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Lee Smith: The Russiagate Crime is Still In Progress

His article is both a review of the Fusion GPS book, Crime in Progress, trying to sway their upcoming juries and on the media's eager participation in the conspiracy.

Then again, -the Fusion GPS book's] intended audience is not the public, but the large ensemble of media operatives who helped stage Russiagate. Crime in Progress is a promptbook in case the players blow their lines, especially now the spotlight is on their unsuccessful performances.

The anti-Trump plotters are under new pressures from US attorney John Durham’s criminal investigation and the Department of Justice report on FISA abuses in the FBI investigation. These implicate as lawbreakers not only former senior officials, but also the media accomplices who facilitated crimes by leaking classified information.

Durham's investigation and the DOJ inspector general’s audit probably won't convince journalists to reassess the Trump-Russia narrative in which they have invested the prestige and fortunes of the media. But there are signs that the media is starting to feel the cost of dumping poison into the information ecosystem.
Large parts of the public say they struggle to judge the big events shaping their lives. With impeachment in the news, readers and viewers confess they do not know whether there is merit to the allegations that Trump bribed or extorted the Ukrainian president, or to whatever charges Representative Adam Schiff & Co. are cooking up to dirty Trump before the 2020 election.

The New York Times touchingly reports a reader's complaint: 'I don't know that '’m getting the facts from the media right now.' But the journalists can't imagine why Americans say they’re in the dark. The Washington Post's media columnist Margaret Sullivan even blames the public for no longer trusting outlets like hers, which published Fusion GPS's Trump-Russia nonsense. For the philosophers at Vox, it’s 'tribal epistemology', or listening only to your own side -- which explains why, after three years of Russiagate, news consumers are not falling for Ukrainegate.

It wasn't Fox News that spent $40 million and hired dozens of DOJ lawyers and FBI agents for a special counsel investigation that found no evidence of collusion. It was former FBI director Robert Mueller. It's hardly breaking news that much of the US public distrusts an openly politicized press. What's changed is that half of America has seen evidence that the media participated in a political operation to topple the president they elected.

Team Collusion's strategy is to keep feeding exculpatory fan fiction into the news cycle so as to discredit the inspector general's report and Durham’s investigation as politicized attacks on upright public servants. Selling this narrative requires unit cohesion.

Read the whole thing. He notes that the Fusion GPS book is the latest effort at enforcing unit cohesion among his media propaganda arm.

And, by the way, always remember that Fusion GPS has admitted that it straight-up pays "journalists," but won't say which ones it pays.

It claims it pays these "journalists" for " " " " " research " " " " " but I suspect the money is really being paid to get these "journalists" to write up Fusion's fictions in the press.

It may not be an explicit quid pro quo transaction. It may be more like: The reporter wants to do favors for Fusion GPS because every three months Fusion pays them for a very easy make-work " " " " research " " " " job, and so when Fusion asks them to plant one of their conspiracy theory fictions, they naturally want to please the guy giving them money.

Giving them money, ostensibly for other reasons.

But come on -- when you're on the take, you're on the take.

And in addition to the let's-pretend-this-isn't-straight-bribery angle: I have to imagine many (most?) of our despicable, morally rotten Marxist-but-greedy press corps would just straight up take Fusion money to plant smears and write absurd defenses of them, with no need of any pretense or CYA plausible deniability.


Posted by: Ace at 03:37 PM




Comments

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1 Nood

Posted by: ... at January 02, 2020 03:36 PM (EI35j)

2 Hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 03:36 PM (2Y1kI)

3 meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 03:37 PM (d7Ww2)

4 The accomplishments of Trump's first term are amazing.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2020 03:37 PM (KNsKs)

5 For the philosophers at Vox, it's 'tribal epistemology'
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The Left will come up with a name for anything. This term means "they don't believe our bullshit".

Posted by: ... at January 02, 2020 03:37 PM (EI35j)

6 willowed ot

we went to Ikea
they have special parking/charging spots for electric vehicles.
there was a Tesla there

why would a Tesla owner shop at Ikea?

Posted by: vmom wishing all a great new decade at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM (G546f)

7 Russiagate...the ACME Industries of crime.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM (axyOa)

8 Lee Smith was a lights out closer for the Cubbies back in the 80's

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM (FZYNt)

9 Hey WaPo, how is that Sarah Palin email project working out for you?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM (Boy/L)

10 It never ends...

Posted by: Allie at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM (sm6Pk)

11 Top 10 and asleep..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 02, 2020 03:39 PM (+ldAm)

12 Read the whole thing. He notes that the Fusion GPS book is the latest
effort at enforcing unit cohesion among his media propaganda arm.

Deep State, Uniparty, Enemies of the People, whatever you want to call the Authorigarchal cohort - they certainly know how to make in-game adjustments, don't they?
Whereas GOPe strategery has always been to fold at the first sign of trouble.
No wonder the commies got so strong.

Posted by: kallisto at January 02, 2020 03:39 PM (DJFLF)

13 Of course it is.

Why would they stop ?

Gonna keep getting worse, too, unless Somebody Does Something.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 02, 2020 03:39 PM (zlgJP)

14 I would love to see the snootches from Fusion GPS serve real time in a federal pen.

Its about sending a message.

And petty vindictiveness

Posted by: simplemind at January 02, 2020 03:39 PM (7jclz)

15 You know why its still in progress?

Because no one is being punished for it. No one.

I used to joke, oh, look out, someone is getting lateraled to HR.

Hell, they aren't even getting THAT anymore.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 03:39 PM (9VeU0)

16 Top 20?

Posted by: Deranged DM at January 02, 2020 03:39 PM (tmJm9)

17 Ultimately this is the way a lot of things workin Lefty land


But ultimately the money is usually coming from the taxpayers somehow

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 03:39 PM (rl4cY)

18 Nope... back to Yanet Garcia pics..

*runs off to bunk*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 02, 2020 03:39 PM (+ldAm)

19 2019 is in the books!

How'd I do?

Posted by: Barr at January 02, 2020 03:40 PM (NSFCQ)

20 Top 20?

Posted by: CliffClavin at January 02, 2020 03:40 PM (dyCMp)

21 All the propaganda won't mean shit once a few media people go to jail.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 03:40 PM (2Y1kI)

22 Fusion GPS, you magnificent bastards, I read your book!

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 02, 2020 03:40 PM (aS1PU)

23 To again clarify there's more than enough evidence right now to arrest Hillary, Slow Joe, and Hunter Biden.


The fact that that has not happened yet indicates that no one is serious

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 03:40 PM (rl4cY)

24 why would a Tesla owner shop at Ikea?

Posted by: vmom wishing all a great new decade at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM (G546f)

It could be the owner, Fred Ikea.

Posted by: ... at January 02, 2020 03:40 PM (EI35j)

25 Earlier today a commenter said, "The Misleadia." That's a good one.

Posted by: davidt at January 02, 2020 03:41 PM (l3+k2)

26

And in addition to the let's-pretend-this-isn't-straight-bribery angle: I
have to imagine many (most?) of our despicable, morally rotten
Marxist-but-greedy press corps would just straight up take Fusion money
to plant smears and write absurd defenses of them, with no need of any
pretense or CYA plausible deniability.



Exactly. This is why you'll never hear a "journalist" or media figure demand accountability from the "insiders" who have been peddling them vicious lies and smears about Trump and his administration since Day 1. Because not only did the journos KNOW they were peddling lies and smears, they did so giddily and with the clear intention of "getting one over" on the rubes in Trump country. Not ONCE did they think the unwashes masses would see through their bullshit.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at January 02, 2020 03:41 PM (rP4OC)

27 I admit to having dirty thoughts about Ginger Zee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 02, 2020 03:41 PM (Vd9Tp)

28 How about the Lie to Media?

Posted by: ... at January 02, 2020 03:42 PM (EI35j)

29 To again clarify there's more than enough evidence right now to arrest Hillary, Slow Joe, and Hunter Biden.


The fact that that has not happened yet indicates that no one is serious
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Well, by no one, you mean no one with the authority to prosecute. Otherwise, I know lots of serious people.

Posted by: simplemind at January 02, 2020 03:42 PM (dcE1E)

30 nurse ratched

I notice you are not swirling in and pouncing. I for one was amused and appreciative of your efforts. I mention you and your assumed skills to others as proof of Woman's healing powers with respect to men.

Did Ace tell you to get a room?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 03:42 PM (u82oZ)

31 Remember when the fake news media got away with claiming that Romney didn't pay any taxes? Of course they think they can get away with it

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 03:42 PM (rl4cY)

32 Has anyone bothered to ask the WaPo clapping seals what they think of the NYT's 1619 project: you know, the one that's got more lies in it than all of Palm Beach, and has been widely panned by real historians?
I mean, you'd think they'd be interested in such a thing, if for no other reason to poach some of the few remaining readers either one has.

Posted by: pep at January 02, 2020 03:42 PM (T6t7i)

33 Gitmo for the coup plotters. Yesterday.

Posted by: Jmel at January 02, 2020 03:42 PM (OeWgo)

34 They have no choice but to damn the torpedoes at this point. They're into deep. They thought Trump was another Bush but now they've discovered that they've got a tiger by the tale.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2020 03:43 PM (+y/Ru)

35 2019 is in the books!

How'd I do?
Posted by: Barr




Zero arrests
Zero indictments

I'd say pretty average.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 03:43 PM (7/YOc)

36 23 To again clarify there's more than enough evidence right now to arrest Hillary, Slow Joe, and Hunter Biden.


The fact that that has not happened yet indicates that no one is serious
Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 03:40 PM (rl4cY)

It means there are many from both sides caught in that particular spiderweb. *Ahem*Lyndsey Graham*cough*

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 02, 2020 03:43 PM (CLteG)

37 You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

38 I think one interesting question all this which leading Democrat politician is China paying off right now? Because I presume they'll be the nominee in 2020

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 03:44 PM (rl4cY)

39 Remember when the fake news media got away with claiming that Romney didn't pay any taxes?

Or that McCain was having an affair?

And yet, Romney and McCain have/had amnesia because ORANGEMANBAD.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 03:44 PM (Boy/L)

40 They hate it when we don't believe them, but they refuse to stop telling us lies.

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 03:44 PM (qEujL)

41 Jmel

You sound like Zod.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 03:44 PM (u82oZ)

42 nurse ratched

I notice you are not swirling in and pouncing. I for one was amused and appreciative of your efforts. I mention you and your assumed skills to others as proof of Woman's healing powers with respect to men.

Did Ace tell you to get a room?
Posted by: NaCly Dog



She's lulling Insomniac into a false sense of security.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 03:44 PM (7/YOc)

43 You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

Totally disagree.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at January 02, 2020 03:45 PM (EI35j)

44 Looking at the scenario if no one goes to jail for any of the Russia gate hoax I hope Trump realizes that they will then go after his family whenever he leaves office. And they will not stop until they are all in jail or worse. This isn't the game

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 03:45 PM (rl4cY)

45 I don't think Washington indicts colleagues. That is not how the game is played.

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 03:45 PM (bCLt0)

46 You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Posted by: wth


You can pick your friends, and you can pick your seat, but you can't pick your friend's seat.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 03:45 PM (7/YOc)

47 McCain was being paid off by the same people as the Democrats. I guess it's an open question as to whether Romney is as well as one of his chief advisors is on the same Payola bandwagon as the bidens but not a family member

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 03:46 PM (rl4cY)

48 Looking at the scenario if no one goes to jail for any of the Russia gate hoax I hope Trump realizes that they will then go after his family whenever he leaves office. And they will not stop until they are all in jail or worse. This isn't the game
======
He knows.

Barron has already passed the gom jabbar.

Posted by: simplemind at January 02, 2020 03:46 PM (Z0qhB)

49 Kavanaugh was the test of the playbook.

The Dems did their absolute worst.

Republicans are like, well, we won, no harm, no foul. Instead of making the Dems pay for their perfidy.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 03:46 PM (9VeU0)

50 30 nurse ratched

I notice you are not swirling in and pouncing. I for one was amused and appreciative of your efforts. I mention you and your assumed skills to others as proof of Woman's healing powers with respect to men.

Did Ace tell you to get a room?
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I thought perhaps yall were getting tired of my shenanigans

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)

51 Waiting for the 3AM SWAT raid on Glenn Simpson... actually been waiting for that for a while now

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (X+a7J)

52 Hey, when they're paying you enough money, you'd be surprised at all the positions you can take.

Posted by: Common Street Whore at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (FJYfm)

53 You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Posted by: wth


You can pick your friends, and you can pick your seat, but you can't pick your friend's seat.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 03:45 PM (7/YOc)
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Just don't let me catch you picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.

Posted by: Popeye Doyle at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (mWzQJ)

54 But come on -- when you're on the take, you're on the take.

And in addition to the let's-pretend-this-isn't-straight-bribery angle: I
have to imagine many (most?) of our despicable, morally rotten
Marxist-but-greedy press corps would just straight up take Fusion money
to plant smears and write absurd defenses of them, with no need of any
pretense or CYA plausible deniability.



The presstitutes have lots of practice with bribery since they've been taking Soros' filthy lucre for years now.


They established what they are a while back. Now they're simply haggling over the price.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (HaL55)

55 McCain was being paid off by the same people as the Democrats. I guess it's an open question as to whether Romney is as well as one of his chief advisors is on the same Payola bandwagon as the bidens but not a family member
=======
Where did Romney work.

What does that company really do . . .

Posted by: simplemind at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (Q5rsK)

56 Were the writers at Soviet-era Pravda or Izvestia worse? To their credit, at least they were government employees and I assume most of them were cynical enough to not care what they wrote. Our propangandists think they're saving the world and would do it for free.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (fQpTb)

57 we went to Ikea
they have special parking/charging spots for electric vehicles.
there was a Tesla there

why would a Tesla owner shop at Ikea?
Posted by: vmom wishing all a great new decade at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM (G546f)
.......

Probably just taking a nap.
They removed the handicap spaces at my supermarket and installed 4 EV charging stations. They leave little notes on my F350 sometimes when I park in them: Please don't park here because the environment blah blah blah.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

58 rickb223

So she is waiting for Insomniac to get a high paying job, and then Bang, no prenup?

Does not sound like her. She's more the "Give me what I want or the deer and woodpecker don't survive."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 03:48 PM (u82oZ)

59 45 I don't think Washington indicts colleagues. That is not how the game is played.
Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 03:45 PM (bCLt0)


Bullshit.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Stevens at January 02, 2020 03:48 PM (9VeU0)

60 Republicans are like, well, we won, no harm, no foul. Instead of making the Dems pay for their perfidy.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 03:46 PM (9VeU0)

Two criminal referrals were made to prosecute the liars. What happened to them?

Posted by: kallisto at January 02, 2020 03:48 PM (DJFLF)

61 I thought perhaps yall were getting tired of my shenanigans
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)

Honey, I've been here since the beginning. Ponder that one for a minute.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 03:48 PM (Boy/L)

62 Politicians talk shit constantly about other politicians, but that's as far as things ever go. Tribal. And the shit talk is for the rest of us. Not of the tribe. Too cynical ?

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 03:48 PM (bCLt0)

63 "....And we have newspaper people on the pay roll, don't we, Tom? "

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 02, 2020 03:49 PM (CCNCh)

64 Probably the most amazing realization of the last 20 years is that there haven't been two political parties since sometime in the 90s. At least until Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 03:49 PM (rl4cY)

65 I thought perhaps yall were getting tired of my shenanigans
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)


shenanigans are fine, but the malarkey is a little off-putting.

And I draw the line at tomfoolery and blarney, young woman!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2020 03:49 PM (1glZx)

66 59 45 I don't think Washington indicts colleagues. That is not how the game is played.
Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 03:45 PM (bCLt0)

Bullshit.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Stevens at January 02, 2020 03:48 PM (9VeU0)

And that's, 1.

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 03:49 PM (bCLt0)

67 This shit's not gonna get out of control and we will live through it just fine.

Posted by: DeForest St. James MacEllsworth at January 02, 2020 03:50 PM (3KWrp)

68 I remember cold cash Jefferson got arrested for pulling a Biden back in like 2006?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 03:50 PM (rl4cY)

69 I thought perhaps yall were getting tired of my shenanigans
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)

I, for one, find your shenanigans to be a real hoot. Possibly even the bee's knees.

Posted by: Deranged DM at January 02, 2020 03:50 PM (tmJm9)

70 since they won't control their own scene just assume that they are all on the take.

Posted by: x at January 02, 2020 03:50 PM (nFwvY)

71 nurse ratched
I thought perhaps yall were getting tired of my shenanigans

Nay. You are an inspiration to us, to be mentioned to spouses.

"See? See?"
*Tosses wife over shoulder and walks to bedroom.*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 03:50 PM (u82oZ)

72 I can't even imagine how many Democrat crimes are in progress right now.

You could probably enter a very deep meditative state trying to contemplate such a number.

Posted by: ... at January 02, 2020 03:50 PM (EI35j)

73 I thought perhaps yall were getting tired of my shenanigans
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)

Honey, I've been here since the beginning. Ponder that one for a minute.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
=========
*BLEEP*
*BLINKING LIGHTS*
* BLOP *
*BLINKING LIGHTS*
*BLURG*

He means that he obviously has an infinite tolerance for banality.

Posted by: Moron Translator 2.0. at January 02, 2020 03:51 PM (2u0MN)

74 whether Romney is as well as one of his chief advisors is on the same Payola bandwagon as the bidens but not a family member
=======
Where did Romney work.

What does that company really do . . .
Posted by: simplemind at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (Q5rsK)
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Robert Maxwell was one of the initial investors in Bain Capital.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 02, 2020 03:51 PM (fQpTb)

75 Two criminal referrals were made to prosecute the liars. What happened to them?
Posted by: kallisto at January 02, 2020 03:48 PM (DJFLF)


Nothing.

I mean, Senator Grassley sent a letter to the DOJ asking what happened and he didn't even get an answer.

I mean, it isn't like he is a senior member of the Judiciary Committee in the same party as the administration or anything.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 03:51 PM (9VeU0)

76 >>"See? See?"
*Tosses wife over shoulder and walks to bedroom.*
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 03:50 PM (u82oZ)

I tried that, and now I'm calling 911.

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 03:51 PM (qEujL)

77 As a basic level setting Christopher Wray came into evidence that Bill Clinton was an Epstein client and his either destroyed or put that evidence away for personal benefit.

This is the level of corruption we are dealing with

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 03:52 PM (rl4cY)

78 So if, say, Sen. Girthpounder decided to seize his esteemed colleague, Cuck Schemer, on the Senate floor and proceed to beat his face into the carpet said Sen. Girthpounder wouldn't be in trouble?

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 02, 2020 03:52 PM (CLteG)

79 Jefferson got caught with funds allotted to Katrina. That was a big no-no.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 02, 2020 03:53 PM (Vd9Tp)

80 Lee Smith on The Larry O'Connor Show 12.23.19
https://t.co/2K8lA2Q5m1

Listen as Larry spoke with Lee Smith, investigative journalist and author of "The Plot Against the President The True Story of How Congressman Devin Nunes Uncovered the Biggest Political Scandal in U.S. History", for in-depth analysis of the IG report.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 02, 2020 03:53 PM (FBrfY)

81 >>> I thought perhaps yall were getting tired of my shenanigans
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)

Honey, I've been here since the beginning. Ponder that one for a minute.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here

=====

With all due respect to the mrs, I've been living vicariously through Insom due to the shenanigans.

Posted by: Tinker at January 02, 2020 03:53 PM (SvDZu)

82 whether Romney is as well as one of his chief advisors is on the same Payola bandwagon as the bidens but not a family member
=======
Where did Romney work.

What does that company really do . . .
Posted by: simplemind at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (Q5rsK)
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Robert Maxwell was one of the initial investors in Bain Capital.
=====
But its all a conspiracy theory. . .

Posted by: simplemind at January 02, 2020 03:53 PM (m0X8G)

83 76: slap a hot iron on it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 02, 2020 03:53 PM (Vd9Tp)

84 So if, say, Sen. Girthpounder decided to seize his esteemed colleague, Cuck Schemer, on the Senate floor and proceed to beat his face into the carpet said Sen. Girthpounder wouldn't be in trouble?
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 02, 2020 03:52 PM (CLteG)
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Well, Bully Brooks got away with it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2020 03:54 PM (mWzQJ)

85 Caliban

"Tylenol. Stat. "

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 03:54 PM (u82oZ)

86 Probably just taking a nap.

They removed the handicap spaces at my supermarket and installed 4
EV charging stations. They leave little notes on my F350 sometimes when I
park in them: Please don't park here because the environment blah blah
blah.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 03:48 PM (v0R5T)


You are walking those over to tuck under the wipers of the nearest Prius, right?


Oregon has just put into force the "you must pay 5 cents for a bag" law. It is like a carbon offset.

Today standing in line in the store where the lady in front of me was being forced to pay for a bag, I told her in a clear speaking voice that she was actually paying for the right to pollute and she could toss it in the river with a clean conscience.

Rules is rules.


Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2020 03:54 PM (1glZx)

87 So she is waiting for Insomniac to get a high paying job, and then Bang, no prenup?

Does not sound like her. She's more the "Give me what I want or the deer and woodpecker don't survive."
Posted by: NaCly Dog


More like she waits for him to relax and she nails him like Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 03:54 PM (7/YOc)

88 How do I know Trump is not a Dictator?

Simpson and his partner are still wasting oxygen, that's how.

Posted by: nip at January 02, 2020 03:54 PM (Izot6)

89 Durham is going to bring indictments that save The Republic.

Even a poor fiction writer would not write that fantasy......but with some Fusion/GPS payola, why not?

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 02, 2020 03:54 PM (xXx5y)

90 They leave little notes on my F350 sometimes when I park in them: Please don't park here because the environment blah blah blah.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 03:48 PM (v0R5T)


Bring a length of charging cord. Plug into the outlet and stuff the other end in your grill somewhere.

Posted by: Emmie at January 02, 2020 03:55 PM (87gB3)

91 "Selling this narrative requires unit cohesion."

This was the crux of the Russiagate lie: staple the credibility of the FBI and CIA to the investigation so the Obama regime qouldn't go down alone. In reality, when multiple senior Gmen are led away in handcuffs it will be a death sentence.

The deep state thinks it's too big to fail. The exact opposite is true: they must die for elections to have meaning.

Posted by: trev006 at January 02, 2020 03:55 PM (Dij39)

92 Sandy Berger caught red handed stealing classified documents. Never saw the inside of a jail and still collected his government pension.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 02, 2020 03:55 PM (CCNCh)

93 They removed the handicap spaces at my supermarket and installed 4 EV charging stations. They leave little notes on my F350 sometimes when I park in them: Please don't park here because the environment blah blah blah.
Posted by: wth


Put the plug end in the door and close it on it. Make it look like it's charging.

F 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 03:56 PM (7/YOc)

94 Durham is going to bring indictments that save The Republic.

I only want one.

Begins with "B."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 03:56 PM (Boy/L)

95 I thought perhaps yall were getting tired of my shenanigans
Posted by: nurse ratched

We don't want ya to take it out on the woodpecker !

Posted by: JT at January 02, 2020 03:56 PM (arJlL)

96 >I have to imagine many (most?) of our despicable, morally rotten
Marxist-but-greedy press corps would just straight up take Fusion money
to plant smears and write absurd defenses of them, with no need of any
pretense or CYA plausible deniability.

I am not so sure that I would give them that much credit as to be able to make a cognitive distinction between knowing that it is a hackjob smear and printing it anyway and believing the whole thing and thinking they are doing their patriotic duties.


These are journalists we are talking about here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 03:56 PM (1CjJc)

97 23
To again clarify there's more than enough evidence right now to arrest Hillary, Slow Joe, and Hunter Biden.





The fact that that has not happened yet indicates that no one is serious

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 03:40 PM (rl4cY)

There was enough evidence to put someone, anyone, on Hillary's team in jail after the illegal secret server story broken and the serial lies and cover ups, destruction of subpoenaed evidence and obstruction with Bill on Loretta's plane.... event the turd that literally admitted bleach bitted her server skated.
So yeah, but there's a new sheriff in town and any day the indictments are a coming.............

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 02, 2020 03:57 PM (ymnmz)

98 But come on -- when you're on the take, you're on the take.

________


Most charitable, Ace. I believe the term you're looking for is "cheap whores" -- and I suspect many would sell their souls even if not paid, just to be a part of the #OrangeManBad orgy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 02, 2020 03:57 PM (fP7L7)

99 94
Durham is going to bring indictments that save The Republic.



I only want one.



Begins with "B."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 03:56 PM (Boy/L)

And ends in HO.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 03:57 PM (1CjJc)

100 Just cool it with the hi-jinks and frivolity.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

101 Durham is going to bring indictments that save The Republic.

Even a poor fiction writer would not write that fantasy......but with some Fusion/GPS payola, why not?
======
I won't say I don't feel you.

I will say, that a poor fiction writer never would have attempted a plot like from 2016 to now. Not one bit of it.

So, when the impossible is breaking out all around, you might want to reconsider the possible.

Posted by: simplemind at January 02, 2020 03:57 PM (72mt1)

102 Cat chases frickin' LASER at 1 TRILLION fps!

Posted by: klaftern at January 02, 2020 03:57 PM (RuIsu)

103 Durham is going to bring indictments that save The Republic.



I only want one.



Begins with "B."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 03:56 PM (Boy/L)

"Big list of everyone going to jail"?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 02, 2020 03:58 PM (KUaJL)

104 I thought perhaps yall were getting tired of my shenanigans

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)

Who doesn't like young love?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 03:58 PM (1CjJc)

105 Bring a length of charging cord. Plug into the outlet and stuff the other end in your grill somewhere.
Posted by: Emmie at January 02, 2020 03:55 PM (87gB3)


You have the perfect excuse to install a block warmer!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2020 03:58 PM (1glZx)

106 "Team Collusion's strategy is to keep feeding exculpatory fan fiction
into the news cycle so as to discredit the inspector general's report and Durham's investigation as politicized attacks on upright public
servants. Selling this narrative requires unit cohesion."



And it appears that increasing numbers of the public aren't buying the narrative.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 02, 2020 03:58 PM (D2IX6)

107 Begins with "B."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 03:56 PM (Boy/L

BOFFA DEM ?

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 02, 2020 03:58 PM (CCNCh)

108 That didn't come out right, or was a missed biden-sock opportunity.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 03:58 PM (1CjJc)

109 I thought perhaps yall were getting tired of my shenanigans

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)


Your shenanigans are cheeky and fun!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 02, 2020 03:58 PM (KUaJL)

110 I would once again have faith in our system if Pres. Trump produced a baseball bat during the SOTU and clocked Pelosi like it was the bottom of the ninth while yelling "PLAY BALL!!!".

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 02, 2020 03:59 PM (CLteG)

111 They removed the handicap spaces at my supermarket and installed 4 EV charging stations. They leave little notes on my F350 sometimes when I park in them: Please don't park here because the environment blah blah blah.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 03:48 PM (v0R5T)


I saw an ardent eco-nut scampering through the gym turning off the video displays that had been left on on some of the cardio gear.

Yeah, that 10 W or so per screen adds up. Not to much, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2020 03:59 PM (Fao6g)

112 "The fact that that has not happened yet indicates that no one is serious"

I think you have no idea of the stakes involved.

You have proven it actually with the comment.

Posted by: nip at January 02, 2020 03:59 PM (Izot6)

113 Cat chases frickin' LASER at 1 TRILLION fps!

That's gonna be one tired kitteh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 02, 2020 03:59 PM (HaL55)

114 My marker remains:

McCabe's Porsche on a flatbed.

As long as that guy is going on CNN at $10k a hit to talk about how honest the FBI is...well, there are no words.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 03:59 PM (9VeU0)

115 Just cool it with the hi-jinks and frivolity.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
-----
Jocularity is still allowed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2020 03:59 PM (mWzQJ)

116 Durham is going to bring indictments that save The Republic.
I only want one.

Begins with "B."

Posted by: Circa


Beorge Boros?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2020 03:59 PM (LZ8xH)

117 Daddy, what was life like before collusion?

Posted by: klaftern at January 02, 2020 04:00 PM (RuIsu)

118 does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)

119 56 Were the writers at Soviet-era Pravda or Izvestia worse? To their credit, at least they were government employees and I assume most of them were cynical enough to not care what they wrote. Our propangandists think they're saving the world and would do it for free.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 02, 2020 03:47 PM (fQpTb)
---------------------------------
I had a friend --- may he RIP --- who worked for Pravda. As you say, they were mostly cynical bureaucrats, at least by the Brezhnev era.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 02, 2020 04:00 PM (M/9m0)

120 does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Me.

That shot of him on a gurney looked staged.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2020 04:01 PM (LZ8xH)

121 Oh for crying out loud. DOW up 300+.
THIS ECONOMY SUCKS!!!!

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 02, 2020 04:01 PM (CLteG)

122 118 does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)


Well he didn't kill himself.

If you accept that, that would leave open the possibility that he is still alive.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 04:01 PM (9VeU0)

123 Just cool it with the hi-jinks and frivolity.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 03:57 PM (v0R5
-----
Jocularity is still allowed.T)

And Shenanigans

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 02, 2020 04:01 PM (jsWA8)

124 I believe they call that "changing the subject."

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 04:01 PM (qEujL)

125 115
Just cool it with the hi-jinks and frivolity.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

-----

Jocularity is still allowed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2020 03:59 PM (mWzQJ)

But knock off the jabberwocky.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 04:01 PM (1CjJc)

126 >>And it appears that increasing numbers of the public aren't buying the narrative.

They bombed out so badly with Mueller Time that only the densest leftist still thinks there is the slightest legitimacy to the Russia hoax. I doubt very many believe the Ukraine garbage either, they just pretend they do.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:01 PM (ZLI7S)

127 Grabass is RIGHT OUT

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 04:02 PM (9VeU0)

128 And post some pictures for petes sake

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 02, 2020 04:02 PM (jsWA8)

129 But knock off the jabberwocky.


Hey. Some of us gotta make a living.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 02, 2020 04:02 PM (gd9RK)

130 Jocularity is still allowed.T)

And Shenanigans



What about monkeyshines?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:02 PM (2Y1kI)

131 113 Cat chases frickin' LASER at 1 TRILLION fps!

That's gonna be one tired kitteh.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 02, 2020 03:59 PM (HaL55)

Not to mention outrunning the laser, and that's when the fun starts.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:02 PM (RD7QR)

132 does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?

possible

Posted by: JT at January 02, 2020 04:02 PM (arJlL)

133 does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?
======
I am certain that some people do. Some people think Elvis is still alive. Some people think JFK jr is still alive. A was shown last year, an obituary of a very old man and his wife killed in a car accident in Saskatchewan and told that was the death of James Dean.

I tended to dismiss such things with a simple impossible, it was all over the NEWS. . . now not so much.

Posted by: simplemind at January 02, 2020 04:02 PM (uk+Xy)

134 Daddy, what was life like before collusion?

First off, everything was in black and white. Colors weren't discovered until the mid-1960's and then only in limited quantities.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 02, 2020 04:03 PM (HaL55)

135
Oh Kurt if you're lurking, care to comment on where the markets closed today? Wipe away your tears and try to make up some BS about how bad it really is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 02, 2020 04:03 PM (mpeBU)

136 I consider it a remote possibility that Epstein is alive. The story still has elbow room to embiggen into.

Posted by: klaftern at January 02, 2020 04:03 PM (RuIsu)

137 12 Read the whole thing. He notes that the Fusion GPS book is the latest
effort at enforcing unit cohesion among his media propaganda arm.
Deep State, Uniparty, Enemies of the People, whatever you want to call the Authorigarchal cohort - they certainly know how to make in-game adjustments, don't they?
Whereas GOPe strategery has always been to fold at the first sign of trouble.
No wonder the commies got so strong.
Posted by: kallisto at January 02, 2020 03:39 PM (DJFLF)

-------
Sure, you want them to be like the Dems or do you want comity? Comity is defined as a state or atmosphere of harmony or mutual civility and respect.

The GOPe is polite you M/Fer and don't you forget it. How can the Dems ever change if the GOPe doesn't set an example? It takes time, and I'm sure the Dems will see the light.

F'in a, Team GOPe!!!!

Posted by: Groundhog at January 02, 2020 04:03 PM (VYwSh)

138 130 Jocularity is still allowed.T)

And Shenanigans


What about monkeyshines?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:02 PM (2Y1kI)

surprise anal?

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 02, 2020 04:03 PM (CLteG)

139 why would a Tesla owner shop at Ikea?

Posted by: vmom wishing all a great new decade at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM (G546f)

_______


I think Ikea sells fire-retardant, full-bodied onesy outfits with helmet and goggles.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 02, 2020 04:03 PM (fP7L7)

140 does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?

No, because Bubba and the Bollard Whisperer are pretty thorough.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:04 PM (Boy/L)

141 They leave little notes on my F350 sometimes when I park in them: Please don't park here because the environment blah blah blah.
Posted by: wth
..........

They have done that in spades at our grocery stores and big box hardware with "Online Order Pickup Only" and "Pro Only" spots at Home depot as well.

Fuck 'em. I park there anyway. Those aren't legal signs. They can't do a thing about it.

And when I am with my wife, who does have a Handicap sticker. I have her put it up on my mirror.

What really gets me is all the restaurants taking the closest spots for Pickup orders.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 02, 2020 04:04 PM (so+oy)

142 I don't rule out anything 100%. The only thing that makes me think Epstein is not alive is that they aren't competent enough to pull it off.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 02, 2020 04:04 PM (CCNCh)

143 Oh for crying out loud. DOW up 300+.
*concentration intensifies*
*saws even harder at wrist with dull butter knife*

Posted by: Krugman at January 02, 2020 04:04 PM (kBv0c)

144 Jocularity is still allowed.T)

And Shenanigans


What about monkeyshines?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:02 PM (2Y1kI)

surprise anal?
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 02, 2020 04:03 PM (CLteG)
------
Aaaand we're off!

Posted by: Otters at January 02, 2020 04:04 PM (mWzQJ)

145 >>First off, everything was in black and white. Colors weren't discovered until the mid-1960's and then only in limited quantities.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 02, 2020 04:03 PM (HaL55)

Sex, too, did not exist until the 60's. Before that, all children were brought by The Stork, or found under a cabbage leaf in the vegetable garden.

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 04:04 PM (qEujL)

146 But knock off the jabberwocky.

Hey. Some of us gotta make a living.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Jocularity is still allowed.

And Shenanigans


What about monkeyshines?
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Can we still twiddle the thingamajig?
What about the chingadero?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:04 PM (7/YOc)

147 Horse play it is then.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2020 04:04 PM (yL25O)

148 does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?


Let's just say I don't believe he died in jail.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:05 PM (2Y1kI)

149 surprise anal?

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 02, 2020 04:03 PM (CLteG)

Embraced.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at January 02, 2020 04:05 PM (1CjJc)

150 They bombed out so badly with Mueller Time that only the densest leftist still thinks there is the slightest legitimacy to the Russia hoax. I doubt very many believe the Ukraine garbage either, they just pretend they do.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:01 PM (ZLI7S)


The majority of Democrats still believe in Russian collusion.

I think that goes beyond the densest Leftists, but if you want to say that the majority of Dems are the densest Leftists i can't really argue against it.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 04:05 PM (9VeU0)

151 I don't believe that Epstein is still alive because that would be too big of a risk for his former clients.


Presumably he was not actually holding something that would be released after his death or they got it from him while he was in prison.


The only real loose end seems to be ghislain presuming of course she is actually still alive.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 02, 2020 04:05 PM (rl4cY)

152 By definition quid pro quo is no place for amateurs.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, son of the Smartest Man in the Room at January 02, 2020 04:05 PM (hkCNq)

153
Can we still twiddle the thingamajig?

What about the chingadero?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:04 PM (7/YOc)

Just wash your hands after.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 04:05 PM (1CjJc)

154 used to be, the political ads needed a label that said "advertisement" or whatever, to show it was an ad. Now the whole scam is to claim "Independent Journalism" while actually being complicit with a globalist cabal, with intent to deceive and control".


When that deception goes right into PsyOps run by DNC/CIA with use of internet misinformation operations ... it is sedition/treason. imo it is ongoing not just between DNC, Fusion and journolistas, but also with many inside the agencies, not to mention the foundations and NGOs, and foreign agencies.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2020 04:05 PM (Cus5s)

155 I suppose we have to admire, in a way, the hutzpa of Fusion GPS. See, it would be really damning if it was found that Fusion GPS was plotting directly with the Deep State gov operatives and their media allies.

So, they just publish a book for all to see so everyone can get aligned on the talking points.

We should all learn from their example. In the future, whenever anyone on our side is accused of crime or transgression, don't contact any allies directly. Just self-publish a book on Amazon, for everyone to see, with all of the talking points that everyone needs to adhere to.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 02, 2020 04:05 PM (DRgs8)

156 What about the chingadero?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:04 PM (7/YOc)
-----
It's out back with the doodads and gizmos.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2020 04:06 PM (mWzQJ)

157 I don't rule out anything 100%. The only thing that makes me think Epstein is not alive is that they aren't competent enough to pull it off.
Posted by: Easy Andy



They tried and killed him by accident.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:06 PM (7/YOc)

158 >>The majority of Democrats still believe in Russian collusion.

Nah. If they did they would have included it in the articles of impeachment.

They give lip service every now and then but everyone knows it was a complete hoax.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)

159 139 why would a Tesla owner shop at Ikea?

Posted by: vmom wishing all a great new decade at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM

...

It is a gun-free zone so...

Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2020 04:07 PM (yL25O)

160
They bombed out so badly with Mueller Time that
only the densest leftist still thinks there is the slightest legitimacy
to the Russia hoax. I doubt very many believe the Ukraine garbage
either, they just pretend they do.





Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:01 PM (ZLI7S)

Yep. Even the Far Lefties at work just think it's Pelosi being "tough" and getting Trump by "the balls", and want to get rid of him BAMN.

Posted by: ... at January 02, 2020 04:07 PM (EI35j)

161 'Irrational exuberance'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2020 04:07 PM (Gz7dA)

162 We should all learn from their example. In the
future, whenever anyone on our side is accused of crime or
transgression, don't contact any allies directly. Just self-publish a
book on Amazon, for everyone to see, with all of the talking points that
everyone needs to adhere to.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 02, 2020 04:05 PM (DRgs

That's just ridiculous.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: OJ Simpson at January 02, 2020 04:07 PM (1CjJc)

163 does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?
Posted by: nurse ratched

.............

That world renowned forensic pathologist said he examined him, didn't he?

Although he did say no DNA test was performed to guarantee it was really Epstein's body!

Baden.. I think that was his name

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 02, 2020 04:07 PM (so+oy)

164 What about the chingadero?


I like mine with the brown salsa.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:07 PM (2Y1kI)

165 We need a truth in news reporting law similar to the truth in advertising one... something that forces journalists / reporters / news orgs to publicly disclose who they get money from... maybe even a mandatory official sponsors page / overlay that tells the consumer every company / group that has financially contributed in any capacity...

Posted by: I Schnell Something Wraughten at January 02, 2020 04:07 PM (9n4GB)

166 158 >>The majority of Democrats still believe in Russian collusion.

Nah. If they did they would have included it in the articles of impeachment.

They give lip service every now and then but everyone knows it was a complete hoax.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)

Which is why Brennan already tipped his criminal defense when the Mueller report dropped. "I was given bad information."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:08 PM (Boy/L)

167 Color was invented by Hop Sing on the Ponderosa, 1965, and spread like wildfire.

Posted by: klaftern at January 02, 2020 04:08 PM (RuIsu)

168 It's out back with the doodads and gizmos.

The dealiebobbers will be here in #twoweeks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 02, 2020 04:08 PM (HaL55)

169 So who charges their car at a supermarket anyway? Are you going to be there all night or something?

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

170 At this point I don't think the GOP is soft so much as I think they're compromised. Epstein was an intel asset for at least one country, possibly multiple countries, Ghislaine Maxwell is being hidden, the US investigative agencies waited weeks to raid Pedo Island. All the dirt is being held to keep everyone in line.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 02, 2020 04:09 PM (fQpTb)

171 158 >>The majority of Democrats still believe in Russian collusion.


Dems never believe it, for reals. They simply try a different lie until one works. They're like children.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2020 04:09 PM (Gz7dA)

172 why would a Tesla owner shop at Ikea?



Posted by: vmom wishing all a great new decade at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM


To complete his or her life.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 04:09 PM (1CjJc)

173 A Tale of Two Worldviews.

I was just in a waiting room and there was a New York magazine from last month with Jonathan Chait hyperventilating about how corrupt Trump is. OK, fine, about what?

Ukraine. I was like no the other guys are corrupt about Ukraine we all know that and then I realize that their side doesn't. They're still chasing that laser dot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 02, 2020 04:09 PM (gd9RK)

174 And leave the romping to nurse.

Posted by: ... at January 02, 2020 04:09 PM (EI35j)

175 The dealiebobbers will be here in #twoweeks.


Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:09 PM (2Y1kI)

176 back in the old days of white shoe law firms, making regular payments to someone in anticipation of future unspecified services was known as keeping them on retainer. If you've got someone on retainer, they snap to anytime you whistle.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2020 04:09 PM (V2Yro)

177 We need a truth in news reporting law similar to the truth in advertising one... something that forces journalists / reporters / news orgs to publicly disclose who they get money from... maybe even a mandatory official sponsors page / overlay that tells the consumer every company / group that has financially contributed in any capacity...

Stelter: Big Potato
Maddow: Big Optical
Cooper: Big Koch. No, wait...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:09 PM (Boy/L)

178 110 I would once again have faith in our system if Pres. Trump produced a baseball bat during the SOTU and clocked Pelosi like it was the bottom of the ninth while yelling "PLAY BALL!!!".
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 02, 2020 03:59 PM (CLteG)

...

Or walked the aisles with it.

Saying "Enthusiasms....enthusiasms."

Posted by: TexasDan at January 02, 2020 04:09 PM (yL25O)

179 Color was invented by Hop Sing on the Ponderosa, 1965, and spread like wildfire.
Posted by: klaftern

Sadly, we accidentally cut off his pigtail and he didn't go to heaven

Posted by: Bruce at January 02, 2020 04:09 PM (ebO28)

180 AoSHQ - Come for the vim, stay for the vigor.

Posted by: ... at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (EI35j)

181 Donnie will regret not giving them all free taco bowls.

Or not.

Posted by: DaveA at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (FhXTo)

182 Nah. If they did they would have included it in the articles of impeachment.

They give lip service every now and then but everyone knows it was a complete hoax.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)


"These actions, moreover, are consistent with President Trump's previous invitations of foreign interference in our 2016 presidential election..."

That was Jerry Nadler when introducing the articles of impeachment. And Nancy has said similar things.

Now, I am entirely open to the "well they're lying" interpretation.

But who are they lying to, and why?

I don't get it. If no one believes this bullshit, why do they keep saying it?


Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (9VeU0)

183 I walked into my favorite taproom and the first thing the bartender does is show me her ringless hand and tells me she's kicked her husband to the curb

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (n1yOz)

184 180 AoSHQ - Come for the vim, stay for the vigor.
Posted by: ... at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (EI35j)

AOSHQ--It's that or work.

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 04:11 PM (qEujL)

185 What kind of a name is "Ghislaine", anyway? And what kind of diminutive can you make from it? "Jizzy?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2020 04:11 PM (mWzQJ)

186 It's out back with the doodads and gizmos.

The dealiebobbers will be here in #twoweeks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 02, 2020 04:08 PM (HaL55)
.......

What about the Bobby Dazzlers?

Posted by: Oak Island metal detector guy at January 02, 2020 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

187 does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?
________


My suspicion lies in the fact that a virtual dead-man's switch wasn't triggered in the event of his suspicious death that would have flooded agencies and media worldwide with all his blackmail material evidence.


Of course, the counterpoint is that he knew all members of his family and many of his friends would be murdered as well had he done that.


Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 02, 2020 04:11 PM (fP7L7)

188 Color was invented by Hop Sing on the Ponderosa, 1965, and spread like wildfire.
======
BTW, Hop Sing was gay.

Thank God.

Posted by: Michael Cartwright at January 02, 2020 04:11 PM (/ydU3)

189 tribal epistemology

Maybe they should've brought a box of Trojans on their He-Man Adventure Club trip.

Posted by: DaveA at January 02, 2020 04:12 PM (FhXTo)

190 >>> Can we still twiddle the thingamajig?

What about the chingadero?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:04 PM (7/YOc)

Just wash your hands after.
Posted by: flounder,


But no barenymugging whilst the kids are still up.

Posted by: Tinker at January 02, 2020 04:12 PM (SvDZu)

191 I walked into my favorite taproom and the first thing the bartender does is show me her ringless hand and tells me she's kicked her husband to the curb


Is that like when a woman tells you in confidence that her husbands just isn't satisfying here?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:12 PM (2Y1kI)

192 6 willowed ot

we went to Ikea
they have special parking/charging spots for electric vehicles.
there was a Tesla there

why would a Tesla owner shop at Ikea?
Posted by: vmom wishing all a great new decade at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM (G546f)

---
Scandinavian aesthetic?

Seriously, their stuff is crap but does look real nice. You'd probably come out ahead if tossed everything in you house every 10 years and reloaded from IKEA. Of course that means living with nice looking crap which doesn't feel like crap for the 1st 5 years.

Was in the North of Philly one in October. First time ever in one of their stores. It was like visiting Disney World or Las Vegas. If I had one by me, I'd be there every week just to walk the aisles to get some exercise.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 02, 2020 04:13 PM (VYwSh)

193 You want a toe? Hell, I can get you a toe by 3/pm. With nail polish

Posted by: Regular joe at January 02, 2020 04:13 PM (6/uwW)

194 It's fucking hilarious watching the spawn of marxist universities blaming the election of Trump on Russia.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 02, 2020 04:13 PM (vKhgw)

195 Northernlurker

Is she a 1 in your eyes?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 04:13 PM (u82oZ)

196
Is that like when a woman tells you in confidence that her husbands just isn't satisfying here?



That's some serious typo action but you get what I'm asking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:13 PM (2Y1kI)

197 183 I walked into my favorite taproom and the first thing the bartender does is show me her ringless hand and tells me she's kicked her husband to the curb
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (n1yOz)

It's an invitation!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

198 You want a toe? Hell, I can get you a toe by 3/pm. With nail polish

This place.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (Boy/L)

199 >>But who are they lying to, and why?

>>I don't get it. If no one believes this bullshit, why do they keep saying it?

It's a game they are playing with their base. They told them for 3 years that Trump was colluding with Vlad Putin to corrupt the election, they can't just say "Oh hey, my bad. I totally lied my ass off. Move along."

So they pretend it really happened and their moronic base pretends to believe them. Many marriages go on for decades following this model.

Again, they did not charge Trump nor anyone in his campaign nor any American period with colluding with Russia in the 2016 election.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)

200 why would a Tesla owner shop at Ikea?

Posted by: vmom wishing all a great new decade at January 02, 2020 03:38 PM
..........

Ace has a Tesla?

Posted by: Oak Island metal detector guy at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

201 What about the Bobby Dazzlers?

Posted by: Oak Island metal detector guy



OMG. There's a line in Bright Lights Big City where the narrator calls the NY Post "the most shameful of your several addictions".

I can't believe I fell into an Oak Island hole for a while.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (gd9RK)

202 I walked into my favorite taproom and the first thing the bartender does is show me her ringless hand and tells me she's kicked her husband to the curb
Posted by: Northernlurker



IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (7/YOc)

203 They bombed out so badly with Mueller Time that
only the densest leftist still thinks there is the slightest legitimacy to the Russia hoax. I doubt very many believe the Ukraine garbage either, they just pretend they do."

And once again, it's worth recapping what this meant for Mueller. Here's a guy who had retired, who had a supposedly respectable career, was thought of as a serious law enforcement agent. Now the entire nation, both left and right, thinks of him as a doddering senile old fool who was asked to do a service to his country and who FAILED - miserably! From the right, his failure was to completely miss what was really going on; from the left, his failure destroyed their entire game. Either way, everyone agrees that he was a total failure, and an incompetent fool.

That's his legacy. That's how his name goes down in history. Nice job, Bob.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (V2Yro)

204 180 AoSHQ - Come for the vim, stay for the vigor.
Posted by: ... at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (EI35j)

Plus we know shinola from the other stuff.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

205 "BTW Hop Sing was gay." Oh myyyyyyyy. George Taki, secret asian gay man.

Posted by: Archer at January 02, 2020 04:15 PM (NXP9s)

206 It's fucking hilarious watching the spawn of marxist universities blaming the election of Trump on Russia.

I was assured by these same people that the Soviets had no plans to invade Western Europe but were only responding to US pressure. Except for all the Soviet plans to invade Western Europe.

Does this sound at all familiar given the past 72 hours or so?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:16 PM (Boy/L)

207 Now, I am entirely open to the "well they're lying" interpretation.



But who are they lying to, and why?



I don't get it. If no one believes this bullshit, why do they keep saying it?







Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (9VeU0)

Oh, the lefties believe it. They are talking to their dem base. Check out any Trump tweet to see the responses. They absolutely still believe it. Some are wise enough to know that it has been pushed into realm of tinfoil hats and do not openly discuss it.

Some list of Trump "crimes" I saw in one such response included pulling out of the Paris Accord. Crime. They are unhinged. Some are bright enough to know they sound unhinged when they speak such nonsense.

A lefty I speak to mock regularly was convinced that Bribery was the high crime that would be included in the Articles, because it was easiest to prove. Also thought Mueller obstruction would be included. They are taking these thoughts directly from their thought leaders.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 04:16 PM (1CjJc)

208 Is that like when a woman tells you in confidence that her husbands just isn't satisfying here?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:12 PM (2Y1kI)
..........

If her husbands aren't satisfying her, he's got his work cut out for him.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

209 >>So they pretend it really happened and their moronic base pretends to believe them. Many marriages go on for decades following this model.

I know quite a few people from that base. We just spent New Year's Eve with 2 of them. I'm not sure I would call them "morons." There's something else going on.

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 04:17 PM (qEujL)

210 Nice job, Bob.



Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (V2Yro)

His reputation is well-deserved.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 04:17 PM (1CjJc)

211 >>From the right, his failure was to completely miss what was really going on; from the left, his failure destroyed their entire game. Either way, everyone agrees that he was a total failure, and an incompetent fool.

Did you really want Mueller and his team of rabidly partisan Democrats to investigate Ukraine? I sure as hell didn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

212 Posted by: Northernlurker

New Year is always a big time for divorces.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2020 04:18 PM (WI7YS)

213 Ikea makes their Swedish meatballs from horse meat. Gah.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 02, 2020 04:18 PM (COzlW)

214 They are taking these thoughts directly from their thought leaders.
=======
They are taking these orders directly from their cult leaders.

Posted by: koolaid distribution specialist at January 02, 2020 04:18 PM (uk+Xy)

215 AoSHQ - Come for the vim, stay for the vigor.
Posted by: ...



Psssst. I'm running a special on a case of piss & vinegar. They'll never know the difference.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:18 PM (7/YOc)

216 >202
I walked into my favorite taproom and the first thing the bartender does
is show me her ringless hand and tells me she's kicked her husband to
the curb

Posted by: Northernlurker







IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (7/YOc)


**lays down suppressive fire for Northern Lurker**

EXFIL - EXFIL - EXFIL

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 02, 2020 04:18 PM (sjdRT)

217 speaking of witnesses dying in prison ... have they killed off Assange yet, for his act of journalism that exposed DeepState?


Last I heard he was in solitary most of the time, and in need of medical care. ... (poor Seth).

Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2020 04:18 PM (Cus5s)

218 IT'S A TRAP !!!


That misses the important question.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:19 PM (2Y1kI)

219 It's an invitation!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

which he should probably say not to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2020 04:19 PM (WI7YS)

220 That misses the important question.

Yes.

The question with the binary answer.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:20 PM (Boy/L)

221 I walked into my favorite taproom and the first thing the bartender does
is show me her ringless hand and tells me she's kicked her husband to
the curb

Posted by: Northernlurker







IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (7/YOc)


**lays down suppressive fire for Northern Lurker**

EXFIL - EXFIL - EXFIL
Posted by: Muad'dib


Danger close. Expend all ordnance his position.
Repeat. Danger close!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:20 PM (7/YOc)

222 183
I walked into my favorite taproom and the first thing the bartender does
is show me her ringless hand and tells me she's kicked her husband to
the curb



Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (n1yOz)

Hit and run.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 04:20 PM (1CjJc)

223 218 IT'S A TRAP !!!


That misses the important question.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:19 PM (2Y1kI)

Innie or outie?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

224 It's an invitation!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

which he should probably say not to.
======
because like most invitations, it went out to many many other potential guests.

Posted by: I'm just saying at January 02, 2020 04:20 PM (uk+Xy)

225 I walked into my favorite taproom and the first thing the bartender does is show me her ringless hand and tells me she's kicked her husband to the curb

Posted by: Northernlurker
.........

Snort some blow with her, knock her up and dump her ass.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 02, 2020 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

226 Danger close. Expend all ordnance his position.
Repeat. Danger close!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:20 PM (7/YOc)
------
Broken Arrow!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2020 04:21 PM (mWzQJ)

227 So they pretend it really happened and their moronic base pretends to believe them. Many marriages go on for decades following this model.

Again, they did not charge Trump nor anyone in his campaign nor any American period with colluding with Russia in the 2016 election.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)


I don't buy this. I suppose I could be convinced, but it seems, well, dumb. Okay, in order to look really credible, we are going to tell a lie that everyone knows is a lie.

I mean I guess it could be like a sports team with a motto of ""This is Next Year" where everyone knows it isn't. But that's a whole different deal.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 04:21 PM (9VeU0)

228
I walked into my favorite taproom and the first thing the bartender does
is show me her ringless hand and tells me she's kicked her husband to
the curb


Well, it IS a TAP room.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2020 04:21 PM (Gz7dA)

229 That misses the important question.

Yes.

The question with the binary answer.
Posted by: Circa


She's a 1.

As in Rule #.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 04:21 PM (7/YOc)

230 It's an invitation!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:14 PM (RD7QR)
........

Can I bring a friend?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 02, 2020 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

231 What we need is tax payer support of large urban newspapers. We as a country cannot let them fail.

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at January 02, 2020 04:22 PM (lMn1U)

232 To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:22 PM (n1yOz)

233 120
does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?

Posted by: nurse ratched



Me.



That shot of him on a gurney looked staged.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2020 04:01 PM (LZ8xH)
Well, he didn't kill himself that's for sure!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 02, 2020 04:22 PM (ymnmz)

234 Okay, in order to look really credible, we are going to tell a lie that everyone knows is a lie.
====
You mean like putting the social security money in a "LOCK BOX"

*Guffaw*

It almost worked for me.

Posted by: You can call me Al at January 02, 2020 04:22 PM (7jclz)

235 >232
To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:22 PM (n1yOz)


She is -1?

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 02, 2020 04:23 PM (sjdRT)

236 impeach the media.

Posted by: vivi at January 02, 2020 04:23 PM (11H2y)

237 To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.


Go on..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:23 PM (2Y1kI)

238 158---They give lip service every now and then but everyone knows it was a complete hoax.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:06 PM (ZLI7S)
------------------------------
Yeah, even my moonbat sister never believed the Russian crap.
And yet I don't think the MSM/Dem/Deep State attack on Trump bothered her.

This is where we are. Someone like my sister, whose PERSONAL morality and honesty are unimpeachable, has no apparent problem with such gross corruption.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 02, 2020 04:23 PM (M/9m0)

239 I don't buy this. I suppose I could be convinced, but it seems, well, dumb. Okay, in order to look really credible, we are going to tell a lie that everyone knows is a lie.

You have to go back to November 8, 2016 around 9PM Eastern.

They discovered they were wrong.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:23 PM (Boy/L)

240 Again, they did not charge Trump nor anyone in his campaign nor any American period with colluding with Russia in the 2016 election.

Like in 2008, suddenly International Criminal George W. Bush, mastermind of 9-11, was not prosecuted or investigated by Obama.

The entire Troofer movement was a blatant, willful hoax pushed to undermine a duly-elected President.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2020 04:23 PM (Gz7dA)

241 I walked into my favorite taproom and the first thing the bartender does is show me her ringless hand and tells me she's kicked her husband to the curb

Posted by: Northernlurker
..........

First question: Does her husband own firearms?

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

242 "To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me."

She's -1?

Posted by: Chris M at January 02, 2020 04:24 PM (eAZVt)

243 To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.


Younger than I.

Listen, someone has to hold up standards.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gramatist at January 02, 2020 04:24 PM (gd9RK)

244 To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.

And...so?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:24 PM (Boy/L)

245
David Brooks last week:

"For reasons I don't understand, we've had an epistemic explosion over the past few decades. Different American regions and subcultures now see reality through nonoverlapping lenses. They make meaning in radically different ways."

----------

These people are nothing more that a multi-headed talking point hydra for the Democrats. As transparent as a glass of beer. They don't even bother to use different uncommon vocab words to differentiate their pablum from one another - they just read it off the memo from their paymasters, shuffle up the word order and go!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 02, 2020 04:24 PM (AzW6q)

246 Of course, the counterpoint is that he knew all members of his family and many of his friends would be murdered as well had he done that.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 02, 2020 04:11 PM (fP7L7)

At least one national government would fall too. And I doubt their populace would be terribly friendly to Epsteins after that.

I don't doubt the true scale of Epstein would bring down the entire Western elite, from the aftershocks as much as the quake.

Posted by: trev006 at January 02, 2020 04:25 PM (Dij39)

247 Posted by: Bandersnatch, gramatist at January 02, 2020 04:24 PM (gd9RK)

So she's younger than you are too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2020 04:25 PM (WI7YS)

248 >>I know quite a few people from that base. We just spent New Year's Eve with 2 of them. I'm not sure I would call them "morons." There's something else going on.

So do I. I've lived behind enemy lines pretty much all my life. I'm surrounded by them.

What's going on is Orange Man Bad and the sinking realization that maybe we were right and they were wrong all along. But that doesn't mean they are going to admit it because if they did they would have to question why Hillary really did lose and are they really the majority. When was the last time you heard a leftist admit they were wrong or question their orthodoxy?

They lie as easily as normal people breathe. Do you really think Glen Simpson believes the Russia collusion hoax? Of course no. He knows it's all lies. Do you see him admitting it was all a lie?

This isn't just about Russia. They are going to have to rethink a lot more than the 2016 election. And they don't want to.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:25 PM (ZLI7S)

249 232: well, damn. Good luck!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 02, 2020 04:25 PM (Vd9Tp)

250 243 To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.


Younger than I.

Listen, someone has to hold up standards.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gramatist at January 02, 2020 04:24 PM (gd9RK)
-----
I told you guys these standards were going to be a problem.

Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2020 04:25 PM (MVjcR)

251 243
To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.





Younger than I.



Listen, someone has to hold up standards.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gramatist at January 02, 2020 04:24 PM (gd9RK)

Yes, pinkies out when you are banging her like screen doors in a hurricane.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 04:25 PM (1CjJc)

252 30 years younger

OMG!

OPREP 3 FRONT BURNER NUC FLASH

She wants your stuff. Serpentine, NOW!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 04:25 PM (u82oZ)

253 223
218 IT'S A TRAP !!!





That misses the important question.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:19 PM (2Y1kI)





I'll take "What did Admiral Holdo yell right before she warp drived the Enterprise through the Kylo Ben's Nostromo" for 1000, Alex.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 02, 2020 04:25 PM (ymnmz)

254 To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.


Since we're all 29 here, she's -1?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2020 04:25 PM (Gz7dA)

255 "For reasons I don't understand, we've had an epistemic explosion over the past few decades. Different American regions and subcultures now see reality through nonoverlapping lenses. They make meaning in radically different ways."

Orrrrr...the left got what it wanted. Hyper identity politics. Only they forgot that what the largest ethnic group in the country actually is.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:26 PM (Boy/L)

256 David Brooks last week:

"For reasons I don't understand, we've had an epistemic explosion over the past few decades. Different American regions and subcultures now see reality through nonoverlapping lenses. They make meaning in radically different ways."

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Well maybe if the media and government and politicians were straight with the public instead of always trying to tell them that black is white and 2+2 =5, people wouldn't have to seek their own "truth."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2020 04:27 PM (CqE5x)

257 Second question: Ask to see her tattoos. All of them.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

258 245


David Brooks last week:



"For reasons I don't understand, we've had an epistemic explosion
over the past few decades. Different American regions and subcultures
now see reality through nonoverlapping lenses. They make meaning in
radically different ways."



----------



These people are nothing more that a multi-headed talking point
hydra for the Democrats. As transparent as a glass of beer. They don't
even bother to use different uncommon vocab words to differentiate their
pablum from one another - they just read it off the memo from their
paymasters, shuffle up the word order and go!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 02, 2020 04:24 PM (AzW6q)


Shorter Brooks, "Why don't people listen to my one sided point of view anymore?"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 02, 2020 04:27 PM (ymnmz)

259 I've called Jake Tapper "FusionGPS @JakeTapper" on Twitter at least 100 times in the last year.

For a guy who is so notoriously thin-skinned that he assaults folks daily with DMs defending his "honor" and also who reports his Twitter enemies to the Content Police constantly, I am shocked SHOCKED I say! that he has never once contacted me or reported me for calling him that.

Because, I assume, he really was paid by FusionGPS to slander Trump with the dossier.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 02, 2020 04:27 PM (fp3O8)

260 Orrrrr...the left got what it wanted. Hyper identity politics. Only they forgot that what the largest ethnic group in the country actually is.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:26 PM (Boy/L)

Oh, we didn't forget....we just pretend it isn't so.

Posted by: MSM at January 02, 2020 04:28 PM (CqE5x)

261 255
"For reasons I don't understand, we've had an epistemic explosion
over the past few decades. Different American regions and subcultures
now see reality through nonoverlapping lenses. They make meaning in
radically different ways."



Orrrrr...the left got what it wanted. Hyper identity politics. Only
they forgot that what the largest ethnic group in the country actually
is.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:26 PM (Boy/L)

Decades of dumbing down and indoctrination in the government-run daycares. Millennials are the poster children for the 1984 mobs screaming at the state-designated enemy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 04:28 PM (1CjJc)

262 255
"For reasons I don't understand, we've had an epistemic explosion
over the past few decades. Different American regions and subcultures
now see reality through nonoverlapping lenses. They make meaning in
radically different ways."



Orrrrr...the left got what it wanted. Hyper identity politics. Only
they forgot that what the largest ethnic group in the country actually
is.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:26 PM (Boy/L)


Orrrrr, the news that people wanted to hear finally got loosed via the internet and alternative media.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 02, 2020 04:28 PM (ymnmz)

263 David Brooks last week:
38 hours sorting navel lint
22 minutes writing column.

Posted by: The Keeper of Time at January 02, 2020 04:28 PM (+q1+9)

264 Yeah, even my moonbat sister never believed the Russian crap.
And yet I don't think the MSM/Dem/Deep State attack on Trump bothered her.

This is where we are. Someone like my sister, whose PERSONAL morality and honesty are unimpeachable, has no apparent problem with such gross corruption.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 02, 2020 04:23 PM (M/9m0)



It is all about Party.
The goal is power over all else.
That is all that matters.


Which is why they are so fixated about projection.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 02, 2020 04:29 PM (1g7ch)

265 does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?

Epstein said "Get me out of here or else!"

Clintons decided on "Else!"

His lawyer probably sold all the proof Epstein had stashed away.

Heart attack and died at the hospital, "New face and New name."

Hung himself in jail, "Problem solved and Message Sent."

Posted by: JB1000 at January 02, 2020 04:29 PM (Kf5r9)

266 Shorter Brooks, "Why don't people listen to my one sided point of view anymore?"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 02, 2020 04:27 PM (ymnmz)

---------------------------------------------------------------------

David Brooks revoked all right to be taken seriously with the creased pants nonsense....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2020 04:29 PM (CqE5x)

267 Was her name Alexa Occasional Corpuscle?

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

268
Orrrrr...the left got what it wanted. Hyper identity politics. Only they forgot that what the largest ethnic group in the country actually is.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:26 PM (Boy/L)

-------

Yeah, but if you read Brooks' bloviating article, it's an echo of Vox. It's doesn't speak specifically to Ukraine, but to the public's general dismissal of the media.

You see, it's tribal epistemology that's to blame here. Not the decades of lies. The hillbillies just don't understand that Vox and NYT are reporting straight facts, because this false "epistemology" has blinded them to the expertise of their betters.

This is their new talking point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 02, 2020 04:29 PM (AzW6q)

269 232 To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.
Posted by: Northernlurker

double tap?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

270 To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:22 PM (n1yOz)



Roman Polanski: So what's the problem? Unless you're older than 44

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 02, 2020 04:30 PM (kw5n8)

271 256 David Brooks last week:

"For reasons I don't understand, we've had an epistemic explosion over the past few decades. Different American regions and subcultures now see reality through nonoverlapping lenses. They make meaning in radically different ways."

Huh. Somebody around here has been drinking too much Smug.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:30 PM (n1yOz)

272
We have established what the presstitutes are, we need not dicker about the price much, I think, at this time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2020 04:30 PM (pNxlR)

273 232 To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.

Posted by: Northernlurker


Fill your viagra prescription first.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 04:31 PM (1CjJc)

274
Because, I assume, he really was paid by FusionGPS to slander Trump with the dossier.
=====
if you consider certain values of "slander" to include research, then YES!

Posted by: Journalist Food Groups Libel, Slander, Defamation, and Mopery (not really but i like how it sounds) at January 02, 2020 04:31 PM (8aWhC)

275 How did Obama buy a house for next to nothing in the toniest part of Chicago?

How does Fusion GPS control the press?

How does Hunter Biden score a no show job at $50 a month in Ukraine of all places?

This is how it all works. this show they want it to keep working.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 02, 2020 04:31 PM (+DS2f)

276 The dogs aren't eating the dog food.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:32 PM (2Y1kI)

277 David Brooks last week:

"For reasons I don't understand,


You can stop there Brooksie. That says it all.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2020 04:32 PM (axyOa)

278 275
How did Obama buy a house for next to nothing in the toniest part of Chicago?



How does Fusion GPS control the press?



How does Hunter Biden score a no show job at $50 a month in Ukraine of all places?



This is how it all works. this show they want it to keep working.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 02, 2020 04:31 PM (+DS2f)



Uhhhh....Truck stop handjobs?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 02, 2020 04:32 PM (ymnmz)

279 Draining the swamp: Trump drastically reducing the size of the National Security Council. Yay.
https://tinyurl.com/uevcczp

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2020 04:32 PM (bDqIh)

280 I think in a bar these days it may be prudent to ask to see the junk before you make any decisions.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

281 276
The dogs aren't eating the dog food.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:32 PM (2Y1kI)

The peasants are revolting.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 04:33 PM (1CjJc)

282 The dogs aren't eating the dog food.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:32 PM (2Y1kI)


The geese are flying south.
I repeat,
The geese are flying south.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2020 04:33 PM (axyOa)

283 I don't get it. If no one believes this bullshit, why do they keep saying it?
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (9VeU0)

I know I'm like a broken record at this point.

Democrats Lie For Fun (tm)

Posted by: ... at January 02, 2020 04:33 PM (uEbPt)

284 Orrrrr...the left got what it wanted. Hyper identity politics. Only they forgot that what the largest ethnic group in the country actually is.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:26 PM (Boy/L)

Oh, we didn't forget....we just pretend it isn't so.
Posted by: MSM at January 02, 2020 04:28 PM (CqE5x)


After getting 101 diverse subcultures to declare the majority to be racist do not be surprised what you get.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 02, 2020 04:34 PM (1g7ch)

285 I dreamed I saw Jeff Epstein last night
alive as you and me

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 04:34 PM (bCLt0)

286 >>This isn't just about Russia. They are going to have to rethink a lot more than the 2016 election. And they don't want to.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:25 PM (ZLI7S)

Thanks. That is a really good explanation.

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 04:34 PM (qEujL)

287 I don't get it. If no one believes this bullshit, why do they keep saying it?
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (9VeU0)

Because that's the only play they have left.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2020 04:34 PM (CqE5x)

288 The peasants are revolting.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2020 04:33 PM (1CjJc)
-----
You're right. They stink on ice!

Posted by: Louis XVI at January 02, 2020 04:34 PM (mWzQJ)

289 Freshly divorced women. Be vewy, vewy careful.

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 04:35 PM (bCLt0)

290 To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.


How is the Tooth to Tatt Ratio?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:35 PM (2Y1kI)

291 Ze cat is in ze cradle

**repete**

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2020 04:36 PM (M0u+N)

292 290 To be clear bartender is 30 years younger than me.


How is the Tooth to Tatt Ratio?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2020 04:35 PM (2Y1kI)

So, she's fifteen?

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 04:36 PM (bCLt0)

293 and so when Fusion asks them to plant one of their conspiracy theory fictions, they naturally want to please the guy giving them money.

quid pro quo here
quid pro quo there
quid pro quo everywhere

caught with their pants down, so what do they do
*wink* you know

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2020 04:36 PM (vEIlU)

294 Freshly divorced women. Be vewy, vewy careful.
========
she's prolly not even divorced. Just kicked hubs out.

So yeah.

Posted by: no ring does not equal divorce finalized or even filed at January 02, 2020 04:36 PM (Q5rsK)

295 >>David Brooks last week:
"For reasons I don't understand, we've had an epistemic explosion over the past few decades. Different American regions and subcultures now see reality through nonoverlapping lenses. They make meaning in radically different ways."

Rough translation: Country mice don't think like city mice.

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 04:37 PM (qEujL)

296 Newly divorced woman, with drunken, stalking ex. With a 12 gauge. Maybe give it a leetle time.

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 04:38 PM (bCLt0)

297 nonoverlapping lenses?


Does it smell like bullshit in here?

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2020 04:38 PM (M0u+N)

298 I don't get it. If no one believes this bullshit, why do they keep saying it?







Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2020 04:10 PM (9VeU0)

And that is where their entire project collapses. Basing everything on falsehoods and wishful thinking is not a good thing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 02, 2020 04:39 PM (D2IX6)

299 Does it smell like bullshit in here?
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2020 04:38 PM (M0u+N)

You're thinking of the Barrel.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 02, 2020 04:39 PM (ayFCE)

300 295
>>David Brooks last week:

"For reasons I don't understand, we've had an epistemic explosion
over the past few decades. Different American regions and subcultures
now see reality through nonoverlapping lenses. They make meaning in
radically different ways."



Rough translation: Country mice don't think like city mice.

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 04:37 PM (qEujL)

Someone should ask Brooks what he means by subculture. In his mind he is "of the culture" and everyone else is part of some new, foreign "subculture that creates a world view different from his 5 square miles of Manhattan.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 02, 2020 04:39 PM (ymnmz)

301 Nice teeth. One tatt with her ex's initials in a heart

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:39 PM (n1yOz)

302 301 Nice teeth. One tatt with her ex's initials in a heart
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:39 PM (n1yOz)

Nothing a sharpie can't fix.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 02, 2020 04:40 PM (ayFCE)

303 Oooh, ooh - " epistemic explosion". That sounds SOO Smaht!

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 04:40 PM (bCLt0)

304 nonoverlapping lenses?

Does it smell like bullshit in here?


Even worse: They make meaning

No objective truth or even facts. Your inner commie is showing, Brooks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:40 PM (Boy/L)

305 301 Nice teeth. One tatt with her ex's initials in a heart
Posted by: Northernlurker


soon to be eliminated

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 02, 2020 04:40 PM (d7Ww2)

306 **lays down suppressive fire for Northern Lurker**

EXFIL - EXFIL - EXFIL


Posted by: Muad'dib at January 02, 2020 04:18 PM (sjdRT)

What are your grid coordinates? Pop smoke, say again, pop smoke.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 02, 2020 04:40 PM (5l6gb)

307 297
nonoverlapping lenses?





Does it smell like bullshit in here?

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2020 04:38 PM (M0u+N)

Nonoverlapping Lenses
open for

Third Eye Blind

The Palace.


Oyeeeee...I can't do this anymore.

Posted by: Crusty the Clown at January 02, 2020 04:41 PM (ymnmz)

308 Newly divorced woman, with drunken, stalking ex. With a 12 gauge. Maybe give it a leetle time.
Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 04:38 PM (bCLt0

Not to worry.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:41 PM (n1yOz)

309 We are a smart military blog.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 04:41 PM (u82oZ)

310 Elderly Trump voters murdered in elder homes.

https://tinyurl.com/sm8pt9l

But, hey, let's turn over the entire medical care service industries over to the Gov.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 02, 2020 04:42 PM (w7KSn)

311 Someone should ask Brooks what he means by subculture. In his mind he is "of the culture" and everyone else is part of some new, foreign "subculture that creates a world view different from his 5 square miles of Manhattan.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 02, 2020 04:39 PM (ymnmz)

-------

Yeah another talking point I've been hearing is that Trump is turning the GOP into a "regional" Party...

Look at the map, assholes. When the whole country except for the parentheses went to Trump, that means YOU'RE the regional party.

The same people who wailed about the "blue wall" crumbling somehow arrive at this new conclusion. The cognitive dissonance is bizarre.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 02, 2020 04:42 PM (AzW6q)

312 297 nonoverlapping lenses?


Does it smell like bullshit in here?
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2020 04:38 PM (M0u+N)

Sorry, I got the sauerkraut at the grocery store hot bar.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:42 PM (RD7QR)

313 Are they removeable? Not the tatt. The teeth.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

314 Northernlurker

You've got the answer to her problems between your knees?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 04:42 PM (u82oZ)

315 I had epistemological closure once. Went to a doctor and got rid of it.

Posted by: Andy Vanderbilt at January 02, 2020 04:42 PM (ymnmz)

316 How long before we all find out that Steele was just paid to shop this schtuph to the media with his "name" on it and all of the info is just Sidney Blumenthal lies to protect Felonia von Pantsuit?

Posted by: SpectoVia at January 02, 2020 04:42 PM (IbeKg)

317 Tell her if you were 10 years younger you would make a play for her.

Her response will let you know what to do next.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 02, 2020 04:43 PM (CCNCh)

318 309 We are a smart military blog.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 04:41 PM (u82oZ)

Except when it comes to relationships.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:43 PM (RD7QR)

319 300 295
>>David Brooks last week:

"For reasons I don't understand, we've had an epistemic explosion
over the past few decades. Different American regions and subcultures
now see reality through nonoverlapping lenses. They make meaning in
radically different ways."



Rough translation: Country mice don't think like city mice.

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 04:37 PM (qEujL)

Someone should ask Brooks what he means by subculture. In his mind he is "of the culture" and everyone else is part of some new, foreign "subculture that creates a world view different from his 5 square miles of Manhattan.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless



The 'Conservatives in the Mist" trope.

Posted by: Puddlglum at January 02, 2020 04:43 PM (Fsfm5)

320 I see this in my profession all the time - we call it "studies for buddies." Say you are, I dunno, Greenpeace. You want to influence policy, right? If you published a study it would be highly questionable regarding it's accuracy, right? I mean "Greenpeace study shows fluoride in tap water causes cancer" wouldn't get nearly the attention.

What you do is go to Podunk University and find a professor who is striving for tenure ship. Getting tenure means publishing papers. But publishing papers is hard work.

You hire the professor using a "grant". That grant allows him to pay himself money to do the study. Then you basically hand him all your questionable data, ready to publish. He publishes under his name, and somewhere, in the fine print is a footnote that says "Paid for by a generous grant from Greenpeace". Actually it won't say that, it will say the name of a law firm, or some anodyne front group like "People for the environment".

Greenpeace, neglecting to say they paid for the study, goes around flogging it to the press and public, and trying to force it's conclusions into public policy. peer review? yeah, they pay off the peer review as well. they make sure all the peer reviewers are also recipients of grants as well. And to double down, they make sure that all the peer reviewers, and the Podunk U guy, are all referencing each other's work as much as possible. There are website that measure such things which help determine scientific standing of studies - studies referenced a lot get more attention.

Professor gets to make progress toward being tenured in several ways 1) fame 2) money (Universities measure how important they are by how much grant money they attract) 3) the published paper 4) getting lots of references.

It is exactly the Fusion GPS method.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 02, 2020 04:43 PM (+DS2f)

321 "Epistemological" is one of those words people fall in love with when they really don't have a lot to say.

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 04:43 PM (qEujL)

322 318 309 We are a smart military blog.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 04:41 PM (u82oZ)

Except when it comes to relationships.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:43 PM (RD7QR)


And medical, don't forget the medical.

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 04:43 PM (bCLt0)

323 Josh Hawley @HawleyMO

Dems said impeachment was URGENT. Now they don't want to have a trial, because they have no evidence. In real world, if prosecution doesn't proceed with case, it gets dismissed. So on Monday, I will introduce measure to dismiss this bogus impeachment for lack of prosecution


Josh Hawley @HawleyMO

This will expose Dems' circus for what it is: a fake impeachment, abuse of the Constitution, based on no evidence. If Dems won't proceed with trial, bogus articles should be dismissed and @realDonaldTrump fully cleared


well, there's one

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2020 04:44 PM (vEIlU)

324 she's prolly not even divorced. Just kicked hubs out.

--

Just handed him a frying pan through the front door's threshold*?

*old reference only to be understood by those of us yelling to get off our lawns

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2020 04:44 PM (JoUsr)

325 Nice teeth. One tatt with her ex's initials in a heart

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:39 PM (n1yOz)


Stay on target. Stay on target.

Posted by: Gold Five at January 02, 2020 04:44 PM (1CjJc)

326 "Someone like my sister, whose PERSONAL morality and honesty are unimpeachable, has no apparent problem with such gross corruption."

Some of these words do not belong.

Posted by: nip at January 02, 2020 04:45 PM (Izot6)

327 joncelli, because somebody had to

Oh, we give great relationship advice. If you are a train wreck fan.

Which of us has not had a trip on the Hindenburg? In my past, the Hindenburg had more survivors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 04:45 PM (u82oZ)

328 Relationships? I think back. Oh shit.

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 04:46 PM (bCLt0)

329 Tom Fitton @TomFitton

BREAKING:
@Judicial
Watch Finds Millions of 'Extra' Registrants on Voting Rolls -- Warns California, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Colorado, Virginia to Clean Up Voting Rolls or Face a Federal Lawsuit


this is what it takes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2020 04:46 PM (vEIlU)

330 Tom Fitton @TomFitton

BREAKING:
@Judicial
Watch Finds Millions of 'Extra' Registrants on Voting Rolls -- Warns California, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Colorado, Virginia to Clean Up Voting Rolls or Face a Federal Lawsuit

this is what it takes


I was assured that this never happens.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:47 PM (Boy/L)

331
Someone like my sister, whose PERSONAL morality and honesty are unimpeachable, has no apparent problem with such gross corruption.

--------

It manifests in itself in very, very different ways, but I have noticed a tendency among both sides of the political divide to more-or-less completely decouple their personal morality from their public morality. It's a really strange thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 02, 2020 04:47 PM (AzW6q)

332 the horde giving dating advice is funny and scary..

Posted by: IC at January 02, 2020 04:47 PM (a0IVu)

333 329 Tom Fitton @TomFitton

BREAKING:
@Judicial
Watch Finds Millions of 'Extra' Registrants on Voting Rolls -- Warns California, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Colorado, Virginia to Clean Up Voting Rolls or Face a Federal Lawsuit

this is what it takes
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2020 04:46 PM (vEIlU)

Sounds like it's time to add JW to the list of donations.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 02, 2020 04:48 PM (ayFCE)

334 Josh Hawley @HawleyMO



Dems said impeachment was URGENT. Now they don't want to have a
trial, because they have no evidence. In real world, if prosecution
doesn't proceed with case, it gets dismissed. So on Monday, I will
introduce measure to dismiss this bogus impeachment for lack of
prosecution





Josh Hawley @HawleyMO



This will expose Dems' circus for what it is: a fake impeachment,
abuse of the Constitution, based on no evidence. If Dems won't proceed
with trial, bogus articles should be dismissed and @realDonaldTrump
fully cleared



well, there's one


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2020 04:44 PM

---

Pretty sure Team Trump will push the right to a speedy trial thing if pelosi doesn't forward the "charges" to the Senate within 30 days or so.

He would probably win when it gets to SCOTUS.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 02, 2020 04:48 PM (JUOKG)

335 321
"Epistemological" is one of those words people fall in love with when they really don't have a lot to say.

Posted by: Caliban at January 02, 2020 04:43 PM (qEujL)
Generally speaking I go with cacophagia.

Posted by: Andy Vanderbilt at January 02, 2020 04:48 PM (ymnmz)

336 I thought perhaps yall were getting tired of my shenanigans



I, for one, enjoy your shennanigans and although I never personally pounce while I'm in a gray box [um, I am married now, or so the papers say] I think your actions are delightfully charming and fun. Please resume stat.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (UmCSQ)

337 How long before we all find out that Steele was just paid to shop this schtuph to the media with his "name" on it and all of the info is just Sidney Blumenthal lies to protect Felonia von Pantsuit?

Posted by: SpectoVia


Bongino has believed and talked about for months hia theory that the only thing abiut the Steele Dossier that was original from Steele was his name, and everything else was horseshit made up by others and given to Steele to peddle.

Most likely at least some of which was provided by Sid Vicious B.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (fp3O8)

338 the horde giving dating advice is funny and scary..
Posted by: IC at January 02, 2020 04:47 PM (a0IVu)
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Like clowns.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (mWzQJ)

339 I mean this in the most technical sense, this is all becoming very boring.

We know what happened, we know who did what, we pretty much know the ending.

And we have at least 10 more months of this boring ass shit and if Trump wins we will get to see season 5 of this boring ass spectacle and we all know most shows really turn to shit after about season 4.

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (3xDg3)

340 And medical, don't forget the medical.
Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 04:43 PM (bCLt0)
.........

The medical stuff is way easier.
Slap a hot iron to it, or ask your doctor if Truvada is right for you.
Just about covers it.

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (v0R5T)

341 Until one conspirator is hammered its still going with the media continuing to push it.

Oh and Christmas lights are down, now just to pack them back into their boxes

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)

342 "Epistemological" is one of those words people fall in love with when they really don't have a lot to say.

--

Comes from their hippocampus.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (JoUsr)

343 They need to RICO the shit out of Fusion and that money-laundering/campaign-finance-law-violating-operation masquerading a law firm Perkins Coie.

Right after the 4 AM SWAT raids.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (koNhm)

344 the horde giving dating advice is funny and scary..
Posted by: IC at January 02, 2020 04:47 PM (a0IVu)
------
Like clowns.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (mWzQJ)

Meth-addled meerkats.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2020 04:50 PM (Boy/L)

345 @Judicial

Watch Finds Millions of 'Extra' Registrants on Voting Rolls -- Warns
California, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Colorado, Virginia to Clean
Up Voting Rolls or Face a Federal Lawsuit



Add "Wayne County" aka "Detroit" to that list. No one lives there, yet a few million vote.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 02, 2020 04:50 PM (UmCSQ)

346 Comes from their hippocampus.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (JoUsr)

ahh yes...we learned a lot during the kavanaugh trials..

Posted by: IC at January 02, 2020 04:50 PM (a0IVu)

347 332 the horde giving dating advice is funny and scary..
Posted by: IC at January 02, 2020 04:47 PM (a0IVu)

Hey, "check the teeth" is good advice in NUMEROUS contexts.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:50 PM (RD7QR)

348 the horde giving dating advice is funny and scary..

As is the medical advice although I'm sure that's been discussed. I'm very late today. Busy day training the new kid haven't been on until now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 02, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY)

349 The journalism business imploded with Facebook and Google grabbing all the ad revenue. Industry down from $45 billion annual revenue to around $9 billion. They have to go with the crap coming out of un-named sources and the likes of GPS because they have no actual reporters gathering facts and digging up stories.

Posted by: IanDeal at January 02, 2020 04:50 PM (vgGyZ)

350 Last night I had the strangest dream
I ever had before.
I dreamed I saw old Jeff Epstein
And he was standing by the door.
And I said to Bill, How can that be?
I tought we did him in.
And Bill just smiled and looked at me
And said It's a win-win.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 02, 2020 04:50 PM (qEujL)

351 Epistemological did not kill itself.

Posted by: Easy Andy at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (CCNCh)

352 Watch Finds Millions of 'Extra' Registrants on Voting Rolls -- Warns California, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Colorado, Virginia to Clean Up Voting Rolls or Face a Federal Lawsuit

-------

Ummm... That won't help.
-----The Federal Judiciary

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (AzW6q)

353 329
Tom Fitton @TomFitton



BREAKING:

@Judicial

Watch Finds Millions of 'Extra' Registrants on Voting Rolls --
Warns California, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Colorado, Virginia to
Clean Up Voting Rolls or Face a Federal Lawsuit



this is what it takes



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2020 04:46 PM (vEIlU)

That's it. Bring the lawfare prior to the election. Have one million registered dead people registration cards on the desk, and make the Dems state in court why that one particular dead person should remain on the rolls. Repeat one million times.

Posted by: Andy Vanderbilt at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (ymnmz)

354 Hey, "check the teeth" is good advice in NUMEROUS contexts.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2020 04:50 PM (RD7QR)

This is true. Also fingernails - must be clean and well groomed and no weird nail discoloration.

Posted by: IC at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (a0IVu)

355 343
They need to RICO the shit out of Fusion and that
money-laundering/campaign-finance-law-violating-operation masquerading a
law firm Perkins Coie.



Right after the 4 AM SWAT raids.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (koNhm)

Unleash the war otters.

Posted by: Gold Five at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (1CjJc)

356 I've seen the studies for buddies system at work many times.

I just couldn't figure out how some no-name professor in Vermont was suddenly publishing detailed studies on Alaska environmental issues. Rapidly. Faster than any data could be collected. All with garbage information, and all highly cited by other professors at other no-name universities who were peer reviewers, and all writing from grants. Then suddenly an environmental group steps forward with this pack of bad studies and starts forcing the agencies to do what they want based on the bad the data.

Tracing it back - the whole thing was a scam. I then started getting a lot more careful reading these things and realized there are a lot of these kinds academic scams going on. Really it is just the same system tobacco companies perfected.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (+DS2f)

357 Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (UmCSQ)

"Married" means "pounce at will."

Posted by: Emmie at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (87gB3)

358 dammit sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (ymnmz)

359 Does Tom Fitton of Judicial Watch do concealed carry, I wonder, because I'm sure he really aggravates the correct people. I know he's a very fit looking fellow, but leftists don't play nicely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2020 04:52 PM (WI7YS)

360 Ummm... That won't help.
-----The Federal Judiciary

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (AzW6q)

Oh wait and see.

Posted by: Random Texan Judge # 18 at January 02, 2020 04:52 PM (ayFCE)

361 >>Bongino has believed and talked about for months hia theory that the only thing abiut the Steele Dossier that was original from Steele was his name, and everything else was horseshit made up by others and given to Steele to peddle.

>>Most likely at least some of which was provided by Sid Vicious B.

And some came from Serhiy Leshchenko in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

362 @327 NaCly-Hindenberg? Fat chick reference or disasterous relationship reference.

Posted by: JROD at January 02, 2020 04:52 PM (luTBU)

363 321
"Epistemological" is one of those words people fall in love with when they really don't have a lot to say.

I try to use epiphany as often as I can.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:53 PM (n1yOz)

364 I'm kind of new to the whole Longbow vs. Crossbow debate, but the sidebar video seems to point to a definitive answer.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 02, 2020 04:53 PM (ayFCE)

365 Never look a gift bartendress in the mouth.

Posted by: tubal at January 02, 2020 04:53 PM (bCLt0)

366
They have to go with the crap coming out of un-named sources and the likes of GPS because they have no actual reporters gathering facts and digging up stories.
Posted by: IanDeal at January 02, 2020 04:50 PM (vgGyZ)

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I think that's part of it, but also that under Obama, the media completely merged with the Dems in Ben Rhodes' vaunted echo chamber of 28-year-olds. Go ahead and give them a trillion bucks, and it won't matter, because they have given up the institutional memory of how to report in favor of a bunch of millennial tabula rasas who will report whatever they're told to like trained seals.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 02, 2020 04:54 PM (AzW6q)

367 Tonight @JackPosobiec is going to break a massive story that should shed light on what has been going on in Ukraine. Tune in to @OANN!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at January 02, 2020 04:54 PM (BqBId)

368 Noodles.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2020 04:54 PM (mWzQJ)

369 >>> Never look a gift bartendress in the mouth.
Posted by: tubal

I know, right!?!

Posted by: AOC at January 02, 2020 04:55 PM (SvDZu)

370 327 NaCly-Hindenberg? Fat chick reference or disasterous relationship reference.

Posted by: JROD at January 02, 2020 04:52 PM (luTBU)

I'm not keen on the hindenberg reference regarding my relationships. My romantic relationships end in a more Wagnerian conflagration.


Posted by: Archer at January 02, 2020 04:55 PM (gmo/4)

371 I try to use epiphany as often as I can.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 04:53 PM (n1yOz)

It expires in 3 days.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 02, 2020 04:55 PM (qEujL)

372 294 Freshly divorced women. Be vewy, vewy careful.
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she's prolly not even divorced. Just kicked hubs out.
________________

The headline story in today's U.K. version of the Daily Mail is about some man and woman who were murdered in the U.K. yesterday. Both were separated from their spouses, and they'd just started having a relationship with each other. The woman's husband, who was living elsewhere (wife had kicked him to the curb), came to the family home where he and his soon-to-be ex-wife and kids still lived, found his wife and her new boyfriend together there, and stabbed them both to death.

So yeah, always a good idea to be very careful with people who are freshly detached from other relationships. You never know how crazy the ex might be!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 02, 2020 04:56 PM (k4dH2)

373 Ummm... That won't help.
-----The Federal Judiciary

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (AzW6q)

Oh wait and see.
Posted by: Random Texan Judge # 18 at January 02, 2020 04:52 PM (ayFCE)


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Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2020 04:56 PM (vEIlU)

374 357
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 02, 2020 04:49 PM (UmCSQ)



"Married" means "pounce at will."

Posted by: Emmie at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (87gB3


Careful - that's Nurse's territory, the pouncing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 02, 2020 04:56 PM (D2IX6)

375 JROD

Disastrous relationships reference.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2020 04:57 PM (u82oZ)

376 Let's try not to be too negative here. I'm sure they have the best of intentions.

America has never been in better hands.

Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2020 04:57 PM (zD38/)

377 Elderly Trump voters murdered in elder homes.

https://tinyurl.com/sm8pt9l

But, hey, let's turn over the entire medical care service industries over to the Gov.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 02, 2020 04:42 PM (w7KSn)
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So, a guy was triggered by #It'sOkayToBeWhite that was trending on Twitter and decides to fess up to killing 11 elderly Trump supporters and there's no way to ck. if true.
With what's going on in restaurants regarding Trump supporters I would not be surprised if this didn't happen. These people are deranged and dangerous.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2020 04:57 PM (wiXsO)

378 If the Donks and Clintoons were not for sale, the Rooshans could not buy them. Cheap.

Posted by: klaftern at January 02, 2020 04:59 PM (RuIsu)

379 Welcome to the Moron Advice Mart. Feel free to browse our subjects and don't forget to check back ofter as we update advice subjects frequently.

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Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2020 05:00 PM (7/YOc)

380 And some came from Serhiy Leshchenko in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw


Yep

Posted by: Sharkman at January 02, 2020 05:01 PM (fp3O8)

381 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 02, 2020 05:02 PM (ayFCE)

382 Epistemological. Mmmmm...

Posted by: klaftern at January 02, 2020 05:02 PM (RuIsu)

383 Kerygma and kenosis are good words to use in conversation.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2020 05:05 PM (n1yOz)

384 wagons circling wagons, an epidemic of cya to avoid prison, or death. the latter might give reason for singing

Posted by: micky at January 02, 2020 05:06 PM (0FLIU)

385 Due to my security clearance and job at this time period, I cannot legally confirm or deny the veracity of this article.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/01/19/ British 15 year old gained access intelligence operations Afghanistan

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 02, 2020 05:22 PM (P+Ru9)

386 Tracing it back - the whole thing was a scam. I then started getting a lot more careful reading these things and realized there are a lot of these kinds academic scams going on. Really it is just the same system tobacco companies perfected.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 02, 2020 04:51 PM (+DS2f)

There was one guy who was famous for his studies on identical twins raised apart. It was the foundation for the field of study.

Then someone looked at the information. The guy kept adding twins to the study, long after his retirement. Yet the results were identical to the last decimal place as new studies were added.

This is non-possible. So they looked at the raw data and it was entirely made up, both before and after retirement. Just a total loss.

Similarly in parapsychology there was a study of random guessing that was the best done. The numbers to guess were taken from a random number table with a method described in the paper. So decades later someone compared the tables to the raw data. Whole rows were added 'between' real random data that had a high level of correct guesses. Also they found that some of the numbers in the lab book were fudged to create correct guesses...changing 1 to 4, 6 to 8 that sort of thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 02, 2020 05:57 PM (eoQWY)

387 118
does anyone else think that Epstein may still be alive?

Posted by: nurse ratched

I not only think he may be alive, I think he is alive.

Posted by: dirks strewn DA 1977 at January 02, 2020 06:04 PM (/Fmtj)

388 Posted by: Oldcat at January 02, 2020 05:57 PM (eoQWY)

well that is a different thing - the replication crises.

A group of scientists tried to replicate a bunch of studies. they found something like 60-80% of sociology and psychology studies were garbage. Couldn't be replicated. Either fake, or so poorly thought out they meant nothing.

Another group spent time making up nonsensical papers and getting them published. I think one was essentially Mien Kompf, re-written as science. They also tried the same thing with pagerism - basically straight up copying other papers and submitting them for publication. Dismal results.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 02, 2020 07:04 PM (+DS2f)

389 Another group spent time making up nonsensical papers and getting them published. I think one was essentially Mien Kompf, re-written as science. They also tried the same thing with pagerism - basically straight up copying other papers and submitting them for publication. Dismal results.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 02, 2020 07:04 PM (+DS2f)

There was another incident where a guy was found to have gotten papers published by just taking a paper from Journal X, submitting it to obscure journal Y with a different title. He had hundreds of papers on his CV, almost all of which were fraudulent.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 02, 2020 07:47 PM (eoQWY)

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