLzS4) Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 11:30 AM (y7DUB) 39
Queen of Jerusalem > Princess Sparkle
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 11:30 AM (gmo/4) 40
I know I'm supposed to think Eva Green is hot
I think that's just because she's never been defeated by clothing. Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 13, 2020 11:30 AM (muI26) 41
Sparkle and Harry are BFFs with Barry and Mooch, which makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC) 42
So Canada's just a stopover for Megs until the Democrats are back in charge in the States?
Two things: 1) As a Canadian, GFY. 2) Honey, you are in for a long wait. Posted by: TheHoser at January 13, 2020 11:31 AM (IDjUx) 43
35m
#NEW: Attorney General William Barr & FBI Deputy Director David Bowdich will hold a press conference today at 2 pm EST on their findings of a criminal investigation into the deadly mass shooting at NAS Pensacola last month, which left three American sailors dead. Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 11:31 AM (BqBId) 44
9 Love the Bond pic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (zZbCU) Who could blame her. I hope all the signaling about Harry's mental health means they're going to institutionalize him. He needs it Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 11:31 AM (U7k5w) 45
Pulled. Pork. (No idea who the people are.)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:31 AM (RD7QR) 46
Hard to tell from the one pic, but I suspect that Kelly Sue is also into "fat acceptance."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 11:31 AM (Ejm1K) 47
Have a friend who went to HS with the Van Halen brothers. Said they were punks but she was/is a goody two shoes. If I'd gone to HS with the Heart sisters I'd claim to have slept with them. What's HS for if not to lie about it?
Posted by: Pubik's Rube at January 13, 2020 11:31 AM (6VO15) 48
Eva Green and Jonny Lee Miller were in Dark Shadows (Tim Burton) I believe.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM (k/TB6) 49
Eva Green - some pics she has boobs, other pics is nearly flat-chested. What Hollywood sorcery is this?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM (q1Pj5) 50
I know I'm supposed to think Eva Green is hot
I think that's just because she's never been defeated by clothing. Posted by: Laughing in Texas So her superpower is tequila? Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM (LLzS4) 51
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Smoky BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwiches
Objection. The AoSHQ Style Guide clearly stipulates that the accepted spelling is "sammiches". Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM (ejd/p) 52
Another pretty big story that the MSM has put a complete embargo on; the lawsuit against Exxon by New York State, for BadThink on environmental matters. This was a Big One, about the highest that any of these lawfare projects have gone, backed by the full weight of the New York State's Attorney General, seeking $1.6 Billion in damages.
I should point out that the original ruling was made on Dec. 10, but it wasn't covered at all then, either. The suit has now been tossed out by the Judge, on the grounds that New York State, after making big promises for years, had produced absolutely no evidence to back any of the claims it had made against Exxon. Last Friday, the Judge affirmed his ruling, and New York said it would not appeal.. So, it's over. It's dead. The Great Big Climate Lawsuit went to court, and has now been tossed out as nothing but a fantasy and a fraud. What does the MSM have to say about it? Crickets, of course. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM (Kpl3J) 53
49 Eva Green - some pics she has boobs, other pics is nearly flat-chested. What Hollywood sorcery is this?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM (q1Pj5) ========= Well, she's been naked a few times in movies. You should research this immediately. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM (zZbCU) 54
Eva Green and Angelina Jolie's first husband!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM (bDqIh) 55
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang kids. I'm late. (Has to take Mrs D to physical therapy). What did I miss? Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 11:33 AM (K8gH+) 56
Pulled. Pork.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:31 AM (RD7QR) Popeye's favorite food. Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 11:33 AM (X/Pw5) 57
Hiya Rickb223 !
Posted by: JT at January 13, 2020 11:33 AM (arJlL) 58
I don't blame that MN fan.
They've never had fair weather, never won the Bowl. Were last there in 1977. Why do fans need to remain loyal to perennial losers? Posted by: Ha at January 13, 2020 11:33 AM (NSFCQ) Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 11:33 AM (5IHGB) Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (aS1PU) 61
52 So, it's over. It's dead. The Great Big Climate Lawsuit went to court, and has now been tossed out as nothing but a fantasy and a fraud. What does the MSM have to say about it? Crickets, of course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM (Kpl3J) =========== Don't worry. The next Democratic president will sign a bill making it illegal to produce any carbon emissions at all. The law will be used to jail anyone the administration does not like under the excuse of "limited resources". Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (zZbCU) 62
Did you read the part about kelly sue deconnick being Not A Screenwriter? Yeah, she has no experience as a screenwriter. She is, literally, the perfect choice to write a movie for a girl who has no business being "Capt Marvel." Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (XCHfW) 63
Some Mensa member in my paper yesterday:
"Republicans want to keep the electoral college because they know without it we would always have Democrat presidents." Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC) 64
I can't wait not to see Captain Marvel 2.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (IttZ7) 65
49 Eva Green - some pics she has boobs, other pics is nearly flat-chested. What Hollywood sorcery is this?
$10K for the good one, and you'll need to be cleaned out and redone every so often. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (8erNz) 66
60 Popeye's favorite food.
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 11:33 AM (X/Pw5) Chicken! Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (aS1PU) Olive Oyl! Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (08T1+) 67
Pulled. Pork.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:31 AM (RD7QR) Popeye's favorite food. Posted by: BignJames Olive Oyl's favorite food. IYKWIM. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (LLzS4) 68
How much does Disney pay for a voice over from a real princess? That's her goal.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (jsWA8) 69
You know your diet sacrifice is bad when your mouth is watering for the bread and not the pulled pork.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (qcIWB) 70
Is that Eva Green? I thought she went topless pretty much all the time.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (Uu+Jp) 71
Corey Booker drops out; T-Bone hardest hit.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (RD7QR) 72
>>McGurkle doesn't want to live in the United States as long as Trump is
president. And...? I mean, seriously, I'm failing to see the problem here. Aaaaand that's what you get when you're working with the Obama's and Oprah on your #Megxit! Gotta sneak in a superfluous 2020 presidential election jab! Congratulations on making absolutely sure 60 million people will root for your failure. Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (bDqIh) 73
Yay, Gorilla Pundit!
I have no idea Who Dis and don't care. As for Sparkle Markle - one doesn't marry commoners and one doesn't marry trash. She cannot possibly be that good in bed. No woman is. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (Ki5SV) 74
"Republicans want to keep the electoral college because they know without it we would always have Democrat presidents."
Or we might have to flatten some cities. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (8erNz) 75
Enjoy Canada, Princess Yoko.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (88+cf) 76
Another pretty big story that the MSM has put a
complete embargo on; the lawsuit against Exxon by New York State, for BadThink on environmental matters. This was a Big One, about the highest that any of these lawfare projects have gone, backed by the full weight of the New York State's Attorney General, seeking $1.6 Billion in damages. I should point out that the original ruling was made on Dec. 10, but it wasn't covered at all then, either. The suit has now been tossed out by the Judge, on the grounds that New York State, after making big promises for years, had produced absolutely no evidence to back any of the claims it had made against Exxon. Last Friday, the Judge affirmed his ruling, and New York said it would not appeal.. So, it's over. It's dead. The Great Big Climate Lawsuit went to court, and has now been tossed out as nothing but a fantasy and a fraud. What does the MSM have to say about it? Crickets, of course. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM --- IIRC he made a comment that NY State could not produce one single person that had suffered actual "harm" from global warming. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (JUOKG) 77
Finally made it to the food porn!
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (inFcx) 78
Harry is keeping the allowance. Most of it anyway. Wait until he finds out how much tax he owes when he moves to California.
Posted by: henry at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (JMDly) 79
Pulled. Pork.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:31 AM (RD7QR) Popeye's favorite food. Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 11:33 AM (X/Pw5) [stammering] That's All, Folks! Posted by: Porky Pig at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (q1Pj5) 80
Eva Green has a great rack and pretty eyes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (vN4+Q) 81
Objection. The AoSHQ Style Guide clearly stipulates that the accepted spelling is "sammiches".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM (ejd/p) Noted. Will be referred to the AoSHQ Stylebook Committee. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 11:36 AM (t4VPg) 82
Too funny that Bryon York thinks Meghan is 'an emerging 202 issue'. It's true that now that the Queen no longer controls their tongues, we'll be hearing from Harry and Meghan for the 2020 election! Can't wait.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 13, 2020 11:36 AM (+CiEK) Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 11:36 AM (HaL55) 84
62
Did you read the part about kelly sue deconnick being Not A Screenwriter? Yeah, she has no experience as a screenwriter. She is, literally, the perfect choice to write a movie for a girl who has no business being "Capt Marvel." Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (XCHfW) ======== I'd call that confirmation that Phase IV is going to be nothing but woke bullshit. I'm sure Robert Downey Jr. is looking forward to his $100 million paycheck to return as Iron Man at the start of Phase V to try and right the ship. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:36 AM (zZbCU) 85
@52
There is literally no science in the anthropogenic "climate change" assertion. So I'm not surprised NYC whiffed. It's all BS! Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 11:36 AM (mv+Oj) 86
The 007 meme is hilarious.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 11:36 AM (K8gH+) 87
I don't blame that MN fan.
They've never had fair weather, never won the Bowl. Were last there in 1977. Why do fans need to remain loyal to perennial losers? Posted by: Ha Because Detroit and Cleveland would cease to exist if they didn't? Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:36 AM (LLzS4) 88
So can we expect ol Captainess Marvel to lay some serious smackdown on the countries that won't let women walk outside without male escorts, where women who DO that sort of thing get raped, and where women can't even drive a car?
Do you suppose she'll be doing any of that in her Wokeness? Or will she be beating the shit out of Evil White European guys who let women drive, vote, leave the house alone, and write stories for comic book companies? Yeah, #2, because THOSE guys need a good beating for they way they treat womens. Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 11:36 AM (e284m) 89
80 Eva Green has a great rack and pretty eyes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (vN4+Q) props for noticing both Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 11:36 AM (08T1+) 90
From one Texan to another, 3 & 4 are safe.
My word on the Alamo. I'm 99 and four 9's % certain picture 4 is from Sin City: A Dame to Die For. Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (7s3Gx) 91
They were both in that movie "Dark Shadows" with Johnny Depp as an old vampire.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (bDqIh) 92
Her breakout performance was in a Bertolucci movie, The Dreamers.
Terrible movie but she was mostly nekid in it so it had that going for it. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (vN4+Q) 93
As for Sparkle Markle - one doesn't marry commoners and one doesn't marry trash. She cannot possibly be that good in bed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Eau7Wz_D8 Harry had done some shopping around, so apparently something about her got a grip on his nads. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (8erNz) 94
61 52 So, it's over. It's dead. The Great Big Climate Lawsuit went to court, and has now been tossed out as nothing but a fantasy and a fraud. What does the MSM have to say about it? Crickets, of course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:32 AM (Kpl3J) =========== Don't worry. The next Democratic president will sign a bill making it illegal to produce any carbon emissions at all. The law will be used to jail anyone the administration does not like under the excuse of "limited resources". Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (zZbCU) Oh, Lizzie Warren has already promised to sign an executive order banning all new housing construction. Because...reasons. Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (RD7QR) 95
80 Eva Green has a great rack and pretty eyes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (vN4+Q) =========== She and Alexandra Dadarrio should star in a movie together. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (zZbCU) 96
Jonny Lee Miller and Eva Green were in Dark Shadows together...
Posted by: Lyford at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (IapkH) 97
Oh, Lizzie Warren has already promised to sign an executive order banning all new housing construction. Because...reasons.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 * * She wants us all to live in wigwams. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 11:38 AM (Ejm1K) 98
92 Her breakout performance was in a Bertolucci movie, The Dreamers.
Terrible movie but she was mostly nekid in it so it had that going for it. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (vN4+Q) =========== I own it, but I haven't seen it in forever. I may have to rewatch it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:38 AM (zZbCU) 99
Noted. Will be referred to the AoSHQ Stylebook Committee.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 11:36 AM My work here is done. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 11:38 AM (ejd/p) 100
She and Alexandra Dadarrio should star in a movie together.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11: Four very good reasons for buying a ticket to said movie. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 11:38 AM (K8gH+) 101
re: Tom BradyMN Vikings fan here. I read that Kirk Cousins has more playoff game wins this decade than Tom Brady and Drew Brees combined.
Posted by: oldraceral at January 13, 2020 11:38 AM (Tduhe) 102
Murkle will eventually "End up" in the US. Nice to be the safety.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 11:38 AM (dNzKv) 103
72 >>McGurkle doesn't want to live in the United States as long as Trump is
president. And...? I mean, seriously, I'm failing to see the problem here. Aaaaand that's what you get when you're working with the Obama's and Oprah on your #Megxit! Gotta sneak in a superfluous 2020 presidential election jab! Congratulations on making absolutely sure 60 million people will root for your failure. Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (bDqIh) And unfortunately another 60 plus million rooting for your success. GloboHomoPedo Cabal isn't going away quietly. Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:38 AM (inFcx) 104
Hard to tell from the one pic, but I suspect that Kelly Sue is also into "fat acceptance."
Posted by: Wolfus Aureli At a minimum, ill bet she's very into gunt acceptance. Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 11:38 AM (wMHPW) 105
Meg and Harry will divorce before Trump leaves office. Guaranteed.
Posted by: Aud at January 13, 2020 11:38 AM (uBywd) Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 13, 2020 11:39 AM (dfRN6) 107
Attorney General William Barr & FBI Deputy Director David Bowdich will hold a press conference today at 2 pm EST on their findings of a criminal investigation into the deadly mass shooting at NAS Pensacola last month, which left three American sailors dead.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 11:31 AM (BqBId) The motive may never be known. But it's because of Trump's climate of hate. Barr is as lazy a POS as Sessions. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2020 11:39 AM (Ki5SV) 108
100 She and Alexandra Dadarrio should star in a movie together.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11: Four very good reasons for buying a ticket to said movie. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 11:38 AM (K8gH+) ========== *nods sagaciously* Those eyes. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:39 AM (zZbCU) 109
@FarnazFassihi
Iran State TV's anchor resigns saying, "It was very hard for me to believe the killing of my countrymen. I apologize for lying to you on TV for 13 years." Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 11:39 AM (ZLI7S) 110
Maggie Green NSFW pics!
Posted by: Porky Pig at January 13, 2020 11:40 AM (q1Pj5) 111
Thanks for giving real Americans another reason to vote TRUMP.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 13, 2020 11:40 AM (pw+jk) 112
Some Mensa member in my paper yesterday:
"Republicans want to keep the electoral college because they know without it we would always have Democrat presidents." Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC) I rarely criticize my fellow citizens, including declining to vote for Juan Keating McRINO or Mutt Rombley, but I'll be very disappointed if DJT doesn't easily win the popular vote in November. Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 11:40 AM (y7DUB) Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 11:40 AM (mv+Oj) 114
So Prince Ginger and his bride want to move to Vancouver Island. No surprise. Most of Canada wants to move there. Real estate has rocketed. Victoria is beautiful. The locals hate the interlopers.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 11:40 AM (K8gH+) 115
the son of a horse trainer and his cum dumpster yacht twat can go horsefuck for all i care. if the queen really took them out, she'd be doing the world a favor. we are full of assholes.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:40 AM (KP5rU) 116
109 @FarnazFassihi
Iran State TV's anchor resigns saying, "It was very hard for me to believe the killing of my countrymen. I apologize for lying to you on TV for 13 years." Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 11:39 AM (ZLI7S) ========== "Trump encourages treason against lawful government. Impeach!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:41 AM (zZbCU) 117
@FarnazFassihi
Iran State TV's anchor resigns saying, "It was very hard for me to believe the killing of my countrymen. I apologize for lying to you on TV for 13 years." Posted by: JackStraw Down goes Baghdad Bob! Down goes Baghdad Bob! Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:41 AM (LLzS4) 118
Eva Green is an example of someone that I don't find attractive at all contrary to conventional wisdom.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:41 AM (qcIWB) Posted by: Puddleglum, Pittsburgh Pirates fan at January 13, 2020 11:41 AM (vN4+Q) 120
I only know two things about Harry, well three if you count the fact that I know he's a prince. One, he flew Apaches in combat and two, he started the Invictus Games. I know nothing about his wife other than shit I hear on TV news lately and I don't care to know anything. I will make a guess though that she is the one responsible for all this stuff they are about to do.
Posted by: Bill R. at January 13, 2020 11:41 AM (wzzJf) 121
Attorney General William Barr FBI Deputy
Director David Bowdich will hold a press conference today at 2 pm EST on their findings of a criminal investigation into the deadly mass shooting at NAS Pensacola last month, which left three American sailors dead. Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 11:31 AM (BqBId) The motive may never be known. But it's because of Trump's climate of hate. Barr is as lazy a POS as Sessions. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2020 11:39 AM --- Got a gut feeling we are going to be surprised by his press briefing today. They just expelled 12 Saudi's from their flight training and sent them packing back to the sand. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:41 AM (JUOKG) 122
I care about the Royals. They are Royalty. Royal Royalty. She's so pretty. I hear she's thinking of having her own line of scented candles.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (VYwSh) 123
I frankly don't care a whit about the world's wealthiest welfare family.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (YslsA) 124
Iran State TV's anchor resigns saying, "It was very hard for me to
believe the killing of my countrymen. I apologize for lying to you on TV for 13 years." What does that first sentence mean? That's all that islam is about: death and the various sundry ways to achieve it. Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (HaL55) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (+y/Ru) 126
I still think Buttigieg is a dangerous candidate and I think the impeachment trial gives him an advantage:
For review, with updates in honor of Booker: Predictions for someone to google and point to and say what do YOU know anyway: Won't make it to Iowa: Marianne Williamson (ultimate vanity candidacy, she won't be able to qualify for the ballot) [dropped] Wayne Messam (Who? Exactly) [dropped] Tulsi Gabbard (she's burned too many bridges) Drops after Iowa: John Delaney (self funded vanity) Andrew Yang (self funded vanity) Julian Castro (old, old news) [dropped] Amy Klobuchar (last finisher for the women) Kirsten Gillibrand (next-to-last finisher for the women) [dropped] Seth Moulton (maybe - he might not get to Iowa, candidacy doesn't have any reason for being. Against the Iraq War? So was/is Trump.) [dropped] Eric Swalwell (candidacy is to troll Trump - a costly way to do it) [dropped] Jay Inslee [dropped] Drops after NH: John Hickenlooper (honestly I just needed to put someone here) [dropped] Drops after SC: Beto O'Rourke (he can fund himself past a poor showing in Iowa, and the big dropout after Iowa will make him look like a mover until he gets to SC) [dropped] Drops after Super Tuesday: Elizabeth Warren (nobody really likes her anyway - Super Tuesday will demonstrate that definitively) Cory Booker (he will already be reeling from going nowhere with the black vote in SC) [dropped] That will leave the field with this: Joe Biden Pete Buttigieg Bernie Sanders Kamala Harris [dropped] Bernie will run to the convention regardless of where he is. But he is already done. Now here it gets tricky - Harris I don't think can win but the Dems can't let the last candidates all be white men. UNLESS - she drops out, immediately endorses Biden, and Biden says, immediately, I will be glad to have her on my ticket when we get to the convention. Despite the fact I think he won't win, this might actually make him win. If those campaigns are too bitter with each other to do that, that only leaves one candidate: Buttigieg Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2019 10:42 AM (ZfRYq) Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (9VeU0) 127
122 I care about the Royals. They are Royalty. Royal Royalty. She's so pretty. I hear she's thinking of having her own line of scented candles.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (VYwSh) And the scent will be... Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (RD7QR) 128
Oh, Lizzie Warren has already promised to sign an executive order banning all new housing construction. Because...reasons.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (RD7QR) Trump's tweet on her this morning is the best reply. It astounds me to see what keeps happening, first Beto and now Lizzie. A candidate has some support, they start to flounder and then - they start posting absolute insanity that is guaranteed to destroy not only their campaigns, but their entire political careers. I can't think I have ever seen this kind of thing happen since Howard Dean and the days of YAARRRGGHHHHH!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (Kpl3J) 129
>>Too funny that Bryon York thinks Meghan is 'an emerging 202 issue'. It's
true that now that the Queen no longer controls their tongues, we'll be hearing from Harry and Meghan for the 2020 election! Can't wait. It's like Lizzie Warren making her presidency all about trans teens being able to take their same-sex partners to the prom -- it underlines and throws neon sparkles around the discrepancies between a current president who is doing big things for Americans - ALL Americans - vs. these progressive weirdos who are obsessed with boutique issues. Sure, Trump can be cringey to some people, and he does mean tweets (*eye roll*), but at least he does not GAF about celebrities, radical activist causes, and doing the wokest stuff for applause. Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 11:43 AM (bDqIh) 130
128 Oh, Lizzie Warren has already promised to sign an executive order banning all new housing construction. Because...reasons.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (RD7QR) Trump's tweet on her this morning is the best reply. It astounds me to see what keeps happening, first Beto and now Lizzie. A candidate has some support, they start to flounder and then - they start posting absolute insanity that is guaranteed to destroy not only their campaigns, but their entire political careers. I can't think I have ever seen this kind of thing happen since Howard Dean and the days of YAARRRGGHHHHH!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (Kpl3J) ========== Lizzie will be senator from Massachusetts until the day she dies. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:43 AM (zZbCU) 131
It burns: Breitbart-
Rapper and Bernie Sanders backer Cardi B said she would one day like to be a politician, declaring that 'just a couple of years of school' would help her to implement her innovative ideas in Congress. Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 11:43 AM (45lFm) 132
Eva Green is a royal in my book.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 11:43 AM (NVYyb) 133
Harry had done some shopping around, so apparently something about her got a grip on his nads.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (8erNz) Another satisfied client! Posted by: Dr. Kegel at January 13, 2020 11:43 AM (q1Pj5) 134
122 I care about the Royals. They are Royalty. Royal
Royalty. She's so pretty. I hear she's thinking of having her own line of scented candles. Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (VYwSh) And the scent will be... Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (RD7QR) "Meghan's Mish" Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:43 AM (ptqGC) 135
Iran State TV's anchor resigns saying, "It was very hard for me to fbelieve the killing of my countrymen. I apologize for lying to you on TV for 13 years."
- So Iranian media is more honest than CNN. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 11:43 AM (+y/Ru) 136
Two things:
1) As a Canadian, GFY. 2) Honey, you are in for a long wait. ______________ Good news for you Canadians, as your boy-toy premier Justin has apparently agreed that you Canadian taxpayers will be happy to foot the nearly $1 million bill for these two multi-millionaire grifters' personal security. Your tax dollars at work! Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2020 11:44 AM (k4dH2) 137
Who dis female is my ex-girlfriend. OK, dead ringer for her, anyway.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2020 11:44 AM (YslsA) 138
36 "Kelly Sue DeConnick" looks like an RBG wannabe. Just reinforcing my "I don't watch comic book movies" position. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:30 AM (8erNz) You all are going to pay for whatever issues she carries - and by "issues" I think you could just say "lifetime subscription". Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 13, 2020 11:44 AM (hLRSq) 139
How much does Disney pay for a voice over from a real princess? That's her goal.
If I understand correctly, she is not now nor will she ever be a princess unless William and all his children die. There appears to be growing momentum to ensure that she's no longer a Duchess. Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 13, 2020 11:44 AM (muI26) 140
Know what's great in bed......................Bacon Butty & Cofeve.........................Meghan lose the Canadian bacon there's a dear and heavy on the Maple Syrup..............
Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 11:44 AM (5IHGB) 141
131 It burns: Breitbart-
Rapper and Bernie Sanders backer Cardi B said she would one day like to be a politician, declaring that 'just a couple of years of school' would help her to implement her innovative ideas in Congress. Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 11:43 AM (45lFm) Mandatory twerking lessons for the entire nation so we can all share in her experience! Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:44 AM (RD7QR) 142
Eva Green is an example of someone that I don't find attractive at all contrary to conventional wisdom.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:41 AM --- Same here. She is what I call a "plastic" person. Not real just some fake boobs and other stuff. Plus she must have 25 different sets of color contacts, those ain't her real eye colors. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:44 AM (JUOKG) 143
McGurkle doesn't want to live in the United States as long as Trump is president. Can he be president forever? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2020 11:44 AM (aKsyK) 144
>>Oh, Lizzie Warren has already promised to sign an executive order banning all new housing construction. Because...reasons.
Whaaaat? Open borders *plus* mass refugee resettlement *plus* no new houses???? They really do want us to live in high-rise stalls eating bugs. . . Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (bDqIh) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (XCHfW) 146
Eva Green and Pork, some assembly required. I volunteer.
Anywho, her mom was a sex symbol back in the day too. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (r+sAi) 147
Rapper and Bernie Sanders backer Cardi B said she would one day like to be a politician, declaring that 'just a couple of years of school' would help her to implement her innovative ideas in Congress.
- WE'RE SAVED! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (+y/Ru) 148
Don't know who the Who Dis? lady is, but she could pass for Catherine Bach's daughter.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (JoUsr) 149
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Sure, Trump can be cringey to some people, and he does mean tweets (*eye roll*), but at least he does not GAF about celebrities, radical activist causes, and doing the wokest stuff for applause. Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 11:43 AM (bDqIh) ========== And when he's outrageous, it's usually at the service of an issue that people actually care about. Illegal immigration? He was one of two candidates in all of 2016 who said anything about limiting immigration and building a wall. The other guy came in second at the Republican convention. Warren and Buttigieg talking about transgender stuff? It appeals to a very small subset of the population and moves an even small number of them. It's not that Trump is outrageous. It's that he's outrageous in the service of broad American interests. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (zZbCU) 150
Actually that meme about the 35 year old giving up the allowance is wrong unless things have changed again. What I heard via local Denver media breathlessly replaying clips and reading the AP bulletins or whatver was that Prince 'arry and Dutchess Meghan were proposing to be "part-time" for royal duties for now while they work towards financial independence. One wouldn't want the poor dears to have to give up the champagne lifestyle during the transition.
And there I go. I myself did the "who cares" last week, but it is fun to snark on the royalty. Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (n4y+3) 151
95 80 Eva Green has a great rack and pretty eyes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 11:35 AM (vN4+Q) =========== She and Alexandra Dadarrio should star in a movie together. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill Yes. Yes they do. Posted by: Puddleglum, Pittsburgh Pirates fan at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (vN4+Q) 152
Rapper and Bernie Sanders backer Cardi B said she would one day like to be a politician In Nigeria? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (aKsyK) 153
Trump's tweet on her this morning is the best reply. It astounds me to see what keeps happening, first Beto and now Lizzie. A candidate has some support, they start to flounder and then - they start posting absolute insanity that is guaranteed to destroy not only their campaigns, but their entire political careers. I can't think I have ever seen this kind of thing happen since Howard Dean and the days of YAARRRGGHHHHH!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo It only destroys careers in our eyes. Their bases doesn't GAF what they say or do. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (LLzS4) 154
Posted by: oldraceral at January 13, 2020 11:38 AM (Tduhe)
Cleaveland scored more runs in the 2016 WS than the Cubs. Wanna take a gues who has more rings? The Cubs and Brady or those other guys? Posted by: Yeoouuch! at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (/LQkF) 155
A ban on new houses is like a Dog Whistle for... for a ban on new Right? Because that's what it is. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (XCHfW) 156
117 @FarnazFassihi
Iran State TV's anchor resigns saying, "It was very hard for me to believe the killing of my countrymen. I apologize for lying to you on TV for 13 years." Posted by: JackStraw Down goes Baghdad Bob! Down goes Baghdad Bob! Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:41 AM (LLzS4) A female Iranian athlete in the Netherlands just defected, also denouncing the Regime. She said she had wanted to for a long time, that all women in Iran hated the regime, but after the killing of all of the Iranians on the jetliner, she had to. This looks like the beginning of a preference cascade. People on the edge are jumping. Does Iran have anyone as strong as Suleimani who can supply enough force to stop the protests? Or is the last days of Ceaucescu, replayed? Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (Kpl3J) 157
Eva Green, the only woman my wife has approved for my "cheat list"
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (9V81o) 158
Rapper and Bernie Sanders backer Cardi B said she would one day like to
be a politician, declaring that 'just a couple of years of school' would help her to implement her innovative ideas in Congress. So she wants to rob the entire country now, eh? That talentless bint should've been in jail a long time ago for drugging johns and robbing them, something she's proudly admitted. #WASTF Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (HaL55) 159
Why is Megan Markle even a thing over here? She would have had to renounce her US citizenship to take a UK title, so she's not American anymore.
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (Z2HD7) 160
Just finished watching S3 of "The Crown", and seriously, eff all these people. If any of the storylines there are even moderately true, that is one seriously effed up family. American Revolution, man! Suck it, Brits! We got rid of these people, you're stuck with them!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (gz5MT) 161
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It only destroys careers in our eyes. Their bases doesn't GAF what they say or do. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (LLzS4) ========== I think Warren's fine. I don't think Buttigieg is going to hold an elected post again in his life. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:47 AM (zZbCU) 162
https://tinyurl.com/NSFW-Photo-6
Posted by: Marooned at January 13, 2020 11:47 AM (yYptV) 163
I love this post every day. Great memes today, especially.
On another matter I hope we leave the Iranian political situation to the Iranians. Let them sort out their own problems, and hopefully they'll water the tree of liberty with some deserving mullah apparatchiks. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 11:47 AM (NVYyb) 164
I nearly choked on my coffee this morning while perusing the local fish wrap.
There was a delightful picture of protesters in a local park, carrying signs telling us to "get out of Iran." A total of ten (10) hipsters, members of "Savannah Comrades," including one fey, skinny guy sporting the latest Communist Dictators R Us wear. Oh, and one poor dog being dragged along by a skinny guy with a bullhorn. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:47 AM (ptqGC) 165
>>Rapper and Bernie Sanders backer Cardi B said she would one day like to
be a politician Last week: I will be applying for Nigerian citizenship This week: I want to be in Congress Alrghty! You've done such a great job showing your love and loyalty to America who could resist electing you to Congress? /sarc Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 11:47 AM (bDqIh) 166
>>Got a gut feeling we are going to be surprised by his press briefing today.
>>They just expelled 12 Saudi's from their flight training and sent them packing back to the sand. Well, not all of us. Some of those 12 are being expelled for possessing chid pornography. I bet their welcome home in Saudi Arabia will be less than heroic. Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (ZLI7S) 167
91 They were both in that movie "Dark Shadows" with Johnny Depp as an old vampire.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (bDqIh) .....and there's the connection I was looking for. Well done! Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (t4VPg) 168
It only destroys careers in our eyes.
Their bases doesn't GAF what they say or do. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (LLzS4) Beto is finished. Beto will never hold an elective office again, at least not in Texas. Maybe he can move to the Bronx and give AOC a run for her money. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (Kpl3J) 169
I read some of the Harry/Meghan stuff last night. Canada does not want to foot the bill for their security and the couple have not weighed in on paying for it themselves.
Word out on the street is that they're staying with a close friend of the Clinton's and that they're also cozy with the Obamas. Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (gauLa) 170
So Iranian media is more honest than CNN.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 11:43 AM (+y/Ru) === A low bar, a VERY low bar. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (pw+jk) 171
...they won't settle on Vancoofer Island...why?
[ ] It may tip over? [ ] Have to be over 55. [ ] No freebie palace states. Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (5IHGB) 172
Cory Booker dropped out. LOL
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (3aI0K) 173
If I understand correctly, she is not now nor will she ever be a princess unless William and all his children die.
There appears to be growing momentum to ensure that she's no longer a Duchess. Posted by: Laughing in Texas Harry is sixth in line to the throne. Has to be a plague for that to happen. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (LLzS4) 174
137 Who dis female is my ex-girlfriend. OK, dead ringer for her, anyway.
With or without clothing? Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (8erNz) 175
I can't remember the name of the limey ponce at all. I forget he's called Harry within minutes of hearing it every time. I know that his American whore is named Megan. I can't remember her last name, so from now on it's "McGurkle" to me. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 11:49 AM (AzW6q) 176
168 It only destroys careers in our eyes.
Their bases doesn't GAF what they say or do. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (LLzS4) Beto is finished. Beto will never hold an elective office again, at least not in Texas. Maybe he can move to the Bronx and give AOC a run for her money. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (Kpl3J) ======= If he moves to New York, he'll just be another guy living off of his wife. He won't have any real special appeal in his new surroundings. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:49 AM (zZbCU) 177
^^ ESTATES fark.
Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 11:49 AM (5IHGB) 178
Or is the last days of Ceaucescu, replayed?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (Kpl3J) Might be too many mullahs....saturated job market. Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 11:49 AM (X/Pw5) 179
What has Trump done to harm Mrs Windsor?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp) 180
Supposedly Meghan Markle had a child pre-Archie. Facts scrubbed from the interwebs must be true!
Posted by: National Defiler at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (6VO15) 181
The first thing my local fake news told me this morning was there's a new fake poll that says 56% disapprove of the president's "handling of the Iran crisis." Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (XCHfW) 182
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Cory Booker dropped out. LOL Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (3aI0K) Anybody notice? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (N39Ws) 183
Harry is sixth in line to the throne. Has to be a plague for that to happen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM --- Hey, it can happen. Posted by: King Ralph at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (JUOKG) 184
Harry is sixth in line to the throne. Has to be a plague for that to happen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (LLzS4) Tragic accident during a family photo involving an extension cord and a puddle of water. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (wCmLp) 185
173 If I understand correctly, she is not now nor will she ever be a princess unless William and all his children die.
There appears to be growing momentum to ensure that she's no longer a Duchess. Posted by: Laughing in Texas Harry is sixth in line to the throne. Has to be a plague for that to happen. Yeah, you'd have to get past Charlie and William and all his spawn before she stands a chance at Princess Royal, but right now there's a bunch of people stomping their feet to get their dukedom pulled. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (8erNz) 186
127 122 I care about the Royals. They are Royalty. Royal Royalty. She's so pretty. I hear she's thinking of having her own line of scented candles.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (VYwSh) And the scent will be... Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (RD7QR) ------ "Muff" by Megan. Who will have the stronger fragrance, Megan or Gwyneth. Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (VYwSh) 187
Beto is finished. Beto will never hold an elective office again, at least not in Texas. Maybe he can move to the Bronx and give AOC a run for her money.
Posted by: Tom Servo He might if he stayed local to El Paso (state rep included) where his daddy still holds some sway. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (LLzS4) 188
Jed Clampett's dog Duke > Duke of Sussex
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (sAXJ5) 189
She would have had to renounce her US citizenship to take a UK title, so she's not American anymore.
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (Z2HD7) =========== I suppose that's right, though I hadn't thought much about it. She can live in Canada with her UK passport, probably, though I cannot imagine her wanting to stay isolated on Vancouver Island. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (NVYyb) 190
Harry is sixth in line to the throne. Has to be a plague for that to happen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (LLzS4) ------- He's going to be hanging around the West coast pimping his name for his wife's fame. A plague rat is likelier to get him than the London branch of the family. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (AzW6q) 191
Mooch has opened her pie-hole. She sez she and Sparkle have much in common, being that they found themselves in the public eye and blah blah blah blah blah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC) 192
So she wants to rob the entire country now, eh? That talentless bint
should've been in jail a long time ago for drugging johns and robbing them, something she's proudly admitted. === Resume enhancer fr a democrat party politician, comrade. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (pw+jk) 193
Harry, I used to like the guy. Combat veteran, sponsor of combat injured veterans. Then, all of a sudden, Sparkles come into his life, and he is whipped, in a way we can all figure out. Run, Harry.
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182 172
Cory Booker dropped out. LOL Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (3aI0K) Anybody notice? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (N39Ws) Well, his beard will be unemployed, but she'll get work. Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (RD7QR) 195
I know I'm supposed to think Eva Green is hot, I just don't.
There are certain scenes in The Dreamers that might change your mind. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (wzVKm) 196
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A ban on new houses? Seriously? Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (XCHfW) Mud huts will be okay, because eco friendly, and not really houses. Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (e284m) 197
The first thing my local fake news told me this
morning was there's a new fake poll that says 56% disapprove of the president's "handling of the Iran crisis." Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM--- I saw that one too. No where did they post the actual question that was asked. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (JUOKG) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (XCHfW) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (I2dne) Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (JnkiZ) 201
Alrghty! You've done such a great job showing your love and loyalty to America who could resist electing you to Congress? /sarc
_______________ Exactly! Fuck America! Now give me my money and power! Posted by: AOC at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (k4dH2) 202
A female Iranian athlete in the Netherlands just defected, also denouncing the Regime. She said she had wanted to for a long time, that all women in Iran hated the regime, but after the killing of all of the Iranians on the jetliner, she had to.
This looks like the beginning of a preference cascade. People on the edge are jumping. Does Iran have anyone as strong as Suleimani who can supply enough force to stop the protests? Or is the last days of Ceaucescu, replayed? Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (Kpl3J) Frankly this should've happened at least a decade ago except for Gaylord. Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (y7DUB) 203
191 Mooch has opened her pie-hole. She sez she and Sparkle have much in common, being that they found themselves in the public eye and blah blah blah blah blah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC) =========== That's an interesting application of passiveness on Markel's part. I mean, did she expect anonymity when she married into the most prominent royal family on Earth? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (zZbCU) 204
Mr. Scott beat me to the joke.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (wCmLp) 205
The first thing my local fake news told me this morning was there's a new fake poll that says 56% disapprove of the president's "handling of the Iran crisis."
Posted by: Soothsayer I don't think there's 56% of Iranians in Iran that disapprove. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (LLzS4) Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (NVYyb) 207
"Muff" by Megan. Who will have the stronger fragrance, Megan or Gwyneth.
Ask the guys who run the gas sampling thing up on Mauna Loa. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (8erNz) 208
He's going to be hanging around the West coast
pimping his name for his wife's fame. A plague rat is likelier to get him than the London branch of the family. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (AzW6q) Have you seen the video of him promoting his wife's "voice-over talent" to Disney head Eisner? Omg. It's embarrassing. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC) 209
He's going to be hanging around the West coast pimping his name for his wife's fame. A plague rat is likelier to get him than the London branch of the family.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (AzW6q) ++++++++++++ Remember when the plague was a European thing? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (I2dne) 210
Duke's mayo > Duke of Sussex
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (sAXJ5) Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (8erNz) 212
Corey B never Tuned in or Tuned out baybee....
Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (5IHGB) 213
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Mooch has opened her pie-hole. She sez she and Sparkle have much in common, being that they found themselves in the public eye and blah blah blah blah blah. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC) nb And they have almost identical levels of significant accomplishment on their resume. Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (e284m) 214
My ancestors fought in the American Revolution. I don't get a F about the British RF.
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (gmo/4) 215
Grace Kelly >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Megan Markle
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (qcIWB) 216
160 Just finished watching S3 of "The Crown", and seriously, eff all these people. If any of the storylines there are even moderately true, that is one seriously effed up family. American Revolution, man! Suck it, Brits! We got rid of these people, you're stuck with them!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (gz5MT) haven't seen S3, saw all of S1 and S2. One of the points of pride of that show is that they've had the cooperation of the Royal Family, and they strove to be as absolutely true to life as they possibly could be. Yep, they are one seriously effed up family. Royalty usually is. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (Kpl3J) 217
>>Oh, Lizzie Warren has already promised to sign an executive order banning all new housing construction. Because...
As Obama fucked up the Medical Industry. Lizzie wants to fuck up the Housing Industry. Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (JnkiZ) 218
Mooch has opened her pie-hole. She sez she and Sparkle have much in common, being that they found themselves in the public eye and blah blah blah blah blah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Markle has a penis? I knew Harry was kinky, but.... Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (LLzS4) 219
Kelly Sue: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (q1Pj5) 220
Trump's tweet on her this morning is the best reply. It astounds me to see what keeps happening, first Beto and now Lizzie. A candidate has some support, they start to flounder and then - they start posting absolute insanity that is guaranteed to destroy not only their campaigns, but their entire political careers. I can't think I have ever seen this kind of thing happen since Howard Dean and the days of YAARRRGGHHHHH!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:42 AM (Kpl3J) In a field of a zillion when they start foundering they start cranking up the crazy to get attention. And the field is so far left from jump street that they have to get WAY out there. Impeachment trial is going to damage Warren's campaign. Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (9VeU0) 221
Frankly this should've happened at least a decade ago except for Gaylord.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (y7DUB) Despite my issues with W's administration and their handling of Iraq and Afghanistan, I think that they had managed to make the larger strategy work. By 2009 Iraq had a fragile peace, and Iran was at the edge of collapse. And then Obama threw it all away. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 13, 2020 11:54 AM (wCmLp) 222
If Warren bans new housing starts, will there be house sanctuary cities?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 13, 2020 11:54 AM (Uu+Jp) 223
So. . . that Captain Marvel 2 writer bit is *not* a joke?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 11:54 AM (bDqIh) 224
Harry, I used to like the guy. Combat veteran, sponsor of combat injured veterans. Then, all of a sudden, Sparkles come into his life, and he is whipped, in a way we can all figure out. Run, Harry. Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (C1Lsn) Well, Sparkle was smart enough to give him a son, so he'll be tied to her for life. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:54 AM (ptqGC) 225
Holy shit, what if she comes back, runs for Congress with AOC as her VP, and Harry becomes First Husband!
Then he sticks it to his brother William, by then King of All England. Don't steal my idea you bastards, I'm gonna start writing the script for Netflix! Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 11:55 AM (e284m) 226
202 A female Iranian athlete in the Netherlands just defected, also denouncing the Regime. She said she had wanted to for a long time, that all women in Iran hated the regime, but after the killing of all of the Iranians on the jetliner, she had to.
I've been saying this since the list of casualties came out. There were 'Canadians', 'Britons', etc. on that plane, but almost universally they were ethnic Persians. Iran just shot down everyone's uncles, nieces, cousins. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:55 AM (8erNz) 227
Time for the Stuart's?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 11:55 AM (K8gH+) 228
.. So Meaghan is gonna be FUCKIN' GOOFY again???
Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 11:55 AM (5IHGB) 229
Got a gut feeling we are going to be surprised by his press briefing today.
They just expelled 12 Saudi's from their flight training and sent them packing back to the sand. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:41 AM (JUOKG) Please don't take this the way it reads - NAS Pensacola was a horrible thing, but IMO, Barr should be concentrating on the treasonous assholes involved in the coup against Trump. I want blood from Clinton and Comey, not some weard-bearded, lice-infested, feculent asswipe of a Saudi. Barr should be taking on the elephant in the room, not the little mice around its feet. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2020 11:55 AM (Ki5SV) 230
Iran just shot down everyone's uncles, nieces, cousins.
yes and just out of spite... they will reap the whirlwind Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (Rarvo) 231
Sure, Trump can be cringey to some people, and he does mean tweets (*eye roll*), but at least he does not GAF about celebrities, radical activist causes, and doing the wokest stuff for applause. Posted by: Lizzy I was working on my Bible study this morning, when in the day's lesson, the author gives a heart-warming story about a little boy granted a "skip school" slip by none other than...Barack Obama. The author then proceeded to lionize this meeting. I looked up the author's opinions on Trump, just for funzies, and saw that he was "baffled over Evangelical Trump supporters." Now I am heartsick that my church thinks enough of this person to ask us to spend money on his books, and that others in the church support similar views. Also, saw our neighbor shove a dog in his trunk and drive away. This has been a hard morning. Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (mFoNl) 232
So the candles will smell like old petroleum jelly.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (o2JKA) 233
Nice little tidbit from the IG report
Associate Deputy Attorney General Ohrs continued contacts with Crossfire Hurricane dossier author Christopher Steele, Horowitz revealed a significant detail that to date has been overlooked: On December 7, 2016, Ohr conveyed an interagency meeting (including representatives from the FBI) regarding strategy in dealing with Russian Oligarch 1. So Ohr and the FBI were trying to meet with Russia to dump on Trump. About a month after he was elected. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (JFO2v) 234
My ancestors fought in the American Revolution. I don't get a F about the British RF.
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (gmo/4) Mine, too. *fist bump* Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (ptqGC) 235
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So. . . that Captain Marvel 2 writer bit is *not* a joke? Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 11:54 AM (bDqIh) She could apply for the part of Edna Mode if Disney ever makes a live action Incredibles. Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (e284m) 236
168 It only destroys careers in our eyes.
Their bases doesn't GAF what they say or do. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:45 AM (LLzS4) Beto is finished. Beto will never hold an elective office again, at least not in Texas. Maybe he can move to the Bronx and give AOC a run for her money. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (Kpl3J) Beto never held elective office I thought. Some career. Posted by: Someguy at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (Zm+LZ) 237
Won't come to America as long as Trump's in office? Gonna have to wait until 2025, and they'll probably be divorced before then anyway.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (2C/tD) 238
Wow - Deval Patrick isn't even polling in the Dem race.
People who are not even running anymore are ahead of him. Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (9VeU0) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (zBaqJ) 240
There was a delightful picture of protesters in a local park, carrying signs telling us to "get out of Iran." We're in Iran? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (aKsyK) 241
Time for the Stuart's?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 11:55 AM (K8gH+) Patrick? Marty? Rod? Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (q1Pj5) 242
Two popes enter . . .
TWO POPES: Benedict defends priestly celibacy as Francis considers changes... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (+y/Ru) 243
236
Beto never held elective office I thought. Some career. Posted by: Someguy at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (Zm+LZ) ======= He was El Paso's federal representative. That's it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:57 AM (zZbCU) 244
Have you seen the video of him promoting his wife's "voice-over talent" to Disney head Eisner? Omg. It's embarrassing. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC) ------ Oh no. If there's a Richter scale for cringe, that has to be an 11. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 11:57 AM (AzW6q) 245
Eva Green, the only woman my wife has approved for my "cheat list"
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 13, 2020 11:46 AM (9V81o) Wait! What!!!??? Tout supposed to let the wife approve the list??? No way dude. Mrs D owns every model of Bluebell's shivs. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 11:57 AM (K8gH+) 246
203 191 Mooch has opened her pie-hole. She sez she and Sparkle have much in common, being that they found themselves in the public eye and blah blah blah blah blah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:51 AM (ptqGC) =========== That's an interesting application of passiveness on Markel's part. I mean, did she expect anonymity when she married into the most prominent royal family on Earth? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (zZbCU) Here's a scenario: 1. Mooch divorces Bambi. B. Mooch marries Meaghan AND Harry, forming a throuple. iii. Mooch runs for the presidency because she checks so many boxes that she's irresistible. d. Mooch/Meaghan win, Harry becomes First Cuck, and the aliens arrive and sanitize the planet of all life because we're clearly too stupid to be allowed to move out into the galaxy. Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 11:57 AM (RD7QR) 247
Rapper and Bernie Sanders backer Cardi B said she would one day like to
be a politician, declaring that 'just a couple of years of school' would help her to implement her innovative ideas in Congress. I thought that overplumped autotuned welfare queen said the other day she was taking out Nigerian citizenship because she was scared of living in Trump'a America? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2020 11:57 AM (Ki5SV) 248
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There was a delightful picture of protesters in a local park, carrying signs telling us to "get out of Iran." We're in Iran? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (aKsyK) ========== They already had the signs made. What else were they going to do with them? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:57 AM (zZbCU) 249
Kelly Sue's superpower is invisibility to straight white males.
Posted by: x at January 13, 2020 11:57 AM (nFwvY) 250
I normally don't like the leatherwear look, but Who Dis? girl is *wearin'* that dress! She does have a five-head though.
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2020 11:57 AM (sAXJ5) 251
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I feel in love with a Mexican girl Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 11:57 AM (ZLI7S) 252
Yep, they are one seriously effed up family. Royalty usually is. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM --- All of that inbreeding. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:58 AM (JUOKG) Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:58 AM (Qf83p) 254
Also, saw our neighbor shove a dog in his trunk and drive away. This has been a hard morning.
Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (mFoNl) Omg, Moki. Prayers for you, and prayers for that poor dog. Our pastor never brings up politics, but he's been increasingly working my last nerve. He has brought up David Brooks a couple of times, and recently recommended John Kasich's book. I made such a deep sigh in church, my husband whispered, "Calm down!" Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:59 AM (ptqGC) 255
Look, if you can believe that an island can capsize, you can be a Congress person.
If you have no significant or worthwhile accomplishments at all though, apart form chowing down on dog once in a while, you can be President. Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 11:59 AM (e284m) 256
Interesting photos of Batshit Bernie and Tomahawk Lizzie on Drudge.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 11:59 AM (+y/Ru) 257
Barr should be taking on the elephant in the room, not the little mice around its feet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2020 11:55 AM (Ki5SV) One of those "little mice" pulled out a gun and murdered 3 people on the base. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:59 AM (Kpl3J) 258
I can't remember the name of the limey ponce at all. I forget he's
called Harry within minutes of hearing it every time. I know that his American whore is named Megan. I can't remember her last name, so from now on it's "McGurkle" to me. Mark and Sparkle Farkle. Old memes are the best memes, mostly because millennials have no idea what you're talking about even though they spend all their time with their faces in a screen. It's like a code. Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 11:59 AM (HaL55) 259
Here's a scenario:
1. Mooch divorces Bambi. B. Mooch marries Meaghan AND Harry, forming a throuple. iii. Mooch runs for the presidency because she checks so many boxes that she's irresistible. d. Mooch/Meaghan win, Harry becomes First Cuck, and the aliens arrive and sanitize the planet of all life because we're clearly too stupid to be allowed to move out into the galaxy. Posted by: joncelli Sadly, I'm ok with that. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:59 AM (LLzS4) 260
My ancestors fought in the American Revolution. I don't get a F about the British RF.
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (gmo/4) Mine, too. *fist bump* Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (ptqGC) Ditto. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 11:59 AM (K8gH+) 261
Checked out Harry and Meghan's Royal Sussex website. Has a section called 'Serving the Monarchy'. Should read 'Severing.'
Posted by: Arthur Treacher III at January 13, 2020 12:00 PM (6VO15) Posted by: Ha at January 13, 2020 12:00 PM (NSFCQ) 263
260 My ancestors fought in the American Revolution. I don't get a F about the British RF.
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 11:53 AM (gmo/4) Mine, too. *fist bump* Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (ptqGC) Ditto. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 11:59 AM (K8gH+) ======== John and Shadrack. Father and son in the North Carolina militia. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:00 PM (zZbCU) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 12:00 PM (XCHfW) 265
234 My ancestors fought in the American Revolution. I don't get a F about the British RF.
On one side my ancestors were in Canada until the mid-1800s. On the other I know nothing until they got the hell out of Dodge one step ahead of the Germans in 1914. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:00 PM (8erNz) 266
Have you seen the video of him promoting his wife's "voice-over talent" to Disney head Eisner? Omg. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC) ------ Oh no. If there's a Richter scale for cringe, that has to be an 11. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 11:57 AM (AzW6q) Oh, it's beyond cringe-worthy. Harry is practically begging Eisner to hire Sparkle, and even Eisner looks uncomfortable. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 12:01 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 12:01 PM (XCHfW) 268
*quivering lip sobbing*
Posted by: T-Bone at January 13, 2020 12:01 PM (vGJY7) 269
The Vancouver estate is owned by Frank Giustra of U1 fame. Wow.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 12:01 PM (U7k5w) 270
Our pastor never brings up politics, but he's been increasingly working my last nerve. He has brought up David Brooks a couple of times, and recently recommended John Kasich's book. I made such a deep sigh in church, my husband whispered, "Calm down!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at Oh good heavens! Kasich?? Seriously???? The neighbor thing was the rancid cherry on the crap sundae this morning. I want to stalk his house and grab the dog, but husband won't let me. Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 12:01 PM (mFoNl) 271
Also, saw our neighbor shove a dog in his trunk and drive away. This has been a hard morning.
Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (mFoNl) Going to the vet? I take my dog out for a ride sometimes, just for fun. Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 13, 2020 12:01 PM (+CiEK) 272
261 Checked out Harry and Meghan's Royal Sussex website. Has a section called 'Serving the Monarchy'. Should read 'Severing.'
I thought that'd be the one where the Duchess is on her knees... Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:02 PM (8erNz) 273
Wait! What!!!???
Tout supposed to let the wife approve the list??? No way dude. Mrs D owns every model of Bluebell's shivs. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 11:57 AM (K8gH+) Honestly is the best policy Posted by: Defenestratus at January 13, 2020 12:02 PM (9V81o) 274
The 007 meme is freaking golden. Lol...That stupid twit Markle has successfully turned the opinion of most Brits against her and Harry. Not to mention Canadians and Americans. She does have hollywood on her side. But leeches and parasites stick together.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 12:02 PM (a0IVu) 275
Beto never held elective office I thought. Some career.
Posted by: Someguy at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (Zm+LZ) Beto was a 3 term Congressman from El Paso. He gave it up to run against Cruz. (He never did anything but sit in the back and stay stoned while he was in Congress) Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 12:02 PM (Kpl3J) 276
Wife watches "the Royals" I head elsewhere. I've never given two shits about the royals. It reminds me of why we left England in the first place and I don't get people's fascination with them. It's like the kardashiam thing. I will just never ever understand it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:02 PM (iBBEC) 277
I think it's interesting that Markle made sure to trot her obviously black mother out when there would be a lot of press to publicize Markle's African-American heritage. But, when the press was not there (as during her $500,000 baby shower) Mom's not there. Couldn't help but wonder if that was part of not inviting her father's side to the wedding. That would mean she had to recognize her white background.
Posted by: EveR at January 13, 2020 12:03 PM (R0z7P) 278
Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (mFoNl)
Going to the vet? I take my dog out for a ride sometimes, just for fun. Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 13, 2020 12:01 PM (+CiEK) In the trunk? I'd call the police. Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 12:03 PM (U7k5w) 279
People try to draw my husband into political statements on frequent occasions. He nods and smiles a lot. No endorsements.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2020 12:03 PM (kjKrC) Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 12:03 PM (NVYyb) 281
On the other I know nothing until they got the hell out of Dodge one step ahead of the Germans in 1914.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:00 PM (8erNz) Damn nazis are in Dodge City??? Clearly Wyatt didn't clean up that town enough. Next thing you know they'll be bombing Pearl Harbor again. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 12:03 PM (K8gH+) 282
How do you square "uber feminist" and "Islam activist"?
That's like "working to end racial discrimination, and hates Negroes." Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 13, 2020 12:03 PM (E+OcO) 283
191 Mooch has opened her pie-hole. She sez she and Sparkle have much in common, being that they found themselves in the public eye and blah blah blah blah blah.
______________ Found themselves in the public eye? LOL, yeah like racoons "find themselves" in trash cans. Both of these grifters sought out cameras and sucked anyone and anything they thought could help them get more face time and $$$. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2020 12:03 PM (k4dH2) 284
Lizzie will be senator from Massachusetts until the day she dies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:43 AM Sadly, this. Unless she gets primaried by an even more rabid lefty. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 12:03 PM (ejd/p) 285
Wow - Deval Patrick isn't even polling in the Dem race.
People who are not even running anymore are ahead of him. Posted by: blaster ---------- *hmm. so I still have a shot at it* Posted by: Beto at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (xSo9G) 286
I have to say, Piers Morgan is letting them have it over there.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (a0IVu) 287
Hey babe! I wanted to go over this cheat li
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (k6se/) 288
How's that joke go about the couple who get to choose their hall passes, and the wife picks Mark Harmon (or the like), and the husband picks that chick with the big boobs that works at the video store.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (9VeU0) 289
So Kelly Sue McDonnick will make the next Captain Marvel an Islamic transgender woman?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (WI7YS) 290
Only one quarter of family has been here for a long time. They were Scots-Irish settlers (squatters). I *think* they may have been around since AR1. Don't know if any of them fought in it.
Still don't give a tinker's dam about some family of inbred child molesters with porphyria who live in a big house in a small country. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (AzW6q) 291
If Sparkle is staying with Giustra, then the Clinton/Obama team is running an assault on the RF.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (U7k5w) 292
Wife watches "the Royals" I head elsewhere. I've never given two shits about the royals. It reminds me of why we left England in the first place and I don't get people's fascination with them. It's like the kardashiam thing. I will just never ever understand it.
Posted by: Minnfidel Especially the Kardashians. It truly is mystifying. Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (Qf83p) 293
Beto was a 3 term Congressman from El Paso. He gave it up to run against Cruz. (He never did anything but sit in the back and stay stoned while he was in Congress) Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 12:02 PM (Kpl3J) So, Obama, only now in tasteless Vanilla flavor. Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (e284m) 294
Going to the vet? I take my dog out for a ride sometimes, just for fun.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen a He shoved the dog in a laundry basket in the trunk and closed the lid, and stared at us staring at him, then drove off. He is non-caucasian, so yes, I feel uncomfortable calling the police. I'd rather steal the dog and dare him to report me. Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (mFoNl) 295
HARRY POT HEAD is #1 on the BBC charts.
Meaghan " He put a speil on me among other things" sobs uncontrolably Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (5IHGB) 296
278 Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (mFoNl)
Going to the vet? I take my dog out for a ride sometimes, just for fun. Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 13, 2020 12:01 PM (+CiEK) In the trunk? I'd call the police. Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 12:03 PM (U7k5w) Save that call for when it's the Girlfriend. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 12:05 PM (Kpl3J) 297
It's like the kardashiam thing. I will just never ever understand it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:02 PM (iBBEC) People love to look at car crashes. Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 12:05 PM (2C/tD) Posted by: x at January 13, 2020 12:05 PM (nFwvY) 299
My own (former) minister has recently apologized for telling me to find another church. He made a special effort to come see me in person. But he will not agree to stop calling PDJT a racist in his homilies. So we are still at loggerheads. I hope more people stop donating, as I have.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 12:05 PM (NVYyb) 300
Yikes, Moki.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 12:05 PM (bDqIh) 301
Save that call for when it's the Girlfriend.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 12:05 PM (Kpl3J) Nah, I'll go for animal abuse. Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (U7k5w) 302
In the trunk? I'd call the police.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 12:03 PM (U7k5w) Of course not. Read as truck, not trunk. Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (+CiEK) 303
Megarry could move to Hawaii. That's really not part of the USA anymore.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (qcIWB) 304
Kelly Sue: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Count de Monet -- Who volunteers to check? Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (45lFm) 305
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It's like the kardashiam thing. I will just never ever understand it. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:02 PM (iBBEC) People love to look at car crashes. Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 12:05 PM (2C/tD) Will she be getting the big ass now? Any chance her dad will become a woman? Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (e284m) 306
Anyone watch "Scandalous: Ruby Ridge" on Fox last night? It was Part One, and I thought I'd have a rage stroke.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (ptqGC) 307
Two ancestors fought the Brits in the Revolutionary War. One was a Mutt the other a drunken ass irishman.
I hardly ever tell anyone about the irishman. can't choose em i guess. Posted by: In honor of saf at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (/LQkF) 308
279 People try to draw my husband into political statements on frequent occasions. He nods and smiles a lot. No endorsements.
Posted by: grammie winger at Because he is a man of God. And he has you to keep him centered. Thank you grammie Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (mFoNl) 309
Thank God our pastor came out strong against the Cult of Global Warming!
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (sAXJ5) 310
dog's probably dead. no need to have it shot.
Posted by: x at January 13, 2020 12:05 PM (nFwvY) If it's dead, that's different. Though I wouldn't have chosen the trunk Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (U7k5w) 311
.. Has the QUEEN had her barbed cock meeting with the "two" yet?
the Thames is running red this morning and the Tower head chopper is back on duty. Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (5IHGB) 312
Is it just me, or does the "who dis" lady look a lot like young Gillian Anderson?
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 13, 2020 12:07 PM (MLs9r) 313
Maybe the neighbor is testing the canard about putting your wife and your dog in the trunk and seeing who is happy to see you 3 hours later?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 12:07 PM (q1Pj5) 314
Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (mFoNl)
Maybe he was just taking the dog to the restaurant. Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 12:07 PM (X/Pw5) 315
Mooch has opened her pie-hole. She sez she and Sparkle have much in common, being that they found themselves in the public eye and blah blah blah blah blah.
- Neither has enough brains to be assistant night manager at a Taco Bell. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 12:07 PM (+y/Ru) 316
Especially the Kardashians. It truly is mystifying.
'Real Housewives of...' My wife has that on, I walk in, mutter something about tanning-parlor whores, and walk out. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:07 PM (8erNz) 317
Corey is out?! I was his best made-up/composite friend.
Posted by: T - Bone at January 13, 2020 12:07 PM (6VO15) 318
It said trunk.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 12:07 PM (U7k5w) 319
I go to the Cathedral in Charleston, and the effective pastor (the actual one is the Bishop) is a monseigneur. He's really well educated and obviously quite conservative. It's nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:07 PM (zZbCU) 320
Shockingly, Cory has tired of being in the rear
Posted by: REDACTED at January 13, 2020 12:08 PM (rpxSz) 321
Especially the Kardashians. It truly is mystifying. Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 12:04 PM (Qf83p) I have dinner once a month with some women who live for watching the Kardashians, real house wifes, this is us, etc etc. Since I never watch any of that shit, I just hit the booze. Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 12:08 PM (a0IVu) 322
The Royals are evil criminal fucks. Great friends of Jimmy Saville. The shit he did are things that would get me banned if I typed them here. Lets just say pedo with a love for babies and necrophilia and being covered in blood.
They are part of the GloboHomoPedo Cabal. Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 12:08 PM (iLaBB) 323
Neither has enough brains to be assistant night manager at a Taco Bell.
It's not WHAT you know, it's WHO you know. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:08 PM (8erNz) Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 12:08 PM (45lFm) 325
Also, saw our neighbor shove a dog in his trunk and drive away.
------- Any chance your neighbor is a mobster? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 12:08 PM (xSo9G) 326
311: It's interesting to see the Obama/Clinton connection getting bigger by the day with those Markles.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 12:08 PM (U7k5w) 327
Beto never held elective office I thought. Some career.
Posted by: Someguy Beto was a 3 term Congressman from El Paso. He gave it up to run against Cruz. (He never did anything but sit in the back and stay stoned while he was in Congress) Posted by: Tom Servo You want power and a fiefdom in Texas? Become a county judge. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:09 PM (LLzS4) 328
On the other I know nothing until they got the hell out of Dodge one step ahead of the Germans in 1914.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:00 PM (8erNz) Damn nazis are in Dodge City??? - Doc Adams doing medical experiments. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 12:09 PM (+y/Ru) 329
My husband has had a couple of conversations with our pastor on Friday night "Bored" meetings with other guys from our church.
They've educated him somewhat. D'oh and another guy told him to quit getting his "news" from CNN and MSNBC. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 12:09 PM (ptqGC) 330
Eva Green. She was in Casino Royale as Bond's love interest. She's awfully good-looking and gets naked easily -- she was in some French art film called "The Dreamers" which saved a LOT of money on the costume budget, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 13, 2020 12:09 PM (E9Auk) 331
I thought that'd be the one where the Duchess is on her knees...
Wouldn't that be "Servicing" the Royals? Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 12:09 PM (HaL55) 332
What makes this couple of idiots think we want them in our country, at any point? Especially the 58 million or so who voted for Trump?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 12:09 PM (1YX6n) 333
Beto is married to a billionaire's daughter.
I am guessing all he does from here on out is stay stoned. Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 12:09 PM (9VeU0) 334
Dear heavens, Mike Hammer! Thanks for putting that tidbit in my overwired brain!
Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 12:10 PM (mFoNl) 335
Interestingly, Markle has been the only person the Obama's and Oprah have thrown support as far as 2020. Just sayin.....
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 12:10 PM (iLaBB) 336
http://bit.ly/2TlIDx8
******* Tragic: Footage Of Epstein Suicide Found Hanging In Cell | The Babylon Bee Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:10 PM (BqBId) 337
290 Only one quarter of family has been here for a long time. They were Scots-Irish settlers (squatters). I *think* they may have been around since AR1. Don't know if any of them fought in it."
Had a couple of family lines that were in it. Our favorite story is of the Scotsman who emigrated here in the mid 1700's, when his land back home was stolen by a Lord. He enlisted in Washington's Army, along with his two sons, when he was 80 years old. When asked by everyone why he would do such a thing at his age, he would reply "I've waited all of my life to kill Englishmen, and I'm not going to let anything stop me now!" Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 12:10 PM (Kpl3J) 338
I don't really care about football, but when I saw Tom Brady on TV recently, I noticed his hair was darker than it was 15 years ago, which was the last time I paid attention to him.
Yep, he's dyeing it. Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 13, 2020 12:10 PM (2RBkF) 339
One of those "little mice" pulled out a gun and murdered 3 people on the base.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:59 AM (Kpl3J) I understand that. I said it was horrible. I merely think Barr ought to be concentrating his firepower somewhere else. And I'm going to leave this thread now before I get flamed or banned. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2020 12:10 PM (Ki5SV) 340
Also, saw our neighbor shove a dog in his trunk and drive away. This is just like that movie Rear Window. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 12:10 PM (XCHfW) 341
You want power and a fiefdom in Texas? Become a county judge.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:09 PM (LLzS4) Only thing that kept Houston decent. We've lost that to the Dems. Shouldn't take them more than 10 years to turn us into Detroit. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 12:10 PM (qcIWB) 342
omg, Trump's twitter feed making fun of Booker is too damn funny. We need 4 more years of this man.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 12:11 PM (a0IVu) 343
You want power and a fiefdom in Texas? Become a county judge. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:09 PM (LLzS4) Yeah. Clearly becoming a do nothing Texas Congressman with a fake mexican name is like being on really good drugs though, if it makes you think you can be a Senator, and then when you fail at that, you think you can run for President! Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 12:11 PM (e284m) 344
I haven't really cared about the Royals since George Brett retired.
Posted by: irright at January 13, 2020 12:11 PM (aSKRB) 345
Spartacus Departacus.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:11 PM (BqBId) 346
Kelly Sue: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: Count de Monet -- Who volunteers to check? Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 12:06 PM (45lFm) ----- Hard pass. Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:11 PM (gz5MT) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 12:11 PM (Boy/L) 348
Jonny Lee Miller needs to learn to tie his necktie like a grown-up. It's a little four-in-hand that's too small for the tie and the collar, and isn't straight either.
Posted by: Otto Zilch at January 13, 2020 12:11 PM (AFztM) 349
344 I haven't really cared about the Royals since George Brett retired.
Posted by: irright at January 13, 2020 12:11 PM (aSKRB) ========= They should all die in a fire. -signed, angry A's fan Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:12 PM (zZbCU) 350
As a lifelong communist of color...
Posted by: Muggles Merkin at January 13, 2020 12:12 PM (vtcmf) 351
The thing is: Meghan left the country with their kid. She's establishing residency outside of the UK.
Apparently in 2018 a father's rights group predicted she would do this to Harry (free post on PJmedia about it). He's screwed now, as she's forcing him to decide between his home and the kid. Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 12:12 PM (bDqIh) 352
Welp, it's going to get up to 80 here this week, and then, according to Joe Bastardi, the whole nation gets the deep freeze treatment.
My budding plants and trees will love that. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 12:12 PM (ptqGC) 353
Harry is sixth in line to the throne. Has to be a plague for that to happen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:48 AM (LLzS4) *points at the salmon mousse* Posted by: The Angel of Death in a Funny Hat at January 13, 2020 12:13 PM (Mr0eF) 354
You want power and a fiefdom in Texas? Become a county judge. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:09 PM --- You ain't kidding. Friggin Judge randy moore here in Fannin County wants to declare a 5,000 foot set back for any new construction on the new lake they are building. That's insane and will make nearly everyone's "lakefront" property worthless. Can't do much to stop him either. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 12:13 PM (JUOKG) Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 13, 2020 12:13 PM (T09ml) 356
"And in other news, the Iranian mullahs burned so many American flags
during the Soleimani funeral that I thought, holy crap, Iran has got more American flags than the entire Democratic Party." You would think the Dems/MSM could at least work up a little rage about the carbon footprint of the flag burnings. Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2020 12:13 PM (MxEKc) 357
Vancouver is a hub for Canadian tv and film. 500 quatloos that Markle scores the role replacing Lori Loughlin on When Calls the Heart.
Don't ask me how I know the name of that show. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 12:13 PM (K8gH+) 358
Tragic: Footage Of Epstein Suicide Found Hanging In Cell | The Babylon Bee
The problem with the Bee is that they're too good. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:13 PM (8erNz) 359
HARRY POT HEAD is #1 on the BBC charts.
Meaghan " He put a speil on me among other things" Wow. I actually grokked that comment for once. Now I'm scared. Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 12:13 PM (HaL55) 360
The thing is: Meghan left the country with their kid. She's establishing residency outside of the UK.
Apparently in 2018 a father's rights group predicted she would do this to Harry (free post on PJmedia about it). He's screwed now, as she's forcing him to decide between his home and the kid. Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 12:12 PM (bDqIh) Yep. I'm pretty sure that was her plan all along. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC) 361
400 years ago - the Megan and Harry story would result in a collection of Euro morons trying to cross the channel with an army to restore 'the rightful heir'.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 12:14 PM (e284m) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 12:14 PM (CDGwz) 363
Apparently in 2018 a father's rights group predicted she would do this to Harry (free post on PJmedia about it).
He's screwed now, as she's forcing him to decide between his home and the kid. Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 12:12 PM (bDqIh) They are going to Canada which is in the Commonwealth. And she won't move to US until Trump is out of office. Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 12:14 PM (9VeU0) 364
Unless you have a Christian pastor who never mentions politics, and I mean NEVER, people are going to have one who sometimes has opinions which sometimes get on your nerves. Would that make you disown them? Is their preaching sound? Do the books they have generally enrich your faith, glorifying God and lifting up Jesus and helping people on the road to discipleship? Do they have good pastoral skills? Hey, I'm not a congregant, but I have people in my congregation who have different views than I do about things (As far as I know they're not radically leftist but some are traditional liberals) and I still love them and we mange to work together. I realize if your family just hates you and doesn't want to see you because of the political divide that's a different and very painful issues, but I wouldn't burn some pastor at the stake because hel ikes John Kasich. Who knows? maybe there's something worthwhile even in John Kasichs' book.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 12:14 PM (WI7YS) 365
My budding plants and trees will love that. Posted by: Jane D'oh Yep, we have tulips and daffodils popping up. My spring garden is going to be awful this year. Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 12:14 PM (mFoNl) 366
357 Vancouver is a hub for Canadian tv and film. 500 quatloos that Markle scores the role replacing Lori Loughlin on When Calls the Heart.
Cue the theme to 'Wiseguy'... Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:14 PM (8erNz) 367
Doesn't Archie get a voice in this? Boy did they royally fuck him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:15 PM (cEsBM) 368
I don't watch TV much, but when I do I wonder how it's possible people care about some of this shit. I can honestly say between the three, kardumiums, royal megixt pap and other stuff like the bachelor, it's been about 30 seconds total. Which was 29 too much. A friend had a great point about the bachelor and bachelorette shows. All of them are good looking. How effed up do they have to be have to go on a show to find romance?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:15 PM (iBBEC) 369
I have a thing for dark-haired British actresses. It's not weird. Thank you for the Eva Green hit.
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 12:16 PM (iTXRQ) 370
Yep. I'm pretty sure that was her plan all along.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC) Yeah, she wasn't famous enough before to be a KhaKrashian, now though, they can live off morons following their every move via subscription. and the drama will write itself, and get even better when "Archie" starts coming of age. Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 12:16 PM (e284m) 371
369 I have a thing for dark-haired British actresses. It's not weird. Thank you for the Eva Green hit.
She be Frog, dude. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (8erNz) 372
Who's betting that poor Archie will be dubbed transgender at three?
Posted by: EveR at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (R0z7P) 373
Whats the loony left gonna do when Don jr takes over for his 8 years?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (LYi+h) 374
>>They are going to Canada which is in the Commonwealth. And she won't move to US until Trump is out of office.
But she's making him decide between being in Britain with his family or in Canada with his wife and kid. She effectively removes him from the day to day royal events and family contact. Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (bDqIh) 375
Doesn't Archie get a voice in this? Boy did they royally fuck him Posted by: Nevergiveup ====== He'll make a decision on this as soon as he picks his gender. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (M9ntN) 376
371 369 I have a thing for dark-haired British actresses. It's not weird. Thank you for the Eva Green hit.
She be Frog, dude. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (8erNz) ========== Little known secret: her sex sounds are all variations of ribbits. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (zZbCU) 377
@CNN 4 minutes ago
JUST IN: Queen Elizabeth II says the royal family has agreed on a "period of transition," during which the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will split their time between Canada and the UK. I heard on FBN 8-9 Months in Canada, the rest in England. Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (cF8AT) 378
372 Who's betting that poor Archie will be dubbed transgender at three?
Posted by: EveR at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (R0z7P) ========= I think they've already said they're not raising him with a gender. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:18 PM (zZbCU) 379
and the drama will write itself, and get even better when "Archie" starts coming of age. Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 12:16 PM (e284m) ------- I think I recall some Moron around here saying she already had some "I Am Jazz" storyline written for the kid. Can't wait for that show to hit the airwaves. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 12:18 PM (AzW6q) 380
Pretty sure the Harry and the Royals could and would have Megan disappear or suffer an car crash if she alienated him from his child.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 12:18 PM (iLaBB) 381
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Who's betting that poor Archie will be dubbed transgender at three? Posted by: EveR at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (R0z7P) Xer'll adopt xer's mother's last name, and change xer's first name to Sparkle. Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 13, 2020 12:18 PM (e284m) 382
JUST IN: Queen Elizabeth II says the royal family has agreed on a "period of transition," during which the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will split their time between Canada and the UK.
I heard on FBN 8-9 Months in Canada, the rest in England. Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (cF8AT) Sounds the Queen caved Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:18 PM (cEsBM) 383
JUST IN: Queen Elizabeth II says the royal family has agreed on a "period of transition," during which the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will split their time between Canada and the UK. They're transitioning to Kardashians. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 12:18 PM (oVJmc) 384
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Sounds the Queen caved Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:18 PM (cEsBM) =========== She's such a cuck. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:19 PM (zZbCU) 385
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My budding plants and trees will love that. Posted by: Jane D'oh Yep, we have tulips and daffodils popping up. My spring garden is going to be awful this year. Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 12:14 PM (mFoNl) What is this 'spring garden' you speak of? Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2020 12:19 PM (kjKrC) 386
@CNN 4 minutes ago
JUST IN: Queen Elizabeth II says the royal family has agreed on a "period of transition," during which the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will split their time between Canada and the UK. I heard on FBN 8-9 Months in Canada, the rest in England. Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (cF8AT) So, he and Sparkle keep the palace in England, his allowance, flying private back and forth, while lecturing the rest of us about climate change. Alrighty, then. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 12:19 PM (ptqGC) 387
NEWS FLASH :
Corey hooked up with Duke of Sussex... said and I quote "WE ARE COMMITTING HARRY COREY" Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 12:19 PM (5IHGB) 388
Saw Harry and the Royals warm up for B.B. King at Wimbledon in 2002
Posted by: Sphynx at January 13, 2020 12:19 PM (rXie1) Posted by: x at January 13, 2020 12:19 PM (nFwvY) 390
Oh, by the way, there's a pic of Meghan in my nic. Sorry, she's gorgeous. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 12:19 PM (M9ntN) 391
"Has the QUEEN had her barbed cock meeting with the "two" yet"
Yes and it appears she gave them everything they wanted. I think she's just sick of the drama and doesn't care anymore. Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2020 12:20 PM (4thlk) 392
Spartacus Departacus. Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:11 PM (BqBId) Spartacus chews the carpetus Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 12:20 PM (gmo/4) 393
What is this 'spring garden' you speak of? Posted by: grammie winger Lol grammie! It's what is supposed to happen in my front yard in late March-early April, but my plants do whatever they want and blow raspberries at me in the snow. Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 12:20 PM (mFoNl) 394
So, he and Sparkle keep the palace in England, his allowance, flying private back and forth, while lecturing the rest of us about climate change.
"Please, grandmama, her labia are so moist, please don't take her away from me!" Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:21 PM (8erNz) 395
Woops, there WAS a pic of Meghan in my nic. Now it's back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 12:21 PM (M9ntN) 396
In spite of the copious references to 'The Kardashians', both here and in pop culture, I haven't the faintest idea who they are, nor am I even slightly curious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 12:21 PM (xSo9G) 397
I think they've already said they're not raising him with a gender.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:18 PM (zZb ----- I believe Liz put the kibosh on that nonsense. Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:21 PM (gz5MT) 398
I lost my DL. If any one of youz find it, please return to runner, c/o runner. Thanks. There is a 5 dollar reward in it for you ! American dollars, not those Canadian Guilder or whatever the heck they use up there.
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 12:21 PM (zr5Kq) 399
Damn nazis are in Dodge City???
Clearly Wyatt didn't clean up that town enough. Next thing you know they'll be bombing Pearl Harbor again. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 12:03 PM (K8gH+) Kansas City Nazis. Damn, I hate Kansas City Nazis... Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 12:21 PM (t4VPg) 400
Honestly, if the Duke and Duchess of Sussex transition out of the royalty, does that leave a gap in the royal function? Are they going to hire a princing consultant?
Maybe outsource it to Bangalore? Hello, my name is Harry, how can I prince for you today? /Indianaccent Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 12:21 PM (9VeU0) 401
Yes and it appears she gave them everything they wanted. I think she's just sick of the drama and doesn't care anymore. Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2020 12:20 PM (4thlk) ------- One son a dullard, the other a prevert. One grandson who likes to dress up as Hitler and marry foreign whores. I bet she wishes they'd all just quit their royal duties and open the way for Harry's brother. Whatshisname with the hot wife. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 12:22 PM (AzW6q) 402
Marxists and Marxist Lawyers going after a group of kids for protesting drag queen story hour.
https://www.theunshackled.net/australian-politics/ drag-queen-protester-persecutor-is-a-marxist-activist Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 12:22 PM (iLaBB) 403
>She be Frog, dude.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (8erNz) ah well, my statement still stands when I break it out in separate clauses in order to save face Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 12:22 PM (iTXRQ) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 12:22 PM (Mr0eF) 405
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Eva Green did a decent Vesper Lynd in the last Casino Royale her mouth don't move right when she talks. she lives in uncanny valley alongside things like that final fantasy: the spirits within movie. i suspect she's computer-generated. Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 12:22 PM (sGtp+) 406
Oh, by the way, there's a pic of Meghan in my nic. Sorry, she's gorgeous.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 12:19 P As a guy, IMHO she's meh. I mean not ugly by any stretch. Just so so. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:22 PM (iBBEC) 407
I lost my DL. If any one of youz find it, please return to runner, c/o runner. Thanks. There is a 5 dollar reward in it for you ! American dollars, not those Canadian Guilder or whatever the heck they use up there.
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 12:21 PM (zr5Kq) Beaver pelts. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 12:22 PM (t4VPg) 408
What is this 'spring garden' you speak of?
Posted by: grammie winger Lol grammie! It's what is supposed to happen in my front yard in late March-early April, but my plants do whatever they want and blow raspberries at me in the snow. Posted by: Moki at January We finally got snow this morning. I was becoming worried my crocus were going to get confused. They need another 3 weeks of sleep. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 12:22 PM (K8gH+) 409
For some reason the British tabloids continue to think the Kardashians have some sort of relevance and continue reporting the gossip on them. Here I think they're pretty much last decade.
Posted by: Sphynx at January 13, 2020 12:23 PM (rXie1) 410
Our pastor never brings up politics, but he's been increasingly working my last nerve. He has brought up David Brooks a couple of times, and recently recommended John Kasich's book. I made such a deep sigh in church, my husband whispered, "Calm down!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh The books that my pastor brings up are ones that help you understand the Bible better, the importance of witnessing to the world about Jesus, walking the Christian life in a sinful world, etc. It's located in NoVA so it is surrounded by 'Politics' but it doesn't emphasize it. That isn't its job. Spread the Gospel of Christ to a lost and dying world is the Churches mission. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 12:23 PM (vN4+Q) 411
Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2020 12:20 PM (4thlk)
She's in her 90's. I don't blame her for not wanting drama. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 12:23 PM (WI7YS) 412
Clarence Thomas Blasts Joe Biden in New Documentary About '91 Confirmation Hearings
- Too bad Sundown Joe isn't conscious enough to know that he's being insulted. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 12:23 PM (+y/Ru) 413
Kansas City Nazis. Damn, I hate Kansas City Nazis...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 12:21 PM --- I thought it was Kansas City faggots, as in........dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 12:23 PM (JUOKG) 414
The only person left with any class or brains in the royal family is the Queen. I mourn the day when she dies, because with her goes anything resembling royalty.
The rest are a bunch of global warming kooks, and SJW's. Those are a dime a dozen. I can walk into any Starbucks and find them. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 12:23 PM (1YX6n) 415
396 In spite of the copious references to 'The Kardashians', both here and in pop culture, I haven't the faintest idea who they are, nor am I even slightly curious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 12:21 PM (xSo9G) It's all about Dat Azz. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J) 416
"Please, grandmama, her labia are so moist, please don't take her away from me!"
This all brings to mind a passage from I think Robert Massie's 'Dreadnought', where Victoria's sons were all aboard the royal yacht, the future Edward VII, a couple dukes who were admirals and otherwise high and mighty, and not one of them would ask the crew to do a damn thing without asking the Queen. Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:23 PM (8erNz) 417
Whatever the Queen decides for them, one thing is likely indisputable. Prince Harry and his ballbuster have lost nearly all goodwill of the British people. Other than the sycophants, they will not be received with loving arms anymore. The damage is done.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 12:24 PM (JoUsr) 418
Reading lots about Harry and mental illness. With Harry Meg all SJW, he isn't going to do a "Bruce Jenner" and announce that he's now Harriet, is he?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2020 12:24 PM (N39Ws) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 12:24 PM (WI7YS) 420
>The only person left with any class or brains in the royal family is the Queen. I mourn the day when she dies, because with her goes anything resembling royalty.
I tend to agree- when she's gone I think the whole thing goes off the rails Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 12:24 PM (iTXRQ) 421
Tragic accident during a family photo involving an extension cord and a puddle of water.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (wCmLp) Calling TJM! King Ralph reference! Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 12:25 PM (IttZ7) 422
I walked around the VA Capitol grounds a little bit ago. Not much to report. No NRA rally or anything. They did pack the Judiciary Committee as much as they were allowed. VA state police were present in numbers around the area but they were there last week too. There were a good number of folks wearing orange Guns Save Lives stickers.
Next Monday will be the bigger event. Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at January 13, 2020 12:25 PM (KVn5k) 423
What is it with these Megan named people? and the latest on this one is she used to do porn? Every Tom, Dick and Harry have a story apparently.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 12:25 PM (r+sAi) 424
418 Reading lots about Harry and mental illness. With Harry Meg all SJW, he isn't going to do a "Bruce Jenner" and announce that he's now Harriet, is he?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2020 12:24 PM (N39Ws) ========== "And that was when the English monarchy decided to simply commit mass suicide all at once." -History Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:25 PM (zZbCU) 425
The duke is hung like a gnat.
Posted by: Muggles Merkin at January 13, 2020 12:25 PM (vtcmf) 426
My budding plants and trees will love that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Yep, we have tulips and daffodils popping up. My spring garden is going to be awful this year. Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 12:14 PM (mFoNl) What is this 'spring garden' you speak of? Posted by: grammie winger We are having such a mild winter here, my yard is starting to geen up. If this continues, I'll be mowing in February. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:25 PM (LLzS4) 427
Our pastor never brings up politics, but he's been increasingly working my last nerve. He has brought up David Brooks a couple of times, and recently recommended John Kasich's book. I made such a deep sigh in church, my husband whispered, "Calm down!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh He shouldn't even be talking about that stuff in church. At least give him a Prager and Levin book. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:25 PM (iBBEC) 428
Eve Green is quite beautiful and she was spectacular in Penny Dreadful.
Posted by: Abby at January 13, 2020 12:25 PM (pTq8w) 429
421 Tragic accident during a family photo involving an extension cord and a puddle of water.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 13, 2020 11:50 AM (wCmLp) Calling TJM! King Ralph reference! Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 12:25 PM (IttZ7) ========= I saw half of that movie on TV once. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:26 PM (zZbCU) 430
The only person left with any class or brains in the
royal family is the Queen. I mourn the day when she dies, because with her goes anything resembling royalty. I tend to agree- when she's gone I think the whole thing goes off the rails Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 12:24 PM --- Yep, it will be over. Oh there will be a couple of figure heads they pull at at anniversaries and such, but they will be isolated and kept locked up for the most part. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 12:26 PM (JUOKG) 431
It's all the damned tea and bloody crumpets! I'd kill for a pizza roll.
Posted by: Sparkle Markle at January 13, 2020 12:26 PM (q1Pj5) 432
Whatever the Queen decides for them, one thing is likely indisputable. Prince Harry and his ballbuster have lost nearly all goodwill of the British people. Other than the sycophants, they will not be received with loving arms anymore. The damage is done.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 12:24 PM (JoUsr) Oh yeah. Plus, this is not the first time the royals had to make an "arrangement". Charles had to sign off on a few things before they let him marry Duchess HOrseface. They know how to keep riffraff in line. Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 12:26 PM (zr5Kq) 433
JUST IN: Queen Elizabeth II says the royal family has agreed on a
"period of transition," during which the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will split their time between Canada and the UK. I heard on FBN 8-9 Months in Canada, the rest in England. Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 12:17 PM (cF8AT) --- Um yeah, that'll never happen. Oh, and Meghan will make sure Archie doesn't set foot in the UK. To much risk when she eventually divorces Harry. Posted by: WisRich at January 13, 2020 12:26 PM (G0vdT) 434
surrounded by 'Politics' but it doesn't emphasize it. That isn't its job. Spread the Gospel of Christ to a lost and dying world is the Churches mission.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 12:23 PM One of the best lines I've heard a pastor say to his congregation was this: Jesus didnt come as a republican. He didn't come as a democrat. He came to take over. Posted by: grammie winger at January 13, 2020 12:26 PM (kjKrC) Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:26 PM (cEsBM) 436
396 In spite of the copious references to 'The Kardashians', both here and in pop culture, I haven't the faintest idea who they are, nor am I even slightly curious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 12:21 PM (xSo9G) Robert Kardashian was one of OJ's lawyers. His publicity hungry wife got famous peddling a sex tape of one the daughters. Actual accomplishments: none. Basically, they're famous for being famous. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 12:27 PM (t4VPg) 437
Spartacus Departacus.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:11 PM (BqBId) Spartacus chews the carpetus Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 12:20 PM (gmo/4) ......... Xerxes no worksies. Wait, I'm not doing this right, am I? Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 12:27 PM (v0R5T) 438
I'm splitting MY TIME between the beer fridge and the Taco Truck, if CNN is interested in making a few bucks? Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 12:27 PM (5IHGB) 439
Reading lots about Harry and mental illness. With Harry Meg all SJW, he isn't going to do a "Bruce Jenner" and announce that he's now Harriet, is he?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2020 12:24 PM (N39Ws) ------- When you spend a dozen or so generations engaging in enthusiastic cousin-marriage, virtually everyone will have some degree of mental problems. I'd bet a plugged nickel that the crown prince, for instance, spends a lot of his time in isolation during the bouts of madness and abdominal seizures he inherited from his line, until the purple piss clears up. That would explain a lot about his logorrhea and his assertions that the Palace shrubbery talks to him all the time. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 12:27 PM (AzW6q) 440
You are how you treat your father
enough said about the meghan Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:26 PM (cEsBM) Both. Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 12:27 PM (zr5Kq) 441
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 12:23 PM
As it should be! Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:27 PM (iBBEC) 442
Alex Trebeck is a Nazi!
"Jeopardy!" Question Sparks "Controversy" for Saying Bethlehem is in Israel Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 12:28 PM (+y/Ru) 443
Hoo boy. Per the Daily Mail:
"Meghan Markle has the 'full support' of mom Doria Ragland after 'being miserable, having anxiety attacks, and struggling after Archie's birth, after Duchess confides she has no intention of ever returning to the UK to live." And Justin Trudeau has offered to pick up their $7,500,000 security bill while they're in Canada. I'm sure the Canadian taxpayers will love that. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 12:28 PM (ptqGC) 444
I believe Liz put the kibosh on that nonsense.
Wow, you mean Her Highness cares about something? She sure didn't care when her formerly-Great Britain got overrun with muzzies thanks to globalista Marxists. AFAIK, she never said one thing about that. I wonder how her subjects feel about that? Do they like having their military forces beheaded in broad daylight? Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 12:28 PM (HaL55) 445
Spartacus Departacus.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:11 PM (BqBId) Spartacus chews the carpetus Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 12:20 PM (gmo / 4) ......... Xerxes no worksies. Wait, I'm not doing this right, am I? Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 12:27 PM (v0R5T) ROMANS GO HOUSE! Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 12:28 PM (Mr0eF) 446
It takes real talent to pick a loser like that out of a huge crowd of good and beautiful women. Real talent. Effin dolt.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2020 12:28 PM (LYi+h) 447
Our pastor never brings up politics, but he's been increasingly working my last nerve. He has brought up David Brooks a couple of times, and recently recommended John Kasich's book. I made such a deep sigh in church, my husband whispered, "Calm down!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh Try the Animal House trick and pretend to sneeze while saying bullshit at the same time. God will understand. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 12:28 PM (K8gH+) 448
442 Alex Trebeck is a Nazi!
"Jeopardy!" Question Sparks "Controversy" for Saying Bethlehem is in Israel Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 12:28 PM (+y/Ru) ======== Those three Twitter accounts sure used a lot of caps locks. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:29 PM (zZbCU) 449
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I'm splitting MY TIME between the beer fridge and the Taco Truck, if CNN is interested in making a few bucks? Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 12:27 PM (5IHGB) OK, so this comment is (a) coherent and (b) funny. So who are you and what have you done with saf? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 12:29 PM (t4VPg) 450
As a guy, IMHO she's meh. I mean not ugly by any stretch. Just so so.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:22 PM (iBBEC) Thats about it. I mean you wouldn't kick her out of bed, but you might not pull her back in if she rolled onto the floor. Definitely not something you piss away your royalty for. In that context you would be better stepping over 10 like her to jerk off. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 12:29 PM (9Om/r) 451
So did Meghan decide which sex she wants that baby to be yet?
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 12:29 PM (v0R5T) 452
Royal Divorce !
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (zr5Kq) 453
451 So did Meghan decide which sex she wants that baby to be yet?
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 12:29 PM (v0R5T) ========== Is she a Bene Gesserit? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (zZbCU) 454
The only person left with any class or brains in the
royal family is the Queen. I mourn the day when she dies, because with her goes anything resembling royalty. Biggest reason? She was never supposed to be queen. So she was never raised with the true expectation of royalty. Her uncle abdicated, and her father died young-ish, throwing her on the throne. All the others have been raised with the expectation of true royalty. Thank you "The Crown". Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (LLzS4) 455
Try the Animal House trick and pretend to sneeze while saying bullshit at the same time.
God will understand. Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 12:28 PM (K8gH+) Solid thinking there. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (t4VPg) 456
Doesn't really matter, but maybe Harry is the only one to see that the islamic republic of the UK isn't going to have a monarchy anyway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (2cuLk) 458
Thank you "The Crown".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (LLzS4) A remarkably good series, by the way. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (t4VPg) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Mr0eF) 460
The left getting exposed by the Iranian protestors is epic. Dear leftista's. Those people could and might literally pay with their lives for standing up against the Iranian leaders. You compare that to Trump while you march about trans rights or whatever the cause DuJour is and NOTHING will happen to you. NOTHING.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (iBBEC) 461
Trump: three dimensional chess
President Trump Authorized Soleimani Strike Seven Months Ago - Contingent on Him Attacking Americans NYT: 52 pick up NYT: Hey, Doesn't Iran Kinda Treat Journalists the Same Way Trump Does? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (+y/Ru) 462
lol. Harry is going to discover how many cousin-in-laws he has that need a loan.
Posted by: x at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (nFwvY) Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (ZLI7S) 464
459 Solid thinking there.
He is pre-med. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Mr0eF) ======== I thought he was pre-law. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (zZbCU) 465
I guess the LIV's will be distracted with royal dipshit news for a while.
Time to pull some super-conservative shit while they aren't paying attention! Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 12:32 PM (1ISKN) 466
And Justin Trudeau has offered to pick up their $7,500,000 security bill while they're in Canada. I'm sure the Canadian taxpayers will love that.
_____________ Yeah, they're only worth about $50 million, plus dad Chuckie give them nearly $3 million a year just for shits and giggles, so obviously Canadian taxpayers should be paying millions each year so that these two grifters don't have to spend a dime of their own money on their own personal security. Makes totes sense! Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2020 12:33 PM (k4dH2) 467
Thank you "The Crown".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (LLzS4) A remarkably good series, by the way. Posted by: OregonMuse Claire Foy nailed it. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:33 PM (LLzS4) 468
Eva Green... truly special as far as Hollywood hot babes, in that she stays incredibly hot even while speaking, perhaps even increasing in hotness. An incredible voice and mannerisms.
Posted by: Al Crapton at January 13, 2020 12:33 PM (rFIn5) 469
Sounds the Queen caved
I think that the Queen is giving Meghan enough rope to hang herself with. She is also buying time so that her idiot ginger grandson can hopefully start to see his manipulative wife for the evil woman that she is. All in all, this shows the reason the elite want to keep their slow witted progeny immune to competition from the masses of people with an IQ above 70. Posted by: Floridachick at January 13, 2020 12:34 PM (HLE4m) 470
Severely heterosexual nood
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 12:34 PM (XwzG5) 471
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442 Alex Trebeck is a Nazi! "Jeopardy!" Question Sparks "Controversy" for Saying Bethlehem is in Israel Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 12:28 PM (+y/Ru) Last I checked, and admittedly geography isn't my strong suit, there is NO country called Palestine. Alex is correct. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2020 12:34 PM (N39Ws) 472
Solid thinking there.
He is pre-med. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Mr0eF) ======== I thought he was pre-law. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (zZbCU) ----- What's the difference? Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:34 PM (gz5MT) 473
Ace up
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (LLzS4) 474
414 The only person left with any class or brains in the royal family is the Queen. I mourn the day when she dies, because with her goes anything resembling royalty.
The rest are a bunch of global warming kooks, and SJW's. Those are a dime a dozen. I can walk into any Starbucks and find them. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy Inbreeding does have a price. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (vN4+Q) 475
Kelly Sue?
Almost got the name right. I find her 'style' to be frankly garish from the glasses to the huge gaudy earrings and hair style. And then there is her attire. Talk about a clash of styles. Stan Lee we miss you. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (0MzWm) 476
If the mullahs lose Iran on Trump's watch, Holy Sh*t. Part of the fun will be predicting the spin the media will put on it.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (COzlW) 477
Queen's statement. That 'public funds part leads me to believe they aren't going to give then any benefits they get from the U.K. taxpayers. "Today my family had very constructive discussions on the future of my grandson and his family," "My family and I are entirely supportive of Harry and Meghan's desire to create a new life as a young family. Although we would have preferred them to remain full-time working Members of the Royal Family, we respect and understand their wish to live a more independent life as a family while remaining a valued part of my family." "Harry and Meghan have made clear that they do not want to be reliant on public funds in their new lives." "It has therefore been agreed that there will be a period of transition in which the Sussexes will spend time in Canada and the UK," Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (4thlk) 478
463 And they wander in
from the city of London without a dime See the glory of the Royal Scam Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (ZLI7S) Nice Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (7HtZB) 479
A remarkably good series, by the way.
Posted by: OregonMuse Claire Foy nailed it. Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:33 PM (LLzS4) Yes. And the new actress they picked to play the more mature, middle-aged Queen this season is also nailing it. I can't wait till they get to the Thatcher years. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (t4VPg) 480
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Yes. And the new actress they picked to play the more mature, middle-aged Queen this season is also nailing it. I can't wait till they get to the Thatcher years. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (t4VPg) ========== I think that's the lady who just won Best Actress last year for playing Queen Anne. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (zZbCU) 481
Is it just me, or does the "who dis" lady look a lot like young Gillian Anderson?--It's you...
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 * * No, there's some resemblance around the nose and mouth. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (Ejm1K) 482
254 Also, saw our neighbor shove a dog in his trunk and drive away. This has been a hard morning.
Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2020 11:56 AM (mFoNl) Omg, Moki. Prayers for you, and prayers for that poor dog. Our pastor never brings up politics, but he's been increasingly working my last nerve. He has brought up David Brooks a couple of times, and recently recommended John Kasich's book. I made such a deep sigh in church, my husband whispered, "Calm down!" Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 11:59 AM (ptqGC) ------- My former pastor was one step away from being a survivalist. He couldn't take the North-East even though he was born in Maryland. Had a previous gig in Nebraska and went back. Somewhere along the line he became an acquaintance of Dave Mustaine. Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (VYwSh) 483
Is she British? She needs a visa to live here, right? Or was she planning on walking through Mexico,.
Persona non Grata: entry denied. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 13, 2020 01:10 PM (Vy7tf) 484
Crock pot cooking meat, even the low heat setting produces too high temperatures. i use an Inkbird digital temperature controller i got an Amazon. It's meant for beer brewing, i set it at 170 for the crock pot and put the temperature sensor under the meat.
Posted by: iowaan at January 13, 2020 01:11 PM (ETFzT) 485
Meghan moving back to the States is indeed a "long term plan" if she insists upon waiting until the end of Trump's second full term.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 13, 2020 01:12 PM (NvbIF) 486
So no royals ( Brit anyway) until at least 2024? Cool. Wondering if they'll last that long.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. pluralism is dead at January 13, 2020 01:12 PM (NqsHv) 487
Just bought a Zoom F6 sound recorder - which is designed to work with up to 6 professional XLR microphones. It comes with a free copy of Cubase LE - which is a sound editing program from Germany. After wrestling for a couple of days with the Steinberg Inc. sign in procedure for their website, I finally got to point where I can download the software. It is 15.1 Gigabytes. If I have no failures it will take me approximately 100,000 seconds or 27 hours to download.
Since the program was probably written by very bad programmers I would guess it is written in either some grandiose version of C++ or an object oriented version of ADA and will have more bugs that a tropical rain forest. Doubtless the entire program could have been written in a few thousand lines of C, but that would have required hiring people who could actually program, instead of former journalists who had just learned how to code. I only have 16 Gig of memory on my machine and the entire program can't fit into the machine at one time. Gaa. Posted by: An Observation at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (KLdQi) 488
Sorry but you aren't a geek or a nerd unless you are in STEM. Writing comics (graphic design) and a degree in Drama from UT doesn't quality. What is it with liberals who haven't gone near math or hard science since high school, maybe, calling themselves geeks and nerds?
Posted by: piratepatch at January 13, 2020 02:17 PM (rNyVE) 489
Jenette Khan, Louise Simonson, Ann Nocenti, Barbara Kessel, Bobbie Chase, Kim Yale, and all the other women who worked in the comic industry back in the 80s and 90s just called and told Kelly Sue to stop whining.
Posted by: ken at January 13, 2020 02:45 PM (Ba+RP) 490
Megan, Please stay in Canada or better yet, go back to the UKKR.
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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