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Chris "Murder-Killing" Matthews: Qassem Suleimani Was a "Beloved Hero" Whose Death Is the Equivalent of Lady Diana's or Elvis Presley's
Plus: Trump Rally
The Iranian Proxy Media is becoming less "proxy" and more just plain "Iranian."
Chris Matthews: Soleimani killing on par with deaths of Elvis, Princess Diana pic.twitter.com/Z089Sx3pjl
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) January 9, 2020
You should put an Iran flag in your profile.
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) January 8, 2020
JAW-DROPPING:
— Team Trump (Text FIRST to 88022) (@TeamTrump) January 9, 2020
Look at how massive the line is for the #TrumpRally in Toledo tonight!
Ohio loves @realDonaldTrump 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/7oNBQH3OrE
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 06:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 06:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2020 06:51 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 06:51 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 06:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2020 06:52 PM (crZcS)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 06:53 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2020 06:53 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 06:54 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: direwolf at January 09, 2020 06:54 PM (BmTFY)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 09, 2020 06:54 PM (aWDST)
Bigly. He had the entire panel, including Martha McCallum, furious with him.
Raised my blood pressure to eleventy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 06:54 PM (ptqGC)
Plus: Trump Rally
Well, to be fair, he was in a car like Diana and probably crapping himself like Elvis.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 09, 2020 06:55 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2020 06:55 PM (d7Ww2)
I bet it's in the 70's.
Posted by: Blago at January 09, 2020 06:55 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 06:55 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2020 06:55 PM (JFO2v)
So let me get this right, the court has a non-violent offender, the public is joking that the defendant will be murdered in prison so, the judge won't let him bond out, the MCC puts him in the cell with a corrupt cop suspected of a quadruple murder for the Mexican Cartel. And when the suspect claims that the cop tried to murder him, the cellmate is moved out and the suspect hangs himself, while the guards don't make their rounds and all the video tape is "lost".
Is that about the size of it now?
EDKH
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself and has pictures at January 09, 2020 06:55 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 06:56 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 06:56 PM (cF8AT)
Lara Logan described it in detail last night. Will give you nightmares.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 06:56 PM (ptqGC)
Also, holy St. Peter on a pogo stick! Look at the length of the line waiting to get in to see the president. Many have no chance of getting in but they wait just the same. I think there is a depth of feeling and respect for PDT that the Dems find incomprehensible
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 06:56 PM (RueoN)
Saw one.. It was around 53 for .. Not as big a margin as I would expect, but with the new hero status the media is giving this guy I'm not surprised
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 06:56 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 06:57 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 06:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 06:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2020 06:57 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: J Epstein at January 09, 2020 06:58 PM (J9A97)
Posted by: BifBewalski from the torture chamber at January 09, 2020 06:58 PM (to40z)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 06:57 PM (zr5Kq)
That's exactly it. And the assholes get to vote.
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 06:58 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 06:58 PM (cF8AT)
So he has zero ***** to give about our killed and maimed troops.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 06:59 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 06:56 PM (RueoN)
To be fair, reality in general is incomprehensible to the Dems.
Posted by: Just Lily at January 09, 2020 06:59 PM (Hy17z)
I do think their embrace of every anti-American ideal or enemy will reach the undecideds with a consequence they cannot fathom.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2020 06:59 PM (Y4EXg)
When reading these polls I usually add 15-20 to that percentage
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 06:59 PM (RueoN)
it's possible they have misread the room
Life in the bubble will do that to you
Posted by: DB at January 09, 2020 06:59 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 09, 2020 06:59 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 06:59 PM (cF8AT)
The media is sure trying hard to make this guy some sort of hero
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 06:51 PM (6XlcD)
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Before losing the House in 2020, the Dems will pass some bill named in his honor and memory like "The Safe Soleimani Act" or something.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:00 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 06:58 PM (cF8AT)
About 100-150
Posted by: MSNBCCBS at January 09, 2020 07:00 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2020 07:00 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: BifBewalski from the torture chamber at January 09, 2020 07:01 PM (to40z)
Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2020 07:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2020 07:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:01 PM (2B9A/)
Because Orangemanbad!
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 07:01 PM (6XlcD)
Then say. "It makes me wonder what else they are lying about"
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 09, 2020 07:02 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2020 07:02 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 07:02 PM (RueoN)
What every happened to Murder. Death. Kill.?
isn't that the name of the $5 box at taco bell?
Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2020 07:00 PM (sGtp+)
'An evening of dinner and dancing at Taco Bell!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:02 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2020 07:02 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2020 07:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
Because Trump and they really, really aren't that intelligent...despite what they tell us.
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:02 PM (cF8AT)
So why is it a shock the FNM and the left loved him?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:02 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2020 07:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
Because Trump ordered it. If Obama or Trudeau ordered the hit, it would collective media masturbation.
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 07:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: iandeal at January 09, 2020 07:03 PM (ArXEJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2020 07:02 PM (1g7ch)
Did the purse move?
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 07:03 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Bruce at January 09, 2020 07:03 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:03 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: BifBewalski from the torture chamber at January 09, 2020 07:03 PM (to40z)
You are only saying that because you are a Trumpbot.
Posted by: MSN at January 09, 2020 07:04 PM (Hy17z)
I do feel like the MF FNM fellating the corpse of Salami loaf gives an opening to remind LIVs how corrupt they are.
TBF, given the condition of the corpse, the fellatio is more aspirational than real.
Posted by: pep at January 09, 2020 07:04 PM (T6t7i)
WOOF!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2020 06:55 PM (d7Ww2)
nurse, you heard the bad news, our guaranteed win every year in the Apple Cup is now no longer guaranteed, as Mike Leach left WSU for Miss State?
So technically, will next year's AC be the continuation of the streak, or the beginning of a new streak next year?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 07:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2020 06:57 PM (JCrfD)
He must drink alone or surrounded by paid goons otherwise there's no chance nobody's tuned him up.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 09, 2020 07:04 PM (y7DUB)
...
They're not on our side.
And they're always one election away from power.
Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2020 07:04 PM (NSFCQ)
Matthews and all the rest of the MFM scum should be forced to watch videos of what Soleimani's goons do to Iranian protestors.
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Watched? They should be forced to endure it.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:05 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2020 07:01 PM (gmo/4)
That was Hunter's peg.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2020 07:05 PM (1g7ch)
So technically, will next year's AC be the continuation of the streak, or the beginning of a new streak next year?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 07:04 PM (sy5kK)
I am all about my COUGS but honestly unless Pat Chun hired Saban, I think Huskies are a lock for the Apple Cup for the next decade.
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 07:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2020 07:05 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 09, 2020 07:05 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: M. MacLuan at January 09, 2020 07:05 PM (OUkUA)
He skipped, got an illegal gun and tried to rob a Walmart.
Also in line was an off duty plain clothes officer.
Whoops. She shot him. He may survive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaOjVFytuzU
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Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 07:05 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 07:06 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 06:54 PM (nQpdK)
but the Dems are saying that even though he was an enemy combatant planning attacks against us, that AUMF isn't good enough.
/spit
Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2020 07:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: The Great Donaldo at January 09, 2020 07:06 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 07:06 PM (RueoN)
Gah! Still at work. Can't remember if I've seen Pence animated. He is always so measured.
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (a0IVu)
309 War power act (I know, I know) says that the Prezzy must withdraw immediately if a Concurrent Resolution passes both House and Senate.
I think this is what they are aiming for.
Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2020 07:02 PM (NgKpN)
Probably. Except I just went and read what they're passing, and all it talks about is Iran, says nothing about Iraq.
They are demanding that Trump pull all of our troops out of Iran. Seriously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (Kpl3J)
VP is quite animated tonight. Doing a good job warming up the crowd.
Posted by: Tuna
Pence is animated? Did someone sneak some crack into his oatmeal?
Posted by: pep at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (T6t7i)
Pbffft. Me and Bill would pack more than tha into th stadiums we played
In fact, that's why we had to stop. More people getting trampled than at Salamis funeral
...Shillary...
Posted by: Bruce at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (vd8XM)
WOOF!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2020 06:55 PM (d7Ww2)
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I don't think I've met anyone with such enthusiasm for liquid crystal displays.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (mWzQJ)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: pep at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (T6t7i)
Cocaine shampoo.
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Re the "Can't find Iran on a map" video. What kind of idiot thinks the British Isles are Iran? Some idiots picked them as Iran.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: D. Porter at January 09, 2020 07:08 PM (OUkUA)
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 07:08 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2020 07:08 PM (NgKpN)
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I'm feeling that tingle up my "leg" again!!!
Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 09, 2020 07:08 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 07:08 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2020 07:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 09, 2020 07:08 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Geraldo at January 09, 2020 07:08 PM (zy+gb)
Posted by: Dingbat at January 09, 2020 07:08 PM (DZINL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 07:08 PM (C1Lsn)
Re the "Can't find Iran on a map" video. What kind of idiot thinks the British Isles are Iran? Some idiots picked them as Iran.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (rCwaK)
Well, there are quite a few Iranian types there now.
Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2020 07:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2020 07:09 PM (ZCEU2)
I really like Mike Pence. A great balance for Trump.
I'm sure he's a good guy, but if the GOP runs him for prezzy, they'll lose. He is anti-charisma.
Posted by: pep at January 09, 2020 07:09 PM (T6t7i)
***
If they thought Pakistan was where the British Isles are I would give them partial credit.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:09 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2020 07:09 PM (Kpl3J)
I mean, why apologize for Sulamieni? Guy was a fucking monster. World is much better off with him dead. You don't have to be clown yourself pretending he wasn't a pretty horrible bastard.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 09, 2020 07:09 PM (+DS2f)
Not tonight. Must be watching his boss's speeches for inspiration.
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 07:09 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:09 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Tuna
red shirts line up over there
Posted by: x at January 09, 2020 07:09 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: rickb223
Suleimani/Democrats 2020 - You Mock, I Keel You!
Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2020 07:09 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: four seasons at January 09, 2020 07:10 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:10 PM (iBBEC)
The enemy withing has plainly revealed its countenance.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Trump lifted up his countenance upon them, and gave them pieces.
Posted by: pep at January 09, 2020 07:10 PM (T6t7i)
Anyone remember cocksucker obama's bus metaphor?
Something about Republicans driving a bus into a ditch?
He used that for his 2012 campaign.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:10 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 09, 2020 07:10 PM (ygLTd)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 07:10 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: the announcer guy at January 09, 2020 07:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 09, 2020 07:11 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 09, 2020 06:55 PM (jp0Bv)
Damn it!
Do you know how much it hurts to snort beer out the nose!!!??
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2020 07:11 PM (K8gH+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 09, 2020 07:10 PM
See above, beat you to it my friend. Great minds and all.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:11 PM (iBBEC)
The left on Solemani: HOW DARE YOU KILL THIS MAN JUST BECAUSE HE MURDERED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:11 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 07:10 PM (COzlW)
It was the Wellstone Memorial, for trampling.
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 07:11 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tuna
Going to be the biggest North Florida employer - you wait...
Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2020 07:12 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:12 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:12 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 07:10 PM (COzlW)
I think he meant Soleimani was doing the horse stable guy.
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:12 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 09, 2020 07:12 PM (ygLTd)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 09, 2020 07:12 PM (mWzQJ)
They are demanding that Trump pull all of our troops out of Iran. Seriously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2020 07:07 PM (Kpl3J)
_______
LOL. There will likely be an amendment that the all horsemen in the cavalry must be returned to American soil immediately.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:12 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: The Great Donaldo at January 09, 2020 07:06 PM (nFwvY)
...and there goes a mouthful of perfectly good Guinness...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 09, 2020 07:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: four seasons at January 09, 2020 07:13 PM (PisyI)
I like Mike Pence more tonight than I did yesterday. He's doing well, tonight.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:12 PM (dGzLr)
Well, he's up for renewal, so
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 07:13 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Ya can't swing a sock full of bike locks without hitting one
...Antifa...
Posted by: Bruce at January 09, 2020 07:13 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:13 PM (WdocV)
President Trump killed a major terrorist, won WW3, and is holding a huge rally tonight - And it's only Thursday.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 09, 2020 07:13 PM (BqBId)
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Trump should run on this.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 09, 2020 07:13 PM (ygLTd)
WHERE IS EVIDENCE HITLER KILLED ANYONE ??
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Is Chris Matthews basically advocating the murder of Iranians who don't like the regime but laundering it through the concept of Qassem Suleimani as some sort of Holy Martyr?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, trying not to be Unemployed in Greenland at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (COzlW)
Not the press.
Not Soros.
Not the "deep state".
Not the extraterrestrials controlling you through your tooth fillings.
Your "fellow" "Americans".
Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (RueoN)
I am all about my COUGS but honestly unless Pat Chun hired Saban, I think Huskies are a lock for the Apple Cup for the next decade.
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 07:05 PM (a0IVu)
If they can lure Alex Grinch back, they will be fine.
Posted by: zombie Keith Jackson at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:13 PM (WdocV)
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They still make Zima?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (mWzQJ)
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For the record I'd have a million men there right now. Since 2009 of course.
Posted by: John McCain at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM
Guber.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (iBBEC)
We are at a time of choosing. Much more so than Reagan ever thought about.
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:15 PM (zKN+K)
I hope he pledges to remove our troops from Mars - same, same.
Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2020 07:15 PM (32YRo)
Chrissy is the second farter. The real farter. The grassy knoll farter.
Insiders talk about how he stinks up the studio all the time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 09, 2020 07:15 PM (rCwaK)
I like Mike Pence more tonight than I did yesterday. He's doing well, tonight.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:12 PM (dGzLr)
Well, he's up for renewal, so
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 07:13 PM (90T4r)
That second pro contract is always the life-changing one.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 07:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 07:10 PM (COzlW)
Well, they did both die in car wrecks!
Just alike!
Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2020 07:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Fatalities in a stampede is notable and praiseworthy, but still not really performing at top level.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2020 07:16 PM (El6T/)
Heh. Someone sent out a mass text to millennials, telling them they had been drafted into the US Army and were ordered to report to Jacksonville, FL for training, and would then be sent to Iran.
Heard that on Fox while driving my husband home from his colonoscopy today. I nearly drove off the road laughing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2020 07:16 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:16 PM (cF8AT)
I hope he pledges to remove our troops from Mars - same, same.
Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2020 07:15 PM (32YRo)
Hey now!
Posted by: Commander Secret Space Force Mars Base at January 09, 2020 07:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Joe "Sniffer" Biden
Wearing the big boy depends.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 09, 2020 07:17 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:17 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (mWzQJ)
I seem to recall someone mentioning they brought it back because of hipsters.
Another nail in the hipster coffin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:17 PM (2B9A/)
***
Well, 50-100M of them gave here in the last 20 years so and many of them couldn't really be described as Americans whether they are legally allowed to vote or not...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:17 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 07:05 PM (a0IVu)
If they can lure Alex Grinch back, they will be fine.
Posted by: zombie Keith Jackson at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (sy5kK)
Word is Grinch and Mrs Grinch don't wanna live in the Palouse. FB has some interesting blather going on. Could be there are some good picks out there.
Go Cougs!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2020 07:17 PM (K8gH+)
Heard that on Fox while driving my husband home from his colonoscopy today. I nearly drove off the road laughing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:16 PM
Yet more than half probably believed it. Social media is a disease.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:17 PM (iBBEC)
I'd think Haji replaced him with a simulacrum if he wasn't talking about God Blessing America.
Posted by: MSN at January 09, 2020 07:17 PM (Hy17z)
Take a tour of Walter Reed and sell that crap to those soldiers in their beds, recuperating.
Go ahead, I double dare you.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 07:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 07:18 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Race Bannon wants to President in 2024 apparently
Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2020 07:18 PM (32YRo)
Speaking of Diana, the Queen may be about to Di Meggie Sparkles.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 09, 2020 07:18 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:18 PM (2B9A/)
Interesting.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: BifBewalski from the torture chamber at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (to40z)
Word is Grinch and Mrs Grinch don't wanna live in the Palouse. FB has some interesting blather going on. Could be there are some good picks out there.
Go Cougs!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2020 07:17 PM (K8gH+)
Also that Harrell guy, the new OC at USC, would be a good choice.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (ATCV4)
153 people were trampled at the Canadian border.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (yQpMk)
So which is the better gig, backup quarterback, or Vice President?
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 07:14 PM (90T4r)
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"America-hating, Iran-loving, 3rd-string quarterback pays the best!" -- Colon Kraperneck
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:12 PM (dGzLr)
He will disappoint you. Mike Pence is the guy that is the VP because he had no shot at repeating as Indiana Governor.
Mike Pence is "W". Mike Pence talks quite a bit of shit, until it's time to pay the freight.
Mike Pence left Indiana for a reason.
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (zKN+K)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:16 PM (cF8AT)
This just BEGS a photoshop meme!
that freeze-frame of Jack Nicholson leering thru the broken door as Shelley Duvall screams in horror
except it's Trump and Pelosi
Posted by: DB at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:18 PM
I think so. I remember going down to the PO to fill out my form.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:20 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2020 07:20 PM (e7o4H)
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 07:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2020 07:20 PM (EUDB2)
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Actually, that's an interesting point. If you lop off your johnson and make people call you Miss do you still have to register for selective service if you are an XY?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:21 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (sy5kK)
Believe it or not, Jim Mora's name has come up too. The USC guy is an intriguing choice.
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 07:21 PM (a0IVu)
/spit
Posted by: Don Q
F what they think.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 07:21 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:18 PM (2B9A/)
I brought it up in class yesterday. Students are college juniors and seniors. All had to register to get loans. Most don't seem worried about it. They're a good class.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2020 07:21 PM (K8gH+)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM
PLEASE tell me that you and others lit him up like a Christmas tree for that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:21 PM (iBBEC)
Interesting.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (El6T/)
Unlike the Motor Voter states, Ohio has not had their voter rolls whored out with hundreds of thousands of non-citizens of all kinds allowed to register.
In Ohio, a vote is more like a bank transaction.
In Blue Motor Voter states, a vote is more like masturbation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 07:22 PM (sy5kK)
Were I forced to choose firing squad would be my first choice.
To the head
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 07:22 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:22 PM (zKN+K)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (WdocV)
*ponders*
Well, considering Iran's penchant for using terrorist attacks that kill women and children as well as trying to kill our troops, only targeting our military... well, actually that would be better, yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:22 PM (2B9A/)
On the good side, a recent district court judge ruled the Selective Service act unconstitutional due to the equal protection clause. Excluding women when they are now allowed in combat roles means that the original justification for excluding them from registering is no longer valid.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2020 07:22 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 09, 2020 07:22 PM (xXx5y)
I can hardly wait for the media consumption opportunities.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 09, 2020 07:23 PM (ygLTd)
Were I forced to choose firing squad would be my first choice.
To the head
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I took a whole squad of guys to the head once. I don't think I could move my jaw for a week afterwards.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 09, 2020 07:23 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:22 PM (zKN+K)
huh ?
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: x at January 09, 2020 07:23 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2020 07:23 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January
the famous barakke vids.
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 07:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:22 PM (zKN+K)
Really?
...
So, how could there be a draft?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:24 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 09, 2020 07:24 PM (bML9A)
I had a libtard acquaintance on farcebook say, "Hey you think it is ok
to kill Soleimani just because he was in the military, what would you
say if Iran killed our military people?!? I bet you'd sing a different
tune then brah!"
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (WdocV)
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This is the amorality of the Left: the arsonist and the firefighter are morally equivalent.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:24 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 07:19 PM (sy5kK)
Concur. They are embracing the Air Raid there.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2020 07:24 PM (K8gH+)
Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 07:24 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:22 PM (zKN+K)
You're automatically registered. They send you a post card.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 09, 2020 07:24 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 07:24 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, trying not to be Unemployed in Greenland at January 09, 2020 07:25 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2020 07:25 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Cruiser From Stripes at January 09, 2020 07:25 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2020 07:25 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, trying not to be Unemployed in Greenland at January 09, 2020 07:25 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Soothsayer
I'll give him this, he stuck by Trump when the Access Hollywood tape dropped. His record of caving to lefties in Indiana didn't happen there.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 07:26 PM (COzlW)
I'm just pointing out the bottom line - an incredibly dumbed-down electorate often with alien values, and probably the worst-informed "educated" cohort in history.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2020 07:26 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:18 PM
Twelve years ago when our son turned 18, he received his Selective Service card in the mail. I think I still have it in my desk drawer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:26 PM (ptqGC)
to kill Soleimani just because he was in the military, what would you
say if Iran killed our military people?!? I bet you'd sing a different
tune then brah!"
Weapons-grade stoopid.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 09, 2020 07:26 PM (EgshT)
off your johnson and make people call you Miss do you still have to
register for selective service if you are an XY?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:21 PM (WdocV)
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I would think simply *identifying* as a non-male (say, Gender #127) would be enough to exclude one from Selective Service registration these days.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:26 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:27 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:18 PM (2B9A/)
I brought it up in class yesterday. Students are college juniors and seniors. All had to register to get loans. Most don't seem worried about it. They're a good class.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2020 07:21 PM (K8gH+)
I once got a letter sent, to my correct Rank, to my Fleet Post Office Address.
On deployment, in the Med,
Saying I had not registered for the draft, and could be fined.
Whole command got a laugh out of it, and I was called Petty Officer Draft Dodger a few times.
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 09, 2020 07:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:22 PM (zKN+K)
Really?
...
So, how could there be a draft?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Driver's license. School loans.
Hang out outside pot shops.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 07:27 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: dagny at January 09, 2020 07:27 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, trying not to be Unemployed in Greenland at January 09,
As long as you are killing the people they want nor care about, there you go.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:27 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:22 PM (zKN+K
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Absolutely there is. Young men have to register I think within 30 days of their 18 th birthday. Both my boys are registered.
Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2020 07:27 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2020 07:27 PM (ZCEU2)
On deployment, in the Med,
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Ha!
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 09, 2020 07:28 PM (ygLTd)
Right Jane, they just notify you that "congrats you're registered."
Posted by: dagny at January 09, 2020 07:27 PM (nRWPy)
Yep. I should frame it, along with a pic of him in Helmond Province.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 07:29 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:26 PM (ptqGC)
My sons as well. I had to go to the post office to do it mumble-ty years ago.
Funny story, had a buddy in the Army who was gigged at an inspection for not having a Selective Service card. Officers can be hella stupid sometimes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 09, 2020 07:29 PM (xPJvm)
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The Egg Bowl's gonna be yuge!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 09, 2020 07:29 PM (sWM8x)
He was a naturalized US citizen of Iraqi descent who went back to Iraq to do translation stuff as a contractor for the Army while they were fighting ISiS.
I'd try to find a link, but I don't know The Rules about links around here, and they keep changing on me.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, trying not to be Unemployed in Greenland at January 09, 2020 07:30 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:26 PM (ptqGC)
I was cleaning out my closet awhile back and found my draft card.
I'm waiting for the appropriate time (hopefully after I turn 29 the third time) to go down to the federal building and burn it. Can't see doing it as long at PDT is in office.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2020 07:30 PM (K8gH+)
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 07:30 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: dagny
"Greetings. You're fucked".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 07:31 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:24 PM (2B9A/)
There ain't one. Fuck me - do any of you still have kids in high school ?
If your little cherub ain't getting public money for community college - don't sign up. They ain't going to drag him off. It's just a box you check on a stupid form.
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:31 PM (zKN+K)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 09, 2020 07:31 PM (4thlk)
Took a while to clear it.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 09, 2020 07:31 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: dagny at January 09, 2020 07:31 PM (nRWPy)
Took a while to clear it.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 09, 2020 07:31 PM (+fPHo)
It was drunk Pelosi. They carried her out.
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 07:32 PM (90T4r)
Sort of like motor voter.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 09, 2020 07:33 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 09, 2020 07:33 PM (I99aF)
"Penalties for Failing to Register Failing to register or comply with the Military Selective Service Act is a felony punishable by a fine of up to $250,000 or a prison term of up to five years, or a combination of both. Also, a person who knowingly counsels, aids, or abets another to fail to comply with the Act is subject to the same penalties."
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, trying not to be Unemployed in Greenland at January 09, 2020 07:30 PM (Clxcy)
_______
Just make sure you use something short like TinyURL or Bitly.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:33 PM (WqPYg)
She informed me his being in Afghanistan was no excuse, and he'd better have his CO email a copy of his orders toot sweet, or "we can make things difficult for him when he comes home."
I had a nice chat with my Congressman Jack Kingston, and got that taken care of. And son's CO pretty much told him, "F*** that bitch. We're fighting ragheads over here. I don't have time." Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dagny at January 09, 2020 07:33 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: dagny at January 09, 2020 07:31 PM (nRWPy)
yes, I understand.
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:34 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, trying not to be Unemployed in Greenland at January 09, 2020 07:34 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2020 07:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:34 PM
I went to the post office for mine.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:34 PM (iBBEC)
have changed their gender to female can file a claim for an exemption
from military service if they receive an order to report for examination
or induction.
***
Well, that's one way to get a bunch of trannies in a hurry if we bring back the draft.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2020 07:34 PM (WdocV)
days of any changes to any of the information they provided on their
registration cards, such as a change of address
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)
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Holy crap! I've probably had 20 addresses (in 40 years) since then and never notified them. I'll go to jail before any of the unindicted coup conspirators ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: dagny at January 09, 2020 07:31 PM (nRWPy)
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Here in Virginia you check something off when you get your drivers license and they register you automatically when you turn 18. But my son had to check the box. This was last year.
Can't remember for my older son but probably the same.
Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: bluebell
This is decidedly so
Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (32YRo)
Blah ... Blah ... Fucking Blah.
Honestly - sign yours up. I insist. Tell 'em the whole way how "it's the law".
Make sure and quote it - just like that. We're sitting this one out.
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (zKN+K)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (3DZIZ)
And if you don't, Yale, there goes any Federal funding you might have.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: runner
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Fight the Patriarchy!!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (Y4EXg)
A true American Horror Story.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (ptqGC)
Today I left at 11 for a full day of being gone.
Me to Hubby: "At noon, put the crock of chili in the crockpot at 1 pm. Here's how you set it *shows him how to select temp and time*
Him: Got it! (he even redid the steps I showed him)
Me walking in the door at 5 pm....
-_-
Seriously? You had ONE job.
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 07:36 PM (90T4r)
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Pfffttt...you say that like its weird or something.
Posted by: Reggie Love at January 09, 2020 07:36 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2020 07:37 PM (Q43LA)
Of course you are, it's an Admiralty Court after all. You can tell by the fringe on the flag.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2020 07:37 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2020 07:37 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:37 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:37 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (WqPYg)
lol, ooops !
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)
NO, you'll put them in the air right now
_and they did
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 07:37 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 09, 2020 07:38 PM (myjNJ)
Well, they used to, but he got a missile thru his head.
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2020 07:38 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: x at January 09, 2020 07:38 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Tami
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Wasn't that terrific? LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2020 07:38 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (zKN+K)
OK
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)
That's great. My publicist just told me where Nigeria was. Hell I wanna go there!
Posted by: Cardi B at January 09, 2020 07:39 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:39 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2020 07:39 PM (Y4EXg)
He just picked up The Hammer and dropped it again!
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:39 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: x at January 09, 2020 07:39 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 07:39 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2020 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)
That's great. My publicist just told me where Nigeria was. Hell I wanna go there!
Posted by: Cardi B at January 09, 2020 07:39 PM (WdocV)
Al Shabaab is gonna have FUN with you, snowflake!
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2020 07:40 PM (90T4r)
I don't believe they ever found those fifteen million kids that went
missing when SS#s began being required for dependents on the tax forms.
A true American Horror Story.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (yQpMk)
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And what about all those who got SS#s for their dogs and cats so they could keep declaring them as dependents?
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:40 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:35 PM (zKN+K)
Thank you for your service.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 09, 2020 07:40 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: MSN at January 09, 2020 07:40 PM (Hy17z)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:36 PM (cF8AT)
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Heh. Quit dementia-shaming us older folks!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:41 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Chris Mathews at January 09, 2020 07:41 PM (NbRJx)
first husband passed away. He received a jury duty notice. I called
three times before they finally got the point...... He's dead and you
can't arrest him or find him.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 09, 2020 07:38 PM (myjNJ)
I am so sorry you went through that. Yeah, I was already stressed over son's deployment and knowing he wasn't sitting at a desk behind the wire, and then dealing with the jury woman was icing on the cake.
She regretted pissing me off.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
And then it was sent pony express to DC.
BTDT.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 07:41 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Yeah.
Sometimes - it takes a little bit of reinforcement. For you. All you have to do is throw the stupid paperwork away. You don't have to do what the note in the mail tells you to do.
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:41 PM (zKN+K)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 07:41 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 09, 2020 07:42 PM (xXx5y)
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The Egg Bowl's gonna be yuge!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 09, 2020 07:29 PM (sWM8x)
this is a good thought.
*smiles*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: tubal
Equality. Is. A. Stone. Cold. Bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 07:42 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: Chris Mathews at January 09, 2020 07:41 PM
Know who else was popular? Elvis!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:42 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)
268
OMG...a guy behind Trump just double pumped the finger to the press!
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:37 PM (cF8AT)
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LOL. Dems add new Article of Impeachment!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:42 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 09, 2020 07:42 PM (Ngu2d)
I remember when I registered, made me kinda proud, or kinda of adultish.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 09, 2020 07:42 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Chris Mathews at January 09, 2020 07:41 PM
Scared all the lattes will be gone before he gets one.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 09, 2020 07:43 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2020 07:37 PM (yQpMk)
Please don't bother this person while he/she/it is exercising the right to travel as a free citizen under section 4 of the articles of confederation.
Posted by: Huh what? at January 09, 2020 07:43 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:43 PM (dGzLr)
Epic!
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 09, 2020 07:42 PM
I'm waiting for Soleimani to come up. The roof is going to blow off.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 07:43 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 09, 2020 07:43 PM
You misspelled bourbon.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:44 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Tami
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Wasn't that terrific? LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2020 07:38 PM (Y4EXg)
It was the bearded guy in the red hat and red shirt who is in between the guy with the white USA hat and the guy with the grey t-shirt; they are to Trump's right (the viewer's left). Dude is chewing gum.
Looks like he's starting to get phone messages.
Posted by: Vendette at January 09, 2020 07:44 PM (pXNaM)
I can't imagine being all morally superior for ignoring a requirement to register for that.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (PqW03)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)
have his CO email a copy of his orders toot sweet, or "we can make
things difficult for him when he comes home."
Training to be a guard in the reeducation camps.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (JFO2v)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (WoTx5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (Ngu2d)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 09, 2020
When I registered I had two brothers in Vietnam and a cousin in the Hanoi Hilton. It was a proud if sobering moment.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (K8gH+)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 09, 2020 07:42 PM (4thlk)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2020 07:46 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 07:46 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: MSN at January 09, 2020 07:46 PM (Hy17z)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 09, 2020 07:42 PM (4thlk)
Me too. Kind of felt like a first step into manhood for me. Had a few buddies who were less ready to do it, but most did anyway.
Dad said later, so when you joining the Corps?
A couple years later I enlisted in the Army. Had to rebel somehow.
Dad said, At least it wasn't the Air Force.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 09, 2020 07:46 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: tubal"
That is exactly the the type of misogynistic oppression from the patriarchy that feminists are fighting heroically and fearlessly.
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2020 07:46 PM (NbRJx)
Greatest Troll, Comedian and President.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (Ngu2d)
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Smarter and funnier than every late-night so-called "comedian" combined.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:46 PM (WqPYg)
hey, Tonypete
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 09, 2020 07:46 PM (WoTx5)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 09, 2020 07:47 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 07:47 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 07:42 PM (nQpdK)
Have you watched a movie lately ?
I saw a school bus of middle school girls enter the food court at the mall here - and just about shit my pants. Two magazines won't save me from that.
Maybe they'll end me quick.
Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 07:47 PM (zKN+K)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:40 PM (WqPYg)
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My CPA has stories about that.
He was not amused, in the slightest.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 09, 2020 07:47 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 09, 2020 07:47 PM (PqW03)
Space Operations Command
SPOC
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (7cJE3)
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They need to come up with something related so we can have a KIRK acronym as well..
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:48 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:48 PM (WqPYg)
Annnnnd GO!
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 07:48 PM (AMIL/)
In my ongoing experiments with Google Search, here is an interesting exercise. As you may know, in Google Search, you can exclude results from a targeted website, such as excluding CNN from a search about Trump, thusly in Google Search bar: "Trump -site:cnn.com"
So, I have a WIP snippet excluding results from known Leftist websites. It is, enter your search term and then add: " -site:cnn.com -site:nytimes.com -site:washingtonpost.com -site:cnbc.com -site:nbcnews.com -site:usatoday.com -site:salon.com -site:latimes.com -site:msn.com -site:newyorker.com -site:abcnews.com -site:cbsnews.com -site:vanityfair.com -site:abcnews.go.com -site:bloomberg.com -site:independent.co.uk.com -site:newyorker.com -site:reuters.com -site:mediaite.com -site:pbs.org -site:latimes.com -site:vox.com -site:slate.com -site:motherjones.com -site:mediamatter.com -site:politifact.com -site:atlantic.com -site:buzzfeednews.com -site:politico.com -site:huffpost.com -site:npr.com"
Call this snippet the "No Prog Search Result Snippet." It produces interesting results. If you search "Trump [No Prog Search Result Snippet]," for example, you get no search results from ANY Foxnews.com, even though it isn't in the list. Further evidence that Google is substantially goosing Search results (the snippet doesn't play nice with whatever they have going on in the background....)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 09, 2020 07:48 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 07:49 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2020 07:49 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2020 07:49 PM (fOH6p)
Blowing off steam with a helluva lot of good friends.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 09, 2020 07:49 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 07:49 PM (C1Lsn)
SPOC
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (7cJE3)
That's a good one.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 07:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:48 PM (WqPYg)
Shatner's on the outer space passenger list.
Virgin I think.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 07:50 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2020 07:49 PM
Her maze shake brings all the boys to the yard..
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 07:50 PM (iBBEC)
In my ongoing experiments with Google Search, here is an interesting exercise. As you may know, in Google Search, you can exclude results from a targeted website, such as excluding CNN from a search about Trump, thusly in Google Search bar: "Trump -site:cnn.com"
So, I have a WIP snippet excluding results from known Leftist websites. It is, enter your search term and then add: " -site:cnn.com -site:nytimes.com -site:washingtonpost.com -site:cnbc.com -site:nbcnews.com -site:usatoday.com -site:salon.com -site:latimes.com -site:msn.com -site:newyorker.com -site:abcnews.com -site:cbsnews.com -site:vanityfair.com -site:abcnews.go.com -site:bloomberg.com -site:independent.co.uk.com -site:newyorker.com -site:reuters.com -site:mediaite.com -site:pbs.org -site:latimes.com -site:vox.com -site:slate.com -site:motherjones.com -site:mediamatter.com -site:politifact.com -site:atlantic.com -site:buzzfeednews.com -site:politico.com -site:huffpost.com -site:npr.com"
Call this snippet the "No Prog Search Result Snippet." It produces interesting results. If you search "Trump [No Prog Search Result Snippet]," for example, you get no search results from ANY Foxnews.com, even though it isn't in the list. Further evidence that Google is substantially goosing Search results (the snippet doesn't play nice with whatever they have going on in the background....)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 09, 2020 07:48 PM (DRgs
Or you could use Bing.
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2020 07:50 PM (Q43LA)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 09, 2020 07:50 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2020 07:50 PM (fOH6p)
Posted by: tubal"
That is exactly the the type of misogynistic oppression from the patriarchy that feminists are fighting heroically and fearlessly.
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2020 07:46 PM (NbRJx)
Yes, because clearly treating Women equally would, in this case, be Sexist!
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 09, 2020 07:51 PM (NgKpN)
AoS Fun Fact:
There's a little-known 1,000 Comment Rule.
After 1,000 'ments, we trade noods and speak in our native tongue.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:51 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:51 PM (cF8AT)
They really have no idea who they're dealing with, either with Trump or a revived military.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 07:51 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 09, 2020 07:52 PM (nRc8Q)
Blowing off steam with a helluva lot of good friends.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 09, 2020 07:49 PM (xPJvm)
Plus, he gets to escape the DC snakepit and connect with ordinary people. And he's superb at it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 09, 2020 07:52 PM (d6Ksn)
KAG won hands down.
Posted by: Tami
KEG.
Keep Everything Going.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 07:52 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 07:52 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:48 PM (WqPYg)
Seriously. If my middle school Granddaughter, who this Christmas informed her SJW parents that she identified as a mermaid and her pronouns were Her/Royal Highness joined I would die a happy woman.
Posted by: MSN at January 09, 2020 07:52 PM (Hy17z)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 07:53 PM (M0u+N)
Fuck Obama
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2020 07:53 PM (JFO2v)
Blowing off steam with a helluva lot of good friends.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 09, 2020 07:49 PM (xPJvm)
He had a meeting with our military - no officers allowed.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 07:53 PM (7cJE3)
There's a little-known 1,000 Comment Rule.
After 1,000 'ments, we trade noods and speak in our native tongue.
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:51 PM
We sing songs from the musical Briganood.
You take the high post
I'll take the low post
and I'll be in the barrel afore yea
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (dGzLr)
They were just he........
Dammit Hunter not those put that shit away!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (Q43LA)
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Indeed, but when speaking of the #1 search engine (by far), this kind of psyop needs to be brought too light. Google is using search to effect political outcomes, and there are LOTS of people that don't visit ace.mu.nu that may be looking for info on, say, Virginia gun control, and they won't find anything except agitprop from Progressives.... But we all already knew this, on issues like Trump and 2nd amendment.
But how deep does Google's WrongThink tinkering go? I'm scared of the answer.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (DRgs8)
Ace's waifu Demi Rose is nekkid on a swing:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7870261
That's an extra wide swing for dat ginormous azz.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: unperson at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: ryukyu at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (vKhgw)
Posted by: Chris M at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Chris Mathews at January 09, 2020 07:41 PM
Scared all the lattes will be gone before he gets one.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 09, 2020 07:43 PM (I99aF)
Toledo is mostly white. Sorry Chris, Trump doesn't simply import token POC to make his rallies look woke.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (nRc8Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 07:51 PM
Not OUR noods. Other people's noods.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2020 07:55 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2020 07:55 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 07:56 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 07:56 PM (C1Lsn)
There's a little-known 1,000 Comment Rule.
After 1,000 'ments, we trade noods and speak in our native tongue.
Posted by: Soothsayer
naDevvo' yIghoS
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 07:56 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2020 07:49 PM
Liz's Indian name is Dances with Wolves of Wall Street.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 07:56 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (DRgs
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Don't know if it's possible, but would be cool if you put your filter into some kind of code for browsers that people could then add-on.
It's a good idea. I only use Google as a last resort because (unfortunately) I will find what I'm looking for using it and no others. And I do use the + and - and double-quoted string terms (like an SQL query) for searching, which is highly effective.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:57 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 09, 2020 07:58 PM (PqW03)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 07:58 PM (RueoN)
The House approved the Iran War Powers resolution with the support of three Republicans. Republicans Reps. Matt Gaetz and Francis Rooney of Florida, as well as Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky, all crossed party lines to vote in favor of the resolution.
Gaetz!?! Gaetz?!
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 07:58 PM (cF8AT)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4amunqe
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2020 07:58 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 09, 2020 07:59 PM (PqW03)
Medical Command, Celestial Orbiting Yacht
Posted by: unperson at January 09, 2020 07:54 PM (SENHs)
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Nice!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 07:59 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2020 07:45 PM (K8gH+)
God bless you and yours.
I have a third cousin on my dad's side who was at the Hanoi Hilton. He was one of the last POWs released. He and your cousin may have known each other.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 09, 2020 07:59 PM (xPJvm)
It took awhile for Reagan to the military back in shape. From about 1972 - 1982, it was a big mess.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2020 08:00 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2020 08:01 PM (LWW4k)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 08:01 PM (M0u+N)
Kinetic Infantry Regiment, Kilo
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 09, 2020 07:58 PM (PqW03)
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Excellent! The K's make it hard ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 08:01 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:01 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 09, 2020 08:01 PM (Q43LA)
Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2020 08:02 PM (LWW4k)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:02 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 09, 2020 08:03 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 09, 2020 08:03 PM (m/eiQ)
Posted by: unperson at January 09, 2020 08:03 PM (SENHs)
Their kind must never be allowed to rise again.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2020 08:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 08:04 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 07:56 PM (C1Lsn)
^^^ THIS ^^^
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 09, 2020 08:04 PM (9p0cQ)
Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2020 08:04 PM (aS7LQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 08:05 PM (C1Lsn)
of these rallies,and say "We have a big problem down in (fill in blank).
Now look, anybody who can do it without hardship to family, saddle up,
we march at dawn". He would have an 80% positive response.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 07:56 PM (C1Lsn)
^^^ THIS ^^^
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 09, 2020 08:04 PM (9p0cQ)
Our son and his vet buddies call that the "boog."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mish Assassin at January 09, 2020 08:05 PM (Q43LA)
Here comes Mayor Pete
Right down lovers lane
He's not.a downer
He's not blitzen
Comin' down lovers lane
Here comes Mayor Pete
Here comes Mayor Pete
Right down lovers lane
Posted by: Barry at January 09, 2020 08:05 PM (7cJE3)
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Makes no sense. A mistake maybe?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 09, 2020 08:06 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2020 08:06 PM (fOH6p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2020 08:06 PM (LWW4k)
You've got friends in grey boxes that care, keep on keeping on the good road!
Gonna have to figure out how to swap IRL email or number, I'm a good listener.
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 09, 2020 08:06 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2020 08:04 PM (yQpMk)"
Truth. Banishing them politically isn't enough. They need to be humiliated and we should make them wear a badge of shame for eternity. After we throat punch them.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 09, 2020 08:06 PM (m/eiQ)
Posted by: Tami
It's short for Mayor Peter Puffer
Posted by: Buttedge at January 09, 2020 08:07 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 09, 2020 08:07 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2020 08:08 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 09, 2020 08:09 PM (m/eiQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2020 08:09 PM (fOH6p)
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I thought it must be a mistake, but it isn't. I just read his justification at Fox News. It doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 09, 2020 08:09 PM (sWM8x)
I always read it as 'butt gig'
Posted by: DB at January 09, 2020 08:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
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Big Igloo
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 09, 2020 08:09 PM (9p0cQ)
. Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 09, 2020 08:09 PM (qSCcj)
...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4amunqe
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2020 07:58 PM (EUDB2)
Harris county was RED and documented low crime
until OBAMA along with SOROS
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:10 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 08:10 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Danny Trujillo at January 09, 2020 08:10 PM (fOH6p)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 08:10 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2020 08:11 PM (aS7LQ)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 09, 2020 08:11 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 08:11 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:11 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2020 08:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 09, 2020 08:11 PM (APr+B)
Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2020 08:11 PM (LWW4k)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 09, 2020 08:11 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 08:11 PM (M0u+N)
He moved into doing more and more recon work, but since he wasn't carrying weapons, he said this got him one of the worst jobs in the entire war. He said for a while they gave him a camera, and put him with a pilot into a little unarmed Cessna. Their job was to fly low and slow over the jungle, and he was supposed to take pictures of any NVA that started shooting at them. Yep, they were bait, nothing more. If he made it back to base alive, then they'd call in a strike.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2020 08:11 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Infidel at January 09, 2020 08:12 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 09, 2020 07:52 PM (nRc8Q)
The talking heads on Progda tell me Trump is losing his popularity.
This proves it.
*Chris Matthews logic.*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 08:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 09, 2020 08:12 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 08:12 PM (dGzLr)
I hate the media.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 09, 2020 08:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 08:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 09, 2020 08:13 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 08:13 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 09, 2020 08:13 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Braenyard
This shore and the blatant catch and release of violent criminals is going to begat def squadz and star chambers. That's a slippery slope that the progtard dems haven't fully figured out the calculus on.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2020 08:14 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:14 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 09, 2020 08:14 PM (m/eiQ)
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 08:15 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2020 08:15 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 09, 2020 08:11 PM (APr+B)
Sounds like a Progressive-imposed rule is coming, to go along with the "you cannot investigate a Democrat running for office" rule:
A Republican President cannot kill a terrorist who's killed Americans, if he's really popular in his sh!thole country.
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 08:15 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2020 08:16 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 07:56 PM (M0u+N)
When Demi Rose sits around your face, you die a horrible death.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 08:16 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: tbodie at January 09, 2020 08:16 PM (LWW4k)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 09, 2020 08:17 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 09, 2020 08:18 PM (xXx5y)
Is this what America really is?
Posted by Ace
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Yes. The least we can do is not look away.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 09, 2020 08:18 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:18 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2020 08:18 PM (Q43LA)
I honestly think our President could arrive at one of these rallies,and
say "We have a big problem down in (fill in blank). Now look, anybody
who can do it without hardship to family, saddle up, we march at dawn".
He would have an 80% positive response.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 07:56 PM (C1Lsn)
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I've been asking for decades "Where is John Galt?" Trump could be the answer to that question if he really wanted to use the power he possesses now.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 08:18 PM (WqPYg)
Along with general ham, general mayo, general onions, general black olives, general cheese and general pickles.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 08:18 PM (nQpdK)
Ok, I'd better stop before I get all sappy.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 09, 2020 08:19 PM (qSCcj)
Posted by: American Farmers at January 09, 2020 08:19 PM (7cJE3)
Along with general ham, general mayo, general onions, general black olives, general cheese and general pickles.
Posted by: rickb223
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And now he's toast!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2020 08:19 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2020 08:19 PM (aS7LQ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January
Didn't they need to figure out who he was before they figured out where he was?
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 08:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2020 08:20 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 08:20 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 09, 2020 08:13 PM (Dhht7)
Matt Gaetz is setting up for 2024, either as a Senator from FL, or an alternative to Race Bannon.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 08:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:20 PM (7cJE3)
But when he lines up rows of men maimed by Sulemani IED's and explains unfiltered to America who he was, you're gonna actually feel *embarrassed* for these assholes.
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2020 08:21 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 09, 2020 08:21 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 07:48 PM (AMIL/)
If Trump goes down, Nanzi runs the show either way. Pence wouldnt challenge the deep-state-media complex.
Posted by: El Fucko at January 09, 2020 08:21 PM (VW1f6)
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2020 08:21 PM (uEbPt)
Unpossible
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:22 PM (cF8AT)
Back to watching golf. Hawaii looks nice.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2020 08:23 PM (7iuSy)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 09, 2020 08:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Tucker is a product of the liberal arts college hyper cool thinking (he went to Trinity College) - the "man" is out to draft you and get you killed in some needless Vietnam!
They all relive this as if it happened to them and not their parents. He needs to really calm down with the "I'm with Jane Fonda!" pacifism - might get him drinks at the bar in Georgetown - but the rest of us its just childish fear of the bogey man in the closet stuff.
Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2020 08:24 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Tonypete
And thanks to the demise of NAFTA, he couldn't even afford avocado.
The humanity!!
Posted by: MSN at January 09, 2020 08:24 PM (Hy17z)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 09, 2020 08:24 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Toni at January 09, 2020 08:24 PM (RdRuc)
Posted by: Ladyl
Still on.
https://youtu.be/zDE2KG0mIGw
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2020 08:25 PM (Y4EXg)
not only condemn it with a passion but twist logic, history and
observable truth out of all natural shape. And they think this will
work, will sell to people? I don't think they even rationalize to that
degree anymore. They're caught in a psychotic spiral.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 09, 2020 08:21 PM (H8QX
No. It's not psychotic. It is strategic, planned marketing, propaganda and persuasion. A battle for the human mind. The Big Lie was unfortunately not a fantasy cooked up by someone who'd had a mental breakdown.
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2020 08:25 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2020 08:21 PM (uEbPt)
nope, waaaaay to p.o.'d to feel anything else about those assholes
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 09, 2020 08:26 PM (48RE5)
IED's and explains unfiltered to America who he was you're gonna
actually feel *embarrassed* for these assholes.
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2020 08:21 PM (uEbPt)
Unpossible
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:22 PM (cF8AT)
Note I didn't say you'd feel bad, or bad for them. But Trump will force you to identify the shame they have brought on themselves. It will be utterly impossible NOT to.
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2020 08:27 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 09, 2020 08:26 PM (48RE5)
If it makes you feel better, I'm pissed off at them for the first time in years. I'd gotten way past what these subhuman shitstains of rank garbage are but somehow with this Iran shit they've managed to jangle me again.
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2020 08:29 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 09, 2020 08:29 PM (m/eiQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:31 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 08:31 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 09, 2020 08:29 PM (m/eiQ)
So does CSpan2
Posted by: Vendette at January 09, 2020 08:31 PM (pXNaM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzePH6z5c2A
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 09, 2020 08:32 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2020 08:25 PM (uEbPt)
We're beyond the calculated Big Lie. The core and force of that remains but we're in the realm of emotional and intellectual fracture at this point. Trump has cracked the edifice of their psyches, of the Big Lie.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 09, 2020 08:32 PM (H8QX8)
IT turned into a big nothing burger
JJ super sadz
Posted by: Kurt at January 09, 2020 08:33 PM (bjMvS)
Problem is they are the same one's that brought out that Gillette ad.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:34 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Infidel at January 09, 2020 08:35 PM (MTxDQ)
Meghan Markle reportedly returns to Canada amid royal turmoil.
@DailyMailUK
EXCLUSIVE: Meghan flees to Canada where she left baby Archie with nanny and leaves Harry to deal with fallout https://trib.al/CgOeOQL
====
I give this marriage less than 2 more years.
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2020 08:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Kurt at January 09, 2020 08:33 PM (bjMvS)
Hey dumbfvck, how is the market doing for you these days? Still the end of the world asswipe? You huddled up with Krugman looking at his kiddie pron?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 08:36 PM (a4xU3)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2020 08:36 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT)
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You misspelled months.
Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT)
We all know what happens when The Queen doesn't like one of her boy's wives.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 08:37 PM (FIhRE)
Hey dumbfvck, how is the market doing for you these days? Still the end of the world asswipe? You huddled up with Krugman looking at his kiddie pron?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 08:36 PM (a4xU3)
He supplied the kiddie porn to Krugman. From his own stash.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 08:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2020 08:37 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at January 09, 2020 08:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)
I worded it such to include anywhere from 1 day to 24 months.
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 09, 2020 08:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 08:37 PM (FIhRE)
Off with her `ed.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:38 PM (7cJE3)
And then he met the Hollywood starlet, who has lived off getting her face and name in the media.
She's ruined him.
Yep, I don't think their marriage will last very long.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2020 08:39 PM (yQpMk)
JJ super sadz
Posted by: Kurt
Wut? DOJ hasn't wound down anything - step away from the crack pipe, dude.
Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 08:41 PM (FIhRE)
FBN
CSpan
CSpan 2
OANN
ask yourself which of these outlets you most wish to succeed
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2020 08:41 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
I'm glad you didn't hit it--I love possums!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 09, 2020 08:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (FTlwv)
A right royal cash in! How Prince Harry and Meghan Markle trademarked over 100 items from hoodies to socks SIX MONTHS before split with monarchy - with new empire worth up to 400m
https://tinyurl.com/vwamhak
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
I almost hit a red fox this morning.
I yelled Get off the road ya big dummy!
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (Q43LA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)
Basically commercializing themselves. Oh, and taking advantage of all the freebies they can get from their celebrity friends.
Posted by: Vendette at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (pXNaM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
I'm glad you didn't hit it--I love possums!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 09, 2020 08:41 PM (TdMsT)
Well, you can keep 'em. I just didn't want possum bits on my tires.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Kurt
Wut? DOJ hasn't wound down anything - step away from the crack pipe, dude.
Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM
Kurt got it mixed up with Hillary's exoskeleton winding down. Huma's knuckles must be sore from all the winding and rewinding.
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
I almost hit a red fox this morning.
I yelled Get off the road ya big dummy!
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (Q43LA)
Lamont!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 09, 2020 08:43 PM (Wmzqz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
I'm glad you didn't hit it--I love possums!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 09, 2020 08:41 PM (TdMsT)
Ewwww! I loathe those things. Why are they even necessary?
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/v52ra9q
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (ptqGC)
Adorable!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 09, 2020 08:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 09, 2020 08:45 PM (ufFY8)
Ewwww! I loathe those things. Why are they even necessary?
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT)
They eat of lot of things I dislike more than possums.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 08:45 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 09, 2020 08:43 PM (Wmzqz)
Ewwwww, just think of all the diseases! And she's probably catch something from Kurt too!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2020 08:45 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)
Cash in on their fame. But not being royals any more that will fade fast
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 08:45 PM (a4xU3)
Ewwww! I loathe those things. Why are they even necessary?
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT)
It's our only marsupial. I think they're super cute.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 09, 2020 08:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2020 08:46 PM (aKxkI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2020 08:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: THIS is CNN at January 09, 2020 08:47 PM (9X60i)
Ewwww! I loathe those things. Why are they even necessary?
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT)
It's our only marsupial. I think they're super cute.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 09, 2020 08:45 PM (TdMsT)
Boil them in a pot and they're marsoupials.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2020 08:45 PM (786Ro)
Possums, my ass. HEY! OUCH! Get away!
Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 09, 2020 08:47 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 09, 2020 08:47 PM (FTlwv)
A right royal cash in! How Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
trademarked over 100 items from hoodies to socks SIX MONTHS before split
with monarchy - with new empire worth up to 400m
https://tinyurl.com/vwamhak
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:42 PM (cF8AT)
The Limey Kartrashians.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 08:48 PM (a4xU3)
Ohio is the place that donated two cannons to the Texians to fight Mexico.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:48 PM (7cJE3)
Answer: With fifty, this American marsupial has the most teeth of any mammal.
Question: What is the Opossum?
Posted by: zmdavid at January 09, 2020 08:48 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 09, 2020 08:48 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2020 08:48 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
Oh you.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 09, 2020 08:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 09, 2020 08:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT)
They eat of lot of things I dislike more than possums.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 08:45 PM (FIhRE)
Like armadillo shit.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2020 08:49 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2020 08:49 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 09, 2020 08:49 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 08:48 PM (a4xU3)
Exactly.
Wonder who is paying for the nanny in Canada that they left the baby with?
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:50 PM (cF8AT)
So, let's see...you were sixth in line to the throne.. So you're like the Jerry Yang of royalty. Awesome. Medium coffee, please.
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2020 08:50 PM (Ry8mf)
Duchess Sparkles wants to become the Royal Kardashians.
Don't worry, up with that Her Majesty will not put. She will cut them off before she'll allow some royal reality show.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 09, 2020 08:50 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 08:50 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2020 08:50 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 09, 2020 08:51 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 09, 2020 08:49 PM (48RE5)
To protect you from Trump'zzzzzzzzzz,
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:51 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Paul Krugman
Errr, we found no evidence of that.
Posted by: CrowdStrike at January 09, 2020 08:51 PM (Ry8mf)
But in fairness he also droned American children on purpose.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 09, 2020 08:51 PM (Ndje9)
Apparently, the US doesn't have possums, we have opossums. And opossums are marsupials and immune to rabies, although they can carry it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2020 08:51 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 08:52 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)
Cash in on their fame. But not being royals any more that will fade fast
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 08:45 PM (a4xU3)
But after the pile of cash is over a hundred million, does it really matter?
They kissed off the invitations to the Palace with their latest move.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 08:52 PM (sy5kK)
Apparently, the US doesn't have possums, we have opossums. And opossums are marsupials and immune to rabies, although they can carry it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2020 08:51 PM (+0AKE)
That's impossumble.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)
And they don't get rabies.
Our barn cats deal with them with respect. Not so much with 'coons.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2020 08:53 PM (3H9h1)
Forget it Jake, it's Britaintown.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 08:53 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:53 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January
I am good with that, that is the deal, it should be more.
Better than wasting it on gov.
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (HALdu)
If Meggie Sparkes and Harry are going to be the Royal Kardasshians, then maybe Harry will be Bruce.
He will become the world's first trans-princess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (f1Vqw)
them a generous allowance, like the one given to her Nazi-sympathizer
uncle.
Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2020 08:49 PM (/669Q)
Considering she told him not to announce anything until it was all worked out and they ignored her, I'd say the odds of that have been drastically reduced.
Posted by: Vendette at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (pXNaM)
there was a time when South America was the big marsupial continent but Panama and the interchange stopped that
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (Wmzqz)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (+0AKE)
Which, the possums, or Meghan and Harry?
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (dOV9E)
And they don't get rabies.
Our barn cats deal with them with respect. Not so much with 'coons.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2020 08:53 PM (3H9h1)
Yup...harmless cousin to the kangaroo. Be nice to possums and they will be nice to you.
And when the SHTF, you can eat them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2020 08:55 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2020 08:50 PM (l3+k2)
dude....
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)
{{{Ladyl}}}
Your pro-possum proclivities perplex me!
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar at January 09, 2020 08:55 PM (+00Vt)
Apparently, the US doesn't have possums, we have opossums. And opossums are marsupials and immune to rabies, although they can carry it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Biggest reason 99% don't carry rabies?
Their body temp is too low to incubate the disease.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 08:55 PM (nQpdK)
Trish Reagan may be a neverTrumper, but I still like to stare and dream.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (sy5kK)
Trish Reagan is far from a NT! Where'd you hear that?
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:55 PM (cF8AT)
https://t.co/UVlX6KKtfO
According to the document, on January 8, 2020, the Yuma Sector Operations Center received information from HSI about a previously deported Guatemalan national named "..." who is allegedly leading a group of four Middle Eastern males and one female to the U.S. from Mexico. The female is described as a "suspected suicide bomber."
The report stated that according to HSI, the group already traveled through Guatemala, Belize, and is currently in Veracruz, Mexico. The described group is expected to travel to San Luis Rio Colorado in the Mexican state of Sonora, just south of Arizona.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 09, 2020 08:55 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (NSFCQ)
Drama queens both of 'em.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (3H9h1)
568 They are also immune to the venom of many snakes found in the US.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (+0AKE)
Which, the possums, or Meghan and Harry?
_____________________
Opossums. I care nothing for inbred royal pedos.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 08:52 PM (FIhRE)
Yeah, while our actors, actresses, and athletes live on EBT.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (FXaFS)
Now she's separating Harry from his.
She'll pay for this at some point.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (sWM8x)
'Merica!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (2B9A/)
Divine Right Of Kings. there is literature on that.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (Wmzqz)
Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (NSFCQ)
So now TWO people support him? It's a 100% jump!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 08:57 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (NSFCQ)
Because he's running ads out the wazoo.
Here in the DC Metro area the only person running more ads is Bloomberg.
Posted by: Vendette at January 09, 2020 08:57 PM (pXNaM)
Posted by: Vendette at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (pXNaM)
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Good point. But, I expect she will dangle allowance in front of them and say if you want this, here are the terms. And then lay out what she doesn't want them to do. They do it, they lose the loot.
Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2020 08:57 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (sy5kK)
Trish Reagan is far from a NT! Where'd you hear that?
Posted by: Tami at January
she is anti-gun
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 08:57 PM (HALdu)
Yeah, while our actors, actresses, and athletes live on EBT.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (FXaFS)
Yeah, but the royal stipend comes from taxes. That would...wait for it...wait....royally piss me off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 08:58 PM (FIhRE)
Trish Reagan may be a neverTrumper, but I still like to stare and dream.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 08:54 PM (sy5kK)
Trish Reagan is far from a NT! Where'd you hear that?
Posted by: Tami at January 09, 2020 08:55 PM (cF8AT)
A few months back, she was speaking like she had a CNN anchor spot. Can't remember specifically the issue, I just focused on her *ahem* other qualities, combining with my imagination.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 08:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2020 08:58 PM (Y274z)
Drama queens both of 'em.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (3H9h1)
Nah. Duchess Sparkles will hose him, probably balling some lowlife, and then "writing" a tell-all book.
Book it. She's trash, and trash will always out, sooner or later.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 08:58 PM (FXaFS)
I happily submit to our new Opossum overlords!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2020 08:58 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: jmel at January 09, 2020 08:59 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 09, 2020 08:59 PM (C1Lsn)
Lift the lid and there's a dead (ha) opossum.
Rake him into a tow sack, carry him off a mile, dump him and the next evening there he was - in the barrel.
Carried him off again and started clamping the lids with those metal bands. Let the "good" snakes nest in the hay. - no rats.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 08:59 PM (7cJE3)
Here in the DC Metro area the only person running more ads is Bloomberg.
Posted by: Vendette at January 09, 2020 08:57 PM (p
The ad spending by Steyer and Bloomberg are mind numbing.
Bloomberg is #1 by far and he just announced.
It's unreal.
Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2020 08:59 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 08:58 PM (FIhRE)
Fair enough. Same here. Then how about PBS/NPR?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:00 PM (FXaFS)
she is anti-gun
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 08:57 PM (HALdu)
yes, that was the issue. there was another one, too, but again, her soft, warm face, inviting and mysterious eyes, and her glorious red hair, and, ... what were we talking about again?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2020 09:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Prince Charles at January 09, 2020 09:00 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: jmel at January 09, 2020 08:59 PM (OeWgo)
No. Just no.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: jmel at January 09, 2020 08:59 PM (OeWgo)
There's a perfume named, "Psycho?"
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2020 09:02 PM (l3+k2)
https://t.co/UVlX6KKtfO
According to the document, on January 8, 2020, the Yuma Sector Operations Center received information from HSI about a previously deported Guatemalan national named "..." who is allegedly leading a group of four Middle Eastern males and one female to the U.S. from Mexico. The female is described as a "suspected suicide bomber."
Does she know where the California legislature meets?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:02 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:00 PM (FXaFS)
I really, really wanted PDJT to dump federal support for these entities. I have no idea why it's allowed to continue.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 09:02 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January
Most f the stipend comes from crown assets. The royal fam has reduced their take from taxes many times.
got rid of the yacht, and other things.
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:02 PM (HALdu)
A couple of son's buds met Harry and said he was just one of the guys and very cool.
Sparkle seems to have ruined him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 09:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 09, 2020 09:03 PM (Wmzqz)
Posted by: klaftern at January 09, 2020 09:03 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 08:59 PM (ptqGC)
Are they going to visit Kapernik while in the colonies?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 09:03 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2020 09:04 PM (7rVsF)
Tonight on this episode of Wipeout we have two new contestants from Britain.
Posted by: Iranian Colonel at January 09, 2020 09:05 PM (88xKn)
I happily submit to our new Opossum overlords!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
------
Yeah, except they only live about 2 years. Nature's term limit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2020 09:05 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 09:02 PM (FIhRE)
Me too. I used to carpool with a liberal asshole (pardon the pleonasm) who invariably put NPR on the radio when he drove.
Used to piss me off no end. He knew perfectly well that I had ZERO time for liberal crap, and that that's all NPR offers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:05 PM (FXaFS)
Never marry an American woman.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2020 09:04 PM (7rVsF)
Conservative American Women are wonderful. Liberal American Women on the other hand.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 09:06 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2020 08:56 PM (NSFCQ)
What is he at 3% now?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 09:06 PM (CkPuQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2020 09:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Texas women are a different breed.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 09:06 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2020 09:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 09:06 PM
* waves at AlaBAMA *
Posted by: Yoko at January 09, 2020 09:07 PM (DMUuz)
Used to piss me off no end. He knew perfectly well that I had ZERO time for liberal crap, and that that's all NPR offers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:05 PM (FXaFS
Isn't there some election law that says a station with FCC licensing has to play ads from both sides? But yet NPR and PBS are allowed to be blatantly liberal as a federally funded entity.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 09:07 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2020 09:04 PM (7rVsF)
Edward VIII: What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 09:07 PM (CkPuQ)
It's a mixture of gas, broken glass, burnt rubber and smoking flesh. "Ode Dodi"
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2020 09:07 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2020 09:07 PM (M0u+N)
Conservative American Women are wonderful. Liberal American Women on the other hand.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Quite so. Amended.
(N.B. Her Majesty is a Kiwi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2020 09:08 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2020 09:08 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2020 08:58 PM (+0AKE)
You readin' one of those 10 crazy fact listicles about Opossums? #7 will shock you!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 09:08 PM (2B9A/)
Real Housewives of the Bidens
or
Sparkle and Harry: Their Never-ending Love Story
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2020 09:08 PM (VcFUs)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January
week old back cum
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:08 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 09:09 PM (sYDum)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January
week old back cum
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:08 PM (HALdu)
Denounce yourself!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 09:10 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2020 09:10 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 09, 2020 09:10 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:10 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 09:07 PM (FIhRE)
Yeah, I don't get that either. My proposal: well, the first one is to shitcan PBS and NPR entirely, but failing that, to have them run by members of the opposite party to that in the White House.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:11 PM (FXaFS)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January
week old back cum
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:08 PM (HALdu)
Denounce yourself!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January
It is a kate upton thing
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:11 PM (HALdu)
"Red Flag "
https://tinyurl.com/kn38clf
Posted by: DB at January 09, 2020 09:11 PM (iTXRQ)
People today can vote to line their own pockets, ingest illegal and legal drugs and just be layabouts in general spreading STD's and committing the rape.
No "Royalty" needed.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2020 09:11 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:10 PM (dUJdY)
Jewells, I wouldn't be surprised.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 09:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:10 PM (dUJdY)
How long before they're on Jerry Springer?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:11 PM (FXaFS)
He's completely smitten with her. She must give one hell of a blowjob.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:11 PM (dUJdY)
What is he at 3% now?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 09:06 PM (CkPuQ)
15% in SC And 12% in NV.
Posted by: Ha at January 09, 2020 09:12 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:11 PM (FXaFS)
Harry, you are NOT the father!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 09:12 PM (2B9A/)
He's completely smitten with her. She must give one hell of a blowjob.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:11 PM (dUJdY)
No, but she promises to one day.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 09:12 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
2 to 3 in the wild, double in captivity.
(They don't have to contend with predators and cars)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 09:12 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 09:07 PM (FIhRE)
The Fairness Doctrine? Eliminated in 1987, and a good thing, too. The elimination enabled the rise of talk radio and Rush.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
Look at the Kardashians, not to mention the Obamas.
And they'll set up a "charity" (LOL) that will allow them to hire hundreds of minions and will have them travelling all over the world in style!
That way they can reap the rewards of trashy grifting while preaching at the rest of us. Greed and sanctimony!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Shah Shahryar at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (Wmzqz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:11 PM (dUJdY)
Practice makes perfect.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
And will not touch the fact this piece of garbage was an IC/LE asset.
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (8IS1R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)
The scene, 2025.
This just in: police were called to the trailer where Sparkle and Harry lived to break up a domestic dispute.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January
yacht girl
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:14 PM (HALdu)
All the saps investors got burned on this one, like they did in the late 90s because they didn't really understand how any of it worked but were told that woke clickbait was the sure road to wealth.
Well, it wasn't. Particularly if you hire a bunch of crackpot leftist college kids to run the place.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 09:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (dUJdY)
Me too. I'm covering all bets on that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:14 PM (FXaFS)
Otters are cute, they hold hands, use tools and have pockets for their favorite rocks! If I'm to have any animal overlord, it certainly won't be a nasty possum.
All hail the otters!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 09, 2020 09:14 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2020 09:15 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (HALdu)
*fistbump* Also, women.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 09:15 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
They're booked on the Steve Wilkos show first week of March.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 09:15 PM (nQpdK)
All hail the otters!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January
You know about the anal thing?
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:15 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (HALdu)
Once, standing in line, I got a whiff of the perfume of a former girlfriend. Took me back immediately.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:16 PM (FXaFS)
Holy cats. Semi-nudity, hot young bodies....no wonder wine moms and stay at home dads don't know what in the hell is going on in the world.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 09:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2020 09:16 PM (LxTcq)
Does it stay on your mind?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:16 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 09:17 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January
You ever see the cartoon where they show a scent grabbing someone by the nose?
right perfume, right circumstance
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:17 PM (HALdu)
I asked the stripper what the name of the perfume was she was wearing. I really liked it, so I bought it for my girlfriend.
She wasn't my girlfriend after that.
But the stripper worked at the club for a few more years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2020 09:17 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 09:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---
The Spanish language soaps are even hotter! Truly amazing.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2020 09:17 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:16 PM (FXaFS)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 09:18 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (dUJdY)
It's like the launching of multi-stage rocket. As soon as stage "Harry" burns out (looks at watch) and starts falling to earth, she's outta there and onto the next
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:18 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2020 09:18 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 09:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---
The Spanish language soaps are even hotter! Truly amazing.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2020 09:17 PM (Y4EXg)
I once saw some Spanish kids' game show in which one of the hostettes' boobs were practically leaping out of her blouse. Amazing indeed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 09:19 PM (2CWVN)
655 She'll dump his ass. Mark my words.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:13 PM (dUJdY)
It's like the launching of multi-stage rocket. As soon as stage
"Harry" burns out (looks at watch) and starts falling to earth, she's
outta there and onto the next prey husband. Look out Bill Gates/Jeff Bezos.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:18 PM (FXaFS)
Harry's her second husband.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 09:19 PM (ptqGC)
Does it stay on your mind?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January
There are rare instances where I am walking along and get a whiff of some perfume and it nearly snaps your head around.
were you making a windsong reference?
Posted by: not so at January 09, 2020 09:19 PM (HALdu)
Call me crazy! That smell!
Posted by: Buttgig at January 09, 2020 09:19 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:16 PM (FXaFS)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 09:18 PM (2B9A/)
You too?
My question: do chicks realize this, or is it a lucky punch?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:19 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2020 09:19 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 09, 2020 09:20 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2020 09:20 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: jmel at January 09, 2020 09:20 PM (OeWgo)
I do WISH our media didn't prattle on and on about the royals and especially Duchess Meghan. Why would I care? I'm not British. its even more annoying then the blanket coverage for every snowstorm, but snow and road conditions do affect me a bit and I understand the "whee, easy stories to fill airtime"
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 09, 2020 09:20 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 09, 2020 09:20 PM (B+t5k)
Gotta be all kind of downhill after marrying a literal prince, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 09:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 09:19 PM (ptqGC)
Practice makes perfect!
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar at January 09, 2020 09:21 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 09:19 PM (ptqGC)
Exactly. The first stage already burned out. Soon the second stage will burn out, too. It can't take too long, because she'll be coming up on her sell-by date, and she doesn't want to miss the third stage.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:21 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 09:19 PM
Also in Portuguese
Xu Xu Xu, Xa Xa Xa!
Posted by: Brazilian kids show viewers at January 09, 2020 09:21 PM (786Ro)
Everything a woman does is by design and on purpose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 09:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tuna
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict than sometime in the not-too-distant future, Sparkles new nickname will be "Flameout"
Posted by: JT at January 09, 2020 09:22 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2020 09:22 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 09, 2020 09:23 PM (Wmzqz)
Persistent? Like anything else, kind of depends on what you have going on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2020 09:23 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 09, 2020 09:23 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Whoa.
We GOTTA find you a job !
Posted by: JT at January 09, 2020 09:24 PM (arJlL)
Reading an article about these guys, and the skits they made and shows they influenced, I found myself thinking - maybe they are solely responsible for ruining comedy?
Posted by: Chris M at January 09, 2020 09:27 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 09:19 PM (FXaFS)
I dunno. I do not think it is something they do intentionally. They see the effect without grasping the full effect, if you see what I mean.
My theory is that the smell is kind of mixed in with the woman, so really in your mind, the perfume is just a marker. It acts like a bookmark in your mind for her.
So, when I smell that perfume, it draws out everything else. The feel of her skin. Her hair against your nose as you went in to her neck. Her...
I should stop right there before I embarrass myself.
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