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The New York Times Discovers a New Crisis: Men Don't Want to See New "Little Women" Movie, and That's Not Okay
From the New York Times, as quoted by Twitchy:
While the box office numbers following its release on Wednesday suggest the movie has found a decent audience -- it placed third, behind the new "Star Wars" and the latest "Jumanji," on opening day -- that unconscious bias has seemed to trickle down to the casual male viewer as well, if Twitter is any indication. The New York Times critic Janet Maslin recently tweeted her surprise at the "active hostility about 'Little Women' from men I know, love and respect." She also described the movie's "problem with men" as "very real." Someone tweeted in response: "It's not a 'problem.' We just don't care."
If you don't go to see Little Women, you're a misogynist. If you do go to see Little Women but you give it anything but unalloyed praise, you're a misogynist. If the result is going to be the same regardless, why not save all that time and money? pic.twitter.com/oHSzH4nwby
— 🎅It's🎄Almost ⛄️Christmas🎁 (@jtLOL) December 27, 2019
Well, it just so happens that I have the perfect solution to this crisis -- a solution proposed and enforced by the Social Justice Warriors currently complaining that men don't want to see movies made for women. In the past six or so years, whenever Social Justice Warriors and feminists decided that there aren't "enough women" going to see male-starring action movies, the SJWs/feminists always prescribed the same cure: that we entice women by putting more women into the movies. Make 007 a woman. Make the Ghostbusters all-female. Make the hero in five of the six Disney Star Wars movies a progressive white woman. So, applying this same solution to "Little Women" -- if the producers of the film wanted men to come, they should have offered more Male Representation in their films, and perhaps have gender-bent most of the female characters to male? See, if women don't See Themselves on the Screen, they're not being represented, and a great crime is being committed. So why aren't people outraged that Men Can't See Themselves on Screen in Little Women? Also, the SJWs always demand more "diversity" in casting. That is both good for business and a necessary virtue signal, they tell us. So I need to know: Why are there not more black women in Little Women? Where are the transwomen, for that matter? Or is it that leftwing feminist white women are excluded from the same demands of Gender and Racial Representation they impose on all male-skewing entertainments? By the way: I don't want any women to think I actually want Little Women to be turned into a mixed-race British version of the Dukes of Hazzard. I think women should be entitled to have the sorts of entertainments that appeal to them, without being adulterated and distorted by bizarre racial-and-gender bean-counting identity politics. I'm just asking: Why can't men have the same thing? I also hope I haven't offended anyone by speaking of white women feminists. Note the "Feminists" at the end. I like white women, obviously. But White Women Feminists are playing a devious and cynical game in always championing diversity for others, while branding themselves as "diverse" (despite being white, and despite being women, who are the majority of the population) and then just taking most of the Diversity Slots they themselves demanded. A lot of nonwhite feminists notice this double game, too, and criticize White Women Feminists for using the rhetoric of diversity to get quotas and set-asides for themselves. None of that applies to white women (or any other women) who are not feminists, of course. It's just White Women Feminists, specifically, who use a lot of black faces in their PR advertisements for diversity, and then fill up the top slots with their own white faces.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:29 PM (6XlcD)
hmm ... but see that I'd watch!
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 05:30 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 27, 2019 05:30 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)
hmm ... but see that I'd watch!
Me too...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:31 PM (6XlcD)
Louisa May Alcott actually DID write a "Little Men" book too. It would be interesting to see anyone make a film out of that.
Meanwhile, the twats at @TeenVogue (please, never buy that magazine for your daughters, ever) are complaining that "Little Women" is has no women of color.
In a historical period piece.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 05:31 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)
I've read both and Little Men is pretty good. it would actually make a good film! remember when it was ok to make films just about young men, that was cool
and I'm a girl and I like those movies just fine without ANY wimmens in them
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 05:32 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:32 PM (6XlcD)
your daughters, ever) are complaining that "Little Women" is has no
women of color.
They're also back to promoting anal sex for teen girls.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:33 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs)
Gallipolli
my favorite miniseries was Brideshead, and I could care less about Julia she was annoying
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 05:33 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: goatexchange at December 27, 2019 05:33 PM (iUjXP)
She parlayed that into her first directorial feature, Frances Ha (which is pretty good, by the way), then moved to Lady Bird and then this.
Feminism!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (zZbCU)
...
Ugh
Posted by: Warren at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (UU64l)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Heck, I watched The Notebook to get laid. What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (WI7YS)
not important to the NYT and therefore unimportant to the GOP: the sidebar story about Obama FISA abuse.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (FEQY4)
screw that
Yup the cast doesn't help make me want to see it
Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)
Wedding ceremony. I was standing, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (NWiLs)
That Jane Austen crap did okay with men.
The one with Anthony Hopkins wasn't half bad. Maybe because it didn't insult me?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (qDoHj)
and not just on PornHub, haters
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (uS2EJ)
They are likely to do that simply because you went to a movie with them? Do you only date easy girls?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:36 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)
I let an old boyfriend (an actor) convince me to see "Caligula" with him.
I never forgave him for that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)
That Jane Austen crap did okay with men.
The one with Anthony Hopkins wasn't half bad. Maybe because it didn't insult me?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (qDoHj)
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From what I understand, this version of Little Women is actually doing really good for the type of movie it is.
It's doing solid business, and then The New York Times seems all butthurt because it's not doing the kind of business that male-centric films tend to do.
I guess the real complaint is that the wider culture isn't validating this writer's cinematic preferences at the level they wish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:37 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad
My wedding? (jk, dear)
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:37 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:37 PM (FEQY4)
A stranger's wedding. War of the Roses (horrible movie). Death Becomes Her.
Posted by: goatexchange at December 27, 2019 05:38 PM (iUjXP)
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The price of white women liking you back is swearing that you find a man in a dress attractive.
At least if you believe all the people who's heroes have been busted for rape in the past 3 years.
They know what women REALLY want is to be raped by a wealthy, powerful Democrat who believes in fairies. (Pun intended)
Posted by: Oschisms at December 27, 2019 05:38 PM (kYNGE)
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:38 PM (oZuI0)
go see Big Luscious Women?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Movie Theater Jerk at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (v089B)
Oh, those little women. Not fidgets. Never mind.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)
Doesn't gin work better than movies?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (n1yOz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (zZbCU)
I can't believe I needed to read Sailer before I asked "hey, how are these young single women able to afford luxury penthouses and expensive everything on a writer's salary, even paid by the NYT?"
Seriously, I thought the Times just handed insane amounts of money to the talentless.
Posted by: trev006 at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (aDkrc)
A 'new take' on a classic story.
If I want to spend two hours getting lectured about Women's power shit, I'll just go talk to the Ex Wife.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (NgKpN)
Goodness, Fen, you don't know girls. Easy girls don't make you watch chick flicks. Good girls will feel warm and receptive if you've sat through an experience that made them feel emotions and you've shared something.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (gd9RK)
No; As far as I can glean from some reviews the only some of nuanced thing is that the character Amy is less of a self involved twit than she is usually portrayed, and really wants to have a career as an artist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 05:40 PM (n1yOz)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)
________
That's because we're all waiting for the "Little Faggots" movie. Duh.
Posted by: ShainS -- Mifsud Didn't Kill Himself at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (jRpi6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:3
You refer to your mom as your dad's wife?
Posted by: LOL at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (UU64l)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (oZuI0)
experience that made them feel emotions and you've shared something.
Little do they suspect that you spent the entire movie wanting to scratch your nads and wondering if you can do it without her noticing.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: avi at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (kSq2k)
Sounds pretty manipulative . "I'll con her into thinking we've shared something deep and meaningful so I can get a blow job."
And "I don't know girls" That's amusing...really.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (4+8an)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, naturist at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (gd9RK)
Heck, I watched The Notebook to get laid. What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December
And you could not hum a few notes of American Pie to summon the blowjob genie.
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (HALdu)
Same. All I remember is one of them died, or went blind, or something.
Maybe the blind one was in Little Women on the Prairie.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)
I went through Tacoma once.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (1CjJc)
and not just on PornHub, haters
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (uS2EJ)
I think that's called PAWG now.
Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)
I *liked* those. Although they're not date movies.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (xNs+e)
No; As far as I can glean from some reviews the only some of nuanced thing is that the character Amy is less of a self involved twit than she is usually portrayed, and really wants to have a career as an artist.
==
at least not a journalist for a magazine in NYC who really wants to write about politics.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (FEQY4)
But that's the only version of Little Women I would watch!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: MAGA at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (YSJp2)
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (SvVS8)
But that's the only version of Little Women I would watch!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (GbPPJ)
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It would probably be interesting, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (1+J19)
I will never be happily married in a society like this, but I guess that was the goal by the left after all.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (xNs+e)
Move Little Women to the beach and put them in bikinis
Posted by: MAGA
And make them play beach volleyball.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (T6t7i)
And "I don't know girls" That's amusing...really.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December
Which is worse
" I am going to watch this stupid movie to get a blowjob"
or
"No way I am going to give him a blowjob without watching this movie"
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (H9cB7)
No girls went blind in "Little Women." That is in one of the "Little House On The prairie" books."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (WI7YS)
2 per little woman. But, they're little.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (H9cB7)
****
Hmmm
I'll pass.
**pours a generous whiskey and puts Disc 1 of Band of Brothers in the CD player**
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (axyOa)
I think I see the problem. It's from the New York Times.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (6eEQ+)
I will never be happily married in a society like this, but I guess that was the goal by the left after all.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December
You might be coming at this from the wrong perspective.
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: LOL at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (UU64l)
--Jeez, first reply to my comment is *this*??
Stepmother, dummy.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (zZbCU)
*fires up 6 Underground again*
Seriously, it's the Bayest movie that ever did Bay. I love it like cake.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (SvVS8)
Beth in Little Women dies from getting scarlet fever for being a do-gooder and helping a sick Family
Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: MAGA
And make them play beach volleyball.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (T6t7
Throw in a trampoline.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (zZbCU)
*fires up 6 Underground again*
Seriously, it's the Bayest movie that ever did Bay. I love it like cake.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (GbPPJ)
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Still haven't watched it.
Slowly working through The Witcher.
I think episode 5 is the first one that could be called good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (zZbCU)
Move Little Women to the beach and put them in bikinis
Posted by: MAGA
And make them play beach volleyball.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (T6t7i
------
Problem solved
Posted by: MAGA at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (YSJp2)
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I too remember when I never knew women
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (FEQY4)
They're both rather repellent.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December
Yes they are, and equally common because people do things to get sex.
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (UFgOG)
Louisa May Alcott actually DID write a "Little Men" book too. It would be interesting to see anyone make a film out of that.
What? Never wrote Little Trannies. Transphobe!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (8Y6Or)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (WI7YS)
I would like to see little women make me sandwiches.
Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (Tnijr)
I would like to have an army of little women to do my bidding.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (4e+hS)
What is this, a remake of the Wizard of Oz?
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (vd8XM)
All sex is transactional. It's simply a matter of preferred currency.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (4e+hS)
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Taken out by some nappy headed girls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (HALdu)
Really?!! Golly gee.Thanks for that stunning epiphany.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (WI7YS)
What is this, a remake of the Wizard of Oz?
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (vd8XM)
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Showed that to Junior for the first time a few days ago. Surprisingly, he sat through the whole thing and enjoyed it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (+dsLj)
All sex is transactional. It's simply a matter of preferred currency.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December
Yes
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (zZbCU)
*fires up 6 Underground again*
Seriously, it's the Bayest movie that ever did Bay. I love it like cake.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (GbPPJ)
Cake, eh? Carrot, Red Velvet, Black Forest??
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (zZbCU)
You beat me to it.
And, how the hell did he die before Larry King?
Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Walk in the Clouds is one.
Mean Girls was another .
To Kill A Mockingbird . What ? it was written by a chick and the narrator was a chick. So chick movie.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (V150o)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (90T4r)
Pound.
Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (FEQY4)
Exactly. And when are Native Americans going to get a break?!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (90T4r)
Yes, please.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (GbPPJ)
I don't know exactly why, but I lol'd.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (R6smW)
Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (axyOa)
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Sounds like the newest HGTV show.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (zZbCU)
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now THAT movies was not as advertised.
come for the light hearted comedy, leave because of the marxist uprising
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (FEQY4)
All sex is transactional. It's simply a matter of preferred currency.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (rZgGg)
Krystal burgers works for me.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (V150o)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (4e+hS)
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Taken out by some nappy headed girls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (zZbCU)
Do they make the Rockin' World go Round?
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (WI7YS)
Was unsure how familiar you were or were not for condemning Bander, as being manipulative, upthread for watching a movie.
Just trying to help.
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (HALdu)
The goal of Leftism is to make society so factionalized that it can no longer function.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (oVJmc)
What is this, a remake of the Wizard of Oz?
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (vd8XM)
go watch 'Under the Rainbow' if you can find it.
Chevy Chase comedy about a couple of people hired to chaperone the Hotel where all the 'little people' were staying during the shooting of Oz.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (NgKpN)
--If Mean Girls is a chick flick, then so is Heathers.
Heathers > Mean Girls
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (oZuI0)
Stop looking at me like that
Posted by: RBG at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (6XlcD)
Chevy Chase comedy about a couple of people hired to chaperone the Hotel where all the 'little people' were staying during the shooting of Oz.
Posted by: Don Q
Ha!! Saw it. Great movie
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (xSo9G)
--If Mean Girls is a chick flick, then so is Heathers.
Heathers > Mean Girls
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (oZuI0)
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I think Mean Girls' descent into maudlin emotion is easier to take than Heathers'.
Advantage, Mean Girls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (zZbCU)
Oh cool, then "The Lover" is a chick flick. Based on a book by Marguerite Duras, narrated by Jeanne Moreau, starring Jane March's tits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cineaste at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (V150o)
Every holiday movie would have been a half hour affair had someone dispensed a thorough spanking to the first woman that did something stupid.
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (HALdu)
B.S. You weren't trying to be helpful at all. Good night.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (WI7YS)
come for the light hearted comedy, leave because of the marxist uprising
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (FEQY4)
Such a great concept and they went a whole different direction. I was surprised though they basically made the end of worlders nuts.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (2DOZq)
Am I legally required to watch Little Women?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 05:40 PM (n1yOz)
_______
"It is merely a tax, not a mandate, citizen. -- Obligatory Benedict Roberts
Posted by: ShainS -- Mifsud Didn't Kill Himself at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (jRpi6)
Where all da white women at?
*strolls off*
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (dbEIv)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (j3npP)
**********
So it IS a sequel....
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (+dsLj)
What's that?
Already?
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (Ndje9)
Biden should hope he doesn't get endorsed by Barky.
Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (Tnijr)
Not one of you mentioned Spring Break.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (90T4r)
343 338 Teri Garr in Young Frankenstein
******
woof
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere
Hmfph. She's no Brie Larsen.
Posted by: tubal
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Pardon the language but, "them guts would get punished repeatedly."
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (zZbCU)
--Feh
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (oZuI0)
It's a French musical starring Catherine Deneuve and her sister Francoise Dorleac. It's absolutely delightful while upending almost every musical cliche.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cineaste at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (gd9RK)
Certified chick flick.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (2DOZq)
It must be wondrous to be a leftist. They wake up everyday to a new
world and learn new things that normal people have known forever.
Posted by: JackStraw
I dunno, waking up everyday to some new outrage, which aren't outrages, but you have to be outraged cause you've been told to be outraged, and if you aren't outraged then people get outraged at you and you have to disavow something or someone. To be honest, I'm surprised they all haven't thrown themselves off a cliff.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (LOq4H)
Where all da white women at?
*strolls off*
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (+ldAm)
Fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on cardboardeaux.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (NWiLs)
Every holiday movie would have been a half hour affair had someone dispensed a thorough spanking to the first woman that did something stupid.
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (HALdu)
Ah, yep.
Posted by: Georg Washington McClintock at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tom at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (7Mvb5)
She totes needs to grow up and get a taste of man essence.
Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (ZCEU2)
121 Imus? Really? I hated that guy on the radio but I guess he did some good charity work. Tood bad. Anyway, who will be 2 of 3?
Stop looking at me like that
Posted by: RBG at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (6XlcD)
Celebrity deaths typically happen in 3s. What say you, Grim Reaper?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (uEbPt)
By the way: I don't want any women to think I actually want Little Women to be turned into a mixed-race British version of the Dukes of Hazzard.
What flag would they have on the roof of their car?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tom at December
Until someone doing it understands rule 34
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tom at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (7Mvb5)
==========
"I know, right?"
-A Star is Born
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Tom at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (7Mvb5)
--I don't care, as long as they're matched by re-makes of The Thing.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (axyOa)
screw that
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (Rarvo)
would you see it if she serviced you the way she serviced Harvey ?
i might
Posted by: avi at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (kSq2k)
-A Star is Born
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (zZbCU)
Now do Knocking on Heaven's Door.
Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Butterball Mikey Moore at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (EgshT)
Mrs D has a Hallmark movie on.
On the upside it has Ashley Greene.
Hmmmmm
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (axyOa)
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Junior has on Paw Patrol.
I'm dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (90T4r)
1.Cheryl Ladd
2.Tanya Roberts
3.Jaclyn Smith
4.Farrah Fawcett-Majors (huge hair and deep tan combo has never done it for me)
5.Kate Jackson
6. Shelley Hack
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Butterball Mikey Moore at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (EgshT)
Kurdistan.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (90T4r)
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*hums Singin' in the Rain to self*
Yes, easily.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (zZbCU)
It has to be made with midgets or it's Munchkiphobic.
Posted by: a Munchkin at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (oZuI0)
Feminists are so dumb.
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (J9wxX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: fat incels with dicks and severe mental illnesses at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (fK2gX)
RBG still lives, as does Soros, Hillary, Billy Jeff, Pelosi, Schumer......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (+dsLj)
I would only flip the Kate Jackson Shelly Hack order.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Farrah Fawcett's Free Range Nipples at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (fK2gX)
***********
Satan has an incredible talent for keeping people alive well past their expiration date.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (+dsLj)
Including " Tin Man"? That movie Sucked.
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (90T4r)
I have no interest in seeing, and I feel absolutely no guilt about it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Butterball Mikey Moore at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (V150o)
These people are nucking futs.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (Z7lwY)
It has to be made with midgets or it's Munchkiphobic.
Posted by: a Munchkin at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (Tnijr)
Only one movie made in the history of movies.
Posted by: Zippy The Pinhead at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: ShainS -- Mifsud Didn't Kill Himself at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (jRpi6)
I'm making a list and checking it twice.
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (M+RL3)
Ryder, but it really is a chick flick and it's garbage to try to make
any men feel bad about not seeing it. There are a lot of dick flicks
(Only thing I could think of to rhyme with dick flicks I have no interest in seeing, and I feel absolutely no guilt about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (WI7YS)
Be careful! If you say Winona Ryder three times, BSG shows up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zippy The Pinhead at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (aS1PU)
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"The Terror of Tiny Town"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (mWzQJ)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (V150o)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)
--What do you have against him?
The Ravens are resting Jackson Sunday. . . .
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Soyburger McBressesses at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (4v4p9)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Junior has on Paw Patrol.
I'm dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (zZbCU)
***
Kbdabear. We need you. Stat!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (axyOa)
I did not prefer blonds but anyone who saw the Farrah in her prime poster for the first time and it didn't move, you might want to question your mandhood.
Posted by: a Munchkin at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (2DOZq)
My opinion of that production is the entire cast should get Brazilian waxed. Sheesh.
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (qDoHj)
Posted by: Tom at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (7Mvb5)
--I don't care, as long as they're matched by re-makes of The Thing.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (oZuI0)
I haven't been to a movie in a long time. Meryl Streep ensures I will maintain that streak.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (n1yOz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (v089B)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (m8d3m)
I don't think it's that woke unless they made Jo into a lesbian and since she marries a male professor in the book that's really unlikely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (WI7YS)
I stumbled on the B & W version of Little Women years ago on TCM. It was ok. No way in hell I would watch the freaked out woke version of today.
Posted by: Infidel
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The 1994 version is great except that Claire Danes is miscast as Beth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (q0mjq)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: kallisto at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (XUMZv)
Posted by: Zippy The Pinhead at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (aS1PU)
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"The Terror of Tiny Town"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious
I've seen basically ALL the movies commonly deemed to be "The Worst Movie of All Time," and of the competitors, "Terror of Tiny Town" was self-evidently the hands-down winner. Makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Robot Monster" and all the rest look like Apocalypse Now by comparison.
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (2DOZq)
They claim its a movie for incels now that it bombed and is worse than Manos Hands of Fate.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (V150o)
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (T6t7i)
I'm making a list and checking it twice.
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (EgshT)
/starts to sing
I 've got a little list, I've got a little list
Posted by: The Mikado at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (Kpl3J)
Had incredible casts and were supremely acted.
This crap has been done before and by better non-woke actors.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (nw9+p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (KNsKs)
The Longest Day, remade with a more diverse cast, just like the real event.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (oZ6kz)
I wholeheartedly endorse this.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (RKPlw)
I usually use my head in deciding which movie to see.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:06 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)
The Passion of the Christ
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (S6ArX)
Tequila Mockingbird was better
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (zlA+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zippy The Pinhead at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (aS1PU)
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"The Terror of Tiny Town"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious
I've seen basically ALL the movies commonly deemed to be "The Worst Movie of All Time," and of the competitors, "Terror of Tiny Town" was self-evidently the hands-down winner. Makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Robot Monster" and all the rest look like Apocalypse Now by comparison.
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (fK2gX)
****
I was thinking "invasion of the Killer Tomatoes " if I remember that name right???
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (axyOa)
I will never be happily married in a society like this, but I guess that was the goal by the left after all.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere
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Look, no slight against American (or western women - ok maybe it is) but do yourself a favor.. save up some money, grab a flight to SE Asia (Thailand, Japan, Philippines, Korea, Vietnam, Singapore) and spend a month just enjoying the sights and sounds.. seriously do it. You'll thank me later.. I'm not suggesting bar hopping or the sex districts (but that never hurt anyone - JK) just enjoying the culture and introducing yourself to those of the feminine persuasion and you'll see a side that'll make you go back again and again and again.
Trust me....
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Alanis! at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (xNs+e)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (zlA+c)
Wasn't that from a Fractured Fairy Tale?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (aS1PU)
I can't say that the old Little Women movie was really my cup of tea, either.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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There are two really oh-wuld Little Women movies that are products of their time, aka awful. But I stand by my admiration for the 1994 version.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (q0mjq)
81 It would probably be interesting, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (zZbCU)
*fires up 6 Underground again*
Seriously, it's the Bayest movie that ever did Bay. I love it like cake.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (GbPPJ)
I watched that the other day. Didn't look at who directed it at all, and didn't pay attention to the title credits. So I'm just thinking wow this car chase sequence at the start is really quite long (winds up being 20 minutes). And then you get to the end: "Directed by Michael Bay." Oh well now it makes sense. It doesn't but the over the top nature is at least in his style.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (Z7lwY)
So when she said that she wanted to go see Little Women on Christmas afternoon, I said that I'd go too. I realize that my Man Card was in jeopardy, but making amends with the Mrs. looked like a good move.
I HATED the movie. Hated it, hated it , hated it. And on top of the stupid movie, I had to endure Meryl Streep (whose last Oscar was for Most Overrated Actress EV-AR), and that twit Emma Watson (who now claims that she is "self-partnered" instead of single). I kept wanting to check my watch to see when my pain would end, but I upheld the date-afternoon decorum.
Don't hate me, haters. I'm still married (last I checked),
Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (S88Om)
Posted by: Easy Andy
and the eye candy!!! rowr!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (leZ0h)
Posted by: Braenyard
For maximum troll impact, I want him to stage the rally in Nuremberg, Pennsylvania (yes, it's a real place). The head-explosions would be delicious.
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (2DOZq)
--At least that's not total fiction or exaggeration.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shield-maiden
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (2DOZq)
Norsemen was better.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (2DOZq)
I watched a few episodes.
Then the lead character and his badass shieldmaiden wife invite a milquetoast pushover monk they just captured from England into a threesome with them. AAAANNNDDDD I turned it off.
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (S6ArX)
Or, you know, they are just a bunch of lying assholes.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (+DS2f)
your daughters, ever) are complaining that "Little Women" is has no
women of color.
They're also back to promoting anal sex for teen girls.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Also, it is absolutely imperative that you pester your relatives about politics during the holidays. And if they don't want to, insist upon it. Make yourself a constant pest.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (m8d3m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)
Women will be the Allies and men will be the Nazis. I think you're on to something.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (leZ0h)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (2DOZq)
Weird new variation of "Many Worlds" theory, called "Many Interacting Worlds," postulates that different universes interact with ours on a quantum level, and that therefore they can be detected on a quantum level
-
This is the premise of Michael Crichton's Timeline (book, not the movie).
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)
I've seen basically ALL the movies commonly deemed to be "The Worst Movie of All Time," and of the competitors, "Terror of Tiny Town" was self-evidently the hands-down winner. Makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Robot Monster" and all the rest look like Apocalypse Now by comparison.
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (fK2gX)
****
I was thinking "invasion of the Killer Tomatoes " if I remember that name right???
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (axyOa)
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
I think it was meant to be a parody, but was so bad it didn't work.
Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (2DOZq)
I watched a few episodes.
Then the lead character and his badass shieldmaiden wife invite a milquetoast pushover monk they just captured from England into a threesome with them. AAAANNNDDDD I turned it off.
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (S6ArX)
Ha! I did the exact same thing.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (V150o)
Luv ya!
I hope your wife is recuperating at a good pace.
You have me lmao so many times.
Posted by: four seasons at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (+DS2f)
For some reason I have been thinking about that a lot lately.
It has not been going especially well for me as that theory goes. For some reason it occurred to me that although I am perfectly happy and much happier than I have reason to expect that somewhere out there there is a guy that has everything that I have AND a wife who has decided that the very best present she could give me was Megan Fox. Not just any Megan Fox mind you but the Megan Fox who believed it was the highest and best purpose of her existence to give me blowjobs while I am working 14 hour days and did not have the fucked up thumb.
The problem with this is that, happy as I am that is not going to happen here. There is nothing anyone can do about her fucked up thumb.
The thing that pisses me off though is that because of the many worlds theory, the fact that I had that thought means that somewhere in some other universe that me now exists and is getting his umpteenth blowjob of the day. And that is in a universe where American Pie never has and never will exist!
And there is nothing I can do about it. I had the thought and cannot unthink it so that cocksucker is going to be happily married to a wonderful woman where it is ok for him to get non-stop blowjobs in a way that would make Les Moonves envious - even if I were to think about him not getting them anymore, because that would mean that there was another universe where that same me was getting nonstop blowjobs, with social and wife approval ,until they stopped fro some reason that he cannot fathom.
Not sure what I am going to do about this.
Probably best to have a drink and go play tennis and forget the entire thing.
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Blair at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (EgshT)
I usually use my head in deciding which movie to see.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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True but we have a choice of which head makes the decision and it's often the wrong one. LOL
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (vd8XM)
All of them are better than Avatar.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (xNs+e)
It's no Brideshead Revisited, though, but then Evelyn Waugh is one of my literary idols.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (oZuI0)
G Love and Special Sauce. Rusted Root opened.
But it was to nail the older sister of an ex-girlfriend.
So. I pat me on the back for a job well done.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (leZ0h)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (aS1PU)
Get Smart episode
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (zlA+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)
They'll cast the Germans with men. Those Rangerettes need someone to machinegun after scaling the cliffs at Pont du Hoc.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (axyOa)
I mean they remake Little Women about every ten years, don't they?
Sort of like a new Spiderman reboot comes out every 8 years. I notice that it is getting rebooted, but don't give a shit because its just another reboot of the same shit.
Just like every new Little Women is just another version of the same shit.
Hey, Hollywood, here's an original idea!
HOW ABOUT MAKING A MOVIE THAT HASN'T FUCKING BEEN MADE 10 TIMES ALREADY?????
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (wrO39)
Posted by: tubal at December 27,
As is 15:17 to Paris.
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (S6ArX)
I gave up on that show earlier, when they did some wife-swapping, like it was a long-established custom. Uh, no, I don't think the real Vikings did that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (m8d3m)
Posted by: logprof
Ooooh, I love her stuff.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (wALb0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch,
The trial.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (LOq4H)
Heh
Posted by: LOL at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (UU64l)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Jerry Nadler's fold cheese is better than Avatar.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Great series
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (vd8XM)
Are there going to be more episodes, or are they done with it?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (m8d3m)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (axyOa)
Did that help get David Schwimmer out of typecasting or what?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (wrO39)
Next Summer:
Remembrance of Things Past, Part One.
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (S6ArX)
I will never be happily married in a society like this, but I guess that was the goal by the left after all.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere
This x a billion. They have been brainwashed since birth.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (V150o)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (eASYU)
Safron, Inter-Galactic Space Whore?
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (leZ0h)
A stupid woman op/ed called the hallmark Christmas movies Nazi propaganda. Too many white heteronormative cisgender women. The horror, that straight white women want to see straight white women kiss straight men! How regressive of them.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (/KAED)
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Joan Wayne, Roberta Mitchum, Edwina Albert.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: OregonMuse
Supposed to be sometime in 2020
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)
~~~~~
He had COPD and prostate CA. I believe he was treating the CA holistically.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (sGotD)
math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=11513
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (xNs+e)
And btw. Louisa also wrote; Little Men
I've read them both as a kid. Thought they were ok.
I'm sure that the movie pushed the boys are scum line to the limit and/or girls are the greatest and super line to the limit.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (wALb0)
Posted by: Flyover at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (T6t7i)
--Sorry, Mr. Waugh beat you to the punch.
He married a woman named Evelyn.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (oZuI0)
it's storyline would be too. So why should my husband go see it, he's not a girl and my insisting he go would be mean
Posted by: Azcatsclaw at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (6uKX/)
Remembrance of Things Past, Part One.
Posted by: Vanya
I may watch, because I hear they are going to dig up Marcel Proust and reanimate his corpse to do the voice-overs and narration.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (wrO39)
Plenty of time for her to be laughed out of 49 of the 57 states
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (xNs+e)
Posted by: Jeffry Epstein at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (WUha0)
One of my favorites. Completely non woke.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (WI7YS)
He married a woman named Evelyn.
Posted by: logprof
Hah! I did not know that.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Rosie Odonnel as Pont du Hoc
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (vd8XM)
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They're not fascist propaganda. They're the work of the Devil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Where all da white women at?
*strolls off*
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine
Fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on cardboardeaux.
Posted by: Insomniac
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You sir owe me half a glass of Woodford Reserve and half a box of Kleenex.. I'm gonna smell like and have smell of bourbon in my nostrils for the next hour.
Fucker..
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Soyburger McBressesses at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (4v4p9)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (4e+hS)
=========
Taken out by some nappy headed girls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (zZbCU)
Frankly after all his skits by a bad Rush Limbaugh impersonator Ior in a bad Rush Limbaugh impersonator voice) implying what a racist Rush Limbaugh was, it serves the shit right. Live by the race baiting smear, die by it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (ujg0T)
Now they are telling me that's wrong of me too?
Whatever.
Posted by: JB1000 at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (tJOXi)
It's no Brideshead Revisited, though, but then Evelyn Waugh is one of my literary idols.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (oZuI0)
Agreed. And Downton got really preachy and lefty especially after the third season
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (zlA+c)
Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (8ulFU)
G Love and Special Sauce. Rusted Root opened.
But it was to nail the older sister of an ex-girlfriend.
So. I pat me on the back for a job well done.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (leZ0h)
Russell Crowe's band 30 Odd Foot of Grunts.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (V150o)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (ujg0T)
He did a good job.
I saw a special on the filming of it and they ran a mini-airborne school for the actors. He was right in there doing his pushups.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (leZ0h)
Did someone get something different?
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (HALdu)
With Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones.
Why the hell not? Can't wait for the "eye-opener" scene. And scissortits.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: garrett
Just finishing re-watching Firefly series and will watch Serenity later tonight.
I find that I don't like them as much knowing what a complete fuck-stick Joss Whedon is. Which is sad, because the series and follow-up movie were both pretty damn good.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (wrO39)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (zlA+c)
Wasn't that from a Fractured Fairy Tale?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (aS1PU)
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Get Smart.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (MTxDQ)
Heathers > Mean Girls
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (oZuI0)
For those of us who were suicidal teens in the 1980s, "Heathers" was totes brilliant.
"You don't get it do you?!? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think upon itself!!!"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)
They complained about why the men wanted to intrude where they weren't wanted and how the women now felt that they couldn't relax and be as comfortable as they were before the men showed up. (forced their way in was the usage but that's of course a lie)
Sounds so much like 50 years ago when women started suing mens clubs and others over having men only policies.
Now they're complaining in the same way. Gee maybe we can get our men's clubs back now?
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (wALb0)
All men will agree to go see "Little Women" if and only if all women agree to watch "Debbie Does Dallas."
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (fK2gX)
Why the hell not? Can't wait for the "eye-opener" scene. And scissortits.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (oRpiG)
A bit of the old ultra passive aggressiveness.
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Woody Allen at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (T6t7i)
--IIRC, he often called himself Evelyn, and his wife Shevelyn.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (oZuI0)
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This is the premise of Michael Crichton's Timeline (book, not the movie).
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)
The devil you say.
Posted by: Hawthorne Abendsen at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (m8d3m)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (wrO39)
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Adam Baldwin was great as Jayne Cobb.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:20 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December
Read that story.
The answer to you question is "No, that's not how any of this works.
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:20 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (zlA+c)
Wasn't that from a Fractured Fairy Tale?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (aS1PU)
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Get Smart.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (WEBkv)
I missed it by that >< much.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:21 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Bruce
*runs for paper towels to clean monitor*
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (MTxDQ)
There are some things even Rangers won't do.
Give that mission to the jarheads.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (xNs+e)
Plenty of choices for everyone's taste.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:21 PM (aS1PU)
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Fractured Fairy Tales were brilliant, though.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (V150o)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:21 PM (axyOa)
THAT'S NOT TRUE!
...unless you also send a handle of Jack.
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Orson at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (6wIRL)
See, this is the bullshit these feminists don't understand, men and women often take pleasure in simply making each other happy. It's called team building. We also each specialize in certain problem solving areas - I deal with cars, plumbing, electricity, and home maintenance, she deals with kids, animals, cooking, and neighbors. We split finances - she handles day to day bills, I handle big purchases, investments, and loans.
It doesn't matter how you split it up, as long as you each play to your strengths. My wife will paint and do dry wall, I do the framing and roofing. She's detailed oriented, I'm more get er' done. Together were are fucking unstoppable at almost any challenge.
Who decides what movie we go see? Whoever is the most excited by going to the movies. Usually me, but sometimes her.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 27, 2019 06:23 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
I'm in the middle of an Adam Baldwin Retrospective. Just bing-watched 5 seasons of Chuck, now Firefly/Serenity, and going to start The Last Ship next week.
Funny to see how much better an actor he became between Firefly/Serenity and Chuck. I've never seen The Last Ship, but I know he has a major part, so I'll bet he's got even better.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:23 PM (wrO39)
That right there? That's her problem. Twitter is not an indication of anything but mental illness.
Posted by: Madamemayhem at December 27, 2019 06:23 PM (myjNJ)
LOGY Pervywood and the bizarre people that push this crap.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:24 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (/KAED)
I think that was ace's old girlfriend, Amanda Marcotte, who wrote that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:24 PM (m8d3m)
MS - Who wrote Little Women?
Agent- The book or the screenplay?
MS -There was a book?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:24 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: four seasons at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (PisyI)
Christ Almighty,
when they remake the movie Christine, will the car be a tranny, too? And black instead of red?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (qDoHj)
2 per little woman. But, they're little.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (H9cB7)
........
Should have been called "Itty Bitty Women".
Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (LOq4H)
~~~~~
Very possible. But he also was on supplemental O2 his last year or so on the radio (early 2018,) so the COPD was advanced as well. And he looked like hell then.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (sGotD)
This may be the most overexposed piece of literature of all time.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (nw9+p)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:23 PM (wrO39)
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He's also on Youtube doing gun stuff with Kirsten Joy Weiss.
Which makes it guy and gal friendly.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Soyburger McBressesses at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM
I got dragged to the movie theater to see that one on the 4th of July years ago, when it first came out. It was hot outside and the A/C was nice and cool. Other than that I remember one scene from WWI and that's it. Tilda is an odd bird.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (COzlW)
math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=11513
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December
What does this mean?
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (HALdu)
"You don't get it do you?!? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think upon itself!!!"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)
You didn't have to be suicidal to love Heathers. Great movie.
"I love my dead gay son"
Posted by: Splunge at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (dOV9E)
Fun new quiz helps your teen decide what kind of hooker she should be
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (/KAED)
Posted by: The Otters at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (dOL3f)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:23 PM (wrO39)
You should watch his very first movie, My Bodyguard. Came out in the 1980s. He was 19 years old and towered over everyone else whenever he was onscreen.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (m8d3m)
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM
I always thought he meant Winona from Justified.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (r6GXX)
Which makes it guy and gal friendly.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
I'll be in my bunk . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (wrO39)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (ZCEU2)
"You don't get it do you?!? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think upon itself!!!"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)
You didn't have to be suicidal to love Heathers. Great movie.
"I love my dead gay son"
Posted by: Splunge at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (dOV9E)
True that. But at least among my peer set, it made all the "right people" cringe. Which made it all the better.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)
Until then fuck the white feminist women in the ass with the proverbial barbed wire, hot sauce covered tropical fruit sideways... repeatedly.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (pw+jk)
math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=11513
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December
What does this mean?
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (HALdu)
Bob's your uncle.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (oVJmc)
This may be the most overexposed piece of literature of all time.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (nw9+p)
A Christmas Carol
The Three Musketeers
...beg to differ.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (m8d3m)
Fine post! Happy New Year!
Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar
Haven't seen that in ages. He did pretty well considering how young and inexperienced he was.
God, I hated that fucking kid he was protecting. Never could stand that little shit.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (wrO39)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (XHdLb)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM
Get your big hairy sausage fingers off our girly-girl gatherings!
Posted by: Powerful Feminists at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (COzlW)
Saying all the things no one else had the balls to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JMj8TThD50
Posted by: Cardinal O'Connor at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (8ulFU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (wrO39)
........
A Day In the Life Of wth
I demand one meelion dollars payment up front.
Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (5v5Zx)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM
Thornton Hears A Lou was a great kids' book.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (XHdLb)
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Susyn Waldman.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)
See you in three days.
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (pw+jk)
Hold my ale. - Shakespeare
Hold my tea. - Jane Austen
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (/KAED)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (g5DWE)
Sex that was had or sex that was anticipated but not had?
Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (Tnijr)
Hold my buxom terrified victim in a nightie.
--Dracula
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (pw+jk)
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Don't forget changing the headlight fluid.
Though, with today's soiboi's, they'll probably fall for it also.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (WEBkv)
I drove our butts to ATL Christmas Day and back yesterday. 3 1/2 hour trip took 5 hours. I hate 1-75 with the heat of a trillion suns.
Plus, I had to bite my tongue all day Christmas and listen to the in-law siblings and their hell spawn blather.
He's lucky I didn't kill someone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (xNs+e)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)
See you in three days.
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (S6ArX)
Fistbump! Bring the popcorn, we provide the nachos and salsa.
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (90T4r)
==
speaking of this...I tried watching the most recent MacBeth with forehead titties and Magneto in the roles.
SUCKED.
So, I found a version by the Globe theater crew that was, for the first time in life, made me proud to watch a shakespeare movie. They actually knew how to read the lines without sounding like gradeschool kids acting in a play.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (FEQY4)
This may be the most overexposed piece of literature of all time.
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It's the scene where they storm the French chalet and kill all the Nazi.generals that's the draw.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (+y/Ru)
And without the fiery car crash that redeemed "Vanishing Point", "Dirty Mary Crazy Larry", or other bad movies ending in a car crash.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (ujg0T)
"You don't get it do you?!? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think upon itself!!!"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)
You didn't have to be suicidal to love Heathers. Great movie.
"I love my dead gay son"
Posted by: Splunge at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (dOV9E)
True that. But at least among my peer set, it made all the "right people" cringe. Which made it all the better.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)
--Yes, yes!
Oh, and if we're dropping quotes, my fav exchange is:
Veronica (Winona Ryder): Why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?!
Heather #2 (Shannen Doherty): Because I can be. Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (oZuI0)
Though, with today's soiboi's, they'll probably fall for it also.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (WEBkv)
Remember to replace the coolant with antifreeze after Halloween. Don't want that engine to get damaged in the cold.
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (S6ArX)
math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=11513
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (xNs+e)
"In the S-matrix philosophy one takes the analyticity properties as fundamental, working with amplitudes, not local quantum fields."
Word.
No, wait.
Words
Posted by: Splunge at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)
So honeymoon sex for the weekend.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (V150o)
Posted by: Godzilla at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (DIosY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3asZtj-fZks
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (wrO39)
So most men said lofgfy and didn't buy tickets.
Sooner or later, men get tired of being lectured to.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (m8d3m)
.......
The senior prom.
Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (v0R5T)
Lol!
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:35 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (pw+jk)
........
Just don't tell them they've got a bad tranny.
Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)
I didn't like Winona Rider's version either because it was just depressing.
Posted by: Decaf at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (xarPm)
gotten a film treatment 7 times, been given the television treatment 9
times, and been on stage at least 7 times.This may be the most
overexposed piece of literature of all time.
Hold my ale. - Shakespeare
Hold my tea. - Jane Austen
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (/KAED)
The Last Remake of Beau Geste (for now)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (5v5Zx)
Posted by: four seasons at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (PisyI)
Excited for the new one! Looks like stranger things meets ghostbusters. I will take it.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (/KAED)
So most men said lofgfy and didn't buy tickets.
Sooner or later, men get tired of being lectured to.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December
The thing is, their leverage to make men do stupid things they do not want to do is sex.
No sex, no bitchbusters.
FFS a handy in the theatre at a minimum.
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (xNs+e)
Christian Slater as Dark Triad
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (5qdFy)
The vacuity and mediocrity of western non-elite "elites" is breath-taking.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (RueoN)
Next time a dickless STEM major tries to sell that shit to a roomful of men who he just mocked for having useless and contentless degrees in literature and philosophy? I will hand him his extra teeth as he picks himself up from where the bar stool landed. What a god damned generation of vipers.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (oRpiG)
_________
I don't remember which one, but it had vampires in it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Weasel at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (fksqF)
I know right? Like we have time for worrying about what women want us to do.
Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 06:38 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (leZ0h)
Movie Theatre Butter!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 06:38 PM (5v5Zx)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (wrO39)
Chris Makepeace. I wonder whatever happened to him?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (m8d3m)
if you want to g o see some insipid chick flick, go!
if he wants to watch NASCAR and drink PBRs, let him!
wtf
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (fK2gX)
Disagree. Terror is the best of those mentioned. Robot Monster is probably the worst, once you get over the head scratching over the costume decision.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (eoQWY)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The girl ( later my girlfriend) was babysitting. I was able to display my fraternal skills to close the deal.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (RueoN)
We're supposed to be all sensitive and shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (vc9hX)
Posted by: Regular joe at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (g5DWE)
Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (/KAED)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (vc9hX)
Yes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (m8d3m)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (wrO39)
He was better in Meatballs. That was him right?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (2DOZq)
As a guy I'd say P and P and Zombies was pretty good.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (SvVS
I was thinking the same thing. "Little Women...and Zombies". I'm sure there are a number of different ways to spice it up, like "Terminator: Little Women", where one of the March sisters is the ancestor of Sarah Conner and a Terminator is sent back to 19th Century to kill her.
Posted by: jim at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (DF+pC)
Posted by: Jean at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (/KAED)
I sat through the last 50 Shades flick with the g/f and her roommate. I was laughing at it for most of the movie; the dude is such a ballistic weapons grade weirdo I couldn't believe it.
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (+0AKE)
So most men said lofgfy and didn't buy tickets.
Sooner or later, men get tired of being lectured to.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (m8d3m)
They'll take it from Mom, they'll take it from wives, might take it from Sis or Aunt Bea for a while but a bunch of strangers with no charm or beauty have no credit to burn on naggers.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (dUJdY)
They make u-turn before the cliff and road trip it to Vegas where they lay waste to their hotel room and a Wayne Newton concert, then party all night with hookers and blow before solving the Mandalay Bay shooting.
Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (v0R5T)
if you want to g o see some insipid chick flick, go!
if he wants to watch NASCAR and drink PBRs, let him!
wtf
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)
--As I mentioned above, my dad and stepmom opted for separate movies in one trip. They're both >65.
I suppose at that age you don't --pardon the pun-- have to give a fuck what the other wants. I also suppose at that age a good dump may be as satisfying as sex.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (SvVS
I was thinking the same thing. "Little Women...and Zombies". I'm sure
there are a number of different ways to spice it up, like "Terminator:
Little Women", where one of the March sisters is the ancestor of Sarah
Conner and a Terminator is sent back to 19th Century to kill her.
Posted by: jim at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (DF+pC)
I concur.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (5v5Zx)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:45 PM (wrO39)
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:45 PM (/KAED)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (pw+jk)
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Don't forget changing the headlight fluid.
That's the thing about us seasoned women, we know better.
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 06:46 PM (MTxDQ)
That will show all you cisnormative feminist lesbian trans hating men!
Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (Ei0/7)
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 27, 2019 06:48 PM (AD3JT)
I looked at the IMDB. Don't see no POCs.
I'm going with stop watch apps. I plan to count in minutes and seconds how much screen time males have in this movie. THEY HAD BETTERED BE REPRESENTED!!!!
Posted by: Groundhog at December 27, 2019 06:49 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (FEQY4)
Hmm, my Give-a-Fuck-O-Meter doesn't seem to be working again. The last time I took it in to the repair shop, they said they couldn't find anything wrong with it. Oh well...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (HaL55)
That will show all you cisnormative feminist lesbian trans hating men!
Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (Ei0/7)
The woke crowd isn't watching it either. They just want you to.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (El6T/)
Try fighting the state on the denial of Constitutional Rights and those upheld by the highest and higher courts. You get made an example of. This is a feature not a bug. Ask me how I know.
I find that those yelling the loudest about Constitutional Rights have never personally (not as a lawyer) been through the many year courtroom warzone to have those rights recognized and upheld.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:51 PM (KYBu2)
As a guy I'd say P and P and Zombies was pretty good.
==
lily james. wow
Posted by: mushroom maniac
Agreed. Lily James doesn't get enough credit for sheer looks. If "cuteness" was a 1-10 scale, she'd be a 12.
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:55 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (vc9hX)
Yes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (m8d3m)
Damn. Oh well, I tried.
(I love ya like a brother, but damnit, the term "thought leader" is as stupid and annoying as other words these days, like "influencer".)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 27, 2019 06:59 PM (vc9hX)
When I got home I asked Mom if she had any more books. She introduced me to Tom Sawyer and his friend Huckleberry also books like To kill a Mockingbird and many many more. I've been on a life's journey of passionate reading and it started with Louisa May Alcott. Of course my Dad's Value Rite Vodka played its part too. Tony
Posted by: Tony Noboloney at December 27, 2019 07:01 PM (++5O6)
The crazy mom from Stranger Things was in it what was her name again?......
Posted by: Big V at December 27, 2019 07:08 PM (B06Zw)
Well, because men are really broken women. And the sooner you act like a proper woman the happier the rest of us will be!
/feminist
Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (j50YY)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 27, 2019 08:12 PM (kWOG7)
Here's a deal, you stupid bitches: If men don't make me watch The Three Stooges or read Spider-Man comics, I promise not to give a rugged rat's ass if they **ever watch or read or burn a copy of Little Women.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at December 27, 2019 08:30 PM (Edfwc)
Angela Lansbury was the last BBC Auntie M -- not bad at all
-- in the version where Ethan Hawke's daughter played Jo.
JD's last Auntie turn was Darcy's Lady Catherine in Pride and Prejudice.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at December 27, 2019 08:49 PM (Edfwc)
"
I agree with her. The SJWs don't. For them to co-opt Alcott's work and twist it into something the opposite of what she intended is simply grotesque.
Posted by: Brown Line at December 27, 2019 09:31 PM (S6ArX)
Eruhm, no to both probably.
Posted by: 5cats at December 27, 2019 09:50 PM (Vufn0)
Posted by: DaveM at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (WWC3Y)
Posted by: Fipps at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (ymovd)
Hey, just because I don't *care* doesn't mean I don't *understand*.= Homer J. Simpson.
Posted by: Captain Comic at December 28, 2019 12:13 AM (RIv8p)
I also don't think it's a conspiracy or a crime against humanity that your average woman isn't into Sylvester Stallone movies.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 28, 2019 01:55 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: saf at December 28, 2019 07:23 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Andrew Lale at December 28, 2019 07:26 AM (r0nLC)
me for Little Women. There is such a stark contrast to the Little House
books, where the
family is often grateful to share a can of peaches on a cold winter's
night, that the perpetual whining about the family's loss of station in
Little Women the book gets very tiresome.
For example, I quit
reading after the part of the book when Meg marries a poor schoolteacher
and as a newly-wed gets pressured by a rich and bitchy friend (who
knows how poor Meg is) into buying a bolt of silk or some shit that
costs like her husband's entire month's salary. I seem to recall
there's a lot of whining and crying and anguish about how poor they are
before Meg's asshole friend agrees to buy the length of silk back from
her so she doesn't have to tell her loving husband that his poverty is
shameful to her and what an ungrateful dick she is for agreeing to marry
him knowing how poor he is. That's not the only chapter like that in
the book either, there's some other part about one of the other girls
dying of shame because she gets seen buying a lobster (which was poor
people food back then).
I get that Little Women
is sorta fiction (some of it's loosely based on the Alcott family), but
it just was hard to take seriously Jo's moaning about how hard it is to
become an author when you contrast to Laura Ingalls Wilder's first years
of marriage in which she and her husband lose a child, catch life-long
debilitating diseases, and end up losing their house to fire and their
farm to creditors.
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