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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/13/20) Slacker EditionQuote I Quote II Quote III I wouldn't put it past these group of America haters....... This made me chuckle. Thank you hugo the chavez..... On this day: 13 Jan 2005 Nothing wrong with asking for directions. A tough lesson learned by this Genius Award Winner. A St. Paul community college student who threatened to “grab a shotgun” and shoot two women in the face when he couldn’t find the right classroom on the first day of school was placed on probation. Ramsey County District Judge Nicole Starr also sentenced Paul James Mouton to 360 days in jail, but she stayed the execution of the jail-time so long as the 40-year-old remains law abiding during his two-year probation, court records say. The sentence, which was imposed on one count of gross-misdemeanor level threats of violence, was handed down Wednesday. He pleaded guilty to the count in November. Wanting to go on a quick trip, this Flatlander thought outside of the box. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Tommy Mecher stops to gas up in Wisconsin while traveling from Chicago to Bessemer, Michigan, last weekend. Mecher didn't have a snowmobile trailer and didn't want to pay for the extra gas to tow a trailer on the trip. (Photo: Tommy Mecher) In what might have been the most Wisconsin thing to pop up on Facebook last week, photos and video of someone driving through the state with a snowmobile strapped to the roof of a car created a bit of a stir. Turns out it was a guy from Illinois who was too cheap to get a trailer and pay for the extra gas to tow his snowmobile up north. Top 10 commenters: 1 [526 comments] 'Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo' [73.83 posts/day] 2 [481 comments] 'rickb223' 3 [447 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor' 4 [443 comments] 'garrett' 5 [439 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts' 6 [372 comments] 'Village Idiot's Apprentice' 7 [369 comments] 'Tom Servo' 8 [368 comments] 'not so' 9 [357 comments] 'runner' 10 [324 comments] 'Grump928(C)' Top 10 sockpuppeteers: 1 [167 names] 'Miklosovic' [23.44 unique names/day] 2 [48 names] 'Notorious BFD' 3 [40 names] 'Paul Krugman' 4 [38 names] 'davidt' 5 [34 names] 'Where's Rothko when you are in need?' 6 [30 names] 'Don Q' 7 [29 names] 'Cuthbert the Witless' 8 [26 names] 'Count de Monet' 9 [26 names] 'Joe Biden' 10 [24 names] 'Ha' Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Self-Introspection. Notice: The ONT is a subsidiary of the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Sometimes it is a wonder that The ONT happens at all. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Thank God.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs) 2
Something witty.
Posted by: irright at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (RVcmP) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ) 4
My kind of flag picture, thanks MisHum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (BiNEL) 5
I always wanted to see my nom de guerre in red...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (7WaWV) 6
Evening Horde!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (Y4EXg) 7
Hi MisHum.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (4RRDi) 8
Is that really Buttglug on the swing? Who's the dude (and I say "dude" ironically)?
I'm going to throw up now. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (XVuno) 9
Missed by that much...
Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (HuH1F) 10
*shoots beer cannon at Horde* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ) Auto or semi-auto Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (aA3+G) 11
*squirt*
Posted by: Suzanne Somers at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (ykYG2) 12
The soda jerk is awfully focused on his work. I wonder what's wrong with him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (1qrtS) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (aA3+G) 14
Slacker Edition. I resemble that remark.
Posted by: Slacking Lurker at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (hkCNq) Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (4RRDi) 16
Looks like I was slacking this past week on the blog, I shall endeavor to persevere!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (BiNEL) 17
Frank Zappa left the building early too.
Posted by: JAS at January 13, 2020 10:05 PM (DBGf/) 18
Very nice picture on top, Misanthropic Humanitarian. Thank you for another inspirational ONT.
And I definitely believe tonight's disclosure. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2020 10:05 PM (u82oZ) 19
Snacks are good.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 10:05 PM (MHHCZ) Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:05 PM (TdMsT) 21
There are snacks?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:06 PM (t+qrx) 22
Auto or semi-auto
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (aA3+G) ---- Nuclear. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2020 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ) 23
USA!! USA!!! USA!!!
Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (9TP5X) 24
Hey everybody.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (L2ZTs) 25
Cool nostalgia pic.
Posted by: Ha at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (NSFCQ) 26
Ice is abated, so I have to work tomorrow.
Have a blessed evening; with your dreams fulfilled or future dreams envisaged. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2020 10:08 PM (u82oZ) 27
Evening, y'all. Off to read the content. And I nooded.
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 13, 2020 10:08 PM (OMsf+) Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:09 PM (L2ZTs) 29
Had a college room mate that was a big Asleep at the Wheel fan.
Good times. Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (4RRDi) Good taste. Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 10:09 PM (wMHPW) 30
In early
Good evening Horde Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 10:09 PM (Tt761) 31
Zappa was presumably a well trained musician. How that morphed into 'Hot Rats' Will remain a mystery to me until I meet him in the Great Beyond and ask him why. Sorta like that lovely lady who sang for Evanesence.
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (go+84) 32
Those tarts at the bar are unshod and their feet are disgustingly filthy...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (7WaWV) 33
mayor pete and his beard.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (KP5rU) 34
This might be a stupid question, but what's the thing in the circle across the field up there?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx) 35
So - Rod Rosenstein ? Can we cross his name off the Good Guy list - and cross the names off of those that were so damn loud he was a good guy ?
Posted by: Tapping the Mic at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (34pA0) 36
And I nooded.
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 13, 2020 10:08 PM (OMsf+) Hope you flushed. I hate people who don't flush after a healthy #2. Yes, those people do exist. Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (Y8PSl) 37
What a fun and audio-based ONT, Mis Hum! Thanks!
Pray for our President, our valiant warriors and the people craving freedom and liberty in Iran. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (fNFgo) 38
Is anyone here familiar at all with the band, Tractor Kings?
I'm tempted to get this album just for the cover. https://tinyurl.com/v7u52nc Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs) 39
Very nice top pic.
* ponders pic... * Guess I'll check the rest of the content, too. Howdy you'n's. Posted by: mindful webworker - idly at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (UE8f6) Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (4RRDi) 41
I hate hate the the split screen on ESPN.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT) 42
Pole smoker in chief.
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (q177U) 43
Hoping Barky and the Big Mike were watching the start of the national championship. How'd you like that you two America hating pos. This is what real America is.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (9TP5X) 44
Good Evening
Posted by: wing at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (JFzNN) 45
Those tarts at the bar are unshod and their feet are disgustingly filthy...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (7WaWV) ++++++++++ Now you know why they have those signs now. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (1qrtS) 46
mayor pete and his beard.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (KP5rU) 'beard'. I do not think that word means what you think it means. Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (Y8PSl) 47
Willowed
Frontline on PBS is called America's Great Divide: Obama to Trump Part 1. It's about the lead up to 2016 starting in 2012. It is EXACTLY what you would expect from PBS. When they show Bannon or Trump, they play that sinister music. Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (VNfwt) 48
46: he is trans.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU) 49
This might be a stupid question, but what's the thing in the circle across the field up there?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx) Looks like a lacrosse net/goal. Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:13 PM (Y8PSl) 50
I know I will regret asking this, but can someone explain "A picture that will strike fear into World Leaders"
Posted by: Chuck C at January 13, 2020 10:13 PM (r6GXX) 51
Going to read the content...be back shortly
Posted by: wing at January 13, 2020 10:13 PM (JFzNN) 52
Zappa was presumably a well trained musician. How that morphed into 'Hot Rats' Will remain a mystery to me until I meet him in the Great Beyond and ask him why. Sorta like that lovely lady who sang for Evanesence.
Posted by: Madtom ---- Anyone that composed the likes of "St Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast" will find no need to explain himself. Even to St. Peter Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (Y4EXg) 53
This might be a stupid question, but what's the thing in the circle across the field up there?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM Football goal... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (7WaWV) 54
Mayor Pete has said "think of the gayest thing you can. I'm gayer". Seriously
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY) 55
This might be a stupid question, but what's the thing in the circle across the field up there?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx) * * * * I was wondering that as well. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (fNFgo) 56
What a great ONT, MisHum!
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (MTxDQ) 57
Blutarski, that's annoying.
Frontline can be a great news program when it wants to be. I have their episode covering what happened to Bruce Ivins on DVD. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs) 58
Wow. That last one about snacks and humiliation...
I'm surprised it didn't mention beer. Beer, the grease for the slipway to my personal oblivion. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (eg2vB) 59
Hey! You two guys in the swing! Get off my lawn!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (fNFgo) 60
If it's illegal to hire illegals to work in the US then why do illegals need a driver's license to get to work?
_________ So they can go to the welfare offices, multiple polling booths, do the jobs that Americans won't do, and travel back and forth across the border with impunity. Duh ... Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (WqPYg) 61
43 Hoping Barky and the Big Mike were watching the start of the national championship. How'd you like that you two America hating pos. This is what real America is.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (9TP5X) I can't imagine either of them willingly watching a football game. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (TdMsT) 62
rusty chainsaw, flaming pineapple, fuck pbs. cocksuckers use my money for that sewage.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (KP5rU) 63
Good Evening Horde.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (tVQUs) 64
Bloomie ad. He'll be doing Super Bowl ads
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY) 65
Looks like a lacrosse net/goal.
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:13 PM (Y8PSl) I guess maybe. I was thinking maybe soccer goal, but the proportions didn't seem right, and I didn't think those had a circle all around the back side of them as well. Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx) 66
Was there a Frontline episode on the Las Vegas massacre?
Not that it would clear up anything. I imagine it would be a quite engrossing, but ultimately frustrating, watch. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:15 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G) 68
I don't really expect him to explain himself, but I would have to ask.
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:15 PM (go+84) 69
Y'know..
You'd have to be an insomniac to write 73.83 comments per day. Donald Trump levels of stanima. Ex Cineribus Resurgo indeed. Posted by: mindful webworker - idly addled at January 13, 2020 10:15 PM (UE8f6) 70
Ok. So if I sockpuppet Paul Krugman do I get credit in the total sockpuppet count or does the "real" Paul Krugman steal my super awesome paul krugman posts? Cause that would be so like paul krugman to do that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (9dzlp) 71
Bloomie ad. He'll be doing Super Bowl ads
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY) ++++++++++ I have the TV muted. What is the content? "I'm a rich commie weirdo. Vote for me!" Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (1qrtS) Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (PkVlr) 73
59 Hey! You two guys in the swing! Get off my lawn!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (fNFgo) ***SNORT*** Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G) Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs) 75
BREAKING NEWS: Things aren't looking great for Meghan Markle.
She was spotted crossing Abbey Road barefoot today. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs) 76
It is EXACTLY what you would expect from PBS. When they show Bannon or Trump, they play that sinister music.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (VNfwt) The "JAWS" theme right? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (BiNEL) 77
Hello MH,
Love that top photo. The flag seems to pop out against the background. But the quote just before the comments is a little too close to my reality. Posted by: JTB at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (7EjX1) 78
By the way. I think miklos needs a better hobby than making sock puppets all day long.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (9dzlp) 79
Man, whoever Photoshopped Mayor Pete into that swing picture is vicious.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (AFd2y) Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT) 82
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)
I guess if you throw enough shit at the wall something will stick. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G) 83
I didn't understand Bloomberg's ad.
It says he was fired and then came back and started a company with 20k employees and that is what he will do as President? Suck a lot, then hire a lot of government workers? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (3S5Yp) 84
sawed off little commie has that scrunt rbg wannabe judge judy doing ads for him here. like that bitch needs more cash.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (KP5rU) 85
72 Insom!
You're #1! Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (PkVlr) Nurse! I am indeed! *waves giant foam finger around* Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs) 86
There's "Queen Elvis" by Robyn Hitchcock, and of course Mojo Nixon's "Elvis is Everywhere." The Cramps had an album in the '80s called A Date With Elvis.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (oZuI0) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (AFd2y) 88
It is EXACTLY what you would expect from PBS. When they show Bannon or Trump, they play that sinister music.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (VNfwt) The "JAWS" theme right? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (BiNEL) Imperial March. Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:18 PM (t+qrx) 89
{{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:18 PM (BiNEL) 90
81 Insom!!!
Good Monday evening to you, Sir. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT) Why thank you, mademoiselle, and the same to you! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:18 PM (AFd2y) 92
A report showed that more songs had been written about Elvis Presley than any other artist.
________ One of my favorites is "Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles. Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (WqPYg) 93
Them gals ain't wearin' bras!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (q1Pj5) 94
MisHum, I can share some Quora stories if you like.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs) 95
Bloomie ad. He'll be doing Super Bowl ads
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY) All the political ads I've seen here in CA have been for Bloomberg. I guess for a man of his stature, Bloomberg needs ad blitzes to get sufficient visibility, because nobody would see him on the debate stage. Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (tVQUs) 96
threatened to "grab a shotgun" and shoot two women in the face when he couldn't find the right classroom on the first day of school
Gee wow, I've heard of first-day jitters... or Without clicking thru to the story, I suspect some substance misuse might be involved? alternate comment He seems nice. (Said the Judge.) Posted by: mindful webworker - idly wandering at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (UE8f6) 97
That's a lovely quote from Mark Twain on that glass. Too bad about the "than".
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (CAJOC) 98
Predictions:
Meghan Markle will leave Harry and marry Hillary, just to get her hands on that Clinton Foundation cash. Bernie Sanders will have the most delegates going into the convention, but not enough for a first ballot. The superdelegates will pick Biden, and then go into hiding after the first debate with Trump. Beto O'Rourke will run for something, and he will lose. Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT) 100
MisHum, I can share some Quora stories if you like.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs) So, I take it no one has ever told you to NOT poke the bear? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL) 101
Bloomberg's ads are coherent compared to Steyer's. Steyer's ad are just a litany of disjointed focus-group-tested phrases strung together to form an incoherent message. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (AFd2y) 102
One of my favorites is "Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (WqPYg) * * * * Oh, yeah... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (fNFgo) 103
94 MisHum, I can share some Quora stories if you like.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs) Be my guest. I'll feed you to the hamsters. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (aA3+G) 104
Anyone want to sniff my mish?
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow's autogyno fixation at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (9dzlp) 105
Hrothgar, are you calling MisHum a bear? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs) 106
MadTom @ 52, 'Cheap Thrills In The Back Of My Car' Hot Rats was the bomb. The lifers hated me when I played that one, but it was my stereo and I let them play shitkicking stuff on it.
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (UUkQp) 107
97 That's a lovely quote from Mark Twain on that glass. Too bad about the "than".
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (CAJOC) Good point. Also, I've read a lot of his words, and while "whiskey" makes plenty of appearances, I've never seen "Bourbon." Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (dOV9E) 108
Ladyl; HOWDEEEEEE!
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (go+84) 109
I also don't understand why he is running ads at halftime.
Who thinks to themself "Put them on at halftime, that's when everyone is glued to the set"? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (3S5Yp) 110
Beto O'Rourke will run for something, and he will lose.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (dOV9E) He's from El Paso, of course he'll lose. Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (tVQUs) Posted by: Ha at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (NSFCQ) 112
Ladyl, I have survived the day and accomplished some interesting and tedious chores. How was your day? A good one I hope!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (BiNEL) 113
Well, got another robo-rejection today. Meh, whatever. I wasn't expecting to be considered anyway, so on to the next thing. I should be getting connected with another recruitment firm I just found out about so that's a new avenue. We'll see what happens there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs) 114
It is EXACTLY what you would expect from PBS. When they show Bannon or Trump, they play that sinister music.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (VNfwt) The "JAWS" theme right? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH Spoiler alert: It's all our fault. If we would simply drop our objections to the communist takeover, then there would be no division. Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (VNfwt) 115
Flavored.whiskeys are all the rage these days. Just spitballing here.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow's autogyno fixation at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (9dzlp) 116
Steyer's ad are just a litany of disjointed focus-group-tested phrases strung together to form an incoherent message. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (AFd2y) I can't believe how many Steyer ads I've seen, considering how little I watch TV. The ads make me so angry that I just turn the TV off when his commercial comes on. God, he's scary. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT) 117
104 Anyone want to sniff my mish?
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow's autogyno fixation at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (9dzlp) I saw Sniffing the Snizz open for Tears for Fears at The Bottom Line. Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E) 118
Re sidebar Greta, who's we? You gotta mouse in your pocket?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:23 PM (q1Pj5) 119
Don't feed qdpsteve to the hampsters!!!!
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:23 PM (a4qVe) 120
Dem strategist: Actually, calling new witnesses at Trump's trial would be bad for us on balance
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2020 10:23 PM (X5CsJ) 121
Ero, Filthy Frank and his Dirty Mothers could have done an arrangement of Wagner's 'Siegfried's Funeral' which would have awed the entirety of Hell, and made Satan cry.
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (go+84) 122
...picture to strike fear into world leaders...
Well, it should! Anyone can tell by who has his arm around whom which one is the fearsome butch and which is the sub b!+¢#. Posted by: mindful webworker - would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar? :) at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (UE8f6) 123
>One of my favorites is "Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles.
Posted by: ShainS -- excellent pole dance song Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (iTXRQ) 124
Cheri, thanks :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs) 125
By the way. I think miklos needs a better hobby than making sock puppets all day long.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM I think Miklos' "sock puppets" are actually quite clever and always amusing! But I don't think they really qualify as true socks, most of the time... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (7WaWV) 126
105 Hrothgar, are you calling MisHum a bear? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs) An allegorical bear, yes, most definitely. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (BiNEL) 127
I should be getting connected with another recruitment firm I just found out about so that's a new avenue. We'll see what happens there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs) * * * * Prayers up, Insom. The change could be just the ticket! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (fNFgo) 128
You know the quote about laughs and orgasms.
Absolutely true. The world is so fucked up it is easier to get an orgasm now than a laugh. Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (HALdu) 129
Bloomberg-Robert B Reichhhh is the winning ticket for 2020. They'll be below the radar, and everything else.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT) 131
Haven't seen any Styer ads or Bloomie ads, but I watch off channels.
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (MTxDQ) 132
The more distant Dogeater is in my memory, the smaller he becomes. What a burk.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (VNfwt) 133
I thought "Black Velvet" was about the Canadian whiskey, not Elvis.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (oZuI0) 134
Good Luck Insomniac!
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (a4qVe) Posted by: It's T you say? at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (/LQkF) 136
I think Blue Velvet was the Elvis movie with Gidget
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:26 PM (HALdu) 137
Halftime show will apparently be about the 11 greatest players in CFB history.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:26 PM (oZuI0) Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 13, 2020 10:26 PM (G546f) 139
Spoiler alert: It's all our fault. If we would simply drop our objections to the communist takeover, then there would be no division.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (VNfwt) Comrade, let us join the vanguard of the proletariat as we march into the glorious future! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:26 PM (BiNEL) 140
Maybe that photo won't strike fear in world leaders. But it might in PM BlackFace of Canada.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 10:27 PM (VYwSh) 141
Really disappointing that no one has "What Would Colin Kaepernick Do" bracelets for sale. Wanted to send them to all my lefty friends and relatives.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (dOV9E) 142
ONP ONP ONP!!!
Wait what? Posted by: It's T you say? at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (/LQkF) You're doing it wrong! It's WOMP WOMP WOMP!! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (BiNEL) 143
Steyer's ad are just a litany of disjointed focus-group-tested phrases strung together
to form an incoherent message. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (AFd2y) ------ I can't believe how many Steyer ads I've seen, considering how little I watch TV. The ads make me so angry that I just turn the TV off when his commercial comes on. God, he's scary. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT) The only thing I've heard Steyer say in one of his ads that makes any sense is the need for Congressional term limits. Steyer is wrong 99.99% of the time, but he's right about Congressional term limits. /Stopped clock and all that. Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (Y8PSl) 144
ONP ONP ONP!!!
Wait what? Posted by: It's T you say? at January Someone that swallowed wrong when she was giving a blowjob? Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (HALdu) 145
They ranked Jim Brown the GOAT of CFB
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (oZuI0) 146
rusty chainsaw, flaming pineapple, fuck pbs. cocksuckers use my money for that sewage.
Posted by: chavez the hugo Chavez!! La fuego!! Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (9TP5X) 147
Thanks for the ONT.
The backs of the ladies at the soda jerk/drug store makes me want to see their faces. Can only see the one in the mirror. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (2B9A/) 148
I'm still not on the top commenter list.
This is intolerable. I shall VMExit! Posted by: vmom 2020 at January Should have gone with vexit Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (HALdu) 149
Madtom #31: Zappa was presumably a well trained musician. How that morphed into 'Hot Rats' Will remain a mystery to me...
Clue: Mothers of Invention: We're Only In It For the Money, 1968 Posted by: mindful webworker - two hundred motellllllls at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (UE8f6) 150
54 Mayor Pete has said "think of the gayest thing you can. I'm gayer". Seriously
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY) --------- "Gayer" is Buttglug's sole qualification for high office, according to his idiot supporters. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (XVuno) 151
112 Ladyl, I have survived the day and accomplished some interesting and tedious chores. How was your day? A good one I hope!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (BiNEL) Dear Hrothgar--I'm glad you had a good and productive day. I survived the day, but it remains to be seen if I survive the week. I had a long meeting with my FA today, to complete a ton of paperwork. I talked to him a little about the market in the Trump years, and I came away believing he is a conservative. He believes that the current bull market indicates that the financial industry is convinced that President Trump will be re-elected. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT) 152
Someone that swallowed wrong when she was giving a blowjob?
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:28 P She? Posted by: Buttgig at January 13, 2020 10:30 PM (NSFCQ) 153
143 The only thing I've heard Steyer say in one of his ads that makes any sense is the need for Congressional term limits. Steyer is wrong 99.99% of the time, but he's right about Congressional term limits.
/Stopped clock and all that. Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (Y8PSl) And it matters not at all. Congress will never pass that in a million years. If memory serves, it was in Newt's Contract With America. The promise was to bring them all to a vote, and I think that happened, and term limits was the only one that did not pass. Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:30 PM (dOV9E) 154
Earl Campbell from Tyler Texas Whoohoo!
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:30 PM (UUkQp) 155
Ok Greta. You want us to stop using fossil fuels right now? That means commerce stops. Farming stops. Transportation stops. Making solar panels and wind turbines and batteries and nuclear power plants requires fossil fuels. We basically revert to the Stone Age overnight, which basically means death for a few billion humans. But I'm sure you won't be one of them. I'm sure, that as leader of the movement you will be granted certain allowances. Like an estate to rest while doing your arduous public service. Natural gas to heat that estate. A fleet of cars and private planes to cruise the world and thank people for their sacrifices for the earth. Being a public servant is hard, and you will need these things to rule us.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv) 156
Steyer's ad are just a litany of disjointed focus-group-tested phrases strung together
to form an incoherent message. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (AFd2y) A penny earned is a penny saved by the bell for whom it tolls. For whom? Trump! That lying Russian Asset doesn't know a wooden nickel from common sense and it's time for Americans to stop being doormats. Destroying and subverting the very principles of American Social Democracy for which Thomas Jefferson gave his life, Trump's reactionary method of divide and conquer has drenched our nation in blood. America must find a New Hope, that hope is found in the Kind-hearted, dark horse candidate if Tom Steyer. Only Steyer's Strong stances can take back our Country from the Reactionary Russian Fascism perpetrated by Donald Trump. Get on the Band wagon to Save America, Vote Steyer. Posted by: Typical Tom Steyer Ad at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (tVQUs) 157
Financial Advisors barely know anything about finance and half as much about economics.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (HALdu) 158
They ranked Jim Brown the GOAT of CFB
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (oZuI0) +++++++++ I missed something many years ago when it seems to have become common. What is GOAT? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (1qrtS) 159
143 Steyer's ad are just a litany of disjointed focus-group-tested phrases strung together
--------- But he wears jeans. HE'S ONE OF US!!! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (XVuno) 160
Top 2 all time CFB players: Both Trump supporters
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (oZuI0) 161
158 I missed something many years ago when it seems to have become common. What is GOAT?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (1qrtS) Greatest of All Time. I think there's a book with that in the title that is waiting on my Kindle for me to get around to it. Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (dOV9E) 162
TV is Unwatchable today. 1. They now add mini informercials (5 minutes long) in the ad packs. Most of them are for makeup or the "legal helpline" where that idiot lady tells me to sue Johnson and Johnson or Monsanto. 2. They speed up the playback of older tv shows to compress them. They jam in 20 minutes of ads per hour, by my estimation. 3. They do not care when they cut to commercial. It can be, and often is, right in the middle of a climactic scene. No fade out, just an abrupt cut to commercial. And when they come back from commercial, it's the next scene! Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (57dQ0) 163
He believes that the current bull market indicates that the financial industry is convinced that President Trump will be re-elected.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT) So, I shouldn't put a hold on everything for a while? Always seems to tank in the 3td qtr. Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (MTxDQ) 164
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
One day at a time, then you've made it thorough the week. I'm trying to coordinate some year end financial stuff and it is almost like joyless work! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (BiNEL) 165
That was nice
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (iTXRQ) 166
Financial Advisors barely know anything about finance and half as much about economics.
Posted by: not so My uncle used to say, "If you listen to a broker, that's just what you'll be: broker." Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (VNfwt) 167
Ok Greta. You want us to stop using fossil fuels right now? That means commerce stops. Farming stops. Transportation stops. Making solar panels and wind turbines and batteries and nuclear power plants requires fossil fuels. We basically revert to the Stone Age overnight, which basically means death for a few billion humans. But I'm sure you won't be one of them. I'm sure, that as leader of the movement you will be granted certain allowances. Like an estate to rest while doing your arduous public service. Natural gas to heat that estate. A fleet of cars and private planes to cruise the world and thank people for their sacrifices for the earth. Being a public servant is hard, and you will need these things to rule us.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv) +++++++++++++ Yup. Through slick marketing, they went with "end all fossil fuel use" instead of the catchier but more off-putting "kill all humans." They aren't even genocidal. They're species-cidal. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (1qrtS) 168
A penny earned is a penny saved by the bell for whom it tolls. For whom? Trump! That lying Russian Asset doesn't know a wooden nickel from common sense and it's time for Americans to stop being doormats. Destroying and subverting the very principles of American Social Democracy for which Thomas Jefferson gave his life, Trump's reactionary method of divide and conquer has drenched our nation in blood. America must find a New Hope, that hope is found in the Kind-hearted, dark horse candidate if Tom Steyer. Only Steyer's Strong stances can take back our Country from the Reactionary Russian Fascism perpetrated by Donald Trump. Get on the Band wagon to Save America, Vote Steyer.
Posted by: Typical Tom Steyer Ad at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (tVQUs) *wipes single tear from cold unfeeling computer eye* Posted by: hogmartin's Markov chain raimondo generator at January 13, 2020 10:33 PM (t+qrx) 169
155 Ok Greta. You want us to stop using fossil fuels right now? That means commerce stops. Farming stops. Transportation stops. Making solar panels and wind turbines and batteries and nuclear power plants requires fossil fuels. We basically revert to the Stone Age overnight, which basically means death for a few billion humans. But I'm sure you won't be one of them. I'm sure, that as leader of the movement you will be granted certain allowances. Like an estate to rest while doing your arduous public service. Natural gas to heat that estate. A fleet of cars and private planes to cruise the world and thank people for their sacrifices for the earth. Being a public servant is hard, and you will need these things to rule us. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv) THIS. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT) 170
I missed something many years ago when it seems to have become common. What is GOAT?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (1qrtS) --Greatest of all time Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:33 PM (oZuI0) 171
Greatest of All Time. I think there's a book with that in the title that is waiting on my Kindle for me to get around to it.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (dOV9E) +++++++++++++ Ah, thanks. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:33 PM (1qrtS) 172
A penny earned is a penny saved by the bell for whom it tolls. For whom? Trump! That lying Russian Asset doesn't know a wooden nickel from common sense and it's time for Americans to stop being doormats. Destroying and subverting the very principles of American Social Democracy for which Thomas Jefferson gave his life, Trump's reactionary method of divide and conquer has drenched our nation in blood. America must find a New Hope, that hope is found in the Kind-hearted, dark horse candidate if Tom Steyer. Only Steyer's Strong stances can take back our Country from the Reactionary Russian Fascism perpetrated by Donald Trump. Get on the Band wagon to Save America, Vote Steyer. Posted by: Typical Tom Steyer Ad Very close. But Steyer's ads end with "....and nothing is stronger than a unified America." Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (57dQ0) 173
>>>Bloomie ad. He'll be doing Super Bowl ads
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY) I can't figure out Bloomberg's "support." There's no realistic version of events where the hard Left backs him over Warren or Sanders, right? What exactly is his appeal even supposed to be; that he's got lots of money or something? I mean, all the candidates are jokes, but Bloomberg is a joke without even a punchline. Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (2PXwn) 174
155 Ok Greta. You want us to stop using fossil fuels right now? That means commerce stops. Farming stops. Transportation stops. Making solar panels and wind turbines and batteries and nuclear power plants requires fossil fuels. We basically revert to the Stone Age overnight, which basically means death for a few billion humans. But I'm sure you won't be one of them. I'm sure, that as leader of the movement you will be granted certain allowances. Like an estate to rest while doing your arduous public service. Natural gas to heat that estate. A fleet of cars and private planes to cruise the world and thank people for their sacrifices for the earth. Being a public servant is hard, and you will need these things to rule us.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv) Pretty much all the Democrat candidates are spouting stuff like this. What it tells me is that they know they will lose. Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E) 175
Some great quotes tonitah.
Being awkward between snacks may, quite possibly, be The Meaning of Life. Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (Qf83p) 176
Who is that on the swing? Buttigieg and his husband?? Yikes.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (sYDum) 177
Greatest of All Time. I think there's a book with that in the title that is waiting on my Kindle for me to get around to it.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (dOV9E) --There are GOAT emojis now. Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (oZuI0) 178
He believes that the current bull market indicates that the financial industry is convinced that President Trump will be re-elected.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT) +++++++++++++++ I dunno about the market, but Xi coming to the table makes me think that the Chinese think he has a good chance. If they thought the odds-on bet is that he'll be out in November, they'd hold out. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (1qrtS) 179
Jim Brown was the GOAT for college lacrosse.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (XLMfY) 180
Jim Brown is the one athlete I wish I could've watched play in my life or Babe Ruth.
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (1s2j5) 181
Dire Straits! Calling Elvis is a fucking sublimely listenable and awesome. Vote for me. Out.
Posted by: enzo at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (AY0BI) 182
My uncle used to say, "If you listen to a broker, that's just what you'll be: broker."
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (VNfwt) I know my FA well--I used to work with him. He is brilliant, and has managed my stuff for many years. He' s an FA, IA, and highest-level CFA. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT) 183
176 Who is that on the swing? Buttigieg and his husband?? Yikes.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (sYDum) -------- Zombie Genghis Khan wishes for just 24 more hours. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (XVuno) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (1qrtS) Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (Qf83p) 186
Has OJ been stricken from the GOAT list?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (q1Pj5) 187
New Jersey Governor Pushes for Higher Taxes After Suffering Largest Exodus of Citizens in 2019
- Yeah, raise taxes sky high! That'll attract them back! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (+y/Ru) 188
If I had to choose, thank goodness I don't, I would rather have a universe with laughter than orgasms.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (HALdu) 189
People watch the Superbowl commercials because they're supposed to be entertaining, not political ads. Dude is gonna hurt his campaign.
Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (l3+k2) 190
Heard a good quip on the radio:
"Democrat Officials are warning that Voters might interfere with the 2020 Election". People driving in the lane next to me must've been wondering what was so damn funny in MY car! *grins* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (QzJWU) 191
I guess it could be worse - could be a picture of Buttigieg making out with his man.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (sYDum) 192
188 If I had to choose, thank goodness I don't, I would rather have a universe with laughter than orgasms.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (HALdu) --------- Wait. Didn't Billy Graham say that? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (XVuno) 193
I think Twain knew the difference between than and then.
Posted by: Hank Archer at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (Q5y/s) 194
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-- They ranked Jim Brown the GOAT of CFB Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM --------------- Imagine being the greatest player ever in Canadian FootBall without even playing there. That's gotta cheese off some hosers up there. Posted by: irright at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (RVcmP) 195
Very close. But Steyer's ads end with "....and nothing is stronger than a unified America." Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (57dQ0) Steyer is completely delusional if he thinks conservatives will unite behind him. But he probably is concerned only with the left uniting. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (TdMsT) 196
They have a name for it (I forget what it is). People so stupid they don't know they are stupid.
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (go+84) 197
I don't want to live in a Universe where I have to choose between laughter and orgasms.
The Universe is big enough for both. Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (Qf83p) 198
If I had to choose, thank goodness I don't, I would rather have a universe with laughter than orgasms.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (HALdu) * * * * So... the laughing while orgasming is out? Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (fNFgo) 199
I missed something many years ago when it seems to have become common. What is GOAT?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (1qrtS) ---- Greatest of All Time. I think there's a book with that in the title that is waiting on my Kindle for me to get around to it. Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (dOV9E) I thoroughly disagree. The GOAT is John Riggins, and not just for being the MVP on a Super Bowl winning Redskins team. Riggins gets the nod because he was at some formal Washington D.C. banquet, drunk, and said to Justice Sandra Day O'Connor: "Loosen up, Sandy, baby!" Then he promptly passed out. A true Moron is John Riggins. Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (Y8PSl) 200
They have a name for it (I forget what it is). People so stupid they don't know they are stupid.
Posted by: Madtom at January dunning kruger Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (HALdu) 201
Velvet Elvis by Weird Al Yankovic
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (3eV0J) 202
They have a name for it (I forget what it is). People so stupid they don't know they are stupid.
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (go+84 -------- *swings at low and slow pitch* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (XVuno) 203
Nothing wrong with asking for directions.
............... Except in Wisconsin.. Me: "How do I get back on the highway 43?" Woman: "Oh.. well.. you go up this way to the stop and go light.. but you keep going..You'll hit the stop sign at the Marathon gas station.. but keep going to the mall.. Pass the Prange Way store and look for the first street on yer right. Don't take that, but take the next left. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (CjFDo) 204
Good evening, good people. All sorts of fascinating things going on in this world and our President seems to be victorious in all issues of concern. As we enter the last year of his first term it may be helpful to reflect on just what the man has gotten done. This can be done by accessing the web site magapill.com--it's a running compilation of his accomplishments to date. Impressive, when you consider the opposition (overt) from the Dems AND (covert) from the GOPe. Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (KATBx) 205
Hi Jim!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (aA3+G) 207
I think Twain knew the difference between than and then.
Posted by: Hank Archer at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM You mean he gnu the difference. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (COzlW) 208
They have a name for it (I forget what it is). People so stupid they don't know they are stupid.
Posted by: Madtom ---- Maybe....Stupid??. Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (UUBmN) 209
186 Has OJ been stricken from the GOAT list?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (q1Pj5) --He didn't make the Top 15, but I'm sure the Top 150 unless banned. Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (oZuI0) 210
Mayor Pete will have to
https://youtu.be/zDRfKARDPZc Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (LxTcq) 211
Leftists want to "unite" all the other Leftists against us. That's their idea of unity. Never forget that. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (57dQ0) 212
So... the laughing while orgasming is out?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January Who said that? I have had some good laughs during sex. Not that that was appreciated. Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (HALdu) 213
Bloomberg stepped in because he believes Biden will soon collapse. Hey he other front runners are far too Left
Ironically he says he'll bankroll them in the general if need be Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (XLMfY) 214
So... the laughing while orgasming is out?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (fNFgo) Careless talk like this right here is the kind of stuff that summons TP. Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (t+qrx) 215
211
Leftists want to "unite" all the other Leftists against us. That's their idea of unity. Never forget that. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (57dQ0) Exactly. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT) 216
193 I think Twain knew the difference between than and then.
Yeah but he couldn't operate a glass engraving machine for shit. Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (qc+VF) 217
203 Nothing wrong with asking for directions.
............... Except in Wisconsin.. Me: "How do I get back on the highway 43?" Woman: "Oh.. well.. you go up this way to the stop and go light.. but you keep going..You'll hit the stop sign at the Marathon gas station.. but keep going to the mall.. Pass the Prange Way store and look for the first street on yer right. Don't take that, but take the next left. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (CjFDo) Those are directions in *southern* as well Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (a4qVe) 218
Who is that on the swing? Buttigieg and his "husband"?? Yikes.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM FIFY... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (7WaWV) 219
They have a name for it (I forget what it is). People so stupid they don't know they are stupid.
Posted by: Madtom DunningKreuger. Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (Qf83p) 220
"Together we can" always meant the Left converting us, enslaving us, or killing us. Just like muslims. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (57dQ0) 221
I'd like to see the Trump Super Bowl be the one some posted yesterday. It was a cartoon.
https://twitter.com/parscale/ status/1215640154448285697 Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (MTxDQ) 222
Well, my ham 'n cheese tortilla is ready for tomorrow, that and a banana and oatmeal Debbie is where it's at.
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (UUkQp) 223
Mayor Pete will have to beat top exceed this moment from Andrew Yang.
https://youtu.be/zDRfKARDPZc Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (LxTcq) +++++++++++++ Well, I guess they call it "silly season" for a reason. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (1qrtS) 224
thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (zHXTb) 225
If I had to choose, thank goodness I don't, I would rather have a universe with laughter than orgasms.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (HALdu) So that's a no when it comes to orgasmatrons? Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:42 PM (Y8PSl) 226
So the snowmobile transporter just lucky enough to have a front loader at his house and his dad's house.
I guess I need to get a front loader just in case. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:43 PM (2DOZq) 227
Should have gone with vexit
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (HALdu) that's fine too, as long as I get the royalties without the duties Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 13, 2020 10:43 PM (G546f) 228
I'd like to see the Trump Super Bowl be the one some posted yesterday. It was a cartoon.
https://twitter.com/parscale/ status/1215640154448285697 Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (MTxDQ) ++++++++++++++ This one was great: https://youtu.be/qRZ6NdYEAFQ Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:43 PM (1qrtS) 229
>>They have a name for it (I forget what it is). People so stupid they don't know they are stupid.
Posted by: Madtom Democrats? Posted by: Aviator at January 13, 2020 10:43 PM (2cuLk) 230
Well, my ham 'n cheese tortilla is ready for tomorrow, that and a banana and oatmeal Debbie is where it's at.
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (UUkQp) Add some bourbon and you've got all six food groups! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:43 PM (BiNEL) 231
Oops, they announced the Top 11.
Maybe Orenthal was #12. Fortunately, 11 is okay for a football list, so they avoided any awkwardness. Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:44 PM (oZuI0) 232
I've known quite a few of them in my time. Ranger Gord springs to mind.
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:44 PM (go+84) Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:44 PM (L2ZTs) 234
I guess the Deep State isn't in deep shit, anymore. If it was, that guy would be telling us all about it. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:44 PM (57dQ0) 235
Melania could coach in the Lingerie Bowl
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:44 PM (XLMfY) 236
So... the laughing while orgasming is out?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (fNFgo) Careless talk like this right here is the kind of stuff that summons TP. Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (t+qrx) * * * * Ummm, silly question here, but who or what is "TP"? Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (fNFgo) 237
Tickled Pink?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT) 238
Well, LSU ain't gonna keep that lead if they don't play a lot more cleanly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (1qrtS) 239
Ummm, silly question here, but who or what is "TP"?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (fNFgo) *whispers* TickledPink Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (aS1PU) 240
I'm guessing about 90% of America as have completely forgotten about that historic impeachment hoax and if asked couldn't cite 3 important things about it. It has lost all momentum. Maybe that was Nancy's plan.
Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (NbRJx) 241
So that's a no when it comes to orgasmatrons?
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:42 PM (Y8PSl) --LMAO, the neighbors have a cat named (good grief) Morgan Freline, a pun on Morgan Freeman. However, it's a she-cat, so why not Moregan Faircat? Anyway, sometimes I call her Morgasmatron. Oh, TD Clemson Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (oZuI0) 242
It occurred to me a little bit ago that the Mike Bloomberg TV spot that starts with "At 39 years old Mike Bloomberg got fired..."
...in essence uses Donald Trump's tagline from The Apprentice and places Bloomberg in a subordinate pose via juxtaposition. Obviously none of his staff picked up on that. Trump is living rent-free in their heads. Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (m45I2) Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUBmN) 244
Ummm, silly question here, but who or what is "TP"?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (fNFgo) Tickled Pink. Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (Y8PSl) 245
Just bulletproff coffee, Hrothgar. That and another Clemson td!
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUkQp) 246
Mannix, saw that earlier this evening. It was great. Not suitable for all audiences.
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (MTxDQ) 247
Besides, who uses "I got fired" on their resumé?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (m45I2) 248
Nice conversion by Clemson.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (1qrtS) 249
The monster Trump strikes a death-blow at a key part of Portland life:
Trump's European Tariffs Could Be Devastating for the Portland Restaurant Industry With a new proposed tariff on European wine imports, the entire food scene is facing a disruption of seismic proportions Key quote: Dana Frank, the owner of SE Clinton natural wine haven Bar Norman, has similar concerns. "85 percent to 90 percent of our wine sales are European, and I sell pretty much all of our wines at $12 a glass because we want wine to be accessible," she says. "If I have to see wine going to $18 or $20 a glass... who is going to come in and spend that kind of money on wine? [...] I would say that the heart and soul of the bar would be diminished." Will no one think of the poor people spending $12 for a glass of wine at a Portland wine bar? ORANGE MAN BAD! Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (Qf83p) 251
Maybe that was Nancy's plan.
Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (NbRJx) --------- Schlieffen had a plan. Nancy never had a plan. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (CjFDo) 253
TP had the farting orgasm, yes?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (3h2l+) 254
Go Tigers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (aA3+G) 255
Mannix, saw that earlier this evening. It was great. Not suitable for all audiences.
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (MTxDQ) +++++++++++ Yeah, some naughty words. It could *easily* be redone without them, though, and would make a great ad. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (1qrtS) 256
[i[Re sidebar Greta, who's we? You gotta mouse in your pocket?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:23 PM (q1Pj5) My favorite bitch about Greta: She is an entitled spoiled child. Only an entitled spoiled child would refuse to go to school until someone changes the weather for her. Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (1glZx) 257
I thought that was farting while orgasming...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUBmN) Well that would certainly ruin the moment. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (TdMsT) 258
Besides, who uses "I got fired" on their resumé?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (m45I2) ---------- "Shitcanned" is the preferred technical terminology. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (XVuno) 259
I wanna take that Silverado test drive
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (a4qVe) 260
Just bulletproff coffee, Hrothgar. That and another Clemson td!
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUkQp) Well, I'll certainly allow coffee as a basic food group, so you're good! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (BiNEL) 261
Nothing wrong with tickling the pink...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (NWiLs) 262
Vince Vaugh chatting w/ POTUS at the game...
https://tinyurl.com/tjawdfo Ignore the douche that posted it.... Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (cF8AT) 263
Why didn't people like Tickled Pink?
She was kind of a doofus but from what I saw not a troll. Was she a troll when I wasn't looking? Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (Qf83p) 264
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (a4qVe)
Was late for a military meeting in DC, and lost. Was in uniform. Stopped at a gas station, and asked how to get to the meeting place. Guy said, in a Southern Drawl, 'where'd ya come from'. I told him, and he said, 'well, ya can't get there from here, ya need to go back from where ya came from'. Once he explained on a map, he was absolutely correct, it was easier to start over. But that 'ya can't get there from here' has always stuck with me. Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (NgKpN) 265
"The term they use for sex is 'laughter.'"
Trying to remember. So familiar, but I can't place it. Some book or movie or AmerIndian dialect? Stranger in a Strange Land? The Gods Must Be Crazy? Where? * smacks brain with hot iron * * ow * * no I will not search on it * Posted by: mindful webworker - what's the number for 911? at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (UE8f6) Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (t+qrx) 267
Goat in sports of course used to mean the person who is blamed for the loss because of a bad performance. Now it means the exact opposite because of a coincidental acronym.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (2DOZq) 268
Wow.. what a game..
I have no dog in this fight.. but it is nice to see a great game! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry Yeah, it's fun to watch. Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (Qf83p) 269
244 Ummm, silly question here, but who or what is "TP"?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (fNFgo) I come to bring your people TP!!! Posted by: The Great Cornholio at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0) 270
Howdy oh you morons. Hope you are well.
I'm having to deal with the aftermath of my accident Saturday when I skit on ice and ran over two sections of the wrought iron fence at work. Oh and the funny thing is they give you a drug test afterwards because it happened going to work. I wonder if that's legit cuz I hadn't really punched in yet. I'm having to deal with the aftermath of my accident Saturday when I skid it on ice and ran over two sections of the wrought iron fence at work. oh and the funny thing is they give you a drug test afterwards because it happened going to work. I wonder if that's legit cuz I hadn't really punched in yet. it's a royal pain in the ass it's a royal paint. I hit the brakes leaving the street to enter the grounds driveway and skidded and took out two sections of the fence. Thank God I miss the telephone pole by about 2 ft. Filled out the cops form and talk to insurance but still don't know who's going to have to pay for the fence. What a great way to start 2020. Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (28Zil) 271
Congratulate me -- I have accomplished the impossible. I screwed up Byzantine chain three times in less than an hour. Who the hell screws up Byzantine, much less three times in a row?I need to go back and take remedial maille weaving.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (0oVJn) 272
243 Tickled Pink?
--- I thought that was farting while orgasming... Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUBmN) Can only be done with a 45+ BMI. Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (3h2l+) 273
269 244 Ummm, silly question here, but who or what is "TP"?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (fNFgo) I come to bring your people TP!!! Posted by: The Great Cornholio at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0) Are you threatening me? Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (NWiLs) 274
Yay, Clemson cheerleader upskirt!
Posted by: The Great Cornholio at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0) 275
Sarcastic orgasm = impossible
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (Qf83p) 276
Laughter, the human response to non-fatal surprise. Robert Heinlein
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (go+84) 277
Will no one think of the poor people spending $12 for a glass of wine at a Portland wine bar?
ORANGE MAN BAD! Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG) Hmm, my neighbor spends $12 per box of wine and it works for her? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (BiNEL) 278
SAQUE !!
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (nfcV2) 279
The ESPN CFB list has OJ at #25
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (377Zs) 280
Dana Frank, the owner of SE Clinton natural wine haven Bar Norman, has similar concerns. "85 percent to 90 percent of our wine sales are European, and I sell pretty much all of our wines at $12 a glass because we want wine to be accessible," she says. "If I have to see wine going to $18 or $20 a glass... who is going to come in and spend that kind of money on wine? [...] I would say that the heart and soul of the bar would be diminished."
Will no one think of the poor people spending $12 for a glass of wine at a Portland wine bar? ORANGE MAN BAD! Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG) ++++++++++++ Oy vey. A couple of things: - You could eat the cost and keep it nice and "accessible" if you wanted to. Or you could move up-market and go exclusive. You don't. That's fine. - You could look a bit south and get some fantabulous wines from right here in America. You do know that America has the best wine, right? - If you want to keep your exclusive foreign pretensions, you could consider some of the increasingly good Australian wines, or consider other international sources. There are many wines from more ethnic parts of the world that you could be promoting, you racist. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (1qrtS) 281
Tickled Pink?
--- I thought that was farting while orgasming... Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUBmN) Wasn't that why her boyfriend dumped her? Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (HALdu) 282
TP had the farting orgasm, yes?
Posted by: squirrelly dan ===== Followed by the most surreal thread ever. It was as if your thinking "That's the funniest comment I've ever read" was collectively answered by ever poster with "Hold my beer." Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (8AONa) 283
Ironic orgasm? Maybe, but you gotta have the chops for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (XVuno) 284
Venables has made so killer adjustments.
Posted by: The Great Cornholio at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (oZuI0) Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (NWiLs) 286
$12.for a glass of wine? Even in Portland that's nuts.
Europeon wine? You ass clowns have one of the greatest wine making regions in the world 30 miles away. Pretentious assbags. I hope they and their idiot clientele move to Europe so they can get all the wine they want. Until sharia takes over completely. No booze then. Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (Tt761) 287
Thank goodness you're okay, Farmer.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (TdMsT) 288
/Bungholio sock
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (oZuI0) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (aA3+G) 290
I do need to watch Dirty Dozen again.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (nfcV2) 291
Ignore the douche that posted it....
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (cF8AT) +++++++++++++ But he has the super-elite Blue Check of Official Importance! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (1qrtS) 292
Was she a troll when I wasn't looking?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (Qf83p) You were lucky! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (BiNEL) 293
275 Sarcastic orgasm = impossible
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (Qf83p) "Oh, yeah, sure, I'm totally coming. Right." Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs) 294
I am so glad you're okay, Farmer! I hope the aftermath isn't too terrible!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (1qrtS) Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (/UQ/R) 296
Geaux
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (aA3+G) * * * * FIFY Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (fNFgo) 297
It's unbelievable to me. Earl Campbell's incredible thighs will no longer support him.
So depressing. Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (nfcV2) 298
Tickled Pink?
Posted by: Ladyl --- Whew! I was wracking my little pea brain wondering what the hell I was suppose to say. Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (Y4EXg) 299
Will no one think of the poor people spending $12 for a glass of wine at a Portland wine bar?
ORANGE MAN BAD! Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG) Can't they just drink domestic wines? Posted by: Surfperch, pairs well with something, I'm not sure what at January 13, 2020 10:54 PM (tVQUs) 300
Farmer - Sucks to be you!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 10:54 PM (CjFDo) 301
Back in black?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:54 PM (7WaWV) 302
Can't they just drink domestic wines?
Posted by: Surfperch, pairs well with something, I'm not sure what at January 13, 2020 10:54 PM (tVQUs) Quelle horreur! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (BiNEL) 303
Whew!
I was wracking my little pea brain wondering what the hell I was suppose to say. Posted by: Tonypete at January Miss Manners says the next time she does it you should just ignore it, but get it to snapchat. Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (HALdu) 304
I always thought TP was a dude.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (m45I2) 305
Yeah about pookeysgirls comment: Try living in CA, realizing that CA gives drivers licenses to people who are illiterate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 306
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (fNFgo)
Look at you editing. That's so cute Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (aA3+G) 307
do I watch the game til the end, or go to bed on time?
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (iTXRQ) 308
Whew!
I was wracking my little pea brain wondering what the hell I was suppose to say. Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (Y4EXg) It did give me pause for a moment, and then the light bulb came on. What happened to her? Was she for real or just a troll? Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT) 309
Apparently Oregon just outlawed plastic bags and put a law that straws must be requested and stored out of sight of customers according to a bartender forum I'm part of starting Jan. 1 of this year.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (3S5Yp) 310
do I watch the game til the end, or go to bed on time?
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (iTXRQ) The Tigers will win. Now you can go to bed. Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (aS1PU) 311
Read more as if someone was working at character development for a bad movie.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (HALdu) 312
Hmm, my neighbor spends $12 per box of wine and it works for her?
The article (in "Portland Eater") is hilarious. After all, if European wines are blocked from the market due to a tariff, they'll never come back, purely out of spite: "It's not as though if the U.S. didn't buy the wines, they wouldn't have someone to buy them," says Brian Martin, the import brand manager for Mitchell Wine Group, a local distributor and importer. He shares concerns that Garcia and others have: that once producers find new markets, there would be no incentive to return to the U.S., especially after the uncertainty raised by tariffs. "We would be cut off from wine that would never be back again. Some of it might get back, but the bulk of it never would." Economics, how does it work, again? Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (I2/tG) 313
What happened to her?
Was she for real or just a troll? Posted by: Ladyl --- Maybe a bit of both. In any case, galactically entertaining. Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (Y4EXg) 314
Was she for real or just a troll?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT) I really couldn't say. Either one wouldn't surprise me. Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (t+qrx) 315
309 Apparently Oregon just outlawed plastic bags and put a law that straws must be requested and stored out of sight of customers according to a bartender forum I'm part of starting Jan. 1 of this year.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (3S5Yp) You are not worthy to look upon the straw! Posted by: Greta Thunberg at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (dOV9E) 316
Try living in CA, realizing that CA gives drivers licenses to people who are illiterate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (WEBkv) Sure you can be illiterate, but can you survive several days of standing in line? Posted by: The CA DMV at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (tVQUs) 317
Economics, how does it work, again?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (I2/tG) +++++++++++++ Arbitrarily, according to the whims of progressives. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (1qrtS) 318
But he has the super-elite Blue Check of Official Importance!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (1qrtS) He took quite a beating in the comments. Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (cF8AT) 319
I assume they drug test you Farmer because you would have a potential claim for WC if you were injured. A positive drug test would allow any WC claim to be denied.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:58 PM (2DOZq) 320
Economics, how does it work, again?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (I2/tG) Supply AND demand?? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:58 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: Justinian Rhinometus at January 13, 2020 10:58 PM (ykYG2) 322
Sure you can be illiterate, but can you survive several days of standing in line?
Posted by: The CA DMV at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (tVQUs) -------------- Our government is the model of efficiency compared to the one they left behind.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 323
A lot of Willamette Valley Pinots, Zins and Chardonnays are beating French wines in blind testing. Just, it is not as snobby to drink wine from Newberg, Gervais and Barlow.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (1glZx) 324
Maybe a bit of both. In any case, galactically entertaining.
Posted by: Tonypete at January you mispelled annoying Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (HALdu) 325
Drinking wine in a bar is virtue signaling. Australian wine is quit good, sells for about 12 bucks a bottle around these parts. California whine has too much cilantro. (not a typo)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (go+84) 326
Fuck yo Hostreet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (aA3+G) 327
"News reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated, and for this I have no regerts."
/Mark Twain Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (m45I2) 328
Newyorkistan has banned plastic grocery bags, effective 01 MAR 20...
"T-shirt bags", as they're offered on Amazon... $17 for a case of 1000! Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (7WaWV) 329
Maybe a bit of both. In any case, galactically entertaining. Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (Y4EXg) I wouldn't have described her comments as stellar. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT) 330
312 Economics, how does it work, again?
Well, the all knowing state sets prices and dictates production levels for the good of the people. Posted by: Bernie the red at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (nzKWW) 331
Apparently Oregon just outlawed plastic bags and put a law that straws must be requested and stored out of sight of customers according to a bartender forum I'm part of starting Jan. 1 of this year.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (3S5Yp) Based on my past experience with such laws, I have a funny feeling that nobody outside of Portland will follow the part about the straws. Posted by: Surfperch, not harmed by plastic straws at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (tVQUs) 332
MMMMmmmmaaah the French!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (LxTcq) 333
Except in Wisconsin..
Me: "How do I get back on the highway 43?" Woman: "Oh.. well.. you go up this way to the stop and go light.. but you keep going..You'll hit the stop sign at the Marathon gas station.. but keep going to the mall.. Pass the Prange Way store and look for the first street on yer right. Don't take that, but take the next left. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (CjFDo) Those are directions in *southern* as well Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (a4qVe) --- try giving tank trail directions on an Army base... simplest one: "follow my dust cloud and try to keep up..." Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (zHXTb) Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (nfcV2) 335
Can't they just drink domestic wines?
Barbarian! A common suggestion that restaurant owners have heard lately is to pivot to a greater focus on domestic wines. After all, Oregon wines are definitely a source of pride, and often make their way onto restaurant and bar menus. However, Oregon wineries rely on small, independent companies to handle their distribution. Few of those distributors primarily work with local wines; most rely heavily on European imports for their business. "The distribution chain is going to be threatened," says Scott Frank, owner and winemaker for Bow & Arrow Wines. "It's an ecosystem, and European wines are a keystone species. For most of our distributors, retail shops that carry our wine, and restaurants that do... European wine is the centerpiece that keeps the lights on. Domestic is not the core of anybody's book. It's a small category." Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (I2/tG) 336
308 Whew!
I was wracking my little pea brain wondering what the hell I was suppose to say. Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (Y4EXg) It did give me pause for a moment, and then the light bulb came on. What happened to her? Was she for real or just a troll? Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT) Either way, not as advertised. Once people started expressing skepticism that she was for real, she vanished. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs) 337
Banning plastic bags in NY where everyone carries their groceries, not going to work as they had anticipated.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (HALdu) 338
Whatever it was, TP was annoying with the same sad , whiny story every posting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (2DOZq) 339
The U.S. Navy presents.... How To Succeed With Brunettes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc1LFclXiBU Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (57dQ0) 340
I don't remember who encouraged my revisit of Spielberg's 1941, especially the longer Director's Cut, but I gotta say that was a good call.
Anarchic. Good spirited. Fun. Manic. Quite a good time. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (zZbCU) 341
Well, the all knowing state sets prices and dictates production levels for the good of the people.
Posted by: Bernie the red at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (nzKWW) ++++++++++++ But what happens when you can longer index to an external market, either because no external markets exist or you drift too far off-center over time and external markets no longer have any relevance, causing the calculation problem to bite you right on your shitty, communist ass? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (1qrtS) 342
Jim Browns mom was a maid in tony Manhasset Long Island, a hot bed for lacrosse. He was the best athlete anyone had ever seen.
At first Syracuse wouldn't give a scholarship to a black kid. A local businessman paid for his first year Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (XLMfY) 343
Based on my past experience with such laws, I have a funny feeling that nobody outside of Portland will follow the part about the straws.
Posted by: Surfperch, not harmed by plastic straws at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (tVQUs) --------------------- Meanwhile, after the straw ban in CA, we had an establishment gives us some dandy paper straws that had all the texture and resilience of the cardboard tube paper towels come on, It was unpleasant.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 344
There are very few stupid questions but many stupid answers.
Posted by: parker at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (mmH7U) Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs) 346
Look at you editing.
That's so cute Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (aA3+G) * * * * Hope you don't mind. And -- I was laughing while editing! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (fNFgo) 347
Whatever it was, TP was annoying with the same sad , whiny story every posting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January Yes Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (HALdu) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (57dQ0) 349
The distribution chain is going to be threatened," says Scott Frank, owner and winemaker for Bow & Arrow Wines. "It's an ecosystem, and European wines are a keystone species. For most of our distributors, retail shops that carry our wine, and restaurants that do... European wine is the centerpiece that keeps the lights on. Domestic is not the core of anybody's book. It's a small category."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (I2/tG) +++++++++++ Something tells me that someone out there is just *aching* to tackle that supply chain and distribution problem for them. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (1qrtS) 350
341 Well, the all knowing state sets prices and dictates production levels for the good of the people.
Posted by: Bernie the red at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (nzKWW) ++++++++++++ But what happens when you can longer index to an external market, either because no external markets exist or you drift too far off-center over time and external markets no longer have any relevance, causing the calculation problem to bite you right on your shitty, communist ass? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (1qrtS) ========== Well, you make war on those markets through the machine of force to correct the wreckers outside of your country that are ruining things. Communism only works when 100% of the population of the world is 100% on board. #twoweeks Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (zZbCU) 351
You are not worthy to look upon the straw!
Oregon was going to ban restaurant straws altogether, until somebody noted that a lot of disabled people rely on straws for drinking. Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (I2/tG) 352
Hey TJM! Glad to see ya!
Sorry I missed the last movie thread, but I was actually getting things set up to watch Joker with the family that night. Spoiler alert: I liked it a lot, though there were a few things I would change. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs) 353
Every time you look at a straw, 100 trees die. Planet Killer!
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (dOV9E) 354
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (I2/tG)
Crap, I've got probably 30 wine tasting places within 60 miles of me. And I live in the Central Valley of Calif. Not even wine country. F'n LODI Calif (yeah, stuck in Lodi again) has 4 or 5 good vineyards. Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (NgKpN) 355
Except in Wisconsin..
Me: "How do I get back on the highway 43?" Woman: "Oh.. well.. you go up this way to the stop and go light.. but you keep going..You'll hit the stop sign at the Marathon gas station.. but keep going to the mall.. Pass the Prange Way store and look for the first street on yer right. Don't take that, but take the next left. --- And your point is?? Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (7ZQe3) 356
Domestic is not the core of anybody's book. It's a small category."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January hobos Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (HALdu) 357
Tickled Pink wasn't quite as bad as Curious. Although I'm interested to see what dumb annoying troll-ette we'll get next.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (ykYG2) 358
Posted by: Surfperch, not harmed by plastic straws at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (tVQUs)
..... The bartender that posted about it told a story of a customer that asked for two straws and she denied him a second one, because #woke. She said her guest ate one bite of his food then got pissed off, got up and left. This goes against anything I've ever known about bartending. The younger generation of west coast people must be unbearable. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (3S5Yp) 359
Whatever it was, TP was annoying with the same sad , whiny story every posting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (2DOZq) "WAAAAH HEERE IS PROBLEM" "OK, here is what a grown-up would do" "BUT I DON WANNAAAAA" Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (t+qrx) 360
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (fNFgo)
I'm fair game You should also include a FIFY in there I chuckled Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (aA3+G) 361
Was she a troll when I wasn't looking?
Some people thought so. Maybe I'm just naive but I think she was exactly what she appeared to be -- a young woman with some self-esteem issues and no grasp of the concept of over-sharing. Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (qc+VF) 362
Communism only works when 100% of the population of the world is 100% on board.
#twoweeks Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (zZbCU) ++++++++ Aye, comrade. The wreckers and running dogs must be destroyed! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (1qrtS) 363
352 Hey TJM! Glad to see ya!
Sorry I missed the last movie thread, but I was actually getting things set up to watch Joker with the family that night. Spoiler alert: I liked it a lot, though there were a few things I would change. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs) ========== Sup? I kinda hated the first half. Todd Phillips is kind of a terrible director and doesn't really seem to understand basic filmic geography. And the first half seems weirdly out of order at times. I did kind of love the second half, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (zZbCU) 364
357 Tickled Pink wasn't quite as bad as Curious. Although I'm interested to see what dumb annoying troll-ette we'll get next.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (ykYG2) When election season hits, and the interns start trying to earn their paychecks, we will look back on these days with fond nostalgia. Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 11:05 PM (dOV9E) 365
Meanwhile, after the straw ban in CA, we had an establishment gives us some dandy paper straws that had all the texture and resilience of the cardboard tube paper towels come on,
It was unpleasant. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (WEBkv) Awani Hotel in Yosemite Valley, put paper straws into Irish Coffees. Needless to say, they disintegrated in seconds, I sent them back. Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 11:05 PM (NgKpN) 366
NHeynn!! Cad thumwud get nthis thstraw ou' ub mah doze??!
/Sea turtle with a plastic straw in his nose. Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 11:06 PM (m45I2) 367
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (XLMfY
He's in two Sports Hall of Fames. Of course lacrosse being one of the two, Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:06 PM (2DOZq) 368
Tickled Pink wasn't quite as bad as Curious. Although I'm interested to see what dumb annoying troll-ette we'll get next.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (ykYG2) --------- Be careful what you say. Curious maintained a detailed dossier on all of you miscreants. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 11:06 PM (XVuno) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:06 PM (aA3+G) 370
Tickled Pink was (and is) a long time poster here, and Master level troll who wisely retired at the top. Posted by: Ironic Winer at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (w3OLr) 371
Well how nice. A pic of Mayor Blizzard Shits on his gay trebuchet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (9Om/r) 372
No insome. But I was about 2 feet feom crashing into a telephone pole that was f****** scary. Minor damage to the car that I have to sort out. I didn't just run into the fence I freaking ran over the fence. LOL 13th
Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (28Zil) 373
The younger generation of west coast people must be unbearable.
There was a "woke" person in Portland who protested in a restaurant , because someone was wearing a "Luftwaffe" t-shirt, which obviously meant that the person was a Nazi. She asked management to throw the guy out. The snowflake didn't realize that "Luftwaffe" just means "air force" in German, and that the German air force is still called the Luftwaffe. Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (I2/tG) 374
Tonight, Sherman, we set the Wayback Machine to eight years ago, January 13, 2012. It was a Friday!
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=325577 The ONT post was by some fellow named Maetenloch. Topics included Romney's chances for President, Man Drowns Himself in Vat of Scottish Whisky, The Medical Truth About Zombies, and the big coloring book of vaginas. Burn the Witch got comment #1, followed by Ben, Splunge, 1 of Rick Perry's 16 NH voters, Fluffy, Bill D. Cat, steevy, Jumbo Jogging Shrimp, and Tami. Jumbo Jogging Shrimp. Heh. steevy #7: The last thread was one of the most depressing on the AOSHQ.Ever. Saw a comment by Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot. I saw some folks listing song-artist but no links. Still had actual linkage in those days, doesn't show up archivally. Like tears... in the rain.... Three comments shy of 600, although 3 of the last 4 were spam. Pipe fittings! Posted by: mindful webworker - in the cobwebbed archives at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (UE8f6) 375
TJM, understood. One of my sisters said she thought it took forever to get going.
Spoiler alert, but... IMHO the movie's major fulcrum (in terms of pace, development, everything) is when Arthur suffocates his mother in the hospital. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs) 376
371 Well how nice. A pic of Mayor Blizzard Shits on his gay trebuchet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (9Om/r) ========= I thought the ropes were stacks of Ritz crackers for a minute. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (zZbCU) 377
And it matters not at all. Congress will never pass that in a million years. If memory serves, it was in Newt's Contract With America. The promise was to bring them all to a vote, and I think that happened, and term limits was the only one that did not pass. Posted by: Splunge George Nethercutt defeated Speaker of the House Tom Foley pushing terms limits . Promised to serve only 2 terms. At the end of his 2nd term he splained to all us washintonians that he had unfinished business and therefore we shouldn't hold him to his early promises. We voted Cathey McMorris Rogers in . First time I ever voted for a Republican. I've never voted Democrat in my life. Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (9TP5X) 378
if you don't like the directions you get in wisconsin, don't fucking ask. find your own way to the fucking highway, asshole.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (KP5rU) 379
TJM, I also noticed some major nods to Kubrick in Joker, including a lot of centered shots, and the fact that two important scenes take place in restrooms.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (L2ZTs) 380
Hey MisHum, did you enjoy the game?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (7ZQe3) 381
Financial Advisors barely know anything about finance and half as much about economics.
Posted by: not so --------- Fees, we understand very well. Posted by: Financial Advisers at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (xSo9G) Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (nfcV2) 383
All German words are Nazi.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:09 PM (Qf83p) 384
First targeting ejection of the game.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:09 PM (oZuI0) 385
For Clemson
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:09 PM (oZuI0) 386
372 No insome. But I was about 2 feet feom crashing into a telephone pole that was f****** scary. Minor damage to the car that I have to sort out. I didn't just run into the fence I freaking ran over the fence. LOL 13th
Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (28Zil) Good grief. Glad you didn't get hurt! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:09 PM (NWiLs) 387
And I live in the Central Valley of Calif. Not even wine country.
F'n LODI Calif (yeah, stuck in Lodi again) has 4 or 5 good vineyards. Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (NgKpN) --------------- it's kind of cool to drive through the Central Valley and see grapes laying on paper, drying in the sun. Massive amounts of table grapes are grown around our area. That and almonds.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 388
when a football player is ejected from a game for tackling a player by hitting him in the shoulder pad with his helmet?
Football has become completely pussified. Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:09 PM (nfcV2) 389
TD LSU
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:10 PM (oZuI0) 390
Tickled Pink was (and is) a long time poster here, and Master level troll who wisely retired at the top.
Posted by: Ironic Winer at January If that is true that is even worse and they should be exiled. Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:10 PM (HALdu) 391
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (7ZQe3)
Holy Nail biter Pete White knuckle drive to daughters home last night Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:10 PM (aA3+G) 392
Financial Advisors barely know anything about finance and half as much about economics.
Posted by: not so --------- Fees, we understand very well. Posted by: Financial Advisers at January Duh, you want some mutual funds with that? Morningstar said buy these. And cut up your credit cards. Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:10 PM (HALdu) 393
Lotsa pussy rules in football these days!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (CjFDo) 394
Eyes and head up and lead with face mask. That's form tackling. Not hard. Don't use the crown of the helmet.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (3h2l+) Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (nfcV2) 396
kinda ridiculous to kick a guy out of a natl champ game for a non injury play.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (r+sAi) 397
What the hell is "targeting"? Aren't they targeting the ballcarrier on every play?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (7ZQe3) 398
Apparently Oregon just outlawed plastic bags and put
a law that straws must be requested and stored out of sight of customers according to a bartender forum I'm part of starting Jan. 1 of this year. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (3S5Yp) Yes, it is true. they are also encouraging homeless to camp on streets, have been pushing the "drought emergency" and Wildfire Emergencies for the last 6 years, and all-in-all are trying to Cargo Cult the state into being California. "John Frum Sacramento will return" Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (1glZx) 399
Key quote:
Dana Frank, the owner of SE Clinton natural wine haven Bar Norman, has similar concerns. "85 percent to 90 percent of our wine sales are European, and I sell pretty much all of our wines at $12 a glass because we want wine to be accessible," she says. "If I have to see wine going to $18 or $20 a glass... who is going to come in and spend that kind of money on wine? [...] I would say that the heart and soul of the bar would be diminished." Will no one think of the poor people spending $12 for a glass of wine at a Portland wine bar? ORANGE MAN BAD! Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG) Oh fer the lov-a.... I live in Alaska. We pay a lot for many things, including booze. I DO NOT SPEND $12 for a glass of wine I could buy a whole bottle for at Brown Jug. The only reason people pay those prices is to be seen doing so. Virtue signaling, just as worthless for boozing as for politicking. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (vVOK2) 400
Eyes and head up and lead with face mask. That's form tackling. Not hard. Don't use the crown of the helmet.
Fucking. SHOULDER. Pad. Nancy. Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (nfcV2) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (57dQ0) 402
>>First targeting ejection of the game.
Posted by: logprof That's a huge loss for Clemson. May be the game. Posted by: Aviator at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (2cuLk) 403
turned the game off. pac 12 refs suck ass cheese.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (KP5rU) 404
Remember the good old days of NFL a few years ago, when replacement referees were giving TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CALLS to the exact same play??
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (L2ZTs) 405
Eyes and head up and lead with face mask. That's form tackling. Not hard. Don't use the crown of the helmet.
..... Meh. The ejection stuff is excessive. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (3S5Yp) 406
I don't like the ejection, but after Lawrence did his impression of Sonny Corleone at the toll booth during the OSU game, drawing a similar targeting - well, karma is a bitch.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (8AONa) 407
What the hell is "targeting"? Aren't they targeting the ballcarrier on every play?
Maxi-pads, with wings, for extra protection. Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (nfcV2) 408
Wait for the lady to offer her hand.
Then shake it briefly. Firm but not crushing. Then lick it? Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (Qf83p) 409
All German words are Nazi.
There was a Portland city councilman (Harvard Law school graduate), who got into a fight with Uber, and said: "When I hear 'Uber,' my tendency is to think about the Third Reich." Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (I2/tG) 410
"Targeting ejection"... Yet another football term I shall never understand...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (7WaWV) 411
What the hell is "targeting"? Aren't they targeting the ballcarrier on every play?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (7ZQe3) +++++++++++ "Targeting" is when one player leads with the crown of his helmet and collides with another player, I think only if it is above the waist. It is an illegal play for several years now. Not allowed to lead with the helmet. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (1qrtS) 412
Wait for the lady to offer her hand.
Then shake it briefly. Firm but not crushing. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January Ok, but stopping in the midst of sex to shake hands kind of thows everything off. Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (HALdu) 413
/Sarc. (might as well get it out of the way)
Football is a stupid game. A bunch of grown men runnin' around bumpin' into each other chasin' an oblate spheroid. As soon as they get their hand on it they give to a guy in a striped shirt who puts it on the ground and they all back away. Like I said, stupid. Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (go+84) 414
if you don't like the directions you get in wisconsin, don't fucking ask. find your own way to the fucking highway, asshole. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (KP5rU) you have highways? lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (9Om/r) 415
"Targeting" is when one player leads with the crown of his helmet and collides with another player, I think only if it is above the waist. It is an illegal play for several years now. Not allowed to lead with the helmet.
unless you're that asshat Clowney Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (Rarvo) 416
The more things change the more they stay the same. --------
I'd like to color her vajajays with my oversized pink crayon... IYKWIM Posted by: CoolCzech at January 12, 2012 10:07 PM Oh, do you have another one? I ran out coloring my boobies Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 12, 2012 10:10 PM (Y+DPZ) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (2DOZq) 417
Quite a good time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison -------- "That is the craziest son of a bitch I've ever seen." I have an original movie poster. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (CDGwz) 418
Then lick it?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (Qf83p) ------------- Who do you think you are, Cannibal Bob?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 419
"Targeting" is when one player leads with the crown of his helmet and
collides with another player, I think only if it is above the waist. It is an illegal play for several years now. Not allowed to lead with the helmet. Another Obama-era hangover. Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (nfcV2) 420
Then lick it?
Posted by: eleven at Januar That makes more sense than shoving it down your pants. Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (HALdu) 421
Berserker, and they're celebrating five years of electricity! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (L2ZTs) 422
Insom appears to have a harem.
Posted by: Caliban at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (QE8X6) 423
That touchdown is dubious. I know evidence has to be "incontrovertible" to reverse the call on the field, but that was super narrow. I want LSU to win, but that call was iffy for sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (1qrtS) 424
Now, Sherman, flash forward four years to Jan 13, 2016:
Maet again authored the post. American sailors on their knees. Splunge got first comment. And second. And fourth. eleven, BCochran1981, Bete, cthulhu, Ricardo Kill followed. Misanthropic Humanitarian #14: Woot woot the ONT Hunh. Apparently I mentioned the big fire across the street from our offices. Four years ago tonight. 583 total comments. ___ Back to 2020, Sherman. Quickly. Posted by: mindful webworker - in the cobwebbed archives at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (UE8f6) 425
If you feel you must nibble on something during the show, at least do it quietly in consideration for your neighbors. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (57dQ0) 426
414
if you don't like the directions you get in wisconsin, don't fucking ask. find your own way to the fucking highway, asshole. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (KP5rU) you have highways? lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (9Om/r) And that's when The ONT lost control."........ Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (aA3+G) 427
+++++++++++
"Targeting" is when one player leads with the crown of his helmet and collides with another player" Earl Campbell would have played about 4 games under those rules. And yet they name him one of the best at halftime. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (3S5Yp) 428
Targeting can cause truly bad injuries.
Too many concussions may kill the sport, starting at the HS level. It's already started Soccer is a pussy game. I can see lacrosse filling the void Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (XLMfY) 429
Oops, they announced the Top 11.
Maybe Orenthal was #12. Fortunately, 11 is okay for a football list, so they avoided any awkwardness. Posted by: logprof If at least eight of them were black, we'll allow it. Next year, we want two transgenders, though. Posted by: SJW local #0.23 at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (P1f+c) 430
414; berserker, in between the roundabouts. or whateverthefuck you call them.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (KP5rU) 431
>>you have highways? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division I think they call them two tracks up there. Posted by: Aviator at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (2cuLk) 432
370
Tickled Pink was (and is) a long time poster here, and Master level troll who wisely retired at the top. Posted by: Ironic Winer at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (w3OLr) --------------- Have I got her confused with another 'ette, or was she romantically involved with another poster? Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (9p0cQ) 433
Targeting = Pussies can't get hit
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (CjFDo) 434
you have highways? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division ----- The riders that I have met from Wisconsin seem disconcerted to find that roads here in the mountains have curves and elevation changes. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (CDGwz) 435
That touchdown is dubious. I know evidence has to be "incontrovertible"
to reverse the call on the field, but that was super narrow. I want LSU to win, but that call was iffy for sure. LSU clearly stepped out of bounds twice on the last drive of the first half. This game was pre-decided by these willfully-blind West Coast zebra whores. Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (nfcV2) 436
400 Eyes and head up and lead with face mask. That's form tackling. Not hard. Don't use the crown of the helmet.
Fucking. SHOULDER. Pad. Nancy. Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (nfcV2) I caught from age 5 through college, faggit. You couldn't carry my jock strap. And head back eyes up face mask planted in the center of the chest is form tackling. That's how you get leverage. Shoulder is used when the target is not straight on. Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (3h2l+) 437
I'm getting tickled pink and curious confused.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (Qf83p) 438
And that's when The ONT lost control."........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (aA3+G) "Bridge Freezes Before Roadway." Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (Y8PSl) 439
Something tells me that someone out there is just *aching* to tackle that supply chain and distribution problem for them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (1qrtS) You would think. But first you have to get past the gatekeeper, the Oregon Liquor Control Commission. I remember when dad decided to force them to allow the sale of Newfoundland Screech because he liked the name, and later, English Ginger Wine because he wanted to make Whiskey Macs. He did get success with the Ginger wine. Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (1glZx) 440
If at least eight of them were black, we'll allow it.
Next year, we want two transgenders, though. Posted by: SJW local #0.23 at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (P1f+c) --Stoopid SJWs, Jim Thorpe was American Indian Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (oZuI0) 441
berserker, in between the roundabouts. or whateverthefuck you call them.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (KP5rU) We used to have a lot of them years back. They got rid of a lot of them because, you know, Darwin and shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:18 PM (9Om/r) 442
The riders that I have met from Wisconsin seem disconcerted to find that roads here in the mountains have curves and elevation changes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (CDGwz) +++++++++++++ In the mountains of CO, I hate seeing a FL plate without a passing lane. Floridians seem to be generally flummoxed by steep curves and hills and slow way down. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:18 PM (1qrtS) 443
Targeting can cause truly bad injuries.
Too many concussions may kill the sport, starting at the HS level. It's already started ..... Actually it's just lawyers that kill the sport. You can watch dudes kick each other in the f*cking face over on another channel. And that's actually the objective of the sport! Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:18 PM (3S5Yp) 444
Ha ha, DPI on LSU
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (oZuI0) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (l9m7l) 446
c'mon ref, let em play.
Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (Pg+x7) 447
Have I got her confused with another 'ette, or was she romantically involved with another poster?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs -------- 'Her' was never satisfactorily decided. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (xSo9G) 448
You would think. But first you have to get past the gatekeeper, the Oregon Liquor Control Commission.
I remember when dad decided to force them to allow the sale of Newfoundland Screech because he liked the name, and later, English Ginger Wine because he wanted to make Whiskey Macs. He did get success with the Ginger wine. Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (1glZx) +++++++++++ Wasn't aware of that. Then maybe Mr. Wine Bar should blame the state instead of the marginal independent distributors. Can't have that, I guess. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 450
And that's when The ONT lost control."........
--- Time to hit the sack before I say something I shouldn't. Night, all. Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (7ZQe3) 451
432 370
Tickled Pink was (and is) a long time poster here, and Master level troll who wisely retired at the top. Posted by: Ironic Winer at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (w3OLr) --------------- Have I got her confused with another 'ette, or was she romantically involved with another poster? Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (9p0cQ) I believe you are confused. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (NWiLs) 452
G'night, Blake!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (1qrtS) 453
Targeting can cause truly bad injuries.
Did you se the hit by LSU from the back after the catch just before the half? The one that folded the receiver backwards almost in half? Spare me with the selective "good hits, bad hits" bullshit. Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (nfcV2) 454
The U.S. Navy presents....
How To Succeed With Brunettes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc1LFclXiBU Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (57dQ0) * * * * What a hoot! But some good and timeless tips as well. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (fNFgo) 455
(The Expanse season III)
'Pinus Contorta'? Really? Whose bright idea was it to name that ship. Sounds like contorted penis. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (ykYG2) 456
What a bs interference call!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (/UQ/R) 457
I told you the Pac12 refs suck.
Welcome to our world. Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (PkVlr) 458
@ 399 tcn
I'm not paying that either. If I get six bottles of Bay Bridge Merlot at Kroger's it's 2:54 a bottle. No way am I going out and spending $12 for a freaking glass of wine that's insane. Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (28Zil) 459
Ok, but stopping in the midst of sex to shake hands kind of thows everything off.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (HALdu) *downtwinkles* Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (t+qrx) 460
Have I got her confused with another 'ette, or was she romantically involved with another poster?
Tickled Pink may or may not be male. Some of you HAVE met Xit at a larger MoMe back aways. Xit decided xit went a step too far and wisely put a stake in TP's heart. But it was fun for several of us to to watch as the Titanic hit the 'berg. Posted by: Ironic Winer at January 13, 2020 11:21 PM (w3OLr) 461
Helmet to helmet I get, but helmet to shoulder, boooooo.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:21 PM (r+sAi) 462
457 I told you the Pac12 refs suck.
Welcome to our world. Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (PkVlr) --The officials must have a Special Magic 8 Ball to make calls. Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:21 PM (oZuI0) 463
The U.S. Navy presents.... How To Succeed With Brunettes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc1LFclXiBU Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (57dQ0) * * * * What a hoot! But some good and timeless tips as well. Posted by: Legally Sufficient Every boy should watch it. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:22 PM (9P5eb) 464
I caught from age 5 through college, faggit. You couldn't carry my jock strap. You mean assuming that I would be able to pull it out of your boyfriends asshole? Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:22 PM (nfcV2) Posted by: mindful webworker - in the cobwebbed archives at January 13, 2020 11:22 PM (UE8f6) 466
well, i can't say much. this shithole elected tony fucking evers. probably will again. this place is fucked, like every place else.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (KP5rU) 467
'Pinus Contorta'? Really? Whose bright idea was it to name that ship. Sounds like contorted penis.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo ------- Sister ship to USNS Harvey Milk. Imagine receiving orders assigning one to the Milk. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (xSo9G) 468
What a hoot! But some good and timeless tips as well.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (fNFgo) +++++++++++++ I dunno. If it were so accurate and effective, would they have made it unclassified? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (1qrtS) Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (nfcV2) 470
Mannix......we went to GJ this weekend. Every single car was driving in the left lane. Pissed off Mr. WDS to no end!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (/UQ/R) 471
Have I got her confused with another 'ette, or was she romantically involved with another poster?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (9p0cQ) If she was a troll, she was a master. She sent pictures of herself to another member of the Horde and asked for relationship advice. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (TdMsT) 472
Mannix......we went to GJ this weekend. Every single car was driving in the left lane. Pissed off Mr. WDS to no end!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (/UQ/R) ++++++++++++++ We have a nasty problem with "left lane bandits." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:24 PM (1qrtS) 473
it's amazing how the qb can drop a pass from 40 yards right into the arms of a receiver on the run.
Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 11:25 PM (Pg+x7) 474
Economics, how does it work, again?
Posted by: The ARC of History! Not quite sure, I never read Hayek. Posted by: Robert Reich at January 13, 2020 11:25 PM (9TP5X) 475
The riders that I have met from Wisconsin seem disconcerted to find that roads here in the mountains have curves and elevation changes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (CDGwz) * * * * That goes for pretty much any rider from east of the Rockies. (Not dissing the mountains in the eastern U.S. here.) Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:26 PM (fNFgo) 476
Tickled Pink may or may not be male. Some of you HAVE met Xit at a larger MoMe back aways. Xit decided xit went a step too far and wisely put a stake in TP's heart. But it was fun for several of us to to watch as the Titanic hit the 'berg. Posted by: Ironic Winer at January 13, 2020 11:21 PM (w3OLr) TP was a sock? Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT) 477
URL for that 2016 post if you want it.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=361039 Posted by: mindful webworker - in the cobwebbed archives at January 13, 2020 11:22 PM (UE8f6) Saw a rickl post. he was talking Space X. Now I'm all sad again. Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:26 PM (x8Wzq) 478
Pac12 refs doing their thing...
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 11:27 PM (sYDum) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2020 11:28 PM (LxWV7) 480
The officials must have a Special Magic 8 Ball to make calls.
Posted by: logprof Answer hazy, try again later. "Umm..." "Booth review!" Posted by: that official what has the 8 ball at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (P1f+c) 481
Lawerence just not having a sharp game.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (3S5Yp) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (WI7YS) 483
Has anyone driven Indepenence Pass, the shortcut from Denver to Aspen that's closed half the year
No guardrails. Two thousand foot drops Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (XLMfY) 484
Good night, all. May your Tuesdays be awesome and rewarding.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (l9m7l) 485
I tend to believe TP was for real. I have known women like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:30 PM (2B9A/) 486
What a hoot! But some good and timeless tips as well.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (fNFgo) +++++++++++++ I dunno. If it were so accurate and effective, would they have made it unclassified? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (1qrtS) * * * * Good point. But that would put it in the realm of military intelligence, no? Maybe the best place to hide something is in plain sight. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:30 PM (fNFgo) 487
California whine has too much cilantro. (not a typo)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (go+84) This is Paul Masson straight outta Mt Eden comin' at right at you with a wine so fresh you'll want to spank it! Posted by: Paul Masson and his Rockin' Vines at January 13, 2020 11:30 PM (tVQUs) 488
479 Another Elvis song:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=EHP3M7ULdyE Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2020 11:28 PM (LxWV7) --Then there was a punk band from the '80s named Elvis Hitler, one of whose albums was named Disgraceland Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:30 PM (oZuI0) 489
481 Lawerence just not having a sharp game.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (3S5Yp) Only faggots and sailors are named Lawrence. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs) 490
A Mollie Hemingway tweet I enjoyed:
Conversation I just overheard that is making me laugh: "He's really good at presidenting." "Yeah he kind of is." Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (dOV9E) 491
you haven't lived until you drive into ouray,co. diabolical fucking road.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU) 492
Has anyone driven Indepenence Pass, the shortcut from Denver to Aspen that's closed half the year
No guardrails. Two thousand foot drops Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (XLMfY) *Raises Hand* Fun drive, especially when there's no flatlander white-knuckling it in front of you. Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (x8Wzq) Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (nfcV2) 494
Has anyone driven Indepenence Pass, the shortcut from Denver to Aspen that's closed half the year
No guardrails. Two thousand foot drops Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (XLMfY) * * * * Pfffttt.. At least it's paved. I've been on much worse. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (fNFgo) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (3S5Yp) 496
So a youtube 'star' is coming out as transgender. Looking at pictures (never heard of 'her') I am not sure it is as big of a surprise as 'she' thinks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (2B9A/) 497
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)
My uncle shot down over France would disagree with you Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (aA3+G) 498
"When I hear 'Uber,' my tendency is to think about the Third Reich."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (I2/tG) Makes me think of the Dead Kennedys. Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 11:33 PM (1glZx) 499
Is that a real picture of Peter Buttigieg and his spouse, or a photoshop?. It's cringeworthy. It would be cringeworthy even if were a straight couple, even if they were on their honeymoon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:33 PM (WI7YS) 500
Only faggots and sailors are named Lawrence.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs) What do you mean by that?!? Posted by: Lawrence Ellison, CEO of Oracle at January 13, 2020 11:33 PM (tVQUs) 501
I take it y'all haven't seen Full Metal Jacket...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (NWiLs) 502
There is a pretty narrow road going through Glacier Nat'l Park that is pretty high up and has a lot of switch backs. The traffic on it made it quite a bit less stressful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (2B9A/) 503
I was that white knuckling flatlander
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (XLMfY) 504
483 Has anyone driven Indepenence Pass, the shortcut from Denver to Aspen that's closed half the year
No guardrails. Two thousand foot drops Posted by: Ignoramus Yes! Scary as shit when the driver (my dad) insisted on taking pictures while he was driving. Will never forget the terror. Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (PkVlr) 505
On my bucket list is a motorcycle ride to the top of pikes peak... They race on that road, crayzeee!
Posted by: Pliney at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (nzKWW) 506
Ignoramus......raises hand as well! But it's horrible to drive and definitely not worth a move to Colorado
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 11:35 PM (/UQ/R) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:35 PM (3S5Yp) 508
I was that white knuckling flatlander
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (XLMfY) Ha! I knew it! Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (x8Wzq) 509
you haven't lived until you drive into ouray,co. diabolical fucking road.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU) * * * * Red Mountain Pass is a challenge, especially in the winter! Most memorable was the time the driver lost his brakes on the downhill side into Ouray. All we had was the emergency brake and engine. That was very interesting! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (fNFgo) 510
Insom*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (3S5Yp) 511
Has anyone driven Indepenence Pass, the shortcut from Denver to Aspen that's closed half the year
No guardrails. Two thousand foot drops Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (XLMfY) Sounds like a typical street in San Francisco minus the bums, trash and feces. Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (tVQUs) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (r+sAi) 513
Taking Tylenol for the backache I got from shoveling snow twice today, and happened to look at the weather forecast. We're supposed to get 8 inches (insert obvious Horde joke HERE) from Thursday night into Friday. Well, I guess it's time to make sure my Tylenol bottle is full enough.....
Posted by: pookysgirl just wants her dang yellow printer paper at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (XKZwp) 514
512 Has anyone driven Indepenence Pass,
I proposed to my wife at the top. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (r+sAi) So... you were going for contrast? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (2B9A/) 515
'Her' was never satisfactorily decided.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (xSo9G) ------ I guess it's pronouns all the way down... Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (9p0cQ) 516
504; nurse, your dad did that too? fucking amazing we aren't dead.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (KP5rU) 517
I now call it Independence Past.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (r+sAi) 518
A bruised reed he will not break, and a smoldering wick he will not snuff out.
Isaiah 42:3 I like this passage. This is a bit of what my "Life Application Bible" says about it . "When you feel broken and bruised in your spiritual life, God won't toss you aside." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (WI7YS) 519
517 I now call it Independence Past.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (r+sAi) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (2B9A/) 520
Maybe it isn't so much, but I remember when our family went camping in 1982 and my dad drove the entire length of PCH through Big Sur.
IMHO that was terrifying. Two lanes, lots of ups and downs, the drop looks like thousands of feet of a 100% vertical drop right into the Pacific, and very flimsy looking guardrails. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs) 521
dammit
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (nfcV2) 522
nothing you could do about that.
Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (Pg+x7) 523
502 There is a pretty narrow road going through Glacier Nat'l Park that is pretty high up and has a lot of switch backs. The traffic on it made it quite a bit less stressful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (2B9A/) --Isn't it called Highway to the Sun or something like that? Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (oZuI0) 524
Today, at my Doc's office, I picked up a copy of Rolling Stone. What a truly sad rag. It was a 'Best Of 2019' issue, January, 2020 issue.
It was filled with dozens of reviews of albums. People I certainly have never heard of, but aside from that, the reviews were universally vapid, vacuous, meaningless bullshit. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (xSo9G) 525
TD......LSU! This Burrow guy is pretty good
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (/UQ/R) 526
42-25 Tigers
Posted by: Grump928(C) Has Drink taken 527
Posted by: pookysgirl just wants her dang yellow printer paper at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (X
8"? Lucky girl Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (aA3+G) 528
The fork has been stuck.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (3S5Yp) 529
I am enjoying watching not-Georgia playing not-Alabama though.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (nfcV2) 530
Pike's Peak road was the most harrowing I experienced. I loved it, but there were a couple of times I had to fight back vertigo. Being at 14000 feet is a rush, and seeing Colorado Springs below was a trip. As if seeing it from a plane.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:40 PM (x8Wzq) 531
509: i'll bet. craziest road i have ever driven. million dollar highway, my ass. million dollar crapshoot is more like it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:40 PM (KP5rU) 532
A bruised reed he will not break, and a smoldering wick he will not snuff out.
Isaiah 42:3 I like this passage. This is a bit of what my "Life Application Bible" says about it . "When you feel broken and bruised in your spiritual life, God won't toss you aside." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (WI7YS) * * * * Thanks, Fen. Great verse. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:40 PM (fNFgo) 533
Another TD pass by Macaulay Culkin!
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 13, 2020 11:40 PM (OMsf+) 534
I like this passage. This is a bit of what my "Life Application Bible" says about it . "When you feel broken and bruised in your spiritual life, God won't toss you aside."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (WI7YS) He leaves the 99. Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 11:41 PM (TdMsT) 535
--Isn't it called Highway to the Sun or something like that?
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (oZuI0) Going to the Sun Road. Beautiful. Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:41 PM (x8Wzq) 536
518 A bruised reed he will not break, and a smoldering wick he will not snuff out.
Isaiah 42:3 I like this passage. This is a bit of what my "Life Application Bible" says about it . "When you feel broken and bruised in your spiritual life, God won't toss you aside." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (WI7YS) I did a long paper on the Servant Songs in grad school. It can mean lots of things, but I think primarily, to the Hebrews, it meant that God would never harm the downtrodden. IOW, it could be worse, but not because of Him. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2020 11:41 PM (vVOK2) 537
Heh, thanks for the giggle, Mayor MisHum.
Posted by: pookysgirl just wants her dang yellow printer paper at January 13, 2020 11:42 PM (XKZwp) 538
you haven't lived until you drive into ouray,co. diabolical fucking road. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU) * * * * Red Mountain Pass is a challenge, especially in the winter! Most memorable was the time the driver lost his brakes on the downhill side into Ouray. All we had was the emergency brake and engine. That was very interesting! Posted by: Legally Sufficient .............. My wife would not allow us to do Red Mountain Pass.. We got up about a mile and she made us turn around.. She is deathly afraid of heights, and the road from Ouray is on the outside .. I was damn disappointed! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 11:42 PM (CjFDo) 539
No way Mark Twain pulled such a grammatical error in the original.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 13, 2020 11:42 PM (EZebt) Posted by: DeShaun Watson at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (aA3+G) 541
i'll bet. craziest road i have ever driven. million dollar highway, my ass. million dollar crapshoot is more like it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:40 PM (KP5rU) * * * * It is a crapshoot, especially in winter. Had a great-aunt and her husband go off that road when they hit some ice. The car was never recovered. I've got some roads a lot more fun than that one - and dirt. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (fNFgo) 542
No way Mark Twain pulled such a grammatical error in the original.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 13, 2020 11:42 PM (EZebt) Derp. Missed that. But yup. I would demand my money back for that glass. Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (x8Wzq) 543
St Lawrence was a soldier, s Deacon and a martyr.
He might humbly disagree it was a "faggy" name: Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (WI7YS) 544
..you haven't lived until you drive into ouray,co. diabolical fucking road.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU) Did that one on the Gold Wing, 1994. The GL-1500 had altitude compensating carburetors, so at least the mixture was right, even if a bit down on power at that altitude. Still, had plenty of power to pass white knuckle flatlanders. Problem was a lack of suitable stretches of road to see far enough ahead to determine if a pass was feasible, or safe. That road is called "The Million Dollar Highway". They say it cost a Million Dollars per Mile to build. Now days, just the guardrails would exceed a million per mile. But the views are certainly Million Dollar Views. So much so that I'd roll off the throttle, pace behind the white knucklers, and take in the scenery. One of the most beautiful roads I've ever ridden, and yearn to ride it again. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2020 11:44 PM (QzJWU) 545
* brushes off cobwebs and dust from the archives *
Ladles and Germs, I have a disappointment with Density and she will not be kept wading. Therefort, I must hie me off to the boodwar, the better to with refricaseed strungths meet this Densekitty head-on tomorrow. Which is to say... Headin' fer bed. Gnite. Zzzz♠❚❙❙❘❘❘ Posted by: mindful webworker - down in the archives, underneath the barrel, there is a thick, dark and putrid d at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (UE8f6) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (aA3+G) 547
543 St Lawrence was a soldier, s Deacon and a martyr.
He might humbly disagree it was a "faggy" name: Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (WI7YS) Turn me over, I believe I am done on this side. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (2B9A/) 548
finally- only been happening all game.
I guess eventually the ref can't turn his head fast enough to avoid seeing it. Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (nfcV2) 549
541; fuck that. i'll drive them when i'm diagnosed with terminal cancer. it will be a sweet relese.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (KP5rU) 550
Speaking of terrifying roads, and LSU, when I-10 East narrows to one lane at the Mississippi crossing in Baton Rouge I was just about scared shitless. Glad it was not super heavy traffic at the time.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (oZuI0) 551
these referees should be sentenced to death by bunga bunga
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (nfcV2) 552
let em play.
Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (Pg+x7) 553
Only faggots and sailors are named Lawrence.
Ace's name is Lawrence. Did you know that? Larry the Ewok. Now you feel pretty dumb. Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (Qf83p) 554
Lawrence Chamberlain was THE hero of the Civil War, Union side
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (XLMfY) 555
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2020 11:41 PM (vVOK2)
Yes, the Servants Song is very long, and poetic passage which speaks of the downtrodden and God's desire for justice and truth. I mentioned it because I frequently deal with people who feel broken and bruised and I think it is a word of encouragement in their spiritual life. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (WI7YS) 556
Thompson river road from Thompson falls to Marion Montana is a nice piece of dirt. Takes about three beers to complete. Not scary, but a nice drive.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (PkVlr) 557
Derp. Missed that. But yup. I would demand my money back for that glass. Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (x8Wzq) === No Regerts! Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (EZebt) 558
Epstein did not bung bunga himself.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (Qf83p) 559
553 Only faggots and sailors are named Lawrence.
Ace's name is Lawrence. Did you know that? Larry the Ewok. Now you feel pretty dumb. Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (Qf83p) No more than usual. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (NWiLs) 560
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Pussy college rules..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (CjFDo) 562
Until I drove my rented car up the Pike's Peak road when I arrived for a business meeting a day early, and then drove back down, I thought the Cascades were mountains. It gets above the treeline real quick, and the view is overwhelmingly vast. Humbling.
Those bumps in the earth east of the Mississippi aren't mountains. They just aren't. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (sy5kK) 563
Another shit call
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (oZuI0) 564
Now on that one, I agree with the Clemson fans. That was a bad call. If there was interference there, it was on LSU. It was mutual and should not have been called but even if it should have been, it went the wrong way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:48 PM (1qrtS) 565
563 Another shit call
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (oZuI0) Please pick up the brown courtesy phone... Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:48 PM (NWiLs) 566
fuck that. i'll drive them when i'm diagnosed with terminal cancer. it will be a sweet relese.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (KP5rU) * * * * Come on out, and I will do the driving. You will like it a whole lot more as a passenger! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:48 PM (fNFgo) 567
St Lawrence who was a Soldier, Deacon and Martyr in the early church would probably humbly disagree
Lawrence was a "faggy" name: Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:49 PM (WI7YS) 568
Oh man that was a bad call.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:49 PM (r+sAi) 569
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These refs are the football equivalent of the MFM.
Nominally objective attention-whores that simply must inject themselves into the story. Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:49 PM (nfcV2) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:49 PM (WI7YS) 572
Bad call. May kill Clemson
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:50 PM (XLMfY) 573
I don't think that I was afraid of heights when I was a kid, but I am quite terrified at the age of 29.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 13, 2020 11:50 PM (a4EWo) 574
Bad call. May kill Clemson
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:50 PM (XLMfY) +++++++++++ Clemson was *probably* dead anyway, but that was some total BS. Bad, bad call. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:51 PM (1qrtS) 575
I may or may not have made up ace's name.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:51 PM (Qf83p) 576
Epstein did not bung bunga himself.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (Qf83p) Let's be fair, he might have chosen snu-snu! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2020 11:52 PM (BiNEL) 577
I may or may not have made up ace's name.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:51 PM (Qf83p) * * * * Whew! That's a relief! Totally blew my mental picture of the little dude. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:53 PM (fNFgo) 578
By the end of this decade I will put a man on the moon - JFK
By the end of this decade I will put a man in the women's room - Obama By the end of this evening I will put a man in my rectum -- Bootygig Posted by: Obligatory at January 13, 2020 11:53 PM (WdocV) Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:53 PM (5YikR) 580
We only drove thru the Appalachia's on the way to South Carolina, I thought I was gonna die!
I am a big chicken! Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 11:54 PM (a4qVe) 581
College rules, pussy drools
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:54 PM (nfcV2) 582
>>Pussy college rules..
College Pussy Rules! Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:53 PM (5YikR) +++++++++++++ To search engines, these are the same unless enquoted. This a reason that Beaver College changed its name. Search is the same as for college beaver... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:54 PM (1qrtS) 583
Elvis is Dead by Living Colour.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:55 PM (5YikR) 584
Are there rules for college pussy or does college pussy rule?
By what criteria does college pussy rule over just plain pussy? Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:56 PM (Qf83p) 585
I may or may not have made up ace's name.
It's probably something a little more normal like David, Jimmy, or Phobus Harbinger of Doom. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 13, 2020 11:56 PM (xkSJa) 586
https://tinyurl.com/waw223t
Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (qAR6u) Finally some real entertainment! Thanks kbd! Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 13, 2020 11:56 PM (377Zs) Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (5YikR) 588
Alright gang, it was fun hanging with you folk for the game instead of with the usual stooges at the bar.
I'm gonna call it a night. The new gf has decided we start a 3 day fast tomorrow. Wish me luck. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (3S5Yp) Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (5YikR) 590
a prolapsed rectum is no way to go through life.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (KP5rU) 591
In some ways the names of our opponents are almost funny.
Seriously a militant homosexual activist named Buttigieg? That's almost as funny as Barack Hussein Obama while the country is at war with Islam. Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (WdocV) 592
I'm just ashamed. But I was afraid LSU wuz gonna stomp 'em all over the field.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (rCwaK) 593
Pussy college rules..
------- College Pussy Rules! Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:53 PM (5YikR) Splitter! Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 11:58 PM (Y8PSl) Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at January 13, 2020 11:58 PM (WdocV) 595
Ok, so I stuck a mouse trap out in the garage earlier in the day because I thought I saw one out there last night run across the floor. A few hours later and boom, dead mouse. I poked my head out every hour or so just to make sure its dead, have a smoke, go back in. No change. Went out for a smoke a few minutes ago, and something carried the fucking trap away. I'm going to need a bigger trap. WTF??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:59 PM (9Om/r) Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:59 PM (5YikR) 597
Went out for a smoke a few minutes ago, and something carried the fucking trap away.
___ Don't mind me now. And thanks for the snack. Posted by: The cat sized spider living in your crawl spaces at January 13, 2020 11:59 PM (WdocV) 598
c'mon...
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:00 AM (Pg+x7) Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 12:00 AM (Qf83p) 600
Wasn't aware of that. Then maybe Mr. Wine Bar should blame the state instead of the marginal independent distributors.
Can't have that, I guess. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (1qrtS) Forget it, Jack. It's Portland. Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2020 12:00 AM (1glZx) 601
I'm going to need a bigger trap. WTF??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Also, you just lost your bait, unless you had two mice. ...you probably have two mice. Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (P1f+c) Posted by: The Bigger Cannibalistic Mouse in Your Garage at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (8AONa) 603
berserker, something that likes mice is living in your garage. must be a mammal, too cold for a fucking snake.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (KP5rU) 604
a prolapsed rectum is no way to go through life.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (KP5rU) Yeah, that's some pretty lose shit. Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (Y8PSl) Posted by: Patrick Stewart at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (WdocV) 606
Yep that's Mayor Pete and his HUSBAND! Geez Louise I bet that would go over great in Saudi.....I can see it now--kissing on MSNBC after winning the primary.....
Posted by: AnnaS at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (l4l/z) 607
Also, you just lost your bait, unless you had two mice.
...you probably have two mice. Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM Pay no attention to the buzzard in the rafters. Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (OMsf+) 608
Posted by: pookysgirl just wants her dang yellow printer paper
PG: Get yourself one of the bent handle snow shovels, much much easier on the back! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (BiNEL) 609
Now the LSU receivers are throwing the bitch -arms like pro-soccer players.
Every play is "pass interference". Nice job shit-refs, you fucks Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (nfcV2) 610
My life was all shit and giggles...until, well, now I shit when I giggle. Or sneeze.
Posted by: Mayor Bootygig at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (WdocV) 611
Those bumps in the earth east of the Mississippi aren't mountains. They just aren't.
--------- Pfffft. Posted by: The Himalayas at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (XVuno) 612
606 Yep that's Mayor Pete and his HUSBAND! Geez Louise I bet that would go over great in Saudi.....I can see it now--kissing on MSNBC after winning the primary.....
Posted by: AnnaS at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (l4l/z) --------- We're gonna need a bigger vomit bucket. Posted by: The Himalayas at January 14, 2020 12:03 AM (XVuno) 613
595 Ok, so I stuck a mouse trap out in the garage earlier in the day because I thought I saw one out there last night run across the floor. A few hours later and boom, dead mouse. I poked my head out every hour or so just to make sure its dead, have a smoke, go back in. No change. Went out for a smoke a few minutes ago, and something carried the fucking trap away. I'm going to need a bigger trap. WTF??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:59 PM (9Om/r) I'm not saying it's aliens, but...it's aliens. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 12:04 AM (NWiLs) 614
glad i turned that game off. when i heard pac 12 refs, fuck it, i'm out.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (KP5rU) 615
but once the appalachians were as high as the himalayans. i think.
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (Pg+x7) 616
I kissed a Paki guy and I liked it.
The taste of his fig chap stick I kissed a Paki guy just to try it I hope my Mooch don't mind it Posted by: Barack H Obama at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (WdocV) 617
Yep that's Mayor Pete and his HUSBAND! Geez Louise I bet that would go over great in Saudi.....I can see it now--kissing on MSNBC after winning the primary.....
Posted by: AnnaS at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (l4l/z) Kissing? Hell, one of them would be reaching for the knee pads. Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (377Zs) 618
The Appalachians are still majestic. They seem to go up and up forever.
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (Qf83p) 619
aliens. no question. flying drones. shifty little fuckers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (KP5rU) 620
> Beto O'Rourke will run for something, and he will lose.
At this stage, the only option Beatoff has is to move to Portland or Berkeley. He's never going to hold elective office in Texas. Maybe as the parking commissioner in Austin or something, but Austin doesn't really count as Texas, does it? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (qUFPp) 621
I kissed a Paki guy and I liked it.
The taste of his fig chap stick I kissed a Paki guy just to try it I hope my Mooch don't mind it Posted by: Barack H Obama at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (WdocV) I'm-a gonna sue somebody!! Posted by: Katy Perry at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (L2ZTs) 622
Drive the Blue Ridge Parkway if you ever get the chance. Spectacular.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (1qrtS) 623
I'm not saying it's aliens, but...it's aliens.
___ That's pretty racist you know, we don't eat lesser life forms or anything gross like that. Also, don't bundle yourself in so tight tonight, it took way to long to probe you last time. And you also have a cat sized spider in your crawlspace for the record. Posted by: Some Alien at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (WdocV) 624
glad i turned that game off. when i heard pac 12 refs, fuck it, i'm out. Posted by: chavez the hugo ===== They've actually called a pretty good game. Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (8AONa) 625
Kissing? Hell, one of them would be reaching for the knee pads.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (377Zs) That would be the complimentary Obama Presidential Seal-Embossed Knee Pads. Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (Y8PSl) 626
5 Gal Bucket
Empty Coke Can Wire (Hagar Gauge works fine) 2 Gal of antifreeze 40" of 2 x whatever lumber. Tsp Peanut Butter As long as there aren't more than 50 - 100 Mice in your Garage, that will build a trap to take care of your problem. Wire across bucket Mouth with Coke Can collapsed in the middle and threaded on it. Center the can in the middle of the bucket. Dab with Peanut Butter on the outside edges. Fill bucket with antifreeze. Lay ramp onto bucket edge. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (5YikR) 627
615 but once the appalachians were as high as the himalayans. i think.
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (Pg+x7) Much higher now. Meth, you know. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (nfcV2) 629
--Isn't it called Highway to the Sun or something like that?
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (oZuI0) Going to the Sun Highway. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:08 AM (LxWV7) 630
but once the appalachians were as high as the himalayans. i think.
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (Pg+x7) During the time of the dinosaurs they were the highest mountains on earth. They're still steeper than the Rockies, IIRC. Posted by: Surfperch at January 14, 2020 12:08 AM (tVQUs) 631
> PG: Get yourself one of the bent handle snow shovels, much much easier on the back!
Agreed, if actual shoveling is involved. The flat blade, straight handle type is good for pushing snow, but for pitching it the bent handle type with a bit of a scoop on the blade is the way to go. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:08 AM (qUFPp) 632
Off sparkly sock
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:08 AM (L2ZTs) Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:08 AM (nfcV2) 634
Obscure but cool WWII ETO history
The Battle for Schloss Itter - US Army and German Whermacht soldiers versus the SS. https://youtu.be/80ZyPeoDUqk Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (2s5VM) 635
Also, you just lost your bait, unless you had two mice.
...you probably have two mice. Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (P1f+c) Are you saying another mouse tried to drag it to safety?? Shit man. I was gone for a week, and there is no way for anything bigger than a mouse to get in here. I rarely get mice because the neighbors all have cats who like to use my yard. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (9Om/r) 636
615 but once the appalachians were as high as the himalayans. i think.
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (Pg+x7) ---------- The Appalachians are pimps. They could never have out-topped the Karakoarams. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (XVuno) 637
appalachians are worse than the rockies. hated driving through them. insane coal haulers scared the fuck out of me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (KP5rU) 638
Those bumps in the earth east of the Mississippi aren't mountains. They just aren't.
--------- Pfffft. Posted by: The Himalayas at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (XVuno) Pikers. Posted by: Olympus Mons at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (tVQUs) 639
Here's a Match Game-style fill-in-the-blank for the Horde tonight:
Corey Booker's rectum = __________ Highway Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs) 640
>>Yep that's Mayor Pete and his HUSBAND!
You know, if they were dragging a 10 point buck out of a field together, nobody would care. But that rght there? On the Swing. That's too gay. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:10 AM (5YikR) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2020 12:10 AM (aA3+G) 642
635; berserker, alien reptile. or, the jersey devil.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:11 AM (KP5rU) 643
Here's a Match Game-style fill-in-the-blank for the Horde tonight:
Corey Booker's rectum = __________ Highway Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs) ---------- Steve, I think an intervention is in order. We love you, man. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:11 AM (XVuno) 644
you haven't lived until you drive into ouray,co. diabolical fucking road.
Posted by: chavez the hugo You mean the Million Dollar Highway from Ouray to Durango? I've driven it from Ouray to Durango a couple of times. And drove over Cottonwood Pass from Buena Vista to the other side. That was also a pretty rough road. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 14, 2020 12:11 AM (ZCiJZ) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:11 AM (qUFPp) 646
You know, if they were dragging a 10 point buck out of a field together, nobody would care.
But that rght there? On the Swing. That's too gay. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:10 AM (5YikR) Its the gay trebuchet. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (9Om/r) 647
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:08 AM (qUFPp)
I was able to find a bulldozer type blade snow shovel, works great for lighter snowfalls when I can push it aside! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (BiNEL) 648
But that rght there? On the Swing. That's too gay.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:10 AM (5YikR) -------- Too gay? NOT GAY ENOUGH!!! Posted by: Wine Moms Everywhere at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (XVuno) 649
Also, you just lost your bait, unless you had two mice.
...you probably have two mice. Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (P1f+c) Lol, there are never just one or two mice. Put poison out , if safe, or get a cat. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (Rz2Nc) 650
Here's a Match Game-style fill-in-the-blank for the Horde tonight:
Corey Booker's rectum = Twelve Lane Highway Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Surfperch, the blanks didn't need filling at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (tVQUs) 651
Cicero, I'm perfectly fine! Perfectly fine!
I haven't felt this great since the last time I drank 5 double-caf Candy Cane Frappucinos in a row!!!!! Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (L2ZTs) 652
644; that's the one. scenic. ass puckering.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:13 AM (KP5rU) 653
But that rght there? On the Swing. That's too gay.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:10 AM (5YikR) -------- Too gay? NOT GAY ENOUGH!!! Posted by: Wine Moms Everywhere at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (XVuno) THIS. Posted by: Countless Gay Men Everywhere at January 14, 2020 12:13 AM (tVQUs) 654
You know, if they were dragging a 10 point buck out of a field together, nobody would care.
You just know one hand would be grabbing deer dick. Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:13 AM (nfcV2) 655
>>Its the gay trebuchet.
"You're Sundance!" 'No! You're Sundance!' (Neither one of them is Butch, btw.) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:13 AM (5YikR) 656
Run it in and go for 2
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2020 12:14 AM (8AONa) 657
Okay. G'night, Horde!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 12:14 AM (1qrtS) 658
Richard Goodstein : The Face of Felching
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (5YikR) 659
Any man caught grabbing the deer dick, gets a night in the box.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (XVuno) 660
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Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (OMsf+) 662
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Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (OMsf+) 663
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Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (OMsf+) Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (nfcV2) 665
654; we are done here!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (KP5rU) 666
> I was able to find a bulldozer type blade snow shovel, works great for lighter snowfalls when I can push it aside!
Yep, you need an entire selection of snow shovels for best results. Giant flat blade: good for light fluffy stuff, as you said. Smaller flat blade: same, but for heavier snowfall. Bent-handle scoop: when the snow needs to be thrown for some distance. Giant ground-based scoop, the kind that sits flat on the ground and is pushed from behind with both hands: for heavy snowfalls. Long-handled spade: for breaking up plow berms (a pickax is also useful here). Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:16 AM (qUFPp) 667
I didn't know exactly what to expect in this college championship game, but a 17 point win was a surprise.
I thought it would be closer, LSU seemed to be on another plane, but Clemson had not lost in 2 years. Something had to give. Good game, and Coach Ed O deserves the enjoyment he will be getting from his fans. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 12:16 AM (sy5kK) 668
TARGETING!!!!!!!
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:16 AM (nfcV2) 669
Giant flat blade: good for light fluffy stuff, as you said.
Smaller flat blade: same, but for heavier snowfall. Bent-handle scoop: when the snow needs to be thrown for some distance. Giant ground-based scoop, the kind that sits flat on the ground and is pushed from behind with both hands: for heavy snowfalls. Long-handled spade: for breaking up plow berms (a pickax is also useful here). --------- Holy shit. Now I know why Eskimos have 168 words for snow. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:17 AM (XVuno) 670
Yep, you need an entire selection of snow shovels for best results.
Can I just use a flamethrower? Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 14, 2020 12:17 AM (xkSJa) 671
Felching (sucking or eating semen out of someone's anus) is a sexual behavior about which virtually nothing has been written in the scholarly literature, despite the fact that it appears to be a not-uncommon practice among
Thanks Garrett, I had no idea Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2020 12:17 AM (aA3+G) 672
Fun game, two exceptional teams
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (8AONa) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (XVuno) 674
> Holy shit. Now I know why Eskimos have 168 words for snow.
I won't even get into the multiple types of ice chippers. Heh. We Alaskans take snow removal seriously. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (qUFPp) 675
I crack up when I remember that Joe Burrow wasn't good enough for Ohio State University.
oops. I meant THE Ohio State University. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (sy5kK) 676
>>Thanks Garrett, I had no idea
You should have been able to guess that from the hint : Richard Goodstein Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (5YikR) 677
Oookay. I found the trap, its 3 feet from where it started, and the mouse is in the exact same position as it was when I first saw it. Something moved that thing. This is fargin war.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:19 AM (9Om/r) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:19 AM (5YikR) 679
Here's a Match Game-style fill-in-the-blank for the Horde tonight:
Corey Booker's rectum = T-Bone Highway Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Surfperch at January 14, 2020 12:19 AM (tVQUs) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2020 12:20 AM (aA3+G) 681
True Fact : They only have 3 for Felching.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:19 AM (5YikR) --------- They have earned my respect then. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:20 AM (XVuno) 682
it's a stupid fucking game. another money grabbing clusterfuck next year. same as super bowl. changes the lives of no one. unless you bet. who gives a fuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:20 AM (KP5rU) 683
675 I crack up when I remember that Joe Burrow wasn't good enough for Ohio State University.
oops. I meant THE Ohio State University. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (sy5kK) To be fair if Burrows didn't have Mr. Chase the game would be a bit different. Posted by: Cheribebe at January 14, 2020 12:21 AM (a4qVe) 684
It's hilarious that in CA felching is nearly impossible because you can only use paper straws.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:21 AM (XVuno) 685
I was able to find a bulldozer type blade snow shovel, works great for lighter snowfalls when I can push it aside!
Yep, you need an entire selection of snow shovels for best results. Giant flat blade: good for light fluffy stuff, as you said. Smaller flat blade: same, but for heavier snowfall. Bent-handle scoop: when the snow needs to be thrown for some distance. Giant ground-based scoop, the kind that sits flat on the ground and is pushed from behind with both hands: for heavy snowfalls. Long-handled spade: for breaking up plow berms (a pickax is also useful here). Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:16 AM (qUFPp) At home I use a tractor bucket, at lake place I use a moose blade snow plow on a Kawasaki mule. I have a shovel for the walks at each place. But, yes, different snow shovels when doing by hand is needed. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 14, 2020 12:21 AM (Rz2Nc) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:21 AM (5YikR) 687
> Thanks Garrett, I had no idea
I remember that the Bunker family's minister on All in the Family was named Reverend Felcher. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:21 AM (qUFPp) 688
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:16 AM (qUFPp)
Yes indeed, I'd add a small flat (6-8") blade scraper with a shovel length handle, this works great on small frozen spots of snow or ice on pavement! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:22 AM (BiNEL) 689
Are you saying another mouse tried to drag it to safety??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division If by "safety" you mean "a quiet place for dinner", yes. Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:22 AM (P1f+c) 690
That was sweet to watch LSU make it happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 12:23 AM (V2Yro) 691
>>I remember that the Bunker family's minister on All in the Family was named Reverend Felcher.
If you look carefully at the piano in many episodes of south park is made by Felcher & Felcher, or Felcher & Sons....I forget which one? Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:23 AM (5YikR) 692
True Fact : They only have 3 for Felching.
Between walrus, polar bears, and caribou, it's not surprising they gave up. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 14, 2020 12:23 AM (xkSJa) 693
Are you saying another mouse tried to drag it to safety??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division If by "safety" you mean "a quiet place for dinner", yes. Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:22 AM (P1f+c) They do that??? Seriously?? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:23 AM (9Om/r) 694
I wagered a whole lot more than I should have so I can finally breathe. Yay
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 14, 2020 12:24 AM (TLxpZ) 695
Geaux Tigas!
Posted by: Builder Berg at January 14, 2020 12:24 AM (q5XnN) 696
>>They do that??? Seriously??
Oh, hell yeah. Rodents ain't squeamish about that shit. Like Cannibal Bob they are. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:25 AM (5YikR) 697
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:21 AM (5YikR)
All is well Just tired and not thinking thru the obvious Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2020 12:25 AM (aA3+G) 698
> Yes indeed, I'd add a small flat (6-8") blade scraper
I think this may be what we call an "ice chipper" locally. I've got a flat one and a semi-circular one. The semi-circular is better on thick/tough ice because it concentrates the force on a smaller area. On the other hand, it's slower than the flat blade, in conditions where the flat blade will do the job. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:25 AM (qUFPp) 699
5 Gal Bucket 2 Gal of antifreeze Fill bucket with antifreeze. Posted by: garrett I knew there would be no math, but you're pulling my leg, here. (I've used this trap. It works.) Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:26 AM (P1f+c) 700
Oh, hell yeah. Rodents ain't squeamish about that shit.
Like Cannibal Bob they are. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:25 AM (5YikR) --------- Come now. I'll bet that no rodent has ever made his own shoe, Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:26 AM (XVuno) 701
Just hit me.....Burrow looks like Art Carney!
Posted by: Flatville Bill at January 14, 2020 12:27 AM (k3WO2) 702
I fucking hate Bing. One of their 'this day in history' bits for today is William Brydon, of the British Army, surviving a massacre of 16,500 (including 12,000 civilians) by 'the enemy'.
The Afghani tribesmen seem like such nice people. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2020 12:27 AM (2B9A/) 703
693 Are you saying another mouse tried to drag it to safety??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division If by "safety" you mean "a quiet place for dinner", yes. Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:22 AM (P1f+c) They do that??? Seriously?? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:23 AM (9Om/r) Rodents are cannibalistic, yes. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 12:28 AM (NWiLs) 704
mice and squirrels will eat anything. including your wires. squirrel bit into the wire coming into the house a week ago. the crows are still dinng on that fucker. the circle of life.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:28 AM (KP5rU) 705
Oh, hell yeah. Rodents ain't squeamish about that shit.
Like Cannibal Bob they are. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:25 AM (5YikR) Excuse me while i go burn down the garage. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:29 AM (9Om/r) 706
>>I knew there would be no math, but you're pulling my leg, here.
Not at all. It's how you keep the mice numbers down in a cabin / lake house / shop building where you are not around for long periods. They run out the wire to get to the peanut butter, can rotates and they fall into the bucket and drown. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:30 AM (5YikR) 707
Works like a charm, but you have to make sure dogs and cats can't get to it.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:31 AM (5YikR) 708
I love that Burrows just thanked the food people
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 14, 2020 12:31 AM (a4qVe) 709
NPR: "Some Canadians Are Angry At The U.S. Over Iran's Downing Of Flight 752"
Me: Well, some Canadians are fucking idiots, aren't they? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:32 AM (qUFPp) 710
Well, spent the day at the Barrett-Jackson car auction in Scottsdale. Fun day, all in all. Just looked at cars; never registered to bid. First-generation Broncos were everywhere.
Notable sightings: A Batmobile clone, several General Lees, a clone of the Griswold Family Truckster, A Tupolev airboat, a Taylor Aerocar, and The Dred, Owsley Stanley's '49 Studebaker one-ton pickup that was the Grateful Dead's equipment truck for many years. It's one seriously rusty truck. They had some woman "famous Arizona singer-songwriter" perform the National Anthem; the Emcee gave her a huge buildup, and then she sang so softly and weakly that we could scarcely hear it. Sad. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:32 AM (LxWV7) 711
>>I'll bet that no rodent has ever made his own shoe,
Ever seen An American Tail? Pretty sure that rodent had shoes. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:32 AM (5YikR) 712
berserker, use the bucket thing, or go to an old feed mill still manned by old timing men. they will help with all rodent problems. i had a golden. she loved killingrodents.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:33 AM (KP5rU) 713
666 Yep, you need an entire selection of snow shovels for best results.
Very apropos for TMOTB. When I left Chicago forever, I gave away my snow shovels, ice scrapers, calcium chloride etc etc. Now, on the very rare days it snows on the Gulf Coast, I just stay inside until it melts. And if there is frost on the windshield (also rare) I crank the car and run the heater until it melts. Retirement has its benefits. Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2020 12:33 AM (Z4rgH) 714
Ever seen An American Tail? Pretty sure that rodent had shoes.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:32 AM (5YikR Crocs Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 12:33 AM (2DOZq) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:34 AM (5YikR) 716
Orgeron sounds like he's gonna show up at your door and ask for protection money.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 12:35 AM (V2Yro) 717
They run out the wire to get to the peanut butter, can rotates and they fall into the bucket and drown.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:30 AM (5YikR) I expect used motor oil would work as well as antifreeze for this purpose, and cost less. Or else use RV plumbing antifreeze. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:36 AM (LxWV7) 718
Orgeron sounds like he's gonna show up at your door and ask for protection money. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 12:35 AM Either that or asking if you have any nutria that need killin' so he can get the pelts. Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:37 AM (OMsf+) 719
Are you talking about 6 Jan 1842 when 4,600 British soldiers and 12,000 dependents departed Kabul for India?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 12:37 AM (2s5VM) 720
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:25 AM (qUFPp)
Your ice chipper with the circular edge sounds very useful. The flat blade version can tend to slide over rough ice without biting in and breaking up the ice. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:38 AM (BiNEL) 721
>>I expect used motor oil would work as well as antifreeze for this purpose, and cost less. Or else use RV plumbing antifreeze.
Any liquid will suffice for drowning, really. Guy who taught me it was from Northern Minnesota...so, Anti-Freeze / Washer Fluid was his go to. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:39 AM (5YikR) 722
berserker, use the bucket thing, or go to an old feed mill still manned by old timing men. they will help with all rodent problems. i had a golden. she loved killingrodents. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:33 AM (KP5rU) Usually I don't ever see mice. I turn the garage floor into a trap minefield if I even think there is one, and most times the traps just lay there. The most I ever caught was 2, and thats only after I actually saw one, so I knew there was one to be had, and the traps never fail me. I was gone for a week and got home yesterday, so maybe the little bastards are a new arrival. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:39 AM (9Om/r) 723
Your ice chipper with the circular edge sounds very useful. The flat blade version can tend to slide over rough ice without biting in and breaking up the ice.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:38 AM (BiNEL) The "ice chipper with a circular edge" may not be an ice chipper, but a lawn edger. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (LxWV7) 724
In my younger days me and my homies would bicycle Going to the Sun highway, we'd park our cars in St. Mary and hump up and over that big hill and down the other side, 2nd day around the south side of the park to East Glacier, third day back to St Mary completing the loop. Did it three times, memories... that stunning spectacular road over the pass, campgrounds grilling and selling three-inch thick steaks, beer and margaritas at roadside bars, roadside bears... God bless Montana (and Donald Trump).
Posted by: yop at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (nqhkI) 725
NPR: "Some Canadians Are Angry At The U.S. Over Iran's Downing Of Flight 752"
Me: Well, some Canadians are fucking idiots, aren't they? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:32 AM (qUFPp) Canknuckleheads. Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (Y8PSl) 726
I knew there would be no math, but you're pulling my leg, here.
Posted by: mikeski Not at all. Posted by: garrett ...I was just funnin' on "filling" a 5 gallon bucket with 2 gallons of something. I've used that trap, with plain water. Because I'm (a) cheap, and (2) a cruel bastard who would rather that the mice invading my space drown slowly. Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (P1f+c) 727
"If it freezes up you end up with a bucket of well fed and pissed off cannibal mice. Go with anti-freeze."
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:41 AM (5YikR) 728
> The "ice chipper with a circular edge" may not be an ice chipper, but a lawn edger.
I've seen them being used to butcher whales, also. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:42 AM (qUFPp) 729
I saw that clip of kitty playing dead earlier =- here is a more professional version....
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vzftuqp No cats were harmed in the making of this video. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 12:43 AM (EJbIh) 730
Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:44 AM (L2ZTs) 731
They do that??? Seriously??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Rodents are cannibalistic, yes. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo They generally won't kill each other unless they're starving, but they do eat their dead. Carrion smells attracting predators, or something. Not sure how something with 9 neurons figured that out, but beings with fewer get into Congress... All rodents do this, as far as I know. It was a great lesson in the circle of life when the hamsters we had in grade school science class ate all their babies. They seemed less cute after that. Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:44 AM (P1f+c) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 12:45 AM (aA41U) 733
The "ice chipper with a circular edge" may not be an ice chipper, but a lawn edger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (LxWV7) Sure sounds similar, but my lawn edger doesn't seem to have the weight to do the job well, but I will try it next time I have ice. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:45 AM (BiNEL) 734
All rodents do this, as far as I know. It was a great lesson in the circle of life when the hamsters we had in grade school science class ate all their babies. They seemed less cute after that.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:44 AM (P1f+c) Less cute and more like Democrats? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:46 AM (BiNEL) 735
Canknuckleheads.
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (Y8PSl) Meh. It's NPR. They found some muzzies and Leftards to interview. It's what they do. Myself, I expect that few, if any, of the "canadians" killed on the plane were native-born, and that those who were, they were second-generation Iranians, raised as Iranians. And probably all friendly to the current mullahcracy, since I doubt the regime allows those it perceives to be enemies to come and go freely. All in all, no loss to Canada, and possibly a net benefit, if any of the goat-fuckers were on welfare. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:47 AM (LxWV7) 736
All rodents do this, as far as I know. It was a great lesson in the circle of life when the hamsters we had in grade school science class ate all their babies. They seemed less cute after that.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:44 AM (P1f+c) Yup. Years ago one of my kids had 2 pet mice in a cage. One day there were 1 and 1/2 mice. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 12:47 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2020 12:48 AM (xSo9G) 738
Either that or asking if you have any nutria that need killin' so he can get the pelts.
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:37 AM (OMsf+) The state pays $4 per tail. Really. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 14, 2020 12:49 AM (TLxpZ) 739
Channel 27 on Sirius Radio has temporarily been turned into the Rush/Neil Peart tribute channel. Listened to it while driving on the Interstate last night, remembered once again that Rush is one of the very few bands that I can happily listen to for 2 1/2 hours straight.
Only band ever that could work the phrase "plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose" into a hard rock anthem and make it work, brilliantly. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 12:50 AM (V2Yro) 740
Well, not Mercury.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2020 12:48 AM (xSo9G) And it would be a crime to use good booze. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:50 AM (LxWV7) 741
The state pays $4 per tail.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans Time to move to Louisiana! Can't get no tail for $4 around here. Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:51 AM (P1f+c) 742
The state pays $4 per tail. Really.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 14, 2020 12:49 AM (TLxpZ) High-quality tail runs a little more. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:51 AM (LxWV7) 743
>>And it would be a crime to use good booze.
How do you think they make Cobra Whiskey without fresh bait? Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:51 AM (5YikR) 744
And it would be a crime to use good booze.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Fun fact: the val-u-rite version of this trap was the prototype for The Barrel. Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:52 AM (P1f+c) 745
>> Rush is one of the very few bands that I can happily listen to for 2 1/2 hours straight.
That's like 3 live Dead tunes. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:52 AM (5YikR) Posted by: Robert Reich at January 14, 2020 12:52 AM (9TP5X) 747
> but my lawn edger doesn't seem to have the weight to do the job well, but I will try it next time I have ice.
The one I have is virtually identical to the flat blade, other than blade shape. About a 5-6' handle, like a long shovel. I'd guess they probably sharpen them up a lot more when they're using them for butchering whales. No point in putting a fine edge on something you're just going to be bashing into concrete. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:54 AM (qUFPp) 748
$12.for a glass of wine? Even in Portland that's nuts.
Europeon wine? You ass clowns have one of the greatest wine making regions in the world 30 miles away. Pretentious assbags. I hope they and their idiot clientele move to Europe so they can get all the wine they want. Until sharia takes over completely. No booze then. Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (Tt761) Odds are they decant those glasses from 2 buck Chuck bottles to the idiots that order European wines on the West Coast. Even in lefty Portland. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 12:54 AM (EJbIh) 749
Remember to flip your Ice Scraper while using it. Every couple passes with it, rotate it.
If you forget, you will eventually bend it and weaken it prematurely. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:56 AM (5YikR) 750
If you forget, you will eventually bend it and weaken it prematurely.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:56 AM (5YikR) Now you tell me. Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2020 12:59 AM (LxWV7) 751
Channel 27 on Sirius Radio has temporarily been
turned into the Rush/Neil Peart tribute channel. Listened to it while driving on the Interstate last night, remembered once again that Rush is one of the very few bands that I can happily listen to for 2 1/2 hours straight. Only band ever that could work the phrase "plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose" into a hard rock anthem and make it work, brilliantly. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 12:50 AM (V2Yro) I was a huge RUSH head, I still am, but not really for anything after the moving pictures album. Too much of a change for me. I liked the older stuff more. I still play the shit out of that stuff. Its my only real departure from metal, well besides classical. I promised myself to dig out the rush gear and have a rush fest once I got back. Tomorrow maybe. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:59 AM (9Om/r) 752
Odds are they decant those glasses from 2 buck Chuck bottles to the idiots that order European wines on the West Coast. Even in lefty Portland.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 12:54 AM (EJbIh) How much 2 buck Chuck could a woodchuck chug if a woodchuck had cash? Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 01:00 AM (Y8PSl) 753
Well, time for me to hit the hay. Nite, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 01:05 AM (LxWV7) 754
'Night AOP.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 14, 2020 01:06 AM (tVQUs) 755
but once the appalachians were as high as the himalayans. i think.
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (Pg+x7) Perhaps not that high, but Alps and Rockies high during the Ordovician Period, 480 Million years ago. Back then fishes were just evolving and animals had not hit the land. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 01:09 AM (EJbIh) 756
Drive the Blue Ridge Parkway if you ever get the chance. Spectacular.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (1qrtS) This is so. Lovely stuff, only somewhat crazy twisty and drop-offy. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 01:11 AM (EJbIh) 757
Remember to flip your Ice Scraper while using it. Every couple passes with it, rotate it.
If you forget, you will eventually bend it and weaken it prematurely. Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:56 AM (5YikR) When I lived in Chicago I found a scraper made from a slightly bent piece of lucite about an 1/8 inch thick. Never bent, could be used as an ice pick even on ice as thick as it was or more. Loved that thing. Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 01:19 AM (EJbIh) 758
last night they played the entire 20 minute first side of 2112 - that is just magnificent, one of the best album sides ever. And I will always think that the closing lines are the best ending of any album side, ever! but that's the nerdy high school boy in me peeking out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 01:23 AM (V2Yro) Posted by: Summer of Love at January 14, 2020 01:33 AM (FJrl0) 760
That mini Mike Bloomberg must have a terrible sounding voice
since none of his commercials let him talk. Like he is hiding.. What a coward unlike me my son ' where is Hunter?'. Posted by: Joe Biden's son ' where's Hunte?r' at January 14, 2020 01:37 AM (VKyuK) 761
This is so. Lovely stuff, only somewhat crazy twisty and drop-offy. Posted by: Oldcat ------ I assure you, we have much more interesting roads in these parts (W. NC). Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2020 01:41 AM (CDGwz) Posted by: Lurking Slacker at January 14, 2020 01:42 AM (hkCNq) 763
141 Really disappointing that no one has "What Would Colin Kaepernick Do" bracelets for sale. Wanted to send them to all my lefty friends and relatives.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (dOV9E) Ask Jewels. Although there'd probably be a significant surcharge for the topic. Posted by: Fox2! at January 14, 2020 01:43 AM (qyH+l) 764
Nutria? Sounds delicious.
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 01:48 AM (RuIsu) Posted by: Jim at January 14, 2020 01:50 AM (QzJWU) Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 01:58 AM (RuIsu) 767
last night they played the entire 20 minute first side of 2112 - that is just magnificent, one of the best album sides ever. And I will always think that the closing lines are the best ending of any album side, ever! but that's the nerdy high school boy in me peeking out. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 01:23 AM (V2Yro) I listened to that same side early am yesterday; I even quoted some lyrics from it on JJ's EMT. "Cite 'em some lyrics, dude!" Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2020 02:00 AM (Z4rgH) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 02:05 AM (+JS0o) 769
Pete's a lumberjack and he's ok...
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 02:09 AM (RuIsu) 770
Maj. Bill White (Ret.), the oldest living Marine at 104 years old. Let's do something special for him.
His assisted living home wants to get him a basket of Valentine's Day cards. Go ahead an send one to this hero at: Operation Valentine ATTN: Hold for Maj Bill White, USMC (Ret) The Oaks at Inglewood 6725 Inglewood Ave Stockton, CA 95207 Posted by: Sock Monkey...pluralism is dead at January 14, 2020 02:14 AM (9TP5X) 771
Pete's a lumberjack and he's ok...
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 02:09 AM (RuIsu) A despot that sucks dick all day he cuts down trees, eats dicks for lunch kneels in the lavatory Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 02:18 AM (9Om/r) 772
I knew someone would fill in some blank lines. What's left of my right brain immediately headed off to the Cheese Shop. I'm feeling a bit peckish.
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 02:24 AM (RuIsu) Posted by: Miklos, With just enough whisky left at January 14, 2020 02:55 AM (QzkSJ) 774
A despot that sucks dick all day
he cuts down trees, eats dicks for lunch kneels in the lavatory Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Needs some serious bass, and a half assed OK drummer. But I like it. Posted by: DJ Miklos, broadcasting from South of the Border at January 14, 2020 03:04 AM (QzkSJ) 775
I knew someone would fill in some blank lines.
What's left of my right brain immediately headed off to the Cheese Shop. I'm feeling a bit peckish. Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 02:24 AM (RuIsu) Yeah, you can't leave lyrics lying around unfinished while I'm around. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 03:05 AM (9Om/r) 776
Wait there is a bounty on nutria? I just kill them because they try to eat my drainage pipes. Who do I see for a bounty?
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 14, 2020 03:09 AM (B06Zw) 777
Buttigieg and Beto. Where will they wind up? Probably on the radio. Buttigieg may run for something again a couple of years from now. That's how I sees it. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:11 AM (13CQC) 778
Yeah, you can't leave lyrics lying around unfinished while I'm around. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads The kids say its danceable. Posted by: Don "Mikos" Cornelius, with the Soul Train at January 14, 2020 03:12 AM (QzkSJ) 779
That's how I sees it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia *hits random black keys, claims that it's Welsh* Posted by: Evil Miklos at January 14, 2020 03:14 AM (QzkSJ) 780
These little "haters"... I "Get It", what it takes to be a Mod. I am being "sieged" by idiots.
To Hell with YouTube and DLive. Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:16 AM (Ckg4U) 781
Will bootyboy be putting one of those swings on the porch of the WH if he wins??We could have fireside pron with his butt buddy wife...
I wonder if the the Ol Marine hero would like a a antifa puke to cattle prod instead of a valentine... I know I would.. Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 03:19 AM (MkAqo) Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:19 AM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Not so Evil Miklos at January 14, 2020 03:23 AM (QzkSJ) 784
I don't feel really well, folks. No Despair!
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:28 AM (Ckg4U) 785
True story-
*not as Biden* About 60 seconds before Slap arrived after a time, I thought 1) Slap? Long time 2) I thought, If i had an extra liver, I would give it. Posted by: N ot so Evil Miklos at January 14, 2020 03:29 AM (QzkSJ) 786
#Shithappens
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:29 AM (Ckg4U) 787
Stop spreading dust, Miklos.
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:30 AM (Ckg4U) 788
#Shithappens
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C. Mama Miklos also crazy. And being sued, what I'm gonna do. Lawd almighty Posted by: Good Son Miklos at January 14, 2020 03:32 AM (QzkSJ) 789
Hey Slap, You feel better soon, I'm keeping you in my prayers.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 14, 2020 03:33 AM (a4EWo) 790
*runs-away*
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:33 AM (Ckg4U) 791
Stop spreading dust, Miklos.
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C. I would have posted that before you, but I was correcting typos. *c'est la vie* Posted by: Good Son Miklos at January 14, 2020 03:35 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Miklos, Content at January 14, 2020 03:37 AM (QzkSJ) 793
While we are updating can someone tell the occasional poster why we no longer pounce when insomniac shows up? Public romance is a hard thing to manage
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:42 AM (Jzz++) 794
*hits random black keys, claims that it's Welsh* Posted by: Evil Miklos ======= It's Welsh for "First!" Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:42 AM (13CQC) 795
Too many vowels
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:46 AM (Jzz++) 796
While we are updating can someone tell the occasional poster why we no longer pounce when insomniac shows up? Public romance is a hard thing to manage
Posted by: Pete Bog Insom is a lawyer. Pounce at your own risk. Posted by: Miklos, of Counsel at January 14, 2020 03:46 AM (QzkSJ) 797
That picture of Mayor Pete is just embarrassing. And I'm a guy who thinks gay couples should be able to buy all the guns they want.
Just like every other non felon. All though that behavior used to be felonious. Now he is a monk Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:49 AM (Jzz++) 798
It's Welsh for "First!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia Ha! Welsh for "first" is "Cllywwynndddllywwy". I know, because the pubs just opened, And I called and asked. Posted by: Miklos ap Mikosyllywwyddlyyl at January 14, 2020 03:50 AM (QzkSJ) 799
Relevant to my new attorney Miklos! I've been needing new counsel.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:50 AM (Jzz++) 800
Caesar said the same thing
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:51 AM (Jzz++) 801
Or Shakespeare. I get them confused
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:52 AM (Jzz++) 802
Relevant to my new attorney Miklos! I've been needing new counsel.
Posted by: Pete Bog What you need is Florida lawyer who never sleeps, with a seriously negative attitude, and a Nurse girlfriend who has "access". Posted by: Miklos, Generally Counselling at January 14, 2020 03:54 AM (QzkSJ) 803
Electricity was out, my brother went to dispose of rotten food, took too long & I thought he was arrested... Luckily he just went to see his kids. Mom now officially an invalid and I change her linens while she gripes. At least I am not the Duke of SucksA**!
Posted by: Baldy at January 14, 2020 03:57 AM (OLCH5) 804
What you need is Florida lawyer who never sleeps, with a seriously negative attitude, and a Nurse girlfriend who has "access".
Isn't that what all of us want? Instead I don't sleep and I have fond memories of nurses past. Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:59 AM (Jzz++) 805
Instead I don't sleep and I have fond memories of nurses past.
Posted by: Pete Bog You and Bob Dole both. Also that McCain SOB Posted by: Bob Dole at January 14, 2020 04:01 AM (QzkSJ) 806
Instead I don't sleep and I have fond memories of nurses past.
On further reflection I hope they haven't passed and may still be nurses. Either way they or I have moved on Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:01 AM (Jzz++) 807
Is the Duke of Sucksa$$ a felcher? I learned about that up thread. And promptly passed by
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:04 AM (Jzz++) 808
Good Morning Morons today is Tuesday, January 14, 2020, . On this day in 1784 Congress ratified the Treaty of Paris with Great Britain thus officially ending the US War for Independence.
Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK) 809
AG Barr says the DOJ was consulted by Trump before taking out the terrorist ringleader. Evidently there are still a lot of Communists with a 'D' after their name still attacking Trump for killing the SOB. Trump should simply tell them to ESAD.
https://tinyurl.com/tbfxb93 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK) 810
Trump gets a rousing cheer at the college championship game which LSU won.
https://tinyurl.com/tjfqh5v Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Miklos form Saxe Gotha South Carolina at January 14, 2020 04:08 AM (QzkSJ) 813
Good Morning Morons today is Tuesday, January 14, 2020, . On this day in 1784 Congress ratified the Treaty of Paris with Great Britain thus officially ending the US War for Independence.
Ms Markle's English ascendancy has to violate the terms of that treaty Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:09 AM (Jzz++) 814
812
IN HOC SIGNO VIC Rain here in central SC. Hope you got better. Posted by: Miklos form Saxe Gotha South Carolina at January 14, 2020 04:08 AM (QzkSJ) Its been raining here for a solid week. Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:10 AM (mpXpK) 815
800s,
Didn't want to get up Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 04:10 AM (ZCEU2) Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:11 AM (Jzz++) 817
It's late and I must t9gu5ky0tgw4t[. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 04:13 AM (13CQC) 818
Ms Markle's English ascendancy has to violate the terms of that treaty
Posted by: Pete Bog Hmm I know something about dual citizenship. Hmmm Posted by: Miklos with Eagle on the passport at January 14, 2020 04:14 AM (QzkSJ) 819
>>It's late and I must t9gu5ky0tgw4t[.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 04:13 AM (13CQC) That's pretty much how i feel Posted by: My life is insanity at January 14, 2020 04:15 AM (NmxNk) 820
I know something about dual citizenship.
Better or worse than dual carburetors? I've got to get out of California. Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:17 AM (Jzz++) 821
It's late and I must t9gu5ky0tgw4t[.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia Fe'ch condemnir i gargle eich addunedau eich hun\ For the lazy peoples, "You are condemned to gargle your own vowels" Posted by: Miklos in the Mornin' at January 14, 2020 04:18 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:19 AM (Jzz++) 823
Afternoon rain here forecast , well above freezing in 40s.
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 04:26 AM (ZCEU2) 824
Overslept and moving way too slow. Not a good combination.
I feel hungover without the benefit of having enjoyed any alchohol. Somehow, that is just not right. Mornin', all. Posted by: My life is insanity at January 14, 2020 04:29 AM (NmxNk) 825
Up here by the Can boarder we've been experiencing unusual gorebull warming.. almost 60 yesterday dirt roads had turned to mushy mud but starting to go more normal for the end of the week 30's down to 5 and 1 by fri night.. some snow in the forecast as well.
Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 04:32 AM (MkAqo) 826
Good morning! Posted by: Gooshy at January 14, 2020 04:33 AM (cAXWm) 827
If we don't get moving this thread will never make it to 987 comments
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 04:55 AM (ZCEU2) 828
Ok, Skip. Let's talk food.
Right now I'm grabbing toast out of the toaster. Peanut butter toast on the run, for the win. Posted by: My life is insanity at January 14, 2020 04:57 AM (NmxNk) 829
"I'm grabbing toast out of the toaster."
I hope you used a fork so you wouldn't burn your fingers.... Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 05:00 AM (MkAqo) 830
Ha!
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 14, 2020 05:02 AM (NmxNk) 831
peanut butter toast is a Good Thing. Posted by: Gooshy at January 14, 2020 05:06 AM (cAXWm) Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at January 14, 2020 05:07 AM (ldmQR) 833
Took it easy today and made instant oatmeal and having cinnamon oat squares.
Have leftover mashys I was going to make a potato cake withbut couldn't decide what to have with it. Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2) 834
No burnt fingers, (or electrocutions) today!
Better go start another long day in a week of long days ahead. Hope yours includes some sunshine. Posted by: My life is insanity at January 14, 2020 05:08 AM (NmxNk) 835
Some truths are so colossally important that it is necessary to lie to make people see them.
Posted by: The Left at January 14, 2020 05:08 AM (ldmQR) 836
Didn't see until just now from link at LI this ONT wasthe Slacker Edition, so me having instant oatmeal fits right in.
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:12 AM (ZCEU2) 837
I went to bed and game was close. Wake up and I see LSU won by a pretty wide margin.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2020 05:20 AM (cFGYm) 838
Got to get my cat off me and get moving.
Have a great day horde Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:21 AM (ZCEU2) 839
I've grown to like avocado on toast which my daughter always saidI should be eating and why i didn't for so long...
Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 05:36 AM (MkAqo) 840
Well, sports is over until baseball cranks up. Have a good time flustering the stupid on the left and rinos slightly to the right of left today.
Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2020 05:41 AM (UUkQp) 841
G'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 05:47 AM (tT0V4) 842
833 Took it easy today and made instant oatmeal and having cinnamon oat squares.
Have leftover mashys I was going to make a potato cake withbut couldn't decide what to have with it. Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2) Bacon? Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 05:54 AM (ghFVE) 843
Breaking news from the land of burnee commies and nuts and fruits....H.569 was entered in the Vermont legislature to legalize:
uncoherced sex for sale. yep folks their betting some "relaxation" will make you forget allthe new tax's and gun grabbing coming your way... Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 05:56 AM (MkAqo) Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 05:58 AM (MkAqo) 845
Took it easy today and made instant oatmeal and having cinnamon oat squares.
Have leftover mashys I was going to make a potato cake withbut couldn't decide what to have with it. Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2) Bacon? Posted by: m Lobster ? Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 05:58 AM (arJlL) 846
A couple of prayer notes, because I won't be here to post after the 100 post on topic limit in the Art thread:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:08 AM (WI7YS) 847
Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:09 AM (bd376) 848
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:10 AM (u82oZ) 849
Morning, rickb223
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:11 AM (arJlL) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ) 851
Took it easy today and made instant oatmeal and having cinnamon oat squares.
Have leftover mashys I was going to make a potato cake withbut couldn't decide what to have with it. Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2) Bacon? Posted by: m Of course. We're not savages. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:12 AM (bd376) 852
A couple of prayer notes, because I won't be here to post after the 100 post on topic limit in the Art thread:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Okaaaaayyyyyy........ Are we to guess what they are, like Jeopardy ? Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:12 AM (arJlL) 853
Morning JT. VIA. Salty.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:13 AM (bd376) Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:13 AM (arJlL) 855
Eromero
Who won the College Championship? I am over the NFL, and don't care about basketball, hockey, baseball, synchronized swimming, the Olympics, soccer, ... But I will do my best to put your other requests into motion. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:14 AM (u82oZ) 856
Breakfast.
Well, we're still working on a crackerjack loaf of cinnamon swirl bread, with raisins, that I baked late last week. I baked it in a pullman pan, so all the slices are perfectly square, and sliced very thinly. Just doing my part to get the post count up to 987. Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:14 AM (L3Rsz) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:15 AM (u82oZ) 858
and here we go again. Sigh
Poster Bygone's daughter is having seizures, Has brain tumor, will have surgery mid January . I wasn't told when so I'm that is, so I'm noting it today, Bygone asked for prayers that all or most of the tumor be removed, for skill and wisdom for the doctors, that there be no complications and for divine healing. Also, continued prayer for Old Dog in MO's wife, who thankfully this last time, got out of the hospital ,sooner than expected, but is in need of healing. Also, be with the family in the midst and this difficult journey with a loved one with cancer. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:16 AM (WI7YS) 859
A couple of prayer notes, because I won't be here to post after the 100 post on topic limit in the Art thread:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Okaaaaayyyyyy........ Are we to guess what they are, like Jeopardy ? Posted by: JT Oh. I'm sorry. We needed that in the form of a question. "What are the prayer notes?" "What are the prayer notes?" Next contestant? Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:16 AM (bd376) 860
Vic
Thank you for your links. Much appreciated. Hope you are doing well, and got the meds you need. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:18 AM (u82oZ) 861
I do believe that my last comment failed to show up.
Anyhow.......... rick, Salty. And the rest of you reprobates. Fen exempted, of course. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:19 AM (tT0V4) 862
Prayers for those suffering folk, and thanks for sharing, Fen.
Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:19 AM (L3Rsz) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ) 864
856 Breakfast.
Well, we're still working on a crackerjack loaf of cinnamon swirl bread, with raisins, that I baked late last week. I baked it in a pullman pan, so all the slices are perfectly square, and sliced very thinly. Just doing my part to get the post count up to 987. Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:14 AM (L3Rsz) Good job. Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:20 AM (ghFVE) 865
Also, if you have a praise report, update or prayer request and would like it included in the Wednesday "Morning Rant" please send it to me TONIGHT by 7:00 P.M. EST. Because of something
thing I have to do tomorrow, I need to get it sent to Oregon Muse by tonight. Thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:21 AM (WI7YS) Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:21 AM (JFO2v) 867
Thanks, M. I try my best. On occasion.
Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:21 AM (L3Rsz) 868
Village Idiot's Apprentice
We finally are deep in winter, with ice coated trees and prairie grass. Today is the last warm day, as it gets down to 5℉ tomorrow. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ) 869
My prediction is Joe Burrow gets drafted into the NFL. Also, the sun will rise this morning.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:23 AM (Z9spM) 870
Just doing my part to get the post count up to 987.
Posted by: lizabth That's possible, if JJ falls down the well again, and we have to wake up Lassie. Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:23 AM (arJlL) 871
Are we to guess what they are, like Jeopardy ?
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:12 AM (arJlL) You're a funny guy. You could always pray for the healing of my computer. , Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:24 AM (WI7YS) 872
FenelonSpoke
May you and yours be supported in the manner you support others. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ) ============= Amen to that. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:24 AM (Z9spM) 873
Marta Hernandez over at VictoryGirls has a really nice, almost AtC level rant about idiots who demand attention.
https://victorygirlsblog.com/the-problem-with-indulging-stupidity/ Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:25 AM (tT0V4) 874
809 AG Barr says the DOJ was consulted by Trump before taking out the terrorist ringleader. Evidently there are still a lot of Communists with a 'D' after their name still attacking Trump for killing the SOB. Trump should simply tell them to ESAD.
https://tinyurl.com/tbfxb93 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK) Salami Dead and Tesla at $500 Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v) 875
Prairie grass iced is extraordinarily beautiful.
Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:26 AM (L3Rsz) 876
Salty,
Temps and ice like that make me glad that all we do here is dodge bullets. Do be careful out there. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:26 AM (tT0V4) 877
so it seems Emerald Robinson is leaving OAN to join something called NewsMax TV, where she will be harassed by Bill O'Reilly.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:28 AM (Z9spM) 878
℉
Out vile demons of silicon! I cast you out of the circuit boards into the outer darkness of the electric cord. Resistance is futile below 0.00001 OHM. May the power inherent in the God of the Universe, who sees and commands all, heal FenelonSpoke's computer, so that she may spread the Good Word without issue or trouble. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:29 AM (u82oZ) 879
818 Ms Markle's English ascendancy has to violate the terms of that treaty
Posted by: Pete Bog Hmm I know something about dual citizenship. Hmmm Posted by: Miklos with Eagle on the passport at January 14, 2020 04:14 AM (QzkSJ) What a stupid idea. You are either a Texan or a Okie. From Ohio or Indiana. Pick a side and run with it. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:29 AM (JFO2v) 880
VicNews is up there, earlier in the thread, comments 808 to 811.
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:30 AM (ghFVE) 881
870 Just doing my part to get the post count up to 987.
Posted by: lizabth That's possible, if JJ falls down the well again, and we have to wake up Lassie. Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:23 AM (arJlL) My lil sister would start crying the minute the song came on. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:30 AM (JFO2v) 882
873
Marta Hernandez over at VictoryGirls has a really nice, almost AtC level rant about idiots who demand attention. =========== I love their Churchill quote over there, "Victory at all costs....". Puts things into the proper perspective. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:31 AM (Z9spM) 883
So the arrests have begun in Iran to appease the crowds concerning the downing of the Ukrainian aircraft.
30 unfortunate lower pay grade folk have been arrested by the regime, so far. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:32 AM (tT0V4) 884
Village Idiot's Apprentice
It's a day ending in Y here in the core of the nation. Keeps the homeless in California, so it's not nothing. Maryland and Virginia all get bigger snows in the winter. And it does not grind on here like around Misanthropic Humanitarian and other northern state denizens. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:33 AM (u82oZ) 885
"Patrick Stewart said the upcoming Star Trek series Picard will reflect the "world of Brexit and Trump"
Picard sucking and his buttboy Riker felching reflects the world of Hollywood and DC. Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and renowned scientist at January 14, 2020 06:33 AM (Tnijr) 886
Anyone have those DIRTY GIRLS Cuban phone #'s.
What is GOD's favourite TIPPLE the nectar of the gods you say,bet it is an amazing Moonshine served chilled with FULL DEMOCRAT HEARTS..... Satan has the Tequilla franchise. Posted by: saf at January 14, 2020 06:34 AM (5IHGB) 887
808 Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)
========= Tell us about the time you met John Jay, Vic! Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:34 AM (Z9spM) 888
Thoughts on prayer
Think about the great privilege and responsibility God has laid on us through prayer. If we are to be co-workers with Him in the fulfillment of His will, prayer must be a constant practice., It is not enough to pray for what we want or what we would like. Our prayer must be a kind of grace filled labor to bring our desires in line with God's desires, so that His will be done "on earth as it is in heaven". This is a foretaste of our heavenly life, and it is our highest privilege as His Children while we are still on this earth. Dr Henry Foster-19th century Christian and doctor who ha d a sanitarium for ministers, teachers and missionaries in Clifton Springs, NY (Finger Lakes region) He gave spiritual talks to the patients as well which are collected in a book Called "Life Secrets" Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:35 AM (WI7YS) 889
Patrick Stewart is on the wrong side of history.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:35 AM (u82oZ) 890
If anyone thinks the Iran Nuke deal made sense watch this
https://tinyurl.com/w7ulber it gives away the farm, the cows, two daughters, and a goat to be named Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:35 AM (JFO2v) 891
"Picard will reflect the "world of Brexit and Trump"
Picard has a blond wig, and walks with a clanking pair? The good guys win? I mean....what exactly are we talking here, Pat? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:35 AM (tT0V4) 892
Thanks, everyone for the supportive words.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:37 AM (WI7YS) 893
The sad part is, even if this series was fantastic, given the recent offerings, I wonder how much it would actually help the Star Trek franchise.
Kind of like the Mandalorian and Star Wars, honestly. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2020 06:37 AM (ycWCI) 894
lizabth
We have been surrounded by extraordinary beauty this winter. A blessing, for sure. And our power only went out once, so we are living the life. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:37 AM (u82oZ) 895
We finally are deep in winter, with ice coated trees and prairie grass. Today is the last warm day, as it gets down to 5 F tomorrow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog Ugh. If it keeps up here, I'll be mowing by February. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:38 AM (MjyI6) 896
Dr Henry Foster-19th century Christian and doctor who ha d a sanitarium for ministers, teachers and missionaries in Clifton Springs, NY (Finger Lakes region) He gave spiritual talks to the patients as well which are collected in a book Called "Life Secrets"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke The original title was "I'm a Banana, YOU'RE a Banana" Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:40 AM (arJlL) 897
I wonder how Wallis Simpson Jr. is enjoying America's Hat?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:40 AM (tT0V4) 898
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 14, 2020 06:41 AM (Dhht7) 899
Ms Markle's English ascendancy has to violate the terms of that treaty
Posted by: Pete Bog Hmm I know something about dual citizenship. Hmmm Posted by: Miklos with Eagle on the passport It's not so much dual citizenship as "Titles of nobility" which the Constitution forbids. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:41 AM (MjyI6) 900
@ 894 That's wonderful, winter can have such beauty to it. Ours hasn't been too bad, so far.
And no power loses, praised-be. Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:42 AM (L3Rsz) 901
Thanks for the restorative chatting, everyone. Work preps need to start.
May your day be wonderful. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:42 AM (u82oZ) 902
Real Starship Capns bang anything and everything! Kirk probably had intergalactic VD.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:43 AM (arJlL) 904
Buttigieg is going to out-Dukakis Dukakis.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 06:43 AM (oVJmc) 905
Travel safe, Salty.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:43 AM (tT0V4) 906
904 Buttigieg is going to out-Dukakis Dukakis.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 06:43 AM (oVJmc) Wouldn't that presuppose that he actually gets the nomination? I kind of doubt it. Although, what the hell do I know? The world is mad. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2020 06:44 AM (ycWCI) 907
The average length of tenure for a Chief Justice in the 20th century was about 13 years. Roberts is over 14 years. Lay down you burden sir, it's time, and retire to be with your family. Please!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:44 AM (Z9spM) 908
The Twitter account of Elizabeth Warren's communications director is dumb:
https://twitter.com/KristenOrthman Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:44 AM (ghFVE) 909
Tell us about the time you met John Jay, Vic!
Posted by: Huck Follywood Captain Hate is older than Vic; but I don't think he's up yet. Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:45 AM (arJlL) 910
904 Buttigieg is going to out-Dukakis Dukakis.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 06:43 AM (oVJmc) Pete and Chasten sitting in a tree Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v) 911
901 Thanks for the restorative chatting, everyone.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:42 AM (u82oZ) That is something that AoSHq does so well. Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:46 AM (ghFVE) 912
Joe Burrow, enjoy this win. Because next year, when you're playing for a basement NFL team, getting the crap beaten out of you every Sunday and losing on a regular basis, you'll miss those great days at LSU. Good luck, and find a good doctor.
Posted by: DB at January 14, 2020 06:46 AM (iTXRQ) 913
907 The average length of tenure for a Chief Justice in the 20th century was about 13 years. Roberts is over 14 years. Lay down you burden sir, it's time, and retire to be with your family. Please!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:44 AM (Z9spM) RBG has been there since 1993. 3 times longer. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:47 AM (JFO2v) 914
"The sad part is, even if this series was fantastic, given the recent offerings, I wonder how much it would actually help the Star Trek franchise"
It will suck worse than Wesley running a Hoover in a black hole. Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and renowned scientist at January 14, 2020 06:49 AM (Tnijr) 915
So a re-post of a term that I heard yesterday on local talk radio...
'Wokefully Ignorant" I liked it So I stole it. You can steal it too. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:50 AM (tT0V4) 916
The debate in Iowa will come down to who want to give away the most freee shit.
oh and ORANGEMANBADERER Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v) 917
It will suck worse than Wesley running a Hoover in a black hole.
Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and renowned scientist at January 14, 2020 06:49 AM (Tnijr) The sad part is that this will probably not be hyperbole. More like tragic understatement. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2020 06:51 AM (ycWCI) 918
The Title Of Nobility amendment to the Constitution never passed, coming within two states, but not yet getting over the line. Under that amendment, anyone who accepts a title of nobility from foreign governments loses their American citizenship automatically. Megan Merkle can keep her title it seems, while working for Disney in the U.S.
PS: It can still pass! We just need fourteen more states. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:52 AM (Z9spM) Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v) 920
I wonder of Corey and Rosario are finished with their Comfort Canoodling.
Had to be devastating for him to find that Democrats are just not that into him. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4) 921
919 Wokefully Ignorant
Describe about 75% of women in USA. And about 45% of men. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v) I've seen this many places, now; good one: Woko Ono Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:55 AM (ghFVE) 922
I do feel like if I go back to school and focus up I can be part of Congress, added Cardi B in a follow-up tweet. "I deadass have sooo much ideas that make sense." The word "deadass" implies that Cardi B is serious about her ideas making sense.
Cardi, 3rd or 4th grade would be a good place for you. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:56 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:56 AM (tT0V4) 924
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2020 06:56 AM (hx3Q8) 925
908 The Twitter account of Elizabeth Warren's communications director is dumb:
https://twitter.com/KristenOrthman Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:44 AM (ghFVE) "In response to a great deal of questions we've had today," the communications director says. "A great deal of questions." Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:56 AM (ghFVE) 926
908
The Twitter account of Elizabeth Warren's communications director is dumb ============== Oh lord, is it ever. Unbelievable. She can't even write a coherent sentence. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:57 AM (Z9spM) 927
920 I wonder of Corey and Rosario are finished with their Comfort Canoodling.
Had to be devastating for him to find that Democrats are just not that into him. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4) He read her Prescription Inserts for Prozac and Oxy over the phone. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v) 928
920 I wonder of Corey and Rosario are finished with their Comfort Canoodling. Had to be devastating for him to find that Democrats are just not that into him. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4) At least he now can step away from the myth of him being fiercely heterosexual. Well done, good and faithful servant! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 06:57 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: Baltimore City Board of education at January 14, 2020 06:58 AM (tT0V4) 930
926 908
The Twitter account of Elizabeth Warren's communications director is dumb ============== Oh lord, is it ever. Unbelievable. She can't even write a coherent sentence. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:57 AM (Z9spM) And her avatar. And the photo at the top of the Twitter page. Unbelievably lame. Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:58 AM (ghFVE) Posted by: Baltimore City Board of education at January 14, 2020 07:01 AM (tT0V4) 932
928
920 I wonder of Corey and Rosario are finished with their Comfort Canoodling. Had to be devastating for him to find that Democrats are just not that into him. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4) At least he now can step away from the myth of him being fiercely heterosexual. Well done, good and faithful servant! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 06:57 AM (pNxlR) My guess is about 3/4 of people do care care where you stick you dic or what you do with your vajayjay. But my guess is that 9/10 people do not really believe Pete and Chasten are married. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:02 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v) 934
Still working toward 1,000?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:05 AM (tT0V4) 935
Elizabeth Warren, cringe-worthy:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/tc9v84h "Keefe and her communications director, Kristen Orthman, select a hue for her every morning, trying to suit her scheduled events. ("Usually one of her first questions is 'What color do we think today?'" Keefe says.)" Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 07:06 AM (ghFVE) 936
In their never-ending quest for publicity, the "Greta Thunberg" group twitter accoun t is going after Roger Federer. To justify their need for media attention, the twitter authors say Fed is sponsored by Credit Suisse (not surprising, since he is half Swiss and gre up there). Credit Suisse bank lends to oil companies. Oil companies drill for oil and supply people with carbon fuels. That is evil. So, by extension, Credit Suisse is bad news, and so is Fed.
There you go. In conclusion: Greta's father is obviously an idiot publicity hound. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 07:06 AM (Z9spM) Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:07 AM (arJlL) 938
There you go. In conclusion: Greta's father is obviously an idiot publicity hound. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 07:06 AM (Z9spM) He is as much a moon-faced climate golem as his repugnant spawn. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:09 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:09 AM (tT0V4) 940
938
There you go. In conclusion: Greta's father is obviously an idiot publicity hound. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 07:06 AM (Z9spM) He is as much a moon-faced climate golem as his repugnant spawn. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:09 AM (pNxlR) moon moon-faced Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:11 AM (JFO2v) 941
What you need is Florida lawyer who never sleeps, with a seriously negative attitude, and a Nurse girlfriend who has "access".
Posted by: Miklos, Generally Counselling at January 14, 2020 03:54 AM (QzkSJ) Working on the attitude. There will be occasional relapses though... Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:13 AM (NWiLs) 942
930 926 908 The Twitter account of Elizabeth Warren's communications director is dumb ============== Oh lord, is it ever. Unbelievable. She can't even write a coherent sentence. Mothers-in-law can be demanding, even to the point of insisting that you do humiliating things. Elizabeth, Mother-in-Law of the U.S. (MILOTUS), is no different. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:14 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: Diesel Jones at January 14, 2020 07:16 AM (0CeRG) 944
Greta and her handlers (father, etc) are playing out very well known and ancient medieval personas. She's the "heavenly child' who is brought into the town square to terrify all the townsmen and peasants with her Visions of Angels and Demons and DOOM FOR YOU ALL BECAUSE GOD HAS JUDGED YOU BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE VISION!! And then there is always someone standing right behind her, collecting all the Donations of the Wicked and promising them salvation in return.
Now they're moving into the stage where the act is getting old, and the money is starting to dry up, and so the accusations get wilder and more personal, more directed. (ie, Federer) This works, at first, but like a drug, they have to do more and more, and eventually everyone decides well, this was just more Witchery, and To the Stake with ye! Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 07:16 AM (V2Yro) 945
Still working toward 1,000?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Always Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:07 AM --- Doing my bit for the stuggle. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2020 07:17 AM (JUOKG) 946
Someday we will look back on Idiocracy as the Sunnybrook-Farm-optimistic outlook on the Current Situation.
G'mornin' everyone ! 28 degrees, looks like we got a couple inches of snow overnight. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 14, 2020 07:17 AM (zlgJP) 947
Mornin' y'all.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 14, 2020 07:18 AM (B06Zw) 948
Well, the 8 Qt Instant Pot Ultra arrived yesterday.
Big Intimidating. Haven't blowed nuthin' up, yet.... Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:18 AM (tT0V4) 949
Heidi Lilley is one of three women arrested in 2016 for going topless in New Hampshire
wait for it wait wait https://tinyurl.com/ut44t4a Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v) 950
945 Still working toward 1,000?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Always Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:07 AM --- Doing my bit for the stuggle. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2020 07:17 AM (JUOKG) Viva la 1000 Comment People's Front! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:19 AM (NWiLs) 951
I had forgotten about the existence of the blog 'Moonbattery'.
Still some good writings. https://moonbattery.com Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:19 AM (tT0V4) 952
1 cent
Posted by: lin-duh at January 14, 2020 07:20 AM (UUBmN) 953
2 cents
Posted by: lin-duh at January 14, 2020 07:20 AM (UUBmN) 954
There, I put my 2 cents in for the day!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 14, 2020 07:20 AM (UUBmN) 955
"Heidi Lilley is one of three women arrested in 2016 for going topless in New Hampshire
wait for it .." You are not a nice person. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:21 AM (tT0V4) 956
Some billionaire should open Carbon Neutralworld amusement park. And then make the guests stay in the mud huts, in the cold, make them walk everywhere and oh no food is available.
Send Greta and all her fans there with no iPhones and no wifi. See what they really think. Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:21 AM (ZfRYq) 957
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 07:16 AM (V2Yro) Her father is no different from any other adult up to no good who hides behind a child as a shield. And his/her crowd of followers plays right along: "How dare you challenge her, she is a special needs child!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:21 AM (pNxlR) 958
Old adage:
The people who want you to see themselves naked, are not the people that you want to see naked. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:22 AM (tT0V4) 959
The people who want you to see themselves naked,
are not the people that you want to see naked. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice I'll look though...just in case Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2020 07:23 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:24 AM (arJlL) 961
Greta is why Trump is awesome.
No, seriously. Leftists like to create unassailable spokespeople - autistic child, Gold Star parents, pitiable refugees. And Trump assails the unassailable. He revels in it. Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:24 AM (ZfRYq) 962
959 The people who want you to see themselves naked,
are not the people that you want to see naked. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice On German nude beaches this is true. Italian ones however.... Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:25 AM (ZfRYq) 963
Viva la 1000 Comment People's Front! Comrades! For too long the forces of expediency have opposed our goal on pleasing our goddess, Millennia! But no more! See, she is in our sight and, now, nearly in our grasp! Strive comrades, strive! Let our reward be her warm embrace! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:25 AM (pNxlR) 964
961 Greta is why Trump is awesome.
No, seriously. Leftists like to create unassailable spokespeople - autistic child, Gold Star parents, pitiable refugees. And Trump assails the unassailable. He revels in it. Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:24 AM (ZfRYq) Which we see (coorrectly!) as him being not prejudiced: he's interested in the "idea," not the identity politics. Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 07:27 AM (ghFVE) 965
Comrades! For too long the forces of expediency have opposed our goal on pleasing our goddess, Millennia! But no more! See, she is in our sight and, now, nearly in our grasp! Strive comrades, strive! Let our reward be her warm embrace!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM And.....if we don't make it, Heidi Lilly will sit on our laps forever ! Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:27 AM (arJlL) Posted by: The Front for the Liberation of the People's Comments at January 14, 2020 07:27 AM (tT0V4) 967
70 degrees and heavy rain here again. It is almost like the Great Dismal Swamp wants to be great again.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 14, 2020 07:27 AM (B06Zw) Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 07:27 AM (ghFVE) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:29 AM (tT0V4) 970
I'll say this once: Packers v Chiefs in the Super Bowl, thereby repeating the Super Bowl I pairing. Andy Reid will make it the Time Out Bowl, because that's how he rolls. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:29 AM (pNxlR) 971
Morning all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:30 AM (cEsBM) 972
Oh, and the knives are out for Bernie. First Warren with the a woman can't get elected deal (Bernie denied saying it, then his campaign manager came out and said, well, he DID say it, but he was just commenting on the sexism of this country), and now they are going back to his anti-illegal immigration stances. Wait till they find out what he said about the 2d Amendment! This is going to get a lot of air in the debate tonight. Good thing no one will be watching!
Regardless, Bernie is getting savaged, and the impeachment trial is going to cut off his mike. Note this helps Biden and Buttigieg. Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:30 AM (ZfRYq) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:30 AM (pNxlR) 974
Hiya NGU !
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:31 AM (arJlL) 975
Apparently, the folk who like to slice and dice babies and 'part out' the remains, believe the folk who insist on the right to bear arms are nut cases.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/354668/ Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:32 AM (tT0V4) 976
Impeachment trial is also going to end up shining a light on Hunter Biden EVEN MORE in the lead up to Iowa. And no amount of "have you no shame I ought to punch you in the nose" pugnacity from Joe is going to divert it.
Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:32 AM (ZfRYq) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:33 AM (tT0V4) 978
Well, the 8 Qt Instant Pot Ultra arrived yesterday.
Big Intimidating. Haven't blowed nuthin' up, yet.... Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice *fistbump Wife is wanting to experiment with the Ninja Foodie. Pot roast. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 07:33 AM (bd376) 979
At least prince Harry didn't marry Heidi Lilly !
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:33 AM (arJlL) 980
Can
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:34 AM (tT0V4) 981
Can we make it before JJ screws it up?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2020 07:34 AM (JUOKG) 982
We
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:34 AM (tT0V4) 983
Make
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4) 984
WTF was Ms. Lilly thinking when she posted those pics on the web ?
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (arJlL) 985
it
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4) 986
To
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1000
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4) 988
Comments
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4) 989
973 Said by an acquaintance:
"We put the 'fun' in 'illiterate'!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:30 AM (pNxlR) heh Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (ghFVE) 990
Before
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4) 991
J.J.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4) 992
It's morning somewhere, so it might as well be here.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (ZCiJZ) 993
Oh, and the knives are out for Bernie.
Long ones, hopefully. Seriously, Dems, carve each other up. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (oVJmc) 994
Arrives
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4) 995
984 WTF was Ms. Lilly thinking when she posted those pics on the web ?
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (arJlL) I can haz free nippls Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (JFO2v) 996
Question
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4) 997
Mark
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4) 998
Goes
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4) 999
At
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4) 1000
th
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (JFO2v) 1001
Arrives
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM --- Magic 8 ball says yes! Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (JUOKG) 1002
The
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4) 1003
We can do it
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (bd376) 1004
It's morning somewhere, so it might as well be here.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America Isn't it ALWAYS morning somewhere ? Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (arJlL) 1005
WTF was Ms. Lilly thinking when she posted those pics on the web ?
How sane and intelligent and rational feminists are. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (oVJmc) 1006
End
Posted by: v at January 14, 2020 07:37 AM (tT0V4) 1007
Whew.... I'm tired!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:37 AM (tT0V4) 1008
Pandora just served up "Ashokan Farewell", which I like, but I struggle to understand how it fits in with my "Bach Radio" theme. Violins, maybe? Weird.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 07:37 AM (Z9spM) 1009
nooooooooooooooood
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 14, 2020 07:38 AM (ZCiJZ) 1011
JJ is nood Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2020 07:38 AM (hx3Q8) 1012
984 WTF was Ms. Lilly thinking when she posted those pics on the web ? Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (arJlL) "Somewhere out there is my Mr. / Ms. Right and this, THIS, will draw that person to me!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:39 AM (pNxlR) 1013
Le NOOD
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:39 AM (tT0V4) 1014
Whew.... I'm tired!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice You're an idiot. Congratulations!!! You made it! Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 14, 2020 07:40 AM (ZCiJZ) 1015
How did it go with the Office Staff yesterday?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:33 AM (tT0V4) Went well Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:41 AM (cEsBM) 1016
... and, just like a community organizer's resume is padded with trivial "accomplishments", so, too, the ONT staggered over the 1000 comments line. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:41 AM (pNxlR) 1017
Important to note: VA SB16 - the one containing the assault firearms ban and >10 rd magazine ban - was shot down in committee. Also important to note - another magazine bill is still in process.
However, I remain amazed at the sheer incompetence of the media, including the local media, in reporting this. AND that the pro 2A organizations are not filling in the gap here. Because the defeat of the bill is hinky. Every Democrat on the committee voted against it. Every Republican on the committee voted to...abstain. WTAF? There is a little bit of detail in local media saying there was some argument about whether the bill could be "dismissed" from committee, and that the Republicans said that the deadline had passed for dismissal and that is why they voted to abstain. That is a teasing amount of info. What actually happened? No one seems interested in telling us. Why would the Dems want to dismiss it? Why wouldn't the Republicans? These seem at odds with the political winds, so as Ayn Rand says, check your premises. I think it is something like this - that the bill may not have had enough votes to pass the committee with all Dem votes And that if the bill is defeated in committee, it can't be brought up again in the committee this session. But having been dismissed, it can be brought back. I am not sure on that, but I seem to recall something like that in the emergency session on guns that Northam called when the General Assembly was still controlled by Republicans. But anyway, this seems like actual news that actual people would want to actually know. Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:45 AM (ZfRYq) Processing 0.09, elapsed 0.1016 seconds. |
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