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US Forces Kill Qassem Soleimani, Leader of Iran's Terrorist Quds Forces
UPDATE: ATTACK WAS PROMPTED BY TERRORIST THREAT THAT SULEIMANI HIMSELF WAS OVERSEEING

The most powerful terrorist leader in the world is now dead.

I guess Trump wasn't bluffing.

UPDATE: ATTACK WAS PROMPTED BY TERRORIST THREAT THAT SULEIMANI HIMSELF WAS OVERSEEING







Also, the second in command of Lebanon's Hezballah was killed:



Let us take a moment of silent to mourn these Austere Religious Scholars.

General Qasem Soleimani, the head of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards' elite Quds Force, has been killed by US forces in Iraq.

The Pentagon confirmed he was killed "at the direction of the president".

Gen Soleimani was being driven car at Baghdad airport with local Iran-backed militias when hit by a US air strike.

Iran's Foreign Minister, Javad Zarif, called the move "extremely dangerous and a foolish escalation".

Gen Soleimani was a major figure in the Iranian regime. His Quds Force reported directly to the country's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and he was hailed as a heroic national figure.

A spokesman for the Iranian government said the country's top security body would hold an extraordinary meeting shortly to discuss the "criminal act of attack".


Ben Loose-Ass Rhodes is whining and crying that the Bad Orange Man killed his very good Iranian collusion partner:




This is obviously a big escalation on our part, after years of Iran's own big escalations.

I imagine they'll escalate further.

We might wind up having to level Teheran, if the Iranians demand it of us.

More: The Democrats who supposedly are such tough-guys who are the Adults in the Room about National Security are, of course, whining and crying that a terrorist murderer has finally been ended:



Whoever puts out Joe Biden's statements when Biden's mind is, um, resting takes a similar angle: Sure sure sure he was a terrorist murderer, but how dare someone who is not a Democrat kill him!



I imagine this will be the standard liberal/media (but I repeat myself) spin.

Speaking of the standard liberal/media (but I repeat myself) spin:

I can't wait to read The Bulwark's and The Dispatch's fulsome denunciations of American warmongering and adventurism in the Middle East tomorrow!



Posted by: Ace at 12:01 AM




Comments

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1 But mostly.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:02 AM (EI35j)

2 Good start on Trump's Throne of Skulls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:03 AM (XQrf/)

3 The Left is going to look like fools a lot this year. Getting a 1984 vibe and I don't mean Orwell.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:04 AM (EI35j)

4 Obongo weeps.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 03, 2020 12:05 AM (Z1ykJ)

5 CNN Breaking News: Trump assassinated a peace loving Iranian aid worker in Baghdad today. While on a mission to feed poor children of color in the slums of Baghdad (Slums created by Trump policies) he was ruthlessly killed by an air strike that Trump personally directed from the White House in Washington DC. It is reported Trump sent the signal to the weapon to kill this poor man of peace !!!!

Now back to are regular programming on how Anderson Copper is the man we all want to be !!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 12:05 AM (qM84C)

6 This right here was a muscular military response. Khameini should really stop running his mouth for a while. And so should the Dems.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 03, 2020 12:06 AM (6mvRv)

7 "Soleimani killed by drone strike and climate change related asthma, but mostly by drone strike"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2020 12:06 AM (qAR6u)

8 I'm so sorry.


I'm just not tired of winning yet.

Just kind of getting used to it. look forward to more.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 03, 2020 12:06 AM (Z1ykJ)

9 Happy Trumpy Twenty-Twenty, Iran!

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:07 AM (EI35j)

10 Maybe if we had just sent pallets full of cash they would have started being nice to us.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2020 12:07 AM (NbRJx)

11 Soleimani is dead... so are al-Muhandis, Ridha.... Moe Green...

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2020 12:08 AM (qAR6u)

12 Muqtada al-Sadr should also keep a low profile for a bit

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 03, 2020 12:08 AM (6mvRv)

13 What would Elizabeth Warren suggest we do? Wag her finger at Soleimani and say, "You're a bad man" and then do absolutely nothing? Yeah; I want her as CIC/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 12:08 AM (WI7YS)

14 Instead of killing this man of peace we should have offered him a free transgender operation to make him more likable....

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 12:09 AM (qM84C)

15 Now back to are regular programming on how Anderson Copper is the man we all want to be !!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 12:05 AM (qM84C)

Trump just tweeted an American Flag. The media just tweeted soiled diapers.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 03, 2020 12:09 AM (Z1ykJ)

16 Every time I picture Trump tonight, all I hear in the background is the opening to the Immigrant Song:

https://tinyurl.com/y2qg6o8v

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:09 AM (EI35j)

17 Of course,this will crash the stock market, ruin the economy and start a massive recession. just like everything else Trump has done.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2020 12:09 AM (NbRJx)

18 When it's your own blo9, you can break the rules about the ONT.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 12:09 AM (ktZTZ)

19 Wait al-Sadr is still breathing?

Doing the Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsberg exercise regime?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:09 AM (XQrf/)

20 I get the sense-because he has said it repeatedly-Trump wants to avoid wars.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 12:10 AM (WI7YS)

21 This has to come to a head with these guys anyway, the sooner the better

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 03, 2020 12:10 AM (6mvRv)

22 https://twitter.com/comfortablysmug
/status/1212909613407977478?s=12

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2020 12:10 AM (PbpT7)

23 SRS most of the Horde could support

Turning a bunch of terrorists into bigga-booob eunuchs

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:11 AM (XQrf/)

24 Last I saw all-Sadr was actually *in Iran*

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 03, 2020 12:11 AM (6mvRv)

25 Qassem Solemani killed by hellfire missile and Ace's interruption of the ONT, but mostly

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:11 AM (EI35j)

26 But have to say, a Flaming Skull this late at night feels good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 12:12 AM (ktZTZ)

27 al-Sadr is in Iran?

Well we can make sure he gets the Hotel California treatment and never leaves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:12 AM (XQrf/)

28 Dems freaking out like its Nov 9, 2016

Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 03, 2020 12:14 AM (G546f)

29 This shit has been going on since Carter was the head dufus in charge. Long time comming. The government in iran needs to pay and pay bigly.

Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at January 03, 2020 12:14 AM (0OmEj)

30 Wait I thought Jen Rubin said Trump was like Jimmy Carter or something

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2020 12:16 AM (PbpT7)

31 Boom, Boom, out go the lights...

Posted by: Pat Travers at January 03, 2020 12:16 AM (zHXTb)

32 You know, if Trump was like this calls for a celebration and had KSM shot at dawn that would be okay too.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2020 12:16 AM (hr5kG)

33 Noce

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 03, 2020 12:16 AM (VcFUs)

34 20 I get the sense-because he has said it repeatedly-Trump wants to avoid wars.


absolutely agree!

these men were not heads of state. they were TERRORISTS. if states want to support evil like this, welp, they should probably stand well back

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 03, 2020 12:16 AM (Rarvo)

35 13 What would Elizabeth Warren suggest we do? Wag her finger at Soleimani and say, "You're a bad man" and then do absolutely nothing? Yeah; I want her as CIC/s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 12:08 AM (WI7YS)

She would suggest that the only people who deserve the treatment Soleimani are rich people; the wealthy.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 12:17 AM (9jl/W)

36 a fucking great start. hope this is just the beginning of a great middle east peace policy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 12:17 AM (KP5rU)

37 The Pentagon confirmed he was killed "at the direction of the president"

-----

"Flatten that one there."

-- Donnie Two Scoops

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2020 12:17 AM (XVuno)

38 Wait I thought Jen Rubin said Trump was like Jimmy Carter or something

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2020 12:16 AM (PbpT7)

---
never pay attention to bimbos.

pro tip: if you call her a bimbo on Twatter, you will be put in time out until you delete said comment.

ask me how i know.

but they don't censor.


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 03, 2020 12:18 AM (zHXTb)

39 Flaming skull at midnight. Nice treat.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 03, 2020 12:18 AM (+ldAm)

40 Why does the media always refer to Iran's "elete" Quds Force, or Iraq's "Elite" Republican guard. Not sure what qualifies them to be elite; we've handed their ass to them every time we've come up against them

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 03, 2020 12:19 AM (n/33I)

41 Killing terrorist leader - act of war

Attacking an embassy - good fun

Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 03, 2020 12:19 AM (G546f)

42 Nice trifecta, the head of Iran's al Quds force, the head of Iran's proxy militia in Iraq, and Hezb'allah's #2 guy.

Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at January 03, 2020 12:19 AM (W8/ca)

43 Seriously. Whether it is concealed carry by the citizenry or peace through strength overseas, more people need to discover the meaning of the word "deterrence". Now, we know the Left finds the concept of deterrence to be sickening, but they must be taught to embrace it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 12:19 AM (9jl/W)

44 ta fuque? thought ace got married?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 12:19 AM (KP5rU)

45 Barack and I only droned US citizens. This is a terrible escalation.

- Joe Biden

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 12:19 AM (r+sAi)

46 It has become painfully obvious to me that Donald Trump is not a respecter of diversity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2020 12:19 AM (XVuno)

47 Oh yes, so we killing killers means...um. more killing...somehow.

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 12:19 AM (32YRo)

48 Wow - when I see the roll call of who's been taken out - Does Trump have a baptism of one of his grandkids to go to in the morning, maybe???

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:20 AM (V2Yro)

49 Trump is just sharing the joy of New Year fireworks with them

Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 03, 2020 12:20 AM (G546f)

50 Where's your haaaand, where's your haaaand,
Solemeini, Solemeini, Solemeini-ni-ni-ni
Where is your haaaand, where's your haaaand?
Solemeini, Solemeini, Solemeini-ni-ni-ni, oh

Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du

Posted by: The (Willowed) Cranberries at January 03, 2020 12:20 AM (DTX3h)

51 You know, 18 years ago Iran should have been the focus of American retaliation for 9/11 and other acts of terrorism in the Middle East.

But Trump wasn't President then. The Administration had other priorities.

I'm not inclined to want to start a war, but I am all for finishing them, and this one... this one has been going on for over 40 years now. It's time to end it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2020 12:20 AM (hku12)

52 Flaming skull at midnight. Nice treat.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM

Yes, it's almost like Christmas lights, right?

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 12:20 AM (32YRo)

53 Soleimani didn't kill himself.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 12:21 AM (Cus5s)

54 so he keeps killing the enemies of humanity, unemployment is at historic lows, and the stock market is at new highs. But come on, that shouldn't count, what has he really done, amirite?

Posted by: The media and Dems at January 03, 2020 12:21 AM (n13/j)

55 The most powerful terrorist leader in the world is now dead.

-------------

Wow! Trump's tweets are deadly.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 12:21 AM (xarPm)

56 Thanks to Jimmy Carter Iran was not glassed 40 years ago for taking the US embassy in Tehran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:21 AM (XQrf/)

57 it's interesting to me how the Dems can't seem to tell the difference between murderous, criminal thugs and actual leaders

odd, that

I wonder why they get confused on that point

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 03, 2020 12:22 AM (Rarvo)

58 and, from the photos i saw, they hit those assholes with real, no fucking kidding Hellfires, not those candy ass "ninja knife" variants...

they were well and truly #BTS, as terrorist scum should be. let them strain the goo for identifiable marks and DNA.

F them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 03, 2020 12:22 AM (zHXTb)

59 i'm a firm believer in letting god sort out the dead fucks. some assholes just need killing. it's in the bible.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 12:22 AM (KP5rU)

60 Don't pull on Superman's cape, asshats.

And note we did all this OUTSIDE Iran.

Your move, well watchers.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:22 AM (JCrfD)

61 >>The most powerful terrorist leader in the world is now dead.

NBC and ABC now wearing black mourning clothes...poor dears.

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 12:22 AM (32YRo)

62 Soleimani briefly had second thoughts about taking John Kerry's advice to ignore Trump ... then he died.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 12:23 AM (Cus5s)

63 CONTACT HOGMARTIN STAT

raimondo on tap

Now need Joe B on tap

THE NATION CALLS

Posted by: Miklos, who would make merry at January 03, 2020 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

64 You want a pallet load of Benjamins waiting for you on the tarmac.
You'd settle for a US State Department reprimand.
Instead you get blowed up. Blowed up real good.

Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2020 12:23 AM (Pqytn)

65 Oh, and am I the only that thinks were were acting preemptively?

Yeah, I do.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:23 AM (JCrfD)

66 And I think it's about damn time to just ignore the Democrats and the squawking. They don't want to act like adults, they don't want to participate in the governing of this country.

Just don't ignore them like Bush did. Ignore them like Reagan did, smile, shake your head and say "there you go again." Then get on with the business of being the adults in Washington.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2020 12:23 AM (hku12)

67 Now, THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2020 12:23 AM (CjFDo)

68 Soleimani has been dead for hours, but he just can't stop smoking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 03, 2020 12:23 AM (xkSJa)

69 "Flatten that one there."



-- Donnie Two Scoops

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2020 12:17 AM (XVuno)

LOL

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:23 AM (EI35j)

70 Stayed up waiting for this confirmation. Ya hoo.

I think there are assets comfortably in place waiting for Iran to make a move. Trump's not going into this half cocked.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 12:24 AM (pGnDm)

71 First Baghdadi and now Suleimani. These things tend to go in threes so who's next?

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 12:24 AM (xarPm)

72 I wonder why they get confused on that point
Posted by: BlackOrchid,
-------

Well, since they can't tell a man from a woman, we shouldn't be too surprised.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2020 12:24 AM (xSo9G)

73 Flaming skull at midnight. Nice treat.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM

Now we know when Ace wakes up/comes to.

Posted by: Miklos, recycled cardboard member at January 03, 2020 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

74 Test

Posted by: Tinker at January 03, 2020 12:24 AM (jPtGI)

75 If only Mr. Heinz Ketchup could have been on that tarmac too...missed opportunity.

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 12:24 AM (32YRo)

76 The Iranians were up to something. Trump wouldn't have moved like this otherwise.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:25 AM (JCrfD)

77 While were at it we should toss a hellfire missile down that Iranian well we keep hearing about.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 03, 2020 12:25 AM (Mki/r)

78 I wonder who the Dems will send to the funeral.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2020 12:25 AM (dOV9E)

79 One day lefties rooting for a Trump benghazi.
Next day lefties crying that a terror milita leader is dead.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 12:25 AM (r+sAi)

80 I know they're supposed to be virgins and all, but you'd think at least one in seventy-two of these demons would be trained to use some lube first. Ow!

Posted by: General Suleimani at January 03, 2020 12:25 AM (ykYG2)

81 Blowed up real good.
Posted by: mrp

https://youtu.be/HPrHxPvsj4M

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2020 12:25 AM (CjFDo)

82 While were at it we should toss a hellfire missile down that Iranian well we keep hearing about.

^^^This!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 03, 2020 12:25 AM (xkSJa)

83 77 While were at it we should toss a hellfire missile down that Iranian well we keep hearing about.


first, cover it with bacon

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 03, 2020 12:25 AM (Rarvo)

84 Love the pic of the smoldering hand n ring.

Posted by: Pliney at January 03, 2020 12:26 AM (nzKWW)

85 The Warren tweet comes off as a sick joke. These people are almost asking Iran to do something.

Posted by: Quint at January 03, 2020 12:26 AM (n13/j)

86 I think Trump very much wants to avoid a war with Iran.

And I think this may have been the only way.

By that I mean:

I have suspected since the Syria pullout/hit that the actors in that region, specifically Russia/Iran have decided they want to orchestrate an attack on the US that can't be responded to with any less severity than war. And I think Trump keeps pulling targets out from under them then slapping their hands.

I think they want a war and they want it of the controversial, US-started kind. Trump continues to put the ball in their court.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 03, 2020 12:26 AM (qgUJH)

87 Post-ONT Flaming Skulls can be some of the best Flaming Skulls!

Posted by: Tinker at January 03, 2020 12:26 AM (jPtGI)

88 another dead neck bearded fuck. sleep well, goat fucking tyrants. you may be next. two scoops knows where you sleep.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 12:26 AM (KP5rU)

89 If I saw prominent Democrats behaving like they really loved their country for even a single fucking second, I would die of shock.

Two lousy little terms of Obama and the commies all gave themselves permission to constantly act like permanent rat turds in the soup. They calculated that it doesn't matter.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:27 AM (EI35j)

90 Oh, and am I the only that thinks were were acting preemptively?

Yeah, I do.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:23 AM (JCrfD)


Yeah, one gets the sense these people in Iran watch CNN, and got the wrong impression about Trump's standing at this time. They must have thought this was a good time to strike.

They chose... poorly.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2020 12:27 AM (hku12)

91 And here I thought I'd just waste some time listening to you people crack wise.

Go, Mr President! We support you!

Posted by: Texican ette at January 03, 2020 12:27 AM (aUFe9)

92 The Media are of course silent about a lot of freedom loving Iranians praising Donald Trump for this.

Solemeini killed a lot of Iranians as well as Americans.

This could inspire the revolutionaries in Iran who want nothing to do with the Mullahs.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 03, 2020 12:27 AM (haWye)

93 Try to imagine Obama having the balls to do this. Just try.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2020 12:27 AM (dOV9E)

94 Repost

https://twitter.com/votermom/status/
1212961331416092672

Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 03, 2020 12:27 AM (G546f)

95 The Iranians were up to something. Trump wouldn't have moved like this otherwise.
Yeah, I don't think these 3 dudes were planning a Tahiti vacation.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 12:27 AM (r+sAi)

96 Hey Kim Jong Un pay attention !!

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 12:28 AM (2DOZq)

97 Who the hell is Ben Rhodes?

Posted by: klaftern at January 03, 2020 12:28 AM (RuIsu)

98 >>>65 Oh, and am I the only that thinks were were acting preemptively?

Yeah, I do.

see update -- it was preemptive.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2020 12:28 AM (PbpT7)

99 The same people who said not a damn word about Libya, are now talking about congressional authorization.

I don't think Trump plans on any nation building.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:28 AM (JCrfD)

100 Oh, well there you go. See update.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2020 12:28 AM (hku12)

101 Perdicaris alive or Suleimani DEAD!

So, ok,

(insert some other mullah's name)

(repeat as needed)

Posted by: T.R. "Miklos" Trump at January 03, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

102 UPDATE: ATTACK WAS PROMPTED BY TERRORIST THREAT THAT SULEIMANI HIMSELF WAS OVERSEEING

Like I said.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:28 AM (JCrfD)

103 wow thanks Ace that is quite the update!

sure things are hot but I feel a hell of a lot better about our guys nowadays

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 03, 2020 12:28 AM (Rarvo)

104 Now PDT should drone Chappaqua.

Posted by: Jmel at January 03, 2020 12:29 AM (OeWgo)

105 So will Iran hire the Mandela funeral sign language guy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:29 AM (XQrf/)

106 In the spirit of the occasion, I have grilled a couple of thick pork chops to his memory. Roast in pieces, @$$hole.

Posted by: TX Nick77 at January 03, 2020 12:29 AM (SKDFo)

107 I don't think Trump plans on any nation building.
Posted by: Circa

Unless rubble bouncing counts.

Posted by: Miklos, a boy brought home at January 03, 2020 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)

108 104; martha's vineyard. more commies for the buck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 03, 2020 12:30 AM (KP5rU)

109 Democrats: You took out the world's foremost terrorist. That wasn't part of the deal!

Darth Trump: I am altering the deal.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:30 AM (EI35j)

110 >>> The most powerful terrorist leader in the world is now dead.

I guess Trump wasn't bluffing.


======

Wait, Trump didn't even tell them "not to call his bluff" first? Did this administration learning nothing from The Great Won? /s

Posted by: Tinker at January 03, 2020 12:30 AM (jPtGI)

111 Drag Pelosi, Schumer, McConnell, and McCarthy to the White House and let the CIA brief now that this dipshit is dead. I'm so damn tired of the reflexive "everything Trump does is bad" act.

Enough.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:30 AM (JCrfD)

112 No one on the Left talks about what a rancid dog's breakfast Libya has become since Gaylord lead from behind to screw up the country.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:30 AM (XQrf/)

113 Shouldn't Biden's statement be as from a Democratic presidential candidate and not as from the Vice-President? If he wanted that appellation shouldn't it be prefaced by "Former"?

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 12:30 AM (xarPm)

114 vmom, I added your tweet. I also sent it to other people.

Posted by: ace at January 03, 2020 12:31 AM (PbpT7)

115 Ayatollah One: "Hey what a great fruit market...glad to get out of hiding for once! Damn idiot Trump!"

Ayatollah Two: "Yeah, what an idiot!. Just had to wait a couple of weeks...I'll take that mellon over there, Akmed."

Ayatollah One: " yeah, that guy, wait until we..." KABLOOM!

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 12:31 AM (32YRo)

116 Democrats are all over twitter" yes-but"ing and pretending concern. Meanwhile real American are searching for Jack Nicholson/Joker "I'm glad you're dead" memes.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 12:31 AM (xmKbk)

117 We came, we saw, he died!

Oh shit... I'm not President... HUMA!!!

Posted by: Hillary at January 03, 2020 12:31 AM (qAR6u)

118 Off Topic

Hillary Clinton was just named Chancellor of a Northern Ireland University.

Posted by: rd at January 03, 2020 12:32 AM (+0uDE)

119 Aww
Thanks ace

Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 03, 2020 12:32 AM (G546f)

120 Make no mistake - this is bigger than taking out Osama Bin Laden. -- Ranj Alaaldin
The left, they will not like this tweet.

Posted by: Quint at January 03, 2020 12:32 AM (n13/j)

121 Iran has been trying to provoke some level of war with US ... partly to get their people behind their leaders, partly to win over other nations (I guess).

After Iran assaulting our embassy, this action may do more to prevent war than start it. Trump promised a response, he took out their military leaders ... in IRAQ ... where they were obviously continuing subversive measures (against US and Iraq, it would seem).

Bad guys dead/captured ... Dems sad ... it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 12:32 AM (Cus5s)

122 The American people know what Iran is and what they've been doing.

Dems can go on playing with each others asses.
It will make no difference.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 12:32 AM (pGnDm)

123 One day lefties rooting for a Trump benghazi.
Next day lefties crying that a terror militia leader is dead.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
........

I read this in a raspy Clint Eastwood voice.. try it! It's fun!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2020 12:33 AM (CjFDo)

124 Boy howdy now I really look stupid.

Posted by: Obama's Red Line at January 03, 2020 12:33 AM (EI35j)

125 61 >>The most powerful terrorist leader in the world is now dead.

NBC and ABC now wearing black mourning clothes...poor dears.
Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 12:22 AM (32YRo)


Brian Power Bottom Stelters lisp will really be profound

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2020 12:33 AM (aA3+G)

126
But have to say, a Flaming Skull this late at night feels good.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


The new year is starting out with a bang.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 12:33 AM (aKsyK)

127 When Warren says she wants to avoid another costly war, does that mean that if Iran attacks us, we should surrender and become Tehran West? Is that what she's saying? It certainly sounds to me as if she wants to be part of the Islamic Republic of Amerikkka.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 03, 2020 12:33 AM (UmCSQ)

128 While were at it we should toss a hellfire missile down that Iranian well we keep hearing about.
Posted by: Beartooth

That there Kharg island might blow up real good

Posted by: Miklos, with the Farm Film Report at January 03, 2020 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)

129 It was not a WARNING
It was a THREAT

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2020 12:33 AM (dOV9E)

130 Osama Been Fappin wasn't so much the big deal anymore....THIS guy was a big cog in the wheel

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 03, 2020 12:34 AM (SxBH1)

131 Active threat certified by Catherine Herridge.
Can't get any better than that.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 12:34 AM (pGnDm)

132 93 "Try to imagine Obama having the balls to do this. Just try."

Michelle may have them.

Posted by: TX Nick77 at January 03, 2020 12:34 AM (SKDFo)

133 The mullahs need to learn that you don't tug on Superman's cape. You could do it with Jimmuh; you could get our New Lightworker to give you pallet loads full of cash. But tug on Donald's cape and you'll get a Hellfire missile in your ear.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 03, 2020 12:34 AM (WRSbt)

134 The Night All Family Business is Settled.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:34 AM (V2Yro)

135 When Warren says she wants to avoid another costly war,

Trump is not going to invade anything. He will blow up a bunch of stuff, however.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:34 AM (JCrfD)

136 Thanks for the flaming skull, Ace..

This one really deserved it.

And.. we all know you had to put aside a very important late-night shelving project to do this, so it really makes us feel proud!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2020 12:35 AM (CjFDo)

137 Seems like the old Tiffany Network is beginning to see the light.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 12:35 AM (pGnDm)

138 Hillary Clinton was just named Chancellor of a Northern Ireland University.
Posted by: rd

Might be Troubles

Posted by: Miklos McMolnar at January 03, 2020 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)

139 Who the hell is Ben Rhodes?

Posted by: klaftern at January 03, 2020 12:28 AM (RuIsu)


An Obama supposed policy wonk. Really never was and is now a has-been trying to stay relevant.

He was a Skankle's adviser that was seen crying outside the Javits Convention Center on election night.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 12:35 AM (Y8PSl)

140 The Night All Family Business is Settled.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Now you know why I come here!

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 12:35 AM (32YRo)

141 @ the Real Donald Trump. I like your work!

Posted by: Pinochet Airways at January 03, 2020 12:35 AM (E+9W0)

142 Aha, we lured ace out of his lair.

Or away from his steamy recreation, or shelf-building.

No matter.

The skull, it blazes like an SUV on the outskirts of Baghdad airport.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2020 12:35 AM (El6T/)

143 ..Soleimani didn't kill himself.


Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 12:21 AM (Cus5s)




Thread fucking WINNER!

Someone "poster" this into a meme (with the still-smoking hand with ruby ring on it's dead-finger), STAT!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2020 12:35 AM (QzJWU)

144 Hillary going to be Chancellor of Queens University in Belfast Northern Ireland for the next five years,

https://mobile.twitter.com/HillaryClinton
/status/1212780063961124864

I don't think she will jump into the Democrat Party Presidential sweepstakes.

Posted by: rd at January 03, 2020 12:36 AM (+0uDE)

145 Warren's sensible policy is to be nice to Iran until they have nukes, then...figure something out, I guess.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2020 12:36 AM (dOV9E)

146 I told the apache pilot to smoke em. Then to strafe the rubble.

Loiter, then do it all again.

Just to be sure.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 03, 2020 12:37 AM (ZuGkg)

147 Warren's sensible policy is to be nice to Iran until they have nukes, then...figure something out, I guess.

No, she WANTS a fuck up with dead Americans.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:37 AM (JCrfD)

148 Pelosi just issued statement: Basically, Trump putting diplomats and US citizens at risk with this provocative action... without authorization of military force by Congress.... Full Congress must be immediately briefed on this situation..."

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 12:37 AM (DRgs8)

149 The only good terrorist is a dead one.

Today we have three good terrorists.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:37 AM (XQrf/)

150 try it! It's fun!
A man's got to know his limitations.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 12:37 AM (r+sAi)

151 Obama with the balls to do *this*? It took that fuck at least a night of cajoling to "authorize" the Bin Laden raid...

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:37 AM (EI35j)

152 Maybe Nancy will finally rush to the Senate those impeachment articles she has been sitting on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:38 AM (XQrf/)

153 They attacked us and have been doing it for decades with no response. Someone earlier mentioned the Marine Barracks in Lebanon. That was almost 40 years ago and there has been no payback. These people have humiliated sailors from the UK and if I recall correctly the US. No one wants another war in the ME. But we can defend ourselves and if pallets are not enough, you show the stick.

Posted by: Quint at January 03, 2020 12:38 AM (n13/j)

154 Pelosi just issued statement: Basically, Trump
putting diplomats and US citizens at risk with this provocative
action... without authorization of military force by Congress.... Full
Congress must be immediately briefed on this situation..."

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 12:37 AM (DRgs

Trump's Briefing to Congress: LOLGF

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:38 AM (EI35j)

155 Nancy, when I want your advice I'll ask for it.

Posted by: PDT at January 03, 2020 12:38 AM (pGnDm)

156 Gaylord. Balls?

Check Michelle's clutch purse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:38 AM (XQrf/)

157 Never has there ever been a car so full of terrorist assholes, so deserving of hellfire.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 03, 2020 12:38 AM (ZuGkg)

158 I think we need to roll this up in front of the Congress for Trump's SOTU address:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwrswvqv8sY

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:38 AM (V2Yro)

159 Whoa!

Did you hear the news?

The BIG news?

Not that thug in the Middle East that got his just reward.


The Cowboys have fired Jason Garrett!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 12:38 AM (ktZTZ)

160 Pelosi just issued statement: Basically, Trump putting diplomats and US citizens at risk with this provocative action... without authorization of military force by Congress.... Full Congress must be immediately briefed on this situation..."

Go fuck yourself Pelosi. You are probably a recipient of the Iran cash pallet.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 03, 2020 12:39 AM (Mki/r)

161 SOTU is going to be lit AF.

Posted by: Tinker at January 03, 2020 12:39 AM (jPtGI)

162 >>Hillary going to be Chancellor of Queens

Chancellor Hillary - has the same ring as another Deutschland Chancellor, right...

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 12:40 AM (32YRo)

163 February 14, 1979 Iranian proxies stormed the US embassy in Tehran and took 52 hostage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:40 AM (XQrf/)

164 For the billionth time, the war Iran started with us they have been prosecuting FOR FORTY YEARS.

It's had only a few hot kinetic conventional phases (unfortunately).

This strike comes after months of Iranian actions and attacks on American assets - the latest chapter in the decades of war by Iran.

To avoid sounding like the cretins Sens. Murphy and Warren, and the pathetic little nothing Rhodes, avoid talking about "war!!!" as if it hasn't been ongoing for decades, and as if Iran wasn't going fairly wild in the last few years.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2020 12:40 AM (El6T/)

165 Embassy is sovereign soil we could have legally killed all the attackers then.
President Trump has shown great restraint.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 12:40 AM (pGnDm)

166 I like how they release the news of a preemption after all the dems say how terrible this was.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 12:41 AM (r+sAi)

167 So days after Iranian puppets attack a US embassy, vowing to kill everyone inside, Pelosi says the retaliation puts ambassadors at risk.

Is she even kept aware of current events?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 03, 2020 12:41 AM (naEeR)

168 If POTUS gets us into a HOT war he's done!

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at January 03, 2020 12:41 AM (BsCoj)

169 The Cowboys have fired Jason Garrett!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

You mean the NY Giants hired a new head coach, unfortunately.

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 12:41 AM (32YRo)

170 Unless rubble bouncing counts.
Posted by: Miklos, a boy brought home at January 03, 2020 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)


Some debris is bound to land on top of other debris.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 03, 2020 12:41 AM (qgUJH)

171 "Thread fucking WINNER!"

I stole it from Twitter ... already posterized ...

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 12:42 AM (Cus5s)

172 163 February 14, 1979 Iranian proxies stormed the US embassy in Tehran and took 52 hostage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:40 AM (XQrf/)


Carter told the Marines to stand down.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 12:42 AM (pGnDm)

173
Rhodes was just on Maddow saying that the following parties should have been consulted prior to killing Suleimani:

France
Congress
Saudi Arabia
Other allies


It would have been on the front page of the New York Times before we got a pair of boots on the ground.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2020 12:42 AM (oGNNA)

174 Pelosi just issued statement: Basically, Trump
putting diplomats and US citizens at risk with this provocative action...


OK, so follow.

1. Trump gets criticized for pulling out of Syria.

2. He actually leaves force behind and has additional stuff to fight ISIS inside Iraq.

3. The Iranians have been attacking the stuff in #2 for weeks if not months. And they finally kill a US citizen.

4. Trump reacts.

5. Trump is again wrong according to the people that wanted him to keep US citizens in harms way.

Those people could not be consistent if you lined an entire stretch fothe Beltway with tires and mattresses.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:42 AM (JCrfD)

175 Pelosi wouldn't have a problem if they were American citizens that happened to also be terrorists that were droned.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 12:42 AM (2DOZq)

176 Matt Rhule, from Baylor, headed up I-35 to Dallas?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:43 AM (V2Yro)

177 >>>93 Try to imagine Obama having the balls to do this. Just try.
Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2020 12:27 AM (dOV9E)

There's no room for balls in mom jeans.

But hey! Another first, for the first black President. First trans-man President.

That's twice the legacy, you know!

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 12:43 AM (xmKbk)

178 France

Do what now?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:43 AM (JCrfD)

179 My criticism of Trump:
He missed a couple of those bastards.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 03, 2020 12:43 AM (hYUjK)

180 Trump does not dick around.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 03, 2020 12:43 AM (7ReX+)

181 So, impeachable abuse of power, right Nancy?

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2020 12:43 AM (NbRJx)

182 No one on the Left talks about what a rancid dog's breakfast Libya has become since Gaylord lead from behind to screw up the country.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:30 AM (XQrf/)

If Turkey is sending troops, your country is a shithole.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 03, 2020 12:43 AM (qgUJH)

183 This bastard deserved it a decade ago. We juat had to wait for a President.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 12:43 AM (GDtEt)

184 Iran just released a statement:


https://bit.ly/37sDXJx


You're welcome.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 03, 2020 12:44 AM (TLxpZ)

185 Just for the record, Trump doesn't need to get shit from Congress to take immediate military action on behalf the US anywhere in the world, in defense of the US. He can't start AND continue a war for more than 60 days with an force authorization, and he has to notify Congress within 48 hours of committing armed forces to military action, per War Powers Resolution from Vietnam era, still in effect.

With the above in mind, Nancy's statement tonight is nothing more than Nancy begging for her 48-hour notice.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 12:44 AM (DRgs8)

186 What Pelosi is really saying in her response, complaining that Congress was not consulted or notified about this strike is that the Dems lost a big donor today. That makes the strike 2020 election interference and an impeachy-able offense.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 12:44 AM (Y8PSl)

187 It wouldn't surprise me if Israel and SA knew about it.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 12:44 AM (pGnDm)

188 The Iranians were up to something. Trump wouldn't have moved like this otherwise.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:25 AM (JCrfD)

--------------

Of course they were, and daring Trump to do something about it. Why else would they all be at Baghdad airport?

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 12:44 AM (xarPm)

189 I'll only be annoyed if it turns out that Soleimani was planning to bomb Congress

Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 03, 2020 12:44 AM (G546f)

190 Trump settled all the Family Business tonight.

I just wonder which woman was the child getting christened.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at January 03, 2020 12:45 AM (hYUjK)

191 Attacking US bases and killing Americans - not provocative.

Attacking regional sovereign countries (with actions that would have prompted a huge conventional war until recent times) - not provocative.

Murdering thousands of Iraqi protesters to support your puppets in Baghdad (who are doing your bidding and stealing the country blind) - not provocative.

Planning terrorist actions the breadth of the Mideast and North Africa, into Europe, including on US assets - not provocative.

Arming wild nutcase terrorist hordes in Lebanon and Gaza and helping them attack Israel and Lebanese opponents of Iranian meddling - not provocative.

Killing the world's most important terror master-mind and two of his key foreign deputies - PROVOCATIVE!!!!!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2020 12:45 AM (El6T/)

192 I'll only be annoyed if it turns out that Soleimani was planning to bomb Congress

Old lady in Mars Attacks!, "they blew up Congress!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:45 AM (XQrf/)

193 Of course they were, and daring Trump to do something about it. Why else would they all be at Baghdad airport?
=====
There is a lot more to this story.
Fer damon sure.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 03, 2020 12:46 AM (ZuGkg)

194 Posted by: Vmom's phone at January 03, 2020 12:44 AM (G546f)

LMFAO, wipes tear

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:46 AM (EI35j)

195 >>Pelosi just issued statement: Basically, Trump putting diplomats and US citizens at risk with this provocative action

weak...Never take sides against the family

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 12:46 AM (32YRo)

196 It was like we had two speeds: all-out invasions with "nation building" or impotent hand-wringing when attacked.

Isn't it amazing what our military can accomplish? Trump you magnificent bastard. What a great start to the New Year.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 03, 2020 12:46 AM (COzlW)

197
Pelosi just issued statement: Basically, Trump putting diplomats and US citizens at risk with this provocative action... without authorization of military force by Congress.... Full Congress must be immediately briefed on this situation..."

=======

"Disproportionate." She also used that word. smdh

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2020 12:46 AM (oGNNA)

198 This is only to be regretted if the Iranians were planning to use a nuclear device at the Demorat presidential convention.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at January 03, 2020 12:46 AM (Ju2mK)

199 Fer dam sure. Stupid autocumber

Posted by: Simplemind at January 03, 2020 12:46 AM (ZuGkg)

200 We don't need no water
Let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 12:46 AM (NWiLs)

201 I'm rested and ready.....--Dominique de Villepin

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 03, 2020 12:46 AM (FTlwv)

202 They will find the Ukraine angle of this story by morning. Check Sefton and see.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:47 AM (EI35j)

203 Who needs a nuke at the Dem convention?

Just let the OWS/Anti-falafal types set up camp. Norovirus PDQ!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:47 AM (XQrf/)

204 Am I a heretic for suggesting that as of tonight, Ronald Reagan just became the second greatest president in my lifetime?

Posted by: Mike at January 03, 2020 12:47 AM (WWn8/)

205 There are many heads of state burning the midnight oil.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 12:47 AM (pGnDm)

206
It wouldn't surprise me if Israel and SA knew about it.
Posted by: Braenyard

======

SA - like, maybe minutes before it happened.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2020 12:48 AM (oGNNA)

207 "Disproportionate."

Cornerstone of the Trump Doctrine. I hope.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:48 AM (JCrfD)

208 I don't know how the Congressional approval for Operation Iraqi Freedom was written but seems to me this is just a continuation of that approved military action in Iraq.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 12:48 AM (2DOZq)

209 There are many heads of state burning the midnight oil.

But are the beds burning?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:48 AM (XQrf/)

210 Off Topic

Hillary Clinton was just named Chancellor of a Northern Ireland University.
Posted by: rd at January 03, 2020 12:32 AM (+0uDE)

-------------

Are they sure they can afford her? The booze, the bollards etc?

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 12:49 AM (xarPm)

211 The bollards are free. The booze will break them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:49 AM (XQrf/)

212 "France"

Hunting with an accordion...

"Congress"

Gave their approval years ago, multiple AUMF.

"Saudi Arabia"

Saudis have been fighting a war against Iranian proxies for the last year or two. They could have been an intel source.

"Other allies"

Why?

Arguably Iraq was entitled to notification, but much of their government is Iranian controlled. The riots the last few weeks have been demands to kick out the Iranians...

Besides, I bet our treaties with them say we're entitled to defend ourselves. I can't imagine we wouldn't have included that, even if State and Obama never meant it.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 03, 2020 12:49 AM (naEeR)

213 The funny thing is the French are all too willing to use force in their interests. They are only limited by capability and their desire to oppose the hyper power in most cases. These people had no issues going into Chad and other countries. They bombed Greenpeace for God's sake. They just don't want the US using force.

Posted by: Quint at January 03, 2020 12:49 AM (n13/j)

214 Breaking (per Al Jazeera): Iran is now publicly also blaming Israel for complicity in this strike. Israel has announced it has officially stepped up defense.

Honestly, given the 100% rock solid certainty of Israel responding disproportionally when attacked, it's hard to imagine it's in Iran's interests here to stir up trouble with Israel. To be seen as a real response to Sol's assassination, Iran would have to do more than it usually does when it stirs up trouble with Israel. Israel, in turn, would have to respond more forcefully than it usually does, and what it usually does it to kick the ever loving crap out of anyone who attacks it, with prejudice. So, if Iran tries to attack Israel to "save face," it's quite possible Israel will smash that teeth out of that face.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 12:49 AM (DRgs8)

215 Solemeini Killed by Abuse of Power and Obstruction of Congress

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:50 AM (EI35j)

216 But are the beds burning?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:48 AM (XQrf/)

Not yet.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 12:50 AM (pGnDm)

217 Pre-notify anybody in Congress and they warn the other side. DC is a leaking machine. Freaking DNC had Pakis running their congressional servers for gosh sake.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 12:50 AM (r+sAi)

218 This is a big fucking deal.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 12:50 AM (EI35j)

219 Trump should tell Pelosi he'd loved to have briefed them but knew half her caucus had Tehran on speed dial.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 03, 2020 12:51 AM (qgUJH)

220 Iraqis celebrating:

https://tinyurl.com/vvp56gs

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2020 12:51 AM (CjFDo)

221 * Soleimani has been a constant visitor to Baghdad, and has chaired high-level *Iraqi* govt. meetings, esp. since the IRGC took the initiative, thru proxies, to crush Iraq's dissident movement with murder and intimidation

* The War Powers Act is unconstitutional idiocy, probably would be struck down even by today's ridiculous, collapsed "judiciary" if it were ever tested - it's actually the perfect embodiment of congressional laziness/cowardice and popular ignorance, and boy does it parallel the mindset of large part of the electorate today

* Anna - November 4, 1979, no?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2020 12:51 AM (El6T/)

222 billion s in graft maybe trillions swinging in the wind.

Nobody in power is sleeping tonight.

Trumped.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 03, 2020 12:51 AM (ZuGkg)

223 The real question is why did Putin want Solemeini taken out?

Posted by: Rob Reiner at January 03, 2020 12:51 AM (Eicbe)

224 Mossad weighs in....
https://twitter.com/TheMossadIL/status/
1212973270548598784
LOL!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 03, 2020 12:52 AM (zHXTb)

225 For Operation El Dorado Canyon, France forbade US F-111s from flying over their country and directly to Libya.

So the planes with KC-135s had to stage the mission beyond Portugal, thread Gibraltar, and then strike Libya.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:52 AM (XQrf/)

226 Iran is now publicly also blaming Israel for complicity in this strike.

The hit Israel and the Israelis will go completely apeshit on them. They will not give one hoot about being labeled the "aggressor."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 12:52 AM (JCrfD)

227
Hillary Clinton was just named Chancellor of a Northern Ireland University.
Posted by: rd

=======

The sound you hear is Trump stepping all over it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2020 12:53 AM (oGNNA)

228 this is interesting ... NY Slimes opinion piece today (on hypersonic missiles, used to kill targets) "What if the former commander of Iran's Revolutionary Guards, Qassem Soleimani, visits Baghdad for a meeting and you know the address?"

Was the Times sending a warning ... did they get a hot tip from a "Resistance Fighter" in the Pentagon? weird ...

tinyurl.com/szdwdkz





Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 12:53 AM (Cus5s)

229 There was an incident of 14 Feb. where the US ambassador surrendered the embassy to 'save lives.'

Then yeah Nov 4.

Got things conflated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:53 AM (XQrf/)

230 "For Operation El Dorado Canyon, France forbade US F-111s from flying over their country and directly to Libya. "

ISTR the tired aircrews mis-dropped a weapon and it got the French embassy or mission of whatever.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 03, 2020 12:54 AM (naEeR)

231 204 Am I a heretic for suggesting that as of tonight, Ronald Reagan just became the second greatest president in my lifetime?

Too soon for that.

But in my lifetime who did the most harm? At one point I might have said Carter, but I think in the end LBJ and Obama have done more harm.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 12:55 AM (GDtEt)

232
The real question is why did Putin want Solemeini taken out?
Posted by: Rob Reiner

=======

lol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2020 12:55 AM (oGNNA)

233 Seems to me like this is possibly a coordinated desperate plan to embroil Trump in an Iranian conflict. Coordinated by the likes of valjar and ketchup man and our usual middle east enemies. They really really dont want him reelected.

Posted by: Floridachick at January 03, 2020 12:55 AM (i79pq)

234 Iran blaming Israel and declaring their intent to destroy them is a condition known as "Friday".

Which, BTW, it is in Iran. The day the mullahs get the faithful really worked into a froth during prayers!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 03, 2020 12:55 AM (naEeR)

235 I wasn't sure about this guy Trump, but I voted for him.

I won't vote him in 2020 though.

Despite the economy (even my crack/opioid addict college professor of coal mining cousin got a raise)

And the excellent ass-kicking of foreigners who hate us

And all the Jew hating, which our new Presbyterian preacher lady says is in the Bible, unless they're homos

Anyway, I want to hand in my guns, and Daddy's guns, and Grandaddy's too, because as Military Veterans, they would never want guns to be used for violence against people.


For CNN interview contract and financial terms contact my agent.

Won't be cheap.

Posted by: Miklos, of the Mr. Haney Agency at January 03, 2020 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

236 227
Hillary Clinton was just named Chancellor of a Northern Ireland University.
Posted by: rd


She's not moving to Northern Ireland unless they are moving her there to hide her dementia.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 12:56 AM (pGnDm)

237 Rhoids is an idiot.

Many presidents have taken actions that might have caused a war without Congress. The 50s and 60s are filled with wars America participated in started by executive actions and never declared as "War" by Congress.

I tell you, if he's not talking to 27-year-old know-nothings, he's out of his element.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 12:56 AM (Eicbe)

238 Mullahs were already in a corner. To not react all in would be seen as weakness. The only question is, what will they do before being completely broken?

It's a good thing that was done, but I hope to God we're ready for what comes next.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 03, 2020 12:56 AM (D5yyd)

239 Guys! Wait! What did Julian Castro say about Solemeini's assassination tonight?! Don't we need to wait for that before we go much further in this analysis?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 12:56 AM (DRgs8)

240 Iraqis celebrating:

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2020 12:51 AM (CjFDo)


{Points finger} I didn't get an 'ulululu' outta that guy. Watch yer ass!

Posted by: Gov. William J. LePetomane at January 03, 2020 12:57 AM (Y8PSl)

241 208 I don't know how the Congressional approval for Operation Iraqi Freedom was written but seems to me this is just a continuation of that approved military action in Iraq.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 12:48 AM (2DOZq)

Even better: read a document called the Vienna Convention of 1961. Countries aren't supposed to violate the terms of that document. All the justification we need is in there. You do not jerk with another country's embassy. You especially don't go into a third country, embarrassing that country (which is the host and is responsible for ensuring the said Convention is followed in regards to the embassy) by attacking an embassy - proxies or no.

I've pounded on that thing for two-three days now and yes, it means I am a mega-nerd - I have it on my computer desktop - but seriously, it's some interesting reading. The Iranians have been wiping their asses with it for 40 years and it's time SOMEBODY called them on it. The U.S. embassy in Tehran was seized on November 4, 1979. Bombs should have been falling on Tehran on November 5.

I'd also recommend Mark Bowden's "Guests of the Ayatollah". The telling scene for me is that once word of the embassy seizure hit the U.S., the Iranian embassy in DC was the scene of protests. So what did the U.S. do? Follow their treaty obligations. DC Cops cordoned off the embassy.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 12:58 AM (9jl/W)

242 "Hillary Clinton was just named Chancellor of a Northern Ireland University. "

She would be a better fit as Bursar at Unseen University.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 03, 2020 12:58 AM (naEeR)

243 233 Seems to me like this is possibly a coordinated desperate plan to embroil Trump in an Iranian conflict. Coordinated by the likes of valjar and ketchup man and our usual middle east enemies. They really really dont want him reelected.
Posted by: Floridachick at January 03, 2020 12:55 AM (i79pq)

I agree - I think this is what John Kerry was traveling to Iran to help set up. And now Trump just blew all of their plans to hell with one brilliant strategic move.

Is Iran going to start a war now? If they give us justification, they are so vulnerable that we could shut down the economic life of their entire country within 48 hours. Knock out the only refinery, knock out the major power plants, knock out the oil loading terminals. Boom, Iran is dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:58 AM (V2Yro)

244 Hie the felon to Belfast, and never let her back in.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 12:59 AM (GDtEt)

245 I guess this satisfies my desire for a response to the downing of our 30 million dollar drone. Perfect that a drone was used to carry out the attack.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 12:59 AM (2DOZq)

246 I tell you, if he's not talking to 27-year-old know-nothings, he's out of his element.
Posted by: Axeman

I do not beg to differ.

I differ.

Posted by: Miklos at January 03, 2020 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

247 Nancy, disproportiate response would be 50 B-52s loaded with 50,000lbs of 500lb bombs each turning Tehran into a large gravel parking lot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 12:59 AM (XQrf/)

248 ISTR the tired aircrews mis-dropped a weapon and it got the French embassy or mission of whatever.
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Yes. The state dept specifically told France to evacuate their embassy after they delivered the no overweight restrictions.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 03, 2020 12:59 AM (ZuGkg)

249 not "most revered religious scholar" (for that other terrorist) ... but most "revered military leader" according to WaPo. Daily Caller replies to WaPo "sorry for your loss".


https://tinyurl.com/qqao6b7

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 12:59 AM (Cus5s)

250 Fucking moslem terrorists have gotten too used to not getting killed.

Posted by: Chris M at January 03, 2020 01:00 AM (6XZdO)

251 Guys! Wait! What did Julian Castro say about Solemeini's assassination tonight?! Don't we need to wait for that before we go much further in this analysis?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 12:56 AM (DRgs
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That's right we need my friend Cisneros to chime in on this.

Posted by: Biden Time 2020 at January 03, 2020 01:00 AM (Eicbe)

252 - - -> But in my lifetime who did the most harm? At one point I might have said Carter, but I think in the end LBJ and Obama have done more harm.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 12:55 AM (GDtEt)


Put stink Bush in there: he didn't clear Iran and he could have; he left us with Paulson and the phoney bailout; and he set it up for Obama. Subtle corruption from within.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 01:00 AM (pGnDm)

253 Posted by: raimondo at January 03, 2020 12:59 AM (ACPrm)

You might have noticed that Trump is not Bush or Obama.

Idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 01:00 AM (JCrfD)

254 Posted by: raimondo at January 03, 2020 12:59 AM (ACPrm

Fuck off you ignorant American hating piece of shit. No time to play with you tonight.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 01:01 AM (2DOZq)

255 Imagine how different history might be if Trump was President instead of Clinton when the US military first had Osama under the crosshairs. Would 9-11 have happened if Bubba had the balls to take the shot on OBL instead of shooting on his intern?



Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 03, 2020 01:01 AM (irRda)

256 Qudn't have happened to a better Fucker of Goats.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:02 AM (3wl/x)

257 I think Oberlin's legal department would like to have a word with a poster here... after taking a $30 million kick in the shorts...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:02 AM (XQrf/)

258 243 233 Seems to me like this is possibly a coordinated desperate plan to embroil Trump in an Iranian conflict. Coordinated by the likes of valjar and ketchup man and our usual middle east enemies. They really really dont want him reelected.
Posted by: Floridachick at January 03, 2020 12:55 AM (i79pq)

I agree - I think this is what John Kerry was traveling to Iran to help set up. And now Trump just blew all of their plans to hell with one brilliant strategic move.

Is Iran going to start a war now? If they give us justification, they are so vulnerable that we could shut down the economic life of their entire country within 48 hours. Knock out the only refinery, knock out the major power plants, knock out the oil loading terminals. Boom, Iran is dead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:58 AM (V2Yro)

Not is self-preservation is an instinct Iran's leaders possess. (h/t, The Wolf)

The problem is that Iran's regime has been rocked by protests in recent years, even in recent months. It's economy has been hard hit by U.S. sanctions, so the regime is not on firm footing. If the U.S. went further and took actions that led to the toppling of the regime - and it could do so - these actions will look, in retrospect, to be suicidal.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 01:02 AM (9jl/W)

259 They have filled us with a terrible resolve.
What kind of people do they think we are? Is it possible they do not realize that we shall never cease to persevere against them until they have been taught a lesson which they and the world will never forget? Winston Churchill

No hyperbole intended.

Posted by: Kazi at January 03, 2020 01:02 AM (0x00j)

260 If you liked the iraq war and 6,000 americans dead you will love the iran war with 60,000 american dead. Back by popular demand "uncle sam has got himself in a terrible jam way down yonder in iran/iraq land." country joe mcdonald.
Posted by: raimondo

...........

Hahaha.. you fucking twit.. 6 dead American forces dead would be a surprise..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2020 01:02 AM (CjFDo)

261 Raimondo could sock quite a few regulars here on topics like this and it would work perfectly.

Sad!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2020 01:02 AM (El6T/)

262 I am guessing this will hurt John Kerry's family portfolio.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:02 AM (3wl/x)

263 Bravo President Trump.

I love the way he writes a harshly worded letter...delivered by a bomb.

Well done sir, well done.

Posted by: mpfs at January 03, 2020 01:03 AM (taQ9U)

264 It's a good thing that was done, but I hope to God we're ready for what comes next.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 03, 2020 12:56 AM (D5yyd)

Look at the situation from the Iranian POV, and understand just how thoroughly they are fucked right now. Their biggest and most immediate concern - we have clearly penetrated into all of their internal communications. We know what they're planning, what they're doing, where they're going. They have forces spread far too wide, far beyond where they can regroup easily, and they cannot trust a single communications platform. Not to mention that their forces have just been decapitated, and their will be great confusion in just figuring out who's in charge now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:03 AM (V2Yro)

265 And all the Jew hating, which our new Presbyterian preacher lady says is in the Bible,

Your new Presbyterian lady minister sounds like an idiot. I am neither an idiot nor Presbyterian.

And yes, I understand it's a comic parody. It's just that not all "lady" ministers are alike just as all "gentleman" ministers aren't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 01:03 AM (WI7YS)

266 We have extradition agreements with Ireland, right?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 01:03 AM (r+sAi)

267 They have filled us with a terrible resolve.
......

"They have awakened a sleeping giant."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2020 01:04 AM (CjFDo)

268 Iran might have to depend upon homing goats to pass messages.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:04 AM (XQrf/)

269 Mossad weighs in....
https://twitter.com/TheMossadIL/status/
1212973270548598784
LOL!
Posted by: redc1c4

Who knew Jooz have a sense of humor!

Posted by: Miklos "Shecky" Green, actually trying the veal at January 03, 2020 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

270 247 If you liked the iraq war and 6,000 americans dead you will love the iran war with 60,000 american dead. Back by popular demand "uncle sam has got himself in a terrible jam way down yonder in iran/iraq land." country joe mcdonald.
Posted by: raimondo at January 03, 2020 12:59 AM (ACPrm)

I knew you were and are a rabble-rousing troll but must you make yourself out to be a foreign policy idiot as well? Your homework assignment is the Vienna Convention of 1961. Get crackin. IF you can understand it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 01:04 AM (9jl/W)

271 We have extradition agreements with Ireland, right?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

........

Wouldn't we just be glad to let them keep her?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2020 01:04 AM (CjFDo)

272 - - - > Is Iran going to start a war now? If they give us justification, they are so vulnerable that we could shut down the economic life of their entire country within 48 hours. Knock out the only refinery, knock out the major power plants, knock out the oil loading terminals. Boom, Iran is dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 12:58 AM (V2Yro)


Military barracks, logistics, hangars, armor, vehicles, etc. They are right on the way to the power plants.

Bridges, roads and sanitation plants.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 01:04 AM (pGnDm)

273 I especially love the "*Bush* or Obama".

Yep, very similar in national security.

Jeebus.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2020 01:05 AM (El6T/)

274 17 Intellignece Agencies Agree :


He Dead

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:05 AM (3wl/x)

275 253 - Braenyard

To be fair to Dubya, every single time it looked like he was gonna settle accounts with Iran...

...the 'rats threatened the funding for ops in Iraq. The 'rats have been running cover for Iran for a very loooooong time.

But NO LONGER; Trump is in da house.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 03, 2020 01:05 AM (W+kMI)

276 Iranian leaders are sweating tonight. They have no good play here. Trump just did something dramatic, that they they weren't expecting, and it hurt them real bad.

They have big troubles at home, with their own citizens.

Any REAL military escalation they choose to employ should be answered by the US, and after tonight, Trump just made clear that it WILL be answered by the US, and that response will be disproportionate and will hurt even more.

So, they MUST respond to "save face," but if they do respond, Trump smashes that face and makes them look even smaller and weaker.

If you mess with a bull, you get the horns.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 01:05 AM (DRgs8)

277 Just watch out for the baby milk factories that make VX brand milk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:05 AM (XQrf/)

278 Why the fuck would 60,000 Americans die in a war with Iran?

We don't have to do anything but bomb their ports and obliterate their air force. Then just snipe whatever crawls out of the rubble until the Iranian people bring the Ayatollahs head to us.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 03, 2020 01:06 AM (qgUJH)

279 #GUTSYCALL

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 03, 2020 01:06 AM (0jZvB)

280 237 Rhoids is an idiot.

Many presidents have taken actions that might have caused a war without Congress. The 50s and 60s are filled with wars America participated in started by executive actions and never declared as "War" by Congress.

I tell you, if he's not talking to 27-year-old know-nothings, he's out of his element.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 12:56 AM (Eicbe)


Didn't George Stepenopolous teach him how to use his ears for handle bars

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2020 01:06 AM (aA3+G)

281 Not to mention that their forces have just been decapitated, and their will be great confusion in just figuring out who's in charge now.
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Trump and allies will be exploiting that confusion for the next 48 hours. Expect more news.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 03, 2020 01:06 AM (ZuGkg)

282 Wouldn't we just be glad to let them keep her?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2020 01:04 AM (CjFDo)
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Hillary Clinton, American refugee. To be indicted if she ever set foot on American soil again, is almost as good.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 01:06 AM (Eicbe)

283 Stand by for some serious action in the Straights. I bet all the tankers are at full steam right now.

Posted by: pawn at January 03, 2020 01:06 AM (PveK5)

284 Raimondo could sock quite a few regulars here on topics like this and it would work perfectly.

Sad!
Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2020 01:02 AM (El6T/)

I think we're the only two that get aggravated.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 01:06 AM (2DOZq)

285
Look at the situation from the Iranian POV, and understand just how thoroughly they are fucked right now. Their biggest and most immediate concern - we have clearly penetrated into all of their internal communications. We know what they're planning, what they're doing, where they're going. They have forces spread far too wide, far beyond where they can regroup easily, and they cannot trust a single communications platform. Not to mention that their forces have just been decapitated, and their will be great confusion in just figuring out who's in charge now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:03 AM (V2Yro)

Above all, I cannot stress enough that the Iranian people are very pissed off at their government for spending money on foreign adventures and not doing jack for their citizenry. Do not be surprised if people there are enraged at the government. Not because they are necessarily all of a sudden deeply pro-American, but because once again their government engaged in some meddling, took a black eye, and wasted time and effort on yet another misadventure.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 01:07 AM (9jl/W)

286 People forget LBJ invaded the Dominican Republic in 1965.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:07 AM (XQrf/)

287 If they give us justification, they are so vulnerable that we could shut down the economic life of their entire country within 48 hours.

You guys are missing the brilliance of this move. Iran has set themselves up to lose every chess piece they have outside of Iran. Never, ever start shit in the desert without air power.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 03, 2020 01:07 AM (JCrfD)

288 >>We don't have to do anything but bomb their ports and obliterate their air force.


Cruise Missiles meet Refinery.

That's right. Refinery. They only have one.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:07 AM (3wl/x)

289 General Soleimani was just turning his life around and was learning to code.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 03, 2020 01:07 AM (nvMvs)

290 Um. Hillary embedding herself inside a liberal bastion in Northern Ireland. Easy way to sabotage Brexit and continue her illegal monetary business. She also makes herself look (to her sycophants) as a respectable and harmless elderly college professor. It's all a cover.

I have no doubts that she will continue her money laundering and treasonous activities against us.

I do so despise that beast.

Posted by: Floridachick at January 03, 2020 01:07 AM (i79pq)

291
Trump has released the caps-lock.

"To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2020 01:07 AM (oGNNA)

292 >>>204 Am I a heretic for suggesting that as of tonight, Ronald Reagan just became the second greatest president in my lifetime?
Posted by: Mike at January 03, 2020 12:47 AM (WWn8/)

Only if you obstinately persist in that opinion.

You are allowed to believe Donald Trump is the greatest president of the twenty-first century, however.

Or even that Donald Trump is the greatest president since Ronaldus Optimus Maximus.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 01:07 AM (xmKbk)

293 We have extradition agreements with Ireland, right?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 01:03 AM (r+sAi)


The university is in the 6 Counties (Belfast), so Great Britain. With Great Britain we have an extradition treaty.

Posted by: Gov. William J. LePetomane at January 03, 2020 01:08 AM (Y8PSl)

294 many Iranians are also celebrating ... this dead terrorist was also behind, or in charge? of the 1000 or so murdered protesters, as I hear it.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 01:08 AM (Cus5s)

295 I am guessing the words 'religion of peace' *spit* will not pass Trump's lips. Or fingers.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 01:08 AM (GDtEt)

296 Want burning GOAT Skulls
Want burning GOAT Skulls
Want burning GOAT Skulls

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:08 AM (XzVUd)

297 Shorter Trump to Tehran - LOLGF

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:08 AM (XQrf/)

298 Put pressure on and force the Iranian leadership into hiding, let the iranian people do the rest. There will be payback...

Posted by: Pliney at January 03, 2020 01:09 AM (nzKWW)

299 Rainmondo's screech demonstrates once again just how little imagination or understanding the leftists have. No one is going to invade Iran - there's nothing we lost there that we have to go get. If, as was discussed above, we are pulled into some kind of war, then our only goal will be to ensure that Iran no longer has the ability to project any force beyond it's borders. And I think that could be done rather easily, in less than a week.

Much has been said about Iran's naval forces near the straights of Hormuz - several targeted strikes that take out every dock and boat of any kind within 50 miles of that, and there goes that threat. Not too difficult for a carrier strike force, if they were given the task.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:09 AM (V2Yro)

300 I'm literally laughing my ass off to the comments tonight.. youse guys are in great form!

Time for another beer!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2020 01:09 AM (CjFDo)

301 Trump: "This is not a warning, it's a threat."
An hour later, Iran just got four teeth and an eyeball punched out.

I'm starting to think Jackstraw might be right about Trump's willingness to strike back.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 03, 2020 01:09 AM (HhJqY)

302 >>>Trump has released the caps-lock.

Maybe he should just mail him the head of a thorough-bred racing horse?

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 01:09 AM (xmKbk)

303 So days after Iranian puppets attack a US embassy, vowing to kill everyone inside, Pelosi says the retaliation puts ambassadors at risk.

Is she even kept aware of current events?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 03, 2020 12:41 AM (naEeR)

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Like Obama, she only learns about such things from the media.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 01:09 AM (xarPm)

304 Obama is probably crying in the shower right now.

One less goat flavored dick for him tonight.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:09 AM (3wl/x)

305 And, even quicker way to settle matters:

The Friday Prayer Rally in Qom (where the 13th Iman's mystic well is at) + a trio of MOABs.

Send ALL the faithful into to arms of Satan

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 03, 2020 01:10 AM (W+kMI)

306 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 01:03 AM (WI7YS)


Good evening, nice to see you in the trenches.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 01:10 AM (pGnDm)

307 And yes, I understand it's a comic parody. It's just that not all "lady" ministers are alike just as all "gentleman" ministers aren't.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I am sure that I would enjoy, and feel the Spirit at a Service in your place, preferably with you, not one of those "I'm just here today 'cause Preacher Fen had a MoMe to go to" lame stand-ins.

Posted by: Miklos, Old School Calvinist at January 03, 2020 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

308 Look at the situation from the Iranian POV, and understand just how thoroughly they are fucked right now. Their biggest and most immediate concern - we have clearly penetrated into all of their internal communications. We know what they're planning, what they're doing, where they're going. They have forces spread far too wide, far beyond where they can regroup easily, and they cannot trust a single communications platform. Not to mention that their forces have just been decapitated, and their will be great confusion in just figuring out who's in charge now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:03 AM (V2Yro)
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That type of thing just might be easier if you have your OCONUS Intelligence Community actually trying to figure out what hostile countries are doing, rather than trying to set up American elections.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 01:10 AM (Eicbe)

309 Three 688s in the Persian Gulf and Iran's navy will be on the bottom. If we want to spend Mk 48s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:10 AM (XQrf/)

310 >>> We have extradition agreements with Ireland, right?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

........

Wouldn't we just be glad to let them keep her?
Posted by: Chi-Town

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The university said its chancellor has three primary roles: presiding when degrees are handed out, advising senior management and serving as an ambassador to *open doors* for the institution.

Posted by: Tinker at January 03, 2020 01:10 AM (jPtGI)

311 Who woke the ewok?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:11 AM (XzVUd)

312 Oh good. "raimondo" is back posting here.

Look Raimondo, there isn't going to be a US invasion of Iran. We learned the lesson in Afghanistan and Iraq, that regime change by ground force invasion (short of total destruction and capitulation, circa WWII), doesn't work.

Highly more likely are additional US decapitation attacks on Iranian leadership, together with wonton destruction of Iranian's military infrastructure, if a "war" breaks out between US and Iran. That is, a "blow it all up, and see who takes over" type of regime change strategy.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 01:11 AM (DRgs8)

313 My guesses,

I think the USAF will be standing down, repositioning, and preflighting every B1 and B2 and crew starting now.

The USN will be repositioning the OMFG SSNs and the Carriers.

Just in case.

My best guess is that they go after the Iranian AD if Iran does anything stupid. Destroy their Air Defenses

Then they go after the Nuclear and Missile Program Facilities.

Posted by: rd at January 03, 2020 01:11 AM (+0uDE)

314 A B-2 Spirit drops on the Iranian Mullahs' secret hideout the rear-end of a goat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:11 AM (XQrf/)

315 Time for another beer!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Thanks, man!

Hit you back, promise!

Posted by: Miklos, word/bond at January 03, 2020 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)

316 The university is in the 6 Counties (Belfast), so Great Britain. With Great Britain we have an extradition treaty.

Dear Prime Minister Multiply-Named Johnson,

Make sure she never comes back to the US and we won't rip the lid off MI6 circle-jerking with her party.

Sincerely,

President Orange.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 01:12 AM (GDtEt)

317 285 Raimondo could sock quite a few regulars here on topics like this and it would work perfectly.

Sad!
Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2020 01:02 AM (El6T/)

I think we're the only two that get aggravated.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 01:06 AM (2DOZq)

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Most of us don't feel the need to feed the trolls.

Posted by: SMH at January 03, 2020 01:12 AM (RU4sa)

318 When they all get together and hold their funeral / gangbang in Soleimani's honor, we need to drop a nuke on their asses.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:12 AM (3wl/x)

319 Rhodes was just on Maddow saying that the following parties should have been consulted prior to killing Suleimani:

France
Congress
Saudi Arabia
Other allies

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Why? Were they also elected to be POTUS?

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 01:13 AM (xarPm)

320 Why nuke them? Nukes are expensive.

Just drop Michael Moore.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:13 AM (XQrf/)

321 Who woke the ewok?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds

Ewokette?

Posted by: Miklos, guessing again at January 03, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

322 Iran doesn't have refineries it pumps and sell crude.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 01:13 AM (pGnDm)

323 Most of us don't feel the need to feed the trolls.
Posted by: SMH at January 03, 2020 01:12 AM (RU4

That's not what we're talking about.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 01:13 AM (2DOZq)

324 Funny you mention carrier task forces... guess who just got to town? CVN 75.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 03, 2020 01:14 AM (qgUJH)

325 Most of us don't feel the need to feed the trolls.

I love to feed the trolls.

Into a wood chipper.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 03, 2020 01:14 AM (xkSJa)

326 That Ben Rhodes tweet.


Now his followers, and still employed at Progda, Inc. are now 30 or over 30.

In other words, they lost their last excuse to be that stupid any more.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 01:14 AM (ktZTZ)

327 Why nuke them? Nukes are expensive.

Just drop Michael Moore.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:13 AM (XQrf/)
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From orbit, just to be sure.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 01:14 AM (Eicbe)

328 >>Why nuke them? Nukes are expensive.


And American Made. We don't use enough of them, really.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:14 AM (3wl/x)

329 >>> Darth Trump: I am altering the deal.

I very much pray he keeps altering it further! Fantastic news.

Morons should make a Flaming Skull cocktail in celebration. What would go in it?

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2020 01:14 AM (VjxvX)

330 Bye, sock.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 01:14 AM (Y8PSl)

331 Posted by: Miklos, Old School Calvinist at January 03, 2020 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

Thank you; That's kind. The only time I've ever been to a MoMe is when I arranged one myself. I don't think I had a stand in for that day, but if I did it was a layperson from another church and he is a very fine preacher.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 01:14 AM (WI7YS)

332
We have extradition agreements with Ireland, right?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Kathy Ireland

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 01:15 AM (aKsyK)

333 I am tucking in Horde, I was up way too late last night. I am very proud of my President.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 03, 2020 01:15 AM (a4EWo)

334 Iran has been poking the bear for years, and finally got their hand bit off.

Posted by: Chris M at January 03, 2020 01:15 AM (6XZdO)

335 Just drop Michael Moore.

The lipid bomb.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 03, 2020 01:15 AM (xkSJa)

336 You are allowed to believe Donald Trump is the greatest president of the twenty-first century, however.

Or even that Donald Trump is the greatest president since Ronaldus Optimus Maximus.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 01:07 AM (xmKbk)

I agree. We need to remember that Reagan and Trump were very different men, and they were each what the Nation needed at the time. Reagan knew how to inspire people to buy into his vision of what America should be, he understood why the American system was so much superior to socialism, and he knew how to explain that to average people in such a way that they would understand it too. He was a Father to the country, much like Washington had been at the beginning.

Trump doesn't have that skill, I would say he only has one great skill - He Fights. And he doesn't just fight, he fights brilliantly! He's got the best intuitive grasp of strategy of almost any President I can think of. And at a time when America is under attack from enemies without and within, a Fighter is what we need.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:15 AM (V2Yro)

337 I grew up an Army brat, I was 18 or so sitting in a community college class when the instructor told us that Desert Eagle had failed with significant loss of American lives.

Carter's non response and lack of leadership is more than responsible for the following cluster f that has ensnared every administration since.

Forty years later Trump is having to do what the others would not.

Posted by: Kazi at January 03, 2020 01:15 AM (0x00j)

338 Oh my, if the Iranians should try to close down the Gulf of Arabia who's going to ask which candidate is the most ardent to end our surplus oil production? The Dems all said they want to end fracking during the last debate, right?


Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 03, 2020 01:15 AM (irRda)

339 >>Iran doesn't have refineries it pumps and sell crude.


I thought they had one national refinery?

My bad. That leaves us with some extra cruise missiles in need of a target, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:16 AM (3wl/x)

340 Now do Ron Howard

Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 03, 2020 01:16 AM (w7KSn)

341 Just drop Michael Moore.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:13 AM (XQrf/)


he might bounce ...

Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at January 03, 2020 01:16 AM (LPnfS)

342 323
Iran doesn't have refineries it pumps and sell crude.


I thought they have one refinery but import most of their refined petroleum because it's completely inadequate.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:16 AM (XzVUd)

343 320 Rhodes was just on Maddow saying that the following parties should have been consulted prior to killing Suleimani:

I'm surprised the little filth didn't suggest he should have been asked.

Dude's a little full of himself.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 01:16 AM (GDtEt)

344 The university said its chancellor has three primary roles: presiding when degrees are handed out, advising senior management and serving as an ambassador to *open doors* for the institution.
Posted by: Tinker

So-the grift moves to UK taxpayers, Northern Ireland in particular, half of the GDP in Ulster is already transfer payments from England.

Seems legit.

Posted by: Miklos, where is that one Murphy's at January 03, 2020 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

345 Richard Windsor, that is absolutely and hilariously not the "lesson of Iraq and Afghanistan", but that's irrelevant in this case, as an invasion has never been an option with any appeal (going back to 1979, and contingency planning then).

But whatever.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2020 01:17 AM (El6T/)

346 I think we're at the point where Trump starts to get bored with the Presidency and begins to try new things to keep it interesting.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 03, 2020 01:17 AM (GtG/j)

347 >>Now do Ron Howard


He does himself.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:17 AM (3wl/x)

348 I love that man!

Posted by: Emmie at January 03, 2020 01:18 AM (87gB3)

349 >>> Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Kathy Ireland
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Texas State Football FTW!

Posted by: Tinker at January 03, 2020 01:18 AM (jPtGI)

350 237 Rhoids is an idiot.

Many presidents have taken actions that might have caused a war without Congress. The 50s and 60s are filled with wars America participated in started by executive actions and never declared as "War" by Congress.

I tell you, if he's not talking to 27-year-old know-nothings, he's out of his element.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 12:56 AM (Eicbe)

You'd be surprised at how many Americans think the military cannot and shouldn't do anything without Congress authorizing it. "We should declare war before doing anything!"

No. A declaration of war is a diplomatic tool, nothing more, nothing less. If you read Foreign Relations of the United States, the war declaration is handed to the Ambassador of the country targeted in the war declaration, and he/she is told to pack their bags and head to the nearest third country. The United States is obliged to look after their security and to expedite the process, but once they reach Canada or Mexico or fly out, they are on their own.

I draw your attention to Article 45 of the Vienna Convention of 1961, which outlines what countries must do in regards to diplomatic missions in the event armed conflict breaks out between them. The diplomats may leave but the respective countries must still look after the embassies and leave them secure. If so desired, a third country can look after those properties. Indeed, one idea that was kicked around by Carter was a declaration of war on Iran in 1980, because it was believed that Article 45 would kick in and that in this way, the hostage crisis would end (I say HAH! A country that couldn't even follow the basics would suddenly find itself bound to Article 45???)

This is what a declaration of war ultimately does. Conflict can happen without one and that ultimately doesn't mean jack to those in the trenches who are dodging bullets and sending their own downrange. So yeah, while Congress DOES have its role to play in the military (mostly relating to purse strings), I don't want to hear all this crap about war declarations being needed, blah blah blah. Besides, as other posters pointed out, this thing started on November 4, 1979.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 01:18 AM (9jl/W)

351 >>> To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

Love it Blonde Mort!

Demented words of violence and death... sounds like Biden has a new campaign slogan!

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2020 01:18 AM (VjxvX)

352 Iran doesn't go to war anymore. They dingle about the edges with terror proxies and try to talk tough. Trumpster don't play that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 01:18 AM (r+sAi)

353 Just drop Michael Moore.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:13 AM (XQrf/)

he might bounce ...
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at January 03, 2020 01:16 AM (LPnfS)
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Not off the Persian Gulf or Caspian Sea (take your pick).

Of course, we also don't want to start an ELE.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 01:19 AM (Eicbe)

354 Let's also not forget that Iran doesn't have an economy capable of sustaining any kind of serious military conflict (with no help from Obama).

The US sanctions HURT Iran. The best Iran can do is to lash out with one or more spectacular terrorist attacks or infrastructure attacks (i.e., additional attacks on Saudi oil assets). But now that Trump has put his cards on the table that the US isn't going to pt its hands in its pockets (or, like Obama, pull cash out of that pocket and hand it to Iran), as of tonight Iran is on notice that escalation begets escalation, and NO ONE can argue that the US doesn't win that game, in any event, by any stakes you care to play.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 01:19 AM (DRgs8)

355 Trump has released the caps-lock.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 01:19 AM (WI7YS)

356 Comment from Hillary Rodbitch Clinton:

Trump assassinated a peace loving Iranian aid worker in Baghdad today. While on a mission to feed poor children of color in the slums of Baghdad (Slums created by Trump policies) he was ruthlessly killed by an air strike that Trump personally directed from the White House in Washington DC and laughed when the weapons struck the brand new Jaguar SUV that was just purchased. It is reported Trump sent the signal to the weapon to kill this poor man of peace while he was praying for all the children of the earth and for Nancy Pelosi's continued good health. He should have consulted me on how to run the operation properly so the world would still love us and not hate us because of the evil Donald Trump who stole the election from me !!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 01:19 AM (qM84C)

357 338
You are allowed to believe ...
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:15 AM (V2Yro)



Nuts. Trump >> Reagan.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:19 AM (XzVUd)

358 @279

Let our soldiers kill people & break things. Let teh United goat humping association work out the details. Fuck grat thre Arab un to spice it gown237 Rhoids is an idiot.

Many presidents have taken actions that might have caused a war without Congress. The 50s and 60s are filled with wars America participated in started by executive actions and never declared as "War" by Congress.

I tell you, if he's not talking to 27-year-old know-nothings, he's out of his element.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 12:56 AM (Eicbe)237 Rhoids is an idiot.

Many presidents have taken actions that might have caused a war without Congress. The 50s and 60s are filled with wars America participated in started by executive actions and never declared as "War" by Congress.

I tell you, if he's not talking to 27-year-old know-nothings, he's out of his element.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 12:56 AM (Eicbe)little George a stepson would brvshucking

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2020 01:19 AM (aA3+G)

359 Operation Eagle Claw was the attempt to rescue the Americans held hostage by Iran.

April will be the 40th anniversary of that tragedy.

I hope and pray Jimmy Carter keeps his stupid mouth shut.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:20 AM (XQrf/)

360
Just drop Michael Moore.

The lipid bomb.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Incredible Mister Lipid

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 01:20 AM (aKsyK)

361 Oh I get it, raimondo is a beat poet.

*snaps fingers*

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 03, 2020 01:20 AM (qgUJH)

362 For what it's worth, the fact that Iran is blaming Isreal means that they've lost this round, and they know they've lost this round. Blaming the little Satan is the better part of valor for the mullahs.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 01:20 AM (xmKbk)

363 I thought they have one refinery but import most of their refined petroleum because it's completely inadequate.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:16 AM (XzVUd)

A lot of Iran's oil infrastructure has suffered since 1979. Not as much as we would like but they are still behind the times, investments by other countries notwithstanding. I wouldn't be surprised if their refinery is held together by bubble gum and baling wire.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 01:20 AM (9jl/W)

364 This is what a declaration of war ultimately does. Conflict can happen without one and that ultimately doesn't mean jack to those in the trenches who are dodging bullets and sending their own downrange. So yeah, while Congress DOES have its role to play in the military (mostly relating to purse strings), I don't want to hear all this crap about war declarations being needed, blah blah blah. Besides, as other posters pointed out, this thing started on November 4, 1979.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 01:18 AM (9jl/W)

The last formal Declaration of War was made in 1941. The United States has been involved in almost constant military operations in every one of the 79 years since then.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:20 AM (V2Yro)

365 They may have a refinery but that's not where they make the bulk of their money. The bulk of their money comes from selling crude. iirc

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 01:21 AM (pGnDm)

366 Hillary Clinton to Northern Ireland.

You all have NO idea what a fucked up move that is on her part.

Do you have ANY idea how badly (either) Clinton is DESPISED by the Northern Ireland British Loyalists?

Slick Willie sold the North down the tubes in the "agreement" vis-à-vis the IRA. And true to form, the IRA faction went and elected Sein Fein to power (in their districts) in same election that saw Boris Johnson and the Brexit party annihilate the "Remain" factions.

My connection to Northern Ireland isn't "Wikipedia", but rather, she who I've shared a home with since 2006, who is FROM there. (MBA, University of Ulster.) And a U.S. Citizen since 2003.

Hillary Clinton will find less actual welcome in Northern Ireland than she would at a Republican National Convention in the post-Bush era.

She's waddling into a buzz-saw of epic proportions.

*pops popcorn*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2020 01:22 AM (QzJWU)

367 "Obama made his Iran Deal with Qassem Suleimani not Moderates.
He admired him wanted him to take over security for Iraq Syria (once he removed Assad).Imagine he's upset at death of one he so admired - Valarie Jarret too."
retweeted by Lee Smith, who adds "Yes that was Obama admin policy -- they made a deal w Iran's hard men, like Soleimani. Trump canceled the deal."

https://tinyurl.com/v5mbduu

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 01:22 AM (Cus5s)

368 328 Why nuke them? Nukes are expensive.

Just drop Michael Moore.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:13 AM (XQrf/)

There are some weapons that are just too inhumane to use even on terrorists.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 03, 2020 01:22 AM (irRda)

369 "Yes that was Obama admin policy -- they made a deal w Iran's hard men, like Soleimani. Trump canceled the deal."

https://tinyurl.com/v5mbduu
Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 01:22 AM (Cus5s)
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Pray that I don't cancel it further.

Posted by: Darth Trump at January 03, 2020 01:23 AM (Eicbe)

370
Oh I get it, raimondo is a beat poet.

*snaps fingers*
Posted by: Moron Pundit


He's part of The Rebel Set

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 01:23 AM (aKsyK)

371 I believe that Trump has the ability to and does inspire us. He made me stand up take notice and hope when he got off his car and went around and over fences to bypass the morons blocking the hwy. He inspired 63 million Americans to vote for him on the chance that maybe he was a man that truly loved this country and maybe just maybe on the slimmest of chances would do as he promised and believed that western civilization was worth fighting for. He has given me hope.

Posted by: Floridachick at January 03, 2020 01:23 AM (i79pq)

372 Me thinks our resident troll hates the current pres and would rather he behave like the previous pres... using drones to take out children instead of terrorists. But no scandals there! None! Nada!

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2020 01:23 AM (VjxvX)

373 But...But...But.... Trump cannot authorize military operations because he was kind of impeached.... Correct ???

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 01:24 AM (qM84C)

374 361 I hope and pray Jimmy Carter keeps his stupid mouth shut.


Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:20 AM (XQrf/)

His track-record suggests this is quite unlikely.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:24 AM (XzVUd)

375 Oh I get it, raimondo is a beat poet.

*snaps fingers*
Posted by: Moron Pundit
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He should be beaten regularly.

Posted by: Darth Trump at January 03, 2020 01:24 AM (Eicbe)

376 I don't even know how much time Hillary will spend in Ireland, I am guessing this is just a way to get her graft and corruption money away from the IRS.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 01:24 AM (r+sAi)

377
* The War Powers Act is unconstitutional idiocy, probably would be struck down even by today's ridiculous, collapsed "judiciary" if it were ever tested - it's actually the perfect embodiment of congressional laziness/cowardice and popular ignorance, and boy does it parallel the mindset of large part of the electorate today

* Anna - November 4, 1979, no?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2020 12:51 AM (El6T/)

----------------------

Remember how the Republican Congress stood up against Obama's Libyan Debacle using the War Powers Act?

Yes, me neither. They folded like the cheap uniparty sluts they always have been.

Posted by: rd at January 03, 2020 01:24 AM (+0uDE)

378 For what you did to my father's family, I can only add, that I wish it'd been me, pulled the switch that blew you to Hell.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at January 03, 2020 01:25 AM (aIFMl)

379 The only way this could have been better is if he was addressing the UN General Assembly when the lit him up.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:25 AM (3wl/x)

380 >>Nuts. Trump >> Reagan.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:19 AM (XzVUd)

You need a time out in the comfy chair.

And if that doesn't turn you around, you need a beating with a soft pillow!

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 01:25 AM (xmKbk)

381 ILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

Love it Blonde Mort!

NYT 8/8/17





“North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States,” Mr. Trump told reporters at his golf club in Bedminster, N.J., where he is spending much of the month on a working vacation. “They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”

Posted by: Miklos, third shift archivist at January 03, 2020 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)

382 But...But...But.... Trump cannot authorize military operations because he was kind of impeached.... Correct ???
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 01:24 AM (qM84C)
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Article 3.

Posted by: Rob Reiner at January 03, 2020 01:26 AM (Eicbe)

383 W would be wise not to make any statements regarding this action. If he did his job when he was POTUS this may not have been necessary. I really thought he was going to bloody the mullahs' nose after the 2008 election and before Obama's inauguration. What a disappointment he turned out to be.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 01:26 AM (xarPm)

384 Trump should get Russian hookers to pee on the guy's remains.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (HhJqY)

385 366 ...The last formal Declaration of War was made in 1941. The United States has been involved in almost constant military operations in every one of the 79 years since then.
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Yea, and as was pointed out above, the War Powers Resolution has never been definitively tested but he Supreme Court. My recollection on Supreme Court jurisprudence in this area is that they have expressly recognized that the Executive has inherent power to engage in military action. The whole point in making a single person in charge of the US military was to ensure the US can act quickly and decisively when it needs to, and the War Powers Resolution was drafted around that concept in an attempt to put some limits on the Executive's unilateral ability to enter military conflict.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (DRgs8)

386 >>> But...But...But.... Trump cannot authorize military operations because he was kind of impeached.... Correct ???

Haha, cannot wait to see the reactions of ppl on Twitter tomorrow when they hear of this... especially the ones that thought impeachment meant he was no longer president.

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (VjxvX)

387 President Trump may actually be the one to tell Congress to get stuffed when they start bleating about the War Powers Act and take it to the Supreme Court so for once the damned politicians are forced to declare war.

Posted by: Kazi at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (0x00j)

388 >>"Obama made his Iran Deal with Qassem Suleimani not Moderates.
He admired him wanted him to take over security for Iraq Syria (once he removed Assad)


He loves that goat flavored dick.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (3wl/x)

389 But...But...But.... Trump cannot authorize military operations because he did not ask Pelosi or Schumer for permission ... Correct ???

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (qM84C)

390 The USA is now weapons free.

Take note, shitheels of the world!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (qgUJH)

391 378 I don't even know how much time Hillary will spend in Ireland, I am guessing this is just a way to get her graft and corruption money away from the IRS.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 01:24 AM (r+sAi)

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Britain and Ireland both have great banks for holding money, and Lichtenstein and Switzerland are just across the channel too.

Posted by: rd at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (+0uDE)

392 The Wisdom of Josey Wales:

Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (V2Yro)

393 But...But...But.... Trump cannot authorize military operations because he was kind of impeached.... Correct ???

Guess they'll have to impeach him again. And if that doesn't work, another impeachment.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (xkSJa)

394
Love it Blonde Mort!

Demented words of violence and death... sounds like Biden has a new campaign slogan!
Posted by: LizLem

=======

I think my favorite words are "NO LONGER."

Michelle must be smashing lamps tonight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2020 01:28 AM (oGNNA)

395 382. You need a time out in the comfy chair.



I think it was a fair assessment but Reagan was president in a different era. The left hated him but they weren't out in the streets every day.



Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:28 AM (XzVUd)

396 339 I grew up an Army brat, I was 18 or so sitting in a community college class when the instructor told us that Desert Eagle had failed with significant loss of American lives.

Carter's non response and lack of leadership is more than responsible for the following cluster f that has ensnared every administration since.

Forty years later Trump is having to do what the others would not.
Posted by: Kazi at January 03, 2020 01:15 AM (0x00j)

I wasn't even in kindergarten yet. But I remember going to Germany in the 1980s and walking past lockers, some having the occasional faded sticker of an American flag captioned FREE THE HOSTAGES and having a vague idea of what that was about.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 01:28 AM (9jl/W)

397 >>Michelle must be smashing lamps tonight.


Tough night to be a Crunchy Fig.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:28 AM (3wl/x)

398 Pre-notify anybody in Congress and they warn the other side. DC is a leaking machine. Freaking DNC had Pakis running their congressional servers for gosh sake.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 12:50 AM (r+sAi)

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Had? What evidence is there they don't even now?

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 01:29 AM (xarPm)

399 Cabot

The troll reference to Country Joe & the Fish sort of freezes him in time, like a bug caught in amber.

I think he's a bitter old hippie, from the Summer of Love days.

He's likely bitter because he never worked a real job, so now he's wearing a cardboard belt.

Posted by: mnw at January 03, 2020 01:29 AM (Cssks)

400 But...But...But.... Trump cannot authorize military operations because he did not inform Chocolate Jesus first.... Correct ???

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 01:29 AM (qM84C)

401 Okay - so this night is going to go down as the greatest recalibration of leadership in terrorist stinky dirty dumbass history - Trump wiped out about every local terrorist scum in one hit.

I love this guy, I truly do. Do you realize that we've had the intelligence for years to do this, but because of the patty cake we have to play out there, no President would ever call this out...but finally, finally, some guy with giant balls of gold said, yeah, sure, I've had enough - an poof...they're gone.

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 01:29 AM (32YRo)

402 Michelle must be smashing lamps tonight.

Hillary is probably throwing ashtrays and yelling, 'why am I not President!" Huma has taken shelter in the bunker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:29 AM (XQrf/)

403 Oh I get it, raimondo is a beat poet.

*snaps fingers*
Posted by: Moron Pundit

He's part of The Rebel Set
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

If he's anything like Maynard G. Krebs, he'll end up stranded on an island one day, and no idea what to do with either Ginger or Mary Ann.

Posted by: Miklos, evry buddies lil' buddy at January 03, 2020 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

404
Britain and Ireland both have great banks for holding money, and Lichtenstein and Switzerland are just across the channel too.


Channel islands, dude...

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 01:30 AM (GDtEt)

405 Hillary is probably throwing ashtrays and yelling, 'why am I not President!" Huma has taken shelter in the bunker.
Posted by: Anna Puma

So, you're name's Humma? Right? Might as well get comfortable...down here.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at January 03, 2020 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

406 I really hope not to see a war out of this. I would prefer that Iran takes the bloody nose and walks.

Now, of course, because unlike the Iraq War, we do not need to move them off of any ground, we can do a Shock and Awe approach and not commit any boots.

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 01:32 AM (Eicbe)

407 >>>I think my favorite words are "NO LONGER." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2020 01:28 AM (oGNNA)

Yes! Talk about MAGA.

The only way this could be improved is if it had happened New Years Eve. America... we will kill you in your sleep on Christmas, AND New Years. But I will take it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2020 01:32 AM (VjxvX)

408 Hillary on Guernsey?

Fun WWII fact, the Channel Islands was the only part of the US the Nazis actually invaded. Small return for such a large investment by the Luftwaffe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:32 AM (XQrf/)

409 >>Okay - so this night is going to go down as the greatest recalibration of leadership in terrorist stinky dirty dumbass history - Trump wiped out about every local terrorist scum in one hit.


It's a beautiful thing.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:32 AM (3wl/x)

410 So, you're name's Humma? Right? Might as well get comfortable...down here.
Posted by: Billy Jeff at January 03, 2020 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
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... lower...

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at January 03, 2020 01:33 AM (Eicbe)

411
By the way, is this an impeachable offense, too?

Just add it to his tab.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2020 01:33 AM (oGNNA)

412 Channel islands, dude...
Posted by: JEM

Duchy of Grand Fenwick!

Posted by: The Miklos That Roared at January 03, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

413 I have to say I like Trump just tweeting something rather holding some 5 minute video speech behind his desk in the Oval looking all grave and serious. And the benefit of traveling around the world in a matter of minutes.

Anyway, good times, happy new year and I am off to bed all satisfied to be an American.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 01:33 AM (r+sAi)

414 410
Hillary on Guernsey?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:32 AM (XQrf/)



Bill's more likely ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:34 AM (XzVUd)

415
There are some weapons that are just too inhumane to use even on terrorists


I think we'd have to get permission from Boy Trudeau anyway, so unlikely.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 01:34 AM (GDtEt)

416 371... re Lee Smith tweet tonight.

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Dude. This Lee Smith article from 2015 is an interesting read, as of tonight. Lee Smith. The guy who authored the recent "The Plot Against The President," about the Deep State coup, wrote this 2015 article about Obama's Iraq and Iran policies, and Suleimani's name comes up. Here is link to 2015 article: https://tinyurl.com/t5y6ch8

No shit quote from this Article: "Obama likes Suleimani, and admires his work. As the president reportedly told a group of Arab officials in May, the Arabs "need to learn from Iran's example."

You. Have. Too. Be. Kidding. Me.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 01:34 AM (DRgs8)

417 Haha, cannot wait to see the reactions of ppl on Twitter tomorrow when they hear of this... especially the ones that thought impeachment meant he was no longer president.
Posted by: LizLem


hah

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 01:34 AM (M0u+N)

418 Gaylord admired anyone who would help him weaken the US.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:35 AM (XQrf/)

419 >>>394 The Wisdom of Josey Wales:

Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (V2Yro)
_____

The wisdom of Gary Cooper:

Yup.


Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 01:35 AM (xmKbk)

420 Iran does have refineries according to wiki and their latest data 2011 set it at a combined capacity of 1.457 Mbbl/d

As of 2019
ExxonMobil's refining capacity in the U.S. amounted to approximately 1.73 million barrels per day.

So they do have a large refining capacity. But if understood correctly not enough to satisfy their own demands.

But definitely good targets.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 01:35 AM (pGnDm)

421 Fun WWII fact, the Channel Islands was the only part of the US the Nazis actually invaded. Small return for such a large investment by the Luftwaffe.
Posted by: Anna Puma

*giving Anna Puma a pass here*

Posted by: Miklos, thinking of Hitler's Commando Decree, because of Channel Islands raid at January 03, 2020 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

422 I had no idea that the U.S. owned the Channel Islands...

Posted by: navybrat at large at January 03, 2020 01:35 AM (w7KSn)

423 Yea, and as was pointed out above, the War Powers Resolution has never been definitively tested but he Supreme Court. My recollection on Supreme Court jurisprudence in this area is that they have expressly recognized that the Executive has inherent power to engage in military action. The whole point in making a single person in charge of the US military was to ensure the US can act quickly and decisively when it needs to, and the War Powers Resolution was drafted around that concept in an attempt to put some limits on the Executive's unilateral ability to enter military conflict.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 01:27 AM (DRgs

Indeed. One thing about the War Powers Act of 1973 is that, yes, there it is, but everyone is scared to use the thing. Mostly, anyway (I could be wrong but I think the Dems used it for Urgent Fury in 1983).

Ultimately the one thing about having the President as Commander in Chief is that it upholds the principle of Unity of Command. Do you want 535 commanders or just one? Congress absolutely has a Constitutional role in regards to military ops BUT ultimately it is best to have one CinC.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 01:36 AM (9jl/W)

424 If Obama has a black eye tomorrow we will know that Micheal LaVaughn Robinson Obama smashed Chocolate Jesus's face last night....

Posted by: James at January 03, 2020 01:36 AM (qM84C)

425 By the way, is this an impeachable offense, too?

Just add it to his tab.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Trump is now in quintuple secret probation.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 01:36 AM (M0u+N)

426 >>No shit quote from this Article: "Obama likes Suleimani, and admires his work.

May they both swim with the fishes....

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 01:36 AM (32YRo)

427 PDT did not tweet that statement.

Posted by: JAS at January 03, 2020 01:37 AM (R0nQm)

428 >>You. Have. Too. Be. Kidding. Me.


The Iranians were calling the shots on our Foreign Policy throughout Obama's entire presidency. All because he insisted on having a deal with them.

They bent him over and had their way with him until he was all used up.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:37 AM (3wl/x)

429 Oh wow, what a fox paw.

UK

The Japs took Kiska and Attu

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:39 AM (XQrf/)

430
The Iranians were calling the shots on our Foreign Policy throughout Obama's entire presidency. All because he insisted on having a deal with them.

Oh, you think that's all? I seriously believe someone was bought.

Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 01:39 AM (GDtEt)

431 I don't smoke cigars much, but I stepped out for a good one for the special occasion. Oh yeah, fuck that raghead. I hope satan is doing shit to him that makes cenobites shit their pants.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 01:39 AM (9Om/r)

432 >>I don't smoke cigars much, but I stepped out for a good one for the special occasion.


Bong Hits for Bomb Strikes!

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:40 AM (3wl/x)

433 Stuff from Hellraiser II?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:40 AM (XQrf/)

434 We have extradition agreements with Ireland, right?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2020 01:03 AM (r+sAi)

------------

Northern Ireland is part of the UK.

Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 01:41 AM (xarPm)

435 >>>Reagan was president in a different era. The left hated him but they weren't out in the streets every day.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:28 AM (XzVUd)

Yes they were. In Europe.

This is how far we've fallen.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 01:41 AM (xmKbk)

436 >>I had no idea that the U.S. owned the Chanel Islands...


Pretty sure they are knockoffs.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:41 AM (3wl/x)

437 Fun WWII fact, the Channel Islands was the only part of the US the Nazis actually invaded. Small return for such a large investment by the Luftwaffe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:32 AM (XQrf/)


UK, but you knew that.

Holding the Channel Islands made for good Nazi propaganda as there was no real military value after Operation Sea Lion went kaput.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 01:41 AM (Y8PSl)

438 Maybe Iran taunting the President wasn't such a good idea after all.

Posted by: Nancy at January 03, 2020 01:42 AM (HK9hf)

439 UK

The Japs took Kiska and Attu
Posted by: Anna Puma

Wake Island was considered US territory.

Posted by: Miklos, picking nits at January 03, 2020 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)

440 >>>432 Oh, you think that's all? I seriously believe someone was bought.
Posted by: JEM at January 03, 2020 01:39 AM (GDtEt)

Yeah. Her name is Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 01:42 AM (xmKbk)

441 ..I don't smoke cigars much, but I stepped out for a good one for the special occasion. Oh yeah, fuck that raghead. I hope satan is doing shit to him that makes cenobites shit their pants.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 01:39 AM (9Om/r)



I think I'm going to have to send you a sample 5 pack of the finest of El Cubano Cigars.

You can ask Weasel or Ben Had as to the quality of what's *going* to be coming your way.


Enjoy!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2020 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

442 You forgot Guam.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:42 AM (XQrf/)

443 The WPA was right and it was wrong. It allowed the Congress to shirk its duty to address real threats to American security during outsider's acts of war. But it did allow Americans to respond to aggression under the theory of the unitarian executive - meaning that the fiddle faddling of the early Confederacy of States and the later waffling of the Constitution regarding who could commit the United States to protecting its interests when threatened abroad got resolved.

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 01:43 AM (32YRo)

444 440
Maybe Iran taunting the President wasn't such a good idea after all.


Posted by: Nancy at January 03, 2020 01:42 AM (HK9hf)

I was pleasantly surprised by the speed of his response.
Rocket man must be taking it in too ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:45 AM (XzVUd)

445 Pretty sure they are knockoffs.
Posted by: garrett

Loius Viotton, for you good price!

Posted by: Miklos, with the Chines/Albanian "wholesalers" at January 03, 2020 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)

446 Trump vs Reagan= my daddy's truck can beat up your daddy's truck

It's ridiculous.

Posted by: JROD at January 03, 2020 01:47 AM (luTBU)

447 437 Yes they were. In Europe.



They'd been there since the 1960s. There was no Antifa in the US in Reagan's time.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:47 AM (XzVUd)

448 Poor Nancy is complaining that the mean President Trump did not tell her about the military operations before handm.... IT IS CALLED OPERATIONAL SECURITY Botox Face.... She would have called Iran immediately to warn them probably....

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 01:47 AM (qM84C)

449 Maybe Iran taunting the President wasn't such a good idea after all.


Posted by: Nancy

Do Not Taunt the Happy Fun President.

Posted by: Miklos, read the fine Twitter print at January 03, 2020 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

450 The wisdom of Gary Cooper:

Yup.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 01:35 AM (xmKbk)


Fun story I read about Cooper, don't know how true it is.

He and another actor were in Cooper's car driving around. They stopped for gas. Cooper paid for the gas with a check. The other actor asked why he paid for gas with a check and not cash? Cooper replied that he would be surprised at how many of his checks DIDN"T get cashed because of his signature. Cooper's uncashed checks were celebrity souvenirs.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 01:48 AM (Y8PSl)

451 Everyone knows that if we had "escalated" in this dangerous fashion a week after 9/11, none of this shit would have been necessary. It's out weakness that encourages them, not our action.

Posted by: PJ at January 03, 2020 01:48 AM (qlTN9)

452 449
Trump vs Reagan


If Trump lasts until 2024, I don't think there will be any question.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:49 AM (XzVUd)

453 I think I'm going to have to send you a sample 5 pack of the finest of El Cubano Cigars.

I never took Jim for Cuban commie lover.

Well damn.

Posted by: Miklos, with cigars from some non-entirely-commie shithole cigar country at January 03, 2020 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)

454 Clowns and nukes taken out in NK, Clowns in Syria taken out, and now nukes and Clowns taken out in Iran. All tied Uranium 1. I'm sure that 5.5 magnitude earthquake in Iran that collapsed a Mountain containing nukes a couple of days ago was a coincidence.

More Clowns are going down in the future. This time it will hit closer to home(s) and hurt the feelz.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 03, 2020 01:50 AM (3h2l+)

455 Five hours sleep, remain to me at best.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2020 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

456 446 I heard the same macho crap from key board commandos before the iraq war. Have you got any kids serving in iraq or afganistan?
Posted by: raimondo at January 03, 2020 01:45 AM (ACPrm)

Better: me. Been to both. Your point?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 01:51 AM (9jl/W)

457
PDT did not tweet that statement.
Posted by: JAS

======

Actually, it's from Jul 22, 2018.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2020 01:51 AM (oGNNA)

458 The stacking of bodies is the only language they understand.
Their rules.

Posted by: navybrat at large at January 03, 2020 01:52 AM (w7KSn)

459 I thought we were supposed to bow, apologize and send a pallet of cash?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 03, 2020 01:52 AM (fq0nT)

460 I'm a Vet. Retired.

I would not got to war against Afghanistan, nor Iraq.

Iran? I would volunteer. Why? Beirut, 83. I helped recover the bodies or our Marines there, and YES, that was Iran.

Posted by: Don Q at January 03, 2020 01:52 AM (NgKpN)

461 408 I really hope not to see a war out of this. I would prefer that Iran takes the bloody nose and walks.

Now, of course, because unlike the Iraq War, we do not need to move them off of any ground, we can do a Shock and Awe approach and not commit any boots.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 01:32 AM (Eicbe)

Unless the Iranians overthrow the mullahs, we will always be in danger from some proxy attack sponsored by Iran. Now even more so. We have to do what we can to assist in their removal short of an invasion.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 01:52 AM (2DOZq)

462 Adding several missiles to one or more "Revered" Iranian Military Leaders makes a delicious Persian Tarmac Pudding.

Posted by: Col. Betty Crocker at January 03, 2020 01:52 AM (irRda)

463 I honor of General Soleimani's charred remains, raimondo is blowing ALL veterans or relatives of Active Service Members for 1/2 Price through Sunday.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:52 AM (3wl/x)

464 White House should issue statement saying top Trump officials determined that Democrats represent national security risk and that's why were not informed in advance.

By the way, was this Solemaini guy also guest of Obama?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 01:53 AM (CvDgu)

465 Remember when we were going to war with North Korea and now Kim loves Trump. Remember we were going to war with Syria and now peace. Same pattern with Iran. It's almost as if there are and have been some bad global actors stirring the pot or something.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 03, 2020 01:53 AM (3h2l+)

466 Better: me. Been to both. Your point?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Is not real raimondo.

Incoherent raimondo is best raimondo.

Posted by: Miklos, from 'sperience at January 03, 2020 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)

467 "Iranians sprayed Soleimani's name all over the US embassy.

Trump sprayed Soleimani all over Baghdad." some tweet


Seems this embassy action was sorta a statement by Iran forces, that they had control of Iraq, and the Iraqis did stand down for them. Soleimanis' name was being sprayed, as if he had taken over power ... Remember Iran told Trump he could do nothing ...


Trump is flipping the script ... two top men dead ... two (or more?) arrested I think ... maybe others, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 01:53 AM (Cus5s)

468 And the Dems are condemning this?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2020 01:53 AM (6XlcD)

469 I am expecting a phone call informing me of my deployment any day now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 03, 2020 01:54 AM (fq0nT)

470 Trump is pissing in all the correct people's goats milk and soiled lattes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:55 AM (XQrf/)

471 @455 Enquiring Minds-what's the point to posing the question? In your mind what does it achieve?

Posted by: JROD at January 03, 2020 01:55 AM (luTBU)

472 454 Everyone knows that if we had "escalated" in this dangerous fashion a week after 9/11, none of this shit would have been necessary. It's out weakness that encourages them, not our action.
Posted by: PJ at January 03, 2020 01:48 AM (qlTN9)

WTF?

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 01:55 AM (2DOZq)

473 By the way - the theory of the Unitarian Executive resolves more that conflicts abroad, it resolve trade agreements against foreign "trade adversaries as well - this something that NeverTrumpers never understood, mostly folks like Kevin Williamson - bargaining positions in the micro are poor due to their sole standing against another nation without the same national business guidelines or rules applied - thus lacking the power of economic force as applied by a committed unitarian executive with purpose. The forceful unitarian executive can effectively bargain for the country's economic gain that the individual cannot.

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 01:55 AM (32YRo)

474 473 Trump is pissing in all the correct people's goats milk and soiled lattes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:55 AM (XQrf/)

LOl... Yes he is

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2020 01:55 AM (6XlcD)

475 >>> There was no Antifa in the US in Reagan's time.

The weather underground was still putzing around, as I recall. But yeah, why do you think I added the qualifier about how far we've fallen?

We now have a bunch of euroweenies in our midst that we didn't have before.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 01:56 AM (xmKbk)

476 Trump had to look at the ME mess and identify no more than about 50-100 key players and asked:

Why haven't we just, you know, killed these guys?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:56 AM (3wl/x)

477 Trump is pissing in all the correct people's goats milk and soiled lattes.
Posted by: Anna Puma

With Extra Foam

Posted by: Miklos, home brewer at January 03, 2020 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

478 Neither Putin nor Xi are suicidal and Iran does not have the capacity to war with us.
If they get nasty Trump is not going to bloody our men; he will glaze them.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 01:57 AM (pGnDm)

479 Trump's response to the Botox Queen: Cry havoc and release the dogs of war... BITCH and STFU.....

Posted by: James at January 03, 2020 01:57 AM (qM84C)

480 Doesn't look like there is anything left to bury

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2020 01:57 AM (6XlcD)

481 Remember when we were going to war with North Korea
and now Kim loves Trump. Remember we were going to war with Syria and
now peace. Same pattern with Iran. It's almost as if there are and have
been some bad global actors stirring the pot or something.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 03, 2020 01:53 AM (3h2l+)


yeah, and most of them are here in congress

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 01:58 AM (9Om/r)

482 Pretty sure we can give the dead mutt a hand I guess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 01:58 AM (XQrf/)

483 475 454 Everyone knows that if we had "escalated" in this dangerous fashion a week after 9/11, none of this shit would have been necessary. It's out weakness that encourages them, not our action.
Posted by: PJ at January 03, 2020 01:48 AM (qlTN9)

WTF?
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 01:55 AM (2DOZq) PJ is correct. If we had gone all in, the world would be a better place today.

There is such a thing as Righteous Anger. There is a time to FIX shit.

Our President, at the time, was more worried about OUR anger, than what our enemies were doing.

Posted by: Don Q at January 03, 2020 01:58 AM (NgKpN)

484 Trump had to look at the ME mess and identify no more than about 50-100 key players and asked:



Why haven't we just, you know, killed these guys?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:56 AM (3wl/x)


Pretty much what we have been saying for years. Maybe he lurks here. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 01:59 AM (9Om/r)

485 Amazing response. Go PDT!

Posted by: tbodie. I/i] at January 03, 2020 02:00 AM (jMD9L)

486 474
@455 Enquiring Minds-what's the point to posing the question? In your mind what does it achieve?

Posted by: JROD at January 03, 2020 01:55 AM (luTBU)

It was a statement rather than a question.
Reagan is worshiped. Same with Thatcher. Both had flaws and failures (Beirut '83 had no response, for example). But it was a different era with different challenges. Stopping the Soviet Union was a pretty big achievement.Trump tonight responded to Iran. Finally.Ironically, many of the worshipers are Never Trump.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 02:01 AM (XzVUd)

487 Doesn't look like there is anything left to bury

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2020 01:57 AM (6XlcD)

Just scrape up whats left with a stick and a spoon and flick it into a stagnant pond.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 02:01 AM (9Om/r)

488 The less reported history of Libya post 911.

When Gaylord decided he needed to be muscular and bumped Qaddafi off, Col. Muamar was actually turning over to the US its entire chemical and nuclear stockpile.

I don't think those barrels of mustard agent and the other barrels of uranium yellowcake have ever been accounted for.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 02:01 AM (XQrf/)

489 Posted by: Don Q at January 03, 2020 01:58 AM (NgKpN)

All in? What was the pretext for invading Iran after 9/11?

Also now most posters here say we shouldn't have invaded Iraq. I bet PJ was one who has said that in the past. How do you reconcile these two diametrically opposite opinions?

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 02:02 AM (2DOZq)

490 Bush stood out there in the rubble and said 'let's roll'. We all cheered but he never followed through.
He dropped the ball.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 02:02 AM (pGnDm)

491
And the Dems are condemning this?
Posted by: It's me donna

=======

Universally. I've been watching MSNBC and every talking head says Trump has recklessly poked a hornets' nest instead of wisely allowing the hornets to swarm the nursery, the bedrooms, the gardens, the kitchen, the sickroom, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2020 02:03 AM (oGNNA)

492 God I hate pixy.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 02:04 AM (XzVUd)

493 As an aside, oh to be a fly on the wall in the souper sekret meeting rooms in China & Nork-land.


The common thread..."Do we really want to piss off Teh Donald???"

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 03, 2020 02:04 AM (W+kMI)

494 >>>If Trump lasts until 2024, I don't think there will be any question.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 01:49 AM (XzVUd)

Trump will make it to 2024 (absent divine intervention)

And there's no question in my mind that Trump is the greatest President of the first quarter (third? half?) of the Twenty-first Century.

Hell, I'm in favor of the Republicans telling the Democrats that if they don't shut the fuck up and play ball, we're going to move to repeal the 22nd Amendment and have Trump be President for Life.
(And quite frankly, the 22nd ought be amended to allow a President to serve 3 terms, in my opinion).

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 02:04 AM (xmKbk)

495 Someone should tell the Dems that swallowing the cyanide capsule is less painful than what they are doing, which is feeding bits of their bodies into the wood-chipper.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 02:04 AM (XQrf/)

496 >> God I hate pixy.


Never taunt the Hampsters.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 02:05 AM (3wl/x)

497 Knives are

( ) Not out

(X) OUT!

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 03, 2020 02:05 AM (CLteG)

498 Nic fix in process

Posted by: tbodie at January 03, 2020 02:05 AM (jMD9L)

499 I can't find fault with America and American interests first. Tonight American and her interests came first.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 03, 2020 02:06 AM (0OmEj)

500 499 Never taunt the Hampsters.


I'll feed them to my wife's cats.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 02:06 AM (XzVUd)

501 Reagan was a great man of his time and did things no other had accomplished.
Trump is a great man of this time and has done things no other has accomplished.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 02:07 AM (pGnDm)

502
I'm just wondering. How far back would we have to go to find a POTUS who would have the balls to take out such a figure as this. I mean, I like this. Rather than doing a bunch of big military strikes (which may yet have to happen), just whack the leaders (first, and see what happens).

I can imagine most other POTI giving in to legal types arguing against this type of direct hit on individual leaders.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 03, 2020 02:07 AM (f1Vqw)

503 493 Bush didn't drop the ball, he ran with it. He just stopped at the thirty yard line and forgot what he was doing.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 03, 2020 02:09 AM (CLteG)

504 @489 Enquiring Minds- I agree with most of what you said. I remember the 80's quite well and knew the politics of the day. The establishment republicans that hated Reagan then are the same Never Trumpers now. Don't know which Never Trumpers worship Reagan you're talking about.

Posted by: JROD at January 03, 2020 02:09 AM (luTBU)

505 This sounds like a cool kit

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wkbjvtx

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 02:09 AM (XQrf/)

506 492 Posted by: Don Q at January 03, 2020 01:58 AM (NgKpN)

All in? What was the pretext for invading Iran after 9/11?

Also now most posters here say we shouldn't have invaded Iraq. I bet PJ was one who has said that in the past. How do you reconcile these two diametrically opposite opinions?
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 02:02 AM (2DOZq)

Hmm, don't think I mentioned anything about 9-11, my problems started WAY before that.

Ever pick up the body of someone you know? I have. Iran has been the main instigator of problems since 1979, and we should have dealt with them DECADES ago.

If we had invaded Iran, vice Iraq? or Afghanistan? the world would be a safer place.

Posted by: Don Q at January 03, 2020 02:10 AM (NgKpN)

507 504 Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 02:07 AM (pGnDm)


Trump admires Reagan, I believe. He also appears to have learned from him.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 02:10 AM (XzVUd)

508 Hey in another hour Trump should give Hillary a 3am call to inform her of what he did.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 02:10 AM (XQrf/)

509 Posted by: Rock Girthpounder

I rate this nic as FALSE

Unless there is 'stache to match.

Posted by: Miklos, unaccredited fact checker at January 03, 2020 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)

510 40 years I have been waiting for iran to become a big fucking crater. I was somewhat young when carter was tickling his taint during the iran crisis. Still haven't got my crater, but I have been giggling all night.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 02:11 AM (9Om/r)

511 507 Don't know which Never Trumpers worship Reagan you're talking about.


There's at least two at NRO that worked in the Reagan administration.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 02:11 AM (XzVUd)

512 Delicious, delectable freakouts on the Twitters. It's like Kurt Cobain dying, only with Hellfire missiles.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at January 03, 2020 02:12 AM (1FhAQ)

513 Trump admires Reagan, I believe. He also appears to have learned from him.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds

A Young Trump met a President Reagan.

There are even pictures.

Posted by: Miklos, unaccredited third shift archivist at January 03, 2020 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

514 Ever pick up the body of someone you know? I have.
Iran has been the main instigator of problems since 1979, and we should
have dealt with them DECADES ago.



If we had invaded Iran, vice Iraq? or Afghanistan? the world would be a safer place.

Posted by: Don Q at January 03, 2020 02:10 AM (NgKpN)


THIS!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 02:13 AM (9Om/r)

515
DM article on technical details of hit on Soleimani:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7847795

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 03, 2020 02:13 AM (f1Vqw)

516 See Orange Man is bad, so don't fk with him

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 02:13 AM (ZCEU2)

517 Too late for me ... goodnight.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 03, 2020 02:14 AM (XzVUd)

518 If you look at the footage of the car, no smoking hole, no crater. This is the new smart HE targeted overhead warhead.
Said to be able to kill individual passengers in a car. Think about that...I love this Country...

Posted by: DBCooper at January 03, 2020 02:14 AM (bttOm)

519 OMG -as I speak the US Marines have taken into custody now the Hezbollah leader in Iraq and his Iranian controller - there are probably being waterboarded as we speak.

This is utterly amazing - I hope Capt'n Heinz Ketchup knows of a real far off South American clime to hide in...Trump is pissed, he's decided to take names or chew bubble gum, and he's all out of bubble gum.

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 02:14 AM (32YRo)

520 512 Posted by: Rock Girthpounder

I rate this nic as FALSE

Unless there is 'stache to match.
Posted by: Miklos, unaccredited fact checker at January 03, 2020 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)

Put me in a room with a smoking hot 28 y.o. and I will prove it. please

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 03, 2020 02:14 AM (CLteG)

521 513 40 years I have been waiting for iran to become a big fucking crater. I was somewhat young when carter was tickling his taint during the iran crisis. Still haven't got my crater, but I have been giggling all night.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 02:11 AM (9Om/r)

Hear ya Brother. I was recalled from leave early in 79 when we tried to get the Hostages.

Posted by: Don Q at January 03, 2020 02:14 AM (NgKpN)

522 Book my flight to France, STAT!

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at January 03, 2020 02:17 AM (CLteG)

523 Put me in a room with a smoking hot 28 y.o. and I will prove it. please
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder

I can put you in touch with Reputable Agencies in Budapest or Bucharest. Be aware that the top girls are currently at ski resorts in France and Switzerland.

Posted by: Miklos, a votre service at January 03, 2020 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)

524 Breaking (per Al Jazeera): Benjamin Netanyahu has cancelled some trip to somewhere to be in Israel over coming days in case of Hezbollah aggression.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 02:18 AM (DRgs8)

525
They identified Soleimani via his hand with this YUGE ring on it. By "they", I mean some local militia. His body was blown into pieces and they found a lose hand with that ring on it.

"The American criminals had detailed information", said the militia commander.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 03, 2020 02:19 AM (f1Vqw)

526 We suggested to nuke Iran after the hostage take over, would have solved a lot of future problems.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 02:20 AM (ZCEU2)

527 Over on Legal Insurrection...

Shaun, I guess he is still Talcum X, King called Trump's action a war crime.

Hey fvkcface where was you queefing when Gaylord was droning anyone he could, even innocent bystanders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 02:20 AM (XQrf/)

528 Anyone else remember when Obama targeted US citizens for drone strikes and the left didn't bat an eye?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 03, 2020 02:21 AM (BJKQV)

529 While were at it we should toss a hellfire missile down that Iranian well we keep hearing about.
Posted by: Beartooth

That there Kharg island might blow up real good
Posted by: Miklos, with the Farm Film Report at January 03, 2020 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)

Drop a nuke down that friggin' well. There would be the God-damndest Whump! And the whole friggin' city would rise up ten feet, and fall back five, and all the buildings would fall down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 02:22 AM (LxWV7)

530 I have rarely stayed up this late on anything like this, but this is the biggest thing that has happened in the ME in a long, long time...and I served out there.

We always knew where these scum bags were, but no one ever rousted them out and drug them in for questioning, much less toasted them in a raid - now all debts to family are being paid in one night - totally awesome!

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 02:22 AM (32YRo)

531 look into mine eyes

Posted by: Hypnotoad at January 03, 2020 02:23 AM (CLteG)

532 >>Hey fvkcface where was you queefing when Gaylord was droning anyone he could, even innocent bystanders.


And US Citizens.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 02:25 AM (3wl/x)

533 Dem/ Media complex struggling for oxygen.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 03, 2020 02:27 AM (CLteG)

534 Dem/ Media complex struggling for oxygen.

Keep holding that pillow down!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 02:27 AM (XQrf/)

535 >> One billion muslims and all of them hate ameriKKKa even the ones we pay!


We need more bombs.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 02:28 AM (3wl/x)

536 Death Struggle> raimondo

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 03, 2020 02:28 AM (CLteG)

537 So who were the other five rabid mutts killed in this strike?

Maybe we got a larger chunk of Iran's Iraqi command structure than is being released.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 02:29 AM (XQrf/)

538 Well, I never... I can't even... this is just...

Posted by: John Kerry at January 03, 2020 02:29 AM (CvDgu)

539 418... "Obama likes Suleimani, and admires his work. As the president reportedly told a group of Arab officials in May, the Arabs "need to learn from Iran's example."

Can't get over this. Not like I didn't despise Obama before tonight, but what kind of a soul do you have when you're elected to represent the American people, you have Suleimani known to have been responsible for killing 600+ American soldiers in Iraq, and your demented warped mind twists itself into the conclusion not only that you "admire" this killer, but that you can say that out loud for quotation by US media. THEN, the Progressive media and voters don't pillar you for it. Obama is a sick, evil, American-hating abomination.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 02:30 AM (DRgs8)

540 Don't think we're going to get any more info tonight.
Mr. President still has the flag up and he's snuggled in bed with Melania while sugar plums dance.

So, goodnight all and happy dreams.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 02:30 AM (pGnDm)

541 I wonder what Jean Francois Cary's Iranian in-laws are thinking right now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 02:30 AM (XQrf/)

542 Hillary Clinton was just named Chancellor of a Northern Ireland University.
Posted by: rd at January 03, 2020 12:32 AM (+0uDE)

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Are they sure they can afford her? The booze, the bollards etc?
Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 12:49 AM (xarPm)

It's a do-nothing job, and probably pays next to zilch, too, Just virtue-signaling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 02:31 AM (LxWV7)

543 >>So who were the other five rabid mutts killed in this strike?


One was the local Iranian backed Militia's "Head of Airport Protocol".

His last words were - "...take the next right onto Bakka-Lakka-Dakka Street".

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 02:32 AM (3wl/x)

544 I'm so fucking proud to be an American tonight.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:33 AM (EI35j)

545 "The American criminals had detailed information", said the militia commander.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 03, 2020 02:19 AM (f1Vqw)


Well, of course we did.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at January 03, 2020 02:34 AM (Y8PSl)

546 Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Syria, and Iran. Anybody picking up on a pattern since Trump took office concerning the Clowns and Uranium 1 yet? Global Deep State Cabal is shitting their pants right now.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 03, 2020 02:34 AM (3h2l+)

547 You know who should be nervous right now? Little Kim Il Ung...we just demonstrated that we can drone your ass while taking a shit and reading a Playboy Mag in outer Mongolia...you better start sweating.

I wonder if this might not be part of the message...

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 02:34 AM (32YRo)

548 Please tell me the Hellfire was coated in lard.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2020 02:34 AM (Y4EXg)

549 We're witnessing the death of the Iran regime and their death throes toward the US. I've been following Iran's involvement in Iraq closely for over a year because I have a significant financial investment there. Iraq is on the cusp of enacting their monetary reforms, which will add
value to their currency and allow their markets to open up
internationally. It will also provide the HCL law, which pays all Iraqi citizens an oil revenue stipend like Kuwaitis receive. The reforms have been hampered by the Iranian puppets in the Iraqi leadership and parliament, which has perpetuated the ongoing 30% unemployment rate while the corrupt politicians get rich. That's is the backdrop of the situation, and these are the three most important points to know right now: 1) The vast majority of Iraqis support the US strikes against Iranian militias, who have killed over 500 Iraqi protestors and wounded or kidnapped thousands more. Iraqis have been continuously protesting since October to purge their government of the Iranian puppets who facilitate the theft of their oil revenue, so the militias are trying to suppress them. That's also why Iraqi political leaders are lashing out at the US -- not because of Iraqi sovereignty, but to defend Iranian interests. The protests have so far resulted in new elections laws passing, a special election scheduled, and the resignation of the Iran-backed Prime Minister, Abdul Mahdi, who is in office temporarily until the special election. So when Mahdi criticizes Trump, know that the Iraqi people overwhelmingly oppose Mahdi's statements. 2) The theft of Iraqi oil revenue is the only lifeline Iran has under the sanctions, which their religious class has admitted is bankrupting them. Iranian citizens in Iran are still in revolt and burning down banks to support the US efforts to suffocate the regime. When the regime is no longer able to pay their military, the regime will fall. It's getting close. 3) The new election law passed by parliament will discontinue the appointment of Prime Minister candidates by the large Iran-backed political parties, and instead only accept candidates from regional districts (tribes, really), which means the candidates nominated will be anti-Iran and pro US. I predict the next PM will be Abdul-Ghani al-Asadi. All this adds up to REGIME CHANGE IN IRAN. And soon.

Posted by: Brisco_County_SR at January 03, 2020 02:35 AM (DBPIP)

550 Apparently the terror leaders were lured to the airport lounge with promises of sexy stuff with underaged goat.

While they were waiting in line they got droned.

It's war Baby.

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 02:35 AM (bXxe3)

551 Drop a nuke down that friggin' well. There would be
the God-damndest Whump! And the whole friggin' city would rise up ten
feet, and fall back five, and all the buildings would fall down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 02:22 AM (LxWV7)

I think it moved.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 02:36 AM (9Om/r)

552 r man - I was unaware that anal sex could result in someone like you and yet, here you are!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2020 02:36 AM (Y4EXg)

553 550. Winning. Look it up.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 02:37 AM (CvDgu)

554 Enough of reality, time for some SAO Alternative.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2020 02:38 AM (XQrf/)

555 If the Iranian mullahs fall, President Carter is going to die of a broken heart.

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 02:38 AM (bXxe3)

556

"American Fatwa: The Droning of Suleimani"

Posted by: Arbalest at January 03, 2020 02:38 AM (FlRtG)

557 471
And the Dems are condemning this?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2020 01:53 AM (6XlcD)

It's almost not believable at this point. And there is nothing I don't believe about those suckers of cuck.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:40 AM (EI35j)

558 This terror leader...he didn't kill himself either. Did he.

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 02:41 AM (bXxe3)

559 563 559 casualties look it up.
Posted by: raimondo at January 03, 2020 02:39 AM (ACPrm)

so you are rooting for the Iranian generals?


those were the only casualties.


did you get rabies, raimondo?

if so, we will have to put you down.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 02:43 AM (sy5kK)

560 And the Dems are condemning this?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2020 01:53 AM (6XlcD)

It's almost not believable at this point. And there is nothing I don't believe about those suckers of cuck.
Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:40 AM (EI35j)
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I couldn't believe that they couldn't stop comparing a success where nobody died to a pooch screwing in 2012, simply because they *so wanted* to blame Trump for "his own Benghazi".

But they never got Benghazi, either. What's so wrong about a long, long series of incremental fuckups?! And pathetic CYA afterwards?

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 02:43 AM (Eicbe)

561 If Soros were to get in the way of a drone strike would anyone miss him?

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 02:44 AM (bXxe3)

562 418... "Obama likes Suleimani, and admires his work.
As the president reportedly told a group of Arab officials in May, the
Arabs "need to learn from Iran's example."



Can't get over this. Not like I didn't despise Obama before
tonight, but what kind of a soul do you have when you're elected to
represent the American people, you have Suleimani known to have been
responsible for killing 600+ American soldiers in Iraq, and your
demented warped mind twists itself into the conclusion not only that you
"admire" this killer, but that you can say that out loud for quotation
by US media. THEN, the Progressive media and voters don't pillar you
for it. Obama is a sick, evil, American-hating abomination.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 02:30 AM (DRgs

And please don't forget "Obama" was just a proxy for that entire party. There's not one of those sick bastards that don't agree. All you have to do is scan the *open* reactions and you don't have to imagine too hard about what is being said behind closed doors.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:44 AM (EI35j)

563 >>And the Dems are condemning this?


How could you possibly doubt that the Democrats would fail to support the enemies of Freedom and Liberty?
It's their nature to side with terrorists and totalitarians the world over.
They are jealous of the convictions of the former and the unchecked power of the latter.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 02:44 AM (3wl/x)

564 did you get rabies, raimondo?

if so, we will have to put you down.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 02:43 AM (sy5kK)


Even the AIDS virus wants nothing to do with that sick fuck, Rainmando.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 02:44 AM (Y8PSl)

565 The Left is the other casualty. And he knows it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 02:45 AM (CvDgu)

566 I'm sure over at Zero Hedge Jews are being blamed.

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 02:45 AM (bXxe3)

567 418... "Obama likes Suleimani, and admires his work.
As the president reportedly told a group of Arab officials in May, the
Arabs "need to learn from Iran's example."



Can't get over this. Not like I didn't despise Obama before
tonight, but what kind of a soul do you have when you're elected to
represent the American people, you have Suleimani known to have been
responsible for killing 600+ American soldiers in Iraq, and your
demented warped mind twists itself into the conclusion not only that you
"admire" this killer, but that you can say that out loud for quotation
by US media. THEN, the Progressive media and voters don't pillar you
for it. Obama is a sick, evil, American-hating abomination.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 02:30 AM (DRgs


that almost qualifies him for a hellfire of his own.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 02:46 AM (9Om/r)

568 I couldn't believe that they couldn't stop comparing
a success where nobody died to a pooch screwing in 2012, simply because
they *so wanted* to blame Trump for "his own Benghazi".



But they never got Benghazi, either. What's so wrong about a long,
long series of incremental fuckups?! And pathetic CYA afterwards?

Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 02:43 AM (Eicbe)

They merely say what is convenient from day to day. I guess it comes from having no moral center, and only craving power?

They treat the truth like they treat an unwanted baby. Yup... even their movie names are projection.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:46 AM (EI35j)

569 I should add that everything I explained above came from sources other than US media. To say that Western media is illiterate on this subject is an understatement.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 03, 2020 02:46 AM (DBPIP)

570 559 casualties look it up.

Posted by: raimondo

Late night Trolls are the worse...ill informed and oddly obtuse.

Can't we get better trolls here, Ace, I mean really? Other sites have better informed, more intelligent trolls with, okay, dumb opinions...but at least they try harder.

But no, we get some useless lump of flesh named raimondo - we don't deserve this kind of stupidity.

Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 02:46 AM (32YRo)

571 Democrats enemy is trump and his supporters not iran.

Posted by: raimondo at January 03, 2020 02:42 AM (ACPrm)

First true thing you ever said.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:47 AM (EI35j)

572 This Raimondo...how big is his cock?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 03, 2020 02:47 AM (bXxe3)

573 >>They merely say what is convenient from day to day. I guess it comes from having no moral center, and only craving power?


It's the argument of utility. It's weak. Everyone and Everything becomes a Tool because you 'know better'.

Straight up Hubris.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 02:47 AM (3wl/x)

574 And American Made. We don't use enough of them, really.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 01:14 AM (3wl/x)

And for the buck,

Of bang,

You get a metric ton of fuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 02:48 AM (LxWV7)

575 A sound deterrence strategy threatens an enemies strengths. This attack struck at the heart of the enemy command structure, and makes retaliation less likely. Iran threatened terrorist attacks everywhere. But we struck the head of the terrorists, and show we have foreknowledge of his movements. This will give pause to a rational actor in Iran.

This is deterrence without a large casualty list for America. Well played, President Trump and your advisors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 02:48 AM (u82oZ)

576 They merely say what is convenient from day to day. I guess it comes from having no moral center, and only craving power?

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:46 AM (EI35j)


The Left has principles of Jell-O coupled with the spine of a jellyfish.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 02:50 AM (Y8PSl)

577 Posted by: raimondo at January 03, 2020 02:50 AM (ACPrm)



Show us on the doll where Trump touched you. The doll is a map of Iraq.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:51 AM (EI35j)

578 Does this mean that Trump's control over his intelligence community has been established?

And now Trump's domestic enemies are on the receiving end of a weaponized surveillance state?

Hey Oblabla ...how does that cock taste now?

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 02:51 AM (bXxe3)

579 Does this mean that Trump's control over his intelligence community has been established?


Good point.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 02:52 AM (M0u+N)

580 The Flaming Skull is a pretty accurate depiction of what's left of Soleimani.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 03, 2020 02:53 AM (tVQUs)

581 Aww, the lib trolls seem to be extra bottom hurt now. I'm looking forward to having an extra helping of lib tears with my breakfast later this morning.

Leading from a position of strength really is a foreign concept to you, isn't it? No wonder O-Vomit was such a good fit for you dullards.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at January 03, 2020 02:54 AM (mBXrl)

582 554 We're witnessing the death of the Iran regime

========

Good info. I certainly think this outcome is within the realm of reasonable probability. I think we again have to note how brilliant this Trump move was tonight, to this end. Strong move by Trump, sending powerful message to Iran, but in a way that doesn't kill Iranian non-combatants thus not taking the bait to give Iranian regime an "out" to their internal problems with they own citizens as would be the case with a military hit on Iranian soil.

But, depending on how Iran reacts, Trump may not be able to refrain from hitting targets in Iran, proper. Delicate game for Trump here, but if US plays its hand correctly here, the toppling of Iranian regime would be MASSIVE win for Trump.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 02:55 AM (DRgs8)

583 If the Dims are upset, then President Trump won!
Does it not occur to these whinging wimps that the deaths of military leaders might just help Iranians, who want to overturn the mullahs, clear a path?
Does it not occur to these whining, frowning tv "reporters" that this act of killing terrorists so bold as to "own" Iraqi airspace and airport so brazenly, that Iraq just might feel happy?
Personally and biased, because I love President Trump, I think it was a fantastic win for intelligence and military to surgically kill these monsters. In Iraq, where they should not have been swaggering...not in Iran. A few missiles and daid, then out. Not an invasion of Iran, dummies.
These terrorists were plotting to kill even more Americans. They are dead now, with their 72 hideous crones, burning in hell forevermore. allyopp ackbared to pieces and a ruby ring. Dims, Never Trumpers, THIS is a good thing. Our President has courage and protects Americans. You stupid MSM clowns did not know, nor did crying Chuckie Schumer and Nanny P, BECAUSE YOU WOULD LEAK LIKE A COLLANDER. You have such rancid Trump disorder you appear to have Mad Cow disease along with jabberwocky blathering of nincompoops.
President Trump could find a cure for cancer and you'd beetch and moan about too many people now allowed to live.
I hope tomorrow's talking points are inclusive of "distraction" of impeachment, or him acting alone and reckless. I assure you those will be mentioned. Yet when their leader Obamabungo gave 1.7 billion in cash to Iran it was okie doke. Or when he caused the "Arab Spring" with The Hag, that was ok. Or when he told the Russian to tell Putin to wait til after the election for some hanky panky. That was ok. When he killed Bin Laden it was the best thing ever.
I do hope there will be tears, gnashing of teeth, tearing of garments and a general rerun of the election of 2016.

It is NOT World War III. President Trump is too smart for that. Let's not panic and run around with hair on fire. I, for one, will sit back and watch the hysteria, knowing that for the first time in a long time we have a leader not afraid to fight, and who wants to protect us.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at January 03, 2020 02:56 AM (SK2xO)

584 Posted by: raimondo at January 03, 2020 02:52 AM (ACPrm)

You're too stupid to know you're talking to the air, you big dummy. We're celebrating. We are as happy as you are sad. Watch out for the party streamers. Garrett has confetti. RickZ has lined up the shooters.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:57 AM (EI35j)

585 Of course the Dems are against it....and if word got out they had a chance and didn't blow him up...they would have called him weak....L O L G F

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 03, 2020 02:57 AM (SxBH1)

586 #586 The Soviets were the first to fully exploit the fruits of the surgical procedure known as a spinaldectomy.

Relatively painless, a patient can be back at his desk rubber-stamping death warrants within minutes of receiving the procedure.

Obviously it didn't remain a secret and most United States agencies implimented their own version with total control over free will of a free people being the goal.

The project has been set back on it's heels while the proponents cash in their 'insurance policy'.

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 02:58 AM (bXxe3)

587 This will give pause to a rational actor in Iran.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 02:48 AM (u82oZ)


Just who is a rational actor in the muzzie hellhole called Iran?

Their killing us while dying themselves guarantees their entry into muzzie paradise. What's rational about that?

We've fought this type of death cult ideology before, against the Empire of Japan. Look what it took to end that little tiff.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 02:59 AM (Y8PSl)

588 Oh, and Ace, you KNOW flaming skulls turn me on.xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at January 03, 2020 03:00 AM (SK2xO)

589 Thhhey there, I wonder how big the general's c**k is? Did anyone get a look at that while snapping the ring picture?

Posted by: Anderson Pooper's lil pink willie at January 03, 2020 03:01 AM (mBXrl)

590 #596 'i voted for Jill Stein'

Well that explains everything.

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 03:01 AM (bXxe3)

591 RickZ

If there is not a pause in Iran, they are not rational actors. The leaders will die, probably killed by security forces that don't want to be sent into a US buzzsaw, for no gain.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:02 AM (u82oZ)

592 Loving raimondo here. Lots of tears about American machismo and salt about the 60,000 US soldiers to be killed in the coming ground war with Iran.

One wonders, Ray, what you're thinking about the Americans killed by Suleimani. And all of the Iraqis, Syrians, Kurds and Israelis killed by this man's actions. Do you have a son or daughter in Syria? in Iraq? Do you cringe at the machismo of the Iranian "death to America" schtick? Do you cry for all of the non-combatants killed in his terrorist attacks? Do you have a son or daughter blown to pieces while innocently going about their life?

Or, is your pearl clutching limited to the home team?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 03:02 AM (DRgs8)

593 #589 Anderson...just send President Trump a nice letter asking for the terrorist cock since it isn't needed by the terrorist any longer. That cock could be yours!

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 03:04 AM (bXxe3)

594 So I suddenly woke up at 0245 to a sense of disturbance in the force.

Only to find a flaming skull from 0001 from Ace.

I will say what I posted earlier.

Trump is a reluctant war President.

But once resigned to the fact that killin' folk is the only effective option to take...

He takes it.


And he takes it rather well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:06 AM (tT0V4)

595 556 Heard the same macho bullish*t under reagan and bush.
Posted by: raimondo at January 03, 2020 02:36 AM (ACPrm)

News flash: the Wall fell.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 03:08 AM (9jl/W)

596 CNN: Anderson Cooper curious to know which of the 3 terrorists killed today had the biggest cock

Posted by: Portlandon at January 03, 2020 03:08 AM (Bvzc2)

597 RickZ has lined up the shooters.

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 02:57 AM (EI35j)


Volunteers from 2nd Amendment Sanctuary Counties in Virginia.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 03:09 AM (Y8PSl)

598 569 I should add that everything I explained above came from sources other than US media. To say that Western media is illiterate on this subject is an understatement.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 03, 2020 02:46 AM (DBPIP)

An EXTREME understatement. The media is filled with incredibly lazy people.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 03:09 AM (9jl/W)

599 Heard the same macho bullish*t under reagan and bush.
Posted by: raimondo at January 03, 2020 02:36 AM (ACPrm)

Taking it up the ass hasn't made you any smarter, raimondo, even if it does smart a bit at the time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 03:10 AM (LxWV7)

600 John Kerry is no doubt in mourning of his friend at arms, as well as put out that he can't commit Logan Act anytime soon. Maybe he still has pals in Ukraine or can attempt to ride horses with Kim (who probably does not feel like messing with President Trump right now).
Don't bluff the TRUMP. He warned Iran IN ALL CAPS in July. He is not, thank God, the Stuttering Cluster of the past.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at January 03, 2020 03:10 AM (SK2xO)

601 "The media is filled with incredibly lazy people."

Interesting spelling of 'lying sacks of shit, that lie'


But the Judges will allow it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:12 AM (tT0V4)

602 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

I'm going to sleep in, so this is my greeting for this morning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 03:12 AM (u82oZ)

603 raimondo....have a Snickers bar.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:13 AM (tT0V4)

604 Volunteers from 2nd Amendment Sanctuary Counties in Virginia.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 03:09 AM (Y8PSl)

Whatever else?

Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 03:13 AM (EI35j)

605 Hey Salty.

Sleep well my friend.

Up early, so our normal morning paths shall not cross.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:14 AM (tT0V4)

606 Someone tell Elizabeth Warren there's a terrorist scalp available he isn't using any longer that she can hang on her teepee.

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 03:14 AM (bXxe3)

607 Jen Rubin will be testy tomorrow

Posted by: Portlandon at January 03, 2020 03:16 AM (Bvzc2)

608 Well, time for me to get my beauty sleep. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 03:16 AM (LxWV7)

609 Iranian eyeatolla: "You can't touch us."

Donny two scoops: "Can you hear me now? Are we finished yet or do you need me to reach out again?"

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at January 03, 2020 03:16 AM (mBXrl)

610 Bulwark & NRO will be stomping feet and will feel left out

Posted by: Portlandon at January 03, 2020 03:17 AM (Bvzc2)

611 Jen Rubin will be testy tomorrow
Posted by: Portlandon at January 03, 2020 03:16 AM (Bvzc2)

Guaranteed she won't be titsy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 03:18 AM (LxWV7)

612 Just imagine our modern US media addressing the shooting down of Admiral Yamamoto.

Why...even the name 'Operation Vengeance' drips with distain for our enemies.

The pearl clutching would be epic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:22 AM (tT0V4)

613 > Wag her finger at Soleimani and say, "You're a bad man" and then do absolutely nothing?

The Smart Diplomacy way is to send him a few pallets of untraceable hundred dollar bills, in return for which he pinky-swears not to do it again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 03:25 AM (KB5yB)

614 Chose from the following, the groups which are overjoyed at last nights targeted missile strike.

[ ] The Iraqi people

[ ] The Iranian people

[ ] American Democrats

[ ] The American Press

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:25 AM (tT0V4)

615 The difference between Trump and Biden.

Biden went asking a friend what he should do about Corn Pop.

Trump would have droned Corn Pop.

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2020 03:26 AM (moV1p)

616 Iraqi youth celebrating in the streets of Baghdad over the news of the US killing Soleimani: https://tinyurl.com/tu4rzr7 ... Don't doubt that Iraqis support the US strikes.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 03, 2020 03:27 AM (DBPIP)

617 Somehow, according to dims and duh media, this will be an impeachable offense.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at January 03, 2020 03:28 AM (vGJY7)

618 Gotta be a sleepless night in the Holy City of Qum and similar shitholes.

Yeah, assholes. TFG isn't President any more, and neither is Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 03, 2020 03:29 AM (KB5yB)

619 Hillary Clinton was just named Chancellor of a Northern Ireland University.
Posted by: rd


She's not moving to Northern Ireland unless they are moving her there to hide her dementia.
Posted by: Braenyard

Then, she should move to Wales; then, when nobody can understand what she's saying, she'll fit right in !

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2020 03:33 AM (arJlL)

620 Obama would come up with plans to accomplish exactly nothing which would support the United States.

And then asian an awe inspiring name to the plan to accomplish nothing.

Because words matter.

Words matter far more than actual accomplishments.

So the chosing of the proper name for the plan is paramount to the process.

And days, if not weeks will be devoted to focus testing the responses to the name of the plan.

Trump probably spent all of about 11 seconds naming last nights intended actions...Plan A.

And then told them to execute the plan.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:35 AM (tT0V4)

621 asain=assign

F'n otter-cucumber.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:36 AM (tT0V4)

622 The Bulwark responded awhile ago:

https://thebulwark.com/trump-is-no-reagan/

Posted by: MikeN at January 03, 2020 03:40 AM (9zfUE)

623 THX Briscoe County.

I liked this message...

"Congratulation to our Iraqi brothers and sisters ....Soon we will bring peace to our countries.."

If only.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 03:42 AM (M0u+N)

624 Will the Democrats in Congress be wearing black to work today?

Maybe black arm bands..

In solidarity, and mourning during this somber occasion.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:42 AM (tT0V4)

625 In solidarity, and mourning during this somber occasion.

McCain's funeral?

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 03:44 AM (M0u+N)

626 622 The Bulwark responded awhile ago:

https://thebulwark.com/trump-is-no-reagan/
Posted by: MikeN at January 03, 2020 03:40 AM (9zfUE)

AHOY! Shame they don't allow comments

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 03, 2020 03:44 AM (SxBH1)

627 " Shame they don't allow comments"

Probably for the best that they don't.

'Praise in public
Criticize in private'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:48 AM (tT0V4)

628 598 569 I should add that everything I explained above came from sources other than US media. To say that Western media is illiterate on this subject is an understatement.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 03, 2020 02:46 AM (DBPIP)

An EXTREME understatement. The media is filled with incredibly lazy people.
================

Late last night when this news story broke, somebody in prior thread linked to Zero Hedge, who linked to live video news feed of Al Jazeera (English). I'm up late working, and have had Al Jazeera on for several hours now, and I'm shocked how GOOD the NEWS coverage is. I don't agree with all of their commentators' views, but their commentators aren't talking heads. They have news reporters on the ground in Washington DC, Baghdad and Tehran, the people they've brought in for commentary are official spokes people from various interests involved, they've had translated live coverage of official Tehran responses and video (until Tehran disallowed all video and pictures from streets of Tehran over coming days... what does THAT tell you).

It's been such a long time that I've actually listened to real news REPORTING, it's startling.

So yes... in 2020 America, this Moron is going to bookmark Al Jeezera as a reputable news source for international news in preference to every single US based "news" outfit, including of course, Fox News.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 03:50 AM (DRgs8)

629 Remember how after the US handed Iraq their ass during the war,

Kadafi Duck promptly surrendered his WMD facilities.


Cause if nothing else, Kadafy Duck could learn from the mistakes of others.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:51 AM (tT0V4)

630 So yes... in 2020 America, this Moron is going to bookmark Al Jeezera as a reputable news source for international news in preference to every single US based "news" outfit, including of course, Fox News.
Posted by: RichardWindsor


Crazy isn't it?

Our "news" "providers" are less than useless.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 03:52 AM (M0u+N)

631 And, BREAKING (per Al Jeezera): US State Department in last 5 minutes advised all American citizens to immediately leave Iraq as soon as possible. They also have reported last few hours that official Tehran word is that Iran will conduct military response against US in Iraq. Looks like bullets and bombs will start flying in Iraq imminently, or at least the US State Dept. thinks shit is about to go down.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 03:53 AM (DRgs8)

632 Cause if nothing else, Kadafy Duck could learn from the mistakes of others.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:51 AM (tT0V4)


Wasn't Kadafy Duck trained/educated at Somerville ?? Somerset ?? British War College ??

Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at January 03, 2020 03:53 AM (LPnfS)

633 "So yes... in 2020 America, this Moron is going to bookmark Al Jeezera as a reputable news source for international news in preference to every single US based "news" outfit, including of course, Fox News."


Several years ago, a well known Baltimore Anchor, whom we knew personally in real life, left the MSM, to work for Al Jiz.

His opinion closely mirrors your comments.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:54 AM (tT0V4)

634 Rest in pieces.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2020 03:54 AM (Z4rgH)

635 " Looks like bullets and bombs will start flying in Iraq imminently, or at least the US State Dept. thinks shit is about to go down."

'If you wish for peace..

Prepare for war.'


:Shit some dead guys said

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 03:55 AM (tT0V4)

636 All the American media is doing right now is following twitter on their smart phones.

Literally.

With the exception of the Herridges of the world.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 03:56 AM (M0u+N)

637 Here is link to live video English version of Al Jazeera News: https://tinyurl.com/r83abro

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 03:56 AM (DRgs8)

638 Here is link to live video English version of Al Jazeera News: https://tinyurl.com/r83abro
Posted by: RichardWindsor


Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 03:58 AM (M0u+N)

639 633 ...His opinion closely mirrors your comments.
====

Seriously, their news coverage is substantive and serious. Not 10 minutes has gone by in last 4 hours without solid new information. They've cited statements from US officials, US State Dept., Israel, Netanyahu, Khemeni, Muqtada al-Sadr (the Iraqi Shia cleric of Mahdi army fame during Iraq war), etc. They've had live video, still shots, historians, substantive non-opinionated background, arguments from various standpoints, maps, etc. Coverage has been outstanding.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 04:03 AM (DRgs8)

640 Good Morning Morons today is Friday, January 3, 2020, the last day of the year. On this date in 1961 the SL-1 nuclear reactor was destroyed by a steam explosion in the only reactor incident in the United States to cause immediate fatalities. The fatality was caused by a control rod being ejected from the core and pinning a worker to the roof.

Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

641 Iranian AH vows harsh retaliation. TS AH maybe you're next.


https://tinyurl.com/raq3xwc

Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

642 And of course the Communists in the House attack Trump for responding to the Iranian AHs.


https://tinyurl.com/sbjg9o3

Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

643 That ruling by the Obama judge that blocked the NC photo ID law will be appealed.


https://tinyurl.com/s54xjf7

Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)

644 Boy, mortgage rates are sure a lot lower now than when I bought my house under the Jimmy Peanut reign of ignorance.


https://tinyurl.com/vp9egvg

Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)

645 The Bulwark responded awhile ago:

Posted by: MikeN at January 03, 2020 03:40 AM (9zfUE)


Funny how prescient they are. NOT!

An article dated 12/31/19 and already past it's read-by date.

Speaking of the administration's Iran non-strategy, O'Brien did not mention that the maximum-pressure campaign, just like pretty much all other foreign policy initiatives of this administration, has been implemented over the objection of all our democratic allies except Israel, because this administration is all but incapable of working with democratic partners.

As for peace through strength, the Reagan administration sank half of Iran's navy in response to Iranian antagonism. Trump's response to Iran's attacks on Saudi Arabia, the downing of an American UAV in international airspace, and attacks on commercial oil tankers in international waters has been silence.


Nostradamus this dude ain't.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 04:06 AM (Y8PSl)

646 RAMIREZ (repeat)


https://tinyurl.com/sb23ykd



And that's it for today. Not much out there today

Posted by: Vic at January 03, 2020 04:07 AM (mpXpK)

647 Four KC-135-Rs enroute from England to the Med AOR

Airborne as we speak.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 04:09 AM (tT0V4)

648 Looks like we are up here instead of downstairs

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 04:09 AM (ZCEU2)

649 "Looks like we are up here instead of downstairs"


In the tradition of the Horde...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 04:13 AM (tT0V4)

650 G'morning, Vic

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 04:13 AM (tT0V4)

651 While I'm watching live reporter right now from Baghdad giving background on Iraqi Iranian friendly militias, including statements issued by said group in last 20 minutes, and some historical background about how Suleimani got in with these groups over the years, I switch over to FoxNews and their "reporting" focus is "Democrats blast Trump's decision to kill Suleimani. Let's discuss the Democrat's response."

I've learned more substantive information about this incident on AlJazeera in the last 15 minutes that I am likely to learn from FoxNews in the next week.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 04:14 AM (DRgs8)

652 Planes be flyin'

All open source, transponders on.

No attempt to hide aircraft movement.

Messages being sent.

https://twitter.com/apoure25/status/1212917459751190528

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 04:16 AM (tT0V4)

653 >>...."Democrats blast Trump's decision to kill Suleimani. Let's discuss the Democrat's response."

I've learned more substantive information about this incident on AlJazeera in the last 15 minutes that I am likely to learn from FoxNews in the next week.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 04:14 AM (DRgs8


I'm so sick of the dems hypocrisy.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2020 04:17 AM (892aJ)

654 I Nominate Donald J Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize!

Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2020 04:18 AM (SzbGw)

655 "I'm so sick of the dems hypocrisy."


The last time I saw the Dems so angry was when they lost their slaves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 04:19 AM (tT0V4)

656 This is a *Hit* and a Major Escalation. I'm not sure how I feel about it. ...and in case you think I'm taking the Iranians' "side", you can drop that notion Right Now.
This was Not a Good Guy, period.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 04:20 AM (Ckg4U)

657 According to Al Jazeera, Rubio congratulated PDJT.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 04:21 AM (M0u+N)

658 We've been at war with Iran! How many Americans have to die before the dims admit it?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at January 03, 2020 04:22 AM (vGJY7)

659 652 Planes be flyin'

---

Is OPSEC still a thing regarding troop movements?

Posted by: SMH at January 03, 2020 04:23 AM (RU4sa)

660 653...I'm so sick of the dems hypocrisy.
======

Yes, aren't we all, but my point is, what's the point of talking about what the Democrats are talking about?

Why, it's almost like the entire US "journalism" industry is so hollowed out, they don't have any reporters to bring on air on the places that matter tonight, they've got no one on staff to spin up fact sheets on the players, places and history involved, and none of the news personalities have the personal chops to offer intelligent substantive commentary on events. If you're missing all of that, I guess a debate about what Nancy Pelosi said in a statement is where you go. And on the other channels, it will be the same talking heads that were talking about Stormy Daniels now talking about this Iran incident.

We Americans are getting dumber by the second that we pay attention to our so-called news sources.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 04:24 AM (DRgs8)

661 656 This is a *Hit* and a Major Escalation. I'm not sure how I feel about it. ...and in case you think I'm taking the Iranians' "side", you can drop that notion Right Now.
This was Not a Good Guy, period.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 04:20 AM (Ckg4U)

---

Glad to see I'm not the only one.

How are you doing, Slap?

Posted by: SMH at January 03, 2020 04:24 AM (RU4sa)

662 Bad guys need to get put down.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 04:24 AM (ZCEU2)

663 Slap


Warnings were sent

Warnings were ignored

US soil was invaded

US citizen was killed in invasion

Response options by the Executive Branch are??

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 04:25 AM (tT0V4)

664 JJ's gonna be busy this morning.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 04:28 AM (M0u+N)

665 Howdy @SMH! I'm okay... I'm worried for our Military more than I am worried about myself.
#NoDespair
...despair is a Sin.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 04:29 AM (Ckg4U)

666 Is OPSEC still a thing regarding troop movements?"

These aircraft are broadcasting open flight data, readily available to all.

[ ] Military leaders are unaware of this, and are surprised that anyone can track them

[ ] Military leaders do not know how to shut them off, and hope that nobody notices them

[ ] Military leaders are fine with this info being readily available to everyone.

I'm gonna go with our folks not being upset at all that these movements are trackable.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 04:29 AM (tT0V4)

667 665 Howdy @SMH! I'm okay... I'm worried for our Military more than I am worried about myself.
#NoDespair
...despair is a Sin.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 04:29 AM (Ckg4U)

---

I'm a little worried too, yet can't help but smile at the thought of that murderous SOB being splattered all over BIAP.

Hopefully, all the bases in Iraq, Kuwait, Syria, etc are buttoned up tight.

Posted by: SMH at January 03, 2020 04:33 AM (RU4sa)

668 I'm not Taking the Bait, Village Idiot's Apprentice. You are allowed to disagree and dislike my commentary without me becoming disagreeable.

I'm just another guy with a keyboard.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 04:33 AM (Ckg4U)

669 Staying with the OPSEC topic for a moment,

Family members have been trying to determine the location of the ship which our son is on.

One of them tells me that there is a fleet tracker at USNI news, and now they can see where the ship is.

I had to tell them that if you can see information that tells you where the ship is, it's because the powers to be want you to have that information.

Whether it is correct or accurate is a completely different story.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 04:33 AM (tT0V4)

670 And, here is AlJazeera online News (print) with live updates on US targeted strike on Soleimani: https://tinyurl.com/v257sw5

Challenge yourself. Compare and contrast to [Name your US News Source]. I'm f'ing embarrassed for US New Media.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 04:33 AM (DRgs8)

671 "I'm a little worried too, yet can't help but smile at the thought of that murderous SOB being splattered all over BIAP.
Hopefully, all the bases in Iraq, Kuwait, Syria, etc are buttoned up tight.
"
-Posted by: SMH at January 03, 2020 04:33 AM (RU4sa)

I will say that the picture of the DroneSplatter makes me smile, just a little... *HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 04:35 AM (Ckg4U)

672 Sorry you took that way Slap.

We both share the same concerns.

What I was asking was a serious question.

Not a waving of the war flag and saying lets kill everybody.

But a simple 'What other options are there"

I personally can not think of any other options that would not contribute to the notion or impression that we are a feckless nation, worthy of derision and contempt.

BUT there may indeed be other options out there. And that was what I was asking.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 04:38 AM (tT0V4)

673 667...Hopefully, all the bases in Iraq, Kuwait, Syria, etc are buttoned up tight.
=======

82 Airborne rolled into Iraq a few hours ago. Will be interesting to learn the extent to which US knew when this was going to go down in advance. Was it a momentary target of opportunity or did we know his schedule in advance? Did Trump make chess moves with US military assets in days before this strike?

In any event, US citizens have been advised to leave Iraq by any means necessary, and to not under any circumstances go to the US embassy in Iraq. Marines have been set up to defend since embassy attack a few days ago, and now that we've whacked Soleimani the entire US Middle East military apparatus is no doubt locking everything down, loading missiles on planes, and getting air strikes ready for primary & tertiary Iranian targets.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 04:39 AM (DRgs8)

674 82 Airborne rolled into Iraq a few hours ago. Will be interesting to learn the extent to which US knew when this was going to go down in advance. Was it a momentary target of opportunity or did we know his schedule in advance? Did Trump make chess moves with US military assets in days before this strike?

---

The units were likely staged in Kuwait, and seems more are on the way to push north if need be.

Posted by: SMH at January 03, 2020 04:42 AM (RU4sa)

675 I still love you @Village Idiot's Apprentice. (One of my Favorite Names, EVAR)

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 04:48 AM (Ckg4U)

676 Its easy to speculate what will happen in the future but its just a guess.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)

677 This is going to be a Shit-Show.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 04:49 AM (Ckg4U)

678 *Yes*, I trust Donald J. Trump. ...but who has his ear right now?

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 04:50 AM (Ckg4U)

679 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/
325999319515791360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

"NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!"

That's my President from waaaay before he was my president; that's dated 4/21/13.

That old tweet is probably now an impeachy-able offense, too. Can't call Democrat allies, muzzie terrorists, dumb bastards; it hurts their widdle feewings.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 04:51 AM (Y8PSl)

680 ...and my "speculation" is "Bullshit". Most of you Get It by now.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 04:52 AM (Ckg4U)

681 "I still love you @Village Idiot's Apprentice. (One of my Favorite Names, EVAR)"


Slap..

And I, you as well.

My crystal ball is in the shop for repairs.
Plus, Trump has basically said..'You know how we used to do shit around here? That shit's all out the window' while sweeping the desktop clear of old plans, ideas, conventions, and such.

It is a time of great uncertainty and concern.

Many points where this can indeed turn into a shit show.

Let's pray that it doesn't.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 04:54 AM (tT0V4)

682 Don't look now, but 4chan has pics all over the place of the strike aftermath.

Let's just say, the effect of a missile strike on a car full of people is a bit messy.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 04:54 AM (DRgs8)

683 It's going to be an interesting day, hearing and reading all the world's responses.

>>*Yes*, I trust Donald J. Trump. ...but who has his ear right now?
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 04:50 AM (Ckg4U)

I trust him, too. And I continue to pray for our him, and that he is guided with the right information.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2020 04:56 AM (892aJ)

684 "but who has his ear right now?"

Somebody looking for an ear?

Posted by: V. van Gogh, Painter (Ret) at January 03, 2020 04:57 AM (tT0V4)

685 "Let's just say, the effect of a missile strike on a car full of people is a bit messy."


$59.99

Call us

Posted by: Earl Sheib at January 03, 2020 04:59 AM (tT0V4)

686 Good to "see" you Slap!

Wish I could hang here, but way late.

Prayers continue for our troops, and for all of you to have a minimally stressful day

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2020 05:01 AM (892aJ)

687 684...Somebody looking for an ear?
=======

"Looks like he fell out of the freedom tree and hit every branch on the way down."

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 05:01 AM (DRgs8)

688 On the plus side, I do take great comfort in hearing the lamentations of our enemies the Left.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:02 AM (tT0V4)

689 Somebody looking for an ear?
Posted by: V. van Gogh, Painter (Ret) at January 03, 2020 04:57 AM (tT0V4)

Yes, and arms,legs, pretty much the works

Posted by: Humpty Soleimani at January 03, 2020 05:02 AM (4X5xS)

690 "Yes, and arms,legs, pretty much the works "

[ ] Slap hot iron to it!!

[ ] Rub some dirt it

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:04 AM (tT0V4)

691 The 'on' was there

I swear it was

Must have fell off.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:05 AM (tT0V4)

692 689 Somebody looking for an ear?
======

Does this go here or there, or with that one or this one?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 05:05 AM (DRgs8)

693 "Does this go here or there, or with that one or this one?"

Remember 'Toy Story'?

Mr Potato Head.

The kid that put dolls together with different parts.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:07 AM (tT0V4)

694

Just got here.
Read the post.
Two takaways.

The world is a better place.

votermom is going to be offered a spot at the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 05:08 AM (oaepv)

695 That ring picture going around on main stream media? Yea, it's not a close up to get a good shot of the ring.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 05:09 AM (DRgs8)

696 americanthinker.com/us military strike kills major iranian military officials
This General isn't the only hit lately
https://tinyurl.com/sodm7wg

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 05:09 AM (ZCEU2)

697 "votermom is going to be offered a spot at the Babylon Bee. "

Will she remember us, after she hits the big time?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:10 AM (tT0V4)

698 So...what color were the General's eyes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:13 AM (tT0V4)

699 A fabulous luxurious 2020 already. Thank you Mr. President.

Posted by: cowtown at January 03, 2020 05:13 AM (WX+x0)

700

Some pretty unforgetful folks round these parts, VIA.

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 05:14 AM (oaepv)

701 What are all you people doing up anyway?

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 05:16 AM (ZCEU2)

702 "Some pretty unforgetful folks round these parts, VIA."

Yes...yes there are.

And then we have that Sefton guy.

And the Dildo.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:16 AM (tT0V4)

703 Barack Obama hardest hit. Like Soleimani, he didn`t see this coming!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 03, 2020 05:17 AM (yhf6w)

704 698 So...what color were the General's eyes?

Blue? Ace has posted a picture of the General as he appears now in hell at the top of this post.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 03, 2020 05:17 AM (fq0nT)

705 "What are all you people doing up anyway?"

I literally woke up at 0245, with a feeling of something big having taken place.

Logged in and saw the skull.

Been up since.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:17 AM (tT0V4)

706 'Blue? "

For us old boomers the correct spelling is 'Blew...one blew this way, and the other blew that way'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:19 AM (tT0V4)

707 Is pancreas an eye color?

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 05:20 AM (M0u+N)

708 Been up since 2am but wish I wasn't and now I can't.
Have a great day all, heading out the door

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 05:20 AM (ZCEU2)

709 "Is pancreas an eye color?"

Can be, yes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:20 AM (tT0V4)

710 Crazy isn't it?

Our "news" "providers" are less than useless.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 03:52 AM (M0u+N)

But commentary providers and entertainment providers like this commentary provider and entertainment provider is very useful. So says this comment provider.

Posted by: Comment Provider at January 03, 2020 05:21 AM (9jl/W)

711 What's the last thing to go through the Generals mind?

His left tibia.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:21 AM (tT0V4)

712 Later, Skip

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:22 AM (tT0V4)

713 711 *snort*

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 03, 2020 05:22 AM (DRgs8)

714

Mornin' Skip, Mlii, VIA and the rest of yous too.

Skip, will there ever come a day when I don't wake up around this time.
Have to get ace's time machine and ask teej, post May 2021, for the answer to that one.

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 05:23 AM (oaepv)

715 Elite religious scholarship.

Posted by: PG at January 03, 2020 05:24 AM (XGl/k)

716 Does Iraq have single payer healthcare?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:25 AM (tT0V4)

717 So...what color were the General's eyes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:13 AM (tT0V4)


Is 'exploded' an eye color?

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 05:25 AM (Y8PSl)

718 ' You have your spleen in my kidney'

No, you have your kidney in my spleen'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:26 AM (tT0V4)

719 "Is 'exploded' an eye color?"

Let me check with Dr Oz.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:27 AM (tT0V4)

720 In my screenplay, General Soleimani is at this moment in a Saudi interrogation room trying to trade information for his remaining fingers and toes while Iranian militia members are scraping up pieces of an exploded ham for burial.



It's a Little Women reboot.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 03, 2020 05:27 AM (qu1px)

721 It's a Little Women reboot."

Is the General transitioning?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:28 AM (tT0V4)

722 If your enemy is already on an aggressive footing with you, killing its leader isn't going to make things worse. They were already planning to attack, or they were already attacking. All you've done is explode the guy responsible for planning all that. Frankly, that is a Good Thing (TM). In particular, if you had a good reason for the explosion, then there is no real advantage in being more aggressive than they already are.

Posted by: DaveM at January 03, 2020 05:28 AM (WWC3Y)

723

Next up, a reenactment of Clark and Chavez with a laser designator, on a rooftop in Tehran?

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 05:29 AM (oaepv)

724 "Next up, a reenactment of Clark and Chavez with a laser designator, on a rooftop in Tehran?"

I think I know this one...


Rainbow Six?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:31 AM (tT0V4)

725 Any truth to the rumor that the time from the General disembarking the plane at the airport to first missile impact was not very long?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:33 AM (tT0V4)

726 the trump doctrine:

don't fuck with america.

Posted by: mjc at January 03, 2020 05:35 AM (Pg+x7)

727 That tweet from Voter Mom is hilarious. It must have been added by Ace after I left the thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2020 05:35 AM (WI7YS)

728 We've achieved energy independence, we don't need the ME.
...
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at January 03, 2020 05:32 AM (5JMiL)


Hold our beer.

Posted by: 2020 Dem Candidate Field at January 03, 2020 05:36 AM (qu1px)

729 Wouldnt take but a coupla big strategic things in Iran to go boom and the citizens go open open revolt. Tough to do international terrorism when the peasants are hunting you down.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 03, 2020 05:37 AM (WQZ1O)

730 Over at Conservative Treehouse, there is talk that the Iranian general who got his 72 raisins was in Iraq to foment a coup against the current Iraqi government and install an Iranian puppet one. There's also mention that he was in Baghdad to coordinate another attack against the US Embassy since the first attack failed miserably.

If these are true, then the drone strike was very timely.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 05:37 AM (Y8PSl)

731 WAPO calls him most revered. I assume that means nothing left to bury but some toenails and colon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 05:38 AM (JFO2v)

732

VIA gonna make me actually think this early.
Lemme go look at those Clancy titles...

Crap, need to have ace come put up some shelves for me.
It was the one where they had hit us with bio attack at convention.

Rainbow six I think came after.

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 05:38 AM (oaepv)

733 "Hold our beer.
Posted by: 2020 Dem Candidate Field "

Who can really argue against a Party platform of

National Security Through Energy Dependence"

Republicans really have no way to fight that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:39 AM (tT0V4)

734 "If these are true, then the drone strike was very timely."

Unexpectedly!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:41 AM (tT0V4)

735 " I assume that means nothing left to bury but some toenails and colon."

Don't forget the hand...with the gaudy ring on it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:42 AM (tT0V4)

736 Executuve Orders

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 03, 2020 05:42 AM (fYSWT)

737 "Executuve Orders"

I think we have a Winnah

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:44 AM (tT0V4)

738

I may be getting em mixed up.
Iran and Iraq had unified.
Started a war.
After the "take out" press asks "The Ryan Doctrine?" I think.

Executive Orders?
C'mon horde, surely someone here remembers.

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 05:44 AM (oaepv)

739 FFS

Soleimani is its difficult to convey how revered he is in Iran. Imagine the French Foreign Legion, at the height of the French empire. This guy is regarded in Iran as a completely heroic figure, personally very brave, CNN host Fareed Zakaria said.

I was trying to think of somebody, and I was thinking of de Gaulle, Cooper said.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 05:45 AM (JFO2v)

740 And i spell words goodly

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 03, 2020 05:46 AM (fYSWT)

741 Soleimani is its difficult to convey how revered he is in Iran. Imagine the French Foreign Legion, at the height of the French empire. This guy is regarded in Iran as a completely heroic figure, personally very brave, CNN host Fareed Zakaria said.

I was trying to think of somebody, and I was thinking of de Gaulle, Cooper said.



Guess we know what The Meme will be this week.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 05:46 AM (M0u+N)

742 "And i spell words goodly "

Wait till the Day-walkers get here.

Those suckers know some really big words.

And they spelz reel good, two.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:48 AM (tT0V4)

743 Can't wait to see J.J.'s Morning Report this morning.

Should be one for the ages.

And on his birthday, no less.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:49 AM (tT0V4)

744

Thanks 2009Refugee!

Off the top of my head, favorite line from Clancy novel...

Whoa. Stir fry.

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 05:49 AM (oaepv)

745
Those suckers know some really big words.



And they spelz reel good, two.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

=====
Especially that Muldoon.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 03, 2020 05:52 AM (fYSWT)

746 Posted by: Brisco_County_SR at January 03, 2020 02:35 AM (DBPIP)

Really Interesting post at 549. Very inside stuff and understandable. Unlike what we hear from the idiots in the MFM. Thank you.

Posted by: LASue at January 03, 2020 05:55 AM (Ed8Zd)

747 Time for a link to the Sky Screamers yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:55 AM (tT0V4)

748

I'm just glad there ain't no grammer nazis 'round these hear parts.

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 05:56 AM (oaepv)

749 All these comments from the crew that would prefer to arrest some low level youtube video dude for tax evasion after an embassy takeover and murders.

Posted by: DJ at January 03, 2020 05:57 AM (WlKti)

750 "I'm just glad there ain't no grammer nazis 'round these hear parts."

Spellin' Natzys are just as bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 05:57 AM (tT0V4)

751

Thanks LASue.
scroll, scroll, scroll...

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 05:58 AM (oaepv)

752 Steiner...Steiner will come..

Posted by: Zombie General Soleimani at January 03, 2020 05:59 AM (tT0V4)

753
Steiner...Steiner will come..

Posted by: Zombie General Soleimani

----
Riding a Hellfire, like a latter-day Slim Pickens

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 03, 2020 06:01 AM (fYSWT)

754

This is it boys. Nuclear combat, toe to toe with the Ruskies.

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 06:05 AM (oaepv)

755 At some point, somebody is gonna have to clean up the main page sidebar.

It's all blowed to shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 06:06 AM (tT0V4)

756

That was worth the scroll, LASue.

Hope the wall of text, paragraph nazis don't see it.
I just appreciate the info in it.

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 06:07 AM (oaepv)

757 So, I wake up in the wee hours and decide to check in with the ONT, and find it stomped with this flaming skull.

What a country!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2020 06:09 AM (CK4Z0)

758 Are we still known by the friends we keep?

It sorta used to be a thing.


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/353478/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 06:12 AM (tT0V4)

759
The foreign policy of the Democratic Party: those who hate the United States must be understood, sympathized with and apologized for.

The domestic policy of the Democratic Party: those who love the United States must be demonized, attacked and suppressed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2020 06:13 AM (7rVsF)

760 107
I don't think Trump plans on any nation building.

Posted by: Circa

Before you can build, you must demo the shit that is already there.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2020 06:15 AM (ufFY8)

761

Object all you want.
The swamp is worldwide and Iran has been one of their tools since Khomeni.

Trump has surrounded himself with patriot, flag officers who know how to handle this properly.

Chances this got willowed?
>95%

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 06:17 AM (oaepv)

762 LAte to all the info,

But why/how come this chuckle head was in Baghdad anyway?
Does Iraq have an open borders policy?
I could see if he was nailed sneaking over the border, but it's him and a group of assholes at the airport.

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:17 AM (vd8XM)

763 "but it's him and a group of assholes at the airport."

They just wanted to watch CNN?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 06:20 AM (tT0V4)

764 Luckily YaHOOOooo news has moved on.

Top story?

Trans Teen dons swimsuit to show gender surgery scars.

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)

765 They just wanted to watch CNN?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

And get a 10 dollar beer.
Makes sense now

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)

766 "Top story?

Trans Teen dons swimsuit to show gender surgery scars."

Ws this in Iran?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 06:21 AM (tT0V4)

767 "Trans Teen dons swimsuit to show gender surgery scars."

Transitioning Iranian General shows scars from transitioning to pink mist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 06:23 AM (tT0V4)

768 Ws this in Iran?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Ha!

Nope

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

769 Now the Iranians are really really gonna hate us now.
And just after we got them to participate in Secret Santa last year

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

770 He was identified by his secret decoder ring.

Last message was Dont fuck with PDT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v)

771 Ok I clicked to find the surgery scars pics. WTF. It looks like his legs were cut off and reattached. I find it hard to believe that someone that call themselves a doctor would participate in this frankensteinian movement.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 06:29 AM (JFO2v)

772 "I find it hard to believe that someone that call themselves a doctor would participate in this frankensteinian movement."

Can't make an omelette without cutting off and reattaching a few legs.

Or something like that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 06:32 AM (tT0V4)

773 Ok I clicked to find the surgery scars pics. WTF. It looks like his legs were cut off and reattached. I find it hard to believe that someone that call themselves a doctor would participate in this frankensteinian movement.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I'm thinking the doctor didn't have a choice, unlike the human (can I call it a human, I'm not even sure anymore?)

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:33 AM (vd8XM)

774 So, I wake up in the wee hours and decide to check in with the ONT, and find it stomped with this flaming skull.

What a country!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Yeah. It doesn't happen often. .

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 06:36 AM (7/YOc)

775 775 Ok I clicked to find the surgery scars pics. WTF. It looks like his legs were cut off and reattached. I find it hard to believe that someone that call themselves a doctor would participate in this frankensteinian movement.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I'm thinking the doctor didn't have a choice, unlike the human (can I call it a human, I'm not even sure anymore?)
Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:33 AM (vd8XM)

WTF These people are being neutered and destroyed. They will never have orgasms with the brain destroyed by hormones. Ask women that that the pill have changed how they respond to sexual stimulus. They could have just gone gay and maybe found someone to pair with for a chance at happiness.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 06:37 AM (JFO2v)

776 Qasem Suleimani fini.

Posted by: Viator at January 03, 2020 06:39 AM (89mvl)

777 WTF These people are being neutered and destroyed. They will never have orgasms with the brain destroyed by hormones. Ask women that that the pill have changed how they respond to sexual stimulus. They could have just gone gay and maybe found someone to pair with for a chance at happiness.
Posted by: rhennigantx

But this "it" has a TV show about being an "it"
So I'm thinking they ran out of story line and this had to happen.

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:40 AM (vd8XM)

778 So, I wake up in the wee hours and decide to check in with the ONT, and find it stomped with this flaming skull.



What a country!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState





Yeah. It doesn't happen often. .


What a thing to wake up to. One of our sworn enemies joined the Choir Invisible at the request of PDT.

It is a good day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 03, 2020 06:40 AM (HaL55)

779 "Holy City of QUM"? does Anderson know of this?
It's just down CockFosters Lane.

The Solemani's were neighbours,nice family and Lil Casey Quasam was just turning his life around,blowing up cars in my street and beheading and normal kids stuff.He was aiming for HARVARD ....literally ..shame really because their Roast Goat parties were legend...all the kids!(wee goats) were personally raped before Halal-alleujahed on the spit.

Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 06:41 AM (5IHGB)

780 Now this is a good way to wake up.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 03, 2020 06:42 AM (6ZbCd)

781


SDKH.................................

Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 06:43 AM (5IHGB)

782 I now realize why Salami and his fun loving friends were in Baghdad.

It was a meeting of the Villains, Thieves and Scoundrels Union.
Boris Badenov was the featured speaker.
Natasha Nogoodnik was the diversity director

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:43 AM (vd8XM)

783 This is better than Morning Wood.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 06:43 AM (tT0V4)

784 Now the Iranians are really really gonna hate us now.

And just after we got them to participate in Secret Santa last year


Liberty Daily has a link from some nasty goatfucker who declares that celebrating Christmas and New Years is a "crime against islam."

Good. You can all kiss my Christian ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 03, 2020 06:47 AM (HaL55)

785 Today is the first day in the rest of someone else's life.

Posted by: All Hashed Al at January 03, 2020 06:47 AM (Tnijr)

786 784 I now realize why Salami and his fun loving friends were in Baghdad.

It was a meeting of the Villains, Thieves and Scoundrels Union.
Boris Badenov was the featured speaker.
Natasha Nogoodnik was the diversity director
Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:43 AM (vd8XM)

This reminds me of when the Israelis decided to kill every Iranian in the nuke department. They would announce a new head and he would dead with about a month. The favorite was magnetic bombs attached to side of vehicle by motorcyclist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

787 This is better than Morning Wood.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 06:43 AM (tT0V4)


I'm not sure what to say about this!?!

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 06:48 AM (Y8PSl)

788 Good fucking riddance!

I think the greatest thing about Trump is that he just does stuff, instead of hand-wringing over What the Neighbors Will Think. Like, acknowledging Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. The ME will have their panties in a bunch no matter what we do, so why not just do it - which Trump did.

I never would have predicted any of this when I voted for him. I thought he was just another statist, and I was voting purely to cancel out a Hillary voter. Can't wait to vote for him in eleven months.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 03, 2020 06:49 AM (rWZ8Y)

789 SDKH.................................
Posted by: saf



ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 06:49 AM (7/YOc)

790 "I'm not sure what to say about this!?!"


Well, perhaps that is a slight exaggeration.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 06:50 AM (tT0V4)

791 761
The foreign policy of the Democratic Party: those who hate the United States must be understood, sympathized with and apologized for.

The domestic policy of the Democratic Party: those who love the United States must be demonized, attacked and suppressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2020 06:13 AM (7rVsF)


I was going to say something similar to this, but you said it so well, I will just copy it and steal it for later.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 06:53 AM (sy5kK)

792 This is better than Morning Wood.
Obligatory - ZZTop's Woke Up With Wood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzLjb0_v-CM

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 03, 2020 06:54 AM (HaL55)

793 Of course, I get to go to a party tonite, thrown by our (wife's) libby friends. They invited 3 other libby Orangemanbad friends too.

I shall watch and laugh from the sidelines.
I may be biting my tongue in half before the end of it, Or it may be a "Fark you and everyone that looks like you moment"

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:54 AM (vd8XM)

794

"I'm not sure what to say about this!?!"

How 'bout, "That's not what she said."

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 06:55 AM (oaepv)

795
Heard on the streets of Baghdad this morning ..American tourist "Here's 5 QUDs son,get us a Kebab & a Kofeve"




think aboot it ABOO TIT.

Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 06:56 AM (5IHGB)

796 "Obligatory - ZZTop's Woke Up With Wood"

Only the Horde....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 06:56 AM (tT0V4)

797 Academic Agent gives an essay from his father, who was born in Iran.

https://youtu.be/sA6Q1rE7XHo

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 03, 2020 06:57 AM (LxTcq)

798 Well, he should have armed himself, if he decorated his establishment with my friend.

Will Money.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 03, 2020 06:58 AM (E7vND)

799 "This is not a Warning, it is a Treat. Happy New Year!"

Posted by: President Donald F'n Trump at January 03, 2020 07:01 AM (Tnijr)

800 793
761

"The foreign policy of the Democratic Party: those who hate the
United States must be understood, sympathized with and apologized for."


I would add "and funded."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 03, 2020 07:01 AM (IttZ7)

801 Posted by: White Rabbit Object at January 03, 2020 05:32 AM (5JMiL)

Agree

Posted by: clutch at January 03, 2020 07:02 AM (n/goe)

802 Austere Religious Scholars


No, Ace. C'mon, these weren't scholars. *smdh*

These guys were Community Organizers!

Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 07:03 AM (85yEr)

803 53 Soleimani didn't kill himself.
Posted by: illiniwek

ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 07:03 AM (JFO2v)

804 We only made it to the 800s?
Did _all_ of you go to sleep?

Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 07:03 AM (85yEr)

805
Great way to wake up in the morning. Teh Ewok breaks out the flaming skull, while Donks caterwaul about losing an ally.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2020 07:03 AM (eXA4G)

806 How 'bout, "That's not what she said."

Posted by: teej at January 03, 2020 06:55 AM (oaepv)


I'm not making any assumptions.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 07:04 AM (Y8PSl)

807 These guys were Community Organizers!
Posted by: GWB

They'll need to be, now that they look like a jigsaw puzzle

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:04 AM (vd8XM)

808 get us a Kebab a Kofeve"





Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 06:56 AM (5IHGB)


That's "kofveve".

Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 07:05 AM (85yEr)

809

MORNING WOOD >> NORWEGIAN WOOD > PECKERWOOD > WOODY ALLEN > WOODEN HEART.


WOODEN LEGS NEED NOT APPLY.

Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 07:05 AM (5IHGB)

810 Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:04 AM (vd8XM)

Hah!

Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 07:05 AM (85yEr)

811 So will the media (*spit* I know) ever acknowledge that the events that led up to this prove that Obama's (*spit*) policy of giving pallets of cash to the Iranians did not have a positive outcome?


Well, just as soon as Anderson Cooper gets around to it, of course. "Bigger" stories and all...

*spit*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 03, 2020 07:05 AM (IttZ7)

812 I have some Frangelico left, I think a wee bit o' celebratin' is in order.

Time for more covfefe!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 03, 2020 07:06 AM (HaL55)

813 Senator Chris Murphy (D-Iran)

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

814 Re-reading the content and comments of this thread.

This one is truly a classic. For the ages.

And Soleimani didn't kill himself.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 07:06 AM (sy5kK)

815 I'll get the mop.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 03, 2020 07:06 AM (IttZ7)

816 "They'll need to be, now that they look like a jigsaw puzzle"

Pick up the pieces, uh huh.

Posted by: Not Your Average White President at January 03, 2020 07:07 AM (Tnijr)

817 So will the media (*spit* I know) ever acknowledge that the events that led up to this prove that Obama's (*spit*) policy of giving pallets of cash to the Iranians did not have a positive outcome?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Now the Dems are saying "That's not who we are"



Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:07 AM (vd8XM)

818 A spokesman for the Iranian government said the country's top security body would hold an extraordinary meeting shortly to discuss the "criminal act of attack".


Cool, another target

Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 07:08 AM (B7KlG)

819
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2020 07:08 AM (ceIDk)

820 817 I'll get the mop.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 03, 2020 07:06 AM (IttZ7)

Grill scraper/brush would probably work better.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

821 My terminology is advanced as but few here. It does not make me "smart". It simply makes me a Mid-Witted individual with an advanced vocabulary.

People know this.

Just because I can outrun your verbiage doesn't exactly make me a Genius. I'm a Moron and I know it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:08 AM (Ckg4U)

822 I guess the goatfuckers shouldn't have attacked sovereign american soil in Baghdad, huh?

Maybe they forgot that their dogeating friend wasn't in charge anymore?

Posted by: GMan at January 03, 2020 07:09 AM (sxq57)

823 Some would call me lesser and I can't exactly say that I'd disagree with them.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:09 AM (Ckg4U)

824 Our priority must be to avoid another costly war.
___________________

Yeah, Chief Big Lying Bitch, we should just sit back and watch as the Iranians continue killing and plotting to kill our troops and allies. That'll teach 'em not to mess with us!

Or maybe we should send them more plane loads full of cash and gold? That worked great, didn't it? After Obama feted these assholes in the White House and loaded them up with our goodies, they started acting like model citizens -- if model citizens finance terrorism, stir up shit in Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, etc., continually threaten to nuke Israel, and hold daily "Death to America!" rallies.

Obama tried the carrot approach, and the Iranians shoved the carrot up his ass.

Now Trump is using the stick.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:09 AM (k4dH2)

825
Solemani's bodyguard " Keep your shirt on and don't get your hair on fire ,Sully "..........WHOOMPPP!!!

Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 07:09 AM (5IHGB)

826 823 Mid Witted

I think you are a least half to two third witted!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

827 795 Of course, I get to go to a party tonite, thrown by our (wife's) libby friends. They invited 3 other libby Orangemanbad friends too.

I shall watch and laugh from the sidelines.
I may be biting my tongue in half before the end of it, Or it may be a "Fark you and everyone that looks like you moment"
Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 06:54 AM (vd8XM)
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If you are always the doormat in these situations holding your tongue and they never lay off the gas pedal in your presence, knowing your stance, I'd go with the "Fark you and everyone that looks like you moment". Just to change it up. You are getting gangbanged and they know it and think it's funny. Don't act like the GOPe.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 03, 2020 07:10 AM (VYwSh)

828 Step 1. Get Gitmo ready for a large influx of enemy combatants.
Step 2. Trump informs the Democrats that he will protect the country from enemies both "foreign and domestic", with the emphasis on "domestic".
Step 3. Profit.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 03, 2020 07:11 AM (IttZ7)

829 Obama tried the carrot approach, and the Iranians shoved the carrot up his ass.

Now Trump is using the stick.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Obama will now say that it was him that started the death of these a-holes. "after all, someone had to give them the carrot to begin with!"

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:12 AM (vd8XM)

830 Threat level raised to promise kept.

DFWPDT.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 03, 2020 07:12 AM (XLVdH)

831 >>Good fucking riddance!



I think the greatest thing about Trump is that he just does stuff, instead of hand-wringing over What the Neighbors Will Think.


THIS.I've seen retweets of a Trump tweet a year or so ago in all caps telling Khomeni: DON'T EVER THREATEN THE US AGAIN Or THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES (praphrased) -- plus Khomeni's tweet from a few days ago where he, yep, threatened Trump and 'you can't do anything'.
There is no "don't call my bluff"/cross an imaginary red line with Trump. He just did what he said he would do.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2020 07:12 AM (bDqIh)

832 Iraq's Sadr reactivates anti-US 'Mahdi Army' after US strike: tweet

Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 07:12 AM (X5CsJ)

833 Good morning. What marvelous news and reactions to wake up to. Voter Mom already made my day!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 03, 2020 07:12 AM (MHHCZ)

834 Obama tried the carrot approach, and the Iranians shoved the carrot up his ass.





Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:09 AM (k4dH2)


And he very likely enjoyed it.

NTTATWWT

Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 07:13 AM (85yEr)

835 "I think you are a least half to two third witted!"
-Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

*HAH!* A One-thirty I.Q. will never get me into M.E.N.S.A. meetings.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:13 AM (Ckg4U)

836 The Iranians will come after us with everything they have. An Evinrude powered navy, an air force down to depending on O'Reilly's for spare parts, and an army that marches like the Rockettes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2020 07:14 AM (C1Lsn)

837
Honestly, I never thought I would see the day when leaders of one of the two major political parties would stand up against the President killing a terrorist that has been directly responsible for the killing of hundreds of US service personnel, and thousands of innocents.


They hate Trump, and really us, more than I thought. They are effing crazy. It's like the Democrats are rooting for Mussolini.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 07:14 AM (sy5kK)

838 All day today the traitorous left will spread

Fear

Uncertainty, and

Doubt.

Don't be fooled.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2020 07:14 AM (EZebt)

839

YIKES if they NUKE IRAN where am I gonna get my PISTACHIOS.

Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 07:14 AM (5IHGB)

840 If you are always the doormat in these situations holding your tongue and they never lay off the gas pedal in your presence, knowing your stance, I'd go with the "Fark you and everyone that looks like you moment". Just to change it up. You are getting gangbanged and they know it and think it's funny. Don't act like the GOPe.
Posted by: Groundhog

I never have shown my colors. My wife and I do not discuss politics amongst these people. They probably think I'm as brain dead as they are. If it was up to me? I would have said fark you along time ago. I keep quite to insure domestic harmony

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:14 AM (vd8XM)

841 Tehran has summoned the Swiss envoy responsible for representing US interests after targeted assasination of #Soleimani.

Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 07:15 AM (X5CsJ)

842 I don't think this is the right time but I have to deliver a psa at
this point. Unless you like really bad flavors and really don't like
bourbon, do not ever buy Knob Creek Smoked Maple.

Even
if you drink this stuff with butter topped pancakes it will not do the
trick. I keep trying to mix this with real knob Creek bourbon and it
still does not work.

I realize flavored
bourbons and whiskies are hot right now. Hell, there is a peanut butter
flavored whiskey on the market. Someone told me that if you get it and
mix it with Chambord, it is like a PBJ sandwich. There are a bunch
of other flavored whiskies out there now but all i have tried are
dreck.
You would think that a high priced
whiskey such as Knob Creek would be the exception, but you would be
wrong. At least I know what I am getting if I go with a Beam apple. It
will be crap and taste like fake apple flavor. But I have tried the
Knob Creek and wanted to like it. They call it smoked maple but there
is no smoke at all and the maple is sickly. I tried adding more bourbon
but that only made more bad booze.

Opinions
vary and if you like bad tasting maple flavors, this might be ok if
overpriced. I wont try a straight shot at this point because it no
longer matters. But I recall a straight poor of this stuff reminds me
of Drambuie, but much, much worse.

If you
really like maple flavors, get some bourbon and mix in a maple syrup
and water concotion Don't ever try to dilute this stuff with the real thing as you will only be throwing good Bourbon after bad.. Again I
wanted to like this stuff but that is not possible. My guess is at
least one cob will agree with me.

Posted by: Quint at January 03, 2020 07:15 AM (n13/j)

843 The Iranians have a Lot of troops, two frigates and a Rather-Large Chicken-Hauler.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:15 AM (Ckg4U)

844 Let's just say that was a strongly worded letter from Donnie Two Scoops.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:16 AM (M0u+N)

845 The question is...

Why shouldn't Chris Murphy be prosecuted as a traitorous pr*ck?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2020 07:16 AM (EZebt)

846 *HAH!* A One-thirty I.Q. will never get me into M.E.N.S.A. meetings.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:13 AM

How about your I.Q. at 7:13 AM?

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:17 AM (vd8XM)

847 After this proves to be no only the right thing to do, but wildly popular with the American people, can't wait to see how Dems switch from denouncing Trumps recklessness to "this is what we have been telling Trump to do for months."

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2020 07:17 AM (MxEKc)

848

Carrot or the Stick ...Anderson?


yuk yuk That's ALL FOLKS.....................

Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 07:17 AM (5IHGB)

849 ...they also have an enormous Intelligence Operation. That's why I wonder about our Troops. That's where my "concern-trolling" lies.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:17 AM (Ckg4U)

850 Sure, Ace waits until I go to bed to start the blogging.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 07:18 AM (oVJmc)

851 Suggested music for Soleimani's funeral:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8vTHgVxiKM

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 03, 2020 07:18 AM (VDbGO)

852 "How about your I.Q. at 7:13 AM?"
-Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:17 AM (vd8XM)

~100

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:18 AM (Ckg4U)

853 Posted by: Quint at January 03, 2020 07:15 AM (n13/j)


Dang, what a Debby Downer on this thread of joy.

Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 07:19 AM (85yEr)

854 +/- one Standard Deviation.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:19 AM (Ckg4U)

855 If you
really like maple flavors, get some bourbon and mix in a maple syrup
and water concotion Don't ever try to dilute this stuff with the real thing as you will only be throwing good Bourbon after bad.. Again I
wanted to like this stuff but that is not possible. My guess is at
least one cob will agree with me.
Posted by: Quint

I avoid all of the flavored alcohols. I believe it is a lesser alcohol, mixed with flavor that they still charge top dollar for.
Like flavored coffee beans

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:20 AM (vd8XM)

856 OK, can we talk?

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at January 03, 2020 07:21 AM (sWM8x)

857 This is beautiful - killed in Baghdad - even LIVs in our country and beyond get this is a clean hit. All scores were settled today.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 03, 2020 07:21 AM (xceTB)

858 Merkel and Macron have both soiled themselves about now.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 03, 2020 07:21 AM (XLVdH)

859 Again I
wanted to like this stuff but that is not possible. My guess is at
least one cob will agree with me.
Posted by: Quint at January 03, 2020 07:15 AM (n13/j)


That's a big 10-4, boss.

I don't like flavored potato chips, either, for the same reason. Just like my bourbon, I want my potato chips to taste like potatoes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 07:21 AM (sy5kK)

860 I want my Bourbon "flavored" like Bourbon and my Covfefe "flavored" like Covfefe.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:22 AM (Ckg4U)

861 they also have an enormous Intelligence Operation. That's why I wonder about our Troops. That's where my "concern-trolling" lies.

Not going back and re-reading all 850ish posts, but if you're talking about Iran, yeah, they *had* an enormous intelligence operation buuuut:

A) This guy, the one that spontaneously attracted a hellfire missle, was the *head* of that intelligence operation. Likely putting the entire thing into chaos.

B) How good is *our* massive intelligence operation? We knew this asshole was with a bunch of other high value assholes when we blew them to tiny little pieces. My guess is that they had no idea we knew exactly where they all were.

Posted by: GMan at January 03, 2020 07:23 AM (sxq57)

862 G-D Bless PDT and G-D Bless America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:23 AM (cEsBM)

863 ^^ Pedant GBW you don't know your Mesopotamian Arabic they spell it "KOFEVE" now go roast yer beans.............

Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 07:23 AM (5IHGB)

864 AGM-114 makes a hell of a mess- doesn't it?

Rest in pieces, dirtbag.

This guy is responsible for more American soldiers death and injuries than any other person in the ME. Here's a little perspective. The groups in Iraq didn't k ow how to make IED's or shape charges until this asshole aided and abetted them. He helped trim and provide material that was actively used to wage war against u sin the ME and recently in AFG.

I hope it hurt, fucker.

To the Democrats, fuck your mothers in their whore mouths. Every single statement was prefaced with a "but". The president is CiNC and responsible for any clear and present danger. He doesn't need your lame Impeachment, terrorist coddling asses to make these calls. Especially since your effeminate jackass president awarded these fuckers cash prizes for killing our guys. Eat a gain bag of dicks.

I can tell you the celebrations last night among active and retired troopers was bigger than New Years.

They want to escalate? Game on, assholes. They've been doing that for years anyway.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 07:23 AM (3inwt)

865 State department issued a "don't travel to Iraq" statement for US citizens.

Crap, I gotta redo my Spring Break plans

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:23 AM (vd8XM)

866 > 864 G-D Bless PDT and G-D Bless America
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:23 AM (cEsBM)



Amen.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 03, 2020 07:24 AM (MHHCZ)

867 Iran names new Military Leader or as we call him a

Target of Opportunity

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:24 AM (cEsBM)

868 My Pedantry is unavoidable and I'll take my lumps for it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:24 AM (Ckg4U)

869 862 I want my Bourbon "flavored" like Bourbon and my Covfefe "flavored" like Covfefe.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:22 AM (Ckg4U)

mint mocha pumpkin spice christmas tree sweat hog flavored covfefe is fucking stupid!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 07:24 AM (JFO2v)

870 853 Suggested music for Soleimani's funeral:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8vTHgVxiKM
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 03, 2020 07:18 AM (VDbGO)


or a lighter alternative:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 07:25 AM (sy5kK)

871 America. Fuck yeah.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 07:25 AM (oVJmc)

872 Okay... not "unavoidable", but I roll in it like a dog in a nasty smell.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:26 AM (Ckg4U)

873 MORNING WOOD >> NORWEGIAN WOOD > PECKERWOOD > WOODY ALLEN > WOODEN HEART.


WOODEN LEGS NEED NOT APPLY.
Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 07:05 AM (5IHGB)


Speaking of wood, Suleimani's didn't fare too well.

https://tinyurl.com/somtm98

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 03, 2020 07:26 AM (1s2j5)

874 To the Democrats, fuck your mothers in their whore mouths. Every single statement was prefaced with a "but". The president is CiNC and responsible for any clear and present danger. He doesn't need your lame Impeachment, terrorist coddling asses to make these calls. Especially since your effeminate jackass president awarded these fuckers cash prizes for killing our guys. Eat a gain bag of dicks.

Hesco Gypsy for Press Secretary!!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:26 AM (vd8XM)

875 Allah be praised!


Am I doing this right?

Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2020 07:27 AM (Tnijr)

876 "mint mocha pumpkin spice christmas tree sweat hog flavored covfefe is fucking stupid!"
-Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 07:24 AM (JFO2v)

"I don't know why I dance. I just do"
-Vinnie Barbarino

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:28 AM (Ckg4U)

877 He doesn't need your lame Impeachment, terrorist coddling asses to make these calls. Especially since your effeminate jackass president awarded these fuckers cash prizes for killing our guys. Eat a gain bag of dicks.
_____________

This.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:28 AM (k4dH2)

878 Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 07:23 AM (5IHGB)


LOL

-- -- -- --
your lame Impeachment, terrorist coddling asses

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 07:23 AM (3inwt)

Limpeachment? I like it.

Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 07:28 AM (85yEr)

879 I wonder if Iraqi Single Payer Healthcare contributed to the unfortunate and unexpected loss of the General.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 07:28 AM (tT0V4)

880 Sometimes a flaming skull is in fact a flaming skull.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 03, 2020 07:28 AM (Kj2zW)

881 Conversation I so want to happen:

(ring)

Nancy Pelosi "Hello?

President Trump: "Nancy, this is Donald, your President."

Pelosi: "What do you want?"

Trump: "I've just had a room at Gitmo all prepared for you. If you cross me on this Iran thing, I'll get the Secret Service to drag you there, but first I'll have them pry that gavel from your shriveled claws, cuff you, and perp walk you from the floor of the House. Are we clear?

(line goes dead).


Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 03, 2020 07:28 AM (IttZ7)

882 By the way, there is a great picture out there from Iraqi social media of Salami's burnt hand with his signature ring on it- which is apparently all that is left that wouldn't fit in a dustbin. Which is as they say "too bad".

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 07:28 AM (3inwt)

883 J.J. must be whipping up a doozie.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 07:28 AM (tT0V4)

884 For reference, here is Kim Ghattas' thread archived at threadreader:

https://tinyurl.com/ue7g2re

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2020 07:29 AM (NVYyb)

885 I wonder if Iraqi Single Payer Healthcare contributed to the unfortunate and unexpected loss of the General.


Extremely not insured.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:29 AM (M0u+N)

886 lol votermom's tweet!

Posted by: sinalco at January 03, 2020 07:29 AM (yODqO)

887 The mullahs have seen their last New Year in Tehran. The Iranian people will be free. Justice will come swifter than it came to Ceacescu.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2020 07:29 AM (EZebt)

888 I've spent a lot of time in Qatar recently, lots of wealthy Iranians there, Les emigres?

Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 07:29 AM (B7KlG)

889 Sometimes a flaming skull is in fact a flaming skull.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 03, 2020 07:28 AM (Kj2zW)

Bravo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:30 AM (cEsBM)

890
Quint, everybody, if you want maple and alcohol, Woodchuck seasonal hard cider called Spring is...a breakfast drink. Tastes like it MUST be paired with pancakes.

And I love me some knob creek, but this flavoring craze is just crap.

Posted by: Gooshy at January 03, 2020 07:30 AM (drhIO)

891 869 Iran names new Military Leader or as we call him a

Target of Opportunity
_____________

Or maybe just "Next."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:30 AM (k4dH2)

892 882 Sometimes a flaming skull is in fact a flaming skull.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 03, 2020 07:28 AM (Kj2zW)

===

Threadwinner

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2020 07:30 AM (EZebt)

893 842 If you are always the doormat in these situations holding your tongue and they never lay off the gas pedal in your presence, knowing your stance, I'd go with the "Fark you and everyone that looks like you moment". Just to change it up. You are getting gangbanged and they know it and think it's funny. Don't act like the GOPe.
Posted by: Groundhog

I never have shown my colors. My wife and I do not discuss politics amongst these people. They probably think I'm as brain dead as they are. If it was up to me? I would have said fark you along time ago. I keep quite to insure domestic harmony
Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:14 AM (vd8XM)
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You are in a tough place then. I prefer to be thought of as a dick to just get it out of the way. That way you work from that as a starting point.
It does make for some interesting and many times "One time" encounters though.

Ideally what should happen, is everyone tones it down when encountering each other from that point on. I know I would. I also know if I did and they knew my stance yet they persisted, it would be a "Fark you" from me, or "You go, I'll pass. Have fun with your dick friends."

Posted by: Groundhog at January 03, 2020 07:31 AM (VYwSh)

894 I missed votermom's tweet. Is it in the post?

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:31 AM (Ckg4U)

895 I remember during the 2016 election of a discussion from the experts that Trump did not know the difference between Shia terrorist and Suni terrorist.

I am paraphrasing it but Trump response was "If they try to kill Amercans, I will kill them"

THIS

Iranians stormed the American embassy to get a response, take notes

Posted by: Picric at January 03, 2020 07:31 AM (nonGu)

896 Amazing the Dems are still carrying these people's water. At what point do lamp posts become a feature not a bug?

Posted by: rammajamma at January 03, 2020 07:31 AM (xceTB)

897 Pedant ya missed "COVFEFE " above....slipping much....


it's like OCD now your gonna freak all day.

wash them hands "DID I?" put the stove OFF !!???

DOORS LOCKED!!!! get butter soon there's an easy one, yes I wanted a coma there Bite bite....

Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 07:31 AM (5IHGB)

898 884 By the way, there is a great picture out there from Iraqi social media of Salami's burnt hand with his signature ring on it- which is apparently all that is left
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One of the reports says that's how they identified him. The rest of him was apparently goo.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 07:32 AM (sWM8x)

899 It isn't in the Post. I missed votermom's tweet.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:32 AM (Ckg4U)

900 Dang, what a Debby Downer on this thread of joy.



Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 07:19 AM (85yEr)

I hear ya, I thought about that but I just had to get it out. I would not have been true to myself if I let this fester. -------
I avoid all of the flavored alcohols. I believe it is a lesser alcohol, mixed with flavor that they still charge top dollar for.

Like flavored coffee beans



Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:20 AM (vd8XM)

They usually use the flavoring as an excuse to water it down and give you a lower ABV version. This is particularly true with flavored vodkas. But the Knob Creek Smoked Maple is 90 proof. Sure it is lower than what they normally offer but still it is reasonable. They might use lesser booze but I think they take the 100 proof, water it down a bit, and ruin it with horrible maple flavors.

I get your point for sure. I think the same thing about pre-marinated meats as the super market. They are not going to choose their best cuts to marinate with whatever, that would be illogical. But as for Knob Creek, I think they take good bourbon and ruin it. Someone said these companies do this to try to attract non whiskey drinkers. That makes sense I guess but I am telling you this stuff is bad.

There is a video on youtube where a whiskey reviewer takes a sip of this stuff and then proceeds to poor the entire bottle out. I thought the guy was being a pompous ass but I was wrong.

Posted by: Quint at January 03, 2020 07:32 AM (n13/j)

901 Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) is complaining about President Donald Trumps attack Thursday on Iranian general Qassem Soleimani in Iraq just two days after complaining that Trump was impotent to respond to Iranian attacks.

Murphy, who serves on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, tweeted on Tuesday: The attack on our embassy in Baghdad is horrifying but predictable. Trump has rendered America impotent in the Middle East. No one fears us, no one listens to us. America has been reduced to huddling in safe rooms, hoping the bad guys will go away. What a disgrace.

Proof Positive that ignorant assholes should keep their yaps shut.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:32 AM (cEsBM)

902 844 I don't think this is the right time but I have to deliver a psa at this point. Unless you like really bad flavors and really don't like bourbon, do not ever buy Knob Creek Smoked Maple.

Quint,

Of all the tragedies to recently hit the bourbon communiity (collapse of the rickhouse in Bardstown, KY, loss of 45,000 barrels of Jim Beam to a warehouse fire), the worst is this self-inflicted assault on America's taste buds through making flavored whiskeys. Bourbon shouldn't taste like maple syrup, or apples, or cinnamon. Bourbon should taste like grain, and oak, and char. That the boys at Knob Creek have wasted their excellent whiskey by mixing it with maple syrup is enough to make me weep.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 03, 2020 07:33 AM (VDbGO)

903 I'll be okay @saf.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:33 AM (Ckg4U)

904 bbq d hand

https://tinyurl.com/v88s55p

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

905 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What have we here!? What a greeting this morning. The. Flaming. Skull. I don't know who this Salami guy was. Never heard of him before for some reason...I don't think. But judging by the reactions from the Left, it is a good thing...a very good thing he's been vaporized. We have an awesome president. An actual president. One who isn't afraid of their own shadow, and one who doesn't tap dance around terrorists. Oh, I do already dread the wails this will bring forth from all the usual corners of our very own American anti-Americans.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 03, 2020 07:33 AM (JoUsr)

906 White Rabbit Object

You just cut'n'pasted the same comment from earlier.

BTW it's a refinery not "oilfields".

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:34 AM (M0u+N)

907 Who invite Neville Chamberlin to this blog?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:34 AM (cEsBM)

908 903 We should drop a pallet of AKs and Claymores in key neighborhoods in Tehran and Isfahan and go long popcorn futures,

Posted by: rammajamma at January 03, 2020 07:34 AM (xceTB)

909 " The rest of him was apparently goo."

He successfully transitioned.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 07:34 AM (tT0V4)

910 Ideally what should happen, is everyone tones it down when encountering each other from that point on. I know I would. I also know if I did and they knew my stance yet they persisted, it would be a "Fark you" from me, or "You go, I'll pass. Have fun with your dick friends."
Posted by: Groundhog

The two friends are so libby they were going to have an Election Party in 1984
They had all the stuff set up at their apartment for the bid to do, and election was called before they got home from work.
I wish I would have known them then

HA!!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 03, 2020 07:35 AM (vd8XM)

911 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What have we here!? What a greeting this morning. The. Flaming. Skull. I don't know who this Salami guy was. Never heard of him before for some reason...I don't think. But judging by the reactions from the Left, it is a good thing...a very good thing he's been vaporized. We have an awesome president. An actual president. One who isn't afraid of their own shadow, and one who doesn't tap dance around terrorists. Oh, I do already dread the wails this will bring forth from all the usual corners of our very own American anti-Americans.
Posted by: Lady in Black


I really don't think anyone on the Left ever heard of him either.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:35 AM (M0u+N)

912 Quint, everybody, if you want maple and alcohol,
Woodchuck seasonal hard cider called Spring is...a breakfast drink.
Tastes like it MUST be paired with pancakes.



And I love me some knob creek, but this flavoring craze is just crap.



Posted by: Gooshy at January 03, 2020 07:30 AM (drhIO)

that reminds me that there is a maple cider I like. I have not had it in some time and it is pretty sweet but it is still a reasonable drink. It is called Crispin "The Saint".
Maybe i should not review angry but I really don't like the knob. They charge so much for it for no good reason. Some like it I guess but I am giving my honest review.

Posted by: Quint at January 03, 2020 07:36 AM (n13/j)

913 Le NOOD

It be here.


And shit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4)

914 901 It isn't in the Post. I missed votermom's tweet.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:32 AM (Ckg4U)

It is the last content before the comments. right there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 07:37 AM (sy5kK)

915 903
Oh jeez, now Graham is talking about blowing up Iranian oil fields if Iran retaliates.

These war mongereres are out of fucking control.

They want to get us into a hot war with Iran.

Which would mean us not leaving the region ever.

We have got to get the fuck out of the region now.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at January 03, 2020 07:32 AM (5JMiL)
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I think Grahamnesty's statement was spot-on. Obliterating Iran's only oil refinery would be a good response to any further provocations.

And you might want to invest in a crying rag.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 03, 2020 07:37 AM (sWM8x)

916 WTF do you think has been going on in the ME for years? It hasn't been a hot war for a long time. It's been asymmetric warfare for years now led by assholes like this Stain on the Tarmac.

Now we fight back and make them pay for every attack. They can't afford that. We can.

There is no way we are going to exit the ME. Our interests are too broad and we need to fight them over there or else we will be fighting them here.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 07:38 AM (3inwt)

917 Who invite Neville Chamberlin to this blog?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2020 07:34 AM (cEsBM)

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If anyone needs their tears wiped away, please let us know.

Mrs. Franpsycho suggested that Roseanne Barr could offer comfort to poor ValJar. Who must be weepy this morning.


Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2020 07:39 AM (EZebt)

918

I heard McCAIN is gonna squish ! over so Solemani can get an Honorable Burial @ Arlington.


if anyone can SQUISH it's McCAIN.

Posted by: saf at January 03, 2020 07:39 AM (5IHGB)

919 I guess the goatfuckers shouldn't have attacked sovereign american soil in Baghdad, huh?



Maybe they forgot that their dogeating friend wasn't in charge anymore?


Posted by: GMan at January 03, 2020 07:09 AM

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I personally would not put it outside the realm of possibility that some democrats told Iran that they would not back any resolutions against their Country if they attacked the embassy to make Trump look bad. Or possibly to make Trump overreact and give them more impeachment ammo.


Wasn't john "I served in Vietnam" kerry just in Vienna chatting with the Iranians a few weeks ago?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2020 07:40 AM (JUOKG)

920 "It is the last content before the comments. right there."
-Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 07:37 AM (sy5kK)

Got it! I don't know how to read Twitter. I'm such a Boomer.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:40 AM (Ckg4U)

921 Later, Morons!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:41 AM (Ckg4U)

922 I guess maybe he should have stayed in, you know, Iran.

Funny thing, we're allowed to pop squadies planting IED's, but the guy directing those attacks, he's off limits?

Sure.

Maybe if we'd sent him a couple dozen pallets of freshly printed American currency under cover of darkness at a remote airfield, he'd have backed off the IED attacks for a week or two and we'd have "Peace in these 10 minutes" like we had under President Bozo Bigears.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 03, 2020 07:41 AM (aJkzG)

923 Trump has rendered America impotent in the Middle East. No one fears us, no one listens to us. America has been reduced to huddling in safe rooms, hoping the bad guys will go away. What a disgrace.
________________

That's a pretty accurate description of the Obama years, except he left out the part where Obama used plane loads of our cash and gold, and invited terrorist fucks to be feted in the White House, in his efforts to appease the Iranians into not killing us and our allies.

Obama's "lets be friends" strategy did nothing but further embolden these vicious freaks, and our money helped finance their continuing terrorist activities.

There's only one way to deal with people like this, and Trump clearly understands that. Thank providence that he is our president now, and not the cowardly weasel Obama, who would have apologized to the "mourners" who stormed our embassy, and invited them in for tea and cookies, before gifting them with a goody bag courtesy of U.S. taxpayers after they'd finished raping and pillaging inside.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 03, 2020 07:43 AM (k4dH2)

924 I don't like flavored potato chips, either, for the
same reason. Just like my bourbon, I want my potato chips to taste
like potatoes.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2020 07:21 AM (sy5kK)

same with cider. The "craft guys" keep trying to be innovative by adding hops, whatever that flower they keep adding to everything, and cranking up the alcohol percentage. I want my cider to taste like cider. It should be 5 percent abv and taste like apples. JMO there.

Posted by: Quint at January 03, 2020 07:49 AM (n13/j)

925 This makes me think of the meme of "Peppa Pig Jigsaw Puzzle" written over a package of bacon.

Somewhere in Iran is a funeral director thinking "dang I will have to pay overtime for this job."

Posted by: Picric at January 03, 2020 07:52 AM (nonGu)

926 G-D Bless PDT and G-D Bless America

More Amens!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 03, 2020 07:53 AM (HaL55)

927 837 "I think you are a least half to two third witted!"
-Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

*HAH!* A One-thirty I.Q. will never get me into M.E.N.S.A. meetings.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 03, 2020 07:13 AM (Ckg4U)


Maxwell Smart: "Missed it by that much!"

Posted by: Michael Jackson's Ghost at January 03, 2020 08:14 AM (X/P8e)

928 Sigh...

*This* the Ace I've come to know and love... now *that's* a posting!

Posted by: GuyFromNH at January 03, 2020 08:56 AM (Gs5TH)

929 844

There are only three flavors of bourbon: high-rye, wheated, and corn.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 03, 2020 09:25 AM (xmKbk)

930 Thanks PDT. I've been waiting 41 years for someone to set these assholes on fire. see Obama and Jimmy? this is how you defend an embassy, you mincing faggots.

and to those saying this means war: you better hope not motherfucker, because PDT likes to win WWII style, and he will set you on fire too.

Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 10:08 AM (nFwvY)

931 Maybe appeasement should be given anther chance. If the Iranian's are so desperate for nukes, maybe we should send them some.

Posted by: "Here catch" as he the pin from the gernade. at January 03, 2020 11:17 AM (ZTDnL)

932 Appears that Suleimani has spread himself rather thin in the middle east.

Posted by: Buffalobob at January 03, 2020 01:18 PM (RNoZj)

933 68 comments to go and see u all stopped?

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2020 03:12 PM (ZCEU2)

934 Yay! We killed another Middle Eastern terrorist leader, but there are 10 waiting to take his position. We need to decide what type of war we're fighting over there. If we're fighting a war of attrition then we're going way to slow, so let's go ahead and pull out the nukes, or we're fighting a war for the hearts and the minds.

We're doing a really poor job of that one too. We're basically fighting the Crusades over again. They went over fought, took territory and built crusader forts, little pieces of Europe where they lived, but generally they didn't change anything outside those forts. It was a hugely expensive waste of time. We aren't good at forced conversion, but Muslims are. We are not prepared to do it the way they do it. So we're stuck with this impossible task that we have no idea how to complete.

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