aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Garbage In, Garbage ONT
Still off schedule from Christmas, so this is going to be a throw-everything-in-the-hopper-and-see-what-comes-out kinda ONT. Had a weird day at work, the cleaning lady at my office asked me if I wanted to smoke a joint with her. I had to decline, I don't like dealing with high maintenance women.
Holiday Leftovers
These are all things I didn't get to post before Christmas. Like gift ideas:
And holiday mix-ups:
If you haven’t seen this video of a French dad who asked his dad to buy his son Minecraft for Christmas you’re about to witness a colossal misunderstanding pic.twitter.com/CdGnWc0oGP
— Ash Warner (@AlsBoy) December 27, 2019
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 27, 2019
Actual Links? Yes, I have a few. Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring It's Uh, quite a tattoo. Yes indeed, it is. Quite a tattoo. China’s $13 Trillion Problem Is Becoming Everyone’s This could make for a fun year. 2 Truths About Kwanzaa No One Will Admit Is it Kwanzaa? I'm sorry, I really don't pay attention to imaginary holidays made up by black nationalists communist college professors.
Nightmare Fuel For those of y'all who didn't enjoy the Mr. Bean/perfume commercial mashup.
Last Friday's “Stop Respect Rape Women” Gal Has A Friend Query: Where do little sexists come from?
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 28, 2019
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 28, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 09:59 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Panhandler at December 27, 2019 09:59 PM (S/rwf)
Posted by: Deranged DM at December 27, 2019 09:59 PM (Q3xyR)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Deranged DM at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (Q3xyR)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (w2TA9)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:01 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 27, 2019 10:01 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 27, 2019 10:01 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at December 27, 2019 10:01 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ALH at December 27, 2019 10:02 PM (EpeCy)
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:02 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: ALH at December 27, 2019 10:02 PM (EpeCy)
----------
*fires up the chocolate fountain*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:03 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2019 10:03 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM (+k5vA)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
---
It's the lack of a sneeze guard that really puts it over the top!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM (NWiLs)
---------
Bob Dole can help you out with that.
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (0TbLI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ... at December 27, 2019 10:06 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at December 27, 2019 10:06 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: ALH at December 27, 2019 10:07 PM (EpeCy)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 27, 2019 10:07 PM (k5ANL)
Posted by: ... at December 27, 2019 10:07 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:07 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:08 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: wing at December 27, 2019 10:08 PM (JFzNN)
https://youtu.be/ajXBF5UOM4g
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:08 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:09 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM
* shakes head sadly *
You're not going to be wearing pants for The Book Thread in 2020, are you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 27, 2019 10:09 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: wing at December 27, 2019 10:08 PM (JFzNN)
Eh. It's mediocre at best.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: 5 Man Electrical Band at December 27, 2019 10:09 PM (XVuno)
The house is beginning to be less cluttered, which feels good.
Posted by: ALH at December 27, 2019 10:10 PM (EpeCy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:10 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 27, 2019 10:10 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:11 PM (BiNEL)
Blockin out the scenery
Breakin my mind
Posted by: 5 Man Electrical Band
Always wanted them to ignore that "Death on Contact" sign.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:11 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM (+k5vA)
Is this where we mention the warning about crazy chicks and no in putting of dicks?
Posted by: tbodie at December 27, 2019 10:11 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: avi at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (kSq2k)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I thought the same thing immediately.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (VNfwt)
Blockin out the scenery
Breakin my mind
Posted by: 5 Man Electrical Band
Sounds good, mind if we borrow that?
Posted by: Tesla at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Some Moron thinking with the little head at December 27, 2019 10:13 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: H Bribem at December 27, 2019 10:13 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:14 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 27, 2019 10:09 PM (DMUuz)
---
I prefer the untrammeled freedom of the Ace After Dark animal print romper.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2019 10:14 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (2lndx)
Since the Frogs don't care what anyone else has to say, it all works out in the end!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:15 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at December 27, 2019 10:15 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
***
Trump should get video of that and just post is once a day to ever FNM twitter feed.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 10:16 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 10:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (0TbLI)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (LOq4H)
Sort of the news equivalent of professional wrestling?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - I forgot my tag line. at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Something very 'subversive', if I may, about that. It strikes a nerve in 2019 with all of our gaslighting going on.
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:18 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at December 27, 2019 10:18 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2019 10:18 PM (vRPav)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - I forgot my tag line. at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (SchxB)
But without the integrity.
Posted by: Peaches at December 27, 2019 10:19 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (LOq4H
I'm happy to look like Jane D'Oh.
She's a VERY classy lady.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Isn't MineCraft the art of making explosive booby traps?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:20 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Peaches at December 27, 2019 10:19 PM (14URa)
I was just in the process of typing that....
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:20 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:20 PM (u8l4t)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069307/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_111
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
No phrasing intended.
Posted by: Tinker at December 27, 2019 10:21 PM (SvDZu)
The crap animation my grandkids watch today can't hold a candle to that classic stuff.
Posted by: The Neon Madman at December 27, 2019 10:22 PM (KSXRc)
Posted by: The Neon Madman
Modern children's animation is crap, but it's a golden age for animation targeted to adults. Carl of Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the most iconic characters of television.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:24 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: The Neon Madman at December 27, 2019 10:22 PM (KSXRc)
Hanna Barbera were responsible for the decline in quality of animation. They made shitty animation seem "respectable".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:24 PM (/sgva)
:-)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit
Oh dear, I was just going to post how my Cougs, who are ranked somewhere below a AAA High school team against the run, will do against the 3RD FREAKING RANKED RUNNING TEAM!! Where's my booze? Gonna be a long night...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:25 PM (LOq4H)
My 7 year old grandkids go to cartoon is Johnny Quest, the original.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 27, 2019 10:25 PM (Mki/r)
The house is beginning to be less cluttered, which feels good.
Posted by: ALH at December 27, 2019 10:10 PM (EpeCy)
I turn off the light on Jan 6.
Putting them away takes longer ...
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:25 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: krusty at December 27, 2019 10:27 PM (bU0Vj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Actually they kept animation alive longer than it had any right to. Costs were getting just brutal...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:27 PM (LOq4H)
Putting them away takes longer ...
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:25 PM (LPnfS)
----------
According to Norwegian tradition, the Christmas decorations must never see the new year, or you're in for a year of woe and lutefisk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (XVuno)
You been saving some of this stuff for a while? Some of it even odder than your usual. I enjoy all of the offerings at AoS tho.
If you haven't already folks, hit the tip jar this Holiday season.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (KbCvz)
Love each and every one of you, and no I expect February is it. But it was a good ride, wasn't it?
You are the most wonderful folks alive today. Hooray!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (l9m7l)
Is this where we mention the warning about crazy chicks and no in putting of dicks?
___
OVERRULED!
Posted by: Some Moron thinking with the little head at December 27, 2019 10:13 PM (WdocV)
Yes, I'm sorry but this flies in the face of the latest Moron theory that what Wine Moms really need, are to be rogered with authority, until they come back to reality.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Beartooth
---
As a Moron in good standing, you are required to expose him to Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law at Jonny Quest's custody hearing.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (KbCvz)
Dammit, where were those pants?
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:30 PM (ycWCI)
Love each and every one of you, and no I expect February is it. But it was a good ride, wasn't it?
You are the most wonderful folks alive today. Hooray!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (l9m7l)
Jesus said turn the other cheek.
He didn't say you have to KEEP DOING IT!
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (7WaWV)
Putting them away takes longer ...
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic
---
I'll leave my up until the 6th also - the Epiphany.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (XVuno)
Aka, Year of Brian Stelter Body Odor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (KbCvz)
Shit, does that mean we have to put pants on, like when Mom comes to the house?
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Miklos, with borrowed horse skull festive headdress at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed
Oh shit!! Clean up the place. Dammit....
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (u8l4t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (XVuno)
Easy Peasy. Sunglasses.
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (LPnfS)
Love each and every one of you, and no I expect February is it. But it was a good ride, wasn't it?
You are the most wonderful folks alive today. Hooray!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (l9m7l)
What do you mean?
We've all asked you to stick around, and we mean it.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (uIRyH)
Posted by: Beartooth
---
As a Moron in good standing, you are required to expose him to Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law at Jonny Quest's custody hearing.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (Y4EXg)
Question, was Hadji an H1B?
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:27 PM (LOq4H)
But they took a lot of shortcuts, and it showed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (KP5rU)
You misspelled "profitable."
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (oZuI0)
anyone else heard of a stomach bug that makes you feel all bloated and sore around the middle (below the ribs but above the belly button), kind of nauseous, and not want to eat anything, but it doesn't make you actually throw up? Because that's what I've had since yesterday afternoon. I thought it was just my acid reflux flaring up at first from all the weird holiday food, but it bothered me enough around lunchtime today that I took off work early and went to the urgent care clinic. The nurse practitioner said she'd seen at least two other patients with the same issue this week so it was probably a GI bug that's going around. She wrote me a script to help with the nausea and it seems to have worked, I'm feeling much better now, but has anyone else had this issue?
Posted by: Secret Square at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (9WuX0)
This is Mr. Remington.
He can pulse and roar.
If you know what's good.
You'll leave my door.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (7K0oX)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (Y4EXg)
Twelfth Night!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed
Oh shit!! Clean up the place. Dammit....
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (u8l4t)
--------
Be sure to say nice things about the Welsh!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (u8l4t)
Posted by: Don Q
Heh, A bible translated by the horde, "The King Ace Version." Would, um, be interesting.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (LOq4H)
Me, too. Even knowing it was coming, we lol'd uncontrollably, even on running it a second time. The sound is just so exquisitely mournful and hilarious.
So we were primed to lol uncontrollably more for the Bulls logo - now what has been seen can never be unseen!!
high maintenance women... heh.
rap battling a horse skeleton.
hot-legs screw-sexists gal
what's an orgasm? (same as in town?)
yeah, this was a good'n.
Well, I didn't watch but half the Nightmare Fuel - not familiar with either element of the mashup. Also, I really didn't watch the MGM cartoons (but I am intrigued to learn there's a directorial difference among Tom & Jerry cartoons - since I always found them awful).
But, de gustibus etc, and dog gifts made up for all that.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ring ting tinglin' tooo at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (IPzpx)
Yup, there is something going around.
Had it last week, lasted a couple of days.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:35 PM (NgKpN)
https://t.co/mhxQw6mw25
The longtime Democratic political operative accusing Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham of sexual assault, is shedding some light on what he says happened.
James Hallinan says the Governor seemed to think it was funny when he says she grabbed his crotch. The Governor's Office says those claims are bizarre and slanderous.
"It really f* me up," says Hallinan.
Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham has already denied any wrongdoing. Now, Hallinan is telling his side of the story after posting vague tweets on Christmas Day about what he says happened during his time working for the then gubernatorial candidate.
"She took a water bottle and dumped it on my crotch and then slapped and grabbed me in front of everybody," he claims.
Hallinan is a former employee of the Governor's campaign and Attorney General Hector Balderas. He claims this assault happened at Representative Deborah Armstrong's home in the summer of 2018.
Hallinan waited more than a year to come forward and claims there was a reason for that. "Her campaign manager convinced me not to report it to law enforcement, convinced me not to quit the campaign, because I tried," he says.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 27, 2019 10:35 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (SfYbS)
Unless the crows aren't finished with them yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:35 PM (/sgva)
H-B was capable of doing fine work when they had the time and the budget. Check out the early seasons of Jonny Quest (avoid the ultra-PC revival at all costs).
Posted by: Rodigo Borgia at December 27, 2019 10:35 PM (+U6PJ)
What do you mean?
We've all asked you to stick around, and we mean it.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
BeckChas, Ladyl speaks the truth.
Pay attention dammit!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (LOq4H)
Whole lot more 'fucks' than the original.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (0TbLI)
Eddie Gallagher vs Krugman, Seal rules
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (uIRyH)
Posted by: Miklos, with borrowed horse skull festive headdress at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
You can't come ins,
You'll step on pins,
I dropped them while I was counting my sins ...
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (LOq4H)
Whole lot more 'fucks' than the original.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (ycWCI)
In the Old Testament, Fuck was part of begat.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (NgKpN)
Lujan Grisham of sexual assault, is shedding some light on what he says
happened.
___
If you don't mind governor, I could take care of this for you...
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Kindltot
Our original data is no longer available.
Hide the decline!
Posted by: University of east Anglia ONT Research Unit at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Beartooth at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (Mki/r)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (LOq4H)
Whole lot more 'fucks' than the original.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (ycWCI)
No shit
Posted by: The Apostle Paul fka Saul of Tarsus at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (u8l4t)
I am NOT cleaning the barrel.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (u8l4t)
Today I passed 50,000 word (according to MS Word, which seems to inflate the count when ellipses are used) on my novel. I noted when I was shy of 50K and pushed myself to that figure not with new paragraphs so much as sexing up existing ones.
But I still have soooooooo far to go.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (NgKpN)
Also, and the Lord God said unto Lot: 'Sodom? Gomorrah? Fucks those guys. If'n you don't want to be fucked too, don't go fucking looking back!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (ycWCI)
This is Mr. Remington.
He can pulse and roar.
If you know what's good.
You'll leave my door.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (7K0oX)
Or I'll have a decision to make
9mm or 44
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:39 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:25 PM (LPnfS)
---
Putting them...away??
What do you mean, put them away? You must not be from the South.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:39 PM (MIUG6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (XVuno)
Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 10:39 PM (7K0oX)
Posted by: The Apostle Paul fka Saul of Tarsus at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (NgKpN)
Also, and the Lord God said unto Lot: 'Sodom? Gomorrah? Fucks those guys. If'n you don't want to be fucked too, don't go fucking looking back!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (ycWCI)
And Jesus said the Apostles, sell your cloak, buy an AR15 with Grenade Launcher.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (u8l4t)
That leads to a really clean install process, and a new faster drive without potential problems!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (BiNEL)
this is exactly how I react to any stomach bug! the rest of my family is barfing and I'm ...not. but I'm ill and bloated and can't eat.
it sucks but I like it better than barfing!
I think it's a "mild" reaction to a gastro bug- probably b/c you are partially immune (have been exposed to the virus before)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (Rarvo)
Nowadays two single men grabbing a kid from a Third World country would Raise Questions, but that was a more innocent time.
Posted by: Rodigo Borgia at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (+U6PJ)
Today I passed 50,000 word (according to MS Word, which seems to inflate the count when ellipses are used) on my novel. I noted when I was shy of 50K and pushed myself to that figure not with new paragraphs so much as sexing up existing ones.
But I still have soooooooo far to go.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (oZuI0)
Congratulations, Logprof!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Yea verily, and be sure to get the thing that goes up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (BiNEL)
9mm or 44
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:39 PM (BiNEL)
Come and knock on my door,
I've been waiting for you.
When the bullets are yours and his and hers,
Go the fuck away.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (ycWCI)
Yes, I have problems that are problems. But my problems are nothing like the problems that others experience. Worry about them.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (l9m7l)
I think it's a "mild" reaction to a gastro bug- probably b/c you are partially immune (have been exposed to the virus before)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (Rarvo)
Gastritis?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Potential tattoo, with graphics.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (u8l4t)
You might have to go into the BIOS setup utility, and change the boot sequence. Usually, during the boot process, there will be a brief screen prompt that reads "press F* to enter Setup". Where the asterisk is a wild card for whatever function key the BIOS builder chose to do that job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Miklos ap Miklos at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Blasphemer! We all know he said, go buy a 1911 and sin no more.
-Gun Jesus
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (XVuno)
Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?
I was stationed in the UK for 3 years. I've been to Wales quite a few times. Lovely country.
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (u8l4t)
Yes, I have problems that are problems. But my problems are nothing like the problems that others experience. Worry about them.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (l9m7l
I, for one, am concerned.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The Apostle Paul fka Saul of Tarsus at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
After all, it is best to be sure!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (7WaWV)
Colon Blow is your friend
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 27, 2019 10:43 PM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Heh, 'twas you posted the link to it here that I used on otherpeoplesvideos blog (LINKED IN NIC)
J. Strauss - The Blue Danube Waltz (Chicken Version)
Posted by: mindful webworker - chicken version at December 27, 2019 10:43 PM (IPzpx)
good for Ace...he has a cannabis strain named after him...
Posted by: jack herrer at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (bU0Vj)
What do you mean, put them away? You must not be from the South.
Posted by: Linn Ridge
---
{{Linn!}}
Doesn't the porch have to be cleared off so the non-working washers and dryers will fit?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Rodigo Borgia at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (+U6PJ)
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Blasphemer! We all know he said, go buy a 1911 and sin no more.
-Gun Jesus
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (ycWCI)
Wasn't that in the Book of Armaments, also known as Browning, 19-11?
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (NgKpN)
But I still have soooooooo far to go.
Posted by: logprof
I always stop around 60,000.
I figure if they haven't gotten the point by then, fine, buy the other one too.
Posted by: Dame Miklos "Babs" Cartland at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Blasphemer! We all know he said, go buy a 1911 and sin no more.
-Gun Jesus
Can we have these religious Holy Wars after New Years ?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (uIRyH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:46 PM (XVuno)
Good point, but the black screen mentioned would seem to point to other problems as well.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:46 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Chicken dance?
Gosh, I haven't worn these lederhosen in weeks!
Posted by: Miklos von Munchhausen at December 27, 2019 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Blasphemer! We all know he said, go buy a 1911 and sin no more.
-Gun Jesus
Can we have these religious Holy Wars after New Years ?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (lD3vL)
No, Infidel!
Posted by: Islam at December 27, 2019 10:46 PM (NgKpN)
Yeah, I get it, it is all political.
But I can't even figure out a fig leaf of rationale for why they think he should be removed.
What has he DONE that is in any way improper for a President to do, that has not in fact been done by many other Presidents?
It frustrates me.
And you ask any sufferer of TDS for a reason, and they just spout off a bunch of BS, but never state an actual fact. They act like it is just common knowledge that Trump's "crimes" are numerous and well known to all, and don't even need to be stated.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (PHotS)
https://tinyurl.com/yx4d6uyn
https://tinyurl.com/v4gz6dm
https://tinyurl.com/sg6snav
https://tinyurl.com/qmdcxra
https://tinyurl.com/uuyols8
Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero
Admit it.
You're hooked.
Posted by: The Compleat Miklosian Angler at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (lD3vL)
Well, it will be hard to see the enemy as all the Christmas lights will be turned off ...
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (LPnfS)
And Jesus said the Apostles, sell your cloak, buy an AR15 with Grenade Launcher.
Potential tattoo, with graphics.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (3H9h1)
And they purchased the Armalites, and yea, verily
They were blessed in the sight of the Lord.
And upon them he laid his hand and
Behold! They received the bayonets of the chainsaw
And they rejoiced, each 'ron and 'ette, and upon the lead
Ewok was bestowed the Blessing of the Shelves and the Drill that
Always is set forward.
Amen.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (7K0oX)
Posted by: The Neon Madman at December 27, 2019 10:22 PM (KSXRc)
Hanna Barbera were responsible for the decline in quality of animation. They made shitty animation seem "respectable".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:24 PM (/sgva)
The 90s was like a golden age for tv animation. Now it's such shit. Like a great comparison is the 90's Spider-man animated series, and now go look at the current Spider-man series.
Such a drop in quality. And it wasn't that long ago they were doing decent quality because the previous animated Ultimate Spider-man from just a couple years ago was pretty good animation quality.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Blasphemer! We all know he said, go buy a 1911 and sin no more.
-Gun Jesus
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (ycWCI)
Wasn't that in the Book of Armaments, also known as Browning, 19-11?
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (NgKpN)
Forget ye not thou flame thrower lest thine enemies not burn in a lake of fire.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (axyOa)
It frustrates me.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
---
Nothing but that is not what troubles them. It is simply that PDT is not their guy/gal.
That's it.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Moses at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (Y4EXg)
{{{TonyPete!!}}}
Well, yeah, they go right next to the sofa. Something to keep the beer in. And the laundry looks real purty hanging there by the Christmas lights.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (MIUG6)
159: You might have to go into the BIOS setup utility, and change the boot sequence. Usually, during the boot process, there will be a brief screen prompt that reads "press F* to enter Setup". Where the asterisk is a wild card for whatever function key the BIOS builder chose to do that job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
My late BiL had some kind of backup, RAID, half assed, confusing, crap installed. I though I could just wipe, install, but no dice. Probably should try this sober. To many beers consumed tonight. Tomorrow when I have had some coffee and I'm sober.
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (u8l4t)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
They're trying to cut him off at the knees before he can drain the swamp, cuz they're all dirty (Dems and GOPe).
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: BR-54Miklos at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/t6w4okr
https://tinyurl.com/vgokkeh
https://tinyurl.com/vnwbnvn
https://tinyurl.com/t4t5sxf
https://tinyurl.com/qsvwmbo
Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (qAR6u)
He has opposed them and is exposing them.
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: mindful webworker - chicken version at December 27, 2019 10:43 PM (IPzpx)
Thanks you, that is it. Simply hilarious art!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
***Gets out record player and puts on 'The Stripper.'***
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Moses at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (8ruUE)
Bourbon, keyboard!
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (NgKpN)
they just spout off a bunch of BS, but never state an actual fact. They
act like it is just common knowledge that Trump's "crimes" are numerous
and well known to all, and don't even need to be stated.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
When The President is kicking Dim ass daily, somebody, somewhere is gonna make up a ton of shit to throw.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Cheating by using the shortest verse. at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
--Thanks but, long way to go.
https://youtu.be/clzpX_hUQfc?t=186
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (oZuI0)
Thanks, Dave for a wonderfully weird year. and all the cobs as well!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
You can leave, your hat on.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)
Quite possibly. I had an upper GI done this summer and it found some mild gastritis in the "exit" area of the stomach, but nothing else that looked bad, and no H. pylori (the virus that causes ulcers) either. I've had the bloating on and off for several years but this time it was significantly worse than usual.
Posted by: Secret Square at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (8ruUE)
Almost as bad, there is no kompromat that works against him, so he's not a real member of the "club"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (u8l4t)
You ought to be able to run Linux Mint live off the thumb drive without actually installing it to the HD. At least, that is how it is supposed to work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (MIUG6)
I decorated the old Chevy up on blocks in the front yard. Talk about purty.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl
----
Which reminds me, curiously, tomorrow is Four Calling Birds.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:52 PM (8ruUE)
*looks over at Yong Yea and Jim Sterling*
*oh...*
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 10:52 PM (xYv9C)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:52 PM (u8l4t)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 10:52 PM (uIRyH)
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (MIUG6)
I decorated the old Chevy up on blocks in the front yard. Talk about purty.
I did not know you lived on a Montana Indian Reservation.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 27, 2019 10:53 PM (Mki/r)
they just spout off a bunch of BS, but never state an actual fact. They
act like it is just common knowledge that Trump's "crimes" are numerous
and well known to all, and don't even need to be stated.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
When The President is kicking Dim ass daily, somebody, somewhere is gonna make up a ton of shit to throw.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (LOq4H)
The Democrat party personality is like you somehow merged Teenage girls (where nothing is EVERY right, and you all hate me), with an Ex Wife (where nothing YOU ever can do is right, and she hates you).
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 27, 2019 10:53 PM (LxTcq)
***Gets out record player and puts on 'The Stripper.'***
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
It's a good start.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:53 PM (mSzv6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)
I don't think old Joe would sell that one!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
I figure if they haven't gotten the point by then, fine, buy the other one too.
Posted by: Dame Miklos "Babs" Cartland at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)
--This one will be so awesome you'll be disappointed in a big way when it ends.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 10:54 PM (oZuI0)
I can't tell if Bech is threatening suicide or perhaps needs rent money?
qdpsteve, we're ready for your update.
The house with the boat in front of it froom MisHum's Christmas ONT is from a blog I follow. She is on PEI, and has a gorgeous garden. She calls that her boathouse; it's a ind of a gown-woman playhouse. Used it as a potting shed at one point, I think? Her blog is well worth checking out if you like gardening or cute interiors. Aiken House and Garden, or GarrenGrove blogspot.
That's all I got.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 10:54 PM (mC4Ob)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=m9wdYy3tCm4
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:55 PM (LPnfS)
Actual opinion piece running RIGHT NOW at CNN.com.
The patriotic move is for Trump to resign
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 10:55 PM (JCrfD)
It's amazing how beautiful you all are. WOW, you're gorgeous you are yes, even the men--
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:55 PM (l9m7l)
--
Eh, Krugman just isn't that interesting, Adams and Norm McDonald though, that would be pretty great, although they'd probably agree more than not.
Posted by: ghb7 at December 27, 2019 10:55 PM (B6JeB)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (u8l4t)
If you are not trying to salvage his data, I'd still recommend the new drive install.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAAKPJEq1Ew
Posted by: BR-54Miklos at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM
Isn't that a replay of the democratic debate from last week?
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 27, 2019 10:56 PM (377Zs)
I've not shit in four days... Maybe tomorrow...
I dunno... we're all adults here (m/l), and sort-of family, but just like talking about the aftermath of Great-Uncle Wally's surgery during Christmas dinner, maybe there's a time for oversharing and a time not. ('Tho, I guess, if not ONT then when?)
But, if it helps: Drink more water, Zettai. Much more. Now a little more. Keeeep drinking...
[Note I am not a doctor nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn]
And while I'm wasting space, does anyone else wonder if that one commenter, you know the one, mister word-salad, is maybe crying for help and some kind of intervention is needed?
[Note I am not a shrink nor did I stay in Belleview]
Posted by: mindful webworker - both con- and dumb-founded at December 27, 2019 10:56 PM (IPzpx)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
---
The plastic poinsettias in the old bathtub by the well pump add a festive Christmas touch. And if you leave them until 4th of July, a touch of blue spray paint makes your yard all fancy for lighting shit on fahr.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (MIUG6)
Posted by: SacredCow at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (D4VQX)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (u8l4t)
Posted by: Ladyl
I"M STILL AROUND, YOU KNOW
Posted by: Marvin Hamlisch at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (MIUG6)
She must be from the high class part of Kentucky. All the places I see have the plastic kiddie pools instead of bathtubs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:58 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 10:58 PM (9Om/r)
Latest in the avalanche of definitive proof that those people are insane.
Actual opinion piece running RIGHT NOW at CNN.com.
The patriotic move is for Trump to resign
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 10:55 PM (JCrfD)
Translation: We can't beat you, so just give up!
Which is what Donald Trump is known for doing...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (7K0oX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
He has a good point.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (u8l4t)
If you are not trying to salvage his data, I'd still recommend the new drive install.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH
No. Fresh install. At least that what I'm trying to do. That's why I'm leaning towards a new HD.
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (u8l4t)
My liberal-ish mother in law is convinced Romney will give Trump a real challenge for 2020
***
Tell her he's still an outside shot for the Dem nomination but that it does make sense...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: logprof
*Proto-note to pre-order*
Posted by: Miklos, who has store bought glasses just for such endeavours at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
---
Nice!
My Dad had an old brass bed frame in the front yard with his flowers inside of it.
Yes, his "flower bed".
True story. Do you see why I am like I am?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (KP5rU)
That's what I meant.
LadyL, et al, please....cease worrying. It..
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (uIRyH)
Aetius, did you hear a herd of vibrant yutes hit Fayette mall? Dumb ass liberal townies wanted Bashear, they're gonna get it good and hard.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (MIUG6)
Okay, I promised an update on my arm situation, so here goes. Saw my doctor and she did immediate X-rays. Turns out it looks like I have a pinched nerve in my neck.
She gave me a referral to physical therapy and a neurologist, but in the meantime, she thinks the damage is reversible. Still, she definitely wants me to kick it up several notches on the diet and exercise, which I plan to do. I already got me a big bag of spicy beef jerky for snacks. :-)
So, looks like I'm gonna live. Yay!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (u8l4t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
The classy folks know to PAINT the half-buried tires along the dirt driveway.
Posted by: Miklos, keeping up with the Joneses at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
well pump add a festive Christmas touch. And if you leave them until 4th
of July, a touch of blue spray paint makes your yard all fancy for
lighting shit on fahr.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (MIUG6)
I intend to get several plastic pink flamingos for the yard this year. Because nothing says class like plastic pink flamingos. And in the winter you can put little Santa hats on them!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (7K0oX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
---
Uhh, are you outside right now?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (Y4EXg)
Which is what Donald Trump is known for doing...
They're playing like they have some sort of straight flush. It's a pair of deuces.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (JCrfD)
Also, FFS if you have information on Mueller, Clinton, Spacey, etc all just record a video right now saying you aren't suicidal, have no interest in suicide and if found dead...oh maybe it is that person you have incriminating evidence on.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (WdocV)
Well duh, they ARE Welsh, after all.
The Irish get the drunken reputation, but they got nothing on the Welsh.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (mC4Ob)
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (MIUG6)
I keep beer on ice in the old toilet out by the driveway. The mailman and Amazon Prime delivery fellers were so grateful!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
The patriotic move is for Trump to resign
Posted by: Circa
-------
Anything else would be obstruction...and contrary to the Constitution...and uh, uh....bribery.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Son, sounds like you need some chakra releasin'.
Posted by: Albert Gore Jr. at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
___
Don't call my bluff!
Posted by: Master Poker Player Obama at December 27, 2019 11:04 PM (WdocV)
Fiddlesticks, probably just needs a good cleaning. Here, let me wipe it off for you...
Posted by: Hillary! at December 27, 2019 11:04 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (u8l4t)
If the motherboard is not screwed up, that should work fine, but since you can get it to recognize the flash drive, you are probably ok!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 11:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (/UQ/R)
--Jets are comin' to get ya!!!
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:04 PM (oZuI0)
Go around back,
I won't open the door,
Not even a crack,
If you stick your jawbone in,
I'll give it a smack!
Besides, all my liquor
Was stollen yesterday in a sack!
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 11:04 PM (LPnfS)
Krugman looked by the end as if he'd been run over by a steamroller.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden
Heh, you just know President Trumps' lame duck term is going to be freaking EPIC. Hey Trump haters! He doesn't give a shit what you think now! Enjoy!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 11:05 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:05 PM (mC4Ob)
The hot iron worked?! Nobody's ever come back.
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 11:05 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (MIUG6)
I did not. To be honest, I have not been in the Fayette Mall except once when I was trying to get my cell phone upgraded. And they told me to go to the stand alone ATT store a half block away on the edge of the Mall lot. Just kind of reinforced to me that malls are pointless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 11:05 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (xYv9C)
Odd one of Obama's spawn got caught snorting cocaine and no one cares, huh?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (WdocV)
Which is what Donald Trump is known for doing...
They're playing like they have some sort of straight flush. It's a pair of deuces.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (JCrfD)
They over-play their hand so much, I have to wonder if the metaphor would be lost on them.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (LxTcq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
I once read that Ozzy himself did a cover of this. If so, wow!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)
I keep beer on ice in the old toilet out by the driveway. The mailman and Amazon Prime delivery fellers were so grateful!
Posted by: Ladyl
I reckon you took down that buckshot riddled "No Trespassing" sign.
Time for a new one anyhow.
Posted by: Miklos, Gentleman Redneck at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
OH, I/ve got some graphics.
OH. If you thought I was Tony Stark, well, I wasnt.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (l9m7l)
Anybody who thinks the financial press is any different than the rest of the MSM doesn't read the financial press very often.
Posted by: mnw at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (Cssks)
Jerry Nadler... and Adam Schiff.
Sounds about right.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (xYv9C)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Based on your nic, I would think something fowl would be more in keeping, but I won't egg you on.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Just make sure they don't return it to sender.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (MIUG6)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (u8l4t)
Probably not a problem, but at ten years, make sure you have a 64b system. Last laptop I resurrected was a 32b system and it was a bear to find a 32b Linux installer.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (uIRyH)
No hot iron. I did have to take a cold shower last night, however. NOT fun.
Broken water heater. Thank God the Gas Company got our pilot light back on today.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
freaking EPIC. Hey Trump haters! He doesn't give a shit what you think
now! Enjoy!
___
I hereby release every file on FF, IRSGate, aliens, the anthrax mailings, the pussy hat shooter, and...Obama's college records. Sad, as you'll see...very sad.
Posted by: Trump in early Feb 2020 at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: logprof
*Proto-note to pre-order*
Posted by: Miklos, who has store bought glasses just for such endeavours at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
--I should add that as long as you're not expecting robots, zombies, lasers, or a feel-good ending you win't be disappointed.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (oZuI0)
___
Stop f*cking that chicken
Posted by: Obligatory at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (mC4Ob)
So we need a drunk bowl playoffs? For the Celts? Get the Irish, Scots, Welsh and Bretons together and the last one with an original equipment functioning liver wins?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (7K0oX)
Up to top of page and scrolling down I'll see that Bulls logo tweet again and bust a gut laughing.
'
Posted by: teej at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (1XIkG)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
I resemble that remark.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 11:11 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 11:11 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (LxTcq)
This threat is so crude.
You can't just make fish puns for the halibut ...
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (Y4EXg)
At least it wasn't a toilet with marigolds and daffodils.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (MIUG6)
We decided we needed to visit my aunt who'd lost her son; her daughter has been out of the family for some time. Her husband, my father's brother, passed about 20 years ago. She has no one else.
I decided to savor every day with my children, who really don't need me anymore, but dutifully act like they do.
I'll let you know how the visit goes.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (VNfwt)
--Hail! Hail!
BTW, I've relocated so I need to email you and Hadrian my new coordinates.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (oZuI0)
Got a day of good weather tomorrow and I can't afford to waste it by sleeping in.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (BiNEL)
Not without a Senate vote. Or is Pelosi simply going to "deem" him removed?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Cheating by using the shortest verse. at December 27, 2019 11:13 PM (SchxB)
Uhh...? and the... Bluz?
Aren't we forgetting something? In STL, we don't much celebrate an overtime loss.
Posted by: mnw at December 27, 2019 11:13 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
Men of Harlech, stop your dreaming
Can't you see their pints a-gleaming
Posted by: Miklos, betting on Colour Sergeant Bourne at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: 18-1
An Anon on one of the Chans posted a picture of her JP Morgan Reserve card with a few lines of Bogota's finest. Said she did very well on the oral exam.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (SfYbS)
Next thing I knew, they'd planted a bunch of Pink Plastic Mexicans in their front yard.
/denouncesself
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (QzJWU)
The Scots and Welsh will be in the Final. I'd hate to try and predict the winner.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (mC4Ob)
--------
The wheels on the wall are circling the drain where the fat lady is closing in on a bus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 11:15 PM (XVuno)
Next thing I knew, they'd planted a bunch of Pink Plastic Mexicans in their front yard.
/denouncesself
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (QzJWU)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (7K0oX)
That's beyond just plain classy. That's fuckin' classy!
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:15 PM (MIUG6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)
--Remember the Cheers episode when Lilith goes to a stagette party and says that one of the girls actually cried to "Shock the Monky"?
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:16 PM (oZuI0)
Next thing I knew, they'd planted a bunch of Pink Plastic Mexicans in their front yard.
/denouncesself
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (QzJWU)
---
LOL!!!
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:16 PM (MIUG6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:17 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:17 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 11:17 PM (XVuno)
My paternal grandmother's name was Bronwyn. I know whereof I speak. Damned Welsh ancestors couldn't think of anything better to do than come over here and marry Injuns. More alcoholics in that line than you could ever imagine.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:17 PM (mC4Ob)
Which Obama daughter?
Posted by: clutch at December 27, 2019 11:18 PM (+mbOC)
Here's dinner tonight:
https://tinyurl.com/uxyrdqd
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 11:19 PM (SfYbS)
I'm hoping it goes well. She tires easily.
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 11:19 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 11:20 PM (uIRyH)
She has at least two of those shirts.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:21 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (u8l4t)
------------------------------------
If he managed to get RAID set up at all, you may need to get into the BIOS anyway to undo that. Is it at least a SATA drive?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:21 PM (CAJOC)
Well, Malaria comes by the substance abuse honestly.
Posted by: clutch at December 27, 2019 11:22 PM (+mbOC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)
Blackadder:
Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?
Baldrick:
No, but I've often thought I'd like to.Blackadder:
Well don't. It's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough, sinewy men roam
the Valleys, terrorizing people with their close-harmony singing. You
need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place
names. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You'll be washing
spit out of your hair for a fortnight
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (7K0oX)
They ran out of cousins, and sheep.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (xYv9C)
I'm hoping it goes well. She tires easily.
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 11:19 PM (LPnfS)
--By the by, I like the Allstate Mayhem Mother-in-Law ad.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: clutch
Sweetie, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
---
Word. The finial on top of the flagpole was an old steel float ball from a toilet spray painted gold.
I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 11:25 PM (Y4EXg)
...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 10:54 PM (mC4Ob)
----------------------------------
I Hate Pachelbel's Canon in D
https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:25 PM (CAJOC)
The Iowa tv ads for the insane clown posse are running during the Holiday Bowl since Iowa is playing.
Biden's questions Trump's foreign policy chops and the respect we have around the world. By putting up photos of Biden with Merkel and Trudeau.
Yeah, run with that one.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 11:26 PM (JCrfD)
(But no one could read them because they contained no vowels whatsoever)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
You are all class. Don't let anyone ever tell you different.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 11:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 11:27 PM (/sgva)
Well, Malaria comes by the substance abuse honestly.
Posted by: clutch
Sweetie, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Like be cursed with *having* children.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:27 PM (7K0oX)
Yeah, run with that one.
Posted by: Circa
Trump, in his second term (if it takes that long) will see Merkel, Macron, and probably Fidel Jr. put to pasture.
And the next four or five Italians.
Posted by: Miklos, sure as shootin' at December 27, 2019 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
I am surprised that an ex-pat like you would confuse the Welsh with the Scots.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:28 PM (mC4Ob)
I'm hoping it goes well. She tires easily.
So, climbing wall?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Setting the world on fire, one match at a time. at December 27, 2019 11:30 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Like be cursed with *having* children.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
Mike arranged that all by herself.
I was thinking about getting naked with women.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 27, 2019 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Have you met my dear old friend Steve Goodman?
https://youtu.be/2H8S9yFEhuo
Posted by: mindful webworker - concern troll at December 27, 2019 11:31 PM (IPzpx)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:28 PM (mC4Ob)
The Scots at least manage to get the guts out of the goat skin before attempting to make music with it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 11:31 PM (/sgva)
Biden's questions Trump's foreign policy chops and the respect we have around the world. By putting up photos of Biden with Merkel and Trudeau.
Pointless for the US to try to make ourselves loved. As though Merkel and Trudeau count.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2019 11:32 PM (7rVsF)
I was thinking about getting naked with women.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama
I like how women's boobehs feel like bags of sand.
Posted by: Seriously Hetero Corey Booker at December 27, 2019 11:32 PM (VNfwt)
Who would order these?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 27, 2019 11:33 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
You are all class. Don't let anyone ever tell you different.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 11:27 PM (NWiLs)
Well, I really try. The neighbors are much nicer to me now that the washer is off the front porch.
I wonder why?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (u8l4t)
-----------------------------
Just a thought, but have you opened up the case yet? A thick layer of dust will make a computer act squirrelly.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:33 PM (CAJOC)
Well duh, they ARE Welsh, after all.
The Irish get the drunken reputation, but they got nothing on the Welsh.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (mC4Ob)
Tammy!! How you doing?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 11:33 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:35 PM (mC4Ob)
Who would order these?
Posted by: redridinghood
People who savor the taste of smacked clams.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at December 27, 2019 11:35 PM (SfYbS)
Tomorrow I hope to take my m-i-l out for her Birthday.
I'm hoping it goes well. She tires easily.
So, climbing wall?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Setting the world on fire, one match at a time. at December 27, 2019 11:30 PM (SchxB)
Taking out? We aren't doing "phrasing" anymore?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:35 PM (7K0oX)
Posted by: Miklos, broker/dealer at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (/UQ/R)
I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 11:25 PM (Y4EXg)
At least you had a flagpole. 'Round here, they usually hang flags either in the trailer windows or from the truck antenna.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (MIUG6)
5. Tom Steyer decides to run for Senate in Hawaii in 2026, but fatally electrocutes self trying to drive his Tesla there
4. Jerrold Nadler grows so large and heavy he turns into a black hole and sucks himself deep into another dimension, never to be seen or heard from again
3. Adam Schiff is revealed to actually be Andy Kaufman, but dies after trying to re-ignite his wrestling career going up against Ronda Rousey
2. AOC, to fit in better with the DNC jet set, takes up water polo, drowning five horses
1. Nancy Pelosi's hyperbotoxed face finally explodes, leaving tons of silicone, deadly chemicals and formaldehyde-tainted fat globules in its wake
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)
I was a devoted fan of Imus in The Morning on WNBC in New York, from his first show to his last he would kick political correctness in the balls
Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (qAR6u)
When I read those things, I always want to go back and look at the wailing from Corbyn acolytes who still can't believe Johnson wiped him out in a landslide. Some of the boo-hooing has been epic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (V2Yro)
We saw an ad and segment about CNN's special about Linda Ronstadt, and I called her Jerry Brown's Beard.
Had my fun for the night with that.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Miklos, broker/dealer at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
SOLD!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (TdMsT)
Good, thank you! And yourself?
Happy very belated birthday!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (mC4Ob)
- - - - - - - - - -
Congrats log! Keep going!!!! I changed my handle some time ago but you and I go way back in this place.
Posted by: ... at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (uEbPt)
I went to the gym and worked out after work. I worked off 750 calories and probably saved another 1500 more (as well as $80) by not going to the bar, but it just doesn't seem right.
My girlfriend said I'm acting weird for staying home and asked if there is something wrong. Like 4 times.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (u9usb)
That was EPIC!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:35 PM (mC4Ob)
----------------------------------
And so true! Maroon 5's latest "Memories" is so obviously a slight variation of Pachelbel's Canon. It's not even subtle. I think they just added words (though I will admit to liking the song)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:38 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (u9usb)
Tell her YES, a serious case of LackaNooky!
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 11:39 PM (NgKpN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W9pfefHa9I
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
I wonder why?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
They're probably afraid of the mad woman who would take a perfectly good broken washer off her front porch.
Now how are you supposed to de-feather the chickens?
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:40 PM (MIUG6)
E-coli outbreak traced to organic non-GMO Fair Trade Guatemalan arugula depopulates much of coastal California
Posted by: Miklos, spit polishing his crystal ball at December 27, 2019 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Tonypete
-----
Mine is a brass float.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2019 11:41 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
They know what "nothing" means to them, they assume it applies to men.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 11:42 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (u9usb)
---
Other Ridge, Tiny Ridge, and I dismantled a tree blocking our creek for our Friday entertainment. Personally, I would recommend the drinking, instead.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:43 PM (MIUG6)
.....
That is an impossibility for a few more days.
I won't go into details.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:43 PM (u9usb)
When I read those things, I always want to go back and look at the wailing from Corbyn acolytes who still can't believe Johnson wiped him out in a landslide. Some of the boo-hooing has been epic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (V2Yro)
https://youtu.be/VcuoEVcsLcs
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:43 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (mC4Ob)
Story from late 50's, early 60's London - 2 of the biggest British box office stars at the time were Richard Burton and Hugh Griffith. (played the rich Arab in Ben Hur, among many other roles) They were both Welsh, they were considered the two most notorious drinkin' buddies in all of London. They were legendary for hanging out at popular London Bars, drinking non-stop, forcing them to stay open as long as they wanted, and then putting on impromptu drunken ad-lib performances on bar counters for anyone who was there with them. They also usually trashed the bars they were hanging out in.
I have always wondered just how incredible it would have been to go to what you thought was an ordinary night at the bar and see something like that break out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2019 11:44 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 11:44 PM (SfYbS)
I was a devoted fan of Imus in The Morning on WNBC in New York, from his first show to his last he would kick political correctness in the balls
--
I watched him when he was on msnbc and really liked it, comedy, music and politics that went after both sides, really couldn't ask for a more well rounded show, of course all the idiots remember today is the nappy bullshit, doubt anyone bringing it up ever actually watched/listened.
Posted by: ghb7 at December 27, 2019 11:44 PM (B6JeB)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 27, 2019 11:45 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Ladyl
Well good.
Me and Charlie Bob will be over soon as soon as we're both out or make bail on the same day.
Posted by: Miklos, my word is my bond, 'cept for Judge McKillerson at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2019 11:44 PM (V2Yro)
Welsh poet Dylan Thomas was fond of a dram, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: klaftern at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (RuIsu)
Yeah, go into the BIOS and see if there's some sort of RAID set up. They used to have that a lot. Some special RAID mode that required boot drivers to work in general.
In some cases, you could install things from a running Windows system, and the drivers would switch things over to RAID mode. The system wouldn't boot then without the RAID aware drivers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (u9usb)
--------------------------
How long before she gets home? If you've got a while, grab a stack of paper, and start writing out random math-looking equations, and tape them up around the room. Mumble angrily to yourself as she walks in.
And as you were wondering what people who don't drink do on a Friday night, the answer is, come up with stupid ideas like this, apparently.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:47 PM (CAJOC)
https://youtu.be/l4ANP8g8wrE
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 27, 2019 11:47 PM (SfYbS)
Happy very belated birthday!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (mC4Ob)
Thanks! I'm ok, same shit different day. Basically up to my usual tricks lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 11:47 PM (9Om/r)
Richard Burton and Richard Harris were known for tearing the night into small shreds, drowning it in booze, and then setting it alight.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:48 PM (7K0oX)
And as you were wondering what people who don't drink do on a Friday night, the answer is, come up with stupid ideas like this, apparently.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:47 PM (CAJOC)
Wait.
Which one is the stupid part?
Posted by: tbodie at December 27, 2019 11:49 PM (f4vam)
bathtubs spray painted a gorgeous shade of blue. the lights add a
certain mystical charm.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (KP5rU)
There is a farm near here that has a Our Lady of Chapultapec painted on the inside of an old 5' satellite dish in the front yard.
I thought that was classy.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2019 11:49 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: logprof
Now listening to that.
Merci.
Posted by: Miklos, choosing languages randomly at December 27, 2019 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)
.....
3 more hours.
She bartender at the bar I usually drink at.
Though I like your idea, I've started the laundry. That will really freak her the f*ck out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:50 PM (u9usb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
Tomorrow I hope to take my m-i-l out for her Birthday. I'm hoping it goes well. She tires easily.
So, climbing wall?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Setting the world on fire, one match at a time. at December 27, 2019 11:30 PM (SchxB)
Taking out? We aren't doing "phrasing" anymore?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:35 PM (7K0oX)
** shifty eyes **
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 11:50 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
I've been that drunk.
So where's my freaking knighthood?
Posted by: Miklos, saying "Ni!" at December 27, 2019 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W9pfefHa9I
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
--Heh, beat "The Hook" by over a decade.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:51 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:52 PM (7K0oX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2019 11:52 PM (xSo9G)
We understand. Your attempt to communicate with us is noticed.
Posted by: Nubiru at December 27, 2019 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (KP5rU)
They're probably afraid of the mad woman who would take a perfectly good broken washer off her front porch.
Now how are you supposed to de-feather the chickens?
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:40 PM (MIUG6)
It's real easy once you've wrung their necks.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
Merci.
Posted by: Miklos, choosing languages randomly at December 27, 2019 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)
--De rien!
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (oZuI0)
Richard Burton and Richard Harris were known for tearing the night into
small shreds, drowning it in booze, and then setting it alight.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
I've been that drunk.
So where's my freaking knighthood?
Posted by: Miklos, saying "Ni!" at December 27, 2019 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)
You need to tame Liz Taylor and marry her...
*counts on fingers, divides by toes, sticks tongue out to help thinking*
...These many times!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (7K0oX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I did make a Key Lime Pie today.
It was not left out in the rain. Also not a cake.
So I'm doing this wrong.
Posted by: Miklos, Companion of the Garter, but that's kinda private at December 27, 2019 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
I was a devoted fan of Imus in The Morning on WNBC in New York, from his first show to his last he would kick political correctness in the balls
Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (qAR6u)
I remember hearing him when I was really young. He always seemed to be on the car radio when when I was in the car with the parents. Usually heading up the parkway heading to the grandparents.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 11:55 PM (9Om/r)
*counts on fingers, divides by toes, sticks tongue out to help thinking*
...These many times!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (7K0oX)
Liz porked out a little. Miklos might need to become a mahout.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 11:55 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:56 PM (7K0oX)
Me and Charlie Bob will be over soon as soon as we're both out or make bail on the same day.
Posted by: Miklos, my word is my bond, 'cept for Judge McKillerson at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Don't you worry yourselves about the dogs on the front porch. Almost none of thems mean.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:57 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Damn that's "He's having an affair!" territory right there.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 11:59 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
My girls always thought it was hilarious to tuck the chicken's head under their wing, spin them around, and lay them down in a row on the ground. I think the chickens looked on neck wringing as a mercy killing after that.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 28, 2019 12:00 AM (MIUG6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
True story-on my word as a non-Biden
I worked at the Saenger Theater in New Orleans. Liz Taylor was there for a run of "The Little Foxes".
A friend had backstage duty, basically to keep everyone away from Miss Taylor's dressing room.
A 12 piece box of Popeye's was delivered for Miss Taylor.
"Put it on the floor." Door opens, foot retrieves the box of Fried chicken.
45 minutes or so later, door opens just enough to push it back out.
Nothing but bones.
Posted by: Miklos, yes indeed at December 28, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
¡Trabajar la luz!
A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker - chichen itza pizza, con chile verde at December 28, 2019 12:02 AM (IPzpx)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 11:59 PM (LOq4H)
....
snort
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2019 12:03 AM (u9usb)
Posted by: Ladyl
http://www.jokesabout.net/rednecks-redneck-home-security
Posted by: Miklos, I hear ya, ma'am at December 28, 2019 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Me and Charlie Bob will be over soon as soon as we're both out or make bail on the same day.
Posted by: Miklos, my word is my bond, 'cept for Judge McKillerson at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2019 12:07 AM (TdMsT)
My girls always thought it was hilarious to tuck the chicken's head under their wing, spin them around, and lay them down in a row on the ground. I think the chickens looked on neck wringing as a mercy killing after that.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 28, 2019 12:00 A
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2019 12:08 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:09 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Miklos, I hear ya, ma'am at December 28, 2019 12:06 AM (Qzk
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2019 12:10 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 28, 2019 12:11 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Miklos, I hear ya, ma'am at December 28, 2019 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
----
Anyone thinks that's a joke ain't from these parts.
*Looks sidelong at Miklos*
*Reaches for shotgun*
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 28, 2019 12:13 AM (MIUG6)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2019 12:13 AM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2019 12:15 AM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 28, 2019 12:16 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Miklos, using Redneck authentication SS4 protocol at December 28, 2019 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Yeah, I get it, it is all political.
But I can't even figure out a fig leaf of rationale for why they think he should be removed.
What has he DONE that is in any way improper for a President to do, that has not in fact been done by many other Presidents?
It frustrates me.
And you ask any sufferer of TDS for a reason, and they just spout
off a bunch of BS, but never state an actual fact. They act like it is
just common knowledge that Trump's "crimes" are numerous and well known
to all, and don't even need to be stated.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (PHotS)
You are searching for logic and reason where there is none. Go outside of it.
The Left is basically just a giant marketing campaign for evil. Everything they do is a psychological ploy to manipulate their followers, convert the uninformed, demoralize their enemy (us) - or all three.
Democrats lie for fun. That's pretty much all you need to know about any of it.
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2019 12:16 AM (R+4P1)
Posted by: ... at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (uEbPt)
--Thanks!
It's tough; I love writing dialogue [the bricks], but laying down the descriptions of the characters, the situations, and the actions [the mortar] is not as easy going, at least if I want it done well.
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:18 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Miklos, using Redneck authentication SS4 protocol at December 28, 2019 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
You...you are correct.
*Hangs head in shame*
It won't happen again.
*Offers moonshine jug as peace offering*
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 28, 2019 12:20 AM (MIUG6)
They'll set up a ruckus that'll summon the Geese.
Now, Geese can be aggressive and scary, but if you've a shotgun or machete, you're on the winning side of that equation.
Or so you thought.
Ever tried to walk across a concrete driveway covered in Goose Shit?
Yeah, good luck making it to the front porch there, Cletus!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2019 12:20 AM (QzJWU)
but laying down the descriptions of the characters, the situations, and
the actions [the mortar] is not as easy going, at least if I want it
done well.
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:18 AM (oZuI0)
I can't even imagine what it takes to do any of it. I'm sure it's satisfying once you put a bow on it and call it a day. I would think the hardest part would be what to leave out.
It's so easy to describe too much and that can only be seen after you leave it for a while and come back to it.
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2019 12:21 AM (R+4P1)
Posted by: ...
People who lie are scum. So says my wife... Morgan Fairchild.
Yeah, that's the ticket!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:21 AM (SfYbS)
the MSM was around when Christ was born?
https://tinyurl.com/yx3ogmcx
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)
--LMAO at the PP/King Herod item
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:22 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 28, 2019 12:22 AM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2019 12:23 AM (MTxDQ)
Clempson.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 12:23 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:09 AM (oZuI0)
I hope not.
I expect LSU to do well, since Oklahoma has like 4 starters out.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2019 12:24 AM (Z7lwY)
Dabo has surpassed even Danny Ford in redneck god status around here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
Well alright then.
Hey.
My grandaddy had a jug JUST LIKE THIS
Posted by: Miklos, and here we go at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
I quipped today that what with the success of the great society and labor and minimum wage laws we have made that equation much more equitable, but that now the government takes the difference.
Try that on your family neo-marxist and see if they go into abort/retry/fail mode.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (1glZx)
I expect LSU to do well, since Oklahoma has like 4 starters out.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2019 12:24 AM (Z7lwY)
--I was surprised to see Clemson was favoured (according to Bing), since so many peeps were down on their schedule.
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:27 AM (oZuI0)
He must not read here much.
Posted by: Weirddave
Might be using Advanced Accessibility Features.
Posted by: Miklos, as good a guess as any other at December 28, 2019 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mipklos at December 28, 2019 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)
UNLESS he keeps a can of paint and a brush in his car for those occasions when he must climb the water tower and redeem his sister's honour!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 28, 2019 12:29 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Kindltot
I like Stefan Molyneux's "waiter wandering around a forest trying to wait on people" argument to debunk the labor theory of value.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:30 AM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2019 12:30 AM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Miklos, and here we go at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
*Shifty eyes*
*Starts edging towards door*
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 28, 2019 12:30 AM (MIUG6)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 28, 2019 12:31 AM (I99aF)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (NMAzL)
--Alas, the Dabo vs. Jimbo tilt is no longer an annual thing.
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:31 AM (oZuI0)
429 Chickens are an essential part of any in-depth Home Security System.
They'll set up a ruckus that'll summon the Geese.
Now, Geese can be aggressive and scary, but if you've a shotgun or machete, you're on the winning side of that equation.
Or so you thought.
Ever tried to walk across a concrete driveway covered in Goose Shit?
Yeah, good luck making it to the front porch there, Cletus!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2019 12:20 AM (QzJWU)
Guinea fowl and turkey, maybe some peafowl for night duty. No one is getting close without some noise and maybe some blood.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 28, 2019 12:31 AM (Rz2Nc)
off a bunch of BS, but never state an actual fact.
Often they just parrot crap they've seen in the communist media because they think it makes them sound "smart". For example, "emoluments". Maybe one out of ten could even say what they think an emolument is, and that one likely thinks it's some kind of sexual lubricant.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2019 12:32 AM (+U6PJ)
A successful Clempson football coach has to have a certain redneck je ne sais quoi. Danny Ford had it, and Dabo's got in spades.
I'm trying to think of the words to describe it. Cocky. Swagger. Redneck swagger. Shit eating grin.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 12:32 AM (NMAzL)
You don't have to, but it does keep the claws from pinching you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Setting the world on fire, one match at a time. at December 28, 2019 12:33 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
Less'n they pays me not to-hee hee
Posted by: Ernest T. Miklos-Bass at December 28, 2019 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ghost of bob crane at December 28, 2019 12:35 AM (ZRnWI)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (1glZx)
It's an awesomely stated point. They don't care.
Today I was arguing with Lefty (extremely rare) because he was making fun of his "friend" who didn't like ObamaCare even though she has chronic illness. He said what's wrong with providing healthcare for everyone?
I told him it doesn't "provide Healthcare for everyone". It's a giant handout by one political party to the big insurance companies who wrote it. He said he didn't mind because "someone has to make out in the deal". I said "the people" are supposed to make out in the deal. Not big corporations. Didn't faze him.
Lefties don't care about one thing they profess to care about other than sexual deviance and taking away rights from Americans they disagree with.
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2019 12:35 AM (uEbPt)
The ancient Romans had geese to guard the temple on the Capitoline Hill.
Posted by: Miklosius, salve at December 28, 2019 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Hilarious but FAR too short.
Posted by: ghost of bob crane at December 28, 2019 12:35 AM (ZRnWI)
--Any Tucker episode with Steyn guest hosting is far too short.
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:37 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Miklosius, salve
Those geese were sacred to Jupiter, they were. Saved our asses in C dickity III. We had to say dickity then, because the barbarians had stolen our word for XX.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:41 AM (SfYbS)
Christmas eve with son and girlfriend. Christmas the two of us. I had to work the last two days. Hope you enjoyed your time off
Getting Christmas cheer from the neighbor right now Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 28, 2019 12:42 AM (/UQ/R)
I'm trying to think of the words to describe it. Cocky. Swagger. Redneck swagger. Shit eating grin.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 12:32 AM (NMAzL)
Foghorn. Leghorn.
Coaching, on the Sidelines.
And using his team to lift up the tail of the opposing coach, and paddle the hell out that ass before the other coach even awakened.
I swear, Bear Bryant had to have looked up upon That Rooster as the epitome of Redneckian Swagger, and molded himself accordingly.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2019 12:42 AM (QzJWU)
I like Stefan Molyneux's "waiter wandering
around a forest trying to wait on people" argument to debunk the labor
theory of value.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:30 AM (SfYbS)
Even Marx realized labor did not impart value to everything, he referred to productive labor only. Unfortunately, "productive" actually means "something that has use for someone" and you are right back to having to pretend that individual demand drives the concept of value, and both parties in a voluntary exchange seek profit or else they don't make it, and pretending that the concept of worth is a subjective and not an objective element.
I will admit that Marx truly understood and described interchanges under a coercive regime, and I claim that there is objective proof of this based on observation of the societies that have used his political and economic system to run their countries, and what was the ultimate result.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2019 12:42 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
I reckon Granny can fix you up with some of her XXX rheumatiz medicine, but I'd take it with a caution.
Posted by: Jedius Clampettus at December 28, 2019 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2019 12:46 AM (1glZx)
care about other than sexual deviance and taking away rights from
Americans they disagree with.
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2019 12:35 AM (uEbPt)
the whole thing is that someone is stealing from them. They are willing to break eggs to get an omlette, but point out that they have broken eggs and hardly a whiff of omlette yet, 'cept up at Bernie's table.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2019 12:49 AM (1glZx)
FUN FACT
I studied at Karl Marx University in the last years before the namee (and many other things) changed.
Oddly, after 40 years under a socialist/communist regime, nobody at KMU was actually teaching anything Marxist.
I mean, srsly?
Posted by: Miklos from MKKE at December 28, 2019 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)
around a forest trying to wait on people" argument to debunk the labor
theory of value.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:30 AM (SfYbS)
---
I have often offered to dig up somebody's lawn to disprove the labor theory of value.
Don't try to steal my labor by not paying me, running dog.
Posted by: Axeman at December 28, 2019 12:51 AM (Eicbe)
So I tied some garlic to my belt, which was the style at the time...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:51 AM (SfYbS)
So I tied some garlic to my belt, which was the style at the time...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
Plagiarism.
Not that I would know anything about that.
Posted by: Lunchpail Joe at December 28, 2019 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 28, 2019 12:54 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 28, 2019 12:57 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Lunchpail Joe at December 28, 2019 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Trireme, bireme, it's a reme job anyway you look at it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2019 12:57 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 28, 2019 12:58 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no
Well.
Unemployment was prohibited and did not exist in the Hungarian Peoples' Republic. If you didn't have a job, you were assigned one. You got some minimal money, and maybe a place in a workers' hostel. Of course, such people were not expected to do anything productive. They spent their days smoking Kossuth cigarettes out by the loading dock, and nobody cared if they were drunk.
Posted by: Miklos, with unfond recollections at December 28, 2019 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZdZKolMIl0
no reason, just because.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2019 01:00 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Miklos, with unfond recollections at December 28, 2019 12:59 AM
Good work if one can get it?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 28, 2019 01:01 AM (7WaWV)
Still more productive than I was today.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Setting the world on fire, one match at a time. at December 28, 2019 01:02 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Miklos, no worries at December 28, 2019 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Anyway, given that Ilhan Omar is not from West Virginia, isn't it time all those incest jokes were switched over to Minnesota? I suspect WV is not getting a fair shake.
Also .. no, damn, I forget what I was going to say.
Posted by: Persnickety at December 28, 2019 01:03 AM (0ORd4)
Posted by: klaftern at December 28, 2019 01:04 AM (RuIsu)
Pedo priest gets just deserts:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7830283
A 19 yr old killed a pedo priest who had abused him (and his father years earlier!) by ramming a crucifix down the priest's throat. The priest was 91.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 28, 2019 01:01 AM (7WaWV)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Y7tz_NS0oug
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2019 01:06 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: klaftern
We shall give it one more try.
The Great North American Dignity Canal will be on time and under budget.
Posted by: Miklos, getting his PMP just for this at December 28, 2019 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZdZKolMIl0
no reason, just because.
--
Never heard that before, but it sounded familiar instantly so i googled it and there it was, theme song for hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
Posted by: ghb7 at December 28, 2019 01:08 AM (B6JeB)
Thank you for your earlier suggestions a couple of weeks ago. I followed some.
On Christmas Day, among other things, I replaced the wiring harness all by my lonesome, and without removing the front bumper.
I was and remain proud of myself.
Posted by: Miklos, headlights are good (hehe) at December 28, 2019 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
I was and remain proud of myself.
Posted by: Miklos, headlights are good (hehe) at December 28, 2019 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Well done!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2019 01:12 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Miklos, getting his PMP just for this
An army of Zeks stands ready to do their duty for the Motherland.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 01:12 AM (SfYbS)
can i get some FPF over here people??!?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:28 AM (D75ha)
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 01:28 AM (oZuI0)
(and his father years earlier!) by ramming a crucifix down the priest's
throat. The priest was 91.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)
---
i lurve a story with a happy ending.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:31 AM (D75ha)
Okay, I promised an update on my arm situation, so here goes. Saw my doctor and she did immediate X-rays. Turns out it looks like I have a pinched nerve in my neck.
She gave me a referral to physical therapy and a neurologist, but in the meantime, she thinks the damage is reversible. Still, she definitely wants me to kick it up several notches on the diet and exercise, which I plan to do. I already got me a big bag of spicy beef jerky for snacks. :-)
So, looks like I'm gonna live. Yay!
Posted by: qdpsteve
-------
I was in misery for nearly two months and the doc tried everything as well as physical therapy without any success.
Then I finally convinced them to allow me some chiropractic visits and I've been to four so far and I feel like a new man. I've got 8 more visits left on the original authorization and the chiropractor swears he will have me dancing by then.
You should check into it.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 28, 2019 01:34 AM (+ldAm)
i'm blessed in that the office i go to is owned by a vet who decided he liked me and Herself, and considers us friends.
i get my care on the left, and herself pays though insurance.
adjustments, cold laser therapy, joint tapings, etc...
you name it, i get it. he and his peeps are absolute lifesavers, allowing my broken body to still "function", after a fashion...
i'd be F'ed w/o them.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:40 AM (D75ha)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 01:41 AM (L2ZTs)
can i get some FPF over here people??!?
Posted by: redc1c4
the foo gas knob is on your left
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2019 01:41 AM (B7KlG)
The entire film is presented as one long unbroken shot, although I'm not sure it was actually filmed that way.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 01:42 AM (L2ZTs)
Pedo priest gets just deserts:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7830283
A 19 yr old killed a pedo priest who had abused him (and his father years earlier!) by ramming a crucifix down the priest's throat. The priest was 91.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)
Not entirely sure anybody's gonna find peace after that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2019 01:52 AM (vVOK2)
the foo gas knob is on your left
Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2019 01:41 AM (B7KlG)
---oh shit.... *that* left.
scrambles wildly, throws switches, hears/feels a series of satisfying BOOMs and strangled screaming....
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:53 AM (D75ha)
The entire film is presented as one long unbroken shot, although I'm not sure it was actually filmed that way.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 01:42 AM (L2ZTs)
Probably not. But doing it so that they can edit it to look like it is, is also pretty impressive.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2019 01:54 AM (Z7lwY)
it smells like... victory.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:56 AM (D75ha)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 01:56 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 02:03 AM (L2ZTs)
I have such a stereo, a Pioneer, on hand, salvaged from a '95 Chevy pickup I scrapped out. Looking up radio pinouts, I think this might just plug right in with the adaptor harness already on the stereo.
That would be nice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2019 02:05 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2019 02:06 AM (/sgva)
can i get some FPF over here people??!?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:28 AM
Dude. Why work so hard? Just call in danger close onto your position, and let the fast movers, Sandy, gunships, and arty deal with the situation, while you kick back?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 28, 2019 02:15 AM (DMUuz)
and find out how, and how much, to get a Sirius/XM receiver in it, because LA radio sucks, and solo CDs aren't going to cut it in LA traffic.
Little Steven's Underground Garage FTW, even with his Leftard politics.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 02:19 AM (D75ha)
onto your position, and let the fast movers, Sandy, gunships, and arty
deal with the situation, while you kick back?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 28, 2019 02:15 AM (DMUuz)
---
and miss all the fun?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 02:20 AM (D75ha)
I have such a stereo, a Pioneer, on hand, salvaged from a '95 Chevy pickup I scrapped out. Looking up radio pinouts, I think this might just plug right in with the adaptor harness already on the stereo.
That would be nice.
Heh. Wiring car radios is something I know cold. You mean there might be something automotive that I'm better than you at? I sincerely doubt it.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 28, 2019 02:21 AM (k5ANL)
Posted by: Mr. Thompson at December 28, 2019 02:25 AM (v+3QR)
Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 02:35 AM (7juvc)
the tunes made it tolerable, and there is nothing in the world like blaring "Sleep that Burns" by Be Bop Deluxe as the sun comes up over Planet Irwin for another fun filled day in paradise.
those were the days.
and they paid me to perform them. /winning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pINPYGLSLIw
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 02:36 AM (D75ha)
re movies that look like one continous shot:
Check out Quarantine, based on Spanish film REC.
They actually pull it off pretty well, including breaks for camera battery changes.
Posted by: Gooshy at December 28, 2019 02:45 AM (UWzLT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 28, 2019 02:49 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2019 03:13 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 03:36 AM (SfYbS)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 03:54 AM (D75ha)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 28, 2019 04:04 AM (4X5xS)
Posted by: JT at December 28, 2019 04:09 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 04:30 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 04:40 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 28, 2019 05:02 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 05:04 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:11 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 28, 2019 05:14 AM (Z/jzm)
"Moose" (Minecraft parody of "Panda" by Desiigner)
https://youtu.be/FcdyhPP1zv8
It ends around 3:40. Do yourself a big favor and stop there as the gabble gut who then comes on is an annoying babbling idiot.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2019 05:15 AM (pNxlR)
There were two sweet potato pies brought for Christmas Day dinner. It appears that I will be regular for the next week as the missus wants nothing to do with them. Lucky me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2019 05:17 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2019 05:25 AM (mDlMB)
525 Basically done as a substitute for pumpkin Krebs?
Posted by: Skip
Basically done as "that's all that was left in the store" by her.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2019 05:26 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JT at December 28, 2019 05:26 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:27 AM (7juvc)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vqsvo2w
Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:29 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 05:30 AM (ZCEU2)
Who's watching this in [ insert a recent year here ]?
-- what passes as YouTube commentary small talk.
(Me, I'm there for documentary videos, not the commentary.)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2019 05:33 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:34 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:35 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:37 AM (7juvc)
Here's something I am trying to remember how it was done, but I might have the initial conditions or rules for making moves wrong. It was part of a team building exercise during a training course that I took IIRC.
You have, say, seven people standing in a line on which there are eight places to stand:
A B C D _ E F G, where the underscore is the open space.
Only two people can change places at a time (or one person and the open space).
How do people move from the initial position shown above to this final position:
G F E _ D C B A
(There may have been more than one open space.)
Is this familiar at all to any of you? Thanks!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2019 05:44 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2019 05:51 AM (tT0V4)
Even saw Sven show up over there in the comments.
I do miss seeing him here.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2019 05:53 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: fluffy at December 28, 2019 05:55 AM (dCRRg)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2019 05:55 AM (tT0V4)
Eromero, Clemson fan
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2019 05:56 AM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 06:00 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2019 06:04 AM (tT0V4)
Processing 0.11, elapsed 0.0997 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.024 seconds, 552 records returned.
Page size 266 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)