The Morning Rant

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Things You Never Hear Progressives Say:

All things considered, America really is the best country ever, and I'm grateful to live here.

Thanks to capitalism, I can hang out at Starbucks all day and complain about capitalism.

Sometimes when a woman cries rape, she's just trying to get the guy in trouble.

This is an issue that should be decided by the states, not the federal government.

You know, Stalin was kind of a d*ck, wasn't he?

Why are we wearing 'Che' T-shirts? The guy was a psychotic, murderous thug.

We probably shouldn't be teaching 6-year-old children about things like anal sex and fisting.

Giving an 8-year-old girl puberty-blocking drugs and male hormones just because she's going through a tomboy phase is probably a bad idea.

White privilege is so bad, I am going to give all my money and property to charity and go live in a feces-enhanced, third-world country.

Why is it that all of the cities in our country that are slowly being transformed into feces-enhanced environments have all been controlled and run for decades by Democrats?

Can't we have a protest without all of these damn commies showing up?

Jumping up and down while wearing pink pussy hats and screaming obscenities may be fun, but it doesn't really accomplish anything, and actually makes us look ridiculous.

Gee, men and women really are different.

We should get married and have many children.

It's OK to strongly argue against Trump supporters, but no violence, please, that's going too far.

Drag queen story hour?? Have you lost your freaking mind!!??

Hey, some of these Democratic presidential candidates are way too extreme.

If we keep it dialed up to 11 all of the time, people will just tune us out.

I guess some things in life are bigger than politics.

She's a man, baby!

God bless us, every one.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.




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How Is This Altered?



Early Contender For Dumbest Tweet of the Year, 2020:

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Dumbness level = 975 millikohns.




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By George, I Think He's Got It:



Compare & Contrast:

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Bonus Iranian Hottie:

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Wednesday's Celebs: Soap opera, oops, excuse me, "daytime drama" stars Justin Hartley, and his wife Crishell Stause. Or, maybe not now, I didn't look closely, but they may have divorced. Another connection is that they were in a rom-com I had never heard of, Another Time (2018 ).



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You Old-Fashioned Yeast Doughnuts:

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Doughnut recipe here.


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1 LOLGF

Posted by: Guzalot at January 10, 2020 11:13 AM (prSvo)

2 Now to read the post.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 10, 2020 11:14 AM (prSvo)

3 I love that big aip!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:14 AM (JFO2v)

4 We probably shouldn't be teaching 6-year-old children about things like anal sex and fisting.

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We went to Legoland last year. During gay pride month. It was so nice that they didn't have ANY rainbow BS up anywhere.

Just let kids be kids, dammit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 10, 2020 11:14 AM (uA81g)

5 Valerie Bertinelli and, I suppose, her husband, Eddie Van Halen?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:15 AM (Ejm1K)

6 Who dis:

Walter Matthau and Twiggy

Posted by: dantesed at January 10, 2020 11:16 AM (88xKn)

7 Siblings (jk) Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 11:16 AM (bDqIh)

8 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:16 AM (nQpdK)

9 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Ah, Valerie Bertinelli. I loved her in the short-lived sitcom Sydney, which used a Van Halen song (which, I don't recall) as its theme music.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2020 11:17 AM (Ki5SV)

10 Eddie Van Halen and his Yoko Ono

Posted by: Guzalot at January 10, 2020 11:17 AM (prSvo)

11 Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen. Way too easy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:17 AM (NWiLs)

12 Valerie Bertinelli and, I suppose, her husband, Eddie Van Halen?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


By jove, I think you nailed it!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:17 AM (nQpdK)

13 Bertinelli is still adorable and has a Food network show.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

14 Good Morning Horde!

Posted by: Surfperch at January 10, 2020 11:18 AM (tVQUs)

15 I would tell the Iranian hottie of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 10, 2020 11:18 AM (sjdRT)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2020 11:18 AM (arJlL)

17 That Iranian chick...I got a guided missile for her.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:18 AM (NWiLs)

18 I hope Eddie Van Halen survives his throat cancer, he's one of the greats.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 10, 2020 11:18 AM (prSvo)

19 I could spend the rest of my life looking in those Iranian eyes.


Other things you'll never hear:Say, that Ilhan Omar is as ugly as a mud fence.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:19 AM (T6t7i)

20 "Everything we touch turns to shit".

Posted by: Addition to the list... at January 10, 2020 11:19 AM (EgshT)

21 Beautiful girls. Mediterranean style girls. My Achilles Heel.

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:19 AM (90T4r)

22 The Iran hottie looks like the ubiquitous Amazon product images where there is a watch photoshopped onto the girl in this product page, and the same girl is wearing these sunglasses in this one, and she has a container of eyeliner floating near her arm in the third one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 10, 2020 11:19 AM (uA81g)

23 Iranian Hawtie > Val Bertinelli

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2020 11:20 AM (dPdu/)

24 19
I could spend the rest of my life looking in those Iranian eyes.



Sheesh, typical.

Posted by: Afghani Nat Geo cover girl at January 10, 2020 11:20 AM (T6t7i)

25 Trump caused the Iranians to shoot down the Uke airliner.

Most of Mao's deaths were due to natural causes like famines.

Simultaneously held positions.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 11:20 AM (Boy/L)

26 There are good things in Iran!

Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 10, 2020 11:20 AM (xGZ+b)

27 The Iranian chick looks too much like a Kardashian. I am so very tired of that pouty pornstar, covered in a 1/2" of make-up look.

(I know, but I'm an 'ette, so I'm not deciding whether she's a "1" or "0)

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

28 I've got nothing.

But I want tacos.

Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 11:20 AM (sm6Pk)

29 Technically, it was probably a Hellfire, and not a Tomahawk that got St. Salami.

Smart military blog, and all.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 10, 2020 11:20 AM (OUkUA)

30 Eddie was one hell of a guitar player though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:20 AM (NWiLs)

31
I think after the Theocratic Republic of Iran falls, there will be a hottie explosion like we haven't seen since the fall of the Soviet Union. White Wednesdays has tons of gorgeous Iranian women.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:21 AM (13CQC)

32 Edward Van Halen and his ex- Valerie Bertinelli.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 11:21 AM (HaL55)

33 *sits quietly with the crowd, listening to the ape lecture*

Posted by: mindful webworker - cell set on silent at January 10, 2020 11:21 AM (yT7Mu)

34 Joan Collins and David Lee Roth.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 11:21 AM (M0u+N)

35 Valerie Bertinelli WAS/IS totally hawt

Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2020 11:21 AM (mpXpK)

36 Valerie was in a short-lived sitcom called Hot in Cleveland a few years ago. It featured Jane Leeves of Frasier, Betty White, and Wendie Malick of Just Shoot Me as older but still attractive women who find they do much better with guys, and life in general, in Cleveland. In LA they're yesterday's lunches.

Often very funny, including one scene where the leads and their boyfriends start arguing heatedly over a game of charades. Betty White is left alone on stage when they all storm out, and she says, "This sort of thing never happened on Password!" The audience, who clearly remembered when she used to appear with husband Allen Ludden on that show, roared. (As did I.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:22 AM (Ejm1K)

37 Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie Van Halen. Way too easy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Another county heard from......

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2020 11:22 AM (arJlL)

38 Van Halen just wasn't as much fun post-Dave.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:22 AM (NWiLs)

39 Mmmmm...donuts.

Which reminds me...I didn't have my Dec. donut. I allow myself one in July and one in Dec.

They're like crack to me.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 11:22 AM (cF8AT)

40 Joan Collins and David Lee Roth

That's funny right there, don't care who you are.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 11:22 AM (Boy/L)

41 The Iranian chick looks too much like a Kardashian. I am so very tired of that pouty pornstar, covered in a 1/2" of make-up look.

--

She doesn't have them, but I like the "eyebrows by Sharpie Permanent Marker Company, Poster Board Division" look.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 10, 2020 11:22 AM (uA81g)

42
The Iranian chick looks too much like a Kardashian. I am so very tired of that pouty pornstar, covered in a 1/2" of make-up look.

(I know, but I'm an 'ette, so I'm not deciding whether she's a "1" or "0)
Posted by: Lizzy

=======

I do completely agree. Instagram has created this whole new fake doll look where women actually resemble trannies over-trying to be women.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:22 AM (13CQC)

43 Oh, man. That dumb-ass tweet will be hard to top.
... deaths under Mao are, largely, due to natural reasons such as famines ...

Oy vey. Where to even begin? The indoctrination is strong with this one. The ideas that famines can have a human cause (like Mao's disastrous collectivization and cadre leadership during the Great Stumble Backward) or even a *deliberate* human cause (like Stalin's terror famine in Ukraine) seem to be fully lost on this loser. Or the fact that no capitalist country has ever experienced a famine. Or the fact that agriculture production crashes with perfect correlation following collectivization measures. Never mind all the other BS. What a maroon.

It is also very amusing to me that people like this chalk up incompetence-cum-famine as a "natural disaster" yet firmly believe in anthropogenic climate change. The cognitive dissonance burns.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 11:22 AM (I2dne)

44 OM, first time ever that I've known the Who Dis.

Posted by: clutch at January 10, 2020 11:22 AM (DAviq)

45 Things You Never Hear Progressives Say:
_________



The word "grateful" at all.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (WqPYg)

46 Boy, I could really go for a cup of cofeve and a donut right now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (Ki5SV)

47 >They're like crack to me.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 11:22 AM (cF8AT)


**puts whats left of Tami's donut behind back quickly**

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (sjdRT)

48 I think that missile is a Tomahawk. Is that an air intake for the jet engine on the top, toward the rear?

I believe that would have made a whole lot bigger mess in Baghdad.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (Kf5r9)

49 To translate the Monkey Rant. " Expect Fire from Heaven, any day now".

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (90T4r)

50 What does Pelosi regard as a proportionate to terrorists. Would she approve of a drone with a flag that says boom.
How about a proportionate response to orangemanbad?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (Uu+Jp)

51 I could spend the rest of my life looking in those Iranian eyes.


Sheesh, typical.


Posted by: Afghani Nat Geo cover girl at January 10, 2020 11:20 AM (T6t7i)

My boobs are down here!

Posted by: Boobs Video at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (q1Pj5)

52 46 Boy, I could really go for a cup of cofeve and a donut right now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (Ki5SV)

And an Iranian hottie.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (NWiLs)

53 36 Valerie was in a short-lived sitcom called Hot in Cleveland a few years ago. It featured Jane Leeves of Frasier, Betty White, and Wendie Malick of Just Shoot Me as older but still attractive women who find they do much better with guys, and life in general, in Cleveland. In LA they're yesterday's lunches.

Often very funny, including one scene where the leads and their boyfriends start arguing heatedly over a game of charades. Betty White is left alone on stage when they all storm out, and she says, "This sort of thing never happened on Password!" The audience, who clearly remembered when she used to appear with husband Allen Ludden on that show, roared. (As did I.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:22 AM (Ejm1K)

They had some good lines in that show. I remember one scene where Jane Leeves is showing off a new dress she got at Forever 21 and Betty White chimes in "Was the Menopause Barn closed?"

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 11:24 AM (Izzlo)

54 Minnie Pearl and Les Paul

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 10, 2020 11:24 AM (IttZ7)

55 Yeah, Friday Monkey. The world abides...

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 10, 2020 11:24 AM (X+a7J)

56 Iranian Hawtie > Val Bertinelli
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

mebbe, but you can turn your back on Valerie without worrying.

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2020 11:24 AM (arJlL)

57 "Feces enhanced".....makes everything better....don't it?

Posted by: BignJames at January 10, 2020 11:25 AM (X/Pw5)

58 Valerie first came to prominence, a lot of you will remember, in a sitcom called One Day at a Time. It wasn't about AA and recovering from alcoholism, though. It starred Bonnie Franklin as Valerie's mother, and Mackenzie Phillips, a stepchild of Michelle Phillips, as Val's sister. It was pretty funny and clever for those days (1974-ish.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:25 AM (Ejm1K)

59 I used to go down to the corner store/bakery and get fresh doughnuts every other day. Diabetes put a stop to that.

Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2020 11:25 AM (mpXpK)

60 I maintain that TFG should be serving life in ADX Florence for furnishing material support to a state sponsor of terrorism.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

61 Trump vs Gaylord

Am reminded of an old Trek thing - 101 Reasons why Kirk is better than Picard.

Trump has never lost a battle with a gate and umbrella, Gaylord has.
When Trump doubts the Iranians, he fires missiles.
Trump eats ice cream while Gaylord eats kale.

And so on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2020 11:25 AM (5kNdv)

62 43
Oh, man. That dumb-ass tweet will be hard to top.

... deaths under Mao are, largely, due to natural reasons such as famines ...


And this idiot has the nerve to say "read a book". Well, sparky, I've read lots of them, specifically on this topic. Know what they taught me? You're an idiot.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:25 AM (T6t7i)

63 Things you never hear progressives say


"God Bless you" after a sneeze.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 11:25 AM (d7Ww2)

64 56 Iranian Hawtie > Val Bertinelli
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

mebbe, but you can turn your back on Valerie without worrying.
Posted by: JT



And a better chance of having most of your bank accounts intact.

That Iranian chick is one sultry minx though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2020 11:26 AM (vN4+Q)

65 Valerie was in a short-lived sitcom called Hot in Cleveland a few years ago.



129 episodes isn't too short. 6 seasons.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:26 AM (nQpdK)

66 i'm dumb as a stump. that one was too easy. but, cool. should have david lee roth. nobody would guess him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 11:26 AM (KP5rU)

67 Does that killed Iranian general count as a hottie? Because I'll bet that Hellfire missile heated him up a bit.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 10, 2020 11:26 AM (oBfF8)

68 Minnie Pearl and Les Paul
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes -

Pearl Bailey and Paul Lynde ?

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2020 11:26 AM (arJlL)

69 46 Boy, I could really go for a cup of cofeve and a donut right now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (Ki5SV)

Nah, all the noodle,talk on the previous thread has me wanting chinese

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 10, 2020 11:26 AM (a4qVe)

70 So, we traded Matt Gaetz for Jeff Van Drew?

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 10, 2020 11:26 AM (1s2j5)

71 They had some good lines in that show. I remember one scene where Jane Leeves is showing off a new dress she got at Forever 21 and Betty White chimes in "Was the Menopause Barn closed?"
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020


*
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I don't remember that one. Funny!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:26 AM (Ejm1K)

72 I saw Wendie Malick sitting at an outdoor table at a cafe in Rome near the Spanish Steps in 2000.

Yeah, brush with fame.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 11:26 AM (9VeU0)

73 70 So, we traded Matt Gaetz for Jeff Van Drew?
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 10, 2020 11:26 AM (1s2j5)

And a draft pick to be named later.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:27 AM (NWiLs)

74 That Iranian hottie photo is a DeepFake of Nancy Pelosi, amirite?


"It's a sex doll, baby!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 11:27 AM (WqPYg)

75 Does that killed Iranian general count as a hottie? Because I'll bet that Hellfire missile heated him up a bit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 10, 2020 11:26 AM (oBfF
++++++++++++
Nah, he fell off the end of the spectrum, well into "ashen" territory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 11:27 AM (I2dne)

76 Which one of those pictures of Nanzi Pelosi is the altered one?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 10, 2020 11:27 AM (Uu+Jp)

77 I even spldd their nmes right today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 11:27 AM (HaL55)

78 Valerie was in a short-lived sitcom called Hot in Cleveland a few years ago.

129 episodes isn't too short. 6 seasons.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020


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Really? My local cable station showed them 5 days a week for a while, and so it seemed the show was over before you knew it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:28 AM (Ejm1K)

79 More things you never hear progressives say:



"I make too much money. I am sending in a donation to the US Treasury right now."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 10, 2020 11:28 AM (IttZ7)

80 Still a cutie, forty years later.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 11:28 AM (jyVW0)

81 And this idiot has the nerve to say "read a book".
Well, sparky, I've read lots of them, specifically on this topic. Know
what they taught me? You're an idiot.


Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:25 AM (T6t7i)

And they taught you the proper use of the contraction 'you're'. Salute!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 11:28 AM (q1Pj5)

82 >>I do completely agree. Instagram has created this whole new fake doll
look where women actually resemble trannies over-trying to be women.


It's a make-up style that, yes, was stolen from drag queens and popularized by the Kardashians. It is gross: "Everything We Know About Beauty We Learned From Drag Queens"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yya472qv

And just as that tweet from last night*, women are supposed to look like men in drag.

*the terminology one that specified that biological women have a "front hole" while transwomen have a "vagina.")

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

83 i have more respect for hookers and pornstars than any demonrat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 11:28 AM (KP5rU)

84 Valerie first came to prominence, a lot of you will remember, in a sitcom called One Day at a Time . It wasn't about AA and recovering from alcoholism, though. It starred Bonnie Franklin as Valerie's mother, and Mackenzie Phillips, a stepchild of Michelle Phillips, as Val's sister.


For 50 bonus points, what was the Supers name?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (0fbbp)

85 Bailey Quarters, and Dr Johnny Fever?

Posted by: Rex B at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (iI7am)

86 Doughnuts are really "Rings of Power"
Long Johns are "Staffs of Strength" and...
Coffee is the "Elixir of Life"!

Posted by: Just another Retired LEO at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (7Nyae)

87 "I make too much money. I am sending in a donation to the US Treasury right now."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 10, 2020 11:28 AM (IttZ7)
+++++++++++++++
And yet, Trump actually does remit his salary to the Treasury. He does it for the wrong reason, though, so no credit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (I2dne)

88 58 Valerie first came to prominence, a lot of you will remember, in a sitcom called One Day at a Time. It wasn't about AA and recovering from alcoholism, though. It starred Bonnie Franklin as Valerie's mother, and Mackenzie Phillips, a stepchild of Michelle Phillips, as Val's sister. It was pretty funny and clever for those days (1974-ish.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:25 AM (Ejm1K)


That show was OK, but Bonnie Franklin couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.

And Pat Harrington was hilarious. In fact, he was the only one in that show who was actually funny, other than the occasional appearance by John Hillerman, who played the mother's boss.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (moxby)

89
Minnie Pearl and Les Paul

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes -



Pearl Bailey and Paul Lynde ?


RuPaul and Boy George?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (HaL55)

90 And a draft pick to be named later.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:27 AM (NWiLs)


lol

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (1s2j5)

91 "What adults do in the privacy of their own homes is their own business."

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (ygLTd)

92 For 50 bonus points, what was the Supers name?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (0fbbp)

Schneider?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (Ct55T)

93 More things you never hear progressives say:

"I don't mind if you do. Hey, it's a free country!"

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (jyVW0)

94 I first remember Mackenzie Phillips from American Graffiti.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (0fbbp)

95 For 50 bonus points, what was the Supers name?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
======================

Schneider

Posted by: Guzalot at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (prSvo)

96 For 50 bonus points, what was the Supers name?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (0fbbp)


Schneider!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (moxby)

97
For 50 bonus points, what was the Supers name?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (0fbbp)


the actor? Pat....darn, can't remember.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (AMIL/)

98 92 For 50 bonus points, what was the Supers name?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (0fbbp)

Kal-El

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (NWiLs)

99 For 50 bonus points, what was the Supers name?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (0fbbp)

SNYDER!!
Pay me !!!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (a4qVe)

100 Really? My local cable station showed them 5 days a week for a while, and so it seemed the show was over before you knew it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


That's what IMDb lists.
2010 - 2015. 129 episodes.

Can't believe I never watched it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (nQpdK)

101 Odds that this guy calls anyone with any doubts about climate change a "denier"? 100%.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (T6t7i)

102 More things you never hear progressives say:


I guess we will just have to agree to disagree. Can I buy you a beer?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (d7Ww2)

103 Valerie first came to prominence, a lot of you will remember, in a sitcom called One Day at a Time . It wasn't about AA and recovering from alcoholism, though. It starred Bonnie Franklin as Valerie's mother, and Mackenzie Phillips, a stepchild of Michelle Phillips, as Val's sister.

How could a show with Mackenzie Phillips NOT be about AA?

Remember the story line about her running away with her boyfriend in a van? It seemed all poignant and stuff but they wrote to cover for her being in rehab.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 11:31 AM (9VeU0)

104 Valerie Bertinelli is a loathsome progressive nutjob. And for all of her obsessing over her weight all her life, maybe she should've concentrated on making sure her son wasn't a fat pig from the moment he was born.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2020 11:31 AM (COzlW)

105 Or the fact that no capitalist country has ever experienced a famine.

What about Ireland?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2020 11:31 AM (Ki5SV)

106 For 50 bonus points, what was the Supers name?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (0fbbp)

SNYDER!!
Pay me !!!!
Posted by: Cheribebe


Pat Harrington.

Pay me twice!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:31 AM (nQpdK)

107 Schneider

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2020 11:31 AM (dPdu/)

108 Barbara Cooper and Schneider's third cousin. The second best rock musician from Delaware (George Thorogood is Number One).

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 10, 2020 11:31 AM (pWa30)

109 Things You Never Hear Progressives Say:
_________



The word "grateful" at all.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (WqPYg)

Really? I seem to recall them saying it quite frequently during the Obama administration.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 10, 2020 11:31 AM (tVQUs)

110 Things you never hear a prog say:

"Huh. I never knew that!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 11:31 AM (Ct55T)

111 My 1970's teenage self thought many dirty thoughts of "One Day at a Time" Valerie Bertinelli.

Posted by: Captain Ned at January 10, 2020 11:32 AM (XIfux)

112 100, Rickb223 It was originally on TV Land as an original series.

Posted by: whig at January 10, 2020 11:32 AM (EUDB2)

113 Still a cutie, forty years later.

Valerie the B? And she likes to cook. Me and B'Gal catch her cooking show occasionally in the daktari's waiting rooms.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 11:32 AM (HaL55)

114 For 50 bonus points, what was the Supers name?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:29 AM (0fbbp)

Schneider the Super

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 11:32 AM (q1Pj5)

115 Happy Friday, Horde!

Just briefly checked on The View, and Ana Navarro is calling PDT a "psychological liar."

Covington Kids liar sez wut?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

116
The word "grateful" at all.
Posted by: ShainS-Make the 20's Roar Again! At January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (WqPYg)

Really? I seem to recall them saying it quite frequently during the Obama administration.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 10, 2020 11:31 AM (tVQUs)



mmm ... mmm ... mmm

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:32 AM (0fbbp)

117 "That's none of my business."

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 10, 2020 11:32 AM (ygLTd)

118 the actor? Pat....darn, can't remember.

Pat Morita ?

Pat Boone ?


Pat the Cat in the Hat ?

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2020 11:32 AM (arJlL)

119 The Iranian lady is lovely.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2020 11:32 AM (a0IVu)

120 Or the fact that no capitalist country has ever experienced a famine.

What about Ireland?
Posted by: Mary Poppins'


Monarchy back then. Not truly capitalistic.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:32 AM (nQpdK)

121 I was a younger lad then, but Bonnie Franklin was my first MILF crush.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (Ciifn)

122 Valerie first came to prominence, a lot of you will remember, in a sitcom called One Day at a Time . It wasn't about AA and recovering from alcoholism, though. It starred Bonnie Franklin as Valerie's mother, and Mackenzie Phillips, a stepchild of Michelle Phillips, as Val's sister.


For 50 bonus points, what was the Supers name?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020


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Warai-otoko got it at comment 92: Schneider. Pat Harrington, a graduate of the old Steve Allen show, played the apartment building super to perfection.

My mother didn't care for most sitcoms, but she liked that one, including its theme song.

And John Hillerman, you're right, played Bonnie Franklin's boss. He continually referred to her (these were the early days of Women's Lib, remember) as "Em Ess Romano," instead of "Miz."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (Ejm1K)

123 progressives? fuckin pussies. i usually christen them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (KP5rU)

124 105 Or the fact that no capitalist country has ever experienced a famine.

What about Ireland?



That happened before Ireland became a Republic. Way before actually.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (vN4+Q)

125 94 I first remember Mackenzie Phillips from American Graffiti.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (0fbbp)

I watched that movie not too long ago. Sort of a " The Last Picture Show" , with color, and humor, and goofiness, and Actually, not really like The Last Picture Show at all. But it was pretty okay.

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (90T4r)

126 Things you never hear a prog say:

"You know, if I work hard, I can work my way up to a better position, more responsibility and make more money."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (oBfF8)

127 Sex dolls nyah?

https://youtu.be/cHA4vqHfbIg

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (5kNdv)

128
It's a make-up style that, yes, was stolen from drag queens and popularized by the Kardashians. It is gross: "Everything We Know About Beauty We Learned From Drag Queens"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yya472qv

=======

Good lord, I didn't know I was citing a literal thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (13CQC)

129 the actor? Pat....darn, can't remember.

Pat Morita ?

Pat Boone ?


Pat the Cat in the Hat ?
Posted by: JT



Pat Harrington. Who, is sadly mort.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (nQpdK)

130 Apparently Bertinelli's Sydney had an even shorter run than I thought - 13 episodes.

And the theme song was then-husband Eddie Van Halen's "Finish What Ya Started."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (Ki5SV)

131 124 105 Or the fact that no capitalist country has ever experienced a famine.

What about Ireland?


That happened before Ireland became a Republic. Way before actually.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (vN4+Q)

And the famine was essentially engineered by the British.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

132 Things you never hear a prog say:

-

"You're right."

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (ygLTd)

133 Soulemeini was an Iranian "hottie."

For a few seconds....

Posted by: NY POST at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (CqE5x)

134 Another thing you never hear a progressive say is "family is more important than politics."

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (Uu+Jp)

135 My, my, my. From WZ:
U.S. Attorney John Huber effectively concluded a sprawling investigation
into several matters related to the Clintons without a finding of
criminal wrongdoing, according to a Washington Post report.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (T6t7i)

136
Valerie first came to prominence, a lot of you will remember, in a sitcom called One Day at a Time. It wasn't about AA and recovering from alcoholism, though. It starred Bonnie Franklin as Valerie's mother, and Mackenzie Phillips, a stepchild of Michelle Phillips, as Val's sister. It was pretty funny and clever for those days (1974-ish.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


And it was about living in Indianapolis rather than NYC or LA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (aKsyK)

137 111 My 1970's teenage self thought many dirty thoughts of "One Day at a Time" Valerie Bertinelli.
Posted by: Captain Ned at January 10, 2020 11:32 AM (XIfux)

Yep dragging a 55 lb 25" TV into the bathroom to rub one out kind of took the spontaneity away.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (JFO2v)

138 A morons cornucopia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ysf_GO2aw

Michael Malice on Joe Rogan. First 5+ minutes is a discussion on the most disgusting plants you could ever imagine.

Somalia has a flower that looks like a b*tthole ... with hairs waving ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (XzVUd)

139 135 My, my, my. From WZ:
U.S. Attorney John Huber effectively concluded a sprawling investigation
into several matters related to the Clintons without a finding of
criminal wrongdoing, according to a Washington Post report.
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (T6t7i)

So, Huber is NOT coming after all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

140 Reading my fish wrap this morning, I learned this hero, former swift boat commander Tom Wright, passed away here.

He was one of the Navy swift boaters who worked with Jerome Corsi on the book "Unfit for Command." He found himself in command of John Kerry, and considered him a "loose cannon" and demanded that he be reassigned.

G-d bless this man and his family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

141 Bertinelli and Principal were my top yums in the 80s.

Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2020 11:35 AM (NSFCQ)

142 Soleimani liked to turn fertilizer into bombs.

We used bombs to turn Soleimani into fertilizer.

Go figure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 11:35 AM (Ct55T)

143 Things you never hear a prog say:

I did not know that. This changes . . . everything!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 11:35 AM (q1Pj5)

144 Things you never hear a prog say:

It seems a little fishy that public/teacher unions contribute and vote for Dems to get pay raises.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:36 AM (JFO2v)

145 I remember her wearing a necklace with the Van Halen logo during One Day at a Time.

I went to a lot of concerts in the early-mid '80s, Van Halen's 1984 was second worst (nothing will ever be lower than Styx' Mr Roboto crap). After much anticipation for this show they played for maybe 45 minutes.

Flip side I had no expectations and had probably the most fun seeing Billy Idol in concert.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 10, 2020 11:36 AM (Xvo1a)

146
How could a show with Mackenzie Phillips NOT be about AA?

Remember the story line about her running away with her boyfriend in a van? It seemed all poignant and stuff but they wrote to cover for her being in rehab.
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020


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There was one storyline where Julie, Mackenzie's character, Gets Religion in a Big Way and is continually going to church and the like. At one point she admonishes sister Barbara (Valerie), "Read your Bible!" To which Barbara, a fast girl with a comeback, rejoins, "There'll be questions!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:36 AM (Ejm1K)

147

Myrna Loy?

Posted by: Rabbi Soothsayer at January 10, 2020 11:36 AM (cCaW5)

148 So, Huber is NOT coming after all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:35 AM (NWiLs)


That's what SHE said!

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 11:36 AM (9VeU0)

149 I watched that movie not too long ago. Sort of a " The Last Picture Show" , with color, and humor, and goofiness, and Actually, not really like The Last Picture Show at all. But it was pretty okay.
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (90T4r)

American Graffiti didn't have a MILFY Cloris Leachman in a bra and a TOPLESS Cybil Shepard.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 11:36 AM (CqE5x)

150 Juanita Broaddrick wins twitter today.

https://tinyurl.com/qp92pk3

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 10, 2020 11:36 AM (NVYyb)

151 Mein Fuehrer ... Huber ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at January 10, 2020 11:36 AM (0fbbp)

152 Soleimani liked to turn fertilizer into bombs.

We used bombs to turn Soleimani into fertilizer.

Go figure.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


♫ The Circle of Life ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:36 AM (nQpdK)

153 Pat Harrington. Who, is sadly mort.

Edd "Kookie" Byrnes died on last nite's ONT.

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2020 11:37 AM (arJlL)

154 Just briefly checked on The View, and Ana Navarro is calling PDT a "psychological liar."


I hope she gets sued for so much money that she has to search her couch to find the money to buy a gas station donut.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 10, 2020 11:37 AM (Uu+Jp)

155 139
135 My, my, my. From WZ:

U.S. Attorney John Huber effectively concluded a sprawling investigation

into several matters related to the Clintons without a finding of

criminal wrongdoing, according to a Washington Post report.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (T6t7i)



So, Huber is NOT coming after all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


I'm not going that far just yet, but it's not a good sign.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:37 AM (T6t7i)

156 Edd "Kookie" Byrnes died on last nite's ONT.



He crossed Bluebell, The Shiv?

Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (0fbbp)

157 >>So let me get this straight, Iran response to our killing their top
General was telegraphed so as not to cause deaths to American soldiers
and civilians despite our President's bellicose fire and brimstone
rhetoric, we should therefore praise the President?

- - -

"Dear Ken McIntyre,
Contrary to your tweet, the hostilities between Iran and the US did not start this month. In fact, not even in this century. . ."


I love how everything happens in a vacuum for the Left.They will ignore 95%+ of any topic and just zone in on one thing and claim it's outrageous. Amusing considering they are the ones who always defend themselves by saying something was taken out of context.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (bDqIh)

158 149 I watched that movie not too long ago. Sort of a " The Last Picture Show" , with color, and humor, and goofiness, and Actually, not really like The Last Picture Show at all. But it was pretty okay.
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (90T4r)

American Graffiti didn't have a MILFY Cloris Leachman in a bra and a TOPLESS Cybil Shepard.....
Posted by: JoeF.



Or a Hank Williams Sr. soundtrack. AG soundtrack wasn't bad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (vN4+Q)

159 I first remember Mackenzie Phillips from American Graffiti.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:30 AM (0fbbp)

I watched that movie not too long ago. Sort of a " The Last Picture Show" , with color, and humor, and goofiness, and Actually, not really like The Last Picture Show at all. But it was pretty okay.
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020


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I haven't seen it since it was new. But my friends and I, all about 20 at the time, exclaimed about the characters, how each of them was just like someone we'd known in school. George Lucas did a good job with the film, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (Ejm1K)

160 153 Pat Harrington. Who, is sadly mort.

Edd "Kookie" Byrnes died on last nite's ONT.
Posted by: JT at January 10, 2020 11:37 AM (arJlL)

"Ed Kookie Byrnes"?

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (90T4r)

161 My, my, my. From WZ:
U.S. Attorney John Huber effectively concluded a sprawling investigation into several matters related to the Clintons without a finding of criminal wrongdoing, according to a Washington Post report.
Posted by: pep

So, Huber is NOT coming after all.
Posted by: Insomniac


Sounds a lot like what I said.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (nQpdK)

162 I saw a pic of Kim Kardashian once before she had all the surgery and was being constantly Photoshopped. She was gorgeous. Now she...is not.

You know what was actually surprisingly funny was Anger Management with Charlie Sheen. My husband and I didn't want to find it funny, not being Charlie Sheen fans, but it kept being on while we were doing other stuff, and we kept finding ourselves laughing at it. The prisoners were the best part - part of the premise is that Charlie is an anger management therapist, and he has group therapy in a prison. Being a pretty terrible therapist, he keeps ending up telling the prisoners about his personal life, and he often takes their advice. One of the prisoners is named Wayne, and he's a serial killer. One scene that I still laugh at:

Jordan (another therapist who works with Charlie at the prison): Charlie's late for work today. Apparently there was a bus accident.
Wayne: Well, that's just inconsiderate. When I kill somebody, no one's late for work.
Jordan: (smiling nervously) Well...except the one guy.
Wayne: (considers that) I stand corrected.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (65t2o)

163
All of those tens of millions of deaths under Stalin and Mao were all a result of natural causes like starvation, torture and bullets. How dare anyone think badly of those 2 humanitarians

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (kw5n8)

164 Valerie and donuts! Is Duff going to come too and help judge the kiddie's creations?

Posted by: Former Enron Adviser at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (ArYd2)

165 Another weekend!

Pension looking phat!

Happy Friyay!

Posted by: Barr at January 10, 2020 11:39 AM (NSFCQ)

166 American Graffiti didn't have a MILFY Cloris Leachman in a bra and a TOPLESS Cybil Shepard.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 11:36 AM (CqE5x)

You thought she was milfy in that movie?....Young Frankenstein?

Posted by: BignJames at January 10, 2020 11:39 AM (X/Pw5)

167
Actually I'm not sure I have anything against drag per se, but I'm a bit repelled by those doll-bots on Instagram. Seems like women are trying to co-opt the sex-bot invasion that's about to obsolete them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:40 AM (13CQC)

168 The storyline i'm hearing from people out and about is that "Trump killed civilians and started a war."

Sure, they admit Soleimani was a bad guy, but Trump's still evil for... i don't know. Existing, i suppose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 11:40 AM (Ct55T)

169 Other things you'll never hear:Say, that Ilhan Omar is as ugly as a mud fence.


Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:19 AM (T6t7i)


She's good looking for a Member of Congress.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2020 11:40 AM (hLRSq)

170 Valerie Bertinelli was the ONLY reason to tune in to that show.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2020 11:40 AM (wtvvX)

171 U.S. Attorney John Huber effectively concluded a sprawling investigation

into several matters related to the Clintons without a finding of

criminal wrongdoing, according to a Washington Post report.


I've tapped into my shocked face reserve and found it empty.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 10, 2020 11:40 AM (EgshT)

172 I'm not going that far just yet, but it's not a good sign.
Posted by: pep



Srsly? The simple fact that the email server was illegal and Huber couldn't find any illegality?

Is he blind?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:40 AM (nQpdK)

173 i'll say it. huber is a sell out sucker of clinton cock.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 11:40 AM (KP5rU)

174 This is haunting. Read the whole thing over at Fox.

AOC riles Dems by refusing to pay party dues, bankrolling colleagues' opponents

EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has already topped the fundraising charts in her short time in Congress, but the liberal darling won't donate a cent of her millions to Democrats' House campaign organization -- a position that has rankled some of her colleagues, Fox News has learned.

Instead, Ocasio-Cortez is building her own fundraising operation for fellow progressive candidates to bypass the official Democratic Party infrastructure. Already, she's actively funding primary challengers to oust certain Democratic colleagues.


yikes

corbintrent @corbintrent

Last quarter @aoc raised more than any Dem in the House. No call time, no wine caves. Average donation of $15.

She and @BernieSanders are proving that grassroots donors can beat corporate money, lobbyists and special interests. Help make waves


Supporting nutjobs who want to destroy the country, $15 at a time.


https://tinyurl.com/vnkhdu8

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 11:40 AM (vEIlU)

175 Things you never hear a prog say:


"It takes so long for the police to arrive after you call them. It's best to have a couple of firearms around to protect yourself and your family from criminals. And everyone in your family should know how to shoot and safely handle them."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 11:40 AM (HaL55)

176 Huber just got the AG job in the next dem administration.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 10, 2020 11:41 AM (1s2j5)

177 "Ed Kookie Byrnes"?

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (90T4r)


You mean you don't own a copy of the single Kookie, Kookie lend me your comb?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 11:41 AM (kw5n8)

178 I just Really liked The Last Picture Show. It put me in a really thoughtful mood. Some great acting, and the tone of it all was pretty remarkable.

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:41 AM (90T4r)

179 Some prog in my paper today:

"Wow, the S and P 500 index is up 43% in President Trump's first three years. By the way, that index was up 56% in President Obama's first three years."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

180 And CNN's Christiane I'mma-Idiot interviewed Iran's VP for Women and Family.

The Iranian called the US terrorist. The thing never mentioned this Iranian woman was at the Tehran US Embassy vowing to shoot the hostages 40 years ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2020 11:41 AM (5kNdv)

181 138
A morons cornucopia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ysf_GO2aw

Michael Malice on Joe Rogan. First 5+ minutes is a discussion on the most disgusting plants you could ever imagine.


Greta makes a brief appearance about 12 minutes in.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 10, 2020 11:41 AM (XzVUd)

182 Sex dolls nyah?

https://youtu.be/cHA4vqHfbIg
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (5kNdv)


That was. . .disturbing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM (Ki5SV)

183 Valerie Bertinelli was the ONLY reason to tune in to that show.
Posted by: Tex Lovera


Well, honestly, M Phillips didn't wear a bra most of the time. It was 1975 after all.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM (nQpdK)

184 Sounds a lot like what I said.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (nQpdK)


I used to joke about people getting lateraled to HR as a punishment.

Not even that.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM (9VeU0)

185 Regarding The Last Picture Show, about 6 years ago this May I was driving across Texas and diverted to Archer City, Larry McMurtry's home town and the location where they filmed the movie. It still looks very much like it did in 1970, with the single traffic light on its cable at the intersection, and the theatre building (not a theatre any more) off to the north of it.

I don't recommend the town. They have not yet discovered air conditioning. The dinner where I ate lunch was stifling, and so were Larry's two bookshops on the main street. I fled back to my car and got out of Dodge as soon as I could.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM (Ejm1K)

186
George Lucas did a good job with the film, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

=======

Peter Bogdanovich

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM (13CQC)

187 Their gripe is that Ocasio-Cortez hasn't given any money to the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, the party arm with the sole job of electing Democrats to the House. Records obtained by Fox News show the New York Democrat has failed to pay any of her $250,000 in "dues" to the DCCC.

Her goose egg of a contribution is no accident. Ocasio-Cortez says she has beef with the DCCC and she'll withhold her money in protest of how the Democratic Party won't back insurgent progressive primary candidates, like herself, in the name of protecting incumbents.


Why haven't they kicked her out then?

Redistricting will happen magically.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM (vEIlU)

188 178 I just Really liked The Last Picture Show. It put me in a really thoughtful mood. Some great acting, and the tone of it all was pretty remarkable.
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:41 AM (90T4r)

There are 3 books in the series IIRC. Texasville and then Duane Depressed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM (JFO2v)

189 She's good looking for a Member of Congress.

In comparison to Nadler, sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2020 11:43 AM (5kNdv)

190 My, my, my. From WZ:
U.S. Attorney John Huber effectively concluded a sprawling investigation
into several matters related to the Clintons without a finding of
criminal wrongdoing, according to a Washington Post report.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (T6t7i)



Maybe he didn't want to end up not killing himself like Epstein

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2020 11:43 AM (kw5n8)

191 Who dis? That's me!

Posted by: Anna Navarro at January 10, 2020 11:43 AM (LbAJa)

192 You thought she was milfy in that movie?....Young Frankenstein?
Posted by: BignJames at January 10, 2020 11:39 AM (X/Pw5)

The Last Picture Show

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 11:43 AM (CqE5x)

193 My local fitness establishment has been pouring tens of thousands of dollars trying to save the viability of their indoor pool. It is badly in need of restoration and previous attempts at controlling humidity have failed. Even if they were able to make it functional, it would be a money-loser for them.

One of my sauna-mates is a leftist. He about red-lined my blood pressure by saying that the fitness center owners (who put tens of thousands of dollars on the line) don't care about making sure the community has a pool and that the local Rec Center should install a pool. I guess the city would care. Because it's okay to fund a money-losing facility as long as you are getting the money from people who can't say no (taxpayers).

Argh. This leftist thinks he's smarter and kinder than other people. I bet he didn't offer any of his own resources to help keep our pool functioning. Several of us non-leftists offered to help.

Posted by: Emmie at January 10, 2020 11:43 AM (87gB3)

194 188 178 I just Really liked The Last Picture Show. It put me in a really thoughtful mood. Some great acting, and the tone of it all was pretty remarkable.
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:41 AM (90T4r)

There are 3 books in the series IIRC. Texasville and then Duane Depressed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM (JFO2v)

Thanks for the info!

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:44 AM (90T4r)

195 181
138

A morons cornucopia:


At 14 minutes ... Koala rape ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 10, 2020 11:44 AM (XzVUd)

196 178 I just Really liked The Last Picture Show. It put me in a really thoughtful mood. Some great acting, and the tone of it all was pretty remarkable.
Posted by: tubal



It's one of those movies that I really liked but can't figure out why. Not really my kind of movie. Great performances and soundtrack but lots of movies have those. A sneaky great movie I guess.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2020 11:44 AM (vN4+Q)

197 172
I'm not going that far just yet, but it's not a good sign.

Posted by: pep



Srsly? The simple fact that the email server was illegal and Huber couldn't find any illegality?


I'm not saying that Huber won't take a dive. I'm saying I'm not willing to conclude he did until I hear more proof than a WaPo "report".



Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:44 AM (T6t7i)

198 MPPPP, yes it is.

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2020 11:44 AM (5kNdv)

199 Remember the story line about her running away with her boyfriend in a van? It seemed all poignant and stuff but they wrote to cover for her being in rehab.
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 11:31 AM (9VeU0)

I remember it was a big deal when McKenzie got kicked off the show for being too consistently coked up to even make it through a single recording session.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

200 You know what was actually surprisingly funny was Anger Management with Charlie Sheen. My husband and I didn't want to find it funny, not being Charlie Sheen fans, but it kept being on while we were doing other stuff, and we kept finding ourselves laughing at it.. . .
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2020


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It's odd -- you wouldn't think of Charlie Sheen primarily as a comic actor -- but both this series and Two and a Half Men ARE very funny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:45 AM (Ejm1K)

201 I saw a pic of Kim Kardashian once before she had all the surgery and was being constantly Photoshopped. She was gorgeous. Now she...is not.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (65t2o)
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Same with Pamela Anderson - she was really pretty back when she was just a Labatt's girl.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 10, 2020 11:45 AM (Xvo1a)

202 Last Picture Show was almost as depressing as HUD.

The Texas Chamber of Commerce should use those movies to keep people from Blue states from moving to Texas.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 10, 2020 11:45 AM (qcIWB)

203 US Navy trying to find a mission, any mission, for its Littoral Combat Ships

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vsaqugy

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2020 11:46 AM (5kNdv)

204 I think we learned all we needed to know about Huber when Bill Barr took over, took one look at what he was doing, and said "I'm hiring someone else."

Huber could saved a lot of money and just played video games for the last 3 years, for all the good he did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)

205 Well, honestly, M Phillips didn't wear a bra most of the time. It was 1975 after all.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM (nQpdK)

You want to see braless? Watch old videos of The Johnny Carson Show. A lot of female guests were braless. And it was cold on the set.

The '70's.
That WHOLE decade would trigger today's snowflakes.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 11:46 AM (CqE5x)

206 194 188 178 I just Really liked The Last Picture Show. It put me in a really thoughtful mood. Some great acting, and the tone of it all was pretty remarkable.
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:41 AM (90T4r)

There are 3 books in the series IIRC. Texasville and then Duane Depressed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM (JFO2v)

Thanks for the info!
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:44 AM (90T4r)

Now I think they made the Texasville movie. That Potts gal was in it. I do not remember who played Duane!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:46 AM (JFO2v)

207 I think Trump was too quick with his 29,000 DOW brag, it looks like it will be down slightly. PM's are doing well though, which is oddly ominous.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 10, 2020 11:46 AM (prSvo)

208 It's become so obvious nothing will happen that even Deep State is in Deep Shit has stopped cutting and pasting his nonsense.

Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2020 11:47 AM (NSFCQ)

209 I saw a pic of Kim Kardashian once before she had all the surgery and was being constantly Photoshopped. She was gorgeous. Now she...is not.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (65t2o)
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Same with Pamela Anderson - she was really pretty back when she was just a Labatt's girl.
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 10, 2020 11:45 AM (Xvo1a)

They both became blow-dolls of themselves.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 11:47 AM (CqE5x)

210 George Lucas did a good job with the film, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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Peter Bogdanovich
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020


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No, I meant Graffiti; that was George Lucas pre-Star Wars. Bogdanovich directed Picture Show, you're right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:47 AM (Ejm1K)

211 My, my, my. From WZ:

U.S. Attorney John Huber effectively concluded a sprawling
investigation into several matters related to the Clintons without a
finding of criminal wrongdoing, according to a Washington Post report.

Posted by: pep



So, Huber is NOT coming after all.

Posted by: Insomniac

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From WAPO. I'm not sure to disbelieve this report until CNN confirms it... then I know it is a lie.

Works 99/100 times used.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 10, 2020 11:47 AM (pw+jk)

212 Huber could saved a lot of money and just played video games for the last 3 years, for all the good he did.

Posted by: Tom Servo


Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:47 AM (T6t7i)

213
Last Picture Show was almost as depressing as HUD.

The Texas Chamber of Commerce should use those movies to keep people from Blue states from moving to Texas.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 10, 2020 11:45 AM (qcIWB)


*light bulb moment*

GA should show "Deliverance" on a loop for the same reason.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

214 You want to see braless? Watch old videos of The Johnny Carson Show. A lot of female guests were braless. And it was cold on the set.

The '70's.
That WHOLE decade would trigger today's snowflakes.
Posted by: JoeF


Hell yes. *fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:48 AM (nQpdK)

215 DUh!

I had to look. Jeff Bridges was Duane!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:48 AM (JFO2v)

216 You want to see braless? Watch old videos of The Johnny Carson Show. A
lot of female guests were braless. And it was cold on the set.

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I'm not looking at Doris Day.... in the eyes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 10, 2020 11:48 AM (pw+jk)

217 Last Picture Show was almost as depressing as HUD.

The Texas Chamber of Commerce should use those movies to keep people from Blue states from moving to Texas.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 10, 2020


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Hud was also based on a Larry McMurtry novel. Now that's I've seen his home town, I begin to understand his mindset.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:48 AM (Ejm1K)

218 Mmm... Doughnuts!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2020 11:48 AM (wiXsO)

219
I don't recommend the town. They have not yet discovered air conditioning. The dinner where I ate lunch was stifling, and so were Larry's two bookshops on the main street. I fled back to my car and got out of Dodge as soon as I could.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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I've driven across much of Texas and I don't recommend those little towns. In fact I don't recommend the scenery. Moonscapes and scrap metal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (13CQC)

220 You want to see braless? Watch old videos of The Johnny Carson Show. A lot of female guests were braless. And it was cold on the set.

The '70's.
That WHOLE decade would trigger today's snowflakes.
Posted by: JoeF


Hell, Doris Day was interviewed by Johnny sans bra.

Vast tracts of land. With hi beams. It's on you tube.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (nQpdK)

221 AOC will take the money, and after redistricting, give the money to worthy causes, like the shoe store, the new garbage disposal she has finally figured out, and most of all, the shoe store. She will then return to her calling, barmaid and giver of $20 BJs when the boss isn't around.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (C1Lsn)

222 Who Dis:n Laurie Anderson and Lou Reed. Connection: married in real life.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (E+OcO)

223 You want to see braless? Watch old videos of The Johnny Carson Show. A
lot of female guests were braless. And it was cold on the set.



The '70's.

That WHOLE decade would trigger today's snowflakes.

Posted by: JoeF



TBH, that was the ONLY good thing about the 70s. What a crappy decade.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (T6t7i)

224 U.S. Attorney John Huber effectively concluded a sprawling investigation
into several matters related to the Clintons without a finding of
criminal wrongdoing, according to a Washington Post report.
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:34 AM (T6t7i)


It really is going to take a blood-in-the-streets revolution to get this country back on track. No one can deny this any longer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (Ki5SV)

225 Clearly that Iranian Hotty needs some exposure to my American Flag pole.

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (NgKpN)

226 Her goose egg of a contribution is no accident. Ocasio-Cortez says
she has beef with the DCCC and she'll withhold her money in protest of
how the Democratic Party won't back insurgent progressive primary
candidates, like herself, in the name of protecting incumbents.


Capo dei capi Pelosi is going to insist on the kickup, with vig, being paid.

One way or another.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 11:50 AM (q1Pj5)

227 Valarie Bertanelli and
David Lee Roth...












What?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 11:50 AM (tT0V4)

228
No, I meant Graffiti; that was George Lucas.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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I figured you did.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:50 AM (13CQC)

229 >> Their gripe is that Ocasio-Cortez hasn't given any money to the
Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, the party arm with the sole
job of electing Democrats to the House. Records obtained by Fox News
show the New York Democrat has failed to pay any of her $250,000 in
"dues" to the DCCC.



As BEN ROETHLISBERGER might say: It's funny because the Justice Democrats founder (Saikat Chakrabarty) and its spokesman (Waleed Shahid) openly declared war on the Democrat party right after AOC and her squad were sworn in. Did the DNC/DCCC/Pelosi think they were kidding?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybh32xr5

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 11:50 AM (bDqIh)

230
AOC will take the money, and after redistricting, give the money to
worthy causes, like the shoe store, the new garbage disposal she has
finally figured out, and most of all, the shoe store. She will then
return to her calling, barmaid and giver of $20 BJs when the boss isn't
around.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (C1Lsn)


She just bought a French bulldog puppy. Those critters are not cheap. My hairstylist saved up $2,000 to buy one for herself for Christmas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

231 The chances of AOC losing her seat to redistricting are zero.

Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2020 11:50 AM (NSFCQ)

232 221 AOC will take the money, and after redistricting, give the money to worthy causes, like the shoe store, the new garbage disposal she has finally figured out, and most of all, the shoe store. She will then return to her calling, barmaid and giver of $20 BJs when the boss isn't around.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (C1Lsn)

$20 BJs that 5 bux less than downtown

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:50 AM (JFO2v)

233 219
I don't recommend the town. They have not yet discovered air conditioning. The dinner where I ate lunch was stifling, and so were Larry's two bookshops on the main street. I fled back to my car and got out of Dodge as soon as I could.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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I've driven across much of Texas and I don't recommend those little towns. In fact I don't recommend the scenery. Moonscapes and scrap metal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (13CQC)

You mean it's not like the coasts? And the wonderful Urban areas? Huh. Why in the world would anyone Ever live there?

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:51 AM (90T4r)

234 Suppose we should wait to see if it's even true, as well as details - I mean, we are living in a Soviet-style press/info environment now - but if Huber has investigated the CGI and State and found nothing criminal, we've also started living in Honduras.

Cannot even recall a serious pay-for-play scandal in our history at State - this was crude, obvious, and is well documented by independent authors and investigators, and confirmed by inside witnesses.

?????

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2020 11:51 AM (El6T/)

235 TBH, that was the ONLY good thing about the 70s. What a crappy decade.
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (T6t7i)


We did what we could. You're welcome.

Posted by: 70s Women at January 10, 2020 11:51 AM (87gB3)

236
Capo dei capi Pelosi is going to insist on the kickup, with vig, being paid.

One way or another.
Posted by: Count de Monet

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I'm loving this. One of them has to blink. Which will it be?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:51 AM (13CQC)

237 Doris Day Sings "It's cold outsi..in the studio."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou7-3wAyQFQ

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 10, 2020 11:52 AM (pw+jk)

238 Mackenzie Phillips and the entire family was fucking nutz and each other.

I think her Dad started raping her before she reach puberty. He raped her the night before she got married.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:52 AM (JFO2v)

239 Now I think they made the Texasville movie. That Potts gal was in it. I do not remember who played Duane!
Posted by: rhennigantx


Annie Potts & Jeff Bridges as Duane.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:52 AM (nQpdK)

240 Things you never hear a prog say:


"Western civilization is a wonderful thing. So much good came from it. We should pass this valuable heritage on to successive generations so they'll benefit too."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (HaL55)

241 238 Mackenzie Phillips and the entire family was fucking nutz and each other.

I think her Dad started raping her before she reach puberty. He raped her the night before she got married.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:52 AM (JFO2v)

That would be " Papa" John Phillips, yes?

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (90T4r)

242 **puts whats left of Tami's donut behind back quickly**

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 10, 2020 11:23 AM (sjdRT)

That's mean....

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (cF8AT)

243 20+ Canadians were killed in the plane that the Iranians shot down, and tone-deaf Sparkle and Harry are all about themselves and their suffering under the eyes of the media.



Karma is going to be a bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

244 182 Sex dolls nyah?

https://youtu.be/cHA4vqHfbIg
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2020 11:33 AM (5kNdv)

That was. . .disturbing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM (Ki5SV)

I've seen weirder.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

245
You mean it's not like the coasts? And the wonderful Urban areas? Huh. Why in the world would anyone Ever live there?
Posted by: tubal

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No, that's not what I'm saying. I just don't like moonscapes and scrap metal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (13CQC)

246 Good morning all! Missed art thread again - Sharknado must have come from somewhere, right?

Leftism no matter what just so they have their very own skinsuits: Althouse mentioned a run at romance writers and their association the other day. I ignored it at first, and then went back because I thought about Gamergate, Sad Puppies and the fall of publishing.

Looked it up, Romance is the biggest seller of all. No wonder the test runs were at other genres. MadGeniusClub has some discussions as well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (MIKMs)

247 He raped her the night before she got married.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:52 AM (JFO2v)


I guess he did that because raping her AFTER she got married would be WRONG.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (9VeU0)

248 It's odd -- you wouldn't think of Charlie Sheen primarily as a comic actor -- but both this series and Two and a Half Men ARE very funny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:45 AM (Ejm1K)

He was very good in the sitcom Spin City also.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (qcIWB)

249 Anybody got a spare liver?

Posted by: Zombie Papa John Phillips at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (EgshT)

250 Pelosi says articles of impeachment will be sent to senate next week.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 11:54 AM (cF8AT)

251 This morning's art was worthy of adding to my AdBlock+ image filter. Nightmare fuel!

Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2020 11:54 AM (eAZVt)

252
20+ Canadians were killed in the plane that the Iranians shot down, and tone-deaf Sparkle and Harry are all about themselves and their suffering under the eyes of the media.



Karma is going to be a bitch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Hadn't thought of that aspect -- but I think they're "global" citizens.

Is hubby recovering from the procedure nicely?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:54 AM (13CQC)

253 Catherine Bell?

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at January 10, 2020 11:54 AM (EMi53)

254 Well, honestly, M Phillips didn't wear a bra most of the time. It was 1975 after all.


Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:42 AM

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And also that's what daddy liked.

Posted by: Papa John (not the pizza one) at January 10, 2020 11:55 AM (pMGkg)

255
Pelosi says articles of impeachment will be sent to senate next week.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 11:54 AM (cF8AT)


I wonder if she'll remember she said that next week? She's as batty as Biden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 11:55 AM (ptqGC)

256 Annie Potts & Jeff Bridges as Duane.

That reads funny.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 11:55 AM (M0u+N)

257 The Babylon Bee:
As Part Of Settlement With Nick Sandman, CNN Hosts Must Wear MAGA Hats During All Broadcasts.

https://tinyurl.com/upbltqx

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2020 11:55 AM (wiXsO)

258 Suppose we should wait to see if it's even true, as well as details

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One has to assume the press would announce if a Clinton was arrested.

It's safe to assume nothing has happened or will happen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 10, 2020 11:55 AM (uA81g)

259 Mackenzie Phillips and the entire family was fucking nutz and each other.



I think her Dad started raping her before she reach puberty. He raped her the night before she got married.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:52 AM (JFO2v)



That would be " Papa" John Phillips, yes?

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (90T4r)

Maybe those goofy hats he wore were two sizes too small?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (q1Pj5)

260 Things you never hear a Dem say any more:

"Reminiscing aloud, and fondly, about children caressing my leg hairs and sitting on my lap at the swimming pool while I sniff their hair is not only not a good campaign strategy, it's not a strategy at all"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (m45I2)

261 Is hubby recovering from the procedure nicely?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:54 AM (13CQC)


Everything came out just fine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (ptqGC)

262 250 Pelosi says articles of impeachment will be sent to senate next week.
Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 11:54 AM (cF8AT)

Sealed in a mayonnaise jar and stored on funk and wagnalls front porch since noon this very day.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (JFO2v)

263 237
Doris Day Sings


She was beautiful, even at that age. No problem seeing in the dark, either.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (T6t7i)

264 63 Canadians were killed on the Ukrainian plane.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (pWa30)

265 255
Pelosi says articles of impeachment will be sent to senate next week.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 11:54 AM (cF8AT)

I wonder if she'll remember she said that next week? She's as batty as Biden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 11:55 AM (ptqGC)

I think that is past the deadline Mitch set.

Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (90T4r)

266 Thought Huber was looking at the "other" areas (nice when a SecState has multiple serious areas of possible criminal investigation of her tenure - in fact it's "historic") - especially including Clinton Foundation/CGI tie-up with pay-for-play.

Which I think has been documented, as well as veritably screams at you from a simple recounting of many events where policy changes/various actions were correlated closely in time with donations.

Third World.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (El6T/)

267 Huber could saved a lot of money and just played video games for the last 3 years, for all the good he did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020 11:46 AM (Kpl3J

Yeah, but his everquest character? bitchin!

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

268 AOC will pick up Pelousy's bat wings when she goes mort. You poor bastards have forty years of that commie bitch shitting down your throat. I'll be dead. Ha!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 11:57 AM (KP5rU)

269
It really is going to take a blood-in-the-streets revolution to get this country back on track. No one can deny this any longer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

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We're down to Durham now.

And the lefties are crowing righteously about Huber. I expect Hillary will chime in momentarily about how she could beat Trump "again" if she condescended to run.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:57 AM (13CQC)

270 TBH, that was the ONLY good thing about the 70s. What a crappy decade.
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (T6t7i)
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KING in Seattle used to run a promo about how there would be no Christmas lights on their tower this year due to the energy crisis. That's my memory from 1st grade, that's it.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 10, 2020 11:57 AM (Xvo1a)

271 256 Annie Potts & Jeff Bridges as Duane.

That reads funny.
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2020 11:55 AM (M0u+N)

Annie was the Duane as a young high school football cheerleader into bra and panty tickle fights with Cybill Sheppard.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 11:57 AM (JFO2v)

272 TBH, that was the ONLY good thing about the 70s. What a crappy decade.
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 11:49 AM (T6t7i)

That's the narrative. And then the '80's --and Reagan came and everything was great.

Well Reagan was great, but everything else about the '80's sucked balls. The music, the movies, the cocaine, the pleated pants, teenage sex comedies.
And when it's the liberals really came of age and started teaching all the bullshit we're dealing with now.

The '70's were great--as long as you were young and weren't trying to buy a house.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 11:57 AM (CqE5x)

273 261 Is hubby recovering from the procedure nicely?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:54 AM (13CQC)

Everything came out just fine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (ptqGC)

And that was just the prep phase.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

274 -
--
The Babylon Bee:

As Part Of Settlement With Nick Sandman, CNN Hosts Must Wear MAGA Hats During All Broadcasts.

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I could happily die right now were that true.

Posted by: irright at January 10, 2020 11:58 AM (pMGkg)

275 No reasonable prosecutor would want to not kill himself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 10, 2020 11:58 AM (uA81g)

276 TBH, that was the ONLY good thing about the 70s. What a crappy decade.
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020


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It was still possible then to lose a job in the morning and be hired onto another one by the afternoon. Nowadays there are so may layers of HR people in most organizations it takes days to actually start work.

Gas was still .55/gallon after 1974's shortages. A bottle of bourbon could be had at the grocery or liquor store for under $5, records albums were about the same price, and rent was still fairly reasonable.

On the other hand, the clothes -- I had a difficult time finding dress clothes between 1970 and 1980. Everything was either bell-bottomed or wide-lapeled, in strange colors or patterns.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:58 AM (Ejm1K)

277 I was born in the wrong damn decade.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

278 Things you never hear a Dem say any more:

American exceptionalism is a fact and has made the world better.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 10, 2020 11:58 AM (qcIWB)

279 So, Huber is NOT coming after all.

Posted by: Insomniac





Sounds a lot like what I said.





Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:38 AM (nQpdK)
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At this point all we can hope for is painful, syphilitic rot of the mind for Bubba and a fatty cancerous liver for the alcoholic witch of Westchester county.


Posted by: dananjcon at January 10, 2020 11:58 AM (u6xw0)

280 The chances of AOC losing her seat to redistricting are zero.



I still predict that she will not even be the nominee of her party for her current seat this year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 11:58 AM (0fbbp)

281 20+ Canadians were killed in the plane that the Iranians shot down, and tone-deaf Sparkle and Harry are all about themselves and their suffering under the eyes of the media.



Karma is going to be a bitch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 11:53 AM (ptqGC)



Tucker mocked her last night. It was worth a watch. He showed a small clip of her telling the media "Thanks for asking about ME" because now that she is in the Royal family, poor Meghan isn't the center of attention.

Tuckers says "Poor Meghan" after the clip. Then says talk about narcissism."

lol, no joke

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 11:58 AM (vEIlU)

282 It really is going to take a blood-in-the-streets revolution to get this country back on track. No one can deny this any longer.†
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing†


Oh yeah?

Posted by: Delusional at January 10, 2020 11:59 AM (NSFCQ)

283 @ChadPergram 5 minutes ago

Pelosi tells Hse Dems McConnell "he showed his true colors and made his intentions to stonewall a fair trial even clearer by signing on to a resolution that would dismiss the charges. A dismissal is a cover-up and deprives the American people of the truth."

*makes obscene hand gesture*

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 11:59 AM (cF8AT)

284 Catherine Bell?
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer



Hubba hubba.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 11:59 AM (nQpdK)

285 That's the narrative. And then the '80's --and Reagan came and everything was great.



Well Reagan was great, but everything else about the '80's sucked
balls. The music, the movies, the cocaine, the pleated pants, teenage
sex comedies.

And when it's the liberals really came of age and started teaching all the bullshit we're dealing with now.



The '70's were great--as long as you were young and weren't trying to buy a house.



Posted by: JoeF.


I was there for both, and there is no contest. I remember feeling like dancing when Reagan defeated Carter.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 12:00 PM (T6t7i)

286
Thought Huber was looking at the "other" areas (nice when a SecState has multiple serious areas of possible criminal investigation of her tenure - in fact it's "historic") - especially including Clinton Foundation/CGI tie-up with pay-for-play.

Which I think has been documented, as well as veritably screams at you from a simple recounting of many events where policy changes/various actions were correlated closely in time with donations.

Third World.
Posted by: rhomboid

=======

And Uranium One? I think Sara Carter had the whole case laid right out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 12:00 PM (13CQC)

287 264 63 Canadians were killed on the Ukrainian plane.
Posted by: mercenary13 at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (pWa30)

reports are that once you look at the actual passenger lists, most of the 'Canadians' are dual citizens with Iran.

And in fact, most were part of a wedding party which had gone to IRAN to get married.

I don't imagine many Cultural Canadians going to Iran to get married.

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 10, 2020 12:00 PM (NgKpN)

288 @TreyYingst 14 minutes ago

Breaking: Iraqi journalist Ahmed Abdul Samad assassinated by unidentified gunmen after covering anti-government demonstrations in Basra

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

289 >>Leftism no matter what just so they have their very own skinsuits:
Althouse mentioned a run at romance writers and their association the
other day. I ignored it at first, and then went back because I thought
about Gamergate, Sad Puppies and the fall of publishing.

Looked
it up, Romance is the biggest seller of all. No wonder the test runs
were at other genres. MadGeniusClub has some discussions as well.

- - - -

Yup. It's so sad seeing one or two a$$holes destroy an entire industry like that. One bestselling romance author is pissed that someone else in her industry is retweeting Trump and starts a civil war. But they're the tolerant ones, you guyz!

Interesting that this happened within a week or two of the Hallmark channel attack from SJW'ers, huh.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

290 My sister-in-law was ranting about makeup videos on YouTube being all gays doing makeup. Just look up James Charles on YouTube. Deeply weird.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 10, 2020 12:00 PM (bML9A)

291 It was still possible then to lose a job in the morning and be hired onto another one by the afternoon. Nowadays there are so may layers of HR people in most organizations it takes days to actually start work.

Gas was still .55/gallon after 1974's shortages. A bottle of bourbon could be had at the grocery or liquor store for under $5, records albums were about the same price, and rent was still fairly reasonable.

On the other hand, the clothes -- I had a difficult time finding dress clothes between 1970 and 1980. Everything was either bell-bottomed or wide-lapeled, in strange colors or patterns.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:58 AM (Ejm1K)

It was the last decade where you can actually live a fairly normal life without a lot of money.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (CqE5x)

292 And AOC has been named more than three times so I predict a rainmando boof is imminent.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (0fbbp)

293 290: NO!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (KP5rU)

294 Tucker mocked her last night. It was worth a watch.
He showed a small clip of her telling the media "Thanks for asking about
ME" because now that she is in the Royal family, poor Meghan isn't the
center of attention.

Tuckers says "Poor Meghan" after the clip. Then says talk about narcissism."

lol, no joke





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 11:58 AM (vEIlU)


Yeah, I saw that. It was perfect.

People forget that Harry is Sparkle's second husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

295 283 @ChadPergram 5 minutes ago

Pelosi tells Hse Dems McConnell "he showed his true colors and made his intentions to stonewall a fair trial even clearer by signing on to a resolution that would dismiss the charges. A dismissal is a cover-up and deprives the American people of the truth."

*makes obscene hand gesture*
Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 11:59 AM (cF8AT)

Middle finger or jerking-off motion?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

296 The '70's were great--as long as you were young and weren't trying to buy a house.

Posted by: JoeF.

I was there for both, and there is no contest. I remember feeling like dancing when Reagan defeated Carter.
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020


*
*

My 1981-1986 was great. And the women's looks were much better than the 1970s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (Ejm1K)

297 @TreyYingst 14 minutes ago

Breaking: Iraqi journalist Ahmed Abdul Samad assassinated by unidentified gunmen after covering anti-government demonstrations in Basra
Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

Trump's fault.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (CqE5x)

298 EVH & the Former Mrs. EVH

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 12:02 PM (BqBId)

299 It really is going to take a blood-in-the-streets revolution to get this country back on track. No one can deny this any longer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

======

We're down to Durham now.

And the lefties are crowing righteously about Huber. I expect Hillary will chime in momentarily about how she could beat Trump "again" if she condescended to run.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 11:57 AM (13CQC)


She tried to destroy any trail of evidence.
We keep hearing that her emails are somewhere...

Need a high reward offered for those.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 12:02 PM (vEIlU)

300 KING in Seattle used to run a promo about how there would be no Christmas lights on their tower this year due to the energy crisis. That's my memory from 1st grade, that's it.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 10, 2020 11:57 AM (Xvo1a)

--

Be sure to print out photos of the signs at Glacier National Park saying that the glaciers would be gone by 2020.

https://bit.ly/2R48C9n

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 10, 2020 12:02 PM (uA81g)

301 Re: Last Picture Show- Ben Johnson steals the movie as Sam the Lion. When he won the best supporting actor Oscar he said it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Also appeared in Shane,etc,etc. Made millions in Arizona real estate. Even sponsored his own rodeo. Cowboy mensch.

Posted by: Levi Jean Shallot at January 10, 2020 12:02 PM (z/Jwn)

302 Pretty sure One Day at a Time was my earliest television-induced boner. For reasons that are plainly obvious.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 10, 2020 12:02 PM (2j6J5)

303 The '70's were great--as long as you were young and weren't trying to buy a house.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 11:57 AM (CqE5x)
-----------
When we moved to MN in '82 I think my parents had to pay points to get down to a 15.9% rate on a mortgage.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 10, 2020 12:02 PM (Xvo1a)

304 Blonde M., and U-1, yeah, maybe that too. Our old pal Rod Rosenstein was involved in the related prosecutions there, which as I recall set the stage and made the whole thing obviously extremely dubious, just as a trivia note.

But the donations/pay-for-play I think is the barn-burner here. Unique in our history, in a very very bad way.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2020 12:02 PM (El6T/)

305
*Gorilla*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2020 12:02 PM (kw0bd)

306 284 Catherine Bell?
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer

Hubba hubba.
Posted by: rickb223

---

In the old days, yeah. But she had some face work done that makes her look like all the other automatron-like actresses.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 12:02 PM (Y4EXg)

307 lots of great points listed by the Big Ape.

"Thanks to capitalism, I can hang out at Starbucks all day and complain about capitalism."

I'd argue with this one a little ... other nations have had "capitalism" and failed. Capitalism is not a government, it happens under the umbrella of liberty and justice that protects the sovereign, above all. And capitalism lives under communism to a lesser degree, because the state intervenes to abscond with the profit side, so the principles of capitalism work only around the edges.


Corporate entities like Starbucks don't have to serve the best coffee, they have stock money and corporate arrangements in DC, along with a friendly relationship with the MSM as the corporate world gets WOKE. Is it really "capitalism" to have most of the country (blindly) putting their retirement savings into "The Market"? Do we trust Goldman and Merrill to care for our money/future/liberty?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2020 12:03 PM (Cus5s)

308 @TreyYingst 14 minutes ago

Breaking: Iraqi journalist Ahmed Abdul Samad assassinated by unidentified gunmen after covering anti-government demonstrations in Basra
Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

Trump's fault.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (CqE5x)


religion of peace

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 12:03 PM (vEIlU)

309
And in fact, most were part of a wedding party which had gone to IRAN to get married.

I don't imagine many Cultural Canadians going to Iran to get married.
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 10, 2020 12:00 PM (NgKpN)

If I was a muslim, I would NEVER go to a Wedding Party EVER. Those things just always seem to go bad. It's like living in a trailer park in tornado country.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020 12:03 PM (Kpl3J)

310 Things you never hear a prog say:



"American government wasn't designed for career politicians, they'll eventually become corrupt. It's better to have more ordinary people from the private sector in power."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 10, 2020 12:03 PM (HaL55)

311 Gas was still .55/gallon after 1974's shortages. A bottle of bourbon could be had at the grocery or liquor store for under $5, records albums were about the same price, and rent was still fairly reasonable.
. . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 11:58 AM (Ejm1K)


It was the last decade where you can actually live a fairly normal life without a lot of money.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020


*
*

You know, I think you're right. Though (comparatively) inexpensive gas and rent continued well into the '80s for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 12:03 PM (Ejm1K)

312 In the old days, yeah. But she had some face work done that makes her look like all the other automatron-like actresses.
Posted by: Tonypete


She was the nude body double for Isabella Rossellini in Death Becomes Her in 1992.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 12:04 PM (nQpdK)

313

Don't have HULU, but new Devs looks interesting.

Another sci-fi.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 12:04 PM (vEIlU)

314 I wonder if Meghan and Harry were feeding their baby vegan-style? And if other royals were trying to protect the child from developmental abuse/malnutrition?

Posted by: Emmie at January 10, 2020 12:04 PM (87gB3)

315 Mackenzie Phillips and Tulsi Gabbard have a lot in common.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 10, 2020 12:04 PM (qcIWB)

316 -
--

Well Reagan was great, but everything else about the '80's sucked

balls. The music, the movies, the cocaine, the pleated pants, teenage

sex comedies.

--------------

The music? Thanks a lot.

Posted by: ZZ Top, Dire Straits, George Thorogood, etc. at January 10, 2020 12:04 PM (pMGkg)

317





Nooid

Posted by: Rabbi Soothsayer at January 10, 2020 12:04 PM (cCaW5)

318 Persian Hottie. Why do you think Alexander and the Macedonians invaded Persia? Have you seen macedonian women?

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2020 12:04 PM (gmo/4)

319 Pretty clear that McConnell signing on to Josh Hawley's motion to dismiss is what finally called Nancy's bluff.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2020 12:04 PM (Kpl3J)

320 I wonder if she'll remember she said that next week? She's as batty as Biden.


********

It would be worth the price of admission if the Senate rules required the Speaker of the House to be the one to read the Articles out loud on the Senate floor.

Arggle barggle...

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020 12:05 PM (m45I2)

321 Middle finger or jerking-off motion?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

The latter...

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 12:05 PM (cF8AT)

322 It was the last decade where you can actually live a fairly normal life without a lot of money.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (CqE5x)

--

Work part time during school and full time over summers and graduate from a state college with little to no debt.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 10, 2020 12:05 PM (uA81g)

323 The 70s were that brief and shining moment between The Pill and AIDS.

"Bliss it was in that dawn to be alive. But to be young was very heaven."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 12:05 PM (0fbbp)

324 In the old days, yeah. But she had some face work done that makes her look like all the other automatron-like actresses.

Posted by: Tonypete


I watched about 2 minutes of some Netflix show with her starring, because the image flakking the show looked vaguely like her. She looks like a wax doll, now.

Ladies, PLEASE, grow older gracefully. I promise we'll still like you.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2020 12:05 PM (T6t7i)

325 Re: Last Picture Show- Ben Johnson steals the movie as Sam the Lion. When he won the best supporting actor Oscar he said it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Also appeared in Shane,etc,etc. Made millions in Arizona real estate. Even sponsored his own rodeo. Cowboy mensch.
Posted by: Levi Jean Shallot at January 10, 2020


*
*

I've seen him on Have Gun -- Will Travel as one of Harry Julian Fink's memorable characters. He was great.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 12:05 PM (Ejm1K)

326
Well, gotta get to work. See you morons later.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 12:05 PM (13CQC)

327 HE WAS A MURDERER AND TERRORIST BUT

BUT

BUT

BUT

https://tinyurl.com/r7ddmsw

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 12:06 PM (JFO2v)

328 @ChadPergram 5 minutes ago

Pelosi tells Hse Dems McConnell "he showed his true colors and made his intentions to stonewall a fair trial even clearer by signing on to a resolution that would dismiss the charges. A dismissal is a cover-up and deprives the American people of the truth."

*makes obscene hand gesture*
Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2020 11:59 AM (cF8AT)

Middle finger or jerking-off motion?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (NWiLs)


The Turtle is driving Stretch bananas. She is spinning so hard in defense of Turtle's actions, which is probably why her dentures keep getting dislodged.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 12:06 PM (vEIlU)

329 OMG I can't believe she's giving up all her leverage!

Jake Sherman @JakeSherman
BREAKING ... PELOSI in DEAR COLLEAGUE: "I have asked Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler to be prepared to bring to the Floor next week a resolution to appoint managers and transmit articles of impeachment to the Senate."

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 12:06 PM (BqBId)

330 US Navy trying to find a mission, any mission, for its Littoral Combat Ships

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vsaqugy---
The LCS (sic) might be a stupid acquisition program but the National Interest should never be used as a source of defense news. Confusion seems to be a requirement to write defense reports for them. "the sailing branch" ahhhh.

Posted by: G at January 10, 2020 12:06 PM (5NMZN)

331 Nood

Posted by: henry at January 10, 2020 12:06 PM (J3Rfi)

332 NOOD Tucker and trans women of color.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 12:07 PM (WqPYg)

333 >Bonus Iranian Hottie:

another thing that's messed up about muslim dictatorships: hiding all these beautiful women from the world

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2020 12:07 PM (iTXRQ)

334 Doris Day Sings "It's cold outsi..in the studio."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou7-3wAyQFQ
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 10, 2020 11:52 AM (pw+jk)


Good lord.

It's like staring directly into the sun.

BBL. Bunk.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2020 12:07 PM (Ki5SV)

335 Had a friend who loved "Two and a Half Men." It was a funny show, but you can't help but notice...

...every single female, with the exception of admittedly crazy Rose, was an inhuman monster.

...all the dialog is just people insulting each other.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 10, 2020 12:07 PM (E+OcO)

336 It was the last decade where you can actually live a fairly normal life without a lot of money.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020

*
*

You know, I think you're right. Though (comparatively) inexpensive gas and rent continued well into the '80s for me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 12:03 PM (Ejm1K)`

I'm talking about rent and things like that--plus no cable or cell phone or internet bills. Not everyone had credit cards and debit cards were unheard of--so things were mostly cash. And cash meant you could make deals,

Another thing i remember is that --at least where I was--the children of fairly well-off professionals and the the children of the working (almost) poor went to school and hung out together.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 12:08 PM (CqE5x)

337 "Huber never interviewed any key figures in the two-plus years of his investigation.

And key whistleblowers were never interviewed and their evidence was lost during the sham investigation.
The witnesses told the committee they had to send their evidence to the
Huber investigation THREE TIMES because they kept losing it."

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 10, 2020 12:08 PM (CQ3Qb)

338 Catherine Bell?

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at January 10, 2020 11:54 AM (EMi53)


I believe that would be 'Catherine Bell, Scientologist'. When I found that out, she became rather ugly in my eyes.

Posted by: RickZ at January 10, 2020 12:10 PM (Y8PSl)

339 276 You tell them Wolfus. With the exception of the Peanut Farmer things weren't that bad. Now compare "things weren't that bad" to what may be the greatest economic roll in history. As to the clothes, I had a period where I was on civilian clothing allowance, and I discovered a Hadassah thrift store in Silver Springs. Hart Schaffner and Marx for the win.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 10, 2020 12:10 PM (C1Lsn)

340 63 Canadians were killed on the Ukrainian plane.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (pWa30)

They weren't Canadian Canadians.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2020 12:12 PM (88+cf)

341 338 Catherine Bell could sure fill out those winter service "A" uniforms on JAG.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 10, 2020 12:12 PM (C1Lsn)

342 Probably way past anyone caring, but the missile isn't a Tomahawk either. That's a Naval Strike Missile (NSM) from Norwegian company Kongsberg Defence. We just started getting them for the US Navy.

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at January 10, 2020 12:12 PM (xqcFU)

343 59
I used to go down to the corner store/bakery and get fresh doughnuts every other day. Diabetes put a stop to that.


Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2020 11:25 AM
---
My local gas station brings them in from a Portuguese bakery every damned morning. It is very, very hard to steer the car left in the mornings away from the deliciousness.

Posted by: TheHoser at January 10, 2020 12:14 PM (IDjUx)

344 If I was a muslim, I would NEVER go to a Wedding Party EVER. Those
things just always seem to go bad. It's like living in a trailer park
in tornado country.
=====
Laughing too much. Icky Ilhan's 2nd husband just got remarried BY PROXY in Somalia.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2020 12:16 PM (MIKMs)

345 The 70s were that brief and shining moment between The Pill and AIDS.

----------------------

A good time to be single Marine in Subic City and Olongapo, Philippines.

Posted by: Jolo at January 10, 2020 12:17 PM (WrMOC)

346 291 It was the last decade where you can actually live a fairly normal life without a lot of money.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 12:01 PM (CqE5x)

Now everything is price around being a dual-income household.

Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 12:21 PM (sm6Pk)

347 260 Things you never hear a Dem say any more:
"Reminiscing aloud, and fondly, about children caressing my leg hairs and sitting on my lap at the swimming pool while I sniff their hair is not only not a good campaign strategy, it's not a strategy at all"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020 11:56 AM (m45I2)


My item about Biden inadvertently wound up on the cutting room floor.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 10, 2020 12:23 PM (moxby)

348 I like that the headband the Iranian hottie is wearing is the flag of pre-revolution Iran.

Posted by: Alleninhawaii at January 10, 2020 12:23 PM (JeKNN)

349 Finlay some people I actually knew. Valerie Bertinelli, by the way is she dating?

Posted by: Paladin at January 10, 2020 12:25 PM (wVcNm)

350 Now everything is price around being a dual-income household.
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 12:21 PM (sm6Pk)

Funny how that works, huh?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2020 12:27 PM (CqE5x)

351 Iranian girl needs me to love her up and turn her into a horny...slave.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 12:28 PM (CLteG)

352 349 Finlay some people I actually knew. Valerie Bertinelli, by the way is she dating?
Posted by: Paladin at January 10, 2020 12:25 PM (wVcNm)


She's married. To some other guy, not Eddie. That relationship ended a while back.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 10, 2020 12:34 PM (moxby)

353 Question Hitler's death toll and you're an e-e-e-e-e-evil Holocaust denier who should be fired and made permanently unemployable.

Flat out deny Stalin's death toll and you're a run-of-the-mill leftist.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 10, 2020 12:37 PM (4Tzka)

354 Eddie was one hell of a guitar player though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 11:20 AM (NWiLs)


Eruption!

for Valerie.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at January 10, 2020 04:12 PM (377Zs)

355 @104, 129, 124 (and probably others, I didn't read all the way down)
Re: Famine in Ireland

I assume that you are all referring to the "Great Irish Potato Famine" of 1845 to 1849.

There is a reason why it is also known as "The Great Hunger" - that's because there was never a famine in Ireland.

Famine - by definition - refers to a lack of food, and there was plenty of food available in Ireland during that time. The problem was that the commoners could not afford to buy it.

Why? Simply because the potato harvests failed due to potato blight, and the potato crop was used as a crude form of banking. People laboured in the fields to produce potatoes, which were a reserve of wealth - the crop had a value equal in some part to the cost of the labour expended to produce it.

When the blight hit, it fundamentally meant that the farmers lost their entire years income.

There was plenty of food, but the people had no money to buy it. Hence, "The Great Hunger".

Posted by: Sendarius at January 10, 2020 08:11 PM (+LgQm)

356 Re: Bonus pic

Make Iran Persia Again

Posted by: Dave Olson at January 11, 2020 02:57 PM (bM6TS)

357 Well done as usual Oregon Muse: Things You Never Hear Progressives Say:
VERY Welldone!

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 12, 2020 09:46 AM (O7t6I)

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