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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/5/20)
"These are my scars on full display in 2019. I'm proud of my scars and love my body just the way it is. I call them my battle wounds because they signify the strength and perseverance it took to finally complete my transition." Jazz Jennings
Quote II
"And that may be true, I wasn't there and I don't know the facts that somebody in the congregation had their own gun and killed the person who murdered two other people, but it is the job of law enforcement to have guns and to decide when to shoot. You just do not want the average citizen carrying a gun in a crowded place." Former NYC Mayor, Michael Bloomberg, Candidate for POTUS
Quote III
We forget that knowledge can be found at all ages, and in all places. And ethics has nothing to do with degrees or pedigrees.Victor Davis Hanson
Quote IV
‘I feel for that Greta. She has been brainwashed into thinking that there is climate change and there isn’t. ‘She hasn’t done anything wrong but she’s been forced into thinking that what she is saying is true.’ Meat Loaf
Quote V
"Further data collection is not legally permissible. Both internally and externally, any classification that could be used to depreciate human beings must be avoided. In this respect, the use of the term 'family clan' (Familienclan) is forbidden from the police point of view."NRW Interior Minister Ralf Jäger
Quote VI
Tonight is the Golden Globe Awards. I don't have enough f*cks to give. I really don't. Misanthropic Humanitarian
Maybe our favorite homely adulteress will check this out.Top 10 atrocities of dead guy Soleimani.
Former VP Joe Biden is one creepy SOB.
They spent years fighting one another. Times have changed. If Iraq wants to be governed by Iran. So be it. The parliament of Iraq wants U.S. troops out.
BAGHDAD — Iraq’s Parliament called for the expulsion of U.S. troops from the country Sunday in reaction to the American drone attack that killed a top Iranian general, raising the prospect of a withdrawal that could allow a resurgence by Islamic State extremists. Lawmakers approved a resolution asking the Iraqi government to end the agreement under which Washington sent forces more than four years ago to help in the fight against ISIS. The bill is subject to approval by the Iraqi government. Even then, canceling the U.S.-Iraq agreement requires giving the Americans a one-year notice for withdrawal.
We took out a bad guy and can leave that f*cking hell hole. I'm OK with that. Wonder who Captain Bill and all of his faculty lounge warmongers are going to hate and want American treasure to die for next.
Don't worry, I will remain the Misanthropic Humanitarian not the "Naked Philanthropist".
A woman on Instagram just pulled off a massive, and rather nontraditional, fundraising campaign. Kaylen, who calls herself the “naked philanthropist” online, had a clever idea when she heard of the damage the fires in Australia are wreaking. On Jan. 3, Kaylen made a new post to her Instagram, promising an exchange with any users who were willing to donate. As long as at least $10 went to the cause, Kaylen would reward donors with a nude. Simple, sweet, and—as it turns out—massively effective. Over the course of the next several days, Kaylen managed to rack up more than $300,000 in donations.
Then. And. Now.
Sad.
My Semester With the Snowflakes - At 52, I was accepted to Yale as a freshman. The students I met there surprised me.
Now back to that bridge. I need to figure out how to actually build one. Good thing I’ve found a place where I can get help. If this place is peopled by “snowflakes” I’m proudly one of them. I’m a snowflake with a purple heart. Peace.
I can't wait to pull this prank...............
Jeez, I have no idea why the MSM is despised. No clue whatsoever.
The media has a less than stellar track record when it comes to their assessments of heinous, murderous leaders. Such was the case in 2017, when Time magazine referred to the now-deceased Iranian terrorist leader Qasem Soleimani as “James Bond, Erwin Rommel and Lady Gaga rolled into one.” Your eyes do not deceive you. Yes, this is an actual quote derived from Time’s 100 Most Influential list in which Soleimani was included. The introductory sentence written by former CIA analyst Kenneth M. Pollack is a quintessential example of the tone- deaf mentality those in the media possess: "To Middle Eastern Shi'ites, he is James Bond, Erwin Rommel and Lady Gaga rolled into one."
Elections have consequences. Every day water usage might make you a "criminal".
The blue governments that Californians continually vote in may have finally crossed the line, at least so it seems to these KTLA news anchors. A video of the show titled “KTLA 5 Morning News Anchors Get Redpilled,” shows the anchors discussing the matter at hand, specifically regarding California’s 55 gallon-of-water-per-day. “I’m not sure how I feel about this,” said anchor Jessica Holmes to her co-anchors. “You’re not going to be allowed to shower and do a load of laundry in the same day.” While that may sound insane, what California Attorney Richard Lee breaks down the hypothetical figures.
I believe there is a bar of soap and a shower joke to be made.
Tomorrow, January 6th is #JewishandProud Day. If you are going to celebrate, keep your head on a swivel.
“Whether you have a kippah, a necklace with a Jewish symbol, a t-shirt written in Hebrew, or anything else identifiably Jewish, wear your Jewishness publicly and proudly, in the United States or abroad, in cities big and small,” said the AJC. “Even if you don’t have something identifiably Jewish to wear, print our #JewishandProud sign or make your own image featuring the #JewishandProud slogan and post a photo of yourself with the image and hashtag on social media.” Those who are not Jewish are invited to use the hashtag online or submit a message at AJC.org/JewishandProud about what they will be doing in 2020 to support the Jewish community.
On this day: 5 Jan 1998
American singer, producer, and politician Sonny Bono was killed in a skiing accident at a resort near Lake Tahoe, aged 62. Bono who was one half on Sonny and Cher scored the 1965 UK & US No.1 single 'I Got You Babe' and had become a US Congressman. The United States Sonny Bono Copyright Term Extension Act of 1998, which extended the term of copyright by 20 years, was named in honor of Bono when it was passed by Congress nine months after his death. via thisdayinmusic
On this day: 5 Jan 2004
Kinks singer Ray Davies was shot in the leg while on holiday in New Orleans. The 59-year-old singer-songwriter was shot when running after two men who stole his girlfriend's purse at gunpoint. Davies was admitted to the Medical Centre of Louisiana but his injuries were not considered serious. New Orleans police said one person had been arrested, and police were still searching for the second. via thisdayinmusic.com
I hope the dog doesn't contract rabies. Genius Award Winner.
A Florida man is facing several charges after police say he assaulted an officer and bit the ear of a K-9 dog while naked and high on methamphetamines last week. Donald Watts, 38, was arrested Saturday for multiple charges including simple battery, two counts of resisting an officer/ arrest and one count of aggravated battery on a service dog, inmate records online showed.
Who knew that spare change could make such a difference. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Back in 2016, a determined Irishman began collecting spare change to help sick children—and he is now on track to buy an MRI machine for a local hospital. Liam Duggan first started pursuing his dream of building a children’s hospital by standing outside of a local cafe with a cardboard sign so he could gather spare change from generous passerby.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 09:37 PM (x/2Z8)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 05, 2020 09:38 PM (J3vQe)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 09:38 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 05, 2020 09:39 PM (w2TA9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 09:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 09:39 PM (x/2Z8)
Posted by: ... at January 05, 2020 09:40 PM (lmYIz)
Posted by: wing at January 05, 2020 09:40 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 09:40 PM (XVuno)
That video of Pervy Biden is simply unbelievable.
He is either mentally ill or demented.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 09:41 PM (TdMsT)
This is worse than cutting your nose off to spite your face.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 05, 2020 09:41 PM (xmKbk)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 09:42 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Dr Alice at January 05, 2020 09:42 PM (oW/8k)
Her PDT dis was mindless drivel. We're gonna win big in November, and, inshalla, she'll O.D. out next to her pool.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 05, 2020 09:42 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 09:42 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 09:43 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 05, 2020 09:43 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 09:41 PM (TdMsT)
Freaking perv.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 09:43 PM (aA3+G)
Biden had a major brain aneurysm or tumor back in the 80's.
His brain has been operating at 50% since, and declining.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 05, 2020 09:44 PM (sKPiu)
Posted by: Conan at January 05, 2020 09:44 PM (KCg8W)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 09:46 PM (BiNEL)
Anyone catch that stupid-ass tantrum Roseanne or Patricia or Cuntwaffle or whateverthefuckhernameis Arquette just threw at the GGlobes?
I actually screamed SHUT UP BITCH! at the TV.
Fuck these people. Seriously.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2020 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dr Alice
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This confused the hell out of me all day as my oakie dokie official catholic calendar had today as the Epiphany and tomorrow is not a holy day of obligation. But I knew it was tomorrow.
After much research, (I know, I have to get a life), it turns out when The Epiphany falls on a Sat or Mon, it magically moves to Sun. on the church liturgical calendar.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 09:46 PM (Y4EXg)
You're exactly wrong. It's the sub-average we're worried about.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 09:46 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 09:43 PM (aA3+G)
Hi behavior with children is sickening.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
Love the song too - Dance Fever.
I'm with you on the Golden Globes. Ditto for other "awards" programs.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 05, 2020 09:48 PM (fNFgo)
Calendar logic...
Posted by: Dr Alice at January 05, 2020 09:48 PM (oW/8k)
As previously stated, I have no fucks to give.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 05, 2020 09:48 PM (qZdIZ)
I haven't watched any awards shows in probably 15 years. I'm sure there's footage out there somewhere but not sure I want to waste my time watching it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2020 09:50 PM (dUJdY)
Go find the ~7 minute video of his intro speech.
He was vicious. It was glorious. (He even threw in an "Epstein didn't kill himself" it was so good.)
Posted by: filbert at January 05, 2020 09:50 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 09:50 PM (HxXVW)
I hope everyone is doing well thus far in the New Year. Blessings, good health, safety and wealth to all you Morons and COBs.
Posted by: turambar at January 05, 2020 09:50 PM (Gylu/)
Anyway, if you haven't seen the Twitchy thing, watch it. The end of the video is outstanding.
Posted by: Joanne at January 05, 2020 09:50 PM (A07hL)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at January 05, 2020 09:51 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2020 09:51 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
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OTOH, Hillary bathes in their blood.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 09:51 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2020 09:51 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 05, 2020 09:52 PM (2VfgB)
This is one project I'm not looking forward to. It's going to go on for months.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 09:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Bitter Clinger, 2020
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 09:50 PM (HxXVW)
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Now, now. Looks like someone has been forced to eat kale again.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2020 09:52 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 09:52 PM (JFO2v)
So oftentimes I have to overhear what these idiots have to say sometimes. I could tell from the second she opened her mouth that a tantrum was coming.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2020 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: IC at January 05, 2020 09:53 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2020 09:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 05, 2020 09:53 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2020 09:53 PM (RueoN)
I'm a citizen, not a subject, and I'll handle my own protection as necessary. Because I suck a lot less at shooting than many cops.
Posted by: GWB at January 05, 2020 09:53 PM (bdPbP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 09:51 PM (XVuno)
Hillary looks like one of those people who don't smell good. It must be very off-putting to children.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 09:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2020 09:52 PM (/669Q)
.....
Lol.
Actually, my honey-bunny told me today that she loves me.
Which is its own problem. I have to question the mentality of anyone that could love me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 09:54 PM (HxXVW)
American singer, producer, and politician Sonny Bono was killed in a skiing accident at a resort near Lake Tahoe, aged 62.
The Day The Music Died
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 09:54 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2020 09:54 PM (dUJdY)
LOL!
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at January 05, 2020 09:55 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2020 09:56 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2020 09:51 PM (axyOa)
As an Iranian exile (who is delighted Gen. Shitbag is dead) said, lots of people who don't even know Iranians are not Arabs are suddenly experts on Iran.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 05, 2020 09:56 PM (d6Ksn)
Her PDT dis was mindless drivel. We're gonna win big in November, and, inshalla, she'll O.D. out next to her pool.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 05, 2020 09:42 PM (+fPHo)
I noticed she only got only polite perfunctory applause .
Posted by: WisRich at January 05, 2020 09:56 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2020 09:56 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 05, 2020 09:56 PM (VcFUs)
Bitter Clinger, 2020
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 09:50 PM (HxXVW)
Can't say I disagree but what brought that on?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 09:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 05, 2020 09:42 PM (+fPHo)
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What's wrong with IN the pool?
Posted by: Zombie Brian Jones at January 05, 2020 09:58 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 09:58 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 05, 2020 09:58 PM (fNFgo)
"Out of all the candidates running, Mike Bloomberg is the only one with the courage to take your guns away, *and* put you disgusting coal miners out of work!"
It's like these were written by monkeys whose mothers drank while they were pregnant, and then went to an Ivy League school.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 09:58 PM (Vgw1E)
It's my understanding that Epiphany ALWAYS moves to the second Sunday after Christmas in the current U.S. Catholic calendar. The rules may be different for the Tridentine/Extraordinary Form/Latin Mass or for non-Roman Rites (e.g. Byzantine).
Posted by: Secret Square at January 05, 2020 09:58 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 09:57 PM (NWiLs)
.....
Trust me, you don't want to know.
And that discussional can of worms needn't be opened on this thread. We're all having fun here.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 09:59 PM (HxXVW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2020 09:59 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Secret Square
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Yes - the rules change depending on the form of the Mass.
I can't keep up. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 09:59 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2020 09:54 PM (dUJdY)
Why, for God's sake?
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Antiochus Epiphanie at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (XVuno)
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Trust me, you don't want to know.
And that discussional can of worms needn't be opened on this thread. We're all having fun here.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 09:59 PM (HxXVW)
Well alrighty then.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs)
Yes; You should question that. Anytime that question comes up replace it with "God loves me" and so do _____ &______ (your daughter, your friends, your pastor at the church, etc. You seem like a thoughtful man who cares about others and works hard at getting closer to God. Wat's not to love?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (sLVyZ)
These same pinheads are having a lot of trouble with liters and gallons in the California water story.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (l9m7l)
The base should include a huge runway (capable of handling B52s in ME heat), an Iron Dome-like system, decent barracks with the capacity to add thousands of troops in tents or whatnot in short order, and maneuver and firing ranges.
From there we can simply reach out and touch whomever needs to be touched (like Soleimaini was touched, or like Saddam was touched - anywhere along that spectrum).
Posted by: GWB at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (bdPbP)
This should be our Eurovision entry.
Mr Appleby wins the internet.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2020 10:01 PM (WdocV)
A big Huzzah!!! here.
Tickled Pink hardest hit?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2020 10:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2020 10:01 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 09:46 PM (elfAG)
Like the sub-average that never concern themselves with gun-free spaces or the illegal use of an illegal gun?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:01 PM (BiNEL)
How far behind am I?
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (sLVyZ)
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Do yourself a favor. Give up now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 10:01 PM (XVuno)
"Out of all the candidates running, Mike Bloomberg is the only one with the courage to take your guns away, *and* put you disgusting coal miners out of work!"
It's like these were written by monkeys whose mothers drank while they were pregnant, and then went to an Ivy League school.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 09:58 PM (Vgw1E)
My favorite comment was that the poor should be taxed more so they can't afford to make unhealthy decisions.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:02 PM (TdMsT)
Which is why we will fight you every step of the way so that your measures are only half-measures!
Posted by: Democrats and Endless War, Inc. at January 05, 2020 10:02 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2020 10:03 PM (WdocV)
Which reminds me... Dr. T, I've been meaning to ask ya how the past semester went. How far down the history timeline did you get and how much got through to the young skulls full of mush?
Posted by: Secret Square at January 05, 2020 10:03 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2020 09:59 PM (dUJdY)
Jewells!!! It will be so fun to see you again!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:04 PM (TdMsT)
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At least they are being honest now...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2020 10:04 PM (WdocV)
How far behind am I?
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (sLVyZ)
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Do yourself a favor. Give up now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 10:01 PM (XVuno)
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Too early for gun stuff but bewbs have already been mentioned.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2020 10:04 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2020 09:59 PM (dUJdY)
Jewells!!! It will be so fun to see you again!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:04 PM (TdMsT)
I think I shall bring more toys to share.
...the ones that didn't fall out of the canoe.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2020 10:04 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 10:04 PM (HxXVW)
Love the song too - Dance Fever.
I'm with you on the Golden Globes. Ditto for other "awards" programs.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 05, 2020 09:48 PM (fNFgo)
Thanks & glad you enjoyed the silly song
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 10:05 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2020 10:05 PM (WdocV)
...the ones that didn't fall out of the canoe.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2020 10:04 PM (0ReGO)
Ooooo--toys!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jmel at January 05, 2020 10:06 PM (OeWgo)
Suggested edit.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 05, 2020 10:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 05, 2020 10:06 PM (xkSJa)
Since the alt-left base is in full fake outrage, I expect the D candidates to make new tv ads about Iran appealing to the pro Iran anti American base in the Democrat party.
Posted by: Soothie at January 05, 2020 10:06 PM (sKPiu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 10:01 PM (XVuno)
Made me laugh.
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 10:07 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
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At least they are being honest now...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2020 10:04 PM (WdocV)
The sub-text is that the
all the citizens should be taxed into the camps where they are not able to make
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:07 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2020 10:07 PM (oVJmc)
...the ones that didn't fall out of the canoe.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2020 10:04 PM (0ReGO)
Ooooo--toys!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 05, 2020 10:08 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 10:04 PM (HxXVW)
I'm not, but try to be kind to yourself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:09 PM (WI7YS)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:08 PM (NWiLs
Oh you!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:08 PM (NWiLs)
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Steady, boy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 10:09 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2020 10:09 PM (/669Q)
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Plastic surgery for women wanting to look like better looking women. Bad.
Plastic surgery for men wanting to look like better looking women. Good.
Isn't that easy?
Posted by: The Left at January 05, 2020 10:09 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Miklos "Navin" Johnson at January 05, 2020 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2020 10:07 PM (oVJmc)
Like a fake vagina that has no function whatever.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: IC at January 05, 2020 10:10 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (l9m7l)
* * * *
Amen, brother.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 05, 2020 10:11 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Nobody at January 05, 2020 10:11 PM (MjF/K)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2020 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Drone Operator at January 05, 2020 10:12 PM (NgKpN)
Really pretty picture. Thank you for sharing it tonight MisHum!
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2020 10:12 PM (A7tBu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 05, 2020 10:00 PM (l9m7l)
* * * *
True That
Posted by: wing at January 05, 2020 10:12 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:13 PM (8kWXA)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 05, 2020 10:13 PM (G546f)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:13 PM (8kWXA)
Preach!
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2020 10:14 PM (A7tBu)
He responded it would be perfect if she and ValJar went to the funeral and when they tried to re-enter the country be blocked from entry for legal issues and supporting terrorism!~
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:14 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 10:14 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:15 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: Jewells45
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My face will be pretty old. HA!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 10:15 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: turambar at January 05, 2020 10:15 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2020 10:15 PM (A7tBu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:15 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:16 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 05, 2020 10:16 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:17 PM (8kWXA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 05, 2020 10:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2020 10:17 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 05, 2020 10:17 PM (n4y+3)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:16 PM (ESXqC)
Oh yes. Encouraged by his mother ever since he was three or four years old.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
The Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church is an open and affirming congregation of the United Church of Christ which renews and strengthens its commitment to advocate justice and equality for all people in all areas of society.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:18 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: IC at January 05, 2020 10:10 PM (sYDum)
To persist in making dumb political statements even after Ricky Gervais mocked celebs making dumb political statements in his opener shows they have to stick to their ridiculous scripts. Blanchard was determined to virtue signal.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 05, 2020 10:18 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2020 10:18 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 05, 2020 10:17 PM (n4y+3)
Like that ever happens...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:19 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:16 PM (ESXqC)
Oh yes. Encouraged by his mother ever since he was three or four years old.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
Evil.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
and even the leftist idiots here were thrilled, the "Vote" in their Parliament was a big fraud. The militias had been threatening the lives and the families of anyone who voted against the resolution, so the Sunni's and the Kurds boycotted the session, and *only* the pro-Iranian Shiite deputies showed up today. And even with an all-Iranian session, even they were scared to do more than vote for a fairly mealy mouthed statement of intent with no enforcement provisions.
So, Trump won today. and Yesterday. and He's going to win Tomorrow.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2020 10:20 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 10:20 PM (7rVsF)
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What exactly is "bottom surgery"?
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2020 10:18 PM (UUBmN)
Below the waist. Getting your junk chopped off and a fake nonfunctioning vag sewn into your crotch.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:20 PM (NWiLs)
Only if it's to point and laugh.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 05, 2020 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2020 10:18 PM
I first guess would be a repair of one or more anal fissures...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 10:21 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
Beyond evil.
And fully endorsed and subsidized by the left.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
You'd think people would understand these people READ scripts written by someone else and make a nice living for it. It's not like they get paid to think for a living!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 10:21 PM (7WaWV)
* * * *
I think I just found a way for Ace to make some extra dough... How about the "Naked Ewok"?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 05, 2020 10:21 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:21 PM (8kWXA)
No mention of salvation, heart warming
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Many not-stupid, reasonable, and knowledgeable people saying very dumb, formulaic crap. The non-elite nature of the "elites" does not just apply to the racist-authoritarians.
Just one of many examples. Trump's reference to cultural sites as potential targets in Iran almost surely relates to the typical regional practice of committing a war crime* by placing legit military targets in/near "protected" sites under int'l law.
Yet many otherwise sensible people very well informed on the region are reacting as though Trump was just trying to sound as unshackled as possible, and clumsily risking alienation of Iran's populace, who clearly would be fine with wholesale regime change in Tehran.
* deliberately placing legitimate military targets in protected locations, such as hospitals, places of worship, schools - such as was standard practice for Saddam and the dirtbag thugs who we defeated after his demise - is *itself* a war crime, while an attack on these targets is not ipso facto a crime
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2020 10:22 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Insomniac
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You mean having an open wound installed that you keep from healing on purpose?
What will they think of next?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 10:22 PM (Y4EXg)
https://bit.ly/2FmzITV
(halfway down the breitbart article)
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 10:22 PM (jOEDM)
What will they think of next?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 10:22 PM (Y4EXg)
I shudder to think.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2020 10:23 PM (A7tBu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2020 10:24 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2020 10:20 PM (V2Yro)
Why can't Trump be reasonable and understand that a "red line" is a metaphysical construct not anything anyone actually believes in!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:24 PM (BiNEL)
If you're not crude & vulgar, last nights comments from a couple of commenters were uncalled for
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2020 10:23 PM (A7tBu)
Exactly!!!
Why bother!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ALH
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Why to "virtue" signal, of course!
But yeah, the hole concept is ridiculous.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 10:25 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 05, 2020 10:25 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 10:22 PM (Y4EXg)
Something cute with a blown out sphincter!
Posted by: LBGTQ at January 05, 2020 10:25 PM (NSFCQ)
Oh yes. Quid Pro Joe Bribem cannot control himself. Dementia big time.
Posted by: JAS at January 05, 2020 10:26 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:26 PM (8kWXA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Did you show them your Humanitarian side? You sure have a lot of patience.
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2020 10:27 PM (A7tBu)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:27 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:27 PM (ESXqC)
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I remember when they had a clutch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 10:28 PM (XVuno)
Although you could be right, and if Iran has even a few functioning brain cells left we may never know for sure, I took his comment completely differently.
I think he was letting them know that he was threatening to blow up the great Mausoleum of the Ayatollah Khomeini, located in Tehran, which is a hugely important symbol. Taking that out would hurt them 100 times more than any economic or military target ever could. For us, it would be like blowing up the Jefferson and Lincoln memorials.
It's the symbol of the Legitimacy of their Regime.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2020 10:28 PM (V2Yro)
And the full political context - in an Iraq where much of the parliament is politically under siege, specifically for being tools of Iran (whose consulates have been burned several times recently by grassroots mobs), and the PM has been forced to bow out - is also completely missing from "reporting" or most people's understanding.
And it's not just the "leftists" ignorantly celebrating this development. Will leave that, at that, for now.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2020 10:28 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:27 PM (ESXqC)
Supposedly transvestism and transsexualism aren't necessarily the same thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)
Gay marriage and sodomy being the issues.
My last wife claimed to be a Methodist. She'd get mad when I asked her what method she preferred.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 05, 2020 10:29 PM (Tt761)
Step by step, inch by inch
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 05, 2020 10:29 PM (xnvzL)
Posted by: Resist we much at January 05, 2020 10:29 PM (1QVYc)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 05, 2020 10:29 PM (2DOZq)
Just another reason for suicide
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:27 PM (ESXqC)
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I remember when they had a clutch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 10:28 PM (XVuno)
No self-respecting drag queen would carry a handbag.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Maybe Westboro wasn't so wacky.
Posted by: lee at January 05, 2020 10:29 PM (5gkls)
The Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston's calendar has the Epiphany Holy Day of Obligation observed on January 5th this year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 10:29 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:26 PM (8kWXA)
Thanks for the warning. I certainly will be careful about churches that have women in leadership positions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:30 PM (WI7YS)
https://bit.ly/36pO160
It's even more biting than you're expecting.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 10:30 PM (oTMWb)
That top picture is outstanding!
Posted by: t-bird
It reminds me of the beginning of a Thames TV production.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2020 10:30 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:30 PM (8kWXA)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:13 PM (8kWXA)
....
And here I was trying to avoid introducing this very subject.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 10:31 PM (jaoen)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:31 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 10:31 PM (oTMWb)
I was in a good mood and 2 of the 3 commenters are regulars.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: lee at January 05, 2020 10:29 PM
The whole Westboro Baptist Church thing was an elaborate 'false-flag' op by the left and Gay, Inc....
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 10:32 PM (7WaWV)
I don't think the men are actually having sex with men on the ASHQ website. I think you probably need some special glasses that they use in video games to do that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:33 PM (WI7YS)
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It's the citizen's job to get shot if the cops aren't there. Sorry but you need to know your place.
Posted by: Bloomberg 2020 at January 05, 2020 10:33 PM (Eicbe)
The wasting of a cultural site can have a big effect in warfare, and go a long ways toward creating the mindset necessary for accepting defeat.
Imagine here the impact of having an enemy's missile attack ruining forever Independence Hall in Philadelphia, or whatever building in D.C. houses the founding documents. Or St Patrick's cathedral in NYC.
The knowledge that the enemy had precision-targeted sites like that and then in fact hit them with dead-on accuracy, would be shocking.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 05, 2020 10:33 PM (+fPHo)
Kids and their hi-jinks!
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2020 10:33 PM (A7tBu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:33 PM (ESXqC)
If he keeps this up for a few more years, that is.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2020 10:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
You don't have your jersey with your favorite football player's name on the back?
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 05, 2020 10:34 PM (2DOZq)
Thanks for the warning. I certainly will be careful about churches that have women in leadership positions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
*cackles*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 10:35 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:36 PM (8kWXA)
Just blow up Iran oil refineries and make them walk
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:36 PM (ESXqC)
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This question is confusing.
Posted by: An Islamic Doctor performing Clitoridectomies at January 05, 2020 10:36 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:36 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
"Look, you're actors. You probably spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. You can't possibly know a thing about the outside world and its doings, so please don't use the microphone when accepting your awards, to say something about politics. Just come up, say thank you, thank your agent, and then get the fuck off the stage."
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 05, 2020 10:36 PM (+fPHo)
Thanks for noting that. I certainly don't plan to be around any heretical woman. God bless you and good night!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:37 PM (WI7YS)
Isn't there a BBC picture similar to the top one? I'm seeing a picture of Big Ben in there somewhere, but also getting flashes of Monty Python.
Posted by: t-bird
https://tinyurl.com/yjn5434j
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2020 10:37 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 05, 2020 10:38 PM (ykYG2)
Banhammer?
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:38 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
Make sure you drink a lot of water when taking those pre-workout supplements.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 05, 2020 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
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A. He'll probably never be allowed to host the SAG awards again.
B. He'll probably consider it a badge of honor.
C. Looks like this is the condensed, and, dare I say, clean, version?
D. Good for Mr. Gervais.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 10:38 PM (WEBkv)
The answer in a pluralistic society which embraces freedom is that personal behavior is not to be restricted by Government UNLESS and UNTIL it crosses a line and interferes with the freedoms and behavior of someone else. And yes, picketing and demonstrating against other people, not the government, is NOT political, it is abusive, and I would gladly use police and or military force to stamp all of it out. I would crush Westboro just as happily as I would crush Antifa.
When anyone on any side tries to drag me into THEIR culture, then that is when my line is crossed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2020 10:38 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
You don't have your jersey with your favorite football player's name on the back?
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 05, 2020 10:34 PM (2DOZq)
Um, no. The only sports anything I have is an Orlando Magic T-shirt that showed up on my doorstep as some kind of promotion.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 05, 2020 10:36 PM (+fPHo)
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Liking Gervais a little more...
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 10:39 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 05, 2020 09:56 PM (d6Ksn)
DJT really needs to send an unambiguous message to the ethnic Persians, and the few remaining Christians and/or Zoroastrians, that they will have American support if they depose the mullahs, and relegate all muzzies to third-class citizen status.
Make Persia Great Again!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 10:40 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 05, 2020 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
Yep, always do.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:40 PM (8kWXA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
That used to be me with OSU football.
I have transferred my addiction elsewhere!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
He's still a loathsome prat. He's just made enough money that now he can be loathsome to everyone and it won't change his lifestyle all that much.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 05, 2020 10:41 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:41 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: t-bird
https://tinyurl.com/yjn5434j
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2020 10:37 PM (aKsyK)
Yes, the Thames TV logo. That was at either the beginning or end of almost every Brit TV production in the 70's, 80's, and 90's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2020 10:41 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2020 10:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Secret Square at January 05, 2020 10:03 PM (9WuX0)
Shoot, missed this.
The semester went well. I taught U.S. History to 1865, and while it was mostly freshmen who were taking the course because they had to, I did have a lot of them tell me they really enjoyed the course and learned a lot from it.
And I think some of it got through to them. Obviously, I'm not going to bloviate on the glories of capitalism every lecture, but I also made it clear that I thought a lot of those evil Dead White Men were to be admired, and some of the students saw that. The final essays I graded on the Civil War, for example, often had things to say like "I think Grant and Lee were both trying to do what they thought was right," etc. At the very least, I don't think a lot of my students are going to go out and vandalize statues of the Founding Fathers.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 10:41 PM (Vgw1E)
'next in line', you are being a jerk. Quit it.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 05, 2020 10:42 PM (ykYG2)
Why the hell shouldn't cultural sites be forbidden? Our enemies certainly target ours...
Overall the rules of war we are supposed to accept nowadays are stupid and one sided and a large part of the reason we have trouble beating the backwards scum and villainy we are generally at war with.
Find a copy of the rules we had on Jan 1, 1942 and reprint those - they'll do fine...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2020 10:42 PM (WdocV)
Thanks. Now I know why the word 'Thames' was so prominent (although my brain was not putting it on the picture in my memory)
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 10:42 PM (TQyCa)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:43 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2020 10:41 PM (oVJmc)
False flag all the way.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:43 PM (NWiLs)
226 of all the terms I could use to describe Fenelon, 'deceiver' is not at all one of them.
'next in line', you are being a jerk. Quit it.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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Being an asshole is more like it.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 05, 2020 10:43 PM (+ldAm)
Fen won't say this but I will.
Fuck off asshole.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 05, 2020 10:43 PM (aS1PU)
At the very least, I don't think a lot of my students are going to go out and vandalize statues of the Founding Fathers.
Posted by: Dr. T
That's a sophomore class.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2020 10:44 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:44 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 05, 2020 10:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
From "The Devil's Dictionary", by Ambrose Bierce (over 100 years old, it's still spot on)
ACADEME, n. An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.
ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern school where football is taught.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2020 10:44 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2020 10:07 PM (oVJmc)
Because their brains are fucked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 10:44 PM (LxWV7)
Article today said he spent millions salting state AGs with his toadies.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2020 10:45 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)
Name calling without citation? Sounds like something one would try to do when attempting to deceive others.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 05, 2020 10:45 PM (xkSJa)
place." Former NYC Mayor, Michael Bloomberg, Candidate for POTUS
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I say old chap, dead on! DEAD ON!
Posted by: King George III at January 05, 2020 10:45 PM (WdocV)
http://www.bluesteelranch.co/ courses.html
This is about 200 miles East of Albq.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 05, 2020 10:46 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Still a gentleman and a scholar, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:46 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
Well, it's a good place to stick an M80 with a lit fuse that you no longer want to hold in your hand any more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 10:46 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Moki at January 05, 2020 10:46 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:40 PM (8kWXA)
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Women not being in leadership isn't part of the Gospel.
Lydia was quite influential in Phillipi.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 10:47 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
Well, it's a good place to stick an M80 with a lit fuse that you no longer want to hold in your hand any more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 10:46 PM (LxWV7)
Talk about getting banged.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
She's the victim of child abuse; she should be separated from her parents and they should be flogged.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2020 10:47 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:40 PM (8kWXA)
Personal attacks on here won't be allowed. I suggest you call it a night
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 05, 2020 10:47 PM (n4y+3)
Westboro strategy for their living was to bait people to commit a minor assault on them and then sue them. Quite a group giving baptists a bad name and lawyers a worse one.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable
Aren't they all just one big family of lawyers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2020 10:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:49 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:40 PM (8kWXA)
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And you are a self-righteous jackass who is unable to grasp that it is not possible for flawed men to preach a true and unadulterated Gospel.
All a pastor can do is try to teach to the Bible as best he can, based on his understanding, and it is up to the church members to check what is being taught against scripture.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 10:49 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: CrustyB at January 05, 2020 10:49 PM (/59S3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable
You can give lawyers a worse name?
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (Vgw1E)
his parents have done him terrible harm
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (G546f)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2020 10:42 PM (WdocV)
Remember DEMOCRAT President Truman had to remind the Japanese twice that we had a Declaration of War in place!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:18 PM (WI7YS)
That reeks of wokeness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 10:31 PM (jaoen)
Unlike the otters.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (LxTcq)
Throwing the first stone and all .....
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
Well, nobody is perfect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:51 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2020 10:51 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 10:31 PM (jaoen)
Unlike the otters.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (LxTcq)
Don't you like surprises???
Posted by: the otters at January 05, 2020 10:51 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 10:47 PM (Eicbe)
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Judges, Deborah.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 10:51 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:51 PM (ESXqC)
Glad to hear that. I rather suspect that, as with the Boomers (who were not all pot smoking hippies) the Millennials may not be nearly as snowflaky as the internet would have us believe...
Posted by: Secret Square at January 05, 2020 10:52 PM (9WuX0)
Keeping track of what's been transferred can be confusing.
Imho, we need to put everything back where it was and stop accommodating 'modern man', and possible lazy priests. Won't hurt you to go to Mass two days in a row sometimes.
Posted by: sal at January 05, 2020 10:52 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: Moki at January 05, 2020 10:46 PM (mFoNl)
Hi Moki! Well, fortune and fame haven't arrived at my doorstep or anything but I'm keeping my motto in mind and am determined to push forward. How about you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 05, 2020 10:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2020 10:51 PM (xj2l7)
Or there's going to be some spectacular demolition videos on youtube!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 10:52 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:21 PM (8kWXA)
He had himself made into a sexbot made out of meat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 10:53 PM (LxWV7)
You can give lawyers a worse name?
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (Vgw1E)
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Man. That hurts. It really hurts.
*tear of wounded anguish runs down cheek*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 10:53 PM (XVuno)
In Isaiah 58, the Lord makes fairly clear that the adherence to legalistic practices outwardly while ignoring the wishes of God at his heart is not what draws God near to us, delights Him and draws Him to us when we call.
Jesus reminds us of the same in Mark 2:23 when legalists determine His actions aren't in keeping with the law in an effort to place their own judgement and ritual over the earnest desires of the Lord.
If the Lord speaks through a female, He speaks through a female. You'll know the righteousness of it through the Lord's revealed word in Scripture. I've yet to read anything from Fen's posts that drive mankind away from the heart of God, only towards it.
I have, on untold instances, heard many a male try to pervert the holy word of the Lord. We'd do well to stop pretending that the truth can only come from type of human, and instead focus on the personal knowledge of God and His expectations for us.
That's my opinion and that's my relationship with the Lord. John the Baptist did not draw the approval of the Pharisees in his time, and yet the truth of the Lord and His only begotten son were witnessed by him while all others thought him mad.
Truth and righteousness will come from where God wills it, our rules be damned. I will take the proper subservient position and listen.
Also, I've had four Miller Lites, so I may be spitballing here.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 10:53 PM (jaoen)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2020 10:51 PM (xj2l7)
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That's a 180 from our usual practice of making a gift of everything we leave behind. And we leave a shit ton of stuff behind when we go.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 05, 2020 10:53 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 05, 2020 10:54 PM (n4y+3)
Bolton had to check into the hospital
his priapism was beginning to ossify.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2020 10:54 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 10:53 PM (LxWV7)
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"Pardon me, while I remove this device."
Bzzzzt
"Oopsie, forgot there were still batteries in it."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 10:54 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 10:53 PM (XVuno)
Well done, was that a billable moment?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:54 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (Vgw1E)
*racks slide*
I'm sorry, what was that?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:13 PM (8kWXA)
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False Dichotomy.
Don't know anything about Wantagh Memorial. I still agree with their placard. I also am a firm believer in letting Matthew 19 solve questions about marriage for me.
None of the above are contradictions to me.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 10:55 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 05, 2020 10:55 PM (2DOZq)
https://bit.ly/37CqTkF
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 10:55 PM (dzJ3R)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque, Deplorable and proud of it at January 05, 2020 10:55 PM (KXHve)
Also, I've had four Miller Lites, so I may be spitballing here.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 10:53 PM (jaoen)
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Prophetesses of God are mentioned a couple of times in the New Testament.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 10:56 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 05, 2020 10:56 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 10:53 PM (XVuno)
That there is some serious cultural appropriation.
You owe all Italians an apology!
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 10:56 PM (sLVyZ)
O'Neill cylinders fix that. 20 km long and about 3.6 km radius, spinning at a nice slow 2.8 degrees a second to reduce Coriolis effect. That's 8.666 ms-2, just like Venus at 70 km up, and not far from our 9.8. Pad out the outside with a sh!tload of shielding... or just hollow out an asteroid and let its silica do the trick.
Park this sucker at Venus' L4 or L5, or even high in Venus' orbit. Now everyone has a place to stay when mining Venus or (more likely) those inner asteroids. And to shield those interplanetary ships which can get flown out to Mars, Jupiter and so on.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 05, 2020 10:56 PM (ykYG2)
BC: Eloquently and, I think, correctly said!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 10:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 10:56 PM (7WaWV)
No more Brought To You by church photos
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (Vgw1E)
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Than "lawyer"?!
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 10:57 PM (Eicbe)
https://tinyurl.com/yeraghpx
https://tinyurl.com/yf672lbf
https://tinyurl.com/yzote6xz
https://tinyurl.com/yhn85qzc
https://tinyurl.com/yh6kwb4j
Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2020 10:58 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 10:58 PM (T+std)
No more Brought To You by church photos
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)
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Heh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 10:58 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:18 PM (WI7YS)
That reeks of wokeness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (LxWV7)
The United Church of Christ, from what I know of it, is extremely woke. Definitely not to be confused with the Church of Christ.
I think it's partly derived from the old New England Congregational Church, which also gave us the Unitarians and the Transcendentalists and the other whackos.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 10:58 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
I think drag queen Shirley "Cha-Cha" Muldowney had a clutch.
Posted by: Average Guy at January 05, 2020 10:58 PM (BaHwF)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 05, 2020 10:54 PM
Most of them, although Fred had been disbarred...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 10:58 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Average Guy at January 05, 2020 10:58 PM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 10:56 PM (7WaWV)
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I could buy that.
At one bible study, knowing that the WBC was going to protest a soldier's funeral, my prayer request was that the WBC bus would break down.
I hope for their sake they aren't playing at religion to bring dishoner to a type of Christianity.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 10:59 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 10:59 PM (T+std)
https://tinyurl.com/yf895c2q
https://tinyurl.com/yj8hgrac
https://tinyurl.com/yjdwt5pz
https://tinyurl.com/ygztke84
https://tinyurl.com/yghdpb4n
Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2020 11:00 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 05, 2020 11:00 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 05, 2020 10:54 PM
Most of them, although Fred had been disbarred...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 10:58 PM (7WaWV)
So Westboro Church Baptist Church of Lawyers?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 11:00 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (Vgw1E)
*racks slide*
I'm sorry, what was that?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)
I'm sorry.
I said--
*pulls out megaphone*
--YOU CAN GIVE LAWYERS A WORSE NAME???
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 11:01 PM (Vgw1E)
Yeah, if you'd been drinking beer you might have gotten a bit long winded.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 05, 2020 11:01 PM (xkSJa)
Some things about meat:
1. He's usually a political
2. He spoke out about Greta Scoldberg
3. He doesn't believe in the climate change BS
2 oughta 3 ain't bad.
Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2020 11:01 PM (/2WMV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:01 PM (NWiLs)
Aldi was out, it was late in the day, and they Aldi guy in the aisle picking up some empty boxes said they get a truck every morning, and scallions would be on the truck.
In fact, I though, they were probably already on that truck, just loaded minutes ago, and the reason they are on and in the right quantity, have to do with systems, not people. Computers, the cloud, server farms, fiber optic pipelines, uplinks, transmitters, repeaters, antennae, and overall, the WWW.
Iran's feeding itself with a little less technology involved than we are, but maybe just a little bit less. Are their server farms hardened as are their centrifuge sites?
Who knows. Well, maybe we know.
Iran, like almost everywhere else, has its population increasingly centered in its largest cities, and in those cities, as in ours, most everyone is about six meals away from starvation. If you break that link that allows Aldi to deliver the scallions, and the milk and eggs and chicken and chocolate bars and everything else, and you break it so it can't be fixed, things start to get complicated.
Maybe the cultural sites thing is just a ruse, and we know how to do something worse to them. If we cannot succeed with secondary sanctions, meaning cutting off the food India sells them by threatening India with sanctions of their own, maybe all we do is blast the server farms that link their Aldi trucks to their Aldi shelves, with a few hundred Hellfire missiles.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 05, 2020 11:02 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 10:55 PM (dzJ3R)
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Holy crap! That's quite a landing. Well done!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 05, 2020 11:02 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:18 PM (WI7YS)
That reeks of wokeness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 10:50 PM (LxWV7)
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I agree. And while I believe in that last part pretty heartily, I don't include lifestyle preferences and delusions in "equality". And I don't think "equality of regard" is something either.
I'm perfectly fine suffering a difference of regard for that reason as well. And that my Lord and Savior said that they will hate me (a difference of regard) because they have hated him.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:03 PM (Eicbe)
So let's all just agree to disagree and go back to bashing actors.
Posted by: JAS at January 05, 2020 11:03 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 11:00 PM
Eggzackery...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 11:03 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)
I'm sorry.
I said--
*pulls out megaphone*
--YOU CAN GIVE LAWYERS A WORSE NAME???
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 11:01 PM (Vgw1E)
Pistols at dawn!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:03 PM (T+std)
No more Brought To You by church photos
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)
So you wanna talk Patriots football now
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 11:03 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 11:03 PM (7WaWV)
....
Lol.
I've always lived by the adage "Never use 10 words when 368 will suffice".
Also, my gf has me working out every morning, so low-cal beer.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 11:04 PM (jaoen)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:26 PM (8kWXA)
Thanks for the warning. I certainly will be careful about churches that have women in leadership positions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2020 10:30 PM (WI7YS)
Oh dang you beat me to it!
I can't stop laughing.
Evening all.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 05, 2020 11:04 PM (pU5P/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 05, 2020 11:00 PM (BiNEL)
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Yup. I've heard it's a family of lawyers (the Phelps) that makes up the WBC.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:04 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:05 PM (T+std)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 11:05 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Secret Square at January 05, 2020 10:52 PM (9WuX0)
These being freshmen, I'm not sure if they would qualify as Millennials; more likely Generation Z. Then again, I am a Millennial (albeit a self-hating one), so maybe there are grounds for hope there.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 11:05 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2020 11:04 PM (jaoen)
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The party of the first part will hereby be known as the party of the first part....
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:05 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:36 PM (8kWXA)
I'm behind, but this is just getting better.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 05, 2020 11:06 PM (pU5P/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:07 PM (T+std)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 05, 2020 11:06 PM (pU5P/)
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I guarantee the the third installment will be a disappointment.
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at January 05, 2020 11:07 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:07 PM (T+std)
Posted by: next in line at January 05, 2020 10:40 PM (8kWXA)
And that's when the fight started?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 05, 2020 11:07 PM (pU5P/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:07 PM (T+std)
I don't like popcorn. Anybody got cheez balls?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
:-D
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2020 11:08 PM (Vgw1E)
or saints, or Eagles, or anybody else
I'll be at the Packer debacle next Sunday
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:09 PM (T+std)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:09 PM (T+std)
Ah, a million thanks!
*noms*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
I take it the nee fitness routine is not low carb.
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 11:10 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 11:10 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 11:10 PM (7WaWV)
Speaking truth to power with that quote.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 05, 2020 11:10 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:10 PM (T+std)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 05, 2020 11:10 PM (xnvzL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
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Some people are pretty sensitive about that.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:11 PM (Eicbe)
I do hope the score isn't 3-60.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 05, 2020 11:11 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
I take it the nee fitness routine is not low carb.
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 11:10 PM (sLVyZ)
That's why God created cheat days.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
Sorry to disappoint you, but I wash mine regularly to avoid cheez forming.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 05, 2020 11:11 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 05, 2020 11:10 PM (7WaWV)
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I'll see your longbow and raise you a 1911.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 11:11 PM (WEBkv)
Oh shoot, I keep forgetting that. The most often cited cutoff date for Millennials to have been born is 1995 (coincidentally, the year my daughter was born), which means that everyone of typical college age (18-22) is now Generation Z. Heck, I keep forgetting that Gen Xers are all over 40 now and aren't (for the most part) grunge-wearing slackers anymore....
Posted by: Secret Square at January 05, 2020 11:11 PM (9WuX0)
That one is for the ages.
He'll probably get whacked on his way home.
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at January 05, 2020 11:12 PM (w7KSn)
Won't hurt you to go to Mass two days in a row sometimes.
Posted by: sal at January 05, 2020 10:52 PM (bo8pf)
I'd be better off if I went to Mass every day. But I can't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 11:12 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:12 PM (T+std)
This reminds me a bit of how the press prepares the battlefield in a way that hurts conservatives and empowers the Left on a daily basis. Sure the left had their chance to be lefty and say their thing, but he kind of ruined for them. I dont' think the president's name was mentioned one time.
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 11:12 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
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Which would be that day ending in "y?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 11:12 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:13 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 11:13 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 11:13 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:12 PM (T+std)
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"The gun you have is better than the gun you wish you had."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 11:13 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:13 PM (T+std)
I do hope the score isn't 3-60.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 05, 2020 11:11 PM (ykYG2)
Answer lies in the last six minutes of the game.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2020 11:13 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 11:14 PM (ESXqC)
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Anyone got a link to it?
I watched Gervais' opening and it was terrific.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 11:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:15 PM (T+std)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 11:15 PM (sLVyZ)
Fight?
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 11:14 PM (ESXqC)
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Pow! Zop! Bam! Zing!
Posted by: Adam West Batman at January 05, 2020 11:15 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
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Which would be that day ending in "y?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 11:12 PM (WEBkv)
Truth be told, much as a LOVE cheez balls, I haven't eaten them or any other junk food snacks in over eight months.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at January 05, 2020 11:15 PM (w7KSn)
Fight?
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 11:14 PM (ESXqC)
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No love for the landing strip?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 11:15 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2020 11:15 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 05, 2020 11:15 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 05, 2020 11:13 PM (XVuno)
Clutches groin and moans.
Posted by: Mayor McCheese at January 05, 2020 11:16 PM (LxWV7)
I was looking forward to some more legalism and false dichotomies.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:13 PM (Eicbe)
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I think NiL got the banhammer from Mis. Hum.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 11:16 PM (WEBkv)
The audience reaction camera shots after this and all the rest of his hits were showing a mix of stonefaced anger, astonishment, and confusion.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 05, 2020 11:16 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
In my case I went to the gym yesterday and came out with a bad head cold, missed work today, so it's mesquite BBQ chips and Blue Bell Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Dough ice cream tonight, because I'm just too ill to care.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 05, 2020 11:17 PM (pU5P/)
The audience reaction camera shots after this and all the rest of his hits were showing a mix of stonefaced anger, astonishment, and confusion.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 05, 2020 11:16 PM (+fPHo)
I watched it, and it gave me a great deal of joy.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2020 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:15 PM (NWiLs)
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I hear you about the snacks.
My weakness: Doritos corn chips, plain, restaurant style. The salt, the crunch, the carb rush...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 11:18 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:18 PM (T+std)
Disorder of male genital organs, unspecified
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:18 PM (NWiLs)
So. Pot is now legal in Illinoying. I called up my good freind there to A. See if he was stoned yet and B. To get some skinny on how it's going so far.
"The lines are long, and prices are ridiculous. With taxes, the price is over $100 a gram!"
Whoa. It's now cheaper to buy coke than legal pot in IL. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
As an aside, he's heading down to Knoxville next month to search for a new home, and especially a new state. I always said he was gonna be an IL lifer, but he is fed up with the taxes and corruption. He sounds serious about moving.
Good on him.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2020 11:19 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:19 PM (T+std)
Truth be told, much as a LOVE cheez balls, I haven't eaten them or any other junk food snacks in over eight months.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:15 PM (NWiLs)
I bought potato chips today--something I rarely do.
My stomach isn't used to junk like that.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 11:20 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 05, 2020 11:20 PM (WEBkv)
at Jan
Nope. Recommended he take the night off
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 11:20 PM (aA3+G)
Closest I can find is Last in Line:
https://youtu.be/mEV4Tov1GBM
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 05, 2020 11:15 PM (xkSJa)
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Viv Campbell solo.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:21 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 11:21 PM (ESXqC)
My weakness: Doritos corn chips, plain, restaurant style. The salt, the crunch, the carb rush...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Pretzels. Once that bag gets open, it's a goner.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 11:21 PM (7rVsF)
So. Pot is now legal in Illinoying. I called up my good freind there to A. See if he was stoned yet and B. To get some skinny on how it's going so far.
"The lines are long, and prices are ridiculous. With taxes, the price is over $100 a gram!"
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2020 11:19 PM (Z4rgH)
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Can't wait until the government releases Soma.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:22 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Prove me wrong! at January 05, 2020 11:22 PM (jPtGI)
"The lines are long, and prices are ridiculous. With taxes, the price is over $100 a gram!"
Whoa. It's now cheaper to buy coke than legal pot in IL. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
As an aside, he's heading down to Knoxville next month to search for a new home, and especially a new state. I always said he was gonna be an IL lifer, but he is fed up with the taxes and corruption. He sounds serious about moving.
Good on him.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2020 11:19 PM (Z4rgH)
Unless you can grow your own, it isn't really legal.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 05, 2020 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Yo!
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Oh, I spoke to your wife today . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 11:22 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 11:21 PM (ESXqC)
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Suleimani's cooling off these days.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:23 PM (Eicbe)
And no, hitting cultural sites also doesn't offer any special return in war. Leveling Heidelberg would have made zero difference with Germans. Avoiding Kyoto* did not prolong the war, leveling it would not have shortened the war. All depends, every situation is different.
* deliberately done, by the same people who didn't hesitate to nuke cities - almost as if there's more to it than many seem to believe
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2020 11:23 PM (El6T/)
Conclusion? EDKH.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2020 11:23 PM (Z4rgH)
So. Pot is now legal in Illinoying. I called up my good freind there to A. See if he was stoned yet and B. To get some skinny on how it's going so far.
"The lines are long, and prices are ridiculous. With taxes, the price is over $100 a gram!"
This'll solve all the state's budget problems.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 11:23 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:23 PM (LxWV7)
The problem is a gram of Coke will kill you faster than a gram of weed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 11:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2020 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)
This man is brilliant!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2020 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
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It's actually being provocative these days.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:24 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 05, 2020 11:25 PM (G546f)
After the crowd choked he said You did it. i didnt
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 05, 2020 11:25 PM (xnvzL)
The problem is a gram of Coke will kill you faster than a gram of weed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
*switches to Dr. Pepper*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 11:25 PM (7rVsF)
Boy were they wrong
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2020 11:25 PM (T+std)
I'd be better off if I went to Mass every day. But I can't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 11:12 PM (7rVsF)
I know- I can't either. But celebrating major feasts on their proper days makes an impression on us- and on others.
Posted by: sal at January 05, 2020 11:25 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 11:21 PM (7rVsF)
Those peanut butter filled pretzels are deadly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:25 PM (LxWV7)
Because I can see EVERY footprint and dust speck on the beautiful hardwoods we just installed. The floors are cold and hard. The room is noisier now. I still had to buy an area rug to accent the room.
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 05, 2020 11:26 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2020 11:24 PM (aA3+G)
It's the high fructose corn syrup. Gets you every time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:26 PM (NWiLs)
There is a pot dispensary (formerly just for medical pot) a few blocks down the street from us. People were camping out in line in front of the place on New Year's Eve and the local paper had pictures of the line snaking around the block the next morning.
In case you were wondering -- no, there were not, AFAIK, any NYE parties where IL residents lit up legal joints at midnight. The reason: the pot legalization law specified that it didn't take effect until 7 a.m. on Jan. 1.
Posted by: Secret Square at January 05, 2020 11:26 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2020 11:26 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:27 PM (NWiLs)
Can't remember if it's meth or fentanyl
Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 05, 2020 11:27 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 11:25 PM (7rVsF)
Good decision.
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 11:29 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2020 11:26 PM (El6T/)
I expect their viewing audience skews heavily to the left, and to the entertainment industry, BIRM.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:29 PM (LxWV7)
Good night, Hordians.
A long week of doing everything wrong and getting beaten over the head for it stretches before me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 11:29 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 11:29 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2020 11:29 PM (7rVsF)
Goodnight Hadrian. Hope things get better for you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2020 11:30 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2020 11:30 PM (El6T/)
The Chinaman isn't the issue, man!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 05, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)
Even 7th century mullahs like electricity, phones, fresh food, and goats delivered on time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 05, 2020 11:31 PM (BiNEL)
Can't remember if it's meth or fentanyl
Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 05, 2020 11:27 PM (G546f)
The black-market pot in Canada is much cheaper than the legal shit. There will be a lot of bankruptcies this year in companies started to make it big in legal pot. Market capitalization is already taking a huge hit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:31 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: yop at January 05, 2020 11:32 PM (nqhkI)
Conclusion? EDKH.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2020 11:23 PM (Z4rgH)
Epstein's bedsheet was made of piano wire?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 05, 2020 11:32 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 05, 2020 11:32 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 05, 2020 11:32 PM (xkSJa)
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ricky gervais says that Epstein didn’t kill himself and the crowd gasps and he says “I know he was your friend but I don’t care.”
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Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:32 PM (Eicbe)
We now have twice as many pot shops as liquor stores.
SMH
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 11:32 PM (sLVyZ)
Conclusion? EDKH.
No, he did not.
Prove me wrong, CBS. No, that's not proof.
Neither is that.
Nor that.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2020 11:33 PM (JCrfD)
But at the end of the week you'll be doing far less wrong, and the drubbing will be harder to justify!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 05, 2020 11:33 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 05, 2020 11:32 PM (1g7ch)
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Mistakes were made.
Posted by: Former Clinton Administration Official coincidentally running the prison at January 05, 2020 11:33 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 05, 2020 11:31 PM (BiNEL)
The sheep travel by Eweber.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:33 PM (LxWV7)
Or, he didn't know she was a woman of the cloth.
Posted by: Average Guy at January 05, 2020 11:33 PM (BaHwF)
This man is brilliant!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2020 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
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It's actually being provocative these days.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:24 PM (Eicbe)
Did he offend any of Ed Buck's friends and frequent house guests?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 05, 2020 11:33 PM (1g7ch)
I'm still SMDH over this. The black market is gonna bury the legal sales, and soon. In CA, they estimate that black market sales are 3X the legal biz, and their legal prices are nowhere near this high.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2020 11:33 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 11:34 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 05, 2020 11:32 PM (a4qVe)
OT is always ok.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 05, 2020 11:34 PM (pU5P/)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 11:34 PM (ESXqC)
I know some things we could deliver on time.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2020 11:35 PM (JCrfD)
Strange huh
Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 05, 2020 11:35 PM (G546f)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2020 11:30 PM (El6T/)
But of COURSE it does! HGTV tells me so!
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 05, 2020 11:35 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 11:36 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: Emmie at January 05, 2020 11:36 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: The Paolo at January 05, 2020 11:36 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2020 11:36 PM (JCrfD)
I greatly hesitate to call anything a turning point, but it's a signal that the "woke" culture, and Hollywood's constant genuflection to it, has finally succeeded in pushing people past their point of know return. Gervais clearly has put up with all the shit he's gonna put up with, and he just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
People who are wicked smart and who just don't give a fuck anymore can be real dangerous.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2020 11:36 PM (V2Yro)
Strange huh
No so much in a murder case.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 05, 2020 11:37 PM (JCrfD)
If only there were a world spanning information service where one might peruse visual representations of this phenomenon.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 05, 2020 11:38 PM (xkSJa)
Yo! Dude?! Really?! *hardwood* doesn't sound like an inviting happy place.
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 05, 2020 11:38 PM (a4qVe)
What do I have to do... never mind, gotta go.
Posted by: DJT at January 05, 2020 11:38 PM (elfAG)
And please enjoy the refreshments in the New and Now More Active Commenters lounge!
Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide and Lexicon Explainer at January 05, 2020 11:38 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 05, 2020 11:32 PM (1g7ch)
There are a number of questions about the supposed noose. Really, ZH has a piece with extensive quotes if you're curious.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2020 11:39 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: 15 days and counting at January 05, 2020 11:40 PM (/LQkF)
Because I can see EVERY footprint and dust speck on the beautiful hardwoods we just installed. The floors are cold and hard. The room is noisier now. I still had to buy an area rug to accent the room.
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 05, 2020 11:26 PM (a4qVe)
How long did they have you stay out of the house after the install and finishing?
Yes, curtains and area rugs are needed for noise.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 05, 2020 11:40 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: No old socks! at January 05, 2020 11:41 PM (/LQkF)
Unfortunately, I am 1) unphotogenic and, b) no longer able to carry a tune in a wheelbarrow...
Posted by: Boomer Redneque, Deplorable and proud of it at January 05, 2020 11:41 PM (KXHve)
I think I'm going to have to watch the Big Lewbowski again.
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 05, 2020 11:42 PM (a4qVe)
Then there are the humongous taxes and fees that the growers, infusers, and dispensaries have to pay. (Ask me how I know -- I spent a lot of the last two weeks proofreading the regulations that the Depts. of Ag, Revenue, etc. are issuing in relation to this law.) The security regulations for pot cultivation centers would put Fort Knox or a nuclear bomb factory to shame, and the licensing fees run to thousands of dollars.
To top it all off, there are "social equity" provisions in the law providing that if you, or your community, were "disproportionately impacted" by past enforcement of pot laws, you get specific preferences and breaks if you apply for a cannabis related business license. For example, if you were arrested or did jail time for a pot-related offense that would NOT be illegal under current law, or you live in a census tract that had a disproportionately high rate of arrests for such offenses, you get a leg up in the licensing process. This was all part of the law when it was passed and was a key part of getting certain constituencies to support it.
Posted by: Secret Square at January 05, 2020 11:42 PM (9WuX0)
Hi
I did not start the phrase just bringing some snark with
Hardwoods vs wall to wall
Pro tip be careful googling a term at AOS , some things can not be unseen
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 11:43 PM (ESXqC)
"Shut up, Kaepernick! Don't you realize that WWIII is the only way you'll ever get drafted again?"
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 11:43 PM (dzJ3R)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2020 11:44 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Secret Square at January 05, 2020 11:42 PM (9WuX0)
I can't see how that could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:45 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 11:43 PM (dzJ3R)
Oh my! I hope somebody twats that to him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:46 PM (LxWV7)
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Does the Washington Post seem to be encouraging Americans to brainstorm about how Iran can hurt us?
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Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:47 PM (Eicbe)
Personally I prefer the days of General Graziani and Mullah Mukhtar, or Rommel and Montgomery. But this will have to do.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2020 11:47 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: JAS at January 05, 2020 11:48 PM (DBGf/)
* America Dumbed Down Beyond Recognition
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2020 11:51 PM (El6T/)
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Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2020 11:47 PM (Eicbe)
Top ten ways Iran can punish the Great Satan:
10. Blow up the Impossible Burger factory.
9. Let the air out of Michael Moore.
8. Replace Nancy Pelosi's Dentu-Grip with Moly-Slip.
Take it away, Horde!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:51 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2020 11:47 PM (El6T/)
Are they going through the boneyards trying to rebuild PzIII's, M13/40's, and old Crusaders yet? That would be something fun to watch.
Posted by: West of Alemein at January 05, 2020 11:51 PM (/LQkF)
No ecclesiastical entity has authority to recieve revelation without holding the keys of the priesthood .
The real quest is seeking out those in authority and the source of their keys....
Posted by: Builder Berg at January 05, 2020 11:52 PM (lpCmy)
Michelle Williams wanted everyone to know that she wouldn't have managed the great success of "winning" a magical satanic paperweight unless she'd had the foresight to slaughter her unborn baby, which surely would have held her back and stuck her in a (gasp!) NORMAL LIFE!
Gaining worldly success is absolute proof that abortion is moral.
...Just in case you didn't know.
Posted by: RKae at January 05, 2020 11:52 PM (qCglz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:45 PM (LxWV7)
This time, they're doing it right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 05, 2020 11:53 PM (BiNEL)
10. Blow up the Impossible Burger factory.
9. Let the air out of Michael Moore.
8. Replace Nancy Pelosi's Dentu-Grip with Moly-Slip.
7. Crash our economy by sending all those pallets back.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 05, 2020 11:53 PM (xkSJa)
Maybe the gate keeper knows where to find them?
Posted by: Gozer at January 05, 2020 11:54 PM (/LQkF)
Take it away, Horde!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:51 PM (LxWV7)
I think this one has been done!
Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2020 11:54 PM (sLVyZ)
10. Blow up the Impossible Burger factory.
9. Let the air out of Michael Moore.
8. Replace Nancy Pelosi's Dentu-Grip with Moly-Slip.
7. Crash our economy by sending all those pallets back.
6. Kidnap the Obamas.
Posted by: RKae at January 05, 2020 11:54 PM (qCglz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2020 11:44 PM (gd9RK)
--He was funny tonight. My brother said he's like Trey and Matt from South Park, celebrities who can't stand celebrities. Is there such a term as anti-celebrity, like anti-hero?
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2020 11:55 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 05, 2020 11:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:57 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 05, 2020 11:57 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2020 11:58 PM (oZuI0)
10. Blow up the Impossible Burger factory.
9. Let the air out of Michael Moore.
8. Replace Nancy Pelosi's Dentu-Grip with Moly-Slip.
Take it away, Horde!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:51 PM (LxWV7)
Ok, vodka and tonic out the nose.
Off to bed.
Goodnight all!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 05, 2020 11:59 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Yo! at January 05, 2020 11:59 PM (ESXqC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:00 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:00 AM (LxWV7)
But the Ottomans back in the area does have a certain nostalgic zest to it.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 06, 2020 12:02 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 06, 2020 12:03 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:03 AM (LxWV7)
https://bit.ly/2SXkGfo
Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2020 12:04 AM (8ruUE)
Y'all take care.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 06, 2020 12:05 AM (pU5P/)
He also unfroze $150 billion for them. Think about the commission on that deal!
Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2020 12:05 AM (8ruUE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:07 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)
I don't think Kdork would survive much longer than 15 minutes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 06, 2020 12:08 AM (0ReGO)
Ermey could make the pieces of Kdork commit suicide.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2020 12:10 AM (8ruUE)
Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2020 12:11 AM (8ruUE)
Strange huh
If the noose doesn't fit, you must acquit!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Legal Beagle Critic ... at January 06, 2020 12:12 AM (LPnfS)
"Go home. Get drunk. Do your drugs. And fuck off."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Free tibet at January 06, 2020 12:16 AM (vuQMF)
480 Top ten ways Iran can punish the Great Satan:
10. Blow up the Impossible Burger factory.
9. Let the air out of Michael Moore.
8. Replace Nancy Pelosi's Dentu-Grip with Moly-Slip.
Take it away, Horde!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2020 11:51 PM (LxWV7)
Set up a half dozen or so pirate radio broadcasting ships outside our claimed offshore boundaries to broadcast "all Yoko, all the time" across multiple channels and at high power.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 12:17 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jason F at January 06, 2020 12:17 AM (qcpNg)
"Go home. Get drunk. Do your drugs. And fuck off."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)
--He did, except that the last line was silenced.
I just wanted to see the opening monologue, but I hung on to see the whole clusterfudge just to hear what he said next.
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 12:17 AM (oZuI0)
Well, Gervais will never host the GGs again.
Which I think he's completely fine with.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 12:19 AM (aKsyK)
Blow up the Impossible Burger factory.
I think that was an album by Traffic.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 12:19 AM (aKsyK)
Sounds more like prog rock to me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 06, 2020 12:20 AM (NWiLs)
Which I think he's completely fine with.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)
He looked in his fuckbucket, and found that he was totally out of fucks to give.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:20 AM (LxWV7)
In my dreams, Kaepernick is locked in a room with R. Lee Ermey for an hour...
Posted by: qdpsteve
What do you have against Ermey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 12:21 AM (aKsyK)
6. Post lots of love tweets to Greta Thunberg
5. Produce and release a new album from Barbra Streisand
4. Buy and hide all the Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:23 AM (LxWV7)
I'm thinking, to make it even better, lock Kcrap in a room with Ermey *and* Mark Levin.
K would be BEGGING for death in less than 10 minutes...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:24 AM (L2ZTs)
The best part is when you get to draw a Hitler mustache on it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)
Raking down hundreds of innocent civilians does not make you a great general.
It makes you a mass murderer, and a shithead.
Rot in hell.
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 12:27 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:28 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Builder Berg at January 05, 2020 11:52 PM (lpCmy)
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One of the things that throw a monkey wrench into man-clarified theories of God, is that the OT makes it clear that the God of Israel didn't like "The High Places" (shrines and altars on mountains). All the reformers "followed God" and destroyed "The High Places".
But, Samson's Manoah offers a goat "on a rock", the ['/i]"angel of the Lord" (some people have it as a pre-Incarnation Jesus) ascends in the flame. The wife thinks that they are going to die because “We have seen God!”
To which Manoah counters:
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“If the Lord had meant to kill us, he would not have accepted a burnt offering and grain offering from our hands, nor shown us all these things or now told us this.”
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Remember the tribe of Ruben had already gotten into trouble not sacrificing at their own rock, away from the tabernacle.
We should be like our God, using grace and his ultimate authority as our guide, not man-extrapolated rules.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 12:28 AM (Eicbe)
One of the cutest things I've seen lately, a 6 year old Irish girl arguing with Mom that she should be able to go to the pub...
https://youtu.be/soI0q3CBliE
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 06, 2020 12:30 AM (Z1ykJ)
[Is there a ginger clapping seal emoji?]
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 12:30 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:30 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 12:19 AM (aKsyK)
Sounds more like prog rock to me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 06, 2020 12:20 AM (NWiLs)
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Traffic is generally considered to be "prog" these days.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 12:30 AM (Eicbe)
See Tim Cook get slugged in the face?
Whoa.
And they censored it to boot.
Dude.
Who is RickyGervais?
That was amazing.
Posted by: Derak at January 06, 2020 12:33 AM (A6E1+)
Posted by: Derak at January 06, 2020 12:34 AM (A6E1+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:35 AM (L2ZTs)
"Go home. Get drunk. Do your drugs. And fuck off."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)
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Well there is something to be said in making a big one big splash rather than wallow in mediocrity.
He might have taken the job just so that he could make that statement, never wanting or expecting to be asked back.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 12:36 AM (Eicbe)
That was amazing.
Posted by: Derak at January 06, 2020 12:33 AM (A6E1+)
I asked myself the same question. Looked him up. He's a Brit, born 1991, a stand-up comic and TV personality.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:36 AM (LxWV7)
Spielberg was IMHO still more or less 'in touch' with actual working Americans for so much of his career, which would help explain why so many of his movies were hits with middle class America. But it seems over the last 10 or 15 years he's completely lost that.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:37 AM (L2ZTs)
He might be as disgusted with Hollywood's open, celebrated hypocrisy as people like us are.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:37 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 12:36 AM (Eicbe)
He has hosted them in several previous years, according to Wiki. I suspect that run has ended...with a bang.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:37 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:36 AM (LxWV7)
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Creator of the British and American version of The Office. (The British version is 5x more painful to watch, with Gervais as the Michael Scott-type of boss.)
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 12:38 AM (Eicbe)
Accidentally caught the first couple minutes as it was on immediately following the Seahawks game. Plastic people, with plastic smiles, saying plastic words. Even at my age I still stand amazed that anyone has any desire to watch a convention of narcissists congratulating themselves for something of so little value. Checked with my dog Marcus Barcus Rufus Dufus O'Malley, Mishum. He doesn't have any f*$ks to give either. Another stellar ONT by the way. Thanks!
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at January 06, 2020 12:38 AM (t5FbO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)
*I can't swear to the accuracy of the spelling, but a place with a name like that can't be ALL bad.
Where are you from?
> Assmanastan.
I hear you, bro. Me too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 06, 2020 12:38 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Shep at January 06, 2020 12:39 AM (Eicbe)
He said more than once in his monologue that he wouldn't be back. He wasn't trying to burn bridges, he was tac-nuking them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 06, 2020 12:39 AM (xkSJa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:40 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 06, 2020 12:39 AM (xkSJa)
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Ricky Gervais, a man all out of fucks.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 12:40 AM (Eicbe)
Who is RickyGervais?
That was amazing.
Posted by: Derak
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He was the star of the original The Office -- ours is a Yankee knock-off.
He's been a thorn in the side of SJWs for some time, especially because he's hilarious and VERY irreverent.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 12:42 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 12:38 AM (Eicbe)
Yeah, I read that. But not being a TV watcher, the list of programs he was on was also a list of shit I had never seen. Not belittling the guy, but the Venn diagram of "shows with Ricky Gervais in them" and "shows watched by AOP" would be two non-tangent circles. (and mine a very tiny circle, indeed, insofar as current and recent shows go).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:42 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Derak at January 06, 2020 12:43 AM (A6E1+)
#3: Field a Swedish Bikini Team comprised of 8 Greta Thunberg look-alikes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:28 AM (LxWV7)
Now there is a disturbing mental image.
Posted by: Seek help now. at January 06, 2020 12:43 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Drink Like Air Supply at January 06, 2020 12:43 AM (fQgI+)
Posted by: Derak at January 06, 2020 12:43 AM (A6E1+)
If you are using an apple device, there's some auto punctuation stuff that pixy finds no bueno.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 06, 2020 12:45 AM (jp0Bv)
Omg.
Anyone here really needs to spend the time to watch this. Unreal. Everything that needed to be said was said, and the looks on those elite MFrs was so satisfying. Burned them but good.
Posted by: Derak at January 06, 2020 12:46 AM (A6E1+)
That was amazing.
Posted by: Derak at January 06, 2020 12:33 AM (A6E1+)
--Co-creator of The Office. Also Extras! and An Idiot Abroad. He's left wing and even he can't stand celebutards.
Co-creator. The other co-creator, Stephen Merchant, may be even more comedically brilliant, but in that deadpan, very English manner.
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 12:46 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 06, 2020 12:47 AM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Derak at January 06, 2020 12:47 AM (A6E1+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 12:47 AM (aKsyK)
Would like to weigh in more. Pixy keeps nuking me.
Posted by: Derak
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Hint: Pixy hates curly quotes and apostrophes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 12:49 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 12:49 AM (L2ZTs)
Would like to weigh in more. Pixy keeps nuking me.
Posted by: Derak
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Hint: Pixy hates curly quotes and apostrophes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
And Cardassians.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 12:50 AM (aKsyK)
Is Ricky a British version of Bill Maher?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Dunno about that. Maybe a mix of Dennis Miller and Howard Stern.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 12:50 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Derak at January 06, 2020 12:46 AM (A6E1+)
I have just heard second-hand what Gervais said. My PC sound is not working right. But it's really funny. Lots of folks here indicated they would not watch the GG awards, including our ONT host, MisHum. It's the last thing I would ever watch, even if I had a TV here, and I don't. And then the impossible happens, their hired host tears a great bloody strip off most of the smug attendees at the bun-toss. Talk about a Black Swan event...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:51 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:28 AM (LxWV7) [/i
AOP has a deviant mind. Here's Al Bundy and son encountering the Swedish Bikini Team:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDjcvf0Q4Vk
Not a Greta among them.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 06, 2020 12:51 AM (Z4rgH)
I have just heard second-hand what Gervais said.
I imagine there will be a lot of Youtube clips upcoming.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 12:52 AM (aKsyK)
I slapped myself and found out it was not just a dream. . . .
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 12:53 AM (oZuI0)
Popping in for just a sec.
One of the cutest things I've seen lately, a 6 year old Irish girl arguing with Mom that she should be able to go to the pub...
https://youtu.be/soI0q3CBliE
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That's hilarious!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 06, 2020 12:55 AM (13CQC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDjcvf0Q4Vk
Not a Greta among them.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 06, 2020 12:51 AM (Z4rgH)
You have to remember that this was in the context of "top ten things Iran could do to punish the Great Satan".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:55 AM (LxWV7)
I slapped myself and found out it was not just a dream. . . .
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 12:53 AM (oZuI0)
Sportsball? Bah Humbug
Posted by: Ebeneezer Ditka at January 06, 2020 12:56 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 12:52 AM (aKsyK)
A transcript would be nice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:57 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 12:55 AM (LxWV7)
I just wanted an excuse to post that MWC clip.
Hubba hubba.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 06, 2020 01:02 AM (Z4rgH)
They skin the penis and use the skin to make the lining of the fake vagina (taking care to retain as many nerve endings as possible).
The most sensitive part of the glans is relocated to become the new fake clitoris (again, if they manage to avoid damaging the nerves).
So, yeah, if all goes well they can have a "clitoris" with sensitivity.
You asked.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 06, 2020 01:04 AM (CF5ek)
You get used to it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Just be glad that it's powered by hamsters instead of otters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2020 01:04 AM (xSo9G)
Yeah, commie. Worship a guy whose regime murders women for being caught outside the house without their male owner, and which throws gay people off friggin' buildings. Then tell me how much you care about "misogyny" and "homophobia".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 06, 2020 01:06 AM (CF5ek)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2020 01:06 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 06, 2020 01:08 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at January 06, 2020 01:11 AM (t5FbO)
Is Ricky a British version of Bill Maher?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 12:47 AM (aKsyK)
more like a 21st century version of Don Rickles.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 06, 2020 01:25 AM (sy5kK)
Listening to Coast to Coast AM. Gerald Celente is saying "buy gold." This could be the first shot fired of WW3. Archduke Ferdinand!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2020 01:25 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 06, 2020 01:28 AM (ykYG2)
Arquette lost her shit over climate change, angry and detestable. Cate Blanchett rattled on about Gaia burning Australia, while dressed as an art-deco chicken. Then Joaquin Phoenix rubbed his last two marbles together to beg them all to quit being such big fucking hypocrites by jetting off to Palm Springs for the weekends. Again, the audience was befuddled.
Finally, when all the paper weights were given, Ricky closed down the evening by entreating the celebrities to "Go on, get drunk. Do your drugs. And fuck off."
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at January 06, 2020 01:29 AM (sN9mD)
O's Lawd, Lawd. Whas dems noseastans gonna do?
Posted by: Usay at January 06, 2020 01:32 AM (YdAj9)
Thought "should I?"....then thought, "It only counts if I have the pics." "But what if these pics have some type of tracking device that pings your phone?" (Deep State)...better pass.
So I just let my patient, (former military with apparent connections) show me the aftereffects (shot with a high end SLR) of what Room temperature Soleimani looked like immediately after his....accident. With a green grass background he came to rest on (or was pulled to by the chunks from the flaming wad from concerned passer by's, I cannot say. The flash was well screened for the night shots.
As a former ER nurse, I can say without a doubt the fragmentation of his extremities into chunk mass, an arm and a leg held to the torso by a tendon or two only, the upper body, head deeply flash burned to a goo like mass and the comparison shot of the segmented arm and hand lying on the grass that held the ring they did the ident with compared to a recent photo of him with the same ring.....Yeah, I've seen stuff like this from car wreaks...yet the body is more or less whole. This guy was in 4 or 5 definitive pieces of post blast trauma so complete....if this was a photo shop....doubt this many much.....this looked like a dude that was wacked with extreme prejudiced intent.
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 06, 2020 01:35 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 06, 2020 01:36 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 06, 2020 01:38 AM (zHXTb)
--After Ricky specifically asked the awardees to can the preachy bullshit upon winning, they still went ahead and preached (Michelle Williams raving about exercising her "choice" was especially awkward), in which I seriously delighted.
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 01:40 AM (oZuI0)
Like you AOP I don't watch 90 percent of what they put out on tv these days. I usually only get into a show long after it is in syndication and has been vetted as not horrible and lefty.
I think Gervais shocked these people from the beginning and tamped down their desire to go on wild lefty rants Sure there were some by the usual suspects but it was much less than I expected. In fact, some things surprised me about the show. For one they let Tim Allen present an award. His show Last Man Standing is the only modern sitcom I watch.
Also, they gave awards to Chernobyl, 1917, and Joker. And lastly, Deniro did not get on stage to go off on an anti-Trump rant. By Hollyweird standards, I was surprised.
I have watched the US version of The Office over the years. It can sometimes be cringey but likely not worse that most new stuff. Gervais did a cameo on that show too.
Posted by: Quint at January 06, 2020 01:44 AM (n13/j)
I have participated in "re-assemble the parts" activities.
Post-automobile carnage, not post Hellfire.
Same effect though.
Very much the same effect.
And what the pictures can't capture, is the smell. Burnt fuels, oils and tires. And flesh.
Along with something along the lines of what you smell when you gut a deer. But worse.
Difference being though, I prayed over those accident victims. And gave thanks to God for the gift of the meals from those deer.
Sulimani though?
Yeah, I'd dance a jig to celebrate his death, directly atop the slime of his demise.
And sleep like a baby, thereafter.
No regard for the slime of Islam at all. NONE.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2020 01:46 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at January 06, 2020 01:48 AM (sN9mD)
If so, great.
And welcome aboard. You're needed here at The Horde.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2020 01:51 AM (QzJWU)
Thanks though.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at January 06, 2020 01:56 AM (sN9mD)
That first photo?
Yeah, it's beautiful.
Some misbegotten yachtsman gave his dinghy a shove, waited till things settled and then took the picture.
What this tells you, is that soon after, that same yachtsman fired up his diesel, retrieved the dink, and then motored off across the windless horizon.
You see a picture like that, and you can be assured of one of three things.
They're gonna proceed under power.
They're gonna proceed by muscle and oar.
They're gonna lie-to, and pray for wind.
But what you can take to the bank?
They AINT gonna be SAILING.
/hasta la nite nite, horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2020 01:58 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 06, 2020 02:01 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 06, 2020 02:02 AM (tVQUs)
Also, they gave awards to Chernobyl, 1917, and Joker. And lastly, Deniro did not get on stage to go off on an anti-Trump rant. By Hollyweird standards, I was surprised.
I have watched the US version of The Office over the years. It can sometimes be cringey but likely not worse that most new stuff. Gervais did a cameo on that show too.
Posted by: Quint at January 06, 2020 01:44 AM (n13/j)
--I'm curious to see how Last Man Standing will go. In the premiere eps, Tim's character's wife Vanessa was a raging bitch.
I have not seen almost anything that won, including Chernobyl. I have heard it took some liberties (namely, the shooting the pets thing), but it's part of my childhood so I may have to watch.
Joker is very dark, but worth watching, if only to see Bobby D get shot to death. [I shall concede that I have also heard from cinephiles that The Irishman is excellent.]
1917, I may have to watch. The Great War gets a chapter-treatment in my novel, because it is arguably the most depressing event in history.
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 02:04 AM (oZuI0)
I for one cheer this man on, given the the absolute graft, swamp gas and de-facto coup attempt by all the Obama hold overs. How he left these POS's in key places of his admin. is beyond me but yet, he has shoved it all right back at them.
Now he shows his gold plated to the world...and the LEFT is just freakin their sh*T.
You do you PDT....you do you....
Iran will bow to the true power now....no thanks to you F**KING PEANUT FARMER.....and your little dog too....
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 06, 2020 02:06 AM (kFkpX)
I also want to see 1917 but I'm worried the "continuous take" gimmick could get annoying. Probably still worth a watch. Dont get too many big WWI movies.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at January 06, 2020 02:11 AM (sN9mD)
Ricky Gervais seems to be friends with many of these people..... he has balls to do what he did. He will lose a few jobs over this and a few friendships I would imagine..... He did gain MANY new fans sick of Hollywood hypocrisy in the general populace....
Judging by smiles and sly grins if not outright laughs....Mr. Gervais also made some new friends in the audience of the conservative / libertarian bent in Hollywood as well....
Watch the clips of his monologue at Twitchy....they are priceless.
Posted by: I may be drunk, but I ain't THAT drunk at January 06, 2020 02:12 AM (ClCgE)
'long as he was carrying in U.S. standard chamberings.
That metric shit is right out.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 06, 2020 02:13 AM (QzJWU)
Finally out of the estuary and into San Franciso Bay for an afternoon of sailing but always watching the clock to get back into the estuary during slack tide lest I have to try and hit my slip on an incoming tide with the Park Street Bridge dead in my face if I miss.......good times.
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 06, 2020 02:22 AM (kFkpX)
she is very different than him no doubt but I guess that is how they set up a lot of the comedy. They are in the eighth season now. They show her foibles though which is interesting. For one she is a bit of a wine hound and she also gets uncomfortable sometimes around people who are different from her.
The thing that hurts the show for me is that the actresses that play the daughters keep leaving. I don't doubt some of this is political pressure.
Posted by: Quint at January 06, 2020 02:31 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 06, 2020 02:33 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Quint at January 06, 2020 02:31 AM (n13/j)
--Occam's Razor sez yes. Can't have a sit-com where a conservative is level-headed and is also funny instead of a non-stop crank.
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 02:38 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 02:38 AM (oZuI0)
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They even tried to do that with Archie Bunker, problem was America liked Archie well enough--and a lot more than Lear wanted.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 02:39 AM (Eicbe)
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 02:38 AM (oZuI0)
yeah that is what really stings. A father that is not a childish boob. Of course they could not have loved him dressing up as Trump for Halloween either lol.
Posted by: Quint at January 06, 2020 02:44 AM (n13/j)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt1wToYKmpM
"I'm in Canada right now. I'm actually in Calgary. I got more dirty looks in Canada, ten times as much there than I did in California. . . ."
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2020 02:48 AM (Y8PSl)
--Occam's Razor sez yes. Can't have a sit-com where a conservative is
level-headed and is also funny instead of a non-stop crank.
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 02:38 AM (oZuI0)
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They even tried to do that with Archie Bunker, problem was America liked Archie well enough--and a lot more than Lear wanted.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2020 02:39 AM (Eicbe)
That happened with Oliver Stone's Wall Street too. Everyone remembers Gordon Gekko but no one cares about Bud Fox. The movie Boiler Room made light of this when the characters spent time reciting Gekko's lines. OF course those guys were crooks too but it made the point that the director doesn't get the final say in which character resonates.
Posted by: Quint at January 06, 2020 02:52 AM (n13/j)
Tim Allen did a stunt (early 90's) on the "Tonight Show" where he drove a Monster Truck over some parked cars in the NBC parking lot in Burbank. I was at St. Joe's next door and some of us wandered out of the ER to watch the fun.
He then climbed into some totally beefed up Mustang and did 2 360's before screaming off of the lot.
Tim Allen...during his...you know....those days.
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 06, 2020 02:54 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 03:23 AM (CvDgu)
Posted by: JT at January 06, 2020 03:29 AM (arJlL)
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Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 06, 2020 03:57 AM (HRtgq)
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 04:00 AM (oZuI0)
Not sleeping here so poured myself a Trader Joe's Scotch Whiskey that I bought on my travels and hoping someone besides the troll wants to converse a bit.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:05 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at January 06, 2020 04:07 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:08 AM (IDhUW)
Listening to Coast to Coast AM. Gerald Celente is saying "buy gold." This could be the first shot fired of WW3. Archduke Ferdinand!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
That's the sucker's call. Never buy in an unstable market.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at January 06, 2020 04:10 AM (t5FbO)
Morning for you? If so, top o the morning to ya.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:10 AM (IDhUW)
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It will be interesting where he goes from here, and if he's invited to host award shows in the future.
Posted by: JT at January 06, 2020 04:10 AM (arJlL)
And never eat anything bigger than your head !
Posted by: JT at January 06, 2020 04:12 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2020 04:15 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:15 AM (IDhUW)
Gervais is most known in this country as the star and I think creator of the UK version of The Office. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMNyDtib6Y4
Nothing special about the scene but that is the guy.
The one thing that stood out to me about his monologue last night is that he only went in on his audience. I could see one or two other non SJW comedians doing the "equal opportunity offenders" schtick. Maybe a Seinfeld or Bill Burr type but really I don't buy it. No way would they have torched these guys like that. And they certainly would have tried to spread it around more.
Posted by: quint at January 06, 2020 04:16 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:17 AM (IDhUW)
visiting my sister. It was fun, saw the Trump episode. Sister also
introduced me to Death in Paradise which I am now binge watching.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:15 AM (IDhUW)
It is still jarring to see an actual conservative on a tv sitcom. He let's them take a shot or two at conservatives from time to time and that is fair. But to see a show where a guy dresses like Trump, bashes Pelosi and Biden is pretty unusual. He made a crack on Biden tonight, in the new episode.
There is a reason this show was cancelled but brought back because the fans raised hell.
Posted by: quint at January 06, 2020 04:19 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: quint at January 06, 2020 04:21 AM (n13/j)
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Interesting. Sounds like a "speak truth to power moment"
Good for him.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:22 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at January 06, 2020 04:24 AM (arJlL)
There is a reason this show was cancelled but brought back because the fans raised hell.
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It's great that there is a fan base loud enough and large enough to make that happen.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:26 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 04:27 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:31 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 06, 2020 04:31 AM (892aJ)
Posted by: JT at January 06, 2020 04:24 AM (arJlL)
Johnny's monologues were always respectful and poked harmless fun. DVR'ed a few old Tonight shows for some of the old stars, and it was truly a different time.
These days, everyone is a victim, and a whiner. Comedy has been crippled. Only a few, like Gervais and Dave Chapelle have the balls to step up.
Gervais was more like Don Rickles than anything else, using today's references and phrasing.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 06, 2020 04:32 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:32 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2020 04:35 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JT at January 06, 2020 04:24 AM (arJlL)
I miss those days.
Posted by: quint at January 06, 2020 04:37 AM (n13/j)
Just want to let you know that I saw your comment in the food thread. It made me realize how busy you are and how hard you are working. I believe you take care of your mom?
Good work, I know it must be difficult but it sounds like you are doing difficult work well. Kudos.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:37 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: teej at January 06, 2020 04:37 AM (E9vLe)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:40 AM (IDhUW)
--Nope
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 04:00 AM (oZuI0)
Bro, she looked amazing last night showing major boobage. They are huge and spectacular.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 06, 2020 04:40 AM (HRtgq)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 06, 2020 04:32 AM (sy5kK)
I see what you are saying for sure but I think he was harsher than Rickles ever was. Rickles made jokes about generalities and stereotypes. Gervais was really cutting into these people, he was bursting their balloon. At least that is how I see it.
Posted by: quint at January 06, 2020 04:41 AM (n13/j)
The Democrat/Progda response to killing Salami and friends really shows the way they really thing and view the world.
Bad news for us, we aren't a part of it. Namely, individuals who believe in personal responsibility and choices, not big government edicts and manipulation.
But the good news is this isn't kept in secret, we know who they are, because they tell us who they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 06, 2020 04:42 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: teej at January 06, 2020 04:43 AM (E9vLe)
Posted by: quint at January 06, 2020 04:43 AM (n13/j)
So good to see you!
I'm thinking 2020 is going to be a good year.
Did absolutely no fishing this past summer, hope this year is different.
From what I see you are still enjoying your music and your friends.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:43 AM (IDhUW)
Mom--yes. It is a challenge for sure. Thanks for the kudos.
(Most days I feel like I'm failing her.) Life here is definitely not what i had in mind when i was 29.
And hopefully that's about all the wallowing in self pity I'm going to allow myself today!
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 06, 2020 04:43 AM (892aJ)
Speaking of hollywierd, I'm a little flabbergasted right now.
If you didn't know, I'm not much for comic book movies. Modern era, I liked a couple of Xmen movies, that's about it. I'd written off DC comics.
Well, Roku has Batman Begins and Dark Night available, so, eh. I thought, I'll give the first one a look. Watched it. All of it. Likewise Dark Night. My biggest question is how did DC lose out to Marvel? These movies flirt with "excellent" for almost five hours. There's at least one scene that, minus the grown-up edge, feels lifted straight from the TV series.
If you really don't care about these things, give Batman Begins 10 minutes. You might get drawn in.
And of course, Prometheus still sucks.
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 04:44 AM (pZrPX)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 06, 2020 04:40 AM (HRtgq)
--Done better.
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 04:44 AM (oZuI0)
Bad news for us, we aren't a part of it. Namely, individuals who believe in personal responsibility and choices, not big government edicts and manipulation.
But the good news is this isn't kept in secret, we know who they are, because they tell us who they are.
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Good news for us, we aren't alone in our belief in personal responsibility.
Bad news for them, someone somewhere is knitting away as they reveal themselves.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:48 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2020 04:35 AM (ZCEU2)
Yikes! On top! I dont even like riding inside one
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 06, 2020 04:48 AM (892aJ)
Posted by: quint at January 06, 2020 04:41 AM (n13/j)
You are completely right. In the old days, there were distinct limits of decency. Rickles was smart and went right to the edge, but didn't cross it. His targets were hit with sniper-like precision.
Gervais was more like a guy using a bumpstock and spraying all over the place. Because there are no limits of decency any more. Only victims and being offended.
Don Rickles was really a showman and a smart guy, in a different era.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 06, 2020 04:49 AM (sy5kK)
Well, I only went fishing once.
Did something to forearm at work.
Caught 8 or 10 little ones, no harm no foul.
Last one was 14 inch smallmouth on light action rod.
Arm said don't do that any more.
Thanks, yes, music still going good. Always does with those two.
How you doin? Still week on - week off?
Posted by: teej at January 06, 2020 04:50 AM (E9vLe)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2020 04:52 AM (ZCEU2)
Walking away and not returning would be failing. Doing the best you can do (and giving the rest to God) is success.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:53 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:26 AM (IDhUW)
Don't forget, the reboot of LMS was on another network, as well. I find that rare, a property is dropped while still popular, then allowed to go to another network. (I seem to remember it happening once before but I forget the show.) IIRC, the time off before the reboot is the reason why they lost one daughter after the cancellation as she had other projects lined up and couldn't do it.
But is a funny show. It even portrays guns in a favorable light. {GASP}
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2020 04:55 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 04:55 AM (IDhUW)
What's going on?
Posted by: Heirloominati at January 06, 2020 04:59 AM (+J//Q)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 06, 2020 04:59 AM (892aJ)
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I didn't sleep at a Holiday inn but I'll give it a try.
Life is going too fast, you're afraid you can't manage it, but ultimately you're safe because you've got your blanket.
Sorry your sleep wasn't restful.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:02 AM (IDhUW)
I really, really don't like super hero movies to the point that last one I saw in a theater was Superman 1 with Christopher Reeve. Having said that, The Dark Night was a very good film. I could see watching other films in the series.
i have also heard that Iron Man is quite good but for some reason cable only shows Iron Man 2. I want to watch it from the beginning if I watch it.
Posted by: quint at January 06, 2020 05:02 AM (n13/j)
https://youtu.be/ojXb0slKnKY
I organically can't stand techno, but fuck it, turn it to 11.
I've been at death's door, and I have some amazing ideas, and this song ["song"] is in one of them.
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 05:03 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2020 05:04 AM (ZCEU2)
There's a whole new genre of music out there - country/western/zombie. Technically, Gothabilly.
This is Drink With The Living Dead, by Ghoultown:
https://tinyurl.com/yjzux352
Fun stuff.
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 05:04 AM (pZrPX)
Good for you!!
Surely there are some worthy fish around you can catch this time of year.
Hopefully I will be able to fish this year. Arm is still a tiny bit there.
Sometimes nothing. Sometimes, like right now, tiny little, sharp pain.
Right arm so on some songs it has to move right along. Think twice per beat on South of Memphis or DUI Over Y.O.U.
That doesn't count fills. Messed me up on a couple of those early summer.
Posted by: teej at January 06, 2020 05:05 AM (E9vLe)
Nice!
We are a long way from the cowboy movies aren't we. What is that quote? There are two kinds of people, those with guns and those that dig.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:05 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: quint at January 06, 2020 05:07 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: teej at January 06, 2020 05:09 AM (E9vLe)
Quint, I forgot Ironman. Definitely enjoyable.
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 05:09 AM (pZrPX)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:10 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 05:13 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2020 05:13 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 05:15 AM (pZrPX)
Might be some kings around, so I might do some shore fishing in my down time.
Now, about those dreams of yours?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:16 AM (IDhUW)
Rowr.
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 05:16 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 05:18 AM (pZrPX)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:19 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: quint at January 06, 2020 05:22 AM (n13/j)
Hope a cup of coffee for the road wakes me up.
Wondering if this new "crisis" of Trump whacking the Leftist BFF will promp Sloppy Choppers to send the impeachment pappers to the Senate.
Have a great day horde.
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2020 05:23 AM (ZCEU2)
Misstress Barbara: Wanna see a hot DJ in her 40's mesmerise a crowd?
Here ya go: https://youtu.be/732lxctmnH0
Posted by: logprof at January 06, 2020 05:26 AM (oZuI0)
Flash Gordon? I don't put it in this genre - Flash is a completely ordinary man. I thought it was a great movie; big, flashy stupid fun. And BRIAN BLESSED*!!!
*FCC regulations require BRIAN BLESSED's name appear in all caps on the internet. Because.
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 05:27 AM (pZrPX)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:27 AM (IDhUW)
Hah!!
Sorry. Not THOSE kind of dreams.
Dreams I remember usually wake me up and I wake up not a happy camper.
Like at 2am this morning. Graham had beaten Trump in primary.
And that's one of the lesser ones.
You can imagine how bad the others are.
Especially knowing as much of my past as you do.
Posted by: teej at January 06, 2020 05:28 AM (E9vLe)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:30 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 05:32 AM (pZrPX)
Ok, I'm going to say- your subconscious is playing out worst case scenarios so that real life will be better.
Prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:34 AM (IDhUW)
Rickles never called out the kiddie diddlers to their face did he? I dunno. Maybe. He had to have know about that stuff, and much much worse, in his day. That place has been fubared for 100 years. Maybe he didn't want to get Epsteined.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2020 05:38 AM (YOIA1)
Posted by: teej at January 06, 2020 05:40 AM (E9vLe)
I was the same way, Kestrel. They are pretty grim, but not hopeless. I think the Harvey Dent arc, which gives us Two Face's origin and demise in the second movie, is incredibly black, but mercifully brief. And there's actually some black comic relief by the Joker, on occasion.
The Premise is, Gotham City is so evil, it needs to die. And you get a study of human nature, interestingly turning the whole thing on it's head with the boat traps, which deserve their own post.
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 05:41 AM (pZrPX)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:41 AM (IDhUW)
The boat trap:
Two passenger ferries, loaded with passengers - one ordinary Gothamites, one hardened felons.
Both boats have huge bombs in them, and each crew finds a detonator....for the OTHER boat's bomb!
Next, the conditions...
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 05:46 AM (pZrPX)
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I may have to give them a try. My son is encouraging me to see the latest Joker, only one scene he was worried about and it turned out ok.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:47 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2020 05:38 AM (YOIA1)
The Fatty Arbuckle murder scandal is 99 years ago this year.
Hollyweird has always been Sodom and Gomorrah On The Pacific.
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2020 05:48 AM (Y8PSl)
The boat trap:
Two passenger ferries, loaded with passengers - one ordinary Gothamites, one hardened felons.
Both boats have huge bombs in them, and each crew finds a detonator....for the OTHER boat's bomb!
Next, the conditions...
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That does sound intriging.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:49 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:52 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Eromero at January 06, 2020 05:53 AM (UUkQp)
Oh, spoilers. Duh.
Jokers conditions are, if one group blows up the other, they live. If neither group murders the other by midnight, they BOTH die. (I forget the formal name for this dilemma).
Inserr tension building scenes.
End game:
Inmates - hulking brute talks, grabs the detonator, and...throws it overboard. His intent all along.
Citizens - similar, but guy can't bring himself to go through with it. Apply God's reasoning regarding sparing cities, and the villians don't have a leg to stand on. (Joker found one righteous man among the felons.)
I thought it was neat.
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 05:56 AM (pZrPX)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 06, 2020 05:58 AM (IDhUW)
I say put him in a church and send shotgun guy in to talk to him. While talking, see if Bloominidiot looks around for a cop ... OR AN AVERAGE CITIZEN WITH A GUN!!!
Posted by: m at January 06, 2020 06:00 AM (55d/e)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2020 06:02 AM (7rVsF)
I kinda conflate the two movies (Jokers only interested in chaos), but the root of all this is Neeson's character in the first movie, which got me going along that train of thought.
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 06:04 AM (pZrPX)
One thing about a criminal most of them can read "Gun Free Zone". Take down the sign and replace it with "Criminal enter at your own risk". Maybe add "Not a Gun Free Area."
Posted by: m at January 06, 2020 06:05 AM (55d/e)
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 06:07 AM (pZrPX)
I was reading Trump! tweets from yesterday..My favorite...
"These Media Posts will serve as notification to the United States Congress that should Iran strike any U.S. person or target, the United States will quickly & fully strike back, & perhaps in a disproportionate manner. Such legal notice is not required, but is given nevertheless!"
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2020 06:12 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 06:18 AM (JtBPN)
These Media Posts will serve as notification to the United States Congress that should Iran strike any U.S. person or target, the United States will quickly & fully strike back, & perhaps in a disproportionate manner.
*nervous whispers in Tehran*
"He really means it!" "The last one was so gullible!" "What are we going to do now?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2020 06:19 AM (7rVsF)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v)
And then they wonder why Trump! didn't go talk to the House and Senate about the take out first
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2020 06:26 AM (vd8XM)
"He really means it!" "The last one was so gullible!" "What are we going to do now?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
We thought for sure we could get their milk money again...damn
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2020 06:27 AM (vd8XM)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2020 06:02 AM (7rVsF)
696 Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
You guys are a treasure.
Posted by: m at January 06, 2020 06:28 AM (55d/e)
Tit for Tat is a very good strategy. Cites on request.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2020 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
Tit for Tat is a very good strategy. Cites on request.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Big tit for tiny tat.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 06:33 AM (JtBPN)
Have a serene day, full of love for your special people, and derisive laughter for the Iran-loving Leftists.
Remember, head on a swivel, and have a Mattis Plan.
A special shout out to Hadrian the Seventh. Forge ahead. Getting ahead of the shallow end of the learning curve is never fun. Ask me. But if even I can do it, you certainly can.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2020 06:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: saf at January 06, 2020 06:37 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: pawn at January 06, 2020 06:39 AM (PveK5)
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2020 06:39 AM (vd8XM)
It is such a treat waking up and knowing that our President is taking it to the enemy.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2020 06:41 AM (MzJ8y)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 06:41 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2020 06:41 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 06:42 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Did they order 5 Kosher meals for him?
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM)
I've been enjoying the hell out of the communists making a saint out of this Iranian shitstain.
"Derp, derp, he read poetry!" (Not unlike the "Derp, derp, he reads Niebuhr!" hosannas for the dogeater, when we later found out that he was addicted to ESPN and his highest intellectual pretension was to make a production every year out of filling out NCAA tournament brackets to comport with his alleged roundball prowess.)
It is astonishing how well revered General Red Mist kept his all his many good works hidden under a bushel basket, is it not? If only he had been more forthcoming, then perhaps he would not have gotten whacked.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 06:43 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
He was on Farcebook, but mainly posted vacation pics and recipes
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Case at January 06, 2020 06:47 AM (YdAj9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2020 06:49 AM (NVYyb)
I think Trump found out a long time ago the House and Senate are full of deranged people who cannot be trusted.
If any of 'em showed up at my front door asking to do lawn work, I'd loose the dogs on 'em. They are oxygen breathing no loads incapable of inflicting anything but harm, each and every one of them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 06:50 AM (pNxlR)
I've been enjoying the hell out of the communists making a saint out of this Iranian shitstain.
"Derp, derp, he read poetry!" (Not unlike the "Derp, derp, he reads Niebuhr!" hosannas for the dogeater, when we later found out that he was addicted to ESPN and his highest intellectual pretension was to make a production every year out of filling out NCAA tournament brackets to comport with his alleged roundball prowess.)
It is astonishing how well revered General Red Mist kept his all his many good works hidden under a bushel basket, is it not? If only he had been more forthcoming, then perhaps he would not have gotten whacked.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 06:43 AM (pNxlR)
His last public meeting was meeting with the leader of Hezbollah. One who also needs to meet Allah soon!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 06:51 AM (JFO2v)
Benjamin said she believed that as the US anti-war movement stirs, more well-known people will follow.
Weve been in the desert for the last 10 years and now were anxious to build up a robust anti-war organisation again, she said.
Translation: We did not say shit when Bhussein was bombing and killing.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 06:55 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Case at January 06, 2020 06:47 AM (YdAj9)
I'm not sure they're not the same.
Posted by: BignJames at January 06, 2020 06:55 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 06:43 AM (pNxlR)
The other day, someone mentioned on this site that it should be brought out that Salami was a racist, misogynist, anti-LGBTQXYZ bad bad person.
See how quickly the MSM changes their tune
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2020 06:55 AM (vd8XM)
I can imagine revered General Red Mist looking at the front passenger side mirror with its etched message, "Objects in this mirror are closer than they appear" as the missile showed up to say, "Meep, meep, mofo!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 06:57 AM (pNxlR)
Salty, I thought Prisoners Dilemma, but wasn't sure. Thanks!
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 06:59 AM (KgCRy)
Posted by: pawn at January 06, 2020 07:00 AM (PveK5)
Translation: We did not say shit when Bhussein was bombing and killing.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)
To be fair, the Dogeater's winning of the No Bell Peas Prize had a palliative effect, I'm sure. "So that's what peaceful behavior looks like!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 07:00 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:01 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:01 AM (tT0V4)
No, no. He's working on Obamacare II.
Posted by: BignJames at January 06, 2020 07:03 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:03 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Infidel at January 06, 2020 07:03 AM (MTxDQ)
726 Biden still solving the worlds problems by putting them in the back burner?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:01 AM (tT0V4)
"Zank hayven for leetle ghirlz!"
-- JoJo "Maurice Chevalier" Biden
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 07:04 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:04 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
He suggested that Trump! should have gone after Salami with a magnifying glass and burn him like an ant
Posted by: Bruce at January 06, 2020 07:04 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:04 AM (tT0V4)
If you like your Boogaloo......
Posted by: BignJames at January 06, 2020 07:06 AM (X/Pw5)
"In a Biden White House, all the toy trains therein will run on time!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2020 07:06 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2020 07:06 AM (JtBPN)
Would that make the Left happy?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:07 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Infidel at January 06, 2020 07:08 AM (MTxDQ)
Here we go.....
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 06, 2020 07:09 AM (HRtgq)
Saint Pancake, in blackface and covered in glow-juice at a rave?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:09 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Case at January 06, 2020 07:10 AM (YdAj9)
Posted by: Gooshy at January 06, 2020 07:11 AM (KgCRy)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jean at January 06, 2020 07:13 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Ripley at January 06, 2020 07:13 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:13 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Jean at January 06, 2020 07:14 AM (B7KlG)
He is burning through some serious cash targeting rural NE Texas.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 06, 2020 07:17 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:19 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Infidel at January 06, 2020 07:20 AM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:22 AM (tT0V4)
_________________
In your battle against biological reality.
This is where the old adage "choose your battles carefully" comes in, dear. Because not every battle should be fought, and not every battle can be won.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 06, 2020 07:22 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
He's just another hypocrite, guns for me, not for thee.
Posted by: Infidel at January 06, 2020 07:20 AM
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I doubt it. He isn't polling above 5% in any primary poll here so far.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 06, 2020 07:23 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 06, 2020 07:24 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 06, 2020 07:24 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Heirloominati at January 06, 2020 07:26 AM (+J//Q)
And who are these rich he wants to tax and pay their fair share? I've heard this song and dance many times before. What it amounts to is if you have a job you are rich.
Bloomers can go jump in the
East River.
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