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Ayatollah Khameini Cries Like a Bitch Over Suleimani's Casket, Blubbers Something About Revenge
Weeping amid wails from a crowd of hundreds of thousands of mourners, Iran’s supreme leader Monday prayed over the remains of a top Iranian general killed in a U.S. airstrike in Baghdad, an attack that’s drastically raised tensions between Tehran and Washington. The targeted killing of Gen. Qassem Suleimani already has seen his replacement vow to take revenge. Additionally, Tehran has abandoned the remaining limits of its 2015 nuclear deal with world powers in response to the slaying, In Iraq, the parliament has called for the expulsion of all American troops from Iraqi soil. The developments could bring Iran closer to building a nuclear bomb or set off a proxy or military attack launched by Tehran against America and enable Islamic State to stage a comeback in Iraq, making the Middle East a far more dangerous and unstable place. ... Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei himself prayed over the caskets of Suleimani and others slain in the attack. Khamenei, who had a close relationship with Suleimani, wept at one point during the traditional Muslim prayers for the dead. The crowd wailed.Trump responded to the Iran-dominated Iraq parliament's nonbinding resolution demanding the US leave Iraq with a threat for Iraq, too:
Below: A hilarious flight back to Teheran for the Quds terrorists.
Adding to the tensions, President Trump threatened to demand billions of dollars in compensation from Iraq or impose "sanctions like they've never seen before" if it goes through with expelling U.S. troops.
Footage from #QasemSoleimani’s final flight. That must be really awkward for the other living passengers... https://t.co/Upvc5Z1Dho
— Anna Ahronheim (@AAhronheim) January 6, 2020
תיעוד וידאו מהטיסה האחרונה: מעניין מה עובר בראש לנוסעים כשמאחוריהם ארונו של סולימאני pic.twitter.com/q9fUplVuj0
— roi kais • רועי קייס (@kaisos1987) January 6, 2020
Exhibit 1,046: https://t.co/ZHoKM4xkEJ pic.twitter.com/f85QijR4dI
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 6, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 01:30 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 01:31 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at January 06, 2020 01:31 PM (xqcFU)
Posted by: BignJames at January 06, 2020 01:31 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 06, 2020 01:31 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 06, 2020 01:32 PM (fmexF)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 06, 2020 01:33 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 01:33 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2020 01:33 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2020 01:33 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 06, 2020 01:33 PM (lyaJC)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2020 01:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 01:34 PM (bDqIh)
Some genius always steps up and tries something similar when I fly.
If I ever hit the Powerball, I'm getting a subscription to NetJets.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2020 01:34 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 01:34 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2020 01:34 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2020 01:33 PM (6XlcD)
Well it was already char broiled, so it was pretty clean
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2020 01:34 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 01:34 PM (DuZls)
-Trump
*attacks US embassy*
-Iran (through a proxy)
"Fine."
-Trump
*dead Iranian general*
"Now. Come to the table and we'll make your nation great."
-Trump
"We shall destroy you!"
-Iran
Have I got it right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 01:34 PM (zZbCU)
These murderous Shia types seem to burst in tears like little bitches a whole lot. Maybe it's the lack of bacon?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
Unlike in Scotland where the sheep remain quiet, in Iran the goats talked?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 06, 2020 01:34 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Obama outlawed catastrophic plans by requiring everyone to buy one at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (d8Ntl)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2020 01:34 PM (NVYyb)
Hey let's not get carried away now!
Posted by: Khameini at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (lyaJC)
Posted by: Buckaroo at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (6egPo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (6XlcD)
I'm betting it was pretty light.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2020 01:35 PM (Ciifn)
@IlhanMN
Trump needs to immediately divest from his businesses and comply with
the emoluments clause. Iran could threaten Trump hotels *worldwide* and
he could provoke war over the loss of revenue from skittish guests.
His business interests should not be driving military decisions.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (Zxs9d)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (45lFm)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (GMR//)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (45lFm)
Posted by: Epstein's Suicide Coach at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Or offered him nuts... I stole that from someone in the other thread
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: huerfano at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (Zxs9d)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (GMR//)
fuck, now I am hungry
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Obama outlawed catastrophic plans by requiring everyone to buy one at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (d8Ntl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (NVYyb)
Attendant to passenger: Still?
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (Z1ykJ)
-Trump
"We shall destroy you!"
-Iran
Have I got it right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 01:34 PM (zZbCU)
Kim sits in the corner, sweating nervously.
Trump: "He chose poorly. You like your generals, right? C'mon, stop being violent, and I'll hook you up with a team that does great luxury hotels."
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (LvgPb)
--
Oh, great. Now we'll get a bunch of jokes about that soccer player hottie for the next two minutes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Obama outlawed catastrophic plans by requiring everyone to buy one at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (d8Ntl)
Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (Zxs9d)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (lyaJC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Obama outlawed catastrophic plans by requiring everyone to buy one at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (d8Ntl)
Posted by: pep at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (T6t7i)
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh baby, I hate to go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Posted by: John Denver at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (GMR//)
Posted by: huerfano at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (9dnxb)
Packing worms.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (Z1ykJ)
10 Hey I would have droned the Funeral, but that's just me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2020 01:33 PM (cEsB
That's why you're my favorite dentist
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Yes... too bad.
Posted by: USS Vincennes at January 06, 2020 01:39 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)
========
It really did need a lanky redheaded comedian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 01:39 PM (zZbCU)
he could provoke war over the loss of revenue from skittish guests.
___________
Perhaps we should go to war over American businesses.
We are Americans. We should be able to put a hotel wherever we want knowing that anyone who messes with it will face severe consequences.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 01:39 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2020 01:39 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (Zxs9d)
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Nah, you get the idea that him and Eva Braun were shacking up by reading the right history.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 01:39 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2020 01:39 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (Zxs9d
Judge Judy endorses Bloomberg.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 01:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Zombie Casey Kasem at January 06, 2020 01:39 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 06, 2020 01:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 06, 2020 01:39 PM (YslsA)
If a terrorist nation has you afraid to fight back against them, they've already beaten you.
Posted by: Epstein's Suicide Coach at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (oVJmc)
And if you are giving them 1 bozillion dollars of palletized cash that means they are sexing up your wife while you watch and making you clean up the mess.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (Zxs9d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2020 01:38 PM (Zxs9d)
Not after that first evening in Hell.
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (GMR//)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: mnw at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (Cssks)
Thankyou for flying Martyr Airlines.
Posted by: Don Q at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: You're welcome at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (NVYyb)
It's funny because Conan the comedian likes to travel to countries Trump has insulted to show his fans how awesome they are (see: Conan in Haiti, Cuba, etc.).
I'd prefer the Conan doggy on the flight to provide comfort to the lve passengers.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (Zxs9d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (Kpl3J)
I was thinking some of that black Prime tape would make an awesome edit.
Or a video of some porch pirates carrying off the box...
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (Z1ykJ)
Or in other words, not acting like a groveling beta-nation scared shitless of you Islamic thugs.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 01:42 PM (H8QX8)
Did he pay attention during the flight safety demonstration?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
It was all written in arabic on the side of the Hellfire missile.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 06, 2020 01:42 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 01:42 PM (ymnmz)
Salmonella's casket in the back of a Chevy truck. Had a vanity license
plate that said "Talk to the hand."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (sWM8x)
Dammit. *mops keyboard*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2020 01:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 01:42 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 06, 2020 01:42 PM (lyaJC)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2020 01:42 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 01:42 PM (GMR//)
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (Zxs9d)
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Yes.
Posted by: The Paolo at January 06, 2020 01:42 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 06, 2020 01:43 PM (cD446)
Or a video of some porch pirates carrying off the box...
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (Z1ykJ)
And then a clip of them saying "Damn! That was some nasty Beef Jerky!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 01:43 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2020 01:43 PM (cEsBM)
*BREAKING* Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and the Squad to lead official Democrat delegation to Soleimani funeral.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (NVYyb)
Seriously?...I can't tell.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 01:43 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2020 01:43 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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If that is true, and their aircraft was inexplicably shot down, the fight between who takes credit would be glorious.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2020 01:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 06, 2020 01:43 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 06, 2020 01:44 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2020 01:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
He wasn't at the Baghdad airport by any chance, was he? *crosses fingers*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2020 01:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2020 01:44 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Seat 12A Passenger at January 06, 2020 01:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 06, 2020 01:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 01:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
NOW you fucking drone it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 01:44 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 01:45 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 06, 2020 01:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (ptqGC)
Team America!
Fuck Yeah!
For some reason they did not walk out on the movie!
Posted by: Don Q at January 06, 2020 01:45 PM (NgKpN)
Please put on your safety belts, and lock your casket lids in an upright position.
Thankyou for flying Martyr Airlines.
Posted by: Don Q at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (NgKpN)
Please extinguish all your smoking materials.... oooo ohhh ahhhh sory about that.
Posted by: Some Stewardess at January 06, 2020 01:45 PM (ymnmz)
Crush your enemies.
See them sent home in a shoe box.
Hear the lamentations of the leftists.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Terrorism it was on my mind
I straddled that Greyhound
And rode it into Quom
And on across Iraqi Lines
We had motor trouble that turn into a struggle
Half an hour from Baggage Claim
And that hound broke down and left us all stranded
When the fire it started to rain
Right away I brought me a through train ticket
Ridin cross that old river Styxx
And I was on that midnight flyer back out of Bagdhad
Smoking up the seats 32 - 36
Posted by: With apologies to Mr Berry at January 06, 2020 01:45 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 06, 2020 01:45 PM (45lFm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2020 01:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Or CoCo the gorilla in a masturbating fit
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2020 01:46 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2020 01:45 PM (ptqGC)
Same audience.
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2020 01:46 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 06, 2020 01:46 PM (hmgiv)
They're the Vulcans of the Middle East.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 06, 2020 01:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
NOW you fucking drone it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 01:44 PM (JtBPN)
So they're volunteering to become hostages? How thoughtful.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 06, 2020 01:46 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Roy
At which point, ANY, and I mean ANY socializing with iranians IS treason.
The whole "giving aid and comfort to the enemy" shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 01:46 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 06, 2020 01:46 PM (BJKQV)
Cardboard caskets wrapped up like Xmas presents?
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2020 01:46 PM (v0R5T)
Maybe these betters in the MFM can tell us the magic number of maimed and dead Americans they will tolerate before oking that we actually do something about it.
Posted by: LASue at January 06, 2020 01:46 PM (C5Lvr)
Mullah's Tears
1 oz. tears from a terror-supporting Muslim holy man
2 oz. camel urine
.5 oz. Polonium
olive for garnish
Shake, pour into cocktail glass. Drink.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: James Taylor at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (GMR//)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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If that is true, and their aircraft was inexplicably shot down, the fight between who takes credit would be glorious.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2020 01:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Deny their Visas. This borders on Treason, and the Constitution specifically says that the Speech and Debate clause is NOT operational, when it comes to treason.
Which is giving Aid, and Comfort, to the enemy.
Posted by: Don Q at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (NgKpN)
Four cans of SPAM.
Stewardess, there's a terrible odor coming from the seat in front of me.
Posted by: Archer at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (gmo/4)
Mullah's Tears
1 oz. tears from a terror-supporting Muslim holy man
2 oz. camel urine
.5 oz. Polonium
olive for garnish
Shake, pour into cocktail glass. Drink.
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (fK2gX)
Float some 151 on top and light.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: blaster at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (9VeU0)
@ChloeSalsameda
#NEW: Los Angeles County prosecutors are expected to announce new sex crime charges against Harvey Weinstein today.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2020 01:43 PM (cEsBM)
Khomeini's funeral was better, especially the part where they pulled the body out of the casket and looted it. LOLGF.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
I can think of some Marine and Army families that might be willing to help the press through their grief.
And by help, I mean the kind that involves a hickory shampoo.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (oBfF8)
So his daughter Zaineb spoke at his "services" and threatened America.
I'm amazed, she is quite attractive (link in my nic if this works).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 06, 2020 01:46 PM (hmgiv)
........
Please return dead people to upright position.
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (WI7YS)
I would think that rows 37 to 39 would complain.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (YslsA)
They were taking him to the HOSPITAL!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton Lies at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (KATBx)
=====
Yeah, it wasn't just the ficus!
Posted by: Potted Palms at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (vg8iE)
110 *BREAKING* Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and the Squad to lead official Democrat delegation to Soleimani funeral.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
----
If that is true, and their aircraft was inexplicably shot down, the fight between who takes credit would be glorious.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2020 01:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Deny their Visas. This borders on Treason, and the Constitution
specifically says that the Speech and Debate clause is NOT operational,
when it comes to treason.
Which is giving Aid, and Comfort, to the enemy.
Posted by: Don Q at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (NgKpN)
Could PDT cancel their plane while they are sitting on the tarmac.....again?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (ymnmz)
I'm amazed, she is quite attractive (link in my nic if this works).
I doubt he was raping the cull.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
How long before Pete Buttigieg holds up one of those clay Uncle Sam puppets on a stick in protest while Liz Warren lights it on fire?
Posted by: Boswell at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (GMR//)
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Nor will I.
Posted by: SMH at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (cGlgB)
----------------
Booooooooooooo
- Golden Globe Attendees
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (sX1BW)
Please put on your safety belts, and lock your casket lids in an upright position.
Thankyou for flying Martyr Airlines.
Posted by: Don Q at January 06, 2020 01:40 PM (NgKpN)
Please extinguish all your smoking materials.... oooo ohhh ahhhh sory about that.
Posted by: Some Stewardess at January 06, 2020 01:45 PM (ymnmz)
Just, no more Hand Jokes, OK?
Posted by: Michelle Fields. at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: James Taylor at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (IttZ7)
I'm thinking Yakkety Sax might be the most appropriate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (xfb67)
We are Americans. We should be able to put a hotel wherever we want
knowing that anyone who messes with it will face severe consequences.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 01:39 PM (sX1BW)
*
The left does everything from the position of victimhood.No pride. No spine. No Valor.
Posted by: dananjcon at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (u6xw0)
You've got red on you.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (kw0bd)
----------------
Booooooooooooo
- Golden Globe Attendees
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (sX1BW)
============
"Harvey Weinstein is god."
-Meryl Streep
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (yQpMk)
What is the press' principle on this?
Exhibit 1:
* Obama has an embassy attacked in Libya, does nothing. The press was on board with the action.
* Trump has an embassy attacked in Iraq, ramps up deployment and sends in the military to defend the installation. The press argues that that this is an escalation
There is a consistent principle here, so no problem. The principle espoused is "don't defend out embassies." Bad principle, but principle nonetheless.
Exhibit 2:
* Obama wages outright war on Libya, collapsing the regime. The press is enthusiastic about it.
* Trump declines to escalate a war with Syria. The press declares him a traitor.
What is the principle here? War is good?
Exhibit 3:
* Obama assassinated bin Laden in a daring raid. The press was enthusiastic to extreme degrees.
* Trump assassinated al-Baghdadi in a daring raid. The press was thoroughly opposed, to the point of writing hagiographies about al-Baghdadi.
Same question: what is the principle here? Is assassinating key terror leaders good or bad?
Exhibit 4:
* Obama routinely assassinated terrorists, some of whom were American citizens, via drone strikes. Obama declared that these were dangerous men who were plotting against Americans. The press basically didn't cover it at all. Where they did cover it, it was encouraging and helpful. When covered, it was war coverage.
* Trump kills a uniformed military officer of a belligerant power who was involved in attacking an embassy, the IED strategy that slaughtered American servicemen, and who per the administration was plotting against Americans. The press has denounced the president, claimed his actions are illegal assassinations and written hagiographies about the victim. Coverage is extensive, and is political coverage and not war coverage.
Again, no principle here that I can identify. Is targeted killing good or bad?
The press are enemies of the country, period. They lie all the time. When they don't lie, they're uninformed and wrong. Despite their track record of deceit and failure, they fall back on their "principles" to describe their reportage.
Where are those principles? What are they? Who articulated them? I know I'm just some nobody, but it appears to me that the only principle they have is "glorify the state, destroy anyone opposed to the state." There is a subordinate principle of "glorify Democrats, destroy Republicans" but I think this is secondary.
I hate these people with an undying, burning passion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Ah, HELL no!
Posted by: pep at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (lyaJC)
Every one of their tweets is basically a variation of groundwork eager to follow up with "and I told you so"
Just like they wish for dead school kids to prove we need more gun control; they're wishing for more dead Americans (hopefully from red states) to prove we need more Obama cowardice and prostration
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (vPKfA)
OK, since we're past 100 I've got a question that's probably more appropriate for the ONT, but what the hell. What's a good reasonably priced Bourbon that's fits equally well for sippin' or mixing?
Not currently a Bourbon aficionado, but I'm willing to learn.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (7ZQe3)
Yes, that is his daughter in my nic.
I'm sure you'll agree that she might be one of those 72 virgins that martyrs meet up with in heaven, as I don't think she's in much danger of losing that status while she's on earth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: ALICE IN CHAINS at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM (Ayk4B)
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (Zxs9d
........
Corky endorses Biden.
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: James Taylor at January 06, 2020 01:47 PM (IttZ7)
I'm thinking Yakkety Sax might be the most appropriate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.
Posted by: Don Q at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 01:45 PM (ejd/p)
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle.
Posted by: Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM (LvgPb)
I hate these people with an undying, burning passion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (I2dne)
============
They are partisans without ideals in pursuit of power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM
Worked with an Iranian woman, once, whose family was smart enough to get out of Dodge in '79. She was smokin' hot.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 01:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Good question. When was the last time he met with Javad Zarif?
Also, did his son in law go back to Iran for the funeral?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 01:52 PM (bDqIh)
You're both humped.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2020 01:52 PM (FOGOI)
This means we are at war (our acknowledgement or not of the declaration has no bearing), and this level of socializing is treason by definition.
Let them go. Arrest them for cause when they return.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 06, 2020 01:52 PM (J+mig)
I'm amazed, she is quite attractive (link in my nic if this works).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (M9ntN)
That's a MAN, baby!
Posted by: blaster at January 06, 2020 01:52 PM (9VeU0)
--------------
Remember he's the more dumb one. And his brother is pretty dumb.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (sX1BW)
Its pretty obvious the left expected something very different from Iraq this new year and are terribly disappointed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Archer at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2020 01:49 PM (RueoN)
What kept happening was that every time the stewardess turned her back, that guy would knock loudly, and then he'd take his hand away quick and say "Stewardess! Help me, I heard knocking coming from the box!!!"
and then they'd open the box and say "Alright??"
and the box would say "s'allright."
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (Kpl3J)
What's a good reasonably priced Bourbon that's fits equally well for sippin' or mixing?
Not currently a Bourbon aficionado, but I'm willing to learn.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (7ZQe3)
Even Williams 1783
Posted by: fktheleft at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (45lFm)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (e1mEI)
---
Not a Cowboys fan, I take it.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: fktheleft at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (I54dk)
What's a good reasonably priced Bourbon that's fits equally well for sippin' or mixing?
Not currently a Bourbon aficionado, but I'm willing to learn.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (7ZQe3)
Even Williams 1783
Posted by: fktheleft at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (I54dk)
============
Elijah Craig
Four Roses Single Barrel
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Constantine XI at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (yiAMj)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (x9jeR)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (GMR//)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (vPKfA)
---------
They are terrified that this "idiot" Trump may succeed where their oh so well thought out theories repeatedly failed.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (BJKQV)
Trump needs to immediately divest from his businesses and comply with
the emoluments clause. Iran could threaten Trump hotels *worldwide* and
he could provoke war over the loss of revenue from skittish guests.
His business interests should not be driving military decisions.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++++
Uhh, Ilhan? I hate to break it to you, but this is already done. I know it was before you were elected, but before Trump was sworn in, he divested himself of all the "Trump Organizations" and transferred ownership to his children, most of whom are not in politics.
Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Fritz at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (6+bVo)
Genetics. The Persian empire imported the most beautiful women in the world to be in their harems and the offspring show. Plus, Persian genetics seem to be quite pleasant anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)
BWAHHAHAAHAA
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Shhhhh at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (NSFCQ)
-----------
May?
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (sX1BW)
OK, since we're past 100 I've got a question that's probably more appropriate for the ONT, but what the hell. What's a good reasonably priced Bourbon that's fits equally well for sippin' or mixing?
Not currently a Bourbon aficionado, but I'm willing to learn.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (7ZQe3)
Maker's Mark and Evan Williams are decent entry-level bourbons.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (NWiLs)
Every one of their tweets is basically a variation of groundwork eager to follow up with "and I told you so"
Just like they wish for dead school kids to prove we need more gun control; they're wishing for more dead Americans (hopefully from red states) to prove we need more Obama cowardice and prostration
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (vPKfA)
I agree. Anything just to be able to blame Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (LvgPb)
I don't know how Ace forgot to put that AiC tune up there?
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM (LvgPb)
AC/DC -- T.N.T.
Def Leppard - Rocket
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (N39Ws)
oh, so that was sarc?
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (45lFm)
Posted by: James Taylor
The Hokey Pokey
"Put your left hand, take your left hand out..."
oops...
Posted by: Boswell at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (32YRo)
and then they'd open the box and say "Alright??"
and the box would say "s'allright."
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Heh. I was wondering how to get a Senor Wences reference in there. You did it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (xfb67)
Heh.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (lyaJC)
It also could have made 40 year old McCown think he could outrun Clowney.
Posted by: x at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (nFwvY)
This is not a statement of politics or concern. Its a suggestion, a call to action.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Frieda Kahlo at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 06, 2020 01:50 PM (vPKfA)
---------
They are terrified that this "idiot" Trump may succeed where their oh so well thought out theories repeatedly failed.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (BJKQV)
===========
And they want the economy to crash.
And vaping pens to explode.
And oil to spill
And waters to rise.
These are people who wish ill on the majority of the world to make themselves feel better and acquire power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (M9ntN)
@IlhanMN
Trump needs to immediately divest from his businesses and comply with
the emoluments clause. Iran could threaten Trump hotels *worldwide* and
he could provoke war over the loss of revenue from skittish guests.
His business interests should not be driving military decisions.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++++
Uhh, Ilhan? I hate to break it to you, but this is already done. I
know it was before you were elected, but before Trump was sworn in, he
divested himself of all the "Trump Organizations" and transferred
ownership to his children, most of whom are not in politics.
Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (I2dne)
Wasn't she the Einstein paying her boyfriends out of campaign cash?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 01:54 PM (I2dne)
---
Plus, it's totally not emoluments.
The Dems undeclared war on the English language rages on.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (DuZls)
They gave him a window seat. And an aisle seat. And a middle seat.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (NWiLs)
* Obama wages outright war on Libya, collapsing the regime. The press is enthusiastic about it.
* Trump declines to escalate a war with Syria. The press declares him a traitor.
I seem to recall Hillary laughing about it on camera - "We came, we saw, we killed you ahahahahahaha" or something like that.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 01:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2020 01:41 PM (NVYyb)
++++++++++++
All you need to know. The Democrats are broken and need to be destroyed. We can have a canter-left party (in fact, we need one), but these guys are just enemies. It isn't an American delegation - it's a Democrat delegation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (I2dne)
I'm assuming this is parody. I can't be sure anymore.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (H8QX8)
What is the first coach passengers not to complain about legroom, Alex?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: fktheleft at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM
I need to get a bottle just for fun to keep on my sideboard. The house was built in 1783.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: blaster at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Archer at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (u6xw0)
I'm amazed, she is quite attractive (link in my nic if this works).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (M9ntN)
She'll be on "The View" soon....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: nip at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (Izot6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2020 01:53 PM (KZzsI)
It was supposed to be a coup that ended with an Iranian puppet regime. Trump just blew up the prime mover of the plot. The globalists didn't see it coming, their plan is collapsing, and they didn't have a backup.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (KATBx)
oh, so that was sarc?
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks
======
In fact, it was a trap.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (M9ntN)
I'm assuming this is parody. I can't be sure anymore.
-------------
She is 1/1045th persian.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (Ciifn)
2 oz. camel urine
.5 oz. Polonium
olive for garnish"
LOL! 14g of Po210 would generate almost 2kW of heat, and would be enough to kill 700 million people.
Posted by: Chris M at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (eAZVt)
oh, so that was sarc?
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks
======
In fact, it was a trap.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (M9ntN)
Traps are ghey.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cheri at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (oiNtH)
I'm amazed, she is quite attractive (link in my nic if this works).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (M9ntN)
She looks like she's working on a five o'clock shadow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (ptqGC)
I believe that honor goes to Stephen Hawking.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (yQpMk)
More like ''Dust in the wind..". Burning hot dust but still dust.
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: nip at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (Izot6)
I didn't
/puts down his game controller
Posted by: Drone Pilot at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (NgKpN)
I would think that rows 37 to 39 would complain.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 06, 2020 01:48 PM (YslsA
Uh, I think they will jack up seat prices.
"Now you can sit in the bloodstained seat that held the body of The Martyr."
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Don McClean at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (aKsyK)
I'm assuming this is parody. I can't be sure anymore.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (H8QX
Parody is so dead they put it in a cardboard box and flew it to Tehran.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (RD7QR)
I'm assuming this is parody. I can't be sure anymore.
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She is 1/1045th persian.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (sX1BW)
So moar persian than injun?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (xfb67)
241 He misses his friend.
Posted by: nip at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (Izot6)
I didn't
/puts down his game controller
Posted by: Drone Pilot at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (NgKpN)
/and levels up
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Funeral Songs at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (LvgPb)
-
Cheap jack or Jim for mixing.
I like Woodford Reserve for reasonable sipping.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (cMVmc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
_______________
Somebody did a funny graphic. First panel shows Smoked Salami Terrorist asking: "Is this president going to send us pallets full of cash like Obama did?" Second panel shows Trump smiling, and he says "Sure, wait for it at the airport." LOL.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (k4dH2)
No, they don't.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Cheri at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (H9cB7)
No more hand Jokes!
I mean it!
Posted by: Michelle Fields..... at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Archer at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Don McClean at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (ymnmz)
That reminds me - I could really go for a beejer right about now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (Uu+Jp)[/]
Golf clap.
Posted by: Kazi at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (0x00j)
What is the first coach passengers not to complain about legroom, Alex?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (JFO2v)
.........
Could've at least used some of Barry's Bribe money for first class. Sheesh.
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (v0R5T)
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle.
Posted by: Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy at January 06, 2020 01:51 PM
Dood. Y'all say that every time.
Couldn't you be inclusive and include an Aggie 'gig 'em' sign?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (pMesZ)
Salami couldn't sleep at night
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2020 02:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 06, 2020 02:00 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew
Sure, let's call it blood.
Posted by: pep at January 06, 2020 02:00 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: nip at January 06, 2020 02:00 PM (Izot6)
Posted by: The Flight Attendant at January 06, 2020 02:00 PM (yQpMk)
PDT needs to have some of these parents sitting next to the First Lady at the SOTU.
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2020 02:00 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:01 PM (cMVmc)
Posted by: Dead Salami at January 06, 2020 02:01 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: PETER AND GORDON at January 06, 2020 02:01 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2020 02:01 PM (7HtZB)
Anybody want a peanut?
Posted by: The Flight Attendant at January 06, 2020 02:00 PM (yQpMk)
We'll be by shortly with finger sandwiches.
Posted by: The other Flight Attendant at January 06, 2020 02:01 PM (N39Ws)
It's some of the most disgusting anti American bleating I've ever heard.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 02:01 PM (GMR//)
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2020 02:01 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 06, 2020 02:02 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: The Flight Attendant at January 06, 2020 02:00 PM
*shakes fist*
So close.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 02:02 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:02 PM (cMVmc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB6l4i-zA_Q&feature=emb_logo
Posted by: PETER AND GORDON
I Fall To Pieces
--Patsy Cline
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:02 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2020 02:02 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 02:02 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: The Flight Attendant at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (yQpMk)
.......
I'm just surprised they're not throwing him a month long McFuneral over here.
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 01:56 PM (ejd/p)
Good stuff. I've bought it for about $12 a fifth at Total Wine stores in Florida. We have state stores here, and relative pricing brand-to-brand (except for high end stuff) is out of whack with what I see in stores in freer states.
Posted by: fktheleft at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (I54dk)
Possibly. He may have fooled around with his niece (?) Geli Raul and he did ¨marry" Eva Braun for a few days, but he was mostly asexual.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (wzVKm)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
more like the carrion luggage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Archer at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (gmo/4)
Asia
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (FzCFp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM
On March 14th, you can get a steak, as well.
Posted by: Hallmark at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (pMesZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Don McClean at January 06, 2020 01:58 PM (ymnmz)
That reminds me - I could really go for a beejer right about now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 06, 2020 01:59 PM (NWiLs)
LOL
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++
Rim shot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Bette Midler at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:01 PM (cMVmc)
Do they think the terrorists know the NYT building is iconic in America?
Posted by: Ha at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (NSFCQ)
My guess is that Kerry was working to set up protests all across Iraq to "spontaneously" erupt at some event, but the Iranians had other ideas and saw another embassy they could take over and get hostages from.
Its even possible Kerry nudged them toward that, with the caveat that the Democrat nominee would "negotiate" the release of hostages at the end of the election season.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Justin Timberlake at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (6+bVo)
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Agreed, but it's way too hard to find. The collectors around here drive all over town to buy it up as soon as it is stocked.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (cMVmc)
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Uh oh. That's another impeachment charge.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (sX1BW)
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (1CjJc)
Trump to Iran: We put your dick in a box
Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
more like the carrion luggage.
Posted by: Tom Servo
ISWYDT.
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (JtBPN)
Worked with an Iranian woman, once, whose family was smart enough to get out of Dodge in '79. She was smokin' hot.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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So she escaped before she got swallowed by her own eyebrows.
There ought to be one of those websites like Faces of Meth, except Faces of Muzz.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: The Flight Attendant at January 06, 2020 02:00 PM (yQpMk)
NO MORE RHYMING NOW I MEAN IT!
Posted by: Vizzini at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (Kpl3J)
more like the carrion luggage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)
*golf clap*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM (RueoN)
>>We'll be by shortly with finger sandwiches.
Would he like a BLT or Ham and Swiss on rye?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Bosk at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM (9m9TT)
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They're going to target the Mothman statue?
Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM (7HtZB)
We looked at each other and simultaneously broke out in Brad Pitt imitations, saying "What's in the Box"? at the same time and then both cracked up.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Justin Timberlake at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM (6+bVo)
Actually is was No Dick in the Box. It got blowed off!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: saf at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 06, 2020 02:02 PM (6/uwW)
I'd imagine they'll go to whoever replaces him.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM (FzCFp)
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Agreed, but it's way too hard to find. The collectors around here drive all over town to buy it up as soon as it is stocked.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Where's here?
In Texas, we can order online and pick up in the store.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (JtBPN)
It seems Iran doesn't like it when we send one of theirs home in a box, a shoe box that is.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (sMpSx)
Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2020 02:04 PM
Next guy to screw with the Golden Scalp Weasel gets an eternity of nights in the box.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 06, 2020 01:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
more like the carrion luggage.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Carrion My Wayward Son
Posted by: JoeF. at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (CqE5x)
Elizabeth Warren On Booming Economy: 'I Just Don't See It That Way'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: stourma at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (Z7tWz)
-fine print of Martyr Air Frequent Flyer rules
Posted by: Miklos at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (VpIIl)
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more like the carrion luggage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)
*golf clap*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM
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*Standing golf-clap*
Posted by: irright at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (pMGkg)
I'm sorry, I think you dropped your coin purse.....oooo ohhhh ahhhh, gee sorry about that.
I'll be up front f you need anything, a blanket perhaps.........oooo ohhhh ahhhh, gee I see you are warm enough already.
Here, let me get you an ash tray. What, you are not smoking? I thought you were.........oooo ohhhh ahhhh, gee sorry about that.
Posted by: Some Stewardess at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 01:36 PM (GMR//)
Overheard at the box-stuffing party: "Anybody need a spleen here? I got two of 'em. And I'm short half a dick."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 02:07 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM
You do realize the Ayatollah finds your comment hurtful in the extreme?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 06, 2020 02:07 PM (COzlW)
Al Mort Airlines?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 06, 2020 02:07 PM (kxJDK)
Posted by: The Flight Attendant at January 06, 2020 02:00 PM (yQpMk)
I'll take a half salami, roasted, in a to go box, please.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:07 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Early entry in the Pauline Kael Cluelessness Award for 2020?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 06, 2020 02:07 PM (CqE5x)
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more like the carrion luggage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)
*golf clap*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:05 PM
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*Standing golf-clap*
Posted by: irright at January 06, 2020 02:06 PM (pMGkg)
Shut it down...game over.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 02:07 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 06, 2020 02:07 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 06, 2020 02:08 PM (45lFm)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2020 02:08 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2020 02:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 02:08 PM (GMR//)
Posted by: Emirates at January 06, 2020 02:09 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 02:07 PM (ymnmz)
2020 was a short year.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:09 PM (1CjJc)
What's that song that goes ahab the arab?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 06, 2020 02:09 PM (kxJDK)
Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2020 02:09 PM (boaxk)
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2020 02:09 PM (RueoN)
They did all they could for eight years to help them and--in a flash--the OrangeManBad exposed their carefully whispered lies "don't anger Iran--they might (wink, wink) have a nuclear bomb!"
Oh how they loved the idea of a nuclear Iran ruling the region!
An easy go-to to excuse the latest round of terrorism.
And now?
Trump has announced to the world: "Iran does not have a nuclear bomb (all of you itching to settle scores--i got ya, fam)"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 06, 2020 02:09 PM (vPKfA)
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Central NC.
I'm told they're preparing to ship more bottles to meet demand, but as it is its just luck if a guy walks in and finds a bottle.
I have two. One was emptied long ago and I refill with Woodford Reserve for company, and the other for me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:09 PM (cMVmc)
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2020 02:08 PM (v0R5T)
What is game Salami will not be playing in paradise, Alex?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 02:09 PM (JFO2v)
Your vaunted Head of Command or whatever eats it on foreign soil, and you send him back in a couple boxes on a commercial flight? Economy class?
Da fuq?
Like, seriously, just cram the bits into some Staples boxes and buy a couple tickets on the next Etihad out of Dodge....?
Da fuq is wrong with these people?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2020 02:10 PM (FOGOI)
Cardboard caskets: when you care enough to spend as little as possible on your dead martyrs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2020 02:08 PM (k4dH2)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA And a fake ring too!
Posted by: 1/2 Bozillion Dollars of Palletized Cash at January 06, 2020 02:10 PM (ymnmz)
That cannot be for realz.
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 06, 2020 02:10 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:10 PM (sX1BW)
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No, that was its original size. (Hangs head sheepishly).
Posted by: Zombie terrorist at January 06, 2020 02:10 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 06, 2020 02:10 PM (BqBId)
Judging by the "reasonably priced" bourbon recommendations in these comments, looks like a lot of one-percenters comment here.
Posted by: fktheleft at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (kxJDK)
Those boxes couldn't have weighed much. Light as a feather.
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (RueoN)
got a lot of grave pissing to do when we land
better make it a six pack
Posted by: REDACTED at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Soothsayer
♫ Smoke On The Water, Fire In Your Ass ♫
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (JtBPN)
It's not just near-absence of people of color in #ToyStory4 that's bothersome, it's the absence of anything approximating life in America as most know it
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Whaa? I thought it was documentary!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (+y/Ru)
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Ask me in college and I would tell you "what will $10 buy?"
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (cMVmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sister Nancy Pelosi of Asissi, Austere Catholic at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (uocZ5)
All the juicy, heavy parts are dried out.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (aKsyK)
That cannot be for realz.
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 06, 2020 02:10 PM (CLteG)
+++++++++++
If true, it's "sah-LAAH-me" and if you make the obvious pun then YOU'RE A RACIST.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (I2dne)
Cardboard caskets: when you care enough to spend as little as possible on your dead martyrs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2020 02:08 PM (k4dH2)
........
To be fair, they sure used a lot of Scotch tape.
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (v0R5T)
And did they have to use several boxes to comply with the TSA's 'no more than 4oz of liquid' on carry-on rule?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (bDqIh)
Let me play among the stars
Posted by: Bakem Salami at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (2Mnv1)
Isn't there a song that had a few rhymes with "ayatollah?"
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia
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Something about "rock-and-rollah"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (M9ntN)
@ChadPergram
Fox is told from one Dem source that Pelosi may continue to hold up the articles of impeachment...until there is an agreement...potentially and specifically for Bolton to testify in the Senate. If Bolton is willing to testify, she may not be willing to send over the articles.
********
BOOOOM
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (BqBId)
No matter...
**looks longingly at new bottle of Glenmorangie**
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (ptqGC)
I'd kill to go to his. Or at least act quite obnoxiously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM (Ojn0q)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (cMVmc)
+++++++++++
Went to the local liquor store when I was a younger man. A kid, I'd guess about 16, walks in and dumps a bag of change on the counter. He says, "how much beer can I buy with this?"
Proprietor counted it out, told him, sold it, and the kid went on his merry way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM (I2dne)
Judging by the "reasonably priced" bourbon recommendations in these comments, looks like a lot of one-percenters comment here.
Posted by: fktheleft at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (I54dk)
Life is too short to drink cheap whiskey!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cee - Lo Green at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM (z/Jwn)
Posted by: Infidel at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Amazon at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM (/TlTk)
@ChadPergram
Fox is told from one Dem source that Pelosi may continue to hold up the articles of impeachment...until there is an agreement...potentially and specifically for Bolton to testify in the Senate. If Bolton is willing to testify, she may not be willing to send over the articles.
********
BOOOOM
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (BqBId)
Wait, she DOESN'T want Bolton to testify? I'm confused.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (kxJDK)
Something with areola ?
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:15 PM (qcIWB)
Soleimani's replacement is named Salami.
That cannot be for realz.
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 06, 2020 02:10 PM (CLteG)
+++++++++++
If true, it's "sah-LAAH-me" and if you make the obvious pun then YOU'RE A RACIST.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (I2dne)
Well ever since they canceled White Shadow I haven't been able to get a gig, so yeah...I'm in.
Posted by: Salami at January 06, 2020 02:15 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia
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Something about "rock-and-rollah"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (M9ntN)
My Sharona?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: WisRich at January 06, 2020 02:15 PM (OAlmw)
Fox is told from one Dem source that Pelosi may continue to hold up the articles of impeachment...until there is an agreement...potentially and specifically for Bolton to testify in the Senate. If Bolton is willing to testify, she may not be willing to send over the articles.
********
BOOOOM
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (BqBId)
+++++++++++
So, if Bolton testifies then no articles?
If I read this right, then Bolton better stay out of light aircraft. They just painted a target onto him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 02:15 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 06, 2020 02:15 PM (kxJDK)
bothersome, it's the absence of anything approximating life in America
as most know it
IIRC, Rashida Jones (Quincy Jones' daughter) co-wrote the screenplay.
Using 'people of color' is funny, since toys are very colorful - purple, green, etc.
Also, you just know that if they used obviously ethnic voice actors (see: Transformers) these same critics would call it racist.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2020 02:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM
And gonna have to pee somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (axyOa)
391 Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram
Fox is told from one Dem source that Pelosi may continue to hold up
the articles of impeachment...until there is an agreement...potentially
and specifically for Bolton to testify in the Senate. If Bolton is
willing to testify, she may not be willing to send over the articles.
********
BOOOOM
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (BqBId)
Wait, she DOESN'T want Bolton to testify? I'm confused.
Posted by: joncelli
Maybe Kurt can explain.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (ymnmz)
TGEOTUS to Iran: "I will motivate you! Even if it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (1CjJc)
Styrofoam peanuts?
Posted by: MJ at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (45lFm)
Posted by: the dandy at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (bR08X)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:15 PM (Kpl3J)
+++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/HJ19qh4g2-o (parody)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (kxJDK)
Coca-Cola
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (aS1PU)
26 bottles at my store.
54 bottles in a Houston store.
67 bottles in a Colleyville store.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (JtBPN)
17 best bourbons of 2019
https://tinyurl.com/yjpyjezd
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (cMVmc)
It is not a thing!
The Senate will try the impeachment. Whether the House shows up or not is immaterial.
Posted by: blaster at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (9VeU0)
Life is too short to drink cheap whiskey!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 02:14 PM (JFO2v)
Burning through two handles a week, life is too long to drink the expensive stuff.
Posted by: fktheleft at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia
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Something about "rock-and-rollah"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (M9ntN)
My Sharona?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Shinola
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (RD7QR)
Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 02:17 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 06, 2020 02:17 PM (kxJDK)
Iranian remake of Airplane!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 06, 2020 02:17 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 06, 2020 02:17 PM (e1mEI)
>>It is not a thing!
>>The Senate will try the impeachment. Whether the House shows up or not is immaterial.
Mitch McConnell disagrees with you.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)
bothersome, it's the absence of anything approximating life in America
as most know it
That spoon was a typical white spoon.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:17 PM (qcIWB)
*******
Because he is going
to the blow the Dems doors off
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 06, 2020 02:17 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Chris M at January 06, 2020 02:18 PM (eAZVt)
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Posted by: Bakem Salami
Let him see what goats are like
On Jupiter and Mars
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 02:18 PM (aKsyK)
It would have been funny had two or three of those brave fighters on the plane had had beepers on their phones going off throughout it en route to Tehran.
The lines to use the restrooms would have gone waaay up the aisles.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 02:18 PM (pNxlR)
Someone should tell the AP they are under no obligation to routinely use
the title "supreme leader." Just call him the freaking leader of Iran.
Posted by: the dandy at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM (bR08X)
Without a doubt they are violating their own literal style guide on this.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 02:18 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 02:18 PM (JFO2v)
Judging by the "reasonably priced" bourbon recommendations in these comments, looks like a lot of one-percenters comment here.
Posted by: fktheleft at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (I54dk)
Good Bourbon is a staple.
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 06, 2020 02:18 PM (CLteG)
Not a good time for that when Rows 16-34 are occupied by martyr nuggets.
Posted by: MJ at January 06, 2020 02:18 PM (gAMkn)
_______________
"Top Terrorist" works too.
Posted by: Zombie terrorist at January 06, 2020 02:18 PM (k4dH2)
Wait, she DOESN'T want Bolton to testify? I'm confused.
Posted by: joncelli
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We might have to go through "The Other Operation" and "The Other Other Operation" before she gets it right.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 02:19 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at January 06, 2020 02:19 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:19 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 06, 2020 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Not a good time for that when Rows 16-34 are occupied by martyr nuggets.
Posted by: MJ at January 06, 2020 02:18 PM (gAMkn)
hater tots?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2020 02:19 PM (FOGOI)
Ayatollah Ass-a-hole-a?
Posted by: Chris M at January 06, 2020 02:18 PM (eAZVt)
That's the Italian version.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:19 PM (qcIWB)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia
======
Something about "rock-and-rollah"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (M9ntN)
My Sharona?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Shinola
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:16 PM
So...I'm guessing "Ha! You are a dead Muthafucka!" doesn't do it?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2020 02:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Slappy at January 06, 2020 02:19 PM (BsrgJ)
Posted by: Chris M at January 06, 2020 02:19 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)
For now. But if the articles are dismissed as a couple of senators have talked about, all it would take is a simple rules change.
Posted by: That coke guy at January 06, 2020 02:20 PM (/LQkF)
It's not just near-absence of people of color in #ToyStory4 that's bothersome, it's the absence of anything approximating life in America as most know it
...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++++
Dammit. I hate to see this.
The Woke Folk already destroyed "problematic" for the next generation or two. It because a simple keyword you could skip over.
Now this asshole uses "bothersome" to make sure he doesn't use "problematic" and thus cause people to skip over whatever bullshit he's bitching about.
I imagine they're working out synonyms now and will try them. I am going to bet that "troubling" or "troublesome" will be the next word to be tossed onto the ash heap of Woke overuse, but time will tell.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 02:20 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:20 PM (cMVmc)
__________
Tell us something we don't know.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2020 02:20 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 06, 2020 02:11 PM (kxJDK)
I got ebola?
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 06, 2020 02:21 PM (88+cf)
Isn't there a song that had a few rhymes with "ayatollah?"
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia
======
Something about "rock-and-rollah"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (M9ntN)
Lola, the Kinks
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 02:21 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2020 02:21 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 02:20 PM (I2dne)
"ungood"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2020 02:21 PM (FOGOI)
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And toys that talk.
Come on.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:21 PM (sX1BW)
And guess who controls the Senate agenda?
That would be Mitch McConnell.
There is not going to be a trial until the Articles are delivered. Period.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Who gets the Ring of Power?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 02:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2020 02:22 PM (jUVms)
Yeah, a bottle will last me months, so $30-$50 is fairly reasonable to me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:20 PM (cMVmc)
You should take up drinking.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 06, 2020 02:22 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at January 06, 2020 02:09 PM
Ahab the Arab.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 02:22 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:22 PM (cMVmc)
He's loyal to himself and his gigantic ego
nothing else
Posted by: REDACTED at January 06, 2020 02:22 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:23 PM (qcIWB)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 06, 2020 02:23 PM (tVQUs)
@IlhanMN
Trump needs to immediately divest from his businesses and comply with
the emoluments clause. Iran could threaten Trump hotels *worldwide* and
he could provoke war over the loss of revenue from skittish guests.
His business interests should not be driving military decisions.
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Awesome, let's post that at HowStuffWorks.com. Failing that, is there a site for Rube Goldberg?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 02:23 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:20 PM (cMVmc)
At first glance I though you said a hottie will last you months.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 06, 2020 02:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
__________
Tell us something we don't know.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2020 02:20 PM (k4dH2)
Something surely provoked pointing out the obvious.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 06, 2020 02:23 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: sound at January 06, 2020 02:23 PM (0OxUd)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2020 02:23 PM (FOGOI)
He's loyal to himself and his gigantic ego
nothing else
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I celebrate the man's whole catalog.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:23 PM (sX1BW)
>>For now. But if the articles are dismissed as a couple of
senators have talked about, all it would take is a simple rules change.
And guess who controls the Senate agenda?
That would be Mitch McConnell.
There is not going to be a trial until the Articles are delivered. Period.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)
I always read Pelosi's impeachment demands in a Maxwell Smart voice....."Would you believe, ....
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 02:23 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 06, 2020 02:24 PM (RKQ/v)
Their cowardice and lack of resolve comes into the open. In their minds, we cannot do anything to our terrorist enemies because those enemies may retaliate with terrorism. Why doesn't Pelosi just introduce a surrender bill instead of a war powers restriction bill?
Posted by: Gref at January 06, 2020 02:24 PM (AMIL/)
I think it takes 2/3rds to pass a rule change. At least that's what the radio guy told me.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 06, 2020 02:25 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: sound at January 06, 2020 02:25 PM (0OxUd)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2020 02:22 PM (jUVms)
Looks like it's going to be a permanent feature until election day. That and daily freakouts about two scoops of ice cream are what they've got and they're going to ride that horse until it drops.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:25 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cheri at January 06, 2020 02:25 PM (oiNtH)
Something about "rock-and-rollah"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (M9ntN)
You refer, of course, to the Lord Humungus ...
https://youtu.be/ZfL4xKQeSfo
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 02:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)
You sound awfully sure of yourself there. Cocaine Mitch won't change the rules even to dismiss?
There are predictions and then there are predictions. I couldn't even predict my own death.
Posted by: Miss Cleo at January 06, 2020 02:26 PM (/LQkF)
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Are they advocating for a quick first strike nuclear style.
I could get behind that.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:26 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: wth at January 06, 2020 02:08 PM
Not funny, infidel! I keeel you!
Posted by: Haid d'Salahmeh at January 06, 2020 02:26 PM (ejd/p)
"This day will forever be remembered as the day I lost my "Rocket League" partner. I have spoken
Posted by: Fightin Joe at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (W+TLY)
They at could have played water pong or cards on those tables ... oh, wait.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: sound at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (0OxUd)
Posted by: DaveA at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (FhXTo)
I think it takes 2/3rds to pass a rule change. At least that's what the radio guy told me.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 06, 2020 02:25 PM (88+cf)
Nope, a simple majority of the Senators present for a rules change, per current rules.
Posted by: Gref at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Actually inside the beltway at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (fMhOl)
Posted by: Priapism at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 02:13 PM (M9ntN)
You refer, of course, to the Lord Humungus ...
https://youtu.be/ZfL4xKQeSfo
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 02:26 PM
Nah...Stitch Jones.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (ejd/p)
They don't have to, but they are going to wait until she hands it over. At least that's the official statement right now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (KZzsI)
She's always been an over rated douchebagness afternoon C celebrity . I can't believe they paid her what they did .
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (qcIWB)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Allah at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (Pgcou)
The Associated Press
Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, wept openly at the funeral for Gen. Qassem Soleimani. His tears give insight into how the death of the commander killed in a U.S. strike is being felt personally by the supreme leader.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (JFO2v)
THEY ALREADY DID!!!!!
Why the hell do you think Trump killed Soleimani?
They already attacked us. You know. "Trump's Benghazi"
That convenient little parallel you fuckwits made that completely belies your little fiction that Benghazi 1.0 was about a "youtube video" or some shit.
Half the people in this stupid country need to all go find a great big warehouse full of offs to fuck to.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (FOGOI)
"A lot of people" is pretty funny. Anyone with any sense would say LOLGF to that ignorant whore. That leaves AllahDouche, Patterico and the rest of the quislings.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (y7DUB)
I guess it's Bloomberg specific, though. Any word yet on Montel or Springer?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (cMVmc)
It's not just near-absence of people of color in #ToyStory4 that's bothersome, it's the absence of anything approximating life in America as most know it
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Whaa? I thought it was documentary!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 06, 2020 02:12 PM (+y/Ru)
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Weird coincidence...considering the movie I reviewed today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (zZbCU)
>>There are predictions and then there are predictions. I couldn't even predict my own death.
I am. Been saying this for months.
And if you heard McConnell's speech on the Senate floor last Friday where he specifically said there will be no trial until Nancy delivers the Articles you would agree. It's not a prediction. The Senate Majority Leader has already made his ruling.
Now hey could vote to deem the case insufficient and unconstitutional but that is not hearing the case. How in the hell do you even have a trial without a case?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)
I think it takes 2/3rds to pass a rule change. At least that's what the radio guy told me.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 06, 2020 02:25 PM (88+cf)
Pretty sure it's a majority. That's why Reid was able to change the rules to stop the republicans from filibustering judges under Obama like the Dems did with Bush. And why McConnell was able to do the same to the democrats. Simple majority vote on a rule change.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 06, 2020 02:29 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: The stewardess at January 06, 2020 02:29 PM (IPvH/)
They don't have to, but they are going to wait until she hands it over. At least that's the official statement right now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (KZzsI)
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"I'm just gonna keep approving judges until it comes over."
-Mitch McConnell
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:29 PM (zZbCU)
Be a shame if something blows it to smithereens.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (8XRCm)
I would literally cream my jockeys.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2020 02:29 PM (FOGOI)
That would be Mitch McConnell.
There is not going to be a trial until the Articles are delivered. Period.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Here is how I think this is going down. Mitch's position is that the Senate will follow the existing rules. The existing rules say that the trial proceedings begin with the House Impeachment Managers showing up to present the Articles.
He has been daring Schumer to make him change the rules. He has been pretty clearly implying that if they change the rules, they are changing ALL the rules.
I think that this week Schumer and Pelosi are going to agree that the trial starts on the 13th. Under the existing rules.
And then the real fun begins, as the Senate will be in session 6 days a week. And all Senators have to be in attendance. And are forbidden to speak.
Posted by: blaster at January 06, 2020 02:29 PM (9VeU0)
They don't have to, but they are going to wait until she hands it over. At least that's the official statement right now.
That leaves more time for judge confirmin'.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2020 02:29 PM (D1R6o)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 06, 2020 02:29 PM (wYseH)
she talked with a lot of people who are worried that the Iranians will attack civilian targets in the US in retaliation for Trump taking out Gen. Salami.
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sooooooo...... can we close that southern border now??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2020 02:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)
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"This is not a trial. This is a sentencing."
-Scarecrow in The Dark Knight Rises
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:30 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Justin Timberlake at January 06, 2020 02:30 PM (6+bVo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (zZbCU)
Wasn't bad but it had a completely different feeling to me than the first three. The personalities assigned to the characters seemed disconnected from the first three.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:30 PM (qcIWB)
Posted by: Burma Shave! at January 06, 2020 02:30 PM (z/Jwn)
Posted by: MJ at January 06, 2020 02:30 PM (gAMkn)
news report out of jordan: qassem salami flew commercial into baghdad
because he didnt want to fly his own plane because he didnt want to get
shot down so he used 150 airline passengers as human shields
Posted by: sound at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (0OxUd)
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But he was reading them his wonderful poetry!
Posted by: CNN Reported, crying softly at January 06, 2020 02:30 PM (IttZ7)
Their cowardice and lack of resolve comes into the open. In their minds, we cannot do anything to our terrorist enemies because those enemies may retaliate with terrorism. Why doesn't Pelosi just introduce a surrender bill instead of a war powers restriction bill?
Posted by: Gref
If the Iranians hit civilian targets instead of military, then they are the criminals and it gives us carte blanche to hit whatever we we want.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:30 PM (JtBPN)
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Democrats don't like competition.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:31 PM (cMVmc)
Posted by: Allah at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (Pgcou)
YOU BASTARD!
Posted by: The Ayatollah's Favorite Goat at January 06, 2020 02:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia
Don't cry for me Ayatollah.
Posted by: Half Salami at January 06, 2020 02:31 PM (1CjJc)
The House Leader shall have 60 minutes to deliver articles of impeachment, from the time of passage, and is strongly encouraged to pick up doughnuts on the way.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 06, 2020 02:31 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM (zZbCU)
Wasn't bad but it had a completely different feeling to me than the first three. The personalities assigned to the characters seemed disconnected from the first three.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:30 PM (qcIWB)
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It's my favorite of the four.
Bo is obviously a different character, and Woody is suddenly faced with an existence he's never considered. The rest are largely secondary support, which is fine. It's Woody's story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:31 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by: Zombie Roland Freisler at January 06, 2020 02:32 PM (ejd/p)
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sooooooo...... can we close that southern border now??
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That's not who we are!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 06, 2020 02:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 06, 2020 02:32 PM (+fPHo)
This is known
Posted by: Boswell at January 06, 2020 02:32 PM (32YRo)
They have done that numerous times around the world, already. And were caught trying to do that here, but Obama let them off the hook so he could take a stab at being 'Historic'.
Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2020 02:32 PM (LvgPb)
Posted by: JackStraw
The case is public record. Along with the vote.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:32 PM (JtBPN)
**************
Road Pizza - a limerick
The pilot told Sueimon's men
Don't bring roadkill on this airline again
But on a private charter jaunt
Take all the carrion you want
If it fits in the overhead bin.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 06, 2020 02:33 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at January 06, 2020 02:33 PM (Pgcou)
In the Clinton trial, which started on January 7, the dismissal vote was held on January 27.
Posted by: blaster at January 06, 2020 02:33 PM (9VeU0)
And my gawd, the ridiculous distortion and lies in even that tiny excerpted snippet ace put above.
This is probably typical of all MSM "reporting" on the topic - and it could be fisked about every other sentence.
With the public systematically and relentlessly misinformed like this, it's a small miracle things aren't worse than they are.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2020 02:33 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: MJ at January 06, 2020 02:30 PM (gAMkn)
They are what they are.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at January 06, 2020 02:33 PM (Pgcou)
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Palpatine, but with slightly worse skin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:33 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: DaveA at January 06, 2020 02:33 PM (FhXTo)
LOL fucker is flying back coach
Posted by: Priapism at January 06, 2020 02:27 PM (2cfUo)
Not like he needs the leg room. Or the head room.
Posted by: Half Salami at January 06, 2020 02:34 PM (1CjJc)
I got Rick Rolled by Blonde Morticia
Posted by: Actually inside the beltway
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Imagine her mother. No wonder the guy spent so much time on the road.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 02:34 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:34 PM (qcIWB)
Posted by: Ayatollah Khomeini at January 06, 2020 02:34 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 06, 2020 02:34 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:34 PM (qcIWB)
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Better to be right with dead Americans than wrong and living Americans, amiright?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:34 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Dead dude killed by POTUS at January 06, 2020 02:35 PM (Pgcou)
Posted by: Priapism at January 06, 2020 02:35 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2020 02:35 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2020 02:35 PM (FOGOI)
His personality seemed the most different to me. More whiny for one thing.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:36 PM (qcIWB)
when you're blown out of your sox
and fly home in a shoe box
that's a salami
Posted by: Priapism at January 06, 2020 02:35 PM (2cfUo)
Don't anger him. He'll blow his top.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:36 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2020 02:36 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2020 02:35 PM
Kicking the seatback the whole way.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 02:36 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2020 02:35 PM (xfb67)
Yes stewardess, this is my emotional support corpse.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:36 PM (RD7QR)
How many Iranian terrorists fit in a VW Beetle???
All of them.... if you use the ash tray.
Whats the easiest way to get them all out again.???
Dustbuster.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2020 02:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:37 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Ted K. at January 06, 2020 02:37 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2020 02:37 PM (DCYln)
>>"We can't hold a trial without the articles ... so for now we're content to continue the ordinary business of the Senate while House Democrats continue to flounder," McConnell said in a Senate floor speech, during which he first addressed the airstrike on Iranian military leader Qassem Soleimani.
https://tinyurl.com/srhsfut
This entire idea that there could be a trial without the Articles was an internet conspriacy theory based on the idea that McConnell secretly hated Trump and would use this exciting new idea of a trial without charges to remove Trump. The Conservative Treehouse was the biggest proponent of this idea. They also said McConnell might allow the rules to be changed and allow a secret vote.
It's not going to happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:37 PM (ZLI7S)
You just know the Lefty pundits are praying for a revenge attack on civilians with a high body count.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:34 PM (qcIWB)
They want another 9-11
They'll take another Hassan Nidal
They'll get the shoebomber have his face punched in by Vinnie Boombatz
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 02:37 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cheri at January 06, 2020 02:25 PM (oiNtH)
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Not a good move by someone whose job entails the appearance/illusion of neutrality, IMO.
But then, she's already got FU money so why not?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 06, 2020 02:37 PM (M/9m0)
His personality seemed the most different to me. More whiny for one thing.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:36 PM (qcIWB)
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He's desperate to be useful. He's been useful to Andy for years, and suddenly with Bonnie he's stuck in the closet. He can't accept that, not out of jealousy (like in the first movie) but simply because he doesn't know a life other than service to a kid.
The movie is about him moving beyond that and learning to live for himself after a lifetime of giving all of his energies to children. It's a metaphor for parenthood and letting kids go after they leave the house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:38 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: DocJ at January 06, 2020 02:38 PM (v9F6s)
Posted by: Rutabaga at January 06, 2020 02:38 PM (LilNs)
Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, wept openly at the funeral for Gen. Qassem Soleimani. His tears give insight into how the death of the commander killed in a U.S. strike is being felt personally by the supreme leader.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 02:28 PM
More like it gives insight into how corrupt the media are and how they are so easily played.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 06, 2020 02:38 PM (axyOa)
Decades.
They and their proxies deliberately attack civilians, and incite sectarian and tribal conflict. For many years.
"Tensions" are based on relentless criminal aggression by Iran's brutal regime and its attempts to dominate its region and to acquire nukes as a shield for these activities.
"Tensions" are not higher, and the recent news on that front are Iran's proxy attacks on US assets in Iraq, nearly a dozen. Planned/approved/funded/coordinated by Soleimani and his people.
Typical "reporting" on these issues in the US now has reached "Polish troops attacked our radio station along the border" level, from September 1, 1939.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2020 02:39 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:39 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 06, 2020 02:37 PM (ymnmz)
++++++++++
My doctor, Vinni Moombatz, he's a great doctor. I went it and he gave me two weeks to live. I couldn't pay the bill, so he gave me another two weeks.
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfiled, channeling Henny Youngman at January 06, 2020 02:39 PM (I2dne)
It's not going to happen.
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I think McConnell could take the position that delivery of the articles is not necessary. He was impeached - it was voted on. We are holding trial this day. If the house doesn't show, then it will be a quick vote.
It doesn't look like that is what he is going to do, but I see no reason why he can't.
I don't think it really matters.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:39 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020 02:20 PM (cMVmc)
You should take up drinking.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 06, 2020 02:22 PM (88+cf)
Golf Clap.
Posted by: tbodie at January 06, 2020 02:40 PM (Z7b/F)
aggression by Iran's brutal regime and its attempts to dominate its
region and to acquire nukes as a shield for these activities.
"Tensions" are not higher, and the recent news on that front are
Iran's proxy attacks on US assets in Iraq, nearly a dozen.
Planned/approved/funded/coordinated by Soleimani and his people.
Typical "reporting" on these issues in the US now has reached
"Polish troops attacked our radio station along the border" level, from
September 1, 1939.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2020 02:39 PM (El6T/)
Prezactly.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:40 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2020 02:40 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Iranian Republican Guard at January 06, 2020 02:40 PM (l3+k2)
__________
Tell us something we don't know.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2020 02:20 PM (k4dH2)
I know. I just needed to reiterate it after the latest "Hoo boy" headline on HotAir. Talk about ruining a website. You'd think Ed Co. would figure it out when 90+% of the comments are to the right but their most prominent blogger is now slightly to the right of AOC.
Posted by: Slappy at January 06, 2020 02:40 PM (BsrgJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 06, 2020 02:40 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2020 02:40 PM (Ciifn)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 06, 2020 02:40 PM (/l+o8)
I'm amazed, she is quite attractive (link in my nic if this works).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020
*
*
Uh . . . how can you tell?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (6+bVo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2020 02:40 PM (XVuno)
A chamberpot, used.
Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (Ciifn)
It doesn't look like that is what he is going to do, but I see no reason why he can't.
I don't think it really matters.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:39 PM (sX1BW)
++++++++++++++
It doesn't matter. The outcome is almost certainly known. Nancy just doesn't want to pay the piper. She thinks that if she keeps extending the fuse, the cartoon bomb she's carrying will never blow up in her face.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (0y7fs)
It's not going to happen.
Posted by: JackStraw
Then Mitch is a pussy. How about I Bing a copy and print it out and have Fex-Ex deliver it?
Would that count? The delivering from the House is symbolic.
The Articles are already public record. He doesn't have to wait, unless he's planning to fuck this up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (JtBPN)
It doesn't look like that is what he is going to do, but I see no reason why he can't.
I don't think it really matters.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:39 PM (sX1BW)
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I think refusing to do anything until transmission is good politics.
It's a way to win a few news cycles over impeachment.
"If this is so important, why won't Nancy advance it?"
"Well, because you won't call enough witnesses."
"What? The witnesses you refused to call? Just give us the articles."
"Not until you do what we refused to do."
"Whatever, hag. I'm gonna confirm some more judges."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (zZbCU)
The movie is about him moving beyond that and learning to live for himself after a lifetime of giving all of his energies to children. It's a metaphor for parenthood and letting kids go after they leave the house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:38 PM (zZbCU)
It seemed more dour than that to me. I thought it was more a metaphor for death. Remember how solemnly they thought of Bo Peep, before "finding" her again.
Frankly, I found the movie borderline depressing.
Posted by: Ted K. at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (FJYfm)
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I hope Suleimani got to yell Bingo!
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 06, 2020 02:40 PM (/l+o
Hide and go seek, hellfire edition.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:42 PM (1CjJc)
Possibly because It has been 301 days since the last "Official Presidential Press Briefing."
Or
Because it has been 301 days since he was able to grandstand like the little prima donna he is.
I guess the chopper pressers aren't good enough for him?
Posted by: rd at January 06, 2020 02:42 PM (+0uDE)
Were the little boxes made of ticky-tacky offered in flight refreshments?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 02:42 PM (pNxlR)
"If they ever muster the courage to stand behind their slapdash work product and transmit their articles to the Senate, it will then be time of the US Senate to fulfill our founding purpose," McConnell said.
I really don't know how McConnell could have been more clear. He has Nancy in a box and he enjoys poking her like a caged ferret.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2020 02:42 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 06, 2020 02:43 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 06, 2020 02:43 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (6+bVo)
I have a feeling the liberation of Iran and the fall of Mullahs might be the surprise.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2020 02:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 06, 2020 02:43 PM (m45I2)
Frankly, I found the movie borderline depressing.
Posted by: Ted K. at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (FJYfm)
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Nothing wrong with that.
Woody saying goodbye to his friends forever was maybe the best moment Pixar's ever brought to the screen. It's not just about saying goodbye to his friends, but saying hello to a new life with Bo. There's both sadness and joy in that moment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:43 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Sponge at January 06, 2020 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Ok.
The Shah was was toppled in 1979. As a profuse thank you to Jimmy Carter for pulling the rug out from under the Shah and not supporting him, the newly minted Islamic Theocracy seized our embassy and held 52 American hostages for well over a year.
Since then..... has Iran, ever..... EVER???? suffered a nondiplomatic response from the US for ANY of their illegalities??
40 years of state sponsored terrorism and the first President to shoot back at Iran is ..... Donald Trump.
Why is that?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2020 02:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Priapism at January 06, 2020 02:44 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 06, 2020 02:44 PM (6+bVo)
I think refusing to do anything until transmission is good politics.
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I agree with Rick. But also with JM.
Plus Mitch has to work with a caucus that has a few rogue members.
Either way. heads Trump wins. Tails Trump wins.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:44 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Sponge at January 06, 2020 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 06, 2020 02:44 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Priapism at January 06, 2020 02:44 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Sponge at January 06, 2020 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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Heh.
He waits until 72 come down, then he does them all at once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:44 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Sponge at January 06, 2020 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:33 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/SWmQbk5h86w?t=19
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 06, 2020 02:45 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Sponge at January 06, 2020 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
You're now qualified for the job of yelling INCOMING!!! in Soleimani's entourage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2020 02:45 PM (XVuno)
Not currently a Bourbon aficionado, but I'm willing to learn.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 06, 2020
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I'm afraid I don't understand the terms "reasonably priced" and "bourbon" when placed together like that. From what I've glimpsed at Target and Walmart, no liquor, wine, or beer is reasonably priced anymore.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2020 02:45 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 06, 2020 02:45 PM (G546f)
PDT needs to have some of these parents sitting next to the First Lady at the SOTU.
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2020 02:00 PM (RueoN)
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Republican Congress people should invite the wounded and the surviving families of the dead to sit with them at the SOTU.
Posted by: rd at January 06, 2020 02:45 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And the longer it sits unresolved, the easier it will be for the GOPe to Fuck. It. Up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:46 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2020 02:46 PM (H9cB7)
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Just not for long.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2020 02:46 PM (k4dH2)
Yeah but he abandoned his special needs spoon.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:46 PM (qcIWB)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:46 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Joe Biden 2020 at January 06, 2020 02:46 PM (z/Jwn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And the longer it sits unresolved, the easier it will be for the GOPe to Fuck. It. Up.
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Always a concern. But the longer it sits, the more it could harm the Dems.
I think we need to get behind the idea that the GOP is no longer the stupid party.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:47 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at January 06, 2020 02:47 PM (speO7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And the longer it sits unresolved, the easier it will be for the GOPe to Fuck. It. Up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:46 PM (JtBPN)
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I think the opposite.
The longer it sits without any actual action from the Senate, the less immediate the need for conviction becomes. The longer we get into the primary season, the less necessary to undo an administration early.
I can't imagine time doing anything but telling wobbly GOPe senators that it's not worth the effort as we get one more day closer to the election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:47 PM (zZbCU)
Not currently a Bourbon aficionado, but I'm willing to learn.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 06, 2020
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Is Old Crow still around? Not suggesting it as a quality bourbon, now, just curious. And Old Grand-Dad?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2020 02:47 PM (Ejm1K)
I really don't know how McConnell could have been more clear. He has Nancy in a box and he enjoys poking her like a caged ferret.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:42 PM (ZLI7S)
He is giving Nancy power she doesn't have.
I would agree with this IFF the message is "if you say that transmission is the final step of an impeachment, then you have not impeached the President"
Which is not the case.
The Clinton impeachment was voted on by a lame duck Congress. Articles were presented to the Senate in the next Congress.
If they are going to let Nancy hold on indefinitely then there is a loaded gun being held by the House.
Mitch doesn't win any points dunking on Pelosi's slapdash product.
Posted by: blaster at January 06, 2020 02:47 PM (9VeU0)
"The developments could bring Iran closer to building a nuclear bomb or
set off a proxy or military attack launched by Tehran against America
and enable Islamic State to stage a comeback in Iraq, making the Middle
East a far more dangerous and unstable place."
Posted by: Justin at January 06, 2020 02:47 PM (4ghPf)
Yeah but he abandoned his special needs spoon.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:46 PM (qcIWB)
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Forky got himself a girl in the credits. He'll be good.
Although I don't know what a spork and knife would make in terms of offspring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:48 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 06, 2020 02:48 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (6+bVo)
The Iranians are brutal religious fanatics, but they're not total fucking idiots. They won't agree to have their nation sodomized in exchange for -maybe- Joe Biden becoming President. If Pete Buttgieg got in, they just might prefer Trump.
Anyways, what they should have learned from this is that Trump loves looking tough and will happily kick their teeth in for terrorist attacks. It's not certain, but the potential is always there. If anything they should be super pissed at John Kerry for manipulating them into this.
Posted by: trev006 at January 06, 2020 02:48 PM (2KPXO)
Posted by: Priapism at January 06, 2020 02:48 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 02:48 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM
He gave them the finger.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 02:48 PM (ejd/p)
He waits until 72 come down, then he does them all at once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:44 PM (zZbCU)
The 72 pronged barbed cock of Satan.
I like it.
Posted by: Sponge at January 06, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2020 02:49 PM (KP5rU)
On the bright side, he looted the guy's wallet.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2020 02:49 PM (gt2pY)
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Back in my drinking days.... Wild Turkey fit that bill.
I drank Makers Mark if I was showing off.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2020 02:49 PM (8XRCm)
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Ask me in college and I would tell you "what will $10 buy?"
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 06, 2020
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My college days reaction would have been, "How about $6.50 for a quart as an upper limit?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2020 02:49 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (sX1BW)
Yeah but he abandoned his special needs spoon.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:46 PM (qcIWB)
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Forky got himself a girl in the credits. He'll be good.
Although I don't know what a spork and knife would make in terms of offspring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:48 PM (zZbCU)
A knork? A spife?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Priapism at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (2cfUo)
Wrong. Not an attack. A response.
Iran attacked American soil after having attacked and killed Americans and for having a history of storming our embassy and taking hostages.
That we haven't turned them into glass is a testament to our patience and tolerance. We didn't attack; we responded.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (6eEQ+)
Even sploding to Wag the Dog Trump gets a better deal than Clinton.
Posted by: DaveA at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (FhXTo)
What's a good reasonably priced Bourbon that's fits equally well for sippin' or mixing?
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Back in my drinking days.... Wild Turkey fit that bill.
I drank Makers Mark if I was showing off.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2020 02:49 PM (8XRCm)
Wild Turkey 101.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (1CjJc)
Cry if I want to
You would cry too if they hellfired you
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Buffalo Trace 90 proof
750ml $25.49
1 L $31.99
1.75 L $40.49
1792 Small Batch 750 ml $26.99
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: Iman at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (speO7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (XVuno)
And do you remember the day they were released? It was rather telling.
Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM
He gave them the finger.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 02:48 PM (ejd/p)
That is a thread winner.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2020 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2020 02:51 PM (H9cB7)
It would help if the administration began to educate and debunk, every time they discuss the topic. Bush failed to, and partly due to this the media distortions now form the framework for many people's "understanding" of events back then (including many here, apparently).
Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2020 02:51 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 06, 2020 02:51 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (sX1BW)
2020 is nude and unconscious already?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 06, 2020 02:51 PM (RD7QR)
Ace is easing into 2020.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (sX1BW)
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Ewok surprise anal.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2020 02:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Priapism at January 06, 2020 02:52 PM (2cfUo)
Nonsense. If you think this is going well for Nancy take a walk around the internet to lefty blogs.
They wanted Trump taken out, not to have Mitch tell Nancy to talk to the hand. The idiots are getting restless.
The Senate rules call for a trial to be held when the articles are delivered by the House managers. No articles, no trial.
Nancy doesn't have some grand strategy. She was goaded into this farce by her far left squad wing and now she's trapped. She can sit in place and lose support or she can transmit her amazingly weak case to the Senate where Trump will be acquitted in record time. The idea that McConnell wanted Trump removed was just wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2020 02:52 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Buffalo Trace 90 proof
750ml $25.49
1 L $31.99
1.75 L $40.49
1792 Small Batch 750 ml $26.99
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020
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To someone like me whose drinking days encompassed prices like $4.95 for a fifth of Old Crow and $6.50 (splurging, baby!) for Cutty Sark, those prices are insane.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2020 02:53 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2020 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)
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1. Remove Trump
2. Destroy Party
3. Continue getting conservative justices on the judiciary by magic
4. Hookers and blow
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:53 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: SH
Sorry. It's gonna take decades to repair idea.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:53 PM (JtBPN)
Ayatollah not to come...
That ain't no way to have fun, son...
That ain't no way to have fun
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 06, 2020 02:53 PM (dfRN6)
Would that count? The delivering from the House is symbolic.
The Articles are already public record. He doesn't have to wait, unless he's planning to fuck this up.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (JtBPN)
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Nancy "Alzheimers and Dementia" Pelosi also has to appoint the House Managers /Prosecutors for this Peah Mint Farce.
Want to be that Shifty Adam Schiff and Jerry the Hutt Nadler are not named as House Managers unless it is a cast of thousands?
Posted by: rd at January 06, 2020 02:53 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM
He gave them the finger.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 02:48 PM (ejd/p)
That is a thread winner.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2020 02:51 PM
I forget who I stole that from last week, but I'll take it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 06, 2020 02:53 PM (ejd/p)
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No one thinks this is going well for Nancy. What they fear is that by allowing it to just sit there, it can come back in some way that hurts Trump. So why not use the fact that nothing exists now to squash it. At least this round of impeachment.
I can see both sides.
Posted by: SH at January 06, 2020 02:54 PM (sX1BW)
but all they find is a ring
FWIW, the NY Post interviewed a jeweler who said that Suleimani's ring was cheap stuff, silver rather than gold, and that any competent jeweler could make one like it for $200 or less.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 06, 2020 02:54 PM (pPNCa)
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 300 times, we won't be fooled again.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2020 02:54 PM (gt2pY)
I fell into a burning ring of fire.
I went down down down......
Oh hell.... I dont even have to change the lyrics.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2020 02:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Priapism at January 06, 2020 02:54 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 06, 2020 02:54 PM (pPNCa)
How much would it be worth if the jeweler was an incompetent hack?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 06, 2020 02:55 PM (XVuno)
750ml $25.49
1 L $31.99
1.75 L $40.49
1792 Small Batch 750 ml $26.99
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:50 PM (JtBPN)
I will vouch for this. It's good whiskey.
Posted by: Sponge at January 06, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Buffalo Trace 90 proof
750ml $25.49
1 L $31.99
1.75 L $40.49
1792 Small Batch 750 ml $26.99
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020
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To someone like me whose drinking days encompassed prices like $4.95 for a fifth of Old Crow and $6.50 (splurging, baby!) for Cutty Sark, those prices are insane.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2020 02:53 PM (Ejm1K)
I visited the real Cutty Sark in London last year. They never did explain why they named a brand of scotch after a tea clipper
Posted by: josephistan at January 06, 2020 02:55 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 06, 2020 02:41 PM (6+bVo)
The Iranians have got too many problems at home. They don't have 10 months to kick back and wait for the calendar to run. Of course their biggest problem is that anything they do now makes the situation even worse for them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 06, 2020 02:55 PM (GMR//)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2020 02:55 PM (Ejm1K)
Do they want to leave themselves weakened and take Russia up the ass? Probably no.
Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2020 02:55 PM (DCYln)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 06, 2020 02:55 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 06, 2020 02:55 PM (prSvo)
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 300 times, we won't be fooled again.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2020 02:54 PM (gt2pY)
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I honestly think that it's less stupid than it was before.
I shall call it the Less Stupid Than Before Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at January 06, 2020 02:56 PM (zZbCU)
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 300 times, we won't be fooled again.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2020 02:54 PM (gt2pY)
Fellas, fellas, stop the fighting! There's plenty of stupid from both parties!
Posted by: Ted K. at January 06, 2020 02:56 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 06, 2020 02:56 PM (8XRCm)
Correct. We have new generations of people cycling in and out that are being indoctrinated by MFM Mintruth. It takes repeated reintroductions to facts and context to counter media and geopolitical propaganda. And academia sure as hell won't be doing it right.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 06, 2020 02:56 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 06, 2020 02:56 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 06, 2020 02:57 PM (SRRAx)
I believe an attempt to explain was done but suppressed by the MSM and a complete failure by the conservative pundits / news to push back . Many people heard the arguments which means it was out there but I agree the follow up sucked.
Even today a great percentage are being fed and believe garbage despite the much better efforts of this administration to defend itself.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 06, 2020 02:57 PM (qcIWB)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 06, 2020 02:54 PM (pPNCa)
I was thinking it looked just like the kind of thing you used to be able to get at roadside stands up on the Navajo Reservation in Northern Az. Maybe you still can. Back in the day that kind of thing was a $20 or $30 special.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2020 02:58 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: SH
Sorry. It's gonna take decades to repair idea.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:53 PM (JtBPN)
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It will take a generational change, and with some of these clowns hanging on into their eighties and nineties, a Congressional Generation is a long freaking time.
Just look at the Democrats and their Geriatric Poliburo leadership. How long will they desperately cling to power as they are hauled out in coffins, one by one.
Posted by: rd at January 06, 2020 02:58 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
When a 750ml of my preferred runs $294.99, yeah, $26.99 is cheap.
750 ml of Macallan Triple Cask Fine Oak 18 yr old.
$294.99
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 02:58 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 06, 2020 02:59 PM (KP5rU)
Utter nonsense. Every part of it.
That's what I meant above about every sentence could be fisked.
Iran's nuke ambitions have not changed and these events change nothing.
Direct and proxy attacks on American targets date back decades and recently have ramped up, under the supervision of the dead Soleimani.
ISIS is nowhere near "staging a comeback" and that whole topic has nothing to do with offing this criminal garbage Soleimani.
And there's more/worse, elsewhere.
Iran is now "more unified". Right. A country beset by protests and even attacks against the regime and its security apparatus, in which chants denouncing Iran's foreign adventures are a standard prominent feature, is "unifying" because the arch-criminal in the eyes of the protesters has been killed.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2020 02:59 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: red speck at January 06, 2020 03:00 PM (nrC0n)
Right after Daffy Duck finally makes it Rabbit Season.
Posted by: DaveA at January 06, 2020 03:01 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2020 02:47 PM (Ejm1K)
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Old Crow is definitely around.
We buy it for mixing with coke, fruit juice, etc.
It has a nice flavor for that and is very cheap.
It's not for sipping or gourmet cocktails though.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 06, 2020 03:01 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: huerfano at January 06, 2020 01:37 PM (9dnxb)
Most of the comments were in Arabic, but I came across this:
"Manspreading!"
Posted by: Meremortal at January 06, 2020 03:03 PM (Bwqq4)
When a 750ml of my preferred runs $294.99, yeah, $26.99 is cheap.
750 ml of Macallan Triple Cask Fine Oak 18 yr old.
$294.99
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020
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Mr. Beam and Mr. Daniels are spinning rapidly in their graves.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 06, 2020 03:04 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Picric at January 06, 2020 03:06 PM (pO6iS)
Let's see if your god has the power to resurrect your little buddy....we'll wait...
Posted by: BuilderBerg at January 06, 2020 03:06 PM (lpCmy)
I believe that the overarching principle is that the overarching principle is that of leftism considered as a religion. Anything that supports leftist doctrine is to be supported; anything that does not is to be condemned.
The degree of support or condemnation is in proportion to the degree of significance and dedication to the leftist worldview.
Posted by: RM at January 06, 2020 03:08 PM (U3LtS)
We need to make that meme happen.
And watch all the indignant butthurt by those who can't say *why* they're offended.
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Is that like a Cutlass Supreme?
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NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)