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Surprise: John Durham Is Investigating Deep State Coup Plotter John Brennan, and Other Deep State Coup Supporters Are "Concerned"
Wait, wait, wait -- I thought we were supposed to "let [top investigative official] do his job."
I thought we were supposed to let these investigations proceed, because it's important that we know if our high public officials are involved in collusion and conspiracy. But now, the cries! The squeals! Suddenly investigating possible criminal abuse of power is itself a criminal abuse of power! I'm sure you're all just as surprise as I am. Hit the link for the quote from the New York Times, but two people who are very concerned about investigating law-breaking CIA officials are John McLaughlin and John Sipher.So who are these folks expressing concern about the Durham investigation? John McLaughlin is a former CIA Deputy Director who said last month "Thank God for the deep state" when talking about the push to impeach President Trump.... And John Sipher (great name for a CIA agent) has a Twitter account with a blue check mark. You’ll be shocked to learn that he is also a partisan rooting for impeachment:More Twitter farts from this nonpartisan Servant of the Public at the link. But I have to quote this one, to show you just what Expert Mind-Workers our Expert Mind-Worker class really is:If Republican politicians are too cowardly to admit the obvious, maybe we should rethink the primary process. It just encourages extremists. https://t.co/LwXNQSGqii?
— John Sipher (@john_sipher) December 22, 2019
There's garden-variety dumb, there's paint chip-eating stupid, and then there's this. https://t.co/OxokIIg84Y
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) December 13, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2019 12:09 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at December 31, 2019 12:09 PM (YruzM)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 31, 2019 12:09 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at December 31, 2019 12:10 PM (YruzM)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:10 PM (+SsOn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2019 12:10 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:11 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Stuff on Tywin Lannister Blog ... at December 31, 2019 12:11 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:12 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 12:12 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:12 PM (yfUzb)
Posted by: henry at December 31, 2019 12:12 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood River Otter at December 31, 2019 12:12 PM (9gDA7)
Max Lifetime Government Employment for Non-Elected Officials should be 3 years.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:12 PM (+SsOn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:12 PM (kD4oG)
Hold on there. Why are we next to this fungus? At a minimum, people who eat Tide pods should have been mentioned between us and him.
Posted by: Union of Concerned Paint Chip Eaters at December 31, 2019 12:12 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:12 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (9VeU0)
That's what I'd like. Arrest Brennan, process him, show him the evidence and let him out long enough before trial to eat his Glock for dinner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (Nqutb)
In the immortal words of Dave Barry: "No, I am not making this up."
Posted by: pookysgirl with three wuss daughters at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (mWzQJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Zod at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Groundhog at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (HdZcn)
This right here might help the House win.
Dig, dig, dig. Find the truth and all the connections.
Say, let's release Obama's transcripts. All of them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (vEIlU)
show him the evidence and let him out long enough before trial to eat
his Glock for dinner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Perhaps you'd like to spare Comrade Trump the trouble.
**places pistol with one bullet on desk in front of him**
Posted by: pep at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2019 12:09 PM (ejd/p)
2 First!
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at December 31, 2019 12:09 PM (YruzM)
3 1st
Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 31, 2019 12:09 PM (xInes)
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....but one these things is not like the others. And now its time to play our game. Its time to play our game.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
"If Republican politicians are too cowardly to admit the obvious, maybe we should rethink the
What he really means.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (vN4+Q)
The terror of a democracy is knowing just how stupid those with hands on the lever are ...
Posted by: Adriane the PoliSci Critic ... at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (ZCEU2)
He should be allowed enough time in stir to become familiar with the gang hierarchy and their various initiation rituals.
Posted by: Zod at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: windbag at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (pmhf1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (kD4oG)
"Democrats look like a bunch of monkeys trying to hump a door knob".
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (xsnT2)
Posted by: henry at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2019 12:16 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2019 12:16 PM (d7Ww2)
It is basically a club for Government Agents to travel to third world countries and fuck their prostitutes on the taxpayer dime.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:16 PM (+SsOn)
Say, let's release Obama's transcripts. All of them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (vEIlU)
Someone mentioned Baby Shark already.
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 12:16 PM (9gDA7)
All you really needed to uncover and decode the coup plot was the first fully un-redacted FISA warrant, use that as the Rosetta Stone to ferret out the corruption and criminality.
But nope, apparently Durham is going to draw this shit out like Horowitz to the 11th hour.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 31, 2019 12:16 PM (S4hLU)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 12:16 PM (HdZcn)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at December 31, 2019 12:16 PM (dyd6F)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 31, 2019 12:17 PM (xsnT2)
Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (Jk+3L)
Yeah but the CIA missed that one also.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2019 12:17 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (Uu+Jp)
At least it's not as bad as the Biden picture that was taken just before he licked the window.
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 12:17 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (vN4+Q)
There's a reason why I, a "lowly" State U. graduate, go out of my way to mock and demean any Ivy League graduate I happen to run across.
"All in good fun" if the Ivy turns out to be not incredibly stupid, of course. (This sometimes happens, but usually . . .)
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:17 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 12:17 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Rules?
They're more like suggestions at this point.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 12:17 PM (HdZcn)
Posted by: Lou Cypher at December 31, 2019 12:17 PM (yfUzb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2019 12:16 PM (d7Ww2)
Easy.
We will do what we want.
And you.
You will do what we want.
Or else.
Posted by: Democrats at December 31, 2019 12:17 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:18 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:18 PM (vEIlU)
Why, they are noble patriots, all nobling all over the place! Just ask them.
I've got to say, the idea that John Roberts is being blackmailed somehow is starting to look likely, not tin hatty.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 31, 2019 12:18 PM (mf5HN)
In Leftism Trump is not the ultimate evil, who must be eradicated by all means.
Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 12:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at December 31, 2019 12:18 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 12:16 PM (HdZcn)
He's up there in MilliKohns where the Ghost Chili is on the Scoville scale.
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 12:18 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2019 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:18 PM (vEIlU)
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psssst
...that aint their knee....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:19 PM (8XRCm)
Ever notice the Republican party is always betraying its principles every time they oppose the Democrats?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at December 31, 2019 12:19 PM (dyd6F)
Then there's John Sipher.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 12:16 PM (HdZcn)
mega = 1 million....jus sayin
Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2019 12:19 PM (X/Pw5)
"Democrats look like a bunch of monkeys trying to hump a door knob".
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (xsnT2)
"Monkeys fucking a football" is the phrase, but too uncouth for Federalist readers.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 31, 2019 12:19 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2019 12:19 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: nurse ratched "
First, everyone take off their pants and undergarments so We can do a biological gender check and level set.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 31, 2019 12:19 PM (xsnT2)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:19 PM (+SsOn)
Also getting a little tired of the "It's so obvious the PDT is a crook and Putin Cockholster that I don't even need to make the case for it when I rant. AGREE WITH ME!"
Ummmmmm two years of Mueller and weeks of Shampeachment and bupkis on any verifiable facts supporting there "opinion". There needs to be a reckoning.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 31, 2019 12:19 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (lK7fO)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Rules?
They're more like suggestions at this point.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 12:17 PM (HdZcn)
Guidelines...
Posted by: Capt. Barbosa... at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Odo Proudfoot at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (qbn8D)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (mpXpK)
Operates in secret, budget is off book, no one knows what the hell they even do anymore, and when it really really matters, they get it wrong. Every damn time.
Burn it down.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (w7KSn)
And then I want him hanged.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (ptqGC)
Ever notice Republicans are always failing their country and thier party every time they oppose Democrats?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (dyd6F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (LKNqG)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:19 PM (+SsOn)
If he wasn't on the list before, he is now I'd wager.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (Jk+3L)
Yeah but the CIA missed that one also.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2019 12:17 PM (85Gof)
Sounds to me they expend an awful a lot of time influencing elections.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (LKNqG)
Posted by: nurse ratched "
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1. NO OTTERS ALLOWED
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (8XRCm)
Can she be hanged just for being insufferably smug and stupid?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (ptqGC)
Like that works or something
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (9VeU0)
Is a millikohn someone who is only one millionth as smart as a kohn?
Or is a megakohn someone who is a million times stupider than a kohn?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Odo Proudfoot at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (qbn8D)
Well, I didn't notice an incestuous relationship between my beautiful, twin children, but at least I'm not John Sipher dumb!!!!!
Posted by: Stuff on Tywin Lannister Blog ... at December 31, 2019 12:11 PM (LPnfS)
Jebbus Sipher, pump the brakes a little on the stupid... I mean ....oh who am I kidding YEAAAAAARGH, faster please!
Posted by: Sally Kohn at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (bWBdM)
That's what I'd like. Arrest Brennan, process him, show him the evidence and let him out long enough before trial to eat his Glock for dinner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (Nqutb)
or put in him in Epstein's old cell
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:22 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:22 PM (yfUzb)
"Democrats look like a bunch of monkeys trying to hump a door knob".
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (xsnT2)
"Monkeys fucking a football" is the phrase, but too uncouth for Federalist readers.
Davis said it on TV, though. It hit Watters (or Tucker, I forget) a second or two later.
Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 12:22 PM (OiC69)
Which measure of Kohns best describes Siper-twit?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (kD4oG)
Metric Fuckton of Stupid.
Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 12:22 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 12:22 PM (AfYvi)
Can she be hanged just for being insufferably smug and stupid?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (ptqGC)
"MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS!" - M. "Gollum" Harf
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:22 PM (NiXyF)
And "off" goes Fox.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2019 12:22 PM (ptqGC)
......
We also use the phrases:
"Fucked up as a football bat."
And
"Fucked up as a bus load of Jerry's kids" here in my neck of the woods, but I believe both would be considered uncouth as well.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 12:22 PM (Nqutb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:22 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:22 PM (vEIlU)
But they haven't fixed the cameras yet!
Oh, I see....
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2019 12:23 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (LKNqG)
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OW!!!!
MY EYES!!!!!
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 31, 2019 12:23 PM (8XRCm)
I'm innocent. It's those other guys who should hang.
Posted by: John Sipher at December 31, 2019 12:23 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: pep at December 31, 2019 12:23 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2019 12:23 PM (XvfN1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 12:23 PM (KZzsI)
Men.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2019 12:23 PM (HUx+T)
"Democrats look like a bunch of monkeys trying to hump a door knob".
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (xsnT2)
Tucker had to hold back on that one, haha.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:23 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (Uu+Jp)
Like that works or something
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (9VeU0)
Or,alternatively, at some point we just say Fuck It and round them all up for the camps.
Pumping oil.
In northern Alaska.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (NiXyF)
Kevin Bacon is dead. He was murdered on Christmas Eve by a deranged homosexual cannibal.
https://www.mlive.com/news/flint/2019/12/ man-arraigned-on-murder-mutilation-charges-in-kevin-bacon-case.html
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (YFgeq)
I have faith in John Durham. Anyone who can wear a moustache like that and not back down about it is incorruptible.
Posted by: pep at December 31, 2019 12:23 PM (T6t7i)
I'm innocent of any crimes (that I know of), and John Durham scares *me.*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (ptqGC)
She should be for besmirching the good reputation of blondes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 12:22 PM (Nqutb)
No need to bring the Coyboys into this
Posted by: Bowser at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (WhTSP)
Posted by: Odo Proudfoot at December 31, 2019 12:21 PM (qbn8D)
Stupid furry toed freak, can't ever get me name right!
Posted by: Oine, to Gloin at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (KNsKs)
It is basically a club for Government Agents to travel to third world countries and fuck their prostitutes on the taxpayer dime.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:16 PM (+SsOn)
Considering they were completely surprised by the fall of the Soviet Union, they'd attained dumb as a bag of dicks status much earlier.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (y7DUB)
I don't. That one pic you see of him and his team has a guy who could be my twin brother in the background.
Obviously Durham is relying on inferior Garrett Technology. If you aren't running the latest Garrett Updates, you shouldn't be running Garrett at all.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (+SsOn)
Posted by: x at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (YFgeq)
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Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
Kelvin Bacon is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (dyd6F)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: wth at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (v0R5T)
Kevin Bacon is mort? Anyone seen Cannibal Bob since Christmas eve?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 31, 2019 12:26 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (mpXpK)
You and I would already be in prison!
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at December 31, 2019 12:26 PM (P4Pk9)
Because we know Ben Rhodes the best way to handle Iran is to send plane loads of cash
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Best reply to Rhodes on Twitter was a pic of our Navy sailors on their knees with their hands behind their heads, Iranian guns pointed at them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2019 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (YFgeq)
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Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
Sneaky Extra Space (to avoid margin blowout) Syndrome.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:27 PM (NiXyF)
Accountability.
That's what I'd like. Arrest Brennan, process him, show him the evidence and let him out long enough before trial to eat his Glock for dinner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (Nqutb)
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I vote no. No more crawling out on justice. Keep him in custody, give him no clothing but a thong (hardship post for the watchers, I know) and keep a light on in his cell 24/7. I want him to live to confess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:27 PM (OfeYw)
"Oh, we can find a charge somewhere and interview you until you contradict yourself. And hey, even if you don't the paperwork will state that you did."
--FBI
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 12:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 12:27 PM (l4tz6)
Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth.
Nuke from space.
Repeat as necessary.
Posted by: DocJ at December 31, 2019 12:27 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (G546f)
Kevin Bacon is mort? Anyone seen Cannibal Bob since Christmas eve?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 31, 2019 12:26 PM (1CjJc)
Damn, find Canibal Bob, and maybe he can answer one of the eternal questions.
Does Kevin Bacon, taste like Bacon?
Posted by: Oine, to Gloin at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (YFgeq)
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Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
Sneaky Extra Space (to avoid margin blowout) Syndrome.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:27 PM (NiXyF)
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Tiny URL.
Its real.
And Spectacular.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (8XRCm)
"...Durham probe represents overreach by an attorney general who seems to have already made up his mind..."
Funny how people can make up their minds so quickly when they have access to the evidence.
I am so sick of these people operating in secrecy.
Posted by: cpurick at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (7YrFp)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 31, 2019 12:24 PM (YFgeq)
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Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
Apparently a 25-year-old Michigan man. Kevin Bacon has sent condolences to the family of Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: But the popular vote!! at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (dWi4X)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (yfUzb)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (C1Lsn)
Technically the decade doesn't end until next December 31 but nobody seems to care any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: 11B40 at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (evgyj)
Rule Two: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abos in any way at all...if there's anybody watching.
Rule Three: NO POOFTERS!
Rule Four: I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule Five: NO POOFTERS!
Rule Six: There is NO...Rule Six.
Rule Seven: NO POOFTERS!
Posted by: Australian philosophers at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (mWzQJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (zZbCU)
Take out the blank
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (yfUzb)
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Pagenotfound
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (8XRCm)
1. John Wayne Gacy
2. Ted Bundy
3. Eileen Wournos
4. Jeffrey Dahmer
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (vEIlU)
This Kevin Bacon is a twenty-five-year-old.
Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (CE5C/)
Take out the blank
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (yfUzb)
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Pagenotfound
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (8XRCm)
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That was two blanks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (zZbCU)
"Oh, we can find a charge somewhere and interview you until you contradict yourself. And hey, even if you don't the paperwork will state that you did."
--FBI
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 12:27 PM (KZzsI)
And if not? We'll just make shit up to charge you with!
Clearly you are Obstructing the Democrat Party by posting here, and that is clearly Impeachable so you should be thrown in Prison for Treason!
Posted by: Nazgul Pelousy... at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (NgKpN)
Technically the decade doesn't end until next December 31 but nobody seems to care any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (KZzsI)
I gave up on that argument when 2000 rolled around. Folks just like round numbers. Eh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (yfUzb)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: John Sphincter at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (Tnijr)
Take out the blank
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (yfUzb)
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Pagenotfound
Posted by: fixerupper
ISWYDT.
*snort.
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (HdZcn)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (1CjJc)
And we leave his body hanging on a lamp-post in front of CIA headquarters for a minimum of two years.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (C1Lsn)
I laughed...then, I cried.
Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (X/Pw5)
"...Durham probe represents overreach by an attorney general who seems to have already made up his mind..."
Funny how people can make up their minds so quickly when they have access to the evidence.
I am so sick of these people operating in secrecy.
Posted by: cpurick at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (7YrFp)
Translation of quote: "It's different when we do it because!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (lnWzE)
In the article, it interestingly notes that coroners have stored the body at 6 degrees during the autopsy while looking for a connection to the killer.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (Nqutb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:30 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 31, 2019 12:31 PM (NSFCQ)
We will need to tar his carcass.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:31 PM (yfUzb)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2019 12:31 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2019 12:31 PM (HUx+T)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 31, 2019 12:31 PM (1CjJc)
Yeah, I guess we just had a nine-year decade at some point and everyone shifted over like leap year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 12:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 12:32 PM (fq0nT)
omg.
Sipher:
"It is unprecedented and inappropriate to do this via Justice department prosecutors who will tend to apply the standards of a courtroom to the more nuanced, and often more challenging world of intelligence analysis"
Nope, no "two justice systems" there at all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:32 PM (OfeYw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:31 PM (yfUzb)
Well, okay, but only after the crows and vultures get their fill of his entrails.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:32 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2019 12:32 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:33 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
********
That's our winner, folks.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 12:33 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: The FBI at December 31, 2019 12:33 PM (v0R5T)
>> Margret Sanger
>> Rachel Carson
1. John Wayne Gacy
2. Ted Bundy
3. Eileen Wournos
4. Jeffrey Dahmer
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (kD4oG)
FIFY
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 31, 2019 12:33 PM (aS1PU)
I liked the early Tom Clancy novels depiction of the CIA. That was fiction, sadly. The reality is a Chernobyl Clown show.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2019 12:13 PM (vN4+Q)
The terror of a democracy is knowing just how stupid those with hands on the lever are ...
Posted by: Adriane the PoliSci Critic ... at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (LPnfS)
That's why they are supposed to stick to time tested rules and operational procedures and hierarchical checks and balances. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nope Run it up to Comey and let him handle it without review.
That shit only works when there is a rule of laws and not rule of men. I don't think the left really believes in any laws, nor do about half of the lawyers. No matter how you dress society up it can all be explained by the lizard brain thinking, I want your stuff and I want to eat your lunch. It was nice for a time, though. Now we have penis people running in 100 yard dashes with vagina people, cause Equity!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 31, 2019 12:33 PM (9dzlp)
So appointing a Special Prosecutor, staffing his office with VIP-level Democrat Primary Donors, giving him an unlimited budget and free reign for 2+ years based on bullshit, made-up, foreign-sourced opposition research? Not an overreach.
Appointing a sitting DA to look into how the origins of this hoax came about? Totes overreaching.
They are not going to like it when our side gets sick and tired of this crap and starts to utilize the only option left available to us, at very high velocity.
Posted by: DocJ at December 31, 2019 12:33 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:34 PM (OfeYw)
Nope, no "two justice systems" there at all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:32 PM (OfeYw)
Yeah, after they spent the last couple of decades doing that to the Military, and Warzones.
Posted by: Don Q at December 31, 2019 12:34 PM (NgKpN)
Hey, you can't make a democracy without framing a few innocent men for treason. Justice department doesn't understand that nuance.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 12:34 PM (fq0nT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2019 12:31 PM (HUx+T)
Here's what I don't get - Kevin Spacey is, at most, an occasional A-list actor. So who, exactly, is willing to go out and kill his accusers? Unless - **puts on tinfoil hat** - outing Spacey means tugging on a line that leads all the way to Epstein, Clinton and company?
Spacey just doesn't have the kind of juice to make an assassination squad feasible, IMO.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2019 12:35 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: The CIA at December 31, 2019 12:35 PM (yfUzb)
Nope, no "two justice systems" there at all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:32 PM (OfeYw)
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Alright.
Let's start a counterintelligence operation against Joe Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 12:35 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2019 12:35 PM (HUx+T)
omg.
Sipher:
"It is unprecedented and inappropriate to do this via Justice
department prosecutors who will tend to apply the standards of a
courtroom to the more nuanced, and often more challenging world of
intelligence analysis"
OK Boomer.
Posted by: Phil Simms at December 31, 2019 12:35 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: DocJ at December 31, 2019 12:33 PM (DU2N9)
High-pitched strong words? Airmailed letters? Rapid-fire tweet-storms?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 31, 2019 12:36 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 12:36 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 31, 2019 12:36 PM (UmCSQ)
******
It's complicated.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 12:36 PM (m45I2)
He has the money...
It is alarmingly cheap to do.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:36 PM (+SsOn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:37 PM (yfUzb)
Microwaved the body instead of using cast iron ?
Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2019 12:37 PM (XvfN1)
"It is unprecedented and inappropriate to do this via Justice department
prosecutors who will tend to apply the standards of a courtroom to the
more nuanced, and often more challenging world of intelligence analysis"
Nope, no "two justice systems" there at all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:32 PM (OfeYw)
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Alright.
Let's start a counterintelligence operation against Joe Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 12:35 PM (zZbCU)
Speaking of which, isn't his son taking a shit ton of money form a foreign entity linked to Russian organized crime?
HAHAHAHAHAHA. But Orangemanbad. Putin Cockholster Russian Asset...
Posted by: Phil Simms at December 31, 2019 12:37 PM (9dzlp)
"It is unprecedented and inappropriate to do this via Justice department prosecutors who will tend to apply the standards of a courtroom to the more nuanced, and often more challenging world of intelligence analysis"
Translation: "Hell yes we break Federal law every day! We're the CIA! It's what we do!"
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:37 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:37 PM (yfUzb)
He has the money...
It is alarmingly cheap to do.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:36 PM (+SsOn)
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Theory:
Spacey is connected to Epstein.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 12:37 PM (zZbCU)
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Challenge accepted.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at December 31, 2019 12:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 31, 2019 12:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 31, 2019 12:38 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 12:38 PM (fq0nT)
I agree, not by himself. If it was just him, no chance. But if he leads to others... maybe.
I mean they could have just died but it looks awfully sinister and if I were a cop or a reporter, I'd be digging into it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 12:38 PM (KZzsI)
and two little throw away lines in that article tell the whole story, I think. First, this 25 year old Kevin Bacon had "met" this other man on a "dating app" and had gone to hang out with him, and: "Kevin Bacon was a hairstylist studying psychology at the University of Michigan-Flint."
Um, yeah. We got it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 12:38 PM (Kpl3J)
"It is unprecedented and inappropriate to do this via Justice department prosecutors who will tend to apply the standards of a courtroom to the more nuanced, and often more challenging world of intelligence analysis"
Translation: "Hell yes we break Federal law every day! We're the CIA! It's what we do!"
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:37 PM (NiXyF)
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That sounds like something the American people should have a say in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 12:38 PM (zZbCU)
Spacey is connected to Epstein.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
If that was a bet, I wouldn't bet against it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 12:39 PM (HdZcn)
Its real.
And Spectacular.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:28 PM (8XRCm)
Except for those of us that can't access it via internal proxy.......
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 12:39 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2019 12:39 PM (6XlcD)
Spacey just doesn't have the kind of juice .....
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I stopped reading that sentence RIGHT THERE.
Ewwwww.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:39 PM (8XRCm)
So says an apologist for an organization who missed the fall of the Soviet Union and have been pretty spectacularly wrong about damn-near everything in their purview since then.
Nuanced.
Complicated.
Posted by: DocJ at December 31, 2019 12:39 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:39 PM (yfUzb)
In which a wisp of a girl saves a geeky soy male.
Turns out the movie has a basis in reality.
Except for the part about the wisp of a girl saving a man.
That was an actual man in real life. But he gets deleted.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 31, 2019 12:40 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 31, 2019 12:40 PM (mf5HN)
Yeah, after they spent the last couple of decades doing that to the Military, and Warzones.
Posted by: Don Q
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Then there was that narrow escape when Holder damn near tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in a federal court in NYC. God, these people have things backwards.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:40 PM (OfeYw)
Attacking the embassy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 12:40 PM (fq0nT)
Posted by: Roy at December 31, 2019 12:40 PM (ABjxW)
changed later to "militia"
https://twitter.com/jason_howerton/status/1212032353087950848
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 12:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2019 12:41 PM (ERAUL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:41 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: John Soaper at December 31, 2019 12:41 PM (vtcmf)
finally something that Hunter Biden has a resume for.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 31, 2019 12:41 PM (mk3Co)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:42 PM (yfUzb)
******
Hell, Biden is the embodiment of counter-intelligence. IYKWIM
Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 12:42 PM (m45I2)
Spacey just doesn't have the kind of juice to make an assassination squad feasible
I agree, not by himself. If it was just him, no chance. But if he leads to others... maybe.
I mean they could have just died but it looks awfully sinister and if I were a cop or a reporter, I'd be digging into it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 12:38 PM (KZzsI)
Then why leave Spacey alive? Cut all of the ties.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at December 31, 2019 12:42 PM (lnWzE)
"They're Trying to take the Embassy to a Hospital!"
-Hillary Clinton
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:43 PM (+SsOn)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 31, 2019 12:43 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2019 12:38 PM (fq0nT)
I maintain my position that the plan was for Hillary to win and then to try Trump for treason.
Oh look the Republicans nominated and ran for President and ACTUAL RUSSIAN AGENT OMG. That was the plan.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 31, 2019 12:43 PM (mf5HN)
......
from the article:
"Things began to really heat up when the suspect asked Bacon to strip" an officer stated in his report, "the suspect described their relationship as 'sizzling'".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 12:43 PM (Nqutb)
yeah right, thank God for Trump at least exposing the DeepState Mafia ... and God help us if we don't investigate, indict, convict, incarcerate ... the whole gang of terrorists/seditionists.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2019 12:43 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 31, 2019 12:14 PM (vEIlU)
With all the hackers out there I'm wondering why nobody has ever tried to hack the student records of Occidental, Columbia, and Harvard.
Posted by: Grannymimi at December 31, 2019 12:43 PM (u5LFV)
"Hundreds of Iraqi mourners tried to storm the United States Embassy in Baghdad"
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1211936881421824001
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 12:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The Rack of Victory at December 31, 2019 12:44 PM (PT+W/)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at December 31, 2019 12:42 PM (lnWzE)
The biggest trick of all in "Usual Suspects" is that Kaiser Soze is real, and Kevin Spacey is just another alias. He enjoyed teasing people with the truth and then making all of us disbelieve it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 12:44 PM (Kpl3J)
"Things began to really heat up when the suspect asked Bacon to strip" an officer stated in his report, "the suspect described their relationship as 'sizzling'".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 12:43 PM (Nqutb)
I just threw up in my mouth....a LOT.
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 12:44 PM (9gDA7)
https://tinyurl.com/wd8mtfn
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 31, 2019 12:45 PM (VcFUs)
"Things began to really heat up when the suspect asked Bacon to strip" an officer stated in his report, "the suspect described their relationship as 'sizzling'".
*Whispers*
S I Z Z L E R
Posted by: Commercial Voice Over Guy at December 31, 2019 12:45 PM (+SsOn)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 12:45 PM (ZCEU2)
How far were they willing to go with Carter Page? Would they have tried him for treason?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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It depends on the exact terms of the insurance policy. Those things are nuanced and challenging, you know.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:45 PM (OfeYw)
Federal Bureau of Idiots
Central Ignoramus Agency
etc.
Posted by: wth at December 31, 2019 12:46 PM (v0R5T)
193 Sipher:
"It is unprecedented and inappropriate to do this via Justice
department prosecutors who will tend to apply the standards of a
courtroom to the more nuanced, and often more challenging world of
intelligence analysis"
Translation: "Hell yes we break Federal law every day! We're the CIA! It's what we do!"
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:37 PM (NiXyF)
========
That sounds like something the American people should have a say in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 12:38 PM (zZbCU)
When they stop shooting out of the fort and start shooting into the fort, then they lose all credibility and slack in the "rules". Too the big house with them.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 31, 2019 12:46 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 12:44 PM (9gDA7)
Kevin Bacon had the cure, but then he got smoked.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 31, 2019 12:46 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 31, 2019 12:46 PM (mk3Co)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:46 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:46 PM (yfUzb)
Posted by: PG at December 31, 2019 12:46 PM (XGl/k)
We Bolsheviks just love America's enemies. Wait, isn't that us?
Posted by: John Soaper at December 31, 2019 12:46 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 31, 2019 12:33 PM (9dzlp)
Looking for the race where penis people lay down with vagina people.
Posted by: Totes at December 31, 2019 12:46 PM (AfYvi)
225 First, this 25 year old Kevin Bacon had "met" this other man on a "dating app" and had gone to hang out with him, and: "Kevin Bacon was a hairstylist studying psychology at the University of Michigan-Flint."
......
from the article:
"Things began to really heat up when the suspect asked Bacon to strip" an officer stated in his report, "the suspect described their relationship as 'sizzling'".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 12:43 PM
Unprotected, this can lead to an unexpected rasher.
Posted by: Emily LaTilde, MPH at December 31, 2019 12:47 PM (PT+W/)
https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/ Photo-Flash-Hillary-Clinton-Stops-By-FIDDLER-ON- THE-ROOF-in-Yiddish-20191230
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 31, 2019 12:47 PM (KYBu2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 12:47 PM (Nqutb)
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 12:44 PM (9gDA7)
Kevin Bacon had the cure, but then he got smoked.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 31, 2019 12:46 PM (1CjJc)
he always was a big ham.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 12:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Inogame at December 31, 2019 12:48 PM (k7NEf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:48 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:48 PM (yfUzb)
Well, if we're going to be technical, shouldn't the decade end 12/31/2020 since there was no year 0?
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2019 12:48 PM (qc+VF)
Women are vagina people
Posted by: Kindergarten Kid at December 31, 2019 12:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 31, 2019 12:46 PM (mk3Co)
FIB says there are no coincidences.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 12:48 PM (AfYvi)
Close the borders, close the schools to enemy nations ... sheesh.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2019 12:49 PM (Cus5s)
No. The System no longer cares if you are sufficiently fooled.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:49 PM (+SsOn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2019 12:49 PM (ERAUL)
I maintain my position that the plan was for Hillary to win and then to try Trump for treason.
Oh look the Republicans nominated and ran for President and ACTUAL RUSSIAN AGENT OMG. That was the plan.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny
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Part of me thinks it would have been enough for Hillary to win -- once that was done, the Dems would never have to worry about a rival political party again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:49 PM (OfeYw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2019 12:48 PM (qc+VF)
Had the concept of zero been developed when we started counting?
Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2019 12:50 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 12:48 PM (AfYvi)
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I was coincidentally born on the same day of the year that Alexander the Great died.
This must mean something...
*digs through drawer for red string*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 12:50 PM (zZbCU)
Women are vagina people
Posted by: Kindergarten Kid at December 31, 2019 12:48 PM (v0R5T)
And as we approach 2020, they've made this statement somehow controversial.
We live in stupid times.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:51 PM (NiXyF)
That is not who we are.
Posted by: the Horde at December 31, 2019 12:51 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at December 31, 2019 12:51 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:52 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2019 12:48 PM (qc+VF)
no - that's why a year ending in zero is the 10th year of the decade. BUT that's counter-intuitive, so most people think of it the other way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 12:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2019 12:52 PM (X/Pw5)
I maintain my position that the plan was for Hillary to win and then to try Trump for treason.
Oh look the Republicans nominated and ran for President and ACTUAL RUSSIAN AGENT OMG. That was the plan.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny
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Part of me thinks it would have been enough for Hillary to win -- once that was done, the Dems would never have to worry about a rival political party again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:49 PM (OfeYw)
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But how and why?
There would have been the 5th true progressive on the court (possibly followed by a 6th, assuming Kennedy still retired), set to rip the 2nd amendment out of the constitution as unconstitutional.
But then there could always be some other loud mouth who bypasses the party systems and threatens the uniparty's power. What to do about someone who tries to grab onto the popular zeitgeist next time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 12:52 PM (zZbCU)
I doubt obama's college records even exist.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Someone deleting the raw SQL data from the tables and shredding all paper and digital records. I wouldn't be surprised.
I agree that it's inconceivable that that stuff wouldn't be hacked by now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:52 PM (OfeYw)
Half a league away,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
'Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!' he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the Mourners in Grey.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:52 PM (+SsOn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:53 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 12:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Same goes for decades. Year zero to one is the first year, and so on until year ending in nine.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 31, 2019 12:53 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 31, 2019 12:53 PM (yfUzb)
There are some connections to Bill.
Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 12:53 PM (Z1eux)
First, this 25 year old Kevin Bacon had "met" this other man on a "dating app" and had gone to hang out with him
The other man brought home the Bacon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2019 12:53 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:54 PM (+SsOn)
Got tired of that whole ball of yarn.
Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:53 PM (kD4oG)
==========
I've come up with an easy solution to this...
*preps series of "isms" to call the knot*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 12:54 PM (zZbCU)
>> Margret Sanger
>> Rachel Carson
1. John Wayne Gacy
2. Ted Bundy
3. Eileen Wournos
4. Jeffrey Dahmer
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (kD4oG)
FIFY
---Hillary Clinton comes to mind...
Posted by: Builder Berg at December 31, 2019 12:54 PM (lpCmy)
I was coincidentally born on the same day of the year that Alexander the Great died.
This must mean something...
*digs through drawer for red string*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at
...
And thumbtacks. Many, many thumbtacks.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 31, 2019 12:54 PM (hr5kG)
Correct, we count 0-9 for years, but its a losing battle because people think there was a 0 year between AD and BC.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 12:54 PM (KZzsI)
Turn off Iran's power.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:52 PM (kD4oG)
Marines at the embassy were ready to do their job.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 12:55 PM (AfYvi)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 31, 2019 12:55 PM (aKsyK)
Turn off Iran's power.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:52 PM (kD4oG)
I like this idea.
Savages like the mullahs want to live by a 7th century creed, they can live like it's the 7th century.
As soon as the Iranian people overthrow the bastards, we'll give them the stuff to re-build their electrical system.
Okay, we'll **sell** them the stuff to re-build their electrical systems. But we'll give them a really good deal!
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:55 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 12:55 PM (AfYvi)
Oh look the Republicans nominated and ran for President and ACTUAL RUSSIAN AGENT OMG. That was the plan.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny
Nope. It is a covering op to hide the crimes perpetrated by the previous 3 administrations and their co-conspirators in Congress and elsewhere in the federal bureaucracy. If Hillary had won, none of this would have happened and a different op would be in place.
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at December 31, 2019 12:55 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM (Tnijr)
Turn off Iran's power.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Via bottled sunshine.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM (HdZcn)
1. Absolute zero
2. Iceberg
3. Coldstone
4. English beer
5. Starbucks
6. Sizzler
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)
That is PMSLSD. Even the beta males on there have PMS.
Posted by: Grannymimi at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM (u5LFV)
YOU are the embittered ones, you are the people-haters, it's you who shun hard work and accomplishment, it's YOU who are ill-educated and not terribly smart.
Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM (+yL/8)
>> Margret Sanger
>> Rachel Carson
1. John Wayne Gacy
2. Ted Bundy
3. Eileen Wournos
4. Jeffrey Dahmer
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 12:29 PM (kD4oG)
FIFY
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 31, 2019 12:33 PM (aS1PU)
Well...it's like Margret Sanger and Rachel Carson didn't win the Best Actor Oscar, so much as-
a Special Oscar Award for their extraordinary performance and ongoing influence through the years.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM (q57gj)
Morris Day did.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:54 PM (+SsOn)
That Chicago group thought the time was 25 or 6 to 4, so you knew right there that the Windy City was screwed up beyond all recognition even in the late '60's.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 31, 2019 12:53 PM (YslsA)
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There is no year zero in the Gregorian calendar.
But.... I agree 2020 belongs as the first year in the New Twenties.... not the last year of the teens.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 12:55 PM (AfYvi)
100 more Marines are being sent in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2019 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
Correct, we count 0-9 for years, but its a losing battle because people think there was a 0 year between AD and BC.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
That was the middle ages.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2019 12:57 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2019 12:57 PM (m45I2)
As soon as the Iranian people overthrow the bastards, we'll give them the stuff to re-build their electrical system.
Okay, we'll **sell** them the stuff to re-build their electrical systems. But we'll give them a really good deal!
Posted by: filbert
Your oil? Yeah. All of it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 12:57 PM (HdZcn)
-
Worse than global warming.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:55 PM (NiXyF)
At cost if they buy the service contract.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 31, 2019 12:57 PM (J+mig)
2) they use the powers of their offices illegally against trump.
3) They pretend to be brave but this is actually quite cowardly - they expect Hillary to be elected anyway.
4) E-mail scandal - say Hillary might just lose this thing - freak out. Get TRUMP!
5) Fuck no ! President Trump?
6) Double and triple down.
7) Walls closing in.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 31, 2019 12:57 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:57 PM (NiXyF)
Even Obama couldn't beat Sen. Blutarski's record at Faber.
Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM (+SsOn)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM (+DS2f)
________
Top. Men. Our enemies must be looking at the idiots running and in our intelligence agencies -- and licking their lips.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM (CrsGI)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM (+SsOn)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM (+SsOn)
Can't argue. Cetera was a puss though.
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:59 PM (NiXyF)
1. Absolute zero
2. Iceberg
3. Coldstone
4. English beer
5. Starbucks
6. Sizzler
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Raw, rare, medium-rare, medium, medium-well, well done.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 31, 2019 12:59 PM (1CjJc)
Aluminum wiring is cheaper. Just passing along the savings!
Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 12:59 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 12:59 PM (+y/Ru)
But how and why?
There would have been the 5th true progressive on the court (possibly followed by a 6th, assuming Kennedy still retired), set to rip the 2nd amendment out of the constitution as unconstitutional.
But then there could always be some other loud mouth who bypasses the party systems and threatens the uniparty's power. What to do about someone who tries to grab onto the popular zeitgeist next time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
Do you really think it would have been possible to vote in a uniparty challenger once Hillary had had her way with federal governance for 8 years? We talk about the calamity we avoided -- what do we really think?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:59 PM (OfeYw)
It's how they got a mandate turned into a TAX.
It's how they get to the RINOs.
If they succeed in covering that up, it'll just happen again.
Posted by: Inogame at December 31, 2019 12:59 PM (k7NEf)
100 Millikohns = Remembering you had a spare set of keys in your pocket after you pay the locksmith to open the car.
1 Kohn = Your car is a convertible and the top was down.
Posted by: JB1000 at December 31, 2019 12:59 PM (tJOXi)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM (+DS2f)
Yep. That's how this kind of thing works.
Deflection and projection is the name of the game.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 31, 2019 12:59 PM (J+mig)
Now it's all covered with flowers.
You got it, you got it.
Posted by: Zod at December 31, 2019 01:00 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM (Ydn2k)
D-Day had no grade point average......
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 01:00 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM (+DS2f)
==========
I think the people mentioned in the post aren't going to be implicated, but they're defenders of a system that's being threatened.
If proof comes out that the CIA is operating against Americans on American soil, there will be hell to pay for the agency. And Trump doesn't seem like he feels like he's going to lose this fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 01:00 PM (zZbCU)
1. Absolute zero
2. Iceberg
3. Coldstone
4. English beer
5. Starbucks
6. Sizzler
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Raw, rare, medium-rare, medium, medium-well, well done.
Posted by: flounder
Then flip 5 & 6. F'n burnt coffee.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 01:00 PM (HdZcn)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 01:00 PM (+SsOn)
Turn off Iran's power.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Via bottled sunshine.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM
...
I don't quite understand Trump's push to have Iraq defend it, unless it's to highlight that they really didn't.
And yes, we need the sort of satisfyingly disproportionate response that causes the Mullahs to curse the night they were conceived.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 31, 2019 01:00 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: filbert at December 31, 2019 12:56 PM (NiXyF)
when I was younger I always thought that was either twenty five; or Six to Four; and I never could figure out what that meant.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:01 PM (Kpl3J)
That sounds like a question for BTH. And there have been so many calendar changes and adjustments that there's probably no "right" answer to what the date is.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2019 01:01 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at December 31, 2019 01:01 PM (w7KSn)
There would have been the 5th true progressive on the court (possibly followed by a 6th, assuming Kennedy still retired), set to rip the 2nd amendment out of the constitution as unconstitutional.
But then there could always be some other loud mouth who bypasses the party systems and threatens the uniparty's power. What to do about someone who tries to grab onto the popular zeitgeist next time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
Do you really think it would have been possible to vote in a uniparty challenger once Hillary had had her way with federal governance for 8 years? We talk about the calamity we avoided -- what do we really think?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 31, 2019 12:59 PM (OfeYw)
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Depends on what changes came.
No 2nd Amendment.
All voter protection methods deemed unconstitutional.
Flooding of the nation with illegal immigrants, all of whom receive citizenship as part of their welcome packets.
Yeah, I could see a uniparty candidate winning after 8 years of Clinton governance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 01:01 PM (zZbCU)
100 Millikohns = Remembering you had a spare set of keys in your pocket after you pay the locksmith to open the car.
1 Kohn = Your car is a convertible and the top was down.
Posted by: JB1000
1 Kohn is interchangeable with 1 Blonde or 5 AOC's.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 01:01 PM (HdZcn)
https://tinyurl.com/wcoeuak
the weirdo murdered 25 year old Kevin Bacon Christmas eve/day
cops later saw same guy chasing a 29 yo guy dressed only in a kilt down the street
29 yo said he'd been chained up in basement
cops said eh, consensual, no arrest, but give the weirdo back his kilt
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at December 31, 2019 01:02 PM (G546f)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 31, 2019 01:02 PM (HaL55)
100 Millikohns = Remembering you had a spare set of keys in your pocket after you pay the locksmith to open the car.
1 Kohn = Your car is a convertible and the top was down.
Posted by: JB1000 at December 31, 2019 12:59 PM (tJOXi)
With the family trapped inside.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 31, 2019 01:02 PM (xPJvm)
Fine.
Fine.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM
...
It was primo.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 31, 2019 01:02 PM (hr5kG)
________
Top. Men. Our enemies must be looking at the idiots running and in our intelligence agencies -- and licking their lips.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM (CrsGI)
It appears that most of our problems;ems as a nation throughout the last 40 years or so can be explained by-
1) Extraordinary Stupidity
and
2) Cackling, Moustache-twirling, Malevolent Stupidity
Oh, well, and
3) Greed - willingness to sell out your country for some bucks.
That's about it.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2019 01:02 PM (q57gj)
https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2019/12/30/ fbi-hannukah-stabbing-suspect-kept-antisemitic-journal-fixated-on-hitler/
Dec. 30 (UPI) -- Hannukah stabbing suspect Grafton Thomas, already jailed on five counts of attempted murder, has also been hit with federal hate crime charges, according to documents filed Monday in New York.
Thomas, of Greenwood Lake, N.Y., has pleaded not guilty to five state counts of attempted murder and one count of burglary stemming from a machete-wielding attack at the home of a Hasidic Jewish rabbi during a Hannukah party late Saturday.
...
FBI investigators said they found journal entries allegedly written by Thomas in which he expressed anti-Semitic views, referencing Adolf Hitler and "Nazi culture."
They said another journal entry allegedly stated that "Hebrew Israelites" had victimized "ebonoid Israelites," which the FBI took to mean African-Americans claiming descent from the ancient tribes of Israel.
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 01:03 PM (fK2gX)
"So, when we built the new embassy, a nuclear warhead was embedded in the station's core?""Yes, Mr. President.""Has the facility been entirely evacuated?""Yessir.""Are the dune-monkeys crowing in the streets outside of it?""Yessir, since dawn today.""You may commence countdown."
Posted by: Zod at December 31, 2019 01:03 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2019 01:03 PM (qc+VF)
No 2nd Amendment.
All voter protection methods deemed unconstitutional.
Flooding of the nation with illegal immigrants, all of whom receive citizenship as part of their welcome packets.
Yeah, I could see a uniparty candidate winning after 8 years of Clinton governance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Remove any of the first 10 amendments and you have broken the contract and negated the Constitution and the states are free to leave.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 01:03 PM (HdZcn)
cops later saw same guy chasing a 29 yo guy dressed only in a kilt down the street 29 yo said he'd been chained up in basement cops said eh, consensual, no arrest, but give the weirdo back his kilt
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at December 31, 2019 01:02 PM (G546f)
Forget it Jake, it's faggottown.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2019 01:03 PM (2vJ77)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at December 31, 2019 01:01 PM (w7KSn)
don't play russian roulette w/a mag fed pistol
Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2019 01:03 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: nurse ratched
--
It's complicated.
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 31, 2019 01:03 PM (Aen21)
Posted by: Climate "scientists" at December 31, 2019 01:03 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 01:03 PM (HdZcn)
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*huddled in a corner, beaten and forgotten for over a century*
-the 9th and 10th amendments
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 01:04 PM (zZbCU)
No. First came about in India about the 6th century, I believe. There was the idea of "none", but that wasn't a number.
Long division in Roman numerals must have been a bear.
Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 01:04 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
We count wrong for age ... a two year old is in his third year. A nine year old is in his tenth year. But for a calendar, we would call it "year 10" for the whole year. Year ten would be the end of the decade, but the kid would be "nine" that whole year. (if born 1/1/1)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2019 01:04 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at December 31, 2019 01:04 PM (CrsGI)
1. John Wayne Gacy
2. Ted Bundy
3. Eileen Wournos
4. Jeffrey Dahmer
--
One small quibble. Ted Bundy was actually more likely a Republican. He worked on Rockefeller's presidential campaign, and was a delegate for the presidential hopeful when he attended the '68 Republican National Convention.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 31, 2019 01:04 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Go with Calvinball...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2019 01:05 PM (LOq4H)
And here I thought Kevin Bacon was one of the relatively normal people in Hollywood.
Yikes.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2019 01:05 PM (q57gj)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2019 01:06 PM (2vJ77)
This is a bit misleading. Its not like people in Akkadia had no idea that when you take an apple off the tree that there's no apple left. They knew that 1-1 = none, they just didn't have a mathematical concept to do calculations with called "zero."
We count wrong for age ... a two year old is in his third year.
Well not exactly wrong, just differently than you might expect. We celebrate the completion of a year, not its beginning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 01:06 PM (KZzsI)
OT but not OT.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 31, 2019 01:06 PM (koNhm)
Had the concept of zero been developed when we started counting?
No. First came about in India about the 6th century, I believe. There was the idea of "none", but that wasn't a number.
_______
This would explain why they went from 1 BC to 1 AD.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at December 31, 2019 01:06 PM (CrsGI)
100 Millikohns = Remembering you had a spare set of keys in your pocket after you pay the locksmith to open the car.
1 Kohn = Your car is a convertible and the top was down.
Posted by: JB1000 at December 31, 2019 12:59 PM (tJOXi)
2 Kohn = locking yourself inside the car
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 01:06 PM (6JYGT)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2019 01:07 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at December 31, 2019 01:07 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2019 01:07 PM (C1Lsn)
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Addendum
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 31, 2019 01:07 PM (zZbCU)
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Yeah, no. Makes his demise in Friday the 13th all the more pleasurable.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 31, 2019 01:08 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2019 01:08 PM (+SsOn)
100 Millikohns = Remembering you had a spare set of keys in your pocket after you pay the locksmith to open the car.
1 Kohn = Your car is a convertible and the top was down.
Posted by: JB1000
2 Kohn = locking yourself inside the car
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
3 Kohn = Breaking the window to climb out
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 01:08 PM (HdZcn)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2019 01:08 PM (2vJ77)
Ebonoid, he was a Ebonoid
Happier than you and me
Ebonoid, he was a Ebonoid
And it determined what he could see
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2019 01:08 PM (aKsyK)
3 Kohn = Running yourself over.
4 Kohn = No longer eating cars, no longer eating bars, only eating guitars.
Posted by: Zod at December 31, 2019 01:08 PM (ZS9TG)
Under this racial classification scheme, would white people be "balsoid"?
Native Americans could be hickoroid, and Aborigines are eucalytoid.
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 01:09 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 31, 2019 01:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2019 01:07 PM (C1Lsn)"
Have they blamed a videographer yet?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 31, 2019 01:09 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2019 01:09 PM (q57gj)
Posted by: Cheri at December 31, 2019 01:10 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2019 01:09 PM (q57gj)
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Wow. Never would have pegged you for a Footloose fanboi.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2019 01:10 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: IC at December 31, 2019 01:10 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 31, 2019 01:10 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at December 31, 2019 01:11 PM (vtcmf)
A young hero threw a coffee table at him attracting the villain's attention who then followed him into the street.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 01:11 PM (AfYvi)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2019 01:11 PM (2vJ77)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 12:20 PM (mpXpK)
You and I would already be in prison!
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at December 31, 2019 12:26 PM (P4Pk9)
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And then Epsteined.
Posted by: Groundhog at December 31, 2019 01:11 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2019 01:11 PM (QLPEO)
Hang out, or to get porked?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2019 01:11 PM (6JYGT)
Posted by: IC
I think the Horde forgot to take their ADD meds,
again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2019 01:12 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 01:12 PM (8XRCm)
The entire body of law that isn't based on a fair reading of the Constitution should be tossed.
And anybody who starts carping about what 'fair reading' means gets bitch slapped.
Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2019 01:12 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2019 01:12 PM (aKsyK)
Hit with a Hate Crime charge eh?
Well. That'll certainly show 'em!
Damn. I bet criminals everywhere are shaking in their boots.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2019 01:12 PM (axyOa)
I'm here late and reading the latest comments and am totally lost..what are you guys talking about??? Posted by: IC at December 31, 2019 01:10 PM (a0IVu)
Guns. Gun thread.
Posted by: Zod at December 31, 2019 01:12 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 31, 2019 12:15 PM (Uu+Jp)
At least it's not as bad as the Biden picture that was taken just before he licked the window.
Posted by: Sponge at December 31, 2019 12:17 PM (9gDA7)
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Oh god. John Water's Pink Flamingos and the plates. My brain needed mind bleach after that movie.
Posted by: Groundhog at December 31, 2019 01:13 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 01:13 PM (AfYvi)
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2019 01:14 PM (QLPEO)
making the first decade of the millenium the noughties.
Posted by: Anachronda
The CIA is full of double naught spies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2019 01:14 PM (aKsyK)
Cherrykee people/Cherrykee pride.
Posted by: Zod at December 31, 2019 01:14 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 01:14 PM (ZCEU2)
making the first decade of the millenium the noughties.
Posted by: Anachronda
Which means tomorrow starts the double naughties.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 01:14 PM (HdZcn)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 01:14 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)
I'm here late and reading the latest comments and am totally lost..what are you guys talking about???
Posted by: IC at December 31, 2019 01:10 PM (a0IVu)
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Using Tiny URL, the year Zero, Footloose and Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 01:15 PM (8XRCm)
A Scientologist program that dissuades people from eating wood.
Posted by: Zod at December 31, 2019 01:15 PM (ZS9TG)
The real giveaway was his bumper sticker, "Guns don't kill people, I do."
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 31, 2019 01:15 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 01:15 PM (HdZcn)
sure, but it is wrong either way. And a precocious 4 year old might demand you say he is 4 and 1/2 at a certain point. When we say we are in year ten, it is understood we are part way through, and the full date describes how far through. So June 30th, 2020 would rightly be year "2019.50" ...
Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2019 01:15 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 01:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Cheri at December 31, 2019 01:16 PM (oiNtH)
Those people are in a world of their own.
Posted by: eleven at December 31, 2019 01:16 PM (QLPEO)
As if the JEF didn't, via his puppetmaster, Ms Jarrett.
Trump's problem is that he got a lot of leftovers that still had that total fealty toward Oblozo and everything he stood for.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 31, 2019 01:16 PM (+fPHo)
After the [Senate] hearing, consigliere Tom Hagen (Robert Duvall) visits Frank in custody. Hagen tells Frank that he did the right thing by recanting. Tom and Pentangeli talk nostalgically about the good old days when the Corleone Family, as Pentangeli says, "was like the Roman Empire." Hagen tells a story about what would happen to traitors during those Roman days, implying that the correct thing for Pentangeli to do now is to kill himself. Hagen tells Pentangeli if he accepts responsibility for turning on the Corleone family and kills himself, Frank's family will always be taken care of, just as the families of confessed traitors in the Roman days who killed themselves were allowed to keep all of their possessions. He thanks Hagen, returns to his assigned quarters, and despite the presence in the other room of his federal guards, commits suicide by slitting his wrists while taking a bath.
Posted by: Groundhog at December 31, 2019 01:16 PM (VYwSh)
I think we're in full-on holiday mode.
It would be an interesting (and possibly futile) exercise to go back through a thread like this one, list all the topics mentioned, and then draw the lines connecting one to the next.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2019 01:18 PM (qc+VF)
A young hero threw a coffee table at him attracting the villain's attention who then followed him into the street.
Posted by: Braenyard
???
I don't get the reference.
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 01:18 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Les Kinetic
And what's wrong with that? It's always been,
"You take the brand's money, you ride for the brand".
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 01:18 PM (HdZcn)
Posted by: Skip
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One has to note that the year is counted at its end
0 to 1 1 year
1 to 2 2 years
2 to 3 3 years
3 to 4 4 years
4 to 5 5 years
5 to 6 6 years
6 to 7 7 years
7 to 8 8 years
8 to 9 9 years
9 to 0 10 years
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 31, 2019 01:19 PM (YslsA)
Serial killer bumperstickers. Hmm.
Posted by: Zod at December 31, 2019 01:19 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:19 PM (Kpl3J)
I wanna jump in but fear there are rocks just below the surface
Posted by: DB at December 31, 2019 01:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2019 01:20 PM (C1Lsn)
I prefer Sycamoron.
As a full Deplorable, I don't mind hickoroid.
Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2019 01:20 PM (Z1eux)
It would be an interesting (and possibly futile) exercise to go back through a thread like this one, list all the topics mentioned,
and then draw the lines connecting one to the next.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg
Lines? Man, I stood in a long line at Kroger's on Christmas Eve.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 01:20 PM (HdZcn)
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 01:18 PM (fK2gX)
The Black Hebrew Israelites were the religious cult that carried out the recent Jersey City jewish murders.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:20 PM (Kpl3J)
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Top. Men. Our enemies must be looking at the idiots running and in our intelligence agencies -- and licking their lips.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at December 31, 2019 12:58 PM (CrsGI)
It appears that most of our problems;ems as a nation throughout the last 40 years or so can be explained by-
1) Extraordinary Stupidity
and
2) Cackling, Moustache-twirling, Malevolent Stupidity
Oh, well, and
3) Greed - willingness to sell out your country for some bucks.
That's about it.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2019 01:02 PM (q57gj)
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These Cretins, Drooling Idiots, and Twits are all the finest products of our Ivy League Colleges and Service Academies.
Harvard, Yale, West Point, Annapolis.
People laugh at the in breeding in Islamic Societies. Our Elites are not always sexually inbred, but they are intellectually inbred, and too stupid to even think of changing their world views.
Posted by: rd at December 31, 2019 01:21 PM (+0uDE)
They have nothing to do with being a newspaper. They are the premiere Narrative manufacturers of our age.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 01:21 PM (H8QX8)
OMG OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!!!1!1!!!111
Ahhh, good times. Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2019 01:21 PM (fp3O8)
Brooke Shields looks really good in a bikini at 50+.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 31, 2019 01:22 PM (2DOZq)
No the Nineties were only 9 years long. We are now in the future we heard so much about in our youth. Why just now I am going to get in my flying car and go to the moon.
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 01:22 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: DB at December 31, 2019 01:20 PM (iTXRQ)
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Rocks. Sharks. Gators. And, probably, aliens.
Posted by: bluebell at December 31, 2019 01:22 PM (ETcmR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 31, 2019 01:22 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2019 01:09 PM (q57gj)
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Wow. Never would have pegged you for a Footloose fanboi.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)
*shifty eyes*
Uh...no. No. Not at all.
*Runs around empty factory shaking fists*
*Leaps around*
*slouches in chair backlit while water drenches from above*
*yells "Nobody puts Baby in the Corner."*
Everybody get Foot Flash Dirty Dancing Loose!!!
That's right. I do my own thing!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 31, 2019 01:22 PM (q57gj)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2019 01:22 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 31, 2019 01:22 PM (Aen21)
Posted by: zombie at December 31, 2019 01:18 PM (fK2gX)
The attack was thwarted by a man at the gathering who picked up and hit the attacker with a coffee table thus drawing the villains attention to him and away from hacking others.
He then ran into the street being followed by the attacker; relieving the others from the attack.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2019 01:23 PM (AfYvi)
Posted by: Zod at December 31, 2019 01:23 PM (qXNVo)
Posted by: bluebell at December 31, 2019 01:22 PM
And otters. Definitely otters.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2019 01:23 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:20 PM (Kpl3J)
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They were also the group that started taunting the Covington kids while attending the rally in DC.
Perhaps..... If the "press" had actually DONE their job of investigative reporting instead of trying to smear icky white christian conservatives.... a light could have been shined on the BHI's shenanigans and, perhaps, they wouldnt be so inclined to slice, dice and stab Jews.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 01:24 PM (8XRCm)
......
The first Christmas Eve was actually on the 23rd of December because in the year 0 they still observed a December 0th, making what we now think of the 24th actually the 25th day of December.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 01:25 PM (Nqutb)
Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at December 31, 2019 01:25 PM (+yL/8)
https://bit.ly/2QB8wpC
How long.until they admit that hating blacks is OK when they do it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 01:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Babylon Bee: San Francisco Dogs Begin Bagging People Poop
https://tinyurl.com/tj3o99p
Posted by: Cheri at December 31, 2019 01:27 PM (oiNtH)
zero = nought
making the first decade of the millenium the noughties.
Posted by: Anachronda
Which means tomorrow starts the double naughties.
y2k was when we transitioned to the noughty bits.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2019 01:28 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: Easy Andy
https://tinyurl.com/vzggucj
Meh. Still a 1, though.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 31, 2019 01:30 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 01:25 PM (Nqutb)
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But the years ending in zero are divisible by 4.... so leap come into play.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 01:36 PM (8XRCm)
After 400+ comments, I can't be the first to make that joke.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 31, 2019 01:40 PM (2RBkF)
The first Christmas Eve was actually on the 23rd of December because
in the year 0 they still observed a December 0th, making what we now
think of the 24th actually the 25th day of December.
and it was a leap year.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2019 01:48 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2019 01:49 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2019 01:27 PM (+y/Ru)
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It's always been okay to hate blacks who aren't the "right sort" of black. Clarence Thomas comes to mind.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 31, 2019 01:51 PM (xmKbk)
Posted by: SarahW at December 31, 2019 01:56 PM (g1vnC)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
On links that have a carriage return, Chrome will insert a "%20" in the url. Just delete any of that and the link should work.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 31, 2019 01:56 PM (00fXp)
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at January 01, 2020 10:50 AM (hrHLc)
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