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Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/30/19)
Quote I
“Although the impact of the law is difficult to measure since it is preventative in nature, I believe that the removal of firearms and prevention of future purchases of firearms from individuals in Cranston, where extreme risk protection orders were granted by the court, likely averted potential tragedies,”Cranston Police Chief Michael Winquest
Quote II
“This idea of respectability, this idea of civility, this idea of unity, all of these words—decorum—who invented these words? These words were invented by white men for the benefit of other white men, in systems and institutions that were always designed to be for white men.”Mona Eltahawy
Quote III
“In the last 10 years, UIN [Mexican Naval Intelligence] has become the most trusted Mexican intelligence service for the DEA and DIA,” Dr. Raúl Benitez-Manaut
Quote IV
But the Democrats are so committed to their exotic fairy tale — Trump is a monster, Trump is a Nazi, Trump is a white nationalist, etc. — that they have forgotten how to run an ordinary campaign against an ordinary failure. Kevin D. Williamson
Quote V
“Dealing with firearms, it is irrational, with all due respect to the governor of Texas, irrational what they are doing, “On the very day you see a mass shooting … and we’re talking about loosening access to have guns, to be able to take them into places of worship, it’s just absolutely irrational. It’s totally irrational.” Former VP Joe Biden
Quote VI
“A lot of of people in show business that get really successful at an early age, a lot of them go through a lot of stuff and have issues and drug problems, and all these are self-destructive. And I never had that because I was grounded spiritually."Eddie Murphy
Who. What. When. Where. How. Basic Journalism 101. Reuters failed BIG TIME.
IT TAKES A ̶V̶I̶L̶L̶A̶G̶E̶ ENTIRE NEWSROOM: Glad to see it took the entire Reuters staff to bollix this up so badly.
Confirmation bias or just plain stupid?
Pot use among those with depression is increasing.
(Reuters Health) - Regular cannabis use has risen more quickly among people with depression, and they’re less likely to perceive it as risky, compared with people who aren’t depressed, a U.S. study suggests. Researchers examined data collected from a total of almost 729,000 people aged 12 years and older between 2005 and 2017, including any prior-month cannabis use and any depression experienced over the previous year. By the final year of the study, about 19% of people with depression reported at least some cannabis use, compared with 8.7% of individuals without a recent history of depression. In 2005, about 10.2% of people with depression and 5.7% of individuals without depression used the drug.
He's a creep with brass balls.
Yeah, no. You violated our rights to an unbiased law enforcement agency. Via The Hill: Former FBI agent Peter Strzok, a onetime member of former special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia probe, is claiming the FBI and Justice Department violated his rights of free speech and privacy when firing him for uncovered texts that criticized President Trump. Strzok and his legal team made the claims in a court document filed Monday that pushes back on the Department of Justice’s (DOJ) motion to dismiss the lawsuit he filed in August over his ouster a year earlier.
The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM The Essential Bottles Of Champagne (And Sparkling Wine) For Every Stage Of Your NYE Party
You're welcome.
Quite the secret ingredient. Opium laced noodles.
Rather than improve his noodle recipe, a restaurant owner in China’s Guangxi Province would lace his noodles with opium to get patrons addicted and increase the chances of them coming back for more. The restaurateur’s dirty trick was uncovered by mistake, after someone who ate at his local in Sanjiang Dong Automonous County tested positive for morphine, the active component in opium, during a police inspection. The shocked man insisted that he had not willingly taken drugs, and told investigators that the only thing he had ingested that he couldn’t vouch for was a bowl of noodles at a local restaurant. That’s how police ended up making a surprise visit to the noodle shop in question, where they took a packet of snail powder which tested positive for morphine.
EXCLUSIVE: Proud dad Reuben Sharpe has revealed how he gave birth to miracle baby Jamie with partner Jay in Britain’s most modern family - and even the couple's doctor was transgender But he still had maternal instincts and six years ago stopped taking testosterone in the hope of one day having a child. And that dream came true when he and partner Jay had a bouncing baby. Jay is non-binary – so does not identify as male or female. The sperm donor was a trans woman... and even the DOCTOR was transgender.
Just because you want it to be true, doesn't make it true.
Man bun and plastic straws, icky, icky, icky.
The Best of
‘FFS get him away from people’! Guys, Joe Biden basically just said that miners should ‘learn to code’
Former Vice President Joseph R. Biden on Monday said that he would consider choosing a Republican for a running mate if he’s the 2020 Democratic presidential nominee, though he said someone who would fit the proper bill didn’t immediately come to mind. “The answer is I would, but I can’t think of one now,” Mr. Biden said in response to a questioner at a campaign stop in New Hampshire. “No, I’m serious. … There’s some really decent Republicans that are out there still, but here’s the problem right now with the well-known ones: they’ve got to step up. You know what I mean?” he said. “I’m not being a wise guy.”Wonder if Skipper Bill will step up?
You won't be seeing Nicholas de Santo on network television anytime soon. Religion of Peace, It's a Patent-Pending Situation
Seven years after Colorado legalized marijuana, the state legislature has finally authorized options for people who want to use it somewhere other than private residences. A law that takes effect on Wednesday will allow cannabis consumption in specially licensed pot shops, restaurants, and other businesses, including mobile "marijuana hospitality establishments" such as tour buses. The law addresses a predicament that has long puzzled out-of-state visitors who stop by dispensaries in cities such as Denver and Pueblo, only to discover that there are virtually no places where they can legally consume the marijuana they have just legally bought. That gap will not be filled immediately, since businesses that want to create cannabis consumption spaces have to obtain both state and local permission. The Colorado Department of Revenue's Marijuana Enforcement Division has posted a license application form, along with the relevant regulations, which take effect on January 1. But cities need not allow on-site consumption at all. Assuming that local governments go along, Coloradans should eventually see something like Dutch-style "coffeeshops" where customers can enjoy marijuana with food and beverages in a social setting.
Cops make ‘quilt’ out of homeless signs. Is panhandling free speech? A photo showing two Alabama police officers bragging about a "homeless quilt" made from confiscated panhandling signs raises questions about the constitutionality of panhandling.
Alyssa Milano is crazy. Or so she says.
Alyssa Milano on Sunday urged President Donald Trump to stop using terms like “crazy” or “lost his mind” because it hits too close to home for her. Milano, an actress turned activist, tweeted at Trump to end the use of such language on Twitter, saying it adds “to the stigma of mental illness” and so harms the “44 million of us who suffer.”
End of the year Climate Review Predictions.
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
The Chinese scientist who created the world’s first genetically altered babies has been sentenced to three years in prison and a lifelong ban from working in reproductive technology, state media reported on Monday. He Jiankui, a Shenzhen researcher who drew widespread condemnation when he revealed his experiment last year, will also have to pay a 3 million yuan ($430,000) fine, said a report from Xinhua News Agency, citing the verdict of a court in the southern Chinese city.
Comedian and musician Neil Innes, who collaborated with Monty Python and played with The Rutles, has died aged 75, his agent has said. Essex-born Innes wrote music for Monty Python’s albums including Monty Python’s Previous Record and The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief, after becoming involved with the comedy group in the 1970s. He appeared in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail as a head-bashing monk, the serf crushed by the giant wooden rabbit, and the leader of Sir Robin’s minstrels. He also had small roles in Terry Gilliam’s Jabberwocky and Monty Python’s Life of Brian. Innes is said to have provided the famous whistling on “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life”.
Born on this day: 30 Dec 1928
Bo Diddley guitarist, singer, (R&B hits, 'Bo Diddley', 'You Can't Judge A Book By The Cover', 1963 UK No.34 single 'Pretty Thing'). When The Beatles first went to the US, John Lennon was asked what he would like to see; he replied 'Bo Diddley.' Bo Diddley died from heart failure in Archer, Florida aged 79 on 2nd June 2008. via thisdayinmusic.com
Joy ride or commonly known as a Genius Award Winner.
KELSO, Wash. — A wild scene unfolded Friday in southwest Washington when someone stole an ambulance while medics were treating a patient who was having trouble breathing. According to Cowlitz 2 Fire & Rescue, the medic unit was called around noon to a home in the Lexington area where a woman was having breathing issues. While paramedics were treating the woman, a family member jumped into the ambulance, activated the emergency lights and sirens, and took off. Fire crews alerted police and continued to treat the woman with oxygen
Strangers help out scammed man. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
A World War II veteran from California fell on some pretty hard times when scammers took away $10,000 that he meant to put towards retirement, until a couple of strangers got together to gift him enough money to cover what he lost. Floyd Smith, 92, of Fresno, California, received a check for $12,472.60 on Monday from hundreds of people who donated to his GoFundMe page and heard his story, ABC News reported.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2019 10:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 30, 2019 10:00 PM (MIUG6)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 10:00 PM (Y4EXg)
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Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 30, 2019 10:00 PM (MIUG6)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2019 10:01 PM (QLPEO)
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Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 10:01 PM (7WaWV)
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Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2019 10:01 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 30, 2019 10:02 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 30, 2019 10:02 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 10:02 PM (eegGk)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 10:02 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 30, 2019 10:03 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 30, 2019 10:03 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 10:04 PM (eegGk)
This... this raises more questions than it answers.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2019 10:04 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2019 10:05 PM (TfsAD)
Lives created or saved, can't argue with the unquantifiable, sign me up!
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2019 10:05 PM (Z1eux)
Because Trump is a failure.
I wonder how Williamson would define success?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 30, 2019 10:05 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 30, 2019 10:05 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2019 10:06 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 10:06 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 30, 2019 10:06 PM (Vy7tf)
Sovetskoye Shampanskoye.
Sovetskoye Shampanskoye.
Sovetskoye Shampanskoye.
Posted by: Zombie USSR! at December 30, 2019 10:06 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 10:04 PM (eegGk)
Thank you for your concern.
We haven't been hammered too badly. Yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2019 10:07 PM (ZCEU2)
The entire Skywalker family has been wiped out.
BUT... Rey takes the name Skywalker, since she obviously can't go by her grandfather's name, Palpatine.
This franchise is utterly FUBAR. Again, for me there's nothing but the original 1977-1983 trilogy.
(And I'm surprised YouTube doesn't already feature a Star Wars/Cats mashup yet.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 10:07 PM (KP5rU)
{{{Cousin!!}}}
How's life in the great white north-of-us?
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 30, 2019 10:07 PM (MIUG6)
Because Trump is a failure.
I wonder how Williamson would define success?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 30, 2019 10:05 PM (I2/tG)
Living in a trailer park not shooting Meth.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
I would imagine that, in limited amounts, it provides some privacy and quiet time as well as a great excuse to stay home from work.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2019 10:08 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 10:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2019 10:08 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: citizenslave at December 30, 2019 10:09 PM (Ptg4S)
https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
Bwahahahaha - I got Smash a T-Shirt from them for Christmas. It's her favorite gift this year.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 30, 2019 10:09 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2019 10:09 PM (EpeCy)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 30, 2019 10:09 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2019 10:09 PM (QLPEO)
That'd be a good way for us to get rid of some troublesome Senators.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2019 10:10 PM (lK7fO)
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2019 10:10 PM (H04zT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2019 10:10 PM (EpeCy)
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2019 10:10 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: citizenslave at December 30, 2019 10:11 PM (Ptg4S)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2019 10:11 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 30, 2019 10:12 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 30, 2019 10:02 PM (Vy7tf)
Don't they usually prefer the keyboard?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2019 10:12 PM (0ReGO)
SOONER OR LATER is a flashback to my youth.
Thanks MisHum.
Now off to read the rest of the ONT.
Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2019 10:12 PM (nMj2X)
such language on Twitter, saying it adds "to the stigma of mental
illness" and so harms the "44 million of us who suffer."
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Wait, I thought it was closer to 65 million who voted for Hillary ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at December 30, 2019 10:12 PM (WqPYg)
It's pretty funny watching the Democrats frantically casting about to find people who voted for Trump who no longer support Trump. The one guy they found in Erie, PA who claimed to have voted for Trump and now does not support him actually hadn't voted in 2016.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 30, 2019 10:12 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2019 10:13 PM (EpeCy)
Pray for our President.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:13 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2019 10:13 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 30, 2019 10:13 PM (rBtIz)
Geez, do us a favor and take that wimp Romney. Or dig up McCain.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
Sovetskoye Shampanskoye.
Sovetskoye Shampanskoye.
Sovetskoye Shampanskoye.
Posted by: Zombie USSR! at December 30, 2019 10:06 PM (I2/tG)
Evening vear, very nice!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2019 10:14 PM (0ReGO)
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Well, you've got to admit, Kevin D. Williamson knows about being an ordinary failure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2019 10:14 PM (+y/Ru)
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Wait, I thought it was closer to 65 million who voted for Hillary ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at December 30, 2019 10:12 PM (WqPYg)
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The rest are dead, so their mental health doesn't enter into the equation.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 30, 2019 10:14 PM (MIUG6)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 30, 2019 10:14 PM (H04zT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Never better, thank you for asking. And I agree, you are wonderful!
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2019 10:15 PM (EpeCy)
Lower than whale shit.
In fact lower than the bacteria that feeds on whale shit.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 30, 2019 10:16 PM (1qzr2)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
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Just fine and dandy! And you?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 10:16 PM (Y4EXg)
I'll just say that 2019 was a year to forget.
Shitty, personally.
Praise dog for some relief. These memes were a sliver of light in the darkness:
Dinner Cat
EDKH
MNF Black Cat
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2019 10:17 PM (oZuI0)
What about nuttier than a fruitcake? Is that okay?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
This... this raises more questions than it answers.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)
The rabbit powder, no doubt, tested positive for speed.
And greetings, Horde, from AOP's winter quarters in Apache Junction, AZ. where I just turned on a heater, because, cold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2019 10:17 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2019 10:17 PM (Y8PSl)
When I was a kid, my father would never allow me to buy anything from the ice cream trucks, because he was convinced that they were lacing their products with drugs to hook the kiddies.
Everyone in the neighborhood knew that my dad was nice enough, but his ideas were a little out there.
I don't think I am going to share that story with him.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 30, 2019 10:17 PM (SRRAx)
Man - it's like these people gaslight you 24/7 and when you call them on it, they say what? Not buying it? Such a Trumpkin cultist!
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2019 10:17 PM (32YRo)
Expect the MSM to run major stories over the next day or two blaming gerbil warbeling for this.
About a decade ago, it was also warm in Moscow, and some major media organization ran a big story about this. The day the story ran, there was snow on the ground in downtown Los Angeles - but that was just weather.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 30, 2019 10:18 PM (I2/tG)
Fair to middling! Supposed to be down to freezing tonight, so all the barn animals got nice fluffy fresh straw for bedding tonight.
The puppehs, of course, are asleep in their beds in front of the fireplace. But they're not spoiled.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 30, 2019 10:18 PM (MIUG6)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
Works for me. Ms. Milano is sounding more frazzled than normal. Trump is killing her softly.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2019 10:18 PM (EpeCy)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 30, 2019 10:05 PM (I2/tG)
Finding a proper fitting tutu in a size 52.
Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2019 10:18 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
https://tinyurl.com/wldshp6
https://tinyurl.com/r6j6l5q
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https://tinyurl.com/vnstdtl
https://tinyurl.com/vtxr3b9
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 10:19 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
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Of course not!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 10:19 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 10:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 30, 2019 10:19 PM (iEXgF)
Dinner Cat
EDKH
MNF Black Cat
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2019 10:17 PM (oZuI0)
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I have been laughing my ass off at the Dinner Cat memes. Very creative!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:20 PM (fNFgo)
Sleep tight everyone
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2019 10:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)
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So before he was a Mayor, he ran a retail candy shop?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 30, 2019 10:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2019 10:20 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 30, 2019 10:21 PM (wiXsO)
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Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 10:21 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2019 10:21 PM (EpeCy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 10:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 30, 2019 10:21 PM (iEXgF)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
Trump is killing her softly
Trump is like those machines that scrape, lift and crumble blacktopped road surfaces. Whatever crosses his path winds up in little pieces, all torn asunder.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 10:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 30, 2019 10:20 PM (sy5kK)
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Nah, just a tail candy shop.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 30, 2019 10:22 PM (MIUG6)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2019 10:22 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2019 10:18 PM (Y8PSl)
What color?
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2019 10:22 PM (EpeCy)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 30, 2019 10:22 PM (Lqy/e)
Calling all otters, calling all otters...
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2019 10:23 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
That first quote is a doozy. Is it possible to insert more weasel words? If you gotta do that, you're just looking for a reason to support whatever it is.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 30, 2019 10:23 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:23 PM (fNFgo)
Dammit AOP I told you to leave the cold in Canada
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
https://tinyurl.com/r8daows
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
--LMAO
Nevertheless . . .
The creator(s) of that pic totally whiffed on a meatball over the plate: FREE POOPING
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (oZuI0)
Lower than whale shit.
In fact lower than the bacteria that feeds on whale shit.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 30, 2019 10:16 PM (1qzr2)
Hey! Leave us out of this.
Posted by: Bacteria That Feeds On Whale Shit at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (aS1PU)
If you've ever thought to yourself, "I would really like to watch a monster movie that's a horror-comedy..." but then paused, because your next thought was "...but it has to be Irish." Well, I have the solution for you.
"Grabbers." It's wonderful in every respect, and is well worth the cost.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Pete wants to start a "family" if he's elected. Can you imagine him giving the "talk"? "Well son, when two men love each other very much, they each spit into a petri dish which contains the egg of an idiot, and hopefully you get a sibling who'll end up just as fucked up as you..."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (LOq4H)
It's embarrassingly bad.
Posted by: JEM at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (EdMxw)
What about nuttier than a fruitcake? Is that okay?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
I like fruitcake
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: San Fran Nan at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Pacific Dung Beetle at December 30, 2019 10:26 PM (QLPEO)
How about some RINO debates to grab the D VP slot?
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2019 10:26 PM (Z1eux)
Who wants to bet Jeb Bush is begging for Biden's VP spot???
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Good lord, I hadn't thought about Heb! in ages.
And this is a good thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2019 10:26 PM (OfeYw)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 30, 2019 10:27 PM (Tt761)
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That's like being the smartest hostess on the View.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2019 10:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Where are all our Napoleonic rebel friends now?
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2019 10:27 PM (32YRo)
I took a dump... in San Fran-cis-co
High as a kite, it calls to me
To be where little cable cars
Go by sleazy gay bars!
And the morning fog will chill the stench
Posted by: Not Tony Bennett! at December 30, 2019 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
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My favorite so far is the cat saying "Bless your Heart." The chick says "Did you just say 'Fuck You' in Southern?" That one always makes me laugh.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:28 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Pete Buttplug at December 30, 2019 10:28 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: eleven at December 30, 2019 10:28 PM (QLPEO)
proof that life isn't fair.
but carry on anyway.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 30, 2019 10:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 10:28 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 10:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2019 10:29 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
I had a long-term girlfriend who was a horrorshow, but damn..she made the only good fruitcake I have ever eaten.
It was spectacular (as was her backside...).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2019 10:29 PM (wYseH)
46 The answer is I would, but I can't think of one now
That'd be a good way for us to get rid of some troublesome Senators.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2019 10:10 PM (lK7fO)
Pick the Alaskan Coke Bear, Jo-Jo! You'd start out six whole electoral votes ahead!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 10:29 PM (pNxlR)
The two coldest winters in Moscow history were 1812 and 1941.
Who loves ya, baby?
Posted by: God! at December 30, 2019 10:29 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at December 30, 2019 10:12 PM (WqPYg)
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The rest are dead, so their mental health doesn't enter into the equation.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 30, 2019 10:14 PM (MIUG6)
Damn. Wish I had said that.
Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2019 10:29 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
That puts you in the 'nutty' category.
I like fruitcake, too, as a doorstop. Less smelly than a dead cat doorstop. A fruitcake doorstop lasts longer than a dead cat doorstop, too.
Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2019 10:30 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
It was warming up when I left. Thought I was bringing the warm weather with me. It was below freezing a couple of nights ago here in AJ. Not quite as cold now.
I spent an hour this afternoon, a few miles south of Kingman, lying on the ground, getting the busted muffler off my Suburban. So now it's very loud, but at least the muffler is not dragging on the road. So there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2019 10:30 PM (LxWV7)
Yikes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Flyover at December 30, 2019 10:30 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 30, 2019 10:27 PM (Tt761)
wonder what kids with parents, taking an Uber, are supposed to do?
I'm trying to stay positive, Olympia isn't helping.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 30, 2019 10:30 PM (sy5kK)
Your taste in bakery products is as poor as your taste in music.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 30, 2019 10:33 PM (Tt761)
Pete wants to start a "family" if he's elected.
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What if he's not? Never mind. I couldn't care less about him being gay, I can't stand that preening puke for everything else about him. I can't wait for him to lose his boyish charm and be replaced by The Next Pete Buttigieg.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2019 10:33 PM (OfeYw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Hate to tell you MisHum - but If "Bless your heart!" is the way you say "Fuck you" in Southern, then sending you a fruitcake is the way the Midwesterner says the same thing...
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2019 10:33 PM (32YRo)
In 1941, the Moscow area had day after day of -40 temperatures, which is Siberian weather, not Moscow weather.
The freezing German troops were up against well-clothed Siberian soldiers, for whom -40 was "oh yeah, it's a bit nippy".
Posted by: God! at December 30, 2019 10:33 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:20 PM (fNFgo)
--Lizzie Warren replacing Housewife: "I SAID YOU DRINK TOO MUCH WINE!"
Dinner Cat: "HOLY SHIT! BRING BACK THE OTHER BITCH"
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2019 10:33 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: ALH
Guess she should up her meds.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Wait. She's related to ...?
[facepalm]
Posted by: Flyover at December 30, 2019 10:34 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2019 10:34 PM (aS1PU)
My mom made the best damn fruitcake.
Mrs. Mis Hum does a pretty good job.
Moms recipe is in the Horde Cookbook
The secret is Brandy, lots of brandy
I'll have to see if CBD likes it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:35 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 30, 2019 10:35 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 30, 2019 10:36 PM (2DOZq)
I haven't seen either in a very long time. Olympia was always Coors to my taste. Rainier had the best TV ads though with the Wild Rainiers.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 30, 2019 10:36 PM (Tt761)
Mona BullshitName had best hope those norms aren't abandoned, because I'm pretty sure she wouldn't like it.
I know it must suck to realize that your civilization (if it can be called that) hasn't invented anything since the slave-labor pyramid, 6,000 years ago, but that's on you. Not us. Maybe a hundred generations of sister-fucking wasn't such a good idea after all?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2019 10:36 PM (4QyVs)
"Put a hat on before somebody jerks you off"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 10:37 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
I think I see your problem. You think fruitcakes are a bakery item. They come from the brick factory.
Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2019 10:37 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 10:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:20 PM (fNFgo)
--Lizzie Warren replacing Housewife: "I SAID YOU DRINK TOO MUCH WINE!"
Dinner Cat: "HOLY SHIT! BRING BACK THE OTHER BITCH"
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2019 10:33 PM (oZuI0)
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Hahahahaha!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:37 PM (fNFgo)
Um, why not compare before and after statistics?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2019 10:39 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2019 10:39 PM (9jl/W)
I'll have to see if CBD likes it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Yes, of course, I keed, I keed...my Grandma made a decent one - lots of liquor needed.
No store bought! That stuff is pretty bad.
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2019 10:39 PM (32YRo)
Yes, Star Wars fans, you precious storyline is nothing more than a gaggle of nickelfucking incest fiends, all of whom are obsessed by galactic-sized planet-destroying Skee balls. Well done!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 10:39 PM (pNxlR)
Bill Kristol@BillKristol
What if McConnell has privately signaled Murkowski et al that he's fine with a little rebellion that would "force" him to accede to witnesses and a real trial, which could then accomplish McConnell's true goal of getting rid of Trump while seeming to have been loyal to Trump?
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What if the Martians send me a semi trailer full of Krugerrands?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2019 10:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
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Science denier!!! REEEEEE!!!
--The Left
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 30, 2019 10:40 PM (MIUG6)
Pot usage, like most things, follows the 80-20 rule - 20% percent of pot smokers smoke 80% of the pot.
The professional who occasionally smokes a joint on weekends has no idea how damaging heavy pot use can be to one's life.
One thing that is really striking in Portland is that the pot shops tend to be concentrated in poor neighborhoods - you're not seeing a lot of pot shops in affluent neighborhoods.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 30, 2019 10:41 PM (I2/tG)
All the craziness of gay parents aside, If he truly wanted to have children it wouldn't have anything to do with getting elected.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Panhandler at December 30, 2019 10:41 PM (S/rwf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2019 10:41 PM (l9m7l)
But smoking tobacco in a restaurant is still prohibited.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 30, 2019 10:41 PM (r6GXX)
Confirmation bias or just plain stupid?
Reuters knew that the false story would be tweeted millions of times around the world before the correction got its boots on
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 10:42 PM (qAR6u)
Maybe Schlichter is right. It's going to be Biden (though I agree with ace that he won't make it that far physically) with Warren as VP candidate.
Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 10:43 PM (ZfRYq)
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Yeah, but people of color invented cannibalism and human sacrifice so it all equals out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2019 10:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 10:43 PM (KP5rU)
What if McConnell has privately signaled Murkowski et al that he's fine with a little rebellion that would "force" him to accede to witnesses and a real trial, which could then accomplish McConnell's true goal of getting rid of Trump while seeming to have been loyal to Trump? I also like to masturbate into my own mouth.
Posted by: @Bill Kristol at December 30, 2019 10:44 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 30, 2019 10:44 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Yeah, Cap'n Crazy needs to step away from the crack pipe...
I mean, children write Santa all the time wishing for shit...so it really must be true that when you go over 70 you revert back to 7. Especially when you live in DC
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2019 10:44 PM (32YRo)
Cat: Snow, Karen. . . I meant snow.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:45 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 30, 2019 10:45 PM (iJXSP)
Store bought are horrible
Homemade is the way to go
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2019 10:46 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
My brother used to send my dad some fruitcake from some bakery in Texas. It was good, but really nutty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
I would imagine that, in limited amounts, it provides some privacy and quiet time as well as a great excuse to stay home from work.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Yep sure. All that quiet time to fire up the snow blower get out the shovel and peacefully contemplate that 18 inches of snow that fell overnight.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 10:47 PM (eegGk)
******
Meanwhile, in the land formerly known as reality, here's what happened:
Person with functioning uterus and ovaries cos-playing as a man gives birth after insemination with sperm from a person with functional testicles cos-playing as a woman, while an irrelevant bystander looks on.
It's the most mundane of biologic occurrences yet it somehow merits a click bait headline.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 10:47 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (l9m7l)
BeckChas, your recommendation is almost enough to mAke me look for a copy and violate my non-viewing vow!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 30, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 10:48 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2019 10:48 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
My brother used to send my dad some fruitcake from some bakery in Texas. It was good, but really nutty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
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Probably Collin Street Bakery. Loaded with pecans.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:48 PM (fNFgo)
What if McConnell has privately signaled Murkowski et al that he's fine with a little rebellion that would "force" him to accede to witnesses and a real trial, which could then accomplish McConnell's true goal of getting rid of Trump while seeming to have been loyal to Trump?
>>>>>>>
It's almost as if Bill wants Civil War 2.0
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 30, 2019 10:49 PM (aqwWL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Imagine the trouble she could get into with Biden's cokewhore son, Hunter.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 10:47 PM
And yet, there it is...
*smfh
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 10:49 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 30, 2019 10:49 PM (BiNEL)
Collins Street Bakery in Corsicana - yet another reason to attend the Tx MoMe.
Posted by: Panhandler at December 30, 2019 10:49 PM (S/rwf)
|https://rainierbeer.com/
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 30, 2019 10:49 PM (iJXSP)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 30, 2019 10:50 PM (XeWur)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 30, 2019 10:36 PM (Tt761)
Olympia Gold Lite was the exclusive beer for my old man for years. I tried some and it was, and still is, the only beer I spat out upon tasting. (For years he wondered why when I came to visit I always brought my own beer.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2019 10:50 PM (9jl/W)
https://tinyurl.com/wxcrgcb
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 10:48 PM (qAR6u)
--Smudge is not confused. He's pissed.
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2019 10:50 PM (oZuI0)
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Mitt, Mitt, Mitt, strap your dog to the car roof, beat up a fag, give someone cancer and settle down.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2019 10:50 PM (+y/Ru)
https://tinyurl.com/wxcrgcb
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 10:48 PM (qAR6u)
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Good one!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:51 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Panhandler at December 30, 2019 10:49 PM (S/rwf)
Fantastic goodies there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 30, 2019 10:51 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
I expect she's too much of high-miler to be attractive to Hunter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2019 10:51 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 30, 2019 10:51 PM (aqwWL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 30, 2019 10:52 PM (XeWur)
Homemade is the way to go
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Yeah, I think my Grandma used to soak the "fruit" in some sort of brandy or whisky, and the whole cake came out soft and moist and really sweet...really good with a strong cup of coffee like they made in the old days...store bought came out like a brick and every thing tasted stale and you threw it away.
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2019 10:52 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: blaster
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The Ma and Pa Kettle ticket.
I was assured the other day by a Bernie bot (Who stopped me while walking through a parking lot) that "Bernie is the only one with the strength to beat Trump".
I humored the guy, and we kind of strolled through the weaknesses of the other candidates. I realized afterwards that neither of us mentioned Biden.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2019 10:52 PM (CDGwz)
So he's going to masturbate by himself in his basement... again.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 30, 2019 10:52 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 10:47 PM (m45I2)
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Thanks, Muldoon! I had trouble interpreting the given headline. Not getting this "non-binary partner" shit.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:53 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 30, 2019 10:53 PM (2IvUu)
We've only had about 8" today
That beats the rain & drizzle we had over the weekend
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)
*********
Well, if I understand the biology properly he's going to have to insert a turkey baster into his boyfriends rectum.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 10:53 PM (m45I2)
I hope everyone on the ONT has a very festive and survivable New Year's Eve.
I will be working tomorrow night, so I won't get to rock in the NY with you folks or Dick Clark.
Bummer.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 10:54 PM (Nqutb)
There are too many good micro breweries around to go back to Vitamin R.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 30, 2019 10:54 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 10:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2019 10:54 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2019 10:55 PM (9jl/W)
Part 1: https://youtu.be/ERqxfNgPsi8
Part 2: https://youtu.be/jWmEGVEx9TY
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 30, 2019 10:55 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 10:55 PM (NWiLs)
They have forgotten how to run an ordinary campaign against an ordinary failure. - Kevin D. Williamson
Tell us, Mr. Williamson, how does a True Conservative define success against today's Democratic party?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2019 10:56 PM (7rVsF)
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Yo, Mitt! That's. Not. Your. Job.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 10:56 PM (fNFgo)
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Well, if I understand the biology properly he's going to have to insert a turkey baster into his boyfriends rectum.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 10:53 PM (m45I2)
They're going to surgically graft a uterus to his sigmoid colon.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 10:56 PM (NWiLs)
Bummer.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Dick Clark would probably love to be there alas, he est mort.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 10:56 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 10:56 PM (KP5rU)
Bummer.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 10:54 PM (Nqutb)
What year is this?
Posted by: Zombie Dick Clark at December 30, 2019 10:57 PM (9jl/W)
Hope you cash in big Happy New Years
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2019 10:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Well, if I understand the biology properly he's going to have to insert a turkey baster into his boyfriends rectum.
Posted by: Muldoon
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Well, the proper address is 'wife', or 'husband'...people seem hesitant to openly address the issue.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2019 10:57 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2019 10:57 PM (l9m7l)
Just passing by and noticed there was an ONT going on, so I thought I'd drop in for a minute or two drinks which ever comes first.
Commenting kind-of slow tonight? (Checks up top for the current comments per hour meter)
I noticed the post starts off with a beautiful pic and ends up with... well, what it ended up with. In the end. um
Anyway, I was thinking, what if the order were reversed and we ended the post with a beautiful picture, so we can forget the assfudge at the start.
Wait, wait, there are problems with this, I know... let me think...
Posted by: mindful webworker - happy new year's eve eve at December 30, 2019 10:57 PM (3/f2v)
The woman Paul Pelosi has business dealings with involving a single room occupancy hotel known as "the pit" is now accusing him of forcing her to have an abortion and weaponizing child protective services.
Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 10:58 PM (ZfRYq)
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Well, if I understand the biology properly he's going to have to insert a turkey baster into his boyfriends rectum.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 10:53 PM (m45I2)
They're going to surgically graft a uterus to his sigmoid colon.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 10:56 PM (NWiLs)
Mayor Buttygig
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2019 10:58 PM (9jl/W)
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2019 10:58 PM (32YRo)
They're going to surgically graft a uterus to his sigmoid colon.
Posted by: Insomniac
Guessing Madcow would be more than happy to be the baby mule.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 30, 2019 10:58 PM (LOq4H)
Started my new job today, much of which was spent figuring out all the stuff that was supposed to be set up for me, but wasn't. Can't complain, though.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2019 10:58 PM (CAJOC)
I drew deep insight as to why my mother could burn water.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 30, 2019 10:58 PM (Tt761)
I bought an HDMI splitter from Amazon. It lets you plug two HDMI outputs into one HDMI input on a TV.
It was highly rated, so I'm not too worried about the quality, but the brand name on the box is...
TECHOLE
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2019 10:59 PM (LxWV7)
https://youtu.be/GR3aImy7dWw
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 30, 2019 10:59 PM (LxTcq)
TECHOLE
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Made in Mexico?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac
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My family's was terrible but I've had my mother in laws, and it is fantastic. Totally brandy soaked. Still some in the freezer.
Important note: I've been married 10 years and MIL died 20 years ago.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 11:00 PM (Y4EXg)
1. Fruits
2. Nuts
3. Fruits and Nuts
4. The fruits of one's nuts
5. Fruitcake with nuts
Did I miss anything or anybody?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 11:00 PM (m45I2)
They have forgotten how to run an ordinary campaign against an ordinary failure. - Kevin D. Williamson
Tell us, Mr. Williamson, how does a True Conservative define success against today's Democratic party?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2019 10:56 PM (7rVsF)
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The D uses lube?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2019 11:00 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 11:00 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Some rat
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Does she have a wife?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2019 11:00 PM (CDGwz)
TECHOLE
Posted by: qdpsteve
Should I call the otters?
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2019 11:00 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Boswell
I remember it being 1rst gear: Raaaaaainnnnn. 2nd gear: Eeerrrrrrrrr. 3rd gear: beeeeerrrrrr. But I may have been drunk.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 30, 2019 11:01 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Panhandler at December 30, 2019 11:01 PM (S/rwf)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2019 11:01 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2019 10:58 PM (32YRo)
See comment 167, there's a link to it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2019 11:01 PM (aS1PU)
That beats the rain & drizzle we had over the weekend
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)
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Didn't you order a new snow blower? Hope it made short work of that snow!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 11:01 PM (fNFgo)
It was actually pretty tasty! Took a slice, buttered it & zapped for just a few seconds to warm up-- great with a cuppa covfefe!
That was decades ago. Can't remember brand or anything else. Tried a few more over the years but never got another one that was even worth the trouble to unwrap.
Too bad.
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2019 11:02 PM (gP/Z3)
.....
Thanks!
I'm working a party at an old Civil War era hotel with an expected 500 attendees.
They are paying me $400 cash to work it in addition to my tips, so it's definitely worth it.
In addition, I'm taking my Russian babe that nearly caused me to poke my eye out a month or so ago with me, so it should be fun.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:02 PM (Nqutb)
Those ads were great. The wild Rainiers running through a meadow. The fake Cousteau sounding guy in a rubber boat with the cans all around it. Funny stuff.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 30, 2019 11:03 PM (Tt761)
...there is only one and it has been passed from person to person and claimed to be original for decades.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 11:03 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
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So, not pronounced tech-o-lay, then?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2019 11:03 PM (CAJOC)
*runs away*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2019 11:01 PM
Hi nurse!
Bravely bold nurse ratched
Rode out from Camelot...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:03 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 30, 2019 10:51 PM (aqwWL)
--Disagree.
EDKH and MNF Black Cat as well
Especially when any are combined
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2019 11:03 PM (oZuI0)
In addition, I'm taking my Russian babe that nearly caused me to poke my eye out a month or so ago with me, so it should be fun.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:02 PM (Nqutb)
Get some!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:04 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 30, 2019 11:04 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 11:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Hmmm, that's interesting to me. My wife's mother passed before we were even dating. I never know if I should refer to her as my Mother-in-Law or not. I never actually met the woman. Plant flowers every spring at her gravesite though.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 30, 2019 11:05 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 11:05 PM (KP5rU)
That beats the rain & drizzle we had over the weekend
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)
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Didn't you order a new snow blower? Hope it made short work of that snow!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 11:01 PM (fNFgo)
It is in the garage. Pointed in the right direction. I'm waiting until it stops snowing to use it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 11:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2019 11:05 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2019 11:06 PM (4QyVs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:03 PM (XVuno)
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Embrace the healing power of "and."
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 11:06 PM (fNFgo)
Also, Mitt can be the "lone voice" of conscience all he wants--no one cares, no one likes him and he'll sway NO ONE either way.....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 30, 2019 11:06 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 30, 2019 11:06 PM (LOq4H)
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Well, if I understand the biology properly he's going to have to insert a turkey baster into his boyfriends rectum.
Posted by: Muldoon
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 30, 2019 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2019 11:07 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2019 11:07 PM (l9m7l)
Entropy.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
he wants--no one cares, no one likes him and he'll sway NO ONE either
way.....
Posted by: JoeF.
Wonder if a sane LDS Republican will try and primary him.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 30, 2019 11:08 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:08 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 11:08 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 30, 2019 11:08 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:08 PM (XVuno)
*throws stones*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society
Mrs. Sock Monkey informed me of that tonight. My comment was, so my soon to be 9 year old grand daughter who legally this year didn't require a booster seat now has to be in one. She informed me it gets better. Apparently the booster seat we have which was legal last year is no longer sufficient ao we have to buy a new one. My response was screw that. I will take the ticket and go to court. Hopefully it will be in Spokane county where her father is a deputy prosecutor. I will enjoy that crap!
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 11:08 PM (eegGk)
Posted by: Muldoon
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
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Well the only other option I can see is he will have to perform oral sex on the turkey baster. Not sure how that's going to work out.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 11:09 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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Good man. Never met mine either but from all the stories about her she was very much like my mom. In an odd way, I feel I know her pretty well.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 11:09 PM (Y4EXg)
ONLY? That's way above average,,,,,
Posted by: JoeF.
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What are we talking about here???
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2019 11:09 PM (UUBmN)
Started my new job today, much of which was spent figuring out all the stuff that was supposed to be set up for me, but wasn't. Can't complain, though.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2019 10:58 PM (CAJOC)
Congratulations!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Their ad campaign didn't help. "Wanna lose weight fast? Get AYDS!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: TECHOLE at December 30, 2019 11:10 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2019 11:11 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 30, 2019 11:08 PM (LOq4H)
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I would settle for "sane" at this point. "Conservative" would be nice too.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2019 11:11 PM (fNFgo)
Does a prostate biopsy count?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 11:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cicero
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TP walks up and smashes a monster boulder on Buttigig's head.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 11:11 PM (Y4EXg)
regulation begins on the First for vehicles in WA state. No idea if/how
it'd be enforced for people from sane er states.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 30, 2019 10:27 PM (Tt761)
That is my GF. And most of her Korean friends. Tacoma is going to BURN!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2019 11:11 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: TECHOLE at December 30, 2019 11:10 PM (l3+k2)
--Are you threatening me?
Posted by: logprof at December 30, 2019 11:12 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Quite watching MSNBC and things brighten considerable!
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2019 11:12 PM (32YRo)
Preliminary Happy New Year wishes for all.
Time to reclaim reality from the fruitcakes.
I shall endeavour to persevere, as should you.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 11:12 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
ONLY? That's way above average,,,,,
Posted by: JoeF.
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What are we talking about here???
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2019 11:09 PM (UUBmN)
What it takes to give a woman a cervix orgasm?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 30, 2019 11:13 PM (aqwWL)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Can't speak for all, but the LDS folks I know, seems like conservative is pretty baked in.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 30, 2019 11:13 PM (LOq4H)
Rainier Beer, yes, it is back in the grocery stores, original label, same beer.
One of those companies who bought up a lot of the older brand names years ago, now brews it. I believe it is done under license, along with a number of other beers.
Haven't seen Olympia, but have seen Hamm's around, as well as PBR and a few others.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 30, 2019 11:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
ONLY? That's way above average,,,,,
Posted by: JoeF.
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What are we talking about here???
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2019 11:09 PM (UUBmN)
INDEED!
Posted by: Shep at December 30, 2019 11:13 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 30, 2019 11:13 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2019 10:55 PM (9jl/W)
Yeah. I ordered one of those, some years back, thinking "at last, what everyone agrees is the best fruitcake, I will finally understand this fruitcake thing."
It turned out I don't like fruitcake. Maybe people only liked it if you soaked a whole bottle of bourbon into it or something.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2019 11:14 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Kindltot
This will NOT please the grandson!!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 30, 2019 11:15 PM (LOq4H)
Arlen Specter, a true RINO
Posted by: DB at December 30, 2019 11:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 30, 2019 11:15 PM (LxTcq)
Wall is getting built. Economy is fucking booming. US is a net energy producer. Our government is no longer taking it up the ass from the Chinese. 9th Circus is on the verge of getting flipped. RBG is circling the drain, meaning we'll control the Supreme Court for at least a generation, maybe two.
Things are getting better, not worse. We're winning, not losing.
And the Communists know it. That's why they've gone Full Retard. If Trump is re-elected, they're done for good.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2019 11:16 PM (4QyVs)
I ultimately was forced to use a shop vac, but because I was drunk, I forgot to empty the shop vac and the Xanax ended up in filthy bilge water.
I still took it. Those were not my proudest days.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:17 PM (Nqutb)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 11:09 PM (Y4EXg)
Thanks, I'll just refer to her as MIL and be fine with it. Thanks again!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 30, 2019 11:18 PM (Rz2Nc)
And the Communists know it. That's why they've gone Full Retard. If Trump is re-elected, they're done for good.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Sigh, but we can never stop fighting, the commies are as relentless as a glacier.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 30, 2019 11:18 PM (LOq4H)
He never defined GW Bush or Obama as a complete failure so we know who is buttering his bread.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 30, 2019 11:18 PM (i4VKW)
ONLY? That's way above average,,,,,
Posted by: JoeF.
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What are we talking about here???
Posted by: lin-duh
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"To boldly go where
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 11:18 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2019 11:19 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 30, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Some rat
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Does she have a wife?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2019 11:00 PM (CDGwz)
Little Chrissy Hayes.
Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2019 11:20 PM (Y8PSl)
KDW and the other NT's think that once Trump is out they'll purge everyone not in their circle jerks and somehow they'll have a viable party. No doubt populated by those "natural conservative hispanics"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 11:21 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2019 11:21 PM (PkVlr)
Anyone willing to sell me a lower one?
Who knew the line to screw Kevin Williamson's wife would be so long?
Posted by: SuberE at December 30, 2019 11:22 PM (EPXLU)
That beats the rain & drizzle we had over the weekend
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Weather monkeys are predicting 8 to 14 inches for my neck of the woods tonight so I suspect that I will wake up to somewhere between 2 inches and 2 feet. They're batting this year is about even with the number 8 hitter on the Billings (Mt) Mustangs.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 11:22 PM (eegGk)
Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at December 30, 2019 11:22 PM (Pgcou)
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2019 11:19 PM (Z7lwY)
I want Trump to say, " we took your advice and are locking up fossil fuel executives, we started with your son, Nancy Pelosi's son, and John Kerry's step son"
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 30, 2019 11:23 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2019 11:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Wife made some about 2006 or so. I would cut a slab off from time to time, and baste it with Captain Morgan's. I would still have it and be feeding off it if we did not move last year.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 30, 2019 11:25 PM (1CjJc)
Here's hoping it's a dusting & not a dumping
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 11:25 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 11:25 PM (7WaWV)
I ultimately was forced to use a shop vac, but because I was drunk, I forgot to empty the shop vac and the Xanax ended up in filthy bilge water.
I still took it. Those were not my proudest days.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:17 PM (Nqutb)
Wow, not sure what a Xanax is, I hope it was worth it!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 30, 2019 11:27 PM (Rz2Nc)
Objectivity looking at Trump's presidency and calling it an ordinary failure is insane.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 30, 2019 11:27 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
We will be quiet at home. Unfortunately have to work a couple of hours tomorrow
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 30, 2019 11:29 PM (/UQ/R)
I still took it. Those were not my proudest days.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:17 PM (Nqutb)
Wow, not sure what a Xanax is, I hope it was worth it!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 30, 2019 11:27 PM (Rz2Nc)
Alprazolam. It's a benzodiazepine. Generally prescribed for anxiety.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 30, 2019 11:27 PM
It's a notorious benzo with a rapid onset of action... If it was the coveted 2mg "ladder", it was totally worth it!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 11:29 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Da best beer you could buy for 5 bucks a case!
* fist bump
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 11:29 PM (eegGk)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 30, 2019 11:27 PM (Rz2Nc)
.....
It wasn't, but I was mildly retarded in those days.
I pretty much still bear the long term effects of an ill spent youth. I think that's why the COBs take pity on me here.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:29 PM (Nqutb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2019 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
I swear not one thing these assholes say or do is real. Except when they signal they want to take our rights away or help criminals. That's the real shit right there.
Posted by: ... at December 30, 2019 11:30 PM (uEbPt)
I swear not one thing these assholes say or do is real. Except when they signal they want to take our rights away or help criminals...
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...or take your money.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2019 11:32 PM (CDGwz)
We will be quiet at home. Unfortunately have to work a couple of hours tomorrow
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 30, 2019 11:29 PM (/UQ/R)
Oh no! You can't work!
I'm playing in a special holiday event tomorrow morning, then going out to dinner and to a party with a friend. She made it very clear she won't make it to midnight.
It's always more fun to stay home with your spouse, I think.
I miss my guy...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
Attention all men in non-renewable energy jobs soon to be eliminated under President Biden:
New, combination Protective-lens VR Google™ Goggles allow you to learn to code while you mine!...
Posted by: mindful webworker - randomly as usual at December 30, 2019 11:35 PM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Meh, my snow remover is a John Deere with a 6 way 8 ft blade.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 11:36 PM (eegGk)
By "anxious" I mean: running and twitching like a squirrel when it sees a hawk, spazzing out like a kitty on catnip, just generally so wired that you *cannot* process any rational thought...
It. Will. Calm. You. Back into 'normalcy' until you can get a handle on your situation.
If you're just abusing it for the joyride? Eff you, you're part of the problem.
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2019 11:36 PM (gP/Z3)
2003...there about....went searching back among'st the rubble of that past....jeez he has gone full blown soc/commie these days....must have been the head injury that fateful day while biking up the Palo Verde Pen and him being head slammed into the guardrail....helmet or no helmet, the damage was done. And when he re-appeared to the site...ban hammers upon ban hammers.....and I a target as were many..for Johnson had gone to the DARK side.
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 30, 2019 11:37 PM (kFkpX)
I promise I am only working a couple of hours and it is just to have a clean slate for 2020
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 30, 2019 11:37 PM (/UQ/R)
Nice!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2019 11:38 PM (aA3+G)
By "anxious" I mean: running and twitching like a squirrel when it sees a hawk, spazzing out like a kitty on catnip, just generally so wired that you *cannot* process any rational thought...
It. Will. Calm. You. Back into 'normalcy' until you can get a handle on your situation.
If you're just abusing it for the joyride? Eff you, you're part of the problem.
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2019 11:36 PM (gP/Z3)
I could be on Xanax 24/7, except it makes me sleepy and they refuse to prescribe it any more.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 30, 2019 11:27 PM (PHotS)
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Everyone's entitled to their own delusional reality, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:38 PM (XVuno)
.....
Heh.
Minus the molestation, I probably did everything a Disney kid did, only on a dishwasher/bartenders salary.
Which is to say, my stuff came from Julio in the projects.
But yes, from 16 to say, maybe 30, my attitude was pretty much "Sure, let's give it the ol' college try!".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:38 PM (Nqutb)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:38 PM (NWiLs)
I promise I am only working a couple of hours and it is just to have a clean slate for 2020
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 30, 2019 11:37 PM (/UQ/R)
I hope you enjoy your NYE. I'll think about you being all relaxed and cozy!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
I pretty much still bear the long term effects of an ill spent youth. I think that's why the COBs take pity on me here.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:29 PM (Nqutb)
I had an ill spent my youth, too. The I'll spent about a year in mid 30's after my divorce, no kids so no support or alimony.
Thanks everyone for educating me on Xanax.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 30, 2019 11:40 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 11:40 PM (eegGk)
"This idea of ...decorum... These words were invented by white men"
Has she never heard of CHINA? Or JAPAN? Yumpin' Yiminy, Yimmy!
Posted by: GWB at December 30, 2019 11:41 PM (85yEr)
If that transgender gnman and his binary lobed gnwoman can conceive, Buttgig figures he and his butt buddy can, too.
Ugh.
I think I'll go to bed.
A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker - there is not think only do at December 30, 2019 11:41 PM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:41 PM (XVuno)
count your days til the monkey be biting yer neck..stupid person....
love,
your nurse who knows the Pharmodeathtoyou....
sweet dreams
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 30, 2019 11:41 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:41 PM (XVuno)
Like Bolton.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:41 PM (NWiLs)
You work at $15 hr for a consultant firm working for a contractor for one of the techs
Then a bunch of H1B's are brought in at $12 hr and you're out the door
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 11:41 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2019 11:42 PM (axyOa)
count your days til the monkey be biting yer neck..stupid person....
love,
your nurse who knows the Pharmodeathtoyou....
sweet dreams
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 30, 2019 11:41 PM (kFkpX)
That doesn't make a lick of sense. I have a rx for it and have experienced no ill effects.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:43 PM (NWiLs)
I hate it.
Horrible holiday.
Frankly, I'd rather be in ____ fill in the blank.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2019 11:42 PM (axyOa)
Bed with someone hot?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 30, 2019 11:43 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
My attitude from about 14 to 24 ( met Mrs. Sock) was, hey if I buy this stuff in large quantities I can make some change and party for free.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 11:44 PM (eegGk)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 11:41 PM (qAR6u)
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That's how Boeing did the MCAS software for the 737 MAX. It saved a fortune!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:44 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 11:40 PM (eegGk)
After Kirk announced to the crew there would be "one massive thrust forward"
Kirk always knew
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 11:44 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 11:44 PM (7WaWV)
I hate it.
Horrible holiday.
Frankly, I'd rather be in ____ fill in the blank.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2019 11:42 PM (axyOa)
Bed with someone hot?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
See? Ladyl gets it!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:44 PM (NWiLs)
Which was worse? That it tested positive, or that he was using "snail powder" in his noodles?
Posted by: GWB at December 30, 2019 11:44 PM (85yEr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:44 PM (Nqutb)
So, yeah, "relief" is spelled differently for various persons.
Anti-anxiety drugs, in their various formulations (of course), have a specific purpose.
What may work best for one, may not work best for another... and so on.
But still there are the a-holes who abuse for their own amusement-- and then the "elites" crack down on ALL of it.
For our own good, of course.
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2019 11:44 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:43 PM (NWiLs)
It's got a short half-life, which is nice.
They just don't want to prescribe it these days.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:45 PM (TdMsT)
I like how you're thinking.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2019 11:45 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:43 PM (NWiLs)
It's got a short half-life, which is nice.
They just don't want to prescribe it these days.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:45 PM (TdMsT)
Huh. I've never encountered that problem.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: CORN POP at December 30, 2019 11:46 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:44 PM (XVuno)
Jeez, what a clusterfuck that turned out to be. Software that takes over the plane developed by geeks who never flew a plane.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 11:46 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:45 PM
We talkin lorazepam or alprazolam here?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 11:47 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:45 PM
We talkin lorazepam or alprazolam here?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 11:47 PM (7WaWV)
Lorazepam.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:47 PM (NWiLs)
I hate it.
Horrible holiday.
Frankly, I'd rather be in ____ fill in the blank.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2019 11:42 PM (axyOa)
Butte, Montana.
I'm with you. Basically I've never seen it as anything other than an audible click on the ratchet. Same as my birthday. I've never celebrated my birthday. Others do it for me*, against my will. I have never taken my birthday off from work, unless it just happened.
*luv you hunny!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 30, 2019 11:47 PM (x8Wzq)
I have pretty much concocted something you may like, but I'm waiting on the props for making it before submitting it to CBD in video format.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:48 PM (Nqutb)
Uh, Joe,
1) mining is not throwing coal into a furnace,
2) I would bet there is not one single person currently employed whose job description is "throw coal into the furnace"
Posted by: Chuck C at December 30, 2019 11:48 PM (r6GXX)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 30, 2019 11:48 PM (qN9G0)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
I've asked for it, because I don't sleep well, and I can't take other sleep aids and play tennis in the morning.
My doc makes a huge fuss about it, like I'm some kind of drug-seeker.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:48 PM (TdMsT)
It's buzz was light as snow
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:49 PM (XVuno)
Then a bunch of H1B's are brought in at $12 hr and you're out the door
Posted by: kbdabear
Son worked at Nintendo, said it was a lot like McDonalds. Long hrs. free pop and shitty pay. And there were a thousand guys wiping their asses with "coding skills" lined up for your job.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 30, 2019 11:49 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:47 PM (NWiLs)
I'm distracted tonight!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:50 PM (TdMsT)
The "DETOX" protocol for Benzodiazepines is 2 months
Heroin protocol....1 week
Meth.....2 weeks
Cocaine...1 week
Dig your Xanax and Ativan...You do you Boo
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 30, 2019 11:50 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at December 30, 2019 11:50 PM (ZRnWI)
I have pretty much concocted something you may like, but I'm waiting on the props for making it before submitting it to CBD in video format.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:48 PM (Nqutb)
***
Let us know.
The rickl ricky or the rickl Rocket needs to be published.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2019 11:50 PM (axyOa)
Pocket review? I had no idea Leonardo diCaprio had gained so much weight.
Actual review: You get your money's worth when Clint is working. Skillfully made, well told tale, several actors of some weight (!) turned in otherwise-Oscar-nominatable performances: moving in a strange way. The lawyer's Ukrainian secretary has a killer line that is the very soul of the film. I had a feeling that he was almost tip-toeing to stay on script from the source documents, as if he knew there would be "journalistic" complaints.
Not mentioned in the film at all, and yet, if you look it up it is true: the outrageous female reporter, whose big spoiler I will skip just now? She killed herself with an overdose five years after her "glory." Poor Richard actually outlived her.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 30, 2019 11:51 PM (oRpiG)
I have pretty much concocted something you may like, but I'm waiting on the props for making it before submitting it to CBD in video format.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:48 PM (Nqutb)
I would like that recipe.
I miss Rickl.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Chuck C
We did away with stokers? Why wasn't I told!
Posted by: Capt. Smith at December 30, 2019 11:51 PM (LOq4H)
Surprising that the Germans never reverse engineered it from the B-17's they shot down
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 11:52 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:48 PM (TdMsT)
That strikes me as quite silly.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at December 30, 2019 11:50 PM (ZRnWI)
Hi Ghost of Bob!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: kbdabear
Ok, now I can't stop laughing because all of the stinking dialogue fits that constuct and Mrs. Sock doesn't understand why I think ST is so funny.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 11:52 PM (eegGk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 30, 2019 11:52 PM (x8Wzq)
.....
It is a coffee-style drink, but I'm jacking it up in honor of the man himself.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:53 PM (Nqutb)
*flings poo and embers*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 30, 2019 11:52 PM
Really, dude?
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2019 11:53 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:52 PM (NWiLs)
It's a registered drug now, thanks to the jerks who take it recreationally.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
It is a coffee-style drink, but I'm jacking it up in honor of the man himself.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2019 11:53 PM (Nqutb)
That sounds great!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2019 11:53 PM
I rest my case...
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2019 11:54 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 11:52 PM
And then do precisely what with it?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 11:56 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 30, 2019 11:51 PM (oRpiG)
Reporters were swamping Twitter with "how awful that Cathy isn't alive to defend herself against these smears"
Most were responded to with "she can tell it to Jewell"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2019 11:56 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:57 PM (NWiLs)
I really, really want to see "Richard Jewell," but I'll be honest, going to a movie theater is like reporting for jury duty. "Do I gotta?" *sigh*
I will happily buy the deluxe Blu-ray DVD set, though.
Did the same with the Gosnell movie, but I have yet to actually watch it. I'll need a lot of booze for that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 30, 2019 11:57 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 30, 2019 11:57 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 30, 2019 11:56 PM (7WaWV)
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They could modify it so it works on trains.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 30, 2019 11:57 PM (XVuno)
Spot on! Saw it last week. About 20 of us in the theater and my wife was the youngest one. Star Wars was playing about same time. It looked like there were about 3 people watching. Recommend seeing it if you haven't yet.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 30, 2019 11:57 PM (eegGk)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 30, 2019 11:59 PM (/UQ/R)
No flexibility. Draconian as all Hell. Just a begging market for the underworld
Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at December 30, 2019 11:59 PM (ZRnWI)
*flings poo and embers*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 30, 2019 11:52 PM
Really, dude?
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2019 11:53 PM (gP/Z3)
Yeah.
Not even kidding.
Come at me brah!
*much hooting and chest thumping*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 30, 2019 11:59 PM (x8Wzq)
I had a friend who dropped a Valium on a flight, put the tray down, and put his head down on the tray to sleep. When he woke up, he was in a puddle of drool.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2019 12:00 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 30, 2019 11:57 PM (/UQ/R)
Hmmmm. I never thought of taking it for dental visits.
I've got an old bottle with a few left. I rarely take them because I know I can't get anymore.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2019 12:00 AM (TdMsT)
Not even kidding.
Come at me brah!
*much hooting and chest thumping*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 30, 2019 11:59 PM
HAAAHHAHAHAHA....
So, how's it going?
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:01 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 30, 2019 11:59 PM (/UQ/R)
Ha!
Not you, dear lady.
Still, you have to admit that the ONT crowd is, well, different.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 31, 2019 12:01 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 31, 2019 12:02 AM (/UQ/R)
...,,
NO!!!
Allow me to serve as your warning. Nothing good may come of it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 31, 2019 12:03 AM (Nqutb)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 31, 2019 12:02 AM (/UQ/R)
I've never even had a cavity, but I don't like getting my teeth scraped. ***shiver***
Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2019 12:03 AM (TdMsT)
So, how's it going?
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:01 AM (gP/Z3)
*straightens cravat*
*adjusts pince-nez*
Splendid, sir, thanks for asking.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 31, 2019 12:04 AM (x8Wzq)
Biden really is functionally retarded, isn't he?
Besides the confusion between mining and stoking, he apparently thinks that programming is just banging on a keyboard in a mechanical way.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 12:04 AM (4QyVs)
Grocery run tomorrow morning for supper & snacks, then back home to the edge of town until... probably Thursday.
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:04 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Insomniac
.............
I plan on doing some "research" when pot becomes legal here in Illinois this week.
Mostly for my wife.. She was on Paxil - an anti-anxiety medication for 20 years for an inner ear condition that makes her very dizzy, all day long.
But she had to stop it over the course of last year because it conflicts with her new heart meds for arrhythmia.. She's miserable every day.
Neither of us have smoked pot in 40 plus years..But I'm hoping something will help her, from what I've read.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 31, 2019 12:04 AM (CjFDo)
Surprising that the Germans never reverse engineered it from the B-17's they shot down
Posted by: kbdabear
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The Germans already had the Norden design plans. They had been passed by a German-American worker. They felt that their own design was superior. I believe that it was at least just as good.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2019 12:04 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 31, 2019 12:02 AM (/UQ/R)
I've never even had a cavity, but I don't like getting my teeth scraped. ***shiver***
Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2019 12:03 AM (TdMsT)
That's never really bothered me.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2019 12:05 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:57 PM (NWiLs)
Don't bother, either boring, or way more trouble than they are worth.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2019 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)
ONT is it's own thing........you got to learn to hang with the big dogs
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 31, 2019 12:05 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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The story: https://tinyurl.com/u68lkk5
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2019 12:07 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:07 AM (gP/Z3)
Game programming is not representative. At all.
Mainly because people like your son see it as glamorous, and will therefore put up with crap pay and shitty working conditions.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 12:09 AM (4QyVs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 31, 2019 12:10 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 31, 2019 12:12 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 31, 2019 12:05 AM (/UQ/R)
Back in the day I was an ONT guy. Had numerous nics (Paleomedic, Arthur Cognomen, etc) and such (Genghis almost banned me once, long ago). But now I work in an office with minimal (as in none) blocking, and they trust me to get my work done. Great situation. And being 29, I prefer the daywalkers. You know, like Alex and Insom, totally normal people.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 31, 2019 12:12 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
The one area where I think pot has positive benefits. Hope it works CTJ. Prayers up for your wife and you.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 31, 2019 12:13 AM (eegGk)
Hey, I'll buy yer next drink! What'll ya have?
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:07 AM (gP/Z3)
*creosote voice*
I'll have the lot!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 31, 2019 12:13 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 31, 2019 12:12 AM (x8Wzq)
If one has a flexible enough definition of "normal."
Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2019 12:14 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 31, 2019 12:14 AM (CjFDo)
Look at how the opioid epidemic is crushing middle America.
Do you really believe this is by happen-chance?
Who is flooding the market?
China and Mexico. Russia guiding the routes.
Warfare without bombs and bullets.....but with the desired end results.....taking out the populous....making us...incapable of focus to the striking enemy.
hey...have a Xanax or an Ativan and go to sleep another night....nothing to see here anyway.....we must impeach....we must impeach.....(tapping the ruby slippers 3 times)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 12:14 AM (kFkpX)
I lurk during the day because I can't post and hang out here occasionally at night
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 31, 2019 12:14 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 31, 2019 12:18 AM (4X5xS)
O.
M.
G?
Hokay, Mr. Pug Creosote....
Pouring entire contents of an 1.75L Valu-Rite into USB port, jusht for yooo. Enjoy! Hope yer glass is big enuf or yu'll hav a messh, hahaha... *hic*
Gud thng Ive a backup, lol.
Makin frens aint ez ennymor.
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:18 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 31, 2019 12:19 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Katja at December 31, 2019 12:19 AM (fFYAm)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 31, 2019 12:12 AM (x8Wzq)
If one has a flexible enough definition of "normal."
Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2019 12:14 AM (NWiLs)
Sorry. My sarc tag is on the fritz. *jiggles Sarcomatic (tm)*
Heh.
Dammit, I'm getting sentimental.
Ya'll are the fucking best. Ace, the Cobs, the regulars.
You keep me from driving into a gawdamn bridge abutment.
And God Bless President Trump and his wonderful family.
G'night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 31, 2019 12:19 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2019 12:20 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2019 12:20 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 31, 2019 12:20 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 31, 2019 12:20 AM
No.
Why do you ask?
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:22 AM (gP/Z3)
Hand Salute from under the Orange Tree
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 12:23 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2019 12:24 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 31, 2019 12:24 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 12:25 AM (kFkpX)
They just didn't change anything but the words.
Bread and America were, at least, different performers.
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:26 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 31, 2019 12:26 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2019 12:27 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2019 12:24 AM (CDGwz)
Boston mistakes Boston songs for other Boston songs.
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 12:28 AM (Y8PSl)
Chamber of Commerce weather, with some to follow tomorrow.
But New Year's Day promises to be a saturation of rain.
My only complaint is the pain in my right shoulder, from that roofing fall a few years back.
*pours bourbon*
I'm not cold, but I'm gonna belt a heating pad onto my shoulder for a bit.
Or will that violate some obscure fucking federal guideline, too?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 12:31 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2019 12:24 AM (CDGwz)
Boston mistakes Boston songs for other Boston songs.
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 12:28 AM (Y8PSl)
They have more than 1?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 12:31 AM (9Om/r)
Yeah, "29" here, lol.
There's a lot of good stuff out there-- anything and everything (genres)-- in small doses is good, imo.
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:32 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 30, 2019 11:57 PM (x8Wzq)
The movie did not use gore to tell the story. Grossest part that I remember was some CGI fleas jumping off of a dead cat onto one of the protagonists. There was another scene where there were some dead babies being examined, but they only showed enough of their bodies that you could tell what they were.
Posted by: Emmie at December 31, 2019 12:33 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2019 12:33 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: klaftern at December 31, 2019 12:34 AM (RuIsu)
*waves at WDS before I sign off as well*
Just a drive-by for me tonight.
Fight the good fight!
Posted by: Emmie at December 31, 2019 12:35 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:36 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: klaftern at December 31, 2019 12:34 AM (RuIsu)
This guy gets it!
Posted by: Proggies Everywhere at December 31, 2019 12:37 AM (Y8PSl)
bow north..bow south..bow east..bow west.....smile and strut off the ONT mat
night
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 12:38 AM (kFkpX)
Yeah, to the point that the only one I'm sure about is the Horse With No Name one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 12:41 AM (4QyVs)
Yeah, to the point that the only one I'm sure about is the Horse With No Name one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 12:41 AM (4QyVs)
You mean it want Head East?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2019 12:45 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:46 AM (gP/Z3)
In some future age, political hypocrisy will be measured in kilo-eltawahy's.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 31, 2019 12:46 AM (oRpiG)
There's never been any reason to think that.
We're old, aren't we?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 12:48 AM (4QyVs)
Thanks for the info.
So, I don't need to GAF, right? Hahaha...
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:48 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 12:50 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: klaftern at December 31, 2019 12:50 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 12:50 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 31, 2019 12:51 AM (2DOZq)
The "DETOX" protocol for Benzodiazepines is 2 months
Heroin protocol....1 week
Meth.....2 weeks
Cocaine...1 week
Dig your Xanax and Ativan...You do you Boo
Dammit I was just thinking about trying some of these things and you went and got all honest on us.
Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at December 31, 2019 12:52 AM (Pgcou)
Born Egyptian. Became a US citizen voluntarily at age 44, because America sucks so much. Or something.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2019 12:53 AM (4QyVs)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 30, 2019 11:13 PM (sy5kK)
PBR is brewed by Miller. They agreed to brew when it was just hipsters ironically drinking an old name at a marginal price over cost. Then PBR actually started to eat into market share and when the original contract to brew finished Miller wanted mo money.
They got it.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2019 12:54 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2019 12:55 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at December 31, 2019 12:55 AM (Pgcou)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 31, 2019 12:55 AM (eegGk)
But afterward, it was more of the same.
Great sound-- don't get me wrong!
But... more of the same.
They were great for their time. Innovative, even.
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:56 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: klaftern at December 31, 2019 12:34 AM (RuIsu)
One night a year should reinforce the necessity of civilized society.
What should we call it?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2019 12:57 AM (z79tQ)
Certain others have already noted this, but WTF does Williamson use for brains, or facts? Does he ever specify "failure" by topic?
I gather, indirectly, that one of ace's favorite punching bags, Nichols, had some idiotic reaction to the church shooting being stopped almost instantly by the CCer.
Trying to imagine the ignorance, bigotry, and other things needed to make anyone ever have an interest in the opinions of these lightweights and the gang of clueless lightweights like them.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 31, 2019 12:58 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:46 AM (gP/Z3)
--I like Bastille. "Pompeii" and "Good Grief" are choice.
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 12:58 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 31, 2019 12:58 AM (eegGk)
But afterward, it was more of the same.
Great sound-- don't get me wrong!
But... more of the same.
They were great for their time. Innovative, even.
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 12:56 AM (gP/Z3)
True, after I learned a few songs there was no need to actually keep learning them. It became one long song.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 12:58 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at December 31, 2019 12:58 AM (Pgcou)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 31, 2019 12:59 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 01:01 AM (UmZFX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 01:02 AM (UmZFX)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 01:02 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 01:03 AM (gP/Z3)
Southern rock is my favorite. Although Simon and Garfunkle's Bridge over Troubled Water remains in my top two favorite songs.
Posted by: Case at December 31, 2019 01:05 AM (YdAj9)
pass/fail
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2019 01:05 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: klaftern at December 31, 2019 01:06 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 01:06 AM (kFkpX)
Turns out it's just a slow night.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2019 01:07 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at December 31, 2019 01:07 AM (eegGk)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at December 31, 2019 01:07 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: klaftern at December 31, 2019 01:08 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: klaftern at December 31, 2019 01:10 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Same with the pipes. A nail a few embellishments, learn to fold the blanket properly, and a whole weekend just becomes a blur.
Posted by: Jean at December 31, 2019 01:11 AM (B7KlG)
I'm on vacay until next week-- enjoying the fruit of my longevity on the job-- and then... Back To The Grind.
*whimpers*
I'm just praying that 2020 isn't nearly as shitty as 2019.
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 01:12 AM (gP/Z3)
Designed some box he ran his guitar through to make all the songs sound
the same. Worked like a charm.
Posted by: klaftern at December 31, 2019 01:06 AM (RuIsu)
He was an MIT dude. When he actually did, well one of them anyway, was invent what they called the power soak. Its basically a box that went between the speaker outputs of the guitar amp and the speakers themselves. It made the amp think it was running full bore to get output tube distortion, which happenes when running the output transformer full out, but at the same time allowed you to adjust volume so you didn't blow the windows out. It ran the amp hard though. In a nutshell, you got big sound at low volume. Really important when miking up speakers for both recording and live.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 01:13 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 01:14 AM (UmZFX)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 01:15 AM (kFkpX)
Bands that really impress me are those that can change their sound and their style at will, and come up with albums that sound completely different than anything they've done before. The Beatles, the Who, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones. Each new album from a group like that was an adventure.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:15 AM (V2Yro)
work on that for a bit......(it'st a band)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 12:50 AM (kFkpX)
And a band I saw in concert in 1973, at Norfolk's Scope. Can't finish the HQ meme joke, though, because I do not remember who opened for them.
But I do remember Foghat opening for Mountain at the Hampton Roads Coliseum, also 1973. I did go to a lot of concerts in high school. $3 to $5 for a ticket. Back in 1985, I went to see The Motels open for Supertramp at Radio City. That one set me back around $40 a ticket ($80 with date). Now? I'm not spending over a hundred bucks on a concert ticket, and that's just to be in the nosebleed seats.
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 01:18 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 31, 2019 01:19 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 01:19 AM (UmZFX)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 01:21 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: choogle at December 31, 2019 01:21 AM (U2DkR)
It was the era of the "Silver-Face" Hi-Fi.
What once was the realm of doctors and lawyers, with their McIntosh and Scott components, it evolved to be popularized by servicemen returning from the Far East and Military PX prices.
And they brought back their Pioneer, Sansui, JVC, and Kenwood systems by the tens of thousands.
No. HUNDREDS of thousands.
The Silver-Face Stereo era then, was every bit as much an awakening as the Smart Phone era, now.
Imagine, you're a kid in 1964. And your Beatles 45 on your portable player is "tech". And then in '66, you get to hear a Beatles LP, in STEREO, for the first time.
Thing is a tube-driven console from Magnavox, but it was till a revelation.
Next thing you know, Uncle Kenny just brought back a full Pioneer system from the PX on Okinawa.
And it's like nothing you've ever heard, before.
What else was concurrent with all this?
24 channel recording studios, multiplex mixers, pedal effects at the guitarists' feet, and so much more, besides
Mommas and Pappas, Boston, Beach Boys.
Could NOT have happened in the '40s.
The technology was not then yet ready to accommodate their talents and drive.
And I think that all that was the peak of the era of what's done with sound, studio, artist and talent.
It all Apexed in the Michael Jackson era, and went downhill from there.
And now it's autotuned, anodyne talent, voiceless twinks like Taylor Swift n' Brinney Spears.
Say what you want about Christina Aguilera. She can kill you when singing with nothing more than a piano as backup. Brittney? Without electronic processing and twenty dancers, she can't wipe her own ass with a mic, much less SING with one.
Yet, she's sold a zillion records.
That would not have happened in 1975.
I defer the details beyond this to Mr. Berserker.
This is the realm of his expertise, and I hereby yield the floor.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 01:22 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 01:22 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 31, 2019 01:19 AM (7WaWV)
--You may want to, shall we say, gird your loins.
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 01:23 AM (oZuI0)
that's when I started to realize that there was something seriously wrong with the Libertarians.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:24 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 01:27 AM (UmZFX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2019 01:27 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 31, 2019 01:27 AM (7WaWV)
I've managed to see Rush live twice over the years, and they put on a fantastic show. I will always vote for 2112 as the Best Concept Album Ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:28 AM (V2Yro)
that's when I started to realize that there was something seriously wrong with the Libertarians.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:24 AM (V2Yro)
In his will, he wanted to be cremated.
Ron Paul stepped in and had him smelted down for junk silver, instead.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 01:28 AM (QzJWU)
This is the realm of his expertise, and I hereby yield the floor.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 01:22 AM (QzJWU)
Don't really have anything to add to what you said. Basically there was a time where you had to be good, because the technology of the time couldn't mask you. There was no hiding behind what didn't exist. One of my big pissoffs to this day are dudes that hide behind a wah pedal for every frigging lead they do. Fuck hiding, thats basically taking yourself off the grid. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 01:29 AM (9Om/r)
(Ex was active duty in Japan, early 80s)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 01:31 AM (gP/Z3)
I remember the first time I turned my parent's mahogany speaker stands on their Magnovox record system inward and lay down between them after queuing up an early Led Zeppelin album..........OH BROTHER........
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 01:31 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: choogle at December 31, 2019 01:31 AM (U2DkR)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 31, 2019 01:33 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 31, 2019 01:33 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:28 AM (V2Yro)
Meatloaf's 'Bat Out Of Hell' is right up there as being a Best Concept Album. Some albums change music history. 'BOOH' was a revelation or a revolution, whichever you prefer. The songs on 'BOOH' are like Harry Chapin story songs on steroids.
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 01:34 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 01:29 AM (9Om/r)
--Agreed.
Cray-cray libtard though she may have been, Linda Ronstadt had a fucing great voice.
I love "Long, Long Time"
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 01:35 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: choogle at December 31, 2019 01:35 AM (U2DkR)
Kind of a foot operated version of the mini keyboard that Ray Manzarek utilized to play bass lines.
Posted by: klaftern at December 31, 2019 01:35 AM (RuIsu)
And here I spent all these years thinking the Salem Witch Trials were a precautionary tale.
Posted by: Igotnothing at December 31, 2019 01:36 AM (xf2hT)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 01:37 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: choogle at December 31, 2019 01:37 AM (U2DkR)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 31, 2019 12:20 AM (2DOZq)
No, because I was there in person, in the early to middle 70's.
Bread was liked by the chicks and good for the school slow dancing, America was more of a long-haired freaky people thing, a roll a doobie fandom crowd.
But I can kinda see it after all these years.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2019 01:38 AM (YImO4)
Posted by: Kazi at December 31, 2019 01:39 AM (0x00j)
Posted by: choogle at December 31, 2019 01:31 AM (U2DkR)
Shakira dances, and occasionally, sings.
Christina is the opposite. And as time goes on, she sings even better. And then, better still.
She MATURES as an artist, in every measure of the word. Person, Sprit, Voice and Soul.
Music wise, I *want* to pay for the steak.
Groupies clamor to buy the sizzle.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 01:39 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Kazi at December 31, 2019 01:40 AM (0x00j)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:41 AM (V2Yro)
I love "Long, Long Time"
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 01:35 AM (oZuI0)
I saw her open for The Eagles in college. Back in her calico country-look days. 'Poor Poor Pitiful Me' and 'When Will I Be Loved?' era.
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 01:41 AM (Y8PSl)
512 Berserker, I watched a show on the band Rush on Netflix. im not a
fan, but damn, you gotta admire them, prolific as fuck and always walked
their own path, had their own sound no matter what record they put
out."
I've managed to see Rush live twice over the years, and they put on a
fantastic show. I will always vote for 2112 as the Best Concept Album
Ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:28 AM (V2Yro)
Hell yeah. 2112 was intense. When I discovered that album I had learned the damn thing front to back. It became a mission. I never heard anything like it at the time, so I got every album up to the farewell to kings album, which was the current one at the time, and I just went off on a year long voyage to get inside lifeson's head. The voyage ended at the signals album. It just wasn't the RUSH that I was familiar with anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 01:42 AM (9Om/r)
Christina>Shakira singing for sure.
Posted by: choogle at December 31, 2019 01:43 AM (U2DkR)
Doobie Brothers
Areosmith
Fog Hat
Logins&Messina
Deep Purple
Yes
Joni Mitchell....(sorry, I had a major teen crush)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 01:43 AM (kFkpX)
From Winnipeg:
"All The Stars" --The Wailin' Jennys
https://youtu.be/hkkRnixGefQ
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 01:43 AM (oZuI0)
I love "Long, Long Time"
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 01:35 AM (oZuI0)
Concur.
I am VERY thankful, that Ronstadt didn't go all "political" till pretty much past her recording career.
Track when she went Public Libtard, and it tracks with her Broadway appearance in the play Pirates of *whatever*. And her dating of Brown II of my forsaken homestate of califuckornicatia.
Sixties and Seventies though, she was a Goddess of Voice and Wankful Posters of many a teen boy.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 01:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: choogle at December 31, 2019 01:37 AM (U2DkR)
Yeah, he is definitely numero uno gross offender.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 01:48 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 01:29 AM (9Om/r)
This is a highest musical compliment I have received. Better than attaining 1st Chair in Trumpet, in 6th & 7th grade.
Humble thanks, sir.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 01:49 AM (QzJWU)
If he was there to rob them, that would explain the bad disguise and why he waited a bit before firing the first shot.
Posted by: Abby Normal at December 31, 2019 01:49 AM (zLLOw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:41 AM (V2Yro)
But it was 'schlocky' with humor. I'm not sure 'Paradise By The Dashboard Light' would even get airplay in this 'woke' age.
Sort of like how they took 10 Years After's minor hit, 'I Want To Change The World', off radio play lists today because of the 'everywhere is freaks and hairies/dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity' lyrics.
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 01:50 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 01:42 AM (9Om/r)
I agree completely, that's exactly how I felt about them. They've had a few good songs since then, but through the 70's they were getting better and better with each album, and they hit the absolute peak of their abilities with Moving Pictures. And then - they slid off the mountain top and never could get that peak back. I suppose that happens to a lot of performers.
There are few things more thrilling that being on a long, straight, empty West Texas hiway, and seeing if you really can push that V-8 past 120 while listening to Red Barchetta cranked all the way!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:50 AM (V2Yro)
Black Oak Arkansas
Todd Rundgren
Steely Dan
ELO
The Cars
Emerson Lake & Plamer
The Pretenders (Chrisi.....grrrr. slurp)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 01:52 AM (kFkpX)
Lots of garbage "music" that decade. (just like today)
But I liked stuff that --mostly-- didn't make the top 40.
Alan Parsons Project.
Blue Oyster Cult (pre- Spectres).
Genesis. (before Phil Collins, but I liked him, too)
Yes.
P-Funk.
Well, we can't go back. But we *can* remember...
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 01:52 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: choogle at December 31, 2019 01:52 AM (U2DkR)
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 01:44 AM (QzJWU)
I saw her in that Broadway production of 'Pirates of Penzance'. Also in the cast at the show I saw was Peter Noone, of Herman's Hermits fame.
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 01:54 AM (Y8PSl)
Humble thanks, sir.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 01:49 AM (QzJWU)
Well lets not get silly, I'm just an asshole metal guitar player. A neanderthal in the music world. My opinion wouldn't get you a dog turd in a famine. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 01:54 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Case at December 31, 2019 01:55 AM (YdAj9)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 01:52 AM (kFkpX)
Seen them -- twice!
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 01:56 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Case at December 31, 2019 01:55 AM (YdAj9)
a guy who always sounds like he shoulda been from the south, even though he wasn't, is John Fogarty.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:57 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:59 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 01:59 AM (kFkpX)
Well, we can't go back. But we *can* remember...
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 01:52 AM (gP/Z3)
The AM/FM/Cassette Stereo *transformed* the driving experience, back then.
Eight Track was but a hiccup-ing false-start, into that era.
And the sophistication (or lack thereof) in the 8 track era, just weren't yet up to what the mid to late 70s delivered in Car Audio in the cassette era.
My opinion? The late '80s were the finest in automotive stereo.
Before the thumping bass era.
It was all about the delivery of FULL audio, accurate across the spectrum, across the "production/reproduction" barrier.
The goal was to be able to listen to David Benoit on he Piano, the same at 70 mph on the road, as with 0 mph from your living room sofa.
Rap and hip-hop has destroyed mobile audio EQUIPMENT, for the truly musically inclined.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 02:01 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: choogle at December 31, 2019 02:02 AM (U2DkR)
The Wailin' Jennys, "By Way of Saorrow"
https://youtu.be/Axq0UYPFRoA
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 02:03 AM (oZuI0)
check out the set Jeff did with that then 16 year old female bass player (name??)....jaw dropping to the floor
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 02:05 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 01:59 AM (kFkpX)
Yep. 'Blow By Blow', at the time (1975), was an album out of left field. Jazzy instrumental album like nothing that came from rocker Beck before. Still a great listen as it holds up well.
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 02:05 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Case at December 31, 2019 02:06 AM (YdAj9)
Posted by: holygoat at December 31, 2019 02:07 AM (tjnPR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2019 01:41 AM (V2Yro)
Animals is THE most grossly underrated Floyd, Pink album. Period.
And Rush? I've seen them about a dozen times live. I can't say enough about them. One of my favorite bands, EVER.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 31, 2019 02:08 AM (9jl/W)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 01:54 AM (9Om/r)
Yeah. No.
I'd wager I could take your reputation in the Music World into any given Guitar Center with me, with a written endorsement from you for me.
And walk out with any instrument in the house.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 02:08 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: choogle at December 31, 2019 02:09 AM (U2DkR)
Wow, Jim. Awesome!
Yes, the 80s were, indeed, the *finest* for automotive stereo.
It wasn't ALL ABOUT *thump... thump-thump, thump-thump* f-ing hiphop bass.
Miss those days.
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2019 02:10 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: choogle at December 31, 2019 01:52 AM (U2DkR)
Well, definitely Iron maiden and judas priest, as for the third, tough choice. Manowar maybe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 02:12 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 02:15 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 02:12 AM (9Om/r)
--A redneck friend from college bragged about seeing Maiden, Priest, and Dio, all in the same week, and then punctuated that with, "and they wonder why I got a .86 GPA!!!"
[one
for each band]Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 02:18 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 02:18 AM (UmZFX)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 31, 2019 02:18 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2019 02:20 AM (UmZFX)
Well, if I understand the biology properly he's going to have to insert a turkey baster into his boyfriends rectum.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 10:53 PM (m45I2)
They're going to surgically graft a uterus to his sigmoid colon.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 10:56 PM (NWiLs)
Still wouldn't allow them to produce a child.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2019 02:25 AM (nAiE/)
Gotta be Quadrophenia.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 31, 2019 02:18 AM (QU+qf)
Some concept albums deserve their bargain bin locale. 'A Passion Play' by Jethro Tull is one such concept album.
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 02:25 AM (Y8PSl)
Gotta be Quadrophenia.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 31, 2019 02:18 AM (QU+qf)
--Nope
A Grand Don't Come For Free by The Streets.
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 02:27 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 02:27 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 02:28 AM (9Om/r)
But without Quad equipment, it is simply, not.
For my money. And for my bourbon and annual get completely schnockered and play music and regress to decades past.
Dark Side of the Moon. Musically? We can argue without end.
But nothing takes me back to that ONE particular summer, that particular TIME, as does that.
What I lived then, can not have any other sound track, than that.
And that's not because of the music of the era.
But rather, the trauma that was my life at that time.
And with that, I'll bid the ONT, a fond Good Night, and if I'm absent later, a ..
Happy New Year!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 02:28 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 02:27 AM (kFkpX)
Damn, that had to leave a mark.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 02:31 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 02:33 AM (kFkpX)
I was dyslexic (un-diagnosed at the time)
I insisted on playing up-side down and left handed....so I was kinda doomed from the get go...
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 02:36 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Summer of Love at December 31, 2019 02:36 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 02:38 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 02:36 AM (kFkpX
If you mean taking a righty guitar and just flipping it over to the left without restringing it as a lefty, yeah thats rough. I have a met a few over the years that do play like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 02:38 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: 590th at December 31, 2019 02:39 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2019 02:31 AM (9Om/r)
Amigo, I've sent'cha an instrument, somewhat in jest, but with no disrespect. And I hope still, you'll make the most of it in time.
But what I'd really want? What I'd beseech from you with all ardor, and from a humble heart?
Get your self down to Orlando, and listen to the band Backwards Boy plays with.
A regular gig at B.B. King's Blues Club in Orlando is not to be lightly dismissed.
He's better than he lets on, here in the comments.
What he does is worthy of your travel, attention and appreciations.
You will NOT have wasted your time or efforts.
I believe you'll find that Insomniac will second my motion?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2019 02:42 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 02:44 AM (kFkpX)
I sold my last guitar during the crash of 08 (a very fine old Guild) which helped keep me in my house when things got so bad.
Let's chat again before the new year
Nightwatch out....
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at December 31, 2019 02:51 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2019 02:54 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Summer of Love at December 31, 2019 03:07 AM (FJrl0)
Got digital hearing aides, now. Who knew a sink faucet makes such a rich sound?! And a robin's chirp scares the crap out of me. Friggen velociraptors in the bushes. I'll teach you to make a grown man pee his pants. I'll leave the blinds open and you'll bash into the windows. The cat'll crunch your bones for his breakfast.
Posted by: Igotnothing at December 31, 2019 03:10 AM (xf2hT)
Posted by: raimondo at December 31, 2019 03:24 AM (pVQoE)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 31, 2019 03:30 AM (SxBH1)
Mornin', all
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2019 03:50 AM (892aJ)
❄snow❄
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2019 03:52 AM (892aJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2019 03:54 AM (892aJ)
Once the ovaries stop producing ova, is there any point in keeping them? Ovarian cancer is a bitch, so would it be best to take out those 'nads? Or do they need to be kept for estrogen or some other hormones?
I just thought that they were time bombs if they stayed inside, but maybe there's a purpose?
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 03:54 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2019 03:54 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2019 03:59 AM (892aJ)
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 03:54 AM (oZuI0)
Still a part of the endocrine system even after they stop producing eggs. Not sure they should be systematically removed. Maybe only if high risk for ovarian cancer?
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2019 04:01 AM (892aJ)
Mornin' ya'll.
Posted by: Gooshy at December 31, 2019 04:03 AM (9GU9B)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2019 04:01 AM (892aJ)
--You could've just said +1.
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 04:07 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2019 04:09 AM (892aJ)
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 04:33 AM (oZuI0)
Missing Skip's breakfast
Enjoy all.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2019 04:39 AM (892aJ)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:45 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/srp7mo9
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:45 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 31, 2019 04:45 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:46 AM (mpXpK)
RINO Bush judge throws out a lawsuit by an NSC aid suing over a House subpoena on a technicality.
https://tinyurl.com/uvrkssa
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:46 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:47 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:47 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/uzglgx9
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:47 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/rpy6vpr
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:48 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/tsbcjsf
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:48 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/tntmp3b
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:48 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:49 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: raimondo at December 31, 2019 03:24 AM (pVQoE)
Don't count on it. Black leadership here in SC has already said SC blacks do not like Biden
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:51 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/tn7w487
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:46 AM (mpXpK)
--and I had just praised her, and aso noted what an El Cubo she is.
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 04:51 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 04:54 AM (oZuI0)
Grrrr,
Asleep at 9. Woke up at 12:30. Tossed and turned for 3 hours.
Got up, made coffee and here I am.
Posted by: teej at December 31, 2019 04:56 AM (EqtM7)
Posted by: Vic
Thanks, Vic.
And Happy New Year to you and yourn.
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2019 05:07 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2019 05:08 AM (arJlL)
who said it?
Posted by: mjc at December 31, 2019 05:09 AM (Pg+x7)
who said it?
Posted by: mjc
Hitler ?
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2019 05:09 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 04:51 AM (oZuI0)
'Mexicans are the new Jews'.
Shut up and sing, indeed.
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 05:11 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2019 05:14 AM (arJlL)
Shut up and sing, indeed.
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 05:11 AM (Y8PSl)
--Yeah, I would not gainsay her talent, but libatrds . . . are . . . so . . . fucking . . . stupid.
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 05:14 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: mjc at December 31, 2019 05:15 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 05:11 AM (Y8PSl)
She can't sing anymore. She went to shit when she gave up her folk/country ballads for rock then went to big band.
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 05:16 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2019 05:07 AM (arJlL)
And a Happy New Year to all the Morons
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 05:17 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2019 05:11 AM (Y8PSl)
She can't sing anymore. She went to shit when she gave up her folk/country ballads for rock then went to big band.
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 05:16 AM (mpXpK)
She also has bad parkinsons and has troubles speaking and singing.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2019 05:17 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: mjc at December 31, 2019 05:15 AM (Pg+x7)
--Fuckin' Gaytor.
Credit for a good quip, though.
Posted by: logprof at December 31, 2019 05:18 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2019 05:17 AM (JFO2v)
I did not know that.
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 05:18 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/tntmp3b
Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2019 04:48 AM (mpXpK)
Too bad he was not sent to his father Satan like the dickless nonamed cocksucker here Texas. *spits*
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2019 05:19 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: teej at December 31, 2019 05:19 AM (EqtM7)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2019 05:21 AM (5yoXS)
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2019 05:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 31, 2019 05:24 AM (4X5xS)
http://www.michellesmirror.com
Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 05:24 AM (Y3R0d)
Posted by: Baldy at December 31, 2019 05:38 AM (+EDVk)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2019 05:47 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Baldy at December 31, 2019 05:38 AM (+EDVk)
At this point what difference does it make??
Posted by: Rotten Hillary at December 31, 2019 05:47 AM (JFO2v)
We got some snow overnight. Well, it is December in Michigan.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2019 05:50 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 31, 2019 05:52 AM (4X5xS)
Well, a Terry Gilliam cartoon of same.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2019 05:54 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Baldy at December 31, 2019 05:56 AM (+EDVk)
A mixed-sex couple from East Sussex is set to become one of the first in the UK to marry in a civil ceremony.
Starting from New Years Eve 2019, mixed-sex couples will be able to register civil partnerships in England and Wales following the approval of a second legislation in the House of Lords.
Posted by: Rotten Hillary at December 31, 2019 06:01 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2019 06:02 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 06:06 AM (HdZcn)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:07 AM (ZCEU2)
( but then if you need pro Iranian news might as well go to their propaganda machine)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:13 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 31, 2019 06:15 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 06:15 AM (Tnijr)
-Cranston Police Chief Michael Winquest
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Now please increase our budget by $200K for this year so we can buy new firearms for our officers with high school degrees, sociopathic tendencies, and no fear of repercussions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 06:17 AM (rImxe)
I'd like to understand the rationale for the military strikes that supposedly triggered this event. What were the targets, how were they selected and who ordered the strike?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2019 06:19 AM (5yoXS)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2019 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:20 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 06:15 AM (Tnijr)
--
It turns out that wrapping a bow on a country and handing it over to Iran because there's an election coming up and you want to be able to make a "PROMISE KEPT" page on your campaign website so you can keep flying around in AF1 for four more years is not sound foreign policy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 06:20 AM (rImxe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2019 06:22 AM (85Gof)
Have a great day, everyone.
However, head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan is prudent forethought.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)
Have a great day, everyone.
However, head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan is prudent forethought.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Hope you're feeling better tomorrow
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 06:24 AM (vd8XM)
______________
Probably just more "transgenders" and meth.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 31, 2019 06:25 AM (k4dH2)
-Kevin D. Williamson
From the article:
"In 2016, Trump promised Americans sustained 3-percent economic growth, but the economy has not met that standard. "
Holy. Crap.
They literally want to run on pointing out how much Trump has improved the economy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 06:25 AM (rImxe)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:25 AM (ZCEU2)
I'd like to understand the rationale for the military strikes that supposedly triggered this event. What were the targets, how were they selected and who ordered the strike?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2019 06:19 AM (5yoXS)
It was hezzbollah terrorist camps in Iraq and Syria. PDT??
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2019 06:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2019 06:19 AM (5yoXS)
It was hezzbollah terrorist camps in Iraq and Syria. PDT??
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2019 06:25 AM (JFO2v)
Because they fired on and killed 2 Americans and are an increasing Iranian presence in Iraq.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2019 06:28 AM (85Gof)
https://tinyurl.com/tqhnax5
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:29 AM (ZCEU2)
Has anyone here yet read Dave Barry's Year In Review for 2019? I swore off his annual piece after the 2017 version, a year-long review rant of OrangeManBad. So I'm looking for a Moron review.
I assume he's still TDS (see the KDW quote at the top of this ONT for an example of its permanency) but I guess I'm curious re DB.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2019 06:30 AM (Z4rgH)
It appears they struck 3 in Iraq and 2 in Syria. I suspect the HMFIC in theater authorized it.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2019 06:31 AM (5yoXS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2019 06:31 AM (85Gof)
I really do wonder what some of you do for a living
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:32 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:35 AM (ZCEU2)
I possibly may have picked up several samples of trinitite during that first visit against all rules and regulations. I also may possibly glow in the dark.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2019 06:36 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 31, 2019 06:23 AM
Try screaming at the sky.
Hey, it hasn't worked for us yet, but you never know.
Posted by: Snowflakes at December 31, 2019 06:37 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:37 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: GnuBreed
I just glanced thru it. Typical DB. He skewers quite a few peoples
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 06:38 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2019 06:31 AM (85Gof)
Iran is looooong overdue for an ass whippin.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2019 06:39 AM (5yoXS)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Great! We can decorate you for Christmas next year!
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 06:39 AM (vd8XM)
______________
Probably just more "transgenders" and meth.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
If it wasn't for prohibition, gangsters, and the "Chicago Typewriter", we'd have legal machine guns today.
Thanks congress.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2019 06:39 AM (HdZcn)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
It doesn't seem to do any good in the ME.
Some new ass starts to run the "country" and the same crap happens again
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 06:40 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:41 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 06:41 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:43 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2019 06:43 AM (5yoXS)
Cause we had another one last night.
Now into record breaking levels of homicides.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 06:44 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 06:39 AM (vd8XM)
Super. And then the cat will knock me over.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2019 06:44 AM (Z4rgH)
Cause we had another one last night.
Now into record breaking levels of homicides.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 06:44 AM (tT0V4)
Do you get a plaque or something?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2019 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
Cause we had another one last night.
Now into record breaking levels of homicides.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Depends on the ethnicity of the deceased.
Jews? Nah, Trumps! fault
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2019 06:46 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 06:47 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:48 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2019 06:48 AM (Z4rgH)
Perhaps, just perhaps,
What we might get is a citizenry which decides that the misery of progressivism and crime reduction initiatives which consist of decriminalizing crime, and refusing to protect law abiding citizens are not such good ideas.
Maybe the levels of pain and suffering will rise to the-point that people rebel against the old platitudes of voting for the same party, election after election, and expecting different results.
One can hope, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 06:50 AM (tT0V4)
One can hope, right?
Or...More money is needed to make the plan work.
And more diversity people..We're making up new diversity recipients every day!
...Dems...
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 06:53 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 06:50 AM (tT0V4)
Hopes are meant to be crushed under a bootheel, into an unrecognizable paste. Bon apetit!
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2019 06:54 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:56 AM (ZCEU2)
There will be an increase in street enforcement on street dealers because they can sell the same shit for 30 bucks.
It's not about the tax at all. I'm sure it's for the children.
Or something
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 06:58 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 06:59 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2019 07:01 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2019 07:01 AM (5yoXS)
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 07:01 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 07:02 AM (Tnijr)
Perhaps I am too optimistic.
And perhaps I see signs where none truly exist.
But in this area, there is no sheltering bubble of right-wing conservatism, to isolate me from what the Left is talking about.
There is no wall, no barrier, no 'good' side of town.
One is surrounded and immersed in the verbal garbage pail of leftist trope and progressive utopian thinking.
Social Media here is a protected platform for the broadcasting of every single progressive new age 'ism of the day, day in and day out.
Yet....folk are saying small things...little utterances..points of rebellion against this form of crap that we are submerged in daily.
So while I may be completely wrong, I continue to hope.
November 2020 will be my final test.
To see if I am genuinely qualified to graduate, and wear the title of "Village Idiot".
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2019 07:03 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: freaked
Too much, or too little?
I was just repeating something I just read.
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 07:05 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 07:05 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 07:05 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2019 07:05 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: creeper at December 31, 2019 07:05 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 07:07 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2019 07:07 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: creeper at December 31, 2019 07:07 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 07:07 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 07:07 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 07:08 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: creeper at December 31, 2019 07:08 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: freaked
With the amounts of it that some people smoke, does it affect the lungs at all?
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 07:09 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 07:09 AM (Tnijr)
Time for some breakfast and then to shoveling
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 07:11 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2019 07:11 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 07:08 AM (ZCEU2)
it is Iranians pretending to be Iraqis
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2019 07:11 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 07:11 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2019 07:12 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2019 07:11 AM (JFO2v)
They are all shites
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 31, 2019 07:12 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 07:14 AM (ZCEU2)
You would think so but it doesn't seem to be a concern.
Tobacco bad though.
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 07:15 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2019 07:15 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 07:17 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: GnuBreed
I went back and read the article that the guy was commenting on.
Pricing was for an eighth of an ounce.
Waaaayyyyyy to damn much money to me
Posted by: Bruce at December 31, 2019 07:20 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 07:20 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: m at December 31, 2019 07:23 AM (Y3R0d)
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Or you could build a zigurrat of Valu-Rite bottles for that price!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 31, 2019 07:23 AM (Dc2NZ)
g'mornin','rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 31, 2019 07:24 AM (DUIap)
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Would she rather poo-flinging be the standard? This right here...this Mona Eltahawy broad...is the perfect example of the poisonous toxicity, and useless made-up crap that passes for Ethnic Studies. What a pitiful idiot.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 31, 2019 07:24 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 31, 2019 07:25 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 07:25 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
It doesn't seem to do any good in the ME.
Some new ass starts to run the "country" and the same crap happens again
Posted by: Bruce
You're not doing it right
Posted by: The Mongols at December 31, 2019 07:27 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: DB at December 31, 2019 07:28 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: freaked at December 31, 2019 07:28 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 31, 2019 07:29 AM (rImxe)
Posted by: rammajamma at December 31, 2019 07:29 AM (SwWMX)
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2019 07:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Confuzzled at December 31, 2019 07:31 AM (TyVii)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
It doesn't seem to do any good in the ME.
Some new ass starts to run the "country" and the same crap happens again
Posted by: Bruce
You're not doing it right
Posted by: The Mongols at December 31, 2019 07:27 AM (B7KlG)
Exactly
Posted by: Fat Man at December 31, 2019 07:31 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2019 07:32 AM (ZCEU2)
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