Merry Christmas Open Thread

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Call the Corgis.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 02:57 PM




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1 Hiya

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 02:59 PM (arJlL)

2 I'm your huckelb erry

Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2019 02:59 PM (MTxDQ)

3 Trump is really NOT Santa. He doesn't give stuff away. He makes it possible to earn & prosper.

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at December 25, 2019 02:59 PM (FsgBK)

4 Merry Christmas to Ace and the COB's!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 25, 2019 03:00 PM (WEBkv)

5 Trumpy Claus!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

6
Log Dog!










Yeah...I got nuthin'.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 25, 2019 03:00 PM (XGA+D)

7 Felix navidad chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: Sheeple herder at December 25, 2019 03:00 PM (cH0LZ)

8 Yes he is!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 25, 2019 03:01 PM (7ULem)

9 Slipping but still top 10

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2019 03:01 PM (YJxi7)

10 Love the Santa/POTUS pic.

Will send it to libtard sis tomorrow. Don't want a family fight today, lol.

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2019 03:01 PM (gP/Z3)

11 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meA Corgi Stampede!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 25, 2019 03:02 PM (7ULem)

12 9
Slipping but still top 10

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2019 03:01 PM (YJxi7)


Yeah, I know.

*grins*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 25, 2019 03:02 PM (7ULem)

13 Just sent photo to friend.

Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2019 03:04 PM (MTxDQ)

14 Ain't nobody got time for damn near 6 hours of Corgi Yule Log.

But it's cute.

Posted by: jsg at December 25, 2019 03:04 PM (Wi5hO)

15 True fact: The "X" in "Xmas" actually stands for the name of Christ spelled with Greek letters -- XRISTOS -- and is a "Chi," not an "X," Thus is is very respectful and quite religious write "Xmas," and not some sort of secularized way to avoid writing the "Christ" part of "Christmas."

If more SJWs knew this fact, they would have the sadz, because the only route they had to avoid referring to Christ when writing the word Christmas has now been taken away from them.

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2019 03:04 PM (fK2gX)

16 Thanks for the reminder zombie! And Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2019 03:08 PM (MTxDQ)

17 If more SJWs knew this fact, they would have the sadz, because the only route they had to avoid referring to Christ when writing the word Christmas has now been taken away from them.

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2019 03:04 PM (fK2gX)



Eh.

That's the equivalent of writing Cmas in English.

Not spectacularly respectful if you ask me.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 25, 2019 03:08 PM (XGA+D)

18 Just stuffed leftovers down the gullet.
Time for a nap.


Enjoy your afternoon.

Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2019 03:09 PM (MTxDQ)

19
Best Yule Log ever!

Merry Christmas all, and thanks MisHum and all the other Cobs and of course Ace, too...

Posted by: Spun & Murky at December 25, 2019 03:12 PM (4DCSq)

20 At least we dont call it Kwanzaa these days.

Posted by: henry at December 25, 2019 03:12 PM (J3Rfi)

21 Hmm. Ever been on shit-burning detail?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

NOPE !

In the Navy, we just pooped in the ocean !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:13 PM (arJlL)

22 Merry Christmas ya MORONS

Posted by: phone of kari at December 25, 2019 03:13 PM (KQeEt)

23 Merry Christmas, Horde! And to Ace and all the Cobs, too, of course.

I am viewing the HQ on an old HP laptop with Linux Mint, and using Firefox. Connected to wifi at my cousin's house. Man! I have been spoiled by using Brave on my desktops. The main page takes forever to load, thanks to the damned ads. I don't think I can put Brave on this laptop because it is a 32-bit build of Linux, and Brave only works on 64-bit.

I should probably see if I can upgrade to 64-bit in this laptop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 03:14 PM (IQGil)

24 Of course, the real truth is that there is ZERO mention of the date of Jesus's birth in the Bible, and the tradition of celebrating it on December 25th is merely a folk custom, not based on the Gospel. And it's almost certain that the folk custom was assigned the date of December 25th because the local pagans across Europe were already celebrating a variety of pre-existing Winter Solstice rituals (which varied from culture to culture -- Saturnalia in Rome, Yule in Scandinavia, Osiris day in Egypt, Sol Invictus day in various Roman military camps around Europe, etc. etc. etc.) The church authorities reasoned the simplest way to transition the locals to Christianity was to have its major holidays at the same time as existing holidays, so celebrating them wouldn't seem so alien. And it worked! But in the process, many of the original pagan customs got overlaid onto the Christian mass for that particular festival day.

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2019 03:14 PM (fK2gX)

25 The old man stood quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher, all he got out was NOT A FINGER.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2019 03:15 PM (9Om/r)

26 20 At least we dont call it Kwanzaa these days.
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Maybe Kwanzaa's pinin' for the fiords. My liberal-left local paper always has a Kwanzaa story, but this year it's nowhere to be found.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 25, 2019 03:15 PM (sWM8x)

27 16 Thanks for the reminder zombie! And Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Posted by: Infidel


Back atcha!

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2019 03:15 PM (fK2gX)

28
Hmmm
Hmmm
What to say.

Got it.

I'm glad for most of the horde to see that it's really slow here right now.

Okay.
Back to twiddling my thumbs.
And yes, that's what the kids are calling it nowadays.
Ha, ha. Beat ya to it.

Posted by: teej at December 25, 2019 03:15 PM (D1bJZ)

29 Hope everyone is stuffed or soon will be.

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2019 03:15 PM (YJxi7)

30 Merry Christmas AOP !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:15 PM (arJlL)

31 Merry Christmas AOP !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:15 PM (arJlL)

Thanks! And same to you. Had breakfast and gift opening earlier. Turkey dinner later this afternoon. Life is good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 03:18 PM (IQGil)

32 In other important news:

First Wolf in Belgium in a Century Hunts and Kills a Belgian Kangaroo

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50912766

The wolf was probably thinking, "This is craziest meat I've ever tasted!"

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2019 03:19 PM (fK2gX)

33 I did a leg of lamb yesterday, mostly for me as husband is not a big fan. I have some halibut to cook up for him today. I will have lamb to munch on for several days. Yum!

So far, only one call for support. Normally people think we are closed. I saw the company Facebook page said that someone would be taking calls today. Bah, humbug!

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 25, 2019 03:20 PM (JKNZq)

34 Thanks! And same to you. Had breakfast and gift opening earlier. Turkey dinner later this afternoon. Life is good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Glad to hear it !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:20 PM (arJlL)

35 My one nod to traditional Christmas food today will be to make baked yams with homemade cranberry sauce. Oh yeah.

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2019 03:20 PM (fK2gX)

36 I am in Cold Lake, Alberta. It is snowing slightly here; not very cold, maybe 25 F. No wind to speak of. The lake has not yet frozen over, save for a little around the edges. There is an air force base here, but have not heard any planes flying.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 03:23 PM (IQGil)

37

Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 03:24 PM (Z/4UK)

38 Kitchen's been clean one hour since brunch. Family is already pulling food out of frig. Love the holiday's. You know this is a no calorie day. Jesus said so.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 25, 2019 03:27 PM (Dhht7)

39 I saw Belgian Kangaroo open for Men at Work at the Sydney Amphitheater in 1987.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 25, 2019 03:27 PM (Ckg4U)

40
Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?

Wrong turn in Albuquerque?

Posted by: Spun & Murky at December 25, 2019 03:27 PM (4DCSq)

41 First Wolf in Belgium in a Century Hunts and Kills a Belgian Kangaroo



https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50912766



The wolf was probably thinking, "This is craziest meat I've ever tasted!"

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2019 03:19 PM (fK2gX)

This rabbit must have been drinking some craft-brewed IPA. It's excessively hoppy.

Posted by: The Wolf at December 25, 2019 03:27 PM (IQGil)

42 Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 03:24 PM (Z/4UK)

World court.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 25, 2019 03:27 PM (CCNCh)

43 ...and now I must depart to finish making tonight's Christmas dinner.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 25, 2019 03:29 PM (Ckg4U)

44 36 I am in Cold Lake, Alberta. It is snowing slightly here; not very cold, maybe 25 F. No wind to speak of. The lake has not yet frozen over, save for a little around the edges. There is an air force base here, but have not heard any planes flying.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 03:23 PM (IQGil)
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Heh.

25 isn't cold by your standards, but for the average denizen of CA, that's "I'm gonna die" cold!

I remember calling my ex BIL on Christmas day one year, when I lived in MN and mentioned it was a gorgeous day out, new snow, sun was shining, warm, as the temperature had climbed all the way up to 28F.

I think he thought I was insane.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 25, 2019 03:30 PM (WEBkv)

45 37

Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Private pet, apparently. Living outside in the yard. Wolf hungry.

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2019 03:31 PM (fK2gX)

46 Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 03:24 PM (Z/4UK)
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Waffles with syrup on them?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 25, 2019 03:31 PM (WEBkv)

47 So rocketman promised a christmas present to america and so far I have seen no stories on this.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 25, 2019 03:33 PM (XzVUd)

48 Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?
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Damn asylum-seekers.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 25, 2019 03:34 PM (sWM8x)

49 If you give a wolf a kangaroo....

Posted by: blaster at December 25, 2019 03:34 PM (ZfRYq)

50 46 Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 03:24 PM (Z/4UK)

Belgium's a zoo, man, a zoo !!

Posted by: REDACTED at December 25, 2019 03:34 PM (rpxSz)

51 ..Hope everyone is stuffed or soon will be.

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2019 03:15 PM (YJxi7)



It's gonna hafta wait a bit. Taxidermist is closed until Monday.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 03:35 PM (QzJWU)

52 I remember calling my ex BIL on Christmas day one
year, when I lived in MN and mentioned it was a gorgeous day out, new
snow, sun was shining, warm, as the temperature had climbed all the way
up to 28F.



I think he thought I was insane.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 25, 2019 03:30 PM (WEBkv)

Yeah, mildly sub-freezing temperatures, with no wind are no trouble at all. Quite pleasant if one has on any amount of clothing at all. But let the wind kick up...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 03:35 PM (IQGil)

53
Stoughton, MA: Some jerkoff abandoned 6 lizards on the street. Police are seeking the owner.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 03:35 PM (Z/4UK)

54 Well, time to wander. Must pick up mom so she can join us for Christmas dinner, presents and Skype with the grandkids!

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good afternoon!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 25, 2019 03:35 PM (WEBkv)

55 36 I am in Cold Lake, Alberta.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


When I fly from Oakland, Calif, to London UK on Norwegian Airlines, the route the plane takes goes pretty much directly over Cold Lake (well, maybe a few miles north, closer to Fort McMurray), so I may have seen you from the plane window, 30,000 feet below! (Waves hello.)

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2019 03:36 PM (fK2gX)

56 Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?

Doing an end-around on the Maginot Line !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:36 PM (arJlL)

57 Wait until camels start showing up in Belgium seaking asylum

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2019 03:36 PM (YJxi7)

58 Corgis, bewbs, noods, otters and woodpeckers. Food threads. Gun threads. Movie threads.
And did I mention bewbs?
Love you guys and thanx to the head Ewok!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2019 03:37 PM (axyOa)

59 So rocketman promised a christmas present to america and so far I have seen no stories on this.



Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 25, 2019 03:33 PM (XzVUd)

Elon Musk, or Lil' Kim?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 03:37 PM (IQGil)

60 Merry Christmas, everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 25, 2019 03:38 PM (l9m7l)

61 Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?

Doing an end-around on the Maginot Line !
Posted by: JT


It was a German kangaroo?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2019 03:38 PM (dEvh1)

62 LiL Kim

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2019 03:39 PM (YJxi7)

63 Merry Christmas Diogenes !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:39 PM (arJlL)

64 Merry Christmas, everyone.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 25, 2019 03:38 PM (l9m7l)

Same to you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 03:39 PM (IQGil)

65 57 Skip, I skimmed what you wrote and saw "blowing up in Belgium". heh.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 25, 2019 03:39 PM (uMvXP)

66 It was a German kangaroo?
Posted by: rickb223


No, but it was a German wolf. (Seriously. Read the link.) As usual, the German invaded Belgian to kill things. Same as it always was.

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2019 03:39 PM (fK2gX)

67 46 Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 03:24 PM (Z/4UK)
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Waffles with syrup on them?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 25, 2019 03:31 PM (WEBkv)
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Don't be ridiculous.

Chocolate.

Posted by: bluebell at December 25, 2019 03:39 PM (/669Q)

68 Merry Christmas Beckoning Chasm !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:40 PM (arJlL)

69 Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?

He's gonna hook up with Dominic the Donkey, and they'll cruise for chicks !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:41 PM (arJlL)

70 And Prince Charles will never be King of England.

Not that his spew are any better.

Posted by: Prigregard Snotwit at December 25, 2019 03:41 PM (N2i6W)

71 Merry Christmas to you and Fam, Bluebell !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:42 PM (arJlL)

72
LiL Kim

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2019 03:39 PM (YJxi7)

He's going to put a Tesra Loadster into an ICBM, and shoot it at Hawaii?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 03:42 PM (IQGil)

73 Happy Christmas Bewbs!

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 25, 2019 03:43 PM (83c3I)

74 Thus is is very respectful and quite religious write "Xmas,

X for "XPISTOS" (with sigmas for the 's'). I guess it's like our Tribe here writing "G-d".

Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2019 03:43 PM (1+J19)

75 It was a German kangaroo?
Posted by: rickb223

The mustache gave him away !

Merry Christmas rickb223 !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:44 PM (arJlL)

76 Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?


Don't ask me. The priest was supposed to keep an eye on him.

Posted by: A Rabbi at December 25, 2019 03:44 PM (XVuno)

77
Chocolate.
Posted by: bluebell

Amen.

Although I must confess, I prefer German/Swiss chocolate to Belgian chocolate. Except for Leonidas. It's not as pretty as some, but it is delicious. if you ever come across it, get a box.

Merry Christmas sweet friend!! How are you and yours?!

Posted by: Moki at December 25, 2019 03:44 PM (mFoNl)

78 AoP - Thats our tax dollars paying for that, no not the rocket, the roadster

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2019 03:45 PM (YJxi7)

79 A penguin in a blender!

Posted by: Prigregard Snotwit at December 25, 2019 03:45 PM (N2i6W)

80 Merry Christmas everyone!

Taking a breather from all the hoopla. It's a wonderful day.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 03:45 PM (Y4EXg)

81 A kangaroo walks into a bar. The bartender says, ' I guess you're not bar hopping tonight'

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 25, 2019 03:45 PM (CCNCh)

82 Merry Christmas rickb223 !
Posted by: JT


Merry Christmas JT!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2019 03:46 PM (dEvh1)

83 Merry Christmas Tonypete !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:47 PM (arJlL)

84 Roo tastes like chicken. Good with waffle.

Posted by: klaftern at December 25, 2019 03:47 PM (RuIsu)

85 Merry Christmas Moki !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:47 PM (arJlL)

86 Former governor Matt Bevin issued over 400 pardons on his way out the door in Kentucky. Too bad the FBI's investigating, because I'd like to know the truth about this.

https://tinyurl.com/usv9gkg

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 25, 2019 03:47 PM (sWM8x)

87 Thanks JT and a wonderful Christmas to you and your's also!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 03:48 PM (Y4EXg)

88 {{{JT}}}

Merry Christmas!!! How are you???

Posted by: Moki at December 25, 2019 03:48 PM (mFoNl)

89 I just hopped in from Adelaide and boy are my legs tired.

Posted by: A Kangaroo in Belgium at December 25, 2019 03:48 PM (XVuno)

90 25 isn't cold by your standards, but for the average denizen of CA, that's "I'm gonna die" cold!



I remember calling my ex BIL on Christmas day one year, when I lived
in MN and mentioned it was a gorgeous day out, new snow, sun was
shining, warm, as the temperature had climbed all the way up to 28F.



I think he thought I was insane.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 25, 2019 03:30 PM (WEBkv)


A friend's mom is from Southern Brazil, and she thinks Oregon is a frozen Hell

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2019 03:49 PM (1glZx)

91 46 Why was a kangaroo in Belgium?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 03:24 PM (Z/4UK)

There aren't any iHops in Australia.

Posted by: jsg at December 25, 2019 03:49 PM (Wi5hO)

92 Lubes in the pouch!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Kangaroo at December 25, 2019 03:50 PM (N2i6W)

93 Lets not forget to raise a glass to RickL.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2019 03:50 PM (9Om/r)

94 {{{JT}}}

Merry Christmas!!! How are you???
Posted by: Moki

(Whoa ! Hugs from Moki !)

I'm Fine, thanks !

I told ya, if ya look up fine in the dictionary, it has my picture !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:50 PM (arJlL)

95 Merry Christmas all!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 25, 2019 03:50 PM (dUJdY)

96 Lets not forget to raise a glass to RickL.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2019 03:51 PM (dEvh1)

97 I saw Spectacular Respect when they opened for Dire Straits at the '94 Christmas Gala in the Charlotte Ampitheater. Cold and wet, but still a good show!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at December 25, 2019 03:51 PM (YqED9)

98 Lets not forget to raise a glass to RickL.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

(raises can....)

God Bless your soul, Rickl !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:52 PM (arJlL)

99 Merry Christmas, Berserker !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:52 PM (arJlL)

100 >>Stoughton, MA: Some jerkoff abandoned 6 lizards on the street. Police are seeking the owner.


That's cold blooded.

Posted by: garrett at December 25, 2019 03:52 PM (WCL8/)

101 93 Lets not forget to raise a glass to RickL.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2019 03:50 PM (9Om/r)

Indeed. Hear hear.

Posted by: jsg at December 25, 2019 03:53 PM (Wi5hO)

102 New sweater: Un will hang himself.

Your welcome South Korea.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 25, 2019 03:53 PM (lu7HT)

103 How do you tell an abandoned lizard from just, you know, a regular lizard?

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at December 25, 2019 03:53 PM (YqED9)

104 Ever buggered an iguana?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Kangaroo at December 25, 2019 03:53 PM (N2i6W)

105 Lets not forget to raise a glass to RickL.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2019 03:50 PM (9Om/r)

Amen from me, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 03:53 PM (IQGil)

106 JT, if I weren't married...!


So, big plans for the new year? Resolutions you want to break?

I'm between brunch and dinner cooking at the moment, and husband is bathing the dog. Because the dog is stupid and gets into stuff he shouldn't. On Christmas day.



Actually we are having a wonderful day, and are blessed beyond measure.

Posted by: Moki at December 25, 2019 03:54 PM (mFoNl)

107 Merry Christmas all!
Posted by: Jewells45

Merry Christmas, Jewells45 !

(I gotta ask......didja give anybody a dildo ?)

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:54 PM (arJlL)

108 Or Un did not surgically nuke himself.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 25, 2019 03:54 PM (lu7HT)

109 Bless Rickl and his family, and this amazing Horde.

Posted by: Moki at December 25, 2019 03:54 PM (mFoNl)

110 CHRIST IS BORN! GLORIFY HIM!

Posted by: eastofsuez at December 25, 2019 03:55 PM (U2zca)

111 102 New sweater: Un will hang himself.
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Yeah, why don't they send the guys who didn't kill Epstein to take care of Rocketman?

I mean, those guys can get away with anything.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 25, 2019 03:55 PM (sWM8x)

112 Merry Christmas, Berserker !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 03:52 PM (arJlL)

Merry Christmas to you!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2019 03:55 PM (9Om/r)

113 Cant now but maybe a toast to rickl at some time this evening?

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2019 03:55 PM (YJxi7)

114 Hey everybody. Merry Christmas. Still alive. :-)

I'm still seeing the doctor in 2 days, although I lost my day off from work. My co-worker threw a tantrum.

BUT... the boss gave me all of Monday and Tuesday off in exchange, so I guess I'll live. So at least I got a 5-day weekend out of the deal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2019 03:56 PM (L2ZTs)

115 Merry Trumpmas to one and all!!!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 25, 2019 03:58 PM (BOpNY)

116 Merry Christmas Jewells45!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 03:58 PM (Y4EXg)

117 BUT... the boss gave me all of Monday and Tuesday
off in exchange, so I guess I'll live. So at least I got a 5-day weekend
out of the deal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2019 03:56 PM (L2ZTs)

Hot iron. And leeches.
But you knew that. Merry Christmas, Steve.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 03:59 PM (IQGil)

118 Merry Christmas, everyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

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Merry Christmas BeckoningChasm!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 03:59 PM (Y4EXg)

119 Merry Christmas everybody!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 25, 2019 04:00 PM (X+Jin)

120 lol JT.. no!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 25, 2019 04:00 PM (dUJdY)

121
Kinda slow here today, so have been binge watching Manitowoc Minute on YouTube.

I wonder if I could make a thing of Natchitoches Minute?

Posted by: Spun & Murky at December 25, 2019 04:01 PM (4DCSq)

122 What's going on qdpsteve? I must have missed something. You okay?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 25, 2019 04:01 PM (dUJdY)

123 Cant now but maybe a toast to rickl at some time this evening?
Posted by: Skip

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Yes! I have some Jameson Black Barrel reserved for that good man.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 04:01 PM (Y4EXg)

124
For Rickl.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 04:01 PM (Z/4UK)

125 Kwanza sodomized my dog!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Kangaroo at December 25, 2019 04:02 PM (N2i6W)

126 JT, if I weren't married...!

(Double WHOA !)

I'm gonna quit smoking once and for fookin' ALL !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 04:02 PM (arJlL)

127 Definitely gonna raise that glass in Rickl's honor, tonight.

And one of you mixologists needs to invent a drink in his honor.

Perhaps we can call it "Rocket Fuel", unless one has a better suggestion?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 04:02 PM (QzJWU)

128
There's a road in Townsend, MA named John Birch Memorial Drive.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 04:02 PM (Z/4UK)

129 Merry Christmas everybody!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

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Merry Christmas COJ - ya filthy animal!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 04:02 PM (Y4EXg)

130 Kinda slow here today, so have been binge watching Manitowoc Minute on YouTube.

Posted by: Spun & Murky


Watching Rio Lobo here. Seems to be a John Wayne day. Just finished Big Jake.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2019 04:04 PM (dEvh1)

131 lol JT.. no!
Posted by: Jewells45

Well, that's good !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 04:04 PM (arJlL)

132 .thegatewaypundit.com/prince andrew ordered not to attend christmas-service with royal family over epstein scandal
https://tinyurl.com/qvocad2
Guy ought to be glad Elizabeth isn't absolute ruler he might be heedless by now

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2019 04:04 PM (YJxi7)

133 And one of you mixologists needs to invent a drink in his honor.

Perhaps we can call it "Rocket Fuel", unless one has a better suggestion?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim


Rickl's Rocket.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2019 04:05 PM (dEvh1)

134 Merry Christmas COJ - ya filthy animal!
Posted by: Tonypete

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 04:05 PM (arJlL)

135 29 Hope everyone is stuffed or soon will be.

I hope Skip is not a taxidermist.

Posted by: henry at December 25, 2019 04:07 PM (J3Rfi)

136 Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 04:02 PM (Y4EXg)

Back at ya, kind sir.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 25, 2019 04:08 PM (X+Jin)

137 Yeah, why don't they send the guys who didn't kill Epstein to take care of Rocketman?

I mean, those guys can get away with anything.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 04:08 PM (arJlL)

138 "Rickl's Rocket.

Posted by: rickb223"

I like that idea.

Merry Christmas ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 25, 2019 04:08 PM (Mm4NK)

139 Perhaps we can call it "Rocket Fuel", unless one has a better suggestion?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

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First hit on DuckDuckGo for Rocket Fuel drink.

https://www.supercall.com/recipe/
rocket-fuel-drink-recipe

Dark Rum and Amaretto.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 25, 2019 04:09 PM (Dhht7)

140 I vote rocket fuel

Posted by: Sheeple herder at December 25, 2019 04:10 PM (cH0LZ)

141 No rum, think might be a bottle of amaretto

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2019 04:12 PM (YJxi7)

142 128 There's a road in Townsend, MA named John Birch Memorial Drive.
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John Birch was an American hero. I wish there were more memorials to him.

https://tinyurl.com/to8hlor

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 25, 2019 04:13 PM (sWM8x)

143

The Dilbert guy conveyed an interesting theory today from something he read.

The fraud law scholar, Noah Feldman, said the impeachment isn't official until the House "transmits" the Articles to the Senate to make the Senate believe they couldn't act until they get the Articles. BUT, in reality, the Senate can do whatever it likes, including holding a vote right now and dismissing the entire case, which is exactly what "professor" Feldman is trying to prevent with his peculiar remarks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 04:14 PM (Z/4UK)

144 And you too, JT.

I hope everyone is having a good time enjoying friends and family. I saw Mrs. VIA got a call from the newest Shellback and the Nurse got a call from her Jar Head-in-process.

Gonna put up a toast for Rickl at dinner here in an hour or so.

God bless all you slackers and mouth breathers.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 25, 2019 04:14 PM (X+Jin)

145 https://tinyurl.com/vkxjbfm

Rocket fuel recipe..

Posted by: Panhandler at December 25, 2019 04:16 PM (S/rwf)

146
Tim Pool just said President Trump is "weaponizing" impeachment. He didn't say it in a negative sense.

But I'll bet my left nut the Fake News will say the president is "weaponizing" impeachment, if they haven't already.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 04:17 PM (Z/4UK)

147 I have a few friends who died this year. I'm planning on raising a glass to each of them with their favorite drinks. Good thing I can mix alcohols with no ill effects.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2019 04:18 PM (9Om/r)

148 Feeling much better, the shoulder and the back are recovering nicely. N.B.: Watch where you are walking, and put your shoes away when you kick them off to lie on the couch.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 25, 2019 04:18 PM (7ULem)

149 https://tinyurl.com/vkxjbfm



Rocket fuel recipe..

Posted by: Panhandler at December 25, 2019 04:16 PM (S/rwf)


Sounds otterly ghey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 04:19 PM (IQGil)

150 But I'll bet my left nut the Fake News will say the president is "weaponizing" impeachment, if they haven't already.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 04:17 PM (Z/4UK)


Of course he is. Because he's Donald Trump, billionaire. And though he didn't go the Batman route, like Batman he makes a weapon out of *everything* around him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 25, 2019 04:20 PM (7ULem)

151 The Greeks can't spell for shit.

Posted by: eleven at December 25, 2019 04:20 PM (QLPEO)

152 Merry Christmas! Hope you had a nice day with family and friends.
Just got the kitchen clean and taking a little break.

Posted by: ALH at December 25, 2019 04:21 PM (EpeCy)

153
I just discovered "John Birch Memorial Drive" in Townsend, MA while looking at real estate listings, but I see that it's mentioned on Birch's wiki page.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 04:21 PM (Z/4UK)

154 Merry Christmas! Hope you had a nice day with family and friends.
Posted by: ALH

Merry Christmas ALH!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 04:22 PM (Y4EXg)

155 The Greeks can't spell for shit.
Posted by: eleven

I think they just winged it sometimes.

Posted by: JT at December 25, 2019 04:23 PM (arJlL)

156 Sounds otterly ghey.

Fire Island? - Why do you think it sounds ghey?

Posted by: Panhandler at December 25, 2019 04:23 PM (S/rwf)

157 Fire Island? - Why do you think it sounds ghey?

Posted by: Panhandler at December 25, 2019 04:23 PM (S/rwf)

I think it was the Village People dance number.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 04:25 PM (IQGil)

158






NOOD









noodd



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 25, 2019 04:25 PM (Z/4UK)

159 Christmas activities are done, guests are gone. Kmart Christmas music was a big hit. Now I can play with my new toys.


I got a Donald Trump punching pen that talks. He says "You're fired" and other things.

https://tinyurl.com/utm3a2m

PDT needs one for signing vetoes.

Posted by: freaked at December 25, 2019 04:26 PM (Tnijr)

160 Nood

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at December 25, 2019 04:26 PM (qZdIZ)

161 Tha' lil puddinhead baby's boyfriend is on detail at Mar a Lago and PDTS had a luncheon for all the folks there on detail. He said the place was amazing. And the food was pretty good too.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 25, 2019 04:27 PM (X+Jin)

162 Nood.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 25, 2019 04:27 PM (sWM8x)

163 I figured out how to close my new utility knife!
I feel so accomplished

Posted by: vmom wishing everyone a Happy Horde Christmas at December 25, 2019 04:29 PM (G546f)

164 29 Hope everyone is stuffed or soon will be.



I hope Skip is not a taxidermist.

Posted by: henry at December 25, 2019 04:07 PM (J3Rfi)

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at least it wasn't Cannibal Bill

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 25, 2019 04:31 PM (BOpNY)

165 Merry Christmas BeckoningChasm and all the Horde.

My turkey gets to have a 3 day brine. I didn't think life was super hectic the last couple weeks but I totally forgot to get celery and onions for stuffing and taters to mash to go with the gravy. Decided I was not going to roast the turkey without the crucial sides. We'll have deer backstrap and some corn on the cob (frozen in husk this summer) I've been burning some tumble weeds along with paper and dead branches in our burn barrel the last couple days. More labor intensive than burnning the weeds in place but I don't have to worry about fire getting out of control.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 25, 2019 04:42 PM (n4y+3)

166 it's Cannibal Bob, you idiot.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 25, 2019 04:45 PM (BOpNY)

167 Herself is on call today, not likely to get one but...

so no fire in the fireplace for another couple of hours.

otherwise there'd be one, because it's SoCal cold here today.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 25, 2019 04:47 PM (BOpNY)

168 After dinner our daughter informed us that evangelical Christians who support Trump have sold their soul to the devil. She's 41, married with child and good job and I am one of those she is talking about.

How do you talk to these people?

Posted by: Aelishdad at December 25, 2019 07:24 PM (z4lx2)

169 How many stitches?

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at December 25, 2019 08:08 PM (377Zs)

170 Meryy Christmas, though it's late.

Posted by: Drake at December 26, 2019 04:12 AM (yGjXZ)

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