The Morning Rant

"After the House voted in favor of the articles of impeachment, do you realize there were people who thought that this meant that trump was no longer president?

"It's true. Where I live, they actually had a celebratory protest at the usual location where all of the other 'F* Trump' protests were held, and these idiots were jumping up and down, tooting little horns, and waving signs that proclaimed how great it was that the Bad Orange Man was finally gone.

"And this is a college town. Which should be full of smart people, or so they keep telling us, what with all of the perfessers and academic geniuses and gender studies majors boosting our collective IQ up into the stratosphere.

"So with all of our rocket scientists, you'd think that at least some of them would have taken a basic civics class in high school, so they would know at least something about the impeachment process.

"But no, apparently nobody around here has. And *we're* supposed to be the ones who are dumb.

"And does anybody believe that Pelosi is going to formally hand off the articles of impeachment to the Senate? She's already making a bunch of excuses why she might not, I mean, essentially, she won't do it unless she is guaranteed a guilty verdict. That's what all of her demands boil down to.

"But with their go/no-go waffling on impeachment, it is becoming clear that the progressives have hollowed out the impeachment process and are now wearing its skin and demanding respect. That is, they're insisting that the House with Pelosi sitting on the articles is solemn and momentous. They get mad when you point out that they've reduced it to just another species of political theater.

"It doesn't mean anything if they don't do anything with it. The House vote, as it stands, is just an 'Orange Man bad!' hissy fit.

"And those dimwits who were celebrating because they think Donald Trump is no longer in office? They're in for the mother of all hangovers."

Behold the Parade of Ignorance:

(click to enlarge)

I'll Bet She Thinks She's The Smartest One In The Room:

"It's OK When *We* Do It", Part CXLVII:

Back when a racist photo first surfaced in his medical school yearbook, most Va lawmakers, our editorial page (and yours truly) said ⁦@GovernorVA⁩ should resign. We were wrong. https://t.co/bA25YpnWbk
— Karen Tumulty (@ktumulty) December 28, 2019

Compare & Contrast:

compare and contrast - before and after.jpg

"Anyone else notice that Bill
appears to be turning into a
Nazgul?"

Not The Babylon Bee:

Lynn Yaeger, Vogue Editor says Melania Trumps wardrobe is tasteless, and out of fashion. Honestly, you couldn't write the script. pic.twitter.com/bnB5x1o9VT
— Dr James Kent (@DrJamesKent3) December 26, 2019

Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Friday's Celebs: Olivia Hussey, who always looked amazingly young to me, and Jim Caviezel. The connection is that both played roles as members of The Holy Family, albeit in different movies.

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Vintage Soft Drinks:

(click for bigger cans)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:16 AM

Comments

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1 7th grade civics indeed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2019 11:16 AM (zZbCU)

2 uno!

Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2019 11:17 AM (AMIL/)

3 not-o!

Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2019 11:17 AM (AMIL/)

4 Vivian Leigh and Laurence Olivier?

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2019 11:17 AM (X/Pw5)

5 Is that Yeager a Meister?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 30, 2019 11:18 AM (JFO2v)

6 Linda Darnell and...cannot think of his name, dang it!

Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2019 11:18 AM (AMIL/)

7 Top ten?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2019 11:19 AM (axyOa)

8 Heh, I've been reminding lefties that since he was impeached, this term doesn't count and he can run for two more terms. They usually believe me.

Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2019 11:19 AM (B7KlG)

9 4 Vivian Leigh and Laurence Olivier?
Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2019 11:17 AM (X/Pw5)

Wrong on both! Report to detention study hall immediately after school.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:19 AM (9QCBn)

10 6 Linda Darnell and...cannot think of his name, dang it!
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2019 11:18 AM (AMIL/)

Partial credit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:20 AM (9QCBn)

11 Good morning y'all!

Vacation is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2019 11:20 AM (Jk+3L)

12 "The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments."

There isn't a word in the Constitution that the Left doesn't want to undermine.

And that includes We.The.People

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2019 11:20 AM (rbX1J)

13 That photo of Lynn Yaeger is disturbing. It should come with a NSFB (not safe for breakfast) warning.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:20 AM (Uu+Jp)

14 AM I the only one that is trying to decide which liquor goes with each vintage soda?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 30, 2019 11:20 AM (JFO2v)

15 Robert Taylor

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2019 11:21 AM (rbX1J)

16 I'll take a sixer of the Good-O Bubble Gum Pop please. Does it have electrolytes? Forget it, doesn't matter, send it over.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 30, 2019 11:21 AM (jp0Bv)

17 12 "The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments."

There isn't a word in the Constitution that the Left doesn't want to undermine.

And that includes We.The.People
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2019 11:20 AM (rbX1J)

======

But the Constitutional Court!

It says Constitution!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2019 11:21 AM (zZbCU)

18 Awesome rant by MPPP linked in the sidebar.
Clarice Feldman lurking -- I knew I liked her!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

19 I don't know who these people are but I'm about to go from ashy to classy!

Posted by: Ashy Larry at December 30, 2019 11:21 AM (BDZWU)

20 Wrong on both! Report to detention study hall immediately after school.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:19 AM (9QCBn)

It was a desperation shot...since I can't cheat anymore.

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2019 11:21 AM (X/Pw5)

21 14 AM I the only one that is trying to decide which liquor goes with each vintage soda?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 30, 2019 11:20 AM (JFO2v)

Doesn't vodka go with everything?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (Uu+Jp)

22 16 I'll take a sixer of the Good-O Bubble Gum Pop please. Does it have electrolytes? Forget it, doesn't matter, send it over.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 30, 2019 11:21 AM (jp0Bv)

Brawndo has electrolytes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (JFO2v)

23 I don't know who the dude is but he is obviously a Dapper Dan man.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (ZLI7S)

24 Linda Darnell and Tyrone Power Jr.

The Mark of Zorro, 20th Century-Fox, 1940.

https://tinyurl.com/vo8murw

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (Ki5SV)

25 No wonder the activist left was so impatient with Nancy. They thought she could easily remove Trump and just want doing it.

I wonder if the "impeachment is boring" bit from AOC came because she found out impeachment doesn't mean removal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (zZbCU)

26 15 Robert Taylor
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2019 11:21 AM (rbX1J)

No, sorry. You must now stand in the corner.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (MRoRq)

27 Tyrone!

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (aS1PU)

28 AM I the only one that is trying to decide which liquor goes with each vintage soda?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Cactus Cooler demands mescal

Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2019 11:23 AM (B7KlG)

29 The dollface is fap-worthy and the guy is Jimmy Garoppolo

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at December 30, 2019 11:23 AM (CLteG)

30 Those 30s mustaches (male photo #3) were horrible.

That's why I hated Iron Man in college, he had one of those dopey mustaches and this was the 70s. That's how I knew he was an asshole.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, mustachioed at December 30, 2019 11:23 AM (gd9RK)

31 18 Awesome rant by MPPP linked in the sidebar.
Clarice Feldman lurking -- I knew I liked her!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

Yes! Unfortunately she didn't provide a link to AoSHQ.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:23 AM (MRoRq)

32 25 No wonder the activist left was so impatient with Nancy. They thought she could easily remove Trump and just want doing it.

I wonder if the "impeachment is boring" bit from AOC came because she found out impeachment doesn't mean removal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (zZbCU)

Sounds plausible.

Posted by: Someguy at December 30, 2019 11:23 AM (9PapW)

33 Doesn't vodka go with everything?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Everclear

Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2019 11:23 AM (B7KlG)

34
Linda Darnell and Tyrone Power. The Mark of Zorro

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2019 11:23 AM (kw5n8)

35 27 Tyrone!
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (aS1PU

Yes!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:24 AM (MRoRq)

36 Nick and Nora Charles!

Posted by: pep at December 30, 2019 11:24 AM (T6t7i)

37 34
Linda Darnell and Tyrone Power. The Mark of Zorro
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2019 11:23 AM (kw5n

And TQM for the trifecta!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:24 AM (MRoRq)

38 Yes! Unfortunately she didn't provide a link to AoSHQ.
Posted by: OregonMuse

Opsec, always think opsec

Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2019 11:24 AM (B7KlG)

39 >>"And does anybody believe that Pelosi is going to formally hand off the
articles of impeachment to the Senate? She's already making a bunch of
excuses why she might not, I mean, essentially, she won't do it unless
she is guaranteed a guilty verdict. That's what all of her demands boil
down to.

Honestly, could they any more obviously, brazenly lawless?!
LOVE that Trump tweeted that video of Pelosi's son's Ukraine gas business. Keep hammering these corrupt Dems, Donnie!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)

40 Constitutional Court is that day time show, right?

The one where the lady yells at everyone and the commercials are all ambulance chasers?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 30, 2019 11:25 AM (xfb67)

41 30 Those 30s mustaches (male photo #3) were horrible.

That's why I hated Iron Man in college, he had one of those dopey mustaches and this was the 70s. That's how I knew he was an asshole.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, mustachioed at December 30, 2019 11:23 AM (gd9RK)

Grooming must have been a challenge.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:25 AM (Uu+Jp)

42 Is it a circus clown?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:25 AM (ycWCI)

43 Linda Darnell and Tyrone Power

Posted by: fktheleft at December 30, 2019 11:25 AM (I54dk)

44 Awesome rant by MPPP linked in the sidebar.
Clarice Feldman lurking -- I knew I liked her!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

Thank you, dear lady.

The funny thing - or, actually, not so funny - about my little rant being outlinked is that I opened my e-mail today with trepidation, wondering if a bunch of lefty clowns had tracked me down and were sending me death threats.

None yet.

And I think I am going to revamp the rant for the local rag. We had Tulsi Gabbard in the area over the weekend, calling for "unity" in Washington. Yeah - you first, sugartits.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 11:25 AM (Ki5SV)

45 Loved the Civics lecturers. Our betters ...

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 30, 2019 11:25 AM (im6pB)

46 Happy-ish Monday Morning ...

Posted by: Adriane the Community Organizer Critic ... at December 30, 2019 11:26 AM (LPnfS)

47 Honestly, could they BE any more obviously, brazenly lawless?!

Nice try for a Chandler Bing quote, but you left out the most important word.

Posted by: pep at December 30, 2019 11:26 AM (T6t7i)

48 Doesn't vodka go with everything?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (Uu+Jp)

Only if you use enough of it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 30, 2019 11:26 AM (BiNEL)

49 Clarice Feldman lurking -- I knew I liked her!

Prolly not. Captain Hate says he posts HQ quotes, with attribution, somewhere that Clarice posts.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, mustachioed at December 30, 2019 11:26 AM (gd9RK)

50 >>
Yes! Unfortunately she didn't provide a link to AoSHQ.

Posted by: OregonMuse

Heh, more mysterious."Who is this Mary Poppins, er, fellow? Where can I find his newsletter?"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:26 AM (bDqIh)

51 Tyrone Shoelaces

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2019 11:27 AM (aKsyK)

52 Pearl Harbor Sody Pop?

Bet you can't make an ice cream float with that stuff!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 11:27 AM (m45I2)

53 And TQM for the trifecta!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:24 AM (MRoRq)

Mary Poppins beat me to it at #24. But that's a really good movie and has Basil Rathbone as the bad guy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2019 11:27 AM (kw5n8)

54 I have achieved the fully allotted 29 years of age and do not remember the Dr. Pepper can.

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2019 11:27 AM (Jk+3L)

55 Zorro, eh? A man from the elites taking up the cause of the common people against his fellow elites who are hell-bent on abusing and exploiting them. Sounds familiar.

Extra bonus points, it's California.

If Gavin Gruesome winds up tied up on the wrong side of the border with Nevada with the letter "Z" smartly slashed in his knickers, well, I'll be over here laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State: Hostis Humani Generis
at December 30, 2019 11:28 AM (Rvlwi)

56 >>Honestly, could they BE any more obviously, brazenly lawless?!

Nice try for a Chandler Bing quote, but you left out the most important word.

Dammit!! Thanks for Chanandlerizing it

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

57 Sadly, it is highly possible that schools in some cities do teach about "constitutional courts" sitting in judgement of Republicans.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 30, 2019 11:28 AM (JRaU+)

58 And I think I am going to revamp the rant for the local rag. We had Tulsi Gabbard in the area over the weekend, calling for "unity" in Washington. Yeah - you first, sugartits.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 11:25 AM (Ki5SV)

Pro trip: If you use the word "sugartits" in your rant, the local rag probably won't publish it. Unfortunately.

(Unless it's one of those alt-weekly progressive rag and all of the editors are high on Tide pods and weed.)

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:29 AM (MRoRq)

59 Joan Collins, Constitional Court afficianado

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at December 30, 2019 11:29 AM (X+a7J)

60 52 Pearl Harbor Sody Pop?

Bet you can't make an ice cream float with that stuff!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 11:27 AM (m45I2)

Hmmm, it is hard to make a confectionery Pearl Harbor joke...

...

I got nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:29 AM (ycWCI)

61 Boy, were the Sixties a healthier time, or what? Look at all of those fruit sodas! Brings back good times.

But I now wonder: Why wasn't there blueberry, black raspberry, fig, and apricot sodas?

Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2019 11:29 AM (AMIL/)

62 The only pop cans I remember are Tahitian Treat and A&W Root Beer.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:29 AM (Uu+Jp)

63 Jessie!

And now Tyrone!

OLEO OLEO O

Posted by: Doris Day and the Thames at December 30, 2019 11:30 AM (l8gTz)

64 *No, sorry. You must now stand in the corner.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (MRoRq)*

After school detentions and standing in the corner, OM be grading hard on this one.

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2019 11:30 AM (Jk+3L)

65 I wonder if the Progs are going to memory hole all of the old, non PC movies. They are poised to have that ability, with the coming exclusivity of streaming, and the demise of DVD and Bluray. They already control regular TV, so

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2019 11:30 AM (90T4r)

66 Vintage sodas look good, but I think I'll pass on the "Ball Punch".

"Marketing" was invented a few years later.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2019 11:30 AM (P1f+c)

67 The Constitutional Court

What in the actual hell?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 30, 2019 11:30 AM (Boy/L)

68 Cactus Cooler demands mescal
Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2019 11:23 AM (B7KlG)

Ay brand that you like better than others?

Asking for my husband ...

Posted by: Adriane the Community Organizer Critic ... at December 30, 2019 11:30 AM (LPnfS)

69 "Lynn Yaeger"

What....is that?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2019 11:30 AM (vN4+Q)

70 >>Prolly not. Captain Hate says he posts HQ quotes, with attribution, somewhere that Clarice posts.

Huh. Clarice is a favorite/possible friend of the MOTUS blog that is catty, biting, and funny as Hell. I'm guessing horde humor and rants would be in her wheelhouse. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:31 AM (bDqIh)

71 No celery soda in the illustration.

This is acceptable.

Posted by: Zod at December 30, 2019 11:31 AM (yvnmY)

72 24 Linda Darnell and Tyrone Power Jr.
The Mark of Zorro, 20th Century-Fox, 1940.

https://tinyurl.com/vo8murw
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 11:22 AM (Ki5SV)

Sorry I missed this. You're the first with the trifecta.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:31 AM (MRoRq)

73 Imma say that Constitutional ignorance lives on both sides of the aisle, and it is passed around to stir people up on purpose. I have heard callers to right-wing radio upset that it means that President cannot nominate Supreme Court judges anymore.

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 11:31 AM (9VeU0)

74
Blue enclaves: geniuses only!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 11:31 AM (pNxlR)

75 The Constitutional Court

What in the actual hell?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 30, 2019 11:30 AM

---

It's in the good and plenty clause.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 30, 2019 11:31 AM (JUOKG)

76 Headline from the Morning Report: UK: Trans "Man" and "Non-Binary" Partner Give Birth Using "Female" Sperm Donor

*******

Edited for accuracy:

Woman Gives Birth Following insemination with Sperm from a Man's Testicles While Nonessential Bystander Looks On

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2)

77 61 Boy, were the Sixties a healthier time, or what? Look at all of those fruit sodas! Brings back good times.

But I now wonder: Why wasn't there blueberry, black raspberry, fig, and apricot sodas?
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2019 11:29 AM (AMIL/)

I am thinking the kids will be more mystified in that there is no pull tab or pop top on the cans. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:32 AM (ycWCI)

78 Lynn is missing her supermarket cart in that photo.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2019 11:32 AM (90T4r)

79
Oh, Lynn, you have no idea ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 11:32 AM (pNxlR)

80 Cactus Cooler demands mescal
Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2019 11:23 AM (B7KlG)

Ay brand that you like better than others?

Asking for my husband ...
Posted by: Adriane

I can only remember by the bottle shape.

Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2019 11:32 AM (B7KlG)

81 How many Jaeger bombs did it take to create that frightening thing up top?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:32 AM (Uu+Jp)

82 I have achieved the fully allotted 29 years of age and do not remember the Dr. Pepper can.

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2019 11:27 AM (Jk+3L)

Pretty sure those are steel pre "pop top" cans....so before '66-'67?

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2019 11:32 AM (X/Pw5)

83 The only pop cans...

So you're from Out There somewhere. I know soda is pop in Pittsburgh and other bits of the Midwest. And Atlanteans call everything Coke, even if it's Grape Nihi.

In Boston in the 60s everything was tonic. Coke was tonic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, unpaid endorser of Royal Crown Cola at December 30, 2019 11:32 AM (gd9RK)

84 67
The Constitutional Court

What in the actual hell?

Shhhh. She's rolling.

Posted by: pep at December 30, 2019 11:32 AM (T6t7i)

85 Bummed there's no picture of the Choc-ola in that collection. I elevated that stuff to it's own food group as a kid.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:33 AM (iqInZ)

86 @73. Nancy will declare a penumbra. I'm serious

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2019 11:33 AM (rbX1J)

87 >>We had Tulsi Gabbard in the area over the weekend, calling for "unity" in Washington. Yeah - you first, sugartits.

Gee, how did I miss Tulsi's visit - did she make it to north shore MA, or was she busy campaigning in NH?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:33 AM (bDqIh)

88 Lynn Yaeger looks like she's auditioning for a part in The Mikado.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)

89 ... last note on the art thread:

steen depicts himself in a theatrical setting and i bet he's wearing academic robes and cap, as if he's a professor of ribaldry.

Posted by: mjc at December 30, 2019 11:33 AM (Pg+x7)

90
73 Imma say that Constitutional ignorance lives on both sides of the aisle, and it is passed around to stir people up on purpose. I have heard callers to right-wing radio upset that it means that President cannot nominate Supreme Court judges anymore.
Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 11:31 AM (9VeU0)

======

And "get government hands off my Medicare "

But it's funny when they do it and it ends with them depressed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (zZbCU)

91 The longer the church shooter stays "anonymous" the more I suspect an illegal was the perp.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (JUOKG)

92 Anybody watching TCM today? They are showing three versions of Show Boat one after the other - the 1929, 1936 and 1951 versions.

I watched most of the 1929 version, with Laura LaPlante as Magnolia and Joseph Schildkraut as Ravenal. Part of the movie was shot as a talkie, and it was funny to hear Schildkraut - who is supposed to be playing a suave Southern gambler - speak in an Erich von Stroheim voice.

This isn't from the movie, but here's a pic of LaPlante:

https://tinyurl.com/ve3oswa

Most of her career was done in the silent era. She was a popular presence in the talkies, with good looks and an appealing voice, but there were so many new "stars" at the time that her career fizzled away, as audiences wanted new faces (and voices) on the screen.

When Myrna Loy considered retiring from The Thin Man series, LaPlante was contacted as a replacement, but Loy decided to stay on and that was basically the end of LaPlante's career.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (Ki5SV)

93 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (arJlL)

94 Morning Horde. Hope you all had a good Christmas. Also hope you all got plenty of guns and ammo (tragic about that upcoming boating accident). Apparently we need them in our churches and synagogues.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (9CkBG)

95 66 Vintage sodas look good, but I think I'll pass on the "Ball Punch".

"Marketing" was invented a few years later.
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2019 11:30 AM (P1f+c)

Ow, my balls!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

96 5
Is that Yeager a Meister?

yeagermeister meisteryeager, distant cousin to burgermeister meisterburger.

the daring exploits of yaegermeister meisteryeager are described in the long-lost documentary about the green-nosed reindeer (you don't think world governments would allow santa to fly without a green-nosed reindeer on the other side of rudolph, do you?).

Posted by: Anachronda at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (kf5Ci)

97
The Constitutional Court removes a president? You learn something new every day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (kw5n8)

98 Did that lunatic tattoo her lip?

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (90T4r)

99 88 Lynn Yaeger looks like she's auditioning for a part in The Mikado.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)

Proof that just because Barnum and Bailey shut down, they still make clowns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (ycWCI)

100 88 Lynn Yaeger looks like she's auditioning for a part in The Mikado.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)

Some sort of beanbag chair?

Posted by: CN at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (U7k5w)

101 88
Lynn Yaeger looks like she's auditioning for a part in The Mikado.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Or Saw.

Posted by: pep at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (T6t7i)

102 Where's the Tab?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (I2dne)

103 . I have heard callers to right-wing radio upset that it means that President cannot nominate Supreme Court judges anymore.
Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 11:31 AM (9VeU0)

That's actually a left-wing talking point. So I wonder if the callers heard it from their progressive friend of relative.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:35 AM (MRoRq)

104 Canada Dry Grape Soda.

If that is grape ginger ale, that might be pretty tasty

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 11:35 AM (9VeU0)

105 Sadly, it is highly possible that schools in some cities do teach about "constitutional courts" sitting in judgement of Republicans.

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Staffed by Antifa.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2019 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)

106 Can't quite remember the woman, but Tyrone Power is an easy call.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)

107 What a bunch of malarky!

Eveyone knows it is decided in Constituional Thunderdome.

I like donuts filled with paste.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 30, 2019 11:35 AM (xfb67)

108 I want to know if Ataci Anne's 7th grade civics class was actually that bad, or if she's just an ignorant loudmouth letting it all hang out it #shamelessAmerica.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM (I2dne)

109 Tyrone Power and Linda Darnell - off hand I don't know the specific connection except that they were definitely in one or two movies together.

Happy Post Christmas/Post Hanukkah horde and and Happy New Year. Back from Hong Kong for a few weeks - spent one in Nova Scotia with Pater Redux on the family's "manor of the northern marches".

In NYC for a few days (JJ et al - what up - perhaps some moron drinks are in order?).

Cheers!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM (YffO4)

110 Sadly, it is highly possible that schools in some cities do teach about
"constitutional courts" sitting in judgement of Republicans.

Ain't a it damn shame that people can't get a copy of the Constitution, read it, and maybe just decide for themselves what it means ?

If only we had a way to distribute the original text to people's homes.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM (iqInZ)

111 BTW: I think it's great that Jabba the Hutt found work after Star Wars.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM (Boy/L)

112 Ow, my balls!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

You should have a TV show. I'll bet it'd be pretty funny.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM (MRoRq)

113 I knew the drive behind impeachment was the brain donor base of the democrats thinking that impeachment meant removal from office. Pelosi held out as long as she could, but when Schiff told her they had a smoking gun with the Ukraine call, she went all in.

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM (Izzlo)

114 She gave her life in an attempt to save a child. A beautiful lady..

Posted by: Gbone at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM (aitLj)

115 One wonders what world Lynn Yaeger SHOULD be a fashion critic in.
https://tinyurl.com/sp4ayoz

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM (9VeU0)

116 Constitutional Courts.Those are the ones in the basement of Quantico headquarters, right?

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM (90T4r)

117 108 I want to know if Ataci Anne's 7th grade civics class was actually that bad, or if she's just an ignorant loudmouth letting it all hang out it #shamelessAmerica.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM (I2dne)

====

My moneys on the latter. I bet she didn't have a Single civics class in her entire education.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2019 11:37 AM (zZbCU)

118 Awesome rant by MPPP linked in the sidebar.
Clarice Feldman lurking -- I knew I liked her!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)

She doesn't lurk here. I've tried to explain what happened multiple times but I guess only Bandersmith read it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 30, 2019 11:37 AM (y7DUB)

119 Yeesh. Bill Clinton's starting to look like Emperor Palpatine.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 30, 2019 11:37 AM (J+mig)

120 when it said click for bigger cans i was disappointed

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 30, 2019 11:37 AM (FZYNt)

121 92
Anybody watching TCM today? They are showing three versions of Show Boat one after the other - the 1929, 1936 and 1951 versions.

it seems to be compare and contrast day on tcm today. they'll be doing three versions of a star is born later today.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 30, 2019 11:38 AM (kf5Ci)

122 Heroin doesn't look so bad.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 30, 2019 11:38 AM (xfb67)

123 Jeez, that freak really is a Vogue editor. She looks like a Barnum and Bailey escapee.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at December 30, 2019 11:38 AM (d6Ksn)

124 OMG, I went looking for Lynn Yaeger images. All this time I thought Vogue et al were front paging and gushing over Michelle just because historic black 1st lady and pandering. But no, looking at this editor, Vogue's idea of fashion and beauty really is that warped.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 30, 2019 11:38 AM (n4y+3)

125 102 Where's the Tab?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (I2dne)

Usually on the upper left of your keyboard.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:38 AM (MRoRq)

126 They handed out that canned Gatorade at the finish line of a 10 miler I ran many years ago. I took one swig of that stuff and blew cookies big time.

Posted by: Cosda at December 30, 2019 11:38 AM (Y8f0Y)

127 That vogue editor "thing" looks like a man who was the victim of pack hunting 16 month olds armed with sharpies who went apeshit on it's face while "it' slept.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2019 11:38 AM (9Om/r)

128 122 Heroin doesn't look so bad.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 30, 2019 11:38 AM (xfb67)

See, Keith Richards.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (90T4r)

129 >>She doesn't lurk here. I've tried to explain what happened multiple times but I guess only Bandersmith read it.

Sorry - missed that.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (bDqIh)

130 95 66 Vintage sodas look good, but I think I'll pass on the "Ball Punch"."

I remember some of those - looks like early 60's labels - but the one I remember most is Shasta! Every time we went on a long vacation in the car, we'd start with a cooler full of Shasta sodas of different flavors, and you'd always try to find the good ones and make others get the bad ones. Their Black Cherry was great, their Cola was awful.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)

131 Edited for accuracy:

Woman Gives Birth Following insemination with Sperm from a Man's Testicles While Nonessential Bystander Looks On

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Sub headline:

Mental Illness Continues To Increase

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (+y/Ru)

132 I got a Civic lecture from my mechanic: "you have to change the oil more often, you need new shocks..."

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (Izzlo)

133 Heroin doesn't look so bad.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 30, 2019 11:38 AM (xfb67)

Apparently Meth teaches people how to grow a beard. I. Did. Not. Know. That.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (iqInZ)

134 Lynn Yaeger, Vogue Editor says Melania Trumps wardrobe is tasteless, and out of fashion. Honestly, you couldn't write the script.

I can see how someone who looks like Cookie the Clown from the Bozo show would be an expert on fashion and looks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (kw5n8)

135 I knew the drive behind impeachment was the brain
donor base of the democrats thinking that impeachment meant removal from
office. Pelosi held out as long as she could, but when Schiff told her
they had a smoking gun with the Ukraine call, she went all in.

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM

---

Yep and she bet keeping the House next year that Trump would refuse to release the transcript because that is what a democrat would do.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (JUOKG)

136 124
OMG, I went looking for Lynn Yaeger images. All this time I thought
Vogue et al were front paging and gushing over Michelle just because
historic black 1st lady and pandering. But no, looking at this editor,
Vogue's idea of fashion and beauty really is that warped.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable

She looks ridiculous. She knows it, and they know it. This is just a way to troll the norms.

Posted by: pep at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (T6t7i)

137 122 Heroin doesn't look so bad.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 30, 2019 11:38 AM (xfb67)

Mirrors break when Keith Richards looks into them.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (d6Ksn)

138 Editor of Vogue, in the Hunger Games.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (3mywF)

139 Constitutional Courts.Those are the ones in the basement of Quantico headquarters, right?

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2019 11:36 AM (90T4r)

Judge Wapner's earlier show...cancelled after 2 seasons.

Posted by: BignJames at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (X/Pw5)

140 97
The Constitutional Court removes a president? You learn something new every day
Posted by: TheQuietMan

The Constitutional Court uses chicken entrails and ancient chants to make decisions.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (vN4+Q)

141 Linda Darnell was another hottie from Dallas, the home of the hottest babes evah

her house was definitely on fire !!

Posted by: REDACTED at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (rpxSz)

142 Man, that Marcel Marceau sure got fat. Portly, even.

Posted by: Lord Nelson at December 30, 2019 11:40 AM (rUcQe)

143 120 when it said click for bigger cans i was disappointed
Posted by: Rick in SK at December 30, 2019 11:37 AM (FZYNt)

Here you go, buddy:

https://tinyurl.com/t3tq7xg

This is actually hilarious. She was the first female search result in the 'big cans' search... with safesearch on, anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:40 AM (ycWCI)

144 Does drinking Donald Duck Cola lead to walking around without any pants on?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:40 AM (Uu+Jp)

145 91 The longer the church shooter stays "anonymous" the more I suspect an illegal was the perp.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (JUOKG)

Options are:
1. Illegal
2. Tranzi
3. Militant Atheist
4. Antifa
5. Muslim

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 30, 2019 11:41 AM (J+mig)

146 >>Their Black Cherry was great, their Cola was awful. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)

Yes. And the Shasta Grape shared with Grape Nehi and Fanta Grape a formidable laxative property.

Posted by: Zod at December 30, 2019 11:41 AM (qXNVo)

147 132... Do you even drive a Civic?

Posted by: Gbone at December 30, 2019 11:41 AM (aitLj)

148 She looks like she is related to Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2019 11:41 AM (/KJ8M)

149 "The President's powers are suspended."

How would that work, exactly?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 30, 2019 11:41 AM (Boy/L)

150 Holy freakoles....what a mass of stupid regarding those tweets. And that StaciAnne one takes the cake. There aren't enough head smacks to come to terms with the idiocy that's out there. They ought to be horribly ashamed of themselves and their ignorance, but they are as clueless today as they were the day their mothers brought them forth into the world. Just...wow.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 30, 2019 11:41 AM (JoUsr)

151 I'm just not seeing that the 'hate crime' designation is having the effect of reducing the hate crime rate. Perhaps some stronger wording is required?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (VqhL9)

152 This is actually hilarious. She was the first female search result in the 'big cans' search... with safesearch on, anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

those will do

along with my "bobbyday.com" calendar

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (FZYNt)

153 This isn't from the movie, but here's a pic of LaPlante:

https://tinyurl.com/ve3oswa

I hope she sued whomever made her dress that way !

Posted by: JT at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (arJlL)

154 144 Does drinking Donald Duck Cola lead to walking around without any pants on?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:40 AM (Uu+Jp)

No, but reading AOSHQ does.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (d6Ksn)

155 What, no love for Shasta diet soda (and all of the other available "flavors")?

No matter how they tried, NONE of their diet drinks tasted good.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (SRRAx)

156 Yes. And the Shasta Grape shared with Grape Nehi and Fanta Grape a formidable laxative property.
Posted by: Zod at December 30, 2019 11:41 AM (qXNVo)

Peach Nehi is probably the best tasting cola I've ever tried. Haven't seen one for quite some time.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (iqInZ)

157 Does drinking Donald Duck Cola lead to walking around without any pants on?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:40 AM

---

I remember Donald Duck orange juice in a can, but I don't recall ever seeing any DD soda.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (JUOKG)

158 Yeager palate cleanser, Bunny Yeager:

http://bit.ly/2SKIDq9

Posted by: Bandersnatch, unpaid endorser of Royal Crown Cola at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (gd9RK)

159 I've still see Cactus Cooler in stores every now and then. They haven't changed the design on their cans one bit.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (tVQUs)

160 As to the people who think that the House voting for articles of impeachment means that Trump has been "impeached" - they deserve to have the Nelson Muntz laugh, over and over and over again, directed at them, for eternity, as Trump gets re-elected in 2020. Ditto to those who think that the Republican Senate leadership has to "recuse" itself while the House and Senate democrats get to sit in judgment and make up any f*cking rules that they like with no due process for the Presidency. LOLGF!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (YffO4)

161 it seems to be compare and contrast day on tcm today. they'll be doing three versions of a star is born later today.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 30, 2019 11:38 AM (kf5Ci)

They've been doing that all month, before Christmas they did both Ben Hur's, and I was surprised that the silent one was much more focused on the political situation than the later one was. (they made the right choice cutting most of that out in the second script, it wasn't what people wanted to see)

There's also two versions of "Three Godfathers", the later one a well known John Wayne vehicle. I found the earlier version to be a much better movie, overall. Wayne's character was supposed to die, but they changed that ending because Wayne was too big a star. The original ending was better.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)

162 140 97
The Constitutional Court removes a president? You learn something new every day
Posted by: TheQuietMan

The Constitutional Court uses chicken entrails and ancient chants to make decisions.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (vN4+Q)

Judge Billy Witch Doctor presiding

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2019 11:43 AM (Izzlo)

163 The Constitutional Court removes a president? You learn something new every day
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2019 11:34 AM (kw5n

********

The Senate SWAT Team will be tasked with battering down the White House doors and apprehending Orange Man Bad. The Frog March will be spectacular.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 30, 2019 11:43 AM (flINI)

164 Does drinking Donald Duck Cola lead to walking around without any pants on?
Posted by: Northernlurker,

Eris drinks that during the Book Thread !

Posted by: JT at December 30, 2019 11:43 AM (arJlL)

165 I would rather a 3sum with Steve and Chuck Yeager than wake up next to Lynn

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 30, 2019 11:43 AM (FZYNt)

166 I'm familiar with Grape Nehi only because of Radar O'Reilly from MASH.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (Uu+Jp)

167 Jolly Treat looks like the Kaboom of Soda.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (ycWCI)

168 btw, if you have Roku, or any other similar net access where you can subscribe to channels, you can get the TCM channel, which will let you watch anything they've broadcast in the previous 30 days, any time you want.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

169 160 As to the people who think that the House voting for articles of impeachment means that Trump has been "impeached" - they deserve to have the Nelson Muntz laugh, over and over and over again, directed at them, for eternity, as Trump gets re-elected in 2020. Ditto to those who think that the Republican Senate leadership has to "recuse" itself while the House and Senate democrats get to sit in judgment and make up any f*cking rules that they like with no due process for the Presidency. LOLGF!
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (YffO4)

=====

Trump's reelection is going to break a material portion of the populace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (zZbCU)

170 Vogue editor is really something to behold. I'll bet she cannot even have cats remain in her house for any length of time.

Posted by: oddnot at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (GvYmM)

171 Here you go, buddy:

https://tinyurl.com/t3tq7xg

This is actually hilarious. She was the first female search result in the 'big cans' search... with safesearch on, anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:40 AM (ycWCI)

Most excellent, as always. Though, if I'm going with sharp elbowed redheads, I'm leaning towards Maitland Ward these days.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (9CkBG)

172
it seems to be compare and contrast day on tcm today. they'll be doing three versions of a star is born later today.
Posted by: Anachronda

They were doing that last week too. Different versions of Maltese Falcon and Ben Hur etc.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (aKsyK)

173 Bill Clinton looks like he's had his blood drained by a vampire.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (JoUsr)

174 Where's the Tab?

Hunting

Posted by: JT at December 30, 2019 11:45 AM (arJlL)

175 Peach Nehi is probably the best tasting cola I've ever tried. Haven't seen one for quite some time.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (iqInZ)

Supposedly they sell bottles of it at Cracker Barrel.

If it's not there, I think you can buy cans of it on Amazon.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 30, 2019 11:45 AM (tVQUs)

176 168 btw, if you have Roku, or any other similar net access where you can subscribe to channels, you can get the TCM channel, which will let you watch anything they've broadcast in the previous 30 days, any time you want.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

Without having a cable subscription to TCM? That's very cool.

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2019 11:45 AM (Izzlo)

177 Trump's reelection is going to break a material portion of the populace.

Straight up. There's going to be violence - unless they go voter fraud to beat him.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:45 AM (iqInZ)

178
Trump's reelection is going to break a material portion of the populace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

and put a serious dent in the Time and Space Consortium

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 30, 2019 11:45 AM (FZYNt)

179 Bill Clinton looks like he's had his blood drained by a vampire.

Well, yes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 30, 2019 11:45 AM (Boy/L)

180 Does drinking Donald Duck Cola lead to walking around without any pants on?
Posted by: Northernlurker

*******

Down goes easy.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 11:45 AM (m45I2)

181 I'm pretty sure that any old soda machine outside an old abandoned gas station is still carrying its full compliment of Tahitian Treat.

Other than staining anything it touched permanently I can't think of one redeeming quality to that stuff.

Posted by: H Badger at December 30, 2019 11:46 AM (n/0Nw)

182 Edited for accuracy:

Woman Gives Birth Following insemination with Sperm from a Man's Testicles While Nonessential Bystander Looks On
________________

H8ter! Transphobic! To the camps with you!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 30, 2019 11:46 AM (k4dH2)

183 Back in the day Scot Lad brand had some excellent fruit flavored sodas. My favorite was black cherry.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 30, 2019 11:46 AM (JUOKG)

184 173 Bill Clinton looks like he's had his blood drained by a vampire.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (JoUsr)

He appears to be rotting from the inside out.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:46 AM (Uu+Jp)

185 173 Bill Clinton looks like he's had his blood drained by a vampire.
Posted by: Lady in Black

accurate

Posted by: Huma at December 30, 2019 11:46 AM (FZYNt)

186 Is this something?

The woman Paul Pelosi has business dealings with involving a single room occupancy hotel known as "the pit" is now accusing him of forcing her to have an abortion and weaponizing child protective services.

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 11:46 AM (9VeU0)

187 Most excellent, as always. Though, if I'm going with sharp elbowed redheads, I'm leaning towards Maitland Ward these days.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (9CkBG)

Is it odd that she becomes less hot because she is doing actual porn?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:46 AM (ycWCI)

188 Does drinking Donald Duck Cola lead to walking around without any pants on?

********

I'll take a case. Just put it on my bill!

(Heh! I quack myself up!)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 11:46 AM (m45I2)

189 >>Lynn Yaeger, Vogue Editor

What a perfect illustration of insular New York writing/Fashion worlds -- only in those two spheres would someone like that exist. The Capital City in Hunger Games is real, you guyz!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:47 AM (bDqIh)

190 I'm leaning towards Maitland Ward these days.

The pron skank over Christina Hendricks? Pish.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, auburn enthusiast at December 30, 2019 11:47 AM (gd9RK)

191 Can't quite remember the woman, but Tyrone Power is an easy call.

( In Lily Tomlin's voice.....)

"One ringy-dingy......."

Posted by: JT at December 30, 2019 11:47 AM (arJlL)

192 She doesn't lurk here. I've tried to explain what happened multiple times but I guess only Bandersmith read it.

Sorry - missed that.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (bDqIh)

That's ok. Since you read that I'll give you the sequence of what happened: I regularly c and p comments here I find noteworthy, with full attribution, at a blog where Clarice comments. She picked it up on posted it on her Facebook page, only attributing it to me. I and a few other commenters corrected her and she noted that subsequently and then made it part of her weekly AT Pieces. Even there she left the Practically part of MP4's nom de cyberplume out of his nic, which might explain why any subsequent emails have gone elsewhere to cyberhell or a very confused recipient.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 30, 2019 11:47 AM (y7DUB)

193 Apparently Meth teaches people how to grow a beard. I. Did. Not. Know. That.
Posted by: Free Agent

Well, 2 of the 4 definitely should not be growing beards...

I see that crack makes you lose boxing matches, meth turns you into Charlie Manson, heroin... makes you slutty?, and Hillary consumes your soul.

That all makes sense.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2019 11:47 AM (P1f+c)

194 179 Bill Clinton looks like he's had his blood drained by a vampire.
_________________

I kinda doubt that Hillz ever drained Bill of any bodily fluids.

Patience and money maybe, but not bodily fluids.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 30, 2019 11:48 AM (k4dH2)

195 I remember some of those - looks like early 60's labels - but the one I remember most is Shasta! Every time we went on a long vacation in the car, we'd start with a cooler full of Shasta sodas of different flavors, and you'd always try to find the good ones and make others get the bad ones. Their Black Cherry was great, their Cola was awful.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)

Me too! I remember the mountain range art on each can. And you're right about their cola, it was pretty bad.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:48 AM (MRoRq)

196 >>Is this something?

The woman Paul Pelosi has business dealings with involving a single
room occupancy hotel known as "the pit" is now accusing him of forcing
her to have an abortion and weaponizing child protective services.

- - - -
Sounds like he's a Catholic as his mom.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:48 AM (bDqIh)

197 Hillary & veganism. But mostly Hillary.

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2019 11:48 AM (Izzlo)

198 >Pearl Harbor Sody Pop?

Awaken a giant taste, kids!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 30, 2019 11:48 AM (3mywF)

199 >>'ve still see Cactus Cooler in stores every now and then

You can still find it in Walmart and similar places.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2019 11:48 AM (ZLI7S)

200 I hope she sued whomever made her dress that way !
Posted by: JT at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (arJlL)

Really? I think it's a cute outfit. Here she is in Show Boat with Schildkraut:

https://tinyurl.com/szn6uw5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 11:48 AM (Ki5SV)

201 Is it odd that she becomes less hot because she is doing actual porn?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:46 AM (ycWCI)

She's doing WHAT?!?

/s

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:48 AM (9CkBG)

202 Tahitian Treat was my favorite pop as a kid. Sure, it likely dyed my stomach red, but I loved it. Somewhere in my brain's recesses, I think I remember Cactus Cooler and didn't like it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 30, 2019 11:49 AM (JoUsr)

203 Breaking! It's official! I'm sick of the Tom Steyer commercials!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)

204 It really hasn't been that long since Bill Clinton was impeached so there's no excuse for the stupidity. I got into it on Facebook with an internet acquaintance. Why do they always think we get our info from Fox news (or sometimes Rush Limbaugh)? It's like it's supposed to be some sort of slap in the face.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 30, 2019 11:49 AM (JKNZq)

205 All the Trump Crazy Hysteria and violence will just go on and on, until the Socialists realize a credible threat of violence from our side is a likelihood. Then watch their antics become moderated.
Right now, they run the show.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2019 11:49 AM (90T4r)

206 91 The longer the church shooter stays "anonymous" the more I suspect an illegal was the perp.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)

I'm thinking antifa, but yes, they are hiding something as usual.

Posted by: Barack's Life Coach, DJT at December 30, 2019 11:49 AM (nFwvY)

207 No Grapette?

Posted by: OCBill at December 30, 2019 11:49 AM (Ij9pi)

208 Cactus Cooler shouldn't be sold here in the desert because we love our Cactus and eventually if enough of that soda is sold there wont be any cactus left.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda' at December 30, 2019 11:49 AM (VqhL9)

209 198 >Pearl Harbor Sody Pop?

Awaken a giant taste, kids!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 30, 2019 11:48 AM (3mywF)

Not bad. I was trying something with 'It's a surprise!' but it seemed... wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:49 AM (ycWCI)

210 TCM should try killing the filler and the hosts and showing more flicks

and maybe get some better programmers

and stop playing all the lesbaru music

Posted by: REDACTED at December 30, 2019 11:49 AM (rpxSz)

211 Clinton looks like he's had his blood drained by a vampire.

*********

Given his philandering, he turned into a wholly roamin' vampire!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 30, 2019 11:49 AM (m45I2)

212 Does drinking Donald Duck Cola lead to walking around without any pants on?
Posted by: Northernlurker,

Eris drinks that during the Book Thread !
Posted by: JT at December 30, 2019 11:43 AM (arJlL)

I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 11:50 AM (Ki5SV)

213 The pron skank over Christina Hendricks? Pish.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, auburn enthusiast at December 30, 2019 11:47 AM (gd9RK)

Have you seen what Hendricks was banging? I mean....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:50 AM (9CkBG)

214 Bill Clinton and Creepy Joe need to campaign together.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)

215 >>Posted by: Captain Hate at December 30, 2019 11:47 AM

Ah, thanks!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:50 AM (bDqIh)

216 Breaking! It's official! I'm sick of the Tom Steyer commercials!

I'M A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. I STARTED A BANK. TERM LIMITS.

Dude.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 30, 2019 11:50 AM (Boy/L)

217 Trump's reelection is going to break a material portion of the populace.

Straight up. There's going to be violence - unless they go voter fraud to beat him.
Posted by: Free Agent

You can bet your ass they will.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2019 11:50 AM (bd376)

218 No Cel-Ray soda?

Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2019 11:50 AM (Izzlo)

219 184
173 Bill Clinton looks like he's had his blood drained by a vampire.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 30, 2019 11:44 AM (JoUsr)

He appears to be rotting from the inside out.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years

That was part of the deal.

Posted by: Beelzebub at December 30, 2019 11:50 AM (T6t7i)

220 Karen Tumelty is a racist who embraces blackface

Posted by: Regular joe at December 30, 2019 11:51 AM (6/uwW)

221 I am old enough that I remember Dita Von Teese.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2019 11:51 AM (90T4r)

222 That all makes sense.
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2019 11:47 AM (P1f+c)

You see "meth mouth" here all the time now. Not just homeless people - I'm talking waitresses, drivers, and such. There's a methadone clinic in the little shit town I grew up in and parents still live in. Plenty of well dressed peeps going in and out just the same as the poor ones.

Sometimes I wonder if the problem is as simple as people not having enough problems, and making one instead. Meh - what can you do.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:51 AM (iqInZ)

223 221 I am old enough that I remember Dita Von Teese.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2019 11:51 AM (90T4r)

How can anyone forget Dita Von Teese? Got-DAYUM!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:51 AM (NWiLs)

224 Have you seen what Hendricks was banging? I mean....
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:50 AM (9CkBG)

When it comes down to it, aren't we all surprised when women sleep with any of us? Unless you are Sean Connery or Tom Selleck, none of us dudes are exactly prize winning show ponies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:52 AM (ycWCI)

225 Straight up. There's going to be violence - unless they go voter fraud to beat him.
Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:45 AM (iqInZ)
+++++++++++++
IF? The only question is "how much?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2019 11:52 AM (I2dne)

226 Have you seen what Hendricks was banging? I mean....

No. What up?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, auburn enthusiast at December 30, 2019 11:52 AM (gd9RK)

227 220
Karen Tumulty is a racist who embraces blackface

Anything's better than the face she was born with.

Posted by: pep at December 30, 2019 11:52 AM (T6t7i)

228 177 Trump's reelection is going to break a material portion of the populace.
Straight up. There's going to be violence - unless they go voter fraud to beat him.
Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:45 AM (iqInZ)

My money's on voter fraud. I think they kept the cheating to a minimum in 2016 because they thought Hillary had it in the bag. But this time, they'll be going all out. Hopefully, Trump is aware of this and will be putting countermeasures in place.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:53 AM (MRoRq)

229 Both Keef Richards and this Vogue character are tough on the eyes, but at least Keith could play the riff from "Satisfaction" for you and tell a few good stories.

The Creature from the Vogue Lagoon would drone about how beauty is an invention of the patriarchy.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at December 30, 2019 11:53 AM (d6Ksn)

230 >>218
No Cel-Ray soda? Posted by: josephistan at December 30, 2019 11:50 AM (Izzlo)

This is correct. The market for canned effervescent water with grass-clipping flavoring (and other unnatural flavorings, and xanthan gum or whatever) is apparently fairly small.

Posted by: Zod at December 30, 2019 11:53 AM (yvnmY)

231 When it comes down to it, aren't we all surprised when women sleep with any of us? Unless you are Sean Connery or Tom Selleck, none of us dudes are exactly prize winning show ponies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:52 AM (ycWCI)

Well, I'm a damn stud, but I still married well above my means. And surprised? Somewhat. Mostly, you know, grateful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:53 AM (9CkBG)

232 "Really? I think it's a cute outfit. Here she is in Show Boat with Schildkraut: "

Is that Allen Rickman's mother in the background?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2019 11:53 AM (tT0V4)

233 >>Sometimes I wonder if the problem is as simple as people not having
enough problems, and making one instead. Meh - what can you do.

"I aim to make it an easier problem to acquire by de-criminalizing possession of illegal drugs!!"
-- Mayor Petey

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2019 11:54 AM (bDqIh)

234 Mostly, you know, grateful.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:53 AM (9CkBG)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:54 AM (ycWCI)

235 When it comes down to it, aren't we all surprised when women sleep with any of us? Unless you are Sean Connery or Tom Selleck, none of us dudes are exactly prize winning show ponies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:52 AM (ycWCI)

Fortunately for us, looks aren't as important to women as they are to men.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:54 AM (MRoRq)

236 My money's on voter fraud. I think they kept the cheating to a minimum in 2016 because they thought Hillary had it in the bag. But this time, they'll be going all out. Hopefully, Trump is aware of this and will be putting countermeasures in place.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:53 AM (MRoRq)

The voter turnout among the dead will be historic.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:54 AM (Uu+Jp)

237 234 Mostly, you know, grateful.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:53 AM (9CkBG)

*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:54 AM (ycWCI)

Lucky bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)

238 Are those the long term effects of spirit cooking? Sersly, I would believe most anything you told me about the Clinton/Epstein/Podesta cabal.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2019 11:54 AM (bWBdM)

239 Man, that Chuck Grassley is old

needs to hang it up

and what the fuck is he running a legal body

based on what ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 30, 2019 11:54 AM (rpxSz)

240 No. What up?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, auburn enthusiast at December 30, 2019 11:52 AM (gd9RK)

She was married to the snozzberries guy from Super Troopers.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:55 AM (9CkBG)

241 Fortunately for us, looks aren't as important to women as they are to men.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:54 AM (MRoRq)

That's the God's honest truth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:55 AM (ycWCI)

242 Democrats: Trump is not doing enough to combat the scourge of opioids in our commmunities!

Also Democrats: We are going to make all drugs legal!

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 11:55 AM (9VeU0)

243 Hopefully, Trump is aware of this and will be putting countermeasures in place.

That's the thing - there are more than a few Republicans willing to let it slide for no better reason than to not make a scene.

There's only so much The Magnificent Orange Bastard can do.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:55 AM (iqInZ)

244 At least my ex got all dumpy and I'm in some of the best shape of my adult life, so I guess that's winning...?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

245 Well, I'm a damn stud, but I still married well above my means. And surprised? Somewhat. Mostly, you know, grateful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:53 AM (9CkBG)

Sure, Cochran shows up to to rub his studness in our face. Wait...erase that comment.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda' at December 30, 2019 11:55 AM (VqhL9)

246
It's in the good and plenty clause.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 30, 2019 11:31 AM (JUOKG)

As amended by the Bit-O-Honey Amendment ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (pNxlR)

247 Fortunately for us, looks aren't as important to women as they are to men.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar

true - what we lack in appearance we make up for in the bedroom.

15 seconds to glory!

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (FZYNt)

248 TCM should try killing the filler and the hosts and showing more flicks

and maybe get some better programmers

and stop playing all the lesbaru music
Posted by: REDACTED at December 30, 2019 11:49 AM (rpxSz)

Yeah, they haven't quite gone down the AMC route, but they come close to it. They still show some good stuff, though.

I'd like to be a host, but sadly, that will never be.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (Ki5SV)

249 That Vogue editor looks like a Babylon 5 cosplayer at a second-rate comic convention.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (25Uug)

250 216 Breaking! It's official! I'm sick of the Tom Steyer commercials!

I'M A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. I STARTED A BANK. TERM LIMITS.

Dude.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 30, 2019 11:50 AM (Boy/L)

The ones I see all the time are Nanny Bloomberg commercials. "I'm the good NY billionaire who wants to take your guns away for your own good."

Actually, I'm sort of glad they are in the race. They are both wasting their own money on their own campaigns rather than giving it to other Dems.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (d6Ksn)

251 Sure, Cochran shows up to to rub his studness in our face. Wait...erase that comment.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda' at December 30, 2019 11:55 AM (VqhL9)

Dammit. I was doing so well with this keyboard.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (9CkBG)

252 true - what we lack in appearance we make up for in the bedroom.

15 seconds to glory!
Posted by: Rick in SK

And that includes foreplay!

Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (vd8XM)

253 "Fortunately for us, looks aren't as important to women as they are to men. "

As many women marry old, ugly homeless men as they do old, ugly millionaires?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (tT0V4)

254 TBH, Buttigieg's decriminalize all drugs thing sounds like a Beto-esque damn right we are coming for your guns Hail Mary.

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 11:57 AM (9VeU0)

255 There's only so much The Magnificent Orange Bastard can do.
Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:55 AM (iqInZ)

The Magnificent Orange Bastard =The MOB.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 30, 2019 11:57 AM (Uu+Jp)

256 Sure, Cochran shows up to to rub his studness in our face. Wait...erase that comment.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda' at December 30, 2019 11:55 AM (VqhL9)

They say American Indians used every part of the buffalo. What about cannibals ?

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:57 AM (iqInZ)

257 252 true - what we lack in appearance we make up for in the bedroom.

15 seconds to glory!
Posted by: Rick in SK

And that includes foreplay!
Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (vd8XM)

Brace for impact!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

258 Its probably been said by now, but I don't think public schools have taught civics for decades.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2019 11:57 AM (r+sAi)

259 The ones I see all the time are Nanny Bloomberg commercials. "I'm the good NY billionaire who wants to take your guns away for your own good."

The ego on that guy. Just, holy crap.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 30, 2019 11:57 AM (Boy/L)

260 Just speculating, but the fraud will run up the popular vote, not impact the EC count, and be More Fodder for the Leftist move to abolish the Electoral College in the future. They play the Long Game, current bullshit street theater notwithstanding.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (90T4r)

261 "And that includes foreplay!"

And the cuddling, afterward.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (tT0V4)

262 Celery soda? Yuck!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (aKsyK)

263 223 221 I am old enough that I remember Dita Von Teese.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2019 11:51 AM (90T4r)
How can anyone forget Dita Von Teese? Got-DAYUM!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:51 AM (NWiLs)

Looked her up just for grins, and she's doing a show in Los Angeles tomorrow night! No streaming that I can find, sadly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (Kpl3J)

264 They say American Indians used every part of the buffalo. What about cannibals ?

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:57 AM (iqInZ)

I knew my comment would go horribly wrong in this crowd.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda' at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (VqhL9)

265 199
>>'ve still see Cactus Cooler in stores every now and then

You can still find it in Walmart and similar places.

was at the doughnut shop a while back and decided i wanted something other than my usual can of coke to go with my apple fritter. since i like green gatorade, i pointed at the green gatorade bottle and said "i'll have that".

nope. cucumber gatorade from mexico.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (kf5Ci)

266 257 252 true - what we lack in appearance we make up for in the bedroom.

15 seconds to glory!
Posted by: Rick in SK

And that includes foreplay!
Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (vd8XM)

Brace for impact!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

Clear that landing strip baby. There's a piper cub scheduled to come in hot tonight!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (9CkBG)

267 Until I saw Lynn Yaeger's photo, I had no idea what happened to Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (bIrK9)

268 Holiday guest (that I had to put up with): So your president got impeached? Well at least he has plenty of other places to live

Me (after a few beers and a bourbon): Look, you ignorant dunce. Democrats in the House impeached him, which means absolutely nothing. He's still president, you progtard shitball and he'll most likely get re-elected next year. Which means you crying despotic babies will have to suck each other's dicks for at least another four years. Now why don't you go pick up a few history books and educate yourself instead of being one of two CNN viewers who'd sucks Rachel Maddow's dick.

*burp*

*Applause from normal family members within earshot*

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (GGtlB)

269 15 seconds to glory!
Posted by: Rick in SK

And that includes foreplay!
Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (vd8XM)

Brace for impact!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

I want to yell 'Ramming speed!' or make a reference to Ben Hur, but I cannot decide which.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (ycWCI)

270 252 true - what we lack in appearance we make up for in the bedroom.

15 seconds to glory!
Posted by: Rick in SK

And that includes foreplay!
Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (vd8XM)

Brace for impact!
Posted by: Insomniac

I'm promising her two screaming orgasms.
I don't know how many she'll have,

Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (vd8XM)

271 "I aim to make it an easier problem to acquire by de-criminalizing possession of illegal drugs!!"
-- Mayor Petey

-
There's just too damn much sanity and morality around here!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)

272 198 >Pearl Harbor Sody Pop?
Awaken a giant taste, kids!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 30, 2019 11:48 AM (3mywF)

It will fill you with a dread resolve -- of flavor!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (MRoRq)

273
Imma say that Constitutional ignorance lives on both sides of the aisle,
and it is passed around to stir people up on purpose. I have heard
callers to right-wing radio upset that it means that President cannot
nominate Supreme Court judges anymore.

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 11:31 AM (9VeU0)

They only believe that because every news channel (including Fox) acts like that is solid fact.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (nAiE/)

274 When it comes down to it, aren't we all surprised when women sleep with any of us? Unless you are Sean Connery or Tom Selleck, none of us dudes are exactly prize winning show ponies.
==============
Well, I'm tall, reasonably fit, (used to be ridiculously fit) and have had decent luck with the fairer sex. What I haven't done is reached that next level of hotness, like super hot, Vickies Secret runway hot. Which tells me that I am coming up short in that all important category: size.
Yes, my dudes, the size of your wallet really DOES matter.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (bWBdM)

275 261 "And that includes foreplay!"

And the cuddling, afterward.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (tT0V4)

...and the jokes. I mean ya gotta be fun in bed right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda' at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (VqhL9)

276 >AM I the only one that is trying to decide which liquor goes with each vintage soda?

Thunderbird. Every time.

Posted by: DB at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (iTXRQ)

277
Ralph "Coonman" Northam was, is, and will forever be scum.

"I don' no nuffin 'bout how that photo got in dere!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (pNxlR)

278 The thing about the Steyer and Bloomberg candidacies is that they fund the Left-o-sphere and make it legal.

Dumping hundreds of millions of dollars into Democrat consultancies, organizations for get out the vote, ad makers, and media companies just fattens their coffers.

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (9VeU0)

279 Its probably been said by now, but I don't think public schools have taught civics for decades.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2019 11:57 AM (r+sAi)

Depends where you live. Mine got pocket copies of the Constitution and both had pretty good teachers.

Now - some of the other shit - not so much. I had to give many a "supplement" on stuff like Nelson Mandela.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (iqInZ)

280 There's an obscure local soda sold around here in the south called Cheerwine. It's supposed to be cheery flavored but I think it tastes like bubble gum and corn syrup. Not a fan. It's been around since early last century.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2019 12:00 PM (l6b3d)

281 259 The ones I see all the time are Nanny Bloomberg commercials. "I'm the good NY billionaire who wants to take your guns away for your own good."

The ego on that guy. Just, holy crap.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

He's the most smartest, prettiest, wisest, and compassionate, human being in history. Vote for Mike Bloomberg for President!! FOREVER!!

We are the REAL NEWS NOW, BITCHEZZZ!!!

Posted by: Bloomberg News Love Bloomberg long time at December 30, 2019 12:00 PM (vN4+Q)

282 Have you seen what Hendricks was banging?

a Strat mostly

Posted by: REDACTED at December 30, 2019 12:00 PM (rpxSz)

283 "Clear that landing strip baby. There's a piper cub scheduled to come in hot tonight!"

Wing suit?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2019 12:00 PM (tT0V4)

284 I'd like to be a host, but sadly, that will never be.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (Ki5SV)

Mankiewicz the commie isn't fit to shine Robert Osborne's shoes. I do kind of like the Australian chick, though.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)

285 There's just too damn much sanity and morality around here!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)

That's pretty much all of progressivism in one sentence. Nice work.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 12:00 PM (MRoRq)

286 Morning all! I only remember 3 of the canned sodas: 7Up (I remember the logo and the green bottles best); AW (same can today); and yummy (kind of a store brand, Jewel, I think). Watching kids try to use punch openers without instruction that you need the opposite side punched as well for ventilation is a hoot.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 30, 2019 12:00 PM (MIKMs)

287 *burp*

*Applause from normal family members within earshot*
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (GGtlB)

Grandpa is an angry drunk. Honey, get him another highball.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 12:01 PM (ycWCI)

288 I'm promising her two screaming orgasms.
I don't know how many she'll have,

Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (vd8XM)

You can make it up to her the second time...if there is a second time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda' at December 30, 2019 12:01 PM (VqhL9)

289 Where I live, they actually had a celebratory protest at the usual location where all of the other 'F* Trump' protests were held, and these idiots were jumping up and down, tooting little horns, and waving signs that proclaimed how great it was that the Bad Orange Man was finally gone.

It's why they're called the "Left." It's a reference to the bell curve of IQ scores.

Srsly, this phenomenon might be why Pelosi hasn't sent the articles of impeachment to the Senate. It'd be like cutting off the beer at a rocking party. Also, when it finally dawns on the brain trust that Trump still IS President, they may assume that he is doing so illegally.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 30, 2019 12:01 PM (GRbI+)

290 You can make it up to her the second time...if there is a second time.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda'

usually next month

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 30, 2019 12:01 PM (FZYNt)

291 OM. Lynn Yaeger actually should be posted with the meth/cocaine/heroin folk. She fits right in.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 30, 2019 12:01 PM (N3JsI)

292 Never saw too many of those sodas growing up. Especially Coke or Pepsi.

Generic "house" brand soda, parents did not like soda as a rule. "You'll spoil your dinner, get outta the kitchen". Maybe moms actually knew something about nutrition, eh?

We did see 7-UP, but only if we were really sick. This was proof-positive we weren't malingering, and everyone knew it. Other children whispering in hushed tones "Wow!". Grim, knowing nods. That's how it works at our house too. Moms. Do they have a special school they go to?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (tQASX)

293 7th Grade Civics, People!!!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (H9cB7)

294 " There's an obscure local soda sold around here in the south called Cheerwine"

Wegman's carries it up here, occasionally.

Same with Blenheim.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (tT0V4)

295 Hey! It's a BC sighting. 'Sup Bro?

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (sjdRT)

296 291 OM. Lynn Yaeger actually should be posted with the meth/cocaine/heroin folk. She fits right in.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

too many OD on stupid

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (FZYNt)

297 Wing suit?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2019 12:00 PM (tT0V4)

Might be risky coming in with so little protection.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (9CkBG)

298 I want to yell 'Ramming speed!' or make a reference to Ben Hur, but I cannot decide which.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (ycWCI)

Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: tbodie at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (Jk+3L)

299
8 Heh, I've been reminding lefties that since he was impeached, this term doesn't count and he can run for two more terms. They usually believe me.
Posted by: Jean at December 30, 2019 11:19 AM (B7KlG)

Trolling Level: Galactic Grand Master

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (pNxlR)

300 291 OM. Lynn Yaeger actually should be posted with the meth/cocaine/heroin folk. She fits right in.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 30, 2019 12:01 PM (N3JsI)

99.99% sure that isn't a she.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (J+mig)

301 Ah love a parade.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at December 30, 2019 12:03 PM (vtcmf)

302 295 Hey! It's a BC sighting. 'Sup Bro?
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (sjdRT)

*sketches bow*

*falls down*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 12:03 PM (9CkBG)

303
Pearl Harbor Sody Pop?
Awaken a giant taste, kids!
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Followed by a Hiroshima Fireball pop. A BIG pop.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2019 12:03 PM (aKsyK)

304 They say American Indians used every part of the buffalo. What about cannibals ?

Posted by: Free Agent

They used every part of the American Indian.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2019 12:03 PM (bd376)

305 Well, I'm tall, reasonably fit, (used to be ridiculously fit) and have had decent luck with the fairer sex. What I haven't done is reached that next level of hotness, like super hot, Vickies Secret runway hot. Which tells me that I am coming up short in that all important category: size.
Yes, my dudes, the size of your wallet really DOES matter.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (bWBdM)

Oh. I thought you were going to say your schnozz was too big.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 12:03 PM (MRoRq)

306 Same with Blenheim.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (tT0V4)

They have Blenheim's at Wegmans in Ballmer?

Where?

Cannot find in NoVa. And driving down to Pedro's is kinda far for soda pop.

Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2019 12:03 PM (9VeU0)

307 >*sketches bow*

*falls down*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 12:03 PM (9CkBG)

Pretty much the same then, eh?

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2019 12:03 PM (sjdRT)

308 Ya know I think condoms may be ready for a new design.

*takes out pencil and pad*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda' at December 30, 2019 12:04 PM (VqhL9)

309 They used every part of the American Indian.
Posted by: rickb223

HA!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2019 12:04 PM (vd8XM)

310 Uncle Ted Kennedy told me there'd be days like this.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at December 30, 2019 12:04 PM (vtcmf)

311
Lynn Yaeger looked in the mirror one day and said "Damn. I'm uglier than a bump on a toad's ass. Oy vey. Can't fix that! Oh well - I'll make myself look as freakish as humanly possible and tell anyone who looks at me funny that they're uncultured. No one will EVER call me a homunculus again!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at December 30, 2019 12:04 PM (Adu0z)

312 Big Red > Cherokee Red > Cheerwine

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 30, 2019 12:04 PM (/KJ8M)

313 99.99% sure that isn't a she.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 30, 2019 12:02 PM (J+mig)

Well, I'm sure as hell not getting close enough to find out!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 12:04 PM (ycWCI)

314 Nood Deblasio.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (UmCSQ)

315 NOOD!!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (vd8XM)

316 My high-cheekboned Grandpap says our people also used every part of the Prairie Crab.

How!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (H9cB7)

317 There's an obscure local soda sold around here in
the south called Cheerwine. It's supposed to be cheery flavored but I
think it tastes like bubble gum and corn syrup. Not a fan. It's been
around since early last century.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2019 12:00 PM (l6b3d)

I love Cheerwine:-)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (nAiE/)

318 I just wanted to enjoy the evening and family I hadn't seen in awhile. He also started on Catholicism at which point I said who invited this Mother F'r.? You better get him out of here before he gets buried in the backyard.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (GGtlB)

319 I can't do Cheerwine - just too damn sweet. Most sodas are too sweet for my taste. Can't drink a regular Coke to save my ass.

Mostly unsweet tea for me. Goes great with crackers or cornbread.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (iqInZ)

320 Is that Allen Rickman's mother in the background?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 30, 2019 11:53 AM (tT0V4)

Emily Fitzroy. A character actor who specialized in pinch-faced landladies, spinsters and general busybodies.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (Ki5SV)

321 " There's an obscure local soda sold around here in the south called Cheerwine"

It's made it to Oklahoma and Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (bd376)

322 "'Cats' To Lose $71 Million"

See--we tried to tell you.

Posted by: Dogs at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (Ndje9)

323 Pretty much the same then, eh?
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2019 12:03 PM (sjdRT)

Pretty much.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (9CkBG)

324 I hope someone has mentioned in linkage to MMMMP's name his literary works

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wy8n7lz

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (UmZFX)

325 It's astonishing how much of our Ruling Class is elbow deep in the Ukraine. That alone indicates a likelihood of corruption.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 30, 2019 12:05 PM (Gz7dA)

326 Those old soda can required a can opener. Somewhere in my house, I have a Shasta pineapple soda can that I kept because it had never been opened but was empty.

Posted by: Jolo at December 30, 2019 12:06 PM (WrMOC)

327 Yes, my dudes, the size of your wallet really DOES matter.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (bWBdM)
===

The Ridge Wallet begs to differ. Also, if you use the promo code Augustine you will get 10% off at checkout!

Posted by: Augustine at December 30, 2019 12:06 PM (BDZWU)

328 Ya know I think condoms may be ready for a new design.

*takes out pencil and pad*

If you're tracing the pencil for the design you're targeting a niche market.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, auburn enthusiast at December 30, 2019 12:06 PM (gd9RK)

329 Yes, my dudes, the size of your wallet really DOES matter.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (bWBdM)

It's the main determinant in what you can get.

If you're poor, you get to choose between meth heads, psychopaths, or single mothers with at least 3 baby daddies.

It's why I dropped out of the dating world. Now I'm lower-middle, but I'm not sure if it's going to be worth bothering yet.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 30, 2019 12:06 PM (J+mig)

330 " There's an obscure local soda sold around here in the south called Cheerwine"

Seems like there should be a "Dixie Pop".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda' at December 30, 2019 12:06 PM (VqhL9)

331 We should rejoice!
The Lord has blessed us with stupid enemies. Really stupid. Really, really stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 30, 2019 12:06 PM (lFi5f)

332
But the Constitutional Court!

It's staffed by personnel out of the Ministry of Silly Walks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 12:06 PM (pNxlR)

333 nood 'Blaso

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2019 12:07 PM (l6b3d)

334 178
Do not underestimate the massive amount of voter fraud that is guaranteed to happen.
And the useless GOPe will do nothing.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at December 30, 2019 12:07 PM (BKTpn)

335 Watching kids try to use punch openers without instruction that you need the opposite side punched as well for ventilation is a hoot.

Must be the kids that grew up to design the government approved gas cans.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 30, 2019 12:08 PM (WlhJb)

336 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 30, 2019 11:58 AM (GGtlB)

Well done. Well. Done.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 12:08 PM (Ki5SV)

337 It's why I dropped out of the dating world. Now I'm lower-middle, but I'm not sure if it's going to be worth bothering yet.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 30, 2019 12:06 PM (J+mig)

It doesn't get any better. The higher up the chain you get, the pricier the wants of the gold-diggers.

Posted by: Free Agent at December 30, 2019 12:08 PM (iqInZ)

338 I can't Handel a DeBlasio post. Im stying here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda' at December 30, 2019 12:08 PM (VqhL9)

339

Compare and contrast the freak from Vogue to Linda Darnell and it would seem we are devolving

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2019 12:09 PM (mpeBU)

340 15 seconds to glory!
Posted by: Rick in SK

And that includes foreplay!
Posted by: Bruce at December 30, 2019 11:56 AM (vd8XM)

Brace for impact!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

I want to yell 'Ramming speed!' or make a reference to Ben Hur, but I cannot decide which.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 30, 2019 11:59 AM (ycWCI)

I just use my Yul Brynner voice. "So let it be written, so let it be done."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2019 12:09 PM (Ki5SV)

341 Report to detention study hall immediately after school.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 30, 2019 11:19 AM

Are pants required for detention study hall?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 30, 2019 12:09 PM (aT3YX)

342 Lucky bastards.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 30, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
-------------

For me, first time around was a disaster.

Second time around, I got platinum with the 24 Karat gold insert.

But, there were a couple of decades of decadence, crap and generally stupid stuff I did and had to deal with.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 30, 2019 12:10 PM (oBfF8)

343 She doesn't lurk here. I've tried to explain what happened multiple times but I guess only Bandersmith read it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 30, 2019 11:37 AM (y7DUB)

Wouldn't surprise me if she does now.

Posted by: April at December 30, 2019 12:10 PM (OX9vb)

344 88 Lynn Yaeger looks like she's auditioning for a part in The Mikado.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2019 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)

I'll have you know that that is SENATOR Yeager, who has replaced Kamala Harris now that she's dropped out. /liberal civics student

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 30, 2019 12:10 PM (GRbI+)

345 Lynn Yaeger is about 20 light years from being a mercy bang

she would bite your hangdown off as soon as look at you

Posted by: REDACTED at December 30, 2019 12:11 PM (rpxSz)

346 No one goes to detention in public school any more. Its joke. They just don't show up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus form Big Soda' at December 30, 2019 12:11 PM (VqhL9)

347 If you're tracing the pencil for the design you're targeting a niche market.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, auburn enthusiast at December 30, 2019 12:06 PM (gd9RK)

------------

Roll of Certs?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 30, 2019 12:11 PM (oBfF8)

348 Mankiewicz the commie isn't fit to shine Robert Osborne's shoes. I do kind of like the Australian chick, though.

--

Mank will always be, to me, an abject idiot. I will never forget the night of the Young Smirks meltdown when Cankles lost. Yes, it was a beauty to behold and savor, but Mankiewicz said at one point, and I pretty much quote, "the Founding Fathers weren't so great. They're all dead and had slaves." Dude was dead to me after that, insofar as I see him on TCM.

Alicia Malone is a beautiful girl, but I think she's a mad-as-a-hatter feminist. I could be wrong on that, but I think I saw that somewhere.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 30, 2019 12:12 PM (JoUsr)

349 Greetings:

Re: Olivia Hussey

So, it's 1969 and I'm taking my malaria break in the hospital at Cam Ranh Bay where the medical folks have set up an amphitheater in the sand dunes to watch movies at night.

So, what movie do these brill-yentos pick to show but Zaferelli's version of Sheakespere's "Romeo and Juliet" starring the aforementioned young actress. A hundred or two young men, by themselves, 10,000 miles from home and/or love and they show a movie in the weirdest English they ever heard.

So, after about 15 minutes of beer cans a-popping and various gurgling sounds, the boys get down to what they know better and start themselves s "My Division is better than your Mother's" brawl.

A good time was had by many.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 30, 2019 12:12 PM (evgyj)

350 I want a fan of Squirt soda. So much more satisfying than Ball Punch.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 30, 2019 12:12 PM (6/uwW)

351 That must be the Penguin Pale Dry Ginger Ale from Frank Zappa's Penguin In Bondage. It all makes sense now.

Posted by: rechill at December 30, 2019 12:14 PM (Q1LXu)

352
Bandersmith? Whadda we got here, a gathering of Clan Bander?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 12:16 PM (pNxlR)

353 I tracked down the "HE'S IMPEACHED" twits. Strangely, those particular tweets have gone missing. One twit, is an ACLUer.

Posted by: Groundhog at December 30, 2019 12:16 PM (VYwSh)

354 AM I the only one that is trying to decide which liquor goes with each vintage soda?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 30, 2019 11:20 AM (JFO2v)

Vodka ftw. And since Trump is a Russian stooge, even better.

She doesn't lurk here. I've tried to explain what happened multiple times but I guess only Bandersmith read it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 30, 2019 11:37 AM (y7DUB)

No, I read it too. And as a PSA, I looked for Clarice's link to the HQ, and noticed its absence.

That didn't stop me from linking Ms. Feldmen's article though.

MP4 deserves the exposure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2019 12:19 PM (Z4rgH)

355
155 What, no love for Shasta diet soda (and all of the other available "flavors")?

No matter how they tried, NONE of their diet drinks tasted good.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 30, 2019 11:42 AM (SRRAx)

Recently declassified papers from the Commerce Department confirmed the longstanding rumor that Diet Shasta sodas were the first trial to dispose of, er, market, Red China's miracle good-for-everything chemical, melamine!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 12:21 PM (pNxlR)

356
I see no Fresca
I see no Faygo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2019 12:22 PM (pNxlR)

357

Always knew Blenheim as a ww2 British light bomber, never was aware of it as soda.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 30, 2019 12:47 PM (KATBx)

358 One wonders what world Lynn Yaeger SHOULD be a fashion critic in.
https://tinyurl.com/sp4ayoz

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 30, 2019 01:17 PM (yQpMk)

359 I took a Political Science class in a Community Kollege around 2005 and the professor insisted impeachment meant removal. Don't argue the point. yawn

Posted by: torabora at December 30, 2019 01:26 PM (Y274z)

360 Lynn Yaeger?
Achtung! Baby!

Posted by: Das Groppenfurher at December 30, 2019 01:52 PM (vakOG)

361 Mark of Zorro, baby.

Linda Darnell and Tyrone Power.

Fab choices, OM.

Posted by: Goodwife Cleo at December 30, 2019 04:39 PM (lAVPT)

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