Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning. I'm not sure about you, but I could use a coffee IV drip about now. As we do every Saturday morning, let's take a look at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ.

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  • I wonder who has the horrible job of disposal.

  • Dumb f*ck threatens MAGA fan.

  • Even British papers like to feature "Florida Man"

  • There is a new word for douche.

  • Wonder what possessed the kid.

  • Polly wants a 911 call.

  • My how times have changed at college.

  • Oh boy, deep disappointment.

  • If you encourage something, you're going to get it and then some.

  • Not my kind of job. Is it for you?

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:59 AM




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    1 foist!

    Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2020 09:00 AM (V2Yro)

    2 And I feel quite BOLD this morning!

    Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2020 09:00 AM (V2Yro)

    3 Morning Mouth Breathers

    Posted by: weirdflunky at January 11, 2020 09:01 AM (cknjq)

    4 Hillary isn't President.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (ykYG2)

    5 Willowed:

    Careful out there olddog. KC streets are icy. I would imagine the interstates are fine but I haven't looked yet.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2020 08:49

    Yeah, but can't avoid trip. Chance wife may get released from hospital today, although Sunday is more likely. She went for chemo on Wed. and they said her levels were bad and admitted her.

    Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (Dhht7)

    6 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2020 09:00 AM (V2Yro)

    You were!!!!

    I told you I need a caffeine drip

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 11, 2020 09:03 AM (aA3+G)

    7 Lawrence Welk Sucks!

    Posted by: a rutabaga and music critic at January 11, 2020 09:03 AM (Tnijr)

    8 Already had coffee dos. What now?

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:04 AM (JFO2v)

    9 Nice

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:04 AM (tT0V4)

    10 I coulda gone for First, but I posted nood in the last thread instead.

    *looks around for my pants, or at least my skivvies*

    Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2020 09:04 AM (Z4rgH)

    11 Top 15!

    Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at January 11, 2020 09:05 AM (QJ/23)

    12 Our freezing rain has turned to snow. (About 6 hours earlier than predicted.) Hopefully that means storm is moving faster, not that we will get the higher snow amounts.

    Not a single car has been down our street since 4 a.m. but then again, no salt truck either :/

    Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 09:05 AM (Z/jzm)

    13 The UPI links are just goibg to their page, not to a particular story

    Posted by: Vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:06 AM (G546f)

    14 olddog, prayers up for your wife's recovery and safe travels for you.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 11, 2020 09:06 AM (aA3+G)

    15 TGIF's food is microwaved warmed over crapola.

    Their "Vegan Steak" is no different than the other pablum they serve to the dumb asses that eat there.

    More coffee.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2020 09:07 AM (Z+IKu)

    16 Storms were not as bad as the weathermen wanted them to be, but there was a giant leaf removal of any leaves that were still clinging to the trees. It now looks like winter in south central Texas.

    Posted by: Mephitis at January 11, 2020 09:07 AM (5zp8e)

    17 She was small and very pretty.o

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:07 AM (PUmDY)

    18 Rain's coming down, and the mercury is falling. Now at 36 degrees.

    Gonna get interesting soon.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (cfSRQ)

    19 UPI [the teakettle story] has an adblocker-intercepter. so if you don't want to see their ads they don't let you read their content.

    which is fair enough, i don't NEED to read that story.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (ykYG2)

    20 Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 09:05 AM (Z/jzm)



    No snow here yet but the streets are a sheet of ice.

    Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (lwiT4)

    21 Isn't a "pizza ATM" just a pizza vending machine? A coke machine isn't a coke ATM. If it's not performing the duties usually assigned to a teller, it cannot be an ATM. QED.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (t+qrx)

    22 " perfect for Veganuary"

    Is this a thing? Oh Boy!

    Posted by: a rutabaga and music critic at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (Tnijr)

    23 hiya

    Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 09:09 AM (arJlL)

    24 **taps chin pensively**


    Every week you post these links. And every week I debate whether to click on them or not. And every week I decide not to. and every week I break down and click on the damn links. And every week I regret at least one of them.

    Well not this week Mis-ter Humanitarian! I stand strong and resist. Because a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Not today!!!

    Oh, okay, maybe just a couple...

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:09 AM (m45I2)

    25 it is 10 degrees now but is supposed to get over the freezing point again ~11 AM.

    it hasn't been as cold a January as usual.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:09 AM (ykYG2)

    26 I have often thought of the current Iranian regime as having much in common with the German Nazi regime in the 1930's. Fascist economic system, xenophobic, radical, militaristic, dreams of expansion, nursing grudges about lost glories in the past, viciously racist. That's one of the reasons I have been sure the middle east has been headed towards one great, final war, of all against all.

    BUT given recent reports that Suleimani was the most radical, the most extreme, and the most vicious of all of the Iranian leaders; combined with the observation that everyone else, even in the Iranian leadership, was terrified of crossing him; would WW2 have happened if Hitler had been assassinated in 1936? The regime would have gone on, but what if cautious people trying to protect their own positions and wealth would have been running it instead?

    I don't think the current Iranian leadership is composed of "good" people, but I think they like their comfortable lives, and after seeing how Suleimani went out, they don't want to go out the same way.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2020 09:09 AM (V2Yro)

    27 olddog, prayers up for your wife's recovery and safe travels for you.
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

    Seconded

    Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 09:09 AM (arJlL)

    28 Hiya JT!

    Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (lwiT4)

    29 Veganuary? Imma just quit now.

    Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (X/Pw5)

    30 Much strength and fortitude to you, olddog. Much strength and fortitude.

    Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (CLteG)

    31 Florida Man is a beautiful gestalt of meth gators and guns and rusty pickups and public nudity. Essentially, he is Freedom personified. You will not find his like in Little Britain.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Dc2NZ)

    32 olddog, prayers up for your wife's recovery and safe travels for you.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



    Yes

    Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (lwiT4)

    33 >>>No snow here yet but the streets are a sheet of ice.
    Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (lwiT4)

    I'm at my mom's, about 25 mi north and east of home.

    Going to be a "real" winter day around here!

    Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Z/jzm)

    34 Yeah, but can't avoid trip. Chance wife may get released from hospital today, although Sunday is more likely. She went for chemo on Wed. and they said her levels were bad and admitted her.
    Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (Dhht7)


    Godspeed, and be safe.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:12 AM (t+qrx)

    35 Also willowed:

    Sorry to hear that, olddog.
    Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (Z/jzm)

    Cancer is a bitch. Are you able to you stay there overnite if she doesnt get released?

    Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 09:12 AM (Z/jzm)

    36 Mornin' Grammie !

    Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 09:12 AM (arJlL)

    37 Coffee with a warm slice of zucchini bread topped with melty real butter. Sitting by the fireplace waiting for Buckley the wonder dog and Missus Muldoon to wake up.

    'Snice.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (m45I2)

    38 Holy cats and OMG.

    Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.

    *shoots heroin into eyeball *

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (ptqGC)

    39 ah yes, Homo Floridicus, the pinnacle of creation.

    Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (CLteG)

    40 31 Florida Man is a beautiful gestalt of meth gators and guns and rusty pickups and public nudity. Essentially, he is Freedom personified. You will not find his like in Little Britain.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Dc2NZ)

    I lived in FLA for almost 6 years and never made 1 damn headline.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (JFO2v)

    41 I can't find that doctor Obama said I could keep.

    Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (DFoXD)

    42 Selling, damned autocucumber.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:14 AM (ptqGC)

    43 I got willowed. *sigh*

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2020 09:14 AM (dUJdY)

    44 Holy cats and OMG.

    Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.


    Here it is:

    https://bit.ly/30doOcM

    Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (Y9zp1)

    45 *shoots heroin into eyeball *
    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (ptqGC)


    lmao! Jane you always make me laugh.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (dUJdY)

    46 Yeah, but can't avoid trip. Chance wife may get released from hospital today, although Sunday is more likely. She went for chemo on Wed. and they said her levels were bad and admitted her.
    Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (Dhht7)

    Continued prayers, olddog.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (NWiLs)

    47 *shoots heroin into eyeball *
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    That should be your candle.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (Dc2NZ)

    48 38 Holy cats and OMG.

    Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.

    *shoots heroin into eyeball *
    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (ptqGC)

    I love the smell of vagina in the morning

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (JFO2v)

    49 I missed most of the Markle Sparkle Farkle mess thread yesterday but have been following that mess. And what a mess it is. Seems pretty apparent Harry has his royal jewells in that ho's lockbox. Part of me feels sorry for him for being such a sap, but he should've known better than to get mixed up with that D-list (at best) actress. They've created such a FUBAR of things. Oh well, he'll be paying for that for a long time.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:16 AM (JoUsr)

    50 Florida Man is a beautiful gestalt of meth gators and guns and rusty pickups and public nudity. Essentially, he is Freedom personified. You will not find his like in Little Britain.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Dc2NZ)


    One of the key parts of any good Florida Man story is the bizarre but irrefutable logic: YES, he was arrested while trying to eradicate wasps from his neighbor's kitchen with a golf cart-mounted jackhammer while naked, and when you read the whole story, you'll see that not only he was perfectly justified, but that it wsa the only good option he had. Not doing so would have been unthinkable.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:16 AM (t+qrx)

    51 Shine a Little Light is a nice somg.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:16 AM (PUmDY)

    52 31 Florida Man is a beautiful gestalt of meth gators and guns and rusty pickups and public nudity. Essentially, he is Freedom personified. You will not find his like in Little Britain.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Dc2NZ)

    You have to go out of your way to find rusty pickup trucks these days. Hell, even Ocala is gentrified.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:17 AM (NWiLs)

    53 Prayers to you and your wife, olddog. <3

    Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:17 AM (JoUsr)

    54 48
    38 Holy cats and OMG.



    Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.



    *shoots heroin into eyeball *

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (ptqGC)



    I love the smell of vagina in the morning

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (JFO2v)

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    Cheaper just to open a can of tuna, no?

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:17 AM (cfSRQ)

    55 Florida Man .... You will not find his like in Little Britain.

    He has some relatives on this or that side of Hadrian's Wall still, I think.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ykYG2)

    56 Chinese Japanese take look at these.

    Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (DFoXD)

    57 You have to go out of your way to find rusty pickup trucks these days. Hell, even Ocala is gentrified.
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    We're eliminating his natural habitat! Where's the celebrity charity concert for Florida Man?

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (Dc2NZ)

    58 The candle is actually called "This Smells Like My Vagina," and sells for $75. It sold out right after its launch.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)

    59 I want the world to s...mell like my beaver.

    Posted by: Gwenneth! at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ykYG2)

    60 Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina.


    *******

    Talk about a celebrity doing a public cervix announcement.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (m45I2)

    61 Snow is beginning to fall. Gonna brainstorm some ideas for all these Trump charms I got. Later gators...

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (dUJdY)

    62 I love the smell of vagina in the morning

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (JFO2v)

    --

    Uh, you might want to be very specific on this claim. I say that for your own safety! Have you taken a look around your local WalMart? Triggly Puff family reunion.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (JoUsr)

    63 Maybe I'll market a candle that smells like my musky, sweaty nutsack after an hourlong workout. I'll call it "Scrote."

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (NWiLs)

    64 58
    The candle is actually called "This Smells Like My Vagina," and sells for $75. It sold out right after its launch.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)

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    The Cuckshed bought a case.

    It's the closest they'll ever get to the real thing.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (cfSRQ)

    65 Chicken of the sea Gwyneth Paltrow flavor...yum!

    Posted by: David French at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (yhf6w)

    66 He has some relatives on this or that side of Hadrian's Wall still, I think.
    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ykYG2)
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    I was going to opine that he is part of the Scots-Irish diaspora. I assume all Anglosphere countries have their homegrown version. Oz also has gators, surely he flourishes there too.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (Dc2NZ)

    67 I lived in FLA for almost 6 years and never made 1 damn headline.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (JFO2v)

    Well we now know who has dedication issues.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (aA3+G)

    68 BTH, I'm really enjoying the Averoigne Legacy stories. Perfect day for it.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (Dc2NZ)

    69 3-5 inches of rain forecast here today in NE Hoosierland. Good news: Not ice or snow, as it's a balmy 55 degrees here as I type. (IIRC, that amount of rain would be 3-4 FEET of the white stuff.) Bad news: The rivers will be hitting flood stage at this rate.

    Posted by: SMOD Keeper at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (JbL9Q)

    70 63
    Maybe I'll market a candle that smells like my musky, sweaty nutsack after an hourlong workout. I'll call it "Scrote."



    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (NWiLs)

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    Count me in!

    Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (cfSRQ)

    71 Florida Man is a beautiful gestalt of meth gators and guns and rusty pickups and public nudity. Essentially, he is Freedom personified. You will not find his like in Little Britain.


    ******

    There is a movement afoot in Colorado to reintroduce Florida Man back into the wild.

    Or maybe it's grey wolves, I just sort of skimmed the article.

    Both at the same time might be interesting.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (m45I2)

    72 I missed most of the Markle Sparkle Farkle mess thread yesterday but have been following that mess. And what a mess it is. Seems pretty apparent Harry has his royal jewells in that ho's lockbox. Part of me feels sorry for him for being such a sap, but he should've known better than to get mixed up with that D-list (at best) actress. They've created such a FUBAR of things. Oh well, he'll be paying for that for a long time.
    Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:16 AM (JoUsr)


    Tammy Bruce has told her listeners that there will be times that she says something they won't agree with and that it's only natural to expect that. Nowhere was that illustrated more than when she went 100% gaga over that obvious hosebag and the brainless ginger.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (y7DUB)

    73 19 UPI [the teakettle story] has an adblocker-intercepter. so if you don't want to see their ads they don't let you read their content.

    which is fair enough, i don't NEED to read that story.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (ykYG2)


    Here's the vid:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAP_5CAnmpQ

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (oVJmc)

    74 Gotta get back to you,

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (PUmDY)

    75 64 58
    The candle is actually called "This Smells Like My Vagina," and sells for $75. It sold out right after its launch.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)

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    The Cuckshed bought a case.

    It's the closest they'll ever get to the real thing.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (cfSRQ)

    That's not true

    Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's dog at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (aA3+G)

    76 64 58
    The candle is actually called "This Smells Like My Vagina," and sells for $75. It sold out right after its launch.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)

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    The Cuckshed bought a case.

    It's the closest they'll ever get to the real thing.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (cfSRQ)

    I'm sure they take deep, close up whiffs off their bulls' dicks after plowing their wives.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (NWiLs)

    77 Does it come in exciting shapes? I'll take the extra large!

    Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (cfSRQ)

    78 Ahhh, Saturday. The full moon still high in the sky, the mountains are white, and all is bright outside. Wasn't ready to get up, but did. Still on the first cup of coffee. I subscribe to Stephen Green's motto: first cup so I don't die, second cup so I don't kill...

    Sounds heavenly, Muldoon.

    Prayers up, olddog. The rest of you be safe in that icy mess.

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 09:22 AM (fNFgo)

    79 olddog, prayers up for your wife's recovery and safe travels for you.


    Seconded.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:22 AM (HaL55)

    80 Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.


    I would like to buy her contacts list for programming drone strikes.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:23 AM (oVJmc)

    81 77 Does it come in exciting shapes? I'll take the extra large!
    Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (cfSRQ)

    Large, extra large, and elephantiasis.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:23 AM (NWiLs)

    82 BTH, I'm really enjoying the Averoigne Legacy stories

    Thanks! They have two reviews on Amazon as of now, both 5/5. wooot

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:23 AM (ykYG2)

    83 Florida Man is a beautiful gestalt of meth gators and guns and rusty pickups and public nudity. Essentially, he is Freedom personified. You will not find his like in Little Britain.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Dc2NZ)



    'Ere now! Your average Floridar Man is but a poof and a wanker.

    You know nuffing of my people!


    Posted by: Yob at January 11, 2020 09:23 AM (q57gj)

    84 Prayers up, olddog.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (ptqGC)

    85 Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.


    That's okay, her last movie smelled like ass.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (oVJmc)

    86 Wonder what possessed the kid.

    There you go, not taking into account the cultural differences of people around the world. I suppose you are one of those people who think Western Civilization is all that.

    Uh, cancel that above
    https://tinyurl.com/ut3bd8o

    Posted by: Groundhog at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (VYwSh)

    87 I'm sure they take deep, close up whiffs off their bulls' dicks after plowing their wives.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (NWiLs)

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    Silly 'Som, they're in the cuckshed!

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (cfSRQ)

    88 ♪ ♪ Good mornin', good mornin'

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (zr5Kq)

    89 >Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.


    so wait- how did- how did she

    never mind
    we live in strange times

    Posted by: DB at January 11, 2020 09:25 AM (iTXRQ)

    90 58 The candle is actually called "This Smells Like My Vagina," and sells for $75. It sold out right after its launch.
    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)

    WASTF

    Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 09:25 AM (OX9vb)

    91 85
    Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.





    That's okay, her last movie smelled like ass.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (oVJmc)
    --------------------------------My farts smell like Old Spice.

    Posted by: Groundhog at January 11, 2020 09:25 AM (VYwSh)

    92 You have to go out of your way to find rusty pickup trucks these days. Hell, even Ocala is gentrified.

    Yeah, I have to actually get up from the couch and walk over to the window to see mine. She'll be 30 years old in June. Older than most supermodels.

    If that truck could talk, I'd be in jail.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:26 AM (HaL55)

    93 Someone should start a thread on suggestions for that dingbat Paltrow's next candle scent:

    Dripping Sweaty Armpits - $75
    Runny Poop Baby Diapers - $89
    Mexican Food and Vodka Vomit - $105
    Skunk Ass - 2 for $100
    Road Kill Carcass - $110

    Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:26 AM (JoUsr)

    94 Good morning all. Grammie, you be careful out there today!

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 11, 2020 09:26 AM (MHHCZ)

    95 Militant Atheists strike again. Boo-hooing over candy canes with a picture of the nativity which were being sold in an army base store. No, candy canes are not unconstitutional:

    https://tinyurl.com/t6lpb8a

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:27 AM (WI7YS)

    96 Yeah, I have to actually get up from the couch and walk over to the window to see mine. She'll be 30 years old in June. Older than most supermodels.

    If that truck could talk, I'd be in jail.
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:26 AM (HaL55)

    Get her something nice for her birthday!

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:27 AM (NWiLs)

    97 Time to pants up and face the day, I guess.

    *sits sipping coffee*

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:27 AM (Dc2NZ)

    98 Maybe I'll market a candle that smells like my musky, sweaty nutsack after an hourlong workout. I'll call it "Scrote."
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (NWiLs)

    Woof!

    Posted by: Miss Honeywell at January 11, 2020 09:28 AM (WhTSP)

    99 Atheists may or may not be found in foxholes, but too many of them are found to be assholes.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:28 AM (ykYG2)

    100 Yank It Candle Company

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:28 AM (m45I2)

    101 Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.


    Lib women are more obsessed with their junk than any teenage boy.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (oVJmc)

    102 Unseasonably warm here this week, and then it turns cold again.

    I predict everything will start to bud out, and then get zapped in a freeze.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (ptqGC)

    103 Balls and Body Works

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (NWiLs)

    104 "UK-based company Ocean Florida is looking for an exceptionally adventurous person to test theme parks in Orlando for market research."

    I would totally do it. Adventure is my middle name. Except I hate rollercoasters. They scare me, man. What if you fall out or something ?

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (zr5Kq)

    105 I love the smell of vagina in the morning

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (JFO2v)


    I suspect there is a large difference in the smell of vagina, and the smell of burnt vagina.

    Then again, I've never steamed a clam.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (Z4rgH)

    106 There is a movement afoot in Colorado to reintroduce Florida Man back into the wild.

    Or maybe it's grey wolves, I just sort of skimmed the article.

    Both at the same time might be interesting.
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (m45I2)
    * * * *

    Both at once... in that scenario, Florida Man could single-handedly save the Colorado elk population.

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (fNFgo)

    107 >
    102 Unseasonably warm here this week, and then it turns cold again.

    I predict everything will start to bud out, and then get zapped in a freeze.
    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11,



    What is this "warm" you speak of?

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (MHHCZ)

    108 95 Militant Atheists strike again. Boo-hooing over candy canes with a picture of the nativity which were being sold in an army base store.

    Now Do Islam.

    NDI.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (oVJmc)

    109 The candle is actually called "This Smells Like My Vagina," and sells for $75. It sold out right after its launch.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)



    Hi, Honey! I'm home.

    ...

    Tuna Casserole tonight, huh? My favor-

    ...

    ...

    Hey, Baby. I think there's something really wrong with that casserole.

    I mean, I think the tuna's bad or something. Oh, uh *gags*...uh, yeah...*gags*...that tuna must be rotten or *gags*...

    Holy Cow, that's awful. Smell like Gwenyth Paltrow's vagina or something...

    You bought What!?!?!?

    Posted by: Average Guy coming home from work at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (q57gj)

    110 Obozo would sell candles that smell like his ass but his shit don't stink.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (+y/Ru)

    111 Morning all...

    Man, we had major thunderstorms yesterday and last night.

    My pittie was askeerd...all...nigh...long. Ugh....I have a caffeine drip hooked up.

    Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (cF8AT)

    112 You guys are killing me. My husband just asked me wth is so funny, and I told him I have the perfect idea for his birthday gift next month.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (ptqGC)

    113 Did you see the story of the feminist telling women alcoholics not to go to AA because of the patriarchy and shit.

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (fmexF)

    114 Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.


    so wait- how did- how did she



    "That's the sound of the men

    workin' on the Chain Gang " !

    Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 09:32 AM (arJlL)

    115 Get her something nice for her birthday!

    She could use a front seat cover. And some fixing up, too. She has no heater, no A/C, down to just one radio speaker (out of 4), needs tires, an oil change and a new paint job, none of which are doable and haven't been for many years.

    But she's mine. So there's that. I might drive her to a gig one of these nights so you can see her, Insom.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:32 AM (HaL55)

    116 110 Obozo would sell candles that smell like his ass but his shit don't stink.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (+y/Ru)


    Michelle Candles

    Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's dog at January 11, 2020 09:32 AM (aA3+G)

    117 *sotto voce*

    We've replaced this Catholic church's votive candles with Gwyneth Paltrow's Smells Like My Vagina candles. Let's see if anyone notices.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:32 AM (NWiLs)

    118 Tami, your dog needs one of those thunder shirts or thunder blankets! LOL I have no idea if they work and the concept always cracked me up.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:33 AM (JoUsr)

    119 You guys are killing me. My husband just asked me wth is so funny, and I told him I have the perfect idea for his birthday gift next month.
    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (ptqGC)


    Eyeball heroin?

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (t+qrx)

    120 >Or maybe it's grey wolves, I just sort of skimmed the article.

    Both at the same time might be interesting.
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (m45I2)


    They reintroduced timber wolves here in WI some time back. It has been a process full of consequences that should have been foreseen.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (MHHCZ)

    121 Polly stories are my favorite. Those birds are clever. Did I tell you the one about a parrot that disappeared for a year and came back ? Came back speaking Spanish. True story.

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (zr5Kq)

    122 But she's mine. So there's that. I might drive her to a gig one of these nights so you can see her, Insom.
    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:32 AM (HaL55)

    Sounds like she's got character.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (NWiLs)

    123 1 foist!
    Posted by: Tom Servo



    Petard.

    Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (Qf83p)

    124 You guys are killing me. My husband just asked me wth is so funny, and I told him I have the perfect idea for his birthday gift next month.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (ptqGC)


    Smell my finger?

    *I denounce myself*

    Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (Z4rgH)

    125 Obozo would sell candles that smell like his ass but his shit don't stink.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (+y/Ru)



    It would smell like Reggie's schlong

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (7HweE)

    126 they just did the pizza atm story on teevee nooz

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:35 AM (G546f)

    127 95 Militant Atheists strike again. Boo-hooing over candy canes with a picture of the nativity which were being sold in an army base store.

    --

    Separation of Candy Cane and State! Separation of Candy Cane and State!

    Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:35 AM (JoUsr)

    128 It's going to get up into the low 80's down here today and tomorrow. I'm lovin' me some glerbal warmening.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:35 AM (HaL55)

    129 Lady in Black...this guy needs a thunder burka. He was literally crying.

    I have a itty bitty thunder shirt for my Yorkie. But he couldn't care less about lightning or thunder. Same for my Lab/Hound.

    But because I had to get up for the pittie, EVERYONE of them had to get up. "Is it time to eat!?"

    Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2020 09:36 AM (cF8AT)

    130 Our son's dog is part pit, and she is such a little puss. When the kitties were alive, she'd walk in the door, and start whimpering because of the scary little cats. One of them used to "herd" her into a corner.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:36 AM (ptqGC)

    131 Taint scented Febreeze would be a big seller.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

    132 Must have been abducted by a gang and broke free is my theory.

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:37 AM (zr5Kq)

    133 Meth scientists (scientists on meth) are engineering a gator for England.

    Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 09:37 AM (DFoXD)

    134 I just discovered that there is a rather extensive cottage industry in "Disney scented candles" that evoke the scents of the park. I'm not going to link, but feel free to DuckDuck that phrase if you're feeling adventurous.

    I'd rather have a Gwynethgina candle.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:38 AM (m45I2)

    135 i spent the week limping on my right foot because my left tendon was busted, and now that my left tendon is healed my right foot is all bruised.

    maybe i need to move to florida so that guy can kiss it better.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:38 AM (ykYG2)

    136 >I love the smell of vagina in the morning

    "You know that smell... that gasoline smell. The whole hill."

    Posted by: DB at January 11, 2020 09:39 AM (iTXRQ)

    137 Posted by: Average Guy coming home from work at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (q57gj)
    * * * *

    Dood... you owe me a roll of paper towels! That was hilarious!

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 09:39 AM (fNFgo)

    138 I'd rather have a Gwynethgina candle.
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:38 AM (m45I2)


    This works to the tune of the Oscar Meyer Weiner song.




    You're welcome.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:39 AM (t+qrx)

    139 How could someone steal somebody's parrot ? What kind of world do we live inn ??

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:40 AM (zr5Kq)

    140 I just discovered that there is a rather extensive cottage industry in "Disney scented candles" that evoke the scents of the park.

    --

    Like Voban and sweat?

    Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:40 AM (JoUsr)

    141 Now here's a money making idea for someone from Florida. They probably wouldn't make a lot of money, but it would make some and would be a good thing. Start a website-Good Florida Man or a name like that featuring stories and pictures about kindly, smart men from Florida. (No, the stories can't be all about you, Insomniac I'm sure the guy who does "Sunny Skyz" who does good news stories from around the U.S. makes some money.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:40 AM (WI7YS)

    142 Militant Atheists strike again. Boo-hooing over candy canes with a
    picture of the nativity which were being sold in an army base store.
    No, candy canes are not unconstitutional:


    When will somebody actually show some strength against those assholes and tell them to fuck off?


    If you don't like those candy canes, then don't buy them. You don't have the right to remove them just because your atheistic "belief" or some such bullshit. How about we shut down something you like? How about that?

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:40 AM (HaL55)

    143 BNO News@BNONews
    BREAKING: Iran's military admits shooting down Flight 752, citing 'human error' - AP

    Trump's fault because they weren't crazy evil until he sliced Salami.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:41 AM (+y/Ru)

    144 134 I just discovered that there is a rather extensive cottage industry in "Disney scented candles" that evoke the scents of the park. I'm not going to link, but feel free to DuckDuck that phrase if you're feeling adventurous.

    I'd rather have a Gwynethgina candle.
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:38 AM (m45I2)

    I have the Snow White and Dwarfs candle set. Dopey candle is just MJ I think.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)

    145 How was the scent extracted?

    Yeah...l like science.

    Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 09:41 AM (DFoXD)

    146 Two US servicemen killed in Afghanistan today. Roadside bomb.

    G-d comfort their poor families.

    Get us the hell out of there.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:42 AM (ptqGC)

    147 How was the scent extracted?

    --

    They hired Bill Clinton in an advisory capacity.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:42 AM (JoUsr)

    148 you can't tell me Gwyneth Paltrow was not sexually abused from a young age

    also, that candle probably has whiffs of Weinstein in it

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:42 AM (G546f)

    149 Next Gwinny will sell an automated air freshener dispenser that smells like her vagina. It'll be the "Queef."

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:43 AM (NWiLs)

    150 I have the Snow White and Dwarfs candle set. Dopey candle is just MJ I think.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
    ---
    "Doc" smells like chloroform.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:43 AM (Dc2NZ)

    151 Human Nature is a good song.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:43 AM (PUmDY)

    152 150 I have the Snow White and Dwarfs candle set. Dopey candle is just MJ I think.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
    ---
    "Doc" smells like chloroform.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:43 AM (Dc2NZ)

    Bashful smells like flop sweat and rejection.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:44 AM (NWiLs)

    153 >also, that candle probably has whiffs of Weinstein in it


    with subtle hints of Coldplay

    Posted by: DB at January 11, 2020 09:44 AM (iTXRQ)

    154 you can't tell me Gwyneth Paltrow was not sexually abused from a young age


    She's the privileged child of Hollywood elites. Not saying she wasn't abused, but she grew up a moonbat raised by moonbats.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:44 AM (oVJmc)

    155 Biden is coming out with a candle that smells like 'little girls hair'.

    Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2020 09:44 AM (cF8AT)

    156 Sneezy candle smells like snot

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:45 AM (G546f)

    157 I like living this way.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:45 AM (PUmDY)

    158 And $75 for a candle? Gwinny's quite the capitalist, eh? Here she could be using some of her $millions and really making a difference in the lives of those less fortunate. Instead, she's selling overpriced candles smelling of a woman's crotch. What a useless pud.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:45 AM (JoUsr)

    159
    "Sleepy" smells like Roofies.


    Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2020 09:46 AM (q57gj)

    160 Mooch is coming out with one that smells like racism and entitlement.

    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:46 AM (ptqGC)

    161 Lib women are more obsessed with their junk than any teenage boy.
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (oVJmc)


    This bears repeating.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:47 AM (t+qrx)

    162 146 Two US servicemen killed in Afghanistan today. Roadside bomb.

    G-d comfort their poor families.

    Get us the hell out of there.
    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:42 AM (ptqGC)

    Amen.

    For all of the talk about Russians bad. They had enough brains to leave.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 11, 2020 09:47 AM (aA3+G)

    163 Did you see the story of the feminist telling women alcoholics not to go to AA because of the patriarchy and shit.
    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


    ********

    A commenter named Aunty Ralph (great nick) the other day pointed out that this so-called feminist is the founder of a life-coach training seminar alcohol rehab program available for $547 ($50 off with promo code)

    Holly Whitaker
    https://www.jointempest.com/about

    So hardly a disinterested observer.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:47 AM (m45I2)

    164 How does Gwyneth Paltrow manage to infuse those candles with her vaginal aroma?
    Ah forget I asked.

    Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 11, 2020 09:48 AM (Uu+Jp)

    165 Patti Harrison@Party_Harderson
    If you vote for Bernie I will personally suck u if u ask and I have the time!

    -
    Patti Harrison (born 1991) is an American actress and comedian. She is known for her appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon where she made jokes about Donald Trump's ban on transgender people in the military. Harrison has a recurring role on the first season of Hulu series Shrill.

    Hard pass.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)

    166 >How does Gwyneth Paltrow manage to infuse those candles with her vaginal aroma?
    Ah forget I asked.



    Dips them in Goop?

    Posted by: DB at January 11, 2020 09:49 AM (iTXRQ)

    167 164 maybe she watched that movie Perfume

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:50 AM (G546f)

    168 I drink energy drinks more than coffee.

    That caffeine in my belly is about 10 minutes away from a good sit-down-and-poop.

    Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2020 09:50 AM (LxTcq)

    169 Did you see the story of the feminist telling women alcoholics not to go to AA because of the patriarchy and shit.
    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (fmexF)


    Great, more mouthy boozed up harridans.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2020 09:51 AM (y7DUB)

    170 How does Gwyneth Paltrow manage to infuse those candles with her vaginal aroma?


    I hear there's a scene in the original Debbie Does Dallas...

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:51 AM (oVJmc)

    171 Happy smells like nitrous oxide

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (q1Pj5)

    172 Hard pass.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)


    "Personally" is the dealbreaker. Impersonal, disinterested, and impatiently, or else it's a pass from me.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (t+qrx)

    173 Why? why?

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (PUmDY)

    174 After reading the horrible stories on "Legal Insurrection" about indoctrination on college campuses, I am definitely considering sending my son to a Christian college (And no, I m not want ting to have a debate about why college is unnecessary. . I am looking at Grove City College in PA. They also need to hire a chaplain, but I think I'm too long in the tooth to do that. They probably want someone in their 30's. They definitely prefer someone with a Ph.D which I don't have.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (WI7YS)

    175 Florida Man Candles smell of walmart bathrooms, rotting gator, and meth.

    Send me $50 to get the scent of any small gulf coast backwater town right in your living room.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)

    176 Did you see the story of the feminist telling women alcoholics not to go to AA because of the patriarchy and shit.
    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (fmexF)


    That leads to a definition analysis: Like things function the same.

    Proposition: Feminists are enablers, or at least are of an enabler mindset.

    Supporting statement: Enablers need people to be dependent on them out of fear that otherwise they will be abandoned. This dependency situation is a basis for prestige, stability and personal actualization--for the enabler.

    Review: No matter what the rhetoric, enablers block self actualization, growth and escape from dependence. This is done through influencing, taking actions to discredit or disqualify the dependent partner, or actually intimidating the person who is dependent to foster greater dependency.

    Conclusion: as like things act in a like manner, nothing stated here contradicts the argument that Feminism, as it is currently showing itself, is a form of enabling of dependency, and the people the philosophy is claiming to provide actualization has become a tool to bind individuals tighter to what it is supposed to be liberating them from.

    Suggestion: Don't push me or I will start discussing how Domestic abuse is a form of imposed dependency and how most Leftist philosophies match those profiles too.


    Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (1glZx)

    177 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (fmexF)

    What an incredibly stupid and myopic woman that gal is.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:53 AM (WI7YS)

    178 "How does Gwyneth Paltrow manage to infuse those candles with her vaginal aroma? "

    How do WE know that that it really does smell like her pooter?

    For all we know, her pooter really smells faintly like steamed pebbles.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:53 AM (tT0V4)

    179 A lot of the anti-AA sentiment seems to be about the "higher power" part.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:53 AM (Dc2NZ)

    180 Pat Sajak has the driest sense of humor. I love this:

    I'm sick of hearing how we celebrities are in some kind of bubble and we don't understand real life. When I'm out in public and people approach me, I'm always interested in what they have to say to my security detail.

    Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 09:53 AM (nIvDu)

    181 Lib women are more obsessed with their junk than any teenage boy.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (oVJmc)



    This bears repeating.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:47 AM (t+qrx)

    Yogi to Smokey, come in Smokey. Yogi to Smokey, over.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2020 09:54 AM (q1Pj5)

    182 Hard pass.


    Worst part is it's a lame joke that has been done repeatedly in the past.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:54 AM (oVJmc)

    183 Great, more mouthy boozed up harridans.
    Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2020 09:51 AM (y7DUB)

    LOL.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:54 AM (WI7YS)

    184 I kept hoping at his latest rally Trump would call that dead Iranian guy "Salmonella."

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:54 AM (H8QX8)

    185
    g'mornin', 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at January 11, 2020 09:55 AM (5or4F)

    186 provide actualization has become a tool pretext to bind individuals tighter




    fixed

    Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 09:55 AM (1glZx)

    187 ow does Gwyneth Paltrow manage to infuse those candles with her vaginal aroma?


    *******

    Well, there are two techniques.

    You can extract the essence of the vagina and insert it into the candle...

    ...or...

    ...well, just rearrange the order of the words in that first sentence.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:55 AM (m45I2)

    188 Hey, AltonJackson.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (t+qrx)

    189
    I rarely watch the local news and now I know why. The last 15 minutes has been all grrrrl power shit. Can't wait until they start doing the "empowering" the trannies segments

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (7HweE)

    190 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:53 AM (Dc2NZ)

    They don't have a group that makes the higher power into something non theistic?

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (WI7YS)

    191 If the "Theme Park Tester" doesn't have to stand in line...I'll do it.

    Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (X/Pw5)

    192 Alexander the Great is discussed by History Bro and Sargon of Akkad

    https://youtu.be/HLhLJs2vs44

    Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (LxTcq)

    193 WARREN: 'Survival of Planet' Depends on Election...

    -
    Destruction of everything and everyone I know versus Tomahawk Lizzie in the Oval Office.

    Decisions, decisions.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

    194 Do they make an Ewok candle?


    Essence of expressed Ewok anal glands comes to mind.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (tT0V4)

    195 187 ow does Gwyneth Paltrow manage to infuse those candles with her vaginal aroma?


    *******

    Well, there are two techniques.

    You can extract the essence of the vagina and insert it into the candle...

    ...or...

    ...well, just rearrange the order of the words in that first sentence.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:55 AM (m45I2)

    Blow out candle first as to not start a brush fire.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (JFO2v)

    196 I can almost hear my very British mother refer to Harry's wife as "that Markle woman" and to categorize her as "common".

    Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (Vf4Y7)

    197 Harry did say something pretty interesting in his defense: "I will not be bullied into playing a game that killed my mum"

    Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (DCYln)

    198 They don't have a group that makes the higher power into something non theistic?
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (WI7YS)


    Sure they do. They don't have groups that make the individual the higher power. That's the part that enrages the left.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (t+qrx)

    199 They don't have a group that makes the higher power into something non theistic?
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (WI7YS)
    --
    Of course there are other options, but some people enjoy whining.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:58 AM (Dc2NZ)

    200 196 I can almost hear my very British mother refer to Harry's wife as "that Markle woman" and to categorize her as "common".
    Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (Vf4Y7)

    My Tennessee grandmother would say, "common as pig tracks."

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:58 AM (H8QX8)

    201 194 Do they make an Ewok candle?


    Essence of expressed Ewok anal glands comes to mind.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (tT0V4)

    The Vader Funeral Pyre scented is a big seller.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:58 AM (JFO2v)

    202 'Sup?
    Enjoying a second cup of coffee and a cigar. Life is bueno.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 09:58 AM (MVjcR)

    203 My Tennessee grandmother would say, "common as pig tracks."
    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:58 AM (H8QX

    lol

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:59 AM (zr5Kq)

    204 Trump: Hey Mike, bet you five bucks I can get the Iranians to apologize for doing something.

    Pence: No way...you're on.

    *Shakes hands*


    Trump: Pay Me!!!

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:59 AM (tT0V4)

    205 I would totally do it. Adventure is my middle name.
    Except I hate rollercoasters. They scare me, man. What if you fall
    out or something ?
    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (zr5Kq)




    They will find your head over by the sno-cone concession

    https://youtu.be/xfTVoDP2iwA

    Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 09:59 AM (1glZx)

    206 There is a meme of Harry and sparkle standing together but yokos face is photoshopped over sparkles...pretty funny.

    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 09:59 AM (UUBmN)

    207
    I can almost hear my very British mother refer to Harry's wife as "that Markle woman" and to categorize her as "common".


    I call her Sparkle Farkle because nostalgia.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 10:00 AM (HaL55)

    208 In AA your higher power is of your choosing, however you understand it. Can be a doorknob if that works for you

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2020 10:00 AM (fmexF)

    209 174 They definitely prefer someone with a Ph.D which I don't have.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (WI7YS)

    Fen, what have you got to lose by applying? It sounds like a great position for you!

    Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:00 AM (OX9vb)

    210 Remember the Time is kind of great.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:01 AM (PUmDY)

    211 I can almost hear my very British mother refer to Harry's wife as "that Markle woman" and to categorize her as "common".

    Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (Vf4Y7)



    Being common would be a step up for that gutter trash

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (7HweE)

    212 I call her Sparkle Farkle because nostalgia.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat
    Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 10:00 AM (HaL55)

    Fannie Farkle!

    Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (X/Pw5)

    213 In 2008

    AUSTELL, Ga. A teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (JFO2v)

    214 Fen, what have you got to lose by applying? It sounds like a great position for you!

    Experience was valued at one time.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (HaL55)

    215 The FISC (Roberts?) appointed David Kris to help the FBI clean up their FISA mess.

    He's a Lawfare blogger, a critic of Nunes, and an apologist for the FBI.

    This is a massive cover-up attempt. And Chris Wray has to go also.

    https://preview.tinyurl.com/vajugme

    Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (sGotD)

    216 Gwynnie watch duty sure is entertaining. That's why they call it the "entertainment industry".

    Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (RuIsu)

    217 They also need to hire a chaplain, but I think I'm too long in the tooth to do that. They probably want someone in their 30's. They definitely prefer someone with a Ph.D which I don't have.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (WI7YS)


    Tell them you are an unofficial online chaplain of AoSHQ and then provide a link....Beats PhD , I say.

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:04 AM (zr5Kq)

    218 Salami candles...c-4 cooked liver

    Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:04 AM (DFoXD)

    219 Apology if this was mentioned on a previous thread. He was one of the best in the world. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/neil-peart-rush-obituary-936221/

    Posted by: Grog at January 11, 2020 10:04 AM (weXmt)

    220 Gwynnie watch duty sure is entertaining.


    *******

    "Hey Buster! Stop staring at my tits! My vagina is down here!!!"

    /Gwyneth

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:05 AM (m45I2)

    221 It's sad to see less dignified and regal behavior from the Sussexes than from King Ralph, but someone had to be this generation's train wreck, and that's good to see.

    Posted by: Downcast at January 11, 2020 10:06 AM (1PYHw)

    222 212 BignJames, here ya go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd4vgxuQOD0

    Posted by: Grog at January 11, 2020 10:06 AM (weXmt)

    223 Night til Dawn...

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:06 AM (PUmDY)

    224 Tell them you are an unofficial online chaplain of AoSHQ and then provide a link....Beats PhD , I say.
    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:04 AM (zr5Kq)
    ---

    It's more dangerous than being a Sentinel Island missionary.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:07 AM (Dc2NZ)

    225 I do feel sorry that poor old Harry lost his mama at such a young age. However her death involved a lot of circumstances that did not involve the royals. She had a lack of judgement and hung out with sketchy people. She did not look after her own best interests. Sounds like Meg. If you want to get out the bubble, retire quietly and live a good life.

    Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 10:07 AM (Vf4Y7)

    226 In the Avengers endgame Winnie looked horrible. Her face looked weird, plastic like with lots of wrinkles/grooves...

    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:07 AM (UUBmN)

    227 218 Salami candles...c-4 cooked liver
    Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:04 AM (DFoXD)

    with hint of magnesium and solid rocket fuel

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)

    228 Still working on my first pot of coffee. Strangely warm here today might have to switch to iced tea later.

    Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (B06Zw)

    229 I always liked Harry.

    But it's amazing what the power of second hand puthy can have over a man's life.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (tT0V4)

    230 Gwinnie not Winnie...

    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (UUBmN)

    231 Just got notified that I'll have the storm watch from 0000-0800 today at the control center. Any suggestions for movies to bring? I figured The Thing to start with. Maybe The Shining.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (t+qrx)

    232 A Scottish comedy bit by "Greta's parents":
    https://twitter.com/badluck_jones/status/1215895096966684673

    Thank goodness for subtitles! At first I thought they were speaking Swedish.

    Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 10:09 AM (98WNR)

    233 231 Just got notified that I'll have the storm watch from 0000-0800 today at the control center. Any suggestions for movies to bring? I figured The Thing to start with. Maybe The Shining.
    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (t+qrx)
    -----
    We have a control center?

    Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 10:09 AM (MVjcR)

    234 It's more dangerous than being a Sentinel Island missionary.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:07 AM (Dc2NZ)

    And, AND, there is the youth factor. No one over 29 !

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:09 AM (zr5Kq)

    235 Brush fire reminds me of Australia.

    Times the World quickly crosses her legs .

    Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (DFoXD)

    236 Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (HaL55)

    Thanks; That's very kind. They want someone with experience with college students. The most experience I have with college students is with my own son. LOL

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (WI7YS)

    237 "We have a control center?"

    Can't have weather control...

    Without a control center



    Talk to J.J. if you want to take a tour.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (tT0V4)

    238 And, AND, there is the youth factor. No one over 29 !
    ---

    Lord of the Flies!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (Dc2NZ)

    239 We have a control center?
    Posted by: Weasel
    ---
    They didn't tell you about when you signed up??? Hmmm....

    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:11 AM (UUBmN)

    240 Thanks; That's very kind. They want someone with experience with college students. The most experience I have with college students is with my own son. LOL
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (WI7YS)

    That's easy. Think of a toddler. Then take away reason and accountability.

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:11 AM (NWiLs)

    241 All a PhD means anymore is that you had someone on faculty who liked you, who you were willing to suck up to for two years, and also that you had enough independent income to make it for two years while doing free grunt work for some aged academic burnout.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2020 10:11 AM (V2Yro)

    242 The Department of Homeland Security issued a rare warning to users of the popular Firefox browser, telling them to update their browsers immediately due to a recently detected vulnerability that could allow hackers to take control of their entire operating system.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (JFO2v)

    243 Be careful who you love

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (PUmDY)

    244 239 We have a control center?
    Posted by: Weasel
    ---
    They didn't tell you about when you signed up??? Hmmm....
    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:11 AM (UUBmN)
    ------
    I've often pondered its existence, but didn't want to sound like a conspiracy nut.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (MVjcR)

    245 "That's easy. Think of a toddler. Then take away reason and accountability."

    And add 'flinging poo'

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (tT0V4)

    246 We have a control center?
    Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 10:09 AM (MVjcR

    Doghouse, this is Beagle, over
    The Eagle is in his nest

    Posted by: A dude in MI at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (WhTSP)

    247 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:11 AM (NWiLs)

    Well, I don't think that's a good idea to put that on the application.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (WI7YS)

    248 "but didn't want to sound like a conspiracy nut."

    Around here, amongst friends like us?


    Perish the thought.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:13 AM (tT0V4)

    249
    hey, hogmartin

    Posted by: AltonJackson at January 11, 2020 10:13 AM (5or4F)

    250 Canadian Court Rules Transgender 15-Year-Old Can Make Their Own Medical Decisions

    -
    Yeah, because who ever hears of a 15 year old making a poor decision?

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)

    251 Hillary isn't President.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (ykYG2)


    But she is a Chancellor now..isn't that the same....?

    Posted by: Colin at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (QSlR/)

    252 Yeah, because who ever hears of a 15 year old making a poor decision?

    Sales of Tide Pods have never been better!

    Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (Y9zp1)

    253 Yeah, because who ever hears of a 15 year old making a poor decision?
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)


    What's fifteen Canadian years in people years?

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (t+qrx)

    254 I've been up since 5. Took mom to the aeroport and came home and got back into bed. I should probably really get up now....should...

    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (UUBmN)

    255 240 They want someone with experience with college students. The most experience I have with college students is with my own son. LOL
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (WI7YS)

    They can't always get what they want. Sometimes they want something different than they know

    Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (OX9vb)

    256 "Canadian Court Rules Transgender 15-Year-Old Can Make Their Own Medical Decisions "

    What is the Canadian legal age to buy tobacco, or alcohol?

    Get a tattoo?

    Just curious.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (tT0V4)

    257 Yes it is, last of coffee and chocolate blueberry muffin

    Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (ZCEU2)

    258 I'm catching up on Trump's Toledo rally speech (because otherwise I'd have to do housecleaning). I really enjoy The Donald's schoolyard taunting of the Dems and the Media (BIRM).

    They really don't get that they brought this on themselves.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (Dc2NZ)

    259 Stupid storm for keeping me up until 3. Stupid cat for waking me up (by walking on me and practically laying on my face) way too early. Thank God for coffee made by Inspector.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (uquGJ)

    260 Thanks for the vote of support, folks. Maybe I'll apply just for the heck of it.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (WI7YS)

    261 DO OVER:

    I've often privately suspected its existence, but did not wart to sound like a conspiracy nut.

    There. That's better.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 10:16 AM (MVjcR)

    262 I've been up since 5. Took mom to the aeroport and came home and got back into bed. I should probably really get up now....should...
    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (UUBmN)
    * * * *

    Stayyyyyy.... just a little bit longerrrrrr......

    Posted by: Sufficiently Jackson Browne at January 11, 2020 10:16 AM (fNFgo)

    263 Godspeed, olddog, to both of you. Mother just finished chemo a few weeks back. Now in radiation.

    Posted by: Chunk Hunger at January 11, 2020 10:16 AM (sN9mD)

    264 8 Already had coffee dos. What now?
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:04 AM (JFO2v)

    Cafe tres? O Quattro?

    Posted by: Fox2! at January 11, 2020 10:16 AM (0TJbv)

    265 Canada go all the way, marrage and vote also

    Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2020 10:16 AM (ZCEU2)

    266 197 Harry did say something pretty interesting in his defense: "I will not be bullied into playing a game that killed my mum"
    ________________

    What does that mean? That he won't date muslim millionaires' sons who provide shitty security and drivers?

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 11, 2020 10:17 AM (k4dH2)

    267 174 After reading the horrible stories on "Legal Insurrection" about indoctrination on college campuses, I am definitely considering sending my son to a Christian college (And no, I m not want ting to have a debate about why college is unnecessary. . I am looking at Grove City College in PA. They also need to hire a chaplain, but I think I'm too long in the tooth to do that. They probably want someone in their 30's. They definitely prefer someone with a Ph.D which I don't have.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (WI7YS)

    Maybe try to find a remote program where you can write your on PhD plan. Maybe even one of the PhDs there could be a mentor/sponsor.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:17 AM (JFO2v)

    268 What is the Canadian legal age to buy tobacco, or alcohol?



    Get a tattoo?



    Just curious.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (tT0V4)

    For booze it's 18 or 19, depending on the province.

    Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:17 AM (pXNaM)

    269 They probably want someone in their 30's. They definitely prefer someone with a Ph.D which I don't have.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke


    Don't make their decision for them. If you want it, apply for it. The person interviewing you may not be the HR person who added those requirements.

    Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 10:17 AM (Y9zp1)

    270 I accidentally hit post before I finished that.

    Fen, isn't your son a special needs kind of guy? Or am I thinking of someone else? You probably have some life experiences that could be useful in a college chaplain position.

    Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:18 AM (OX9vb)

    271 Mornin', all,

    The dreaded rain has just begun in Da Swamp. It's 75 degrees out there, but looking out through the coffee shop window, it looked like 35 and snow was about to start.

    Linda wanted to go to a thrift store in the suburbs, but we are going to be sensible and skip that for today.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:18 AM (MMdM/)

    272 A Canadian doesn't get its first canoe until 16 though.

    https://tinyurl.com/pehdqj4

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:18 AM (t+qrx)

    273 When lit does the Vagina candle smell like the Burning Bush?

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:18 AM (JFO2v)

    274 When my dad used to fly to Singapore, they handed out cards explaining that the penalty for possession of marijuana was 10 years in stir, $20,000 in fines, and public caning, and possession with intent to distribute was punishable by death, and that if your dumb ass had brought some to Singapore, this was your chance to remain on the plane and leave the City, no questions asked.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2020 10:19 AM (Adu0z)

    275 FenelonSpoke,
    When I was looking for a new job a few months back I applied for a few jobs above what I thought I qualified for...I actually got one of them so you really never know. Now I have to keep it
    I never lied about my experience but they hired me anyways.

    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:19 AM (UUBmN)

    276 Be careful who you love
    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (PUmDY)


    I love toothpaste. In all its forms.

    Posted by: Joe Biden at January 11, 2020 10:19 AM (zr5Kq)

    277 Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:18 AM (OX9vb)

    Yes, he does. Thanks; You guys are great!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:19 AM (WI7YS)

    278 What's fifteen Canadian years in people years?


    *********


    20 bucks. Same as in Saskatoon.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:19 AM (m45I2)

    279 What is the Canadian legal age to buy tobacco, or alcohol?



    Get a tattoo?



    Just curious.



    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (tT0V4)

    For booze it's 18 or 19, depending on the province.


    Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:17 AM (pXNaM)

    Tobacco is the same, 18 or 19 depending on the province/territory.

    Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (pXNaM)

    280 260 Thanks for the vote of support, folks. Maybe I'll apply just for the heck of it.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (WI7YS)

    Do it! You know we're all going to pray for you. It's the least we can do, given all of your prayers and support for us.

    Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (OX9vb)

    281 Iif you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (PUmDY)

    282 Thanks for the vote of support, folks. Maybe I'll apply just for the heck of it.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (WI7YS)

    totally

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)

    283 281 Iif you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself.
    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (PUmDY)

    quoting Michael is always the answer!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)

    284 Do it! You know we're all going to pray for you. It's the least we can do, given all of your prayers and support for us.
    Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (OX9vb)

    ALL of us are deeply in arrears. Go Fen!!

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2020 10:21 AM (Adu0z)

    285 Sell Iraq to Russia and buy Greenland.

    Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:22 AM (DFoXD)

    286 Thanks for the vote of support, folks. Maybe I'll apply just for the heck of it.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (WI7YS)
    * * * *

    The Lord works in mysterious ways... Prayers up!

    Posted by: Sufficiently Jackson Browne at January 11, 2020 10:22 AM (fNFgo)

    287 tff Family Feud Fail

    https://tinyurl.com/r5kyjlh

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:22 AM (JFO2v)

    288 Frankly, I doubt any pastor has a more unruly or fractious congregation than the one Fen has deal with at AoS, and yet she persists.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2020 10:23 AM (Adu0z)

    289 Maybe I'll market a candle that smells like my musky, sweaty nutsack after an hourlong workout. I'll call it "Scrote."
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    I occasionally read a funny or penetrating comment out loud to Miss Linda. Not this one, I'm afraid.

    (I love the remark. But it's not something she'd appreciate, that's all.)

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:23 AM (MMdM/)

    290 Fen another vote for what have you to lose, its the position you can fill, now if they know that or not thats their call.

    Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (ZCEU2)

    291 Babak Taghvaee @BabakTaghvaee
    #BREAKING: It is taking place now in #AmirKabir University of #Tehran, thousands of students are protesting against #Iran's Islamic Regime & #IRGC over shot-down of Flight #PS752 of #Ukraine International Airlines by a Tor-M1 SAM system of #IRGCASF.

    Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (BqBId)

    292 Yes Fen, please apply for that position.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (Dc2NZ)

    293 Past 60 here, breezy though

    Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (ZCEU2)

    294 Bloomy has burned thru $200 M

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (JFO2v)

    295 Is this the church in Blazing Saddles?

    Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:25 AM (DFoXD)

    296 Bloomy has burned thru $200 M
    Posted by: rhennigantx
    ----
    Good, let him burn through his fortune for naught!

    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:25 AM (UUBmN)

    297 /off singer sock!

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:25 AM (fNFgo)

    298 Man in the mirror is kind of awesome.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:25 AM (PUmDY)

    299 288 Frankly, I doubt any pastor has a more unruly or fractious congregation than the one Fen has deal with at AoS, and yet she persists.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2020 10:23 AM (Adu0z)

    The Flock of No Fuks Given

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:26 AM (JFO2v)

    300 "Babak Taghvaee @BabakTaghvaee
    #BREAKING: It is taking place now in #AmirKabir University of #Tehran, thousands of students are protesting against #Iran's Islamic Regime & #IRGC over shot-down of Flight #PS752 of #Ukraine International Airlines by a Tor-M1 SAM system of #IRGCASF."

    And so...it begins?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:26 AM (tT0V4)

    301 Gwynnie watch duty sure is entertaining. That's why they call it the "entertainment industry".
    Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    She's on the cover of one of Linda's female magazines. All I can say is, she isn't half as lovely as her mother was at that age.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (MMdM/)

    302 Bloomy has burned thru $200 M
    Posted by: rhennigantx
    ----
    Good, let him burn through his fortune for naught!
    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:25 AM (UUBmN)
    * * * *

    I would totally take business advice from such a man. Not.

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (fNFgo)

    303 Thanks for the age info Vendette.


    It would seem that it is only very specific medical decisions that they are willing to allow 15 year olds to make.


    Odd...that.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (tT0V4)

    304 Looks like my shift got moved to 1600-0000.

    The situation is evolving.

    (This is a polite way of saying that management didn't think about doing up a roster until a few minutes ago)

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (t+qrx)

    305 Thanks for the vote of support, folks. Maybe I'll apply just for the heck of it.



    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (WI7YS)



    Mention your interest in the care and feeding of the students on campus, both physically and spiritually.

    Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:28 AM (pXNaM)

    306 JOkes aside, I think Fen should mention all the interfaith stuff she does in her application. That will set her apart and ahead of other applicants in my opinion. Will be appreciated too by the college HR.

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:28 AM (zr5Kq)

    307 *Will be appreciated by the college HR.

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:28 AM (zr5Kq)

    308 303 Thanks for the age info Vendette.


    It would seem that it is only very specific medical decisions that they are willing to allow 15 year olds to make.


    Odd...that.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (tT0V4)


    Well presidental drop out Julian Castro wanted abortions for any and all trans women. How woke.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 11, 2020 10:29 AM (aA3+G)

    309 #BREAKING: It is taking place now in #AmirKabir University of #Tehran, thousands of students are protesting against #Iran's Islamic Regime & #IRGC over shot-down of Flight #PS752 of #Ukraine International Airlines by a Tor-M1 SAM system of #IRGCASF.
    Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (BqBId)
    ~~~~~

    God bless them; they are far braver than I--hundreds already killed by regime and thousands more jailed.

    Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2020 10:29 AM (sGotD)

    310 And so..it begins ?
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:26 AM (tT0V4)



    Where the heck is that guy ??

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:29 AM (zr5Kq)

    311 Hogmartin, tell them that's when you're expecting a phone interview.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:29 AM (Dc2NZ)

    312 Mention your interest in the care and feeding of the students on campus, both physically and spiritually.
    Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:28 AM (pXNaM)

    306 JOkes aside, I think Fen should mention all the interfaith stuff she does in her application. That will set her apart and ahead of other applicants in my opinion. Will be appreciated too by the college HR.
    Posted by: runner
    ---
    Make sure you use the word "diversity" several times. As in, your diverse flock or the diversity of your flock.

    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:30 AM (UUBmN)

    313 It would seem that it is only very specific medical decisions that they are willing to allow 15 year olds to make.





    Odd...that.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (tT0V4)

    Tattoos are trickier. Most areas of the country don't have set laws, but 18 is considered/recommended to be the age since the person can enter into a contract without parental consent. Therefore, a lot of tattoo parlors require parental consent for anyone under 18, although some will do it for 17 year olds and the occasional 16 year old without parental consent.

    Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:31 AM (pXNaM)

    314 Make sure you use the word "diversity" several times. As in, your diverse flock or the diversity of your flock.
    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:30 AM (UUBmN)

    Right ? we are pretty diverse here, ain't we. We have an ewok running the place for chrissakes !

    Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:31 AM (zr5Kq)

    315 "God bless them; they are far braver than I--hundreds already killed by regime and thousands more jailed."

    Wait...I thought Trump was a tyrannical dictator, and our Sky Screamers were bravely facing death to vocally oppose him.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:31 AM (tT0V4)

    316 Right ? we are pretty diverse here, ain't we. We have an ewok running the place for chrissakes !
    ---
    Fen works outreach with the Fur-positive community.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:32 AM (Dc2NZ)

    317 Fen, you could say your ministry is diverse, in that you minister to a wide range of people in real life, as well as having an internet-based ministry.

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (fNFgo)

    318 A commenter named Aunty Ralph (great nick) the other day pointed out that this so-called feminist is the founder of a life-coach training seminar alcohol rehab program available for $547 ($50 off with promo code)

    Holly Whitaker
    https://www.jointempest.com/about

    So hardly a disinterested observer.
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    Contrast AA pricing: some gas to drive to a meeting, a buck tossed into the basket to help pay for the coffee, and once in a while a burger when you go with some of the meeting people to Shoney's afterwards.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (MMdM/)

    319 Fen works outreach with the Fur-positive community.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
    ---
    Hey, I'm no furry!
    *shifty eyes*

    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (UUBmN)

    320 Let's send Irainian translations of the Sex Pistols first LP over to Iran and The Uk.

    Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (DFoXD)

    321 God bless them; they are far braver than I--hundreds already killed by regime and thousands more jailed.

    -
    I'll tell you who's brave, Tater and Acosta.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

    322 Dying embers of yout mind.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:34 AM (PUmDY)

    323 I am reading the Lipstick Alley Meghan Markle Unpopular Opinions thread part 2 someone mentioned yesterday

    this is delicious cattiness
    some feminine instinct in me finds it deeply addicting

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 10:34 AM (G546f)

    324 @229


    Second hand, that broad was married twice before.


    And she was a d-list Hollywood actress, the number of casting couch auditions is probably off the charts.


    Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 11, 2020 10:34 AM (gxVQS)

    325 Acer battery Asus battery Compaq battery new low price Dell battery HP battery fresh stock OEM fit charge like new Lenovo battery 2020 inventory sale
    Laptop battery

    Posted by: Laptop Battery LLC at January 11, 2020 10:35 AM (I3U8v)

    326 324 @229


    Second hand, that broad was married twice before.


    And she was a d-list Hollywood actress, the number of casting couch auditions is probably off the charts.


    Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 11, 2020 10:34 AM (gxVQS)

    maybe she can suck the chrome of a trailer hitch

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:36 AM (JFO2v)

    327 Ok, coffee cup is empty... time to go meal prep for the week. In between posting here, of course!

    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (UUBmN)

    328 325 Acer battery Asus battery Compaq battery new low price Dell battery HP battery fresh stock OEM fit charge like new Lenovo battery 2020 inventory sale
    Laptop battery
    Posted by: Laptop Battery LLC at January 11, 2020 10:35 AM (I3U8v)

    Insights like this are why I keep coming here!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (JFO2v)

    329 I can almost hear my very British mother refer to Harry's wife as "that Markle woman" and to categorize her as "common".

    Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (Vf4Y7)



    Being common would be a step up for that gutter trash
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (7HweE)


    Mother Hate used "common" as an all purpose dismissive term.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (y7DUB)

    330 lololol spammer too stupid to figure out how to link. Now I will never know where to go to find battery.


    ...laptop battery.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (t+qrx)

    331 maybe she can suck the chrome of a trailer hitch
    Posted by: rhennigantx
    ---
    She looks like she has

    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (UUBmN)

    332 C U Next Tuesday Markle is a piece of work. Harry the Horsetrainer deserves her. The child does not.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2020 10:38 AM (b6UUO)

    333 Wow, that is one crazy, extreme dusting of snow we got last night. Good thing the jumpy Democrat ninny's cancelled everything today. Climate Chaos!

    Posted by: Chris M at January 11, 2020 10:38 AM (6XZdO)

    334 Your city streets are empty now.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:38 AM (PUmDY)

    335 Unseasonably warm here this week, and then it turns cold again.

    I predict everything will start to bud out, and then get zapped in a freeze.
    Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11,


    What is this "warm" you speak of?
    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    And what is "cold"? We usually get two seasons down here, January and SUMMER. Nowadays we don't even get January.

    WI sounds fascinating. No, I'm not being sarcastic.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:39 AM (MMdM/)

    336 Lace batteries for sale!

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:39 AM (m45I2)

    337 LAPTOP BATTERIES!

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2020 10:40 AM (KP5rU)

    338 maybe she can suck the chrome of a trailer hitch
    Posted by: rhennigantx
    ---
    She looks like she has
    Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020


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    I lost track. Are we talking about Markle or Paltrow? Or both?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:41 AM (MMdM/)

    339 Laptop Battery LLC forgot his lithium this morning.

    What? By definition he's bipolar! The cad!

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:41 AM (m45I2)

    340 And what is "cold"? We usually get two seasons down here, January and SUMMER. Nowadays we don't even get January.

    WI sounds fascinating. No, I'm not being sarcastic.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:39 AM (MMdM/)

    I'm in Louisiana. It rained last night and it must be around 70 right now. I like not having snow and ice to mess with but this is ridiculous.

    Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 10:41 AM (U7voe)

    341 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (fNFgo)

    Thanks for the creativity. However, none of you are teenagers that I know of.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (WI7YS)

    342 Posted by: Laptop Battery LLC at January 11, 2020 10:35 AM (I3U8v)

    Do you also have wigs, doors, handbags or machines for sale? If not, get off my blog.

    Posted by: Spam Inc at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (/LQkF)

    343 Butt Welded Lithium Batteries!

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (q1Pj5)

    344 Dice

    I read that Singapore used to stamp "Penalty for Drug Smuggling Is Death" on the passports of incoming travelers, too.

    Kind of an attention grabber. You could amuse your friends with that stamp when you got home, too.

    Posted by: mnw at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (Cssks)

    345 Laptop Battery LLC forgot his lithium this morning.

    What? By definition he's bipolar! The cad!
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:41 AM (m45I2)


    I was going to say something about "anodyne" but I made the mistake of looking up the etymology. Not related to anode at all

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (t+qrx)

    346 78 I subscribe to Stephen Green's motto: first cup so I don't die, second cup so I don't kill...

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 09:22 AM (fNFgo)

    excellent

    Posted by: m at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (Y3R0d)

    347 Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:30 AM (UUBmN

    They're a Christian College. Their diversity is already somewhat limited.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:43 AM (WI7YS)

    348 Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:26 AM (JFO2v)

    If you're my congregation, I gotta tell you-the salary leaves something to be desired-as in all of it.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:45 AM (WI7YS)

    349 mnw-

    Many countries in that part of Asia it is law. However, I have never seen that on a stamp.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2020 10:45 AM (b6UUO)

    350
    Has anyone mentioned "Perfume: the Story of a Murderer" in this thread yet?

    Cuz it sorta relates to the GP hoohah foofaraw.

    Excellent if creepy novel.

    And excellent if creepy movie. Frankly, I'm surprised that a story that relies so heavily on scent could make such a good movie.

    It's streaming on amazon if you're shut in today and wish to see it.

    Also, which I didn't know until now, Netfllix has a series adaptation of "Perfume".

    Not sure if they could get an extended series out of the story but a short limited series. Yeah, probably.

    Anyway, haven't seen it, so you're on your own there.

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2020 10:45 AM (q57gj)

    351 lololol spammer too stupid to figure out how to link.

    ********

    Maybe he's going for a dry sell.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:46 AM (m45I2)

    352 At least Laptop Battery LLC isn't in the pocket of Big Cranberry Sauce.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 11, 2020 10:46 AM (C1Lsn)

    353 Mulldoon!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:47 AM (Dc2NZ)

    354 126 they just did the pizza atm story on teevee nooz
    Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:35 AM (G546f)

    teevee "nooz"

    Posted by: m at January 11, 2020 10:47 AM (Y3R0d)

    355 Maybe he's going for a dry sell.
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:46 AM (m45I2)


    ...Muldoon said, acidly.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:47 AM (t+qrx)

    356 348 Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:26 AM (JFO2v)

    If you're my congregation, I gotta tell you-the salary leaves something to be desired-as in all of it.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:45 AM (WI7YS)

    Maybe is it one of those Exempt Positions.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (JFO2v)

    357 Do you also have wigs, doors, handbags or machines for sale? If not, get off my blog.
    Posted by: Spam Inc at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (/LQkF)

    I'm looking for a battery for my laptop lace wig. Can you help?

    Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (OX9vb)

    358 >>WI sounds fascinating. No, I'm not being sarcastic.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:39 AM (MMdM/)

    SE WI: right now 29° but windy enough to feel like 10. By Wednesday, a high of 40 but a low of -4. Snow, rain, freezing rain. It's a regular smorgasbord of weather!

    Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (Z/jzm)

    359 350 naturalfake

    I read that. I thought it was startling & unforgettable.

    I think there is a film, too. A German or French film, maybe.

    Posted by: mnw at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (Cssks)

    360 Fenelon, the problem with a degree is that it makes you unsuitable for most jobs. I have a BA and that really did keep me from taking jobs that I could have done well. mostly out of misplaced pride.

    Go look at some of the apprenticeship programs in your area as an option. They are shorter, and pay back faster. they are not all plumbing and ironwork, some are low voltage wiring (phone commo and other wiring) and a few others.

    Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (1glZx)

    361 Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2020 10:29 AM (sGotD)

    Yes, they are very brave.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (WI7YS)

    362 357

    Dammit, it's like I'm a novice. I meant to sock that Gwynneth Paltrow. *eyeroll

    Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (OX9vb)

    363 Link to battery: https://youtu.be/md3B3I7Nmvw

    Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (SchxB)

    364 I'm in Louisiana. It rained last night and it must be around 70 right now. I like not having snow and ice to mess with but this is ridiculous.
    Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    Vanya, it certainly is. Plus I have to listen all year 'round to people telling me how much they LOVE summer. Ha. If they had to work outdoors in this swampy heat for even one day, they'd sell their shriveled little raisin souls to get back into the A/C.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:49 AM (MMdM/)

    365 350
    Has anyone mentioned "Perfume: the Story of a Murderer" in this thread yet?


    ==

    me at 167

    gmta

    Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 10:49 AM (G546f)

    366 Does Paltrow road test each and every candle to get them to smell just like her vagina?

    Posted by: JoeF. at January 11, 2020 10:50 AM (D4YGe)

    367 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (fNFgo)

    Thanks for the creativity. However, none of you are teenagers that I know of.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (WI7YS)
    * * * *

    Chronologically, perhaps not. Mentally is a different story.

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:50 AM (fNFgo)

    368 WI sounds fascinating. No, I'm not being sarcastic.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:39 AM (MMdM/)

    SE WI: right now 29° but windy enough to feel like 10. By Wednesday, a high of 40 but a low of -4. Snow, rain, freezing rain. It's a regular smorgasbord of weather!
    Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    Here we have a steady buffet of warm, warm, hot, rainy and hot, rainy and warm, warm some more. Gah.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:50 AM (MMdM/)

    369 Thanks for the creativity. However, none of you are teenagers that I know of.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (WI7YS)

    Do you mean age or maturity level?

    Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (pXNaM)

    370 Perfume was an excellent novel. The opening paragraph is a tour de force.

    Posted by: JoeF. at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (D4YGe)

    371 Sigh. Just like MUMR, Laptop Batteries LLC doesn't even know that we are making fun of him.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (m45I2)

    372 I was shocking to see that battery spam here. I was re volted by such blatant cellmanship. Next I will find out he does not take charge cards.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)

    373 372 I was shocking to see that battery spam here. I was re volted by such blatant cellmanship. Next I will find out he does not take charge cards.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)

    Ohm my God...

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

    374 can almost hear my very British mother refer to Harry's wife as "that Markle woman" and to categorize her as "common".

    Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (Vf4Y7)



    Being common would be a step up for that gutter trash
    Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (7HweE)

    Mother Hate used "common" as an all purpose dismissive term.
    Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (y7DUB)

    I'm listening to Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis. He makes the point that there was no moral values attached to words like gentleman, lady or commoner.
    A gentleman was a man who held a title and was a landowner. A commoner was someone who didn't have a title and own land.
    A gentleman could be a nasty person and a commoner could have high values.

    Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (Uu+Jp)

    375 I was shocking to see that battery spam here. I was re volted by such blatant cellmanship. Next I will find out he does not take charge cards.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    Wonder if his company has an interstate sales department?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (MMdM/)

    376 Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (1glZx)

    I'm too long in the tooth to be an apprentice.

    Just kidding; I know you were talking about my son, and it's good advice, but he's not too good work with small motor skills. I would like him to check out apprenticeship programs, but right now he seems to have his heart set on college.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (WI7YS)

    377 me at 167

    gmta
    Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 10:49 AM (G546f)


    Yep.

    But, your mind is apparently faster.


    Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (q57gj)

    378 373 372 I was shocking to see that battery spam here. I was re volted by such blatant cellmanship. Next I will find out he does not take charge cards.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)

    Ohm my God...
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

    twinkle twinkle little star v=i times r

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (JFO2v)

    379 Okay, as long as we are all just milling around aimlessly, let me pose a question, merely out of curiosity.

    Do any of you ever use (in any way) doctor rating sites such as HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)

    380 >>Here we have a steady buffet of warm, warm, hot, rainy and hot, rainy and warm, warm some more. Gah.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:50 AM (MMdM/)

    Our cold january-february makes us really appreciate our warm(er) july-august . So far this has been a mild winter.... today is the 1st really yucky day we've had since the crazy Halloween Day "blizzard"

    Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (Z/jzm)

    381 Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (pXNaM)

    LOL.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:54 AM (WI7YS)

    382 378 373 372 I was shocking to see that battery spam here. I was re volted by such blatant cellmanship. Next I will find out he does not take charge cards.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)

    Ohm my God...
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

    twinkle twinkle little star v=i times r
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (JFO2v)

    Just figures you'd amp it up. Watt could possibly be next?

    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:54 AM (NWiLs)

    383 I lived in FLA for almost 6 years and never made 1 damn headline.

    I lived there for 17 years, and I never did or saw anything like the "Florida (wo)man" stuff that gets posted.

    Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2020 10:54 AM (6XLoz)

    384 I was shocking to see that battery spam here. I was re volted by such blatant cellmanship. Next I will find out he does not take charge cards.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)

    Ohm my God...
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

    twinkle twinkle little star v=i times r
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (JFO2v)

    Just figures you'd amp it up. Watt could possibly be next?
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    I figured someone would jump start the conversation.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:55 AM (MMdM/)

    385 Do any of you ever use (in any way) doctor rating sites such as HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)


    I do not, because I just get the next available appointment from the pool of doctors (more likely, PAs) at whichever particular specialty office I need at the time.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:56 AM (t+qrx)

    386 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:49 AM (MMdM/)

    Air conditioning is the greatest non-medical invention in human history

    Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 10:56 AM (U7voe)

    387 350 naturalfake

    I read that. I thought it was startling & unforgettable.

    I think there is a film, too. A German or French film, maybe.
    Posted by: mnw at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (Cssks)


    Yes!

    The novel kind of blew my mind.

    Very original idea brought to it's logical conclusion.

    Plus, opening up a whole new(ish) world to think about because smell is definitely the orphaned sense in most writing.

    Brilliant stuff. Hats off to Patrick Suskind!

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2020 10:56 AM (q57gj)

    388 379 Okay, as long as we are all just milling around aimlessly, let me pose a question, merely out of curiosity.

    Do any of you ever use (in any way) doctor rating sites such as HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)

    I use that and google. As I used to be in pharmaceutical sales if it is really important, go directly to a med school.

    Wife had a tumor inside mouth. I found head of neck and head cancer specialist at UTMB Dallas.

    I had to have cornea transplants. I go to the head of cornea dept at Baylor here in Houston.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:56 AM (JFO2v)

    389
    The FISC (Roberts?) appointed David Kris to help the FBI clean up their FISA mess.

    He's a Lawfare blogger, a critic of Nunes, and an apologist for the FBI.

    This is a massive cover-up attempt. And Chris Wray has to go also.

    https://preview.tinyurl.com/vajugme
    Posted by: IrishEi

    =======

    Maybe it's somewhere upthread, but the Powerline guys have commented on the results:

    >>Training is to be improved. New procedures are to be implemented. Protocols have been enhanced. FBI personnel will be instructed on the "errors and omissions" that were made in the Page FISA applications and associated processes.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (13CQC)

    390 "It also undermined the credibility of information provided by [Iranian] senior officials, who for three days had adamantly dismissed allegations of a missile strike as Western propaganda."

    Only a journalist could have sat scratching their head for 3 days and still talking about engine malfunctions and saying Iran ever had credibility. Show me an AP reporter who doesn't trust Iran more than the US I dare ya

    Posted by: Mst3k at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (DTxSf)

    391 Perfume was an excellent novel. The opening paragraph is a tour de force.


    *******

    And the overall sense of the novel was an eau d' cologne.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (m45I2)

    392 I was shocking to see that battery spam here. I was re volted by such blatant cellmanship. Next I will find out he does not take charge cards.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)

    Ohm my God...
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

    twinkle twinkle little star v=i times r
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (JFO2v)

    Just figures you'd amp it up. Watt could possibly be next?
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020

    *
    *

    I figured someone would jump start the conversation.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:55 AM (MMdM/)


    An ungrounded assumption.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (t+qrx)

    393 Our cold january-february makes us really appreciate our warm(er) july-august . So far this has been a mild winter.... today is the 1st really yucky day we've had since the crazy Halloween Day "blizzard"
    Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    I'd be glad to have a reason to appreciate warm weather. When you have it crammed down your throat, ground into your skin, and shoved up your nose for 10 months a year, you come to hate it.

    Well, I do, and sensible people do. Lousy-ana dwellers wallow in it like pigs in mud.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:58 AM (MMdM/)

    394 Do any of you ever use (in any way) doctor rating sites such as HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)
    * * * *

    Not really, only because the doc supply is quite limited here so I tend to take what is offered.

    In the past, I have used some bad ratings to stay away from this or that physician, but cannot tell you which site I viewed.

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:59 AM (fNFgo)

    395 392 I was shocking to see that battery spam here. I was re volted by such blatant cellmanship. Next I will find out he does not take charge cards.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)

    Ohm my God...
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

    twinkle twinkle little star v=i times r
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (JFO2v)

    Just figures you'd amp it up. Watt could possibly be next?
    Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020

    *
    *

    I figured someone would jump start the conversation.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:55 AM (MMdM/)

    An ungrounded assumption.
    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (t+qrx)

    The atmosphere here is electrifying.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:59 AM (JFO2v)

    396 >>Training is to be improved. New procedures are to be implemented. Protocols have been enhanced. FBI personnel will be instructed on the "errors and omissions" that were made in the Page FISA applications and associated processes.
    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (13CQC)

    Powerpoint presentations and new forms to correct systemic dishonesty and railroading political opponents?

    Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 10:59 AM (U7voe)

    397 I saw the Perfume movie. It was pretty good. Didn't know what it was about, just happened across it. It drew me in.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2020 11:00 AM (q1Pj5)

    398 Air conditioning is the greatest non-medical invention in human history
    Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    And it can be medical. Imagine lying in a hospital bed in 1940 in Charity Hospital with nothing but fans "cooling" you.

    I firmly believe that people did not willingly move to the Deep South or a hot parts of the Southwest until A/C became widespread.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:00 AM (MMdM/)

    399 Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)

    The only time I ever rated a doctor, I had been sent a questionnaire in the mail. I've never thought about rating one otherwise, and haven't heard of Health Grades before.

    The biggest reason I don't rate things in general is that I typically would have to create an account for any rating site, and I just don't feel like doing that most of the time.

    Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 11:01 AM (OX9vb)

    400
    Powerpoint presentations and new forms to correct systemic dishonesty and railroading political opponents?
    Posted by: Vanya

    =======

    Maybe the word "Lying" in big block letters with a red circle and slash over it.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 11, 2020 11:01 AM (13CQC)

    401 Acer battery Asus battery Compaq battery new low price Dell battery HP battery fresh stock OEM fit charge like new Lenovo battery 2020 inventory sale
    --------
    It's code! From the control center!!

    Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 11:02 AM (MVjcR)

    402 400
    Powerpoint presentations and new forms to correct systemic dishonesty and railroading political opponents?
    Posted by: Vanya

    =======

    Maybe the word "Lying" in big block letters with a red circle and slash over it.
    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 11, 2020 11:01 AM (13CQC)

    I think the CIA entry way has The Truth Will Set You Free

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 11:02 AM (JFO2v)

    403 Someone mentioned lace batteries. Maybe we are going to get spam about capacitor wigs next.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (MMdM/)

    404 Okay, as long as we are all just milling around aimlessly, let me pose a question, merely out of curiosity.

    Do any of you ever use (in any way) doctor rating sites such as HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)


    Online rating systems have to be one of the dumber things society has come up with... and the list of dumb things we've come up with in the internet age is, of course, nearly infinite.

    Not only are people dumb, but they generally don't share my experiences closely enough that THEIRS are bound to be a reflection of what mine will be.

    Not to mention, lots of places will tell you "please give us a 5/5, because anything less is the end of the world for our business."

    But then there will be some jackal who will rate their proctologist 1/5, because the pen didn't work when they were filling out their forms.

    Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (hku12)

    405 Do any of you ever use (in any way) doctor rating sites such as
    HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a
    physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?


    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)



    I have, mainly to get a general impression of the person (more helpful when there are a lot of reviews vs. just a few) but also because I've found I can often get an idea of how on time the office runs. Of course, doctors' offices are not generally known for punctuality, but I'll take notice if there are multiple reviews from people saying they waited an hour or more past their appointment times.

    Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (pXNaM)

    406 All these electricity puns have ran out of juice.

    Posted by: R Conrad at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (/LQkF)

    407 I'm too long in the tooth to be an apprentice.



    Just kidding; I know you were talking about my son, and it's good
    advice, but he's not too good work with small motor skills. I would
    like him to check out apprenticeship programs, but right now he seems to
    have his heart set on college.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (WI7YS)


    I know, right?

    I keep seeing that welders start at 35/hr and cuss. The down side is you have to work with welders.

    Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (1glZx)

    408 401 Acer battery Asus battery Compaq battery new low price Dell battery HP battery fresh stock OEM fit charge like new Lenovo battery 2020 inventory sale
    --------
    It's code! From the control center!!
    Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 11:02 AM (MVjcR)

    Or source code for the Jooz Weather Machine

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 11:04 AM (JFO2v)

    409 I figured someone would jump start the conversation.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:55 AM (MMdM/)

    An ungrounded assumption.
    Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (t+qrx)

    The atmosphere here is electrifying.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    Come on. We all have the capacitor to handle this.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:04 AM (MMdM/)

    410 Tell them you are an unofficial online chaplain of AoSHQ and then provide a link....Beats PhD , I say.
    Posted by: runner

    yeah....and tell them of some of the Horde members.....and how you made one go out and look at the full moon in his underwear.....in the winter.....

    Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 11:04 AM (arJlL)

    411 But then there will be some jackal who will rate their proctologist 1/5, because the pen didn't work when they were filling out their forms.
    Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (hku12)

    I look for procologist with small dainty hands!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 11:05 AM (JFO2v)

    412 But then there will be some jackal who will rate their proctologist 1/5, because the pen didn't work when they were filling out their forms.
    Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (hku12)

    I look for procologist with small dainty hands!
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    And of course a license plate that reads . . .

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:06 AM (MMdM/)

    413 I keep seeing that welders start at 35/hr and cuss. The down side is you have to work with welders.
    Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (1glZx)

    And if you're in the wrong place you're competing with every scumbag who hires border jumpers as welders. I've been to dockyards in south Louisiana (LOOKIN' AT YOU, BOLLINGER) where all the hose hookups for water, O2 and acetylene were labeled in Spanish.

    Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 11:06 AM (U7voe)

    414 If Durham doesn't release a report with indictments, there will be no limits to the FBI/

    Posted by: FloridaMan at January 11, 2020 11:07 AM (qvAoh)

    415 And it can be medical. Imagine lying in a hospital bed in 1940 in Charity Hospital with nothing but fans "cooling" you.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:00 AM (MMdM/)
    ~~~~~

    My mother labored for 12 hours with one of my brothers in 103 degrees in St. Luke's Hospital, NYC.

    She reminded us of that every year on his birthday.

    Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2020 11:07 AM (sGotD)

    416 Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 11:04 AM (arJlL)

    Yes, and if mention that the poster whom I told this to was an 20 year old college student, I'll be sure to get the job. However, I think you're a few years older than 20 and I never mentioned anything about underwear. If you went out in your underwear that's entirely on you.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 11:08 AM (WI7YS)

    417 All these electricity puns have ran out of juice.
    Posted by: R Conrad at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (/LQkF)

    Nah! Cad!

    Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 11, 2020 11:09 AM (Uu+Jp)

    418 All these electricity puns have ran out of juice.
    Posted by: R Conrad at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (/LQkF)

    Nah! Cad!
    Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    Down the tubes.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:11 AM (MMdM/)

    419 So glad y'all didn't wake me up earlier.

    A cat-unfriendly morning here at Casa Mañana.

    It's not the nice dusting of snow, still falling, so pretty, that disturbs me.

    It's the accompanying temperatures. 19°F tonight.

    * Remembers that I don't live in Chicago anymore *
    * pours another cup of coffee *
    * smiles bigly at the warmer forecasts starting tomorrow. *

    Posted by: mindful webworker - laughing all the way at January 11, 2020 11:11 AM (yT7Mu)

    420 >>Okay, as long as we are all just milling around aimlessly, let me pose a question, merely out of curiosity.

    Do any of you ever use (in any way) doctor rating sites such as HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?
    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)

    My 5 star primary-care dr. was the best. She knew her stuff, was amazing with her patients, she really cared. She had only high ratings from her patients and her staff loved her. She was forced out by mgmt after a healthcare takeover of the local hospital and clinic. Apparently she couldnt keep up with the appt level and time limits the paper pushers required. (She refused to comply). Many, many requests for her to be reinstated were not heard. She moved 50 miles out of the area to practice, and quite a few of her patients followed her. The 5 star rating made no difference to the mgmt

    Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 11:12 AM (Z/jzm)

    421 JOkes aside, I think Fen should mention all the interfaith stuff she
    does in her application. That will set her apart and ahead of other
    applicants in my opinion. Will be appreciated too by the college HR.


    She could list the Horde as references.


    Oh wait, that might not be such a good idea...

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 11:13 AM (HaL55)

    422 The only time I ever rated a doctor, I had been sent a questionnaire in the mail. I've never thought about rating one otherwise, and haven't heard of Health Grades before.

    -
    Those aren't accurate anyway because they pill only the survivors.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)

    423 How to Talk to Your Children about WW3 Cancellation.

    Posted by: Time at January 11, 2020 11:14 AM (1CjJc)

    424 A cat-unfriendly morning here at Casa Maņana.

    It's not the nice dusting of snow, still falling, so pretty, that disturbs me.

    It's the accompanying temperatures. 19°F tonight.

    * Remembers that I don't live in Chicago anymore *
    * pours another cup of coffee *
    * smiles bigly at the warmer forecasts starting tomorrow. *
    Posted by: mindful webworker - laughing all the way at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    Why cat-unfriendly? I'm sure yours will curl right up with you, or by the heater or fireplace. The little monsters love being warm.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:14 AM (MMdM/)

    425 Maybe the word "Lying" in big block letters with a red circle and slash over it.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 11, 2020 11:01 AM (13CQC)


    No, that's just what they will be expecting!

    Posted by: Rex Kramer at January 11, 2020 11:14 AM (q1Pj5)

    426 Ok, as someone who pays no attention to Brit royals, can anyone give me the one paragraph summary of what's so awful about the gal who married the prince?

    I know she's supposed to be black, even though she doesn't look it. So... what else is wrong with her?

    Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:15 AM (hku12)

    427 Is the food thread today or tomorrow?

    Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 11:15 AM (U7voe)

    428 Dumb f*ck threatens MAGA fan

    I suppose it's already been noted that this is metaphor for the entire political contest of 2020. (Simile? Synecdoche, perhaps?) Flippant feels-driven fool aggrevates man with a gun; peace and order prevails.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - whoopsie at January 11, 2020 11:16 AM (yT7Mu)

    429 Ok, as someone who pays no attention to Brit royals, can anyone give me the one paragraph summary of what's so awful about the gal who married the prince?

    I know she's supposed to be black, even though she doesn't look it. So... what else is wrong with her?
    Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    Hollywood SJW, and as such will infect Harry (if she hasn't already). Some say she lacks the class you'd expect from the royal family (see Kate Middleton for what a duchess should be like).

    And she's wedging Harry away from his family. That alone is bad news.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:17 AM (MMdM/)

    430 All these electricity puns have ran out of juice.
    Posted by: R Conrad at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (/LQkF)

    Let's get amped up.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (1CjJc)

    431 I know she's supposed to be black, even though she doesn't look it. So... what else is wrong with her?
    Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:15 AM (hku12)
    ---
    She's totally a Yoko and Harry has no personal agency.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (Dc2NZ)

    432 Steve McQueen's long-lost 'Bullitt' Ford Mustang sells for $3.4 M.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

    433 Love is an amazing song.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (PUmDY)

    434 Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:15 AM (hku12)

    Bit actress divorced at least once before minute levels of POC SJW See You Next Tuesday with chip on shoulder.

    Basically, if a neo-Nazi wrote a female SJW villain character designed to reinforce every stereotype about women, mixed race people and Leftist subversion of established institutions he'd write her.

    Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (U7voe)

    435 The 5 star rating made no difference to the mgmt

    *********

    One reason I posed the question is that I was noodling around at the web page of the facility I used to be affiliated to see if they had removed me from their site (they had). While there, I noticed that the department had published reviews of their physicians as a marketing tool. The reviews were generated from patient surveys generated internally, so no comparison to outside docs or competing groups. Two interesting observations.

    1. Of 45 docs in the department, only 22 had their star-rating published.

    2. Of those that were published the lowest rating was 4.5/5 and the average of all 22 was 4.77 stars.

    Smacks of manipulation of data, cherry picking or blatant fabrication to me.

    Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 11:19 AM (m45I2)

    436 No news about it but Friday the 100th mile of NEW wall was finished.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 11:19 AM (JFO2v)

    437 Noodus reality (and those challenged by it)

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:19 AM (MMdM/)

    438 Steve McQueen's long-lost 'Bullitt' Ford Mustang sells for $3.4 M.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020


    *
    *

    And no doubt the buyer will complain about the cost of an oil change and will take it to Speedy Lube.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:20 AM (MMdM/)

    439 Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 11:19 AM (m45I2)

    0/5 Amputated wrong leg.

    *I would not recommend this doctor to a friend

    Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 11:20 AM (U7voe)

    440 There's a NOOD in them thar hills !

    Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 11:20 AM (arJlL)

    441 Wild is the wind

    Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 11:21 AM (DFoXD)

    442 She's totally a Yoko and Harry has no personal agency.

    You still can't tell me Harry could've found some obscure, super-cute little British gal from a nice family to get hisself hitched up with.

    Yoko is an apt description of her. Lamprey is another one.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 11:21 AM (HaL55)

    443 Mom 'feels ugly and unattractive' after plastic surgeries

    -
    Well, at least she's still got her eyesight.

    https://fxn.ws/35CUYiQ

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)

    444 No news about it but Friday the 100th mile of NEW wall was finished.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 11:19 AM (JFO2v)


    The Pres mentioned it yesterday during his interview with Laura. Should sell a candle that smells like 'The Wall'.

    Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 11, 2020 11:22 AM (377Zs)

    445 Ok, as someone who pays no attention to Brit royals, can anyone give me the one paragraph summary of what's so awful about the gal who married the prince?

    I know she's supposed to be black, even though she doesn't look it. So... what else is wrong with her?
    Posted by: BurtTC

    She is a psychologist's wet dream.

    Daddy issues
    Mommy issues
    Control issues
    Attachment issues
    Narcissistic tendencies
    Attention seeking issues
    Self esteem issues
    SJW/woke issues

    and the worst of all, she's a millennial leftist, with all that entails.

    Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 11, 2020 11:22 AM (2GPSc)

    446 The Department of Homeland Security issued a rare warning to users of the popular Firefox browser, telling them to update their browsers immediately due to a recently detected vulnerability that could allow hackers to take control of their entire operating system.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM


    See! I told you but you wouldn't listen!

    Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 11, 2020 11:23 AM (r6GXX)

    447 I know she's supposed to be black, even though she doesn't look it. So... what else is wrong with her?


    Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:15 AM

    ---

    She is a stupid self absorbed biotch who only cares about herself. Oh and she is extremely woke too and she wants to cash in on being a "Royal".

    Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 11, 2020 11:23 AM (JUOKG)

    448 And she's wedging Harry away from his family. That alone is bad news.

    He may have always had his own romantic notions of being out on his own. Which would make her perfect for him. However, he's only ever going to make a living by being a famous royal, so I don't see where this gets him

    Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 11:24 AM (nIvDu)

    449 Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:15 AM (hku12)

    Bit actress divorced at least once before minute levels of POC SJW See You Next Tuesday with chip on shoulder.

    Basically, if a neo-Nazi wrote a female SJW villain character designed to reinforce every stereotype about women, mixed race people and Leftist subversion of established institutions he'd write her.
    Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (U7voe)


    So she's had public incidents? Makes public pronouncements?

    What I guess I'm wondering is, are people getting tabloid "news" about her, or are there actual incidents she's known to have done?

    I mean, besides not being classy enough for the royals, and/or she's a lefty, I'm still not sure what's supposed to be doing that's so bad.

    Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:24 AM (hku12)

    450 Prince Harry used to be my favorite. Despite the rumors about his supposed father, he looks more like Henry VIII than any of them. But here's what I can't get past: Meghan Markle had a son in her second marriage. Ever hear about him? Did he go to this wedding? She probably abandoned him before she met Harry, so he can't be held guilty. But if ever a man should understand the sadness of being a motherless boy, Harry is that man. Yet he's a co-conspirator in letting it continue. Grrr.

    Posted by: Wenda at January 11, 2020 11:24 AM (oS/8T)

    451 No news about it but Friday the 100th mile of NEW wall was finished.

    That's four more miles in the last three weeks, I think.

    The last step will be to electrify the whole thing with nuclear power plants. World's biggest bug zapper.

    Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 11:28 AM (lK7fO)

    452 Prince Harry used to be my favorite. Despite the
    rumors about his supposed father, he looks more like Henry VIII than any
    of them. But here's what I can't get past: Meghan Markle had a son in
    her second marriage. Ever hear about him? Did he go to this wedding? She
    probably abandoned him before she met Harry, so he can't be held
    guilty. But if ever a man should understand the sadness of being a
    motherless boy, Harry is that man. Yet he's a co-conspirator in letting
    it continue. Grrr.

    Posted by: Wenda at January 11, 2020 11:24 AM (oS/8T)

    Archie is the son from her second marriage. She's only been married once before (divorced in 2014) and she was dating someone around the time she met Harry.

    Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 11:34 AM (pXNaM)

    453 About that woman and anyone actually, who avoids AA because of the higher power part.
    I knew a man who frequented meetings. He said he was an atheist. His higher power was the Seattle PD.
    This was in the early '80's when drunk in public would get you an ass whipping. He'd had some experience with that.

    Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 11, 2020 11:37 AM (Tt761)

    454 Vendette, pretty sure Meghan was married in her teens and it was annulled. Perhaps that doesn't count as a marriage?

    Posted by: Wenda at January 11, 2020 11:52 AM (oS/8T)

    455 Vendette, pretty sure Meghan was married in her teens and it was annulled. Perhaps that doesn't count as a marriage?

    Posted by: Wenda at January 11, 2020 11:52 AM (oS/8T)

    If it's annulled it's like the marriage never happened.

    Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 11:55 AM (pXNaM)

    456 Well, the Ben-Gay is kicking in. I had a bit of admiration for Prince Harry when he was doing Forward Air Control in the Stan. He was wearing an ID strip that said, simply Wales. Now, the Royal Family pulled him from front line duty, and I can see that, he being a prize hostage. Now, he is a prized hostage.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 11, 2020 01:26 PM (C1Lsn)

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