Kim Foxx, Jussie Smollett's Defense Attorney -- I'm Sorry, My Mistake, Jussie Smollett's "Prosecutor" --Hires Private Lawyer as State Attorney Investigation Into Her Behavior Heats Up

Isn't she lovely.

With election season in high gear, Cook County State's Attorney Kim Foxx and her office have retained some high-powered legal assistance in the ongoing probe of Foxx's controversial handling of the Jussie Smollett case.

Ruben Castillo, the former chief judge of the Northern District of Illinois and now a partner at the politically connected law firm Akerman, has been helping the stateís attorney's office for the past three months to vet voluminous materials requested by special prosecutor Dan Webb.

I don't know this for a fact, but I'm going to say that "vet" the material requested in the probe actually means "plot and scheme to claim that relevant material is not relevant in order to claim as little material as possible conforms to the special prosecutor's demands."

You don't need a top lawyer to merely comply fully with subpeona requests.

...

In addition, Foxx has brought in well-known Washington, D.C., attorney Michael Bromwich to represent her personally in the Smollett matter, which has become a flashpoint in the Democratic primary.

And... taxypayers are paying for this.

A spokeswoman for Foxx also would not disclose how much Castillo's firm was being paid but said it was not unusual for the office to retain outside legal counsel, particularly in complex civil cases.

A judge has ordered Google to turn over a full year's worth of Jussie Smollett's emails, voicemails, and any other data.

A Cook County judge has ordered Google to turn over Jussie Smollett's emails, photos, location data and private messages for an entire year as part of the special prosecutorís investigation into the purported attack on the actor.

Two sweeping search warrants, obtained by the Chicago Tribune, provide the first public glimpse at the direction of the probe by special prosecutor Dan Webb more than four months into the investigation

Meanwhile, Kim Foxx fundraised with an alderman now indicted for corruption.

And her primary opponent is making an issue of it.

Cook County State's Attorney Kim Foxx's handling of the Jussie Smollett fiasco is already a national joke and embarrassment.

And now, itís getting even worse for Foxx with Bill Conway, her challenger in the March 17 Democratic primary election, publicly pinning notorious and indicted Chicago Ald. Edward Burke, 14th, right on her.

From Smollett to Burke. Uh-oh, Kim.

And this isn't just a matter of being in the same room as a fellow politician.

Oh dear no. Kim Foxx earned Burke's support.

Burke reportedly held a fancy fundraiser for Foxx at his home, and later, a private client of Burke's property tax reduction business received a $2 million property tax break through a settlement with Foxx's office.

And the local governments had to eat it. Who ultimately paid the bill, dear Cook County property taxpayers? Do you really have to ask?

This is your occasional reminder that Kim Foxx -- along with dozens of other leftwingers letting antisemitic arsonists back on the streets -- was bankrolled by George Soros, who realized it would be much cheaper to get dozens of leftwing Marxist pro-crime "prosecutors" elected than to rig elections to get the actual laws changed.


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1 Firth!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 01:07 PM (G546f)

2
I thought she was going to prosecute Paul Krugman...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2020 01:07 PM (zBaqJ)

3 lolgf

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2020 01:07 PM (KUaJL)

4 That Kim Fox drops some pretty big links.

I like her style.

Posted by: Jimmy Dean at January 09, 2020 01:08 PM (PLCcj)

5 Foxxy lawyer lawyers up.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2020 01:08 PM (fK2gX)

6 weird.- some one already nooded

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 01:08 PM (G546f)

7 She has a really inappropriate name.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2020 01:08 PM (YslsA)

8 To counteract Burger King we've come up with 'The Impossible Noose Sub'!

Posted by: Subway Inc. at January 09, 2020 01:08 PM (6VO15)

9 With all this she's a shoo-in for re-election

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 01:08 PM (6XlcD)

10 thought she was moving to nigeria. i get my no talent hookers mixed up all the time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2020 01:08 PM (KP5rU)

11 You can get great lawyers with somebody else's money, apparently.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 09, 2020 01:09 PM (RD7QR)

12 Kim Foxx is the nice lady what looks like Thulsa Doom, yes?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 09, 2020 01:09 PM (xPJvm)

13 Kim Foxxx is a George Soros special. Like a lot of others across the country.

Posted by: Pete Polarek at January 09, 2020 01:09 PM (C1NyB)

14 Looking at her picture, I retract comment #5. Blech.

If you're going to have a porn star name, you need to follow-through with porn star looks. Otherwise, people will be extra-disappointed by your appearance.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2020 01:09 PM (fK2gX)

15 Jussie Smollett's inability to say "I'm sorry, I messed up" may just end dragging a whole lot of his allies down with him. Funny how that works.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)

16 Castillo said that shredding of documents costs extra.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2020 01:09 PM (YslsA)

17 They really should change her name to Kim Pigg.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2020 01:10 PM (PLCcj)

18 Poor Soros. The problem with buying dishonest politicians is that they don't stay bought.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2020 01:10 PM (1CjJc)

19 Chicago/Illinois pols....ain't they the best!?!

Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2020 01:10 PM (X/Pw5)

20 15 the Smollets are apparently very well connected to the Chicago Dem machine

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 01:11 PM (G546f)

21 I guess I should have read the post.

Posted by: Pete Polarek at January 09, 2020 01:11 PM (C1NyB)

22 Foxx is friendly with Kamala Harris, Alex Soros, and Michelle Obama's former chief of staff. I'm guessing they got that fancy DC lawyer for her.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:11 PM (bDqIh)

23 7 She has a really inappropriate name.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


You can say that again.

It's like someone named Norma Stitz but who's actually flat-chected.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2020 01:11 PM (fK2gX)

24
Kim Foxx is the nice lady what looks like Thulsa Doom, yes?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 09, 2020 01:09 PM (xPJvm)

--------

Contemplate this..... on the tree of ho'.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2020 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

25 We need to amend the Constitution to clarify that the prohibition on bills of attainder does not apply to the Soros family.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:11 PM (8erNz)

26 U.G.L.Y.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owg8cDOR7pY&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: FISHBONE at January 09, 2020 01:11 PM (PLCcj)

27 Makes sense that Kim's lawyer, Bromwich, also works for McCabe and Blasey-Ford.

Posted by: EveR at January 09, 2020 01:11 PM (R0z7P)

28 Firth!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 01:07 PM


Of Forth?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2020 01:12 PM (ejd/p)

29 Plan: Let's get a bunch of crooked prosecutors elected!


Result: Crooked prosecutors act crooked and stupid.


Plan: Let's get a bunch of crooked and smart prosecutors!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at January 09, 2020 01:12 PM (hLRSq)

30 This is your occasional reminder that Kim Foxx -- along with dozens of other leftwingers letting antisemitic arsonists back on the streets -- was bankrolled by George Soros, who realized it would be much cheaper to get dozens of leftwing Marxist pro-crime "prosecutors" elected than to rig elections to get the actual laws changed.

=========

Didn't she just win re-election, too?

Really, this is the fault of Chicago voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:12 PM (zZbCU)

31
Makes sense that Kim's lawyer, Bromwich, also works for McCabe and Blasey-Ford.
Posted by: EveR at January 09, 2020 01:11 PM (R0z7P)

-----

*blink*


..... friggin lawyers..

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2020 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

32 Guilty is as guilty does.

Posted by: henry at January 09, 2020 01:13 PM (JMDly)

33
>>A spokeswoman for Foxx also would not disclose how much Castillo's firm was being paid but said it was not unusual for the office to retain outside legal counsel, particularly in complex civil cases.

======

Well, yeah, but are those "complex civil cases" in which the DA's office is the defendant?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2020 01:13 PM (rEfh+)

34 Of Forth?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

exactly!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 01:13 PM (G546f)

35 I say again: extradite Soros to Malaysia. Let them take care of business.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:13 PM (YqDXo)

36 >>Jussie Smollett's inability to say "I'm sorry, I messed up" may just end
dragging a whole lot of his allies down with him. Funny how that
works.


Right? But being a child of a Black Panther, an activist AND an actor, he is completely without the humility and shame that would prompt an apology for the clusterf#$% he created.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)

37 Yep. Just ignore the law and talk about Prosecutor Discretion, etc.

This will be the Neo-Fascists playbook. Sanctuary Cities, decriminalize crime and fail to prosecute the oppressed minorities.

But if you are a regular citizen who wants to carry a gun for self defense, you get prosecuted and jailed.

2020 is so LIT!

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 09, 2020 01:13 PM (J9wxX)

38 a private client of Burke's property tax reduction business received a $2 million property tax break through a settlement with Foxx's office.



Her kickback from that deal ought to be used for Castillo's retainer.

I was right, people get into politics for the bribes, and stay in politics for the blackmail.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2020 01:14 PM (YslsA)

39 Didn't she just win re-election, too?

Really, this is the fault of Chicago voters.
=


Dead voters matter !!

-Dead Lives Matter

Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 01:14 PM (zr5Kq)

40 25 We need to amend the Constitution to clarify that the prohibition on bills of attainder does not apply to the Soros family.
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:11 PM (8erNz)

Nah. Just extradite him to Malaysia. He's under a death sentence there for his crimes. Why we should enable him to evade justice for a lifetime profiting on the misery of others and sowing discord is beyond me.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 09, 2020 01:14 PM (J+mig)

41 Didn't she just win re-election, too?

Really, this is the fault of Chicago voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:12 PM (zZbCU)

Next you're going to say that all those shootings in Chicago are the fault of the people who live there, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2020 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)

42 27 Makes sense that Kim's lawyer, Bromwich, also works for McCabe and Blasey-Ford.

The Axis of Weasels.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:14 PM (8erNz)

43 "Prosecutorial discretion" does not mean the DA has legislative powers. Soros has twisted the meaning beyond all recognition, and his organization has trained city attorneys to also ignore the law and their oaths. One more reason he should be tried.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2020 01:14 PM (LISuA)

44 This lady is friends with the Obamas, isn't she?

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 01:15 PM (a0IVu)

45 Chicago Democrats are even more corrupt than people thought. I have been reveling in their downfall.

Posted by: Chris M at January 09, 2020 01:15 PM (eAZVt)

46 For a veteran commentator, I made the rookie mistake of reading the content.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 09, 2020 01:15 PM (pw+jk)

47 Foxes are supposed to be smart.

Apparently FoxXes are the opposite.

Learn to code Kim.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2020 01:15 PM (5kNdv)

48 well, in Malaysia, a death sentence is still administered by hanging..a fitting end for Soros.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (a0IVu)

49 When will the Democrats stop punching themselves in the face?

Posted by: Chris M at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (eAZVt)

50 >>I say again: extradite Soros to Malaysia. Let them take care of business.


That's not enough: https://www.instagram.com/alexsoros/

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

51 This is your occasional reminder that Kim Foxx -- along with dozens of other leftwingers letting antisemitic arsonists back on the streets -- was bankrolled by George Soros, who realized it would be much cheaper to get dozens of leftwing Marxist pro-crime "prosecutors" elected than to rig elections to get the actual laws changed.



When you live in a world where there is effectively limitless prosecutorial discretion, who are the prosecutors is very important indeed.

Or as I like to remind people, you know what elections have the most impact on your life? School board and zoning commissioners.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (mf5HN)

52 Looking at her picture, I retract comment #5. Blech.

If you're going to have a porn star name, you need to follow-through with porn star looks. Otherwise, people will be extra-disappointed by your appearance.
Posted by: zombie


Bing Kim Foxx. Then click on "All Images" on the right.

Far left picture, on top row of her in an aqua dress, she's pretty.

Farthest right picture on the top row has her looking like Forrest Whitaker.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (nQpdK)

53 >>Makes sense that Kim's lawyer, Bromwich, also works for McCabe and Blasey-Ford.

Also had a long career at the DOJ including prosecuting Ollie North.

He's a longtime leftwing bag man.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (ZLI7S)

54 This will be the Neo-Fascists playbook. Sanctuary Cities, decriminalize crime and fail to prosecute the oppressed minorities.

But if you are a regular citizen who wants to carry a gun for self defense, you get prosecuted and jailed.

2020 is so LIT!
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 09, 2020 01:13 PM (J9wxX)

That seems to be the plan. Get control of the justice system and bend it toward only punishing your political enemies.

We've got a very short window to correct this, or the damage will be beyond repair.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (J+mig)

55 Indict Ruben Castillo as a co-conspirator.

This crap about lawyers being allowed to assist in blatant law breaking needs to be hauled up on a noosed hoist.

Posted by: Hereogar at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (eQ0LF)

56 With all this she's a shoo-in for re-election
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 01:08 PM

Yep. the Chicago way. It is puzzling why is a shit hole.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (iBBEC)

57 we can take out a revered iranian military leader a world away. but, the soros family is free to terrorize the american populace on our turf. what in the fuck am i missing? never mind, i already know the answer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (KP5rU)

58 31, It makes more sense when you consider that the current dem establishment is a criminal organization masquerading as a political party that exists to benefit its officeholders and stakeholder/donors. Their voters get the scraps.

Tammany Hall got franchised and operates nation-wide now.

GOPE has something similar except they cater to higher class criminals--aka corporate class donors.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (EUDB2)

59 Nah. Just extradite him to Malaysia. He's under a death sentence there for his crimes.

Posted by: Cato

--

Here's a story idea. Hijacker takes over a plane with Soros on it, and it lands in Malaysia.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (YslsA)

60 36 >>Jussie Smollett's inability to say "I'm sorry, I messed up" may just end
dragging a whole lot of his allies down with him. Funny how that
works.


Right? But being a child of a Black Panther, an activist AND an actor, he is completely without the humility and shame that would prompt an apology for the clusterf#$% he created.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)

I've got a feeling that Kim and Jussie are beholden to a bigger thing than humility and shame. By which I mean Michelle Obama's schlong.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

61

Anyone willing to sue Soros? For anything?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (vEIlU)

62 15 Jussie Smollett's inability to say "I'm sorry, I messed up" may just end dragging a whole lot of his allies down with him. Funny how that works.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)

Yeah. Who would have ever thought.

Posted by: Union of Ancient Greek Playwrights Amalgamated at January 09, 2020 01:17 PM (Ct55T)

63 Apparently FoxXes are the opposite.

I suppose 'Kim Foxx' is easier for her constituents to remember than 'Monosyllabic Strippername'.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:17 PM (8erNz)

64 IIRC, like most prominent women democrats, Foxx is a real boner kill.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 09, 2020 01:17 PM (pw+jk)

65 Buncha no-nooders!

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2020 01:18 PM (9VeU0)

66 41 Didn't she just win re-election, too?

Really, this is the fault of Chicago voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:12 PM (zZbCU)

Next you're going to say that all those shootings in Chicago are the fault of the people who live there, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo



And the 'Ok' hand sign is anti-Semitic!! I have to wear diapers now out of sheer terror!

Posted by: Theo Epstein at January 09, 2020 01:18 PM (vN4+Q)

67 Buncha no-nooders!



Right ?

Posted by: runner at January 09, 2020 01:18 PM (zr5Kq)

68 This will be the Neo-Fascists playbook. Sanctuary Cities, decriminalize crime and fail to prosecute the oppressed minorities.

But if you are a regular citizen who wants to carry a gun for self defense, you get prosecuted and jailed.

2020 is so LIT!
Posted by: Czech Chick


And then complain about "White Flight".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (nQpdK)

69 Didn't she just win re-election, too?

Enjoy the diversity!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

70 she can't represent herself because her lawyer would be an affirmative action dummy

Posted by: x at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (nFwvY)

71 I am not going to criticize Kim Foxx's looks. It's the content of her character that is truely ugly.

Posted by: Chris M at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (eAZVt)

72 Lots of high-powerd help for Kimmy Foxx. Lots more than what's required for the usual Chicago cover-up. Protecting friends in high places? Popcorn!

Posted by: Second City Wet Blanket at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (MEbkQ)

73 And then complain about "White Flight".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (nQpdK)


"White flight," or "gentrification."

It's always something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

74 Racism, straight-up! After all, Black Female Soros-funded DA Careers Matter!

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (AMIL/)

75 Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (bDqIh)


Pretty impressive collection of bought politicians on that page.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (LISuA)

76 https://www.instagram.com/p/BupDFZSndKu/

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (bDqIh)

77 When you live in a world where there is effectively limitless prosecutorial discretion, who are the prosecutors is very important indeed.

Or as I like to remind people, you know what elections have the most impact on your life? School board and zoning commissioners.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (mf5HN)

Yeah, not sure when Prosecutorial discretion morphed from 'do we have enough evidence to convict' to 'I don't like this law'.

Or how that plays with supposed Equal Protection under said law.

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2020 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

78 What, Michael Avenatti was not available? Must be too busy on the campaign trail ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 01:20 PM (JH02H)

79
I guess I should have read the post.
Posted by: Pete Polarek at January 09, 2020 01:11 PM (C1NyB)





Why? It's not as if Teh Ewok reads his own blog anyway.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2020 01:20 PM (kw0bd)

80 I suppose 'Kim Foxx' is easier for her constituents to remember than 'Monosyllabic Strippername'.

The dead ones don't need to remember anything when they vote. (I was going to make a Kimm Foxx joke but anyone old enough to wonder if she's related to that Redd Foxx from the teevee is getting their ballot filled out for them, eh?)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2020 01:20 PM (y3YA9)

81 Kim Foxx defies the binary scale. She is a negative integer.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 09, 2020 01:20 PM (zy+gb)

82 504
nood

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 01:07 PM (a0IVu)

Blind no-nood-accusers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2020 01:20 PM (1CjJc)

83 15 Jussie Smollett's inability to say "I'm sorry, I messed up" may just end dragging a whole lot of his allies down with him. Funny how that works.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)

He then double downed, or His lawyers did. F HIM

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 09, 2020 01:20 PM (XjLIZ)

84 Missed it by Thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss much

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 09, 2020 01:20 PM (45lFm)

85 Of Forth?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

exactly!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 01:13 PM


Now I want a Scotch.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2020 01:21 PM (ejd/p)

86 I suppose 'Kim Foxx' is easier for her constituents to remember than 'Monosyllabic Strippername'.
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:17 PM (8erNz)


And less generic than "Laquisha Jackson" or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

87 If you're going to have a porn star name, you need to follow-through with porn star looks. Otherwise, people will be extra-disappointed by your appearance.
Posted by: zombie


look, it was either that or Kimmesota Fatts

Posted by: x at January 09, 2020 01:21 PM (nFwvY)

88 Far left picture, on top row of her in an aqua dress, she's pretty.



Farthest right picture on the top row has her looking like Forrest Whitaker.





Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (nQpdK)

She's twoface.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2020 01:22 PM (1CjJc)

89 Jussie Smollett didn't hoax himself!

Oh wait...

Posted by: Just Lily at January 09, 2020 01:22 PM (Hy17z)

90 Nah. Just extradite him to Malaysia. He's under a death sentence there for his crimes.

Posted by: Cato

--

Here's a story idea. Hijacker takes over a plane with Soros on it, and it lands in Malaysia.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada



Hack his private jet and fly it thru Iranian airspace with the IFF set to Ukraine.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 01:22 PM (nQpdK)

91 74 Racism, straight-up! After all, Black Female Soros-funded DA Careers Matter!
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (AMIL/)


Not just DAs. Mayors, Senators, Representatives too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

92 81 Kim Foxx defies the binary scale. She is a negative integer.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 09, 2020 01:20 PM (zy+gb)

you mean you gotta go do it with someone else to get the thought out of your head?

Posted by: Union of Ancient Greek Playwrights Amalgamated at January 09, 2020 01:23 PM (Ct55T)

93 78 What, Michael Avenatti was not available? Must be too busy on the campaign trail ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again!



He's pre-occupied. His office broke down at a rest stop in New Mexico. He's trying to find an alternator for a '84 Dodge Van in Santa Fe.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2020 01:24 PM (vN4+Q)

94 64 IIRC, like most prominent women democrats, Foxx is a real boner kill.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios
______________

What? Are you saying that I'm not prominent?

Posted by: Sexy, Sexy Rep. Rosa DeLauro at January 09, 2020 01:24 PM (9vQJW)

95 (socks full of fail)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:24 PM (Ct55T)

96
64 IIRC, like most prominent women democrats, Foxx is a real boner kill.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 09, 2020 01:17 PM (pw+jk)


She's the spokescrunt for Boner-B-Gone.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2020 01:24 PM (8yq6P)

97 Being incompetent and serially unaware, her campaign bumper music was Foxy Lady.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 09, 2020 01:24 PM (e1mEI)

98 George Soros' tentacles are all over Texas trying to flip Texas districts blue.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2020 01:24 PM (wiXsO)

99 BTW. Meant to mention this last thread. Aside from trying to overthrow an election. Think of the optics the Dums are sending. Dipshit Iranians just basically admitted to splashing a commercial airliner.
They gave billions to the mullah's who have killed hundreds of American troops. They are broken hearted over Salami being killed. While never saying a word when Barky droned a bunch of people including a US citizen. I used to think R and D's weren't maybe that far apart. I was wrong. They are my enemy. If they get voted back into power. It will be ugly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 01:24 PM (iBBEC)

100
Here's a story idea. Hijacker takes over a plane with Soros on it, and it lands in Malaysia.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (YslsA)





Dood, I HATE that story.

Posted by: Zombie Moise Tshombe at January 09, 2020 01:24 PM (kw0bd)

101 If an alderman in Chicago got indicted for corruption, one has to wonder just how much corruption was involved?

All I can guess is that the alderman either tried to strongarm the wrong opponent, or, more than likely, he became so brazen, it couldn't be ignored any more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 09, 2020 01:24 PM (oBfF8)

102 81 Kim Foxx defies the binary scale. She is a negative integer.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 09, 2020 01:20 PM (zy+gb)


Her attractiveness is a complex number: 0 + i. I.e., totally imaginary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:25 PM (YqDXo)

103 9
With all this she's a shoo-in for re-election

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 01:08 PM (6XlcD)

_______

... or the Dem VP nomination.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 01:25 PM (JH02H)

104 thought she was moving to nigeria. i get my no talent hookers mixed up all the time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2020 01:08 PM (KP5rU)
........

easy to do when they all have the same huge ass

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2020 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

105 Now I want a Scotch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

a fifth?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 01:25 PM (G546f)

106 98 George Soros' tentacles are all over Texas trying to flip Texas districts blue.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2020 01:24 PM (wiXsO)

That is the left's wet dream.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 01:25 PM (a0IVu)

107
64 IIRC, like most prominent women democrats, Foxx is a real boner kill.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 09, 2020 01:17 PM (pw+jk


And apparently as dumb as a rock. Didn't have the smarts to tell Jussie "Sorry, you pissed off the cops with that laughable story, you're going to get probation and some community service and in two years it will all be expunged." Nope, she decided that high-profile case means you make the metaphorical sausage right there in front of everyone thereby guaranteeing a reaction.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at January 09, 2020 01:26 PM (hLRSq)

108 Sitting in the waiting room at gastroenterologist as husband has a colonoscopy.

There's a soap opera on, but at least it's not CNN or MSDNC. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 01:26 PM (8Fb1F)

109 Prediction:

Soros and RBG both kick the bucket at some point this year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:26 PM (Ct55T)

110 98 George Soros' tentacles are all over Texas trying to flip Texas districts blue.
Posted by: redridinghood
______________

George can put away his checkbook. We've got it covered.

Posted by: Californians Escaping Their Self-Created Hellhole And Recreating The Magic Elsewhere at January 09, 2020 01:26 PM (9vQJW)

111 Now I want a Scotch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

a fifth?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 01:25 PM


Well, since I have to replenish my stocks, that would work.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2020 01:26 PM (ejd/p)

112 If an alderman in Chicago got indicted for corruption, one has to wonder just how much corruption was involved?

All I can guess is that the alderman either tried to strongarm the wrong opponent, or, more than likely, he became so brazen, it couldn't be ignored any more.
Posted by: blake


He tried to bullshit a bullshitter.
He tried to play a playa.

He tried to scam money from the wrong person.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 01:26 PM (nQpdK)

113 Call me crazy but I'm beginning to think Chicago/Cook County might just have a corruption problem.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 09, 2020 01:26 PM (4thlk)

114 Speaking of billionaires buying policy, the Virginia legislature has introduced bills banning all magazines with more than a 10 round capacity and banning "assault firearms" with a grandfather if you register them and the county can charge you $50 for the permit.

I hear that Northam is trying to get these passed before January 20, which is the VCDL lobby day.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2020 01:27 PM (9VeU0)

115 Sitting in the waiting room at gastroenterologist as husband has a colonoscopy.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 01:26 PM (8Fb1F)

------------

A bit early to be dealing with the IRS, isn't it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 09, 2020 01:27 PM (oBfF8)

116 https://www.instagram.com/p/BupDFZSndKu/
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:19 PM (bDqIh)


The effeminate metro boy is Soros's son?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 09, 2020 01:27 PM (vEIlU)

117 I'll have a fifth of scotch.

Don't want the other four to get lonely!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:27 PM (Ct55T)

118
Didn't she just win re-election, too?

Really, this is the fault of Chicago voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill

======

Heh, you've got some great moron answers to this question, so to throw a wet blanket on it:

Her term is 2016 - 2020. The one who got re-elected after monumental criminal stupidity was Marilyn Mosby.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2020 01:27 PM (rEfh+)

119 Tank Abrams is doing a fundraiser with Bloomberg in Atlanta. I guess there are some white billionaires who are acceptable in her world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 01:28 PM (8Fb1F)

120 There's a soap opera on, but at least it's not CNN or MSDNC. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 01:26 PM (8Fb1F)

You could prolly watch the 'scope video.

Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2020 01:28 PM (X/Pw5)

121 Kim Foxx defies the binary scale. She is a negative integer.

-
If you're drunk enough, she might become an irrational number. Heavy on the irrational.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2020 01:28 PM (+y/Ru)

122 81 Kim Foxx defies the binary scale. She is a negative integer.

Ever heard of 2's complement, dude? Or the miracles of PL/I SIGNED and UNSIGNED?

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:28 PM (8erNz)

123 Or as I like to remind people, you know what elections have the most impact on your life? School board and zoning commissioners.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (mf5HN)


Are you aware of any school board members who've had any influence to reverse the downward spiral of the institutions they oversee at an always increasing price tag?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 09, 2020 01:29 PM (y7DUB)

124 Or as I like to remind people, you know what elections have the most impact on your life? School board and zoning commissioners.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2020 01:16 PM (mf5HN)

This is such an important point. I spend my time focused on state and federal elections, but don't do nearly the diligence I should regarding these hyperlocal ones.

Slightly off-topic, NPR et al spent a lot of time exposing the doings of ALEC, and their effect on state elections. While they were spinning that as a bad thing, the Right fell asleep and backed off supporting those efforts. The Left, on the other hand, seeing how effective they were, spent their time quietly building those same operations for their side, with silent assent by the media.

It's almost like the Right innovates, but the Left perfects and weaponizes. Lawcritters like Kim Foxx are the result of their efforts.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 09, 2020 01:29 PM (iuFgi)

125 You could prolly watch the 'scope video.
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2020 01:28 PM (X/Pw5)

Would certainly star fewer assholes....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:29 PM (Ct55T)

126 with a grandfather if you register them and the county can charge you $50 for the permit.

How much will they charge me for my right to free speech? Because I definitely want a First Amendment tag, too.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2020 01:29 PM (IMdOQ)

127 I guessing she will pop up a lot on Smollett''s phone/text records.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 09, 2020 01:29 PM (AD3JT)

128
The idiots in Crook County will still reelect her.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 01:29 PM (mpeBU)

129 114
Speaking of billionaires buying policy, the Virginia legislature has
introduced bills banning all magazines with more than a 10 round
capacity and banning "assault firearms" with a grandfather if you
register them and the county can charge you $50 for the permit.



I hear that Northam is trying to get these passed before January 20, which is the VCDL lobby day.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2020 01:27 PM (9VeU0)

Those same bills are prefiled in WA for 2020.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2020 01:30 PM (1CjJc)

130 In better news, a judge ordered Google to release Smollett's internet data including his emails for the year leading up to the actual "incident". Should be fun reading

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2020 01:30 PM (oiNtH)

131 113 Call me crazy but I'm beginning to think Chicago/Cook County might just have a corruption problem.

1928 called. They'd like their domestic policy back.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:30 PM (8erNz)

132 And are there any package deals if you get a permit for the entire Bill of Rights?

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2020 01:30 PM (IMdOQ)

133 Prediction:

Soros and RBG both kick the bucket at some point this year.

-
End of an error.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2020 01:30 PM (+y/Ru)

134 Soros has a hand in placing Marxist DA's and Judges in smaller cities in red states. It's a problem.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 09, 2020 01:30 PM (O8P7E)

135 109 Prediction:

Soros and RBG both kick the bucket at some point this year.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:26 PM (Ct55T)

No, since they're Otherworldly Horrors they'll just merge together in a vile, God-cursed entity whose very existence is an outrage to the universal order and then emerge as a 20-foot tall unspeakable monster of filth and destruction that spreads slime and half-baked precedent all across DC.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 09, 2020 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

136 Her term is 2016 - 2020. The one who got re-elected after monumental criminal stupidity was Marilyn Mosby.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2020 01:27 PM (rEfh+)


Clearly we need even MORE diversity in our elected officials. Keep the political office --> prison pipeline fully stocked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:31 PM (YqDXo)

137 98
George Soros' tentacles are all over Texas trying to flip Texas districts blue.



Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2020 01:24 PM (wiXsO)

__________


Trump should designate his ass an international criminal and terrorist -- and then drone strike it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 09, 2020 01:32 PM (JH02H)

138 Soros and RBG both kick the bucket at some point this year.

Let's pray that the Soros spawn get bored with the family business like Prince Harry and slink off to somewhere to dissipate.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:32 PM (8erNz)

139 This city was safer under Al Capone, who went to prison the year after Chicago's last Republican mayor stepped down.

Posted by: CrustyB at January 09, 2020 01:32 PM (ToSAM)

140 ...and then emerge as a 20-foot tall unspeakable monster of filth and destruction that spreads slime and half-baked precedent all across DC.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 09, 2020 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

Well what else are you gonna do? Vote third-party?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:32 PM (Ct55T)

141 Yeah, not sure when Prosecutorial discretion morphed from 'do we have enough evidence to convict' to 'I don't like this law'.

Or how that plays with supposed Equal Protection under said law.
Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2020 01:20 PM (NgKpN)


Yeah, that all gets handwaved away and has been for decades.

Decent(ish) prosecutorial discretion: if you get a minor traffic citation, most jurisdictions will let you agree to something that has similar fines so that the city/county gets paid but you don't get any points for your license. Is that mildly corrupt? Eh, sorta kinda but it works to keep more people driving with insurance and the money is still coming in so why not.

Hell, decentish prosecutorial discretion is turning a blindish eye to the 20 year olds drinking at college so long as no one is driving or engaging in other crimes.


But I am not going to prosecute shoplifting under $1,000 any longer? Yeah, yeah, that's not the same thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2020 01:32 PM (mf5HN)

142 108 Sitting in the waiting room at gastroenterologist as husband has a colonoscopy.

There's a soap opera on, but at least it's not CNN or MSDNC. So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020 01:26 PM (8Fb1F)

Enjoy the soap opera. More real than CNN.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 09, 2020 01:32 PM (e1mEI)

143
Are you fancy enough to use "come come" or "now now" or even "come, come, now" in your daily parlance?

Did people ever talk like that, or is it purely from literature and tv?

Posted by: Rabbi Soothsayer at January 09, 2020 01:33 PM (s2kB7)

144 The political struggle in Chicago is the rabid Marxist left trying to oust the corrupt Dem machine. Got Burke. Going after Madigan now. Who decides who the FBI goes after? Rabid left appears to be winning.

Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2020 01:33 PM (65i3Q)

145 128
The idiots in Crook County will still reelect her.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 01:29 PM (mpeBU)


I don't know how to do cross-outs here, but I'm fixing your comment below:

The corrupt Democrat Cook County Machine will re-nominate her for DA and there won't be another choice on the ballot.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 01:33 PM (AMIL/)

146 Cook County is built on corruption. It is the brick and mortar of everything. When the Sun comes up in the morning, somebody gets a piece of the action.

The rest of the state is a little better.

Posted by: klaftern at January 09, 2020 01:33 PM (RuIsu)

147 Pssst! George Soros has all the dirt on Hillary Clinton. Pass it on!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2020 01:33 PM (kTF2Z)

148 Oh, and for anyone who hasn't read it, Piers is spitting lead over Harry And The Whore:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-7868371/

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:34 PM (8erNz)

149 I don't know how to do cross-outs here, but I'm fixing your comment below:

--
First, you have to copy the whole thread.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 09, 2020 01:34 PM (45lFm)

150 130 In better news, a judge ordered Google to release Smollett's internet data including his emails for the year leading up to the actual "incident". Should be fun reading
Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2020 01:30 PM (oiNtH)


Today Google sent me an email with "here's your 2019 Timeline update"

An app turned on location services for me so now I can see where I have gone every day.

Yay.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2020 01:34 PM (9VeU0)

151 >>IIRC, like most prominent women democrats, Foxx is a real boner kill.


Perhaps you have not yet seen Boston's (Suffolk County) Soros-backed DA, Rachel "topknot" Rollins?
(she's the one on the right)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/w8t3daf

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:34 PM (bDqIh)

152

Say what you will about Soros, he can see an opportunity.

When he bought all those Secretary of State races back after the 2000 race, everyone was kinda wondering, "huh?" Even though we had the Bush v Gore fiasco, it wasn't seen as terribly relevant going forward. Then we start getting motor voter in earnest and a whole lot of illegals being funded across the border just in time for 2020---in addition to the "tough on law abiding citizens" new DAs---it's starting to coalesce into a fairly discernable scheme.

"Hold in Mexico" is starting to look like the smartest thing Trump ever did. And pardoning current felons, though it has made huge inroads in the black community, is looking to be not so smart.

Posted by: imp at January 09, 2020 01:34 PM (SFOr6)

153 Even money she will win anyway. Its Chicago. Corruption is all they know. The only real shock is that anyone gets busted at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

154 First, you have to copy the whole thread.
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 09, 2020 01:34 PM (45lFm)

then paste it into Word.

use windows XP for best results.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:35 PM (Ct55T)

155 Guess who will be re elected with 90% of the vote with 450% of precincts reporting.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2020 01:35 PM (xhFCB)

156 138 Soros and RBG both kick the bucket at some point this year.

RBG informed us all Monday that she is totally cancer free

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 01:35 PM (6XlcD)

157 108 Sitting in the waiting room at gastroenterologist as husband has a colonoscopy.

There's a soap opera on, but at least it's not CNN or MSDNC. So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2020

Hope all is OK! While you're there, could you grab the germ covered Time mag and let me know how I should talk to my kids about Salami's death? I mean it's hard to figure out how to tell your kids that an evil piece of shit is mort.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 01:35 PM (iBBEC)

158 Didn't she just win re-election, too?

Really, this is the fault of Chicago voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill




No, this is her first term. She beat Anita Alvarez in 2016. Alvarez was a corrupt party hack but she got caught up in the Laquan McDonald cover up and that sunk her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2020 01:36 PM (mpeBU)

159 Meanwhile, Kim Foxx fundraised with an alderman now indicted for corruption.
-----------

To be fair, I lived in Chicagoland for a while and it was rare to find an alderman who wasn't indicted.

Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2020 01:36 PM (/669Q)

160 149 I don't know how to do cross-outs here, but I'm fixing your comment below:

--
First, you have to copy the whole thread.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 09, 2020 01:34 PM (45lFm)

Thanks! I'll try that next time!

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 01:36 PM (AMIL/)

161 >>Pssst! George Soros has all the dirt on Hillary Clinton. Pass it on!

Heh.
Fun fact: Chelsea's wedding was held at Soros' daughter's mansion. Ghislane Maxwell attended. Wouldn't you love to see the guest list now?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:36 PM (bDqIh)

162 I mean it's hard to figure out how to tell your kids that an evil piece of shit is mort.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 01:35 PM (iBBEC)

Mom: "Salami is mortadella."

Kid: ".... wut?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:36 PM (Ct55T)

163 Red Foxx must be spinning in his grave.


I know he's not related to her, but just on general principle.

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2020 01:37 PM (Izzlo)

164 IIRC Smollet has not even been charged yet?

Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2020 01:37 PM (UWzjE)

165 An app turned on location services for me so now I can see where I have gone every day.

Get burner phone.

Sign up for fifteen net services, set your home address to someone you really hate. Leave the phone in their front-yard planter every night. Call voicemail of prominent media figures.

Start posting hints in social media that you know what skeletons promninent leftists have in their closet. Emphasize Clintons.

Check news sites for Arkancide.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:37 PM (8erNz)

166
The idiots in Crook County will still reelect her.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

======

Yup. She's got a few Democrat challengers, but she locked up the endorsement of the Cook County Democratic Party last year.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2020 01:37 PM (rEfh+)

167 Kim Foxx has retained Beau Dashious as counsel.

Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2020 01:38 PM (Ciifn)

168 These baseless attacks against WSOC must stop.

Posted by: nip at January 09, 2020 01:38 PM (Izot6)

169 161 >>Pssst! George Soros has all the dirt on Hillary Clinton. Pass it on!

Heh.
Fun fact: Chelsea's wedding was held at Soros' daughter's mansion. Ghislane Maxwell attended. Wouldn't you love to see the guest list now?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:36 PM (bDqIh)

I've long thought that a patriotic hacker (or cat burglar) could do his nation a big big favor by invading Soros's privacy and splashing it all over teh internets.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 09, 2020 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

170 Are you aware of any school board members who've had any influence to reverse the downward spiral of the institutions they oversee at an always increasing price tag?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 09, 2020 01:29 PM (y7DUB)


Actually, yes. I know two people who got themselves elected to the same local school board and made massive changes in curriculum and spending. Real world changes for the better.

Annnnd then six years later both were off the board. One moved away and the other one got *spits* cancer *spits*

But for a few shining years, people got elected to fix things and then fixed them.

Now, when I lived in a different area, there was a school board election that ended up with not one, not two, but three couples getting divorced because all the ever so polite wanna be upper middle class women threw the we don't discuss who is screwing whom right out the window in order to get their preferred candidate to win. It was wildly entertaining to watch from the sidelines, utter tragedy for the families involved.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2020 01:38 PM (mf5HN)

171 So Foxx's binary value is 11111110?!?

JEM, this is interesting and a bit over my head without a tutorial, I think.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 09, 2020 01:38 PM (zy+gb)

172 Thanks! I'll try that next time!

Posted by: Gref

--Oh, god, what have I done?!?

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 09, 2020 01:38 PM (45lFm)

173 There is not social/political system on earth that can be created that cannot also be used to collapse itself. That's what the Left are doing and the only way to stop them is to break the rules, thereby accelerating collapse.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2020 01:39 PM (SQBxe)

174 Fun fact: Chelsea's wedding was held at Soros' daughter's mansion. Ghislane Maxwell attended. Wouldn't you love to see the guest list now?

Only if I could afford to have them all whacked.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:39 PM (8erNz)

175 151 So very cruel

Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 01:39 PM (PQRcz)

176 NBC News: Federal prosecutors say that video taken from outside of Jeffrey Epstein's cell the night of his FIRST suicide attempt in July has been permanently deleted because MCC saved video from the wrong tier of the jail and not the tier Epstein was on, a filing says.

-
Coinky-dink upon coinky-dink upon coinky-dink.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2020 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)

177 Discounts on all flights from Chicago via Tehran to Ukraine

Posted by: Mullah Fuckstick at January 09, 2020 01:40 PM (MukDh)

178 172 Thanks! I'll try that next time!

Posted by: Gref

--Oh, god, what have I done?!?

Posted by: FrodoB,


Don't worry. I forgot to include this at the end of my comment:

;-)

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 01:40 PM (AMIL/)

179 143 Are you fancy enough to use "come come" or "now now" or even "come, come, now" in your daily parlance?

Did people ever talk like that, or is it purely from literature and tv?
Posted by: Rabbi Soothsayer at January 09, 2020 01:33 PM (s2kB7)

I don't know...but I'm going to have to say it at least once today...just for giggles.....lol

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at January 09, 2020 01:40 PM (/rsCS)

180 Over 100 comments....



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Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2020 01:40 PM (9X624)

181 IIRC Smollet has not even been charged yet?
Posted by: kallisto


There's a new investigation.

@WashTimes 20h

JUST IN: Judge orders Google to turn over Jussie Smollett emails, private messages, location data https://washingtontimes.com...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2020 01:40 PM (4K1/4)

182 IIRC Smollet has not even been charged yet?
Posted by: kallisto at January 09, 2020 01:37 PM (UWzjE)



Oh, oh, he was charged. And then Foxx dismissed all the charges. That's what the investigation into her is about.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2020 01:41 PM (mf5HN)

183 I hate pandas.






NONE
NONE
NONE

.....


haaaaaaa, gotcha.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:41 PM (Ct55T)

184 156 138 Soros and RBG both kick the bucket at some point this year.

RBG informed us all Monday that she is totally cancer free
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 01:35 PM (6XlcD)

When she finally dies, I hope researchers study her DNA because that woman has some fierce resistance to cancer.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 01:41 PM (a0IVu)

185 but three couples getting divorced because all the ever so polite wanna be upper middle class women threw the we don't discuss who is screwing whom right out the window in order to get their preferred candidate to win. It was wildly entertaining to watch from the sidelines, utter tragedy for the families involved.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2020 01:38 PM

That, in a nutshell, is why corrupt Democrats get elected in blue states over potentially competent, pro-life Republicans that have a chance to reverse the worst aspects of Blue Statism.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 09, 2020 01:41 PM (iuFgi)

186 Get burner phone.



Sign up for fifteen net services, set your home address to someone
you really hate. Leave the phone in their front-yard planter every
night. Call voicemail of prominent media figures.



Start posting hints in social media that you know what skeletons promninent leftists have in their closet. Emphasize Clintons.



Check news sites for Arkancide.



Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:37 PM (8erNz)

You will be our Commissar of Shenanigans and Dirty Tricks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2020 01:41 PM (1CjJc)

187 Don't worry. I forgot to include this at the end of my comment:

;-)
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 01:40 PM (AMIL/)
------------

Pfft.

Should have let him sweat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 09, 2020 01:41 PM (oBfF8)

188 The financial collapse in Illinois is going to be epic.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2020 01:42 PM (m/Gc2)

189 I know I'm late on this but what the actual fuck is wrong with Mike Lee? He looked like a crazed lunatic in the clip I saw.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 09, 2020 01:42 PM (BLT3V)

190 188 The financial collapse in Illinois is going to be epic.
Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2020 01:42 PM (m/Gc2)

It's where most of the options and commodities contracts get filled, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:42 PM (Ct55T)

191 Cancer left RBG like rats from a sinking ship?

Posted by: klaftern at January 09, 2020 01:42 PM (RuIsu)

192 So Anthony Brown of the Congressional Black Caucus (D MD) endorses Boot edge edge for Prez saying he will restore decency to the office. You can't make this up.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 01:43 PM (PQRcz)

193 173 breaking the rules doesn't accelerate the collapse, it only does if you think of the political/social system as simply a machine rather than an agreement and a custom among people. The real collapse of a society is always the degradation of its political class; we know this because there was a time in which it had hardly any 'political system' at all and managed to turn itself into a civilization. If it had people of that quality again, they could simply rewrite the rules to work again. What the left is doing is mendacious for sure, but it is largely superfluous. If you have no people of quality, or cannot get the people of quality to take responsibility and receive power, you need no left to collapse, you need only Time, The Destroyer of Worlds.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 09, 2020 01:43 PM (Eg9+v)

194 In regards to the sidebar item about Chris Matthews: Why doesn't he go ask Usama bin Laden?

Is it that Suleimani wasn't convalescing, hiding out in the mountains somewhere?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2020 01:43 PM (DuZls)

195

Hope she doesn't get murder-killed by a penis-person.

That would be regressive!

Posted by: Bless Her Heart at January 09, 2020 01:43 PM (R186S)

196 192 So Anthony Brown of the Congressional Black Caucus (D MD) endorses Boot edge edge for Prez saying he will restore decency to the office. You can't make this up.
Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 01:43 PM (PQRcz)

Because a stain on a blue suit is much classier than a stain on a blue dress.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:44 PM (Ct55T)

197 192 So Anthony Brown of the Congressional Black Caucus (D MD) endorses Boot edge edge for Prez saying he will restore decency to the office. You can't make this up.
Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 01:43 PM (PQRcz)


Glad to see he got back on his feet after being kicked out of the NFL last year.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2020 01:44 PM (KUaJL)

198 176 NBC News: Federal prosecutors say that video taken from outside of Jeffrey Epstein's cell the night of his FIRST suicide attempt in July has been permanently deleted because MCC saved video from the wrong tier of the jail and not the tier Epstein was on, a filing says.

This is all about as 'coincidental' as the seventeen/eighteen 'errors' made on the FISA warrant applications.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:44 PM (8erNz)

199 The financial collapse in Illinois is going to be epic.
Posted by: mr tmz



Only works if Trump is still President.
If a Dem is in, they'll get a bail out.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 01:45 PM (nQpdK)

200 IIRC, didn't our favorite Wookie call Foxx on behalf of Smollett to get charges dropped?

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2020 01:45 PM (oiNtH)

201 Actually, yes. I know two people who got themselves elected to the same local school board and made massive changes in curriculum and spending. Real world changes for the better.

Annnnd then six years later both were off the board. One moved away and the other one got *spits* cancer *spits*


Wow, thanks for that response. You must live where the teachers are less feral than around here because our brainless curs resist any effort to rein them in.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 09, 2020 01:45 PM (y7DUB)

202 196 Gross, but wicked funny sir.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 01:45 PM (PQRcz)

203 189. He clearly has a disdain for Trump, that became very clear at the convention in 2016. Don't worry, he will preen for a SCOTUS seat when one becomes available...

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 09, 2020 01:46 PM (JRaU+)

204 So Anthony Brown of the Congressional Black Caucus (D MD) endorses Boot edge edge for Prez saying he will restore decency to the office.

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Maybe he knows where to get some really decent dope.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2020 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)

205 >>JUST IN: Judge orders Google to turn over Jussie Smollett emails, private messages, location data https://washingtontimes.com...


Forgotten: "W's Patriot Act will allow the feds to snoop on my library history!"

Old and busted: "OMG, Snowden showed us all the metada the NSA is secretly collecting in Utah received from tech and telecom companies!"

New Hotness: "Who needs the NSA when google will hand over all your metadata - locations, web/social media/smartphone activity, photos -- that is, after selling the sh#t out of it."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:46 PM (bDqIh)

206 200 IIRC, didn't our favorite Wookie call Foxx on behalf of Smollett to get charges dropped?
Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2020 01:45 PM (oiNtH)

Not Michelle herself but her Renfield (Tchen? I think).

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 09, 2020 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

207 200 IIRC, didn't our favorite Wookie call Foxx on behalf of Smollett to get charges dropped?

Nah, it was her Asian fixer.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM (8erNz)

208 Only works if Trump is still President.
If a Dem is in, they'll get a bail out


You kidding? The GOPe will fall all over its self to bail out Illinois and Trump will make angry faces about waste, then sign it anyway. At least, based on the last three "budgets" he signed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

209 When she finally dies, I hope researchers study her DNA because that woman has some fierce resistance to cancer.
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 01:41 PM (a0IVu)


Also to the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

210 Fun fact: Chelsea's wedding was held at Soros' daughter's mansion. Ghislane Maxwell attended. Wouldn't you love to see the guest list now?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:36 PM (bDqIh)

It was also a Fundraiser for the Clinton Foundation, so they paid nothing. Chelsea's dress was paid for by the Foundation.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM (XjLIZ)

211 199 The financial collapse in Illinois is going to be epic.
Posted by: mr tmz



Only works if Trump is still President.
If a Dem is in, they'll get a bail out.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 01:45 PM (nQpdK)

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I mostly look forward to Paul Ryan, budget hawk, and his pleas to give billions of dollars to Illinois.

Of course, he'll be doing from some swanky office in DC and not on Capitol Hill, but I'm still looking forward to it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM (zZbCU)

212 189 Mike Lee has a difficult job folks - how to out asshole Mittens.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM (PQRcz)

213 Oh, oh, he was charged. And then Foxx dismissed all the charges. That's what the investigation into her is about.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2020 01:41 PM (mf5HN)


Yes, they not only pick corrupt prosecutors to get them elected, they pick the dumbest ones they can find!

Out: Evil Geniuses
In: Evil Idiots

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM (hLRSq)

214 189 I know I'm late on this but what the actual fuck is wrong with Mike Lee? He looked like a crazed lunatic in the clip I saw.

He's a RINO in the first degree... Esper (sp) came out and said that those complaining about their briefings are total idiots.. My words not his.. He said the basic briefing they got doesn't give out all the "particulars" Only the Gang of 8 get that kind of briefing

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM (6XlcD)

215 I know I'm late on this but what the actual fuck is wrong with Mike Lee? He looked like a crazed lunatic in the clip I saw.
Posted by: jewells45 at January 09, 2020 01:42 PM (BLT3V)


He hates Trump. He tried to low key it for a while but now has gone full Patterico.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 09, 2020 01:48 PM (y7DUB)

216 Only the Gang of 8 get that kind of briefing
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM (6XlcD)

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Super senators.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:48 PM (zZbCU)

217 Judge orders Google to turn over Jussie Smollett emails, private messages, location data

As much as I want Smollett to suffer for his stupid attempt to smear people... I hope Google tells them to go climb their thumb.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

218 209 When she finally dies, I hope researchers study her DNA because that woman has some fierce resistance to cancer.
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 01:41 PM (a0IVu)

Also to the truth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

RBG is like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons, where she's got every disease at once, but they're all in a delicate balance canceling each other out.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2020 01:48 PM (KUaJL)

219 The political struggle in Chicago is the rabid Marxist left trying to
oust the corrupt Dem machine. Got Burke. Going after Madigan now. Who
decides who the FBI goes after? Rabid left appears to be winning.
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Where is Kwame Raoul? Illinois Attorney General? Ya know, the person who is responsible for prosecutions in the name of 'People of the State of Illinois' and county DAs sign in the IAG's name.

Geezey Leweezy.


Posted by: mustbequantum at January 09, 2020 01:48 PM (MIKMs)

220 RBG informed us all Monday that she is totally cancer free
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 01:35 PM (6XlcD)
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So there's really nothing holding her together.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2020 01:48 PM (DuZls)

221 So Anthony Brown of the Congressional Black Caucus (D MD) endorses Boot edge edge for Prez saying he will restore decency to the office.

And if there's one thing the CBC knows all about, it's decency. And lack of corruption.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

222 New Hotness: "Who needs the NSA when google will hand over all your metadata - locations, web/social media/smartphone activity, photos -- that is, after selling the sh#t out of it."

Yeah, but 'preeningpansyfraud@gmail.com' is SO hard to figure out...

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:48 PM (8erNz)

223 Only the Gang of 8 get that kind of briefing
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM

They should have called it the gang bang of 8. And the country gets fucked.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 01:49 PM (iBBEC)

224 It was also a Fundraiser for the Clinton Foundation, so they paid nothing.

You have a funny way of spelling "Haitian Disaster Relief"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

225 As much as I want Smollett to suffer for his stupid attempt to smear people... I hope Google tells them to go climb their thumb.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 01:48 PM (KZzsI)


Ehh. Imma go with "our hard drives failed."

Unless Mr. Smollett were Republican. Then the answer would be "hear is all the data for the requested individual and all related individuals."

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2020 01:49 PM (9VeU0)

226 OT: Mike Leach to Mississippi State.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2020 01:49 PM (m/Gc2)

227 Conway's commercials are full on progtard.
https://newdayconway.com/

More canards about "non-violent offenders being locked up" than a French duck restaurant.

Posted by: DaveA at January 09, 2020 01:49 PM (FhXTo)

228 Where is Kwame Raoul?

Doesn't Kwame mean "convict?" You know, like Kwame Kilpatrick?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:49 PM (YqDXo)

229 Has Adam Schiff said anything in public in 2020 about the fierce urgency of putting Trump on trial and booting him out of office before Trump ends free elections in the USA for all time?

If not, maybe he has laryngitis.

Or one of Pelosi's dog leashes strangling him.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (AMIL/)

230 225 Unless Mr. Smollett were Republican. Then the answer would be "hear is all the data for the requested individual and all related individuals."
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2020 01:49 PM (9VeU0)

=========

"We made up half of it, by the way."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (zZbCU)

231 You kidding? The GOPe will fall all over its self to bail out Illinois and Trump will make angry faces about waste, then sign it anyway. At least, based on the last three "budgets" he signed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

While it would be great karmic fun to let these states default without a bailout, the second order effects to the financial markets when they realize that there is no moral hazard for state governments running their finances into the ground to get a Federal backstop could be catastrophic for all states, no matter their creditworthiness.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (iuFgi)

232 OT: Mike Leach to Mississippi State.
Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2020 01:49 PM

I was hoping you were going to say Mike Lee.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (iBBEC)

233 226 OT: Mike Leach to Mississippi State.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2020 01:49 PM (m/Gc2)

Has it been confirmed? I read the rumors - am super sad. He did a lot for Wazzu's program. Gah.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (a0IVu)

234 Illinois in the too-big-to-fail category. Consequences are for nobodies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (zy+gb)

235 226 The Pirate and Joey Freshwater in Mississippi - lawd have mercy.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (PQRcz)

236 231 While it would be great karmic fun to let these states default without a bailout, the second order effects to the financial markets when they realize that there is no moral hazard for state governments running their finances into the ground to get a Federal backstop could be catastrophic for all states, no matter their creditworthiness.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (iuFgi)

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Maybe that's a corrective that needs to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (zZbCU)

237 Looks like my prediction that trial starts next week is firming up.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (9VeU0)

238 >Sitting in the waiting room at gastroenterologist as husband has a colonoscopy.

What channel is your husband on?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2020 01:51 PM (WOjui)

239 Having any entity exist that is "too big to fail" is itself a failure condition.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:51 PM (Ct55T)

240 This is the Democratic way.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 09, 2020 01:52 PM (u6xw0)

241 NBC News: Federal prosecutors say that video taken from outside of Jeffrey Epstein's cell the night of his FIRST suicide attempt in July has been permanently deleted because MCC saved video from the wrong tier of the jail and not the tier Epstein was on, a filing says.
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The Clinton administration always had that "What ya gonna do? Mistakes were made." attitude. It goes well with this.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2020 01:52 PM (DuZls)

242 While it would be great karmic fun to let these states default without a bailout, the second order effects to the financial markets when they realize that there is no moral hazard for state governments running their finances into the ground to get a Federal backstop could be catastrophic for all states, no matter their creditworthiness.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (iuFgi)


Good point, but I still would like to see default without bailout. Desperate times, desperate measures.

I just hope we're out of California before it happens, that's all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

243 What channel is your husband on?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2020 01:51 PM (WOjui)

You need interdimensional cable to see it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2020 01:52 PM (KUaJL)

244 >>Sitting in the waiting room at gastroenterologist as husband has a colonoscopy.


WAITING ROOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJFWirQ3ks&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: FUGAZI at January 09, 2020 01:52 PM (PLCcj)

245 239 Having any entity exist that is "too big to fail" is itself a failure condition.

Agreed. Of course, I say this as a resident of the Fecal State of California.

Now what's a good state for a bolthole?

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:52 PM (8erNz)

246 He tried to low key it for a while but now has gone full Patterico.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 09, 2020 01:48 PM (y7DUB)
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Never go full Patterico, man.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 09, 2020 01:52 PM (mWzQJ)

247 Right? But being a child of a Black Panther, an activist AND an actor,
he is completely without the humility and shame that would prompt an
apology for the clusterf#$% he created.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)


Is it because he's French? And not just French but gay black?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 09, 2020 01:52 PM (xFK4F)

248 Nothing to do with antisem, but zero surprise Bromwich associates with this. Same tribe leaving their usual tracks.

Posted by: T.Featherstone at January 09, 2020 01:53 PM (+/4Mh)

249 One has to wonder if Juicey had just said "my bad I am sorry" if this would have all blown over by now.

Posted by: Big V at January 09, 2020 01:53 PM (B06Zw)

250
Illinois in the too-big-to-fail category. Consequences are for nobodies.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Pot and gambling will bail them out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2020 01:53 PM (aKsyK)

251 176 NBC News: Federal prosecutors say that video taken from outside of Jeffrey Epstein's cell the night of his FIRST suicide attempt in July has been permanently deleted because MCC saved video from the wrong tier of the jail and not the tier Epstein was on, a filing says.

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Coinky-dink upon coinky-dink upon coinky-dink.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2020 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)

Burn. Scatter. Salt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2020 01:53 PM (1CjJc)

252
The financial collapse in Illinois is going to be epic.
Posted by: mr tmz

=====

Trump ought to turn them over to Bain Capital. Romney won't know which way to turn.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2020 01:53 PM (rEfh+)

253 Doesn't Kwame mean "convict?" You know, like Kwame Kilpatrick?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:49 PM (YqDXo)


Is Detroit Kwame still behind bars? Too bad he skated on icing that working girl, which everyone knows he did.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 09, 2020 01:53 PM (y7DUB)

254 You need interdimensional cable to see it.

CRC - The Colorectal Channel.

The Ultimate in Reality Television.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:54 PM (8erNz)

255 One has to wonder if Juicey had just said "my bad I am sorry" if this would have all blown over by now.

If he'd just kept his idiot hole shut after Fox sealed his records it might have. But he couldn't stay quiet even then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

256 Ahh okay I did not know he didn't like Trump. Hope he's enjoying that Soros cash.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 09, 2020 01:54 PM (BLT3V)

257
No, since they're Otherworldly Horrors they'll just merge together in a vile, God-cursed entity whose very existence is an outrage to the universal order and then emerge as a 20-foot tall unspeakable monster of filth and destruction that spreads slime and half-baked precedent all across DC.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 09, 2020 01:31 PM (RD7QR)







Pour me another Cosmo, pretty boy.

*hic*

Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at January 09, 2020 01:54 PM (kw0bd)

258 Jennifer Rubin@JRubinBlogger
is it totally nerdy to look forward to Thursday morning because of @SpeakerPelosi's press conference? I always feel better about America and democracy. Then I hear something from the WH and poof! .. the moment is lost

One damn great line: "It's not about how bad they are - it's about how good we are" @SpeakerPelosi

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"Nerdy"? I'd go with crazy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2020 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)

259 237 Looks like my prediction that trial starts next week is firming up.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (9VeU0)


Democrat senators are telling Pelosi to fish or cut bait for the longer they wait the more ridiculous this looks.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at January 09, 2020 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

260
NBC News: Federal prosecutors say that video taken from outside of Jeffrey Epstein's cell the night of his FIRST suicide attempt in July has been permanently deleted because MCC saved video from the wrong tier of the jail and not the tier Epstein was on, a filing says.

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Sad to say, but I believe this. Top Men and all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2020 01:54 PM (rEfh+)

261 234 Illinois in the too-big-to-fail category. Consequences are for nobodies.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (zy+gb)

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28th amendment:

Any state or locality that declares bankruptcy is immediately delegated to territory status.

All elected officials who held office within the state over the previous 20 years are barred from ever holding elective office in the United States for the rest of their lives.

All appointed officials in the state or locality above janitor over the last 20 years are barred from ever holding a state or local job for the rest of their lives.

The president shall appoint a military governor who will manage the state's finances until the equivalent of 25% of the debt is paid off in gold to the taxpayers of that state.

If the new territory does not pay off the 25% and pass a new constitution that bars unbalanced budgets within 10 years, it shall be broken up into several smaller states, as dictated by 60% of Congress and the president's signature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:54 PM (zZbCU)

262 >>Sitting in the waiting room at gastroenterologist as husband has a colonoscopy.

Dr. Otterson will see you now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2020 01:55 PM (1CjJc)

263 Hey need an hand?.... I could use some money for blow!

Posted by: Attney Fibber McGhee at January 09, 2020 01:55 PM (ymnmz)

264 Wait, this video was from cell block c, what is it doing in the cell block b folder? Well, I guess there is no way to transfer a file from one folder to another. Better delete it and bleach bit the sectors.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2020 01:55 PM (xhFCB)

265 One has to wonder if Juicey had just said "my bad I am sorry" if this would have all blown over by now.
Posted by: Big V at January 09, 2020 01:53 PM

Probably. Instead, he decided to up his douche quotient and lie more and more. I hope he's in jail or living under a bridge for a lone time.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 01:55 PM (iBBEC)

266 249 One has to wonder if Juicey had just said "my bad I am sorry" if this would have all blown over by now.
Posted by: Big V at January 09, 2020 01:53 PM (B06Zw)


Yep. Apologize, then announce he's going into therapy/ rehab/ some spiritual program, lay low for a year or two, and it would all be forgotten.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:55 PM (YqDXo)

267 Maybe that's a corrective that needs to happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:50 PM (zZbCU)


The more deferred the worse the stick...

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 09, 2020 01:55 PM (y7DUB)

268 Cancer left RBG like rats from a sinking ship?

There are different levels of "cancer free". One is basically "we're done with chemotherapy and we think we got it".

I'm assuming that's where RBG is at.

But they still test and scan you for several years after that.

After testicular cancer, their plan (which is ongoing) was for me to get blood tests and CT scans for five years. More frequent at first (like every three months), then backing off to six months, then every year.

That's the real "cancer free" test.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2020 01:55 PM (9t0Zz)

269 28th amendment:

I'd vote for that. Even if it would be unfair to some politicians and state workers who did their best despite the disaster around them... a price worth paying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

270 Any state or locality that declares bankruptcy is immediately delegated to territory status.

It's either that or give it back to the Indians.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:56 PM (8erNz)

271 So, if a pittance of a nation is able to buy off so much of our federal government like Iran, what kind of cash is someone like China slinging around?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:56 PM (zZbCU)

272 Jennifer Rubin@JRubinBlogger
is it totally nerdy to look forward to Thursday morning because of @SpeakerPelosi's press conference? I always feel better about America and democracy. Then I hear something from the WH and poof! .. the moment is lost

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2020 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)
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That's how you spot a conservative alright--awaits Pantloadsi's press briefing breathlessly!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2020 01:56 PM (DuZls)

273 Mike Leach and Lane Kiffin coaching in the same conference and same state? Next years Egg Bowl is going to be LIT!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2020 01:56 PM (vN4+Q)

274 >>JUST IN: Judge orders Google to turn over Jussie Smollett emails, private messages, location data https://washingtontimes.com...

__________________

If this was any other criminal, one would think there's not much chance of finding any incriminating. After all, who's dumb enough to plot out their crimes in emails? But this is Jussie, the genius who paid his fake "attackers" with a personal check, so it's entirely possible, even likely, that there is shit on his google account that will further prove what an unbelievable dumbass this guy is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 09, 2020 01:57 PM (k4dH2)

275 269 28th amendment:

I'd vote for that. Even if it would be unfair to some politicians and state workers who did their best despite the disaster around them... a price worth paying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

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One vote down.

300 million or so to go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:57 PM (zZbCU)

276 If you look forward to words of wisdom from speaker Pelosi, you are no longer a Republican, and it is time for the party to publicly denounce Rubin and the rest of the nevertrump squad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2020 01:57 PM (xhFCB)

277 Hey need an hand?

Uh ... yeah.

Posted by: Qasem Solimani at January 09, 2020 01:57 PM (YqDXo)

278 One damn great line: "It's not about how bad they are - it's about how good we are" @SpeakerPelosi

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"Nerdy"? I'd go with crazy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 09, 2020 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)


Wait...I thought preaching about American Exceptionalism is racist and xenophobic.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 01:57 PM (AMIL/)

279 Pullman must really suck for Leach to want to go to Starkvegas, which really does suck.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 01:57 PM (PQRcz)

280 what kind of cash is someone like China slinging around?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:56 PM (zZbCU)

How much of our national debt do they own?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2020 01:57 PM (1CjJc)

281 My guess is that Ginsberg is getting secret radical experimental treatments involving the souls of newborn babies and extract from endangered species to keep her going just a few more months. Stuff not available to the general public or illegal for mere normies to use.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

282 273 "Mike Leach and Lane Kiffin coaching in the same conference and same state? Next years Egg Bowl is going to be LIT!"

Hard to top this season's Egg Bowl.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (m/Gc2)

283 No, since they're Otherworldly Horrors they'll just merge together in a
vile, God-cursed entity whose very existence is an outrage to the
universal order and then emerge as a 20-foot tall unspeakable monster of
filth and destruction that spreads slime and half-baked precedent all
across DC.


So just like any other Thursday then?

Posted by: DaveA at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (FhXTo)

284 28th amendment:
-----
Needs provisions for the North American Dignity Canal.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (mWzQJ)

285 280 what kind of cash is someone like China slinging around?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:56 PM (zZbCU)

How much of our national debt do they own?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 09, 2020 01:57 PM (1CjJc)

===========

I thought they had sold off a bunch and Japan owns more of it now.

The US treasury owns the most, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (zZbCU)

286 Speaking of Foxx, Steffy on Bold and the Beautiful (Jacqueline MacInnes Wood) was a complete smokeshow in her tiny nightgown today.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (ufFY8)

287 Probably. Instead, he decided to up his douche quotient and lie more and more. I hope he's in jail or living under a bridge for a lone time.

He lit up the Blacksignal, and Mama Michelle called her fixer Tina (y'know, kinda like the Irish consigliere but lactose-intolerant), who called in a favor with Kim, and they all thought they could make the rest of the world forget this crap ever happened.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (8erNz)

288 Doesn't pay to be an honest citizen I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

289 282: Talking about pissing a game away!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (vN4+Q)

290 271 So, if a pittance of a nation is able to buy off so much of our federal government like Iran, what kind of cash is someone like China slinging around?
________________

You don't wanna know, and if you did, we'd have to kill you!

Posted by: Deep State, wholly owned subsidiary of China, Inc. at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (k4dH2)

291 281 My guess is that Ginsberg is getting secret radical experimental treatments involving the souls of newborn babies and extract from endangered species to keep her going just a few more months. Stuff not available to the general public or illegal for mere normies to use.


I was thinking alien tech but po-tay-toe poh-tah-to

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 09, 2020 01:59 PM (Rarvo)

292 RBG is Keith Richards mom. DNA like bull.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2020 01:59 PM (xhFCB)

293 265
One has to wonder if Juicey had just said "my bad I am sorry" if this would have all blown over by now.

Posted by: Big V at January 09, 2020 01:53 PM



Probably. Instead, he decided to up his douche quotient and lie more
and more. I hope he's in jail or living under a bridge for a lone time.


Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 01:55 PM (iBBEC)

Cause Obama and crew and Kamala and crew had his back, Hildo was gonna get elected.... Double Down......wait what, President Trump?

Posted by: Attney Fibber McGhee at January 09, 2020 01:59 PM (ymnmz)

294 270 Any state or locality that declares bankruptcy is immediately delegated to territory status.

It's either that or give it back to the Indians.
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 01:56 PM (8erNz)

Fuck the Illini, they're too peaceful.

I say bus in a shitload of Commanches and Kiowa.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2020 01:59 PM (Ct55T)

295 264 Wait, this video was from cell block c, what is it doing in the cell block b folder? Well, I guess there is no way to transfer a file from one folder to another. Better delete it and bleach bit the sectors.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2020 01:55 PM (xhFCB)


It's like crime shows where it invariably turns out that the security camera wasn't working. WTF? How hard is it to get a working security camera?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:59 PM (YqDXo)

296 Needs provisions for the North American Dignity Canal.

I doubt you can get Buttigieg named President through an Amendment.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 02:00 PM (8erNz)

297
Probably. Instead, he decided to up his douche quotient and lie more and more. I hope he's in jail or living under a bridge for a lone time.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 01:55 PM (iBBEC)






Foxx decided that being a member of the cast of Alien: Covenant was punishment enough.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2020 02:00 PM (kw0bd)

298 297 Foxx decided that being a member of the cast of Alien: Covenant was punishment enough.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2020 02:00 PM (kw0bd)

=======

*bites tongue*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 02:00 PM (zZbCU)

299 The MAGA country muggers are still on the loose

Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da (hey, hey, hey)

Posted by: Ventura Highway at January 09, 2020 02:01 PM (M+Lyo)

300 How hard is it to get a working security camera?

And why is the resolution always so godawful? I mean you can buy an HD camera the size of a grain of sand these days for under a hundred bucks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

301 283 No, since they're Otherworldly Horrors they'll just merge together in a
vile, God-cursed entity whose very existence is an outrage to the
universal order and then emerge as a 20-foot tall unspeakable monster of
filth and destruction that spreads slime and half-baked precedent all
across DC.

So just like any other Thursday then?
Posted by: DaveA at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (FhXTo)

Precisely.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 09, 2020 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

302 My guess is that Ginsberg is getting some really good MK-Ultra drugs so she thinks her cancer is cured. She just getting ready to be per-mummified.

Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2020 02:01 PM (gmo/4)

303 The US treasury owns the most, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (zZbCU)


Now how you can own your own debt is an interesting question. I'd like to know the answer, because then I would borrow $1 billion from myself, and buy a private island.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 02:01 PM (YqDXo)

304 Can't wait to live in obscurity in Canada! Other than the exposure the lucrative endorsement deals will create.

Posted by: Meghan Markle and Husband #2 at January 09, 2020 02:01 PM (6VO15)

305 302 My guess is that Ginsberg is getting some really good MK-Ultra drugs so she thinks her cancer is cured. She just getting ready to be per-mummified.
Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2020 02:01 PM (gmo/4)

=========

So, she's an ultra secret black on black spy like Jason Bourne?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 02:02 PM (zZbCU)

306 And why is the resolution always so godawful? I mean you can buy an HD camera the size of a grain of sand these days for under a hundred bucks

Park a Camry outside the cell and put it in reverse.

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 02:02 PM (8erNz)

307 Needs provisions for the North American Dignity Canal.

I doubt you can get Buttigieg named President through an Amendment.
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 02:00 PM (8erNz)
-----
"Canal", not "anal".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 09, 2020 02:02 PM (mWzQJ)

308 303 The US treasury owns the most, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (zZbCU)

Now how you can own your own debt is an interesting question. I'd like to know the answer, because then I would borrow $1 billion from myself, and buy a private island.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 02:01 PM (YqDXo)

=========

Step 1: Own your own currency that you can print off as much of as you want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 02:02 PM (zZbCU)

309 305 302 My guess is that Ginsberg is getting some really good MK-Ultra drugs so she thinks her cancer is cured. She just getting ready to be per-mummified.
Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2020 02:01 PM (gmo/4)


Dudes, I've told you before. We've got this one covered.

Posted by: Google Robotics at January 09, 2020 02:02 PM (8erNz)

310 Now how you can own your own debt is an interesting question.
--It helps when you can print your own money.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 09, 2020 02:02 PM (45lFm)

311 260
NBC News: Federal prosecutors say that video taken from outside of Jeffrey Epstein's cell the night of his FIRST suicide attempt in July has been permanently deleted because MCC saved video from the wrong tier of the jail and not the tier Epstein was on, a filing says.

======

Sad to say, but I believe this. Top Men and all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2020 01:54 PM (rEfh+)


Top Men. Yeah, I wonder what AG Barr thinks about this? IIRC, he sent the FBI to investigate all of the Epstein shenanigans in the Manhattan facility. I assume he wanted them to collect and secure any and all evidence. DeepState strikes again.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 02:02 PM (AMIL/)

312 And why is the resolution always so godawful? I mean you can buy an HD camera the size of a grain of sand these days for under a hundred bucks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)


Yep, that too. The photos of the Loch Ness monster are of higher resolution than the ones they get from security cameras. You can barely tell there's someone there. Do they clean the lens with motor oil?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 02:03 PM (YqDXo)

313 "Canal", not "anal".

You can't spell the one without the...other!

Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 02:04 PM (8erNz)

314 It's like crime shows where it invariably turns out
that the security camera wasn't working. WTF? How hard is it to get a
working security camera?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 01:59 PM (YqDXo)

We wouldn't know... -NASA team that turns off the space station cameras every time a UFO fly's by with the crew waving.


Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2020 02:04 PM (gmo/4)

315 279 Pullman must really suck for Leach to want to go to Starkvegas, which really does suck.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 01:57 PM (PQRcz)

He wouldn't have stayed for 8 years if he thought it sucked. Hard to pass on a SEC coaching gig.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2020 02:04 PM (a0IVu)

316 NBC News: Federal prosecutors say that video taken from outside of Jeffrey Epstein's cell the night of his FIRST suicide attempt in July has been permanently deleted because MCC saved video from the wrong tier of the jail and not the tier Epstein was on, a filing says.

And we laugh at the incompetence of the Iranians and Arabs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 02:04 PM (YqDXo)

317 The photos of the Loch Ness monster are of higher resolution than the ones they get from security cameras. You can barely tell there's someone there. Do they clean the lens with motor oil?

"You just have to enhance an image reflected off a hubcap and the eye of one of the passerbys and you can get a clear shot"
--CSI Shows

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

318
298 297 Foxx decided that being a member of the cast of Alien: Covenant was punishment enough.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2020 02:00 PM (kw0bd)

=======

*bites tongue*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 02:00 PM (zZbCU)








Heh.

I totes wasn't poking at you with a stick..... stop laughing, dammit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2020 02:05 PM (kw0bd)

319 "Canal", not "anal".

You can't spell the one without the...other!
Posted by: JEM at January 09, 2020 02:04 PM

I keep trying to tell my wife I am not asking for a moat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 02:05 PM (iBBEC)

320 And why is the resolution always so godawful?

==

my guess is server space and bandwidth

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 02:05 PM (G546f)

321 Wanna see $1,000,000,000 vaporize? Pump it in to IL. Foop!, indeed.

Posted by: klaftern at January 09, 2020 02:05 PM (RuIsu)

322 279 Pullman must really suck for Leach to want to go to Starkvegas, which really does suck.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 01:57 PM (PQRcz)


The SEC and Clemson are where it's at in NCAA Football nowadays. A coach would be crazy to not take a shot at glory at one of those places in 2020.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 02:05 PM (AMIL/)

323 264 Wait, this video was from cell block c, what is it doing in the cell block b folder? Well, I guess there is no way to transfer a file from one folder to another. Better delete it and bleach bit the sectors.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2020 01:55 PM (xhFCB)

When a few of these things happen I go with the principle that it's best not to ascribe to malevolence what is best explained by incompetence. After four or five such "coincidences," however, you get back to malevolence.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 09, 2020 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

324 Foxx, thats gotta be her pron name.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 09, 2020 02:05 PM (hmgiv)

325 Federal prosecutors say that video taken from outside of Jeffrey Epstein's cell the night of his FIRST suicide attempt in July has been permanently deleted because MCC saved video from the wrong tier of the jail and not the tier Epstein was on, a filing says.

Example #999 of how the govt is incompetent and should never be counted on to protect you or your family.

Oops ! we responded to the wrong house for the 911 call and shot the owner and his dog ! Our bad !

Posted by: McCool at January 09, 2020 02:05 PM (KvRqW)

326 "Canal", not "anal".

You can't spell the one without the...other!


"look, another picture of someone standing by a Canal sign covering up the C! ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS???"
--Every humor site on the internet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

327 Oops ! we responded to the wrong house for the 911 call and shot the owner and his dog ! Our bad !--
It's not like there was any intent.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 09, 2020 02:06 PM (45lFm)

328 And we laugh at the incompetence of the Iranians and Arabs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 02:04 PM

That wasn't incompetence. No way any of this shit was all an oopsie.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 02:06 PM (iBBEC)

329 321 Wanna see $1,000,000,000 vaporize? Pump it in to IL. Foop!, indeed.
Posted by: klaftern at January 09, 2020 02:05 PM (RuIsu)

============

In a back alley:

"Hey...come here. Come here."
-Sketchy guy in overcoat

"Um...I don't want no trouble."
-Innocent who tuck the wrong turn

"You wanna buy some Chicago municipal bonds?"
-Sketchy guy

*runs screaming*
-Innocent

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 02:06 PM (zZbCU)

330 322 Maybe he doesn't know Bama, LSU and Auburn are in that zip code? Other than Mullen, it's where coaches go to die.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 02:07 PM (PQRcz)

331 Now how you can own your own debt is an interesting question. I'd like to know the answer, because then I would borrow $1 billion from myself, and buy a private island.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 02:01 PM (YqDXo)


As I understand it - because the Fed is NOT a US Gov entity, but rather a consortium of banks. Pretty much, Uncle Sam's loan-sharks under the nominal leadership of an gov appointed chairman.

Ponder that - when push comes to shove, US monetary policy might ultimately be dictated not by elected officials, but rather bankers with international interests as well as domestic.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 02:07 PM (PeJCI)

332 "look, another picture of someone standing by a Canal sign covering up the C! ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS???"
--Every humor site on the internet
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)


I was under the impression that humor sites primarily just stole content they saw earlier the week on Twitter or Reddit.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2020 02:07 PM (KUaJL)

333 303 The US treasury owns the most, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 01:58 PM (zZbCU)

Now how you can own your own debt is an interesting question. I'd like to know the answer, because then I would borrow $1 billion from myself, and buy a private island.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

the best part is you could sue yourself for predatory lending and settle out of court for big bucks.

Posted by: x at January 09, 2020 02:08 PM (nFwvY)

334 The 5 year survival rate for Pancreatic Cancer is 7%

RBG is mort in less than a year.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 09, 2020 02:08 PM (CLteG)

335 It would be more dignified if Jen Rubin just ate Nancy's ass on-air at the next press conference. What kind of person admires garden-variety swamp creatures, regardless of party affiliation? Does she keep a diary with Paul Tsongas's name encased in heart-shaped doodles? And someone at the networks thinks this goofy bitch should get airtime. Can't imagine why ratings are in the basement.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 09, 2020 02:08 PM (zy+gb)

336 A consor-chum of banx?

Posted by: klaftern at January 09, 2020 02:08 PM (RuIsu)

337 we're only at 300 but the thread feels longer

let's start over:

First!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 02:09 PM (G546f)

338 You can't spell the one without the...other!

"look, another picture of someone standing by a Canal sign covering up the C! ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS???"
--Every humor site on the internet
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)
---
"Please don't swim in the _anal."

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2020 02:09 PM (DuZls)

339 That wasn't incompetence. No way any of this shit was all an oopsie.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 02:06 PM (iBBEC)


True. Although in fairness the government does often seem to be channeling Laurel and Hardy trying to paint out of the same bucket.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2020 02:09 PM (YqDXo)

340
Oops ! we responded to the wrong house for the 911 call and shot the owner and his dog ! Our bad !
Posted by: McCool at January 09, 2020 02:05 PM (KvRqW)

Or completely fcuked up his house, which we don't have to pay for!!

Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2020 02:09 PM (65i3Q)

341 There's a creek up north of me. Shmit Creek. The locals have given up uncovering the M. Someone left an old canoe paddle by the sign. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2020 02:09 PM (iBBEC)

342 let's start over:
--It's only been an hour!

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 09, 2020 02:09 PM (45lFm)

343 337 we're only at 300 but the thread feels longer

let's start over:

First!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 02:09 PM (G546f)

===========

That was quite the movie review of CATS that Ace wrote, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 09, 2020 02:09 PM (zZbCU)

344 Ponder that - when push comes to shove, US monetary policy might ultimately be dictated not by elected officials, but rather bankers with international interests as well as domestic.

Posted by: Mistakes Were Made at January 09, 2020 02:07 PM (PeJCI)

Nothing new. Good documentary called the Monster from Jekyll Island that talks about how the FED came into being.

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2020 02:10 PM (NgKpN)

345 Nood

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 09, 2020 02:10 PM (KUaJL)

346 >>Now how you can own your own debt is an interesting question. I'd like
to know the answer, because then I would borrow $1 billion from myself,
and buy a private island.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

"Pay yourself first," as the old saw goes.

Posted by: Zod at January 09, 2020 02:10 PM (qXNVo)

347 When a few of these things happen I go with the principle that it's best not to ascribe to malevolence what is best explained by incompetence.

After four or five such "coincidences," however, you get back to malevolence.
Posted by: joncelli


That, or they never fired the incompetents.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2020 02:10 PM (nQpdK)

348 313 "Canal", not "anal".

You can't spell the one without the...other!




and a surprise cotter is a totally different thing than a surprise otter.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2020 02:10 PM (sGtp+)

349 That was quite the movie review of CATS that Ace wrote, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License

ace actually built the birdcage they used on the set

he was trying to build a shelf but...

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 02:11 PM (G546f)

350 ooh willowed! yay

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 09, 2020 02:14 PM (G546f)

351 330 322 Maybe he doesn't know Bama, LSU and Auburn are in that zip code? Other than Mullen, it's where coaches go to die.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 09, 2020 02:07 PM (PQRcz)


You're forgetting the ego factor. Top-flight NCAA coaches, and those that want to be top-flight ones, have an ego as big as any politician's. They believe they can out-recruit and out-coach anyone. Most can't. Must be a really hard fall when they get fired for losing to 'Bama and LSU or Clemson 5 years straight.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2020 02:14 PM (AMIL/)

352 Oops ! we responded to the wrong house for the 911 call and shot the owner and his dog ! Our bad !
Posted by: McCool

Or completely fcuked up his house, which we don't have to pay for!!
Posted by: Gem

Or, "sorry we can't find all of your expensive stuff we confiscated as evidence now that you've been exonerated"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

353 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 09, 2020 02:15 PM (nNEcr)

354 I would bet 20 bucks that Chicago voters reelect Kim Foxx.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 09, 2020 02:16 PM (QuiPW)

355 I have an actual 800 million Mark Note - Weimar Republic my Grandfather gave me.

Am I rich? No? Crap!

Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2020 02:22 PM (gmo/4)

356 My favorite phrase from Nancy's rambling this morning: Prioritizing world peace.

It's my new catchphrase. Somebody asks me for a favor, asks me to pick them up, do an errand for them, whatever, my go-to reply will be, "I can't right now. Sorry! I'm prioritizing world peace."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 09, 2020 02:22 PM (COzlW)

357 Kim, YOU BIG DUMMY!

Posted by: Fred Sanford, Proprietor at January 09, 2020 02:28 PM (vI+F1)

358 I live in Chicago. Bill is a friend of mine. This is a liberal fight fest. Bill can't be bought, is not corrupt. He truly believes in what he says. He's a liberal, but more of a Daniel Monihan type liberal.

Foxx on the other hand is a person of the Machine. She is corrupt as the day is long.

The scariest thing here is the amount of data Google might have on you. Show me the man and I'll show you the crime is much easier with data like that.

Posted by: jeff carter at January 09, 2020 02:30 PM (c73GF)

359 277 Hey need an hand?

Uh ... yeah.
Posted by: Qasem Solimani at January 09, 2020 01:57 PM (YqDXo)

Single terrorists put a ring on it.

Cover by The Chippettes.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 09, 2020 03:12 PM (iSh8b)

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