Garbage In, Garbage ONT

Still off schedule from Christmas, so this is going to be a throw-everything-in-the-hopper-and-see-what-comes-out kinda ONT. Had a weird day at work, the cleaning lady at my office asked me if I wanted to smoke a joint with her. I had to decline, I don't like dealing with high maintenance women.

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Holiday Leftovers

These are all things I didn't get to post before Christmas. Like gift ideas:

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And holiday mix-ups:

And a Fido Friday clip:

Foreign traditions that sound pretty cool:

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And Christmas cards from West Virginia:

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And I think that's about it for Christmas stuff until next year.

Cartoon Shorts

Anyone remember these from when you were a kid?

These were staples of weekday afternoon TV viewing in the 70s. WBFF, UHF chanel 45, whould show the Captain Chesapeake (Ahoy crew members!) program for after school viewing. The program was the usual mix of 60s and 70s sitcoms (I Dream Of Jeanie, Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes, Brady Bunch, etc..) and cartoons, like the two above. I love the spot on mid-60s aesthetic of the cartoons, if mid-century modern was a cartoon, those are the cartoons it would be.

As long as I'm on the subject, I'll confess to an unpopular opinion. Maybe because of repeated viewings on Cap't C, I like the Gene Deitch run of Tom & Jerry. He directed a dozen or so in 1961, and a ton of people pan them as awful, but I like 'em. That had a zeitgeist all their own, unlike the rest of T&J. (These were shows like High Steaks, Calypso Cat, Dicky Moe, It's Greek To Me-Ow...yeah, those ones.) Now get off my lawn.


Actual Links?

Yes, I have a few.

Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring

It's Uh, quite a tattoo. Yes indeed, it is. Quite a tattoo.

China’s $13 Trillion Problem Is Becoming Everyone’s

This could make for a fun year.

2 Truths About Kwanzaa No One Will Admit

Is it Kwanzaa? I'm sorry, I really don't pay attention to imaginary holidays made up by black nationalists communist college professors.


Nightmare Fuel

For those of y'all who didn't enjoy the Mr. Bean/perfume commercial mashup.


Last Friday's “Stop Respect Rape Women” Gal Has A Friend

Query: Where do little sexists come from?

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Good pick-up line for this girl? “Hey baby, how'd you like to make me a sammich?”

Unclear On The Concept. Any Concept

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This ONT Is Already A Lost Cause, Why Not?

Sound On. The second one always makes me laugh.

Enough. Time to put this ONT out of its misery. Tonight's ONT brought to you by sports logos:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:58 PM




Comments

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1 Yesh!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 09:59 PM (BiNEL)

2 Close

Posted by: Panhandler at December 27, 2019 09:59 PM (S/rwf)

3 First!!!

Posted by: Deranged DM at December 27, 2019 09:59 PM (Q3xyR)

4 Semi Yesshh

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (LOq4H)

5 I hate sexists, lady!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (XVuno)

6 Glad that Stelter thread is done.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (377Zs)

7 Drat. Now to look at the content.

Posted by: Deranged DM at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (Q3xyR)

8 Meow. Top 10

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (w2TA9)

9 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (Y4EXg)

10 Off to content land! BRB

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (LOq4H)

11 Hey everybody.

The 'screw sexists' lady looks like Nancy Sinatra undercover ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

12 Those Welsh guys had some pretty screwed up Christmas traditions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:01 PM (XVuno)

13 Got an update on my health situation, everyone.

Will share it at around 200 comments. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

14 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 27, 2019 10:01 PM (7WaWV)

15 Dang it......top 20?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 27, 2019 10:01 PM (/UQ/R)

16 Wheee!!! ONT!!!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at December 27, 2019 10:01 PM (SchxB)

17 Hiya

Last week-end of the year coming up. Make the most of it.

Posted by: ALH at December 27, 2019 10:02 PM (EpeCy)

18 you're about to witness a colossal misunderstanding

This. Is hilarious.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:02 PM (8ruUE)

19 Last week-end of the year coming up. Make the most of it.
Posted by: ALH at December 27, 2019 10:02 PM (EpeCy)

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*fires up the chocolate fountain*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:03 PM (XVuno)

20 Garbage good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2019 10:03 PM (xSo9G)

21 I for one love the cheap Vegas strip all-you-can-eat buffet style of WeirdDave's ONTs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

22

The girl with the Screw Sexists sign looks like Stella Stevens

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM (+k5vA)

23 I can't even...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

24 Chicago Bulls upside-down is better.

Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (UUkQp)

25 I for one love the cheap Vegas strip all-you-can-eat buffet style of WeirdDave's ONTs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

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It's the lack of a sneeze guard that really puts it over the top!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (Y4EXg)

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (uEbPt)

27 23 I can't even...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

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Bob Dole can help you out with that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (XVuno)

28 Garbage in, garbage ONT?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (0TbLI)

29 If you put the Coca-Cola logo upside down, it spells... aloc-acoc.

Think about it!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)

30 The Bulls will never be the same.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 27, 2019 10:05 PM (DMUuz)

31 I saw Robot Crab Sex open for.... fuck it, how did this shit just autopost with a sock on? Glad it didn't accidentally post my bank password.

Posted by: ... at December 27, 2019 10:06 PM (uEbPt)

32 The Welsh and their traditions. Sheesh.

Say, where's that onion I hang from my belt?

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at December 27, 2019 10:06 PM (VNfwt)

33 I thought the Sexist Lady resembled Brigitte Bardot.

Posted by: ALH at December 27, 2019 10:07 PM (EpeCy)

34 28 *Yoink*

Posted by: Weirddave at December 27, 2019 10:07 PM (k5ANL)

35 Anyway good luck figuring out my username if it did.

Posted by: ... at December 27, 2019 10:07 PM (uEbPt)

36 WD, well done! God, minecraft, I scared the cat.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:07 PM (LOq4H)

37 Glenn at Insta just posted a link here.

This outta be good.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)

38 I am in physical pain (as well as emotional pain) from watching the singing chicken video and laughing so hard!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:08 PM (BiNEL)

39 Good Evening y'all

Posted by: wing at December 27, 2019 10:08 PM (JFzNN)

40 Moar deep fakes: Full Metal Star Wars
https://youtu.be/ajXBF5UOM4g

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:08 PM (SfYbS)

41 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

42 Ladyl!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:09 PM (Y4EXg)

43 I for one love the cheap Vegas strip all-you-can-eat buffet style of WeirdDave's ONTs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM


* shakes head sadly *

You're not going to be wearing pants for The Book Thread in 2020, are you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 27, 2019 10:09 PM (DMUuz)

44 39 Good Evening y'all
Posted by: wing at December 27, 2019 10:08 PM (JFzNN)

Eh. It's mediocre at best.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

45 Signs signs everywhere a sign
Blockin out the scenery
Breakin my mind

Posted by: 5 Man Electrical Band at December 27, 2019 10:09 PM (XVuno)

46 About half done putting the Christmas decorations away.
The house is beginning to be less cluttered, which feels good.

Posted by: ALH at December 27, 2019 10:10 PM (EpeCy)

47 There is a chicken squeeze toy video with classical music that is played so straight it is hilarious, but I have no idea how to find it again.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:10 PM (BiNEL)

48 Tonypete.......saw that!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 27, 2019 10:10 PM (/UQ/R)

49 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:11 PM (BiNEL)

50 Signs signs everywhere a sign

Blockin out the scenery

Breakin my mind



Posted by: 5 Man Electrical Band



Always wanted them to ignore that "Death on Contact" sign.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:11 PM (LOq4H)

51 The girl with the Screw Sexists sign looks like Stella Stevens
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 10:04 PM (+k5vA)

Is this where we mention the warning about crazy chicks and no in putting of dicks?

Posted by: tbodie at December 27, 2019 10:11 PM (f4vam)

52 does anyone observe Kwanza anymore?

Posted by: avi at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (kSq2k)

53 Hey Ladyl!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

54 For the record, I think Main Kampf is a great gift idea. I just wish mine was signed!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (WdocV)

55 Crab-robot sex? That's gonna go sideways.

Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (Tnijr)

56 The girl with the Screw Sexists sign looks like Stella Stevens
Posted by: TheQuietMan

I thought the same thing immediately.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (VNfwt)

57 Signs signs everywhere a sign
Blockin out the scenery
Breakin my mind
Posted by: 5 Man Electrical Band


Sounds good, mind if we borrow that?

Posted by: Tesla at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (SchxB)

58 Daaaa Bulls.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (377Zs)

59 I have often wondered how the French can understand each other when they don't pronounce half the letters in each word. Apparently they can't.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (2lndx)

60
Is this where we mention the warning about crazy chicks and no in putting of dicks?
___

OVERRULED!

Posted by: Some Moron thinking with the little head at December 27, 2019 10:13 PM (WdocV)

61 Posted by: tbodie at December 27, 2019 10:11 PM (f4vam)

What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: H Bribem at December 27, 2019 10:13 PM (BiNEL)

62 53 Hey Ladyl!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)


Insom!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

63
Ladyl!!

Posted by: Tonypete


Ladlyl is here? Then who the hell was it that just went to bed?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:14 PM (LOq4H)

64 Hrothgar!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

65 You're not going to be wearing pants for The Book Thread in 2020, are you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 27, 2019 10:09 PM (DMUuz)
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I prefer the untrammeled freedom of the Ace After Dark animal print romper.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

66 Maddow claims in OAN lawsuit that statements she makes on her show should not be considered facts.

Posted by: SMOD at December 27, 2019 10:14 PM (X5CsJ)

67 I have often wondered how the French can understand each other when they don't pronounce half the letters in each word. Apparently they can't.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 27, 2019 10:12 PM (2lndx)


Since the Frogs don't care what anyone else has to say, it all works out in the end!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:15 PM (BiNEL)

68 That was Jane.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at December 27, 2019 10:15 PM (377Zs)

69 TonyPete!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

70 Maddow claims in OAN lawsuit that statements she makes on her show should not be considered facts.
***

Trump should get video of that and just post is once a day to ever FNM twitter feed.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 10:16 PM (WdocV)

71 Isn't the chick with the sign Stella Stevens?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 10:16 PM (oVJmc)

72 Who is with me? I want to arrange a debate between Scott Adams and Paul Krugman. Oxford rules, subject tbd.


Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (0TbLI)

73
That was Jane.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot.


Thanks!"mumble, mumble, all look alike."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (LOq4H)

74 Maddow claims in OAN lawsuit that statements she makes on her show should not be considered facts.

Sort of the news equivalent of professional wrestling?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - I forgot my tag line. at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (SchxB)

75 Ha! "No no, Grand-pere, MineCraft, not Mein Kampf!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

76 The Bear that Wasn't

Something very 'subversive', if I may, about that. It strikes a nerve in 2019 with all of our gaslighting going on.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:18 PM (oTMWb)

77 "Whirrrr...click"

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at December 27, 2019 10:18 PM (377Zs)

78 "I don't like dealing with high maintenance women."


LOL!

Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2019 10:18 PM (vRPav)

79 Sort of the news equivalent of professional wrestling?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - I forgot my tag line. at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (SchxB)
But without the integrity.

Posted by: Peaches at December 27, 2019 10:19 PM (14URa)

80 Thanks!"mumble, mumble, all look alike."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (LOq4H


I'm happy to look like Jane D'Oh.

She's a VERY classy lady.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

81 Ha! "No no, Grand-pere, MineCraft, not Mein Kampf!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

Isn't MineCraft the art of making explosive booby traps?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:20 PM (/sgva)

82 But without the integrity.

Posted by: Peaches at December 27, 2019 10:19 PM (14URa)


I was just in the process of typing that....

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

83 GO AIR FORCE!!

:-)

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:20 PM (u8l4t)

84 Yep, that's Stella Stevens in "Stand Up and Be Counted":

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069307/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_111

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 27, 2019 10:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

85 It think that robot doing the crab is Vincent from the movie "The Black Hole".

No phrasing intended.

Posted by: Tinker at December 27, 2019 10:21 PM (SvDZu)

86 I remember watching "The Dot and The Line" as a kid. Chuck Jones and the gang were wizards of animation. I grew up on the Warner golden age classics (perhaps that explains my warped outlook on life). Also Rocky and Bullwinkle, Johnny Quest, etc.

The crap animation my grandkids watch today can't hold a candle to that classic stuff.

Posted by: The Neon Madman at December 27, 2019 10:22 PM (KSXRc)

87 The crap animation my grandkids watch today can't hold a candle to that classic stuff.
Posted by: The Neon Madman

Modern children's animation is crap, but it's a golden age for animation targeted to adults. Carl of Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the most iconic characters of television.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:24 PM (SfYbS)

88 The crap animation my grandkids watch today can't hold a candle to that classic stuff.
Posted by: The Neon Madman at December 27, 2019 10:22 PM (KSXRc)

Hanna Barbera were responsible for the decline in quality of animation. They made shitty animation seem "respectable".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:24 PM (/sgva)

89 GO AIR FORCE!!



:-)

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit


Oh dear, I was just going to post how my Cougs, who are ranked somewhere below a AAA High school team against the run, will do against the 3RD FREAKING RANKED RUNNING TEAM!! Where's my booze? Gonna be a long night...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:25 PM (LOq4H)

90 The crap animation my grandkids watch today can't hold a candle to that classic stuff.

My 7 year old grandkids go to cartoon is Johnny Quest, the original.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 27, 2019 10:25 PM (Mki/r)

91 About half done putting the Christmas decorations away.
The house is beginning to be less cluttered, which feels good.
Posted by: ALH at December 27, 2019 10:10 PM (EpeCy)


I turn off the light on Jan 6.

Putting them away takes longer ...

Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:25 PM (LPnfS)

92

...seems i walked into an absinthe bar...

Posted by: krusty at December 27, 2019 10:27 PM (bU0Vj)

93 Hanna Barbera were responsible for the decline in quality of animation. They made shitty animation seem "respectable".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Actually they kept animation alive longer than it had any right to. Costs were getting just brutal...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:27 PM (LOq4H)

94 I turn off the light on Jan 6.

Putting them away takes longer ...
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:25 PM (LPnfS)

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According to Norwegian tradition, the Christmas decorations must never see the new year, or you're in for a year of woe and lutefisk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (XVuno)

95 Thanks for working this holiday week WD.

You been saving some of this stuff for a while? Some of it even odder than your usual. I enjoy all of the offerings at AoS tho.

If you haven't already folks, hit the tip jar this Holiday season.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (RfzVr)

96 The ONT is linked over at instapundit.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (KbCvz)

97 I hope everyone of the Horde is doing well...actually, I hope you're staving in the skulls of your enemies, but that's just me.

Love each and every one of you, and no I expect February is it. But it was a good ride, wasn't it?

You are the most wonderful folks alive today. Hooray!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (l9m7l)

98 60
Is this where we mention the warning about crazy chicks and no in putting of dicks?
___

OVERRULED!
Posted by: Some Moron thinking with the little head at December 27, 2019 10:13 PM (WdocV)

Yes, I'm sorry but this flies in the face of the latest Moron theory that what Wine Moms really need, are to be rogered with authority, until they come back to reality.

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (NgKpN)

99 My 7 year old grandkids go to cartoon is Johnny Quest, the original.
Posted by: Beartooth

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As a Moron in good standing, you are required to expose him to Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law at Jonny Quest's custody hearing.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (Y4EXg)

100 96 The ONT is linked over at instapundit.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (KbCvz)

Dammit, where were those pants?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:30 PM (ycWCI)

101 97 I hope everyone of the Horde is doing well...actually, I hope you're staving in the skulls of your enemies, but that's just me.

Love each and every one of you, and no I expect February is it. But it was a good ride, wasn't it?

You are the most wonderful folks alive today. Hooray!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (l9m7l)

Jesus said turn the other cheek.

He didn't say you have to KEEP DOING IT!

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:30 PM (NgKpN)

102 If I eat one more Christmas cookie or one more salty snack, that'll be the end of me! I've not shit in four days... Maybe tomorrow...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (7WaWV)

103 I turn off the light on Jan 6.

Putting them away takes longer ...
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic

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I'll leave my up until the 6th also - the Epiphany.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (Y4EXg)

104 or you're in for a year of woe and lutefisk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (XVuno)

Aka, Year of Brian Stelter Body Odor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (ycWCI)

105 96 The ONT is linked over at instapundit.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (KbCvz)

Shit, does that mean we have to put pants on, like when Mom comes to the house?

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (NgKpN)

106 Mae'ch cwrw i gyd yn perthyn i ni!

Posted by: Miklos, with borrowed horse skull festive headdress at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

107 96 The ONT is linked over at instapundit.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed



Oh shit!! Clean up the place. Dammit....

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (u8l4t)

108 According to Norwegian tradition, the Christmas decorations must never see the new year, or you're in for a year of woe and lutefisk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:28 PM (XVuno)


Easy Peasy. Sunglasses.

Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (LPnfS)

109
Love each and every one of you, and no I expect February is it. But it was a good ride, wasn't it?

You are the most wonderful folks alive today. Hooray!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (l9m7l)


What do you mean?

We've all asked you to stick around, and we mean it.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

110 Bulls logo...haha.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (uIRyH)

111 99 My 7 year old grandkids go to cartoon is Johnny Quest, the original.
Posted by: Beartooth

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As a Moron in good standing, you are required to expose him to Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law at Jonny Quest's custody hearing.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (Y4EXg)

Question, was Hadji an H1B?

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (NgKpN)

112 Actually they kept animation alive longer than it had any right to. Costs were getting just brutal...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:27 PM (LOq4H)

But they took a lot of shortcuts, and it showed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (/sgva)

113 52; bunch of dipshits celebrated in green bay, wi today. just saw it on the tv.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (KP5rU)

114 Hanna Barbera were responsible for the decline in quality of animation. They made shitty animation seem "respectable".

You misspelled "profitable."

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (qc+VF)

115 LMAO at the Bulls logo

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (oZuI0)

116 Speaking of holiday leftovers and refuse....

anyone else heard of a stomach bug that makes you feel all bloated and sore around the middle (below the ribs but above the belly button), kind of nauseous, and not want to eat anything, but it doesn't make you actually throw up? Because that's what I've had since yesterday afternoon. I thought it was just my acid reflux flaring up at first from all the weird holiday food, but it bothered me enough around lunchtime today that I took off work early and went to the urgent care clinic. The nurse practitioner said she'd seen at least two other patients with the same issue this week so it was probably a GI bug that's going around. She wrote me a script to help with the nausea and it seems to have worked, I'm feeling much better now, but has anyone else had this issue?

Posted by: Secret Square at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (9WuX0)

117 To the horse skeleton:
This is Mr. Remington.


He can pulse and roar.


If you know what's good.


You'll leave my door.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (7K0oX)

118 I'll leave my up until the 6th also - the Epiphany.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (Y4EXg)

Twelfth Night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (BiNEL)

119 It's bad luck to keep decorations up past Twelfth Night.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (SfYbS)

120 The ONT is linked over at instapundit.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed


Oh shit!! Clean up the place. Dammit....
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (u8l4t)

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Be sure to say nice things about the Welsh!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (XVuno)

121 113: who? the Packers?

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (u8l4t)

122 He didn't say you have to KEEP DOING IT!

Posted by: Don Q


Heh, A bible translated by the horde, "The King Ace Version." Would, um, be interesting.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (LOq4H)

123 The second one always makes me laugh.

Me, too. Even knowing it was coming, we lol'd uncontrollably, even on running it a second time. The sound is just so exquisitely mournful and hilarious.

So we were primed to lol uncontrollably more for the Bulls logo - now what has been seen can never be unseen!!

high maintenance women... heh.

rap battling a horse skeleton.

hot-legs screw-sexists gal

what's an orgasm? (same as in town?)

yeah, this was a good'n.

Well, I didn't watch but half the Nightmare Fuel - not familiar with either element of the mashup. Also, I really didn't watch the MGM cartoons (but I am intrigued to learn there's a directorial difference among Tom & Jerry cartoons - since I always found them awful).

But, de gustibus etc, and dog gifts made up for all that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ring ting tinglin' tooo at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (IPzpx)

124 Posted by: Secret Square at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (9WuX0)

Yup, there is something going around.

Had it last week, lasted a couple of days.

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:35 PM (NgKpN)

125 Man accusing Governor of sexual abuse speaks out
https://t.co/mhxQw6mw25

The longtime Democratic political operative accusing Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham of sexual assault, is shedding some light on what he says happened.

James Hallinan says the Governor seemed to think it was funny when he says she grabbed his crotch. The Governor's Office says those claims are bizarre and slanderous.

"It really f* me up," says Hallinan.

Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham has already denied any wrongdoing. Now, Hallinan is telling his side of the story after posting vague tweets on Christmas Day about what he says happened during his time working for the then gubernatorial candidate.

"She took a water bottle and dumped it on my crotch and then slapped and grabbed me in front of everybody," he claims.

Hallinan is a former employee of the Governor's campaign and Attorney General Hector Balderas. He claims this assault happened at Representative Deborah Armstrong's home in the summer of 2018.

Hallinan waited more than a year to come forward and claims there was a reason for that. "Her campaign manager convinced me not to report it to law enforcement, convinced me not to quit the campaign, because I tried," he says.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 27, 2019 10:35 PM (FBrfY)

126 It's bad luck to keep decorations up past Twelfth Night.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (SfYbS)

Unless the crows aren't finished with them yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:35 PM (/sgva)

127 Yeah, Hanna-Barbera turned out shite, but in their defense Disney would spend three years and millions of dollars to make a two hour movie, while H-B had to crank out something like four hours of product *per week*, on a budget of roughly $4.95.

H-B was capable of doing fine work when they had the time and the budget. Check out the early seasons of Jonny Quest (avoid the ultra-PC revival at all costs).

Posted by: Rodigo Borgia at December 27, 2019 10:35 PM (+U6PJ)

128 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:29 PM (l9m7l)
What do you mean?
We've all asked you to stick around, and we mean it.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)


BeckChas, Ladyl speaks the truth.
Pay attention dammit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (BiNEL)

129 Heh, A bible translated by the horde, "The King Ace Version." Would, um, be interesting.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (LOq4H)

Whole lot more 'fucks' than the original.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (ycWCI)

130 72 Who is with me? I want to arrange a debate between Scott Adams and Paul Krugman. Oxford rules, subject tbd.


Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2019 10:17 PM (0TbLI)



Eddie Gallagher vs Krugman, Seal rules

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

131 Lujan is an odd middle name. Dems are weird fucks in a lot of ways.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (uIRyH)

132 Mae'ch cwrw i gyd yn perthyn i ni!
Posted by: Miklos, with borrowed horse skull festive headdress at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)


You can't come ins,
You'll step on pins,
I dropped them while I was counting my sins ...

Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (LPnfS)

133 129 Heh, A bible translated by the horde, "The King Ace Version." Would, um, be interesting.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (LOq4H)

Whole lot more 'fucks' than the original.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (ycWCI)

In the Old Testament, Fuck was part of begat.

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (NgKpN)

134 The longtime Democratic political operative accusing Governor Michelle
Lujan Grisham of sexual assault, is shedding some light on what he says
happened.

___

If you don't mind governor, I could take care of this for you...

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (WdocV)

135 121; wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

136 Garbage in, garbage ONT?
Posted by: Kindltot

Our original data is no longer available.

Hide the decline!

Posted by: University of east Anglia ONT Research Unit at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

137 Question, was Hadji an H1B?

Hadji was adopted by Dr. Quest in I think the pilot episode.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (Mki/r)

138 129 Heh, A bible translated by the horde, "The King Ace Version." Would, um, be interesting.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (LOq4H)

Whole lot more 'fucks' than the original.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:36 PM (ycWCI)

No shit

Posted by: The Apostle Paul fka Saul of Tarsus at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

139 I cannot unsee that Chicago Bulls logo now

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (PHotS)

140 How much does a political aide make? I'd let Michelle Lujan Grisham grab my crotch if the money's right.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (SfYbS)

141 Oh shit!! Clean up the place. Dammit....
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:32 PM (u8l4t)



I am NOT cleaning the barrel.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

142 I have Linux Mint loaded onto a flash drive. Tried to install it on my old desktop and nothing. Just a black screen. My workstation is a hand me down from my late BiL, who was a mentally ill alcoholic. He did things that did not make sense so trying to troubleshoot his workstation is a headache. I might just replace the current hard drive with a new one and then install Linux Mint. Not tonight though.

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (u8l4t)

143 Woo hoo!

Today I passed 50,000 word (according to MS Word, which seems to inflate the count when ellipses are used) on my novel. I noted when I was shy of 50K and pushed myself to that figure not with new paragraphs so much as sexing up existing ones.

But I still have soooooooo far to go.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (oZuI0)

144 In the Old Testament, Fuck was part of begat.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (NgKpN)

Also, and the Lord God said unto Lot: 'Sodom? Gomorrah? Fucks those guys. If'n you don't want to be fucked too, don't go fucking looking back!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (ycWCI)

145 To the horse skeleton:
This is Mr. Remington.
He can pulse and roar.
If you know what's good.
You'll leave my door.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 10:33 PM (7K0oX)


Or I'll have a decision to make

9mm or 44

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:39 PM (BiNEL)

146 Putting them away takes longer ...
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:25 PM (LPnfS)
---

Putting them...away??

What do you mean, put them away? You must not be from the South.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:39 PM (MIUG6)

147 Be sure to say nice things about the Welsh!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (XVuno)


Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 10:39 PM (7K0oX)

148 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:39 PM (BiNEL)

One of each

Posted by: The Apostle Paul fka Saul of Tarsus at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)

149 144 In the Old Testament, Fuck was part of begat.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:37 PM (NgKpN)

Also, and the Lord God said unto Lot: 'Sodom? Gomorrah? Fucks those guys. If'n you don't want to be fucked too, don't go fucking looking back!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (ycWCI)

And Jesus said the Apostles, sell your cloak, buy an AR15 with Grenade Launcher.

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)

150 I might just replace the current hard drive with a new one and then install Linux Mint. Not tonight though.

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (u8l4t)


That leads to a really clean install process, and a new faster drive without potential problems!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (BiNEL)

151 anyone else heard of a stomach bug that makes you feel all bloated and sore around the middle (below the ribs but above the belly button), kind of nauseous, and not want to eat anything, but it doesn't make you actually throw up?

this is exactly how I react to any stomach bug! the rest of my family is barfing and I'm ...not. but I'm ill and bloated and can't eat.

it sucks but I like it better than barfing!

I think it's a "mild" reaction to a gastro bug- probably b/c you are partially immune (have been exposed to the virus before)

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (Rarvo)

152 I'm not sure Haji was ever formally adopted in the original series. They just more or less picked him up off the street.


Nowadays two single men grabbing a kid from a Third World country would Raise Questions, but that was a more innocent time.

Posted by: Rodigo Borgia at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (+U6PJ)

153 143 Woo hoo!

Today I passed 50,000 word (according to MS Word, which seems to inflate the count when ellipses are used) on my novel. I noted when I was shy of 50K and pushed myself to that figure not with new paragraphs so much as sexing up existing ones.

But I still have soooooooo far to go.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (oZuI0)


Congratulations, Logprof!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

154 And Jesus said the Apostles, sell your cloak, buy an AR15 with Grenade Launcher.

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)


Yea verily, and be sure to get the thing that goes up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (BiNEL)

155 Or I'll have a decision to make

9mm or 44
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:39 PM (BiNEL)

Come and knock on my door,
I've been waiting for you.
When the bullets are yours and his and hers,
Go the fuck away.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (ycWCI)

156 Sorry to worry folks. Not sure how to explain the rest. But seriously, please, do not expend worries about me! Good lord, there are so many others who are far more deserving, more supportive.

Yes, I have problems that are problems. But my problems are nothing like the problems that others experience. Worry about them.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (l9m7l)

157
I think it's a "mild" reaction to a gastro bug- probably b/c you are partially immune (have been exposed to the virus before)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (Rarvo)


Gastritis?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

158 And Jesus said the Apostles, sell your cloak, buy an AR15 with Grenade Launcher.

Potential tattoo, with graphics.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (3H9h1)

159 I have Linux Mint loaded onto a flash drive. Tried to install it on my old desktop and nothing. Just a black screen. My workstation is a hand me down from my late BiL, who was a mentally ill alcoholic. He did things that did not make sense so trying to troubleshoot his workstation is a headache. I might just replace the current hard drive with a new one and then install Linux Mint. Not tonight though.
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (u8l4t)

You might have to go into the BIOS setup utility, and change the boot sequence. Usually, during the boot process, there will be a brief screen prompt that reads "press F* to enter Setup". Where the asterisk is a wild card for whatever function key the BIOS builder chose to do that job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (/sgva)

160 Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?
Posted by: Mikey NTH

Leave the crossbow AT HOME

Posted by: Miklos ap Miklos at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

161 And Jesus said the Apostles, sell your cloak, buy an AR15 with Grenade Launcher.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)

Blasphemer! We all know he said, go buy a 1911 and sin no more.
-Gun Jesus

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (ycWCI)

162 And lo, The Lord did order the Israelites to drop the Ban Hammer on the people of Canaan, for they didst talk like fags and their shit was all retarded.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (SfYbS)

163 147 Be sure to say nice things about the Welsh!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:34 PM (XVuno)


Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?



I was stationed in the UK for 3 years. I've been to Wales quite a few times. Lovely country.

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (u8l4t)

164
Yes, I have problems that are problems. But my problems are nothing like the problems that others experience. Worry about them.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (l9m7l


I, for one, am concerned.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

165 One of each

Posted by: The Apostle Paul fka Saul of Tarsus at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)


After all, it is best to be sure!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (BiNEL)

166 102 If I eat one more Christmas cookie or one more salty snack, that'll be the end of me! I've not shit in four days... Maybe tomorrow...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 27, 2019 10:31 PM (7WaWV)

Colon Blow is your friend

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 27, 2019 10:43 PM (SxBH1)

167 47 There is a chicken squeeze toy video with classical music that is played so straight it is hilarious, but I have no idea how to find it again.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Heh, 'twas you posted the link to it here that I used on otherpeoplesvideos blog (LINKED IN NIC)

J. Strauss - The Blue Danube Waltz (Chicken Version)

Posted by: mindful webworker - chicken version at December 27, 2019 10:43 PM (IPzpx)

168
good for Ace...he has a cannabis strain named after him...

Posted by: jack herrer at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (bU0Vj)

169 Putting them...away??

What do you mean, put them away? You must not be from the South.
Posted by: Linn Ridge

---

{{Linn!}}

Doesn't the porch have to be cleared off so the non-working washers and dryers will fit?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (Y4EXg)

170 Well, the 1911 is for up-close sinner smiting, while the AR-15 is for sinners further away.

Posted by: Rodigo Borgia at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (+U6PJ)

171 161 And Jesus said the Apostles, sell your cloak, buy an AR15 with Grenade Launcher.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)

Blasphemer! We all know he said, go buy a 1911 and sin no more.
-Gun Jesus
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (ycWCI)

Wasn't that in the Book of Armaments, also known as Browning, 19-11?

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (NgKpN)

172 Today I passed 50,000 word (according to MS Word, which seems to inflate the count when ellipses are used) on my novel. I noted when I was shy of 50K and pushed myself to that figure not with new paragraphs so much as sexing up existing ones.

But I still have soooooooo far to go.
Posted by: logprof

I always stop around 60,000.

I figure if they haven't gotten the point by then, fine, buy the other one too.

Posted by: Dame Miklos "Babs" Cartland at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)

173 And Jesus said the Apostles, sell your cloak, buy an AR15 with Grenade Launcher.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)

Blasphemer! We all know he said, go buy a 1911 and sin no more.
-Gun Jesus


Can we have these religious Holy Wars after New Years ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (lD3vL)

174 wasn't somebody going to smite the fuck out of some gang bangers in the old testament. that, was cool.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (KP5rU)

175 Life of Brian is on Netflix, having never seen it before but hearing how great it is, I gave it a watch. Got through maybe 30 minutes and turned it off. Maybe it was a time and place thing? It sucked bigly 40 years later.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (uIRyH)

176 "Let he who is without fin, cast the first fish pun."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 10:46 PM (XVuno)

177 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (/sgva)

Good point, but the black screen mentioned would seem to point to other problems as well.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:46 PM (BiNEL)

178 J. Strauss - The Blue Danube Waltz (Chicken Version)
Posted by: mindful webworker

Chicken dance?

Gosh, I haven't worn these lederhosen in weeks!

Posted by: Miklos von Munchhausen at December 27, 2019 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

179 173 And Jesus said the Apostles, sell your cloak, buy an AR15 with Grenade Launcher.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)

Blasphemer! We all know he said, go buy a 1911 and sin no more.
-Gun Jesus

Can we have these religious Holy Wars after New Years ?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (lD3vL)

No, Infidel!

Posted by: Islam at December 27, 2019 10:46 PM (NgKpN)

180 It bothers me more than it should that I can't figure any logic in what reason they have for impeaching Trump.

Yeah, I get it, it is all political.

But I can't even figure out a fig leaf of rationale for why they think he should be removed.

What has he DONE that is in any way improper for a President to do, that has not in fact been done by many other Presidents?

It frustrates me.

And you ask any sufferer of TDS for a reason, and they just spout off a bunch of BS, but never state an actual fact. They act like it is just common knowledge that Trump's "crimes" are numerous and well known to all, and don't even need to be stated.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (PHotS)

181 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yx4d6uyn

https://tinyurl.com/v4gz6dm

https://tinyurl.com/sg6snav

https://tinyurl.com/qmdcxra

https://tinyurl.com/uuyols8

Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (qAR6u)

182 I'm bored. Entertain me.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

183 "Let he who is without fin, cast the first fish pun."
Posted by: Cicero

Admit it.

You're hooked.

Posted by: The Compleat Miklosian Angler at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

184 Can we have these religious Holy Wars after New Years ?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (lD3vL)


Well, it will be hard to see the enemy as all the Christmas lights will be turned off ...

Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (LPnfS)

185 158
And Jesus said the Apostles, sell your cloak, buy an AR15 with Grenade Launcher.



Potential tattoo, with graphics.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (3H9h1)

And they purchased the Armalites, and yea, verily

They were blessed in the sight of the Lord.

And upon them he laid his hand and

Behold! They received the bayonets of the chainsaw

And they rejoiced, each 'ron and 'ette, and upon the lead

Ewok was bestowed the Blessing of the Shelves and the Drill that

Always is set forward.

Amen.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (7K0oX)

186 88 The crap animation my grandkids watch today can't hold a candle to that classic stuff.
Posted by: The Neon Madman at December 27, 2019 10:22 PM (KSXRc)

Hanna Barbera were responsible for the decline in quality of animation. They made shitty animation seem "respectable".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:24 PM (/sgva)



The 90s was like a golden age for tv animation. Now it's such shit. Like a great comparison is the 90's Spider-man animated series, and now go look at the current Spider-man series.

Such a drop in quality. And it wasn't that long ago they were doing decent quality because the previous animated Ultimate Spider-man from just a couple years ago was pretty good animation quality.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (Z7lwY)

187 And Jesus said the Apostles, sell your cloak, buy an AR15 with Grenade Launcher.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (NgKpN)

Blasphemer! We all know he said, go buy a 1911 and sin no more.
-Gun Jesus
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:42 PM (ycWCI)

Wasn't that in the Book of Armaments, also known as Browning, 19-11?
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (NgKpN)


Forget ye not thou flame thrower lest thine enemies not burn in a lake of fire.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (axyOa)

188 What has he DONE that is in any way improper for a President to do, that has not in fact been done by many other Presidents?

It frustrates me.

Posted by: Dave in Fla

---

Nothing but that is not what troubles them. It is simply that PDT is not their guy/gal.

That's it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (Y4EXg)

189 Dammit, these new tablets are too fragile!

Posted by: Moses at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (8ruUE)

190 Doesn't the porch have to be cleared off so the non-working washers and dryers will fit?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (Y4EXg)

{{{TonyPete!!}}}

Well, yeah, they go right next to the sofa. Something to keep the beer in. And the laundry looks real purty hanging there by the Christmas lights.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (MIUG6)

191 150:That leads to a really clean install process, and a new faster drive without potential problems!

159: You might have to go into the BIOS setup utility, and change the boot sequence. Usually, during the boot process, there will be a brief screen prompt that reads "press F* to enter Setup". Where the asterisk is a wild card for whatever function key the BIOS builder chose to do that job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



My late BiL had some kind of backup, RAID, half assed, confusing, crap installed. I though I could just wipe, install, but no dice. Probably should try this sober. To many beers consumed tonight. Tomorrow when I have had some coffee and I'm sober.

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (u8l4t)

192 But I can't even figure out a fig leaf of rationale for why they think he should be removed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

They're trying to cut him off at the knees before he can drain the swamp, cuz they're all dirty (Dems and GOPe).

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (SfYbS)

193 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAAKPJEq1Ew

Posted by: BR-54Miklos at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

194 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/t6w4okr

https://tinyurl.com/vgokkeh

https://tinyurl.com/vnwbnvn

https://tinyurl.com/t4t5sxf

https://tinyurl.com/qsvwmbo

Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (qAR6u)

195 What has he DONE that is in any way improper for a President to do, that has not in fact been done by many other Presidents?

He has opposed them and is exposing them.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (8ruUE)

196 J. Strauss - The Blue Danube Waltz (Chicken Version)

Posted by: mindful webworker - chicken version at December 27, 2019 10:43 PM (IPzpx)


Thanks you, that is it. Simply hilarious art!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (BiNEL)

197 182 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)


***Gets out record player and puts on 'The Stripper.'***

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

198 189 Dammit, these new tablets are too fragile!
Posted by: Moses at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (8ruUE)

Bourbon, keyboard!

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (NgKpN)

199 And you ask any sufferer of TDS for a reason, and
they just spout off a bunch of BS, but never state an actual fact. They
act like it is just common knowledge that Trump's "crimes" are numerous
and well known to all, and don't even need to be stated.

Posted by: Dave in Fla



When The President is kicking Dim ass daily, somebody, somewhere is gonna make up a ton of shit to throw.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (LOq4H)

200 Jesus reloaded.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Cheating by using the shortest verse. at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (SchxB)

201 Congratulations, Logprof!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

--Thanks but, long way to go.

https://youtu.be/clzpX_hUQfc?t=186

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (oZuI0)

202 The rubber chicken Bohemian Rhapsody made me laugh so hard I cried..
Thanks, Dave for a wonderfully weird year. and all the cobs as well!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (CjFDo)

203 Learned "Can't Find My Way Home" today. It's actually a lot more straightforward to play than it sounds.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

204 ***Gets out record player and puts on 'The Stripper.'***
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

You can leave, your hat on.

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (NgKpN)

205 197: must have been at biden's garage sale, ladyl.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

206 "Gastritis?"

Quite possibly. I had an upper GI done this summer and it found some mild gastritis in the "exit" area of the stomach, but nothing else that looked bad, and no H. pylori (the virus that causes ulcers) either. I've had the bloating on and off for several years but this time it was significantly worse than usual.

Posted by: Secret Square at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (9WuX0)

207 He has opposed them and is exposing them.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (8ruUE)


Almost as bad, there is no kompromat that works against him, so he's not a real member of the "club"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (BiNEL)

208 My late BiL had some kind of backup, RAID, half assed, confusing, crap installed. I though I could just wipe, install, but no dice. Probably should try this sober. To many beers consumed tonight. Tomorrow when I have had some coffee and I'm sober.
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (u8l4t)

You ought to be able to run Linux Mint live off the thumb drive without actually installing it to the HD. At least, that is how it is supposed to work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (/sgva)

209 Well, yeah, they go right next to the sofa. Something to keep the beer in. And the laundry looks real purty hanging there by the Christmas lights.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (MIUG6)


I decorated the old Chevy up on blocks in the front yard. Talk about purty.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

210 I am NOT cleaning the barrel.
Posted by: Ladyl
----

Which reminds me, curiously, tomorrow is Four Calling Birds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (CDGwz)

211 Jesus reloaded.

On the third day, 'strue. *checks hash*

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (8ruUE)

212 crap, that is not my hash

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 10:52 PM (8ruUE)

213 *hopes Fallout 76 is done having game-breaking bugs*
*looks over at Yong Yea and Jim Sterling*
*oh...*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 10:52 PM (xYv9C)

214 208: I know. It works off the flash drive.

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:52 PM (u8l4t)

215 My liberal-ish mother in law is convinced Romney will give Trump a real challenge for 2020. I cant reason with her so I just nod and say interesting idea.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 10:52 PM (uIRyH)

216 Well, yeah, they go right next to the sofa. Something to keep the beer in. And the laundry looks real purty hanging there by the Christmas lights.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:48 PM (MIUG6)


I decorated the old Chevy up on blocks in the front yard. Talk about purty.

I did not know you lived on a Montana Indian Reservation.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 27, 2019 10:53 PM (Mki/r)

217 199 And you ask any sufferer of TDS for a reason, and
they just spout off a bunch of BS, but never state an actual fact. They
act like it is just common knowledge that Trump's "crimes" are numerous
and well known to all, and don't even need to be stated.

Posted by: Dave in Fla



When The President is kicking Dim ass daily, somebody, somewhere is gonna make up a ton of shit to throw.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (LOq4H)

The Democrat party personality is like you somehow merged Teenage girls (where nothing is EVERY right, and you all hate me), with an Ex Wife (where nothing YOU ever can do is right, and she hates you).

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 10:53 PM (NgKpN)

218 Full House of mustaches is amazing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 27, 2019 10:53 PM (LxTcq)

219 Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)


***Gets out record player and puts on 'The Stripper.'***
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

It's a good start.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:53 PM (mSzv6)

220 205 197: must have been at biden's garage sale, ladyl.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)


I don't think old Joe would sell that one!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

221 I always stop around 60,000.

I figure if they haven't gotten the point by then, fine, buy the other one too.

Posted by: Dame Miklos "Babs" Cartland at December 27, 2019 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)

--This one will be so awesome you'll be disappointed in a big way when it ends.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 10:54 PM (oZuI0)

222 The best rubber chicken one is Pachelbel Canon.

I can't tell if Bech is threatening suicide or perhaps needs rent money?

qdpsteve, we're ready for your update.

The house with the boat in front of it froom MisHum's Christmas ONT is from a blog I follow. She is on PEI, and has a gorgeous garden. She calls that her boathouse; it's a ind of a gown-woman playhouse. Used it as a potting shed at one point, I think? Her blog is well worth checking out if you like gardening or cute interiors. Aiken House and Garden, or GarrenGrove blogspot.

That's all I got.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 10:54 PM (mC4Ob)

223 182 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)


https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=m9wdYy3tCm4

Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 10:55 PM (LPnfS)

224 Latest in the avalanche of definitive proof that those people are insane.

Actual opinion piece running RIGHT NOW at CNN.com.

The patriotic move is for Trump to resign

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 10:55 PM (JCrfD)

225 I'm nothing. That's what I am. That's me. Love you all but there's nothing that can be done.

It's amazing how beautiful you all are. WOW, you're gorgeous you are yes, even the men--

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 10:55 PM (l9m7l)

226 72 Who is with me? I want to arrange a debate between Scott Adams and Paul Krugman. Oxford rules, subject tbd.

--

Eh, Krugman just isn't that interesting, Adams and Norm McDonald though, that would be pretty great, although they'd probably agree more than not.

Posted by: ghb7 at December 27, 2019 10:55 PM (B6JeB)

227 My late BiL had some kind of backup, RAID, half assed, confusing, crap installed. I though I could just wipe, install, but no dice. Probably should try this sober. To many beers consumed tonight. Tomorrow when I have had some coffee and I'm sober.

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (u8l4t)


If you are not trying to salvage his data, I'd still recommend the new drive install.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)

228 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAAKPJEq1Ew
Posted by: BR-54Miklos at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM


Isn't that a replay of the democratic debate from last week?

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 27, 2019 10:56 PM (377Zs)

229 Zettai #102:
I've not shit in four days... Maybe tomorrow...

I dunno... we're all adults here (m/l), and sort-of family, but just like talking about the aftermath of Great-Uncle Wally's surgery during Christmas dinner, maybe there's a time for oversharing and a time not. ('Tho, I guess, if not ONT then when?)

But, if it helps: Drink more water, Zettai. Much more. Now a little more. Keeeep drinking...

[Note I am not a doctor nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn]

And while I'm wasting space, does anyone else wonder if that one commenter, you know the one, mister word-salad, is maybe crying for help and some kind of intervention is needed?

[Note I am not a shrink nor did I stay in Belleview]

Posted by: mindful webworker - both con- and dumb-founded at December 27, 2019 10:56 PM (IPzpx)

230 I decorated the old Chevy up on blocks in the front yard. Talk about purty.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
---

The plastic poinsettias in the old bathtub by the well pump add a festive Christmas touch. And if you leave them until 4th of July, a touch of blue spray paint makes your yard all fancy for lighting shit on fahr.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (MIUG6)

231 So I get to finish the year with a jacked up left knee. Messed it up in the snow over a week ago. Then yesterday after putting away the Christmas decorations, well, the last step off the ladder was a b*tch. A full shift with a head first crash into the wall. So, the ACL is gone but other damage too. Meh. At least the left knee lasted 2-1/2 years longer than the right. A new year/new deductible is almost here. I'm too young for this shit.

Posted by: SacredCow at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (D4VQX)

232 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac



https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (u8l4t)

233 ***Gets out record player and puts on 'The Stripper.'***
Posted by: Ladyl

I"M STILL AROUND, YOU KNOW

Posted by: Marvin Hamlisch at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

234 The plastic poinsettias in the old bathtub by the well pump add a festive Christmas touch. And if you leave them until 4th of July, a touch of blue spray paint makes your yard all fancy for lighting shit on fahr.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (MIUG6)

She must be from the high class part of Kentucky. All the places I see have the plastic kiddie pools instead of bathtubs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:58 PM (ycWCI)

235 220; dr. jill sold it before joe could pull his speedo on.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

236 The viking used the horse skull on a pole called a nithstong. It was a way of cursing their enemies. The welsh obviously use it in a drinking game.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 10:58 PM (9Om/r)

237 224
Latest in the avalanche of definitive proof that those people are insane.



Actual opinion piece running RIGHT NOW at CNN.com.



The patriotic move is for Trump to resign

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 10:55 PM (JCrfD)


Translation: We can't beat you, so just give up!

Which is what Donald Trump is known for doing...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (7K0oX)

238 It's amazing how beautiful you all are. WOW, you're gorgeous you are yes, even the men--
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

He has a good point.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (SfYbS)

239 Damn....Avalanche lost! Bad bit of officiating at the end

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (/UQ/R)

240 227 My late BiL had some kind of backup, RAID, half assed, confusing, crap installed. I though I could just wipe, install, but no dice. Probably should try this sober. To many beers consumed tonight. Tomorrow when I have had some coffee and I'm sober.

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (u8l4t)

If you are not trying to salvage his data, I'd still recommend the new drive install.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH



No. Fresh install. At least that what I'm trying to do. That's why I'm leaning towards a new HD.

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (u8l4t)

241
My liberal-ish mother in law is convinced Romney will give Trump a real challenge for 2020
***

Tell her he's still an outside shot for the Dem nomination but that it does make sense...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (WdocV)

242 --This one will be so awesome you'll be disappointed in a big way when it ends.
Posted by: logprof

*Proto-note to pre-order*

Posted by: Miklos, who has store bought glasses just for such endeavours at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

243 The plastic poinsettias in the old bathtub by the well pump add a festive Christmas touch. And if you leave them until 4th of July, a touch of blue spray paint makes your yard all fancy for lighting shit on fahr.
Posted by: Linn Ridge

---

Nice!

My Dad had an old brass bed frame in the front yard with his flowers inside of it.

Yes, his "flower bed".

True story. Do you see why I am like I am?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (Y4EXg)

244 If elected, I promise to be a lame duck from the get-go!

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (cfSLd)

245 i'm partial to the virgin mary statues in half bathtubs spray painted a gorgeous shade of blue. the lights add a certain mystical charm.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

246 Every single member of the Horde is an awesome beacon of light.

That's what I meant.

LadyL, et al, please....cease worrying. It..

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (l9m7l)

247 Perusing a few leftie blogs, they reaaaaly believe Bernie will win and that a socialist paradise will take hold. If I or anyone points out that Bernies plan will destroyer trillions of stock market wealth the replies are along the lines of big deal only the 1% owns stocks so fuck em. They will gladly destroy anyone who has $1 more than they have. It isnt even about free shit anymore, its about punishing those who have things they dont have.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (uIRyH)

248 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 10:58 PM (ycWCI)

Aetius, did you hear a herd of vibrant yutes hit Fayette mall? Dumb ass liberal townies wanted Bashear, they're gonna get it good and hard.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (MIUG6)

249 Hey everybody, again.

Okay, I promised an update on my arm situation, so here goes. Saw my doctor and she did immediate X-rays. Turns out it looks like I have a pinched nerve in my neck.

She gave me a referral to physical therapy and a neurologist, but in the meantime, she thinks the damage is reversible. Still, she definitely wants me to kick it up several notches on the diet and exercise, which I plan to do. I already got me a big bag of spicy beef jerky for snacks. :-)

So, looks like I'm gonna live. Yay!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)

250 The workstation is pretty old. 10 years maybe so the HD is probably due for a change.

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (u8l4t)

251 She must be from the high class part of Kentucky. All the places I see have the plastic kiddie pools instead of bathtubs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The classy folks know to PAINT the half-buried tires along the dirt driveway.

Posted by: Miklos, keeping up with the Joneses at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

252 The plastic poinsettias in the old bathtub by the
well pump add a festive Christmas touch. And if you leave them until 4th
of July, a touch of blue spray paint makes your yard all fancy for
lighting shit on fahr.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (MIUG6)

I intend to get several plastic pink flamingos for the yard this year. Because nothing says class like plastic pink flamingos. And in the winter you can put little Santa hats on them!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (7K0oX)

253 i'm partial to the virgin mary statues in half bathtubs spray painted a gorgeous shade of blue. the lights add a certain mystical charm.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

---

Uhh, are you outside right now?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (Y4EXg)

254 Translation: We can't beat you, so just give up!

Which is what Donald Trump is known for doing...


They're playing like they have some sort of straight flush. It's a pair of deuces.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (JCrfD)

255 So is there an over/under for the number of Kevin Spacey's victims that will be Epstein'd before year's end?


Also, FFS if you have information on Mueller, Clinton, Spacey, etc all just record a video right now saying you aren't suicidal, have no interest in suicide and if found dead...oh maybe it is that person you have incriminating evidence on.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (WdocV)

256 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 10:58 PM (9Om/r)

Well duh, they ARE Welsh, after all.

The Irish get the drunken reputation, but they got nothing on the Welsh.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (mC4Ob)

257 The plastic poinsettias in the old bathtub by the well pump add a festive Christmas touch. And if you leave them until 4th of July, a touch of blue spray paint makes your yard all fancy for lighting shit on fahr.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 10:57 PM (MIUG6)


I keep beer on ice in the old toilet out by the driveway. The mailman and Amazon Prime delivery fellers were so grateful!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

258 You're dead to me if you won't make fish puns.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (LxTcq)

259 And, once again, a big THANKS to the Horde for all the great advice, observations and prayers!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

260 Actual opinion piece running RIGHT NOW at CNN.com.

The patriotic move is for Trump to resign
Posted by: Circa
-------

Anything else would be obstruction...and contrary to the Constitution...and uh, uh....bribery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (CDGwz)

261 So, looks like I'm gonna live. Yay!
Posted by: qdpsteve

Son, sounds like you need some chakra releasin'.

Posted by: Albert Gore Jr. at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

262 They're playing like they have some sort of straight flush. It's a pair of deuces.
___

Don't call my bluff!

Posted by: Master Poker Player Obama at December 27, 2019 11:04 PM (WdocV)

263 The workstation is pretty old. 10 years maybe so the HD is probably due for a change.

Fiddlesticks, probably just needs a good cleaning. Here, let me wipe it off for you...

Posted by: Hillary! at December 27, 2019 11:04 PM (cfSLd)

264 That's why I'm leaning towards a new HD.

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (u8l4t)


If the motherboard is not screwed up, that should work fine, but since you can get it to recognize the flash drive, you are probably ok!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 11:04 PM (BiNEL)

265 239 Damn....Avalanche lost! Bad bit of officiating at the end
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 27, 2019 10:59 PM (/UQ/R)

--Jets are comin' to get ya!!!

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:04 PM (oZuI0)

266 Go away,
Go around back,
I won't open the door,
Not even a crack,
If you stick your jawbone in,
I'll give it a smack!
Besides, all my liquor
Was stollen yesterday in a sack!

Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 11:04 PM (LPnfS)

267 MisHum: remember when Paul Krugman and Bill O'Reilly slugged it out on Tim Russert's show? Good times, good times.

Krugman looked by the end as if he'd been run over by a steamroller.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

268 If elected, I promise to be a lame duck from the get-go!

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden


Heh, you just know President Trumps' lame duck term is going to be freaking EPIC. Hey Trump haters! He doesn't give a shit what you think now! Enjoy!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 11:05 PM (LOq4H)

269 Great news steve!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:05 PM (mC4Ob)

270 And, once again, a big THANKS to the Horde for all the great advice, observations and prayers!

The hot iron worked?! Nobody's ever come back.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 11:05 PM (cfSLd)

271 Aetius, did you hear a herd of vibrant yutes hit Fayette mall? Dumb ass liberal townies wanted Bashear, they're gonna get it good and hard.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (MIUG6)

I did not. To be honest, I have not been in the Fayette Mall except once when I was trying to get my cell phone upgraded. And they told me to go to the stand alone ATT store a half block away on the edge of the Mall lot. Just kind of reinforced to me that malls are pointless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 11:05 PM (ycWCI)

272 so, we are dissing on the welsh now? i got nothin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

273 I'm putting 'Awesome Beacon Of Light' on my resume.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (xYv9C)

274 Remember when on of the Bush's daughters tried to get a drink when she was 20? AND IT WAS THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY EVER?!?!

Odd one of Obama's spawn got caught snorting cocaine and no one cares, huh?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (WdocV)

275 Translation: We can't beat you, so just give up!

Which is what Donald Trump is known for doing...

They're playing like they have some sort of straight flush. It's a pair of deuces.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (JCrfD)

They over-play their hand so much, I have to wonder if the metaphor would be lost on them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (LxTcq)

276 Albert Gore, the only thing I'm shock-ra-in' is my monkey. :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

I once read that Ozzy himself did a cover of this. If so, wow!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)

277
I keep beer on ice in the old toilet out by the driveway. The mailman and Amazon Prime delivery fellers were so grateful!
Posted by: Ladyl

I reckon you took down that buckshot riddled "No Trespassing" sign.

Time for a new one anyhow.

Posted by: Miklos, Gentleman Redneck at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)

278 I think I might have posted something to the ONT
OH, I/ve got some graphics.

OH. If you thought I was Tony Stark, well, I wasnt.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (l9m7l)

279 That Forbes article linked at the top, about China's $13 trillion debt, makes casual reference to the possibility that Trump will likely be removed from office soon. So... don't bother reading that leftwing sh*t.

Anybody who thinks the financial press is any different than the rest of the MSM doesn't read the financial press very often.

Posted by: mnw at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (Cssks)

280 They're playing like they have some sort of straight flush. It's a pair of deuces.

Jerry Nadler... and Adam Schiff.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (xYv9C)

281 You're dead to me if you won't make fish puns.

Posted by: BourbonChicken



Based on your nic, I would think something fowl would be more in keeping, but I won't egg you on.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (LOq4H)

282 I keep beer on ice in the old toilet out by the driveway. The mailman and Amazon Prime delivery fellers were so grateful!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

Just make sure they don't return it to sender.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (MIUG6)

283 The workstation is pretty old. 10 years maybe so the HD is probably due for a change.

Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (u8l4t)


Probably not a problem, but at ten years, make sure you have a 64b system. Last laptop I resurrected was a 32b system and it was a bear to find a 32b Linux installer.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (BiNEL)

284 Thats former Enron consultant Paul Krugman.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (uIRyH)

285 Tammy and t-bird, thanks!

No hot iron. I did have to take a cold shower last night, however. NOT fun.

Broken water heater. Thank God the Gas Company got our pilot light back on today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

286 Heh, you just know President Trumps' lame duck term is going to be
freaking EPIC. Hey Trump haters! He doesn't give a shit what you think
now! Enjoy!
___

I hereby release every file on FF, IRSGate, aliens, the anthrax mailings, the pussy hat shooter, and...Obama's college records. Sad, as you'll see...very sad.

Posted by: Trump in early Feb 2020 at December 27, 2019 11:07 PM (WdocV)

287 Trump will likely be removed from office soon.

Yes, and I'm Scarlett Johannsson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (JCrfD)

288 242 --This one will be so awesome you'll be disappointed in a big way when it ends.
Posted by: logprof

*Proto-note to pre-order*
Posted by: Miklos, who has store bought glasses just for such endeavours at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

--I should add that as long as you're not expecting robots, zombies, lasers, or a feel-good ending you win't be disappointed.


Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (oZuI0)

289 Based on your nic, I would think something fowl would be more in keeping, but I won't egg you on.
___

Stop f*cking that chicken

Posted by: Obligatory at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (WdocV)

290 The Irish get the drunken reputation, but they got nothing on the Welsh.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (mC4Ob)

So we need a drunk bowl playoffs? For the Celts? Get the Irish, Scots, Welsh and Bretons together and the last one with an original equipment functioning liver wins?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (7K0oX)

291 I will be gone for a couple minutes after I hit post.

Up to top of page and scrolling down I'll see that Bulls logo tweet again and bust a gut laughing.

'

Posted by: teej at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (1XIkG)

292 Trump will likely be removed from office soon.
***

He has a point. 2024 isn't that far away

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (WdocV)

293 The Irish get the drunken reputation, but they got nothing on the Welsh.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 11:11 PM (SfYbS)

294 He has a point. 2024 2028 isn't that far away

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (WdocV)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 11:11 PM (BiNEL)

295 I think the Welsh make up most of their words while they're drunk.

"Bllwylwddrtyppndyll!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)

296 You're dead to me if you won't make fish puns.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (LxTcq)


This threat is so crude.

You can't just make fish puns for the halibut ...

Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (LPnfS)

297 Do you see why I am like I am?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 11:00 PM (Y4EXg)

At least it wasn't a toilet with marigolds and daffodils.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (MIUG6)

298 As we were celebrating Christmas with my 93 year old mother, I received a text that my cousin, a few years younger than my 29, had passed away. I shared the news with my siblings, but kept it from my mother.

We decided we needed to visit my aunt who'd lost her son; her daughter has been out of the family for some time. Her husband, my father's brother, passed about 20 years ago. She has no one else.

I decided to savor every day with my children, who really don't need me anymore, but dutifully act like they do.

I'll let you know how the visit goes.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (VNfwt)

299 Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

--Hail! Hail!

BTW, I've relocated so I need to email you and Hadrian my new coordinates.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (oZuI0)

300 Good night all!
Got a day of good weather tomorrow and I can't afford to waste it by sleeping in.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 27, 2019 11:12 PM (BiNEL)

301 Trump will likely be removed from office soon.

Not without a Senate vote. Or is Pelosi simply going to "deem" him removed?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Cheating by using the shortest verse. at December 27, 2019 11:13 PM (SchxB)

302 logprof & dogshow:

Uhh...? and the... Bluz?

Aren't we forgetting something? In STL, we don't much celebrate an overtime loss.

Posted by: mnw at December 27, 2019 11:13 PM (Cssks)

303 logprof, thanks!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)

304 So we need a drunk bowl playoffs? For the Celts? Get the Irish, Scots, Welsh and Bretons together and the last one with an original equipment functioning liver wins?
Posted by: Mikey NTH

Men of Harlech, stop your dreaming
Can't you see their pints a-gleaming

Posted by: Miklos, betting on Colour Sergeant Bourne at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)

305 Logprof, oops forgot to tell ya:

QDPSJL at the gmail thingy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

306 Odd one of Obama's spawn got caught snorting cocaine and no one cares, huh?
Posted by: 18-1

An Anon on one of the Chans posted a picture of her JP Morgan Reserve card with a few lines of Bogota's finest. Said she did very well on the oral exam.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (SfYbS)

307 Had a flock of Flamingos migrate in and settle in across the street.

Next thing I knew, they'd planted a bunch of Pink Plastic Mexicans in their front yard.


/denouncesself



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (QzJWU)

308 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:09 PM (7K0oX)

The Scots and Welsh will be in the Final. I'd hate to try and predict the winner.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (mC4Ob)

309 Trump will likely be removed from office soon.

--------

The wheels on the wall are circling the drain where the fat lady is closing in on a bus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 11:15 PM (XVuno)

310 307 Had a flock of Flamingos migrate in and settle in across the street.

Next thing I knew, they'd planted a bunch of Pink Plastic Mexicans in their front yard.


/denouncesself



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (QzJWU)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

311 I intend to get several plastic pink flamingos for the yard this year. Because nothing says class like plastic pink flamingos. And in the winter you can put little Santa hats on them!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (7K0oX)

That's beyond just plain classy. That's fuckin' classy!

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:15 PM (MIUG6)

312 I once read that Ozzy himself did a cover of this. If so, wow!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)

--Remember the Cheers episode when Lilith goes to a stagette party and says that one of the girls actually cried to "Shock the Monky"?

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:16 PM (oZuI0)

313 Had a flock of Flamingos migrate in and settle in across the street.

Next thing I knew, they'd planted a bunch of Pink Plastic Mexicans in their front yard.


/denouncesself


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (QzJWU)
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LOL!!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:16 PM (MIUG6)

314 logprof, sounds like they predicted SJWs. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

315 FTR, Thomas Jefferson was of Welsh descent.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:17 PM (oZuI0)

316 Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)

--New addy??

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:17 PM (oZuI0)

317 I saw Flock of Flamingos open for Men At Work at The Roxy in '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 27, 2019 11:17 PM (XVuno)

318 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 11:11 PM (SfYbS)

My paternal grandmother's name was Bronwyn. I know whereof I speak. Damned Welsh ancestors couldn't think of anything better to do than come over here and marry Injuns. More alcoholics in that line than you could ever imagine.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:17 PM (mC4Ob)

319 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 11:14 PM (SfYbS)

Which Obama daughter?

Posted by: clutch at December 27, 2019 11:18 PM (+mbOC)

320 Gettin' a jump already on my Atkins/keto diet.
Here's dinner tonight:

https://tinyurl.com/uxyrdqd

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

321 Logprof, my addy is at 305. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

322 Which Obama daughter?
Posted by: clutch

Malaria

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 11:19 PM (SfYbS)

323 Tomorrow I hope to take my m-i-l out for her Birthday.

I'm hoping it goes well. She tires easily.

Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 11:19 PM (LPnfS)

324 Saw a girl wearing a shirt with Virginity Rocks written across the front. Not sure if that is supposed to be ironic or not.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 27, 2019 11:20 PM (uIRyH)

325 Hotgas, sounds like you saw my 14-year-old niece!
She has at least two of those shirts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

326 Damn, I forgot the simple pleasure of listening to Only Life by The Feelies, especially Side 1.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:21 PM (oZuI0)

327 My late BiL had some kind of backup, RAID, half assed, confusing, crap installed. I though I could just wipe, install, but no dice. Probably should try this sober. To many beers consumed tonight. Tomorrow when I have had some coffee and I'm sober.
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:49 PM (u8l4t)

------------------------------------

If he managed to get RAID set up at all, you may need to get into the BIOS anyway to undo that. Is it at least a SATA drive?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:21 PM (CAJOC)

328 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 11:19 PM (SfYbS)

Well, Malaria comes by the substance abuse honestly.

Posted by: clutch at December 27, 2019 11:22 PM (+mbOC)

329 malaria could freebase live on national tv and probably get a nobel prize for creativity. next stop, pronhub.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

330
Blackadder:
Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?
Baldrick:
No, but I've often thought I'd like to.Blackadder:

Well don't. It's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough, sinewy men roam
the Valleys, terrorizing people with their close-harmony singing. You
need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place
names. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You'll be washing
spit out of your hair for a fortnight

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (7K0oX)

331 Damned Welsh ancestors couldn't think of anything better to do than come over here and marry Injuns.

They ran out of cousins, and sheep.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (xYv9C)

332 323 Tomorrow I hope to take my m-i-l out for her Birthday.

I'm hoping it goes well. She tires easily.
Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 11:19 PM (LPnfS)

--By the by, I like the Allstate Mayhem Mother-in-Law ad.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (oZuI0)

333 Well, Malaria comes by the substance abuse honestly.
Posted by: clutch

Sweetie, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

334 At least it wasn't a toilet with marigolds and daffodils.
Posted by: Linn Ridge

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Word. The finial on top of the flagpole was an old steel float ball from a toilet spray painted gold.

I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 11:25 PM (Y4EXg)

335 222 The best rubber chicken one is Pachelbel Canon.

...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 10:54 PM (mC4Ob)

----------------------------------

I Hate Pachelbel's Canon in D

https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:25 PM (CAJOC)

336 So get this...

The Iowa tv ads for the insane clown posse are running during the Holiday Bowl since Iowa is playing.

Biden's questions Trump's foreign policy chops and the respect we have around the world. By putting up photos of Biden with Merkel and Trudeau.

Yeah, run with that one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 27, 2019 11:26 PM (JCrfD)

337 Mikey, I'll bet BBC got some letters for that joke. :-)
(But no one could read them because they contained no vowels whatsoever)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

338 I keep beer on ice in the old toilet out by the driveway. The mailman and Amazon Prime delivery fellers were so grateful!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

You are all class. Don't let anyone ever tell you different.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 11:27 PM (NWiLs)

339 Some Jerry Riopelle to class the joint up:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Bx-H0mYRRKg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 11:27 PM (/sgva)

340 333
Well, Malaria comes by the substance abuse honestly.

Posted by: clutch



Sweetie, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)


Like be cursed with *having* children.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:27 PM (7K0oX)

341 Biden's questions Trump's foreign policy chops and the respect we have around the world. By putting up photos of Biden with Merkel and Trudeau.

Yeah, run with that one.
Posted by: Circa

Trump, in his second term (if it takes that long) will see Merkel, Macron, and probably Fidel Jr. put to pasture.

And the next four or five Italians.

Posted by: Miklos, sure as shootin' at December 27, 2019 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

342 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (xYv9C)

I am surprised that an ex-pat like you would confuse the Welsh with the Scots.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:28 PM (mC4Ob)

343 Tomorrow I hope to take my m-i-l out for her Birthday.

I'm hoping it goes well. She tires easily.


So, climbing wall?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Setting the world on fire, one match at a time. at December 27, 2019 11:30 PM (SchxB)

344 Sweetie, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 27, 2019 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)


Like be cursed with *having* children.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

Mike arranged that all by herself.

I was thinking about getting naked with women.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 27, 2019 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

345 Hey, Chasm? I don't know what's going on with you, and since I'm a curmudgeonly misanthrope who's seen every kind of implosion people bring on ourselves, I can't rouse myself to care. much. Like, whatever, doood. *shrug* But speaking just selfishly, I really liked your animations and would like to see a lot more. I can't do vids or anim anymore, but at my best I couldn't do what you do in any case.

Have you met my dear old friend Steve Goodman?
https://youtu.be/2H8S9yFEhuo

Posted by: mindful webworker - concern troll at December 27, 2019 11:31 PM (IPzpx)

346 I am surprised that an ex-pat like you would confuse the Welsh with the Scots.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:28 PM (mC4Ob)

The Scots at least manage to get the guts out of the goat skin before attempting to make music with it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 11:31 PM (/sgva)

347
Biden's questions Trump's foreign policy chops and the respect we have around the world. By putting up photos of Biden with Merkel and Trudeau.

Pointless for the US to try to make ourselves loved. As though Merkel and Trudeau count.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2019 11:32 PM (7rVsF)

348 Mike arranged that all by herself.

I was thinking about getting naked with women.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama

I like how women's boobehs feel like bags of sand.

Posted by: Seriously Hetero Corey Booker at December 27, 2019 11:32 PM (VNfwt)

349 Clamdy canes that taste like clams... barf!
Who would order these?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 27, 2019 11:33 PM (wiXsO)

350 338 I keep beer on ice in the old toilet out by the driveway. The mailman and Amazon Prime delivery fellers were so grateful!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

You are all class. Don't let anyone ever tell you different.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 11:27 PM (NWiLs)


Well, I really try. The neighbors are much nicer to me now that the washer is off the front porch.

I wonder why?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:33 PM (TdMsT)

351 142 I have Linux Mint loaded onto a flash drive. Tried to install it on my old desktop and nothing. Just a black screen. My workstation is a hand me down from my late BiL, who was a mentally ill alcoholic. He did things that did not make sense so trying to troubleshoot his workstation is a headache. I might just replace the current hard drive with a new one and then install Linux Mint. Not tonight though.
Posted by: Puddlglum, Beltway Bandit at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (u8l4t)

-----------------------------

Just a thought, but have you opened up the case yet? A thick layer of dust will make a computer act squirrelly.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:33 PM (CAJOC)

352 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 10:58 PM (9Om/r)



Well duh, they ARE Welsh, after all.



The Irish get the drunken reputation, but they got nothing on the Welsh.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (mC4Ob)

Tammy!! How you doing?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 11:33 PM (9Om/r)

353 Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:25 PM (CAJOC)

That was EPIC!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:35 PM (mC4Ob)

354 Clamdy canes that taste like clams... barf!
Who would order these?
Posted by: redridinghood

People who savor the taste of smacked clams.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at December 27, 2019 11:35 PM (SfYbS)

355 343
Tomorrow I hope to take my m-i-l out for her Birthday.



I'm hoping it goes well. She tires easily.



So, climbing wall?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Setting the world on fire, one match at a time. at December 27, 2019 11:30 PM (SchxB)

Taking out? We aren't doing "phrasing" anymore?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:35 PM (7K0oX)

356 I wonder why?
Posted by: Ladyl

$500 for the '74 Trans Am up on blocks. CASH MONEY

Posted by: Miklos, broker/dealer at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

357 So got pigs in a blanket and pickle rolls done for game day tomorrow. Mr. WDS made a huge "pop tart" he saw on food network this morning.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (/UQ/R)

358 Word. The finial on top of the flagpole was an old steel float ball from a toilet spray painted gold.

I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2019 11:25 PM (Y4EXg)

At least you had a flagpole. 'Round here, they usually hang flags either in the trailer windows or from the truck antenna.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (MIUG6)

359 **TOP FIVE NATURAL DISASTERS TO OCCUR DURING TRUMP'S SECOND TERM**

5. Tom Steyer decides to run for Senate in Hawaii in 2026, but fatally electrocutes self trying to drive his Tesla there

4. Jerrold Nadler grows so large and heavy he turns into a black hole and sucks himself deep into another dimension, never to be seen or heard from again

3. Adam Schiff is revealed to actually be Andy Kaufman, but dies after trying to re-ignite his wrestling career going up against Ronda Rousey

2. AOC, to fit in better with the DNC jet set, takes up water polo, drowning five horses

1. Nancy Pelosi's hyperbotoxed face finally explodes, leaving tons of silicone, deadly chemicals and formaldehyde-tainted fat globules in its wake

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

360 Radio DJ Don Imus died today

I was a devoted fan of Imus in The Morning on WNBC in New York, from his first show to his last he would kick political correctness in the balls

Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (qAR6u)

361 247 Perusing a few leftie blogs, they reaaaaly believe Bernie will win and that a socialist paradise will take hold."

When I read those things, I always want to go back and look at the wailing from Corbyn acolytes who still can't believe Johnson wiped him out in a landslide. Some of the boo-hooing has been epic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (V2Yro)

362 I've been getting a lot of cheap rises from my dear old mom mentioning how Bathhouse Barry, Cory Booker, and Jerry Brown are all homos (NTTAWWT).

We saw an ad and segment about CNN's special about Linda Ronstadt, and I called her Jerry Brown's Beard.

Had my fun for the night with that.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (oZuI0)

363 $500 for the '74 Trans Am up on blocks. CASH MONEY
Posted by: Miklos, broker/dealer at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)


SOLD!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

364 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 11:33 PM (9Om/r)

Good, thank you! And yourself?

Happy very belated birthday!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (mC4Ob)

365 Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 10:38 PM (oZuI0)
- - - - - - - - - -

Congrats log! Keep going!!!! I changed my handle some time ago but you and I go way back in this place.

Posted by: ... at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (uEbPt)

366 What do people that don't drink do on Friday night?

I went to the gym and worked out after work. I worked off 750 calories and probably saved another 1500 more (as well as $80) by not going to the bar, but it just doesn't seem right.

My girlfriend said I'm acting weird for staying home and asked if there is something wrong. Like 4 times.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (u9usb)

367 353 Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:25 PM (CAJOC)

That was EPIC!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:35 PM (mC4Ob)

----------------------------------

And so true! Maroon 5's latest "Memories" is so obviously a slight variation of Pachelbel's Canon. It's not even subtle. I think they just added words (though I will admit to liking the song)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:38 PM (CAJOC)

368 My girlfriend said I'm acting weird for staying home and asked if there is something wrong. Like 4 times.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (u9usb)

Tell her YES, a serious case of LackaNooky!

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 11:39 PM (NgKpN)

369 My fave rock song based on Pachelbel. (This was the B-side of this band's hit, Hold Me, in 1982.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W9pfefHa9I

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

370 Well, I really try. The neighbors are much nicer to me now that the washer is off the front porch.

I wonder why?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:33 PM (TdMsT)

They're probably afraid of the mad woman who would take a perfectly good broken washer off her front porch.

Now how are you supposed to de-feather the chickens?

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:40 PM (MIUG6)

371 **TOP FIVE NATURAL DISASTERS TO OCCUR DURING TRUMP'S SECOND TERM**


E-coli outbreak traced to organic non-GMO Fair Trade Guatemalan arugula depopulates much of coastal California

Posted by: Miklos, spit polishing his crystal ball at December 27, 2019 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

372 Word. The finial on top of the flagpole was an old steel float ball from a toilet spray painted gold.

I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Mine is a brass float.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2019 11:41 PM (xSo9G)

373 My girlfriend said I'm acting weird for staying home and asked if there is something wrong. Like 4 times.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger


They know what "nothing" means to them, they assume it applies to men.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 11:42 PM (LOq4H)

374 What do people that don't drink do on Friday night?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (u9usb)
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Other Ridge, Tiny Ridge, and I dismantled a tree blocking our creek for our Friday entertainment. Personally, I would recommend the drinking, instead.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:43 PM (MIUG6)

375 Tell her YES, a serious case of LackaNooky!

.....

That is an impossibility for a few more days.

I won't go into details.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:43 PM (u9usb)

376 361 247 Perusing a few leftie blogs, they reaaaaly believe Bernie will win and that a socialist paradise will take hold."

When I read those things, I always want to go back and look at the wailing from Corbyn acolytes who still can't believe Johnson wiped him out in a landslide. Some of the boo-hooing has been epic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (V2Yro)

https://youtu.be/VcuoEVcsLcs

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:43 PM (oZuI0)

377 The Irish get the drunken reputation, but they got nothing on the Welsh.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:02 PM (mC4Ob)

Story from late 50's, early 60's London - 2 of the biggest British box office stars at the time were Richard Burton and Hugh Griffith. (played the rich Arab in Ben Hur, among many other roles) They were both Welsh, they were considered the two most notorious drinkin' buddies in all of London. They were legendary for hanging out at popular London Bars, drinking non-stop, forcing them to stay open as long as they wanted, and then putting on impromptu drunken ad-lib performances on bar counters for anyone who was there with them. They also usually trashed the bars they were hanging out in.

I have always wondered just how incredible it would have been to go to what you thought was an ordinary night at the bar and see something like that break out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2019 11:44 PM (V2Yro)

378 Men of Harlech:

https://youtu.be/hZmrS_w6s7s

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 27, 2019 11:44 PM (SfYbS)

379 360 Radio DJ Don Imus died today

I was a devoted fan of Imus in The Morning on WNBC in New York, from his first show to his last he would kick political correctness in the balls

--

I watched him when he was on msnbc and really liked it, comedy, music and politics that went after both sides, really couldn't ask for a more well rounded show, of course all the idiots remember today is the nappy bullshit, doubt anyone bringing it up ever actually watched/listened.

Posted by: ghb7 at December 27, 2019 11:44 PM (B6JeB)

380 Sounds like the support call I took at Charter. Guy called in, said he couldn't get online. Then he admitted he'd been drinking and had started deleting some stuff off the hard drive. Seemed to have removed the drivers for his network card. Not much I could do by phone. In looking back, I should have suggested turning it off and opening another beer.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 27, 2019 11:45 PM (Lqy/e)

381 SOLD!!!
Posted by: Ladyl

Well good.

Me and Charlie Bob will be over soon as soon as we're both out or make bail on the same day.

Posted by: Miklos, my word is my bond, 'cept for Judge McKillerson at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)

382 I have always wondered just how incredible it would have been to go to what you thought was an ordinary night at the bar and see something like that break out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2019 11:44 PM (V2Yro)

Welsh poet Dylan Thomas was fond of a dram, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (/sgva)

383 George Jones vs. Richard Burton cage match.

Posted by: klaftern at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (RuIsu)

384
Yeah, go into the BIOS and see if there's some sort of RAID set up. They used to have that a lot. Some special RAID mode that required boot drivers to work in general.

In some cases, you could install things from a running Windows system, and the drivers would switch things over to RAID mode. The system wouldn't boot then without the RAID aware drivers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (f1Vqw)

385 My girlfriend said I'm acting weird for staying home and asked if there is something wrong. Like 4 times.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (u9usb)

--------------------------

How long before she gets home? If you've got a while, grab a stack of paper, and start writing out random math-looking equations, and tape them up around the room. Mumble angrily to yourself as she walks in.

And as you were wondering what people who don't drink do on a Friday night, the answer is, come up with stupid ideas like this, apparently.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:47 PM (CAJOC)

386 Iowa wins
https://youtu.be/l4ANP8g8wrE

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 27, 2019 11:47 PM (SfYbS)

387 Good, thank you! And yourself?



Happy very belated birthday!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (mC4Ob)

Thanks! I'm ok, same shit different day. Basically up to my usual tricks lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 11:47 PM (9Om/r)

388 Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2019 11:44 PM (V2Yro)


Richard Burton and Richard Harris were known for tearing the night into small shreds, drowning it in booze, and then setting it alight.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:48 PM (7K0oX)

389 How long before she gets home? If you've got a while, grab a stack of paper, and start writing out random math-looking equations, and tape them up around the room. Mumble angrily to yourself as she walks in.

And as you were wondering what people who don't drink do on a Friday night, the answer is, come up with stupid ideas like this, apparently.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 27, 2019 11:47 PM (CAJOC)

Wait.

Which one is the stupid part?

Posted by: tbodie at December 27, 2019 11:49 PM (f4vam)

390 i'm partial to the virgin mary statues in half
bathtubs spray painted a gorgeous shade of blue. the lights add a
certain mystical charm.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:01 PM (KP5rU)


There is a farm near here that has a Our Lady of Chapultapec painted on the inside of an old 5' satellite dish in the front yard.

I thought that was classy.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2019 11:49 PM (1glZx)

391 Damn, I forgot the simple pleasure of listening to Only Life by The Feelies, especially Side 1.
Posted by: logprof

Now listening to that.

Merci.

Posted by: Miklos, choosing languages randomly at December 27, 2019 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

392 How long before she gets home?

.....

3 more hours.

She bartender at the bar I usually drink at.

Though I like your idea, I've started the laundry. That will really freak her the f*ck out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 27, 2019 11:50 PM (u9usb)

393 390: that is damn near celestial.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:50 PM (KP5rU)

394 343
Tomorrow I hope to take my m-i-l out for her Birthday. I'm hoping it goes well. She tires easily.

So, climbing wall?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Setting the world on fire, one match at a time. at December 27, 2019 11:30 PM (SchxB)

Taking out? We aren't doing "phrasing" anymore?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:35 PM (7K0oX)


** shifty eyes **

Posted by: Adriane the Decoration Organizer Critic ... at December 27, 2019 11:50 PM (LPnfS)

395 Richard Burton and Richard Harris were known for tearing the night into small shreds, drowning it in booze, and then setting it alight.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

I've been that drunk.

So where's my freaking knighthood?

Posted by: Miklos, saying "Ni!" at December 27, 2019 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

396 369 My fave rock song based on Pachelbel. (This was the B-side of this band's hit, Hold Me, in 1982.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W9pfefHa9I
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2019 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

--Heh, beat "The Hook" by over a decade.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:51 PM (oZuI0)

397 For your Solstice Fun:

https://tinyurl.com/td3vy3u

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:52 PM (7K0oX)

398
So where's my freaking knighthood?
Posted by: Miklos
-----

Melting in the park

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2019 11:52 PM (xSo9G)

399 There is a farm near here that has a Our Lady of Chapultapec painted on the inside of an old 5' satellite dish in the front yard.


We understand. Your attempt to communicate with us is noticed.

Posted by: Nubiru at December 27, 2019 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

400 flood warning tomorrow and sunday.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

401
They're probably afraid of the mad woman who would take a perfectly good broken washer off her front porch.

Now how are you supposed to de-feather the chickens?
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 27, 2019 11:40 PM (MIUG6)


It's real easy once you've wrung their necks.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (TdMsT)

402 Now listening to that.

Merci.
Posted by: Miklos, choosing languages randomly at December 27, 2019 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

--De rien!

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (oZuI0)

403 395
Richard Burton and Richard Harris were known for tearing the night into
small shreds, drowning it in booze, and then setting it alight.

Posted by: Mikey NTH



I've been that drunk.



So where's my freaking knighthood?

Posted by: Miklos, saying "Ni!" at December 27, 2019 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

You need to tame Liz Taylor and marry her...

*counts on fingers, divides by toes, sticks tongue out to help thinking*

...These many times!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (7K0oX)

404 Melting in the park
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I did make a Key Lime Pie today.

It was not left out in the rain. Also not a cake.

So I'm doing this wrong.

Posted by: Miklos, Companion of the Garter, but that's kinda private at December 27, 2019 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

405 Radio DJ Don Imus died today



I was a devoted fan of Imus in The Morning on WNBC in New York, from his first show to his last he would kick political correctness in the balls



Posted by: kbdabear at December 27, 2019 11:36 PM (qAR6u)


I remember hearing him when I was really young. He always seemed to be on the car radio when when I was in the car with the parents. Usually heading up the parkway heading to the grandparents.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 11:55 PM (9Om/r)

406 You need to tame Liz Taylor and marry her...

*counts on fingers, divides by toes, sticks tongue out to help thinking*

...These many times!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (7K0oX)

Liz porked out a little. Miklos might need to become a mahout.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2019 11:55 PM (/sgva)

407 Horde Music!



https://tinyurl.com/uqnp5lc

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 27, 2019 11:56 PM (7K0oX)

408 Well good.

Me and Charlie Bob will be over soon as soon as we're both out or make bail on the same day.
Posted by: Miklos, my word is my bond, 'cept for Judge McKillerson at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)


Don't you worry yourselves about the dogs on the front porch. Almost none of thems mean.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:57 PM (TdMsT)

409 Though I like your idea, I've started the laundry. That will really freak her the f*ck out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Damn that's "He's having an affair!" territory right there.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 11:59 PM (LOq4H)

410 It's real easy once you've wrung their necks.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2019 11:53 PM (TdMsT)

My girls always thought it was hilarious to tuck the chicken's head under their wing, spin them around, and lay them down in a row on the ground. I think the chickens looked on neck wringing as a mercy killing after that.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 28, 2019 12:00 AM (MIUG6)

411 Liz porked out a little. Miklos might need to become a mahout.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

True story-on my word as a non-Biden


I worked at the Saenger Theater in New Orleans. Liz Taylor was there for a run of "The Little Foxes".

A friend had backstage duty, basically to keep everyone away from Miss Taylor's dressing room.

A 12 piece box of Popeye's was delivered for Miss Taylor.

"Put it on the floor." Door opens, foot retrieves the box of Fried chicken.

45 minutes or so later, door opens just enough to push it back out.

Nothing but bones.

Posted by: Miklos, yes indeed at December 28, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

412 Bonus nachos, meese ameegos. Es tiempo para mi siesta. ¡Mmmm, siesta! Tequila con Dios cuando hasta bananas.

¡Trabajar la luz!

A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker - chichen itza pizza, con chile verde at December 28, 2019 12:02 AM (IPzpx)

413 Damn that's "He's having an affair!" territory right there.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 11:59 PM (LOq4H)

....

snort

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2019 12:03 AM (u9usb)

414 Don't you worry yourselves about the dogs on the front porch. Almost none of thems mean.
Posted by: Ladyl


http://www.jokesabout.net/rednecks-redneck-home-security

Posted by: Miklos, I hear ya, ma'am at December 28, 2019 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

415 Well good.

Me and Charlie Bob will be over soon as soon as we're both out or make bail on the same day.
Posted by: Miklos, my word is my bond, 'cept for Judge McKillerson at December 27, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2019 12:07 AM (TdMsT)

416
My girls always thought it was hilarious to tuck the chicken's head under their wing, spin them around, and lay them down in a row on the ground. I think the chickens looked on neck wringing as a mercy killing after that.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 28, 2019 12:00 A


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2019 12:08 AM (TdMsT)

417 Falcons beating the Cougs right now.

Prediction: Clemson will maul Ohio State tomorrow.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:09 AM (oZuI0)

418 http://www.jokesabout.net/rednecks-redneck-home-security
Posted by: Miklos, I hear ya, ma'am at December 28, 2019 12:06 AM (Qzk


I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2019 12:10 AM (TdMsT)

419 OK seriously I want the damn prostate illustration ad to go away.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 28, 2019 12:11 AM (VqhL9)

420 http://www.jokesabout.net/rednecks-redneck-home-security
Posted by: Miklos, I hear ya, ma'am at December 28, 2019 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

----

Anyone thinks that's a joke ain't from these parts.

*Looks sidelong at Miklos*
*Reaches for shotgun*

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 28, 2019 12:13 AM (MIUG6)

421 my side hurt from laughing.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2019 12:13 AM (MTxDQ)

422 Alcohol may have something to do with spelling.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2019 12:15 AM (MTxDQ)

423 What if...
the MSM was around when Christ was born?

https://tinyurl.com/yx3ogmcx

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)

424 Spell check on Infidel......aok!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 28, 2019 12:16 AM (/UQ/R)

425 Anyone thinks that's a joke ain't from these parts.


These HERE parts.

Posted by: Miklos, using Redneck authentication SS4 protocol at December 28, 2019 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

426 It bothers me more than it should that I can't figure any logic in what reason they have for impeaching Trump.



Yeah, I get it, it is all political.



But I can't even figure out a fig leaf of rationale for why they think he should be removed.



What has he DONE that is in any way improper for a President to do, that has not in fact been done by many other Presidents?



It frustrates me.



And you ask any sufferer of TDS for a reason, and they just spout
off a bunch of BS, but never state an actual fact. They act like it is
just common knowledge that Trump's "crimes" are numerous and well known
to all, and don't even need to be stated.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 27, 2019 10:47 PM (PHotS)

You are searching for logic and reason where there is none. Go outside of it.

The Left is basically just a giant marketing campaign for evil. Everything they do is a psychological ploy to manipulate their followers, convert the uninformed, demoralize their enemy (us) - or all three.

Democrats lie for fun. That's pretty much all you need to know about any of it.

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2019 12:16 AM (R+4P1)

427 Congrats log! Keep going!!!! I changed my handle some time ago but you and I go way back in this place.
Posted by: ... at December 27, 2019 11:37 PM (uEbPt)

--Thanks!

It's tough; I love writing dialogue [the bricks], but laying down the descriptions of the characters, the situations, and the actions [the mortar] is not as easy going, at least if I want it done well.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:18 AM (oZuI0)

428 These HERE parts.
Posted by: Miklos, using Redneck authentication SS4 protocol at December 28, 2019 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

You...you are correct.
*Hangs head in shame*
It won't happen again.
*Offers moonshine jug as peace offering*

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 28, 2019 12:20 AM (MIUG6)

429 Chickens are an essential part of any in-depth Home Security System.

They'll set up a ruckus that'll summon the Geese.

Now, Geese can be aggressive and scary, but if you've a shotgun or machete, you're on the winning side of that equation.

Or so you thought.

Ever tried to walk across a concrete driveway covered in Goose Shit?

Yeah, good luck making it to the front porch there, Cletus!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2019 12:20 AM (QzJWU)

430 It's tough; I love writing dialogue [the bricks],
but laying down the descriptions of the characters, the situations, and
the actions [the mortar] is not as easy going, at least if I want it
done well.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:18 AM (oZuI0)

I can't even imagine what it takes to do any of it. I'm sure it's satisfying once you put a bow on it and call it a day. I would think the hardest part would be what to leave out.

It's so easy to describe too much and that can only be seen after you leave it for a while and come back to it.

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2019 12:21 AM (R+4P1)

431 Democrats lie for fun.
Posted by: ...

People who lie are scum. So says my wife... Morgan Fairchild.
Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:21 AM (SfYbS)

432 423 What if...
the MSM was around when Christ was born?

https://tinyurl.com/yx3ogmcx
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)

--LMAO at the PP/King Herod item

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:22 AM (oZuI0)

433 Huh. Someone at Insty commented "WeirdDave-love that f**kin guy.".

He must not read here much.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 28, 2019 12:22 AM (CTvSA)

434 {{{DWS}}} Just watched one of my favorite Christmas movies. Three Godfathers with the Duke. Nice Christmas for you?

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2019 12:23 AM (MTxDQ)

435
Clempson.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 12:23 AM (NMAzL)

436 Prediction: Clemson will maul Ohio State tomorrow.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:09 AM (oZuI0)



I hope not.

I expect LSU to do well, since Oklahoma has like 4 starters out.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2019 12:24 AM (Z7lwY)

437
Dabo has surpassed even Danny Ford in redneck god status around here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (NMAzL)

438 *Offers moonshine jug as peace offering*
Posted by: Linn Ridge

Well alright then.

Hey.

My grandaddy had a jug JUST LIKE THIS

Posted by: Miklos, and here we go at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

439 Marxist labor theory posits that those that own the means of production exploit the laborers by forcing them to work beyond earning their own needs to supply for the profits of the employers.

I quipped today that what with the success of the great society and labor and minimum wage laws we have made that equation much more equitable, but that now the government takes the difference.

Try that on your family neo-marxist and see if they go into abort/retry/fail mode.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (1glZx)

440 I hope not.

I expect LSU to do well, since Oklahoma has like 4 starters out.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2019 12:24 AM (Z7lwY)

--I was surprised to see Clemson was favoured (according to Bing), since so many peeps were down on their schedule.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:27 AM (oZuI0)

441 Huh. Someone at Insty commented "WeirdDave-love that f**kin guy.".

He must not read here much.
Posted by: Weirddave

Might be using Advanced Accessibility Features.

Posted by: Miklos, as good a guess as any other at December 28, 2019 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)

442 Clempson.
Posted by: publius

Wodehouse really should have set a Psmith story there.

Posted by: Mipklos at December 28, 2019 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)

443 I'm having a hard time imagining the incommensurable Miklos as any sort of 'redneck'...

UNLESS he keeps a can of paint and a brush in his car for those occasions when he must climb the water tower and redeem his sister's honour!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 28, 2019 12:29 AM (7WaWV)

444 Try that on your family neo-marxist and see if they go into abort/retry/fail mode.
Posted by: Kindltot

I like Stefan Molyneux's "waiter wandering around a forest trying to wait on people" argument to debunk the labor theory of value.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:30 AM (SfYbS)

445 so, if I want to have sex with a crab, I have to become a robot?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2019 12:30 AM (h1jJh)

446 My grandaddy had a jug JUST LIKE THIS
Posted by: Miklos, and here we go at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

*Shifty eyes*
*Starts edging towards door*

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 28, 2019 12:30 AM (MIUG6)

447 After he was chastened over the nappy headed hoes thing, Imus was never quite the same. I don't think he loved his job anymore after that.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 28, 2019 12:31 AM (I99aF)

448 Dabo has surpassed even Danny Ford in redneck god status around here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (NMAzL)

--Alas, the Dabo vs. Jimbo tilt is no longer an annual thing.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:31 AM (oZuI0)

449 by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 28, 2019 12:20 AM (MIUG6)

429 Chickens are an essential part of any in-depth Home Security System.

They'll set up a ruckus that'll summon the Geese.

Now, Geese can be aggressive and scary, but if you've a shotgun or machete, you're on the winning side of that equation.

Or so you thought.

Ever tried to walk across a concrete driveway covered in Goose Shit?

Yeah, good luck making it to the front porch there, Cletus!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2019 12:20 AM (QzJWU)

Guinea fowl and turkey, maybe some peafowl for night duty. No one is getting close without some noise and maybe some blood.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 28, 2019 12:31 AM (Rz2Nc)

450 > they just spout
off a bunch of BS, but never state an actual fact.

Often they just parrot crap they've seen in the communist media because they think it makes them sound "smart". For example, "emoluments". Maybe one out of ten could even say what they think an emolument is, and that one likely thinks it's some kind of sexual lubricant.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2019 12:32 AM (+U6PJ)

451
A successful Clempson football coach has to have a certain redneck je ne sais quoi. Danny Ford had it, and Dabo's got in spades.

I'm trying to think of the words to describe it. Cocky. Swagger. Redneck swagger. Shit eating grin.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 12:32 AM (NMAzL)

452 so, if I want to have sex with a crab, I have to become a robot?

You don't have to, but it does keep the claws from pinching you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Setting the world on fire, one match at a time. at December 28, 2019 12:33 AM (SchxB)

453 UNLESS he keeps a can of paint and a brush in his car for those occasions when he must climb the water tower and redeem his sister's honour!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto

Less'n they pays me not to-hee hee

Posted by: Ernest T. Miklos-Bass at December 28, 2019 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)

454 Anyone see Schlichter on Tucker tonight?

Hilarious but FAR too short.

Posted by: ghost of bob crane at December 28, 2019 12:35 AM (ZRnWI)

455 Try that on your family neo-marxist and see if they go into abort/retry/fail mode.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2019 12:26 AM (1glZx)

It's an awesomely stated point. They don't care.

Today I was arguing with Lefty (extremely rare) because he was making fun of his "friend" who didn't like ObamaCare even though she has chronic illness. He said what's wrong with providing healthcare for everyone?

I told him it doesn't "provide Healthcare for everyone". It's a giant handout by one political party to the big insurance companies who wrote it. He said he didn't mind because "someone has to make out in the deal". I said "the people" are supposed to make out in the deal. Not big corporations. Didn't faze him.

Lefties don't care about one thing they profess to care about other than sexual deviance and taking away rights from Americans they disagree with.

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2019 12:35 AM (uEbPt)

456 They'll set up a ruckus that'll summon the Geese.


The ancient Romans had geese to guard the temple on the Capitoline Hill.

Posted by: Miklosius, salve at December 28, 2019 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)

457 454 Anyone see Schlichter on Tucker tonight?

Hilarious but FAR too short.
Posted by: ghost of bob crane at December 28, 2019 12:35 AM (ZRnWI)

--Any Tucker episode with Steyn guest hosting is far too short.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 12:37 AM (oZuI0)

458 The ancient Romans had geese to guard the temple on the Capitoline Hill.

Posted by: Miklosius, salve

Those geese were sacred to Jupiter, they were. Saved our asses in C dickity III. We had to say dickity then, because the barbarians had stolen our word for XX.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:41 AM (SfYbS)

459 {{{{{Infidel}}}}}

Christmas eve with son and girlfriend. Christmas the two of us. I had to work the last two days. Hope you enjoyed your time off Getting Christmas cheer from the neighbor right now

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 28, 2019 12:42 AM (/UQ/R)

460 ..A successful Clempson football coach has to have a certain redneck je ne sais quoi. Danny Ford had it, and Dabo's got in spades.

I'm trying to think of the words to describe it. Cocky. Swagger. Redneck swagger. Shit eating grin.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 12:32 AM (NMAzL)



Foghorn. Leghorn.

Coaching, on the Sidelines.

And using his team to lift up the tail of the opposing coach, and paddle the hell out that ass before the other coach even awakened.

I swear, Bear Bryant had to have looked up upon That Rooster as the epitome of Redneckian Swagger, and molded himself accordingly.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2019 12:42 AM (QzJWU)

461
I like Stefan Molyneux's "waiter wandering
around a forest trying to wait on people" argument to debunk the labor
theory of value.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:30 AM (SfYbS)




Even Marx realized labor did not impart value to everything, he referred to productive labor only. Unfortunately, "productive" actually means "something that has use for someone" and you are right back to having to pretend that individual demand drives the concept of value, and both parties in a voluntary exchange seek profit or else they don't make it, and pretending that the concept of worth is a subjective and not an objective element.

I will admit that Marx truly understood and described interchanges under a coercive regime, and I claim that there is objective proof of this based on observation of the societies that have used his political and economic system to run their countries, and what was the ultimate result.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2019 12:42 AM (1glZx)

462 We had to say dickity then, because the barbarians had stolen our word for XX.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable

I reckon Granny can fix you up with some of her XXX rheumatiz medicine, but I'd take it with a caution.

Posted by: Jedius Clampettus at December 28, 2019 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

463 Gah.

having to pretend that individual demand drives doesn't drive the concept of value [. . .]

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2019 12:46 AM (1glZx)

464 Lefties don't care about one thing they profess to
care about other than sexual deviance and taking away rights from
Americans they disagree with.
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2019 12:35 AM (uEbPt)


the whole thing is that someone is stealing from them. They are willing to break eggs to get an omlette, but point out that they have broken eggs and hardly a whiff of omlette yet, 'cept up at Bernie's table.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2019 12:49 AM (1glZx)

465 Posted by: Kindltot

FUN FACT

I studied at Karl Marx University in the last years before the namee (and many other things) changed.

Oddly, after 40 years under a socialist/communist regime, nobody at KMU was actually teaching anything Marxist.

I mean, srsly?

Posted by: Miklos from MKKE at December 28, 2019 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

466 I like Stefan Molyneux's "waiter wandering
around a forest trying to wait on people" argument to debunk the labor
theory of value.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:30 AM (SfYbS)
---
I have often offered to dig up somebody's lawn to disprove the labor theory of value.

Don't try to steal my labor by not paying me, running dog.

Posted by: Axeman at December 28, 2019 12:51 AM (Eicbe)

467 I remember the time I took the trireme to Herculanium. In those days it cost 2 sesterces to take the trireme if you were willing to help row, but 3 denarii if you wanted to just ride...
So I tied some garlic to my belt, which was the style at the time...

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 12:51 AM (SfYbS)

468 I remember the time I took the trireme to Herculanium. In those days it cost 2 sesterces to take the trireme if you were willing to help row, but 3 denarii if you wanted to just ride...
So I tied some garlic to my belt, which was the style at the time...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable

Plagiarism.

Not that I would know anything about that.

Posted by: Lunchpail Joe at December 28, 2019 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

469 I've always believed the the 'labour theory of value" in socialist nations was the art of pretending to work whilst one's betters pretended to pay him...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 28, 2019 12:54 AM (7WaWV)

470 Ok, so the rubber chicken bit was hilariously funny.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 28, 2019 12:57 AM (+ldAm)

471 Not that I would know anything about that.

Posted by: Lunchpail Joe at December 28, 2019 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

Trireme, bireme, it's a reme job anyway you look at it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2019 12:57 AM (/sgva)

472 Reckon Teh Horde's done run off to study Marxist theory...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 28, 2019 12:58 AM (7WaWV)

473 I've always believed the the 'labour theory of value" in socialist nations was the art of pretending to work whilst one's betters pretended to pay him...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no

Well.

Unemployment was prohibited and did not exist in the Hungarian Peoples' Republic. If you didn't have a job, you were assigned one. You got some minimal money, and maybe a place in a workers' hostel. Of course, such people were not expected to do anything productive. They spent their days smoking Kossuth cigarettes out by the loading dock, and nobody cared if they were drunk.

Posted by: Miklos, with unfond recollections at December 28, 2019 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

474 Journey of the Sorcerer, the song that you can never believe was actually done by the Eagles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZdZKolMIl0

no reason, just because.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2019 01:00 AM (V2Yro)

475 ...They spent their days smoking Kossuth cigarettes out by the loading dock, and nobody cared if they were drunk.

Posted by: Miklos, with unfond recollections at December 28, 2019 12:59 AM



Good work if one can get it?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 28, 2019 01:01 AM (7WaWV)

476 They spent their days smoking Kossuth cigarettes out by the loading dock, and nobody cared if they were drunk.

Still more productive than I was today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Setting the world on fire, one match at a time. at December 28, 2019 01:02 AM (SchxB)

477 Good work if one can get it?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no

Took me a while, but yeah.

Posted by: Miklos, no worries at December 28, 2019 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)

478 Wow, look at all the comments.

Anyway, given that Ilhan Omar is not from West Virginia, isn't it time all those incest jokes were switched over to Minnesota? I suspect WV is not getting a fair shake.

Also .. no, damn, I forget what I was going to say.

Posted by: Persnickety at December 28, 2019 01:03 AM (0ORd4)

479 Marxist theory always skips the coercion element. The rifle butt to the temple to get things moving.

Posted by: klaftern at December 28, 2019 01:04 AM (RuIsu)

480
Pedo priest gets just deserts:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7830283

A 19 yr old killed a pedo priest who had abused him (and his father years earlier!) by ramming a crucifix down the priest's throat. The priest was 91.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)

481 Good work if one can get it?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 28, 2019 01:01 AM (7WaWV)

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Y7tz_NS0oug

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2019 01:06 AM (/sgva)

482 Marxist theory always skips the coercion element. The rifle butt to the temple to get things moving.
Posted by: klaftern

We shall give it one more try.

The Great North American Dignity Canal will be on time and under budget.

Posted by: Miklos, getting his PMP just for this at December 28, 2019 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)

483 474 Journey of the Sorcerer, the song that you can never believe was actually done by the Eagles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZdZKolMIl0

no reason, just because.

--

Never heard that before, but it sounded familiar instantly so i googled it and there it was, theme song for hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

Posted by: ghb7 at December 28, 2019 01:08 AM (B6JeB)

484 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Thank you for your earlier suggestions a couple of weeks ago. I followed some.

On Christmas Day, among other things, I replaced the wiring harness all by my lonesome, and without removing the front bumper.

I was and remain proud of myself.

Posted by: Miklos, headlights are good (hehe) at December 28, 2019 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

485 On Christmas Day, among other things, I replaced the wiring harness all by my lonesome, and without removing the front bumper.

I was and remain proud of myself.
Posted by: Miklos, headlights are good (hehe) at December 28, 2019 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

Well done!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2019 01:12 AM (/sgva)

486 The Great North American Dignity Canal will be on time and under budget.
Posted by: Miklos, getting his PMP just for this

An army of Zeks stands ready to do their duty for the Motherland.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 01:12 AM (SfYbS)

487 so there i was, ankle deep in machine gun links and grenade pins,. trying to fine the clackers for the next line of claymores and fougasse...

can i get some FPF over here people??!?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:28 AM (D75ha)

488 Way to kill teh Thread, Prince Ludwig!

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2019 01:28 AM (oZuI0)

489 A 19 yr old killed a pedo priest who had abused him
(and his father years earlier!) by ramming a crucifix down the priest's
throat. The priest was 91.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)

---
i lurve a story with a happy ending.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:31 AM (D75ha)

490 249 Hey everybody, again.

Okay, I promised an update on my arm situation, so here goes. Saw my doctor and she did immediate X-rays. Turns out it looks like I have a pinched nerve in my neck.

She gave me a referral to physical therapy and a neurologist, but in the meantime, she thinks the damage is reversible. Still, she definitely wants me to kick it up several notches on the diet and exercise, which I plan to do. I already got me a big bag of spicy beef jerky for snacks. :-)

So, looks like I'm gonna live. Yay!
Posted by: qdpsteve
-------
I was in misery for nearly two months and the doc tried everything as well as physical therapy without any success.

Then I finally convinced them to allow me some chiropractic visits and I've been to four so far and I feel like a new man. I've got 8 more visits left on the original authorization and the chiropractor swears he will have me dancing by then.

You should check into it.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 28, 2019 01:34 AM (+ldAm)

491 a good chiropractor is worth their weight in gold.

i'm blessed in that the office i go to is owned by a vet who decided he liked me and Herself, and considers us friends.

i get my care on the left, and herself pays though insurance.

adjustments, cold laser therapy, joint tapings, etc...

you name it, i get it. he and his peeps are absolute lifesavers, allowing my broken body to still "function", after a fashion...

i'd be F'ed w/o them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:40 AM (D75ha)

492 Nalnamsam, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 01:41 AM (L2ZTs)

493 so there i was, ankle deep in machine gun links and grenade pins,. trying to fine the clackers for the next line of claymores and fougasse...

can i get some FPF over here people??!?
Posted by: redc1c4

the foo gas knob is on your left

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2019 01:41 AM (B7KlG)

494 I'm wondering if this new WW1 movie, 1917, is worth a see.

The entire film is presented as one long unbroken shot, although I'm not sure it was actually filmed that way.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 01:42 AM (L2ZTs)

495 480
Pedo priest gets just deserts:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7830283

A 19 yr old killed a pedo priest who had abused him (and his father years earlier!) by ramming a crucifix down the priest's throat. The priest was 91.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)

Not entirely sure anybody's gonna find peace after that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2019 01:52 AM (vVOK2)

496
the foo gas knob is on your left

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2019 01:41 AM (B7KlG)
---oh shit.... *that* left.

scrambles wildly, throws switches, hears/feels a series of satisfying BOOMs and strangled screaming....

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:53 AM (D75ha)

497 494 I'm wondering if this new WW1 movie, 1917, is worth a see.

The entire film is presented as one long unbroken shot, although I'm not sure it was actually filmed that way.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 01:42 AM (L2ZTs)



Probably not. But doing it so that they can edit it to look like it is, is also pretty impressive.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2019 01:54 AM (Z7lwY)

498 and there is nothing quite like the scent of 30W oil baking off a hot machine gun barrel...

it smells like... victory.


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:56 AM (D75ha)

499 buzzion, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 01:56 AM (L2ZTs)

500 Goodnight everyone, thanks for the fun chat and support tonight. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2019 02:03 AM (L2ZTs)

501 Heh. I was thinking of replacing the factory radio in my '96 Suburban with one that has a front-panel USB port so I can play music mp3's off a thumb drive.

I have such a stereo, a Pioneer, on hand, salvaged from a '95 Chevy pickup I scrapped out. Looking up radio pinouts, I think this might just plug right in with the adaptor harness already on the stereo.

That would be nice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2019 02:05 AM (/sgva)

502 And I am going to go to bed. Road trip tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2019 02:06 AM (/sgva)

503 so there i was, ankle deep in machine gun links and grenade pins,. trying to fine the clackers for the next line of claymores and fougasse...

can i get some FPF over here people??!?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 01:28 AM


Dude. Why work so hard? Just call in danger close onto your position, and let the fast movers, Sandy, gunships, and arty deal with the situation, while you kick back?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 28, 2019 02:15 AM (DMUuz)

504 i need to get our "new" 2013 Nissan Frontier into the shop to get the "Las Vegas Testing Sight" window tinting removed, so i can see out the back sides...

and find out how, and how much, to get a Sirius/XM receiver in it, because LA radio sucks, and solo CDs aren't going to cut it in LA traffic.

Little Steven's Underground Garage FTW, even with his Leftard politics.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 02:19 AM (D75ha)

505 Dude. Why work so hard? Just call in danger close
onto your position, and let the fast movers, Sandy, gunships, and arty
deal with the situation, while you kick back?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 28, 2019 02:15 AM (DMUuz)

---
and miss all the fun?


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 02:20 AM (D75ha)

506 Heh. I was thinking of replacing the factory radio in my '96 Suburban with one that has a front-panel USB port so I can play music mp3's off a thumb drive.

I have such a stereo, a Pioneer, on hand, salvaged from a '95 Chevy pickup I scrapped out. Looking up radio pinouts, I think this might just plug right in with the adaptor harness already on the stereo.

That would be nice.


Heh. Wiring car radios is something I know cold. You mean there might be something automotive that I'm better than you at? I sincerely doubt it.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 28, 2019 02:21 AM (k5ANL)

507 What an awesome ONT. Has me laughing out loud from the start, which caused my daughter to come running asking what was so funny, only to get a look from her apropos to that top gif re bad dad jokes. Kids just dont get the hilarity of it all.

Posted by: Mr. Thompson at December 28, 2019 02:25 AM (v+3QR)

508 The Bad Dad Jokes meme is hilarious. Wonder who the flying wrestler is.

Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 02:35 AM (7juvc)

509 i installed an AM/FM cassette in my US Army CUCV pickup.... for AT 99.... there was fuck all in the way of radio signal out there, but i had ammo cans full of cassettes.

the tunes made it tolerable, and there is nothing in the world like blaring "Sleep that Burns" by Be Bop Deluxe as the sun comes up over Planet Irwin for another fun filled day in paradise.

those were the days.

and they paid me to perform them. /winning!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pINPYGLSLIw

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 02:36 AM (D75ha)

510
re movies that look like one continous shot:
Check out Quarantine, based on Spanish film REC.
They actually pull it off pretty well, including breaks for camera battery changes.

Posted by: Gooshy at December 28, 2019 02:45 AM (UWzLT)

511 Free (as in inexpensive) life coaching advice for The Horde: Avoid punches to the stomach after heavy meals.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 28, 2019 02:49 AM (DMUuz)

512 Victoria (2015) is an actual one take movie.

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2019 03:13 AM (uEbPt)

513 Goodnight Horde.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Go Hawkeyes at December 28, 2019 03:36 AM (SfYbS)

514 hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2019 03:54 AM (D75ha)

515 2 hours of work left, home for 3-4 hours of sleep,and off to family party

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 28, 2019 04:04 AM (4X5xS)

516 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 28, 2019 04:09 AM (arJlL)

517 JT How you doing?

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 04:30 AM (ZCEU2)

518 Trying to decide to get up or not

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 04:40 AM (ZCEU2)

519 I, for one, welcome our new robot sex crab overlords.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 28, 2019 05:02 AM (1CjJc)

520 I do have sausages and French toast to make as a incentive

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 05:04 AM (ZCEU2)

521 And coffee?

Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:11 AM (7juvc)

522 And coffee? Yes, please.

Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 28, 2019 05:14 AM (Z/jzm)

523
"Moose" (Minecraft parody of "Panda" by Desiigner)

https://youtu.be/FcdyhPP1zv8

It ends around 3:40. Do yourself a big favor and stop there as the gabble gut who then comes on is an annoying babbling idiot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2019 05:15 AM (pNxlR)

524
There were two sweet potato pies brought for Christmas Day dinner. It appears that I will be regular for the next week as the missus wants nothing to do with them. Lucky me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2019 05:17 AM (pNxlR)

525 Basically done as a substitute for pumpkin Krebs?

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)

526
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2019 05:25 AM (mDlMB)

527
525 Basically done as a substitute for pumpkin Krebs?
Posted by: Skip


Basically done as "that's all that was left in the store" by her.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2019 05:26 AM (pNxlR)

528 JT How you doing?

Just ducky.....quack-quack !

Posted by: JT at December 28, 2019 05:26 AM (arJlL)

529 I should have said "covfefe."

Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:27 AM (7juvc)

530 Revisiting Brian Stelter's inane tracking of PDT's typos (a clip of it in "The Worst" video in Ace's Brian Stelter post):

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vqsvo2w

Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:29 AM (7juvc)

531 My uncle will occasionally slip in a sweet potato pie trying to fake out unsuspecting victims who think its a pumpkin pie.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 05:30 AM (ZCEU2)

532
Who's watching this in [ insert a recent year here ]?


-- what passes as YouTube commentary small talk.

(Me, I'm there for documentary videos, not the commentary.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2019 05:33 AM (pNxlR)

533 Nah, the clip of Brian Stelter tracking PDT's typos is in the "Brain Stelter Unhinged" video in Ace's Brian Stelter post, starting at about 9:20).

Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:34 AM (7juvc)

534 "Brain Stelter," I typed. Oops.

Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:35 AM (7juvc)

535 Mark Dice is a national treasure.

Posted by: m at December 28, 2019 05:37 AM (7juvc)

536
Here's something I am trying to remember how it was done, but I might have the initial conditions or rules for making moves wrong. It was part of a team building exercise during a training course that I took IIRC.

You have, say, seven people standing in a line on which there are eight places to stand:

A B C D _ E F G, where the underscore is the open space.

Only two people can change places at a time (or one person and the open space).

How do people move from the initial position shown above to this final position:

G F E _ D C B A

(There may have been more than one open space.)

Is this familiar at all to any of you? Thanks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2019 05:44 AM (pNxlR)

537 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2019 05:51 AM (tT0V4)

538 It would appear that many of us help populate the comments over at Insty's place.

Even saw Sven show up over there in the comments.


I do miss seeing him here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2019 05:53 AM (tT0V4)

539 Last!

Posted by: fluffy at December 28, 2019 05:55 AM (dCRRg)

540 And we did it!


We broke our own record...

https://cbsloc.al/2Q506I3

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2019 05:55 AM (tT0V4)

541 Well, my coffee , oatmeal Debbie, orange, and venison sausage/cheese/mustard tortilla are packed and read to go work with me. Calling for rain in ETEX today. And football! See you good people tonight.
Eromero, Clemson fan

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2019 05:56 AM (UUkQp)

542 Rain here tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2019 06:00 AM (ZCEU2)

543 Le NOOD.

It be here

And shit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2019 06:04 AM (tT0V4)

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