The Reckoning Continues: Former CNN Host Reza Aslan, Kathy Griffin, Ana Navarro, Elizabeth Warren All Served Papers in New Round of Covington Kids Lawsuits

Former CNN treasure Reza Aslan is being sued specifically for encouraging vigilante violence against Sandmann, remarking that the 15 year old schoolboy had "a very punchable face."

He refused to delete this tweet until, oh how conincidental!, today, when he got served.

According to PJ Media the suit names a variety of public figures including "Ana Navarro, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), Maggie Haberman, and Kathy Griffin." PJ Media also reports that “According to the lawsuit, the tweet calling Sandmann’s face 'punchable' further spread the false narrative that the Covington Catholic boys had aggressively insulted the Native American man, when that was not the case."

Aslan deleted his tweet earlier today. The Post Millennial reached out to Barnes who said that "Aslan may be a facing a serious six-figure verdict, which could have been even worse had he not deleted his tweet when he did."



By the way, tough-guy Aslan -- who is an Iranian -- seemed to threaten the United States today, identifying with the Iranians and vowing that "we" never forget a slight, that is, "we" will always seek vengeance.



I might move to Kentucky just to serve on your jury, Iranian Agent Aslan.

In related news, Iran has launched cyberattacks across the US. Their preferred method of attack is to send US computers all of the pictures and videos they found on Paul Krugman's computer, thereby overwhelming the networks with exobyes of child pornography and erotic cartoons of Syd & Marty Krofft characters.

In response to questions about when I will stop making jokes about Paul Krugman and his child porn "compromised IP," a first-pass answer is "never."

I hope that's okay with the full-time professional virtue signalers and Stay-At-Twitter dads.

Clarification/Correction: I'm told that these lawsuits are not filed by Nick Sandamnn's lawyer, who I think is Lin Wood, but by Robert Barnes, who is representing various Covington students and their families.

Posted by: Ace at 07:56 PM




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1 Kentucky? I am guess not coal country.

Posted by: Big V at January 08, 2020 07:57 PM (B06Zw)

2 Ana Navarro?

Si!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 07:58 PM (GgGQj)

3 Ana married a rich guy right? She has money. Pay up, bitch

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2020 07:58 PM (sYDum)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2020 07:59 PM (arJlL)

5 I don't see the problem with this Krugman guy.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at January 08, 2020 07:59 PM (YgtOp)

6 I forgot. What did Warren say?

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2020 08:00 PM (vd8XM)

7 >>>6 I forgot. What did Warren say?


I forget too. I don't care. GUILTY.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 08:00 PM (PbpT7)

8 >>One thing you all need to know about Iranians before celebrating "de-escalation" is that as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never.

We don't either. Asl Soleimani when you see him next.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

9 I want Ana Navarro to be trebucheted into the sun.

I also want Sandman's mother to be sitting there filing her nails during Navarro's deposition.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (GbPPJ)

10 Hahaha. Fuck you, Ana Navarro. Gonna cut into overstuffed burrito fund to pay the settle,ent, huh?

Fat nasty bitch.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (JcXHH)

11 If Aslan is threatening, strip away the citizenship and deport his ass. We should be weeding out a lot of these Iranians.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (U7k5w)

12 Ana Navarro? LOL!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

13 I nooded

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (vd8XM)

14 Pitch perfect, Ace. Well done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

15 My day, current status: MADE.

Posted by: reason at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (F26eZ)

16 "He refused to delete this tweet until, oh how conincidental!, today, when he got served."

Oh this is precious. I want to linger on the flavor.

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (Tnijr)

17 Ana Gordito

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (PbpT7)

18 Aww, Griffin was just turning her career around!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (LZQhB)

19 I hate that stupid Aslan twatter.

You know what a saw? A nice young man who honestly had not idea how to respond to some fuckwit with a cameraman, an agenda, and a big fucking chip on his stooped shoulders. Also might have been fighting back the urge to gag on that fooker's meth-breath fumes.

dickweed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (xPJvm)

20 Reza Aslan, Kathy Griffin, Ana Navarro, Elizabeth Warren

Cannibal, headhunter, omnivore and author of a cook book.

So we got all the co-authors to How To Serve Man

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (ykYG2)

21 Tucker is still butt-clenched over Iran.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

22 I want Ana Navarro to be trebucheted into the sun.

I also want Sandman's mother to be sitting there filing her nails during Navarro's deposition.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January



We need the sun, don't go fucking it up with her fat ass.

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (HALdu)

23 Ana Gordito looks like ten inches of filling stuffed into a six inch tortilla.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (PbpT7)

24 I want Sandmann's crew to go tooth and nail much harder on these assholes than they ever did with CNN. Make 'em all penniless.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)

25 This may end Kathy Griffins career!!! /s

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 08, 2020 08:03 PM (fYi9j)

26 At this rate, young Nickmis gonna be the most eligible young bachelor of his generation.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 08, 2020 08:03 PM (G546f)

27 a first-pass answer is "never."

After it stops being funny the third time.

Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2020 08:03 PM (FhXTo)

28 If they put a picture of a busty redhead on the front of the hacking, they might get me!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:03 PM (2B9A/)

29 Serious question. Why do these Twitterits believe they are free to libel people?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 08, 2020 08:03 PM (m/eiQ)

30 Here alex

https://dailycaller.com/2019/12/26/
woman-flamethrower-christmas-
presents-dad-father-video/

might be a repeat

Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2020 08:03 PM (FhXTo)

31 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (GbPPJ)

You're gonna need a yuge trebuchet. Like one of those things the pumpkin thrower guys build.

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 08:04 PM (U7voe)

32 Stay at Twitter dads

*snort*

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 08:04 PM (/g8Me)

33 29. Because they have been free to do so.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 08, 2020 08:04 PM (fYi9j)

34 >>>26 At this rate, young Nickmis gonna be the most eligible young bachelor of his generation.

pics?

Posted by: Paul Krugman, arousedly at January 08, 2020 08:04 PM (PbpT7)

35 In related news, Iran has launched cyberattacks across the US. Their preferred method of attack is to send US computers all of the pictures and videos they found on Paul Krugman's computer, thereby overwhelming the networks with exobyes of child pornography and erotic cartoons of Syd & Marty Krofft characters.


==


LOLOLOL ! stop!! I can't take this much laughter !!

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2020 08:04 PM (zr5Kq)

36 29 Serious question. Why do these Twitterits believe they are free to libel people?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 08, 2020 08:03 PM (m/eiQ)

Well, as I always understood it the press enjoyed pretty wide latitude anyway- and that has only gotten worse.

Plus, they are just assholes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:04 PM (2B9A/)

37 Ana can join Meggie Mac on her grief tour of a local all you can eat donut buffet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

38 Serious question. Why do these Twitterits believe they are free to libel people?
====

Because they've never faced consequences for their bullshit previously.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2020 08:04 PM (JcXHH)

39 We need the sun, don't go fucking it up with her fat ass.
Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (HALdu)

The grease will burn and increase global warming.

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 08:05 PM (U7voe)

40 Sue! Sue like the wind!

Posted by: Miklos, re-meme-ing at January 08, 2020 08:05 PM (QzkSJ)

41 Tucker is still butt-clenched over Iran.


he's really not thinking clearly on this

he's got some sort of emotional hangup here

sad, really

probably he is too old to change his thinking I guess so, just tune him out for a while

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 08, 2020 08:05 PM (Rarvo)

42 Willowed-
Just in time for the 2020 election, Twitter allegedly working on a feature to limit who can reply to your posts:

https://tinyurl.com/v72j4c3

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2020 08:05 PM (wiXsO)

43 We need the sun, don't go fucking it up with her fat ass.
Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (HALdu)


The entire summer the air would smell like french fries.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 08, 2020 08:05 PM (377Zs)

44 I want Ana Navarro to be trebucheted into the sun.

I also want Sandman's mother to be sitting there filing her nails during Navarro's deposition.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (GbPPJ)

------------

You are quality, alex. Never change.

Posted by: reason at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (F26eZ)

45 The grease will burn and increase global warming.
Posted by: Vanya at January




mebbe, mebbe not

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (HALdu)

46 39 We need the sun, don't go fucking it up with her fat ass.
Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (HALdu)

The grease will burn and increase global warming.
Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 08:05 PM (U7voe)

Tell me about it.
-Thanos, whose ass still burns

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (2B9A/)

47 "He refused to delete this tweet until, oh how conincidental!, today, when he got served."


This will be brought up in the courtroom, yes?

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (l3+k2)

48 9 I want Ana Navarro to be trebucheted into the sun.

I also want Sandman's mother to be sitting there filing her nails during Navarro's deposition.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (GbPPJ)
-------------------------------------------
Ooooh! Perfecto!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (M/9m0)

49 From Wiki, re Nathan Phillips:

A January 2019 article in Indian Country Today described Phillips as a "keeper of a sacred pipe".

A sacred meth pipe, presumably.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (RFAn/)

50 The entire summer the air would smell like french fries.
=====

With subtle undertones of pork rinds.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (JcXHH)

51 "Stay-at-Twitter Dads". Ouch. What a perfect term to describe French/Goldberg/Podhoretz/etc as they flirt with each other all day on Twitter.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (d9Cw3)

52 This is really a good news day!


Every cheap sleazebag is getting served, and CNN, with lots of lawyers, just gave up and settled.


Hey Lizzie Warren, spin this one!

Can she use campaign funds to pay her settlement?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (sy5kK)

53 In response to questions about when I will stop making jokes about Paul Krugman and his child porn "compromised IP," a first-pass answer is "never."


And people wonder why I spend so much time here

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (BiNEL)

54 Aslan appears to have something fundamentally wrong with him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

55 Young Nick needs a battle flag, like a pic of Richard Jewell and "Never Again!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

56 How sweet it is!

"as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never."

Sadly for you, Nick Sandmann doesn't either.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 08, 2020 08:07 PM (H8QX8)

57 How is a retired army colonel an expert commenter on the ME?

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 08:07 PM (K22Va)

58 I'm glad Merv didn't have to see what's become of Kathy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

59 might be a repeat
Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2020 08:03 PM (FhXTo)

It's. It's so beautiful.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 08:07 PM (GbPPJ)

60 We don't forget either Aslan. We aren't cucky NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: WOPR at January 08, 2020 08:07 PM (J70i0)

61 The entire summer the air would smell like french fries.
=====

With subtle undertones of pork rinds.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy on

And a hint of Fromunda cheese

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2020 08:08 PM (vd8XM)

62 22 I want Ana Navarro to be trebucheted into the sun.

Remember your Newtonian physics young lady. For every action there is an equal an opposite reaction. It might just hurl the earth out of our current orbit.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 08, 2020 08:08 PM (v/CnW)

63 I also want Sandman's mother to be sitting there filing her nails[/s[ knitting during Navarro's deposition.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (GbPPJ)

My apologies Your Highness, but might I suggest...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:08 PM (BiNEL)

64 6 I forgot. What did Warren say?

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2020 08:00 PM (vd8XM)


_______



Warren wrote that Phillips had endured "hateful taunts with dignity and strength."



For her people ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

65 Take the injun's four teeth and drum, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

66 so our host doesn't get sued:

Reza Aslan is [still] on the board of NIAC -
niacouncil.org/about-niac/staff-board/reza-aslan/

And yes, NIAC is a front for the Islamic Republic -
newrepublic.com/article/71237/what-niac

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:08 PM (ykYG2)

67 H.R. Pufnstuf does Dallas?

Posted by: klaftern at January 08, 2020 08:08 PM (RuIsu)

68 Carp

I also want Sandman's mother to be sitting there filing her nails knitting during Navarro's deposition.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (GbPPJ)

My apologies Your Highness, but might I suggest...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (BiNEL)

69 I guess it's probably a little late for them to use what will heretofore be know as The Krugman Defense?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (m/eiQ)

70 All those bints prolly think their high-powered attorney can make it go away. Wait...Aviantay has been indicted, and Dershowitz likes Republicans now.

Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (RL/ur)

71 Aslan acts as if the inability to forget and forgive is an asset. Well, I guess it is on the left.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (3ldzE)

72 The flute matched the curtains... Wait, what?

Posted by: Wilhelmina W. Witchiepoo at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (YgtOp)

73 Every cheap sleazebag is getting served, and CNN, with lots of lawyers, just gave up and settled.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (sy5kK)

I'm not a lawyer, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, but I can't imagine a lawyer would want the CNN talking head brigade being put on the stand and raked over by a hostile attorney. Their self importance would take over and they'd say some shit that would leave Sandmann owning the fucking network.

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (U7voe)

74 Aww, Griffin was just turning her career around!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


Kathy Griffin's career was an aspiring rapper.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (M0u+N)

75 Ana Gordito looks like ten inches of filling stuffed into a six inch tortilla.
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (PbpT7)

===========


Ace, I just want you to know, that out here in the real world, on my sad little cubicle wall, I have your quote "Ten pounds of bat-potatoes stuffed in a five-pound bat-sack" written on a post-it.

Posted by: reason at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (F26eZ)

76 >>Hey Lizzie Warren, spin this one!

Can she use campaign funds to pay her settlement?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

She's a democrat. Of course she can. But then you already knew that.

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (2cuLk)

77 WOMP WOMP

Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (RL/ur)

78 Warren wrote that Phillips had endured "hateful taunts with dignity and strength."



For her people ...
Posted by: ShainS on


Thank you

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (vd8XM)

79 on Tucker: anyone know who Col Douglas MacGregor is? He said we should should get out of Iraq.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2020 08:10 PM (4a9Vv)

80 And yes, NIAC is a front for the Islamic Republic


Nice

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)

81 7 >>>6 I forgot. What did Warren say?


I forget too. I don't care. GUILTY.
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 08:00 PM (PbpT7

Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2020 08:10 PM (2VADA)

82 The three legs of a stool strategy for defeating leftist ass heads:

1) Sue their ass every chance you get.
2) Never, ever vote democrat.
3) Rain blows on them until you feel all warm and contented inside.

Repeat as necessary.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2020 08:10 PM (Z+IKu)

83 Honestly I like the Babylon Bee's piece on making them wear Trump 2020 Hats on the air hilarious, and best part would be to make them do it until the election.

Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2020 08:10 PM (nonGu)

84 58
I'm glad Merv didn't have to see what's become of Kathy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

_______


That she never attained the heights of sleeping with men like Rock Hudson and Marlon Brando?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 08:10 PM (WqPYg)

85 Reza Aslan, Kathy Griffin, Ana Navarro, Elizabeth Warren



Cannibal, headhunter, omnivore and author of a cook book.



So we got all the co-authors to How To Serve Man


I nominate this comment as Thread Winner.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 08:10 PM (HaL55)

86 Ace is bringing lots of good news today. Love it!

Posted by: AlmostYuman at January 08, 2020 08:10 PM (HhHjz)

87 >>>"Ten pounds of bat-potatoes stuffed in a five-pound bat-sack" written on a post-it.

was that about Alicia Silverstone?

I don't remember that.

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 08:10 PM (PbpT7)

88 Just as a matter of idle curiosity, I wonder whether that Iranian "we will never forget" tweet came before or after he got served with the Sandmann suit.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 08:10 PM (/669Q)

89 Snarky Ace is the best Ace

Posted by: G marks the spot at January 08, 2020 08:10 PM (eEzj3)

90 Reza Aslan's the guy who ate human brain tissue, isn't he?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 08, 2020 08:11 PM (naEeR)

91 Has anyone asked Krugman yet if there are pictures of Bill Clinton on Pedo Island in his collection of kiddie porn?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2020 08:11 PM (WdocV)

92
remember COL DAVID HUNT?

Is he mort?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 08, 2020 08:11 PM (SKaNH)

93 Did Ana Navarro eat the process server?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 08, 2020 08:11 PM (m/eiQ)

94 H.R. Pufnstuf does Dallas?

Sigmund and the Hosemonsters

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:11 PM (oVJmc)

95 That Ana Navarro is one nasty bitch. In a just world she would end up in Tijuana doing shows involving pullers of antique farm implements.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 08:11 PM (/g8Me)

96 Reza Aslan, how much equity do you have in your home?


Thanks.


The sidewalk is right there.

Posted by: Lyn Wood, atty at January 08, 2020 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

97 Well we were warned that Aslan is not a tame lion.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 08, 2020 08:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

98 Dear Asian ,Neither do I.

Posted by: willow channeling Sandmans mommy at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (/mFuM)

99 Tucker is dragging a net all over the DC Swamp finding military "experts" who are as skeered as he is.

Sadly, Martha McCallum scored Geraldo earlier.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

100 71 Aslan acts as if the inability to forget and forgive is an asset. Well, I guess it is on the left.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (3ldzE)

Isn't he masquerading as an American these days? He's a Iranian propagandist

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (U7k5w)

101 71 Aslan acts as if the inability to forget and forgive is an asset. Well, I guess it is on the left.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (3ldzE)

They are morons who believe their own rhetoric on how important it is to remember your 'tribe' when the ability to be part of something larger was one of the reasons for western civilizations successes. The ability to form bonds of comradeship with people who did not look exactly like you or speak exactly like you, but believed in the same kinds of things.

This is why ace's argument about the civil war/divorce already being a thing is actually probably true, because it is getting more and more obvious that we do not even have any sort of values in common anymore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (2B9A/)

102 wtf did Paul Krugman do now? I have been away from Le Blog today.

Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (RL/ur)

103 Stupid phone!

Posted by: willow channeling Sandmans mommy at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (/mFuM)

104 4.9 earthquake in Iran near the Nuke plant??? Natural or man-made (Weapon Induced) ?

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (qM84C)

105 "Aslan appears to have something fundamentally wrong with him."
It's the islam.

Posted by: Chris M at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (6XZdO)

106 Did Ana Navarro eat the process server?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 08, 2020 08:11 PM (m/eiQ)

UNA BUTA, SOLO!

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (U7voe)

107 speaking of Kathy Griffin... I thought today that Liz Claman is starting to look old like Griffin.

Sad!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (4a9Vv)

108 41
Tucker is still butt-clenched over Iran.





he's really not thinking clearly on this



he's got some sort of emotional hangup here



sad, really



probably he is too old to change his thinking I guess so, just tune him out for a while

I'm in total agreement. Get The Fuck Out! Break down for us what Douglas Macgregor just explained about the region?

Posted by: sherpa_K2 at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (BsCoj)

109 Hey Lizzie Warren, spin this one!

Can she use campaign funds to pay her settlement?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (sy5kK)


She was just coming to the defense of a fellow Indian!

The question now is how this is going to affect her campaign. If the MSM bury it, then she's their choice of nominee. But if they want to torpedo her, they've now got some great ammo. As do her rivals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:13 PM (RFAn/)

110 on Tucker: anyone know who Col Douglas MacGregor is? He said we should should get out of Iraq.


So did Donald Trump in 2007.


Fucking pansy.

Posted by: reality check at January 08, 2020 08:13 PM (SENHs)

111

<<<In related news, Iran has launched cyberattacks across the US. Their
preferred method of attack is to send US computers all of the pictures
and videos they found on Paul Krugman's computer, thereby overwhelming
the networks with exobyes of child pornography and erotic cartoons of
Syd Marty Krofft characters.>>>




Does that include Sigmund and the Sea Monster?




Asking for a friend, of course.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 08, 2020 08:13 PM (I8FKK)

112 OT: Missed the earlier thread.

Droop Insky sounds like a belly button problem.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 08:13 PM (m45I2)

113 By the way, tough-guy Aslan -- who is an Iranian -- seemed to threaten the United States today, identifying with the Iranians and vowing that "we" never forget a slight, that is, "we" will always seek vengeance.


We will cross the Jajrood river in the middle of the night, and kill you in your sleep on the last day of Ramadan.

Posted by: Miklos, and Glover's Marbleheaders at January 08, 2020 08:14 PM (QzkSJ)

114 Aslan appears to have something fundamentally wrong with him.

Interminable Progressivism. How sad.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 08:14 PM (HaL55)

115 71 Aslan acts as if the inability to forget and forgive is an asset. Well, I guess it is on the left.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (3ldzE)


Then he'll appreciate Nick Sandmann suing his ass into the ground.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:14 PM (RFAn/)

116 Aslan allegedly fled as a refugee with his parents in 79. Seems it's safe for him to return if he's a "dual citizen". Iran doesn't typically recognize that shit, and we shouldn't either.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 08:14 PM (U7k5w)

117
I never watched Hot In Cleveland because I assumed it was garbage. But it's very good. Very few sitcoms make me lol.

It made my list of good sitcoms:

King of Queens
Third Rock From The Sun
Everyone Loves Raymond
Hot In Cleveland
My Name Is Earl

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 08, 2020 08:14 PM (SKaNH)

118 Please don't ever change, Muldoon.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 08:14 PM (/669Q)

119 anyone know who Col Douglas MacGregor is? He said we should should get out of Iraq.
***

He's got a wikipedia page.

Looks like he had ideas often at odds with the Army mainstream when he was a Col and wasn't very good at winning friends in the leadership...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (WdocV)

120 did the Iranians accidentally take down that Ukraine airliner..? Possibility just raised on Tucker's show.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (4a9Vv)

121 "The question now is how this is going to affect her campaign. If the MSM
bury it, then she's their choice of nominee. But if they want to
torpedo her, they've now got some great ammo. As do her rivals."

Very interesting.

Posted by: Tulsi at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (l3+k2)

122 Kuru is a harsh master.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

123 So it appears that part of the CNN settlement is that corporation will not provide aid to their employees defense.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (1g7ch)

124 Might as well clean them all out and show the public what they really are.

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (ZCEU2)

125 I'd like to find the cnn terrorist Iranian in a dark alley or parking lot and have a few words with him.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (pw+jk)

126 as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never.

But, as a people, you also forgot how to aim.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (Ydn2k)

127 Reza Asian. Have you ever seen a more drainable bank account?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (EALZW)

128 >>Has anyone asked Krugman yet if there are pictures of Bill Clinton on Pedo Island in his collection of kiddie porn?
Posted by: 18-1

Just the selfies Krugman took with him and the girls.

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2020 08:16 PM (2cuLk)

129 Bomb bomb bomb


Bomb Bomb IRAN


good times...


I miss being alive. You get to pretend things that happened didn't happen.

Posted by: John McCain (R-Hell) at January 08, 2020 08:16 PM (SENHs)

130 "Aslan appears to have something fundamentally wrong with him."
It's the islam.


That, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 08:16 PM (HaL55)

131 Sadly, Martha McCallum scored Geraldo earlier.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:12 PM (ptqGC)


These Hordian reminders make me glad I'm saving over $100/month that I can spend on better booze by not having a cable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:16 PM (BiNEL)

132 126 as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never.

But, as a people, you also forgot how to aim.
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (Ydn2k)

And start shooting each other at the first provocation.

You know, Arab tribalism is kind of a leftist wet dream.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:16 PM (2B9A/)

133 120 did the Iranians accidentally take down that Ukraine airliner..? Possibility just raised on Tucker's show.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (4a9Vv)

Of course it was accidental, it was filled with Iranians and Iranian "ex-pats"

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 08:16 PM (U7k5w)

134 >>That Ana Navarro is one nasty bitch. In a just world she would end up in Tijuana doing shows involving pullers of antique farm implements.
Posted by: jsg

Mexican kids?

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2020 08:17 PM (2cuLk)

135
Wendi Malek will be 70 this year. I never found her attractive. Maybe it's her Exo-Skeleton body. Or maybe it's her manly voice. Or maybe it's her manly face. Or perhaps her penis. I dunno. But something about her I just don't dig.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 08, 2020 08:17 PM (SKaNH)

136 Part of Sandmann's settlement should be that every on-air word reader has to wear a MAGA hat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

137 That Ana Navarro is one nasty bitch. In a just world she would end up in Tijuana doing shows involving pullers of antique farm implements.

Ox shows?

Clydesdale shows?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 08, 2020 08:17 PM (naEeR)

138 These Hordian reminders make me glad I'm saving over $100/month that I can spend on better booze by not having a cable!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:16 PM (BiNEL)
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Right? We get all the news we need right here on the intertubes. Although I do worry about Jane always taking one for the team. She's made of tough stuff, though.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 08:17 PM (/669Q)

139 From Wiki, re Nathan Phillips:
A January 2019 article in Indian Country Today described Phillips as a "keeper of a sacred pipe".
A sacred meth pipe, presumably.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:06 PM (RFAn/)

Hahaha...yup. That would explain what happened to Chief Meth Mouth's chiclets.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2020 08:18 PM (Z+IKu)

140 Ever been a part of a Slestak bukake party?


I have.

Posted by: Holly Marshall at January 08, 2020 08:18 PM (I8FKK)

141 You know, Arab tribalism is kind of a leftist wet dream.

***

Most of the left wants to be America's Saddam Hussein.

Of course when it comes to the Persians, they were one of the most advanced civilizations on Earth prior to Islam...note they've done nothing of note in the intervening 1400 or so years.


Notice the same thing with Egypt...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2020 08:18 PM (WdocV)

142 Mexican kids?

Where?!

Posted by: KRUGTRON THE INVINCIBLE at January 08, 2020 08:18 PM (ykYG2)

143 I love how these Trump years are turning tables on the bullies who have had their way for so long.

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2020 08:18 PM (87gB3)

144 >One thing you all need to know about Iranians before celebrating "de-escalation" is that as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never.


Huh.
How many divisions does he have?

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2020 08:19 PM (iTXRQ)

145 Because Hunt for Red October is on . .

"This pornography business will get out of control. it will get out of control and I'll be lucky to stay employed through it. "
- Former enron advisor and current pedophile Paul Krugman


Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2020 08:19 PM (eejWd)

146 Ever been a part of a Slestak bukake party?



Old slestaks or new slestaks, makes a difference

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:19 PM (HALdu)

147 Kuru is a harsh master.

Inexplicably, there is a brand of shoes named "Kuru".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 08, 2020 08:19 PM (naEeR)

148 There really is no defense for them . there was plenty of video available showing who the disreputable fks were and who was harrassing whom. It certainly wasn't Sandman harassing them.

Posted by: willow channeling Sandmans mommy at January 08, 2020 08:19 PM (/mFuM)

149 Part of Sandmann's settlement should be that every on-air word reader has to wear a MAGA hat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:17 PM (ptqGC)


And a clown nose!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:19 PM (BiNEL)

150 123 So it appears that part of the CNN settlement is that corporation will not provide aid to their employees defense.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2020 08:15 PM (1g7ch)


It gets better by the hour, doesn't it?

Posted by: Lyn Wood, atty at January 08, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

151 Or perhaps her penis.
___

That's very judgemental of you. I love a nice female penis. I just wish you know who's wasn't 12 inches. OUCH!

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 08, 2020 08:20 PM (WdocV)

152 "as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never."


Yeah, we get that. You're stuck in another century. And?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 08, 2020 08:20 PM (H8QX8)

153 Aslan appears to have something fundamentally wrong with him.

------

I would blame the kuru, but he was like that before he chowed down on some brains

Posted by: Josephistan at January 08, 2020 08:20 PM (4P/2y)

154 Chief Meth Teef's Vietnam service consisted of being a stateside refrigeration mechanic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

155 did the Iranians accidentally take down that Ukraine airliner..? Possibility just raised on Tucker's show.

Thanks for tuning in to AoS, Tucker.

They're going to have to pretend they did it as a lesson to...somebody, I don't know. They should ask the MFM to come up with a good reason for them.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2020 08:20 PM (QrTqV)

156 I have.
Posted by: Holly Marshall at January 08, 2020 08:18 PM

I had such a huge crush on Holly when I was youngster.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2020 08:21 PM (hLKSS)

157
Ana Navarro's tweet is still up:
Must Watch: Native-American elder taunted by racist MAGA-hat wearing teens, speaks and cries for America, the country he defended and sacrificed and wore the uniform for. It is people like Nathan Phillips who make America great.
Thank you for your dignity, sir.


Retweeted by:
Robert Barnes
@Barnes_Law
Retract this libel @ananavarro, or let us know where we can serve the lawsuit

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 08:21 PM (GgGQj)

158 I love this. Bankrupt the fuckers.

I want Aslan so broke he has to sell his own bone marrow to scrape up grocery money. I want Faucahontas to slink back to Massachusetts and beg the Wampanoag tribe to let her be a greeter at their casino, dressed in buckskin and singing "I'm An Indian, Too."

And in the settlement, demand a public apology. And add to that that it must be a complete, public apology: "I was a smug asshole and I was an idiot and a racist and I was wrong."

With the caveat that, if the apology has any equivocation in it whatsoever - a "but," an "I'm sorry if you were offended," or even a "Trump made me do it," you are immediately hauled back into court and fined triple whatever amount the judge settles.

As a wise man once said, fuck them until they shit blood for a month.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2020 08:21 PM (Ki5SV)

159 Remember when Iran killed a bunch of Jews in Argentina because, um...I'm sure Argentinian Jews did a lot of wrongs to the Iranian people....right?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2020 08:21 PM (WdocV)

160 Of course when it comes to the Persians, they were one of the most advanced civilizations on Earth prior to Islam...note they've done nothing of note in the intervening 1400 or so years.

Greater Iran, including the old Silk Road, did better. Seriously. Al-Khwarizmi was a big f'ing deal. Biruni too (another Islam-era Chorasmian).

They were 'indifferent Moslems', to borrow a Lovecraftism; but they did accomplish a lot in astronomy and mathematics.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:21 PM (ykYG2)

161 I get Fitty dollah
Donkey gonna holla!
I get Paid to da wild thang!

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 08, 2020 08:21 PM (9sRoO)

162 Although I do worry about Jane always taking one for the team. She's made of tough stuff, though.

Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2020 08:17 PM (/669Q)


Yes, I too worry about Jane a lot, she is really the tip of the spear in continually viewing the cesspit of MSM news. But she has an indomitable spirit, thank goodness!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:21 PM (BiNEL)

163 Oh good. Finally, Tucker is going after The Beast and her war-mongering.

Sadly, followed by his crush, Tulsi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

164 I hope they crush the bastards, Aslan and Navarro in particular. I hope they lose their asses, and I hope the terms are made public.

Let them serve as examples.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2020 08:22 PM (PtTEx)

165 Remember that Big Chief with Breath of Freon's daughter is on the anti-Christ George Soros's payroll as some Indian activist. IIRC, she's spoken before somebody at the UN or something similar. I'm not certain if she was at that confrontation or not.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 08:22 PM (HaL55)

166 Asl Soleimani
Posted by: JackStraw


62 / male / Lucifer's Harem.

Posted by: Q Soleimani at January 08, 2020 08:22 PM (P1f+c)

167 Tucker just had a clip of Hillary in 2008 saying that we could totally obliterate Iran if they attacked Israel, or something like that. Tucker is interviewing Tulsi now.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2020 08:22 PM (4a9Vv)

168 I almost feel sorry for Reza Aslan. Almost.

Named after the last Shah of Iran and a character in Christian fiction meant to represent Jesus.

I'm sure when Mr. Aslan was taking it up the ass from his big brothers in Tehran when he was a kid they gave him all sorts of shit about that.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2020 08:22 PM (9OMtu)

169 Say your prayers little one
Don't forget my son
To include everyone

I tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
'Til the sandmann he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2020 08:23 PM (ms95q)

170 One thing you all need to know about Iranians before celebrating de-escalation is that as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never.

Yeah, yeah. You aren't doing shit and everyone knows it.

Put your swelled chest back in your purse.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 08:23 PM (/g8Me)

171 I want Aslan so broke he has to sell his own bone marrow to scrape up grocery money.

Considering the prions likely swarming his bloodstream, he would be selling his bone marrow for mad cow disease research.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 08, 2020 08:23 PM (naEeR)

172 154 Chief Meth Teef's Vietnam service consisted of being a stateside refrigeration mechanic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)


"It's quiet in there. Too quiet."

"That's because the refrigerator motor isn't working."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:23 PM (RFAn/)

173 Sadly, followed by his crush, Tulsi.
___

I would hit it.


With a 9 MM bullet in Fort Marcy Park


CACKLE! CACKLE! CACKLE!




Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2020 08:23 PM (WdocV)

174 Now Tulsi.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 08:23 PM (K22Va)

175 A Judge just fucked Jussie Smollet up his squeak hole!

Orders google to turn over ALL of his data

Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 08, 2020 08:23 PM (aR6C/)

176 154; jane, pretty sure all he ever did was huff refrigerant.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2020 08:23 PM (KP5rU)

177 Yes, I too worry about Jane a lot, she is really the tip of the spear in continually viewing the cesspit of MSM news. But she has an indomitable spirit, thank goodness!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Tito's has it's uses, for such as can afford it.

Posted by: Miklos, valued Valu-Rite customer at January 08, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)

178 One thing you all need to know about Iranians before celebrating de-escalation is that as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never.

Former residents of Hiroshima and Nagasaki would like to have a word with you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:24 PM (RFAn/)

179 Tucker is obsessed with Tulsi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

180 A Judge just fucked Jussie Smollet up his squeak hole!

___

Not as much fun as I thought it would be I have to admit

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at January 08, 2020 08:24 PM (WdocV)

181 Chief Meth Teef's Vietnam service consisted of being a stateside refrigeration mechanic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)


I'm crushed, I thought he served as a forward combat refrigeration mechanic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:24 PM (BiNEL)

182 175 A Judge just fucked Jussie Smollet up his squeak hole!

Orders google to turn over ALL of his data
Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 08, 2020 08:23 PM (aR6C/)


These are great days we're living, bros!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:24 PM (RFAn/)

183 did the Iranians accidentally take down that Ukraine airliner..? Possibility just raised on Tucker's show.

Iran is demanding to know who got that gun's IP address.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (g0Lfb)

184 "Syd & Marty Krofft characters"


I am willing to bet that there is a pronhub channel featuring exactly this.

Because of course there is.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (9OMtu)

185 Tulsi on TuCa. I tend to agree with her on this point. Get us out of these shitholes

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (7ZQe3)

186 CNN settled, which means these guys should be worried.

Griffin is going to wind up broke, living under a bridge, isn't she?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (WEBkv)

187 You guys!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

188 As a wise man once said, fuck them until they shit blood for a month.
=====

Trust me, it's no fun, surprisingly.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (JcXHH)

189 Is Carlson still crying in his bowtie about war

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (BqBId)

190 'Member when the Persians held a grudge against Alexander the Great?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (JCrfD)

191 "One thing you all need to know about Iranians before celebrating de-escalation is that as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never."

What are you still doing here? Shouldn't you be hanging a gay guy from a construction crane or something?

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (U7voe)

192 181 Chief Meth Teef's Vietnam service consisted of being a stateside refrigeration mechanic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

I'm crushed, I thought he served as a forward combat refrigeration mechanic!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:24 PM (BiNEL)


He and Carlos Hathcock went behind enemy lines to fuck up their refrigerators.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (RFAn/)

193 Remember that Big Chief with Breath of Freon's daughter is on the anti-Christ George Soros's payroll as some Indian activist. IIRC, she's spoken before somebody at the UN or something similar. I'm not certain if she was at that confrontation or not.

Runs From Dentist is a professional activist, too. Gets 'donations' for his 'work.'

Probably thought he was going to make a fortune from targeting whitey. Might have for all I know.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

194 I'm glad Merv didn't have to see what's become of Kathy.



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:07 PM (oVJmc)


Noooo... You have got to be kidding/mistaken.

That nasty hag is the spawn of my beloved afternoon talk show host??!!

Posted by: cfo mom at January 08, 2020 08:26 PM (RfzVr)

195 Ana Navarro's husband is frantically calling his lawyer to make sure the pre nup is totes legit.

Posted by: MJ at January 08, 2020 08:26 PM (gAMkn)

196 I tend to agree with her on this point. Get us out of these shitholes
***


Fewer boots on the ground, more 2,000 lb bombs.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2020 08:26 PM (WdocV)

197 Asl Soleimani
Posted by: JackStraw

62 / male / Lucifer's Harem.

Posted by: Q Soleimani


Activity on his Twitter feed from Hell has slowed down since Monday but still worth a follow:

@Qasam_Soleimani

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2020 08:26 PM (9OMtu)

198 In his defense he said "freon ranger"

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:26 PM (HALdu)

199 What an AWESOME year so far!
Hey, leftards! Was it worth it?
"Merry Impeachmas!"

fucking idiots
Eat a shriveled up bag of dicks.
WINNING

Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 08, 2020 08:26 PM (aR6C/)

200 Good book to read on topic of the Iranian Intermezzo, when the post-Islamic Iranians were Muslim-in-name-only, is Lost Enlightenment: Central Asia's Golden Age.

The Shahnameh is full of awesome. So is the 1001 Nights (which contains much Iranian lore). The quasi-Muslim Persians came up with many excellent poets. Wine, women, and song indeed.

Islam suppressed old Iran but couldn't kill it. I pray that the old Iran comes back.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

201 ace, I hope there really isn't an expiration date on Krugman jokes because never is a good date.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (hmgiv)

202 There's something deeply wrong with Fatty Ana.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

203 "Named after the last Shah of Iran and a character in Christian fiction meant to represent Jesus"
He converted back to islam in 2005. I guess 9/11/01 was a calling for him.

Posted by: Chris M at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (6XZdO)

204 Tulsi on TuCa. I tend to agree with her on this point. Get us out of these shitholes

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (7ZQe3)

Sure. Just remember she's full of shit. Playing a part. To what end I don't know, but I do know what show she is on.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (ms95q)

205 A Judge just fucked Jussie Smollet up his squeak hole!



I'm betting he was fine with that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

206 I think it is time for Metal Trump: Enter Sandman

https://youtu.be/Yey5MtACi3g

Posted by: Josephistan at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (4P/2y)

207 >>CNN settled, which means these guys should be worried.

Griffin is going to wind up broke, living under a bridge, isn't she?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Whoa! We don't want that nasty bitch down here.

Posted by: Bridge Bum at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (2cuLk)

208 As a wise man once said, fuck them until they shit blood for a month.
=====

Trust me, it's no fun, surprisingly.
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug

Tampons are free at that college you got in South Bend-over.

Posted by: Miklos, Happily Houring at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)

209 I tend to agree with her on this point. Get us out of these shitholes
***
Fewer boots on the ground, more 2,000 lb bombs.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2020 08:26 PM (WdocV)


Glass their ass!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:28 PM (BiNEL)

210 186 CNN settled, which means these guys should be worried.

Griffin is going to wind up broke, living under a bridge, isn't she?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (WEBkv)


CNN probably settled to avoid the procto exam that is discovery, where the plaintiffs could probably find a LOT of toxic shit.

As for Griffin, she's probably already living under an overpass, but will have to move to another one in an even shittier neighborhood.

My sympathy goes out ... to the residents of that neighborhood.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:28 PM (RFAn/)

211 ace, I hope there really isn't an expiration date on Krugman jokes because never is a good date.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (hmgiv)

Unlike his attractions, Krugman jokes are not short-dated.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2020 08:28 PM (ms95q)

212
That nasty hag is the spawn of my beloved afternoon talk show host??!!



No. Joke.

Not the team Merv played for, anyway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

213 This deserves a flaming skull the Friedman post - meh not so much.

Posted by: Chouinard at January 08, 2020 08:28 PM (ua1m6)

214 "Diminutive Former Enron Advisor Paul Krugman's Computer Compromised by QAnon and Iranian 'Smart' Viruses, But Mostly QAnon."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2020 08:28 PM (9OMtu)

215 The Shahnameh is full of awesome.

They were a gimmick band, but they DID play Woodstock.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 08, 2020 08:28 PM (naEeR)

216 154 Chief Meth Teef's Vietnam service consisted of being a stateside refrigeration mechanic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

I ensured that cooler heads would prevail!

Posted by: Chief Meth Teef at January 08, 2020 08:28 PM (/g8Me)

217 188
As a wise man once said, fuck them until they shit blood for a month.

=====



Trust me, it's no fun, surprisingly.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (JcXHH)

Glad I didnt miss this. Ok, now mindless Tv and dinner.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2020 08:29 PM (hmgiv)

218 205 A Judge just fucked Jussie Smollet up his squeak hole!

I'm betting he was fine with that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)


Smollett probably didn't even notice it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:29 PM (RFAn/)

219 ---These are great days we're living, bros!



We're jolly green Giants... With guns!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2020 08:29 PM (AFSld)

220 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2020 08:22 PM (PtTEx)

So good to "see" you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2020 08:29 PM (9+GFn)

221 Ana, Liz, Maggie -- just say your computer was hacked. Always works for me.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 08:29 PM (6/uwW)

222 Griffin is going to wind up broke, living under a bridge, isn't she?

Posted by: blake


Alas.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 08:29 PM (M0u+N)

223 I also recall reading that Big Chief Get in Your Face claimed he was a Recon Ranger when he was in the Marines. I presume he also repaired ranges? Or at least Sterno Stoves?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2020 08:29 PM (4a9Vv)

224 Hush little 'Tater,
Don't say a word
And nevermind that voice you heard.

It's just the beast under your bead
In your closet in your head!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2020 08:30 PM (Ct55T)

225
Expect to be hearing from Paulie Boynutz's lawyer in the very near future.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at January 08, 2020 08:30 PM (LLrNN)

226 shouldn't they have put the chief out on an ice floe?

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:30 PM (HALdu)

227 Griffin is going to wind up broke, living under a bridge, isn't she?


Harassing billy goats.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:30 PM (oVJmc)

228 Ana Navarro's husband is frantically calling his lawyer to make sure the pre nup is totes legit.
Posted by: MJ at January 08, 2020 08:26 PM (gAMkn)


Having already passed up a gross tonnage clause, I'm thinking he got Avenatti level representation.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 08, 2020 08:30 PM (y7DUB)

229 Just a heads up ... We here at Boeing are about to release a statement rejecting the Iranian NTSB's finding that the center wing fuel tank on the Uke jet exploded.
The statement in part will read "Just because we rolled over in '96 when the FBI threatened to shop us all to Hillary, doesn't mean we are going to agree to take the blame for this missile too"

Posted by: Un'fisal Bowing Spokser (Him /They/Them) at January 08, 2020 08:30 PM (HF9JR)

230 Arslan is Turkic for 'lion' and Aslan is a bastardisation of that, probably in Iran. The Iranian word for lion is shir as in Kipling's Shere Khan.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:30 PM (ykYG2)

231 Diminutive Former Enron Advisor Paul Krugman

The Interwebs says he's 6'2". WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:31 PM (RFAn/)

232 I bet that Krugman found out about the "hackers" when a law-enforcement agency contacted him about the child porn.

Bets on which big New York law firm has been hired to defend him?

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 08, 2020 08:31 PM (I2/tG)

233 Chief Meth Teef's Vietnam service consisted of being a stateside refrigeration mechanic.[/ii]

**********

God as my witness, there I was, knee deep in the salad crisper...

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 08:31 PM (m45I2)

234 That Snorky sure can toss a nice salad.

Posted by: Fleegle at January 08, 2020 08:31 PM (I8FKK)

235 >>A Judge just fucked Jussie Smollet up his squeak hole!

I'm betting he was fine with that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Not really. I need a few shims here.

Posted by: The Judge at January 08, 2020 08:31 PM (2cuLk)

236 And now for something completely different......

I just saw a picture of a snail with a wasp nest built in its shell. So evidently insects have aircraft carriers now.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (myjNJ)

237 17 years in Iraq is enough time. There's nothing left to prove. Hell, we defeated the Nazis and Japan in 4 years and they had a head start on us.

We should get out of Europe too while we're at it.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (7ZQe3)

238 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

Serious question, have you ever posted or collected you notes/thoughts on the ME? I think that would be fascinating reading!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (BiNEL)

239 Posted by: Chouinard at January 08, 2020 08:28 PM (ua1m6)

Not if it turns out to be true.

I damn sure would not go out on the internet and tell about it.. unless I was trying to get out ahead of it, anyway.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (9+GFn)

240 Sure. Just remember she's full of shit. Playing a part. To what end I don't know, but I do know what show she is on.

Her and all the other so called experts on just to rip Trump. If Tucker is so fair and balanced where's the pro-Trump guests.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (K22Va)

241 I also recall reading that Big Chief Get in Your Face claimed he was a Recon Ranger when he was in the Marines. I presume he also repaired ranges? Or at least Sterno Stoves?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2020 08:29 PM (4a9Vv)


Maybe RadarRanges.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (RFAn/)

242 The Interwebs says he's 6'2". WTF?


Bing says 5' 7".

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

243 Griffin is going to wind up broke, living under a bridge, isn't she?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 08, 2020 08:25 PM (WEBkv)

Ummmmmmmmm......Yes. But she can always make a buck doing blow and go's for the truckers.

It's in the unwritten Book of the Road.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (Z+IKu)

244 Griffin is going to wind up broke, living under a bridge, isn't she?


Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


Whoa! We don't want that nasty bitch down here.

Posted by: Bridge Bum at January 08, 2020 08:27 PM (2cuLk)

How the fuck do you think *I* feel???

Posted by: The Bridge at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (ms95q)

245
It seems Warren was dismissed from the suit.

"The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants Warren and Haaland -- whether one agrees with them or finds them objectionable -- are communications intended to convey the politicians' views on matters of public interest to their constituents,"



Haaland is U.S. Rep. Deb Haaland.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (GgGQj)

246 God as my witness, there I was, knee deep in the salad crisper...
Posted by: Muldoon

When your ice trays are overflowing. You want me in that freezer!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (vd8XM)

247 I just saw a picture of a snail with a wasp nest built in its shell. So evidently insects have aircraft carriers now.

Already better at it than the Russians ever were.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (JCrfD)

248 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (BiNEL)

He's published plenty!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (9+GFn)

249 237 17 years in Iraq is enough time. There's nothing left to prove. Hell, we defeated the Nazis and Japan in 4 years and they had a head start on us.
We should get out of Europe too while we're at it.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (7ZQe3)


If you don't have the will to close the deal in five years or less, you should not start to play the game!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

250 I just saw a picture of a snail with a wasp nest built in its shell. So evidently insects have aircraft carriers now.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (myjNJ)


In related news, I browsed an H R Giger coffee table book while waiting for my haircut appointment this morning.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2020 08:34 PM (t+qrx)

251 It seems Warren was dismissed from the suit.

"The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants Warren and Haaland -- whether one agrees with them or finds them objectionable -- are communications intended to convey the politicians' views on matters of public interest to their constituents,"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (GgGQj)


Ah. So the fix is in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:34 PM (RFAn/)

252 "The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants Warren and Haaland -- whether one agrees with them or finds them objectionable -- are communications intended to convey the politicians' views on matters of public interest to their constituents,"


Regal Immunity. Two Americas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

253 He's published plenty!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (9+GFn)

I needs to do me some reading, then!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

254 Navarro is going to spend her weekend burying trunks of twinkies in remote places to make her judgement proof.


She also rented some cold storage in the Caymans

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:35 PM (HALdu)

255 So I found out Krugman claims Qanon put child porn on his PC. If he's making this claim without proof, Qanon should get Lin Wood to file a lawsuit. Except Qanon is supposed to stay anonymous, so...Sue him anyway!

Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 08:35 PM (RL/ur)

256 Ah. So the fix is in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:34 PM (RFAn/)


#AllIsWell

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:35 PM (BiNEL)

257 246 God as my witness, there I was, knee deep in the salad crisper...
Posted by: Muldoon

When your ice trays are overflowing. You want me in that freezer!!
Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (vd8XM)


"I've seen things. Things I can't forget. Refrigerators left unplugged for six months with food in them. I don't like to talk about it."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:35 PM (RFAn/)

258 no trucker is going to hit some bitch who looks like 400 miles of bad road after traveling 400 miles of dead road.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2020 08:35 PM (KP5rU)

259 The US-led coalition to fight ISIS confirmed small rockets landed near the heavily fortified Green Zone on Wednesday afternoon without causing any damage to coalition troops or facilities.


Col. Myles B. Caggins, a spokesperson for the US-led coalition
fighting ISIS, said in a tweet that small "rockets impacted near
Baghdad's International Zone, Jan. 8 at 11:45 p.m (local time)." Caggins
added that there were "no coalition casualties or damage to
facilities."






The Iraqi joint military command had earlier told CNN in Baghdad that "two Katyusha rockets landed inside the Green Zone in Baghdad. No
reports of casualties."








These bastards just won't learn their lesson

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2020 08:36 PM (i/4wA)

260 It seems Warren was dismissed from the suit.

"The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants Warren and Haaland -- whether one agrees with them or finds them objectionable -- are communications intended to convey the politicians' views on matters of public interest to their constituents,"
=====

It's nice being a member of the Politburo.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2020 08:36 PM (JcXHH)

261 Silmarillion dollar man.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2020 08:36 PM (LxTcq)

262 Here's Sub Zero !

Now, Plain Zero !

Posted by: Chief Mef Teef at January 08, 2020 08:37 PM (/g8Me)

263 The Interwebs says he's 6'2". WTF?
Bing says 5' 7".


Who are you going to trust these days, you know? Like those Photoshops from last weekend at the little kid's birthday party. Totally fake!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 08:37 PM (Z1eux)

264 It seems Warren was dismissed from the suit.



"The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants
Warren and Haaland -- whether one agrees with them or finds them
objectionable -- are communications intended to convey the politicians'
views on matters of public interest to their constituents,"







Haaland is U.S. Rep. Deb Haaland.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (GgGQj)

Whenever I read a statement like this, I think of an old Eddie Murphy joke.

------------------------------
Doctor: Mr. Johnson, I have some bad news. You have AIDS.

Mr. Johnson: AIDS? But I'm not a homosexual.

Doctor: Sure you're not a homosexual.
------------------------------

So whenever I read a statement like that ("The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants
Warren and Haaland -- whether one agrees with them or finds them
objectionable -- are communications intended to convey the politicians'
views on matters of public interest to their constituents"), I just respond under my breath: "Sure you're not a homosexual."

Posted by: The Bridge at January 08, 2020 08:37 PM (ms95q)

265 *does Forrest Gump wave at NDH*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 08:37 PM (HaL55)

266 In related news, I browsed an H R Giger coffee table book while waiting for my haircut appointment this morning.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2020 08:34 PM (t+qrx)

"So, what are we doing with it today?"

*Leaps onto barber's face*

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 08:37 PM (U7voe)

267 Mike Rowe! Finally a guest worth a crap.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 08:37 PM (K22Va)

268 Plus the Red Squaw has to have 1/1024 of tribal sovereign immunity.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 08, 2020 08:38 PM (y7DUB)

269 Ah. So the fix is in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:34 PM (RFAn/)

Spoiler Alert: The fix is always in.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2020 08:38 PM (ms95q)

270 And to no ones surprise Mike Lee is trending on Twitter.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2020 08:38 PM (wiXsO)

271 Someone should ask Warren why other people can get sued for saying the same stupid shit she does.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:38 PM (oVJmc)

272 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

Yes... I don't feel like they actually have proper wars any more. Too afraid of killing civilians. Shock and Awe was a freaking joke.

I don't mean that we should ever target civilians intentionally, but of they're in the way, they're in the way. These goat fuckers purposely set their civvies up as human shields. I got zero fucks to give about killing them in those situations.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2020 08:38 PM (9+GFn)

273 in other news, Cartman just found out that Nicole has a thing for Kyle.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2020 08:39 PM (4a9Vv)

274 The fix wasn't in for CNN..This time, anyway. I'll take a win

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2020 08:39 PM (AFSld)

275 Suiting Fatty Ana's ass off could support a family of four in perpetuity.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 08, 2020 08:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

276 Chief Meth Teef's Vietnam service consisted of being a stateside refrigeration mechanic.


*************

Wake up, soldier! You're supposed to be on duty!"

"This is a Westinghouse refrigerator isn't it?"

"Yes"

"Well, I was westing!"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 08:39 PM (m45I2)

277 When they tweet that Trump is a MFer twitter is fine with it.

When you tweet that they are MFers for tweeting that Trump is a MFer twitter permabans you.

That's the way it works in the public square we call twitter. It's unconstitutional but it costs about a million bucks to fight them...and when you win...you get to post on twitter that they are MF'ers...a fact everybody knows.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2020 08:39 PM (Y274z)

278 In related news, I browsed an H R Giger coffee table book while waiting for my haircut appointment this morning.

I want to meet his dealer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 08:40 PM (HaL55)

279 Ana Navarro. Now THERE'S a punchable face

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2020 08:40 PM (AFSld)

280 Having a judge being able to order a third part to release all of your data to another party. I have two problems:

1) The fact that that is significant really pisses me off that Google collects that much. I mean, getting Nest is a bad idea? Who the fuck could have seen that coming?!?

2) It is dangerous in that squicky big brother sense that we all try to ignore these days because all of the tech is moving in that direction. But a judge just dispensing with your right to privacy is NOT ok, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:40 PM (2B9A/)

281 Wake up, soldier! You're supposed to be on duty!"

"This is a Westinghouse refrigerator isn't it?"

"Yes"

"Well, I was westing!"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 08, 2020 08:39 PM (m45I2)

Careful, meat. You don't wanna get dressed down by General Electric.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2020 08:41 PM (Ct55T)

282 South Asians as diverse as Dinesh D'Souza and Reza Azlan are living testaments to the near-impossibility of assimilation of Third Worlders and the reason there needs to be an immigration moratorium. The former actually clinched it for me when he came out for impeachment after Trump pardoned him. That's such a Pajit move, to piss all over someone who helped you, as any IT coworker can testify.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 08, 2020 08:41 PM (fkH2M)

283 Ana Navarro. Now THERE'S a punchable face

I think you meant "pudding," right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 08:41 PM (JCrfD)

284 It seems Warren was dismissed from the suit.

"The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants Warren and Haaland -- whether one agrees with them or finds them objectionable -- are communications intended to convey the politicians' views on matters of public interest to their constituents,"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (GgGQj)


Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2020 08:41 PM (Ki5SV)

285 As a wise man once said, fuck them until they shit blood for a month.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2020 08:21 PM (Ki5SV)


I read that as,

... fuck them until they shit blood from their mouth.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2020 08:41 PM (1g7ch)

286 Serious question, have you ever posted or collected you notes/thoughts on the ME?

sites.google.com/site/zimrielproject/islam/

This is mostly on the sequence in which the Quran's suwar [chapters] were written, but there are a few comments on Iran in there. "Return of the Shah" proposes that the Shahnameh records some very early anti-Islamic commentary.

I'm something of a George McFly, not really wanting to publish my stories.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:42 PM (ykYG2)

287 261 Silmarillion dollar man.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2020 08:36 PM (LxTcq)

Well, since the Silmarills were the physical capture of the Light of Creation/Two Trees/God...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:42 PM (2B9A/)

288 ...I think you meant "pudding," right?


Also yes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2020 08:42 PM (AFSld)

289 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

I'm gonna put you some knowledge; he didn't publish his works under the name Boulder tr'it Hobo.

(Weak attempt at humor)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2020 08:42 PM (9+GFn)

290 Col Macgregor was squadron commander at the battle of 73 Easting. He was a unconventional commander who pushed back on the kiss ass political generals.

Posted by: morigu at January 08, 2020 08:42 PM (Eu98u)

291 re 283: or punch bowl face. Close your eyes and have a slurp.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2020 08:43 PM (4a9Vv)

292 I don't mean that we should ever target civilians intentionally, but of they're in the way, they're in the way. These goat fuckers purposely set their civvies up as human shields. I got zero fucks to give about killing them in those situations.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2020 08:38 PM (9+GFn)


London, Tokyo, Dresden, Hiroshima and Nagasaki would like a word!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:43 PM (BiNEL)

293
It seems Warren was dismissed from the suit.

"The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants Warren and Haaland -- whether one agrees with them or finds them objectionable -- are communications intended to convey the politicians' views on matters of public interest to their constituents,"
=====

It's nice being a member of the Politburo.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy

======

Ana Navarro ought to get her ducks in a row and run for something. I'm sure the way it's rigged, all this amnesty is retroactive.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 08:43 PM (GgGQj)

294 Wait...no Don Lemon? I demand a recount.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 08, 2020 08:43 PM (fkH2M)

295 I read that as,

... fuck them until they shit blood from their mouth.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2020 08:41 PM (1g7ch)


In related news, I browsed an H R Giger coffee table book while waiting for my haircut appointment this morning.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2020 08:43 PM (t+qrx)

296

"we never ever forget a slight."


That is the point.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 08, 2020 08:44 PM (FlRtG)

297
I think this Asslan character needs a good financial schlonging, pallets of cash as it were.

Also Warren, heh, but I think a court will delay that past the time she is still in the prez race.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2020 08:44 PM (r+sAi)

298 Ana Navarro is the Mollie Hemingway from the Bearded Spock Universe. You probably don't wanna see her dressed like Uhura, though.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at January 08, 2020 08:44 PM (LLrNN)

299 Is your refridgerator running ?

Posted by: Chief Mef Teef at January 08, 2020 08:44 PM (/g8Me)

300 Hey Tammy al-Thor. Good to see you around these parts.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 08:44 PM (HaL55)

301 Thanks, Tammy. You too! I pop over to read the blog a lot, just don't pop into comments very often.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (PtTEx)

302 Oh boy. Tucker talking about the Covington kids and CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

303 How many times do you think Aslan's lawyer used the term "you idiot" when telling him to take down the tweet?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (JCrfD)

304 Now Tulsi.
Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 08:23 PM (K22Va)


She can crack coconuts with her thighs.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (1g7ch)

305 Yes... I don't feel like they actually have proper
wars any more. Too afraid of killing civilians. Shock and Awe was a
freaking joke.



I don't mean that we should ever target civilians intentionally, but
of they're in the way, they're in the way. These goat fuckers purposely
set their civvies up as human shields. I got zero fucks to give about
killing them in those situations.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2020 08:38 PM (9+GFn)

Tough as it is to say, I couldn't agree more if I was looking in a mirror. Especially about Shock and Awe. One of the biggest disappointments I've ever witnessed on the world stage. They took our people and several city blocks. The whole world was cowering in fucking fear at what The Great Satan was going to reckon in return.

We didn't even smack them with our purse.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (ms95q)

306 So it is ok for the Nomenklatura to slander a member of the filthy peasantry whenever they want and with no evidence? Good to know.

*adds to list of grievances*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (2B9A/)

307 .....You probably don't wanna see her dressed like Uhura, though.



Can I see Mollie like that?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (AFSld)

308 Ooops Warren is already safe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (r+sAi)

309 Hi NDH!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

310 If they have trouble serving Navarro, just drop it off at her house in a box of doughnuts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (j3npP)

311 You know, shit never just does itself.


Guess I am going to have to it

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (HALdu)

312 Dinesh D'Souza ... came out for impeachment

Sauce peas. All I find on D'Souza is that he told Trump's supporters to prepare for the impeachment:
tinyurl.com/w6kth9t

Which is fair enough, because impeachment is in the hands of Democrats, which D'Souza is not.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (ykYG2)

313 Hi NDH!!!!

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (ms95q)

314 242
The Interwebs says he's 6'2". WTF?





Bing says 5' 7".

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:32 PM (oVJmc)



Must be like HS and College football and basketball players adding a couple of inches and pounds to their bios.
Never saw someone add 7" to their bio, except Charles Barkley.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 08, 2020 08:46 PM (I8FKK)

315 And, NO, Kathy Griffin is NOT the spawn of Merv.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathy_Griffin

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 08, 2020 08:46 PM (zkS5c)

316 *adds to list of grievances*





Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (2B9A/)

Why am I picturing Steve Buscemi...?

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2020 08:46 PM (ms95q)

317 Now all smiley faces are displaying as broken image files. Strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:46 PM (2B9A/)

318 On the stand with them will be ratings Gold...I'll even tune in for that.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2020 08:46 PM (Y274z)

319 There are a number of people who will wish they had never heard of Jussie Smollet before this is over. Foxx is Cook County State Attorney.

Chicago Trib:

"In addition, Foxx has brought in well-known Washington, D.C., attorney Michael Bromwich to represent her personally in the Smollett matter, which has become a flashpoint in the Democratic primary.

...

Bromwich, of Steptoe & Johnson, is a former inspector general for the U.S. Department of Justice best known for representing Christine Blasey Ford during the Brett Kavanaugh nomination hearings for the U.S. Supreme Court last fall."

Posted by: mr tmz at January 08, 2020 08:46 PM (m/Gc2)

320 And to no ones surprise Mike Lee is trending on Twitter.

Twitter and Google are going to promote what they pay for.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:47 PM (ykYG2)

321 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:42 PM (ykYG2)

Thank you good sir, bookmarked for future reference!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:47 PM (BiNEL)

322 284 It seems Warren was dismissed from the suit.

"The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants Warren and Haaland -- whether one agrees with them or finds them objectionable -- are communications intended to convey the politicians' views on matters of public interest to their constituents,"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (GgGQj)

Oh, FFS.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2020 08:41 PM (Ki5SV)

Some pigs are more equal, than others.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 08:47 PM (NgKpN)

323 Why am I picturing Steve Buscemi...?
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2020 08:46 PM (ms95q)

I have better teeth at least.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:47 PM (2B9A/)

324 257 246 God as my witness, there I was, knee deep in the salad crisper...
Posted by: Muldoon

When your ice trays are overflowing. You want me in that freezer!!
Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2020 08:33 PM (vd8XM)

"I've seen things. Things I can't forget. Refrigerators left unplugged for six months with food in them. I don't like to talk about it."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:35 PM (RFAn/)


________



... would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take ... OUR FREON?!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 08:47 PM (WqPYg)

325 By the way Reza, that Sandman kid reminds me alot of my oldest boy and his clean-cut, self-respecting friends.

You must be so proud that your kids and those of your friends are all gender-bending, angst-ridden, alienated freaks, but I guess those of us outside your Bubble will just have to stay among our own kind of punchable faces.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 08, 2020 08:47 PM (sGOvg)

326 Reza Aslan selling bone marrow was mentioned. Maybe they can extract it with a 3/8 Black and Decker, like the late General and Poet used on teenage boys.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 08, 2020 08:48 PM (C1Lsn)

327 I doubt they can wring much out of Cheef No Teef, but take it all anyway:
- sacred pipe
- heirloom foreskin drum
- box of floss, never opened

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 08, 2020 08:48 PM (qE+mY)

328
Tulsi can store coconuts in her cheeks.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 08, 2020 08:48 PM (SKaNH)

329 The fix wasn't in for CNN..This time, anyway. I'll take a win



Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2020 08:39 PM (AFSld)

Not everybody gets fixed every time. But the fix is always in.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2020 08:48 PM (ms95q)

330 Fox showed me Liz Warren dancing tonight.

She's more spaz than Beto.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

331 Mike Lee's post-briefing rant sounded frantic, like he was going to be in trouble because he wouldn't be able to deliver the expected information. And I don't mean to his constituents.

Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (RL/ur)

332 Kentucky is a hoot! Eastern Kentucky is not for the faint of heart. Dad was born and raised in the Blue Diamond coal camp near Hazard. Papaw was actually paid in script and shopped at 'the company store'.
Covington is of course, suburbia....but the mountains are only an hour away. Red River George and Natural Bridge state park are worth a visit and drive through. Watch out for the snakes!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (Vy7tf)

333 284 It seems Warren was dismissed from the suit.

"The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants Warren and Haaland -- whether one agrees with them or finds them objectionable -- are communications intended to convey the politicians' views on matters of public interest to their constituents,"



Would that be upheld by the higher courts?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

334
Nice. I just found out that the firm that's responsible for the Florida pedestrian bridge that collapsed is designing the new bridge over the Houston Ship Channel. Oh well, I can always take the Hartman bridge, the I-610 bridge, the Washburn Tunnel or the ferry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (7rVsF)

335 I have better teeth at least.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:47 PM (2B9A/)

Have you seen Billy Madison.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (ms95q)

336 ....Tulsi can store coconuts in her cheeks.


Sploosh!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (AFSld)

337
"The Court concludes that the challenged statements by defendants Warren and Haaland -- whether one agrees with them or finds them objectionable -- are communications intended to convey the politicians' views on matters of public interest to their constituents,"


Regal Immunity. Two Americas.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

=========

Just think of how easy this makes things.

Thug (wearing mask, heavily armed): "Your money or your life!"

*runs for office next day*

Judge: "The court concludes that the challenged statements by the defendant are communications intended to convey his Medicare for All plan."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (GgGQj)

338 I hope every one of these adults has to pay mega dollars to the Sandmann Extreme Riches Fund.

May he make enough money to buy a major media company or two.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (Hy17z)

339 Fox showed me Liz Warren dancing tonight.

She's more spaz than Beto.

===

Rain Dance ?

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)

340 306 So it is ok for the Nomenklatura to slander a member of the filthy peasantry whenever they want and with no evidence? Good to know.

*adds to list of grievances*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 08:45 PM (2B9A/)

Yup, this whole Congress creates exemptions from the law for themselves thing has got to stop.

Speech and Debate clause was supposed to be so they could debate ON THE FLOOR.

Not so they could slander people in the Public square.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 08:50 PM (NgKpN)

341 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:43 PM (BiNEL)

Right? If you're gonna have a war, have a fucking war. Especially with Arabs/Middle Easterners in general. They only respect the biggest boot up their ass.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2020 08:51 PM (9+GFn)

342 Ass-lan's got the punchable face. If his people & homeland are such hot shit, why is he still here?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 08, 2020 08:51 PM (qE+mY)

343
45mph gusts. Glad I don't live in a teepee.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 08, 2020 08:51 PM (SKaNH)

344 So I found out Krugman claims Qanon put child porn on his PC. If he's making this claim without proof, Qanon should get Lin Wood to file a lawsuit. Except Qanon is supposed to stay anonymous, so...Sue him anyway!
Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 08:35 PM (RL/ur)


In the suit the individual generally known as Qanon will be revealed as "Jane Roe".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2020 08:51 PM (1g7ch)

345
Would that be upheld by the higher courts?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

======

This was in U.S. District Court.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 08:51 PM (GgGQj)

346 Just think of how easy this makes things.



Thug (wearing mask, heavily armed): "Your money or your life!"



*runs for office next day*



Judge: "The court concludes that the challenged statements by the
defendant are communications intended to convey his Medicare for All
plan."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (GgGQj)

Only this is a lot closer to the truth than many want to admit.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2020 08:51 PM (ms95q)

347 You know, were it not for the Tulsi lust around here I woould never have guessed so many guys were surfing the net at 240 .


FYI, in 1080 and higher she is not hot.

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:51 PM (HALdu)

348 She can crack coconuts with her thighs.

Lol, crack you coconut mon. I'll bet she can!

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 08:51 PM (K22Va)

349 328
Tulsi can store coconuts in her cheeks.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at January 08, 2020 08:48 PM (SKaNH)

I'd let her store my coconuts in her cheeks!

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 08:52 PM (NgKpN)

350 There are a number of people who will wish they had never heard of Jussie Smollet before this is over.

(Looks around self-consciously, timidly raises hand)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:52 PM (RFAn/)

351 I'm watching something about the world's most extraordinary houses. Most of them are made out of concrete. I find that weird.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 08, 2020 08:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

352 One of the best headlines, ever.

Posted by: Flyover at January 08, 2020 08:52 PM (Rbu5d)

353 The same "News Professionals" who were unable to accurately analyze an interaction between an old man and a high-school kid are currently using their great-big brains to read the minds of Trump, the Ayatollah and the leaders of the other major powers.
And their viewers will continue to believe them.

How many of us could have failed so embarrassingly at their jobs and not have gotten fired?

Posted by: 29victor at January 08, 2020 08:53 PM (BJKQV)

354 hey isnt there a saying...something about when the quality of the games youre playing arent that good...theres a resultant in the quality of the prizes you receive

Posted by: sound at January 08, 2020 08:53 PM (0OxUd)

355 350 There are a number of people who will wish they had never heard of Jussie Smollet before this is over.

(Looks around self-consciously, timidly raises hand)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:52 PM (RFAn/)

Smollet? He was the Captain of the Ship in "Muppet Treasure Island"!

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 08:54 PM (NgKpN)

356


so, speech then
opinion
comment

what am I missing, except a judge giving a politician a pass because she's a politician?

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2020 08:54 PM (iTXRQ)

357 How many of us could have failed so embarrassingly at their jobs and not have gotten fired?

All the ones who are economists and weather forecasters.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 08, 2020 08:54 PM (xkSJa)

358 Did Tuca have Mike Lee on tonite ?

those 2 should get a room

Posted by: REDACTED at January 08, 2020 08:55 PM (rpxSz)

359 In response to questions about when I will stop making jokes about Paul
Krugman and his child porn "compromised IP," a first-pass answer is
"never." - i think thats called "an idustry best practice"

Posted by: sound at January 08, 2020 08:55 PM (0OxUd)

360
There's someone here who absolutely hates coconut.

Come out and show yourself.

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 08, 2020 08:55 PM (SKaNH)

361 Mike Lee's post-briefing rant sounded frantic, like he was going to be in trouble because he wouldn't be able to deliver the expected information. And I don't mean to his constituents.
Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (RL/ur)

Now that you mention that.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2020 08:55 PM (MTxDQ)

362 the Tulsi lust around here

It's mostly a meme. She hates the Clintons, which is good, and she doesn't like war, which is also good, and she abstained from impeachment, which was ethical given she's a candidate. That last bit and the first bit are what makes her a better person than the other nazgul in the D field.

On the other hand she's very far Left. Jill Stein / Raimondo Left.

Part of the Right love for Gabbard is operation-chaos, trying to shake up the D field to wound it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:55 PM (ykYG2)

363 334
Nice. I just found out that the firm that's responsible for the Florida pedestrian bridge that collapsed is designing the new bridge over the Houston Ship Channel. Oh well, I can always take the Hartman bridge, the I-610 bridge, the Washburn Tunnel or the ferry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (7rVsF)


Hey, don't worry. The Texas and Harris County civil engineers reviewing and approving the plans are bound to be better than the Florida people.


Oh, wait - a lot of those Texas and Harris County engineers are Aggies. Yikes!

Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2020 08:56 PM (AMIL/)

364 He who Smollet dealt it

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 08:56 PM (/g8Me)

365 {{{tammy}}}

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 08:56 PM (ykYG2)

366 >>> Mike Lee's post-briefing rant sounded frantic...
Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (RL/ur)
~~~~~

That's exactly how it sounded to me as well.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 08, 2020 08:56 PM (sGotD)

367 Did Tuca have Mike Lee on tonite ?

those 2 should get a room
Posted by: REDACTED at January 08, 2020 08:55 PM
**************
No... thank God.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2020 08:56 PM (wiXsO)

368 so did a judge just rule that politicians have immunity from a charge of libel ?

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2020 08:57 PM (iTXRQ)

369 More bullshit polls. I think I'm getting tired of Tucker.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 08:57 PM (K22Va)

370 Nice. I just found out that the firm that's responsible for the Florida
pedestrian bridge that collapsed is designing the new bridge over the
Houston Ship Channel. Oh well, I can always take the Hartman bridge, the
I-610 bridge, the Washburn Tunnel or the ferry.



Yeah, but just think about how diverse the new bridge you'll be paying for will be.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 08:57 PM (HaL55)

371 Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (Vy7tf)

My Daddy was born at the Puritan Coal camp just over the river in Mingo CO WV. His daddy was paid in scrip, and in fact had to start working in the mines in the first place because at the grand old age of 11 his father was killed in a mining accident and the company all but demanded he take his father's place immediately.

That's how the unions got started. What they have turned into now is appalling, but they had good reason to form them in some cases.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2020 08:57 PM (9+GFn)

372 Good.

I hope they fucking choke on the settlements.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2020 08:58 PM (+1IcC)

373 How many of us could have failed so embarrassingly at their jobs and not have gotten fired?




The difference is those that do and don't suck dicks for jobs.

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:58 PM (HALdu)

374 I wouldn't mind having a chance to convert Tulsi to the dark side.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 08, 2020 08:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

375 It's mostly a meme. She hates the Clintons, which is good, and she doesn't like war, which is also good, and she abstained from impeachment, which was ethical given she's a candidate. That last bit and the first bit are what makes her a better person than the other nazgul in the D field.

On the other hand she's very far Left. Jill Stein / Raimondo Left.

Part of the Right love for Gabbard is operation-chaos, trying to shake up the D field to wound it.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January




Got it

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu)

376 Paul Krugman still dreams of that alien invasion, and by invasion I mean sex, and by alien I mean sexy kids.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at January 08, 2020 08:59 PM (icI8A)

377 Joey Jones, who lost his legs in Afghanistan, putting some facts to Tucker,

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

378 LOLGF

Posted by: Paul Krugmans computer at January 08, 2020 09:00 PM (/g8Me)

379 "Part of the Right love for Gabbard is operation-chaos, trying to shake up the D field to wound it.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January "

I thought it was the surfing pics.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2020 09:00 PM (tT0V4)

380 Krugman still dreams of that alien invasion, and by invasion I mean sex, and by alien I mean sexy kids.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at January




Is that the movie where Krugman is forced to have sex with young boys to save the world? But he totes does not want to have the sex?

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)

381 And if Mike Lee had a legit complaint about the briefing, he could take it up with his Committee head behind closed doors. This kvetching on a public forum leads me to believe he was trying to explain himself to someone.

Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 09:01 PM (RL/ur)

382 "In one week I have watched Democrats attack a man who stopped a church shooting and defend an Iranian terrorist"

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2020 09:01 PM (1+J19)

383 Right? If you're gonna have a war, have a fucking war. Especially with
Arabs/Middle Easterners in general. They only respect the biggest boot
up their ass.


This is true.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 09:01 PM (HaL55)

384 That's how the unions got started. What they have turned into now is appalling, but they had good reason to form them in some cases.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


No argument here.

Union rank-and-file is how we got Trump, like him or not. Trump understands how corporations work, having been a corporation himself all his life.

Trump is the Right's FDR, a class traitor.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 09:02 PM (ykYG2)

385 368 so did a judge just rule that politicians have immunity from a charge of libel ?
Posted by: DB at January 08, 2020 08:57 PM (iTXRQ)

I think they just might have.

Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 08, 2020 09:03 PM (BJKQV)

386 Trump is the Right's FDR, a class traitor.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo


Whereas Brian Stelter is a crass tater.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2020 09:03 PM (T6t7i)

387 Hannity and others are saying per sources Iran intended to kill people with the missiles.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2020 09:04 PM (wiXsO)

388 I think we are going to see more of these Covington Kid lawsuits. He and his lawyers now have a fund for further legal work, the appeals court decision that said in suit and cause of action are reasonable, and one out of court settlement that will hopefully encourage many, many more settlements.

I also would like to see the libel laws changed to allow more people to sue, and cut back on the public person is fair game BS.

My fondest dream would be a US Supreme Court decision authored by Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh striking down much of the previous SCOTUS Public Person immunity.

Maybe somebody like PDT will sue and take it to the Supreme Court? Talk about slandered and libeled.

Posted by: rd at January 08, 2020 09:04 PM (+0uDE)

389 December payrolls - 202,000

Estimate - 150,000

https://tinyurl.com/yzpjyxzs

Kurt ? Kurt ?

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 09:05 PM (/g8Me)

390 Anyone see Geraldo claiming "millions" of Iraqis were grieving over Soleimani?

He's nuts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

391 I'd jerk off to Disney princesses, but they're so old.

Posted by: Paul Krugman - Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? at January 08, 2020 09:06 PM (H5knJ)

392 379 "Part of the Right love for Gabbard is operation-chaos, trying to shake up the D field to wound it.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January "

I thought it was the surfing pics.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2020 09:00 PM (tT0V4)


I have the impression that if Tulsi was POTUS, she wouldn't ask Congress to declare war against a country that invaded the US, because even more American troops would be killed trying to expel the invaders than if the troops simply held defensive lines along the Mississippi and in the Rockies.

Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2020 09:06 PM (AMIL/)

393
Speaking of dismissals, it's impossible to find screenshots of the most infamous deleted tweets from these Blue(blood) checkmarks. The twitter account that was capturing them (sshotbot) has been suspended.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 09:06 PM (GgGQj)

394 Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 08, 2020 08:49 PM (Vy7tf)

https://www.last.fm/music/Patty+Loveless/_/You'll+Never+Leave+Harlan+Alive

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:06 PM (BiNEL)

395 And - Mike Lee, because he didn't like Pompeo's admonition to refrain from debating the war resolution - stamps his foot and sides with the demonrats. Something definitely wrong there.

Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 09:07 PM (RL/ur)

396
I also would like to see the libel laws changed to allow more people to sue, and cut back on the public person is fair game BS.

=======

Yes indeed. Melania managed to win a suit against some foreign ragazine for libeling her. She could never win for the same lies in the U.S.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 09:07 PM (GgGQj)

397 'So Mr. Sandman, how does it feel for you to win the Derby, and what does your horse's name, See-inen mean?'

Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2020 09:07 PM (UUkQp)

398 It's ok, I've got less than a terabyte, officers...

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 09:08 PM (cfSLd)

399 Anyone see Geraldo claiming "millions" of Iraqis were grieving over Soleimani?

He's nuts.
***************
Hannity cancelled him last night because of his stupid tweet.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2020 09:08 PM (wiXsO)

400 357 How many of us could have failed so embarrassingly at their jobs and not have gotten fired?

All the ones who are economists and weather forecasters.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 08, 2020 08:54 PM (xkSJa)

Yeah, and GOP consultants.

But after your company gets publically humiliated and sued?

Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 08, 2020 09:08 PM (BJKQV)

401 No margin unblown.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 09:08 PM (NWiLs)

402 "I'd jerk off to Disney princesses, but they're so old."

And female.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at January 08, 2020 09:09 PM (LLrNN)

403 >>He's nuts.

His nuts were in cardboard box #4.

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2020 09:09 PM (2cuLk)

404 Welp, my husband has a colonoscopy at 2:00 tomorrow. He's been enjoying his cleansing beverage all evening.

It's a bit dicey, with his Type 1 diabetes.

'Night all,

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

405
That's how the unions got started. What they have turned into now is appalling, but they had good reason to form them in some cases.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


Often a case of starting as a crusade, evolving into a business and ending as a racket.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2020 09:09 PM (7rVsF)

406 2nd look at gutter stomping Aslan?

Posted by: Regular Joe at January 08, 2020 09:10 PM (0pMBV)

407
Anyone see Geraldo claiming "millions" of Iraqis were grieving over Soleimani?

He's nuts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

======

He's got to be the ultimate hustler. Dude knows nothing, has scooped nothing, has acted like an a-hole all his life, and he's on the top of the media heap. He's merely got a better haircut than the Reverend Al.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 09:10 PM (GgGQj)

408
I'm wondering just what prompted Krugman's "#Hacked!" plea.

It had to be LEO had found something, or he was afraid LEO was going to find something (maybe he was threatened with outing or something).

I don't think he would go public if it were just his wife found something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 08, 2020 09:11 PM (f1Vqw)

409 And if Mike Lee had a legit complaint about the briefing, he could take it up with his Committee head behind closed doors. This kvetching on a public forum leads me to believe he was trying to explain himself to someone.

Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 09:01 PM (RL/ur)
-----
My guess is he asked a jackass question and someone on Trumps team swatted it back in his face. His ego was bruised so he took it to the press.

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2020 09:11 PM (OAlmw)

410 [i/]Yeah, but just think about how diverse the new bridge you'll be paying for will be.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 08, 2020 08:57 PM (HaL55)

Yes, but THIS time they'll get it right...

cues up 'The Internationale' on the playlist!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:11 PM (BiNEL)

411 I don't know if Aslan got served today. But I'm betting today he saw a lawyer.

Posted by: cpurick at January 08, 2020 09:11 PM (7YrFp)

412 391 I'd jerk off to Disney princesses, but they're so old.

Posted by: Paul Krugman - Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? at January 08, 2020 09:06 PM (H5knJ)


There's a Shirley Temple film festival on TMC.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 09:11 PM (oVJmc)

413 That nasty hag is the spawn of my beloved afternoon talk show host??!!
Posted by: cfo mom at January 08, 2020 08:26 PM (RfzVr)


No.

Posted by: Flyover at January 08, 2020 09:12 PM (Rbu5d)

414 As God is my witness, I thought CNN was untouchable!

Jeff Zucker speaking to AT&T Board of Directors.

Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2020 09:12 PM (2VADA)

415 Trump is the Right's FDR, a class traitor.



Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Whereas Brian Stelter is a crass tater.


Does that mean Den Lemon is an ass raider?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 08, 2020 09:12 PM (xkSJa)

416
Tell it to the hand, bitchez.

Posted by: Sen. Mike Lee (R. -- Google) at January 08, 2020 09:12 PM (f1Vqw)

417 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2020 08:57 PM (9+GFn

Wow. My aunt was born in War, WV (Granpa on mom's side moved from camp to camp.

Her elementary school pic had her name and 'War School' beneath it!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 08, 2020 09:12 PM (Vy7tf)

418 How do I get an old Indian to yell in my face?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2020 09:12 PM (hmgiv)

419 I like Tulsi because she's Putin's pock-faced puppet.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 08, 2020 09:13 PM (6/uwW)

420 No matter what you think of Hannity, compare his guests with Tuckers.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 09:14 PM (K22Va)

421 The twitter account that was capturing them (sshotbot) has been suspended.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 09:06 PM (GgGQj)


Dear lady, if your betters thought you needed to see those tweets, they'd most certainly provide a way, but as it is...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:14 PM (BiNEL)

422 >> How do I get an old Indian to yell in my face?

Try littering.

Posted by: Sen. Mike Lee (R. -- Google) at January 08, 2020 09:14 PM (f1Vqw)

423 If braggadocio increased brain power Persians and Arabs would have ruled the world right off the bat.

But Aslan wasn't funny.

I took his statement as a direct threat of extreme violence. He bears watching.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2020 09:14 PM (Bwqq4)

424 Hiya. Nothing satisfies like liberal tears.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2020 09:14 PM (A7tBu)

425 Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH

Please report to The Barrel.

Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2020 09:15 PM (2VADA)

426 don't think [KRUGTRON] would go public if it were just his wife found something.
Posted by: publius


unless his wife stormed out of the house bellowing "I'll see you in court, you pervert"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 09:15 PM (ykYG2)

427 390 Anyone see Geraldo claiming "millions" of Iraqis were grieving over Soleimani?

He's nuts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



I broke him. Heh!

Posted by: Al Capone's Vault at January 08, 2020 09:15 PM (Dcy1r)

428 422 >> How do I get an old Indian to yell in my face?

Try littering.

Posted by: Sen. Mike Lee (R. -- Google) at January 08, 2020 09:14 PM (f1Vqw)

Oh hell then he'll cry.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2020 09:16 PM (hmgiv)

429 Anyone see Geraldo claiming "millions" of Iraqis were grieving over Soleimani?

The crowd in Tehran was really really huge, but I don't buy those were all mourners

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 09:17 PM (KZzsI)

430 418 How do I get an old Indian to yell in my face?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2020 09:12 PM (hmgiv)

Buy a front row ticket to a Chief Boot Knocka concert.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 09:17 PM (/g8Me)

431 Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH

Please report to The Barrel.

Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2020 09:15 PM (2VADA)

I maintain my innocence, and the video I have on J Roberts is my get out of the barrel free card.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

432 I don't think he would go public if it were just his wife found something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Really.

Posted by: Mrs. Peter Strzok at January 08, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

433 Geraldo is still trying to relevant? Little spic. Go away.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2020 09:18 PM (hmgiv)

434 Seriously, there must be an exhaustive examination and study of RBG, just announced she's cancer free.

She's now survived four different cancers.

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 08, 2020 09:19 PM (dlBZ7)

435 As I watched Tucker and Tulsi Gabbard Gab, I understood why both of them are wrong about why the US should pull out completely right now. They think they understand the strategic situation, but they don't. They kept talking about ISIS - well that is fighting the last war! ISIS is dead, it's gone, we killed it. They have no territory, they have no leaders, they have no money - same goes for Al Qaeda. They're just bogeyman now.

AND Iran figured this out immediately, and instantly pivoted back to their #1 priority for the last 40 years, taking control of Iraq. We don't have to do "regime change" in Iran (although that would be nice), we just have to stop them from projecting power beyond their borders, through their militias. Allowing Iran to be the Hegemon in the middle east - the goal they are driving for - would be *terrible* for the US and our interests. We don't have to destroy them, we just have to stop them, and we are on the verge of doing that. The sanctions are working, the unrest is growing, their money is running out - and NOW Tucker and Tulsi want to run away???? What a colossal blunder that would be, at the absolutely worst time possible!!!

The one area where I fault Trump, about the only one, is that Ronald Reagan would have been able to address the nation, explain this in a calm and coherent fashion, and get 80% of the country on his side. Trump is good at a lot of things, and he instinctively understands the situation very well; but he doesn't know how to explain any of this. It's a shame, since there's a good case to be made.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2020 09:20 PM (V2Yro)

436
"I'm wondering just what prompted Krugman's "#Hacked!" plea."

Somebody explained to him that 'delete' doesn't do it?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2020 09:20 PM (Bwqq4)

437 The crowd in Tehran was really really huge, but I don't buy those were all mourners
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Well, it wasn't the free beer.

Posted by: Obummer at the Brandenburg Gate at January 08, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

438 The crowd in Tehran was really really huge, but I don't buy those were all mourners

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2020 09:17 PM (KZzsI)


Well, I think a lot of them were mourning for the (more or less) civilized country they once had, but only showed up because the mullah alternative was rather unpleasant to contemplate!.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:20 PM (BiNEL)

439 Wow, I don't know if she knows it but somebody should tell Whoopi she has big honking worms in her hair.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 09:21 PM (K22Va)

440 On the good ship, Loli-pop!

Posted by: Paul Krugman in Pigtails at January 08, 2020 09:21 PM (H5knJ)

441 I maintain my innocence, and the video I have on J Roberts is my get out of the barrel free card.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

By all means, post a link to the video.

And post #394 disagrees with your claim of innocence.

Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2020 09:21 PM (2VADA)

442 >>How do I get an old Indian to yell in my face?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Go to to a Warren rally.

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2020 09:21 PM (2cuLk)

443
The crowd was mostly fake mourners and rebels of the regime.
The rebels are the ones who got "stampeded," ie, killed.

Posted by: Rabbi Soothie at January 08, 2020 09:23 PM (7ynkn)

444 Seriously, there must be an exhaustive examination and study of RBG, just announced she's cancer free.

She's now survived four different cancers.
Posted by: Larry Vaughn


Slice her up like Einstein's brain. For science.

Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2020 09:23 PM (P1f+c)

445 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2020 09:20 PM (V2Yro)

Very reasonable analysis!

Thus it will be completely ignored as a factor in the ME.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

446 Ginsberg and me should hang out.

Posted by: Kim Un Phat at January 08, 2020 09:23 PM (ykYG2)

447 Breaking911
@Breaking911
JUST IN: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Announces She Is Cancer-Free

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 08, 2020 09:24 PM (BqBId)

448 How do I get an old Indian to yell in my face?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Go to to a Warren rally.
Posted by: Aviator

*does the Fritz Feld "POP!"*

Posted by: Miklos, with moustache even at January 08, 2020 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)

449 The Cancer announced it was Ginsberg free.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:24 PM (2B9A/)

450 She's now survived four different cancers.
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 08, 2020 09:19 PM (dlBZ7)

Pancreas, Lung, Breast and Ass ?

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 09:25 PM (/g8Me)

451 It was my understanding members who are actually on the Senate floor or in the House, have immunity from libel/slander.

Anywhere else, fair game.

Nail Heap Big Stupid Bitch to the wall. This shit has to end, or it needs to start.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2020 09:25 PM (zHVM/)

452 @375 Part of the Right love for Gabbard is operation-chaos, trying to shake up the D field to wound it.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January

----------------

Also, the leadership on the left hates her. There have been some suspicious shenanigans involving things like her Google ads suddenly not working, and the Democratic leadership keeps trying to find excuses to keep her out of the debates even though she's doing better than some of those that the same leadership is rolling out the red carpet for.

Posted by: junior at January 08, 2020 09:25 PM (/sKj3)

453 I think everyone here knows that Tuker and Gabard are wrong.

Pulling out is what they want and what they expect.

That is you surprise them and go all in, to the hilt!

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:26 PM (HALdu)

454
The Cancer announced it was Ginsberg free.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

======

holy fvk lololol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 09:26 PM (GgGQj)

455 lol, KRUGTRON deleted the tweet where he claimed he was #hacked.
Here is the tweet where the tweeter who tweeted that tweet, was sacked -
twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1215080448113725441

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2020 09:26 PM (ykYG2)

456 Pancreas, Lung, Breast and Ass ?
Posted by: jsg


If so, five cancers. You forgot "soul".

Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2020 09:26 PM (P1f+c)

457 And post #394 disagrees with your claim of innocence.

Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2020 09:21 PM (2VADA)


Ah, but I am vindicated by # 395!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:27 PM (BiNEL)

458 I like Tucker but his Neville Chamberlain foreign policy & his Tulsi leg humping is just as annoying as the neocons.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 08, 2020 09:27 PM (FBrfY)

459 The Bee:

"In a bid to cut costs and save time, Iran is shutting down Iranian State TV and hiring MSNBC"

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2020 09:27 PM (dBiBP)

460 If so, five cancers. You forgot "soul".
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2020 09:26 PM (P1f+c)

You cannot have a cancer of something you never had.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:27 PM (2B9A/)

461 and lol, the ratio - 1200 comments, 153 hearts

nobody is buying Krugman's story.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 09:27 PM (ykYG2)

462 Happy Birthday Elvis and David Bowie

Posted by: kallisto at January 08, 2020 09:27 PM (RL/ur)

463 Roe v. Wade has prevented cancer for MILLIONS

Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 08, 2020 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

464 If so, five cancers. You forgot "soul".

Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2020 09:26 PM (P1f+c)


If she had a heart, it would be six!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:28 PM (BiNEL)

465 Tucker dry humping Tulsi's leg is a disturbing image.

Worse: 'wet' humping.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:28 PM (2B9A/)

466 Tortured, shot, AND sent to the Russian Front! In my heyday, we knew how to deal with punks like this Aslan fellow.

Posted by: Rabboni Major Hochstetter at January 08, 2020 09:28 PM (KEIPX)

467 You cannot have a cancer of something you never had.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


If she never had a soul, how could she sell it?

Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2020 09:29 PM (P1f+c)

468
So, the #Hacked! tweet was itself a #Hack?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 08, 2020 09:29 PM (f1Vqw)

469 Tucker dry humping Tulsi's leg is a disturbing image.

Worse: 'wet' humping.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January



Worse, her wet humping him

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:29 PM (HALdu)

470 If she never had a soul, how could she sell it?
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2020 09:29 PM (P1f+c)

Well then Satan or Moloch must be pissed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:29 PM (2B9A/)

471 I don't believe she is cancer free

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 08, 2020 09:29 PM (BqBId)

472 Has Trudeau said anything about all his citizens on that plane yet?

And what's with the beard, he's just shoving it in our face now? Fatigues next.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2020 09:30 PM (Bwqq4)

473 NDH and meremortal in the past two days! Be still my heart!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 08, 2020 09:30 PM (/UQ/R)

474 Worse: 'wet' humping.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January



Worse, her wet humping him
Posted by: not so

The kink IS the wetsuit

Posted by: Tucker C. at January 08, 2020 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

475 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2020 09:31 PM (e7o4H)

476
Well, I wouldn't throw her off my leg were she wet humping it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 08, 2020 09:31 PM (f1Vqw)

477 Jizzmopper Goldstein @MoppingSteve
52m52 minutes ago
Replying to @paulkrugman
This investigation has been as smooth as a baby's bottom

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 09:31 PM (ykYG2)

478 I wouldn't throw her off my leg were she wet humping it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January



Everyone has their circumstances

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:32 PM (HALdu)

479 Westie!

*pulls back sword, bows*

Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2020 09:32 PM (Bwqq4)

480 I saw Jizzmopper Steve open for the Sticky Theatre Floors at the Park in '92.

It was creepy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:33 PM (2B9A/)

481 I wouldn't throw her off my leg were she wet humping it.
Posted by: publius

Would you let her eat fried okra in bed?

Posted by: Miklos, picky that way at January 08, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

482 Some people want to believe, "If we leave them alone, then they'll leave us alone," and they'll tell themselves whatever lie it takes to convince themselves of that fairy tale.

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2020 09:33 PM (l3+k2)

483 Kallisto, Golden Years.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 08, 2020 09:33 PM (PUmDY)

484 Anyone have the number to ServPro?

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 09:33 PM (/g8Me)

485 Would you let her eat fried okra in bed?
Posted by: Miklos, picky that way at January





She could fry okra in his bed

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:34 PM (HALdu)

486 >> Would you let her eat fried okra in bed?

Boiled. Get her all slathered up with that okra slime.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 08, 2020 09:34 PM (f1Vqw)

487 Might want to change the sheets, publius.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:35 PM (2B9A/)

488 Boiled okra is a war crime.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 09:35 PM (JCrfD)

489 Warren rally? Haha

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 08, 2020 09:35 PM (PUmDY)

490 I don't think CNN was particularly worried about the lawsuit in and of itself.

Other fake news outlets have somehow successfully defended themselves by pointing out that this ordinary person that they slandered is now technically a public figure as a result of said slander, and therefore defamation laws don't really apply, here. It's absolute bullshit, of course, but it does tend to work.

I think CNN was motivated to settle with young Mr. Sandmann by something else entirely.

The huge mega-corporation that is their parent company is looking to merge with another huge mega-corporation and become some sort of, I don't know, giga-corporation.

A merger of this scale requires the approval of federal regulators. And who's in charge of those federal regulators right now? Why, it's Donald Trump!

AT ampersand T simply felt that their odds of getting said approval would be greatly improved if they weren't currently defending themselves in a lawsuit pressed by an obvious Trump supporter who they'd defamed simply for being a Trump supporter.

So, I'm convinced that they told their dinky little subsidiary to make this problem go away right now. And that's the real reason behind CNN's settlement offer.

I'd like to think that maybe the power of the Fake News to slander/libel any regular person they choose with impunity is finally starting to be checked and/or balanced by the courts, but I'll remain skeptical until I see one of these defamation merchants actually lose a big lawsuit or two that they chose to fight to the bitter end.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 08, 2020 09:35 PM (H3MF8)

491 So, the #Hacked! tweet was itself a #Hack?

Absolutely! My word as a Krugman...

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 09:35 PM (dBiBP)

492 boiled okra is a war crime.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January




okra is a war crime.

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:35 PM (HALdu)

493 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2020 08:22 PM (PtTEx)

It's about time you came back, Lady!

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2020 09:36 PM (A7tBu)

494 Happy Birthday Elvis and David Bowie
Posted by: kallisto


And JJ Sefton. Coincidence?

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 09:36 PM (M0u+N)

495


WHAT A FUCKING GLORIOUS DAY.

Don Trump is carrying out the Conan ethos.

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

This is literally happening

And I just saw that Google has been ordered to turn over a year of Juicy's data.

So there you have some idea of what can happen to the kiddie-diddling economist Krugs.

Jeezus Christ, does everyone in the Democrat party have some sick fetish?

Is there anyone normal over there? Biden has hairy legs, kids love em, he knows Roaches.




Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 08, 2020 09:37 PM (lg/F7)

496 Okra does not have that much flavor on it's own anyway. Boiled...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:37 PM (2B9A/)

497 okra is a war crime.

You just badmouthed my grandmother's fried okra.

This is war.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 09:37 PM (JCrfD)

498 Ruth Bader Ginsburg Announces She's Cancer Free

-
Also, she now invulnerable to everything except kryptonite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2020 09:37 PM (+y/Ru)

499
Okra is my shibboleth.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 08, 2020 09:37 PM (f1Vqw)

500 ...that as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never.
Reza Aslan


No problems bitch. So is our reach.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2020 09:38 PM (axyOa)

501 Okra does not have that much flavor on it's own anyway. Boiled...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:37 PM (2B9A/)


Fried or raw, boiled no, just no...

unless you have enough butter and salt!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:38 PM (BiNEL)

502 And JJ Sefton. Coincidence?
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 09:36 PM (M0u+N)

How old is he, anyway? 1.2x10^6 years old?

With all these birthdays...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:38 PM (2B9A/)

503 RBG is cancer free.

Death Certificate is post-dated six months.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2020 09:38 PM (1g7ch)

504 Sharks by the ton.

Carve a dick on their foreheads Ace

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2020 09:38 PM (TMQpg)

505 okra is a war crime.

You just badmouthed my grandmother's fried okra.

This is war.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January




Wait until I get to your grandma

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:38 PM (HALdu)

506 Okra in a Bloody Mary is fine with me.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 08, 2020 09:38 PM (PUmDY)

507 486 >> Would you let her eat fried okra in bed?

Boiled. Get her all slathered up with that okra slime.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 08, 2020 09:34 PM (f1Vqw)

Redneck nuru gel

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 09:38 PM (NWiLs)

508 I think you have to be born around okra to like it.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 09:39 PM (K22Va)

509 Ginzberg must be getting CAR-T therapy like Jimmah. Us common people can't afford it.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 08, 2020 09:39 PM (6/uwW)

510 ...that as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never.

Reza Aslan


Can I interest you in an American History book?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 09:39 PM (JCrfD)

511 I think you have to be born around okra to like it.
Posted by: dartist at January



Same with incest

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:39 PM (HALdu)

512 Pickled okra is pretty good!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 08, 2020 09:39 PM (H3MF8)

513 I'd like to think that maybe the power of the Fake News to slander/libel any regular person they choose with impunity is finally starting to be checked and/or balanced by the courts, but I'll remain skeptical until I see one of these defamation merchants actually lose a big lawsuit or two that they chose to fight to the bitter end.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 08, 2020 09:35 PM (H3MF

Your analysis rings true. Didn't know they were engaged in talks on that level. The real problem is that slander/libel law is extraordinarily weak in the US; it's one of the few areas where UK law is far superior to ours.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2020 09:39 PM (V2Yro)

514 Also, she now invulnerable to everything except kryptonite.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2020 09:37 PM (+y/Ru)

Superman is a pussy.
-RGB, as she combs her nose hair with a kryptonite brush

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:40 PM (2B9A/)

515 Should be snarks

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2020 09:40 PM (TMQpg)

516 Okra is my shibboleth.



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 08, 2020 09:37 PM



It is my trigger word.
Damn working late. I missed someone starting a discussion about that most vile of things...okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2020 09:40 PM (axyOa)

517
They don't know what they're missing. Take Miley's brother. He'd never had okra before, and we fed him some of my deep fried. He loved it.

Now, I showed Miley how to boil it. She loved it. She was about to eat the whole thing, and I had to show her not to eat the stem.

Her brother was skeptical of it, but Miley said don't be a pussy and made him eat it. He closed his eyes.

He loved it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 08, 2020 09:40 PM (f1Vqw)

518 Okrahoma! is overated.

Posted by: That Jap Guy at January 08, 2020 09:40 PM (/g8Me)

519 Wait until I get to your grandma
Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:38 PM (HALdu)

Drop you like a bag of hammers, man.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 09:40 PM (JCrfD)

520 nah, i like deep fried okra, and I'm a Brit.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 09:40 PM (ykYG2)

521 Ruth Bader Ginsburg Announces She's Cancer Free

--

Okay, I sort of love that they decided this was a good idea.

Sorry for your loss in advance to the hypenated Ginsberg family.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 08, 2020 09:40 PM (Hl0hh)

522 It is my trigger word.
Damn working late. I missed someone starting a discussion about that most vile of things...okra.
Posted by: Diogenes at January




was sure you were going to say safe word

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:41 PM (HALdu)

523 Damn working late. I missed someone starting a discussion about that most vile of things...okra.


no u.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 09:41 PM (M0u+N)

524 I posed a question yesterday. On this thread. I got the answer today. Reminding Nick Sandman's lawyers. Reza Aslan is a lobbyist for Islamic regime in Tehran.
Lobbying for the regime is against the law per treasury dep't guidelines.
Reza Aslan is right about Iranians never forgetting a slight. Iranians have been slighted by mullahs in Tehran for four decades. End of IRI is near.Day of reckoning is sure to follow via hangman's noose.MAGA

Posted by: bengeshti at January 08, 2020 09:41 PM (xNMrV)

525 Okra is edible when dredged in cornmeal and fried. Otherwise it's just mucus with a chewy center.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

526 510 ...that as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never.
Reza Aslan

Can I interest you in an American History book?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 09:39 PM (JCrfD)

If that were really true about the Iranians, then they should still be pretty pissed about how Mohammed took a giant dump all over their culture and history, and made them swear that Arab Culture was the Bestest Of All.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2020 09:41 PM (V2Yro)

527 He loved it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 08, 2020 09:40 PM (f1Vqw)


Bless your heart!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:41 PM (BiNEL)

528
"AT ampersand T"

AT&T

*casual wave*

Posted by: Gooshy at January 08, 2020 09:41 PM (3ivhc)

529 Kale is more irritating.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 08, 2020 09:41 PM (PUmDY)

530 Isn't Reza Aslan the dbag who ate human meat on a CNN show? I'm not kidding.
First Obama with the dog, now Reza with the soylent green. What is it with these people

Posted by: Mst3k at January 08, 2020 09:42 PM (DTxSf)

531 Do not search "okra slime fetish" on PronHub. Just don't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

532 No. That would be plutoni.heeeyyy! I see what you were doing there.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2020 09:42 PM (axyOa)

533 Wait until I get to your grandma
Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:38 PM (HALdu)

Drop you like a bag of hammers, man.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January



You're going to get so pissed you are going to start shooting down your own jets.

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:43 PM (HALdu)

534 508 I think you have to be born around okra to like it.
Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 09:39 PM (K22Va)

Deep fried okra is OK. Of course, you could deep fry a shoe and it would taste OK too.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 08, 2020 09:43 PM (d6Ksn)

535 You know who never forgets a slight?


Okra.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 09:43 PM (M0u+N)

536 525 Okra is edible when dredged in cornmeal and fried. Otherwise it's just mucus with a chewy center.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

My Mammaw's fried okra was good. However, the woman was a wizard. I could have handed her a worn out pair of Converse and she would have just sighed, reached into the fridge for her bacon grease and gotten to work. And the shoes would have tasted fantastic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:43 PM (2B9A/)

537 517
They don't know what they're missing. Take Miley's brother. He'd never had okra before, and we fed him some of my deep fried. He loved it.

Now, I showed Miley how to boil it. She loved it. She was about to eat the whole thing, and I had to show her not to eat the stem.

Her brother was skeptical of it, but Miley said don't be a pussy and made him eat it. He closed his eyes.

He loved it.

This is really about me and surprise anal, isn't it?

Posted by: Pete Butt Gig at January 08, 2020 09:43 PM (/g8Me)

538 Ruth Bader Ginsburg Announces She's Cancer Free



Poor Dear, her mind's going.

She meant to say -


that she got cancer for free!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2020 09:44 PM (9X624)

539 Also Trudeau is "confident they'll participate in the "crash" investigation. "

Posted by: Regular joe at January 08, 2020 09:44 PM (6/uwW)

540 My Mammaw's fried okra was good. However, the woman was a wizard. I could have handed her a worn out pair of Converse and she would have just sighed, reached into the fridge for her bacon grease and gotten to work. And the shoes would have tasted fantastic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:43 PM (2B9A/)

Well yeah, because bacon grease.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

541 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2020 09:41 PM (V2Yro)

A gallows in the town square clears the mind!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:44 PM (BiNEL)

542 You're going to get so pissed you are going to start shooting down your own jets.
Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:43 PM (HALdu)

My grandmother was the second meanest white woman that ever lived.

HER mother-in-law was the meanest.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2020 09:44 PM (JCrfD)

543 how about deep frying a brain? them's good ea- HAHAHAHA!

Sorry.

Posted by: Reza! at January 08, 2020 09:44 PM (ykYG2)

544 Okra in seafood gumbo is neat because it's the 3rd most slimiest thing in the pot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 08, 2020 09:45 PM (Hl0hh)

545 A friend tells me never click on the word "fetish" if you are in a pron zone which who would ever be there right?

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 09:45 PM (M0u+N)

546
Also, as any good Cajun knows, okra is what makes gumbo. And soups of all sorts.

It's the key ingredient in my vegetable beef soup. It's what makes it addictive, like crack.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 08, 2020 09:45 PM (f1Vqw)

547 Insom, Fried okra is sublime. unfortunately, okra is nearly unheard of in NH. I love it!

Posted by: Madtom at January 08, 2020 09:45 PM (go+84)

548 Okra & chili. Perfect together.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 08, 2020 09:45 PM (WQZ1O)

549 533
Wait until I get to your grandma

Is this the guy who likes to do things to dead people?

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 09:45 PM (K22Va)

550 535
You know who never forgets a slight?





Okra.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 09:43 PM (M0u+N)

_________


Is she going to run for President in 2020?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 09:45 PM (WqPYg)

551 Ginzberg must be getting CAR-T therapy like Jimmah. Us common people can't afford it.
Posted by: Regular joe at January 08, 2020 09:39 PM (6/uwW)


Is that the procedure where college women are recruited, screened for select genetic characteristics, artificially inseminated from select sources, and abortions performed at 32 weeks to harvest serums of the highest quality for medical purposes?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2020 09:46 PM (1g7ch)

552 ...that as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never.
Reza Aslan


Well get this D-bag. Xerxes was a wuss.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2020 09:46 PM (axyOa)

553 Is this the guy who likes to do things to dead people?


Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 09:45 PM (K22Va)

________


We need a remake of "The Sixth Sense" starring Paul Krugman: "I see dead pedophiles."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 09:46 PM (WqPYg)

554 Otherwise it's just mucus with a chewy center.
Posted by: Insomniac

*glares*

Posted by: TaterStelter at January 08, 2020 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)

555 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:43 PM (2B9A/)


Did your Mammaw know Grandma H?

I still remember the Sunday dinner fried chicken!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:47 PM (BiNEL)

556 553 Daphne and Velma vs. Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton

https://tinyurl.com/t5ebl7n

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2020 09:46 PM (I5LRE)

Unless this is a pron parody type deal I'm not interested.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

557 Pow Wow Chow Okra is the best.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at January 08, 2020 09:47 PM (LLrNN)

558
If that were really true about the Iranians, then they should still be pretty pissed about how Mohammed took a giant dump all over their culture and history, and made them swear that Arab Culture was the Bestest Of All.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2020 09:41 PM (V2Yro)



Seriously.

If that were true, Iran would be the -

Mighty Persian Zoroastrian Empire


and not just another muslim shit hole.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2020 09:47 PM (9X624)

559 I like when Okrah gives away cars.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 08, 2020 09:47 PM (PUmDY)

560
Okra Winfrey? Now you're all just being silly.

Posted by: Gooshy at January 08, 2020 09:47 PM (3ivhc)

561 We are rather good at getting over slights.


You bomb Pearl Harbor, we nuke you and every thing is ok,

We deal with the issue, go home.

Getting hung up over things is a weakness.

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 09:48 PM (HALdu)

562 RBG reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Hermes gradually becomes a robot.

Posted by: vivi at January 08, 2020 09:48 PM (11H2y)

563 Ginzberg must be getting CAR-T therapy like Jimmah. Us common people can't afford it.
Posted by: Regular joe at January 08, 2020 09:39 PM (6/uwW)


Is that the procedure where college women are recruited, screened for select genetic characteristics, artificially inseminated from select sources, and abortions performed at 32 weeks to harvest serums of the highest quality for medical purposes?

-
Technique was pioneered by Dr. Acula.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2020 09:49 PM (+y/Ru)

564 I saw an article on my phone saying that Iran sent multiple messages to the US saying that the attacks were over.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 08, 2020 09:49 PM (Hl0hh)

565 as a people we never ever forget a slight. I mean never.

It was a missile, not a slight. See? You've forgotten already.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2020 09:49 PM (jyVW0)

566 How the hell did Ana Navarro become a spokeswomen of the Left? She has all of the charisma of my occasionally flaky grundle.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2020 09:49 PM (ATCV4)

567 Daphne and Velma vs. Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton

https://tinyurl.com/t5ebl7n


For some stupid reason my home IP is banned.

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2020 09:50 PM (VK6/G)

568 I saw an article on my phone saying that Iran sent multiple messages to the US saying that the attacks were over.

That's one thoroughly kicked ass.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 09:50 PM (M0u+N)

569 Unless this is a pron parody type deal I'm not interested.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

-----

It's better

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2020 09:51 PM (VK6/G)

570 I read that when the relief parties got to Donner Lake in the Spring of 1847, they discovered 15 barrels of pickled okra, untouched. Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Kudzu at January 08, 2020 09:51 PM (4Qwqs)

571 She is a cnn favorite Bush NeverTrumper

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 08, 2020 09:51 PM (PUmDY)

572 Newsmax: TX Gov Abbott says the state is receiving 10,000 cyber attack per minute.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2020 09:51 PM (Hg4NE)

573

Democratic presidential contenders Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.) and Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.) are slated to host a conference call with an Iranian-American advocacy group that has been accused of lobbying on Tehran's behalf.

Along with Reps. Ro Khanna (D., Calif.) and Barbara Lee (D., Calif.), Sanders and Warren are scheduled to speak Wednesday evening with members of the National Iranian American Council (NIAC). The group played a central role in what former Obama national security adviser Ben Rhodes called the administration's pro-Iran Deal "echo chamber," spinning journalists, lawmakers, and citizens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2020 09:51 PM (aKsyK)

574 So glad the rest of the lawsuits are going forward. too bad Warren got off...

Posted by: vivi at January 08, 2020 09:52 PM (11H2y)

575 Okrap

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 09:52 PM (/g8Me)

576 Nancy has witch hands.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 08, 2020 09:54 PM (PUmDY)

577 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2020 09:51 PM (aKsyK)


I'm really glad they're self-identifying!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 09:55 PM (BiNEL)

578 Retcon Ranger

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 08, 2020 09:55 PM (+LeMa)

579 572 Newsmax: TX Gov Abbott says the state is receiving 10,000 cyber attack per minute.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2020 09:51 PM (Hg4NE)

Same here !

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 09:55 PM (/g8Me)

580 >>Newsmax: TX Gov Abbott says the state is receiving 10,000 cyber attack per minute.
Posted by: Braenyard

I got this .tx.gov address and I hope there is kidde porn there. I keep hitting F5 but no luck so far.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 09:55 PM (2cuLk)

581 Wouldn't you expect a state like Texas to get a lot of cyber attacks anyway?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:56 PM (2B9A/)

582 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

-----

It's better
Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2020 09:51 PM (VK6/G)

Oh my Lord. So totally unrealistic. Paris Hilton doesn't have an ass like that!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 09:56 PM (NWiLs)

583 >>Posted by: Paul Krugman

poser

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 09:56 PM (2cuLk)

584 "So glad the rest of the lawsuits are going forward. too bad Warren got off..."

Medicine woman hard to conjure against.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2020 09:57 PM (Bwqq4)

585 Will the real Paul Krugman please stand up?

I said stand 'up', Paul.

I... *listens to aide*. OHHHH. *snickers*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:58 PM (2B9A/)

586 Any entity/individual with a large bank account is a huge hacking target.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 08, 2020 09:59 PM (PUmDY)

587 584 "So glad the rest of the lawsuits are going forward. too bad Warren got off..."

Medicine woman hard to conjure against.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2020 09:57 PM (Bwqq4)

Better: Albino Squaw has strong medicine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:59 PM (2B9A/)

588 581 Wouldn't you expect a state like Texas to get a lot of cyber attacks anyway?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 09:56 PM (2B9A/)


That Gold Vault they built is what did it.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2020 09:59 PM (Hg4NE)

589 "Better: Albino Squaw has strong medicine."

*tips hat*

Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2020 10:01 PM (Bwqq4)

590 ONT Nood.

Posted by: Deranged DM at January 08, 2020 10:01 PM (Q3xyR)

591
That prompted me to check my router's syslog. There's not any more activity that usual. About 5 probe packets per minute coming in, which is about normal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 08, 2020 10:02 PM (f1Vqw)

592 TX Gov Abbott says the state is receiving 10,000 cyber attack per minute.

FROM IRAN

is what he said, yesterday

Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 08, 2020 10:02 PM (G546f)

593 589 "Better: Albino Squaw has strong medicine."

*tips hat*
Posted by: Meremortal at January 08, 2020 10:01 PM (Bwqq4)

Now we just need to get an old Italian, dress him up like a dime store cigar Indian and have him deliver it to Warren. Don't forget the tear...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 10:03 PM (2B9A/)

594 And here I thought Reza was a girl. Go figure.

Posted by: Harlan at January 09, 2020 12:18 AM (suaaH)

595
Holy SHYT. John Effin' Kerry is on MSNBC shouting and ranting like a botox needle went into his eye.

"Iran will never negotiate with Trump now because they know he's not trustworthy!!"

Really, raising his voice and getting all sweaty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2020 01:20 AM (13CQC)

596
Killed the ONT?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2020 01:30 AM (13CQC)

597 Nice for Reza Aslan to just straight up admit he comes from a barbaric "Honor-and-Revenge" culture. If a White westerner made that same observation, he'd be called a racist.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 09, 2020 08:27 AM (Yn6WC)

598 Barnes is a fraud who doesn't represent Nick. Nick's lawyers are blocked on Twitter from responding to Barnes.

Here's your proof:

https://twitter.com/RealCaseyH/status/1215406732706504704

Posted by: Casey Hendrickson - 95.3 MNC at January 09, 2020 06:04 PM (oydJ2)

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