aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Biden Baby-Mama's Private Eye: Hunter Biden Is Subject of Multiple Criminal Probes
This sounds like a conspiracy theory to me.
Note: the definition of a "conspiracy theory" for both CNN and the Bill Sammon/Chris Stirewalt/Chris Wallace Fox "News" division is "anything that damages a Democrats' chances of winning an election."Hunter Biden is the subject of multiple criminal investigations related to "fraud, money laundering and a counterfeiting scheme," it's claimed in court documents filed Monday in his Arkansas paternity case. The claims were put forward by a Florida-based private-eye firm, D&A Investigations, in Biden’s ongoing case against alleged baby mama Lunden Alexis Roberts, a former Washington, DC, stripper who went by "Dallas."Remember: Their conspiracy theories are important allegations which must be investigated, and your important allegations which must be investigated are conspiracy theories.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 03:39 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 03:39 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 03:39 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:39 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at December 24, 2019 03:39 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 03:39 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: steevy at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: kallisto at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (PFcQG)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (5DZMc)
But don't ever think you are going to hide from a lawyer seeking child support.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 24, 2019 03:41 PM (PHotS)
I loathe the term "baby mama" but I guess it stuck and is here to stay.
Posted by: washrivergal
Ditto.
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 03:41 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: TheHoser at December 24, 2019 03:42 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: mjc at December 24, 2019 03:42 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (5DZMc)
Would you prefer 'Hunter's Trollop'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:42 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at December 24, 2019 03:43 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: mjc at December 24, 2019 03:43 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: kallisto at December 24, 2019 03:43 PM (PFcQG)
Posted by: steevy at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (KNsKs)
I think some ladies from the DC Hustler Club have testified to that.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 03:44 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It does have a certain poetic ring to it.
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 03:44 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 24, 2019 03:44 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 24, 2019 03:44 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: washrivergal
How about bastard incubator?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2019 03:44 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: The #ProfessionalLiar Media at December 24, 2019 03:44 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 24, 2019 03:45 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2019 03:45 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 03:45 PM (xts8Z)
So rich, so aromatic, this whole thing is. What a freakin' joke, if somebody had written this script in Hollowwood for a network sitcom... and not a good network either, they would have tossed it out as unrealistic.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2019 03:46 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Synova at December 24, 2019 03:46 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 03:44 PM (T6t7i)
Granted, but it does not work the pregnancy angle into it. I will agree 'Baby-Mama' strikes the ear and soul wrong. It is like calling a lady my 'party vagina'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:46 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 03:46 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 24, 2019 03:46 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: TheHoser at December 24, 2019 03:46 PM (IDjUx)
Not her fault that she failed to vet Joe's son better than she did.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 24, 2019 03:47 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 03:47 PM (ZLI7S)
They're scum.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:47 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: kallisto at December 24, 2019 03:47 PM (PFcQG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2019 03:44 PM (zBaqJ)
Better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:47 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: BluesFish at December 24, 2019 03:47 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: The #ProfessionalLiar Media at December 24, 2019 03:48 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 03:48 PM (JQ/X/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:42 PM (ycWCI)
Ha! I vote for 'Hunter's Trollop."
Posted by: Synova at December 24, 2019 03:48 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 03:48 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: BluesFish at December 24, 2019 03:47 PM (WQZ1O)
They seem to lack the murderous... happy coincidences (for them) of the Clintons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:49 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: henry at December 24, 2019 03:49 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
Tru dat. Nome sayin'?
Posted by: Minuteman at December 24, 2019 03:50 PM (BLTWB)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2019 03:50 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 03:50 PM (ZCEU2)
Outrageous: A special interest outside GOP group launched ANOTHER $2.5 million ad blitz targeting critical 29 vulnerable swing districts.
Why? Because we are rooting out the culture of corruption and fighting For The People.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2019 03:51 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (5DZMc)
It's perfectly acceptable, when used ironically, or to help ease the straights into understanding just how low class these people are.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2019 03:51 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Minuteman at December 24, 2019 03:51 PM (BLTWB)
Posted by: TheHoser at December 24, 2019 03:46 PM (IDjUx)
Darned good thing that my soda is empty and I wasn't drinking it.
And for whatever it's worth I've got no hard feelings toward her and certainly not the baby, even if it was all on purpose, and we don't know it was.
Posted by: Synova at December 24, 2019 03:52 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: kallisto at December 24, 2019 03:52 PM (PFcQG)
Well said. Although I have to say the charm of the Kennedys was mostly fake news. I mean, waitress sandwiches with Chris Dodd? The world did not need that mental image.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2019 03:52 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 24, 2019 03:52 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: keena at December 24, 2019 03:52 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2019 03:52 PM (14URa)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
I was thinking maybe a stew, like bigos. But "trollop" makes me think of "collop" first, before I remember what it actually means.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 24, 2019 03:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2019 03:50 PM (Dh1wo)
Jean Harlow?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:53 PM (ycWCI)
Kennedys: Founded by a bootlegger, completely devoid of any morals.
Bidens: Devoid of any morals and fully corrupt.
Clintons: Devoid of any morals, so corrupt as to make the Bidens look like paupers, with a penchant for murdering people who are inconvenient.
I have to wonder where the Obamas are going to land on this list when the dust settles.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 24, 2019 03:53 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 03:46 PM (T6t7i)
"Absolutely!"
- - The Kennedys and Clintons
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2019 03:53 PM (zBaqJ)
Maybe you'll lol at this?
From 2015, "obama Got Runned Over By A Reindeer"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fQRrVePolE
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 24, 2019 03:54 PM (kUj/s)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
Nah, Hunter's Trollop... a finger of Canadian whiskey, a tablespoon of bacon grease, and a splash of vermouth.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2019 03:54 PM (hku12)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2019 03:54 PM (zBaqJ)
In a hut. In Kenya.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at December 24, 2019 03:54 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
Or rollmops, which are rolled pickled fish.
OK, I'm done.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 24, 2019 03:54 PM (t+qrx)
Nah, Hunter's Trollop... a finger of Canadian whiskey, a tablespoon of bacon grease, and a splash of vermouth.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2019 03:54 PM (hku12)
I don't know if that sounds repulsive or delicious.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:55 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
Nah, Hunter's Trollop... a finger of Canadian whiskey, a tablespoon of bacon grease, and a splash of vermouth.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2019 03:54 PM (hku12)
I ounce sterno, jigger of Everclear and a flaming rock of crrack as a garni.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2019 03:55 PM (zBaqJ)
Sammon/Chris Stirewalt/Chris Wallace Fox "News" division is "anything
that damages a Democrats' chances of winning an election."
_______
By that definition: Hillary, Biden, and the rest of the Klown Kar Kandidates are, in effect, each themselves a walking "conspiracy theory." Q.E.D.
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 03:55 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2019 03:54 PM (hku12)
I don't know if that sounds repulsive or delicious.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:55 PM (Uu+Jp)
No ice, because that would be uncivilized.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2019 03:56 PM (hku12)
In a hut. In Kenya.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at December 24, 2019 03:54 PM (EgshT)
Aunt Zietuni hardest hit...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2019 03:56 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2019 03:54 PM (hku12)
A hot drink to keep the grease non-lumpy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:56 PM (ycWCI)
Like many of you, I liked to look out that window as I passed through big cities like Baltimore and smaller towns, like Newark, Delaware. And when it was 9:30 pm on my way home, all you could see was light coming from the houses along the route.
I often wondered what they were saying at the kitchen table. My guess is they were -- and still are -- talking about the same things that Americans all across the country are. They're asking, "are we going to be okay?"
What they're looking for is not a policy prescription. They just want to know their leaders are looking out for them -- making sure they get a fair shot. Not a guarantee. Just a fair shot to get ahead.
And with Donald Trump in office, they don't have that. Look around. Most of us are worse off now than we were before.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2019 03:57 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 24, 2019 03:58 PM (OSvjG)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2019 03:54 PM (hku12)
A hot drink to keep the grease non-lumpy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 03:56 PM (ycWCI)
Lumps are a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2019 03:58 PM (hku12)
And with Donald Trump in office, they don't have that. Look around. Most of us are worse off now than we were before.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2019 03:57 PM (4a9Vv)
Oddly enough Creepy Joe isn't.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: steevy at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (KNsKs)
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who doesn't?
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at December 24, 2019 03:58 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 24, 2019 03:58 PM (vPKfA)
Jesus. He doesn't just live on a different planet, he lives in a different universe. What a dolt.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 24, 2019 03:58 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 03:58 PM (8erNz)
about how a drug addled idiot scion of an idiot would be able to make
as much money as Hunter has.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 24, 2019 03:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
If they asked Joe it would turn into an Abbott and Costello routine.
How did he make the money?Who makes money?Not who how?Who's how?No one is how. How did he make the money?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 03:58 PM (JQ/X/)
Posted by: kallisto at December 24, 2019 03:59 PM (PFcQG)
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 03:55 PM (WqPYg)
Yeah, but I'm still waiting for my 'Vast Right Wing Conspiracy' membership card.
Been YEARS now, must have gotten lost in the mail.
Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2019 03:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 03:59 PM (JQ/X/)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 24, 2019 03:58 PM (OSvjG)
I'm sure it's more sinister than that. Looking at tiddies is one thing, but I'm guessing some of the girls have been disappeared over the years.
You keep your mouth shut. Except when you're paid not to.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 24, 2019 04:00 PM (hku12)
sure they get a fair shot. Not a guarantee. Just a fair shot to get
ahead.
I wish I believed that. As in all of human history, some, probably a majority, are just looking for someone else to take care of them.
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 04:00 PM (T6t7i)
"The filing additionally alleges that Biden had a hand in a plot including Galanis, Cooney and Archer to rip off Sioux Native Americans to the tune of $60 million through the shady sale of tribal bonds."
Fauxcahontas needs to press Quid Pro Joe about this at the next debate ... for her people!
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:00 PM (WqPYg)
The best economy since nearly pre-LBJ would like to disagree. I know Chris Wallace thinks that's a conspiracy theory, but my 401K thinks it's both real and spectacular.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2019 04:00 PM (6XLoz)
"...And with Donald Trump in office, they don't have that. Look around. Most of us are worse off now than we were before."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2019 03:57 PM (4a9Vv)
effin' lol
"The lamps are going out all over Trumpmerica; we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime."
Posted by: hogmartin at December 24, 2019 04:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 04:00 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 04:01 PM (D04OU)
Since Democrats can murder and steal at will without any fear of prosecution or reprisal, this is a good move.
Discover exactly how much in grift, bribes and extortion, demand a settlement knowing that she and their illegitimate spawn will be disappeared and Hunter will be free to knock up some other whore.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 24, 2019 04:01 PM (lD3vL)
I'm pretty sure most of the male and some of the female posters here like to look at some titties. They're protecting something else.
Also, "eat you out to the press"? Have we stopped doing phrasing?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2019 04:02 PM (6XLoz)
How soon before Pelosi starts singing Lili Marlene? (yeah, yeah, wrong war)
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 04:02 PM (T6t7i)
Been YEARS now, must have gotten lost in the mail.
Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2019 03:59 PM (NgKpN)
_______
I remember seeing this cartoon years ago by Tom Toles and it still cracks me up (and has led me to always refer to it as the "Vast White-Ring Conspiracy:"
https://tinyurl.com/wfts6cs
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:03 PM (WqPYg)
Discover exactly how much in grift, bribes and extortion, demand a settlement knowing that she and their illegitimate spawn will be disappeared and Hunter will be free to knock up some other whore.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 24, 2019 04:01 PM (lD3vL)
By State law? One kid is 30% of salary there.
Posted by: Don Q at December 24, 2019 04:03 PM (NgKpN)
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 24, 2019 04:03 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: kallisto at December 24, 2019 04:03 PM (PFcQG)
"...And with Donald Trump in office, they don't have that. Look around. Most of us are worse off now than we were before."
"The lamps are going out all over Trumpmerica; we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime."
I didn't know that Biden's health was that bad. Does he have dirt on Hillary? Those "lamps going out" is the normal evening ritual of people going to bed for the evening.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 24, 2019 04:04 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
what a lowlife.
Posted by: pond scum at December 24, 2019 04:05 PM (wjMou)
Posted by: krusty at December 24, 2019 04:05 PM (4wD3j)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2019 04:05 PM (flINI)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2019 04:06 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 24, 2019 04:06 PM (EgshT)
They were able to make Travon Martin look like a sweet 10 year old boy, skipping home with his Easter basket full of Skittles for his little brother when he was ambushed. Then there was "clock-boy" who miraculously became the new Nicola Tesla with his newfangled invention.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 04:06 PM (5DZMc)
*looks around* *no effs found*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:06 PM (ptqGC)
I mentioned that to some Leftist, and the response was: "Only the wealthy have 401Ks, the rest of us are forced to live paycheck to paycheck."
She didn't realize that she was receiving a "paycheck" not an entitlement because as little as she had to offer as far as marketable skills, someone still took her on as a risk.
and she would have money to invest if she didn't hate "Capitalism" and if she didn't blow all of her money on drugs and tattoos.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 24, 2019 04:07 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 24, 2019 04:07 PM (wjMou)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2019 04:07 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2019 04:08 PM (4a9Vv)
Meggie Mac sez to leave Hunter alone. The Bidens have suffered enough with the loss of Beau.
I did not realize this was a way out of legal trouble. Chelsea should probably be very worried.
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 04:08 PM (T6t7i)
Did she actually say that?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2019 04:08 PM (6XLoz)
Merry Christmas Morons/ettes! I just left the mall and even THAT didn't dampen my spirit.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2019 04:05 PM (flINI)
You weren't in my super Kroger. For some reason, some parents believe letting their kids shriek for the sake of shrieking At The Tops Of Their Lungs, adds to the festive spirit.
They're wrong. Very, very wrong.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:08 PM (ptqGC)
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We offered her one, but like most corrupt corporations, we pay less to the daughters of crooked politicians than we do to the sons. So she'll only be getting @ $100k a month, not the $160k that Hunter got.
Posted by: Burisma at December 24, 2019 04:08 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2019 04:07 PM (V2Yro)
Epstein might beg to differ.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 04:09 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 24, 2019 04:09 PM (lD3vL)
sake of shrieking At The Tops Of Their Lungs, adds to the festive
spirit.
An avocado fastball is your friend.
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 04:10 PM (T6t7i)
Wow. Can you imagine if those had been Republicans? It would be 24x7 news hooks and coverage likely for weeks. I'm sure it'll be *crickets* as usual from Progda.
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:10 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 24, 2019 04:10 PM (1g7ch)
Did she actually say that?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2019 04:08 PM (6XLoz)
Meg and Cindy are very close to the Biden's, and she and Joy Behar got very upset over Hunter talk on The View. It was on Newsbusters or somewhere a while back.
But, hey. That Barron Trump, tho.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:10 PM (ptqGC)
She was his "Boo" 24 Seven until he spoked his ride to his crib to get back to his peeps.
Tru dat. Nome sayin'?
Posted by: Minuteman
Not a clue, but good news - Barbara Billingsley is right here!
Posted by: TheHoser at December 24, 2019 04:11 PM (IDjUx)
sake of shrieking At The Tops Of Their Lungs, adds to the festive
spirit.
An avocado fastball is your friend.
Posted by: pep at December 24,
A curving tomato works too.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 24, 2019 04:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 04:11 PM (+y/Ru)
https://tinyurl.com/wfts6cs
You forget the part where the whites, having reinhabited the cities, then enact sh1t like CA's Prop 47 that leave the places they've reinhabited worse than the vibrant community that left.
San Francisco is far whiter now than it was when I grew up there. Even the pissbums are whiter. It is 'safer', in the sense that some aggrieved member of a diverse, inclusive community is less likely to stick a hogleg in your ribs, because Willie Brown got them all Section 8 vouchers and dispatched them to second-ring Antioch, and most of the pissbum contingent has just enough daily sobriety to break a couple car windows and couldn't manage a stickup if you handed them a Glock and an instruction sheet.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:11 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:11 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: klaftern at December 24, 2019 04:11 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: steevy at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (KNsKs)
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This too is the story of Obama.
Posted by: torabora at December 24, 2019 04:11 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2019 04:11 PM (l3+k2)
McCain was every bit as involved with Ukraine as Biden. Maybe more.
It would be tacky to expose all of that while McCain's funeral is still going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 04:12 PM (ZLI7S)
99 It's that they're in DC and they are announcing to other upper echelons that "we're not gonna eat you out to the press that you like to look at some titties."
I'm pretty sure most of the male and some of the female posters here like to look at some titties. They're protecting something else.
Also, "eat you out to the press"? Have we stopped doing phrasing?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2019 04:02 PM (6XLoz)
Typo "rat you out to the press."
Posted by: Buzzion at December 24, 2019 04:13 PM (OSvjG)
It would be tacky to expose all of that while McCain's funeral is still going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 04:12 PM (ZLI7S)
This is true. I believe the funeral cortege has reached Antarctica by now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Gref at December 24, 2019 04:13 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:13 PM (ptqGC)
Pretty lucrative living for a 49 year old who has never successfully held a job.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 24, 2019 04:14 PM (fp3O8)
Posted by: raimondo at December 24, 2019 04:14 PM (tIReo)
McCain's funeral and Trump's impeachment/re-impeachments.
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:14 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 04:12 PM (ZLI7S)
When they finally wrap up that funeral we can get on with RBG's.
Until then she is officially 'not-dead'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 24, 2019 04:15 PM (1g7ch)
Building housing in Iraq on a very lucrative government contract among other things.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)
This year it took me six bars to find a friendly bartender. That's the most ever. Millennials suck. They are narcissistic, joyless, pessimistic scolds. It was finally a Gen Xer in a shit-ass dive bar that won the prize this year.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:15 PM (M9Pwt)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 24, 2019 04:15 PM (HESy5)
that tweetstorm by Hanania I linked earlier revealed a LOT of waste in Afghanistan. I wonder too if McCain was in on the graft. and all the neocons
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 24, 2019 04:15 PM (wjMou)
In all seriousness, apparently his health is really REALLY bad. Stroke and heart attack territory. And Sanders has already had a heart attack. Warren may win just by surviving.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Irony at December 24, 2019 04:16 PM (yhf6w)
They're trying that in Baltimore also, but the gentrification hasn't been as successful.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2019 04:17 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:16 PM (KZzsI)
+++
LOL.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 04:17 PM (5DZMc)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 03:40
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Impressive showing on your top posts.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 24, 2019 04:17 PM (Dhht7)
Always a ton of graft and corruption during war, its inevitable. As much money pours through, you just cannot avoid it. WW2 the corruption was epic, but low end stuff (art, antiques, food, supplies etc). These days its in the billions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:17 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 24, 2019 04:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ian S.
I never thought it would work in DC, given that I was there for the Barry years, but it has come to pass. I don't recognize the place anymore.
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 04:18 PM (T6t7i)
"...And with Donald Trump in office, they don't have that. Look around. Most of us are worse off now than we were before."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2019 03:57 PM (4a9Vv)
Who is we, kemosabe?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 04:19 PM (AoTVE)
In all seriousness, apparently his health is really REALLY bad. Stroke and heart attack territory.
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Bubble brain. Hoof in mouth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 04:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2019 04:19 PM (Dh1wo)
They're wrong. Very, very wrong.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:08 PM (ptqGC)
********
I miss my little kids so much. When they hit their late teens and 20's it turns into a different kind of fun.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 24, 2019 04:19 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 24, 2019 04:19 PM (wjMou)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Bidens: Devoid of any morals and fully corrupt.
Clintons: Devoid of any morals, so corrupt as to make the Bidens look like paupers, with a penchant for murdering people who are inconvenient.
I have to wonder where the Obamas are going to land on this list when the dust settles.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 24, 2019 03:53 PM (PHotS)
The Bidens are evil but clownish. The Kennedys are rapists and mobsters. The Clintons are worse, and the Bushes are incompetent Quislings.
Honestly, Obama is an America hating goon, but he's better than any of them morally. You could call him a traitor, but he'a not actually an American. Exile him to Canada: it would actually be doing him a favor and avoiding copious bloodshed.
Posted by: trev006 at December 24, 2019 04:20 PM (aDkrc)
Posted by: raimondo at December 24, 2019 04:20 PM (tIReo)
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 04:20 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 04:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Likes little kids jumping into his lap. A LOT. Grabbing women and young girls inappropriately.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)
only because she's eminently beatable but also it would be a very
public boot to slow Joe's teeth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 04:11 PM (+y/Ru)
THIS
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 04:20 PM (AoTVE)
And here's the thing: the average American voter (or even the above-average American voter) could give exactly 0.001 flying fVcks about Ukraine.
Okay, former USSR. Some cute chess women. But in the overall scheme of things, while Mexico decays into a failed state and the Idiots Up North reelect Mick Effin' Jagger's patently incompetent lovechild, when electoral sanity in Brazil is offset by mayhem in Chile (what used to be just about the one stable large democracy in LatAm), Ukraine is a long way away.
Yet our kleptocrat klass seems to have a hard-on for the place. In a perfect world what would be investigated is just why that's the case.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:20 PM (8erNz)
Kelly's Heroes and Don Rickles Sgt Crapgame.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 24, 2019 04:20 PM (2DOZq)
Adele posted Christmas pictures on Twitter showing she lost weight and looks great. Twitter mobs meltdown saying insane shit because she is fat shaming by losing weight.
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/events/ 1209433377310298113
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 04:20 PM (+Iryr)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:21 PM (ZCEU2)
After reading the linked article about Mikey Bloomberg and the convict phone bank, it seems that he wishes to deprive prisoners of fairly earned income.
With friends like Mikey...they are trapped in the cycle of criminal involvement.
https://theintercept.com/2019/12/24/mike-bloomberg-2020-prison-labor/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 24, 2019 04:21 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 04:21 PM (T6t7i)
And because how you get white working-class voters is for one upper-class affirmative action fraud beneficiary to embrace another upper-class affirmative action beneficiary who's an even bigger fraud.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:22 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Mack the jack at December 24, 2019 04:22 PM (GNqx7)
**BREAKING** Bloomberg used PRISON LABOR to make campaign calls... WTF!
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Bold move, Mike!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 04:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:17 PM (KZzsI)
with improved oversight they are lucky to get a 1-2% skim on the cash flow. So the obvious solution was to increase the cash flow. Even then they had to declare billion$ simply 'lost track of'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 24, 2019 04:22 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 04:22 PM (+Iryr)
The media, with glee, reported every jot and tittle of salacious news it could get a hold of when it pertained to the Palin's, the Bidens get their exploits smothered with a pillow, like a newborn in Virginia.
Bastards.
In the time of burning, the media get what's coming to them.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 24, 2019 04:23 PM (coK/l)
......
I had somebody tip me $200 on CE one year when I first got in the business and was absolutely broke and I decided when I finally had money to spare I would repay that to somebody else.
It's been my own tradition now for 12 years.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:23 PM (M9Pwt)
Posted by: EveR at December 24, 2019 04:24 PM (R0z7P)
Baby mama, where you been so long?
I've been hiding out, in Ukraine
Baby mama, I can feel your pain
Baby mama, where you been so long?
Standing on the corner, looking to leave
Baby, standing on the corner, looking to leave, Baby, Lord have mercy, I can't believe
I've got to pay so I'm going back to Kyiv
Baby mama, where you been so long?
Posted by: Hunter Biden and the Emoluments at December 24, 2019 04:24 PM (Ndje9)
His first job as an adult was a $350k gig at MBNA which was a payoff for Joe pushing anti-consumer legislation
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 24, 2019 04:24 PM (HESy5)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Hillary is warming up in the bull pen.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 04:24 PM (+Iryr)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at December 24, 2019 04:24 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: steevy at December 24, 2019 03:40 PM (KNsKs)
So much for the family-style tone of the blog on Christmas Eve.
Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 04:24 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: jagamo at December 24, 2019 04:24 PM (ZnVDo)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:25 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:26 PM (ZfRYq)
looks great. Twitter mobs meltdown saying insane shit because she is fat
shaming by losing weight.
I thought losing weight was a good thing as long as you're doing it for the right reason, i.e. minimizing your carbon footprint, or something.
Posted by: pep at December 24, 2019 04:26 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: klaftern at December 24, 2019 04:27 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 24, 2019 04:27 PM (Ibwur)
Posted by: raimondo at December 24, 2019 04:14 PM (tIReo)
You should ask Santa to bring you English lessons
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 04:27 PM (AoTVE)
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2019 04:28 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 04:28 PM (5DZMc)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at December 24, 2019 04:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at December 24, 2019 04:24 PM (bML9A)
As a matter of fact, he was.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 04:29 PM (K/Gmb)
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2019 04:30 PM (R+4P1)
It might work
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:30 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 04:31 PM (D04OU)
then enact sh1t like CA's Prop 47 that leave the places they've
reinhabited worse than the vibrant community that left.
[snip]
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:11 PM (8erNz)
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+1
I lived in Walnut Creek (and worked mostly in Oakland) for 10 years during the 90's and witnessed much of it happening.
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:31 PM (WqPYg)
dammit, missed the Miss Lindsey bashing.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 04:29 PM (K/Gmb)
Don't worry. raimondo's here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jeff Zucker at December 24, 2019 04:31 PM (K/Gmb)
hie thee to powerline for a video of boris johnson reciting the iliad in ancient greek. from memory.and with great drama.
i knew he was a scholar, but this? fantastic.
"you gotta love boris" @ powerline.
Posted by: mjc at December 24, 2019 04:31 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 24, 2019 04:32 PM (LxTcq)
I was using the tablet and was/am in a bad mood so I didn't feel like DuckDuckGoing the full quote.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2019 04:33 PM (Dh1wo)
Leaving for our early Christmas Eve service shortly, and then a wonderful annual open house at good friends' house.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:33 PM (ptqGC)
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LMAO. This is one of those internet random word generator thingies, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:34 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: raimondo at December 24, 2019 04:14 PM (tIReo)
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And Merry Indictmas right back at you.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 24, 2019 04:34 PM (WEBkv)
This year it took me six bars to find a friendly bartender. That's the most ever. Millennials suck. They are narcissistic, joyless, pessimistic scolds. It was finally a Gen Xer in a shit-ass dive bar that won the prize this year.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:15 PM
I'm going to steal this idea, if you don't mind
Posted by: Chuck C at December 24, 2019 04:34 PM (r6GXX)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 24, 2019 04:34 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 04:35 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: raimondo at December 24, 2019 04:35 PM (tIReo)
Let the voters decide.
If Trump wins and the GOP holds the senate and takes the house, send the articles back to the house and then let the GOP house rescind them.
Voila, Trump has not been impeached.
If Trump loses then it doesn't matter and G-d protect him and his family.
Because they will never stop going after him.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 24, 2019 04:35 PM (coK/l)
Don't worry. raimondo's here.
Again?
*sniff* yeah.
Smells like fear, desperation, turpentine and BO.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 04:35 PM (K/Gmb)
Define 'morally'.
If a President is a wholly-owned agent, either ideologically or purchased, of a foreign power, does that make him morally superior to those who are merely corrupt around the edges?
We know about Ted's efforts to undermine Reagan, and we know about what China purchased from Clinton, but those were transactional.
I think there's a substantial case to be made that Obama was top-to-bottom a foreign mole, whether bought and paid for by the mullahs or a Soviet sleeper who outlasted the Evil Empire he served.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go replace my foil headwear.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:35 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2019 04:35 PM (ycWCI)
It was invented by George on Seinfeld. It's seeing a resurgence among the semi and non-believer crowd.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 24, 2019 04:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2019 04:30 PM (R+4P1)
Where he personally me with a RUSSIAN*!!!!
* Do not talk about the fact that the RUSSIAN was brought to the meeting by the Obama Admin and Team Hillary.... and met again afterwards.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 24, 2019 04:36 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 24, 2019 04:36 PM (D04OU)
don't him anyway. Point out trump! are bribing researches and even
executives at cia institutions f.b.i. announced. Corrupt biden says
communist iranis no threat after hunter is given 1.5 billion. I won't
latino accept for that crook as wouldn't vote corrupt chelsea clinton
and voted for gertrude stein to help defeat whore.
Posted by: raimondo on tap at December 24, 2019 04:28 PM (QzkSJ)
This maybe a little too coherent for raimondo
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 04:36 PM (AoTVE)
Posted by: Chuck C at December 24, 2019 04:34 PM (r6GXX)
......
You'll make someone happy.
Probably someone that needs it.
Steal away.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:37 PM (M9Pwt)
The Ingalls lived in Walnut Grove.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 24, 2019 04:37 PM (kUj/s)
There are thoughts wondering if he could follow DJT in 2024, he was born in NY I take it.
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 24, 2019 04:34 PM (WEBkv)
Where can I get myself some of that?
Posted by: Cory Booker at December 24, 2019 04:38 PM (1g7ch)
Did McCain get in on the Ukraine graft as payment for throwing the 2008 election?
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2019 04:28 PM (l3+k2)
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It's amazing how all the Chinese graft that bought and paid for the Clintons and Gore in the 90's was immediately shoved down the memory hole by Progda and the severely conservative intellectuals, now known as cucks.
Straight up treason, but ho-hum, just another day in Commieville ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:38 PM (WqPYg)
I give him three Clintons (on a scale of five), but he needs to up his game with a couple teenagers.
(the above is intended as humor, but frankly, given the dude's history, I wouldn't be surprised.)
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:38 PM (8erNz)
Trump is impeached. She said it when the vote passed and that is how the resolution reads - the President is impeached.
There is no requirement to transmit to the Senate.
Senate will start on the trial - at least the start of the trial - on the 7th when they are back in session.
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:39 PM (ZfRYq)
(Reuters) - Billionaire U.S. presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg on
Tuesday said his campaign had unknowingly used prison workers to make
telephone calls on his behalf.
He's going with the Sgt. Schultz defense
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 04:39 PM (AoTVE)
So 'mondo is a Berniebot.
That's pretty much perfect.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 04:39 PM (K/Gmb)
The Ingalls lived in Walnut Grove.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 24, 2019 04:37 PM (kUj/s)
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One of my favorite songs by The Doobie Brothers.
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:39 PM (WqPYg)
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Maybe that's what Nanzi has been doing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 04:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:15 PM
I'm going to steal this idea, if you don't mind
Posted by: Chuck C at December 24, 2019 04:34 PM (r6GXX)
Seconded - What's the name of this "Shit-Ass Dive Bar"?
Sounds like a great place?
Posted by: Cory Booker at December 24, 2019 04:40 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2019 04:40 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Cory Booker at December 24, 2019 04:38 PM (1g7ch)
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Yo!
Posted by: Reggie bodyman Love at your service! at December 24, 2019 04:40 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:40 PM (ZCEU2)
Translated from Democrat to English, it means someone on his staff has a list of commutations.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:41 PM (8erNz)
Trump is impeached. She said it when the vote passed and that is how the resolution reads - the President is impeached.
There is no requirement to transmit to the Senate.
Senate will start on the trial - at least the start of the trial - on the 7th when they are back in session.
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:39 PM (ZfRYq)
How do you think this is her attempt to be clever and what would someone possibly be falling for?
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:41 PM (HALdu)
...
Posted by: trev006 at December 24, 2019 04:20 PM (aDkrc)
Apparently you missed the story on Land Commissar P. Bush and his grifting with companies, not listed on his filing for candidacy, in the Cayman Is.
Or the $5million mansion he bought with a loan from a donor which is not listed on the Austin tax rolls.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 04:41 PM (9v1sv)
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Maybe that's what Nanzi has been doing.
Dude, he said GREEK, not PIG LATIN.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:41 PM (8erNz)
How would that work? Until Nancy delivers the charges to the Senate there is nothing to have a trial about.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 04:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:15 PM
The fact that you are trying to find someone to give $100 to might be skewing things.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:42 PM (HALdu)
The Senate needs the articles, it needs the material, it needs the names of the house mangers, etc.
You cannot have a trial without these things.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 24, 2019 04:42 PM (coK/l)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 24, 2019 04:37 PM (kUj/s)
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One of my favorite songs by The Doobie Brothers.
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You're thinking of Kamikaze Grove.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 04:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Trump is doing it to Alinsky her. You want to say I am not impeached okay I am not impeached.
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:42 PM (ZfRYq)
Trump is doing it to Alinsky her. You want to say I am not impeached okay I am not impeached.
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:42 PM (ZfRYq)
Ever use a computer? You have one of those fancy send or enter buttons? When you write a text, nothing happens until you hit send. No send, text never happened.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:44 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Biden-Stripper Kid at December 24, 2019 04:44 PM (unR+P)
(Reuters) - Billionaire U.S. presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg
on Tuesday said his campaign had unknowingly used prison workers to
make telephone calls on his behalf.
I unknowingly had a friend reach into the till and hand me 600 dollars in cash at the gas station.
Oops.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 04:44 PM (K/Gmb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:15 PM
Yes. I personally know some exceptions but this describes a lot of them to a T. The people I hated in my generation - and there were plenty - were just assholes.
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2019 04:44 PM (R+4P1)
$100? It's gonna cost you a lot more to to get to the Hunter Biden Paternity Suit Suite.
Unless you're a rapper. Then we can get you a line of bare crotches.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:44 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: mjc at December 24, 2019 04:45 PM (Pg+x7)
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Maybe that's what Nanzi has been doing.
Dude, he said GREEK, not PIG LATIN.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:41 PM (8erNz)
Johnson and Trump, men incarnate of a bygone era.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 04:45 PM (9v1sv)
Iowa Caucus is Feb 3.
The Senators running for President are screwed.
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:45 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at December 24, 2019 04:24 PM (bML9A)
"Total amateur."
- - Bill Clinton
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2019 04:45 PM (zBaqJ)
on Tuesday said his campaign had unknowingly used prison workers to make telephone calls on his behalf.
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Literally the definition of exploitation and slave labor. good thing he's a (D).
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 24, 2019 04:45 PM (ucRN0)
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:42 PM (HALdu)
.....
Oh, I don't announce it.
I just sit down and order a beer. Friendliness is not as common as you might think.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:45 PM (M9Pwt)
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When tried for war crimes at Nuremburg, Schultz was all, "I knew nothing! Nothing!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 04:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Hey Mom and Dad, how did you meet ?
Posted by: Biden-Stripper Kid at December 24, 2019 04:44 PM (unR+P)
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Tinder?
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:46 PM (WqPYg)
You cannot have a trial without these things.
You forgot the part about needing to know what their big donors think, which trumps* all of the above.
* I'm sorry, but it was the right word to use.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:46 PM (8erNz)
Tuesday said his campaign had unknowingly used prison workers to make
telephone calls on his behalf.
He's going with the Sgt. Schultz defense
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 04:39 PM (AoTVE)
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In the case of Bloomberg, I'd have to buy it, because the man truly is a clueless jackass.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 24, 2019 04:46 PM (WEBkv)
Trump is impeached. She said it when the vote passed and that is how the resolution reads - the President is impeached.
There is no requirement to transmit to the Senate.
Senate will start on the trial - at least the start of the trial - on the 7th when they are back in session.
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:39 PM (ZfRYq)
Senate can have some fun too and run with what they got - the two one line charges published on TV.
- Broad, nebulous, without cite of US Code to the alleged unlawful act (i.e.: High Crime and Misdemeanors), nor evidence presented.
- It can only be assumed that the House meant to cover every act, real or imagined, by the President to the date of the impeachment.
- Therefore, every act, real or imagined, by the President to the date of the impeachment is hereby dismissed with prejudice. Do not go pass go, do not collect $100. Do not come back with another impeachment.
effectively a reverse pardon...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 24, 2019 04:47 PM (1g7ch)
Bristol AFAIK has done right by her whoops child - that was just the example that popped into my head of the giant double standard with R vs D offspring doing something unflattering being held against the parent if R and ignored if the parent running for office is D.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 24, 2019 04:47 PM (n4y+3)
The Senators running for President are screwed.
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How so?
- John Roberts and Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 24, 2019 04:47 PM (ucRN0)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:47 PM (ZfRYq)
When it comes to Bloomberg, I'd be perfectly happy with the Hermann Goering Defense.
I kid, I kid. Kinda.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:47 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at December 24, 2019 04:24 PM (bML9A)
I doubt his brother's widow would be down with a three-way, but you never know.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 24, 2019 04:48 PM (r6GXX)
Let the real investigations begin and destroy the Dems and the Cucks for at least two generations.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2019 04:48 PM (4a9Vv)
That was her biggest sin, to the left: she didn't murder it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:48 PM (KZzsI)
Stripper girl ain't exactly ugly.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:48 PM (8erNz)
I just sit down and order a beer. Friendliness is not as common as you might think.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:45 PM (M9Pwt)
Sure, but you are thinking "ok, should I give this cocksucker $100.
I would be able to count on one hand the rude or unkind servers I have had in 2019.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:49 PM (HALdu)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go replace my foil headwear.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:35 PM (8erNz)
You don't have to look that far. Harvard and the CIA evidently hate America more than either of them, and are infinitely more successful.
Same difference. But the point is still the same: from the perspective of a foreign enemy, and not a domestic traitor, Obama was and is quite successful. It doesn't excuse his actions, but it does explain them.
Posted by: trev006 at December 24, 2019 04:49 PM (aDkrc)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 04:49 PM (+Iryr)
Tuesday said his campaign had unknowingly used prison workers to make
telephone calls on his behalf.
He's going with the Sgt. Schultz defense
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 04:39 PM (AoTVE)
NY State Prison Industries did not divulge the incarcerated status of their employees... workers.
Posted by: Cory Booker at December 24, 2019 04:49 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 04:49 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Biden-Stripper Kid at December 24, 2019 04:44 PM (unR+P)
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"Well, there we were, hoovering up a line of blow, her one one side, I on the other and, as our noses touched after finishing off the last microscopic particle, it was like, "blam" magic...things just sort of took off from there....."
Posted by: Hunter's true story of how he met his baby mamma at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 04:49 PM (+Iryr)
"I'll smack you around like I did Fredo!"
- - Moe Greene
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (zBaqJ)
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They do camera system IT on the side.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (ucRN0)
Somewhere around comment 400 we're gonna get an open thread dunked on us.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:47 PM (ZfRYq)
There are procedures for moving everything in Congress from one committee or hearing to the next.
If she has not forwarded it to the Senate then the Senate cannot act upon it.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (ZfRYq)
*tosses pebble*
I knew a guy who preferred to date strippers: extremely low self esteem, easy to dump (they pretty much expect it), etc. He wasn't a very nice guy to women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (KZzsI)
So that would leave like, what 4-5 dudes in the House and maybe 7 Senators?
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (K/Gmb)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (ZCEU2)
Well if the Dems are going to outright lie, why not push back with something that is a lot more plausible?
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at December 24, 2019 04:51 PM (af5xa)
also, can we have a thread later about what a crackpot nitwit Ocasio Cordless is?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 24, 2019 04:51 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:51 PM (ZfRYq)
And Boeing software development, and the occasional patch to Tesla's Autopilot.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:51 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2019 04:51 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: steevy
They remind him of me.
Posted by: Slo Joe at December 24, 2019 04:51 PM (p40Pc)
If Trump wins re-election and the GOP takes the House and keeps the Senate, first thing they have to do is move to abolish the FISA court and restructure the LE/IC apparatus.
This spying shit was supercharged by the "War on Terror" debacle of the Bush years and weaponized by the SCOMAF and the Deep State against we the people and conservatives generally.
This shit has got to be stopped.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 24, 2019 04:51 PM (coK/l)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2019 04:52 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:52 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 04:49 PM (+Iryr)
*throws stone*
You people have lived lives I could only dream about. Mine has been drab, dull, boring, wasted and stupid.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 04:52 PM (NWiLs)
Well, unless they change the rules. Constitution says nothing about the sausage making process, its all just rules. They could change the rules tonight and simply state "OK we got what we need, lets roll"
But I think they find making Pelosi squirm for not sending it over is more politically useful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:15 PM
By the time I've hit six bars I'd be pretty friendly myself.
Btw I'm at friendly bar
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 24, 2019 04:52 PM (n1yOz)
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They do camera system IT on the side.
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And shade tree pharmacology.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 04:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Show me your credentials as a constitutional scholar.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:52 PM (HALdu)
Nothing wrong with banging strippers.... responsibly as a young lad. Let
he who has not been told to hide in a young stripper's car or truck
near closing time for wild sex afterwards cast the first stone.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 04:49 PM (+Iryr)
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Only been to a strip club once -- in Vegas for a bachelor's party -- and was hit on by a stripper. My reptilian brain considered pursing the matter, but then my rational brain kept imagining dying young of syphilitic brain rot.
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:53 PM (WqPYg)
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Ah yes, the guilty until voted innocent clause. It's right there next to abortion in the Constitution.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 24, 2019 04:53 PM (ucRN0)
.....
I suppose that's a possibility.
But I set the bar pretty low. The girl I talked to this year asked me if I was getting some last minute shopping done and proceeded to talk to me about her kids and their gifts and such.
Just small talk.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:53 PM (M9Pwt)
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:53 PM (WqPYg)
Never been to a strip club. Or a bachelor party.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 24, 2019 04:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Paying Attention at December 24, 2019 04:54 PM (x8Wzq)
This message has been brought to you by the Ad Council.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 04:54 PM (K/Gmb)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:54 PM (ZfRYq)
Even if they changed the rules, what would they have a trial with? They don't have the reports, the testimony, no House managers to present the case. There is literally nothing to have a case about until it is delivered by the House.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)
That's why I'll never be a true Moron.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 24, 2019 04:54 PM (n1yOz)
I was at a Hooter's once, that felt kind of like a strip club
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 24, 2019 04:55 PM (unR+P)
Not that I am complaining.
Then there is the self esteem thing. Dating someone with lousy self esteem sucks.
They are hot, sometimes, and easy.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:55 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 24, 2019 04:55 PM (ucRN0)
So Ace got a scatload of topical content in early, now he's apparently
donned the robes and gone off to officiate at his Christmas Eve service.
Somewhere around comment 400 we're gonna get an open thread dunked on us.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (8erNz)
_______
I predict a link to Pitch Guy on the movie "Die Hard."
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:55 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 24, 2019 04:55 PM (ucRN0)
Corollary: when the trunk she leads you to is a Merc S550, you start thinking "is she this good, or did I overpay?"
horde question: when remodeling a bathroom do you hire the contractor in the rusty '86 F250, or the one with the new diesel Silverado?
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:55 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 04:55 PM (+Iryr)
All speculation at this point, of course.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 04:55 PM (xts8Z)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:54 PM (ZfRYq)
Not sent to the senate, not impeached.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:56 PM (ZCEU2)
That's the prosecutor's job, to prepare evidence for a case. I mean it would be challenging if they were blocked from the evidence, but I can't imagine why they would stop Schumer from getting access.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 04:55 PM (8erNz)
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Trick question. Neither is going to show up for your piddling little job.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 24, 2019 04:56 PM (ucRN0)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 04:55 PM (+Iryr)
I blame the horde for the fact that I misread the fifth word of that sentence.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:57 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:54 PM (ZfRYq)
Not sent to the senate, not impeached.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:56 PM (HALdu)
Schrodinger's Impeachment.
Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 04:57 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2019 04:57 PM (unR+P)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 24, 2019 04:57 PM (n1yOz)
It's all published. It's on the internet.
McConnell could call the Senate into session on Christmas day and have an up or down vote. That is not his style but it can be done.
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:57 PM (ZfRYq)
This is the strangest speculation, I cannot comprehend why people keep repeating it. I guess maybe its wishcasting to avoid the president being officially impeached??
The impeachment is a process that the house undertakes to determine whether or not the Senate should hold a trial.
They did that.
Whether they deliver paperwork to the Senate or not is irrelevant. The job is done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (ZfRYq)
The Senate can still have fun with it and 'deem' the counts broad enough to cover every conceivable act, real or imagined, to date and dismiss with prejudice... if nothing else SCOTUS can declare themselves the power to hear an appeal and to overturn and then we can enjoy a real Constitutional Crisis.
Posted by: Cory Booker at December 24, 2019 04:58 PM (1g7ch)
When a chick is smilin' at you
Even though there's nothin' said
If you stand there like a statue
Jack, you're dead
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Emoluments 'R Us at December 24, 2019 04:58 PM (Ndje9)
But that's essentially what the House managers are, prosecutors. They present the case and Nancy so far has refused to even appoint them let alone given permission for them to transmit the case.
Hard as it is for some to believe, she screwed the pooch on this one and she is now trapped between the proverbial rock and hard place.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 04:58 PM (ZLI7S)
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I saw them in the late 90s or so. Good show.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 24, 2019 04:58 PM (ucRN0)
It does not require transmission to the Senate.
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 04:59 PM (ZfRYq)
This is the strangest speculation, I cannot comprehend why people keep repeating it. I guess maybe its wishcasting to avoid the president being officially impeached??
The impeachment is a process that the house undertakes to determine whether or not the Senate should hold a trial.
They did that.
Whether they deliver paperwork to the Senate or not is irrelevant. The job is done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:57 PM (KZzsI)
Their work is not done until they send it to the Senate.
The job is not over until the paperwork is finished.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 04:59 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 04:59 PM (KZzsI)
per "the money pit", the guy with the silverado.
Posted by: mjc at December 24, 2019 04:59 PM (Pg+x7)
.......
Same here.
The song on the jukebox that just played was called "Quit Yer Bitchin'" by Rebel Son and the chorus was "Why don't you eat sh*t and go f*ck yourself".
I love holiday music.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:59 PM (M9Pwt)
Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 04:59 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2019 04:57 PM (unR+P)
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Well, that is rather rude. Some just take a bit longer to work their way through college.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 24, 2019 05:00 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 05:00 PM (K/Gmb)
.......
Same here.
The song on the jukebox that just played was called "Quit Yer Bitchin'" by Rebel Son and the chorus was "Why don't you eat sh*t and go f*ck yourself".
I love holiday music.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 04:59 PM (M9Pwt)
So, not Burl Ives.
Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:00 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:00 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 24, 2019 04:51 PM (coK/l)
Homeland Security, also.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 05:01 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2019 04:57 PM (unR+P)
So if you were 20 that makes the Stripper 33ish? Not sure that is so insulting.
/ - holiday sarc tag
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:01 PM (HALdu)
You're going to have to explain that to me. The house and Senate are separate bodies, they're not going to show up and be part of the trial. Other people do that work, in the Senate, Senators, trying the case before the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
The impeachment is an indictment process, but its different from the usual criminal indictments because the same guy doesn't do both that and the trial.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 05:01 PM (+Iryr)
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:01 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 24, 2019 05:00 PM (WEBkv)
This one was apparently attending Lakeside Nursing Home University.
Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2019 05:02 PM (unR+P)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 05:02 PM (5DZMc)
You're making it sound as if young women who get naked for money are morally slack or something
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:03 PM (KZzsI)
Even though there's nothin' said
If you stand there like a statue
Jack, you're dead
Story of my life.
Slightly different take thereon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh8zcbC_Dcw
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 05:03 PM (8erNz)
It's pretty amazing, really. I, having only the MSM to rely on, thought he was a buffoon, too:
https://bit.ly/2s9FbdM
Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2019 05:03 PM (jyVW0)
Ne can allow a vote whether to hear the case or not. Graham has been pushing for them to hold a vote asap not to hear the case as it only takes 51 votes to get approval not to hear the case and because this case is a sad joke.
He can't hold a trial on impeachment because the charges haven't been delivered yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 24, 2019 05:02 PM (5DZMc)
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Some of us dare to stray from where we can get a good signal on the cell phone.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 24, 2019 05:03 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:03 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: just the punchline at December 24, 2019 05:04 PM (K/Gmb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2019 05:04 PM (M9Pwt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December
In fairness, being morally slack would mean they know the difference and I think that there are many that do not.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:04 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 05:01 PM (+Iryr)
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"getting her digits for later meat ups."
2 things. Crisco or vaseline when she uses her digits? I'm not judging.
"meAt" Is that what the kids call it these days?
Posted by: Groundhog at December 24, 2019 05:04 PM (VYwSh)
Cutting off her fingers and not getting them/her to an E.R. if she didn't hook up??
Posted by: andycanuck at December 24, 2019 05:05 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:05 PM (KZzsI)
In the Clinton impeachment the House presented the case before the Senate.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:05 PM (xts8Z)
Here is the actual text:
Resolved, That Donald John Trump, President of the United States, is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors and that the following articles of impeachment be exhibited to the United States Senate....
Those are the honest to God words that are in the Resolution that passed. And if you watch Pelosi when she bangs the gavel she says "The President is impeached."
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:05 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rosemary Collyer didn't kill herself at December 24, 2019 04:55 PM (ucRN0)
That and they changed the Oath. Nothing in in about the Constitution anymore... Just do whatever SCOTUS tells you to do and blah blah blah, or in their immediate absence, what the Party Official (i.e.: lawyer) say SCOTUS said.
Posted by: Cory Booker at December 24, 2019 05:05 PM (1g7ch)
I can't tell if this comment is sexual or carnivorous.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 05:05 PM (K/Gmb)
Yeah, that too.
Our substance is being eaten out by swarms of Deep Staters within our boarders.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 24, 2019 05:05 PM (coK/l)
In the Clinton impeachment the House presented the case before the Senate.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:05 PM (xts8Z)
But is it written down anywhere that THAT is the way it must happen?
Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:06 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:05 PM (KZzsI)
Have you been to a bar where the people wore shoes?
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:06 PM (HALdu)
No, that is exactly how it works in impeachment. A group of House Reps are appointed by the Speaker to present the case the House is making for impeachment to the Senate. The Senate's purpose is to act as the jury.
It's unique but then impeachment is unique.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 05:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2019 05:07 PM (fksqF)
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 05:05 PM (K/Gmb)
Did Cannibal Bob post that ?
Posted by: jsg at December 24, 2019 05:07 PM (unR+P)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 05:07 PM (+Iryr)
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Buttzkrieg Blitz meeting his Stalingrad?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 05:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Come to think of it, "Obstruction of Congress" would make a good birth control method ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 05:08 PM (WqPYg)
I'm in Oregon, not the Appalachian Mountains. If you're drinking you don't notice the atmosphere the same way as sober.
Its like going to college parties: they really suck if you're not drinking. Boring, loud, stinking, unpleasant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:10 PM (HALdu)
But is it written down anywhere that THAT is the way it must happen?
Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:06 PM (90T4r)
Of course not. We have only had two presidential impeachment trials so it is more or less what the Senate wants to do. They have the sole power to try these things and no one can tell them what to do or how to do it. If the Senate says "We take notice of the impeachment as it is printed in the Congressional Record and the trial starts at 8:00 am January 7, 2020 so be ready to go" there is no one that can say they are wrong and make that stick.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:10 PM (xts8Z)
He can't hold a trial on impeachment because the charges haven't been delivered yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)
As the Majority Leader in the Senate, McConnell can do a lot of things on impeachment unilaterally.
I suppose one of them could be to not even have a trial. That seems dumb, because that means they can be heard at a future date. A sword of Damocles over Trump. They want to end this thing.
There are existing Senate rules that McConnell wants to keep in place, and they start off with the impeachment managers coming over to the Senate to present the Articles. But McConnell delivered a shot across the bow - he can change the rules. He can change ALL of the rules.
That is the game he has with Schumer - let's stick with existing rules.
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:10 PM (ZfRYq)
I hope someone chokes both Joe and his wife to death.
Posted by: Hhnter at December 24, 2019 05:10 PM (a7Ilh)
That is truly odd, but again, just the way the Senate wrote the rules. The Constitution says nothing about how its done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, still auditioning new socks at December 24, 2019 05:11 PM (gn52N)
Yep. And what really has the left pissed off is that he is openly saying he is coordinating his moves with the White House.
Cocaine Mitch don't give a damn what Chuck says.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (K/Gmb)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:10 PM (HALdu)
Can confirm. Double showers and Clorox scrub downs are a must.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (+Iryr)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2019 04:50 PM (ZCEU2)
She is very pretty.
Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 24, 2019 05:12 PM (xts8Z)
Its like going to college parties: they really suck if you're not drinking. Boring, loud, stinking, unpleasant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:10 PM (KZzsI)
There are some bars that are my go tos and they are kind of luxurious affairs. Wood paneling, lots of secluded booths, and everything you could ever want to drink.
No bongs, no shooters just nice hideaways to get a drink or two.
Posted by: not so at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (cGIXk)
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, still auditioning new socks at December 24, 2019 05:11 PM (gn52N)
Straight on through, or around on the bypass?
Posted by: tubal at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (cGIXk)
It's what I asked Santa for
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (AoTVE)
...
Hasn't happened.
Posted by: LOL at December 24, 2019 05:14 PM (UU64l)
Spanish TV reporter quits on air after winning lottery - but only wins small prize
There were multiple winners of the $4,000,000 so her share is $5500.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Not that Nixon.
They ruled that SCOTUS can't do anything about how the Senate "tries" an impeachment, because the Constitution says "sole"
Posted by: blaster at December 24, 2019 05:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Nanzi's idea of a fair trial is one where conviction is assured.
She couldn't get even one - one! - GOPe grub in the House to vote for either article. Who thinks 15 Republican senators are going to find Trump guilty?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2019 05:16 PM (7rVsF)
/ - holiday sarc tag
Never did the stripper thing, but I dated girls who were anywhere within fifteen years plus/minus (yeah, one jailbait a bit over half my age at the time though she was court-emancipated from her family, fifteen years later (some years ago now) she's a midlevel exec at a Very Recognizable Corporate Entity and she's "do you KNOW HOW DAMN BADLY I WANTED YOU?" and how do you admit you were just effin' scared?
Near-thirty-year spouse and I were on and off throughout that period and eventually sanity kicked in.
Posted by: JEM at December 24, 2019 05:16 PM (8erNz)
Yeah never been in a cigar bar, just the usual type. I get food at them often because Oregon has a law that if you serve liquor you have to serve food and strangely its usually really good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 24, 2019 05:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 24, 2019 05:13 PM (cGIXk)
Christmas is for strippers, too.
Posted by: m at December 24, 2019 05:19 PM (Ne1i4)
Spanish TV reporter quits on air after winning lottery - but only wins small prize
There were multiple winners of the $4,000,000 so her share is $5500.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)
- her
Checks out.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 24, 2019 05:21 PM (w1NOm)
Spanish TV reporter quits on air after winning lottery - but only wins small prize
There were multiple winners of the $4,000,000 so her share is $5500.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 24, 2019 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Quit before or after she finished stripping on camera?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 24, 2019 05:22 PM (1g7ch)
It's unique but then impeachment is unique.
Posted by: JackStraw
Maybe, but that is not in the Constitution. The Senate can handle this as the War Turtle damn well pleases.
Posted by: Miklos, as good a Constitutional scholar as you're likely to get at this hour at December 24, 2019 05:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, nooder at December 24, 2019 05:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ShainS at December 24, 2019 04:10 PM (WqPYg)
It was reported three weeks ago and no one knew.
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at December 24, 2019 05:58 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at December 24, 2019 09:00 PM (3Djt/)
Posted by: SMOD at December 24, 2019 09:58 PM (X5CsJ)
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Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)