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Sundown Joe Biden: The Coal Miners I Intend to Make Unemployed Should Just... Learn to Code

Well, I wasn't expecting that.

I should have expected that, but even a Very Smart Military Blogger (Note: I am only one of those things) isn't smart enough to stay two steps ahead of the left's stupidity.

Ed Driscoll at Instapundit had just been reviewing Joe Biden's previous statements about his desire to put thousands of energy sector workers out of a job...

The New Hotness? Biden Obliviously Tells Press that Fossil Fuel Execs Should Be Jailed.

Earlier: Ruthless Joe Biden Admits He'll Sacrifice Hundreds of Thousands of Blue-Collar Workers for His Green Dream.

And then he noted this new quote:

Shot: Biden: 'We're All Dead' if We Don’t Stop Using Fossil Fuels.

--Breitbart.com, today.

And now Sundown Joe shows that his demented mind still thinks it's 1996 as he actually says that workers driven out of jobs by government actions should just learn to code.

Former Vice President Joe Biden suggested Monday that displaced coal miners should learn to code.

"Anybody who can go down 3,000 feet in a mine can sure as hell learn to program as well," Biden said at a New Hampshire event Monday. He added later: "Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God's sake!"


Say -- isn't Twitter supposed to deplatform any user telling someone to learn to code? Twitter banned people for saying that to "journalists."

Does this rule only apply to telling "journalists" to learn to code?

I guess it does.

Shall we just now admit that the left-leaning faction in this country is simply a Will to Power mafia with no political ambition except to advance the interests of the in-group members and destroy anyone criticizing them?

Maybe Hunter Biden needs to learn to code.


The IRS placed a tax lien on Hunter Biden for $112,805 in unpaid taxes from 2015, according to records the Daily Caller News Foundation obtained.

Biden served on the boards of the Ukrainian natural gas company Burisma Holdings and the Chinese private equity firm BHR Partners in 2015.

Biden has been accused of refusing to provide basic information about his finances in an ongoing paternity case in Arkansas.

Meanwhile, even grotesque peasant-footed sow Ana Navarro worries that he just can't give a straight answer about his ne'er-do-well grifter Hunter.

"He should go make the argument nothing was illegal that was done, but I also think, politically, this is going to continue coming up for Biden. There's absolutely no shot either in the primary or much less in a general, should he make it, this will not come up and he needs to have tight, consistent answers that are logical, not defensive, not emotional. This is going to continue coming up. He needs to know how to deal with it, because it’s not going away."

Also: Biden was heckled as "quid pro quo Joe" at his own campaign events:

Posted by: Ace at 02:27 PM




Comments

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1 'Old Gray' Biden

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 31, 2019 02:27 PM (uS2EJ)

2 I once wrestled a baseball away from Joe Biden at a park in Atlanta, GA

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 31, 2019 02:28 PM (uS2EJ)

3 Such a gray day

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 31, 2019 02:28 PM (Aen21)

4 Does this mean he is going to get banned by Twitter? Sorry just kidding, he is a democrat so of course not.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 31, 2019 02:28 PM (kUmUV)

5 Slow Joe. The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2019 02:28 PM (Jk+3L)

6 Gin the fog again

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 02:28 PM (ZCEU2)

7 grey Boxing Day?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2019 02:29 PM (l6b3d)

8 This man's not going to win his party's nomination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:29 PM (UWqZJ)

9 I called the others, because.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 31, 2019 02:29 PM (Aen21)

10 "Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God's sake!"

not sure who he's really insulting here, so I'm going to go with 'everyone'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 31, 2019 02:29 PM (uS2EJ)

11 Gray or Grey?

Posted by: Tinker at December 31, 2019 02:29 PM (SvDZu)

12 You code sixteen lines and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
St. Peter don't call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to Jeff Bezos

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 02:29 PM (+y/Ru)

13 This is grayer than my hair.

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at December 31, 2019 02:29 PM (6XLoz)

14 no one put joe in a box!

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at December 31, 2019 02:30 PM (G546f)

15 The Grift that keeps on Grifting...

Posted by: attila the thrilla at December 31, 2019 02:30 PM (w7KSn)

16 Bet his estates burn lots of fossil fuels

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 02:30 PM (ZCEU2)

17 And yet The Fox News poll has Biden leading Trump by about 6 points

News you can trust becchi g from Chris Stirewalt's fat bloated head.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 31, 2019 02:30 PM (xsnT2)

18 Shot: Biden: 'We're All Dead' if We Don't Stop Using Fossil Fuels.
--Breitbart.com, today.

===========

Why would moderate Democrats vote for this man?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:30 PM (UWqZJ)

19 Learn to code, Ace!

Posted by: joey biden at December 31, 2019 02:30 PM (Dh1wo)

20 "Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God's sake!"

This is what he thinks coal MINERS do?

Posted by: WTP at December 31, 2019 02:30 PM (66rlH)

21 Gray is American spelling
Grey is British spelling

i remember it thus:

A = American
E = English

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 31, 2019 02:31 PM (uS2EJ)

22 Did Creepy Joe wade into the crowd to punch the hecklers out?
And I've never seen Fatty Ana's feet and I never want to.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 02:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

23 Either you're serious about the fossil fuel rhetoric or you are not.

If you are, then you have to say HOW you do this. In detail.

It would be fascinating to hear the details because it will inevitably involve some sort of magic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 31, 2019 02:32 PM (Boy/L)

24 half the country will vote for this demented bucket of shit given the chance. yeah, we're fucked.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2019 02:32 PM (KP5rU)

25 ace said "shot:"
but where's the chaser?

we're not hobo drunks, ace, we're classy alcoholics!

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at December 31, 2019 02:32 PM (G546f)

26 Why do I suddenly have The Grateful Dead's "Touch of Gray" playing in my head?

CokeBoi has pretty much torpedoed Joey Plugs.

Plus, Old White Man.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 02:32 PM (4QyVs)

27 >>>
i remember it thus:

A = American
E = English
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power


Thanks. Always had wondered.

Posted by: Tinker at December 31, 2019 02:32 PM (SvDZu)

28 It's enough to give your leg hairs an erection.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 02:32 PM (m45I2)

29 I feel like I'm back in the Welsh coal mine.

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at December 31, 2019 02:32 PM (acnx4)

30 Can we get to fifty before the gray shades out?

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 31, 2019 02:32 PM (Aen21)

31 Slo-Joe has gone full left retard. He will not be the nominee regardless of the primaries, none of the current candidates will be.

Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 02:33 PM (mpXpK)

32 23 Either you're serious about the fossil fuel rhetoric or you are not.

If you are, then you have to say HOW you do this. In detail.

It would be fascinating to hear the details because it will inevitably involve some sort of magic.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 31, 2019 02:32 PM (Boy/L)

=========

Complete government control of all production capability to rebuild every building in the country more eco-friendly and convert every energy source to solar.

Also, destroy capitalism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:33 PM (UWqZJ)

33 Willowed:

Deplorable Jay Guevara

I think the divide is urban vs rural. I moved to one of the most conservative counties in Kansas. With an University, culture, and a Target in town, although we live in the country.

The City is going down with Leftist dogma and budgets. An unthinking religious cult is in every school system, and in every city over 50,000.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2019 02:33 PM (u82oZ)

34 Joe Biden bare knuckled a coal miner back in '63.
Knocked the grey right off of him.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 31, 2019 02:33 PM (88+cf)

35 Learn to Grift

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at December 31, 2019 02:34 PM (G546f)

36 Charles Payne is going off on this very topic on FBN as I type. LMAO

LOLGF Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 31, 2019 02:34 PM (ufFY8)

37 I kinda like the grey!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 31, 2019 02:34 PM (SRRAx)

38 > This is what he thinks coal MINERS do?

Yeah, bizarre. Even weirder that he thinks manually stoking a coal furnace is still even a job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 02:34 PM (4QyVs)

39 Gray is American spelling
Grey is British spelling


*********

Willie Meys, (the Sey Hey Kid) must have been British.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (m45I2)

40 Hunter Biden should learn to code, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (6JYGT)

41 Complete government control of all production capability to rebuild every building in the country more eco-friendly and convert every energy source to solar.

The trucking and aviation industries would like a word.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (Boy/L)

42 Shot: Biden: "We're All Dead" if We Don't Stop Using Fossil Fuels.



And yankees will be dead if we do. Solar doesn't work worth a shit when it's cloudy skies for weeks at a time.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (HdZcn)

43

So if we tell some loser "journalist" to learn to code it's a hate crime but that doddering idiot tells miners to learn to code and it's okay. Got it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (iKQhZ)

44 ace said "shot:"
but where's the chaser?

-
AOC's district is losing in redistricting. She may have to go back to watering the gin.

https://bit.ly/2MMmDap

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)

45 There has to be a way to entice Joe into riffing on tranny butt-babies.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (sWM8x)

46 For the Ana types out there defending Hunter as a legitimate businessman, dare them to give all of their disposable income to Hunter to invest for them. Demand that their company pension funds do the same.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (Dh1wo)

47 ONT when privileged white within 10 comments

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (ZCEU2)

48 Is Ace off with hat Twitter Whore again, and not reading the blog?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (tT0V4)

49 41 Complete government control of all production capability to rebuild every building in the country more eco-friendly and convert every energy source to solar.

The trucking and aviation industries would like a word.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (Boy/L)

=========

Just give 'em solar panels. It'll work. I saw it in a movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:36 PM (UWqZJ)

50 The Democrats want to take away working class jobs and make the working class Trump supporters. Trump wants to give the working class jobs making them Trump supporters.



Conclusion: Trump is a Democrat

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at December 31, 2019 02:36 PM (lnWzE)

51 Yes!

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 31, 2019 02:36 PM (Aen21)

52 Complete government control of all production capability to rebuild
every building in the country more eco-friendly and convert every energy
source to solar.
And make the trains run on time!


Posted by: Roland THTG at December 31, 2019 02:36 PM (88+cf)

53 Even weirder that he thinks manually stoking a coal furnace is still even a job.


Power to the pumps! Power to the dancing spark!

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at December 31, 2019 02:36 PM (acnx4)

54 Complete government control of all production capability to rebuild every building in the country more eco-friendly and convert every energy source to solar.

The trucking and aviation industries would like a word.
Posted by: Circa


Kinetic energy for planes. Big assed rubber bands on the propellers.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 02:36 PM (HdZcn)

55 Biden is the perfect leftard. He has the IQ of a Parameciums left nut.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 31, 2019 02:36 PM (KB6If)

56 You think you can box me in like this, Ace??

You have no idea what I am capable of when I get riled up!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 31, 2019 02:36 PM (CjFDo)

57 44 ace said "shot:"
but where's the chaser?

-
AOC's district is losing in redistricting. She may have to go back to watering the gin.

https://bit.ly/2MMmDap
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)

========

Heh.

They could redistrict out another Republican or AOC.

They're going to get rid of AOC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (UWqZJ)

58 Coal Miners - minorities who identify as black or wannabe VA governors?

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (G546f)

59 Didn't Creepy Joe say something stupid just the other day about his compassion for the lot of the working man?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

60 Good while it lasted.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (Aen21)

61 But it is Greyhound you leave the driving to

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (ZCEU2)

62 fucking banjo boy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (KP5rU)

63 LOLGF demonrats !


Slow Joe needs to pass his declining years in jail, to keep the rest of us safe.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (zlgJP)

64 He has the IQ of a Parameciums left nut.


*********

So you're saying his leg hairs are flagellae?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (m45I2)

65 I owe my soul to Jeff Bezos
And the Apple apps store!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (Dh1wo)

66 33 Willowed:

Deplorable Jay Guevara

I think the divide is urban vs rural. I moved to one of the most conservative counties in Kansas. With an University, culture, and a Target in town, although we live in the country.

The City is going down with Leftist dogma and budgets. An unthinking religious cult is in every school system, and in every city over 50,000.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2019 02:33 PM (u82oZ)


I'm not surprised. What is it about cities?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (6JYGT)

67 All this grey contributes to the Climate Emergency...causing greenhouse gases to stay...causing Climate Change!

How DARE you!

Posted by: Greedo Dumbassberg at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (ufFY8)

68 "Even weirder that he thinks manually stoking a coal furnace is still even a job."

Not to dis coal miners, my grandfather was one, but how do these job skills line up? Anyone who can mine coal can certainly do wtf it is he does, though.

Posted by: WTP at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (66rlH)

69 What would Neil Kinnock say?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (6/uwW)

70 Codin' as a web dev

Full Stack a down, down

Codin' as a web dev

Oops, about to refactor

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2019 02:38 PM (l6b3d)

71 This is what he thinks coal MINERS do?

Yeah, bizarre. Even weirder that he thinks manually stoking a coal furnace is still even a job.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
........

But when they get done with their day of work, they can go home and play the record player.. They always have that!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 31, 2019 02:38 PM (CjFDo)

72 That's better! Perhaps the planet will not DIE within twelve years now.

Posted by: Greedo Dumbassberg at December 31, 2019 02:38 PM (ufFY8)

73 That Baghdad riot looks a lot like LA.

They claim no one will be left alive. Wonder if they know what they are saying?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 02:39 PM (AfYvi)

74 How many coders does the world need?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 02:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

75 AOC's district is losing in redistricting. She may have to go back to watering the gin.

https://bit.ly/2MMmDap
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)

========

Heh.

They could redistrict out another Republican or AOC.

They're going to get rid of AOC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:37 PM (UWqZJ)


(listens carefully) Do I hear Pelosi cackling?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:39 PM (6JYGT)

76 Loretta Lynn was actually born a Code Miner's daughter.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 31, 2019 02:40 PM (88+cf)

77 That Baghdad riot looks a lot like LA.

They claim no one will be left alive. Wonder if they know what they are saying?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 02:39 PM (AfYvi)


Time to send in the 1st BN, Rooftop Korean Regiment.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 31, 2019 02:40 PM (SgjGX)

78 The more he talks in public, the more the public learns about him. This is all good.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 02:40 PM (Y3R0d)

79 They claim no one will be left alive.

Heh. Irony.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 31, 2019 02:40 PM (Boy/L)

80 I have a bit of a head code today.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 02:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

81 o/t

tom steyer is a blowhard, and his campaign commercials suck.

i had to say it.

Posted by: trapper's girl at December 31, 2019 02:40 PM (dzWB5)

82 The Paste Eater rarely disappoints.

If you're into cray-cray, that is.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2019 02:40 PM (Z4rgH)

83 Coal miners get paid $60,000 a year and up.

Become a coder and work 80 hr weeks for half that competing with 12 million H1B workers from Asia.

And that's the work that is still done here and not shipped off to coding farms in Mombai..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 31, 2019 02:40 PM (CjFDo)

84 yes, anyone who can shovel coal can learn to be a Democrat candidate for president!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 31, 2019 02:41 PM (4a9Vv)

85 At least banjo boy could play banjo pretty good ... Slow Joe is barely able to fold up the wads of cash he takes to sell out America to its enemies.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 31, 2019 02:41 PM (zlgJP)

86 81 o/t

tom steyer is a blowhard, and his campaign commercials suck.

i had to say it.
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 31, 2019 02:40 PM (dzWB5)

=========

But they have so many inspirational shots of Steyer in the middle of mostly empty auditorium spaces.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)

87 "He should go make the argument nothing was illegal that was done"

Telling Crazy SloppyJoe to lie, again?

Posted by: DD More at December 31, 2019 02:41 PM (L6DHP)

88 What's got two thumbs and very interested in miners?

(points thumbs back at himself)

THIS GUY!

Posted by: Joey Bidien at December 31, 2019 02:41 PM (Hl0hh)

89 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2019 02:41 PM (KNsKs)

90 My husband and I made our living in the mining industry - copper/gold, open pit and underground, in Canada and overseas. And I can tell you that every single mining person we ever met, including those involved in the extraction of coal, runs rings around Slow Joe intellectually, and in every other way. The man is a complete embarrassment to his country.

Posted by: Goldilocks at December 31, 2019 02:41 PM (csF5c)

91 Do they still code in COALBOL?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 02:41 PM (m45I2)

92 I'd like to hear one "learn to code" democrat say they'll abolish H1-B

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at December 31, 2019 02:41 PM (G546f)

93 My Grandfather was a coal miner 70 years ago and even back then they where not stocking a coal furnace.

I would venture a guess lighting coal on fire inside the mine was frowned on even before you had electric lights in the mines.

Things that make you go BOOOM!

Posted by: Big V at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (B06Zw)

94 Kinetic energy for planes. Big assed rubber bands on the propellers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 02:36 PM (HdZcn)


And why should the passengers just be allowed to sit there on a flight when they could be winding up the rubber bands...

unless, it is a necessary Congressional flight required to keep our legislators informed of developments here and there, mostly there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (BiNEL)

95 Power to the pumps! Power to the dancing spark!
Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden

You a Fritz Lang fan, too, Joe?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (ovpZu)

96 Digging coal is pretty technical for an old bastard who cant wipe his own ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (KB6If)

97 Fossil fuels stole my childhood.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (vtcmf)

98 Susan Li of the nice lips will substitute for big-boobed Liz Claman today.
This is a net improvement.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (ufFY8)

99 You code 16 gig
what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.

Posted by: Seattle Bill Gates at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (88+cf)

100 The Mafia would at least leave you alone if you paid them.

Not so with these busybody fascists.

Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (XvfN1)

101 Has Biden done anything to contribute to the human race since his time as a lifeguard?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

102 Apparently, Joe Biden does not drink. What the heck makes him look and sound like he's drugged out?

Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (Y3R0d)

103 78 The more he talks in public, the more the public learns about him. This is all good.
Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 02:40 PM (Y3R0d)


That's what kicked Fauxcahontas's campaign in the ne-nes: public exposure that she'd escaped when she was back in the pack, but once she started to move up ... uh, no ... then she moved back down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (6JYGT)

104 That Baghdad riot looks a lot like LA.

They claim no one will be left alive. Wonder if they know what they are saying?

--

The left is outright saying we have four (4) years to stop global warming or we're all doomed.

Posted by: Joey Bidien at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (Hl0hh)

105 The bad news? The Captain wants to go waterskiing this afternoon.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (acnx4)

106 I'm starting to think this Biden guy isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (ZLI7S)

107 "Become a coder and work 80 hr weeks for half that competing with 12 million H1B workers from Asia. "

Please. If you're making 30K and working 80 hours a week, you must suck at coding or you're too stupid to find a better job. Or you're some barely-a-coder JavaScript monkey or such...not to (totally) dis JavaScript.

Posted by: WTP at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (66rlH)

108 Tangential:

If you've ever wanted to see what real communist Hollywood filmmaking looks like, watch Matewan by John Sayles about coal miners in the 20s.

Pretty good movie. Full communist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (UWqZJ)

109 Learn to cod

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (rpxSz)

110 Our time on this planet is too short to wear old socks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (Hl0hh)

111 Joe's learning to implode.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (+fPHo)

112 $#9835 Baby it's code outside ♫

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (HdZcn)

113 >>>What's got two thumbs and very interested in miners?

(points thumbs back at himself)

THIS GUY!
Posted by: Joey Bidien


Are talking miners or minors?

Posted by: Zombie Epstein at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (SvDZu)

114 Better be careful with Sundown Joe - he could slip back into Sheriff Joe and begin firing two blasts from his shotgun*.

*Probably into his foot, seeing his track record...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (zL/eJ)

115 Ponder that a fossil is railing against fossil fuels.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (6JYGT)

116 OT: Saw we're sending reinforcements to the embassy in Baghdad. For those of the Horde with experience in such things, how many infantrymen are necessary to defend a 100 acre compound from militia funded by proxy by the dogeater through Iran?

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at December 31, 2019 02:44 PM (Q6el7)

117 How has somebody as stupid as Biden managed to hang around this long?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 02:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

118 I believe the joke is that we can save a great deal of fuel if all the roads were rebuilt to all go downhill.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 31, 2019 02:44 PM (4a9Vv)

119 So how exactly does the IRS intend to get its due from Hunter Fraudster? Wage garnishment? Backup witholding? A visit from kneecappers? Sternly worded letter?

Posted by: kallisto at December 31, 2019 02:44 PM (CWvyb)

120 99 You code 16 gig
what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Posted by: Seattle Bill Gates at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (88+cf)


you betta, you betta , you bet

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2019 02:44 PM (rpxSz)

121 116 OT: Saw we're sending reinforcements to the embassy in Baghdad. For those of the Horde with experience in such things, how many infantrymen are necessary to defend a 100 acre compound from militia funded by proxy by the dogeater through Iran?
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at December 31, 2019 02:44 PM (Q6el7)

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Just send Kurt Russell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:44 PM (UWqZJ)

122 "102 Apparently, Joe Biden does not drink. What the heck makes him look and sound like he's drugged out?

Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (Y3R0d) "


Brain damage ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 31, 2019 02:44 PM (zlgJP)

123 Please. If you're making 30K and working 80 hours a week, you must suck at coding or you're too stupid to find a better job. Or you're some barely-a-coder JavaScript monkey or such...not to (totally) dis JavaScript.
Posted by: WTP


My name is Paul, from Mumbai.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (HdZcn)

124 110 Our time on this planet is too short to wear old socks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (Hl0hh)

Amen, brother.

A.Men.

Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (XvfN1)

125 What he meant to say was those coal miners could easily become BitCoin miners, by learning to code!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (BiNEL)

126 > "Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God's sake!"

Wut?

Half the code my computer science and electrical engineering degree holding colleagues put out needs reworking and tweaking.

I'm no ivory tower twerp. I encourage people to learn to code. It's challenging and rewarding and frustrating and fun. But, not everyone can be a professional programmer.

I'd love for someone to ask old Joe what he thinks coding is. Id bet his impression is a nerd who wiggles his fingers at a computer and magic happens.

Also, how does shovelling coal translate to programming?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (i0wNm)

127 OT: Saw we're sending reinforcements to the embassy in Baghdad. For those of the Horde with experience in such things, how many infantrymen are necessary to defend a 100 acre compound from militia funded by proxy by the dogeater through Iran?

A Marine FAST team can defend damn near anything, especially with Apache support.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (Boy/L)

128 The left is outright saying we have four (4) years to stop global warming or we're all doomed.
Posted by: Joey Bidien at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (Hl0hh)


I thought we had 12 years, now down to 11. What happened?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (6JYGT)

129 >>Ponder that a fossil is railing against fossil fuels.

I'm more impressed that he wants to throw his own son in jail.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (ZLI7S)

130 OT: Saw we're sending reinforcements to the embassy in Baghdad. For those of the Horde with experience in such things, how many infantrymen are necessary to defend a 100 acre compound from militia funded by proxy by the dogeater through Iran?
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at December 31, 2019 02:44 PM (Q6el7)


The more the better. A large crowd can attack from multiple directions, and if things get too hot the more defenders that you have the more options you have for getting everyone out alive.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (SgjGX)

131 Apparently, Joe Biden does not drink. What the heck makes him look and sound like he's drugged out?

Posted by: m


Strokes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (HdZcn)

132 Joey Bidien

That's minors, not miners.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (u82oZ)

133 This bunch of ghouls is a prog veterans' group. They have our fighting men's back.

VoteVets@votevets
Hey @POTUS remember you're Benghazi rants during 2016?

You're about to have your own one unfortunately in Iraq.

-
What's a few dead bodies if it hurts Trump? Incidentally, your use of "you're" in your first sentence speaks to your grasp of geopolitical issues.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (+y/Ru)

134 Bomb every oil refinery in Iran. Every. Single. One.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (prSvo)

135 128 The left is outright saying we have four (4) years to stop global warming or we're all doomed.
Posted by: Joey Bidien at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (Hl0hh)

I thought we had 12 years, now down to 11. What happened?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (6JYGT)

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They said Obama had 4 years to save the planet in 2009.

How many on the Left remember that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (UWqZJ)

136 I don't care if "gray" is the American way to spell the word; I like the "look" of the word "grey", so I'll keep spelling it that way (and I am a spelling Nazi)!

My ancestry is all British and Scottish, so I'll just chalk it up as an homage to those who came before me.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (SRRAx)

137 it's particularly sad because many folks on the left are still living like it's Dec 2016 and we've learned nothing since then...meanwhile Quid Pro Joe is living like it's 1986 ... in the USSR.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (FEQY4)

138 "119 So how exactly does the IRS intend to get its due from Hunter Fraudster? Wage garnishment? Backup witholding? A visit from kneecappers? Sternly worded letter?

Posted by: kallisto at December 31, 2019 02:44 PM (CWvyb) "



At a guess, the same way they are collecting from Al Sharpton.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (zlgJP)

139 O/T

Some folk are tracking two C-17's that just departed Dover on a reportedly unusual track.

And reports that 100 Marines are now inserted into the Embassy .

We now return you to slapping Joe with a paste brush.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (tT0V4)

140 Where have you gone Neil Kinnock?

A plagiarist turns his bloody eyes to you ... Woo, hoo, hoo ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (lY99J)

141 The left is outright saying we have four (4) years to stop global warming or we're all doomed.
Posted by: Joey Bidien at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (Hl0hh)

I thought we had 12 years, now down to 11. What happened?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


They were counting in metric.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (HdZcn)

142 10 "Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God's sake!"

not sure who he's really insulting here, so I'm going to go with 'everyone'
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 31, 2019 02:29 PM (uS2EJ)

I believe you're right!

Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (Y3R0d)

143
I learn to code .... when you are gone
I learn to code
I learn to code, when you comin' home
I can't go on.

~Eccentric Miners Orchestra

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

144 Pic of the old man (Col. Sanders) with rifle across his vest staring at the mob is a good one.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (AfYvi)

145 OT: Saw we're sending reinforcements to the embassy in Baghdad.

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Wait, how do they know they'll get there in time?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (Hl0hh)

146 Biden is the candidate of choice for the neverTrumpers, isn't he?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

147 Not any kind of expert, but helicoptering in a few pallets of claymore mines would probably be helpful.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (4QyVs)

148 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Joe was a Coal Miner's Daughter.

Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (XvfN1)

150 Re: Susan Li. I don't know much about.anything except pullin.dents and bjs. And Suzys got bj lips.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (6/uwW)

151 I mean, both involved long hours in dark, cramped spaces with filthy coworkers, but at least with coal mining you only run the risk of death. With coding you run the risk of being lectured about which Unix variant is best.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (SgjGX)

152 146 Biden is the candidate of choice for the neverTrumpers, isn't he?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

=========

As long as he's the Democratic frontrunner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (UWqZJ)

153 "My name is Paul, from Mumbai."

Paul from Mubai, been wanting to talk to you about how your code is shiite. You should have learned from my good friend Ashim with whom I work. We make 6 figures. Of course we do real software development/engineering not front-end GUI cartoons.

Posted by: WTP at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (66rlH)

154 116 two battalions

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 02:48 PM (ZCEU2)

155 A Marine FAST team can defend damn near anything, especially with Apache support.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (Boy/L)


What he said.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 31, 2019 02:48 PM (88+cf)

156 I saw Joe in a Coal Miners Glove match against Hacksaw Jim Duggan. loser had to learn to code

Posted by: George Glass at December 31, 2019 02:48 PM (2cfUo)

157 But they have so many inspirational shots of Steyer in the middle of mostly empty auditorium spaces.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)


Well, at least we know he's not agoraphobic.

For my part, I can't wait for Steyer to slither back under his rock.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:48 PM (6JYGT)

158 VoteVets@votevets

A) What fucking turds.

B) This POTUS doesn't hide in the basement.

C) Refresh my memory on when the Marines arrived in Banghazi.

To hell with these people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 31, 2019 02:48 PM (Boy/L)

159 'Old Gray' Biden
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 31, 2019 02:27 PM (uS2EJ)


The old gray Biden just ain't what she used to be,
ain't what she used to be,
ain't what she used to be....

Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

160 The Mafia would at least leave you alone if you paid them.

Not so with these busybody fascists.

Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (XvfN1)


The Mafia just wants to wet their beak.

The fascists want to control your life, ostensibly for your own good of course!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 31, 2019 02:48 PM (BiNEL)

161 OT: Saw we're sending reinforcements to the embassy in Baghdad.

---

Wait, how do they know they'll get there in time?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (Hl0hh)

==

Stand down! It's already too late!

and arrest that random youtoober!

Posted by: Hic-lary at December 31, 2019 02:48 PM (G546f)

162 Bomb every oil refinery in Iran. Every. Single. One.
Posted by: Guzalot at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (prSvo)

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They dont have but one.

Thats their problem. The cant pump all the crude they want out of the ground. They cant refine it at all.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 02:48 PM (8XRCm)

163 98 Susan Li of the nice lips will substitute for big-boobed Liz Claman today.
This is a net improvement.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 31, 2019 02:42 PM (ufFY

casting is everything

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2019 02:48 PM (rpxSz)

164 >>Wait, how do they know they'll get there in time?

They started sending Marines to the embassy two days ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2019 02:49 PM (ZLI7S)

165 150
Re: Susan Li. I don't know much about.anything except pullin.dents and bjs. And Suzys got bj lips.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 31, 2019 02:47 PM (6/uwW)

And she is not as hysterical as the redhead.
In fact, she seems to have a brain.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 31, 2019 02:49 PM (ufFY8)

166 abort

Posted by: Millionaire Coder at December 31, 2019 02:49 PM (vtcmf)

167 He gets more odious each day. What a condescending prick.

This crap from the father of an addicted, slimy sleazebag who never worked an honest day in his life.


Posted by: Cheri at December 31, 2019 02:49 PM (oiNtH)

168 Hmm did the word go out from the Democrats to Iran that they would like a hostage crisis to hold over Trump in an election year?

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2019 02:49 PM (KNsKs)

169 Hunter Bidet following in his father's footsteps but instead with computer code...


Hey Leisure Suit Larry needs a reboot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 02:49 PM (kD4oG)

170 Yikes. Biden is really looking like he has that West Virginia taxidermist on speed dial. (Y'no, the guy who kept Robert Byrd in the Senate long after his expiration date.)



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 31, 2019 02:50 PM (M/9m0)

171 They dont have but one.

Thats their problem. The cant pump all the crude they want out of the ground. They cant refine it at all.
Posted by: fixerupper
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In that case bomb it and when they rebuild it bomb it again.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 31, 2019 02:50 PM (prSvo)

172 Bomb every oil refinery in Iran. Every. Single. One.
Posted by: Guzalot at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (prSvo)

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They dont have but one.


This. Iran has ONE gasoline refinery. And one major shipment facility on Kharg Island.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 31, 2019 02:50 PM (Boy/L)

173 I thought we had 12 years, now down to 11. What happened?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

They were counting in metric.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (HdZcn)


Not dog years?

Actually, 11 could be binary, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:50 PM (6JYGT)

174 It is physically impossible to convert all electrical generation to solar and wind. And that doesn't even take into account transportation, aviation, and other industries that use fossil fuels.

The watermelons that believe this shit are insane. The politicians are just looking for an excuse for another tax.

Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 02:50 PM (mpXpK)

175 We have three more years to continue saying we have nine more years! Then we have to hit reset and go back to saying twelve more years. We say that for about five more years, then adjust it to, maybe, ten more years.

Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 02:50 PM (fK2gX)

176 "I'd love for someone to ask old Joe what he thinks coding is. Id bet his impression is a nerd who wiggles his fingers at a computer and magic happens. "

This. Saw an interview 20 or so years ago with one of AlGore's lackeys who was abysmally ignorant as to what the job entails but he KNEW all about how we just design it here and they code it over in Mumbai. They think coders are like typists.

Posted by: WTP at December 31, 2019 02:50 PM (66rlH)

177 Hmm did the word go out from the Democrats to Iran that they would like a hostage crisis to hold over Trump in an election year?


Karg Island weeps.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 02:51 PM (acnx4)

178 Yikes. Biden is really looking like he has that West Virginia taxidermist on speed dial. (Y'no, the guy who kept Robert Byrd in the Senate long after his expiration date.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 31, 2019 02:50 PM (M/9m0)


That guy is busy putting in overtime on the Notorious
RBG.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:51 PM (6JYGT)

179 Honestly if this is the shit the Democrat old guard are finally being honest about *pre-election*, what are Democrats still bothering to lie about?

Let's see. They used to:

"love America" X
"love a secure border" X
"love jobs" X
"love energy" X
"love a strong military" X
"love the military" X
"despise surveillance of private citizens" X
"love free speech" X
"love the nuclear family"
"love Jews" X

I feel like there's really only a few things left they're not telling us. And most of us know by now what those things are. Hint: It rhymes with floundups, flirk flamps, flilling flields, flovens, and flitches...

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2019 02:51 PM (uEbPt)

180 174 It is physically impossible to convert all electrical generation to solar and wind. And that doesn't even take into account transportation, aviation, and other industries that use fossil fuels.

The watermelons that believe this shit are insane. The politicians are just looking for an excuse for another tax.
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 02:50 PM (mpXpK)

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"Listen, Boomer, we don't need your false truths to get in the way of our preferred truths."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:51 PM (UWqZJ)

181 Former Burisma board members should Learn To Code.

And pay child support.

Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2019 02:51 PM (XvfN1)

182 Was listening to old time radio shows on XM. Heard an add for blue coal. for all your heating needs.

Posted by: George Glass at December 31, 2019 02:51 PM (2cfUo)

183 There may not have been anything technically illegal about hunter being on the bursima board. Government employees are supposed to avoid even the appearance of impropriety. And given that joe was point man in Ukraine, and told the president to stop investigating the company his son was employed by, does raise some concerns of impropriety.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 02:51 PM (fq0nT)

184 Joe wants to jail all the fossil fuel execs except, you know, Hunter.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 31, 2019 02:51 PM (Ndje9)

185 The more the better. A large crowd can attack from multiple directions, and if things get too hot the more defenders that you have the more options you have for getting everyone out alive.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (SgjGX)


Overwhelming force is always a plus!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 31, 2019 02:51 PM (BiNEL)

186 "Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God's sake!"

For fucks sake, how old is Joe exactly? I mean, is he living in the 1930s? No one shovels coal in a furnace - they haven't done that since the 1960s.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 31, 2019 02:52 PM (+DS2f)

187 > Please. If you're making 30K and working 80 hours a week, you must suck at coding or you're too stupid to find a better job. Or you're some barely-a-coder JavaScript monkey or such...not to (totally) dis JavaScript.

Seriously. I make low six figures working about 50 hours a week.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 31, 2019 02:52 PM (i0wNm)

188 Has Pierre deLecto volunteered to be Joe's VP candidate?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 02:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

189 A heckler at a Biden event told slojoe " stop touching kids, you pervert"

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2019 02:52 PM (BQEAt)

190 183 There may not have been anything technically illegal about hunter being on the bursima board. Government employees are supposed to avoid even the appearance of impropriety. And given that joe was point man in Ukraine, and told the president to stop investigating the company his son was employed by, does raise some concerns of impropriety.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 02:51 PM (fq0nT)

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Hunter being on the board isn't the crime.

The massive amount of money laundering through Ukraine was the crime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:52 PM (UWqZJ)

191 Bomb every oil refinery in Iran. Every. Single. One.
Posted by: Guzalot at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (prSvo)

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They dont have but one.

Thats their problem. The cant pump all the crude they want out of the ground. They cant refine it at all.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 02:48 PM (8XRCm)


As I read on this very blog the other day, with America's amped up oil production the Middle East just isn't as important as they used to be. What a shame.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 31, 2019 02:52 PM (aS1PU)

192 I thought we had 12 years, now down to 11. What happened?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Democrat crises all go to eleven.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2019 02:52 PM (uEbPt)

193 If you really believed that we're all going to die unless we stop using fossil fuels, then we'd have to nuke China, no?

For the children

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2019 02:52 PM (LKNqG)

194 In 50 years we will have fusion power plants for the leftists to protest.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 02:52 PM (fq0nT)

195 Biden: 'We're All Dead' if We Don't Stop Using Fossil Fuels.


*********

This guy is one sandwich board sign away from a street corner.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 02:53 PM (m45I2)

196 I'm so old I can remember when presidents wanted Americans to have decent jobs instead of destroying them.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 31, 2019 02:53 PM (HaL55)

197 "Four years of current emissions would be enough to blow what’s left of the carbon budget for a good chance of keeping global temperature rise to 1.5C."

https://tinyurl.com/y96nvrhm

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 02:53 PM (Hl0hh)

198 Every time I hear Ana Navarro, which fortunately isn't often, I just hear Mark Dice making pig grunt noises.

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2019 02:53 PM (F1m5e)

199 191 As I read on this very blog the other day, with America's amped up oil production the Middle East just isn't as important as they used to be. What a shame.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 31, 2019 02:52 PM (aS1PU)

=========

Damn America First strategies.

Doesn't Trump know that "America First" was used by racists in the 30s? That means that anything that's called "America First" is automatically racist too!

It's not worth the besmirchment. We should just give up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:53 PM (UWqZJ)

200 >>The massive amount of money laundering through Ukraine was the crime.

The massive amount of money laundering through Burisma was kind of a problem, too.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2019 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

201 Yep. Iran is just one NYC blackout away from total anarchy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 02:54 PM (kD4oG)

202 BREAKING: Protestors Attack US Embassy, Chant Death To America

However, they are expected to be back in time to participate in the next Democratic debate.

Posted by: Manufactured News Network at December 31, 2019 02:54 PM (Ndje9)

203 Joe Biden is one micro stroke away from being a potato.

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2019 02:54 PM (KNsKs)

204 198 Every time I hear Ana Navarro, which fortunately isn't often, I just hear Mark Dice making pig grunt noises.
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2019 02:53 PM (F1m5e)

Does she, in fact, have big, fat, peasant feet?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 02:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

205 As I read on this very blog the other day, with America's amped up oil production the Middle East just isn't as important as they used to be. What a shame.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 31, 2019 02:52 PM (aS1PU)

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We bombed targets in the Middle East that are literally extensions of the Nation of Iran. Iran vows to retatliate.

Gas went DOWN 3 cents this morning in my neck of the woods.

Ten years ago that shit takes a dollar jump at the pump.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 02:54 PM (8XRCm)

206 They said Obama had 4 years to save the planet in 2009.

How many on the Left remember that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (UWqZJ)


(looks out window) The Pacific Ocean looks the same height it's always been, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:54 PM (6JYGT)

207 Ex-miners are 85% of the Windows Update staff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (Hl0hh)

208 Hunter hasn't made an honest dime since he got a $350k no show job at MBNA out of law school

This and China and more will come out

Dead Candidate Walking

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (LKNqG)

209 I think an A10 pass over the Iranian embassy with a quick "Brrrrrrrrt" should do the trick.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (fq0nT)

210 OT: Don Imus is mort

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (m45I2)

211 Those new Dem coders will be vi-ing for new jobs, competing with the newly laid off journolists and , ahem, editors.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (ufFY8)

212 201 Yep. Iran is just one NYC blackout away from total anarchy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 02:54 PM (kD4oG)

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The sort of situation that would lead a desperate power structure to try and reframe their nation's problems on an external threat.

Weird...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (UWqZJ)

213 ooh looks like the US Marines gonna have themselves a firecrackin' good time this New Year's Eve!

Posted by: kallisto at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (CWvyb)

214 We need to sit on these bombs until Gropin' Joe gets the nomination. Happy New Year horde!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (iBBEC)

215 I remember when Franklin Roosevelt went on the internet and said we hve nothing t fear but Fortran. He was WRONG. WATFIV was what we had to fear and COBAL. These coal mind worker have great mines. They could easily switch to coding BASIC.

I'm telling you my articulate negro friend Corn Smackers, he was good looking too, said "Joe, you are one smart Honky." And Huggy Sugar Bear knew WATFIV. So you see, when you up the river without a steering wheel you can always use a brand new Univac because a TV came in colors.
My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (pw+jk)

216 Joe Biden is one micro stroke away from being a potato.
Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2019 02:54 PM (KNsKs)


Hey!!!

Posted by: A Potato at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

217 Joe Biden is one micro stroke away from being a potato.

Next is potted plant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (kD4oG)

218 There are laws against illegal payments by proxy. Hunter working for a foreign company may not be illegal but the act then of a VP pretecting that company becomes payoff money.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (ZCEU2)

219 OT: Don Imus is mort
Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (m45I2)


A few days ago.....

I'm shocked he's outlived by Larry King.

Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Will Hunter die under a bridge soon enough to help dad get elected?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 02:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

221 And now for my peasant feat...

Posted by: Ana Navarro Does the Limbo at December 31, 2019 02:56 PM (sWM8x)

222 hard to get a handle on what is actually happening - or not - in Baghdad right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 02:56 PM (Kpl3J)

223 Upon closer observation that bag of magazines he's holding turns out to be a Belgian Malinois.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 02:56 PM (AfYvi)

224 If you can mine coal...you can mine data

Posted by: George Glass at December 31, 2019 02:56 PM (2cfUo)

225 If you can't do the math and science yourself, maybe you shouldn't go around acting like you know what the hell is going on.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 31, 2019 02:56 PM (+DS2f)

226 A few days ago.....

I'm shocked he's outlived by Larry King.
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

----------------

Between Imus and King, they wore out enough faces for a dozen lifetimes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 31, 2019 02:57 PM (oBfF8)

227 I remember when Franklin Roosevelt went on the internet and said we hve nothing t fear but Fortran. He was WRONG. WATFIV was what we had to fear and COBAL. These coal mind worker have great mines. They could easily switch to coding BASIC.

I'm telling you my articulate negro friend Corn Smackers, he was good looking too, said "Joe, you are one smart Honky." And Huggy Sugar Bear knew WATFIV. So you see, when you up the river without a steering wheel you can always use a brand new Univac because a TV came in colors.
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (pw+jk)


Shit man. Throw in something about loving little kids sitting in your lap and this is spot the hell on.

Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

228 Biden reminds me of something Fred Allen once said about Jack Benny: he was born ignorant and has been losing ground ever since.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 31, 2019 02:57 PM (4a9Vv)

229 OT: Don Imus is mor

Again?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 02:57 PM (fq0nT)

230 229 OT: Don Imus is mort

Again?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 02:57 PM (fq0nT)

=========

No, still.

Same as Franco.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:58 PM (UWqZJ)

231 hard to get a handle on what is actually happening - or not - in Baghdad right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 02:56 PM (Kpl3J)


Well, you can always go to CNN to get the latest world events!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 31, 2019 02:58 PM (BiNEL)

232 I'm shocked that Imus was only 79.Hadn't seen him in years and even then he looked well into his 80's.More of a leather face than Robert Redford.

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2019 02:58 PM (KNsKs)

233 I don't care how desperate the Democrats are, they need to tell Joe to hang'em up. What's it going to take? The most viable democratic candidates are septuagenarians! And look at the democratic leaders in the House and Senate! The only change they'll be capable of is a diaper change.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at December 31, 2019 02:58 PM (vGJY7)

234 Here's to blood in yer eye ?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 31, 2019 02:58 PM (XvfN1)

235
Wait WUT??

Franco Harris is dead ???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

236 222
hard to get a handle on what is actually happening - or not - in Baghdad right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 02:56 PM (Kpl3J)

PDT has much better opsec regarding the real shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (ufFY8)

237 So, will learn to code still get you banned in the Twitterverse?

If so, should not Old Biddy be banninated?

Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

238 Biden has nappy little leg hairs.

/Imus

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (m45I2)

239 Twitter allows users to call our President a MF'er but gets exercised about 'learn to code'?

Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (Y274z)

240 Those new Dem coders will be vi-ing for new jobs, competing with the newly laid off journolists and , ahem, editors.

And all of those newly-minted coders will be competing against H1-B's immigrants who don't know the language well (English), don't understand our jokes, don't understand our laws or our mores.

But they're cheap. The CEO's will make their multimillion-dollar bonuses this quarter no matter how many American they have to fire.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (HaL55)

241 The dead pool window on Biden, Sanders, and RBG is now closed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (6JYGT)

242 Probably already mentioned: Biden and most of his DC colleagues on both sides of the aisle have already decided that software coding is one of those 'jobs Americans won;t do," soooo how about someone ask him what he would have those coal miners learn to do after they discover their coding skillz are unmarketable vs. cheaper H1B visa-holders?

Learn to Meth and then die, right, Kevin Williamson?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (bDqIh)

243 Wasn't Joey Bidet the rocket sturgeon decades ago who called out to a fellow Democrat to stand up?

The Democrat being in a wheel chair.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (kD4oG)

244 OT: Don Imus is mort


Still?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (acnx4)

245 Twitter allows users to call our President a MF'er but gets exercised about 'learn to code'?

Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (Y274z)

Jack's Truth!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (BiNEL)

246 178---That guy is busy putting in overtime on the Notorious
RBG.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 02:51 PM (6JYGT)
-------------------------------------
No kidding.
And before anyone says he's doing a lousy job with that old biddy's corpse, who could do better?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (M/9m0)

247 Joe should be living in a home putting the moves on gramma.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

248 236 222
hard to get a handle on what is actually happening - or not - in Baghdad right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 02:56 PM (Kpl3J)

PDT has much better opsec regarding the real shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (ufFY

Does he? remember who runs the 'Intelligence Agencies'.

Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (NgKpN)

249 Love the mystery click in the sidebar.

Posted by: Chris M at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (eAZVt)

250 224 If you can mine coal...you can mine data


They can mine bitcoin, which needs more electricity, which will need coal plants to be re opened, which will need more coal mines. When the coal miners stop mining bitcoin, there will be less electricity demand, leading to less coal mining, meaning the coal miners will go back to mining bitcoin.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (fq0nT)

251 " OT: Don Imus is mor

Again?"

Well, he isn't Buzzion.

That's for damn sure.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (tT0V4)

252
Still?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (acnx4)

------

Dead guys dont move much.... so yeah.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (8XRCm)

253 248 Does he? remember who runs the 'Intelligence Agencies'.
Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (NgKpN)

==========

The ones who didn't know where Trump had set up his campaign headquarters?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 03:01 PM (UWqZJ)

254 Don Imus didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 31, 2019 03:01 PM (sWM8x)

255 Biden would sport a mullet if it would help

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2019 03:01 PM (rpxSz)

256 Okay. I missed out on the Imus snark. I'm going to get in a couple today. So sue me.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 03:01 PM (m45I2)

257 168. Yes, I was wondering why ValJar thought this attack on the embassy would be a good idea.

Posted by: kallisto at December 31, 2019 03:01 PM (CWvyb)

258 Will Joe beat the miners with his six foot chain?

Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2019 03:01 PM (Y274z)

259 Damn America First strategies.

Doesn't Trump know that "America First" was used by racists in the 30s? That means that anything that's called "America First" is automatically racist too!

It's not worth the besmirchment. We should just give up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:53 PM (UWqZJ).

Using that same pretzel logic, the original Antifa from the 1930s was a Russian-sponsored communist subversive group, so modern Antifa is clearly guilty of the ultimate crime of Russian collusion!

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 31, 2019 03:01 PM (J+mig)

260 Stand up, Chuck! Er... God bless ya

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (WhTSP)

261 Mullet?

Achey Breakey Bidet....

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (kD4oG)

262 And all of those newly-minted coders will be competing against H1-B's immigrants who don't know the language well (English), don't understand our jokes, don't understand our laws or our mores.

But they're cheap. The CEO's will make their multimillion-dollar bonuses this quarter no matter how many American they have to fire.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (HaL55)


I live right next to a huge Chase and JP Morgan facility, and probably 40-50% of the people living in my apartment complex are H1-Bs. It's crazy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (SgjGX)

263 Those coal miners should learn to pick lettuce. But they won't. Not even for $50/hr.

Back to the barbed cock of Satan...

Posted by: John McCain at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (XvfN1)

264 I think an A10 pass over the Iranian embassy with a quick "Brrrrrrrrt" should do the trick.

Noooooooooooo!

Posted by: Nearby Goats at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (vtcmf)

265 Those new Dem coders will be vi-ing for new jobs, competing with the newly laid off journolists and , ahem, editors.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 31, 2019 02:55 PM (ufFY
--------------

ISWYDT.

I would laugh my a** off, turning journolisters loose, using VI Editor.

They'd be sucking their thumbs in a corner within seconds, once they realized there were no helpful emoji guideposts
along the way.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (oBfF8)

266 259 Damn America First strategies.

Doesn't Trump know that "America First" was used by racists in the 30s? That means that anything that's called "America First" is automatically racist too!

It's not worth the besmirchment. We should just give up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:53 PM (UWqZJ).

Using that same pretzel logic, the original Antifa from the 1930s was a Russian-sponsored communist subversive group, so modern Antifa is clearly guilty of the ultimate crime of Russian collusion!
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 31, 2019 03:01 PM (J+mig)

===========

Sorry, doesn't work that way.

We all know that they became Republicans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (UWqZJ)

267 My Celebrity Death Trilogy Prediction for 2019

RGB
Bill Clinton
George Soros

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (acnx4)

268 "Does he? remember who runs the 'Intelligence Agencies'.
Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 03:00 PM (NgKpN)

==========

The ones who didn't know where Trump had set up his campaign headquarters?"


Didn't Trump show up sort of unexpectedly in some middle east location?

Just to have a quick meal?


Dude can get stuff done in unconventional ways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (tT0V4)

269 Wasn't Joey Bidet the rocket sturgeon decades ago who called out to a fellow Democrat to stand up?
-
That was like 4-8 years ago

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (Aen21)

270 It might be a wish list.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (acnx4)

271 247 Joe should be living in a home putting the moves on gramma.


Brand new bitch was just admitted next door
Hot piece of ass 'cause she's only 84
The next bingo night I pound that pussy black and blue
As long as I can get her before Tommy's grandpa do

stolen from south park

Posted by: George Glass at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (2cfUo)

272 And for the record, no, not everyone can code.

And crappy code can destroy your data, and cost you tons of cash.

Most of the security problems we have? Viruses? due to crappy code written by those who should have never been hired in the first place.

Now, I may be a bit biased, as someone who ran software testing for a Security Software Company, but...

Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (NgKpN)

273 /dev/null all Dem coders

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (kD4oG)

274 I believe Hunter was on the board of Amtrak also at one time. So he knows how to run a RR also, hes some guy.

Posted by: Colin at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (mX4BR)

275 261 Mullet?

Achey Breakey Bidet....
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (kD4oG)

too early for fish puns ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (rpxSz)

276 If we found out that Hunter had been shtupping Step Mom of the Year Doctor Jill Biden, would you be surprised?

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (LKNqG)

277 So men with GEDs who go down in mines can easily learn to code, and we need to help encourage women in college to try and see if they can do it, too?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (Hl0hh)

278 Only 4 years till we are all dead from climate crisis? Why the hell am I saving money in my 401k? It's party time, baby!

Posted by: IC at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (a0IVu)

279 mines of coal

lines of code


This is an easy transition. Just change four little letters.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 03:04 PM (m45I2)

280 276 If we found out that Hunter had been shtupping Step Mom of the Year Doctor Jill Biden, would you be surprised?

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (LKNqG)

nope. the guy can't seem to keep it in his pants.

Posted by: IC at December 31, 2019 03:04 PM (a0IVu)

281 Sorry, doesn't work that way.

We all know that they became Republicans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (UWqZJ)

The logic pretzel says your reality is oppression and "my truth" is all that matters.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 31, 2019 03:04 PM (J+mig)

282 111 Joe's learning to implode.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 31, 2019 02:43 PM (+fPHo)

My response to this was an extremely loud snort.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 03:04 PM (Y3R0d)

283 My Celebrity Death Trilogy Prediction for 2019



RGB

Bill Clinton

George Soros



Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (acnx4)

===
Sorry you will lose. We are stocked to the rafters with baby replacement parts earmarked for those liberal icons.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 31, 2019 03:04 PM (pw+jk)

284 "He should go make the argument nothing was illegal that was done

--

How can you even begin to make that argument? Isn't tax fraud illegal?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 03:05 PM (Hl0hh)

285 This can't be mentioned often enough: Barky and Mooch's new "big enough" house is on a fucking sandbar. He can literally see the North Atlantic Ocean out his friggin' windows.

Is that a real estate investment that would be made by someone concerned about rising sea levels?

No, it isn't.

Are the Hollywood types abandoning their beachfront mansions?

No, they aren't.

Are said mansions unsalable at any price, because banks won't write mortgages on properties that will soon be under water?

No, they aren't.

Conclusion: they don't even believe their own bullshit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 03:05 PM (4QyVs)

286 So men with GEDs who go down in mines can easily learn to code, and we need to help encourage women in college to try and see if they can do it, too?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (Hl0hh)


I believe the women have pushing for more representation in roofing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 03:05 PM (6JYGT)

287 How does all that data get down in the rock?

Posted by: AOC at December 31, 2019 03:05 PM (WhTSP)

288 281 Sorry, doesn't work that way.

We all know that they became Republicans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (UWqZJ)

The logic pretzel says your reality is oppression and "my truth" is all that matters.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 31, 2019 03:04 PM (J+mig)

=========

I'm gonna need your intersectionality score before we get a final determination.

Since I'm being a feminist and minority ally, my intersectionality score is super high right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 03:06 PM (UWqZJ)

289 Coding is easier than assembling prefab shelves.

Posted by: henry at December 31, 2019 03:06 PM (J3Rfi)

290 Protestor Yells at 'Pervert' Biden Not to Creepily Touch Kids
https://t.co/E3pcEIkJc4

On Sunday, former VP Joe Biden got called out from the crowd at a campaign rally with hardly the nicest of accusations.

The protestor yelled at Joe to stop touching kids. Furthermore, he called the Democratic contender a "pervert."

You can't see the guy in the video, but Joe's response is in plain view.

Biden and the dude went back and forth for a bit.

The man seemed to yell something to the effect of, "I saw you touching 6- and 8-year-olds. It's on video!"

"That's okay. This is not a Trump rally," Biden replied

Creepy Joe https://youtu.be/cTp0H2Uqzek

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 31, 2019 03:06 PM (FBrfY)

291 Built on a sand bar?

Well we now know definitively that Gaylord has never read the Bible.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:06 PM (kD4oG)

292 How does all that data get down in the rock?
Posted by: AOC at December 31, 2019 03:05 PM (WhTSP)
--------------

Reverse fracking.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 31, 2019 03:06 PM (oBfF8)

293 I live right next to a huge Chase and JP Morgan facility, and probably
40-50% of the people living in my apartment complex are H1-Bs. It's
crazy.


Companies used to be somewhat satisfied with stead growth, even if it wasn't spectacular. But economic bubbles started happening and brazillians of dollars started being made virtually overnight by kollidge students, which made the traditional CEO's jealous as all hell.


So they decided to start getting even at everyone else's expense. After a while, haven't you made enough money? Seems like I recall hearing that phrase more than a couple of times during the last decade...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 31, 2019 03:06 PM (HaL55)

294 I expect Joe to stroke out during a debate and nobody will notice.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 03:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

295 stead = steady.

Cra. p.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (HaL55)

296 291 Built on a sand bar?

Well we now know definitively that Gaylord has never read the Bible.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:06 PM (kD4oG)

==========

Pretty sure he can quote the "God Damn America" chapter and verse all day long.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (UWqZJ)

297 Damn, should've dusted that cracker when I had the chance.

Posted by: Cornpop at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (vGJY7)

298 My Celebrity Death Trilogy Prediction for 2019

RGB
Bill Clinton
George Soros
Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (acnx4)


Better happen quick. There's only a few hours of 2019 left.

Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Hunter is a poontang hunter

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (ZCEU2)

300 129 >>Ponder that a fossil is railing against fossil fuels.

I'm more impressed that he wants to throw his own son in jail.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (ZLI7S)

Wut.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (Y3R0d)

301
I believe the women have pushing for more representation in roofing.


*******

That'll get Bill Cosby's attention.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (m45I2)

302 Mullet?

Achey Breakey Bidet....
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:02 PM (kD4oG)

too early for fish puns ?
Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM


I think the post can skate along a little longer without them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (ejd/p)

303 Colorado Alex In Exile

The tell on H1-Bs is the abject failure of the education industry in America. The large amount of money spent is for parasitic or cancerous growth of the Left, not education. It is mostly wasted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (u82oZ)

304
I believe the women have pushing for more representation in roofing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 03:05 PM (6JYGT)

Since they keep falling off of them once a month, I don't think that's gonna work out really well.

Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (XvfN1)

305 I believe the women have pushing for more representation in roofing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 03:05 PM (6JYGT)


I was only trying to help!
Oh wait you said roofing, never mind.

Posted by: B Cosby at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (BiNEL)

306 I'm gonna need your intersectionality score before we get a final determination.

Since I'm being a feminist and minority ally, my intersectionality score is super high right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 03:06 PM (UWqZJ)

Yeah, as a Christian White Heterosexual Single Male who is 60?

My intersectionality score is in negative numbers.

Hell, I don't even count as Old yet.

Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (NgKpN)

307 How does all that data get down in the rock?

Posted by: AOC
--
All that dino dna from years ago.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 31, 2019 03:09 PM (Aen21)

308 too early for fish puns ?
Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (rpxSz)


We could have a whale of a time floundering around with them, you know, just for the halibut.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 03:09 PM (6JYGT)

309 The large amount of money spent is for parasitic or cancerous growth of the Left, not education. It is mostly wasted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (u82oZ)


Au contraire, it has been enormously successful, exactly what Paymaster Soros wanted!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 31, 2019 03:09 PM (BiNEL)

310 Yeeesh.

The onsite (and admittedly very goo0d looking) reporterette has that weird Northern US (NYC?) ear-threading accent -

that makes everything she's says sound half-way between a whine and a really obnoxious 5 year old saying "nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyyyyaaahhh!".


Y'all need to stop that shit, right now!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2019 03:09 PM (q57gj)

311 300 129 >>Ponder that a fossil is railing against fossil fuels.

I'm more impressed that he wants to throw his own son in jail.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (ZLI7S)

Wut.
Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (Y3R0d)

Son was on the Board of Directors of a Ukraine OIL Company.

ergo...

Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

312 308 too early for fish puns ?
Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (rpxSz)

Learn to cod.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

313 206 They said Obama had 4 years to save the planet in 2009.

How many on the Left remember that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 02:46 PM (UWqZJ)

(looks out window) The Pacific Ocean looks the same height it's always been, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


A little detail the Left doesn't want you to notice:

The Golden Gate Bridge tower foundations were built in 1935, and at the time were built to have various levels a specific certain height above what was then the high-tide level in 1935.

It is now 85 years later. Guess where the high-tide line is now, after 85 years of Global Warming and Rising Sea Levels?

EXACTLY THE SAME PLACE THEY WERE 85 YEARS AGO.

In other words, the Golden Gate Bridge is a giant measuring device proving that there has been NO sea level rise for nearly a century.

Ooops.

Better tear the bridge down, to stop it from spreading all this misinformation!

Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 03:10 PM (fK2gX)

314 Hunter is a poontang hunter
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (ZCEU2)


Be vewwy vewwy quiet.......I'm hunting nook nook.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 31, 2019 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

315 312 308 too early for fish puns ?
Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (rpxSz)

Learn to cod.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)


I can't believe what I'm herring!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 31, 2019 03:10 PM (BiNEL)

316 I think the post can skate along a little longer without them.
--It won't flounder

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 31, 2019 03:10 PM (Aen21)

317 Lots of jobs where you looks is important, 40 is about the end of you job. Female movie stars, porn stars....

Posted by: Colin at December 31, 2019 03:10 PM (mX4BR)

318 Learn to cod.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)


Pick up a bass and learn to play.

Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

319 We should just start assigning numbers for fish puns.


Commenter: "Number 27!"

*silence*

Some people just don't know how to tell a pun!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (m45I2)

320 You gonna tuna fish?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (kD4oG)

321
Shot: Biden: 'We're All Dead' if We Don't Stop Using Fossil Fuels.
--Breitbart.com, today.

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Why would moderate Democrats vote for this man?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts

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Because they know that shyt will go right out the window on Day One.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (OfeYw)

322 The tell on H1-Bs is the abject failure of the education industry in America. The large amount of money spent is for parasitic or cancerous growth of the Left, not education. It is mostly wasted.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (u82oZ)

Even despite the failure of the educational system, there are enough qualified Americans for most of our needs. Most H1Bs are hired because employers deliberately ask for impossible things (recent graduate with 5-10 years of experience with industry-specific software no school teaches) so they can then claim the job can't be filled.

It's a means of getting skilled labor at below-market rates, and nothing more.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (J+mig)

323 Biden video:
"Nearly every seat was filled" at a 500 person venue.

Trump probably has that many vendors outside one of his rally's.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (DB16e)

324 -
--
Is "peasant-footed" Ana Navarro the same person as linebacker-midriffed Ana Navarro? Because an innocent bystander might think so.

Posted by: iright at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (RVcmP)

325 I can't believe what I'm herring!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 31, 2019 03:10 PM (BiNEL)

Whiting priviledge.

Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (XvfN1)

326 Those are some crappie puns.

Posted by: bluebell at December 31, 2019 03:12 PM (/669Q)

327 Fish heads, fish heads
roly-poly fish heads

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 31, 2019 03:12 PM (xPJvm)

328 Lots of jobs where you looks is important, 40 is about the end of you job. Female movie stars, porn stars....
Posted by: Colin at December 31, 2019 03:10 PM (mX4BR)


What's the difference?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 03:12 PM (6JYGT)

329 If Joey Bidet was telling them, they would be creepy puns

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:12 PM (kD4oG)

330 320 You gonna tuna fish?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (kD4oG)

Tried, but the effort floundered.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 31, 2019 03:13 PM (J+mig)

331 >>Wut.

What do you think Burisma is? It's an oil and gas company.

It probably won't surprise you that leftists are incredible hypocrites.

Ed Markey, the father of the Green New Deal, was a big advocate for sending US tax dollars not just to Ukraine but specifically to Burisma and other oil and gas companies. Because burning fossil fuels overseas doesn't have any affect at all on the environment.

Oh and Markey also was a recipient of campaign donations from Burisma. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2019 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)

332 If we found out that Hunter had been shtupping Step Mom of the Year Doctor Jill Biden, would you be surprised?
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (LKNqG)


PornHub says "No".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 31, 2019 03:13 PM (SgjGX)

333 Those are some crappie puns.
Posted by: bluebell at December 31, 2019 03:12 PM (/669Q)


Awww blow it out your angus.......

Wait...that's not fish.....sorry.

Carry on.

Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

334
Better tear the bridge down, to stop it from spreading all this misinformation!
Posted by: zombie

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This is why it's important to establish that STEM is racist and over-populated with math experts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 03:14 PM (OfeYw)

335 "Nearly every seat was filled"


*******

That sounds more like a Buttigieg rally.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 03:14 PM (m45I2)

336 "Nearly every seat was filled" at a 500 person venue.



Trump probably has that many vendors outside one of his rally's.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (DB16e)


Nearly every seat?? How much to you have to donate to sit in one of those almost full seats...

Posted by: Colin at December 31, 2019 03:14 PM (mX4BR)

337 328 Lots of jobs where you looks is important, 40 is about the end of you job. Female movie stars, porn stars....
Posted by: Colin at December 31, 2019 03:10 PM (mX4BR)

I've heard the slow time for porn stars is when they're in their 20s and early 30s--too old for teen porn and too young for MILF porn.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 03:14 PM (Uu+Jp)

338 The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.

Biden tries to play the tough-guy but comes off as some decrepit frat boy. How long will be afflicted by this putrid sack of corruption?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 03:14 PM (H8QX8)

339 Susan Li of the Nice Lips is wearing a lacy translucent pink top.
Very nice.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 31, 2019 03:14 PM (ufFY8)

340 Even despite the failure of the educational system, there are enough qualified Americans for most of our needs. Most H1Bs are hired because employers deliberately ask for impossible things (recent graduate with 5-10 years of experience with industry-specific software no school teaches) so they can then claim the job can't be filled.

It's a means of getting skilled labor at below-market rates, and nothing more.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (J+mig)

Once one single Foreigner gets into management? Software shop is lost.

Watched it happen to multiple companies over the years. They will not hire anyone who does not speak their Native language.

Hell, I could not get a job USING software that I helped develop at one company. Why? didn't speak the language of the help desk.

Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 03:14 PM (NgKpN)

341 A little detail the Left doesn't want you to notice:

The Golden Gate Bridge tower foundations were built in 1935, and at the time were built to have various levels a specific certain height above what was then the high-tide level in 1935.

It is now 85 years later. Guess where the high-tide line is now, after 85 years of Global Warming and Rising Sea Levels?

EXACTLY THE SAME PLACE THEY WERE 85 YEARS AGO.

In other words, the Golden Gate Bridge is a giant measuring device proving that there has been NO sea level rise for nearly a century.

Ooops.

Better tear the bridge down, to stop it from spreading all this misinformation!

Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 03:10 PM (fK2gX)

Their explanation for that is the ocean floor is sinking underneath the water weight.

Posted by: Someguy at December 31, 2019 03:15 PM (9PapW)

342 Better happen quick. There's only a few hours of 2019 left.


Well shit. At least I got the century right.

Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at December 31, 2019 03:15 PM (acnx4)

343 When Lord Kinnock and I were working in the coal mines of Central Wales as mere lads, we would often say "Anybody who can go down 3000 feet in a mine can sure as hell learn to program as well."

Only we said it in Welch.

Posted by: Joe Biden for Polident 2020! at December 31, 2019 03:15 PM (Ndje9)

344 Still paying Trump.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at December 31, 2019 03:15 PM (XvfN1)

345 So the Golden Gate bridge is hiding all the warming?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:15 PM (kD4oG)

346 In 2016, I took a week off of work to see as many Republican candidates as possible in the week leading up to the SC primary.

I could do the same this year for the Democrats, but I get the impression that I'm just not gonna do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 03:15 PM (UWqZJ)

347 I thought Learn to code was a racist dog whistle

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2019 03:16 PM (6XlcD)

348 330 320 You gonna tuna fish?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:11 PM (kD4oG)

Tried, but the effort floundered.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 31, 2019 03:13 PM (J+mig)


I was able to tune my piano and my guitar rather easily, but I could never tuna fish!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 31, 2019 03:16 PM (BiNEL)

349 "Much like my fourth chin," Navarro said, "this issue isn't going away until some action is taken."

Posted by: Ted K. at December 31, 2019 03:16 PM (FJYfm)

350 Only we said it in Welch.



Posted by: Joe Biden for Polident 2020! at December 31, 2019 03:15 PM

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That's the grape juice people. You meant to say Welsh.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2019 03:16 PM (JUOKG)

351 Biden says he wants a Republican for VP Candidate.

I give you Son Of Mailman for his first choice.

Willard the Squish for a second choice,

And Flakey, Flakey, Flakey as #3.

Any others?

Posted by: rd at December 31, 2019 03:16 PM (+0uDE)

352 I thought Learn to code was a racist dog whistle

Nah. It just hurts the feelings of media assholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 31, 2019 03:17 PM (Boy/L)

353 57!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 31, 2019 03:17 PM (acnx4)

354 Right in the bread basket for Kentucky.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2019 03:17 PM (uEbPt)

355 >>I'm more impressed that he wants to throw his own son in jail.
Posted by: JackStraw

Wut.
Posted by: m



dailycaller.com
Biden Proposes Putting Fossil Fuel Execs 'In Jail' Over The Climate

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2019 03:17 PM (LZ8xH)

356 And the best thing is all the marketing and image consultants, listening to the 25-year-old Columbia University Sustainable Earth Studies graduates on their payrolls, actually think this is a winning platform.

Posted by: Al Crapton at December 31, 2019 03:17 PM (TtMOe)

357 That's the grape juice people. You meant to say Welsh. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)

Push-up contest. Now.

Posted by: Joe Biden for Polident 2020! at December 31, 2019 03:17 PM (Ndje9)

358 351 Biden says he wants a Republican for VP Candidate.

I give you Son Of Mailman for his first choice.

Willard the Squish for a second choice,

And Flakey, Flakey, Flakey as #3.

Any others?
Posted by: rd at December 31, 2019 03:16 PM (+0uDE)

==========

It'll never happen, but if it did, I could imagine the activist left not waiting for the loss in November to give up on the Democratic Party.

Party split July of 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 03:17 PM (UWqZJ)

359 OT brought to mind because someone mentioned Bill Cosby.I have recently watched some I Spy on Amazon Prime and have been surprised by how good a show it is so far.

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2019 03:17 PM (KNsKs)

360 Joe should tell miners to become journalists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 03:18 PM (Hl0hh)

361 351 Biden says he wants a Republican for VP Candidate.

I give you Son Of Mailman for his first choice.

Willard the Squish for a second choice,

And Flakey, Flakey, Flakey as #3.

Any others?
Posted by: rd at December 31, 2019 03:16 PM (+0uDE)

Dem base won't go for it. No way, no how.

Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 03:18 PM (NgKpN)

362 Snowe for Bidet's VP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:18 PM (kD4oG)

363 So the Golden Gate bridge is hiding all the warming?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:15 PM (kD4oG)


They will just tell you that the bridge is floating and would never show a rise in sea level at the base.

Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

364 Biden Proposes Putting Fossil Fuel Execs 'In Jail' Over The Climate
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2019 03:17 PM (LZ8xH)


Maybe he and Hunter want company there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 03:18 PM (6JYGT)

365
Their explanation for that is the ocean floor is sinking underneath the water weight.


Posted by: Someguy at December 31, 2019 03:15 PM (9PapW)

That's incredibly funny. Can no longer discern if true.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2019 03:19 PM (uEbPt)

366 Their explanation for that is the ocean floor is sinking underneath the water weight.
Posted by: Someguy


Well if that's the case, then what's the problem with having rising sea levels? If the bottom sinks, while the top stays at the same level, then mankind is in no way menaced or inconvenienced by the extra water.

Their explanation (unless you were joking) completely negates their very reason for worrying about more sea water.

Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 03:19 PM (fK2gX)

367 >> Biden Proposes Putting Fossil Fuel Execs 'In Jail' Over The Climate


Finally, Hunter will get the help he needs.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 03:19 PM (T9N7B)

368 351 Biden says he wants a Republican for VP Candidate.

I give you Son Of Mailman for his first choice.

Willard the Squish for a second choice,

And Flakey, Flakey, Flakey as #3.

Any others?
Posted by: rd at December 31, 2019 03:16 PM (+0uDE)



Ummm, how many times do I have to remind you of my Republican bona fides?

Posted by: James Comey at December 31, 2019 03:19 PM (FJYfm)

369 363 So the Golden Gate bridge is hiding all the warming?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:15 PM (kD4oG)

They will just tell you that the bridge is floating and would never show a rise in sea level at the base.
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Nah, its because Continental drift is moving the land, hiding the rise in water level!

Posted by: Lefty Logic at December 31, 2019 03:20 PM (NgKpN)

370 368
Ummm, how many times do I have to remind you of my Republican bona fides?
Posted by: James Comey at December 31, 2019 03:19 PM (FJYfm)

=========

*drools and stares off into space*
-Robert Mueller

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)

371 > ear-threading accent

Like Fran Drescher?

Yeah, if I were with her I'd have to keep my dick in her mouth at all times.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 03:20 PM (4QyVs)

372 369 363 So the Golden Gate bridge is hiding all the warming?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 03:15 PM (kD4oG)

They will just tell you that the bridge is floating and would never show a rise in sea level at the base.
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Nah, its because Continental drift is moving the land, hiding the rise in water level!
Posted by: Lefty Logic at December 31, 2019 03:20 PM (NgKpN)

=========

Made possible by the Constitutional Congress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)

373 And for the record, no, not everyone can code.

And crappy code can destroy your data, and cost you tons of cash.

Most of the security problems we have? Viruses? due to crappy code written by those who should have never been hired in the first place.

Now, I may be a bit biased, as someone who ran software testing for a Security Software Company, but...
Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 03:03 PM (NgKpN)

Look at fucking Boeing. Contracting out to India and covering up issues in testing and their planes are falling out of the sky.

Coding isn't always just changing the tint on a web page on demand.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2019 03:20 PM (eoQWY)

374 An actual journalist would ask him which ones, and give him options if he can't come up with his list.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 03:21 PM (Ydn2k)

375 https://tinyurl.com/ttwsmcm

Ocean floor sinking. Can also google for other articles, it's what they're going with for now.

Posted by: Someguy at December 31, 2019 03:21 PM (9PapW)

376 Speaks volumes about the intellect of the good people of Delaware that it was the place this complete corrupt moron got his start in politics.
And I used to live in Delaware so I can say that.

Posted by: keena at December 31, 2019 03:21 PM (RiTnx)

377 And I mean moron in the bad way, not the AOS way!

Posted by: keena at December 31, 2019 03:21 PM (RiTnx)

378 >>Ocean floor sinking


...and Leon is getting LARGER!

Posted by: That gay guy from Airplane at December 31, 2019 03:21 PM (T9N7B)

379 Companies used to be somewhat satisfied with stead growth, even if it wasn't spectacular. But economic bubbles started happening and brazillians of dollars started being made virtually overnight by kollidge students, which made the traditional CEO's jealous as all hell.


So they decided to start getting even at everyone else's expense. After a while, haven't you made enough money? Seems like I recall hearing that phrase more than a couple of times during the last decade...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 31, 2019 03:06 PM (HaL55)


I have a theory that the Boomer's failure to save for retirement when younger played a role in a lot of these problems. Starting in the 90s they were reaching their peak earning years, and dumping money into the stock market chasing higher returns to make up for the lost years. This helped fuel the bubble, and encouraged companies to cook their books by short-term shenanigans in order to look more attractive, without much thought to the long-term consequences.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 31, 2019 03:22 PM (SgjGX)

380
Conclusion: they don't even believe their own bullshit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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Not to mention the fact that climate alarmists are still contributing to IRAs, saving for their kids' education, and paying their mortgages.

Also, they're educating themselves in Gender Studies instead of archery, basket-weaving, metalsmithing, trauma medicine, and other survival skills.

They don't believe a word they're saying.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 03:22 PM (OfeYw)

381 378 >>Ocean floor sinking


...and Leon is getting LARGER!
Posted by: That gay guy from Airplane at December 31, 2019 03:21 PM (T9N7B)

Which is why when he said Guam was gonna tip over???

He was RIGHT!

Posted by: Lefty Logic at December 31, 2019 03:22 PM (NgKpN)

382 > .I have recently watched some I Spy on Amazon Prime and have been surprised by how good a show it is so far

Rumor has it that was because it was shot on location, and therefore the network people couldn't meddle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 03:22 PM (4QyVs)

383 Pretty sure the Rhode Island State Credo is 'At Least We're Not Delaware'.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 03:22 PM (T9N7B)

384 How has somebody as stupid as Biden managed to hang around this long?

--

Sadly, his even stupider constituents.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 31, 2019 03:22 PM (JoUsr)

385 No real opinion on whether or not coal miners could or should just learn to code at age 40 or 50 other than this: The percentage of old coal miners that could become successful programmers is almost certainly higher than the percentage of ex-journalists that could do so.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at December 31, 2019 03:23 PM (dYe5S)

386 375 https://tinyurl.com/ttwsmcm

Ocean floor sinking. Can also google for other articles, it's what they're going with for now.
Posted by: Someguy


Hilarious.

Disasters caused by rising sea levels is the #1 talking point justifying hysteria over Global Warming.

These studies completely destroy that argument. The ocean floor will just sink, keeping the top at the same level it has always been, even if the polar ice caps melt.

Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 03:23 PM (fK2gX)

387 And for the record, no, not everyone can code.

Hi, and welcome to the wonders of the Boeing 737 MAX.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 31, 2019 03:23 PM (Boy/L)

388 Nah, its because Continental drift is moving the land, hiding the rise in water level!

Posted by: Lefty Logic at December 31, 2019 03:20 PM (NgKpN)

One of my geology buddies has a bumper sticker that says "Stop Continental Drift".

He also has a T-shirt that says, "Gneiss Chert"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 31, 2019 03:23 PM (ufFY8)

389 I would laugh my a** off, turning journolisters loose, using VI Editor.

Uh oh... Quick, somebody deflect the topic to religion or the Civil War or something else relatively uncontroversial.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2019 03:23 PM (qc+VF)

390 EXACTLY THE SAME PLACE THEY WERE 85 YEARS AGO.

In other words, the Golden Gate Bridge is a giant measuring device proving that there has been NO sea level rise for nearly a century.

Ooops.

Better tear the bridge down, to stop it from spreading all this misinformation!
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 03:10 PM (fK2gX)

Most of the rise in global temperatures is produced by subtracting fudge factors from all the hot days back 100 years ago to make them seem colder.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2019 03:23 PM (eoQWY)

391 I guess they've spent a few billion repairing the Golden Gate Bridge where it was sinking and successfully bringing it up to exactly the same level as before, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 03:23 PM (Hl0hh)

392 Coding isn't always just changing the tint on a web page on demand.

Come talk to me when you can search-and-replace.

Posted by: Deputy Assistant Deputy for "Comey -> Corney" at the DOJ at December 31, 2019 03:23 PM (DCYln)

393 > ear-threading accent

Like Fran Drescher?

Yeah, if I were with her I'd have to keep my dick in her mouth at all times.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 03:20 PM (4QyVs)



Yeah, exactly.

Autocucumber turned ear-shreding into ear threading but....yep. all of that.

Would make walking in public together a bit dicey though.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2019 03:24 PM (q57gj)

394 He actually said "learn to code". He has no idea that's a meme to make fun of the left.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 31, 2019 03:24 PM (50gG9)

395
Ocean floor sinking. Can also google for other articles, it's what they're going with for now.
Posted by: Someguy

======

I totally thought this was a Hank Johnson riff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 03:24 PM (OfeYw)

396 -
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Biden video:
"Nearly every seat was filled"

---------------

Unlike those awful Trump rallys, no one had to wait in lines outside.

Posted by: best Biden spin at December 31, 2019 03:24 PM (RVcmP)

397 These studies completely destroy that argument. The ocean floor will
just sink, keeping the top at the same level it has always been, even if
the polar ice caps melt.
--
Sinking floor has got to be offset somewhere. Centers of continents rising?Great Lakes rising, but that's rebound from glaciers.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 31, 2019 03:24 PM (Aen21)

398 Learn to code Joe.



Aw hell he made his millions, I just wish he would go away.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 31, 2019 03:25 PM (0OmEj)

399 >>One of my geology buddies has a bumper sticker that says "Stop Continental Drift".


I used to have one that said Stop Plate Techtonics

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 03:25 PM (T9N7B)

400 "Nearly every seat was filled"

I'm guessing lots of pants were filled as well.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 31, 2019 03:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

401 You want me to save this game of minesweeper for you?

Posted by: Nick Burns at December 31, 2019 03:25 PM (XvfN1)

402 Any idea why the Judge in the Hunter Biden paternity case recused himself?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2019 03:25 PM (6XlcD)

403 Still, not as good as a PeregrinPaLooza T Shirt, though.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 03:25 PM (T9N7B)

404 Julio Rosas
@Julio_Rosas11

No big deal. Just a "veterans group" hoping for our troops and embassy personnel to die because Orange Man Bad.

Julio Rosas Retweeted VoteVets
@votevets

Hey @POTUS remember you're Benghazi rants during 2016?

You're about to have your own one unfortunately in Iraq.

11:11 AM - 31 Dec 2019

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 31, 2019 03:26 PM (FBrfY)

405 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 31, 2019 03:22 PM (SgjGX)

401Ks were pushed into law in 1978.

It took a decade or so for companies to then stop even offering retirements.

There is now a pool of money that is in the stock market pretty much permanently (which is why the Banks pushed for that change, they now control all the retirement capital, vice other companies).

Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 03:26 PM (NgKpN)

406 I would laugh my a** off, turning journolisters loose, using VI Editor.

Uh oh... Quick, somebody deflect the topic to religion or the Civil War or something else relatively uncontroversial.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2019 03:23 PM (qc+VF)

I used to love vi, you could do some crazy edits with just a few keystrokes if you knew the tricks. Too much trouble to keep that level of instinct with the standard mouse dependent editors these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2019 03:26 PM (eoQWY)

407 Quid Pro Code

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 03:26 PM (DCYln)

408 These studies completely destroy that argument. The
ocean floor will just sink, keeping the top at the same level it has
always been, even if the polar ice caps melt.



Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 03:23 PM (fK2gX)

It's almost like Mother Gaia has some built in ways of dealing with the kinds of shit that might occur over the course of a billion years or so. Nah, probably not.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2019 03:26 PM (uEbPt)

409 nood.

POLLS POLLS POLES!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2019 03:26 PM (d7Ww2)

410 Women can't work on the roof if they can't break through the glass ceiling!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 31, 2019 03:26 PM (RZWC0)

411 >>Pretty sure the Rhode Island State Credo is 'At Least We're Not Delaware'.

Envy is a sin.

Also, not a sandbar and neither are any of the other islands up here. Think glaciers.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2019 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)

412 Hey @POTUS remember you're Benghazi rants during 2016?

You're about to have your own one unfortunately in Iraq.


Lovely... Except trump has taken charge and brought in Apache Helicopters and Marines.....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2019 03:27 PM (6XlcD)

413 And for the record, no, not everyone can code.


Yeah, coal miners are coal miners and journalists are journalists pretty much specifically because they don't have coding chops or STEM chops for better paying easier jobs.

If they did, they wouldn't be doing what they're doing.

Not being snarky.

Journalism is a dumb person's job that gives them the appearance of being a smart person.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2019 03:27 PM (q57gj)

414 Re: sidebar link to Free Beacon Man of the Year -- No. The person who kille Epstein killed the story, ended possibility for some revelations as the case against him progressed. We *may* get more should/if authorities are going after his accomplices.

The person they should have named in this scenario is. . . Mike Cernovich, who initiated the release of the documents from Epstein's prosecution years ago. But they wouldn;t do that, because they can;t reward an independent journalist, especially an "icky" one who is happy to go after journalists for utterly failing at their jobs day after day.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2019 03:27 PM (bDqIh)

415 -
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Any idea why the Judge in the Hunter Biden paternity case recused himself?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2019 03:25 PM

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Uhm. Who hasn't hit that?

Posted by: Teh Judge at December 31, 2019 03:27 PM (RVcmP)

416 I knew a guy who had one from a nuclear power plant.

"A little nukey never hurt nobody."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 03:27 PM (Hl0hh)

417 242 Probably already mentioned: Biden and most of his DC colleagues on both sides of the aisle have already decided that software coding is one of those 'jobs Americans won;t do," soooo how about someone ask him what he would have those coal miners learn to do after they discover their coding skillz are unmarketable vs. cheaper H1B visa-holders?

Learn to Meth and then die, right, Kevin Williamson?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2019 02:59 PM (bDqIh)

Right on.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 03:28 PM (Y3R0d)

418 351---Any others?
Posted by: rd at December 31, 2019 03:16 PM (+0uDE)
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McCain might be a good choice.
He's America's Greatest Hero, right?
And he'll make Biden look youthful by comparison.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 31, 2019 03:28 PM (M/9m0)

419 "Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God's sake!"

What's the number of that website?

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2019 03:28 PM (dCRRg)

420 Nood.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 31, 2019 03:28 PM (SRRAx)

421 > Autocucumber turned ear-shreding into ear threading but....yep. all of that.

Ah. I was imagining a needle and thread repeatedly piercing your eardrum.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 03:28 PM (4QyVs)

422 This Biden family of cockroaches should be ridden out of town on a rail.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2019 03:28 PM (2Mnv1)

423 Lovely... Except trump has taken charge and brought in Apache Helicopters and Marines.....



Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2019 03:27 PM (6XlcD)

And flares!
I heard teh Apaches fired some flares at the crowd in a show of force.
They have more than 17 pieces of flare!

Posted by: Jennifer Aniston's Boss at December 31, 2019 03:29 PM (ufFY8)

424 The ocean floor will just sink

"And China's getting la-a-a-arger!"

Posted by: Johnny at December 31, 2019 03:30 PM (Z1eux)

425 > Look at fucking Boeing. Contracting out to India and covering up issues in testing and their planes are falling out of the sky.

My experience with Indian programmers is not great. They need a ton of hand-holding. Don't put them in charge of design decisions at all. Give them very small, well-defined tasks, and they'll do passable work.

They WILL have other contracts, and they'll devote half the time you're paying them for to the other contract. They will also ghost you every once in a while.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 31, 2019 03:30 PM (i0wNm)

426 Any idea why the Judge in the Hunter Biden paternity case recused himself?

A: Seth Rich.

Posted by: Joe Biden for Polident 2020! at December 31, 2019 03:31 PM (Ndje9)

427 The good Indian programmers don't stay in India long.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 31, 2019 03:32 PM (i0wNm)

428 @262 I live right next to a huge Chase and JP Morgan facility, and probably
40-50% of the people living in my apartment complex are H1-Bs. It's
crazy.

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I work for a particular large international company that makes a wide variety of brands. There's at least one brand in particular I could name that pretty much everyone here uses in everyday life.
If you call the Corporate IT Support line - which ostensibly goes to Corporate HQ here in the US - the woman whose voice they recorded for the automated phone directory speaks in heavily accented, barely understandable English.

Posted by: junior at December 31, 2019 03:32 PM (bfv3U)

429 Give them very small, well-defined tasks, and they'll do passable work.

Hey, "Chad", you were at the top of your IIT class like everybody else, I need a line that increments x by 1.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 03:33 PM (98WNR)

430 Their explanation (unless you were joking) completely negates their very reason for worrying about more sea water.

Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 03:19 PM (fK2gX)

They claim the fresh water from the melting ice cap will stop the conveyor and create a new ice age. The truth is they'll say anything to make this happen. They just need to ram through these massive new taxes, I mean carbon exchanges. They've already set up the front companies they're going to use to skim off trillions. It's all just a racket, but they've got the best marketing men they have on it.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 31, 2019 03:33 PM (50gG9)

431 Journalism is a dumb person's job that gives them the appearance of being a smart person.

"So, you talk to people and write what they say? Wow, I've been doing that since 1st grade. You must have started in kindergarten."

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 03:36 PM (98WNR)

432 311 300 129 >>Ponder that a fossil is railing against fossil fuels.

I'm more impressed that he wants to throw his own son in jail.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2019 02:45 PM (ZLI7S)

Wut.
Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 03:07 PM (Y3R0d)

Son was on the Board of Directors of a Ukraine OIL Company.

ergo...
Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

Thanks.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 03:39 PM (Y3R0d)

433 They WILL have other contracts, and they'll devote half the time you're paying them for to the other contract. They will also ghost you every once in a while.
Posted by: bonhomme

Never give them all of the IP either, unless you want a competitor in a few months.

Posted by: Jean at December 31, 2019 03:42 PM (B7KlG)

434 331 >>Wut.

What do you think Burisma is? It's an oil and gas company.

It probably won't surprise you that leftists are incredible hypocrites.

Ed Markey, the father of the Green New Deal, was a big advocate for sending US tax dollars not just to Ukraine but specifically to Burisma and other oil and gas companies. Because burning fossil fuels overseas doesn't have any affect at all on the environment.

Oh and Markey also was a recipient of campaign donations from Burisma. Unexpectedly.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2019 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)

Thanks. I have not been listening closely to what Joe Biden has been saying. And so was out of the loop.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 03:42 PM (Y3R0d)

435 355 >>I'm more impressed that he wants to throw his own son in jail.
Posted by: JackStraw

Wut.
Posted by: m

dailycaller.com
Biden Proposes Putting Fossil Fuel Execs 'In Jail' Over The Climate
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2019 03:17 PM (LZ8xH)

Thanks.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 03:46 PM (Y3R0d)

436 WRT to coding...

I code.

It's hard.

Been doing it since I was 11.


Not saying it's outside the realm of possibility that someone who has been mining his whole life can't learn to code at a high level in a short period of time, but....

Yeah, no...


Much like the idea that I would survive a week mining, it would take roughly two years of intense study to get to the level of being able to code even the most simple things, websites, portals, kiosks, dev libraries, macros,etc.


These Democrats are not just nuts, they are evil.

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 31, 2019 04:02 PM (S4hLU)

437 Hard to imagine being Biden. Which I think is a good thing.

Posted by: nip at December 31, 2019 04:06 PM (cpS4u)

438 Oh and Markey also was a recipient of campaign donations from Burisma. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2019 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)

It should be obvious now that the foreign aid racket is nothing but a money laundering scheme for the bureaucracy. They give foreign countries massive amounts of money and these countries launder that money and give it back to them and their NGOs through various schemes. That is what I've learned from this Ukraine dust up.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 31, 2019 04:17 PM (50gG9)

439 escher highways, thereby ruining the young barefoot child walking uphill in the snow to school. did i mention winter? meme
but, then again physics says all must equal zero, so...
roadways for carswalkways for kids and other ne'erdowells
then the riders in cars who are themselves walkers sometimes.
complicated
an aside: how do you know your fellow 'engineer' is a real coder?
spreadsheets and word documents and powerpoint
while the rest of us would have done actual code writing as the poc and, oh yes, tested all ways to sunday...
when you hook it all together, you're job is done but the amazement left behind -- and your healthy pay for it is fair
to be clear my bias is certain.Unix >>> WindozeC, Perl >>> Java, Pythonsilent, deep, always (daemons) >>> pointy-clicky web dev
try and friends have made defensive programming a thing.I have that estimation that it's going to work really well at the outset.
... and Happy New Year y'all

Posted by: micky at December 31, 2019 04:23 PM (3byMq)

440 and formatting the double linebreaks. thx pixy

Posted by: micky at December 31, 2019 04:25 PM (3byMq)

441 and happy that no one is here to see that mess and even bother ciphering where the linebreaks should be

Posted by: micky at December 31, 2019 04:28 PM (3byMq)

442 Biden has always been as dense as a bag of his native Pennsylvania's anthracite, but his recent statements concerning energy workers make me wonder if his staff members have two brain cells to rub together between themselves or that they are just collecting a paycheck and don't really expect he can win.

Posted by: Cosda at December 31, 2019 05:19 PM (r5jZ4)

443 So dose Joe Biden want to have the Coal Miners retrained to be Office Workers since this jerk is so determened to destroy the Coal Industry to appease the Eco-Freaks the Back to Nature idiots Biden is your typcal liberal Democrat all mouth and no mind

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 31, 2019 05:41 PM (FLiOE)

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